January 30, 2012

Occupy DC Guy Gets Tased
— Ace

I'm looking for the backstory now, but wanted to get it up. You can skip until 1:00. Nothing happens until that, except for OWSers shouting some f-bombs periodically.

Backstory: The police were putting up notices to vacate. I guess they saw this guy ripping them down.

[H]e allegedly went from tent to tent removing notices from the Park Service....

The arrest coincided with the Monday deadline for protesters to remove camping equipment from the park and nearby plaza. Many have removed prohibited gear, but others have moved in and camped to deliberately challenge police.


Posted by: Ace at 11:40 AM | Comments (234)
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1 Good show.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 30, 2012 11:42 AM (mFxQX)

2
Study shows conservatives linked to low IQ and racism!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 30, 2012 11:42 AM (sqkOB)

3 heh

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 30, 2012 11:43 AM (mfbqu)

4 Nice jammies.

Looks like he made himself right at home.

Parasitic mutants.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 30, 2012 11:43 AM (pLTLS)

5 I would rather see them beat the shit out of him with night sticks.

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2012 11:43 AM (YdQQY)

6 Avenge me!

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 30, 2012 11:44 AM (Iyg03)

7 Go ahead and taze him, Bro!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 30, 2012 11:44 AM (71LDo)

8 I can't watch the video, is then in Oakland or one of the other urban shitholes?

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2012 11:44 AM (YdQQY)

9 He wasn't being violent!

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 30, 2012 11:45 AM (Iyg03)

10

Don't you just know the parents of these kids are HOPING they don't get thrown out of the park?

 

"We just got his room de-loused....."

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 30, 2012 11:45 AM (0xqzf)

11 DC, Vic

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 30, 2012 11:45 AM (pLTLS)

12
Look at what you accomplished!

You built a tent city. You have no plumbing.

YOU FUCKING LOSERS.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 30, 2012 11:45 AM (sqkOB)

13 Damn.  I want to tase him too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2012 11:45 AM (UOM48)

14 I have done nothing wrong! I have done nothing wrong! I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG!!!

Posted by: Guy Who Knows He Just Did Something Wrong at January 30, 2012 11:45 AM (nj1bB)

15 It says DC, Vic

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 30, 2012 11:46 AM (mFxQX)

16 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Team Meteor. Now with Cheesecake at January 30, 2012 11:46 AM (8y9MW)

17 At least he wasn't being tea-party violent violent

Posted by: Whoopi at January 30, 2012 11:46 AM (F6KtL)

18 word....don't resist arrest.....and can someone taze the person blowing the rape whistle?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 30, 2012 11:46 AM (mfbqu)

19 Hilarious and rich.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 30, 2012 11:46 AM (lVGED)

20

"It's a lawsuit." Sounds like the Best Western hotel commercials.

I'm not a lawyer but I did stay at a OWS camp, overnight.

Posted by: Rob B. at January 30, 2012 11:46 AM (q32Ly)

21
They are showing us what THEY can accomplish.

They are showing the world exactly what the future would be like if they had their way.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 30, 2012 11:46 AM (sqkOB)

22 I didn't do anything wrong either

Posted by: Greg Schiano at January 30, 2012 11:46 AM (ELPgk)

23 Tase him bro, tase him!

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 30, 2012 11:46 AM (kqqGm)

24 Is it just me, or is the cop who tased him hot?

Posted by: AnthonyB at January 30, 2012 11:47 AM (PDTch)

25 A graduate of Phi Slamma Jammies fraternity, I suppose.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 30, 2012 11:47 AM (71LDo)

26 I like when WeaselZippers posts these things, he follows the video up with quotes from Obama and Pelosi about how they're like the tea party and peaceful protests......

Posted by: © Sponge at January 30, 2012 11:47 AM (UK9cE)

27 I got an email at work today warning all VA employees to "AVOID OCCUPY DC AREAS TODAY"

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 30, 2012 11:47 AM (2YIVk)

28 He did nothing violent! He did nothing violent!

Posted by: Woman Who Doesn't Believe In Property Rights or Property Crime at January 30, 2012 11:48 AM (nj1bB)

29

And man, oh man, this is just the warm-up for the "Rumble in Chicago" in May when both the G8 AND the NATO Summits come to town.

 

Has anyone told these loons what an electoral beating the Dems took after the protests at the 1968 Democratic National Convention?

 

People don't like to see public property being destroyed by a bunch of temper-tantrum-throwing spoiled brats who should be old enough to know better.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 30, 2012 11:48 AM (0xqzf)

30 Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 30, 2012 03:45 PM (pLTLS)

Thanks, yes the biggest urban shithole.

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2012 11:48 AM (YdQQY)

31 Nice shot

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 30, 2012 11:49 AM (i6RpT)

32 That video is nothing but 1000 mg of pure distilled Boner Juice.

Posted by: Blogger Who Really Likes Lady Cops With Tasers at January 30, 2012 11:49 AM (nj1bB)

33 They should snatch up every one of these fuckwits and drop them off on the Afghanistan/Pokeeston border. 

Some practitioner of the Religion of Peace strangled his 22 year old wife after she gave birth to another daughter, and not a son (from the Blaze).

I'm sure they'd love a few hippies in their neighborhood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2012 11:49 AM (UOM48)

34 24 Is it just me, or is the cop who tased him hot?


She is hot. And she should have tased whoever is blowing that f*cking whistle.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 30, 2012 11:49 AM (lVGED)

35

Some retard repeatedly blowing a whistle.

Yeah, that'll help.

 

Posted by: Warden at January 30, 2012 11:49 AM (HzhBE)

36 13 Damn. I want to tase him too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2012 03:45 PM (UOM4

 

 

All these dipshits should hold hands and then the police can do their own version of Daniel Tosh's Tase Across America.

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2012 11:50 AM (GULKT)

37 Adbusters is encouraging Occupiers to go to the G8 convention this May in the spirit (paraphrasing) of the '68 conventions.


Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 30, 2012 11:51 AM (pLTLS)

38 Nice pants there, Buzz.  Did you get those at the same store Michelle got here corsets?

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 30, 2012 11:51 AM (Hx5uv)

39

I may have to rethink my adversarial position toward death camps.

Posted by: Warden at January 30, 2012 11:52 AM (HzhBE)

40 I wanna be tased by a hot cop like that.

Posted by: Good idea? at January 30, 2012 11:52 AM (F6KtL)

41 AnthonyB Wicked hot. And when you're in a crowd of people, and the police are walking through, and you start screaming, "they're coming after me! They're coming after me again! I haven't done anything wrong!" you might as well hold up a giant arrow and a sign saying "arrest me."

Posted by: Ghost at January 30, 2012 11:52 AM (q8nT/)

42 I can't wait until about a week from now when we find out his identity and all of the crimes he committed that were not on the video.


Posted by: grognard at January 30, 2012 11:52 AM (NS2Mo)

43

Somebody needs to run that in slow motion and put the score from that scene in "Platoon" underneath it.

 

And a laugh track.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 30, 2012 11:52 AM (0xqzf)

44 That cop with the taser isn't bad looking.

Posted by: rocket at January 30, 2012 11:52 AM (vQ5h4)

45 @37: A bunch of bored rich white kids following the orders of a super-rich old Scandi-Canadian?  This must be that multiculturalism I've heard so much about!

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2012 11:53 AM (tqwMN)

46 Just wait....

This little puke ass punk will sue the City and collect his hundreds of thousands making him part of ....the one percent!

This is what democracy looks like!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 30, 2012 11:53 AM (pLTLS)

47 He says he did nothing wrong, therefore, we believe him.

Posted by: Media at January 30, 2012 11:53 AM (F6KtL)

48 Tase him more, bro.

Posted by: Emperor of IGrandiose at January 30, 2012 11:53 AM (epBek)

49 37 Adbusters is encouraging Occupiers to go to the G8 convention this May in the spirit (paraphrasing) of the '68 conventions.


Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 30, 2012 03:51 PM (pLTLS)

 

Man, that's going to piss off all the anarchists who already have dibs on disrupting G8 conventions.

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2012 11:53 AM (GULKT)

50 Better yet, speed it up and play "Yakkity Sax".....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 30, 2012 11:54 AM (0xqzf)

51 Also, that lady cop, I'm not going to resist her arrest, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Emperor of Obama at January 30, 2012 11:54 AM (epBek)

52 I love the title on the video:
"Police tase innocent protestor"

To quote one of the greatest movies of all time:
"You keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Team Meteor. Now with Cheesecake at January 30, 2012 11:54 AM (8y9MW)

53 I want to see it sped up to the Benny Hill song. Those clowns were always running around in their knickers too.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 30, 2012 11:55 AM (pLTLS)

54 Do you really need a reason?

Posted by: Truman North at January 30, 2012 11:55 AM (I2LwF)

55 If he really didn't do anything wrong, wouldn't he just laugh, submit to arrest, and tell the cops on camera that they were all fucked when his lawyer got through with them?

Posted by: grognard at January 30, 2012 11:55 AM (NS2Mo)

56 Do I even have to mention how the cop acted stupidly?

Posted by: Sir Golfsalot: The Stuttering at January 30, 2012 11:56 AM (2XgFy)

57

Man, that's going to piss off all the anarchists who already have dibs on disrupting G8 conventions.

 

Nah, Adbusters IS the anarchists.

 

They're looking for recruits....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 30, 2012 11:56 AM (0xqzf)

58 I for one AM incensed that we would be cheering the police on in attacking peaceful citizens exercising their freedoms.

I, as a Republican and a Christian, cannot go down that dark path with you. I must at this point speak my conscience even if it means that I suffer the criticisms of my fellow Republicans and Christans and conservatives and Cowboys fans and NRA members.

No, don't weep for me... weep for yourselves.

Posted by: So totally not Random at January 30, 2012 11:56 AM (+Jr2Z)

59 If the GOP was quick-thinking they'd turn this clip into a 30 second ad about OWS, just to be dicks.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 30, 2012 11:56 AM (2YIVk)

60 His shirt says "He likes to take it in the ass" with a finger pointing to the side.

Classy.

Posted by: Book at January 30, 2012 11:56 AM (YMKnG)

61 Tasers are evil and dangerous you know, they should be banned and never used again.  Instead, the police should be issued flamethrowers, after all, those are nothing more than gentle, agricultural implements and not portable electric chairs.


/sarc off......maybe.

Posted by: Silentbrick at January 30, 2012 11:56 AM (iqBGF)

62 he looks like a mental patient.  no offense to mental patients.

Posted by: not the mama at January 30, 2012 11:56 AM (96Kco)

63 Anyone that grows a beard like that should just assume that tasings are going to be a pretty regular thing.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 30, 2012 11:56 AM (+lsX1)

64 uptwinkles

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2012 11:57 AM (SO2Q8)

65 I like the way that young lady handles her taser.... Eventually one of these idiots is going to get blown away and it is Kent State all over again....

Posted by: izoneguy at January 30, 2012 11:57 AM (2/KD2)

66 Just a quick thank you to the inventor of the Tazer.

Thanks, bro/sis.

Posted by: grognard at January 30, 2012 11:57 AM (NS2Mo)

67 "Why are you coming at me?!!111!!?"

And nice ass crack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2012 11:57 AM (UOM48)

68 They are welcome to occupy Charlotte in August......

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 30, 2012 11:57 AM (jucos)

69

65 I like the way that young lady handles her taser....

Eventually one of these idiots is going to get blown away and it is Kent State all over again....

 

...they're hoping.  Along with the MFM.

Posted by: Truman North at January 30, 2012 11:58 AM (I2LwF)

70 I think this dreadful fascist police action, ordered by a Democratic mayor in a city which hosts a Democratic President, proves that the Republican Party is racist.

Posted by: Conserned Christian Conservative at January 30, 2012 11:58 AM (nj1bB)

71 She got him right in the spine too.  great.

Posted by: grognard at January 30, 2012 11:58 AM (NS2Mo)

72 Should have shot him in the ass with a rubber bullet.  The coup de grace, so to speak.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2012 11:59 AM (UOM48)

73 It's just amazing the mentality of these clowns.

He was tearing down government posted warnings.  Illegal.
He was avoiding contact from police that were requesting his presence.  Illegal.
He then resisted when confronted and screamed he did nothing wrong.  Illegal.
He was then tazed for his efforts.  Within the rights of the police.

She did taze him pretty quick, though.  They ain't messin around up there in DC, fo SHO!!

Posted by: © Sponge at January 30, 2012 11:59 AM (UK9cE)

74
brb, shittin behind my tent

Posted by: soothsayer at January 30, 2012 11:59 AM (sqkOB)

75 She got him right in the spine too. great.

So she missed, then?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Team Meteor. Now with Cheesecake at January 30, 2012 11:59 AM (8y9MW)

76 Posted by: Book

Hooooooooly...OMG you're right.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 30, 2012 12:00 PM (pLTLS)

77

I like the title of the video:  "Police Tase Innocent Protestor."

Nobody "innocent" wears pants that look like that, you Douchenozzle.  I woulda tazed you just for that.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 30, 2012 12:00 PM (RtpCp)

78 51 Also, that lady cop, I'm not going to resist her arrest, IYKWIMAITYD   ----   And she brings her own cuffs to the party.    BTW, trust me, you have not lived until you've been tased in mid-orgasm

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2012 12:00 PM (SO2Q8)

79 The dummycratic convention will be schadenfreudlicious, because you know these retards are going to show up. I wonder if they'll pen them up like they did in Boston in '04.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 30, 2012 12:01 PM (jucos)

80 BTW, trust me, you have not lived until you've been tased in mid-orgasm

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2012 04:00 PM (SO2Q




Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2012 12:02 PM (UOM48)

81 I love the cameraman shaking so the camera is really unsteady - and then telling the PD "I'm not afraid of you!!"

Posted by: Kaisersoze at January 30, 2012 12:02 PM (NDZar)

82 you have not lived until you've been tased in mid-orgasm Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2012 04:00 PM (SO2Q I'm stealing that for sure. Just not sure when and how I can use that and pass it off as my own?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 30, 2012 12:02 PM (i6RpT)

83 Whenever I see this, in my mind it's Obama getting tased.

Does that make me a bad person?  (Other than to the Kos kids...)

Posted by: DarkLord©, Rogue Commenter at January 30, 2012 12:02 PM (GBXon)

84 Every time an OWS douchebag gets tazed, an angel gets his wings.

Posted by: George Bailey at January 30, 2012 12:03 PM (QKKT0)

85 I am disappointed, when the tased the douchebag there was no electric boogey, just him yelling WTF? Which indicates to me that there is not enough voltage.

And up in NYC, the OWS douchebags have taken to throwing glass bottles at the cops. Apparently non-violent in OWS speak means you must be non-violent to me.

Posted by: Penfold at January 30, 2012 12:03 PM (1PeEC)

86 Good lord, he should have been tased just for wearing those pants.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2012 12:03 PM (i0App)

87 71 She got him right in the spine too. great.
---   They have spines?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2012 12:03 PM (SO2Q8)

88 Stop arresting teh hippie in pajamas!  Or I will blow my whistle again!

Posted by: Douchebag Occutard at January 30, 2012 12:03 PM (KhioZ)

89 OT: From the "Yep, it's a barbaric death-cult" files...

http://fxn.ws/zDMIyp
http://fxn.ws/AEsXeO

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Team Meteor. Now with Cheesecake at January 30, 2012 12:04 PM (8y9MW)

90

I love the dude screaming, "Lawsuit!!!"  Uh, isn't that using the same court system you all profess is so unfair?  Hypocrite much?  And exactly what kind of settlement are you looking for?  Clean sheets?  Food for the poor?  No, I bet you want lots of money so you don't have to live with your parents.

Tase him again, hotty.  And smack whomever is blowing the whistle with a baton.

Posted by: Dax at January 30, 2012 12:04 PM (FYaj9)

91 Whenever I see this, in my mind it's Obama getting tased. Does that make me a bad person? (Other than to the Kos kids...) Posted by: DarkLord©, Rogue Commenter at January 30, 2012 04:02 PM (GBXon) Not at all but we'd like you to come down to our Office's tomorrow 10:00 AM sharp

Posted by: Secret Service at January 30, 2012 12:04 PM (i6RpT)

92 Walking through one of those camps tasing smelly hippies looks like fun. I'd pay 50 bucks to be armed with a couple of tasers and free to roam the camp for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Rip VanBullwinkle at January 30, 2012 12:04 PM (qlIZh)

93 You tased, bro?

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2012 12:04 PM (/ZZCn)

94 Jeebus! Between the West thread and this one, Ace is turning this place into a one-stop shop for alienating the middle.

Most of America support the OWS movement. Have you heard Romney criticizing them?

Posted by: Romneycare for Everywhere at January 30, 2012 12:04 PM (7+pP9)

95 Fucking douchebag in the pic is wearing pajamas.

I would love to see some skulls cracked or worse this time.

Posted by: Cast Iron at January 30, 2012 12:04 PM (EL+OC)

96

Has anyone told these loons what an electoral beating the Dems took after the protests at the 1968 Democratic National Convention?

 

shhhhhhhhh

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at January 30, 2012 12:05 PM (xMU3a)

97 I love the comments by all his friends. It's illegal! That's a lawsuit! Come Back tomorrow! Losers

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 30, 2012 12:05 PM (bJieP)

98 Not at all but we'd like you to come down to our Office's tomorrow 10:00 AM sharp

What, again?  Fine, but you guys need a better brand of queso this time...

Posted by: DarkLord©, Rogue Commenter at January 30, 2012 12:06 PM (GBXon)

99 You didn't think you could come here and fuck up my park for the whole weekend and just walk away, did you?

Posted by: Park Service Policeman at January 30, 2012 12:06 PM (BAOlz)

100

Most of America support the OWS movement.

 

 

hahahahahahagasphahahahahaha

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at January 30, 2012 12:06 PM (xMU3a)

101 They have spines?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2012 04:03 PM (SO2Q

Yeah, and the SCOAMF has steel in his.

Oops, did I say SCOAMF?

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 30, 2012 12:06 PM (NS2Mo)

102 Hippies getting tased... what fun...

Posted by: Janir at January 30, 2012 12:07 PM (HOjYi)

103 Jeebus! Between the West thread and this one, Ace is turning this place into a one-stop shop for alienating the middle.

The Middle® may go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Cast Iron at January 30, 2012 12:07 PM (EL+OC)

104 If he really didn't do anything wrong, wouldn't he just laugh, submit to arrest, and tell the cops on camera that they were all fucked when his lawyer got through with them?

I don't know of a situation where resisting the arrest of the 3 cops baring down on you is a smart choice.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at January 30, 2012 12:08 PM (0q2P7)

105 I don't know of a situation where resisting the arrest of the 3 cops baring down on you is a smart choice.

TV and the Movies.  Which, to these idiots, is somehow a documentary, instead of fiction.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Team Meteor. Now with Cheesecake at January 30, 2012 12:09 PM (8y9MW)

106 And Drudge has  a link called something like "Occupier strangles both parents" and Weasel Zippers has this [linked in my sock]:

"Demonstrators from the Occupy Wall Street movement threw condoms on Catholic schoolgirls, refused to allow a Catholic priest to give a closing prayer, and shouted down a pro-life speaker at a Rhode Island right to life rally on Thursday, according to its organizer."

Posted by: andycanuck at January 30, 2012 12:10 PM (sHY5w)

107 nothing like hippies getting tased to help build conservative camaraderie and goodwill during a painful primary season.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at January 30, 2012 12:10 PM (0q2P7)

108 sock off

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 30, 2012 12:10 PM (i6RpT)

109 Bingo, Mike!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 30, 2012 12:11 PM (pLTLS)

110

Barack Hussein Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Alte Schule at January 30, 2012 12:11 PM (MLJu8)

111 I wonder where his shoes are?

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at January 30, 2012 12:11 PM (SzAZ7)

112 second look at Whacking Day?

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2012 12:12 PM (BAOlz)

113
The Middle® may go fuck themselves.
 - - - - - - - -

Great heroes of the moderate middle

Alexander the Mediocre
Richard the Pussyhearted
Ivan the Naughty

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 30, 2012 12:12 PM (Hx5uv)

114 And also at WZ the White House still refuses to condemn the Occutard movement while Top Democrats still defend the bowel movement. [Scroll down a bit from the different sock link on the WZ home page.]

Posted by: andycanuck at January 30, 2012 12:12 PM (sHY5w)

115 I wonder where his shoes are? Posted by: Mr Fever Head at January 30, 2012 04:11 PM (SzAZ7) Same place his shit for brains are

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 30, 2012 12:12 PM (i6RpT)

116

Bwahahahaha...sweet, sweet hippy tears of pain.

*

Poor take down technique on the part of the police officer, he need to tight that up.

*

Good stuff...the only thing missing is the atomic wedgy and kidney punch. Make him piss blood and sit on a donut for a week. What kind of man hangs around in broad daylight in his PJ's? What a fuckin momma's boy. Send that fat, lazy fuck to Jersey, we'll straighten his ass out.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at January 30, 2012 12:13 PM (8ieXv)

117

94,

The uninformed opinions of the "Middle" are one of the main reasons America is in the middle of a fiscal crisis.  Polls and focus groups are the new conscience of America.  It shouldn't be this way.

Posted by: Dax at January 30, 2012 12:14 PM (FYaj9)

118 BTW, trust me, you have not lived until you've been tased in mid-orgasm

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2012 04:00 PM (SO2Q



Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2012 04:02 PM (UOM4


I always learn so much here, don't you?

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2012 12:14 PM (X6akg)

119

The guy-who-was-tased kept yelling "Bring it tomorrow!".....which would be today, since the video was posted on youtube yesterday.

.

Did they "Bring it"?

.

I wish they had tased whoever was blowing that damn whistle.

Posted by: wheatie at January 30, 2012 12:14 PM (UOOK1)

120 Kids this is what happens when you make bad fashion choices.  Tased for wearing those "pants" with that shirt.

In San Diego Occupyland 20 of the unwashed were trying to arrest Mayor Jerry Sanders today.  Epic fail.

Posted by: mpfs at January 30, 2012 12:15 PM (iYbLN)

121
brb, rapin the girl in the next tent

Posted by: soothsayer at January 30, 2012 12:15 PM (sqkOB)

122

BTW, trust me, you have not lived until you've been tased in mid-orgasm

You should try it while you are crossing swords!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 30, 2012 12:16 PM (BAOlz)

123 Hey maaaan tasers are great 'green' weapons. They get recharged by the solar panels and windmills and shit......

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston *now with accuracy approved by Blue Hen* at January 30, 2012 12:16 PM (ijjAe)

124 I wish they had tased whoever was blowing that damn whistle.

Posted by: wheatie at January 30, 2012 04:14 PM (UOOK1)



This.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2012 12:16 PM (UOM48)

125 I ended up behind one of these tools on the freeway yesterday.  He was driving a rusty Camry that had Occupy Wall St. scrawled on some duct tape on the trunk.  Driving 10 miles under the speed limit in the left lane and happily singing along with the radio.  Exact same hipster facial hair and blatant disregard for fellow citizens.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at January 30, 2012 12:16 PM (4136b)

126 Ok, time to form a drum circle. We will pound our drums to you die from boredom.

Posted by: Occupy DC at January 30, 2012 12:16 PM (GaIwz)

127 Jeebus! Between the West thread and this one, Ace is turning this place into a one-stop shop for alienating the middle.

Most of America support the OWS movement. Have you heard Romney criticizing them?

Posted by: Romneycare for Everywhere at January 30, 2012 04:04 PM (7+pP9)



Where the hell did you get "Most of America" supports this shit?!?

MOST of America doesn't even know this is going on, much less give a shit about it.  Their 15 minutes of fame wore off a long time ago.

Now, they're just wasting everyone's time and tax money.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 30, 2012 12:17 PM (UK9cE)

128 mostly peaceful ows protesters get tazered, or arrested, or raped, or um

down twinkled.
brought to you by one of the partaays of the peeples

Posted by: willow at January 30, 2012 12:18 PM (TomZ9)

129 Just like the JFK assassination and 9-11, Americans will remember what they were doing when they heard of the electrocution of the brave freedom fighter of Occupy DC

Posted by: The Occupooper at January 30, 2012 12:18 PM (Y+DPZ)

130 I wish they had tased whoever was blowing that damn whistle.

Posted by: wheatie at January 30, 2012 04:14 PM (UOOK1)

******

But that's the only musical instrument I'm mentally capable of playing!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 30, 2012 12:18 PM (ggRof)

131 126 I ended up behind one of these tools on the freeway yesterday. He was driving a rusty Camry that had Occupy Wall St. scrawled on some duct tape on the trunk. Driving 10 miles under the speed limit in the left lane and happily singing along with the radio. Exact same hipster facial hair and blatant disregard for fellow citizens.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at January 30, 2012 04:16 PM (4136b)


My knuckles would still be white from gripping the steering wheel in rage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2012 12:18 PM (UOM48)

132 ed anger is being funny.

Posted by: willow at January 30, 2012 12:18 PM (TomZ9)

133 1. I'd love an animated GIF of that takedown
2. I want a date with the cop who tazed the moonbat

Posted by: weew at January 30, 2012 12:19 PM (ElfHn)

134 This mess is all the fault of dickless liberal municipal and U.S. park service officials for not enforcing whatever ordinances were broken right at the beginning. They should have never allowed them to set up sleeping bags, and tents. When they finally do decide to enforce the laws, after allowing lawbreaking for months, it is really their fault when police officers are injured. It is the officials' fault that occutards concluded that they have a right to camp out in parks that don't allow camping. Too bad it isn't the Oakland city officials who have bottles and rocks thrown at them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2012 12:19 PM (NKFBF)

135 Romneycare for Everywhere was clearly socking.

Posted by: Truman North at January 30, 2012 12:20 PM (I2LwF)

136 I kept hoping they'd tase his open maw.

I could almost smell the stench from there. Gross pigs (no offense to pigs).

I wish the DC police would be trained by NOLA police who don't take crap from anyone. My college son (clean cut, handsome nerdy preppy type) was at the SEC Basketball Championship a few years ago. As most morons know, on Bourbon Street you can stagger around with "to-go" cups of beer or your beverage of choice. My boy and some of his friends were mindin' their own bidness, when a policeman bumped into one innocent lad (crowds on Bourbon are packed...you just go with the flow of the crowd). Son said it appeared deliberate by the cop, and his friend said "Excuse me" in a sarcastic voice. Friend was instantly arrested. Another friend (this one I knew, good kid) asked, "What is he being arrested for?" He got immediately arrested as well. My son said at that point he saw the drill, found out where they were being taken, and a few of them took a cab across town to bail them out. These two guys were thrown into the drunk tank with real live criminals. For some reason my son called us for the bail of one friend at 2am and we did it and were repaid later. I am not sure why that friend did not call his own father, who is a wealthy orthodontist, but whatever. Regardless, those cops in NOLA would have tased and arrested the entire bunch of OWS who either screamed at them or had that obnoxious whistle. I respect the cops in NOLA and everywhere, and believe they are way too tolerant with these OWS hippies.

This, folks, is just the start. They want so badly for this to be 1965-1970 again, with Watt's Riots, Dem Convention riots, Kent State riots. Here we go.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Romneybot loves Rubio at January 30, 2012 12:20 PM (baL2B)

137 Has anyone told these loons what an electoral beating the Dems took after the protests at the 1968 Democratic National Convention?

Romney is a warm, accessible, fuzzy, cuddly teddy bear compared to Nixon.

The most unlikeable guy to ever win the presidency.

And HHH didn't have the ties to hippies that the Community Organizer-in-chief has with the Occutard crowd.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2012 12:20 PM (T0NGe)

138 second look at Whacking Day?

Do something twice, it's a tradition...

Posted by: HeatherRadish needs italics. And a beer. at January 30, 2012 12:20 PM (ZKzrr)

139 nothing like hippies getting tased to help build conservative camaraderie and goodwill during a painful primary season.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at January 30, 2012 04:10 PM (0q2P7)

 

-----------------------------------

So I guess that's at least one thing in favor of occutardism.

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2012 12:20 PM (cI2ur)

140 Most of America support the OWS movement. Have you heard Romney criticizing them?

Posted by: Romneycare for Everywhere at January 30, 2012 04:04 PM


Most of America = Me and my hipster buddies at the Williamsburg Starbucks

Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2012 12:21 PM (Y+DPZ)

141 Doesn't tasing make the hobo meat tough?

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at January 30, 2012 12:21 PM (SzAZ7)

142 My knuckles would still be white from gripping the steering wheel in rage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2012 04:18 PM (UOM4

It should be standard knowledge of all cons to know the PIT maneuver.


http://tinyurl.com/7wwsgz7

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 30, 2012 12:21 PM (GaIwz)

143 Nothing like Chicago 1968. Looks like a nursery-school smackdown in comparison.

Posted by: I am the walrus, goo-goo-ga-joo at January 30, 2012 12:22 PM (ybkwK)

144 Weasel Stomping Day, anyone?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI

Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2012 12:22 PM (T0NGe)

145 24 Is it just me, or is the cop who tased him hot?

Posted by: AnthonyB at January 30, 2012 03:47 PM (PDTch)



I was thinking the same thing!

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at January 30, 2012 12:22 PM (Kx/oz)

146 142 Doesn't tasing make the hobo meat tough?

Make brisket out of it...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 30, 2012 12:22 PM (GaIwz)

147 i know the Dems thought they were going to be useful to them, but i never really understood why that was so.
with their message of well, what was the message anyway?

Posted by: willow at January 30, 2012 12:22 PM (TomZ9)

148 142 Doesn't tasing make the hobo meat tough?



Yes, but the rubber bullets tenderizes it.  Still have a problem with the stench, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2012 12:22 PM (UOM48)

149 MOST of America doesn't even know this is going on, much less give a shit about it. Their 15 minutes of fame wore off a long time ago.

Older engineer dudes in the break room watching the footage seem to think they're protesting the taxes on their wages being too high.  O_O

Posted by: HeatherRadish needs italics. And a beer. at January 30, 2012 12:23 PM (ZKzrr)

150 >>>My knuckles would still be white from gripping the steering wheel in rage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2012 04:18 PM (UOM4

It was actually fascinating to see one up close and in the wild like that.  I slowed down as I passed him to get a better look.  Even pondered snapping a photo.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at January 30, 2012 12:23 PM (4136b)

151 I love the smell of burning hippy in the morning.

Posted by: R. Duvall at January 30, 2012 12:23 PM (/0HuL)

152 149 142
Doesn't tasing make the hobo meat tough?




Yes, but the rubber bullets tenderizes it. Still have a problem with the stench, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2012 04:22 PM (UOM4


Add jalapenos?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 30, 2012 12:24 PM (GaIwz)

153 or is the cop who tased him hot?
 i hadn't noticed.

fans self.

Posted by: willow at January 30, 2012 12:24 PM (TomZ9)

154

Paging Gloria Allred...Paging Gloria Allred, Gloria Allred...Please pick your next useless, loser client at the corner of Bum Blvd and Vargrant Lane.

  

Posted by: dananjcon at January 30, 2012 12:24 PM (8ieXv)

155 Salsa makes everything taste muy bueno!...the secret is the cilantro!

Posted by: El Gringo at January 30, 2012 12:25 PM (GsBJY)

156 And HHH didn't have the ties to hippies that the Community Organizer-in-chief has with the Occutard crowd.

HHH?  What does WWE have to do with it?

Posted by: meekrob at January 30, 2012 12:25 PM (/0HuL)

157 Dude, work on your catch phrase. Seriously.

Posted by: Mr. don't tase me, bro! at January 30, 2012 12:26 PM (SzAZ7)

158 I always learn so much here, don't you?
Like even with the HTML switched off the stupid automatic smilies still pop up even in sock i.d. numbers?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 30, 2012 12:26 PM (sHY5w)

159 One of the differences between the hippie protests 1968 and these occutard protests today.....is that back in '68, the unions were against the protesters. ...Today, they are supporting them.

Posted by: wheatie at January 30, 2012 12:28 PM (UOOK1)

160

Has anyone told these loons what an electoral beating the Dems took
after the protests at the 1968 Democratic National Convention?

Romney is a warm, accessible, fuzzy, cuddly teddy bear compared to Nixon.

The most unlikeable guy to ever win the presidency.

And HHH didn't have the ties to hippies that the Community Organizer-in-chief has with the Occutard crowd.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2012 04:20 PM (T0NGe)

 

----------------------------------

 

Actually, the '68 riots were, in affect, a reaction to the dems picking a presidential candidate out of the LBJ mold.  And they absolutely hated LBJ.

 

But you're right.  Nixon wasn't a warm-your-cockles candidate.  But he was promising to end the Vietnam war.  Which was the main thrust of the election that year.

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2012 12:29 PM (cI2ur)

161

There should be a TV show for the Occu-Idiots, What Not To Wear While Fomenting Anarchy. 

Maroon jammie bottoms with a bright red top is a no-no.  A dark neutral is more flattering, and hides the grime of camping out much more effectively.

Posted by: Boots at January 30, 2012 12:29 PM (neKzn)

162 <<Yes, but the rubber bullets tenderizes it. Still have a problem with the stench, though.>>

Use a paintball gun and fill the balls with soap.

Posted by: Eric (I just tripped) Holder at January 30, 2012 12:29 PM (tf9Ne)

163 The next time the Cob Loggers need to pass the collection plate for Ace, I suggest the following fundraiser:   Get an OWS-tard on camera, and every time someone hits the tip jar, he get's tazed.   Of course, every time he say "I have done nothing wrong", he gets tazed on general principles.

I'd hit that tip jar like it was our favorite big-gazoonga'd ginger.


Posted by: RightWingProf at January 30, 2012 12:30 PM (UOcNk)

164 I love how the little douchetards are all "Fight the power!!!" in groups, but get one alone and they turn into giant pussybitches.

Pajamas boy acted like he was getting ass raped with a porcupine and being dragged to the torture chamber.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2012 12:30 PM (SY2Kh)

165 Posted by: willow at January 30, 2012 04:24 PM (TomZ9)

I can confirm your suspicion that she is hot.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 30, 2012 12:32 PM (nEUpB)

166 Not violent? Butt crack is resisting arrest. That's violent. And or being tazed, he can still yell? I'm disappointed.

Posted by: Ivar the Boneless at January 30, 2012 12:32 PM (tiIIy)

167 He's being arrested for felony fashion violations.

Posted by: Ivar the Boneless at January 30, 2012 12:33 PM (tiIIy)

168  It was actually fascinating to see one up close and in the wild like that. I slowed down as I passed him to get a better look. Even pondered snapping a photo.
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at January 30, 2012 04:23 PM

Remember it is illegal to hunt them in known sanctuaries where they are known to pack;

Apple Stores
Indie Coffee Shops
Michael Moore Book Signings
Trustee Offices

Posted by: Fish and Wildlife Commission at January 30, 2012 12:34 PM (Y+DPZ)

169 That video was great! I got to hear the screaming of the little bitches when confronted by force, and I got a look at an attractive OPD cop.

All in all? A successful three minutes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 30, 2012 12:34 PM (nEUpB)

170 60 His shirt says "He likes to take it in the ass" with a finger pointing to the side. Classy. Posted by: Book at January 30, 2012 03:56 PM (YMKnG) ****** You know.... that cop should have been more accommodating, and tazed him where he likes it.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2012 12:34 PM (r2PLg)

171 He knew they were coming after him which tells me he has consciousness of guilt. He obviously pulled some crap earlier.

Posted by: Ivar the Boneless at January 30, 2012 12:36 PM (tiIIy)

172 Posted by: Fish and Wildlife Commission at January 30, 2012 04:34 PM (Y+DPZ)

What about Whole Foods? And what's the damned season? It's too confusing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 30, 2012 12:36 PM (nEUpB)

173 I'm glad I'm not the only one thinks he should've been tased just for wearing those pants outside.

And some other clown calling out "Come back tomorrow".  Brilliant dood, start more trouble than the US park police (professional protesting dipshit handlers) can deal with and get the DC cops (time off from chasing heavily armed gang-bangers to toss a few hippie assholes an oops watch your head arrest).

Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2012 12:37 PM (XFxB5)

174 All America is screaming in one voice with that poor oppressed opponent of Wall Street greed!

Posted by: Debbie Whatsername Schultz at January 30, 2012 12:37 PM (Y+DPZ)

175 Was that a feces-smeared tent they pass earlier in the video or do my eyes deceive me?

Posted by: jeannebodine, Team Meteor-Bot at January 30, 2012 12:37 PM (byR8d)

176

My girlfriend lives across the street from Occupy DC.

I don't mean that in vague terms, I mean, her apartment complex is LITERALLY across the street from McPherson Square.  As in, you exit her complex door, walk about 30 feet, and there they are.

The "nicest" term I can use to describe SOME those people is "sketchy."  The others are downright unsettling or frightening.

I was at a happy hour with some friends last week - pretty much all liberals.  Occupy DC got brought up in passing, and I expressed open derision of the Occupiers.

Some of my friends got annoyed.  I asked them, had they been down there?  They said no (which is ironic, given that the bar we were at was literally three blocks away from the site).  I diplomatically informed them, even if you agree with their message, the actual Occupiers themselves are rather loathesome human beings.

Posted by: Vyceroy at January 30, 2012 12:38 PM (mqy6N)

177 Someone should let Barry know that his stooges are being tased. Not that he really cares about his useful idiots. They're his cannon fodder

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2012 12:38 PM (1Jaio)

178 From the official OWS website: "A group of Occupiers issued a citizen's arrest of a Fox News van that was illegally parked blocking a fire hydrant, asking police to evict them instead of peaceful protesters."

Posted by: Average Joe at January 30, 2012 12:38 PM (bN5ZU)

179 You crispy, Bro?

Posted by: johnd01 at January 30, 2012 12:39 PM (ukNFU)

180 A successful three minutes.
That's what she said!

Posted by: michael scott at January 30, 2012 12:39 PM (sHY5w)

181

Use a paintball gun and fill the balls with soap.

 

Then hose it off and then throw it on the roof to dry at highway speeds!

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2012 12:40 PM (BAOlz)

182 Here's the t-shirt he was wearing: http://www.spencersonline.com/product/he-loves-it-in-ass-tee-md/ I'll bet that was a big hit in Holding.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at January 30, 2012 12:40 PM (0O9nI)

183 About Tazer babe: Yes...I would, and I'd bring some extra batteries for her too.

Posted by: MoJoTee at January 30, 2012 12:40 PM (e1kfW)

184 What is that? A rape whistle? Is ButtCrack being raped by the hot cop?

Posted by: Ivar the Boneless at January 30, 2012 12:42 PM (tiIIy)

185 @179: How do you arrest a van, exactly?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2012 12:43 PM (tqwMN)

186 That cop with the taser isn't bad looking.
Posted by: rocket at January 30, 2012 03:52 PM

I'd hit it. I bet out of uniform she's on par with the cheerleaders. Notice how fast camera boy went past her when she gave him the Dirty Harry Eye

Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2012 12:43 PM (Y+DPZ)

187 I like the idiot who says that he has a lawsuit because his arms were up in the air. LOL!

Posted by: Ivar the Boneless at January 30, 2012 12:44 PM (tiIIy)

188

Witness the creature Dirtus Occubagius hunted down in his environs...

Posted by: zombie Marlon Perkins at January 30, 2012 12:45 PM (wAQA5)

189

This guy must have done more than tear down handbills. You don't tase somebody for that. OTOH, these were park police, who wouldn't be arresting him for a probation violation or a purse-snatch unless it were there in MacArthur.

 

Can't figure this one, but I'm glad I got to watch him get tased. That snappy little cop needs to up the amperage a little though. Make 'em dance.

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 30, 2012 12:45 PM (puy4B)

190 Vyceroy, I work near Zuccotti Park and was down there at lunch time just about every day up until the November eviction. You got our guys. My liberal colleagues also thought they knew everything about the "protest" but never visited. Why bother when the MSM can cherry-pick the one guy who's bathed within the week and isn't holding an anti-Semitic sign? Funny what a different story my camera roll-full of pics and videos tells.

Posted by: Average Joe at January 30, 2012 12:47 PM (bN5ZU)

191   "A group of Occupiers issued a citizen's arrest of a Fox News van that was illegally parked blocking a fire hydrant, asking police to evict them instead of peaceful protesters."

Citizen's Arrest!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9efgLHgsBmM

Posted by: Gomer Pyle at January 30, 2012 12:47 PM (Y+DPZ)

192 He was being arrested for tearing down legal notices. When arrested he resisted, requiring the use of a tazer by a hot cop.

Posted by: Ivar the Boneless at January 30, 2012 12:47 PM (tiIIy)

193 What is that? A rape whistle? Is ButtCrack being raped by the hot cop?

Posted by: Ivar the Boneless at January 30, 2012 04:42 PM (tiIIy)

He wishes...and I'd like to ram the whistle down that occutard's pie-hole.

Posted by: billygoat at January 30, 2012 12:47 PM (GsBJY)

194 179 From the official OWS website:

"A group of Occupiers issued a citizen's arrest of a Fox News van that was illegally parked blocking a fire hydrant, asking police to evict them instead of peaceful protesters."

Posted by: Average Joe at January 30, 2012 04:38 PM (bN5ZU) 


Joe, I immediately thought of Barney Fife with the "citizen's arrest." I thought you were joking but checked the sight and it is hysterical (the comments as well). I do not see any ads, so I do hope I did not give them a click. I seriously don't think they can coherently answer what they are protesting.

I am also eternally thankful that taser clown-pants boy was wearing boxers and not going commando or wearing a hot-pink thong.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Romneybot loves Rubio at January 30, 2012 12:48 PM (baL2B)

195 I like the idiot who says that he has a lawsuit because his arms were up in the air. LOL!

Posted by: Ivar the Boneless at January 30, 2012 04:44 PM (tiIIy)

Hey Bro, it's true!

Posted by: Myron Mouthpiece, esq. OWS'ers my Specialty at January 30, 2012 12:49 PM (GsBJY)

196 McPherson square is in the near NorthEast "downtown" part of DC.  It's not really like any other "urban" environment.  Mixed Federal & commercial bldgs all under the height cap, surrounded by mixed old & new houses & apt. bldgs surrounded by various neighborhoods from Embassy row to Anacostia.


Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2012 12:50 PM (XFxB5)

197 Red t-shirt with purple polka-dot bottoms?

Should be tasered for fashion atrocities alone

Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2012 12:50 PM (Y+DPZ)

198 Why y'all hatin' on these occupiers...their just tryin to live there lifes and maybe get somethin' hot for lunch.  Don't be H8ERS!!!

Posted by: Meggy MacnCheese at January 30, 2012 12:52 PM (GsBJY)

199
133 ed anger is being funny a wise ass.

Posted by: willow at January 30, 2012 04:18 PM (TomZ9)

---------
FIFY.

Thanks, willow. Seems like other than you, only Mr. Pink and buzzion get my snarky sarcasm.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 30, 2012 12:53 PM (7+pP9)

200 Anybody notice that the perp's pj's say "I love it in the ass" on the front?

Posted by: maddogg at January 30, 2012 12:58 PM (OlN4e)

201 I would like to comment on the OWS site but am afraid they would come occupy my front yard and I would have to fire the shotgun.

If these poor hippies are unemployed how do they afford Internet use (who are they stealing wifi from?) for their laptops as well as cell phones? If they are so poor and pitiful, doesn't a website sort of defeat this purpose? They are also asking for contributions. Capitalists!

I feel really badly for those living or working near these loitering jackals. I go to DC every couple of months and have been told to avoid McPherson's Square. Ugh.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Romneybot loves Rubio at January 30, 2012 12:59 PM (baL2B)

202 Please Ace, I want some more.

Posted by: Oliver Twist at January 30, 2012 01:00 PM (GsBJY)

203
Should have tased him in the nutsack.

That would end the "Occupy Vagina" movement...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at January 30, 2012 01:01 PM (1hM1d)

204 203   Anybody notice that the perp's pj's say "I love it in the ass" on the front?

Posted by: maddogg at January 30, 2012 04:58 PM (OlN4e)

We can only hope that someone obliges his t-shirt's sentiments for him in the DC lock-up.

Posted by: billygoat at January 30, 2012 01:02 PM (GsBJY)

205 Yeah, we want more videos of dirty hippies getting tazed/beat. They are really a delight.

Posted by: Ivar the Boneless at January 30, 2012 01:03 PM (tiIIy)

206 Does replaying the part where he flops to the ground over and over...and giggling...make me a bad person?

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at January 30, 2012 01:03 PM (9pCH+)

207 Use a paintball gun and fill the balls with soap battery acid and buckshot.
----
Better..

Posted by: Cast Iron at January 30, 2012 01:04 PM (EL+OC)

208 Use a paintball gun and fill the balls with soap battery acid and buckshot.

Posted by: Cast Iron at January 30, 2012 01:04 PM (EL+OC)

209 >>>Does replaying the part where he flops to the ground over and over...and giggling...make me a bad person? Yes, because that is when we first see his ButtCrack. You're a buttcrackphile!

Posted by: Ivar the Boneless at January 30, 2012 01:05 PM (tiIIy)

210 134 1. I'd love an animated GIF of that takedown
2. I want a date with the cop who tazed the moonbat

I want both, along with an XBox game where I get to shoot the Tazer at Occupiers running across the screen. 

Posted by: Kaisersoze at January 30, 2012 01:07 PM (NDZar)

211 German Shepherds ... water cannons ... some good old fashioned skull crackings ... rinse and repeat.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 30, 2012 01:09 PM (8/DeP)

212 @209 Does replaying the part where he flops to the ground over and over...and giggling...make me a bad person? Good lord I hope not. I can't stop.

Posted by: Mr. don't tase me, bro! at January 30, 2012 01:09 PM (SzAZ7)

213 Do you have any idea how much I'd pay for a "Taze the Occupier" game for my iPhone?

Posted by: DaChew at January 30, 2012 01:16 PM (vJUsG)

214 216 Do you have any idea how much I'd pay fora "Taze the Occupier" game for my iPhone?

It would sell so much better than the "Farmville" App where an Occupier poops on your crops for fertilizer. 

Posted by: Kaisersoze at January 30, 2012 01:20 PM (NDZar)

215 I love how the denials start gushing forth as soon as he starts seeing uniforms.  Interesting that nobody else felt the need to shriek denials to the cops.

Posted by: JR at January 30, 2012 01:23 PM (gWOju)

216 Maybe Rockstar Games can add some Occutards to the next Grand Theft Auto game. They'd make fun targets.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 30, 2012 01:47 PM (YmPwQ)

217 Oh, the humanity!  I mean, the whinging.

Posted by: PJ at January 30, 2012 01:51 PM (DQHjw)

218 More Tazing please...

Posted by: packsoldier at January 30, 2012 01:54 PM (1eHSY)

219 The woman cop who tazed the guy looks like the deputy Jo from the show Eureka.

Posted by: sig at January 30, 2012 02:06 PM (0GV9m)

220 Nice of the guy to wear bright red.  It really made following the video easier.

Posted by: Lurker at January 30, 2012 02:17 PM (Xv7f/)

221

Did he wet himself?  A truly memorable tazing requires incontinence.

Posted by: I. Buttocks at January 30, 2012 02:18 PM (Xv7f/)

222 I'm going to go out on a limb here and speculate that he's an Obama voter.

Posted by: Frank Luntz at January 30, 2012 02:25 PM (Xv7f/)

223

The joke is on you morons.  He gets the same number of votes for President that you do.

Posted by: Who's laffing now? at January 30, 2012 02:26 PM (Xv7f/)

224 Cop Chicks that zap Occupy Fucktards just jumped up towards the top of my sexual fantasy list. 

Posted by: Aaron at January 30, 2012 03:16 PM (Tlix5)

225

Things that I have heard:

"We are a country of laws, not of men."

and

"Don't ever let a good crisis go to waste"

Which applies now ?

Posted by: seamrog at January 30, 2012 03:21 PM (0qIk5)

226 Oh no! The police are tasing a clown! Poor fella!

Posted by: cackfinger at January 30, 2012 03:46 PM (a9mQu)

227 Yikes! Oakland Occupier kid strangles both his parents. Not good.

Posted by: mike at January 30, 2012 03:47 PM (tiIIy)

228

Mmmmmmmm.  Hot black chick police...hot white chick police.....a tazered hippie wanna be.....

Sweeeeeeeeeeet.  

Posted by: Some guy you don't know channeling Erik Cartman at January 30, 2012 04:16 PM (dx77n)

229 How the hell does a 15 year old strangle not one but two people? I wouldn't know how to do it. I guess a lot of planning a head of time would help. Do you google it? They better try this little shit as an adult. I want to know his name.

Posted by: Ivar the Boneless at January 30, 2012 04:23 PM (tiIIy)

230 Fuck you, that's my badge number.

Posted by: Kevin Duran at January 30, 2012 04:47 PM (mAm+G)

231 Dirty hippy v. female police officers.

Two great kinds of fail that taste great together.

Posted by: Kevin Duran at January 30, 2012 04:48 PM (mAm+G)

232 Re Strangle Boy--remember years ago In New Hampshire when two teens rang the doorbell of a liberal couple of profs and the couple let them in? Then they killed the profs in a "thrill" killing? I always remember how two crusty Yankees chased them away with a shotgun when they visited their houses first. The parents were just lovable, trusting dupes. The boy knew it and did them in.

Posted by: PJ at January 30, 2012 06:28 PM (DQHjw)

233 Sweet.  Can I get this on a T-shirt?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 30, 2012 10:53 PM (m9V7b)

234 See the shirt?  "I like it in the ass"

Bwahahahaha

Posted by: Ronin at January 31, 2012 06:56 AM (mhOHX)

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