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March 22, 2012

Of Course: John Edwards Reportedly Connected To High-End NY Prostitution Ring
— DrewM

We can only hope there's no video of this one.

The alleged encounter took place while Edwards was raising money in New York for his failed presidential bid in 2007, and was arranged by a campaign aide, the news website first reported on Thursday.
...
Edwards, who was Sen. John Kerry's (D-Mass.) vice presidential running mate on the 2004 Democratic ticket, is the first name to leak from the alleged madamÂ’s Â“black book.Â”
The woman involved provided details about the alleged encounter to investigators at the Manhattan District AttorneyÂ’s office in 2008. No charges were brought against Edwards.

So he was cheating on his mistress and his sick wife? The ghost of Ted Kennedy emails to say, "er, um, dude...that's a little over the top even for me".

I wonder if the late Fred Baron picked up the tab. He was the bestest best friend ever after all.

Oh and don't forget, Edwards is still facing federal charges dealing with campaign fund/hush money for his mistress.

Posted by: DrewM at 07:02 AM | Comments (164)
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1 Don't tell me that Democrats didn't know about this guy.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 22, 2012 07:03 AM (T0NGe)

2 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 22, 2012 07:06 AM (8y9MW)

3 Oh and don't forget, Edwards is still facing federal charges dealing with campaign fund/hush money for his mistress.

The guy's worth tens of millions (gotten at the expense of society and rationality) but he has to dip into his campaign funds for a few hundred thousand to pay off his third-string fuck-doll?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2012 07:06 AM (X3lox)

4 Why didn't you come to me like a fuckin' man and tell those were prostitutes!

Posted by: John Edwards at March 22, 2012 07:06 AM (AgUq6)

5 Hey, we're not the ones cramming "family values" down everyone's throats, so just suck it, wingnutz!

Posted by: Typical Libtard at March 22, 2012 07:06 AM (DrWcr)

6 Johnny was cheating on his terminally ill SAINT of a wife with a whore. And a prostitute, apparently.

Posted by: huerfano at March 22, 2012 07:06 AM (bAGA/)

7 Just when I thought this scum-bag excuse for human flesh couldn't drop any lower....He does.

Thanks for all that hard-hitting, Eye-Witness News reporting you MSM fuck-wads. You've probably known about this for years.

Posted by: Sgt Hulka at March 22, 2012 07:06 AM (Mmchn)

8 Flash poll: Would John Edwards be a better, or worse, president than Barack Hussein Obama (mmm... mmm... mmm...)?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 22, 2012 07:07 AM (8y9MW)

9 I'd demand a refund. I mean, not being bothered again is what you're paying for after all.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 07:07 AM (0q2P7)

10 1 Don't tell me that Democrats didn't know about this guy.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 22, 2012 11:03 AM (T0NGe)

Yoohooo , he worked my pubic orifice. Stricktly dickly.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 22, 2012 07:07 AM (AWmfW)

11 >>The guy's worth tens of millions (gotten at the expense of society and rationality) but he has to dip into his campaign funds for a few hundred thousand to pay off his third-string fuck-doll?

He's a Democrat. When do they ever spend their own money?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 22, 2012 07:08 AM (ZKzrr)

12 Heh. If Edwards was a Republican...(fill in the rest yourself).

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 22, 2012 07:08 AM (OgNT1)

13 Also Barbara Walters just said on the View (fuck you it's on our office tv) that it was ok to cheat on your spouse once and not tell. So I guess she voted for Edwards.

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 22, 2012 07:09 AM (HDKeo)

8 Flash poll: Would John Edwards be a better, or worse, president than Barack Hussein Obama (mmm... mmm... mmm...)?

John Edwards. He speaks for dead babies. Obama just wants to make them.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2012 07:09 AM (DrWcr)

15 Not to worry, after he gets out of jail he will be rehabilitated and elected to office again.

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2012 07:10 AM (YdQQY)

16 Why is Gristana called the Millionaire Madam in this story, and the Soccer Mom Madam in others? Those would seem to be different kinds of markets.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 22, 2012 07:10 AM (w/anX)

Please don't let there be a tape, please don't let there be a tape oh please oh please oh please.

Also Barbara Walters just said on the View

Wasn't there a Kitty Kelly book that said that Baba Wawa isn't precisely innocent of that whole banging anther person's spouse thing?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 22, 2012 07:10 AM (VtjlW)

18 Flash poll: Would John Edwards be a better, or worse, president than Barack Hussein Obama (mmm... mmm... mmm...)?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 22, 2012 11:07 AM (8y9MW)

Edwards, without any doubt, would have been better. He's eligible for the position, to begin with, and was still subconsciously constrained by much of American culture, unlike Barky who has no connection to American culture in any way and detests every aspect of America.

No one would have been as dangerous to America as Barky. There isn't even anything to ponder about this. This is a unique situation that the Founders had already given much thought to and fashioned rules to avoid.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2012 07:11 AM (X3lox)

19 Oh my...I hope the man-whore is using protection. Wouldn't want to see him die a death of a 1,000 festering, pussing sores.

Posted by: Mr. Spirograph wears rubbers at March 22, 2012 07:12 AM (8ieXv)

20 >>>Also Barbara Walters just said...that it was ok to cheat on your spouse once and not tell. So I guess she ~~voted for Edwards.~~ cheated on one of her husbands.

FIFY

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 07:12 AM (0q2P7)

21 Ya know so he saw a pro when his wife was ill. I'd almost give him a pass on that if he wasn't, as are most democrats, a bunch of hypocrites and lying sacks of shit.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 22, 2012 07:13 AM (i6RpT)

22 He still has beautiful hair.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at March 22, 2012 07:13 AM (ursbV)

23 At this point it might be fair to ask: did Amanda Marcotte hit it?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 07:13 AM (QTHTd)

24 Also Barbara Walters just said...that it was ok to cheat on your spouse once and not tell. So I guess she voted for Edwards. cheated on one of her husbands. FIFY Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 11:12 AM (0q2P7) I think in her case she slept with married men

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 22, 2012 07:13 AM (i6RpT)

25 (fuck you it's on our office tv)

Geez, and I thought StuckOnStupid had a hostile work environment.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2012 07:14 AM (tqwMN)

26 22 He still has beautiful hair.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at March 22, 2012 11:13 AM (ursbV)

Thanks, Just For Men!

Posted by: John Edwards at March 22, 2012 07:14 AM (DrWcr)

27 What did the New York Times know, and when did they know it? Remember John McCain and the lobbyist?

Posted by: I am the egg man, . . . at March 22, 2012 07:14 AM (a362c)

28 He was just supporting a working girl. You stupid Jesusland prudes won't give up your war on women.

Posted by: lefty tool at March 22, 2012 07:14 AM (7vSU0)

29 Reportedly those sluts were getting $1,000/hr of laydown work.

That slut at Georgetown could afford her rubbers if she took up that trade.

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2012 07:14 AM (YdQQY)

30 Good thing he never made it to the Oral Office.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2012 07:15 AM (YF/W+)

31 >>Johnny was cheating on his terminally ill SAINT of a wife

She was a proponent of socialized medicine. Working to make sure other women would be denied the treatments she received, not exactly "saintly."

I'm not defending her husband or the way she was treated, I'm just looking at the whole picture. If she was alive and healthy and attending Fluke pressers, we wouldn't lionize her...

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 22, 2012 07:15 AM (ZKzrr)

32 23 At this point it might be fair to ask: did Amanda Marcotte hit it?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 11:13 AM (QTHTd)

Oh, you just know John saw her brown eye. And I preemptively denounce myself.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at March 22, 2012 07:16 AM (RD7QR)

33 That slut at Georgetown could afford her rubbers if she took up that trade.

Posted by: Vic at March 22, 2012 11:14 AM (YdQQY)

You mean, actually earn money and pay for them myself? Ewwwwww!!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 22, 2012 07:16 AM (DrWcr)

34 Comb my hair, Baby. Comb it. Oh, yeah! Comb it faster. Faster!!

Posted by: John Edwards at March 22, 2012 07:16 AM (vRSeu)

35 Speaking of prostitutes:

"In fact, the plot of this particular murder was even more complicated than TurowÂ’s novel [Presumed Innocent]. The murderer was a young woman who, as the murder reveals, seems to have been a cold-hearted psychopathic killer right out of Patricia HighsmithÂ’s Ripley novels. Maria Angeles Molina, described as a Â“businesswoman,Â” befriended another young woman, stole her identity, and then took more than a million Euros in bank loans and insurance payments from her accounts. To cover up this crime, Molina then invited the girl to her apartment, sedated her, put a plastic bag over her head and killed her. And to cover up the murder, she then injected semen obtained from male prostitutes in a brothel into the girlÂ’s mouth and vagina so that the police would believe she was the victim of rape and a sexual murder.

Like our more sympathetic English murderer, however, she forgot one thing Â— well, actually several things. She forgot the CCTV cameras which recorded her withdrawing money from the bank in an unconvincing black wig. She forgot also her victimÂ’s identity papers which a boyfriend found concealed in her bathroom. As a result she has been sentenced to 22 years in prison.

Two aspects of the case, however, surely need to be cleared up in the interests of justice. The first is, ahem, how did she actually get the semen of the male prostitutes? After all, she would want them not to realize what she was planning to do with it. What reason did she give? Or is such a request simply routine in the life of the modern gigolo? (Â“ItÂ’s for my daughterÂ’s science project.Â”)"

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 22, 2012 07:16 AM (Hx5uv)

36 Come on, I was a poor, struggling 25 year-old at the time. I needed the money!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 22, 2012 07:16 AM (ykSKg)

Dude, seriously i am a FAN

Next time you're in NY during some foreign crisis keeping all the cabinet bigshots busy, stop by and we will P.A.R.T.Y.

Posted by: William Clinton at March 22, 2012 07:16 AM (3Zo6I)

38 Two Americas baby. One America with a hardon and some walking around campaign money and the other America taking it in the ass. Everything is political don't you know? Oh yeah, and one America has beautiful hair.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at March 22, 2012 07:17 AM (ursbV)

Flash poll:

----

I misread that as 'Flesh Pole' at first.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 22, 2012 07:17 AM (3Zo6I)

40 (fuck you it's on our office tv)

Forced to listen to screeching harpies? Dude are you getting paid to be part of some sort of sick experiment?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 07:17 AM (0q2P7)

41 Barbara used the fact that she was banging the then married first black senator to sell a book back in 2008.

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 22, 2012 07:17 AM (3jGS1)

42 If Elliot Spitzer was Client 9, what number was the Silky Pony?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 22, 2012 07:17 AM (e0xKF)

43 Instead of saying "How do you like my cock" to the women, John Edwards says "How do you like my hair?"

Posted by: Kaitian at March 22, 2012 07:18 AM (ldyqi)

44 Maybe Edwards was just going to extremes trying to convince people that he really was heterosexual.

"See? I'm really really straight! I bang whores and staffers! Female ones even!"

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 22, 2012 07:18 AM (SY2Kh)

45 Johnny was cheating on his terminally ill SAINT of a wife

She was as bad as he was. She was out destroying people in the primary (not that I care about what dems do to each other) while she was hiding behind her cancer (you usually don't put terminally ill people out as your attack dogs) and while she knew much of what her despicable, lying scumbag husband was doing.

I have no sympathy at all for Elizabeth Edwards. She was as bad as her dipshit husband. They really did deserve each other.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2012 07:18 AM (X3lox)

46 WalrusRex,

You really should give credit for those quotes.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 07:18 AM (O3R/2)

47 24 Also Barbara Walters just said...that it was ok to cheat on your spouse once and not tell. So I guess she voted for Edwards. cheated on one of her husbands.

FIFY
Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 11:12 AM (0q2P7)

I think in her case she slept with married men --- The thes skies the limit so long as you only hit each one once...and No oral don't count.

Posted by: babawawa at March 22, 2012 07:19 AM (3Zo6I)

48 Was that wrong?

Posted by: George Costanza at March 22, 2012 07:20 AM (71LDo)

Last I heard on the radio, apparently the Soccer Mom Madam was peddling underaged girls.

Seems the Silky Pony had a thing for bald beaver free of razor burn, IYKWIM.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2012 07:20 AM (Iaxlk)

50 >>>As a result she has been sentenced to
22 years in prison.

That was premeditated cold blooded murder. If anyone deserves an appointment with the lethal injection gurney, she does.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 07:20 AM (0q2P7)

51 How is the meme generation going BTW. I know I am starting to think "that is Fluked up" but haven't had a good situation to voice it. I'd also like to see "Sandra please" to replace the more common 'Beetch please'

Posted by: PaleRider at March 22, 2012 07:20 AM (FBj6Z)

People,

This is not a story!

i.e. someone you expect to be a lying sleezebag, is caught acting like a lying sleezebag. What's the news in that?

Carry on.

Posted by: The MFM at March 22, 2012 07:21 AM (nyxv/)

53 Oh, and on the topic of Bill Clinton, we're likely to hear that he too may have shelled out a few large for some chubby rent-a-poon once or twice.

Hey, given his tastes, at least the man saved us taxpayers some cash when he did it.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 07:21 AM (QTHTd)

54 Was this before he met Rielle?

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2012 07:21 AM (GQ8sn)

55 Can any normal man imagine themselves pumping Barbara Walters? Scary dripping skin and a voice like a goose being stuffed for Christmas dinner. Jeebus - I see horrible things.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at March 22, 2012 07:21 AM (ursbV)

56 What Edwards and Bambi should teach us is that the rats have thousands of scumbags in the on deck circle and ready to be anointed. Their future candidates will make us long for Bambi the way we now say Bambi makes us "sorta miss Clinton".

Posted by: The Mega Independent at March 22, 2012 07:21 AM (Azz2N)

57 40 (fuck you it's on our office tv)

Forced to listen to screeching harpies? Dude are you getting paid to be part of some sort of sick experiment?
---- negative on the paychecks.

Posted by: Crow T. Robot at March 22, 2012 07:22 AM (3Zo6I)

My guess is that the MSM was participating in Edwards use of under age prostitutes.

The client list is probably filled with journolist members.

Posted by: Jack at March 22, 2012 07:22 AM (zKFOT)

55 Can any normal man imagine themselvespumping Barbara Walters? Scary dripping skin and a voice like a goose being stuffed for Christmas dinner.

That's some pretty effective free birth control, that right there...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2012 07:22 AM (Iaxlk)

60 22 He still has beautiful hair. --- Wait'll you see how i style it 'downstairs'

Posted by: John Edwards at March 22, 2012 07:23 AM (3Zo6I)

61 49 Last I heard on the radio, apparently the Soccer Mom Madam was peddling underaged girls.
Seems the Silky Pony had a thing for bald beaver free of razor burn, IYKWIM.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2012 11:20 AM (Iaxlk)

That's why Edwards > Obama. Baraka likes the boyz, Johnny the grrrls.

Posted by: Gary Glitter at March 22, 2012 07:23 AM (ykSKg)

62 Wasn't there a Kitty Kelly book that said that Baba Wawa isn't precisely innocent of that whole banging anther person's spouse thing?

Gee, thanks. Mental images of both John Edwards and Barbara Walters fucking, all in one thread.

Excuse me while I go overdose on LSD to wipe it from my brain.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 22, 2012 07:23 AM (SY2Kh)

63 And the MFM were all covering for this guy, and half of them were reporting on him as if he were The Second Coming of JFK. (Hey, come to think of it...)

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at March 22, 2012 07:23 AM (S3rrR)

64 Oh, and George Bush. HALLIBURTON!!!!!

Posted by: lefty tool at March 22, 2012 07:23 AM (7vSU0)

65 WalrusRex,

You really should give credit for those quotes.

***

From NRO The Corner.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 22, 2012 07:24 AM (Hx5uv)

66 Dear Lord. Mr. Pink, where do you work that you have The View on your office TV?

Yikes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2012 07:24 AM (UOM48)

67 And the media was completely uninterested in any such stories, then or now. Just like they're uninterested in anything in Barack's past that doesn't conveniently fit the Narrative. But there's front page fabrications about John McCain...

Posted by: nickless at March 22, 2012 07:25 AM (MMC8r)

O/T....sorry, but I gotta ask:

Is anyone else seeing that Ad on the main page that has a picture of a beautiful woman's face....with this below it:

"The 4 Dangers Destroying Men"

What's that about? I'm afraid to click on it.

Posted by: wheatie at March 22, 2012 07:25 AM (4GgJq)

69 obama lying his ass off right now about the Keystone Pipeline and how he is the best friend he ever had and is rushing the project along. All praise unto the lord? what a fuck wad

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 22, 2012 07:25 AM (i6RpT)

70 >>>As a result she has been sentenced to

22 years in prison.

That was premeditated cold blooded murder. If anyone deserves an appointment with the lethal injection gurney, she does.

*** It was in Spain and, like all European countries, they're crazy.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 22, 2012 07:25 AM (Hx5uv)

66Dear Lord. Mr. Pink, where do you work that you have The View on your office TV?

Yikes.

Got to be a hair salon. Mr. Pink is gay.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at March 22, 2012 07:25 AM (ursbV)

72 She was a proponent of socialized medicine. Working to make sure other women would be denied the treatments she received, not exactly "saintly."
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 22, 2012 11:15 AM

You mean the MSM (gasp) lied?

Posted by: huerfano at March 22, 2012 07:25 AM (bAGA/)

73 What Edwards and Bambi should teach us is that the rats have thousands of scumbags in the on deck circle and ready to be anointed. Their future candidates will make us long for Bambi the way we now say Bambi makes us "sorta miss Clinton".

I dunno. I think progressoverpeace is right. Obama is something special even by Dem standards. Obama is a character even The Turner Diaries would reject as "nah, my audience of ex-Klansmen would never believe it".

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 07:26 AM (QTHTd)

74 So then Barbara's cut was that it wasn't cheating cheating?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 22, 2012 07:26 AM (0q2P7)

75 Posted by: nevergiveup at March 22, 2012 11:25 AM (i6RpT)

I have to ask: does he think this is going to get him any votes in OK? Or is OK just being used as a stage for his message to the rest of America?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 22, 2012 07:26 AM (8y9MW)

76 OK, so this means they are probably currently having Caligula style orgies every Sunday at the White House with a roped off media viewing area but the ABC nets don't feel it is worth reporting so...Rush!....Faux News!....Bush!

Posted by: Daybrother at March 22, 2012 07:26 AM (WCuHB)

77 I'm so shocked.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2012 07:27 AM (nj1bB)

78 Is anyone else watching this speech by the President from Cushing, OK? What a lying piece of crap!!!

Posted by: no good deed at March 22, 2012 07:27 AM (mjR67)

79 Zombie Jack Kennedy just high-fived Edwards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2012 07:27 AM (UOM48)

80 Remember when Amanda Marcotte Blogger for him and lectured us all about how we are anti women? Good times.

Posted by: Lauren at March 22, 2012 07:27 AM (rwzd4)

81 Wasn't there a Kitty Kelly book that said that Baba Wawa isn't precisely
innocent of that whole banging anther person's spouse thing?

Baba Wawa had an affair with Sen. Edward Brooke (R-MA), the first black man elected to the Senate.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 22, 2012 07:27 AM (e0xKF)

82 Posted by: ace at March 22, 2012 11:27 AM (nj1bB)

I'm shocked that ace is up before noon.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 22, 2012 07:27 AM (8y9MW)

Wait till the sweeps week episode of 'To Catch a Presidential Candidate Predator'

Emmys, i smell emmys (the over 18 year old kind iykwim)

Posted by: Chris Hansen at March 22, 2012 07:27 AM (3Zo6I)

84 I wonder when the hooker will come out and tell us the details?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2012 07:28 AM (UOM48)

85 And yet I will not be surprised to see Edwards one day with a new gig on CNN or MSNBC.

Posted by: Cheri at March 22, 2012 07:28 AM (G+Wff)

86 I have to ask: does he think this is going to get him any votes in OK? Or is OK just being used as a stage for his message to the rest of America? Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 22, 2012 11:26 AM (8y9MW) He and his ilk live a cocoon of liberal thought and thus live in a fantasy world.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 22, 2012 07:29 AM (i6RpT)

87 I'm going to go out on a limb here and bet Edwards needs a mirror nearby to watch himself while he's gettin' busy.

Just a guess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2012 07:29 AM (UOM48)

88 82 Posted by: ace at March 22, 2012 11:27 AM (nj1bB)

I'm shocked that ace is up before noon.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 22, 2012 11:27 AM (8y9MW)

Actually, it's 8 o pm right now in Margaritaville.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2012 07:30 AM (Iaxlk)

89 82 Posted by: ace at March 22, 2012 11:27 AM (nj1bB)

I'm shocked that ace is up before noon.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 22, 2012 11:27 AM (8y9MW)

Sometimes he scores top quality meth.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 22, 2012 07:30 AM (AWmfW)

90 I'm still gobsmacked that Edwards was cheating with women.

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 07:30 AM (GTbGH)

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 22, 2012 11:10 AM (w/anX)

***

She ran the business from her upstate suburban home, but her book included the wealthy and powerful. If she really was trafficking minors, she is in a shitton of trouble.

Posted by: kallisto at March 22, 2012 07:30 AM (jm/9g)

92
Listen fellas, it wasn't me. I would've done it with Edwards, but after the scuzball Eliot Spitzer, my fee would be about 4K and that would be a Filenes' Basement bargain.

Posted by: Ashley Dupre at March 22, 2012 07:30 AM (TkGkA)

93 Jane, I do have to admit, the Manhattan ho's are good at maintaining their code.

Dupre, too, didn't spill on Spitzer until the MSM had outed their trysts. Even then we didn't hear about which bedroom acrobatics he liked best, or whether he insisted on dressing up like Batman and made her dress up like a Wall Street executive.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 07:31 AM (QTHTd)

94 so that's what campaigns aides are for.

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2012 07:31 AM (TomZ9)

95 84 I wonder when the hooker will come out and tell us the details?
--- Some professions have more honor than others

Posted by: Chris Hansen at March 22, 2012 07:31 AM (3Zo6I)

AllenG....well, it's noon somewhere.

Sorry Ace....just kidding. We know you have trouble sleeping....hope that gets better for you, btw.

Posted by: wheatie at March 22, 2012 07:31 AM (4GgJq)

97 84 I wonder when the hooker will come out and tell us the details?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2012 11:28 AM (UOM4

Doesn't kindergarten let out around noon these days?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2012 07:31 AM (Iaxlk)

98 Is this the same madam that former madame Krystal Ball keeps insisting is being punished way too severely for her crimes and she feels there is a far deeper story underneath it all?

What a grammatical nightmare that sentence was, my apologies.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 22, 2012 07:31 AM (SsG4J)

99 Is anyone else seeing that Ad on the main page that has a picture of a beautiful woman's face....with this below it:

"The 4 Dangers Destroying Men"

What's that about? I'm afraid to click on it.

Posted by: wheatie at March 22, 2012 11:25 AM (4GgJq)

I love my Adblock!

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2012 07:31 AM (X6akg)

100 Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2012 11:30 AM (Iaxlk)
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 22, 2012 11:30 AM (AWmfW)

So he's mixing meth and margaritas? Is that like an extreme version of a Jagerbomb?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 22, 2012 07:32 AM (8y9MW)

101

Nowhere in the article is there anything about him quitting halfway through a governorship, so why all the hate?

We know what is truly unexplainable and unforgivable, and screwing hookers isnÂ’t it.

Posted by: jwest at March 22, 2012 07:33 AM (FdndL)

102 edwards, " I will pay you 500 dollars if you give me what i want"

hooker, "what do you want honey."

Edwards , : Please comb my hair."

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2012 07:33 AM (TomZ9)

103 while i watch"

Posted by: willow at March 22, 2012 07:33 AM (TomZ9)

104 98 Is this the same madam that former madame Krystal Ball keeps insisting is being punished way too severely for her crimes and she feels there is a far deeper story underneath it all?

What a grammatical nightmare that sentence was, my apologies.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 22, 2012 11:31 AM (SsG4J)

I think I saw that sentence on Forbidden Planet.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2012 07:33 AM (Iaxlk)

105

Also, Drew, I have to say that making me think about John Edwards having sex is seriously threatening your position as my favorite.

I'm going to go read more articles about Tebow. Because I'm reading the articles and not staring at the pictures. Is what I'm doing. Yup. That.

On that note, I think it's hilarious that the biggest names in NY sports at the moment are both Christians. Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 22, 2012 07:33 AM (VtjlW)

106

90 I'm still gobsmacked that Edwards was cheating with women.

....That we know of....so far.

Posted by: wheatie at March 22, 2012 07:33 AM (4GgJq)

107 She was out destroying people in the primary (not that I care about what dems do to each other) while she was hiding behind her cancer (you usually don't put terminally ill people out as your attack dogs)

You do, if you're a Democrat. Coulter catalogued this phenomenon. Cindy Sheehan, the "grieving mother", Sandra Fluke, the "little innocent law student", ... Everybody's a downtrodden victim with perfect moral authority.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 22, 2012 07:34 AM (T0NGe)

108 "So he was cheating on his mistress and his sick wife? The ghost of Ted Kennedy emails to say, "er, um, dude...that's a little over the top even for me".

Did you thoroughly check the whole list or just give it a cursory overview?

Posted by: hmmmm at March 22, 2012 07:34 AM (oZfic)

109 When your wife is dying, you hit the reset button. Everything changes. It's like an etch a sketch, except with only one knob. But instead of turning it, you just stick it in every ho bag that'll keep quiet.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at March 22, 2012 07:35 AM (p5DQR)

110 George S. Patton never had to pay for pu__y. My God, all my heroes are dead.

Posted by: Room 39 at March 22, 2012 07:36 AM (fKLis)

111 Sandra Fluke, the "little innocent law student", ... Everybody's a downtrodden victim with perfect moral authority.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 22, 2012 11:34 AM (T0NGe)

Where does Sandra find the time for all her media appearances and interviews nowadays? Aren't Law School finals coming up?

Seems hard enuff for her as it is, studying Contract Law 101 down on all fours...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 22, 2012 07:36 AM (Iaxlk)

112 I just saw a pic of Rick Santorum holding in his hand what looks like an Etch-a-Sketch toy. What a fuckin idiot. This is where we are, fiends. This is where we are. We'll be lucky to get 200 electoral votes in this election.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 22, 2012 07:36 AM (jUytm)

113 Posted by: Soothsayer at March 22, 2012 11:36 AM (jUytm)

Not defending Santorum but he and newt and ron paul will do or say what they have to do or say to get coverage, romney simply writes a check...

Posted by: hmmmm at March 22, 2012 07:37 AM (oZfic)

114 Soothsayer, don't worry about it; Santorum isn't going to be the nominee, and the GOP will make him sit at the kids' table during the convention.

I hope.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 07:37 AM (QTHTd)

115

109 When your wife is dying, you hit the reset button.

----

I hear cankles is a deadly disease

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 22, 2012 07:37 AM (3Zo6I)

116 Johnny's sex tape.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kCAFkfFLQQ

Posted by: huerfano at March 22, 2012 07:37 AM (bAGA/)

117 I know I'm like the expert on everything (lol), but do you think drinking watered down Drano for breakfast because you can't afford anything else might kill brain cells? I think it could explain my posts/amnesia/hostility etc.

Posted by: oZfic at March 22, 2012 07:38 AM (p5DQR)

118 I knew when Elizabeth got cancer that I just got a free pass to PussyTown.

Posted by: John Edwards, Grieving Husband at March 22, 2012 07:38 AM (MMC8r)

119 I used to at least respect Santorum, but holding up an etch-a-sketch?

I hope his money dries up faster that Barbwa Wawa's cooter.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 07:39 AM (O3R/2)

120 117 I know I'm like the expert on everything (lol), but do you think drinking watered down Drano for breakfast because you can't afford anything else might kill brain cells? I think it could explain my posts/amnesia/hostility etc.

Posted by: oZfic at March 22, 2012 11:38 AM (p5DQR)

not me....bur perhaps you? Drano is a dangerous chemical though, I would think you'd get internal burns, so really don't do it.

Posted by: hmmmm at March 22, 2012 07:39 AM (oZfic)

121 I wonder if he wants us to foot the bill for his urgin's too.

Posted by: Jinxthecat at March 22, 2012 07:39 AM (l3vZN)

122
Was this before he met Rielle?

Before. According to Wiki he was getting frisky with Rielle during the 2008 campaign.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 22, 2012 07:39 AM (7+pP9)

123 Eww

Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 07:39 AM (GTbGH)

124 To cover up this crime, Molina then invited the girl to her apartment, sedated her, put a plastic bag over her head and killed her...As a result she has been sentenced to 22 years in prison.

Only 22 years for premeditated murder? Holy crap, why isn't this woman on death row?

Oh, wait, did this take place in Europe?

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 22, 2012 07:40 AM (OgNT1)

125 A lot of regular people aren't thrilled with mitens. The more gingrich talks about the conversation that would accompany a brokered convention, the more palatable it becomes to regular republicans.

Posted by: hmmmm at March 22, 2012 07:40 AM (oZfic)

126

99....I love my Adblock!

But I like the shoe ads.

Posted by: wheatie at March 22, 2012 07:40 AM (4GgJq)

127 Two Americas...

One where Barry uses a man's penis as a crack pipe, Clinton rape-rapes Juanita Broderick and John Edwards fucks whores with wild abandon

The other where Herman Cain and Clarence Thomas did...what...exactly?

Posted by: lecture us, oh Barbara Walters at March 22, 2012 07:41 AM (qxcKC)

128 "I just saw a pic of Rick Santorum holding in his hand what looks like an Etch-a-Sketch toy. "

Or as he calls it, "the Devil's chalkboard"...

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 22, 2012 07:41 AM (HethX)

129 The other where Herman Cain and Clarence Thomas did...what...exactly?

Posted by: lecture us, oh Barbara Walters at March 22, 2012 11:41 AM (qxcKC)

Nothing but try and protect those they love from the rabid MSM.

Posted by: hmmmm at March 22, 2012 07:41 AM (oZfic)

130 A lot of regular people aren't thrilled with mitens. The more gingrich talks about the conversation that would accompany a brokered convention, the more palatable it becomes to regular republicans.

Posted by: hmmmm at March 22, 2012 11:40 AM (oZfic)

Nope

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 07:42 AM (nTgAI)

131

John Edwards is a real meanie. He didn't even tip Sandra or me.

Posted by: hmmmmmm at March 22, 2012 07:42 AM (ggRof)

132 131 John Edwards is a real meanie. He didn't even tip Sandra or me.

Posted by: hmmmmmm at March 22, 2012 11:42 AM (ggRof)

not me!

Posted by: hmmmm at March 22, 2012 07:42 AM (oZfic)

133 Clarence Thomas exacts his revenge every day. He never asks questions during hearings, (maybe he cannot tolerate being lied to) but his written opinions are top-notch.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 07:43 AM (O3R/2)

134 Jeebus guys, why all the Mitt angst? He is the nominee. Let go of the remaining three dwarfs and embrace the opportunity to turn all of our guns on Sparky. Jeebus - you guys have to butch up a bit. A bunch of whinny twats dream casting their perfect prom date. You are going to the prom with the gomer, so put on a pretty dress, pinch you're cheeks and smile.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at March 22, 2012 07:43 AM (ursbV)

135 130 A lot of regular people aren't thrilled with mitens. The more gingrich talks about the conversation that would accompany a brokered convention, the more palatable it becomes to regular republicans.
Posted by: hmmmm at March 22, 2012 11:40 AM (oZfic)

Nope

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 11:42 AM (nTgAI)

Well that's like a mafioso kind of comment. Guess you are the republican elite? guess you know better than the regular folks?

If that's the attitude should get very interesting....

Posted by: hmmmm at March 22, 2012 07:44 AM (oZfic)

136 Where does Sandra find the time for all her media appearances and interviews nowadays? Aren't Law School finals coming up?
Seems hard enuff for her as it is, studying Contract Law 101 down on all fours...

Sandra Fluke is the sine qua non of what's wrong with our law schools.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 22, 2012 07:44 AM (T0NGe)

137 not me!

Posted by: hmmmm at March 22, 2012 11:42 AM (oZfic)

not me!

Posted by: hmmmmmm at March 22, 2012 07:44 AM (ggRof)

138 Too funny!

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2012 07:45 AM (X6akg)

139 Relax Sub-tard, Some folks in these parts are working their way through the denial-anger-acceptance thing. Give them another week of this shit.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 22, 2012 07:45 AM (O3R/2)

140

139Relax Sub-tard, Some folks in these parts are working their way through the denial-anger-acceptance thing. Give them another week of this shit.

OTAY JIMBO.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at March 22, 2012 07:46 AM (ursbV)

141 130
A lot of regular people aren't thrilled with mitens. The more gingrich
talks about the conversation that would accompany a brokered convention,
the more palatable it becomes to regular republicans.

Posted by: hmmmm at March 22, 2012 11:40 AM (oZfic)

Nope

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 11:42 AM (nTgAI)
Well that's like a mafioso kind of comment. Guess you are the republican elite? guess you know better than the regular folks?
If that's the attitude should get very interesting....

Posted by: hmmmm at March 22, 2012 11:44 AM (oZfic)

Curious is that you ? Are you still circling the bowl... I thought I flushed

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 07:46 AM (nTgAI)

142 GOP: Battle Royale

Posted by: Daybrother at March 22, 2012 07:48 AM (WCuHB)

143 Omg my friend who is an insider at Mattel just called up and said that orders for etch-a-sketch are through the roof. They can't make enough of them. Time for you people to start looking at 2016. Don't blame the messenger, I just tell it like my powerful myriad of friends see it.

Posted by: the person with (oZfic) for a hash at March 22, 2012 07:49 AM (p5DQR)

144 60 22 He still has beautiful hair.
---

Wait'll you see how i style it 'downstairs'

I cain't wait

Posted by: Your New Roommate Bubba at March 22, 2012 07:49 AM (YqOLb)

145 "Prosecutors have stepped up the pressure to bring the case to a climax"

That right there is why you go to J-school.

Posted by: comatus at March 22, 2012 07:50 AM (ZOlM3)

146 When Steve McNair was killed by his mistress, my comment at the time was, "don't cheat on your wife and your mistress won't kill you".

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2012 07:54 AM (dZ756)

147

Dude was a freak.

Paid me $500 for a Blow Dry Job

Posted by: random hooker at March 22, 2012 07:59 AM (3Zo6I)

148 Under my plan, if you like your whores, you can keep your whores.

Posted by: obumbles at March 22, 2012 08:02 AM (2cfUo)

149 143 Omg my friend who is an insider at Mattel just called up and said that orders for etch-a-sketch are through the roof. They can't make enough of them. Time for you people to start looking at 2016. Don't blame the messenger, I just tell it like my powerful myriad of friends see it.

Posted by: the person with (oZfic) for a hash at March 22, 2012 11:49 AM (p5DQR)

not me! But oddly enough I do know that rubix cubes are doing well cause people are making handbags out of them.

Posted by: hmmmm at March 22, 2012 08:04 AM (oZfic)

150 when he was running his haircut cost 400 bucks, with hidden inflation, what does that haircut cost today?

Posted by: hmmmm at March 22, 2012 08:05 AM (oZfic)

151 Rubik's Cube, idiot

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 22, 2012 08:06 AM (Dll6b)

152

Posted by: hmmmm at March 22, 2012 12:04 PM (oZfic)

not me!

Posted by: hmmmmmm at March 22, 2012 08:06 AM (ggRof)

153

Posted by: hmmmm at March 22, 2012 12:05 PM (oZfic)

not me!

Posted by: hmmmmmm at March 22, 2012 08:07 AM (ggRof)

154
Well, hell, I wish someone would pick up my tab.

What?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at March 22, 2012 08:07 AM (1hM1d)

155 Er, um, dude...that's a little over the top even for me.

Posted by: The ghost of Ted Kennedy at March 22, 2012 08:12 AM (rz0yi)

156

Fucking Classy!

Posted by: ole scratch at March 22, 2012 08:21 AM (+56Bh)

157 So, we learn about ALL of Herman Cain's ex-girlfriends in about .007 nanseconds, but the Democrat who had a child out of wedlock and was hiring prostitutes RIGHT UNDER THE NOSES OF THE MEDIA, we heard nothing. You want to know why no one qualified (or with a pulse) runs for public office as a Republican? There you go.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2012 08:56 AM (iAUf+)

158 Over the top? Hardly. Guy's a fucking amateur. Did I tell you about the Chris Dodd and I ... What? Again with the pitchfork? Sorry, gotta run. When Satan calls and all that.

Posted by: EMK at March 22, 2012 09:15 AM (0A4Wb)

159

The ghost of Ted Kennedy emails to say, "er, um, dude...that's a little over the top even for me".

... and then adds:

ps. Just a head's up, dude - this keyboard is searing my fingers and my balls are roasting like chesnuts and about to pop as I type this, so I hope you take it to heart."

Posted by: sherlock at March 22, 2012 09:27 AM (UeZGr)

160 In comparison to Edwards, I'm a freakin' saint. Thanks for making me feel good about myself, John.

Posted by: Kevin at March 22, 2012 10:08 AM (3o64G)

161 162 Gets it. "Over the top, even for me." If the prostitute is still breathing something other than brackish swill, Edwards has nothing on "Teddy."

Posted by: SamInVA at March 22, 2012 11:23 AM (rFiOs)

162 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2012 12:22 PM (7W3wI)

163 We know it wasn't Elliot Spitzer in a wig. The madam says the guy took off his socks.

Posted by: MarkD at March 22, 2012 01:50 PM (iYBP2)

164 Maybe one day a guy (or girl) won't have to lie and pretend he (or she) is monogamous in order to get married.

Posted by: Random at March 22, 2012 02:35 PM (ZIkmx)

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