1 Is that what they're calling a masturbation marathon these days?

2 safkljlakflkj;asdklfjaskj;l

3 We understand. Electronics and hobo-skinning don't mix.

4 Catch a big un!

5 Anyhow, hope everything's well. Have a good day, Ace.

6 Why does Wicket look at other ewok so? Horny is Wicket, hmmm?

7 Alright but I expect a good explanation for those Ewoks expressions on that book cover later.  Cause otherwise we're just going to start making shit up.

8

What you're not allowed to have any "personal work."  Serve the masses man!

In any case, this is likely a good thing because it means I won't be so distracted as not to get my own work done.

9 Don't apologize for taking a day off

10 Why is the other Ewok eyeing Wicket's ass?

11 Too late.

12 Crap! On a Monday? What does he expect us to do, work?

13 11 Because it's a sticky Wicket

14

This Reuter, AP, Yahoo triumvernet of DOUCH, has really grabbed their ankles on this one. Shameless hacks...BIRM.

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The comments are great...

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http://tinyurl.com/boog9hh

 

15 Ace was contracted by Greece to print the **new** drachma.

16 I think the little ewok is planning to eat you, Ace. You think you guys are going hobo "fishing" but I'd watch my back if I were you.

17 Wicket Jr.: Dad, why is your ass so huge?
Wicket: Stop staring at my ass, son. And that is the last time I let you listen to another Obama speech. Clearly his subliminal gheyness is getting to you.


*****

the expressions are rather disconcerting.

18 Alternate title: "Wicket and Friends In: We Know What Really Happens at the Water Hole"

19

When young Sticky said to "grab your rod, and get ready to catch something", Wicket made a really unfortunate assumption.

 

 

20
Shopping for a new liver eh?

21 Now I know where pedobear came from.

22 Listening to the audiobook of "I Am Legend" by Richard Matheson. Picked it up on impulse, am now realizing it's a vampire story. So far it's interesting enough.

23 Did I miss the annual 'post traumatic rage after a family gathering' thread?

24 25 - Great story, wish the film had been more like Matheson's story.

25 Goddamn html gnomes.

26 27 25 - Great story, wish the film had been more like Matheson's story.

Posted by: Heralder at May 14, 2012 12:03 PM (+xmn4)

Which one, The Omega Man or the abortion with Will Smith?

27 The one with Will Smith, don't remember seeing the other one.

28 Reminds me that I haven't been fishing for over a year now.

29 >>Alternate title: "Wicket and Friends In: We Know What Really Happens at the Water Hole"

Wrong hole, son.

30

The pile of hobos get too high, and now ya gotta destroy the evidence?

 

We understand - carry on.....

31 Must have scored some old porn mags off Craig's List this weekend.

32 32 The one with Will Smith, don't remember seeing the other one.

Posted by: Heralder at May 14, 2012 12:05 PM (+xmn4)

The Omega Man has Charlton Heston and a serious '70s vibe. I don't know how faithful it is to the original but it is awesome anyway.

33

Forget the birther nonsense, etc. Former Intelligence Committee staffer and author Angelo Codevilla establishes that Obama grew up in a world deeply influenced by the CIA, among other establishment institutions. The key here is his life in Indonesia. Did you know his mother's supervisor was one Peter Geithner? The lead-in to this:

Consistent with the Barack Obama we know, however, are his real family, his real upbringing, and his real choices of profession and associates. His mother's parents, who raised him, seem to have been cogs in the U.S. government's well-heeled, well-connected machine for influencing the world, whether openly ("gray influence") or covertly ("black operations"). His mother spent her life and marriages, and birthed her children, working in that machine. For paradigms of young Barack's demeanor, proclivities, opinions, language, and attitudes one need look no further than the persons who ran the institutions that his mother and grandparents served--e.g., the Ford Foundation, the United States Information Agency, and the Central Intelligence Agency--as well as his chosen mentors and colleagues. It is here, with these people and institutions, that one should begin to unravel the unknowns surrounding him.At the very least one can conclude that far from being on the outs, young Obama was always part of a segment of this country's ruling elite.

34 I'm having an off day too.  Can't drive wifey over to the city today because I am tied to the bathroom with the squirts. Oh well, I think she can really drive herself anyway.

35 chemjeff, are at least getting some firewood out of it?

36 Are we like the rowdy class without the teacher now?

37 Carney: Obama Might Not Know HeÂ’s Gay Yet
http://is.gd/CERPk7



I smell a Canadian-made fossil-fuel-burnin' custom tour bus warming up.

38 “USGS estimates that the Green River Formation contains about 3 trillion barrels of oil, and about half of this may be recoverable, depending on available technology and economic conditions,” Mittal testified.

1.5 trillion barrels of oil is about 100% of all proven oil reserves in the world.

39 I haven't made a paper airplane in years...

40 chemjeff, are at least getting some firewood out of it?

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 14, 2012 12:10 PM (RD7QR)

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Better make sure ALL of that poison ivy is removed before burning it. There is nothing that will mess you up worse than breathing smoke laced with poison ivy. It has even been known to kill people.

41 "Which one, The Omega Man or the abortion with Will Smith?
Posted by: joncelli"

I saw The Omega Man on TV when I was about 10, I think. Scared the crap out of me. It still creeps me out...

42 1.5 trillion barrels of oil is about 100% of all proven oil reserves in the world.

Posted by: Johnny Rico at May 14, 2012 12:11 PM (e8kgV)

IIRC, it's mostly under federal land and thus mostly lost to us.

43 Don't store the wood near your house. Termites.

44 I wonder what it is about Wicket that makes me want to stick a 3 pronged frog gig in his face repeatedly? Anybody else get those feelings?

45 15 This Reuter, AP, Yahoo triumvernet of DOUCH, has really grabbed their ankles on this one. Shameless hacks...BIRM. http://tinyurl.com/boog9hh   From the story:   When a vehicle backfired in a supermarket parking lot, "I hit the ground and rolled under a car." He was diagnosed with PTSD.   It strikes me that I can't recall the last time I heard a car backfire.
 

46 Wisconsin Dems furious with DNC for refusing to invest big money in Walker recall. WI Dems to DNC: "Scott Walker has the full support and backing of the Republican Party. We are not getting similar support.”

http://wapo.st/JOlkkR

According to the Wisconsin Dem, the party has asked the DNC for $500,000 to help with its massive field operation. While the DNC has made generally supportive noises, the money has not been forthcoming, the official says — with less than a month until the June 5th recall election. The DNC did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

ObamaÂ’s political operation is providing volunteers with info on how to get involved in the recall battle and how to register to vote, but isnÂ’t investing any money in the race.

47

Wicket looks a little nervous in that picture. Probably due to the unusual close proximity of a female of the species.

 

48 Wicket doesn't seemed enthused about fishing.

49 ObamaÂ’s political operation is providing volunteers with info on how
to get involved in the recall battle and how to register to vote, but
isnÂ’t investing any money in the race

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *gaaaaasp* BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That satisfied my minimum daily requirement of schadenfreude, mama!

50 Although it did not come to pass in Vallejo, unions representing police officers, firefighters and other local workers were worried that a federal bankruptcy judge might be willing to abrogate their contracts and perhaps even reduce retirement benefits.

By routing bankruptcies through the state agency, union leaders clearly hoped, officials of insolvent local governments could be barred from seeking payroll relief.

51 Is the other smaller wicket tagging along to steal his earnings and that's why H'es less then happy?

52 I guess then the next step would be to eradicate all the plants around the stump (where the poison ivy is lurking) and then maybe plant grass around it or something.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 14, 2012 12:14 PM (7FadD)

Can you say Roundup?

53 May have to bale here shortly.  Big thunderboomer coming in.

54 I seem to recall no one wanted to run against Walker in 2010 (Republicans even put out a "help wanted" newspaper ad for a Dem candidate, lol) until Obama asked Barrett to do it.

55 62 Is the other smaller wicket tagging along to steal his earnings and that's why H'es less then happy?

Posted by: willow at May 14, 2012 12:18 PM (TomZ9)

The little ewok seems unhealthily fixated on Wicket's posterior. Hence the moron frivolity.

56 Grinding out the stump is the most expensive part of a tree removal. If they are now saying that they are leaving the stump then you pay them HALF of the original agreed upon amount. If they say they will come back later and grind out the stump then tell them you will pay them when they grind it out. THIS IS A WELL KNOWN SCAM. Be careful.

57 Joncelli, ah, yes it could be taken that way .

why don't you look into my eyes instead of my rear?

58 Police cleared out the small group of protesters early Monday who had set up an urban farming camp on UC Berkeley agricultural research land in Albany.

OMG.  Police clear out protesters at UC Berkeley farm !!

Where have all the hippies gone .. long time passing .. when will they ever learn

59 Gotta go and unplug cable before everything gets fried.

60

This Reuter, AP, Yahoo triumvernet of DOUCH, has really grabbed their ankles on this one. Shameless hacks...BIRM.
The comments are great...

http://tinyurl.com/boog9hh

Posted by: dananjcon at May 14, 2012 11:56 AM (eavT+)

 

Boy, those folks at Reuters must have read entirely different things into that story than I did to come up with their headline - 'cuz I only read of one person who planned to vote for Obama THIS TIME.

 

No wonder our kids do so poorly on reading comprehension tests - apparently the people grading the answers aren't that great at it in the first place....

61 BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That satisfied my minimum daily requirement of schadenfreude, mama!

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This is very very good. If the DNC and the Obama administration are not willing to put any money into the Wisconsin recall, they must see the writing on the wall.  I don't know how else you can explain it. 

62 bye Vic, be well, give a hug to your better half.

63 @70: So they're hauling off dirty hippies even in Berkeley?  Wow.

64 It's Wickety-Wickety-Wickety-Whack!

65 Charlton Heston and a serious '70s vibe.
In bell-bottoms, saving a sister with a fro
and being chase by "that guy, you know from that movie" with fried eggs over his eyes for makeup.

66 Set limb lines and a trot line over the weekend. Caught 5 catfish and 4 Northern Pike. One cat was 8 pounds.

67 When a vehicle backfired in a supermarket parking lot, "I hit the ground and rolled under a car." He was diagnosed with PTSD.

It strikes me that I can't recall the last time I heard a car backfire.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 14, 2012 12:15 PM (NmR1a)

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LOL...its such nonsense. To think these assholes get paid for writing this shit.  Do they ever bother to read the comments and realize that 95% of the commenters aren't buying the propaganda they're selling??

68 Berkely is like the ows'rs that really don't mean to share Their Stuff , when they say share, just share Others stuff.

69 I love love love the last two paragraphs:

What makes this all the more galling to Wisconsin Dems is that a Walker win could be bad for the national partyÂ’s prospects in November.

“Scott Walker has made this a national election,” the Wisconsin Dem tells me. “If he wins, he will turn his victory into a national referendum on his ideas about the middle class. It will hurt Democrats nationally. The fact that [national Dems] are sitting on their hands now is so frustrating. The whole ticket stands to lose.”

70 And now I need to quit the juvenile innuendo and actually get some work done.

71 That is quite an Ewok adventure!

72

I've got some personal work I have to do today. Not really day off. Neither was the whole weekend.

But I'll be away from the computer.

This post has "Parole hearing" written ALL over it. Watch your cornhole, Ace.

73 Gonna go squatchin'?

74 It strikes me that I can't recall the last time I heard a car backfire.

And when was the last time any new car was tall enough to roll under without having it up on jacks?  Maybe a full-size SUV or pickup, but certainly not any car/minivan/crossover.

75 "The whole ticket stands to lose."



Or, in light of our first gay President, the hole ticket stands to lose.

76 It strikes me that I can't recall the last time I heard a car backfire.
Fuel injection means never having leftover gas in the exhaust.  Nowadays you usually only get it from older carbed setups or guys who've monkeyed the tuning up.

77 I have always been a fan of Anthony Zerbe.

There was a Wild Wild West episode where he played the "brains" behind a corrupt politician.  Just great.

78 Posted by: Ian S. at May 14, 2012 12:23 PM (tqwMN)

The cops will all be hauled before the citizens review board and charged with crimes against humanity.

I lived there for 20 years...I'm not joking.

79 "I saw The Omega Man on TV when I was about 10, I think. Scared the crap out of me. It still creeps me out..."

I saw The Omega Man at about the same age. Excellent film. That and "Soylent Green" are two of my fave Charleton Heston films.

80 Rush is off too today. Hmmmmmm............

81 46 Yeah, and even so much as just touching the clothes you had on while working with the stuff can give most people trouble. Use gloves to get your clothes off, and then throw everything in the wash, SEPARATE FROM all other clothes! (learned all this the hard way!)

82

55 Wisconsin Dems furious with DNC for refusing to invest big money in Walker recall. WI Dems to DNC: "Scott Walker has the full support and backing of the Republican Party. We are not getting similar support.”

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If this doesn't call for a flaming cheeze head skull and thorough pudding dip then I don't know what does.

83 Barry is still gay.

84 Or, in light of our first gay President, the hole ticket stands TOO LOOSE.

85 Yeah they also  keep dragging out hollywood stars to prove their point that Obama is still messiah-ish.

while everyone has the right to an opinion, they also are going to have others think they are soul-less idiots. I guess propping up a jerk that could care less about families that have been eaten alive  by the mistakes made by govt intrusions

i guess they don't believe Obama was capable of doing a thing positive with the economy, or should actually acknowledge it (uh sometimes i forget about those affected by the recession) so it's not Obamas fault at all that there are millions and millions of unemployed people that simply seem to have disappeared. I guess adding more burdens/regulations on business  doesn't effect anything.  and re the Unemployed ,Where in the Hell are their stories?

86 ObamaÂ’s political operation is providing volunteers with info on how
to get involved in the recall battle and how to register to vote, but
isnÂ’t investing any money in the race.
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Sounds like his gutsy call on gay marriage. Personally he's in favor, but gays are on their own.

87 re that Obama ad attacking Romney, Bain, etc: from Yahoo news:

The new ad drew immediate fire from a former economic adviser to the president, Steven Rattner, dubbed the "Car Czar" because he oversaw the Administration's automobile industry overhaul. Interviewed on MSNBC, the investment banker and private equity financier bluntly declared "I think the ad is unfair." Noting the video's focus on lost jobs, Rattner said "this is part of capitalism, this is part of life, and I don't think there's anything Bain Capital did that they need to be embarrassed about."

As I said, they can't seem to do anything right this time around. Good.

88 Mark Davis filling in for Rush. Talkin Gaybama.

89 fan of Anthony Zerbe.

Yea, that guy,
Still kicking.

http:// www.imdb.com/ name/nm0001875/

90 It's fap day in Endor

91 Police cleared out the small group of protesters early Monday who had set up an urban farming camp on UC Berkeley agricultural research land in Albany.

I hope there were some arrests.

92 Talk among yourselves.

93

WI Dems to DNC: "Scott Walker has the full support and backing of the Republican Party. We are not getting similar support.”

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Aaaaw......Someone wants their woobie!!

94 Israel fears nuclear deal between Iran, world powers as Baghdad talks draw near Israel fears ‘intermediate agreement’ between Islamic Republic and world powers on May 23 could cancel option of military strike. obama and the failing EU will sell out Israel at these talks.

95 I hope there were some arrests. May I suggest you use your nightstick, officer.

96 For me, Poison oak is the worst. It's also sneak as it looks like another shrub that's NOT poisonous.

Cleared some out one time not knowing what it was.

Had an intensely itching rash up and down both arms for 10 days.

Used to soak them in hot, hot water. (the heat numbs out the itch sensors of the skin. The hottest you can stand. Only short relief but nothing else works. Well other than Valu rite and an 8 ball.)

97

As usual the financial wizards at CNBC blame the US markets down today on Greece and the EU.

Nothing at all to do with California.

98 Rush is off too today.

Another secret Romney strategy meeting?  I hope Ace shows up with a PowerPoint of "Obama Eats Dog" Photoshops.

99 Used to soak them in hot, hot water. (the heat numbs out the itch sensors of the skin. The hottest you can stand. Only short relief but nothing else works. Well other than Valu rite and an 8 ball.)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 14, 2012 12:37 PM (CP+yl)

The hot water idea is good, but let's go back to the Valu-Rite and an 8 ball.

100
oh, and Rand Paul said "gayer."

so, you know, demands for apologies, and whatnot...

101 74 CommentsCampaign 2012 Obama ad calls Mitt Romney’s Bain Capital firm a ‘vampire’ Posted by Rachel Weiner at 08:51 AM ET, 05/14/2012 Text Size PrintE-mailReprints Share: More > President Obama’s campaign is out with a tough new ad, “Steel,” attacking former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney’s record on job creation. The two-minute ad focuses on GS Technologies, a steel mill in Kansas City, Mo., that was bought by Romney’s private equity firm Bain Capital and went bankrupt soon after. The ad paints Romney as out of touch with the needs of the local workers and concerned only with Bain’s own profits. “We view Mitt Romney as a job destroyer,” says one former mill worker in the ad. Another calls Bain “a vampire. They came in and sucked the life out of us.” The steel firm closed in 2001 and Romney left Bain Capitol on 1999 to run the Olympics. obama and his commie pals are in panic mode and it shows.

102 99 let's save the flaming cheesehead skull for when Walker actually does win (God willing)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 14, 2012 12:31 PM (7FadD)

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OK...but how bout just a teeetsy bit of bacon....the maple kind!

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 http://tinyurl.com/3u4amky

 

 

 

 

 

103 Over on WZ: pouring milk down your drain causes global warming.  The thrashing about as the public grows to reject their fake science gets funnier by the day.

104 So, let me get this straight; our first Black President was a serial sexual harasser and was white, our actual first Black President is a muslim marxist and is the first Ghey President?

Why don't they just call a spa . . . no, I better not.

Why can't the Democrats come out of the closet? Isn't it interesting that the leftist liberals call conservatives GAY as a pejorative?

Very telling I think. Plus anyone not black enough gets the Uncle tom or house n****r label IF they're not Democrat.

Seems THEY'RE the ones who are fixated on race and are the sexual harassers and the homophobes.

105

The basic definition of a 'Hate Crime'....is that it is  "motivated by a hostility towards a group, based on race, creed, gender or sexual orientation".

 

Gays reject  the  heterosexual lifestyle....and display a hostility towards heterosexuals in many ways. ....So, one could say, that demanding that the definition of Marriage be changed, to force gay marriage upon the country as a whole....is by definition, a Hate Crime. 

106 Wicket goes fishing

"...for hobos"

Happy hunting, Ace. 

107 So, does this mean a free-for-all or a food fight?

108 Cob-loggers are going to have to step up.

109 The steel firm closed in 2001 and Romney left Bain Capitol on 1999 to run the Olympics. obama and his commie pals are in panic mode and it shows.

 

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 14, 2012 12:40 PM (05RcU)

 

Propoganda does NOT have to be true... just yelled loudly enough for the uninterested to hear.

 

And becaue the MSM will NOT talk about the Ad being false?  Many who see it will believe it...

 

Obama et al have gotten away with HUGE lies... heck, he even uses a fake social security number... and they now have the power of the Fed Gov to suppress truth... they are not concerned with the truth at all...

110 Or just make this a Soothsayer guest post thread.

111 I like the way you think Wheatie.

They're hetrophobes. Breeder bigots. Promoters of genital homogenity.

BTW Andrew Sullivan is NOT fixated on gay marriage.

He IS however fixated on:

1. Sarah Palin's vagina
2. His junk (and is preoccupied with where it's been and where it's going.

Andrew Sullivan == #GenitoNazi.

112 Anti-capitalist protesters stormed Obama's campaign headquarters in Chicago.  Isn't that like storming France to protest against showers?

113 Coming this fall on the CW ...

In a world where businesses make money by appealing to the needs and wants of customers, a world where those businesses are run by talented people ... we call those people - vampires.

< that shitty horror sound fx >  SCCREEEE

"Let me be clear, I have to stick you with this here stake."

One man stands in their way....

< LOUD THUMPING>

"I've come to chew peasss and engage in classsss warfare ... and I'm all outta peasss."

This fall, prepare to bend over for OBAMA, TEH GHEY VAMPIRE HUNTER

114 Ha. A buddy just texted to ask me "WTF is The Illuminati? I've got a kid who thinks they're taking over the world. Should I send him to Psych?". Ahhhh, what fun is must be to run a Juvie detention center.

115
Sorry, I too am having an off day.

Not with the runs, though.

116 "

Some analysts say Bain should not be blamed for the company's failure, noting that a wave of cheap imports forced nearly half of the U.S. steel industry into bankruptcy during that period. Another company set up around the same time, in which Bain took a minority stake, Steel Dynamics in Fort Wayne, Indiana, thrived.

"GS and Steel Dynamics were about as different as it gets," industry analyst Michelle Applebaum said. GS's core products were vulnerable to competition while Steel Dynamics became "one of the country's lowest-cost manufacturers of steel sheet," a product with more staying power. Steel Dynamics was also a non-union shop."

 

But yes, Romney bought GS so he could make hello salad with the blood of union workers.

 

 

117 Major black pastor: Obama's gay marriage speech "9/11 all over again".  I'm sure he'll vote for Teh Won anyway though.  Link in my name.

118 Which one, The Omega Man or the abortion with Will Smith? The Vincent Price one is available online for free.

119 Posted by: Lincolntf at May 14, 2012 12:49 PM (hiMsy)


Looks like some kid is reading too much Robert Anton Wilson.


Tell your buddy to casually drop "fnord" in conversations with the kid, and then watch for his reaction.  Then deny it was said.

120 Why do they call it the runs?

I've never been able to run whenever it hits me.

 I kinda walk with my ass clenched as if that guy from Deliverance was standing behind me.

121

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 14, 2012 12:47 PM (CP+yl)

 

And must.... by definition... HATE CHILDREN!...

 

And be ANTI Evolutionals!  How can they believe in evolution, if they won't procreate?  And... if they don't procreate... they will never be Biological Mothers and Fathers!... thus... they must hate Mothers and Fathers....

 

And since Mothers and Fathers are what Made America... isn't this an idictment of the whole American System....

 

Now... you may not like us... and our College Pranks... but I won't sit here and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America!

122

I said Jello, stupid phone.

123 135 Major black pastor: Obama's gay marriage speech "9/11 all over again". I'm sure he'll vote for Teh Won anyway though. Link in my name.

Lord knows the speech sucked, but let's get a sense of proportion, okay?

124 Actually meant to post this here: On FB some libs I am acquainted with are spooging all over themselves on the Romney bully story. So I posted an excerpt from Dreams from my Father about Obama bullying a girl. They shut the hell up.

125 Realizing that Obama's reelection is in serious jeopardy, the President's campaign today released a two-minute ad slamming Mitt Romney for layoffs made at a company controlled by Bain Capital. The ad is built around interviews with former steelworkers at GST Steel, a mill in Kansas City, who were laid off as the company collapsed in the wake of a downturn in the steel market. The ad is certainly gripping and emotional. It is also, however, completely wrong. The company was shut down in 2001. Romney left Bain in 1999, long before the plant closing, to run Winter Olympics. Two years is an eternity in the business world. Blaming Romney for decisions made two years after the left the company is at best disingenuous. However, there was a political power-player serving as a director of Bain at the time of the company's bankruptcy and layoffs--Jonathan Lavine. Lavine joined Bain in 1993. He is currently Managing Director and Chief Investment Officer. He is also a major bundler for Barack Obama, raising between $100-200k for the his reelection. While we don't know the specific role Lavine had in decisions regarding the bankrupt company, he certainly had more influence than someone who had left Bain two years before. Perhaps Obama should use some of Lavine's donations to help the steelworkers featured in his ad.

126 The kid about the Illuminati in a calm quiet serious voice that "It doesn't exist and if it did they're not out to take over the world and if they did would it be such a BAD thing?" All the while looking at the kid's left ear.

Then tell him to google it.

127

Not sure if this is on topic or off, but I just started Breitbart's book.  It'll be a slow go, because I'm reading it while on my exercise bike, which I don't do every day.  It's interesting though, knowing what we know now, to read his words, especially his admission that he can't stay away from it, that it's like an addiction for him. 

 

All about the balance, I suppose.  So Ace, take your day, off or on.  We'll be here when you get back, God willing. 

128

129  I like the way you think Wheatie.

 

Thanks, Bitter Clinger.  

129 They shut the hell up.


Sweet Mother of Justice.  Well played.

130 That's TELL the kid about the Illuminati.

I'm thinking you all can hear what I'm saying in my head.


NOOOOO that's not a good idea.

131

Posted by: blaster at May 14, 2012 12:53 PM (7vSU0)

I dunno what read Dreams from someone else's father, what's the quote, I have to go troll facebook!

132 I'm thinking you all can hear what I'm saying in my head. Even tin foil won't stop the signals from your fillings.

133 I said Jello, stupid phone.

I was about to head over to Urban Dictionary to warily look up "hello salad".

134 This is weird. Why in HELL can I not get banned at Kos this time around?

With my last handle, I was so damn reasonable and principled. I even said something in my sig line about loyal opposition. I got into an Occupy thread where they were blaming infiltrators from something called the "Black Bloc" anarchists for the violence at Occupy, and I asked -- ASKED, mind you -- whether these infiltrators weren't actually *attracted* to Occupy and why they didn't infiltrate Tea Party gatherings if they wanted to discredit grass-roots political movements. I was buried under 40 frowny-faces and gone in 3 posts.

Now I'm over there with a flippant handle mocking Obama at every step. They're fuming about the DNC not supporting Barrett in WI, and I show up aping the preezy of the united steezy saying "I *personally* oppose Walker. Isn't that enough for you? I'm the most powerful man in the world and your feelings matter to me! Thank you for your votes and your donations!" I've been carrying on like that for days and I can't get banned.

135

Hmmm, apparently I'm not fully up yet.  Because I meant to type "I don't want to read "Dreams from Someone Ele's Father"

(I didnt' bother to make coffee this morning, I should fix that shouldn't I?)

136 Re: Illuminati

The Illuminatus! Trilogy will screw up an otherwise susceptible mind.  It doesn't portray itself as anything but fiction, but it is written in precisely a way where even though it's totally bullshit, it's SO OVER THE TOP and disjointed that the conspiracy theories about the Masons, Templars, Discordians, Illuminati....all seem *plausible* by comparison.

Fnord.

137 I'll give him tips on how to annoy the kid. Thanks. All I texted was a quick Dan Brown-style definition and told him that millions of people believe the crap so the kid probably isn't any more nuts than the others.

138 With all the FUs taking place around Obama, do you think it's possible he's being sabotaged?

139 One wonders how and who thought up the names for all those sexually, um, exotic ( yeah that's it exotic) acts.

Some of I just don't understand. I must be too old.

140 On FB some libs I am acquainted with are spooging all over themselves on the Romney bully story. So I posted an excerpt from Dreams from my Father about Obama bullying a girl. They shut the hell up.
Posted by: blaster
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It's almost enough to make me join FB, but I'll troll Kos for now.

141 Now I'm over there with a flippant handle mocking Obama at every step. They're fuming about the DNC not supporting Barrett in WI, and I show up aping the preezy of the united steezy saying "I *personally* oppose Walker. Isn't that enough for you? I'm the most powerful man in the world and your feelings matter to me! Thank you for your votes and your donations!" I've been carrying on like that for days and I can't get banned.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 14, 2012 12:57 PM (oS2lG)

If only we could get the Greens to wheel out Ralph Nader just one more time, for old time's sake...

142 Arhooley - is it possible that they are so damn stupid they think it's really the preezy?

143

 

Facebook Co-founder, Eduardo Saverin, has renounced his US citizenship....in advance of getting his nearly $4 billion cut of the take from FB's IPO.

 

Linky in my sig.

 

Why is this not getting more mention than it has? ....This guy is probably a Barky supporter. ....He becomes an instant billionaire, and runs for cover from the taxes that Barky wants to impose on those evil rich people.

 

Isn't this a glaring example of what will happen if Barky and the Dems get their way and get to pass their 'eat the rich' punitive taxes?

144
Teach an Ewok to fish... and your locality will experience a shortage of dynamite.

145 @161 - Cut and paste, then ask them who wrote it: ‎"Coretta has a boyfriend! Coretta has a boyfriend!" The chants grew louder as a few more kids circled us. "She's not my g-girlfriend," I stammered. I looked to Coretta for some assistance, but she just stood there looking down at the ground. "Coretta's got a boyfriend! Why don't you kiss her, mister boyfriend?" "I'm not her boyfriend!" I shoulted. I ran up to Coretta and gave her a slight shove; she staggered back and looked up at me, but still said nothing. "Leave me alone!" I shouted again. And suddenly Coretta was running, faster and faster, until she disappeared from sight.

146

154 -

 

I stay away from such things, but a guess might be that if you come in there acting all crazy, in whatever their cliched impression of what a rabid Republican would do, they'll leave you up as an illustration.  But show up being all reasonable, and their puny little minds can't handle it. 

147 With all the FUs taking place around Obama, do you think it's possible he's being sabotaged?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
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good question. Two things:

1 - he has surrounded himself with incompetents like Plugs, so the FUs are unavoidable to a huge extent.

2 - there may be some "sabotage by neglect" going on. People aren't rushing to bail the bastard out. The Clintons are very good at deafening silence and subtle digs for instance. I bet there are many many in the Odministration sick of being overruled by Jarrett who aren't piping up when they could.

148 136 I wonder if Rush is contemplating retirement. Seems like the dude's got a guest host every other day anymore.

If any talk show guy would be deliriously happy retired, it's him.    Gotta wonder about Beck though.

149 And suddenly Coretta was running, faster and faster, until she disappeared from sight.

I guess she hit 88 mph.

150 Isn't this a glaring example of what will happen if Barky and the Dems get their way and get to pass their 'eat the rich' punitive taxes?
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They'll tell you it's because he wants free healthcare and a chance to express his love for his gay partner.

151 The ban, according to the Iranian ministry, comes as an attempt to protect confidential information, with accusations levied at foreign email providers for collecting private data from user email accounts.

When in reality, it's them trying to control they're populations communications.

Methinks they're about to pull something that will/would trigger protests and they're not about to have things happen worse than last time. They almost lost. They see Libya and the see Egypt and they see what Syria is doing.

Typical Islam comes down on the side of tyranny and imprisonment.

Well they do believe they're slaves of god.

152

Why is this not getting more mention than it has? ....This guy is probably a Barky supporter. ....He becomes an instant billionaire, and runs for cover from the taxes that Barky wants to impose on those evil rich people.<<<

 

He isn't escaping shit.  Look up the exit tax for renouncing citizenship.  It's a tax on net worth at fair market value, which means being taxed on unrealized gains.

153

 "WTF is The Illuminati?

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The gay Mafia. Its easy to spot them. They have shoes to die for and horrible breath. 

154 Well this would be funny if it weren't so sad and didn't involve mass censorship. Iran has been getting a lot of attention lately for its plans to increase its internet filtering -- and potentially even set up its own "safe" (read: heavily monitored) local internet. For now, as the filters have been going up, apparently lots of sophisticated internet users in Iran have been figuring out how to get around them. No problem. Iran's "supreme leader" Ayatollah Ali Khamenei simply issued a "fatwa" against using anti-filtering tools -- and that was published to the web.... where it was promptly filtered. Yes, you read that right. His attack on anti-filtering technology was itself a victim of the filter -- such that you couldn't read it unless you were using anti-filtering technology (the same technology the fatwa was condemning).

Apparently this happened because (of course) Iran's internet filter is so ridiculously unsophisticated that it works based on keywords -- and the mere mentioning of anti-filtering software likely set off the filters. Of course, while you might hope this would lead to a realization that such filters are not a good idea, somehow I doubt there will be any such epiphany.

155
172 And suddenly Coretta was running, faster and faster, until she disappeared from sight.
I guess she hit 88 mph.
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 14, 2012 01:03 PM (PEnme)


You crossed a bullying episode with a DeLorean? Heavy!

156 Even the use of the false name "Coretta" is racial with him.  Why the hell would he choose that name if he was looking to simply protect the true identity of the girl?

157 The steel firm closed in 2001 and Romney left Bain Capitol on 1999 to run the Olympics. obama and his commie pals are in panic mode and it shows.

I've taken a liking to streaming Chris Plante in the morning.  He talked about this a lot today.  He also stated that Bain invested in two steel companies (this one being one of them) by helping them update their operations and turn their failing company around.  I don't know the status of the other steel company vs. the workers highlighted in this one...but Plante did say that this company's employees were union and the other was not. 

But as Romeo13 said, the truth doesn't matter.  They just have to reach the low info voter who won't look into the actual facts.

158 Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

159 So, did anybody else gat layoff news on friday? So,yea, I'm a bit off today too. I got six months to find a new job. Could be worse I guess.

160 158 With all the FUs taking place around Obama, do you think it's possible he's being sabotaged?

 

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 14, 2012 12:58 PM (piMMO)

 

They live in a bubble. ....They watch liberal media.  No opposing viewpoints are allowed. ....They are not used to having their ideas challenged by the people around them.....so, they are out of touch with  how things look from other points of view.

 

No competition....causes brain stagnation. ....I think that this is what is happening, rather than intentional sabotage.

161 Ace was contracted by Greece to print the **new** drachma.

My sources tell me the new drachma will come on rolls, be squeezably soft and non-irritating. 

162 >>They'll tell you it's because he wants free healthcare and a chance to express his love for his gay partner.

They don't do that in Singapore.

163 183 So, did anybody else gat layoff news on friday? So,yea, I'm a bit off today too. I got six months to find a new job. Could be worse I guess.

Posted by: IP at May 14, 2012 01:08 PM (RLRka)

Good luck on your job search.

164 Because they are more pro-Occupy than they are pro-Obama. They are the hard left.
Posted by: chemjeff
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I guess. Thank God they're all sitting around in dirty diapers incapable of any effective action.

165 We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much! I miss being with you. I miss being *near* you. I miss your laugh!

166 >>I got six months to find a new job.

Are you a software controls engineer with three years of experience in aerospace and willing to move to Indiana?

167 How interesting that the pretend dark fat girl he bullied carried the same real or pretend name as Martin Luther King's wife? What a fucking coincidence. So the wife of the black apostle is now subjugated by the light black messiah? I guess he could have called her Mary.

168 Posted by: IP at May 14, 2012 01:08 PM (RLRka)

My condolences.  I've been there and it completely sucks.

Best of luck in your search. I hope you live in a decent area for jobs, comparatively speaking.

169 Isn't this a glaring example of what will happen if Barky and the Dems get their way and get to pass their 'eat the rich' punitive taxes?

Already happening.  US citizenship renunciations have spiked sharply in the past couple of years.

170 175....He isn't escaping shit. Look up the exit tax for renouncing citizenship. It's a tax on net worth at fair market value, which means being taxed on unrealized gains.

 

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 14, 2012 01:04 PM (CF4Y5)

 

He renounced his citizenship...in advance of...getting his billions. ....So it sounds like he got some tax-avoidance advice. ....Looks like he's going to get to take his money and run.

171 They don't do that in Singapore.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier
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Impossible. The United States is the most homophobic and uncaring country in the world.

Wait, I've got it. Saverin is Latino! He wants to flee the horrid racism! Phew, saved.

172 Or it could be, two heart Darth Cheney is at work in all of this with his tin hat powers and what not.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at May 14, 2012 01:11 PM (hXJOG)

He's using his former heart as a deep cover agent. It's all quite diabolical and rather wet.

173 Posted by: Dagny at May 14, 2012 01:10 PM (JoL4S)

Exactly!  There had to be a reason for using the name "Coretta."  Maybe it's an "I'm down with the struggle" thing that just wasn't thought out.

174 Bangcok makes a hard man humble

Me lub you long time!!

175 I'mmmmm  baaaaaack. 

176 200Bangcok makes a hard man humble

Me lub you long time!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 14, 2012 01:13 PM (CP+yl)

 

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine!

177

Anyone else see the White House's Mother's Day cards touting Obama care?  Had slogans like pregnancy is not a pre existing condition.   

 

Wonder if anyone suggested a baby is not a burden?

178 Already happening. US citizenship renunciations have spiked sharply in the past couple of years.
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This strikes me as dumb. I'd at least wait until the 2012 election.

I have the feeling, however, that many of those renouncers will be knocking for re-entrance if President Romney turns things around. And stupidly as always, we'll slaughter the fatted calf for them.

179 It's was a smarmy goof. The name thing. Remember this was actually written by a smartass rich white boy. He still thinks he's clever and all so he puts stuff like that in to see if anyone calls him on it.

But Obama wouldn't and so nobody else did.

Guys of a certain emotional and mental age do that kind of sophmoric bs just to see if anyone's paying attention. Then when they get away with it, they think they're so cool and clever.

Ayers is a white boy who's jealous of the black boy who wishes he weren't a boy.

180 big storm, Vic? We are praying for rain here....

181 So it all boils down to this...I get to vote for same sex marriage or marriage to multiple women....Voting for multiple women.

182 Wednesday I have a son coming home that just got out of grad school and can not find a job. I guess fun employment for him.

If he only cops to an associates degree in something, he can probably get a job at Walmart. 

183 No competition....causes brain stagnation. ....I think that this is what is happening, rather than intentional sabotage. Posted by: wheatie

Could be. Or it could be the result of a large and unwieldy staff trying to catch up with every twist and turn of a malignant narcissist. Obama's not so much of a leftist as he is an Obamanist. It really is all about him.

He thought tehs gheys would still donate like they did in 2008. When they started balking, he was forced against his will to cave. And look what he really said, he 'personally' would like to see states change their policies. States? States? When does the Left hold up Federalism as a good thing?

That's King Ego-tron speech for, "F'in fags! I'll say enough to excite the rubes among you and nothing more. How you like me now?"

184 Anyone else see the White House's Mother's Day cards touting Obama care? Had slogans like pregnancy is not a pre existing condition.

Wonder if anyone suggested a baby is not a burden?


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Oh yeah. Whole thread about it earlier.

185 big storm, Vic? We are praying for rain here....

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 14, 2012 01:16 PM (NAyRn)

Yeah, my neighbor's yard is a lake right now.

186 Coretta is Precious.

187 Occubama 2012: Lean FORWARD into the hemorrhage.

188 That little story was supposed to be parable and may or may not be true just like his story about the "New York Girlfriend." It may be a composite meant to inform us about some formative thing in Obama's makeup. In this case, he was peer pressured into bullying someone - he admits that he was weak - and that because he felt guilty about it, he has since given money to panhandlers, etc. It is meant to tell us that having been forced into being an oppressor, he now cares about "people like you" - people who are downtrodden, victims, different, etc. But, hell, it is likely made up. And whether he cares about little girls like Coretta (excellent catch, grognard, because the name is for sure made up) I am pretty sure he doesn't care about people like *me*.

189 208So it all boils down to this...I get to vote for same sex marriage or marriage to multiple women....Voting for multiple women.

Posted by: sTevo at May 14, 2012 01:17 PM (q1Tbv)

 

 

 

Mail-order bride businesses should see an uptic.

190 @193 Illinois. Just my luck. But hey, I'm 44, plenty of time before the death panels say I gotta go.

191 obama is a dildo douche-a-roni what gots teh gheys...

192 So, did anybody else gat layoff news on friday? So,yea, I'm a bit off
today too. I got six months to find a new job. Could be worse I guess.


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I'm sorry and, yes, it could be worse. Six months gives you time to look and to adjust emotionally.

193 Storm has left up state SC and headed to RDU.
Did you get you Lomotil?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 14, 2012 01:18 PM (hXJOG)

Yeah, just took some.

194 We need to pitch in and get ace an appointment for laser hair removal. The depilatory cream treatments take too much time and don't last nearly long enough.

195 This strikes me as dumb. I'd at least wait until the 2012 election.

We're in for 15-20 years of hardship.  It'll take that long, doing everything right, to unfuck this mess.  A lot of people are fleeing to Australia.  Lots of high paying jobs there in the mining/minerals industry.  The Aussies may be libtards at the moment, but they're not afraid to tap their mineral wealth and ship it to China.

196 I'm gonna go get drunk for lunch...who's with me?

197 It's raining right now in Sumter.

198 We're in for 15-20 years of hardship.
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WE are, but billionaires should have plenty to do. Tons of investment opportunities will open up as the EPA crumbles, schools start teaching again (Romney hinted darkly at using the Department of Education to kill teacher's unions, nyuk nyuk), the newly-comprised Supremes get a whack at affirmative action, the unions collapse, etc.

Lots of ground floor opportunities for folks with money I'd say.

199 222 We need to pitch in and get ace an appointment for laser hair removal. The depilatory cream treatments take too much time and don't last nearly long enough.

 

Posted by: Y-not at May 14, 2012 01:20 PM (5H6zj)

 

I've seen commercials for a thing called the 'No No'.....which looks like a little hand-held laser for do-it-yourself  hair removal. ....And much less expensive.

 

We could all chip in for one of those.

 

200 Looks like that storm is crossing the whole State

201 224 I'm gonna go get drunk for lunch...who's with me?

Posted by: model_1066 at May 14, 2012 01:21 PM (YbQJm)

Sounds like a good plan.

202 Eh, the kid with the Illuminati thing...that's been a thread in rap music for a while now.  Standard issue 'blame everyone else for my being a f***-up' crap.  But then, all I know about the Illuminati, I learned from these guys, so what do I know:

http://tinyurl.com/d7qxu

203

I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn't understand why Barack Obama would bully a fat black girl. "Even though Oprah endorsed him for President?" she asked pitifully.

I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her how the book with the bullying scene was really written by a white man who is a true believer and warrior for the cause of social justice, who was trying to illustrate that Our Gay-Black Messiah was once a child oppressed by racism and heteronormativism, and how lucky we are that he grew into the brave Lightworker we elected in 2008...

I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know why our Savior is really a failed human putz."

When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why is the media letting this be talked about? Don't they realize there is an existential war on? Don't they know there may be a Supreme Court opening to fill?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.

For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter's voice as she reminded me of Bill Ayers' famous quote ''I don't regret setting bombs.  I feel we didn't do enough.'' helped me to get through.

204 And I'm gonna get to work. You morons distract me. Damn Firefox just a click away from my work window!

205 I don't have an excessive hair problem.  Remember, I am 1/16th "Indian".  LOL.  To think that I maybe could have gotten into Stanford using that piece of "family lore."

206 Obama is getting some award from a woman's college right now.  Their highest award.

WTF has this asshole done to deserve an award? 

He loves gays, abortion and spending ungodly amounts of money.  THAT'S a PEACE PRIZE!!!!

207 Ace: Have the following: 1. Chocolate 2. Red Meat 3. Explosions (DVD, streaming, or video game) 4. Gunfire or Louder Explosions (shooting range or #3) 5. Breastesess for to be staring at-ness It's a surefire "eh, whatever" cure.

208 >>WTF has this asshole done to deserve an award?

He loves abortion and totalitarianism. That's all womyn care about.

209 CheChe,

That story, or variation of, never gets too old.

210 @237

Obama has gone through life being showered with awards, accolades and appointments he did nothing for.  What else is new?

211 Live feed of the Barnard commencement address:  http://tinyurl.com/82at5bl

212 Winston-Salem has been getting absolutely deluged all morning. Sun just broke through and the temp climbed ten degrees in half an hour.

213

Wheatie, I've researched renunciation thoroughly. If the State dept determines you're renouncing for tax avoidance, they can lay claim to your income for the next ten years.

 

If they want his money, they're taking his money - there's nowhere left you can put it out of their reach.  Wegelin & Co., the Swiss bank who closed all US operations because of the US' greedy dickmittens demanding they open their books on anyone they demanded, for pure fishing expeditions, was just forced into a sale.

 

You think the US is afraid to bully this little bastard? Think again.

214 "Romney's Commencement Speech at Liberty University  http://tinyurl.com/73p2gpo"

215 But then, all I know about the Illuminati, I learned from these guys, so what do I know:

http://tinyurl.com/d7qxu

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica City DMV at May 14, 2012 01:28 PM (GBXon)

Awesome game.  At GenCon 2005, I went to the SJG booth to buy the expansion pack.  Ended up buying it from Steve Jackson himself.  Cool guy.

216 Lots of ground floor opportunities for folks with money I'd say.

These days, there's lots of countries with less hostile business environments than the USA.   The USA as the world understood it for the past 60 years is gasping its last dying breaths, and I don't see anyone in the political class who is treating this seriously.

The economic plenty of the post war era was due to a "last man standing" phenomenon that persisted for about 40 years.  We literally had no viable international competition, because they'd all been decimated during the war.

That "grace period" is over, gone, kaput, but nobody wants to recognize or accept that we're now in a painful period of "reversion to the norm" where we don't have that post-war advantage, and in fact we're cripplingly handicapped by idiotic policies that assumed that era of plenty was the new normal for the USA rather than a special one-time gift.

217 Hee.

It doesn't matter that he says it has nothing to do with the Obamas. And, it doesn't matter if that statement is true or false. What does matter is that every single person in the country know that a former Obama speechwriter is responsible for it.

http://ti.me/JDAnv4

Let the presumptions commence.

218 But why did Kodak have a hidden nuclear reactor loaded with weapons-grade uranium? And how did they get permission to own it, let alone install it in a basement in the middle of a densely populated city?

Nobody really knows. Kodak officials now admit that they never made any public announcement about it. In fact, nobody in the city—officials, police or firemen—or in the state of New York or anywhere else knew about it until it was recently leaked by an ex-employee. Its existence and whereabouts were purposely kept vague and only a few engineers and Federal employees really knew about the project.

It's extremely strange that Kodak managed to get something like this. According to Miles Pomper, from the Center for Nonproliferation Studies in Washington. it's "such an odd situation because private companies just don't have this material." While 3.5 pounds of weapons-grade uranium is not enough to create a nuclear bomb, illegal arm merchants are seeking small amounts like this to put them for sale in the black market—which is why the United States has such a tight control on this material. The government doesn't want Iran or al-Qaeda getting their hands all over the atomic candy for obvious reasons.

Kodak's purpose for the reactor wasn't sinister: they used it to check materials for impurities as well as neutron radiography testing. The reactor, a Californium Neutron Flux multiplier (CFX) was acquired in 1974 and loaded with three and a half pounds of enriched uranium plates placed around a californium-252 core.

219 "WTF is The Illuminati?

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I'm not sure but I think it is guys at a Klan rally who let their robes get too close to the burning cross.

220 >>You think the US is afraid to bully this little bastard? Think again.

If he was an Obama donor, Obama's State Dept. won't do dick.

221 It doesn't matter that he says it has nothing to do with the Obamas. And, it doesn't matter if that statement is true or false. What does matter is that every single person in the country know that a former Obama speechwriter is responsible for it.

http://ti.me/JDAnv4

Let the presumptions commence.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 14, 2012 01:41 PM

I predict two things:  It won't be funny and it won't last 13 weeks. 

222 >>What does matter is that every single person in the country know
that a former Obama speechwriter is responsible for it.

Bill Pullman? Jenna Elfman? They're making fun of the Romneys, not the Obamas.

223 Anybody know anything about Mora knives? I'm looking at their fixed blade knives and they get great reviews on Amazon yet they're priced in the $12-20 range.

224

But why did Kodak have a hidden nuclear reactor loaded with weapons-grade uranium? And how did they get permission to own it,

 

Where do I get one?  FIFM

 

Arrgggh, today has been a day of tiny disasters, though if this is the worst that happens, I'll take it, but by the insanity of cthulhu it's annoying.

 

 

225

Afternoon, all!   Busy day for me so far.  I hope everyone else is having a good day!

 

So.  Apparently one of the biggest contributors to AGW in the UK is    (drumroll please)

 

**DRUMROLL**

 

Milk being poured down the sink!

 

...

 

No, seriously:  http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2012-05/uoe-wmi051112.php

 

According to a University of Edinburgh study:

 

"Milk poured down Britain's kitchen sinks each year creates a carbon footprint equivalent to thousands of car exhaust emissions, research shows.

 

Scientists say the 360,000 tonnes of milk wasted in the UK each year creates greenhouse gas emissions equivalent to 100,000 tonnes of CO2. The study by the University of Edinburgh says this is the same as is emitted by about 20,000 cars annually..."

 

So, there you go.   The world is fucked because Brits waste milk.

 

You can't make this shit up.

 

(H/T Weasel Zippers)

226 Bill Pullman? Jenna Elfman? They're making fun of the Romneys, not the Obamas.


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People will read into it.

227 Bill Pullman? Jenna Elfman? They're making fun of the Romneys, not the Obamas.


My prediction?  Pullman is the conservative-leaning President that is constantly made to look like an idiot by the wise, liberal Elfman.

These people don't have an original thought in their bodies.

I also predict an "alien invasion" joke within the first 3 episodes.

228 Ogabe is yakking it  at Barnard College right now. He had noted woman - Jill Abramson - kicked out so he could speak to the young wymyns about their issues.

Our 1st gay president ain't afraid to let his feminine side out

229 So, there you go. The world is fucked because Brits waste milk.

You can't make this shit up.


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they should be happy about it. Had it been consumed it would have resulted in even more gasses being released.

230 So, there you go. The world is fucked because Brits waste milk.

Keep calm, and carry on.

231 244
Wheatie, I've researched renunciation thoroughly. If the State dept determines you're renouncing for tax avoidance, they can lay claim to your income for the next ten years.

  If they want his money, they're taking his money - there's nowhere left you can put it out of their reach. Wegelin Co., the Swiss bank who closed all US operations because of the US' greedy dickmittens demanding they open their books on anyone they demanded, for pure fishing expeditions, was just forced into a sale.

  You think the US is afraid to bully this little bastard? Think again.

 

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 14, 2012 01:36 PM (CF4Y5)

 

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Thanks, EoJ. ....I haven't researched renouncing, since that's not something I would even consider.

 

While I hate the idea of governmental  bullying.....in the case of this little shit, Saverin, he deserves it. ....The Facebook founders are all a bunch of liberals who have helped to give us the Barky regime. ....And just like the Hollywood hypocrites, this little hypocrite is wanting to take his money and run from the very things that he has helped to create.

232 Ogabe is yakking it at Barnard College right now. He had noted woman - Jill Abramson - kicked out so he could speak to the young wymyns about their issues.


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It's nice to see him investing in his youthful looks again.

233 >>People will read into it.

Stodgy old guy, blonde wife?  You bet they'll read into it.

234 And just like the Hollywood hypocrites, this little hypocrite is wanting to take his money and run from the very things that he has helped to create.

Posted by: wheatie at May 14, 2012 01:50 PM (vKg3c)

It's the California Effect: The cockroaches can never imagine that they are the ones spreading filth. Metaphorically, of course.

235 So, there you go. The world is fucked because Brits waste milk.

Last year it was cow farts.  Next year it'll be garbage dumps, or decomposing condoms tossed out car windows by teenagers. 

236 When he lived overseas, his mother would wake him early in the morning for his English lessons.

So, English isn't even his native language.

237 Did I hear that correctly?

238

The Brits are intent on marching single file into idiocy. .....There was something in the news last week, about a new rule for the public school teachers over there....

 

'Teachers are forbidden from marking more than 3 misspelled words as 'wrong' on a student's paper.' .....That will probably catch on soon over here, too.  *facepalm*

239 Occubama 2012: Lean FORWARD into the hemorrhage hemorrhoid.
Fixed!

240

Next year it'll be garbage dumps, or decomposing condoms tossed out car windows by teenagers.

 

When are people going to learn that reuse and recycling is the only way to save mother earth?

241

I'm sure this has been discussed here at the HQ, but I missed it.    Anyway, the unconscionable intelligence leak last week about the CIA foiling a new version of the "underwear bomb?"  Yeah, turns out it wasn't the CIA.

 

At the PJ Tatler:  http://tiny.cc/v37aew

 

BOMBSHELL: Al-Qaeda Infiltrator was Working for Brits not CIA, Cover Blown for Election Year Politics

 

Just a week ago the establishment media was aflutter with news that a CIA double-agent had thwarted a new type of underwear bomb attack targeting U.S. flights in a plot devised by al-Qaeda of the Arabian Peninsula.

 

But as the week progressed, a developing bombshell story got buried under President ObamaÂ’s gay marriage announcement. Not only is the supposed CIA asset not a CIA asset at all, but the entire operation was exposed prematurely and the double-agentÂ’s life was immediately threatened by an intelligence leak that very well may have come out of the White House for political gain...

242 You think the US is afraid to bully this little bastard? Think again. Two important phrases, untraceable foreign donations and protection money.

243 'Teachers are forbidden from marking more than 3 misspelled words as 'wrong' on a student's paper.' .....That will probably catch on soon over here, too. *facepalm*

Posted by: wheatie at May 14, 2012 01:55 PM (vKg3c)

 

Oh for the love...   As if    modern high school grads aren't already illiterate.

244 So I guess the government should ration milk. Is that the answer you communist fucks?

245 Where's the cobloggers?

246 life was immediately threatened by an intelligence leak that very well may have come out of the White House for political gain

Shocker that.

247

Where's the cobloggers?

 

Someone has to hold the Ewok down so they can perform his colonoscopy and flea dip.

248 276 Where's the cobloggers?

Posted by: © Sponge at May 14, 2012 02:00 PM (UK9cE)

Still trying to figure out where the ewoks are going?

249 275 So I guess the government should ration milk. Is that the answer you communist fucks?

Posted by: Dagny at May 14, 2012 01:59 PM (JoL4S)

 

They'll SUGGEST that individuals only purchase X-liters of milk per week.  If you choose to buy more than that you can, but you'll be charged an additional "carbon offset" tax     for every     extra liter.      Bank on it.

250 #165  Hey wheatie,  I follow a kid named milo9 on Twitter who is as close to an Occupy type as you can get.  I gave him the link to that article on the Facebook guy leaving,  and you know what he said?

"I think it would be better if ALL the 1% left!"

Honest to God.  I asked him who would provide the jobs and pay the taxes to support the government programs.  He never answered me.

Those people are consumed with envy (one of those things we are admonished to avoid in the Ten Commandments).  It's making them irrational and nuts!

251 Did IHC that Obama was taught English while living overseas?

252 Psst. Hey buddy, fresh whole milk, right here.

253 Hehe .... Lightsquared just filed for BK .

254

(one of those things we are admonished to avoid in the Ten Commandments)

 

Don't you mean Six Commandments?

255
"Obama commercial calls Romney a vampire"






Mitt Romney - Clan Ventrue.

256 "Obama commercial calls Romney a vampire" I've been called worse

257 Ironic, considering it's Obama who sucks.

258 Hehe .... Lightsquared just filed for BK .Posted by: Bill D. Cat

Tango down.

259 >>They'll SUGGEST that individuals only purchase X-liters of milk per week.

Yeah, I've seen the "carbon footprint of wasted food destroying the planet" crap out of Britain before, with the exhortations to buy less food.  You greedy bastards, how DARE you buy six bananas when you can only eat five before they go bad?!

And Britain has garbage police to sort through people's refuse and harass pensioners if they accidentally put a #2 plastic container in the recycle bin for #1 plastic (let alone actually into the *gasp* trash).

Meanwhile, Islamists on welfare agitate against the British government. Ho-hum.

260

VAMPIRA

http://tinyurl.com/3338jmz

261 Romney is a vampire, but Obama is the BK Broiler. Another one down.

262 Well since everyone is taking a day off, thats what I'll do. Rent some iced tea, and sit around.

263

284Hehe .... Lightsquared just filed for BK

 

I like my Whopper with Cheesesquared....and bacon.

264 HHS Awards $5.9 Million Grant To Program Run By One of ObamaÂ’s Closest FriendsÂ…

265 281 #165 Hey wheatie, I follow a kid named milo9 on Twitter who is as close to an Occupy type as you can get. I gave him the link to that article on the Facebook guy leaving, and you know what he said? "I think it would be better if ALL the 1% left!" Honest to God. I asked him who would provide the jobs and pay the taxes to support the government programs. He never answered me. Those people are consumed with envy (one of those things we are admonished to avoid in the Ten Commandments). It's making them irrational and nuts! Posted by: Miss Marple at May 14, 2012 02:03 PM (GoIUi) -----
They're total fucking idiots. Since the Zero endorsed this occu-filth I've been overwhelmed with asshat lib friends spamming me with OWS tripe in addition to the regular regurgitation of Soros funded agitprop. The sad thing is, people like that are running the Donk party and have the majority in the Senate.

266 "I've been called worse."

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 14, 2012 02:05 PM (05RcU)

Probably on AOSHQ.

267 They just showed film on MSNBC of Romney glistening in the sunshine.

268

Romney sparkles - he's a vampire.

Obama sparkles - he's teh ghey

269

“WeÂ’re not a party of ‘young guns,Â’ ” bemoans one senior party strategist, a reference to the 40-something clique of House GOP leaders—Reps. Eric Cantor of Virginia, Paul Ryan of Wisconsin, and Kevin McCarthy of California.

“Just look at the landscape. There’s a real dearth of talented, dynamic communicators right now in the caucus,” said the source, who requested anonymity in order to speak freely about the leadership. “People are either too liberal, or too conservative … or too old.”

That is debatable; that the triumvirate of House Democratic leaders assuredly is not composed of “young guns” is not.

Pelosi, of California, and Minority Whip Steny Hoyer of Maryland are both 72. Assistant Minority Leader James Clyburn of South Carolina, the highest-ranking African-American member of Congress, is 71. By comparison, Speaker John Boehner of Ohio is 62, Majority Leader Cantor is 48, and Majority Whip McCarthy is 47.

270

300They just showed film on MSNBC of Romney glistening in the sunshine.

 

I sometimes glisten, but then again I'm covered in aloe vera gel and am the mayor of Glistenville, CO. You can pry my gel from my cold, glistening hands. Or not.

271

281, 165........Honest to God. I asked him who would provide the jobs and pay the taxes to support the government programs. He never answered me.

 

Those people are consumed with envy (one of those things we are admonished to avoid in the Ten Commandments). It's making them irrational and nuts!

 

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 14, 2012 02:03 PM (GoIUi) 

 

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Sickening, isn't it? .....And it's clear why liberals don't want the Ten Commandments seen....it condemns things like Lying, Stealing and Coveting thy neighbor's things.

 

They also love to promote Darwin's theory of Evolution.....but when it comes to 'survival of the fittest' with their own species....humans....then, it's: "No no no! That's Social Darwinism....we can't have that!"

272 284 Hehe .... Lightsquared just filed for BK . Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 14, 2012 02:04 PM (npr0X) -----
I enjoy seeing the failure of stupid ideas but I know that somewhere there's dozens of big dollar Donk donors making shit loads of money while the companies go bankrupt. Just like Solyndra. These bastards make the Ulysses Grant administration look like pikers on corruption.

273 Hey wheatie, I follow a kid named milo9 on Twitter who is as close to an Occupy type as you can get. I gave him the link to that article on the Facebook guy leaving, and you know what he said?

"I think it would be better if ALL the 1% left!"

Somebody retweeted a comment for a commie OWS type who stated that if there were no upper class, there would be no homelessness or poverty.  This is apparently a popular belief amongst the "progressive" set.

How they come up with that conclusion I'm not sure.  Unicorns and cursed Egyptian artifacts may be involved.

274 Powning milf in a kitchun senk can cauze groinal warmening!

275 I thought "The Amateur" was a book about the poigniant struggles of a young African-American golfer. Turns out it's about a narcissist who fucks up an entire country.

276 297 I've been overwhelmed with asshat lib friends spamming me with OWS tripe in addition to the regular regurgitation of Soros funded agitprop. I have no Leftist friends since the only non-sapient friends I've ever made were dogs. Hippies, while smelling very similar, don't have a tail to wag. So the only sapient friends I claim are ones that are not leftist. See, sapiency as a condition to friendship eliminates so many issues.

277 I plain to go to jernalizm skool aftur I graderate. ...Or perhops go into educashun and becum a teechur.

278 We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread... we also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "frogurt"!

279 Posted by: Inspector Asshole at May 14, 2012 02:27 PM (YSyyZ) -----
Very true, but I have to interact with them at work. They seemed OK before Teh won got elected and the country took a hard left. I could tolerate a small amount of Gw Bush bashing but now the bastards are completely out of hand. I'm trying to relocate to a red state but with the 0bama economy it's difficult. Ten years ago I didn't even know who Soros was or how completely fucked up the Donk party was. Now I know better.

280 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.