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April 03, 2012

Oh My: Female Spy Was Getting Close To Hillary Clinton
— Ace

Now, two points:

First of all, it's now said that while there was a female spy working her way up the Democratic food chain, it wasn't Anna Chapman. The BBC report ran Anna Chapman's picture to illustrate the story, but the FBI intelligence officer never said that Anna Chapman was the spy getting close to a "sitting cabinet member."

Turns out, it wasn't her. It was another female spy in that same spy ring.

Second point:

Despite the baiting headline, there is no... well, there is not necessarily a sex angle. The spy was gaining "friends" in the Democratic Party the usual way-- by associating with fundraisers.

She'd gained the confidence of one Hillary's fundraiser buddies.

The "honey trap" feared probably involved a scheme to entrap her fundraiser buddy, and then, via him, secure information/influence. Or at least get an introduction, socially, to Hillary.

That's my guess.

Full story here.

[T]he FBI says he wasn't talking about her at all. Instead, officials at the Department of Justice told ABC News Figliuzzi was referring to another of the arrested spies, Cynthia Murphy.
According to court documents relating to the spies' arrest, Murphy had been in contact with a fundraiser and "personal friend" of Hillary Clinton, who took the office of Secretary of State in January 2009. The fundraiser, Alan Patricof, said in a statement in 2010 had retained Murphy's financial services firm more than two years before, had met with her a few times and spoke with her on the phone frequently. Patricof said they "never" spoke about politics, the government or world affairs.
A spokesperson for Clinton told ABC News in 2010 that at the time there was "no reason to think the Secretary was a target of this spy ring."

Oh, you think that fundraiser Alan Patricof was the target? You think the Kremlin activated Agent SUGART*TS get close to Alan Patricof, whoever the hell that is?

Update: This is actually old.

This was reported in 2010, but I don't remember any media interest in the story. I never heard about it.

One of the accused Russian sleeper spies may have been trying to worm her way into Secretary of State Clinton's circle of high-powered friends.
Suspect Cynthia Murphy worked at a downtown financial firm that appears to have put her in contact with Alan Patricof, a New York venture capitalist and top Democratic donor who was a finance chairman of Clinton's 2008 presidential campaign.

So, is Cynthia Murphy hot?

No, not really. Kind of affably plain.

... and that's why they ran the picture of Anna Chapman.

Posted by: Ace at 09:56 AM | Comments (234)
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1 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 09:57 AM (8y9MW)

2 I detect carpets being munched ( NTTAWWT )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, lighting his hair on FIRE at April 03, 2012 09:57 AM (Dll6b)

3 Back off bitch! She's mine!

Posted by: Huma at April 03, 2012 09:58 AM (RD7QR)

4 Isn't Hillary already honey-trapped by the Muslim Brotherhood?

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 09:58 AM (GTbGH)

5 I'm pretty sure , having a soviet spy get close was no hardship for this administration.

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 09:59 AM (TomZ9)

6 Are you kidding? She wasn't trying to get information; she just wanted me to give her the greatest sex of her life!

Posted by: Alan Patricof at April 03, 2012 09:59 AM (ggRof)

7 If I were trying to trap Hildebeast, I would use ripe carrion for bait.

Posted by: maddogg at April 03, 2012 10:00 AM (OlN4e)

8 Tuna

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 10:00 AM (GTbGH)

9 Hillary," you want our military secrets?"
"I thought they were already given to Putin "
"nevermind, which missile secrets did you want?"

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 10:01 AM (TomZ9)

10 The Lecherous Lust of Leering Ladies in Leftist Government

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, lighting his hair on FIRE at April 03, 2012 10:01 AM (Dll6b)

11 She's making jello salad, and that's hot.

Posted by: toby928© Lutheran at April 03, 2012 10:02 AM (GTbGH)

12 Hmmm.
Now I know what she really meant by "reset button".

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 03, 2012 10:02 AM (Qxdfp)

13 Suddenly lost my appetite.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 03, 2012 10:02 AM (Sh42X)

14 Not that anyone really cares, but Patricoff founded a private equity investment firm that is among the largest in the world. And, apparently, he likes to get KGB chicks in his Lubyanka.

Posted by: MTF at April 03, 2012 10:02 AM (JOnLy)

15 Someone wanted to get in her pants(uit).

Posted by: USA at April 03, 2012 10:03 AM (6Cjut)

16 Well, doesn't Cynthia look just like little all american goody two shoes miss american pie suzy fukkin' homemaker in that shot.

Posted by: maddogg at April 03, 2012 10:03 AM (OlN4e)

17 "So, is Cynthia Murphy hot?
No, not really."
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I don't know...stick a garter belt on her and die her hair red...I'm good to go.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 03, 2012 10:04 AM (H84UO)

18 Russian built tuna sub.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 03, 2012 10:04 AM (Qxdfp)

19 Using Bill to get to Hillary? Hell, he did Lewinsky, after all...

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at April 03, 2012 10:04 AM (+3fAP)

20 The successor to the KGB is the SVR (Служба Внешней Разведки Sluzhba Vneshney Razvedki). The SVR could have been targeting fundraisers on the theory that they could get access through one and gather information. On the other hand, the carpet munching angle is much more salacious, so let's run with that. Because, sex.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 03, 2012 10:04 AM (RD7QR)

21 "One of the accused Russian sleeper spies may have been trying to worm her way into Secretary of State Clinton's circle of high-powered friends."

I suspect a different angle. Hillary Clinton via Huma Abedin via Anthony Weiner.

Posted by: crosspatch at April 03, 2012 10:04 AM (ZbLJZ)

22 Wasn't the "honey trap" Bill's special surprise any time Hillary opened her legs?

Posted by: ThrowingUpinPhoenix at April 03, 2012 10:04 AM (yWDpP)

23 She might have the same robo ass as Chapman. We need another angle.

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 10:05 AM (GTbGH)

24 Poor Houma! Why didn't that douchebag Weiner self-destruct before he anchored her with a baby?

She thought she was heading for the White House, and now she's stuck with a scandalized mope.

Posted by: Kensington at April 03, 2012 10:05 AM (H84UO)

25 Is that home-made pudding she is preparing?

Posted by: krakatoa at April 03, 2012 10:05 AM (Ex9on)

26 >>She's making jello salad, and that's hot.

Especially if you double the horseradish.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 03, 2012 10:06 AM (ZKzrr)

Notice that Russia was going after the Hilary or the "conservative" wing of the Obama administration.

They do not need espionage to get close to the majority of the administration.

I miss Hubert Humphrey and JFK. At least they knew Russia was not our friend.

Posted by: rd at April 03, 2012 10:06 AM (9sUlj)

28 Memo to Russia/KGB: No need for spies anymore. Communists occupy the White House.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 03, 2012 10:06 AM (jUytm)

29 Looks like she's whipping up a "Better Than Sex" cake.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 10:06 AM (UOM48)

30 yob tvoyu mat, tovarishi.......

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, lighting his hair on FIRE at April 03, 2012 10:07 AM (Dll6b)

Maybe this is why Putin and Medvedev are afraid of Romney?

Their sexy spies might not be very effective with a Romney administration.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 10:07 AM (+5U+B)

32 25She might have the same robo ass as Chapman. We need another angle.

Posted by: toby928Â© at April 03, 2012 02:05 PM (GTbGH)

I have to admit, Chapman's ass could launch a thousand ships. Primo!

Posted by: maddogg at April 03, 2012 10:07 AM (OlN4e)

33 Excuse me, you mentioned Anna Chapman and give me a picture of this troll. Where the f*ck is my Anna Chapman pic?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 03, 2012 10:07 AM (da5Wo)

34 I was a spy, too!
...
Are you going to finish that?

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at April 03, 2012 10:07 AM (H84UO)

35 SVR is the successor to the KGB. Think carpet munching rather than carpet bombing.

Posted by: USA at April 03, 2012 10:07 AM (6Cjut)

She's not smokin' hot, but she's pretty.

Most guys are scared to approach "smokin' hot", but they figure they have a chance with "pretty"....

Is "Cynthia Murray" her real name, or her "cover" name?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 03, 2012 10:07 AM (0xqzf)

37 I mean really. What do our Leftist enemies need with espionage now that our federal government is run by '60's radicals?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 03, 2012 10:08 AM (jUytm)

38 And yet we get no Anna Chapman. Why do you hate us? I mean besides all the obvious reasons, besides those, what did we do this time?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 10:08 AM (VtjlW)

39 Hmmmm, lets see...

Homemaker or hawt sex kitten with the GREAT ASS?

Hmmm.....on one hand you know you'll get the most fucking awesome breakfast the next morning. On the other, your balls will be drained so thoroughly you may not ever fear getting kicked in the jimmies again.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2012 10:08 AM (GQ8sn)

40 Russian spies. Democrat machine. Nothing new here.

Posted by: vinman at April 03, 2012 10:08 AM (nEvyg)

41 I am heartened it wasn't Anna Chapman, although an alternate fantasy could have been conceived, just not including Hillary.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2012 10:08 AM (JIDLg)

42 At this point, who gives a fig about espionage? We apparently give PFC's with disciplinary problems the keys to the castle already. And the minute Obama gets his ass kicked out of Office, he'll be speaking to and meeting with the highest bidders for the rest of his life. What do you think he'll tell Vlad then?

Posted by: lincolntf at April 03, 2012 10:08 AM (hiMsy)

43 With women, its not always about Miss Right.....sometimes its about Miss Right Now.

I'm generally looking for Miss Right-Kind-of-Daddy-Issues.

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 10:09 AM (tlK1P)

44 She was going to bait Hillary with some Rice Krispy squares?

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2012 10:09 AM (5H6zj)

45 Operation Moose and Squirrel.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2012 10:09 AM (GQ8sn)

46 It vas my jhob to debrief her.

Posted by: Anna Chapman at April 03, 2012 10:10 AM (H84UO)

47 you never know how she cleans up. she's tall and thin and has those slavic cheekbones. might be a lot more fetching in a gown, all dolled up.

Posted by: ace at April 03, 2012 10:10 AM (nj1bB)

48 I think I would like to get a smackeral of honey from her honey pot.

Posted by: Hilary the Pooh at April 03, 2012 10:10 AM (1grxW)

>>She's making jello salad, and that's hot.

Especially if you double the horseradish.

Needz moar Nilla wafers.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 10:10 AM (VtjlW)

50 Too bad this one didn't try to get in closer to the Department of Homeland Security.

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Big Sis at April 03, 2012 10:10 AM (GFBs2)

51 Cattle futures is what makes Hillary drip. They say Houma used to MOO during sex with Hillary.

Posted by: Pooter Hound at April 03, 2012 10:11 AM (0TdUk)

52 43 Russian spies. Democrat machine. Nothing new here.

Posted by: vinman at April 03, 2012 02:08 PM (nEvyg)

FDR had a Soviet spy as an adviser (and I'm too lazy to search for his name now). And probably knew he was a spy for Stalin, and did nothing about it.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 03, 2012 10:11 AM (RD7QR)

53 If she was making a sandwich, that would be hot.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 03, 2012 10:11 AM (tf9Ne)

54 ...all dolled up. My gram used to say that.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 03, 2012 10:11 AM (jUytm)

55 She looks like that chick from "The Event", the alien resistance leader's mom who wanted to keep things peaceful with humans.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2012 10:12 AM (GQ8sn)

56 Good gawd, she looks almost just like Hilary. Quick, check her for cankles.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 03, 2012 10:12 AM (1grxW)

57 Drat you all to heck, now I want Rice Krispy squares. And, no, that's not any type of euphemism.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 10:12 AM (VtjlW)

58 Democrats like that cooking shit. Check out the big ole rack on Sandra Lee while she's whippin up a Cuomo shake.

Posted by: Pooter Hound at April 03, 2012 10:12 AM (0TdUk)

She looks like that chick from "The Event", the alien resistance leader's mom who wanted to keep things peaceful with humans.

What's her face, the doctor with the limp from ER. No, I am not going to IMDB to look, that's cheating.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 10:13 AM (VtjlW)

60 you never know how she cleans up. she's tall and thin and has those slavic cheekbones. might be a lot more fetching in a gown, all dolled up.

Most women fall into that middle ground where a little bit of effort makes them look good. Plus, there's always the horny homemaker fantasy.

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 10:13 AM (tlK1P)

61 Speaking of cooking. I'm now eating one of the banana bread muffins (with chocolate chips) my wife made last night.

And you aren't. /mockinglaughter

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 10:13 AM (8y9MW)

62 Catholic school girl outfit.......see, Megyn Kelly is hawt. Now imagine Megyn Kelly in a Catholic School girl outfit....walking hand in hand with Katy Perry, also wearing a Catholic School girl outfit.....

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 03, 2012 02:12 PM (OWjjx)

Dammit, I'm at work!

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 03, 2012 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

63 Catholic school girl outfit.......see, Megyn Kelly is hawt. Now imagine Megyn Kelly in a Catholic School girl outfit....walking hand in hand with Katy Perry, also wearing a Catholic School girl outfit.....

The sound you just heard is a million bunks being shattered to pieces.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2012 10:13 AM (GQ8sn)

64 I'd hit it. Well, I'd hit the cake she's making. I'd gobble it up like a viking.

I don't get it. Anna Chapman at least looked like a Bond girl, like if Jewel "Kaylee" Staite went to Jennifer Aniston's stylist and told her "do what you did for her in Horrible Bosses". This one looks like she could totally give away the secrets to next week's Lutheran picnic. In the newsletter.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 10:13 AM (QTHTd)

65 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 03, 2012 10:14 AM (5Rurq)

66 Ho-hum. Nice, well-maintained bamboo plant BTW. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 03, 2012 10:14 AM (71LDo)

67 Did anyone check the Chi Com angle? All that bamboo and blue-patterned porcelain is suspicious.

Posted by: Pooter Hound at April 03, 2012 10:14 AM (0TdUk)

51 you never know how she cleans up. she's tall and thin and has those slavic cheekbones. might be a lot more fetching in a gown, all dolled up.

Or in a black leather dominatrix outfit....with a whip.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 10:14 AM (+5U+B)

69 What's her face, the doctor with the limp from ER. No, I am not going to IMDB to look, that's cheating.

Yeah, that's her. I'm not going to IMDB either. Takes too fucking long.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2012 10:14 AM (GQ8sn)

70 Plus, there's always the horny homemaker fantasy.

...faster and faster, she beat the batter like it had never been beaten before ...

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 10:15 AM (GTbGH)

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 02:13 PM (8y9MW)

I am calling you some very non-Christian names right now.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 10:15 AM (VtjlW)

72 So, is Cynthia Murphy hot? No, not really. Kind of affably plain. Yes, but you know... her boobies look really sexy when you're looking up at them from across her carpet...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 03, 2012 10:15 AM (niZvt)

73 Human (who thanks to Breitbart and Ace you now all know who she is) was gonna be jealllllloouuus.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 10:15 AM (RfvTE)

74 In the greatest of all ironies the svr spent milliions of precious black market dollars etablishing and running a second rate spy ring to get secrets from the obama administration by cozying up to administration officials, when ALL THEY HAD TO DO IS ASK! zero: "Hey med, jsut tell vald that is a sill waste of time if you need to know something i have not already told you jsut ask ok? all this cloak and dagger nonsense is wasting my time." medvedev: :I will transmit your message to vlad."

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:16 AM (Z9EHQ)

75 "Drat you all to heck, now I want Rice Krispy squares. And, no, that's not any type of euphemism."
===============

I geev you Rice Kreespy sqvares, and you geev me launch codes, dah?

Posted by: Anna Chapman at April 03, 2012 10:16 AM (H84UO)

76 correction

Huma Weiner

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 10:16 AM (RfvTE)

77 This one looks like she could totally give away the secrets to next week's Lutheran picnic. In the newsletter.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 02:13 PM (QTHTd)

Atomic jello molds and thermonuclear hot dish. With diced celery.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 03, 2012 10:16 AM (RD7QR)

78 I don't think honeypot spy traps work on Democrats. No shame and their constituency don't give a fig.

Posted by: Speller at April 03, 2012 10:17 AM (J74Py)

79 wheatie at April 03, 2012 02:14 PM (+5U+B) aren't slavic cheekbones usually down around chin level?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:17 AM (Z9EHQ)

80 Well... She's not the sexiest thing in God's Green Creation, and her carpeting has probably been worn ragged over the years. But I'd hit it. Like Diana's limo hitting a concrete tunnel wall.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 10:17 AM (niZvt)

81 85 wheatie at April 03, 2012 02:14 PM (+5U+B) aren't slavic cheekbones usually down around chin level? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 02:17 PM (Z9EHQ) I like to keep mine at roughly a girl's pubic level.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 10:18 AM (niZvt)

82 "you never know how she cleans up. she's tall and thin and has those slavic cheekbones. might be a lot more fetching in a gown, all dolled up.

Or in a black leather dominatrix outfit....with a whip."
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Or in thigh-highs with some spiky heels!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 03, 2012 10:18 AM (H84UO)

83 I don't think honeypot spy traps work on Democrats.

The challenge Communist spies would have in this administration is to get them to shut up. "NO, I fucking TOLD you, I don't even WANT to know the nuclear launch codes! You know how god-damned obvious that would be?!"

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 10:18 AM (QTHTd)

84 Obviously, she's in disguise, Ace. Put makeup & a wig on her & give her an ass transplant.

Posted by: mike at April 03, 2012 10:18 AM (fsTVa)

85 Huma Weiner Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 02:16 PM (RfvTE) yep. she is the palestinian spy?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:18 AM (Z9EHQ)

86 Like Diana's limo hitting a concrete tunnel wall.

So it's the last thing you'd ever do?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 10:18 AM (8y9MW)

87 67 Speaking of cooking. I'm now eating one of the banana bread muffins (with chocolate chips) my wife made last night. --- Mmmm.... Does she put rum in it? 'Cause it's even better with rum.

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2012 10:19 AM (5H6zj)

88 Cynthia Murphy is hot, very hot by local standards. Even with those razor sharp tungsten elbows.

Posted by: Bob Saget at April 03, 2012 10:19 AM (SDkq3)

85.....aren't slavic cheekbones usually down around chin level?

Whose chin?

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 10:20 AM (+5U+B)

90 Does she put rum in it? 'Cause it's even better with rum.

I don't think so. I try not to interfere with her baking. I cook, she bakes. It works out well.

I should have a Red Velvet Cheesecake waiting for me when I get home, too.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 10:20 AM (8y9MW)

91 Kinda makes you wonder how the Russians pick who gets to "turn" who. All the Anna Chapman's for male US targets, all the Cynthia Murphy's for the female US targets.

hehe

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2012 10:20 AM (GQ8sn)

92 Softball coach plain. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 03, 2012 10:20 AM (6BgmB)

93 Wonder what her real name is. Svetlana Fukiloff Fukilova?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 10:21 AM (niZvt)

94 Well kiss my reset button!

Posted by: Chilary Hinton at April 03, 2012 10:21 AM (6Cjut)

95 So, what about her would make her sell out her country?

Posted by: mike at April 03, 2012 10:21 AM (fsTVa)

Seriously though....I always thought that 'slavic cheekbones' referred to high cheekbones.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 10:21 AM (+5U+B)

97 I have a couple of friends of slavic descent and after the whole anna spy thing broke they went old school, like moronettes on michelle obama, on how anna chapman is in no way a slavic beauty. much like reading the moronette citiques of michelle I could hardly take a drink until they finished. I did explain that easy has an attractiveness all its own. the scowled sniffed and went on with the critique. apparently her eyes are way too close together.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:22 AM (Z9EHQ)

98 100 Well kiss my reset button! Posted by: Chilary Hinton at April 03, 2012 02:21 PM (6Cjut) 101 So, what about her would make her sell out her country? Posted by: mike at April 03, 2012 02:21 PM (fsTVa) I suspect one answers the other...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 10:22 AM (niZvt)

99 It better be a three way or Hillary definitly gets left out. Huma is tired of getting milked by Hill.

Posted by: DrDude at April 03, 2012 10:23 AM (HisP/)

100

>>>So, is Cynthia Murphy hot? No, not really. Kind of affably plain

Wow... aren't we picky!? That girl is pretty cute man, I would say bordering on hot. Give her an hour to get all dolled up and I'm sure she is looking pretty good.

Posted by: dan-O at April 03, 2012 10:23 AM (sWycd)

101 I did explain that easy has an attractiveness all its own. the scowled sniffed and went on with the critique. apparently her eyes are way too close together.

Yeah, I was looking at her eyes the whole time too.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2012 10:23 AM (GQ8sn)

102 I always thought that 'slavic cheekbones' referred to high cheekbones

The Tartar influence.

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 10:23 AM (GTbGH)

103 "So, is Cynthia Murphy hot? No, not really. Kind of affably plain." Right. But it's not the drop-dead gorgeous women who make the best honeypots. It's too obvious, unless the guy is very rich or powerful. People will wonder "what does she see in *that* guy?" Even the target is going to be suspicious. But a woman who is reasonably attractive with good social skills can still get a relationship going.

Posted by: Ace's liver at April 03, 2012 10:23 AM (1+XRG)

104 Get her pregnant!

Q.I. had an anecdote that during the world wars they discovered that women would involuntarily scream out in their native tongue during the pains of child birth.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 10:23 AM (RfvTE)

105 103 I have a couple of friends of slavic descent and after the whole anna spy thing broke they went old school, like moronettes on michelle obama, on how anna chapman is in no way a slavic beauty. much like reading the moronette citiques of michelle I could hardly take a drink until they finished. I did explain that easy has an attractiveness all its own. the scowled sniffed and went on with the critique. apparently her eyes are way too close together. As 100 percent Slav myself... I'd say Chapman's ass and come hither saucy look have a charm all their own. Oh yeah. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 02:22 PM (Z9EHQ)

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 10:24 AM (niZvt)

106 apparently her eyes are way too close together.>>

Anna Chapman has eyes? Who knew.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 03, 2012 10:24 AM (tf9Ne)

107

Don't forget, to Hillary, she's a youngin. Hillary likes 'em young.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 03, 2012 10:24 AM (NVu2l)

108 >>>So, is Cynthia Murphy hot? No, not really. Kind of affably plain And frugal. Maybe tight fisted.

Posted by: Chilary Hinton at April 03, 2012 10:24 AM (6Cjut)

109 Beaver Salad

Muff-ins

Lady Fingers

Tuna Helper

D Cup Cakes

Bearded Clam Sauce

Prune TangÂ®

Posted by: Dang at April 03, 2012 10:25 AM (BbX1b)

110 Prayers to you folks out in Johnson County, Tx.

Hit the basement folks!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2012 10:26 AM (piMMO)

111 This is funny, from the wikipedia article, talking about 'Cynthia''s husband 'Richard':

I was always puzzled by the inconsistency between a completely American name and a completely Russian behaviour <...> He had a thick Russian accent and an incredibly unhappy Russian personality.

Hahaha. He was his own send-up of a shitty spy. "I am beink normal American, yes?"

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 03, 2012 10:26 AM (w/anX)

112 Seriously though....I always thought that 'slavic cheekbones' referred to high cheekbones. Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 02:21 PM (+5U+B) seriously though this is not my effin day. I guess you are right - I googled it and your assumption is the prevailing opinon. i always thought slavs had low cheek bones and rounder faces. I thought germans and scandinavians had longer faces with higher cheekbones. oh well

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:26 AM (Z9EHQ)

113 Meh...5 o'clock shadow and a adams apple. Might be fun though!

Posted by: dananjcon at April 03, 2012 10:26 AM (8ieXv)

114

As a public service I think you ought to post more pics of Anna Chapman anyway, who cares she wasn't the actual spy in this case. We need to see more of her in case we ever see her in Washington D.C. we can report her immediately,......... right after making a citizens arrest!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 03, 2012 10:26 AM (gvO4Z)

115 but if you try that again I'll....that's ****...I mean cmon man.

Posted by: ricobama at April 03, 2012 10:27 AM (hGRh5)

116 Heads up, Texas morons....tornadoes popping around Dallas-FW area.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 10:27 AM (+5U+B)

117 Ok, lose the apron, dye her hair and give her a fake butt and maybe then you'll see what Hillary does

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2012 10:28 AM (CMM9V)

118

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 02:26 PM (Z9EHQ)

I think that AllenG should give you some of those muffins to make up for your terrible awful no good day.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 10:28 AM (VtjlW)

119 The Spy Who Loved Pantsuits

Posted by: USA at April 03, 2012 10:29 AM (6Cjut)

120 "Hahaha. He was his own send-up of a shitty spy. 'I am beink normal American, yes?'" You think parakeet is effeminate?

Posted by: Ivan Danko at April 03, 2012 10:29 AM (1+XRG)

121 I'd say Chapman's ass and come hither saucy look have a charm all their own. Oh yeah. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 02:22 PM (Z9EHQ) Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 02:24 PM (niZvt) I am not sure the distinction is quite correct but I would say there is a difference between beauty and attractiveness. attractiveness as it pertains to anything sexual has a large element of accessibility associated with it. whatshernamethecommiespy is not so high on the beauty chart, though certainly better than average, however, she does have that come hither again, and again, and again, and again, and again look about her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:30 AM (Z9EHQ)

122 O/T, but since there's a chick cooking on this thread, does anyone have favorite recipes using either (dried) lima beans or lentils? I have a ham bone and the standard veggies, herbs, and spices in the house (plus some non-standard ones). Just seeing if there are any cool ways to prep them beyond the standard way I know. Thx.

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2012 10:30 AM (5H6zj)

123 Uh, guys, I hate to upset you but fake butts aren't like fake boobs. When the clothes come off the fake butt does too.

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2012 10:30 AM (CMM9V)

124 "Cynthia Murphy"what is Putin outsourcing his honeypot spying to the IRA.

Posted by: long island at April 03, 2012 10:31 AM (kzp9t)

125 Who do you think Bill was in when he heard the news?

Posted by: USA at April 03, 2012 10:31 AM (6Cjut)

126 Is AllenG here? You have a tornado on the ground south of Dallas.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 03, 2012 10:31 AM (NVu2l)

127 >>Cynthia Murphy is hot, very hot by local standards. Even with those razor sharp tungsten elbows.<<

Damn, those things are weapons.

Posted by: minuteman (formerly trainer) until Juggy is gone at April 03, 2012 10:32 AM (Rojyk)

128 "Uh, guys, I hate to upset you but fake butts aren't like fake boobs. When the clothes come off the fake butt does too." Not necessarily. There are implants.

Posted by: Ace's liver at April 03, 2012 10:32 AM (1+XRG)

129 I think that AllenG should give you some of those muffins to make up for your terrible awful no good day. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 02:28 PM (VtjlW) are these actual muffins or some kind of aoshq rundmc reference? on a day like today I would rather have the actual muffins.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:32 AM (Z9EHQ)

130 110 Get her pregnant!

Q.I. had an anecdote that during the world wars they discovered that women would involuntarily scream out in their native tongue during the pains of child birth.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 02:23 PM (RfvTE)

MrCaniac reporting for duty!!!!

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 03, 2012 10:32 AM (1grxW)

131 Ehh...I'd tap that.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 03, 2012 10:32 AM (kDLl+)

132 Anna Chapman's buns are fake?

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2012 10:32 AM (5H6zj)

133 >>I did explain that easy has an attractiveness all its own.

I have wasted my life.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 03, 2012 10:32 AM (ZKzrr)

134

129 Uh, guys, I hate to upset you but fake butts aren't like fake boobs. When the clothes come off the fake butt does too.

And sometimes...the fake boobs come off too.....when the Wonder Bra comes off.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 10:33 AM (+5U+B)

135 That is no honeypot. I am a honeypot.

Posted by: Sterling Archer at April 03, 2012 10:34 AM (1grxW)

136

>>Uh, guys, I hate to upset you but fake butts aren't like fake boobs. When the clothes come off the fake butt does too."

>Not necessarily. There are implants.

Andy Sullivan can vouch for the implanted butt thing.

Posted by: Roy at April 03, 2012 10:34 AM (VndSC)

137 So what year do you figure Hillary and Bill last got it on? 70s?

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2012 10:34 AM (CMM9V)

138 The Tartar influence.

Posted by: toby928Â© at April 03, 2012 02:23 PM (GTbGH)

She has quite a saucy look.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 03, 2012 10:34 AM (nEUpB)

139 I don't think Chapman's were implants. The one she's sporting in the picture would make it hard to move around.

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2012 10:35 AM (CMM9V)

140 Brothers be hittin that thang if she got back.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at April 03, 2012 10:35 AM (1grxW)

141 "Look, she may or may not be attractive. She may or may not be hot. But that doesn't really matter to a Clinton." Not to Bill, no. But if the rumors of Hillary and Huma are true, she's definitely interested in the top shelf.

Posted by: Ace's liver at April 03, 2012 10:35 AM (1+XRG)

142 She looks like the Next Food Network Star.

Posted by: Roy at April 03, 2012 10:35 AM (VndSC)

143 I have heard that the beauty of running honeypots in the zero administration is that you can pick pretty much any old svr guy or gal out and send them over here because the zeros are no nearly as selective about the sex thing as previous administrations.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:35 AM (Z9EHQ)

144 She can fire up some whisker biscuits and egg mcmuffs for me anytime.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 03, 2012 10:35 AM (XxAYS)

145 "The Republican Party is soooo extreme.........that if Ronald Reagan were running today he wouldn't get past the primaries!" ( Yeah, that Romney is a real Neo-Nazi).

Posted by: Obama Today at April 03, 2012 10:36 AM (U/ftZ)

146 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 10:36 AM (7W3wI)

147 129 Uh, guys, I hate to upset you but fake butts aren't like fake boobs. When the clothes come off the fake butt does too. Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2012 02:30 PM (CMM9V)

I thought they did silicone butt implants these days...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 10:36 AM (niZvt)

148 144 So what year do you figure Hillary and Bill last got it on? 70s?

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2012 02:34 PM (CMM9V)

Never. She and Web got drunk one night, thus Princess Seabiscuit.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 03, 2012 10:36 AM (1grxW)

149 I'd hit it like George Zimmerman.

Posted by: Zombie Trayvon at April 03, 2012 10:36 AM (gA69l)

150 Hey Bill! You're wife sucks pussy!

Posted by: Pipe Holder at April 03, 2012 10:36 AM (VTeUD)

151 145 The Tartar influence. Posted by: toby928Â© at April 03, 2012 02:23 PM (GTbGH) She has quite a saucy look. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 03, 2012 02:34 PM (nEUpB) Tartar sauce?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 10:37 AM (niZvt)

152 106 >>>So, is Cynthia Murphy hot? No, not really. Kind of affably plain Wow... aren't we picky!? That girl is pretty cute man, I would say bordering on hot. Give her an hour to get all dolled up and I'm sure she is looking pretty good. Posted by: dan-O at April 03, 2012 02:23 PM (sWycd) I'd hit it like Muhammed Ali on a punching bag.

Posted by: RomneyBot since 2007 at April 03, 2012 10:37 AM (BB0/w)

153 I thought they did silicone butt implants these days...

*****

Fake butts are indeed a cosmetic procedure.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2012 10:38 AM (piMMO)

154 Dear ask Abby

NYrep: My wife comes home from work all wet like she is ready for sex (or maybe like she just finished?) anyway but the problem is that she is just wayy to tired from taking care of her (famous) female boss. Anyway I have started hitting on girls through twitter and sending them naked pictures. Am I doing this the right way?

Abby response: Well isnt there someone else who can help take the load off your wife by helping with the load of servicing her famous female boss?

NYrep: Funny you mention that just today, my wife mentioned this new wonderful Russian lady that seemed to really hit it off with my bosses wife. I'll ask right away! Also your a little old but would you like pics of my dong? Also, dont you just hate republicans and all their puritanical kill joys?

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 10:38 AM (RfvTE)

155

-When the clothes come off the fake butt does too. -dagny

Not if it's enhanced with collagen injections from their ass!!1!

Posted by: Megy Meg at April 03, 2012 10:38 AM (J74Py)

156
I thought they did silicone butt implants these days...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 02:36 PM (niZvt)

Silicone parts are made for toys!

Posted by: Sir Mix A Lot at April 03, 2012 10:38 AM (GQ8sn)

157 Never. She and Web got drunk one night, thus Princess Seabiscuit.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 03, 2012 02:36 PM (1grxW)

The image of Webb "SuperJowls" Hubbell and Hillary...well, I hope lunch is over for you.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 03, 2012 10:38 AM (RD7QR)

158

I'd let her whip up my baby batter, what of it?

And they send a female agent to target Hillary? Wow, I'm shocked.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 03, 2012 10:38 AM (gA69l)

159 Oh, and they came quite the trend once Miss Kardashian became famous.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2012 10:38 AM (piMMO)

160 Getting close to a face-sitting cabinet member?

A-yup, that's Cankles, by cracky!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 03, 2012 10:39 AM (HmCnI)

161 Even Russian honeypot agents use our Temptations Cookware.

Posted by: QVC at April 03, 2012 10:39 AM (1grxW)

162 That linked ABC article is classic. "Russian Fem Spy Spooked US, But It Wasn't Anna Chapman". And then they show a video of ... Anna Chapman.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 03, 2012 10:40 AM (w/anX)

163 OK Morons, here's Anna Chapman to satisfy the lust;

She's got a gun too!

http://tinyurl.com/7jrvudb

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 10:40 AM (Y+DPZ)

164 Heads up, Texas morons....tornadoes popping around Dallas-FW area.

Yep. Just north of my house- and heading north. Towards my work. yay.

On the up-side, that means there isn't one that is currently threatening my wife and kids. I'll take my being in danger for them being safe. That sounds like a more-than-fair trade to me.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 10:40 AM (8y9MW)

165 I assume Hillary and Bill would still hit it when she is tired of the "vegetarian" option.

He owes her big time for all the crap she took for him.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 10:41 AM (RfvTE)

166 The Spy Who Came...

Posted by: Doodad Pro at April 03, 2012 10:41 AM (BB0/w)

167 I thought they did silicone butt implants these days... Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 02:36 PM (niZvt) I think there was some tranny running a butt implant service at those pumping parties that got arrested for using caulking and quick dry cement or something similar. in other news, aoshq parties temporarily suspended pending review of confused hmo and party planning papers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:41 AM (Z9EHQ)

168 The MSM needs to stop with the "honey trap" angle. Everyone who watches Archer knows it's "honey pot."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 03, 2012 10:41 AM (gA69l)

169 167 Oh, and they came quite the trend once Miss Kardashian became famous. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2012 02:38 PM (piMMO) I think jlo was the one that started the craze.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:42 AM (Z9EHQ)

170 170 That linked ABC article is classic. "Russian Fem Spy Spooked US, But It Wasn't Anna Chapman". And then they show a video of ... Anna Chapman.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 03, 2012 02:40 PM (w/anX)

Well, who would want to watch a video of Cynthia mixing up a salad?

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2012 10:42 AM (GQ8sn)

171 Chapman didn't look like silicone. It looked like padding. Has someone mentioned her walking around Manhattan with all of male Harlem in tow?

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2012 10:42 AM (CMM9V)

172 5I'm pretty sure , having a soviet spy get close was no hardship for this administration.

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 01:59 PM (TomZ9)

Spy, liaison officer, what's in a word?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 03, 2012 10:42 AM (JuTti)

173 are these actual muffins or some kind of aoshq rundmc reference? on a day like today I would rather have the actual muffins.

They're actual muffins. I'd even give one to you, if I could.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 10:42 AM (8y9MW)

174

I think jlo was the one that started the craze.

I'm surprised she could fit that ass into a Fiat.

Posted by: Mark Anthony at April 03, 2012 10:42 AM (gA69l)

175

Sexist conservative men..Whats up?

Posted by: BallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 10:42 AM (ZlF9F)

176 I wanted to use Natasha, but Fearless Leader insisted on amateurs!

Posted by: Boris Badenov at April 03, 2012 10:43 AM (mQMnK)

177

Typical Republican-putting my balls hanging off the back of my truck and big tires...ya hoo

Posted by: BallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 10:43 AM (ZlF9F)

178
The image of Webb "SuperJowls" Hubbell and Hillary...well, I hope lunch is over for you.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 03, 2012 02:38 PM (RD7QR)

Look at her. She has his face. His ears. Old Web may have "superjowls", but that didn't stop him from porking Hilary.

Until I wrote that, I had no idea that "porking" would be the correct term

Posted by: MrCaniac on the Maury Show at April 03, 2012 10:43 AM (1grxW)

179 Obama has been a moderate..next term he will be a liberal

Posted by: BallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 10:43 AM (ZlF9F)

180 Chelsea does look exactly like Web. I always figured turkey baster though.

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2012 10:44 AM (CMM9V)

181 Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 01:59 PM (TomZ9) Spy, liaison officer, what's in a word? Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 03, 2012 02:42 PM (JuTti) I think the phrase you are looking for is close personal friend, confidant, and advisor. similar to what valerie jarrett does.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:44 AM (Z9EHQ)

182 176 The MSM needs to stop with the "honey trap" angle. Everyone who watches Archer knows it's "honey pot." Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 03, 2012 02:41 PM (gA69l) Think of it as some American official getting snared in Ye Olde Nookie Jar...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 10:44 AM (niZvt)

183 AllenG.....there's a line to the SW that is firing up....and training across the Dallas area. ....Looking at radar, it's not over yet. Stay safe, man.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 10:44 AM (+5U+B)

184 183 Sexist conservative men..Whats up? Posted by: BallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 02:42 PM (ZlF9F) You don't want to know the answer to that question.

Posted by: Doodad Pro at April 03, 2012 10:45 AM (BB0/w)

185 @balls

Most of those guys have Obama 2012 stickers cuz they are unions guys. Non union guys would have a hard time attending church or being promoted in a fireable position showing up with a truck like that.

As usual the answer is you think its us... but its actually yourselves that you hate.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 10:45 AM (RfvTE)

186 are these actual muffins or some kind of aoshq rundmc reference? on a day like today I would rather have the actual muffins. They're actual muffins. I'd even give one to you, if I could. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 02:42 PM (8y9MW) if you were 100 miles closer I would be tempted to drive over and get one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:45 AM (Z9EHQ)

187 OK Morons, here's Anna Chapman to satisfy the lust;

Your request was denied because of its content categorization: "Adult/Mature Content;News/Media;Intimate Apparel/Swimsuit"

I'll have to go with my imagination.

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 10:45 AM (GTbGH)

188 Heh- did a quick Google images search for 'Cynthia Murphy spy' and it came up with a bunch of... Anna Chapman pics.

If there are any pictures of Murphy looking hot, I didn't see any. I'd hit it, but my standards in that regard aren't exactly in the stratosphere.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 03, 2012 10:45 AM (SY2Kh)

189 "You killed a black astronaut, Cyril. That's like killing a unicorn!"

Posted by: Sterling Archer at April 03, 2012 10:45 AM (gA69l)

190 From the article;

Since her return to the homeland, Anna Chapman has found fame as a television host and, more recently, runway fashion model.

Is next ... svimvear !! Is werry nice!

Posted by: 1980's RC Cola Commercial at April 03, 2012 10:45 AM (Y+DPZ)

191 The Bored Identity?

Posted by: Doodad Pro at April 03, 2012 10:46 AM (BB0/w)

192 176 The MSM needs to stop with the "honey trap" angle. Everyone who watches Archer knows it's "honey pot." Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 03, 2012 02:41 PM (gA69l) Not much.

Posted by: Bob Dole Sporting Natural Railroad Spike at April 03, 2012 10:47 AM (niZvt)

193 Ah well one muff muncher looks much like another.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 03, 2012 10:47 AM (6USwK)

194

Is next ... svimvear !! Is werry nice!

--------------

That was a Wendy's commercial. I emember because the woman looked like my Sloak grandmother.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 03, 2012 10:47 AM (gA69l)

195 196 Heh- did a quick Google images search for 'Cynthia Murphy spy' and it came up with a bunch of... Anna Chapman pics.

Maybe Cynthia Murphy is Anna Chapman's true identity. Anna rips off the Cynthia latex mask Mission Impossible style!

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2012 10:47 AM (GQ8sn)

196 Shiggz..you are probably living in mommys basement...sucking off the foodstamp nipple..and calling yourself a conservative

Posted by: BallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 10:47 AM (ZlF9F)

197 Posted by: BallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 02:43 PM (ZlF9F) BallsHangingofpickup = conservative Ballsrestingingonmyforehead = zero

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:47 AM (Z9EHQ)

198 OT: Solar Trust for America received $2.1 billion in conditional loan guarantees from the Department of Energy -- "the largest amount ever offered to a solar project," has declared bankruptcy.

(insert cricket symphony here)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2012 10:47 AM (JIDLg)

199 I think jlo was the one that started the craze. ---------------------------------------------------- Wrong! Florida Evans started the craze back in the 70's.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 03, 2012 10:47 AM (jucos)

200 That linked ABC article is classic. "Russian Fem Spy Spooked US, But It Wasn't Anna Chapman". And then they show a video of ... Anna Chapman.

It also wasn't Christina Hendricks [pic], and not Hannah Minx [youtube Japanese video] nor was it one of these two [lesbian pr0n] - uh, sorry about that last one

Posted by: AOS-BC at April 03, 2012 10:48 AM (QTHTd)

201 I'd bang Murphy like the beginning of the Universe only bigger.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2012 10:49 AM (8Kbi6)

202

are these actual muffins or some kind of aoshq rundmc reference? on a day like today I would rather have the actual muffins.

No, actual muffins. He was being braggy mcbragerson about them up thread. Not that I'm jealous. Because I'm not. I have a brownie from Panera that you may share.

You know what's better than a brownie? A free brownie! om nom nom

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 10:49 AM (VtjlW)

203 I think jlo was the one that started the craze. ---------------------------------------------------- Wrong! Florida Evans started the craze back in the 70's. Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 03, 2012 02:47 PM (jucos) --------------------------------------------------------- Maybe Shirley Hemphill. Now that I think of it it was probably her.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 03, 2012 10:49 AM (jucos)

204 It also wasn't Christina Hendricks [pic], and not Hannah Minx [youtube Japanese video] nor was it one of these two [lesbian pr0n] - uh, sorry about that last one

Posted by: AOS-BC at April 03, 2012 02:48 PM (QTHTd)

Hmmmm...

Christina Hendricks, Hannah Minx, and Anna Chapman walk into a bar...

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2012 10:49 AM (GQ8sn)

205 Good Lord, there are already so many fucking commies in this administration, what possible secrets would they not have access to? Secret recipes for borscht?

Posted by: Fritz at April 03, 2012 10:50 AM (KWdVT)

206

84I don't think honeypot spy traps work on Democrats. No shame and their constituency don't give a fig.

But then, there's no need to honey trap a Democrat Administration. They probably have cc the Kremlin on everything already.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 03, 2012 10:51 AM (JuTti)

207

213Good Lord, there are already so many fucking commies in this administration, what possible secrets would they not have access to? Secret recipes for borscht?

Barry's transcripts. That's about it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 03, 2012 10:51 AM (JuTti)

208 You know what's sweeter than a free brownie? A stolen brownie.

Posted by: the banhammer at April 03, 2012 10:54 AM (GTbGH)

209 195 OK Morons, here's Anna Chapman to satisfy the lust;

Your request was denied because of its content categorization: "Adult/Mature Content;News/Media;Intimate Apparel/Swimsuit"

I'll have to go with my imagination.

Posted by: toby928Â© at April 03, 2012 02:45 PM

http://tinyurl.com/6sfe9ke

Posted it to the Yahoo group

Hopefully your Fapbuster software at work won't block it

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 10:54 AM (Y+DPZ)

210 dammit

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 10:54 AM (GTbGH)

211 Ms. Murphy is actually quite cute. Remember, she's baking there. Put some makeup on her and take off the apron and she'd be adorable.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2012 10:54 AM (piMMO)

212 Sounds like the truth really gets under your skin. Go the NY times they'll lie to you and shield you from reality until that truth irritation inside your bubble can be extracted, so you can go back to sleep.

Think about this,

About half of the people here or any conservative forum were leftists or leftist sympathizers when they were younger.

Go read ex black marxist radical... Thomas Sowell.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 10:54 AM (RfvTE)

213 Ok pic of Anna Chapman's butt. Looks real to me.

http://tinyurl.com/7p2tp4e

Posted by: long island at April 03, 2012 10:55 AM (kzp9t)

214 "I'm surprised she could fit that ass into a Fiat." Maybe that's why they ended up using a body double.

Posted by: Ace's liver at April 03, 2012 10:55 AM (1+XRG)

215 I'd say "Norman Hsu, call your office!" but then i remembered he's in the pen.

Posted by: hurricane567 at April 03, 2012 10:56 AM (bQpWE)

216 I was never a leftist. Ever.

Just sayin'

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2012 10:56 AM (CMM9V)

217 214 84I don't think honeypot spy traps work on Democrats. No shame and their constituency don't give a fig. But then, there's no need to honey trap a Democrat Administration. They probably have cc the Kremlin on everything already. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 03, 2012 02:51 PM (JuTti) funny. "uh gentlemen, uh before we start this call I just want to make certain everyone is on line, uh, petraeus, panetta, vlad, you guys all here?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:58 AM (Z9EHQ)

218 221 Oh, great now we're gonna get Sharpton here.

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2012 10:58 AM (CMM9V)

219 No, actual muffins. He was being braggy mcbragerson about them up thread. Not that I'm jealous. Because I'm not. I have a brownie from Panera that you may share. You know what's better than a brownie? A free brownie! om nom nom Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 02:49 PM (VtjlW) sigh. just post a photo. I think I am lucky to manage a photo today.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 11:01 AM (Z9EHQ)

220 Can we get an Anna Chapman thread every day?

It helps keep me awake during the 2:30-3:30 doldrums.

And according to other pics, that ass is real, and it is spectacular.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 03, 2012 11:02 AM (NS2Mo)

221 219 Ms. Murphy is actually quite cute. Remember, she's baking there. Put some makeup on her and take off the apron and she'd be adorable.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2012 02:54 PM

Just out of curiousity, do you fap to June Cleaver?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 11:03 AM (Y+DPZ)

222 I hope the tornado stayed away from any minority neighborhoods in dallas. if anyone hot injured or there was any property damage, sharpton and the noaa are going to be all over that tornado's ass.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 11:03 AM (Z9EHQ)

223 >>I think jlo was the one that started the craze.

Pffft! 18th century. "Hottentot Venus."
http://is.gd/qkT76n

JLo's got nothin'.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 03, 2012 11:05 AM (ZKzrr)

224 A woman is an enemy spy and all you people can do is talk about her buttocks?

My administration will engage in dialog with the Russians, but it's that booty obsession you people have that must be legislated!

Posted by: Rick Santorum at April 03, 2012 11:06 AM (Y+DPZ)

225 A woman is an enemy spy and all you people can do is talk about her buttocks? My administration will engage in dialog with the Russians, but it's that booty obsession you people have that must be legislated! Posted by: Rick Santorum at April 03, 2012 03:06 PM (Y+DPZ) additionally, my administration will be immune to honey traps because no one is going to be having recreational sex. there will be no sex for fun in my administration.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 11:09 AM (Z9EHQ)

226 additionally, my administration will be immune to honey traps because no one is going to be having recreational sex. there will be no sex for fun in my administration. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 03:09 PM

That's BULLSHIT!

I will allow some sex for fun while my Dept of Education makes this educational video:

Davey and Goliath explain why God hates masturbation"

Posted by: Rick Santorum at April 03, 2012 11:16 AM (Y+DPZ)

227 I will allow some sex for fun while my Dept of Education makes this educational video:

Davey and Goliath explain why God hates masturbation"

Narrated by Christine O'Donnell?

Posted by: long island at April 03, 2012 11:27 AM (kzp9t)

228 I'd never cheat on my wife, but I might reluctantly sell out my beloved country if the roast is at that perfect confluence of the lean/tender/done/juicy continua. This woman might succeed where Agent Poledance from the other post would certainly fail. I suspect the spy also wouldn't call you out for talking with your mouth full, spraying cookie shrapnel on her apron, as long as you're providing solid intel. Damn, that sounds great...

Posted by: Mephistefales at April 03, 2012 11:44 AM (O+jtc)

229

Re the blonde:

It's not only about how she looks. It is also what she is willing to do.

Posted by: Brian at April 03, 2012 12:13 PM (Hd5n8)

230 I really appreciated the first two paragraphs of libel-proofing.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at April 03, 2012 12:42 PM (epBek)

231 Patricof is a big Venture Capitalist. Helluva nice guy.

Posted by: jeff at April 03, 2012 01:07 PM (+dFO9)

232 Lydia Guryev aka Cynthia Murphy.

Posted by: Buford Gooch at April 03, 2012 01:35 PM (M0x8v)

233 So, is Cynthia Murphy hot?