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March 28, 2012

Oh, No: Michele Obama To Appear on "The Biggest Loser"
— Ace

Talkin' 'bout health and the whole "Let's Move" thing.

Not as a contestant.

Next Tuesday, they'll tease the segment, and I guess talk up how awesome Let's Move! is, and the Tuesday following that they'll visit her. And I guess work out. And plant some brussel sprouts.

via @museisluse

Posted by: Ace at 01:07 PM | Comments (214)
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1 Christ on a crutch. Do the Obamas have no sense of decorum at all?

Posted by: pep at March 28, 2012 01:08 PM (6TB1Z)

2 first?

Posted by: chemjeff at March 28, 2012 01:08 PM (3Ube4)

3 What the big deal? She appears with the biggest loser all the time.

Posted by: Ely Light at March 28, 2012 01:08 PM (NhBWe)

4 "The Biggest Loser"? What's so strange about Michelle appearing on a program about her husband?

Posted by: Pimpbot 5000 at March 28, 2012 01:09 PM (ggRof)

5 yup, now they are politicizing weight loss. good job, Moochelle!

Posted by: chemjeff at March 28, 2012 01:09 PM (3Ube4)

6 Good thing I avoid that show like the plague...

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at March 28, 2012 01:09 PM (9tLNI)

7 We were talking about this on another thread.

And I want to know what kind of magic rope Michelle is 'tugging' on...her end of it seems to defy gravity.

http://tinyurl.com/cdqk3vy

Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2012 01:10 PM (X6akg)

8 this woman is so far beyond over-exposed it's ridiculous.

Posted by: exceller at March 28, 2012 01:10 PM (jx2Td)

She knows she's outta here next year, so she wants to take advantage.

Gimme some slack.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 28, 2012 01:11 PM (zKFOT)

Not as a contestant. -Ace

LOL

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at March 28, 2012 01:11 PM (fYOZx)

11 I can't bear looking at those toned arms any more.

Posted by: toby928© at March 28, 2012 01:11 PM (GTbGH)

12 Ace, you crack me up.

Posted by: Max Power at March 28, 2012 01:11 PM (q177U)

13 oh barf:

WednesdayÂ’s First Lady Booking comes on the heels of NickelodeonÂ’s announcement she would stop by its Kids Choice Awards, taped live in Los Angeles on Saturday, to honor country pop singer Taylor Swift with the Big Help Award.

The prize Â— given to Michelle Obama herself in 2010 Â— honors people who try to make the world a better place.

it's just a big circle jerk of media adulation, for the children of course

Posted by: chemjeff at March 28, 2012 01:11 PM (3Ube4)

14 Wow, after all these tv appearances she's going to need about 5 more luxury vacations.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2012 01:12 PM (DQpZ4)

15 Foxy Shazam has a new tune about this very thing...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq3hyX99nbg Seriously.

Posted by: '52 Esquire at March 28, 2012 01:12 PM (2BszG)

16 Can these two just go away? It's beyond ridiculous that they are everywhere.May I add how dignified it is to have the FLOTUS pimping for re-election on every TV show .

Posted by: the hobbit fomerly known as Donna at March 28, 2012 01:12 PM (ZHge+)

17 Break out the wide angle lens.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Naqamel at March 28, 2012 01:12 PM (UMwMT)

18 According to my young teen daughter, Mooch has become a permanent fixture in promotional commercials on the Disney channel. I mumble curses every time I see her.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 28, 2012 01:12 PM (MyByM)

19 We were going to lose the voyeur vote anyway.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 28, 2012 01:13 PM (NVu2l)

20 At what point do these 'guest' appearances become in kind contributions? Seriously.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at March 28, 2012 01:13 PM (fYOZx)

21 I miss the gene rodenberry jokes, but I see now how they could have certain overtones.

Posted by: Max Power at March 28, 2012 01:13 PM (q177U)

22 this woman is so far beyond over-exposed it's ridiculous.

Posted by: exceller at March 28, 2012 05:10 PM (jx2Td)

*********

When one's soul is blacker than Disaster Area's ship, it's quite difficult for the photographer to get the lighting just right. Now eat your peas and bring me a pizza!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 28, 2012 01:13 PM (ggRof)

23 If the title fits, wear it with your spandex. Now go eat your broccoli.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky: ABO 2012 at March 28, 2012 01:13 PM (baL2B)

24 Wookies don't surf!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2012 01:13 PM (Af3Wg)

25 the Big Help Award.

Is this for real? Or is it like the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence ?

Posted by: toby928© at March 28, 2012 01:14 PM (GTbGH)

26 There's still a chance she'll be mistaken as a contestant if they get a glimpse of the Goodyear blimp behind her.

Posted by: Gmac at March 28, 2012 01:14 PM (HPjDI)

27 New Ulsterman White House Insider, for those interested.

Posted by: Shiggz Rocketsurgeon at March 28, 2012 01:14 PM (RfvTE)

28 Does this mean we are allowed to post about FLOTUS?

Posted by: Will Folks at March 28, 2012 01:14 PM (+kznc)

29 Will Sir Mix-A-Lot make an appearance on the same show?

I denounce myself again!

Posted by: Naqamel at March 28, 2012 01:14 PM (UMwMT)

30 Is she going to wear a hoodie?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 28, 2012 01:15 PM (gR8hq)

31 I'd like to see a contestant wear a "Brietbart is here" t-shirt.

Posted by: Bosk at March 28, 2012 01:15 PM (n2K+4)

32 18 According to my young teen daughter, Mooch has become a permanent fixture in promotional commercials on the Disney channel. I mumble curses every time I see her.

She's right. I was babysitting my Grandkids last week and yes she was indeed on there every hour or so. My Grandkids starting to wonder why I had to get up and leave the room muttering some words they have yet to learn .

Posted by: the hobbit fomerly known as Donna at March 28, 2012 01:15 PM (ZHge+)

33 >>At what point do these 'guest' appearances become in kind contributions? Seriously.

2007.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at March 28, 2012 01:15 PM (ZKzrr)

34 Fuck, Michelle Antoinette is annoying. Let them eat kale.

Posted by: David Gillies at March 28, 2012 01:16 PM (OLivq)

35 The Biggest Loser{/i] hopefully that portends the Presidential election results. Landslide. Obama outdoes Carter for Biggest Loser!!!

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2012 01:16 PM (r2PLg)

36 It's not much fun to watch fat people sweat and try to lose weight.

Adding a lecture, even a sweaty one, by the First Scold won't help much.

What's next? Raffling off a dinner with her hubby for three bucks on Home Shopping Network? Oh, wait...

Posted by: PJ at March 28, 2012 01:16 PM (DQHjw)

37 Will they at least measure the circumference of her ass?

Posted by: mike at March 28, 2012 01:16 PM (RIT3J)

38 The jokes just continue to write themselves, don't they?

Posted by: filbert at March 28, 2012 01:17 PM (smvTK)

39 How did civilization survive before Michelle and Baraka Obama?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 28, 2012 01:17 PM (jUytm)

snopes.com/politics/obama/photos/derrieres.asp

This is a phony pic butt I like it anyway. Check out the ass on the left. I think it may be the best in the whole world.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 28, 2012 01:17 PM (NVu2l)

41 It never occurred to me to exercise and eat right. Thanks Michelle!

Posted by: idiot human at March 28, 2012 01:18 PM (jUytm)

Yup. It's desperation season. They've got nothing to actually run on as accomplishment, virtue, or victory, so they are now starting to run on the stuff that nobody can disagree with.

Obama! Loves good health! Why do you hate good health?

Obama! Loves happiness! Why do you hate happy?

Prepare for the campaign-season dumb-down of everything.

Posted by: reason at March 28, 2012 01:18 PM (sPO/s)

43 Every time I see her I lose my appetite so it may just work.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2012 01:18 PM (KNvk+)

44 May I add, as Mother of the year when exactly is she home tending to them? Oh, that's right, we have her Mother grifting at the White House don't we.

Posted by: the hobbit fomerly known as Donna at March 28, 2012 01:19 PM (ZHge+)

45 Ace Where are they going to plant these brussel sprouts?

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2012 01:19 PM (r2PLg)

46 Maybe she can get a show on OWN.

Posted by: nickless at March 28, 2012 01:19 PM (MMC8r)

47 Yet another incentive NOT to watch a show that I've never watched before.

Thanks ABC!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2012 01:19 PM (UK9cE)

48 Ace will throw up a new post as soon as the comments reach a inappropriateness cascade threshold.

Posted by: Max Power at March 28, 2012 01:19 PM (q177U)

49 Okay I'm going to be nice now. The poor woman has an unfortunate figure. And that's being generous. Seriously out of proportion. Isn't going on that particular show begging for ridicule? Are these people so arrogant and sure of their popularity that they don't realize the obvious irony here. I know that the entertainment and news media totally shills for them, but they must realize that the intertubes world is out there just waiting to joke about this.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2012 01:20 PM (DQpZ4)

50 I heard people talk of this thing called water. Is this important? I drink it, right? Michelle, tell me what to do. Thanks.

Posted by: idiot human at March 28, 2012 01:20 PM (jUytm)

51 >>Obama! Loves good health! Why do you hate good health?

Nutrition is not a private matter! Your body belongs to Der FÃ¼hrer!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at March 28, 2012 01:20 PM (ZKzrr)

52 last time i saw an ass that wide, it had a saddle

Posted by: model_1066 at March 28, 2012 01:20 PM (YbQJm)

53 Dear Michelle Obama, I noticed that when I stare at the Sun, my eyes hurt. Is this bad for me? What should I do? signed, Squinty in Brooklyn

Posted by: idiot human at March 28, 2012 01:22 PM (jUytm)

H8ers! And stop looking at my boobs!

Posted by: Meggie Mac at March 28, 2012 01:22 PM (fYOZx)

55 Ace, you are so sadistically funny. You drop this bombshell at days end, walk away, and then wait for the fireworks.

Posted by: dogfish at March 28, 2012 01:23 PM (N2yhW)

56 52 last time i saw an ass that wide, it had a saddle Posted by: model_1066

That's sexist and hilarious.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2012 01:23 PM (KNvk+)

57 In fairness their are a dominant group people within the welfare system who now need to be told to drink water and move their fat asses and don't kill people just because you can. Unfortunately, by going on a show catering to fat cubicle workers and church ladies... shes kinda missing the people who need it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBus4gHF1FE

Posted by: Shiggz Rocketsurgeon at March 28, 2012 01:23 PM (RfvTE)

58 Is she bringing along Rudi? Because that one is fat.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2012 01:23 PM (NDAl6)

59 >>I heard people talk of this thing called water.
>>Is this important? I drink it, right?

Water? You mean, like, out of the toilet?

Brawndo's got electrolytes.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at March 28, 2012 01:23 PM (ZKzrr)

60 NSFW sorry

Posted by: Shiggz Rocketsurgeon at March 28, 2012 01:24 PM (RfvTE)

61 H8ers! And stop looking at my boobs!
Posted by: Meggie Mac at March 28, 2012 05:22 PM (fYOZx)

Stop filling fat in behind the implants and maybe they won't be the first thing that anyone sees before you actually enter a room.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2012 01:24 PM (UK9cE)

62 When she "hauls ass", it takes two trips

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 28, 2012 01:24 PM (Wqfrr)

63 Have the Obama's abandoned their dog yet or is that for after the election?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2012 01:25 PM (KNvk+)

64 Michelle, How did you get so smart? You know EVErYThiNg!!!

Posted by: idiot human at March 28, 2012 01:25 PM (jUytm)

65 My wife loves the show but hates the Obamas she'll tune it out. I wonder what the ratings will be for that one particular show compared to other weeks?

Posted by: Bosk at March 28, 2012 01:25 PM (n2K+4)

Yes, M'cel is on Disney regularly. My children watch enough for me to at least see the commercials announcing the next show she'll be making a cameo on.

The funny thing is, though, no matter how much she is on there, she does not seem to get any better at it. She's about as calm and natural in front of the camera as Al Gore back when he was VP.

She's got less TV presence than the local guy that makes his own car dealer ads.

If she was any more stiff and wooden, Secret Service could save their effort and just send a cardboard cutout.

Posted by: reason at March 28, 2012 01:25 PM (sPO/s)

67 Thank God my agent cancelled this gig; would have been AWKWARD.

Posted by: Vera Baker at March 28, 2012 01:26 PM (A6JXc)

68 There's so much junk in her trunk she needs a trailer.

Posted by: nickless at March 28, 2012 01:26 PM (MMC8r)

69 Have the Obama's abandoned their dog yet or is that for after the election? Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2012 05:25 PM (KNvk+) Or when he has more flexibility

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 28, 2012 01:26 PM (eCnLg)

70 H8ers! And stop looking at my boobs!Posted by: Meggie Mac

That's not the real Meggie. She would have pressed them against the camera.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 28, 2012 01:26 PM (qOfw/)

71 This is the show that killed Bobby Wheeler, right?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 28, 2012 01:26 PM (jUytm)

72 Lest anyone think, I intended white-hispanics or blacks only, no shortage of white trash that need the same advice. Its the problem of what government dependency does to the human mind and soul. Or look at Katrina and see those poor people who died becuae they assumed the government was coming to save them and didn't realize it until twas too late to evacuate.

Posted by: Shiggz Rocketsurgeon at March 28, 2012 01:26 PM (RfvTE)

73 Talk about a boatload.

Posted by: Kagan at March 28, 2012 01:27 PM (axc/z)

74 (Kenickie)

Posted by: soothsayer at March 28, 2012 01:27 PM (jUytm)

75 Iran could recover from attack on its nuclear sites within six months, says U.S. report U.S. congressional report says Israel and U.S. do not know exact location of Iran nuclear facilities, which may be dispersed in such a way that an Israeli attack would not be successful. ???Yeah I wonder who leaked this?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 28, 2012 01:27 PM (eCnLg)

76 When she sits around the house her radius exceeds the reach of the exterior walls.

Posted by: Max Power at March 28, 2012 01:27 PM (q177U)

Posted by: reason at March 28, 2012 05:25 PM (sPO/s)

I don't think stiff, wooden and Michelle O should be used in the same thought. That's bonercide.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at March 28, 2012 01:27 PM (fYOZx)

78 Remove the Stone of Shame and replace it with the Stone of Triumph!

Posted by: toby928© at March 28, 2012 01:28 PM (GTbGH)

79 NSFW sorry

Posted by: Shiggz Rocketsurgeon at March 28, 2012 05:24 PM (RfvTE)

It IS funny, though.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2012 01:29 PM (UK9cE)

80 My wife is a Biggest Loser fan (The products, not the show) I bet they just lost a customer.

Posted by: WheelmanForHire at March 28, 2012 01:29 PM (l8nIR)

81 She has experience. she married the biggest loser.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 28, 2012 01:29 PM (ndlFj)

82 The sad thing is that Mrs. Obama probably hates all this crap as much as we do. She wants to just chill on a beach in Antibes at taxpayer expense, but her handlers have told her she needs to have an Issue to be Concerned about. Since she knows fuck-all about anything, and is (unlike her husband) aware of how fuck-all she knows, she picked fat kids. Because what's there to know? Fat kids should eat better, eat less, and get exercise. So now she goes on TV and pretends to give a fuck about this, and celebrities pretend to be impressed by her.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 28, 2012 01:30 PM (v9Kjt)

83 Kinda related, today is National "Something on a Stick" Day! http://ow.ly/9Wdtr I suppose given how the SCOTUS went this week, I could imagine Obama wanting five justices' heads on a stick...

Posted by: Y-not at March 28, 2012 01:30 PM (5H6zj)

84 If she tries to lose that ass of hers it could take up 4 seasons of the show

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2012 01:30 PM (1Jaio)

Got problems with a hairy pussy? Use the Schticky

Posted by: Vince Obama at March 28, 2012 01:31 PM (n2K+4)

"Nutrition is not a private matter! Your body belongs to OFA!"

Fix'd.

Oh, and they totally told me I could borrow yours for a while.

Bazinga!

Posted by: reason at March 28, 2012 01:31 PM (sPO/s)

87 Soon to be followed by Joe Biden's appearance on "Funniest Loser" and Eric Holder's appearance on "Biggest All-Around Fuckup"

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 28, 2012 01:31 PM (QTHTd)

88 Planet Fitness has a big poster in their gyms: Proud Sponsor of the Biggest Loser Not A Proud Sponsor of the Biggest Lunk This is a "gym" that serves pizza and bagels once a month to its customers. This is why people call it Planet Fatness. Well, me, mostly.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 28, 2012 01:31 PM (jUytm)

89 Every day is Butter-on-a-Stick Day.

Posted by: david frum at March 28, 2012 01:31 PM (GTbGH)

90 There's an even worse picture on theulstermanreport website. Ace, can you post it? It's of Mooch and others on the floor of the East Room, disgraceful.

Posted by: Mayday at March 28, 2012 01:31 PM (orrLR)

91 Talkin' 'bout health and the whole "Let's Move" thing.

Now there's a good idea. Moochelle and her Indonesian Imbecile should move .. far, far away. And stay there. They do nothing but raise entropy. Constantly. Wastes of flesh ... on their best days.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 28, 2012 01:32 PM (X3lox)

92 in fairness - I was channel surfing and Ellen DeGeneres was on the tube. Turned out her guest was Michelle. They did 25 actual, not girl, push ups. I think the Moron Horde, combined, might eke out 26. So, props to Michelle on her conditioning, if not her political judgement.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 28, 2012 01:32 PM (h6mPj)

93 77 When she sits around the house her radius exceeds the reach of the exterior walls.

Posted by: Max Power at March 28, 2012 05:27 PM (q177U)

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When she forgot her keys to her home, she had to walk around the house until she was all in.

Posted by: Not an Artist at March 28, 2012 01:33 PM (Lo/3Q)

Dammit Ace, you banned me for saying way less about Michelle Obama than many of the previous posts. Though in fairness, it was after you gave a very stern warning.

Can you please explain the policy change? And please don't ban me again.

Posted by: Jack at March 28, 2012 01:33 PM (zKFOT)

95 "The Biggest Loser" ... perhaps Michelle should get used to it

Posted by: W. C. Fields at March 28, 2012 01:33 PM (e8kgV)

96 Posted by: nevergiveup at March 28, 2012 05:27 PM (eCnLg)

You want a list of suspects? Start with everyone in Washington with a "D" by his name.

The farther left you go, the more rabidly anti-Semitic it gets.

Half of them would have stoked the ovens at Auschwitz for an invite to a cocktail party and 100 votes. Add another 100 votes and they would have dropped the Zyklon B pellets.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 28, 2012 01:33 PM (nEUpB)

97 #3 Thread winner so far. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2012 01:34 PM (/3OmY)

#93

Regarding pushups: I can do two.

Posted by: Jack at March 28, 2012 01:34 PM (zKFOT)

99 Getting Joe Biden on a Celebrity Apprentice team with Meatloaf and Gary Busey would be fucking great TV.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 28, 2012 01:35 PM (+lsX1)

100 "Can you please explain the policy change? And please don't ban me again."

Posted by: Jack at March 28, 2012 05:33 PM (zKFOT)

My guess is the "stern warning" that sounds like it was ignored.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 28, 2012 01:35 PM (nEUpB)

101 <<They did 25 actual, not girl, push ups.
I think the Moron Horde, combined, might eke out 26.
So, props to Michelle on her conditioning, if not her political judgement.>>

Pushup smushups How many 12 ounce decreasing curls can she do?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 28, 2012 01:35 PM (tf9Ne)

102 The farther left you go, the more rabidly anti-Semitic it gets. Half of them would have stoked the ovens at Auschwitz for an invite to a cocktail party and 100 votes. Add another 100 votes and they would have dropped the Zyklon B pellets. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 28, 2012 05:33 PM (nEUpB) You have a way with words

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 28, 2012 01:36 PM (eCnLg)

103

"Kinda related, today is National "Something on a Stick" Day!"

I HAVE MY OWN HOLIDAY NOW?!??!!?!?!

Posted by: Sandra Floooooke! at March 28, 2012 01:36 PM (sPO/s)

104 Jack, it isn't democratic rule at the ol' Ace of Spades, HQ. Capt'n. of the boat has the last word.

Posted by: dogfish at March 28, 2012 01:37 PM (N2yhW)

105 Ace-She can't appear as a contestant. You have to be 100 overweight at least, I think. Now I know it's the conservative thing to talk about what a big moose she is, but it really isn't true. For her height I don't think she's that big. She just has a big mouth and and big unattractive personality and is not the fashion icon she's made out to be, IMO

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2012 01:37 PM (/3OmY)

106 This fat twat defiles the East Room of the White House with this shit.
http://tinyurl.com/c5o9mao

I swear these two idiots think that they are on part perpetual vacation and part reality tv show. Is it November yet?

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 28, 2012 01:37 PM (3jGS1)

107 She is stealing a page out of the Sarah Palin play book. Cameras better stay wide.

Posted by: sTevo at March 28, 2012 01:37 PM (vXr7p)

108 Lord, the First Couple continue to offend sensibilities that I didn't even realize I had.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 28, 2012 01:38 PM (IlZPo)

109 Posted by: nevergiveup at March 28, 2012 05:36 PM (eCnLg)

I have seen first-hand what the Left really thinks about Jews.

But...I won the fight.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 28, 2012 01:38 PM (nEUpB)

110 Go away, you ugly fucking bitch. You and your bike helmet wearing, pro basketball jock sniffing homo of a husband ... get the FUCK out of my face.

Posted by: Warden at March 28, 2012 01:39 PM (KvfTp)

111 They did 25 actual, not girl, push ups.

Real pushups are done on fingertips.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 28, 2012 01:39 PM (X3lox)

112 'I agree with post #83 and I never heard anyone point that out so clearly; Thanks..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2012 01:39 PM (/3OmY)

113 111 Go away, you ugly fucking bitch. You and your bike helmet wearing, pro basketball jock sniffing homo of a husband ... get the FUCK out of my face.

Posted by: Warden at March 28, 2012 05:39 PM (KvfTp)

You forgot momjeans wearing poofter...

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 28, 2012 01:39 PM (3jGS1)

114 Speaking of asses, did anyone watch Tosh last night?

Posted by: mike at March 28, 2012 01:40 PM (RIT3J)

115 There's still a chance she'll be mistaken as a contestant if they get a glimpse of the Goodyear blimp behind her.

Posted by: Gmac at March 28, 2012 05:14 PM (HPjDI)

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I can just hear the announcers: And here is who we've been waiting to see, the first lady Moochelle Obama. Excuse me. Who is that standing behind her?

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2012 01:40 PM (+QHB8)

116 She's not even the biggest loser in her own family. The home game is WAY tougher than the TV show for her.

Posted by: Michael at March 28, 2012 01:40 PM (DEEl4)

117 The worst part is going to be watching the contestants gush about how awesome it was to meet the first lady. !!!!! Ugh. I watch on hulu, so skipping over will not be hard.

Posted by: elizabethe at March 28, 2012 01:40 PM (qi1go)

118 You know, I miss my dear departed Dad every day, but I am happy he didn't live to see all this crap that he spent his life fighting. It would've killed him.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 28, 2012 01:40 PM (IlZPo)

119 She'll go on the show, pump up how awesome they are for following her advise and take credit for them wanting to lose weight.

Too bad the show was around before she was put in the position to spend my tax dollars on her fucking dumb ass whim.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2012 01:40 PM (UK9cE)

120 Let's Move!... out of the White House...

Posted by: Sunday, January 20, 2013 at March 28, 2012 01:40 PM (+CuZ/)

121 I have seen first-hand what the Left really thinks about Jews. But...I won the fight. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 28, 2012 05:38 PM (nEUpB) I hear ya

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 28, 2012 01:41 PM (eCnLg)

122 Marine push ups?

Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2012 01:41 PM (HzcmT)

123 He throws like an uncoordinated girl and swings a golf club like a dork.

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 28, 2012 01:41 PM (3jGS1)

124 by 2013 she'll be eligible to be a contestant ... not just because she won't be the First Lady anymore ...

Posted by: JeffC at March 28, 2012 01:41 PM (A3tpD)

125 This could backfire. "Hey, the first lady is the size of a school bus, and everybody admires her. Why the fuck am I trying to lose weight?"

Posted by: Michael at March 28, 2012 01:41 PM (DEEl4)

126 The Biggest Resentful, Nasty, Vindictive, Ungrateful, Demanding, Extravagant First Lady hasn't been greenlighted by the network yet, but if it is, rumor has it that Michelle is on the short list.

Posted by: Cicero at March 28, 2012 01:41 PM (QKKT0)

127 Our First Couple: Celebutards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2012 01:42 PM (PJ+vx)

128 Oh, "Let's Move" was about exercise? My bad.

Posted by: Squad Car Pooper at March 28, 2012 01:42 PM (IlZPo)

129 A tug of war in the Diplomatic Reception Room? Really?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 28, 2012 01:42 PM (QTHTd)

130 Moochelle on Disney? Does she scold the children watching for punishing their parents with a baby?

Posted by: Warden at March 28, 2012 01:43 PM (KvfTp)

131 >>For her height I don't think she's that big.

She's not...although I'm sure the federal government's bullshit BMI chart calls her "obese."

If she wasn't bullying the food industries (unelected and not qualified for even an entry-level position at the FDA--how the fuck did she get this power?!) and hassling fat kids, the size of her ass wouldn't be a meme.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at March 28, 2012 01:43 PM (ZKzrr)

132

"Ace-She can't appear as a contestant. You have to be 100 overweight at least, I think. Now I know it's the conservative thing to talk about what a big moose she is, but it really isn't true. For her height I don't think she's that big. She just has a big mouth and and big unattractive personality and is not the fashion icon she's made out to be, IMO"

I will refer you WAAAAY BACK to the Obama Inauguration. Ace himself: "The Dodge Viper looks up to her for having a wide rear wheelbase."

Link in my name to the AoS thread. It still brings tears of laughter to my eyes.

Posted by: reason at March 28, 2012 01:43 PM (sPO/s)

133 "Let's Move" her fat ass out of the White House.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2012 01:43 PM (PJ+vx)

134 FDA? USDA? Whatever. She's got the same education in the field of nutrition and human health and performance as everyone else with a high school diploma.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at March 28, 2012 01:44 PM (ZKzrr)

135 Michelle on Disney is there to brainwash your kids after you have set them in front of the electronic babysitter.

Posted by: dogfish at March 28, 2012 01:44 PM (N2yhW)

136 She was just out here at Little Rock AFB promoting fitness and healthy eating. Now, there are little signs on the commissary doors about getting your plate healthy. I want to kick them every time I walk through. They are automatic doors. I'm afraid I'd miss.

Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2012 01:44 PM (mjR67)

137 I expect that if she is "overweight", the extra is muscle. That's why I don't talk much shit about her appearance; if she challenged me to a fight, I'd get my ass kicked

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 28, 2012 01:45 PM (QTHTd)

138 The McClains have retained a lawyer named Matt Morgan to deal with Spike Lee. Morgan's law firm hired Charlie Crist, so they are high rollers.

@mattmorganesq

Havent read the comments so this may be really stale, but just wanted to throw that in.

Posted by: stace at March 28, 2012 01:46 PM (lYlx9)

139 The Biggest Resentful, Nasty, Vindictive, Ungrateful, Demanding, Extravagant First Lady hasn't been greenlighted by the network yet, but if it is, rumor has it that Michelle is on the short list.

Posted by: Cicero at March 28, 2012 05:41 PM (QKKT0)

Come on, now. Moochelle felt terrible when they had to shut down New York just for her "promised date-night". She had to take a vacation just to recover from that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 28, 2012 01:46 PM (X3lox)

140 Moochelle will counsel the contestants on avoiding excess. Because commoners need to learn restraint. They can't expect fancy steak dinners and 5 star hotels in Spain, now can they?

Posted by: Warden at March 28, 2012 01:46 PM (KvfTp)

141 Pray for me. I'm in Vegas with my husband's #1 IT guy's sweet girlfriend. She is totally clueless about politics (loves Obama and Moochelle) but is ON HER GAME regarding all things Kardashian.

I just had a liquid lunch.

Carry on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2012 01:47 PM (PJ+vx)

142 I think Moochelle should get a gig on Hard Core Pawn. She can explain why black Detroit behavior is caused by the white hispanics and joooos. I would really enjoy watching that. Oh yeah, and having Obamacare overturned is good for Democrats and Republicans are torturing some slut from Georgetown by dangling free contraceptives at her.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at March 28, 2012 01:47 PM (ursbV)

143 Lots of women have wide rears and as a matter of fact many AA women. Maybe it's genetic thing. Her looks would be fine, IMO, if she hadn't been touted as another Jackie Onassis and if her personality wasn't as post number 127 describes it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2012 01:47 PM (/3OmY)

144 I expect that if she is "overweight", the extra is muscle. That's why I don't talk much shit about her appearance; if she challenged me to a fight, I'd get my ass kicked

She'd reach down with one hand and yank your ass out of your toilet.

Posted by: Cicero at March 28, 2012 01:47 PM (QKKT0)

145 Jane, send pics of the carnage!

Posted by: dogfish at March 28, 2012 01:48 PM (N2yhW)

146 I think we all know who wears the pants in the Obama family.

And it's not Princess Barry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2012 01:48 PM (PJ+vx)

147 OT: Anyone see this? "Q: I just want to go back to -- I want to clarify something, perhaps give you an "out" on your Jerusalem answer. Is it your -- is it your position that all of Jerusalem is a final-status issue, or do you think -- or is it just East Jerusalem? MS. NULAND: Matt, I don't have anything further to what I've said 17 times on that subject. OK? Q: All right. So hold on. So I just want to make sure. You're saying that all of Jerusalem, not just East Jerusalem, is a final-status issue. MS. NULAND: Matt, I don't have anything further on Jerusalem to what I've already said." Yes, thats right. The US State department seems content to violate US law, to go against Congress' acts and legislation, and to not consider Jerusalem, the capital of Israel, to be, in fact, the capital of Israel. GOP candidates, please, use this. Get some more of the tribe on your side. This is an easy one to use. And if we can get into power, please PLEASE clean up the fever swamp at Foggy Bottom. If you can't fix it, defund it, and start anew. I am embarrassed that these are the diplomatic corps of my government. I am heartbroken that we cannot seem to support our ally and friend properly. And I am livid that we are paying salaries to the fools who continue to push this crap.

Posted by: John Galt at March 28, 2012 01:48 PM (9NQ6I)

148 BTW the link is http://bit.ly/H0RW4T

Posted by: John Galt at March 28, 2012 01:49 PM (9NQ6I)

149 Jane, Sorry to hear that; I wouldn't know a darn thing about Kim Kardashian other than that she's supposedly hot and is entitled jerk which you probably couldn't say to the girlfriend.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2012 01:50 PM (/3OmY)

150 NBC just cancelled this. The First Lady will be on vacation.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2012 01:50 PM (7utQ2)

151 Moochelle has set a precedent as the first Maxim Hot 100 Women to appear on The Biggest Loser.

A couple of shows and Moochelle will be right back up there, putting ugly ducklings like Padma Lakshmi and Olivia Munn to shame, again.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 28, 2012 01:51 PM (X3lox)

152 146 Jane, send pics of the carnage!

Posted by: dogfish at March 28, 2012 05:48 PM (N2yhW)

Lol. She's so sweet and pretty. Had to go through the full body cavity search with TSA in Savannah yesterday. The agent literally said to her, "I'm going to feel near your crack."

Of course, I was "randomly selected" for explosive residue on my hands. So there's that.

Let me just say, if we win the $467,000 Mega Millions, we will never travel by commercial air EVER AGAIN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2012 01:51 PM (PJ+vx)

153 She should stay with sesame street... she has teh body of big bird

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 28, 2012 01:51 PM (nTgAI)

154 I lol'd.

http://is.gd/n4RXoh

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at March 28, 2012 01:52 PM (ZKzrr)

155 She's really not too bad looking, to echo whoever said that already, but put her next to Jackie or Carla Bruni...yeah, you just can't. Promoting healthy eating isn't a bad cause either, especially nowadays, but she has the fabled Reverse Midas touch.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 28, 2012 01:52 PM (triha)

156

156She should stay with sesame street... she has teh body of big bird

More like a vampire big bird. Have you seen the choppers on her? She would rip your leg off if she was told it was a pork chop.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at March 28, 2012 01:53 PM (ursbV)

157 i really wouldn't care at all, with the exception is she mandates as Barak does, to school systems.

Posted by: willow at March 28, 2012 01:53 PM (TomZ9)

158 Pravda love obama. That says it all I guess

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 28, 2012 01:53 PM (eCnLg)

159 Has there ever been a president and first lady in history who have been as fame whorish as these two?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2012 01:54 PM (PJ+vx)

160 Michelle is a great big fat stupid ugly racist affirmative action steaming pile of anti-American shit. And those are her good qualities.

Posted by: Pompus at March 28, 2012 01:54 PM (g2Tpk)

161
Of course, I was "randomly selected" for explosive residue on my hands. So there's that.

Blow up anything interesting or just doing inventory?

Posted by: Heorot at March 28, 2012 01:54 PM (Nq/UF)

162

Yeah. I'm going to take fitness tips from a woman shaped like a butternut squash in maroon and gold crushed velvet "designer" potato sacks.

Tell you what, Lumpy - I'd break you and that fragile bitch husband in the gym. Go back to $500,000 vacations to eat at El Bulli and The Fat Duck and quit clamoring for so much attention. It ain't helping your chances of continuing to piss on the property value on Pennsylvania Ave.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2012 01:54 PM (JDIKC)

163

she has teh body of big bird

Stuffed with corn bread and sausage?

Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2012 01:54 PM (3SvjA)

164 EoJ. Have I told you lately I love you?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2012 01:55 PM (PJ+vx)

165 "I'm going to feel near your crack."

At least we know it wasn't a moron. AoSHQ style guide says to say "taint".

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 28, 2012 01:55 PM (QTHTd)

166

"Yeah. I'm going to take fitness tips from a woman shaped like a butternut squash in maroon and gold crushed velvet "designer" potato sacks"

We're having butternut squash for dinner tonight. Thanks EoJ!.

Posted by: Bosk at March 28, 2012 01:56 PM (n2K+4)

167 I think we know who wields the bat'leth in THAT family, if you know what I mean...

Posted by: Lieutenant Worf at March 28, 2012 01:56 PM (9tLNI)

168 Beckel is to stupid to really understand the facts down in Florida

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 28, 2012 01:56 PM (eCnLg)

169 Will they at least measure the circumference of her ass?

Posted by: mike at March 28, 2012 05:16 PM (RIT3J)

*****

I think pi is involved somehow.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2012 01:57 PM (4q5tP)

170

"I just had a liquid lunch."

OMG me too!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 28, 2012 01:57 PM (sPO/s)

171

These appearances are going to be ratcheted up. Remember the SCOAMT or someone in his regime saying she was going to be very active in campaigning for her failure husband? We're going to see much more of both of them in the coming months.

I've never wished for time to go by quickly as I have now. This election is going to be hellish.

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2012 01:57 PM (+QHB8)

172 We should have shoes made with Great Obama Seals on the bottoms of them. Then we could walk upon the sands of Egypt around the Great Pyramid of Giza impregnating the sands with their glory.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 28, 2012 01:58 PM (EiH7n)

173 Beckel is to stupid to really understand the facts down in Florida

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 28, 2012 05:56 PM (eCnLg)

Definitely a cadidate for the biggst loser... in more ways than one

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 28, 2012 01:58 PM (nTgAI)

174 Next up: Pawn Stars, with Michelle trying to get bigs money for a few "old things" she found around the White House.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2012 01:59 PM (PJ+vx)

175 152 For once, I'm relieved she's going on vacation. When one of them show up on a program, I stop watching it. My TV viewing habits have changed dramatically. When my husband deploys, I'm getting rid of cable entirely.

Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2012 01:59 PM (mjR67)

176 bigs money = big money

Thank you, Pinot Grigio.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2012 01:59 PM (PJ+vx)

177 >>with the exception is she mandates as Barak does, to school systems.

I'd love to know how the executive's consort gets regulatory powers.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at March 28, 2012 02:00 PM (ZKzrr)

178 >>with Michelle trying to get bigs money for a few "old things" she found around the White House.

"Nice antique desk...but the heel marks scuffing up the finish really bring down its value."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at March 28, 2012 02:01 PM (ZKzrr)

179 HeatherRadish, you crack me up. We know it wasn't blowjobs, at least not from her.

Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2012 02:01 PM (mjR67)

180

"Has there ever been a president and first lady in history who have been as fame whorish as these two?"

Good Lord, you just couldn't keep Ellen Wilson off of the TV!

Posted by: Joey Biden! at March 28, 2012 02:02 PM (XiVKO)

181 Aww, thanks Jane. C'mere and gimme a hug. Don't worry about the hand on your ass - that stays in Vegas.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2012 02:02 PM (JDIKC)

182 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2012 02:02 PM (7W3wI)

183 Even the blowjobs are outsourced.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 28, 2012 02:02 PM (EiH7n)

184

Waiting for the picture of her standing next to a "Biggest Loser" sign.

Instant viral email.

Posted by: Max Entropy at March 28, 2012 02:02 PM (UaGr+)

185 EoJ

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2012 02:03 PM (PJ+vx)

186

Christ on a crutch. Do the Obamas have no sense of decorum at all?

Posted by: pep at March 28, 2012 05:08 PM (6TB1Z)

-------------------

The Arizona pep-rally ("oh, by the way, people died") with T-shirts should have told you that.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at March 28, 2012 02:03 PM (M0NzJ)

187 163 Has there ever been a president and first lady in history who have been as fame whorish as these two?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2012 05:54 PM (PJ+vx)

Hey!

Posted by: Bill and Hill at March 28, 2012 02:03 PM (axc/z)

188 As Mrs Jakeman is fond of saying, "Her backyard's big enough for a swimming pool." Denounce myself, &tc, &tc.

Posted by: jakeman at March 28, 2012 02:03 PM (96M6e)

189
Yeah. I'm going to take fitness tips from a woman shaped like a butternut squash in maroon and gold crushed velvet "designer" potato sacks.

Tell you what, Lumpy - I'd break you and that fragile bitch husband in the gym. Go back to $500,000 vacations to eat at El Bulli and The Fat Duck and quit clamoring for so much attention. It ain't helping your chances of continuing to piss on the property value on Pennsylvania Ave.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2012 05:54 PM (JDIKC)

I like the cut of your jib, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2012 02:04 PM (XCHGh)

190 As Mrs Jakeman is fond of saying, "Her backyard's big enough for a swimming pool."

Denounce myself, &tc, &tc.

Posted by: jakeman at March 28, 2012 06:03 PM (96M6e)

Does she have a license to two that trailer ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 28, 2012 02:04 PM (nTgAI)

191 TOW

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 28, 2012 02:04 PM (nTgAI)

192 What do they mean she'll be on vacation? It looks like the footage has already been shot (see pic on theulstermanreport website of the group workout on the floor of the East Room).

Also, Jane I'll say an extra prayer for patience for you. Maybe you can slip in some remarks to sow some thinking into your new friend's head.

Posted by: Mayday at March 28, 2012 02:04 PM (orrLR)

193 Just think of how skinny I'm going to look standing next to those fatties.

Posted by: Michelle Antionette Obama at March 28, 2012 02:04 PM (UaGr+)

194 EoJ - the meme to use is, "I'm going to be feeling near your crack."

Posted by: reason at March 28, 2012 02:05 PM (XiVKO)

195 190 Christ on a crutch. Do the Obamas have no sense of decorum at all?
Posted by: pep at March 28, 2012 05:08 PM (6TB1Z)
-------------------
The Arizona pep-rally ("oh, by the way, people died") with T-shirts should have told you that.

Let's not forget the fashionable new Obama Hoodies, celebrating the Thug Life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2012 02:06 PM (PJ+vx)

196 "I'm going to be feeling near your crack."

If it's Mooch's posterior, wouldn't that be more of a fault line? I'm sure Peaches posterior is perfect.

Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2012 02:08 PM (mjR67)

197

@ reason

I prefer my own memes. Such as:

"Oh, you're staying at the Venetian? You should come over to The Cajun and check out the new BonerCoaster attraction."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2012 02:10 PM (BatdI)

198 178 Next up: Pawn Stars, with Michelle trying to get bigs money for a few "old things" she found around the White House.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2012 05:59 PM (PJ+vx)

Harr! Perfect. .....Rick will go nuts over all that 'old historical stuff.'

Posted by: wheatie at March 28, 2012 02:11 PM (dEMjC)

199 Hopefully they'll check her Body Mass Index.

Posted by: Deuce at March 28, 2012 02:12 PM (E55AK)

200

Does she weigh the same as a duck?

We shall use my largest scales.

Posted by: AMartel at March 28, 2012 02:34 PM (1Bqk7)

201 You know those really dumb comedy movies about how a bunch of no-class dolts get into a museum or public building and do stupid things like play catch and knock over all the priceless artifacts? Cue up that picture of Michelle Obama holding a sack race in the White House, will you? (headdesk until bleeding)

Posted by: Merovign, aka Jack Benny at March 28, 2012 02:45 PM (bxiXv)

202 Obama Hoodies - He's fleecing the masses, and now fleecing your asses!

Posted by: reason at March 28, 2012 02:49 PM (XiVKO)

203

Dear Michelle Obama,

I noticed that when I stare at the Sun, my eyes hurt. Is this bad for me? What should I do?

signed,

Squinty in Brooklyn

Dear Michelle Obama,

We're thinking about holding a charity benefit track meet where everyone runs carrying a pair of scissors. What do you think?

signed,

Hemophilia Foundation

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 28, 2012 02:54 PM (S9ctq)

204 Aw... come on folks. Give the mooch a break. She can't talk with the adults because they recognize the hatred she harbors against white America. Kids need to be indoctrinat, I mean educated to make them more meek and obeying. This entire cabal is full of rage, wanting to make us pay for God knows what, as well as the overwhelming need to destroy our country in the process.. They are just deeply evil; diabolical.

Posted by: TruthSpeaker at March 28, 2012 02:57 PM (pqVyv)

205 Michelle Obama has turned the White House into the set of a Reality TV Show.

That segment of Biggest Loser starring Michelle Obama was filmed in the same room of the White House were Abraham Lincoln's funeral was held.

Posted by: OxyCon at March 28, 2012 03:17 PM (ur8o6)

206 Will they at least measure the circumference of her ass?

Posted by: mike at March 28, 2012 05:16 PM (RIT3J)
*****

I think pi is involved somehow.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2012 05:57
*****
I'm a sure I can sail around Michelle's ass and it will take alot less time than the geographers say.

Posted by: christopher columbus at March 28, 2012 03:34 PM (6RnvM)

207 1. Lobster
2. Wings
3. Fries
4. Lobster
5. Lobster

Posted by: Moochelle's Appearance Demands at March 28, 2012 03:35 PM (LQIyD)

208 Who's the fat chick with the fancy desk?

Hi, Jane! Welcome back to Vegas.

Posted by: Chumlee at March 28, 2012 03:36 PM (6RnvM)

209 My husband says if the secret service shows up on our doorstep he will be pissed. I think he will get over it. BTW, saw this on Jake Tapper's twitter feed.

Posted by: museisluse at March 28, 2012 03:57 PM (q2H2p)

210 No matter how many times I say it, it's still true . . .

Nixon (and Johnson before him) may have caused the loss of respect for the office of President. But neither of them, nor Pat nor Lady Bird, nor any of the Chief Execs and First Ladies before or after, went so far as to hawk frickin' NAIL POLISH.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2012 06:13 AM (exvgC)

211 173 Will they at least measure the circumference of her ass?

Posted by: mike at March 28, 2012 05:16 PM (RIT3J)
*****

I think pi is involved somehow.
*
*
Yeah. Pie, and cake, and bon-bons . . .

(Such an easy joke to make, I'm almost ashamed of myself. Almost.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2012 06:16 AM (exvgC)

212 She;s been impossible since she got her abdominoplasty and body sculpture (tummy tuck and lipo)

Posted by: I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but... at March 29, 2012 04:11 PM (Vs4+C)

213

"snopes.com/politics/obama/photos/derrieres.asp

This is a phony pic butt I like it anyway. Check out the ass on the left. I think it may be the best in the whole world. "

If that's the pic I'm thinking of, I first saw it on Michelle Obama's Mirror, and the Mirror don't lie.

Snopes, on the other hand....like a rug..

Posted by: I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but... at March 29, 2012 04:15 PM (Vs4+C)

214

With that double wide bro mama ass she sports, she should be on that show. Fits right in. Are we paying for it, like all her other unnecessary trips and assorted bullshit?

Posted by: USMC Steve at March 30, 2012 12:48 PM (mW1sw)

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