July 26, 2012

Ohio Occupy Bomber Pleads Guilty, Will Testify Against Former Comrades
— Gabriel Malor

The first totally non-violent and peaceful bomber will testify against his Occupy pals over the plot to bomb a Cleveland bridge. No honor among anarchodumbasses, eh?

Anthony Hayne, 35, of Cleveland, who has a criminal record for theft and breaking and entering, pleaded to all three counts against him in U.S. District Court. His attorney, Michael O'Shea, said Hayne hopes to get leniency in return for his testimony.

Under the terms of the surprise plea deal, Hayne will have the chance to avoid a life prison term. With the plea and offer of testimony for the prosecution, he could face 15 years to nearly 20 years in prison.

As is typical in terrorism cases, the defendants claimed that they were entrapped by the FBI. Then they start turning on each other as their first taste of jail starts to wear thin.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 07:28 AM | Comments (196)
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1 I think he "knows too much".

Posted by: wheatie at July 26, 2012 07:29 AM (mtRB0)

2 'ello. What's this then?

Posted by: toby928© at July 26, 2012 07:31 AM (QupBk)

3 Yeah, when offered only a decade of ass raping vs a lifetime of ass raping he will rat his buds.

Posted by: Vic at July 26, 2012 07:31 AM (YdQQY)

4 They were set up by Chik-Fil-A!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 26, 2012 07:31 AM (ggRof)

5 If you're going to make an omelet, you have to burn, torture, & kill the richest 1% of eggs. Nonviolently, of course.

Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at July 26, 2012 07:31 AM (NpR/e)

6 If you gab about doing a crime with an informant, it might be entrapment. When you take delivery of the "explosives" and head out to the target, that claim kind of evaporates.

Posted by: toby928© at July 26, 2012 07:32 AM (QupBk)

7 AceofGabes all the news from yesterday, today!

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2012 07:33 AM (EszeI)

8 Cleveland  Rocks!  Unless  you're  an  anarchist  wanna-be  douchebag.

Posted by: Ian Hunter at July 26, 2012 07:33 AM (msPO3)

9 Maybe if they all start woring about long stretches, they dime out any higher-ups in the movement.

Now, higher-ups could be anyone, including SEIU or ACORN personnel.

ABC chief investigative correspondent Bran Ross would be proud of that last statement.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at July 26, 2012 07:33 AM (kqqGm)

10 "I don't think any of these guys intended harm to human beings," O'Shea said. "I think they just thought this was a way of making some sort of political statement. But I'm relatively confident none of these people had any desires to actually hurt anybody."

Do defense lawyers even hear the words that come out of their mouths?  How do you bomb a bridge where people drive their cars without harming human beings?

Posted by: huerfano at July 26, 2012 07:34 AM (bAGA/)

11 You can't bomb a bridege if nobody builds it for you.

Posted by: Barakhenaten I at July 26, 2012 07:34 AM (EszeI)

12 Occupy Wall Street? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at July 26, 2012 07:35 AM (C8mVl)

13 "I don't think any of these guys intended harm to human beings," [defense attorney] O'Shea said. "I think they just thought this was a way of making some sort of political statement. But I'm relatively confident none of these people had any desires to actually hurt anybody."

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See?  They were love bombs.

But

"The men also discussed other potential targets, including a law enforcement center, oil wells, a cargo ship or the opening of a new downtown casino, according to a prosecution affidavit."

Yeah, no way anybody could have gotten hurt with any of those.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 26, 2012 07:36 AM (Hx5uv)

14 You can almost hear his thoughts while lying face down chewing the pillow while desperately trying to keep his cellmate "Bubba" entertained well enough to keep him from strangling him: "what the hell was I thinking? I don't like this martyr shit, nope, not a bit."

Posted by: maddogg at July 26, 2012 07:36 AM (OlN4e)

15 yes yes, but what does this have to do with chicken sandwiches and waffle fries?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 26, 2012 07:36 AM (d/5qf)

16 When Ace returns and asks what we did while he was gone we can say we lived through The Great AoS Pop Tart War.

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 26, 2012 07:36 AM (C0ttM)

17 He can join up with Occupy Uranus.

Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2012 07:36 AM (VndSC)

18 Mostly peaceful blowing up a bridge.

Posted by: runningrn at July 26, 2012 07:37 AM (WGmy2)

19 Isn't prison the perfect communist society where everone is equal, all your needs are met by the government and nobody can leave lest they risk getting shot? Like Nork? These stooges should be begging to get locked up!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at July 26, 2012 07:37 AM (/hNXp)

20 In the can, these guys can convert to the "Religion of Mostly Peace".

Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2012 07:38 AM (VndSC)

21 OWS members are anarchist that want to blow up bridges?

Never heard of such a thing.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at July 26, 2012 07:38 AM (3ZjAP)

22 It's discrimination that a Chik-fil-A sandwich doesn't fit up my butt.

Posted by: The Nonexistant Militant Gay Lobby at July 26, 2012 07:38 AM (NpR/e)

23 Now, higher-ups could be anyone, including SEIU or ACORN personnel.\
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Don't forget us!

Posted by: Democrat politicians and Party bosses at July 26, 2012 07:39 AM (YdQQY)

24 btw, I have to say that my respect and admiration for Glenn Beck has increased ten fold in the last year. Glenn Beck is a Good man.

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 26, 2012 07:39 AM (GUbzo)

25

Objection!

Your Honor, the Defense moves to have a DownTwinkle entered into the records.

Posted by: OWS Defense Attny. at July 26, 2012 07:39 AM (EszeI)

26 The Great AoS Pop Tart War.

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Can a Pop Tart be hurled further by a longbow or a cross bow?  What about accuracy?

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 26, 2012 07:39 AM (Hx5uv)

27 Lots of uptwinkles are waiting for him.

Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2012 07:39 AM (VndSC)

28 .....as their first taste of jail starts to wear thin.

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Ha ha...

We see what you did there...

Posted by: Prisoner Welcoming Committee at July 26, 2012 07:39 AM (C8hzL)

29 Great how the rats are turning on each other.  Is this surprising from the OWS crowd?  If they're an expert on anything other than being complete dumbfucks, it's knowing how the criminal justice system works.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny solidarity) at July 26, 2012 07:39 AM (LL02L)

30 btw, I have to say that my respect and admiration for Glenn Beck has increased ten fold in the last year.

Glenn Beck is a Good man.

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Whatever else Glenn Beck is, he's a true believer.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 26, 2012 07:40 AM (Hx5uv)

31 I don't read Gabe's posts and I encourage others not to......

(From Tina last night. Still applies today.)

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at July 26, 2012 07:40 AM (HpT9p)

32 They didn't build that by themselves, you know.  

The government helped with the bomb.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, The One Who Eats Dogs at July 26, 2012 07:40 AM (3ZjAP)

33 OWS? Oh yeah, they mentioned it in the last sentence of the article.


Same delicate touch as when we report on the Tea Party!!

Posted by: Brian Ross, Blabbermouth at Large at July 26, 2012 07:40 AM (DQHjw)

34 "I don't think any of these guys intended harm to human beings," O'Shea said. "I think they just thought this was a way of making some sort of political statement. ------------- Of course. Guns, those things kill people. But they didn't have any guns, only bombs. Bombs never actually kill anybody, they just make statements. The bridge bomb was going to explode and send a bunch of leaflets into the air. /s

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at July 26, 2012 07:41 AM (FIYvq)

35 Now, higher-ups could be anyone, including SEIU or ACORN personnel.\
\
Don't forget us!

Posted by: Democrat politicians and Party bosses at July 26, 2012 11:39 AM (YdQQY)


And OWS's spiritual godmother, Lizzie Warren. 

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 26, 2012 07:41 AM (Hx5uv)

36 I see their cellmates "snuck some middle class tax cuts by them" in prison, so to speak.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 26, 2012 07:41 AM (71LDo)

37 Don't forget us!

That could be the second layer.  Not saying that they are, but there are Democrat politicians and Party bosses living in Cleveland.

See again how I channeled my inner Brian Ross.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at July 26, 2012 07:42 AM (kqqGm)

38 Can't wait to meet my new cell mate!

Posted by: Ben Dover at July 26, 2012 07:42 AM (xmipk)

39 Tossed salad is vegan. They're in luck.

Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2012 07:43 AM (VndSC)

40 Anthony,  you want to be the husband or wife?


OK, come up here and suck your wife's dick.

Posted by: Lee Roy, the bunkmate at July 26, 2012 07:43 AM (3ZjAP)

41 Posted by: Ben Dover at July 26, 2012 11:42 AM (xmipk)

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Wow.... and I thought MY name sucked....

Posted by: Rob Lowe at July 26, 2012 07:43 AM (C8hzL)

42 Believer in freedom and other inalienable rights, you mean? I concur.

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 26, 2012 07:43 AM (QhsAJ)

43 The only real AOSHQ approved breakfast is pancakes and bacon. Pop Tarts are for RINOs. Unfrosted Pop Tarts are an abomination. Point of order mallamut. The only acceptable breakfast for the southern wing of AoSHQ include grits and biscuits with gravy. Sheesh.

Posted by: Midaz at July 26, 2012 07:44 AM (xmipk)

44 As is typical in terrorism cases, the defendants claimed that they were entrapped by the FBI. Then they start turning on each other as their first taste of jail starts to wear thin. These Occutards are mostly spoiled, entitled children of privilege who aren't use to hardship of any kind. The worst things they've ever had to endure is the local barista muffing their cruelty free, skinny double soy latte order, the occasional 8 a.m. class or having to stand in line to use an ATM to access money that Mommy and Daddy deposited in their accounts. They will not do well in prison.

Posted by: runningrn at July 26, 2012 07:44 AM (WGmy2)

45 Paging Nancy Pelosi...Nancy Pelosi...

Posted by: dananjcon at July 26, 2012 07:44 AM (eavT+)

46 Pop-Tart Atlatl.  

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2012 07:44 AM (EszeI)

47

Posted by: Ben Dover at July 26, 2012 11:42 AM (xmipk)

 

Get yo ass back home.

Posted by: Eileen Dover at July 26, 2012 07:44 AM (VndSC)

48 Holder will make sure these 'tards get probation.

Posted by: Ed Anger at July 26, 2012 07:45 AM (7+pP9)

49

This trial was pending when Brian Ross went searching for a Tea Party-Aurora link, right?

 

Sadly, this was apparently the first time the media was made aware of the OWS Bomb Plot. You can't blame him for his ignorance.

Posted by: CJ at July 26, 2012 07:45 AM (9KqcB)

50 The Great AoS Pop Tart War. In fairness, it was The War of the Frosting.

Posted by: toby928© at July 26, 2012 07:45 AM (QupBk)

51 Whatever else Glenn Beck is, he's a true believer.

Easy to be a true believer when you're raking in millions to be one.

Posted by: booger at July 26, 2012 07:45 AM (HI6wa)

52 Not everyone has time to make bacon and pancakes. Pop Tarts are the perfect food. Delicious and portable. And highly nutritious.

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 26, 2012 07:46 AM (nl+IM)

53 41 Can't wait to meet my new cell mate! Posted by: Ben Dover at July 26, 2012 11:42 AM (xmipk) Me too

Posted by: Dick Hertz at July 26, 2012 07:46 AM (136wp)

54 Maybe just another brent kimberlin, he will get out soon

Posted by: Cmehusky at July 26, 2012 07:46 AM (Y148v)

55 Point of order mallamut. The only acceptable breakfast for the southern wing of AoSHQ include grits and biscuits with gravy. Sheesh.

And Bacon.  Don't forget the frickin' Bacon.  I already know that there's sausage in the gravy.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at July 26, 2012 07:46 AM (kqqGm)

56 Not to rain on the parade but the schmuck was entrapped. So was the case with just about all the 'foiled' terrorist plots during the past few years. Typically these idiots are loud mouthed drunks - targeted by those who would protect us - who are goaded into accepting fake weapons and a hair brained scheme that will allow them to be caught.

Posted by: John at July 26, 2012 07:47 AM (rHaMl)

57 Well, one thing is sure.  He's have a clear complexion in just a week or two.

Posted by: Lee Roy, the bunkmate at July 26, 2012 07:47 AM (3ZjAP)

58 Occupy some corn hole!

Posted by: Bubba and Tiny at July 26, 2012 07:47 AM (WGmy2)

59 Pop Tarts are the perfect food. Delicious and portable. And highly nutritious.

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading

 

 

A  man's   perfect breakfast is to be served a Pop Tart at 2 in the afternoon by a naked woman.

Posted by: Eileen Dover at July 26, 2012 07:47 AM (VndSC)

60 Sp glad someone built a road to the bridge and built the bridge, otherwise this guy would have to try and bomb nothing.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 26, 2012 07:47 AM (Cnqmv)

61 I'm gonna teach my new cellmate how to truly occupy something IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Ben Dover at July 26, 2012 07:48 AM (xmipk)

62 the Non Frosters faction gave no fight they are like the Italians in WWII

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 26, 2012 07:48 AM (Sj28i)

63 I think the occupy scum are much child rapers than they are bombers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2012 07:48 AM (05RcU)

64

I love the     statement the    guy's lawyer    put out.      Bolding is my own:

 

"I don't think any of these guys intended harm to human beings," (Michael) O'Shea said. "I think they just thought this was a way of making some sort    of    political statement. But I'm relatively confident none of these people had any desires to actually hurt anybody."

 

Jiminy H. Christmas on a cracker.    He shoved enough caveats    into that statement to       make the cocaine baggies stuffed up a drug mule's rectum think, "Ouch, that's a lot of shoving."

 

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Reporter at July 26, 2012 07:48 AM (4df7R)

65 Point of order mallamut. The only acceptable breakfast for the southern wing of AoSHQ include grits and biscuits with gravy. Sheesh.

All I know is people who open their eggs from the little end are insane lunatics.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2012 07:48 AM (KXm42)

66 I'm working on his memoir, now. What should I call it?

Posted by: William Ayers at July 26, 2012 07:49 AM (136wp)

67 Unfrosted is the only truly conservative pop tart.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at July 26, 2012 07:49 AM (SDkq3)

68 who are goaded into accepting fake weapons You know, as sociopathic as I may be, I don't think I could be "goaded" into accepting explosives and heading out to a bridge. YMMV.

Posted by: toby928© at July 26, 2012 07:49 AM (QupBk)

69 Occupy some corn hole!

ha

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2012 07:49 AM (KXm42)

70 All I know is people who open their eggs from the little end are insane lunatics.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2012 11:48 AM (KXm42)


Little end?  Shit I haven't seen that in years.

Posted by: The Chicken at July 26, 2012 07:50 AM (3ZjAP)

71 59 41 Can't wait to meet my new cell mate! Posted by: Ben Dover at July 26, 2012 11:42 AM (xmipk) Me too Posted by: Dick Hertz at July 26, 2012 11:46 AM (136wp) He'll never see me again...

Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 26, 2012 07:50 AM (136wp)

72 The only true breakfast for Morons is beer and the news thread.  Note that bourbon may be substituted for beer for the truly hardcore.

Posted by: Vic at July 26, 2012 07:50 AM (YdQQY)

73 if they made an unfrosted un-filled Pop Tart, woul you eat it? they would be called Pop Crusts...

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 26, 2012 07:51 AM (F3eIL)

74 Watsa matter punk too sissy to blow up a little bridge. Awwwww.........

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2012 07:51 AM (KXm42)

75 In my day we at rocks for breakfast, and we were grateful to have them.

Posted by: toby928© at July 26, 2012 07:51 AM (QupBk)

76 We love corn fed, vegan Occupy azz! It's tasty, tender, white meat veal!

Posted by: Bubba and Tiny at July 26, 2012 07:51 AM (WGmy2)

77 Unfrosted is the only truly conservative pop tart.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at July 26, 2012 11:49 AM (SDkq3)



Do you hate America? Just askin questions.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at July 26, 2012 07:51 AM (ZhEoC)

78 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 26, 2012 07:51 AM (8y9MW)

79 When  I  was  Mayor  of  Cleveland  I  didn't  allow  such  shenanigans.  Harvey  Pekar  was  the  closest  thing  we  had  to  a  domestic  terrorist  and  he  was  merely  a  misanthrope.

Posted by: Dennis Kucinich at July 26, 2012 07:51 AM (msPO3)

80 You cook your bacon and pancakes separately?!?  What is wrong with you?

http://tinyurl.com/coneqyt

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at July 26, 2012 07:51 AM (SDkq3)

81 The only true breakfast for Morons is beer and the news thread. Note that bourbon may be substituted for beer for the truly hardcore.

You forgot pancakes.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 26, 2012 07:51 AM (8y9MW)

82 OWS, screaming "we are nonviolent" while throwing rocks and bottles of urine and feces at the cops is a classic.

Posted by: Penfold at July 26, 2012 07:51 AM (1PeEC)

83

A man's perfect breakfast is to be served a Pop Tart at 2 in the afternoon by a naked woman.

 

A perfect woman isn't there when you wake up.

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2012 07:52 AM (EszeI)

84 Bomb didn't go off?  Loser.

Posted by: Bill Ayers at July 26, 2012 07:52 AM (Hx5uv)

85 80 The only true breakfast for Morons is beer and the news thread. Note that bourbon may be substituted for beer for the truly hardcore. Posted by: Vic at July 26, 2012 11:50 AM (YdQQY) What about people like me. I like to keep my OEM liver until least sixty. Would steak and eggs be acceptable, if I slaughter the cow myself?

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 26, 2012 07:52 AM (136wp)

86 Point of order mallamut. The only acceptable breakfast for the southern wing of AoSHQ include grits and biscuits with gravy. Sheesh.

Breakfast implies food being consumed, and thus grits does not qualify.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 26, 2012 07:52 AM (SY2Kh)

87

62Not to rain on the parade but the schmuck was entrapped. So was the case with just about all the 'foiled' terrorist plots during the past few years. Typically these idiots are loud mouthed drunks - targeted by those who would protect us - who are goaded into accepting fake weapons and a hair brained scheme that will allow them to be caught.

 

Posted by: John at July 26, 2012 11:47 AM (rHaMl)

 

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Are you fucking kidding me?

Or did you forget to put a /sarc tag at the end of that.

Posted by: wheatie at July 26, 2012 07:52 AM (mtRB0)

88 @80

True dat. 

One year at Ocean Drive I had nothing to put on my Frosted Flakes but beer.

Tasted pretty damn good actually.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at July 26, 2012 07:52 AM (3ZjAP)

89 The only true breakfast for Morons is beer and the news thread. Note that bourbon may be substituted for beer for the truly hardcore.

Save the bourbon for the afternoon Vic.  Unless you're Clampin'.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at July 26, 2012 07:52 AM (kqqGm)

90

who are goaded into accepting fake weapons

 

Yeeeeeah, you know what?   I'm pretty gullible, but if someone starts trying to palm a stick of C4     and a box of    bomb-making paraphernalia    off on me,    or maybe some AK-47s, or something understated, like a .22... I'm gonna say no.   Every time.   Because I'm not a stupid anarchist.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Reporter at July 26, 2012 07:52 AM (4df7R)

91 Frosting is the number one cause of these trillion dollar deficits.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at July 26, 2012 07:53 AM (SDkq3)

92 Bomb didn't go off? Loser. Yes, but timing is everything.

Posted by: Diana Oughton at July 26, 2012 07:53 AM (QupBk)

93 83 In my day we at rocks for breakfast, and we were grateful to have them. Posted by: toby928© at July 26, 2012 11:51 AM (QupBk) Wow! you must be one of those 1%-ers. We had to eat whatever dust bunnies we could scrounge from under the bed.

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 26, 2012 07:53 AM (136wp)

94 A perfect woman isn't there when you wake up.

Oh!  badump heyoooo

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2012 07:53 AM (KXm42)

95

morning frosting?

-Sigh-

I miss Reggie.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 26, 2012 07:54 AM (EszeI)

96 I'm working on his memoir, now. What should I call it?

Posted by: William Ayers at July 26, 2012 11:49 AM (136wp)


The Audacity of Explosives.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 26, 2012 07:54 AM (Hx5uv)

97 Quite frankly, if someone is stupid enough to allow himself to be convinced to bomb a bridge/law enforcement center/etc, then anyone in the US should have the right to murder-death-kill him until he is dead, then repeat same upon any and all of his blood relatives.

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: The Species, Not Improving As Quickly As I'd Like at July 26, 2012 07:54 AM (FUozQ)

98

who are goaded into accepting fake weapons

 

 

Bubba can call it whatever he wants, but the guy will still have to "accept" it.



Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2012 07:55 AM (VndSC)

99 Posted by: Navin R Johnson at July 26, 2012 11:40 AM (HpT9p)

Maybe we should burn his writings too!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 26, 2012 07:55 AM (nEUpB)

100 Breakfast implies food being consumed, and thus grits does not qualify.

You consume food when you eat grits.  They should be positively smothered in butter, after all.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 26, 2012 07:55 AM (8y9MW)

101 101 83 In my day we at rocks for breakfast, and we were grateful to have them.  
Posted by: toby928© at July 26, 2012 11:51 AM (QupBk)  

Wow! you must be one of those 1%-ers. We had to eat whatever dust bunnies we could scrounge from under the bed.    

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 26, 2012 11:53 AM (136wp)

 

 

We had to get out of bed at six o'clock in the morning and lick road clay with tongue.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Reporter at July 26, 2012 07:55 AM (4df7R)

102

I thought Pop Tarts were the young singer chicks like Britney and that Perry slut... Alas. 

 

 

 

So - you guys actually eat those dried up little toxin squares?  They sell in the vending machine for less than candy...  I'm sure not going to war over those.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 26, 2012 07:56 AM (xUM1Q)

103 LOL, he looked at the prison cafeteria menu and saw that it featured a lot of salad.  Problem is, he had to toss it.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 26, 2012 07:56 AM (dZ756)

104 Wow! you must be one of those 1%-ers. We had to eat whatever dust bunnies we could scrounge from under the bed.


You had a bed??

Posted by: fluffy, what slept on a dirt floor at July 26, 2012 07:56 AM (z9HTb)

105 The only true breakfast for Morons is beer and the news thread. Note that bourbon may be substituted for beer for the truly hardcore. Just make it a boilermaker and cover all the bases.

Posted by: Midaz at July 26, 2012 07:56 AM (xmipk)

106 A perfect woman isn't there when you wake up. Well, yeah. She's never been here, in fact.

Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2012 07:56 AM (FcR7P)

107 We had to get out of bed at six o'clock in the morning and lick road clay with tongue.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Reporter

 

Sounds like work for Rosie O.

Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2012 07:56 AM (VndSC)

108 The only true breakfast for Morons is beer and the news thread. Note
that bourbon may be substituted for beer for the truly hardcore.


Save the bourbon for the afternoon Vic. Unless you're Clampin'.


What? No Value-Rite?

Posted by: Retread at July 26, 2012 07:57 AM (I2fq9)

109 99 Frosting is the number one cause of these trillion dollar deficits.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at July 26, 2012 11:53 AM (SDkq3)


I love it! Reminds me of the lunch I packed.

Posted by: Barney at July 26, 2012 07:58 AM (3ZjAP)

110 Breakfast implies food being consumed, and thus grits does not qualify. HERESY!!! Burn the witch!

Posted by: Midaz at July 26, 2012 07:58 AM (xmipk)

111 118 fo' shizzle ... frosted pop tarts and mead ...

Posted by: Honey Badger, drinker of mead at July 26, 2012 08:00 AM (GvYeG)

112 What's wrong with Bloody Marys in the morning?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 26, 2012 08:00 AM (nEUpB)

113 We would never have take Iwo without adequate supplies of frosted Pop Tarts.

Posted by: A Guy Who Was There, But Hardly Ever Talks About It at July 26, 2012 08:00 AM (zMouK)

114 next up... Beanie Weenies vs Hot Pockets

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 26, 2012 08:00 AM (eHNxr)

115 73 I'm working on his memoir, now. What should I call it?

Posted by: William Ayers at July 26, 2012 11:49 AM (136wp)


Oh God Bubba, Please Not Again

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 26, 2012 08:00 AM (RD7QR)

116 @119

I love it! Reminds me of the lunch I packed, in the condom.

I packed that for you, bitch.

Posted by: Barney's wife at July 26, 2012 08:00 AM (3ZjAP)

117 Posted by: fluffy, what slept on a dirt floor You and your fancy dirt floor.

Posted by: toby928© at July 26, 2012 08:01 AM (QupBk)

118 What's wrong with Bloody Marys in the morning? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 26, 2012 12:00 PM (nEUpB) Nothing other than some pills don't mix well with booze

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2012 08:01 AM (05RcU)

119

“[DoJ IG Horowitz] said weeks and not months,” said Rep. Gowdy referring to the timeline IG Horowitz gave him and Chaffetz as to when the IG’s report on Fast and Furious will be released to Congress.

HorowitzÂ’s report is expected to show how the controversial gun walking operation failed and who ultimately authorized decisions behind the program. Attorney General Eric Holder has already been held in contempt by the House for failing to comply with a House Oversight Committee subpoena that required the Justice Department to supply Congress with thousands of documents relating to the Fast and Furious investigation.


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We'll see what happens.  Linked on HA.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 26, 2012 08:01 AM (Hx5uv)

120 No frosting on pop tarts?!! We are no longer living in America!

Posted by: runningrn at July 26, 2012 08:01 AM (WGmy2)

121

Not to rain on the parade but the schmuck was entrapped. So was the case with just about all the 'foiled' terrorist plots during the past few years. Typically these idiots are loud mouthed drunks - targeted by those who would protect us - who are goaded into accepting fake weapons and a hair brained scheme that will allow them to be caught.

 

I doubt the patriotic Muslims "entrapped" in recent years were big drinkers. Their Koran frowns on that.

 

Furthermore, you need to take a minute to consider how many chances these rats have to ponder whether to go to the next step - how many times they have a chance to back out before agreeing to act. Personally, I want to know how many of the people in my country want to commit terrorism. These aren't "schucks." Find a different word.

Posted by: CJ at July 26, 2012 08:02 AM (9KqcB)

122 58 Not everyone has time to make bacon and pancakes.

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 26, 2012 11:46 AM (nl+IM)


Lack of time is no excuse for not making pancakes.

http://www.batterblaster.com/

Posted by: Big McLargeHuge at July 26, 2012 08:03 AM (f1L/Z)

123 Reggie used to call me his Indonesian Hot Pocket.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 26, 2012 08:03 AM (EszeI)

124

Is "Frosted Pop Tarts" vs "Unfrosted     Pop Tarts"   going to become the HQs next "crossbow vs. longbow"     meme?

 

Put me down on the "Frosted, No Filling" band wagon.   But since frosted Pop Tarts with no filling would technically be "cookies," I guess I'm a cookie girl.     Go me!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Reporter at July 26, 2012 08:03 AM (4df7R)

125 It was those dastardly cows from Chik-Fil-A...they MADE me do it!!!

Posted by: mpfs, EAT MOR CHIKIN! at July 26, 2012 08:03 AM (iYbLN)

126 batterblaster To the Urban Dictionary!

Posted by: toby928© at July 26, 2012 08:03 AM (QupBk)

127 You consume food when you eat grits. They should be positively smothered in butter, after all.

Then save yourself the trouble and soak a paper napkin in melted butter.  It's not like anyone would taste the difference.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 26, 2012 08:03 AM (SY2Kh)

128 129 Posted by: fluffy, what slept on a dirt floor You and your fancy dirt floor. Posted by: toby928© at July 26, 2012 12:01 PM (QupBk) You are you saying your slept on rocks then ate them?

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 26, 2012 08:03 AM (136wp)

129 126
next up...

Beanie Weenies vs Hot Pockets

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 26, 2012 12:00 PM (eHNxr)


Beanie Weenies are the only truly conservative comfort food. Plus there's puns galore in their name.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 26, 2012 08:03 AM (RD7QR)

130 You had a bed??

Posted by: fluffy, what slept on a dirt floor at July 26, 2012 11:56 AM (z9HTb)

 

 

 

 

 

Pfft.  We had to sleep on broken glass.

Didn't have no lawn mower.  We used our teeth to cut the grass.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 26, 2012 08:03 AM (xUM1Q)

131

What's wrong with Bloody Marys in the morning?

 

You have to wash the sheets.

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2012 08:04 AM (EszeI)

132 Nothing other than some pills don't mix well with booze

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2012 12:01 PM (05RcU)


Shit, I could never hold the needle steady if I had a Bloody Mary.

Posted by: Zombie Brian Jones at July 26, 2012 08:04 AM (3ZjAP)

133 My vote:  Unfrosted Pop Tarts

Frosted PopTarts are teh ghey.

Posted by: mpfs, EAT MOR CHIKIN! at July 26, 2012 08:04 AM (iYbLN)

134 if I die today I'll regret never making Pop Tart sandwiches the possibilities, think about them

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 26, 2012 08:05 AM (fpzdb)

135 We had to sleep on broken glass.Didn't have no lawn mower. We used our teeth to cut the grass. Posted by: Reactionary at July 26, 2012 12:03 PM (xUM1Q) Wow! You had a salad bar?

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 26, 2012 08:05 AM (136wp)

136 You consume food when you eat grits. They should be positively smothered in butter, after all.

We laugh at your GREETS, silly English pig dog

Posted by: Escargot, smothered in butter and garlic, and actually quite tasty at July 26, 2012 08:05 AM (hPNaa)

137

batterblaster

To the Urban Dictionary!

 

I lose it every time I pass that shit in the store.

Every damn time.

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2012 08:05 AM (EszeI)

138

I have never heard of     Beanie Weenies.

 

...

 

I denounce myself.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Reporter at July 26, 2012 08:05 AM (4df7R)

139 Gah, all this talk of smothering things in butter is making me crave    crumpets.   DAMMIT, I want a crumpet.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 26, 2012 08:06 AM (4df7R)

140 Personally, I want to know how many of the people in my country want to commit terrorism. These aren't "schucks." Find a different word.

Posted by: CJ at July 26, 2012 12:02 PM (9KqcB)

 

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Indeed.  If you are accepting bombs and such and set out to a target you've talked about, you're a terrorist.  If that's entrapment, then I say let's have more entrapment.  We need entrapment all over the place - especially in shit holes like Dearbornistan.  Entrap those murderers, and send them to federal-pound-you-in-the-ass prison for good. 

 

 

Posted by: Reactionary at July 26, 2012 08:06 AM (xUM1Q)

141

batterblaster

To the Urban Dictionary!

 

There's a tasteful picture of me, there.

Posted by: Peter North at July 26, 2012 08:06 AM (EszeI)

142 I have never heard of Beanie Weenies. ------------------ How did you think all those Beanie Babies got made?

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at July 26, 2012 08:07 AM (FIYvq)

143 You consume food when you eat grits. They should be positively smothered in butter

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Grit eater values are not New York values.

Posted by: HRH Bloomberg at July 26, 2012 08:07 AM (Hx5uv)

144

>>>Pfft. We had to sleep on broken glass.Didn't have no lawn mower. We used our teeth to cut the grass.

 

Teeth?  Ok then, whatever...Your Highness.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at July 26, 2012 08:07 AM (BrQrN)

145 I have two cans of beanie weenies in my cupboard now.   Perfect food snack when having a good day of beer and bourbon.

Posted by: Vic at July 26, 2012 08:07 AM (YdQQY)

146 You have to wash the sheets.

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2012 12:04 PM (EszeI)


I can help with that.  Just hold on a minute while I punch this hooker.

Posted by: ShamWow Vince at July 26, 2012 08:07 AM (zMouK)

147

30.....as their first taste of jail starts to wear thin.

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Ha ha...

We see what you did there...

 

 

Maybe it left a bad taste in his mouth.   Tossing molotov cocktails is one thing, salads, quite another.

Posted by: C. Kramer at July 26, 2012 08:07 AM (tNNU0)

148

Teeth? Ok then, whatever...Your Highness.

 

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at July 26, 2012 12:07 PM (BrQrN)

 

LOL!   This is why I love this place.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 26, 2012 08:08 AM (4df7R)

149 Wow! You had a salad bar?

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 26, 2012 12:05 PM (136wp)

 

 

 

Who said we got to consume it?  Mulch has to come from someplace. 

Posted by: Reactionary at July 26, 2012 08:08 AM (xUM1Q)

150 You know what else is good smoothered in butter........damn near everything. Especially on Deep Fat Fried Butter.

Posted by: David Frum at July 26, 2012 08:08 AM (QupBk)

151 Just for MWR

http://is.gd/6wLtLH

Posted by: Vic at July 26, 2012 08:08 AM (YdQQY)

152

 

I was entrapped!

All those gun shops lured me in...and made me buy those guns.

Posted by: The Orange-Haired Shooter at July 26, 2012 08:09 AM (mtRB0)

153 Especially on Deep Fat Fried Butter.

Posted by: David Frum at July 26, 2012 12:08 PM (QupBk)

 

--------------------

 

 

Meh.  Even butter is nothing compared to the wholesome goodness that is Lard.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 26, 2012 08:10 AM (xUM1Q)

154 re 161   C Kramer is an old sock from a previous dumb comment of mine, sorry bout that.  Sincerely,

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 26, 2012 08:10 AM (tNNU0)

155

Teeth? Ok then, whatever...Your Highness.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at July 26, 2012 12:07 PM (BrQrN)

 

LOL.  Well played.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 26, 2012 08:10 AM (xUM1Q)

156 @135

That is some cool shit.  Perfect for camping trips!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 26, 2012 08:11 AM (3ZjAP)

157 166 Just for MWR

http://is.gd/6wLtLH

Posted by: Vic at July 26, 2012 12:08 PM (YdQQY)

 

 

OHHHHH.   Now    the name makes sense to me. 

 

Thanks, Vic!

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at July 26, 2012 08:11 AM (4df7R)

158 I laugh when I hear about "entrapment".  Next time you are at a gun show and come across a table with some idiot selling sears and slides to convert your M1 Carbine to an M2, pause and take a look around.


It is almost a foregone fact that the table is run by an ATF fed and there are at least two or three others close by.


Same thing for internet sites for child porn, 99% of them are run by the feds.  They are the biggest purveyors of child porn in the world.

Posted by: Vic at July 26, 2012 08:12 AM (YdQQY)

159 Beanie Weenies is Man Food for boys of all ages. Good for camping too.

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 26, 2012 08:13 AM (gDIwW)

160 Frosting  is  dried  hamster  jiz. Unfrosted  pop tarts  were  the  original  breakfast  cardboard.  My six  year  old  niece  loves  to  dunk  them  in  her  coffee.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 26, 2012 08:13 AM (6BgmB)

161

 

I was entrapped, I tell ya.

That theater lured me into doing what I did.....with their easy access through the exit door.

 

Posted by: The Orange-Haired Shooter at July 26, 2012 08:13 AM (mtRB0)

162

>>That is some cool shit. Perfect for camping trips!

 

Bisquick makes a small plastic container that is perfect for camping.  Just add water, shake and pancake batter is ready to go.  Also, you can rinse it out reuse it over and over.  It's a good thing for multi-day trips.

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2012 08:14 AM (EszeI)

163 176 Beanie Weenies is Man Food for boys of all ages.

Good for camping too.


Man, don't I know it.  Made my career.

Posted by: blazing saddles campfire scene at July 26, 2012 08:14 AM (hPNaa)

164 Just remember President Clinton pardoned some other 'non-violent' Puerto Rican terrorists.  Those misunderstood souls only tried to blow up the Capitol. 

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2012 08:14 AM (R8XuK)

165 Apropos of nothing, Vienna Sausages are vastly overrated.

Posted by: toby928© at July 26, 2012 08:15 AM (QupBk)

166 If tmi3rd is around, congratulations! You knocked both anthems out of the park!

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 26, 2012 08:15 AM (RD7QR)

167 "I don't think any of these guys intended harm to human beings," Of course not. That's why they planted them in someone else's neighborhood.

Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2012 08:15 AM (FcR7P)

168 Yup, Anthony Hayne was a member of the Tea Party all right.

Posted by: Ross, ABC News at July 26, 2012 08:15 AM (iPZdK)

169 Those misunderstood souls only tried to blow up the Capitol.

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NTTAWWT

Posted by: HRH Bloomberg at July 26, 2012 08:16 AM (Hx5uv)

170 My six year old niece loves to dunk them in her coffee. Coffee? You are a hardcore family for sure.

Posted by: toby928© at July 26, 2012 08:16 AM (QupBk)

171 So, the NBC bitches are all in a fit 'cause Romney didn't take any questions from the US press corps in London, only questions from local media.

Once again, seems like this Mitt fellow is starting to understand who the real enemy is, and is treating them accordingly.

He is very carefully and deliberately adopting the Newt approach: Never concede the premise of the question, turn the attack back on them and give the answer to the question you want, not the one they posed.

Keep it up, Mitt--all you can do is drive GOP enthusiasm up. And demoralize the hell out of the DNC/MSN complex.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 26, 2012 08:16 AM (imtbm)

172 182 Apropos of nothing, Vienna Sausages are vastly overrated.

Don't I know it.

Posted by: Mrs. Clark Gable at July 26, 2012 08:16 AM (hPNaa)

173 Thread derecho! Another new one

Posted by: Vic at July 26, 2012 08:17 AM (YdQQY)

174 151 I have never heard of Beanie Weenies.



So upscale whatever happen to the hobo favorites, Vienna Sausages or Race Pate(AKA, potted meat)

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 26, 2012 08:17 AM (3ZjAP)

175 I  once  ruled  Cleveland.

Posted by: Ernie Anderson at July 26, 2012 08:17 AM (msPO3)

176 11 "I don't think any of these guys intended harm to human beings," O'Shea said. "I think they just thought this was a way of making some sort of political statement. But I'm relatively confident none of these people had any desires to actually hurt anybody." Yeah, lawyer, run that BS by the family of the cop that Dohrn and Ayers got killed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 26, 2012 08:18 AM (iPZdK)

177 @183: Seconded on the praise of tmi3rd, amazing versions of both anthems.  Deserves its own post.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 26, 2012 08:19 AM (tqwMN)

178 I haven't seen any "potted meat" in a while but I still get deviled ham which is close.

Posted by: Vic at July 26, 2012 08:19 AM (YdQQY)

179 nood top irrelevant post

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 26, 2012 08:20 AM (uaJ2E)

180 Britney Spears is the ideal Pop Tart if you're thinking of a war.

Posted by: Cricket at July 26, 2012 08:21 AM (DrC22)

181 Latest Rasmussen daily poll:  Mitt 48 Oclusteroid 44

Gallup:  Mitt 46 Oclusteroid 45

Forward motion:  keep it up...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 26, 2012 08:21 AM (wtvvX)

182 irrelevant post So you're saying it doesn't reference the current burning issue of breakfast pastries that whole web is talking about?

Posted by: toby928© at July 26, 2012 08:22 AM (QupBk)

183

 Frosting is dried hamster jiz. Unfrosted pop tarts were the original breakfast cardboard. My six year old niece loves to dunk them in her coffee.

 

 

Coffee? You are a hardcore family for sure.

Posted by: toby928© at July 26, 2012 12:16 PM (QupBk)

 

Her  dad  put  his  foot  down  when  it  came  to  wine  coolers  for  breakfast;  those  are  for  after  school. 

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 26, 2012 08:23 AM (6BgmB)

184 @187:  Ha!  I was drinking coffee as far back as I can remember, prolly 4-5 years old.  It was more like half coffee half milk, but it was good...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 26, 2012 08:24 AM (wtvvX)

185 this is important ground we're covering, toby your sarcasm is noted

Posted by: soothsayer jumps in without reading at July 26, 2012 08:25 AM (0D8hD)

186

And the number of attempted bombings, rapes, robberies, assaults on police by Tea Party activists remains at zero.

So of course Brian Ross should look at the Tea Party when trying to "investigate" the Aurora shooting.

Posted by: Jay at July 26, 2012 08:31 AM (3LaGb)

187 re #182

Them Vietnamese sure know how to make good sausages!

Posted by: zombie Flip Wilson at July 26, 2012 08:36 AM (FUozQ)

188 I hope someone informed these anarchist's to take a pillow with them when they hit the showers, gives then something to bite down on.

Posted by: Drider at July 26, 2012 08:43 AM (HaJD9)

189 It was an honest mistake - he misread the occupy slogan "Build bridges not bombs" as "Bomb bridges not buildings".

Posted by: zmdavid at July 26, 2012 08:54 AM (X73rr)

190 "Teeth? Ok then, whatever...Your Highness." HA! teh funneh was brung!

Posted by: lowfibass at July 26, 2012 09:03 AM (BrqlK)

191

I'm a little guy in a big man's cage

I suffer both his pleasure and his rage

Four or five times a day he pumps his bliss

And I'm nothing but his personal orifice

Posted by: model_1066 at July 26, 2012 09:07 AM (YbQJm)

192

Before you can even decide about breakfast you need...HUTCHMETH(tm). Taking orders for Labor Day Now!

 The best way to celebrate being forced into a union, in a non right to work state, is tweaking your face off one day a year.

Posted by: hutch1200 at July 26, 2012 09:41 AM (+XyPo)

193 "first taste of jail starts to wear thin" You mean their first taste of sodomy.....

Posted by: izoneguy at July 26, 2012 10:26 AM (hbRed)

194

"No honor among Anarchodumbasses"

Uh, what part of "anarchists" did you not understand?

Anarchy - It's a lousy system, but it's better than no system at all.

 

 

Posted by: West at July 26, 2012 10:29 AM (1Rgee)

195 You would be suprised how many "anarchists" there are and how many are teachers and administrators in public schools

Posted by: thunderb at July 26, 2012 11:09 AM (/dwCP)

196 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2012 03:42 PM (6o4Fb)

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