April 05, 2012

Open Thread-Update: Now The Official Overnight Open Thread
— DrewM

Please stand by while we work on some technical difficulties.

Update: Now with like 100% less content...because sometimes less is more.

Update: CAC here. I have been posting a daily projection on the sidebar for a few weeks now. Today I've modified it so you can see how 10 specific swing states are leaning: Pennsylvania, Ohio, Wisconsin, Nevada, Colorado, New Hampshire, Virginia, Florida, North Carolina, and Iowa. Should be pretty self explanitory, and their changing colors will correlate in the above number, showing Obama and Romney's electoral totals (and has tossup EV's sandwiched in-between). They are also organized from most Democratic to most Republican within their respective colors. So right now, Pennsylvania is less favorable to Obama than, say, Nevada or Virginia. The rest is pretty self explanatory. I will be updating Monday through Friday.

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1 4th at last!

Posted by: Killjoy at April 05, 2012 05:13 PM (U/ftZ)

2 That big giant penis broke the blog.

Posted by: grease monkey at April 05, 2012 05:14 PM (VSWPU)

3 I fear commenting here, lest I get disappeared.

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2012 05:14 PM (z9HTb)

4 Ace of Spades  - when you want the very best in technical difficulties and non-functioning HTML links

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 05:15 PM (P6QsQ)

5 Man, they took it away!

Posted by: Y-not at April 05, 2012 05:15 PM (5H6zj)

6 That big giant penis broke the blog.


Like A Clockwork Orange.

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2012 05:15 PM (z9HTb)

7 OH I LOVE test patterns!!  They remind me of happier times, when I used to watch Kukla, Fran and Ollie.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 05:16 PM (P6QsQ)

8
Signs like that use to scare me when I was a kid. I thought it meant nuclear attack was imminent.

Posted by: mike at April 05, 2012 05:16 PM (yyxSW)

9 I need to take my  pills.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2012 05:16 PM (Sh42X)

10 Actually i doubt the kiddies here have ever really saw that signal on their TVs?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 05:17 PM (eCnLg)

11 Is someone getting an ass-chewing for posting a pic of MLK under a headline that included the word "Orangutan"?

Racists.

Posted by: weew at April 05, 2012 05:18 PM (ElfHn)

12 OH I LOVE test patterns!! They remind me of happier times, when I used to watch Kukla, Fran and Ollie. Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 09:16 PM (P6QsQ) Ya mean Gumby and that Farm Show that was on early in the AM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 05:18 PM (eCnLg)

13 If my daughter wanted a forehead dot, I would get her one just like Nikki Haley's.

Hers is just marvelous.

Posted by: I am the walrus, goo goo ga joo at April 05, 2012 05:18 PM (PH+2B)

14 Roller Derby from the Olympic Auditorium

Posted by: grease monkey at April 05, 2012 05:19 PM (VSWPU)

15 Ya mean Gumby and that Farm Show that was on early in the AM Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 09:18 PM



And Clutch Cargo. 

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 05:19 PM (P6QsQ)

16 And Sky king

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 05:20 PM (eCnLg)

17 Roller Derby from the Olympic Auditorium


Kansas City Bomber?

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2012 05:20 PM (z9HTb)

18 That test pattern is very tastefully done.

Posted by: Gallant at April 05, 2012 05:20 PM (1grxW)

19 22 That test pattern is very tastefully done.
Posted by: Gallant at April 05, 2012 09:20 PM

Fuck you Gallant.

Posted by: Goofus at April 05, 2012 05:21 PM (1grxW)

20 2This entire blog is one big technical difficulty.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 05, 2012 09:14 PM (vbh31)

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The 1000 links to other blogs that were abandoned   pre-2006 are nice.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 05, 2012 05:21 PM (UpwlP)

21 Signs like that use to scare me when I was a kid. I thought it meant nuclear attack was imminent.
Posted by: mike at April 05, 2012 09:16 PM




Cover your heads, kids, and get under your desks.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 05:21 PM (P6QsQ)

22 Frank Luntz, man: you're a pollster.  people have to trust you.  lose the bad toupee

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 05, 2012 05:21 PM (AxHOT)

23 That test pattern is very tastefully done. Posted by: Gallant at April 05, 2012 09:20 PM (1grxW) Well yeah except for that racist picture of Tonto on the top?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 05:21 PM (eCnLg)

24 Oh, wow...It's the Indian Channel.... FAR OUT!

Posted by: Satan's Barbed WeeWee at April 05, 2012 05:22 PM (Jls4P)

25 L.A. TBirds

Posted by: grease monkey at April 05, 2012 05:22 PM (VSWPU)

26 Fuck you Gallant.
Posted by: Goofus



Ha!

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2012 05:22 PM (z9HTb)

27 And Sky king Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 09:20 PM



And Garfield Goose, with Frazier Thomas.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 05:22 PM (P6QsQ)

28 Test pattern/The Olberman Empire

Posted by: Jimmah at April 05, 2012 05:23 PM (UpwlP)

29 OH I LOVE test patterns!! They remind me of happier times, when I used to watch Kukla, Fran and Ollie.

Some smart military blog. Didn't even play the National Anthem first.

Posted by: Heorot at April 05, 2012 05:23 PM (Y06m6)

30 Roller Derby from the Olympic Auditorium

Call RI-9-5171for your tickets to see the LA T-Birds!!!

Posted by: Satan's Barbed WeeWee at April 05, 2012 05:24 PM (Jls4P)

31

First TV watching for me was in the '50s. Programming lasted about 8 hours per day. I was so excited with the new technology that I would watch the test pattern for 30 minutes waiting for a program.

Posted by: Ronster at April 05, 2012 05:24 PM (XkVVw)

32

San Francisco judge rules that kids can have toys in their Happy Meals.  Small victories.

 

http://tinyurl.com/7xwlyr2

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2012 05:24 PM (bMLFV)

33 Please stand by while Al Sharpton, that fat racist fucking anti-Semitic son of a bitch does something racist, and talks about I.T. and skillets.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:24 PM (IhUxK)

34 uh oh I think Truman is in deep doo doo

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2012 05:24 PM (T3rTv)

35 And moose and squirrel. Though the World of Commander McBragg was the best.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 05, 2012 05:25 PM (btzPD)

36 Fireball XL-5

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 05:25 PM (WhSRj)

37 The NBA is the lowest form of scum in the sport's universe. Dwight Howard and the Orlando magic are 100% in the tank, just like the Knicks were to get rid of D"Antonie.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 05:25 PM (eCnLg)

38 The test pattern is racist.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2012 05:25 PM (bMLFV)

39 Well yeah except for that racist picture of Tonto on the top?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 09:21 PM (eCnLg)


That little douchebag has been giving me a bad name for decades. Nobody ever listened to me when I told him that he was a little Eichmann.  All those doctors offices with "Highlights" chronicling  his "good deeds" are just giving a voice to racists. Go to the doctor to get your feet chopped off, stay for the racism.

Posted by: Goofus at April 05, 2012 05:25 PM (1grxW)

40 "Oh, wow...It's the Indian Channel.... FAR OUT!" Are you trying to get into my tee-pee? [G]

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:25 PM (IhUxK)

41 Fuck you Gallant.

Posted by: Goofus



Goofus, filthy rich Wall Street trader, mocks Gallant, impoverished social worker

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 05, 2012 05:26 PM (AxHOT)

42 Oh, I've got your technical difficulties right here.

IN MY PANTS!!

Yeah, I know. It's an old joke but still, it really is right here in my pants, let me show you...

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster Empire at April 05, 2012 05:26 PM (ay6+/)

43

paging DrewM.... paging DrewM...

 

 

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2012 05:26 PM (I2LwF)

44 Some smart military blog. Didn't even play the National Anthem first.

Posted by: Heorot at April 05, 2012 09:23 PM (Y06m6)

 

Heh. You might be a grey hair if...you can remember when tv channels signed off for the night. Now they just go to infomercials.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 05, 2012 05:26 PM (NVu2l)

45 Hello morons, moronettes,

The Sinister Imbecile In Chief demands that we bow down a worship His Audacitytood.

He reminds me of a girlfriend I once had, briefly.  We broke up over religious differences.  You see, I was raised a Catholic.  But she thought she was God.


Or

We broke up religious differences.  I am Catholic and she is the Devil.

I will be her all week.  Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 05:27 PM (O3R/2)

46 I was so excited with the new technology that I would watch the test pattern for 30 minutes waiting for a program.

That test pattern was more compelling than a good 90% of today's programming, and less harmful to your intelligence.

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 05, 2012 05:27 PM (hO8IJ)

47 Now they just go to infomercials. Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 05, 2012 09:26 PM (NVu2l) Or to "married with children"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 05:27 PM (eCnLg)

48 RI = Richmond exchange .. I lived in the ANgelus Exchange .. East L. A. 

Posted by: grease monkey at April 05, 2012 05:27 PM (VSWPU)

49 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 05:28 PM (7W3wI)

50 Remember the Yules Time Burning Logs? Rivetting TV

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 05:28 PM (eCnLg)

51 I just now watched the Bill Plante vid. Ed Henry didn't even try to conceal his amusement and Plante's raised brow said plenty.

Carney is a shit.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 05:28 PM (piMMO)

52 Analysis: Justice Kagan--Giving liberals a rhetorical lift


DRUDGE

LOL


Posted by: Cast Iron at April 05, 2012 05:28 PM (EL+OC)

53 The NBA is the lowest form of scum in the sport's universe. 

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 09:25 PM (eCnLg)

 

The whole NBA game sucks.  It's unwatchable.  It's like the home run derby at the MB All Star Game.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 05, 2012 05:28 PM (AxHOT)

54 You might be a grey hair if...you can remember when tv channels signed off for the night.


Ya, I think here they'd go off at midnight and not come back on till  6am .  All three channels.  4, if you counted public television, which no one did.  At that time, public TV consisted of some math teacher writing equations on a chalkboard.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 05:28 PM (P6QsQ)

55 Anyway, I'll see you guys around.  Ace and the cobs have my email if anyone would like to say hello. 

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2012 05:29 PM (I2LwF)

56 >>Some smart military blog. Didn't even play the National Anthem first.

Heh. I went to a "meet the GOP state senate candidates" thingy tonight, and the third candidate (of nine...) to give his three-minute "vote for me" spiel made us all do the Pledge of Allegience before he'd continue. The county chair forgot it at the beginning.

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 05, 2012 05:29 PM (hO8IJ)

57 What is that? Some kind of Indian ouija board? Speaking of Indians, you remember that commercial of the old Indian who would stand along the highway and cry because he saw people carelessly littering? Yeah, has he ever been to an Indian reservation, cuz he's going to need a ShamWow to soak those tears up.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 05, 2012 05:29 PM (U/ftZ)

58 And by "New" I mean relative to the age of Elena K. Kagan's ignored wormhole.

Posted by: New Comments Thingy at April 05, 2012 05:29 PM (Vg4Vv)

59 Damnable did I miss humor?  A blog hacking perhaps?  Or some hijinks!

Posted by: tsrblke at April 05, 2012 05:30 PM (SYrwI)

60 Analysis: Justice Kagan--Giving liberals a rhetorical lift DRUDGE LOL Posted by: Cast Iron at April 05, 2012 09:28 PM (EL+OC) I saw that. Who ever wrote that was so pin the bag. what a joke.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 05:30 PM (eCnLg)

61 Did Truman get fired ?

Posted by: grease monkey at April 05, 2012 05:30 PM (VSWPU)

62 >>You might be a grey hair if...you can remember when tv channels signed off for the night.

Some of them still did that in the 1990s, in smaller markets.

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 05, 2012 05:30 PM (hO8IJ)

63 I remember watching Wrestling and Roller Derby  from the Olympic on one of the independent stations in LA growing up with my younger brother... the announcer would always give the number to the Olympic as RI-9-5171... even into the late 70's... there was even a sign that had the number witten that way...

Posted by: Satan's Barbed WeeWee at April 05, 2012 05:30 PM (Jls4P)

64 Anyway, I'll see you guys around. Ace and the cobs have my email if anyone would like to say hello. Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2012 09:29 PM



???  what

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 05:30 PM (P6QsQ)

65 I miss the large Phalus.

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 05, 2012 05:30 PM (FZO+I)

66 Soon you will see the power of this fully operational TV Station.

Posted by: The Keith Olbermann Empire at April 05, 2012 05:30 PM (2IW5Q)

67

: Radish A. Radish at April 05, 2012 09:27 PM (hO8IJ)

 

So true Radish. 

Posted by: Ronster at April 05, 2012 05:31 PM (XkVVw)

68 I was so excited with the new technology that I would watch the test pattern for 30 minutes waiting for a program.

And it was a nice warm-up for the tubes. My aunt used to turn on her tv early to watch Dialing For Dollars. She never won but was always hopeful.

Posted by: Retread at April 05, 2012 05:31 PM (joSBv)

69 Heh. You might be a grey hair if...you can remember when tv channels signed off for the night. Now they just go to infomercials.


I have some grey hair, but I'm not ready to be described as such.


Get off my lawn.

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2012 05:31 PM (z9HTb)

70 ANgelus Exchange = anus gel exchange.  just saying.

Posted by: wooga at April 05, 2012 05:31 PM (vjyZP)

71

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2012 09:29 PM (I2LwF)

 

The fuck?

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 05:31 PM (FZO+I)

72 Speaking of Indians, you remember that commercial of the old Indian who would stand along the highway and cry because he saw people carelessly littering?

Posted by: Killjoy at April 05, 2012 09:29 PM (U/ftZ)

He was actually an Italian guy from Brooklyn.  Seriously.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 05, 2012 05:31 PM (AxHOT)

73 In the Bill Plant vid, did you see the moronette next to Ed Henry.  So funny.  At first she appears to be trying to focus and understand everything.  Eventually she's laughing too.

Jay Carney goes the way of all carneys.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 05:32 PM (O3R/2)

74 FREE TRUMAN !!11

Posted by: grease monkey at April 05, 2012 05:32 PM (VSWPU)

75 61 Anyway, I'll see you guys around. Ace and the cobs have my email if anyone would like to say hello.

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2012 09:29 PM (I2LwF)


WTF?  Truman North departing?  #NotMarvelous

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at April 05, 2012 05:32 PM (0d0K7)

76 "Remember the Yules Time Burning Logs? Rivetting TV" I grew up with "Fun With Joya" and "The Magic Garden." Even when Sesame Street first started.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:32 PM (IhUxK)

77 At that time, public TV consisted of some math teacher writing equations on a chalkboard.


*****

And that bearded guy who taught painting.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 05:33 PM (piMMO)

78 I had typed and sent the most profound comment ever to grace my nic, and it disappeared.
damn, just damn.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 05:33 PM (TomZ9)

79 Actually, the last time I lived in Iowa, Iowa Public TV would sign off, at least on Saturday nights after the British sci-fi shows, with the national anthem and stock footage of the state.  Then they'd show telecourses until the morning farm report.

Hrm.

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 05, 2012 05:33 PM (hO8IJ)

80 hope everyone believed me.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 05:33 PM (TomZ9)

81 Ball Me morial Hospital http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/indiana-scrotum-horror-769123

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at April 05, 2012 05:33 PM (sdi6R)

82 I missed the giant penis? Man no one tells me when anything happens around here.

Posted by: embittered redleg at April 05, 2012 05:33 PM (CuPwN)

83 Bob Ross

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2012 05:33 PM (g2zUF)

84 FREE TRUMAN !!11
Posted by: grease monkey at April 05, 2012 09:32 PM



Is this going to require chipping in for bail money?  Because I spent the last of my cash on skillets.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 05:33 PM (P6QsQ)

85 Um... I hope Truman didn't get bannated entirely

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 05:34 PM (QTHTd)

86 I am sorry, but I hear the dirge playing next door.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:34 PM (IhUxK)

87

WTF? Truman North departing?

 

Can you take Ace with you so we can get a new one? 

A funny one.  Like the original Ace.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 05:34 PM (FZO+I)

88
Is that Chief Jay Strongbow on the test pattern?

Posted by: sTevo at April 05, 2012 05:34 PM (VMcEw)

89 I did have gray hair, but now its light brown and I remember when they played the national anthem with a jet flying..

Posted by: Jimmah at April 05, 2012 05:34 PM (UpwlP)

90 anyway Martin Luther King's letter was very interesting, It's difficult to believe those times existed in America. More difficult to know  Dems still benefit from those harsh times.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 05:34 PM (TomZ9)

91 I don't understand what's happening here.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 05:34 PM (P6QsQ)

92 time, public TV consisted of some math teacher writing equations on a chalkboard.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 09:28 PM (P6QsQ)

 

I grew up with four. We had a local independent station that mainly just played Star Trek and Wild, Wild West re-runs.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 05, 2012 05:35 PM (NVu2l)

93 "Bob Ross" The only white guy to ever have a full, 100% Afro. And he was MELLOW - you could sleep through one of his shows even if you had just awoke from a 4 week nap.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:35 PM (IhUxK)

94 I told you people not to piss off the clowns.

Posted by: cherry at April 05, 2012 05:35 PM (OhYCU)

95 Indiana Scrotum Horror would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 05, 2012 05:35 PM (hO8IJ)

96 I liked Kula Fran and Ollie, and Garfield Goose and Clutch Cargo. Happier times, indeed

Posted by: doom am I, full-ripe, dealing death to the worlds, engaged in devouring mankind. at April 05, 2012 05:35 PM (Dp2vJ)

97 Hey, Truman...huh?

wassup?

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster Empire at April 05, 2012 05:35 PM (ay6+/)

98 damn, just damn.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 09:33 PM (TomZ9)

 

You?  I was the model for that Penis Statue. 

There goes my 15 sec. of fame. 

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 05:36 PM (FZO+I)

99

I threw this up on FB to start debate for shits and giggles, "Dear woman, if the Catholic church refusing to pay for your contraception medication while Democrats are forcing them to has convinced you to vote for Obama you are an idiot."

No takers yet.  I thought women were flocking to Obama and the Dems because of this.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 05, 2012 05:36 PM (JKNDp)

100 I am sorry, but my neighbor just ran through the street with his Depends on fire.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:36 PM (IhUxK)

101

You might be a grey hair if...you can remember when tv channels signed off for the night.

 

 

Guaranteeing an entire generation of kids who knew the Star Spangled Banner.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2012 05:36 PM (bMLFV)

102 Truman North at April 05, 2012 09:29 PM (I2LwF)
What's going on?

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 05:36 PM (TomZ9)

103 " I told you people not to piss off the clowns." I told you people not to piss ON the clowns.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:36 PM (IhUxK)

104 I don't understand what's happening here.

Me neither, but it sounds bad.

Don't ban Truman. If he posted a big penis, okay, yell at him, but he adds/added a lot of value to this place.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 05:36 PM (QTHTd)

105 Penis park got Truman fired from the blog?What??

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 05:36 PM (7W3wI)

106 I missed the giant penis?
Posted by: embittered redleg at April 05, 2012 09:33 PM
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Nope. Still here.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster Empire at April 05, 2012 05:37 PM (ay6+/)

107 I don't understand what's happening here.


****

WHAT'S HAPPENING?!!!!!

Posted by: Girl from Poltergeist at April 05, 2012 05:37 PM (piMMO)

108 He was actually an Italian guy from Brooklyn. Seriously.

I am calling Bullshit.

He really was an American Indian.  Those were good ads.  People really used just throw their shit out of the car window.  The still do in some parts.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 05:37 PM (O3R/2)

109 My olde time favorite game show. Beat the Clock.

Posted by: Ronster at April 05, 2012 05:37 PM (XkVVw)

110 Not allowed to mix serious shit with giant peckers. 
Truman, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: grease monkey at April 05, 2012 05:37 PM (VSWPU)

111 FREE TRUMAN !!11

This makes me realize that the Free Cherry campaign will inevitably fail.  I am doomed.

Posted by: cherry at April 05, 2012 05:37 PM (OhYCU)

112 Not gonna make it for the ONT. hope whatever TN did wasnt ban-worthy.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 05, 2012 05:37 PM (I/cLr)

113 Thank goodness this site has a money back guarantee.

Posted by: eman at April 05, 2012 05:37 PM (SkRNT)

114 "I am sorry, but my neighbor just threatened to blow the shit out of a box of Frosted Flakes. Is nothing sacred anymore?

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:37 PM (IhUxK)

115

The only white guy to ever have a full, 100% Afro.

 

Not true.  My best friend has a fro that would put old Bob (pbuh) to shame.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 05:38 PM (FZO+I)

116

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 05, 2012 09:36 PM (JKNDp)

 

I wish I had those stones.  My 39 facebook friends mostly consist of family memebers who don't just lean left, but are permanently stuck in that position.  I keep the politics to the twitter to avoid being disowned.

Some of them are even busy getting all raceified by the Florida stuff happening.  I'm staying out of that since I don't want to trigger an intra-family race war...again.  To be fair last time it wasn't me.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 05, 2012 05:38 PM (SYrwI)

117 "Bob Ross"

The only white guy to ever have a full, 100% Afro.

And he was MELLOW - you could sleep through one of his shows even if you had just awoke from a 4 week nap.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 09:35 PM (IhUxK)


I believe Bob was in the Army. Possibly special ops?


Posted by: Cast Iron at April 05, 2012 05:38 PM (EL+OC)

118 *drums fingers* I hope no repercussions from the whoopsie pic of the interesting garden sculptures. I was mostly thinking it just needed to be below the fold. It was only up for a couple of minutes, max.

Posted by: Y-not at April 05, 2012 05:38 PM (5H6zj)

119 Bob Ross was the bomb.  My 25-year old nearly cried when he died.  She grew up watching the dude paint.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2012 05:38 PM (bMLFV)

120 ...my neighbor just ran through the street with his Depends on fire.
Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 09:36 PM
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The ones from NASA are fireproof.

I'm told.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster Empire at April 05, 2012 05:38 PM (ay6+/)

121 I am sorry, but my neighbor was seen eating large amounts of beans with a ladle, as in "Blazing Saddles."

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:38 PM (IhUxK)

122 President Eisenhower will now address the Nation.

Posted by: eman at April 05, 2012 05:38 PM (SkRNT)

123 If someone doesn't spill the real story here about what's going on, then I am just going to have to resort to spreading ugly rumors.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 05:39 PM (P6QsQ)

124 "The ones from NASA are fireproof." The solar ones were built by Solyndra before they went asses up.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:39 PM (IhUxK)

125 113 It was a staue(statues actually) of penis,big deal.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 05:39 PM (7W3wI)

126 I believe Bob was in the Army. Possibly special ops?

Posted by: Cast Iron at April 05, 2012 09:38 PM (EL+OC)


My bad. Air Farce.


Posted by: Cast Iron at April 05, 2012 05:39 PM (EL+OC)

127 My olde time favorite game show. Beat the Clock. Posted by: Ronster at April 05, 2012 09:37 PM (XkVVw) Shenanigans with Stubie Kay

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 05:40 PM (eCnLg)

128 ...and how about a friendly little tree over here? Yeah...that's nice

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster Bowing to BOB ROSS at April 05, 2012 05:40 PM (ay6+/)

129 Amos and Andy is going on in five minutes on "The Negro Funtime Channel."

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:40 PM (IhUxK)

130 Truman broke the blog?


Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 05:40 PM (TomZ9)

131 Put Truman back on or we all post peter pics

Posted by: penis liberation front at April 05, 2012 05:40 PM (OhYCU)

132 That was my favorite test pattern.

It's actually a very good pattern for testing resolution, line straightness, gray scale, moire patterning and other technical stuff. Sadly, after a couple of years, the standard test pattern devolved into a bunch of vertical colored striped.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 05, 2012 05:40 PM (7+pP9)

133 Steve Lyons on the tube - I think he does the pre-/post-game for the Dodgers. I wonder if he'll take his pants off.

Posted by: Y-not at April 05, 2012 05:40 PM (5H6zj)

134 132 Oh yeah,didn't think of that.There was no racist intent there though.Why not just change it?

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 05:40 PM (7W3wI)

135 Bowling for Dollars with Chick Hearn on KTLA, Channel 5

Posted by: Satan's Barbed WeeWee at April 05, 2012 05:40 PM (Jls4P)

136 Reruns of Star Trek and Wild Wild West?  I was watching that stuff when it was a fresh hot steaming pile of shit.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 05:41 PM (O3R/2)

137 a statue of a peni broke the blog?

why was it too big?

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 05:41 PM (TomZ9)

138 None of us, besides CAC, would have a clue about cadmium yellow or cerulean blue if it was not for Bob Ross.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 05:41 PM (FZO+I)

139 Evening all. Just found out my brother and his wife are gonna have a baby! I'm so excited for them!

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 05:41 PM (TeHLD)

140 I am sorry, but my white male neighbor just morphed into a white Hispanic woman. And his titties are on fire.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:41 PM (IhUxK)

141 One thing's for sure: the blog was slow as hell loading on one of the the threads (the Nikki Haley one).

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 05:41 PM (ykSKg)

142 Possibilities: 1.) Truman broke the blog. 2.) Ace or someone thought the "orangutan" in the title near a picture of MLK was racist or could be construed as a racist (A gross over -reaction) 3.) The Giant Bronze penises were too racy. I'm going with #2 Posted by: runninrebel at April 05, 2012 09:39 PM (N/1Dm) Yeah Yeah # 2 but the big black penis on the down low after King was also a contributor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 05:41 PM (eCnLg)

143 149 Evening all.

Just found out my brother and his wife are gonna have a baby! I'm so excited for them!

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 09:41 PM (TeHLD)


First nephew/niece?

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 05:41 PM (PWwbk)

144

People really used just throw their shit out of the car window. The still do in some parts.


 

 

I remember before those heavy anti-littering campaigns, it was a common sight to see road ditches full of garbage.  You see trash along the road now, but it's a rare sight.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2012 05:41 PM (bMLFV)

145 We masturbated to this pattern every night.  Ah, the good times.

Posted by: 13yo boys in the 60s at April 05, 2012 05:42 PM (OhYCU)

146 Speaking of Nikki Haley, that Indian on the test pattern is racist.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 05:42 PM (ykSKg)

147 *static* People of Earth... *static* We are the Metrons... *static* We come in peace... *static*

Posted by: eman at April 05, 2012 05:42 PM (SkRNT)

148 Tv Test pattern.. better than any Obama speech ever.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 05:42 PM (R5yLq)

149 I believe Bob was in the Army. Possibly special ops?


Chief Master Sergeant in the Air Force. Said he got tired of yelling at people.

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2012 05:42 PM (z9HTb)

150 "would have a clue about cadmium yellow" My doctor offered me some of that once for VD, but I told him that I don't celebrate Valentine's Day.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:42 PM (IhUxK)

151 Twitter can be amusing sometimes. #WhatsObamaHiding: the flight plan for Air Force One to get to Israel.

Posted by: Retread at April 05, 2012 05:42 PM (joSBv)

152 It's seems Dear Leader has started another hashtag.  #WhatsRomneyHiding  Adam Baldwin tweeted Season 2 of Firefly. 

Posted by: no good deed at April 05, 2012 05:43 PM (mjR67)

153 ...ok then, a little thal,o blue some titanium white and we have a happy AND angry little wave over here...

Posted by: Bob Ross, YOU WILL RECIPROCATE MY ADVANCES! Or, maybe, spark up a bowl. at April 05, 2012 05:43 PM (ay6+/)

154

I remember before those heavy anti-littering campaigns, it was a common sight to see road ditches full of garbage.

 

...and crying Indian Chiefs on every corner.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 05:43 PM (FZO+I)

155 161 Twitter can be amusing sometimes. #WhatsObamaHiding: the flight plan for Air Force One to get to Israel.

Posted by: Retread at April 05, 2012 09:42 PM (joSBv)


...

I would have guessed "the sausage"...

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 05:43 PM (PWwbk)

156 None of us, besides CAC, would have a clue about cadmium yellow or cerulean blue if it was not for Bob Ross.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 09:41 PM (FZO+I)

Cadmium Yellow is Bright Yellow, but Toxic.

Cerulean Blue is a crayon color.

Now go get your fucking Crayola box.

 

 

(I've always wanted to say that)

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2012 05:43 PM (t1xEd)

157 He was actually an Italian guy from Brooklyn. Seriously.

****

Tis true.... http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002014/bio

Posted by: Girl from Poltergeist at April 05, 2012 05:44 PM (piMMO)

158 I remember before those heavy anti-littering campaigns, it was a common sight to see road ditches full of garbage. You see trash along the road now, but it's a rare sight.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2012 09:41 PM (bMLFV)


You don't get to NYC or N. NJ much do you?

Posted by: Cast Iron at April 05, 2012 05:44 PM (EL+OC)

159 #WhatsObamaHiding: The biggest fault line in the US. He calls it Bush's Fault.

Posted by: Retread at April 05, 2012 05:44 PM (joSBv)

160 I will punish this Olbermann dickwhistler for his arrogance.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 05, 2012 05:44 PM (JDIKC)

161 "We masturbated to this pattern every night" I did it to Tanya Roberts in "Sheena of the Jungle." What a fine ass and tits she had. Woof.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:44 PM (IhUxK)

162 >>Just found out my brother and his wife are gonna have a baby! I'm so excited for them! Congratulations, Uncle! 'Hope everything else is going well with you.

Posted by: Y-not at April 05, 2012 05:44 PM (5H6zj)

163

None of us, besides CAC, would have a clue about cadmium yellow or cerulean blue if it was not for Bob Ross.

 

 

I knew about cerulean blue because I once read a book about a doll with cerulean blue eyes.

 

My husband always asks, "how do you know that?", and I tell him, "because I READ".

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2012 05:44 PM (bMLFV)

164 @153: Yep. This will be the second grandchild for the family. My lil girl is almost two so I have all those early experiences fresh in my head. Hope I can help him when he needs it. He's gonna be a good dad.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 05:44 PM (TeHLD)

165 I can remember when HBO first came out, they ended their programming at midnight; when they first went to 24 hour programming, they did it on the weekends. That first weekend, they must have shown that Willie Nelson movie "Honeysuckle Rose" 20 times.

Posted by: DaveinNC at April 05, 2012 05:45 PM (/NgNT)

166 Bob Ross could kill a man with one of those spatula thing-ama-bobs.

Posted by: Cast Iron at April 05, 2012 05:45 PM (EL+OC)

167 I remember before those heavy anti-littering
campaigns, it was a common sight to see road ditches full of garbage.
You see trash along the road now, but it's a rare sight.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2012 09:41 PM (bMLFV)
...


When I see jailbirds picking up trash from a highway, I get all kinds of happy.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 05:46 PM (PWwbk)

168 I am sorry, but my next door neighbor just ran down a Trayvon Martin lookalike in his front yard. Now he's saying it was in self defense. This could get ugly.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:46 PM (IhUxK)

169 It's seems Dear Leader has started another hashtag. #WhatsRomneyHiding Adam Baldwin tweeted Season 2 of Firefly.

LOL!

Season 2 of Firefly, God willing, happens when we get rid of Obama and Reid's Senate

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 05:46 PM (QTHTd)

170

Cerulean Blue is a crayon color.
Now goget your fucking Crayola box.

 

I have a feeling that if Crayons worked on titflesh you wouldn't be so hostile towards them.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 05:46 PM (FZO+I)

171 Congratulations, Joffen. Great news.

Posted by: Andy at April 05, 2012 05:46 PM (XG+Mn)

172

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2012 09:41 PM (bMLFV)

You don't get to NYC or N. NJ much do you?

 

Nope, never been to either.  I hail mostly from Missouri, Illinois and Iowa.  You know, where the Rednecks are from.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2012 05:46 PM (bMLFV)

173 "That first weekend, they must have shown that Willie Nelson movie "Honeysuckle Rose" 20 times." And Willie hasn't been sober or free of drugs ever since.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:46 PM (IhUxK)

174 Who was the old (German, iirc) painter dude? His specialty was mountains. He always used to say "Fire in dere, Fire in dere." as he'd stipple paint onto the canvas.

Posted by: Y-not at April 05, 2012 05:47 PM (5H6zj)

175 He was actually an Italian guy from Brooklyn. Seriously.

Not according to Snopes

http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/ironeyes.asp


Posted by: Ombudsman at April 05, 2012 05:47 PM (AxHOT)

176 Apparently NY and NJ didn't give a shit about what the old "Indian" was preaching.

Some folks are just plain incorrigible.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 05:47 PM (O3R/2)

177 I guess i should actually read the posts.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 05:47 PM (TomZ9)

178 Newest civil right: Breastfeeding?

Posted by: #showusyourtits at April 05, 2012 05:47 PM (OhYCU)

179 So I guess this would be a bad time to post pics of the "p3ni$ bridge", aka Westminster Bridge in the evening when the light shines just so

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 05:47 PM (QTHTd)

180 'Hope everything else is going well with you. ----- Yep. I'm back to my old self, thanks to all the support I had from all you morons. I won't ever forget it.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 05:47 PM (TeHLD)

181 And Willie hasn't been sober or free of drugs ever since.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 09:46 PM (IhUxK)



since what, birth?

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 05:47 PM (PWwbk)

182 I remember before those heavy anti-littering campaigns, it was a common sight to see road ditches full of garbage. You see trash along the road now, but it's a rare sight.

*****

When I see someone toss something out the window I experience a nearly overwhelming urge to chase them down and beat the crap out of them.

Posted by: Girl from Poltergeist at April 05, 2012 05:48 PM (piMMO)

183 I am sorry, but my neighbor just poured gasoline on a telephone pole and yelled that he "hates fucking Pollocks" and is threatening to light a match. This could cut off my phone for days. Sheesh.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:48 PM (IhUxK)

184 "Nope, never been to either. I hail mostly from Missouri, Illinois and Iowa. You know, where the Rednecks are from." You rang? Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 05:48 PM (R5yLq)

185 190 Newest civil right: Breastfeeding?

Yes, right here in the liberal Mecca known as Seattle.

Posted by: Cast Iron at April 05, 2012 05:48 PM (EL+OC)

186 Your magic disappearing threads confuse and frighten me.

Posted by: fluffy, 4% Neanderthal at April 05, 2012 05:48 PM (z9HTb)

187 wth Anson.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 05:48 PM (TomZ9)

188 192 'Hope everything else is going well with you.
-----

Yep. I'm back to my old self, thanks to all the support I had from all you morons. I won't ever forget it.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 09:47 PM (TeHLD)




Awesome...welcome back!

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 05:48 PM (PWwbk)

189 43 The NBA is the lowest form of scum in the sport's universe. Dwight Howard and the Orlando magic are 100% in the tank, just like the Knicks were to get rid of D"Antonie.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 09:25 PM (eCnLg)


--Yeah, even though someone has to get the #1 pick, NHL teams seem almost incapable of tanking; the players are too proud.  I wish the Jets would have lost out their last two games for a high draft pick but instead they win 4-3 (OT) and lose 5-4 tonight.  They still have one game lest against the Lightning but since it is the season-closer at home I think they'll play hard and win for the home crowd.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 05:48 PM (ykSKg)

190 @183: Thanks Andy.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 05:48 PM (TeHLD)

191 Has anyone seen my giant penis? Please don't rub it the wrong way or it will grow bigger, turn green, and pop its top.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 05:49 PM (niZvt)

192 Who is Anson Mitchell ?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 05:49 PM (QTHTd)

193 "since what, birth?" Yes, yes, that may be true. Take a look at Willie. See how old he looks? Now understand that he is only 22 years old. Fucking Viagra. Ages you before your time.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:49 PM (IhUxK)

194 Cats Iron. i guess i've had the right all my mothering days, I didn't know you couldn't.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 05:49 PM (TomZ9)

195 "Your magic disappearing threads confuse and frighten me." Hmm.. a distraction tactic designed to get you to vote Romney perhaps? Now if you'll excuse me, I must duck now to avoid the inevitable shit storm.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 05:49 PM (R5yLq)

196 Joffen, it's good to have you back.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 05:50 PM (QTHTd)

197 "Who is Anson Mitchell?" Me, you idjit. You, however, can call me "Mr. Superman." I deserve it after all the shit I have taken.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:50 PM (IhUxK)

198 207 Cats Iron. i guess i've had the right all my mothering days, I didn't know you couldn't.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 09:49 PM (TomZ9)


I'm saying it's now topless in Seattle.


Posted by: Cast Iron at April 05, 2012 05:50 PM (EL+OC)

199 God damn Buffalo Sabres are out of the playoffs. What a bunch of retards. At least we have a good NFL team. The Bills. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 05:50 PM (TeHLD)

200 wth Anson.


Quite the neighborhood you live in, Mr Rogers.

Posted by: fluffy, knuckle-dragger at April 05, 2012 05:51 PM (z9HTb)

201 36 Roller Derby from the Olympic Auditorium Call RI-9-5171for your tickets to see the LA T-Birds!!! Posted by: Satan's Barbed WeeWee at April 05, 2012 09:24 PM (Jls4P) I used to watch that in the early 70's on channel 47 UHF. The great Jimmy Lennon was the announcer. I remember the T-Birds always seemed to go up against the Bay Area Bombers. Were there only 2 teams?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2012 05:51 PM (Af3Wg)

202
Not according to Snopes

*****

Snopes says that he WAS a Italian-American.

Posted by: Girl from Poltergeist at April 05, 2012 05:51 PM (piMMO)

203 167 None of us, besides CAC, would have a clue about cadmium yellow or cerulean blue if it was not for Bob Ross.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 09:41 PM (FZO+I)
Cadmium Yellow is Bright Yellow, but Toxic.
Cerulean Blue is a crayon color.
Now goget your fucking Crayola box.


(I've always wanted to say that)

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2012 09:43 PM (t1xEd)


--Cerulean was the name of an album by The Ocean Blue.  I did not know it, but I inferred that cerulean was a shade of blue.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 05:51 PM (ykSKg)

204 "Iron Eyes Cody was actually a Sicilian from Louisiana." So is that why when he bent over to pick up trash on the highway you could see the enormous pile of hair in his right armpit? I bet his mother wears those black dresses Italian women wear. Momma mia!

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:51 PM (IhUxK)

205 g'evening, rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 05, 2012 05:51 PM (JMmQ9)

206 You know,  It never bothered me if a woman wanted to pull her breast out of her top to feed a baby.  If fact, I kind of like seeing it.  So wholesome.  Kind of a turn on too.

If she doesn't mind me staring at her, I say "Live and let live."


Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 05:52 PM (O3R/2)

207  Yes, but if less is more, just imagine how much more MORE can be.

- Frasier Crane

Posted by: CaptainComic at April 05, 2012 05:52 PM (29NkM)

208 Cast Iron, well. hmm,  ok i think that's a little off the top.

bad attempt at a nonsensical pun.
nevermind.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 05:52 PM (TomZ9)

209 This ONT is for Men Only... and Caterpillers.

Posted by: #Masters at April 05, 2012 05:52 PM (OhYCU)

210 215 36 Roller Derby from the Olympic Auditorium

Call RI-9-5171for your tickets to see the LA T-Birds!!!
Posted by: Satan's Barbed WeeWee at April 05, 2012 09:24 PM (Jls4P)


I used to watch that in the early 70's on channel 47 UHF. The great Jimmy Lennon was the announcer. I remember the T-Birds always seemed to go up against the Bay Area Bombers. Were there only 2 teams?

I thought there were more... one from Dallas, Chicago, NY... but they were always at the Olympic....

Posted by: Satan's Barbed WeeWee at April 05, 2012 05:52 PM (Jls4P)

211 220 You know, It never bothered me if a woman wanted to pull her breast out of her top to feed a baby. If fact, I kind of like seeing it. So wholesome. Kind of a turn on too.

If she doesn't mind me staring at her, I say "Live and let live."


Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 09:52 PM (O3R/2)



Just don't say "can I be next?"

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 05:53 PM (PWwbk)

212 True Fact : Cadmium Yellow is the tastiest of all the paints.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 05, 2012 05:53 PM (FZO+I)

213 Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 09:51 PM (IhUxK) He was a Hekkawi.

Posted by: eman at April 05, 2012 05:53 PM (SkRNT)

214 Evening AltonJackson.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 05:53 PM (TeHLD)

215 137 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 09:40 PM (eCnLg) Wonderama with Sonny Fox and Bob McAlister, Officer Joe Bolton and Captain Jack McCarthy. Of course the immortal Soupy Sales, Chuck McCann and Sandy Becker. Now that was television.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2012 05:53 PM (Af3Wg)

216 Not according to Snopes

*****

Snopes says that he WAS a Italian-American.

Posted by: Girl from Poltergeist at April 05, 2012 09:51 PM (piMMO)


That's what I meant to say.  typing skills- not so much

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 05, 2012 05:53 PM (AxHOT)

217 So this really is funny. I assumed it would be a quick down and back up, just changing the post a bit, but this is a really long delay. Maybe the blog really is broken (again).

Posted by: Y-not at April 05, 2012 05:53 PM (5H6zj)

218 Oh, shit... My other neighbor, the one we call "Fred" (his real name is Bill) is firing Twinkies out of his garage with his War of 1812 Official Cannon. I think he just hit his wife. Yep, there's the smear of Twinkie cream on her nose.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:53 PM (IhUxK)

219 I never liked Soupy Sales.  Don't know why.  He just always creeped me out.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 05:54 PM (P6QsQ)

220 Joffen, nice to see you .

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 05:54 PM (TomZ9)

221 What is this thread about again?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 05:54 PM (niZvt)

222 "Wonderama with Sonny Fox and Bob McAlister" Holy shit, Batman! I watched "Wonderama" too! Wockadoo, wockadoo, wockadoo!

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:54 PM (IhUxK)

223 Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 09:54 PM (P6QsQ) I took my girlfriend to a baseball game. I kissed her on the strikes and she kissed me on the balls.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2012 05:54 PM (Af3Wg)

224 I never liked Soupy Sales. Don't know why. He just always creeped me out. Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 09:54 PM (P6QsQ) I liked him more as I got older. I wish they'd rerun him today

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 05:55 PM (eCnLg)

225 "Iron Eye's was an actor who played Indians in the movies because he looked swarthy..." You friggin' racist piece of poop.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:55 PM (IhUxK)

226 Y-Not , Be Breitbart!

(just read comments like i do)

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 05:55 PM (TomZ9)

227 Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 09:54 PM (IhUxK) Kids are people too. I think Roman Polanski and Woody Allen took that literally.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2012 05:55 PM (Af3Wg)

228 Just don't say "can I be next?"

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 09:53 PM (PWwbk)


I'm taking a bottle of Bosco and a cup with me next time I take the lousy Sounder.

Posted by: Cast Iron at April 05, 2012 05:55 PM (EL+OC)

229 >>233 I never liked Soupy Sales. Don't know why. Yeah. I liked Flip Wilson.

Posted by: Y-not at April 05, 2012 05:55 PM (5H6zj)

230 " Jimbo at April 05, 2012 09:52 PM (O3R/2)" Jimbo, good to see you back. I don't know if you saw my apology on the ONT from the other night, but I did apologize and will do so again here. What I said was meant to be a joke, but obviously it was poorly timed. I never meant it to be taken seriously and I hope that you will accept my apology.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 05:55 PM (R5yLq)

231 J.J ,flop.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 05:55 PM (TomZ9)

232 I always wanted to be a *jammer* for the T-Birds

Posted by: grease monkey at April 05, 2012 05:56 PM (VSWPU)

233 What is this thread about again?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 09:54 PM (niZvt)

 

Bob Ross and his giant penis.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 05:56 PM (FZO+I)

234 213 God damn Buffalo Sabres are out of the playoffs. What a bunch of retards. At least we have a good NFL team.




The Bills.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 09:50 PM (TeHLD)


--So I take it the Capitals won?  Did they also edge out Florida for the division?

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 05:56 PM (ykSKg)

235 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 09:55 PM (eCnLg) I imagine his stuff is all over YouTube. I watched Diver Dan on that a while back. Amazing what you thought was super real when you were 6 is so cheesy now. Note to George Lucas or James Cameron - there's your remake!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2012 05:56 PM (Af3Wg)

236 I never liked Soupy Sales. Don't know why. He just always creeped me out.


His sons are professional musicians. They are (were) the rythm section for Tin Machine (David Bowie)

Posted by: fluffy, knuckle-dragger at April 05, 2012 05:57 PM (z9HTb)

237 Allen West as VP. My God, that would make me delirious with excitement.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 05:57 PM (TeHLD)

238 What is this thread about again? Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 09:54 PM




Indians who stole all the good TV shows and threw them into cerulean blue ditches.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 05:57 PM (P6QsQ)

239 Oh, boy. Now my mailman, Buddy, threw his mail delivery into the street and jumped out and is peeing on the mail. And I ordered tickets for the local Broadway show. Damn urination!

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:57 PM (IhUxK)

240 i dunno about the other breatfeeding mums. but i became so tired of holding tiny ones, i now demand to sit in a chair all by myself.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 05:57 PM (TomZ9)

241
  Thousands of elderly men no longer fear rolling out of bed due to Viagra.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 05, 2012 05:57 PM (SAMxH)

242

I brought the color purple to the sidebar.

Purple.

Not Violet.

We aren't pussies at AoS.

Posted by: CAC at April 05, 2012 05:57 PM (t1xEd)

243 "Indians who stole all the good TV shows and threw them into cerulean blue ditches." Aren't most of them driving NY City cabs now?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 05:57 PM (R5yLq)

244 "His sons are professional musicians." My great-uncle was Jerry Lewis' drummer.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:58 PM (IhUxK)

245 252 Allen West as VP. My God, that would make me delirious with excitement.

We couldn't agree more. Man is dreamy.

Posted by: Pigford Pimps at April 05, 2012 05:58 PM (EL+OC)

246 Cool, it's abut test patterns.
what do you see when you stare at the pattern?

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 05:58 PM (TomZ9)

247 Iron eyes Cody was an Italian american from Lousiana.  The irony is if you ever go through a reservation in the Dakotas and Minnesota you will see more litter and trash than he ever cried over in those commercials.

Posted by: thunderb at April 05, 2012 05:58 PM (Dnbau)

248
I remember before those heavy anti-littering campaigns, it was a common sight to see road ditches full of garbage. You see trash along the road now, but it's a rare sight.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2012 09:41 PM (bMLFV

 

------

Yes, generally littering nowadays is confined to anywhere democrats gather en masse.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 05, 2012 05:58 PM (UpwlP)

249 "other breatfeeding mums" How do you feed a "breat"?

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:58 PM (IhUxK)

250 239 I never liked Soupy Sales. Don't know why. He just always creeped me out.
Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 09:54 PM (P6QsQ)

I liked him more as I got older. I wish they'd rerun him today

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 09:55 PM (eCnLg)


..

I was scanning through the comments pretty quickly....thought for a sec that you said "I wish they'd return his body".....

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 05:58 PM (PWwbk)

251 You know, It never bothered me if a woman wanted to pull her breast out of her top to feed a baby. If fact, I kind of like seeing it. So wholesome. Kind of a turn on too.


*****

I immediately thought of Me, Myself, and Irene.



off sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 05:59 PM (piMMO)

252 My Uncle, the Italian, used to tell us all the time that he wanted to be famous just like Colonel Sanders. That's why he's the biggest chicken in the state.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 05:59 PM (IhUxK)

253 You know, It never bothered me if a woman wanted to pull her breast out
of her top to feed a baby. If fact, I kind of like seeing it. So
wholesome. Kind of a turn on too.

If she doesn't mind me staring at her, I say "Live and let live."




Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 09:52 PM (O3R/2)


Just don't say "can I be next?"

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 09:53 PM (PWwbk)


--Damn, I hunted for Youtube on the scene with Kevin watching Jan breastfeed and I can;t find it there.  It's friggin' hilarious.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 05:59 PM (ykSKg)

254 And he was MELLOW - you could sleep through one of his shows even if you had just awoke from a 4 week nap. Posted by: Anson Mitchell
.......Amen to that!
My wife has taped his shows for years.. and if ever I really needed a nap, I would put on one of his shows.  His voice is so soothing, it's like a lullaby!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 05, 2012 06:00 PM (UTq/I)

255 I was scanning through the comments pretty quickly....thought for a sec that you said "I wish they'd return his body"..... Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 09:58 PM (PWwbk) He's with Ted Williams in the deep freeze, right>

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2012 06:00 PM (Af3Wg)

256 breast*

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 06:00 PM (TomZ9)

257 The new Ace website will be rolled momentarily!

Posted by: jacke at April 05, 2012 06:00 PM (5Cwv4)

258 Thanks, SOS.  We're good.  I thought you were serious.  But I was so tired and drunk.  I don't even remember how the pissing match got started.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 06:00 PM (O3R/2)

259 I was scanning through the comments pretty quickly....thought for a sec that you said "I wish they'd return his body"..... Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 09:58 PM (PWwbk) Why, Is it missing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2012 06:00 PM (eCnLg)

260

--Cerulean was the name of an album by The Ocean Blue. I did not know it, but I inferred that cerulean was a shade of blue.<<<

 

Holy shit!  I saw them play a show at Tipitina's in New Orleans in 1989 or 1990, opening for The Mighty Lemon Drops.  Haven't thought of them in years.  Great show they did.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 05, 2012 06:00 PM (JDIKC)

261 Hey, mama winger.. Did you grow up in Chicago?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 05, 2012 06:00 PM (UTq/I)

262 i dunno about the other breatfeeding mums. but i became so tired of holding tiny ones, i now demand to sit in a chair all by myself.

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 09:57 PM (TomZ9)

Willow, as a man who loves women and the family, that's such a ... turn-on.  (with birth control, of course).  you rock

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 05, 2012 06:00 PM (AxHOT)

263 The whole NBA game sucks. It's unwatchable. It's like the home run derby at the MB All Star Game.



But with 200% more Babys Mommas.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2012 06:00 PM (/izg2)

264 Minimalism is hep.

Posted by: toby928© at April 05, 2012 06:00 PM (GTbGH)

265 and I denounce myself.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2012 06:01 PM (/izg2)

266 Goodnight everyone. Make sure you go get all that funny green paper from your parents' wallets and mail it to me here at the station...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2012 06:01 PM (Af3Wg)

267 This thread has been updated.  It is now officially the ONT.  We are making progress.  Or not.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 06:01 PM (P6QsQ)

268

What is this thread about again?
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 09:54 PM (niZvt)

 

The Mellowness of Bob Ross and Happy Trees ...

Posted by: Arbalest at April 05, 2012 06:01 PM (Sbv5H)

269 Baby Universal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W17ETEPpGKc

Featuring Hunt & Tony Sales

Posted by: Tin Machine at April 05, 2012 06:01 PM (z9HTb)

270 So I take it the Capitals won? Did they also edge out Florida for the division? Yeah the Caps won against the Panthers 4-2 but they're still in second.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 06:02 PM (TSk8c)

271 274 I was scanning through the comments pretty quickly....thought for a sec that you said "I wish they'd return his body".....
Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 09:58 PM (PWwbk)

Why, Is it missing?



naw, that's just what my eyeballs mistakenly told my tiny brain.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 06:02 PM (PWwbk)

272 Iron eyes Cody was sorely needed at the OWS protests, blech.

Posted by: thunderb at April 05, 2012 06:02 PM (Dnbau)

273 Cac, but you forgot fuschia?

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 06:02 PM (TomZ9)

274 Hey, mama winger.. Did you grow up in Chicago?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 05, 2012 10:00 PM



I grew up about 40 miles to the south.  I now live over the border in Cheesehead territory.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 06:02 PM (P6QsQ)

275 "Thanks, SOS. We're good. I thought you were serious. But I was so tired and drunk. I don't even remember how the pissing match got started. " Good deal. Nope, wasn't supposed to be serious, just really bad timing on my part. Sadly the filter between the brain and the mouth isn't exactly the best to begin with, and when it fails.. well it fails spectacularly to say the least.. lol.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 06:02 PM (R5yLq)

276 Let me be clear, as I have said before, we no longer need to re-litigate the failed ONTs of the past. All you bitter clingers just sip your Slurpees™ and do my bidding

Posted by: Teh Won at April 05, 2012 06:02 PM (JMmQ9)

277 "I grew up about 40 miles to the south. I now live over the border in Cheesehead territory." You don't happen to own any artillery do you? Just saying.. lol..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 06:03 PM (R5yLq)

278

A man moves from Scotland to the US and attends his first baseball game. After a base hit he hears the fans roaring, "Run! Run!"

The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman  stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent:  "R-r-r-un, yah bloody bahstard.   R-r-run!"

A third batter cracks a hard liner and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams,  "RRRun, yah bloody bahstard, rrrrun, why don't ya???"

The next batter holds his swing at three and two and as the umpire calls,"Take your base."  The Scotsman stands up, yelling,  "RRRun, ya bahstard, rrrun!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly so he sits down, very much confused.

A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls."

The Scotsman stands up in disbelief and shouts, "Wahlk with  prrrride, man!"

Posted by: toby928© at April 05, 2012 06:03 PM (GTbGH)

279 Purple is good CAC.

Posted by: Prince at April 05, 2012 06:03 PM (QaYwz)

280 #263, other than places full of entitled welfare pukes and drunken sports fans/college kids littering has dropped off significantly. Charging deposits on bottles, thus making every street derelict potentially a refuse collector for the revenue, has also had a positive effect.

I'll be quite honest in stating that I believe that charging deposits on bottles and cans has been the most beneficial welfare program ever. It's actually gotten the homeless drunks and drug addicts to perform a vital public service in their daily lives in order to collect their government handout.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at April 05, 2012 06:03 PM (KCvsd)

281 This is the best ONT yet!

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 06:03 PM (TSk8c)

282 @261: Oddly, after a while the Indian head looks like a pair of boobies.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 06:03 PM (niZvt)

283 236 What is this thread about again?

------

I don't know




Third base.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 05, 2012 06:04 PM (6fER6)

284 The new Ace website will be rolled momentarily!

*****

Any minute now.... http://bit.ly/3FxF6Z

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 06:04 PM (piMMO)

285 Frozen Four - Minnesota vs BC. BC winning. Wonder if college hockey will ever take off. Next year is semi-big cause the Big Ten officially adds hockey. Until now hockey has been run in special hockey conferences. It still will mainly be that, but now the Big Ten steps in and lends some credibility.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 06:04 PM (ZPrif)

286 [ you]

Posted by: just checking at April 05, 2012 06:04 PM (GTbGH)

287 I grew up about 40 miles to the south. I now live over the border in Cheesehead territory.

Do you see t-shirts that say "what's the difference between a cheesehead and a dickhead?  The WI/IL border!" ?

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 06:04 PM (PWwbk)

288 The fantasy hockey gods did not like me the second half of the season.

Posted by: CDR M at April 05, 2012 06:04 PM (QaYwz)

289 Joffen, was just thinking about you. Glad to see you back here.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 05, 2012 06:05 PM (I/cLr)

290 You don't happen to own any artillery do you? Just saying.. lol.. Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:03 PM




SSShhhhhhh ......

I lost it all in a fishing accident. 

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 06:05 PM (P6QsQ)

291 So, guess I'm not getting any giant dick tonight after all. Heard a rumor....

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 06:05 PM (WhSRj)

292 My favorite 50's show: "Fury, The Story of a Horse and the Boy Who Loved Him. " And Matt Dillon's brother, Peter Graves, played the inexplicably single father figure.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 05, 2012 06:05 PM (ACvLU)

293 229 Wonderama with Sonny Fox and Bob McAlister, Officer Joe Bolton and Captain Jack McCarthy.

Hmm, vague memories here, but I think I remember the signoff: "Goodbye! And smile at everybody!"

Kind of creepy, in retrospect.

Posted by: Splunge at April 05, 2012 06:05 PM (2IW5Q)

294 Featuring Hunt Tony Sales

===

Fucking formatting!

Hunt Sales - drums

Tony Sales - bass

Reeves Gabrels - lead guitar

David Bowie - vocals

Posted by: fluffy, hipster douche-bag at April 05, 2012 06:05 PM (z9HTb)

295 So the blog got busted again?  I wonder if it's possible to have even fewer features than before.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 06:05 PM (ykSKg)

296

Go go Gophers watch them go go go.... go go gophers watch them go go go...

 

Here comes the Colonel, with his Seargent,.....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 05, 2012 06:05 PM (lZBBB)

297 "All you bitter clingers just sip your Slurpees™ and do my bidding" Ok, all that free health care/birth control BS is one thing, but free slurpees? Hmm..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 06:06 PM (R5yLq)

298 Do you see t-shirts that say "what's the difference between a cheesehead and a dickhead? The WI/IL border!" ?
Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 10:04 PM




Oh, that's goooood!

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 06:06 PM (P6QsQ)

299 I liked Soupy Sales.  He did get into trouble.  He told kids to mail him money.  I like to think he was just trying to be funny.  Kids in NY and NJ mailed him thousands of dollars.  ROTFLMAO

Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 06:06 PM (O3R/2)

300 ty, Ombudsman

Posted by: willow at April 05, 2012 06:06 PM (TomZ9)

301 mama, they were also referred to as FIBers - Fucking Illinois Bastards

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 06:07 PM (PWwbk)

302 I grew up about 40 miles to the south. I now live over the border in Cheesehead territory.
Posted by: mama winger
..........
Ahhh.. ok..  cuz I'm not sure if Garfield Goose was ever broadcast outside Chicagoland..

Who was the guy in the morning with the duck?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 05, 2012 06:07 PM (UTq/I)

303 "Whatssammata U?"

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 06:07 PM (WhSRj)

304 @296

  Bottle deposits have also financed hordes of kids through a summer.  Good money could be made, if you were even slightly enterprising.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 05, 2012 06:07 PM (SAMxH)

305 "I lost it all in a fishing accident. " Ahh yes. Happens a lot. You take a howitzer with you while fishing, it drops off the boat accidentally.. Oh ya, totally believable. Lol.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 06:08 PM (R5yLq)

306

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him.  "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw.  "You always lose control at the same point in every game."    "When is that?"    "Right after the National Anthem."

Posted by: just checking at April 05, 2012 06:08 PM (GTbGH)

307 Joffen,

Right on, bro.

I was where you where at a month ago. Dude, it ain't pretty. We're talking ideation the like of which you simply can't stop. It took meds.

What you may not know is that all the support from the Moron Horde helped not only you, but at least one other, and probably more.

Thanks for having the fucking balls to just puke it all out here on the HQ.

You helped me.

 Thank You.

Keep on keepin' on brother.

It's good to see you.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at April 05, 2012 06:08 PM (ay6+/)

308 guess I'm not getting any giant dick tonight after all

It's only Thursday, so, not to worry. . .

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 06:08 PM (QTHTd)

309 Speaking as a cheesehead who came from Alaska, I laugh out loud when I hear folks in WI refer to IL folks as "flatlanders." Honestly, did somebody tell these folks in WI that those little bumps were mountains?

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 06:08 PM (WhSRj)

310 Who was the guy in the morning with the duck?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 05, 2012 10:07 PM



Ray Raynor, I think. 

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 06:08 PM (P6QsQ)

311 "street derelict"?

I think they prefer to be called "Urban Miners"


Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 06:09 PM (O3R/2)

312 301 Frozen Four - Minnesota vs BC. BC winning.

Wonder if college hockey will ever take off. Next year is semi-big cause the Big Ten officially adds hockey.

Until now hockey has been run in special hockey conferences. It still will mainly be that, but now the Big Ten steps in and lends some credibility.


Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 10:04 PM (ZPrif)


--I kinda like that college hockey has a small but rabid following.  Plus, since the NHL has a farm system it keeps the corruption out.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 06:09 PM (ykSKg)

313 When I lived on Ft. Wainwright, Alaska the TV stations would sign off at 10:00 or 11:00 at night. The one that stayed on until 11:00 would play the "They took the blue from the sky and a pretty girl's eye" song, followed by an F-104 flying with the poem High Flight as the narration and end with the Indian test pattern.

I loved staying up late enough to see it.

What a different country it was then.

Goodnight, morons -- tomorrow is gonna be a busy day.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 05, 2012 06:09 PM (7+pP9)

314 You know your old if you remember test patterns.  But not that old if you've tripped balls over them.

Posted by: DaveA at April 05, 2012 06:09 PM (onSRg)

315 Joffen, was just thinking about you. Glad to see you back here. ------ Hey thanks. I've commented here and there but mostly lurked. I kinda needed a break from my politics obsession. However, I fear it may be back with a vengeance.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 06:09 PM (TSk8c)

316 Be thankful the comments are numbered and separated This time next week it'll be once continuous paragraph. And the week after that it'll remove all spacing and punctuation Just a solid wall of text.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 06:09 PM (ZPrif)

317 Weinered the blog...ay.

Posted by: sTevo at April 05, 2012 06:10 PM (VMcEw)

318 Can someone help me dry out my mail?

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 06:10 PM (IhUxK)

319 326 Speaking as a cheesehead who came from Alaska, I laugh out loud when I hear folks in WI refer to IL folks as "flatlanders." Honestly, did somebody tell these folks in WI that those little bumps were mountains?

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 10:08 PM (WhSRj)



Never heard that reference to Illinois, or any other state, at any point in the 25 years that I lived in Wisconsin.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 06:10 PM (PWwbk)

320 It's only Thursday, so, not to worry. . .

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 10:08 PM (QTHTd)


So you think the giant dicks will show up later this week? Because I'd hate to have to go to Kos or something like that.

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 06:10 PM (WhSRj)

321 And Matt Dillon's brother, Peter Graves, played the inexplicably single father figure.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 05, 2012 10:05 PM (ACvLU)



--Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted by: Zombie Peter Graves at April 05, 2012 06:11 PM (ykSKg)

322 So the blog got busted again? I wonder if it's possible to have even fewer features than before.

It'll be the first blog designed for Lynx.

Posted by: Heorot at April 05, 2012 06:11 PM (Y06m6)

323 Question: Are "Ice-T" and "Mr. T" related? It's part of a genealogy project, and I am this close to cracking the whole damn thing.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 06:11 PM (IhUxK)

324 " However, I fear it may be back with a vengeance." Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war my friend.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 06:11 PM (R5yLq)

325 Who else thinks that Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head is on the best one man humor roll we've had in quite a while?

I've been laughing 'til I fart.

#JusticeForTurnon

Posted by: toby928© at April 05, 2012 06:11 PM (GTbGH)

326 Bottle deposits have also financed hordes of kids through a summer. Good money could be made, if you were even slightly enterprising.

****

My sister and I had to collect bottles to pay for our Pop Warner adventures. We thought we were big stuff because we paid our $10-$20 registration fees. It wasn't until I had my own daughter that I realized that was only the beginning: Uniforms, shoes, pom-poms, cleats, sweatbands, etc....I have no idea how my mom did it for two daughters at the same time.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 06:12 PM (piMMO)

327 All I want to know is, how will letting womyn into Augusta lower the price of gas?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 06:12 PM (niZvt)

328 "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" "Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 06:12 PM (IhUxK)

329 25 years that I lived in Wisconsin.
Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 10:10 PM



Whereabouts, if you don't mind me asking? ( If you do mind me asking, you can just splash some Leinie's on me.)

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 06:12 PM (P6QsQ)

330 Do you like gladiator movies ?

Posted by: grease monkey at April 05, 2012 06:13 PM (VSWPU)

331 @324: Wow. I don't know what to say. Glad you're feeling better. Those thoughts are one of the ugliest to ever have. We're all here for eachother.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 06:13 PM (TSk8c)

332 "I've been laughing 'til I fart." Please...show a little respect for others. You fucking lowlife pigsickle asshole.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 06:13 PM (IhUxK)

333 341 " However, I fear it may be back with a vengeance."

Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war my friend.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:11 PM (R5yLq)



and if that fails, just do what I do:


Crush, Kill, Destroy!  but get nice and boozed up first.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 06:13 PM (PWwbk)

334 Where the Jew bags at?

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 06:13 PM (zyaZ1)

335 LOL, I just found the Korean penis park on Youtube. Too funny. But, yes, NSFW and best for beneath the fold (so to speak, fnarr-fnarr). And Saturday only.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 06:13 PM (QTHTd)

336 #330, even better sign-off http://tinyurl.com/6vbd76g Moog SSB

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at April 05, 2012 06:13 PM (KCvsd)

337 Truman North is the only commenter here who can match my wit, intelligence and depth. It comes as no surprise to me that he isn't appreciated by management.

Posted by: Empire Of Olbermann at April 05, 2012 06:14 PM (U/ftZ)

338 >>344 All I want to know is, how will letting womyn into Augusta lower the price of gas?



Fairness can power this nation for decades.

Posted by: B. HUSSEIN Obama at April 05, 2012 06:14 PM (KNvk+)

339 348 Do you like gladiator movies ? *nods vigorously*. Gladiator kicked ass!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2012 06:14 PM (UR5vq)

340 "The ONT didn't break anything. It was 'disappeared' and I fear Truman was as well. " Hmm.. so are we thinking black hole / worm hole / time distortion sort of disappeared, or starting a weekend bender a day early style disappeared?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 06:14 PM (R5yLq)

341 Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Posted by: yogi berra at April 05, 2012 06:14 PM (GTbGH)

342

308 My favorite 50's show: "Fury, The Story of a Horse and the Boy Who Loved Him. "

i used to watch Fury..... good show.

Posted by: Racefan at April 05, 2012 06:14 PM (iHOKq)

343 329 Sure, but it's also fun to have a national presence. And the Big Ten must smell money. The big schools already have the arenas. Title IX will probably prevent college hockey from getting big. Most schools have no room to add a men's sport. And doubtful either the Big East or ACC will add hockey. So it'll probably stay at just the Big Ten for a long time.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 06:14 PM (ZPrif)

344 Lady: Nervous? Ted Striker: Yes. Lady: First time? Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 06:14 PM (IhUxK)

345 mama_winger:


Rice Lake....kinda miss the place sometimes.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 06:15 PM (PWwbk)

346 "Truman North is the only commenter here who can match my wit, intelligence and depth. It comes as no surprise to me that he isn't appreciated by management." Just curious, how many years of yoga does it take before you can bend over far enough to kiss your own ass?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 06:15 PM (R5yLq)

347 "The Story of a Horse and the Boy Who Loved Him" Animal sex movies with people...you should be ashamed. ASHAMED!!!

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 06:15 PM (IhUxK)

348 Maybe Truman's just in Time Out.  You know, sitting in the Naughty Chair.  Pretty soon the timer will go off and mom will let him come out to play again.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 06:15 PM (P6QsQ)

349 You can observe a lot by just watching.

Posted by: yogi berra at April 05, 2012 06:16 PM (GTbGH)

350 Joffen, I've actually lost my politics obsession. scomaf does tyrannical things, most republicans do nothing, the media is worse than scoamf. I didn't even get a chance to read Ace today, but even money those were the posts. Oh, and Romney is better than scoamf, no matter what the purity pure super pure conservatives say. At any rate, good to see you, glad things are looking better.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 05, 2012 06:16 PM (I/cLr)

351 Rice Lake....kinda miss the place sometimes.
Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 10:15 PM



Oh, pretty country.  Very nice.

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 06:16 PM (P6QsQ)

352 Still, if hockey wants to grow, getting the big schools in the rest of the country to add Division 1 hockey would be a great way to do it.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 06:16 PM (ZPrif)

353 333Be thankful the comments are numbered and separated This time next week it'll be once continuous paragraph.

And the week after that it'll remove all spacing and punctuation Just a solid wall of text.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 10:09 PM (ZPrif)

----

AoS - Best viewed in Netscape 1.0

Posted by: Jimmah at April 05, 2012 06:16 PM (UpwlP)

354 Tell me you remember when John Edwards hired the girl famous for writing "christofascist godbags."  Its makes these leftists using "jewbags" sounds almost not totally racist.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 05, 2012 06:17 PM (RfvTE)

355 " Maybe Truman's just in Time Out. You know, sitting in the Naughty Chair. Pretty soon the timer will go off and mom will let him come out to play again." Wow.. so you mean there might be a Super nanny episode for AosHQ?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 06:17 PM (R5yLq)

356 Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land? Captain Oveur: I can't tell. Dr. Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor. Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure. Dr. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess? Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 06:17 PM (IhUxK)

357 If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them.

Posted by: yogi berra at April 05, 2012 06:17 PM (GTbGH)

358 @ 351

  Crush Kill Destroy works better sober,  The groups stay tighter.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 05, 2012 06:17 PM (SAMxH)

359 Best viewed in Netscape 1.0

*runs off sobbing*

Posted by: NCSA Mosaic at April 05, 2012 06:17 PM (QTHTd)

360 OK, BRB.....gotta piss the dog and do the perimeter check

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 05, 2012 06:18 PM (JMmQ9)

361 "You can observe a lot by just watching." Never blow your nose while eating a Caesar's salad.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 06:18 PM (IhUxK)

362 Here's a link to MKH covering that "great moment in leftist tolerance history"

http://tinyurl.com/6vfdt9j

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 05, 2012 06:18 PM (RfvTE)

363 The wife reports that Korean penises are notorious for always being in park, IYKWIM.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 06:18 PM (niZvt)

364 Oh, and here's the wisdom of another Nobel Prize winner, Paul Krugman: Not Enough Inflation http://tinyurl.com/cr56tml In Krugman's Bizarro world, +$4 a gallon gas and nearly double-digit price increases for food constitutes "not enough inflation".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2012 06:18 PM (UR5vq)

365 Dr. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight? Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. Dr. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 06:19 PM (IhUxK)

366 hi all at the gym getting in a late workout hope maet is doing okay

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at April 05, 2012 06:19 PM (JCa6T)

367 Holy shit, it's 10:15. Gotta run. Night Joffen and the rest. Stay safe. Regards to Tammy and the late shift (I would list you all, but I'd leave someone out and then I'd feel bad and then....)

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 05, 2012 06:19 PM (I/cLr)

368 Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Posted by: yogi berra at April 05, 2012 06:19 PM (GTbGH)

369 Oh, pretty country. Very nice.

It is, mama...especially if you keep going north to Lake Superior...one day I'll move back and enjoy a pace of life glacially slow to what I'm used to after 12 or so years here in downtown Denver.  But,  I f'n love the desert southwest, so I may just have to buy two houses.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 06:20 PM (PWwbk)

370 Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read? Lady: Do you have anything light? Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"?

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 06:20 PM (IhUxK)

371
Title IX will probably prevent college hockey from getting big. Most schools have no room to add a men's sport. And doubtful either the Big East or ACC will add hockey. So it'll probably stay at just the Big Ten for a long time.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 10:14 PM (ZPrif)


--Do *not* get me started on Title IX.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 06:20 PM (ykSKg)

372 forgot to type "compared"

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 06:20 PM (PWwbk)

373 I never said most of the things I said.

Posted by: yogi berra at April 05, 2012 06:20 PM (GTbGH)

374 or maybe the blog ate it

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 06:20 PM (PWwbk)

375 "Half the lies they tell about me aren't true." The law of the West: A Smith & Wesson always beats four aces.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 06:21 PM (IhUxK)

376 >>Maybe Truman's just in Time Out. You know, sitting in the Naughty Chair.

The very first version of Murphey's Law that I heard was " The amount of knowledge gained is directly proportional to equipment destroyed."

Must be a learning moment.

Posted by: sTevo at April 05, 2012 06:21 PM (VMcEw)

377 Took my two-year-old daughter to the mall today. She was running all over the place yelling, "run run run run" but would stop whenever she saw displays of clothing or shoes.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 06:21 PM (+nacu)

378 I'm so proud, that my legacy lives on to inspire such authentic credentialed gibberish.

Posted by: Alfred Nobel at April 05, 2012 06:21 PM (QTHTd)

379 Yeah, TItle IX is evil.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 06:21 PM (ZPrif)

380 Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Posted by: yogi berra at April 05, 2012 06:22 PM (GTbGH)

381 Operator: Excuse me, Captain Oveur, but I have an emergency call on line five from a Mr. Hamm. Captain Oveur: Alright, give me a Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 06:22 PM (IhUxK)

382 Has anyone else heard about Tiger Woods' half-brother with MS?  Kinda reminiscent of another famous mixed-race black man's half-brother. . . .

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 06:22 PM (ykSKg)

383 If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Posted by: yogi berra at April 05, 2012 06:23 PM (GTbGH)

384 Surely you jest.

No I am not kidding.  And please don't call me Shirley.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 06:23 PM (O3R/2)

385 Drew M has raised the ONT rations to 20 grams.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 05, 2012 06:23 PM (6RnvM)

386 Some of the lies they say about me are actually lies.

Posted by: Buffoon at April 05, 2012 06:23 PM (iAyl3)

387 but would stop whenever she saw displays of clothing or shoes.

Here comes trouble!

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 06:23 PM (QTHTd)

388 Took my two-year-old daughter to the mall today. She was running all over the place yelling, "run run run run" but would stop whenever she saw displays of clothing or shoes. Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 10:21 PM




Oh you're in for a fine time, my friend. 

Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2012 06:23 PM (P6QsQ)

389 377 @ 351

Crush Kill Destroy works better sober, The groups stay tighter.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 05, 2012 10:17 PM (SAMxH)



True, but when inhibition goes out the window, wet work gets easier.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 06:23 PM (PWwbk)

390 I'm wearing my hoodie for Tru.

Posted by: grease monkey at April 05, 2012 06:23 PM (VSWPU)

391 >>Title IX will probably prevent college hockey from getting big. Most schools have no room to add a men's sport.


The Title IX prevention of men's hockey could be defeated by the addition of.....women's hockey.


Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 05, 2012 06:24 PM (hO8IJ)

392 They are also organized from most Democratic to most Republican within their respective colors. So right now, Pennsylvania is less favorable to Obama than, say, Nevada or Virginia.



--WTF?  *Virginia* is leaning more heavily toward Baraka than Pennsylvania?!  I knew there were too damn many carpetbaggers in NoVa, but I did not think *that* many.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 06:24 PM (ykSKg)

393 The future ain't what it used to be.

Posted by: yogi berra at April 05, 2012 06:24 PM (GTbGH)

394 Elaine: Would you gentlemen care to order your dinners? First Jive Dude: Bet, babe. Slide a piece o' da' porter. Drinks, I run da' java. Second Jive Dude: Lookie here. I can dig grease 'n chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 06:24 PM (IhUxK)

395 Half the shit I never said are my best sayings.

Posted by: Yogi Bear-a at April 05, 2012 06:25 PM (niZvt)

396 The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

Posted by: yogi berra at April 05, 2012 06:25 PM (GTbGH)

397 In honor of our fallen coblogger I am going to begin the tradition of watching 'Every Which Way But Loose' each and every MLK Day.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 06:25 PM (FZO+I)

398 "If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else." Nobody goes to that restaurant any more; it is so crowded you can't get a table.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 06:25 PM (IhUxK)

399 Arby's says "we can sell enough or our crappy fast food to lefties, so fuck you conservatives"

http://tinyurl.com/7px6sl3

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 06:26 PM (Y+DPZ)

400 You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

Posted by: yogi berra at April 05, 2012 06:26 PM (GTbGH)

401 This is sort of how I imagine an Ace-a-pa-looza.
http://indy.st/HQuI8l

Without the cutouts over the naughty bits. Maybe.

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 05, 2012 06:26 PM (hO8IJ)

402 The fat lady didn't sing yet, but she did go out on stage and fall over and crush some skinny guy in the front row.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 06:26 PM (IhUxK)

403 This blog gets busted more often than Snooki's putative "cherry".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 05, 2012 06:26 PM (lce0m)

404 The NBA has more simulated action than 3 WWE pay-per-view specials.

The Reds are off to a good start on the season.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 05, 2012 06:27 PM (1GunI)

405 411 >>Title IX will probably prevent college hockey from getting big. Most schools have no room to add a men's sport.


The Title IX prevention of men's hockey could be defeated by the addition of.....women's hockey.


Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 05, 2012 10:24 PM (hO8IJ)


--The problem is not the balance of bodies, but the fact that the women's sport counterpart usually loses (more) money compared to the men's team.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 06:27 PM (ykSKg)

406 Jay Carney on The Masters: "I think it's well past time where women are excluded from anything." SWEET! Hey ladies, you are all invited to my next colonoscopy!

Posted by: Killjoy at April 05, 2012 06:27 PM (U/ftZ)

407 In honor of our fallen coblogger

Did we lose another one?

Posted by: Heorot at April 05, 2012 06:27 PM (Y06m6)

408 Hellloooooooo Joffen! How are ya???  And sounds like that sweet baby Ginger is doing really well! 

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 05, 2012 06:27 PM (SsG4J)

409 It's a tad late, and it is time for beddy-bye. Besides - I have to clean off my Official "Al Sharpton Spittle Photo" that I throw shit at. Night, folks.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 06:28 PM (IhUxK)

410 ACC could add a decent norther hockey division. You have to have 6 minimum by NCAA regs. Boston College, Syracuse, Pitt, and Maryland all could find plenty of hockey fans to support the teams. If ACC ever adds UConn or Rutgers that could be another team. And UVa or Duke could probably support a team with so many students coming from the northeast

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 06:28 PM (ZPrif)

411 I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

Posted by: yogi berra at April 05, 2012 06:28 PM (GTbGH)

412 Uh-oh.  Bad signage. 

http://tinyurl.com/6o532a8


Evenin' all! 

Posted by: Theresa at April 05, 2012 06:28 PM (2x+s4)

413 CAC, are you sandbagging us on VA and NV?

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 06:28 PM (WkuV6)

414 Tonight's thread is further proof of the invincible quotability of Airplane! after lo these thirty years.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 06:28 PM (ykSKg)

415 wow fast moving tonite

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at April 05, 2012 06:29 PM (JCa6T)

416 NBC fires big salvo at Romney's LDS church through its MSNBC mouthpiece.  Bet it came direct from Ax and Plouffe.

About as frontal as an assault can get.

They are probably hoping some 18yo Mormon on his mission will strap on a suicide vest and come at them in the lobby of their HQ.  Sounded like that brash an insult.  O'Donnell did it.

Time for the video wizards to splice Jeremiah Wright's "God Damn America!" rant with a pic of Zero and Mooch looking on from the pews with zombie eyes.

Or maybe not.  This piece from MSNBC with O'Donnell is so over-the-top nasty that it should just stand on its own.

Posted by: I am the walrus, goo goo ga joo at April 05, 2012 06:29 PM (PH+2B)

417

Has anyone else heard about Tiger Woods' half-brother with MS? Kinda reminiscent of another famous mixed-race black man's half-brother. . . .


 

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 10:22 PM (ykSKg)

 

 

No. Is it another touchy feely libtard human interest piece that no one really cares about?

Posted by: ErikW at April 05, 2012 06:30 PM (aRmVp)

418 Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

Posted by: yogi berra at April 05, 2012 06:30 PM (GTbGH)

419 427 In honor of our fallen coblogger Did we lose another one? Posted by: Heorot at April 05, 2012 10:27 PM (Y06m6) Drugs again?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 06:30 PM (niZvt)

420 419 Arby's says "we can sell enough or our crappy fast food to lefties, so fuck you conservatives"

http://tinyurl.com/7px6sl3

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 10:26 PM (Y+DPZ)


-Damn, I like Arby's.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 06:30 PM (ykSKg)

421 My youngest brother, an alum, has got to be happy about Ferris State making it to the Frozen Four's Championship Game. It will be a great thrill if when they win it all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 05, 2012 06:30 PM (lce0m)

422 Hockey is expensive. Women's hockey would be a huge money loser. Big winners from Title IX has been women's cross country. You can just add 50 chicks to the cross country team and buy em some shorts and a shirt and, boom, equipment supplied. And the meets are multi-school events, so much less traveling. Teams sports with lots of expensive equipment need to make money to be viable.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 06:30 PM (ZPrif)

423 What do test patterns test, anyway?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 06:31 PM (niZvt)

424 Look some of the fun you could be having on twitter.

I look forward Jan 21 2013 when you suddenly will start arguing against executive power and government mandates.


Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 05, 2012 06:31 PM (RfvTE)

425 Hey Tammy! Yeah I'm gonna have my hands full with that one. What is it with women and shoes? Seriously, they must be born with it or something. THEY'RE JUST FUCKING SHOES! Wanna know how many pairs of shoes I own? Two. I have my sneakers and I have my dress-shoes for weddings and shit. In fact, I don't even know where those ones are. What the hell is with the shoes?!

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 06:32 PM (+nacu)

426 Without the cutouts over the naughty bits. Maybe.

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 05, 2012 10:26 PM (hO8IJ)


Wow, Heather, that's a blast from the past. Looks suspiciously like the blugrass festivals I used to attend in Talkeetna. Lots of funny week, brew, and not much in the way of clothing, balanced by lots of blown-back hair. Oh, and tight cut-offs, cut way too short. And yes, pants optional.

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 06:32 PM (WhSRj)

427 The only conclusion I can come up with is that Drew and Truman are having gay sex. -------------------------------------- 2 guys having "GAY" sex? Is there any other kind?

Posted by: Killjoy at April 05, 2012 06:32 PM (U/ftZ)

428 444 What do test patterns test, anyway?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 10:31 PM (niZvt)



the psi in my aorta.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 06:32 PM (PWwbk)

429 -Damn, I like Arby's.Posted by: logprof

Dude, that's something you keep to yourself.

Arby's has the unique distinction of being mocked on the Simpsons not once, but TWICE for just cause.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 05, 2012 06:32 PM (JEpGb)

430  ...followed by an F-104 flying with the poem High Flight as the narration and end with the Indian test pattern.

I loved staying up late enough to see it.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 05, 2012 10:09 PM (7+pP9)

-----------------------

Yeah, I still remember that film clip.  Now the TV channel would probably bleep out the "touched the face of God" part.  

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 05, 2012 06:32 PM (M0NzJ)

431 Hey, all! Hope you are having a good evening!

Posted by: Mindy at April 05, 2012 06:33 PM (ks883)

432 THEY'RE JUST FUCKING SHOES! Oh, you mean 6 inch spiked heels?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 06:33 PM (niZvt)

433 443 So,they just drop mens sports like wrestling and football,problem solved.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 06:33 PM (7W3wI)

434 @444 screen alignments.  That's those little marks on the side for different broadcast resolution and camera aspect ratios.   Also, early tv's were prone to being off centered.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 05, 2012 06:33 PM (RfvTE)

435 The only conclusion I can come up with is that Drew and Truman are having gay sex.

A shared solo isn't gay, per se.

Posted by: yogi berra at April 05, 2012 06:33 PM (GTbGH)

436 "Honestly, did somebody tell these folks in WI that those little bumps were mountains?" Don't laugh, there's a "Mountain Range" in Michigan's U.P. called The Porcupine Mountain Range. I think the highest peak is about 2k feet. It aint the Rockies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 05, 2012 06:34 PM (ACvLU)

437 Tonight's thread is further proof of the invincible quotability of Airplane! after lo these thirty years.
Ain't no thang!

Posted by: jive talker at April 05, 2012 06:34 PM (6RnvM)

438 Also color gradients..  like if you put a movie in that has say a THX calibration tool.  Similair purposes, I believe.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 05, 2012 06:34 PM (RfvTE)

439 Worst. Overnight. Thread. Ever. Period. Wait. Strike that last period. And...[drumroll] that's what she said. [stands up, wipes tear from eye, starts clapping, then sits down because no one else was clapping]

Posted by: New Comments Thingy at April 05, 2012 06:34 PM (Vg4Vv)

440 yeah I kindA liked arbys too

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at April 05, 2012 06:35 PM (JCa6T)

441 Arby's says "we can sell enough or our crappy fast food to lefties, so fuck you conservatives"

http://tinyurl.com/7px6sl3

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 10:26 PM (Y+DPZ)

-Damn, I like Arby's.
Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 10:30 PM

They're probably also another Obama butt buddy who let Moochelle dictate their menus for an Obamacare waiver

Pretty soon, all the chickenshit rent seeking fast food franchises will bow to King Barry and serve tofu and lettuce

Time to patronize small businesses who don't say "shut up and buy our shit"

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 06:35 PM (Y+DPZ)

442 Hey, Booboo, let's go gangbang a pic-nicker!

Posted by: yogi bear at April 05, 2012 06:35 PM (6RnvM)

443 I wonder what percentage of Americans don't remember when there was no TV after midnight?

Posted by: toby928© at April 05, 2012 06:35 PM (GTbGH)

444 Simpsons quote "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's"

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 06:35 PM (PWwbk)

445 It was Truman not Gabe.

Posted by: grease monkey at April 05, 2012 06:35 PM (VSWPU)

446 I think this would be me at the Speedway http://tinyurl.com/75j2vj7

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 06:36 PM (zyaZ1)

447 No. Is it another touchy feely libtard human interest piece that no one really cares about?

Posted by: ErikW at April 05, 2012 10:30 PM (aRmVp)


--Well, on the one hand many of us have family members we hardly keep in touch with (I actually have a half-brother I have never met), but on the other hand when someone like Eldrick who already has poor PR (he's a notoriously bad tipper) can't reach out with what for him is pocket change it inevitably sticks.  No one cares what happens to *my* half-brother, but with Woods --as with that other guy I have ahem, not mentioned-- it oughta be kind of shameful.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 06:36 PM (ykSKg)

448 Here is the deal with shoes.

Feet are the second most ugly (Anus is first most ugly) part of a body.  Women want everything about them to be pretty.  So they want pretty shoes to hide their ugly feet. 

So, to Freud's question "What do women want?"  the answer is simple "shoes to hide their ugly feet."


Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 06:36 PM (O3R/2)

449 --Well, on the one hand many of us have family members we hardly keep in touch with (I actually have a half-brother I have never met), but on the other hand when someone like Eldrick who already has poor PR (he's a notoriously bad tipper) can't reach out with what for him is pocket change it inevitably sticks. No one cares what happens to *my* half-brother, but with Woods --as with that other guy I have ahem, not mentioned-- it oughta be kind of shameful.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 10:36 PM (ykSKg)


--Although as a P.S. I'll say that at least Tiger is not asking me to "sacrifice."

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 06:37 PM (ykSKg)

450 Wait. This is it... The ONT? My giant penis deserves better than one gay Indian!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 06:37 PM (niZvt)

451 A shared solo isn't gay, per se. ------------------------------------ I'll take "Delineations I Never Want To Have To Make In Front Of A Camera And Microphone" for $200, Alex.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 05, 2012 06:37 PM (U/ftZ)

452 Arby's was David Puddy's favorite place to eat(Seinfeld,Elaine's boyfriend).

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 06:37 PM (7W3wI)

453 450 after 20+ years I think the Simpson's have mocked everything twice

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at April 05, 2012 06:38 PM (JCa6T)

454 442 My youngest brother, an alum, has got to be happy about Ferris State making it to the Frozen Four's Championship Game. It will be a great thrill if when they win it all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 05, 2012 10:30 PM (lce0m)


--BTW where *is* Ferris State?  It's usually the basketball tourney that introduces me to an obscure team, but this year it's hockey.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 06:38 PM (ykSKg)

455 Is anyone reading Game of Thrones? I just can't get into it. Not into fantasy books so that probably doesn't help. Never even read Lord of the Rings, or seen the films for that matter. I don't care about dworves and elves. It's just dumb.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 06:38 PM (+nacu)

456 "Arby's says "we can sell enough or our crappy fast food to lefties, so fuck you conservatives"" Tofu, Bacon and Cheddar? Ok, not seeing it myself but it could just be me...

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 06:38 PM (R5yLq)

457 469 I don't get guys that love feet,I agree with you.Ugly.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 06:39 PM (7W3wI)

458 Arby's is awful. I haven't eaten there in 15 years.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 06:39 PM (QTHTd)

459 Evening all! Ugh.. what a shitty day. How are ya'll doing?!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 05, 2012 06:39 PM (DGIjM)

460 Want to know how how much I am NOT a picky eater?  The other night I actually ate something from

Taco

Fucking

Bell

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 06:39 PM (PWwbk)

461 Teams sports with lots of expensive equipment need to make money to be viable.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 10:30 PM (ZPrif)


--My university has a women's hockey team, but then in Canada more people want to watch that.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 06:39 PM (ykSKg)

462 The only conclusion I can come up with is that Drew and Truman are having gay sex.
Let's hope it's makeup* sex.

* Like after an argument not e.g. boning Mimi Bobeck.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 05, 2012 06:39 PM (6RnvM)

463 Very, very late, but good evening, Moron Horde.

I got fed very well tonight - little stuffed pasta (pruscitto filled) in white sauce and a tiny pork loin chop.

The wine was a perfectly incendiary petite sirah.

So, yeah, I'm feeling mellow.

Posted by: Dianna at April 05, 2012 06:39 PM (mKMj1)

464 476 I think it's in Michigan.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 06:39 PM (7W3wI)

465 479 469 I don't get guys that love feet,I agree with you.Ugly. *ahem*

Posted by: Rex Ryan at April 05, 2012 06:40 PM (UR5vq)

466 " I don't care about dworves and elves. It's just dumb." Congrats! You've just earned your first denouncement for being a racist. Yes, your going to fit in here quite nicely I think.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 06:40 PM (R5yLq)

467 457 "Honestly, did somebody tell these folks in WI that those little bumps were mountains?"

Don't laugh, there's a "Mountain Range" in Michigan's U.P. called The Porcupine Mountain Range. I think the highest peak is about 2k feet. It aint the Rockies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 05, 2012 10:34 PM (ACvLU)


They're the Porcupine Mountains with no "range" in the name. Less that 1,700 feet above sea level, but very beautiful country.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 05, 2012 06:40 PM (lce0m)

468 Where's the "continue reading" thingy that shows the rest of the post?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 05, 2012 06:40 PM (IN7k+)

469 I misspelled "dwarves". Oh well.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 06:40 PM (+nacu)

470 Joffen, there are no dwarves or elves in any of the Ice And Fire books. There are some wicked ice demons in the north, though. (As you know from the prologue.)

First three books good. Beyond that Martin went Jordan and lost control of the story.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 06:40 PM (QTHTd)

471 #482 - I am sorry to have read that! Especially after I posted tonight's dinner.

Posted by: Dianna at April 05, 2012 06:40 PM (mKMj1)

472 Jimbo at April 05, 2012 10:36 PM (O3R/2) I'm not saying this to be contrary, but I had a foot x-ray once and was fascinated by how graceful and beautiful the bones were. It was neato!

Posted by: Mindy at April 05, 2012 06:41 PM (ks883)

473 Truman North, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 05, 2012 06:41 PM (7yvLv)

474 492 No elves but those Targaryen dragon people are kind of elvish.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 06:42 PM (7W3wI)

475 The last time I went to Arbys was the last time I went to Arbys. Hubby hates it. Good riddance to them.

Posted by: Charlie on the phone at April 05, 2012 06:42 PM (5H6zj)

476 426 Jay Carney on The Masters: "I think it's well past time where women are excluded from anything."

Prostate exams for all!

Posted by: Splunge at April 05, 2012 06:42 PM (2IW5Q)

477 473 Arby's is disgusting. Posted by: runninrebel at April 05, 2012 10:37 PM (N/1Dm) Nah. Rosie O'Donnel's pecker stow compartment is disgusting. Arby's is merely hard to swallow.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 06:42 PM (niZvt)

478 "343 Bottle deposits have also financed hordes of kids through a summer. Good money could be made, if you were even slightly enterprising." I had a friend, Catholic of course, who had 11 kids in her family. We would walk up and down the street picking up bottles for the deposits then go to the little store to buy candy. Adversity makes you strong. Oh, and all those kids were well-fed, clothed and housed. The parents were very nice, and the kids were happy. Apparently the parents, um, had a happy marriage. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 05, 2012 06:42 PM (ACvLU)

479 Dianna, I have a neighbor that is a total foodie....I got a squirrel out of her attic, and ever since, she has hooked me up with some really good food, mostly following her Italian/Swiss heritage.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 06:42 PM (PWwbk)

480 Why all the Arby hate tonight? 

Posted by: grease monkey at April 05, 2012 06:42 PM (VSWPU)

481 Without Truman,the sidebar might be pretty empty.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 06:43 PM (7W3wI)

482 Well, I'm thinking about how to expand interest in hockey. I'm saying adding hockey to big time Div 1 schools is a good way cause people love cheering for the schools. So schools adding mens hockey are already pushing their local fanbase out of their comfort zone. There's a reason most Div 1 schools don't have hockey. Adding women's hockey is just a bridge too far. And an expensive bridge.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 06:43 PM (ZPrif)

483 482 Want to know how how much I am NOT a picky eater? The other night I actually ate something from

Taco

Fucking

Bell


I did that once. Once.

Posted by: Splunge at April 05, 2012 06:43 PM (2IW5Q)

484 Since all the fast food joints will be serving pre-processed "healthy foods" for $10 by some nasty looking people, I think I'm going local from now on. Great Mexican food place on Tamiami Trail in Sarasota with some nice looking waitresses

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 06:43 PM (Y+DPZ)

485 Off foul sock

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 05, 2012 06:43 PM (5H6zj)

486 Jay Carney on The Masters: "I think it's well past time where women are excluded from anything."


*****

'member when John Snow had to give  up his membership?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 06:43 PM (piMMO)

487 "I got fed very well tonight - little stuffed pasta (pruscitto filled) in white sauce and a tiny pork loin chop. " Sounds good. Might have to try that myself soon.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 06:43 PM (R5yLq)

488 @jimbo excellent

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 05, 2012 06:43 PM (RfvTE)

489 @492: I really should read them since I stupidly paid for the whole collection on the advice of a friend. My friends are assholes. And yes, I am racist for hating dwarves. What of it?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 06:44 PM (+nacu)

490

EASY TO SLIP

http://tinyurl.com/723sgzg

Posted by: LITTLE FEAT at April 05, 2012 06:44 PM (FZO+I)

491 So why don't we do a similar boycott of MSNBC and NPR advertiser's?

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 06:44 PM (ZPrif)

492 but my sweetest taboo has got to be a Burger King whopper with cheese.

(hangs head in shame)

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 06:44 PM (PWwbk)

493 The "dworves and elves" are metaphors for uh human qualities.  Ah fuck it.  You are right.  It's a waste of time.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 06:44 PM (O3R/2)

494 487 479 469 I don't get guys that love feet,I agree with you.Ugly.
*ahem*
Posted by: Rex Ryan

*ahem* *ahem*

Posted by: andi sullivan at April 05, 2012 06:44 PM (6RnvM)

495
486 476 I think it's in Michigan.
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 10:39 PM (7W3wI)


Ferris State is in Big Rapids, Michigan, which is located approximately at the 2nd knuckle of the ring finger in the "mitten".

The team's nickname is the "Buellers", I shit you not.

(Okay, I do, but it would be so much cooler than "Bulldogs".)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 05, 2012 06:44 PM (lce0m)

496 486 476 I think it's in Michigan.     Nah.  Indiana State is in Indiana, Oklahoma State is in Oklahoma, Arizona State is in Arizona.  Ergo, Ferris State is in Ferris.  It's the 56th state, of course.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 05, 2012 06:44 PM (7yvLv)

497 Song of Ice and Fire irritated me beyond belief.

If you find my review on Amazon (of book 3) you may think I am evil. But seriously, those books suck.

Posted by: Dianna at April 05, 2012 06:45 PM (mKMj1)

498 Speaking of the Simpsons, there's one less cheese-eating surrender monkey in France (only a surrender monkey, maybe): France election 2012: Nicolas Sarkozy bans cheese from Elysée Palace http://tinyurl.com/7flr28a

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2012 06:45 PM (UR5vq)

499 @502. Arbys caving on rush boycott. And being obnoxious about it.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 05, 2012 06:45 PM (5H6zj)

500 THEY'RE JUST FUCKING SHOES! Wanna know how many pairs of shoes I own? Two.

It's a mystery to me, too, Joffen.  I own a pair of tennis shoes, a pair of black flats, two pair of boots and a pair of black pumps.

I have never been a shoe girl or even a clothes girl.

Don't ask me about perfume, flowers and candles, though.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 05, 2012 06:45 PM (SsG4J)

501 Used to eat Taco Bell all the time in high school. Eventually I got tired of my asshole burning.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 06:45 PM (ZPrif)

502 Joffen, there are no dwarves or elves in any of the Ice And Fire books.

Wha?

Posted by: Tyrion Lannister at April 05, 2012 06:45 PM (GTbGH)

503 The Angus burger with shrooms and baconz is nice. Wish the burger itself was less tasteless

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 06:45 PM (QTHTd)

504 Ugh, I miss Whataburger.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 06:45 PM (QTHTd)

505 but my sweetest taboo has got to be a Burger King whopper with cheese.

****

Don't forget the apple fries!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 06:46 PM (piMMO)

506 "Want to know how how much I am NOT a picky eater? The other night I actually ate something from Taco Fucking Bell" Make a run for the bathroom.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 06:46 PM (R5yLq)

507

Without Truman,the sidebar might be pretty empty.

 

Now we'll never get the 'Slow Newsday Gorn in  Cornbrero' I've been asking for.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 06:46 PM (FZO+I)

508 .I got a squirrel out of her attic...

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 10:42 PM (PWwbk)



Wait, WHAT?

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 06:46 PM (WhSRj)

509 506 Since all the fast food joints will be serving pre-processed "healthy foods" for $10 by some nasty looking people, I think I'm going local from now on. Great Mexican food place on Tamiami Trail in Sarasota with some nice looking waitresses

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 10:43 PM (Y+DPZ)


--At least when I'm back in Virginia I never have to worry about chains since I always eat at my dad's restaurant.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 06:46 PM (ykSKg)

510 The Angus burger with shrooms and baconz is nice. Wish the burger itself was less tasteless <-- I forgot to mention that this was at McD's

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 06:46 PM (QTHTd)

511 523 Used to eat Taco Bell all the time in high school. Eventually I got tired of my asshole burning. Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 10:45 PM (ZPrif) Back then their taco filling was ground bull penis.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 06:46 PM (niZvt)

512 502 Why all the Arby hate tonight?
Posted by: grease monkey at April 05, 2012 10:42 PM

On their Twitter page, they announced that they had buckled under to some lefties (who are probably vegans anyway) and pulled advertising from Rush Limbaugh

When conservatives complained on Twitter, they blocked them from their pages

Go local, even George McGovern found out how liberalism fucks over small businesses when he opened his own restaurant

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 06:47 PM (Y+DPZ)

513 California may suck, but we do have In-n-Out. If those guys could make really good fries, they'd own the world by now.

Posted by: Splunge at April 05, 2012 06:47 PM (2IW5Q)

514 hi Shrimps sorry to hear about your crappy day

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at April 05, 2012 06:47 PM (JCa6T)

515 Dammit, this ONT is en fuego . . .  I have a question for the techies in our midst.  I have an old (2005?) iMac, OSX 10.5.8 (I believe it is a "power pc" type, it was the last one that didn't have the little camera dealie).  Do I have to worry about this virus, or is it more for the newer machines?

TIA, love you all truly, madly, deeply . . . 

Posted by: Peaches at April 05, 2012 06:47 PM (w407e)

516 I'm not saying this to be contrary, but I had a foot x-ray once and was fascinated by how graceful and beautiful the bones were. It was neato! ----------------------------------------- Do you have any copies of your foot x-rays? No? Wanna buy some? They're only slightly stained.

Posted by: Mindy's X-Ray Tech at April 05, 2012 06:47 PM (U/ftZ)

517 530 .I got a squirrel out of her attic...


Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 10:42 PM (PWwbk)


Wait, WHAT?

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 10:46 PM (WhSRj)



older lady....actual furry rodent in the space underneath the roof of her domicile....you kids and your dirty minds....get off my lawn!

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 06:47 PM (PWwbk)

518 >>Ergo, Ferris State is in Ferris. It's the 56th state, of course.

Wayne State is in Wayne, Truman State is in Truman, Ball State is in Indiana Scrotum Horror...

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 05, 2012 06:48 PM (hO8IJ)

519 Who needs Arby's when you have Lion's Choice ?  

Posted by: grease monkey at April 05, 2012 06:48 PM (VSWPU)

520 First three books good. Beyond that Martin went Jordan and lost control of the story.

I'll go along with this, though I think I enjoyed them all more than most here did. They were recommended to me by my teenaged nieces, so my expectations were probably much lower.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 06:48 PM (SsG4J)

521 526 Ugh, I miss Whataburger.
  C'mon down to OK, BTH.  We still got 'em.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 05, 2012 06:48 PM (7yvLv)

522 Beyond that Martin went Jordan and lost control of the story. Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 10:40 PM (QTHTd) Martin never had control of his story. Jordan just got a little flabby around the middle. There was no loss of control. You can't tell me you aren't waiting with bated breath for January 8, 2013?

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 06:48 PM (T03Ll)

523 "Back then their taco filling was ground bull penis." As opposed to now, they use unground bull penis.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 06:48 PM (R5yLq)

524 536 hi Shrimps sorry to hear about your crappy day Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at April 05, 2012 10:47 PM (JCa6T) Thanks. Its over. how much weight have you lost so far?

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 05, 2012 06:48 PM (DGIjM)

525 Tyrion Lannister is just a regular dwarf,like the kind we have IRL.There is no race of dwarves though.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 06:48 PM (7W3wI)

526 In-and-out is so funny.  They fry the spuds once, and then ruin it by drying them off with towels. 


Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 06:49 PM (O3R/2)

527 I love a good Anus Burger.

Posted by: Barney Frank at April 05, 2012 06:49 PM (FZO+I)

528 Ugh, I miss Whataburger.


****

Folks here just raved and raved about Whataburger: Just couldn't wait until they opened. I tried them twice.The first time the burger was so flavorless that I gave them the benefit of the doubt and tried them a second time. That was years ago and I can't imagine ever going back.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 06:49 PM (piMMO)

529 526, Whatabuger (Waterbuger) is heavenly.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 05, 2012 06:49 PM (TCTPY)

530 Hon, can I put my squirrel in your attic tonight?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 05, 2012 06:49 PM (2IW5Q)

531 "You can't tell me you aren't waiting with bated breath for January 8, 2013?" I'm not. Listerine. Stuff works great.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 06:49 PM (R5yLq)

532 Hi Stuck! lol as always. I prefer crest rinse, myself.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 06:50 PM (T03Ll)

533 I am onboard with Arbys obviously but why no attention here to the similair shenanigans of Coke at the same time and Pepsi repeatedly in the past.

Frankly of the two coke sounds less obnoxious about it all.  so if i have to buy... thats probly what it will be.

gotta go.. wont be able to respond for a few hours.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 05, 2012 06:50 PM (RfvTE)

534 Wow, in the mid 500's already? You morons are prolific!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 06:50 PM (yh0zB)

535 Ferris State is in Big Rapids, Michigan, which is located approximately at the 2nd knuckle of the ring finger in the "mitten".

The team's nickname is the "Buellers", I shit you not.

(Okay, I do, but it would be so much cooler than "Bulldogs".)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 05, 2012 10:44 PM (lce0m)


--Great, another Bulldog team.  UM Duluth is also the Bulldogs.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 06:50 PM (ykSKg)

536 "Folks here just raved and raved about Whataburger: Just couldn't wait until they opened. I tried them twice.The first time the burger was so flavorless that I gave them the benefit of the doubt and tried them a second time. That was years ago and I can't imagine ever going back." Not a real big fan of fast food myself. I can make it cheaper and better at home. I only hit a drive thru on rare occasion, usually only when I am out of other options.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 06:50 PM (R5yLq)

537 I'm listening to Andy Stewart sing "Haud your tongue, dear Sally". I think I must be drunk.

Posted by: Dianna at April 05, 2012 06:51 PM (mKMj1)

538 " Wow, in the mid 500's already? You morons are prolific!" You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means... Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 06:51 PM (R5yLq)

539 Since Robert Jordan is dead that series may actually be concluded now.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 06:51 PM (7W3wI)

540 @519: I barely read the first book. The prologue was good but then I just stopped caring. "Aww...they found some wolf cubs. Who cares." Oh well. I suppose that's one of the only things that sucks about ebooks: you can't give them to someone else.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 06:51 PM (+nacu)

541 But the burgers and shakes really are excellent.

Does the moron hoard know about In-and-Out?  Grilled onions upon request.  Moron heaven.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 06:51 PM (O3R/2)

542 Heh, the Burger Kings here in Canada now have bacon poutine.  In case living until 40 is too long.

I do want to try a Zinger Double Down though.  But must lose more weight first.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 06:51 PM (ykSKg)

543 GGE and this is the second try, think we were at 250 on the first try.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 06:52 PM (WkuV6)

544

There is no race of dwarves though.

 

This is why you read Salvatore's 'Dark Elf Trilogy'...and the 'Icewind Dale' Series...and the other 7 or so Drizzt books. 

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 06:52 PM (FZO+I)

545 #562 - I wish I'd figured it out before book 3!

Posted by: Dianna at April 05, 2012 06:52 PM (mKMj1)

546 Frankly of the two coke sounds less obnoxious about it all. so if i have to buy... thats probly what it will be.

gotta go.. wont be able to respond for a few hours.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 05, 2012 10:50 PM (RfvTE)

Fuckem all. I buy whatever is on sale. I'd get the generic stuff but the picky bastards here wouldn't drink it.



hmmm....

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 06:52 PM (yh0zB)

547 Chikfila shakes are awesome.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 06:53 PM (ZPrif)

548 Karina Smirnoff from Dancing With The Stars has apparwently done a nude(well,no hoo ha shots) phot shoot.Dancers body.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 06:53 PM (7W3wI)

549 Since Robert Jordan is dead that series may actually be concluded now. Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 10:51 PM (7W3wI) No, no. Brandon Sanderson has been writing the last three based on Jordan's detailed notes and what he had completed. he's already released two, the final comes out in january.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 06:53 PM (T03Ll)

550 I rarely eat fast food... being a vegetarian limits options. But.. I do love Steak n Shake french fries... and milk shakes.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 05, 2012 06:53 PM (DGIjM)

551 It's nice to see Walmart is standing its ground.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 06:53 PM (O3R/2)

552 501 Dianna, I have a neighbor that is a total foodie....I got a squirrel out of her attic How did she cook it?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at April 05, 2012 06:54 PM (gIrkv)

553 Not a real big fan of fast food myself. I can make it cheaper and better at home. I only hit a drive thru on rare occasion, usually only when I am out of other options.

****

One homemade burger, coming up! http://bit.ly/hSTG3

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 06:54 PM (piMMO)

554 Jimbo, I used to travel with my boss to SoCal.  First stop we'd make on the way to the office was In-N-Out.  Pretty good burger for mass production.  Here in OK, we've got a lot of locals making onion burgers (they fry the onions right along with the beef).  Mighty good!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 05, 2012 06:54 PM (7yvLv)

555 Second try? What happened to the first try?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 06:54 PM (yh0zB)

556 backyard burgers is good new chain.  Try the grilled chicken with slaw - nice.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 06:54 PM (WkuV6)

557 If you ever get a spicy chicken sandwich at Chick-fil-A, get a shake to help put out the fire.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 06:55 PM (O3R/2)

558 I can't believe it took me so long to recognize the similarity between Drew's image and a load screen from Fallout:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/fallout-load

Speaking of which, Fallout (the original) is free (legally) right now from Great Old Games.

http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/fallout


Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at April 05, 2012 06:55 PM (0d0K7)

559 574 501 Dianna, I have a neighbor that is a total foodie....I got a squirrel out of her attic

How did she cook it?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at April 05, 2012 10:54 PM (gIrkv)



Roasted, with cremini mushrooms and jellybeans. Topped with whipped cream.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 06:55 PM (PWwbk)

560 GGE - big penis pictures, truman is off getting spanked for it

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 06:55 PM (WkuV6)

561 Another twitter #WhatsObamaHiding: His Quran

Posted by: Retread at April 05, 2012 06:55 PM (joSBv)

562 Whataburger doG, how I miss Whataburger

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 05, 2012 06:55 PM (JMmQ9)

563 Apparently Sanderson's been kicking all manner of ass. Will the conclusion be a choose-your-own-ending with blue, red, and green pages? Because that's what you NEED for a good ending.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 06:55 PM (QTHTd)

564
Of all the abominations served by Arbys, the worst was their "Rueben". Dried out bread, insipid flavor, a total fraud. They didn't even toast the bread properly.

So the deli at the Wawa convenience store became the exclusive supplier of the vittles of which I partake with my wife at the pottery studio every Tuesday when classes are in session.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 05, 2012 06:55 PM (lce0m)

565 Falling Down Whammy Burger scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eREiQhBDIk

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 06:56 PM (Y+DPZ)

566 GGE - big penis pictures, truman is off getting spanked for it

As punishment or reward?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 06:56 PM (QTHTd)

567 Gee...sorry I missed that...


BTW - Cook-Out burgers FTW!


http://www.cookoutnc.com/

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 06:56 PM (yh0zB)

568 Harvey's burgers are awful. Luckily they're only in Canada (I think).

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 06:57 PM (+nacu)

569 Although the auld man's deid and gane,
But he's left her a gae fee;
He's left tae her ten thousand pounds
and all of his lands tae fee.

...and he's left her a bonny wee lap-dog
to follow her jauntin' cart.

Posted by: Dianna at April 05, 2012 06:57 PM (mKMj1)

570 In sight, Must be right.

Posted by: steak and shake at April 05, 2012 06:58 PM (GTbGH)

571 578 Jean, I agree about the Backyard Burger. Used to eat there all the time when we lived in Kansas.

Posted by: Mindy at April 05, 2012 06:58 PM (ks883)

572

Another twitter #WhatsObamaHiding: His Quran

 

Well it's not the Afikomen.

Posted by: Elijah at April 05, 2012 06:58 PM (FZO+I)

573 581  -- you just cost me hours of productive life

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 06:58 PM (WkuV6)

574 As opposed to now, they use unground bull penis.

Just the way I like it!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at April 05, 2012 06:58 PM (Pf662)

575 Enjoy your tasty fatty,sugary foods now because if Obama gets reelected they may go bye bye.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 06:58 PM (7W3wI)

576 Apparently Sanderson's been kicking all manner of ass. Will the conclusion be a choose-your-own-ending with blue, red, and green pages? Because that's what you NEED for a good ending. Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 10:55 PM (QTHTd) LOL! I read a choose your own about a carnival and a raven once, I kept choosing ends that lead to death and it traumatized me about carnivals for life. Sanderson has been doing quite a good job. I don't care for his actual writing style as much as Jordan's, and he doesn't quite get at least two of the characters right, but other wise, it's been pretty satisfying. I am not complaining.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 06:59 PM (T03Ll)

577 dammit...now I want a Cook Out style huge burger with onion rings...but with my freshly sandblasted gums I wouldn't be able to stand to eat it...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 06:59 PM (yh0zB)

578
  I remember when a Big Mac WAS big. puny little donuts aren't worth buying now.  They even shrank the sausage biscuits, but the flavor is yet there.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 05, 2012 06:59 PM (SAMxH)

579 Schlotzsky's Reubens are pretty dreadful too. The rye bread is like chowin' down on an old Trapper Keeper

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 06:59 PM (QTHTd)

580 Okay, fine, nobody gives a shit about the mac attack, I get it.  I live in SoCal, have gone through spurts of In'n'Out (or however you spell it).  It's edible.  If you want a GREAT burger, go to a 5-star hotel.  THAT is where you will get a GREAT burger.  Otherwise, I dunno, never had one anywhere else . . . I'll eat a lot of crap, but I am very picky when it comes to calling greatness.

Posted by: Peaches at April 05, 2012 06:59 PM (w407e)

581 Enjoy your tasty fatty,sugary foods now because if Obama gets reelected they may go bye bye.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2012 10:58 PM (7W3wI)


What do you think the bunker is stocked with, silly?

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 07:00 PM (WhSRj)

582 599 Apparently Sanderson's been kicking all manner of ass. Will the conclusion be a choose-your-own-ending with blue, red, and green pages? Because that's what you NEED for a good ending. Well, Myst ended with a choice of a blue, red, or white page, ...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2012 07:00 PM (UR5vq)

583 I think there was a moron spotting in BC last night. http://tinyurl.com/7yhx84l Apparently booze + shopping cart - clothes + high powered car wash = visit from the cops.

Posted by: Brian in BC at April 05, 2012 07:00 PM (3lxx0)

584 It's relative.  In-n-out in big shit on top of turd mountain.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 07:01 PM (O3R/2)

585 I got a scrip of  Vicoden when the torture specialist dentist was done with me, took one and nothing. Might as well have used it as a suppository for all the good it did me.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 07:01 PM (yh0zB)

586 California may suck, but we do have In-n-Out. If those guys could make really good fries, they'd own the world by now.Posted by: Splunge

FU. They are the best fries in the world.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 05, 2012 07:01 PM (JEpGb)

587

Sanderson has been doing quite a good job.

 

I can't agree with that at all.  The last book ws awful.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 07:02 PM (FZO+I)

588 shrimps forty lbs

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at April 05, 2012 07:02 PM (JCa6T)

589 have gone through spurts of In'n'Out
That's what she said!

Posted by: michael scott at April 05, 2012 07:02 PM (6RnvM)

590 In So Cal we have In-n-Out and a thousand little burger joints that were opened by the Greeks in the 50s, 60s, and 70s. They have names like "Steve's" "Brolly Hut""Astro Burger" "Troy's"

We had some in Buena Park/La Palma/Anaheim called Athenian Burgers. OMG. The char-broiled kind, with lots of fresh lettuce, tomato, onions, etc.
They also always had kick ass fries, with Lawry's Seasoning salt. (Which was the first time I had ever eaten it)

They're all gone now, though. 

We do still have Beach Burgers here in HB, which are awesome. Their Coke is SO GOOD and they still serve it Styrofoam cups, so it stays cold and icy for hours.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 07:02 PM (SsG4J)

591 609 California may suck, but we do have In-n-Out. If those guys could make really good fries, they'd own the world by now.Posted by: Splunge

FU. They are the best fries in the world.


How to start a fight:

Tex-Mex vs. Cal-Mex

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 07:02 PM (PWwbk)

592

This has been the strangest ONT I've been part of.  Tried to get in around 240 and, whammo! thought I broke it.  Come back and it's blazed past 400.  Went from giant "male members" to hamburgers.

 

I would thank Truman North for the ONT, but I guess he's been exiled.

 

Good night, morons everywhere.  Keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 05, 2012 07:03 PM (7yvLv)

593 Might as well have used it as a suppository for all the good it did me.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 11:01 PM (yh0zB)


Did you read the label? Might have been just that type....

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 07:03 PM (WhSRj)

594 Didn't even get to see any pretty colors...I thought Vicoden was supposed to be the good stuff...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 07:03 PM (yh0zB)

595 If I want a hamburger, I'll make one, with a half pound of fresh beef on a lightly toasted sourdough bun, slice of Bermuda onion, sharp cheddar, lettuce and mayo. Pop open a Killian's and we're good to go.
 
 

Posted by: irongrampa at April 05, 2012 07:03 PM (SAMxH)

596 They even shrank the sausage biscuits, but the flavor is yet there.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 05, 2012 10:59 PM (SAMxH)


A man after my own heart.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 07:03 PM (SsG4J)

597 shrimps forty lbs

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at April 05, 2012 11:02 PM (JCa6T)


HOLY CRAP. Well, this discussion ought to add back about 20, if you avoid the poutine, which would be another 30 or so. And gross.

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 07:04 PM (WhSRj)

598 Ha tcn, nope I didn't check...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 07:04 PM (yh0zB)

599 Might as well have used it as a suppository for all the good it did me.


****

Ugh. Reminds me of that trend of kids soaking tampons in liquor.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:04 PM (piMMO)

600 I missed giant penis pictures????

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 07:04 PM (SsG4J)

601 At this stage the only difference between regions of the country are slightly differences in regional fast food chains. In-and-Out vs 5 Guys vs Sonic Chik-fila isn't national yet. There are still a lot of regional sub sandwich chains. Subway is everywhere, but lots of competition yet to find out who will be the Burger Kind and Wendy's to Subway's McDonalds. Quiznos is #2 I guess, but they seem to be failing huge in recent years.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 07:05 PM (ZPrif)

602 619 If I want a hamburger, I'll make one, with a half pound of fresh beef on a lightly toasted sourdough bun, slice of Bermuda onion, sharp cheddar, lettuce and mayo. Pop open a Killian's and we're good to go.


Posted by: irongrampa at April 05, 2012 11:03 PM (SAMxH)


I had the guy at the meat counter at Whole Foods (I know) make me some burgers with blue cheese and bacon added to the mix.

We're talking last meal quality awesomeness...

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 07:05 PM (PWwbk)

603 Try taking 12 a day, GGE.

Posted by: dr gregory house at April 05, 2012 07:05 PM (6RnvM)

604 Welp, here's raykon, drawn like a mosquito to a lake party :^/

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 07:06 PM (QTHTd)

605 irongrampa, you would want the cheddar style huge burger at Cook Out...mmmm

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 07:06 PM (yh0zB)

606 The last book ws awful. Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 11:02 PM (FZO+I) I sympathize, and I probably overstated "quite a good job". Like I said, I don't care for his writing style; and I think he has destroyed at least two of the characters, but I don't think he is totally screwing it up. But frankly, I've been reading these things for 20 frickin' years, I am dying for some closure, and my bar is set way low.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:06 PM (T03Ll)

607 Good evening.

Surrounded by redheads.

Pleze halp!

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 07:06 PM (F79HU)

608 Tammy, I'm pretty sure those pictures were just an indication of how completely crazy our neighbors in the near east actually have become. Yes, giant bronzed penises, in public parks.

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 07:06 PM (WhSRj)

609 Wait, does the Game of Thrones series really have dwarves and elves in it? God damn it.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 07:07 PM (+nacu)

610 who will be the Burger Kind and Wendy's to Subway's McDonalds

I was really hoping it would be Blimpie's.  Blimpie's tuna is yum yum yum and Subway's tuna is Helen Thomas with a come-hither look

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 07:07 PM (QTHTd)

611
When I attended Michigan Tech in the 70s, our football team played some of its games against teams from the State Universities of Minnesota -- Winona State and Bemidji State come to mind.

Our homecoming game one year pitted Tech's Huskies against the Bemidji Beavers. They sold a button for the game on which a rampant huskie stood over a beaver that was laying on its back. Encircling this disturbing picture was the slogan, "Go Huskies, Lick the Beavers".

How all that was run past the powers that be, I'll never know, but we thought it was damn funny.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 05, 2012 07:07 PM (lce0m)

612 Robert, do tell! Sister in town?  (Like you really want any help!)

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 07:07 PM (SsG4J)

613 "I would thank Truman North for the ONT, but I guess he's been exiled. " Anyone else getting the mental image of him wandering a frozen wasteland in a parka, carrying a spear? No.. ok, maybe it's just me again..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 07:07 PM (R5yLq)

614
  What could be wrong with being surrounded by redheads???

Posted by: irongrampa at April 05, 2012 07:07 PM (SAMxH)

615

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 11:07 PM (+nacu)


No, just a horny midget and horny humans and some tiny crappy looking dragons.  No telling if the dragons are horny, though.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 07:08 PM (F79HU)

616 Five Guys is my favwite pwace!!!

Posted by: Barney Frank at April 05, 2012 07:08 PM (ykSKg)

617 12 a day? wow...


I have this thing about pain killers...they don't hardly work on me at all. I can't take aspirin for a headache, I have to take so many of them I get light-headed when I try to stand up. Excedrin migrane formula is the only thing that works halfway well, I'd hate to think what I'd have to do if I really had a migrane. So, I end up just soldiering through most of the time.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 07:08 PM (yh0zB)

618 Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 11:06 PM (F79HU) Here, you'll need this! *hands Robert the Head of Helios*. Remember that bright light is the best weapon against gingers!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2012 07:08 PM (UR5vq)

619 tcn, when I googled for "penis park", I got South Korea, not the near east. Mind you, I'm pretty sure Google thinks I'm gay now, but, oh well.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 07:09 PM (QTHTd)

620 But frankly, I've been reading these things for 20 frickin' years, I am dying for some closure, and my bar is set way low. Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside

While I empathize, please, give it up!

It sucked to begin, and we held on, in hopes of improvement, and...well.

Run, don't walk. Please?

Posted by: Dianna at April 05, 2012 07:09 PM (mKMj1)

621 (Like you really want any help!)

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 11:07 PM (SsG4J)


I need to switch places with someone.  How good are you at imitating a man?

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 07:09 PM (F79HU)

622

But frankly, I've been reading these things for 20 frickin' years, I am dying for some closure, and my bar is set way low.

 

I blame my friend. 

'Now don't go dying before you finish these.', he says to Jordan at a book signing for the 4th one.  Asshole.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 07:09 PM (FZO+I)

623 No Coke, Pepsi!

Posted by: Pete Dionasopolis at April 05, 2012 07:09 PM (GTbGH)

624 Surrounded by redheads.

Pleze halp!

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 11:06 PM (F79HU)



Where are you? I'm on the way to render assistance!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 07:09 PM (yh0zB)

625 "Surrounded by redheads. Pleze halp!" Ahh hell. I feel your pain bubba. Trust me.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 07:09 PM (R5yLq)

626 Yes, giant bronzed penises, in public parks.

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 11:06 PM (WhSRj)


Well, tcn I gotta tell ya, the last time I was in San Francisco, there were real live penises (albeit NOT giant ones) attached to naked men walking around in the park.


I think the west still has the east beat for batshit insane.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 07:09 PM (SsG4J)

627 They opened a chain in the mid-Atlantic called "California Tortilla." They should be sued for libel.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:10 PM (T03Ll)

628 Oops, FAR east. Not that far from Alaska, but it's actually FAR east.

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 07:10 PM (WhSRj)

629 *hands Robert the Head of Helios*. Remember that bright light is the best weapon against gingers!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2012 11:08 PM (UR5vq)


Thank you, Kratos, for giving me...head...wait a minute...

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 07:10 PM (F79HU)

630 Isn't everyone in Korea named "Park"?

Posted by: belinda luscombe TIME at April 05, 2012 07:10 PM (6RnvM)

631 I need to switch places with someone.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 11:09 PM (F79HU)



Put me in coach! I'm ready to take one for the team...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 07:10 PM (yh0zB)

632 I need to switch places with someone. How good are you at imitating a man?

Not good at all. Too much boobage, and a complete inability to parallel park.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 07:10 PM (SsG4J)

633 "Where are you? I'm on the way to render assistance!!!" Don't be a fool man. Redheads are natures natural sniper. They wound one, let him cry for help to draw the others into the kill zone! Ouch. Damn.. Ribs.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 07:11 PM (R5yLq)

634

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 11:09 PM (SsG4J)

 

This is why they make Wrist Rockets and ice cubes.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 07:11 PM (FZO+I)

635 611 shrimps forty lbs Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at April 05, 2012 11:02 PM (JCa6T) WOW. awesome!!!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 05, 2012 07:11 PM (DGIjM)

636 Some guys have all the luck...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 07:11 PM (yh0zB)

637 Multitasking - reviewing a lawsuit, watching night baseball, thinking Obama is a creepy dude and saying hi to my imaginary friends and looking forward to scotch no ice no agua later on. That's just me, what y'all doin?

Posted by: Jornolist at April 05, 2012 07:11 PM (h0vh/)

638 blame my friend. 'Now don't go dying before you finish these.', he says to Jordan at a book signing for the 4th one. Asshole. Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 11:09 PM (FZO+I) wow. Okay. blame assigned. but you know, the thought crossed everyone's mind, I know it crossed mine at around book 5.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:11 PM (T03Ll)

639 I don't understand how Pennsylvania is going for Barack Obama. I thought coal mining was a big deal in that state, and he has promised to do whatever he can to bankrupt the coal industry. Can't the Republican Party in Pennsylvania run commercials showing Mr. Obama saying "someone could build a coal plant if he wants to, but he'll go bankrupt"? Or is it just that the urban liberals vastly outnumber the coal miners? Please put me some f'n knowledge here. http://hotair.com/archives/2008/11/02/obama-well-bankrupt-any-new-coal-plants/

Posted by: steveha at April 05, 2012 07:11 PM (TMG3G)

640 lol. Hi Hummingbird.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 07:11 PM (QTHTd)

641 639
What could be wrong with being surrounded by redheads???

If they are all male that could be a problem

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at April 05, 2012 07:11 PM (KCvsd)

642 redheads are my kryptonite...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 07:12 PM (yh0zB)

643 Quiznos is #2 I guess, but they seem to be failing huge in recent years.


****

Keep your eye on Jimmie Johns. Their numbers 8 and 9 are delicious. In fact, they've become pretty aggressive against Quiznos. Quiznos was in a little strip mall near hear and doing okay and then JJ's leased the spot next to them, at the end of the building, and opened a drive-thru.

Quiznos is now closed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:12 PM (piMMO)

644
   Time for the old folk.  I need to be surrounded by my private redhead.


   Goodnite, good people.   Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 05, 2012 07:12 PM (SAMxH)

645 626 At this stage the only difference between regions of the country are slightly differences in regional fast food chains.

In-and-Out vs 5 Guys vs Sonic
Chik-fila isn't national yet.

There are still a lot of regional sub sandwich chains. Subway is everywhere, but lots of competition yet to find out who will be the Burger Kind and Wendy's to Subway's McDonalds.

Quiznos is #2 I guess, but they seem to be failing huge in recent years.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 11:05 PM (ZPrif)


--Dallas seems to have almost all: there's a fairly new In-N-Out (I think the grand opening was mentioned here), Chick-Fil-A, and Sonic.  Not sure about 5 Guys, but maybe Dallas is in a good geogrphical position for overlapping markets.


There's also regionalization for the "fast casual" Tex-Mex places: Qdoba (mostly Midwest), Baja Fresh (I have only seen them around DC), Chipotle probably most national; they're mostly mid-Atlantic but they're in Dallas too), Moe's (mostly South).

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:12 PM (ykSKg)

646 634 Wait, does the Game of Thrones series really have dwarves and elves in it? God damn it. Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot

Not the books I bothered to read.

Not that this improved them, mind you. Dreadful stuff. It's the Wars of the Roses compressed, and some fake-o magic nonsense. The only good thing is the willingness to kill major characters.

Not that I cared by book 3.

Posted by: Dianna at April 05, 2012 07:12 PM (mKMj1)

647 " lol. Hi Hummingbird." Ya..don't encourage her.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 07:12 PM (R5yLq)

648 If they are all male that could be a problem


***


Ahhhhh. Red-headed men.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:13 PM (piMMO)

649 If they are all male that could be a problem

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at April 05, 2012 11:11 PM (KCvsd)



Point well taken...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 07:13 PM (yh0zB)

650 Put me in coach! I'm ready to take one for the team...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 11:10 PM (yh0zB)


It's buy one get one free day at my place.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 07:13 PM (F79HU)

651

...but you know, the thought crossed everyone's mind

 

 

Sure, but you don't say it to the guy!?

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 07:13 PM (FZO+I)

652 Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 11:11 PM (FZO+I)


Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 07:13 PM (SsG4J)

653 I think the west still has the east beat for batshit insane.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 11:09 PM (SsG4J)


SF is in its own category of bat-shittiness. I remember when SF was actually a sort of cool place, but then along came the late '60s and all that free love, which then morphed into public bathhouse gay sex, which them moved into the stuff of Zombie-time.


But on average, from an entirely American point of view, weirdos in Japan and Korea and Thailand are just weirder, and more public about it, than your average American scene.


But what the hell do I know? I'm from Alaska, and live in WI, so I am pretty much entirely unschooled in the perversions of either the east or left coast.

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 07:13 PM (WhSRj)

654 scored the 666 slot too ... bahaha

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 07:14 PM (QTHTd)

655 redheads are my kryptonite...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 11:12 PM (yh0zB)



Hey there, GGE 

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 07:14 PM (SsG4J)

656 Hey! When is the NBPP going to put a bounty on the head of Jason Simpson?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:14 PM (piMMO)

657 Anyone else getting the mental image of him wandering a frozen wasteland in a parka, carrying a spear?

No.. ok, maybe it's just me again..


He's wandering the innards of my computer, never to surface to the screen again. Oh, and he's carrying a mouse.

Posted by: Retread at April 05, 2012 07:14 PM (joSBv)

658 The only conclusion I can come up with is that Drew and Truman are having gay sex. That is a mental picture I really did not need.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 07:15 PM (MGFq3)

659 But what the hell do I know? I'm from Alaska, and live in WI, so I am pretty much entirely unschooled in the perversions of either the east or left coast.

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 11:13 PM (WhSRj)



Where in AK?  I've spent time in Anchorage, Ketchikan and down by the Kenai in Sterling.   And way too much time on the north slope.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 07:15 PM (PWwbk)

660

' Name of the Wind' by Rothfuss is a better read than GoT. 

added bonus: it's not as rapey.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 07:15 PM (FZO+I)

661 I get my car back tomorrow.  Pretty psyched about it. I stopped by and saw it today, got the news that the repair is going to cost more than expected due to some underlying damage behind the bumper cover but it's all done and they were just doing the final buff and polish today. It looked like nothing had ever happened to it, which is the way you want it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 07:15 PM (yh0zB)

662 Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 11:10 PM (F79HU) Don't abuse Helios' Head too much - he's got horrible teeth, . btw, wasn't there a "wrestler" back in the bad old days of the WWF who used a doll's head as a weapon?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2012 07:15 PM (UR5vq)

663 Physically and psychologically, there may be very little in common between a two-year-old toddler and the 90-year-old who's taken his place 88 years later. Are they the same person?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 05, 2012 07:15 PM (+nacu)

664 I went to a party once and had shrimp, no prawn the size of lobsters.  Biggest shrimp  have ever seen in my life.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 05, 2012 07:15 PM (JKNDp)

665 Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 11:13 PM (WhSRj)

You're a lucky one!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 07:15 PM (SsG4J)

666 btw, wasn't there a "wrestler" back in the bad old days of the WWF who used a doll's head as a weapon?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2012 11:15 PM (UR5vq)


AL SNOW!!!!!!!  \m/

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 07:16 PM (F79HU)

667 Yeah Jimmie Johns is good. They've used more of a college town expansion strategy. Which is smart. Creates loyal customers. 5 guys has expanded huge in the mid-atlantic last 5 years or so. There was a Quiznos near me, was always empty. Some Indian dude had put his whole life savings into the franchise. Felt bad for him. Meanwhile the Subway across the street was also launched by an Indian dude, but was always busy.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 07:16 PM (ZPrif)

668 What do test patterns test, anyway? Posted by: CoolCzech

When I was your age TV was analog and the youngest kid was the remote.

Posted by: DaveA at April 05, 2012 07:17 PM (onSRg)

669 545 "Back then their taco filling was ground bull penis." As opposed to now, they use unground bull penis. Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:48 PM (R5yLq) You mean, Shredded.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 07:17 PM (niZvt)

670 Hey there, GGE

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 11:14 PM (SsG4J)



Hya Tammy!



feeling weak...


cant...stand...up...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 07:17 PM (yh0zB)

671 Thx, runninrebel, I will. I adore those kinds of places.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 07:17 PM (SsG4J)

672 697 545 "Back then their taco filling was ground bull penis."

As opposed to now, they use unground bull penis.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:48 PM (R5yLq)


You mean, Shredded.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 11:17 PM (niZvt)



Mechanically separated.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 07:17 PM (PWwbk)

673 Name of the Wind' by Rothfuss is a better read than GoT. added bonus: it's not as rapey. Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 11:15 PM (FZO+I) agreed.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:18 PM (T03Ll)

674 696 What do test patterns test, anyway? Posted by: CoolCzech When I was your age TV was analog and the youngest kid was the remote. Posted by: DaveA at April 05, 2012 11:17 PM (onSRg) You're 110, then?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 07:18 PM (niZvt)

675
There was a Quiznos near me, was always empty. Some Indian dude had put his whole life savings into the franchise. Felt bad for him.


****

Never invest your life's savings into a restaurant with rats for mascots.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:18 PM (piMMO)

676 Hya Tammy!

feeling weak...
cant...stand...up...


Now see....do I come closer, or show some mercy? Decisions, decisions.......


Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 07:18 PM (SsG4J)

677 "Back then their taco filling was ground bull penis." As opposed to now, they use unground bull penis. Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:48 PM (R5yLq) You mean, Shredded." The bull is just as unhappy either way.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 07:19 PM (R5yLq)

678 Never invest your life's savings into a restaurant with rats for mascots.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 11:18 PM (piMMO)



No need to be rude.

Posted by: Chuck E. Cheese at April 05, 2012 07:19 PM (yh0zB)

679 When I was your age TV was analog and the youngest kid was the remote.

It's how we learned our numbers, before they invented school.

Posted by: Retread at April 05, 2012 07:19 PM (joSBv)

680 Where in AK? I've spent time in Anchorage, Ketchikan and down by the Kenai in Sterling. And way too much time on the north slope.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 11:15 PM (PWwbk)


Born in Anchorage, at the OLD Providence Hospital before they blew it up. Summers in Kenai, because my dad had an office there and it was more fun than summer in Anchorage. Lots of fishing at all hours of day and night, freezers full of moose and salmon.


Are you old enough to remember when Sterling was called "Naptown" by the locals?


I worked for the CofE so I've been all over the state, and was with my dad when I was young and he was all over the state as well, which is the case with most engineers up there.

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 07:19 PM (WhSRj)

681 I mechanically separated a chicken, once.

Posted by: That News Anchor at April 05, 2012 07:19 PM (niZvt)

682 Some Indian dude had put his whole life savings into the franchise.
You know, he should have opened a place with Mexican, Italian and Chinese.

Posted by: jerry at April 05, 2012 07:19 PM (6RnvM)

683 Truman didn't really get banned, did he?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 07:20 PM (SsG4J)

684 581 I can't believe it took me so long to recognize the similarity between Drew's image and a load screen from Fallout:

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at April 05, 2012 10:55 PM (0d0K7)   Huh.  It's in the beginning of New Vegas as well.

Posted by: gahomom at April 05, 2012 07:20 PM (xXhWA)

685 702 696 What do test patterns test, anyway?

Posted by: CoolCzech

When I was your age TV was analog and the youngest kid was the remote.

Posted by: DaveA at April 05, 2012 11:17 PM (onSRg)


You're 110, then?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 11:18 PM (niZvt)


--I'm only thirty-something and I still remember when a card would be up for "Technical Difficulties: Please Stand By" when something was amok at the station.  Now with digital cable you just get a black screen.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:20 PM (ykSKg)

686 logprof - its 1130 and you forgot to mention taco Bell?

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 07:20 PM (WkuV6)

687 Now see....do I come closer, or show some mercy? Decisions, decisions.......


Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 11:18 PM (SsG4J)




^^^^ proof that redheads are pure evil ^^^^

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 07:20 PM (yh0zB)

688 Holy shit, Truman got banned?

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 07:20 PM (F79HU)

689 My husband will walk across water for Jimmie Johns. They opened one about 2 blocks from his work and his requests for me to pack him a lunch have gone way way down. Also, he manages to "just grab a sandwich" to bring home for dinner a lot.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:20 PM (T03Ll)

690 Did you know Woolly Mammoths had fur over 3' long in length. Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw Had two big horns and a wooly jaw Wooly bullyyyyyyyyy! Wooly bullyyyyyyyyy!

Posted by: mike at April 05, 2012 07:21 PM (yyxSW)

691 Never invest your life's savings into a restaurant with rats for mascots.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 11:18 PM (piMMO)


--Are those ads on Youtube?  I still have never seen them.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:21 PM (ykSKg)

692 708 When I was your age TV was analog and the youngest kid was the remote. It's how we learned our numbers, before they invented school. Posted by: Retread at April 05, 2012 11:19 PM (joSBv) No wonder morons can only count to 13!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 07:21 PM (niZvt)

693 Or is it another accidental banning.

Was Genetic Tunder ever unbanned?

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 07:21 PM (F79HU)

694 609 California may suck, but we do have In-n-Out. If those guys could make really good fries, they'd own the world by now.Posted by: Splunge

FU. They are the best fries in the world.


Come to my kitchen, and I will prove you wrong, and teach you the secret ways of double-frying.

Or just fly to Belgium and walk up to a random fry truck.

Posted by: Splunge at April 05, 2012 07:21 PM (2IW5Q)

695 Ahhhhh. Red-headed men.


We are...


*puts on sunglasses*

a breed apart.

Posted by: David fuckin' Caruso! at April 05, 2012 07:21 PM (z9HTb)

696 Yeah, there's a huge battle for the "fast casual" Mex food market. The step above Taco Bell burrito chains are duking it out. I'm surprised there isn't a Chinese McDonald's. There are chinese restaurants everywhere, but most are mom and pop. There's PF Changs, but no drive thru or superfast Subway style Chinese chain. Not sure why not. Seems an obvious market. For drive thrus maybe there isn't enough one--handed chinese food. That's the key for drive thru food -- have to be able to eat in with one hand.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 07:21 PM (ZPrif)

697 701 Name of the Wind' by Rothfuss is a better read than GoT. added bonus: it's not as rapey. Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 11:15 PM (FZO+I) agreed. Half way through Wise Man's Fear

Posted by: Brian in BC at April 05, 2012 07:22 PM (3lxx0)

698 Jay Carney - how about you walk back bam's entire term?

Posted by: Jornolist at April 05, 2012 07:22 PM (h0vh/)

699 709 Where in AK? I've spent time in Anchorage, Ketchikan
and down by the Kenai in Sterling. And way too much time on the north
slope.


Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 11:15 PM (PWwbk)

Born in Anchorage, at the OLD Providence Hospital before they blew it up. Summers in Kenai, because my dad had an office there and it was more fun than summer in Anchorage. Lots of fishing at all hours of day and night, freezers full of moose and salmon.
Are you old enough to remember when Sterling was called "Naptown" by the locals?
I worked for the CofE so I've been all over the state, and was with my dad when I was young and he was all over the state as well, which is the case with most engineers up there.

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 11:19 PM (WhSRj)



I'd bet money you have a pilots license.   I love Alaska, and the people I've met there...honest as Abe and tough as nails.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 07:22 PM (PWwbk)

700 Levin tonight: Maybe the President should spend less time on sports and more on the crises in the country.  Mr. President, how many women can't afford groceries or gas?  Why are you worried about a country club?

(It's sad that the GOP pols can get this straight.)

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:23 PM (ykSKg)

701 For drive thrus maybe there isn't enough one--handed chinese food. That's the key for drive thru food -- have to be able to eat in with one hand. Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 11:21 PM (ZPrif) I don't know, they could do a hefty business in crab rangoon and egg rolls

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:23 PM (T03Ll)

702 For drive thrus maybe there isn't enough one--handed chinese food. That's the key for drive thru food -- have to be able to eat in with one hand.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 11:21 PM (ZPrif)


In WI we have Happy Wok, and it's drive thru. Mostly salt, but drive thru Chinese.

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 07:23 PM (WhSRj)

703 I'm hungry and my mouf hurts. Not a good combination.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 07:23 PM (yh0zB)

704 Okay, the youngest redhead appears to have curled up in the corner of the couch and fallen asleep.

Yes.

This is...tolerable.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 07:23 PM (F79HU)

705 No wonder morons can only count to 13!

When they added all those new channels we learned to count to atleast 45, that's where Captain Chesapeake was.

Posted by: Retread at April 05, 2012 07:23 PM (joSBv)

706 728 Jay Carney - how about you walk back bam's entire term? Posted by: Jornolist at April 05, 2012 11:22 PM (h0vh/) Looks like the SCOTUS is about to walk it back for him. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 07:24 PM (niZvt)

707 I'd bet money you have a pilots license. I love Alaska, and the people I've met there...honest as Abe and tough as nails.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 11:22 PM (PWwbk)


Well, I never needed one, because both my brother and my dad had that. And the plane. At Merrill Field.


Alaska, where the men are men and the women get to choose.

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 07:24 PM (WhSRj)

708

Half way through Wise Man's Fear

 

take your time...it'll be like May of next year until there's a third one, I think.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 07:24 PM (FZO+I)

709 Quiznos here in Boston pretty much closed all their franchise locations. There was a food poisoning scare downtown which hurt their local sales and it didn't help that as a chain no nutrition info was available. No one wanted to trust eating at a place which wouldn't disclose what was really in the sandwiches and had potential cleanliness issues. Throw in some national noteriety for really unheathly sandwiches in some independent lab tests and it was all enough to chase everyone to healthier/cheaper Subway and the bad for you but disclosing the ingredients D'Angeleos. Didn't help either that Panera Bread, ABP, Sebastians, Fresh City, and Cosi also started expanding around the same time.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at April 05, 2012 07:25 PM (KCvsd)

710 I'm hungry and my mouf hurts. Not a good combination.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 11:23 PM (yh0zB)


Banana milkshakes.

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 07:25 PM (WhSRj)

711 and dammit...they are cooking something and it smells good...FML!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 07:25 PM (yh0zB)

712 Looks like the SCOTUS is about to walk it back for him.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 11:24 PM (niZvt)


Don't count us yet!

Posted by: A Batch Of UNhatched Chickens at April 05, 2012 07:25 PM (F79HU)

713 715 logprof - its 1130 and you forgot to mention taco Bell?

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 11:20 PM (WkuV6)


--In a way I did, since every Bell here in Winnipeg is co-housed with a KFC.  I'm not hankering for fast food right now --need to lose weight and tighten the budget for the babeh.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:25 PM (ykSKg)

714 Here ya go Logprof.

You asked for it: http://bit.ly/azdNpv

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:25 PM (piMMO)

715 Half way through Wise Man's Fear Posted by: Brian in BC at April 05, 2012 11:22 PM (3lxx0) yes, I thought it was a pretty good sequel. right now I'm reading nothing; it seems like it's all vampire detective novels lately.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:26 PM (T03Ll)

716 A banana milkshake sounds good, actually.

Or a strawberry banana smoothie.

Mmmmmmmm, smoovies!

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 07:26 PM (F79HU)

717 718 My husband will walk across water for Jimmie Johns. They opened one about 2 blocks from his work and his requests for me to pack him a lunch have gone way way down. Also, he manages to "just grab a sandwich" to bring home for dinner a lot.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 11:20 PM (T03Ll)


--They're in Dallas too, but I have yet to try them.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:26 PM (ykSKg)

718 Banana milkshakes.

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 11:25 PM (WhSRj)



Blueberry cheesecake milkshakes, and now I'm off to Cook Out! Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 07:26 PM (yh0zB)

719

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 11:21 PM (ZPrif)

Lo-Mein. 

I use my knees to steer when I'm eating with chopsticks.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 07:26 PM (FZO+I)

720

Brutal Indiana Scrotal Attack reads like something from Machines for Sale....  This is an odd night.

Posted by: jinxthecat at April 05, 2012 07:26 PM (7w9jI)

721 BTW it is kind of rich that Baraka blasts the 1% and is pissing and moaning about Augusta Country Club.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:27 PM (ykSKg)

722 I'm hungry and my mouf hurts. Not a good combination.

I wish I was there, GGE! I'd make you some nice mashed taters, and bathe your fevered brow.

Any form of Ibuprofen (Advil, Motrin, Aleve) will help more than Vicodin, BTW.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 07:27 PM (SsG4J)

723 In the New York City tristate area in the early 70's there were only 13 channels, except for the UHF ones (or were they the VHFs?) that had higher numbers but no one could receive anyway. And 25 inch wide screens were the ultimate size, and looked HUGE.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 07:27 PM (niZvt)

724 746 The sperm donor groups, have quit asking for red headed sperm. WTF?

You'd do it too, if you had a bunch of half-souls from your inventory mysteriously missing, presumed absorbed.

Posted by: Splunge at April 05, 2012 07:27 PM (2IW5Q)

725 Then, Logprof, they followed up with this:

 http://bit.ly/7ukUn

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:27 PM (piMMO)

726 Good night, GGE!

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 07:27 PM (F79HU)

727 Just don't open an Indian restaurant in Toronto...

"...on the morning of Aug. 21, he says he went in the alley behind his restaurant and saw a thief in the act. He confronted the man, who became aggressive and threatened to kill him, he said. He tossed the chicken masala powder he was holding into the man’s face, then grabbed a broomstick from his backyard to “defend himself” in a fierce scuffle partially captured on surveillance tape.

Polapady was charged with assault causing bodily harm, assault with a weapon and administering a noxious substance [the spices]."


The p.c. cops had charged an Oriental grocery owner with various crimes for detaining a shoplifter who returned to the store the same day [tied up his hands and locked in a storage closet or the like] but luckily the Conservative federal government broke their balls to help the guy including amending a citizen's arrest law.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 05, 2012 07:27 PM (6RnvM)

728 Half way through Wise Man's Fear take your time...it'll be like May of next year until there's a third one, I think. Better than waiting for the next Song of Fire and Ice book...sigh...

Posted by: Brian in BC at April 05, 2012 07:27 PM (3lxx0)

729
Not sure why not. Seems an obvious market.

For drive thrus maybe there isn't enough one--handed chinese food. That's the key for drive thru food -- have to be able to eat in with one hand.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 11:21 PM (ZPrif)


--There's Giant Panda and some other food court type chains, but nothing drive-through AFAIK.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:28 PM (ykSKg)

730 In the New York City tristate area in the early 70's there were only 13 channels, except for the UHF ones (or were they the VHFs?) that had higher numbers but no one could receive anyway. And 25 inch wide screens were the ultimate size, and looked HUGE. Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 11:27 PM (niZvt) This was true in L.A. in the 80s as well. We had 13 numbers on our dial, but I think actually only half of them worked. I used to plan my TV watching by how few times I would have to get up to change the channel. Saturday morning was best, you could get two Gillagan's and two F-troops all in a row right after cartoons.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:29 PM (T03Ll)

731 I sent a mean e mail to Arby's, but the truth is I hardly ever eat at fast food places anymore. You can go to local diners and small restaurants whose food is much better and the prices are similar. Fast food hamburgers and Arby's beef sandwiches seem to get all their flavor from salt. I can go to a local place and get a real hamburger, made by putting a lump of hamburger on the grill, and smashing it to a patty. It's juicy, and fresh, and topped with mayo and olives. I drool just thinking about it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 05, 2012 07:30 PM (ACvLU)

732 "^^^^ proof that redheads are pure evil ^^^^" Ok, seriously, what did my ribs ever do to you people? Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 07:31 PM (R5yLq)

733 5th circuit rocks.

Posted by: Jornolist at April 05, 2012 07:31 PM (h0vh/)

734 -They're in Dallas too, but I have yet to try them.

*****

They make a sammich and get you out faster than any sub restaurant ever.I mean, like 20 seconds fast. No hot subs, no special sides, just cold subs, chips,and cookies.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:31 PM (piMMO)

735 Does anyone on the Left realize the irony of demanding Augusta admit the female CEO of IBM... A woman that happens to belong to the Dirty One Percent?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 07:31 PM (niZvt)

736 725 For drive thrus maybe there isn't enough one--handed chinese food. That's the key for drive thru food -- have to be able to eat in with one hand.

Steamed and baked BBQ pork buns would work really well for this. Super-size them, sweeten them up for the American palate, and you've got something. Probably some money to be made, if one got the recipe just right. Turnip cakes, too, the pastry kind, but you'd need some concealing name for them.

Posted by: Splunge at April 05, 2012 07:32 PM (2IW5Q)

737 Top Sandwich chains by sales 2010 QSR magazine: Subway $10.6B Panera 3.1B Arbys 3B Quiznos 1.4B Jimmy Johns 740M Jasons Deli 500M Einstein Bros 400M Never heard of Jason's Deli

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 07:32 PM (ZPrif)

738 744 Here ya go Logprof.

You asked for it: http://bit.ly/azdNpv

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 11:25 PM (piMMO)



To quote Adam Sandler on "Stand Up and Win" --who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?!

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:32 PM (ykSKg)

739 I have to confess, I used to really love Arby's. The best one's by far are in Oklahoma and Texas. There's one especially right around Tulsa whose roast beef is miles above other Arby's.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:33 PM (T03Ll)

740 @ 768 No, not even SCOAMF sees the irony.

Posted by: Retread at April 05, 2012 07:33 PM (joSBv)

741 "I missed giant penis pictures???? " That and the all nude blacksmith review.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 07:33 PM (R5yLq)

742 770 Meat Posted by: I believe at April 05, 2012 11:32 PM (sJA0d) Breasts or thighs?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 07:33 PM (niZvt)

743 Everyone!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 05, 2012 07:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

744 746 The sperm donor groups, have quit asking for red headed sperm. WTF?

Posted by: I believe at April 05, 2012 11:26 PM (sJA0d)


--Even diehard pro-lifers are conceding that ginger zygotes have no soul.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:34 PM (ykSKg)

745 God hates his red headed step childs???

Posted by: I believe at April 05, 2012 11:29 PM (sJA0d)


Nonsense, raykon. Redheads are one of God's spectacular rarities.... gold,  platinum, precious gems, etc. Treasured, revered, fought to the death over.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 07:34 PM (SsG4J)

746 Veggies can't beat meat.

Posted by: grease monkey at April 05, 2012 07:34 PM (VSWPU)

747 For drive thrus maybe there isn't enough one--handed
chinese food. That's the key for drive thru food -- have to be able to
eat in with one hand.


****

Egg rolls, fried cream cheese wontons, and meat on a stick.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:34 PM (piMMO)

748 Yeah, there's Chinese restaurant consolidation at the upper scale chain (PF Changs) and food court level. But not drive thru or strip mall level Subway and McDs are the two most successful chains of all time.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 07:34 PM (ZPrif)

749 " I have to confess, I used to really love Arby's. The best one's by far are in Oklahoma and Texas. There's one especially right around Tulsa whose roast beef is miles above other Arby's." As fast food goes they weren't bad, I was never a fan of the curly fries though, preferred the regular ones. So when they stopped serving the normal ones in my area, I had pretty much stopped going to Arby's anyway.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 07:35 PM (R5yLq)

750 "I missed giant penis pictures???? "

That and the all nude blacksmith review.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 11:33 PM (R5yLq)


Damn Twitter. First time I get on in a week and I miss all the good stuff here! 

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 07:35 PM (SsG4J)

751

Never heard of Jason's Deli

 

They are in the Southwest...at least they were when I was in Tucson.  Pretty good for chain Deli.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 07:35 PM (FZO+I)

752 768 Does anyone on the Left realize the irony of demanding Augusta admit the female CEO of IBM... A woman that happens to belong to the Dirty One Percent?

She's female, so that makes her part of a victim class.

Leftist logic. Laugh at it.

Posted by: Splunge at April 05, 2012 07:35 PM (2IW5Q)

753 I'm available for sperm donations, btw. I even come equipped with my own turkey baster.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 07:35 PM (niZvt)

754 737 I'd bet money you have a pilots license. I love Alaska, and the people I've met there...honest as Abe and tough as nails.


Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 11:22 PM (PWwbk)

Well, I never needed one, because both my brother and my dad had that. And the plane. At Merrill Field.
Alaska, where the men are men and the women get to choose.


The women say "the odds are good, but the goods are odd"

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 07:36 PM (PWwbk)

755 756 Then, Logprof, they followed up with this:

http://bit.ly/7ukUn

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 11:27 PM (piMMO)



--So HAL 9000's cousin the Quizno's oven is a bonesmuggler?

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:36 PM (ykSKg)

756 Jason's Deli is bland, don't go there. I used to like Quizno, but they became greasy so I quit going. And I used to go to Einstein for the lox bagels, but there's a local place that does them better.

Panera is, indeed, good.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 07:36 PM (QTHTd)

757 I was never a fan of the curly fries though, I always got the curly fries. I was mostly in it for the Arby sauce, though.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:36 PM (T03Ll)

758 778 746 The sperm donor groups, have quit asking for red headed sperm. WTF? Posted by: I believe at April 05, 2012 11:26 PM (sJA0d) I heard they were choking on the stuff. Lots of deposits, place was thick with gingers looking to dump the stuff but no one ever made a withdrawl. Gingers are apparently a thrifty bunch though they were making deposits hand over fist .

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 05, 2012 07:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

759

Subway and McDs are the two most successful chains of all time.

 

Subway has an outlet on every freeway exit between Houston and Baltimore.  Beats Waffle House in Food Next Exit sign appearances.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2012 07:37 PM (4q5tP)

760 OK - who's got my lighter?

Posted by: Jornolist at April 05, 2012 07:37 PM (h0vh/)

761 To quote Adam Sandler on "Stand Up and Win" --who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?!

****

That's what cracks me up.  I'm in marketing and know how many levels of advance review and approvals are necessary prior to launching a nationwide ad campaign. The fact that it cleared all those hurdles leads me to believe that someone way up the food chain came up with the idea and everyone else was afraid to say "no".

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:38 PM (piMMO)

762 "Damn Twitter. First time I get on in a week and I miss all the good stuff here! " Yup.. all nude blacksmith review. Truman banished to the frozen forbidden zone. Robert being surrounded and ripped to shred by redheads. It's been an eventful evening thus far.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 07:38 PM (R5yLq)

763 PF Changs positively sucks. The classier they try to make Chinese food, the more it tastes like crap. Our last experience there involved fried beef that tasted of fish oil. Yuck.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 07:38 PM (niZvt)

764 I've heard that Subway's success is directly tied to Jared. They tried dumping him from their ads for a while and their sales plummeted. Anyone else heard that? Jared showed up on Biggest Loser last week. Far more exciting than michelle.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:38 PM (T03Ll)

765 Okay, goodnight all. Gotta get up early for a jorb inner view

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 07:38 PM (QTHTd)

766
They are in the Southwest...at least they were when I was in Tucson. Pretty good for chain Deli.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 11:35 PM (FZO+I)

We've had Jason's here in Ohio for a few years now, too.

Posted by: tdpwells at April 05, 2012 07:38 PM (7vA7k)

767 Sonic is now the #4 burger joint by sales. 5 Jack in the Box 6 Dairy Q 7 Hardees 8 Carls Jr 9 Whataburger 10 Steak-n-shake 11 - 5 Guys I think 5 Guys might be the fastest growing.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 07:39 PM (ZPrif)

768

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 11:36 PM (QTHTd)

 

Between 1989 and 1995 Jasons Deli was the best 'Deli' in Tucson.  That's not saying much, but it was reminiscent of real Deli.  That was the most you could hope for at the time.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 07:39 PM (FZO+I)

769 Jason's Deli is bland, don't go there. I used to like Quizno, but they became greasy so I quit going.

****

And they put effin pineapple in the chicken salad!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:39 PM (piMMO)

770 652 They opened a chain in the mid-Atlantic called "California Tortilla." They should be sued for libel.

------------

Are they libelling California or tortillas?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 05, 2012 07:39 PM (6fER6)

771 Why did Truman get banished??

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 07:39 PM (niZvt)

772 Okay, fine, nobody gives a shit about the mac attack, Peaches!!!! i'm late getting started here tonight. There is info about the mac trojan at slashgear.com. I think you are ok if you do NOT do any java updates. It sneaks in as a java update.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 07:40 PM (MGFq3)

773 799 PF Changs positively sucks. The classier they try to make Chinese food, the more it tastes like crap. Our last experience there involved fried beef that tasted of fish oil. Yuck.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 11:38 PM (niZvt)



I am amassing girth due to the positively delectable Chinese joint a few blocks from my house....damn you, egg fu young! to hell with you, crab cheese wontons! begone, fried rice with shrimp!

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 07:40 PM (PWwbk)

774 13 was the top VHF channel, but there were only 12 ... no Channel 1.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 05, 2012 07:40 PM (Sbv5H)

775 Does anyone on the Left realize the irony of demanding Augusta admit the
female CEO of IBM... A woman that happens to belong to the Dirty One
Percent?


She's female, so that makes her part of a victim class.

Leftist logic. Laugh at it.

Posted by: Splunge at April 05, 2012 11:35 PM (2IW5Q)


--Considering almost no *men* can belong, it's a stupid issue.  The President of the United States of America, especially today, should not weigh in at all on what one country club does when the economy is shit.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:40 PM (ykSKg)

776 Sonic is now the #4 burger joint by sales.
5 Jack in the Box
6 Dairy Q
7 Hardees
8 Carls Jr
9 Whataburger
10 Steak-n-shake
11 - 5 Guys


*****

DQ chocolate-covered cherry waffle-bowl sundae.

Yuuum.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:41 PM (piMMO)

777 Hi Tammy, I missed the nude blacksmith review and the giant penises, too. I was catching up on Castle.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:41 PM (T03Ll)

778 It's been an eventful evening thus far.. lol

Guess I'm gonna miss a wild one, then...I am headed for the delights of my own beloved Ginger addict!


Night, now....y'all behave!!! 

Posted by: Tammy al Thor loves her some hashtag at April 05, 2012 07:41 PM (SsG4J)

779 I took the lighter ..when that Journey song "Faithfully" started playing on my FM ..

Posted by: grease monkey at April 05, 2012 07:41 PM (VSWPU)

780 irony is wasted on liberals.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 05, 2012 07:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

781 Panera is, indeed, good.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 11:36 PM (QTHTd)


--Agreed.  I like their soups and they have a good soda selection too.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:41 PM (ykSKg)

782 night Miss Tammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 05, 2012 07:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

783 so, I'm assuming tonight's "technical difficulties" have dis-abled the TB3K? Pity, that

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 05, 2012 07:42 PM (JMmQ9)

784 Peaches, I announced on the blog a few days ago that if I hit the mega-millions, I was going to pay you to shop for me.


Sorry about that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:43 PM (piMMO)

785 812 Does anyone on the Left realize the irony of demanding Augusta admit the female CEO of IBM... A woman that happens to belong to the Dirty One Percent? She's female, so that makes her part of a victim class. Leftist logic. Laugh at it. Posted by: Splunge at April 05, 2012 11:35 PM (2IW5Q) --Considering almost no *men* can belong, it's a stupid issue. The President of the United States of America, especially today, should not weigh in at all on what one country club does when the economy is shit. Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 11:40 PM (ykSKg) I suppose if Obama begged them, they'd give him a lawn job.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 07:43 PM (niZvt)

786 803 Sonic is now the #4 burger joint by sales.
5 Jack in the Box
6 Dairy Q
7 Hardees
8 Carls Jr
9 Whataburger
10 Steak-n-shake
11 - 5 Guys

I think 5 Guys might be the fastest growing.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 11:39 PM (ZPrif) 


--Aren't Hardee's and Carl's Jr. sister chains of the same company?

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:44 PM (ykSKg)

787 -Aren't Hardee's and Carl's Jr. sister chains of the same company?


****

Yessiree

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:44 PM (piMMO)

788 Are they libelling California or tortillas? Posted by: Anachronda at April 05, 2012 11:39 PM (6fER6) both. =) it's the suggestion that their tortillas or any other of their menu food could ever be found in CA that is the lie.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:45 PM (T03Ll)

789 812 --Considering almost no *men* can belong, it's a stupid issue. The President of the United States of America, especially today, should not weigh in at all on what one country club does when the economy is shit.

Certainly. But what's he going to talk about, his record?

Remember, this is the same issue that "Pinch" over at the New York Times decided to run about a week's worth of front page stories on.

Read some really good article today, can't remember where, about how lefties are all nostalgic for the days when standing up for civil rights meant courage and ennoblement. They long for that sort of automatic credibility, crave it, and will fasten like limpets onto anything that resembles that, and look no closer at the underlying reality than a drunk Clinton would look at the last woman in a bar at 3 am.

Posted by: Splunge at April 05, 2012 07:45 PM (2IW5Q)

790 Carl's Jr is better though.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:45 PM (T03Ll)

791 Jack in the Box still exists?? They disappeared in Connecticut ages ago.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 07:45 PM (niZvt)

792 731 For drive thrus maybe there isn't enough one--handed
chinese food. That's the key for drive thru food -- have to be able to
eat in with one hand.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 11:21 PM (ZPrif)

In WI we have Happy Wok, and it's drive thru. Mostly salt, but drive thru Chinese.

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 11:23 PM (WhSRj

 

Ohio has a couple.  They were called China Wok

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2012 07:46 PM (GULKT)

793 I just realized that the Red Hot Chili Peppers did a cover of the Hank Williams song I'm listening to now....why don't you love me like you used to do

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 07:46 PM (PWwbk)

794 And, Beck, while he was still on FNC, interviewed the CEO and he was a huge Perry supporter. Listening to him compare the cost and effort to conduct business in CA vs TX was pretty staggering.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:46 PM (piMMO)

795 The glass ceiling stuff is just ... why should I care that a woman making $250k as VP of Marketing thinks its unfair she's not making $1 million as the CEO. Am I really supposed to have sympathy for the CEO of IBM who is worth millions that a country club won't let her in? What the fuck? I reserve my sympathy for people with serious injuries and diseases. Not making as much money or having as high status position as you'd like ... gets zero pity from me. If you are healthy and a janitor that everybody spits on I still don't care. And if you are rich but had a stroke I'll feel bad for you.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 07:47 PM (ZPrif)

796
5 Jack in the Box

6 Dairy Q

7 Hardees

8 Carls Jr

9 Whataburger

10 Steak-n-shake

11 - 5 Guys


What's next?  Dirty Sanchez?  Hot Karl?

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 07:47 PM (PWwbk)

797 Agreed. I like their soups and they have a good soda selection too. Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 11:41 PM (ykSKg) agreed as well. though they changed their onion soup. It is now teh suck. The tomato soup is still quite good though. Man, I have too many opinions about fast food.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:47 PM (T03Ll)

798 "I have a question for the techies in our midst. I have an old (2005?) iMac, OSX 10.5.8 (I believe it is a "power pc" type, it was the last one that didn't have the little camera dealie). Do I have to worry about this virus, or is it more for the newer machines?" The Mac OSX software is based primarily on BSD, a unix clone. As a result it's not really all that susceptible to viruses.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 07:47 PM (R5yLq)

799 I suppose if Obama begged them, they'd give him a lawn job.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 11:43 PM (niZvt)


--Levin was also wondering how many women Baraka has brought along on his countless golf outings.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:47 PM (ykSKg)

800 Okay. I don't know if anyone has referenced this story yet. From Smoking Gun: "finally able to pry his scrotum from Reber’s hand” after they fell to the ground during the scuffle. The man then called an ambulance, which transported him to Ball Memorial Hospital." A woman attacked her ex boyfriend who had recently broken up with her by doing serious damage to his scrotum. Please note the hospital he was taken to. Oh, and morons, don't hook up with crazy ladies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 05, 2012 07:47 PM (ACvLU)

801 @825: I don't see Redwings on that list...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 07:48 PM (niZvt)

802 Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 05, 2012 09:54 PM (IhUxK-----------------------------Nice nic. Sarc.

Posted by: MagicalMaggieT at April 05, 2012 07:49 PM (rZZA3)

803 smash burger, houston and oddly newark airport.  yummmm

Posted by: thunderb at April 05, 2012 07:49 PM (Dnbau)

804 Is The Loop anywhere outside of Florida? Great tomato bisque.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:49 PM (piMMO)

805

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 05, 2012 11:47 PM (ACvLU)

 

I hope they were fighting over a Sack Lunch.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 07:49 PM (FZO+I)

806 Oh, and morons, don't hook up with crazy ladies.


****

Giggle. Reminds me of a My Boys episode which, btw, was a terrific show.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:50 PM (piMMO)

807 Cook-Out burgers are pretty damn good.  Closest to In-N-Out I've found.  A buddy of mine was a GM for them and all their stores get fresh meat delivered every morning.  Love.  It.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2012 07:51 PM (/izg2)

808 "Oh, and morons, don't hook up with crazy ladies." Would never dream of it.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 07:51 PM (R5yLq)

809 Man, I have too many opinions about fast food.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 11:47 PM (T03Ll)


--Panera is more "fast casual" (the niche between full-service casual and fast food) than fast food.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:51 PM (ykSKg)

810 We should go for 2k tonight!

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 07:52 PM (7F9i5)

811 There's a burger joint called Johnny Rocket's in a mall I know. Too damn expensive and nothing special. Their schtick is to giv btheir people 1950's style uniforms, that look really odd on all the illegals wearing them.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 07:52 PM (niZvt)

812 Posted by: nerdygirl at April 05, 2012 11:47 PM (ACvLU) Is Reber German for "nutcracker"? Ouch! I hurt just after scanning through that story.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2012 07:52 PM (UR5vq)

813 Oh, and morons, don't hook up with crazy ladies.



What other kind of ladies are there?

Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2012 07:52 PM (/izg2)

814 Jay Mohr is funny.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:52 PM (T03Ll)

815 So, how many of you are anxiously awaiting meat on Fridays again?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:53 PM (piMMO)

816 844 Jay Mohr is funny.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 11:52 PM (T03Ll)



--I enjoy Mohr guest hosting more than I enjoy Jim Rome.  He's like the Mark Steyn of Sports talk radio.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:54 PM (ykSKg)

817 Posted by: thunderb at April 05, 2012 11:49 PM I had SmashBurger when I was in Vandalia (N.Dayton) Ohio last week; it was good (I was starving), I'd go back; but it was really nothing special

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 05, 2012 07:54 PM (JMmQ9)

818 845 So, how many of you are anxiously awaiting meat on Fridays again?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 11:53 PM (piMMO)

 

Well I don't know about anxiously.  But yeah.

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2012 07:54 PM (GULKT)

819 logprof I'm heading to VA/DC tomorrow, would love to check out your dad's restaurant if it's not too far out of the way.  And I cover a lot of ground when I head north.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2012 07:54 PM (/izg2)

820 Jasons Deli -- one near me is good.  1/4 Mufaletta and Salad bar or the Salmon Sandwich are good eats.  Free soft serve for the kids, be amazed at what they will try (sprouts, capers, etc.) with a self service soft serve swirly machine in plain sight.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 07:55 PM (WkuV6)

821 843 Oh, and morons, don't hook up with crazy ladies. What other kind of ladies are there? Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2012 11:52 PM (/izg2) What do you mean?

Posted by: Juliette Huddy at April 05, 2012 07:55 PM (niZvt)

822 So, how many of you are anxiously awaiting meat on Fridays again? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 11:53 PM (piMMO) I'm pregnant so I don't have to follow those dietary things. nyah nyah. I like to eat a burger on Friday just to mess with my husband "I needed a burger, I'm feeling really low iron right now."

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:56 PM (T03Ll)

823 Ronald McDonald as you've never seen him:

http://bit.ly/j90jd

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 07:56 PM (piMMO)

824 garrett, She attacked him because he had dumped her. Can't imagine why he dumped her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 05, 2012 07:56 PM (ACvLU)

825 850 logprof I'm heading to VA/DC tomorrow, would love to check out your dad's restaurant if it's not too far out of the way. And I cover a lot of ground when I head north.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2012 11:54 PM (/izg2)


--Are you in the Yahoo Group or Facebook?  If so, I can send you coordinates, but there are only two, one in Suffolk (bigger and newer) and one in Chesapeake.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:56 PM (ykSKg)

826 I beg you, please, stop talking about food!

I'm on steroids (freakin' asthma), and I am perpetually like a ravening wolf. Have mercy! Please!

Posted by: Dianna at April 05, 2012 07:57 PM (mKMj1)

827 "Peaches, SOS is right - Unix is pretty virus-proof. About the only virus you have to worry about are browser viruses" Yup.. the vast majority of viruses are written for windows. Part of that is the market share angle, since most machines run windows it makes a much bigger target. The other part of that is by comparison, windows security sucks. So you rarely if ever see a virus that is non-windows, and usually the don't work anyway.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 07:57 PM (R5yLq)

828 My favorite Fast food is Noodles and Company. Love the Stroganoff with Braised beef.

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 07:57 PM (2TqDD)

829 857 I beg you, please, stop talking about food!

I'm on steroids (freakin' asthma), and I am perpetually like a ravening wolf. Have mercy! Please!

Posted by: Dianna at April 05, 2012 11:57 PM (mKMj1)


--The weight I need to lose is mostly from Prednisone.  I feel your pain.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 07:57 PM (ykSKg)

830 I have a question for the techies in our midst. I have an old (2005?) iMac, OSX 10.5.8 (I believe it is a "power pc" type, it was the last one that didn't have the little camera dealie). Do I have to worry about this virus, or is it more for the newer machines?

Probably worry. http://bit.ly/Hkm1Ql

"Wisniewski urged users of Mac OS X 10.5 -- nicknamed Leopard -- and earlier to immediately disable the Java plug-in. Apple no longer supports those editions with security updates, including patches for Java."

Posted by: Heorot at April 05, 2012 07:59 PM (Y06m6)

831 Love all the fast food posts. My kind of topic.

Any fans here of Buffalo Wild Wings? Granted, they get full, busy and LOUD given they're a sports-bar kinda place, esp on weekends. But I just can't get enough of their boneless wing flavors, esp Hot BBQ. Locations springing up all over my area (Southeast LA County/North OC)...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2012 07:59 PM (JOM6t)

832 I like Noodles and Company, too. My kids, for some reason, cannot be convinced to eat even the mac and cheese or the spaghetti and meatballs. I like the pasta fresca, extra onions. yum.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 07:59 PM (T03Ll)

833 741 718
My husband will walk across water for Jimmie Johns. They opened one
about 2 blocks from his work and his requests for me to pack him a lunch
have gone way way down. Also, he manages to "just grab a sandwich" to
bring home for dinner a lot.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 11:20 PM (T03Ll)

--They're in Dallas too, but I have yet to try them.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 11:26 PM (ykSKg)



I go for the Vito, sans onions. Or the Turkey Tom, with a metric ton of dijon.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 07:59 PM (PWwbk)

834 logprof yes but its under my real name so I don't participate in that fun.  Plus those areas are out of my travel area this time...but I think I'll be doing Bay Days in Hampton this year so I'll make sure to ask during the FFL draft.  Because my memory is just that good.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2012 08:01 PM (/izg2)

835 --The weight I need to lose is mostly from Prednisone. I feel your pain.
Posted by: logprof

Oh, I'm so sorry! It's miserable, isn't it?

What makes it worse, is that the prednisone adds to the heavy muscle in my shoulders and chest and thighs that keep developing because I'm trying (desperately) to keep from getting vast by exercising. I'm horrified. I just want not to feel like gnawing on someone's arm all the time!

Posted by: Dianna at April 05, 2012 08:01 PM (mKMj1)

836

"Oh, and morons, don't hook up with crazy ladies."

 

Well that's great, that's  just fucking great, man.

Goofed around and filled out a dating site profile and before it was all the way done, there was an incoming message.  From a chick.  Commenting on what I had just written in a section not 30 minutes earlier.

Now what the fuck am I supposed to do?  I'm in some real pretty shit now.

 

The last time that happened, I ended up dating the chick for 18 months  and  had to go into total lockdown when Ms. Bunny Boiler was coming over to say her "final goodbyes" to my kids  after I broke it off.  She was threatening a very public suicide to be conducted  in my driveway.

 

Yes, I'm serious.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2012 08:02 PM (4q5tP)

837 867 Why does the right hate, like they do? Posted by: I believe at April 06, 2012 12:01 AM (7z+HW) Because of trolls. Dirty filthy stoopid trolls.

Posted by: Juliette Huddy at April 05, 2012 08:03 PM (niZvt)

838 I remember when Jerry Lewis was on Prednisone for awhile. Made him look like The Blob.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2012 08:03 PM (JOM6t)

839 Any fans here of Buffalo Wild Wings? Granted, they get full, busy and LOUD given they're a sports-bar kinda place, esp on weekends. But I just can't get enough of their boneless wing flavors, esp Hot BBQ. Locations springing up all over my area (Southeast LA County/North OC)...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2012 11:59 PM (JOM6t)

 

Meduim and Caribean Jerk boneless wings.  Mmmmmmm.  I hate that there isn't one closer to me.  If I were closer to BWW's and a Chipotle, I would be so happy.  I wouldn't even eat at BWW's that much just buy their sauce and put it on my own chicken and burgers.

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2012 08:03 PM (GULKT)

840 563 But the burgers and shakes really are excellent.

Does the moron hoard know about In-and-Out? Grilled onions upon request. Moron heaven.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 05, 2012 10:51 PM

In-N-Out is one of the things I miss about Southern California besides the mountains.

One independent burger and fries place I used to like going to was on Glendale Blvd in Atwater Village run by some Mexicans. Good fries and burgers and the staff was friendly although not very proficient in English.  The place became a Hunan Chicken joint a year before I moved out. Fuckin' hippies

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 08:03 PM (Y+DPZ)

841 Hitting bed.

Tomorrow is going to be a bit rough.

Posted by: Dianna at April 05, 2012 08:03 PM (mKMj1)

842 I have one sandwich place to add to the list for D.C. morons. It's called Taylor Gourmet. these guys are from Philly and opened a hoagie place because they couldn't get good enough hoagies in D.C. But, they found they couldn't make good bread in D.C., so they have it baked in Philly and then ship it to D.C. daily. Anyone else tried them? I've only had it once. It was pretty good.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 08:03 PM (T03Ll)

843 Yes, I'm serious.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2012 12:02 AM (4q5tP)


Did shit just get real?

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 08:03 PM (PWwbk)

844 864 Love all the fast food posts. My kind of topic.

Any fans here of Buffalo Wild Wings? Granted, they get full, busy and LOUD given they're a sports-bar kinda place, esp on weekends. But I just can't get enough of their boneless wing flavors, esp Hot BBQ. Locations springing up all over my area (Southeast LA County/North OC)...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2012 11:59 PM (JOM6t)


--I looooove BWW.  Granted, it's better when games I like are on but they always have good draft beer selection and the sauce selection is great as well.  I like Hot the most by default but sometimes it varies a teeny bit in hotness by location so it depends.  I also like throwing in Mango Habanero or Caribbean Jerk for variety.  And with traditional wings averaging 88 calories each they are not bad for a diet since I feel pretty full after just half a dozen.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 08:03 PM (ykSKg)

845 Daniel Tosh is a complete lib douchebag,but the vid clips are great.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 08:04 PM (piMMO)

846 "Now what the fuck am I supposed to do? I'm in some real pretty shit now. " Wait, you went on a dating site and some chick wants to talk to you now? Damn.. unplug your computer. Hide under the couch. " She was threatening a very public suicide to be conducted in my driveway. " Ok, so maybe a few probing questions are in order for the new potential significant other. For example, are you on medication? Do you need to be? Ah.. shit.. ribs.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:04 PM (R5yLq)

847 868 logprof yes but its under my real name so I don't participate in that fun. Plus those areas are out of my travel area this time...but I think I'll be doing Bay Days in Hampton this year so I'll make sure to ask during the FFL draft. Because my memory is just that good.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 06, 2012 12:01 AM (/izg2)


--Will do.  I want to keep the company name secret for the same reasons.  I look forward to FFL again!

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 08:05 PM (ykSKg)

848 Your message has been rejected because long strings of unbroken text are very annoying. Use the space bar or tinyurl.com as appropriate.

FUCK YOU Pixie....I'm never posting here again.  Fix the fucking blog, would ya????

Posted by: myYbj at April 05, 2012 08:05 PM (myYbj)

849 867 Why does the right hate, like they do?
Posted by: I believe at April 06, 2012 12:01 AM

We don't hate anyone except you. We think you're an asshole, so take it very personally.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 08:05 PM (Y+DPZ)

850 There's a burger joint called Johnny Rocket's in a mall I know they are rip off of the Apple Pan, an authentic 40s diner in West LA. The hickory burger is straight off the apple pan menu. Simply awesome. Saw Roy Disney in there one time.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 08:06 PM (MGFq3)

851 883 867 Why does the right hate, like they do?

Posted by: I believe at April 06, 2012 12:01 AM

We don't hate anyone except you. We think you're an asshole, so take it very personally.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2012 12:05 AM (Y+DPZ)


The very question is its own answer....how zen.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 08:06 PM (PWwbk)

852 Buzzion/Logprof: Ahhhhrrrggg, you got my mouth watering. BWW's Caribbean Jerk sauce is addictive.

Also if you haven't tried it, get their Jerk Chicken Sandwich sometime.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2012 08:06 PM (JOM6t)

853 I wouldn't even eat at BWW's that much just buy their sauce and put it on my own chicken and burgers.

Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2012 12:03 AM (GULKT)


--I have a deep fryer and am tempted to make my own --but using their sauces.  There are as yet no BWWs in Canada.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 08:06 PM (ykSKg)

854 Remember, this is the same issue that "Pinch" over at the New York Times decided to run about a week's worth of front page stories on.
And it worked too. They got out what? 12 protesters?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 05, 2012 08:06 PM (6RnvM)

855 I could swear that I saw a Panda Express with a drive thru when I visited Anaheim in 2005. It was on Harbor, across from the California Adventure park.

As a Philadelphian, I know my junk food. Almost any local hoagie or pizza shop blows away the chains. Nobody has ever succeeded with a national cheesesteak either...those "Phillys" or "Steak n Cheese" abominations that you buy at Applebee's or places like that just aren't real.

 I did enjoy In-n-Out burgers, and Pink's hot dogs, while in SoCal. For a place with a bunch of health nuts, you sure have some good killer grub.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 05, 2012 08:06 PM (fiXQh)

856 They just opened a BWW up the road.  OMG can they hire any more staff to fill the place up?  The first time (and most times since then) I walked in it looked like there were 37 Pittsburgh Steelers tight ends walking around.  Everybody wearing a black 82 jersey.  WTF.  Especially since there were only about 48 customers in the place.  And their food is just mediocre, I'd rather cook for myself unless I'm drinking and lazy.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2012 08:07 PM (/izg2)

857 'Night Dianna!

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 08:07 PM (ykSKg)

858 884 There's a burger joint called Johnny Rocket's in a mall I know

they are rip off of the Apple Pan, an authentic 40s diner in West LA. The hickory burger is straight off the apple pan menu. Simply awesome. Saw Roy Disney in there one time.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 06, 2012 12:06 AM (MGFq3)



I had lunch at Johnny Rocket's today!  BLT and a root beer float.  Service sucked.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 08:07 PM (PWwbk)

859 "Now what the fuck am I supposed to do? I'm in some real pretty shit now." Try, don't answer her? Tell her you met someone else? Stop filling out forms on online dating sites? crazy chicks are fun for a while, but eventually you have to pay the piper. It's never worth it.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 08:07 PM (T03Ll)

860 chemjeff: me want BWW too soon. Gotta wait 'til payday...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2012 08:07 PM (JOM6t)

861 like to eat a burger on Friday just to mess with my husband "I needed a burger, I'm feeling really low iron right now." Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside You are evil. I like it!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 08:07 PM (MGFq3)

862 @869: The last time that happened, I ended up dating the chick for 18 months and had to go into total lockdown whenMs. Bunny Boiler was coming over to say her "final goodbyes" to my kids after I broke it off. She was threatening a very public suicide to be conducted in my driveway. Was she hot? After she offed herself, you could have had her mounted naked and kept on display in a corner of your bedroom. You know, in lieu of the velvet painting of a naked hooker.

Posted by: Juliette Huddy at April 05, 2012 08:08 PM (niZvt)

863 MMM mmm mmm.  Pinks.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2012 08:08 PM (/izg2)

864 I watched a decent movie a few nights ago: Hopscotch.I had never even heard of it but Walter Matthau was, as always, terrific in it. Sam Waterston too.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 08:08 PM (piMMO)

865 My old home state of NJ does have some of the best diners in America, so if you detest ratburgers there are plenty of places to park your butt and have a nice fat cheeseburger.

Just don't eavesdrop on guys at a table talking "business", remember that it's New Jersey

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 08:08 PM (Y+DPZ)

866 We don't hate anyone except you. We think you're an asshole, so take it very personally.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2012 12:05 AM (Y+DPZ)


--Jesus loves raykon.  Everyone else thinks he's an asshole.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 08:09 PM (ykSKg)

867 Wow, this is the best ONT in a long, long time. I'm still laughing from the Goofus/Gallant interplay.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 05, 2012 08:09 PM (IlZPo)

868 Sam Waterston too.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2012 12:08 AM (piMMO)


He was in something that wasn't Law & Order or TD Waterhouse/Ameritrade ads?


Whattya know...

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 08:10 PM (F79HU)

869 "Jesus loves raykon. Everyone else thinks he's an asshole." Well I try not to speak for Jesus as a general rule, but I think it would be safe to say He probably knows Raykon is an asshole too - but loves him anyway. Just a thought.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:10 PM (R5yLq)

870 898 "We don't hate anyone except you. "

KidTerd, the right hates everyone but money Posted by: I believe at April 06, 2012 12:08 AM

Yeh, I noticed that when I worked with all those right wingers like George Clooney at the studios in Hollyweird

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 08:10 PM (Y+DPZ)

871 I think BWW core demo is drinking and lazy

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 08:10 PM (WkuV6)

872

Ok, so maybe a few probing questions are in order for the new potential significant other. For example, are you on medication? Do you need to be?

 

So, asking for the written results of a  complete psych eval, prior to meeting, is a good idea?  Maybe should include a blood/urine lab workup as well to verify what meds she may be on.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2012 08:11 PM (4q5tP)

873 845 So, how many of you are anxiously awaiting meat on Fridays again?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 11:53 PM (piMMO)


Not this lady. We go full Catholic--no Fridays, not just during Lent. According to the boss, you have to do that or some other penance on every Friday, so the meat thing is probably a cop out but it is easy to remember.

Posted by: tcn at April 05, 2012 08:11 PM (WhSRj)

874 Ah.. shit.. ribs.. lol Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 06, 2012 12:04 AM (R5yLq) Hummingbird, lay off him! =) You should always ask about the medications of potential dates, esp. if you meet them online.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 08:11 PM (T03Ll)

875 904 "Jesus loves raykon. Everyone else thinks he's an asshole."

Well I try not to speak for Jesus as a general rule, but I think it would be safe to say He probably knows Raykon is an asshole too - but loves him anyway.

Just a thought. Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 06, 2012 12:10 AM

Too bad Raykon thinks Jesus is make believe. Just like his girlfriend

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2012 08:11 PM (Y+DPZ)

876 903 Sam Waterston too.


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2012 12:08 AM (piMMO)

He was in something that wasn't Law Order or TD Waterhouse/Ameritrade ads?
Whattya know...

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2012 12:10 AM (F79HU)


--The Killing Fields.  Excellent movie.  A tearjerker.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 08:12 PM (ykSKg)

877 I love getting take out from BWW. Used to go there to watch the UFC all the time. Found it was cheaper and better experience to invite some buddies over and just buy the damn thing. Plus no DUI risk on my end

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 08:12 PM (7F9i5)

878 crazy chick rules:  no Persians, no Colombians, no Irish travellers; use caution with the Brazilians and NYC Italians

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 08:13 PM (WkuV6)

879 You're fucking around behind MY back???!!! MY back???!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR!!!11!! Amy Bishop at April 05, 2012 08:13 PM (6RnvM)

880 913 I love getting take out from BWW. Used to go there to watch the UFC all the time. Found it was cheaper and better experience to invite some buddies over and just buy the damn thing. Plus no DUI risk on my end

Posted by: Zakn at April 06, 2012 12:12 AM (7F9i5)



Too many TLA's...three letter acronyms.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 08:13 PM (PWwbk)

881 Not this lady. We go full Catholic--no Fridays, not just during Lent. According to the boss, you have to do that or some other penance on every Friday, so the meat thing is probably a cop out but it is easy to remember. Posted by: tcn at April 06, 2012 12:11 AM (WhSRj) we try to do meatless Friday's all year too, actually. =) We keep trying to convince my husband's parents about this, but they are like "well, back in the day, the priests said you could eat meat on Fridays!" So they do. ugh.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 08:14 PM (T03Ll)

882 Why Pixxy?

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2012 08:15 PM (8kYxj)

883 They have takeout -- but fried wings dont travel well.  Broiled one do.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 08:15 PM (WkuV6)

884 If I were by myself, I could spend an entire Sunday at BWW during football season, between the games and following my fantasy teams on the free WiFi.  Can't do that when I'm with the wifey though.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 08:15 PM (ykSKg)

885 crazy chick rules: no Persians, no Colombians, no Irish travellers; use caution with the Brazilians and NYC Italians Posted by: Jean at April 06, 2012 12:13 AM (WkuV6) you forgot Russians.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 08:15 PM (T03Ll)

886 908 Ok, so maybe a few probing questions are in order for the new potential significant other. For example, are you on medication? Do you need to be?

Also, get the thyroid checked out...thyroid disease can mimic psych disorders... the ex was either wanting to kill the world or crying her ass off when her thyroid shut down...

Posted by: Satan's Barbed WeeWee at April 05, 2012 08:15 PM (Jls4P)

887
He was in something that wasn't Law Order or TD Waterhouse/Ameritrade ads?
Whattya know...


Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2012 12:10 AM (F79HU)

--The Killing Fields. Excellent movie. A tearjerker.

-Capricorn One. He was the joke-cracking astronaut. When the black helicopter men caught him he died laughing.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 05, 2012 08:15 PM (fiXQh)

888 I'm still laughing from the Goofus/Gallant interplay.

**1980**
Goofus: Threw his math textbook into a puddle for fun.
Gallant: Did all his homework, even the extra-credit problems.

**1990**
Goofus: Banging chicks left and right at State University.
Gallant: Loyal to his girlfriend, joins a little-known college fellowship group.

**2000**
Goofus: Congresssional Representative for his State, Republican Party.
Gallant: N/A (Deceased as result of Branch Davidian Compound Raid.)

;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2012 08:15 PM (JOM6t)

889 Hopscotch:   http://bit.ly/Hr5lrh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 08:15 PM (piMMO)

890 917 BWW has takeout? do they deliver?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 06, 2012 12:14 AM (7FadD)


--No, at least not by default.  Maybe some locations might.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 08:16 PM (ykSKg)

891 Its not just No Meat on Friday during Lent, but fasting.  Every Friday is no meat.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 08:16 PM (WkuV6)

892 Since we have a supposed aspiring musician here, let he/she/it demonstrate lyrical knowledge. Which song does "shattered hopes and dreams all fall down!" come from?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2012 08:16 PM (UR5vq)

893 you have to do that or some other penance on every Friday, so the meat thing is probably a cop out but it is easy to remember.
And easier than being nice to jerks or trolls all day. ;^)

Posted by: andycanuck at April 05, 2012 08:16 PM (6RnvM)

894 Too bad Raykon thinks Jesus is make believe. Just like his girlfriend Posted by: kbdabear His girlfriend isn't make believe, its a real honest to God blowup doll!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 08:17 PM (MGFq3)

895 I haz the sadz thinking Truman might be gone.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 08:17 PM (kaalw)

896 elizabeth @ 923, well I was going on the assumption that one doesn't use your real name with those that you pay to be your "girlfriend".

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 08:17 PM (WkuV6)

897 921 They have takeout -- but fried wings dont travel well. Broiled one do.

Posted by: Jean at April 06, 2012 12:15 AM (WkuV6)


--When I go to Grand Forks, the hotel I stay at is so close to BWW that it does not matter.  Get my booze at Happy Harry's, then swing by BWW and I'm set for the night.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 08:17 PM (ykSKg)

898 Its not just No Meat on Friday during Lent, but fasting. Every Friday is no meat. Posted by: Jean at April 06, 2012 12:16 AM (WkuV6) right.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 08:17 PM (T03Ll)

899 "Hummingbird, lay off him! =) " She's laughing her ass off right now. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:18 PM (R5yLq)

900 Speaking of UFC. Horsemeat Overeem fails test with testosterone levels about equal to a gorilla with a gland problem. Yet he'd passed the tests for years when he added 50 lbs of muscle in two years.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 08:18 PM (ZPrif)

901 914 crazy chick rules: no Persians, no Colombians, no Irish travellers; use caution with the Brazilians and NYC Italians

Amen on the NYC Italians... was with one for three years... threatened to have the mob do a hit on me when we broke up... probably still a contract out on my pasty white ass

Posted by: Satan's Barbed WeeWee at April 05, 2012 08:18 PM (Jls4P)

902 "I haz the sadz thinking Truman might be gone." I hope not - I have no info one way or the other but I'd miss Truman a lot.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:18 PM (R5yLq)

903 It's payday everyday when we're around, Steve!

:-) Working on it, guys. (Filed BK back in 2005, but working on upping my credit rating. Last I checked at FreeCreditReport, I'm currently up... to 604.)

Ultimate goal: being able to finance a brand-new Honda Fit in 2015. Assuming of course that gasoline-powered cars haven't been outlawed by then...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2012 08:19 PM (JOM6t)

904 Truman will be back.  He might have to sit in the corner for a while.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2012 08:20 PM (/izg2)

905 "His girlfriend isn't make believe, its a real honest to God blowup doll!" Of Elena Kagan. Shudder...

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:20 PM (R5yLq)

906 Ultimate goal: being able to finance a brand-new Honda Fit in 2015. Assuming of course that gasoline-powered cars haven't been outlawed by then...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 06, 2012 12:19 AM (JOM6t)


--That's the car I'm targeting now.  I have heard rave reviews.

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 08:20 PM (ykSKg)

907 foreign chicks are bad cause they can go crazy and you won't pick up the signals till it's too late. When native-born chicks go crazy you'll at least be able to recognize the signs.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2012 08:20 PM (ZPrif)

908 " Truman will be back. He might have to sit in the corner for a while." Now on sale, the AosHQ Naughty Mat!

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:21 PM (R5yLq)

909 BWW near me will do carry out - but they use crap styrofoam boxes that don't vent the steam - fail on the wings.  Another local place - hard Time Chili (whose chili sucks) has a carryout tray of broiled wings that is good for a party.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 08:21 PM (WkuV6)

910 All right, time to turn in.  Piles of exams to mark tomorrow.

Stay well, Morons!

Posted by: logprof at April 05, 2012 08:21 PM (ykSKg)

911 Truman's last post here suggests that Truman isn't gone forever ... but the sudden change in ONT contents does not bode well. Perhaps a timeout occurred.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 05, 2012 08:21 PM (Sbv5H)

912 Unix's biggest advantage is that it's a much smaller target for people writing malicious code.

There are plenty of ways to crash servers running unix, and it can be as simple as a bad piece of code tossed into the startup directory, or a shoddy cron job, or a debugging log set to collect all data, or a piece of software coded to run too many threads. It doesn't tend to fail gracefully either, so if you are running a db on it, you better pray you've been backing up regularly.

Servers don't tend to run any kind of AV in the communications world, depending on tight firewalls & user restrictions, so if a hacker put his mind to it and found an avenue in (via a stolen pw or a compromised patch update), all sorts of damage can be done.

/geek off

Posted by: krakatoa at April 05, 2012 08:22 PM (Mc/bO)

913 949 All right, time to turn in. Piles of exams to mark tomorrow.

Stay well, Morons!

Posted by: logprof at April 06, 2012 12:21 AM (ykSKg)



Just give them all a B+

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 08:22 PM (PWwbk)

914 "Truman's last post here suggests that Truman isn't gone forever " Still like the image of him wandering the frozen wasteland, wearing a parka and carrying a spear.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:23 PM (R5yLq)

915 Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 06, 2012 12:20 AM (ZPrif) this is real wisdom here on the ONT right now.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 08:23 PM (T03Ll)

916 933 Too bad Raykon thinks Jesus is make believe. Just like his girlfriend Posted by: kbdabear

His girlfriend isn't make believe, its a real honest to God blowup doll!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 06, 2012 12:17 AM (MGFq3)

 

He got it from Palin Steele.  Used.

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2012 08:23 PM (GULKT)

917 Please note the hospital he was taken to.
----

There's a hospital/medical center here called Dedman.

Posted by: Mayday at April 05, 2012 08:24 PM (orrLR)

918 logprof: oh, yeah re the Fit. Great mileage, nice-- if a bit tweaky-- road profile, and it beats the competition year after year in the Consumer Reports yearly car comparisons. I just hope it's as durable/"maintenance-free" as the legendary Hondas of old. (Though once I've got it, I intend to spoil it worse than if I was engaged to Mila Kunis...)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2012 08:24 PM (JOM6t)

919 good night logprof. Give 3 of them random A's just for fun.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 08:24 PM (T03Ll)

920 pretty soon folks around here will be vying for "thousandth!!"

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 08:24 PM (PWwbk)

921 Fireball XL-5 'Goinnnngggg Hoooommmeee" Robert /robot voice

Posted by: Rula Lenska at April 05, 2012 08:24 PM (RJOgX)

922 Ultimate goal: being able to finance a brand-new Honda Fit in 2015. Assuming of course that gasoline-powered cars haven't been outlawed by then...


****

C'mon! Save just a little while longer and go for the new all-electric DeLorean.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 08:25 PM (piMMO)

923 thousandth!

Posted by: #onewhoyellsstuff at April 05, 2012 08:25 PM (OhYCU)

924 One thousand

Posted by: blogforce one at April 05, 2012 08:25 PM (7cXfH)

925 "good night logprof. Give 3 of them random A's just for fun." And write them at the top of the paper with a nice size letter, but upside down. What can I say, I enjoy messing with people's heads.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:26 PM (R5yLq)

926 Okay, now I am trying to decide where to go for lunch tomorrow. Good night everyone.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 05, 2012 08:26 PM (T03Ll)

927 bacon, beef, beer, boobs,Jim Beam and weed are not a bad thing........

Posted by: Racefan at April 05, 2012 08:26 PM (iHOKq)

928 Niedermeyer: that's the one with the free kilo of coke in the glove compartment, right? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2012 08:26 PM (JOM6t)

929 C'mon! Save just a little while longer and go for the new all-electric DeLorean.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2012 12:25 AM (piMMO)



I thought they ran on 100% pure Peruvian Flake....

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 08:26 PM (PWwbk)

930  Hi, just a drive by hit:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0c0_1333571524

Did anyone see this beatdown of this white guy in Baltimore?
This should be viral, but it is so egregious, it won't be brought into the light of day.
Just beware.  It has begun.

Posted by: Derak at April 05, 2012 08:26 PM (VEhDR)

931

The next day,   she  (the bunny boiler)  had  left me a stuffed animal in the middle of my driveway.  It was a white teddybear holding a red heart above its head embroidered with LOVE ME!"  It went into the firepit.

 

I've been keeping a very low profile ever since.  Now this  happens  first time out.  There was a moment or two of apprehension when I saw the incoming message.

 

She probably has a very nice collection of expensive sharp knives.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2012 08:27 PM (4q5tP)

932 Niedermeyer: that's the one with the free kilo of coke in the glove compartment, right? ;-)

****

You betcha!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 08:27 PM (piMMO)

933 OMG! Not only does Holder snark 2-1/2 pages of nonresponsive rah-rah in response to the judge's request for a 3-page explanation, he botches the cites! http://legalresearchplus.com/2012/04/05/whos-doing-cite-checking-at-the-doj/

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 08:28 PM (kaalw)

934 I thought they ran on 100% pure Peruvian Flake....

****

Cheaper than gas.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 05, 2012 08:28 PM (piMMO)

935 "Cheaper than gas."

The way things are going...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2012 08:28 PM (JOM6t)

936 Piles of exams to mark tomorrow.

Have you seen the "grading dice", instead of pips: A, B, C, D, F, and a Gold Star.  Helps with your distribution.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 08:29 PM (WkuV6)

937 "I've been keeping a very low profile ever since. Now this happens first time out. There was a moment or two of apprehension when I saw the incoming message. " Well she could just be a nice person who ran across your profile. Or she could be an ax wielding maniac. Odds are good it's something in between. My suggestion, start slow. Meet somewhere for coffee. If things go well you can get a danish. If not, your late for work. Either way she doesn't yet know where you live, what your cell # is, etc..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:30 PM (R5yLq)

938 Since midnight, I have only been getting a test pattern. 

Posted by: cherry at April 05, 2012 08:30 PM (OhYCU)

939 Race War! Race Waar! RACE WAAAR!

Posted by: Cartman at April 05, 2012 08:31 PM (7F9i5)

940 Posted by: cthulhu at Apri So we can haz more fun 5th circuit smackdown tomorrow?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 08:31 PM (MGFq3)

941 "Since midnight, I have only been getting a test pattern. " Do not attempt to adjust your set. We control the vertical. We control the horizontal...

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:31 PM (R5yLq)

942 972 The next day, she (the bunny boiler) had left me a stuffed animal in the middle of my driveway. It was a white teddybear holding a red heart above its head embroidered with LOVE ME!" It went into the firepit.

I've been keeping a very low profile ever since. Now this happens first time out. There was a moment or two of apprehension when I saw the incoming message.

She probably has a very nice collection of expensive sharp knives.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2012 12:27 AM (4q5tP)


That's fucked up.  She probably also has a collection of things in jars of formaldehyde....won't go further than that.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 08:31 PM (PWwbk)

943 I like 20 year old chicks.  I give them long rides.

Posted by: Bobby Petrino at April 05, 2012 08:32 PM (OhYCU)

944 "So we can haz more fun 5th circuit smackdown tomorrow?" I'm buying extra popcorn. And pudding.. must have pudding.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:32 PM (R5yLq)

945 chemjeff: that's actually my family's perspective, get as much cash gathered as I can before walking into the dealership.

My bro-in-law in fact tells me if I could walk into Norm Reeves in Cerritos with cash equal to half the sticker, they'd probably sell me a Fit *today*. Maybe so, but I still need to work my way toward affording the monthly maintenance, gas and insurance.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2012 08:33 PM (JOM6t)

946 Do not attempt to adjust your set. We control the vertical. We control the horizontal...

I'm going to be disappointed when I turn off my computer and don't get the fading white dot in the middle of a black screen.

Posted by: Heorot at April 05, 2012 08:33 PM (Y06m6)

947 There are plenty of ways to crash servers running unix, and it can be as simple as a bad piece of code tossed into the startup directory, or a shoddy cron job, or a debugging log set to collect all data, or a piece of software coded to run too many threads. It doesn't tend to fail gracefully either, so if you are running a db on it, you better pray you've been backing up regularly.

/geek off

Posted by: krakatoa at April 06, 2012 12:22 AM (Mc/bO)



I remember crashing the CSIL VAX 11/780 way back when in the 80s......hmmm, my login was "cthulhu" at the time......it was a mistake and I'm truly, deeply sorry.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 08:33 PM (kaalw)

948 989 There are plenty of ways to crash servers running
unix, and it can be as simple as a bad piece of code tossed into the
startup directory, or a shoddy cron job, or a debugging log set to
collect all data, or a piece of software coded to run too many threads.
It doesn't tend to fail gracefully either, so if you are running a db on
it, you better pray you've been backing up regularly.

/geek off


Posted by: krakatoa at April 06, 2012 12:22 AM (Mc/bO)


I just use a hammer.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 08:33 PM (PWwbk)

949 What's the world coming to? San Fran judge dismissed the Happy Meal suit against McD's. Someone must have kidnapped his kids or something.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at April 05, 2012 08:34 PM (7UDrY)

950 "it can be as simple as a bad piece of code tossed into the startup directory, or a shoddy cron job" Yikes.. nothing worse than a shoddy cron job. Still, even a shoddy cron job ... Ouch.. ribs.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:34 PM (R5yLq)

951 "I just use a hammer. " More of a lighter fluid fan myself. Just extra fun when the haylon system goes off..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:35 PM (R5yLq)

952

My suggestion, start slow. Meet somewhere for coffee. If things go well you can get a danish. If not, your late for work. Either way she doesn't yet know where you live, what your cell # is, etc..

 

*****

 

Good thinking.  Bring a 3rd person into the mix if things go well.  But instead of a danish girl, I'd more lean towards the  swedish or icelandic part of the nordic spectrum.

 

brb, there's a sudden knock at the door ...

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2012 08:36 PM (4q5tP)

953 Meet somewhere for coffee. Somewhere should be 10 miles minimum from where you live. and only give your cell phone number.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 08:36 PM (4bTUV)

954 "I'm going to be disappointed when I turn off my computer and don't get the fading white dot in the middle of a black screen." Seriously? We can't even get an ampersand and you're wanting CGI? Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:36 PM (R5yLq)

955 "What's the world coming to? San Fran judge dismissed the Happy Meal suit against McD's. Someone must have kidnapped his kids or something."

No more messin' wi' me homies, yo!

Posted by: Ronald "Big Mac Attack, Not Yo Bitch No Mo" McDonald at April 05, 2012 08:36 PM (JOM6t)

956 "Somewhere should be 10 miles minimum from where you live. and only give your cell phone number." Or better yet a cheap disposable Go phone.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:37 PM (R5yLq)

957 1000

Posted by: Racefan at April 05, 2012 08:37 PM (iHOKq)

958 Ouch.. ribs.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 06, 2012 12:34 AM (R5yLq)



Good news -- you've got a fun, vivacious, witty companion. Bad news -- you're developing odd, difficult-to-explain calluses on your ribs.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 08:37 PM (kaalw)

959 There are plenty of ways to crash servers running

unix, and it can be as simple as a bad piece of code tossed into the

startup directory, or a shoddy cron job, or a debugging log set to

collect all data, or a piece of software coded to run too many threads.

*****

We have an easy fix for that. Nobody will even notice.

Posted by: Peter, Michael, and Samir at April 05, 2012 08:37 PM (piMMO)

960 993 "I just use a hammer. "

More of a lighter fluid fan myself. Just extra fun when the haylon system goes off..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 06, 2012 12:35 AM (R5yLq)



Cheaper to buy a new server than recharge one of those systems.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 08:38 PM (PWwbk)

961 One person in a thousand has VD.  Which one of you is it?

Posted by: cherry at April 05, 2012 08:38 PM (OhYCU)

962 1

Posted by: Racefan at April 05, 2012 08:38 PM (iHOKq)

963 "Good news -- you've got a fun, vivacious, witty companion. Bad news -- you're developing odd, difficult-to-explain calluses on your ribs." Lol.. true, but I guess if that's worse case scenario I'll just have to adapt. Congrats on 1K!

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:38 PM (R5yLq)

964 Somewhere should be 10 miles minimum from where you live. and only give your cell phone number.


****

Purchase a cheap throwaway phone for the occasion.

Posted by: Peter, Michael, and Samir at April 05, 2012 08:39 PM (piMMO)

965

That's fucked up. She probably also has a collection of things in jars of formaldehyde....won't go further than that.

 

If you're thinking beanie-weenies, that's what I'm thinking.  Trophies, as it were.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2012 08:40 PM (4q5tP)

966 One person in a thousand has VD. Which one of you is it?


*****

Bzzzt!

The numbers are far worse than 1in 1000.

Posted by: Peter, Michael, and Samir at April 05, 2012 08:40 PM (piMMO)

967 1004 One person in a thousand has VD. Which one of you is it?

Posted by: cherry at April 06, 2012 12:38 AM (OhYCU)



Vicodin Dependency?  Nope.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 08:40 PM (PWwbk)

968 1008 That's fucked up. She probably also has a collection of things in jars of formaldehyde....won't go further than that.

If you're thinking beanie-weenies, that's what I'm thinking. Trophies, as it were.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2012 12:40 AM (4q5tP)


Yes, things that would make Ed Gein vomit with revulsion.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 08:41 PM (PWwbk)

969 "One person in a thousand has VD. Which one of you is it?" Violin Deficit? That would be me. Let's just say I've been banned for life from the local philharmonic and leave it at that..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:42 PM (R5yLq)

970 oh yeah, and coffee dates are good on saturday or sunday afternoons.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 08:42 PM (4bTUV)

971 Anyone have a good recipe for getting rid of rats? Good Evenin' ONT crew!

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at April 05, 2012 08:44 PM (7UDrY)

972 Holy shit! BREAKING: BUS EXPLOSION IN NEW YORK CITY http://tinyurl.com/cdk3ta3 I hope and pray everyone's alright.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2012 08:44 PM (UR5vq)

973 1014 Anyone have a good recipe for getting rid of rats? Good Evenin' ONT crew!

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at April 06, 2012 12:44 AM (7UDrY)


Taking away the teleprompter would be a start.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 08:45 PM (PWwbk)

974 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EQa4qz8V30

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 08:45 PM (kaalw)

975 you're developing odd, difficult-to-explain calluses on your ribs. Posted by: cthulhu On his ribs? Really?! You're dropping the ball here o tentacled one.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 08:45 PM (4bTUV)

976 "One person in a thousand has VD. Which one of you is it?"

Viagra Dependence? Sigh, times ain't like they use to be...

Posted by: Hugh "wish it were still 1963" Hefner at April 05, 2012 08:46 PM (JOM6t)

977 In other words, Peaches, yes, you need to worry, because the virus runs using Java, which is cross platform and runs under both PPC and x86 machines.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at April 05, 2012 08:47 PM (UtoLw)

978 Anyone have a good recipe for getting rid of rats?



Vote not Democrats 2012.

Posted by: Yoda at April 05, 2012 08:47 PM (/izg2)

979

Good news for all car fans (From Hot Air):

"The Volt, which cost nearly $40,000 before a $7,500 federal tax credit, could take up to 27 years to pay off versus a Chevrolet Cruze, assuming it was regularly driven farther than its battery-only range allows. The payback time could drop to about eight years if gas cost $5 a gallon and the driver remained exclusively on battery power."

 

Probable translation: ...the driver did not buy any gasoline for 8 years

 

"The Lundberg Survey, which tracks fuel prices, said in March that gas prices would need to reach $12.50 a gallon for the Volt to make sense purely on financial terms. It said the Leaf would be competitive with gas at $8.53 a gallon."

Assuming the JEF wins in November, how long till $12.50/gal?  Summer 2014?

Posted by: Arbalest at April 05, 2012 08:48 PM (Sbv5H)

980

oh yeah, and coffee dates are good on saturday or sunday afternoons.]/i]

 

Thanks,  all are  good suggestions.  I'm writing them down.

 

[#1  Take it slow]

 

[#2  Disposable phone]

 

[#3  Meet 10+ miles away from home and read Jason Bourne novels for tips  on ditching  possible tails]

 

[#4  Meet in full, direct sunlight and look for signs of smoke or ash forming]

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2012 08:48 PM (4q5tP)

981

 

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2012 08:49 PM (4q5tP)

982 1010 1004
One person in a thousand has VD. Which one of you is it?


Posted by: cherry at April 06, 2012 12:38 AM (OhYCU)

in 1978 a stripper in Clearwater Fa. gave me a case of the crabs, pissed my girlfriend off.............. does that count?

Posted by: Racefan at April 05, 2012 08:50 PM (iHOKq)

983 1023 oh yeah, and coffee dates are good on saturday or sunday afternoons.]/i]

Thanks, all are good suggestions. I'm writing them down.

[#1 Take it slow]

[#2 Disposable phone]

[#3 Meet 10+ miles away from home and read Jason Bourne novels for tips on ditching possible tails]

[#4 Meet in full, direct sunlight and look for signs of smoke or ash forming]

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2012 12:48 AM (4q5tP)


Add: running shoes, protective cup and mean dog.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 08:50 PM (PWwbk)

984 1018 you're developing odd, difficult-to-explain calluses on your ribs.
Posted by: cthulhu

On his ribs? Really?! You're dropping the ball here o tentacled one.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 06, 2012 12:45 AM (4bTUV)




I was responding to the 58th poked-in-the-ribs comment by SoS. When he (or HB) starts commenting about "BRB -- private moment", I'll start speculating on other calluses.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 08:54 PM (kaalw)

985 holy shit that's a lot of foam

Posted by: chemjeff at April 06, 2012 12:50 AM (7FadD)


I guess they're getting ready to back Roseanne Barr into the hangar and give her her yearly bath?

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 08:55 PM (F79HU)

986 checking out for the night...g'night, y'all!

Posted by: model_1066 at April 05, 2012 08:55 PM (PWwbk)

987 Assuming the JEF wins in November, how long till $12.50/gal? Summer 2014?

Posted by: Arbalest at April 06, 2012 12:48 AM (Sbv5H)



And the article is insanely stupid because it assumes that gasoline can hit $12.50/gal but that electricity will stay the same price per Kwh in the meantime.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 08:56 PM (kaalw)

988 "Thanks, all are good suggestions. I'm writing them down. " No worries Count. From recent experience I can tell you that if it's right, you'll know and odds are good you'll know pretty much right off the bat. If it's someone that you like spending time with then your on the right track. If it's someone your spending time with just because you would rather do that than be alone, then walk away and wait for the right one to come along.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:56 PM (R5yLq)

989 Good night, 1066, Jefe.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 08:57 PM (F79HU)

990 So. WTH happened with the B L O G?  No official updates? lectures?  hissyfits?

Or is Ace still typing?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 05, 2012 08:57 PM (Aaxiu)

991 What part of NYC is that

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 08:57 PM (WkuV6)

992 "I was responding to the 58th poked-in-the-ribs comment by SoS. When he (or HB) starts commenting about "BRB -- private moment", I'll start speculating on other calluses." Rotfl.. well unlike you I don't have a pimped out walker - so I don't have the women just dripping all over me.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:58 PM (R5yLq)

993 Okay, it's about time for my nightly routine: turn on the ceiling fan, climb into bed with my cats, Monkey and Elizabeth Taylor, and fall asleep watching Rugrats.

I find it quite relaxing, although Angelica is a total bitch.

Posted by: Peter, Michael, and Samir at April 05, 2012 08:58 PM (piMMO)

994 " So. WTH happened with the B L O G? No official updates? lectures? hissyfits?" ONT, night before last. Sort of filled our hissyfit quota for a while.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 08:58 PM (R5yLq)

995 Evening everyone!

Posted by: Alex at April 05, 2012 08:59 PM (tlK1P)

996 What part of NYC is that



Definitely the no-salt zone.

Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at April 05, 2012 08:59 PM (/izg2)

997 @513 - Good question. Seems conservatives would rather piss and moan about all the evils of a Dem administration and hate anyone the Repubs have ever offered for Pres. I would like to change that attitude. The one thing the left has going for them is their ability and willingness to act as a herd and participate in things like boycotts. Why can't we do the same as a Horde?

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at April 05, 2012 09:00 PM (7UDrY)

998 Didn't finish all comments, but Panda Express is drive through chinese.  It is pretty solid.  I like it more then most sit down chinese restaurants anymore.

Posted by: Shiggz Rocketsurgeon at April 05, 2012 09:01 PM (RfvTE)

999 " Evening everyone!" Hail and well met Alex. On the agenda tonight, dating advice for the recently stalked, a VD quiz, and the Chevy Volt.. yes, it still sucks.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 09:01 PM (R5yLq)

1000 The blueberry cheesecake shake was good, but I don't know if it was a good idea to get somethink thick to suck through a straw...



Condensed Reader's Digest version, what happened on the ONT night before last? Damn this working for a living!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 09:01 PM (yh0zB)

1001 Rotfl.. well unlike you I don't have a pimped out walker - so I don't have the women just dripping all over me.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 06, 2012 12:58 AM (R5yLq)



That's *drooping*, not "dripping".

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 09:02 PM (kaalw)

1002 You all are the best. Thought I would just throw that in.

Posted by: Jornolist at April 05, 2012 09:02 PM (h0vh/)

1003 "That's *drooping*, not "dripping"." Talk to the viagra dependent guy, I'm sure he can hook you up.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 09:02 PM (R5yLq)

1004

Posted by: cthulhu at April 06, 2012 12:56 AM (kaalw)

 

And the article is insanely stupid because it assumes that gasoline can hit $12.50/gal but that electricity will stay the same price per Kwh in the meantime.

 

Do not underestimate the powers ortatory powers depth of Con Law fu something of the Teleprompter.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 05, 2012 09:02 PM (Sbv5H)

1005 yeah, goodnight yall............   free Truman , its not like hes the first one to step over the line.

Posted by: Racefan at April 05, 2012 09:03 PM (iHOKq)

1006

"That's *drooping*, not "dripping"."

*****

 

There are pills and shots for either one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2012 09:05 PM (4q5tP)

1007 SoS, thanks for the update brief!

So, I have a phone interview tomorrow afternoon, we'll see how it goes.  It's an operations research analyst position. 

Got to go hear my sister sing tonight.  It was a contest that some local lounge was doing.  She blew away the competition.

Posted by: Alex at April 05, 2012 09:06 PM (tlK1P)

1008 "There are pills and shots for either one." Thus fulfilling the mental image that will haunt me till the day I die requirement. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 09:06 PM (R5yLq)

1009 Why can't we do the same as a Horde?

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at April 06, 2012 01:00 AM (7UDrY)



Cause getting us all together on something is like Horde-ing cats.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 09:07 PM (yh0zB)

1010 Holy shit!

BREAKING: BUS EXPLOSION IN NEW YORK CITY

http://tinyurl.com/cdk3ta3

I hope and pray everyone's alright.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2012 12:44 AM (UR5vq)

>>>>>

Any updates from other sources?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2012 09:07 PM (4q5tP)

1011 Alex - so you should be boning up on your search theory and stats tonight

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 09:08 PM (WkuV6)

1012 Does Media really matter? Not much, unless it's new media baby.

Posted by: Jornolist at April 05, 2012 09:08 PM (h0vh/)

1013 "So, I have a phone interview tomorrow afternoon, we'll see how it goes. It's an operations research analyst position. " Good luck with the interview. Glad to hear your sister did so well in the contest. I can't carry a tune in a bucket myself.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 09:08 PM (R5yLq)

1014 hmmm...guess I'll have to backdate and check the ONT night before last myself...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 09:08 PM (yh0zB)

1015
Condensed Reader's Digest version, what happened on the ONT night before last? Damn this working for a living!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

Aggro.

I think the highlight was some dude getting pissed off at Mero for not liking the same movies as him, then socking him.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 09:09 PM (F79HU)

1016 Hey. SoS, did Cheboy or any of his remaining sycophants ever get the can?  Or are they still avoiding the lunchroom?

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2012 09:09 PM (GULKT)

1017 "Cause getting us all together on something is like Horde-ing cats." Really cool tuff cats wearing leather jackets and aviator sunglasses... but, um, ya.. cats nonetheless

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 09:09 PM (R5yLq)

1018 Alex - so you should be boning up on your search theory and stats tonight

LOL.  Pretty much.

Posted by: Alex at April 05, 2012 09:10 PM (tlK1P)

1019 "Hey. SoS, did Cheboy or any of his remaining sycophants ever get the can? Or are they still avoiding the lunchroom?" Well I took the day off today but as far as I know they are all still employed, but avoiding the cafeteria still.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 09:11 PM (R5yLq)

1020 Condensed Reader's Digest version Aggro nite. enough said.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 09:11 PM (4bTUV)

1021 Count - check breaking twitter news feed.

Posted by: Jornolist at April 05, 2012 09:11 PM (h0vh/)

1022 I'm not the one doing the drooping, thank you very much -- but the dripping ones at my age generally have ill-fitting dentures.

Could be "draping", though -- as in, the hot chicks are draped over me and my stylin' pimped-out walker.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 09:11 PM (kaalw)

1023 "Could be "draping", though -- as in, the hot chicks are draped over me and my stylin' pimped-out walker." Rotfl.. Hummingbird want's to know if you're wearing a toga and being fed grapes..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 09:15 PM (R5yLq)

1024 Christina Hendricks is the second guest on Conan tonight.

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2012 09:15 PM (GULKT)

1025 ain't no fuggin way I'm reading a thousand posts.  what the heck is so important?

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 09:18 PM (ufJKx)

1026 Thanks for the synopsis.



Really cool tuff cats wearing leather jackets and aviator sunglasses... but, um, ya.. cats nonetheless

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 06, 2012 01:09 AM (R5yLq)




You got it...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYiwxM_RVEI






Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 09:19 PM (yh0zB)

1027 I can't carry a tune in a bucket myself.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 06, 2012 01:08 AM (R5yLq)



My dad would go off on these mumbling, half-chanted riffs sometimes when I was growing up, and we always sort-of blew them off as eccentricity. Then my mom found Marty Robbins' "Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs" in a remainder bin, bought it because the titles sounded familiar, and we realized with some shock that these ramblings were actual published songs....as "sung" by someone with no ear for pitch or rhythm.



Weirdest thing......we had always assumed it was some sort of free-association or something.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 09:19 PM (kaalw)

1028 " ain't no fuggin way I'm reading a thousand posts. what the heck is so important?" No worries, allow me to sum up. Tonight, we have dating advice for the recently stalked, a VD Quiz, and of course the Chevy Volt. Yes, it still blows goats.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 09:20 PM (R5yLq)

1029 "My dad would go off on these mumbling, half-chanted riffs sometimes when I was growing up, and we always sort-of blew them off as eccentricity. Then my mom found Marty Robbins' "Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs" in a remainder bin, bought it because the titles sounded familiar, and we realized with some shock that these ramblings were actual published songs....as "sung" by someone with no ear for pitch or rhythm." Lol..I would sing occasionally only to punish my kids. I'm not a nice person.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 09:21 PM (R5yLq)

1030 1070 "Could be "draping", though -- as in, the hot chicks are draped over me and my stylin' pimped-out walker."

Rotfl.. Hummingbird want's to know if you're wearing a toga and being fed grapes..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 06, 2012 01:15 AM (R5yLq)



No, no.....it's *Thursday*, that never happens on a Thursday.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 09:21 PM (kaalw)

1031  Christina Hendricks is the second and third guest on Conan tonight.

Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2012 01:15 AM (GULKT)

 

There.  FIFY

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2012 09:23 PM (4q5tP)

1032 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkaYfyJZRyA&feature=related

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 09:25 PM (yh0zB)

1033 and of course the Chevy Volt. Yes, it still blows goats.


Hey lets be fair now,,,, the improved bolt, er volt will also fry 'em up...

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 09:26 PM (KZLoo)

1034 (L)(i)b(e)ral(s).

See what I did there?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 05, 2012 09:27 PM (i0App)

1035 so did truman tell da troof or what?

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 09:29 PM (ufJKx)

1036 In a sharing mood....

http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=204417

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 09:31 PM (kaalw)

1037 (L)(i)b(e)ral(s).
See what I did there?


I was trying to figure how you thought that was boobehs (^)(^)
but then I got it...hehee

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 09:31 PM (KZLoo)

1038 Last night to get your "Easter Meth(tm)" orders in! Colors are GREAT this year. The PAAS coloring had an cool effect on the Benzine, battery acid and starting fluid. The paranoia kick will have ya hiding them REAL GOOD! Same price as last year. Look for it on the Amazon link.

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 05, 2012 09:31 PM (jwExa)

1039 "so did truman tell da troof or what?" No idea, I missed the actual debacle, whatever it was - I just caught some commentary after the fact. So I'm not even sure what happened at this point

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 09:32 PM (R5yLq)

1040 "No, no.....it's *Thursday*, that never happens on a Thursday." Rotflmao.. I think you broke HB - she's laughing so hard she's wheezing.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 09:33 PM (R5yLq)

1041 After skimming some of these comments, I really wish I had seen the trainwreck that originally caused this mess. It must have made the Idiocracy thread look like a love-in.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 05, 2012 09:39 PM (JoIcn)

1042 "After skimming some of these comments,I really wish I had seen the trainwreck that originally caused this mess. It must have made the Idiocracy thread look like a love-in." Not sure what happened to be honest, I walked away from the keyboard a bit when Hummingbird got here, we got settled in and started reading again and people were mentioning that Truman had gotten in trouble. No idea how or for what, whatever it was I missed the whole thing pretty much.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 09:41 PM (R5yLq)

1043 I do like the fact that whatever happened was just shoved down the memory hole yet the ONT still put out over 1000 comments.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 05, 2012 09:44 PM (JoIcn)

1044 No idea how or for what, whatever it was I missed the whole thing pretty much.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 06, 2012 01:41 AM (R5yLq)

Anybody, Bueller?

Seems usually an OK  moron. Now I'm Picqued.

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 05, 2012 09:45 PM (jwExa)

1045 so did truman tell da troof or what?

Posted by: jc at April 06, 2012 01:29 AM (ufJKx)


From what I gathered reading the early comments somehow a giant dildo got posted in the ONT, possibly above the fold.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 09:45 PM (F79HU)

1046  landofskybluewater ...come on, spill!

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 05, 2012 09:46 PM (jwExa)

1047 " I do like the fact that whatever happened was just shoved down the memory hole yet the ONT still put out over 1000 comments." All I can figure is that something that got posted that could leave the blog vulnerable to legal action. Can't imagine anything else that would prompt such a response.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 09:46 PM (R5yLq)

1048 My 2 cents. FREE TRUMAN NORTH! I am still grieving over Monty's departure. Have you no humanity sir?!

Posted by: mpfs at April 05, 2012 09:47 PM (EnO01)

1049 Wait, that was cool when somebody linked didlos to the amazons here last month. WTF

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 05, 2012 09:47 PM (jwExa)

1050 "From what I gathered reading the early comments somehow a giant dildo got posted in the ONT, possibly above the fold." Umm... ya, that would be a big no no I would think.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 09:48 PM (R5yLq)

1051 All I can figure is that something that got posted that could leave the blog vulnerable to legal action. Can't imagine anything else that would prompt such a response.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid 

Sex toys and Olberdouche?

FREE TRUMAN NORTH!

I am still grieving over Monty's departure

"THE MORON TWO!"

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 05, 2012 09:49 PM (jwExa)

1052 and the "food" discussion was much better tonight ( don't go back to last night).

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 09:49 PM (WkuV6)

1053 I have no idea what happened. OT, I just saw the new photo of Charles Manson. At this point, he looks like he was sharing a cell in Guantanemo with KSM and was getting fashion tips from him.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 05, 2012 09:50 PM (JoIcn)

1054 I believe it was a relationship of words and images, sort of a cascade system failure.  No single cause of failure.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 09:51 PM (WkuV6)

1055 1097 "From what I gathered reading the early comments somehow a giant dildo got posted in the ONT, possibly above the fold."

Umm... ya, that would be a big no no I would think.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 06, 2012 01:48 AM (R5yLq)


===


like that is really any different than the photos of Obumfuck, biden, piglosi, reid, etc that are regularly posted above the fold.  at least dildos have a useful purpose.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 09:51 PM (ufJKx)

1056 All I can figure is that something that got posted that could leave the blog vulnerable to legal action. Can't imagine anything else that would prompt such a response.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 06, 2012 01:46 AM (R5yLq)



And, here, I was thinking it was something that could leave the blog vulnerable to illegal action. Like shooting someone taller than you that had jumped you, was holding you down, and was pounding your head on the pavement.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 09:51 PM (kaalw)

1057 "I just saw the new photo of Charles Manson." Yup. There is crazy, shit-house rat crazy, and then there is Charlie.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 09:52 PM (R5yLq)

1058 Now what I can't figure out is why Truman was posting dildos?

Maybe he was hotlinking?

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 09:52 PM (F79HU)

1059

The previous ONT content looked a bit odd, in an "eclectic" sort of odd. I thought little of it, and followed a link.

 

If there is something amiss, perhaps there will be a thread in the morning.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 05, 2012 09:52 PM (Sbv5H)

1060 I didn't think anything happened last night. Could be wrong of course

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 09:52 PM (7F9i5)

1061

OT, I just saw the new photo of Charles Manson..Linky?

BTW, I always bring him and Sirhan Sirhan up when some lib wants Hinckley released.

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 05, 2012 09:53 PM (jwExa)

1062 "And, here, I was thinking it was something that could leave the blog vulnerable to illegal action. Like shooting someone taller than you that had jumped you, was holding you down, and was pounding your head on the pavement." Don't be silly. That's perfectly legal. Well, as long as the guy kicking your ass isn't black.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 09:53 PM (R5yLq)

1063 at least dildos have a useful purpose.

Posted by: jc at April 06, 2012 01:51 AM (ufJKx)


I have a rather impressive one I use to slap Senator Reid around with.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 05, 2012 09:53 PM (F79HU)

1064 "I have a rather impressive one I use to slap Senator Reid around with. Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 06, 2012 01:53 AM (F79HU)" Ya, wild guess here.. it's gavel shaped, isn't it?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 09:54 PM (R5yLq)

1065 Like shooting someone taller than you that had jumped you, was holding you down, and was pounding your head on the pavement.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 06, 2012 01:51 AM (kaalw)



And, BTW, I'm not saying that's the way it happened.....but the evidence is far closer to this than "Zimmerman hunted him down because he considered him subhuman."

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 09:54 PM (kaalw)

1066 And, here, I was thinking it was something that could leave the blog vulnerable to illegal action. Like shooting someone taller than you that had jumped you, was holding you down, and was pounding your head on the pavement.

Posted by: cthulhu

What? Like a shrton wanted poster? Which is a big meh, w/me.

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 05, 2012 09:55 PM (jwExa)

1067 I believe the combination of images and words could have been willfully misinterpreted by "enemies of the blog" - and as Drew said, less is sometimes more.  I didn't notice any particular controversy in the initial 250 or so now ethereal posts.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 09:55 PM (WkuV6)

1068 Manson -- http://www.breitbart.com/system/wire?id=D9TV20N00


Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 09:57 PM (kaalw)

1069 And, BTW, I'm not saying that's the way it happened.....but the evidence is far closer to this than "Zimmerman hunted him down because he considered him subhuman."

Posted by: cthulhu at April 06, 2012 01:54 AM (kaalw)


No, sorry, that's still racist.  That will be $10,000 dollars to the UNCF and you will be forced to allow a family of undocumented workers to cohabitate with you while allowing them to use your identity for labor and tax purposes.

Posted by: Federal Thought Officer at April 05, 2012 09:58 PM (F79HU)

1070 I have a rather impressive one I use to slap Senator Reid around with.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi

One perk of her w/the Gavel!

I wish Boehner would do the same. Instead of using it as a putter when golfing w/barry.

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 05, 2012 09:58 PM (jwExa)

1071 What? Like a shrton wanted poster? Which is a big meh, w/me.

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 06, 2012 01:55 AM (jwExa)



What? I was thinking of things like having NBC edit your words to make something normal look racist; like having Spike Lee try to incite a mob to show up at your house (and getting the wrong house); like having your college throw you out mid-course in a rush to judgment; like having the Feds show up to second-guess a situation; like having years-old pictures of you and the boy in the media, so you look twice as big as him and he looks like a kid, when he was actually taller and faster than you.....little stuff like that (and there's more).

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 10:03 PM (kaalw)

1072 Despite all of this crap, you what Zimmerman has got going for him -- he's still breathing. 

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 10:07 PM (WkuV6)

1073 "And, BTW, I'm not saying that's the way it happened.....but the evidence is far closer to this than "Zimmerman hunted him down because he considered him subhuman."" Well the whole thing is just FUBAR. The thing that speaks volumes to me is that the police on the scene that night chose not to arrest or charge Zimmerman. If they had thought even for a moment that the situation warranted it they would have hauled him in for questioning at the very least. What Zimmerman did, from a tactical perspective, was stupid. He should have stayed in his vehicle, and driven up and down the block slowly looking for Treyvon if he felt it necessary. No doubt this would have accomplished his goal of scaring Treyvon off. But not being trained in tactics is not a criminal act. From what I've seen Zimmerman made a bad tactical mistake, things got out of hand, and Treyvon got shot. But from what I've seen the guilty party in all of this isn't Zimmerman, but rather Treyvon's parents. If they had reared him to be something other than a thug no doubt none of this would have ever taken place. Not the most popular reading of events, I'm sure, but that's what I'm getting out of all of this.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:09 PM (R5yLq)

1074 Bet he wishes he had stayed in the truck, though.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 10:11 PM (yh0zB)

1075 I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: Jayne at April 05, 2012 10:11 PM (1agxt)

1076 PS3 or a new video card. gah

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 10:12 PM (7F9i5)

1077 "the police on the scene that night chose not to arrest or charge Zimmerman"



Incorrect. If you are handcuffed, put into the back of a police car and hauled to the police station you have been arrested. He was not charged, but he certainly was arrested.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 10:12 PM (yh0zB)

1078

What Zimmerman did, from a tactical perspective, was stupid. He should have stayed in his vehicle,

That's about the only wrong thing he did. The kid knew he was being followed. And normally I'd never rely on timely cops, but how far away could they be for a nice gated community.

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 05, 2012 10:13 PM (jwExa)

1079 I've started my one person Twitter campaign. #FreeTrumanNorth

Posted by: mpfs at April 05, 2012 10:13 PM (EnO01)

1080 Well that's it for me boys and girls. The car will be ready tomorrow and I want to be awake for the call. See you all on tomorrow night's ONT. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 10:14 PM (yh0zB)

1081 "Bet he wishes he had stayed in the truck, though." I'm sure he does. From they type of person he seems to be I think he would probably wish that even if this thing hadn't been used by the MSM and the Administration for their standard race baiting horseshit. My guess is Zimmerman felt horrible about killing that kid from the moment it happened. But that's not a story the MSM will ever tell. Much easier to paint him as a racist scumbag rather than tell the truth. Sadly the truth doesn't fit their political agenda.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:14 PM (R5yLq)

1082 Zak, you already know that answer. The GTX 680 is out, and looking pretty good.

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2012 10:14 PM (4SKYj)

1083 "I've started my one person Twitter campaign. #FreeTrumanNorth" Lol.. which makes one wonder, just how many twitter followers does it take to free one from the "Forbidden Zone".

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:15 PM (R5yLq)

1084 "Well that's it for me boys and girls. The car will be ready tomorrow and I want to be awake for the call. " Have a good one - going to be calling it a night ourselves here in just a few.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:15 PM (R5yLq)

1085 Due to my OCDish need to read comments before commenting myself, I've missed the deadline for the food section of this thread, but just have to mention a favorite place for chicken wings -- Wingnuts.

Posted by: sistrum at April 05, 2012 10:16 PM (AyryN)

1086 SOs I don't know but I like Truman. #FreetrumanNorth

Posted by: mpfs at April 05, 2012 10:16 PM (EnO01)

1087

 cthulhu at April 06, 2012 02:03 AM

Please don't evah think I'd defend fat al!

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 05, 2012 10:16 PM (jwExa)

1088 "I don't know but I like Truman. " I like Truman myself, so by all means, twitter away.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:17 PM (R5yLq)

1089 And by my Meh comment, I was thinking that it would not expose ACE to legal issues.

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 05, 2012 10:18 PM (jwExa)

1090 I heard the NBPP already put a bounty on Truman.

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2012 10:18 PM (4SKYj)

1091 I know Jerry. Can't get any on New Egg atm. Although I remember a big article by Lloyd Case that says you should buy the last gen card when the new gen comes out. But those 680s and their power consumption (less heat too) compared to the 580s makes it a no brainer. Apparently this is actually thier mid level card and something ridiculous is coming out in a few months. God I hate buying tech shit.

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 10:19 PM (7F9i5)

1092 My guess is Zimmerman felt horrible about killing that kid from the moment it happened. But that's not a story the MSM will ever tell. Much easier to paint him as a racist scumbag rather than tell the truth. Sadly the truth doesn't fit their political agenda.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 06, 2012 02:14 AM (R5yLq)



Agreed 100%. At first I was peeved at him for making an obvious tactical blunder that ended up putting all of us CCW permit holders in a bad light, but it sure is hard to stay annoyed at someone who is getting raked over the coals. Now I just feel sorry for him.


FWIW, when you are beating someone into the ground you are committing a deadly force attack. I'll bet Martin did not know he was doing this and I'm sure the kid never meant to cause permanent injury, but you could fill a graveyard with guys who have died in barfights just like this, and you could fill a prison with the guys who never meant to kill them that way. It very well could have gone the other way, and it would have been Zman going to the morgue and Martin going to the big house for murder 2...and we wouldn't be talking about it at all, except in concealed carry classes where Zman would be used as a case study in how things can go horribly wrong in an instant.



And now I'm really out. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2012 10:19 PM (yh0zB)

1093 "And by my Meh comment, I was thinking that it would not expose ACE to legal issues." No idea really, not 100% certain what prompted the whole thing so it was just supposition on my part. It was one of the few situations I could think of that would prompt such a rapid response.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:19 PM (R5yLq)

1094 What Zimmerman did, from a tactical perspective, was stupid. He should have stayed in his vehicle, and driven up and down the block slowly looking for Treyvon if he felt it necessary. No doubt this would have accomplished his goal of scaring Treyvon off. But not being trained in tactics is not a criminal act.




Having seen the maps of the neighborhood, there are a bunch of walkways. To try to keep an eye on someone from a vehicle just wouldn't work. So Zimmerman followed along the walkways. The problem seems to be that Treyvon knew the walkways well enough to catch Zimmerman away from his vehicle.




It's obviously quite tragic when a young person dies -- their life is not yet written, and could include great things if enough pages get filled-in. But this whole affair stinks of the "if it's so obviously A, why are you lying your ass off to say it's A?" syndrome. It's part and parcel of the AGW, alternative fuels, voter fraud ain't a problem but union vote fraud is, I can't pay $1 for a condom because my church won't finance an insurance plan that pays for contraception, BS industry.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 10:22 PM (kaalw)

1095 Nite all. Happy Easter iffin I get busted. Again!

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 05, 2012 10:22 PM (jwExa)

1096 Zak, Price to performance seems to tell me to get the current generation card. You get benefits and capabilities not on the older ones. That said, I'm still running a 5870 and it's working fine.

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2012 10:23 PM (4SKYj)

1097 1140 "And by my Meh comment, I was thinking that it would not expose ACE to legal issues."

No idea really, not 100% certain what prompted the whole thing so it was just supposition on my part. It was one of the few situations I could think of that would prompt such a rapid response.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 06, 2012 02:19 AM (R5yLq)

 

I'm going to go with the NSFW image of a giant penis statue above the fold.  Hell CAC has posted his artwork involving a woman's breasts covered in green paint below the fold and he's had those pulled.

Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2012 10:23 PM (GULKT)

1098  cthulhu ...was that a shot at me before? Sorry if I wasn't clear. I'm cool.

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 05, 2012 10:25 PM (jwExa)

1099 "FWIW, when you are beating someone into the ground you are committing a deadly force attack. I'll bet Martin did not know he was doing this and I'm sure the kid never meant to cause permanent injury, but you could fill a graveyard with guys who have died in barfights just like this, and you could fill a prison with the guys who never meant to kill them that way. It very well could have gone the other way, and it would have been Zman going to the morgue and Martin going to the big house for murder 2...and we wouldn't be talking about it at all, except in concealed carry classes where Zman would be used as a case study in how things can go horribly wrong in an instant." My guess is that Martin was out there and up to no good to begin with, he see's Zimmerman and is pretty sure he's being followed. Instead of leaving, he figures since it's only one guy and the guy is smaller than he is, he'll do what most thugs do and play the bully. There is a scuffle, Martin ends up on top of Zimmerman, starts ramming his head into the pavement. Zimmerman is scared witless, thinking he's going to die if he doesn't do something, draws his pistol and fires. I doubt Martin really intended to kill Zimmerman, but I can't fault Zimmerman for thinking that in the heat of the moment. I also doubt Zimmerman ever thought he'd end up in a physical confrontation with Treyvon. But it happens, and Treyvon dies. Shit hits fan. Press blames Zimmerman. Me, I blame Treyvon's parents. If they are letting the kid wander around at night that far from home in strange neighborhoods, that's a serious red flag right off the bat. Then the postings I saw from twitter and face book, well there seems to be little doubt that Treyvon was no innocent babe in the woods, he was in fact a gangsta wannabe - a fact I have no doubt his parents were well aware of from jump street.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:26 PM (R5yLq)

1100 Some of you may remember that many days ago I lamented about the Gallupfication of everything.  Gallup polls people on their opinions, and never seems to run out of people that have an opinion.  In a way, it seems to me that we are subjected to a constant pressure that we are supposed to have an opinion on absolutely everything.


On the night I brought it up the folks here were sparring about the zimmerman/travon case -- and yet no one here claimed to have witnessed it, or even to have talked to someone who had.  Why then should any of us have an opinion other than "I don't know, yet."  Notice the "yet"  -- I am not saying that anyone here is incapable of forming a high quality opinion -- I am only saying there is no rush to do so.


Those of you that have been reading my rants for a while know that I hate the corporate media.  I hate them because they lie just to make a profit.  I hate them because they try to stir up trouble among people who do not deserve the abuse.  I have learned that there is absolutely no point for me to try to form any useful opinion based on anything that has been handled or soiled by the corporate media.


So, I am gently asking folks to consider these thoughts.  Are you still carrying a habit that is now outdated -- the habit of thinking the media is not lying, and you can rely on their input enough to form an opinion?  If so, I urge you to consider that you do not have to grant them that power in your life.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 10:26 PM (ufJKx)

1101

Hell CAC has posted his artwork involving a woman's breasts covered in green paint

 

 

Cut.....jib......newsletter

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 05, 2012 10:28 PM (JoIcn)

1102 Penis statue?

Truman got the boot over a flippin' statue?!?

Oh come on!!!!


Can we post images of the Washington Monument still?

Jesus that's lame.

Posted by: Federal Thought Officer at April 05, 2012 10:30 PM (F79HU)

1103 1145 cthulhu ...was that a shot at me before? Sorry if I wasn't clear. I'm cool.

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 06, 2012 02:25 AM (jwExa)



I'm not sure what you're referring to.....but if it was "shrton wanted poster", I was just WTF'ing because I figured Pixy had eaten half your verbiage. I still don't know what a "shrton wanted poster" might be.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 10:32 PM (kaalw)

1104 "So, I am gently asking folks to consider these thoughts. Are you still carrying a habit that is now outdated -- the habit of thinking the media is not lying, and you can rely on their input enough to form an opinion? If so, I urge you to consider that you do not have to grant them that power in your life." Lol, well can't speak for everyone but my opinion of the mainstream media can be summed up as follows: They aren't worth the gunpowder it would take to blow them straight to hell. They are worthless, corrupt, and entirely biased. The Mainstream Media is nothing more than press agents for the Democratic party. Anyone who believes otherwise is seriously deluding themselves. So when the story first came out I also told people to suspend judgement until we had some actual facts. My own opinion on the case has formed slowly based on the facts the MSM withheld or buried coming to light. Should additional facts be presented, naturally it might change my opinion. Such is life.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:32 PM (R5yLq)

1105 I put the sock away.  I roll it up and place it in the drawer.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 10:34 PM (F79HU)

1106 Truman is not in trouble, and he has not been banned.  You guys are worse than grandma's sewing circle.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2012 10:36 PM (Iyg03)

1107 Not his birth certificate, school grades, SSN, an I-9 form w/supporting docs to draw a paycheck or a trip to Pockistan

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 05, 2012 10:37 PM (8MasJ)

1108  cthulhu, SHARPTON...my bad. Too tired to type. I thought ACE was afraid of a Sharpton wanted poster for legal reasons. We Good!

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 05, 2012 10:37 PM (jwExa)

1109 Thank you for the update, Meester Brewer.  It is very appreciated.

I put my teeth in the glass.

I pick up my knitting needles.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 10:38 PM (F79HU)

1110 " Truman is not in trouble, and he has not been banned. You guys are worse than grandma's sewing circle."

quick: someone post the penis sculptures!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 05, 2012 10:39 PM (8MasJ)

1111 1153 Truman is not in trouble, and he has not been banned. You guys are worse than grandma's sewing circle.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2012 02:36 AM (Iyg03)



Oh, yeah, NOW you tell us.....1152 comments later.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 10:40 PM (kaalw)

1112 "Truman is not in trouble, and he has not been banned. You guys are worse than grandma's sewing circle." Ok, but I still want to see pictures of him tromping through the frozen wastes in a parka, carrying a spear. Now, if you'll excuse me.. knit one, pearl two... Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:42 PM (R5yLq)

1113 61 Anyway, I'll see you guys around. Ace and the cobs have my email if anyone would like to say hello.

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2012 09:29 PM (I2LwF)


1153
Truman is not in trouble, and he has not been banned. You guys are worse than grandma's sewing circle.


Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2012 02:36 AM (Iyg03)


Sorry - we're not psychic, and i don't memorize IP hashes.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 05, 2012 10:43 PM (Aaxiu)

1114 Whiner.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2012 10:43 PM (Iyg03)

1115 Oh, yeah, NOW you tell us.....1152 comments later.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 06, 2012 02:40 AM (kaalw)


Well Ace of Spades isn't known for being timely.  Still waiting on that Captain America review, myself.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 10:43 PM (F79HU)

1116 Truman is drinking Sterno fluid w/hobos?

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 05, 2012 10:44 PM (jwExa)

1117 "Well Ace of Spades isn't known for being timely. Still waiting on that Captain America review, myself. " Lol.. well, here's my review at least: Seriously? You paid someone to write that script? Suckers.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:45 PM (R5yLq)

1118 1163 Truman is drinking Sterno fluid w/hobos?

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 06, 2012 02:44 AM (jwExa)


And loading their shotguns... with *danger*!

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 05, 2012 10:45 PM (Aaxiu)

1119 Well, I don't drink, but i would inject some horse smack with 'em right.  If I know what horse smack was.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2012 10:45 PM (Iyg03)

1120 it's amazing how fast that Twitter campaign w*rked...

the Man is already walking back his oppression of the masses.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 05, 2012 10:45 PM (8MasJ)

1121 They are worthless, corrupt, and entirely biased. The Mainstream Media is nothing more than press agents for the Democratic party. Anyone who believes otherwise is seriously deluding themselves.

So when the story first came out I also told people to suspend judgement until we had some actual facts. My own opinion on the case has formed slowly based on the facts the MSM withheld or buried coming to light.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 06, 2012 02:32 AM (R5yLq)



And, since then, we've seen such mendacity -- NBC's "oopsie" edit; the selective pictures; the "who screams for I scream" stuff -- the MSM is doing its best to call forth the mob. It's like someone with poor hygiene calling arsonists to burn down the entire village because his house has fleas. How can they possibly act as if continuing the Obamanation is worth setting people at each others' throats?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 10:46 PM (kaalw)

1122 Well, off to sleepy time land folks. Nice to know Truman avoided being trapped forever in the forbidden zone. Have a good one folks, time for us to get to bed. We shall see you all on the morrow.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:46 PM (R5yLq)

1123 Red, I have no idea what you're talking about.  Something has to be walked forward before it can be walked back.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2012 10:47 PM (Iyg03)

1124 1161 Whiner.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2012 02:43 AM (Iyg03)



[looks around]



Who is rdbrewer talking to?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 10:49 PM (kaalw)

1125 " How can they possibly act as if continuing the Obamanation is worth setting people at each others' throats?" Ok, time for some super quick in-depth analysis. They are assholes. Like any liberal, they view the unwashed masses as nothing more than useful idiots, and will use them as cannon fodder at the drop of a hat. Sad, but true.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:49 PM (R5yLq)

1126 Here's that Article I was talking about Jerry http://tinyurl.com/7hf7hk7

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 10:49 PM (7F9i5)

1127 Good night, SoS!

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 10:49 PM (F79HU)

1128 Have a good one folks, time for us to get to bed. We shall see you all on the morrow.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 06, 2012 02:46 AM (R5yLq)



Us?



Need I revise the calluses comment?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 10:50 PM (kaalw)

1129 Night folks. Look for us at an ONT near you soon.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:50 PM (R5yLq)

1130 "Need I revise the calluses comment?" Lol.. no comment.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 05, 2012 10:51 PM (R5yLq)

1131 G'night SoS! G'night HB! Sweet dreams!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 10:51 PM (kaalw)

1132
Who is rdbrewer talking to?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 06, 2012 02:49 AM (kaalw)


He typoed.  He meant to say winner.


We've all won a prize!

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 10:51 PM (F79HU)

1133 Nite SoS

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 10:53 PM (7F9i5)

1134 >>>Oh, yeah, NOW you tell us.....1152 comments later.

That fit the Websters Dictionary def of  a whine.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2012 10:53 PM (Iyg03)

1135 "It's like someone with poor hygiene calling arsonists to burn down the entire village because his house has fleas."

=====

I'm reminded of that story of the woman who burned down an 3,500 old tree called the Senator because she wanted light to do drugs by.

Posted by: sistrum at April 05, 2012 10:53 PM (AyryN)

1136 i was practicing setting up a meme so i could become a member of the MFM...

relax: sarcasm is my default setting.

(so is wiseass)

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 05, 2012 10:54 PM (8MasJ)

1137 Okay Zak, I get it. Honestly I only upgrade (i.e. build a new computer) every 5 to 7 years.

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2012 10:56 PM (4SKYj)

1138 1150
They are worthless, corrupt, and entirely biased. The Mainstream Media is nothing more than press agents for the Democratic party. Anyone who believes otherwise is seriously deluding themselves.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 06, 2012 02:32 AM (R5yLq)

========

I quit reading the local rag about 15 years ago.  The reasons I did were: 1) if I don't start my day with people deliberately trying to piss me off, I spend a lot less time pissed off.  Someone once worded it "if they have the choice between shedding light or applying heat they will apply heat every time."  The media is only interested in your glands.  If they actually encounter your mind it is merely a coincidence.


2) in my daily life I came to know a lot about a few stories well in advance of when the media became interested and started with their stories.  It was amazing how they could take individual facts and rearrange them into a barely recognizable, context free, mishmash that while not untrue certainly wasn't the story either.  It occurred to me then that if I knew something about maybe 2% of what they printed and they always had that so wrong then I had to be an idiot to let them influence my opinions on the other 98% of what they printed.  In other words, I now completely believe I am better off ignorant than misinformed.


3)  I came to realize the media has a problem in that they think they know things that they do not.  Really it is a problem of english words being used for several different meanings.  For example, if they were to interview me about some of the things I do we could have a long conversation about stress and strain.  Of course, I would be talking about stress when I mean force divided by an area (such as PSI in your car tires), and by strain I would be talking about how the length of some object changed when subjected to stress.  What would happen next is the reporter would write a story about how much I hate my job because of all the stress and strain.  In short, they think they know what people are telling them when they don't have the education or context to get it right.


4) they became so brazenly leftist that I decided to deny them my money.  They may always be rich, but they will be so without my contribution.


Since then, the media has only deteriorated.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 10:58 PM (ufJKx)

1139 1181 >>>Oh, yeah, NOW you tell us.....1152 comments later.

That fit the Websters Dictionary def of a whine.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2012 02:53 AM (Iyg03)



And here I was thinking it was a better fit for a "snark". As in, "something odd happened, and we've been playing with it like a murder mystery, and someone who knows what's going on shows up a thousand comments later and says it ain't that.....but doesn't say what it is. Gee, that's helpful."

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 10:58 PM (kaalw)

1140 See?  Whine.  I'll make sure the waiters deliver your breakfast in bed on time.

But, if you want, it does sound snarky too.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2012 11:01 PM (Iyg03)

1141
Since then, the media has only deteriorated.

Posted by: jc at April 06, 2012 02:58 AM (ufJKx)


Whatever do you mean?

Posted by: Clinton News Network reporting about a massacre of sweet, innocent minorities by angry evil pale fac at April 05, 2012 11:04 PM (F79HU)

1142 So what's the snarkage fee for whine in this restaurant?

Posted by: sistrum at April 05, 2012 11:06 PM (AyryN)

1143 I just hope that all is well in Coblogger-land, and that all of them continue to bless us with their presence......even if just to drop cryptic denials about peculiar incidents after hundreds of speculative comments. We love our Cob-logs, and root for them with the fervor of sports fans.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 11:07 PM (kaalw)

1144 1188
Since then, the media has only deteriorated.


Posted by: jc at April 06, 2012 02:58 AM (ufJKx)

Whatever do you mean?

Posted by: Clinton News Network reporting about a massacre of sweet, innocent minorities by angry evil pale fac at April 06, 2012 03:04 AM (F79HU)


=====


Heh.  I guess I mean they are all fuckfaces, too.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 11:07 PM (ufJKx)

1145 I'm going to bed.  Make sure to welcome Truman back when he returns.  He just feels a little shut down right now.

Hell, I've had posts popped myself.  It's part of life, a part of the learning process.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2012 11:07 PM (Iyg03)

1146 Good night, RD.  Sleep well.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 11:08 PM (F79HU)

1147 All is fine in coblogger land.  We'll try to address Whiny McWhinemaster first thing next time.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2012 11:09 PM (Iyg03)

1148 1187 See? Whine. I'll make sure the waiters deliver your breakfast in bed on time.

But, if you want, it does sound snarky too.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2012 03:01 AM (Iyg03)



And, BTW, thanks for coming by with some info. We do worry about people here.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 11:10 PM (kaalw)

1149 I appreciate that cthulhu.  We do too.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2012 11:12 PM (Iyg03)

1150 Another huge problem with media is the 'government worship' thing.


It came about in several ways - 1) the whole 60 Minutes ambush shit where they convinced themselves that all private businesses are evil.  2) government always pays someone to print pamphlets and hang around and be a spokesperson -- so they give lazy journalists an easy way to make their deadlines without actually doing their job.  3) cuz of the 1st amendment, the media doesn't actually know what the government is like.  If the rest of us had an amendment that said the parts of government that are corrupt or incompetent had to leave us alone we would probably have a different opinion, too.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 11:13 PM (ufJKx)

1151 We love our Cob-logs, and root for them with the fervor of sports fans.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 06, 2012 03:07 AM (kaalw)


I don't have a fervor for sports.  Does this make me a RINO?

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 11:13 PM (F79HU)

1152 Yay! rdbrewer! Rah, rah, rah!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 11:14 PM (kaalw)

1153 I don't have a fervor for sports. Does this make me a RINO?

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2012 03:13 AM (F79HU)



Hate fuckin' sports myself.....I was just grasping for a simile.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 11:15 PM (kaalw)

1154 fuckin' sports are actually the best ones.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 11:17 PM (ufJKx)

1155 Hate fuckin' sports myself.....I was just grasping for a simile.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 06, 2012 03:15 AM (kaalw)


*Cough*


RINO. :p

Posted by: Spoketh Robert the Libertarian at April 05, 2012 11:20 PM (F79HU)

1156 Oh, and fuck the corporate media.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 11:21 PM (ufJKx)

1157 I need my chicken choked too.  http://tinyurl.com/c23rldc

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2012 11:21 PM (Iyg03)

1158 fuckin' sports are actually the best ones.

Posted by: jc at April 06, 2012 03:17 AM (ufJKx)


Put me in the game, coach!

Posted by: Robert, still gets picked last it seems at April 05, 2012 11:23 PM (F79HU)

1159 1201 fuckin' sports are actually the best ones.

Remind me again, what was the betting pool re: SoS & Hummingbird? Considering the plural was used tonight in reference to "get to bed".

Posted by: sistrum at April 05, 2012 11:23 PM (AyryN)

1160 Oh, and fuck the corporate media.

Posted by: jc at April 06, 2012 03:21 AM (ufJKx)


#OccupyKatieCouric

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 11:24 PM (F79HU)

1161 I need my chicken choked too. http://tinyurl.com/c23rldc

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2012 03:21 AM (Iyg03)


Erm...sorry, RD, but I can't help you there.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 11:25 PM (F79HU)

1162 1207 Oh, and fuck the corporate media.


Posted by: jc at April 06, 2012 03:21 AM (ufJKx)

#OccupyKatieCouric

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2012 03:24 AM (F79HU)


====


I am not into watersports but I would piss on her.  Unless she was on fire.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 11:26 PM (ufJKx)

1163 Does anyone else smell gas?

Posted by: Katie Couric at April 05, 2012 11:28 PM (F79HU)

1164 I wouldn't even if she was on fire

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 11:31 PM (7F9i5)

1165 1210 Does anyone else smell gas?

Posted by: Katie Couric at April 06, 2012 03:28 AM (F79HU)


===


yeah you stupid bitch.  lay off the damn burritos fercryssake.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 11:33 PM (ufJKx)

1166 The old saying: "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire."

Corollary:  "I would piss on you pretty much any other time."

We have to get our pissing down right.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2012 11:34 PM (Iyg03)

1167 Hey, the comment spam seems to have taken a vacation. Kudos to the blog maintenance people.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at April 05, 2012 11:34 PM (TsNVA)

1168 Yes, rdb, we are all winners now. Thank you for reminding us on the ONT.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at April 05, 2012 11:35 PM (7UDrY)

1169 Does anyone else smell gas?  Posted by: Katie Couric

Oats will do that to you.  Stay out of the feed sacks.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2012 11:36 PM (Iyg03)

1170 Daddy is drinking more often. You proles are so mean to him! Gotta go- taxpayer paid vacation calls! C'ya serfs!

Posted by: Malia in DC at April 05, 2012 11:36 PM (c3mby)

1171 Seriously, though -- we've got a great group of people doing coblogging -- and, make no mistake, they're people. Individuals. Personalities.



As such, you can poke at 'em a bit, 'cause they all have quirks. Gabe has a nice legal mind, does a good eye-opener post in the am, and is an all-around good guy.....but starts with the heavy panting whenever gay marriage is mentioned. CAC brings the info sixteen ways from Sunday.....but is such a data wonk that he regularly blows the page margins. Even Ace has his double-posts and interminable film reviews. The whole crew is a bunch of flawed human beings with odd touches of genius.....and somehow it melds together in a way greater than the sum of its parts.



I hope TN is back soon. Rdbrewer has a great eye for headline links and does nice posts. DrewM and DiT bring regional [read: "not NYC"] perspectives. Vic wakes us up. Maet does a lot of work with his ONTs, and LauraW has a nice hump. We'd all be poorer without ALL of the cobs. I hope they know how much we appreciate them even while we give them grief.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 11:38 PM (kaalw)

1172
yeah you stupid bitch. lay off the damn burritos fercryssake.

Posted by: jc at April 06, 2012 03:33 AM (ufJKx)


Yo kee er oh Taco Bell?

Posted by: Katie Couric at April 05, 2012 11:38 PM (F79HU)

1173 Someone needs pishing on?

Posted by: beekavoo at April 05, 2012 11:38 PM (sqVOl)

1174 I love you guys.  Except Joan.  But I love everybody else.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2012 11:40 PM (Iyg03)

1175 1218. Interesting.

Posted by: beekavoo at April 05, 2012 11:40 PM (sqVOl)

1176 1220 Someone needs pishing on?

Posted by: beekavoo at April 06, 2012 03:38 AM (sqVOl)


====


we haz to drown out the perky.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 11:41 PM (ufJKx)

1177 Here's the dirty little secret:  I write all of Ace's best posts.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2012 11:42 PM (Iyg03)

1178 .but starts with the heavy panting whenever gay marriage is mentioned.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 06, 2012 03:38 AM (kaalw)


I do?


http://tinyurl.com/cq8685


Oh yes, I do.

Posted by: Robert, panting heavily at April 05, 2012 11:42 PM (F79HU)

1179 1206 1201
fuckin' sports are actually the best ones.

Remind me again, what was the betting pool re: SoS Hummingbird? Considering the plural was used tonight in reference to "get to bed".

Posted by: sistrum at April 06, 2012 03:23 AM (AyryN)



It was third base by Tuesday.....but that was quite a bit ago and it seems like things have gone quite a bit further in the pairing-up process. And, somehow, I doubt they'll want to analyze the past play-by-play to the extent necessary to settle wagers.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 11:42 PM (kaalw)

1180 I love you guys. Except Joan. But I love everybody else.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2012 03:40 AM (Iyg03)


I never actually talked to Joan but I recall her posting some rather terrifying pics of...herself?  Some other chicks?


All I know is I was terrified.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 11:44 PM (F79HU)

1181 Veeka!

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 11:44 PM (F79HU)

1182 Okay but only for you, jc.

Posted by: beekavoo at April 05, 2012 11:45 PM (sqVOl)

1183 Here's the dirty little secret: I write all of Ace's best posts.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2012 03:42 AM (Iyg03)


Captain America review.  Now!

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 11:45 PM (F79HU)

1184 She claimed to be a tranny, but she talked all about her kids and everything.  So I think it was that kind of punking that turns out to be not very fun.

I mean, the object of a punking should be a shitload of laughter at some point.  Not a shitload of wtf?

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 05, 2012 11:47 PM (Iyg03)

1185 ROBERTO! Anyone else suddenly hungry for a burrito?

Posted by: beekavoo at April 05, 2012 11:48 PM (sqVOl)

1186 1200+ posts? I thought we all agreed to just say No to methamphetamines ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2012 11:49 PM (UK787)

1187 I had fried chicken tonight but my nieces ate all the dinner rolls.  A burrito sounds *lovely*.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 11:51 PM (F79HU)

1188

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2012 03:47 AM (Iyg03)


Man I wish I were so lucky.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at April 05, 2012 11:52 PM (F79HU)

1189 Holy shit, my new hash corresponds to British Airways Boeing Dreamliners. Quick, how do I get Don Draper to cash me in on the big bucks?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2012 11:52 PM (UK787)

1190 1233 1200+ posts? I thought we all agreed to just say No to methamphetamines ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 06, 2012 03:49 AM (UK787)



I don't know about you guys, but I'm shambling off to my lair -- the better to spread nightmares in dreamers' slumbers.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 11:52 PM (kaalw)

1191 Night CT.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 11:54 PM (ufJKx)

Posted by: hftvj at April 05, 2012 11:58 PM (rdgQ6)

1193 Wouldn't be an ONT without spam

Posted by: Zakn at April 06, 2012 12:01 AM (7F9i5)

1194 Good night, Cooth

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2012 12:03 AM (F79HU)

1195 Tell the nieces those carbs are rippling and dimpling their asses. They'll never forget you and you'll get all the good food.

Posted by: beekavoo at April 06, 2012 12:03 AM (sqVOl)

1196 ZAKN!

Posted by: beekavoo at April 06, 2012 12:04 AM (sqVOl)

1197 Captain America review. Now!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/317730.php


Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2012 12:05 AM (Iyg03)

1198 I should probably get going as well.  Tomorrow's another day of being treated like an asshole by visiting family and I need a good night's sleep lest I fly into a murderous rage and wind up on the five o'clock news.

Good night, JC, Zakn, RD, and BEAN!

Good morning, Vic.

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2012 12:05 AM (F79HU)

1199 Whats crackin veeka?

Posted by: Zakn at April 06, 2012 12:06 AM (7F9i5)

1200 Night Roberto

Posted by: Zakn at April 06, 2012 12:07 AM (7F9i5)

1201 and you'll get all the good food.

Posted by: beekavoo at April 06, 2012 04:03 AM (sqVOl)


HA!


HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!


Good night, Vika!

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2012 12:08 AM (F79HU)

1202 No matter how much I stare at my work it never does itself.

Posted by: jc at April 06, 2012 12:11 AM (ufJKx)

1203 I just had a discussion with my son today on whines vs complaints.
 
whine: The water's too cold in the pool.
complaint: Some sumbitch decided to store his entire ice cube collection in this fucking pool.
 
whine: You really should use the ashtray.
complaint: Alright....who the fuck's been putting out their Kools on my floor?

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 06, 2012 12:11 AM (ccXZP)

1204 12331200+ posts? I thought we all agreed to just say No to methamphetamines ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 06, 2012 03:49 AM (UK787)

---------

 

Tell me about it. I'm having a hell of a time printing  and   alphabetizing each of these posts and making a nightly booklet. And there's a helicopter following me everywhere!

Posted by: Jimmah at April 06, 2012 12:13 AM (UpwlP)

1205 Skulls mostly, zakn. What are you up to tonight? Night, Roberto! Sweet dreams.

Posted by: beekavoo at April 06, 2012 12:13 AM (sqVOl)

1206 1249. Tell me about! My hands are killng me and I keep waiting for the elves to show up and take over. Where the hell are they?

Posted by: beekavoo at April 06, 2012 12:17 AM (sqVOl)

1207

Had fun yesterday scewering the democrat party on my gay lib friends FB page. By the time I was done I had listed 200 years of democrats racism & lynchings up to and including Zimmerman.

The dems charging anyone with racism is like Hitler accusing everyone else of anti-semitism.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 06, 2012 12:18 AM (UpwlP)

1208 I'm stuck at work for a few more hours. Then weekend bliss!

Posted by: Zakn at April 06, 2012 12:22 AM (7F9i5)

1209 More Skulls for the Skull throne is always in the cards

Posted by: Zakn at April 06, 2012 12:23 AM (7F9i5)

1210 1253 1249. Tell me about! My hands are killng me and I keep waiting for the elves to show up and take over. Where the hell are they?

Posted by: beekavoo at April 06, 2012 04:17 AM (sqVOl)


====


A shitload of them are working in and cleaning up Norm Abrahm's shop.  Lucky bastidge.

Posted by: jc at April 06, 2012 12:29 AM (ufJKx)

1211 Roses are red,
& Sometimes they're pink,
This thread has had everything,
including the kitchen sink,

Burma Shave ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 06, 2012 12:39 AM (crQEo)

1212 That's cool. I thought Norm had OCD. I'm only gonna wait another hour and then I'm calling Santa. You hear me!?! Santa!

Posted by: beekavoo at April 06, 2012 12:39 AM (sqVOl)

1213

Bill O'Rielly, anti-libertarian has announced that teen use of drugs and alcohol are OUT OF CONTROL. "We" have to do something about it!!

Fucking christ.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 06, 2012 12:41 AM (UpwlP)

1214 What if Norm has shop elves and OCD?  That could explain a lot.

Posted by: jc at April 06, 2012 12:45 AM (ufJKx)

1215 1260
Bill O'Rielly, anti-libertarian has announced that teen use of drugs and alcohol are OUT OF CONTROL. "We" have to do something about it!!
Fucking christ.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 06, 2012 04:41 AM (UpwlP)


=======


Does anybody still pay attention to that twit?  Why?

Posted by: jc at April 06, 2012 12:47 AM (ufJKx)

1216 I took those surveys as a teen. Pretended to be worse than I was for sport. Let's use the Mr Hand philosophy: everyone's high. Not that it matters because everyone is an idiot with or without the high.

Posted by: beekavoo at April 06, 2012 12:51 AM (sqVOl)

1217 TGIF ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 06, 2012 01:27 AM (crQEo)

1218 Gonna miss you ONT. You lived with Passion and beyond all expectations. You will be missed.

Posted by: Zakn at April 06, 2012 01:27 AM (7F9i5)

1219 Mornin Vic. I hope you and the Bride are well.

Posted by: Zakn at April 06, 2012 01:45 AM (7F9i5)

1220 Good Morning ONT Morons. LOL, when was the last time anyone actually saw a TV test pattern on TV?  I think the last one I saw was in the early 60s.  Nobody signs off anymore so there is no test pattern.

Posted by: Vic at April 06, 2012 01:47 AM (YdQQY)

1221 "1233 1200+ posts? I thought we all agreed to just say No to methamphetamines"

it was the "Bring Back Truman Twitter Thingy" that did it...

"BBTTT" for those of thus that were there.

%-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 06, 2012 01:53 AM (8MasJ)

1222 I wish there was a way to code flaming skulls into good ol' minxy. #occupyminx.ccwithflamingskulls

Posted by: New Comments Thingy at April 06, 2012 02:17 AM (Vg4Vv)

1223 Posted by: Zakn at April 06, 2012 05:45 AM (7F9i5)
----------------------


Doing good

Posted by: Vic at April 06, 2012 02:20 AM (YdQQY)

1224 Well, I guess everyone has bailed.

Posted by: Vic at April 06, 2012 02:37 AM (YdQQY)

1225 Shift Change

Posted by: Zakn at April 06, 2012 02:42 AM (7F9i5)

1226 Yeah, but you only get 15 min for shift turnover and relieve the watch.

Posted by: Vic at April 06, 2012 02:48 AM (YdQQY)

1227 Looks like Gabe is going to be late this morning.

Posted by: Vic at April 06, 2012 03:07 AM (YdQQY)

1228

Looks like a little drudge publicity has the police dept in Minnesota deciding they better give the lady the found money back.

http://scoamf.us/sD

Posted by: Jimmah at April 06, 2012 03:08 AM (UpwlP)

1229 I'm baaaaaack.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 06, 2012 03:10 AM (O3R/2)

1230 Charlie Manson is up for parole.

You know that California has truly been flushed if they ever let him out of prison.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 06, 2012 03:23 AM (O3R/2)

1231 Looks like today, being a holiday, will be a week-end day.

Posted by: Vic at April 06, 2012 03:24 AM (YdQQY)

1232 You know that California has truly been flushed if they ever let him out of prison.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 06, 2012 07:23 AM (O3R/2)

-----------------------------



If they let him out, unless he leaves the State he will not live a week.

Posted by: Vic at April 06, 2012 03:25 AM (YdQQY)

1233 Holiday?  Oh yeah.  For gubmint workers.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 06, 2012 03:25 AM (O3R/2)

1234 Well, most big firms follow the government for holidays as well.

Posted by: Vic at April 06, 2012 03:26 AM (YdQQY)

1235 Anyway, what I meant was that the posting would be like a week-end.  we will have to depend on Any to give us a morning thread.

Posted by: Vic at April 06, 2012 03:28 AM (YdQQY)

1236 Andy

Posted by: Vic at April 06, 2012 03:28 AM (YdQQY)

1237 That's why there was such a lively ONT.  It was a virtual Friday night.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 06, 2012 03:29 AM (O3R/2)

1238 If they let him out, unless he leaves the State he will not live a week.

Posted by: Vic at April 06, 2012 07:25 AM (YdQQY)



You forget this is California!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 06, 2012 03:30 AM (i3+c5)

1239 Everyone is sleeping in. 

Posted by: Jimbo at April 06, 2012 03:30 AM (O3R/2)

1240 The sign of off graphic is appropriat for waiting on the morning update.

Posted by: scif at April 06, 2012 03:30 AM (TqLxU)

1241 You forget this is California!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 06, 2012 07:30 AM (i3+c5)


Too true. Their idiot Governor will probably appoint him to some prison-related position.

Posted by: Josef K. at April 06, 2012 03:32 AM (7+pP9)

1242 I have never heard or read of anything indicating that Charlie repented.  Parole boards really don't like that lack of remorse thing.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 06, 2012 03:33 AM (O3R/2)

1243 You forget this is California!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 06, 2012 07:30 AM (i3+c5)

---------------------------


When I lived there back in the 70s I had it from people who would know that if he was ever released he would be put down like the rabid dog he is.


The only reason he is still alive is a temporary POS ruling from the Supreme Court that halted the death penalty and ultimately caused all the death sentences to be commuted to life.

Posted by: Vic at April 06, 2012 03:33 AM (YdQQY)

1244 News up

Posted by: Vic at April 06, 2012 03:40 AM (YdQQY)

1245 Longbows, period.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 06, 2012 06:06 AM (Aaxiu)

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