May 30, 2012
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Elizabeth Warren has more Cherokee ancestors than this thread has content.
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Posted by: huerfano at May 30, 2012 07:23 AM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 30, 2012 07:23 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 30, 2012 11:22 AM
No, but you can win one with a three dollar donation.
Posted by: Barry Obama at May 30, 2012 07:24 AM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 30, 2012 07:24 AM (Go/E/)
Posted by: old glazier at May 30, 2012 07:24 AM (KcINh)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 30, 2012 07:25 AM (nUY/O)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 30, 2012 11:24 AM
It's preserved in the comments. You're welcome.
Posted by: Barry Obama at May 30, 2012 07:25 AM (bAGA/)
And she looks like a frump. And is without honor.
Posted by: Lt. Whorf, Fashion Critic at May 30, 2012 07:26 AM (RD7QR)
And she looks like a frump. And is without honor.
Posted by: Lt. Whorf, Fashion Critic at May 30, 2012 11:26 AM (RD7QR)
Give her a break, she probably has an itchy wigwam
Posted by: The Jackhole at May 30, 2012 07:27 AM (nTgAI)
But thanks to women like her, I'm a household name!
Posted by: Ann Taylor at May 30, 2012 07:27 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Lt. Whorf, Fashion Critic at May 30, 2012 11:26 AM (RD7QR)
Give her a break, she probably has an itchy wigwam
Posted by: The Jackhole at May 30, 2012 11:27 AM (nTgAI)
Totem poles have splinters
Posted by: The Jackhole at May 30, 2012 07:28 AM (nTgAI)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 30, 2012 07:29 AM (KCvsd)
For the same reason Abbott needed Costello
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 07:30 AM (sbV1u)
It's like a seed crystal or catalyst around which the comments can grow or react.
Otherwise you just get stupid jokes about capitalization mistakes.
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 30, 2012 07:30 AM (Go/E/)
This thread has less content than a Polish death camp.
Posted by: Roy at May 30, 2012 07:30 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Prez Golfington McInsult at May 30, 2012 07:30 AM (Usk3+)
Posted by: nickless at May 30, 2012 07:31 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 30, 2012 07:31 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Pragmatic at May 30, 2012 07:31 AM (lTnzg)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 30, 2012 11:29 AM (KCvsd)
Gives the cobloggers an excuse not to work? I mean, that's why I comment.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 30, 2012 07:31 AM (RD7QR)
Well, okay, not "always" because sometimes even I run out of ideas, but there is content there today.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 30, 2012 07:32 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at May 30, 2012 07:33 AM (UU0OF)
Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2012 07:33 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2012 07:34 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2012 07:34 AM (MCDCp)
"E3 is in 5 days. Anyone hyped?"
Methinks ace needs to go. He seems to be in the doldrums lately.
Posted by: HH at May 30, 2012 07:34 AM (v+ExF)
a little help for my Facebook page, where I discuss the death camps :
przepraszam za tego g³upiego os³a or przepraszam za tego g³upiego dupa since Grandma passed, my Polish skills have devolved to google translatePosted by: Cu'Chulainn at May 30, 2012 07:34 AM (lOnIe)
Posted by: thunderb at May 30, 2012 07:36 AM (Dnbau)
It's invite only, or maybe Ace can talk his way in with faked press credentials.
Posted by: EC at May 30, 2012 07:36 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: JDTAY at May 30, 2012 07:38 AM (sFP59)
While I do enjoy Facebook still, the daily barrage of lefty propaganda has gone from comical to tiring. Today I had my brother try to sell a Ted Rall "cartoon" as pointed, intelligent political commentary.
Lefties are wrong, sometimes dangerously so, but they are relentless. I don't know how I'm going to make it until November.
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at May 30, 2012 07:39 AM (YmPwQ)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 30, 2012 07:39 AM (e8kgV)
Of course he also managed to keep himself off camera, and allowed the two other candidates to destroy each other for several months, such that he became popular enough in comparison to the other two candidates to win. I don't think Barry could go without the MFM fellatiating his ego and keep his face off camera for more than a day.
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 30, 2012 07:39 AM (KCvsd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2012 07:39 AM (MCDCp)
Posted by: meekrob at May 30, 2012 07:40 AM (x2CNJ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 30, 2012 07:40 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Clemenza at May 30, 2012 07:40 AM (fCSfn)
Posted by: mama winger at May 30, 2012 07:40 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: JDTAY at May 30, 2012 07:40 AM (sFP59)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2012 07:41 AM (MCDCp)
Posted by: WH Choom Gang at May 30, 2012 07:41 AM (c3mby)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 30, 2012 07:41 AM (nUY/O)
I left home at 18 and moved across the country. This generation needs to grow up and grow a pair. Life's tough and it won't get an easier.
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 07:42 AM (iYbLN)
*bounces dodgeball off your head*
O'Doyle rules!!!
*raises fists to the air*
Posted by: O'Doyle at May 30, 2012 07:42 AM (1CMNh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2012 07:42 AM (MCDCp)
Posted by: And Irresolute at May 30, 2012 07:42 AM (RC3M9)
*****
Heck, he should have given the PMOF to Bob Marley.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 30, 2012 07:43 AM (piMMO)
Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.
Posted by: Sgt. Stryker at May 30, 2012 07:43 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 30, 2012 07:45 AM (KCvsd)
Now that we know the significance of Skittles and Arizona Watermelon Fruit Juice Cocktail, MSNBC's "Lean Forward" slogan takes on a whole new meaning.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 30, 2012 07:45 AM (v+QvA)
Posted by: meekrob at May 30, 2012 07:45 AM (x2CNJ)
O'Doyle rules!!!
*raises fists to the air*
Posted by: O'Doyle at May 30, 2012 11:42 AM (1CMNh)
I'm gonna make you my bitch.
Posted by: Patches O'Houlihan at May 30, 2012 07:46 AM (v+QvA)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at May 30, 2012 07:46 AM (niW49)
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 30, 2012 07:47 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Brian at May 30, 2012 07:47 AM (UnMRd)
Posted by: Moochelle Obama's boob belt at May 30, 2012 07:48 AM (v+QvA)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at May 30, 2012 07:48 AM (pVvkk)
Posted by: JDTAY at May 30, 2012 07:48 AM (sFP59)
and a meme is born
Posted by: John at May 30, 2012 11:47 AM (P7/ZX)
Coconuts? In Amercia? Coconuts are tropical; this is a temperate zone!
Posted by: Castle Guard #1 at May 30, 2012 07:49 AM (v+QvA)
Posted by: Y-not despises the SCOAMF at May 30, 2012 07:49 AM (5H6zj)
I have to say, the "lean" topic of last night's ONT has me intrigued.
When will that theory grow legs?
Posted by: reason at May 30, 2012 07:49 AM (q/kmn)
why when i was younger we had content that was 7 pages long. And lots of boobehs too.
No blank pages nossirree bob they was filled. Filled i say with news and weird pictures and kittehs and cute little puppehs.
What's this new media coming to? Huh.
Oh and after you leave the content on the door?
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 30, 2012 07:50 AM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Y-not despises the SCOAMF at May 30, 2012 07:50 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Y-not despises the SCOAMF at May 30, 2012 11:49 AM (5H6zj)
It's the silly season. No real progress on the races until mid-August. But at least training camp will be open and we can focus on football and choomin'.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 30, 2012 07:50 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: reason at May 30, 2012 11:49 AM (q/kmn)
That could take millions, even billions, of years.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 30, 2012 07:51 AM (v+QvA)
I was reading about that stuff last night. WTF? Lean? Watermelon Arizona Tea, Skittles, Cough Syrup? That has projectile vomiting written all over it.
What ever happened to drinking beer till you passed out?
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 07:51 AM (iYbLN)
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If it ever does, it won't be until after Zimmerman is convicted.
Posted by: J. Fogerty at May 30, 2012 07:51 AM (x2CNJ)
Posted by: Y-not despises the SCOAMF at May 30, 2012 07:52 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 11:51 AM (iYbLN)
Mind you, it has to be really BAD beer. Mill's Best-quality beer. Or worse.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 30, 2012 07:52 AM (RD7QR)
Right after all the 'journalists' in the US miraculously develop conscience and ethics.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica City DMV at May 30, 2012 07:52 AM (GBXon)
“When Mitt Romney says, ‘Planned Parenthood, we’re going to get rid of that,’” the ad says, “Romney is saying he’ll deny women the birth control and cancer screenings they depend on.”
That statement can be misleading. Mr. Romney was answering a question about what federal funding he would target for elimination or reductions if he is elected. His campaign has said he wants to end federal funding of Planned Parenthood, not the organization itself.
This is amazing in that Planned Parenthood is admitting something that they claimed not to be true until now ... that "Planned Parenthood" is synonymous with "abortion"
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 30, 2012 07:53 AM (e8kgV)
Yes, all Government Mandates are bad. The "problem" in the Internet market is the lack of competition. And that lack of competition is created by Government.
You can only have one Cable company in a given delivery region, for example. I'm pretty sure the same is true for Fiber service (I know that ATandT and Verizon don't compete for areas, I'm not sure that they can't). Launching satellites is expensive.
If you got rid of that, and, indeed, moved the other way by encouraging competition in some way, you'd find the issue "fixed" fairly quickly.
The other issue, though, is that most people are satisfied with the status quo. It isn't necessary for most people to have high-speed internet, but most people (who have internet service at all) have it anyway.
We're not competing with other countries to see who has the "best" internet service- or, at least, we shouldn't be.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 30, 2012 07:53 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: reason at May 30, 2012 07:54 AM (q/kmn)
Posted by: Y-not despises the SCOAMF at May 30, 2012 07:54 AM (5H6zj)
"When will that theory grow legs?"
Don't know 'bout no theory, but my legs is walking over to the pharmacy for "supplies" now that my white arse knows the recipe. Sounds yummy and hell, work will be a lot more interesting if I get my Robo on.
Posted by: Jaws at May 30, 2012 07:54 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 11:51 AM (iYbLN)
Mind you, it has to be really BAD beer. Mill's Best-quality beer. Or worse.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy
Oh yeas! I could drink a case of Miller Pony bottles. Those were the days....
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 07:54 AM (iYbLN)
What ever happened to drinking beer till you passed out?
So help me, if I start to have to show id to buy freaking tea I will do. Something. Something epic. Possibly involving a flamethrower and mutated manatees.
Posted by: alexthechick at May 30, 2012 07:54 AM (VtjlW)
federal funding of Planned Parenthood, not the organization itself.
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Since when has a little thing like truth stood in the way of leftists? Remember with W when "no federal funding for fetal stem cell research" became "a BAN on ALL steam cell research?"
Posted by: meekrob at May 30, 2012 07:55 AM (x2CNJ)
This is the highest civilian honor this country can bestow, which is ironic, because nobody sets out to win it. No one ever picks up a guitar, or fights a disease, or starts a movement, thinking, “You know what, if I keep this up, in 2012, I could get a medal in the White House from a guy named Barack Obama.” (Laughter.) That wasn’t in the plan.
But thatÂ’s exactly what makes this award so special.[End quote.]
WTF? I know we call him a narcissist a lot, but when is everyone else going to start noticing how obvious his narcissism and need to inject himself into everything is?
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at May 30, 2012 07:56 AM (UCR1O)
Yes yes, I know. The theory will never grow legs. But a boy can dream, can't he?
A boy and his dreams...
Posted by: reason at May 30, 2012 07:56 AM (q/kmn)
Not bad. Not great. Good and cheap.
Posted by: Judge Smails at May 30, 2012 07:56 AM (O3R/2)
Posted by: nickless at May 30, 2012 07:58 AM (MMC8r)
"So help me, if I start to have to show id to buy freaking tea I will do. Something. Something epic. Possibly involving a flamethrower and mutated manatees. "
I'm scared.
Seriously.
You make me double-count the items in my shopping cart now before I get into the Express Lane.
Posted by: reason at May 30, 2012 07:58 AM (q/kmn)
Posted by: moki at May 30, 2012 07:58 AM (dZmFh)
Posted by: John at May 30, 2012 07:58 AM (P7/ZX)
It's only a pathology if your supporters notice it.
Which they are starting to do....
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 07:58 AM (sbV1u)
So help me, if I start to have to show id to buy freaking tea I will do. Something. Something epic. Possibly involving a flamethrower and mutated manatees. Posted by: alexthechick
You wish to sacrifice manatees? Anything for you my Queen of Alextopia.
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 07:58 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Jaws at May 30, 2012 07:59 AM (4I3Uo)
I've said that since Day One.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 07:59 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at May 30, 2012 07:59 AM (x2CNJ)
"WTF? I know we call him a narcissist a lot, but when is everyone else going to start noticing how obvious his narcissism and need to inject himself into everything is?"
You should see what he does with the Thanksgiving turkey... Inject himself into everything, indeed.
Posted by: M'Cel Obama, pushing vegetarianism for a REASON at May 30, 2012 08:00 AM (q/kmn)
http://bit.ly/LC2JWn
Apparently, Gov. McDonnell just loves him some domestic drones.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 30, 2012 08:01 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: alexthechick at May 30, 2012 11:54 AM (VtjlW)
Okay, I just had a vision of fierce flying manatees with frickin' lasers on their backs shooting flames from their eyes, and it was awesome. Thanks for that.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 30, 2012 08:02 AM (RD7QR)
We call it "hot beef injection" for a reason, grrrrrlfriend!
Posted by: Reggie Love at May 30, 2012 08:02 AM (sbV1u)
You know there was a touch of formaldehyde in that, right?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 08:03 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 30, 2012 08:03 AM (nUY/O)
It used to be a lot more fun when the enormous herds still roamed the Oklahoma plains. Oh and I was the first to nurse during the great crab roundups.
Posted by: Lizze Warren at May 30, 2012 08:03 AM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: nickless at May 30, 2012 12:03 PM (MMC8r)
They'll have to keep it behind the counter, check your ID, and maintain a registry of everyone who buys it, like they do with Sudafed.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 30, 2012 08:04 AM (v+QvA)
You know there was a touch of formaldehyde in that, right?
Posted by: Sean Bannion
Piffle. You know I grew up at the funeral home. Formaldehyde is my middle name.
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 08:04 AM (iYbLN)
"So help me, if I start to have to show id to buy freaking tea I will do. Something. Something epic."
Showing ID is racist. They would never let something that Trayvon loved so dearly be sullied in such a way.
Posted by: reason at May 30, 2012 08:05 AM (q/kmn)
You wish to sacrifice manatees? Anything for you my Queen of Alextopia<<<<
Way ahead of you. I've commissioned a matching thigh-high boots and bustier of Corinthian manatee leather for the wife.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 30, 2012 08:05 AM (CmheR)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 30, 2012 08:05 AM (nUY/O)
Posted by: Greg at May 30, 2012 08:06 AM (j+Xk7)
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 08:06 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Judge Smails at May 30, 2012 11:56 AM (O3R/2)
Sometimes I find myself turning into a beer snob (hophead), but then I remember there are a lot of decent beers that really hit the spot on a hot day when you've been outside doing work and just want a cold one when you're done...
Posted by: HH at May 30, 2012 08:06 AM (v+ExF)
I did not forget.
I'm also not into necrophilia.
Jus' sayin'
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 08:07 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: nickless at May 30, 2012 08:07 AM (MMC8r)
"Michael Tomasky: This is the first time Obama has embarrassed me as President. "
Welcome to being labeled raaaaacist, Mike. Time to move to MD and get a Peace Order instilled against the world.
Posted by: Jon Lovitz at May 30, 2012 08:08 AM (q/kmn)
http://tinyurl.com/87qumj6
A No Confidence Vote For Obamanomics (investors.com)
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 30, 2012 08:08 AM (vhwRj)
Obama began his administration breaking the US missile defense treaty with Poland.
Tuesday, May 29, Obama foolishly smears the Polish nation for having been attacked and occupied by NAZI German Military and SS, thence hosting the German atrocities of wartime ghettos and death camps.
Meanwhile, Poland holds off against the invading Monsanto genetically altered warfare of crops and markets. "Poland beekeepers kick Monsanto out of the hive, successfully ban bee-killing GM corn," by Ethan A. Huff, staff writer, Natural News, Tuesday, May 29, 2012.
No missile defense, just bees?
Posted by: Bunny Entitlement at May 30, 2012 08:08 AM (lpWVn)
For that you need half hefe-weizen, half lemonade.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 30, 2012 08:08 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: nickless at May 30, 2012 12:07 PM (MMC8r)
When he comes out with his own brand of cough medicine, that's when we should start worrying.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 30, 2012 08:08 AM (DrWcr)
I'm also not into necrophilia.
Jus' sayin'
Posted by: Sean Bannion
You will pay for that smart ass comment Bannion....you will pay.
Bwahahahahaha
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 08:08 AM (iYbLN)
I'm also not into necrophilia.
Jus' sayin'
Posted by: Sean Bannion
You will pay for that smart ass comment Bannion....you will pay.
Bwahahahahaha
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 12:08 PM (iYbLN)
Careful Sean, she knows how to drain you of your precious bodily fluids. All of them.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 30, 2012 08:10 AM (DrWcr)
I don't remember anything about the other beer except that the logo was a skinny German guy wearing lederhosen who, it was said, would sneak off of the bottle at night while you were passed out and shit in your mouth.
Aahh, Old Frothingslosh Ale. Great for killing brain cells and degreasing engines.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 30, 2012 08:10 AM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 12:08 PM (iYbLN)
Careful Sean, she knows how to drain you of your precious bodily fluids. All of them. Posted by: Insomniac
Bonus: I am an evil ginger.....
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 08:10 AM (iYbLN)
Bwahahahahaha
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 12:08 PM (iYbLN)
The Mortician gets to everyone. . . eventually.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 30, 2012 08:10 AM (CP+yl)
I'm sooooooo hoping that will be true.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 08:11 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Greg at May 30, 2012 12:06 PM (j+Xk7)
"The poll — which will be released later today and was comissioned by the pro-labor Greater Wisconsin Committee’s political fund — also finds that independents are breaking towards Barrett, 49-44."
Sheesh, Gerg.
I'm disappointed you couldn't find one that had Barrett leading.
Zero points, and we are all the dumber for your contribution.
Posted by: jwb7605 at May 30, 2012 08:11 AM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at May 30, 2012 08:12 AM (0q2P7)
Not if you donate your body to a Medical School.
Posted by: Jimbo at May 30, 2012 08:12 AM (O3R/2)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 30, 2012 08:12 AM (CP+yl)
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 12:10 PM (iYbLN)
I just got tingly.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 30, 2012 08:12 AM (v+QvA)
Go vote? You don't need ID for that.
Posted by: Retread at May 30, 2012 08:12 AM (joSBv)
I'm sooooooo hoping that will be true.
Posted by: Sean Bannion
You won't know when it will happen....be on the lookout. Peek around corners....Bwahahahahaha
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 08:13 AM (iYbLN)
"For that you need half hefe-weizen, half lemonade."
A Corona with a good, hard squeeze of RealLemon is good enough for me.
Posted by: reason at May 30, 2012 08:13 AM (q/kmn)
Posted by: Bunny Entitlement at May 30, 2012 08:13 AM (lpWVn)
Posted by: Greg at May 30, 2012 08:14 AM (j+Xk7)
does it have to be watermelon tea? will any tea do? Because I have a big cleaning project on the agenda for the day and I could really do with some mother's little helper.
(/sarc obviously, I would never gin up fake drugs with candy, sugary beverages, and cough syrup)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 30, 2012 08:14 AM (RZ8pf)
Well in that case I guess I should always be freshly showered, have a chilled bottle of champagne in my hand and plenty of mood music on the iPhone.
You know, just to be ready.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 08:15 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 30, 2012 08:15 AM (CP+yl)
Meanwhile if you read news stories and columns, even on lefty outfits like Washington Post or Time, the comments trend heavily anti-Obama. As the stench of desperation gets stronger, the mocking laughter gets louder.
Finally, even the lefty reporters are starting to shift away from their full-on Obama fellating. Almost as if they can tell he's in a nosedive and want to salvage a little of their credibility before the smash.
I recall reading in William Shirer's book about the Third Reich, how Hitler's regime was like a weird waking nightmare for a lot of Germans. Everything was uncertain. Nothing was stable or reliable. According to Shirer, the arrival of tanks with a red or white star on the side caused a tremendous feeling of relief among a lot of Germans. I think a lot of Americans look at Mitt Romney and feel the same way, even liberals.
Posted by: Trimegistus at May 30, 2012 08:17 AM (lrvnD)
In fact it doesn't help with much at all. Unless your in the manic portion of your manic depressive cycle and want to flip sooner.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 30, 2012 08:17 AM (CP+yl)
You know, just to be ready.
Posted by: Sean Bannion
I prefer Bollinger, chilled.
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 08:17 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: nickless at May 30, 2012 08:18 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 30, 2012 08:18 AM (CP+yl)
Posted by: gweggie [/i] [/b] at May 30, 2012 08:19 AM (akXk+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 30, 2012 08:19 AM (CP+yl)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 30, 2012 08:20 AM (RZ8pf)
oh, and CNBC has replaced "Greek Woes" and "Greek Fears" with "Spanish Woes" and "Spanish Fears"
Posted by: soothsayer at May 30, 2012 08:21 AM (G/zuv)
Done.
Brut I assume.
Posted by: Sean Bannion
Nice choice. I am impressed.
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 08:21 AM (iYbLN)
Too late.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 30, 2012 08:21 AM (/kI1Q)
PGiS,
My mom's little helper was Valium. Knocked her cold.
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 08:22 AM (iYbLN)
freshly showered, have a chilled bottle of champagne in my hand and
plenty of mood music on the iPhone.
You know, just to be ready.
Posted by: Sean Bannion
I prefer Bollinger, chilled.
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 12:17 PM (iYbLN)
You two children need to read this link before continuing your amateurish ways:
http://tinyurl.com/7jp8vws
Posted by: jwb7605 at May 30, 2012 08:22 AM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: Greg Polling Works! at May 30, 2012 08:22 AM (q/kmn)
http://tinyurl.com/7jp8vws
Posted by: jwb7605
LOL
I hate wine but I do like a good bottle of champagne once and a while.
More of a hard liquor kinda gal.
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 08:24 AM (iYbLN)
Kids are different today, I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill, there's a little yellow pill<<< Valium
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day
And if you take more of those
you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way
through your busy dying day
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 30, 2012 08:24 AM (CP+yl)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 30, 2012 08:24 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica City DMV at May 30, 2012 08:25 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: alexthechick at May 30, 2012 08:26 AM (NY3kI)
This is NOT a political group, but instead, a group that demands Elizabeth Warren and others like her understand OUR history belongs to us and no one has the right to try to rewrite it or make up fictitious stories so they can fit in it or take advantage of it. Only those who meet the requirements under Cherokee law should claim to be Cherokee. We hope to help educate the public on what is and is not true about our history and also why the false claims like Elizabeth Warren is making are harmful to the Cherokee people.
Posted by: Cherokee Rage Boy at May 30, 2012 08:27 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 30, 2012 12:20 PM (RZ8pf)
That would be Bennie's (benzodrene) Uppers or Meth amphetamine.
Most uppers make you too scattered so you're BUSY but can't accomplish anything as your all hyped up.
Caffeine's good. Stick to that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 30, 2012 08:27 AM (CP+yl)
Posted by: alexthechick
So sorry my Queen (bows down) my mistake. May I inquire as to the manatees religious affiliation? Are they .....Jooish?
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 08:28 AM (iYbLN)
Love the linkage. Rule 5.2 is key:
"DonÂ’t pretend to know what you donÂ’t know. Being a wine snob does not mean being a blow-hard poser. PS to all blow-hard posersÂ…youÂ’re obvious. I know you think you are not, but you are."
When in grad school I worked in a wine shop. Boss taught me a lot, but he taught me that when faced with a pretend wine-snob, make sure you elevate your own snobbishness. Something like, "Well, that's a very amusing vintage, but certainly not worth drinking."
The use of the eye-roll is key.
They'll leave offended, and come back the next week to buy three times more wine than normal, just so they can raise their game and keep up.
The week after that they'll realize it's pointless, there is too much to know, and then they'll begin to seek your opinion. That's when you have a locked-in customer for life.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 08:28 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 08:29 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Greg at May 30, 2012 08:29 AM (j+Xk7)
There's your problem right there.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 08:30 AM (sbV1u)
All I know is that I know what I like. I don't care if it costs $9.99 or $999.99.
Just give me a straw. I'm quite the lady.
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 08:31 AM (iYbLN)
Is it alright if I breathe between now and then?
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at May 30, 2012 08:31 AM (UCR1O)
Whoa, whoa, whoa she's a lady.
Posted by: Sean Bannion channeling Tom Jones at May 30, 2012 08:31 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 30, 2012 08:32 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Jared Loughner at May 30, 2012 08:32 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 08:33 AM (iYbLN)
Awww.
Does he keep you up all night or does he just watch the tv?
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 08:33 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: nickless at May 30, 2012 08:34 AM (MMC8r)
think BZZZZZZZZ and also the color.
Valiums were yellow pill. bennies are white pill, seconal is red I think. It's been a long time so I may be wrong.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 30, 2012 08:35 AM (CP+yl)
Cool, then you keep the mood music handy, and I'll just worry about champagne.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 08:36 AM (sbV1u)
Thankfully he does not keep me up all night. He's somehow learned to do a bunch of laps around the inside of the house pretty close to when I go to sleep, which takes away the edge I guess. Then he just curls up on the bed and sighs heavily repeatedly.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 30, 2012 08:37 AM (RZ8pf)
Go get a room.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
My, my you are a Bitter Clinger!
I'm a ginger I can do what I want.
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 08:38 AM (iYbLN)
Destroying the economy, sinking oil prices... see, you should be thanking me.
Posted by: Pres. Oilbama at May 30, 2012 08:38 AM (1CMNh)
How we got over 200 comments into a thread before an Akbar reference I'll never know. Remember, there has to be a Seinfeld reference before comment 300 - it's in the AoSHQ style guide.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 08:39 AM (sbV1u)
"Hey, hey, break it up you two. Or go get a room."
With a live feed. The thread does need content, after all.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at May 30, 2012 08:40 AM (zF6Iw)
I miss my Goldies something awful. At eight o'clock every night they would stand up and stare at me. Time for bed. If I didn't make a move for the bedroom they would huff and puff. Yup, I'm a softie like that around dogs.
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 08:40 AM (iYbLN)
“I was the first nursing mother to take a bar exam in the state of New Jersey,” Warren told an audience at the Chicago Humanities Festival in 2011, in a video posted on the CHF website. When asked how Warren knows that, her campaign said: “Elizabeth was making a point about the very serious challenges she faced as a working mom — from taking an all-day bar exam when she was still breast-feeding, to finding work as a lawyer that would accommodate a mom with two small children.”
Posted by: Octo-Mom at May 30, 2012 08:40 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2012 08:42 AM (7W3wI)
I hear the Fap-O-Matic warming up in the background now.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 08:42 AM (sbV1u)
Given that it's a thread about nothing, I figured it was 'baked in', so to speak.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica City DMV at May 30, 2012 08:44 AM (GBXon)
Good.
Now, don't forget the Mel Brooks reference somewhere between 300 and 400.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 08:44 AM (sbV1u)
Cherokee Rage Boy's link is awesome.
Actual tribal members stepping in where their tribal governments are too chicken to go.
remove spaces
http://cherokeesdemandtruth -elizabethwarren.blogspot.com /p/about-us.html
My wife has a documented Choctaw 3 generations back. She doesn't look like or claim to be Indian. Warren's self-serving lies disgust me.
Posted by: imp at May 30, 2012 08:46 AM (UaxA0)
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2012 08:49 AM (iYbLN)
You were supposed to wait until at least 300.
Violations of the AoSHQ style guide will be strictly punished.
Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at May 30, 2012 08:50 AM (sbV1u)
That reminds me of an old SNL routine with Belushi where he was the Captain of the HMS Raging Queen....
Hilarious bit.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 30, 2012 08:55 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Gerg at May 30, 2012 09:12 AM (x2CNJ)
Posted by: The Earl of Oxford and/or Francis Bacon at May 30, 2012 09:16 AM (lrvnD)
Her NAME is MALIA, and she's JUST a CHI--oh. Wait.
Posted by: Kerry at May 30, 2012 09:42 AM (a/VXa)
Vulture reports that English actor Alan Rickman, who portrayed mischievous Hogwarts professor Severus Snape in all eight Harry Potter films, has been cast to play the Gipper in an upcoming film by Lee Daniels, The Butler, which will show the White House through the eyes of Euguene Allen. Allen was an African-American man who served at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue for eight different presidents beginning in 1952 to his retirement in 1986. Allen passed away in 2010. Further casting in the film may make some conservatives cringe as Vulture adds that liberal activist Jane Fonda has been cast to play Nancy Reagan.
Posted by: Nemo from Erewon at May 30, 2012 12:50 PM (mvSxz)
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