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May 26, 2012

Open Thread: Judge Smails Edition [OregonMuse]
— Open Blogger

This is the open thread where the morons will get nothing and LIKE IT!

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:59 AM | Comments (67)
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1 I like it!

Posted by: USA at May 26, 2012 11:00 AM (6Cjut)

2 Foist!

Posted by: USA at May 26, 2012 11:00 AM (6Cjut)

3 Smials?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 26, 2012 11:05 AM (akXk+)

4 Slow day.

Posted by: Grey Fox, crouched in his mountain fastness at May 26, 2012 11:06 AM (6t8l2)

5 How 'bout a Fresca?!!

Posted by: MikeD at May 26, 2012 11:06 AM (p8QOg)

6 Smails!

Posted by: joncelli at May 26, 2012 11:07 AM (708Gm)

7 Smials was the hobbit what got the ring first, right??

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 26, 2012 11:07 AM (akXk+)

8 What are yall drinking? And Smoking?

Posted by: sTevo at May 26, 2012 11:08 AM (VMcEw)

9 Er, yes, that would be the Honorable Judge Smails. (Rhymes with snails.)

Posted by: The Hoi Polloi at May 26, 2012 11:08 AM (tQHzJ)

10 Do you have any idea what a gopher can do to a golf course?

Posted by: ErikW at May 26, 2012 11:10 AM (x1dvJ)

11 If this were my grandma, not only would I hope she would sue the living piss out of these people, I would probably go to jail for a very long time.... http://aol.it/LxpYjO

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 26, 2012 11:17 AM (piMMO)

12 Feinstein said her bill, S. 3239, would codify an agreement between the United Egg Producers and the Humane Society on how egg-laying hens should be treated and how eggs should be labeled.
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The conflict between them, Gulliver learns, began years ago, when the emperorÂ’s grandfather, then in command of the country, commanded all Lilliputians to break their eggs on the small end first. He made this decision after breaking an egg in the old way, large end first, and cutting his finger. The people resented the law, and six rebellions were started in protest. The monarchs of Blefuscu fueled these rebellions, and when they were over the rebels fled to that country to seek refuge. Eleven thousand people chose death rather than submit to the law. Many books were written on the controversy, but books written by the Big-Endians were banned in Lilliput. The government of Blefuscu accused the Lilliputians of disobeying their religious doctrine, the Brundrecral, by breaking their eggs at the small end. The Lilliputians argued that the doctrine reads, Â“That all true believers shall break their eggs at the convenient end,Â” which could be interpreted as the small end.

Posted by: Chicken Little at May 26, 2012 11:18 AM (lpWVn)

13 uh-oh, where is everyone..?

Posted by: mallfly at May 26, 2012 11:19 AM (bJm7W)

14 Loofa my stretch marks.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 26, 2012 11:20 AM (CAE2S)

15 NCAA Div 1 Lacrosse Semi-Finals on now ESPN3 Notre Dame vs Loyola on now. Later- Maryland vs Duke Should be good games- check it out!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2012 11:20 AM (G9qZk)

16 Aaaaaaand...BEER TIME!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at May 26, 2012 11:21 AM (CAE2S)

17 10: No but I know what prairie dogs can do to a pasture. --Or were you quoting Caddy Shack.

Posted by: Palerider at May 26, 2012 11:21 AM (vL0Nv)

18 #notinjaketappersfeed Please join in! http://bit.ly/KDbMcc

Posted by: ChampionCapua at May 26, 2012 11:22 AM (KZi9D)

19 Sierra Navada Pale Ale and a Las Cabrillas Honduran stogie for me.

Posted by: sTevo at May 26, 2012 11:24 AM (VMcEw)

20 Drinking? Bud. Smoking? Bud.

Posted by: Presideezee of the United Steezee at May 26, 2012 11:25 AM (yyfe4)

21 Oh good! I was afraid we'd get another one of those posts that are all dirgy.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 26, 2012 11:26 AM (2pG7H)

22 i was born to love you, i was born to lick your face......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2012 11:26 AM (Ho2rs)

23 Althouse: The Butler Did it!

Posted by: mallfly at May 26, 2012 11:26 AM (bJm7W)

24 Can too much Choom make you nasty and sarcastic? Or does it, instead, max out your already innate coolness? JournOlist alums all want to know.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at May 26, 2012 11:28 AM (PH+2B)

25 Ooh...that was a peach darlin!

Posted by: dananjcon at May 26, 2012 11:29 AM (CAE2S)

26 Is Johnny Walker Red label any good? I know zip about scotch.

Posted by: Tami at May 26, 2012 11:31 AM (X6akg)

27 Played golf this morning, my neighbor beet me again ugh! Now he's coming over to eat my food and drink my beer. May have to burn his house down tonight.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 26, 2012 11:32 AM (CAE2S)

28 Played golf this morning, my neighbor beet me again ugh!Posted by: dananjcon

He beet you? Like with the root part or the leafy part?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 26, 2012 11:36 AM (akXk+)

Posted by: Palerider at May 26, 2012 03:21 PM (vL0Nv)

Heh, I actually work at a golf course. The worst pests are muskrats and geese.

Muskrats suck because they burrow into a bank from a water hazard (pond) and dig an enormous maze of shallow tunnels which eventually collapses under the weight of a 3,000 lb. rough mower. Not good for the guy riding it.

Geese are just plain assholes. They're loud, mean as hell and shit all over the place. The fuckers prefer open grassy spaces near water. Which is exactly what a golf course is.

I fucking wish we only had to deal with gophers.

Posted by: ErikW at May 26, 2012 11:36 AM (x1dvJ)

30 He'll be flashing me a shit eating grin all day and bragging about his good shots, nothing worse than a sore winner. A nine iron across his back might be an option.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 26, 2012 11:37 AM (CAE2S)

31 Is Johnny Walker Red label any good? I know zip about scotch.
Posted by: Tami

If you're mixing it, no problem.

Posted by: Dianna at May 26, 2012 11:37 AM (mKMj1)

32 @26 Is Johnny Walker Red label any good? I know zip about scotch. Posted by: Tami at May 26, 2012 03:31 PM (X6akg) JWR is okay for a blend. Try Glenlivet. Single malt. Everyone, who likes scotch, likes it. in my experience.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2012 11:39 AM (G9qZk)

33 I watch Caddyshack every year in preparation for going to my Dad's country club for the Fourth of July. I swear it could be Bushwood. The old people who like to show off and be waited on to excess are amusing. The young families who dress in matching outfits like the Family Von Trapp are hysterical!

Posted by: Justamom at May 26, 2012 11:39 AM (Sptt8)

34 28 neither, they were pickled. Red Brine stains all over, the place was a mess

Posted by: dananjcon at May 26, 2012 11:41 AM (CAE2S)

35 >>Try Glenlivet. Single malt. Everyone, who likes scotch, likes it. in my experience. True, true.

Posted by: sTevo at May 26, 2012 11:41 AM (VMcEw)

36 Thanks everyone. I'm not drinking it so, hope my son likes it.

Posted by: Tami at May 26, 2012 11:41 AM (X6akg)

I swear it could be Bushwood.

Posted by: Justamom

I work at a private club and it might surprise people how close to reality "Caddyshack" actually is.

Posted by: ErikW at May 26, 2012 11:44 AM (x1dvJ)

38 Hey! Its like a morgue in hear!

Posted by: dananjcon at May 26, 2012 11:46 AM (CAE2S)

39 Damn auto correct

Posted by: dananjcon at May 26, 2012 11:46 AM (CAE2S)

Damn auto correct

Posted by: dananjcon at May 26, 2012 03:46 PM (CAE2S)

What are you using? I see people bitching about it all the time but it's not on anything I have. I think.

Posted by: ErikW at May 26, 2012 11:48 AM (x1dvJ)

41 Just a note, ORE-GONE MUSE,

Your typo will live on in Twitter!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 26, 2012 11:52 AM (akXk+)

42 40 actually it was my sausage finger on the auto-suggest on my Fire.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 26, 2012 11:54 AM (CAE2S)

43 Forwerd...hic..ermmm? ahhhm

Posted by: Presideezee of the United Steezee at May 26, 2012 11:55 AM (yyfe4)

44 What are you using? I see people bitching about it all the time but it's not on anything I have. I think. Posted by: ErikW

My 'Droid does it. It insists that I cannot mean to write what I typed, and corrects it.

Posted by: Dianna at May 26, 2012 11:56 AM (mKMj1)

45 OK! OK! Me and Muse can't spell!! Ya happy now???

Posted by: dananjcon at May 26, 2012 11:57 AM (CAE2S)

46 OK! OK! Me and Muse can't spell!! Ya happy now??? Posted by: dananjcon

Never! My misery is what keeps me happy.... Wait ....

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 26, 2012 11:59 AM (akXk+)

47 OK! OK! Me and Muse can't spell!! Ya happy now???

Posted by: dananjcon at May 26, 2012 03:57 PM (CAE2S)

It's 'Muse and I can't spell'.

Posted by: Tami at May 26, 2012 12:01 PM (X6akg)

48 47 Hey...don't be racist! Thats how we talk in Jersey. Its Jer-bonics.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 26, 2012 12:03 PM (CAE2S)

49 Today I am going into the mouth of the beast, wearing my "Breitbart Is Here" t-shirt. The Juan De Fuca Festival is going on less than a mile from my house, and a friend invited The Husband and I to go.

I can't say no to cellos.

Posted by: Feynmangroupie at May 26, 2012 12:04 PM (oI744)

50 Thar's entahrley too much spellinatin' around heah.

Posted by: Fritz Hollings at May 26, 2012 12:05 PM (IoNBC)

51 I can't say no to cellos.

Posted by: Feynmangroupie

That's how I feel about mandolin!

Posted by: Dianna at May 26, 2012 12:05 PM (mKMj1)

52 Violas Violas Such an awful word.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 26, 2012 12:07 PM (akXk+)

53 I thought the muslim call to prayer was the most beautiful sound?

Posted by: dananjcon at May 26, 2012 12:07 PM (CAE2S)

actually it was my sausage finger on the auto-suggest on my Fire.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 26, 2012 03:54 PM (CAE2S)

Ah, okay. I have that on my Razr but it doesn't get in the way, somehow.

Posted by: ErikW at May 26, 2012 12:08 PM (x1dvJ)

55 Dianna,

then you must love the band, Nickel Creek, even more than I do!

Posted by: Feynmangroupie at May 26, 2012 12:13 PM (oI744)

56 55 Dianna,

then you must love the band, Nickel Creek, even more than I do!
Posted by: Feynmangroupie

They're good, but do you know Ronnie McCoury? I adore his playing.

Posted by: Dianna at May 26, 2012 12:16 PM (mKMj1)

57 Dewar's White label is good for a blended scotch. Glenfiddich single malt sctotch was awfully good the last time I had it. Also much to be said for the Georgi 100 proof blue stuff.

Posted by: mallfly at May 26, 2012 12:21 PM (bJm7W)

58 Dianna,

I do now

Holy crap, he's amazing!

Posted by: Feynmangroupie at May 26, 2012 12:23 PM (oI744)

59 57 comments in 84 minutes. what a disgrace. liberals who need to look up every talking point before they pretend they can think for themselves have more to say than that. And they only have about 10 talking points.

Posted by: mallfly at May 26, 2012 12:23 PM (bJm7W)

60 58 Dianna,

I do now Holy crap, he's amazing!
Posted by: Feynmangroupie

"At no time do his fingers leave his hands," as my man says.

He really is amazing.

Posted by: Dianna at May 26, 2012 12:27 PM (mKMj1)

61 hello

Posted by: cheetah at May 26, 2012 12:33 PM (zXhtZ)

62 Well, tanks per nuttin, Danny!

Posted by: patrick at May 26, 2012 12:43 PM (h2dVB)

63 Maggie O'Hooligan in Caddyshack was played by the same person as Clorette DePasto (think of the kleenex-stuffed bra) in Animal House.

Posted by: Captain Ned at May 26, 2012 01:08 PM (t7XIX)

"SPALDING, GETYOURFOOTOFFTHEBOAT!"

It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat.

But a man worthwhile is the man who can smile

when his shorts are too tight in the seat."

Posted by: Mobius1 at May 26, 2012 02:07 PM (fFdFD)