January 17, 2012
— Ace Fairly funny video.
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Posted by: weew at January 17, 2012 07:51 AM (OsyHS)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 17, 2012 07:51 AM (VtjlW)
Why do I have to choose one? Why can't I have an ice cube in my iced tea?
Posted by: Mama AJ, who sees you on her lawn and is getting the hose at January 17, 2012 07:52 AM (XdlcF)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2012 07:53 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2012 07:53 AM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Dr. Manhattan at January 17, 2012 07:54 AM (4vpie)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2012 07:54 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2012 07:55 AM (h+qn8)
Adam Corolla is gonna be on Beck's TV show tonight. What's the over and under for the length of time he can "keep it clean"?
Posted by: RushBabe at January 17, 2012 07:55 AM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 17, 2012 07:55 AM (XdlcF)
Adam Corolla is gonna be on Beck's TV show tonight. What's the over and under for the length of time he can "keep it clean"?
Ten seconds. I'm taking the under.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 17, 2012 07:56 AM (VtjlW)
But what about Vanilla Ice?
Also we need to work Chuck Liddel into this somehow, maybe have him kick Vanilla Ice's ass, but I'm worried Chuck will get KO'd again now that his jaw is made of stale peanut brittle.
Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2012 07:56 AM (mf67L)
Posted by: Derpman at January 17, 2012 07:56 AM (Qo6rI)
Mama AJ, I hate to say it, but the joke was way too obvious.
Eh, we're going for quantity here, not quality.
Right?
Darn it, nobody tells me anything...
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 17, 2012 07:57 AM (XdlcF)
Adam Corolla is gonna be on Beck's TV show tonight. What's the over and under for the length of time he can "keep it clean"? Posted by: RushBabe
Corolla's been on Prager's show once last year and just yesterday. While he did mention prostitutes and cocaine, I don't think they had to use the delay button. Besides it not like Corolla hosted a radio show for 5 years or anything.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 17, 2012 07:58 AM (kllqc)
12 -
I was being repetitive? And repeating things? I am sorry.
I am sorry...get behind the ears, if you don't mind.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2012 07:58 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at January 17, 2012 07:58 AM (vSiVD)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 17, 2012 07:59 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: The Jolly Green Giant at January 17, 2012 07:59 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: JoeInMD at January 17, 2012 07:59 AM (Xwgt3)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2012 08:00 AM (TOk1P)
Let it be known that the cacophonies they produce are not "music" any more than the screeching/tearing sounds of a train-wreck are "music."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at January 17, 2012 08:01 AM (8y9MW)
You know, I don't know Ice-T from Ice Cube. I just know that I have no interest in either's music. Or movies...
Well, I can see why you wouldn't like Ice-T's TV career, Law & Order SVU is atrocious. He does play a good very-angry black man, though, I think he's been in some good movies.
As for Ice Cube, that guy is fucking hillarious. How can you not love Friday?
Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2012 08:02 AM (mf67L)
And with world in meltdown, they are spending time on National TV talking about this?
/shakes head...
but... so are we?
/wanders out of thread
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2012 08:02 AM (NtXW4)
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2012 08:04 AM (YdQQY)
Focus on trivia,
Ignore reality and impending calamity,
That's the American way.
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 17, 2012 08:05 AM (i3+c5)
went like this.
gingrich
Paul
romney
perry.
i want to know what Paul supporters saw that they liked . i mean srsly?
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2012 08:05 AM (h+qn8)
All I've ever seen of Friday was the clip some black girl showed the History class in high school. Somehow she got permission to do her presentation on Blaxploitation films, but I couldn't tell if she thought they were supposed to be good or bad for the black community. I was so confused.
Posted by: JoeInMD at January 17, 2012 08:05 AM (Xwgt3)
Well, I can see why you wouldn't like Ice-T's TV career, Law & Order SVU is atrocious. He does play a good very-angry black man, though, I think he's been in some good movies.
I've alays found it ironic that Ice-T's biggest claims to musical fame are his exhortations to his listeners to "kill whitey" and kill cops, and yet his TV career is dominated by... playing a cop.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2012 08:06 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2012 12:05 PM (h+qn
Paul's supporter are into gibberish...they love gibberish!
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2012 08:07 AM (X6akg)
When you've lost Fox News, you've lost the last hope for a major media outlet!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 17, 2012 08:08 AM (i3+c5)
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2012 08:09 AM (h+qn8)
Posted by: RushBabe at January 17, 2012 08:09 AM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: joncelli, spewing pea green soup at January 17, 2012 08:09 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: RushBabe at January 17, 2012 12:04 PM (tQHzJ)
The fifth photo down in that article is actually kinda funny.
Posted by: ErikW at January 17, 2012 08:09 AM (0+LZY)
Paul could do nothing but read his grocery list and the Paultards would still rate it the best debate performance ever.
Having supporters who ignore batshit crazy is a perk of being a cult leader.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 17, 2012 08:09 AM (SY2Kh)
How dare they make the royal issue sit through the same BS every other kid in America has to sit through...
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 17, 2012 08:10 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Commissioner Gordon at January 17, 2012 08:10 AM (L00d6)
So is the paper collage entitled "Mrs. Michelle Obama."
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 17, 2012 08:11 AM (ZKzrr)
If they blow Mutt any harder they will all pass out.
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2012 08:11 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2012 08:11 AM (h+qn8)
Ice cream treats do come in wrappers. Is that close enough?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 17, 2012 08:11 AM (tf9Ne)
Have you heard from your Young Hero yet? is he coming home?
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2012 12:10 PM (h+qn
He's back in Germany at his base....YAY! He won't be home until May....and thank you for asking!
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2012 08:11 AM (X6akg)
It may signal the end of the HD TV fad.
Posted by: JoeInMD at January 17, 2012 08:11 AM (Xwgt3)
Posted by: jeannebodine at January 17, 2012 08:11 AM (byR8d)
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2012 08:13 AM (h+qn8)
Posted by: RushBabe at January 17, 2012 08:13 AM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: Snow Cone at January 17, 2012 08:13 AM (rlLI1)
Posted by: JoeInMD at January 17, 2012 12:11 PM (Xwgt3)
It is rather unkind to aging actresses. I'm thinking Nicole Kidman and Madonna will pool their resources and try to buy the HDTV manufacturers out.
Posted by: joncelli, spewing pea green soup at January 17, 2012 08:14 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2012 08:14 AM (h+qn8)
So is the paper collage entitled "Mrs. Michelle Obama."
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 17, 2012 12:11 PM (ZKzrr)
LOL. I imagined she was silently fuming about that and let loose on Barry in the limo.
Posted by: RushBabe at January 17, 2012 08:14 AM (tQHzJ)
Well the good news is the feds will be hiring more paper pushers.
Don't know what they'll be doing once all the medical device companies cease operations or move offshore...
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 17, 2012 08:15 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 08:15 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2012 12:13 PM (h+qn
We very much are!
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2012 08:16 AM (X6akg)
55 -
Irony: the brilliant GOP, in an effort to avoid looking mean and exclusionary, have their doors opened by a guy whose entire reason for being is his rotten hatred for a certain, specific group of people (shhh, we can't say who they are, that might be mean).
Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2012 08:16 AM (TOk1P)
Quarantine, anyone?
I denounce the habit of denouncing one's self.
Posted by: DarkLord©, Rogue Commenter at January 17, 2012 08:16 AM (GBXon)
Joke Scarborough on Morning Joke explains why Jon Huntsman dropped out:
Huntsman doesn't hate enough to be a true conservative.
(watch that very short vid and lookout for Mrs Hunstman's huge cans.)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2012 08:17 AM (sqkOB)
The Ronulans' only gripe up until now has been over the amount of "air time" Paul gets at debates. What he says matters not.
Ron Paul's supporters heard exactly what they always love to hear: the sound of Ron Paul's voice.
That, and his preference for an income tax rate of 0%.
Posted by: reason at January 17, 2012 08:17 AM (+hPIb)
Posted by: Kurt Vonnegut at January 17, 2012 12:05 PM (dOsjQ)
If you wish to study a granfalloon, just remove the skin of a toy balloon.
Posted by: Bokonon at January 17, 2012 08:17 AM (Hx5uv)
_________
Perhaps it was an incident like the episode in which Penfold sacrificed his eyebrows to save humanity.
Posted by: Danger Mouse at January 17, 2012 08:18 AM (FzhYM)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 17, 2012 08:18 AM (hiMsy)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 08:19 AM (niZvt)
You mean nothing but a bald featureless space between her legs?
You know what, I'd be cool with that. I'd definitely take a Barbie doll for a wife. She's got big jugs, long legs, and tight bum.
'Sides, vaginas are overrated.
Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2012 08:19 AM (sqkOB)
but im not losing my mind or anything....
ok just a little bit. I think we are gonna wear a hole in the mattress if i can remember how to do this "sex" thingie hes talking about...
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 17, 2012 08:19 AM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 08:21 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: RushBabe at January 17, 2012 08:22 AM (tQHzJ)
Expect your next post to be Saturday or Sunday. Enjoy the homecoming!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 17, 2012 08:23 AM (i3+c5)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 08:23 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: blaster at January 17, 2012 08:23 AM (7vSU0)
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2012 08:24 AM (h+qn8)
LOL. I imagined she was silently fuming about that and let loose on Barry in the limo.
Posted by: RushBabe at January 17, 2012 12:14 PM (tQHzJ)
Frome Michelle's recent interviews and photo ops... she is one UNHAPPY Camper...
Remember, this is the first time in EVAH her Hubby had a job he HAD to do... and was not just drawing a paycheck for running for the next office...
My guess? Obama will wait until the Technocrat Romney is the Repub candidate... then start to really mess up on the campaign trail.... because Michelle is unhappy, AND the dems really to not WANT the WhiteHouse in the next 4 years, as the economy Collapses...
They want to be able to say it was a Republican Administration that caused the collapse....
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2012 08:24 AM (NtXW4)
Posted by: RushBabe at January 17, 2012 12:22 PM (tQHzJ)
Thanks so much... there are no words to describe how i feel right now. This deployment was so much worse than the last one. HIS FEET ARE DRY!!!!! SERIOUS JOY OUT ON THE FARM TODAY!!!!!!!
and i made him HAM. i bet you know why.
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 17, 2012 08:25 AM (QNeKQ)
82 -
I can understand how, on occasion, one can be disappointed in the woman to which it is attached, but I really don't believe "overrated" is ever ever ever the right word to describe the thing itself.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2012 08:25 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 17, 2012 12:19 PM (QNeKQ)
There's always the floor. Congrats!
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2012 08:26 AM (X6akg)
Once he gets back to Gotham I'll put a task force on him to get to the bottom of this.
Posted by: Commissioner Gordon at January 17, 2012 08:27 AM (L00d6)
Posted by: RushBabe at January 17, 2012 08:29 AM (tQHzJ)
Gushie, I'll be sure to drop in for a visit on the same day...
Posted by: Aunt Flo (no, not the Progressive Insurance lady), at January 17, 2012 08:29 AM (+hPIb)
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2012 12:27 PM (h+qn
Pick him up at the airport.
Backseat of the taxi?
Posted by: Radar Love at January 17, 2012 08:29 AM (rlLI1)
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at January 17, 2012 08:29 AM (JNqU9)
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2012 12:24 PM (h+qn
HAHAHAHA
i have been laughing for no reason and having crying jags. Had a temper tantrum by myself when i realized he wasnt coming home last night, so you are RIGHT.
hey i heard there are neat instructional videos on the net concerning this "sex" thing in the internets! maybe i should see if they are hard to find...
I am gonna call my pal the massage therapist to come work him over so he can be in the best shape possible. And i am not kidding about that. Not even a little.
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 17, 2012 08:31 AM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2012 12:25 PM (TOk1P)
*whew*
I was getting worried about no defense being mounted by the Morons.
Did you see what I did there?
Posted by: RushBabe at January 17, 2012 08:31 AM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 17, 2012 12:19 PM (QNeKQ)
So happy for you! and don't worry, it will all come back to you 
... I had to go three months just recently because of my surgery. Can't imagine going as long as you probably had to. Hey, I ain't old YET!
Posted by: jewells45 at January 17, 2012 08:32 AM (l/N7H)
I for one, can't wait for <insert next Republican president> to crack wise about the failings of the "previous Administration." Hopefully, he will do so with all the irony it deserves.
Actually, there's probably a solid year of ironic soundbites in the waiting.
"I'm out there, cleaning up his mess, and all they're doing is complaining about the mop! *guffaw* That's a capitalist mop!"
Posted by: reason at January 17, 2012 08:33 AM (+hPIb)
Posted by: RushBabe at January 17, 2012 08:34 AM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: sandy burger at January 17, 2012 08:36 AM (DRcoj)
I'm not very hopeful about any singer-turned-actor, though.
Mark Wahlberg is a much better actor than Marky Mark was a musician something.
Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2012 08:41 AM (mf67L)
Posted by: RushBabe at January 17, 2012 12:34 PM (tQHzJ)
i have a bad back from a showjumping injury. Already done years ago. My stablehand is awesome, has a USMC sticker on his truck!
But i have had this set up for a couple days. YOu will see me here when he sleeps. I cant quit you guys. But i may be scarce at nights if hes up. His schedule is totally backwards from living on the other side of the planet, and hes semi-noctournal anyway.
Re Rush Babes's questions: the people we know think unionizing is crap and i can't repeat what they think of some of the other stuff you all worry about. lets just say i think it would turn out badly. For the people giving the orders. They are already afraid, BTW.
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 17, 2012 08:41 AM (QNeKQ)
Just be careful on the carpet... skinned my knees that way, once, no kidding... ouch!Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 08:44 AM (niZvt)
try doing that why you are full of nerves.
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2012 12:49 PM (h+qn
had a mani pedi yesterday. you will laugh i have little claws now painted blue with silver details and little jewels all over my nails. That was his request. fancy nails in blue and silver, and to go crazy with it. i have no clue whats posessed him.
these are not horsewoman fingernails not riding boot feet, currently.
but i think my job description has changed for the next few days
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 17, 2012 08:54 AM (QNeKQ)
@ 113
Great to see you so thrilled. But I want to say to you also, thank you for being there for him. You deserve equal credit, in my eyes.
Now go tear it up.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 17, 2012 08:57 AM (SAMxH)
@ 113
Great to see you so thrilled. But I want to say to you also, thank you for being there for him. You deserve equal credit, in my eyes.
Now go tear it up.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 17, 2012 12:57 PM (SAMxH)
now im all teary. thank you. your words means so very much to me.
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 17, 2012 09:06 AM (QNeKQ)
72: "You mean nothing but a bald featureless space between her legs?"
From Ice Cube & Ice Tea to Shaved Ice
Posted by: 66chevelle at January 17, 2012 09:37 AM (QjSgY)
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 17, 2012 09:38 AM (OLgc9)
@32 Awww, look! It appears the offspring have Mooch's infectious personality!
Whatcha fiddlin' with in yer pocket Barry? Little Hanuman?
Posted by: 66chevelle at January 17, 2012 09:40 AM (QjSgY)
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