August 12, 2012

Overnigh Open Thread (8-12-2012)
— Maetenloch

Tonight we're gonna kick-it Martian-style.

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This is Totally Your Father's Oldsmobile

Expect a Bailout 2.0 in Obama's 2nd term:

They're digging mass graves behind the Renaissance Center:

     It's not that people are leaving GM. It's how they leave. Two weeks ago, Opel chief Karl-Friedrich Stracke presented numbers to Dan Akerson. Akerson fires him. Opel gets two interim chiefs in a week. Last Thursday, Opel's new design chief Dave Lyon doesn't even start his job. Today, media in the U.S. and Germany report that Lyon had been escorted from the building and to a waiting car by GM's head of personnel. A day later, global marketing chief Joel Ewanick suddenly leaves. Instead of wishing him all the best for his future endeavors, GM spokesman Greg Martin puts a knife in Ewanick's back: "He failed to meet the expectations the company has of an employee."

Read the whole thing. I'm betting there's going to be a Hitler's Bunker video on YouTube covering the Second Fall of GM - and it might not be too long from now.

volt-fire

Heh: Mitt Romney Once Ran a Nazi Death Cult!

Okay Axelrod and Obama are really digging through the bottom of the barrel on this one.

But Romney does look pretty sharp in that uniform.

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Quote of the Day #1

Churchill in 1945 just days after the Nagasaki bombing:

There are voices which assert that the bomb should never have been used at all.  I cannot associate myself with such ideas.  Six years of total war have convinced most people that had the Germans or the Japanese discovered this new weapon, they would have used it upon us to our complete destruction with the utmost alacrity.  I am surprised that very worthy people, but people who in most cases had no intention of proceeding to the Japanese front themselves, should adopt the position that rather than throw this bomb, we should have sacrificed a million American, and a quarter of a million British lives in the desperate battles and massacres of an invasion of Japan.

Quote of the Day #2

Iowahawk: "Paul Ryan represents Obama's most horrifying nightmare: Math."

And Our Flag Was Still There

Verified by NASA's recent Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter:

By comparing images of the sites taken at the same angle at different times of day, they could compare them, and the shifting shadows would reveal the height and shape of objects on the ground (see the video below). When they applied this to the Apollo sites, there were what looked like the flags ... at five of them. The sixth, Apollo 11, had no flag. It looks as though Aldrin was right.

lroc-flags

Did 12 Angry Men Get it Wrong?

Full disclosure: I've never seen the movie but I have heard about it and seen parodies/riffs on it for years. But based on everything I've read and know about people, I'd say yes - they got it wrong.

So what if they probably let a guilty man go free?

Clearly, Reginald Rose, who wrote the original teleplay as well as the film script, intended the unnamed defendant-we'll just call him The Kid, as the jurors generally do-to be innocent. There isn't some hidden twist that nobody's ever noticed until now. But in attempting to make the scenario as dramatic as possible, Rose inadvertently and unwittingly made it almost impossible for The Kid not to have killed his old man. Is he guilty beyond the shadow of a doubt? No. If he's innocent, however, then so was O.J. Simpson, using pretty much the exact same arguments.

When you consider what would have to be true for all the evidence to be present and yet the kid to NOT be guilty, you can see why most juries would have convicted.

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What It's Like To Be a Firefighter in a Fire

Boxxy + Heather Minx - 1/2 Cleavage = Mikaera

12 (Allegedly) Stinky Celebs

Well Christina Aguilera appears twice and supposedly wears Eau de Hot Dog. Meanwhile Leonardo DiCaprio is busy saving the Earth by not taking showers or using deodorant.

smell-xtina

Kim Kardashian's Mother Marketed Kim's Sex Tape

It's hard to believe that a mother would contact a porn producer to sell a home video of her own daughter having sex, until you realize that the mother is Kris Jenner and the daughter is Kim Kardashian. Then it's not hard to believe at all, because that's absolutely something they would do.

Yep. And apparently she got around $300,000 for it.

2nd Annual Derby Spectacular Celebration 92AFObaIJdAl

Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings

Top 10 commenters:
1 [799 comments] 'Anna Puma (+SmuD)' [112.15 posts/day]
2 [667 comments] 'sven10077'
3 [583 comments] 'toby928?'
4 [500 comments] 'AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart'
5 [432 comments] 'Christopher Taylor'
6 [416 comments] 'Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith'
7 [397 comments] 'Jane D'oh'
8 [357 comments] 'Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny'
9 [340 comments] 'nickless'
10 [339 comments] 'eman  '

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [55 names] 'kbdabear' [7.72 unique names/day]
2 [52 names] 'Wodeshed'
3 [47 names] 'Cicero'
4 [47 names] 'The Political Hat'
5 [41 names] 'Mallamutt, RINO President for Life'
6 [37 names] 'toby928?'
7 [37 names] 'nickless'
8 [36 names] 'Dr Fish'
9 [35 names] 'Robert'
10 [33 names] 'Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual'

The group. Yeah.

Where it's at - the Twitter

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1 Greetings, Earthlings! We come in peace!

Posted by: rickl at August 12, 2012 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

2 Or maybe that should be "Greetings, Martians!" But we do have that rock-vaporizing laser thingy.

Posted by: rickl at August 12, 2012 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

3

Hai!

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 12, 2012 06:40 PM (bMLFV)

4 Hello? Is this thing on?

Posted by: rickl at August 12, 2012 06:40 PM (sdi6R)

5 Damn, missed another hat trick by this much.

Posted by: rickl at August 12, 2012 06:40 PM (sdi6R)

6 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2012 06:40 PM (JMmQ9)

7 Get off my planet, or it'll be Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator for you lot!

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at August 12, 2012 06:41 PM (sZTYJ)

8 tenth?

Posted by: stillers at August 12, 2012 06:41 PM (efFGR)

9 If I can do 799 comments, I need to cut back.  And write more.  Geez Louise.

Meanwhile I wonder if I should adapt one of these covers for the current campaign season?
http://www.americanartarchives.com/driben.htm

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 06:41 PM (Pyl/0)

10 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 06:41 PM (6o4Fb)

11 Had anyone determined how much London is in the hole for the Olympics?

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 12, 2012 06:42 PM (sZTYJ)

12 Stinky linky no worky.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 12, 2012 06:42 PM (nvK8/)

13 That is not Kim Kardashians mother that be her pimp amd we all know it, starting ONT off right...

Posted by: Clemenza at August 12, 2012 06:42 PM (li7Yl)

14 The Political Hat, can't be worse than Athens or Beijing?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 06:43 PM (Pyl/0)

15 The stinky celebs link is itself stinky. The Python error message, it burns.

Posted by: Splunge at August 12, 2012 06:43 PM (2IW5Q)

16 Why WOULDN'T the flags be there?Barring a infinitesimal chance of a direct meteor hit there is nothing that can happen to them.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 06:44 PM (6o4Fb)

17 Yet I put out a sex tape and can't get jack shit for it

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 12, 2012 06:44 PM (/YJYi)

18 Any fellow morons who happen to find themselves in Toronto, take that CN tower edgewalk tour.  I did it today and it's a blast.  2 problems though:  I wanted to spit at Derek Jeter but the roof was closed at Skydome and they won't let you pee off the edge.  OK 3 problems, they breathalyze you for alcohol at the start.

Posted by: Billy Quizboy at August 12, 2012 06:44 PM (FEzSe)

19

we can stop worrying about that phony-baloney "liberal-bias in the MSM"-malarky.  Turns out, it was all in our wingnutty-heads.  Even though nearly all the journalists self-identify as liberals, apparently this doesn't affect their ability to remain clear-eyed, impartial factitians of irreproachable fairness. 

http://tinyurl.com/8bbxknx


Phew!  That sure takes a load off, eh?  Somebody call up Palin, and tell her the heat's off.  It never was on, but it's off for sure now. 

Posted by: garycooper at August 12, 2012 06:44 PM (PthJq)

20 I learned a new song this weekend, by Liz Phair. But I'm too embarrassed to link it.

Posted by: rickl at August 12, 2012 06:45 PM (sdi6R)

21 16 Why WOULDN'T the flags be there?Barring a infinitesimal chance of a direct meteor hit there is nothing that can happen to them.

Leftists.

Posted by: Splunge at August 12, 2012 06:45 PM (2IW5Q)

22 Why are they all clapping and smiling on the closing ceremony? Is it finally over?

Posted by: Adam at August 12, 2012 06:45 PM (/YJYi)

23 Kim Kardashians mom filmed her sex tape? Those Californians are a diffrent bunch. Please don't come to Idaho

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 12, 2012 06:45 PM (Bi/WQ)

24 The Political Hat, can't be worse than Athens or Beijing? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 10:43 PM (Pyl/0) Considering the type of jackanapes running the U.K., I wouldn't be surprised if its worse... Damn, I so miss the Iron Lady. Ah, this might make me feel better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv5t6rC6yvg

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 12, 2012 06:46 PM (sZTYJ)

25 Yet I put out a sex tape and can't get jack shit for it

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 12, 2012 10:44 PM (/YJYi)

That's because it's illegal to buy child porn.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 12, 2012 06:47 PM (xKC/c)

26 16 Why WOULDN'T the flags be there?Barring a infinitesimal chance of a direct meteor hit there is nothing that can happen to them.

General Zod & his crew.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 12, 2012 06:47 PM (niboB)

27 Click the link on my name for a flabbergasting letter to the editor in my local paper. I've already written a scathing reply . . . can't believe people like this even exist.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 12, 2012 06:47 PM (rKvZm)

28 I think I see Biden's brain....that rock right there in the middle of the Mars shot.

Or perhaps not.  Probably too large.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 06:47 PM (UOM48)

29 Here's the Star Spangled Banner from the 2002 Winter Olympics that Romney referenced in his speech in Wisconsin tonight:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjvud47gHoc

Posted by: CausticConservative at August 12, 2012 06:47 PM (gT3jF)

30 Ten, baby!

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 06:47 PM (u3Rkr)

31 Stinky linky all fixy.

Posted by: Mætenloch at August 12, 2012 06:47 PM (xROTy)

32 Yet I put out a sex tape and can't get jack shit for it Posted by: Harry Reid at August 12, 2012 10:44 PM (/YJYi) That's because it's illegal to buy child porn. Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 12, 2012 10:47 PM (xKC/c) He could get 10 to life...

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 12, 2012 06:48 PM (sZTYJ)

33 16 Why WOULDN'T the flags be there?Barring a infinitesimal chance of a direct meteor hit there is nothing that can happen to them.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 10:44 PM (6o4Fb)

 

The linked article or maybe one of the others gave reasoning that they might of disintegrated under the conditions of the moon, like going from extreme heat to extreme cold.  I know they believe that they have been bleached white.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 06:48 PM (GULKT)

34 I noticed Obama's plan to inflict the GM/Chrysler business model to more industries had no measurable effect on the bond market.  No one takes Urkel seriously anymore.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at August 12, 2012 06:48 PM (9HhTH)

35 Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 12, 2012 10:47 PM (xKC/c) hey white trash,

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 12, 2012 06:48 PM (Bi/WQ)

36

Did I just see something in the thread about math?

I don't do math.

Posted by: JimboHoffa at August 12, 2012 06:49 PM (dAfqy)

37 Lunar winds are typically quite mild.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 06:49 PM (u3Rkr)

38 16 Actually, the molecules in the nylon fabric are susceptible to being broken up by the unfiltered ultraviolet light from the Sun. Eventually they will disintegrate and end up as piles of dust at the bases of the flagpoles. They are almost certainly bleached white by now. It's not just the lunar environment, either. Imagine what a flag flown continuously on Earth for 40 years would look like.

Posted by: rickl at August 12, 2012 06:50 PM (sdi6R)

39 hey white trash,

Goes in the same bag with the rest of it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 12, 2012 06:51 PM (xKC/c)

40 Martian  Boobehs are fine by me.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 06:51 PM (8nxgz)

41 The linked article or maybe one of the others gave reasoning that they might of disintegrated under the conditions of the moon, like going from extreme heat to extreme cold. I know they believe that they have been bleached white.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 10:48 PM (GULKT)


Plus the original flag was long thought to have been blown down by the lunar lander taking off.

Posted by: Mætenloch at August 12, 2012 06:52 PM (xROTy)

42 Actually, the molecules in the nylon fabric are susceptible to being broken up by the unfiltered ultraviolet light from the Sun. Eventually they will disintegrate and end up as piles of dust at the bases of the flagpoles. They are almost certainly bleached white by now. It's not just the lunar environment, either. Imagine what a flag flown continuously on Earth for 40 years would look like. Posted by: rickl at August 12, 2012 10:50 PM (sdi6R) Hmm, maybe, but the absence of oxygen will slow that down a lot.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 06:52 PM (u3Rkr)

43 Pegged the engineer right away in that photo: 1. Pocket protector. 2. Full of pens.

Posted by: CausticConservative at August 12, 2012 06:52 PM (gT3jF)

44 27  I think the guy wrote that I should be able to buy a tank. 

Posted by: no good deed at August 12, 2012 06:52 PM (mjR67)

45 I have no idea what Barrack Obama's political affiliation might be.

Posted by: Debbie Washerwoman Schultz at August 12, 2012 06:53 PM (IoNBC)

46 Only thing missing is the "Virgin" sign duct taped to his back by Buzz Aldrin.

Posted by: CausticConservative at August 12, 2012 06:53 PM (gT3jF)

47 That rock in the Mars picture was a little farther away in another picture taken an hour earlier.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 06:54 PM (u3Rkr)

48 Curiousity only got into space after a little "Hey Johnny" time with me.

Posted by: Johnny 5 at August 12, 2012 06:55 PM (1grxW)

49 Aloha!

It's official, the BH is off for another extended jaunt in NC.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2012 06:55 PM (kaalw)

50 Suppose Usain Bolt has Life magazines on his coffee table with his pictures on them?  The Apollo 11 crew clearly had superior means of sealing the deal with the ladies in Houston.

Posted by: CausticConservative at August 12, 2012 06:55 PM (gT3jF)

51 Plus the original flag was long thought to have been blown down by the lunar lander taking off.

Posted by: Mætenloch at August 12, 2012 10:52 PM (xROTy)

 

Yeah for Apollo 11.  The other missions made sure they put their flags farther away from the landing site to avoid that.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 06:55 PM (GULKT)

52 I read somewhere that one of the astronauts took a family photo with him and placed it on the lunar surface. Within minutes it started to turn brown.

Posted by: rickl at August 12, 2012 06:56 PM (sdi6R)

53 Drug and sex crazed GOP convention? Where can I get tickets?!

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 06:56 PM (QTHTd)

54 Another thing that always bugged me about Twelve Angry Men:  It damns the messenger.  Several times it asserts that, since individual jurors have prejudices, their arguments are invalid.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 06:56 PM (MMC8r)

55 Did I just see something in the thread about math? I don't do math. Posted by: JimboHoffa at August 12, 2012 10:49 PM (dAfqy) Math is racist and sexist and stuff! It was invented by strait white males so it must be morally incorrect and should be abolished. Calculus was invented by teabagging X-tian H8ers and is evil and the stoopid math Professor (who is a white man who got his position be oppressing womyn and persons of color) said that I couldn't use my caluclator or do the tests in groups! Because of him I might have to go from Political Science cause of their oppressive statistics, and instead go into sociology or left-handed queer chicana studies! NO JSUTICe NO PEACE!!~!`!! NO JSUTICe NO PEACE!!~!`!! NO JSUTICe NO PEACE!!~!`!!

Posted by: Social SCIENCE Graduate Student at August 12, 2012 06:56 PM (sZTYJ)

56 Ladyboner. Ryan. I'm in.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at August 12, 2012 06:57 PM (otfJ1)

57 So let me get this straightÂ….

The Senate is required by law to pass a budget.
But Harry Reid refuses to even bring one to a vote.

There is NO law that calls for a candidate to release his tax returns.
But Harry Reid insists that Romney release his.

Is that about right?


Posted by: xbradtc at August 12, 2012 06:57 PM (2PsHg)

58 Mars looks like a great place for Mtn. Biking.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 06:57 PM (8nxgz)

59

Why haven't I seen this Mikaela before?

 

Oh, yeah, because it's another godawful me-talking-to-the-camera-for-five-minutes vlog. Cute girl, zero substance.

 

Pass.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at August 12, 2012 06:58 PM (2Oas0)

60 Anyway, that magazine cover would cinch the female vote for Mitt. #50shades

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 06:58 PM (QTHTd)

61 43 Pegged the engineer right away in that photo: 1. Pocket protector. 2. Full of pens.

Posted by: CausticConservative at August 12, 2012 10:52 PM (gT3jF)


True - although I think all of them had engineering degrees and were quite technically adept.

Posted by: Mætenloch at August 12, 2012 06:58 PM (xROTy)

62 51 Plus the original flag was long thought to have been blown down by the lunar lander taking off.
Posted by: Mætenloch at August 12, 2012 10:52 PM (xROTy)


Yeah for Apollo 11. The other missions made sure they put their flags farther away from the landing site to avoid that.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 10:55 PM (GULKT)



They can get blown down without atmosphere?   (Don't laugh at the science-challenged please.)




Posted by: Billy Quizboy at August 12, 2012 06:58 PM (FEzSe)

63 The linked article or maybe one of the others gave reasoning that they might of disintegrated under the conditions of the moon, like going from extreme heat to extreme cold. I know they believe that they have been bleached white.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 10:48 PM (GULKT)


It would be appropriate for today, we have surrendered to the communists.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 12, 2012 06:58 PM (1grxW)

64 Martian Boobehs are fine by me. Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 10:51 PM (8nxgz) Agreed.

Posted by: John Carter of Mars at August 12, 2012 06:58 PM (sZTYJ)

65 I bet folks could come up with a pretty cool list of things to place on the Moon just to see what would happen to them. Like an iPhone or a pizza.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 06:59 PM (u3Rkr)

66 I suspect we don't quite have the votes to impeach the Senate majority pederast for not passing a budget.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at August 12, 2012 06:59 PM (9HhTH)

67 10 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 10:41 PM (6o4Fb)



Thank you, Steevy -- there's hope in that.....imagine how bad it'd be if "the new normal is failures like the JEF." Saying that it's a stuttering clusterf*ck of misery reinforces how much a departure from American success and spirit that this Administration represents.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2012 07:00 PM (kaalw)

68 That rock in the Mars picture was a little farther away in another picture taken an hour earlier. Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 10:54 PM (u3Rkr) Not again... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQG3I5efwWo

Posted by: Cmdr. Peter Quincy Taggart at August 12, 2012 07:00 PM (sZTYJ)

69 Sexy men are a dime a dozen.  A man with a real, actual brain?  Who knows MATH?  Who can converse calmly without smirking or deriding his opponent (at least not that the average Obamabot can detect)?

Smoking hot.

That is all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 07:01 PM (UOM48)

70 Dammit, I am trying to put together a Minnesota Moron Meet-Up (I know that there are some Gopher Staters on this site, I've seen you admit it) and not one response.  I will even buy the beer.  Please give me an excuse to have fun on a drill weekend.  Send me an email at baer1597 at aol dot com. 

Posted by: Assassin6 at August 12, 2012 07:01 PM (gqBoK)

71 Last Thursday, Opel's new design chief Dave Lyon doesn't even start his job. Today, media in the U.S. and Germany report that Lyon had been escorted from the building and to a waiting car by GM's head of personnel. A day later, global marketing chief Joel Ewanick suddenly leaves. Instead of wishing him all the best for his future endeavors, GM spokesman Greg Martin puts a knife in Ewanick's back: "He failed to meet the expectations the company has of an employee."

The White House must have found out that Lyon and Ewanick donated to the Romney campaign, and ergo, they get brown boxed out of there

Posted by: kbdabear at August 12, 2012 07:01 PM (Y7XKa)

72 They can get blown down without atmosphere? (Don't laugh at the science-challenged please.)



Posted by: Billy Quizboy at August 12, 2012 10:58 PM (FEzSe)

 

Well there's still going to be exhaust and thrust when the lunar module takes off.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 07:01 PM (GULKT)

73 They can get blown down without atmosphere? (Don't laugh at the science-challenged please.) Posted by: Billy Quizboy at August 12, 2012 10:58 PM (FEzSe) Yeah, rocket exhaust can't knock down anything. Silly rabbit.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 07:02 PM (u3Rkr)

74 65 I bet folks could come up with a pretty cool list of things to place on the Moon just to see what would happen to them.

Like an iPhone or a pizza.




Or Biden.  With a helium-filled balloon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 07:02 PM (UOM48)

75 They can get blown down without atmosphere? (Don't laugh at the science-challenged please.)

Yeah, the lander brought its oxygen with it. So it burned the oxygen and hydrogen (I think the fuel was hydrogen) and blew the gas (mainly water) all over the lunar surface.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 07:02 PM (QTHTd)

76

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at August 12, 2012 10:57 PM (otfJ1)

 

Hi there Wurdi, how;s it going.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 07:03 PM (GULKT)

77 True - although I think all of them had engineering degrees and were quite technically adept. Posted by: Mætenloch at August 12, 2012 10:58 PM (xROTy) If you know how to use a slide rule you can rule the post apocalyptic world.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 07:03 PM (u3Rkr)

78 You'd think the government could afford a color shot to matte the Mars craft into

Posted by: The Troofers at August 12, 2012 07:03 PM (Y7XKa)

79

 65 I bet folks could come up with a pretty cool list of things to place on the Moon just to see what would happen to them.

Like an iPhone or a pizza.

 

TIL the Soviets sent numerous probes to Venus, and of the few that touched down, they were all rendered inoperative within hours by the caustic atmosphere.

 

What, you spend a billion throwing rockets at another planet, but only build the landing craft out of spit-and-toothpicks?

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at August 12, 2012 07:03 PM (2Oas0)

80 er uh Mars stuff.....I uh I BUILT THAT!
//Choom King

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 07:04 PM (LRFds)

81 sven, in the case of NASA, arguably the Government did build that

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 07:05 PM (QTHTd)

82 Hi, buzzion! It's been insane here. I finally graduated (got my BS to prove that I know my BS) but work turned crazy. I do so miss the 'rons and 'ettes. I'm going to start working for The Man in a few weeks. While I will still work hard, my hours might finally allow AoS posting.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at August 12, 2012 07:05 PM (otfJ1)

83
What, you spend a billion throwing rockets at another planet, but only build the landing craft out of spit-and-toothpicks?

These were the people who built the Trabant, which barely worked on Earth.

Posted by: nickless at August 12, 2012 07:05 PM (MMC8r)

84 Well there's still going to be exhaust and thrust when the lunar module takes off. Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 11:01 PM

Ooohhh, rocket porn !!!

Posted by: Sheldon Hofstadter at August 12, 2012 07:05 PM (Y7XKa)

85

Can you imagine what the engineering/crew meetings at NASA look like now?  

 

My guess:

A 60 slide power point presentation that was approved by the section chief and presented by the engineer's division manager to the astronaut division lead. 

 

Neither the engineer nor the crew would be invited, as the the interaction between them would be feared to go off track.  It might lead to actual questions and concerns, which might solve some problems, but would obviously affect the successful completion of the meeting by the managers.

 

 

Posted by: rd at August 12, 2012 07:06 PM (9sUlj)

86 Huntsman Sr,as big a douche as his son.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 07:06 PM (6o4Fb)

87 Ooohhh, rocket porn !!!

Posted by: Sheldon Hofstadter at August 12, 2012 11:05 PM

Oooops !!!

Posted by: Leonard Hofstadter at August 12, 2012 07:07 PM (Y7XKa)

88 62 They can get blown down without atmosphere? (Don't laugh at the science-challenged please.) Blown down by the engine blast when the Lunar Module took off. There is video of the Apollo 11 lunar liftoff where you can actually see the flag being blown.

Posted by: rickl at August 12, 2012 07:07 PM (sdi6R)

89 Mars looks like a great place for Mtn. Biking.

Yes, but it's not the kind of place to raise your kids.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 12, 2012 07:07 PM (xKC/c)

90 The worst part about the Kardashian Sex Tape: It's boring. And Twelve Angry Men is manipulative tripe. I hated it.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 12, 2012 07:07 PM (OIuTH)

91 33 Buzzion,

which is actually a rather fitting metaphor for what we've become versus who we once were...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 07:07 PM (LRFds)

92 85 You forgot ,part of the presentation must credit muslims as well.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 07:08 PM (6o4Fb)

93 Martian Boobehs are fine by me.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2012 10:51 PM (8nxgz)


Agreed.

Posted by: John Carter of Mars at August 12, 2012 10:58 PM (sZTYJ)

 

I had those books in junior high. Being female myself, and not wanting to deal with the boys looking at the cover, the heroine aquired a shirt.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 07:08 PM (JB7VT)

94 what does Overnigh mean?

Posted by: BlackOrchidMissesDagny at August 12, 2012 07:08 PM (J6kXj)

95 sven, in the case of NASA, arguably the Government did build that Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 11:05 PM (QTHTd) No they didn't.

Posted by: The Roswell Gray Aliens at August 12, 2012 07:08 PM (sZTYJ)

96 Gah... I'm trying to hang out until at least three digit posting but the clock is mocking me. I need to be at work in less than 7 hours... Boo, hiss.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at August 12, 2012 07:08 PM (otfJ1)

97 Ima - congradulations!

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 07:09 PM (QTHTd)

98 The Spice Girls at the Closing Ceremonies?

Has-Been Girl Group for a Has-Been Country. Sounds right

Posted by: Leonard Hofstadter at August 12, 2012 07:09 PM (Y7XKa)

99 Over due for a reboot of Twelve Angry Men, the Re-angering.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at August 12, 2012 07:09 PM (9HhTH)

100 77 True - although I think all of them had engineering degrees and were quite technically adept.
Posted by: Mætenloch at August 12, 2012 10:58 PM (xROTy)

If you know how to use a slide rule you can rule the post apocalyptic world.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 11:03 PM (u3Rkr)

 

There's a great line in that "From the Earth to the Moon" HBO miniseries.  The engineers are building/designing the lunar lander, and were eliminating some of the windows, so one guy was concerned about them using one set of windows and having to change their orientation through it all.  The response he got back was "They're astronauts.  They're smart, they'll figure it out"

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 07:09 PM (GULKT)

101 98 The Spice Girls at the Closing Ceremonies? Posted by: Leonard Hofstadter at August 12, 2012 11:09 PM (Y7XKa) They are all scary Spices now.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 12, 2012 07:09 PM (OIuTH)

102 TIL the Soviets sent numerous probes to Venus, and of the few that touched down, they were all rendered inoperative within hours by the caustic atmosphere. What, you spend a billion throwing rockets at another planet, but only build the landing craft out of spit-and-toothpicks? Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at August 12, 2012 11:03 PM (2Oas0) The surface temperature of Venus is hot enough to melt lead and the atmospheric pressure is 90 atmospheres. The atmosphere is not caustic, it is corrosive. Hot, high pressure carbon dioxide with just a dash of sulfuric acid to spice things up a bit. The Soviets did a fine job.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 07:09 PM (u3Rkr)

103 95.....

we MAY have borrowed that

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 07:10 PM (LRFds)

104 Thanks, Boulder Hobo. Please show your appreciation by avoiding the porta-potties I am forced to use.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at August 12, 2012 07:10 PM (otfJ1)

105 sven, in the case of NASA, arguably the Government did build that Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 11:05 PM (QTHTd) Just the movie sets. I did the rest!

Posted by: Stanley Kubrick at August 12, 2012 07:10 PM (sZTYJ)

106 rd,

No PowerPoints back then - it would have been blackboards, probably.  No PCs.  Just slide rules. 

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 12, 2012 07:11 PM (0Db2g)

107 Watch 12 Angry Men.  Its a great movie.  I don't think they got it wrong.  But then I believe in retribution.  Just me.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 07:11 PM (NmfLU)

108 The Spice Girls at the Closing Ceremonies?

Has-Been Girl Group for a Has-Been Country. Sounds right

Posted by: Leonard Hofstadter at August 12, 2012 11:09 PM (Y7XKa)


My sisters are over to watch the closing ceremonies with me, if they start singing and dancing to the spice girls like there back in junior high I might have to put them down.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 12, 2012 07:11 PM (ZhEoC)

109 98 The Spice Girls at the Closing Ceremonies?

I know!  Nothing shouts "collapsed cultural empire" like George Michael and the Spice Girls.

Posted by: CausticConservative at August 12, 2012 07:11 PM (gT3jF)

110 Where is the Kratos?

Posted by: Not Dick Saslaw at August 12, 2012 07:11 PM (ECYvo)

111 I learned a new song this weekend, by Liz Phair. But I'm too embarrassed to link it. Posted by: rickl at August 12, 2012 10:45 PM
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Flower?

http://tinyurl.com/8nlco6b

Posted by: Magic Flute at August 12, 2012 07:12 PM (ay6+/)

112 81 BH,

well I was using the imperial *I* which IIRC Anglic protocol used to be *we*....BUT

The American taxpayer gifting the government the resources to subsidize NASA and contractors built the space program.....

Presidents just get photo ops and blowjobs from politicized directors.....

especially ones who kill manned space flight programs and nuke our Mars mission budget and replace the mission with Muslim Outreach Gloabal Warming Theory

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 07:12 PM (LRFds)

113 79 TIL the Soviets sent numerous probes to Venus, and of the few that touched down, they were all rendered inoperative within hours by the caustic atmosphere. What, you spend a billion throwing rockets at another planet, but only build the landing craft out of spit-and-toothpicks? Yeah, you to build a lander that can survive in that environment. Extremely high temperatures and enormous atmospheric pressure. Oh yes, and sulfuric acid clouds, too.

Posted by: rickl at August 12, 2012 07:12 PM (sdi6R)

114 Just the movie sets. I did the rest!

Posted by: Stanley Kubrick at August 12, 2012 11:10 PM (sZTYJ)


I think this was your best.






http://tinyurl.com/8j3oaqf

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at August 12, 2012 07:13 PM (3ZjAP)

115 Glad I never saw "12 Angry Men". I did see "Erin Brockovitch". Then I found out that she was a liar. I saw "The Conspirator" and found out that Mary Surratt probably DID run a safe house for conspiracy.

So I assume that whenever Hollywood spins me a courtroom drama, the guy (or nice widowed Southern lady) who gets all the violins for a soundtrack when s/he/it ascends the gallows is GUILTY.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 07:14 PM (QTHTd)

116 sven, in the case of NASA, arguably the Government did build that

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 11:05 PM (QTHTd)


Actually, it was NASA's muslim outreach that built that!

Posted by: Hrothgar with improved RINO Tolerance at August 12, 2012 07:14 PM (Cnqmv)

117 The surface temperature of Venus is hot enough to melt lead and the atmospheric pressure is 90 atmospheres. The atmosphere is not caustic, it is corrosive. Hot, high pressure carbon dioxide with just a dash of sulfuric acid to spice things up a bit. The Soviets did a fine job. Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 11:09 PM (u3Rkr) The upper atmosphere is actually quite earth-like. Earth (or near-Earth) gravity, pressure, and temperature. Our 80% N2/ 20%O2 atmosphere would be a lifting gas.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 12, 2012 07:14 PM (sZTYJ)

118 92 Steevy,

I wonder why we skip the Micronesians and Aussie locals.....they had actual relays.....

I dunno I almost think Captain Shoutout there at 1600 Penn is trying to tell us something

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 07:14 PM (LRFds)

119 Posted by: The Political Hat at August 12, 2012 11:14 PM (sZTYJ) There perfect place for floating cities.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 07:16 PM (u3Rkr)

120 Adios, amigos y amorons! Hope to see you all soon. I'm heading off to sleep so that I can do battle tomorrow to save our tax dollars.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at August 12, 2012 07:16 PM (otfJ1)

121 oh and hey Barry did build THAT inarguably.....

I do not recall JFK saying....

"by the end of the decade I want Abdul feeling FUCKIN' AWESOME AND ORGASMING WITH SELF_ESTEEM!"

Maybe I need a new history book.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 07:17 PM (LRFds)

122 It's official we rocked the olympics; 46 golds, 29 silvers, 29 bronze, 104 total medals. Largest medal count for a none host country ever! We did this with a pretty clean team competing against a lot of dopers, I'm rather impressed.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 12, 2012 07:17 PM (ZhEoC)

123 #113


No problem. The damn thing will just be far too heavy to transport to Venus at anything like a reasonable price.

We still have a long ways to go on the whole inexpensive egress from the gravity well problem. Adds a crapload of zeroes to any interesting project.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 07:17 PM (kcfmt)

124 Glad I never saw "12 Angry Men". I did see "Erin Brockovitch". Then I found out that she was a liar. I saw "The Conspirator" and found out that Mary Surratt probably DID run a safe house for conspiracy. So I assume that whenever Hollywood spins me a courtroom drama, the guy (or nice widowed Southern lady) who gets all the violins for a soundtrack when s/he/it ascends the gallows is GUILTY. Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 11:14 PM (QTHTd) Frankly, I'd love to see a version of The Crucible where there really are witches who get away with it. It's the only way to make is accurate as a parable of the HUAC investigations.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 12, 2012 07:18 PM (sZTYJ)

125 Wow, 100+ comments per day.

Is there an official AoS weekly record?

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 12, 2012 07:18 PM (mPop8)

Posted by: Some Moron at August 12, 2012 07:18 PM (AUeaU)

127 Is this a thing?

http://tinyurl.com/bu6mgum

My congressman is an unbelievable douche bag.  Could not happen to a nicer guy.

Posted by: CausticConservative at August 12, 2012 07:18 PM (gT3jF)

128

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 11:09 PM (u3Rkr)

 

Being from CO, a (science club?) field trip was to Martin-Marietta.  Some of the engineers told us how happy they were when the first Venus lander entered Venusian atmosphere and everything was *green* and beautiful...and then they realized the cameras weren't adjusted correctly.  They were also very angry that there'd been no more manned flights in so long.  Would hate to think of what they have to say now.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 07:19 PM (JB7VT)

129 There perfect place for floating cities. Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 11:16 PM (u3Rkr) They are like giant bouncy boobies for Venus...

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 12, 2012 07:19 PM (sZTYJ)

130 122 We are on our way back.  Just one more election to start the process in earnest.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 07:20 PM (NmfLU)

131 126 Boxxy + Heather Minx - 1/2 Cleavage = What's the point?

The point is most people watched it expecting cleavage due to the dubious captioning.

Posted by: CausticConservative at August 12, 2012 07:20 PM (gT3jF)

132 So I assume that whenever Hollywood spins me a courtroom drama, the guy (or nice widowed Southern lady) who gets all the violins for a soundtrack when s/he/it ascends the gallows is GUILTY
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One of the Pirates of the Caribeean movies starts off with the British hanging a bunch of pirates. I guess I wasn't supposed to be cheering at that point.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 07:20 PM (AUeaU)

133 >>My congressman is an unbelievable douche bag. Could not happen to a nicer >>guy.

At least he doesn't hate Jews. Wait, you're not a Jew are you?

Posted by: James P. Moran, Jr. at August 12, 2012 07:20 PM (ECYvo)

134 The point is most people watched it expecting cleavage due to the dubious captioning.
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Can't we sue over that or something?

Posted by: Some Moron at August 12, 2012 07:20 PM (AUeaU)

135 Clearly, the Venusian environment proves that only humans can fuck up a planet like that.

Posted by: rickl at August 12, 2012 07:21 PM (sdi6R)

136 Good eve...huh, well, ain't that somethin'? I landed on the sock list without ending up on the chatty list. Huh. Huh.

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 07:21 PM (HWUv9)

137 Winning Olympic medals is nice but you know who won a lot?The Soviets(and neo soviet Russians still do)and the rest of the commie block,while their system was collapsing.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 07:23 PM (6o4Fb)

138 #126

Heather Minx - 1/2 the cleavage is still well into Ecchi territory.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 07:23 PM (kcfmt)

139 Have any of your seen the ad put out by Hollywood libs pretending to care about the military called "I've got your Six?" 

I'm seething that Sarah Jessica Parker, et al are using our troops.  Again.

Keep it up libs.  No one cares about your films or your shitty tv shows.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 07:23 PM (UOM48)

140 “Congressman Bruce Braley is using taxpayer resources to fund his reelection campaign,” said Lange advisor Cody Brown. “This is an outrageous breach of the public’s trust and we call on the Office of Congressional Ethics to immediately launch a formal congressional investigation into the conduct of Braley’s Washington office.”
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Perhaps someone should take a closer look at President Precedent's spending habits too?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 07:23 PM (AUeaU)

141 If GM goes bust before November, the SCoaMF's little "I'll do to America what I did to the auto industry" will be a justly deserved albatross. http://tinyurl.com/d97swk4 Wait, does he eat albatross in addition to dogs?

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 12, 2012 07:24 PM (sZTYJ)

142 Clearly, the Venusian environment proves that only humans can fuck up a planet like that. Posted by: rickl at August 12, 2012 11:21 PM (sdi6R) Maybe Venus was much more like Earth a few billion years ago and some Aliens went there and caused a horrible catastrophe. I see a scifi book in that.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 07:25 PM (u3Rkr)

143 Well, the List tells me I need to get back to painting hallways and cleaning closets.  Yay me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 07:25 PM (UOM48)

144 Cody Brown.

Sounds like the protagonist of a series of mystery novels for pre-teens.

Posted by: CausticConservative at August 12, 2012 07:25 PM (gT3jF)

145

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 11:23 PM (UOM4

 

Very glad your boy's going to be home soon. Please  give him a "thank you" for his service from me and my kids.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 07:26 PM (JB7VT)

146 111 I learned a new song this weekend, by Liz Phair. But I'm too embarrassed to link it. Posted by: rickl at August 12, 2012 10:45 PM -------- Flower? http://tinyurl.com/8nlco6b Nope, mine is actually catchy. Let me put it this way: It would have been perfect for Friday afternoon's "The science is settled" thread.

Posted by: rickl at August 12, 2012 07:26 PM (sdi6R)

147 Maybe Venus was much more like Earth a few billion years ago and some Aliens went there and caused a horrible catastrophe.

I see a scifi book in that.
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I'm thinking...Time Traveling Tea Partiers!

Posted by: Some Hollywierdo at August 12, 2012 07:26 PM (AUeaU)

148 #139

This is the lily livered bunch who says supporting the troops is only done by bringing them home. No concern for whether said troops care about the mission or not.

I remember when I saw this ad it appeared to be a parade of people who'd made failed anti-war movies in recent years.

Glenn Reynolds is right: They aren't anti-war. They're just on the other side.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 07:26 PM (kcfmt)

149 hi all
hi Ima, LTNS
congratulations on your graduation

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 07:27 PM (d/5qf)

150 141 And lots and lots of cock.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 07:27 PM (6o4Fb)

151 Olympic closing ceremonies? Taking a bunch of shitty modern pop rock acts to cover classic songs by better bands? Pink Floyd? What, couldn't they get 'em? They are local. Why hire the shitty no-names to ruin a perfectly good song? Matt Lauer needs to shut the fuck up. YOU DO NOT TALK THROUGH A BRIAN MAY GUITAR SOLO, MOTHERFUCKER! And why was that crappy pop diva singing instead of the new Queen singer? American's need not apply at the London Games? What the hell? Cool, chick, you got to rub elbows with talent, now shut up and go back to living in obscurity when your career shits itself and dies. Any more deep throating of the socialist NHS?

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 07:27 PM (HWUv9)

152 Perseid meteor shower tonite...

Posted by: Anonymous at August 12, 2012 07:27 PM (Vtggp)

153 Democrats ran Venus?

Posted by: xbradtc at August 12, 2012 07:27 PM (2PsHg)

154 Maybe Venus was much more like Earth a few billion years ago and some Aliens went there and caused a horrible catastrophe. I see a scifi book in that. Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 11:25 PM (u3Rkr) Clearly Romney, after traveling time to give that woman cancer, went back billions of years and destroyed Venus so that the Oil lobby could make money...

Posted by: Barking Moonbat at August 12, 2012 07:27 PM (sZTYJ)

155 I've got a song for the ONT if it hits 666..

http://tinyurl.com/yl5lhda

Posted by: Some Hollywierdo at August 12, 2012 07:27 PM (AUeaU)

156 Let's see--the Kardashian girls have a mom who thinks they aren't smart enough to make it on their own in the world, so she pimps out video of them having sex with... who? Well why should she care. She got her cut. Must be payback for all that nasty "birth" trauma.


And we wonder at the end of civilization as we know it.


The bills for therapy are going to be huge.

Posted by: tcn at August 12, 2012 07:27 PM (SJnOF)

157 139 Jane,

Common grunt man to man is "I've got your back"....

in vehicles on a comm it is "I've got the six, or You're covered"

in Obama's military jargon it is "watch this drive"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 07:28 PM (LRFds)

158 I'm thinking...Time Traveling Tea Partiers!

Posted by: Some Hollywierdo at August 12, 2012 11:26 PM (AUeaU)


Starring: Koch Brothers and their Demented Time Machine

Darth Cheney, Evil Overlord

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 07:28 PM (d/5qf)

159 Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 11:25 PM (u3Rkr)

Actually, Venus was a garden paradise until the Venusians started driving those damn SUVs.

Posted by: Hrothgar with improved RINO Tolerance at August 12, 2012 07:28 PM (Cnqmv)

160 "Tonight we're gonna kick-it Martian-style."

That background looks remarkably like what one would see out the window of a car on I-40 between Barstow, CA and the NV border...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at August 12, 2012 07:28 PM (9srI4)

161 #147

Stephen Baxter did that one in 'Moonseed.' Turns out bring back rocks fromt he Moon was a really bad idea. No aliens but the same thing starts happening to Earth and finding a new home acquires a serious deadline.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 07:29 PM (kcfmt)

162 Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 11:27 PM (HWUv9)

Now you know why the athletes book their flights for Saturday night.

Posted by: tcn at August 12, 2012 07:29 PM (SJnOF)

163 151 Nice rant Robert.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 07:29 PM (6o4Fb)

164 GM was only held together with paper clips and masking tape for the last quarter's report.  Afterwards it was discovered that government fleet sales contributed most of the sales growth.

They cannot allow a bad GM report at any time before the election.  We are all fascists now.

Posted by: CausticConservative at August 12, 2012 07:29 PM (gT3jF)

165 Glenn Reynolds is right: They aren't anti-war. They're just on the other side.
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Notice that after Jan 2009, *anything* the President does to the poor oppressed wittle Salafists is ok?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 07:29 PM (AUeaU)

166 I notice this is the the "Overnigh" Open Thread. All poetic and stuff.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 12, 2012 07:29 PM (mPop8)

167 eman, Maybe Venus was much more like Earth a few billion years ago and some Aliens went there and caused a horrible catastrophe. I see a scifi book in that.

IT'S VENEREAL WARMING! Oh, wait, that title's already reserved for Sandra Fluke's autobiography.

Whatever you call it, be assured that book'll get snapped up by a Manhattan publisher. Quick, contact Stephen King's agent. Then get to writing that leftwing horseshit.

You won't be convincing anyone of anything; but that's fine, we'll get the joke. And at least you'll be taking money from Democrats for a change

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 07:29 PM (QTHTd)

168 Maybe Venus was much more like Earth a few billion years ago and some Aliens went there and caused a horrible catastrophe. I see a scifi book in that. Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 11:25 PM (u3Rkr) Reminds me of "Black Magic" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Magic_(manga)

Posted by: ザ 政治的 帽子 at August 12, 2012 07:29 PM (sZTYJ)

169 Speaking of science:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fI8834iCgo

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 07:30 PM (d/5qf)

170
Any more deep throating of the socialist NHS?
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I'll be your suckleberry

Posted by: President Precedent at August 12, 2012 07:30 PM (AUeaU)

171 I notice this is the the "Overnigh" Open Thread. All poetic and stuff.
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There once was a lad from Chicago (or Hawaii)....

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 07:31 PM (AUeaU)

172 Speaking of science: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fI8834iCgo Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 11:30 PM (d/5qf) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDe5Ckt4joQ

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 12, 2012 07:32 PM (sZTYJ)

173 This is for Matt Lauer,Andrea Mitchell et al. 7. I Hate You [Eric "Joie" Mastrokolas / Brett Dodwell / Roy Hansen] [by Verbal Abuse] You were just a waste of sperm They way you look Makes my stomach turn The way you think Is no way at all God you really think you have balls I hate you Ain't it true I hate you And everything you do You walk around like a fucking dick And everytime you're near You know I get real sick You're so stupid There's nothing in your head God how I wish that you were dead I hate you Ain't it true I hate you And everything you do [Repeat intro.]

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 07:33 PM (6o4Fb)

174 155 I've got a song for the ONT if it hits 666..

http://tinyurl.com/yl5lhda

Posted by: Some Hollywierdo at August 12, 2012 11:27 PM (AUeaU)


that is an awesome song even if ONT doesn't reach 666

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 07:33 PM (d/5qf)

175 I notice this is the the "Overnigh" Open Thread. All poetic and stuff. Posted by: Waterhouse at August 12, 2012 11:29 PM (mPop The end is nigh!

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 07:33 PM (HWUv9)

176 Do you think the Germans drink so much because their beer is so awesome, or do you think they learned how to make such awesome beer because they drink so much?

Asking the important questions.

Posted by: Vermin at August 12, 2012 07:34 PM (dAIU+)

177 jeez steevy how do you really feel? my personal preference is the much milder "When Will You Die?" by TMBG

Posted by: BlackOrchidMissesDagny at August 12, 2012 07:34 PM (J6kXj)

178 Nope, mine is actually catchy.

Let me put it this way: It would have been perfect for Friday afternoon's "The science is settled" thread. Posted by: rickl at August 12, 2012 11:26 PM
-------------------
Well, it's about time for my yearly Liz Phair fest anyway. Now listening to Divorce Song with Carnivore up next. I do love that naughty little minx.

Posted by: Time Travelling Flaneur at August 12, 2012 07:34 PM (ay6+/)

179 Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 11:33 PM (6o4Fb) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAXzGkzj5E8 \m/

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 07:34 PM (HWUv9)

180 I'll tell you what Paul: I'll purposely tank the VP debate, and you give me a couple of strips of those luxurious follicles of yours. I need to restock. M'kay?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 12, 2012 07:35 PM (eKWTg)

181

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at August 12, 2012 11:28 PM (9srI4

 

What a shitty drive. 

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 07:35 PM (NmfLU)

182 Political Hat: Frankly, I'd love to see a version of The Crucible where there really are witches who get away with it. It's the only way to make is accurate as a parable of the HUAC investigations.

That was the idea behind Nicolas Cage's "Season of the Witch". Not an entirely successful movie, admittedly.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 07:35 PM (QTHTd)

183 Hey!Buckaroo Banzai is on at midnite if you have MGM HD.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 07:36 PM (6o4Fb)

184

Something is seriously wrong here.

Cake girl is missing and there is no joy in fapville.

Posted by: JimboHoffa at August 12, 2012 07:36 PM (dAfqy)

185 What the hell is a "pet shop boys" I'm little scared right now.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 12, 2012 07:36 PM (ZhEoC)

186
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDe5Ckt4joQ

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 12, 2012 11:32 PM (sZTYJ)


awesome

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 07:36 PM (d/5qf)

187 Woo. Traci rocks

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 07:37 PM (QTHTd)

188 117 Our 80% N2/ 20%O2 atmosphere would be a lifting gas.

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But would it be fizzy?

Posted by: Charlie and Grandpa at August 12, 2012 07:37 PM (1c58W)

189 ""Maybe Venus was much more like Earth a few billion years ago and some Aliens went there and caused a horrible catastrophe.""




Yeah, the aliens didn't pack out their occutards.

Posted by: Berserker at August 12, 2012 07:37 PM (FMbng)

190 Reminds me of Curve

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 07:38 PM (QTHTd)

191 Apparently You Tube has given up on matching videos.

This was linked after "I Hate You"

http://tinyurl.com/8g6ahpn

Which is interesting...but nothing to do with Slayer or hating people.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 07:38 PM (AUeaU)

192 I went to the Iowa State Fair today with my son and husband.  I was underwhelmed.  Maybe I'm getting old and cranky.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 12, 2012 07:38 PM (bMLFV)

193 The Mars pic looks like an area outside of Bakersfield, proving beyond a Harry Reid that dems diverted the Mars money to cigs and chartered busses, and photoshopped the entire Mars mission.

Posted by: Hal Burton at August 12, 2012 07:38 PM (vj51i)

194 have to say, Fate/Stay Night has been a pretty good read so far

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 07:39 PM (tw6Ar)

195 Frankly, I'd love to see a version of The Crucible where there really are witches who get away with it. It's the only way to make is accurate as a parable of the HUAC investigations.
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See the original Wicker Man with Christopher Lee.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 07:39 PM (AUeaU)

196 That magazine cover, despite its  hints of intellectual depth and artistic genius, is replete with errors:


the guy with the Nazi armband is wearing a Wehrmacht visor cap, and no rank insignia.  The Hakenkreuz is pinned on wrong.

Posted by: Borden in Bordentown ( NJ ) at August 12, 2012 07:39 PM (Dll6b)

197 194 have to say, Fate/Stay Night has been a pretty good read so far

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 11:39 PM (tw6Ar)


that is one of my favourite animes EVAR!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 12, 2012 07:40 PM (r7Ddb)

198 192 Katya,

"Wait 'til you get a load of me!"

//9% of our current electrical capacity when EPA gets done

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 07:40 PM (LRFds)

199
My favorite Curve Song

http://tinyurl.com/8efma9r

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 07:40 PM (AUeaU)

200 the guy with the Nazi armband is wearing a Wehrmacht visor cap, and no rank insignia. The Hakenkreuz is pinned on wrong. Posted by: Borden in Bordentown ( NJ ) at August 12, 2012 11:39 PM (Dll6b) Nothing worse than a sloppy Nazi.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 07:41 PM (u3Rkr)

201 Remember when Pele' used to be the toast of NYC? Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Nukie at August 12, 2012 07:41 PM (AzwZn)

202 Woo. Traci rocks
***
Who knew the guys doing the Mortal Kombat soundtrack brought her on for her oral talents? Um...other oral talents.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 07:42 PM (AUeaU)

203 Nothing worse than a sloppy Nazi.
***
Fuck you.

Posted by: Barry sneaking home from Man Country at August 12, 2012 07:42 PM (AUeaU)

204 Question for the morons: if Batman wasn't called Batman, but rather picked another name, what would that name have been? BTW, don't suggest copyrighted names. Assume they are already taken, like they actually are.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 12, 2012 07:42 PM (KL4Oe)

205 179 Bit of trivia.Tom Araya played none of the base on the covers.Kerry And Jeff took turns(Tom only played bass on the original track on the CD Gemini)

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 07:42 PM (6o4Fb)

206 Oh, one underrated movie is "Black Death", on the topic of witchcraft and mediaeval man's fear thereof.

In short, it's a secular village, and the Church is there to cleanse it of its heresy. Where it gets INTERESTING is that ...

Well, usually one expects Hollywood to make the heretics into the good guys. This may or may not be the case here. You should watch it.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 07:43 PM (QTHTd)

207 See the original Wicker Man with Christopher Lee.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 11:39 PM (AUeaU)



The continuing debate regarding that movie is whether or not that was really Britt Ekland naked or a body double.  Both side intrigue me....

Posted by: Borden in Bordentown ( NJ ) at August 12, 2012 07:43 PM (Dll6b)

208 Question for the morons: if Batman wasn't called Batman, but rather picked another name, what would that name have been? BTW, don't suggest copyrighted names. Assume they are already taken, like they actually are. Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 12, 2012 11:42 PM (KL4Oe) Utility Belt Man or The Robinator.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 07:44 PM (u3Rkr)

209

"Wait 'til you get a load of me!"

//9% of our current electrical capacity when EPA gets done

 

 

 

There will be no fair then.  Electricity was the one thing there was plenty of at the fair.  On second hand I may learn to love the State Fair.  With all that capitalism going on, I'm sure liberals hate it with a burning passion.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 12, 2012 07:44 PM (bMLFV)

210 >>Oh, one underrated movie is "Black Death", on the topic of witchcraft and mediaeval man's fear thereof.

I'm offended.

Posted by: Yarsinia pestis at August 12, 2012 07:44 PM (ECYvo)

211 43 Pegged the engineer right away in that photo: 1. Pocket protector. 2. Full of pens.

-------

Heh. I didn't even noticed. I pegged him by playing "which face don't I recognize?".

Posted by: Anachronda at August 12, 2012 07:44 PM (1c58W)

212 204 Night Hunter?

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 07:44 PM (6o4Fb)

213 204 Question for the morons: if Batman wasn't called Batman, but rather picked another name, what would that name have been? Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 12, 2012 11:42 PM (KL4Oe) Bruce Wayne the Crazy Billionaire that Dresses Up Like a Bat to Fight Crime?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 12, 2012 07:44 PM (OIuTH)

214 ""Question for the morons: if Batman wasn't called Batman, but rather picked another name, what would that name have been? BTW, don't suggest copyrighted names.""




Ambiguously gay dude in grey tights heading to a masquerade.

Posted by: Berserker at August 12, 2012 07:45 PM (FMbng)

215 With all that capitalism going on, I'm sure liberals hate it with a burning passion. Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 12, 2012 11:44 PM (bMLFV) That and the Fried [insert food item here].

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 12, 2012 07:45 PM (OIuTH)

216 "The Last Exorcism" is like that too. (evil is evil) And that really good one - also about exorcism - with Bill Paxton . . . am blanking . . .

Posted by: BlackOrchidMissesDagny at August 12, 2012 07:45 PM (J6kXj)

217 I've been thinking lately about what a shitty mayor Rahm Emmanuel is. What the hell experience does that little douche have to run a major city? What a disaster.

Posted by: Nukie at August 12, 2012 07:45 PM (AzwZn)

218 207 I vote that it was Britt.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 07:45 PM (6o4Fb)

219 18-1: that album had a lot of awesome on it. Hard to pick just one, although I picked "Hung Up" on account of Toni going bass. I like it when Toni goes bass.

brb

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 07:45 PM (QTHTd)

220 213,

"Sued into penury"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 07:46 PM (LRFds)

221 the guy with the Nazi armband

What, you don't recognize Oberstahmfuhrer Romney?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 07:46 PM (d/5qf)

222 Truman @204 Die Fledermaus! of course. That's my drive-by posting for tonight. Aiming for the Bottom of the Posters list trophy.

Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at August 12, 2012 07:46 PM (lBpVP)

223 I'm addicted to adrenalin and it's going to end badly.

Posted by: walter white at August 12, 2012 07:47 PM (vDl/w)

224 Batman - might have been called The Night Vigilante or is that too boring? that other film I couldn't remember was Frailty. loved that movie

Posted by: BlackOrchidMissesDagny at August 12, 2012 07:47 PM (J6kXj)

225 "Question for the morons: if Batman wasn't called Batman, but rather picked another name, what would that name have been? BTW, don't suggest copyrighted names."" ---------------------------------------- I like Assman myself, but he would have to get laid more.

Posted by: Nukie at August 12, 2012 07:47 PM (AzwZn)

226 217 Nukie,

But he helped run barack's campaign and er uh ah chief of staff um green shoots, uh knife, dead, um......


//the cockroach in the wasteland or Chicago or Detroit that learns to read...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 07:47 PM (LRFds)

227 Flying Mammal Man Guns Can Kill Me Man Pointy Ears Man Knows Commissioner Gordon Man

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 07:47 PM (u3Rkr)

228 206 Oh, one underrated movie is "Black Death", on the topic of witchcraft and mediaeval man's fear thereof.

In short, it's a secular village, and the Church is there to cleanse it of its heresy. Where it gets INTERESTING is that ...

Well, usually one expects Hollywood to make the heretics into the good guys. This may or may not be the case here. You should watch it.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 11:43 PM (QTHTd)



saw it. loved it. NOT expected. Not pedestrian, or derivative.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 12, 2012 07:48 PM (r7Ddb)

229 224 Cool concept.I have the DVD.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 07:48 PM (6o4Fb)

230 It doesn't matter about Rahm. These Democrat cities can practically run THEMSELVES into the ground nowadays. no sweat!

Posted by: BlackOrchidMissesDagny at August 12, 2012 07:48 PM (J6kXj)

231 204 Question for the morons: if Batman wasn't called Batman, but rather picked another name, what would that name have been?
Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 12, 2012 11:42 PM (KL4Oe)


I'd think something like the Dark Avenger.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 07:48 PM (d/5qf)

232 223 WW,

depends on perspective champ....

you've faced death with cancer, you've fucked death in skyler, maybe it is just time to go home Walt...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 07:49 PM (LRFds)

233 204 Question for the morons: if Batman wasn't called Batman, but rather picked another name, what would that name have been? Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 12, 2012 11:42 PM Felix Unger, Crime Fighter?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2012 07:49 PM (JMmQ9)

234 228 The one with Sean Bean?

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 07:49 PM (6o4Fb)

235 What, you don't recognize Oberstahmfuhrer Romney?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 11:46 PM (d/5qf)



why yes,  I did, but he should know that the 'Iron Cross' goes below the pocket

Posted by: Borden in Bordentown ( NJ ) at August 12, 2012 07:50 PM (Dll6b)

236

Wow. What a great episode of Breaking Bad.

And RIP Joe Kubert :-(

Posted by: Z Ryan at August 12, 2012 07:50 PM (tsC/8)

237 186.  Talking to the kid.  Huh.  I still have an Oingo Boingo vinyl album.  Brings back some memories.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 07:50 PM (NmfLU)

238 230 BO,

Amen!

Dayton Ohio
Toledo Ohio
Cleveland Ohio
Akron Ohio
Youngstown Ohio
Buffalo NY
Philadelphia PA

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 07:50 PM (LRFds)

239 ""Question for the morons: if Batman wasn't called Batman, but rather picked another name, what would that name have been? BTW, don't suggest copyrighted names.""




Bitchin' man-cave dude.

Posted by: Berserker at August 12, 2012 07:50 PM (FMbng)

240
Well, usually one expects Hollywood to make the heretics into the good guys. This may or may not be the case here. You should watch it.
***
Hmm...the Church is definitely the greater villain though.

It was an interesting movie, but it fits in with Hollywood normal themes perfectly.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 07:50 PM (AUeaU)

241 Not Easy to See in the Dark Man Drives a Scary Black Car Man

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 07:51 PM (u3Rkr)

242 Question for the morons: if Batman wasn't called Batman, but rather picked another name, what would that name have been?
***
I'm going to go out on a limb.

Manbat

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 07:51 PM (AUeaU)

243 222 Truman @204 Die Fledermaus!

--------

Fledermaus is taken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkM-nRL_U38 about 1:39.

In the boring live action version, he was called Bat Manuel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFyzGkBKkBw




Posted by: Anachronda at August 12, 2012 07:52 PM (1c58W)

244 Die Fledermaus! of course. That's my drive-by posting for tonight. Aiming for the Bottom of the Posters list trophy. Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at August 12, 2012 11:46 PM (lBpVP) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkM-nRL_U38#t=1m37s

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 12, 2012 07:52 PM (sZTYJ)

245 240 Gary Oldman not Sean Bean right?Yeah,quite anti Christian.

Posted by: steevy at August 12, 2012 07:52 PM (6o4Fb)

246 And now this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G37NVIhSb7A

Traci again.

I'm not a pedobear if I'm trolling for Traci at age 40something, right?

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 07:52 PM (QTHTd)

247 If You Are in Deep Shit Call Superman Man

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 07:53 PM (u3Rkr)

248 The 100% Heterosexual Crime Fighter

http://tinyurl.com/cet553a

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 07:53 PM (d/5qf)

249 All answers have been considered. Die Fleidermaus is my favorite. I did expect some outta the box thinking...

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 12, 2012 07:53 PM (KL4Oe)

250 hmm it's like a sausagefest in here tonite huh? ...just how I like it!

Posted by: BlackOrchidMissesDagny at August 12, 2012 07:53 PM (J6kXj)

251 ""Question for the morons: if Batman wasn't called Batman, but rather
picked another name, what would that name have been? BTW, don't suggest
copyrighted names.""

EL Luchador de Techno?


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 12, 2012 07:53 PM (r7Ddb)

252 that is one of my favourite animes EVAR!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 12, 2012 11:40 PM (r7Ddb)


haven't watched the anime, downloaded the VN last night and it's been good so far

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 07:54 PM (tw6Ar)

253 Die Fleidermaus was TAKEN come on now Edlund already did that one my vote is ManBat!

Posted by: BlackOrchidMissesDagny at August 12, 2012 07:54 PM (J6kXj)

254 In the boring live action version, he was called Bat Manuel. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFyzGkBKkBw Posted by: Anachronda at August 12, 2012 11:52 PM (1c58W) he's not eligible for President! Wait... that was what we were talking about right?

Posted by: Insane Birther at August 12, 2012 07:54 PM (sZTYJ)

255 My suggestion was Ordeal. Like the Medieval trials.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 12, 2012 07:54 PM (KL4Oe)

256 whoops Gushka's here, scratch that. I'm not the only girl anymore, sniff!

Posted by: BlackOrchidMissesDagny at August 12, 2012 07:54 PM (J6kXj)

257 Well, we were playing Curve in here earlier, which is like the bat-signal for Alexthechick

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 07:55 PM (QTHTd)

258 Question for the morons: if Batman wasn't called Batman, but rather picked another name, what would that name have been? Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 12, 2012 11:42 PM (KL4Oe)/i] I call him lucky! To get those three wards Dick, Todd, and Tim all to himself.

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 12, 2012 07:56 PM (sZTYJ)

259 Just wanted to share this tweet here because I'm kind of proud of it...

asking your mugger if he'd like to come home with you and have sex with your wife.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 07:56 PM (3yCFy)

260 256 whoops Gushka's here, scratch that.

I'm not the only girl anymore, sniff!

Posted by: BlackOrchidMissesDagny at August 12, 2012 11:54 PM (J6kXj)


oop! im sorry... didnt mean to go and make you feel Nawt Speshul.... i can go if you like and read another thread...

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 12, 2012 07:56 PM (r7Ddb)

261 Speaking of Batman;

http://tinyurl.com/y2f3ro

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 07:56 PM (AUeaU)

262 Tapped Catwoman Man

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 07:57 PM (u3Rkr)

263 See the original Wicker Man with Christopher Lee. Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 11:39 PM (AUeaU) Some mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llMwXSyLr20

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 12, 2012 07:57 PM (sZTYJ)

264 lol I'm just joking around gushka! doing my usual "if I stay up late I can postpone the workweek" thing and playing

Posted by: BlackOrchidMissesDagny at August 12, 2012 07:57 PM (J6kXj)

265 Have any of your seen the ad put out by Hollywood libs pretending to care about the military called "I've got your Six?"

I'm seething that Sarah Jessica Parker, et al are using our troops. Again.

Keep it up libs. No one cares about your films or your shitty tv shows.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 12, 2012 11:23 PM (UOM4

 

Yeah, the wife and I saw it the other day and just about gagged when Alec Baldwin of all people appeared in that commercial.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 12, 2012 07:58 PM (lxc0s)

266 No way, sven10077. It's time to cook.

Posted by: walter white at August 12, 2012 07:58 PM (vDl/w)

267 See the original Wicker Man with Christopher Lee. Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 11:39 PM (AUeaU) Some more metal mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTv3pgxjXiw

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 12, 2012 07:59 PM (sZTYJ)

268 "Question for the morons: if Batman wasn't called Batman, but rather picked another name, what would that name have been? BTW, don't suggest
copyrighted names."


Mitt Romney, with his sidekick, Ryan The Boy Wonder!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 07:59 PM (3yCFy)

269 Mitt Romney, with his sidekick, Ryan The Boy Wonder!Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler

We all know Ryan is Batman.

Posted by: Z Ryan at August 12, 2012 08:00 PM (tsC/8)

270 Ryan The Boy Wonder!
***
Wait...will there be hotpants at the debates?

I'll be there for you Joe...front row man!

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 12, 2012 08:00 PM (AUeaU)

271 265 DR,

Yeah I was really entertained when Arec played Jimmy Doolittle in Pearl Harbor-Please Please God let me be ON THE ARIZONA!

I want everyone to understand something I was blessed enough to meet General Doolittle once in 1988 at the USAF Museum same year I met Bush the elder.....

Jimmy Doolittle at 92 years old was more fit looking, more eloquent, and more intelligent than Arec on or off cocaine......

and he could have probably kicked his ass.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:01 PM (LRFds)

272 #269: That's what makes it so clever!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 08:01 PM (3yCFy)

273 Batman would be called The Black Bat as he was cribbed quite a bit from both Black Bat characters

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 08:01 PM (tw6Ar)

274 264 lol I'm just joking around gushka!

doing my usual "if I stay up late I can postpone the workweek" thing and playing

Posted by: BlackOrchidMissesDagny at August 12, 2012 11:57 PM (J6kXj)




SO was i. i had a hell of a bad day at work yesterday and today was mighty hot, with tornado warnings. At least i spent it with my favourite clients. Yayyy!




we can share the boys

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 12, 2012 08:02 PM (r7Ddb)

275 266 WW,

WaltWalt it's me Satan....

you died in the middle of season one bud....

You've been cooking....in hell

//some lawyer looking suspiciously like Saul Goodman

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:02 PM (LRFds)

276 259 Pretty accurate. It's a shame that the "sensitive and enlightened" progressives consider such behavior a mark of sensetivity and enlightenment instead of the stupidity it is.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 08:03 PM (JB7VT)

277 Okay, Bruce Wayne wanted a way to intimidate criminals. A bat flies through the window just then, inspiring him to create a scary bat costume, and the Batman was born.

So if it wasn't a bat, what would he have picked?

Well . . .

He might have picked something else scary. Bears are pretty damned scary. The Bearman could tear around Gotham City in a Bearmobile, using steel claws to rake criminals and swinging through windows on his Bear-lasso. (And if gay men's slang developed unchanged then by the 1990s Batman would pretty much have to come out as gay, or the title would simply fold.)

Or, if the bat didn't fly in his window he would have continued looking around his luxurious wood-paneled study. Fireplaceman? Brandy Snifterman? Paintingman? Dressingownman? Frustrated, Wayne decides to chuck the whole idea of a costume. He just goes out and beats up crooks in his suit. Makes no secret of his identity (he's got lawyers and enough money to fight any lawsuits). Bruce Wayne, Crimefighter is a hero to millions. In the DC Comics universe, he's eventually joined by Clark Kent, a superhuman fellow from Kansas, and Hal Jordan, well-known to all as Earth's resident Green Lantern Corps representative. Free of masks and unwieldy costumes, they fight evil.

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 12, 2012 08:04 PM (Rc0hz)

278 Wait...will there be hotpants at the debates? I'll be there for you Joe...front row man! Posted by: Barack Obama at August 13, 2012 12:00 AM (AUeaU) Oh my! My wittle Barry does love his hotpants!

Posted by: Barack Obama's Secret Gay Boyfriend at August 12, 2012 08:04 PM (sZTYJ)

279 VotingForObamaBidenIsLike asking your mugger if he'd like to come home with you and have sex with your wife.
***
Sounds like a pretty good trade to me. I never keep that much money in my wallet anyway.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 12, 2012 08:04 PM (AUeaU)

280 Watching  The Who at the closing ceremonies. Probably should be called The Was.

Posted by: Berserker at August 12, 2012 08:05 PM (FMbng)

281 Free of masks and unwieldy costumes, they fight evil.
***
Neither Superman nor the Green Lantern have much of a disguise to being with...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 08:06 PM (AUeaU)

282 If I was in hell, Skyler wouldn't be about to leave me. Although if she stays around, then [hmmm] you never know.

Posted by: walter white at August 12, 2012 08:07 PM (vDl/w)

283 #VotingForObamaBidenIsLike an Indian tribe signing a treaty with Andrew Jackson #VotingForObamaBidenIsLike celebrating Hanukkah in Mecca. #VotingForObamaBidenIsLike Neville Chamberlain declaring "Peace in Our Time" #VotingForObamaBidenIsLike Supporting the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact... when you're Poland.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 12, 2012 08:07 PM (sZTYJ)

284 #276: Thanks, Polli! And, yeah, sadly, you're right about your second point.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 08:08 PM (3yCFy)

285

"Question for the morons: if Batman wasn't called Batman, but rather
picked another name, what would that name have been? BTW, don't suggest

copyrighted names."

Mosquito ass breath?

Posted by: JimboHoffa at August 12, 2012 08:08 PM (dAfqy)

286 I can't stand 12 angry men, its such an overrated movie.
And yeah, comic book legend Joe Kubert who created his own college for teaching comics, and created dozens of characters before Stan Lee and Jack Kirby even got started in the industry, has died. He was a giant in the field, working back when the first comics were published and the fist superheroes invented.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 08:08 PM (r4wIV)

287 #277: IIRC, an early prototype of Batman was called Ratman.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 08:09 PM (3yCFy)

288 #275 That's a good one, sven10077. I'll have to suggest that to friends who like the show too.

You better call, Saul!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 12, 2012 08:09 PM (vDl/w)

289

Neither Superman nor the Green Lantern have much of a disguise to being with...

 

... yet, inexplicably, their true identies remain uncompromised ... must be the way they're drawn ...

Posted by: Arbalest at August 12, 2012 08:09 PM (SMrkV)

290 282 WW,

Walter, even satan has SOME small mercy....she's gonna go torment the factory owner fella for a few centuries she'll be back soon.....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:10 PM (LRFds)

291 RIP, Joe Kubert! A legend has fallen.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 08:10 PM (3yCFy)

292 277 I can haz newsletter?

Posted by: rickl at August 12, 2012 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

293 #283: Nice ones, Hat! What's your Twitter handle?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 08:10 PM (3yCFy)

294 Brandy Snifterman?

Dude.  That one's taken.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man In The World at August 12, 2012 08:11 PM (d/5qf)

295 284 Honestly, it's like such people *revel* in having absolutely no sense of self preservation. How could someone like Obama and his handlers *not* take advantage of their desire to be marks in a con?

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 08:11 PM (JB7VT)

296 289 Arbalest,

Well being t3h gayz sure helped Alan Scott also evidently a guy being named Green Lantern in a red jerkin is so stupid it knocks the people amnesiac to his face.....


Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:11 PM (LRFds)

297 47 sockpuppets in a week.  Take that, Sybil!

Posted by: Cicero at August 12, 2012 08:11 PM (zMouK)

298 Losing . . . consciousness . . . can't . . . stay . . . awake . . .

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 12, 2012 08:11 PM (Rc0hz)

299 Here is some footage of the Soviet Venus Probe, recently declassified: http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=Y4st0a0gWp0

Posted by: Oscar Goldman at August 12, 2012 08:12 PM (qpstS)

300 Actually, Superman's identity made more sense to me after watching the Christopher Reeves Superman movie than ever before I watched it. He did such a superb job of making their personalities, stature, posture, tone of voice and everything so different I could see how it probably would work for quite a while.
Green Lantern though... not so much. But his outfit is more a uniform than a costume anyway.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 08:12 PM (r4wIV)

301 288 AndyCanuck,

I wonder if Hell on Wheels is Bohanon in purgatory.....

it fits in some ways, and he did violate hallowed ground.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:12 PM (LRFds)

302 And they've got two other bitchy whiners in total now too.

I wish Walt would have been there when the sister-in-law was going nuts about Skyler smoking to have topped her.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 12, 2012 08:13 PM (vDl/w)

303 OT But there is a haggard pic at hot gas of DWS, looks like her mask is falling too. What a nasty hag.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 08:13 PM (NmfLU)

304 #300: Sadly, I don't think they'll ever find such a great actor for the role again. I thought Brandon Routh was good as Clark, but unconvincing as Superman.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 08:13 PM (3yCFy)

305 #277

DC did a piece on this back in the 70s as a filler item when 100+ issues with mostly repeats and a single new story was common. Scorpion and owl are two of the menagerie I recall. None of them was engaging enough to bother creating a cross-dimensional continuity to keep them up.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 08:14 PM (kcfmt)

306 putting your tongue on the anvil and saying, "Thank you sir, may I have another?"

Posted by: Cicero at August 12, 2012 08:14 PM (zMouK)

307 300 CT,

Yeah part of why I am sad Brandon Routh was trapped in Singers' emo film....

he did a good job of the same method of seperating the two characters....

so did Michael Keaton in Flying Mouse


bale is a better Batman but Keaton nailed Bruce Wayne's doomseeking

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:14 PM (LRFds)

308 Didn't Black Death have both Sean Bean and Gary Oldman?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 12, 2012 08:14 PM (bMLFV)

309 164 GM was only held together with paper clips and masking tape for the last quarter's report. Afterwards it was discovered that government fleet sales contributed most of the sales growth.

They cannot allow a bad GM report at any time before the election. We are all fascists now.
Posted by: CausticConservative at August 12, 2012 11:29 PM

You're going to see them put up a huge potemkin village for the MBM to crow about "GM's huge success story" Frontloading 2013 sales contracts, channel stuffing, accounting tricks, one-off subsidiary sales, and financing for anybody with a body temperature of at least 98.6. What you won't see is a big rise in the number of Chevys and Caddys you see on the road

When it collapses afterwards, it'll be either Romney's fault should he win in November, or the fault of Congress if the SCOAMF is still in charge

Posted by: kbdabear at August 12, 2012 08:15 PM (Y7XKa)

310 He did such a superb job of making their personalities, stature, posture, tone of voice and everything so different I could see how it probably would work for quite a while.
***
So if the two guys I'm having sex with actually turn out to be the same guy, I'm not a slut right?

Posted by: Lois Lane at August 12, 2012 08:15 PM (AUeaU)

311 "if Batman wasn't called Batman, but rather picked another name, what would that name have been?"

Die Fledermaus.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at August 12, 2012 08:15 PM (9srI4)

312 Or, if the bat didn't fly in his window he would have continued looking around his luxurious wood-paneled study. Fireplaceman? Brandy Snifterman? Paintingman? Dressingownman?

"The Silverfish!", Bruce exclaimed as he flipped through the first edition Don Quixote he had pulled from the shelves.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 12, 2012 08:15 PM (H3PKO)

313 I don't know if Routh's inadequacy as Superman was his fault, though, or the fault of the screenwriter and/or director. But I do know Kate Bosworth was terrible as Lois Lane. She just doesn't come across as having Lois's toughness.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 08:16 PM (3yCFy)

314 304 I never watched that one. Wasn't that the "truth,justice and that other stuff" one? Liked Routh on Chuck, but I have a thing for dark hair and blue eyes so may have graded accordingly.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 08:17 PM (JB7VT)

315 310 KDDabear,

yup....look for it with a solar company as well...

"you may have heard about alleged failures but HERE...."

and if we fall for it we have gone full Marxtard and I am tempted to run like hell....

that type of self-delusion take about 40 years to outgrow....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:17 PM (LRFds)

316 I thought Routh did an okay job with a really terribly limited and poorly-written role, but Reeve really did better. From then on, he WAS superman, that's what you associated him with, even though he'd been in other stuff and was quite good.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 08:17 PM (r4wIV)

317 287 #277: IIRC, an early prototype of Batman was called Ratman.

--------

And then his costume would look more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7QvOKFm3wg#t=2m40s

Posted by: Anachronda at August 12, 2012 08:17 PM (1c58W)

318

286  sven10077

 

That must be the explanation.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 12, 2012 08:17 PM (SMrkV)

319 I should be talking about Mikaera, I really should. But Government Motors WTF? Who the Hell is running that Mickey Mouse company now? And what kind of desperate fool would run a division for them after this showing? I'd rather run a gas station. As far as the "bias" article "garycooper" posted earlier, lying is really starting to infuriate me. This is not a debate, it's not something for further study, the evidence is so overwhelming, my entire life people have been demonstrating the facts of the matter, and the effing idiot press leftists *keep lying about it*. There is no penalty for lying in our society, unless you lie to the government. None. We don't even have weak social sanctions anymore because we're too mobile and diverse, you can always find a "gang" to support your lie, whether it's an objective MSM or the flat Earth. I fear that fixing that will be almost as bad as the disease. Almost. Also that it won't happen until it's too late.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 08:18 PM (bxiXv)

320 How do you guys even REMEMBER Superman Returns?

Posted by: Z Ryan at August 12, 2012 08:18 PM (tsC/8)

321

bale is a better Batman but Keaton nailed Bruce Wayne's doomseeking

 

 

Exactly.  And Wayne is as much a part of Batman as Batman is.  This is why I've always deemed Keaton the best Batman.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 12, 2012 08:18 PM (bMLFV)

322 problem with Keaton's Batman was being stuck in a Joker movie and a Penguin and Catwoman movie

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 08:19 PM (tw6Ar)

323 Wardrobe malfunctions as a superhero
http://tinyurl.com/9a33xlr

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 08:19 PM (r4wIV)

324 This is why I've always deemed Keaton the best Batman.

WTF???

Posted by: Adam West at August 12, 2012 08:19 PM (zMouK)

325 I haven't watched Hell on Wheels. I can't recall why I didn't watch it when it first came out (schedule conflict with something else?) but the ad they showed for it tonight looked really interesting. I'll have to see if they're repeating earlier seasons or if they run a marathon broadcasting to see about getting caught up.

And maybe Walt's pimp hat is haunted and that's driving him? Or he went nuts when Reese killed Lois (or vice versa) and that's haunting him even leading his new life in New Mexico?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 12, 2012 08:19 PM (vDl/w)

326 #314: Yeah, that's the one. Overall, the casting was pretty good (Kate Bosworth aside). Kevin Spacey is a great Lex Luthor, and Frank Langella was an excellent Perry White. The script was horrid, though.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 08:20 PM (3yCFy)

327 #300

Hal Jordan was less of a public figure than Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne, so he didn't need to pretend as much. I can't really recall any old GL stories where it was a serious issue. More like a cop not wearing his badge when off duty but still having ID in his wallet if something came up.

Jordan was a rarity in the Corps, most of which didn't wear masks and were publicly know as Lanterns on their home worlds. There must have been some public support in some cases but I imagine the Guardians have rules about a GL having no other boss but them.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 08:20 PM (kcfmt)

328 There was a golden age pulp crime fighter called The Scorpion that fought crime. He dressed a lot like the Shadow and had a similar style: terrify and kill bad guys. He branded a scorpion on the forehead of the ones he defeated.
Heroes were a bit tougher back then. Even batman had a gun sometimes and he'd let guys die.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 08:20 PM (r4wIV)

329 Another Saab Story;

http://tinyurl.com/c3zxm7b

Bringing suit against GM for not letting Saab live another day could be turning into a popular sport. Lars Holmqvist, former head of EuropeÂ’s automotive supplier body CLEPA, and as such an insider when it comes to the latest Saab dirt, says that spurned Youngman of China is also thinking of suing GM.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 12, 2012 08:20 PM (Y7XKa)

330 and I wish Bomer got the nod for Supes rather than Cavill

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 08:21 PM (tw6Ar)

331 Well, Superman Returns was just all about Lois Lane. It was Lois Lane: the movie, with occasional appearances by Superman who was pretty wooden and two dimensional. And pervy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 08:22 PM (r4wIV)

332 There was a golden age pulp crime fighter called The Scorpion that fought crime. He dressed a lot like the Shadow and had a similar style: terrify and kill bad guys. He branded a scorpion on the forehead of the ones he defeated.

Heroes were a bit tougher back then. Even batman had a gun sometimes and he'd let guys die. Posted by: Christopher Taylor

   He's Lobster Johnson!

Posted by: Z Ryan at August 12, 2012 08:22 PM (tsC/8)

333 Lars Holmqvist, former head of EuropeÂ’s automotive supplier body CLEPA, and as such an insider when it comes to the latest Saab dirt, says that spurned Youngman of China is also thinking of suing GM.

Youngman gets no respect.

Posted by: Cicero at August 12, 2012 08:22 PM (zMouK)

334

Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2012 12:17 AM (1c58W)

 

***

I was thinkin it was Henry Waxman or Valarie Jarrett.

Yours was much more pleasant.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 08:22 PM (NmfLU)

335 Manbat's been done. Part of the Batman 'family' is a guy who actually turned himself Jekyll-Hyde-like into a giant were-bat.

It's one of those things that seemed like a good idea in the comics but would probably work out badly for a movie, as per the Lizard in the latest Spider-man.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 08:23 PM (kcfmt)

336 It's one of those things that seemed like a good idea in the comics but would probably work out badly for a movie, as per the Lizard in the latest Spider-man.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2012 12:23 AM (kcfmt)


worked out in TAS though

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 08:24 PM (tw6Ar)

337 #207

Can't imagine why. Britt Eklund wasn't shy about getting nekkid for the camera.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 08:25 PM (kcfmt)

338 The reason lying is ok in most of society is that honor is pretty much dead.

Before the modern police state people where generally better guided by a sense of honor...and a fear of the hereafter. It was a powerful check on petty villainy like lying.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 08:25 PM (AUeaU)

339 324 I have to admit to being offended enough by the "that other stuff" that I don't even plan on watching it on Netflix. It's not often that I feel so strongly about a movie but they managed to yank my chain with that. Right now I'm watching the entire Mission Impossible tv series on Netflix streaming. Turns out there's 170ish episodes so it should keep me busy for awhile.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 08:26 PM (JB7VT)

340 #283: Nice ones, Hat! What's your Twitter handle? Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 13, 2012 12:10 AM (3yCFy) @ThePoliticalHat

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at August 12, 2012 08:27 PM (sZTYJ)

341 #336

Isn't that the same thing?

Haven't seen it but heard nothing positive about it.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 08:27 PM (kcfmt)

342 I have to admit to being offended enough by the "that other stuff"
***
It would be like having Captain Planet bust up an eco-terrorism ring. You don't talk the American way from Superman...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 08:27 PM (AUeaU)

343 339 Polli,

Well it pissed me off, but take heart they somehow resisted the urge to deball Captain America and make him Captain FWance....

although he was a LOT less violent than the '40s Cap took glee in so.....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:27 PM (LRFds)

344 #VotingForObamaBidenIsLike putting your tongue on the anvil and saying, "Thank you sir, may I have another?" Posted by: Cicero at August 13, 2012 12:14 AM (zMouK) Speaking of Anvil: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhpVtNw7hd4

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 12, 2012 08:28 PM (sZTYJ)

345 You're going to see them put up a huge potemkin village for the MBM to crow about "GM's huge success story" Frontloading 2013 sales contracts, channel stuffing, accounting tricks, one-off subsidiary sales, and financing for anybody with a body temperature of at least 98.6. What you won't see is a big rise in the number of Chevys and Caddys you see on the road... Posted by: kbdabear at August 13, 2012 12:15 AM They've been channel stuffing the Volt since it came out, and using the Volt to stuff other channels (Chevy dealer in Montana to Gov't. Motors) "I need 60 Chevy pick-up trucks" (Gov't Motors to Chevy dealer in Montana) "We'll get right on that order, as long as you also buy five or nine Volts" And they've been financing the dead for years now; so far this year, something like 80% of their financing has been sub-prime

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2012 08:28 PM (JMmQ9)

346 Mission: Impossible is pretty formulaic but its still fun to watch, and its often really clever. Its too bad the movies couldn't be more like the show instead of a star vehicle for Tom Cruise's ego.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 08:28 PM (r4wIV)

347 Why did "they", being they, airbrush Romney's face off Mars?

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 12, 2012 08:29 PM (BVkEs)

348 342 18-1,

or having Steven Tyler/Nancy Pelosi's superheroic gestalt come out against FAB! and Botox....

some things just undo the characters' entire reason D'eitre

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:29 PM (LRFds)

349 Thanks, Hat! I'm now following you.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 08:29 PM (3yCFy)

350 Who voted for the Guardians of the Galaxy?

Posted by: Z Ryan at August 12, 2012 08:29 PM (tsC/8)

351 Reminds me of "Black Magic"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Magic_(manga)

Posted by: ザ 政治的 帽子 at August 12, 2012 11:29 PM (sZTYJ)

*************************************

That would get the morons excited, Sybil rushing out to get a scoop all naked.  Happens in the anime.  The manga shares a lot of plot elements with the follow on Appleseed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 08:29 PM (Pyl/0)

352 As much as I detest hipster and SWPL Subaru commercials, they seem to have a good grip on who their market is, and that they still have money to buy a car

I don't get that from GM or Chrysler. It's all "we're back and better than ever, and we're Americans selling rebadged Italian, Aussie, or Korean cars"

Posted by: kbdabear at August 12, 2012 08:30 PM (Y7XKa)

353 345 AltonJackson,


Hey it has worked wonders for us!

//Bankrupt GMAC

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:30 PM (LRFds)

354 Venusian Utility Saucers....  Oh VUC!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 08:30 PM (Pyl/0)

355 #313

Her being far too young for the role (23) was another big problem. For Superman to have knocked her up before he left for five years means she was a nationally well known reporter in her teens. And what is the age of consent in whatever state Metropolis is found?

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 08:31 PM (kcfmt)

356 As much as I detest hipster and SWPL Subaru commercials, they seem to have a good grip on who their market is, and that they still have our money to buy a car

FTFY

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 08:31 PM (QTHTd)

357 Captain America was pretty great, but they did fail to establish him as a legend, just a guy who showed up, did some covert work after a publicity show, then vanished.
And his "I don't like bullies" is a hollywood cop-out for absolute ethical positions of right and wrong and the need to fight evil.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 08:31 PM (r4wIV)

358 And they've been financing the dead for years now; so far this year, something like 80% of their financing has been sub-prime Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2012 12:28 AM (JMmQ9) Gee, it's almost like someone is doing to GM what they did to the housing market, with the added benefit of lots of tasty, tasty unemployment concentrated in a few places, fueling demands for more government bailouts / handouts.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 08:31 PM (bxiXv)

359 And I just failed horribly, back under the writing rock I go.

I will blame watching Forbidden Elixir from Macross Frontier.
http://youtu.be/1B54U7V9bp4

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 08:32 PM (Pyl/0)

360 352 KDdabear,

Yessir...we could save a lot of honor by simply having them send the cars here whole and having the entire GM workforce just literally rebadging them like a chop shop....

it'd make a funny film documentary....show 26,000 guys doing a job 5 street kids could do in a day.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:32 PM (LRFds)

361 329 I wonder if they're going to fold that under the umbrella of only being able to sue the federal government if it agrees to be sued. Or is this international court? I have to admit to not reading closely enough. It's the taxpayers who are on the hook either way though, as if they didn't have enough to bear already.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 08:32 PM (JB7VT)

362 VUC = Venusian Utility Crawler

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 08:32 PM (Pyl/0)

363 The creators of Superman Returns said the reason they stripped Superman of his Americanism is, they felt the movie would do better in foreign markets.

But they specifically cited Dubai as one such market. So, the Muslim people of Dubai would reject a hero who's American and proud of it, but they'd be just hunky-dory with a Lois Lane who gets knocked up by one dude, then immediately shacks up with another dude and tells him that's HIS kid?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 08:33 PM (3yCFy)

364 358 Mero,


why if I didn't know better I'd almost say it is a built in spoiler shot at Romney/Congress.....

Mitt needs to send the DoJ after the people who were gifted control of GM and then offer them immunity in exchange for getting the wizkids at treasury.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:34 PM (LRFds)

365 342 Exactly.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 08:34 PM (JB7VT)

366 #336

Isn't that the same thing?

Haven't seen it but heard nothing positive about it.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2012 12:27 AM (kcfmt)

?

Man Bat was a good b character in TAS. Put him on the same level as Clayface (though Clayface had the better origin episode).

As for The Lizard, I liked Dr. Conners in the toon but never liked him in the comics (even Ultimate Spider-Man)

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 08:35 PM (tw6Ar)

367 and I wish Bomer got the nod for Supes rather than Cavill

Posted by: The Dude at August 13, 2012 12:21 AM (tw6Ar)


Jim Caviezel should have been the pick.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 12, 2012 08:35 PM (ZhEoC)

368 And his "I don't like bullies" is a hollywood cop-out for absolute ethical positions of right and wrong and the need to fight evil. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 13, 2012 12:31 AM (r4wIV) According to rumor/leaks, they intended to go farther, but they got pushback. Same thing apparently with Avengers. At least they seem to be *realizing* they don't share values with the public, that's something.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 08:35 PM (bxiXv)

369

Mission: Impossible is pretty formulaic but its still fun to watch, and its often really clever. Its too bad the movies couldn't be more like the show instead of a star vehicle for Tom Cruise's ego.

 

 

 

Another reason for me to heart Jeremy Renner.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 12, 2012 08:36 PM (bMLFV)

370 The reason lying is ok in most of society is that honor is pretty much dead.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2012 12:25 AM (AUeaU)



Lying is part of the culture now because PC rules demanded that people lie about the most obvious things, and they had to lie very loudly about them.  Anyone who even asked about the truth was immediately set upon and foisted from society.

It's no surprise that we have finally bloomed into a culture without any honor.  Honor and truth were relentlessly and viciously attacked by political correctness until they finally just died, as they would have to in such an insane society.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 12, 2012 08:36 PM (X3lox)

371 Yeah, the whole "I don't like bullies" thing was a major drag on an already weak movie.

Posted by: Z Ryan at August 12, 2012 08:36 PM (tsC/8)

372 363 The creators of Superman Returns said the reason they stripped Superman of his Americanism is, they felt the movie would do better in foreign markets.

But they specifically cited Dubai as one such market. So, the Muslim people of Dubai would reject a hero who's American and proud of it, but they'd be just hunky-dory with a Lois Lane who gets knocked up by one dude, then immediately shacks up with another dude and tells him that's HIS kid?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 13, 2012 12:33 AM (3yCFy)

 

They need to find every pathetic excuse they can to justify they're anti-americanism.  Notice how there is really no concern at all with connecting James Bond to England.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 08:37 PM (GULKT)

373 Mitt needs to send the DoJ after the people who were gifted control of GM and then offer them immunity in exchange for getting the wizkids at treasury. Posted by: sven10077 at August 13, 2012 12:34 AM (LRFds) I'd offer as many underlings as possible immunity, if it only got the facts out. We're collapsing under a huge torrent of lies.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 08:38 PM (bxiXv)

374 Y'know, if "dealing with things" and "American values" doesn't happen in November, there's going to be a crash like nothing before, right? How many 401K's will become nothing but gold bars the day after? How could anyone believe in building a business except through graft?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2012 08:39 PM (kaalw)

375 Sure to be a big hit in Beverly Hills - Men Without Honor.  Starring Obama and Biden.  With Pelosi as mascot.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 08:39 PM (Pyl/0)

376 363 The latter probably plays to their anti-American prejudice of believing all American women are whores. Of course, the movie maker may well believe pretty much the same thing. Go free love!//s

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 08:40 PM (JB7VT)

377 I fear that fixing that will be almost as bad as the disease. Almost. Also that it won't happen until it's too late.

This has been hinted at here and there in... darker corners of the dextrosphere.

Christian Europe and the Islamic Near East succeeded the pagan Mediterranean because they survived it. Christianity and Islam (and Judaism) had holy texts that supported an extreme reactionary view of the family and community. And by "extreme reactionary" I mean, a view that had kept the human race alive throughout the Stone Age - which was a rather long time.

“Orthodoxy, Autocracy and Nationality”. America needs a Tsar.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 08:40 PM (QTHTd)

378 #372: True. And I have to wonder if maybe Hollywood is deliberately making America look bad. American women seem to get raped a lot in foreign countries (especially teenage girls in the Peace Corps), and I suspect Hollywood's portrayal of American women as sluts has a lot to do with it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 08:41 PM (3yCFy)

379 /yes, I say this as an atheist, a recluse, and a foreigner. America needs to become Russia.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 12, 2012 08:41 PM (QTHTd)

380 372 Buzzion,

right but that is because my motherland is weak now....

to the Arab mind as long he is properly cynical(which they are making him)about his service to England he is just a hard infidel that they'd either turn or kill....


Trust me we are INSIDE their head they hate US because we can smite them.

Add in that Hollyweird hates us too it is a win win....

maybe since Ogabecare got upheld if Jugears hangs on....maybe maybe they'll prove me wrong and the "magic ray of non shame" will wind up being socialized medical benefits....

a guy can dream of the day HorryWeird ain't hating on us eh?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:41 PM (LRFds)

381 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 12:32 AM (Pyl/0) I'm making my way through Tears to Tiara. Arthur is annoying. Otherwise it is watchable.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 08:42 PM (u3Rkr)

382 #376: True!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 08:42 PM (3yCFy)

383 Who voted for the Guardians of the Galaxy?
***
Damn straight!

Posted by: Atrocitus at August 12, 2012 08:43 PM (AUeaU)

384 America doesn't need a Tsar.  Sheesh.
What we need is to actually hit bottom.  That is the only way the addict admits there's a problem.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 08:43 PM (d/5qf)

385 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos.

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 12, 2012 08:44 PM (JMmQ9)

386 359 Anna Puma - From what I can gleen, you have been at it pretty hard.  Just take a break.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 08:44 PM (NmfLU)

387 384 CJ,

You really want to go bungee jumping with me?

//220 trillion in unfunded socialist fun

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:44 PM (LRFds)

388 good night AltonJackson

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 08:45 PM (d/5qf)

389 Yay, broke 4,000 words for today. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 08:45 PM (Pyl/0)

390 Way to go, Anna!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 08:45 PM (3yCFy)

391 Issa filing charges tomorrow. both presidential candidates and VPs in Des Moines. Get ready for some heavy fucking spin.

Posted by: NewBrunswicker at August 12, 2012 08:46 PM (XBxRP)

392 363 part of that could be that *no one* really believes that there are any sexy, action oriented Brits I suppose. Or it could be that he's seen as generally amoral and thus less objectionable?

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 08:46 PM (JB7VT)

393 American women seem to get raped a lot in foreign countries (especially teenage girls in the Peace Corps), and I suspect Hollywood's portrayal of American women as sluts has a lot to do with it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 13, 2012 12:41 AM (3yCFy)



No.  Most of those countries the arrogant Peace Corpse goes to are filled with primitive savages who have no inkling of civilization and no care to be schooled about it.  The Peace Corpse chicks don't mind getting raped by primitives.  They feel as though they deserve it.

Now, the UN aid folks runs things in these same countries a little differently ...  And the funny thing about lunatic leftists is that the UN folks think they deserve that, too.

Cognitive Dissonance, it's where the left lives ... when it's not partying at Depravity Cove.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 12, 2012 08:46 PM (X3lox)

394

Posted by: sven10077 at August 13, 2012 12:44 AM (LRFds)


sven I think that is what it will take.  Perhaps a good half of the country thinks that there's nothing really wrong that a tax increase on the rich won't fix.  That mentality won't change even if Mittens wins.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 08:47 PM (d/5qf)

395 What America needs is another Washington, Jefferson and Adams.

Maybe Ryan is the latter, but Romney sure as hell isn't either of the first two.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2012 08:47 PM (AUeaU)

396 Anna, congratulations
whatcha writin'?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 08:47 PM (d/5qf)

397 Thanks Infidel.  But I got to crank up the writing machine to catch up.  I am still about 10k words behind of where I should be for this.  So lots more scribble in my future but now got the three characters interacting so its more fun.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 08:47 PM (Pyl/0)

398 391 NB,

Well what can we do?

Holder is guilty as hell of flipping Congress off, that is a big no no.

Maybe we'll get lucky and Ogabe will pardon him on the spot and we'll remind king Putt he needs a new confirmation since "he was fired" the minute we convicted him.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:47 PM (LRFds)

399 389 Yay, broke 4,000 words for today. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 12:45 AM (Pyl/0) Way to go! That's a good day's work. I copied my big project into YWriter to help me organize it. Four hours later, I'm not sure how much it helped. (Sigh). Will give it another shot tomorrow.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 08:47 PM (bxiXv)

400 #366

D'oh! (Not you, Jane.) I thought you meant 'The Amazing Spider-man,' as in the latest movie, not 'The Animated Series.'

The animated venue can make a lot of things work that are very hard in regular movies. This is why I don't particularly care if those movies get made. I'd rather see more JLU and the like.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 08:48 PM (kcfmt)

401 I just watched 12 Angry Men again and it is one giant piece of leftwing shit. One tiny hint of its stupidity is the kicker evidence that Fonda rams down everyone's throat: the main witness had marks on her nose that proves she wore glasses. Ergo, she vould not have seen the kid kill his father across the street, thirty feet away.. Didn't the leftwing cocksucker who wrote this piece of shit play ever hear of reading glasses?

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at August 12, 2012 08:48 PM (lD8ju)

402 chemjeff its for Camp NanoWriMo.  Try to write a 50,000 wood novel in 31 days.  Its day 12 and I only just broke 7,100 words.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 08:49 PM (Pyl/0)

403 395 18-1,

Morris Romney is Morris.

It took all kinds, well not all kinds mostly great men....a few flakes but all did good for their fellow men and those that followed.

What is at risk is the culmination of the enlightenment.

The American Revolution was the last child of the idea of the rights of men as an individual right.....

the Frwench Revolution was the birthing cry of the communard.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:49 PM (LRFds)

404 Try to write a 50,000 wood novel in 31 days

That's some HEAVY porn.  Good luck.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 12, 2012 08:49 PM (X3lox)

405 389 Congrats Anna!

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 08:50 PM (JB7VT)

406

American women seem to get raped a lot in foreign
countries (especially teenage girls in the Peace Corps), and I suspect
Hollywood's portrayal of American women as sluts has a lot to do with
it.

 

 

Men in foreign countries  don't  fear the rape whistle?  The "Take Back The Night" buttons have no power?  Unthinkable!



Posted by: Count de Monet at August 12, 2012 08:51 PM (BAS5M)

407 12 Angry Men violates about 18 laws and rules for court and presumes not only that everyone on the jury is a bigoted moron, but that both the prosecutor and defense were criminally incompetent. Its a leftwing fantasy: the one intelligent, enlightened man through his gift of rhetoric convinces the rubes and hicks to see things his way and glorious triumph results.
Every leftist thinks they're so smart, so learned, so enlightened, and so gifted that they can talk down any villain if only given a chance. Everyone HAS to agree with them if argued with.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 08:51 PM (r4wIV)

408 Try to write a 50,000 wood novel in 31 days

So, 1,000 words per shade of grey?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 08:51 PM (d/5qf)

409 GoodWork AP,


Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:51 PM (LRFds)

410 Good Luck Anna Puma,  Guess you will be busy.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 08:52 PM (NmfLU)

411 Merovign, got about 34 pages of screenplay in Celtx.  Really need to get to to about 90 pages before I throw that at Amazon Studios' contest.  Though after last year's winner I do not have faith they would select a truly good script.

Writing this story plus the one I am at 10k in Open Office because its free.  12pt Times New Roman.  And I double space between paragraphs.  And at major story breaks put in a manual break.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 08:52 PM (Pyl/0)

412 Men in foreign countries don't fear the rape whistle? The "Take Back The Night" buttons have no power? Unthinkable!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2012 12:51 AM (BAS5M)


no, but they sure understand Slut Walks

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 08:52 PM (d/5qf)

413 chemjeff its for Camp NanoWriMo. Try to write a 50,000 wood novel in 31 days. Its day 12 and I only just broke 7,100 words. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 12:49 AM (Pyl/0) Wow. Hat off to you, Anna.

Posted by: eman at August 12, 2012 08:52 PM (u3Rkr)

414 "Try to write a 50,000 wood novel in 31 days."
Just keep plugging. Keep to a schedule, and write every day no matter what. Write the full time, even if you think it sucks. Don't focus on the length focus on the topic and what you're trying to say. If you are getting stuck, ask questions and try to answer them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 08:52 PM (r4wIV)

415 Chemjeff!!   No cookies for you!!!

No fifty shades of drek!  Ugh!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 08:52 PM (Pyl/0)

416 402 chemjeff its for Camp NanoWriMo. Try to write a 50,000 wood novel in 31 days. Its day 12 and I only just broke 7,100 words. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 12:49 AM (Pyl/0) You Can Do It! That's only 2300 words a day! You're probably hung up on it making sense.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 08:53 PM (bxiXv)

417 #363

There are other aspects Bryan Singer puts in his superhero movies that wouldn't go over well in Dubai. The gay subtext looms pretty large, just like in X-men 2, with being an alien the gay metaphor instead of being a mutant.

"Have you tried not being a mutant?"

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 08:53 PM (kcfmt)

418 407 CT,


or get sent to the death camp if need be....

never forget the word "kulak".....

yes "rich peasant" was t3h new evilz when you run out of TRUE class enemies....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:53 PM (LRFds)

419 415 Chemjeff!! No cookies for you!!!

No fifty shades of drek! Ugh!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 12:52 AM (Pyl/0)


just tryin' to help ya clear your writer's block.  Did it work?






(can I have a cookie anyway?)

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 08:54 PM (d/5qf)

420 417 epo,

Superman have you tried not engaging in stach with Lois?

Yeah singer's shrink has some neat neat caselogs I bet.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 12, 2012 08:54 PM (LRFds)

421 CT, exactly.  I am bad about not blocking out the time.  Hence why I joined this contest.  Try to get myself to such a routine.  I might be getting to it now, plus as I said the writing is getting fun as the characters are interacting.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 08:54 PM (Pyl/0)

422 A worn out tape of Chris LeDoux, lonely women and bad booze, seem to be the only friends I've left at all. God bless Chris LeDoux!!!

Posted by: Garth at August 12, 2012 08:54 PM (/YJYi)

423 #397

One important thing to remember from Jerry Pournelle's 'How To Get My Job' lecture: One page a day is a novel a year.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 08:55 PM (kcfmt)

424 My apologies to everyone for just putting post numbers. My Kindle sometimes lets me paste and sometimes not. I have no clue what the deciding factor is but am open to suggestions.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 08:55 PM (JB7VT)

425 "It was a dark and stormy night..."

phew, only 49,993 words for me to go

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 08:55 PM (d/5qf)

426 #402: Don't feel too bad if you don't get to 50K words this month, Anna. You have a day job, too, right? Eating is more important than writing. If nothing else, you'll have a great head start for the real NaNoWriMo in November.

I'm not looking to discourage you, here; it's just that pacing yourself is important. When I was teaching myself to read Japanese, I went nuts on it and memorized the first 450 kanji in one week. I burned myself out, and still haven't gotten back to those studies 15 years later.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 08:56 PM (3yCFy)

427 I just watched 12 Angry Men again and it is one giant piece of leftwing shit.

And very preachy. The moral of the movie is that the kid is innocent and anyone who doesn't agree is a racist and a bigot. This is, of course, the arch-typical template of lefty argumentation.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 12, 2012 08:56 PM (kRHgV)

428 Writing this story plus the one I am at 10k in Open Office because its free. 12pt Times New Roman. And I double space between paragraphs. And at major story breaks put in a manual break. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 12:52 AM (Pyl/0) One thing I like about Word (I used to use WordPro, years ago) is I can set up expanding frames, color-code them, and zoom way the Hell out to see the overall organization of the thing. You might be able to do that in OO, IME OO is just not stable enough. Every time I install it I regret it. Hopefully you won't have any problems, maybe it hates me personally. My problem is I summarize what I want to do next, and then I have a hard time filling in the blanks.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 08:57 PM (bxiXv)

429 Superman is probably the most masculine superhero of all time, and they put a homosexual in charge of the movie, that just didn't make a bit of sense. He got some aspects right, but overall it was just a chick flick.
And yeah, both Singer X-Men movies used mutants as a metaphor for homosexuality, and X2 took it to another whole level of annoying. Still, they were pretty good movies despite that.
What bothered me is that they put one of my favorite X-Men in X2 then dropped him for X3 without even bothering to explain a thing. Where'd Nightcrawler go? And Colossus was just a bit part, along with Kitty Pryde. I guess I should just be happy Jubilee was a face in the crowd.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 08:58 PM (r4wIV)

430

So, just got home from a date to see Shakespeare's Comedy of  Errors put on by the Univ of Houston at the   city's  free (free!  my kinda price for a date)  outdoor theater.  The  cast included some pros doing summer stock, including this  legendary  actor:

 

A pledge pin!!  On your uniform?!?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 12, 2012 08:59 PM (BAS5M)

431 Anna Puma are you  Aunt Bertie Jo?

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 08:59 PM (NmfLU)

432 425 "It was a dark and stormy night..." phew, only 49,993 words for me to go Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2012 12:55 AM (d/5qf) Passive voice. Do it again!

Posted by: The Editor! at August 12, 2012 08:59 PM (bxiXv)

433 I will write 1000 more words if you will, Anna!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 09:03 PM (bxiXv)

434 actually, I do have about 8k words on a story I started long ago, about 6 years ago now

maybe it's worth something, who knows

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 09:03 PM (d/5qf)

435 429 My kids are currently watchinh X-Men Evolution and the X-Men animation I watched as a teen. It's not too surprising that I prefer the one I grew up with but a big problem I have with the new one is that I'd swear they got Jackie Chan to be Nightcrawler's voice. That and the fact that they made Nightcrawler kid aged just really bugs me.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 09:04 PM (JB7VT)

436 actually, I do have about 8k words on a story I started long ago, about 6 years ago now

maybe it's worth something, who knows


It means you can relax for the first five days or so of NaNoWriMo!

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 12, 2012 09:04 PM (H3PKO)

437

You want to see sum real Hollywood shit-storm about to desend?

 

"The Master"   October 2012. But Ryan will get the Oscars...because, He told P.T Anderson how to direct it.......

 

jus saying.....   

Posted by: Richard at August 12, 2012 09:04 PM (ed5RO)

438 Editors are a combination of brilliant craftsmen and rank idiots. They fall into ruts and patterns worse than any writer then demand everyone fit in those patterns and run along those ruts. Agents are even worse; almost all of them are frustrated writers.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 09:05 PM (r4wIV)

439 I saw this blog about the dippy hipster honeymoon commercial that Subaru did. Written in Moron style, blogger might be one of us;

Commercials I Hate — “Honeymoon” (Subaru Outback)

http://tinyurl.com/9nummwv

I could probably handle the sappy montage, but then the douchenozzle husband kicks in with the smugness:

    “We couldÂ’ve gone a more traditional route. But it wouldnÂ’t have been nearly as memorable.”

You know what, hipster honeymooner? Your special little trip in the dirt is no more memorable than a Caribbean cruise. You just think it is, because you get off on cupping your own farts and feeling special and unique. GAH I hate millennials with the fury of a thousand white-hot suns.




Posted by: kbdabear at August 12, 2012 09:05 PM (Y7XKa)

440 #434: If you feel like there's something there, go for it, Jeff!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 09:06 PM (3yCFy)

441 It means you can relax for the first five days or so of NaNoWriMo! Posted by: Waterhouse at August 13, 2012 01:04 AM (H3PKO) Trust me, you want to get ahead of schedule and stay there, not wait for it to catch up with you. I made it last year, but I almost didn't, I had a ten-day doldrum.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 09:06 PM (bxiXv)

442 I grew up on X-Men comics by John Byrne and Chris Claremont, so my ideal team involves the folks in those, pretty much. And, they're probably some of the best comics ever produced by mankind. Claremont had an unbelievable run for about 100 issues. He'd probably have kept going but Marvel got into the "special event alternate cover crossover" mode and forced stuff on him I doubt he cared for.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 09:06 PM (r4wIV)

443 LOL, thanks all of you for the encouragement. 

Wow PW, I would really love to learn Japanese.

This whole effort is geared to seeing if I can write may to 50,000 words.  I either bat out in one day a nifty short story.  Or I start a story that seems great and I get stuck like Merovign starring at the screen with bits and pieces while the bulk is locked up like Milton's talent upon his blindness.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:07 PM (Pyl/0)

444 but wait, NaNoWriMo is in November, right?
so Anna you are just getting a big head start?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 09:08 PM (d/5qf)

445 Gawd, I know it's not cool to admit, but you fuckers have been making me guffaw all day. So fun. You be en fuego, today!

Posted by: Kalneva at August 12, 2012 09:08 PM (cQmXn)

446 #442: Part of what made those comics so great was Jim Shooter reining in Claremont and Byrne's loopier impulses. It's the main reason they both still loathe Shooter to this day.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 09:08 PM (3yCFy)

447 That and the fact that they made Nightcrawler kid aged just really bugs me.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 13, 2012 01:04 AM (JB7VT)

 

They did that for most of the mutants in Evolution.  It was essentially the X-men as high schoolers with a few exceptions of making those teachers.  They were likely more consistent to the comics though than the X-Men series from the 90's.  Such as with Rogue absorbing Cyclop's power.  In the 90's series she absorbs it and can't control the blasts just like Cyclops.  However in Evolution when she absorbs his powers, she has full control over them.  And you may not like Nightcrawler as a teen, but at least he wasn't relegated to just being in two or three episodes like the 90's version.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 09:09 PM (GULKT)

448 I have a hard time writing in the summer. I write best sitting down with my laptop and my legs up, but I can't do that with the temperature it gets in my upstairs room and I can't write comfortably anywhere else. Its frustrating, but I'm not like Louis L'Amour, I can't write when its noisy or distracting.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 09:10 PM (r4wIV)

449 There is one person in my cabin.  One day one they dropped over 15k words.  Since then they have barely added 3k.  Don't know where they are headed.  I want to finish mine.

Merovign, I know you can do at least 1,000 words.  Look at how much drivel we post here.  I just did 799 posts for this week, yikes!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:10 PM (Pyl/0)

450

I recently went through Chris Claremont's entire 17 year run on X-Men. Wow. It was pretty amazing and makes me really appreciate how bad the X-Men movies were and how bad the comics for the last couple decades have been.

Posted by: Z Ryan at August 12, 2012 09:11 PM (tsC/8)

451 442 I never got to read X-Men but did collect X-Calibur (however it was spelled) for awhile so Nightcrawler and Shadowcat are my favorites. It didn't take to much of the cross-over scam for me to decide it was too expensive though.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 09:11 PM (JB7VT)

452 #429

Inevitable problem with the X-men license: A standing army of characters and the original class is largely unfamiliar to those who aren't comics geeks.

Avengers presents the same problem but they handled it better. Although it's going to be odd for Hank Pym to be a new addition to the team in the second movie, considering his giant hand is the one that pulled Capt. America out of the ocean way back when. But at least he is getting a movie to establish the character.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 09:12 PM (kcfmt)

453 No chemjeff, Alexthechick pointed them out to me.  Camp NaNoWriMo decided to have an August event.  So dove right on in.  There has also been a June event which I missed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:13 PM (Pyl/0)

454 Merovign, I know you can do at least 1,000 words. Look at how much drivel we post here. I just did 799 posts for this week, yikes! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 01:10 AM (Pyl/0) Yeah, I try not to think too much about that. I just quietly say "I should be writing." Then I don't.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 09:13 PM (bxiXv)

455 Shooter was a great editor, and a pretty good writer, too. He did good stuff with Marvel when he was in charge. You can see what Byrne and Claremont might have done when you look at their independent comics. Pretty good but not nearly as good as when given some guidance and restraint.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 09:13 PM (r4wIV)

456 391 both presidential candidates and VPs in Des Moines.

--------

Steel cage match?

Posted by: Anachronda at August 12, 2012 09:13 PM (1c58W)

457 #447

Or how about the brief appearance by Havok? Did Cyclops ever learn they were brothers in that series?

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 09:14 PM (kcfmt)

458 5 hrs til work. nite 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 09:14 PM (NmfLU)

459 A friend of mine who was a retired NYPD detective used to write a novel in about 3 days flat on an old 8088 PC running WordStar 3.x.  Pretty much about 8hr/day as fast as he could type and correct mistakes.

The key to doing it fast, is have a story to tell.  If you're having to force the story or having trouble with characters, work the outline more.  It may help to do a stick figure storyboard scribbled on a window with dry erase markers or on a large sheet of paper.  A computer screen, or typed sheets are a horrible medium for developing something with interconnected relationships and keeping characters/locations straight. 

For him, his "novels" were actually recounting actual cases he worked with some name/place changes, so the plot arc was essentially known, as was much of the dialog involved in developing the story.  His writing style used dialog exactly as it was spoken in the street by the people involved - conversational, profane, often fragmented.  That kind of dialog flows easily and doesn't seem forced.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 12, 2012 09:14 PM (3T4K6)

460 457 #447

Or how about the brief appearance by Havok? Did Cyclops ever learn they were brothers in that series?

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2012 01:14 AM (kcfmt

 

No but he did get to learn that the leader of the Starjammers was his dad.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 09:15 PM (GULKT)

461 Cya Infidel

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:15 PM (Pyl/0)

462 Yeah Kitty, Colossus, Nightcrawler are my favorites. I thought Wolverine was cool but he wasn't someone I really liked as much as those guys. I loved Alpha Flight until Byrne put them out in their own comic and gave every character a laundry list of psychoses and reasons to kill each other. And Puck blew.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 09:15 PM (r4wIV)

463 447 I don't disagree with any of that, my bigger complaint is him sounding like Jackie Chan. If he had to be kid aged couldn't he at least have a German accent? I *like* Jackie Chan, just not a close approximation of his voice from Nightcrawler.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 09:16 PM (JB7VT)

464 @456 ideally, heh. my money's on the jetskiing granddad and P90X junkie. Chain-smoking Toonces and Hairplugs McSeniorshome couldn't fight children and win.

Posted by: NewBrunswicker at August 12, 2012 09:17 PM (XBxRP)

465 I should have joined Camp Nano. I still might, the challenge is bigger starting on day 13.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 09:17 PM (bxiXv)

466 Polliwogette, going to order the Morgaine books?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:17 PM (Pyl/0)

467 And Puck blew.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor

[...]Northstar.

Posted by: Z Ryan at August 12, 2012 09:17 PM (tsC/8)

468 wordsmith

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 09:17 PM (NmfLU)

469 Merocign, *claps hands together*

You can do it!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:18 PM (Pyl/0)

470 If you want to watch a really well done Avengers, check out the animated series Earth's Mightiest Heroes. It handles the formation and growth of the Avengers very well. Basically, they took the classic Avengers stories and streamlined them, tying the various plots together in a more complete package instead of individual stories that came up as time went on. I don't usually like Marvel's animated stuff but this is great. Its all on Netflix streaming right now, the first few seasons.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 09:18 PM (r4wIV)

471 Please Northstar.  Marvel big announcement - Northstar is gay.  *yawn*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:18 PM (Pyl/0)

472 oh Anna didn't know that

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 09:18 PM (d/5qf)

473 Dear ad agency with the Subaru contract,

If you're even thinking of a commercial with a hipster playing catch with his son just like his dad did, next to a 1985 Subaru, please be forewarned;

I will hunt you down. I will find you
 

Posted by: kbdabear at August 12, 2012 09:19 PM (Y7XKa)

474 469 Merocign, *claps hands together* You can do it!!!! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 01:18 AM (Pyl/0) Now you're doing it on purpose.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 09:19 PM (bxiXv)

475 wish Valiant didn't die, the writing in their books were good (and anyone who can relaunch Magnus gets my gratitude)

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 09:20 PM (tw6Ar)

476 473 need some help!

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 12, 2012 09:22 PM (NmfLU)

477 Dyslexia of the keyboard is terminal, especially when people insist on creative and hard names. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:22 PM (Pyl/0)

478 470 If you want to watch a really well done Avengers, check out the animated series Earth's Mightiest Heroes. It handles the formation and growth of the Avengers very well. Basically, they took the classic Avengers stories and streamlined them, tying the various plots together in a more complete package instead of individual stories that came up as time went on. I don't usually like Marvel's animated stuff but this is great. Its all on Netflix streaming right now, the first few seasons.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 13, 2012 01:18 AM (r4wIV

 

Yeah really well done series.  I think they do a much better job with Captain America than they have in the movies too.  For D.C. right now, Young Justice is also an excellent series, that focuses more on the usual sidekick characters, but also has a lot of interaction with the actual Justice League.

Posted by: buzzion at August 12, 2012 09:23 PM (GULKT)

479 Valiant was a pretty good company. There for a while in the late 80s there were some terrific indie publishers, but they either went out of business as the cost of printing skyrocketed or they got bought out.
I actually liked a lot of the New Universe stuff Shooter put out for Marvel, but that didn't go far. I think they folded some of it into the main Marvel universe, actually.
Supposedly there's a Bloodshot movie being made, that was one of my favorite titles but I'm sure the film will be awful.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 09:23 PM (r4wIV)

480 462 I did get to read some Wolverine because John's aunt collected them. Thought they were pretty good but not enough to pay for them myself.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 09:23 PM (JB7VT)

481 #443: I, too, would love to learn Japanese. But I burned myself out studying too much of it, too fast, and to this day I still can't just crack open the books and study it.

It's important to pace yourself, is what I'm saying. I'd hate to see you burn yourself out trying to write too much in too short a time, and find yourself unable to return to it. That strikes me as a possibility, with you worrying about being behind in your writing.

If you don't get to 50K words this month, don't consider it a failure; just consider it a good head start for November.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 09:23 PM (3yCFy)

482 The root problem for those of us with long memories for comics. We think in terms of characters and relationships that took decades to establish. We can have Peter Parker be 65 years old, which he would be if it had all been real time from the beginning. Or Flash Thompson goes from being a guy who came home intact from Vietnam to a guy who lost his lower legs in Iraq.

We can do a reboot but that means losing tons of valuable material. Or we can do a half-assed reboot, which appears to be Marvel's intention. Or a new universe like the Ultimate example from Marvel, though I get the impression they intend to shut it down soon, and/or reboot it.

Some of these characters have been too successful for their own good.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 09:23 PM (kcfmt)

483 well, I may dust off the story for November
although I don't know how I could turn it into a full-fledged 50k word novel

anyway good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at August 12, 2012 09:24 PM (d/5qf)

484 chemjeff, then don't force.  Please don't do a Robert Jordan.  Where it takes 10 pages for a character to step out of a carriage. 

Have a good one.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:25 PM (Pyl/0)

485 477 Dyslexia of the keyboard is terminal, especially when people insist on creative and hard names. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 01:22 AM (Pyl/0) I just signed into Camp NaNo with my NaNo username, filling out stuff now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 09:26 PM (bxiXv)

486 I will admit to being a bit comic geeky.  Have a German issue of Spiderman and got Stan Lee to sign it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:27 PM (Pyl/0)

487 Neat Merovign.  Should I look for a Dark Sith Lord?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:28 PM (Pyl/0)

488 I had a dream as a kid of running a comic book company and it would have worked like this: I would have only had one steady, constantly-published book and it would have been like Astro City, just about the universe. It would have interconnecting stories or just tales of different characters - short series or one shots.
As writers such as myself came up with stories for individual characters or groups, I'd run a short series to tell the one tale. Then it would be done, instead of trying to drag a character along for 500 issues or more.
I think the biggest problem comics run into is trying to keep a character or group going forever no matter what. If you don't have a good story to tell, don't tell any story. Kitty Pryde was 13 1/2 years old for like 11 years, it was ridiculous, because time was clearly moving on. But if everyone aged, well She'd be 45 years old now.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 09:28 PM (r4wIV)

489 Then there's the hipster who can't find his cool sunglasses, has his wife drive him all over the the New Mexico desert to find them.

He comes running out of a cave being chased by bats and they fall out of his hoodie.

Note to hipster wife; You're in the middle of nowhere, he's in a cave. By the time anybody finds his body it'll be so decomposed the cause of death will be hard to determine

Posted by: kbdabear at August 12, 2012 09:28 PM (Y7XKa)

490 466 Thanks for reminding me. I still need to look those up on Amazon. 470 I think that series is on my Netflix queue. Have to encourage the kids to give it a try.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 09:28 PM (JB7VT)

491 Valiant was a pretty good company. There for a while in the late 80s there were some terrific indie publishers, but they either went out of business as the cost of printing skyrocketed or they got bought out.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 13, 2012 01:23 AM (r4wIV)


got sucked into the black hole that is early 90's variant covers and then got bought by Acclaim. Don't know who bought Valiant's IPs after Acclaim went broke

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 09:30 PM (tw6Ar)

492 487 Neat Merovign. Should I look for a Dark Sith Lord? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 01:28 AM (Pyl/0) Just Merovign, same as NaNo.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 09:31 PM (bxiXv)

493 #498.  Yeah.  Its kinda cute until you think about it.  Then you realise that guy probably can't dress himself.  If he was in space you have to check his zippers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:31 PM (Pyl/0)

494 #459

IIRC he was referring to Jack Keruoac when Truman Capote said, "That isn't writing, that's typing."

Of course it helps hugely if you have the tale close to fully formed in your head already. A lot of writers can't firgure out where they're going until they can read it as if someone else wrote it.

This product seems interesting but I don't know anyone who has used it:
http://www.literatureandlatte.com/scrivener.php

I like the idea of a workflow that takes you all the way to a publishable e-book. Atlantis is getting better but I get the impression one guy is doing nearly all of the coding and has another job.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 09:32 PM (kcfmt)

495 aging a character isn't horrible as long as its done slow enough you don't wind up with them a nursing home within X years.  1 year every 5 wouldn't be terrible.  That gives you 100 years on the calendar to produce a 20 year story arc.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 12, 2012 09:34 PM (3T4K6)

496 #491

Random House owns all of it. Jim Shooter relaunched several of the characters on the Dark Horse label last year.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 09:34 PM (kcfmt)

497 484 Dear Godno! Worst thing that happened to Jordan was making his wife his editor. Don't know if she was afraid of sleeping on the couch or just truly treasured *every* word from his pen. Either way, it turned an interesting story, in a world that was richly detailed, into a slog (and an expensive one at that) .

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 09:35 PM (JB7VT)

498 An incentive to learn Japanese - Macross Frontier on the PS3

http://youtu.be/PG2LFltCwl0

Plus the Japan only Gundam online co-operative battlefield.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:35 PM (Pyl/0)

499 Good evening again.

Just read that Onion critique of 12 Angry Men.  It doesn't address the meat of the movie.  It simply ponders tha plot as it was written.  Was the kid guilty?  The writer seems to answer "most likely" and that may be the case.  But the movie is mostly about examining the minds of men tasked with holding some kid's life in their hands and I think it achieves this absolutely brilliantly.

It's not about some string of coincidences exonerating or condeming The Kid, it's about the men making the decision.  The one guy who was ready to convict because he didn't like Puerto Ricans.  Another guy who was ready to convict because he had a shitty relationship with his own son.  Would their guily votes have been acceptable as long as the other 10 had been rational about theirs?  Would it have mattered since the accused was some low-life piece of shit living on the bottom rung of society?  Is that justice?  And would the result had been the same if one of the other jurors had been as intelligent, willful and dispassionate as Henry Fonda?

To me the film has always been powerful in it's simplicity.  For two hours it never leaves one place and manages to create this tense atmosphere with just a handful of men grappling hard issues WITH THEIR MINDS!  While the viewer is left with a shit ton of questions and ideas to ponder.

It's a wonderful examination of American justice and society and is one of my favorite films. 

There was also a Showtime remake from 1997 directed by William Friedkin and starring Jack Lemmon and George C. Scott that's pretty good, too (it's the exact same story, mind you).

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 09:38 PM (4ixH5)

500 Another remake with tits and lots of 'splosions could also work.

12 Angry Men With Big Fucking Guns.

I'd see it.  Twice.

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 09:39 PM (4ixH5)

501 501st!

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 09:40 PM (4ixH5)

502 I don't think Subaru's ad agency will show a teenager with a new Impreza buying a body kit and other ricer crap at NAPA or Autozone so he can tell the world;  "I'm too stupid to handle an Impreza WRX"

Posted by: kbdabear at August 12, 2012 09:40 PM (Y7XKa)

503 I abandoned all hope on reading Jordan about Book 6 of the Wheel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:40 PM (Pyl/0)

504 #491

Random House owns all of it. Jim Shooter relaunched several of the characters on the Dark Horse label last year.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2012 01:34 AM (kcfmt)


didn't notice he relaunched stuff. Nice to see him in comics after a what 10 year sabbatical

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 09:41 PM (tw6Ar)

505 #486: I feel the urge to share my favorite story of getting an autograph on a comic. I was working at a comic shop, and we had a signing of Superman creators, past and present.

I saw that Julie Schwartz was one of the creators who'd be visiting. He was the main Superman editor in the 60s. Well, it so happened I had the Ambush Bug Summer Special, in which Schwartz appeared as a character in some sort of industry insider in-joke. So, I brought that in to have him sign it.

He busted up laughing when I handed it to him. He turned to Curt Swan and said, "Hey Kurt! Look at this!" Swan just sort of blew him off with a "Yeah, yeah, cool, whatever". I later learned that Swan was sick that night, so I don't hold a grudge over it. Schwartz just continued to giggle as he signed my comic.

The next day, the coworker who'd been in charge of tending to our guests told me, "Man, you really made Julie Schwartz's day! He was tickled pink, seeing that Ambush Bug comic."

That was a good feeling.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 09:41 PM (3yCFy)

506 Of course it helps hugely if you have the tale close to fully formed in your head already.

That's everything.  If you can't describe a story verbally from start to finish in a half hour to another person, you'll struggle trying to write it.

If you get the whole story arc/characters/scenes sketched out in your head, the bulk of the story writes itself very quickly.

Some people get overly hung up on detail on the first pass.  Forget that shit, sketch in the scenes/dialog crudely at first and MOVE ON.  You'll clean that mess up on subsequent refining passes.  Don't spend days tyring to describe a street corner on the first pass...that's a rabbit hole you never emerge from.

To use an engineering analogy - build a rapid prototype first.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 12, 2012 09:42 PM (3T4K6)

507 Eek! Once again it's much later than I'd planned on being awake. Remind me never to use the ONT as a cure for insomnia.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 09:42 PM (JB7VT)

508 When Borders/Waldenbooks was taking a shit last year I bought my mom like the first ten books of The Wheel Of Time series figuring, hey, she might like 'em.

I think she stopped in the middle of book two.

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 09:42 PM (4ixH5)

509 This product seems interesting but I don't know anyone who has used it:
http://www.literatureandlatte.com/scrivener.php


James Lileks is a big fan of Scrivener.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 12, 2012 09:44 PM (u+Sio)

510 got sucked into the black hole that is early 90's variant covers and then got bought by Acclaim. Don't know who bought Valiant's IPs after Acclaim went broke

Posted by: The Dude at August 13, 2012 01:30 AM (tw6Ar)


Valiant was bought by some ex-Marvel executives and relaunched X-O Manowar in May, Harbinger in June, Bloodshot in July and Archer &ampersand Armstrong just came out last week.  Ninjak is set to debut in November.

www.valiantuniverse.com

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 09:44 PM (4ixH5)

511 #495

The rule of thumb used by one of the recent Fantastic Four writers was that they acquired their powers ten years ago, and that date keeps moving forward as needed. And since the FF is usually regarded as having been the first of the big post-war superhero outbreaks in the Marvel setting, this carries over to all else. So the Marvel universe in its current form saw vast numbers of superhumans and vigilantes pop-up around the turn of the century.

There have been a few retro versions of Marvel teams. A 1950s Avengers lead by Nick Fury, with Sabre Tooth, Namora, Dominic Fortune, Kraven the Hunter among the team. And they just launched an X-men before the X-men series with a pre-adamantium Wolverine and Saber Tooth recruiting a team to help mutants. A confrontation with a young Charles Xavier is an interesting reversal.

There are opportunities for them to create characters who were active in the 60s, 70s, and 80s but were never well known and are largely forgotten. Wolverine could be active throughout, along with other characters who are ageless or nearly so.

I expect they'll get around to it, if for no other reason than to maintain some copyrights.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 09:44 PM (kcfmt)

512 #509

Hmm. For some reason I haven't read his blog in a long time, though I did for years.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 09:45 PM (kcfmt)

513 PW, those kinds of events make it fun.

Alas when you go to things like Dallas COmicCon to see Lee or Shatner or another big name is, its like the order line at a McDonalds.  Pay money for your ticket, shuffle through the line, make sure you have the comic or thing ready, hand it to handler, handler gives it to big name who signs, handler gives it back, you say a quick 'thank you,' and next person is up.

I had fun one year at Project A-kon.  Finally managed to get on Fred Perry's commission list.  And tell Fred I would like one of his Gold Digger characters drawn as a Veritech pilot from Robotech.  Fred sits there with pencil trying to remember the uniform.  So I ask him if the Robotech Art 1 book would help.  He says yes, finds the pictures he needs and starts sketching like mad.  And he tells me that book was how he learned to draw Robotech.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:47 PM (Pyl/0)

514 Do you guys realize you're only a comment away from a tangential discussion of Dr Who?

Posted by: kbdabear at August 12, 2012 09:47 PM (Y7XKa)

515 503 I think I held on until book 8 or so since I couldn't believe they'd drag it out that long with continuously thickening books. Shows what I know about publishing I guess. 505 Very cool PW. Not often a fan gets to make an insiders day like that.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 09:48 PM (JB7VT)

516 Random House owns all of it. Jim Shooter relaunched several of the characters on the Dark Horse label last year.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2012 01:34 AM (kcfmt)


Random House only owns Solar, Turok and Magnus and The Mighty Samson (which I don't think Valiant ever published).  When Valiant was bought by its current owners they came into all the original Valiant creations.


As for those Jim Shooter/Dark Horse relaunches, apparently the license was too expensive (so the say) and Dark Horse canceled the books after only a few issues.  I think Magnus and Solar went about eight issues while Turok and The Mighty Samson went about four.

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 09:49 PM (4ixH5)

517 391 both presidential candidates and VPs in Des Moines. -------- Steel cage match? Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2012 01:13 AM (1c58W) 20 Million Quatloos on mathematical one!

Posted by: Gamesters of Triskelion at August 12, 2012 09:49 PM (sZTYJ)

518 Scrivener is supposed to be very good. I've poked at it but did not buy it. I just started messing with yWrite, which is free. It seems to be a decent organizational tool, if a little stark. Lots of features. Scrivener is prettier. If you did NaNo last year, there was a discount on Scrivener. Don't know if that will be the same this year.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 09:49 PM (bxiXv)

519 got a ton of cool comic stories. Romita Jr signing a Spiderman statue and then turning around and getting his dad to sign it and then promptly sitting there for a good 10 minutes of both of them trading it back and forth while painting on it, you could tell both of them were just having a ball. Or just simply sitting in the hotel lobby and getting a ton of artists sitting there going through page after page of doodling (a ton of Alien and AvP stuff)

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 09:49 PM (tw6Ar)

520 Do you guys realize you're only a comment away from a tangential discussion of Dr Who? Posted by: kbdabear at August 13, 2012 01:47 AM (Y7XKa) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75V4ClJZME4

Posted by: The Master at August 12, 2012 09:51 PM (sZTYJ)

521 Contagion is kinda scary.

Posted by: Garth at August 12, 2012 09:52 PM (/YJYi)

522 though seeing Jim Lee shitting into a pringles can and throwing it out of his hotel room was....odd

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 09:52 PM (tw6Ar)

523 Do you guys realize you're only a comment away from a tangential discussion of Dr Who?

Posted by: kbdabear at August 13, 2012 01:47 AM (Y7XKa)


David Tennent versus Tom Baker.


Aaaaaannnnddddd GO!

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 09:52 PM (4ixH5)

524 Oh well I think I am going to bail.  Just chill a little bit, watch a movie on the TV.  And then zonk out.  Unless the muse knocks again.

Have fun 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:53 PM (Pyl/0)

525 #513: That is cool, Anna! Gold Digger was a fun comic. Is it still running?

That same night with the Superman creators, I got Walt Simonson to draw my favorite superhero, Guy Gardner. But that thing with Julie Schwartz is still my favorite memory of that night.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 09:53 PM (3yCFy)

526 508 Ouch! At least you got them on sale I guess.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 09:53 PM (JB7VT)

527 James Lileks is a big fan of Scrivener."
That's a pretty huge endorsement.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 12, 2012 09:53 PM (r4wIV)

528 The Dude, that falls under "Tales you never tell outside a con"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:53 PM (Pyl/0)

529 David Tennent versus Tom Baker. Aaaaaannnnddddd GO! Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 01:52 AM (4ixH5) Patrick Troughton FTW!

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 12, 2012 09:53 PM (sZTYJ)

530 Good night, Anna!

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 09:55 PM (4ixH5)

531 The Dude, that falls under "Tales you never tell outside a con"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 01:53 AM (Pyl/0)


yeah but it was so fucking odd, he was so fucked up that night though

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 09:55 PM (tw6Ar)

532 #504

Magnus, Robot Fighter; Doctor Solar, Mighty Samson, and the others that go back to Gold Key in the 60s.

X-O and the newer IPs are under a separate copyright holder and a new Valiant label has launched recently.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 09:55 PM (kcfmt)

533 though seeing Jim Lee shitting into a pringles can and throwing it out of his hotel room was....odd

Posted by: The Dude at August 13, 2012 01:52 AM (tw6Ar)


That's a handy trick if you're stuck out in the middle of nowhere with no toilet paper and a Pringles can.

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 09:56 PM (4ixH5)

534 NHS and GD are still running.  When I manage to go to Project A-kon I love to visit the Antarctic Press tables in the Dealers Room.  Get commissions, look through their sketch books, buy anything Hutchinson is selling, and chat.  But I also wander off to leave them in peace, I am not like one person I know who all he does is orbit the AP table and those guys have got to be polite because the doofus is paying for art.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 09:56 PM (Pyl/0)

535 The best court movie of the past 30 years has to be My Cousin Vinny.

Wait.

Think about it. Most movies of the type (admittedly, a fish-out-of-water comedy) would have portrayed the defendants as poor minorities who were being lynched by an unrepentantly racist Alabama police and court system. Instead, the Southern folks were portrayed in  a positive manner, as was the court system. The cultural differences were played out in a funny way, not offensive. At least to me, who knows a few girls like Mona Lisa Vito....

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at August 12, 2012 09:57 PM (yJYwC)

536 524 Oh well I think I am going to bail. Just chill a little bit, watch a movie on the TV. And then zonk out. Unless the muse knocks again. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 01:53 AM (Pyl/0) Knock knock

Posted by: Matthew Bellamy at August 12, 2012 09:57 PM (bxiXv)

537 That's a handy trick if you're stuck out in the middle of nowhere with no toilet paper and a Pringles can.

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 01:56 AM (4ixH5)


not when you're on the 12th floor

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 09:58 PM (tw6Ar)

538

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at August 13, 2012 01:57 AM (yJYwC)


LOVE My Cousin Vinny!

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 09:59 PM (4ixH5)

539 not when you're on the 12th floor

Posted by: The Dude at August 13, 2012 01:58 AM (tw6Ar)


Jim Lee is a show-off, isn't he?

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 09:59 PM (4ixH5)

540 Hey, kids, watch this!

*Puts can up to asshole*

Uuurrrggggghhhh.....

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 10:00 PM (4ixH5)

541 Urania is the muse of astronomy.
Clio is the muse of history.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 10:00 PM (Pyl/0)

542 #534: That's cool! I'll have to pay a visit to my friendly local comic shop pretty soon here. But right now, I need to hit the sack. Good night,everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 10:00 PM (3yCFy)

543 #541: And Onomatopeia is the Muse of Kablooie!

Okay, NOW I'm out. Good night, all!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 12, 2012 10:01 PM (3yCFy)

544 Thalia and Melpomene of comedy and tragedy. Somebody didn't like tragedy.

Posted by: Matthew Bellamy at August 12, 2012 10:02 PM (bxiXv)

545 I'm just glad we're not talking about Firefly.

Posted by: Z Ryan at August 12, 2012 10:02 PM (tsC/8)

546 You guys are hardcore. My closest brush with comic insiders was winning a drawing contest to be part of a drawing class taught by one of the artists for Spiderman and I'm such a comic book heathen I don't know who it was. The stories he told during the lesson were interesting, apparently he'd done a page for Red Sonya at some point, but I couldn't draw a face with a mask over it at all! The nose just made me crazy so I drew something cometely different.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 12, 2012 10:02 PM (JB7VT)

547 Good night, Warbler!

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 10:02 PM (4ixH5)

548 ah yeah, 3 girls in my house in Fate/Stay night, bring on the fucky time

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 10:03 PM (tw6Ar)

549 I'm just glad we're not talking about Firefly.

Posted by: Z Ryan at August 13, 2012 02:02 AM (tsC/


The Doctor versus Mal Reynolds.


Aaaaaannnnnndddddd GO!

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 10:03 PM (4ixH5)

550 I have an autographed Fish Police #3.

Posted by: Matthew Bellamy at August 12, 2012 10:03 PM (bxiXv)

551 Well, the real problem with the Gold Key properties was the problem with print comics in general. If you don't have potential for big money from licensing to film or TV, it's very hard to make a living at it. Especially if it's a good sized business with a lot of personnel.

Doctor Solar was fun. Shooter was trying to cover some of the same ground as he did with Star Brand, throwing in a strong touch of Dr. Manhattan this time around instead of an average Joe type gaining immense power.

But even if it was just Shooter and an artist, it probably couldn't produce enough revenue to make it worth the time invested.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 10:03 PM (kcfmt)

552 I have an autographed Fish Police #3.

Posted by: Matthew Bellamy at August 13, 2012 02:03 AM (bxiXv)


man, I loved that series so much.

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 10:05 PM (tw6Ar)

553 The Doctor versus Mal Reynolds.
Aaaaaannnnnndddddd GO!

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 02:03 AM (4ixH5)


Mal pushes down the 60's cardboard Dr. Who sets and creates a black hole

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 10:07 PM (tw6Ar)

554 There is one person in my cabin. One day one they dropped over 15k words. Since then they have barely added 3k. Don't know where they are headed. I want to finish mine. Merovign, I know you can do at least 1,000 words. Look at how much drivel we post here. I just did 799 posts for this week, yikes! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 01:10 AM (Pyl/0) Have your characters post comments on a smart military blog as part of the plot. Then swipe comments for the ONT for your 50000 words.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2012 10:09 PM (rzSn3)

555 Scrivener is supposed to be very good. I've poked at it but did not buy it. I just started messing with yWrite, which is free. It seems to be a decent organizational tool, if a little stark. Lots of features. Scrivener is prettier. If you did NaNo last year, there was a discount on Scrivener. Don't know if that will be the same this year. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2012 01:49 AM (bxiXv) There's a web site that rewards you with a kitten picture every 500 words or so.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2012 10:12 PM (rzSn3)

556 Writing...

Posted by: Matthew Bellamy at August 12, 2012 10:13 PM (bxiXv)

557 *peeks in*

Oldcat go for it!  Call the story, "It Came From the ONT"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 10:15 PM (Pyl/0)

558 Good piece on the joke that is Dodd-Frank.

http://tinyurl.com/czbfvuc

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 10:15 PM (kcfmt)

559 a quick death

sleep well my princess

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 10:30 PM (tw6Ar)

560 Think about it. Most movies of the type (admittedly, a fish-out-of-water comedy) would have portrayed the defendants as poor minorities who were being lynched by an unrepentantly racist Alabama police and court system. Instead, the Southern folks were portrayed in a positive manner, as was the court system. The cultural differences were played out in a funny way, not offensive. At least to me, who knows a few girls like Mona Lisa Vito....
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at August 13, 2012 01:57 AM

I'm from NJ, knew lots of Mona Lisa's. The girl knew her Chevy engines too, pwned the prosecutor who tried to trick her with the 55 Bel Air with the 327.

The best scene was where Macchio is sleeping in his jail cell when his buddy meets Vinny for the first time;

"Whaddya mean you don't wanna do this? Hey pal, it's either me or the other guy. You should be on your knees right now!"

Posted by: kbdabear at August 12, 2012 10:30 PM (Y7XKa)

561 ""I'm from NJ, knew lots of Mona Lisa's.""


Fuck yeah, they were fun, weren't they? I used to love seeing them all in the metal clubs in the 80's when they would pop over from Staten Island.

Posted by: Berserker at August 12, 2012 10:36 PM (FMbng)

562 Is it me, or do the trolls seem a little... subdued... today? 

Posted by: John Galt's Bile Duct at August 12, 2012 10:47 PM (+/VIS)

563 OK, what eroded the hills on Mars?

Posted by: jc at August 12, 2012 10:47 PM (ufJKx)

564 OK, what eroded the hills on Mars?

Posted by: jc at August 13, 2012 02:47 AM (ufJKx)


you mean other than all the wind that Mars has?

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 10:48 PM (tw6Ar)

565 563 OK, what eroded the hills on Mars?

Posted by: jc at August 13, 2012 02:47 AM (ufJKx)


Heavy traffic on the I-5.

Posted by: tcn at August 12, 2012 10:49 PM (SJnOF)

566 OK, what eroded the hills on Mars?

Posted by: jc at August 13, 2012 02:47 AM (ufJKx)


Mushroom Head Man from Ancient Aliens?

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 10:51 PM (4ixH5)

567 563 OK, what eroded the hills on Mars?

---

I was thinking dinosaurs- maybe there's oil there too.

Posted by: John Galt's Bile Duct at August 12, 2012 10:52 PM (+/VIS)

568 Just back from Insty to find the thread dead.

Dead thread is dead.

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 10:52 PM (4ixH5)

569 Dead thread is dead.

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 02:52 AM (4ixH5)


died with a flip of the switch


only three matches today :/

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 10:53 PM (tw6Ar)

570 The Dead were here?  Didn't know that.  Love Jack Straw from '72.  China Cat Sunflower is pretty good, too.

Posted by: jc at August 12, 2012 10:55 PM (ufJKx)

571 Dead thread is -- oh, shit, I've got to drive the BH to SFO in six hours!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2012 10:55 PM (kaalw)

572 I guess the intense pace of the last few days just couldn't be sustained. Jumping over to the Paul Ryan thread this morning took a lot out of all of us I'm sure. We were cranking out Ryanism at a ferocious pace after a long night's ONT.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 10:57 PM (kcfmt)

573 #571

Surely there is an airport closer than a six hour drive?

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 10:58 PM (kcfmt)

574

Doctor Who....

 

I used to work with a Trauma Doc by that name. He died young from too much cocaine on the night shift. Plus he did himself in a might early with his weekly midnight bed-bouncing with that nympho-nurse who used to give the B-12 shots to all the roady's (and then some) for the shows at the Holly-Wood

Bowl. I think her name was........"Bunny."

Posted by: Richard at August 12, 2012 10:58 PM (ed5RO)

575 Dead thread is -- oh, shit, I've got to drive the BH to SFO in six hours!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2012 02:55 AM (kaalw)


Have a couple of those Five Hour Energy drinks, you'll be fine.

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 10:58 PM (4ixH5)

576 Heck, if I left right now I could be at SFO in less than six hours and I'm over 400 miles away..

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 10:58 PM (kcfmt)

577 I think her name was........"Bunny."

Posted by: Richard at August 13, 2012 02:58 AM (ed5RO)


Wouldn't happen to have her number, would ya?

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 11:03 PM (4ixH5)

578 OK, what eroded the hills on Mars?


Posted by: jc at August 13, 2012 02:47 AM



Sound waves from rows of Marshall guitar amps used by an indigenous martian speed metal band.

yeah thats all I got.

Posted by: Berserker at August 12, 2012 11:04 PM (FMbng)

579

577

Hey Bro, just snapping along tonight.....right?

Posted by: Richard at August 12, 2012 11:04 PM (ed5RO)

580 563 OK, what eroded the hills on Mars? Posted by: jc at August 13, 2012 02:47 AM (ufJKx) Mars once had a thicker atmosphere and plenty of surface water, enough to form seas and rivers, as well as rain. It is suspected that the planet had a similar core to ours, rotating molten metal producing a significant magnetic field. When the core cooled and stopped, the magnetic field stopped protecting the atmosphere and moisture. What cooled the core? Why, Paul Ryan, of course.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 11:07 PM (bxiXv)

581

580

 

AND!!!  He did it with a "double-compound bow!!"

 

jus saying

Posted by: Richard at August 12, 2012 11:09 PM (ed5RO)

582 575 Dead thread is -- oh, shit, I've got to drive the BH to SFO in six hours!!! Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2012 02:55 AM (kaalw) Have a couple of those Five Hour Energy drinks, you'll be fine. Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 02:58 AM (4ixH5) Better yet, give *her* the 5-hour energy drinks, a 20-oz Red Rave and a Frappucino, and she won't need to go to the airport, she can just fly wherever she wants.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 11:09 PM (bxiXv)

583 573 #571

Surely there is an airport closer than a six hour drive?

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2012 02:58 AM (kcfmt)



I've got to get her to SFO, an hour away, by 7 am. So I leave at 6 am. Yuck.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2012 11:10 PM (kaalw)

584 ''What cooled the core?""



DWS decided to sun bath there.

Posted by: Berserker at August 12, 2012 11:10 PM (FMbng)

585 Hey Bro, just snapping along tonight.....right?

Posted by: Richard at August 13, 2012 03:04 AM (ed5RO)


Word, it's slow and I'm trying to imagine myself with rock hard abs surrounded by cock hungry barbarian bitches in tiny little fur bikinis begging for me to fill them with my glistening...no, wait, that all a bit TMI, right?


How's it goin' with you?

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 11:13 PM (4ixH5)

586 580 563 OK, what eroded the hills on Mars?
Posted by: jc at August 13, 2012 02:47 AM (ufJKx)


Mars once had a thicker atmosphere and plenty of surface water, enough to form seas and rivers, as well as rain.

It is suspected that the planet had a similar core to ours, rotating molten metal producing a significant magnetic field. When the core cooled and stopped, the magnetic field stopped protecting the atmosphere and moisture.

What cooled the core? Why, Paul Ryan, of course.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2012 03:07 AM (bxiXv)


==


why would he do that?  cuts down on the number of cliffs available to push grandma over.

Posted by: jc at August 12, 2012 11:13 PM (ufJKx)

587 A terraforming project launched by Captain Nemo and his Nautilus v2 fleet briefly created a very stormy Mars. Everyone on Earth who had good enough instrumentation to witness this were disinclined to inform the general public.

Why the project failed and what became of Nemo's fleet remain mysteries. All that is known is that a unknown person or group of persons (the person part is assumed) opposed the project but were never identified in any way other than obvious examples of sabotage.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 11:14 PM (kcfmt)

588 #586

Olympus Mons. You only need the one and there are only so many grandmothers at any given moment.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 11:15 PM (kcfmt)

589

582

I am boiling up a pot of 24oz 'MONSTERS!" and adding the raw ginseng root to the bottom of each mug + a viagra swish around the lip. THAT should do the trick

Posted by: Richard at August 12, 2012 11:15 PM (ed5RO)

590 Geo Will wrote that the Ryan pick made Obuttsux look "silly and small."  There's a penis joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: jc at August 12, 2012 11:16 PM (ufJKx)

591 ""Word, it's slow and I'm trying to imagine myself with rock hard abs surrounded by cock hungry barbarian bitches in tiny little fur bikinis begging for me to fill them with my glistening...no, wait, that all a bit TMI, right?""


Well if you're just imagining, why toss in the extra work needed for the rock hard abs? Just be a big flabby mass in a toga like some ancient fat bastard roman senator. lol

Posted by: Berserker at August 12, 2012 11:18 PM (FMbng)

592 "In six weeks, Endeavour is coming home to California. This will mark the first, last and only time that a space shuttle will travel through 12 miles of urban streets. Not only one of the biggest objects ever transported down city streets, it's an irreplaceable national treasure," Rudolph said.

There will be official celebrations in both Inglewood and LA to mark the shuttle's arrival.

Posted by: 13times at August 12, 2012 11:19 PM (h6XiD)

593 I'm on my last beer, if I want everything to be metabolized by the time I drive the BH to SFO. Science is a bitch.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 12, 2012 11:19 PM (kaalw)

594 This just in -- Andrea Mitchell is so dumb that a pile of wet leather just screamed "fuck me!! this bitch is fucking stupid."  A sack of hammers was heard to respond: "tell me about it.  And people say we're dumb."

Posted by: jc at August 12, 2012 11:21 PM (ufJKx)

595

585

I so need a major crane job with a min. 10 week shoot schedule to save my home, other than that, life is a shit sandwhich....with no bread....GRIN!

Posted by: Richard at August 12, 2012 11:21 PM (ed5RO)

596 I am boiling up a pot of 24oz 'MONSTERS!" and adding the raw ginseng root to the bottom of each mug+ a viagra swish around the lip. THAT should do the trick

Posted by: Richard at August 13, 2012 03:15 AM (ed5RO)


Bartender, I'll take thwo.  The barbarian women are so hard to satisfy.






Well if you're just imagining, why toss in the extra work needed for the rock hard abs? Just be a big flabby mass in a toga like some ancient fat bastard roman senator. lol

Posted by: Berserker at August 13, 2012 03:18 AM (FMbng)


Call me Julius Caesar, cuz I'm out to conquer some hot BOOTY!

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 11:23 PM (4ixH5)

597 Richard, I hope things work out for you.  Hang in there.

Posted by: jc at August 12, 2012 11:24 PM (ufJKx)

598 Call me Julius Caesar, cuz I'm out to conquer some hot BOOTY!

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 03:23 AM (4ixH5)


===


Pssst.  pick one that died of old age or fucked himself to death.

Posted by: jc at August 12, 2012 11:26 PM (ufJKx)

599 Pssst. pick one that died of old age or fucked himself to death. That would eliminate most of 'em if we can believe I, Cladius ...

Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at August 12, 2012 11:29 PM (qmMAj)

600

Thanks for the love tonight,

Must be up and ready to kill it again @ Oh-Dark-30!.

 

Remember, this is going to be EPIC come November!

Posted by: Richard at August 12, 2012 11:29 PM (ed5RO)

601 I so need a major crane job with a min. 10 week shoot schedule to save my home, other than that, life is a shit sandwhich....with no bread....GRIN!

Posted by: Richard at August 13, 2012 03:21 AM (ed5RO)


Oy! 


Do you do all local stuff or do you ever leave the state?

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 11:30 PM (4ixH5)

602 Good night, Richard!

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 11:30 PM (4ixH5)

603 Pssst. pick one that died of old age or fucked himself to death.

Posted by: jc at August 13, 2012 03:26 AM (ufJKx)


If I was betrayed by a babe with big tits...might not be so bad...

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 11:31 PM (4ixH5)

604 *Nabs Adriane*

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 11:31 PM (4ixH5)

605 593 I'm on my last beer, if I want everything to be metabolized by the time I drive the BH to SFO. Science is a bitch. Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2012 03:19 AM (kaalw) I had a really snappy image comeback to that, but it was too much work. So just imagine an angry Klingon woman with a nametag that says "Hello, my name is Science."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 12, 2012 11:32 PM (bxiXv)

606 I'm on my last beer, if I want everything to be metabolized by the time I drive the BH to SFO. Science is a bitch. Drive her to NC and eliminate the screwed up travel ... play a card game on the way ... http://tinyurl.com/8zqqyfb

Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at August 12, 2012 11:32 PM (qmMAj)

607 So just imagine an angry Klingon woman with a nametag that says "Hello, my name is Science."

---

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: John Galt's Bile Duct at August 12, 2012 11:33 PM (+/VIS)

608 hmm new Emily Wells music

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 11:34 PM (tw6Ar)

609 *Nabs Adriane* *Sneaks* into Robert's garden to paint his fig trees with poison ... Whistles Venus and Mars by Paulus McCarthius...

Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at August 12, 2012 11:35 PM (qmMAj)

610 this just in -- debbie washingmachine shultz is  -- nah, this one is just too easy.

Posted by: jc at August 12, 2012 11:39 PM (ufJKx)

611 hey adriane.  played in the dirt all day.  it was much more fun about 45 years ago.  too bad it is no fun anymore, cuz that means today's kids will miss out.

Posted by: jc at August 12, 2012 11:40 PM (ufJKx)

612 this just in -- pulling weeds is boring and hell and truly is a shit way to spend a sunday.

Posted by: jc at August 12, 2012 11:41 PM (ufJKx)

613 Whistles Venus and Mars by Paulus McCarthius...

Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at August 13, 2012 03:35 AM (qmMAj)


And now I sing my greatest hit, Hey Judas!

Posted by: Paulus McCarthius at August 12, 2012 11:41 PM (4ixH5)

614 Et tu Judas?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 12, 2012 11:43 PM (Pyl/0)

615 Hey Paulus.  Love some of your work, but I was always confused by the lyric "take a bad thong and make a sweater."

Posted by: jc at August 12, 2012 11:43 PM (ufJKx)

616 this just in -- pulling weeds is boring and hell and truly is a shit way to spend a sunday.

Posted by: jc at August 13, 2012 03:41 AM (ufJKx)


Pull a little harder!  A little harder!  That's it!


*Curls roots*

Posted by: Some Weed at August 12, 2012 11:43 PM (4ixH5)

617 this just in -- pulling weeds is boring and hell and truly is a shit way to spend a sunday. Nonsense ... pretend each one was Nancy Pelosi ...

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 12, 2012 11:45 PM (qmMAj)

618 615 Hey Paulus. Love some of your work, but I was always confused by the lyric "take a bad thong and make a sweater."

---

That's what you get when you let Biggus Diccus write your lyrics.

Posted by: John Galt's Bile Duct at August 12, 2012 11:45 PM (+/VIS)

619 Hey Paulus. Love some of your work, but I was always confused by the lyric "take a bad thong and make a sweater."

Posted by: jc at August 13, 2012 03:43 AM (ufJKx)


Er, shrooms?

Posted by: Paulus McCarthius at August 12, 2012 11:45 PM (4ixH5)

620 Nonsense ... pretend each one was Nancy Pelosi ...

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 13, 2012 03:45 AM (qmMAj)


Pretend each one is Nancy Pelosi and you're Susan B. Anthony.

Posted by: Paulus McCarthius at August 12, 2012 11:47 PM (4ixH5)

621 it was much more fun about 45 years ago. too bad it is no fun anymore, cuz that means today's kids will miss out. Son, time machines!!! There's always a future in those ...

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 12, 2012 11:48 PM (qmMAj)

622 Oh, great. India is having a drought. Famine and plague  should follow closely. War, rumors of war, gas shortages, climbing food prices, corn myths, exploding populations in all of those nasty "other" types of  places, and now we have to rely upon political independents to get us sorted out  and carry the day and elect our guy.  Arithmetic takes no hostages.  Be nice to your local independents!!

Posted by: and irresolute at August 12, 2012 11:49 PM (Q492A)

623 Well, that was strange. Just watched the first segment of an anime series called 'Needless.' Yet another superhumans in the wreckage of Tokyo exercise. But the end credits appeared to have nothing to do with the story but instead were some sort of Ecchi lesbian thing. After that though, it had the correct next episode teaser.


Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 11:49 PM (kcfmt)

624 Pretend each one is Nancy Pelosi and you're Susan B. Anthony. No way I'm sitten next to her. Dat b!tch B crazee!!!

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 12, 2012 11:50 PM (qmMAj)

625 #621

But is there a past in them? Accessing the future just requires patience and maybe a good supply of sedagives.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 11:51 PM (kcfmt)

626 Son, time machines!!! There's always a future in those ...

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 13, 2012 03:48 AM (qmMAj)


JC is Adriane's son?


Does JC know this?


Does Adriane?!?!?!

Posted by: These are the Days of our Lives at August 12, 2012 11:51 PM (4ixH5)

627 Psst.  Hey Nancy!!!  Yeah you.  I am actually for independence and self reliance you dumb shit.

Posted by: Susan B. Anthony at August 12, 2012 11:51 PM (ufJKx)

628 Dat b!tch B crazee!!!

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 13, 2012 03:50 AM (qmMAj)


No shit, I mean who whispers anything to Nancy Pelosi?  Who wants to get that close?  I bet she smells like cat pee.

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 11:52 PM (4ixH5)

629 Nah, Paulius collects bad smells. The lyric is 'take a bad pong and make it fester.'

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 11:52 PM (kcfmt)

630 epobirs at August 13, 2012 03:49 AM (kcfmt) Was this a count your blessings lesbian thang or bleach your eyes and run for the hills lesbian thang? Context matters ....

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 12, 2012 11:52 PM (qmMAj)

631 Context matters ....

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 13, 2012 03:52 AM (qmMAj)


Maybe a trucker thang with lots of flannel?

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 11:54 PM (4ixH5)

632 anytime there is a pregnancy where the folks at the birth are still thinking they might need a maternity test to know for sure -- you can be pretty sure we are talking about Obama voters.

Posted by: jc at August 12, 2012 11:56 PM (ufJKx)

633 #630

It was a 'characters look way too young to watch this comfortably and maybe I should erase the files.'

I mean, they weren't pre-pubescent but still early teens. Although anime often has no zone between teenager and thirty-something.

It wouldn't have been so jarring if it had anything to do with the show or even looked to be a satire of the main characters.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 11:56 PM (kcfmt)

634 Well, that was strange. Just watched the first segment of an anime series called 'Needless.' Yet another superhumans in the wreckage of Tokyo exercise. But the end credits appeared to have nothing to do with the story but instead were some sort of Ecchi lesbian thing. After that though, it had the correct next episode teaser.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2012 03:49 AM (kcfmt)


for a throw away series, I really dug it. As for the ecchi, just watch the show

Posted by: The Dude at August 12, 2012 11:57 PM (tw6Ar)

635 Maybe a trucker thang with lots of flannel? Flannelled Roman Lesbian Truck Stop Murders would make a great History Channel mini series ... or Sy Fy if we can work the time machines in somehow ....

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 12, 2012 11:58 PM (qmMAj)

636 Oooohhhh, Epo's watching him some roris! I'll make sure to check this series out when I get him. For, uh...science.

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2012 11:58 PM (4ixH5)

637 If the male half of the couple fakes his orgasms to get it over with, they're probably Obama voters.

Posted by: epobirs at August 12, 2012 11:58 PM (kcfmt)

638 Maybe a trucker thang with lots of flannel?

Flannelled Roman Lesbian Truck Stop Murders would make a great History Channel mini series ... or Sy Fy if we can work the time machines in somehow ....

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 13, 2012 03:58 AM (qmMAj)


Work it into a Farscape fanfiction and you've got your NaNoWraMo thingy for the year.

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 12:00 AM (4ixH5)

639 If the male half of the couple fakes his orgasms to get it over with, they're probably Obama voters.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2012 03:58 AM (kcfmt)


How would he do that, spit in her face?

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 12:00 AM (4ixH5)

640 637 If the male half of the couple fakes his orgasms to get it over with, they're probably Obama voters.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2012 03:58 AM (kcfmt)


===


if that happens and there is still a welfare baby produced by the event, they are definitely Obama voters.

Posted by: jc at August 13, 2012 12:02 AM (ufJKx)

641 1103 words, Anna. See, you're ahead of *somebody*! Mind you, I started a couple of hours ago...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2012 12:04 AM (bxiXv)

642 #639

Palm a small quib of semen-like liquid into stead of blood. Break the quib at the strategic moment.

Stagecraft is critical to maintaining the leftist relationship.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2012 12:05 AM (kcfmt)

643 if that happens and there is still a welfare baby produced by the event, they are definitely Obama voters.

Posted by: jc at August 13, 2012 04:02 AM (ufJKx)


There used to be a time when a child might win the life lottery and be born with a silver spoon in his mouth.  Nowadays most kids are lucky if they aren't born clutching an EBT card.


HOPENCHANGE!

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 12:05 AM (4ixH5)

644 Camp NaNo's word calculator says: "At this rate, you will finish on March 18, 2014." o_o Smartass.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2012 12:06 AM (bxiXv)

645 If you see a large group at a restaurant and the men go to the restroom in pairs, they're probably Obama voters.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2012 12:06 AM (kcfmt)

646 Stagecraft is critical to maintaining the leftist relationship.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2012 04:05 AM (kcfmt)


Choom and mirrors.

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 12:08 AM (4ixH5)

647 #643

Sounds like the scenario for a TV ad on Univision and Telemundo.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2012 12:08 AM (kcfmt)

648 Well added 366 words.

It says I should finish on Oct 25th, 2012.

And TCM is showing Grand Hotel.  Xavier Cougar and Van Johnson plus Lana Turner and Walter Pigeon...  good writing and great actors keeping me awake.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 12:08 AM (Pyl/0)

649 Huh, I think Adriane really might have started writing that Flannelled Roman Lesbian Truck Stop Murder Farscape story.

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 12:09 AM (4ixH5)

650 Flannelled Roman Lesbian Truck Stop Murders...  do they come from Scotland?  To avenge themselves upon those sissy Romans in their togas?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 12:11 AM (Pyl/0)

651 I can't help but get this feeling I somehow inspire greatness in people.

Posted by: Robert - Heavy with confidence at August 13, 2012 12:11 AM (4ixH5)

652 649 Huh, I think Adriane really might have started writing that Flannelled Roman Lesbian Truck Stop Murder Farscape story.

DHS has already preordered a thousand copies for upper management training.  Napolitano pretty much flipped when she heard the synopsis.

Posted by: John Galt's Bile Duct at August 13, 2012 12:14 AM (+/VIS)

653 Xavier Cougar? Was he in drag and did he show up Lana Turner?

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2012 12:16 AM (kcfmt)

654 Maybe I should go to bed.  The movie is really called Weekend at the Waldorff.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 12:17 AM (Pyl/0)

655 Work it into a Farscape fanfiction and you've got your NaNoWraMo thingy for the year. You do realize that I need to get the master bedroom painted and re-floored ... plus ... ahem ... I'm sketching out a John and Aeryn's middle daughter TZ falling for a Scarran ... the Nebari virus is involved written word thingie ...

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 13, 2012 12:17 AM (qmMAj)

656 DHS has already preordered a thousand copies for upper management training. Napolitano pretty much flipped when she heard the synopsis.

Posted by: John Galt's Bile Duct at August 13, 2012 04:14 AM (+/VIS)


Now our dear Adriane, swimming in royalties, can spring for drinks.

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 12:18 AM (4ixH5)

657 Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 13, 2012 04:17 AM (qmMAj)


The new old house isn't going anywhere.

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 12:19 AM (4ixH5)

658 Maybe I should go to bed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 04:17 AM (Pyl/0)


Before magic time?

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 12:20 AM (4ixH5)

659 Now our dear Adriane, swimming in royalties, can spring for drinks.

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 04:18 AM (4ixH5)


==


just make sure she doesn't hand you a paint brush or a sanding pad.

Posted by: jc at August 13, 2012 12:20 AM (ufJKx)

660 just make sure she doesn't hand you a paint brush or a sanding pad.

Posted by: jc at August 13, 2012 04:20 AM (ufJKx)


An army of drunken Morons will have that place fixed up and ready to go in no time.

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 12:21 AM (4ixH5)

661 Napolitano pretty much flipped when she heard the synopsis. Yikes! I've got helicopters circling as I type! Back in a few after I see if they are black ...

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 13, 2012 12:21 AM (qmMAj)

662 Who needs to know about proper wiring anyway when you're filled with piss and vinegar?

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 12:22 AM (4ixH5)

663 Back in a few after I see if they are black ...

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 13, 2012 04:21 AM (qmMAj)


Profiling, Adriane?  That's racist!

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 12:22 AM (4ixH5)

664 Oh well.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2012 12:24 AM (bxiXv)

665 Everyone conk out or we all waiting for something?

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 12:24 AM (4ixH5)

666 Nearer my Beast to thee.

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 12:24 AM (4ixH5)

667 Stupid Dropbox.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2012 12:24 AM (bxiXv)

668 Suddenly, out of nowhere and for no apparent reason, half the stuff I open from Dropbox is read-only. Except it's not marked read-only in any way.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2012 12:25 AM (bxiXv)

669 And good night Anna, may muses sing thee to thy rest.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2012 12:26 AM (bxiXv)

670 #663

Shopping.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2012 12:26 AM (kcfmt)

671 Suddenly, out of nowhere and for no apparent reason, half the stuff I open from Dropbox is read-only. Except it's not marked read-only in any way.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2012 04:25 AM (bxiXv)


Well you called it stupid.  You hurt its feelings.  Can you blame it for not wanting to work?

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 12:26 AM (4ixH5)

672 Oh, well, I guess Anna really did go to bed.

Good night, Anna!

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 12:27 AM (4ixH5)

673 Well you called it stupid. You hurt its feelings. Can you blame it for not wanting to work? Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 04:26 AM (4ixH5) The software started it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2012 12:31 AM (bxiXv)

674 me too kids,  CYA.

Posted by: jc at August 13, 2012 12:31 AM (ufJKx)

675 argh! Night, Anna ... Night, jc ... night botoxed dandelions ... night, color other than white-blue-red-yellow-green-brown-orange-purple helicopters ...

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 13, 2012 12:34 AM (qmMAj)

676 Good night, JC!

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 12:37 AM (4ixH5)

677 night, color other than white-blue-red-yellow-green-brown-orange-purple helicopters ...

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 13, 2012 04:34 AM (qmMAj)


Why no love?

Posted by: Gay Helicopters Everywhere at August 13, 2012 12:39 AM (4ixH5)

678 Why no love? Well ... the tendency of gay helicopters to ... um ... mate with their own kind ... scares the crap out of pilots, passengers, people on the ground ... Couldn't you just take off and land like heteronormative helicopters?!?

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 13, 2012 12:50 AM (qmMAj)

679 Couldn't you just take off and land like heteronormative helicopters?!?

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 13, 2012 04:50 AM (qmMAj)


We can't help being manufactured this way!

Posted by: Gay Helicopters Everywhere at August 13, 2012 12:56 AM (4ixH5)

680 Roses are red, Chocolate is great in cake, I am going to go to sleep, in the bed that I make ... do with until the master bedroom gets painted and refloored!!!!11!!!

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at August 13, 2012 12:57 AM (qmMAj)

681 We can't help being manufactured this way! C?!? C?!? Political correctness is getting air passengers killed....

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at August 13, 2012 12:59 AM (qmMAj)

682 Good Evening, Robert! GOOD MORNING, VIC!!!!!

Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock's Proper British Accent at August 13, 2012 01:00 AM (qmMAj)

683 Good night, Adriane!

Sweet dreams of Ben Browder rappeling from secret black stealth helicopters piloted by flannelled roman lesbian trucker and reflooring and painting your master bedroom 50 lovely shades of grey.

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 01:05 AM (4ixH5)

684 Sweet dreams of hungry nubile maidens, Robert.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2012 01:14 AM (bxiXv)

685 Hitler finds out Paul Ryan is the VP pick: http://tinyurl.com/c3kzsvp

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 13, 2012 01:18 AM (caAEA)

686 Good night, Mero!

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 01:21 AM (4ixH5)

687 Good morning, Joffen!

How iz ya?

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 01:22 AM (4ixH5)

688 Pretty good Robert. Just getting ready for work. How are ya?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 13, 2012 01:23 AM (caAEA)

689 Ever have a character not shut up about the story and their life?

Good news another 1300 words added so far.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2012 01:50 AM (Pyl/0)

690 Yoshi is happy....very very happy
http://tinyurl.com/8lsz3cf

Posted by: The Dude at August 13, 2012 02:00 AM (tw6Ar)

691 Mornin' all you mornin' 'rons and 'ettes. Find out today, if any techs in my section get "laid off", what they value more. Shows up early, starts on time, cares about accuracy, the instruments, getting data out soon as possible, takes on work outside "normal stuff", etc, etc. but also points out things that aren't right (at times not too diplomatically) or the exact opposite. It's govt so I'm probably screwed.

Posted by: teej says free Miss Marple at August 13, 2012 02:01 AM (x1L8S)

692 Teej,

Union shop?

Posted by: Your MFM Betters at August 13, 2012 02:02 AM (L7hol)

693 How are ya?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 13, 2012 05:23 AM (caAEA)


Except for my computer having some sort of freak out?   Pretty good!

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 02:07 AM (4ixH5)

694 State but yes, though I never joined. Right to work state. And I've always been so, naive I guess, that I expect people to do the right thing. Then get pissed when they don't. I'll never learn.

Posted by: teej says free Miss Marple at August 13, 2012 02:13 AM (EYfcP)

695 Aaaaaaaannnnnddddddd I'm out.

Good night, ONT.

Good morning, Teej.

Good morning, Vic.

Posted by: Robert at August 13, 2012 02:15 AM (4ixH5)

696 Night Robert. Mornin' Vic.

Posted by: teej says free Miss Marple at August 13, 2012 02:17 AM (EYfcP)

697 Morning all

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2012 02:33 AM (YdQQY)

698 698 Vic,

Morning Vic you missed an interesting day yesterday boss.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 13, 2012 03:32 AM (LRFds)

699 That Martian scene looks as lonely as my condo on a Saturday night.

Posted by: Unemployed since February at August 13, 2012 07:49 AM (LYrNw)

700  142 . . . Maybe Venus was much more like Earth a few billion years ago and some Aliens went there and caused a horrible catastrophe.

I see a scifi book in that.

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Apparently scientists once believed that the Earth would have formed into a world like Venus; butit had this big satellite  (the Moon) which skimmed off most of the atmosphere that Earth started with.  Not sure if that's been disproved, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2012 08:19 AM (exvgC)

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