January 09, 2012
— Maetenloch And for those who were wondering - here's the new 2012 schedule for the ONT:
Jim Geraghty points out that when you listen to his 'greed is good' speech in context, Gekko's complaints are very similar to some of the rants you hear from Occupy Wall Street protesters. Of course his proposed solution was vastly different from the #OWSers.
[Gordon Gekko:] Today, management has no stake in the company! All together, these men sitting up here own less than three percent of the company. And where does Mr. Cromwell put his million-dollar salary? Not in Teldar stock; he owns less than one percent. You own the company. ThatÂ’s right, you, the stockholder. And you are all being royally screwed over by these, these bureaucrats, with their luncheons, their hunting and fishing trips, their corporate jets and golden parachutes.Cromwell: This is an outrage! YouÂ’re out of line Gekko!
Gordon Gekko: Teldar Paper, Mr. Cromwell, Teldar Paper has 33 different vice presidents each earning over 200 thousand dollars a year. Now, I have spent the last two months analyzing what all these guys do, and I still canÂ’t figure it out. One thing I do know is that our paper company lost 110 million dollars last year, and IÂ’ll bet that half of that was spent in all the paperwork going back and forth between all these vice presidents.
Katy Peterson Gives A Rip About Alabama
And after this commercial I'm ready to buy a fake Alabama ID off of ebay and go vote for her.
What's It Like To have a Trophy Wife?
I have what you might call a trophy wife. She's 14 years younger than me and very attractive. She's every bit my intellectual equal but I did meet her after many great successes in life. I met her at a charity event where I was perhaps ironically flirting with the much-plainer coat check girl and she cockblocked me.
My wife is pretty hot and she says she loves me and she does everything right, but I've learned there is a thing called men's intuition so you always have doubts. They never go away.
Testicle-Eating Monster Fish Finally Caught
So all us dudes can rest a little easier and go free-balling in the water once again.
An intrepid British angler today told how he snared a predator which kills men - by biting off their testicles.Fearless Jeremy Wade, 53, spent weeks hunting for the fish in remote Papua New Guinea after locals reported a mysterious beast which was castrating young fishermen.
He finally unmasked the perpetrator as the Pacu fish - known locally as ‘The Ball Cutter’ - and managed to catch one in his small wooden fishing boat.
Mr Wade wrestled the 40lb monster on to the floor of his boat and opened its snapping jaws with his naked hands - to discover a jaw-dropping array of human-style teeth.
Ever Wanted To Pretend You Live Aboard the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701)?
Well now you can thanks to this 24 hour video of ambient star ship sounds. There's even a TOS loop for the old-schoolers.
Survey: Gardasil Doesn't Turn Teen Girls into Sluts
But no word on whether they get retardated:
Teen girls ages 15 to 19 who are vaccinated against HPV are not more likely to be sexually active, according to a survey in The American Journal of Preventive Medicine. Another positive finding is that sexually active girls who were vaccinated against HPV were also more likely to consistently use a condom than sexually active girls who were not.
The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla. And don't forget about the Job Bank.
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Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 09:56 PM (7yvLv)
And divorced.
Posted by: Mætenloch at January 09, 2012 05:58 PM (pAlYe)
To counteract the coma-inducing BCS Title Game.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 09, 2012 09:59 PM (PddVe)
Man, you're not kidding.
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2012 06:01 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 06:03 PM (HmZoH)
Good evening, good people. Last night I mentioned we were going snowboarding. First time for me, and I can't remember a more humbling experience than this was. The rest thought it was hilarious, I don't really see the humor here.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 09, 2012 06:04 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2012 06:04 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Zakn at January 09, 2012 06:04 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Beefy Beefy Beefy at January 09, 2012 06:04 PM (E7yM+)
I hate college football, now everyone shares that hate tonight.
These teams haven't played in like a month. This is ridiculous that we're 9 days into the new year and they are just wrapping up now.
Posted by: Ben at January 09, 2012 06:05 PM (UvdzB)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 06:05 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 06:06 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2012 06:06 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Ben at January 09, 2012 06:07 PM (UvdzB)
No doubt, but there are little bits of that in any relationship aren't there? Most women want admit to wanting a man with drive. Men with drive will generally perform well in their chosen career path and therefore earn more money...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2012 06:07 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 10:06 PM
I guess I'd better tear up that 2 million dollar offer
Posted by: Dan Snyder at January 09, 2012 06:08 PM (Y+DPZ)
A bit of a cheap shot since Santorum is not attacking Romney from the left here unlike Newt and Perry.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2012 06:09 PM (3aXbg)
How much money do you think that fat fuck has to pay that wench
Unless he's been very careful and has a very good lawyer, eventually most of it.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 06:09 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2012 06:09 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: booger at January 09, 2012 06:09 PM (EjNp5)
Posted by: mpfs
story of my life. My trophy hangs out on the corner downtown.
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 06:09 PM (OluE0)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2012 10:06 PM (niZvt)
There is a price for everything you gain.
btw, saw this on the previous thread - You won't find it very funny.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 09, 2012 06:09 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: An intrepid British angler at January 09, 2012 06:10 PM (FcR7P)
I will try this again when my pride heals a bit. I ski, not a pro or anything, but don't fall a lot. Different story with 'boarding.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 09, 2012 06:10 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 06:10 PM (HmZoH)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2012 06:11 PM (SB0V2)
No need to do that. Acorn will take care of registering you. And making you buy a fake ID would be racist.
Posted by: pbrown at January 09, 2012 06:11 PM (HASDo)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2012 06:11 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 06:12 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2012 06:12 PM (SB0V2)
Barack Hussein Obama is still a Stuttering Clusterf__k of a Miserable Failure.
The LSU Tigers are just miserable failures.
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 09, 2012 06:12 PM (msBSw)
Ok, who gave Obama the keys to the blog again?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2012 06:13 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2012 06:13 PM (niZvt)
Ever design a pot still?
I have access to pharmaceutical grade equipment for, essentially, pennies, and I am tempted to build my own still. For experimentation only of course. Obviously not for consumption.
I can build one based on my vast chemistry experience (Chem 1, Organic 1, Physical Chem 1, and some biochem), but perhaps there is a source of better information?
Any ideas?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 09, 2012 06:13 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2012 06:13 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: toby928© at January 09, 2012 06:14 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2012 06:14 PM (3aXbg)
Allamabama?
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 10:13 PM (7yvLv)
Well played sir, well played.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2012 06:14 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: River Monsters at January 09, 2012 06:15 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2012 10:13 PM (FcR7P)
Someone lend me a pistol, I need to blow my brains out.
Posted by: CharlieBrown is sick of football at January 09, 2012 06:15 PM (nEUpB)
Someone lend me a pistol, I need to blow my brains out.
Posted by: CharlieBrown is sick of football at January 09, 2012 10:15 PM (nEUpB)
We could talk about the 2011 world series.
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2012 06:16 PM (X6akg)
Listen to my interview with Keli Carender, organizer of the first ever Tea Party rally.
That is all.
Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 09, 2012 06:17 PM (B5cM9)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 09, 2012 06:19 PM (PddVe)
He sent a pic of the bottle of medication he's supposed to give the dog.
It instructs to "shake well."
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 06:19 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 06:19 PM (HmZoH)
They're zen-like
Yeah, but that's the thing, they ruin the whole zen vibe with a bunch of fake drama and hype and then it pays off with nothing.
Posted by: booger at January 09, 2012 06:20 PM (EjNp5)
Posted by: Kurt Herbertstreet at January 09, 2012 06:20 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: River Monsters at January 09, 2012 10:15 PM (FcR7P)
Exactly.
Posted by: booger at January 09, 2012 06:21 PM (EjNp5)
They're zen-like
You want zen on TV? I got zen.
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at January 09, 2012 06:22 PM (4pSIn)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 09, 2012 06:22 PM (2Oas0)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 06:23 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2012 06:23 PM (SB0V2)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2012 06:23 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Mutual of Omaha Dead Guy at January 09, 2012 06:24 PM (HmZoH)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 09, 2012 06:24 PM (j+Izh)
and price is right, of course Posted by: BlackOrchid
He a fantastic afro...for a white guy.
Posted by: Mutual of Omaha Dead Guy at January 09, 2012 06:25 PM (HmZoH)
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 10:22 PM (OluE0)
Oh yeah, that's why he sent the pic. It's awful, isn't it?
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 06:25 PM (F79HU)
Thank God for the ONT.
That Romney Cheap Shot thread kinda got out of hand. Escalated rather quickly. Had to keep your head on a swivel.
Posted by: Alamo at January 09, 2012 06:25 PM (wQmDt)
Posted by: Average guy at January 09, 2012 06:25 PM (3MI/i)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2012 06:25 PM (SB0V2)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at January 09, 2012 06:26 PM (mYdoZ)
Posted by: Tjexcite at January 09, 2012 06:26 PM (sk1Ym)
Look there's Jim over there in the water. Why he is screaming in pain. It looks like a fish has bitten off his balls.
mpfs, that's exactly what I thought about when I read it, but I couldn't remember "Jim" as the name. Who was the main guy?
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 06:27 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 09, 2012 06:27 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2012 06:28 PM (niZvt)
Next civil rights breakthrough: A Lexus MLK Day to Remember Event.
Posted by: comatus at January 09, 2012 06:29 PM (ySTXt)
That Romney Cheap Shot thread kinda got out of hand. Escalated rather quickly. Had to keep your head on a swivel.
Posted by: Alamo at January 09, 2012 10:25 PMThat's all right. These things gotta happen every five years or so, ten years. Helps to get rid of the bad blood. Been ten years since the last one.
Posted by: Peter Clemenza at January 09, 2012 06:30 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 06:30 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 09, 2012 06:30 PM (PddVe)
Bet when they roasted him he tasted gamey and stringy.
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 06:30 PM (HmZoH)
You really need to put an epilepsy warning on that purple flashing thing! Remember, we have been drinking football!!
Posted by: Errol at January 09, 2012 06:31 PM (vewos)
Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2012 06:31 PM (OF1FH)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2012 06:31 PM (niZvt)
for the record, its not 'trophy wifes'
it's called marrying up
and yes, jerking off for 30+ years does add size where it matters and yes works for said 'marrying up'
(god i hope T doesnt read this)
for the golfers...got to drive charles howell III, great guy!!! even better than steve strickland, hope he wins this week
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 09, 2012 06:32 PM (MedXx)
Posted by: Errol at January 09, 2012 10:31 PM (vewos)
Puts Tebowing in a whole new light.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 06:33 PM (F79HU)
114 i said to him, you win your tourny you get $900,000, i win mine i get 900 bucks (bowling)
his reply......picked the sport, didn't you?
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 09, 2012 06:34 PM (MedXx)
Sumbitch if I don't.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 09, 2012 06:34 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2012 06:34 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 10:03 PM (HmZoH)
Bazinga!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2012 06:35 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 09, 2012 06:36 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Errol at January 09, 2012 06:36 PM (vewos)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 09, 2012 06:37 PM (JMmQ9)
It wasn't PMS that caused all the trouble.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 09, 2012 06:37 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Alamo at January 09, 2012 06:37 PM (wQmDt)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 09, 2012 10:36 PM
36 hours or until a muslim gets offended that it's in there, whichever comes first
Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2012 06:37 PM (Y+DPZ)
Any of you know how long it takes to defrost a 9-lb ham in the fridge?
Until it's soft and squishy. Can't believe you had to ask.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 06:37 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 09, 2012 06:37 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2012 06:38 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 09, 2012 10:36 PM (hO8IJ)
You put a pageant baby in the freezer?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2012 06:38 PM (4q5tP)
127 my company has the contract with the pga for the sony open
in the last three years i've met most of them and their wives and kids
i'm supposed to go get steve strickland in a little while
my favorite is still zack johnson (cubs fan btw), on the bad side i think T stalks him
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 09, 2012 06:40 PM (MedXx)
Posted by: Errol at January 09, 2012 06:41 PM (vewos)
She really is that stupid, isn't she?
I mean, I knew she was stupid, but I didn't think...didn't want to think...that anyone could be so fucking imbecilic. Between that and the Vegen note I posted last night? I've learned that people really can continue to surprise with their complete ignorance.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 06:42 PM (F79HU)
141 and heehaw to end the night
yeah, heehaw...in chicago...to a mexican mother
i grew up thinking roy clark was a heavy metal master
fml
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 09, 2012 06:42 PM (MedXx)
Posted by: EBL at January 09, 2012 06:42 PM (UwxZ1)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 09, 2012 06:44 PM (j+Izh)
My Passive Aggressive Vegan Roommate.
Read it, lol, and then punch a hippy.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 06:45 PM (F79HU)
Oh you must have missed it. That episode was on after that very, very special Disney special, "Show Me Where Mickey Touched You."
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 06:45 PM (HmZoH)
Posted by: comatus at January 09, 2012 06:46 PM (ySTXt)
Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2012 06:47 PM (OF1FH)
Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2012 06:49 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 06:50 PM (HmZoH)
Read it, lol, and then punch a hippy.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:45 PM (F79HU)
lol, Robert!!! Plus, vegans have the nastiest farts, and no senses of "I shouldn't share this with my co-workers." I know this for a fact. Gack!!!
Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2012 06:50 PM (OF1FH)
Posted by: GGE, Steelers Fan at January 09, 2012 06:51 PM (puuQC)
i'm supposed to go get steve strickland in a little while
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 09, 2012 10:40 PM (MedXx)
It's Steve Stricker, as in 'Stick.'
Get it right, might help with the tip.
Posted by: ErikW at January 09, 2012 06:51 PM (hva/9)
Read it, lol, and then punch a hippy.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:45 PM
I would have left a severed cow head in her bed
Posted by: Vito Corleone at January 09, 2012 06:51 PM (Y+DPZ)
lol, Robert!!! Plus, vegans have
the nastiest farts, and no senses of "I shouldn't share this with my
co-workers." I know this for a fact. Gack!!!
Oh Gawd, YES! The stink makes your eyes water before you pass out from lack of oxygen. Plus their breath is rank.
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 06:52 PM (HmZoH)
Posted by: Tardasil? Lol VANGARDISIL, you mean? at January 09, 2012 06:52 PM (gj4aA)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 09, 2012 06:53 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 10:52 PM (HmZoH)
YES! It's like they are decomposing before they're even dead. Disgusting!
Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2012 06:53 PM (OF1FH)
My Passive Aggressive Vegan Roommate.
Read it, lol, and then punch a hippy.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:45 PM (F79HU)
My ex-wife, the Pacu, starts off her Very Important Talks the same way.
"I know [restates immutable truth], but I feel ....."
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2012 06:54 PM (4q5tP)
Now, should I head down to the bar and be a shoulder for all the Louisiana girls to cry on, or just stay in and go to bed. Hmmm.
Posted by: Alex at January 09, 2012 06:54 PM (+1TUS)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 09, 2012 06:54 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2012 06:55 PM (Y+DPZ)
My Passive Aggressive Vegan Roommate.
Read it, lol, and then punch a hippy.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:45 PM (F79HU)
I'd come into the apartment dressed in a suit made of meat. Just for shits n giggles.
Posted by: mpfs at January 09, 2012 06:56 PM (HmZoH)
Just ignore him.
Posted by: Y-not at January 09, 2012 10:51 PM (5H6zj)
Just wanted to mock him. I could do so much more if I chose. I was checking the archives to see if there was evidence of conservatives loving Romneycare in 2008 and found a post ace made which would indicate they didn't. And a comment by the pompous one about Romney that will make you laugh based on what he says now.
Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2012 06:57 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: artemis at January 09, 2012 06:57 PM (EL9AK)
Does anyone remember when Jim roped grizzley bear? (no shit...he did it!). The bear pulled his ass of the horse and chased him up a 10' tree!
Posted by: Hobo from heck at January 09, 2012 06:58 PM (QE/BE)
Now, should I head down to the bar and be a shoulder for all the Louisiana girls to cry on, or just stay in and go talk one into bed.
FIFY
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 06:59 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: HeatherRadish
at January 09, 2012 10:36 PM (hO8IJ)
Also, if it's a country ham, I'm pretty sure nothing could possibly live in there.
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2012 06:59 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: booger at January 09, 2012 10:09 PM (EjNp5)
It's got to be more interesting than "Finding Bigfoot." "Yeah, that's a 'squatch." "You know what you saw? A 'squatch!" "There's 'squatches 'round these hills." The commercials for that Tardisil-inspired crap and the zip-lining Geico pig make me yearn for a Diane Sawyer-level, CVS-induced haze.
Posted by: Jew janitor's mop bucket at January 09, 2012 06:59 PM (jV57q)
I'd come into the apartment dressed in a suit made of meat. Just for shits n giggles.
Call Lady Gaga's wardrobist
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2012 06:59 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2012 07:00 PM (OF1FH)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2012 07:00 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Y-not at January 09, 2012 07:00 PM (5H6zj)
That's just silly.
BTW, nice jugs, Meghan.
Posted by: analpundit at January 09, 2012 07:01 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 09, 2012 07:01 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Davie Crockett killed him a bear when he was only three at January 09, 2012 07:02 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2012 07:02 PM (UVGQ6)
Oh Gawd, YES! The stink makes your eyes water before you pass out from lack of oxygen. Plus their breath is rank.
Probably their bodies are digesting themselves, for lack of other meat. My latest pet peeve is seeing eggs for sale, that are touted as being from vegetarian chickens. That didn't seem weird until I got some chickens. They love insects and other sorts of meat, more than any other food. You should see them go nuts when you give them a leftover turkey carcass, or some cut-up sausage. Not giving them meat is just wrong. Plus, the eggs taste better if you do that.
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2012 07:02 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2012 11:00 PM (OF1FH)
He posted a birdie for you at 113
Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2012 07:03 PM (GULKT)
But if it comes to executing a sadistic 18 year rapist that tortured his victim to death, they call HIM a "child."
It doesn't stop at 18. IIRC, the CDC got caught a few years back with some cooked-up gun death stats that rolled up "children" up to 23 yrs.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 07:03 PM (7yvLv)
Even faster, defrost them in running (cool) water. Amazingly quick. But of course Gaia cries when you leave you faucet running for 5 minutes. Ignore her cries.
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2012 07:04 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2012 07:04 PM (GULKT)
Prolly take 2 days to thaw a 9 lb ham on the counter.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 09, 2012 07:05 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: palerider at January 09, 2012 07:05 PM (dkExz)
Footage on North Korean TV shows Kim Jong Un vowing war if enemies shoot down rocket
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 09, 2012 07:06 PM (UR5vq)
It doesn't stop at 18. IIRC, the CDC got caught a few years back with some cooked-up gun death stats that rolled up "children" up to 23 yrs.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 11:03 PM (7yvLv)
We're going to be revising that up to 26 here shortly. There's a law that will justify it.
Posted by: The CDC at January 09, 2012 07:06 PM (GULKT)
I'd come into the apartment dressed in a suit made of meat. Just for shits n giggles.
I have one, please contact my wardrobe assistant
Posted by: Lady Gaga at January 09, 2012 07:07 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 09, 2012 07:07 PM (6GWGj)
I guess there is no chance that Vince Flynn or Brad Thor will throw their hat in the ring, eh? What's the point of the CIA if they can't make the world better with black ops? Very fuckin' disappointing, if you ask me.
Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2012 07:08 PM (OF1FH)
193 I almost wish that the ESPN feed was still out for this game like it was before it started.
Here's some old stuff - back when Monday Night Football first started, a lot of people couldn't stand to listen to Cosell. They'd turn their TV volume down and tune in some radio station carrying the game for the play-by-play. That's still a viable option what with the intertubes and all.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 07:09 PM (7yvLv)
Shit, I could have had an excuse to tell the kid I wasn't buying any Thin Mints this year
But I hate to take it out on a kid
Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2012 07:09 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at January 09, 2012 07:10 PM (mYdoZ)
I can't believe this is my contribution to the ONT.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 09, 2012 07:11 PM (otfJ1)
Damn skippy, and then watch the Wonderful World of Disney (although disney might have come on first, can't remember)
Posted by: booger at January 09, 2012 07:11 PM (EjNp5)
This is so obvious, I can't believe our government never, ever does it.
Posted by: comatus at January 09, 2012 07:11 PM (ySTXt)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 09, 2012 07:12 PM (tB2tX)
That didn't seem weird until I got some chickens.
They chow on small lizards, baby frogs/toads, and pretty much anything that can't outrun or hide from them they can manage to choke down. They're also rather unfussy and will peck at and eat their own shit occasionally after its aged long enough to get hard and dried out.
If they weren't tasty, they'd be pretty gross animals.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 09, 2012 07:12 PM (6GWGj)
I like ovaries, too. Worth the extra work to get to them.
Posted by: Testicle-Eating Fish at January 09, 2012 07:12 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: AllahEatsIt at January 09, 2012 07:13 PM (UqKQV)
187 Does anyone remember when Jim roped grizzley bear? (no shit...he did it!). The bear pulled his ass of the horse and chased him up a 10' tree!
Imagine that: a full growd man being chased up a tree by a bear.
Posted by: Davie Crockett killed him a bear when he was only three at January 09, 2012 11:02 PM (JMmQ9)
But do you shit in the woods?
Posted by: Hobo from heck at January 09, 2012 07:14 PM (QE/BE)
This is so obvious, I can't believe our government never, ever does it.
Posted by: comatus at January 09, 2012 11:11 PM (ySTXt)
I believe you have already answered the question of "why don't they ever do it" (for those who don't get it, "This is so obvious,...")
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 09, 2012 07:14 PM (puuQC)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 09, 2012 07:14 PM (tB2tX)
Ack!!!!!!!! That's it for me. I'm out. Later, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 09, 2012 07:15 PM (otfJ1)
187 Does anyone remember when Jim roped grizzley bear? (no shit...he did it!). The bear pulled his ass of the horse and chased him up a 10' tree!
Imagine that: a full growd man being chased up a tree by a bear.
Posted by: Davie Crockett killed him a bear when he was only three at January 09, 2012 11:02 PM (JMmQ9)
But do you shit in the woods?
Posted by: Hobo from heck at January 09, 2012 11:14 PM (QE/BE)
Timothy Treadwell unavailable for comment.
It had to be said.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2012 07:15 PM (4q5tP)
If they weren't tasty, they'd be pretty gross animals.
They're pretty gross no matter what. Other farm animals will snack on some meat now and then, most notably pigs which will even go cannibal.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 07:15 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 09, 2012 07:16 PM (j+Izh)
We're gonna be Great Satan anyway, might's well have some fun.
Posted by: comatus at January 09, 2012 07:17 PM (ySTXt)
Posted by: Tommygun at January 09, 2012 07:18 PM (cb4oU)
Both those men would dismantle the CIA and rebuild the entire counter-intelligence apparatus from the ground, up. We need this, and somebody high up really has to stress dramatically improving our HUMINT capabilities. Satellites are cool and all, but you really need eyes on the ground in order to truly assess dangerous situations.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 09, 2012 07:18 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 09, 2012 07:18 PM (tB2tX)
when Jim roped grizzley bear?
Oh, roped. I knew he was a bad dude, but for a minute there....
Understandable mistake. Somewhere upthread there was a post about Jim impregnating a gnu while Marlon made strawberry daquiries, so . . . .
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 07:19 PM (7yvLv)
I never thought I'd see someone who deserved to be digested by a bear. Then I saw the Timmy Treadwell documentary.
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2012 07:19 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: I am the walrus, goo-goo-ga-joo at January 09, 2012 07:20 PM (ybkwK)
Posted by: comatus at January 09, 2012 11:17 PM (ySTXt)
I'm GGE, and I approve of this message.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 09, 2012 07:22 PM (puuQC)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 09, 2012 07:22 PM (j+Izh)
Both those men would dismantle the CIA and rebuild the entire counter-intelligence apparatus from the ground, up. We need this [...]
In James Clavell's Shogun, his protagonist has to choose a crew for one of his ships. He wants to screen out any Catholics, because they would be allied to Portugal, his enemy, so he has each of them step on a cross before he accepts them. It worked. He found some spies.
We should do the same thing with the current CIA, but using a portrait of Karl Marx.
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2012 07:22 PM (2IW5Q)
Microsoft: We're here to finally launch Kinect for the PC.....
Audience: YAY
Microsoft: Pre-order now for $250
Audience: fuuuuuuuuuu
Posted by: The Dude at January 09, 2012 07:23 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: comatus at January 09, 2012 07:23 PM (ySTXt)
Time for the old folk. Tomorrow will be something really exciting, like tying dry flies.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe,
Posted by: irongrampa at January 09, 2012 07:24 PM (SAMxH)
Am I wrong to call them Mexicans?
Yes. Because there are a dozen other countries whose citizens fit this description and who are also here illegally. Most notably El Salvador.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 07:24 PM (SsG4J)
Am I wrong to call them Mexicans? My libtard family members here seem to think so.
They could be Guatemalans, or some other sort of South Americans, but the odds are overwhelmingly in your favor. I'm in California, and we are really really used to this. To the point where my initial reaction to your post was: "Dark-skinned? Then they weren't from Jalisco!"
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2012 07:26 PM (2IW5Q)
I never thought I'd see someone who deserved to be digested by a bear. Then I saw the Timmy Treadwell documentary.
Back before he became bear shit Treadwell used to show up on talk shows (I think even the Tonight Show, Letterman, etc.) and claim that he was safe, and the bears were all cuddly. I read a column in an outdoor blog where several old sour doughs had warned this idiot vigorously that he was in danger. One of them said unequivocally, "This guy is dead within a year if he keeps this shit up". Almost exactly. Those old outdoorsmen knew their bears.
Posted by: Alamo at January 09, 2012 07:26 PM (wQmDt)
Posted by: Hobo from heck at January 09, 2012 07:27 PM (QE/BE)
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2012 11:22 PM (2IW5Q)
Like lie detector tests, those things only work on people that have an ethical belief system.
If it helped Obamao to further enhance his achievement of an America Socialist Union by simply stepping on a picture of Karl Marx, he would probably be willing to take a dump on old Karl just to be sure.
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 09, 2012 07:28 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 09, 2012 11:20 PM (7FadD)
uber-cuteness, cj! 
tell me again, why don't you have a brace of kittehs in your life?
And, kinda OT, but someone I thought the world of did not wake up this morning. Younger than me, spectacularly charming, funny, humble, self-effacing, amazingly accomplished man. Young kids, lovely wife. It kinda sent me a little sideways. I am so down-to-the-bone weary of getting shitty news all the fuckin' time.
Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2012 07:28 PM (OF1FH)
Less notably, actually. From what I've read of El Salvador it is, like Chile, mostly Spaniard.
Guatemala is the Maya-land, where Spanish is a second-language outside the cities.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 09, 2012 07:29 PM (QQAJP)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 09, 2012 07:30 PM (puuQC)
Exactly! There are a lot of skin, eye and hair color variations in Mexicans. One of my co-workers is auburn haired and green eyed, albeit olive complected. She's full blooded Mexican.
Now, my little neighborhood is full of Hondurans, and they are almost impossible for this gringa to tell apart. Long, long glossy black hair, straight-across-the-forehead-China doll bangs, very short, and the cutest babies you ever saw.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 07:30 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 09, 2012 07:30 PM (QQAJP)
Old park ranger rule for identifying grizzly bear scat: "If the bear scat has belt buckles in it, it is a grizzly!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 09, 2012 07:30 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: palerider at January 09, 2012 07:32 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: palerider at January 09, 2012 07:33 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 11:30 PM (SsG4J)
Do tell?
Posted by: GGE, Planning A Trip at January 09, 2012 07:33 PM (puuQC)
Peaches, my God, I am so sorry to hear about this.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 07:33 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: comatus at January 09, 2012 07:36 PM (ySTXt)
Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2012 07:37 PM (GULKT)
Zeus returns: FBI warns of 'Gameover' ID-theft malware
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 09, 2012 07:38 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 09, 2012 07:38 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 09, 2012 07:39 PM (E7yM+)
Posted by: GGE, Planning A Trip at January 09, 2012 11:33 PM (puuQC)
No Siree Bob, cuz then you'll throw me over for her! 
Seriously, though....she's a looker. Very exotic looking.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 07:39 PM (SsG4J)
Oh guess what I have to do in the next 2 weeks or so. Mail in my proof of auto insurance. And they were oh so polite to provide a pre-addressed envelope to do it. Oh but I still have to pay for the stamp.
Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2012 07:39 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: I am the walrus, goo-goo-ga-joo at January 09, 2012 07:40 PM (ybkwK)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 09, 2012 07:40 PM (j+Izh)
No Siree Bob, cuz then you'll throw me over for her!
Seriously, though....she's a looker. Very exotic looking.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 11:39 PM (SsG4J)
I wouldn't do such a thing! Never in a million years!
so...define "exotic"?
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 09, 2012 07:40 PM (puuQC)
I didn't mean to say that you were a racists, just that you'd be wrong to assume they were Mexican.
In my experience, Haitians are much, much darker than Jamaicans, by the way.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 07:42 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: TiminAL at January 09, 2012 07:42 PM (Xwzau)
Peaches, I know you don't know me from Adam, but I still want to say I'm sorry, that sucks, I've been there. It sucks to lose people we shouldn't lose, because we need them, and we miss them. Our only option is to keep on keeping on, but sometimes it just takes some time to get past the big gap that a loss leaves. It doesn't go away, but it goes to a place that's separate enough that we can proceed. Best wishes for your strength in the face of this loss.
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2012 07:44 PM (2IW5Q)
Damn, dude. Fuck the BMV. I had to do that about 2 months ago. They give you about 3 weeks to get it in on time. The ever-so-helpful USPS got it to me a week and a half late so I really went down to the deadline.
Don't panic when you get another letter a couple of weeks after you submit it. I came home one day to find a letter from them. I was about to drop some f-bombs thinking that my proof of registration was late and they had suspended my license. It won't be that -- they send you a follow-up thanking you for doing it and telling you no further action is required.
Complete pain in the ass.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 09, 2012 07:44 PM (3Ffv6)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 09, 2012 07:44 PM (E7yM+)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 09, 2012 07:44 PM (puuQC)
Posted by: Candiru, The Penis Fish at January 09, 2012 07:44 PM (FIE/L)
Posted by: The Dude at January 09, 2012 07:45 PM (M8yfa)
They're easy to distinguish. If he's jerking his chicken, he's Jamaican.
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 09, 2012 11:44 PM (E7yM+)
oh yeah, I love Jamaican jerked chicken.
that didn't sound right...but it is delish.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 09, 2012 07:46 PM (puuQC)
This reads like a joke, but I once took a brief trip to Cancun with some coworkers, and at the end, the refrain was "we have to get back to the U.S., so we can get some decent Mexican food."
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2012 07:46 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2012 07:46 PM (FIE/L)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 09, 2012 07:46 PM (j+Izh)
I wouldn't do such a thing! Never in a million years!
so...define "exotic"?
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 09, 2012 11:40 PM (puuQC)
LOL! Well, when I first met her, coloring aside, I would have pegged her as what I called Black Dutch. Which is probably non PC now, but it's a term ( as explained to me by a family is is of this ancestry) for people who are half Dutch and half Indonesian. She has a slightly Asian look. Imagine a tallish Filipina with dark red hair and green eyes.
Probably not technically beautiful, but you're so dazzled when you see her that you never notice it.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 07:48 PM (SsG4J)
Probably not technically beautiful, but you're so dazzled when you see her that you never notice it.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 11:48 PM (SsG4J)
Gosh look at the time (yawn). Wow, I'm beat. I'll just be...in my bunk...
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 09, 2012 07:50 PM (puuQC)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2012 07:52 PM (UVGQ6)
Complete pain in the ass.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 09, 2012 11:44 PM (3Ffv6)
Yep. I had to do it a couple years ago too.
Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2012 07:52 PM (GULKT)
Lol, of course, I know a few Jamaicans who can trow dat down, too, mon.
I sponsor a little girl in Haiti, and I can honestly say that I believe it is the most pitiful country in the world.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 07:52 PM (SsG4J)
I knew I should never have mentioned her, dang it....
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 07:53 PM (SsG4J)
It could be. But what about North Korea? Their sufferings aren't even allowed to be known. That makes me believe it has to be the worst of all.
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2012 07:54 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2012 07:54 PM (OF1FH)
I had a stretch a few years ago where I was hearing about something bad every time I called home. Told my parents I wasn't talking to them ever again, or at least until all the friends and family were dead.
Posted by: todler at January 09, 2012 07:55 PM (OluE0)
It's a tough world out there, and the kiddies get the worst end of it. How do you fix it? I don't know, if I knew I'd fix it.
And now I really am out, it's been a long day and I'm going to catch some shut-eye. Good night roonz and roonettez, see you on tomorrow night's ONT!
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 09, 2012 07:59 PM (puuQC)
Very true...but the national character I think is still one of dignity and enduring hardship and so forth; Haiti is just so freaking poor, bizarre, depraved, and batshit crazed. I wasn't meaning just the actual poorness and deprivation. There is a creepy factor there that is hard to describe. And filth. I don't see NK being filthy, for some reason.
But it was a poor choice of words, there are probably far worse places to live, and normal civilization is still within reach if you're motivated enough, hell the DR isn't far at all.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 08:00 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 10, 2012 12:00 AM (SsG4J)
because the population eats the filth due to them being so poor
Posted by: The Dude at January 09, 2012 08:01 PM (M8yfa)
Thank you, todler, and bless you!
chemjeff, I go through Compassion. I sponsor a child in Haiti, one in India and two in Rwanda.
Full disclosure: I have several family members who work for the organization, so I am biased towards it, but not trying to throw them any business.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 08:04 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Doc at January 09, 2012 08:04 PM (/h3en)
And honestly, I think tropical climes just get filthier as a rule. Hot nasty stinky places, ugh.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 08:05 PM (SsG4J)
"T.R.O. ... Temporary restraining order. Thank you very much. Some crew I've got. Seventeen lawyers, on retainer, and you manage to work it out so that in a free market, a so-called free country, I can't buy some shit-ass stock every other asshole can buy. Congratulations. You're destroying the capitalist system! While everybody else in the world is embracing it, my boys and girls are fuckin' it up!
You know what happens when capitalism gets fucked up? The communists come back. They come out of the bushes. Don't kid yourselves. They're waiting in there. But, maybe that's not so bad. Because you know what happens when the commies take over? The first thing they do is shoot all the lawyers."
http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=WH3mf33l-68&feature=topics
Great movie. (I put a space in the url)
Posted by: really ... at January 09, 2012 08:07 PM (X3lox)
We came to.... well, I'm not even sure what the hell we came to do, since we sure didn't seem to be all that interested in playing football.
Nick Saban's Crimson Tide is Evil incarnate, of course, but no one could ever accuse them of not being a great football team.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 09, 2012 08:07 PM (I07f8)
Tammy, there's a lot of pitiful countries out there it's really heartbreaking
Since we're becoming one of them fast, we'll have lots of company.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 09, 2012 08:07 PM (6GWGj)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 09, 2012 08:08 PM (j+Izh)
282 'She blamed right-wing pro-lifers because the GS were all about "empowering young women with choices about their bodies." '
How about we empower...
EVERYBODY!
Seriously. Think about it. What if everyboby was empowered to succeed.
Sure beats being taught how to be a victum or demanding others give you stuff you have not earned.
Posted by: Sock With No Name...Yet at January 09, 2012 08:08 PM (Q5fHc)
Might be literally true. I saw some documentary about people baking dirt cookies, to fill empty bellies when nothing else will serve. Seriously. Might have been Haiti -- that's what I remember, anyway.
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2012 08:09 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 08:09 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2012 08:11 PM (FIE/L)
Posted by: The Dude at January 09, 2012 08:11 PM (M8yfa)
The man is Satan. He is the Devil come to Earth. I do not exaggerate. We should know; he used to be our head coach.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 09, 2012 08:12 PM (I07f8)
I saw some documentary about people baking dirt cookies
During the Nazi seige of Stalingrad, the residents resorted to eating leaves and bark mixed with drain oil from vehicles. Pretty nasty, but I guess it will tide you over for a little while.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 09, 2012 08:13 PM (6GWGj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2012 08:15 PM (FIE/L)
During the Nazi seige of Stalingrad, the residents resorted to eating leaves and bark mixed with drain oil from vehicles. Pretty nasty, but I guess it will tide you over for a little while.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 10, 2012 12:13 AM (6GWGj)
The French chose starvation over potatoes.
The one time they stuck up for any principle.
Posted by: really ... at January 09, 2012 08:16 PM (X3lox)
There are a lot of awful places out there, it just shows how great we have it here in this country
In the timeline of all recorded history, even the poverty stricken in this country are about 4 standard deviations to the right of the norm.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 09, 2012 08:17 PM (6GWGj)
I know exactly how you feel.
(But at least there will be no flowers tomorrow on the sadistic, alcohol-preserved Bear Bryant's grave.) Posted by: Michigan State Spartan at January 09, 2012 08:20 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at January 09, 2012 08:20 PM (hRH92)
The French chose starvation over potatoes.
That's only because they didn't know about tater tots and curly fries. A lot of people simply subsisted on potatos before the Americans turned them into someting desirable.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 09, 2012 08:21 PM (6GWGj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2012 08:21 PM (FIE/L)
Posted by: crosspatch at January 09, 2012 08:23 PM (ZbLJZ)
I'm not sure I believe the drain oil thing
Would you eat bark and dried leaves without something to help it slide down? The motor oils of that era were much closer chemically to medicinal mineral oil than the oils of today, which might be a lot more toxic with all the crap they add to them.
On the plus side, they probably had no trouble with constipation.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 09, 2012 08:26 PM (6GWGj)
That's only because they didn't know about tater tots and curly fries. A lot of people simply subsisted on potatoes before the Americans turned them into something desirable.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 10, 2012 12:21 AM (6GWGj)
Same thing with jeans!
And corned beef.
The French made quite the dish of chopped liver, though. They never disappoint, really.
Posted by: really ... at January 09, 2012 08:26 PM (X3lox)
I'm not sure I believe the drain oil thing
People have been known to use little alcohol pads as after-dinner mints ... so I've heard.
Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at January 09, 2012 08:28 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2012 08:29 PM (UVGQ6)
Posted by: booger at January 09, 2012 10:09 PM (EjNp5)
River monsters would be more credible if he pulled from a cooler once in a while.
"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he spends his life on the river drinking beer with his cousins during the day and roasting chicken over an open fire at night."
Posted by: Tippy Canoe at January 09, 2012 08:29 PM (2yjT4)
Volvo, Lovol, Isuzu,MTU, and domestic famous
engine providers including Shangchai, Weifang,
Jichai, Yuchai etc
Posted by: kadin at January 09, 2012 08:30 PM (QKpSY)
313
One of my favorite vegetarian-related snarks
She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone.
Posted by: Dead Eye Dick at January 09, 2012 08:34 PM (2yjT4)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 08:35 PM (SsG4J)
During the Nazi seige of Stalingrad, the residents resorted to eating leaves and bark mixed with drain oil from vehicles. Pretty nasty, but I guess it will tide you over for a little while.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 10, 2012 12:13 AMI read 900 Days, the Siege of Leningrad
Many used the Donner Party menu until Lake Ladoga froze over and enabled some supplies to get through
Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2012 08:36 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 10, 2012 12:35 AM (SsG4J)
I just loves me some Olive burger!
Posted by: Popeye at January 09, 2012 08:38 PM (2yjT4)
Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 09, 2012 08:38 PM (ZiYQG)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 10, 2012 12:07 AM
War, the Tigers offense looked so bad that I wondered if they had hired Jets OC Brian Schottenheimer for this game
Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2012 08:39 PM (Y+DPZ)
Is this schedule for the ONT a fixed schedule, or are some of the future dates to be worked out later?
Posted by: Theresa's voting anybody (_!_) Obama at January 09, 2012 08:40 PM (ejSrN)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 08:40 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at January 09, 2012 08:41 PM (4qU0l)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2012 08:44 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 09, 2012 08:44 PM (ZiYQG)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 09, 2012 08:46 PM (j+Izh)
Who's tried risotto. Is it good or does it suck?
That's like asking "Who's tried beef?" It depends on who's cooking.
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 09, 2012 08:46 PM (2yjT4)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 09, 2012 08:46 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2012 08:47 PM (UVGQ6)
Posted by: EBL at January 09, 2012 08:49 PM (UwxZ1)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 09, 2012 08:49 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Zakn at January 09, 2012 08:49 PM (7F9i5)
Here's a prediction honey. When you wake up tomorrow morning you'll still be ugly
Posted by: Don Rickles at January 09, 2012 08:52 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 09, 2012 08:52 PM (2yjT4)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 09, 2012 08:57 PM (j+Izh)
Lib, I was going to ask if you fed him wet food, can't remember if you're the one hwo said they don't. That can cause issues with male cats, I think. But again, sending good vobes and hugs for you, the Mrs and His Majesty!
nerdy girl that sounds good!!! I am an olive ho in the worst possible way.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 08:58 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 09, 2012 08:59 PM (JKNDp)
It doesn't totally explain LSU's almost non-existent offense tonight, but the biggest mistake Les Miles ever made (and I wonder if it was even his decision) was bringing back that massively-overrated thuggish idiot Jordan Jefferson as starting QB (after Jefferson's eight-game suspension for kicking in a guy's face in a Baton Rouge bar parking lot). I know so many people who swear Jefferson's the greatest thing since sliced toast and have never understood it. The guy makes Scam Newton look like Drew Brees.
Jarrett Lee, he's the kid who got LSU where it was this year. He's the kid under whom LSU beat 'Bama the first time around. And ever since Jefferson came back, we've seen Lee sitting there on the sidelines every Saturday, discarded like a three-week-old used condom. Miles would only put him in toward the end of the last quarter of each game, after the victory was pretty much locked up, and that was almost worse than not playing him at all. Lee wasn't flashy, he didn't have as powerful a throwing arm as Jefferson, but he was competent and steady and he GOT this team to 8-0. And after all that, everything he did for the team was rewarded by indifference and humiliation.
What killed LSU was Miles' inexplicable, unearned loyalty to Jordan Jefferson, and his bizarre unwillingness to change his strategy even as it was imploding right before his eyes. I've been screaming about Jefferson's deficiencies since last year, when Miles was doing the "rotating quarterback" bullshit with him and Lee. He has never been a particularly good QB, and I knew that Miles' determination to stick with him was going to bite LSU sooner or later. It finally happened in a big, big way tonight. If I were Lee I'd be feeling pretty smug right now.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 09, 2012 08:59 PM (I07f8)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 09, 2012 09:01 PM (2yjT4)
He just got home. Pee'd in the carrier. Poor guy.
Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 10, 2012 12:44 AM (ZiYQG)
i hate feelin like a villian for just trying to help. but it is a rare kitteh who is willing to try to understand. I really hatew when they are so abjectly terrified they pee. im so sorry, dude. hope kitteh gets better soon! Explain everything to him as you do it. they kind of understand our words and for sure get a calm explaining soothing tone. it will kinda help and give you something to focus on. if you can think warm cuddly thought while you do it even better. the more apprehensive you get the more frightened your kitty can become. they take cues from you, the boss cat.
oh hi!
Posted by: gushie at January 09, 2012 09:02 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 09, 2012 09:03 PM (JKNDp)
I will say, though, that I laughed when he made that tackle after the interception. He just flat picked that hoss up and flung him down. Maybe they should have put him on D!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 09:04 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 09, 2012 09:07 PM (JKNDp)
damn funny.
Posted by: Berserker at January 09, 2012 09:07 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2012 12:29 AM (UVGQ6)
If they drive a car with anti-freeze, take pills, eat jello, or wash with soap that isn't specifically made from vegetable oil, then they use animal products. Heck, even bread and alcohol depend on yeast. I suspect that most vegans do use animal products on a regular basis, but are too ignorant to know it.
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 09, 2012 09:08 PM (sEvRn)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 10, 2012 12:59 AM
If I were Jefferson's agent I'd be wondering if anyone was even going to draft him. I hope he isn't planning on football as a paying career, even the Arena League
Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2012 09:08 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 09, 2012 09:09 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: gushie at January 10, 2012 01:02 AM (QNeKQ)
I tell my cat, "Okay, Cat, time for me to get up and get to work."
Cat:...
Me: Get up.
Cat:...
Me: Up!
Cat:...
Me: Dammit, I said get the fuck up so I can make some money to feed you and provide litter for you to shit in!
Cat: *Turns chin up*
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 09:10 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 09, 2012 09:11 PM (ZiYQG)
I can't even imagine who would want to draft Jefferson after tonight. I'm just pissed that he had to lead LSU to the first shutout-defeat in BCS history for the world to finally figure out how useless he is.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 09, 2012 09:12 PM (I07f8)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2012 09:13 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 09, 2012 09:14 PM (JKNDp)
Risotto is an advanced dish. If you're serious, make some real stock first, and use Carnaroli rice. The selection of rice is crucial.
The basic ideal of risotto is that you gradually add stock, let it incorporate, then add a little more, until it's just soft enough, which means that it still has some serious bite. At the last minute, fold in some grated parmesan, salt and pepper to taste, and serve. Get that just right, then think about variations. It's a pain to cook, there's so much stirring, but done right, it's truly awesome, and better than most restaurants, which will partially cook it in advance, so that you're not waiting 20-25 minutes for your dinner.
It would be a lot easier to master Chinese fried rice, which is faster, can be truly awesome once you get it right, and which has even more interesting variations than risotto. Yang Chow fried rice, which has, among other things, shrimp and BBQ pork, is superb. The two key tricks are to cool the rice completely on cooling racks (make it with a little less water than usual), and to cook the eggs just a little in advance, to make a soupy omelet, then add them as the very last thing. I like to use short-grain rice, but that's a bit heretical.
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2012 09:14 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 09, 2012 09:15 PM (JKNDp)
Grey Fox, I especially love to hear them get all high and mighty about not wearing makeup that's animal tested. Yea, because no one needs to do that any more...but you're still wearing makeup that came in to being because of some pretty horrifying things. I can't wait til they prove that plants are sentient.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 09:15 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 09, 2012 09:16 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Theresa's voting anybody (_!_) Obama at January 09, 2012 09:18 PM (ejSrN)
Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 09, 2012 09:18 PM (ZiYQG)
The one that's supposed to take place between episodes III and IV?
It has a name.
Star Wars: Underworld.
I guess it's gonna be about Jedi Knights versus vampires and werewolves.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 09:19 PM (4ixH5)
The Saints are undefeated at home playing in their 19th-century-burial-ground stadium this year. Tonight was just the zombies showing up to settle accounts.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 09, 2012 09:20 PM (I07f8)
That sucks.
Well, it sucks that Fringe might not get renewed. House is long past the point of being worthwhile.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 09:21 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 10, 2012 01:20 AM (7FadD)
Girls in slave outfits every episode.
Goddamn, Lucas, get 'er dun!
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 09:21 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Zakn at January 09, 2012 09:22 PM (7F9i5)
Posted by: Zakn at January 10, 2012 01:22 AM (7F9i5)
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT GIRL DOING TO THAT HORSE?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 09:23 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Zakn at January 09, 2012 09:26 PM (7F9i5)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 10, 2012 12:59 AM
Some people fall in love with a strong arm alone, which explains why the Raiders have had so many flops with their QB draft picks
A look at Jefferson's stats over his career were mediocre even in his sophomore year, not exactly eye catching with a good team behind you.
The thug personality usually is a huge red flag even with great college QB's, but his mediocre stats with a strong team behind him tell me his career path is probably limited to being in the entourage of some NOLA rapper
However, with the strong arm, don't underestimate the stupidity of the Raiders and Redskins, who might decide to take a chance on him
Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2012 09:27 PM (Y+DPZ)
What are you blathering about? Horses don't like pudding.
Posted by: fluffy at January 09, 2012 09:28 PM (Lpgtj)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at January 09, 2012 09:28 PM (4qU0l)
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 09:29 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Zakn at January 09, 2012 09:29 PM (7F9i5)
Posted by: Robert at January 10, 2012 01:21 AM
I think Hugh Laurie said last summer that this would be the last season of House.
House jumped the shark when it turned into another soap opera like Ghey's Anatomy
Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2012 09:30 PM (Y+DPZ)
Garrett, I haven't ever tried it. I think I will make a test run first.
Chem, I did watch an episode of America's test kitchen with a method that doesn't require 20 minutes of stiring using a cast iron dutch oven.
The main thing for me is do most people like the stuff or is it like Koos Koos which some love and most could live without.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 09, 2012 09:33 PM (JKNDp)
Dan, he does have a history of urine crystals...we watch him really closely for that. It's been a while, though.
Wet food for our guy, Tammy - he pukes the dry stuff now regularly so we can't really give it to him anymore.
Zakn - I know, right? That was strange but cool.
Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 10, 2012 01:11 AM (ZiYQG)
might be liver. theres pills to help that. and B 12 in his food might also help. but knowing dosage might help. B 12 is really good for liver support but too much of anything is bad. Good luck. fur babies are so important whether they meow or bark. I still havent gotten over losing my most awesome dog ever. he was really the best little person and i hurt that i lost him due to tainted food from chinese gluten. Do not be ashamed of how you feel for this one. also see if you can find a mobile vet who will come to the house. its worth it!
Posted by: gushie at January 09, 2012 09:34 PM (QNeKQ)
I noticed at one point, it looked as though they managed to warp out of the bubble...does that happen often?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 09:34 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Alaskagal at January 09, 2012 09:39 PM (f3v7G)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 09, 2012 09:40 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 09, 2012 09:42 PM (JKNDp)
I'm not entirely sure what you were looking at. If you are in a bubble, you aren't warping anywhere. Maybe we were warping out of a POS or something. I think my favorite moment in that video was us Staging on a Titan and jumping out. The new jump graphic is awesome. I think ~I was there~ for most of the fights in the video. I didn't make the Alamo fight in HB7. I was snoozin.
Posted by: Zakn at January 09, 2012 09:43 PM (7F9i5)
vegan farts,, cat pee, and risotto oh my
It's still better than the topic dujour from last night about sex, debauchery and how we weren't supposed to enjoy it.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 09, 2012 09:45 PM (JKNDp)
It's still better than the topic dujour from last night about sex, debauchery and how we weren't supposed to enjoy it.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 10, 2012 01:45 AM (JKNDp)
I think I missed that conversation.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 09:46 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 09, 2012 09:47 PM (j+Izh)
It was towards the end, there was lots of reddish spots. It was amazing. Maybe it's what you meant. It came at 604-ish, of you think to check it later. The graphics are unreal.
Oh and y'all please do not worry about me! I decided to give up Googling every little thing when bukkake came up; I eat lots of udon noodles, and didn't want to have some sort of weirdness in mind next time I ate them, so I opted not to. Post whatever you feel like! I don't want anyone feeling stifled on my account. (But I am touched that you would think of it, thank you!)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 09:48 PM (SsG4J)
Tnks O'Dan will make sure to check that later...I'm always missing the good 'uns...
Posted by: beanervt at January 09, 2012 09:48 PM (2bScj)
The internet teaches me something again!
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 09:48 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 09, 2012 09:49 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 10, 2012 01:48 AM (SsG4J)
Goodness but that's funny!
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 09:50 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 09, 2012 09:50 PM (ZiYQG)
Thanks for the advice folks. I am off to bed.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 09, 2012 09:50 PM (JKNDp)
Ah yes, the triple breasted whore of eroticon six.
Posted by: Berserker at January 09, 2012 09:52 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Alaskagal at January 09, 2012 09:52 PM (f3v7G)
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2012 09:53 PM (54tQs)
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 09:53 PM (4ixH5)
The internet teaches me something again!
Posted by: Robert at January 10, 2012 01:48 AM
LOL
I read today something good, translating reporter-speak;
"Expert" - someone who emails me from a left wing think tank
"Controversial" - I don't like it
"Some say" I think or assume this ...
Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2012 09:54 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 09:54 PM (4ixH5)
"Controversial" - I don't like it
"Some say" I think or assume this ...
Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2012 01:54 AM (Y+DPZ)
And yet they think no one sees through this!
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 09:55 PM (4ixH5)
34 MissTammy,, but winds blowing and ruining all that warm temp feeling...
Posted by: beanervt at January 09, 2012 09:56 PM (2bScj)
Oh sure, Berserker immediately tests my non-Googling resolve.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 09:59 PM (SsG4J)
Consider yourself lucky Robert,, I get the emails from commies like sanders and now progtards pushing grayson..
Posted by: beanervt at January 09, 2012 09:59 PM (2bScj)
chemjeff, yes, damn it, donkeypunching I googled from here awhile back.
I still can't believe anyone would really do that.Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 10:01 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Alaskagal at January 09, 2012 10:02 PM (f3v7G)
Heh. My wife told me about learning that term just recently.
Posted by: fluffy at January 09, 2012 10:02 PM (Lpgtj)
Posted by: beanervt at January 10, 2012 01:59 AM (2bScj)
Alan Grayson or Dick Grayson?
Cause it would be pretty cool to have Robin as a Congress Critter.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:03 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 10, 2012 02:02 AM (SsG4J)
No, no, it's the Weekly Standard!
It's topical.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:04 PM (4ixH5)
I'm convinced that well over half the urban dictionary is pure fiction.
Posted by: fluffy at January 09, 2012 10:04 PM (Lpgtj)
Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
Posted by: Berserker at January 09, 2012 10:04 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: fluffy at January 09, 2012 10:05 PM (Lpgtj)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 10, 2012 01:58 AM (7FadD)
I cannot testify to the worksafeness of either link.
http://tinyurl.com/86dvjrs
http://tinyurl.com/7lctmqf
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:06 PM (4ixH5)
It's Alan Grayson,, must be the demtards have sickend of him and he's moving to the more vocal sleaze bags,, proggies??
Posted by: beanervt at January 09, 2012 10:08 PM (2bScj)
Neither am I falling for Robert's tricks!
Bers is probably just trying to lull me in to a false sense of security, I know how those Scorpios are....
Zakn is clearly the only one I can trust.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 10:11 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2012 10:13 PM (54tQs)
I do understand the appeal from that standpoint...I happen to get a huge kick out of James Carville and Bob Beckel.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 10:13 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 10, 2012 02:10 AM (7FadD)
I have to admit that the degree of Alan Grayson's vile sleaziness did leave me in awe. I couldn't help but look upon his scumbaggery and applaud for it was pure and untainted with anything resembling reason or ethics.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:14 PM (4ixH5)
well, if you're not going to look it up, that's all I can really say about it
The Dirty Sanchez is real and it's spectacular!
Posted by: Sandra Bullock's upper lip at January 09, 2012 10:15 PM (54tQs)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 10, 2012 02:11 AM (SsG4J)
I no not of what you speak.
Posted by: Robert is saintly and pure at January 09, 2012 10:15 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 10:15 PM (SsG4J)
The Dirty Sanchez is real and it's spectacular!
Posted by: Sandra Bullock's upper lip at January 10, 2012 02:15 AM (54tQs)
Call me sometime.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:16 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2012 02:13 AM (54tQs)
I had to look that up, but it seems pretty tame.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:17 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 10, 2012 02:17 AM (SsG4J)
Maybe originally, I don't know.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:18 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 09, 2012 10:18 PM (I07f8)
Moi? lol
Posted by: Berserker at January 09, 2012 10:19 PM (FMbng)
never mind then, that's gross
Posted by: chemjeff at January 10, 2012 02:17 AM (7FadD)
LMAO!!!!!
I was gonna say that's some fuck up sick shit, man!
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:19 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 10, 2012 02:17 AM
Tammy, trust me, just...don't...go...there.
Posted by: Berserker at January 09, 2012 10:21 PM (FMbng)
I had to look that up, but it seems pretty tame.
yeah, I was thinking it would cost Corolla something like a half bottle of room temperature Yoo-hoo and a day old Kruller with a bite taken out of it.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2012 10:21 PM (54tQs)
That's exactly how their *proggies* are billing him CJ...big bold letters at the top of the email..FIGHTER
Posted by: beanervt at January 09, 2012 10:22 PM (2bScj)
Cuba?
Posted by: Berserker at January 09, 2012 10:23 PM (FMbng)
But I am strong, Morons!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 10, 2012 02:20 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Raykook at January 09, 2012 10:24 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Berserker at January 10, 2012 02:21 AM (FMbng)
Oddly enough, I do, so I won't! What do you know about the Dutch Rudder and Purple Spaniard thing?? No-gos, too? Yellow Sub sounds like a definite no-go.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 10:24 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 09, 2012 10:24 PM (I07f8)
Posted by: Berserker at January 10, 2012 02:23 AM (FMbng)
The speaker recognizes the representative from North Korea for five minutes.
Posted by: John Boner at January 09, 2012 10:25 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Zakn at January 09, 2012 10:26 PM (7F9i5)
Actually, never heard of those.
Posted by: Berserker at January 09, 2012 10:26 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Raykook at January 10, 2012 02:24 AM (4ixH5)
ROTFLMAO! The Tebow victory seems to have bought us a respite!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 10:26 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 10, 2012 02:24 AM (SsG4J)
Purple Spaniard was a joke. Dutch rudder...you could have some fun with that.
Yellow Submarine, yeah, that's just wrong on every level.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:26 PM (4ixH5)
Darn you, now I am curious. But if Bers says don't go there, I probably ought not ask Thor about it. On the other hand, if it's something he'd like, I'd hate to not know about it.
Zak and Miri Make a Porno
One cannot help but notice the, uh, similarity in names there, Zakn...
Actually, never heard of those.
Okay, then I better steer clear. No offense intended!!!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 10:30 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Berserker at January 09, 2012 10:31 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Berserker at January 10, 2012 02:31 AM (FMbng)
Urbane Dictionary.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:32 PM (4ixH5)
If it's something he would like , then be prepared to shoot him in the face with a bazooka. lol
Posted by: Berserker at January 09, 2012 10:32 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 10, 2012 02:29 AM (7FadD)
Dun dun DUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:32 PM (4ixH5)
Okay to ask Thor about it then? He won't pack my behind off to Arkansas again??
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 10:33 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 10, 2012 02:33 AM (SsG4J)
No. Well...probably not. Hopefully.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:34 PM (4ixH5)
Exactly.
Now that is liable to get me shot in the face with a bazooka, lol!!! I don't mind them, but I much prefer the Stones. Thor, on the other hand...
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 10:35 PM (SsG4J)
Okayyyy, looked it up. A dozen different meanings and each worse than the one before. lol
Posted by: Berserker at January 09, 2012 10:36 PM (FMbng)
right... shit sandwich, or a shit sandwich with mustard. lol
Posted by: Berserker at January 09, 2012 10:37 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Ken Royall at January 09, 2012 10:44 PM (umam+)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 09, 2012 10:45 PM (SsG4J)
It jumped the shark so long ago Roy Scheider is standing on the beach shooting at it.
Posted by: Berserker at January 09, 2012 10:49 PM (FMbng)
You sure it's not a DOJ scam to funnel drug monies to the leftist causes,, they wrap up the sellers take a 15% cut 'cause teh the 99%, and distribute the illgotten gains to the richous rabblers
Posted by: beanervt at January 09, 2012 10:49 PM (2bScj)
Posted by: Zakn at January 09, 2012 10:50 PM (ddyLR)
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:52 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Berserker at January 10, 2012 02:49 AM (FMbng)
Smile, you sonova...
Posted by: Roy Scheider at January 09, 2012 10:53 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at January 10, 2012 02:49 AM (2bScj)
I dunno, it didn't mention anything about killing Mexicans.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 10:53 PM (4ixH5)
and just to show the Kalies their tards have nothing on burlapton tards, up for discussion were two ultimately monumental changes to insure teh rights of all,,,
a smoking ban in the whole city,, *more ticket revenue for more tard causes*
and letting non citizens vote in local elections... hummm
Posted by: beanervt at January 09, 2012 10:59 PM (2bScj)
Posted by: The Dude at January 09, 2012 11:02 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 11:04 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: The Dude at January 09, 2012 11:07 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 10, 2012 03:14 AM (7FadD)
So then Free Republic is my new favorite blog?
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 11:16 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: The Dude at January 09, 2012 11:19 PM (M8yfa)
These many years of MS bullshit in your 'puter life hasn't deadened you to their ultimate need,, greed
Yet Dude?
Posted by: beanervt at January 09, 2012 11:27 PM (2bScj)
These many years of MS bullshit in your 'puter life hasn't deadened you to their ultimate need,, greed
Yet Dude?
Posted by: beanervt at January 10, 2012 03:27 AM (2bScj)
of course I have but they've been pushing that a kinect interface is gonna be THE future (W8 is based all around the kinect) and then they go and fuck it up with a shitty price
Posted by: The Dude at January 09, 2012 11:29 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: The Dude at January 09, 2012 11:31 PM (M8yfa)
I admit I'm liking the whole concept of not beating around the bush....
I know what I want and here it tiz....
Posted by: beanervt at January 09, 2012 11:32 PM (2bScj)
after reading about the AMD outlook,, intel can pretty much drop promos and pretty much advertising... not looking good in fan boy country....
Posted by: beanervt at January 09, 2012 11:35 PM (2bScj)
Posted by: Robert at January 10, 2012 03:30 AM (4ixH5)
Great, I was about to go to sleep and now I'm going to have nightmares.
Posted by: wooga at January 09, 2012 11:38 PM (IhzyJ)
Posted by: wooga at January 10, 2012 03:38 AM (IhzyJ)
The clowns aren't all bad.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 11:39 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: The Dude at January 09, 2012 11:44 PM (M8yfa)
Just keep the closet door shut,,,no matter how much they start rattling it...
OH and hawt chick kicking ass flick I saw this weekend was Colombiana with the ever slinky and sex ozzzzing aura Zoe Saldana...
Posted by: beanervt at January 09, 2012 11:46 PM (2bScj)
Wow, they are whores aren't they?
Posted by: Berserker at January 09, 2012 11:47 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Berserker at January 10, 2012 03:47 AM (FMbng)
only $150 with a edu email account
Posted by: The Dude at January 09, 2012 11:50 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 10, 2012 03:48 AM (7FadD)
Flesh Gordon available?
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 11:52 PM (4ixH5)
Yes but they are not only out for gargantuan profit B'er,,, they want you to have that whole bend over experience and love it, every time...
Posted by: beanervt at January 09, 2012 11:52 PM (2bScj)
Posted by: beanervt at January 10, 2012 03:46 AM (2bScj)
Turns out Colombiana was conceived as a sequel to The Professional.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 11:52 PM (4ixH5)
any suggestions on what I should get?
I'm an action/sci-fi kind of guy
Posted by: chemjeff at January 10, 2012 03:48 AM (7FadD)
Attack The Block, Colombiana, Detective Dee (if you don't mind subtitles)
Posted by: The Dude at January 09, 2012 11:53 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Robert at January 10, 2012 03:54 AM (4ixH5)
one of my girlfriends had that shirt, fucking whore
Posted by: The Dude at January 09, 2012 11:55 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 10, 2012 03:54 AM (7FadD)
So you like 'em tall and dark?
Good man, good man.
Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2012 11:56 PM (4ixH5)
Yeah not really sure I'm giving a shit about Kinect. I like my regular game controls. I'm still pissed that to play the new zelda's on the wii I have to swing the frigging control like some spaz trying to swat flies.
Posted by: Berserker at January 10, 2012 12:09 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Berserker at January 10, 2012 04:09 AM (FMbng)
Kinect is a lot of fun, cranking the sound on Cild Of Eden on my 60" for the first time was one of the best gaming experiences of my life
Posted by: The Dude at January 10, 2012 12:12 AM (M8yfa)
Posted by: The Dude at January 10, 2012 12:26 AM (M8yfa)
Oh yeah, reading about the Pro,, that was Natale Portmans first feature film debut.. will have to see it again.
Posted by: beanervt at January 10, 2012 12:34 AM (2bScj)
Oh yeah, reading about the Pro,, that was Natale Portmans first feature film debut.. will have to see it again.
Posted by: beanervt at January 10, 2012 04:34 AM (2bScj)
watch the uncut version with the creepyness between Reno and Portman
Posted by: The Dude at January 10, 2012 12:36 AM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Robert at January 10, 2012 01:16 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Zakn at January 10, 2012 01:17 AM (8z4Xi)
To be fair Dude, he is french after all... yep always uncut/directors cut, i'm an uncensored kind of guy..
Posted by: beanervt at January 10, 2012 01:18 AM (2bScj)
Posted by: Jerry at January 10, 2012 01:21 AM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Zakn at January 10, 2012 05:17 AM (8z4Xi)
Loli Natalie Portman wanting to bone Jean Reno. I knew back then she was gonna be a big star.
Posted by: Robert at January 10, 2012 01:30 AM (4ixH5)
You wouldn't here in BTV Jerry, have to come up with something not so run of the mill,, waz up???
Posted by: beanervt at January 10, 2012 01:35 AM (2bScj)
Posted by: Jerry at January 10, 2012 01:37 AM (4SKYj)
Not much out there eh? you just looking local job or like state police as well?
Posted by: beanervt at January 10, 2012 01:53 AM (2bScj)
Looking up in this neck of the woods? we've had quit a few get canned for dui/wife beating/comp pron lately. We have 2 lady cops on our "town" police force, but you have to deal with the 99%er's which abound.. and the high cost of just living here in tardville...
Posted by: beanervt at January 10, 2012 02:12 AM (2bScj)
Posted by: Jerry at January 10, 2012 02:24 AM (4SKYj)
WaPo pundits predict the second place finish in New Hampshire (because first is so easy.) A lot of wish fulfillment fantasies going on.
Kathleen Parker, Jennifer Rubin, Katrina vanden Heuvel: Paul
E.J. Dionne, Eugene Robinson, Richard Cohen: Huntsman
I say Huntsman comes in fourth.
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 10, 2012 02:31 AM (gEDkw)
Yeah, if your going to move a more user friendly climate makes more sense. hope something shows for you..
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Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2012 02:47 AM (niZvt)
Yup. It's a shame Romney hasn't been vetted well. He's very gaffe prone and has incredibly thin skin, so combine those two and Obama will crush him.
And he's a flip flopper who ran a state into malaise during a economic boom. And Romneycare.
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