January 16, 2012
— Maetenloch I'm out and about so tonight's gonna be a DIY edition.
1. The Holy Roman Empire - what the hell was it?
2. If the police found your headless body, how would they identify you?
3. How come the moon produces two tides a day instead of just one?
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This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.
Posted by: Voltaire at January 16, 2012 05:39 PM (UR5vq)
Good news tho' - went to see the dermo today, clean bill of health for the second year running. Not a single mole cut off! Woot!
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 16, 2012 05:39 PM (QQAJP)
Got nothin'.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 16, 2012 05:39 PM (xqhoO)
It sounded better than "Pepin's Place."
Posted by: Charlemagne at January 16, 2012 05:41 PM (yQwq5)
Posted by: Voltaire at January 16, 2012 09:39 PM
I don't care how many publishers you have fooled; If you wrote that crap in my class, I would give you an F.
Posted by: Professer fluffy at January 16, 2012 05:42 PM (Lpgtj)
I'd still have nine inches left, even without the head.
Posted by: Will Folkes at January 16, 2012 05:43 PM (yQwq5)
--If you cut off my head, would you say "me and my head" or "me and my body"?
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2012 05:45 PM (P1nni)
The answer is obvious - there are really two moons. Duh.
Posted by: Final Fantasy IV Player at January 16, 2012 05:46 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 16, 2012 05:47 PM (rCEvh)
--If you cut off my head, would you say "me and my head" or "me and my body"?
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2012 09:45 PM (P1nni)
I'd say... "SHIT!!!"
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 16, 2012 05:47 PM (NtXW4)
Posted by: Jon Huntsman at January 16, 2012 05:48 PM (9F2c1)
That's what you get for using the lowest-bid mohel.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2012 05:49 PM (/7hoP)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 16, 2012 05:49 PM (Gk3SS)
The Moon doesn't cause the tides, it causes the low spots in the middle that creates the tides on the edges. It happens twice because the water has been trained to anticipate the blow.
It's called the Irish Bride reflex effect.
Posted by: Pavlov at January 16, 2012 05:51 PM (UXEgP)
I only ever graded maths papers. But if I had graded mediaeval history papers, that opening sentence would net you a minimum of a "B".
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 16, 2012 05:52 PM (QQAJP)
Too many tats.I bet even her cooter is inked up.
Posted by: Still posting on the previous thread... at January 16, 2012 05:52 PM (HtUdo)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 16, 2012 05:53 PM (QQAJP)
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 16, 2012 09:51 PM
It doesn't matter because your toe prints are exactly the same as your toe prints. But your head is gone.You got headprints on file?
Posted by: KZnextzone at January 16, 2012 05:54 PM (UXEgP)
From the scar on my left hand from where I accidentally drove an axe through it when I was a kid.
Always practice safe chopping, kids!
Posted by: Fart at January 16, 2012 05:54 PM (39HkA)
Posted by: JonathanG at January 16, 2012 05:54 PM (POWoV)
Posted by: Principality of Liechtenstein at January 16, 2012 09:54 PM (P1nni)
Hell, the US Embassy Complex in Baghdad is bigger than you!
Posted by: Ron Paul at January 16, 2012 05:56 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: T-Bone at January 16, 2012 05:57 PM (5P7QL)
From my tats. My cooter is totally inked up.
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at January 16, 2012 05:58 PM (HtUdo)
Posted by: Chris at January 16, 2012 05:58 PM (E9kgB)
So last night I mentioned a guy at work that had a pop up about viruses on his computer show up, and his wife bought the virus scanner. Today I get there, he says everything is fine, and its legitimate, he had his nephew who does computer stuff look at it. He told me the name of the software. Antispyware 2012. Go ahead and look it up if you want I'll wait.
I looked it up, and yup its exactly what I thought it was. Every single link that pops up in a search is about how to remove this fake virus scanning program from you computer.
Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2012 05:58 PM (GULKT)
1. The Moon's gravity pulls on the Earth, just as the Earth pulls on the Moon. Everybody got that? Good.
2. The strength of gravity drops off with distance, so there's a difference in the strength of the Moon's gravity on this side of the Earth and 8,000 miles away on the other side of the Earth. Makes sense so far?
3. Okay, here's the tricky part. Because the Moon is pulling harder on one side than on the other, the Earth "feels" this as a net pull out in both directions. This is very hard for people to envision, but this is the core concept. This is because the Earth is falling toward the Moon all the time. Just as the Moon is falling toward the Earth and both are falling toward the Sun. They just have enough sideways motion to constantly miss. Since Earth is in free fall, a difference in the pull on different sides manifests as a net outward pull in both directions.
4. Consequently you get a bulge on the side facing the Moon and a bulge on the opposite side.
Everybody got that?
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 16, 2012 05:59 PM (rCEvh)
Has any Moron recently seen a movie for the first time that came out over 15 years ago? Even a good one, but just never got around to it?
I finally saw Casino this past weekend. It was certainly worth it, although the parallels between it and Goodfellas are inescapable.
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2012 06:02 PM (P1nni)
The Italian sailor crashed his boat into it.
Heeeyyyyyyy-ooooooooooo!!
Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2012 06:03 PM (Lpgtj)
Fuckin' A!
Posted by: Joe Pesci at January 16, 2012 06:04 PM (Lpgtj)
Heh, yeah, I got crickets from parodying The Flobots earlier. S'ok.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 16, 2012 06:06 PM (QQAJP)
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 16, 2012 06:07 PM (rCEvh)
although the parallels between it and Goodfellas are inescapable.
It because they're both true. I always thought the senator from Godfather II was Hairy Reed. Turns out it was based on McLaran (sp?), the one the airport in Vegas is named after.
Posted by: KZnextzone at January 16, 2012 06:08 PM (UXEgP)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 16, 2012 06:09 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: KZnextzone at January 16, 2012 06:10 PM (UXEgP)
Posted by: (Original, Famous) My Sharia Moor at January 16, 2012 06:10 PM (KZi9D)
It because they're both true. I always thought the senator from Godfather II was Hairy Reed. Turns out it was based on McLaran (sp?), the one the airport in Vegas is named after.
Posted by: KZnextzone at January 16, 2012 10:08 PM (UXEgP)
--Yeah, that was the best part: the real history. On a sadder note, it was also obvious how back then Scorsese was better at storytelling and not as reliant on gore as he would become later with The Departed (yeah, I know it was adapted from Hong Kong, but still).
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2012 06:12 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Radar at January 16, 2012 06:12 PM (8xYyJ)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 16, 2012 06:17 PM (QcFbt)
Both were written by Nicolas Pileggi, both were directed by Martin Scorsese, both starred Robert DeNiro, Joe Pesci, and Martin Scorsese's mother
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2012 06:17 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2012 10:17 PM (Y+DPZ)
--Yep, but even if someone who knew none of this beforehand watched the two, the story arcs are almost the same.
Which is a good thing.
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2012 06:19 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2012 06:22 PM (JGYCE)
Glad you mentioned it. That's hilarious.
Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2012 06:22 PM (Lpgtj)
Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2012 06:23 PM (JGYCE)
Posted by: Radar at January 16, 2012 06:23 PM (8xYyJ)
If memory serves, it's McCarran. If not, well, it could be just about anything.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at January 16, 2012 06:25 PM (fjoLg)
Posted by: Taqiyy. at January 16, 2012 06:27 PM (ltfED)
Valu-Rite, sure.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 16, 2012 06:29 PM (QQAJP)
http://tinyurl.com/7nkkm7y
Posted by: Taqiyy. at January 16, 2012 10:27 PM (ltfED)
Chicken McNuggets?
Step yo' game up!
Posted by: Herm Edwards at January 16, 2012 06:29 PM (P1nni)
I'm starting to get a few nibbles on the resumes that I sent out. I have hope
Posted by: Alex at January 16, 2012 06:31 PM (R69Kd)
Police say woman offered sexual favors for chicken mcnuggets.
http://tinyurl.com/7nkkm7y
Khadijah Baseer. Darn those Asian kids. When they're not up all night studying hard to get into Princeton, they are out selling their bodies in downtown LA for McNuggets.
Posted by: befuddled at January 16, 2012 06:33 PM (xJU23)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2012 06:34 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: Principality of Liechtenstein at January 16, 2012 09:54 PM (P1nni)
Looks like S&P is downgrading pretty much everyone over there.
Posted by: Silvio Berlusconi at January 16, 2012 06:34 PM (xKC/c)
Try smearing Chicken McNuggets on it. I hear that is quite alluring.
Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2012 06:34 PM (Lpgtj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2012 06:35 PM (FIE/L)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 16, 2012 06:36 PM (QcFbt)
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 16, 2012 06:36 PM (rCEvh)
What tricks would this woman do for 20 Chicken McNuggets, especially if she was also offered BBQ sauce? *shivers*.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2012 06:36 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Musical Youth at January 16, 2012 06:37 PM (UXEgP)
That's me knocking at your front door, Sugar.
Posted by: Khadijah Baseer at January 16, 2012 06:38 PM (Lpgtj)
Posted by: Bob Undead Saget at January 16, 2012 06:40 PM (dBvlk)
Posted by: Ronster at January 16, 2012 06:40 PM (JGYCE)
Posted by: befuddled at January 16, 2012 06:42 PM (xJU23)
Posted by: The Guy at the Bus Station, here to help you at January 16, 2012 06:45 PM (UXEgP)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 16, 2012 06:49 PM (7yvLv)
You mean besides the cat piss getting sprayed everywhere.
Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2012 06:51 PM (GULKT)
bring on the crazyPosted by: MasterDbater at January 16, 2012 06:52 PM (sJKFk)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 16, 2012 06:54 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 16, 2012 06:54 PM (QQAJP)
Heating up the rink! Skating princess Jorgie Porter morphs into glamour girl, struggling to contain her curves in underwear shoot.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 16, 2012 06:54 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2012 06:58 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: helofixer at January 16, 2012 06:58 PM (VK5zK)
Posted by: EBL at January 16, 2012 07:00 PM (UwxZ1)
Posted by: Canadien celebutard at January 16, 2012 07:00 PM (Lpgtj)
Posted by: helofixer at January 16, 2012 10:58 PM (VK5zK)
Chill--if it occurred, you wouldn't notice it here.
Posted by: AD at January 16, 2012 07:01 PM (v5FAc)
Posted by: fluffisimo at January 16, 2012 07:02 PM (Lpgtj)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 16, 2012 07:04 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: AD at January 16, 2012 07:04 PM (v5FAc)
I gotta get back to that point where Gul Dukat retakes the station; that whole arc really should have been the climax of the series, like season 2's ending should have ended BSG.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 16, 2012 07:06 PM (QQAJP)
Posted by: sickinmass at January 16, 2012 07:06 PM (bcNec)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2012 07:07 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 16, 2012 07:07 PM (niZvt)
Good answer, however, I much prefer 16
The Holy Roman Empire was geopolitical fan fiction. Everyone loved the long-running Roman Empire and its spinoff the Byzantine Empire, but fans in northern Europe couldn't get the original episodes after the fifth century A.D., so they came up with their own. Like most fan fiction it was rambling, poorly organized, and ultimately ran out of steam.
Posted by: fluffisimo at January 16, 2012 07:07 PM (Lpgtj)
Posted by: eman at January 16, 2012 07:08 PM (dWuuB)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 16, 2012 07:09 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 16, 2012 07:11 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: eman at January 16, 2012 07:11 PM (dWuuB)
Posted by: sickinmass at January 16, 2012 07:12 PM (bcNec)
2. If the police found your headless body, how would they identify you?
They'd prolly look in my wallet. They're highly trained and all.
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 16, 2012 07:12 PM (E7yM+)
Posted by: MDH3 at January 16, 2012 07:12 PM (GKyUC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 16, 2012 07:12 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: eman at January 16, 2012 07:13 PM (dWuuB)
Posted by: derit at January 16, 2012 07:14 PM (FQlFL)
Fingerprints and my fabulous shoes!
Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2012 07:14 PM (X6akg)
What's up, Tammy? Were you down there in the debate thread? If so, welcome back to the real world. Such as it is.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 16, 2012 07:15 PM (7yvLv)
Sorry, I'm on coot overload tonight after Paul's utterly incoherent ramblings about Pakistan, Bin Laden, the Taliban, the amazing invisible base construction boom of the 1990s, and RICK SANTORUM IS MY MORTAL ENEMY.
Paultards, you might as well get behind Manson. He makes as much sense as your guy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 16, 2012 07:15 PM (7utQ2)
"I work nights in hospitality"
I told her I think that means she is a hooker and maybe she should skip that one.
Posted by: California Witch at January 16, 2012 07:16 PM (Xcvk0)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 16, 2012 07:16 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 16, 2012 07:19 PM (niZvt)
Romney is a bigfoot skeptic.
Paul is a Santorum skeptic.
Santorum vice versa.
Perry is a Turkey (the country) skeptic.
And Newt did everything but ram a poker through Juan Williams' head.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 16, 2012 07:19 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 16, 2012 07:20 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Francesco Schettino at January 16, 2012 07:20 PM (2IW5Q)
Been out of town.
Did I miss anything?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 07:21 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 16, 2012 07:21 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: Rick Perry at January 16, 2012 07:21 PM (ukllX)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 16, 2012 07:22 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 16, 2012 07:22 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 16, 2012 07:24 PM (niZvt)
2. If the police found your headless body, how would they identify you?
3. How come the moon produces two tides a day instead of just one?
1) The first run of the European Union. And it worked about as well.
2) Why should I care?
3) So the earth doesn't tip over?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2012 07:25 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Canadien celebutard at January 16, 2012 11:00 PM (Lpgtj)
I've been to Banff (not to the slopes, but to the math research "station"). I don't know how the celebrities get there, but for the rest of us, you have to fly into Calgary and take some sort of shuttle 2 hours to the national park.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2012 07:25 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 16, 2012 07:26 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 16, 2012 11:22 PM (7yvLv)
Juan Williams always talks about race for the same reason that John Kruk always talks about baseball.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2012 07:26 PM (73tyQ)
Posted by: eman at January 16, 2012 07:26 PM (dWuuB)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 07:27 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 16, 2012 07:28 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: rabidfox at January 16, 2012 07:29 PM (5IBp3)
I finally saw Casino this past weekend.
I saw Sometimes A Great Notion from 1971. Henry Fonda and Paul Newman as independent loggers in the northwest fighting with the local union guys. I have no memory of this movie when it came out but it has a great moron gesture at the end.
Posted by: Retread at January 16, 2012 07:29 PM (joSBv)
I saw Sometimes A Great Notion from 1971. Henry Fonda and Paul Newman as independent loggers in the northwest fighting with the local union guys. I have no memory of this movie when it came out but it has a great moron gesture at the end.
Pretty good Fonda movie. Newman was OK. Can't remember the babe.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 16, 2012 07:31 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 16, 2012 11:19 PM (7utQ2)
I think your illustration of Newt ramming a poker through my head is intended to demean people of color.
Posted by: Juan Williams at January 16, 2012 07:32 PM (gT3jF)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 16, 2012 07:32 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Voltaire at January 16, 2012 09:39 PM (UR5vq)
My favorite HRE moment has to be when the Pope excommunicated the Emperor Frederick II for not going on a crusade, and then again when he did go.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2012 07:33 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 16, 2012 11:28 PM (niZvt)
Well, but in the same time frame, France became France, England became England, and Spain became Spain.
Germany would have to wait until 1871 to become Germany.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2012 07:34 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Jimmah at January 16, 2012 07:35 PM (TMeYE)
Do you recall what Newman did at the end? I LOLed.
Posted by: Retread at January 16, 2012 07:35 PM (joSBv)
Well, you see, in the great green room, there was a telephone, a red balloon and picture of a cow jumping over the moon...
Posted by: Margaret Wise Brown at January 16, 2012 07:37 PM (N7Rpb)
I just saw this thing called "Star Wars", and I've heard there were some sequels. Or prequels, or something like that. Cheesy, but it had its moments.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2012 07:37 PM (/7hoP)
Posted by: Retread at January 16, 2012 07:38 PM (joSBv)
Paultards, you might as well get behind Manson. He makes as much sense as your guy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 16, 2012 11:15 PM (7utQ2)
Santorum gave a speach in which he said the LIBERTARIAN movment in the Repbulican party must be squashed... that he would to anything he could to fight that philosophy.
As a (small L) libertarian... I have to say I have a problem with that.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 16, 2012 07:39 PM (NtXW4)
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman at January 16, 2012 11:38 PM (el8NC)
Yeah, I hate politicians too...
Posted by: Manbear Pig at January 16, 2012 07:39 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: whiskey tango at January 16, 2012 07:39 PM (JvP2I)
Goodnight cow, goodnight room, goodnight balloon and goodnight moon....
Posted by: NC Ref at January 16, 2012 07:40 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Retread at January 16, 2012 11:38 PM (joSBv)
Interestingly, while the left has always been pro-union, I think there has been a recent change, say in the last decade or so, where they refuse to recognize the corruption ever present in unions.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2012 07:41 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: whiskey tango at January 16, 2012 11:39 PM (JvP2I)
Nope, never heard of it...
Posted by: Guy on a SurfBoard, waiting for the REALLY big one at January 16, 2012 07:41 PM (NtXW4)
Posted by: eman at January 16, 2012 07:41 PM (dWuuB)
I believe it's the one about the comet that strikes Earth.
Posted by: Alex at January 16, 2012 07:41 PM (R69Kd)
What is the exact quote?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2012 07:42 PM (3aXbg)
I can cut him a great deal on a double wide fridge box that's had some upgrades. Holes cut in the side for windows, a sun roof, indoor plumbing in the form of a 5gal pail.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 16, 2012 07:42 PM (Ah2mS)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 16, 2012 07:42 PM (niZvt)
Say each one gets one day out of every three?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2012 07:43 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: eman at January 16, 2012 07:43 PM (dWuuB)
That would leave the republicans with about 50% of what they got now. The Dems commies sure as hell ain't where anyone with a libertarian streak wants to be.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 16, 2012 07:44 PM (Ah2mS)
And EVERYONE except them was better off for it...
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 16, 2012 11:42 PM (niZvt)
It is facinating, for a modern reader, to see how big of a joke Germany was militarily before the modern era.
In the 30 Years War it was sometimes argued it was better to have the Saxons or Brandenburgers on the other side.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2012 07:45 PM (3aXbg)
They must have been a mess before that. One of my great grandfathers thought Maryland in 1863 was a better deal than the bit of soon-to-be-Germany he lived in then.
Posted by: Retread at January 16, 2012 07:46 PM (joSBv)
You forgot about the special consideration due to them during downsizing.
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2012 07:47 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 16, 2012 07:47 PM (X3vSL)
It's the great American novel. And it's by that drugged up hippie Ken Kesey, who surprise surprise! was the owner of a big family dairy operation, and a political conservative. Around here of course we would call him Yesek Nek.
Posted by: comatus at January 16, 2012 07:49 PM (ySTXt)
There was more trade then I expected which wasn't a huge surprise. Nor was the biggest trade good a great surprise - slaves.
What was a surprise was that the Europeans were selling the slaves to...the Islamic states.
The Europeans would generally knock it off on converting to Christianity, but the Vikings would take over the trade, racking up fortunes to sate Islam's need for slaves.
I guess I just never put it all together before this point, but it makes a lot of sense. Who needed all these slaves in feudal Europe?
And I am bemused that this is something that apparently isn't important enough to get much mention in general history texts.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2012 07:50 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 16, 2012 11:40 PM (/izg2)
goodnight kittens, goodnight mittens...
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 16, 2012 07:50 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 16, 2012 07:51 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 16, 2012 11:47 PM (7FadD)
Uh, that didn't work out so well...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2012 07:51 PM (3aXbg)
There was more trade then I expected which wasn't a huge surprise. Nor was the biggest trade good a great surprise - slaves.
What was a surprise was that the Europeans were selling the slaves to...the Islamic states.
The Europeans would generally knock it off on converting to Christianity, but the Vikings would take over the trade, racking up fortunes to sate Islam's need for slaves.
I guess I just never put it all together before this point, but it makes a lot of sense. Who needed all these slaves in feudal Europe?
And I am bemused that this is something that apparently isn't important enough to get much mention in general history texts.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2012 11:50 PM (3aXbg)
I think I remember a show or article talking about analyzing the dna of the remains of some people found up in the Scandinavian regions near the Viking times. They had indications of being from the middle east region.
Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2012 07:54 PM (GULKT)
inside the starship
vette and her master entered the ship hangar after a long day of questing. she wore a rusted down shock collar that was fixated on her neck by imperialists after she was caught on korriban. her master, darth arthas, held the controller in his right hand, ready to use it at any given notice. they entered arthas' ship.
the shock collar suddenly went off. "that's what you get for running your mouth at that imperial agent back there. we could've gotten a hundred more credits if it weren't for you, you useless freak". little did he know that vette actually liked the pain. "Well if ya didn't take so long killing those spies near Hualk's Tomb, maybe he would've given us more money", Vette said, hoping to get shocked again. Arthas looked at her menacingly and pushed the button to set off her collar. He left her and walked to his room to rest before leaving for Tattoine.
"I've got to find a way to find that shock controller", vette thought to herself as she sat on her bed. She walked to Arthas' room and saw him sleeping, but he was still holding the controller to the shock collar. "Drat", Vette thought. She walked up to arthas and carefully moved her hands into position. Arthas' spider sense woke him up and he immediately pushed the button to shock her.
"What are you doing you filthy slave?", Arthas asked. "I'm glad I decided to leave the collar on. I wake up and find you standing over me. You weren't plan on killing me, where you?" Vette knew she was in trouble. She had to think fast. "Master, to be truthfully honest with you, I enjoy getting shocked. I was going to take the controller away from you to use, I wasn't going to hurt you or anything, I promise."
"I'm glad you're honest with me, Vette. I like that sort of thing too, since I'm a bad guy sith and all. He pushed the button and shocked her again. They undressed and made passionate love while the ship traveled to Tattoine. "Aren't you glad you were caught by the dark side, vette?", arthas uttered after the sex ended. "those jedi guys wouldn't even hold hands with you on the first date." vette laughed and took out a cigarette. "no smoking in the ship, Vette", Arthas said. He shocked her and checked the star map.
"I know a guy on Tattoine who can remove this rusty thing and put on a real nice shock collar for you that has twice the voltage, but it won't damage your body", Arthas mentioned. Vette said, "well if your ship wasn't such a P.O.S. we'd be there by now." He shocked her again.
end of chapter one
next week - chapter 2: tattoine and the new shock collar
Posted by: The Dude at January 16, 2012 07:54 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: whiskey tango at January 16, 2012 07:54 PM (JvP2I)
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at January 16, 2012 07:54 PM (baC5d)
Posted by: Retread at January 16, 2012 11:46 PM (joSBv)
Where did he come from?
The 30 Years War killed a significant portion of Germany's population, but that was a couple centuries before.
There was a war against Austria at about the same time, but it wasn't particularly bloody.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2012 07:54 PM (3aXbg)
One of my favorite books from WAY back in the day. But I don't think its gonna be part of Monty's Sunday book thread anytime soon.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 16, 2012 07:54 PM (/izg2)
Media Mastorbaters. Media Soros Masters. Pravda Obama fuckers.
"We have entered strange times — an era when a foreign billionaire felon pays people left wing hacks to smear American citizens who criticize the government..."
Leftwing welfare state, defenders of big corrupt government Media Mastorbaters are here to help.
Posted by: whatever at January 16, 2012 07:55 PM (i/wm2)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 16, 2012 07:55 PM (X3vSL)
you mean, kinda like http://tinyurl.com/7r8m6ug
Posted by: comatus at January 16, 2012 07:55 PM (ySTXt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 16, 2012 07:57 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: comatus at January 16, 2012 11:55 PM (ySTXt)
I think I could support them against Obama too. Either in plain corpse or zombie form.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2012 07:58 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Adriane at January 16, 2012 07:58 PM (gwmZK)
Posted by: The Dude at January 16, 2012 07:58 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 16, 2012 07:58 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 16, 2012 08:00 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 16, 2012 11:58 PM (QNeKQ)
Who knew you were a Lions fan?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2012 08:01 PM (3aXbg)
From a map dot called Eckelshausen, in Hessennassau. He was 22 y/o at the time and probably thought he was invincible. OTOH, Baltimore had a lot of immigrant Germans by then so there was that pull.
Posted by: Retread at January 16, 2012 08:01 PM (joSBv)
Well, if they follow chain, they'll find my head and I'll tell them. Chain?Yeah, wife insisted...something about tired of looking for stuff I lose and not sure if the bolts will hold.
Posted by: Tantorus Maximus at January 16, 2012 08:01 PM (aF2Pa)
2. If the police found your headless body, how would they identify you?
My "Welcome to Montana, Have a Nice Day Tattoo" .
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2012 08:01 PM (gQJiM)
One of my favorite books from WAY back in the day. But I don't think its gonna be part of Monty's Sunday book thread anytime soon.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 16, 2012 11:54 PM (/izg2)
i keep a copy next to my bed for bad days. always brings a smile to my face.
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 16, 2012 08:02 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at January 16, 2012 08:02 PM (hRH92)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Was too full to eat pie,
I am wondering who I can sue ...
burma shave
Posted by: Adriane at January 16, 2012 08:02 PM (gwmZK)
Unless you were Austrian if you're thinking about the 1866 Seven Weeks War versus Prussia.
Or even 1859 where during the war to unify Italy the Battle of Solferino between the Franco-Sardinian/Piedmontese versus the Austrians would inspire Dunant to setup the Red Cross and establish the Geneva Conventions.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2012 08:04 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 16, 2012 08:04 PM (niZvt)
"Cross-Eyed Kitteh, goes jumping in again.
She signs no contract, but she always plays the game...'
Posted by: Ian Anderson at January 16, 2012 08:04 PM (gQJiM)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 16, 2012 11:59 PM (/izg2)
he was due in today or not... thats how it works here. i suppose he will be home when hes home, but surely sooner rather than later. for their health if they know what good for them. last we spoke he wants his own bed and the decadent bathtub bad.
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 16, 2012 08:06 PM (QNeKQ)
The poor guy isn't going to make it ten feet into the house is he?
Posted by: Alex at January 16, 2012 08:07 PM (R69Kd)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2012 08:07 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2012 08:09 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at January 17, 2012 12:02 AM (hRH92)
Juan isn't smart enough to participate in a setup.
I was so proud when he reminded us that we still had two hours to go of Martin Luther King Day!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2012 08:09 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: Alex at January 16, 2012 08:10 PM (R69Kd)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 16, 2012 08:10 PM (JKNDp)
goodnight kittens, goodnight mittens...
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 16, 2012 11:50 PM (QNeKQ)
And please kiss and pet your sweet naked hairless pussy a few times for me tonight!!!
Posted by: NC Ref at January 16, 2012 08:16 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 16, 2012 08:18 PM (X3vSL)
70k casualties out of a population of 36M or so. By contrast America suffered about 625K *deaths* out of a population of 31M.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2012 08:18 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Bob Undead Saget at January 16, 2012 10:40 PM (dBvlk)
Eh, you're not my type.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 16, 2012 08:22 PM (kaalw)
Could explain why he's been so grumpy, though...
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 12:04 AM (niZvt)
With all that puffiness, he's gotta be post-menopausal and into hormone therapy in a major league manner.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 16, 2012 08:23 PM (Og1Kk)
Posted by: Alex at January 17, 2012 12:07 AM (R69Kd)
there was the famous time he got home and we started tearing at each other sort of immediately... i kicked the door closed with my foot, from the floor, and he apologized for not taking more than a field shower for seven weeks, and that was it. I told him "SHUT UP. OK?"
i think we are gonna put that time to shame 
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 16, 2012 08:23 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: rabidfox at January 16, 2012 08:24 PM (0rZxn)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2012 08:30 PM (sHY5w)
Good night, all.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2012 08:41 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: rabidfox at January 16, 2012 08:42 PM (0rZxn)
Posted by: Honey Badger at January 16, 2012 08:46 PM (b3qHR)
so, any suggestions? any arguments beside 'this is america, dammit,' 'speech codes are super creepy,' and 'oh come on just man up for crying out loud'? And if it were you and they did this, would you quit the group, or would you keep on doing the good things (the volunteering, which I love) and just take no personal role in the other crap?
Posted by: Adrian at January 16, 2012 08:47 PM (PY4xx)
Posted by: Adrian at January 16, 2012 08:50 PM (PY4xx)
McNookie.
__________
Preceded by a first course of McSlurpy.
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at January 16, 2012 08:54 PM (ULADD)
: slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress
Ask them what they object to in that definition.
Posted by: Retread at January 16, 2012 08:59 PM (joSBv)
so, any suggestions?
Posted by: Adrian at January 17, 2012 12:47 AM (PY4xx)
===
words are just a shorthand expression of our thoughts. doing away with the words doesn't do away with the thoughts, it just does away with the shorthand. a new shorthand always develops soon enough, so the whole exercise is pointless and silly.
Posted by: jc at January 16, 2012 08:59 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Jerry at January 16, 2012 09:02 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Adrian at January 17, 2012 12:47 AM (PY4xx)
It's hard to argue with such profound stupid. My gut reaction would be to call him an asshole and slap his mother.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 09:03 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jerry at January 16, 2012 09:04 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 01:04 AM (4SKYj)
Do this. Then point out he's a retard and *then* slap his mother.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 09:05 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 01:04 AM (4ixH5)
===
Hey, just arrived myself. I was busy slapping your mother.
Posted by: jc at January 16, 2012 09:06 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Adrian at January 16, 2012 09:08 PM (PY4xx)
Probably the left of normal are behind it Jerry,,, their sick of me calling them LEFTARDS....and progtards..
Posted by: beanervt at January 16, 2012 09:08 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Jerry at January 16, 2012 09:10 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: jc at January 17, 2012 01:06 AM (ufJKx)
That would explain why she kept screaming "stop being such a girl and put some muscle into it!" I thought she was just watching Monday Night Raw.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 09:11 PM (4ixH5)
Evening, all! We're supposed to get hit with a big snowstorm tonight or tomorrow night here, so I've laid in supplies. Got plenty of beer.
Posted by: Theresa at January 16, 2012 09:12 PM (xmOY4)
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 09:17 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 09:18 PM (4ixH5)
Adrian, some people, the majority of them "progressives," take it upon themselves to feel other's feelings for them to the extent that they want to make certain words off-limits on the chance that someone might feel demeaned in some way. They just can't help themselves.
Posted by: Theresa at January 16, 2012 09:21 PM (xmOY4)
Would your board rather have profs show up and talk about things that would cause retarded kids, or not show up? 'Cause if you're the place that censors what they say, you're going to the bottom of their favorite places to share info.
It's not, "could they give us this vital info in nicer language?" -- it's "could they not put up with our bullshit and go elsewhere?"
Posted by: cthulhu at January 16, 2012 09:22 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Jerry at January 16, 2012 09:22 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Adrian at January 17, 2012 01:08 AM (PY4xx)
my foster kid was mildly brain damaged. Her teachers said she would never read. guess what? she reads. we had to work like hell at it, and Harry Potter was the secret weapon. this is a situation near to my heart. I think stupid and freak are also bad words, much worse than retarded. I use retarded all the time, as in "Dont be so retarded!" Usually aimed at Grim being a stupid guy.
do i think dumb speech codes are required? no.
if people are being civil, using the proper word in a situation of normal discourse is the best thing. we need clarity. those lefties are retarded.
keep doing your good work, the world needs more people like you, doing what you do. Dont lets those people stop you. we need to push back not fall away.
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 16, 2012 09:25 PM (QNeKQ)
Treading in sacred territory Jerry... could loose you a arm or hand or fingers.
Plan well before executing and we will morn your damaged body if she catches you...
Posted by: beanervt at January 16, 2012 09:26 PM (KZLoo)
I only mention this cause I just found out she was in that stupid movie with Matthew Broderick about the military test chimps.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 09:26 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 17, 2012 01:25 AM (QNeKQ)
Howdy, Gushie!
Got the house ready for when your man arrives? Don't stress, I imagine it all gets destroyed when he walks through the door and a tornado of wanton lust spontaneously envelopes the whole place.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 09:29 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jerry at January 16, 2012 09:29 PM (4SKYj)
Got the house ready for when your
man arrives? Don't stress, I imagine it all gets destroyed when he
walks through the door and a tornado of wanton lust spontaneously
envelopes the whole place.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 01:29 AM (4ixH5)
dinner is waiting. i am sitting here feeling like i will explode or freak or cry or fall asleep. i think he will want food and a bath and sleep then wanton lust. i got two leather corsets in the mail this morning.
i think thats what the FBI calls a CLUE.
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 16, 2012 09:33 PM (QNeKQ)
Heh,, me too Robert. never would miss that show she had living with a husband in NYC I believe.. can't remember the name..
Posted by: beanervt at January 16, 2012 09:33 PM (KZLoo)
i think thats what the FBI calls a CLUE.
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 17, 2012 01:33 AM (QNeKQ)
We've been keeping our eye on you since the last time you voted Republican.
Posted by: Janet Neopolitano at January 16, 2012 09:35 PM (4ixH5)
I know what you mean about adult support groups. It's always about the members and rarely, if ever, about the kids. When the better part of such meeting is about by laws and grants, you're probably in the wrong place. Bride and I spent several years figuring out we were in the wrong place.
Put the interests of the kids 1st. Forget the rest of hive mind crap. Most of the do gooders I run across in these groups are effing retarded and not in a nice way. They care not about the needs of DDs, but only about how how life is so cruel and how can 'we get a grant' to fix 'our pain.'
With respect to some of the profs referring to doing certain things during pregnancy which can cause kids being born retarded, I say, With all due respect, Fuck You Professor shitstain. Developmental disabilities come in 31 flavors. Not all of them related to mental disability.
YMMV
Best wishes and good luck
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 16, 2012 09:36 PM (Onw8c)
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 01:33 AM (KZLoo)
Mad About You with Paul Reiser. Man, I hated that guy. No way a hot slice like that would shack up with a slimy turd.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 09:36 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jerry at January 16, 2012 09:40 PM (4SKYj)
Hey hey Jerry,, figured you had it covered. good move with the booze maybe you can "get lucky" after the successful heist,, mission accomplished and celebration... the wimmenz get all randy on the hooch...
Posted by: beanervt at January 16, 2012 09:42 PM (KZLoo)
Then there was the episode with Bruce Willis filming "Die Hard: Die Already" and for some reason he's all messed up on...somethinerother...and he's leading Paul resier around while trying to avoid the paparazzi.
I haven't seen this show in years but these two always stuck in my head.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 09:43 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Theresa at January 16, 2012 09:45 PM (xmOY4)
Posted by: Theresa at January 17, 2012 01:45 AM (xmOY4)
"Click here to discuss that staggering clusterfuck of miserable failure that is Barack Hussein Obama"
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 09:48 PM (4ixH5)
Well Bean, that's the plan at the moment. May not be a good one, but it's all I got. But on the getting lucky part, she still owes me for that new iPhone(stupid apple products).
Posted by: Jerry at January 16, 2012 09:48 PM (4SKYj)
Yeah Robert,, that's it and he was a idiot, but that freed up all the time to watch her....
Posted by: beanervt at January 16, 2012 09:49 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 01:49 AM (KZLoo)
Whatever they were paying her they should have tripled it on the condition that she wear nothing larger than a string bikini every episode.
Ratings gold!
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 09:51 PM (4ixH5)
Agree fully with you on that Jerry,, specially after spending the weekend replacing the screen on my daughters ipod.. What happened to the iphone?
Posted by: beanervt at January 16, 2012 09:54 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Jerry at January 16, 2012 09:55 PM (4SKYj)
It could be changed depending on the subject of the thread, like "enter at your own risk" for the political threads, "yeah, that's right, this shit's still going on" for the debate/live debate threads, and for the ONT/open threads something like "all topics open, but no grundling."
Posted by: Theresa at January 16, 2012 09:56 PM (xmOY4)
I sit now, having eaten a Reuben, with a side of red wine, and the satisfaction of being an apprentice moron.
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 16, 2012 10:01 PM (Onw8c)
Ouch..ouch..ouch... I've been hit hard myself,, buying the ipod for a present then she drops it once, barely a month old, and the screen shatters now I get to buy replacement parts and waste a weekend.. WTF, who in their right mind puts glass in something so drop prone??
Posted by: beanervt at January 16, 2012 10:04 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Jerry at January 16, 2012 10:07 PM (4SKYj)
The Gorilla. Corning Glass: Gorilla Glass TM.
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 16, 2012 10:10 PM (Onw8c)
Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 02:14 AM (4SKYj)
Two of the most wonderful words in the English language.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 10:16 PM (4ixH5)
Well deserved HPD.. and like you I got my boat cover on just as it was starting to snow.. procrastinate much?? and Reuben sounds like I need one..
Posted by: beanervt at January 16, 2012 10:17 PM (KZLoo)
Must be made from wimp ass gorillas,, read a lot of comments on how theirs broke consensus being it don't take much even when in a protective case. landing on edge, corner back and front have all broken them..
On the other hand it could be how it's mounted in the case,, it's not setting on a rubber seal but glued in with adhesive.
Posted by: beanervt at January 16, 2012 10:25 PM (KZLoo)
Or by the ass tat that says "Do Not Enter" ? Did we ever decide what you should get there??
Gushie, I am SO excited! I'll probably hear y'all from my place.....
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 10:28 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: viking at January 16, 2012 10:28 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 10:29 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 10:30 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jerry at January 16, 2012 10:30 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 02:28 AM (SsG4J)
I'm gonna get a tramp stamp style tattoo with the laughing dog from the video game, Duck Hunt.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 10:32 PM (4ixH5)
hell of a spread of topics.
Only thing I can add is that Helen hunt was cute in a girl next door kind of way.
Posted by: Berserker at January 16, 2012 10:33 PM (FMbng)
Grims not home yet,, as Gushie has been posting
Myself and Robert find Helen Hunt more then strangely attractive
HPD had a Reuben, and wine
storms moving in here and there.. oh and leftards are trying to get teh word Retard banned as it's being used against them all too often..
'bout wraps it up B'er...
Posted by: beanervt at January 16, 2012 10:33 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: beanervt
Its beautiful except all our boats are put away for the winter . . . where is it!
Posted by: viking at January 16, 2012 10:33 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: Berserker at January 16, 2012 10:34 PM (FMbng)
Do Not Enter does sort of limit your options, I suppose.
Paul Reisler is kind of cute, if he is the one I'm thinking of. I never really understood the appeal of Helen Hunt, though she is certainly better than that Dunst creature.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 10:35 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 10:36 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 02:35 AM (SsG4J)
Wait...a three-way with Helen Hunt and Kirsten Dunst.
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 10:37 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 10:37 PM (SsG4J)
Hellen Hunt was that kind of wholesome girl next door. Didn't need much makeup, pleasing to look at, etc etc.
Do I picture her as anything more than that? Not really, would be a stretch.
Posted by: Berserker at January 16, 2012 10:38 PM (FMbng)
Hey MissTammy,,, we've finally thawed from the -11 yesterday.. however I haven't seen Dell around may take longer to thaw as his area hit -22..
I did just get my "repaired" Northface shell back from kalifornia, complete with built in west coastie heat... it's nice.
Posted by: beanervt at January 16, 2012 10:39 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Berserker
No. I did not. Mostly I left off to let things cool down between me and those persons who have a resentment for me. That's all. Well, plus wonderful, happy things also happened in between so, I've actually been busy!!
Posted by: viking at January 16, 2012 10:39 PM (OZymZ)
Do I picture her as anything more than that? Not really, would be a stretch.
I agree with that assessment. She certainly isn't ugly. Which is more than I can say for DUnst, altho Thor did explain the whole wet Tshirt thing, which seems to be what gets imprinted in the male mind.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 10:42 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 02:39 AM (SsG4J)
Your words are inspiring.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 10:43 PM (4ixH5)
My way? Shoulda gimme a holler! Me and Thor could have taken you out supper. Was it the band thing?
Viking, tell us the happy stuff! Well, I mean if you feel like it!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 10:44 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Berserker at January 17, 2012 02:38 AM (FMbng)
I agree with this assessment. The girl next door who I long to make sweet sweet love to by the fire.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 10:45 PM (4ixH5)
Well, I was gonna put Re-tard.
Then I thought maybe I ought not.
Now I have decided the appropriate word is Re-stard.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 10:47 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Berserker
Yeah, I saw that. I'm kinda sorry I didn't make an effort to get together but at the time it seemed really negative, not about meeting you, but meeting up at all. I don't know, maybe I was wrong but it didn't feel right, so I didn't press it.
Posted by: viking at January 16, 2012 10:48 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 10:51 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 10:52 PM (4ixH5)
Sadness all over the noreast Viking.. unless your a Ice boater..
I got mine covered just as it was starting to snow about 2 weeks ago. bit late but it mostly rains there when snowing inland. 3 months covered and the fun work starts again..
Posted by: beanervt at January 16, 2012 10:52 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: viking at January 16, 2012 10:53 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 02:51 AM (SsG4J)
Pffttt!!! We haven't even gotten to the point of prattling. Jabbering is a long ways off!
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 10:56 PM (4ixH5)
My 46 year old brother is having quintuple bypass surgery at 7 tomorrow morning.
He only smokes a pack every three or four days, only smokes when he's in the tractor...but the doctor says that was enough. (That and heredity; it does run on our family.)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 10:59 PM (SsG4J)
in other words...what the fuck is an E cig? lol
Posted by: Berserker at January 16, 2012 10:59 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: EBL at January 16, 2012 11:00 PM (UwxZ1)
Or is it just a shot of nicotine?
How does that work?
All I know is the advertisements talk about smoke rings of water vapor.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 11:02 PM (4ixH5)
Well me as well MissT,, at least now. years ago I'd be out skiing in colder not minding it a bit. course I usually had brandy or something to make me think I was warming...
now it's just a pain in the ass that costs you more, expensive, fuel oil to fend it off..
Posted by: beanervt at January 16, 2012 11:03 PM (KZLoo)
Let me help you understand. All the upside of "smoking" without any of the downside of tar, carcinogegens, extra toxins delux..
Instead, nicotein, like caffeine.
Posted by: viking at January 16, 2012 11:03 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: Berserker at January 16, 2012 11:04 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Berserker at January 17, 2012 02:59 AM (FMbng)
It's like a cigarette that needs charging, that's all I know.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 11:04 PM (4ixH5)
This. A thousand times this. I actually start getting cranky when it hits 80, though. How I have survived Cali this long I'll never know, though God knows I am not looking forward to Southern summers again. At least we have air conditioning now.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 11:07 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: viking at January 16, 2012 11:09 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 11:09 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: viking at January 16, 2012 11:11 PM (OZymZ)
Then you get all frustrated cuz there you are nekkid, but you're too hot and cranky to wanna do what you ought to feel like doing!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 11:12 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Berserker at January 16, 2012 11:12 PM (FMbng)
The core of the sun wouldn't stop me from that. lol
Posted by: Berserker at January 16, 2012 11:13 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 03:12 AM (SsG4J)
That's when you fill a bathtub with jello pudding.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 11:16 PM (4ixH5)
You and Thor both. Heat doesn't seem to effect me that way, lol! It sure as hell kills my libido, however.
Altho Thor has learned how to incorporate rapid cool down techniques into his foreplay arsenal!
(And perhaps also as self-defense. I really do get cranky when I get overheated. )Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 11:17 PM (SsG4J)
thought's prayers MissT,, they are really good at doing that now.. in and out before you know it.
In all honesty however isn't he built like a grizzly bear?? I sure a pac once in while didn't help but...
Posted by: beanervt at January 16, 2012 11:20 PM (KZLoo)
Me, I usually set the AC on the Hoth setting.
I keep the house cold enough hang meat in it. lol
Posted by: Berserker at January 16, 2012 11:21 PM (FMbng)
Its an amazing product. AMAZING!!!!
I hope whomever made it makes multi-millions!
Posted by: viking at January 17, 2012 03:17 AM (OZymZ)
===
Yeah, but can you still get that ol' bitty smoked for 40 years voice?
Posted by: jc at January 16, 2012 11:21 PM (ufJKx)
jc, what do you mean?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 03:19 AM (SsG4J)
==
About what?
Posted by: jc at January 16, 2012 11:23 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Zakn at January 16, 2012 11:25 PM (yP7ie)
Bringing me cool drinks every ten minutes and wiping me down with a cool cloth while removing an article of clothing at a time will often work on me. Especially if you start sort of drawing your fingers all over me, you know how you can put a kid to sleep by just sort of stroking them? It gives me goosebumps, which cools me down and plus I just like being stroked and petted, I guess. I just love that skin on skin feeling. I think most women do.
Oddly enough, I don't like being massaged, though. Thor adores that. I went to massage therapy school just to learn how to do it properly. He won't go to get a massage from anyone else, however.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 11:25 PM (SsG4J)
We never get enough warm for our north east bodies to acclimate. I can go 80 out on the water or in the shade,, but that's about it.
Posted by: beanervt at January 16, 2012 11:27 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 03:25 AM (SsG4J)
Oh, this is going into my big notebook of massive seduction.
Drawing...fingers...petting...
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 11:30 PM (4ixH5)
My baby brother is huge, but my next younger brother isn't fat at all. He is big, 6' 3", but he is only about 200 pounds. Cholesterol normal, though he does eat less than ideally. He's a farmer, and stays very active, doing lots of hard manual labor. (He's really a cousin I lived with til I was 10, just for clarification. 6 older boys, 2 younger. And I wonder why I am not a girly-girl!)
And thanks for the prayers! I am sort of numb. I wish I was there, and so does he. He called me a while ago. He's pretty nervous.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 11:31 PM (SsG4J)
I keep the house cold enough hang meat in it. lol
OMG, so does my mama and if we had air, so would I. My poor husband is never under any circumstances allowed to turn on the heater, either. It was 39 last night, and he was mighty cold, specially since I always gotta have a window open somewhere, for fresh air.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 11:34 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: viking at January 16, 2012 11:34 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: viking at January 17, 2012 03:34 AM (OZymZ)
===
best plan -- let the past go completely and consider everything that strikes you in a negative way to be a joke and laugh it off.
Posted by: jc at January 16, 2012 11:37 PM (ufJKx)
I am kind of strung out, sorry about that. One of my ex bfs called right after my brother. He normally drunk calls me once every couple of years, but he was sober this time. It was kind of sad. He talked to David for awhile, too. That was interesting.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 11:37 PM (SsG4J)
Getting socked?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 03:34 AM (SsG4J)
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# 393
Posted by: jc at January 16, 2012 11:39 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 11:40 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: viking at January 17, 2012 03:34 AM (OZymZ)
Tequila shot challenge followed by mud wrestling.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 11:41 PM (4ixH5)
Ignore 'em! Pretend they're trolls. Not everyone is going to get along. It's inevitable. Just roll with it, and don't get ruffled. There's several women who don't like me either, and lurkers who complain..... I always ask myself if what they are complaining about is legit; if not, to heck with them.
I did tone down the naughty after Maet mentioned it, though. I was told that it was women complaining. Since I truly offended them, that was a different issue.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 11:42 PM (SsG4J)
Yep the best eating years of my life were when I worked on the farms.. You needed the fuel to make it to the next feast..
Like I said their good at heart work now days.. hospital I IT for specializes in the quick repairs, stints/bypass.. they whip them out like crazy. Major stuff still goes to Boston, my oldest daughter had to have a "patch" put over a hole in the valve and she was even out shopping in under 8hrs.. amazing..
Posted by: beanervt at January 16, 2012 11:46 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: viking at January 16, 2012 11:47 PM (OZymZ)
Mass General and affiliates? I hear such great things about that place!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 11:48 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 03:46 AM (SsG4J)
Okay, okay...what about pudding? Pudding is pretty dignified.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 11:50 PM (4ixH5)
Seriously??? I am not trying to suck up, but you seem so lady like and elegant to me. Not that you can't drink and be a lady, but most people get a little sloppy when they drink hard. I don't see you as getting sloppy at all.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 11:50 PM (SsG4J)
The medium is not the main problem, my son, tis the activity itself.
An exchange of increasingly more sarcastic, witty insults seems more her style. Grace Kelly with a 'tude, that's how I see it.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 11:52 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: viking at January 16, 2012 11:52 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 11:53 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: viking at January 17, 2012 03:52 AM (OZymZ)
With a little whipped cream and a cherry...dammit, now I'm hungry.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 11:53 PM (4ixH5)
Where is he, anyway? I was looking forward to new video.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 11:54 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 03:52 AM (SsG4J)
So...no shots?
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2012 11:56 PM (4ixH5)
Yes, the medical collages draw in the best. The daughter went to the Childrens Hospital, even though she was a teenager just because the best one with patching skillz was there.. she was indecently a hawt young Asian honey who I couldn't drool over with the ex there...before she xed...
Posted by: beanervt at January 16, 2012 11:56 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor
You're correct. But you also don't have knowledge of me!
Posted by: viking at January 16, 2012 11:57 PM (OZymZ)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 16, 2012 11:57 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Easter Island Talking Head at January 16, 2012 11:58 PM (Dmukk)
This is true! And now I want to see you drink Robert, Bean, Bers and jc under the table! I wonder who'd be the last to fall?
I couldn't drool over with the ex there...before she xed...
Oh, 'fess up, bean. We know you had a torrid affair with her, and that's why the ex exed you!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 12:00 AM (SsG4J)
fraking speel cker "incidentally"
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 03:59 AM (KZLoo)
I think we all want an indecent hawt young asian honey.
With white cotton panties.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 12:01 AM (4ixH5)
The puppy should be big enough for walks in the neighborhood with audio books in a few months. That may help.
I also acquired a PDF of the most recent edition of the Atkins book. See if that helps. My doubt isn't so much about the system but rather my ability to work within it.
Posted by: epobirs at January 17, 2012 12:01 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 04:00 AM (SsG4J)
As falls Robert, so goes the hopes of many mud and jello wrestling fans.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 12:02 AM (4ixH5)
*twirls*
*curtsies*
Welcome, EITH.
I think you'd probably give me the creeps, but thankfully we don't have visual capabilities here, lol!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 12:03 AM (SsG4J)
Oh hell yes, most calcium channel and beta blockers make you very lethargic. You need to be monitored fairly regularly, too, to make sure you aren't taking too much. And I'm thinking you also need to be taking COQ10, but that could be something that has more to do with statins.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 12:07 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 12:09 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 12:10 AM (SsG4J)
I can see the time has come for the whole congregation to once again turn to the peace that comes from a higher understanding of the parable of the bouncing.
Posted by: jc at January 17, 2012 12:10 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 04:12 AM (SsG4J)
====
when we are discussing higher order parables, you will have to address me as the very reverend jc.
Posted by: the very reverend jc at January 17, 2012 12:15 AM (ufJKx)
Tough I to capitalize the jc, as well?
Is Very Reverend higher up than The Right Reverend? Because I have always thought that was a truly epic honorarium.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 12:17 AM (SsG4J)
OMG, give me some tips! We did try the Breathe Right strips when they came out, and I seem to remember they helped some.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 12:19 AM (SsG4J)
I shall return!
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 04:18 AM (4ixH5)
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Robert is off to Corregidor for some bread. Dedicated man that one.
Posted by: the very reverend jc at January 17, 2012 12:21 AM (ufJKx)
On one hand, that is a fabulous price for such an epic display. OTOH, if you have the kind of room that display demands and don't mind the power bill and other factors, how intent on a bargain are you?
Posted by: epobirs at January 17, 2012 12:23 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 12:24 AM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor
There you are. You have your cure. What's the fuss?
Posted by: viking at January 17, 2012 12:24 AM (OZymZ)
Tough I to capitalize the jc, as well?
Is Very Reverend higher up than The Right Reverend? Because I have always thought that was a truly epic honorarium.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 04:17 AM (SsG4J)
====
no caps. it is my formal/informal duality that helps reach those in the back pew.
Right Reverends are of the stick in the mud variety, and Left Reverends are totally unacceptable, especially on a blog such as this one.
Posted by: the very reverend jc at January 17, 2012 12:24 AM (ufJKx)
In my mind I was but did mange to ask a couple semi intelligent questions of her without blurting out *for Robert* are you nekkid under that smock.. it was legs then smock, I kept dropping things but she wasn't about to be bending over..
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 12:25 AM (KZLoo)
Doesn't somebody still make those Red Green Blue projector TVs from the 70s still?
Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 12:26 AM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 12:27 AM (4SKYj)
Robert is off to Corregidor for some bread. Dedicated man that one.
Posted by: the very reverend jc at January 17, 2012 04:21 AM (ufJKx)
I am a bread coin-a-sore!
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 12:29 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 04:22 AM (4SKYj)
Still the two greatest words in the English language.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 12:29 AM (4ixH5)
Right Reverends are of the stick
in the mud variety, and Left Reverends are totally unacceptable,
especially on a blog such as this one.
Posted by: the very reverend jc at January 17, 2012 04:24 AM (ufJKx)
What about up and down reverends?
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 12:30 AM (4ixH5)
Dedicated, yes, Very Reverend jc, but will he put sugar and cinnamon on the toast?
You have your cure. What's the fuss?
Oh, it was by no means a cure. It just kept it down to a dull roar, as opposed to setting off car alarms. My mother can hear him snore when we go to her place on vacation, and her room is clear across the house from the guest room. People can hear him in the next hotel room over.
It's best if he sleeps on his side.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 12:31 AM (SsG4J)
Jerry, yes, you're right! Side is best, hence the bouncing!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 12:33 AM (SsG4J)
Tammy, cover the walls and ceiling with foam and egg cartons. It dampens the sound. Then make him sleep with a full-faced motorcycle helmet on.
Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 12:36 AM (4SKYj)
You just reminded me that when I was a kid I snored so loud that I practically shook the house but it turned out my tonsils had swollen to ginormous size. So I had to get them removed.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 12:36 AM (4ixH5)
If Robert would settle for Cylon toast the brain from Texas on "Big Bang Theory" had one.. he must of gotten it local...
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 12:37 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 04:25 AM (KZLoo)
You should have dropped a wad of cash and told her she could keep it if she picked it up with her butt cheeks.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 12:38 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 04:37 AM (KZLoo)
Cylon toast, always serious.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 12:38 AM (4ixH5)
Robert, he's of the generation where they took them out as a mater of course, but I will double check; that's a good point. I am not sure if I'd have him go under the knife just for that, though.
How's your toast?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 12:39 AM (SsG4J)
What about up and down reverends?
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 04:30 AM (4ixH5)
===
also known as the BJ Rev's, from the sect of the Magdalenes.
They tend to be popular at the ecumenical conferences.
Posted by: the very reverend jc at January 17, 2012 12:40 AM (ufJKx)
Lucky for you and all hawt Asians I don't venture far from home..I fear their safe..
oh and Jerry I have one of them tri color projector tv's in my barn..piece of shit was breaking down all the time..
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 12:43 AM (KZLoo)
I'm guessing they're fairly popular at any convention they go to....
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 12:43 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 12:44 AM (4SKYj)
Oh and if no one has mention Breath rite strips for the snoring of el Thor you gotta have him try them MissT They work..
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 12:46 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 04:39 AM (SsG4J)
Toast were browned and yum. They were consumed with jelly and great relish, but mostly jelly as relish on toast doesn't really sound that good.
They tend to be popular at the ecumenical conferences.
Posted by: the very reverend jc at January 17, 2012 04:40 AM (ufJKx)
Ah, when the nuns can finally let their hair down.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 12:47 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 04:44 AM (4SKYj)
Or two vaginas.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 12:48 AM (4ixH5)
Nicely browned toast with blackberry jelly sounds really good right now. And if I had any bread or jelly in the house, I'd make me some. The cupboards are mighty bare in Thorland at the moment. We were gone all weekend.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 12:51 AM (SsG4J)
Nope,, junk reciprocal until transported to trash.. which I should get on now that they don't charge for electronic disposal any longer.
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 12:54 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 12:55 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 12:56 AM (4SKYj)
Went to Palm Desert, to go through my MIL's things. Went much better than I had anticipated.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 12:58 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 01:00 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 04:58 AM (SsG4J)
I might be able to help you there.
Posted by: Dudley Do-Right at January 17, 2012 01:03 AM (4ixH5)
This one was pretty much plastic,, a huge ass mirror and circuit board with three camera tubes .. not much burning value and I wouldn't want to smell stinky plastic burning... and out door burning barrels are teh no no round tardvill..they made it a law,, oh ya..
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 01:03 AM (KZLoo)
Didn't even show up. And my B/SIL opted to take the fancy sewing machine to sell and keep the proceeds. We got all the heirloom stuff. Funny to me how some people prefer money over sentimental things! But it worked out great for me!
I let my SIL have all the jewelry, other than a few things my MIL specifically left me in the will. She was so excited! And she took all the clothes. My MIL had beautiful taste in clothes, and was very petite (4' 10!) My SIL is also petite, but not near as short (she's 5' 3) so she didn't think the clothes would fit her, but they did. She was like a little kid, she was so jazzed. It was fun seeing her so excited, she's normally a bland little thing.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 01:13 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 01:14 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 01:17 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: the very reverend jc at January 17, 2012 01:17 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 01:18 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 01:18 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 01:18 AM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 05:14 AM (SsG4J)
Do you happen to have a dress in my size I could borrow?
Posted by: Dudley Do-Right at January 17, 2012 01:20 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: the very reverend jc at January 17, 2012 05:17 AM (ufJKx)
The lemon juice might help eliminate some of the stench.
Posted by: Dudley Do-Right at January 17, 2012 01:20 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 05:20 AM (SsG4J)
Slackers...we know our own.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 01:22 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 05:17 AM (SsG4J)
Party on the SS Bean!
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 01:22 AM (4ixH5)
Probably. I always feel like such a moose after visiting with my inlaws! I towered over my wee MIL. Almost a foot taller than her. I can't imagine her giving birth to Thor. He was almost 2 feet taller than her!
His brother is only about 6 feet, and very slight. I am reasonably certain I could whoop his ass if I had to. Nephew, too. Probably both at once if I was mad enough.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 01:24 AM (SsG4J)
Now, I know you get your mama her Dr Pepper when she needs it. That right there keeps you out of Slacker territory.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 01:25 AM (SsG4J)
Sure enough can MissT.. any of the Horde are welcome at my abode anytime.. and I'm just inland from the "underground railroad" so we can think up a kewl'r name for ours...
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 01:26 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 01:26 AM (4ixH5)
OK, Graveyard Shift, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to name our route to Bean's place.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 01:29 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 05:25 AM (SsG4J)
She is running low...and I do need wine...
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 01:29 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 05:29 AM (SsG4J)
The Path to Beaner's Ship.
The Overground Vodka Train.
The Trail of Beers.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 01:33 AM (4ixH5)
Thor does now and then. It's damned annoying when I am trying to stay mad at him and he gets all neck-kissy and waist grabby and ear whispery. Because of course it pretty much always works.
I tell you, he is mean to me!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 01:33 AM (SsG4J)
Aaaaman,, RevJC..aaaaaman..
Yes the citrus acidic lemon would cleanse them for brief period.. only way to keep them that way would be some Teflon spray immediately after the lemon cleansing...
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 01:34 AM (KZLoo)
The Path to Beaner's Ship.
The Overground Vodka Train.
The Trail of Beers.
OMG, Trail of Beers.... you crack me up.
We gotta work white panties in there somewhere.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 01:35 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 05:33 AM (SsG4J)
Romance is a cruel sport.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 01:36 AM (4ixH5)
and no high speed rail analogies,, slooo joe took all the funneh out of them already...
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 01:37 AM (KZLoo)
We gotta work white panties in there somewhere.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 05:35 AM (SsG4J)
Well, if you go up around during the cotton bowl...
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 01:37 AM (4ixH5)
I am a handful, though.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 01:40 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 01:41 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 05:40 AM (SsG4J)
Bites lip
Posted by: Robert trying his best not to make any jokes about cup size at January 17, 2012 01:44 AM (4ixH5)
Not a direct substitute. Projectors have their own issues to deal with. If you don't have room right the quality can suffer greatly.
Some very sweet 4K units on the market now. Completely change the meaning of the phrase 'home theater.'
Posted by: epobirs at January 17, 2012 01:47 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 01:49 AM (4ixH5)
Feel free to breathe a sigh of relief...
Thanks for keeping me distracted!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 01:50 AM (SsG4J)
Ya know...gotta work. Or work like motions. The appearance of work.
Goodnight, Tammy! Goodnight, Bean!
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 01:50 AM (4ixH5)
Eh, they talk about cup size constantly during the day. I don't think it requires filters. Unless they don't want women discussing it. It seems to be the females talking naughty that upsets the other women.
Anyway, thanks again and good night!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 01:52 AM (SsG4J)
Or two sets of vagina dentata.
Catching up here. I was remoting into a client's server to apply a series of updates. This very dumb but critical to a certain industry application doesn't do cumulative updates. If you've missed one you have to go back and install that before you can apply the latest. Took a while as it turned out they had been letting this go for quite some time.
Posted by: epobirs at January 17, 2012 01:53 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 01:56 AM (KZLoo)
I just woke from my mid-morning nap. Had to tape the left ear over piece to the hinge. How it broke is a mystery that shall be pursued by CSI, Sequim, I can tell you that.
No snow here yet, dammit. The weather goons screwed up again, it seems. Nevertheless, it's a good thing Gracie is under cover.
As I type, it seems an insurmountable task to get to the magic number so late in the thread.
umm. 666 minus 535 = 12? is that right?
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 17, 2012 02:13 AM (Onw8c)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 02:16 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 02:17 AM (niZvt)
to pounce upon it if it moves. Maybe I should put slippers on.
Crap. Too effing late. Now my big to is bleeding. I am such a retard.
Has anyone a good recipe for cat stew?
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 17, 2012 02:20 AM (Onw8c)
On Fox this morning Gov. Martin O'Mally (D) was talking about Perry preaching to the choir, about states rights & Boeing building a plant where they want..."...Ft Sumpter wasn't that log ago." This Should go Viral!
Posted by: Paladin at January 17, 2012 02:29 AM (/yC9R)
Teh bitch just laughed and hung up on me. There aughta be a law.
What I need to do now is vet the remaining R candidates to see what their position on this critical issue is.
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 17, 2012 02:29 AM (Onw8c)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 02:35 AM (niZvt)
Will no one rid me of this meddlesome pet?
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 17, 2012 02:42 AM (Onw8c)
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 17, 2012 02:47 AM (Onw8c)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 02:49 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 17, 2012 02:50 AM (E7yM+)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 02:51 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 17, 2012 02:52 AM (Onw8c)
I say Sequim, Washington.
Operator says, "See Quim?"
I say, I not lately.
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 17, 2012 02:56 AM (Onw8c)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 02:58 AM (niZvt)
He's a D, right? And he has a clue, right? Hard to believe.
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 17, 2012 03:04 AM (Onw8c)
MLKJ Day is just too cumbersome to say, and the activities suck. All there is pumping up white guilt and wrapping the lefty cause du jour in the mantle of this holiness. I'm thinking we need something like a Festivus in mid-January. With the Airing of Grievances and Feats of Strength already performed, weÂ’ll need a Yo Momma so Contest and the Drinking of the Shots.
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 17, 2012 03:18 AM (E7yM+)
You know what happened then, right? Yep. Never snowed again while we Lived there. However, Winter of 2010, I think it was, there was 180 inches of snow nearby at Mammoth Mt. We were at 4,500 ft. Mammoth was about 8,00 ft. I called a friend at the old place. She said it was the worst snow fall ever in those parts. Had I been a wandering type, I would have gladly volunteered to remove the snow from her mounds.
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 17, 2012 03:22 AM (Onw8c)
Drinking of the Shots: Turn up the stereo, and blast George Thoroughgood's One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer. Every time he says it, do it.
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 17, 2012 03:22 AM (E7yM+)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 17, 2012 03:24 AM (E7yM+)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 17, 2012 03:26 AM (E7yM+)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 03:27 AM (niZvt)
As for me, I have been retired nineteen years, so every day is a holiday.
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 17, 2012 03:46 AM (Onw8c)
That was a popular hit when I was in high school in Manhattan Beach in the mid-50s. I don't remember if the version I remember was sung by Geo Thoroughgood, though.
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 17, 2012 03:53 AM (Onw8c)
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 17, 2012 03:56 AM (Onw8c)
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 17, 2012 03:58 AM (Onw8c)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 03:59 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 04:01 AM (niZvt)
*Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 17, 2012 04:06 AM (Onw8c)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 04:14 AM (niZvt)
The conditions of racial bias before MLK were incomprehensible to our kids. In my experience, they wondered what's all the fuss was about. As they grew, they judged for themselves and were little influenced by grievance pimps.
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 17, 2012 04:24 AM (Onw8c)
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