October 14, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (10-14-2012)
— Maetenloch

I'm busy with Phase 2 of the move to the bunker. So tonight's ONT will be succinct. 

Happy Birthday Margaret Thatcher

She turned 87 yesterday. I was but a wee lad when she took office in 1979 but I do recall the feeling - even in the US - that her election might mark the end of the long free-fall of the 70's. And in 1980 that proved to be true.

Oh and some Iron Lady trivia -  do you know what her profession was before going into politics?

What Reagan Thought of Joe Biden

Ronald Reagan was not impressed with Joe Biden.

In fact, writing in his diary in his usual abbreviated style on June 15, 1987, Reagan described Biden this way:

He's smooth but pure demagog [sic]-- out to save Am. [America] from Reagan Doctrine.

That was a year after Reagan made a note about Biden and Senators Ted Kennedy and Howard Metzenbaum, who were busy making "vitriolic attacks on TV" about Reagan's nominee for Chief Justice of the United States, then Associate Justice William Rehnquist. Wrote Reagan:

They really are a lynch mob.

What Fred Thompson Says About Old Joe Biden

The debate Joe was the Joe he knew in the Senate:

I met Joe Biden almost 20 years ago and served in the Senate with him for eight. In private conversation among equals he can be candid, introspective and thoughtful. But when he puts on his political hat he has no inner voice that tells him, "Joe, you're going on too long. Joe you're being a bully. You're being discourteous to your colleagues. Joe, that makes no sense. It's obviously not true. Don't say that." He either has no idea how he comes across to normal people or he doesn't care. I've never figured it out.

Dearbornistan Watch: Now Illegal To Drive With Israeli Flags in MI

Well effectively illegal since you will be fined for violating the de facto state religion:

On 9-14-2012, Dearborn Fordson High School principal called the police on me for driving with 2 Israeli flags on my truck.
"The Dearborn police were one car behind me when this student threw a bottle on my windshield. The police did not stop the student, but instead stopped me for 30 minutes asking me why I would display Israeli flags on my truck."
"The Fordson High principal filed an incident report and so did I. However, Dearborn police refuse to release either report. Incident #: 12-49143, Incident #: 12-49503."

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Why PPP Polls Suck

Some of what they do is straight polling but most is designed to produce Democrat talking points about how crazy Romney supporters are.

I spoke by phone today with Wisconsin voter Dave Summers, who lives in the Madison area. He told me, "I got a survey. I don't normally answer these calls, but I did [this time]. I started out pretty normal - President, Senate." However, he said it then got weirder. The automatic survey asked if he had a favorable or unfavorable impression of Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson. He said he was greatly disturbed when the automated call then asked, "Do you believe conservative media want white people to think Barack Obama hates them?"

Did Obama have a "coke nail" at Occidental?

Or maybe he was just copying Carrie Fisher's nail style.

Obama-at-Occidental

Also video of Obama's high school years found:

Is America Ready For a President Who's Never Been Drunk?

All I know is that if there's an R after your name, everything you do or don't do is wrong.

americadrinking pres

10 Ass-Kicking Warplanes You've Never Heard Of

The Navy's 16 E-6Bs are doomsday back-ups, equipped with nearly every communications device imaginable, with the additional ability to transmit radio messages to submerged submarines via a trailing, five-mile-long antenna.

But it's the E-6's other duties that make it so interesting day to day. With so many different radios, the E-6 is one of the few U.S. warplanes -- the secretive "Bacon" is the other -- that's able to function as a "universal translator," helping U.S. and allied forces talk to each other across great distance. Reporter David Cenciotti even tracked an E-6 apparently playing relay during the May 2011 raid to kill Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. "

E-^B

Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings

Top 10 commenters:
1 [449 comments] 'tasker' [63.02 posts/day]
2 [395 comments] 'BCochran1981'
3 [359 comments] 'Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney'
4 [357 comments] 'jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright'
5 [340 comments] 'wheatie'
6 [330 comments] 'Anna Puma (+SmuD)'
7 [315 comments] 'Tami'
8 [309 comments] '@PurpAv'
9 [307 comments] 'steevy'
10 [306 comments] 'Dave in Fla'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [167 names] 'Meremortal' [23.44 unique names/day]
2 [110 names] 'jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright'
3 [84 names] 'go P90X'
4 [84 names] 'Adam'
5 [75 names] 'Islamic Rage Boy'
6 [69 names] 'JParker'
7 [57 names] 'logprof'
8 [56 names] 'fluffy'
9 [50 names] 'Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual'
10 [43 names] 'The Political Hat'

The group. Yeah.

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1 Wow! That's early!

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 01:58 PM (kaalw)

2 First !!

Posted by: grease monkey at October 14, 2012 01:58 PM (VSWPU)

3

Posted by: grease monkey at October 14, 2012 01:58 PM (VSWPU)

4 Oops. Did I break the ONT?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 01:58 PM (kaalw)

5 What ? Not first ?

Posted by: grease monkey at October 14, 2012 01:58 PM (VSWPU)

6 what is the black hole.

Posted by: grease monkey at October 14, 2012 01:59 PM (VSWPU)

7 Not first, as usual.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Mohammad was a goat-fucking kiddie-raper at October 14, 2012 04:51 PM (eQnzo)

8 ....and for those who are wondering how the first comment was done hours before the post.....



It's AoSHQ -- "by mistake!", of course. How could it be otherwise?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 04:53 PM (kaalw)

9 Maggie Thatcher is a chemist.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 04:53 PM (+XD7n)

10

WTF Michigan?

Fuck Islam.

 

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2012 04:53 PM (2scCK)

11 Thank you Margaret Thatcher.  Happy Birthday and God Bless You.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 14, 2012 04:54 PM (P6QsQ)

12 Oh and some Iron Lady trivia -  do you know what her profession was before going into politics?

Beating up hippies?

I know Mrs. Thatcher's father was a grocer, but that's all.

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 14, 2012 04:54 PM (gfPwZ)

13

"I owe nothing to Women's Lib."  MT

 

I  seriously   adore  this woman.

 

England had Thatcher.   Americans have Pelosi  , DWS,  and H.  Clinton.   The world   is not balanced right.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 14, 2012 04:55 PM (g2eQp)

14 fo shizzle, mah nizzles

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 04:57 PM (8sCoq)

15 Damn, if I lived in Michigan, I would, by Gosh and Greyhound, have to get some Israeli flags for my vehicle (and I hate those things).  If everyone with any guts in Michigan starts sporting them, what are they going to do?

Posted by: Will Never Vote For a dhimmocrat at October 14, 2012 04:58 PM (kXoT0)

16 I had never thought of that FB poster's idea that alcohol use is a pre-requisite for being.a capable president, except if you're George Bush. They really do contort themselves, don't they.

Posted by: Kalneva at October 14, 2012 04:58 PM (cQmXn)

17

Dearbornistan, go for the religous fanatics, stay for the beheadings.

 

I remember when Biden stole the speach from the Irish legislator and claimed it was his. Earliest memory of the dirtbag I can remember. He hasn't changed for the better either.

 

Posted by: Gmac at October 14, 2012 04:59 PM (IanLz)

18 Chemist, X-Ray crystallography...

Posted by: Mudshark at October 14, 2012 04:59 PM (S1plt)

19 Funny, just watched Casablanca last night with the GF...

Posted by: Mudshark at October 14, 2012 05:00 PM (S1plt)

20 Zombies!

Posted by: Zakn at October 14, 2012 05:00 PM (zyaZ1)

21 Snarlin' Arlen Specter's skull being numbered among the paving stones in Hell isn't worth it's own post?

Posted by: CLP at October 14, 2012 05:00 PM (twTL9)

22 So....the walking dead..or O administration BIRM

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 14, 2012 05:00 PM (PHb2k)

23 When is this thread?

Posted by: DArk Helmet at October 14, 2012 05:00 PM (2scCK)

24 Argentina can do what it wants. Can you imagine the current crew even objecting? (There's oil you know..)

Posted by: Mr. Dave in SPI at October 14, 2012 05:01 PM (wNJ9D)

25 Now, finally

Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Mohammad was a goat-fucking kiddie-raper at October 14, 2012 05:01 PM (eQnzo)

26 Is that Freddie Prinz in that pic with barry?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 05:02 PM (AzDzi)

27 #2?!?!? Crap.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 14, 2012 05:02 PM (GEICT)

28 Just wondering, were long fingernails also part of the gay porno industry? 'cuz, sure doesn't look like coke going on there...

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2012 05:03 PM (FcR7P)

29 Nice pic of Stalin and Che.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:03 PM (+XD7n)

30 Well, I guess I can take NOT making the top 10 off my bucket list.


sigh.....

Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2012 05:04 PM (X6akg)

31 "Round up all the usual suspects."   I love that movie.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 14, 2012 05:04 PM (g2eQp)

32 >"Round up all the usual suspects." I love that movie.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 14, 2012 09:04 PM (g2eQp)



One of my favs too.


"I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray; you wore blue."

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 05:05 PM (8sCoq)

33 1 okay
2 bite me
3 you too
4 banana
5 no comment
6 bite me
7 you too
 
To be endlessly continued

Posted by: MUMR at October 14, 2012 05:06 PM (ccXZP)

34 Finally.  Not in the top 10 comments but in the sockpuppeteers.

Posted by: Adan at October 14, 2012 05:06 PM (/YJYi)

35

Years ago  I read a detailed article about the Soviet-Russian aircraft we used as opfor in exercises.  But now they're 'secret'?

You can't re-secret something.  It's like unscrewing a virgin.  

Posted by: Beagle at October 14, 2012 05:06 PM (sOtz/)

36 A massive mailing of Israeli flags to the Imam, um, Mayor, of Dearborn is in order.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:06 PM (+XD7n)

37 Where's hector?

Posted by: Honey Badger @robfit at October 14, 2012 05:07 PM (t0hSy)

38

34  Casablanca had  some   of   the best movie quotes ever.

 

Wasn't Thatcher also a tax attorney?  I may be wrong.  I think they call them barristers(?) in England.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 14, 2012 05:08 PM (g2eQp)

39 Where's hector? Posted by: Honey Badger @robfit at October 14, 2012 09:07 PM (t0hSy) Fluffing greg?

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:08 PM (+XD7n)

40 I would take those bastards to court in Dearbonistan for not grabbing the fuck tha threw the bottle

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 14, 2012 05:09 PM (DU15A)

41 Where's hector?

Posted by: Honey Badger @robfit at October 14, 2012 09:07 PM (t0hSy)

 

 

 

Help?

Posted by: Hector, being dragged behind Achilles Chariot at October 14, 2012 05:09 PM (/YJYi)

42 >Wasn't Thatcher also a tax attorney? I may be wrong. I think they call them barristers(?) in England.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 14, 2012 09:08 PM (g2eQp)


the Queen was a greasemonkey

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 05:09 PM (8sCoq)

43 well GB wasting no time, up 14-0

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 05:10 PM (8sCoq)

44 Billie Piper
http://tinyurl.com/8lmk9kh

Posted by: Jamie at October 14, 2012 05:10 PM (4ckuD)

45 38 I like it

Posted by: Honey Badger @robfit at October 14, 2012 05:10 PM (t0hSy)

46 35 Yep. That definitely sounds like me.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 14, 2012 05:10 PM (QEfsO)

47 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2012 05:11 PM (6o4Fb)

48 So is that one of OdipO's college boyfriends?

I also see he is wearing his muzzie ring.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 14, 2012 05:12 PM (PHb2k)

49 CNN's Piers Morgan comes out for Mitt

http://tinyurl.com/8r9aeuj


the dam's breaking...

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 05:12 PM (8sCoq)

50 the Queen was a greasemonkey Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 09:09 PM (8sCoq) Prince Charles is a farrier.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:12 PM (+XD7n)

51 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2012 09:11 PM (6o4Fb)



And Joe Biden is a blowhard and a dickhead.  Quite a ticket the dems have.

Posted by: huerfano at October 14, 2012 05:12 PM (bAGA/)

52 Pfft, EVERYONE knows about the Russian Hind helicopter.  We learned that form Red Dawn!!!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:13 PM (kFnmp)

53 Wow.

Ingrid Bergman was beautiful.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2012 05:13 PM (2b4yb)

54 Thatcher was a Vampire Slayer. Little known fact.

Posted by: real joe at October 14, 2012 05:14 PM (PD2ad)

55 I don't know about coke nails, but that guy in the picture with Obama, with whom he apparently traveled and hung out a lot, looks gayer than Harvey Fierstein, in a dress, outside a gay bar, in the Castro, during the Gay Pride Parade.

Posted by: Splunge at October 14, 2012 05:14 PM (2IW5Q)

56 I saw that story about Dearbornistan the other day and my first thought was wow the PD really wants to get sued into oblivion, don't they?  Apparently they learned nothing from the last suit.


Then again, harassing someone over the Israeli flag only results in getting sued, not in getting dead.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at October 14, 2012 05:15 PM (Gk3SS)

57 I know some people who live in Dearbornistan.

Here is their reasoning: 'well, Arabs are better to have in the neighborhood than blacks.'

I'm sure that they'll be fine with Sharia, as long as their property values don't go down too much....

/sad, but true.

Posted by: shibumi at October 14, 2012 05:15 PM (z63Tr)

58 so we all know lots of lines from lots of movies- they show up in the comments all the time

but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be?

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 05:16 PM (8sCoq)

59 Another interesting plane was the (never built) Boeing Pelican, a ground effect vehicle similar to the Ekranoplan.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 05:16 PM (AzDzi)

60 but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be?

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 09:16 PM (8sCoq)


Blazing Saddles?

Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2012 05:16 PM (X6akg)

61 Wow: A pro-life woman who received an unsolicited phone call from the Barack Obama campaign complained about his pro-abortion position. The call earned her a visit from the Secret Service, who were apparently given erroneous information from the campaign volunteer that she made a death threat... Two federal agents showed up at Hughes’ home on Thursday and asked her if she has said, "I will never support Obama and he will wind up dead on a hospital floor." Hughes told the Lufkin newspaper she is upset the Obama campaign would allege she had made a death threat and is considering filing a complaint. "She has made a charge that will follow me the rest of my life," she said. "I find that repugnant and violating — that some person got her undies in a bundle because she didn’t like what I had to say." Hughes went further than her comments to the newspaper in an email about the incident and indicated the Secret Service threatened her. She indicated the agents asked her why the Obama campaign volunteer would make up the quote about her wanting Obama to die. "I replied that I supposed she wasn’t happy about what I said about her candidate and the Agent said ‘That’s right, you were rude.’ The last time I checked being rude wasn’t a crime in America," she said... Read the whole thing. SS was over the top, imo. http://www.lifenews.com/2008/10/14/state-3552/

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 05:17 PM (5H6zj)

62 but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be?

For me, it begins and ends with Full Metal Jacket.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:17 PM (kFnmp)

63

>>Here is their reasoning: 'well, Arabs are better to have in the neighborhood than blacks.'

 

Wow.  Just, wow.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2012 05:17 PM (2scCK)

64 Wasn't Maggie Thatcher part of Monty Python in the 70's?

Posted by: Gerald Gashgrinder at October 14, 2012 05:17 PM (Ho6UX)

65 Caddyshack, too.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:17 PM (kFnmp)

66 but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be? Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 09:16 PM (8sCoq) Tough question. Aliens?

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:17 PM (+XD7n)

67 but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be? Prob Wedding Crashers

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 14, 2012 05:17 PM (GEICT)

68 but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be? Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 09:16 PM (8sCoq) ------------------------------------------------------ The Princess Bride

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 14, 2012 05:17 PM (jucos)

69 but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be? --- Gotta go with the obvious. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 05:18 PM (aHR5E)

70 but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be?


Princess Bride. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at October 14, 2012 05:18 PM (Gk3SS)

71 Aliens?

Game over, man.  Game over!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:18 PM (kFnmp)

72 That is a fantastic picture of the crew from Casablanca. When men and women had style. I always had a crush on Bogart.

Posted by: mpfs at October 14, 2012 05:18 PM (Mkhiu)

73

 

Would you say I have a plethora of quotable lines?

 

Posted by: el Guapo at October 14, 2012 05:18 PM (2scCK)

74 Casablanca is a strong contender.

Posted by: real joe at October 14, 2012 05:18 PM (PD2ad)

75 but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be? ----- Big Trouble in Little China is one we quote a lot.

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 05:18 PM (5H6zj)

76 Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2012 09:16 PM (X6akg)

There can be only one.


[thanks Vic!]

Posted by: The Kurgan at October 14, 2012 05:18 PM (2b4yb)

77

Maggie Thatcher had some pretty big balls.  I remember her talking to politicians regarding the Falklands...."Now is not the time to go wobbly".

Her friendship with Reagan was true and genuine.

Oh, a Biden is an ass clown.  Axelgrease talking about Benghazi this weekend was worse.  What a slimy, oily fuck.  That is all.

Posted by: Cheri at October 14, 2012 05:19 PM (EAgmr)

78 Rasmussen (via Drudge): Romney 49% Obama 47% Undecided 2% Some other candidate 2% ... and while Fast & Furious is still a major scandal, Benghaziquiddidk looks to be The Scandal that will end Teh JEF's career ... at least it will if the Clintons have anything to say about it. ... so, Romney winning the Presidential election means Romney is also President of Ohio (and oihO).

Posted by: Arbalest at October 14, 2012 05:19 PM (Vlbcr)

79 Big Trouble in Little China is one we quote a lot.

You know what Jack Burton says at a time like this . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:19 PM (kFnmp)

80 Princess Bride is a good one for quotes, too. Also Kelly's Heroes.

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 05:19 PM (5H6zj)

81 >>>but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be? Someone once made the claim that the two most quoted movies were The Godfather and Airplane.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 05:19 PM (AzDzi)

82 30 Just wondering, were long fingernails also part of the gay porno industry? 'cuz, sure doesn't look like coke going on there...

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2012 09:03 PM (FcR7P)


I think coke and movie making go hand and hand like popcorn and the movies.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 14, 2012 05:19 PM (Zd/NW)

83

 The Big Lebowski, Caddyshack, and Blazing Saddles.

hon mention to Fletch and Mallrats.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2012 05:19 PM (2scCK)

84 but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be? --- Godfather

Posted by: osu at October 14, 2012 05:19 PM (vgMWF)

85 Die Hard. Pulp Fiction

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:19 PM (+XD7n)

86 72 but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be?

---

Gotta go with the obvious.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 09:18 PM (aHR5E)


Ni!

Posted by: akornzombie at October 14, 2012 05:20 PM (RTRO5)

87 Since I am of the salt of the American West there's only one answer Mr. Jones.

Posted by: Mr. Dave in SPI at October 14, 2012 05:20 PM (wNJ9D)

88 WALKING DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 14, 2012 05:20 PM (DoZD+)

89 ... so, Romney winning the Presidential election means Romney is also President of Ohio (and oihO). --- Oh fine, bait the troll, why don't you?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 14, 2012 05:20 PM (aHR5E)

90 CNN's Piers Morgan comes out for Mitt

http://tinyurl.com/8r9aeuj


the dam's breaking...

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 09:12 PM (8sCoq)


------------


Wow.  That surprises me.  Not so much that the dam is breaking, but the fact that Piers Morgan is jumping into the water.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 14, 2012 05:20 PM (P6QsQ)

91

Piers Morgan?  Seriously? 

 

Most quotable  movies?  MP:  The Holy Grail. 

 

Tis  but  a  scratch!  A scratch?  Ya arm's  off!!

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 14, 2012 05:20 PM (g2eQp)

92 Quotable movie: Silence of the Lambs.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 14, 2012 05:20 PM (Vs6FA)

93 87 Die Hard


Come out to the coast, have a few laughs . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:20 PM (kFnmp)

94 Fletch is a very good choice, too.

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 05:21 PM (5H6zj)

95 60 but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be?

Raising Arizona. You could find something quotable in pretty much every scene, without working too hard.

Posted by: Splunge at October 14, 2012 05:21 PM (2IW5Q)

96

but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be?


Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 09:16 PM (

 

Tombstone.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 14, 2012 05:22 PM (1hNQS)

97 What? The curtains?

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:22 PM (+XD7n)

98 Tombstone.

"Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle; how lewd."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:22 PM (kFnmp)

99 Geez, I'm prob racking up more posts for next weeks top ten...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 14, 2012 05:22 PM (GEICT)

100 Crap. That's another one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 14, 2012 05:23 PM (GEICT)

101 Dammit!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 14, 2012 05:23 PM (GEICT)

102 but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be?
-------------


Wizard of Oz.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 14, 2012 05:23 PM (P6QsQ)

103 but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be?


Slap Shot or This Is Spinal Tap.


Does this question go to 11?

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 14, 2012 05:23 PM (Zd/NW)

104 16 Candles, Blazing Saddles, The Princess Bride, and Big Trouble in Little China make my list.  Spaceballs is on there too. 

Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2012 05:23 PM (mjR67)

105 Young Frankenstein....

Posted by: fu52 at October 14, 2012 05:23 PM (NZu+i)

106 Christmas Story

Posted by: real joe at October 14, 2012 05:24 PM (PD2ad)

107 Wyatt .. thanks. I never wanted to eat tuna fish again anyway. geez that story on your blog guess it will be Starkist for me when I do get my appetite for tuna back .. if ever.

Posted by: osu at October 14, 2012 05:24 PM (vgMWF)

108 Spaceballs is on there too.

Figures.  A Druish princess.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:24 PM (kFnmp)

109 Star Wars

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:24 PM (+XD7n)

110 I know.. let's have a spelling contest. 

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 14, 2012 05:24 PM (1hNQS)

111 109 Wyatt .. thanks. I never wanted to eat tuna fish again anyway. geez that story on your blog guess it will be Starkist for me when I do get my appetite for tuna back .. if ever.

How the frak does someone fall into the steamer?  Is it just wide open at the top?  Not very sanitary.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:25 PM (kFnmp)

112 Blazing saddles is a contender

Posted by: VIA, on the tiny keyboard at October 14, 2012 05:25 PM (KSlrE)

113 Anyways, the greatest men of the 20th century, in ascending order: Patton, MacArthur, Reagan, Thatcher. The greatest men of the 20th century, according to Leftists (in no particular order): Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin, Mao, Ho Chi Minh, Kim Il-Sung, Ghandi, Nelson Mandela, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Howard Zinn, Noam Chomsky, Obama (why not?), Joe "Gd Awful" Biden, etc. Later.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 14, 2012 05:25 PM (QEfsO)

114 Ghostbusters

Posted by: Calvin at October 14, 2012 05:25 PM (J8QDw)

115 110 Spaceballs is on there too. Figures. A Druish princess. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 09:24 PM (kFnmp) We ain't found SHIT!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 14, 2012 05:25 PM (GEICT)

116 Doc Holiday, "I know, let's have a spelling contest!"

Posted by: Mr. Dave in SPI at October 14, 2012 05:25 PM (wNJ9D)

117 Real Joe, Please pick up the red courtesy phone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 05:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

118 How the frak does someone fall into the steamer? Is it just wide open at the top? Not very sanitary. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 09:25 PM (kFnmp) Some say alcohol may have been involved.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:26 PM (+XD7n)

119 You forgot Churchill

Posted by: real joe at October 14, 2012 05:26 PM (PD2ad)

120 My hypocrisy goes only so far.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:26 PM (kFnmp)

121 >>> Star Wars

Which one(s)?

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2012 05:26 PM (84w+B)

122 Christmas Vacation, Vacation and Caddyshack.

Posted by: MrCaniac, Cinderella story about to become Masters Champion at October 14, 2012 05:26 PM (Zd/NW)

123 Some say alcohol may have been involved.

As well as a shallow gene pool.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:26 PM (kFnmp)

124 Star Wars Which one(s)? Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2012 09:26 PM (84w+B) 1977 one.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:27 PM (+XD7n)

125 108  Best line:  Fra-gi-lay!   I think it says fragile. 

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 14, 2012 05:27 PM (g2eQp)

126 Why is Obama sitting with one of the guys from Frankie Goes to Hollywood?

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 14, 2012 05:27 PM (0CiTm)

127 jewells45 are you still studying guitar?

Posted by: Mr. Dave in SPI at October 14, 2012 05:27 PM (wNJ9D)

128 Greedo, I was just going to see your boss . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:28 PM (kFnmp)

129 Patton

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2012 05:28 PM (2scCK)

130 Most misquoted line from a movie:

"Luke, I am your father."

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2012 05:28 PM (84w+B)

131 131 Patton

Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:28 PM (kFnmp)

132

Poor soul.. he was just too high strung.

Why Ed.. We cross?  If I thought we weren't friends I just couldn't bare it.

I'm your Huckleberry.

There's no normal life Wyatt.  There's just life. (my favorite quote ever)

 

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 14, 2012 05:29 PM (1hNQS)

133 That's no moon.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:29 PM (+XD7n)

134 Fore!  I shoulda yelled two. 

Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2012 05:29 PM (mjR67)

135 Pulp Fiction for me.


"I think I broke a rib."

"Giving me oral pleasure?"

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 05:29 PM (8sCoq)

136 Mr Dave.. yes I am but have been pretty lazy the last few months. 

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 14, 2012 05:29 PM (1hNQS)

137 Abbie Someone

Posted by: Mr. Dave in SPI at October 14, 2012 05:30 PM (wNJ9D)

138 131 Patton

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2012 09:28 PM (2scCK)

"We're not just going to shoot the lousy bastards, we're going to rip out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks!"


Posted by: akornzombie at October 14, 2012 05:30 PM (RTRO5)

139 124 Christmas Vacation "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at October 14, 2012 05:30 PM (OkhXA)

140 132 Most misquoted line from a movie:

"Luke, I am your father."


Yes. It is "Play it again, Sam" for the modern era.

Posted by: Splunge at October 14, 2012 05:30 PM (2IW5Q)

141 I also see he is wearing his muzzie ring.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 14, 2012 09:12 PM (PHb2k)


I noticed the ring as well, but am not aware of how that relates to Muslims.  Any enlightenment?  

Posted by: someone at October 14, 2012 05:30 PM (bqjJT)

142 I've got a bad feeling about this.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:30 PM (+XD7n)

143 "This happens to be a nocturn.  You know, Fredric Fucking Chopin."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:30 PM (kFnmp)

144 Serenity has some great lines.  Even better when you include the series.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2012 05:30 PM (84w+B)

145 >>>Wow. That surprises me. Not so much that the dam is breaking, but the fact that Piers Morgan is jumping into the water. Water? Like out of a toilet?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 05:30 PM (AzDzi)

146 Tommy Boy and Planes Trains and Automobiles also deserve a nod.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2012 05:30 PM (2scCK)

147

Yep, that guy in the photo with Obama looks gayer than Liberace's boyfriend's hairdresser.

Posted by: Cheri at October 14, 2012 05:30 PM (EAgmr)

148 >Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 09:28 PM (kFnmp)


this has SO many applications!

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 05:31 PM (8sCoq)

149 6-0 Cardinals.....just sayin'.

Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2012 05:31 PM (X6akg)

150 What an amazing new smell you've discovered.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:31 PM (+XD7n)

151 This thread amuses me. Like a clown.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 05:31 PM (AzDzi)

152 I didn't know that Arlen Specter died today. 

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 14, 2012 05:32 PM (P6QsQ)

153
this has SO many applications!



Most involve Karl Rove.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:32 PM (kFnmp)

154 Let the Wookie win.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:32 PM (+XD7n)

155 Ray, if someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!

Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2012 05:32 PM (mjR67)

156 I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2012 05:32 PM (2scCK)

157 Cards over Giants 6-0 in the fourth.

Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 14, 2012 05:32 PM (Sptt8)

158 "Is it possible the two utes . . ."

"Did you say utes?"

"Yeah, two utes."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:32 PM (kFnmp)

159 garret, Dearborn was a nice Michigan city before it was taken over by muzzies and sharia law.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2012 05:32 PM (VYmSE)

160 >>> I didn't know that Arlen Specter died today.

Last time I saw him, I thought he'd been dead several years already.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2012 05:32 PM (84w+B)

161 hi all
yay Maggie the Chemist is on the ONT
thanx for that Maet

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2012 05:32 PM (d/5qf)

162 man- Rodgers puts heat on the ball just like Elway did

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 05:33 PM (8sCoq)

163 Specter died? No shit.

Posted by: R. Joe misses summer, can't wait for November at October 14, 2012 05:33 PM (PD2ad)

164 (Taking photos.)  "Hey Wang, it's a parking lot!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:33 PM (kFnmp)

165 Obi Wan? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:33 PM (+XD7n)

166 Rambo First Blood Part 1 should be on the list

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 14, 2012 05:33 PM (jucos)

167 6-0 Cardinals.....just sayin'.
----------------

Tami, I sure would rather see them get into the Series than San Francisco.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 14, 2012 05:33 PM (P6QsQ)

168 Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

Posted by: Patrick Bateman at October 14, 2012 05:33 PM (/YJYi)

169 "You gonna pull that pistol or whistle Dixie?"

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2012 05:33 PM (6o4Fb)

170 98 Tombstone
 
Shit, jewells beat me to it.
 
So I would pick, generically, all of the Clint Eastwood characters but specifically Dirty Harry Callahan. Yeah, I'm cheating a bit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 05:33 PM (ccXZP)

171 168 Yeah,and than we found out it was all of 18 years.

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2012 05:34 PM (6o4Fb)

172 Packers are up by two  touchdowns.  Just sayin'.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 14, 2012 05:34 PM (P6QsQ)

173 In the UK, solicitors see clients while barristers argue cases in court.  The two used to be entirely separate, but recently it's possible to be both.

Posted by: Mark Clark at October 14, 2012 05:34 PM (Dll6b)

174 Arlen is probably Teddy's fluffier in hell.

Posted by: mpfs at October 14, 2012 05:34 PM (Mkhiu)

175 I will be up for a spelling bee, jewells45, but I know my iPad will be on the other team.

Posted by: Kalneva at October 14, 2012 05:34 PM (cQmXn)

176 I've got two guns, one for each of ya.

Posted by: Doc Holliday at October 14, 2012 05:34 PM (/YJYi)

177

Billy Madison -

 

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine. 

Posted by: Cheri at October 14, 2012 05:35 PM (EAgmr)

178 Back to the Future is good for quotes, too.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:35 PM (+XD7n)

179 >> Rambo First Blood Part 1 should be on the list I agree.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at October 14, 2012 05:35 PM (AzDzi)

180 I love this story: http://hillbuzz.org/have-you-heard-the-story-about-mitt-romneys-park-city-utah-home-37508 We need more people like him in higher office. Progressives are just blowing smoke at this point.

Posted by: The Ghost of Flannery O'Connor at October 14, 2012 05:35 PM (mMtFx)

181 jewells45, I've been on site at a project and just goofing on stuff I already know, not really practicing guitar either. But I found a nice Takimini for $60 in a Brownsville pawn shop so that was nice.

Posted by: Mr. Dave in SPI at October 14, 2012 05:35 PM (wNJ9D)

182 No more yanky my wanky.  The Donger need food. 

Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2012 05:35 PM (mjR67)

183 New Blog Post: The Disclamation of Obama "Â…like rats from a sinking ship "The recent hullabaloo over government subsidization of NPR and PBS has achieved new levels of stupidity. In response to Mitt RomneyÂ’s statement at the first Presidential debate that perhaps we shouldnÂ’t borrow from the Communist Chinese in order to give corporate welfare to TV and radio stations, the Obama campaign put out on of the silliest campaign commercials to come from a major party Presidential nominee. "The folks behind Sesame Street have responded by distancing themselves from Obama, and asked that he not drag them into the campaign (despite, of course, cheering on the candidate who would fork over the cash). While it is possible that this is due to Obama having sold the Sesame Street gang some skunk choom, it is more likely that the taint of the Obama campaign is now no longer limited to politicians who are suddenly regretting having anything to do with ObamaÂ’s policies. "This comes on the heals of the AARP, whose main line of business seems to be selling healthcare plans, have also stepped back in horror when Obama, during the first Presidential debate, gave them a big rhetorical hug and practically declared them both to be BFFs. "For those who can feel not guilt, shame may oft work in its stead." More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=169  .

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2012 05:36 PM (sZTYJ)

184 Just got here. Am I the first to ask who is the friend of TFG, with the porn mustache? Is a gay porn scandal coming?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2012 05:36 PM (VYmSE)

185 (Singing) "Fat guy in little coat . .  ."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:36 PM (kFnmp)

186 For the record, Felix Baumgartner was falling at 834 mph, which is supersonic

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 05:36 PM (8sCoq)

187 I saw a bumper sticker today: "Keep Obama in President He gave us a phone" It was in Obama colors with the font of other Obama stickers. Very funny.

Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 05:36 PM (RIg+t)

188 Weird Science is a good one.  "I didn't think it was a whale's dick, honey."

Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2012 05:37 PM (mjR67)

189 Did Jeter find the tripwire that ARod placed in the infield yesterday?

Posted by: dwagyak at October 14, 2012 05:37 PM (fhcrm)

190 Spank me! No, spank me!

Posted by: Castle Anthrax at October 14, 2012 05:37 PM (u82oZ)

191 Romney was heard after the debate quoting Doc Holliday in Tombstone," I am your huckleberry" and " he couldn't bear the strain."

Posted by: hugostiglitz at October 14, 2012 05:37 PM (xJqGb)

192 "And we're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:38 PM (kFnmp)

193 PPP is a democrat propaganda organ.  Ignore them.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 14, 2012 05:38 PM (wR+pz)

194 "I saw a bumper sticker today: "Keep Obama in President He gave us a phone" It was in Obama colors with the font of other Obama stickers. Very funny. Posted by: USA at October 14, 2012 09:36 PM (RIg+t)" I saw an Obama/Biden sign posted just outside a cemetery the other day. Either someone lacks a sense of irony or else is a Level 5 Troll.

Posted by: The Ghost of Flannery O'Connor at October 14, 2012 05:38 PM (mMtFx)

195 Just got here. Am I the first to ask who is the friend of TFG, with the porn mustache? Is a gay porn scandal coming? Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2012 09:36 PM (VYmSE) --------------------------------------------------- That is Chico, from Chico and the Man.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 14, 2012 05:38 PM (jucos)

196 Skin that smokewagon and see what happens.

Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2012 05:39 PM (mjR67)

197
this has SO many applications!


"I know I'm a prima donna, hell I can admit it.  What I can't stand about Monty is that he won't."

I love this line because it's the same attitude that conservatives have about the MSM and the left.  We know that we're partisan, we can admit it.

Posted by: Alex at October 14, 2012 05:39 PM (HwgHt)

198 6 what is the black hole.

Posted by: grease monkey at October 14, 2012 05:59 PM (VSWPU)


RACIST!

Posted by: Mochelle at October 14, 2012 05:39 PM (wR+pz)

199 Get to dah choppah!

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:39 PM (+XD7n)

200 I think all mine have been mentioned, but just within my realm, the ones we quote most are Big Lebowski, Vacation (both regular and Christmas), Pulp Fiction and Tombstone. Oh and Full Metal Jacket, R.L. Ermey lines exclusively.

Posted by: Kalneva at October 14, 2012 05:39 PM (cQmXn)

201 Deja Vu all over again.

Posted by: grease monkey at October 14, 2012 05:39 PM (VSWPU)

202 Chump don't want no help, chump don't GET da help.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 05:40 PM (AzDzi)

203 Tami, I sure would rather see them get into the Series than San Francisco.

=====================


San Francisco is gonna be an unhappy city tonight if the Giants lose too.

Posted by: Tami at October 14, 2012 05:40 PM (X6akg)

204 "Sir, does this mean that Ann-Margret's not coming?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:40 PM (kFnmp)

205 Oh, stewardess, I speak jive!

Posted by: Beaver Cleaver's mom at October 14, 2012 05:41 PM (bAGA/)

206 "Charlie don't surf!"

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2012 05:41 PM (6o4Fb)

207

Dave.. I haven't heard of that one.  Do you play acoustic or electric?

 

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 14, 2012 05:41 PM (1hNQS)

208 Speaking of quotable film, what was the riff Thatcher did off the Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch? (Yes it was from the TV show but showed up in their first film too.)

Posted by: sistrum at October 14, 2012 05:42 PM (SUlmX)

209 Me love you long time. Um, I'm quoting that from a movie. Just sayin'.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:42 PM (+XD7n)

210 186 TPH,
 
Biden mentioned AARP too. If that doesn't give you peeps still paying your AARP memberships a clue, you're NOT paying attention.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 05:42 PM (ccXZP)

211 Does anyone else quote "Major League?"

Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2012 05:42 PM (mjR67)

212 While watching The Walking Dead, the ad Morgan Freeman voiced for Obama aired. CW Jr said, "I've lost all respect for him now."

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 14, 2012 05:42 PM (5J54Q)

213 *marks 'Sockpuppet  Hall  Of  Fame'  off  bucket  list* 

Posted by: Meremortal at October 14, 2012 05:42 PM (1Y+hH)

214 You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 14, 2012 05:42 PM (1hNQS)

215 I was listening to some talk radio show. One of the less familiar ones. anyway this woman called in and said she attended some meeting with Biden and said that he is just like the way we saw him in the debate, obnoxious, loud, and interrupts. So it wasn't a strategy, he's just an asshole.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2012 05:42 PM (VYmSE)

216

Now that I think about it  most of the good quotes from Gone  With the Wind  apply to Obama. 

 

The  bad  economy:  "I won't think about it today,  I'll  think about   it  tomorrow." 

War on Terrorism:  "Fiddle-dee-dee! War, war, war; this war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring."

Taxes on the middle class and small businesses:  "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

 Election  Day:   "I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over."

Obama  With Michelle:  "Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar."

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 14, 2012 05:42 PM (g2eQp)

217 After 42 seconds of descent, Baumgartner had reached his maximum velocity—an unverified 1,342 kilometres per hour (834 mph).[5] Within two minutes, he appeared to enter an uncontrolled spin which, if uncorrected, could have been fatal.[4][6] Baumgartner successfully righted the spin, though in a later press conference he likened the fall in the suit to "swimming without feeling the water" as he could not feel the air to give him a sense of direction.[9] He later revealed that he had an abort switch that would have allowed deployment of a drogue parachute which would have arrested the spin, but use of it would have meant that achieving any speed records would be impossible.[4]

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 05:42 PM (8sCoq)

218 "Its good to be the king."

Posted by: mpfs at October 14, 2012 05:42 PM (Mkhiu)

219

'You cannot have ze duck. Do you think with a financial statement like zis you can have ze duck?'

(chef) : 'He can have ze chicken.'

'You can have ze chicken.'

Posted by: LA Story at October 14, 2012 05:43 PM (s9toL)

220 "Heywood leads the league in all offensive categories, including nose hair!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:43 PM (kFnmp)

221 Is anybody else watching Walking Dead?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 14, 2012 05:43 PM (DoZD+)

222 Captain.. lol.. my husband said pretty much the same thing.  He said.. what the fuck has happened to that guy?

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 14, 2012 05:43 PM (1hNQS)

223 "Hail to the King, baby."

Posted by: akornzombie at October 14, 2012 05:44 PM (RTRO5)

224 I assume the ban on TOP GUN quotes is still in effect

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 05:44 PM (8sCoq)

225 Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:44 PM (+XD7n)

226 No Walking Dead spoilers!

Posted by: Adam at October 14, 2012 05:45 PM (/YJYi)

227 "This . . . IS MY BOOMSTICK!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:45 PM (kFnmp)

228 I particularly like when we're fuckin things up and my friend says "this is like play in' cards with my sister's kids."

Posted by: Kalneva at October 14, 2012 05:45 PM (cQmXn)

229 Is anybody else watching Walking Dead? Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 14, 2012 09:43 PM (DoZD+) I'll watch it tomorrow on Amazon.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:45 PM (+XD7n)

230 Obama's involvement with the Climate Exchange.
http://goo.gl/fBTC2
Grab a ValuRite, and go down memory lane....
Also, never forget to remind a Progressive, when Presnit GolfsAlot got his 3am call, he got busy. Busy fundraising that is.

Posted by: political correctness czar at October 14, 2012 05:45 PM (Dg0NY)

231 "Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2012 05:45 PM (6o4Fb)

232 "Jones, where will I find another adversary of my caliber?"

"Try the local sewer."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:45 PM (kFnmp)

233 Your friends  might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 14, 2012 05:46 PM (1hNQS)

234 221  Pretty much all of Mel Brooks' work is quotable.  "Give to Oedipus.  Hey, mutha fucka." 

Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2012 05:46 PM (mjR67)

235 "Hat for bat.  Keep bat warm.  Gracias!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:46 PM (kFnmp)

236 I'll have the lot.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:46 PM (+XD7n)

237 Office Space gets lots of use.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2012 05:46 PM (84w+B)

238 220 - I was trying to watch the video but they are not public but private?

Posted by: Cheri at October 14, 2012 05:46 PM (EAgmr)

239 "What part of Ethiopia are you from?"

"175th Street."

- History of the World, Part 1

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:47 PM (kFnmp)

240 'You're from Queens!?  We're from Queens!'

Posted by: Prince Akeem at October 14, 2012 05:47 PM (s9toL)

241 No spoilers, but yeah, I'm watching with CW Jr. I'll just say he's very happy with the episode so far.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 14, 2012 05:47 PM (5J54Q)

242

but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be?
Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 09:16 PM (8sCoq) <br>

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Airplane

Posted by: stillers at October 14, 2012 05:47 PM (J3Qzb)

243 "Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking.  Just a moment . . . "  (Repeated.)

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:47 PM (kFnmp)

244 So many good lines in Casablanca. Heck every line in the movie is quotable. I do love it when Major Strasser asks Rick what nationality he is an Rick responds "I'm a drunk." Then Renault says something like "that makes Rick a citizen of the world." Also when Renault asks Rick what brought him to Casablanca. He tells Renault he came to take the waters for his health. Renault but there are no waters around here and Rick then says"I was misinformed". It's the way Bogart just tosses it off. What an actor he was

Posted by: Tuna at October 14, 2012 05:48 PM (M/TDA)

245 Can we dance wif your dates?

Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 05:48 PM (5H6zj)

246 214 Does anyone else quote "Major League?" Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2012 09:42 PM (mjR67) "Stay away from her" "Suck my dick" And don't forget The Blues Brothers "We have both kinds. Country AND Western!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2012 05:48 PM (cVp3e)

247 Bull Durham.  Best movie about baseball ever made and eminently quotable.

"Hit the mascot."

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at October 14, 2012 05:48 PM (dcoFe)

248 Don't get saucy with me Bernaise!

Posted by: mpfs at October 14, 2012 05:49 PM (Mkhiu)

249 Obama is like Jake Blues, re: Benghazi.

"There was an earthquake.  Locusts.  A terrible fire.  IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:49 PM (kFnmp)

250 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 09:47 PM (kFnmp) "Bob? Oh Bob...do I have any -openings this man might -fit?"

Posted by: The Ghost of Flannery O'Connor at October 14, 2012 05:49 PM (mMtFx)

251 Very exciting----as a luggage problem.

Posted by: pep at October 14, 2012 05:49 PM (6TB1Z)

252 "PC Load Letter. What the f*** does that mean?"

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 46% more DOOM! at October 14, 2012 05:50 PM (MrM2k)

253 Oh shit! I forgot Office Space! When any of our office appliances do weird things, I say "PC LOAD LETTER!". No one gets it. Mostly because I'm all by myself in there.

Posted by: Kalneva at October 14, 2012 05:50 PM (cQmXn)

254 251 Bull Durham. Best movie about baseball ever made and eminently quotable. "Rose goes in front big guy."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 14, 2012 05:50 PM (GEICT)

255 One movie for quotables: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Next question.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 14, 2012 05:50 PM (5J54Q)

256 "This is a hip crowd." 

Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2012 05:51 PM (mjR67)

257 You call this a storm?!

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:51 PM (+XD7n)

258 Hey barkeep, Jaboo needs a refill!

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 14, 2012 05:51 PM (Zd/NW)

259 "Bob? Oh Bob...do I have any -openings this man might -fit?"

"He's a eunuch...  He's a eunuch...  That man is DEAD!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:51 PM (kFnmp)

260

Remember, time to make the list of people that you will ask if they voted yet on 11/6. 

 

If we get out the vote, we will win. 

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 14, 2012 05:51 PM (zLp5I)

261 "From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat."

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at October 14, 2012 05:52 PM (dcoFe)

262 We're on a mission  from  God.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 14, 2012 05:52 PM (1Y+hH)

263 Most quaoted

That'll do, pig

after

Fuck you, asshole.

Posted by: sTevo at October 14, 2012 05:52 PM (VMcEw)

264 221 Pretty much all of Mel Brooks' work is quotable. "Give to Oedipus. Hey, mutha fucka." Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2012 09:46 PM (mjR67) say what you will about motherfuckers they apparently have some redeeming qualities. Anytime someone has been working hard I always hear them say "I have been working like a mtherfucker on this earnings model."

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 14, 2012 05:52 PM (Z9EHQ)

265 So why was Barry wearing a wedding ring in college?

Posted by: Composite girlfriend at October 14, 2012 05:52 PM (zHPKG)

266 "That's Jake Taylor, used to be a helluva player.  I wish we had him two years ago."

"We did."

"Four years, then."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:52 PM (kFnmp)

267 some days, this is how I feel

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073629/quotes?qt=qt0437268

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2012 05:52 PM (d/5qf)

268 Remember, time to make the list of people that you will ask if theyvoted yet on 11/6. If we get out the vote, we will win. Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 14, 2012 09:51 PM (zLp5I) I live near SF. It's a very short list.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:53 PM (+XD7n)

269 Holy shit boys. We got us a natural disaster.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 14, 2012 05:53 PM (GEICT)

270 HoboJerky must be young. That really was an actual thing, back in the day. It was a prompt to put more paper in. Really. But it could just as easily mean something else, hence the joke.

Posted by: Kalneva at October 14, 2012 05:53 PM (cQmXn)

271 I'm sure these have all been mentioned, but in no particular order: Full Metal Jacket, Princess Bride, Caddy Shack, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs. Dark horse mentions: We Were Soldiers, Heartbreak Ridge

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 14, 2012 05:53 PM (CJwi5)

272 When it's time to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

Posted by: Tuco at October 14, 2012 05:53 PM (1Y+hH)

273 My favorite quotable movie is Princess bride. "Idon't think that word means what you think it means." He's not dead ,he's only mostly dead.."  "I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 14, 2012 05:53 PM (9+ccr)

274 We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted by: mpfs at October 14, 2012 05:53 PM (Mkhiu)

275 "Wow, something that goes that far outghta have a goddamn stewardess on it, dontcha think?" - Crash Davis

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:53 PM (kFnmp)

276 Billie Piper http://tinyurl.com/8lmk9kh Posted by: Jamie at October 14, 2012 09:10 PM (4ckuD) Rose was the WORST Doctor Who companion EVER. Even worse than Peri. Piper couldn't act to save her life.

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2012 05:53 PM (sZTYJ)

277 Okay, fine then.  Ace or somebody needs to set a date for when we CAN talk about The Walking Dead.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 14, 2012 05:54 PM (DoZD+)

278 Good, bad......I'm the guy with the gun.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2012 05:54 PM (ZdHrP)

279 You're gonna need a bigger boat. Stop playing with yourself, Hooper!

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:54 PM (+XD7n)

280 A great, highly quotable movie is "The Big Bang". Good stuff. Simon Kestral: "The reason we are here is to find out how we are here. What is the trick? What is the divine mechanism that gives form and substance to all things? Any other questions are a waste of fucking time. This is the only worthwhile pursuit in the universe, bro." ------------------------- Ned Cruz: He's a white dwarf gone supernova.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 05:54 PM (X3lox)

281 "Ray, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!"

Posted by: Alex at October 14, 2012 05:54 PM (HwgHt)

282 274 HoboJerky must be young. That really was an actual thing, back in the day. It was a prompt to put more paper in. Really. But it could just as easily mean something else, hence the joke. Posted by: Kalneva at October 14, 2012 09:53 PM (cQmXn) I'm quoting the movie.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 46% more DOOM! at October 14, 2012 05:55 PM (MrM2k)

283 "Yes, it's true.  This man has no dick."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:55 PM (kFnmp)

284 I've got your beer. Do you want me to pour it, Frank?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 05:55 PM (AzDzi)

285

I like it when guys do the        Karl/Sling Blade

"Mhm" thingy.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 14, 2012 05:55 PM (y2Ojs)

286 Good news, Giants fans. San Fran scored four so far in the fourth! The Cards better not choke. 6-4

Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 14, 2012 05:55 PM (Sptt8)

287 "Also a new..league..record."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 14, 2012 05:55 PM (GEICT)

288 So why was Barry wearing a wedding ring in college?

Posted by: Composite girlfriend at October 14, 2012 09:52 PM (zHPKG)

 

 

He was married(?)

Posted by: Meremortal, playing innocent at October 14, 2012 05:55 PM (1Y+hH)

289 Moolti-pass.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:56 PM (+XD7n)

290 "We don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!"

Posted by: The Ghost of Flannery O'Connor at October 14, 2012 05:56 PM (mMtFx)

291 "We're sending out a negotiator!"

(Shoots alien.)

"Anyone else want to negotiate?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:56 PM (kFnmp)

292 Political Hat: Who's the best Doctor's companion, IMO? I'll always have a place in my heart for Sarah Jane Smith.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 14, 2012 05:57 PM (5J54Q)

293 FYI, little bugs like wine more than beer. Nother good thing about beer.

Posted by: Kalneva at October 14, 2012 05:57 PM (cQmXn)

294 Four Lions is great for quotes, too. Brother Barry: You can't win an argument just by being right.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 05:57 PM (X3lox)

295 There's no crying in baseball!

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:57 PM (+XD7n)

296 "Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that will turn you white."

Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2012 05:57 PM (mjR67)

297 Some calls it a kaiser blade, but I calls it a sling blade, mmm-hrrrmmm.

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 14, 2012 05:57 PM (CJwi5)

298 Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I don't care.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 14, 2012 05:57 PM (jucos)

299 My favorite scene in Pulp Fiction is quick.  Ving Rhames is crossing in front of Willis, stops, sees him, and mutters, "Motherfucker," before being run over.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:57 PM (kFnmp)

300 Make that, IYO. Sometimes the brain and the fingers, they don't talk, ya know?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 14, 2012 05:58 PM (5J54Q)

301 "When you win 20 in The Show, you can let fungus grow on your shower shoes.  The press'll think you're colorful.  Until you win 20 in The Show, it just means you're a slob."

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at October 14, 2012 05:58 PM (dcoFe)

302 You've lost another submarine?

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 05:58 PM (+XD7n)

303 Oh, stewardess, I speak jive! How bout some Coffee Johnny?? ...NO thanks !

Posted by: Evilpens at October 14, 2012 05:58 PM (ck76k)

304 "Who are you?"

"I'm the player to be named later."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 05:58 PM (kFnmp)

305 Four Lions: Omar: You're confused bro. Waj: I'm not confused brother! I just took picture of my face, and it's deffo not my confused face.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 05:58 PM (X3lox)

306 mpfs.. I seriously laugh my ass off every time I see that scene.  He was so great in that movie.

Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 14, 2012 05:58 PM (1hNQS)

307 "Idiocracy" has had many references from the Marching Morons here.

And "Ghostbusters" certainly gives much valued life advice; because of it I've learned to never cross the streams and that when someone asks if you're a god, answer YES.

Posted by: sistrum at October 14, 2012 05:59 PM (SUlmX)

308 What ain't no country I ever heard of; do they speak English in What ???

Posted by: Mark Clark at October 14, 2012 05:59 PM (Dll6b)

309 Oh, hobo, der, Sorry! I'm adjusting my decoder to "off retard".

Posted by: Kalneva at October 14, 2012 05:59 PM (cQmXn)

310 "America will conquer communism- with the help of God, and a few Marines."

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 05:59 PM (8sCoq)

311 "Private Pyle, you are definitely born-again hard."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 06:00 PM (kFnmp)

312 This is for eman if he's around-it pertains to yesterday night's back and forth between "aircraft carrier" and "B2"
http://tinyurl.com/9juvh74

Posted by: Methos at October 14, 2012 06:00 PM (6LvlL)

313 A keyboard. How quaint.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:00 PM (+XD7n)

314 "You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece."

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 06:01 PM (8sCoq)

315 I'll have what she's having.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 06:01 PM (ccXZP)

316

Spies Like Us has a few great ones.

How did I forget Jaws?  It's in so many other movies... I think the best scene in Clerks is the 'Salsa Shark' scene.

 

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2012 06:01 PM (s9toL)

317 And the greatest, most useful movie quote of all time, from Awakenings: "I'm sorry. If you were right, I'd agree with you."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 06:01 PM (X3lox)

318 Hat: THANK you. I never liked Rose either, especially since the series writers apparently had a huge crush on her. The result was a highly Wesleyized character. She got a lot of unearned adoration.

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 14, 2012 06:01 PM (sB3/i)

319 Ben Domenech @bdomenech RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: Oh wow. RT @Jordanfabian: FIU Hispanic FL voter poll: Obama 51- Romney 44 bit.ly/Rv1aAx Retweeted by CAC

Posted by: Evilpens at October 14, 2012 06:02 PM (ck76k)

320 'Soul brudda too beaucoup"

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 06:02 PM (8sCoq)

321 "fuck this. I quit................what time's batting practice?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 14, 2012 06:02 PM (GEICT)

322 End of the Walking Dead ep: Well. THAT'S gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 14, 2012 06:02 PM (5J54Q)

323 also Trading Places.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2012 06:02 PM (s9toL)

324 Good quotable movies? Reservoir Dogs is a good one: "Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?" Arsenic and Old Lace is another: "Aunt Abby, how can I believe you? There are twelve men down in the cellar and you admit you poisoned them." In response: "Yes, I did. But you don't think I'd stoop to telling a fib."

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2012 06:02 PM (sZTYJ)

325 Felix Baumgartner's record-breaking jump has already been re-created in Lego: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFU774q6eVM&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: rickl at October 14, 2012 06:03 PM (sdi6R)

326 damn- I inadvertently turned this into  a movie quote thread

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 06:03 PM (8sCoq)

327 Friday..... is Hawaiian shirt day.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 14, 2012 06:03 PM (jucos)

328 Wave good-bye to your buddies, Mayonnaise!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 06:03 PM (AzDzi)

329 "Let me tell you what Like A Virgin was about.  It's all about dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick."

"How many dicks is that?"

"A lot."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 06:04 PM (kFnmp)

330 Ben Domenech @bdomenech
RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: Oh wow. RT @Jordanfabian: FIU Hispanic FL voter poll: Obama 51- Romney 44 bit.ly/Rv1aAx
Retweeted by CAC


Big mo for Obama given the previous poll showed Romney up 48-44 among hispanics.

Posted by: Methos doing the troll sockpuppet thing without the clever sockpuppet at October 14, 2012 06:04 PM (6LvlL)

331 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2vkiLHiTcY

I'll be watching you.

Posted by: sTevo at October 14, 2012 06:04 PM (VMcEw)

332 Political Hat: Who's the best Doctor's companion, IMO? I'll always have a place in my heart for Sarah Jane Smith. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 14, 2012 09:57 PM (5J54Q) My top 5 are: The Brigadier Jamie Zoe Turlough Ace (not our Ace, the one with Nitro 9 and boobies)

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2012 06:05 PM (sZTYJ)

333 "I like you.  I'm gonna let you come to my house and fuck my sister."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 14, 2012 06:05 PM (gA69l)

334 Two federal agents showed up at HughesÂ’ home on Thursday and asked her if she has said, "I will never support Obama and he will wind up dead on a hospital floor." Posted by: Y-not at October 14, 2012 09:17 PM (5H6zj) This won't happen if you don't hire SS Agents from fucking McDonalds employment lines. Obama voted against a bill to prevent babies being left to die (possibly on hospital floors/counters) after being born. Anyone with two brain cells to rub together could figure that "mess" out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 06:06 PM (bxiXv)

335 Wasn't Maggie Thatcher part of Monty Python in the 70's? Posted by: Gerald Gashgrinder at October 14, 2012 09:17 PM (Ho6UX) She was not only a chemist and crystallographer, she got her masters under a Nobel laureate AND I believe Thatcher was on some chemistry related patents as well.

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2012 06:06 PM (sZTYJ)

336

End of the Walking Dead ep:

Well. THAT'S gonna leave a mark.

 

 

 

 

 

My daughter called it.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 14, 2012 06:06 PM (DoZD+)

337 Thank you       DC in Towson

Posted by: concrete girl at October 14, 2012 06:06 PM (y2Ojs)

338 They can bill me.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:06 PM (+XD7n)

339 In that group shot Bogie's head looks to large for his body in comparison to the head/body proportions of the other men.

Posted by: obie doobie at October 14, 2012 06:07 PM (Q2wni)

340 What a weird way to open the season.

Posted by: Zakn at October 14, 2012 06:07 PM (zyaZ1)

341 The greatest men of the 20th century, according to Leftists (in no particular order): Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin, Mao, Ho Chi Minh, Kim Il-Sung, Ghandi, Nelson Mandela, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Howard Zinn, Noam Chomsky, Obama (why not?), Joe "Gd Awful" Biden, etc. Later. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 14, 2012 09:25 PM (QEfsO) Aren't you forgetting someone?

Posted by: Alfred Kinsey, child molestation advocate at October 14, 2012 06:07 PM (sZTYJ)

342 She was not only a chemist and crystallographer, she got her masters under a Nobel laureate AND I believe Thatcher was on some chemistry related patents as well. Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2012 10:06 PM (sZTYJ) Man, if she solved crystal structures back in the 50's and 60's, damn.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:08 PM (+XD7n)

343 More Four Lions lines: Barry: Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic. Barry: They'll pump you full of Viagra. Make you fuck a dog! You'll end up on YouTube, blowing Lassie in a ditch! Sniper 1: [into walkie-talkie] The bear is down. Repeat, the bear is down. [to other sniper] Sniper 1: We got the bear. Sniper 2: I think that's a Wookie. That's a Wookie! Sniper 1: No it's not! It's a bear! Sniper 2: [into walkie-talkie] Is a Wookie a bear, Control? (Of course, this quote is not allowed on AoS, except for demonstration purposes)

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 06:08 PM (X3lox)

344 "Another Quaalude, and she'll be mine again."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 06:08 PM (AzDzi)

345 The greatest men of the 20th century, according to Leftists (in no particular order): Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin, Mao, Ho Chi Minh, Kim Il-Sung, Ghandi, Nelson Mandela, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Howard Zinn, Noam Chomsky, Obama (why not?), Joe "Gd Awful" Biden, etc. Later. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 14, 2012 09:25 PM (QEfsO) Hey, I was so good with my child rearing advice, my kid committed suicide!

Posted by: Dr. Spock at October 14, 2012 06:08 PM (sZTYJ)

346 Rocco: I'll tip her.

Posted by: sTevo at October 14, 2012 06:09 PM (VMcEw)

347 If I'm not mistaken Thatcher was a starfleet  captain   aboard the Voyager  prior to Captain Janeway taking over.  But I could be wrong. 

Posted by: obie doobie at October 14, 2012 06:09 PM (Q2wni)

348 I forgot about "Uncle Buck."  "Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.  Good day to you, madame."

Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2012 06:09 PM (mjR67)

349 336 I haven't yet been able to see any of Doctors Six and Seven. I've seen some of each of the rest. Are there any of the New Who companions who are at least OK in your view? Donna Noble was the best of the new set for me, followed by the Ponds.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 14, 2012 06:09 PM (5J54Q)

350 "Airplane"

Posted by: Soona at October 14, 2012 06:09 PM (5ePfR)

351 Is that you Joker? .Full Metal Jacket #1 for movie quotes

Posted by: gmannyc at October 14, 2012 06:09 PM (6xwwj)

352 That's not a knife. This is a knife.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:10 PM (+XD7n)

353 Goodfellas is high on my list as well

Posted by: gmannyc at October 14, 2012 06:11 PM (6xwwj)

354

@354 "Airplane" 

 

Choo-choo

Posted by: Joey Biden at October 14, 2012 06:11 PM (Q2wni)

355 >>> Obama voted against a bill to prevent babies being left to die (possibly on hospital floors/counters) after being born

I  thought he sponsored a bill to make sure that a second "doctor" would be brought in to finish the job after the first one fucked it up.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2012 06:11 PM (84w+B)

356 I'm so tired.  Tired of playing the game.  Tired of men coming and going and going and coming always too soon. - Lily Von Schtump


Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 14, 2012 06:11 PM (he2LC)

357 Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:11 PM (+XD7n)

358 Walking Dead is on again, if anybody cares.  We need a thread.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 14, 2012 06:11 PM (DoZD+)

359 330 >> damn- I inadvertently turned this into a movie quote thread
 
Are you not entertained?!

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 06:11 PM (ccXZP)

360 Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Posted by: stillers at October 14, 2012 06:11 PM (J3Qzb)

361 I like to watch.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 06:11 PM (AzDzi)

362 damn- I inadvertently turned this into a movie quote thread

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 10:03 PM (8sCoq)

 

And let that be a lesson to ya. EV-rybody's got to get inta th' act.

Posted by: Jimmy Durante at October 14, 2012 06:11 PM (1Y+hH)

363 Bad dates.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:12 PM (+XD7n)

364 This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Admiral Josh Painter at October 14, 2012 06:12 PM (5Vuz/)

365 @364 Yes! Very much.

Posted by: Joey Biden at October 14, 2012 06:12 PM (Q2wni)

366 Last one...

Reg. What Jesus blatantly fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem

Posted by: sTevo at October 14, 2012 06:12 PM (VMcEw)

367 Is that you Joker? .Full Metal Jacket #1 for movie quotes Posted by: gmannyc at October 14, 2012 10:09 PM (6xwwj) Most of Kubrick's stuff has good quotes. A Clockwork Orange, 2001, and Dr. Strangelove in particular.

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2012 06:12 PM (sZTYJ)

368 it's only waffer theen

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at October 14, 2012 06:12 PM (0It32)

369 We don't get Walking Dead Threads anymore :/

Posted by: Zakn at October 14, 2012 06:12 PM (zyaZ1)

370 Now go get your fucking shine box

Posted by: Billy Bats at October 14, 2012 06:13 PM (/YJYi)

371 More spotty sightings of Obama stickers. One said "99% for Obama 2012"; couldn't be sure if that was an Occupy reference or the latest PPP poll.

I haven't seen a single Romney sticker except for one spotted in Bluff, Utah whilst on vacation. But his signs are displayed on walls and windows and front yards, and I've seen none for Obama. We may be wary of cars getting keyed, considering how many potentially hostile territories they may traverse, but when it comes to the home field we're saying it loud and proud.

One large sign I saw draped on the side of a commercial building right by the 405:

Romney Ryan 2012
Let's not reward BAD BEHAVIOR

Posted by: sistrum at October 14, 2012 06:13 PM (SUlmX)

372
You talkin' to me
?

Posted by: Travis Bickle at October 14, 2012 06:13 PM (PlCer)

373 Repo Man.

"Look at those assholes, ordinary fucking people. I hate 'em... See, an ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations."

"What about our relationship?"/"Fuck that."/"I'm glad I tortured you."

"Let's go do some crimes."/"Let's get sushi and not pay."

"You say our names, we're going to have to kill all these people, Archie."

"I don't allow no Commies in my car...no Christians, either!"

Posted by: little miss spellcheck at October 14, 2012 06:13 PM (a5ljo)

374 Wasn't Maggie Thatcher part of Monty Python in the 70's? Posted by: Gerald Gashgrinder at October 14, 2012 09:17 PM (Ho6UX) She was featured in the "Spot the Loonie" bit back when she was Minister of Education back in the Heath government, iirc.

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2012 06:13 PM (sZTYJ)

375 "Surely you can't be serious?!  I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."

Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2012 06:13 PM (mjR67)

376 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Posted by: stillers at October 14, 2012 06:13 PM (J3Qzb)

377 No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:13 PM (+XD7n)

378 WTF Michigan?
Fuck Islam.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2012 08:53 PM (2scCK)

---------------------------------

 

 

 

   Don't put all this on Michigan.  I don't care where you are - anyplace where muslims are more than a couple percent of the population, this is what you get.  Without exceptions.  They are trash, universally, everywhere.  Allowing muslims to be police or soldiers is the worst thing you can do.  There is not one place on earth that contains a productive, peaceful, useful muslim population.  They are parasites, and our failure to treat them as such means that we will see more of this every year going forward.  All we can do is pray that they get cocky and go for over-reach before it's too late.  Only then might we perhaps have the stone to do that which must be done.

 

 

  

Posted by: Reactionary at October 14, 2012 06:14 PM (jfeoD)

379 Open the pod bay door please, Hal.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2012 06:14 PM (d/5qf)

380 Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted by: stillers at October 14, 2012 06:14 PM (J3Qzb)

381

It dosn't matter if they're true or not... those are the things worth believing in...

Posted by: Second Hand Lions at October 14, 2012 06:14 PM (lZBBB)

382 Caddy Shack & Stripes

Posted by: gmannyc at October 14, 2012 06:14 PM (6xwwj)

383 Taken: "I believe you. But it isn't going to save you ..." "Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh ..........."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 06:15 PM (X3lox)

384 Airplane was actually a remake (well a parody) of a 50's movie with Dana Andrews(Capt Ted Stryker!).I think it was called Zero Hour.The plot is the same.

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2012 06:16 PM (6o4Fb)

385 Baby, you is SO talented...and they is so DUMB!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 14, 2012 06:16 PM (5J54Q)

386 "First   prize  is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're  fired."

Posted by: Glengarry Glenn Close at October 14, 2012 06:16 PM (Q2wni)

387 Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 06:16 PM (ccXZP)

388

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone. Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone

Posted by: stillers at October 14, 2012 06:17 PM (J3Qzb)

389 322 Hat: THANK you. I never liked Rose either, especially since the series writers apparently had a huge crush on her. The result was a highly Wesleyized character. She got a lot of unearned adoration.

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 14, 2012 10:01 PM (sB3/i)


Piper has a mouth only a dentist and Julia Roberts could love.


As for me, River Song is my favorite of his companions.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 14, 2012 06:17 PM (Zd/NW)

390 Airplane was actually a remake (well a parody) of a 50's movie with Dana Andrews(Capt Ted Stryker!).I think it was called Zero Hour.The plot is the same. Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2012 10:16 PM (6o4Fb) I think they took dialogue from the Dana Andrews movie and used it in Airplane. It all depends on how you say it, I guess.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:17 PM (+XD7n)

391 Cancel the scraps for the lepers and orphans, and call off Christmas!

Posted by: The Sherif.... at October 14, 2012 06:17 PM (lZBBB)

392

Obama is going to go all Ghetto on Ann Romney's horse in the next debate.

Because we elected him and gave him a 200 million dollar jet.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 14, 2012 06:18 PM (6/bOE)

393 "You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before"  -- Pirates of the Caribbean

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 06:18 PM (U6/KF)

394 "Remember when I promised to kill you last?  I lied." 

Posted by: Commando at October 14, 2012 06:18 PM (mjR67)

395 I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

Posted by: Hal at October 14, 2012 06:18 PM (1Y+hH)

396 Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.

Posted by: stillers at October 14, 2012 06:18 PM (J3Qzb)

397 213 When I get a mailing from AARP I make a point of writing a message on the card that let's them know i will never join because they turned themselves political when the.pushed Obamacare. It gives me joy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2012 06:18 PM (VYmSE)

398 I'm watching Dr. Who now. I *never* get people's top doctor / top companion lists. I guess that's why it's good there's such variety. Turlough? My God. One-note backstabbing whiner.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 06:19 PM (bxiXv)

399 All I know is, I finally get to kill somebody.

Posted by: Psycho at October 14, 2012 06:19 PM (/YJYi)

400 Give me Hamm on five and hold the Mayo.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:19 PM (+XD7n)

401 Did you get me my cheese whiz boy ?

Posted by: Elwood at October 14, 2012 06:20 PM (dvLAs)

402 I keep getting mail from AARP even though I'm not even close...I send it all back empty just to waste their money. 

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 06:20 PM (U6/KF)

403 #3 [359 comments] 'Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney' I doubt there was a cogent thought in among them.

Posted by: toby928© at October 14, 2012 06:20 PM (QupBk)

404 He can beat most men with his breath.

Where's Major Kong?

Posted by: DaveA at October 14, 2012 06:20 PM (wcjj2)

405 Claude Raines was the man, he was such a great actor and so suave. He was too short to be a leading man, sadly and I think was underappreciated by Hollywood.
Then again, because he wasn't a leading man type he got a huge variety of roles and was brilliant in them all.
And I'd die for a kiss from Ingrid Bergman. Simply the most beautiful woman of her era of beautiful women.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 06:20 PM (AeC6r)

406 What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? - The Lion King

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 06:21 PM (U6/KF)

407 Demolition man: "Wait a minute, this is the future. Where are all the phaser guns?" "We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!" "Murder, Death, Kill" "He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!" "Rat? This is a rat burger? Not bad! Matter of fact this is the best burger I've had in years!" "That's who you remind me of: an evil Mr. Rogers!" "Oh, my. Are all bodily fluid transfers like this?"

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2012 06:22 PM (sZTYJ)

408 Good Luck Storming the castle.

You think that it'll work?

It'll take a miracle.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 14, 2012 06:22 PM (he2LC)

409

I liked Martha until she got too preachy.  Donna Noble is my favorite.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 14, 2012 06:22 PM (DoZD+)

410 409 Ingrid(who was married at the time) got knocked up by her Director while making a movie about a Saint!(Joan of Arc)

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2012 06:22 PM (6o4Fb)

411 There are shows/movies I would quote from a *lot* more except people don't get it. Like Red Dwarf or Red vs. Blue. Or Sledge Hammer.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 06:23 PM (bxiXv)

412 I believe the Dearborn incident happened as described. Michigan is a state that does not apparently value non-Arab, non-Muslim beliefs. Perhaps it should not be part of the American Union if so.

Posted by: A. at October 14, 2012 06:23 PM (pPYv9)

413 Good?  Bad?... I'm the one with the gun....

Posted by: Ashe.... at October 14, 2012 06:23 PM (lZBBB)

414 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen.
 
(my vote for #1 AoS quoted line in some variant)

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 06:24 PM (ccXZP)

415 OK we'll take the n----s and the chinks.  But not the Irish!

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 14, 2012 06:24 PM (he2LC)

416 Open the pod bay door please, Hal. Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2012 10:14 PM (d/5qf) I'm sorry chemjeff, I can't do that...

Posted by: HAL 9000 at October 14, 2012 06:24 PM (sZTYJ)

417 414 409 Ingrid(who was married at the time) got knocked up by her Director while making a movie about a Saint!(Joan of Arc) Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2012 10:22 PM (6o4Fb) Yeah, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 06:25 PM (bxiXv)

418 Speaking of memorable movie lines, Woody Allen  comedies  and Marx Bros. comedies  offer  some  gems  but I'm  too  lazy  to google them.

Posted by: Glengarry Glenn Close at October 14, 2012 06:25 PM (Q2wni)

419 >Are you not entertained?!

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 10:11 PM (ccXZP)



oh hell yes- and I think you can't pick any one movie as a definitive standout as far as dialogue goes- so much good stuff

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 06:25 PM (8sCoq)

420 #3 [359 comments] 'Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney'

I doubt there was a cogent thought in among them.

Posted by: toby928© at October 14, 2012 10:20 PM (QupBk)

 

____    ____     _    __   __   __    _ _   _ _  ____ _  _ _    _   _   _    _ _     _   _

 

A spamming of spamalicious spamalation, I'd call it.

Posted by: The Masked Man Knows at October 14, 2012 06:25 PM (1Y+hH)

421 Oh damnitall. How did I forget the best, most quotable movie ever? Name one thing you're ever gonna need a fookin rope for I'll be back at nine, bury the fucking cat!

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 14, 2012 06:26 PM (CJwi5)

422 I wish Alec Baldwin was like his characters, in real life.

Posted by: Kalneva at October 14, 2012 06:26 PM (cQmXn)

423 Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert

Kryten: Are you absolutely sure, sir? It does mean changing the bulb.

Posted by: Armando at October 14, 2012 06:26 PM (lyStv)

424 Yippy Kai Yah Mother Fucker....

Posted by: Some guy in a sky scraper... at October 14, 2012 06:26 PM (lZBBB)

425 Mr. Takagi, I could talk about industrialization and men's fashion all day, but I'm afraid work must intrude, and my associate, Theo, has some questions for you. Sort of fill-in-the-blanks questions, actually

Posted by: AD at October 14, 2012 06:27 PM (dfVq9)

426 Time to die.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 06:27 PM (AzDzi)

427 When 3 people have sex its called a 3-some, and when 2 people have sex its called a 2-some. Now I understand why they call you HANDsome.

I'm out.

Posted by: sTevo at October 14, 2012 06:27 PM (VMcEw)

428 I don't think The Avengers qualifies as a movie with enough quotable dialogue.  I do have to admit though that I was a little underwhelmed, after everything I had heard about it, until the "Puny god" scene.  That was classic.

Posted by: Adam at October 14, 2012 06:27 PM (/YJYi)

429 Here's a movie and book quote for you (from a famous author): "If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it."

Posted by: notafeminazibutthisistrueyouwankers at October 14, 2012 06:27 PM (W5c4e)

430 "We  all go a little mad  sometimes."

Posted by: Norman Bates at October 14, 2012 06:27 PM (Q2wni)

431 There can be only ONE!.... at least until the sequel...

Posted by: Highlander at October 14, 2012 06:28 PM (lZBBB)

432 >Obama is going to go all Ghetto on Ann Romney's horse in the next debate.


'What does Future FLOTUS' horse have to do with US foreign policy?

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 06:28 PM (8sCoq)

433 Tons of great quotes are found in Other People's Money. TONS. Larry the Liquidator: TRO? Temporary Restaining order. Thank you very much. Some crew I've got. 17 "lawyers" ... on retainer, and you managed to work it out so that in a free market ... a so-called free country, I can't buy some shit-ass stock every other asshole can buy. Congratulations. you're destroying the capitalist system. While everybody else in the world is embracing it, my boys and girls are fucking it up! You know what happens when capitalism gets fucked up? The communists come back! They come out of the bushes. Don't kid yourself. They're waiting in there. But maybe that's not so bad? Because, you know what happens when the commies take over? The first thing they do is shoot all the lawyers!! And if they miss any of you, I'll do it myself!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 06:28 PM (X3lox)

434 and while Fast & Furious is still a major scandal, Benghaziquiddidk looks to be The Scandal that will end Teh JEF's career ..
--

From your lips...

You know why Benghazi is gaining traction where F&F hasn't as much?  Election year timing.  If not for the debates, there wouldn't be an opportunity to force O & Biden to answer questions.

It's a lucky break.  That's what it takes to expose the vast corruption of this regime.  (insert 2 minute media hate here)

Posted by: Mayday at October 14, 2012 06:28 PM (F3s39)

435 Taggart: Send a wire to the main office and tell them I said... [Bart whacks him with a shovel] Taggart: OW! Lyle: [writing] Send wire, main office, tell them I said "ow". Gotcha!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 06:28 PM (AeC6r)

436 My Lord, I have a cunning plan.

Posted by: Baldric at October 14, 2012 06:29 PM (dvLAs)

437 oh wait- I just thought of something


should Romney win...

 I see Ann's horse grazing on Michelle's WH vegetable patch

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 06:29 PM (8sCoq)

438 But here's a quote most of you can relate to and know exactly from where it comes: "You know what I'm sick and tired of, Harry? I'm sick and tired of having to eke my way through life. I'm sick and tired of bein' a nobody. (pause) But most of all,... I'm sick and tired of havin' nobody."

Posted by: notafeminazibutthisistrueyouwankers at October 14, 2012 06:29 PM (W5c4e)

439 "Those pervy little bastards put a webcam in my shower!" - Snow White


...OK, maybe I made that one up...

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 06:29 PM (U6/KF)

440 Oops. Cut off before I could say "coffee is for closers!" Plus he didn't want his baby to be born in Canada.

Posted by: Kalneva at October 14, 2012 06:29 PM (cQmXn)

441 Apology accepted, Captain Neda.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:30 PM (+XD7n)

442 Coke is deader than... dead. Smack's coming back in a big way!

Posted by: eric stoltz at October 14, 2012 06:30 PM (yBF/9)

443 Or Sledge Hammer. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 10:23 PM (bxiXv) "Trust me - I know what I'm doing!" "Do you want to be a part of a clandestine group that rights wrongs through force and aggression?" "No thanks, I'm already a registered Republican"

Posted by: Captain Trunk at October 14, 2012 06:30 PM (sZTYJ)

444 Ok, I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 06:30 PM (AzDzi)

445 "television is the explanation for this. You see this shit in bad television! Crawling through ducts, dropping through ceilings, professionals don't do that shit!" "well, that's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deals with abnormally sized men. Kinda makes me feel like Riverdancing"

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 14, 2012 06:30 PM (CJwi5)

446 Remember, time to make the list of people that you will ask if theyvoted yet on 11/6.
--

It's a good time to check and make sure you have a valid voter registration card.

Posted by: Mayday at October 14, 2012 06:30 PM (F3s39)

447 SIMON: No, I sell cars! That's all! C'mon, I'm not a terrorist. I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun, I'd... HARRY: [Harry takes his gun out and points it in Simon's face] SIMON: [Whining and pleading] Oh God, no, please don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic! [Harry and Gib gave Simon a weird look, then Simon pees his pants] SIMON: Wha, uh, oh God. Would a spy pee himself, huh? Please, I'm not worth a bullet. Oh, mercy sir!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 06:31 PM (AeC6r)

448 I see Ann's horse grazing on Michelle's WH vegetable patch

NO!  Do you want it to get sick?  What do you have against Ann's horse???

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2012 06:31 PM (d/5qf)

449 Game over man.....

Posted by: Nuke erm from orbit, its the only way to be sure at October 14, 2012 06:32 PM (lZBBB)

450 Sign on the line that is dotted!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 06:32 PM (AzDzi)

451 You know why Benghazi is gaining traction where FF hasn't as much? Election year timing. If not for the debates, there wouldn't be an opportunity to force O Biden to answer questions. Posted by: Mayday at October 14, 2012 10:28 PM (F3s39) If we had actual journalists, they would be comparing Benghazi to FnF for them. "So in FnF you were trying to control guns, so you gave thousands of them to narco-terrorists who killed hundreds of people. In Libya, you were trying to gather up missiles, and you got our consulate blown up and our people killed... maybe you should find another hobby, you don't seem to be very good at this one. Maybe golf."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 06:32 PM (bxiXv)

452 Frankly my dear I don't give a dam

Posted by: gmannyc at October 14, 2012 06:33 PM (6xwwj)

453 So word  is that  the Libs    are  about to connect   Romney with a company that  was tied to Bain that shipped  jobs overseas years after Romney left Bain.  Hmmmmm....

Posted by: Bain the Pain at October 14, 2012 06:33 PM (g2eQp)

454 "Well, there's what's right, and there's what's right, and never the twain shall meet."
==
"Why ain't you breast-feeding him?" (glances up) "You appear capable."

Posted by: Splunge at October 14, 2012 06:33 PM (2IW5Q)

455 WSJ story about Obama debate prep

http://tinyurl.com/9psh4ld

accompanying photo shows Obama in a more suitable job, considering his level of experience

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 06:34 PM (8sCoq)

456 So...noticed something odd today, right outta the 'dog that didn't bark' files here in PA.

I saw my first Obama/Biden yard sign. This area went 60% Obama last time. I haven't seen any Romney signs.

Normally, esp on the main 2-lane road I take to work [20 mins each way], there'd be several dozens if not hundreds of signs by now for a POTUS election year.

Honestly, I haven't seen any until today. It's like the entire county is waiting until the last minute to decide. [Not all of us obvs, but you know what I mean.]

I mean, even if you think Romney supporters would be afraid in the burbs...where did all the BO signs go?

Posted by: Naj at October 14, 2012 06:34 PM (tAHf5)

457 Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

Posted by: Tyler Durden at October 14, 2012 06:34 PM (dfVq9)

458 I know Kung-Fu.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:34 PM (+XD7n)

459 CBS is running a promo for the debate Tuesday night
It has clips of the debate two weeks ago
Only it looks like some of the closeups of Obama have been re-shot
They're more like poses. Better lighting and make-up
He's had this done before

Posted by: Lobo in Austin at October 14, 2012 06:34 PM (BAnPT)

460 409 She was especially gorgeous in "Notorious" with an equally gorgeous Cary Grant and the suave and quietly menacing Claude Rains.

Posted by: Tuna at October 14, 2012 06:34 PM (M/TDA)

461 Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.

Posted by: gary oldman at October 14, 2012 06:35 PM (yBF/9)

462 How would you like a greasy, pork chop sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

He a asshole. You can tell by his haircut.


Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 06:35 PM (I4aiX)

463 There don't seem to be many yard signs for anyone anywhere this year. Like people have given up on the idea, or are afraid to make a stand, or don't care enough.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 06:35 PM (AeC6r)

464 Here's a news flash: Today President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically said that his daughters could not drive in a convertible on public highways.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at October 14, 2012 06:35 PM (0It32)

465 I wish I could remember exactly what they said in Sledhe Hammer when sledge proposed to Doreau, she asked him if he was kidding, he said yeah, and turned away sadly, and then she realized what had happened and did an epic facepalm. She asked if they should check the papers for something, and he said "I prefer to get my information from more reliable sources, like rumors and small children."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 06:35 PM (bxiXv)

466 YOU BASTARD!!

What's he saying?

I think he's saying, 'Go faster".

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 06:36 PM (I4aiX)

467 There's no place like home You're not in Kansas anymore

Posted by: gmannyc at October 14, 2012 06:36 PM (6xwwj)

468

"So now your John Kennedy"!?!?!

Posted by: Stuff Biden Said at October 14, 2012 06:36 PM (p2lku)

469 Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What whole Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

Posted by: Patrick Bateman at October 14, 2012 06:36 PM (dfVq9)

470 Coincidentally, just happened to introduce my teenagers to Casablanca this afternoon as part of their ongoing education about the classic elements of Americana that have created our cultural zeitgeist. They were amazed at how many catch phrases and memes that they recognized. - Of all the gin joints in all the world she had to walk into mine. - Here's looking at you kid. - This looks like beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Etc. etc. etc.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at October 14, 2012 06:36 PM (jts1f)

471 That's right.

This man has no dick.


Four feet above the covers.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 06:37 PM (I4aiX)

472 EVVVEEERRRRYYYOOONNNEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Gary Oldman at October 14, 2012 06:37 PM (dfVq9)

473 463 I know Kung-Fu. Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 10:34 PM (+XD7n) "Were you listening to me, or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 06:38 PM (bxiXv)

474 We're not going to white-collar resort prison. We're going to  federal pound me in the ass prison.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 14, 2012 06:38 PM (0CiTm)

475 "The difference is, this time you got me."
 
(worst horror movie ever, 4 years long, still not over)

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 06:38 PM (ccXZP)

476 You know why Benghazi is gaining traction where FF hasn't as much? Election year timing. If not for the debates, there wouldn't be an opportunity to force O Biden to answer questions.

FF is gaining traction where it needs to.

Posted by: Univision at October 14, 2012 06:38 PM (6LvlL)

477 Do you trust your wife?

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:39 PM (+XD7n)

478 I think everyone in my little neighborhood knows who everyone else votes for. Yard signs aren't allowed, and the only a-hole to put a SCOAMTT sign in his window last time around is in foreclosure.

Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 14, 2012 06:39 PM (Sptt8)

479 Airplane was actually a remake (well a parody) of a 50's movie with Dana Andrews(Capt Ted Stryker!).I think it was called Zero Hour.The plot is the same.

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2012 10:16 PM (6o4Fb)

--------->>>

I saw Zero Hour on TCM a year or two ago.  Airplane not only stole the plot, but actually used most of the dialogue, too.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at October 14, 2012 06:39 PM (nYHk7)

480 Men are gonna get killed here today, Sue, and I'm gonna kill 'em.

Posted by: Charley Waite at October 14, 2012 06:39 PM (QupBk)

481 -The cops are here! -How many? -Uh... all of them I think...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 06:39 PM (AeC6r)

482 Sam?

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:40 PM (+XD7n)

483 Ahm your huckleberry.


Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 06:40 PM (I4aiX)

484 I'll be back

Posted by: Take your pick, but I prefer Terminator at October 14, 2012 06:40 PM (6LvlL)

485 Jebediah Nightlinger praying as he's about to be lynched: I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger ... and those I am about to.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 06:40 PM (AeC6r)

486 I'll be back.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:41 PM (+XD7n)

487 If we had actual journalists, they would be comparing Benghazi to FnF for them.
--

True.  Journalism will return approximately a nanosecond after a GOP president is sworn in.

We cannot let the media destroy people on our side any more, even if they are imperfect.  In fact when the normal lib client groups begin to screech (environuts, code pink, war/torture haters, etc), we have to mock them mercilessly.  That's the only way to deal with them, to blunt any power they might have.  But I suspect the bubble has been burst and most of the country is on to them now.

I have to get back to work, but does anyone remember how well the polls predicted the 2010 elections?  Was the wave bigger than expected?  It's different now with O on the ballot, but I think the polls are underestimating Romney because conservative/GOP voters may not be participating in polls as much as Dems/lefties.  Wondering if that happened in 2010, don't remember.

Posted by: Mayday at October 14, 2012 06:41 PM (F3s39)

488 You know that if Romney was doing debate prep at a swanky five-star golf resort... Serving pizza to his acolytes... But it's Bammy! So it's all good!

Posted by: Kalneva at October 14, 2012 06:41 PM (cQmXn)

489 Ever notice how every once in a while you run into somebody you just shouldnta fucked with. I'm that guy.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 06:41 PM (I4aiX)

490 This one time, at band camp.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:41 PM (+XD7n)

491 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Posted by: Roy Batty at October 14, 2012 06:41 PM (QupBk)

492 Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.

Posted by: Leeloominaï Lekatariba Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat De Seba at October 14, 2012 06:42 PM (sZTYJ)

493 You're not from this planet, are you Tyrone? Who's going to rob two black fellas, holding pistols, sitting in a car that worth less than your shirt?

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 14, 2012 06:42 PM (CJwi5)

494 Fifteen pieces of flare is the minimum

Posted by: shotsky manager at October 14, 2012 06:42 PM (6xwwj)

495 We're all gonna die.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:42 PM (+XD7n)

496 What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Posted by: jwb7605 at October 14, 2012 06:42 PM (Qxe/p)

497 My 16 year old daughter brought home a Romney/Ryan sign unbidden and planted it in the yard. Daddy is so proud!

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at October 14, 2012 06:42 PM (jts1f)

498 You think you got problems?

http://www.mymiserablelife.com/

"I'm so deeply in debt that I can't even breathe. I have a student loan debt that is enough to buy a huge fucking house.  But instead, because of the debt, we have to live in a shitty little house that leaks when it rains and smells like dog urine.  And, for the pleasure of taking out the enormous student loans that I will be repaying for 35 years (that's until I'm almost 70 fucking years old!), I get to work in a job that sucks so hard I want to blow my brains out every day I set foot in the door.  All I ever encounter is the ass-end of humanity.  I would settle for a job that is simply "thankless," since what I get instead is people constantly threatening either to sue me or kill me.  It makes me want to fake my own death and assume a false identity.  "

Lots more where that came from..

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 06:43 PM (U6/KF)

499 Get off my plane!

Posted by: Harrison Ford at October 14, 2012 06:43 PM (/YJYi)

500 480 "The difference is, this time you got me."

(worst horror movie ever, 4 years long, still not over)


A limited-time engagement, closing soon.

The sequel will come out in 20 years. It will be a book, titled "I Still Blame Bush."

Posted by: Splunge at October 14, 2012 06:43 PM (2IW5Q)

501 not only was maggie a chemist, but apparently she had a pretty poor accent back then, too! she didn't get that extraordinary RP down until practising with a voice coach (from hollywood, iirc?) when she was being groomed for high political office by folks who knew what a beast she would be with just a little polishing. i *still* shudder every time i hear the word "currency" roll off of her tongue in any of those fabulous videos of her positively demolishing the opposition in commons! and as for currency, how 'bout that euro? opposing fiscal capitulation to brussels was the major reason for her DOWNFALL? yeah, bet they all feel pretty stupid now. actually, considering "they" have just given the eu the nobel peace prize, it's not clear that "they" have ever...or will ever...learn their lesson. sigh. when your people write the history books, i guess you don't have to be right. :/

Posted by: jimi ray at October 14, 2012 06:43 PM (79EF9)

502 Is it safe?

Posted by: a really scary dentist at October 14, 2012 06:44 PM (bAGA/)

503 Don't fuck with  me,  fellas.  This ain't my first time at the   rodeo. 

Posted by: Mommie Dearest at October 14, 2012 06:44 PM (Q2wni)

504 You bastard! In my case, an accident of birth. But you? You're a self-made man.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2012 06:44 PM (9Uq0z)

505 NEXT movie question:

most awesome action sequence?

can be a car chase, a gunfight, armed combat...

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 06:44 PM (8sCoq)

506 True. Journalism will return approximately a nanosecond after a GOP president is sworn in. Posted by: Mayday at October 14, 2012 10:41 PM (F3s39) Nah, they don't do their homework even then. They still just print talking points from pacs like MMFA and Journolist 3.0 or whatever number we're on. The talking points just switch from defense to offense.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 06:44 PM (bxiXv)

507 Anytime.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:44 PM (+XD7n)

508 Here's a stick to beat the nice lady with.

This has been a fight I'd come a long way to see.

Too bad you won't be around to see the end of it.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 06:44 PM (I4aiX)

509 "I have here an accident policy that will absolutely protect you no matter what happens. If you lose a leg, we'll help you look for it."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 06:45 PM (AzDzi)

510 My favorite Billie Piper pic: http://tinyurl.com/978l9al

Posted by: little miss spellcheck at October 14, 2012 06:45 PM (a5ljo)

511

I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Ha! Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one. I'll tell you what I do like though-  a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough.

 

Posted by: gary oldman at October 14, 2012 06:45 PM (yBF/9)

512 Mickey: Good dags. D'ya like dags? Tommy: Dags? Mickey: What? Mrs. O'Neil: Yeah, dags. Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 06:45 PM (AeC6r)

513 "S'cuse me while I whip dis out!"

"Have you EVER seen such cruelty?"

"Somebody go back and get a shitload of dimes!"

"Baby, I am NOT from Havana!"

Posted by: Kortezzi at October 14, 2012 06:46 PM (zL1+O)

514 http://www.mymiserablelife.com/ Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 10:43 PM (U6/KF) They have a house *and* a job? Wanna fucking trade?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 06:46 PM (bxiXv)

515 A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies! A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!

Posted by: voice from the blimp at October 14, 2012 06:46 PM (QupBk)

516 This one time, at band camp.

Oh, the stories I could tell you about Barry at "Band Camp"...

Posted by: Reggie Love at October 14, 2012 06:47 PM (lyStv)

517 Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun.

Posted by: Ashe at October 14, 2012 06:47 PM (6LvlL)

518 511 Nah, they don't do their homework even then. They still just print talking points from pacs like MMFA and Journolist 3.0 or whatever number we're on. The talking points just switch from defense to offense.

True for many. But some in the pack, I hope, aspire to be real journalists, and are merely paralyzed at the moment. I'm wondering if we'll see some Obama backlash from those folks after Obama is safely un-elected. People like Jake Tapper make me believe that the profession is not dead.

Posted by: Splunge at October 14, 2012 06:47 PM (2IW5Q)

519 AaawwiIIIEIEIEAAAAHHHHHE HEIEIIIIIIIAIAAHHGHHGHHAH AHHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

Posted by: Dying Replicant Daryl Hannah at October 14, 2012 06:47 PM (AeC6r)

520 Swingers

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 14, 2012 06:47 PM (6JMZR)

521 *holds up thumb* well, we can't do much damage Witt hat, now can we? Perhaps it shoulda been the rule of wrist.

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 14, 2012 06:47 PM (CJwi5)

522 I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 14, 2012 06:47 PM (0CiTm)

523 Goodfellas

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 14, 2012 06:48 PM (6JMZR)

524 Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

Posted by: Dr.Beeper at October 14, 2012 06:48 PM (dvLAs)

525 The Schofield Kid: It don't seem real... how he ain't gonna never breathe again, ever... how he's dead. And the other one too. All on account of pulling a trigger. Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.

Posted by: Dying Replicant Daryl Hannah at October 14, 2012 06:48 PM (AeC6r)

526 Best car chase:
Running Scared (Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines)
machine guns, bulletproof glass & cars on the Chicago El

Posted by: Kortezzi at October 14, 2012 06:48 PM (zL1+O)

527 Car chase classic has to be Bullit. Steve McQueen was supposed to be a really nice guy, too. Sad he died so young.

Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 14, 2012 06:48 PM (Sptt8)

528

@PurpAv

 

(Between this and the mouse and/or rat in the chip bag)

Who are you?

Posted by: Right Wing Chick at October 14, 2012 06:48 PM (y2Ojs)

529 "Now I have a machine gun.

Ho.

Ho.

Ho."

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 14, 2012 06:49 PM (gfPwZ)

530 That's the worst looking hat I've ever seen! Oh, but it looks good on you!

Posted by: Dying Replicant Daryl Hannah at October 14, 2012 06:49 PM (AeC6r)

531 And who throws a shoe?!? Honestly? You fight like a woman!

Posted by: Austin Powers at October 14, 2012 06:49 PM (lyStv)

532 524 made the blog all fat n stuff

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 06:49 PM (8sCoq)

533 All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

Posted by: William Munny at October 14, 2012 06:50 PM (BAnPT)

534 Tony Bennett singing "God Bless America" to beautiful San Fran sunset. Still hit all the notes.

Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 14, 2012 06:50 PM (Sptt8)

535 Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.

Posted by: Lone Watie at October 14, 2012 06:50 PM (J3Qzb)

536 Toomey: Epstein, Arnold B. Arnold Epstein: Ho, ho! Toomey: Are there two Arnold Epsteins in this company? Arnold Epstein: No, sergeant. Toomey: But I heard more than one Ho. Arnold Epstein: Yes, sergeant. Toomey: Epstein, Arnold B. Arnold Epstein: Ho! Toomey: One more time. Arnold Epstein: Ho! Toomey: Do I make myself clear, Epstein? Arnold Epstein: Ho! Toomey: Do I make myself clear, Jerome? Jerome: Ho, yes! Toomey: Ho what? Jerome: Ho nothing! Toomey: Are you having trouble understanding me, Jerome? Jerome: Ho no. I mean, no ho, sergent. Just plain ho.

Posted by: Dying Replicant Daryl Hannah at October 14, 2012 06:50 PM (AeC6r)

537  Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt?! You idiot! Whoever told you that you could work with men?!

Posted by: Glengarry Glenn Close at October 14, 2012 06:50 PM (Q2wni)

538 The car chase in Ronin.

The fist fight in The Quiet Man.

The taking of the beachhead in Saving Private Ryan

Posted by: Methos at October 14, 2012 06:50 PM (6LvlL)

539 cursed sock

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 06:50 PM (AeC6r)

540 Nobody said the freekin Godfather?

Posted by: Spike at October 14, 2012 06:51 PM (UZDaa)

541 510 NEXT movie question:

most awesome action sequence?

can be a car chase, a gunfight, armed combat...


Almost everyone in the universe except me hated Matrix 2. But I thought it had one of the coolest car/vehicle chases ever, even if it was CGI. Also, having people who can exit the car by dissolving through the seats is new angle.

Posted by: Splunge at October 14, 2012 06:51 PM (2IW5Q)

542 Deserve's got nothing to do with it.

Posted by: William Munny at October 14, 2012 06:51 PM (/YJYi)

543 Die Hard was awesomesauce. "That's pretty tricky with that accent. You oughta be on fuckin' TV with that accent. But what do you want with the detonators, Hans? I already used all the explosives... or did I?"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 06:51 PM (bxiXv)

544 Posted by: Mommie Dearest at October 14, 2012 10:44 PM (Q2wni) My personal fave (which all the ladies love to quote): "I should've know you'd know where to find the boys... AND the booze!"

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 06:51 PM (AzDzi)

545 I was lucky in the order, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folks.

Posted by: William Munny at October 14, 2012 06:52 PM (BAnPT)

546 Best action sequence? Tough call. Raiders of the Lost Ark. Intercepting the Nazi convoy.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:52 PM (+XD7n)

547 Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.

Posted by: Josey at October 14, 2012 06:52 PM (J3Qzb)

548 Combat scene- Mel Gibson takes his son back from the British


Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 06:52 PM (I4aiX)

549 The film To Live and Die in LA has a great car chase in it, one of the best ever. And yeah I did like the Freeway scene in Matrix Reloaded even if the rest of it was crap.
The gunfight in Open Range is great, even if Kevin Costner is wielding the world's first 18 shot pistol.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 06:53 PM (AeC6r)

550 I haven't even seen most of these movies. Certainly not the ones in the last 20 years. I choose not to give my money to Hollywood leftists.

Posted by: rickl at October 14, 2012 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

551 I got the gold right here pa, the gold me 'n Josey stoled from the bank

Posted by: The Kid at October 14, 2012 06:54 PM (BAnPT)

552

I don't give serviceman's discounts, Highway!

Too bad, your old lady does.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 14, 2012 06:54 PM (0CiTm)

553   510 NEXT movie question:

most awesome action sequence?

can be a car chase, a gunfight, armed combat...  
 

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 10:44 PM

 

Off the bat...

car chase: Ronin

gunfight: Dillinger (1973)

combat: Stalingrad (platoon vs T-34's in the snow)

Posted by: otho at October 14, 2012 06:54 PM (yBF/9)

554

Aaaaaaaa!   Aaaaaaaa!   Aaaaaaa!  Aaaaaa!

Posted by: Upon seeing the severed horse head in Godfather at October 14, 2012 06:54 PM (Q2wni)

555 In the Patriot

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 06:54 PM (I4aiX)

556 The most moving combat scene?  Black Hawk Down, Randy Shughart and Gary Gordon.

Posted by: Adam at October 14, 2012 06:54 PM (/YJYi)

557 The swordfight at the top of the cliff in The Princess Bride is phenomenal, one of the best fencing sequences I've ever seen.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 06:55 PM (AeC6r)

558 I feel emwidened.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2012 06:55 PM (d/5qf)

559 Its hard to top the scene where Henry Hill pistolwhips the guy across the street from his girlfriend then gives her the bloody gun to ditch.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 06:56 PM (AeC6r)

560 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHzh0PvMWTI

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 06:56 PM (U6/KF)

561 551 Best action sequence?

Tough call.

Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Intercepting the Nazi convoy.


OK, you win.

Posted by: Splunge at October 14, 2012 06:56 PM (2IW5Q)

562 510 NEXT movie question:most awesome action sequence? can be a car chase, a gunfight, armed combat...

will I be excommunicated if I say the fight scene in the foyer from Matrix 2?

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2012 06:56 PM (d/5qf)

563 Favorite movie scene is the opening of Bladerunner. Pale blue eyes looking at a dystopian, dark industrial LA (which is probably better the current LA) and that awsome, incredible, ridiculous, Vangelis soundtrack. I love Bladerunner! My favorite movie!

Posted by: stillers at October 14, 2012 06:56 PM (J3Qzb)

564 Combat - all of Blackhawk Down

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 06:56 PM (I4aiX)

565 563 I feel emwidened.

Prissy did when she died.

Posted by: The Kid at October 14, 2012 06:56 PM (BAnPT)

566 actually, the lobby fight scene in Matrix 1 is pretty good too

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2012 06:56 PM (d/5qf)

567 I feel emwidened.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: The Chicken at October 14, 2012 06:56 PM (lyStv)

568 How desperate is PPP? New NC poll uses a +10 Dem sample to come up with R 49-47. 2004 was R+1. Romney is probably at 55 there.

Posted by: TD at October 14, 2012 06:57 PM (+uFux)

569 Bill and Ted- How's it going royal ugly dudes?

Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2012 06:57 PM (FMbng)

570 will I be excommunicated if I say the fight scene in the foyer from Matrix 2?
I hated that fight. He can dodge and stop bullets so they attack him with... Kung Fu?? Uhhh what the....

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 06:57 PM (AeC6r)

571

You need to be kissed and often and by someone who knows how.

 

(Talk about a   euphemism!)

Posted by: Rhett Butler at October 14, 2012 06:57 PM (Q2wni)

572 plate o shrimp

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 06:58 PM (AzDzi)

573 Matrix 2 was a mess with some pretty images and a nice car chase at the end. Matrix 3 failed to end the trilogy and, thereby, proved that the trilogy was bullshit. Almost dragged down the first movie too.

So... how 'bout that Matrix 4, alias "Cloud Atlas".

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 14, 2012 06:58 PM (QTHTd)

574 Don't be dead dude!

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 06:58 PM (I4aiX)

575 casino royale has a pretty good car chase. quantum of solace was so bad, i'm not sure i want to see the new one...but it seems to be garnering pretty consistent critical accolades.

Posted by: jimi ray at October 14, 2012 06:58 PM (79EF9)

576

Favorite combats scenes? There are several in Zulu. Great movie! Michael Caine was in it.

Posted by: stillers at October 14, 2012 06:58 PM (J3Qzb)

577 Favorite movie scene is the opening of Bladerunner.Pale blue eyes looking at adystopian, dark industrialLA (which is probably better the current LA) and that awsome, incredible, ridiculous, Vangelis soundtrack. I love Bladerunner! Myfavorite movie! Posted by: stillers at October 14, 2012 10:56 PM (J3Qzb) It is a great one, for sure. Even better on DVD: no narration like the original theatrical release.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 06:59 PM (+XD7n)

578 One of the best scenes in any movie is Jennifer Connelly on the coin-operated horsie ride in Target in Career Opportunities. Crappy film but... oh my.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 06:59 PM (AeC6r)

579 Almost everyone in the universe except me hated Matrix 2. Posted by: Splunge at October 14, 2012 10:51 PM (2IW5Q) Meh, people treated it like a separate movie, it was the middle of a longer movie. It did have several great action scenes - they used the good team from the first and their cachet to put together some *really* expensive shit for that. I'm trying to think of obscure movies with great action, but not much is really obscure these days. Equilibrium is only semi-obscure. Nemesis was a crappy B-movie low-budget special with a good stunt and FX team (with no money) - some good fights like Hong Kong specials, which also are semi-obscure good action movies. If you like action but haven't seen much HK Cinema, it's a good playground. Too many to list, but obvious ones like The Killer, Hard Boiled, Fulltime Killer, etc.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 06:59 PM (bxiXv)

580 Favorite combats scenes?

Platoon....final combat scene. To fucking real for my likes.

Posted by: The Kid at October 14, 2012 07:00 PM (BAnPT)

581 Even better on DVD: no narration like the original theatrical release.
I'm gonna beat you about the face and neck with a big foam number 1 finger. Its a film noire, the detective voiceover is part of the feel and theme of the movie, it WORKS.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 07:00 PM (AeC6r)

582 >>>will I be excommunicated if I say the fight scene in the foyer from Matrix 2? It was cool, but on repeated viewings it just looks overly choreographed. The highway chase still rules though.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 07:00 PM (AzDzi)

583 Combat - all of Blackhawk Down Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 10:56 PM (I4aiX) Never saw it. It would make me too angry. Clinton should be in prison.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 07:00 PM (+XD7n)

584 Best music/singing- Zulu warriors chant English respond

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 07:00 PM (I4aiX)

585 Quantum of Solace should be treated as a movie that doesn't exist. Daniel Craig and whoever directed the thing both apologised to the fans. My understanding is that there was a writers' strike going on, so the script was only 1/4 finished when they started filming it.

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 14, 2012 07:01 PM (QTHTd)

586 Yes, the car chase scene in Matrix 2 was incredible.

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2012 07:01 PM (d/5qf)

587 Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at October 14, 2012 07:01 PM (0It32)

588 The last twenty minutes of Die Hard. That has to count.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 14, 2012 07:02 PM (6JMZR)

589

Gotta say Bullitt.

 

Only because I did similar in my very own 77 Camaro.

S.F. streets are a bitch.

Posted by: Right Wing Chick at October 14, 2012 07:02 PM (y2Ojs)

590 Ned Pepper- I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man.

Rooster Cogburn-  (spurring his horse) Fill your hands you sun of a bitch!

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 07:02 PM (I4aiX)

591 There are some unbelievable kung fu combat scenes in Fist of Legend, one of the best movies ever by Jet Li.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 07:02 PM (AeC6r)

592 583 One of the best scenes ..... Jennifer Connelly ....in Career Opportunities


She was in Austin / Taylor, TX to film The Hot Spot
Stunning in real life

Posted by: The Kid at October 14, 2012 07:02 PM (BAnPT)

593 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2012 07:03 PM (JMmQ9)

594 So the guy in the Obama picture above - Hasan Chandoo - isn't that the same guy he is cuddling up to with his hands on him much as one might touch a girlfriend in some other pictures?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2012 07:03 PM (AUeaU)

595 eman- Watch it for the soul filling story of courage that it is.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 07:04 PM (I4aiX)

596 I hated that fight. He can dodge and stop bullets so they attack him with... Kung Fu?? Uhhh what the.... Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 10:57 PM (AeC6r) I guess a lot of people really didn't follow the plot. Do you think the flying and stopping robots with his mind was Kung Fu? They were in a computer simulation, he was engineered by the computer to control the simulation, so he could fly, manipulate physics, and it turns out issue commands to the machines. That was the plot of the whole series.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 07:04 PM (bxiXv)

597 Jennifer hasn't aged well. She's still pretty but all that HGH and the work on her nose makes her... ordinary and skinny looking. She looks like she's made out of beef jerkey instead of soft wonderful woman.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 07:04 PM (AeC6r)

598 I'm gonna beat you about the face and neck with a big foam number 1 finger. Its a film noire, the detective voiceover is part of the feel and theme of the movie, it WORKS. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 11:00 PM (AeC6r) Obviously, you fell and hit your head. Narration is cool. That narration sucked. It was like those modern crime shows where they tell you what something means. It bit red monkey ass.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 07:04 PM (+XD7n)

599 Showdown at the House of Blue Leaves

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 14, 2012 07:04 PM (6JMZR)

600 Sure, Muslims in the US may end up killing a few thousand (tens of thousands?) Americans, but as a voting bloc, they're 100% loyal "D" voters. Sacrificing your pawns has always been a part of any victorious stategy.

Posted by: Honest Lib at October 14, 2012 07:05 PM (PTS+l)

601 ohio pollz....Ohio polllllzzzz....

Posted by: Still Nervous at October 14, 2012 07:05 PM (8HhF2)

602 I guess a lot of people really didn't follow the plot.
I followed the plot fine, it was simple as Dick and Jane Go to School. That still doesn't explain why people who were unable to hurt him with guns decide to try to use their fists instead. And it works.
That was just an asinine excuse to have a complex fight scene, it made absolutely no sense. Neo should have wiped the floor with every single one of them in a matter of seconds and walked away shaking his head at how stupid they were.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 07:05 PM (AeC6r)

603 Romney shouldn't be president because he's never drank or done drugs.

Bush shouldn't have been president beacuse he drank and used pot.

Obama was well suited for president because he was (?) a cokehead.

See that makes perfect sense wingnuts. American hates a man who pusses out. Find me a Dem machine poll with an LSD and Bath Salts habit and I'll show you the next president of the United States.

Posted by: Some Consistent Liberal at October 14, 2012 07:05 PM (AUeaU)

604 The Pack is looking like the Packers of last season. WOO HOO!

Posted by: Donna V. at October 14, 2012 07:06 PM (dcIHW)

605 Gotta say Bullitt. Only because I did similar in my very own 77 Camaro. S.F. streets are a bitch. Posted by: Right Wing Chick at October 14, 2012 11:02 PM (y2Ojs) I've had taxi rides in SF that were pretty close.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 07:06 PM (+XD7n)

606 I looked at the scoreboard;

Green Bay beating Houston after they blew it to the Colts
Colts then getting blown out by the Jets
Cleveland beating Cincinnati for their first win
Seattle beats the Patriots ...
Niners getting blown out by the Giants after blowing out previous two opponents
Washington beating Minnesota while the Vikes have been a surprise

Like they say ... any given Sunday ..

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2012 07:06 PM (wwsoB)

607 @588 it's unrealistically gory, anyway. half of someone's body is blown away by an rpg, and yet his viscera are intact enough to be hanging out in full glory? that's just gratuitous, to me. bleh. i forgot about the john woo movies. that church scene in the killer is one of the coolest man v. gang fights in all of movies ever, even if it is a bit over-choreographed (and perhaps a bit gratuitously violent in its own turn).

Posted by: jimi ray at October 14, 2012 07:07 PM (79EF9)

608 And the "Directors cut" of Blade Runner sucked. The only real version is the theatrical one, with the noir detective talking about his case. Its not just well done, its perfect for the feel of the movie. Its weird to me that anyone would even remotely question that.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 07:07 PM (AeC6r)

609 The shootout in "Heat" was pretty intense action.

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 14, 2012 07:07 PM (QTHTd)

610 Here's some numbers from Ohio Cuyoga county that I put together. This is the # of absentee ballots requested through Oct 13 of each year year Dem Rep Oth Total 2012 119459 47761 62581 229801 2010 110693 46323 39571 196587 2008 112961 32136 67500 212597 What this means to me is R vote went way up in 2010 and is staying up. That's consistent with depressed base in 2008. Spreadsheet file: http://tiny.cc/ik96lw

Posted by: roy at October 14, 2012 07:08 PM (ROUVS)

611 "They've built their own prison, so they exist a state of schizophrenia. They're both guards and prisoners and as a result they no longer have, having been lobotomized, the capacity to leave the prison they've made, or to even see it as a prison." -- My Dinner With Andre

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 07:08 PM (U6/KF)

612 Wow, this ont is a lot of work.

Posted by: Elizabethe mostly lurks iPhone edition at October 14, 2012 07:09 PM (q7Aum)

613 What happened to Houston's heralded defense? They're getting their ass kicked. Rodger's with 6 TD passes.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 14, 2012 07:09 PM (GZitp)

614 Thanks for the vid of Thatcher kicking ass. A reminder of why she was the "Iron Lady."

Posted by: Donna V. at October 14, 2012 07:09 PM (dcIHW)

615 I liked the scene in Tears of the Sun where they are going through the village that's been attacked picking off guys who are raping women with suppressed weapons.

Posted by: Adam at October 14, 2012 07:10 PM (/YJYi)

616 WARRIORS
(tink tink tink)
COME OUT TO PLAY AY!!
(tink tink tink)
WARRIORS
COME OUT TO PLAY AY!!!

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 07:10 PM (I4aiX)

617 Bill and Ted- How's it going royal ugly dudes? Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2012 10:57 PM (FMbng) "Send them to the iron maiden..." "Excellent!" "Execute them!" "Bogus..."

Posted by: Wyld Stallions at October 14, 2012 07:11 PM (sZTYJ)

618 I got a buddy at United Fruit. Might get you a job pickin strawberries. You could work your way up to them GODDAMNED BANANAS! DON'T walk away when I'm talking to you, boy!!!

Posted by: B5D, call me Gordon Freeman at October 14, 2012 07:11 PM (qqlqB)

619 And the "Directors cut" of Blade Runner sucked. The only real version is the theatrical one, with the noir detective talking about his case. Its not just well done, its perfect for the feel of the movie. Its weird to me that anyone would even remotely question that. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 11:07 PM (AeC6r) This is one of those agree to disagree things, dude.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 07:11 PM (+XD7n)

620 Here's one of my all-time favorite action scenes... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmBZM4_El-w&NR=1&feature=endscreen

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 14, 2012 07:12 PM (RLZvP)

621 625 Agreed... "I don't know why he saved my life, maybe...."

Posted by: roy at October 14, 2012 07:12 PM (ROUVS)

622 "We were totally lied to by our album covers."

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 14, 2012 07:12 PM (QTHTd)

623 614 The shootout in "Heat" was pretty intense action.
 

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 14, 2012 11:07 PM

 

Yeah, that was excellent. Would also mention the finale to "White Heat", which still kic's ass for a 1949 movie. Ditto the mention above of "Zulu". Especially the final attack.

Posted by: otho at October 14, 2012 07:13 PM (yBF/9)

624 @617  Ooh,  My  Dinner  with  Andre.    One of my favorite movies.  Not many people   dig  it.

Posted by: Wallace Shawn and Andre Gregory as themselves at October 14, 2012 07:13 PM (Q2wni)

625 This is one of those agree to disagree things, dude.
Most likely so, I just don't get the whole "it was stupidly explaining what was going on" because it absolutely was not, he filled in details that were not obvious from the visuals. But hey, just a movie, and one of the best of all time either way.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 07:13 PM (AeC6r)

626 This is one of those agree to disagree things, dude. Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 11:11 PM (+XD7n) This is the internet, that phrase has no meaning here.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 07:13 PM (bxiXv)

627 khaaaann

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 07:14 PM (AzDzi)

628 Computer hardware question...

I'm in the market for two new computers.

A new desktop for myself and a new laptop for my mom.

I think I'll order through Dell since my company gives me a discount. I was looking at the XPS 8500 Series. I'm currently running a

Inspiron 530
2x2.80GHz
3.25 GB Ram
Win XP
ATI Radeon 3400 512 MB

I'm starting to see limitations on the OS and video card. The computer itself after 5-6 years seems to be getting slower - partly presumably the accumulation of registry crap, partly its an old system.

My mother is not a power user - she wants something light and that's about it. So I'm looking at an Inspiron 17R. Seven pounds seems reasonably light...

The good/bad thing about Dell is I still have to decide on system specs...which I no longer have much of an idea about.

Thoughts?
Inspiron XPS8500
http://tinyurl.com/88b39ql

Inspiron 17r:
http://tinyurl.com/8maflmj

Posted by: Some Consistent Liberal at October 14, 2012 07:14 PM (AUeaU)

629 Oops - sock fail that's me with the computer request.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2012 07:14 PM (AUeaU)

630 Not quite the same as the movie, but it's got the good bits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiCVtvasLxw

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2012 07:14 PM (d/5qf)

631 White Heat- TOP OF THE WORLD, MA!!

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 07:14 PM (I4aiX)

632 60 so we all know lots of lines from lots of movies- they show up in the comments all the time

but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be?
Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 09:16 PM

From my experience and observation;

The Godfather I and II
Goodfellas
Tombstone
Die Hard
Glengarry Glenross
Airplane!
Star Trek II, Wrath of Khan
Heat
Apollo 13
The Princess Bride

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2012 07:15 PM (wwsoB)

633 White Heat is a great film start to finish.
One that people might not know but should is Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid with Steve Martin when he was actually funny and Rob Reiner at his best splicing old detective films into the sequence with amazing skill. You can make a game out of recognizing which movies the bits come from and its not only very funny but it has Rachel Ward at her absolute most beautiful.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 07:15 PM (AeC6r)

634 "Coffees for closers."

Posted by: Some Hollywood asshat at October 14, 2012 07:16 PM (B/3gr)

635 the helicopter assault in 'Apocalypse Now'

the mini cooper car chase in 'The Bourne Identity"


Richard Gere in the apartment building at the end of 'Brooklyn's Finest'


the fight for the bridge at the end of 'Saving Private Ryan'



Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 07:16 PM (8sCoq)

636 I thought MDWA was great.  No wild action, special effects, etc.  It earned your attention the old fashioned way, and kept it.

Production budget must have been lower than Clerks, which was under $50k.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 07:16 PM (U6/KF)

637 But you see, Bush was a hypokrit (the worst sin ever) for drinking and doing drugs. Romney meanwhile is a squar. We libruls are allowed to cuz it's consistent with our worldview. Free to be you and meeeeeeee

Posted by: Some Consistent Rationalizing Liberal at October 14, 2012 07:16 PM (8HhF2)

638 arlen specter died today. o.o

Posted by: jimi ray at October 14, 2012 07:16 PM (79EF9)

639 Movie dialogue quoters, wherever you are out there ...

FUCK YOU TOO !!!

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at October 14, 2012 07:17 PM (wwsoB)

640 Car chase: Smokey & The Bandit or Convoy Hahaha joking No contest IMO Bullet w/ Steve Mc

Posted by: shotsky manager at October 14, 2012 07:17 PM (6xwwj)

641 The Expendables had some great action sequences in it, too. I haven't seen the second one but it probably is the same way.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 07:17 PM (AeC6r)

642 407 I keep getting mail from AARP even though I'm not even close...I send it all back empty just to waste their money. Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 10:20 PM (U6/KF) ********************* No, no, no, no, NO! You know all the catalogs and other junk mail you get? Rip off your name and stuff as much as you can in the return envelope, then send it back. I've often wondered if I could put that return postage on a box of gravel or something...

Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Mohammad was a goat-fucking kiddie-raper at October 14, 2012 07:17 PM (eQnzo)

643 arlen specter died today. o.o
***
If you have nothing good to say...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2012 07:17 PM (AUeaU)

644 You can't handle the truth!

Posted by: Obama's Inner Voice at October 14, 2012 07:17 PM (FcR7P)

645 One that people might not know but should is Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid with Steve Martin when he was actually funny and Rob Reiner at his best splicing old detective films into the sequence with amazing skill. You can make a game out of recognizing which movies the bits come from and its not only very funny but it has Rachel Ward at her absolute most beautiful. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 11:15 PM (AeC6r) For the love of God, stop!

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 07:18 PM (+XD7n)

646

As far as combet scenes go, I would have to agree with whoever said "Platoon". I read somewhere (right after the movie came out) that Dale Dye and several other Vietnam vets who assisted in the filming of the movie had to leave the set during the filming of the final battle because it was too realistic.

 

 

Posted by: DaveinNC at October 14, 2012 07:18 PM (/NgNT)

647 Defrag your drive, evict all the accumulated cruft first, add some memory and it'll feel like a new machine.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 07:18 PM (U6/KF)

648 Fine Fine Fine! I'll eat the toothpaste this time!

Posted by: Joe Biden listening to his inner voice at October 14, 2012 07:19 PM (AUeaU)

649 I got an invite to AARP in the mail, and I'm 46, what are they planning ahead or something? I have two decades before I'm close to retirement age.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 07:19 PM (AeC6r)

650 They fuck you at the drive through!!



How many Joe Pesci lines? Seems like more than his fair share.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 07:19 PM (I4aiX)

651 #638: Super Troopers is a favorite of mine.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 14, 2012 07:19 PM (RLZvP)

652 Defrag your drive, evict all the accumulated cruft first, add some memory and it'll feel like a new machine.
***
I defrag regularly. And I still have issues specifically with the video card (can barely handle dual monitors) and the OS...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2012 07:20 PM (AUeaU)

653 Beerfest had some really great lines in it too, plus Cloris Leachman demonstrating her deep throating ability. OK that was kind of disturbing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 07:20 PM (AeC6r)

654 arlen specter died today

Old news.  I'd poke the body with a cattle prod at the funeral just to make sure though.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 07:20 PM (U6/KF)

655 You shouldn't really need to defrag a system with Windows Vista and later on it, it does it automatically as I understand it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 07:21 PM (AeC6r)

656 I'm convinced this is the perfect moron movie of all time: http://tinyurl.com/ah9pwf

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 07:21 PM (AzDzi)

657 Beerfest had some really great lines in it too, plus Cloris Leachman demonstrating her deep throating ability. OK that was kind of disturbing. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 11:20 PM (AeC6r) Much better!

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 07:21 PM (+XD7n)

658

A little stuffy in there, is it Parker? Here, I'll give you a little air..."

 

Posted by: cody jarrett at October 14, 2012 07:21 PM (yBF/9)

659 War Action: Saving Private Ryan opening landing scene

Posted by: gmannyc at October 14, 2012 07:21 PM (6xwwj)

660

Actually, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid was Carl Reiner, his father.

Re best combat scenes, take a look at the first attack in All Quiet on the Western Front (1930). I can only compare it to D-Day in Saving Private Ryan. It was decades ashead of it's time.

AQWF is a great, great film. I cannot recommend it highly enough. 

Posted by: Vertov at October 14, 2012 07:22 PM (rRr9n)

661 eman if you can't enjoy Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid I think there may be something wrong with your upbringing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 07:22 PM (AeC6r)

662 647 The Expendables had some great action sequences in it, too. I haven't seen the second one but it probably is the same way. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 11:17 PM (AeC6r) Exactly the same, except with one and a half more celebrities.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 07:23 PM (bxiXv)

663 Action : Raiders of the lost ark

Posted by: gmannyc at October 14, 2012 07:23 PM (6xwwj)

664 We need even more movies of typical right-wing facists getting blown to shit.

Posted by: Honest Lib at October 14, 2012 07:23 PM (PTS+l)

665 Back to may latest zombie book now. May you know the peace of Landru.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 07:23 PM (+XD7n)

666 Steve McQueen was supposed to be a really nice guy, too Yep. My dad used to race motorcycles against him. Sat around and drank beers and bs'd when they were done, just like everybody else. McQueen used to sign up for races under the pseudonym Clutch Cargo.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2012 07:23 PM (rVkqa)

667 Classic PWNAGE- Indiana Jones shoots the swordsman.

Han and Chewey drive off the Storm Troopers only to be chased back down the hall.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 07:23 PM (I4aiX)

668 Old Lady Thatcher is a magnificent woman. The British Left took great glee in undoing all her work after she retired, and look where it got the UK. That should have been our lesson as Americans, but no-o-o-o, we had to elect the Marxist. Now as we are experiencing something of the Seventies Socialism in our own lives again, we should keep her words in mind for the future.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 14, 2012 07:24 PM (1GunI)

669 672 We need even more movies of typical right-wing fascists getting blown to shit. But first... Oh, never mind, right on!

Posted by: Mel Gibson at October 14, 2012 07:24 PM (FcR7P)

670 649 arlen specter died today. o.o
***
If you have nothing good to say...
 

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2012 11:17 PM

 

Just open with the vitriol and finish with expletives.

 

Posted by: otho at October 14, 2012 07:25 PM (yBF/9)

671 eman if you can't enjoy Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid I think there may be something wrong with your upbringing. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 11:22 PM (AeC6r) I thought it was well done in some ways and her breasts certainly were out of alignment, but it insisted on itself.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 07:25 PM (+XD7n)

672

Didn't they film Matrix 2 and Matrix 3...back to back, in a hurry because of an impending strike?

 

Can't remember which Union it was that was about to go on strike...but I read at the time, that they had moved up production of both of them because of it.

 

Best action sequence.

Damn...that's a tough call.

I always thought that the scene of the double launch of two shuttles, on 'Armageddon'...then the scene at the Space Station...continuing on to the slingshot around the Moon...was a hell of an action sequence.

 

Might be best to break that down to different types of 'action sequence'...like battle scene, chase scene, etc.

Because there really are so many good ones.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 07:25 PM (l5RhJ)

673
But first... Oh, never mind, right on!
___
Ahem old chap, but shouldn't you be telling us to blow you?

Posted by: The English at October 14, 2012 07:25 PM (AUeaU)

674 #674: Hey, there's a Moron who uses that name! I don't think I've seen him in a while, though.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 14, 2012 07:26 PM (RLZvP)

675 655 I got an invite to AARP in the mail, and I'm 46, what are they planning ahead or something? I have two decades before I'm close to retirement age.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 11:19 PM (AeC6r)


You are near 50 which is AARP's age for you to join.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 14, 2012 07:26 PM (Zd/NW)

676 503 You think you got problems?

http://www.mymiserablelife.com/

"I'm so deeply in debt that I can't even
breathe. I have a student loan debt that is enough to buy a huge fucking house.
But instead, because of the debt, we have to live in a shitty little house that
leaks when it rains and smells like dog urine. And, for the pleasure of taking
out the enormous student loans that I will be repaying for 35 years (that's
until I'm almost 70 fucking years old!), I get to work in a job that sucks so
hard I want to blow my brains out every day I set foot in the door. All I ever
encounter is the ass-end of humanity. I would settle for a job that is simply
"thankless," since what I get instead is people constantly threatening either to
sue me or kill me. It makes me want to fake my own death and assume a false
identity. "

Lots more where that came from..

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 10:43 PM (U6/KF)



If they got a grievance degree in "XXXX" studies, they made their own bed.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 07:28 PM (kaalw)

677 I'm a presidential election away, that's jumping the gun a bit. I'd gnaw my own arm off before joining the AARP in any case.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 07:28 PM (AeC6r)

678 667
.
Re best combat scenes, take a look at the first attack in All Quiet on the Western Front (1930).     Posted by: Vertov at October 14, 2012 11:22 PM     Yes. That is some fucked up trench combat.

Posted by: otho at October 14, 2012 07:28 PM (yBF/9)

679

@638  As far as great lines  from  movies, let's not forget all the  plays made into movies: 

 

Any of Tennessee Williams (Cat on a Hot Tin   Roof )   (Streetcar Named Desire) etc.

 

A Man for All Seasons

 

Who's Afraid of Virginia   Woolf

 

Which got me to thinking--50's and 60's were the decades for plays made into movies.  Shitload of great ones.

Posted by: obie doobie at October 14, 2012 07:28 PM (Q2wni)

680 When you get your first AARP thing in the mail, the line has been crossed, and you can't step back over it. Do what Satan does with his. Kill it with fire.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 07:29 PM (+XD7n)

681 How does AARP know how old we are?

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 07:30 PM (l5RhJ)

682 Sex scene best? ( non rated x) Against All Odds

Posted by: gmannyc at October 14, 2012 07:30 PM (6xwwj)

683 The ought to release a "short DVD" of just the action scenes from Sucker Punch. Most people either don't get or don't like the rest of the movie. The action scenes were kind of like bubblegum fun. Nothing deep, just swords and miniguns and dragons and B-25s with one jet engine and stuff like that. Just don't try to make sense of it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 07:30 PM (bxiXv)

684 So, we blew right past the magic number and no one even noticed? What's wrong with us? unrelated: Pixy, please change the comment box font back to what it was before, OK? Thx.

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2012 07:31 PM (JMmQ9)

685 Best sex scene?  Casino, obviously.

Posted by: Joe Pesci at October 14, 2012 07:31 PM (/YJYi)

686 689 How does AARP know how old we are? Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 11:30 PM (l5RhJ) I think they guess. They sure got it wrong in my case. I told them off and they still send me stuff. Saving up for when I can find a load of bricks for free on craigslist.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 07:32 PM (bxiXv)

687 @414
Ingrid(who was married at the time) got knocked up by her Director while making a movie about a Saint!(Joan of Arc)

Result:
http://tinyurl.com/93ua97h

Posted by: comatus at October 14, 2012 07:32 PM (qaVK+)

688 I think love scene is more appropriate......my smart phone acted stupidly

Posted by: gmannyc at October 14, 2012 07:33 PM (6xwwj)

689 Lots more where that came from.. Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 10:43 PM (U6/KF) ----- The munster story in the top 5 was hilarious. Then they got depressing real quick. Read a couple from the 40's category (my category). MFG! After that I will not read the younger categories. Overall quite a depressing site.

Posted by: Up with people! at October 14, 2012 07:34 PM (kzFo5)

690 Arab Spring and Dearbornistan, some rioting required.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2012 07:34 PM (iJ34D)

691 695 @414
Ingrid(who was married at the time) got knocked up by her Director while making a movie about a Saint!(Joan of Arc)

Result:
http://tinyurl.com/93ua97h

Posted by: comatus at October 14, 2012 11:32 PM (qaVK+)



You mean she didn't get an abortion?  Well then, she wasn't a real woman!  Any woman with any sense of self respect would have had that baby sucked out!

Posted by: NARAAL BULL DYKE! at October 14, 2012 07:34 PM (/YJYi)

692

@690  Best  nonX sex scenes?

 

"The Piano" with Holly Hunter and Harvey Keitel

 

"Damage"   with Jeremy Irons and Juliette Binoche

 

Worst  sex scenes?  As in sick?    I just saw "The Piano Teacher"  on Netflix  streaming.  A movie with Isabelle Huppert in which   she  plays  a sexually repressed sado-masochist who goes hog-wild on a student.  Yech!

 

 

Posted by: obie doobie at October 14, 2012 07:34 PM (Q2wni)

693 For action scenes, how about;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8bIEk58LzI

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2012 07:35 PM (AUeaU)

694 the black swan masturbation scene was also disturbingly creepy.

Posted by: jimi ray at October 14, 2012 07:36 PM (79EF9)

695 608 Romney shouldn't be president because he's never drank or done drugs.

Bush shouldn't have been president beacuse he drank and used pot.

Obama was well suited for president because he was (?) a cokehead.

See that makes perfect sense wingnuts. American hates a man who pusses out. Find me a Dem machine poll with an LSD and Bath Salts habit and I'll show you the next president of the United States.

Posted by: Some Consistent Liberal at October 14, 2012 11:05 PM (AUeaU)



Biden?!?!? Oh, hell no!

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 07:37 PM (kaalw)

696 The ought to release a "short DVD" of just the action scenes from Sucker Punch. Most people either don't get or don't like the rest of the movie.
___
Action? Check
Dragons? Check
Hot Chick in a Mini Skirt? Check

What's not to like?

Posted by: Your Average Moron at October 14, 2012 07:38 PM (AUeaU)

697

The kitchen scene...in 9½ Weeks.

That was hot, if you ask me.

Not sure if I would call that a 'sex scene', or a 'love scene', or what....but it was hot.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 07:38 PM (l5RhJ)

698 I thoroughly enjoyed the lesbian scene in Black Swan.

Posted by: Mila Kunis at October 14, 2012 07:39 PM (/YJYi)

699 705 The ought to release a "short DVD" of just the action scenes from Sucker
Punch. Most people either don't get or don't like the rest of the
movie.
___
Action? Check
Dragons? Check
Hot Chick in a Mini Skirt? Check

What's not to like?

Posted by: Your Average Moron at October 14, 2012 11:38 PM (AUeaU)

 

The rest of the movie.

Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at October 14, 2012 07:39 PM (GULKT)

700 I've had taxi rides in SF that were pretty close.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2012 11:06 PM (+XD7n)

 

Now that's funny!

Posted by: Right Wing Chick at October 14, 2012 07:39 PM (y2Ojs)

701 Deliverance

Posted by: gmannyc at October 14, 2012 07:40 PM (6xwwj)

702

468  "There don't seem to be any yard signs for anyone anywhere this year."

 

  All yard signs, banners, bumper stickers etc etc. from both parties  were shipped to Ohio about two months ago.  From now on that is the only state anyone running for president is ever going to campaign in..... makes it easier on the rest of us.... punish Ohio for being full of dumb ass undecideds.  Seems only fair....   

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at October 14, 2012 07:41 PM (B/3gr)

703 Classic PWNAGE- Indiana Jones shoots the swordsman. Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 14, 2012 11:23 PM (I4aiX) That scene was obviously stolen from the Wolfman Jack looking dude cold-cocking the kung-fu waiter, after elaborate kung fu preparations, in "Enter the Dragon".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 07:41 PM (X3lox)

704 710 Deliverance  

Posted by: gmannyc at October 14, 2012 11:40 PM

 

I found that strangely erotic, as well.

Posted by: back door barry soetoro at October 14, 2012 07:42 PM (yBF/9)

705 I found that strangely erotic, as well.

Posted by: back door barry soetoro at October 14, 2012 11:42 PM (yBF/9)



Wasn't nothing strange about that, sweetie!

Posted by: Reggie Love at October 14, 2012 07:43 PM (/YJYi)

706

694  689 How does AARP know how old we are? 
 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 11:30 PM (l5RhJ)

 

 

I think they guess. They sure got it wrong in my case. 

 

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 11:32 PM (bxiXv)

 

----------

 

Yeah, me too...the bastards.

I think they're just trying to make us feel old before out times.

 

I love the idea of ripping my name off, and sending it back to them...just to cost them money.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 07:44 PM (l5RhJ)

707 Best comedy war scene - Kelly's Heros right at the end...when the obstinate German tank commander finds out the bank he's guarding is full of gold bars and the Americans cut a deal with him.  The bank doors are blasted open with a shot from his Tiger tank.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 07:44 PM (U6/KF)

708 Pulp Fiction

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at October 14, 2012 07:45 PM (6JMZR)

709 I think they're just trying to make us feel old before out times.

They want to sell you insurance.  That's about all the AARP does these days is pimp insurance.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 07:45 PM (U6/KF)

710 #715: They probably buy polling data.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 14, 2012 07:46 PM (RLZvP)

711 714 I found that strangely erotic, as well.

Posted by: back door barry soetoro at October 14, 2012 11:42 PM (yBF/9)


Wasn't nothing strange about that, sweetie!
 

Posted by: Reggie Love at October 14, 2012 11:43 PM

 

What's poppin' Reggie? When you gonna drop round again? My door's always open if you wanna come.

 

Posted by: back door barry soetoro at October 14, 2012 07:47 PM (yBF/9)

712 If they're buying FB data, then they think I'm a 20 year old female.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 07:47 PM (U6/KF)

713 Notice how pollsters will ask you for your general age group, say, 18-25, 26-35, 36-50, over 50?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 14, 2012 07:47 PM (RLZvP)

714 I miss Margaret Thatcher. Those were dark days for Britain (us, too) back in the late 1970's, early 1980's. She and Ronald Reagan were rocks. Where have all these types gone to these days?

Posted by: Cowboy at October 14, 2012 07:49 PM (lBDVE)

715 I love lying to the robo-pollsters.  They don't hear you cackling with laughter as you enter the egregiously fake answers.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 07:49 PM (U6/KF)

716 655 I got an invite to AARP in the mail, and I'm 46, what are they planning ahead or something? I have two decades before I'm close to retirement age.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 11:19 PM (AeC6r)


I started getting those effin' things when I was 39. I think they got my name mixed up with my father's but it pissed me off either way. Talk about a freakin' direct mail fail.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 07:50 PM (LTbLf)

717 So many negative vibes...

Posted by: Oddball at October 14, 2012 07:51 PM (B/3gr)

718
Oh, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone and there were all these guys in red pyjamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!

Posted by: Arlen Specter

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 14, 2012 07:51 PM (kdS6q)

719 710 Deliverance

Posted by: gmannyc at October 14, 2012 11:40 PM (6xwwj)


Speaking of "sex" or "love" scenes ...

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 07:51 PM (LTbLf)

720

722 Notice how pollsters will ask you for your general age group, say, 18-25, 26-35, 36-50, over 50?

 

Yep.

And I used to be a good girl and fill out those consumer polls that would come in the mail...and keep the $2 that was enclosed.

Damn.

They probably sold my name dozens of times...to outfits like AARP.

That's why I get so much junk mail.

 


 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 07:51 PM (l5RhJ)

721 717 Pulp Fiction

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at October 14, 2012 11:45 PM (6JMZR)


Speaking of "sex" or "love" scenes ...

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 07:51 PM (LTbLf)

722 I started getting those effin' things when I was 39. I think they got my name mixed up with my father's but it pissed me off either way. Talk about a freakin' direct mail fail. Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 11:50 PM (LTbLf) Me too. I think it was because I was hospitalized for a condition that mainly affects older people when I was 38. Then again, like Jack Benny, I will always be 39, so every time they send me another one it will be the same story.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 07:53 PM (bxiXv)

723 728
... there were all these guys in red pyjamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 14, 2012 11:51 PM (kdS6q)


Sounds like one of those parties Barney Frank used to host as at his place in Washington, DC ... but those weren't pitchforks that they were sticking in each other's butts.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 07:54 PM (LTbLf)

724 "What, like the back of a Volkswagon?"

Posted by: no good deed at October 14, 2012 07:55 PM (mjR67)

725   729 710 Deliverance

Posted by: gmannyc at October 14, 2012 11:40 PM (6xwwj)

Speaking of "sex" or "love" scenes ..   .

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 11:51 PM

 

Well, I loved the sex in that one.

 

Posted by: back door barry soetoro at October 14, 2012 07:56 PM (yBF/9)

726 732

Me too. I think it was because I was hospitalized for a condition that mainly affects older people when I was 38.

Then again, like Jack Benny, I will always be 39, so every time they send me another one it will be the same story.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 11:53 PM (bxiXv)


My grandfather used to play the "39" game as he said he was 39 for most of my youth. Of course, when I turned 39, his claim didn't quite seem believable anymore. He's actually still alive at the age of 90.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 07:56 PM (LTbLf)

727 735

Well, I loved the sex in that one.

Posted by: back door barry soetoro at October 14, 2012 11:56 PM (yBF/9)


What was more erotic? Ned Beatty's squeals or the fact that the Hillbilly rapist probably hadn't showered in months.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 07:58 PM (LTbLf)

728 MIDDLEST! (Just watch! You'll see!)

Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at October 14, 2012 07:58 PM (lBpVP)

729 I think this is the SS schtick. They don't believe people, have no evidence on which to arrest them, so they just threaten and intimidate them. Fuckers.

Posted by: Redd at October 14, 2012 07:59 PM (f0ies)

730

Sex scene best? ( non rated x) Against All Odds 

I liked "No     Mercy "       with Richard Gere and Kim Basinger.

 

 

 

Posted by: Right Wing Chick at October 14, 2012 07:59 PM (y2Ojs)

731 Hello, morons.  Checking in for a minute, though I don't know how long I'll stay.  It's somewhat drunk out and windows open weather, meaning great sleeping here right now.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 14, 2012 07:59 PM (lJJMb)

732 >>>>>most awesome action sequence?<<<<<

The battle in the rain at the end of Seven Samurai.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living.... at October 14, 2012 07:59 PM (BF5Y9)

733 Posted by: back door barry soetoro at October 14, 2012 11:47 PM (yBF/9)



You replaced me bitch.  What's wrong, Marvin won't do for you what I did?  Try sending him to the Olympics instead then.

Posted by: Reggie full of Love at October 14, 2012 08:00 PM (/YJYi)

734 What are you doing with that hamster, Dave? I'm going to have to ask you to stop, Dave.

Posted by: PIXY-HAL 9000 at October 14, 2012 08:01 PM (vDl/w)

735 741 Hello, morons. Checking in for a minute, though I don't know how long I'll stay. It's somewhat drunk out and windows open weather, meaning great sleeping here right now. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 14, 2012 11:59 PM (lJJMb) Well then, for the love of God, sleep. I stayed up until almost 6 this morning (not my choice), woke up groggy at 2:30, DAY GONE.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 08:01 PM (bxiXv)

736 We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school...

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at October 14, 2012 08:01 PM (0It32)

737 So there is St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looks like an impressive invincible old guy as he stands behind his podium.  The gates are all gold and dazzling and very tall. Got angels in the background hammering out a rock-jazz fusion of a Gregorian chant. Fluffy clouds float by.

And there standing before St. Peter is Arlen Specter and that poor cooked worker from Bumble Bee Tuna. St. Peter holds his nose and says somberly "Pass."

Arlen starts to move towards the gates and St. Peter holds up a hand. Arlen stops and looks confused.  "I meant the other guy."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2012 08:02 PM (iJ34D)

738 742 >>>>>most awesome action sequence?<<<<<

The battle in the rain at the end of Seven Samurai.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living.... at October 14, 2012 11:59 PM (BF5Y9)


The ambush scene in "Ronin" is a solid entry.  The one where Gregor escapes with "the case".

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 14, 2012 08:02 PM (lJJMb)

739 737 What was more erotic? Ned Beatty's squeals or the fact that the Hillbilly rapist probably hadn't showered in months.  

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 11:58 PM

 

Actually, neither could match the unrequited sexual tension between the toothless guy and Jon Voight. Joe Buck did indeed have a pretty mouth.

 

Bunk!

 

Posted by: back door barry soetoro at October 14, 2012 08:03 PM (yBF/9)

740 Fun Fact about Chuck Yeager: On October 14, 2012 on the 65th anniversary of breaking the sound barrier, Yeager did it again in an McDonnell Douglas F-15 Eagle, out of Nellis Air Force Base near Las Vegas at the age of 89. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Yeager

Posted by: rickl at October 14, 2012 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

741 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkmS6JrWSPU

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 08:04 PM (U6/KF)

742 Hubby (51) and I (50) have been getting AARP junk for a couple of years now. It goes in the shredder with all the credit card invites.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 14, 2012 08:04 PM (DoZD+)

743 Okay, just read some of the late comments. Really? I wanted to learn more about rail guns! But if you want sex scenes in movies, my teenage self found Bonnie and Clyde dry-humping to be something I had not encountered before.

Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at October 14, 2012 08:05 PM (lBpVP)

744 510 NEXT movie question:

most awesome action sequence?

can be a car chase, a gunfight, armed combat...

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 10:44 PM (8sCoq)


How about the gun battle after the bank robbery in "Heat"?

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 08:05 PM (LTbLf)

745 Well then, for the love of God, sleep.

I stayed up until almost 6 this morning (not my choice), woke up groggy at 2:30, DAY GONE.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 12:01 AM (bxiXv)


I'm with you on that one...I've been good at most everything I've ever tried, but I am terrrible at sleeping.  I was up till 0500 last night for no reason, and you know the rest.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 14, 2012 08:06 PM (lJJMb)

746 619 What happened to Houston's heralded defense? They're getting their ass kicked. Rodger's with 6 TD passes.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 14, 2012 11:09 PM

Houston, we have a problem

Posted by: Movie Quote Machine at October 14, 2012 08:06 PM (wwsoB)

747 712 Classic PWNAGE- Indiana Jones shoots That scene was obviously stolen from the Wolfman Jack looking dude cold-cocking the kung-fu waiter, after elaborate kung fu preparations, in "Enter the Dragon". Harrison Ford said he had the flu and wasn't up to the scripted fight scene & they came up with that instead.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2012 08:07 PM (rVkqa)

748 You're welcome.

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 14, 2012 08:07 PM (gfPwZ)

749 The Big Easy had a pretty steamy sex scene. A damn good movie too.

Posted by: stillers at October 14, 2012 08:08 PM (J3Qzb)

750 @753 not that i'm anywhere near that old to really have a feel for the zeitgeist, but i've always read that it was something *nobody* had encountered before...that the movie caused so much controversy precisely because of its sexuality, which was apparently pretty overt for the times.

Posted by: jimi ray at October 14, 2012 08:08 PM (79EF9)

751 That's right.  I may be 89 and my balls may be down to my knees, but they still make yours look like marbles by comparison!

Posted by: Chuck Yeager at October 14, 2012 08:08 PM (/YJYi)

752 Someone once made the claim that the two most quoted movies were The Godfather and Airplane. Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 14, 2012 09:19 PM

Sure looks like I picked a bad week to quit quoting movies!

Posted by: Steve McCroskey at October 14, 2012 08:09 PM (wwsoB)

753 749

Actually, neither could match the unrequited sexual tension between the toothless guy and Jon Voight. Joe Buck did indeed have a pretty mouth.

Bunk!

Posted by: back door barry soetoro at October 15, 2012 12:03 AM (yBF/9)


Does anybody else think that the Burt Reynolds character waited until the Hillbilly was done raping Beatty before he decided to shoot the rapist with his bow and arrow? After all, Burt's character didn't like Beatty's character so he probably just let it happen and said, "Aw, look at that. Poor Chubby's getting a buggering over there under the tree."

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 08:10 PM (LTbLf)

754 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2012 08:10 PM (JMmQ9)

755 Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf *Raises hand...*

Posted by: Every High School student in English Class EVER at October 14, 2012 08:10 PM (sZTYJ)

756 Night Alton!

Posted by: Adam at October 14, 2012 08:11 PM (/YJYi)

757 It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life.
 
PS -- Looks like we are now up to octuple tongues.

Posted by: Ten Beers at October 14, 2012 08:11 PM (ccXZP)

758 "Keep the change, you filthy animal."

Posted by: Braineaterbob at October 14, 2012 08:11 PM (uNg8z)

759 Dang! Mrs W had just asked if anyone had mentioned The Big Easy. I said I haven't seen it. She says she thought we watched it together. So many decades, so many movies. So many blurred nights when the kids were young.

Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at October 14, 2012 08:11 PM (lBpVP)

760 114 Blazing saddles is a contender Posted by: VIA, on the tiny keyboard at October 14, 2012 09:25 PM

Mongo only pawn in game of life

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2012 08:12 PM (wwsoB)

761 I'm with you on that one...I've been good at most everything I've ever tried, but I am terrrible at sleeping. I was up till 0500 last night for no reason, and you know the rest.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 15, 2012 12:06 AM (lJJMb)br]


Merovign, I got up after 4 hours and feel like a damned zombie.  How do you handle it?  I'm moving to a 2nd shift job (3-11:30), and my biggest fear is that it will be easy to stay up all night, and lose all the potentially productive daylight hours.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 14, 2012 08:12 PM (lJJMb)

762 but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be?


Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 09:16 PM (8sCoq)

Second the votes on Princess Bride above.

I mean come on.  Practically every single line in that movie can be mined for just about any situation. 

Posted by: no one of consequence at October 14, 2012 08:13 PM (ZCHxw)

763 You did it! You killed the thread!

Damn you! Damn you all to hell !!!!

Posted by: Col. Taylor at October 14, 2012 08:13 PM (wwsoB)

764 The most memorable (and appropriate for the moment) quote is from "Pulp Fiction" and was uttered by Keitel (aka the Fixer).

Care to venture a guess?

Posted by: navybrat at October 14, 2012 08:13 PM (GxyxV)

765 772, I've worked midshift for about 7 years now. The last 3 years they've been the 12 midshift variety. Thats why I'm wide awake on a day off and it just past midnight (EST). I'm not even sure I could stay up all day even if I wanted too.

Posted by: stillers at October 14, 2012 08:15 PM (J3Qzb)

766 775 The most memorable (and appropriate for the moment) quote is from "Pulp Fiction" and was uttered by Keitel (aka the Fixer).

Care to venture a guess?

Posted by: navybrat at October 15, 2012 12:13 AM (GxyxV)


"Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 08:15 PM (LTbLf)

767 All right....this is the point in the ONT wherein I mention that my hash contains "JMB" and yours do not.  That said, I'm going to bed.  Be good, morons, and failing that, try to be nice.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 14, 2012 08:16 PM (lJJMb)

768 775 >> The most memorable (and appropriate for the moment) quote is from "Pulp Fiction" and was uttered by Keitel (aka the Fixer).
 
See my post # 419.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 08:17 PM (ccXZP)

769 The 3 AM Phone Call:
RRRiiing... RRRiiing... RRRiiing...

Hello, you have reached the Obama residence. If you are an ambassador being murdered, please press1....

Posted by: Obama's Answering Machine at October 14, 2012 08:18 PM (BVkEs)

770 Mercy who tipped over the shithouse

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 14, 2012 08:18 PM (DU15A)

771 779 is TB3K still up and running?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 08:18 PM (ccXZP)

772 510 NEXT movie question:

most awesome action sequence?

can be a car chase, a gunfight, armed combat...
Posted by: Jones in CO at October 14, 2012 10:44 PM

Bank robbery shootout in Heat

Kirk vs Khan battles in ST II

Terminator battles in T-2

Final shark battle in Jaws



Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2012 08:18 PM (wwsoB)

773

random quiz- Bill McKinney, the mountain man rapist in "Deliverance" did 2 Eastwood movies. What were they?

 

Posted by: otho at October 14, 2012 08:19 PM (yBF/9)

774 Trust me you'll thank me: http://tinyurl.com/d39r6ya

Posted by: DAve at October 14, 2012 08:19 PM (NwjeK)

775 My friends, neighbors, and family members have also released a poll this weekend. According to 98% of them, I am a certifiable asshole. What do you guys think?

Posted by: Greg at October 14, 2012 08:19 PM (LTbLf)

776 if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be? Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (1921) Ahahahahahahfasftoruggggg scoamf Goodnight gracies goodnight racies goodnite acies I'm bound to OW! zzzz

Posted by: A More Mindless Than Usual Webworker at October 14, 2012 08:19 PM (lBpVP)

777 And my hash caught vD, St Patrick.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2012 08:20 PM (vDl/w)

778 We're gonna need a bigger thread!

Posted by: Sheriff Brody at October 14, 2012 08:20 PM (wwsoB)

779 What?  There's a poll that shows Romney up by 7 in Florida?  Ignore!  Obviously!  lololol

Posted by: Gerg at October 14, 2012 08:20 PM (/YJYi)

780 785 random quiz- Bill McKinney, the mountain man rapist in "Deliverance" did 2 Eastwood movies. What were they?

Posted by: otho at October 15, 2012 12:19 AM (yBF/9)


"Bronco Billy" and "The Gauntlet."

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 08:20 PM (LTbLf)

781 Harrison Ford said he had the flu and wasn't up to the scripted fight scene & they came up with that instead. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2012 12:07 AM (rVkqa) Yeah ... I heard that story. But I'd lay money that whoever thought it up was thinking of the Bruce Lee movie, since the scene is almost an exact copy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 08:21 PM (X3lox)

782 I got an invite to AARP in the mail, and I'm 46, what are they planning
ahead or something? I have two decades before I'm close to retirement
age.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 14, 2012 11:19 PM (AeC6r)


That's phase one in the aging process.
Phase two is ads for power chairs.
I'm in the final phase.
Adds to save put away money to bury my ass.

Posted by: YIKES! at October 14, 2012 08:22 PM (PlCer)

783 792 785 random quiz- Bill McKinney, the mountain man rapist in "Deliverance" did 2 Eastwood movies. What were they?

Posted by: otho at October 15, 2012 12:19 AM (yBF/9)

"Bronco Billy" and "The Gauntlet."
 

Posted by: Slappy at October 15, 2012 12:20 AM

 

Holy shit. He did those, as well? I thought it was just "Outlaw Joey Wales" and "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot".

 

Posted by: otho at October 14, 2012 08:22 PM (yBF/9)

784 "let's not start plucking each others cocks just yet, gentlemen." Mr. Wolf was a chicken farmer in that movie, right?

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 14, 2012 08:23 PM (CJwi5)

785

Did anyone notice the word greg and clog sound the same

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 14, 2012 08:23 PM (DU15A)

786 I don't think we need a bigger thread.  But a bigger barrel, yes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2012 08:23 PM (iJ34D)

787 I saw someone asking for movies with good Thompson gun action. Of course, the #1 suggestion was Miller's Crossing. Then Public Enemies. I would think the old gangster flixs from the 30s but I don't remember the names.

Posted by: Redd at October 14, 2012 08:24 PM (f0ies)

788 Ambassador Steven's father is asking that his son's death "not be politicized"

Of course, that was directed only at Romney

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2012 08:25 PM (wwsoB)

789 795

Holy shit. He did those, as well? I thought it was just "Outlaw Joey Wales" and "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot".

Posted by: otho at October 15, 2012 12:22 AM (yBF/9)


Yes, he did. I had forgotten about the "Outlaw Josey Wales" and "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot." Dammit.

However, I did remember the guy who played Uncle Leo on "Seinfeld" was in "Outlaw Josey Wales."

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 08:25 PM (LTbLf)

790 An old poll, from like, two days ago.  Compared to a single poll that came out today????  lolololol.  Romney's done, he's TOAST!!!1!1!!  But I never said that. lolol  I work for a polling firm!  By which I mean, I'm a connoisseur of poles!

Posted by: Greg at October 14, 2012 08:25 PM (/YJYi)

791 On Drudge -- now even the Obama campaign is complaining about Candy Crowley moderating the next debate.

*ouch*

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 08:26 PM (U6/KF)

792 Next on TCM is a silent movie that was filmed on Bali - Legong: Dance of the Virgins.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2012 08:26 PM (iJ34D)

793 #757: I think Benny Hill did it first... looking for the skit on yootoob now.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 14, 2012 08:26 PM (RLZvP)

794 739 I think this is the SS schtick. They don't believe people, have no evidence on which to arrest them, so they just threaten and intimidate them. Fuckers.

Posted by: Redd at October 14, 2012 11:59 PM (f0ies)



Don't they have some foreign capital to be passed out in? Or some hookers to shortchange?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 08:26 PM (kaalw)

795 I like sucking poles.

Posted by: greg at October 14, 2012 08:27 PM (J3Qzb)

796 Rasmussen and Gallup, today!  R49-O47!  Bad news for Romney!  Obviously! lololol

Posted by: Gerggles at October 14, 2012 08:27 PM (/YJYi)

797 Quoting an old poll is always funny.

You know what else is always funny? Me having to wear adult diapers due to all my bathhouse activities.

Posted by: Greg at October 14, 2012 08:27 PM (LTbLf)

798 I'd have a witty rejoinder to your criticisms, but I seem to have a rather large cock in my mouth.

Posted by: gerg at October 14, 2012 08:27 PM (d/5qf)

799 Smoking an old pole is always fun.

Posted by: Gerg at October 14, 2012 08:27 PM (vDl/w)

800 800 I saw someone asking for movies with good Thompson gun action. Of course, the #1 suggestion was Miller's Crossing. Then Public Enemies. I would think the old gangster flixs from the 30s but I don't remember the names.  

Posted by: Redd at October 15, 2012 12:24 AM

 

Here you go. Dillinger (1973). Harry Dean Stanston and Richard Dreyfus with BAR's as a bonus...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5AIgPLVU7I

Posted by: otho at October 14, 2012 08:28 PM (yBF/9)

801 I like it when poles enter my rectum

Posted by: greg at October 14, 2012 08:28 PM (J3Qzb)

802 Yep.  Definitely need a bigger barrel.  And not a lumberjack to be spied.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2012 08:28 PM (iJ34D)

803 Monty Python and the Holy Grail is also a very quotable movie. "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Posted by: rickl at October 14, 2012 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

804 @779 ...with d+10 sampling, as though dem enthusiasm were as high as 2008, and, more bafflingly, as though r voters were as enervated. i suspect some will be quite surprised at the quickening of the republican spirit after 4 years under the administrative heel of the most imperial (and perhaps least competent) presidency in recorded history. also, i'm disappointed to see the "momentum shift" be precipitated by such a ridiculous debate performance by veep biden. is that sort of petulant behaviour really what voters in this country want to see in their executive leaders? what happened to gore making a fool of himself for sighing and rolling his eyes like an old woman? now it's good show to blatantly disrespect your opponent with similarly childish antics? american politics in 2012 have been co-opted by what ann coulter correctly calls the worst generation.

Posted by: jimi ray at October 14, 2012 08:28 PM (79EF9)

805 Merovign, I got up after 4 hours and feel like a damned zombie. How do you handle it? Posted by: StPatrick_TN at October 15, 2012 12:12 AM (lJJMb) I don't.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 08:29 PM (bxiXv)

806 On Drudge -- now even the Obama campaign is complaining about Candy Crowley moderating the next debate.


Based on the bar that Biden set for lefty debate excellence, they should bring in Jerry Springer as a replacement.

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at October 14, 2012 08:29 PM (+/VIS)

807 zeera's in the HQ.  's happenin?

Posted by: zeera at October 14, 2012 08:29 PM (Lv9bM)

808 Argh. I was starting to get tired of all the movie talk, and now we're on about polls again. Jesus.

Posted by: rickl at October 14, 2012 08:30 PM (sdi6R)

809 now even the Obama campaign is complaining about Candy Crowley moderating the next debate.

Then why did they agree to having her do it?

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 14, 2012 08:31 PM (gfPwZ)

810 #757: I think Benny Hill did it first... looking for the skit on yootoob now. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2012 12:26 AM (RLZvP) I wouldn't be surprised. The scene has that sort of feel to it. BTW, I meant "Return of the Dragon", which was in 1972.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 08:31 PM (X3lox)

811 For Thompson action see "The Road to Perdition".  In fact, it's a wonderfully great movie that hardly anyone's ever seen or heard of.

Posted by: DAve at October 14, 2012 08:31 PM (NwjeK)

812 799 I don't think we need a bigger thread. But a bigger barrel, yes. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 15, 2012 12:23 AM (iJ34D) You really know how to hurt a guy's feelings.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 08:31 PM (bxiXv)

813 Damn, I say one thing about me taking advantage of the tax code like Romney (and any other sane individual) does and now they think I'm a traitor?

Posted by: Candy Crowley at October 14, 2012 08:33 PM (/YJYi)

814 Argh. I was starting to get tired of all the movie talk, and now we're on about polls again. Jesus.

It's Greg-the-troll's fault. He likes poles. In fact, he can't get enough of 'em.

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 14, 2012 08:33 PM (gfPwZ)

815 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq28qCklEHc

West Side Story-Officer Krupke



Posted by: LC LaWedgie at October 14, 2012 08:33 PM (0It32)

816 For Thompson action see "The Road to Perdition". In fact, it's a wonderfully great movie that hardly anyone's ever seen or heard of. Posted by: DAve at October 15, 2012 12:31 AM (NwjeK) I've heard that Tom Hanks is in it, which is enough for me to know that I don't feel like seeing it, no matter how good it might be. I'll live without it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 08:33 PM (X3lox)

817 My, my that's a nightmarish photo of Big Candy Drudge has up.

Posted by: Tuna at October 14, 2012 08:34 PM (M/TDA)

818 More evidence of Obama momentum.

New ABC/WaPo poll has O+3 nationally 49-46.

Posted by: Greg at October 15, 2012 12:25 AM (wKkyv)

 

The only momentum Obumbles has is circling the toilet bowl before the final GERGLE

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 14, 2012 08:34 PM (DU15A)

819 Then why did they agree to having her do it? Posted by: OregonMuse at October 15, 2012 12:31 AM (gfPwZ) They're making a show to reduce expectations. Also anyone who isn't slobbering on their knobs is obviously biased against them. They complain about every moderator. Pre-emptive victimship.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 08:34 PM (bxiXv)

820 All those that followed the 58 year old balloon record are Greg's bitches.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 14, 2012 08:34 PM (qrpxS)

821 Greg, tell us why you come here to troll with polls?

What is your purpose, really?

Or do you just enjoy being an asshole?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2012 08:34 PM (wwsoB)

822 Gergle gargles and always swallows.

Posted by: Gerg at October 14, 2012 08:35 PM (vDl/w)

823 802 More evidence of Obama momentum.

New ABC/WaPo poll has O+3 nationally 49-46.

Posted by: Greg at October 15, 2012 12:25 AM (wKkyv)


Hey, asshole. Did you see this line from the story reporting that poll:

"In the current poll, Democrats outnumber Republicans by nine percentage points among likely voters ..." Bwahahaha!!!

http://tinyurl.com/9ezw723

So, Obama leads by 3 with a D+9 sample? Which exceeds the partisan advantage held by Democrats in 2008? You're the exact type of idiot to whom these skewed "polls" are targeted.

Posted by: Greg at October 14, 2012 08:35 PM (LTbLf)

824 #824: I'm having trouble finding it, but I think it was a Charlie's Angels parody. Doesn't appear under those search terms, though. I just remember Benny shooting a guy in a gi after the guy showed off an "intimidating" kata.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 14, 2012 08:35 PM (RLZvP)

825 Who is this Greg person?

Posted by: Tuna at October 14, 2012 08:35 PM (M/TDA)

826 Oh dear!  Two polls show Romney up by one in FL!  Bad news for Romney!  Obviously!  I'm a pollster!  Literally!

Posted by: Greggums! at October 14, 2012 08:35 PM (/YJYi)

827 Okay, Lagong: Dance of the Virgins.  The movie was shot in Bali.  One of the last films shot in two strip technicolor.  Also one of the last commercially released silent films made.  They combined the British and American edits to make this restored copy.  So get some violence and nudity.  Now showing on TCM.

Sorry about the boat there Merovign. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2012 08:35 PM (iJ34D)

828 Good evening. I'm only sort of here tonight. Was skimming the ONT earlier at home whilst sipping coffee and nursing my gout-y foot. Most quotable movies? Oh shit...uh, anything Mel Brooks, The Princess Bride, Full Metal Jacket, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Stripes...too damn many, really. Lots of stuff from the 80s with Bill Murray. Best action scenes? Oh shit...well, The Matrix films spring to mind. The first one is wall to wall beatdowns of epic proportions. Also Robert Rodriguez's Desperado. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon which was artful but unfortunately ruined action movies for a generation. The Expendables was the shit. My mind is crammed full of this shit but, like an obstructed bowel, there is much too much trying to get out. The fencing scene at the end of The Princess Bride is also pretty awesome. Best sex scene? Oh shit...uh, my mind is drawing blanks here. Anything I can rub one out to? Actually, one of my all time favorites is the scene between Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas in Desperado. Smoking. HOT!

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2012 08:36 PM (4ixH5)

829

Anyone remember how the trolls were crowing about Obama being up by 7-10 pts in every poll everywhere?

 

Now they're reduced to cherrypicking a handful of MoE polls are "proof" of......something.

 

Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 14, 2012 08:36 PM (RstsB)

830 759 The Big Easy had a pretty steamy sex scene. A damn good movie too.

Yes, but anyone remembering Ellen Barkin being hot in it would do well not to look up any current pictures, nor to read what comes out of her formerly-pretty mouth these days.

Posted by: Splunge at October 14, 2012 08:37 PM (2IW5Q)

831 844
Anyone remember how the trolls were crowing about Obama being up by 7-10 pts in every poll everywhere?

Now they're reduced to cherrypicking a handful of MoE polls are "proof" of......something.

Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 15, 2012 12:36 AM (RstsB)


Let's also not forget that the MoE polls are usually based on huge oversampling of Democrats and undersampling of Independents.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 08:38 PM (LTbLf)

832 Sorry about the boat there Merovign. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 15, 2012 12:35 AM (iJ34D) Yeah, you can complain here, but I'm, huge in Asia.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 08:38 PM (bxiXv)

833 So, Greg, are you still happy that Obama has a 3-point lead in the new ABC/WaPo poll that is using a D+9 sample?

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 08:39 PM (LTbLf)

834 hmm, the AP has a headline up saying that HPV shots don't make girls promiscuous.
 
So much for the fuck juice theory. Damn.
 
Ace hardest hit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 08:39 PM (ccXZP)

835

Oh Greggywegs......

 

That ABC poll had a DEM+9 sample!

 

Oh dear, oh dear......can't even get Obama above MoE by cranking it out to D>2008 anymore???

 

Obama's toast...

Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 14, 2012 08:39 PM (RstsB)

836 "Conan, what is best in life?"

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women."

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 14, 2012 08:40 PM (gfPwZ)

837 a thread about quotable movie lines and no one mentioned The Big Lebowski?

Posted by: vivi at October 14, 2012 08:40 PM (OTPxW)

838 "Huge in Asia" huh?  Like E. Honda?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2012 08:40 PM (iJ34D)

839 849 hmm, the AP has a headline up saying that HPV shots don't make girls promiscuous. Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2012 12:39 AM (ccXZP) Doesn't anybody have any good news today?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 08:41 PM (bxiXv)

840 836 Greg, tell us why you come here to troll with polls?

What is your purpose, really?

Or do you just enjoy being an asshole?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 15, 2012 12:34 AM (wwsoB)


Can I answer that for him? He just enjoys being an asshole. What else do you call someone who touts a 3% Obama lead in a poll using a D+9 sample? What a loser.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 08:41 PM (LTbLf)

841 Is Greg the same guy trolling Hot Air? Gosh..what is his name over there..oh well can't remember but he sounds he same.

Posted by: Tuna at October 14, 2012 08:41 PM (M/TDA)

842 855 The Troll with the Polls. I like it.

Posted by: Tuna at October 14, 2012 08:43 PM (M/TDA)

843 853 "Huge in Asia" huh? Like E. Honda? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 15, 2012 12:40 AM (iJ34D) I was gonna say no, but, yeah, kinda.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 08:43 PM (bxiXv)

844 856 Is Greg the same guy trolling Hot Air? Gosh..what is his name over there..oh well can't remember but he sounds he same.

Posted by: Tuna at October 15, 2012 12:41 AM (M/TDA)


To eliminate the confusion, you can just call him "asshole." It seems to be the preferred name for him here.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 08:43 PM (LTbLf)

845 #824: I'm having trouble finding it, but I think it was a Charlie's Angels parody. Doesn't appear under those search terms, though. I just remember Benny shooting a guy in a gi after the guy showed off an "intimidating" kata. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2012 12:35 AM (RLZvP) If it was a Charlie's Angels parody then it was long after Return of the Dragon. There might have been a movie before that did the same with a sword duel scene, but the minute I saw the scene in Indiana Jones I immediately thought of the Bruce Lee movie - mostly because that Wolfman Jack character always stuck with me for his goofiness. In the end of that scene he knocks himself out with nunchakus.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 08:43 PM (X3lox)

846 852 a thread about quotable movie lines and no one mentioned The Big Lebowski? Posted by: vivi at October 15, 2012 12:40 AM (OTPxW) Now people are just makin' up movies.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 08:43 PM (bxiXv)

847 Posted by: Tuna at October 15, 2012 12:41 AM (M/TDA) Pardon the non-sequiter but are you still dolphin safe? http://tinyurl.com/99tt5x4

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2012 08:43 PM (4ixH5)

848 #844: How about Patsy Kensit in Lethal Weapon 2?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 14, 2012 08:44 PM (RLZvP)

849 Well in Lagong they just had a line of topless women going to market.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2012 08:44 PM (iJ34D)

850 844
Anyone remember how the trolls were crowing about Obama being up by 7-10 pts in every poll everywhere?

Now they're reduced to cherrypicking a handful of MoE polls are "proof" of......something.


Obama is still winning, dammit. He is leading overwhelmingly among registered Democrats, Government-union members, food-stamp recipients, and hobos. He is expected to win handily in the swing states: California, New York, Massachusetts, Vermont, Maine, Maryland, Connecticut. What more does he need?

Posted by: Some Not-At-All Desperate Democrat at October 14, 2012 08:44 PM (2IW5Q)

851 I'm proud to be an expert on pole...er, polls.....

Posted by: Gerg, full of semen at October 14, 2012 08:44 PM (9LHgH)

852 Yes I'm the same sad sack of shit that trolls hot gas and thinks that I make a difference!

Posted by: GumbeyandPokey! at October 14, 2012 08:45 PM (/YJYi)

853 Doesn't anybody have any good news today? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith Oh, I'd say that story about Shrillery is pretty good news. It's going to be fun to watch it all play out. Gushie & I may need to break out the whipped cream early.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2012 08:45 PM (rVkqa)

854 787 My friends, neighbors, and family members have also released a poll this weekend. According to 98% of them, I am a certifiable asshole. What do you guys think?

Posted by: Greg at October 15, 2012 12:19 AM (LTbLf)



You can get a certificate for that?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 08:45 PM (kaalw)

855 Merovign, lol.  Ready to take on M. Bison then?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2012 08:46 PM (iJ34D)

856 Greg Havent you gone fooked yourself yet? If not, now's good.

Posted by: Axelrod at October 14, 2012 08:46 PM (66rv5)

857 How about Patsy Kensit in Lethal Weapon 2?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 15, 2012 12:44 AM (RLZvP)



Bastard.  I had a girlfriend in high school who looked just like her.  Tits and everything

Posted by: Adam at October 14, 2012 08:46 PM (/YJYi)

858 What is your purpose, really? It's the checks from Axlerod.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2012 08:47 PM (rVkqa)

859

Nah, Greg's not Gumbyandpokey at HA

 

Gumby  seems to have almost given up trying. A few very lame "Oh hi guys here's some poll I dredged up showing Obama ahead.....no takers? Ok fuck it..." efforts.

 

Greg is frantically spinning to the bitter end.

Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 14, 2012 08:47 PM (RstsB)

860 Oh, I'd say that story about Shrillery is pretty good news. It's going to be fun to watch it all play out. Gushie & I may need to break out the whipped cream early. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2012 12:45 AM (rVkqa) I was all like "meh..." until the last part.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 08:47 PM (bxiXv)

861

a thread about quotable movie lines and no one mentioned The Big Lebowski?

 

'This is our concern, Dude.'

Posted by: Brandt at October 14, 2012 08:48 PM (fhXAm)

862 AP has a headline up saying that HPV shots don't make girls promiscuous.

This obvious defect should have been found in the clinical trials!

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 08:49 PM (U6/KF)

863 Well, it's not a movie, but I'm partial to Laphroaig Cask Strength. Fookin breakfast of champions, it is.

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 14, 2012 08:49 PM (CJwi5)

864 Biden Bounce!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Gergerator at October 14, 2012 08:49 PM (8HhF2)

865

BTW the Democrats  must be  getting VERY nervous about Pennsylvania.....

 

PPP hastily put together a PA poll. No doubt it  will be a propaganda piece that will  show Obama up by a squillion, but the fact that PPP needs to do this at all suggests PA is very wobbly indeed.

Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 14, 2012 08:49 PM (RstsB)

866 Momentum has swung this weekend.

Speaking of momentum, you should have heard the rhythmic slapping sounds I was making with various partners at my bathhouse. I was like Sandusky after a 12 pack of brews!!!

Posted by: Gerg at October 14, 2012 08:49 PM (LTbLf)

867

>>Doesn't anybody have any good news today?

 

I just bought a new Layout Blind with my Cabela's Bucks.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2012 08:49 PM (fhXAm)

868 870 Merovign, lol. Ready to take on M. Bison then? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 15, 2012 12:46 AM (iJ34D) Naw, I do think I'm gonna put "Chun Li Cosplay" into image search, though.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 08:49 PM (bxiXv)

869 802 More evidence of Obama momentum.

New ABC/WaPo poll has O+3 nationally 49-46.

Posted by: Greg at October 15, 2012 12:25 AM (wKkyv)



It is a +9 D sample, higher than the D turnout in 08.


It does have the burning question of "Who do you think is more likely to go bungee jumping"?

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 14, 2012 08:49 PM (Zd/NW)

870 @805 - I just went to Drudge but he's got a big old picture of Oliver Reed in drag up on the home page. 

Posted by: JEM at October 14, 2012 08:49 PM (o+SC1)

871 One of the many random thoughts that cross my mind (it's a short trip):
 
Since the media is playing up the 4 days that Choomboy is spending prepping for the debate Round 2, when he sucks balls again how will they spin that?
 
Perhaps I should just ask Greggie, he's our resident spinmeister with prolapsed hemorrhoids. I'm talking about an asshole specialist.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 08:50 PM (ccXZP)

872 Gushie & I may need to break out the whipped cream early.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2012 12:45 AM (rVkqa)


...


I'm listening.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2012 08:50 PM (4ixH5)

873 Oh my.

Posted by: Every glib byline at Hot Air at October 14, 2012 08:50 PM (8HhF2)

874 Why do people post things to make me devalue their opinion so, like saying they treat the Southern Poverty Law Center as a credible source of anything? How can I like people when they keep saying such dumb things?

Posted by: Bete stays up at October 14, 2012 08:51 PM (8kIXE)

875 His "prep" appears to consist of golfing, chowing pizza, and burning down some monster spliffs.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 08:52 PM (U6/KF)

876 Since the media is playing up the 4 days that Choomboy is spending prepping for the debate Round 2, when he sucks balls again how will they spin that? Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2012 12:50 AM (ccXZP) Same way they spin everything else.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 08:52 PM (bxiXv)

877 @884 - So here's a question for the scientists: if we flush Obama down the toilet, and the Australians flush Julia Gillard, will they swirl opposite directions down the bowl?

Posted by: JEM at October 14, 2012 08:52 PM (o+SC1)

878 886 One of the many random thoughts that cross my mind (it's a short trip):

Since the media is playing up the 4 days that Choomboy is spending prepping for the debate Round 2, when he sucks balls again how will they spin that?


I'll believe that Obama spent 4 straight days doing homework when I see 10 solid citizens give affidavits saying that.

Until then, I'll figure it's all choom and pizza delivery.

Posted by: Splunge at October 14, 2012 08:52 PM (2IW5Q)

879 Doesn't anybody have any good news today? Arlen Specter's dead. I've been repeating that to myself all day.

Posted by: Scobface at October 14, 2012 08:52 PM (IoNBC)

880 If I may offer a thought...

Whoever wrote that song Call Me Maybe needs to be taken out back, knocked around with a baseball bat or crowbar and then shot.

The girl who sings it, if she's hot enough, can make it up to me by slobbing on my bell end.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2012 08:53 PM (4ixH5)

881 I wish people would stop talking about pizza.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 08:53 PM (bxiXv)

882 886

Perhaps I should just ask Greggie, he's our resident spinmeister with prolapsed hemorrhoids. I'm talking about an asshole specialist.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2012 12:50 AM (ccXZP)


Specialist alright. He apparently has 14 different medicated lotions, creams, and gels to deal with those prolapsed hemorrhoids, including two specific brands that were manufactured in Bangladesh.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 08:53 PM (LTbLf)

883 @874 ...some of the brilliant beacons of scintillating intellect here might do well to take a page from the book of the hot air commentariat. as ignorant of the political mood in this country as greg would have to be to actually put his faith in any poll with a ca. d+10 sampling, i strongly *suspect* he posts biased poll results to have a laugh at all of the "adults" in the ont falling all over themselves to engage in their personal penile fixations with tired, repetitious jokes. honestly, who is more the "asshole"? the troll who throws the flame bait, or the "adults" who fall all over each other to take it? the "worst generation" cuts both ways, sadly, and i'm more than a little sick of seeing conservatives on the smartest con site in the net rushing to beclown themselves with the sort of puerile gay-baiting taunts that wouldn't even be clever on a kindergarten playground. vive le ton nouveau.

Posted by: jimi ray at October 14, 2012 08:53 PM (79EF9)

884 Naw, I do think I'm gonna put "Chun Li Cosplay" into image search, though.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith
----------------------------
Watch out for the Jackie Chan hits.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2012 08:54 PM (iJ34D)

885 SPLC is all about raking in phat cash to fund Morris Dee's lifestyle. 

Poverty, law, terrorism, hate crimes, etc not so much.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 08:54 PM (U6/KF)

886

>>Democrats must be getting VERY nervous about Pennsylvania.....

Nervous?  Nah -

anyone know where I can get me a huntin' license?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 14, 2012 08:54 PM (fhXAm)

887 or pudding. seriously, that would be a fun mess to clean up.

but all kidding aside this Libya thing bugs the shit outta me. Im freaked out that my friend who works out there has disappeared without a word. Not that he doesnt DO that occasionally but generally he does let me know if hes alive or not, off and on. If those Geniouses negligently ended my friend, i will take it very very personally and i want to see them all perp walked for the crap they did.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 14, 2012 08:54 PM (r7Ddb)

888 Didn't Candy Crowley used to be smaller than a Prius? Or am I just remembering wrong?

Posted by: Splunge at October 14, 2012 08:55 PM (2IW5Q)

889

Posted by: jimi ray at October 15, 2012 12:53 AM (79EF9)

 

Go fuck yourself you sanctimonious asswipe.  Your posts are just as annoying as greg's.

Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at October 14, 2012 08:55 PM (GULKT)

890 I'm stho, sthooooo disthappointed in you guysth.

Posted by: jimi ghey at October 14, 2012 08:55 PM (8HhF2)

891 Posted by: jimi ray at October 15, 2012 12:53 AM (79EF9) You have to pretend to be into Betsy.

Posted by: Scobface at October 14, 2012 08:56 PM (IoNBC)

892 Gushie & I may need to break out the whipped cream early. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2012 12:45 AM (rVkqa) I find your ideas intriguing. Do you have a newsletter to which one, such as myself, might subscribe?

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 14, 2012 08:56 PM (CJwi5)

893 Wait, what? I made the top 10? Huh?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2012 08:56 PM (dYizu)

894 886 One of the many random thoughts that cross my mind (it's a short trip):

Since the media is playing up the 4 days that Choomboy is spending prepping for the debate Round 2, when he sucks balls again how will they spin that?

Perhaps I should just ask Greggie, he's our resident spinmeister with prolapsed hemorrhoids. I'm talking about an asshole specialist.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2012 12:50 AM (ccXZP)


I thought he spent 3 days prepping in Vegas for his last debate?


So is doing lines of blow off of young boys' asses now considered "debate prep"?

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 14, 2012 08:56 PM (Zd/NW)

895

849 hmm, the AP has a headline up saying that HPV shots don't make girls promiscuous.

 

But it can make them retarded!

A woman came up to me in the parking lot and told me this.

So Rick Perry is evil for trying to make little girls get this shot!

 


 

Posted by: Michelle Bachman at October 14, 2012 08:56 PM (l5RhJ)

896 All you fools mocking Gerg are immature asswipezz!  I am the god of intellect on this blog and IIIII say you are fools!!!1!11!!!

Posted by: Jimuz Rayuz at October 14, 2012 08:57 PM (/YJYi)

897 Watch out for the Jackie Chan hits. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 15, 2012 12:54 AM (iJ34D) That may have actually been the highlight of City Hunter. Boy did that adaption never quite find the right note throughout.

Posted by: Bete stays up at October 14, 2012 08:57 PM (8kIXE)

898 Now why would the Obama campaign be scared of little ol Candy? I thought the MSM was there friend

Posted by: Tuna at October 14, 2012 08:57 PM (M/TDA)

899 894 Doesn't anybody have any good news today?

Arlen Specter's dead. I've been repeating that to myself all day.

Posted by: Scobface at October 15, 2012 12:52 AM (IoNBC)



Uncle Horse's feet are out of the bandages and hes gonna be ok. the wound has stopped draining and now we are just painting iodine on his soles to harden them up and make them tougher. im pretty thrilled.


his little baby kitties have been feeling punky but now recovered and all is well on the farm. Is that good enough for you? I know Robert will want to know

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 14, 2012 08:57 PM (r7Ddb)

900 Damn this IPad spell thingy. It turned their into there.

Posted by: Tuna at October 14, 2012 08:58 PM (M/TDA)

901 I know Robert will want to know Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 15, 2012 12:57 AM (r7Ddb) Robert is most delighted to know!

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2012 08:58 PM (4ixH5)

902 i'm so cool i don't need a fuckin' shift key. did i mention that i'm from new york today?

Posted by: jimi rape at October 14, 2012 08:59 PM (IoNBC)

903 Mitt Romney doesn't care about fat people.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at October 14, 2012 08:59 PM (8HhF2)

904 Looks like the Dems are teeing up the angles for the town hall....they are flooding twitter, according to twitchy, about Sensata, a Bain owned company that's outsourcing jobs to China. These people are like friggin termites, they're swarming twitter so it stays on top as a trending story. They have no clue how the world works. Romney hasn't managed Bain in 12 years. He doesn't run the company. He doesn't own the company. He's not the king of the company. He can't just pick up the phone and command a change. They have the most screwed up imagination about executive leadership ever. But then, look at their Idol....

Posted by: vivi at October 14, 2012 08:59 PM (OTPxW)

905 The Bacon communication hub is secret? Since when?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2012 08:59 PM (dYizu)

906 Damn this IPad spell thingy. It turned their into there.

Posted by: Tuna at October 15, 2012 12:58 AM (M/TDA)


I get blamed for everything these days.

Posted by: Autocorrect at October 14, 2012 08:59 PM (4ixH5)

907 OK, I'm just now signing in to the ONT. I have one question. Is it wrong that Margaret Thatcher makes me feel funny in my no-no area?

I'm guessing that she gave Mr. Thatcher a right good thrashing in their time.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at October 14, 2012 09:00 PM (hPlLv)

908 Sure thing, jimi ray. Maybe if we all try real hard we can aspire to post the type of sanctimonious blather that you put on display in #898. You want to try to have a level-headed discussion with complete assholes that stop by here to be ... well ... assholes, then feel free. But don't look down at those of us treating an intellectually dishonest troll like Greg like the pile of dog shit that he is. Good day, sir!!!

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 09:00 PM (LTbLf)

909 spellings and grammer is soooo yesterday!!!

Posted by: jimi ray at October 14, 2012 09:00 PM (/YJYi)

910 Hey jimi, suck my wee. I'm Mitt Romney and I approve this message

Posted by: Free Willard at October 14, 2012 09:00 PM (8HhF2)

911 913 Now why would the Obama campaign be scared of little ol Candy? I thought the MSM was there friend

Posted by: Tuna at October 15, 2012 12:57 AM (M/TDA)


Pre-emptive strike. They want to make sure that she understands what they expect of her.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 14, 2012 09:00 PM (Zd/NW)

912

Julia Gillard will get flushed very soon indeed.

 

Her leadership is so inept she's fallen back on her very last prop, the "Sexist!!" card....

 

Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 14, 2012 09:01 PM (RstsB)

913 Karen Allen (Marion from Raiders of the Lost Ark) did several nude scenes in "Until September", if you're willing to sit through a boring romantic drama for courtesy breasts.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 14, 2012 09:01 PM (RLZvP)

914 I find your ideas intriguing. Do you have a newsletter to which one, such as myself, might subscribe?

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 15, 2012 12:56 AM (CJwi5)


you mean, a racy one with pictures of bebe and me? sadly no, doesn't exist.


I dont even rant on Facebook. i just post funny images of cats and wry sayings about how much i love coffee. Oh, and pinups for Alex and Robert, when i find good ones. Oh and images of Uncle Horse and the Kitties because they have all the fans.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 14, 2012 09:01 PM (r7Ddb)

915 Pre-emptive strike. They want to make sure that she understands what they expect of her. Posted by: MrCaniac at October 15, 2012 01:00 AM (Zd/NW) Yep. It's been one of Barky's standard plays since ... forever. It's one of his only plays.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 09:02 PM (X3lox)

916 Mmmmmmmmm, pinup giiiirrls!

*Drools*

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2012 09:02 PM (4ixH5)

917 Is that good enough for you? I know Robert will want to know Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 15, 2012 12:57 AM (r7Ddb) That is very good news! I am glad to hear about both, I do worry. I still don't have this woman in my house: http://preview.tinyurl.com/9pbqcek but, it is good news nevertheless. (warning, that is a very *crass* photo)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 09:02 PM (bxiXv)

918 That still doesn't explain why people who were unable to hurt him with guns decide to try to use their fists instead. And it works.

Bullets run in a lower priority common user landscape thread. 

Posted by: DaveA at October 14, 2012 09:03 PM (wcjj2)

919 Julia Gillard will get flushed very soon indeed. Her leadership is so inept she's fallen back on her very last prop, the "Sexist!!" card.... Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 15, 2012 01:01 AM (RstsB) Bad move for her. She's not very sexy, at all.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 09:03 PM (X3lox)

920 There was an old SNL joke that perfectly captures Obama's approach to being an executive: "I have full responsibility...but not the blame."

Posted by: Splunge at October 14, 2012 09:03 PM (2IW5Q)

921 919- Yeah well Choom and the Hill gang outsourced Ambassador protection. I imagine that they'll have a testimonial to run from Ambassador Stevens on how that is such a good thing during the debate commercials, right? Miserable people, the entire lot of them from the heads of the chain of command down to their Twitter supporters.

Posted by: Bete stays up at October 14, 2012 09:03 PM (8kIXE)

922 898 speaking of asshole experts...........
 
I give you jimi ray. Free, but not of communicable diseases.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 09:03 PM (ccXZP)

923 i enjoy this site very much. however i have experience in the South and i am very put-off by conservatives' anti-science and anti-ghey wheyz. please try to understand.

Posted by: jimi yay at October 14, 2012 09:04 PM (8HhF2)

924 (warning, that is a very *crass* photo)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 01:02 AM (bxiXv)


Not that crass.  She's totally got her shirt on.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2012 09:04 PM (4ixH5)

925 903 Didn't Candy Crowley used to be smaller than a Prius? Or am I just remembering wrong?

Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2012 12:55 AM (2IW5Q)


No, you're remembering it wrong, though she's been that way long before the Prius was first put on the market.

BTW, leveraging some of jimi ray's "supreme authority" as arbiter of all that is mature and appropriate on this site, I am going to have to ask you to cease posting these types of sophomoric comments.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 09:05 PM (LTbLf)

926 The funniest thing about Troll #2's request is that we can learn from HA, which is fucking OWNED by the fucking trolls whom everyone pampers with constant responses, to ignore trolls. Seriously, what the actual fuck?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 09:05 PM (bxiXv)

927 900 SPLC is all about raking in phat cash to fund Morris Dee's lifestyle.

Poverty, law, terrorism, hate crimes, etc not so much.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 12:54 AM (U6/KF)



Didn't his group do "Jungle Love"?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 09:05 PM (kaalw)

928 927
Julia Gillard will get flushed very soon indeed.

Her leadership is so inept she's fallen back on her very last prop, the "Sexist!!" card....


To judge by Tim Blair's blog, she seems like quite an inept leader (and starting off your leadership with a huge lie regarding the carbon tax can't be good). But she still seems better than Obama. For example, she doesn't seem to hate the country she is in charge of. But replacing her with Kevin Rudd doesn't seem very promising.

Posted by: Splunge at October 14, 2012 09:06 PM (2IW5Q)

929 we should all model society on the new england model and not those awful southern states of maryland and delaware!

Posted by: jimi sayz at October 14, 2012 09:06 PM (/YJYi)

930 From Yahoo!  Worst sexy Halloween costumes.  I see a synergy of the straight jacket costume with some guy asking "Does this smell of chloroform?"

http://tinyurl.com/9tjvr4u

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2012 09:06 PM (iJ34D)

931 Not that crass. She's totally got her shirt on. Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2012 01:04 AM (4ixH5) It's even buttoned up. She has such a nice smile, too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 09:06 PM (bxiXv)

932 Boobies! Yay, boobies! Oh, did poor widdle jimi taste the wrath of the TB3K?

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 14, 2012 09:07 PM (CJwi5)

933 937 898 speaking of asshole experts...........

I give you jimi ray. Free, but not of communicable diseases.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2012 01:03 AM (ccXZP)


I hear he shares Greg's prolapsed hemorrhoid problem. Poor guy. But that's what happens when you regularly insert your head in your own anus.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 09:07 PM (LTbLf)

934 Bill McKinney,

Outlaw Josey Wales
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

Wasn't he in the Orangoutan flix as the bad guy biker?

Posted by: DaveA at October 14, 2012 09:07 PM (wcjj2)

935 Oh, I am such an idiot. If I hadn't said I *didn't* have her, I could have said "no, that's my shirt she has on." See what honesty gets you? Missed opportunities!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 09:07 PM (bxiXv)

936 "Where are we? I can't see!"

"Well, there's not much to see, actually. We're inside a Chinese dragon."

Posted by: Dan K. at October 14, 2012 09:07 PM (YN8Bn)

937 Since the media is playing up the 4 days that Choomboy is spending prepping for the debate Round 2, when he sucks balls again how will they spin that?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2012 12:50 AM

TFG decided to hold his prep next to a golf course

That's like prepping Biden next to a bar or a mental hospital

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2012 09:07 PM (wwsoB)

938 @927 - is the latest action against Craig Thomson enough to bring down the government if he has to leave the House?


Posted by: JEM at October 14, 2012 09:08 PM (o+SC1)

939 Now why would the Obama campaign be scared of little ol Candy? I thought the MSM was there friend They aren't, they are just trying to set the field so that the undecided idiots will thinks she is something other than an enlisted member of Choom's rank when she spends all her time trying to (metaphorically...maybe) shell Romney during the debate that the MSM can then cite when they attempt to pile on post debate. Also if Choom fails it gives them and their MSM allies a built in target if she dares let a tough question through, you know anything like what is Choom's favorite color.

Posted by: Bete stays up at October 14, 2012 09:08 PM (8kIXE)

940 940 BTW, leveraging some of jimi ray's "supreme authority" as arbiter of all that is mature and appropriate on this site, I am going to have to ask you to cease posting these types of sophomoric comments.

I do not think you have achieved jimi ray's level of moral authority. You need to be more detached, more superior-in-your-own-mind, more above-it-all. Think Obama with his nose in the air, and that "I'm better than you" look in his eye.

Posted by: Splunge at October 14, 2012 09:08 PM (2IW5Q)

941

919 Looks like the Dems are teeing up the angles for the town hall....they are flooding twitter, according to twitchy, about Sensata, a Bain owned company that's outsourcing jobs to China. ....

 

And Barky's Jobs Czar, Jeffry Imelt of GE...has been actually doing what they're accusing Romney of doing. 

We're talking tens of thousands of jobs, too...that Imelt has outsourced to China.

*While* being TFG's Jobs Czar!

 

But these little dumbasses probably don't know that.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 09:08 PM (l5RhJ)

942 See what honesty gets you? Missed opportunities!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 01:07 AM (bxiXv)


Always remember, *bullshitting* is the best policy.

Posted by: Robert at October 14, 2012 09:09 PM (4ixH5)

943 902 or pudding. seriously, that would be a fun mess to clean up.

but all kidding aside this Libya thing bugs the shit outta me. Im freaked out that my friend who works out there has disappeared without a word. Not that he doesnt DO that occasionally but generally he does let me know if hes alive or not, off and on. If those Geniouses negligently ended my friend, i will take it very very personally and i want to see them all perp walked for the crap they did.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 15, 2012 12:54 AM (r7Ddb)



I'd imagine that the Administration is doing their level best to keep everyone who was in Libya out of the media (and probably out of the country) until after the election. They don't seem to be doing anything constructive -- just throwing up word clouds and stonewalling.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 09:09 PM (kaalw)

944 I do not think you have achieved jimi ray's level of moral authority. Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2012 01:08 AM (2IW5Q) Also, they used capital letters. Each blog has a troll who won't use caps properly. PW had one for years, I think HA has two, it's a *thing*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 09:10 PM (bxiXv)

945 Uncle Horse's feet are out of the bandages and hes gonna be ok. the wound has stopped draining and now we are just painting iodine on his soles to harden them up and make them tougher. im pretty thrilled.

his little baby kitties have been feeling punky but now recovered and all is well on the farm. Is that good enough for you? I know Robert will want to know

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 15, 2012 12:57 AM (r7Ddb)



I was going to ask. That's great news!

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 09:10 PM (kaalw)

946
Robert is most delighted to know!

Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2012 12:58 AM (4ixH5)


robert did you see the images i put up on the bookface of the feral kitties' new house that my friend donated for their shelter? Its just a little plastic child playhouse, only a little bigger than a very large dollhouse. I suppose large enough to seat three preschoolers comfortably. my mom started giving me instructions on how to put it up on a pallet, so it would be dry and give it a better plywood floor, and bed it with straw to make it warmer, and more comfy for them. it was hard not to laugh out loud.


so i have a shop project for the week with Grim.


we were watching look the new digs over and laughin our asses off. Im gonna try to find some way to put it by Uncle Horse's stall. That way the gang can all hang out together.




Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 14, 2012 09:10 PM (r7Ddb)

947 Oh kami, Robert is telling Merovign to do the John Cusak 'Say Anything' approach...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2012 09:11 PM (iJ34D)

948 954 Duh. Should have thought that one through. Up way too late tonight. Yes ..that's my excuse..sleep deficit.

Posted by: Tuna at October 14, 2012 09:11 PM (M/TDA)

949 obama is ghey that's what i shey

Posted by: e.e. cummings at October 14, 2012 09:11 PM (8HhF2)

950 I'm a little stunned that anyone would seriously try to argue that Florida has swung 7 points in a single day based on a debate that occurred 3 days ago. I guess maybe Floridians are so grateful to know that Obama is holed up at some golf resort that they might be rewarding him /sarc I'll dig through that ABC poll when I get to my hotel, but I can already tell you it is a Romney +5 poll.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 14, 2012 09:11 PM (9Uq0z)

951 Always remember, *bullshitting* is the best policy. Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2012 01:09 AM (4ixH5) I know, I keep forgetting. Stupid upbringing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 09:11 PM (bxiXv)

952 smartest con site in the net

Whatever led you to believe AoS is some sort of conservative site, or even smart?  There's libertarian (not Paultard doper/truther libertarian) and contrarian streaks here a mile wide, and the content is pretty eclectic and doesn't march in lockstep with much of anything.

AoS leans right most of the time, but that's about as far as it can be taken.  The republican party "leadership" is openly mocked, as are quite a few of the so called "conservative" media personalities.

There was a description of AoS in some blog awards category years ago that best described it - FratBoytarian.




Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 09:13 PM (U6/KF)

953 the "worst generation" cuts both ways, sadly, and i'm more than a little sick of seeing conservatives on the smartest con site in the net rushing to beclown themselves with the sort of puerile gay-baiting taunts that wouldn't even be clever on a kindergarten playground.

vive le ton nouveau.

Posted by: jimi ray at October 15, 2012 12:53 AM

So, you're sick of what you read here? From what I see of your time here, it seems like the welcome mat was yanked away long ago for you.

Do you ever wonder why the lights go out suddenly every time you go to visit someone?

maintenant rentrer à la maison et d'obtenir votre boîte de cirage de putain

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2012 09:13 PM (wwsoB)

954 i will take it very very personally and i want to see them all perp walked for the crap they did. Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 15, 2012 12:54 AM (r7Ddb) It would make my life to see that happen. At the very least, even if they all get pardoned, to have the truth stapled to them so everyone knows.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 09:13 PM (bxiXv)

955 914 gushka Your horse had kitties? Now that's newsworthy.

Posted by: rickl at October 14, 2012 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

956 I hope it's not mocking me! I am always lookin' out for The Folks after all.

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at October 14, 2012 09:14 PM (8HhF2)

957 @943 - She's basically an urban Green who's Labor largely by historical legacy.  She stuck the knife into her predecessor then did something sane people don't do:

She formed a government with the Greens.

For the next year and a half she functioned basically as a sock-puppet for the leader of the Greens, with his arm up her backside moving her lips and driving the implementation of a bunch of policies (including the infamous carbon tax) at their behest which she'd previously promised not to do.

Labor's largely been wiped out in state elections, and the Greens even more so, they have kind of a ranked-preferences voting system down there and so second choices matter but now everyone's pissing on everyone else.

The head of the federal Liberals (the conservative party) seems like a sensible guy; the state Liberal governments that have sprouted up following the application of electoral Roundup to Labor have ranged fairly widely in effectiveness.

Posted by: JEM at October 14, 2012 09:15 PM (o+SC1)

958 935 There was an old SNL joke that perfectly captures Obama's approach to being an executive: "I have full responsibility...but not the blame."

Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2012 01:03 AM (2IW5Q)


wasnt there an old Kids In The Hall episode that had a guy who got put in charge of the Copier Machine And who became DRUNK WITH POWER!!!! ??


  thats what this crew reminds me of.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 14, 2012 09:15 PM (r7Ddb)

959 Howdy, Splunge! Did you see my arguments against the propositions you were favoring last night?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 09:16 PM (kaalw)

960 vive le ton nouveau.

Posted by: jimi ray at October 15, 2012 12:53 AM

Evidently Mr Jimi is an educated man. Now I really hate him



Posted by: Doc Holliday at October 14, 2012 09:16 PM (wwsoB)

961 962 Oh kami, Robert is telling Merovign to do the John Cusak 'Say Anything' approach... Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 15, 2012 01:11 AM (iJ34D) Unfortunately, I suck at following advice. It would probably work. I'm just me.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 09:16 PM (bxiXv)

962 Worst sexy costume #8 would probably get the Moron Horde take-out approval.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2012 09:16 PM (iJ34D)

963 845, Ellen Barkin was never pretty. She just had this hot steamy whore thing going for her, at least in The Big Easy. I know she is in a TV show now but I'm not into gay shows. I denounce myself.

Posted by: stillers at October 14, 2012 09:17 PM (J3Qzb)

964 974 Howdy, Splunge! Did you see my arguments against the propositions you were favoring last night?

Hello. I don't think I did, unless I read them and forgot the name, and I don't think that happened. Must have gone to bed before. I have, I'm afraid, mailed my ballot. But I will go look to see what you said anyway. Might learn something.

Posted by: Splunge at October 14, 2012 09:18 PM (2IW5Q)

965 I denounce myself. as well you should, low-brow.

Posted by: jimi rape at October 14, 2012 09:18 PM (IoNBC)

966 So, you're sick of what you read here?

Messiah complex.  He think he can fix it...by writing visually impenetrable stuff people MEGO on and just scroll past

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 09:18 PM (U6/KF)

967 So what have we learned in this thread. Really nothing of value, except that there is now a strong reason to believe that Greg and jimi ray are members of the same bathhouse.

Posted by: Slappy at October 14, 2012 09:19 PM (LTbLf)

968 DOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMED

Posted by: RomneylosesGerg at October 14, 2012 09:19 PM (8HhF2)

969 edumacated!?!?!  i'ma phd studentzz!!!

Posted by: jimi rayuz at October 14, 2012 09:19 PM (/YJYi)

970 Quantity != quality when it comes to polls.


Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 09:20 PM (U6/KF)

971 983 please cease this puerile gay-baiting at once. it is unbecoming of a respectable conservative establishment.

Posted by: Jimi Ray III at October 14, 2012 09:20 PM (8HhF2)

972 I suck cock.  By choice.  But I repeat myself!  DOOM!!!1!11!11!!

Posted by: Greggie at October 14, 2012 09:20 PM (/YJYi)

973 Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at October 15, 2012 01:14 AM (8HhF2)
 
Ahh, a frequent flyer on the Barbed Horsecock Of Satan. Tell me, does it taste like honey as the rumors suggest?
 
Perhaps I should ask jimi. He's much more mature in his opinions.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 09:21 PM (ccXZP)

974 I can't in good conscience vote for a man in Mitt Romney whose supporters make fun of Lefty trolls on this blog. Good day!!!

Posted by: Romneylosesjimiray at October 14, 2012 09:21 PM (LTbLf)

975 You know, that Mrs. Thatcher sure sounds like she's advocating Thinly-Veiled Social Darwinism (tm.)

Posted by: Barack Strawman Obama at October 14, 2012 09:22 PM (8HhF2)

976 I don't think of this as a frat boy place in any way (despite the pantomime BJ animated gif I just posted), but rather a place where people who think and worry about events can let their verbal hair down and engage in satisfying banter. And/or freak out and run in circles.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 09:23 PM (bxiXv)

977 i'm more than a little sick of seeing conservatives on the smartest con site in the net rushing to beclown themselves with the sort of puerile gay-baiting taunts that wouldn't even be clever on a kindergarten playground. And yet fuckwit, you come back night after night after night & try to piss on our pudding. You must be upper management in the Axlerod brigade, pulling in the big trolling bucks. Somebody TB3K this cockholster already, I'm tired if interrupting my giggles with the need to scroll past it's war & peace sized mutterings.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2012 09:23 PM (rVkqa)

978 974 Howdy, Splunge! Did you see my arguments against the propositions you were favoring last night?

OK, I scanned your arguments, and while I'll have to look at them more closely, they sure look to be a possibly-sound case that I was suckered by both 32 and 35. Damn. It's hard to be a voter in this state. Maybe the only way to do it is to start from "No" and only accept really really good reasons to vote any other way.

Posted by: Splunge at October 14, 2012 09:23 PM (2IW5Q)

979 Fuck Romney and Obama, I'm voting Gary fucking Johnson!  Aiyeeee!

Posted by: jimirayloseshis(her(its'?)) mind at October 14, 2012 09:24 PM (/YJYi)

980 @978 - Yeah, Ellen Barkin at her best was basically a live version of an inflatable Love Me Tender doll.

She's been a stupid urban twat for a long time, though.

Posted by: JEM at October 14, 2012 09:24 PM (o+SC1)

981 I've heard that Tom Hanks is in it,
He's the protagonist.  It's a good flic.  Worth putting away the damn Hollywood lefties hat for.  Newman, Jude Law, Daniel Craig, etc.

Posted by: DaveA at October 14, 2012 09:24 PM (wcjj2)

982 I wonder if Jimi was a classmate of T. Coddington van Voorhees VII?

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 09:24 PM (U6/KF)

983 970 914 gushka
Your horse had kitties? Now that's newsworthy.

Posted by: rickl at October 15, 2012 01:13 AM (sdi6R)


since its a neutered boy horse, particularly so.



No Uncle Horse is a cat rancher. he raised a mess of abandoned kittens in his stall. now he keeps them as pets and gets upset when he is stabled where he cant see them. So i have hive stabled by the hay barn where they now live, and when one also had kittens. He has been very injured and almost died, but through it all he has had the cats in and out of his stall and whe hes outside its not uncommon to see him standing gaurd over a pile of sleeping kittens. 



i have heard of race horses that get attached to a dog or a chicken or a goat to the point they get upset if they aren't stabled with them but i had never seen it happen on my place till him. This is where the saying "got his goat" comes from. If you wanted to subtly mess up a horse favoured to win, before his race, steal his stable pal and hed wear himself out, unable to rest before the race. I can say this would work. Uncle horse has hysterics without his cats, and i mean full blown running in circles, hysteria.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 14, 2012 09:25 PM (r7Ddb)

984 991 You know, that Mrs. Thatcher sure sounds like she's advocating Thinly-Veiled Social Darwinism (tm.)

Posted by: Barack Strawman Obama at October 15, 2012 01:22 AM (8HhF2)


You know I always hate it when you talk about those "thinly-veiled" guy friends of yours in front of the girls....

Posted by: Michelle "the beard" Obama at October 14, 2012 09:25 PM (kaalw)

985 The spirit that built LGF resurfaces

Posted by: DAve at October 14, 2012 09:25 PM (NwjeK)

986 Maybe the only way to do it is to start from "No" and only accept really really good reasons to vote any other way. Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2012 01:23 AM (2IW5Q) For at least 15 years, it's been "assume they're lying." Does not make it easier, actually.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 09:26 PM (bxiXv)

987 So lets be honest here. Which religious group would you rather have your neighbors be? Hands down Mormons, billion kids and 24/7 conversion attempts aside, no late night drunks, patriotic, no half naked fat chicks watering their lawn on Sunday, ridiculous amounts of baked goods and you always have a designated driver. Worst? Atheists. Armpit hair, sanctimonious, on and on about how smart they are and how dumb those wing nuts are. It would be like living in Rachel Maddows tv studio.

Posted by: Dick Hertz at October 14, 2012 09:26 PM (xV30b)

988 Greg go to bed! Nobody reads comments after midnight!

Posted by: David A. at October 14, 2012 09:26 PM (6LvlL)

989 I find your ideas intriguing. Do you have a newsletter to which one, such as myself, might subscribe? Posted by: DC in Towson We'll clue you in to the newsletter when the 'ettes get that shirtless pic Marine.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2012 09:26 PM (rVkqa)

990 994 974
Howdy, Splunge! Did you see my arguments against the propositions you were favoring last night?


OK, I scanned your arguments, and while I'll have to look at them more closely, they sure look to be a possibly-sound case that I was suckered by both 32 and 35. Damn. It's hard to be a voter in this state. Maybe the only way to do it is to start from "No" and only accept really really good reasons to vote any other way.

Posted by: Splunge at October 15, 2012 01:23 AM (2IW5Q)



Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings. At least you've got the "throw the SCoaMF under the bus" vote in.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 09:27 PM (kaalw)

991 If the Mormon borrows your weed whacker, you stand a decent chance of getting it back in operational condition.  If the atheist borrows it, it'll come back with the pull cord missing, the motor seized because they didn't bother to mix oil with the gas, and the gas cap will be gone.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 09:30 PM (U6/KF)

992 898 i'm more than a little sick of seeing conservatives on the smartest con site in the net rushing to beclown themselves with the sort of puerile gay-baiting taunts that wouldn't even be clever on a kindergarten playground.

vive le ton nouveau.    

Posted by: jimi ray at October 15, 2012 12:53 AM

 

I don't need to rush to beclown myself. I take my sweet time, thank you very much. Also, my puerile taunts are too, clever. The kindergarteners always have nothing as a comeback.

Ma bicyclette ne marche pas.

 

Posted by: otho at October 14, 2012 09:30 PM (yBF/9)

993

@979

 

Actally, it does, if Florida is really Romney up 4-5 then all polls are MoE.

 

Even your mates at PPP have conceded Romney's winning Florida. Even with a D>2008 and 56% women, they can't get your man ahead. So FL is gawn......

 

You're better off wasting your trolling energy trying to convince us 20% of Ohions voted 76-20 for Obama.....

 

Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 14, 2012 09:31 PM (RstsB)

994 Does anyone know if there has been a statewide poll for Illinois? With the shifts in other mid-western states, I'd be interested to see what the spread there is...

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2012 09:32 PM (sZTYJ)

995 I think it would be outstanding if Obama thinks FL is still winnable though...then he's gonna waste money here he could have spent holding MI, WI or OH.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 09:33 PM (U6/KF)

996 We'll clue you in to the newsletter when the 'ettes get that shirtless pic Marine. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2012 01:26 AM (rVkqa) Tell you what, bebe, 6 November, or the morning after. We win, you get some pic-love. But I demand boobehs in return. Whipped cream or otherwise. Deal?

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 14, 2012 09:34 PM (CJwi5)

997

Obama will waste money there. He's too proud to admit he's pulling out.

 

And he's definitely too proud to concede PA and MI might be in play....

Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 14, 2012 09:34 PM (RstsB)

998 I'm wondering what the polls would do if Hillary said that Obama was a miserable, lyin' SCoaMF on national TV -- 'cause there seems to be a large bus-like object stalking her these days, and I don't take her for someone who takes such things lightly.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 09:35 PM (kaalw)

999

999....This is where the saying "got his goat" comes from. ...

 

That's so cute, gushka, about Uncle Horse.

And so true.

It's like a woobie for a horse, when they imprint on another animal like that.

 He probably enjoys the sound of them purring.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 09:35 PM (l5RhJ)

1000 I'd post a shirtless pic, but that might break the blog again.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 09:37 PM (bxiXv)

1001 If I somehow missed anyone on my blogroll, let me know. http://politicalhat.com

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2012 09:37 PM (sZTYJ)

1002 #1009: And I'm pretty sure Obama just pissed away the women's vote by trying to throw Hillary under the bus. Night of the PUMAs II! The horror hit of the season, for Team Obama!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 14, 2012 09:39 PM (RLZvP)

1003 II demand boobehs in return. Whipped cream or otherwise. Deal? Posted by: DC in Towson Heh, Gushie & I have been discussing the Mitt victory pic. It'll be chock full of boobiliciousness.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2012 09:40 PM (rVkqa)

1004 I already know that people generally prefer a shot of my shirt without me to a shot of me without my shirt.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 09:41 PM (kaalw)

1005 I want to see somebody do an honest poll in NY.  The last one done there was months ago and crazy tilted like D+30. 

If up/down state are polled honestly, NY is more like a D+10 state.   The recession/depression has rendered the upstate NY economy comatose.  Those people are NOT happy campers at all these days.  Even the rural upstate Dems are likely to abandon Obama in significant numbers.

If the NYC moonbat turnout is weak,  NY can flip.  These are not normal times.  Not at all.  


Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 09:42 PM (U6/KF)

1006 I live near Chicago...I wouldn't be surprised if it's relatively close in IL. Romney won't win, but it seems GOP congresspeople are polling very well.

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at October 14, 2012 09:44 PM (626t3)

1007 1001 We've upset DAve again. Expect a long winded lament in some daywalker thread once again.
 
DAve, perhaps you could also lay out your case why ace shouldn't have banned IDoWhatIWant just for annoying him.
 
Because jimi rage is far more annoying in my book.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 09:45 PM (ccXZP)

1008 Turkey, roast beef, pizza, pasta, Spanish rice and beans, chicken soup, teriyaki beef and rice, fried sammiches, creamy tomato and basil soup... butter-fried chicken... Why does nothing sound good? Yech. Hungry and no idea what I want. Actually I feel nostalgic for stuff I can't eat now. Annoying as hell. Plblblblblblblbl...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 09:45 PM (bxiXv)

1009 Mero, almonds. Lots and lots of almonds.

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 14, 2012 09:47 PM (CJwi5)

1010 Making fun of a troll is bad guys.  Baaaaaad.

Posted by: Adam at October 14, 2012 09:48 PM (/YJYi)

1011 1026 Making fun of a troll is bad guys. Baaaaaad. Posted by: Adam What are you going to do? Spank us?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2012 09:49 PM (rVkqa)

1012 1024 Now I'm hungry......invite me over, feed me, and I'll tell you tales of how the oceans drank Atlantis.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 09:49 PM (ccXZP)

1013 1015 999....This is where the saying "got his goat" comes from. ...

That's so cute, gushka, about Uncle Horse.
And so true.
It's like a woobie for a horse, when they imprint on another animal like that.
He probably enjoys the sound of them purring.

Posted by: wheatie at October 15, 2012 01:35 AM (l5RhJ)



he is a gentle soul. Unless you are changing the  bandage on his foot, which transforms him into a squirmy cranky toddler who weighs 800 lbs. but if you hold him and talk nice and feed him treats, then he chills out and lets me doctor his foot. But like any child, he is easily bribed with candy or cookies.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 14, 2012 09:49 PM (r7Ddb)

1014 What are you going to do? Spank us? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2012 01:49 AM (rVkqa) Hey why does he get an invitation?!?!?!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 09:50 PM (bxiXv)

1015 I was, uh, joking.  But if you'd like a spanking, sure.

Posted by: Adam at October 14, 2012 09:51 PM (/YJYi)

1016 1020 I already know that people generally prefer a shot of my shirt without me to a shot of me without my shirt.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2012 01:41 AM (kaalw)


i have a shot of your shirt with you in it!



AND I LIKE IT!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 14, 2012 09:51 PM (r7Ddb)

1017 >> What are you going to do? Spank us?
 
The thought has crossed my mind a time or two.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 09:52 PM (ccXZP)

1018 Hey why does he get an invitation?!?!?! I'm not Zut dammit!!!!!! It was a simple question/python reference.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2012 09:52 PM (rVkqa)

1019 i have a shot of your shirt with you in it! AND I LIKE IT! Heh, me too.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2012 09:53 PM (rVkqa)

1020 1025 Mero, almonds. Lots and lots of almonds. Posted by: DC in Towson at October 15, 2012 01:47 AM (CJwi5) I still have like 30 lbs. I will give away a lot during NaNo, though. 1028 1024 Now I'm hungry......invite me over, feed me, and I'll tell you tales of how the oceans drank Atlantis. Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2012 01:49 AM (ccXZP) Heard it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 09:53 PM (bxiXv)

1021 1031 I was, uh, joking. But if you'd like a spanking, sure.
 

Posted by: Adam at October 15, 2012 01:51 AM

 

Call me, big boy. The number's 555-LUVLOG.

Posted by: back door barry soetoro at October 14, 2012 09:54 PM (yBF/9)

1022 "but if you had to name ONE movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most quotable, which would it be?"

"Air Bud: Golden Receiver"

That, or

"Goonies"

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 14, 2012 09:54 PM (aJxJ8)

1023 >> What are you going to do? Spank us? The thought has crossed my mind a time or two. Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2012 01:52 AM (ccXZP) No, it is much too perilous!

Posted by: Sir Lancelot at October 14, 2012 09:54 PM (sZTYJ)

1024 Sorry Barry, don't swing that way.  NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Adam at October 14, 2012 09:55 PM (/YJYi)

1025 Actually I feel nostalgic for stuff I can't eat now.

Sounds like some doctor put you on a grazing diet...where you don't get to eat food, rather you get to eat what food eats.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 09:55 PM (U6/KF)

1026

...Why does nothing sound good? Yech. Hungry and no idea what I want.

 

"What's taters, precious?"

 

Can you eat potatoes Merovign?

Sometimes late at night, I get the hungries like that...and a baked potato with some ham or bacon, hits the spot.

Or I chop up a potato and steam it in a covered dish in the microwave...cuz that's faster.

 

Potatoes have minerals like potassium, that help me sleep better. 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 09:56 PM (l5RhJ)

1027 I'm not Zut dammit!!!!!! It was a simple question/python reference. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2012 01:52 AM (rVkqa) Zut alors!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 09:57 PM (bxiXv)

1028
"Goonies"

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 15, 2012 01:54 AM (aJxJ


for me its Princess Bride, and Serenity/Firefly


after that--



Any goddamn Mel brooks Movie you could name, they are all so fuckin quotable. 



and Anything MontyPython. I think i was warped in my formative years.


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 14, 2012 09:58 PM (r7Ddb)

1029 Sounds like some doctor put you on a grazing diet...where you don't get to eat food, rather you get to eat what food eats. Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 01:55 AM (U6/KF) Oh Hell No. I just can't eat certain foods that make me bleed internally, because that sucks. You'd think being from another planet would be really cool, and you'd get all the chicks, but nooooo... the food makes you sick.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 09:59 PM (bxiXv)

1030 I've been putting that fake Potassium chloride salt on everything.  It solved some leg cramp problems I was having.  There's enough Sodium chloride in stuff, that nobody needs more of that...

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 09:59 PM (U6/KF)

1031 Welcome to this evening's Presidential debate.  First, however, we'd like to welcome two special guests who have a duet for President Obama.

Please welcome Hillary Clinton and CIA Director Gen. David Petraeus, singing Cee-Lo Green's 'Fuck You'.

(hey, it COULD happen...)

Posted by: Candy Jowly at October 14, 2012 09:59 PM (o+SC1)

1032 Potatoes have minerals like potassium, that help me sleep better. Posted by: wheatie at October 15, 2012 01:56 AM (l5RhJ) Thanks for reminding me today was so ****** up I forgot to buy vitamins. I'm out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 10:00 PM (bxiXv)

1033 1035 i have a shot of your shirt with you in it!


AND I LIKE IT!

Heh, me too.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2012 01:53 AM (rVkqa)



That was great fun. I'm so glad that managed to happen amidst all the chaos.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 10:00 PM (kaalw)

1034 What are you going to do? Spank us? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2012 01:49 AM (rVkqa) *licks hamd* *winds up* TWHACK!! Was is good for you too?

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 14, 2012 10:00 PM (CJwi5)

1035 I was kidding about Goonies and Air Bud. Hoped it was obvious.

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 14, 2012 10:01 PM (aJxJ8)

1036 My bro's teen daughter has Crohn's...her diet is crazy restricted because of it.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 10:02 PM (U6/KF)

1037 And now Radio 4 presents The Death of Mary Queen of Scotts.

http://youtu.be/UmMD4ij8GHk

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2012 10:03 PM (iJ34D)

1038 1052 My bro's teen daughter has Crohn's...her diet is crazy restricted because of it. Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 02:02 AM (U6/KF) Isn't it *fun?*

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 10:03 PM (bxiXv)

1039 apocalypto had some great lines

Posted by: jimi rape at October 14, 2012 10:03 PM (IoNBC)

1040 VDH has a new one up -- http://pjmedia.com/victordavishanson/

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 10:04 PM (kaalw)

1041

It's easy to develop a potassium deficiency...and not know you have it going on.

 

Especially for me...since I'd rather eat red meat and chocolate, as my primary food groups.

But fruits and veggies are our best source of potassium.

 

Low potassium intake can cause insomnia...or make it tough to sleep longer than a few hours.

At least in some people it can.

It does that to me.

 

I've never seen two sources agree on how much potassium we need, though.

It ranges from 1000 mg to 3000 mg per day.

A banana, an avocado and a large potato...would get you close to 1000 mg., if memory serves.

 

 

Sea salt has minerals in it, that regular table salt doesn't.

That's why it helps lower blood pressure.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 10:09 PM (l5RhJ)

1042 Night all. Gonna dream of pudding dipped 'ettes. Nom nom nom.

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 14, 2012 10:09 PM (CJwi5)

1043 Oh, I thought this thread was dead.  I see it was merely resting.  Pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 14, 2012 10:10 PM (iJ34D)

1044 I confess...I've never seen model airplanes sold using ads like this...

http://tinyurl.com/8eub6gw

Hot women in a crackhouse setting?  Oy!

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 10:10 PM (U6/KF)

1045 Did I ever y'all about the time I walked out on Young Dr. Frankenstein? It was the 70s, I took a date to it (not a frequent flyer event for this geek) and it cost me waaaaay too much hard earned cash.........
 
I kept saying 'the black-n-white is a gimmick. The color portion will start shortly'. After about 15 minutes of me getting steadily madder, I went 'this fucking move is in BnW!' I went to the cage to get my money back; alas, no satisfaction.
 
I didn't even get laid that night. Thus my hatred for YDF, BnW movies, jimi ray (hey, he's a freebie I threw in), and sex with inanimate objects.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 10:12 PM (ccXZP)

1046 *licks hamd* *winds up* TWHACK!! Was is good for you too? Posted by: DC in Towson Accccckkk, are you trying to get your wife to kill me???!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2012 10:12 PM (rVkqa)

1047 Also thought "Karate Dog" had some really memorable lines....

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 14, 2012 10:13 PM (aJxJ8)

1048 Is it time!?!?

Posted by: Battle of Hastings at October 14, 2012 10:13 PM (/YJYi)

1049 Damn.

Posted by: Battle of Hastings at October 14, 2012 10:14 PM (/YJYi)

1050 1057 It's easy to develop a potassium deficiency...and not know you have it going on.

Especially for me...since I'd rather eat redmeat and chocolate, as my primary food groups.
But fruits and veggies areour best source of potassium.

Low potassium intake can cause insomnia...ormake it tough to sleep longer than a few hours.
At least in some people it can.
It does that to me.

I've never seen two sources agree on how much potassium we need, though.
It ranges from 1000 mg to 3000 mg per day.
A banana, an avocado and a large potato...would get you close to 1000 mg., if memory serves.


Sea salt has minerals in it, that regular table salt doesn't.
That's why it helpslower blood pressure.

Posted by: wheatie at October 15, 2012 02:09 AM (l5RhJ)



Years back, when I was SCUBA diving regularly, I took potassium supplements to avoid cramping.....at some other time, I took to taking zinc supplements because I was around a lot of people who had kids. Now I've taken to alternating them on different days so that I don't have to worry about stuff combining.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 10:14 PM (kaalw)

1051 Posted by: Berserker at October 14, 2012 10:57 PM (FMbng) Beserker, don't know if you're still around but I ordered some tobacco from smokersoutlet like you recommended. I got the Smokin' G stuff and LOVE IT!! Very cheap and tastes great. Much better than most of the expensive tobaccos. Cleaner and better cut, too. Thanks for the heads up on it. Mega-thanks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 10:14 PM (X3lox)

1052 Now?

Posted by: Battle of Hastings at October 14, 2012 10:14 PM (/YJYi)

1053 Any goddamn Mel brooks Movie you could name, they are all so fuckin quotable.

and Anything MontyPython. I think i was warped in my formative years.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 15, 2012 01:58 AM (r7Ddb)

 

Fehgelas (or however you spell it)

 

Oops that's going to get jimi ray's panties in a bunch because its gay-baiting.

Posted by: buzzion - at October 14, 2012 10:15 PM (GULKT)

1054 1057 It's easy to develop a potassium deficiency...and not know you have it going on. Posted by: wheatie at October 15, 2012 02:09 AM (l5RhJ) I probably do, though it's tested often enough. Had the insomnia for years (well, always, but worse).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 10:15 PM (bxiXv)

1055 1062 *licks hamd*

*winds up*

TWHACK!!

Was is good for you too?
Posted by: DC in Towson

Accccckkk, are you trying to get your wife to kill me???!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2012 02:12 AM (rVkqa)



If the wife don't get you, the arsonist raccoons will.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 10:15 PM (kaalw)

1056 I shot a lot of BnW 35mm film in the desert.  I'm not Ansel Adams, but I like the way BnW forces you to focus on THE picture rather than be seduced by extraneous shit.

Pics of trains at sunset look awesome in BnW too.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 10:16 PM (U6/KF)

1057 So sorry, Hastings.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 10:16 PM (kaalw)

1058 Fucking Hastings.  Good night all.

Posted by: Adam at October 14, 2012 10:17 PM (/YJYi)

1059

1061...re: Young Dr. Frankenstein?

 

Wait! What?...Are you talking about Young Frankenstein?  Because that is like in my library now as one of THE bests.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 14, 2012 10:18 PM (y2Ojs)

1060 Wait! What?...Are you talking about Young Frankenstein? Yeah, what could be wrong with: Nice knockers. Zank you doctah.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2012 10:19 PM (rVkqa)

1061

Candy Crowley? Candy Crowley is the moderator for the next debate/townhall screwup from hell?

 

Seems both campaigns  worried about statements she has made indicating she wants to take a more active role in the proceedings than the candidates would like.

 

 

Posted by: Meremortal at October 14, 2012 10:20 PM (1Y+hH)

1062 Seems both campaigns worried about statements she has made indicating she wants to take a more active role in the proceedings than the candidates would like. Posted by: Meremortal at October 15, 2012 02:20 AM (1Y+hH) Word has it that she's going to eat the loser.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 14, 2012 10:21 PM (X3lox)

1063 Candy Crowley looks like she swallowed a Volkswagen....

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 14, 2012 10:21 PM (aJxJ8)

1064

1066...Years back, when I was SCUBA diving regularly, I took potassium supplements to avoid cramping.....at some other time, I took to taking zinc supplements because I was around a lot of people who had kids. Now I've taken to alternating them on different days so that I don't have to worry about stuff combining.

 

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2012 02:14 AM (kaalw) 

 

Zinc's good, but it's very drying...so I'm careful with it.

But it's hard to find potassium supplements that are more than 99mg/per capsule.

Which means taking a handful a day, if you don't eat veggies with potassium.

 

And most mult-vitamins these days contain...no...potassium.

I don't know why that is, either.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 10:22 PM (l5RhJ)

1065 She is an um, imposing figure.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 14, 2012 10:22 PM (1Y+hH)

1066 >> Wait! What?...Are you talking about Young Frankenstein?
 
You had to be (not) there.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 10:22 PM (ccXZP)

1067

 bebe's boobs destroy at October 15, 2012 02:19 AM (rVkqa)

 

Not      to      mention the "Oof!"

 

Night Adam!

Posted by: concrete girl at October 14, 2012 10:22 PM (y2Ojs)

1068 Romney should be concerned about Crowley for obvious reasons.

Obama is probably lowering expectations and setting her up as the patsy in case he augers in again.  The narcissist in chief gotta have someone else to blame.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 10:24 PM (U6/KF)

1069 1082 As a follow-up,
 
For the longest time, we had a BnW TV. I grew up with BnW shit. To me, color was *a big fucking deal*, as our current VP so eloquently put it.
 
Thus my major league disappointment.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 10:26 PM (ccXZP)

1070 I'm wondering what the polls would do if Hillary said that Obama was a miserable, lyin' SCoaMF on national TV -- 'cause there seems to be a large bus-like object stalking her these days, and I don't take her for someone who takes such things lightly.
--

Both O and C camps are crafty...I'd love to see a showdown too but the stakes are high, mutually assured destruction possible, so I think they'll find a scapegoat.  No doubt the best minds in Hollywood are working on a script now,  just requires a little suspension of disbelief here and a shiny distraction there.

Posted by: Mayday at October 14, 2012 10:27 PM (F3s39)

1071 >> Wait! What?...Are you talking about Young Frankenstein?

You had to be (not) there.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2012 02:22 AM (ccXZP)

 

 

Mine was, "Humanoids of The Deep" with the foxiest guy of the football team at the Drive-In. 

 

Did not work out like I had hoped.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 14, 2012 10:27 PM (y2Ojs)

1072 And most mult-vitamins these days contain...no...potassium. I don't know why that is, either. Posted by: wheatie at October 15, 2012 02:22 AM (l5RhJ) Because they hate us and they want us to be unhappy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 10:28 PM (bxiXv)

1073 hmmm, TB3K has obviously been in action.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 10:28 PM (ccXZP)

1074

This is where it gets disgusting. These moderators don't care about the proceedings and the people watching who are hoping to learn something useful about the candidates and the issues.  They only care about this chance for them to grab the spotlight and make a name for  themselves. 

 

 

Posted by: Meremortal at October 14, 2012 10:28 PM (1Y+hH)

1075 Crowley has already announced her intention to flack shamelessly for Obama. Should she go full-on Raddatz, here's hoping Romney calls her out as a Democrat Cheerleader rather than a debate moderator.

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 14, 2012 10:28 PM (aJxJ8)

1076 You want to talk worst date movies? Sleepers. Shit spread out through time like a plague and deleted romance form my entire life, from childhood to the present day. Lady looked like Lucy lawless, too. She picked the movie.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 10:29 PM (bxiXv)

1077 it's hard to find potassium supplements that are more than 99mg/per capsule

Get French's "No Salt".  I got it in an 11oz shaker.  Its only a few bucks and you can dump on as much as you want, cook with it, etc. 

Stuff doesn't seem to clump up much when its humid either.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 10:30 PM (U6/KF)

1078 Beer is rich in potassium. Don't even try to tell me I'm wrong.
 
It's also a great source of vitamin Pee.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 10:31 PM (ccXZP)

1079 Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
It's a Bus Demolition Derby!
Right here at the Whiiiiiiiiiite House!

Posted by: sistrum at October 14, 2012 10:32 PM (SUlmX)

1080 This is where it gets disgusting.These moderators don't care about the proceedings and the people watching who are hoping to learn something useful about the candidates and the issues.
--

I wish the GOP would let me negotiate the debate next time around.  Or anyone on this site. Why do they agree to the same shit every four years?  Didn't Nancy teach them to just.say.no?

Hell, I'd rather bring in a foreigner to moderate than the US MSM.  Somebody from a tiny island who doesn't give a shit about US politics.

Posted by: Mayday at October 14, 2012 10:33 PM (F3s39)

1081 Romney should be concerned about Crowley for obvious reasons. Obama is probably lowering expectations and setting her up as the patsy in case he augers in again. The narcissist in chief gotta have someone else to blame. Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 02:24 AM (U6/KF) Romney needs to be prepared to pull a Newt, abet in a far more genteel manner...

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2012 10:33 PM (sZTYJ)

1082 1087 You want to talk worst date movies? Sleepers.

Shit spread out through time like a plague and deleted romance form my entire life, from childhood to the present day.

Lady looked like Lucy lawless, too. She picked the movie.    

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 02:29 AM

 

That was one odd movie.

 

Posted by: otho at October 14, 2012 10:33 PM (yBF/9)

1083

1065 1057 It's easy to develop a potassium deficiency...and not know you have it going on. 

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 15, 2012 02:09 AM (l5RhJ)

 

 

I probably do, though it's tested often enough. Had the insomnia for years (well, always, but worse).

 

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 02:15 AM (bxiXv) 

 

------------

 

Apparently with potassium...we each have our own level that we need.

So even being tested, it might show you're 'normal', but that's what's normal for some average that they're working from.

 

Which has to do with all the other things in our life, that we're eating, taking, etc.

When I have to take alergy meds...for example...they apparently leech the potassium out of my system.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 10:34 PM (l5RhJ)

1084 Hell, I'd rather bring in a foreigner to moderate than the US MSM. Somebody from a tiny island who doesn't give a shit about US politics.

Posted by: Mayday at October 15, 2012 02:33 AM (F3s39)

 

It is absolutely amazing that the candidates don't agree to use qualified, non-partisan moderators. There are plenty available once you get away from the the media. A judge or professional mediator for example, could make a very good debate moderator.

 

I would have no moderator, just a clock person. Flip a coin, one guy starts, has 3 minutes to rip. Then the other guy gets 3 minutes and so on. No questions, let the candidates decide what they want to discuss.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 14, 2012 10:38 PM (1Y+hH)

1085 1087 You want to talk worst date movies? Sleepers.

Shit spread out through time like a plague and deleted romance form my entire life, from childhood to the present day.

Lady looked like Lucy lawless, too. She picked the movie.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 02:29 AM (bxiXv)



Oh, no, mon frere.....I have a done much, much worse for a "date movie".



Dangerous Liasons.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 10:38 PM (kaalw)

1086 1087 Lady looked like Lucy lawless, too. Now you've got my attention.

Posted by: rickl at October 14, 2012 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

1087

I hate it when there are women Moderators.

Conservative men are generally very polite...and like we saw with Paul Ryan...they are reluctant to just roll over them, if they start in with the bullshit.

 

Romney didn't have a problem with standing up to Jim Lehrer.

But with Crowley?

Even though she is a cow, she's a woman...and Romney might be as polite to her as Ryan was with Raddatz.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 10:39 PM (l5RhJ)

1088 "Moderators" my ass, they're "Leftators."

Posted by: sistrum at October 14, 2012 10:43 PM (SUlmX)

1089 1093 1087 You want to talk worst date movies? Sleepers. Shit spread out through time like a plague and deleted romance form my entire life, from childhood to the present day. Lady looked like Lucy lawless, too. She picked the movie.


Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 02:29 AM

That was one odd movie.

Posted by: otho at October 15, 2012 02:33 AM (yBF/9)

 look horrible and boring


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 14, 2012 10:43 PM (r7Ddb)

1090

1088....Get French's "No Salt". I got it in an 11oz shaker. Its only a few bucks and you can dump on as much as you want, cook with it, etc.

 

Thanks, PurpAv....I'll look for it.

I love salt.

So I switched to sea salt, but I probably shouldn't use as much of it as I do.

Even tho I've got kinda low bp.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 10:44 PM (l5RhJ)

1091 Oh, no, mon frere.....I have a done much, much worse for a "date movie".

Dangerous Liasons.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2012 02:38 AM (kaalw)

 

 

 

No way you two...Like I said, "Humanoids from the Deep"

WORST DATE MOVIE      EVAH!

Oil drums wash up onto the beach and somehow turn into these greasy gross slimy creatures that rape girls on the beach.  Stupidist premise. 

Posted by: concrete girl at October 14, 2012 10:44 PM (y2Ojs)

1092 I'm listening to Bob Dylan's new album, "Tempest". It's pretty good. The title song is 14 minutes long and is about the sinking of the Titanic. There are violins. It's kind of an allegory rather than a straightforward telling of the story. I'll have to listen again to be sure, but I believe Jim Backus was mentioned. Hey, it's Bob Dylan, not Walter Lord.

Posted by: rickl at October 14, 2012 10:45 PM (sdi6R)

1093

Two podiums, each with mic. One mic works at a time, for three or 5 or whatever minutes the candidates agree upon, then the other mic comes on. Total time, 90 minutes.

 

Then you will learn who has the juice, and who is a pretender.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 14, 2012 10:48 PM (1Y+hH)

1094   1102
No way you two...Like I said, "Humanoids from the Deep"
WORST DATE MOVIE EVAH!
Oil drums wash up onto the beach and somehow turn into these greasy gross slimy creatures that rape girls on the beach. Stupidist premise.  

Posted by: concrete girl at October 15, 2012 02:44 AM

 

Oh, god. I think I saw that at the drive-in. Is that the one where the monsters get their  rape on at a fair, or something?

 

Posted by: otho at October 14, 2012 10:49 PM (yBF/9)

1095 Oh, no, mon frere.....I have a done much, much worse for a "date movie".

Dangerous Liasons.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2012 02:38 AM (kaalw)


I talked a college buddy into taking a gal on a first date to Scream.

Posted by: Methos at October 14, 2012 10:50 PM (6LvlL)

1096

1099 "Moderators" my ass, they're "Leftators."

 

Ain't that the truth.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 10:50 PM (l5RhJ)

1097 Boy, the AP is really on top of things. Tonight, they are reporting on the theft of copper from pump wiring on CA farms, a topic that VDH has been self reporting on for close to two years.
 
Thanks so much, AP, for staying hot and relevant. Dickwads.
 
No linky cuz I'm pissed. Also, no mention of exactly which demographic is doing all this stealing. Hey AP, can you spell 'illegal immigrant?'
 
I didn't think so.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 14, 2012 10:50 PM (ccXZP)

1098 Can't we have a house band that starts playing when the speaking time is up, like the award shows?

Posted by: sistrum at October 14, 2012 10:51 PM (SUlmX)

1099 This is interesting...Lowes sells a 40lb bag of potassium chloride for melting snow/ice or servicing water softeners for only $27.  Claims to be 99.1% pure KCl

http://tinyurl.com/95wttb2

If the other .9% isn't something nasty like floor sweepings from a slaughterhouse, this is about the same price that French's gets for 4 of the 11oz shakers.

If its applicable in potable water processing, I imagine the other .9% has to be something that's not too bad...


Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 10:51 PM (U6/KF)

1100 1102 Oh, no, mon frere.....I have a done much, much worse for a "date movie".

Dangerous Liasons.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2012 02:38 AM (kaalw)



No way you two...Like I said, "Humanoids from the Deep"
WORST DATE MOVIE EVAH!
Oil drums wash up onto the beach and somehow turn into these greasy gross slimy creatures that rape girls on the beach. Stupidist premise.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 15, 2012 02:44 AM (y2Ojs)



From imdb: "Set in Rococco France, a scheming widow and her ex-lover make a bet regarding the corruption of a recently married woman. The ex-lover, Valmont, bets that he can seduce her, even though she is an honorable woman. If he wins, he can have his lover to do as he will."



Nothing like degenerate French aristocrats playing high-stakes relationship games and mocking the very concept of romance to liven up a date....

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 10:51 PM (kaalw)

1101 Nothing like degenerate French aristocrats playing high-stakes relationship games and mocking the very concept of romance to liven up a date....

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2012 02:51 AM (kaalw)


Well, it does depend on the kind of date you have.

Posted by: sistrum at October 14, 2012 10:54 PM (SUlmX)

1102 My mom used to have prescription for this Potassium supplement called Chlorcon.  $9 for a bottle of pills that was maybe 3oz.  Pure KCl.

And you can get a 40lb bag of the shit for $27 at Lowes?

I'm in the wrong freaking business.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 10:54 PM (U6/KF)

1103 look horrible and boring Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 15, 2012 02:43 AM (r7Ddb) Mostly horrible.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 10:55 PM (bxiXv)

1104

degenerate French aristocrats playing high-stakes relationship games VS. greasy gross slimy creatures that rape girls on the beach/and/or the fair

 

 

Hmmmm....Let's see which is worse.

 

 

Pondering here. lol.

 

 

 

Posted by: concrete girl at October 14, 2012 10:59 PM (y2Ojs)

1105

PurpAv,

'Potassium Gluconate'...is what is on my supplement bottle.

 Which is probably the type of potassium that is for human consumption?

 

The 40lb bag of Potassium Choride at Lowes....does that mean it's got clorine in it, since it says 'cloride'?

 

I'm no chemist.

It's been a while since I took basic chem in college...and I got a C.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 11:02 PM (l5RhJ)

1106 1113 My mom used to have prescription for this Potassium supplement called Chlorcon. $9 for a bottle of pills that was maybe 3oz. Pure KCl.

And you can get a 40lb bag of the shit for $27 at Lowes?

I'm in the wrong freaking business.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 02:54 AM (U6/KF)



Unfortunately, the business that you're looking at is Government. They're the assholes who get to wave a magic wand over 40# bags at $27 and allow you to sell 3 oz of it for $9, but only if you contribute to their reelection campaigns, pay every bribe solicited, jump through every bureaucratic hoop, and thoroughly kiss their asses. The guys actually selling the $9 bottles don't really make all that much, considering how much mouthwash they need every night to get the taste off their tongues.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 11:02 PM (kaalw)

1107 1115
degenerate French aristocrats playing high-stakes relationship games VS. greasy gross slimy creatures that rape girls on the beach/and/or the fair


Hmmmm....Let's see which is worse.


Pondering here. lol.


Posted by: concrete girl at October 15, 2012 02:59 AM (y2Ojs)



Which is more imaginable on *your* date, since you've both been scheming and maneuvering to get into each others' pants?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 11:04 PM (kaalw)

1108 1115
degenerate French aristocrats playing high-stakes relationship games VS. greasy gross slimy creatures that rape girls on the beach/and/or the fair


Hmmmm....Let's see which is worse.


Pondering here. lol.

 

Posted by: concrete girl at October 15, 2012 02:59 AM

 

I think they go on a substantial raping spree. They rape everyone on a beach, then go get their freak on at a local fair. They rape the dudes too, IIRC. It's a rapeorama.

 

Posted by: otho at October 14, 2012 11:06 PM (yBF/9)

1109 Imma have potatoes au gratin. For the potassium. Also checked my yougurt thing they never have at the store, 250/dose so I doubled up on that. I'm pretty sure I am low, had foot cramps last couple of days. The thought occurred to me and that was why I was going to buy vitamins. My meds screw up my blood chemistry something fierce. I think they are worse than the condition now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 11:08 PM (bxiXv)

1110

You want to talk worst date movies? Sleepers. Shit spread out through time like a plague and deleted romance form my entire life, from childhood to the present day. Lady looked like Lucy lawless, too. She picked the movie.


Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 02:29 AM

 

 

Oh. I'm sorry.  I just went back and caught this. Truly sorry.

 

But gosh you're deep.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 14, 2012 11:10 PM (y2Ojs)

1111 'Potassium Gluconate'...is what is on my supplement bottle. Which is probably the type of potassium that is for human consumption? The 40lb bag of Potassium Choride at Lowes....does that mean it's got clorine in it, since it says 'cloride'? I'm no chemist. It's been a while since I took basic chem in college...and I got a C. Posted by: wheatie at October 15, 2012 03:02 AM (l5RhJ) The difference between the two is the counter-anion. The Potassium basically floats free while you have to deal with the anion (chloride vs. gluconate). Chloride is the anion of a single chlorine atom. When people usually use the word "chlorine" they are referring to Dichlorine gas which is two chlorine atoms bonded together Merck Index says that too much KCl (potassium chloride) taken by mouth can result in gastro-intestinal irritation, purging, weakness and circulatory disturbances. There is no toxicity warning in the Merck Index (10th Ed.) for the Potassium Gluconate. Personally, if you really need the potassium, then use the gluconate. I would not personally take the KCl.

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2012 11:10 PM (sZTYJ)

1112

I now have 3 Lope eared Belgium's that I have filed their upper and lower teeth to razor points. Anyone who violates my property will be duly sawed off at the ankles...gotta love bunnies that dig on the blood...

 

jus sayin...

Posted by: Richard at October 14, 2012 11:12 PM (5t/xx)

1113 1123
I now have 3 Lope eared Belgium's that I have filed their upper and lower teeth to razor points. Anyone who violates my property will be duly sawed off at the ankles...gotta love bunnies that dig on the blood...

jus sayin...

Posted by: Richard at October 15, 2012 03:12 AM (5t/xx)



Sounds like it's time for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 11:15 PM (kaalw)

1114 'Potassium Gluconate'...is what is on my supplement bottle.
Which is probably the type of potassium that is for human consumption?


Common KCl and the Gluconate form are both suitable for consumption.  Which one a doctor prescribes might depend on your overall level of chlorides. 

KCl is a dead simple inorganic molecule.  The Gluconate form looks to be a lot more complex carbon chain organic with a bunch of hydroxyls hanging off it and only one K atom. 

If you just wanted some extra potassium in the form of a NaCl substitute, the KCl would work fine.

If your doctor prescribed the Gluconate, they probably had a reason based on your lab test results, since the KCl forms, even as prescription drugs, would have to be a lot cheaper to make than that complex organic Gluconate molecule.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:16 PM (U6/KF)

1115 Oh. I'm sorry. I just went back and caught this. Truly sorry. But gosh you're deep. Posted by: concrete girl at October 15, 2012 03:10 AM (y2Ojs) Is that sarcasm? I can usually tell. Darned micro-strokes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 11:17 PM (bxiXv)

1116 A musical interlude, in hoor of Felix Baumgartner. "Colonel Joe" by Alphaspin. It rocks. Seriously. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcT8lKKpeXs&feature=player_embedded

Posted by: rickl at October 14, 2012 11:18 PM (sdi6R)

1117

 cthulhu

 

 

No.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 14, 2012 11:19 PM (y2Ojs)

1118

1120 Imma have potatoes au gratin. For the potassium.  

 

Mmm...that sounds good, Merovign.

I just put some potatoes in the microwave, meself.

I plan to smother them in butter.

They always help me sleep.

 

And yeah, the foot cramps were what tipped me off about myself too.

I was getting them...once a day or so.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 11:19 PM (l5RhJ)

1119 Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 03:16 AM (U6/KF) I'm simply more familiar with the gluconate, as my sister needs potassium supplements and too much chloride is best avoided. A person would REALLY have to have an addiction to salty food to warrant any appreciable amount of KCl.

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2012 11:21 PM (sZTYJ)

1120 This is the shit my mom was prescribed - straight up KCl with some magic packaging.

http://www.drugs.com/pro/klor-con.html

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:22 PM (U6/KF)

1121

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 15, 2012 03:10 AM (sZTYJ)

 

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 03:16 AM (U6/KF) 

 

 

Thanks for all that info, guys.

This is why I love the Horde.

 

And yeah, I think I'll stick with the Gluconate version....it's been working so far.

When I remember to take it.

I try to eat a banana and an avocado nearly every day too, which helps.

 

My doctor didn't really say which kind of potassium to take.

He just said....get some, take it.

0_o

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 11:25 PM (l5RhJ)

1122 A person would REALLY have to have an addiction to salty food to warrant any appreciable amount of KCl.

Its sold in grocery stores as a non-Sodium salt substitute.  Anyone with low sodium restrictions would be using it.

http://www.lowsaltlowfat.com/seasonings.htm

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:26 PM (U6/KF)

1123 Is that sarcasm? I can usually tell.

Darned micro-strokes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 03:17 AM (bxiXv)

 

 

Honest to gosh it wasn't.  I thought you were being deep and funny.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 14, 2012 11:26 PM (y2Ojs)

1124 I'm just gonna chime in with the KCL...fizzy... 25MEQ's per packet...8oz's water, juice,..VALUE-RITE.....who the f...sorry long night. The fizzy works.

Posted by: Richard at October 14, 2012 11:30 PM (5t/xx)

1125 I don't go crazy with the KCl, I just use it where I might otherwise have used NaCl as a flavoring/spice.

I think a lot of BP problems people have are self induced by the foods they're eating that are loaded with NaCl...and then they shake even more NaCl onto stuff.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:31 PM (U6/KF)

1126 Honest to gosh it wasn't. I thought you were being deep and funny. Posted by: concrete girl at October 15, 2012 03:26 AM (y2Ojs) Well, in that case, thank you very much. It is nice to be appreciated, or at least make someone laugh. The strokes part was a joke. I hope.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 11:32 PM (bxiXv)

1127 "My Country tis of thee..

Posted by: Richard at October 14, 2012 11:32 PM (5t/xx)

1128 The Administration's foreign policy bungles are almost falling apart in realtime: http://tinyurl.com/9d5s29j

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 11:32 PM (kaalw)

1129 I got a bottle of Sam's Club diet cola here...just looked at the label.

Its got Potassium Citrate and Potassium Benzoate in it.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:33 PM (U6/KF)

1130 A person would REALLY have to have an addiction to salty food to warrant any appreciable amount of KCl. Its sold in grocery stores as a non-Sodium salt substitute. Anyone with low sodium restrictions would be using it. http://www.lowsaltlowfat.com/seasonings.htm Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 03:26 AM (U6/KF) Still pretty damned f**king extreme (and one can get too much potassium too), regardless of whether there is a market for it or not. And the citrate and gluconate salts are far easier on your body if you need a potassium supliment. JAMA. 1967;199(3):215-217. doi:10.1001/jama.1967.03120030119028.

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2012 11:35 PM (sZTYJ)

1131 Roses are red, Violets are blue, What a funky, all over the place thread, And on a quiet Sunday night, too ...

Posted by: Adriane at October 14, 2012 11:35 PM (/OhbZ)

1132

The strokes part was a joke.  I hope.

Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012

 

 

No strokes for you!

 

(get it?!)

Posted by: concrete girl at October 14, 2012 11:36 PM (y2Ojs)

1133 Its got Potassium Citrate and Potassium Benzoate in it. Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 03:33 AM (U6/KF) A lot of drinks have bromide salts floating around in there... Me? I'll stick to something honest and natural like beer.

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2012 11:37 PM (sZTYJ)

1134 “we had the correct number of assets in Benghazi at the time of 9/11 for what had been agreed upon.”

What kind of retard would say something like that when 4 people are dead?

I guess the "agreement" was to supply a token force that anything better equipped than a cub scout pack would roll over.

Might get away with that in say...Iceland...or Australia or New Zealand, but ummm....Libya?  Right.  Go with that.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:39 PM (U6/KF)

1135

1136

So salt is our doom you say?....I must state otherwise...N+...+ K+...+Mg....+

= cardiovascular harmony...unless you abuse one or all...it is about the mod of all and not letting the health commies tell you otherwise!

 

DEATH TO THE P.C! LEST THEY BE THE DEATH OF US ALL!

Posted by: Richard at October 14, 2012 11:40 PM (5t/xx)

1136 I can't stand that Lamb woman.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 14, 2012 11:42 PM (y2Ojs)

1137 And the citrate and gluconate salts are far easier on your body if you need a potassium supliment.

But they don't taste like table salt, so you have a hard time getting people on a low sodium diet to accept them in the kitchen.  People looking for a salt substitute that tastes like salt are gonna want a chloride.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:42 PM (U6/KF)

1138 1136 So salt is our doom you say?....I must state otherwise...N+...+ K+...+Mg....+ = cardiovascular harmony...unless you abuse one or all...it is about the mod of all and not letting the health commies tell you otherwise! DEATH TO THE P.C! LEST THEY BE THE DEATH OF US ALL! Posted by: Richard at October 15, 2012 03:40 AM (5t/xx) Challenge accepted, comrade!

Posted by: Health Commie at October 14, 2012 11:44 PM (sZTYJ)

1139 So, back several hundred comments, I went out to grab a couple of beers out of the garage fridge. I noticed that I'd left the garage door open when I was discussing plywood with the BH, so I went outside then all the way around the house to get to the front of the garage, closed the big door, locked the small door, then went all the way around back into the house to get to the fridge again (the garage is totally packed with stuff, including the plywood we were discussing).



But I didn't see my beers.



So I've been going out and grabbing a cold one every couple of hundred comments, and fretting that I'd left the damned beers somewhere. I'd practically circumnavigated the planet to get from the fridge to the big door, so they could be anywhere.



And I just found 'em.



They were in the rolling toolboxes right next to the fridge, in the sockets drawer.



Listen up kiddies! Develop good habits when you're young, because you won't be able to rely on sharp wits, accurate memory, or quick reasoning when you get older! I started keeping "metal" (car keys, change) in my left pants pocket and "paper" (cash, wallet, credit cards, receipts) in my right pants pocket before I was out of High School, and I'd be in a world of hurt if I couldn't rely on that each and every day.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 11:44 PM (kaalw)

1140 What the hell is going on in here?


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 14, 2012 11:45 PM (ovpNn)

1141 I've chomped down on some multi-vitamines and they taste pretty salty.  I tihnk they're delivering a lot of those trace minerals in chloride form.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:45 PM (U6/KF)

1142 I pray with the election we can rid ourselves of the most vile DHS ever to infect the American Psych since STALIN...I might add...PERP WALK EM ALL!!!!

Posted by: Richard at October 14, 2012 11:46 PM (5t/xx)

1143 cthulhu at October 15, 2012 03:44 AM (kaalw) I thought the moral of the story was to drink the beer before putting them down in the first place ...

Posted by: Adriane at October 14, 2012 11:46 PM (/OhbZ)

1144

 

It's a madhouse!

Posted by: taylor at October 14, 2012 11:48 PM (yBF/9)

1145 What the hell is going on in here? I'm listening to Genesis: abacab http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbjfesCI254 and learning about hiding beards in sock drawers ... or something like that ...

Posted by: Adriane at October 14, 2012 11:49 PM (/OhbZ)

1146 And the citrate and gluconate salts are far easier on your body if you need a potassium supliment. But they don't taste like table salt, so you have a hard time getting people on a low sodium diet to accept them in the kitchen. People looking for a salt substitute that tastes like salt are gonna want a chloride. Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 03:42 AM (U6/KF) If you really need potassium as a supplement, it is better to take the measured dose in a pill, then to pseudo-randomly sprinkle it on food. Unless one has a problem with citrates or gluconates, there is no reason to insist on KCl. If you insist on sprinking it on the food for the taste, that's all fine and dandy, but the only two reasons to even bother with avoiding regular salt is if you have a very severe sodium problem and/or you like stuff saltier then the Dead Sea. Personally, that seems extreme to me. But hey, to each their own... at least until Michelle Obama butts in...

Posted by: Health Commie at October 14, 2012 11:49 PM (sZTYJ)

1147

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2012 03:44 AM (kaalw) 

 

At least you didn't put the sockets in the fridge.

 

I once put the coffee up, in the fridge...and the milk in the cabinet.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 11:49 PM (l5RhJ)

1148 1154 cthulhu at October 15, 2012 03:44 AM (kaalw)

I thought the moral of the story was to drink the beer before putting them down in the first place ...

Posted by: Adriane at October 15, 2012 03:46 AM (/OhbZ)



That's a good moral, as well. Real life gives us a multitude of lessons.



.....but then I'd have found empty beer bottles in my tool chest some indeterminate time in the future when I next needed sockets.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 11:49 PM (kaalw)

1149 I will take this challenge you farting FRENCHMAN and flick my boogers on the farmhouse of your incestious forefathers!

Posted by: Richard at October 14, 2012 11:49 PM (5t/xx)

1150 No strokes for you! (get it?!) Posted by: concrete girl at October 15, 2012 03:36 AM (y2Ojs) Given all the talk around here about fapping, I'm not sure how to take that! I'm gonna assume you mean blood clots and eat my carb-laden cheese bomb.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 11:50 PM (bxiXv)

1151 Off, damned commie sock!

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 14, 2012 11:52 PM (sZTYJ)

1152

MMMMmmmmmm.

I like cheese..and wine...mostly wine...yet the cheese...MMMmmmmmm...

Posted by: Richard at October 14, 2012 11:53 PM (5t/xx)

1153 1156 What the hell is going on in here?

I'm listening to Genesis: abacab

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbjfesCI254

and learning about hiding beards in sock drawers ... or something like that ...

Posted by: Adriane at October 15, 2012 03:49 AM (/OhbZ)



Have you watched the "official" video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbb71r66Yuc



It's so clear these guys are "mailing it in" -- they were well aware of looped beats, bass pedals, and guitar synths when they did this, and it's just on the edge of possible that everything you see and hear could be triggered/played by one person.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2012 11:54 PM (kaalw)

1154 No.  It was a silly-take on a Seinfeld epi, "No Soup For You!"...because obviously I wouldn't want anyone to have a stroke.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 14, 2012 11:54 PM (y2Ojs)

1155

O.K....

 

You all mind if I BLAST some R U S H on ys?....

 

.....asking.....

Posted by: Richard at October 14, 2012 11:56 PM (5t/xx)

1156 I like cheese..and wine...mostly wine...yet the cheese...MMMmmmmmm... Posted by: Richard at October 15, 2012 03:53 AM (5t/xx) I don't have any wine cheap enough to go with Velveeta. Wel, velveeta, half and half, tillamook medium cheddar, whipped cream cheese, parmesan, Kraft cheese powder, and a dash of black pepper. I would have used sour cream instead of cream cheese if I had any, but when you cook it you'd be surprised how similar they are.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 11:56 PM (bxiXv)

1157 1165 No. It was a silly-take on a Seinfeld epi, "No Soup For You!"...because obviously I wouldn't want anyone to have a stroke. Posted by: concrete girl at October 15, 2012 03:54 AM (y2Ojs) Yeah.... but that was only for two weeks!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 11:57 PM (bxiXv)

1158 I went to look for a Korean rock/metal song I have on YT for Robert... but the only one they have is live and you can barely hear the song. Sucks.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 11:58 PM (bxiXv)

1159 SO ALONE...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 14, 2012 11:59 PM (bxiXv)

1160 It's so clear these guys are "mailing it in" -- they were well aware of looped beats, bass pedals, and guitar synths when they did this, and it's just on the edge of possible that everything you see and hear could be triggered/played by one person. I have read that electric violin player Jean Luc Ponty (sp?) gave concerts like that ... but watching him play the themes, then sample/program them into a larger composition that then became his background music for the violin solo was part of the fun.

Posted by: Adriane at October 14, 2012 11:59 PM (/OhbZ)

1161 Unless one has a problem with citrates or gluconates, there is no reason to insist on KCl.

The occasional KCl sprinkle on food is good enough to cure my occasional leg cramp problems after sweaty hard physical labor. 

Sometimes, approx/close enough, really is good enough.  The human body is a mechanism that's pretty flexible about its inputs most of the time

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 14, 2012 11:59 PM (U6/KF)

1162

Reading here on a bag of Lay's potato chips [the kind with sea salt]....it says, that a serving contains:

 

Potassium 360mg...............10% [of Daily Value].

 

A serving is "1oz. or about 18 chips".

 

So, if 360mg is 10% of the potassium you should get per day...then that's 3600mg a day.

 

Now that's what I mean.

You can never get the same figure from all these 'expert' sources, on how much potassium per day, you should be taking in.

 

I've found I feel better, no foot cramps...when I get around 1000mg a day.

It's hard to get 3600mg a day of potassium!

 

This bag of chips has "9 servings" in it.

That would be close.

But if I ate a bag of chips very often...I would end up looking like Candy Crowley.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 14, 2012 11:59 PM (l5RhJ)

1163 Wel, velveeta, half and half, tillamook medium cheddar, whipped cream cheese, parmesan, Kraft cheese powder, and a dash of black pepper.

I think Michelle is gonna want you to run some clinical trials on that before allowing people to eat it.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 12:03 AM (U6/KF)

1164 So, if 360mg is 10% of the potassium you should get per day...then that's 3600mg a day. Posted by: wheatie at October 15, 2012 03:59 AM (l5RhJ) And that's for a 2000-calorie diet, which is designed around a mostly-sedentary 140-lb woman, IIRC. (There are varying stories, but in every case it is not the right figure). Which it's not right for anyway. "Nutrition" is horrifyingly screwed up, as a "science" goes. I research my ass off and I *know* I have bad information.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 12:04 AM (bxiXv)

1165 56 hours until the Choominator meets the Wealth Creator.

I hope Barrack OopsIfuckedupistan, our greatest president evah, the singularly unequealled intellectual mind of the ages, was able to cram the past four years of his presidency into the 4 days he took off of the campaign trail to practice for the debates.

How does one cram 4 years into 4 days?

More importantly, why would a president need to cram/study about his own presidency?

Cram/Study stuff that happened that you were not involved with or didn't care about / pay attention to / have any intellectual curiosity about ....  sure, but your own damn presidency?

Why would you want 4 more years of something you clearly didn't give two craps about the first 4 years?

I look FOREward to hearing him on tuesday and predict that if he makes the mistake of trying to stuff too many facts in his head about what actually has happened the last four years, he may have a stumble over the details moment and let some of his prize for everyone in their crackerjack box socialislamism slip out.

I look forward to the debates "Spread the Wealth Around cause You didn't build" that moment.

Romney, listen up....just kick his ass while being a gentlemen about it, just like last time.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 15, 2012 12:05 AM (ovpNn)

1166

1167

Mer...ouch..cheese like some cabem. BLUE. Dutch soft, goat white from the Basque,  Goudum, Alakmar.  Danish you know...THAT cheese...

Posted by: Richard at October 15, 2012 12:06 AM (5t/xx)

1167 I think Michelle is gonna want you to run some clinical trials on that before allowing people to eat it. Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 04:03 AM (U6/KF) I think Michelle can start looking for good restaurants near her new $35 million dollar house in Hawaii where she can take care of her rib-and-gravy-fries fixation.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 12:06 AM (bxiXv)

1168 I'm listening to Genesis: abacab http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbjfesCI254 and learning about hiding beards in sock drawers ... or something like that ... Posted by: Adriane at October 15, 2012 03:49 AM (/OhbZ) Their good stuff is the early stuff: Musical Box: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFBY4dvoISc

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 15, 2012 12:06 AM (sZTYJ)

1169 The KCl Klor-Con stuff my mom was chowing only had about 750mg/dose.  She was taking like two or three a day to get over 1,000mg.

She was a stubborn fussy eater though and wouldn't eat other stuff that had naturally occurring Potassium in it. 

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 12:07 AM (U6/KF)

1170 The occasional KCl sprinkle on food is good enough to cure my occasional leg cramp problems after sweaty hard physical labor. Sometimes, approx/close enough, really is good enough. The human body is a mechanism that's pretty flexible about its inputs most of the time Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 03:59 AM (U6/KF) But ya gotta replenish all that sodium as well.

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 15, 2012 12:08 AM (sZTYJ)

1171 Mer...ouch..cheese like some cabem. BLUE. Dutch soft, goat white from the Basque, Goudum, Alakmar. Danish you know...THAT cheese... Posted by: Richard at October 15, 2012 04:06 AM (5t/xx) I can actually eat Point Reyes blue, but it ain't cheap. I just finished off some Irish sharp cheddar that will one day make a crazy-awesome mix with grated Myzithra and browned butter. Most soft cheese and I are not on speaking terms.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 12:13 AM (bxiXv)

1172 1171 It's so clear these guys are "mailing it in" -- they were well aware of looped beats, bass pedals, and guitar synths when they did this, and it's just on the edge of possible that everything you see and hear could be triggered/played by one person.

I have read that electric violin player Jean Luc Ponty (sp?) gave concerts like that ... but watching him play the themes, then sample/program them into a larger composition that then became his background music for the violin solo was part of the fun.

Posted by: Adriane at October 15, 2012 03:59 AM (/OhbZ)



I think it was Thomas Dolby who did a synth thing where he soloed this incredibly musical, orchestral work in realtime by recording, replaying, suppressing, and re-instrumenting loops. But I'm not thinking of something that creative.



Genesis had a long history of doing bass on pedals. It's trivial to have the main drum beats go whenever *any* pedal is in use, then use the pedalboard to indicate the key of the repeating bass figure. A standard Roland guitar synth can drive midi, and has a switch for either guitar or midi -- so you could do the main section's "call-and-response" from guitar riff to organ-like echo from a G-202 ( http://www.hillmanweb.com/hillgt19.html ) driving a regular guitar amp and a synth module. And the music itself is extremely simplistic and driving. It's conceivable to do this whole thing as a solo (rather than a bored and inattentive trio, as the video indicates).



That doesn't mean that it isn't enjoyable, and Abacab remains a crowd favorite in concerts....but it's an entertaining exercise to figure out how sparse you could run the arrangement.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2012 12:13 AM (kaalw)

1173

1171

Yeah right? I saw Jon Luc twice during his Hey-Day back in 1980's. Never thought he mailed it in. Cutting edge for that type of music,...until "KATARO" and all the others in that vein.....holy moley...carbon dating myself much????

Posted by: Richard at October 15, 2012 12:13 AM (5t/xx)

1174 1179 I'm listening to Genesis: abacab

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbjfesCI254

and learning about hiding beards in sock drawers ... or something like that ...

Posted by: Adriane at October 15, 2012 03:49 AM (/OhbZ)


Their good stuff is the early stuff:
Musical Box:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFBY4dvoISc

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 15, 2012 04:06 AM (sZTYJ)



Word. But the one I keep going back to is The Knife.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2012 12:17 AM (kaalw)

1175 What Happened In Benghazi

The State Department has released a transcript of a briefing that two high-ranking department officials gave to a number of reporters via conference call on October 9 (Tuesday). I am not certain about this, but I believe the transcript was only made public today. You should read it in its entirety; it is the most detailed description I have seen of the events in Benghazi on September 11.

While this is by no means clear, it appears that the State Department may have released the transcript as part of the escalating conflict between Barack Obama and Joe Biden and the Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton. In their desperation to avoid responsibility for the Benghazi debacle, Obama and Biden have pointed fingers in two directions: at the intelligence community for reporting incorrectly that the incident was a protest over a YouTube video clip, and at the State Department for not providing adequate security for the Ambassador.

Here are some excerpts from the narrative:

read more at the powerline story:


http://tinyurl.com/8bcbjpv


These lying liars are telling a bunch of lying lies.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 15, 2012 12:18 AM (ovpNn)

1176

1182

My best cheese time was France in 95', from the Swiss border to the Normandy coast....dang...double dang...and not an ounce was I allowed to bring home....cried I did...cried I did!

Posted by: Richard at October 15, 2012 12:19 AM (5t/xx)

1177 But ya gotta replenish all that sodium as well

The food companies kinda take care of that by default if you're not explicitly shopping a low-sodium diet.  The amount of gratuitous NaCl dumped in stuff is incredible.

I figure salt and sugar gotta be cheaper than the actual food, since they dump so much of it into stuff.

My BP tends to be a bit on the low side, so I don't go out of my way to avoid NaCl.  Even if I just chowed a whole bag of salty chips and shotgunned 3 energy drinks, I'd test just above a normal BP.   Typical for me is somewhere in the 90-110 /  60-70 range. 

The worst I've ever seen recently was 130/80 and that was stressed out of my mind with no sleep for 3 days.

When I was over 300lb it was crazy high heading for stroke city.  I dumped 70lb and now I'm rolling phat.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 12:22 AM (U6/KF)

1178 Pelosi now claiming she read the entire Obamacare bill before voting on it, in the process of claiming that the insurance industry (which they bribed to support it) were lying about it the whole time. The woman is a clown cannon in heels.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 12:22 AM (bxiXv)

1179 1184
1171
Yeah right? I saw Jon Luc twice during his Hey-Day back in 1980's. Never thought he mailed it in. Cutting edge for that type of music,...until "KATARO" and all the others in that vein.....holy moley...carbon dating myself much????

Posted by: Richard at October 15, 2012 04:13 AM (5t/xx)



You start with Jean-Luc Ponty, you slide into Jean Michel Jarre, you land for a while at Tangerine Dream, and the next thing you know, you're doing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTmGi-KSo3g ......


Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2012 12:23 AM (kaalw)

1180 Word. But the one I keep going back to is The Knife. Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2012 04:17 AM (kaalw) Genesis' "The Knife" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBYPPjLJO5U Night all.

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 15, 2012 12:23 AM (sZTYJ)

1181 Pelosi now claiming she read the entire Obamacare bill before voting on it

Right.  I wanna see the polygraph results on that.  I did actually read a few sections to verify some claims being tossed around by the media.  That shit was straight up coma inducing.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 12:26 AM (U6/KF)

1182 When I had my wisdom teeth out during my first job out of college, my normal resting blood pressure was 95/60 (AKA "blood seep"). After a couple of decades in the accounting field, I take BP medication and it's controlled.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2012 12:26 AM (kaalw)

1183 Benghazi: miserable failure of a stuttering clusterf*ck

Posted by: sistrum at October 15, 2012 12:26 AM (SUlmX)

1184

1186

 

LOOK DUDE!

 

Anyone with half of a half of the brain of Obama can see that STATE AND EXEC. both skull fucked each other over the death of 4 AMERICANS and continue to do so through their proxys! These bitches need to go 11/6 and THAT...is THAT!!!...any questions?

Posted by: Richard at October 15, 2012 12:27 AM (5t/xx)

1185 1192
Pelosi now claiming she read the entire Obamacare bill before voting on it


Right. I wanna see the polygraph results on that.

----

Nah, she's bound to be one of those sociopaths that can lie their ass off and the polygraph can't tell a thing. 

Posted by: sistrum at October 15, 2012 12:27 AM (SUlmX)

1186

"Nutrition" is horrifyingly screwed up, as a "science" goes. I research my ass off and I *know* I have bad information.

 

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 04:04 AM (bxiXv)

 

Yep, it is....and frustrating, when there is so much conflicting info. 

 

I try to make myself eat veggies for the nutritional value.

But its hard, when all I really want is meat. 

 

Well, I've got the sleepies coming on now...after eating that potato with some bacon.

So I'm gonna hit the pillows.

 

Y'all try to get some sleep too.

This is going to be a stressful week, with the dabate happening...and all the other bullshit that's going on.

 

Niters, all. 

 

 

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 15, 2012 12:29 AM (l5RhJ)

1187

OOOpppps.

Now look at me here without me two big brawneys in the white suits.

Time to make a break for it.......nigh-nigh....SSSssshhhhhh...

Posted by: Richard at October 15, 2012 12:30 AM (5t/xx)

1188 Nah, she's bound to be one of those sociopaths that can lie their ass off and the polygraph can't tell a thing.

I'd be OK with using electrodes, and red hot pokers to get the truth.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 12:31 AM (U6/KF)

1189 You start with Jean-Luc Ponty, you slide into Jean Michel Jarre, you land for a while at Tangerine Dream, and the next thing you know, you're doing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTmGi-KSo3g ...... Stratosfear is a great play while handing out candy at Halloween. Rubyicon too! Just sayin'

Posted by: Adriane at October 15, 2012 12:33 AM (/OhbZ)

1190 These lying liars are telling a bunch of lying lies. Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 15, 2012 04:18 AM (ovpNn) The whole situation is sickening me. It was a total clusterfuck. I mean, the second I heard that the "17th February Martyrs Brigade" had a barracks and was guarding the place, I said "what the actual fuck? Do we have embassies guarded by the Tamil Tigers and Shining Path, too? I mean, did they disavow terrorism and show they didn't cross their fingers, swearsies?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 12:33 AM (bxiXv)

1191 1199 Nah, she's bound to be one of those sociopaths that can lie their ass off and the polygraph can't tell a thing.

I'd be OK with using electrodes, and red hot pokers to get the truth.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 04:31 AM (U6/KF)



I got three words for y'all: "extraordinary rendition".

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2012 12:34 AM (kaalw)

1192 I try to make myself eat veggies for the nutritional value.
But its hard, when all I really want is meat.


Wheatie - humans weren't designed with them front incisors and and pair of canine teeth so we could be fracking vegans.  You can't cheat genetics.  We is what we is.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 12:34 AM (U6/KF)

1193 I figure salt and sugar gotta be cheaper than the actual food, since they dump so much of it into stuff. Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 04:22 AM (U6/KF) It helps hide bitter flavors from overcooked food. Almost all canned food is overcooked, and much of the rest, partly because undercooking can be so disastrous.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 12:35 AM (bxiXv)

1194 1002 >> If the Mormon borrows your weed whacker, you stand a decent chance of getting it back in operational condition. If the atheist borrows it, it'll come back with the pull cord missing, the motor seized because they didn't bother to mix oil with the gas, and the gas cap will be gone.
 
@Purp,
 
I resent this a bit, and I like a whole bunch of what you have written. I'm an atheist, and if you loan me your weed whacker it will come back clean, oiled, and have a fully charged line feed head. It will still run too, or I will offer to replace it.
 
Why? Because I like to return borrowed things in better shape than I got them. That doesn't have anything to do with my atheism; it has to do with my innate sense of how I like to interact with others.
 
Tell me, if you loan your weed whacker to baldilocks, would you expect your weed whacker to be returned as you described at the top of this post? I mean, you know she is black. Would you be making these same preformed opinions?
 
I hope and doubt not. Give me, an unknown quantity, the same benefit of doubt.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2012 12:36 AM (ccXZP)

1195 1200 You start with Jean-Luc Ponty, you slide into Jean Michel Jarre, you land for a while at Tangerine Dream, and the next thing you know, you're doing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTmGi-KSo3g ......

Stratosfear is a great play while handing out candy at Halloween. Rubyicon too!

Just sayin'

Posted by: Adriane at October 15, 2012 04:33 AM (/OhbZ)



Or you could go "Old School" -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m60s70qX-xw

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2012 12:36 AM (kaalw)

1196 Almost all canned food is overcooked Eh, just because you bought all that canned crap back in 1999 doesn't mean you actually have to eat it. What, were you hoping to survive the actual apocalypse?

Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at October 15, 2012 12:38 AM (bR85I)

1197 Horses suck.

Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at October 15, 2012 12:40 AM (bR85I)

1198 The Brigades of the Imprisoned Sheikh Omar Abdul Rahman, which claimed the June 6, 2012, bombing of the US Consulate in Benghazi, Libya, released a video of what it says is the attack. In a communiqué posted on jihadist forums on June 11, the group reported that its fighters planted an explosive in the wall of the consulate, the blasting of which injured a number of guards. It added that the attack came in response to the drone strike on al-Qaeda official Abu Yahya al-Libi in North Waziristan, and also in response to American drones flying in Libyan skies. I think this video is more important than the Mohammed vid, no? Most certainly the intel community has seen this, and yet, four Americans are dead. Obama has a re-election to win..., nothing to see here, move along. h/t Citizen Journalist. So, while US Embassy compound in Barbados has marines on Sep 11, 2012 because of the terror anniversary, the consulate in Benghazi does not despite several requests. And Benghazi is attacked by forces wanting the blind sheik's release, while there are rumors that the JEF is negotiating his release. Seems more and more like it was a kidnap/prisoner exchange plot gone wrong doesn't it. When does or CIA turn on the JEF for the murder of one of their own

Posted by: Thunderb at October 15, 2012 12:44 AM (Dnbau)

1199

Q:  How many crazed Islamists does it take to shoot a little girl in the head? A: All of them. All of them are complicit, all are guilty.

Posted by: and irresolute at October 15, 2012 12:50 AM (JvklE)

1200 I resent this a bit, and I like a whole bunch of what you have written. I'm an atheist, and if you loan me your weed whacker it will come back clean, oiled, and have a fully charged line feed head. It will still run too, or I will offer to replace it.

I should have been more specific.  I meant to refer to the leftist "activist" type atheists...you know, the ones that treat is as a defacto religion that actively seeks converts, proselytize, and attack anyone who does believe in something else. 

I didn't mean to paint ordinary unobtrusive atheists with the same brush.  Heck, a lot of the JINOS, nominal Catholics, and Protestants are effectively atheists.  They just go through the motions because its what's expected socially. 

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 12:57 AM (U6/KF)

1201 1211 There was a case a few years ago of a town bully, that had gotten off so many times for violent offenses, that the town's citizens decided to do something about this creep in their midst
 
So one day they collectively gunned him down.
 
.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_McElroy
 
There were no witnesses, and no charges.
 
Justice was served.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2012 12:58 AM (ccXZP)

1202 My hair is curly, My jacket is straight, Time to hit the hay, Before it gets too late ...

Posted by: Adriane at October 15, 2012 12:59 AM (/OhbZ)

1203 I put Tubular Bells on when I posted the above link......it's still amazing.



Mike Oldfield composed it, and played the great majority of the instruments. Although he had produced the album a bit before, it was released ten days after his twentieth birthday. It's the foundation of two family fortunes -- Oldfield's, and Richard Branson's -- the album was the very first release (V2001) on Branson's new "Virgin Records" label. It'd be high on my list of "Desert Island Discs".

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2012 01:02 AM (kaalw)

1204 The never found the gun in that case...there was a fresh concrete pour conveniently going on at the time close by.  The cops figured the gun wound up in that pour...and really didn't have much interest in chipping it all up to find out.

Some people are just so rotten, they need killing. 

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 01:02 AM (U6/KF)

1205 So one day they collectively gunned him down.

.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_McElroy

There were no witnesses, and no charges.

Justice was served.


Huh. I actually was in that movie.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at October 15, 2012 01:05 AM (6LvlL)

1206 Once Michelle gets to Hawai'i she will probably start pigging out on Spam musubi and tuna fish.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 15, 2012 01:08 AM (iJ34D)

1207 1212 1211 There was a case a few years ago of a town bully, that had gotten off so many times for violent offenses, that the town's citizens decided to do something about this creep in their midst

So one day they collectively gunned him down.

.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_McElroy

There were no witnesses, and no charges.

Justice was served.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2012 04:58 AM (ccXZP)



That is a very interesting article. What if there were some school of belief that produced such individuals, I wonder? What if they behaved that way in groups?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 15, 2012 01:09 AM (kaalw)

1208 Suppose the FBI discovered there was a real Dexter out there, eliminating nasty serial killers for them...and kept it out of the media.

...would they really put a lot of effort into trying to catch him, or would they hush the whole thing up and let him go about his business?

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 01:09 AM (U6/KF)

1209 1211 @Purp,
 
I felt that you would respond the way you did (this is good).
 
I spend a fair amount of time developing an internally consistent world view, that incorporates my world view with the dominant world view.
 
For example, I was married for 35 years and raised 2 kids under the concept of matrimony. Not exactly a wild eyed  anarchist  of the SDS mold,eh? Fuck Billy Ayers, known bomber of federal buildings.
 
People are different. Pigeonholing is hard and often wrong.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 15, 2012 01:12 AM (ccXZP)

1210 Yo momma is SO FAT she once sat on a B-tree and flattened it to an array – in linear time. Yo momma is so fat the number of drives in a RAID array defining her would violate the Chandresekar limit. Yo momma is so fat, if (malloc(sizeof(yourmom_t)) == NULL) printf("error: mom too fat\n

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 01:15 AM (bxiXv)

1211 What if there were some school of belief that produced such individuals, I wonder? What if they behaved that way in groups?

During the middle ages, there really wasn't any notion of police or organized law enforcement per se.  When there was a problem, the locals just took care of it themselves.  Early America on the frontiers was pretty much the same until the notion of circuit courts and sheriffs took hold. 

The Army might dispense a bit of justice, but the frontier forts were few and far between.  Much easier to just deal with it yourself.

The desert outside Vegas is probably a fracking people farm from all the summary justice the locals and mob dispensed to miscreants and cheaters.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 01:16 AM (U6/KF)

1212 ...would they really put a lot of effort into trying to catch him, or would they hush the whole thing up and let him go about his business? Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 05:09 AM (U6/KF) They'd try to catch him, because people who are crazy are unpredictable, and the first time it was a schoolgirl you'd have the blood on your hands. Also, it's unlikely just one person would know about it, and the more there were the less likely they would all agree to take that risk. If it was a cold case / the suspect died / just one agent found out, *maybe* they would let it go. I'm actually taking notes on a story that is a tiny bit like that, but it's not a serial killer (so not automatically a crazy), and they think he's dying at the end when they cold-case it - and they have other people to prosecute.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 01:20 AM (bxiXv)

1213 Roses are red, Sleep is calling, That I can't party all night like my 20 year old self, Is truly appalling ...

Posted by: Adriane at October 15, 2012 01:20 AM (/OhbZ)

1214 Paging John Terrence Kelly

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 15, 2012 01:22 AM (iJ34D)

1215 1225 Paging John Terrence Kelly Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 15, 2012 05:22 AM (iJ34D) The Cleveland Arts Prize-winning architect? Cool.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 01:28 AM (bxiXv)

1216 For example, I was married for 35 years and raised 2 kids under the concept of matrimony.

From the broadest anthropological perspective, the notion of matrimony in hominids probably predates anything resembling religion by many thousands of years.

Critters have been pairing off to produce kids for quite a while.  Some species are slutty whores (chickens for example), others pair for life.  That's not a religious thing, that's a genetics thing we're hardwired with.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 01:34 AM (U6/KF)

1217 "23 Snarlin' Arlen Specter's skull being numbered among the paving stones in Hell isn't worth it's own post?" LOL.

Posted by: Sexypig at October 15, 2012 01:35 AM (bMlqa)

1218 The girl said she recognized me from the Vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 01:36 AM (bxiXv)

1219 Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi-Wan and Darth Vader. He is both Zeus and Aslan, making him a God in at least two religions. He also punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 01:42 AM (bxiXv)

1220 They'd try to catch him, because people who are crazy are unpredictable

BUT -- are all serial killers necessarily "crazy" in an absolute sense, or is that a standard created by particular social structures?

I think psychologists who talk about the notion of "crazy" as a condition almost always have to do it within a specific social context.

ex. take a mush brained American liberal and put them in the context of old Sparta.  The Spartans would think the dude was whacked out of his mind, and the liberal's head would explode when faced with Spartan notions of justice and social structure.

What is crazy here, may not be crazy somewhere else.  Were all the various cannibalistic societies over the course of history crazy?  They were societies chock full of serial killers.

If space aliens landed tomorrow, they're probably think we're all stark raving mad.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 01:44 AM (U6/KF)

1221 Choom will do better and Romney will flail...its called "regression to the mean." But Gawd, I pray for a meltdown or a really stupid misstatement like Ford's "Poland isn't behind the Iron Curtain"

Posted by: Sexypig at October 15, 2012 01:47 AM (bMlqa)

1222 "Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi-Wan and Darth Vader. He is both Zeus and Aslan, making him a God in at least two religions. He also punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?" LOL.

Posted by: Sexypig at October 15, 2012 01:47 AM (bMlqa)

1223 They kidnapped his family...TWICE!

Posted by: Sexypig at October 15, 2012 01:48 AM (bMlqa)

1224 1231 They'd try to catch him, because people who are crazy are unpredictable

BUT -- are all serial killers necessarily "crazy" in an absolute sense, or is that a standard created by particular social structures?

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 05:44 AM       Is this specifically in regard to "Dexter", or someone similar?

Posted by: otho at October 15, 2012 01:50 AM (yBF/9)

1225 BUT -- are all serial killers necessarily "crazy" in an absolute sense, or is that a standard created by particular social structures? Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 05:44 AM (U6/KF) Yeah, I was gonna answer that, but then I said to myself, "Bellybutton, Zooey. Bellybottun, Zooey. Bellybottun, Zooey." Well, that's a lie, I didn't say it three times.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 01:51 AM (bxiXv)

1226 I decided I was too wired, so I went out for a run. I had to come back after only five minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and I can't run for more than five minutes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 01:52 AM (bxiXv)

1227 LOL Merovign.  Don't mess with the Neeson.  But when it comes to blood feuds and vengeance well don't mess with the Serbs.

Actually John Terrence Kelly is more famous as John Clark.  'Without Remorse'

TCM showing 'Contraband' with Conrad Veidt.  Him and the lass just did a far better imprisoned in a Nazi stronghold tied to chairs routine than the Doctors Jones.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 15, 2012 01:52 AM (vjJM3)

1228 LOL at the ABC News/Washington Post - they just put out a poll with Obama up 3 nationally...with a Dem +9 voter ID.  Last poll (pre-debate) had Obama up 1, with a Dem +3 voter ID. 

Posted by: tofer732 at October 15, 2012 01:58 AM (m5Iwq)

1229 Changing course for one comment Couldn't watch the game last night due to it not being on cbs or abc, at least not before I went to bed. But on the news this morninig I saw... Jordy Jordy Jordy

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 15, 2012 02:00 AM (GX2fm)

1230 Is this specifically in regard to "Dexter", or someone similar?

Yea.  I think its possible to have someone who society would consider a "serial killer", who is in reality not "crazy" or even a threat to society at all because all they do is take out society's garbage that an inept legal system is unequipped to handle.

ex. for 10 or 12 years here in Palm Beach there was a family deeply involved in the drug trade that routinely murdered prosecution witnesses against them.  It seemed like they were simply untouchable by the law for an unacceptable amount of time.  Eventually, an FBI task force was called in when the body count go too embarrassing, and they went down.

Suppose some concerned citizen with some free time on his hands managed to take them out cleanly years prior, nobody would have shed a tear, nobody. 

That's a scenario that's played out hundreds of times all over the country.  Where the law is really hard pressed to deal with ultra hard core completely amoral bad guys.

If a "serial killer" targeted only those types who were essentially untouchable by the law, would that guy be "crazy", or the most sane dude on the planet?

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 02:03 AM (U6/KF)

1231 This is an enjoyable spy movie now.  The Muffin Man song in a nightclub followed by a brawl.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 15, 2012 02:04 AM (vjJM3)

1232 Mornin' Anna, did you see casting Willem DaFoe (sp?) as Kelly in Clear & Present Danger as one more screw up in the movie?

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 15, 2012 02:06 AM (HEWhR)

1233 The Muffin Man song

Zappa songs in a spy movie?

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 02:07 AM (U6/KF)

1234 1241 Is this specifically in regard to "Dexter", or someone similar?

Yea. I think its possible to have someone who society would consider a "serial killer", who is in reality not "crazy" or even a threat to society at all because all they do is take out society's garbage that an inept legal system is unequipped to handle.

ex. for 10 or 12 years here in Palm Beach there was a family deeply involved in the drug trade that routinely murdered prosecution witnesses against them. It seemed like they were simply untouchable by the law for an unacceptable amount of time. Eventually, an FBI task force was called in when the body count go too embarrassing, and they went down.

Suppose some concerned citizen with some free time on his hands managed to take them out cleanly years prior, nobody would have shed a tear, nobody.

That's a scenario that's played out hundreds of times all over the country. Where the law is really hard pressed to deal with ultra hard core completely amoral bad guys.

If a "serial killer" targeted only those types who were essentially untouchable by the law, would that guy be "crazy", or the most sane dude on the planet?  
 

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 15, 2012 06:03 AM

 

That person would be a vigilante, not a serial killer. Which is the problem with "Dexter", as a concept. The show tries (well initially, anyway) to sell him as a serial killer, when he is just a vigilante. He is sadistic, but does not appear to have real sociopathic nature. There is a backstory with him having these traits when young, but "controls" them. That's fine, but he has way too much empathy with and for people, in the present, for this to work as his serial killer credentials. He's just a sadistic vigilante. Crazy due to the sadism, mostly.

 

Hey, teej.

 

Posted by: otho at October 15, 2012 02:15 AM (yBF/9)

1235

Then again, I could be wrong. Just spitballing.

 

Posted by: otho at October 15, 2012 02:21 AM (yBF/9)

1236 DaFoe was too much of a Platoon burned out stereotype in that.

In this movie from 1940 its a British drinking song, you sing your head off while trying to keep a beer glass balanced on your head.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 15, 2012 02:21 AM (vjJM3)

1237 Mornin' otho. Left for a few to catch up on college football. My guys still have a scary schedule ahead but it looks doable.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 15, 2012 02:24 AM (cWpCn)

1238 What is this morning nonsense, it is still dark!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 15, 2012 02:24 AM (bxiXv)

1239 Gotta pee, anybody know a good book?

Posted by: fred zeppelin at October 15, 2012 02:27 AM (zL/eJ)

1240 Never thought about that side of it but looking back there's that too. To me, he wasn't anywhere close to the physical description.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 15, 2012 02:29 AM (K4AdI)

1241 Morphine time, woohoo!

Posted by: esch at October 15, 2012 02:31 AM (AEApE)

1242 If it was goose season I'd be fraying a decoy sled out into a stubble field right about now. Or already set up on a duck pond. That makes it mornin'.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 15, 2012 02:34 AM (HEWhR)

1243 "Training Day" in every New England village and town was when men would march around the green or common with their muskets, pikes, and swords, "training" for the military defense of their community. ...
 
...

At a training day in Salem Massachusetts in 1661, a drunken militiaman was made to ride "the wooden horse" for six hours, holding a jug of liquor in one hand and his musket in the other. Although used sparingly, the wooden horse was a punishment devise used by some New England militias. It was a replica of a horse, standing about four feet high, with a pointed back made of wood, which the victim was forced to sit on with a fifty pound weight tied to each foot. Although the wooden horse remained stationary, sitting on it was very uncomfortable, and after many hours, quite painful.
-- pg 28-29, 'The Horrors of Salem's Witch Dungeon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 15, 2012 02:34 AM (vjJM3)

1244 fraying? dragging. shakes head, heads for second cup

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 15, 2012 02:37 AM (HEWhR)

1245 Second cup of what?  Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 15, 2012 02:42 AM (vjJM3)

1246 Instant coffee. I know, I know. Weekend kind of messed me up. Didn't get home till 4 in the am Sunday morning. BTW- for those who didn't catch it, met up with chemjeff at the true north gig. Nice guy. And like everyone else here, brains way the hell out of my league.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 15, 2012 02:51 AM (HEWhR)

1247

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 15, 2012 06:51 AM

 

The music's pretty good. What do you play on the records?

Posted by: otho at October 15, 2012 03:03 AM (yBF/9)

1248

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83>>> but if you had to name ONE
movie that was an absolute treasure trove of dialogue, that was the most
quotable, which would it be?



Someone once made the claim that the two most quoted movies were The Godfather
and Airplane.

Posted by: Dr. Varno



Surely you're joking.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn

oops,, Surely you can't be serious?    Damn Valu-rite killing off all the good stuff. 

 

Oh and 1260th!

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 15, 2012 03:56 AM (VLifP)

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