November 14, 2012
— Maetenloch
How To Make Your Own eBooks And Publish Them On Amazon
It's so simple even a moron could do it - and they have. It don't cost nothing and no pants or interacting with <shudder> people are required either. So there goes that excuse. Hell just put all your blog comments together and offer it as a book - proposed title: 'Stuff a Moron Said (Vol. IV): The Snarkening'.
Sigil and Kindle Previewer are two free programs you'll need to create eBooks, so grab them now. You'll be working mainly in Sigil, but you'll need the Kindle Previewer to convert to MOBI for Amazon later. Note, there are plenty of other ways to do this - even converting directly from your blog to ePub. This is the process we use at MakeUseOf to convert our Manuals for Amazon, because it's free and allows us enough control to create exactly what we want.
You don't even have to write anything - if there's something you want to read on your Kindle or iPad, just turn it into an ebook yourself and import it. Wikipedia already supports turning articles or entire sections into ebooks.
And if you want to print a professional dead-tree version of your book, manifesto, or blackmail photo collection, try Lulu or Blurb. Lulu only charges around $22 for a qty. 1 custom paperback and it gets cheaper from there. I find that professionally printed death threats or ransom notes always get a better response since they communicate that you're serious, got teh skillz, and take pride in your work.
Hmm maybe I should upgrade/pimp-out my Marlin.
Over the last two decades the lowly .22 caliber LR (long rifle) round has become a favorite among snipers. Professional assassins (usually thugs working for organized crime) have long favored using .22 caliber (5.56mm) pistols for their work. While not a powerful round, if you shoot someone up close with a .22 caliber pistol several things should be noted.
1- The victim is dead if you shoot him in the head, which is what pros usually aim for (as these guys like to say, "two in the head and you know he's dead." )
2- There is hardly any sound if you use a silencer and not much even if you don't.
3-A 22 caliber pistol is small, even with a silencer. That makes it easier to conceal and easier to dispose of.Then in the 1990s the Russians noted that Chechen snipers were effectively using .22 LR (long rifle, them little bullets kids use to hunt squirrels and rabbits with) weapons. Inside towns and cities, the .22 LR sniper was very effective, especially since the Chechens would improvise a very workable silencer by putting a plastic bottle on the end of the rifle's barrel, with a hole in the bottom of the barrel for the bullet to exit. Using a cheap scope, Chechen snipers were very deadly at ranges of less than a hundred meters. Such ranges were pretty common in built up areas. And since you usually did not hear the shot (to the head or face, of course), you had a hard time finding the shooter.
Having suffered from these low tech .22 caliber Chechen snipers for ten years, the Russians have come out with their own professional .22 LR sniper rifle, the SV-99. This is a little heavier (at 3.8 kg/8.3 pounds) than your usual .22 LR rifle but is built for professionals.
People on the Greek island of Ikaria live far longer than most other people and stay healthier until the end. How do they do it? Answer: Olive oil, wine, napping, and sex.
The researchers followed subjects for an average of six years, measuring their diets, physical activity and how much they napped. They found that occasional napping was associated with a 12 percent reduction in the risk of coronary heart disease, but that regular napping -- at least three days weekly -- was associated with a 37 percent reduction. She also pointed out a preliminary study of Ikarian men between 65 and 100 that included the fact that 80 percent of them claimed to have sex regularly, and a quarter of that self-reported group said they were doing so with "good duration" and "achievement."
Here the director of a recording session discovers that Shatner's passive-aggressiveness can go to 11.
How To Use Your Car Battery for Welding
I'm guessing you also need an arc welder electrode but other than that it looks pretty simple.
10 Documentaries Every Guy Should See
I've heard of nearly all of these and they get glowing reviews. Have I seen any of them? Sadly no although Jiro Dreams of Sushi is currently in my stack of DVDs to watch since everyone who's seen it raves about it.
Then download the game, 10000000, to your iphone. Problem solved.
Teh Tweet!
Yahoo group. That is all.
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I'd be more than willing to pay the overhead of a competent editor...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 14, 2012 05:52 PM (opLk0)
Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 05:53 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Barky McSuckerpunch Soetearinass at November 14, 2012 05:53 PM (AzwZn)
Posted by: uterus cannon at November 14, 2012 05:54 PM (RLTt1)
Posted by: wooga at November 14, 2012 05:54 PM (vjyZP)
Free Shit is now the largest part of the budget and moar free shit is coming
http://tinyurl.com/avkfmvc
Welfare is now the largest item in the federal budget, and under Barack Obama’s budget–the one that didn’t get any votes, but may nevertheless be a blueprint for the next four years–it is slated to grow another 30% in Obama’s second term. Welfare is now the largest category of federal spending; note that the figures in the chart include state contributions to federal welfare programs:
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 05:54 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 14, 2012 05:54 PM (J6kXj)
Just for that I will cross the street to piss on him if he is on fire.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 05:55 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 05:55 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 05:55 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 05:56 PM (nByYy)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 05:56 PM (X3lox)
No one's chaining your ass to the keyboard...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 14, 2012 05:56 PM (opLk0)
Posted by: uterus cannon at November 14, 2012 05:57 PM (RLTt1)
Posted by: Barky McSuckerpunch Soetearinass at November 14, 2012 05:57 PM (AzwZn)
There still hasn't been a trailer or any footage from J.J. Abrams' brand new Star Trek movie, Star Trek Into Darkness. But a month from today, some lucky fans will get to see the first nine minutes of the film in IMAX theaters.
According to EW, the screenings will be in front of showings of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, similar to the way you saw the opening of The Dark Knight Rises before Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol.
IO9
Time for more lens flares and Gay Spock....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 14, 2012 05:58 PM (kdS6q)
So, did we solve all the world's problems in the comments today?
(note -- this is what my dad and I usually say at the end of a series of vigorous 'discussions' aka arguments)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 05:58 PM (ccXZP)
Having sex regularly is not quite the same as having sex "with other people," and the self-reporting is a dead give-away. NTTAWWT!
Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 05:59 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 05:59 PM (nByYy)
But I'm not sure that I want to live to 103 in ObamaWorld.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 05:59 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 05:59 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 06:01 PM (GEICT)
No one's chaining your ass to the keyboard...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 14, 2012 09:56 PM (opLk0)
If you're an AoSHQ Prime member, you can always ask for a refund for this month.
Posted by: Mætenloch at November 14, 2012 06:01 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:01 PM (nByYy)
Posted by: moviegique at November 14, 2012 06:01 PM (Cepxj)
Double-stacked(triple-stacked?) on a 1911 frame would probably get you 25-30 rounds at least.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 06:01 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: joncelli at November 14, 2012 06:02 PM (CWlPF)
Posted by: Whatev at November 14, 2012 06:02 PM (2t6Gz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:02 PM (nByYy)
Posted by: Jmel at November 14, 2012 06:02 PM (c+D8V)
But I'm not sure that I want to live to 103 in ObamaWorld.
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You won't. They'll make sure of it.
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 14, 2012 06:02 PM (9ghZ6)
I like olive oil. I like napping (don't do enough of it), and I like sex.
But I'm not sure that I want to live to 103 in ObamaWorld.
Sleep on you stomach and you can get all three. I'll wake you every two hours.
Posted by: Reggie Love at November 14, 2012 06:02 PM (O6q63)
I was cheap and only got AoSHQ sub-prime. Should I just default on my payments?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 14, 2012 06:03 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 06:03 PM (GEICT)
Good for 'non-Caucasian' modifications
Posted by: Dastardly Dan at November 14, 2012 06:03 PM (F+Sqe)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 06:04 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 14, 2012 06:04 PM (Cnqmv)
.22 LR.... deadly for snipers at LESS than 100 yards???
Sniper, you keepa using that word... I done think it means what you are thinking it means...
The reason the Chechen 'snipers' were more effective than others... were that they were the only ones who bothered AIMING... vice spray and pray...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 14, 2012 06:04 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: moron at November 14, 2012 06:04 PM (8/bPb)
Posted by: L, just L at November 14, 2012 06:04 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: logprof at November 14, 2012 06:04 PM (jKE+Z)
Well done (but more boobies please)*.
*True of every post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 06:04 PM (GsoHv)
I was cheap and only got AoSHQ sub-prime. Should I just default on my payments?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 14, 2012 10:03 PM (xKC/c)
Well we will sell your blog debt to Guido or OWS - whoever will pay more.
Posted by: Mætenloch at November 14, 2012 06:05 PM (pAlYe)
AoSHQ Prime? Do you get, like, same day shipping of posts and threads?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 14, 2012 06:05 PM (opLk0)
But I'm not sure that I want to live to 103 in ObamaWorld.<br>
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Don't worry, we got that covered.
Posted by: Obamacare Death Panels at November 14, 2012 06:05 PM (Re9Sr)
So, folks in these disunited States may live as long as the Greeks, but they better get used to using their .22 rifles to hunt squirrels for sustenance.
Posted by: Palandine at November 14, 2012 06:05 PM (g7D8V)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:05 PM (nByYy)
****
It depends.
What is your view on deep-frying frozen turkeys?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 06:05 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 06:05 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jmel at November 14, 2012 10:02 PM (c+D8V)
This behavior perquisite pre-dates the Roman legions!
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 14, 2012 06:05 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: huerfano at November 14, 2012 06:06 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:06 PM (nByYy)
The ".22 caliber sniper" is a valid platform but the human head er "average watermelon" is not a good snap shot.
However if inclined to build a platform for precision .22 client service might I suggest the flat topped NoDak Spud line of 10/22 receiver sets?
http://www.nodakspud.com/NDS-22.htm
other neat things to do with a .22 rifle...
you can get a very nice totally featherweight bore and the rifle will weigh less than 3.5 pounds with an optic.
I am debating either building my son a variiation of a 10/22 as a first rifle or giving him my Swedish Mauser i call "Twinkle."
I used Twinkle to trick shoot for a while.
Many a broomstick met .27 love from her.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:06 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 14, 2012 06:06 PM (9ghZ6)
Nice and heavy for accuracy, and the grip is wonderful.
If I weren't hammered I would open up the old gun safe and see how many .22LR fit in a 1911 mag.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 06:06 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 06:07 PM (GEICT)
How about from Braveheart
"The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but He's pretty sure you're fucked. Ahahah"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwx2ce_AyOE
Posted by: Bruce at November 14, 2012 06:07 PM (h/h0n)
So get this, my husband got an offer for a great job a few months back, 30% increase and better insurance ( I have health issues). He took the job.
Now his old company is suing us for 150k and suing the company that hired him for 500k for breach of the non-compete contract.
Well aint that a bitch, first of all, they aren't a competitor, they were if anything a vendor, but good luck to them we have 300 bucks in the bank, a kid in college and my mom living with us plus our house is upside down.
His old company is pissed because they keep losing good engineers and his boss who happens to be a psychopath told him on the day he gave his notice that he would make an example of him and that he would not get a counter offer because they don't negotiate with terrorist. Well Merry fucking Christmas to you too buddy. I swear it was like working for the mob, remember that movie the Firm. Sheesh
Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 06:07 PM (pwTow)
****
A personal birthday haiku from teh furry one.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: logprof at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Jaws at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM (A3yiq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM (nByYy)
New dead tree edition and cover for Tale of the Tigers available in next few weeks but the Kindle version is ready right now! I'm commenting from my phone, but check it out at Amazon.
Thanks for featuring my work!Posted by: baldilocks at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM (+H/dq)
It ain;t just generals plenty of military folk subcontract carnal fun.
We just don't get honeypot porn queens to do it with until we get into the O6+ territory.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM (LRFds)
This behavior perquisite pre-dates the Roman legions!
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 14, 2012 10:05 PM (Cnqmv)
Nah.... nope... started with the Romans.... really....
Posted by: King David at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 06:08 PM (JwW4z)
Gay Spock? He was schtupping Uhura in the reboot. Of course the Vulcans could naturally swing both ways, I guess.
Posted by: joncelli
*cough* Cloaking Device *cough*
There's a clip on the out-take reel where Zachary Quinto flubs a line, and he reacts like your maiden aunt when she dropped her favorite vase.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 14, 2012 06:09 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:05 PM (GEICT)
Your point?
http://tinyurl.com/az3467t
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 06:09 PM (GsoHv)
Well done (but more boobies please)*.
*True of every post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:04 PM (GsoHv)
Your suckuppey has been noted and your account credited.
*Note balance may not reflect recent fawning or toadying.
Posted by: Mætenloch at November 14, 2012 06:09 PM (pAlYe)
We Are All Greeks Now
Posted by: Newsweak at November 14, 2012 06:09 PM (wwsoB)
Yup but....in a very narrow mission window it is the correct platform, and with the correct ammo choice it is at a minimum a good hydrostatic shock customer service platform.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:09 PM (LRFds)
Try melatonin 300 mcg. Should be available on shelf at grocery and drug stores and should help with sleep for you. Non-addictive and a natural substance.
Bright light helps it wear off and converts it into serotonin which is great for your mood the following day.
Watch out for the dreams though.
Vivid, to say the least.
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 14, 2012 06:10 PM (JJ+PT)
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 14, 2012 06:10 PM (Cnqmv)
Here ya go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D702jHbynEI
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 06:10 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: baldilocks at November 14, 2012 06:10 PM (+H/dq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:05 PM (GEICT)[/]
Your point?
http://tinyurl.com/az3467t
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 06:10 PM (GsoHv)
Quick, someone send the deep-friend frozen turkey recipe to Kos. Or MSNBC: Ed Schultz/Dr. Chris Matthews.
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:10 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:10 PM (nByYy)
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 14, 2012 06:12 PM (JJ+PT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 06:12 PM (GEICT)
82 What, no kittehs?? I guess they got killed by flying frozen frying turkeys...
Here ya go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D702jHbynEIPosted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 10:10 PM (piMMO)
Aww, poor little kitty... cute, though. Thanks!
Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 06:13 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 06:13 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I'm pretty sure it hates all of us equally. Kind of like a certain stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure...
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 14, 2012 06:13 PM (uoA/0)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:11 PM (GsoHv)
Remember, we can't have Nice Things.
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:13 PM (UOM48)
That's the one that requires two hours in a programmer's glory-hole.
It ain't worth it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 06:13 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 06:13 PM (kpCLl)
BTW all writers, good, bad and ugly, need editors
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Right on! Tell that to the guys who write my 99 cent zombie fiction.
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 14, 2012 06:14 PM (9ghZ6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:14 PM (nByYy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:14 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 06:14 PM (uvNSk)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 06:14 PM (GEICT)
A Parable From the Gospel of Obama: Chapter 3, Verses 14 through 18
3:14 And lo a deaf man who was born without a sense of smell was in attendance at the first inaugural of The One.
3:14 And Barack scratched his itchy butthole and let the man smell his fingers and he was cured.
3:15 And then the wind was broken so that all could find solace in the cloud of those who attended The One.
3:16 Then a Unicorn appeared and shit skittles as manna from heaven.
3:17 And golden bullshit came from the mouth of The One, much like that of a golden calf, for the teleprompter was working that day.
3:18 And the multitude was sore amazed.
Posted by: Prophet Most High Reverend Barbara A. Thompson, Vicar of Barack, Defender of Free Shit at November 14, 2012 06:14 PM (wf7zD)
Posted by: uterus cannon at November 14, 2012 10:12 PM (RLTt1)
There you go. and if you spring for the Synthetic Diamond Package ...
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 14, 2012 06:14 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:15 PM (nByYy)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:12 PM (GEICT)
I forgot immediately. But it has something to do with boobs, so it is a good thing.
http://tinyurl.com/ag2cucr
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 06:15 PM (GsoHv)
Thanks I will look into it.
The boy is a bit bigger than I was at his age so I may get him an AR or my favorite but oddball caliber bolt gun.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:16 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 06:17 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: uterus cannon at November 14, 2012 06:17 PM (RLTt1)
One shot, one kill, no blood to speak of. It doesn't seem like there's much suffering if you get a nice clean shot. Palm Beach county animal control won't handle calls about problem feral cats. They say its your problem.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 14, 2012 06:17 PM (g74GW)
I can't even copy and paste the muthafuckas. I don't care, I am very adaptable.
Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 06:17 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: logprof at November 14, 2012 06:17 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:18 PM (nByYy)
[span style="text-decoration: blink; font-weight: bold;">FLASHING BUCKETS.</span]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 06:18 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 06:18 PM (uvNSk)
Only the existence of the Yugo kept it from being the worst car of the 80s
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 06:18 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 06:18 PM (XnNnd)
CBD - 15 minutes in the Agony Booth for that one
Posted by: Bearded Spock, ISS Enterprise at November 14, 2012 06:19 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 06:19 PM (GEICT)
I'm sorry, I mistook you for CharlieBrown'sDouchebag.
Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 06:19 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Bearded Spock, ISS Enterprise at November 14, 2012 06:20 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: joncelli at November 14, 2012 06:20 PM (CWlPF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:20 PM (UOM48)
Damn that sucks.
The first step of the secession is to announce a plan to kill all the lawyers. That should solve about 99% of the problems right there. They will all head for the libtard states, where they will accelerate the ultimate demise of the blue model.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 06:20 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 06:20 PM (uvNSk)
sven what kinda shape are your cars/vehicles in?
Amazon has a good little " My Garage " section which helps you find cheap auto parts...I have used it a lot recently brakes, rotors, filters etc.
plus nice extras like cheap vehicle first aid kits ( can't have too many)
Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 14, 2012 06:20 PM (EZl54)
look they are trying to compare .22 LR to 5.56*45 when that is like comparing a really good model rocket to a Saturn V in power, and weight.
Used to have great fun watching some teen mall Ninja at the site i hung out at get into with an honest to God Korea War vet from the UK over the merits of the kids' Mall Ninja Ruger 10/22 versus the SMLE.
I'll see if I can dig up a link.....ah the early 2000s good times, good times.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:21 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:21 PM (nByYy)
I go to Mykonos, Greece for sexual healing every year. I spend two months eating clams, oysters, shrimp, and baby octopus daily. A combination of these gives me a two or three hour boner just like the Greek men.
Knocking back ouzo and snorting a line of ground up oyster shell from a hairy chick's ass also is good for getting a high hard one. I'm 92 years and plan on many more happy endings.
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at November 14, 2012 06:21 PM (lDWQr)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (GsoHv)
Yeah, go fuck yaself.
Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 06:21 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 06:22 PM (uvNSk)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:22 PM (DoZD+)
My PT Cruiser is in good shape...
my truck was sacrificed to the road gods on US 31 by a texting speeder and I pick trucks like a cowboy picks horses.....
probably rebuild one down south in Louisiana again if I get the chance I'm kind of sad though it was my first vehicular recovery.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:22 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 06:22 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:23 PM (nByYy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:23 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: CDR M at November 14, 2012 06:23 PM (M5XvF)
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 14, 2012 06:23 PM (JJ+PT)
The first step of the secession is to announce a plan to kill all the lawyers. That should solve about 99% of the problems right there. They will all head for the libtard states, where they will accelerate the ultimate demise of the blue model.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (ccXZP)
I was trying to cut back on the wine, until we got the letter. Oh well, wine is good so f-it.
Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 06:23 PM (pwTow)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 06:24 PM (uvNSk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM
Or 15 minutes of the survival guys hooking up your family jewels to two car batteries. Your choice
Posted by: Bearded Spock, ISS Enterprise at November 14, 2012 06:24 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:24 PM (UOM48)
I had two GFCI receptacles in my kitchen go bad and I'm replacing them tonight, and last month I replaced three arc-fault breakers that had failed their self-tests.
If a GFCI receptacle/breaker doesn't test good, then its not providing protection against electrocutions...which is generally bad...
...unless you're planning a radio in the bathtub kinda murder or fake suicide for someone.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 14, 2012 06:24 PM (g74GW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 06:24 PM (XnNnd)
Posted by: CDR M at November 14, 2012 06:24 PM (M5XvF)
I see your smileys and raise you the symbols of the American Socialist Superstate:
░░░░ ☠☢☪☭ ░░░Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 06:24 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:25 PM (DoZD+)
What up, morons?
And hello, 'ettes. You look wonderful this evening. (I have a very vivid imagination.)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 14, 2012 06:25 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 06:25 PM (uvNSk)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 06:25 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 06:25 PM (XnNnd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 10:06 PM (nByYy)
I understand it's also pretty graphically depicted in the Lascaux caves in France.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 14, 2012 06:25 PM (Yq+6W)
Posted by: NCKate at November 14, 2012 06:25 PM (MsQkt)
Posted by: CDR M at November 14, 2012 06:26 PM (M5XvF)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 06:26 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 06:26 PM (pwTow)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 10:24 PM (XnNnd)
Yeah, if you are using a Barrett .50 you don't have to be picky about aim-point.
;-)
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 14, 2012 06:26 PM (JJ+PT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:26 PM (nByYy)
I see your smileys and raise you the symbols of the American Socialist Superstate:
░░░░ ☠☢☪☭ ░░░
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 10:24 PM (X3lox
I bow to your superior smiley skilz. Now fuck off.
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:26 PM (UOM48)
Can you delete my fuck-up up thread?
I am being horribly abused by these cruel people.
Or maybe I should just pop off a few more and hit the sack!
Good night all!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2012 06:26 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:24 PM (UOM4
Yes . . . snuggly . . . sometimes stabby . . . always pantsless!
Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 06:27 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:27 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 06:27 PM (uvNSk)
I hope Johnny Fever gets a pass.
Oh, and put my room next to Bailey Quarters and Jennifer Marlowe.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 14, 2012 06:27 PM (5J54Q)
That's talk....a lot of mob guys say that but it is hard to do....their "favored" technique is to shoot at a 15 degree angle into the back of the skull that allows the .22 to play blender int he brainpan.
Military shooting is centered around the ribcage because of the ease of targeting, the bigger margin of error on elevation errors and the prevailing access to high order or probability hits on blood pool resevoirs.
Not that I'd know.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:27 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 14, 2012 06:28 PM (KW1gu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:28 PM (nByYy)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 06:29 PM (GEICT)
What's the fuck up with her constantly touching her hair?
(Feeling kinda shallow bitchy in the Age of Obama.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:29 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 06:29 PM (uvNSk)
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at November 14, 2012 06:30 PM (g74GW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 06:30 PM (XnNnd)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 06:30 PM (uvNSk)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 06:30 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:29 PM (GEICT
So when do we get a picture of your cleavage ?
Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 06:30 PM (pwTow)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 14, 2012 06:30 PM (e8kgV)
Really!
Posted by: dantealiegri at November 14, 2012 06:31 PM (mHU03)
Likely given a retirement party meeting the mission window I described....
nice catch.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:31 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: NCKate at November 14, 2012 06:31 PM (MsQkt)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 14, 2012 06:31 PM (KW1gu)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 06:32 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:32 PM (nByYy)
Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 06:32 PM (pwTow)
Posted by: NCKate at November 14, 2012 10:31 PM (MsQkt)
Are those twins zombies? Weird, they are.
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:32 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:33 PM (nByYy)
- not your smiley, but it doesn't paste nicely ]
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:26 PM (UOM4
Just wait until I start with the large fonts!
╟╢ ...Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 06:33 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 14, 2012 06:33 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Mob Guy at November 14, 2012 06:33 PM (RuUvx)
Full Metal Rudolph
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvZwLMpFNvM
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 06:33 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 06:34 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 14, 2012 10:28 PM (KW1gu)
It's gotta be women right? I mean 50 shades of grey and all.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 06:34 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:34 PM (DoZD+)
Bitch ain't no Natalie Wood. Just sayin'
Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 06:34 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 14, 2012 06:34 PM (ZPrif)
secession : let me give our new thing a name
The New-nited States, or Nunited States
No free shit - low taxes- term limits for every office holder, voter ID card, minimum government, loyalty pledge, states rights,.........
Oh shit, sounds like the Founding Fathers
Posted by: seamrog at November 14, 2012 06:34 PM (77a0I)
NCKate -- Here I come up with a good plan, and already the lawyers are arguing for exceptions.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 06:34 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 06:35 PM (uvNSk)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 06:35 PM (XnNnd)
Just wait until I start with the large fonts!
╟╢ ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 10:33 PM (X3lox
I give up. Your skilz are Bidenesque.
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:35 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:35 PM (nByYy)
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 14, 2012 06:37 PM (Rcq5f)
Helen Thomas = white = going to Hell
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:37 PM (DoZD+)
It was someone else messing with the fonts and graphics that blew up the blog a while back
That's why we can't have nice things
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 06:37 PM (wwsoB)
I still love the Shat though!
Posted by: General Woundwort at November 14, 2012 06:37 PM (0fxcV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:37 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 10:35 PM (XnNnd)
Who doesn't?
Posted by: Ken at November 14, 2012 06:38 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Kalneva don't give a shit about ampersands at November 14, 2012 06:38 PM (cQmXn)
Well if we're ordering blogware update priorities I'd like the format bar back before there's any work on the Give em nothing back un-donate button.
Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2012 06:38 PM (MOWP1)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 06:38 PM (uvNSk)
Posted by: eman at November 14, 2012 06:38 PM (sRus3)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 06:39 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:39 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 06:39 PM (wwsoB)
Here is William Shatner toasting George Lucas
http://youtu.be/MDIBchVxSmE
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:39 PM (nByYy)
Living in the age of sleep aids. All hail Obama.
Night all....(stumbles off to bed)
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 06:39 PM (UOM48)
Haven't actually seen a pic of Jill's craz(ier) twin.
Still in the sidebar.
"And Jill Kelley Wears Negliges to Parties"
Posted by: fluffy at November 14, 2012 06:39 PM (O6q63)
Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 06:40 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 10:34 PM (DoZD+)
Are you sure it's still alive?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2012 06:40 PM (JuTPC)
Posted by: NCKate at November 14, 2012 06:40 PM (MsQkt)
(I usually use Chrome, it's not like I can see it anyway.)
I'm bored, Morons. Entertain me!
Posted by: Captain Whitebread is asking for it now at November 14, 2012 06:41 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 06:41 PM (uvNSk)
Posted by: eman at November 14, 2012 06:41 PM (sRus3)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 14, 2012 06:42 PM (uvNSk)
My grandson, born Nov 6.
Why I am not too frazzled over TFG. More important things going on.
Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 06:43 PM (JHCfF)
WASHINGTON—In David Petraeus's final days at the helm of the Central Intelligence Agency, his relations with chiefs of other U.S. agencies, including his boss, National Intelligence Director James Clapper, took a contentious turn.
At issue was whether the CIA should break its silence about its role in Benghazi, Libya, to counter criticism that increasingly was being leveled at the agency and Mr. Petraeus, said senior officials involved in the discussions.
Mr. Petraeus wanted his aides to push back hard and release their own timeline of the Sept. 11 attacks on the U.S. diplomatic compound in Benghazi and a nearby CIA safe house, seeking to set the record straight and paint the CIA's role in a more favorable light. Mr. Clapper and agencies including the Pentagon objected, but Mr. Petraeus told his aides to proceed, said the senior officials.
By all accounts, the driving force behind Mr. Petraeus's departure last Friday was the revelation about his extramarital affair with his biographer. But new details about Mr. Petraeus's last days at the CIA show the extent to which the Benghazi attacks created a climate of interagency finger-pointing. That undercut the retired four-star general's backing within the Obama administration as he struggled with the decision to resign.
Posted by: watching at November 14, 2012 06:43 PM (1MePm)
Greek secret to long life:
Olive oil
naps
Lying about sex
free government money
Dodging taxes.
posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 10:40 PM (nkiQM
I'm curious about the order of these things. Does the sex and the olive oil go together, and then the nap, or does the free government money come before that. So confused.
Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 06:43 PM (pwTow)
100 Dammit. I must be having a brain aneurism. Watching Greta, I'm pining for McCain for president.
Posted by: Jane D'oh says Let It Burn at November 14, 2012 10:14 PM (UOM4
Welcome to the alternate universe...
Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 06:43 PM (JwW4z)
Good thing that Spock figured out how to undo it. With no further episodes, I would have been stuck being a co-host of "The View"
Posted by: Capt. James T Kirk at November 14, 2012 06:43 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 10:39 PM (wwsoB)
This explains every Tiger Woods victory ever.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 06:43 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Kalneva don't give a shit about ampersands at November 14, 2012 06:44 PM (cQmXn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 06:44 PM (GEICT)
I've heard it called a "sympathetic head tilt". Tim Blair used the phrase often, baiting leftist dicks. (Example: see sock link.)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 06:44 PM (nkiQM)
Playing catch up here... just read some of your posts on an earlier thread about mandatory enlistment for all illegals...
sounds good. Can we then declare war on Mexico and invade them with our newly enscripted illegal hispanic army?
Bhwahahahahahahahahah
Posted by: Richard "The Devil at November 14, 2012 06:44 PM (QzBeE)
Posted by: Not Ready To Unsock at November 14, 2012 06:44 PM (BgIBZ)
Why I am not too frazzled over TFG. More important things going on.
Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 10:43 PM (JHCfF)
OMG, he's the cutest thing evah!!! Congratulations!
Posted by: Peaches at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (kpCLl)
"....with a hole in the bottom of the barrel for the bullet to exit."
I've read this line ten times and I'm still not getting it. Can someone draw me a friggin picture in crayon?
Posted by: Icedog at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (PTS+l)
Well we will sell your blog debt to Guido
or OWS - whoever will pay more.
Hey, is that some kind of slur against my people?
Posted by: Guido at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (8EKcT)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:45 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at November 14, 2012 06:46 PM (RuUvx)
Picard and Janeway, not so much. Posted by: eman at November 14, 2012 10:41 PM
We've got Jim Kirk as president. Not the real one, the Kirk that's really that crazy woman shrink who swapped bodies with him.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 06:46 PM (wwsoB)
I just realized that my bathroom reading over the past several months -- CPE for my license renewal -- was about to expire in two days. So I've completed 20 hours of CPE today.
In other news, I may be more scrambled than usual tonight.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 14, 2012 06:46 PM (kaalw)
I'm looking forward to seeing my granddaughter Thanksgiving weekend, now that I have a vehicle that won't suck the life out of my wallet.
Hearing her say "Love you, Pop-pop" makes things a lot better.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 14, 2012 06:46 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Not Ready To Unsock at November 14, 2012 06:46 PM (BgIBZ)
Posted by: eman at November 14, 2012 06:47 PM (sRus3)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:47 PM (DoZD+)
Anna....the head tilt was the first annoying thing I noticed.
Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2012 06:47 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:47 PM (DoZD+)
271
Oh FFS. Now there's a story that my orange ex governor dated the crazy. It's enough of a thing that he's released a statement denying it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:44 PM (GEICT)
Good ol' Charlie... Before it's all over, I imagine he will have had his fingers (and other body parts) in just about everything under the sun. (Posted from TX, a state with its own share of crazy pols...)
[/br] (Trying some different formatting)
Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 06:47 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: urakwyjibo at November 14, 2012 06:48 PM (aB7h4)
Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 06:48 PM (JHCfF)
Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 06:48 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 06:48 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:49 PM (nByYy)
Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 10:48 PM (JwW4z)
Put in at least 3 returns.
Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2012 06:49 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:49 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:50 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 06:50 PM (nByYy)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:50 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 06:50 PM (X3lox)
Why I am not too frazzled over TFG. More important things going on.
Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 10:43 PM (JHCfF)
O.M.G!! What a cutie!!! What's his name?
Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2012 06:51 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:51 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: In Cognito at November 14, 2012 06:51 PM (HEWhR)
Could it be that it's a little harder to gloat when there's a trail of failures to point out?
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 06:51 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
---
I am Pop. My father is Pops.
Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 06:51 PM (JHCfF)
anyway drool cup deployed.
dying dying.....voluntary coma time.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:51 PM (LRFds)
There's no need to worry about that.
Posted by: Obamacare at November 14, 2012 06:52 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: eman at November 14, 2012 06:52 PM (sRus3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 06:52 PM (XnNnd)
Posted by: troyriser at November 14, 2012 06:52 PM (ptcFO)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:52 PM (DoZD+)
296 293
Well, shoot - I thought [ br ] (without the spaces) might give me a line
break - anyone have a clue how to add a line break in a response?
Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 10:48 PM (JwW4z)
Put in at least 3 returns.
Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2012 10:49 PM (X6akg)
Trying that - I had been using two, guess that was one too few...
Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 06:52 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 06:53 PM (JwW4z)
shoot
-
I
thought
[ br ]
(without
the
spaces)
might
give
me
a l
ine
break - anyone have a clue how to add a line break in a response?
Posted by: fluffy, dick at November 14, 2012 06:53 PM (O6q63)
nah I think they've interacted with enough people to grasp something is different.
Like last time I just said "he ain;t no god"....
this time I'll swap recipes for HD ammo for my .38s pointedly.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:53 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:54 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 10:53 PM (JHCfF)
Nice.....congratulations!
Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2012 06:54 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 10:53 PM (JwW4z)
Youse welcome!
Posted by: Tami at November 14, 2012 06:55 PM (X6akg)
I'd far prefer a Delisle Carbine Class weapon for silent surgical procedures in customer service.
.45 ACP is already a subsonic round with a good wound profile
You can mount a decent optical solution on it
It is when silenced properly literally SILENT except the action.
When i volunteered at the APG ordnance museum I got to listen to one being "fired" snap your fingers quietly.
That's it.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 14, 2012 06:57 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:57 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:57 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 06:59 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:59 PM (DoZD+)
Thanks to all. Now, back to boobs, bullets & beer.
Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 06:59 PM (JHCfF)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 06:59 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 14, 2012 07:00 PM (IOSGZ)
ASSASSIN!
You will pay for your crimes.
Posted by: Feline Overlord Association at November 14, 2012 07:00 PM (MOWP1)
Posted by: In Cognito at November 14, 2012 07:01 PM (d4o2E)
Posted by: 'captain kirk' doing his nails at November 14, 2012 07:01 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:01 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: TD at November 14, 2012 07:02 PM (qCz/+)
http://tinyurl.com/bu8hdr3
Nsfw
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:59 PM (GEICT)
Damn, all these boobie pics, i'm starting to get used to them.. is that a good or bad sign....
Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 07:02 PM (pwTow)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque says, at November 14, 2012 07:02 PM (eQnzo)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 07:03 PM (GEICT)
http://gocl.me/9FkuML
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 07:03 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 07:05 PM (XnNnd)
Lebanese twins seem quite the social climbers, isn't the Florida orange guy playing with the other team ?
Marionite Christians ? Yeah, right.
Anyone read any good spy novels lately ?
Posted by: seamrog at November 14, 2012 07:05 PM (77a0I)
"Well, isn't everyone a victim now? Except for rich white men. That's how this shit works, right?"
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 10:30 PM (GEICT)
Teacher here. Title 1 schools. So everyone is 'pobre'. Well except for cell phones, X360's, tattoos, designer sneakers...but I digress...I 'push into' classes for special ed. It's what?... fucking November and they're STILL talking about slavery in Social Studies. And if I hear "brown people" for Hispanics in angry 'def jam' video's for poetry lessons one more time; I'm going to stick chopsticks in my ears.
Posted by: Guido at November 14, 2012 07:06 PM (8EKcT)
Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 07:06 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 11:03 PM (GEICT
Thank goodness, now I can look at them without feeling guilty
Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 07:06 PM (pwTow)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:06 PM (DoZD+)
I've got a Crossman Phantom, it puts out a pellet at nearly 1200 fps -- faster than the speed of sound (~1125 fps), it makes a pretty loud crack as a result. It came with a scope too. I sighted it in for around 25 yards, perfect for little varmint hunting.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 07:07 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:08 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Truman North at November 14, 2012 07:08 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:09 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 07:09 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 07:10 PM (wwsoB)
Am I insane?
Posted by: Ombudsman at November 14, 2012 07:10 PM (HqXYa)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 07:11 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 07:12 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 10:26 PM
Have to second that nod to "The King of Kong". A must see, for sure.
Posted by: otho at November 14, 2012 07:12 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 07:13 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 07:13 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 07:14 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 11:13 PM (GEICT)
But how do you know?
Posted by: Ombudsman at November 14, 2012 07:15 PM (HqXYa)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:16 PM (DoZD+)
But how do you know
Posted by: Ombudsman at November 14, 2012 11:15 PM (HqXYa)
Do you have nice knees
Posted by: spypeach at November 14, 2012 07:16 PM (pwTow)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 07:17 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 07:17 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: eman at November 14, 2012 11:12 PM (sRus3)
A few years back one of my buddies, as a joke, ordered a few of those for my friend. Bad thing is they keep sending you stuff, even after he had gotten married. My buddy had to explain to his fiance that it was done as a joke and he's sorry they keep getting ads with college coeds in their mail.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 07:18 PM (NzBQO)
The kilt is a vestige of pride. If ya have any balls, you'll
recognize why he wore it, and not worry about what people think.
Just don't wear any underwear, you'll be the talk of the black tie wedding. Try to find a Black Watch Tartan.
Posted by: seamrog at November 14, 2012 07:18 PM (77a0I)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 07:21 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 14, 2012 11:17 PM (GEICT)
My grandfather was a tall gentleman with a regal bearing. I'm not Danny Divito, but I get a sense that a man has to have a certain presence. Cary Grant? Yes. Bruce Willis? No.
Posted by: Ombudsman at November 14, 2012 07:21 PM (HqXYa)
----------------------------------------------------------------
This could be a great alternative
Obama Toilet Paper
http://tinyurl.com/b742eatPosted by: Jimmy at November 14, 2012 07:21 PM (Gk5QE)
Chris Matthews = white = going to Hell
How come Matthew makes me angrier than the other lefties?
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:23 PM (DoZD+)
This has not been addressed, as far as I know. The Sandals commercials on Fox. Do they not realize they are turning business away? Not that I would go to one of their lame resorts, anyway, but I dive for the remote when that "I, had, the time of my life" music starts playing as though Bam-Bam was issuing one of his "manly" proclamations about not "besmirching" Susan Rice. Or anything else coming out of his perty (gag) hole.
Posted by: kalneva at November 14, 2012 07:23 PM (cQmXn)
Don't expect honest testimony from him.
***
If you were to self publish an amateurish self-published book on Amazon about a tyrannical president slowly destroying the country, people would still expect more subtly then King Putt has managed.
I've seen on liberal boards that there is a lot of wonder why this is coming out now. Oh...Obama must feel he has a mandate to clean up corruption in the Military/Industrial Complex!!!
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2012 07:24 PM (AUeaU)
recognize why he wore it, and not worry about what people think.
Just don't wear any underwear, you'll be the talk of the black tie wedding. Try to find a Black Watch Tartan.
Posted by: seamrog at November 14, 2012 11:18 PM (77a0I)
There's wisdom there, seamrog. well said
Posted by: Ombudsman at November 14, 2012 07:24 PM (HqXYa)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:06 PM (DoZD+)
I thought that said "James Brown" for a second there, and was going, "WTF?"
Posted by: cthulhu at November 14, 2012 07:25 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 11:10 PM (wwsoB)
Some Russian fella predicted it about 1998, and that it would happen in 2010. I have a feeling, he was just a couple of years off, but his reasons are dead on.
However, what he believes the states will do, he doesn't have a good game plan for.
http://tinyurl.com/lw9kzy
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 07:25 PM (Ohhk6)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2012 07:28 PM (AUeaU)
Some Russian fella predicted it about 1998, and that it would happen in 2010. I have a feeling, he was just a couple of years off, but his reasons are dead on.
However, what he believes the states will do, he doesn't have a good game plan for.
http://tinyurl.com/lw9kzy
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 11:25 PM (Ohhk6)
I'm guessing he doesn't know much about regional politics in the U.S. because that map, although geographically fits, makes no sense what so ever.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 07:29 PM (NzBQO)
I thought that said "James Brown" for a second there, and was going, "WTF?"
I'm trying to make doubly sure I have my lefties straight with this exercise. Such as the other day I mentioned Janet Napolitano but Napolitano sounds hispanic or something and I'm not sure where latinos fall in the white/black, good/evil scale.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:29 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 07:31 PM (BVkEs)
So I'm amazed there hasn't been a AoS poll - Paula Broadwell or Jill Kelley - or as Petraeus would vote, angry cat fight in jello.
Wouldn't be much of a fight: one's built for comfort, the other one's built for speed.
And since the Cabbage Patch Bar is a scant 45 minutes away from Casa Backwardio, I vote for coleslaw.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2012 07:31 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: 18-1
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My money is on the military gal. Not the socialite.
Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 07:31 PM (JHCfF)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 10:48 PM (wwsoB)
kbdabear, I straight up stole your comment...now residing as my FB status. Shit on the Internet is free, right?
Posted by: Icedog at November 14, 2012 07:31 PM (PTS+l)
Posted by: jimi ray at November 14, 2012 07:31 PM (79EF9)
Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 11:31 PM (JHCfF)
I dunno....socialites are mean ass bitches with strong self preservation skills.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 14, 2012 07:32 PM (Yq+6W)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:32 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 14, 2012 07:32 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2012 11:28 PM (AUeaU)
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Is this a Ginger or Mary Ann question?
Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 07:33 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:33 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Methos at November 14, 2012 07:34 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 11:32 PM (DoZD+)
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Why do you hate those who drink on the job?
Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 07:34 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:34 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:35 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 07:35 PM (nkiQM)
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Thanks Infidel.
I just remembered that I have a 1952 bottle of Crown Royal in the cabinet to toast these sort of occasions.
Gonna have to bust it open again on Thanks-for-giving.
Posted by: sTevo at November 14, 2012 07:35 PM (JHCfF)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 07:35 PM (XnNnd)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:36 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 07:37 PM (XnNnd)
Posted by: jimi ray at November 14, 2012 07:37 PM (79EF9)
I'm guessing he doesn't know much about regional politics in the U.S. because that map, although geographically fits, makes no sense what so ever.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 11:29 PM (NzBQO)
Yeah, I don't really see Arizona, Utah, and Idaho going with California, and I seriously doubt WV, KY, TN, and SC will go with the New England states. I think Virginia wouldn't go if we could just donate 3 or 4 counties in NoVA to DC or Maryland.
While his geography and regional politics are lacking, his reasoning is what seems to be happening, and he made his prediction 14 years ago.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 07:38 PM (Ohhk6)
Meredith Viera = white = going to Hell
And I like Meredith. Even if she is a lefty. But she's white and that is the final word on everything.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:38 PM (DoZD+)
Yes, there is a historical precedent for how Washington treats breakaway states, but we have spent the last 100 years arguing for self determination...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2012 07:39 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque says, "Let. It. Burn. The. Fuck. Down!" at November 14, 2012 07:39 PM (eQnzo)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 07:39 PM (XnNnd)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:39 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2012 07:39 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 07:41 PM (XnNnd)
___
Wow, I've never heard it referred to quite that way before...but that's hot.
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 14, 2012 07:41 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:41 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 07:41 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: David Letterman at November 14, 2012 07:41 PM (jeAQW)
****
Don't worry. Things are only going to get worse.
Boehner will double cross us.
The economy will continue to be in a depression.
And the Democrats will do well against a still hapless Republican congressional leadership in 2014. Which might well be the last election we have.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2012 07:42 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 07:43 PM (XnNnd)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:43 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:44 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: JDP at November 14, 2012 07:44 PM (8HhF2)
Posted by: Rev. Billy Graham at November 14, 2012 07:45 PM (jeAQW)
...alaska to russia?
...hawaii to...china!?
TEXAS TO MEXICO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
it mite happen, but it ain't gonna happen like that! @.@
Posted by: jimi ray at November 14, 2012 11:37 PM (79EF9)
Well you do actually have to read the story, not look at the pretty pictures.
You really need to take a class on reading comprehension as the pretty picture also says "under Mexican influence". Have you been to any of these states in the past few years? Have you seen how many Mexicans now live in those states? That is what "under Mexican influence" probably means.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 07:45 PM (Ohhk6)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 14, 2012 07:46 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: That'sRACIST! at November 14, 2012 07:47 PM (PVXrr)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2012 07:47 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 11:41 PM (XnNnd)
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Don't worry, be happy. Or be a happy meanie. But don't worry. Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay....
Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 07:47 PM (BVkEs)
What's all this "white equals going to hell" bullshit?
Obama's preacher (not Jeremiah Wright) said all white people are going to Hell. I have to assume he means ALL white people, not excluding the ones who are completely in the tank for Obama. I'm simply pointing out the idiots who support a man who is advised by a man who thinks people are going to Hell, simply because of the color of their skin.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:49 PM (DoZD+)
OK, 'rons 'n 'ettes, it's bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2012 07:50 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 07:51 PM (JwW4z)
Abraham Lincoln = white = going to Hell
Now, I know Abe didn't support Obama, but the lefties all adore Abe because they have chosen to ignore the fact that Abe was A REPUBLICAN!
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:52 PM (DoZD+)
"Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay...."
...and the daily, "Oldest Reference Used in a Comment" award goes to...
Posted by: Icedog at November 14, 2012 07:52 PM (PTS+l)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 14, 2012 07:52 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 07:52 PM (nkiQM)
that it would happen in 2010. I have a feeling, he was just a couple of
years off, but his reasons are dead on.
However, what he believes the states will do, he doesn't have a good game plan for.
http://tinyurl.com/lw9kzy
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 11:25 PM (Ohhk6)
I'm guessing he doesn't know much about regional politics in the U.S. because that map, although geographically fits, makes no sense what so ever.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 14, 2012 11:29 PM
TN, NC, SC would definitely join the southern states on that map. WV and KY would probably join the Upper Midwest grouping
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 07:52 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:53 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 07:53 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: General John Stark at November 14, 2012 07:54 PM (PALjS)
382 Ombudsman,
Never had the opportunity to blind the wedding party with my lack of melanin.
Best of Luck, whichever way you decide, but keep the Celt in ya.
Think we'll be needin' it soon. Blue paint optional.
Posted by: seamrog at November 14, 2012 07:54 PM (77a0I)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 07:55 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: puddleglum at November 14, 2012 07:55 PM (Re9Sr)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 14, 2012 07:55 PM (ieZ+e)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 14, 2012 07:55 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque says, at November 14, 2012 07:55 PM (eQnzo)
Posted by: Icedog at November 14, 2012 07:56 PM (PTS+l)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 07:58 PM (XnNnd)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 14, 2012 07:58 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at November 14, 2012 07:58 PM (61/Y4)
That would be my punishment. I would never hear the end of straight up racism down here.
Posted by: Lucifer at November 14, 2012 07:59 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 14, 2012 07:59 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 07:59 PM (bxiXv)
The Northeast - run by elitists, run in a similar fashion to the present EU model. The EU would no longer exist, but the elitists would say "they didn't have the right people in charge"
Southern Tier - Run on the Texas model of free enterprise. Denigrated by others for lack of services for the poor, who migrate into the Western or Northeast for welfare services
Northern Tier - Run on the old American style of the 30's to 70's. Heavily unionized and industrialized, but run more by Chicago type political machines than Northeastern type elitists
Western Tier - Basically a northern extension of Latin America. California as it exists now with very rich enclaves surrounded by highly impoverished people who with few marketable skills, dependent on government. What passes for their middle class is a large government workforce
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 08:01 PM (wwsoB)
TN, NC, SC would definitely join the southern states on that map. WV and KY would probably join the Upper Midwest grouping
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 11:52 PM (wwsoB)
WV will go whatever way Virginia goes. If Virginia goes with the southern states, WV will go along. All of the coal from WV goes through Virginia to Hampton Roads. The two are joined at the hip.
I do believe Virginia would probably split in two with the Northern Virginia going with DC and Maryland, and all the rest going with the Southern states.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 08:01 PM (Ohhk6)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 08:01 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 14, 2012 08:01 PM (XnNnd)
Posted by: General John Stark at November 14, 2012 08:02 PM (PALjS)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 14, 2012 08:03 PM (ieZ+e)
Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at November 14, 2012 08:03 PM (HcEdR)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 08:04 PM (wwsoB)
katya, is Janeane Garofaffalllloo going to hell? Please say Yes!
Oh yeah. I mentioned her last night. But it bears repeating.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 08:04 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 08:04 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 08:06 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2012 08:07 PM (MOWP1)
Heh, I have a friend who wants me to go to Thailand for two weeks with him
I told him to ask my wife, his response 'fuck no, she's nuts'
The guy is a retired seal
Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 15, 2012 12:03 AM (ieZ+e)
NCJ likes the ladyboys?
Kinky.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 08:08 PM (Ohhk6)
Posted by: jimi ray at November 14, 2012 08:08 PM (79EF9)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 14, 2012 08:09 PM (kaalw)
No problem. I'm just about to close a 1,000,000 year lease on Detroit so we're looking at a major expansion.
Posted by: Beelzebub at November 14, 2012 08:12 PM (pwyhn)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 08:12 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 08:13 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 08:13 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 14, 2012 08:15 PM (A8dkc)
Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 08:15 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 14, 2012 08:16 PM (A8dkc)
Posted by: Craig Poe at November 14, 2012 08:18 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 08:18 PM (JwW4z)
http://tinyurl.com/ac4jq6x
Posted by: kalneva at November 14, 2012 11:51 PM (cQmXn)
Delightful. Gimme people. Gimmee gimmee but it'd better be up to my standards or else. sheesh.
Posted by: Derak at November 14, 2012 08:19 PM (lkjWK)
Presidential Policy Directive 20 establishes a broad and strict set of standards to guide the operations of federal agencies in confronting threats in cyberspace, according to several U.S. officials who have seen the classified document and are not authorized to speak on the record. The president signed it in mid-October.
The new directive is the most extensive White House effort to date to wrestle with what constitutes an “offensive” and a “defensive” action in the rapidly evolving world of cyberwar and cyberterrorism, where an attack can be launched in milliseconds by unknown assailants utilizing a circuitous route. For the first time, the directive explicitly makes a distinction between network defense and cyber-operations to guide officials charged with making often-rapid decisions when confronted with threats.
The policy also lays out a process to vet any operations outside government and defense networks and ensure that U.S. citizensÂ’ and foreign alliesÂ’ data and privacy are protected and international laws of war are followed.
Posted by: Francis Gary Powers at November 14, 2012 08:20 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 08:26 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 08:26 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: BignJames at November 14, 2012 08:28 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 08:28 PM (bxiXv)
Bill Clinton = no Hell because someone designated him the first black president.
Cleopatra = yes. She was Greek; right? So, that's white.
I dunno, this race stereotyping stuff is hard.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 08:29 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: jimi ray at November 14, 2012 08:31 PM (79EF9)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 08:31 PM (DoZD+)
502
Bill Clinton = no Hell because someone designated him the first black president.
Cleopatra = yes. She was Greek; right? So, that's white.
I dunno, this race stereotyping stuff is hard.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:29 AM (DoZD+)
But somebody has to do it...
Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 08:31 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 08:32 PM (nByYy)
Posted by: 80sBaby at November 14, 2012 08:33 PM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 08:34 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 08:35 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 15, 2012 12:32 AM
At that point, it's better just to find a transmission from a junkyard.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 08:36 PM (wwsoB)
No, but if he comes around I'll tell him you were looking for him
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 08:36 PM (wwsoB)
Did Ace
Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 08:37 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 08:38 PM (nByYy)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 08:40 PM (DoZD+)
guess that awesome reading comprehension of yours must have picked up the subtext about all those damn immigrants from canada stealing good old midwestern jobs xD
Posted by: jimi ray at November 15, 2012 12:08 AM (79EF9)
Yes, you are 1000% right, as you usually are. This is what I posted:
"Some Russian fella predicted it about 1998, and
that it would happen in 2010. I have a feeling, he was just a couple of
years off, but his reasons are dead on.
However, what he believes the states will do, he doesn't have a good game plan for.
http://tinyurl.com/lw9kzy
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 11:25 PM (Ohhk6)"
I stated that he doesn't have any idea as to what the states would actually do, and how the states view themselves regionally.
In another post I did say that those southern states would be under Mexican influence? Anywhere you go in the South these days, you are more likely to have to speak Spanish to just order a fucking hamburger at Wendy's. That is what I mean by Mexican influence, not that the Mexican government would have any influence, but you took it to also mean that the midwestern states wouldn't be under Canadian influence. Really? If you notice, those states are lacking one critical need for international trade, deepwater ports. Canada has deepwater ports in both the Pacific and Atlantic oceans. Canada is also building a pipeline from central Canada to western Canada. To get that oil from the plains states to China and other markets, they need that pipeline, thus, Canada will have lots of influence over those states.
Now please, go back to one of your Eurocentric sites that you seem to enjoy.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 08:42 PM (Ohhk6)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at November 14, 2012 08:42 PM (RLZvP)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 14, 2012 08:44 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2012 08:44 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:13 AM (DoZD+)
Isn't he actually "brown", but with white splotches over his face?
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 08:45 PM (Ohhk6)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 08:45 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 08:46 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 14, 2012 08:47 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2012 12:43 AM (nkiQM)
Sorry, will do. Like Ric Flair in a hot tub, I'm getting in the barrel.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 08:47 PM (Ohhk6)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at November 14, 2012 08:48 PM (RLZvP)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at November 14, 2012 08:48 PM (RLZvP)
The midwest would have access to European ports via the Great Lakes and St Lawrence Seaway, and by 2014 the Panama Canal will be widened to allow passage of Asian cargo ships. They would have access through agreements at Gulf Coast ports where the Mississippi drains out
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 08:48 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 15, 2012 12:46 AM (DoZD+)
We got to know the details real well at our high school. One of the soldiers killed in the rescue attempt was from our high school, and his wife's brother was still in high school with us.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 08:50 PM (Ohhk6)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 14, 2012 08:50 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: 80sBaby at November 14, 2012 08:51 PM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 08:51 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: Derak at November 15, 2012 12:19 AM (lkjWK)
I wrote this in reference to the commenters on the article referenced.
*ahem* let me be clear *ahem*
Posted by: Derak at November 14, 2012 08:54 PM (lkjWK)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 08:54 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 14, 2012 08:55 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: harleycowboy at November 14, 2012 08:55 PM (+9AX9)
The first step of the secession is to announce a plan to kill all the lawyers. That should solve about 99% of the problems right there. They will all head for the libtard states, where they will accelerate the ultimate demise of the blue model.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 10:20 PM (ccXZP)
Don't forget to kill anyone who *suggests* we need lawyers.
Also, the new constitution needs to have a clause that anyone that suggests something that is not on the list of 'shit of the only things the government is allowed to do' is immediately put to death.
And, if the debt ever exceeds 10% of GDP, all politicians shall be thrown out of office and killed. Not necessarily in that order.
Posted by: blindside at November 14, 2012 08:55 PM (2rf52)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at November 14, 2012 08:57 PM (RLZvP)
The midwest would have access to European ports via the Great Lakes and St Lawrence Seaway, and by 2014 the Panama Canal will be widened to allow passage of Asian cargo ships. They would have access through agreements at Gulf Coast ports where the Mississippi drains out
Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2012 12:48 AM (wwsoB)
Yep. But disagreements do happen, and I really don't see the country breaking into 4 parts, 3 parts would be more like it. The southern/plains to Canada, the New England/Mid Atlantic, and the West coast states. As a matter of fact, I could see British Columbia joining the West coast states, Ontario east joining the New England states, Quebec fucking off, and the plains of Canada joining the Southern/Plains states of the US.
Basically the energy and agriculture economies joining together.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 08:58 PM (Ohhk6)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 08:59 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: davisbr at November 14, 2012 08:59 PM (EuWFS)
Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2012 08:59 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 08:59 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2012 12:51 AM (nkiQM)
He is rumored to get into hot tubs and let his junk kinda float on the surface.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 09:00 PM (Ohhk6)
Posted by: DAve at November 14, 2012 09:00 PM (XDC0v)
further: do you even live in the south? i bet you don't. i've never had to "speak spanish to order a hamburger" in my entire life. i'm pretty sure you're just a little-man racist chump who can't stand hearing an accent from People Who Don't Sound Exactly Like Me.Posted by: jimi ray at November 14, 2012 09:01 PM (79EF9)
Thus the "Wooo!", I guess. (And thank you, Google.)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 09:03 PM (nkiQM)
You don't like us, we get it
Isn't there some other blog you can pontificate on somewhere, or did you wear out your welcome there too
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 09:04 PM (wwsoB)
516 I have no idea how this happened, but Andy Dalton was on the waiver wire in my fantasy foobmawl league tonight. He's mine now. Ginger power!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at November 15, 2012 12:42 AM (RLZvP)
Good deal! I'm proud to be a fellow TCU alum - we could use Andy right about now...
Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 09:05 PM (JwW4z)
5461/2 MOA out of a .22LR @ 100 yards? Don think so Papi...
Small asprin bottle cap at 75yrds is possible.
Posted by: harleycowboy at November 14, 2012 09:07 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: DAve at November 14, 2012 09:08 PM (XDC0v)
>>>1/2 MOA out of a .22LR @ 100 yards? Don think so Papi...
Custom ammo and a properly built gun will / can achieve that.
Good luck if there's even the hint of a breeze, though.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2012 09:08 PM (vZQZV)
Posted by: blindside at November 15, 2012 12:55 AM (2rf52)
We already have a constitution that worked very well for a long time. We just need to add one amendment, all precedents from cases prior to the new government are null and void. I.E., Marbury v Madison is DEAD DEAD DEAD.
12 years in Senate, 12 in House. Judges get 12 years, then they go back up for re-confirmation. Good ones stay, bad ones go. No income tax, National sales tax. Capitol in Memphis, and the Capitol building will not be air conditioned.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 09:08 PM (Ohhk6)
521 LMAO over at Twitter. Go check out the #HamasBumperStickers
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 15, 2012 12:45 AM (piMMO)
Haha! Thanks, I needed a good laugh
Especially liked SooperMexican's "Everybody MUST get stoned!"
Posted by: George W Beagle's mom at November 14, 2012 09:09 PM (JwW4z)
Might I suggest Galveston?
Posted by: Methos at November 14, 2012 09:11 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 09:14 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at November 14, 2012 09:14 PM (RLZvP)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at November 14, 2012 09:17 PM (RLZvP)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at November 14, 2012 09:18 PM (RLZvP)
I liked this one -- sign up quick before they run out of virgins
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 09:20 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 09:20 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 09:23 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 09:23 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 09:24 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Barky O'Drama at November 14, 2012 09:25 PM (pkkxZ)
Suck it, Barry.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 14, 2012 09:28 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 09:28 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2012 09:31 PM (nkiQM)
further: do you even live in the south? i bet you don't. i've never had to "speak spanish to order a hamburger" in my entire life. i'm pretty sure you're just a little-man racist chump who can't stand hearing an accent from People Who Don't Sound Exactly Like Me.
Posted by: jimi ray at November 15, 2012 01:01 AM (79EF9)
No, I don't mind hearing people who don't sound like me. I just don't like Eurotrash like you.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 09:32 PM (Ohhk6)
I think if Ace compiled the best threads with the best comments, it would be hilarious and sell pretty well.
A chapter on the palin steel Captain America thread alone would be worth the price of the book
Then there's Joe Biden's suggestions for avoiding the Avian flu from April of 2009
The Michael Jackson Death Thread was hilarious in a demented way
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 09:34 PM (wwsoB)
But I don't mind reading good twitter trends when they pop up like this one. And I do read Ace's feed from time to time.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 09:36 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2012 01:11 AM (hO9ad)
Hot and humid is all I care about. If they want to meet from May through September, they will be miserable. The worst thing to ever happen to DC was air conditioning. Without it, DC would be empty in the summer, and our government would shut down.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 09:36 PM (Ohhk6)
A chapter on the palin steel Captain America thread alone would be worth the price of the book
Then there's Joe Biden's suggestions for avoiding the Avian flu from April of 2009
The Michael Jackson Death Thread was hilarious in a demented way
Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2012 01:34 AM (wwsoB)
The forward to the book would have to be by Spurwing Plover.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 14, 2012 09:38 PM (Ohhk6)
Zero -- that's bad, right? Like crossing the streams bad?
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 09:41 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: fluffy at November 14, 2012 09:45 PM (z9HTb)
Go back to any of those and laugh, the funniest seem to have been in April of 2009 and June of 2009. Oh, and the Notorious 1400 Memorial Day thread was 5/23/09 in case you have a good hazmat suit
Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2012 09:47 PM (wwsoB)
Ball room. No. Not the place where you can go dancing.
Ever take silly putty or bubble gum and stretch it so there's a big blob on one end? Then hold it by the smaller piece?
It stretches further. Yes, this happens as we grow older. Just as those boobehs will head south, so doth the ball sack.
Now that you all have a visual you'd rather not. I'll be over here snickering to myself.
Posted by: AshKente at November 14, 2012 09:48 PM (SP4jC)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 09:50 PM (piMMO)
I started commenting here the week before. Just reading from work (working overnight). Wasn't around for the weekend, got back on Tuesday and all the cobs were halfin to be uproared.
Posted by: fluffy at November 14, 2012 09:51 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Sexypig at November 14, 2012 09:51 PM (Gg50C)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 14, 2012 09:52 PM (9FOZv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 14, 2012 09:55 PM (nByYy)
Posted by: Sexypig at November 14, 2012 09:57 PM (Gg50C)
Or pancake mix.
Posted by: Methos at November 14, 2012 09:57 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Model-1066 at November 14, 2012 09:58 PM (SAjQl)
They promise this every time but somehow the amnesty goes through but the securing of the border doesn't.
The MSM is correct when they say the majority of Americans support amnesty of some sort for illegals. Of course they leave off that they also want the border closed and protocols put in place to track guest visa and student visa visitors.
Seems that physical fence actually does a pretty good job. Of course you won't hear about it BECAUSE NOTHING HAPPENS.
I also love how they use the numbers of STOPS the border patrol makes as some kind of indicator that illegal immigration has slowed. (well it actually has slowed now that we're in a depression)
Lower stop levels just means the Border Patrol hasn't caught them doesn't mean no one crossed.
Close the border and I'll go give any illegal already here a green card myself.
Posted by: AshKente at November 14, 2012 09:59 PM (SP4jC)
Posted by: Model-1066 at November 14, 2012 10:06 PM (SAjQl)
I've been quoted now a few times on this, so I guess I should issue a 'clarification' if you will -- I was making a riff on Shakespeare's "The first thing we do is kill all the lawyers."
Secondly, you might note that I didn't actually suggest they all be killed, but that we announce a plan to -- an announcement designed to create an exodus. I really do think we are overlawed, and overlawyered. If secession is a plan to start over, to hit the reset button, then this issue should be addressed.
Besides, I like making fun of lawyers.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 10:18 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Zakn at November 14, 2012 10:22 PM (LbwgI)
Posted by: arcangel at November 14, 2012 10:22 PM (/NCJW)
****
If I should die in a fiery explosion, make sure to question that last asshole I tweeted.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 10:29 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2012 10:30 PM (hjRtO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 15, 2012 01:55 AM (nByYy)
Pre-pooped in by your choice of cat:
persian mix, calico, black, white and ginger.
Posted by: AshKente at November 14, 2012 10:34 PM (SP4jC)
Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2012 10:35 PM (bZKG0)
Posted by: Adriane at November 14, 2012 10:37 PM (gh+mp)
Dear John McCain,
Please go swing one-handed from a tree in your back yard. You did good, but the time has passed for you. Go home, STFU, calling for special panels, etc., is just another opportunity for someone to say that rape is carried on the wings of angels or sumthin. Sit down, fergetaboutit, and just wait a little while. These bozo's will expose themselves, unless you keep giving them cover by walking into ambushes.
Posted by: and irresolute at November 14, 2012 10:38 PM (DBH1h)
lol. That thought crossed my mind too, AK, as I was typing it.
Guilty as charged.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 10:39 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: and irresolute at November 14, 2012 10:41 PM (DBH1h)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2012 10:48 PM (X3lox)
*****
Some asshole at twitter got his panties in a wad about the hashtag and tweeted about how funny 9/11 was and how we've been whining about it ever since.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 10:48 PM (piMMO)
A warm war is about to get hotter.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 10:50 PM (ccXZP)
A warm war is about to get hotter.
****
Yep.
God Bless them. They are sitting amidst a den of snakes.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 10:52 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: and irresolute at November 14, 2012 10:52 PM (DBH1h)
http://tinyurl.com/cq2j4ex
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 10:54 PM (piMMO)
NEW YORK (AP) - Americans get too many calories from soda. But what about alcohol? It turns out adults get almost as many empty calories from booze as from soft drinks, a government study found.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2012 10:55 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2012 10:57 PM (hjRtO)
Posted by: Adriane at November 14, 2012 10:58 PM (gh+mp)
Spiritual fulfillment ought to count for something, right?
Posted by: f2000 at November 14, 2012 10:58 PM (abiX9)
Posted by: and irresolute at November 14, 2012 10:58 PM (DBH1h)
Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2012 10:59 PM (hjRtO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 11:01 PM (piMMO)
****
Over at Drudge... Iran now conducting massive drills.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 14, 2012 11:04 PM (piMMO)
Yeah. TPOP. Interior enforcement. If you mean verifying that a worker is a citizen. Okay. Fining the living shit out of companies that purposely hire illegals. Okay.
Road blocks and "show me your papers" Um NO.
TSA is already too powerful too grabby and too arrogant and with Unionization will be filled with quota hires and thieves. Oh wait, they already are.
So yes to enforcing the laws but first secure the border.
When you have mice, you first close the access points as well as you can before you set your traps otherwise they'll just be back.
Same here. Now if you want to talk about private entities being allowed to hunt for illegals with a per head bounty, we can talk about that too.
Posted by: AshKente at November 14, 2012 11:07 PM (SP4jC)
Posted by: brian mckim at November 14, 2012 11:10 PM (s1Q17)
Posted by: Adriane at November 14, 2012 11:10 PM (gh+mp)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 14, 2012 11:21 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Adriane at November 14, 2012 11:25 PM (gh+mp)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 11:26 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 14, 2012 11:28 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Adriane at November 14, 2012 11:37 PM (gh+mp)
Posted by: Adriane at November 14, 2012 11:39 PM (gh+mp)
Posted by: Adriane at November 14, 2012 11:41 PM (gh+mp)
Posted by: Adriane at November 14, 2012 11:42 PM (gh+mp)
Posted by: Adriane at November 14, 2012 11:44 PM (gh+mp)
Posted by: Adriane at November 14, 2012 11:46 PM (gh+mp)
Posted by: BignJames at November 14, 2012 11:46 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Adriane at November 14, 2012 11:46 PM (gh+mp)
Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2012 11:49 PM (sdi6R)
True.
But in my world, and welcome to it, put your money where your mouth is ...
They never lead by setting a good example, do they?
Posted by: Adriane at November 15, 2012 03:37 AM
Sure they do. They don't want to live in socialist countries, because those places are already socialist. They want to spread the disease, not wallow in an already infected host. Like zombies. They don't want the plentiful zombie brains. They want your brains.
Posted by: otho at November 14, 2012 11:52 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2012 12:27 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2012 12:27 AM (xa1/W)
Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2012 12:29 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: jimi fay at November 15, 2012 12:29 AM (7l6VK)
Posted by: Walkers! at November 15, 2012 12:32 AM (7l6VK)
Posted by: Sexypig at November 15, 2012 12:36 AM (Gg50C)
Posted by: Walkers! at November 15, 2012 12:37 AM (7l6VK)
Posted by: Sexypig at November 15, 2012 12:40 AM (Gg50C)
Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2012 12:40 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Walkers! at November 15, 2012 12:44 AM (7l6VK)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 15, 2012 04:27 AM (xa1/W)
Well, if Obama keeps going the way he did in 2008 it's not good. Even the weak reed Boehner will slow choom boy down a bit.
However that's not the problem. Their are systemic problems that need addressing and even choom boy's plan isn't enough. (neither was Ryan's btw)
For some insight and some basis education on how big the satan's cock that is fast approaching from our 6, go see Ann Barnhardt's presentation on our financial situation and the world's.
This is a 21/2 hour presentation but it's divided up into 6 parts and you can fast forward the boring parts or stuff you already know to the stuff that will make your anal sphincter pucker like it just swallowed a lemon tree.
Go here: http://barnhardt.biz and scroll down. (no direct link to the post she strings them out like beads on one page)
Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 12:48 AM (SP4jC)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 15, 2012 01:07 AM (9FOZv)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 15, 2012 01:12 AM (9FOZv)
I don't buy everything she says but she gives a good idea of the situation we and other countries are currently in and why.
She says some pretty good stuff about what to stay away from if we live through any collapse.
Just read an online presentation by Dmitri Orlov about what the Russian people did and how they got through during the Soviet collapse.
Very interesting and less scary than you might think.
The most difficult part will be the days/weeks/months before things start to coalesce around alternate ways of conducting business and staying safe.
Lawyers won't be of much use during that time.
Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 01:28 AM (SP4jC)
You say that like there's something wrong, inherently wrong, with being a moron. Are you sure you have the right audience?
Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2012 01:33 AM (AEAnS)
We've gotten to a point where not-being-fooked would be worse than the alternative. By which I mean: if the makers in this country manage to drag the country over the new 2016 finish line without a discernible crisis, people might think that the Obamanation was an acceptable detour from American values. I haven't quite thrown in my lot with the "let it burn!" crowd, but I'm wavering.
Talk of "Going Galt" used to be libertarian fantasy. Lately it has begun to look like pragmatism (yes, I know, Rand abhored pragmatism because "it depends what it is that you want to practise.")
I'm not there yet -- my work ethic, like Eddie Willers' will keep me at the grindstone for some time yet. But I am definitely looking for signals. And the notion of a coordinated strike by those who really create this nation's prosperity is looking less like fantasy every day.
Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2012 01:40 AM (AEAnS)
Posted by: Whatev at November 15, 2012 01:42 AM (2t6Gz)
Sounds as though you are exploiting your audience. It's not right to just assume that anyone can be trained to be a Borderline (psychology term, look it up) whore. Only a select few can claim that honor.
Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2012 01:49 AM (AEAnS)
Posted by: Opus An Arcus at November 15, 2012 01:56 AM (kzIkL)
Posted by: Truman North at November 15, 2012 01:59 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: richard burton from exorcist 2 at November 15, 2012 02:01 AM (yBF/9)
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevillllllllllllllll...
Posted by: richard burton from exorcist 2 at November 15, 2012 02:01 AM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Whatev at November 15, 2012 02:03 AM (2t6Gz)
Posted by: Opus An Arcus at November 15, 2012 02:05 AM (kzIkL)
Under Teh One, all things are possible. Give it time. How many months ago would "John Kerry, SecDef" have been a punchline instead of a possibility?
Posted by: Splunge at November 15, 2012 02:11 AM (AEAnS)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 15, 2012 02:15 AM (9FOZv)
So we're getting hosed again.
They're just rearranging deck chairs at this point and they know it.
Even the Democrats know it.
Everyone's looking for an exit strategy and/or some way to save face.
I'll go out on a limb (who am I anyway?) and say we got maximum 10 years before a real collapse happens. Minimum 2 years.
It won't happen next year unless there are hidden factors not public at this time. It will take next year for it to become clear that the EU is sunk and the bailouts won't work. That will actually trigger a rise in money parked here. (you all do realize that although it looks bad, the EU being in trouble is actually what's kept the US from going under? We look like a good investment compared to them.)
However, a lot of our banks and brokerage houses have traded in sovereign EU country debt and if there's a collapse there big enough, they won't be able to derail a default. When enough EU countries default, the whole house of cards comes down because the banks here can't cover the margins they will be required to produce.
There probably won't really be a sudden dive or something. what will happen is that the G10 will get together and figure out how they're going to try and bullshit everyone and how fast it will collapse.
If anyone panics or if they can't agree how to cover it it'll be all over. Banks here will collapse there will be runs by folks trying to extract their cash and the Fed won't be able to prop them up. Bye bye savings. Bye Bye IRA. Bye Bye Federal payments.
Wheeeeeeeee all the way till it stops and where that will be is anyone's guess.
BTW. Don't try and get your cash from your bank when everything goes wonky. It'll just be a waste of time and if the collapse is big enough the money you get out won't be worth beans anyway.
Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 02:27 AM (SP4jC)
There may be a little of that as the word gets spread around (that's how an isolated bank run starts. The bank is short cash and can't pay out on an account and the guy who got shorted tells his friends and they tell theirs and soon there's a mob at the banks door. You've all seen It's a Good Life right? that's it.)
However, I can't say that it's such a bad thing. Personally I'd like to see it happen 2 -3 years from now if it's going to happen but maybe the sooner the better. Get it done and then start to rebuild. I know I'll never see the country back to where it used to be.
Everyone likes to watch a fire. You may feel scared or sad but it's still fascinating.
LET. IT. BURN.
Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 02:35 AM (SP4jC)
Posted by: Whatev at November 15, 2012 02:38 AM (2t6Gz)
Truman you want to same folks in charge if you know that the iceberg is destiny.
No steering away now.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 15, 2012 02:41 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2012 02:42 AM (79ueO)
You ever get the feeling they all laugh their asses off together behind closed doors?
Yeah so do I.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 15, 2012 02:43 AM (LRFds)
Of course the NYT wouldn't print it anyway.
Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2012 02:44 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2012 02:45 AM (79ueO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2012 02:46 AM (79ueO)
Exactly. Al-NYT would be the ones to drop dime on you. We live in at best a benign monarchy at this point, at worst a budding worker's paradise.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 15, 2012 02:46 AM (LRFds)
Watch out when cashing out for any tax complications. According to most sources, there will be increases in capital gains. There's also the chance that retirement funds could be confiscated by the government if things get dicey and you won't have a chance to do anything about it and of course some retirement funds will have penalties for early withdrawal. I frankly wouldn't worry too much about that because I doubt you're making that much off of it. If you are, you wouldn't be reading this blog and me you'd have high priced accountants doing that for you.
If you have any wealth that is not a physical thing, you are not secure.
Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 02:48 AM (SP4jC)
They can still be prosecuted but it must be after the fact.
Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2012 02:50 AM (YdQQY)
Maybe. I am wondering if it might not be better to go on ahead and create a shadow government. If you look to the rise of Elizabeth and England the protestants were pretty ruthless on their way to power.
If the donkeys want to play this "two nation" bullshit maybe the right ought to start playing.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 15, 2012 02:54 AM (LRFds)
I don't see that happening any time soon.
By the time the dust clears, NYT will be a memory.
I got a laugh today by some dem telling reps to calm down it will get better because they were all shattered when bush got reelected in '04.
What a joke. They weren't facing a housing collapse, a financial collapse and a marxist anti american in office jacking the debt up to bursting levels in '04. There wasn't a slow motion implosion going on in Europe then either.
all they were upset about was bush was a meany and killing people in Iraq for christ's sake.
somehow, I think things are a bit different now.
Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 02:57 AM (SP4jC)
Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2012 02:57 AM (YdQQY)
Whatever works I guess. See the darker angels have my nature have to struggle with the donks not getting punished. Secession at least channels rage to something positive.
I cannot stand Axelrod and friends stealing my nation's wealth and granting them as spoils of war.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 15, 2012 02:58 AM (LRFds)
If not, I have the url and will post it when the news thread goes up.
We are going to have to mount a full-time propaganda effort if we want to win in 2016.
Posted by: Miss Marple at November 15, 2012 02:59 AM (GoIUi)
They were not prosecuted during the Bush adm either, probably at the recommendation of Karl Rove.
However, it is very difficult to prosecute after the fact because (1) The horse is already out of the barn (2) It will likely reveal more classified information.
The PP and sullivan cases are examples of activist court malpractice.
Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2012 02:59 AM (YdQQY)
No in a sane nation we'd be okay and looking at another 4-12 years out of power.
We're not a sane nation. Nancy Pelosi made up her mind to win by whatever means necessary, we are not allowed to do the same.
I understand why it is because of our deference to the system as the nearest to perfection we can get, but they use that deference as an attack.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 15, 2012 03:00 AM (LRFds)
Yup or have an entirely different goal in mind for 2016.
Still trying to get the poison out of my forehead and think.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 15, 2012 03:01 AM (LRFds)
Wait till after the collapse when it will be easier to form cooperatives and community support committees for the purpose of securing common goals and protection.
Protective Societies have a long history in areas in flux.
Be vewy vewy quiet. We don't want to wake the dog. heheheheh
Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 03:02 AM (SP4jC)
Well, the Bush admin would not be an example I'd use as a moral, honest and justice seeking admin anyway.
Posted by: AshKente at November 15, 2012 03:03 AM (SP4jC)
No. I quit going to the WSJ because everything was behind a pay wall.
Posted by: Vic at November 15, 2012 03:04 AM (YdQQY)
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Posted by: jacke at November 15, 2012 08:46 AM (5Cwv4)
So I checked out the 10 documentaries all "Guys" must watch... What a laugh. Most all of them are leftist tripe or pop culture crap. The only decent one was Senna and BrotherÂ’s Keeper. The rest are for retards who love rap or for pathetic, sentimental Jingos (which they mistake this for patriotism) who sit around crying in their near beer about the lost elections while listening to Rush rant and staring up at their poster of the Mormon RINO.
Ron Paul RIP. GO RAND!
Posted by: jacke at November 15, 2012 09:05 AM (5Cwv4)
Ruger makes (made?) a 10/22 that's internally silenced. It looks like an ordinary 10/22 with a bull barrel, but it's silenced. I was looking at manufacturing a can that would look exactly like a bull barrel, so that when you screwed it on to the end of a bull barrel that had been machined with a threaded end, it would just look like a longer barrel, save the line where the barrel and can met.
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