January 17, 2012

Overnight Open Thread /1/17/2012 (chad)
— Open Blogger

Not up to the usual high standards but hey it's free

On this date - Two of the world's great military powers won magnificent victories that forever secured the legends in the hearts of men:

In 1831 6000 Spanish soldiers defeated 100,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Calderon Bridge during the Mexican war of Independence. Somehow Spain still managed to lose that war.

In 1941 the French Navy defeated the Royal Thai Navy ending the Franco-Thai War. Who knew? There was actually a time when the French didn't rush to surrender.

CharlesB explains why you won't get hired:

When you first walk in to my office, I am expecting you to be one of the 99%+ people who I know I won't hire in the first 5 minutes. I am hoping I will be proven wrong, because I really want to hire you and be done interviewing. Unfortunately, most people looking for jobs don't deserve them. Here are the most common ways I know you don't deserve any job I have to offer.

Facebook is totally not an echo chamber in which our friends just reflect our preformed views back to us - according to Facebook

Because nothing makes a girl go crazy like Hai Karate - 6 forgotten drugstore colognes and aftershaves

and that's all for tonight folks


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1 1941?

Posted by: ersta mahnn at January 17, 2012 05:19 PM (GTbGH)

2 Good Evening.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 05:20 PM (7yvLv)

3

What the fuck?  I'm available for ONTs!

 

All kidding aside, this is not bad!  Nice collection of links, chad

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 05:21 PM (I2LwF)

5 Where's Canoe?

Posted by: mike at January 17, 2012 05:22 PM (LVdhO)

6 Old Spice = the best.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 05:23 PM (7yvLv)

7 Ninth!  Or so.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 17, 2012 05:23 PM (bMLFV)

8 Why were the French fighting Thailand? They had already surrendered in 1940, did they not?

Posted by: mike at January 17, 2012 05:23 PM (LVdhO)

9 My dad is an Old Spice Man. 

I kind of like it, but wouldn't let Mr Y-not wear it (even if he were so inclined).  I don't need years of therapy. 

I like Tug McGraw's cologne -- really, it smells good.  Also Chrome. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 17, 2012 05:24 PM (5H6zj)

10 Justified is back tonight.

Posted by: USA at January 17, 2012 05:24 PM (6Cjut)

11 Speaking from a perspective of having interviewed several dozens of people for several dozens of professional positions over the last 5 or 6 years, any of you out there looking for jobs should read the linked article about getting/not getting past the interview.  Guy hit it spot on.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 05:24 PM (7yvLv)

12 French Fighting? Is that like French Kissing?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 17, 2012 05:24 PM (eCnLg)

13 I loved the job intercview article.  Esp.  the resume part.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 05:25 PM (I2LwF)

14 Sarah... I was hoping you could endorse someone who wasn't strange...

Posted by: Abdominal Snowman Supports The "Canned Food and Ammunition" Plan for dealing with election stress at January 17, 2012 05:25 PM (el8NC)

15 Although part of me longs to ask... does this mean she's ok with adultery now?

Posted by: Abdominal Snowman Supports The at January 17, 2012 05:26 PM (el8NC)

16 Egoiste! Egoiste! Egoiste!

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 17, 2012 05:26 PM (h6mPj)

17 As long as one of the topics is cologne, do any moronettes here know of a perfume/cologne that is similar to Miel & Citron (Honey & Lemon) by L`Occitane en Provence?  They've discontinued the scent and I'm not having luck finding something similar. 

Dolce & Gabbana's Light Blue is vaguely reminiscent, but not that close. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 17, 2012 05:27 PM (5H6zj)

18 @18
Hi chemjeff
How's the new diet coming? 

Posted by: Y-not at January 17, 2012 05:28 PM (5H6zj)

19 I don't work my ass off all day long, running the gauntlet that is my suck-ass commute twice, then chop wood and organize my old Maxim issues (Dewy Decimal of course), only to have to deal with a lackluster ONT posted by someone named Chad. Pfft. Canceling my AoSHQ GoldMembership.

Posted by: Wink Martindale at January 17, 2012 05:28 PM (fp5N1)

20 The vichy french were fighting Thailand because Thailand had seized part of Indochina after they surrendered to Japan.  The Thai's took it as a sign of weakness and figured they could get away with it.

Posted by: chad at January 17, 2012 05:28 PM (a/nZ0)

21 No Skills  Please, don't bother applying if you don't have the required skills.

Actually, I have to disagree with this one a bit. Many job descriptions are ridiculously over specific.

Yes, if you want a flash developer, you want someone that knows how to code in flash. If you demand 10 years working in flash, HTML5, C++, Perl, and Java, well either be prepared to pay $500K a year or accept that you'll get 1 or 2 of those "required" skills.

As a hiring manager, outside of generally one skill the position has to have, I'm looking for people with the *traits* that will make them succeed. They can learn the secondary skills later.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2012 05:28 PM (3aXbg)

22 Y-Not, like yer Dad, I'm an Old Spice guy.  But then again, I'm probably old enough to be yer Dad.  Heh.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 05:29 PM (7yvLv)

23 Yo, Morons!

While you were watching football on Sunday, I was doing this

Yes, I am bragging

Posted by: fluffy o nutta at January 17, 2012 05:29 PM (Lpgtj)

24 Posted by: Y-not at January 17, 2012 09:27 PM (5H6zj)

How much are you willing to spend?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 05:30 PM (SsG4J)

25

s, I am bragging

 

 

Great, but that's not a woman.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 05:31 PM (I2LwF)

26 Yes, I am bragging

Posted by: fluffy o nutta at January 17, 2012 09:29 PM (Lpgtj)

Sup

Posted by: Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich at January 17, 2012 05:32 PM (3aXbg)

27

 No Skills  Please, don't bother applying if you don't have the required skills.

18-1, I took that literally.  If the job is for a mechanical engineer and you're an accountant, etc.  I've seen that a lot in the last two years or so.  What really pisses me off is having to read most of a resume' to find out the clown is even basically qualified.

But your general point is well taken.  In my business, we frequently are overly specific and therefore severly limit the pool from which to draw applicants.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 05:32 PM (7yvLv)

28 Best scent for a man is eau de femme.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 05:33 PM (niZvt)

29 I love the smell of Old Spice and I don't give a damn who knows it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 17, 2012 05:33 PM (piMMO)

30 I have no idea whay that was bolded.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 05:33 PM (I2LwF)

31 Latest Japanese fad - probably NSFW.

No tentacles...but odd.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2012 05:33 PM (3aXbg)

32 Alex Trebek has a dirty mind.  Listen to him trying to hold back his laughter

Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2012 05:34 PM (GULKT)

33 I would add to the list: don't come to the interview stoned off your gourd.

[At least ten, if you are curious how many applicants I have rejected immediately because they were obviously intoxicated.]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 17, 2012 05:35 PM (nEUpB)

34

For the record, I was one of the sane persons in Wisconsin who wasn't stoopid enough to sign that bullcrap petition. I'm looking forward at seeing the Dumbocraps' attempts at signatures....I'm betting a shit-ton of Hitlers, Mickey Mouses, Bill Clintons, John Smiths, and The Stigs.

Posted by: Cheeseheadette at January 17, 2012 05:36 PM (tvCBl)

35

They've discontinued the scent and I'm not having luck finding something similar. 

I am trying to find for you the article I read about why so many perfumes are being discontinued. Basically some of the things that make up a perfume (like rose for example) are going to be banned and so the perfume folks took pre-emptive action.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 05:36 PM (RZ8pf)

36 35 Latest Japanese fad - probably NSFW. No tentacles...but odd. Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2012 09:33 PM (3aXbg) Is that called, Licking his knob?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 05:36 PM (niZvt)

37
I was under the distinct impression that cologne was for teh gheys.

On second thought, that's absolutely true.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 17, 2012 05:36 PM (SgLsM)

38

In the early 90's I interviewed in Manhattan for a job which due to a misunderstanding I had no qualification for. The interviewer and I wound up staring at each other until I told him I'd never been up that high in a building and could he show me around. Then he warmed up but of course didn't hire me.

That company got savaged on 9-11 after they relocated to WTC.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 17, 2012 05:36 PM (PddVe)

39

For the record, I was one of the sane persons in Wisconsin who wasn't stoopid enough to sign that bullcrap petition. I'm looking forward at seeing the Dumbocraps' attempts at signatures....I'm betting a shit-ton of Hitlers, Mickey Mouses, Bill Clintons, John Smiths, and The Stigs.

 

For the record, I betcha some jusge wil OK all of them, too.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 05:37 PM (I2LwF)

40

@43

I wouldn't be surprised...it'd be one in Milwaukee or Dane County.

Posted by: Cheeseheadette at January 17, 2012 05:38 PM (tvCBl)

41
Best scent for a man is eau de femme

http://tinyurl.com/335pg5s

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 17, 2012 05:38 PM (SgLsM)

42 I am trying to find for you the article I read about why so many perfumes are being discontinued. Basically some of the things that make up a perfume (like rose for example) are going to be banned and so the perfume folks took pre-emptive action.

IFRA regualtions in Europe, and do not get me started.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 05:39 PM (SsG4J)

43

But your general point is well taken.  In my business, we frequently are overly specific and therefore severly limit the pool from which to draw applicants.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 09:32 PM (7yvLv)

In fairness there are large shades of gray in many positions. A skill or two the candidate MUST have. A few that will hurt if they don't have, more that you'd like them to have.

But at least in my field real people rarely have all the skills you want when they are applying to the position. But the question, IMO, is have they demonstrated the ability to learn the skills that will help them succeed?

I think the article does mention that in passing, but I found it to be a key factor in my best hires.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2012 05:39 PM (3aXbg)

44 for the record, I'm in no way intoxicated despite my shitty typing tonight.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 05:39 PM (I2LwF)

45 Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 09:37 PM (I2LwF)

You've been drinking, haven't you?

[said with immense respect and admiration from a fellow moron who knows that drinking and AOSHQ go hand-in-hand.]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 17, 2012 05:40 PM (nEUpB)

46

Serious question...I'm right on the cusp of expense-account drunk, and "Justified" comes on in 24 minutes here in my Marriott.  Do I quit the ONT and watch my favorite of favorites in SD, or hope that you jacklegged-harelipped-loosemouthed-slackjawed-don't know when to say nothin' cause you can't figure out when to say shit after it's in you pants morons don't wreck it for me, so when I get home, I can watch it on demand, in HD and surround sound, as a benevolent deity would intend.

It's not that I don't trust you people, it's more that for most folks, "you people" is an insult, but for you people, it's only apt.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 17, 2012 05:40 PM (ND9u8)

47 Best scent for a man is Hoppes #9. And any woman who smells of Hoppes is ipso facto, as hawt as a 2 dollar pistol. 'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2012 05:40 PM (FIE/L)

48 Or, you know, HE could GTFO himself.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 17, 2012 05:40 PM (piMMO)

49 Mark Levin on Hannity... Not screaming, for a change.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 05:41 PM (niZvt)

50
I'm thrilled to no longer have the responsibility for hiring sales people.

It's just shocking what an entitlement mentality there is in "kids these days."

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 17, 2012 05:41 PM (SgLsM)

51 "Look at the bran on Chad!"

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 17, 2012 05:41 PM (nEUpB)

52 Is that called, Licking his knob?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 09:36 PM (niZvt)

Perhaps the English doesn't translate quite correctly?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2012 05:41 PM (3aXbg)

53 It's Tuesday ergo I am watching "This Is Spinal Tap" and Tuesday is sucking a little bit less.

Posted by: CozMark at January 17, 2012 05:41 PM (P0AbR)

54

lol Charlie

 

And the best scent for a man is a combination of motor oil, sawdust, rich brown earth, and bacon.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 05:42 PM (I2LwF)

55

In the early 90's I interviewed in Manhattan for a job which due to a misunderstanding I had no qualification for.

As usual, USS D, the first guy never has a chance.  In '93, I interviewed for a job I hadn't even applied for . . . and got it!  Long story, but their HR dept decided I fit a slot other than the one I wanted/applied for.  Interviewer and I realized something was wrong about 10 minutes in, he called HR, we switched gears a little and I got the job the next day.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 05:43 PM (7yvLv)

56 51
Best scent for a man is Hoppes #9.

And any woman who smells of Hoppes is ipso facto, as hawt as a 2 dollar pistol.

'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2012 09:40 PM (FIE/L)

AGREED.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 17, 2012 05:43 PM (ND9u8)

57 Oh, and a free year of AoS Prime to any Moronette that would like to try what the cool people are up to in Japan.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2012 05:43 PM (3aXbg)

58

But the question, IMO, is have they demonstrated the ability to learn the skills that will help them succeed?

This.  And how well I think the prosepective employee will fit in with the existing group.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 05:43 PM (7yvLv)

59
"Look at the bran on Chad!"

High fiber diet?

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 17, 2012 05:44 PM (SgLsM)

60 I wish someone would point out to Hannity he looks really stupid throwingbthat nerf football all the time.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2012 05:44 PM (niZvt)

61 How much are you willing to spend?

Hmmm, in terms of how much I'd spend... well, I balked a bit at the Dolce & Gabbana stuff which was something like $50 for an ounce.  (I decided to keep looking before spending that much.)


had a long lab this afternoon and I got really hungry towards the end

Ugh.  Getting hungry in the afternoon stinks. 

How strict is the diet?  Do they dictate when you eat? 


Well, the man is giving me that look.  (No, not that look!)  I think I have to depart.  I'll check tomorrow to see if anyone has tips re the perfume. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 17, 2012 05:44 PM (5H6zj)

62 you jacklegged-harelipped-loosemouthed-slackjawed-don't know when to say nothin' cause you can't figure out when to say shit after it's in you pants morons Who you callin' "jacklegged"??????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2012 05:44 PM (FIE/L)

63 If they wish to go down the Islamist path, I won't shed many tears if the Egyptians starve - they choose this path.

Petrol shortages trigger tension in Egypt

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 17, 2012 05:44 PM (UR5vq)

64 Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 09:42 PM (I2LwF)

I'd leave out the motor oil, but the sawdust is a winner.

Although...when the way I smelled mattered for things other than making my wife happy...I would smear orangutan shit on my head if it would get me laid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 17, 2012 05:44 PM (nEUpB)

65

Well I found one article in Wired Magazine. Maybe that's where I read it, here is an excerpt. And yes, Tammy I agree with you, don't get me started either I am so pissed off that they are trashing century old fragrances because of this.

the International Fragrance Association, began to aggressively ban or restrict ingredients — now 174 in total — for health or environmental reasons. Some of the restrictions affect natural substances that have been used for centuries by millions of satisfied customers: rose oil, jasmine absolute, spice extracts, and bergamot and other citrus oils. In the case of oakmoss, testing has shown it to cause occasional cases of contact dermatitis, the sort of rash one gets from poison ivy and other chemical irritants. A few of the proscribed ingredients are important synthetics, such as lyral, a molecule widely used in perfumes to create a lilylike floral note. IFRA sees these moves as protective: Wary of bad PR and hoping to forestall action by governments (particularly the European Union, which has taken a hard-nosed approach to chemical regulation), the group feels that the industry is better off regulating itself

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 05:45 PM (RZ8pf)

66 Posted by: Wodeshed at January 17, 2012 09:44 PM (SgLsM)

Ah...fuck.

I have the Truman North problem.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 17, 2012 05:45 PM (nEUpB)

67

Here's a link to the Wired article about it:

http://tinyurl.com/455bon7

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 05:46 PM (RZ8pf)

68 Hi PGIS. Long time no see.

Posted by: robtr at January 17, 2012 05:46 PM (MtwBb)

69

This.  And how well I think the prosepective employee will fit in with the existing group.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 09:43 PM (7yvLv)

Indeed. My current company has decided that moving people around to work with different groups on a random basis is a brilliant way to leverage them.

I can work with almost anyone (well if you aren't a backstabbing !@#$%) but most people have certain personality types they get along with better, let alone the learning phase of working together.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2012 05:46 PM (3aXbg)

70 A bitch slap, followed by an arm bar tells her you're interested.

Posted by: befuddled at January 17, 2012 05:47 PM (xJU23)

71

That jobs article article was interesting. I've always taken a minimalist approach to my resumes and my interviews seem to have gone well because I was always hired immediatley. It helps the I'm a Fed contractor with a fairly high security clearance with a USAF background. I don't recall any situational questions though. I probably had them but didn't realize it. I'm obtuse like that. 

Posted by: stillers at January 17, 2012 05:47 PM (gVUg0)

72 Y Not, one more thing, if you're still here...is it the lemony note or the honey note that you like best?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 05:47 PM (SsG4J)

74 Y-Not, the Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue is the closest fragrance I've found to some of the banned ones. So you might end up having to spend the cash for it if you want that type of scent. The others that are cheaper tend to go on fine but deteroriate rather rapidly on the skin. Light Blue lingers well, without turning powdery or old lady or ending up smelling like a chemistry experiment gone horribly wrong.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 05:48 PM (RZ8pf)

75 Thanks for the interview link.  Probably a good thing for me to read as I send out resumes.


Posted by: Alex at January 17, 2012 05:48 PM (R69Kd)

76 I was talking to a guy just yesterday, who ran a roofing company, but he "gave it up" because he couldn't find reliable help to do the work, which I thought was pretty amazingly bad especially in these times

Posted by: chemjeff at January 17, 2012 09:45 PM (7FadD)

We tell kids anything less then an office job is a failure - even in starting your working career - and let illegals price Americans out of a job. I'm not that surprised.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2012 05:49 PM (3aXbg)

77 Hey all. Been away for a bit. Sickened to the core about the Jew-hatred in Brooklyn - especially since it's in the neighborhood I grew up in. Would love to catch the scum doing this and spray some Krylon right in their eyes. Drop dead, bastards.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2012 05:49 PM (UlUS4)

78 ...and it's not adultery unless you bruise the cervix.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 05:49 PM (I2LwF)

79
Bourbon and Cigar smoke.

The ahhhhh indisputably indispensible aroma for any gentleman of civilized ahhhhh demeanor would, and must always be an agglomeration of a rarefied single malt scotch and a Hebridean wool.

Posted by: Zombie W. F. Buckley at January 17, 2012 05:49 PM (SgLsM)

80 If you yearn for the freedom to roll a joint while a prostitute shoots you full of heroin, then I'm your guy.

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 17, 2012 05:50 PM (fM4AU)

81 Ladies, The Brides Maids was the gayest show I have ever seen.

Posted by: I Love Raykon at January 17, 2012 05:50 PM (sJA0d)

82

I recently had to interview a few people. I thought it would be fun because they would be captive to my jokes and I'd much rather be on this side of the table anyway.

It sucked.

My first criteria: are you an asshole? You'd be surprised at how few people get past that part.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 17, 2012 05:50 PM (PddVe)

83

I was in the grocery store today, in produce, selecting some cucumbers.  I recalled using that line about the bruised cervix a couple days ago, and then I smarted a little because nobody LOLed.  So yeah, I know I'm recycling material, but I suspect that there are a couple people here who didn't read it the first time.

 

What do you call it when you plagiarize yourself?

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 05:51 PM (I2LwF)

84 Good evening.

The Battle of Calderon Bridge was in 1811, not 1831.

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 05:51 PM (F79HU)

85

Hi PGIS. Long time no see.

Hi robtr, we should do a Seattle thing if we survive Snowmeddageon. I don't hang out here much anymore, things got busy, I decided too much news was just depressing me, etc.

But, I'm still trying to de-program myself from my accidental viewing of the network news so I figure I should put some time in on the ONT to get over my ire and rage about the Paula Deen thing.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 05:51 PM (RZ8pf)

86 If you yearn for the freedom to roll a joint while a prostitute shoots you full of heroin, then I'm your guy.

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 17, 2012 09:50 PM (fM4AU)

Hey Paul, can I join in your Reindeer Games?

Posted by: Some Jewish Hedonist at January 17, 2012 05:52 PM (3aXbg)

87 89 @85

Link, what are you talking about?
  Sidebar.  6 from the top.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 05:52 PM (I2LwF)

88 (Reuters) - All New Jersey income tax brackets should be cut 10 percent, Governor Chris Christie proposed on Tuesday, saying the state was on the comeback trail due to harsh budget measures taken last year.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 17, 2012 05:52 PM (d6QMz)

89

 I don't recall any situational questions though.

Oh, hell, stillers.  I'm in the same biz you are, apparently, and my company has created a "structured" interview system that is almost exclusively situational.  They leave just enough room for me to work in some realistic questions.  The rest of it is crap like, "Tell us about a time when diversity played a role in relieving inter-group stress."

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 05:52 PM (7yvLv)

90

My first criteria: are you an asshole? You'd be surprised at how few people get past that part.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 17, 2012 09:50 PM (PddVe)

Yes.

Do I get the job?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 17, 2012 05:52 PM (T0NGe)

91
My first criteria criterion.

Posted by: Zombie W. F. Buckley at January 17, 2012 05:53 PM (SgLsM)

92

uggggh, 84 degrees and humid here in hawaii!!!

its like living in hell here, oh well, i'll suffer....i'm a giver like that i guess

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 17, 2012 05:53 PM (MedXx)

93

My first criteria: are you an asshole? You'd be surprised at how few people get past that part.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 17, 2012 09:50 PM (PddVe)

Wait, is that even a question?

Posted by: Massachusetts at January 17, 2012 05:53 PM (3aXbg)

94

My first criteria: are you an asshole? You'd be surprised at how few people get past that part.

I've interviewed people lots in my past. Completely agree with you there. I also had a bar for "are you too stupid to live?" and unfortunately a lot of people hit that one pretty fast.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 05:53 PM (RZ8pf)

95 Who you callin' "jacklegged"??????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2012 09:44 PM (FIE/L)

Just them too hare-lipped, double ugly, and gullible enough to defend their jackleggednessity.  Git, doggy, afore I roll up a newspaper!

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 17, 2012 05:53 PM (ND9u8)

96 89 @85

Link, what are you talking about?

Here's the link in question:

Anti-Semitic Hate: Vandals Spray-Paint ‘Die Jews’ & Swastikas on Brooklyn Buildings

Disgusting.  Yet Islamist groups have the gall to say that the only group persecuted in America are the Muslims? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 17, 2012 05:54 PM (UR5vq)

97
When do I ahhhh start?

Posted by: Zombie W. F. Buckley at January 17, 2012 05:54 PM (SgLsM)

98

In 1831 6000 Spanish soldiers defeated 100,000 Mexicans

 

The Mexicans should've brought a fifth van. Then they'd have had 125,000 Mexicans, and probably would've won.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 17, 2012 05:54 PM (/UTHA)

99 And the best scent for a man is a combination of motor oil, sawdust, rich brown earth, and bacon.

and cordite.

Posted by: toby928© at January 17, 2012 05:54 PM (GTbGH)

100

uggggh, 84 degrees and humid here in hawaii!!!

So, is the new Disney resort awesome because I am about to book me and the boy  into it.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 05:55 PM (RZ8pf)

101 "Tell us about a time when diversity played a role in relieving inter-group stress."

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 09:52 PM (7yvLv)

So I was in Thailand and...

Posted by: Some World Traveller at January 17, 2012 05:55 PM (3aXbg)

102

My first criteria criterion.

Yes of course. Criterion. Leave your resume and we'll call you.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 17, 2012 05:55 PM (PddVe)

103 I also had a bar for "are you too stupid to live?" and unfortunately a lot of people hit that one pretty fast.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 09:53 PM (RZ8pf)

Oh my God, I'm going to cause a bidding war!

Anybody also want smelly and dim-witted, cause I've got all of the bases covered!

Posted by: AmishDude at January 17, 2012 05:55 PM (T0NGe)

104

"Tell us about a time when diversity played a role in relieving inter-group stress."

I'd offer a diverse vareity of beer to drink and the stress disappeared! Yea, I'd have a problem taking a question like that seriously.

Posted by: stillers at January 17, 2012 05:56 PM (gVUg0)

105 It may have started in 1811 but it took 20 years for the Spaniards to kill all the Mexicans.  Those muzzleloaders were slow.  Seriously this is a moron blog and you want historical accuracy?

Posted by: chad at January 17, 2012 05:56 PM (a/nZ0)

106 Evening all!!! Y-Not, you might try Eau Sauvage by Christian Dior. It's citrus based, and refreshing. I discovered it in Paris, and in the summer, it was the saving grace for traveling on the Metro, since the Parisians would spray it on before going home or to that evening's mistress.

Posted by: moki at January 17, 2012 05:56 PM (dZmFh)

107 Why do people keep changing my words? I hate "The Brides Maids", its a gays show and we all know God hates gays.

Posted by: I Love Raykon at January 17, 2012 05:57 PM (sJA0d)

108 98 n">(Reuters) - All New Jersey income tax brackets should be cut 10 percent, Governor Chris Christie proposed on Tuesday, saying the state was on the comeback trail due to harsh budget measures taken last year. n">  n">Sidebar.  First link.  Hi JH.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 05:57 PM (I2LwF)

109

I was trying to hire some entry level software types and got a 19 (nineteen!) page resume from a recent grad with absolutely no experience, not even an internship.

Didn't make the cut for an interview.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 05:57 PM (7yvLv)

110

Hi robtr, we should do a Seattle thing if we survive Snowmeddageon. I don't hang out here much anymore, things got busy, I decided too much news was just depressing me, etc.

But, I'm still trying to de-program myself from my accidental viewing of the network news so I figure I should put some time in on the ONT to get over my ire and rage about the Paula Deen thing.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 09:51 PM (RZ8pf)

Yeah I just read the times, the worst is supposed to hit bright and (dark) early. Then just snow the rest of the day. I just went to QFC and stocked up, this place gets crazy when it snows.

Posted by: robtr at January 17, 2012 05:58 PM (MtwBb)

111

My first criteria: are you an asshole? You'd be surprised at how few people get past that part.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 17, 2012 09:50 PM (PddVe)


Second criteria:  are you an idiot?  Most of the rest fail that part.  The first time I had to hire someone, I was about 22 and the owner of the company I was leaving on good terms asked me to find my own replacement and train him/her.

The first girl that responded to the ad was a super hot Brazilian college chick that was so much better qualified than I that I felt a little guilty hiring her for 20% less than what I was getting paid.  I told my boss-man I had found a winner after the first interview, but he made me go through the process of interviewing about 10 more people.  Assholes and idiots, a complete waste of time. 

G'evening y'all.

Posted by: Eugene Robinson at January 17, 2012 05:58 PM (/izg2)

112 "Tell us about a time when diversity played a role in relieving inter-group stress."

I remember. It was hilarious.

We were all completely stressed out and this black chick made a joke about Jews. Everyone completely chilled after that.

Good times.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 17, 2012 05:58 PM (piMMO)

113 Damn sock.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 17, 2012 05:58 PM (/izg2)

114 QFC?  Try the Wal Mart in Lynnwood

Posted by: chad at January 17, 2012 05:59 PM (a/nZ0)

115

I've interviewed people lots in my past. Completely agree with you there. I also had a bar for "are you too stupid to live?" and unfortunately a lot of people hit that one pretty fast.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 09:53 PM (RZ8pf)

My favorite interview...

--

Me: So Ms Jones, you said on your resume you did X at your last job, can you give me a specific example of how you went about planning and executing X in detail?

Ms Jones: Oh that? Uh...Um...One of my friends told me to put that on my resume. I never actually did it.

Me: Not at...all? And you still put it on there?

Ms Jones: Yep...(giggles)

Me: Well I think that concludes the questions I have for you, is there anything you'd like to ask me?

--

If you are going to lie to me have the decency to consistently lie.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2012 06:00 PM (3aXbg)

116

Hi robtr, we should do a Seattle thing if we survive Snowmeddageon. I don't hang out here much anymore, things got busy, I decided too much news was just depressing me, etc.

But, I'm still trying to de-program myself from my accidental viewing of the network news so I figure I should put some time in on the ONT to get over my ire and rage about the Paula Deen thing.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 09:51 PM (RZ8pf)

Yeah I just read the times, the worst is supposed to hit bright and (dark) early. Then just snow the rest of the day. I just went to QFC and stocked up, this place gets crazy when it snows.

Posted by: robtr at January 17, 2012 09:58 PM (MtwBb)

Can we have your snow here in Ohio?  Cause I'm really sick of getting your Seattle weather of it raining every 3 days.

Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2012 06:00 PM (GULKT)

117 Another hint--don't bash Palin or tell a Barack/Tupac anecdote during the course of the interview. Got both of those.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 17, 2012 06:00 PM (PddVe)

118 Hey, this is an actual, serious resume question:  If my resume is already at one page, and I have a couple of extra lines, can I add a bullet-point about how The Most Interesting Man In The World once gave me a pat on the back?

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 06:00 PM (I2LwF)

119 Me tooo, I had 13 wheel drive and barely got back home because of the imbeciles. Glads I haves lots of ammo.

Posted by: I Love Raykon at January 17, 2012 06:01 PM (sJA0d)

120

If you are going to lie to me have the decency to consistently lie.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2012 10:00 PM (3aXbg)

You're also very attractive.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 17, 2012 06:01 PM (T0NGe)

121

"Tell us about a time when diversity played a role in relieving inter-group stress."


Ahhhh...certainly I must recall the evening that Milton Freidman and I ahhhh were enjoying a fine tawny port, whereupon we came across Gay Talese, and proceeded to kick the shit out of him in the ahhh back alley.

Fast friends forever then, indeed we were.

Posted by: Zombie W. F. Buckley at January 17, 2012 06:01 PM (SgLsM)

122

evening, morons

new phono amp arrived and the burn-in process has commenced.

Loud music, for all my neighbors.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2012 06:01 PM (0rdIu)

123 can I add a bullet-point about how The Most Interesting Man In The World once gave me a pat on the back?

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 10:00 PM (I2LwF)

The Most Interesting Man In The World asked me what I was doing for the weekend.

Asked if he could come with.

I said OK, but I was bringing the beer.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 17, 2012 06:02 PM (T0NGe)

124 It may have started in 1811 but it took 20 years for the Spaniards to kill all the Mexicans.  Those muzzleloaders were slow.  Seriously this is a moron blog and you want historical accuracy?

Posted by: chad at January 17, 2012 09:56 PM (a/nZ0) 

I'm just trying to keep this Smart Military Blog© honest is all. 

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 06:03 PM (F79HU)

125 PGiS, what happened with Paula Deen?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 06:03 PM (SsG4J)

126

robtr, yeah I stocked up earlier, though I was already mostly set but I thought another swing through the grocery store wouldn't hurt.

I am wondering if we'll awake tomorrow to snow melted and 45 degrees though the way the weather people are carrying on around here.

The boy had school today, two hours late start. His dad dropped him in the morning at my place (he's with his dad this week) and we played in the snow but it was just kind of rainy. I got ready to take him to school, looked out the window and bam it was snowing a ton. We got to school, I went in and said "we're going home" and we left again. A couple hours later they called for emergency release.

So, who knows what tomorrow brings.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 06:03 PM (RZ8pf)

127 In my corner of Snohomish County, it's coming down pretty heavy.  I guess it hasn't hit Seattle too bad yet.  Went to Bartell's, then QFC, and we're in for the night.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 17, 2012 06:03 PM (btzPD)

128 the comeback trail due to harsh budget measures taken last year.

So why are any spending cuts harsh? But no tax increases ever are?

Their budget doubled from 2001 to 2011, so presumably cutting the budget even by 50% (ignoring inflation I know) should merely return them to the same size government they had a few years ago.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2012 06:04 PM (3aXbg)

129 what happened with Paula Deen?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 10:03 PM (SsG4J)

Didn't she get the diabeetus?

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 06:04 PM (F79HU)

130 "new phono amp arrived and the burn-in process has commenced."

What amp? I like Outlaw. Weighs around 150 pounds but the wall handles it. So far

Posted by: I Love Raykon at January 17, 2012 06:05 PM (sJA0d)

131 Qadaffi Fried Chicken?

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 17, 2012 06:05 PM (UXEgP)

132

 PGiS, what happened with Paula Deen?

And Tammy:  Who is Paula Deen?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 06:05 PM (7yvLv)

133

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2012 10:01 PM (0rdIu)

Psychological warfare? Are you training up Slaanesh Noise Marines?   

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 17, 2012 06:06 PM (UR5vq)

134 Qatari Fried Chicken?

Posted by: NC Ref at January 17, 2012 06:06 PM (/izg2)

135

Guess who's birthday it is?

Benjamin Franklin.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 17, 2012 06:06 PM (PddVe)

136 "Tell us about a time when diversity played a role in relieving inter-group stress."

There was that time we all laughed at the Indian java developer...

Posted by: fluffy, diversity champion at January 17, 2012 06:06 PM (Lpgtj)

137

You're also very attractive.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 17, 2012 10:01 PM (T0NGe)

Ok, lie to me consistently and be female. But don't lie about the female part.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2012 06:06 PM (3aXbg)

138 God I hate Paula Deen.

I think she's competing with Hello Kitty to get her soulless mug plastered all over everything.

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 06:06 PM (F79HU)

139 "Tell us about a time when diversity played a role in relieving inter-group stress."

I actually had that question when I was competing for Senior Sailor of the Quarter back in the mid-90's.  I looked at the board and said "I can't"  The HMCS in charge of the board looked like he was going to strangle me and said "You can't?"  I told him I don't allow stress in my department if the non-rates gets stressed I beat it out of them.  Needless to say I did not get selected.  The fun of the Clinton years.

Posted by: chad at January 17, 2012 06:07 PM (a/nZ0)

140 There was that time we all laughed at the Indian java developer...

Posted by: fluffy, diversity champion at January 17, 2012 10:06 PM (Lpgtj)

I don't get it.

Posted by: Some Indonesian Java Developer at January 17, 2012 06:07 PM (3aXbg)

141

Guess who's birthday it is?

This b-day tribute is epic.  If he's not in a camp by tomorrow morning...

Posted by: RushBabe at January 17, 2012 06:08 PM (tQHzJ)

142 Quahog Fried Chicken?

Giggity

Posted by: Quagmire at January 17, 2012 06:08 PM (/izg2)

143

"Tell us about a time when diversity played a role in relieving inter-group stress."

 

We had these clients in from the coast, so after dinner we took them to the strip club, and got a Dominican girl and a Korean girl team up for asome sweet half-and-half.  Totally nailed the account.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 06:08 PM (I2LwF)

144 I was up in Seattle during the infamous "no salt" snows, with my 4x4 diesel.  No probs for me.  Not so good for the Civic drivers.  Heh. 

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 06:08 PM (7yvLv)

145 ""God I hate Paula Deen.

I think she's competing with Hello Kitty to get her soulless mug plastered all over everything.""




Not to mention she thinks jimmy carter was a great president. I think somebody has been spiking her cooking ingredients with weapons grade stoooopid.

Posted by: Berserker at January 17, 2012 06:09 PM (FMbng)

146 Robert, somehow I don't think Ms. Deen getting the sugar would put PGiS into a rage!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 06:10 PM (SsG4J)

147 Fking snow machines, running at around 120 outside my door. Why is that noise legal?

Posted by: I Love Raykons But at January 17, 2012 06:10 PM (sJA0d)

148

 PGiS, what happened with Paula Deen?

The diabetes stuff. All the controversy about how she waited to announce it until she could profit from it. And the other chefs like Anthony Bourdin who are trashing her and her cooking and saying she's completely irresponsible because of her recipes that are so high fat and bad for you.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 06:10 PM (RZ8pf)

149 160 I was up in Seattle during the infamous "no salt" snows, with my 4x4 diesel.  No probs for me.  Not so good for the Civic drivers.  Heh.

Has Seattle rescinded that asinine "no salt" edict or is it still in force?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 17, 2012 06:10 PM (UR5vq)

150

Posted by: RushBabe at January 17, 2012 10:08 PM (tQHzJ)

That was high-larious!

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 06:10 PM (F79HU)

151 Not to mention she thinks jimmy carter was a great president.

Now that might get PGiS into a rage...

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 06:10 PM (SsG4J)

Posted by: EBL at January 17, 2012 06:11 PM (IgakF)

153

That was high-larious!

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 10:10 PM (F79HU)

My favorite was her thesis.

Posted by: RushBabe at January 17, 2012 06:11 PM (tQHzJ)

154 Oh it was rescinded as soon as it cost the Mayor his job.  Nickels, what a douche.  Unfortunately he was still better than the idiot in office now.

Posted by: chad at January 17, 2012 06:11 PM (a/nZ0)

155 I love fast ones up my butt, giggle, giggle

Posted by: I Love Raykons Butt at January 17, 2012 06:12 PM (sJA0d)

156

Has Seattle rescinded that asinine "no salt" edict or is it still in force?

I think I read earlier today the city council had regained enough sanity to salt the roads.

Oh, the humanity!  Salt water running into Pungent Sound.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 06:12 PM (7yvLv)

157 What the fucking fuck?  I think I have a typo in every fucking post otnight.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 06:12 PM (I2LwF)

158 I love fast ones up my butt, giggle, giggle

Posted by: I Love Raykons Butt at January 17, 2012 10:12 PM (sJA0d)

I swear I'll do it you bastard.

Posted by: A Fast Hamster with a Grenade at January 17, 2012 06:13 PM (3aXbg)

159 somehow I don't think Ms. Deen getting the sugar would put PGiS into a rage!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 10:10 PM (SsG4J)

I can't understand how not merely glancing at her Satanic visage doesn't send people into a murderous rage.  I see her and I'm like a bull seeing red...KILL!




Not to mention she thinks jimmy carter was a great president. I think somebody has been spiking her cooking ingredients with weapons grade stoooopid.

Posted by: Berserker at January 17, 2012 10:09 PM (FMbng)

We're gonna need a UN resolution of condemnation.

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 06:13 PM (F79HU)

160 Has Seattle rescinded that asinine "no salt" edict or is it still in force?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 17, 2012 10:10 PM (UR5vq)

Yeah they did! They did a study and found out that salt running into the Ocean they took it out of probably wouldn't hurt anything too much.  That and the guillotine that the residents were buidling at Westlake made them reconsider.

Posted by: robtr at January 17, 2012 06:13 PM (MtwBb)

161

Posted by: Some Indonesian Java Developer at January 17, 2012 10:07 PM (3aXbg)

Hey guys - seriously, is that supposed to be funny or something?  I'd ask Valerie,  but she's not available to help me understand primitive American culture at the moment.

Posted by: JEF at January 17, 2012 06:14 PM (ND9u8)

162

The diabetes stuff. All the controversy about how she waited to announce it until she could profit from it. And the other chefs like Anthony Bourdin who are trashing her and her cooking and saying she's completely irresponsible because of her recipes that are so high fat and bad for you.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 10:10 PM (RZ8pf)

Coming soon Paula Deen insulin shots.

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 06:14 PM (F79HU)

163

What amp?

It's a PS Audio Pre-Amp...

although it can be run as a stand alone in a turntable only setup.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2012 06:15 PM (0rdIu)

164

Hey guys - seriously, is that supposed to be funny or something?  I'd ask Valerie,  but she's not available to help me understand primitive American culture at the moment.

Posted by: JEF at January 17, 2012 10:14 PM (ND9u

Barry, its funny because we call the people from Indonesia Indians. Haven't you been in a 7-11 recently?

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 17, 2012 06:16 PM (3aXbg)

165 Sweet. A political post on top of the ONT to grab the nerds

Posted by: Zakn at January 17, 2012 06:16 PM (zyaZ1)

166

Well I live in the PNW so we don't have Paula Deen's face plastered everywhere. I've always found her recipes to be pretty tasty because who the hell doesn't like butter and bacon and stuff like that? But I guess I never knew the back story about her love of Jimmy Carter and her profiteering ways and stuff. She has always just seemed like the type of sweet southern grandma I wish I'd had instead of the one I did have.

And, wasn't Paula Deen the one who outed Moochelle's stuffing of her face on her show?

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 06:16 PM (RZ8pf)

167 137 It may have started in 1811 but it took 20 years for the Spaniards to kill all the Mexicans.  Those muzzleloaders were slow.  Seriously this is a moron blog and you want historical accuracy?

Posted by: chad at January 17, 2012 09:56 PM (a/nZ0) 

I'm just trying to keep this Smart Military Blog© honest is all. 

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 10:03 PM (F79HU)

Hah, no mention of the longbow...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 17, 2012 06:16 PM (GaIwz)

168

I see the Paula Deen hate is strong here too. Wow, who knew? I guess I should keep up on the people I'm supposed to hate for various reasons.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 06:19 PM (RZ8pf)

169 That just made me wonder. If salt is so bad why don't fish all have high blood pressure and heart disease?

Posted by: robtr at January 17, 2012 06:19 PM (MtwBb)

170 And, wasn't Paula Deen the one who outed Moochelle's stuffing of her face on her show? Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 10:16 PM (RZ8pf) Yep. But Paula is definitely a Dem-a Dixiecrat, probably. But her Krispy Kreme bread pudding recipe is pretty awesome. Naturally, this is something to be eaten occasionally, because that recipe will give you the diabeetus, but it is awesome.

Posted by: moki at January 17, 2012 06:19 PM (dZmFh)

171 She has always just seemed like the type of sweet southern grandma I wish I'd had instead of the one I did have.

She is a sweet lady. You go right on ahead and keep liking her. Her politics aren't any worse than plenty of the heifers these Morons drool over all day long, so don't you pay that any mind!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 06:19 PM (SsG4J)

172 Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 17, 2012 10:16 PM (GaIwz)

If I do the ONT on 25 Oct I will make sure to mention the longbows pivotal role at Agincourt.

Posted by: chad at January 17, 2012 06:19 PM (a/nZ0)

173

I see the Paula Deen hate is strong here too. Wow, who knew? I guess I should keep up on the people I'm supposed to hate for various reasons.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 10:19 PM (RZ8pf)

I don't hate her.  I just can't stand to look at her.  I'm sure she's a lovely humonculus.

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 06:20 PM (F79HU)

174

Krispy Kreme bread pudding recipe is pretty awesome

That's her recipe? A friend sent it to me a few years ago but I've never been brave enough to make it.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 06:21 PM (RZ8pf)

175 If salt is so bad why don't fish all have high blood pressure and heart disease?

Posted by: robtr at January 17, 2012 10:19 PM (MtwBb)

Or you know, our ancestors who salted their meat sicne they didn't have refrigeration.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2012 06:21 PM (3aXbg)

176

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 10:14 PM (F79HU)

Paula Deen can drastically reduce the effects of her diabetes if she makes a few lifestyle changes.  With that being said, to hell with people like Anthony Bourdin who blame her diagnosis solely on her foods.  There are genetic determiners for diabetes as well. 

Food is meant for consumption and nutrition, but it is also meant to be enjoyed as well. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 17, 2012 06:21 PM (UR5vq)

177

Yeah they did! They did a study and found out that salt running into the Ocean they took it out of probably wouldn't hurt anything too much.  That and the guillotine that the residents were buidling at Westlake made them reconsider.

Posted by: robtr at January 17, 2012 10:13 PM (MtwBb)

It's hard to know exactly where the the line for the eco-crazies is in Seattle, but they did figure out that they'd crossed it with the no-salt edict.


Posted by: someone at January 17, 2012 06:21 PM (bqjJT)

178

I see the Paula Deen hate is strong here too. Wow, who knew? I guess I should keep up on the people I'm supposed to hate for various reasons.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 10:19 PM (RZ8pf)

We have an app for that!

Posted by: The Daily Kos at January 17, 2012 06:22 PM (3aXbg)

179 I think Paula Deen has some story where her husband dicked her over and she had nothing but her ability to cook and made a success out of it. I'm no fan, but it seems that to vilify her for eating/cooking what she wanted and paying the health price is...Moochellesque? Just saying.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 17, 2012 06:22 PM (PddVe)

180 "I swear I'll do it you bastard."

Tickle tickle???

Letssss Rumbiillllle

Do you box?

Posted by: I Love Raykons Butt at January 17, 2012 06:22 PM (sJA0d)

181

Krispy Kreme bread pudding recipe is pretty awesome

Tell me it's got a slathering of whiskey to go with it . . . . please.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 06:22 PM (7yvLv)

182 That just made me wonder. If salt is so bad why don't fish all have high blood pressure and heart disease?

Posted by: robtr at January 17, 2012 10:19 PM

They do, stop Carpping about it. They also have Salmon-ella.

Posted by: Kip Addotta at January 17, 2012 06:22 PM (UXEgP)

183 Fuck Antony Bourdain with one of those fucking squid he is always going on about.  I wish Rachel Ray (who is far from my favorite person) would hunt him down with a cleaver and slice his ass up down and sideways on live TV.

Posted by: chad at January 17, 2012 06:23 PM (a/nZ0)

184 192-I saw the recipe on her show. I made it for Sunday School a couple of times, and people fought to lick the pan. It's definitely something to make when you are going to share it with 20 or 30 people, because it is really rich. I like her recipes, but I don't make them often, because I have a severe dairy allergy-the butter is poison to me. But they can be tweaked to be healthy, and are really tasty.

Posted by: moki at January 17, 2012 06:23 PM (dZmFh)

185 I'm no fan, but it seems that to vilify her for eating/cooking what she wanted and paying the health price is...Moochellesque? Just saying.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 17, 2012 10:22 PM (PddVe)

Agreed. If she is a free woman, shouldn't she be free to make her own choices? Even if I, or someone else, consider them "bad"?

Oh wait, that's the bad kind of "pro-choice" isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2012 06:24 PM (3aXbg)

186

I just can't stand all the damn celebrity chefs like stoo-pid Jamie Oliver and Anthony Bourdin who have gone all health conscious crazy and are kissing Michelle's fat ass every other day.

Chees-us why has food become something to demonize at every turn? And why are people who like to eat food as opposed to whatever the heck weird shit Anthony Bourdin is shoving in his gullet this week, also demonized?

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 06:24 PM (RZ8pf)

187 184 Sweet. A political post on top of the ONT to grab the nerds

Posted by: Zakn at January 17, 2012 10:16 PM (zyaZ1)

Shouldn't have told me...sweet sweet candy...do I get to make fun of Fug Newtons, Spit Romney (Zing!), or Han (ahem...dynasty) Scruntsman? I can't wait!! So this is the part where you do something and then sex the goats.

Posted by: Somebody is stealing Hajji's material at January 17, 2012 06:24 PM (ND9u8)

188

Food is meant for consumption and nutrition, but it is also meant to be enjoyed as well. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 17, 2012 10:21 PM (UR5vq)

Like when my regular escort comes over and I lick chocolate syrup off of her tight, nimble body.

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 06:24 PM (F79HU)

189 Do you box?

Posted by: I Love Raykons Butt at January 17, 2012 10:22 PM (sJA0d)

Only twice.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 17, 2012 06:25 PM (3aXbg)

190 I just can't stand all the damn celebrity chefs like stoo-pid Jamie Oliver and Anthony Bourdin who have gone all health conscious crazy and are kissing Michelle's fat ass every other day.

Thank you.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 06:25 PM (SsG4J)

191 Mrs L Rob eats salt on her food in quantities that, to me, ruin the taste.  She's no spring chick but has blood pressure so low that medics see it and often ask if she's feeling well.  Heredity, I guess. 

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 06:25 PM (7yvLv)

192 200-optional, but yes, a jigger of whiskey can easily go into the custard. 202-Amen. I can't stand Bourdain. He's arrogant, self righteous, and the best show he made was when he went hunting with Ted Nugent, who schooled him on virtually everything he said. That was a brilliant show.

Posted by: moki at January 17, 2012 06:26 PM (dZmFh)

193 "188 That just made me wonder. If salt is so bad why don't fish all have high blood pressure and heart disease?

Posted by: robtr at January 17, 2012 10:19 PM (MtwBb)"


Stupid mutt, high blood pressure is related the the ratio of potassium to sodium. Don't you like peanuts? Never mind, over your head...

Posted by: I Love Raykons Butt at January 17, 2012 06:26 PM (sJA0d)

194 evening all. where is the mayhem guy? I nearly ruined a suit today when a progressive commercial came on in the coffee shop and his bit about the flo character and the geico lizard came to mind.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2012 06:26 PM (loM0R)

195 I think next week Giada is serving up some long pig. I'll be watching!

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 17, 2012 06:27 PM (PddVe)

196 Speaking of food, I am trying to lose weight and trying to eat better.

For instance, I found a recipe for this great looking sweet and sour pork out of a diabetic recipe magazine.  And it looked great, it really did.  But man alive that shit was in dire need of salt.

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 06:27 PM (F79HU)

197 I'm no medical expert, but I will predict that a day will come within our lifetimes that there will be a credible study which shows no link whatsoever between high salt intake and abnormal blood pressure.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 06:27 PM (I2LwF)

198 I lived in Savannah, no one but redneck waitresses at truck stops have her accent


Ms. Deen is not from Savannah. She's from Albany. Her accent is no worse than anyone else from that area. And her make-up and redneck ways.


Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 06:28 PM (SsG4J)

199 When I interview you, tell me how much you want me to hire you, then tell me that when someone has to fire you, you want me to be the one.

I love that shit

Posted by: Teh Mittens at January 17, 2012 06:28 PM (Y+DPZ)

200

credible study which shows no link whatsoever between high salt intake and abnormal blood pressure.

I thought a study like that did come out recently?

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 06:28 PM (RZ8pf)

201 216 I think next week Giada is serving up some long pig. I'll be watching!

As long as she is wearing a low-cut blouse and the sweater puppies are bouncing around she could prepare Rocky Mountain Oysters....

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 17, 2012 06:29 PM (GaIwz)

202

Well, I'm off, a friend of mine is on Jeopardy tonight.

Hope all the Seattle area morons and ettes survive the snow-pocalypse.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 06:29 PM (RZ8pf)

203 It was Auatralian paid for by the Australian Institute of Salt and published in the journal SALT

Posted by: chad at January 17, 2012 06:29 PM (a/nZ0)

204 218 I'm no medical expert, but I will predict that a day will come within our lifetimes that there will be a credible study which shows no link whatsoever between high salt intake and abnormal blood pressure.

Hasn't that already been done?

It's Time to End the War on Salt

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 17, 2012 06:30 PM (UR5vq)

205 Next thing you know, somebody will come out with a study that indicates bacon causes pancreatic cancer or something.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 06:30 PM (7yvLv)

206 Ask me if I would prefer to be interviewed or have a coloscopy without anesthesia, get the probe out and I'll go in the next room and drop em

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2012 06:30 PM (Y+DPZ)

207 Anyone catch Brianna Williams on NBC News tonight? OMFG, there was a segment near the end that was practically a love-song for future #OWS-college-retards: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032619/ 4 minutes of Exhibit A-Newt Gingrich-style red meat as to why our "educated youth" can't think their way out of a single wrap of wet toilet paper...but Brian Williams thought it was just so cuuuute and wry... Our country is finished.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at January 17, 2012 06:30 PM (hRH92)

208 But man alive that shit was in dire need of salt.

Put some damn salt on it. Normal salting of food is not going to hurt you.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 06:30 PM (SsG4J)

209

credible study which shows no link whatsoever between high salt intake and abnormal blood pressure.

I thought a study like that did come out recently?

 

 

 

 

Wow, I'm a frickin Kreskin.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 06:30 PM (I2LwF)

210 Good luck to your buddy, PGIS!

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 06:30 PM (F79HU)

211 She's from Albany. Her accent is no worse than anyone else from that area.

Yankees suck!

Posted by: fluffy, charming Masshole at January 17, 2012 06:31 PM (Lpgtj)

212 Who keeps changin my words? I sounds likes a hill billy

Posted by: I Love Raykons Butt at January 17, 2012 06:31 PM (sJA0d)

213 Geraldo Cantore is on his way to Seattle to give you his death defying report on the HISTORIC storm!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2012 06:31 PM (Y+DPZ)

214 89 @85 Link, what are you talking about? Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at January 17, 2012 09:50 PM (hXJOG) It's in the sidebar - more anti-semitic attacks in Brooklyn, specifically the Midwood section of the boro.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2012 06:32 PM (UlUS4)

215 216 I think next week Giada is serving up some long pig. I'll be watching!

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 17, 2012 10:27 PM (PddVe)

Call me crass, but I'd prefer to serve her an Irish shortrib, slathered in Bearnaise.

Posted by: Somebody is stealing Hajji's material at January 17, 2012 06:32 PM (ND9u8)

216 Good luck to your buddy, PGIS!

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 10:30 PM

Not in the form of a question....

Posted by: Alex from Mom's couch at January 17, 2012 06:32 PM (UXEgP)

217 OK the Salt study - http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=review-adds-salt-to-a-familiar Low Sodium diets did decrease blood pressure but not drastically other CV disease there wasn't much correlation.

Posted by: chad at January 17, 2012 06:32 PM (a/nZ0)

218 Good evening, good people. Sloppy wet day here and what snow we had is gone. All the plow guys are running around looking pissed.


  And there are unseasonably warm temps on tap for the next couple weeks.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 17, 2012 06:32 PM (SAMxH)

219 Put some damn salt on it. Normal salting of food is not going to hurt you.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 10:30 PM (SsG4J)

Yep.  It was still very good, though.  It was a slowcooker thing using pork loin.  Very good.  Just...needed salt.

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 06:33 PM (F79HU)

220 229 But man alive that shit was in dire need of salt. Put some damn salt on it. Normal salting of food is not going to hurt you. Posted by: Tammy al' Thor Actually, that is what my husband's cardiologist said. Don't put salt in the food when you cook it, but sprinkle it on when you plate it. You taste the salt on the outside first, and that satisfies the "salt craving," and you use less. I don't know about a link between salt and HBP, but when I eat food with MSG, my blood pressure soars. I have to avoid it like the plague.

Posted by: moki at January 17, 2012 06:33 PM (dZmFh)

221 232 She's from Albany. Her accent is no worse than anyone else from that area.

Yankees suck!

Posted by: fluffy, charming Masshole at January 17, 2012 10:31 PM (Lpgtj)

REEEALLLY? I'm going to have to stop by the Yankees locker room next time I'm in New York city for a Broadway show.

Posted by: Sulu at January 17, 2012 06:33 PM (GaIwz)

222 Ask me if I would prefer to be interviewed or have a coloscopy without anesthesia, get the probe out and I'll go in the next room and drop em

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2012 10:30 PM (Y+DPZ)

Actually, that'll work too.

Posted by: Some Hollwierdo Interviewer at January 17, 2012 06:33 PM (3aXbg)

223 What is a Donky punch?

Posted by: Jeopardy contestant at January 17, 2012 06:34 PM (I2LwF)

224

Not in the form of a question....

Posted by: Alex from Mom's couch at January 17, 2012 10:32 PM (UXEgP)

What is good luck to your buddy, PGIS?!

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 06:34 PM (F79HU)

225 What is a Donky punch? Posted by: Jeopardy contestant at January 17, 2012 10:34 PM (I2LwF) If you do not remember tell them they are doing it too hard.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2012 06:35 PM (loM0R)

226 Not to complain, but Desert Storm started and the Columbia Shuttle Disaster happened on this date. What's the main topic of the ONT, a bunch of Frogs defeating the Tranny boy navy....

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 17, 2012 06:35 PM (GaIwz)

227 Night all, Have a great day, and enjoy your food, whatever you CHOOSE to eat.

Posted by: moki at January 17, 2012 06:35 PM (dZmFh)

228 Good night, all.  Keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 06:35 PM (7yvLv)

229 Stupids, its not the salt that is bad, its the potassium salt ratio that is bad.

Talking GD Chinese again.

Posted by: I Love Raykons Butt at January 17, 2012 06:36 PM (sJA0d)

230 Hi, 'rons and 'ronettes. We finally got some actual snow here up north so all is right with the world. Regarding Paula Deen, she strikes me as being a perfectly nice human being, but that constant "y'all" grates on my nerves. It just seems so over done, as to be an affectation. I may be wrong but I've never run into anyone from the south who does the twang and the "y'all" to that degree.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2012 06:36 PM (h+mab)

231 Columbia Shuttle Disaster ..happened on 1February

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 17, 2012 06:37 PM (PddVe)

232 It's in the sidebar - more anti-semitic attacks in Brooklyn, specifically the Midwood section of the boro.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2012 10:32 PM (UlUS4)

Yea, the same shit is happening in NJ. At least 3 attacks over the last two weeks. Time for us to stand up and be counted with our Jewish brothers and sisters, laddies.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 17, 2012 06:37 PM (GaIwz)

233 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2012 06:38 PM (JMmQ9)

234 paula deen is fine. I am sure this is just some obamaphile hate campaign since she leaked that michelle loves to have fried shrimp shoveled into her helmsley style.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2012 06:41 PM (loM0R)

235

I'm going to let all you people in on a secret that has been known, but rarely shared, and never talked about, since mankind has had access to the written word.

This is a big, big deal.  Up till now, only Bedouins, Levantines, Egyptians, and Aborigines have understood the power, but they suck at English - I am their muse.  It throws aside the last 70 years of medical knowledge.  I'm willing to give it to you free, if you read on.

DRINK A GLASS OF WATER AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE YOU EAT.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 17, 2012 06:42 PM (ND9u8)

236

DRINK A GLASS OF WATER AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE YOU EAT.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 17, 2012 10:42 PM (ND9u

Words of wisdom.

Posted by: Ed Gein at January 17, 2012 06:42 PM (3aXbg)

237 254 Columbia Shuttle Disaster ..happened on 1February

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 17, 2012 10:37 PM (PddVe)

My mistake, I misread this tweet from Wayne Hale, Former Space Shuttle Program Manager & Flight Director for 40 missions...


9 yrs ago today 1/17/03 Bob Page burst in my office to report video of debris strike on Columbia. I called SSPO who said 'nothing we can do'

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 17, 2012 06:42 PM (GaIwz)

238 255 It's in the sidebar - more anti-semitic attacks in Brooklyn, specifically the Midwood section of the boro. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2012 10:32 PM (UlUS4) Yea, the same shit is happening in NJ. At least 3 attacks over the last two weeks. Time for us to stand up and be counted with our Jewish brothers and sisters, laddies. Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 17, 2012 10:37 PM (GaIwz) I think the first in the recent series was faked. It really happened but the antisemetic component was a red herring.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2012 06:43 PM (loM0R)

239

Am I the only one who's worried that once Wikipedia goes black it'll never go back?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 17, 2012 06:44 PM (GaIwz)

240 195 People tend to forget how big a role genetics plays in health. My ugly little secret. At one time I weighed almost 60 lbs. more than I weighed now, and I got practically no exercise. My eating habits were horrific. My cholesterol was great and my blood pressure was great. I'm not saying being overweight is good for you, but you can be fat, and still be healthy. It's never a good idea to diagnose other people. Leave it to the doctors.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2012 06:45 PM (h+mab)

241

Words of wisdom.

Posted by: Ed Gein at January 17, 2012 10:42 PM (3aXbg)

The above is why one cannot write an "Eat This, but Not That" comment...who is going to include the this\=human flesh in their meatloaf recipe?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 17, 2012 06:46 PM (ND9u8)

242 Oh, and I know two doctors who lead healthy lifestyles and had minor heart attacks in their thirties. One told me that he was at the hospital, knew he was having a heart attack and got help.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2012 06:47 PM (h+mab)

243

Yea, the same shit is happening in NJ. At least 3 attacks over the last two weeks. Time for us to stand up and be counted with our Jewish brothers and sisters, laddies.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 17, 2012 10:37 PM

After showing up to back them, they'll claim that they had the situation taken care of and they find you far more dangerous than the thugs who've beaten the shit out of them.

They're Leftists first, everything else is negotiable

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2012 06:48 PM (Y+DPZ)

244 I thought her story was she had a resturant in Savannah?

Yes she does and has for years. But she moved there when she was 40 years old.

I am going to have to start taking down names and stay away from Moron meetups that include people who are irritated by lots of y'alls. I can out y'all Ms Deen any day, and I have lived in California all my adult life. I'm sure she gets het up and excitable when she's filming, You ought to hear me when I get excited.

Or mad.

Or drunk.

She has me beat in make-up, though.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 06:49 PM (SsG4J)

245 kbd, that's harsh.  Probably true.  Definitely irrelevant.  but probably true.

Posted by: Jeopardy contestant at January 17, 2012 06:50 PM (I2LwF)

246 Time for us to stand up and be counted with our Jewish brothers and sisters, laddies.

AMEN.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 06:50 PM (SsG4J)

247

Am I the only one who's worried that once Wikipedia goes black it'll never go back?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 17, 2012 10:44 PM (GaIwz)

You win the internets.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2012 06:50 PM (3aXbg)

248 We will control what you eat, what you drink, what you think, what you say, where you live, where and how you travel, how much you make, how much you keep, who your doctor is, what medicines you get, what you watch, what you publish, what you buy . . .

. . . but you can have gay sex and "medical" weed! Not like those cons who won't let you do anything!

Posted by: The Democratic Party at January 17, 2012 06:51 PM (fEE5h)

249 You ought to hear me when I get excited.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 10:49 PM (SsG4J)

.....

No, I'm not going there.  I got to get ready for work.

Catch ya'll later!

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 06:51 PM (F79HU)

250

The above is why one cannot write an "Eat This, but Not That" comment...who is going to include the this\=human flesh in their meatloaf recipe?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 17, 2012 10:46 PM (ND9u

Ahem. Well, I think we can all agree that YOU, sir, should have been more specific.

Right...Totally your fault. Ok then. Who'd like some leftover chili?

Posted by: Eric Cartman at January 17, 2012 06:51 PM (3aXbg)

251

I'll never come to a moron meetup.  The potential of me is usually far superior to the actual me.

The one exception is if I could get the sex with Rum.  But that's a standard exception I think.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 06:52 PM (I2LwF)

252 . . . but you can have gay sex and "medical" weed! Not like those cons who won't let you do anything!

Posted by: The Democratic Party at January 17, 2012 10:51 PM (fEE5h)

Hmm, that reminds me, I need to plan for when Michelle goes on her next vacation.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 17, 2012 06:52 PM (3aXbg)

253 271

Am I the only one who's worried that once Wikipedia goes black it'll never go back?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 17, 2012 10:44 PM (GaIwz)

You win the internets.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2012 10:50 PM (3aXbg)

Nah, that was a tweet from Andy Levy. Andy will always win....

Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 17, 2012 06:53 PM (GaIwz)

254 The one exception is if I could get the sex with Rum.

Hell, beats the chicken nuggets I was asking for, so sure!

Posted by: Khadijah Baseer at January 17, 2012 06:54 PM (3aXbg)

255 How long ago was she diagnosed? She is already at an age where she has outlived the vast majority of all humans who have ever lived. Sure, part of that is having the good fortune to be born into the era where we first started getting a real handle on some medical issues. But in the developed world this day there will be several hundred or thousand deaths of middle-aged people that will be listed as 'natural causes.'

Most of us are old enough to fall into that group.

Posted by: epobirs at January 17, 2012 06:54 PM (kcfmt)

256 My cholesterol was great and my blood pressure was great. I'm not saying being overweight is good for you, but you can be fat, and still be healthy.

Age also starts factoring in. Most women have no trouble at all with cholesterol til after menopause, for instance.

My youngest brother (cousin) is 6' 10, and has to weigh 400 pounds, I'm going to guess 420. Other than a bad back, no health issues at all. He's in his late 30s.

His next oldest brother who is 6 feet tall, 200 pounds and has normal cholesterol and no blood pressure issues is 46 and just had quintuple bypass surgery last night.

I think it's age.

I also think Raykon is dead on about the potassium issue.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 06:55 PM (SsG4J)

257 And, wasn't Paula Deen the one who outed Moochelle's stuffing of her face on her show? Yep, and now we have a Paula Deen mfm pile on. Coincidence? And why the hate for the unfettered capitalism. Don't watch her show, don't buy her books, etc

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2012 06:57 PM (MRekk)

258 218 I thought that there had already been some study that said that salt doesn't have nearly the impact on blood pressure that everyone has been told. Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure it has already come up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2012 06:57 PM (h+mab)

259 269 kbd, that's harsh.  Probably true.  Definitely irrelevant.  but probably true. Posted by: Jeopardy contestant at January 17, 2012 10:50 PM

I'm sorry, but it's analogous to stepping into a drunken domestic dispute where you try to stop the boyfriend from beating the shit out of his woman and the next thing you know she's coming at you with a baseball bat because you're hurting her man

If I'm going to step into shit, I don't want the people I'm trying to help taking the side of their tormentors and screaming that I'm committing a hate crime. Some things are the right thing to do, but it sure isn't worth it

Who are the biggest name callers when you voice support for Israel?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2012 06:58 PM (Y+DPZ)

260 The potential of me is usually far superior to the actual me.

Oh, please! You'd be so much fun to meet. I think most everyone would be (See, I purposely avoided all y'all!)

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 06:58 PM (SsG4J)

261 My friend won tonight!!! So she is on again tomorrow! I was sure the guy was going to win because he was super smart about composers, but my friend smoked him in final jeopardy!

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 06:59 PM (RZ8pf)

262 281 And, wasn't Paula Deen the one who outed Moochelle's stuffing of her face on her show?

Good point -

Paula Deen: Michelle Obama loves fried food and ate more than any other guest I've had on my show

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 17, 2012 06:59 PM (UR5vq)

263 kbd, I'm not up for a spirited discussion tonight.  I will stipulate to your well-argued position.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 07:00 PM (I2LwF)

264 Saw the Stupid Spoiled Rich Whore episode on South Park last night. Needs to be updated after seven years.

Miley Cyrus has joined the SSRW bunch, she'll be worn out by the age of 24 too

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2012 07:01 PM (Y+DPZ)

265

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 10:59 PM (RZ8pf)

Congratulations to your friend,


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 17, 2012 07:01 PM (UR5vq)

266

Yeah I just read the times, the worst is supposed to hit bright and (dark) early. Then just snow the rest of the day. I just went to QFC and stocked up, this place gets crazy when it snows.

Posted by: robtr at January 17, 2012 09:58 PM (MtwBb)


We had a white out up here in Lake Stevens this afternoon. I'm not kidding.


Posted by: Cast Iron at January 17, 2012 07:01 PM (EL+OC)

267 287 kbd, I'm not up for a spirited discussion tonight.  I will stipulate to your well-argued position. Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 11:00 PM

Neither am I, just an observation.

I still hate your fucking favorite football team though

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2012 07:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

268 pretty cool, PGIS!  What's her first name, in case I see Jeopardy on?

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 07:02 PM (I2LwF)

269

I still hate your fucking favorite football team though

 

totally understandable.  If I wasn't a legitimate longtime Pats fan, I would hate them too.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 07:03 PM (I2LwF)

270

It's Infidel Finger Licking Good !

No Haram No Fowl!!

Posted by: Qaddaffi at January 17, 2012 07:03 PM (UXEgP)

271
  Time for the old folk.  Rare day tomorrow with no obligations to meet.

   Goodnite, good people.  Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 17, 2012 07:04 PM (SAMxH)

272 I also think Raykon is dead on about the potassium issue.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 10:55 PM (SsG4J)

Tammy, I like you, as much as randon internet people can be said to "like" each other.  I feel we've connected.  We have common uncommon interests, for one thing.  If you're curious about raykonning...maybe you've heard about it, heard some girls from the school down the road had a good time raykonning...just remember, once you go down that road, you're never the same person.  Don't take that risk.  Those fast girls who go with raykonners give birth to gliberals, and have to see their children incapable of any career other than politics.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 17, 2012 07:04 PM (ND9u8)

273 I thought that there had already been some study that said that salt doesn't have nearly the impact on blood pressure that everyone has been told.

And in fact you will die quick without salt. I do think some people are more slat sensitive than others. But they're ignoring the potassium issue.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 07:04 PM (SsG4J)

274 I have to agree that the potential me is superior to the actual me.


Posted by: Alex at January 17, 2012 07:04 PM (R69Kd)

275 All the morons I've met have been stellar. Rum is no exception.

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 17, 2012 07:05 PM (UXEgP)

276 Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 17, 2012 11:04 PM (ND9u

LOL, thanks for the reminder! I done forgot.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 07:06 PM (SsG4J)

277

I have to agree that the potential me is superior to the actual me.

 

Sometimes, like in a loud bar with plenty of available women, it's irrelevant what the actual you is.  Sometimes, like at a moron meetup with people you really like, it does matter.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 07:06 PM (I2LwF)

278

I still hate your fucking favorite football team though

 totally understandable.  If I wasn't a legitimate longtime Pats fan, I would hate them too.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 11:03 PM

Every time Brady sits back there sunbathing with all the time the O line gives him and he throws a five yard slant to Welker that goes 80 yards for a touchdown, another angel gets its wings torn off

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2012 07:06 PM (Y+DPZ)

279 ". . . but you can have gay sex and "medical" weed! Not like those cons who won't let you do anything! Posted by: The Democratic Party" You left out the all important promotion of free and easy abortions, you sexist pig.

Posted by: National Ass. of Hag Womyns at January 17, 2012 07:06 PM (h+mab)

280 I have to agree that the potential me is superior to the actual me.

I am going to have to slap you with a STFU, Alex.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 07:07 PM (SsG4J)

281 My friend's name is Amy.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 17, 2012 07:11 PM (RZ8pf)

282 Ok, I have Gushka news. Grim is home. She expects him to go sleepies early since he is exhausted, so she should br in for her usual late night shift

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2012 07:14 PM (MRekk)

283 "288 Saw the Stupid Spoiled Rich Whore episode on South Park last night. Needs to be updated after seven years." Was that the one where Paris Hilton's little dog committed suicide? Notice how you never hear about old Paris anymore. Looks like she's been replaced with other talentless ho's. Maybe she should come out with some more homemade pron to get herself back in the spotlight.

Posted by: National Ass. of Hag Womyns at January 17, 2012 07:14 PM (h+mab)

284

What do you call it when you plagiarize yourself?

 

Liberal talking points!?

Posted by: KellyFromMesquite at January 17, 2012 07:15 PM (cQhQZ)

285 Oops, sock off.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2012 07:15 PM (h+mab)

286
Every time Brady sits back there sunbathing with all the time the O line gives him and he throws a five yard slant to Welker that goes 80 yards for a touchdown, another angel gets its wings torn off.

You have basically summed up a large part of what it means to be a Dolphins or Bills fan for the past decade.

Posted by: Guy of Gisbourne at January 17, 2012 07:15 PM (1yCkw)

287 You have basically summed up a large part of what it means to be a Dolphins or Bills fan for the past decade.

Or a Jets fan, but no big deal; none of them can read.

Posted by: fluffy, charming Masshole at January 17, 2012 07:18 PM (Lpgtj)

288 Ok, I have Gushka news. Grim is home.

WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 07:19 PM (SsG4J)

289 Chad - good ONT.

Posted by: Jornolist at January 17, 2012 07:20 PM (Yv4iP)

290 307 "288 Saw the Stupid Spoiled Rich Whore episode on South Park last night. Needs to be updated after seven years."

Was that the one where Paris Hilton's little dog committed suicide? Notice how you never hear about old Paris anymore. Looks like she's been replaced with other talentless ho's. Maybe she should come out with some more homemade pron to get herself back in the spotlight. Posted by: National Ass. of Hag Womyns at January 17, 2012 11:14 PM

That's the one!

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2012 07:20 PM (Y+DPZ)

291 266 Oh, and I know two doctors who lead healthy lifestyles and had minor heart attacks in their thirties. One told me that he was at the hospital, knew he was having a heart attack and got help.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2012 10:47 PM (h+mab)

Just as long as it wasn't a teaching hospital and he used the opportunity for a pop-quiz for his students....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 17, 2012 07:20 PM (kaalw)

292 Anyone following the recall election against Walker? I read on the state's website about election procedure, and it mentions a non-partisan primary with more than 2 candidates being the 'recall primary'. What happens to the Democrat chances when more than one Democrat signs up to challenge him? If the primary is 'non-partisan' are partisan affiliations at least displayed on the ballot? Help me cheeseheads.

Posted by: bammer at January 17, 2012 07:21 PM (lf4Dt)

293 311 You have basically summed up a large part of what it means to be a Dolphins or Bills fan for the past decade.

Or a Jets fan, but no big deal; none of them can read.
Posted by: fluffy, charming Masshole at January 17, 2012 11:18 PM

Of course, and a Jets fan, the one exception beating them in the divisional round of the playoffs last year

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2012 07:22 PM (Y+DPZ)

294 Of course, and a Jets fan, the one exception beating them in the divisional round of the playoffs last year

Rex did put his foot up Belichek's ass last year.

Posted by: fluffy at January 17, 2012 07:23 PM (Lpgtj)

295 You have basically summed up a large part of what it means to be a Dolphins or Bills fan for the past decade.

Posted by: Guy of Gisbourne at January 17, 2012 11:15 PM (1yCkw)

Ahem.  It gets worse.  There are some things that can't actually be effectively defended.  What we've done is create the most extreme example ever of forcing an enemy to allocate his defenses as best he sees fit, but unless he can hit the head of the snake, the nasty tatted-up Polish tail will spike in his endzone, unless Hernandez gets there first.

Posted by: Gronkowski and Hernandez at January 17, 2012 07:23 PM (ND9u8)

296 I'm drinking Heineken tonite - mmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: Jornolist at January 17, 2012 07:24 PM (Yv4iP)

297

Just as long as it wasn't a teaching hospital and he used the opportunity for a pop-quiz for his students....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 17, 2012 11:20 PM

Don't be ridiculous.

I use fake heart attacks to stare at nurse cleavage

Posted by: Dr Gregory House at January 17, 2012 07:25 PM (Y+DPZ)

298 Are we having fun yet?

Posted by: Jornolist at January 17, 2012 07:28 PM (Yv4iP)

299 And I love everyone here.

Posted by: Jornolist at January 17, 2012 07:30 PM (Yv4iP)

300 I'm drinking Heineken tonite - mmmmmmmmmm.

Fuck that shit

Posted by: the Hopp at January 17, 2012 07:31 PM (Lpgtj)

301

Question for the morons with real football knowledge (and this one is a toughie!):

The Pats can come at you with the following formation:  7 down on the line of scrimmage, with the eligible receivers being Hernandez and Gronkowski, with two wideouts set back from the line, those two being Welker and Branch.  Brady is either under center, in pistol, or shotgun - it doesn't really matter.  There is a back somewhere in the backfield.

What do you do to defend this? 

Posted by: StPatrick_TN is not a fan of the pats at January 17, 2012 07:31 PM (ND9u8)

302 And I love everyone here.

Posted by: Jornolist at January 17, 2012 11:30 PM (Yv4iP)

You can't have my beer.

G'evening everyone.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2012 07:32 PM (4q5tP)

303 Hey PBR is good too baby.

Posted by: Jornolist at January 17, 2012 07:33 PM (Yv4iP)

304

I'm here, so. . . . start the post count over at 1?

Posted by: Z Ryan at January 17, 2012 07:33 PM (tsC/8)

305 the nasty tatted-up Polish tail will spike in his endzone, unless Hernandez gets there first.

Gronkowski is a native of Buffalo.  That's even better still.

Or a Jets fan, but no big deal; none of them can read.
Posted by: fluffy, charming Masshole at January 17, 2012 11:18 PM

At least the Jets can make the damn playoffs once in a while.

Posted by: Guy of Gisbourne at January 17, 2012 07:33 PM (1yCkw)

306 Count - waz up?

Posted by: Jornolist at January 17, 2012 07:34 PM (Yv4iP)

307 Z Ryan - is Tommy B. On KQRS behaving?

Posted by: Jornolist at January 17, 2012 07:36 PM (Yv4iP)

308 Ok, I have Gushka news. Grim is home. She expects him to go sleepies early since he is exhausted, so she should br in for her usual late night shift

He should have slept on the flight.  The man has duties he needs to attend to!

Posted by: Alex at January 17, 2012 07:37 PM (R69Kd)

309 What do you do to defend this? I'm putting eight defenders on the field to save money, and I'm going to ignore the coaches and have them all blitz. What do I win?

Posted by: barry o'potus at January 17, 2012 07:37 PM (FcR7P)

310

I don't listen to the radio much. At least I didn't. Then the CD player in my car broke and now I have to. I don't know all the hosts. I just kind of scan until a song I care for comes on.

Posted by: Z Ryan at January 17, 2012 07:38 PM (tsC/8)

311 If salt is so bad why don't fish all have high blood pressure and heart disease?
Or you know, our ancestors who salted their meat sicne they didn't have refrigeration.
__________________--
--Our ancestors did have high blood pressure and heart disease Our parents and grandparents, too. I'm not blaming the salt, but you present rather a weak argument. The Hungarians say paprika evens it out.

The hard one to answer is the Japanese. They have about three times the salt in their diet we do, and they don't suffer from it. Science!

Posted by: comatus at January 17, 2012 07:38 PM (ySTXt)

312 Count - waz up?

Posted by: Jornolist at January 17, 2012 11:34 PM (Yv4iP)

Waazz uuuuuuuuuuup!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2012 07:39 PM (4q5tP)

313 The only way to defend the Patriots offense is to get Brady dirty.  You can also beat the crap out of the wideouts and put superior talent against the TEs, but this is only sometimes successful.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 07:39 PM (I2LwF)

314 Z - Minneapolis has one of the best morning shows and music scene in the nation baby.

Posted by: Jornolist at January 17, 2012 07:42 PM (Yv4iP)

315 Minneapolis does have a great music scene. Agreed.

Posted by: Z Ryan at January 17, 2012 07:45 PM (tsC/8)

316 I may be wrong but I've never run into anyone from the south who does the twang and the "y'all" to that degree.

For all the damn Yankees out there, "ya'll" is the singular form and the plural form is "all y'all".

Posted by: KellyFromMesquite at January 17, 2012 07:47 PM (cQhQZ)

317 My friend's name is Amy.
Doctor Amy Farrah Fowler?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2012 07:51 PM (sHY5w)

318 hahaha, remember when the ONT had people in it?

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 07:53 PM (I2LwF)

319 The hard one to answer is the Japanese. They have about three times the salt in their diet we do, and they don't suffer from it. Science!
I read at Junk Science many years ago that the Japanese also use twice or three times as much [I've forgotten which exactly] pesticide per farm acre. So the "pesticides are killing us all!!11!!" is pretty obviously crap.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2012 07:56 PM (sHY5w)

320 The Japanese live longer, but their current reproduction levels are not adequate for population maintenance.  The superiority of Japan is one thing Michael Crichton got very, very wrong.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 17, 2012 08:00 PM (UR5vq)

321

The Pats can come at you with the following formation:  7 down on the line of scrimmage, with the eligible receivers being Hernandez and Gronkowski, with two wideouts set back from the line, those two being Welker and Branch.  Brady is either under center, in pistol, or shotgun - it doesn't really matter.  There is a back somewhere in the backfield.

What do you do to defend this? 

Posted by: StPatrick_TN is not a fan of the pats at January 17, 2012 11:31 PM

The most effective way to stop it was to keep it from happening. Brady isn't one to step out of the pocket and buy himself time like Rothlisberger does, you collapse the pocket he's sacked or hurried. Easier said than done since the Pats O line turns a pocket into a fortress

I would say you have to get physical with the receivers at the line to disrupt the route timing since Belichick runs plays dependent on crisp timing

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2012 08:00 PM (Y+DPZ)

322 UTAH TEA PARTY FOUNDER DAVID KIRKHAM WILL ANNOUNCE HEÂ’S RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR TOMORROW.  via Glenn Reynolds

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 08:01 PM (I2LwF)

323

In a group interview with the several principals/founders of a wealth advisory firm, they asked me why I wanted to come work for them.  I answered by acknowledging the firm's core values and leadership position in the local market and how I wanted to be with the good guys.  I said they were an elite firm and and I wanted to work with the best.

Well, I meant elite in the best way possible, best of the best.  Apparently, I touched a long simmering nerve.  The principals began an earnest and passionate conversation among themselves about their marketing and advertising sending the wrong message of elitism.

I was all but forgotten for about 15 minutes while that dynamic played out, my attempts at clarification having no effect.  The interview then quickly wrapped up with the death knell of, "we'll let you know."

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2012 08:01 PM (4q5tP)

324 What in hell do they put in Theraflu that makes it taste so awful? Like I wasn't miserable enough already?

Posted by: tcn at January 17, 2012 08:05 PM (hQX3k)

325 The Japanese (and Asians in general) seem to have less problems with obesity. That's just my observation. I don't have a lick of hard data to back that up, but I do want to be a doorknob in Japan right now.
 
I would also guess that they have less beef in their diet overall, just due to cost. The net effect is less hypertension and heart disease.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2012 08:05 PM (BhuDE)

326 I would also guess that they have less beef in their diet overall, just due to cost. The net effect is less hypertension and heart disease.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2012 12:05 AM (BhuDE)

Or, you know, genetics?

Posted by: tcn at January 17, 2012 08:06 PM (hQX3k)

327

We're going to be living like Bladerunner no matter what.

How depressing....

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 17, 2012 08:09 PM (UXEgP)

328 I don't have a lick of hard data to back that up, but I do want to be a doorknob in Japan right now.

LOL, Gnu!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 08:09 PM (SsG4J)

329 Ok, so I have a 10k to run tomorrow that I'm really not looking forward to.  Everyone have a good night.

Posted by: Alex at January 17, 2012 08:10 PM (R69Kd)

330 350 Or, you know, genetics?
 
Yeah, I should have added that too. I don't think it's the only thing in play though. For instance, I seem to recall a study showing that Japanese Americans are taller than regular Japanese -- which was related to diet.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2012 08:12 PM (BhuDE)

331 We're going to be living like Bladerunner no matter what.

Especially after the Iranians get their nukes. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 17, 2012 08:12 PM (UR5vq)

332 He should have slept on the flight.  The man has duties he needs to attend to! Heh, he took care of business. I told Gushie she could relay that part of the syory

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2012 08:13 PM (MRekk)

333 My son left Sunday to return to college.  All of a sudden, I'm really feeling the empty nest. 

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 17, 2012 08:14 PM (bMLFV)

334 343 The hard one to answer is the Japanese. They have about three times the salt in their diet we do, and they don't suffer from it. Science! Don't they have a much higher incidence of strokes though?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 17, 2012 08:15 PM (MRekk)

335 fuck me, I've used Aqua Velvet, Brut, Stetson and English Leather over the years. Yeah, me getting laid in highschool was hit or miss

Posted by: The Dude at January 17, 2012 08:16 PM (M8yfa)

336
Don't they have a much higher incidence of strokes though?

And stomach cancer.


Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 08:18 PM (SsG4J)

337 Asians aren't exempt from obesity:

China is Getting Fat:

I would submit that it is better for society to deal with the problems of having too much food vs the problems of not having enough food. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 17, 2012 08:19 PM (UR5vq)

338 Posted by: The Dude at January 18, 2012 12:16 AM (M8yfa)

Judging by the gigantic clouds of scent I get when the local junior high school boys walk down the sidewalk, I'd say Axe was the going thing here in SoCal. Goodness gracious, it do be strong.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 08:20 PM (SsG4J)

339 Judging by the gigantic clouds of scent I get when the local junior high school boys walk down the sidewalk, I'd say Axe was the going thing here in SoCal. Goodness gracious, it do be strong.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 12:20 AM (SsG4J)


luckily I had a girlfriend at that time it came out who told it made her gag, and not in a good way either

Posted by: The Dude at January 17, 2012 08:22 PM (M8yfa)

340  I'd say Axe was the going thing here in SoCal. Goodness gracious, it do be strong.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 12:20 AM

Wait til you get a load of me...

Posted by: The Splitting Maul at January 17, 2012 08:23 PM (UXEgP)

341 I'd like to give the Axe to those who douse themselves with liberal amounts of AXE body spray.  This includes my little brother, btw. 

Less is more (at times).

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 17, 2012 08:23 PM (UR5vq)

342

Less is more (at times).

I've always said that.

I really have.

Posted by: Less Nessman Ohio Buckeye Reporter of the year 8 years running at January 17, 2012 08:26 PM (UXEgP)

343 Hah, we have a splitting maul! I am hoping to be able to get Thor a fancy electronic log splitter when we move.

Yea, a little dab'll do ya with that Axe. I am not a huge fan of men's colognes anyway, though I will admit that a drop or two of Drakkar Noir will occasionally get my motor runnin'. Men have a gorgeous musky scent all on their own, though.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 17, 2012 08:26 PM (SsG4J)

Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2012 08:28 PM (sHY5w)

345

Guys that reak of cologne are hiding something,

Guys that reak of something...are doing something.

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 17, 2012 08:29 PM (UXEgP)

346

Good Grief did I say Reak?

I meant reek....But you knew that...

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 17, 2012 08:30 PM (UXEgP)

347 368 In Texas, Greyhound bus driver kicks occupooper/s off his bus.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2012 12:28 AM (sHY5w)

That is simply awesome.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2012 08:31 PM (4q5tP)

348 One of my sisters-in-law, a teacher, makes the same AXE complaint.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2012 08:31 PM (sHY5w)

349

Justin Bieber is better than John Lemon.

 

JOHN!  LEMON!

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 08:32 PM (I2LwF)

350 368 In Texas, Greyhound bus driver kicks occupooper/s off his bus.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2012 12:28 AM (sHY5w)

Don sez, to hell with my lawn -- get off my bus!

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2012 08:33 PM (BhuDE)

351 374 Also, I vote that Don gets an extra ration of gruel in the camps.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2012 08:35 PM (BhuDE)

352 375 374 Also, I vote that Don gets an extra ration of gruel in the camps.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2012 12:35 AM (BhuDE)

He can have my stale, dry, sawdusty crusts.  I'll be doing Atkins.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2012 08:40 PM (4q5tP)

353 I hope we have a lawn....

Posted by: KZnextzone at January 17, 2012 08:40 PM (UXEgP)

354 cool, GOG is re-releasing Syndicate on Thursday

Posted by: The Dude at January 17, 2012 08:41 PM (M8yfa)

355 Gotta love the Gran Torino Award.

Posted by: fluffy at January 17, 2012 08:42 PM (Lpgtj)

356 Gotta love the Gran Torino Award.
Tim Blair is great. It's a pity that being an important editor working for a real newspaper now means the blog isn't as open and spontaneous as it was when he was a freelancer.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2012 08:50 PM (sHY5w)

357 'night, all. Must be up again in five hours.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 17, 2012 08:50 PM (fEE5h)

358 My Photobucket is in my sig.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 08:59 PM (I2LwF)

359 Good evening again.

According to Bookface, Gushie's man is back home.  I expect the light generated from the heat of their burning lust to be visible from up to 6000 miles away.

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 09:04 PM (4ixH5)

360 Oh dear, dead ONT already? *Doffs cap*

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2012 09:10 PM (4ixH5)

361 OK, I just heard Wanda Sykes doing a voiceover for Gain laundry detergent.

Why?

How does she keep getting work?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 17, 2012 09:18 PM (73tyQ)

362 Insulting Rush Limbaugh is a golden ticket.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 09:20 PM (I2LwF)

363 386 Insulting Rush Limbaugh is a golden ticket.

The left is really marinated in hate, aren't they?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 17, 2012 09:21 PM (73tyQ)

364 marinated in hate, aren't they?

They sure seem to be driven by it..

Did I hear Gushie has done wore out the Marine on his fist day back??? Welcome home Mr Grim, and thanks for your service..

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 09:31 PM (KZLoo)

365 Bean, serious question, what do you know about building and software for cluster-computers and render farms?

Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 09:33 PM (4SKYj)

366 building and software for cluster-computers and render farms?


Not a hell of lot Jerry,, I'm server hardware/os error kinda guy.  but just out of curiosity are you talking on Linux/Unix??  or winblows?

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 09:42 PM (KZLoo)

367 Either or, Bean, I know the hardware requirements, I'm no good with linux so their redhat hpc software will baffle me. If windows is more user friendly that may be what we'll go with as a default. Friend of the family is getting into graphic arts and wants a small render farm. I was looking at using a crapload of AMD Llano nodes cause they're cheap and can do GPGPU.

Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 09:46 PM (4SKYj)

368 To the ex-captain of the Costa Concordia which will need to be cut up in pieces to retrieve and may the dead rest in peace:

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.
William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar.

Posted by: NortonPete at January 17, 2012 09:48 PM (8zxoH)

369

This is a ways away though, not a tomorrow thing.

Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 09:48 PM (4SKYj)

370 374 368 In Texas, Greyhound bus driver kicks occupooper/s off his bus.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2012 12:28 AM (sHY5w)

Don sez, to hell with my lawn -- get off my bus!

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2012 12:33 AM (BhuDE)

Could you imagine what his newsletter would be like. There would be more fapping than the latest Victoria's Secret catalogue.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 17, 2012 09:59 PM (uuOfy)

371 I'm no good with linux so their redhat hpc software will baffle me.


Yep,, winblows it is.. it sucks but it's user friendly.. I've only done small stuff (mail server, firewall and pc os) with Linux. It's old school and you have to muck about in it for a while.

What's the objective of your network?


Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 10:01 PM (KZLoo)

372 There's a fine line between numerator and denominator.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 10:02 PM (I2LwF)

373 With Unix all things are possible, but nothing is easy.  With Windows most things are easy, but some things are impossible.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 17, 2012 10:02 PM (hiw7o)

374 396 There's a fine line between numerator and denominator.

Posted by: Truman North at January 18, 2012 02:02 AM (I2LwF)

Nice.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 17, 2012 10:04 PM (73tyQ)

375

316Anyone following the recall election against Walker?

I read on the state's website about election procedure, and it mentions a non-partisan primary with more than 2 candidates being the 'recall primary'. What happens to the Democrat chances when more than one Democrat signs up to challenge him?

If the primary is 'non-partisan' are partisan affiliations at least displayed on the ballot?

Help me cheeseheads.

 

Compared to the WI dumbocrates, the Underpants Gnomes from South Park actually knew what the fuck they were doing. Here, I don't even know when the damn election will take place.

Posted by: Cheeseheadette at January 17, 2012 10:04 PM (tvCBl)

376 Bean, I think it's mainly video game resources. That's why I was thinking about graphics capacity. I noticed most of the HPC software was an add-on to server software, that's why I asked you.

Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 10:04 PM (4SKYj)

377 Thanks for the input Purple. I'm working at a disadvantage with the software. But I have some time to read up on it.

Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 10:06 PM (4SKYj)

378 Thanks.  I don't tell a lot math jokes, but when I do, I tell jokes using the term X2.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2012 10:07 PM (I2LwF)

379 402 Thanks.  I don't tell a lot math jokes, but when I do, I tell jokes using the term X2.

Posted by: Truman North at January 18, 2012 02:07 AM (I2LwF)

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Y ?

Posted by: jc at January 17, 2012 10:14 PM (ufJKx)

380 'Evening everyone. 
For you music fans/musician types, there's a new website I learned of that you might find interesting . . .

bandfinder.com

Musicians/bands post profiles and audio/video.  Its a platform for musicians/bands/fans to find one another.  Its cool and its free!


Posted by: viking at January 17, 2012 10:20 PM (OZymZ)

381 I noticed most of the HPC software was an add-on to server software, that's why I asked you.


I see, your looking for cluster storage. and yes it would require server os. What we use is a NetApp which is just huge banks of terabyte drives with a controller
running a Linux type basic os driven with AMD 8 cores which is able to communicate with windows servers. 

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 10:24 PM (KZLoo)

382 Bean, looks like I'll have to attend a moron meetup that you'll be at to get more learnin' on this issue. LOL

Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 10:29 PM (4SKYj)

383 moron meetup that you'll be at to get more learnin' on this issue. LOL


Or if you have room on your drive install the beta win8,, better yet virtual it.
I'm pretty sure they have clusters addressed for users now.. not that a moron meet up wouldn't be the tits'...

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 10:34 PM (KZLoo)

384
Hate crime!

Eddie Brill, longtime comedy booker for The Late Show With David Letterman, has been dismissed from his duties following a recent, controversial New York Times interview, in which Brill made certain statements regarding female comedians—statements that suggested female comics were not as funny as men...

Brill—who retained his job as the show’s warm-up comic—was reportedly relieved of his booking duties for “speaking to the press without authorization,” rather than what he actually said regarding his attitude toward those duties.

AV Club



In the man's defense, Whoopi Goldberg.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 17, 2012 10:36 PM (3wBRE)

385 HPC/MPI on windows 8?

Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 10:37 PM (4SKYj)

386

As for the meetup thing, I'm pretty boring in person.

Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 10:38 PM (4SKYj)

387 Everyone ran out of coffee.

Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 11:02 PM (4SKYj)

388 I went out today and stocked up on cigs and likker for the coming snowmageddon on the Olympic Peninsula.

We've plenty of mixins for the required pancake and bacon breakfasts, lunches, and dinners.

Snow on the main road not bad at all. The side streets were plowed, but icy. Getting out of the inclined driveway is a different matter. Power outage is the most likely really bad thing to happen.

Mid-afternoon, we got a call from school telling us Wednesday is another snow day.

Posted by: Meggie Mac at January 17, 2012 11:09 PM (Onw8c)

389 Oops. Stinky sock.

Posted by: Hammersmith police at January 17, 2012 11:10 PM (Onw8c)

390 I'm pretty boring in person.


Heh me too unless I'm out cranking on the boat,, that might have been virtual environment on win8 not cluster..  maybe I was reading that's what it lacked,,, who knows..

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 11:18 PM (KZLoo)

391

Well, it's not a high priority right now, just looking at trying to save the guy a few dollars when he does need it. I can handle a big chunk of the GPU related stuff with the hardware on hand(I have two desktops, both running HD5800 graphics cards that can be crossfired on one computer).

Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 11:24 PM (4SKYj)

392 I can't wait to get a new video card

Posted by: Zakn at January 17, 2012 11:30 PM (TPvvK)

393 Zak, I read an article the other day saying that the end of desktops was near. Of course I'll believe that the day that a smart-phone can run Crysis at max settings.

Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 11:33 PM (4SKYj)

394 , just looking at trying to save the guy a few dollars


I hear ya,, computin shits expensive. I think those windows media server boxes will control up to 4 terabytes in a 4 drive array. might be a ebay item.. or Craigs list. the box runs on a bastardized server os.

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 11:36 PM (KZLoo)

395 Yea even the people touting the Vita as the future are retarded. Show me a Steam 10 foot interface running in 1080 on a 60" tv and my computer stomps the shit out of consoles. Skyrim running balls to that wall settings on a system like that is fucking stunning

Posted by: Zakn at January 17, 2012 11:38 PM (TPvvK)

396 Ummm. I see I've stumbled into another conversation wayyy over my head. The extent of my ignorance is infinite.

I'll lurk awhile, if that's OK, to stay awake till the sun begins to rise. Then it's off to bed.

Posted by: Hammersmith police at January 17, 2012 11:46 PM (Onw8c)

397 Bean, You think it's possible to use windows home server for an HPC, now that would be funny. The nice thing about a computer cluster is that you can add in more nodes as needed. The living room computer here is up to 10tb now, and looking at adding 4tb more.

Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 11:48 PM (4SKYj)

398 Zak, I think most people use their computers for Facespace or other social circle-jerkin that can be done on a phone. No concept of what a midrange desktop with a good GPU can do.

Posted by: Jerry at January 17, 2012 11:51 PM (4SKYj)

399
Yes Jerry these guys tell ya how

but holy crapoli I think you really need a small netapp..

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2012 11:56 PM (KZLoo)

400 Bean, ended up being 10tb to clear shelfspace of all the DVDs. Now the bookshelves actually have books on them. The movies are played from the hard drives.

Posted by: Jerry at January 18, 2012 12:04 AM (4SKYj)

Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 12:13 AM (4ixH5)

402 Time for me to go, sleep, tomorrow is a long day.

Posted by: Jerry at January 18, 2012 12:17 AM (4SKYj)

403
That's a lot of DVD's Jerry.. we've been getting hammered with over 20 wind and near 40 mph gusts for the last hr.. the streets have dried which were running with water earlier.. guess I've dodged the icy road  drive home bullet...

Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 12:18 AM (KZLoo)

404 Bob Krumm theorizes that the reason people were such assholes on that sinking Italian boat is due to the fact that Italians are assholes.

And yes, I'm still here.  Gettin' my lurk on.  Thought this observation was interesting.

Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 04:13 AM (4ixH5)

Yes, it's unsettling to expect everyone else will form an orderly queue as you would, only to find out queue forming is a quaint notion.  Especially when it happens here.  I guess cultural diversity means never having to form up a queue, no matter the norms of where you might be.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2012 12:24 AM (4q5tP)

405   Thought this observation was interesting.


Heh Robert,, it sure was,, I loved the driving analogy..Germans use 2 lanes one for passing other when not passing,, Italians 2 lanes is simply a suggestion where driving 3 abreast is not uncommon...

Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 12:26 AM (KZLoo)

406 It's not shocking. Forming lines is almost habit for "Anglophile" nations. Europe and Asia? Not so much

Posted by: Zakn at January 18, 2012 12:31 AM (yP7ie)

407 Came back too late. I was going to ask Jerry how he used up 10TB, Disc images or just the core content in a modern codec? Helps give an idea of how many DVDs were involved.

I guess I become less attached to material niceties as I get older and more concern about the basic amenities. Ten years ago, if I were rich, I'd have ended up with thousands of DVDs to go alongside the thousands of games and tens of thousands of books. But I've given most of it up just to reduce my storage needs. Didn't get much money but fortunately I rarely paid anything close to retail for any of it. Big portions were even free.

Having a museum-like array of almost everything for a popular platform is geek joy but so damn expensive to have in such a way that you can show anyone else on short notice. I suppose that might be a future method for ostentatious shows of wealth: having a massive array of relatively inexpensive items in usable and accessible display.

Posted by: epobirs at January 18, 2012 12:44 AM (kcfmt)

408 Two of the Three Stooges are in the bar. They order a Tin Roof and drink up.

Bartender says, "That'll be $xx."

Stooge #one says, "Don't be silly. We don't pay for a Tin Roof."

BT says, "Why not?"

Stooge says, "Because the Tin Roof is on the house!"

Yuk. Yuk.

That's the best I got.

Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 18, 2012 01:14 AM (Onw8c)

409
Having a museum-like array of almost everything for a popular platform is geek joy but


Hey Epo,,, agree it's not for me but if your a vid buff or entertain ala mini theater, nights music, it's the way to go. That's the whole idea of media server to make it quickly accessible and playback flawlessly,, me I could less and am fine watching movies when they become free... course that could just be being cheap I suppose...

Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 01:15 AM (KZLoo)

410 Yuk. Yuk.

Ok not so bad for 5:30 in the am HPD...but you gotta do better if your expecting me to spew into my keyboard...

Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 01:21 AM (KZLoo)

411 Europe and Asia? Not so much


enhances the ass grabbing options getting on them fast trains too Zak...

Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 01:23 AM (KZLoo)

412 Actually, I'm thinking of building a low-end HTPC some time this year. A lot of the newer integrated CPU-GPU products offer some terrific options. So long as you aren't looking to do serious gaming, you can make a little box with passive cooling that decodes 1080p perfectly without breaking a sweat.

Plus it can still be a fine gaming platform if your tastes aren't centered on the latest thing. Emulating older arcade and home video game systems opens up a few zillion choices. There is more that can be done on that end. Like a serious video card that only wakes up when the load exceeds the capabilities of the base hardware, though that means a lot bigger box and power supply.

The PS3 and Xbox 360 I have offer a lot in this area but there are some annoying gaps. The various boxes I've tried like the WDtv offerings are just crap. They freeze if you look at them the wrong way. And none of them support an optical drive, which is something my mother and sister can be made to understand. A PC based solution lets me do things my way.

Posted by: epobirs at January 18, 2012 01:30 AM (kcfmt)

413 I think we will see fantastic HTPC when Windows 8 comes out with ARM support. I think that's the real game changer.

Posted by: Zakn at January 18, 2012 01:35 AM (yP7ie)

414 I said it's the best I can do.  I wasn't expecting an ovation. Or a spew. Just try- ing to to keep awake. It was good of you to respond. Thanks.

I want to witness snowmageddon while awake. But am loosing the battle. Morpheus is nudging me in the ribs. Three Stooges makes me giggle.

Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 18, 2012 01:36 AM (Onw8c)

415 "Tell us about a time when diversity played a role in relieving inter-group stress."

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 17, 2012 09:52 PM (7yvLv)

I got this once on an interview. I stood up and said "I fix machines for a living, I think you want a fucking HR homo." and left.

Funny they didn't call me back...

Posted by: ☠GGE of the Moron Horde at January 18, 2012 01:36 AM (xa1/W)

416 By the way, HP, will do. There is no department.

See for example: Roxxxannne!

Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 18, 2012 01:39 AM (Onw8c)

417 ☠GGE

?

whodafuck is that guy???

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at January 18, 2012 01:40 AM (xa1/W)

418 A PC based solution lets me do things my way.


Yes, I could never understand the xbox idea but they found people would buy the under size/power mini heat box and love it..


Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 01:47 AM (KZLoo)

419 It remains to be seen whether Win8 on ARM is going to offer much outside of off the shelf complete products. Ideally, there would be something like CHRP for ARM, accessible to DIYers of limited electronics know-how.

For those who don't recall, CHRP was intended to be the equivalent of the PC platform for PowerPC-based systems. The idea was you could choose form many brands of motherboards and put together a system to run OS/2, MacOs, Linux, BeOS, or NT. All of these had PowerPC support back in the day. CHRP was pretty much killed off single-handedly by Steve Jobs as one of his first edicts when rejoining Apple was to kill the licensing of MacOS.

If we have something like that for ARM, then it might get interesting. But there hasn't been anything announced thus far that the average person who builds his own PCs can use.

Posted by: epobirs at January 18, 2012 01:47 AM (kcfmt)

420 whodafuck is that guy???

Just an apprentice moron on the morning edition of the ONT. 

My apologies if I am a SCOMF at it.

Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 18, 2012 01:49 AM (Onw8c)

421 ☠GGE
whodafuck is that guy???



Frenchie cousin with the same handle GGE?

Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 01:50 AM (KZLoo)

422 #442

Oh, the console selling point is pretty straightforward. For most stuff, it just works. This necessarily limits the functionality but I find consoles preferable for gaming. I have little desire to wrestle with game settings after getting home from making other people's stuff work.

For the great majority of the population, for who going under the hood is unthinkable, it gives them what they want. I could do a lot more of the regular maintenance on my car but I find it far more cost effective in time and capital to pay someone else who has specialize facilities that lets them do it quickly and neatly. I can greatly enjoy a good technical article of some new technology twist in engines but have little urge to mess with the stuff directly.

I like building my own machines when it gives me something I want in return but COTS is fine when a specific task is met well.

Posted by: epobirs at January 18, 2012 01:54 AM (kcfmt)

423 That move Jobs made probably saved the company. I'm not an apple fan by any stretch, but that move took balls

Posted by: Zakn at January 18, 2012 01:55 AM (yP7ie)

424 Back to where I belong. Lurking. All Y'all whupped me good.

I shoulda known better than to have commented when any one was looking.

My apologies.

Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 18, 2012 02:06 AM (Onw8c)

425 Please explain how ending licensing solved any of Apple's problem. Introducing new models with attention-grabbing looks and creating OS X by giving Next OS API compatibility with MacOS is what saved the company. But that was just a short-term fix. What made Apple the company it is today was becoming a different company that had a sideline in personal computers Ending licensing was simply a decision to reject becoming a major force in personal computers and choosing instead to focus on high-margin but low market-share products. What really saved the company was their entry into consumer electronics. Without the iPod and later iPhone, Apple would remain a sort of Porsche of personal computers. If CHRP had been allowed to continue with the addition of OS X, a real alternative to the Wintel PC would have arisen with Apple controlling the most popular OS choice. A lot of big brands like HP and Dell were interested. It wasn't about saving the company. It was about what kind of company Jobs wanted to rule. Open platforms were never to his liking.

Posted by: epobirs at January 18, 2012 02:07 AM (kcfmt)

426 Three Stooges makes me giggle.


Yeah, ol time humor. I caught them AMC a couple weekends ago,, was great

Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 02:10 AM (KZLoo)

427 Work is picking up ep, we'll discus it tomorrow night

Posted by: Zakn at January 18, 2012 02:20 AM (+EuKo)

428 beanervt, The older I get, the younger I get. Soon, I'll be back to diapers and drooling. Not looking forward to that. Unlesssss, the D changer/drool wiper has big boobehs. Getting old ain't for sissies.


Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 18, 2012 02:21 AM (Onw8c)

429 Without the iPod and later iPhone, Apple would remain a sort of Porsche of personal computers.

Well they certainly have charging Porsche prices down pat.. and I agree the "line" of products is what carries them. people are going portable and they want the lions share. What school age kid doesn't want a Mac/Apple product. and will whine until they get it..

Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 02:32 AM (KZLoo)

430  Unlesssss, the D changer/drool wiper has big boobehs. Getting old ain't for sissies.


Ain't it the truth HPD,,, the dream of a big boobeh *female* drool wiper...is all we can hope for..

Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 03:12 AM (KZLoo)

431

Re the job interview tool asking questions like what is your vision for the future etc.

 

Hey Charlie, most people want a job so they can eat.

Posted by: middyfeek at January 18, 2012 03:14 AM (Qi04R)

432 what is your vision for the future etc.

My vision gets worse as I get older... and that's a fact

Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 03:30 AM (KZLoo)

433 We had these clients in from the coast, so after dinner we took them to the strip club, and got a Dominican girl and a Korean girl team up for asome sweet half-and-half.  Totally nailed the account.  hulu to ipad

Posted by: prihasen at January 20, 2012 07:07 AM (lO1WJ)

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