January 18, 2012
— Open Blogger
On this date – 1803 – Thomas Jefferson requests funding for the Lewis and Clark expedition. Democrats immediately oppose on the grounds that someday someone may want to build an economically viable oil pipeline that will decrease America’s dependence on Middle-Eastern oil and create thousands of jobs.
1896- The first X-Ray machine is demonstrated by TSA agents intent on eye-rape while irradiating steamship passengers' testicles.
I thought this is what hamsters were for -
Scientists have created a teeny tiny rocket that could swim around in your stomach and fix whatever ails you.
All you e-reader owners who enjoy works in the public domain, download what you want now because some of them will be re-entering copyrighted status. Somewhere Mickey Mouse is flipping us all the bird.
California strikes again as LA attempts to drive away itÂ’s last functioning industry.
Curious what opposition research looks like? Read John McCainÂ’s 2008 file on Mitt Romney. Personally I think Ace does a better job even when he is distracted by hobo-killing and Val-u-Rite.
This is why we need government - who else would protect the homeless from the indignity of receiving free food outdoors by denying them the free food.
Nothing's hipper right now in Seattle than street food....
Curbside al fresco is so hot that city officials have put up a website to boost the street-food craze.
Unless you're homeless, says Beverly Graham. Then eating outside is "inhumane, disrespectful and undignified."
TonightÂ’s ONT brought to you by The Boy Scouts of America, the last line of defense:
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Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 18, 2012 05:03 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 18, 2012 05:04 PM (Qjh0I)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 05:06 PM (niZvt)
It was meant to be a delayed post apparently movable type doesn't do that.
Posted by: chad at January 18, 2012 05:06 PM (a/nZ0)
If you think my ship wrecking is bad wait until you see what B+rry has in store for you Americanos.
My sperma swim again!
Posted by: Captain Schettino at January 18, 2012 05:06 PM (xjlhG)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 18, 2012 05:06 PM (lXi+d)
Hmmm wonder if muffin stumps will fly in Seattle?
Posted by: Elaine Benes at January 18, 2012 05:06 PM (5Wy9V)
Posted by: eman at January 18, 2012 05:07 PM (dWuuB)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 05:07 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Truman North at January 18, 2012 05:07 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 18, 2012 05:08 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: Captain Schettino at January 18, 2012 05:08 PM (xjlhG)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 05:09 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 05:09 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 05:10 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: 11-Year-Old Boy Watching Rebecca's Nude Scene in "Risky Business" at January 18, 2012 05:11 PM (u5baE)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at January 18, 2012 09:10 PM (ErXCa)
Yeah, it just wouldn't be the same if you had to shuck out of the latex first.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 05:12 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 05:13 PM (niZvt)
I thought the same thing, until you consider that many could not exit from the near side, and had to go over the opposite (port) side of the ship. It is much longer swim from that side, and should not be undertaken by any other than the ones in good physical condition. Add to the fact the problem that the water was on the cold side, you are clothed, and now you know why some deaths were from cardiac arrest.
Posted by: T. Coddington Van Vorhees, IV at January 18, 2012 05:15 PM (sQft1)
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 18, 2012 05:15 PM (niZvt)
philipaklein RT @SeanGHiggins: Jimmy Carter on CNN: We should be okay with "Islamists" taking over in Egypt.
This shouldn't be surprising, but still. At least Sadat wasn't an out-and-out Islamist.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 05:15 PM (UR5vq)
Ugh. I get to see the Manchurian Candidate fellated by the MFM 24/7. I think I'll skip the fictional version for now.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 18, 2012 05:15 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Zakn at January 18, 2012 05:15 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2012 05:16 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2012 05:17 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 09:13 PM (niZvt)
The movie is about the Tuskeegee Airmen who painted the tails on their Mustangs red. This movie was done a couple of years ago with Lawrence Fishburn and Cuba Gooding. Sad, really, that Hollywood is so bereft of ideas that they are recycling movies that were so recently made.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 05:17 PM (yh0zB)
I get to see the Manchurian Candidate fellated by the MFM 24/7. I think I'll skip the fictional version for now.
He's the Muzzchurian Candidate.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 18, 2012 05:17 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 18, 2012 05:18 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2012 09:16 PM (Z71Vg)
Women can be so catty.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 05:18 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 05:18 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 18, 2012 09:18 PM (niZvt)
dammit, how sad is that, to give a real answer to such an obvious set-up...
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 05:19 PM (yh0zB)
Just what are you trying to say?
Posted by: The Amazing Spider-Man at January 18, 2012 05:20 PM (u5baE)
Why the fk don't we use only energy that we have in abundance?
Barry traded 20,000 jobs for one- his own.
Posted by: Truman North at January 18, 2012 05:20 PM (I2LwF)
Women can be so catty.
Not me. I'm a very nice girl. But that was hilarious.. ya gotta admit. I would have laughed if it had been a guy.
Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2012 05:20 PM (Z71Vg)
Next up, Seattle decides to pump up the crazed tulip market. Why boost a craze "in-progress"? Goverment = stoopid.
I see this ONT will be posted at 9:30 PM. Did Chad let Ace's neutrinos get out of the bag?
Posted by: alexthedude at January 18, 2012 05:21 PM (TUF2e)
Evening, 'rons and 'ettes. Only here for a few minutes then off to bed with me.
My brain is mush from all the training this week.
Posted by: Scott J at January 18, 2012 05:21 PM (/yjbc)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 05:22 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 09:18 PM (PEob2)
Because if you think the green Dem reaction to Canuck oil is bizarre, wait until you see what they do when someone tries to promote access to any actual USofA oil resources.
(Think offshore oil, fracking, ANWR, etc.)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 18, 2012 05:22 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: Truman North at January 18, 2012 05:22 PM (I2LwF)
Silence of the Lamb Chops
Golden Eyeglasses
Much Ado About Almost Anything
( I think of these while piloting my huge ship )
Posted by: Francesco Schettino, Capitano Supremo at January 18, 2012 05:22 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 05:22 PM (niZvt)
http://tinyurl.com/cbe27u
Posted by: chad at January 18, 2012 05:22 PM (a/nZ0)
That explains perfectly the inverse: Obama's driving down a poor economy.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 18, 2012 05:24 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Acme Bucket Corporation at January 18, 2012 05:24 PM (0oXB7)
Posted by: Juaaaaaaaaan! at January 18, 2012 05:24 PM (TMeYE)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 05:25 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 05:25 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: befuddled at January 18, 2012 05:25 PM (xJU23)
I say we dig a trench and line it with surplus solar panels.
Posted by: Solyndra at January 18, 2012 05:27 PM (eHIJJ)
Saw a great example of IT specialist vs. IT generalist this afternoon.
The girl training me on the new system graduated college in 20-freaking-10. Was born in 1988. She is clearly an expert on the system she's training me on.
However, some of my new team mates were discussing the move to the new data center and issues with IP addresses and such and kept using the acronym NIC.
And I hear her ask at one point "what's a NIC?".
Posted by: Scott J at January 18, 2012 05:27 PM (/yjbc)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 18, 2012 05:28 PM (PddVe)
Think what that says about Fox News!
My only hope is that this blatant and early play of the race card backfires and a number of people (voters) wake up and say "These liberals are so blinded by needing and wanting a racially divided country that they make no sense whatsoever!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 18, 2012 05:28 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 05:29 PM (bxiXv)
65"(Think offshore oil, fracking, ANWR, etc.)" Whos going to pay the clean up costs of trickle up fracking in 60 years???
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Intersting..... A lib, suddenly worried about who is paying.
Posted by: Juaaaaaaaaan! at January 18, 2012 05:29 PM (TMeYE)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 18, 2012 05:30 PM (QcFbt)
This one was such a no-brainer. Who are the ecoweenies going to vote for? Their fingers would burst into flames if they touch the "R" lever in a voting booth. Obama and the dems have them sewn up now and forever amen. So they're the ones to screw over. Doesn't he know this? It's Politics 101, for Chrissakes.
Now the union rank and file are looking at Obama and thinking to themselves, "Pussy." Sure, the bosses will endorse O and kick back some cash to him, but the rank and file (except for SIEU, of course) will stay home or maybe just flip that little "R" themselves.
So if this was pure political calculation -- which Obama is very good at -- he has just fucked himself up good.
Nobody's that stupid. Nobody in his position, with his history, can be that stupid. Which means he's doing this on purpose. He's fucking up the country because he hates us. He's going full Nero on the United States.
This man doesn't need to be voted out. He needs to be marched out of the White House in handcuffs.
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 18, 2012 05:31 PM (QBrz4)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 05:33 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: Portnoy at January 18, 2012 09:30 PM (1P9Wb)
That would be the poopy head I mentioned earlier. Apparently it doesn't know that oil seeps up through the ground naturally. And nobody cleans it up, because it doesn't matter.
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 05:33 PM (hQX3k)
Clean what up you fucking moron???
Posted by: Portnoy at January 18, 2012 05:34 PM (1P9Wb)
Posted by: eman at January 18, 2012 05:34 PM (dWuuB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 05:35 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: eman at January 18, 2012 05:35 PM (dWuuB)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 18, 2012 05:35 PM (PddVe)
77Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 09:25 PM (PEob2)
Ok..who is this fucktard??
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The resident "fracking" expert who has proven that fracking causes some unknown danger which will begin in 60 years.
Posted by: Juaaaaaaaaan! at January 18, 2012 05:35 PM (TMeYE)
Posted by: eman at January 18, 2012 05:36 PM (dWuuB)
Posted by: Scott J at January 18, 2012 05:36 PM (/yjbc)
You're welcome.
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 05:36 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 05:37 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 05:38 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: Impressionable Internet Poster at January 18, 2012 05:38 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 09:37 PM (PEob2)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIIIIIIIIIST! WAHHHHHHHH!
Posted by: alexthedude at January 18, 2012 05:38 PM (TUF2e)
Posted by: eman at January 18, 2012 05:39 PM (dWuuB)
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 05:39 PM (hQX3k)
gas from fracking is entering the aquifers.
Something needs to enter your aquifer and blow itself up.
Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2012 05:39 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 09:37 PM (PEob2)
Really??? Where?? What is fracking?? Do you even know??? How do you 'clean up' natural gas that some how mixes with water???
Posted by: Portnoy at January 18, 2012 05:40 PM (1P9Wb)
97Stupid smooks, gas from fracking is entering the aquifers.
--
Where? And don't attempt to pass a naturally gassed groundwater supply as one of your examples.
Then explain what the big deal would be. Even if true, the fix is cheap because its already installed in areas where its needed.
Posted by: Jimmah at January 18, 2012 05:40 PM (TMeYE)
SAUDI NUCLEAR WATCH
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 05:40 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: alexthedude at January 18, 2012 05:41 PM (TUF2e)
Posted by: eman at January 18, 2012 05:41 PM (dWuuB)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 05:41 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 05:41 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: Theresa (. Y .) at January 18, 2012 05:42 PM (xmOY4)
Posted by: Mr Pink at January 18, 2012 05:42 PM (1zcrC)
Posted by: eman at January 18, 2012 05:42 PM (dWuuB)
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 05:43 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 05:43 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 05:43 PM (E+E+p)
--I wish they'd create one that completely annihilates any fattening food you've just eaten before it gets absorbed.
Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2012 05:44 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 05:44 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: eman at January 18, 2012 05:44 PM (dWuuB)
Posted by: alexthedude at January 18, 2012 09:41 PM (TUF2e)
And there are already stupid Poptardists on that site imagining the cast using today's "stars".
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 18, 2012 05:45 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: Reporter No One Laughs At at January 18, 2012 05:45 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 05:45 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: eman at January 18, 2012 09:44 PM (dWuuB)
Did it? Were Armenians involved? They're speculating Armenian mafia.
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 05:45 PM (E+E+p)
--I wish they'd create one that completely annihilates any fattening food you've just eaten before it gets absorbed.
Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2012 09:44 PM (P1nni)
I think they made a drug that did, but it caused, um. anal leakage. So, yuck.
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 05:46 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: jake at January 18, 2012 05:46 PM (Sdl9x)
Posted by: Mr Pink at January 18, 2012 05:46 PM (1zcrC)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 05:47 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 18, 2012 05:47 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: Dr. Quackenbush at January 18, 2012 05:47 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: jake at January 18, 2012 09:46 PM (Sdl9x)
You can suggest it, but I doubt he is as capable as all that.
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 05:47 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: eman at January 18, 2012 05:48 PM (dWuuB)
Man, we're kinda scraping the bottom of the barrel on the identity politics/organized crime nexus aren't we?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 05:48 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: Portnoy at January 18, 2012 05:48 PM (1P9Wb)
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 09:46 PM (hQX3k)
Oslestra. It's now banned in many countries, although you can still find it in some food products here.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 05:48 PM (UR5vq)
In this case I think it was an incompetent disposal issue more than a beheading for funsies kind of thing. Think Eastern Promises.
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 05:48 PM (E+E+p)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 18, 2012 09:04 PM (Qjh0I)
What, he's giving ANOTHER stupid speech?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2012 05:48 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 18, 2012 05:49 PM (2W71/)
Posted by: Theresa (. Y .) at January 18, 2012 05:49 PM (xmOY4)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 09:48 PM (7utQ2)
Been to Glendale, CA lately? Kbear knows. He lived closer to Glendale than I do. I actually don't ever go to Glendale...
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 05:49 PM (E+E+p)
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2012 05:49 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 09:43 PM
I've gotten head, but it just isn't the same with the rubber
Posted by: Shane Diesel at January 18, 2012 05:49 PM (Y+DPZ)
I'm doubting these Armenians.
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 05:50 PM (hQX3k)
I think they made a drug that did, but it caused, um. anal leakage. So, yuck.
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 09:46 PM (hQX3k)
--Which makes sense. The Law of Conservation of Matter . . . it's gotta go somewhere.
Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2012 05:50 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 05:50 PM (UR5vq)
Or The Wire. Those not greeks were pretty down with cutting off the heads and hands.
Posted by: chad at January 18, 2012 05:50 PM (a/nZ0)
Didn't you get the talking point that Repubs and conservatives want only dirty air and dirty poisonous water with a strip mine on every city block, because we hates them poor chirren so and only want them to have janitorial or sewage worker jobs (unless they be rich and white or maybe asian).
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 18, 2012 05:51 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: fozzy at January 18, 2012 05:51 PM (FEzSe)
Posted by: George Nooby of Coast to Coast to Coast at January 18, 2012 05:51 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 05:52 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 09:48 PM (7utQ2)
Been to Glendale, CA lately? Kbear knows. He lived closer to Glendale than I do. I actually don't ever go to Glendale...
If you want to find out how many Armenians are in Glendale, get into an argument with one over a parking spot on the street
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 05:53 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 05:53 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 05:53 PM (PEob2)
Apparently the days of cement shoes are part of days gone by.
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 05:53 PM (E+E+p)
Art is just imitating life as far as we here at DHS are concerned.
Posted by: Janut Napoliticalo at January 18, 2012 05:54 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: dIckapus at January 18, 2012 05:54 PM (E7yM+)
Posted by: hurr durr at January 18, 2012 05:54 PM (1j0Ba)
Been to Glendale, CA lately? Kbear knows. He lived closer to Glendale than I do. I actually don't ever go to Glendale...
If you see an Asian woman in Glendale, she's there because she works for one of the banks
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 05:54 PM (Y+DPZ)
Lefty totally-deaf-to-irony outrage over ill-conceived and hasty government intervention in a major economic sector
+
Congressional types using terms like "DNS" as if they know what it means
+
Record company weasels
+
Lamar Smith's toupee
+
Wikipedia is suddenly relevant
+
Movie studio jackoffs
=
The need for a 21st century Voltaire to skewer this stupidity
I nominate Iowahawk.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 05:55 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: eman at January 18, 2012 05:55 PM (dWuuB)
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 05:55 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 05:55 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 05:56 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 05:56 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 18, 2012 05:56 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 09:55 PM (7utQ2)
I second this.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 05:56 PM (F79HU)
don't remind me about those assholes
Posted by: laptop battery at January 18, 2012 05:57 PM (C4vnc)
Posted by: Frito Lay at January 18, 2012 05:57 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 05:57 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: fozzy at January 18, 2012 05:58 PM (FEzSe)
'Ick' Ikagami: It worked!
Mitch: That's neat!
'Ick' Ikagami: Now if we can just keep it from exploding!
Kent: Explo-?
[rushes into his room]
Chris Knight: Hey Ick, you were just kidding about exploding, right?
[starts to notice no one else is there any longer]
Chris Knight: Ick? It's a joke, right?
Posted by: alexthedude at January 18, 2012 05:58 PM (TUF2e)
Get into argument over Mercedes vs BMW or tell them they need to stop bathing in cologne/perfume?
Let's just say Armenians as a group are not very welcoming to non-Armenians. There was a hit two years ago closer to my side of the Valley and all involved were Armenian, the murderers and the dead. They're not people you want to piss off.
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 05:58 PM (E+E+p)
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 09:56 PM
I was once your legend for laptop-battery
Posted by: zombie laptop-battery at January 18, 2012 05:58 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 05:58 PM (F79HU)
FIRST RULE OF SLOVAK BILDERBERGERS IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT SLOVAK BILDERBERGERS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 05:58 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: jake at January 18, 2012 05:59 PM (Sdl9x)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 05:59 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 06:00 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: zombie laptop-battery at January 18, 2012 09:58 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: laptop battery at January 18, 2012 09:57 PM (C4vnc)
Still need one of these, too.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:00 PM (F79HU)
If total incoherence was silver pennies, he could back the currency himself.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 06:00 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: eman at January 18, 2012 06:01 PM (dWuuB)
The real danger is that listening to him will make you stupider. Be very careful.
As evidence I present every single Ron Paul supporter who has ever posted any comment on this blog.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 18, 2012 06:01 PM (nEUpB)
Don't worry, the Russian mafia runs the prostitution rings (among other things) in Hollywood. Not the glitzy part, the seedy part. Which is actually the real Hollywood...
Seriously, though, Hollywood has a huge Russian enclave.
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 06:01 PM (E+E+p)
Posted by: Concealed Kerry or submit at January 18, 2012 10:00 PM (tHnoW)
I'm beginning to think this is the only way to get through this next election cycle. Valu-rite is another option.
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 06:01 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 09:59 PM (bxiXv)
True enough but for four bucks I'm not complaining. If it's better than what I have and doesn't spontaneously combust in my hand it's good enough for me.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:02 PM (F79HU)
Acme Bucket Corporation: "So, could we go to North Dakota and start a bucket brigade at the Canadian border to get that keystone oil moving south?"
Only one thing can save us. Yep.
HIGH SPEED RAIL.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 18, 2012 06:02 PM (u9JX3)
Between Fargo and Minot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 06:03 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 10:00 PM (hQX3k)
Beheadings are occuring everywhere these days, even Arizona and Oklahoma.
But securing the borders is racist!
Dismemberment isn't a fun ONT topic.
Oh, and Marky-Mark thinks he could have fought of the 9/11 terrorists.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 06:03 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 09:58 PM
Where I used to work there was a useless guy who finally got fired but he happened to be Armenian and the manager who fired him was Mexican. Did they say he got fired because he was useless? No, they said she fired him because the Mexicans had it in for the Armenians
They will speak with outsiders, something immigrant Koreans won't do unless they've seen you around for a few years
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 06:04 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 18, 2012 06:04 PM (C4vnc)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 06:04 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: CMU VET at January 18, 2012 06:04 PM (/crvS)
When do you start hurling cows with the catapult?
I love this blog.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 06:04 PM (7utQ2)
I think that was The World is Not Enough, the third Brosnan one.
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 06:05 PM (E+E+p)
Some of us know, you lowly constituent. "DNS" stands for "Directs Natural Spring." It's part of the series of tubes, the part that directs the spring of what I am told are called "bits" into the right "tube."
Was that over your head, or do I need to explain it again?
Posted by: Your Congressman at January 18, 2012 06:05 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 06:05 PM (PEob2)
Two of those, I think. Brosnan in the World is Not Enough and Connery in Diamonds are Forever.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 06:06 PM (7utQ2)
The World is Not Enough.
The one where Denise Richards played a nuclear physicist. Seriously.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 06:06 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 18, 2012 10:04 PM (C4vnc)
World is Not Enough with, uh, whatshername...Big Tits McGee...I can't remember...playing the nookyaloor science girly.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:06 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 10:04 PM (niZvt)
When I was there just before Christmas, there were no munchkins in evidence. But I have to say, that princess palace was quite the shack. And I did get some raised eyebrows when going through It's a Small World after dark.
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 06:06 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 06:07 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Diane Sawyer at January 18, 2012 06:07 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 09:41 PM
201 Ladies, you own them... Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 10:01 PM
Confirmation at # 201. How ya doin', Raykon?
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 06:08 PM (Y+DPZ)
I know not of which you speak.
And you know not of which you speak if you know what's good for you.
::insert ominous music::
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 06:08 PM (E+E+p)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 18, 2012 06:08 PM (loM0R)
I have a question and I'm sure somebody here knows the answer, given the moronic level of knowledge and study of the subject. Why is prostitution illegal but porn isn't? Both doing the same thing. I get that porn is "entertainment" but using the same logic isn't prostitution entertainment too, just for a much smaller audience?
Posted by: Mayday at January 18, 2012 06:08 PM (orrLR)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 06:10 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 06:10 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: eman at January 18, 2012 06:11 PM (dWuuB)
::insert ominous music::
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 10:08 PM (E+E+p)
shhhh....she's connected!
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 06:11 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Miss80s at January 18, 2012 10:06 PM (d6QMz)
"below the 50% mark" (our dependance on foreign oil)? The EIA just pulled that one out of their butt-pucker because out oil imports are up. Furthermore, we'd be importing more if the economy was better.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 06:11 PM (UR5vq)
I have a question and I'm sure somebody here knows the answer, given the moronic level of knowledge and study of the subject. Why is prostitution illegal but porn isn't? Both doing the same thing. I get that porn is "entertainment" but using the same logic isn't prostitution entertainment too, just for a much smaller audience?
Posted by: Mayday at January 18, 2012 10:08 PM (orrLR)
Hardcore pornographers were at some point considered prostitutes at some point, but I think there was a court decision sometimes in the...70s? Sometime around then that said pornography was a form of speech or something and those laws were struck down.
Something like that. Vaguely like that.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:11 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Diane Sawyer
**looks away**
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 18, 2012 06:12 PM (3SvjA)
He hook up with some hot slice?
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:13 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 06:13 PM (bxiXv)
How comes no one mentions the uber hot Sophie Marceau in the World is Not Enough only the silicone hussy?!?!
JEEZ
Posted by: alexthedude at January 18, 2012 06:14 PM (TUF2e)
Posted by: eman at January 18, 2012 06:14 PM (dWuuB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 18, 2012 06:14 PM (loM0R)
[Anthony Weiner pops up from behind the bar.]
Seriously, he's probably tending for a living right now.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 06:14 PM (7utQ2)
The Armenians will not marry out of their culture, as a rule, though. Koreans are particular about that as well, but I have never seen anything like Armenians for sticking with their own people when it comes time to marry, or even date.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 06:15 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 18, 2012 06:15 PM (C4vnc)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 06:15 PM (niZvt)
Meh. Besides, none of the Bonds past Goldeneye are worth a damn.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 06:15 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 06:15 PM (PEob2)
Bond girl number one is Carole Bouquet from For Your Eyes Only.
I will brook no further debate on this topic.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 06:15 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at January 18, 2012 10:14 PM (vbh31)
About 30 years ago, I'd say, from the looks of her.
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 06:15 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: eman at January 18, 2012 10:14 PM (dWuuB)
I see. He should preemptively fail them all and get back to the important things in life like cruising the intarwebz for hot Argie chicks.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:16 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 06:16 PM (bxiXv)
He hook up with some hot slice?
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 10:13 PM
He was on the daytime threads today.
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 06:16 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: fozzy at January 18, 2012 06:17 PM (FEzSe)
AMC's doing it too. Makes me want a cat sammich.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 18, 2012 06:17 PM (PddVe)
Like "don't season your food with salt" or "buy health insurance" -- that kind of thing?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 06:17 PM (7utQ2)
Hardcore pornographers were at some point considered prostitutes at some point, but I think there was a court decision sometimes in the...70s? Sometime around then that said pornography was a form of speech or something and those laws were struck down.
OK, thanks. I've always wondered about that. In both cases people are doin' it for $, so ot seems they'd both be legal or both illegal. Not that anyone ever accused the law of being consistent. Or put another way, there must've been a porn lobby but not a ho lobby.
Posted by: Mayday at January 18, 2012 06:17 PM (orrLR)
Libs have discovered that areas where natural gas is plentyfull enough to drill have (always had) a high percentage of natural gas dissolved into the surrounding ground water.
Conclusion, drilling in those areas causes natural gas in ground water.
Posted by: Jimmah at January 18, 2012 06:18 PM (TMeYE)
I was gonna say we do it for funsies.
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 06:18 PM (E+E+p)
Dr. Christmas Jones IIRC.
I remember because of that lame pun at the end about "Christmas only comes once a year"...hardy, har, har.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 06:18 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 10:17 PM (7utQ2)
Shh. Don't confuse it. It might hurt itself.
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 06:18 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 10:14 PM (Y+DPZ)
Every time they run that ad I just get sad. Comedy Central my ass!
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:18 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: eman at January 18, 2012 06:18 PM (dWuuB)
Yea, and they can tax porn, but not tricks. Of course, I'm sure that has nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 06:19 PM (SsG4J)
California strikes again as LA attempts to drive away it's last functioning industry.
And thus Ron Paul voters are born.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 18, 2012 06:19 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 10:15 PM (PEob2)
Actually...I'm kind of curious about this one as well. Legislation on the basis of "it makes me feel icky" or "someone might be having fun somewhere and that must STOP. IMMEDIATELY. never seemed like a good idea to me.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 06:19 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:15 PM
Last time an Armenian married out of their culture the result was Kim Kardashian and her sisters
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 06:19 PM (Y+DPZ)
Republicans just can't mind their own business, Honey.
Posted by: Tipper Gore at January 18, 2012 06:20 PM (3SvjA)
Actually, they think white Americans look large but with small heads; on the other hand, some of them look like mind-controlling Star Trek aliens that can get you laid by a sexy green dancing girl. My first year married was spent constantly colliding heads with her, until I finally learned to duck.Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 06:20 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 18, 2012 10:17 PM (7FadD)
Naked Argie chicks, porn and Disney Land.
Same ole.
Evenin'!
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:20 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Mayday at January 18, 2012 10:08 PM (orrLR)
Because fucking you out of your money is competition for the government, and they can't stand competition.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 06:21 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Mayday at January 18, 2012 10:08 PM (orrLR)
Because fucking you out of your money is competition for the government, and they can't stand competition.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 10:21 PM (yh0zB)
And that, my friends, is why we have the ONT. Any questions?
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 06:22 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 18, 2012 10:20 PM (7FadD)
Jack shit. I hear classes are starting. How is the new class of nitwits?
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:22 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 18, 2012 06:22 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 06:22 PM (niZvt)
In today's "What were those long-haired science types thinking" news:
Using gravity combined with pressure, scientists create multicellular life
A team of scientists have reportedly performed an experiment which has led to the creation of a single-celled organism, brewer's yeast, to evolve into a multicellular cluster, mimicking one of the first stages of evolution on Earth.
Amid the wreckage of the lab, the survivors begged for a merciful death.
This, they were denied.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 18, 2012 06:22 PM (3wBRE)
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 18, 2012 06:22 PM (C4vnc)
Thanks for playing Ickarus.
I'm pretty sure the bans on prostitution predate the current political divide in the country. And I sure don't see many Democrats lining up to repeal them either. There's a winning platform.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 06:23 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 06:23 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 10:15 PM
Why does a fatass who can't lay off the wings and ribs love telling the rest of us what we can and cannot eat
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 06:23 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 06:24 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 18, 2012 10:17 PM (7FadD)
You, actually. As in "Where's chemjeff", kind of like that old "Where's Waldo" schtick. Like everyone doesn't know that Waldo is in Florida.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 06:24 PM (yh0zB)
I'll take focus group generated bullshit for $2,000, Alex.
The libs love it because it is a shot at the Koch Brothers.
Posted by: Miss80s at January 18, 2012 06:24 PM (d6QMz)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 18, 2012 06:24 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 10:23 PM
Over here! Over here!
Posted by: Your mirror at January 18, 2012 06:25 PM (Y+DPZ)
And that, my friends, is why we have the ONT. Any questions?
I knew the morons would come through for me. Such diligence!
Posted by: Mayday at January 18, 2012 06:25 PM (orrLR)
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 06:26 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 06:26 PM (bxiXv)
Stupido, salt by itself does not cause hypertension. Dietary cholesterol does not raise blood cholesterol. Stupido, why are you so GOD derned stupid? Where should I begin?
Start with Michelle Obama
Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at January 18, 2012 06:26 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 10:23 PM (PEob2)
Well here, first you put on this lead vest...
Posted by: GGE on some Italian cruise ship at January 18, 2012 06:27 PM (yh0zB)
WE. KNOW. THAT. HERE.
The point. It is in the other direction.
In any event, don't take it up with me...go talk to world-renowned conservative Michael Bloomberg.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 06:27 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 18, 2012 10:24 PM (PddVe)
Macabre, but I laughed anyway. I'm a terrible person, I know.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 06:27 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 10:26 PM (hQX3k)
Good luck trying to get everyone to ignore it.
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 06:27 PM (E+E+p)
Posted by: Dan at January 18, 2012 06:28 PM (5gk+b)
Posted by: Reno and Las Vegas at January 18, 2012 06:28 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 06:28 PM (PEob2)
Isn't Cher Armenian, too?
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 10:22 PM
If her daddy hadn't married out of the culture, this atrocity never would have occured
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 06:29 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 10:22 PM (niZvt)
Because Government is in the business of stamping out fun. Relatively few people can be in porn but everyone can participate in prostitution,.
Posted by: fozzy at January 18, 2012 06:29 PM (FEzSe)
The first thing I think of when I see "Armenians" is the Kardashians.
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman at January 18, 2012 06:29 PM (el8NC)
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman at January 18, 2012 06:30 PM (el8NC)
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 06:30 PM (E+E+p)
Posted by: The Klingons at January 18, 2012 06:30 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 10:26 PM (hQX3k)
Yes. Yes it is. And I know I broke the "do not engage" rule, but I just couldn't help myself...
Posted by: Reno and Las Vegas at January 18, 2012 06:30 PM (yh0zB)
No, we actually secrete oil. Then we turn it into money. Lots of money. Then we bathe in the money. Sometimes it gets oil on it but that just makes it worth more, which makes us even richer. Then we laugh over the poor people out there who could use some of that money. We laugh, and laugh, and then light our cigars with oil-soaked money that the poor could use to buy food and health care and dignity. Then we go out fracking, just to mess up the water supply.
Secretive Oil Billionaires.
Posted by: Obama's Next Campaign Ad at January 18, 2012 06:30 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 10:27 PM (7utQ2)
Remember when Bloomberg wanted to stamp out ALL salt in NYC. He quietly dropped it when someone told him that we need salt to live.
Posted by: fozzy at January 18, 2012 06:31 PM (FEzSe)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 09:50 PM (UR5vq)
--Oh yeah, that was not a drug, but a fat substitute. The Doritos variety was called Wow! [exclamation point part of the name] 
Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2012 06:31 PM (P1nni)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 06:31 PM (Sdl9x)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 18, 2012 10:29 PM (7FadD)
Here's a GREAT extra credit assignment for them have them do my lawn. 
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:31 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 06:31 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 10:26 PM
Good luck trying to get everyone to ignore it.
Sweet Fancy Moses, now Dan the Mitt Spam Man is here. I think I actually prefer Raykon
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 06:32 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 18, 2012 10:29 PM (7FadD)
Speaking as a former chemlab nitwit, please be gentle. I did so much studying, spent hours with the grad students, even took extra lab time, and still had to beg for a C-.
I aced physics, diff eq, even advanced design and production, but chemistry still makes just about zero sense to me.
Probably the wiring, between the ears.
So, be gentle.
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 06:32 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: The Ides of March can't believe no one has done this yet at January 18, 2012 06:32 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 06:32 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 18, 2012 06:32 PM (yh0zB)
--Oh yeah, that was not a drug, but a fat substitute. The Doritos variety was called Wow! [exclamation point part of the name]
Posted by: logprof at January 18, 2012 10:31 PM (P1nni)
Didn't that stuff just give people the runs? That was hilarious.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:33 PM (F79HU)
Remember when Bloomberg wanted to
stamp out ALL salt in NYC. He quietly dropped it when someone told him
that we need salt to live.
No, I discovered his plot when I found his cave with the Secret Jew Salt !
Posted by: Eric Cartman at January 18, 2012 06:33 PM (Y+DPZ)
Lots of sentences start like this:
"When I was in the Marines..."
"In the Marines, we..."
"This is just like in the Marines..."
"I know how to do this because we did this in the Marines."
Plus assorted clothing all with USMC logos and decorations all over her cubicle. I think if she didn't need as much space as possible on her desk, she'd have a shrine.
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 06:33 PM (E+E+p)
Posted by: Ickarus+ at January 18, 2012 06:34 PM (Sdl9x)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 06:35 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:35 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 10:33 PM (E+E+p)
Tell her that MARINES is an acronym. You know this one...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 18, 2012 06:35 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 06:35 PM (E+E+p)
If she did not make it through boot camp, she REALLY does not want to do that around any Marines that I know.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 06:36 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: Ickarus+ at January 18, 2012 06:36 PM (Sdl9x)
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 10:33 PM (E+E+p)
I met people like that when I worked for the CoE. We were all civilians, but you would never have known it if you asked some of the idiots who tried to pass themselves off as military, or better yet, former military.
I didn't have the problem. I never wanted to be military. Figured working for them was close enough without all the hassle, or people shooting at me.
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 06:37 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 18, 2012 06:37 PM (niZvt)
I hear you, Rum; it'd be the same regardless of whether she'd been a baker or a bank teller if she kept droning on and on.
Is she new?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 06:37 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2012 06:37 PM (FIE/L)
No, not just the runs. I vaguely recall that even the disclaimer material on the official site included a phrase like "involuntary oily anal discharge." So, not for employed people, I guess. But if you're just on your couch all day, watching your TV, maybe OK, if you've Scotchguarded your couch.
Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2012 06:38 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 10:36 PM (PEob2)
Cause your mother says anal hurts. Then I ask her how she got the ball gag off.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:38 PM (F79HU)
Eliot Spitzer wouldn't mind; his type of decadence is all about him.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 06:38 PM (UR5vq)
To be fair, she didn't make it through due to a medical condition and they forced her out because of it. She was a month away from being done. But the way she talks about it you know she wishes she was still in.
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 06:39 PM (E+E+p)
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 10:35 PM (E+E+p)
So you counter with "When I was a covert government assassin..."Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 18, 2012 06:39 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Ickarus+ at January 18, 2012 06:39 PM (Sdl9x)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 06:39 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Ickarus+ at January 18, 2012 06:40 PM (Sdl9x)
Ummm, isn't that a ga'ould symbiot? I'll pass.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 18, 2012 06:41 PM (HVII+)
Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2012 10:38 PM (2IW5Q)
What, you mean McDonald's secret sauce?
That would also be a great name for a thrash band.
Oily Anal Discharge!
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:41 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 06:41 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 06:41 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 10:39 PM (E+E+p)
Yep, but a real Marine will call her one of Jerry's kids and tell her to STFU.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 18, 2012 06:41 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:37 PM (SsG4J)
Yeah she started about two months ago. I mean, she's not mean or anything. It's just the arrogance in her tone when she talks about it. And then she has a bumper sticker that says, "It's hard to be humble when you're the finest!" or something like that.
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 06:42 PM (E+E+p)
I could tell you a few stories...
I'm more of a ferret man myself.
Posted by: Ikarus at January 18, 2012 06:42 PM (Pf662)
Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2012 10:38 PM (2IW5Q)
NO, NO, NO!!! It is NOT ok. It is nasty, and awful, and quit talking about it because just the idea of anal leakage is too disgusting.
Even with Scotchguard.
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 06:42 PM (hQX3k)
18" of fresh snow in the yard.
yay winter.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2012 10:42 PM (H0B1M)
Snow?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 18, 2012 06:43 PM (yh0zB)
There's a new girl where I work who's constantly overcompensating for getting booted from the Marines before finishing boot.
Bring in a real Marine to explain to her that she wasn't one.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 18, 2012 06:44 PM (PddVe)
Posted by: Ray Krok at January 18, 2012 06:44 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 06:45 PM (bxiXv)
18" of fresh snow in the yard.
yay winter.
Japan has gotten 96" of snow in some places.
The Pacific Northwest was supposed to get hit bad, but the initial predictions were scaled back - hope everyone in that direction is well.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 06:45 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 06:46 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 06:46 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 06:46 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Ray Krok at January 18, 2012 10:44 PM (niZvt)
I guess that's why I get this overwhelming urge to smear it in my hair every time I eat one.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:46 PM (F79HU)
I'm not going to say anything to her. I'm just venting.
And she's engaged so sucks for you. :p
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 06:47 PM (E+E+p)
Posted by: John F. Kerry, Reportin' fer Dooty at January 18, 2012 06:47 PM (yQwq5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 06:47 PM (bxiXv)
yesterday was meh. Grim got in late and was so tired he could barely put dinner in his mouth.
OTOH he did have my clothes off in a little over ninety seconds from hitting the driveway and opening car door (we were delayed by long kissing) SOOOO i now remkember what that "sex" thing he kept talking about what!
ITS FUN!!!!
so today while he went back to base to see to some assholes business that should not have had to been done, i got a call-- my broken 08 MACBOOK PRO could not be fixed. So... THEY WERE GIVING ME A NEW MACBOOK PRO!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
GRIM IS HOME AND I GOT A NEW UPDATED BETTER COMPUTER FOR FREE!!!!!
WHOOO HOOOO!!!!!!
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 18, 2012 06:48 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: TomH at January 18, 2012 06:49 PM (vAJ/g)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 06:50 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: John F. Kerry, Reportin' fer Dooty at January 18, 2012 06:50 PM (yQwq5)
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 18, 2012 10:48 PM (QNeKQ)
Damn, sounds like someone had a good day.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 18, 2012 06:50 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2012 10:44 PM (7utQ2)
Yeah, the Copper Basin 300. Sucks, because some mushers use that to qualify for the Iditarod, so now they have to try to get emergency entrance to the Yukon Quest, which isn't easy to do.
Man, I miss Alaska this time of year. Wisconsin has winter, but there's nothing to do but go bowling or get drunk or both.
Except at home, that is. In front of the fireplace. That part is still the same.
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 06:50 PM (hQX3k)
Robert *Likes* This.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:50 PM (F79HU)
Oh yes there is.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 10:49 PM (UR5vq)
+1
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 18, 2012 06:50 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: John F. Kerry, Reportin' fer Dooty at January 18, 2012 06:51 PM (yQwq5)
The Pacific Northwest was supposed to get hit
bad, but the initial predictions were scaled back - hope everyone in
that direction is well.
It's still a HISTORIC storm! Death and destruction! I'll be here live to bring the tragedy to your living rooms!
Posted by: Geraldo Cantore at January 18, 2012 06:51 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 06:51 PM (loM0R)
And I've been meaning to ask...Grimm requested this, yes? If so, he has excellent taste. But then again, you already knew this.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 18, 2012 06:52 PM (yh0zB)
Robert *Likes* This.
So does Tammy!!!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 06:52 PM (SsG4J)
The Pacific Northwest was supposed to get hit
bad, but the initial predictions were scaled back - hope everyone in
that direction is well.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 10:45 PM (UR5vq)
Look up some pictures from Valdez or Cordova this year. Even Anchorage is on the way to a record. Global warming, my aunt fannie.
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 06:53 PM (hQX3k)
Good evening good people. Today being a lazy one, I spent it dragging out all my fishing gear in the man cave. Got sidetracked and wound up tying dry flies all day.
This winter is a dud, so Spring can't arrive quick enough.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 18, 2012 06:54 PM (SAMxH)
Look up some pictures from Valdez
or Cordova this year. Even Anchorage is on the way to a record. Global
warming, my aunt fannie.
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 10:53 PM (hQX3k)
And in the meantime...no snow in Raleigh all year. Life is good.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 18, 2012 06:54 PM (yh0zB)
Snow?
Oh, you'll all get yours.
Not bloody likely. There has to be one remaining advantage to staying in California. Other than the pleasure of paying taxes, I mean.
Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2012 06:54 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: John F. Kerry, Reportin' fer Dooty at January 18, 2012 06:54 PM (yQwq5)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2012 06:54 PM (FIE/L)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Obama-boro (Old Brattleboro), Vermont at January 18, 2012 06:54 PM (Te1S8)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:52 PM (SsG4J)
2 People Like This
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:54 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 06:54 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 06:54 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Ray Krok at January 18, 2012 10:44 PM
I guess that's why I get this overwhelming urge to smear it in my hair every time I eat one.
How do you do it, I just can't fight the urge. But it feels so GOOD !!
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at January 18, 2012 06:54 PM (Y+DPZ)
Me, too. Just once. And I don't want to have to drive in or anything, just experience it for awhile.
Thor's North Dakota kin have had winters where the snow reached second story windows.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 06:54 PM (SsG4J)
Good to see you again!
Posted by: Yellow Snow at January 18, 2012 06:56 PM (Y+DPZ)
Finally, an explanation for the hair? Debbie, please look into some hair straightener. And plastic surgery. And honesty lessons.
Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2012 06:56 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 06:56 PM (bxiXv)
I kinda like the in-front-of-the-fireplace sport, myself....
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 06:56 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2012 10:54 PM (FIE/L)
Oh, don't get me started. I nearly got kicked out of my junior year in high school for all the Fridays I spent on that mountain. Lift tickets were $6 and if we were lucky, the avalanches would close the highway home and we would have to stay over another day. I spent several lovely New Years Eve's going from hot tub to hot tub in Girdwood with a bottle of champagne and a delightful attitude.
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 06:57 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:56 PM (bxiXv)
Yep. Notice? That one comment, and then...gone, like the wind.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 18, 2012 06:57 PM (yh0zB)
Didn't Tacoma ban the use of salt on roads so as not to pollute the ocean with salty water?
Posted by: Jimmah at January 18, 2012 06:57 PM (TMeYE)
How do you do it, I just can't fight the urge. But it feels so GOOD !!
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at January 18, 2012 10:54 PM (Y+DPZ)
Maam, I find you admirable. I didn't think Great White Sharks could remain alive in captivity for so long but you've proved them all wrong.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 06:57 PM (F79HU)
Bring in a real Marine to explain to her that she wasn't one.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 18, 2012 10:44 PM (PddVe)
i love grim's "you were never ever a marine... dont you EVER say that! you were ONLY EVER A FAILURE" lecture.
its like a verbal curbstomping. only saw it once. little douche richly deserved it. Even his Girlfriend agreed. She finished grims tirade with the i told you so "i told you never to tell these people you were a Marine."
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 18, 2012 06:57 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 06:57 PM (PEob2)
Can't get too worked up about the lack of snow, but all the plow guys are looking real pissed--which tickles me.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 18, 2012 06:58 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Capt. Francesco "Wrong Way" Schettino at January 18, 2012 06:58 PM (yQwq5)
The Pacific Northwest was supposed to get hit bad, but the initial predictions were scaled back - hope everyone in that direction is well.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 10:45 PM (UR5vq)
We were supposed to get 14" and got around 3" at my house. Olympia got about a foot I heard and the mountains got more of course but it was over hyped.
3" here though shuts pretty much everything down. The roads in Kirkland are still snowpacked but we only have one plow I think and they don't take it out in the snow.
Posted by: robtr at January 18, 2012 06:58 PM (MtwBb)
Yes, Parcheesi.
. Mental stimulation is far better than physical stimulation. Seriously, good for Gushie that Grim is safely home.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 06:58 PM (UR5vq)
That was Seattle, during the last big snowstorm, under a mayor who was quickly fired. Even wet hipsters figured out that that one didn't make any sense. Now they have salt.
Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2012 06:58 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 06:59 PM (loM0R)
snowmobiling, ice fishing, cross country skiing, snow shoeing. If you are bored give me a call I will help you think of things so I can vicariously enjoy winter through you.
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 10:54 PM (loM0R)
Not around here. The Soviet Socialist Republic of Madison can't even set decent cross country trails without lousing it up or asking for a "fee."
And ice fishing? That's really a guy thing. And it ain't about the fish. Honestly, how many farts in a small tent can one person stand?
Posted by: tcn at January 18, 2012 06:59 PM (hQX3k)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2012 07:00 PM (FIE/L)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 18, 2012 10:57 PM (yh0zB)
ONT.
Nookie.
ONT.
Nookie.
Tough call.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 07:00 PM (F79HU)
You're a brave man, sir, and your efforts are swoon worthy!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 07:00 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 18, 2012 07:00 PM (yh0zB)
Yep. Notice? That one comment, and then...gone, like the wind.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 18, 2012 10:57 PM (yh0zB)
heh. hes sleepin. but i gotta go wake him up in a sec. Tho youre right that i do have something to keep me busy now. but he will go back to bed and i will be on again later, unless i just cant wake him up for dinner..
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 18, 2012 07:01 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 10:58 PM (UR5vq)
About time Gushie got to try out her new D&D campaign.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 07:02 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 07:02 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2012 07:02 PM (FIE/L)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 10:59 PM (loM0R)
I'm a big fan of the Sniktbub but isn't that taking things a bit far?
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 07:03 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: First Officer Vinci "Goose" DeVito at January 18, 2012 07:04 PM (yQwq5)
YES! And a very decadent dessert at that!
Decadence, it's what's for dinner.
(Don't tell Dr K!)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 07:04 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 18, 2012 07:05 PM (j+Izh)
No. It's easy. Just watch me...
Posted by: capt. schettino at January 18, 2012 11:03 PM (sHY5w)
Good gravy but that's hilarious!
Okay, time to get ready for work.
Catch ya'l later!
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 07:05 PM (F79HU)
Seriously, good for Gushie that Grim is safely home.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 10:58 PM (UR5vq)
and i love parcheesi. glad you do too.
now i really do gots to wake up grimmy
Posted by: gushie goes ginger by request at January 18, 2012 07:05 PM (QNeKQ)
Posted by: Ickarus+ at January 18, 2012 07:05 PM (Sdl9x)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 11:04 PM (SsG4J)
FIFY
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 18, 2012 07:06 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 18, 2012 07:07 PM (yh0zB)
Hmm, Dennis Miller is on...
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 07:08 PM (E+E+p)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 18, 2012 07:08 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 07:08 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 07:09 PM (loM0R)
Kind of a shame that more attention isn't paid to all of you who so patiently wait for their men. Strikes me that burden is near as bad as on your end.
So God bless all of you who have borne that burden.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 18, 2012 07:10 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 07:10 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 18, 2012 07:11 PM (j+Izh)
Did you know there's a guy named Mel in Poughkeepsie who built a seaworthy ocean liner out of Twinkies wrappers?
Posted by: George Noory at January 18, 2012 07:11 PM (u5baE)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 07:11 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 07:13 PM (PEob2)
So God bless all of you who have borne that burden
This, x1000. I could not do it. I could not. I am more in awe of them, even, than their men, in many ways.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 07:13 PM (SsG4J)
On it.
Posted by: Francesco Schettino at January 18, 2012 07:14 PM (2IW5Q)
476The world is in a state of decline and only God will save us... I say.
----
He will come and fix the dumbocrats.
Posted by: Jimmah at January 18, 2012 07:14 PM (TMeYE)
yankeefifth, you mind yourself tickling them beasties. Mrs Fifth is probably pretty attached to all your appendages and soft, dangly bits.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 07:15 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 07:15 PM (bxiXv)
----
He will come and fix the dumbocrats.
You can't fix stupid. I should know.
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 18, 2012 07:16 PM (2IW5Q)
I wonder how much the Iranians actually value Assad, or is his value rapidly fading away?
Iran Suggests Muslim Brotherhood Government in Syria
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 07:16 PM (UR5vq)
Curious what opposition research looks like? Read John McCainÂ’s 2008 file on Mitt Romney. Personally I think Ace does a better job even when he is distracted by hobo-killing and Val-u-Rite.
Good God! I only made it through the part on Gun Control - folks how can ANYONE possibly be considering voting for this guy in the primary?
I'm calling it right now - if Mitt wins the nomination, he will lose to Obama. One would think it would be impossible for Obama to win based on his record, but Mitt's is just as bad - if not worse.
Posted by: blindside at January 18, 2012 07:18 PM (ajjwb)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 11:16 PM (SsG4J)
I sure hope not!
Posted by: Lucy at January 18, 2012 07:18 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 07:18 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jimmah at January 18, 2012 07:18 PM (TMeYE)
I'm calling it right now - if Mitt wins the nomination, he will lose to Obama. One would think it would be impossible for Obama to win based on his record, but Mitt's is just as bad - if not worse.
Posted by: blindside at January 18, 2012 11:18 PM (ajjwb)
Its not like we have a particularly strong field, but Romney is arguably the worst of the lot from a conservative perspective.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2012 07:18 PM (3aXbg)
Hey Iran, you gonna finish that cake?
The cake is a lie!!!
Posted by: Bashar "Not Doomed" Assad at January 18, 2012 07:19 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: joe wilson at January 18, 2012 07:19 PM (sHY5w)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 07:20 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 07:20 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 11:16 PM (SsG4J)
Speak for yourself.
Posted by: Peppermint Patty at January 18, 2012 07:20 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 07:21 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 07:22 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 11:20 PM (PEob2)
A strong case can be made that with the regular application of significant military force without concern for international opinion we could indeed close a lot of our military bases.
Unfortunately the people most eager to close said bases are least likely to let the military do its job of killing people and breaking things.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2012 07:22 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: The Dude at January 18, 2012 07:25 PM (M8yfa)
And this is a women-only issue because...why?
I don't know you, but you are speaking like a liberal, without reference to facts, and seeking out an identity group. Walk through each of these bases, talk about why they're there, what their continuing mission is, and why it's no longer important. Citing the sheer number appears like an attempt to avoid deep thought.
Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2012 07:25 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 11:25 PM (PEob2)
Wait, what? I haven't seen Barry around at all.
Posted by: Ted Kennedy from a Hot Spot in Hades at January 18, 2012 07:26 PM (3aXbg)
Bootylicious! Horse fly with bling named after Beyonce
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 07:26 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 07:26 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: TendStl at January 18, 2012 07:28 PM (AIt6E)
If it were not for the fact that I'm relatively certain I don't have any cousins married to Yankees living in NYC, I'd swear Mrs 5th and I were related!
Thor and I were out of town this weekend going through my late MIL's belongings with his brother, and then one of my younger brothers decided to up and have a quintuple bypass Monday. He had a little chest pain, and thought he'd better go to the ER; that alone was a miracle.
You are familiar, I'm sure,with high-strung, emotional Southerners, so you can imagine I have been a busy fielding phone calls from my aunt and uncle and the other 7 brothers, various cousins, aunties, etc.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 07:28 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 07:28 PM (UR5vq)
No. Pick a topic. I engaged because I lacked other interesting targets.
Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2012 07:29 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: bergerbioder at January 18, 2012 07:30 PM (8CpOJ)
Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2012 11:29 PM (2IW5Q)
So did I. Mea culpa. What's been going on in the world besides cowardly Italian cruise ship captains?
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 07:31 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: capt. schettino at January 18, 2012 11:32 PM (sHY5w)
Like you needed another one?
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 07:33 PM (yh0zB)
Well, there was this interesting take on Charles Murray's latest interesting book about the ramifications of cognitive stratification and government transfer payment programs, but I worry it's too intellectual for this time of night.
Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2012 07:34 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 07:35 PM (PEob2)
Other than the typical "we-are-all-royally-screwed" news? If you want to check in with Michelle O's food hypocrisy, here's a yarn:
First Lady Celebrates B-Day at Steakhouse Featuring $28 'Obama' Burger--Kobe Beef, Bacon, Cheese
Bon appetit, bitch.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 07:36 PM (UR5vq)
Signed up for one of the major dating sites and they have a question interface to try and match you up with other people.
The first few questions are bland enough and there are a lot of questions about marriage, sex, and drugs, and some VERY specific questions on the last two.
I guess this is a good thing. I certainly wouldn't want to waste time talking to a necrophiliac heroin addict, but, uh, is that something I should be worried about now that I'm single?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2012 07:36 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 07:37 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at January 18, 2012 07:37 PM (hRH92)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 07:37 PM (PEob2)
Well, if you don't want to hook up with one, NTTAWWT, you should worry about it, yes.
I question whether anyone is really that honest regarding those sorts of, er, quirks on a dating site, though.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 07:40 PM (SsG4J)
Yeah, the Keystone thing. That's certainly a happening. Are we just getting bored with anything the O-man does to completely screw our country, because we're used to it by now? I swear, I'm not sure I could come up with a single correct decision that the man has made outside the country of Pakistan and maybe Yemen.
Also, Biden hasn't said anything stupid lately. Is he locked in the Situation Room for the year?
Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2012 07:41 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 07:41 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 07:41 PM (yh0zB)
Maybe not, but his actions certainly speak as loudly as his words. Did you see that pick of him washing his ride in the White House driveway, shirtless and drinking beer like trailer trash??
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 07:42 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: bergerbioder at January 18, 2012 07:44 PM (8CpOJ)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 11:40 PM (SsG4J)
In theory they are matching you on it though. So I guess I can see the value in being honest.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2012 07:44 PM (3aXbg)
However, I question the propriety of the VPOTUS doing so in the driveway of the White House.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 07:44 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: derit at January 18, 2012 07:45 PM (FQlFL)
However, I question the propriety of the VPOTUS doing so in the driveway of the White House.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 11:44 PM (SsG4J)
It was the Onion. I'm pretty sure it was a parody.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 07:46 PM (yh0zB)
Surely not the necrophilia? That'd be difficult to find a match for!
But yes, I see what you mean.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 07:46 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 07:46 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Theresa at January 18, 2012 07:46 PM (xmOY4)
Oh, okay, than I am the idiot and I apologize to our VP. I thought it was pretty bad, even for him! I just scanned to link earlier, should have noticed the site it took me to! I done been pwned!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 07:48 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 07:48 PM (PEob2)
Seems to me that if you're admitting to necrophilia on a dating site, you're probably being honest. Anyway, would you want to take the risk?
Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2012 07:48 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2012 07:49 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Theresa at January 18, 2012 07:49 PM (xmOY4)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 07:50 PM (bxiXv)
Fergie there highlights some trends, ignores others, discusses cures without causes, and then wanders off into a field at the end and gets lost.
Somebody owes me six minutes.
Maybe me, perhaps, but I'm using "intellectual" not in the lefty sense of "went to the right colleges so everything he says is gold", but in the sense of "makes you think." It made me think, and apparently it made you think, too, but not in a good way.
Anyway, I think it's a really interesting topic, and if you get to the North Bay (California), I'd be happy to pay for your six minutes by buying you a beer and discussing the whole thing.
Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2012 07:52 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 07:55 PM (PEob2)
But yes, I see what you mean.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 11:46 PM (SsG4J)
Actually I kid, I can't actually post the question that gave me pause here or I'd face the rather of the Ewok.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2012 07:57 PM (3aXbg)
How? It's not like she's gonna talk.
And I only do analogies.
Posted by: ickarus the necrophiliac at January 18, 2012 07:57 PM (sHY5w)
LOL! I work in aerospace now, and used to work for a similar company. Some of my former coworkers went to SpaceX. I don't think any of them are still there, though.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 07:57 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 07:59 PM (PEob2)
Really? I think it's mostly the wimmenz that they come down on; the other 'ettes complain about it. It doesn't bother them when the guys get randy.
Maybe if we promise not to discuss it in detail?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 07:59 PM (SsG4J)
* The profanity
* The grammar
* They both bother me equally
* Neither one bothers me
Duh - I'll go with B.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2012 07:59 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 08:00 PM (bxiXv)
I missed all the Drudge excitement. Did anything happen?
An interview with Newt's ex-wife causes civil war at ABC for some reason? Maybe she said bad shit and crazy shit and they want to edit the crazy shit for her credability?
Posted by: Z Ryan at January 18, 2012 08:00 PM (tsC/8)
Not entirely true. I've seen some guys go way over the line but haven't said anything because it didn't seem worth it.
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 08:01 PM (E+E+p)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 08:01 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 18, 2012 08:01 PM (8CpOJ)
Posted by: Jordan at January 18, 2012 08:02 PM (RSG1I)
Biden: "San Francisco Giants on their way to the Super Bowl."
Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2012 08:03 PM (sHY5w)
The Giants are on their way to the Super Bowl.
-Joe Biden
This Bidenism was while speaking to a group of 49er fans in San Francisco today.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 18, 2012 08:03 PM (TkGkA)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 08:03 PM (PEob2)
Well, but you're not the type that is going to get all snotted up about it anyway!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 08:03 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 08:03 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2012 11:49 PM (GULKT)
That trailer was so incoherent and so wrong...and why the hell is Michelle Rodriguez in it? She died in the first movie!
Damn you Paul W.S. Anderson... damn you all the way to Hell!
At least RE: Damnation is due out sometime soon.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 08:04 PM (UR5vq)
OMG, I almost feel sorry for him!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 08:04 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 08:05 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 08:05 PM (bxiXv)
True, but sometimes the way they talk about women make me wonder if there aren't serious mommy issues involved.
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 08:06 PM (E+E+p)
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 18, 2012 08:07 PM (C4vnc)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 08:07 PM (loM0R)
My guess is that the staff at MCCG is wishing I was that sea of calm in their waiting room, lol! The majority of the family has descended upon them.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 08:07 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Rum at January 19, 2012 12:06 AM (E+E+p)
I must have missed all of that, there hasn't been anything that I've seen for a while on the ONT. Of course, I haven't been here as much lately as I used to be either.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 08:08 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 19, 2012 12:01 AM (8CpOJ)
You'd be surprised.
Posted by: Dracula at January 18, 2012 08:09 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2012 12:07 AM (C4vnc)
Wait, they were redirecting today? No-Script...I LOVE YOU MAN.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2012 08:09 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 18, 2012 08:10 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: epobirs at January 18, 2012 08:10 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Mysterical Mindy, hysterical Protestant at January 18, 2012 08:10 PM (YY2DK)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 08:10 PM (bxiXv)
OMG, I almost feel sorry for him!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 19, 2012 12:04 AM (SsG4J)
Sheriff Joe would be thankful for your concern because you're the only sane person in America who feels sorry for him. Well, maybe his wife Dr. Jill Biden feels the same way. Doctor Jill Biden? If she's never palpated a prostate, she isn't a doctor.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 18, 2012 08:11 PM (TkGkA)
I myself would never dream of composing a long sentence, especially not one with too many commas and inappropriate usage of semi-colons.
I like the concept of private launch companies. Expensive, though. And hard to compete with foreign companies who are subsidized by their governments.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 08:11 PM (SsG4J)
Unfortunately I can't answer "it depends on the number of cups involved"
Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2012 08:12 PM (3aXbg)
This is just too hilarious! I know a lot of rabid 49er fans in CA, having lived near SF for about 18 years that I'm dying laughing at how mad it must have made them. What a doofus McGoofus.
Posted by: Theresa at January 18, 2012 08:12 PM (xmOY4)
Imagine you have a significant other who reveals they have a video tape of a sexual encounter from a prior relationship and offers to show it to you. Would you want to see it?
Of course not, filmed sex is just so yucky.
Posted by: Jenna Jameson at January 18, 2012 08:14 PM (TkGkA)
True, but sometimes the way they talk about women make me wonder if there aren't serious mommy issues involved.
Posted by: Rum at January 19, 2012 12:06 AM (E+E+p)
There are always serious mommy issues involved....
Hi, Rum!
Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2012 08:14 PM (kaalw)
I dunno about that. Even China has stated it can't compete with SpaceX's prices.
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 18, 2012 08:14 PM (C4vnc)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 08:14 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2012 12:12 AM (3aXbg)
Geez. People should know that bedroom activity is not something to be photographed/videotaped or recorded in any way other than in the minds of the people participating, if only to protect yourself down the road from these kind of situations.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 08:14 PM (UR5vq)
I dunno, it doesn't phase me anymore.
Hey, when are you moving the Skinemax collection to DVD?
Posted by: Some Ghost at January 18, 2012 08:16 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 18, 2012 08:17 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Rum at January 19, 2012 12:06 AM (E+E+p)
What makes me scratch my head is when they start talking about all women who end up fleecing them. I'm pretty sure the women started off immediately hittin' 'em up for money or goods, but it was okay then. But they always seem so surprised that it continues!
Well, sure, GGE, because I am behaving! I've kind of figured out a little better to filter what I ask about, etc. I think BeBe pointed out that I shouldn't get personal about things, for one thing. (Which I should have known anyway.)
epobirs, no, it was a company that was partially owned by Boeing.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 08:17 PM (SsG4J)
People should know that bedroom activity is not something to be photographed/videotaped or recorded in any way
Where were you when I needed you?
Posted by: Paris Hilton at January 18, 2012 08:17 PM (TkGkA)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 08:17 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 08:19 PM (bxiXv)
People should know that bedroom activity is not something to be photographed/videotaped or recorded in any way
Nonsense! It's what made me rich and famous. And a slut!
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at January 18, 2012 08:19 PM (TkGkA)
Posted by: Paris Hilton at January 19, 2012 12:17 AM (TkGkA)
You were high on coke and/or your own arrogance.
Thankfully, you're not so prominently displayed in the tabloids anymore.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 08:20 PM (UR5vq)
Later roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 18, 2012 08:22 PM (yh0zB)
Well, they haven't successfully launched any of the higher priced things, have they? Maybe they have, I have been out of the loop for awhile. I thought the only successful thing so far was a low orbit sat? Orbiting, not geostationery?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 08:24 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 18, 2012 08:24 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 08:25 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 08:26 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 08:26 PM (bxiXv)
Heh, the Russians use kerosene, and some other very simple ingredient which escapes me at the moment, but it's soooo much cheaper. And greener, as it turns out, not that they care about that.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 08:28 PM (SsG4J)
Vodka?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2012 08:29 PM (sHY5w)
A ounce of prevention is always worth a pound of cure.
Ever watch European Vacation?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 18, 2012 08:29 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 08:29 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: Theresa at January 18, 2012 08:30 PM (xmOY4)
OH hell no, they'd never waste wodka on such a trivial matter as launching when kero does the same thing!
Ever watch European Vacation?
That is the one Vacation movie I just can't get through. I love the others.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 08:31 PM (SsG4J)
DOG RESCUE!
I wonder if at the end, hyperthermia was setting in or if he knew he was in good hands.
Posted by: François Villon at January 18, 2012 08:32 PM (LVdhO)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 18, 2012 08:34 PM (j+Izh)
No new videos lately. Space has been pretty quiet lately around us.
Oh there was one that Test did a few days ago that I liked. http://tinyurl.com/79xcpr4 1080 full screen natch. There is music, so might want to turn the volume down to not stir Thor
Posted by: Zakn at January 18, 2012 08:36 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 18, 2012 08:37 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 08:38 PM (SsG4J)
Liquid oxygen as oxidizer, and liquid hydrogen, kerosene, etc. as fuel. Useful rocket fuel isn't really that exotic, or expensive. The idea that rocket fuel is some bizarre pricy mix of weird-ass chemicals comes from the hypergolics (shit you just mix together and it burns) they used in ICBMs for a while, before switching to solids.
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 18, 2012 08:39 PM (C4vnc)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at January 18, 2012 08:39 PM (4qU0l)
No new videos lately.
Well what the hell good are ya then????
(I kid, I kid!)Have you intimidated WhIte Noise away altogether??
I will check out the vid while everyone prepares for the Suul Stealing, thank you!
Hey, Theresa!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 08:39 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: S Daniel at January 18, 2012 08:40 PM (fM4AU)
Posted by: Theresa at January 18, 2012 08:41 PM (xmOY4)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at January 18, 2012 08:41 PM (4qU0l)
I don't know whats going on with those dudes. It's Russians, so who knows. Test was leading the assault in Vale until Raiden and White Noise WTFBBQ'd them. It was quite comical, as most things with Test are.
Posted by: Zakn at January 18, 2012 08:42 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 08:42 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 18, 2012 08:43 PM (j+Izh)
DOG RESCUE!
I wonder if at the end, hyperthermia was setting in or if he knew he was in good hands.
Posted by: François Villon at January 19, 2012 12:32 AM (LVdhO)
Dammit, I'm so allergic that my eyes started watering halfway through.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2012 08:44 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Miss80s at January 18, 2012 08:44 PM (d6QMz)
Posted by: Zakn at January 18, 2012 08:45 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 19, 2012 12:39 AM (PEob2)
Perhaps it's your latest shade of lipstick.
Posted by: Arbalest at January 18, 2012 08:45 PM (p13nH)
Posted by: Paris Hilton at January 19, 2012 12:17 AM (TkGkA)
You were high on coke and/or your own arrogance. Thankfully, you're not so prominently displayed in the tabloids anymore.
The Founding Sisters of the Stupid Spoiled Whore Club have succumbed to age, drugs, and stupidity.
Paris, Slutney, and Lindsey have been overtaken by Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, & Katy Perry
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 08:46 PM (Y+DPZ)
The video was sweeeet! Do you mean comical in a snarky way?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 08:46 PM (SsG4J)
Aren't those the ingredients for Lucky Charms?
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 18, 2012 08:47 PM (C4vnc)
Posted by: Rum at January 19, 2012 12:23 AM (E+E+p)
She said it was sweet of you to think of her and says "hi" back.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2012 08:47 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: S Daniel at January 18, 2012 08:47 PM (fM4AU)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 18, 2012 08:47 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 08:47 PM (PEob2)
She gave me Stitch pins. She's my new best friend.
Posted by: Rum at January 18, 2012 08:48 PM (E+E+p)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 08:48 PM (bxiXv)
Think your 5 million dollar secret donor can make that go away?
Get Allstate and protect yourself from Mayhem .... like me
Posted by: Allstate Mayhem Guy at January 18, 2012 08:50 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at January 18, 2012 08:51 PM (4qU0l)
Posted by: Patty Murcokeski at January 18, 2012 08:51 PM (Ux2CC)
You still need F.
Project Orion FTW!
Imagine a time when we could even speculate about something like that.
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 18, 2012 08:53 PM (C4vnc)
We have a different perspective on that
Posted by: The Donner Party at January 18, 2012 08:55 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 08:55 PM (bxiXv)
Good, cuz I really liked that video!
WTG, Berger!
Excellent Mayhem Guy scenario, kb!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 08:55 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at January 18, 2012 08:55 PM (4qU0l)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 18, 2012 08:56 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 10:46 PM
Yeh, Hitler said that too
Posted by: Germans on the Russian Front in 1941 at January 18, 2012 08:56 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 08:56 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jornolist at January 18, 2012 08:57 PM (ToMvD)
Deep snow pack is good for preserving leftovers.
Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2012 08:57 PM (Lpgtj)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 08:57 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at January 18, 2012 08:57 PM (4qU0l)
Socialists eventually run out of other peoples mass
Posted by: T'hatcher at January 18, 2012 08:58 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 08:59 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 08:59 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at January 18, 2012 09:00 PM (4qU0l)
No wonder you're miserable all the time. You're typing with one hand all the time, and it's missing a few fingers
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 09:00 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 09:01 PM (PEob2)
Comment 7 still cracks me up, and it's been a month.
Posted by: Zakn at January 18, 2012 09:01 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 18, 2012 09:02 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Germans on the Russian Front in 1941 at January 19, 2012 12:56 AM (Y+DPZ)
Hey guys!
Posted by: Some Napoleonic French Zombie at January 18, 2012 09:02 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 09:03 PM (bxiXv)
She's a gay icon like Judy Garland, Bette Midler, and Madonna
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 09:04 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at January 18, 2012 09:04 PM (4qU0l)
Posted by: Jornolist at January 18, 2012 09:04 PM (ToMvD)
Hmmm...
Someone should tell her the flowbee thing isn't working out for her.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2012 09:05 PM (3aXbg)
Einstein did the math. Someone else has to do the basic work. Caked chems ain't doing it, sloshy will maybe get you near the moon, gotta be something better.
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at January 19, 2012 01:00 AM (4qU0l)
This looks like a job for ... Solar Power!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2012 09:05 PM (4q5tP)
She's a gay icon like Judy Garland, Bette Midler, and Madonna
Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2012 01:04 AM (Y+DPZ)
Ah hem...
Posted by: President Precedent at January 18, 2012 09:06 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 19, 2012 01:03 AM (bxiXv)
Nom nom nom nom nom!
Posted by: The Galactic Core at January 18, 2012 09:07 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 09:08 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at January 18, 2012 09:09 PM (4qU0l)
The "why are we doing this" rant made me laugh, as did the Michael Bolton stuff. Thor HATES Michael Bolton.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:09 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jornolist at January 18, 2012 09:09 PM (ToMvD)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 09:11 PM (PEob2)
Drinks
Frozen Marguerita
Rob Roy
Jack Daniels
Ruben Sandwich
Ladyfingers
Franks
Fettuccini Alfredo
Eggs Benedict
Graham crackers
Posted by: The Donner Party at January 18, 2012 09:11 PM (Y+DPZ)
I wore stompy boots!
Oooh, that would be fun! Have you ever asked her???
Journo, don't be scaring me with fancy words like Propectus. Just tell me where to look!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:12 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 09:12 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jornolist at January 18, 2012 09:13 PM (ToMvD)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:14 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 18, 2012 09:14 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 09:14 PM (bxiXv)
I ask her all the time. She wants nothing to do with snowshoes.
Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2012 09:16 PM (Lpgtj)
Posted by: Jornolist at January 18, 2012 09:17 PM (ToMvD)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 09:17 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 09:17 PM (bxiXv)
You need to design some attractive ones for her. Do they still look like tennis rackets?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:17 PM (SsG4J)
Maybe because my insurance is through Far-mer's- bum-da-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum.
Posted by: Theresa at January 18, 2012 09:18 PM (xmOY4)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 19, 2012 01:14 AM (SsG4J)
Nada. Maybe it helps to be with State Farm.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 09:19 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 18, 2012 09:19 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2012 09:19 PM (4q5tP)
"Alferd Packer, you voracious man-eatin' son of a bitch! There was only seven Democrats in Hinsdale County and you ate five of them!"
- judge passing sentence on Packer on conviction of manslaughter and cannibalism
Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2012 09:20 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 09:21 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: Theresa at January 19, 2012 01:18 AM (xmOY4)
I love the fact that the bald guy that comes out in those Farmer's ads played a brutal white supremacist on the HBO series, Oz. Every time I see him I'm like, you're the evil Nazi guy!
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 09:21 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jornolist at January 18, 2012 09:21 PM (ToMvD)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:21 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 09:24 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 09:24 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: Jornolist at January 18, 2012 09:26 PM (ToMvD)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:26 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 09:27 PM (digkk)
If November sees a contest between Romney and Obama, America is over. Done. Finished. Nice while it lasted, time for the collapse of socialism into anarchy and the new barbarism.
Sharpen your sword.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 18, 2012 09:27 PM (i0App)
Posted by: Jornolist at January 18, 2012 09:27 PM (ToMvD)
Posted by: EBL at January 18, 2012 09:28 PM (UwxZ1)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at January 18, 2012 09:28 PM (4qU0l)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 09:29 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Ickarus at January 18, 2012 09:29 PM (PEob2)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 09:32 PM (bxiXv)
The only similar thing I can think of is that one where they go through and identify various things and also I think the same company has that one with the fake car/house/boat hybrid.
Is that Farmers?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:33 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 09:33 PM (digkk)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:34 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 01:27 AM (KZLoo)
Any snow bunnies around?
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 09:34 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 09:35 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at January 18, 2012 09:35 PM (4qU0l)
Jack
Daniels Fishing Story
I
went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw
a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed
him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed
my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes
rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and
carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more
frogs.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:35 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Zakn at January 18, 2012 09:36 PM (zyaZ1)
Family matters, basically are what has kept me away. I missed the joint!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:36 PM (SsG4J)
So was skippy italio trying to power slide the cruise ship or just proving they shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel of anything.. what a douche,
Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 09:37 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 09:37 PM (digkk)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at January 18, 2012 09:38 PM (4qU0l)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 09:39 PM (digkk)
All right, time for me to get to bed. Have fun, all, and next time, somebody please remember to dump the ashtrays.
Posted by: Theresa at January 18, 2012 09:40 PM (xmOY4)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:40 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 09:42 PM (digkk)
I'm going to be in the Valley end of this month.
I am leaving for Arkansas on the 23rd...
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:42 PM (SsG4J)
They haven't acclimated yet Robert,,
Hey MissT,, yes with my winter coat returned I'm good to well below zero... seat heater frying my ass don't hurt either..
Hey Zak,, yeah we had 40mph'ers yesterday, drives the cold right through you..
Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 09:42 PM (KZLoo)
Hey Gypsea. if you don't mind me asking, what's your experience with the fiddle been so far?
I ask because I'm working on bringing an old violin back to life right now and can't wait to start learning.
Posted by: ErikW at January 18, 2012 09:43 PM (VJf6R)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 09:43 PM (digkk)
I have come to appreciate those. My FIL has them in his truck.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:45 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 09:45 PM (digkk)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 09:45 PM (bxiXv)
It wouldn't bother me so much if my actions were clearer. So long as it stays dry and has freezes, I shouldn't really water outside -- it'll just freeze. And if it warms and rains, I shouldn't need to water. But plants are stressing.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2012 09:46 PM (kaalw)
Well, that's cool! You and Berserker should talk.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:47 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 09:48 PM (digkk)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:49 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at January 18, 2012 09:49 PM (4qU0l)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 09:50 PM (digkk)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 09:50 PM (loM0R)
"There are two levels of playing violin, Master and crap."
But I have to tell you, I'm liking it.
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 19, 2012 01:45 AM (digkk)
Oops, sorry I misspelled your name the first time.
I'm not too worried about the level I might or might not achieve, I just want to be able to do some front porch fiddlin' that sounds good.
What kind of music are you looking to play?
Posted by: ErikW at January 18, 2012 09:50 PM (VJf6R)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:51 PM (SsG4J)
Pure gold when it's cold.. the euros started putting them in 20 years ago as a safety item, keeping the body relaxed so it can react. I wouldn't be without one.
Nice on the fishing story,, it was a hoot
Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 09:52 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:52 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 09:53 PM (loM0R)
Well, that's cool! You and Berserker should talk.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 19, 2012 01:47 AM (SsG4J)
Yea, Berserker is the guy. He works/repairs guitars. Knows his stuff.
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 19, 2012 01:48 AM (digkk)
Really! I see him around on occassion but I don't think I've actually talked to him.
I play guitar too but if he's a luthier, I'd be embarrassed to tell him what my guitar is...
Posted by: ErikW at January 18, 2012 09:53 PM (VJf6R)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 09:53 PM (digkk)
I bring plenty of them back to life, except if I take a bow to them they wish they were dead. lol
Posted by: Berserker at January 18, 2012 09:54 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 09:54 PM (digkk)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 09:54 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 09:56 PM (loM0R)
Doesn't that sound just exactly like the sort of pussified, holier than thou thing the Euros would come up with for a reason, though?? God forbid they just do it cuz you don't want to sit on a cold seat due to the fact that it's, ya know, uncomfortable.
And I get drowsy when I get all warm and toasty, so I'd probably crash quicker!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 09:56 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 09:56 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 09:56 PM (digkk)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 09:58 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Laura Castellano at January 18, 2012 09:58 PM (fuw6p)
Posted by: Berserker at January 18, 2012 09:58 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 09:59 PM (digkk)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 09:59 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 19, 2012 01:53 AM (digkk)
Oh, I enjoy the challenge. I'm excited to have a new instrument I can learn!
Posted by: ErikW at January 18, 2012 10:00 PM (VJf6R)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 18, 2012 10:01 PM (j+Izh)
Mine must be antiques!
Leather is some cold shit in the winter.
And sweaty in the summer. We used to have a leather sofa, and I hated that thing.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:01 PM (SsG4J)
Works great solo, but if you have a lady friend, it's waaay to much cover. Even if you have a window open and its -10 outside.
Posted by: Zakn at January 18, 2012 10:02 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Berserker at January 19, 2012 01:54 AM (FMbng)
Heh, I hear that you're the man to talk to when it comes to stringed instruments.
And let's not worry about quality of sound yet, if you please!
Posted by: ErikW at January 18, 2012 10:03 PM (VJf6R)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 10:03 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 10:04 PM (digkk)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:05 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Scott (My real name) at January 18, 2012 10:06 PM (4qU0l)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 10:08 PM (digkk)
The last down comforter I had was fucking lightweight compared to this thing. Used it year round with the ex.
I have a queen bed. I want some snuggle
Posted by: Zakn at January 18, 2012 10:09 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:10 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 18, 2012 10:10 PM (JKNDp)
I have given up watching the news. I just cannot take it anymore. I don't even go in any thread here except the ONT, for the most part.
If the Mayan thing happens this year, I hope it makes the ONT because I will never know otherwise.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:10 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 19, 2012 01:49 AM (SsG4J)
We're in the SF bay area of California, but I grew up around LA, so were always pushing the barriers of what can grow here. We've got jacaranda in the ground and bamboo in pots and roses that don't know to go dormant and mints that are pretending they're dead. It's a bunch of everything.
The orchids and "orchid cactus" are mainly in popup greenhouses until spring -- the trick is to maintain their humidity (leave doors open) and temperature (leave doors closed).
Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2012 10:12 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 10:12 PM (digkk)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 10:14 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 18, 2012 10:15 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:15 PM (bxiXv)
I have given up watching the news. I just cannot take it anymore. I don't even go in any thread here except the ONT, for the most part.
If the Mayan thing happens this year, I hope it makes the ONT because I will never know otherwise.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 19, 2012 02:10 AM (SsG4J)
I've done the same thing. I generally avoid political topics around here anymore because it's the same shit over and over.
That's why I jump in when a ship wrecks (as tragic as that is) or music is being discussed. Something different to talk about.
Posted by: ErikW at January 18, 2012 10:15 PM (VJf6R)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:15 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 02:12 AM (ufJKx)
Well, not really.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 10:16 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 10:16 PM (digkk)
Thor has to have a king to fit comfortably. Maybe it's a mental thing, because I think the length is the same as queen, but he's so big, he does need plenty of room.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:17 PM (SsG4J)
Yep MissT,, they be all over the safety but let the muzzies run rampid....go figure
Hey B'er,, yeah the heater are almost needed if you got leather,, at least to prolong it from cracking when it's frozen..you have a 3 or 4 setting switch?
Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 10:17 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 19, 2012 02:10 AM (JKNDp)
It was ABC, but yeah -- and they hate Rethuglicans with the heat of a thousand suns but it's a giant nothingburger and the rumor is more poison than the interview.......
How to maximize the damage?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2012 10:17 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 10:18 PM (digkk)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:18 PM (bxiXv)
They probably think it falls under the fantasy genre. After all, these ARE the same dolts that canceled SG-1, so who knows what demented shit is coursing through their lizard brains?
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 18, 2012 10:18 PM (IS/K1)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 10:19 PM (digkk)
waddit I miss?
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 02:12 AM (ufJKx)
The usual.
Did you ever do a "proof-of-concept" with those two keyboards?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2012 10:19 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 18, 2012 10:19 PM (JKNDp)
I thought it was chicken McNuggets?
cthulu, do you mean epiphilums? (SP?) I have a friend who loves those! We go tot he show at the LA Arboretum every year. Did you ever go tot hte orchid house there?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:19 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 19, 2012 02:18 AM (bxiXv)
I never watched it until I bought it on DVD last year. I got through season two but stopped watching after my first kidney stone. I really need to start watching it again. Man, that show kicked ass.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 10:20 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 10:20 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 10:20 PM (digkk)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:21 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 18, 2012 10:21 PM (IS/K1)
Hey, jc! Night ODan...sleep good!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:22 PM (SsG4J)
Kinda sad, they showed up to occupy congress and realized the democrats had already beat them to it.
I'm tired but I do have enough energy to steal that and post it to my FB page.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 18, 2012 10:23 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:25 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 10:25 PM (loM0R)
There have been more kidney stones? I'm sorry, that is sooooo painful
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:26 PM (SsG4J)
Did you ever do a "proof-of-concept" with those two keyboards?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 19, 2012 02:19 AM (kaalw)
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I read the owner's manuals pretty carefully and I think I am good to go. If I have read it correctly all I have to do is get my channel assignments right.
I haven't made a purchase yet. I really want to get my fingers on a board b4 I buy one, and it turns out the one I have been looking at (Nord) doesn't have a local distributor. So I am succeeding in fretting and fussing but not much else so far.
Posted by: jc at January 18, 2012 10:26 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:26 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 10:26 PM (loM0R)
Do tell?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:27 PM (SsG4J)
Of course killing off the Asgard was completely fracking retarded, and they should have been featured much more heavily in prior years too.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 18, 2012 10:28 PM (IS/K1)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 10:28 PM (digkk)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 10:28 PM (loM0R)
Did you ever do a "proof-of-concept" with those two keyboards?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 19, 2012 02:19 AM (kaalw)
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I
read the owner's manuals pretty carefully and I think I am good to go.
If I have read it correctly all I have to do is get my channel
assignments right.
I haven't made a purchase
yet. I really want to get my fingers on a board b4 I buy one, and it
turns out the one I have been looking at (Nord) doesn't have a local
distributor. So I am succeeding in fretting and fussing but not much
else so far.
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 02:26 AM (ufJKx)
Unfortunately, no matter what it says in the manuals -- or online -- experimentation is key. Fortunately, for what you're talking about, you can do your experiments with just a midi cable once you have both keyboards.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 18, 2012 10:30 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:30 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 10:30 PM (digkk)
Is it possible to get a movie on blu with just one copy of the movie and maybe some extra features?
Why in the holy hell do I want three fooking copies of the same movie?
"But Robert, there's a one disc version on blu..." Yes, Yes, I am aware but it has none of the making of features which are most excellent and quite in depth. This is the only version with any of the making of features. The price of this edition is better than it was a month ago but good gawd why the overkill? 3D/blu/dvd/digitalcopy/vhs/beta/8mm good grief!
Also? FUCK 3D!
Even though I thought the theatrical 3D release was pretty good.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 10:30 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:31 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 10:31 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 10:31 PM (digkk)
The BBC's Sherlock works primarily because the producers are such great fans of the novels and due to the casting and quality of the productions. It is unlikely that CBS would put as much time and effort into it and making Holmes an American is a terrible idea. If they want another detective drama, they should try for something different.
Posted by: Miss80s at January 18, 2012 10:32 PM (d6QMz)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 19, 2012 02:26 AM (SsG4J)
I had one at the beginning of June and one at the end of August. It were teh suck.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 10:33 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 10:33 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Zakn at January 18, 2012 10:34 PM (zyaZ1)
Hot Italian, sweet Italian, but NOT cowardly Italian.
I didn't think they came in that flavor, frankly.
All the ones I know are pretty darn macho. I keep thinking of that contractor the muzzies got, who tore his blindfold off and told them he'd show them how an Italian died.
This captain was not made of the same stuff.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:35 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 19, 2012 02:31 AM (digkk)
What kind of plant would a giant nerd be, I wonder?
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 10:35 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:36 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 10:37 PM (digkk)
Hot and sweet is a devastating combination. My mouth is watering now!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:37 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Berserker at January 18, 2012 10:37 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:38 PM (bxiXv)
Hot Italian, sweet Italian, but NOT cowardly Italian.
I didn't think they came in that flavor, frankly.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 19, 2012 02:35 AM (SsG4J)
LOL! Okay, that was funny.
And yeah, Mr. Schettino has turned out to be a coward and a liar.
Tripped into a lifeboat my ass.
Posted by: ErikW at January 18, 2012 10:39 PM (VJf6R)
Might be the first time he faced actual death, though, and in all fairness, I don't suppose any of us really knows how we'd react. I mean, does a captain of a cruise ship really ever think he's going to fucking sink???
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:39 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Berserker at January 18, 2012 10:40 PM (FMbng)
He was more like the captain of our sinking ship.. arrogant prick who doesn't really give a fuck...and doesn't take responsibility...
Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 10:40 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 10:40 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:41 PM (bxiXv)
I bet it is!!! Now we got us a High Italian to go along with the rest of them!
Whatcha working on, Lacquer Man?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:41 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Berserker at January 18, 2012 10:41 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 10:41 PM (digkk)
Did you see Idiocracy?
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 19, 2012 02:38 AM (digkk)
===
I thought it was a surprisingly bad movie given how spot on all the concepts are. I don't even really know what it was that didn't appeal to me. I loved all the story lines.
Posted by: jc at January 18, 2012 10:42 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:43 PM (bxiXv)
I'm telling you, I gave up on the news, and the one article I did read was a parody!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:43 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 10:44 PM (digkk)
Whatcha working on, Lacquer Man?""
I just put the last coat of clear on the neck of the gibson dove. Glad to be done with that sucker.
Posted by: Berserker at January 18, 2012 10:44 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 10:45 PM (loM0R)
True, but once that cold water starts easing up your legs, a person might panic.
One would think that he'd have prior military experience, though, which should certainly have prepared him.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:45 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 10:46 PM (digkk)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:46 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 19, 2012 02:38 AM (digkk)
Nope! I really should.
Over 220 episodes and two additional movies await you!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 19, 2012 02:41 AM (bxiXv)
Dude, I got to get out of the house at some time or another!
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 10:47 PM (4ixH5)
Unfortunately, no matter what it says in the manuals -- or online -- experimentation is key. Fortunately, for what you're talking about, you can do your experiments with just a midi cable once you have both keyboards.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 19, 2012 02:30 AM (kaalw)
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thanks for your help. it is appreciated. the keys are so much fun and I am looking forward to some new sound adventures.
Posted by: jc at January 18, 2012 10:47 PM (ufJKx)
Oh, awesome!!!! And it has all held together still. Wow, the owner is gonna be so stoked. What was it you said, balls in his neck?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:47 PM (SsG4J)
He should be thinking and have a plan or not be a captain..
Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 10:47 PM (KZLoo)
How are the vocals coming along?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:48 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 19, 2012 02:45 AM (loM0R)
Yeppers! I know the last season was like a mini-Farscape reunion.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 10:48 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 10:49 PM (loM0R)
Oh, I'm sure he had a plan, but he obviously lacks courage.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:49 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Berserker at January 19, 2012 02:41 AM (FMbng)
I'm not a player quite yet but I have an inexpensive student model that I think was made in the 60's by a Hungarian gent whose name I'm not even going to attempt to pronounce.
Posted by: ErikW at January 18, 2012 10:50 PM (VJf6R)
Romania has been making some pretty good violins over the last few years. I got my father a romanian one a few years ago when he had a passing interest....very passing. I wanted to let him use one of the old ones I fixed that I ended up with, but he didn't want to be responsible for it.
Posted by: Berserker at January 18, 2012 10:50 PM (FMbng)
Nah, cuz then he'd have gone right back up into the ship.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:50 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:51 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 10:52 PM (digkk)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:53 PM (bxiXv)
So, Captain Short-Pants is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure?
Yes indeedy Mero,, the resemblance is uncanny. He blew his man card big time..
Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 10:53 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:55 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 19, 2012 02:53 AM (bxiXv)
If he ever gets out of jail.
Posted by: ErikW at January 18, 2012 10:55 PM (VJf6R)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:55 PM (SsG4J)
How are the vocals coming along?
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 19, 2012 02:48 AM (SsG4J)
===
A few of the neighborhood dogs committed suicide, and some of the cats shoved a lot of snow in their ears. When the pet owners were telling me about it I had to work really hard at to not give myself away. I have repainted where most of the paint pealed off. Other than that, it has been peachy.
I think a lot of people can relate to hearing their own voice on an answering machine or something and realizing they don't really know what they sound like to other people. I am having a time trying to come to grips with what I sound like and find things that fit me. My guitar player says I sound like that guy from the Matrix who keeps saying "Mr. Anderson". So imagine him singing and you get the general idea.
Posted by: jc at January 18, 2012 10:56 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 10:56 PM (digkk)
Please, it's freaking Europe, he might not even GO to jail.
Although I guess the Italians have some pretty brutal DAs!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 10:57 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 10:57 PM (bxiXv)
In his throat. lol
Well that actually was a different dude. This was the Gibson Dove with the headstock that was ripped off. The owner hasn't seen it yet. I don't think he was expecting it to survive it was so bad. Its been apart 25 years, but now it lives. It looks great, the neck was sanded down and had no finish on it at all, probably from the 1st break, but I restored the original cherry color and gave it a finish, and I used an ambered clear to give the old looking aged tint to the neck binding, so it matched the body binding. It makes it look as though the neck was never striped. The sucker is strong, and I was able to hide the break lines.
Posted by: Berserker at January 18, 2012 10:58 PM (FMbng)
If he ever gets out of jail.
Posted by: ErikW at January 19, 2012 02:55 AM (VJf6R)
It's Europe. The penalty for 25 counts of manslaughter is a stern talking to.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 10:59 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 10:59 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 18, 2012 11:00 PM (digkk)
OMG, jc lol!!! I have never seen Matrix, so I don't have a way to judge your comment, but I am quite sure you sound just fine! .
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 11:00 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 02:56 AM (ufJKx)
Say, you wouldn't, uh, happen to, uh, have any, uh, red pills by chance?
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 11:01 PM (4ixH5)
Please, it's freaking Europe, he might not even GO to jail.
True that, I forgot that he's already been released on house arrest.
Posted by: ErikW at January 18, 2012 11:02 PM (VJf6R)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 11:02 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 19, 2012 03:00 AM (SsG4J)
You're dead to me.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 11:02 PM (4ixH5)
Yeah and he's not American so they really won't be pushing it.. I was reading blurbs on my sailing site which said as little as 3mos to 3 yrs IF they wanted to convict..
Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 11:02 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 11:03 PM (loM0R)
Oooooo, nice touch! I had the right instrument, wrong dude!
This must have been one of your most satisfying jobs. To take something that beat up and broken for so long, and make it probably better than what it was originally.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 11:03 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 11:05 PM (loM0R)
Seriously, guys, ya'll ain't fighting under UN command here.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 11:06 PM (4ixH5)
Okay, I am going to have to declare Thread Winner here.......rolled over like a RINO before Obamacare, I'm howling!!!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 11:06 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 11:07 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 11:07 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 11:10 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Berserker at January 18, 2012 11:11 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 11:11 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 19, 2012 03:10 AM (loM0R)
Preach it!
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 11:11 PM (4ixH5)
Which is a polite way of saying I'm jabbering again!
ops:Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 11:12 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 19, 2012 03:07 AM (SsG4J)
Maybe jawing a little...
What? No, no, not at all dear.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 11:12 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 19, 2012 03:07 AM (bxiXv)
“Is this what the black community has to show for its 95% support of the Democratic Party?”
==
Yep. That's the thanks you get.
I think the universe may be built on irony. One of the biggest ironies is the unthinking allegiance of black America to the slavery party. A companion irony is the amount of money and support jews give the slavery party.
Sometimes I wonder if the message, "our people came from slaves" is strangely mistranslated into "slavery is just wonderful." As dumb as that sounds, I just can't think of any other explanation.
Posted by: jc at January 18, 2012 11:13 PM (ufJKx)
Berserker, the sounding post came loose and I managed to rattle it out through an f-hole.
Does that take a special tool to replace?
Posted by: ErikW at January 18, 2012 11:15 PM (VJf6R)
Preach it!
Posted by: Robert at January 19, 2012 03:11 AM (4ixH5)
==
I see I am needed once more.
Posted by: The Very Reverend JC has discovered caps at January 18, 2012 11:16 PM (ufJKx)
Actually I was fucking scared. lol
I'm good, but I'm not god. This was one of the more mentally beating resurrections. You would have to see the before pictures. It was bad, really bad. the type of repair it needed to save it was very hard to do. It could have went either way.
Posted by: Berserker at January 18, 2012 11:16 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 11:17 PM (loM0R)
EXCELLENT points.
I am also sort of amazed that there is still the slight victim mentality..... all the issues being the fault of allegiance to the Dems.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 11:17 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 11:17 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 11:19 PM (bxiXv)
Didn't you just violate some unspoken rule by admitting that??? Or is it only if you're asked if you're a god? And of course by explaining what you did, you just prove that you are in fact a god. And why don't we have before and after pictures??
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 11:21 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 11:21 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 19, 2012 03:14 AM (SsG4J)
Jawing. And when you see The Matrix it shall be on the floor.
I see I am needed once more.
Posted by: The Very Reverend JC has discovered caps at January 19, 2012 03:16 AM (ufJKx)
Shall we begin the laying on of hands?
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 11:21 PM (4ixH5)
Maybe jawing a little...
What? No, no, not at all dear.Okay, okay, I don't have to be told more than twice.
Not much more than twice.
Not usually.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 11:22 PM (SsG4J)
Hey Yank5,, you getting the cold down in the city?? You gotta labmix? way cool. My panther ketteh actually has more moves then my doggeh. but she's nearing 12.. The cat always jumps her when she comes inside for her milkbone.
Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 11:23 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 19, 2012 03:17 AM (loM0R)
Is this the point at which one of us makes the joke about looking up skirts?
Or did I jump the gun on that one?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 19, 2012 03:19 AM (bxiXv)
I was going to say the 'Ettes are held high by the massive hard ons of the 'Rons but that would be wrong.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 11:23 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 11:24 PM (bxiXv)
Yea, cuz I doubt any of us 'ettes are wearing skirts. I got my Tebow jersey on. And lacy anklets to keep my feet warm, since the man crashed on the couch.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 11:24 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 11:25 PM (bxiXv)
""Berserker, the sounding post came loose and I managed to rattle it out through an f-hole.
Does that take a special tool to replace?""
Oh yeah, there are a few tools for that. I hate doing those. You also have to put the sucker in right, because it probably had the ends carved to conform with the curves of the inside of the top and back. If you look close there may be 1 or 2 little stab wounds in the post where the tool is used to spear it so it can be placed in the rough area, then its pulled into place with the hook type tool. You have to be careful not to wreck the F hole, and you need to pull the end pin that holds the tailpiece out of the body so you can look through the hole to make sure the post is straight. The location is uber fucking critical, it will change the sound alot just being an 1/8" off, and you usually have to move it to find the sweet spot.
Posted by: Berserker at January 18, 2012 11:26 PM (FMbng)
1000!
1000!
1000!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 19, 2012 03:24 AM (bxiXv)
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blessed be the 1000th, for it demonstrateth the complete lack of any important things to do shared by the multitudes.
Posted by: The Very Reverend JC has discovered caps at January 18, 2012 11:26 PM (ufJKx)
people not humping post here.
Some of us get things taken before the ONT, jusy sayin'. My man was er, well-fed by 530. Very well fed indeed.
Pork chops in a kind of Stroganoff.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 18, 2012 11:28 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Berserker at January 19, 2012 03:26 AM (FMbng)
I was afraid of that. How much can I expect to be charged?
Posted by: ErikW at January 18, 2012 11:29 PM (VJf6R)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 11:30 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 19, 2012 03:28 AM (SsG4J)
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watcheth the fillem my child, for it is pretty good and you have wasted your time on much worse movies in your past.
Posted by: The Very Reverend JC has discovered caps at January 18, 2012 11:31 PM (ufJKx)
I haven't wasted much time watching movies, frankly! But Thor will be pleased if I want to watch this, I think.
And perhaps I can get back on Robert's good graces.
Thank you for the guidance, Your Most Gracious Very Reverend JC.
Posted by: Tammy al' Jabberwocky at January 18, 2012 11:34 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 11:36 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 11:37 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 19, 2012 03:28 AM (SsG4J)
Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 11:37 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 11:37 PM (loM0R)
Oh, good advice, thanks. I hate production numbers.
Posted by: Tammy al' Jabberwocky at January 18, 2012 11:38 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 19, 2012 03:37 AM (bxiXv)
I dunno, there's some fine biatches grinding away in that scene.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 11:38 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 11:39 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 11:39 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Tammy al' Jabberwocky at January 19, 2012 03:34 AM (SsG4J)
There are other ways of achieving this.
Watching Lord of the Rings, for instance.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 11:39 PM (4ixH5)
Don't make me say it. Although he is more of a burper, really. And he is very polite about leaving the room with the other.
Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
New leaf, trying to behave, no personal stories, etc etc etc
Posted by: Tammy al' Jabberwocky at January 18, 2012 11:40 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 11:40 PM (bxiXv)
Its usually pretty cheap, almost comical. I think maybe $20 max, and some places offer checkups with free sound post adjustments. Its not alot of money, and it really pays to have somebody who knows wtf they are doing actually do it, because if its too tight it can crack the top, and it won't sound anywhere near its potential if its not in the right spot.
Posted by: Berserker at January 18, 2012 11:42 PM (FMbng)
Oh, I have seen all those! We even have them. I cut my eyeteeth on the books. I must say, I think that was the best adaptation of a book I have ever seen.
Posted by: Tammy al' Jabberwocky at January 18, 2012 11:43 PM (SsG4J)
My first golden male was the same.. frustrating as hell when they did it and you know their laughing.. had females ever since,, no problems.
I hope the doggies sickness isn't draining your gold reserves.. Pets can cost as much as peeps and the vets don't mind screwing you...
They found a frozen bum *pc: homeless due to insufficient government funds to buy them a house*
on the UVM grounds this morn...
Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 11:43 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 18, 2012 11:44 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Tammy al' Jabberwocky at January 19, 2012 03:40 AM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 11:44 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Tammy al' Jabberwocky at January 19, 2012 03:43 AM (SsG4J)
Good girl. *Pats yer head*
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 11:45 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 11:46 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 19, 2012 03:44 AM (bxiXv)
That's nothing. I got my first bluray three years before I got a bluray player.
Granted, it was a combo set.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 11:46 PM (4ixH5)
"ow,, what are you doing",
"wait a minute, stop it, stop it, just stop it ok?", "@#$%^ what did I say about that - do not ever, ever do that!"
"Forget it!",
"Fine! I am going to sleep."
"effin robots"
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 19, 2012 03:46 AM (loM0R)
Carrie Ann Moss and Keanu Reeves looked too much alike. I didn't know how to spank to.
Posted by: Tammy al' Jabberwocky at January 19, 2012 03:46 AM (SsG4J)
Now now, worms need love too.
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 11:48 PM (4ixH5)
"effin robots"
We are now even on keyboards.
Posted by: Tammy al' Jabberwocky at January 18, 2012 11:49 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 11:51 PM (loM0R)
I shall cherish it always.
I seldom got them in kindergarten, because I was incapable of napping. I didn't misbehave, I laid still, but I never could fall asleep. Much like here.
Posted by: Tammy al' Jabberwocky at January 18, 2012 11:51 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: alaskagal at January 18, 2012 11:53 PM (BXrzV)
Posted by: Tammy al' Jabberwocky at January 18, 2012 11:53 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Tammy al' Jabberwocky at January 19, 2012 03:51 AM (SsG4J)
How about I find that teacher and punch 'em in the mouth for ya?
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 11:54 PM (4ixH5)
Jesus but that shit stank!
Posted by: Robert at January 18, 2012 11:56 PM (4ixH5)
See y'all later this evening...we have to try and make 1117!
Posted by: Tammy al' Jabberwocky at January 18, 2012 11:56 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 11:56 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: Berserker at January 19, 2012 03:42 AM (FMbng)
That's good shit and I thank you for the advice!
I'll be back to bend your ear, if you don't mind.
Posted by: ErikW at January 18, 2012 11:57 PM (VJf6R)
You are sooooo dear!
Night everyone!
Posted by: Tammy al' Jabberwocky at January 18, 2012 11:57 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 18, 2012 11:58 PM (loM0R)
Posted by: alaskagal at January 18, 2012 11:58 PM (BXrzV)
Yep they be family,, and the pure entertainment value alone is worth it..
you should tell ace about the hobo.
Well hell if He's stocking the freezer I'm sure I can find him plenty...
Posted by: beanervt at January 18, 2012 11:58 PM (KZLoo)
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Hey AK gal, time for a trip to the islands? I'm certainly ready for April.
Night, MissT.
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 12:01 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: alaskagal at January 19, 2012 12:04 AM (BXrzV)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 19, 2012 12:06 AM (loM0R)
Posted by: alaskagal at January 19, 2012 04:04 AM (BXrzV)
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we had lots of winters like this one when I was a kid.
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 12:08 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: alaskagal at January 19, 2012 12:14 AM (BXrzV)
Yeah, fucking 1%'ers are all in cahoots.. therapist for a animal..yeah right.
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 12:14 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: alaskagal at January 19, 2012 04:14 AM (BXrzV)
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I know all about it, all I gotta do is look outside at the piles I shoveled up.
I wish I could jet out myself but I am stuck here for the duration. Looking forward to Rondy tho.
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 12:17 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 19, 2012 12:18 AM (loM0R)
Posted by: alaskagal at January 19, 2012 12:28 AM (BXrzV)
Yes it's best to leave if you're not happy and the doggie not cured. I do think they are becoming trigger happy on the pill bottles and push to hard on expensive treatment/diagnosis.
Hey Robert found a snow bunny....
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 12:29 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: alaskagal at January 19, 2012 04:28 AM (BXrzV)
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Never. They can groom the trails. The only time they ever cancelled races was for no snow at all.
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 12:35 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 04:29 AM (KZLoo)
This one will really blow you away as it's a snow bunny wearing nothing but a bow.
Posted by: Robert at January 19, 2012 12:39 AM (4ixH5)
Don't be fooled Robert,,, bunnies in bow is only trying to lure
the unsuspecting into removing the fish from her line...
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 12:48 AM (KZLoo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yydcG9woWA
Posted by: Berserker at January 19, 2012 12:51 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: ErikW at January 19, 2012 04:47 AM (VJf6R)
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youtube has lots of really great surprises. It's amazing how many people out there have the touch.
shows you exactly how to play it, too.
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 12:51 AM (ufJKx)
youtube has lots of really great surprises. It's amazing how many people out there have the touch.
shows you exactly how to play it, too.
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 04:51 AM (ufJKx)
Everyone has a song whether they can sing or play!
Posted by: ErikW at January 19, 2012 01:00 AM (VJf6R)
I know, Ted. I told you it was a dead thread.
What do you think, Fred? Dead Thread?
Well, we can't ask Zed, cuz Zed is dead.
Oh sure, bring up Pulp Fiction. It's always Pulp Fiction with you. Watch another movie, will ya?
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 01:02 AM (ufJKx)
the unsuspecting into removing the fish from her line...
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 04:48 AM (KZLoo)
Or in this case the carrot.
Posted by: Robert at January 19, 2012 01:06 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 05:02 AM (ufJKx)
Reservoir Dogs?
Posted by: Robert at January 19, 2012 01:07 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: yankeefifth - Vada a bordo cazzo at January 19, 2012 01:14 AM (loM0R)
Reservoir Dogs?
Posted by: Robert at January 19, 2012 05:07 AM (4ixH5)
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as long as it isn't Fled, Dread, Bled, Tread, or heaven forbid, Immortal Beloved.
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 01:14 AM (ufJKx)
Shes lost me then,, I'm more a saute carrot kinda guy. It'll take way more then bows to make me bite a frozen raw one...
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 01:16 AM (KZLoo)
Interesting,, our state washington tards are in utter disagreement. Leahy being one of the sponsors believes a government power grab on teh intertubez is the right thing to do, no gov power is too much for him and he does owe hollywood for his many contributions..
The commie sanders believes it will restrict our right to steal and welch is backing the ows'ers, it's all tor the 1%..
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 01:26 AM (KZLoo)
Interesting,, our state washington tards are in utter disagreement. Leahy being one of the sponsors believes a government power grab on teh intertubez is the right thing to do, no gov power is too much for him and he does owe hollywood for his many contributions..
The commie sanders believes it will restrict our right to steal and welch is backing the ows'ers, it's all tor the 1%..
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 05:26 AM (KZLoo)
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jeebus, even touching the ballot in your state would make my skin crawl. Are you completely surrounded by fuckheads?
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 01:29 AM (ufJKx)
Pretty much JC,, first it was more sheep then people,, then later it was more cows then people,, now it's more it's 3:1 leftarded idiots then common sense Vermonters.. RINO's can't even win here...that's how bad it is..
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 01:37 AM (KZLoo)
Pretty much JC,, first it was more sheep then people,, then later it was more cows then people,, now it's more it's 3:1 leftarded idiots then common sense Vermonters.. RINO's can't even win here...that's how bad it is..
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 05:37 AM (KZLoo)
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Wow. That sux. I feel for ya. Do you have to have conversations with yourself, or can you actually find a real adult around somewhere?
From your description it sounds like the sheep just evolved into the biped kind. Do they also spend their time telling you how smart they are? That shit gets old in a hurry.
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 01:43 AM (ufJKx)
Oh I know, libtard MA-Assholes who screwed up their State are moving there to screw yours up as well.
What we should do in all the States that are nominally "red" is pass a law that says new residents must live in the State for 5 years before they can vote. (Plus have a picture ID) And stamped notification to their old home State that they have cancelled their voter registration or have not registered at all.
That perhaps some of this socialism creep that has already destroyed North Ga, Colorado, NV, NM, and AZ.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 01:45 AM (YdQQY)
Well I live with a dog and a cat who I much rather talk to then most the plastic hypocrites who smile while squeezing your balls.. and yes it's all about what they want. and they get it as they are the State and local gov now..
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 01:53 AM (KZLoo)
That perhaps some of this socialism creep that has already destroyed North Ga, Colorado, NV, NM, and AZ.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 05:45 AM (YdQQY)
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Hi, Vic
They also destroyed WA & OR and made alot of messes in ID & MT. They seem to move away from their shithole (usually CA) and then try to turn the place they moved to into the same thing they left.
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 01:53 AM (ufJKx)
Looking at it from actual Supreme Court rulings from about 100 years later you could say that it was OK because it fell under his power for making treaties. It was later ratified by the Senate and who also approved the budget for the purchase.
Would it be that all Presidents were like that. More interested in expanding the country instead of the government.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 01:56 AM (YdQQY)
Well I live with a dog and a cat who I much rather talk to then most the plastic hypocrites who smile while squeezing your balls.. and yes it's all about what they want. and they get it as they are the State and local gov now..
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 05:53 AM (KZLoo)
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Well, when you are surrounded you don't have to worry about which way to attack.
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 01:58 AM (ufJKx)
LOL, WA was pretty messed up when I was there back in 1974 time frame (up around the Seattle area). I don't think the CA exodus had started yet then.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 01:59 AM (YdQQY)
Would it be that all Presidents were like that. More interested in expanding the country instead of the government.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 05:56 AM (YdQQY)
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Hell, at this point, I'd settle for something approaching reading comprehension.
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 02:00 AM (ufJKx)
LOL, WA was pretty messed up when I was there back in 1974 time frame (up around the Seattle area). I don't think the CA exodus had started yet then.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 05:59 AM (YdQQY)
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Yeah, but -- compare in your mind Jackson & Magnuson v. Murray & Cantwell.
There are degrees of screwy and Oh, boy ....
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 02:01 AM (ufJKx)
The answer to that is Australia Guttenberg. That's why the bastards want SOPA.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 02:01 AM (YdQQY)
Ain't that the truth. Jefferson was probably the most well educated and smartest President we have ever had.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 02:03 AM (YdQQY)
Ain't that the truth. Jefferson was probably the most well educated and smartest President we have ever had.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 06:03 AM (YdQQY)
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He not only could think outside the box, he actually thought up the box. (along with Mason, Madison and few other folks)
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 02:05 AM (ufJKx)
I have to make it up to Monticello one of these Springs or Summer. It really isn't that far from me.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 02:08 AM (YdQQY)
Yep it's cold, 5 with almost 80% humidity.. and gentle breeze.
Your interpretation of our flatlander invasion is spot on..
Hope your feeling well?
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 02:09 AM (KZLoo)
I have to make it up to Monticello one of these Springs or Summer. It really isn't that far from me.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 06:08 AM (YdQQY)
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Do it, and enjoy your trip.
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 02:11 AM (ufJKx)
Yep JC,, I mentioned before I don't need gun's as it's going to be like clubbing seals, when the time comes..fucktards don't fight, they cower..
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 02:12 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 06:09 AM (KZLoo)
I'm on the "poison pump" today and tomorrow so its kinda' so-so. Been up since about 1:30 am 'cause hard to sleep with this damn thing. Did allow me to get more stuff in the morning news update though.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 02:13 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 06:09 AM (KZLoo)
I'm on the "poison pump" today and tomorrow so its kinda' so-so. Been up since about 1:30 am 'cause hard to sleep with this damn thing. Did allow me to get more stuff in the morning news update though.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 06:13 AM (YdQQY)
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5Fu?
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 02:19 AM (ufJKx)
Do it, and enjoy your trip.
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 06:11 AM (ufJKx)
I intend to if at all possible. Another interesting thing I learned when reading those books about Jefferson and doing simultaneous research on the internet is who runs Monticello and the attached Jefferson cemetery.
Monticello is run by a more liberal organization and there is friction between them and the cemetery organization. The cemetery is still an active cemetery limited legally to the descendents of Thomas Jefferson and you must have proof of that descendent status.
Note that the so-called descendents of Sally Hemmings did NOT meet that legal proof test even with the DNA testing. That is contrary to all the PC crap you see published now about the "evil slave owner" Thomas Jefferson.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 02:20 AM (YdQQY)
Condolences Vic,, poison is bad enough but when it messes up the sleep cycle it must be he suck...
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 02:21 AM (KZLoo)
Not sure I can interpret that from my lawn. Not trying to complain because nobody would really give a shit anyway.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 02:23 AM (YdQQY)
Not sure I can interpret that from my lawn. Not trying to complain because nobody would really give a shit anyway.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 06:23 AM (YdQQY)
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You'd be very pleasantly surprised how many people will give a shit anyway --
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 02:29 AM (ufJKx)
Museums are just extensions of the liberal "learning" centers. Do enjoy the trip despite them which with your knowledge/interest of Jefferson I'm sure you will Vic.
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 02:29 AM (KZLoo)
I don't believe I ever watched Immortal Beloved but it has a special place in my heart for being an object of perfect preview placement.
In 'The Professional,' Gary Oldman's corrupt cop character rants about the virtues of Beethoven. On the VHS release I rented long, long ago, the first thing on the tape is a trailer for Gary Oldman as... Bethoven in 'Immortal Beloved.' So when he start talking about how wonderful the composer was in the feature, you have to think, "Well, you would think so, wouldn't you?"
Posted by: epobirs at January 19, 2012 02:30 AM (kcfmt)
Yeah, just looked at the label and that is exactly what it is.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 02:30 AM (YdQQY)
Befuddled me as well,, first glance I thought JC was swearing at ya..
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 02:34 AM (KZLoo)
Befuddled me as well,, first glance I thought JC was swearing at ya..
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2012 06:34 AM (KZLoo)
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That doesn't really sound like me, does it? I just wanted to understand what Vic was telling us, and to wish him well.
Gentlemen, I gotta hit the rack. Have a wonderful day.
Posted by: jc at January 19, 2012 02:39 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 02:41 AM (YdQQY)
Yes he got a blast of shit didn't he? F&F though said he had a pretty good record and this was abnormal for him. He has since walked it all back profusely.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2012 02:52 AM (YdQQY)
So, signing on and off at the same time.
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 19, 2012 03:47 AM (Onw8c)
I think the XL Pipeline situation should give the R's a great strategy to use. I honestly believe that he shut it down because he knew the R's wanted it. They should start demanding the opposite of what they want. He is so determined to not give it to them, he would go the opposite direction every time.
Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at January 19, 2012 03:55 AM (Gkhxf)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 19, 2012 09:45 AM (bxiXv)
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