December 24, 2012
— Maetenloch
Woo Hoo - Yet Another Major Blog Award!
From the 2012 Fabulous 50 Blog Award Winners.
And a Merry Christmas to All!
10 Things You Didn't Know About "A Christmas Story"
Among them the fact that Porkys led directly to this movie being made.
Clark said in an interview that he was constantly asking the studios he worked for if they would be interested in doing a Christmas comedy based on the funny childhood stories that Shepherd wrote for Playboy and later published in his book 'In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash.' Everyone turned him down until his raunchy high school comedy 'Porky's' became a massive and unexpected success. Clark said 'Porky's' gave him a free pass to pick his own projects and 'A Christmas Story' was next on his to-do list.
Also the house in the movie is located in Cleveland and is now a museum. Here's a photo I took last year when I happened to be in town.
A Spinal Tap Greeting: Christmas With The Devil
Why Gary Gygax Didn't Celebrate Christmas
Here's is a note he wrote to a gaming magazine in 1969. He was a devout Jehovah's Witness and very much into historical research. Ironically his D&D gaming system would later be accused on being satanic by some fundamentalists.
And accepts their commands. For now.
The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.
And my twitter thang.
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Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2012 05:30 PM (jPVBi)
Got out of Rochester in the nick of time, apparently. That dumbass what shot the firefighters - that was a short walk from my house!
Posted by: uterus cannon at December 24, 2012 05:34 PM (QqK7u)
Posted by: Butters at December 24, 2012 05:34 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: JimboHoffa at December 24, 2012 05:38 PM (dAfqy)
Posted by: t-bird at December 24, 2012 05:38 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2012 05:38 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 24, 2012 05:39 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at December 24, 2012 05:39 PM (9HhTH)
Posted by: ChrisP at December 24, 2012 05:41 PM (HiPJm)
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at December 24, 2012 09:39 PM (9HhTH)
HRH would cut a bitch if that turned out to be the case.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We're not worthy. at December 24, 2012 05:41 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: uterus cannon at December 24, 2012 05:42 PM (QqK7u)
Posted by: CarolT at December 24, 2012 05:42 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: t-bird at December 24, 2012 05:42 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Butters at December 24, 2012 05:43 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: CleophusJ at December 24, 2012 05:43 PM (TYU56)
Posted by: Butters at December 24, 2012 05:44 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2012 05:45 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at December 24, 2012 05:45 PM (HtUkt)
Leaving for the ATL and the smug Obamabot sibs-in-laws in the a.m. I'll be in a corner drinking all evening to avoid killing someone. Those of you who believe, pray for me. Will be home again Wednesday night, in the midst of violent southeastern storms. Yay.
You guys all have a great day, whether you believe or not.
I love you idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 05:45 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 24, 2012 05:45 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: uterus cannon at December 24, 2012 09:42 PM (QqK7u)
My suggestion: 12 pack leinenkugel big butt dopplebocks. Just typing that gave me an erection.
Posted by: JimboHoffa at December 24, 2012 05:45 PM (dAfqy)
Posted by: Butters at December 24, 2012 05:45 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: ChrisP at December 24, 2012 05:46 PM (HiPJm)
I could see that. There's a weird little castle up here too. I suppose its someone from that industry
Posted by: uterus cannon at December 24, 2012 05:46 PM (QqK7u)
Posted by: uterus cannon at December 24, 2012 05:47 PM (QqK7u)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 05:48 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 05:50 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: BoGart at December 24, 2012 05:51 PM (Ugngr)
Posted by: rickl at December 24, 2012 05:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2012 05:51 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 05:53 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: ChrisP at December 24, 2012 05:54 PM (HiPJm)
I don't believe you guys look that sophisticated.
Posted by: fluffy at December 24, 2012 05:54 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 24, 2012 05:54 PM (tZFXb)
Just removed a pair of new flats (shoes) and my little toes are SCREAMING in pain......
seriously....crikey....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 05:54 PM (UOM48)
I'm thinking more likely after school starts for the baby, so in like 5 years. Good place to grow up, go to school, etc? Gotta be some problems like all places
Posted by: uterus cannon at December 24, 2012 05:55 PM (QqK7u)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 05:56 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: JimboHoffa at December 24, 2012 05:56 PM (dAfqy)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 24, 2012 05:56 PM (4ViQD)
Posted by: Butters at December 24, 2012 05:57 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 05:57 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2012 05:57 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 05:57 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: Andy at December 24, 2012 05:58 PM (OZPoa)
Posted by: rickl at December 24, 2012 05:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 05:59 PM (3Y7RV)
***
I always thought that was rather weird. D&D is, in liberal terms, highly reactionary - there is good and evil, and it isn't generally nuanced.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 24, 2012 05:59 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: iNC Ref at December 24, 2012 05:59 PM (uWzcG)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 06:00 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 24, 2012 06:01 PM (gbD0f)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 24, 2012 06:01 PM (/lO83)
Merry Christmas, you loons!
Posted by: derit at December 24, 2012 06:01 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2012 06:01 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 24, 2012 06:02 PM (Mkhiu)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 06:02 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: CMU VET at December 24, 2012 06:02 PM (dPSpR)
Posted by: t-bird at December 24, 2012 06:02 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2012 06:02 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 06:03 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2012 06:03 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2012 06:03 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: JimboHoffa at December 24, 2012 06:03 PM (dAfqy)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 06:03 PM (3Y7RV)
It will take a man with an iron constitution to go what needs to be done in DC - and I think Romney knows as much as we do he isn't that guy.
So why did he fight so hard to beat Newt and Santorum? Because McCain and Huckleberry played ugly in 2008. Romney didn't want the presidency nearly as much as he wanted the Republican nomination.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 24, 2012 06:04 PM (AUeaU)
Wattsamatta, you haven't bought a calendar since the 16th century?
Posted by: fluffy at December 24, 2012 06:04 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Y-not at December 24, 2012 06:05 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 06:06 PM (LRFds)
___
Don't you know the birthday of the divine one is Aug 4?
Posted by: The State Media at December 24, 2012 06:06 PM (AUeaU)
Have to agree this place is most entertaining.
Posted by: sTevo at December 24, 2012 06:06 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 06:06 PM (3Y7RV)
It seems like a horse can do anything it can do. Plus you don't need to repair a horse, whereas that thing will need a traveling mechanic.
It will also need fuel. A horse can just eat grass and other stuff found in the wild.
I don't see the point of Big Dog.
Posted by: Ben at December 24, 2012 06:07 PM (xTHBC)
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Sock puppeting+entertaining posters makes for an interesting environment you see nowhere else.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 24, 2012 06:07 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 06:08 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 24, 2012 06:08 PM (pwcU2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 24, 2012 06:09 PM (RdKJU)
Great knowing we're in this shit together.
Merry Whatever, Preznit Barky and Mooch! Enjoy the holidays on our dime.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 06:09 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 06:10 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2012 06:10 PM (WfUOw)
Yet they give Morrissey Blogger of the year. You put Morrissey in a room with Frum or Noonan or Scarbourgh and he would be nodding in agreement with everything they spew. Morrissey has no convictions of his own, he sways with prevailing opinion and his "analysis" of issues borders on the gibberish of a fuck'n retard. He's an embarrassment to the conservative cause as much as Frum is.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 24, 2012 06:10 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 06:12 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:12 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 24, 2012 06:12 PM (Ue72k)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 06:12 PM (3Y7RV)
A horse won't hold up to enemy fire for long. Big Dog doesn't spook and has a higher resistance to damage than an animal. The point is being able to send it places you don't want to risk a human and cannot trust an animal to execute.
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2012 06:13 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 24, 2012 06:13 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: BignJames at December 24, 2012 06:13 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 06:13 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 09:57 PM
Indeed. I for one, am part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the hordes of Pluto.
Posted by: otho at December 24, 2012 06:13 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Hopeless at December 24, 2012 06:13 PM (9yly6)
Yup...the Ed Morrisey edible playdough award for most polite victim of the new fascists....shared with Frum and Brooks.
Oooo ahhhh o Poppin' Fresh knows.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 06:13 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 06:14 PM (3Y7RV)
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One of the real problems with "moderate Republicans" like Frum is exactly that.
If the man, and those like him, had convictions that were to the left of mine, but things they truly believe in, I think I could respect him and them.
But his ilk takes the latest leftwing crusade, moves a notch right, and calls it "real conservativism".
Posted by: 18-1 at December 24, 2012 06:14 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 24, 2012 06:14 PM (tZFXb)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 24, 2012 06:14 PM (pwcU2)
Mika Brezinski (however the hell you spell her Commie name) wins Kneepad for the Year Award for most ball-polishing of Barry: Female Division. Chrissie Mathews is tied Men's Division with Rachel Madcow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 06:14 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2012 06:15 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:15 PM (piMMO)
___
Those car air freshners make a wonderful Christmas gift.
Posted by: Joe at the all night gas'n go at December 24, 2012 06:15 PM (AUeaU)
Stole it how? How do you know we didn't just get beat by a bunch of people who wanted free stuff, or who had been successfully shielded by the MSM from knowing what a crap President he his?
Answer it if you feel like. If not, I understand. It's Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas to you and to all morons everywhere.
Posted by: Splunge at December 24, 2012 06:15 PM (2IW5Q)
Makla Banzanski is fortunate that her dad bob Branzanski got away from uncle Joe....
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 06:15 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 24, 2012 06:15 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 24, 2012 06:15 PM (Mkhiu)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2012 06:15 PM (WfUOw)
Posted by: t-bird at December 24, 2012 06:16 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Dirty Ralphie at December 24, 2012 06:16 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 06:16 PM (3Y7RV)
Just home from the Christmas party at my mother-in-law's house. Pissed off my prog sister-in-law after she started a rant that people shouldn't have military-style guns. I told her that I owned an "military style" rifle and was a free citizen, not a serf, and had absolutely no intention of surrendering my firearm.
She then back-tracked a little and said that new "assault rifles" should be banned. I told her that a ban on new sales will not prevent someone from shooting up a school; then what? I said a "Gun Free Zone" is actually an "Unarmed Victim Zone" and I rather thought that some of the teachers that died trying to defend their students with their bare hands would have liked to have had a gun.
She got pissed and left abruptly. So all-in-all a good night since I didn't have to listen to her anymore.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at December 24, 2012 06:16 PM (nYHk7)
He is very skilled at...um...oh...nothing.
Oh, wait! Spending money, getting drunk, getting high and getting popped for under-age drinking.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2012 06:16 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 24, 2012 06:16 PM (mLXaN)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:17 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: General Woundwort at December 24, 2012 06:18 PM (zOP5o)
Posted by: KZnextzone now with more Aloha at December 24, 2012 06:18 PM (s9BdN)
Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at December 24, 2012 06:18 PM (Ea64Y)
Oh, wait! Spending money, getting drunk, getting high and getting popped for under-age drinking.
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Hey, he sounds like our kinda man!
Posted by: The Obama 2016 Campaign Organization at December 24, 2012 06:18 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 06:18 PM (3Y7RV)
Have you looked into selling him into indentured servitude? Could make all the difference after a year or so.
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2012 06:19 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:19 PM (piMMO)
There's a reason the Italians are known for their wine not their beer. Yuuuuuk!
Posted by: Smaug at December 24, 2012 06:19 PM (hJehC)
Posted by: Hopeless at December 24, 2012 06:19 PM (9yly6)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:20 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: BignJames at December 24, 2012 06:20 PM (HtUkt)
Sounds like the type that wouldn't sit still long enough to pull the handle on the reloading press for a while.
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at December 24, 2012 06:20 PM (9HhTH)
AS for the rest of you, Merry Christmas, and remember to step away from the eggnog before you hit the road.
Posted by: tcn at December 24, 2012 06:20 PM (VLG62)
Bonus: Every.Single.Person I came into contact with, employees or fellow shoppers, were kind and in great spirits.
So there was that. Now the husband is playing an old Bing Crosby Christmas CD of my mom's. The kittehs have grown bored with stealing the bows off packages and removing low-hanging ornaments.
*contented sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 06:21 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:21 PM (piMMO)
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I wouldn't go quite that far.
Romney is a liberal himself, but he didn't fight for the party's nod to intentionally lose.
Like McCain before him he just had *nothing* to offer as an alternative to Obama except spending the country into oblivion slightly slower.
On the plus side, we now know what would have happened if Bush 41 had beaten Reagan for the Republican nod in 1980.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 24, 2012 06:21 PM (AUeaU)
Congrates Ace.
You owe us a drink for being entertaining. I was really suprised at the range of people on this blog. Super smert ones, not so smert ones (holding up hand).
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 24, 2012 06:21 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 24, 2012 06:21 PM (Ue72k)
Posted by: General Woundwort at December 24, 2012 10:18 PM (zOP5o)
Are you running out of tinfoil?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2012 06:22 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: JimboHoffa at December 24, 2012 06:22 PM (dAfqy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2012 10:16 PM (GsoHv)
Can he sit still long enough to make a good archery target? Not that I'm advocating that, but still...
Posted by: tcn at December 24, 2012 06:22 PM (VLG62)
Survived the family Christmas Eve and am waiting to see how much snow we get tomorrow night.
God bless us, every one!
Posted by: Miss Marple at December 24, 2012 06:22 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Darles Chickens at December 24, 2012 06:22 PM (ZpoIZ)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 06:22 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 24, 2012 06:22 PM (pwcU2)
Kid has class, I tells ya.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 06:23 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: rickl at December 24, 2012 06:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:23 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: t-bird at December 24, 2012 06:24 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Butters at December 24, 2012 06:24 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 06:24 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: Hopeless at December 24, 2012 06:24 PM (uN22/)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 24, 2012 06:25 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2012 06:25 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 24, 2012 06:25 PM (BVkEs)
Work?
He is way too cool to work. Or make his bed. Or wash his clothes. Or be a civilized human being and TAKE HIS FUCKING HAT OFF INSIDE!
Thank you. I feel better.
He is very lucky that his mother is around. I would beat him badly every day until his attitude improved.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2012 06:25 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:26 PM (piMMO)
It's cool, bra.
Posted by: Quintus Horace Flaccus at December 24, 2012 06:26 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 06:26 PM (wwsoB)
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We are, but I would argue the that margin of fraud was less then Obama's victory.
The problem isn't Obama stuffing the ballot box, but the state media and government class giving him a pass on impeachable offenses list Fast and Furious or Benghazi.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 24, 2012 06:26 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: BignJames at December 24, 2012 06:26 PM (HtUkt)
He is very skilled at...um...oh...nothing.
Oh, wait! Spending money, getting drunk, getting high and getting popped for under-age drinking.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2012 10:16 PM (GsoHv)
Nah he's over 21 now. He'll suck at getting popped for underage drinking now too.
Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2012 06:26 PM (GULKT)
He got popped a few months ago, and he turned 21 last week.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2012 06:26 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:27 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 06:27 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Gerry at December 24, 2012 06:27 PM (F+kyX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2012 10:25 PM (GsoHv)
My father would knock that hat off so fast and hard that his head might come off in the recoil. I should think his mother would appreciate him getting a lesson or two in manners. There is exactly no excuse for any child to not know his manners and use them.
Posted by: tcn at December 24, 2012 06:27 PM (VLG62)
CNN is part of the director's staff at our Kabuki Theater of Political Drama....they took Jake Tapper out of play so no more Obamacles getting ANY irritating questions now.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 06:28 PM (LRFds)
Thank you for pointing out that he is even more worthless this week than last week.
I feel so much better now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2012 06:29 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: tcn at December 24, 2012 06:29 PM (VLG62)
...I cannot leave due to badly plowed roads....?!...Who plows their roads?!
Posted by: concrete girl at December 24, 2012 06:29 PM (y2Ojs)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:30 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: BignJames at December 24, 2012 06:30 PM (HtUkt)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUwsx1uVtj0
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 06:30 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 06:30 PM (GEICT)
She got pissed and left abruptly. So all-in-all a good night since I didn't have to listen to her anymore.
Reality is a slap in the face to people like that.
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 24, 2012 06:30 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2012 06:31 PM (WfUOw)
I can't even imagine what would have happened had I walked into my house wearing a hat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2012 06:31 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 10:26 PM (LRFds)
----
Didn't he get the Miss Congenitalia award?
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 24, 2012 06:31 PM (BVkEs)
Yeah the Kalifornication of America continues apace.
I'm 40 my generation would be ashamed to not be on their own by 21 at least once....
these little darlings today don't "see the need."
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 06:31 PM (LRFds)
If I had been in the family room when she told him that, I'd be in prison, and she'd be deformed for life from my fist slamming her face into the nearest wall.
Cannot. Wait. to see the scrunt again tomorrow.
Ugh. Nasty-assed lib in-laws.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 06:32 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at December 24, 2012 06:32 PM (KCvsd)
his Carig's List bit was worthy of "Lifetime televisiion for Women" consideration come to think of it.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 06:32 PM (LRFds)
Thank you for pointing out that he is even more worthless this week than last week.
I feel so much better now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2012 10:29 PM (GsoHv)
What can I say? I'm in the giving spirit. Merry Christmas. 
Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2012 06:32 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 10:30 PM (piMMO)
Nicely done.
If I weren't madly in love with my wife I would ask for your hand in marriage.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2012 06:32 PM (GsoHv)
I know the economy sucks, but kids don't need that much cabbage when they have no dependents or particular needs. Food, clothing, shelter, the occasional evening out. All of this can be purchased with a basic paycheck.
Merry Christmas, kid, hit the road.
Posted by: tcn at December 24, 2012 06:33 PM (VLG62)
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at December 24, 2012 06:33 PM (9HhTH)
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at December 24, 2012 06:33 PM (KCvsd)
......so all those dead elephants they kept finding in their pajamas?
Did anyone else get a trophy?
Posted by: ontherocks at December 24, 2012 06:33 PM (aZ6ew)
...I cannot leave due to badly plowed roads
With the crowd your in it would be a pleasure to drive home.
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 24, 2012 06:33 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 24, 2012 06:34 PM (pwcU2)
Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2012 10:32 PM (GULKT)
Prick.
And a merry Christmas to you too, from your electronic Jewish friend from the internet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2012 06:34 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:34 PM (piMMO)
Sorry to hear it...hope lad is safe.
Too many of our "extended family" will be heading to Africa next year I'd wager.
You and the son are in our hearts.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 06:34 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 24, 2012 06:34 PM (ty37M)
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at December 24, 2012 06:35 PM (KCvsd)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:35 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: General Woundwort at December 24, 2012 06:35 PM (zOP5o)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 10:30 PM (GEICT)
Can I guess that its one of those ugly stupid hats where you do not fold the bill at all, you leave the idiotic sticker on it, and where it slightly to the side.
Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2012 06:35 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 10:32 PM (UOM4
I believe the proper response to stupid git like that is, "And your opinion matters to whom, exactly?" and then just walk away.
Posted by: tcn at December 24, 2012 06:35 PM (VLG62)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2012 06:36 PM (WfUOw)
Try this:
"Stuff it up your fat ass, you freeloading piece of shit. And put my liquor down before I slap it out of your paw."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2012 06:36 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:36 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 24, 2012 06:36 PM (l3vZN)
" Cannot. Wait. to see the female cousin scrunt (28 years old now) who told our son last Christmas (his first home in three years, and last before his deployment to A-Stan) "I don't support what you're doing. Are you going to enjoy killing people?"
D'oh boy should have broken her jaw, right then.
Failing that, you could have picked-up the slack...
Posted by: ChrisP at December 24, 2012 06:36 PM (HiPJm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 06:37 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: BignJames at December 24, 2012 06:37 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 06:37 PM (GEICT)
"I don't support what you're doing. Are you going to enjoy killing people?"
"After I get back from trying to free people from oppression I'm going to start on the people that don't appreciate their freedoms."
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 24, 2012 06:37 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: Bosk at December 24, 2012 06:38 PM (QkFee)
Not quite that bad, but he is an upper-middle-class white kid who thinks that he is a tough-guy rapper.
I am really tempted to take him outside and tell him he can do what he wants if he can get past me and back into the house.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2012 06:38 PM (GsoHv)
We're stuck....
4 years, 10 months 6 days and a wake up.
Spouse has to den mother an AIT platoon next fall for two years.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 06:38 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2012 06:38 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:38 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 24, 2012 06:39 PM (tZFXb)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 24, 2012 06:39 PM (ty37M)
Red Ryder BB Gun
Bar of Lifebouy soap
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 10:26 PM
Flagpole
Red cabbage
Lug nuts
Spare tire
1937 Oldsmobile
Furnace
Leg Lamp
Ovaltine
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 06:40 PM (wwsoB)
something interesting at red letter Media....
He does a take down on Titanic...
and the Pretentious Marxist DoucheNozzle award goes to James cameron...
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 06:40 PM (LRFds)
I would like to wish you all the best of times with your families, and a very merry Christmas.
Enjoy!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2012 06:40 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: tcn at December 24, 2012 06:40 PM (VLG62)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 06:41 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2012 06:41 PM (WfUOw)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:41 PM (piMMO)
There's an 18v Li-Ion Black and Decker drill with a bunch of optional add-on attachments that looks kinda interesting. The nose pops off and you snap things like detail sander, saber saw into it.
I hefted one the other day and it feels more sturdy than the usual B/D crap.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 24, 2012 06:41 PM (SmMGT)
My fucking wife told me two hours ago. we would exchange presents tomorrow, and just walked in and presented her present.
Am I an asshole for being pissed at this bullhit?
Posted by: Invictus at December 24, 2012 06:42 PM (OQpzc)
Oh absolutely. A friend's work interacts with meth addicts, long-term potheads, and similar human trash. To a man, they are on disability for imagined or contrived ailments.
Posted by: Splunge at December 24, 2012 06:42 PM (2IW5Q)
Name an item from A Christmas Story
Red Ryder BB Gun
Bar of Lifebouy soap
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 10:26 PM
Flagpole
Red cabbage
Lug nuts
Spare tire
1937 Oldsmobile
Furnace
Leg Lamp
Ovaltine
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 10:40 PM (wwsoB)
You mention Ovaltine but skip over the decoder ring. And the bunny suit.
Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2012 06:42 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:42 PM (piMMO)
I just want to drive my head through the windshield on the way to ATL tomorrow. There is no hope. And these are The People of Obama.
Kill. Me. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 06:42 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 24, 2012 06:43 PM (tZFXb)
Posted by: CDR M at December 24, 2012 06:44 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 10:42 PM (UOM4
Jane: Time for an emergency appendectomy. Or say you are going into labor. Or... just tell them to take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut this year and stay home and drink.
Posted by: tcn at December 24, 2012 06:45 PM (VLG62)
Posted by: t-bird at December 24, 2012 06:45 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: LaQuisha Swatrz from Oakland, CA at December 24, 2012 06:45 PM (lJ3rV)
A: "I'm going to enjoy stopping people from beheading and disfiguring women and young girls. But I can see you have a problem with that, so in your case I could make an exception."
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 24, 2012 06:45 PM (SmMGT)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2012 06:46 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: Butters at December 24, 2012 06:46 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: rickl at December 24, 2012 06:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 06:46 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:46 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: tcn at December 24, 2012 10:40 PM (VLG62)
I am so glad that almost the churches around here are built on a gothic style. In the county I think there is only one that is relatively modern, and I don't like it even though it was the first one we attended. I don't care for modern church designs at all. Give me a church over 100 years old with a steeple, and a cross on a globe at the top of it.
Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2012 06:46 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Butters at December 24, 2012 06:47 PM (NIZHJ)
Ma'am, might I politely suggest something? Treat them like we treat trolls here. Nicely until they step over the line, then ceaseless mockery.
Hope your son is doing well. The elder BIL is in Northern Afghanistan this Christmas. He's decided to get out when his times up. He missed the birth of his third this time around. He's decided missing the time with his fam is too much.Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 06:47 PM (GEICT)
Ask her how she can be sure the deceased isn't seeking revenge from beyond and gave her the worst possible advice.
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2012 06:47 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Arbalest at December 24, 2012 06:47 PM (IJUaQ)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 24, 2012 06:47 PM (Mkhiu)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 24, 2012 10:25 PM (GsoHv)
I think I see what the problem is: mom preventing much needed calibration.
Posted by: butch at December 24, 2012 06:49 PM (Mnw3Q)
I just want to drive my head through the windshield on the way to ATL tomorrow. There is no hope. And these are The People of Obama.
Kill. Me. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 10:42 PM (UOM4
I'd get the episode of Bullshit about the psychic mediums, and turn it on right when she gets there, and say how she'll love it since it exposes the crooks that steal from gullible stupid people by exploiting their grief.
Or go with the South Park episode about the Biggest Douche in the Universe.
Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2012 06:49 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Quintus Horace Flaccus at December 24, 2012 06:49 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 24, 2012 06:49 PM (tZFXb)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 24, 2012 06:49 PM (ty37M)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2012 10:46 PM
I was hoping you morons would add to the items as a game.
It's either that or I break out the Trivial Pursuit game
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 06:50 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 06:50 PM (GEICT)
Any libtard hipster douchebag can vote, but our troops don't get a say in their C-i-C's election?
I cornered our congressman (and friend) at a party this weekend, and gave him an earful. He was "shocked and appalled." Too late.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 06:50 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 24, 2012 06:50 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 06:50 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2012 06:52 PM (WfUOw)
Ask her how she can be sure the deceased isn't seeking revenge from beyond and gave her the worst possible advice.
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2012 10:47 PM
Ask them if they ever watch Penn and Teller's "Bullshit!", especially the one exposing mediums
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 06:52 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 24, 2012 06:52 PM (RdKJU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 06:52 PM (GEICT)
****
Merry Christmas!
Am I just absent-minded, or have you been MIA for a while?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 10:50 PM (piMMO)
He's been busy having honeymoon sex.
Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2012 06:52 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 24, 2012 06:53 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: PSean Bannion at December 24, 2012 06:54 PM (RHZL4)
South Park - Christmastime in Hell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmaMfXwlq90
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 06:54 PM (wwsoB)
Sent Christmas package to our kid back on his base on Okinawa.....tracking code said it arrived last Wednesday, the PO told him it wasn't there.
Sucks.
Anyhow, he's out of that shithole.
I'm beginning to feel a bit of a buzz from teh wine.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 06:54 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2012 10:52 PM (GULKT)
Hey, we still do that, and New Year's Eve will mark 15 years of wedded bliss. Some things don't ever have to change.
Posted by: tcn at December 24, 2012 06:55 PM (VLG62)
The return of the DC-X.
We could have been flying those for a decade already if NASA wasn't such a collection of fuckwits. The Air force made great progress and stayed under budget, then they handed the project over to NASA and they promptly burned the prototype and kind of forgot about the whole thing.
I was at a test in New Mexico where they executed a maneuver that had never been done before and is critical to a reusable orbiter. History made and then thrown in the trash.
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2012 06:56 PM (kcfmt)
@291 We could have been flying those for a decade already if NASA wasn't such a collection of fuckwits.
Hush. Do not insult our new NASA Muslim masters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 06:57 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: CDR M at December 24, 2012 06:58 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 06:59 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: CAC at December 24, 2012 06:59 PM (tTU8d)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 24, 2012 07:00 PM (Mkhiu)
We're the last generation of pyramid builders bud....
If you could go back in time, and ask the mason "you do get this is the last one....and for about half of the next 3000 years this'll be under about 145 feet of sand often as not?
He'd mock you and say, we used canals and irrigation to make this lush valley why would the grandkids let it all go to shit?
Get out...
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:00 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 07:00 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 07:00 PM (piMMO)
I'm getting the old time Christmas feeling just thinking about it.
Posted by: tcn at December 24, 2012 07:01 PM (VLG62)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 07:01 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 24, 2012 07:02 PM (RHZL4)
Hope the New Year brings us......something......positive and hopeful. Not counting on much. Just hope the Obamabots suffer more than the rest of us.
Love you guys. Stay safe and enjoy yourselves.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 07:03 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 07:04 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: CDR M at December 24, 2012 07:04 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 07:04 PM (GEICT)
then we were going to go to Fort Jackson after we found out that was our next address....
but UPS took a long time delivering my new 20" upper.....
so we're going to make a lasagna, eat some croissants and play Champions online and maybe teach the lad to play a pen and paper rpg.
The joy is in you and yours not they and theirs.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:05 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2012 07:05 PM (WfUOw)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 07:05 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 24, 2012 07:05 PM (RHZL4)
Louise Gluck
It is the evening
of the birth of god.
Singing &
with gold instruments
the angels bear down
upon the barn, their wings
neither white
wax nor marble. So
they have been recorded:
burnished,
literal in the composed air,
they raise their harps above
the beasts likewise gathering,
the lambs & all the startled
silken chickens. . . . And Joseph,
off to one side, has touched
his cheek, meaning
he is weeping-
But how small he is, withdrawn
from the hollow of his mother's life,
the raw flesh bound
in linen as the stars yield
light to delight his sense
for whom there is no ornament."
Posted by: redclay at December 24, 2012 07:06 PM (+PlLU)
I tell people I'm in favor of shutting down NASA and placing all remaining US operation beyond the atmosphere with the Air Force and Navy working with private enterprise. They looked shocked and ask me if against space exploration. I tell them no, just the opposite. NASA has been holding us back from getting anything worthwhile done since the Apollo program ended.
If I wanted to reduce the pace of space exploration to a minimum, I'd create a government agency with no real goals where all the nerds would be told they had to work or give up on their dreams. Keep all of the talent out of the free market and channeled into useless wanking.
Imagine where we'd be right now if in 195x the government had created an agency to deal with computers the way NASA handles space exploration.
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2012 07:06 PM (kcfmt)
while true I fear they simply saw a different movie than we did....
the left enjoys killing the unborn and the infirm.....
Logan's Run, 1984, and brave New World were NOT how to manuals IMHO.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:07 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 24, 2012 07:07 PM (Mkhiu)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 24, 2012 07:08 PM (RHZL4)
Posted by: Arbalest at December 24, 2012 10:47 PM (IJUaQ)
Actually, I bought her a very expensive watch. Now, all I can do is hand it to her and wish her the best since she refuses to read a god damned tech manual. I am pissed. I asked her if we would exchange gifts and she said no. Then she prsents a bullshit present of cash. My wife hamstringed me and I am supposed to act normal/ Fuck that. What I am thinkng of doing is replacing her.
Posted by: Invictus at December 24, 2012 07:09 PM (OQpzc)
for another 52 minutes or so....then it is good morning....
the ONT zombie crew....
Rum, Nam'Grunt et al....we miss you.
PGiS be safe and happy.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:09 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Robert at December 24, 2012 07:09 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 07:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 07:10 PM (piMMO)
What I am thinkng of doing is replacing her.
It may be cheaper to keep her. (voice of experience)
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 24, 2012 07:10 PM (+9AX9)
u know those delicious little 12 oz glass bottle Cokes?
Now 8.5 ozs. Still more than $1.
Are you looking in the Hispanic food section? Usually the Mexican-made Coca Cola is there, and last time I checked it was still 12oz.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 24, 2012 07:11 PM (GImuC)
Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 24, 2012 07:11 PM (I2LwF)
Sorry to hear it.
We've fallen into the gift card trap that many service families have found themselves in....every once in a bit we do indulge our scouting instincts.
One year I sent Happy Popcorn machines to everyone, and cocomotions....
we scattered to the four winds....
UPS and Fred Ex make bookoo bucks.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:12 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 24, 2012 07:12 PM (RHZL4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 07:12 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 07:12 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 24, 2012 07:12 PM (tZFXb)
so we're going to make a lasagna, eat some croissants and play Champions online and maybe teach the lad to play a pen and paper rpg.
I'm kicking myself for not bringing my copies of Munchkin or Ninja Burger with me, as I'll be stuck at a family gathering tomorrow that could use a couple of social games.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 24, 2012 07:13 PM (GImuC)
and if you have a little Rio De Janiero like Charleston SC you can get REAL sugar in your Coca-Cola...
one nice thing about globalization is you can work around the health nazis a little.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:13 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Robert at December 24, 2012 07:13 PM (LUnTP)
Usually the Mexican-made Coca Cola is there, and last time I checked it was still 12oz.
I heard that the Mex. stuff is still made with cane sugar and tastes better.
u know those delicious little 12 oz glass bottle Cokes? Now 8.5 ozs. Still more than $1.
Take a big swig and refill it with your favorite liquor.
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 24, 2012 07:13 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2012 07:13 PM (WfUOw)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 07:14 PM (piMMO)
For the sheer romance of it. Not the eros kind of romance, the adventure kind of romance. Having the Taliban actively gunning for the British Royal Family strikes me as an immensely fun wake up call for the UK.
What is the worst that could happen? They get Charles? Wouldn't that be just awful?
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2012 07:14 PM (kcfmt)
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Muslims in space? Pretty sure Frank Herbert wrote about this. Pretty sure they were still a bunch of backward fucks who used babies for shields in combat.Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 24, 2012 07:14 PM (BgIBZ)
Nope. Just grabbed them from a floor display. I'll have to check out the Mexican coke. Isn't it made with cane sugar?
Yup.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 24, 2012 07:14 PM (GImuC)
Heh go to drive thru RPG and lok into precis intermedia games I think as publisher....
they have a down and dirty Genre Diversion rules frame that costs maybe 7 bucks.
I put it on the Nook....
happy gaming.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:15 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Butters at December 24, 2012 07:15 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 07:15 PM (piMMO)
...and explorers.
The steely eyed pocket protector clad missile men and engineering geeks that pushed tech are gone. They've been replaced by dweebs who write fucking cell phone apps and privacy invading data mining crap.
For 20 years I resisted it, but even I caved recently. There's no future in the big "vision thing" anymore. There is a future in swindling $.25 each from 200M suckers for ephemeral bullshit eye candy.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 24, 2012 07:15 PM (SmMGT)
and if you have a little Rio De Janiero like Charleston SC you can get REAL sugar in your Coca-Cola...
one nice thing about globalization is you can work around the health nazis a little.
I'm a big believer in multiculturalism: Mexican Coke with my Kentucky Bourbon and a Dominican Cigar. Also, and Asian girl dressed like Mary Poppins on my lap...
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 24, 2012 07:16 PM (GImuC)
Yeah I'll spare everyone my AMAZING DOWNER SVEN analysis but you know the drill....
"We're Americans and we do MIGHTY things."
used to mean something more than "like spend more money than hundreds of years of western civ in one sitting."
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:17 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 07:17 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 24, 2012 07:17 PM (RHZL4)
Heh go to drive thru RPG and lok into precis intermedia games I think as publisher....
they have a down and dirty Genre Diversion rules frame that costs maybe 7 bucks.
I put it on the Nook....
happy gaming.
Thanks, I'll have to check it out. I need to find a gaming group here in the Springs, since I recently lost my entire circle of college friends.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 24, 2012 07:18 PM (GImuC)
Posted by: rickl at December 24, 2012 07:18 PM (sdi6R)
Yeah Ms. 10077 still is not buying into my "need" for a Vietnamese/Quebecois 1/2 breed live in maid/nanny....
ah well life does go on.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:18 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2012 07:19 PM (WfUOw)
Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 24, 2012 07:20 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 24, 2012 07:21 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2012 07:21 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 24, 2012 07:21 PM (SmMGT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 07:22 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 24, 2012 07:23 PM (RHZL4)
Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 24, 2012 07:23 PM (V3kRK)
Posted by: otho at December 24, 2012 07:23 PM (yBF/9)
Amen....
add in that Cameron went out of his way to dehumanize the 1st class passengers....
JJ Astor CHOSE to die. He could easily have taken the Ismay way out but when told "women and children first," he went smoked a ciggarette with his valet and went down like a champ.
I miss men who made their money making life better for people.
Fucking artists.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:23 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is not Eddie Willers yet at December 24, 2012 07:23 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 07:25 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 07:26 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: rickl at December 24, 2012 07:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Robert at December 24, 2012 07:27 PM (LUnTP)
yeah the sequel is what I am waiting for....
don't spoil the ending I'm holding out....
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:27 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: speedster1 at December 24, 2012 07:28 PM (yeM7r)
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2012 11:06 PM
That's the stock leftist response, that if you don't want the government to fund it and run it, "you're against it"
If you're skeptical of junk science funded by political hacks with a preset agenda, "you're anti-science" etc
Hold their head in the toilet and ask them "are you anti-water?"
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 07:28 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Arbalest at December 24, 2012 07:29 PM (IJUaQ)
*Wraps her in a big candy cane colored bow*
Posted by: Robert at December 24, 2012 11:27 PM (LUnTP)
Hey Robert I think you might have left before I linked my friends myspace page. Their album is also on iTunes if you want to check out some of it. They're called A New Definition.
Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2012 07:30 PM (GULKT)
The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety does the stats every year, and these chuckleheads have "won" for something like the last 3 years running. Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 24, 2012 11:23 PM
I'd heard that on the Beltway, drivers of a certain hue and gender will drive under the speed limit on the fast lane just to piss people off.
I discovered it to be true the last time I drove on the Beltway
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 07:30 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 11:12 PM (LRFds)
I am so god damned pissed off. I went way out of my way to be extra special awesone and she fucking lied to me. I an pissed. I am thinking I should have just bought her a gift card and told her to fuck off if she didn't like it.
Posted by: Invictus at December 24, 2012 07:30 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 24, 2012 07:30 PM (WfUOw)
Posted by: Hobojerky at December 24, 2012 07:31 PM (npsac)
I dunno I think he did better work in "The Hindenburg"
George C Scott really appreciated having Brian to work off of....
http://youtu.be/tWci-qkKl5E
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:33 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Robert at December 24, 2012 07:33 PM (LUnTP)
The holidays are a turbulent time.
I hope you find peace and happiness.
It can be hard.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:34 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 24, 2012 07:34 PM (RHZL4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 11:17 PM (GEICT
The old joke was that you could tell who had an asian wife by driving through base housing and looking for new cars with dents in them.
Posted by: Bill R. at December 24, 2012 07:34 PM (QnRSM)
Guess I'll also see who's open late and having killer markdowns.
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2012 07:34 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Robert at December 24, 2012 07:35 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 10:50 PM (UOM4
Jane: All those sleazy congressional bastards knew damn well that the military vote was being screwed up (from previous elections) and did nothing about it. But "we" all voted to return "our" congressional bastards to the DC trough so they could keep on feeding (themselves).
Merry Christmas to you and yours!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 24, 2012 07:35 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 24, 2012 07:36 PM (RHZL4)
You're too kind!
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at December 24, 2012 07:36 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Elizabethe at December 24, 2012 07:36 PM (vc40y)
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2012 07:36 PM (9Qc6B)
Is his name Clark Griswold?
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 07:37 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 07:37 PM (piMMO)
Merry Christmas Moron Horde! I lurk - thanks for helping me get through the days I'm surrounded by Libtard looneys co-workers. Bless you all.
Oh - congratulations Ace.
Posted by: Ponte Vecchio at December 24, 2012 07:37 PM (T3Pu3)
Posted by: Robert at December 24, 2012 07:39 PM (LUnTP)
You're getting a great gift, but it won't arrive until Inauguration Day- four more years of the multiracial wisdom of Barack Obama.
You're welcome, Morons.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at December 24, 2012 07:40 PM (FT2j2)
Posted by: Elizabethe at December 24, 2012 07:40 PM (vc40y)
We hit New York to visit the brewcrew and the GF starts screaming TURN SIGNALS!!!! IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MAINTAINS ORDER!!!
I didn't notice a difference, just more people to watch out for.
Posted by: Zakn at December 24, 2012 07:40 PM (zyaZ1)
Now Avatar, on the other hand...
Posted by: Robert at December 24, 2012 11:33 PM (LUnTP)
Well here's the thing about the rich having noble moments. Cameron was attempting to tell a story happening aboard the sinking of the Titanic. So those noble moments are likely based on first hand accounts of what the survivors say actually happened. So since he wanted that historical aspect he had to include it. In a movie like Avatar where he has no feeling to follow actual human behavior under those circumstances he can engage fully in his liberal classwarfare fantasy.
Posted by: buzzion at December 24, 2012 07:40 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2012 07:40 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 24, 2012 07:40 PM (I2LwF)
Mario Lanza's "Away in a Manger":
http://youtu.be/rkkvAoQGt8M
Posted by: derit at December 24, 2012 07:41 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 24, 2012 07:42 PM (SmMGT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 07:42 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Snikc at December 24, 2012 07:42 PM (y+EM/)
Posted by: rickl at December 24, 2012 07:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2012 07:42 PM (9Qc6B)
In the third and seventh Star Trek movies the emotional high point is not when people die, on camera or off. It's when the ships die. If I come across those movies when channel surfing I'll hang around for those scenes if they're less than ten minutes away. Otherwise, I'll move on.
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2012 07:43 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 07:43 PM (piMMO)
yeah like the left does our diets, our holiday greetings, our wallets, our arsenals, our electrical commerce, our....
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:44 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at December 24, 2012 07:44 PM (xOWfm)
Posted by: Snikc at December 24, 2012 11:42 PM (y+EM/)
And I just love the way that liberals want us all to be free!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 24, 2012 07:44 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 24, 2012 07:44 PM (SmMGT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 07:44 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2012 07:45 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 24, 2012 07:45 PM (pwcU2)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 24, 2012 07:45 PM (RHZL4)
Yeah but in the case of trek it was literally the death of an old friend....
now I must admit that wehn the USS greyhound Bus died in the Lt. Worf show....
I smiled....
but the NCC 1701 dying....
it is like knowing that CV-6 was broken instead of put on a place of honor.....
makes me cry.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:45 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Whatev at December 24, 2012 07:46 PM (2t6Gz)
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2012 07:47 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 24, 2012 07:47 PM (WX65W)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 07:47 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 24, 2012 07:48 PM (RHZL4)
Yup...it's almost like they think expecting "JUST ONE MORE LAW" to make criminal psychopaths act like humans is less effective than a 9mm pain reliever when they have 'sudden homicide syndrome" hit.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:48 PM (LRFds)
The accommodations are far more spacious in Federal prison. We need to revisit what prisoners are entitled to. I think sub spec accommodations are a good baseline to start with.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 24, 2012 07:48 PM (SmMGT)
Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at December 24, 2012 07:49 PM (21TJo)
Posted by: Karl Marx at December 24, 2012 07:49 PM (75ksb)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 24, 2012 07:50 PM (pwcU2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 07:51 PM (GEICT)
Nothing angers and confuses me more than someone going out of their way to be courteous. It breaks up the flow.
Posted by: fluffy at December 24, 2012 07:51 PM (z9HTb)
I think the latest replacement for Che known as Obarko here in Soviet Amerika is as funny as a dead comrade.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:51 PM (LRFds)
The Clinton era crime bill (supposedly) funded 100,000 more cops.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 24, 2012 07:51 PM (SmMGT)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 24, 2012 07:52 PM (pwcU2)
sorry son you're just getting some legos and a single video game...
dad has to let barry throw another 100 billion at greenie wienie energy....
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:52 PM (LRFds)
We used to have a pool for when the fresh stuff would go. Poor Chop would try his best, but we'd go through 12 cows easy before the stuff came even close to bad.
That was non-deployment. Deployment fresh was gone in 2 days
Posted by: Zakn at December 24, 2012 07:52 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 24, 2012 07:52 PM (RHZL4)
Posted by: Whatev at December 24, 2012 07:53 PM (2t6Gz)
Hi everyone. Merry Christmas.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 24, 2012 07:54 PM (6Uliu)
Eternal Green
A Christmas Eve
Long past and gone
The Yuletide Carol
Of a heart gone wrong
We voyeur here
Old Scrooge and young
The Spirits Three
And the wisdom wrung
As it unfolds
The Carol play
I shed a tear
For the heart once gay
Then as the nails
Of life drive in
And hang the heart
We see all manÂ’s sin
Dear Mister Scrooge
For you a prayer
Your broken heart
Be it mended here
Though stranded be
On rocky shoal
GodÂ’s lifeboat sent
Here to save us all
So sing with Joy
And raise the strain
Light trees of love
And redeem our pain
That we like Scrooge
May all walk free
Accept GodÂ’s gift
Of Eternal Green
Posted by: Beto at December 24, 2012 07:54 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: General Trulane ready to pull the trigger on the Rossi at December 24, 2012 07:54 PM (Z5BDI)
Happy yule.
Our fucking weatherpeople need forcemarched to the great lakes in their knickers...
9 goddamned inches my ass.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:54 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 24, 2012 07:55 PM (RHZL4)
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 24, 2012 07:55 PM (SmMGT)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 24, 2012 07:56 PM (pwcU2)
on't worry when barry replicates his "stand there and get shot" tactical brilliance in Africa on a wide scale people will not remember to forget to remember Ben Ghazi...the jeweler on pawn Stars right?
Asshole left.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:56 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Arbalest at December 24, 2012 07:56 PM (IJUaQ)
Merry Christmas y'all. Just got home from family time, had a great evening and good food.
Plus beer.
Oh, and to top it off, I also got some nice gifts.
Hey, what more can you ask for?
Posted by: HH at December 24, 2012 07:56 PM (XXwdv)
Whatev at December 24, 2012 11:46 PM
If you're not too far away from Ft. Knox go the machine gun shoot at Knob Creek Gun Range. Usually second weekend of April and Oct. Sat. nights is when the night shoot goes on. Take a look on Youtube.
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 24, 2012 07:57 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: Snikc at December 24, 2012 07:57 PM (y+EM/)
Posted by: otho at December 24, 2012 07:57 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at December 24, 2012 07:58 PM (Z7Bua)
Hey numbnuts my asshole assistant principal would have killed the fucker.
Go sling your mule shit elsewhere....we're full up on crazy and bitter.
Why are you fuckheads even less livable in victory than defeat.
You fuckers won....go be happy.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 07:58 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 07:59 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 24, 2012 08:00 PM (RHZL4)
Guess I'll also see who's open late and having killer markdowns.
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2012 11:34 PM
Just a tip; don't try to see if teh kittehs and the fish proclaimed a Christmas truce
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 08:00 PM (wwsoB)
He should have filed the papers.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 11:59 PM
Yes. He should have.
Posted by: otho at December 24, 2012 08:01 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 08:02 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2012 08:02 PM (9Qc6B)
Sorry kids, Christmas kinda sucks this year. Why? Cause daddy had to pay for other people's birth control.
Hee Hee I put asprin in my batch. Have fun Sandra Fuck.
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 24, 2012 08:02 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 24, 2012 08:04 PM (RHZL4)
yeah if she looked like Brigitte Aime I MIGHT want to at least watch her subsidized rutting....as it stands now "no"
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 08:04 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: derit at December 24, 2012 08:04 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2012 08:04 PM (9Qc6B)
Does that mean it's going to be safe to drive back on Thursday? Because I'm barely recovered from driving out here Saturday. Fucking Iowa needs to spend a little less resources making LGBT college applicants feel warm and fuzzy and a little more on running a snowplow up and down I-80 and I-380.
But at least they have a snowplow. I'm not so sure about Indiana.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 24, 2012 08:04 PM (6Uliu)
Major fucking cajones. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 11:42 PM
Cameron and his brother invented a camera for shooting film at the crushing pressures.
The man is a technical genius, but a storytelling mediocrity
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 08:04 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 08:06 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Snikc at December 24, 2012 08:06 PM (zyaZ1)
Maybe they were saying the big blow would be full bore by 7-9 pm tonight not a flake,....
if you're coming in from iowa just be ready to head south and over on 40 worst case and I'd wager you'll be fine....
the "snow line" is probably 25 miles north of the I-70 band.,
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 08:06 PM (LRFds)
But at least they have a snowplow. I'm not so sure about Indiana
We've got them but they only run when there's no snow on the roads.
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 24, 2012 08:06 PM (+9AX9)
Make sure you go to every retirement home and spit on vets and their kin who kept you free, you ungrateful shitstain.
Posted by: derit at December 24, 2012 08:06 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 08:07 PM (piMMO)
LA freeways were a snap after that
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 08:07 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 08:08 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Picric at December 24, 2012 08:08 PM (ohDHB)
Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at December 24, 2012 08:09 PM (75ksb)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 24, 2012 08:09 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 08:09 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: The Most Interesting Stoner in the World at December 24, 2012 08:11 PM (zyaZ1)
Must suck to be a troll who has no friends on Christmas Eve and has to get his jollies insulting folks on a blog who don't love his boyfriend King Barry
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 08:11 PM (wwsoB)
what are you on about?
Volunteered to what attack our least favorite personal bugaboo amendment?
I volunteered to serve in the Army my wife still does.
Guns are not to keep me alive they are to protect the innocent from losing theirs.
Again...you won show me paradise buddy.
Tax and spend your way to heaven.
For the guys Sam Donaldson says "own the country now" you sure are butthurt.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 08:11 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Snikc at December 25, 2012 12:09 AM (y+EM/)
You kinda are on the wrong winger blog for that, since this tends to be a mil/ex-mil blog
Posted by: Zakn at December 24, 2012 08:12 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: HH at December 24, 2012 08:13 PM (XXwdv)
Posted by: derit at December 24, 2012 08:13 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: DC in Towson at December 24, 2012 08:14 PM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: Adriane at December 25, 2012 12:03 AM (9Qc6B)
Thanks, Adriane! Hope your paint dries quicker than you get tired of it!
Of course, I have to share my own giant oopsie with paint. Right after we bought this house in 1997, we wanted to change its color and make sure it had a new coat of paint. So we got all these swatches and everything, and -- by odd coincidence -- ended up selecting a color that, when the paint was wet, was almost exactly the same color as the sun-bleached and thoroughly dry paint already on the house. After a few hours, it dried to the darker tint we wanted.
The first coat was a horror when it dried.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 24, 2012 08:14 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Snikc at December 24, 2012 08:17 PM (y+EM/)
Posted by: DC in Towson at December 25, 2012 12:14 AM
I'm in the Eastern time zone. Send me your presents and I'll tell you what you got
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 08:18 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 24, 2012 08:19 PM (75ksb)
"Prior to my first trip to Baltimore/DC, I had someone warn me not to use my turn signals. "
Good God, that brings back memories. I lived in the DC area for many years. I consider myself lucky not to have died in a crash on the Beltway.
It was culture shock to move back to Wisconsin, where people actually slow down and let you change lanes when you put your turn signal on, rather than deliberately speeding up so you can't. In fact, people here use their directionals when they really don't have to, like when they move into a left-turn only lane. Just to make sure you know they're not going to make a right turn from the left lane. (I watched that vid about Russian drivers which was posted here a couple of weeks ago. Turning right from the left lane appears to be a popular move there.)
I don't think Midwesterners - urban ones, anyway - are always much more friendly than East Coasters. I'd give Southerners that award. But Midwesterners are more considerate drivers.
Posted by: Donna V. at December 24, 2012 08:19 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: U. at December 24, 2012 08:19 PM (ttKCq)
Posted by: Snikc at December 25, 2012 12:17 AM
We can take care of ourselves, and since you're a leftist you need the government to take care of you.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 08:19 PM (wwsoB)
Glory to God in the Highest
and Peace to His People on Earth.
Merry Christmas and Best Wishes
to the Moron Nation!
Posted by: sirsurfalot at December 24, 2012 08:20 PM (f51GQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 24, 2012 08:20 PM (1nmNT)
right by taking my weapons you feel you don't need cops.
Ask Mike Bllomby how liberty works.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 08:20 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2012 08:20 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Snikc at December 24, 2012 08:21 PM (y+EM/)
Posted by: otho at December 24, 2012 08:21 PM (yBF/9)
The Canadians and Australians are starting to learn this lesson. They've tightened up their previously lax immigration. You gotta have some skilz to get in through the front door now.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 24, 2012 08:22 PM (SmMGT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 08:22 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 08:22 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: derit at December 24, 2012 08:22 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Zakn at December 24, 2012 08:23 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: DaveinNC at December 24, 2012 08:23 PM (/NgNT)
Take care of yourself how? Posted by: derit at December 25, 2012 12:20 AM (I88Jc)
If a lib gets mugged at gunpoint, he can tell the mugger that he voted for Obama. I'm sure that will save him.
Posted by: Donna V. at December 24, 2012 08:24 PM (BStAJ)
quite....I love canada...and my love is what keeps me from feeling rage at their preaching we OWED Mexopolis a pass.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 08:24 PM (LRFds)
Is Mrs CBD in agreement that Jr needs to straighten up? If so there are groups that can help you get Jr out of the house. It really will be the best thing for him. He has to make his own way, he just needs to see that.
Best wishes. Be strong.
Also, a Merry Christmas to all Morons out there. This blog is a comforting place in these times.
Posted by: Mr Chips at December 24, 2012 08:24 PM (G5FQb)
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 24, 2012 08:27 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: Adriane at December 24, 2012 08:28 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: DC in Towson at December 24, 2012 08:29 PM (Ai+tZ)
Snikc at December 25, 2012 12:21 AM (y+EM/)
Let's see... it's Christmas Eve, and you're spending your time trolling a conservative website? I am sorry you are a miserable, bitter and unloved person, who wants to wreck other people's holiday because you have no joy in your own soul.
Posted by: Donna V. at December 24, 2012 08:29 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Snikc at December 24, 2012 08:29 PM (y+EM/)
These are the moments where I feel the most optimistic. Got my guns, my bride, my strapping sons, my whisky, my freedom. God bless.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 25, 2012 12:20 AM (1nmNT)
Bless you too, Pug and all the morons! A Merry Christmas to all!
Posted by: Donna V. at December 24, 2012 08:32 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Snikc's Blowup "Pal" at December 24, 2012 08:33 PM (SOGo4)
Posted by: DC in Towson at December 24, 2012 08:33 PM (Ai+tZ)
Well, I'm back from having ribs for dinner. Mmmribsmmmm.
Holy crap, I found a yearbook from when I was in fifth grade! That was... [does quick calculation] ...twenty years ago!
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 24, 2012 08:34 PM (GImuC)
Shouldn't you be looking under the nondenominational holiday tree to see what free shit Santa Obama sent you?
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 08:35 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: DC in Towson at December 24, 2012 08:37 PM (Ai+tZ)
http://tinyurl.com/ctpakap
Posted by: The Dude at December 24, 2012 08:38 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: Whatev at December 24, 2012 08:39 PM (2t6Gz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2012 08:40 PM (BAS5M)
There is no proof
Posted by: Snikc at December 25, 2012 12:38 AM
Now you're just being an asshole.
Explains why you have no friends
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 08:41 PM (wwsoB)
If it's not true then I will be known as a good man. If it is true you will be going to hell.
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 24, 2012 08:41 PM (+9AX9)
Bing Crosby and David Bowie
"The Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiXjbI3kRus
Posted by: sirsurfalot at December 24, 2012 08:41 PM (f51GQ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 24, 2012 08:43 PM (jucos)
Posted by: t-bird at December 24, 2012 08:43 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Whatev at December 25, 2012 12:39 AM (2t6Gz)
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Dang dude. Self-defense?
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 24, 2012 08:43 PM (BVkEs)
Old truths decay and new ones are born at an astonishing rate.
More daringly, Arbesman suggests, “Stop memorizing things and just give up. Our individual memories can be outsourced to the cloud.” Through the Internet, we can “search for any fact we need any time.” Really? The Web is great for finding an up-to-date list of the 10 biggest cities in the United States, but if the scientific literature is littered with wrong facts, then cyberspace is an enticing quagmire of falsehoods, propaganda, and just plain bunkum. There simply is no substitute for skepticism.
Toward the end of his book, Arbesman suggests that “exponential knowledge growth cannot continue forever.” Among the reasons he gives for the slowdown is that current growth rates imply that everyone on the planet would one day be a scientist.
First, we were all going to be lawyers ... now, we will all be scientists.
I'm skeptical.
Establishment:
Of course you are, my bright little star...
I've miles and miles of files
Pretty files of your forefather's fruit
And now to suit our great computer
You're magnetic ink!
First Man:
I'm more than that
I know I am...
At least, I think I must be
Inner Man:
There you go, man
Keep as cool as you can
Face piles of trials with smiles
It riles them to believe
That you perceive
The web they weave...
And keep on thinking free
Posted by: Fact Checker with no bias whatsoever at December 24, 2012 08:44 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 08:45 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Whatev at December 24, 2012 08:45 PM (2t6Gz)
Posted by: DC in Towson at December 24, 2012 08:46 PM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: derit at December 24, 2012 08:47 PM (I88Jc)
----
Whiskey doesn't kill people. Whiskey drinkers kill people.
And Santa. Or something....
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 24, 2012 08:48 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Whatev at December 24, 2012 08:50 PM (2t6Gz)
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Shove it up the chimney. (what comes down.....)
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 24, 2012 08:53 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 24, 2012 08:53 PM (A/I9N)
Dude: I was just sitting there real quiet like and this crazy fucking hippie comes down the chimney. The fuckin' chimney. Now who in his right mind does that?
Detective: So you're saying you had no choice but to shoot?
Dude: It all happened so fast. He reached into his bag. How did I know it was only toys. It coulda' been anything....
Detective: So you're saying you had no choice but to shoot?
Posted by: Beto at December 24, 2012 08:53 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: DC in Towson at December 24, 2012 08:54 PM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 24, 2012 08:54 PM (jucos)
And Santa. Or something....
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 25, 2012 12:48 AM
I saw a headline the other day "Blizzard blamed for highway deaths"
No, dimwit journalists, the blame belongs to motorists who don't respect the conditions. It didn't break into their homes, drag them outside and strangle them.
If I ever come to power, journalists will be wired and given a high voltage shock every time they write an idiotic headline or use idiotic formulaic descriptors
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 08:55 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 24, 2012 08:56 PM (GEICT)
It is a tragedy, but likely a necessary one.
The boy pretends to believe...at 13.
God bless them.
The bald apes allowing each other their fantasies.
Enjoy EVERY minute.....the clock runs backwards for no one.
God bless you bud keep safe and well.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 08:56 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Snikc at December 24, 2012 08:56 PM (y+EM/)
Our son is out of Afghanistan. We miss him and are beyond greatful he's safe.
Love to all!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 08:57 PM (UOM48)
Bullshit. Machines generate new "knowledge" while we sleep. Drug simulations, chemical processes, structural analysis, etc, etc.
This can only increase. This writer lacks vision
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 24, 2012 08:58 PM (SmMGT)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 24, 2012 09:00 PM (jucos)
Some guy in NH just got arrested for doing 125mph and DUI. The bottle wasn't driving, he was.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 24, 2012 09:00 PM (SmMGT)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 24, 2012 09:01 PM (RXQ2T)
Symptoms.
Any of the following indicate a reduction, complete loss of, or a reversal of gravity on the Island.
Operators or other personnel appear to be walking on air. See also-"Mind Altering Substance Memo."
Operators or other personnel appear to be walking on water. Disregard if subject sited appears to be Jesus Christ or Adm. Hyman Rickover.
It is rumored that high level Bechtel employees have this capability normally.
Receipt of "Unit 2 Lo-Lo Gravity Alarm" and indication on the Unit 2 Gravimeter that gravity is dropping off. Clouds, Moon or Sun appear to be drifting away.
Inability of loose objects or sleeping operators to remain at rest. (Significant drift of chairs, calculators, plant operators in any direction from the desired setpoints)
Actions.
Verify that two or more of these conditions exist before manual activation of the Gravity Maintenance System.
Posted by: Albert Einstein at December 24, 2012 09:01 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 09:02 PM (UOM48)
When I let the whiskey do the talking, it was pretty glib and got me laid.
Posted by: Beto at December 24, 2012 09:03 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: RWC at December 24, 2012 09:03 PM (sqp6o)
Our son is out of Afghanistan. We miss him and are beyond greatful he's safe.
Love to all!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 25, 2012 12:57 AM
Merry Christmas Jane, glad that you had the best Christmas Eve with the sucky Christmas Day you're expecting with the lefties
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 09:03 PM (wwsoB)
Hey, cut the troll some slack. He is clearly an unloved person (well, Jesus loves him, but since he doesn't believe in Jesus, he takes no comfort from that) who is out to ruin other people's Christmas because he wants the rest of us to feel as miserable and unhappy as he does.
Something to remember, morons, about lefties. They can win elections, they can push their insanely wasteful and stupid agendas on us - but that doesn't make them happy. Because nothing can make them happy. They hope politics will fill the hole in their souls, but it doesn't - not for long. So they latch their hopes onto the next program, the next Great Leader, the next crusade. It won't work- ever.
So even when they win, they lose.
Thank the Good Lord you are not a leftist.
Posted by: Donna V. at December 24, 2012 09:03 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 24, 2012 09:04 PM (RXQ2T)
This troll is a bot. It has yet to pass the Turing test.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 24, 2012 09:05 PM (SmMGT)
Posted by: Whatev at December 24, 2012 09:06 PM (2t6Gz)
I would but the nation just handed a juvenile delinquent stoner walter mitty red the car keys again.....
because of asshammers like snickers.
They gave our nation away because they are losers.
The United States is supposed to show the way to the future not try to make 1848 "really work this time."
I'd wish them to hell but they live there by choice.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 24, 2012 09:06 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2012 12:48 AM (GEICT)
Would that be the one I might assume from the constant buzzing irritation? Which line did he finally cross, or was it the constant irritation on Christmas?
And, speaking of which, I wonder if there are any stats on the Band of Banned.....I'm speaking more out of intellectual curiosity than anything else -- there have been far more outright trolls banned than anyone who showed a spark of actual personality, and if the same tired meme has been the trigger numerous times, perhaps the meme could tell us something that could refine the speed and accuracy of the banhammer. Like finding statistically that someone is much more likely to say "fudgesickle" and get banned within 10 posts of saying "drumstick", there could be an alert whenever "drumstick" was used without "drum" or "chicken" or "turkey".
Posted by: cthulhu at December 24, 2012 09:06 PM (kaalw)
Pitting the NORAD (Microsoft) Santa tracker vs. the Google Dashboard Santa tracker was great fun for me and the kids. That was, until the wife came in and introduced the Twitter tracker, and a pack full of foul heresies.
Posted by: Cowboy at December 24, 2012 09:07 PM (WcgMM)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 24, 2012 10:15 PM
Why ... it's a MAJOR AWARD !!!
Posted by: Old Man Parker at December 24, 2012 09:07 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 24, 2012 09:07 PM (RXQ2T)
Posted by: Aunt Agatha at December 24, 2012 09:08 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: RWC at December 24, 2012 09:11 PM (sqp6o)
Bullshit. Machines generate new "knowledge" while we sleep. Drug simulations, chemical processes, structural analysis, etc, etc.
This can only increase. This writer lacks vision
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 25, 2012 12:58 AM
And schematics for a warp core
Posted by: Zefram Cochrane at December 24, 2012 09:12 PM (wwsoB)
"Was doing the NORAD Santa tracker with the nephews. Had to pull a couple of lib family members in to show them the number of presents delivered at the time - over 6 billion."
Ha! As I recall, it was the logistics issue that made mini-me start to question Santa's existence. Santa had time to eat cookies at our house. He ate cookies at my friends' houses. Then I started to imagine Santa scarfing up cookies at the house of every kid in the world - all in the space of one night.....hmmmm.....and how could that sleigh carry zillions of presents?.....hmmm....
Santa was clearly invented by parents, because he is the best blackmail tool of all time. "You behave yourself now, kids! Christmas is coming and you won't get any presents if Santa knows you were bad!" Good for at least one solid month.
Posted by: Donna V. at December 24, 2012 09:12 PM (BStAJ)
Mario Lanza's "Hark the Herald Angels Sing":
http://youtu.be/8lAqULAtbWc
Posted by: Bertram Wilberforce Wooster at December 24, 2012 09:12 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 24, 2012 09:12 PM (ty37M)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 24, 2012 09:14 PM (1nmNT)
The bizarre thing, my truck was still running so I skedaddled and no one inside noticed the big hole in the wall until the next day.
true fucking story.
Posted by: Beto at December 24, 2012 09:14 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: George F! Lucas at December 24, 2012 09:15 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Cowboy at December 24, 2012 09:15 PM (WcgMM)
Posted by: Cowboy at December 24, 2012 09:17 PM (WcgMM)
Posted by: RWC at December 24, 2012 09:19 PM (sqp6o)
He knows if you've been sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good ...
Santa is a government goon who doesn't respect constitutional rights !!!!
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 09:19 PM (wwsoB)
That was the best truck. I paid $2400 for it, drove it five years and pounded the wheels off of it and got $2000 for it barely rolling on a trade in.
Posted by: Beto at December 24, 2012 09:20 PM (BAnPT)
I just want to drive my head through the windshield on the way to ATL tomorrow. There is no hope. And these are The People of Obama.
Kill. Me. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2012 10:42 PM (UOM4
Regarding this fun family event you're contemplating tomorrow.....
Ahem: *kachew*
Oh, so sorry....you just had a slimy tentacled creature from the abyss sneeze near you -- it just wouldn't be right to risk infecting everyone. *wink, wink*
I'll attest if it'll help a fellow moron out. And we got witnesses.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 24, 2012 09:20 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 24, 2012 09:21 PM (jfSqj)
On a few occasions, I've been very thankful for whiskey. Thank you whiskey.
----
All my favorite songs mention whiskey."Gimme Back My Bullets" being number one.
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 24, 2012 09:21 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 24, 2012 09:22 PM (1nmNT)
Posted by: Real Joe at December 24, 2012 09:22 PM (PD2ad)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2012 09:22 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Cowboy at December 25, 2012 01:15 AM (WcgMM)
Last time we visited my 'rents, we took the long way back from Salem Oregon, through the Cascades, Crater lake, and came back into California from the northeast, and there is some mighty gorgeous country all through there.
My current desktop wallpaper is Castle Crags -- shot I took with a little handheld camera on that trip.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 24, 2012 09:26 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Real Joe at December 24, 2012 09:26 PM (PD2ad)
Posted by: Real Joe at December 24, 2012 09:27 PM (PD2ad)
Santa's merry little elves sometimes subcontract to more capable hands.
Mario Lanza's "Joy to the World":
http://youtu.be/BVpiGA-R-oo
Posted by: Bertram Wilberforce Wooster at December 24, 2012 09:27 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2012 09:29 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 25, 2012 12:42 AM (BVkEs)
Troll Busting WIN!!! Funny how those numbers matched up.
And now back to pretending I'm working on this Christmas eve. Merry Christmas to the Moron Horde, and to all a good night!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 24, 2012 09:31 PM (xa1/W)
Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 24, 2012 09:31 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 24, 2012 09:33 PM (jts1f)
---
I noticed that too. ((blushes))
Posted by: CraigPoe at December 24, 2012 09:34 PM (BVkEs)
Santa is a government goon who doesn't respect constitutional rights !!!! Posted by: kbdabear at December 25, 2012 01:19 AM (wwsoB)
Ah, but Santa rewards good behavior and punishes bad behavior. That's the reverse of what our government does.
"Obamaphone lady, here's your presents. And plenty more where that's coming from! Small business owners, you get lumps of coal."Posted by: Donna V. at December 24, 2012 09:35 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: puddleglum at December 24, 2012 09:38 PM (8SsiG)
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Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 24, 2012 09:41 PM (RXQ2T)
Posted by: Real Joe at December 24, 2012 09:47 PM (PD2ad)
Posted by: That drive-by Mindful Guy at December 24, 2012 09:53 PM (Ynbgq)
Posted by: RWC at December 24, 2012 09:54 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: BoGart at December 24, 2012 09:56 PM (Ugngr)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 09:57 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Whatev at December 24, 2012 09:58 PM (2t6Gz)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 09:59 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Deety at December 24, 2012 10:00 PM (8eLGd)
Posted by: Real Joe at December 24, 2012 10:03 PM (PD2ad)
Posted by: BoGart at December 24, 2012 10:04 PM (Ugngr)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 10:12 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: DAve at December 24, 2012 10:14 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 10:18 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 24, 2012 10:22 PM (jfSqj)
Greetings and Merry Christmas from the Arizona Stronghold of my Apache Brothers.
May the Great Spirit be with you and your loved ones on this Holy Day.
Don't take no wooden nickles White Eyes.
Posted by: solitary knight at December 24, 2012 10:26 PM (Z7MOU)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 24, 2012 10:29 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 24, 2012 10:33 PM (BgIBZ)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 10:35 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: RWC at December 24, 2012 10:36 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 10:37 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 24, 2012 10:43 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 24, 2012 10:44 PM (BgIBZ)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 10:50 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 10:52 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 10:54 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 10:55 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 10:58 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 10:58 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 11:00 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 11:01 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 11:03 PM (9Qc6B)
Then my lunch, a homemade salad sans dressing.
And two of the most delicious sugar cookies EVAR!
I can haz a sugar now if I wantz it.
Posted by: Robert at December 24, 2012 11:04 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 11:04 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: JimboHoffa at December 24, 2012 11:04 PM (dAfqy)
Inspires a like response from me.
May your Christmas day be chock-a-block
With sweetmeats, snow, and a brand new Glock.
Merry Christmas to all the horde.
Enby out.
Posted by: Enby, out at December 24, 2012 11:05 PM (ptlfZ)
*Boosts Santa's sleigh, throws Adriane in the sack*
On Donder, on Blitzen, on Chewie, on Tavo! Come on, Beto!
Posted by: Robert at December 24, 2012 11:07 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 24, 2012 11:07 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 11:07 PM (9Qc6B)
Merry Christmas to you as well Adriane and every moron out there. Y'all give me joy.
Posted by: JimboHoffa at December 24, 2012 11:08 PM (dAfqy)
Ninite comes in very handy for this. It gets about 50% of all the stuff we require installed in one command.
And to pass the time I've also got the second half of an anime series entitled Karin. The title character is a cute teenage vampire girl with a problem. She isn't a normal sort of vampire like her family. She likes food and sunlight and puts blood in her prey rather than drawing it out. Her 'victims' feel extraordinarily strong and cheerful afterward.
If Karin doesn't get rid of her excess blood it tends to build up until it spurts out her nose. This makes a bizarre counter to the Japanese convention of depicting males overcome with lust as having nosebleeds due to high blood pressure.
A new boy at school is the latest generation of a long line of vampire hunters but most of what they believe about vampires is complete nonsense. Worse, he is completely incapable of recognizing vampires and thinks Karin is the perfect woman whom he must do his utmost to woo.
Posted by: epobirs at December 24, 2012 11:09 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 11:10 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 11:17 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 11:20 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: DAve at December 24, 2012 11:20 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 24, 2012 11:20 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 25, 2012 03:10 AM (9Qc6B)
I will require samples of each and anything else you might bake mailed to a top secret location where I shall be waiting patiently with a tall glass of egg nog.
Posted by: Robert at December 24, 2012 11:20 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: epobirs at December 25, 2012 03:09 AM (kcfmt)
Karin, ay?
Sounds inner'stin.
Posted by: Robert at December 24, 2012 11:21 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 11:23 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 11:30 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: DAve at December 24, 2012 11:30 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 11:31 PM (9Qc6B)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 24, 2012 11:33 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 24, 2012 11:35 PM (Rs1uj)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 24, 2012 11:38 PM (9Qc6B)
To dream God only knows
Something involving candy cane patterned bows
And twirling mustaches
Posted by: Robert at December 24, 2012 11:39 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: DAve at December 24, 2012 11:42 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 24, 2012 11:42 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at December 24, 2012 11:45 PM (DUe1U)
Posted by: .87c at December 24, 2012 11:55 PM (VeDGH)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 25, 2012 12:04 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: backhoe at December 25, 2012 12:42 AM (ULH4o)
Posted by: USA at December 25, 2012 12:52 AM (RIg+t)
Posted by: douglas at December 25, 2012 12:56 AM (7zzd8)
With a name like that, you have to know he loved the cock. Satan's Cock.
Posted by: Portnoy at December 25, 2012 01:26 AM (A5Abh)
Posted by: Bitter Unsucessful Libdouche at December 25, 2012 01:59 AM (bS6uW)
Posted by: The Chap with the App at December 25, 2012 02:05 AM (fscec)
Well let's just go ahead and state the obvious...Jeeeze...
Posted by: Portnoy at December 25, 2012 02:07 AM (A5Abh)
Merry Christmas to all of you 'Rons & Etts! I wish for all of you continued faith that we can get our country back. It is hard but I know that you can do it.
Love, hugs, and smoochies all the way around
Posted by: Cheri at December 25, 2012 02:11 AM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at December 25, 2012 02:25 AM (9HhTH)
Posted by: Bitter Unsucessful Libdouche at December 25, 2012 02:37 AM (bS6uW)
I've got both boys home.....one from the Army, the other from the Marines. My son in the Army is still in BT, but they gave everyone ten days leave for the holidays, (instead of the usual leave granted after completing BT), so it's a good Christmas here. It snowed last night, so everything is white and Christmasy looking....with more on the way tomorrow, apparently. I've already laid in the necessary supplies of beer, and.....well, just beer, so I'm good to go. Let it snow!
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 25, 2012 03:17 AM (L7hol)
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Jane D'Oh, Yes, lets hope the Obamabots suffer more than us! they deserve it, we didn't vote for this nonsense.
CarolPosted by: CarolT at December 25, 2012 03:20 AM (z4WKX)
Posted by: TrueNorthist at December 25, 2012 06:00 AM (3Aixx)
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