December 01, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (1 Dec 2012)
— CDR M

So Long Big E. She served her country well.

There isn't another active warship on the planet with a comparable legacy. The USS Enterprise first saw action during the Cuban Missile Crisis, tasked with stopping Soviet ships from reaching Fidel Castro's shores, and on November 4, returned to its Newport, Virginia home after supporting the Afghanistan war. In between, Enterprise participated in most of the major national-security events in its five decade history. Oh, and it made history as well: the Enterprise is the first ever nuclear aircraft carrier.

Hopefully, another warship will bear the name Enterprise. Sure beats all the latest ones.

UPDATE: Seems SECNAV has declared that CVN-80 will indeed be named USS Enterprise.

Unfortunately, Captain Kirk could not attend today's ceremony. China Update

Well, that was quick. Last night I talked about the Chinese house that was left standing in the middle of a new road because the current owner refused to sell. Chinese persuasion works this time. China Demolishes Lone Home, Resistance Symbol As Duck Farmer Agrees To Accept Compensation. I wonder what the "or else" part of the deal was.

The Walking Dead

Now with lightsabers.

I must say, Season 3 has been pretty good so far. Even without lightsabers.

The Real Deficit

This is why you absolutely cannot give Obama free reign to raise the debt limit. Why $16 Trillion Only Hints At The True U.S. Debt.

The actual liabilities of the federal government—including Social Security, Medicare, and federal employees' future retirement benefits—already exceed $86.8 trillion, or 550% of GDP. For the year ending Dec. 31, 2011, the annual accrued expense of Medicare and Social Security was $7 trillion. Nothing like that figure is used in calculating the deficit. In reality, the reported budget deficit is less than one-fifth of the more accurate figure.

Why haven't Americans heard about the titanic $86.8 trillion liability from these programs? One reason: The actual figures do not appear in black and white on any balance sheet. But it is possible to discover them. Included in the annual Medicare Trustees' report are separate actuarial estimates of the unfunded liability for Medicare Part A (the hospital portion), Part B (medical insurance) and Part D (prescription drug coverage).


So let's stop kidding ourselves talking about $16T. It is far higher.

Let it burn.

Hidden Kitteh

Powerful Whisky

Behold, the power of whisky. Whisky Saves Man's Eyesight After Being Blinded By Vodka. I'm going to pour me a shot or two and see what else it fixes now.

The Importance Of Home Cookin'

The Culture In Kitchens. So much to like in this article.

Maybe it was the social turmoil of the 1960Â’s or just the bong resin of feminism; nonetheless, many men, and especially women, have come to see family or the kitchen as a kind of bondage. Parenting has been reduced to a proof of plumbing; have a couple of kids, then get on with your life. Dinner and lunch out - was in. An entire junk food industry matured around convenience, the modern euphemism for selfishness. Adult wants became more important than childrenÂ’s needs.


Baby Names

100 Most Popular Baby Names Of 2012. Thankfully, Barack hasn't cracked the top 100.

Kitteh Video

DJ Kitteh in dah house!

Tonight's ONT brought to you by Disney Princesses:

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1 First?

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 01, 2012 05:51 PM (iK4hL)

2 You have got to be kidding me. Six minutes after the ONT is posted, and I am the first poster.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 01, 2012 05:52 PM (iK4hL)

3 Wow, I could have been first if I hadn't read all the content!

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 05:53 PM (QupBk)

4 Probably waiting until 10PM.

Posted by: CDR M at December 01, 2012 05:53 PM (dKV5k)

5 Ssh. I'm hunting wabbits.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 05:53 PM (QupBk)

6 Gave up on Wisc/Neb

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2012 05:53 PM (j7iSn)

7 Jabba be pimpin'. 'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2012 05:54 PM (Rhie+)

8 Damn it Mark Richt

Posted by: oldGAnewNC at December 01, 2012 05:54 PM (lqbEC)

9

HELLOOOOooo!

(listens for echo)

 

Sure is empty in here.....

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 01, 2012 05:54 PM (iK4hL)

10 Roll Tide!

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 05:54 PM (QupBk)

11
Is Kate Upton dropping by tonight?  I've got a high hard one for her.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 01, 2012 05:54 PM (ndqJC)

12 I can never find the hidden kittehs. Oh, well, one is on the floor next to me. So there's that.

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 05:54 PM (sdi6R)

13 This is why you absolutely cannot give Obama free reign to raise the debt limit.

So what are the chance of our guys giving in?  (If not the debt limit, let's say at least agreeing to something stupid.)

Posted by: AD at December 01, 2012 05:55 PM (GPoE7)

14 @CDR M,

Please to explain: " Sure beats all the latest ones."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2012 05:56 PM (GsoHv)

15 It's like a morgue in here. Oh, hey Abe.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 05:56 PM (MXk8n)

16 Found the kitteh. I love to cook.

Posted by: Y-not at December 01, 2012 05:56 PM (5H6zj)

17 Character-wise, Daryl > Michonne.

Posted by: derit at December 01, 2012 05:57 PM (I88Jc)

18 Please to explain: " Sure beats all the latest ones."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2012 09:56 PM (GsoHv)


Cesar Chavez.  Gabrielle Giffords.

Posted by: CDR M at December 01, 2012 05:57 PM (dKV5k)

19 Another rant: I don't know what's going on at my Dad's house. He's calling me every evening with trivia questions now. ::ring:: "Hello?" "Hey, what's the name of the guy that studies man?" "Name of the guy that studies man..." "Yeah, the name of the scientist that studies man." "Anthropologist" "What?" "Anthropologist" "Say it again?" "An-thro-polo-gist" "What?" ::fume:: And then the night before that: "Hey, who's the composer that the movie 'Amadeus' is about?" "Mozart" "No, that's not it." ::grrr:: When I was I kid, I was his TV remote. Now, I'm Google by proxy.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 01, 2012 05:57 PM (OjQYm)

20 So what are the chance of our guys giving in? (If not the debt limit, let's say at least agreeing to something stupid.) This is the time you absolutely should bet on black. Or half-white. Whatever.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 05:57 PM (MXk8n)

21 "Gave up on Wisc/Neb"

Try the Texas/K-State game, that might be more entertaining.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 01, 2012 05:58 PM (GZitp)

22 "So what are the chance of our guys giving in?"

Posted by: AD at December 01, 2012 09:55 PM (GPoE7)

100%

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2012 05:58 PM (GsoHv)

23 Enterprise was built in Newport News, VA where she was also decommissioned.

Posted by: SicSemperTyrannus at December 01, 2012 05:59 PM (EAESv)

24 Fair winds Big E.



Evening roonz and roonettez!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 05:59 PM (yh0zB)

25 Those Disney princesses? I'd ride them like Seabiscuit at the Kentucky Derby. Well except for Pocahontas, she's a flaming liberal.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Says, LET IT BURN at December 01, 2012 06:00 PM (+AV7H)

26 My kids are all home for the weekend.  I cooked all afternoon.  We ate a lot.  Put up the Christmas (not Holiday) tree and am now watching Holiday Inn.  I love living in a mushroom.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 01, 2012 06:00 PM (DoZD+)

27 So, as I study for the LSAT I get more depressed, because I'm also researching law schools/employment. Each year 44k lawyers are graduating. To fill 20k openings in the legal profession. FML.

Posted by: Hopeless at December 01, 2012 06:01 PM (svdpV)

28 13  AD 100%

Posted by: minometer at December 01, 2012 06:01 PM (PwwAS)

29 Cesar Chavez. Gabrielle Giffords.

Posted by: CDR M at December 01, 2012 09:57 PM (dKV5k)

I was hoping for a reasoned explanation of why the current aircraft carrier design is inferior to the grand old design of the Enterprise.

Clearly you are merely a raving lunatic who froths at the thought of an United States Navy vessel being named after a communist and a socialist.

Welcome. You are among friends.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2012 06:01 PM (GsoHv)

30 Thirtieth !!!!

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 06:02 PM (wwsoB)

31 Free REIN.
It's not just a spelling thing anymore.
"Free rain" means something; so does "free reign."
Neither of them means the same as "free rein."
Nobody even gives a shit anymore. The Wall Street Journal gets this wrong.  

Posted by: comatus at December 01, 2012 06:02 PM (qaVK+)

32 See!!1! I told you Chinca could get things done! Aren't all envious now that Obama hasn't been givent he same power as the Chinese government.

Posted by: Thomas Friedman at December 01, 2012 06:02 PM (sZTYJ)

33

Even without lightsabers.

 

 

 

 

 

On word: katana.  Oh, and Andrea is a skank.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 01, 2012 06:02 PM (DoZD+)

34 Oh, and.....

ACE! Please...please...please fix the blog!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2012 06:02 PM (GsoHv)

35 Hopefully, another warship will bear the name Enterprise. Sure beats all the latest ones. Yep, CVN-80, the next Enterprise.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 06:02 PM (3Y7RV)

36 20 Eisenhorn: Maybe he was looking for Salieri?

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 06:03 PM (sdi6R)

37 21 This is the time you absolutely should bet on black. Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 09:57 PM (MXk8n) Raycist!!!!!11!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:03 PM (GEICT)

38 28 So, as I study for the LSAT I get more depressed, because I'm also researching law schools/employment.

Each year 44k lawyers are graduating.

To fill 20k openings in the legal profession.

FML. Posted by: Hopeless at December 01, 2012 10:01 PM

The really depressing thing is that 20,000 more lawyers will be added

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 06:03 PM (wwsoB)

39 Found the kitteh.

I love to cook.



I approve this post.

Posted by: Martin Yan at December 01, 2012 06:04 PM (z9HTb)

40 Even I, with my shrine to Nick, do not suck as much Saban cock as ESPN.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 06:04 PM (QupBk)

41 I was wondering if I was the only one. Maybe there is some shock of realization, although I cannot understand why . How could you not know that this is what you were voting for? Or, perhaps they decided to start doing some Math! Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at December 01, 2012 10:00 PM (XAKLh) I think it is a case of the mensheviks rolling over waking up and realizing they are the only ones left in bed with the bolsheviks. honeymoon is not going to be what they thought it was.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 06:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

42 Heh. Season 3 of The Walking Dead has been awesome. And yes, Andrea is a whore

Posted by: Zakn at December 01, 2012 06:05 PM (zyaZ1)

43 Carol T... Carol T... Earth to Carol T...!

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 06:05 PM (I2LwF)

44 So, as I study for the LSAT I get more depressed, because I'm also researching law schools/employment. Each year 44k lawyers are graduating. To fill 20k openings in the legal profession. FML. Posted by: Hopeless at December 01, 2012 10:01 PM The really depressing thing is that 20,000 more lawyers will be added Plumber or Electricians, the wealthiest working class people I know. Easy to work for cash too. Fuck the Gov.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 06:05 PM (3Y7RV)

45 I'd like to see another warship named Lexington. That's a good old name for American warships. And of course, it was the first engagement in the American Revolution. There have been five. I think they two were sailing ships, one Civil War gunboat, and two aircraft carriers.

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 06:05 PM (sdi6R)

46 Maybe he was looking for Salieri? Yeah, maybe. He's driving me crazy tho. Every damn night with this crap.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 01, 2012 06:05 PM (OjQYm)

47 they --> that

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 06:06 PM (sdi6R)

48 Hopefully, another warship will bear the name Enterprise. Sure beats all the latest ones.

Unfortunately, Captain Kirk could not attend today's ceremony.


If I were human I believe my response would be .. "go to hell"

Posted by: Capt Spock at December 01, 2012 06:06 PM (wwsoB)

49 Andrea is a skank.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 01, 2012 10:02 PM (DoZD+)


I'm back to hating Andrea this season.

Posted by: CDR M at December 01, 2012 06:06 PM (dKV5k)

50 He's driving me crazy tho. Every damn night with this crap. Maybe he just wants to talk.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 06:06 PM (QupBk)

51 41 Even I, with my shrine to Nick, do not suck as much Saban cock as ESPN. Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 10:04 PM (QupBk) You know that fucker would lie about what's going to happen in your mouth.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:06 PM (GEICT)

52 Also: gonna post my new re-aligned NCAA f divisions soon

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 06:07 PM (I2LwF)

53 There is no free rain. It belongs to us.

Posted by: E.P.A. at December 01, 2012 06:07 PM (jPVBi)

54 Hopefully, another warship will bear the name Enterprise. Sure beats all the latest ones.

Unfortunately, Captain Kirk could not attend today's ceremony.


And it'll probably be commanded by a weenie PC Frenchman

Posted by: Capt Spock at December 01, 2012 06:07 PM (wwsoB)

55 Each year 44k lawyers are graduating.

To fill 20k openings in the legal profession.



Consider another line.


This is good news for the country at large. The bubble will deflate soon.

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2012 06:08 PM (z9HTb)

56 Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 10:03 PM (GEICT) Damn straight. Proud of it. I'm the raceyist racist that ever raced. You didn't hear? In 2008 the definition of "racist" was changed from its previous meaning to: "a person with objective standards."

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 06:08 PM (MXk8n)

57 Cuba? Never heard of it. Anyway, don't you stupid wingnuts know that Communism is the Ideology of Peace? Later, all. God bless.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 01, 2012 06:08 PM (L7dvG)

58 Well except for Pocahontas, she's a flaming liberal.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Says, LET IT BURN at December 01, 2012 10:00 PM (+AV7H)




Keep her face pushed into the pillows and you won't have to hear about it IYKWIMAITYD...




CDR M, we also have USS Jason Dunham (DDG-109), so there is that.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 06:08 PM (yh0zB)

59 Hi Sean Bannion About that Victoria Toensing thread that I mostly missed bc my life is full of noise,distractions, and responsibilities, did Ace ever respond to any of your posts?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 01, 2012 06:09 PM (0PiQ4)

60 Give me another USS Constellation, and I'll ram it down the maw of that thing ...

Posted by: Commodore Matt Decker at December 01, 2012 06:09 PM (wwsoB)

61 Star Wars Episode VII - The Red Light Side

And it seems like the online Star Wars game has gone free to play.  As if I will even bother.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 06:09 PM (BZocQ)

62 Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 09:54 PM (sdi6R)

center lower half in th.e shady spot you will find a kitteh.

I hurt, time for hot shower to fight cramping muscles.

Posted by: Deathknyte at December 01, 2012 06:10 PM (Gq7mh)

63 Damn straight. Proud of it. I'm the raceyist racist that ever raced. You didn't hear? In 2008 the definition of "racist" was changed from its previous meaning to: "a person with objective standards." Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 10:08 PM (MXk8n) I was thinking "has IQ above room temperature"

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:10 PM (GEICT)

64 Haha OSP you'll love this: a student sneezed right on me Thurs. and guess what I woke up with this morning?

Posted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 06:10 PM (XDC0v)

65 And it'll probably be commanded by a weenie PC Frenchman
Who will only sing "Heart of Oak" when an alien has taken over his body/mind.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 06:10 PM (jPVBi)

66 Maybe he just wants to talk Don't want to hijack the thread with Dad rants, but yeah, his wife took off for a year to the Philippines.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 01, 2012 06:10 PM (OjQYm)

67 60 Hi Sean Bannion About that Victoria Toensing thread that I mostly missed bc my life is full of noise,distractions, and responsibilities, did Ace ever respond to any of your posts? Posted by: L, Elle at December 01, 2012 10:09 PM (0PiQ4) One. The one that got it all rolling. Then he ignored me for the next 90 min.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 06:11 PM (MXk8n)

68 Hopeless,

Don't do it.  Seriously.  I took the LSAT a few years ago, got accepted into several law schools but I had gone through with it, my outstanding debt would be $80,000 to $100,000 after graduation.  Being the cold hearted fuckhole Republican I am, I wanted to be a lawyer so I could work for people who couldn't afford lawyers, but I can't do that when I have a mortgage sized loan to pay off.  That's how the firms own you.

So I gave up on that.  Fast forward to today, I'm debt free with enough disposable income to travel around the country at my whim, and ample time to pursue worthy endeavors and different career options without having to bankrupt myself.

I've resolved that I would never ever the fuck EVER go back to school and put myself in debt again unless I could pay my way.  So many masters are as worthless as used toilet paper too.

Posted by: Christina Hendrick's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 01, 2012 06:11 PM (+AV7H)

69 Well, nuts. Rick Majerus has died. RIP

Posted by: Vertov at December 01, 2012 06:11 PM (rRr9n)

70 Every damn night with this crap.

 Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 01, 2012 10:05 PM (OjQYm)

 He wiped your ass, kept you safe, and made you who you are today.

 Buy him a bottle of good bourbon.

 

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2012 06:12 PM (GsoHv)

71 Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 10:11 PM (MXk8n) That doesn't sound like AC......oh...wait...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:12 PM (GEICT)

72 Greensleeves, DAve?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 06:12 PM (jPVBi)

73 Yay! A REAL ONT! With content and everything!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 06:12 PM (kaalw)

74 Each year 44k lawyers are graduating.



To fill 20k openings in the legal profession.


Consider another line.


This is good news for the country at large. The bubble will deflate soon.

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2012 10:08 PM (z9HTb)


Son, that particular bubble was been deflated, slashed, incinerated, and buried in places unknown eons ago.  Some museums might even have unrecognizable fossils of it by now.

Posted by: AD at December 01, 2012 06:12 PM (GPoE7)

75 I have seen better Disney Princesses that are NSFW.

Posted by: Al at December 01, 2012 06:13 PM (V70Uh)

76 Sean, I loved you in that thread and thank you. You're something. Yar, you're yar

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2012 06:13 PM (J6kXj)

77 agh, *has been

Posted by: AD at December 01, 2012 06:13 PM (GPoE7)

78 I'm back to hating Andrea this season.

Posted by: CDR M at December 01, 2012 10:06 PM (dKV5k)

Shes the blond?

I love Darrel(sic). Was glad Laurie died, hated that beyotch.

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 06:13 PM (adaoe)

79 so, I was flipping through the channels, saw a second or the nat geo preppers. guy in Texas has 46,000 rounds stockpiled - enough to shoot everyone in his county 12 times. he should probably get some more.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 06:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

80 Haha OSP you'll love this: a student sneezed right on me Thurs. and guess what I woke up with this morning? Posted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 10:10 PM (XDC0v) Yep, it happens. Some teachers I worked with had a four foot bubble that they wouldn't allow their kids inside, no shit. I never did that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 06:13 PM (3Y7RV)

81 Apparently the US Navy, after ripping the reactors out, won't save CVN-65.  Scrappers torch for her.

Can we at least save the island structure?  Then when Ray Mabus, SecNav, stops naming ships for living politicians, they can transplant her island onto a new Enterprise.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 06:13 PM (BZocQ)

82 but I had gone through with it
********************************

that should be "IF I had gone through it"

Damn alcohol.

Posted by: Christina Hendrick's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 01, 2012 06:13 PM (+AV7H)

83 Ha! I told my sister Sophia wasn't original! You can tell all women in a generation think the same because both my sisters have thrown around every baby name on this list.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 01, 2012 06:14 PM (NzBQO)

84

I think an Aegis cruiser was named 'Lexington'.

 

I frankly do not like the idea of naming aircraft carriers  (or frankly any warship)  after presidents.  It smacks of political Idolatry.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is Eddie Willers at December 01, 2012 06:14 PM (Md8Uo)

85 Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 10:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

Uh...double tap. Only six times.

Or if you really want to be sure...the Mozambique. Only four times.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2012 06:15 PM (GsoHv)

86 So what are the chance of our guys giving in? (If not the debt limit, let's say at least agreeing to something stupid.) Posted by: AD at December 01, 2012 09:55 PM (GPoE7) I read somewhere, Powerline, I believe, that Boehner was pissed off because TFG leaked a private conversation the two had one night. I want Boehner to stay pissed off, and grow a pair. He cannot give in! I have WSJ subscription, I read editorial of what the real debt is, they don't count SS & Medicare. Do you want me to post tiny url?

Posted by: CarolT at December 01, 2012 06:15 PM (z4WKX)

87 Speaking of Cuba (as someone did above) I saw a vanity licence plate yesterday that read CUBA 1961. Unfortunately I don't know whether it was a Commie celebrating the 'glorious revolution' or a dissident recalling when Cuba was free.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 06:15 PM (jPVBi)

88 I much prefer when SSBNs were named for Presidents.  Keep the CVs either historic ships or Revolutionary War battles.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 06:16 PM (BZocQ)

89 Dylan is still in the top 20 of male baby names

Parents, please here me out

I will NEVER take anyone named Dylan seriously. NEVER

You've doomed him to a life of hipsterism, self-importance without substance, or just plain dorkiness

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 06:16 PM (wwsoB)

90 Also USS Michael Murphy (DDG-112)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 06:16 PM (yh0zB)

91 Can we at least save the island structure? Then when Ray Mabus, SecNav, stops naming ships for living politicians, they can transplant her island onto a new Enterprise. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:13 PM (BZocQ) It's already Scheduled to be built, CVN-80. The box is too big, takes up deck space. I would like to see it made into a Naval museum someplace.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 06:16 PM (3Y7RV)

92 28 So, as I study for the LSAT I get more depressed, because I'm also researching law schools/employment. Each year 44k lawyers are graduating. To fill 20k openings in the legal profession. FML. Posted by: Hopeless at December 01, 2012 10:01 PM (svdpV) Stop studying. Law school is a sucker's bet now. If your undergrad degree is inadequate get a tech school degree. Then go read everything Glen Reynolds has had to say about the education bubble, especially in law school, and pat yourself on the back while you pay off your debt early and pursue a career that actually has prospects.

Posted by: joncelli at December 01, 2012 06:16 PM (CWlPF)

93 Fluffy, Christina, I committed to take the LSAT, so I'm going to follow through on that part of it. After February (when I'll take it) I'm seriously thinking of moving to Texas/oklahoma to work in oil fields. As best my research shows, work is plentiful and experience isn't required, and I'm in excellent physical shape.

Posted by: Hopeless at December 01, 2012 06:16 PM (eo/+2)

94 Bannion, was that the thread with my "Ron Burgundy" line? Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:17 PM (GEICT)

95 TY BlackOrchid, but my running buddy over there kept me going the whole time. Lemme have a big Ace of Spades welcome for Mr. B. Cochran!!!!! C'mon, give it up y'all.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 06:17 PM (MXk8n)

96 http://tinyurl.com/bn32r2p

Mildly NSFW Scott Campbell sexy Disney characters

Posted by: Al at December 01, 2012 06:17 PM (V70Uh)

97

And yes, Ray Mabus is a dick.

 

Ceasar Chavez, Gabby Giffords.  Give me a break.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is Eddie Willers at December 01, 2012 06:17 PM (Md8Uo)

98 I think they should give aircraft carriers names like "Your Mom" and "STFU"... kinda sets the tone

Posted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 06:17 PM (XDC0v)

99 I will NEVER take anyone named Dylan seriously. NEVER I have TWO nephews named Dylan. Two out of five.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 06:17 PM (QupBk)

100 Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 10:17 PM (GEICT) One and the same!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 06:17 PM (MXk8n)

101 Here is tiny url to wSJ editorial if anyone wants to read it. http://tinyurl.com/cmaky4o

Posted by: CarolT at December 01, 2012 06:17 PM (z4WKX)

102 Son, that particular bubble was been deflated, slashed, incinerated, and buried in places unknown eons ago


You seem to be implying that there is high demand for new attorneys.


Fitting 44,000 pounds of shit in a 20,000 sack seems...bubbly.

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2012 06:17 PM (z9HTb)

103 I like the cat's reaction when he discovered that the turntable affected the sound of the music. Cat wasn't too amused that his owner put him/her on the turntable. About the deficit, I don't get why the Republicans are dealing with Obama at all. Why aren't they the ones to pass a plan and let the Democrats be the obstructionists?

Posted by: MrX at December 01, 2012 06:18 PM (PxmNZ)

104 Im new here so I profess not to know the personality of this supposed person named Ace. I haven't witnessed him excited about anything except that thread. That seemed personal, that thread. So, is he passionately pro-choice or was that whole thread a devil's advocate thread?

Posted by: L, Elle at December 01, 2012 06:18 PM (0PiQ4)

105 91 Also USS Michael Murphy (DDG-112)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 10:16 PM (yh0zB)


Ah yes.  Now those were good choices.

Posted by: CDR M at December 01, 2012 06:18 PM (dKV5k)

106 OSP, that island as a museum would be cool.  Pensacola NAS perhaps.  And place it on the training airfield just for the heck of it. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 06:18 PM (BZocQ)

107 96 TY BlackOrchid, but my running buddy over there kept me going the whole time. Lemme have a big Ace of Spades welcome for Mr. B. Cochran!!!!! C'mon, give it up y'all. Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 10:17 PM (MXk8n) Ha! Too kind. If it hadn't been about murdering children, it woulda been fun.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:18 PM (GEICT)

108 Yes, CarolT. It was a frank 30-minute discussion meant to be private that the WH, presumably, leaked. I think I read it at Drudge or Hot Air Headlines. You can probably Google stories about it.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 06:19 PM (jPVBi)

109 I think LSAT scores are good for 10 years, so if thats all you're doing, go for it.

Maybe things will change in 10 years that it will be a worthy profession to pursue.


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH, I slay me. 

Posted by: Christina Hendrick's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 01, 2012 06:19 PM (+AV7H)

110 kbdabear,

What do you think of the name "Ryder"?


Posted by: Al at December 01, 2012 06:19 PM (V70Uh)

111 That cat has shitty taste in music. Unless he was trying to turn off the turntable, then he has great taste in music.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2012 06:19 PM (LMPgk)

112 Last post addressed to one Mr. Sean Bannion

Posted by: L, Elle at December 01, 2012 06:19 PM (0PiQ4)

113 DD/DE/FFs are named for heroes.  That has not been messed with too much.

LCSs are named for cities, except for Gabrielle Giffords.  -mutter grumble-

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 06:19 PM (BZocQ)

114 "Well, nuts. Rick Majerus has died. RIP"

Not really shocking but he did have a great basketball mind.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 01, 2012 06:19 PM (GZitp)

115 88 Speaking of Cuba (as someone did above) I saw a vanity licence plate yesterday that read CUBA 1961. Unfortunately I don't know whether it was a Commie celebrating the 'glorious revolution' or a dissident recalling when Cuba was free.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 10:15 PM

Batista resigned on New Years Day 1959

The Bay of Pigs Invasion was April 15, 1961


Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 06:20 PM (wwsoB)

116 UPDATE: Seems SECNAV has declared that CVN-80 will indeed be named USS Enterprise. As it should be.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at December 01, 2012 06:20 PM (XAKLh)

117 Go Go Cornhusker

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2012 06:20 PM (tw6Ar)

118 Okay... Time to post my all-new FBS super-conferences. Note: there are over 40 teams not listed; they will be in minor divisions. SOUTHEAST Conference Div A 1. Florida 2. Georgia 3. South Carolina 4. Tennessee 5. Kentucky 6. Clemson 7. Florida State 8. Georgia Tech Div B 1. Alabama 2. Arkansas 3. Auburn 4. LSU 5. Mississippi State 6. Ole Miss 7. Miami U 8. Virginia Tech SOUTHERN Conference Div A 1. Texas Agriculture and military 2. Baylor 3. Oklahoma U 4. Texas Tech 5. Memphis 6. Texas Christian 7. Houston 8. Louisiana Tech Div B 1. Oklahoma State 2. Iowa State 3. Texas U 4. Kansas State 5. Kansas 6. Southern Mississippi 7. Nevada 8. Utah State NORTHERN Conference Div A 1. Illinois 2. Indiana 3. Ohio State 4. Penn State 5. Purdue 6. Wisconsin 7. Louisville 8. Cincinnati Div B 1. Iowa 2. Michigan 3. Michigan State 4. Minnesota 5. Nebraska 6. Northwestern 7. Notre Dame 8. Boisie State WESTERN Conference Div A 1. Cal 2. Oregon State 3. Oregon 4. Stanford 5. Washington 6. Washington State 7. San Jose State 8. Idaho U Div B 1. Arizona 2. Arizona State 3. UCLA 4. USC 5. Utah 7. San Diego State 8. Hawaii CENTRAL Conference Div A 1. Akron 2. Bowling Green 3. Buffalo 4. Kent State 5. Maryland 6. Miami (Ohio) 7. Ohio U 8. UMass Div B 1. Ball State 2. Eastern Michigan 3. Central Michigan 4. Western Michigan 5. Northern Illinois U 6. Toledo 7. Marshall 8. Missouri What do you think?

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 06:20 PM (I2LwF)

119 I remember when NR did a big cover story on the Debt plus unfunded liabilities.

Let it Burn.

Posted by: Zakn at December 01, 2012 06:20 PM (zyaZ1)

120 I can see how at this point it's extremely tempting to take romneys loss out on prolifers It's a comforting rationale For some And thank you also Mr Cochran, and yoshi and Lauren were pretty all right, plus my girl MWR But Sean . . . Too modest

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2012 06:20 PM (J6kXj)

121 Fitting 44,000 pounds of shit in a 20,000 sack seems...bubbly.

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2012 10:17 PM (z9HTb)

Or it will deflate the ridiculous hourly rate that these cocksucking cocksuckers charge.

I would love to see the average rate drop to $75/hour.

Fuck 'em...it's mostly cutting and pasting and filling out forms.

 

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2012 06:20 PM (GsoHv)

122 Dark Wing Duck was a badass, lightsaber just makes him cooler.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 01, 2012 06:20 PM (NzBQO)

123 You've doomed him to a life of hipsterism, self-importance without substance, or just plain dorkiness


Not to mention piss of bartenders by drunkenly babbling poetry at them, then trying to skip out on their tab.

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2012 06:21 PM (z9HTb)

124 So, I guess naming warships something like "Hammerstrike" or "Deathbringer" is out of the question?

Posted by: otho at December 01, 2012 06:21 PM (yBF/9)

125 I read somewhere, Powerline, I believe, that Boehner was pissed off because TFG leaked a private conversation the two had one night. I want Boehner to stay pissed off, and grow a pair. He cannot give in!

McConnell at least laughed, which is the appropriate response.  Boehner also has to keep the possibility of Cantor trying to topple him at the back of his mind.  Boehner has not been acting in a way that inspires confidence, though (neither do the leaks of how far other representatives are willing to go).

Posted by: AD at December 01, 2012 06:21 PM (GPoE7)

126 111 kbdabear,

What do you think of the name "Ryder"?


Posted by: Al at December 01, 2012 10:19 PM

Google the name Ryder and you'll see mostly porn actresses coming up for results

But if that's the path you want ....

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 06:21 PM (wwsoB)

127 kbdabear, What do you think of the name "Ryder"? Posted by: Al at December 01, 2012 10:19 PM (V70Uh) I think of a yellow truck. Stick with biblical names, don't fuck up the child through your own narrcissistic asshattery.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 06:21 PM (3Y7RV)

128 And place it on the training airfield just for the heck of it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:18 PM (BZocQ)




On the FCLP field, that would be cool!




(FCLP = Fleet Carrier Landing Practice)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 06:22 PM (yh0zB)

129 That cat video cracked me up. I was feeling a little depressed today because i've been stuck in the house sick all week. Thanks Ace!

Posted by: CarolT at December 01, 2012 06:22 PM (z4WKX)

130 well, that's fitting.

so the Huskers receive the ball to open the 2nd half.

45 seconds in, and the Badgers have a touchdown

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:22 PM (bBtob)

131 Woot for OSP

Posted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 06:22 PM (XDC0v)

132

Truman North-

 

Texas A and M is Agriculture and Military? I always thought the M was for Mechanical. Huh. Learn something new everyday.

 

 

Posted by: DaveinNC at December 01, 2012 06:22 PM (/NgNT)

133 Truman, you mis-spelled Boise. 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is Eddie Willers at December 01, 2012 06:22 PM (Md8Uo)

134 CarolT hope you are feeling better now

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:22 PM (bBtob)

135 85 I think an Aegis cruiser was named 'Lexington'. Really? I didn't know that. I'll have to go look it up. I frankly do not like the idea of naming aircraft carriers(or frankly any warship) after presidents. It smacks of political Idolatry. Absolutely. And naming them after living Presidents creeps me the fuck out.

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 06:22 PM (sdi6R)

136 Ryder, as in Ryder Rent-a-Bomb at OKC...   pass.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 06:23 PM (BZocQ)

137 Ah yes. Now those were good choices.

Posted by: CDR M at December 01, 2012 10:18 PM (dKV5k)

Just wait: the U.S.S. Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2012 06:23 PM (GsoHv)

138 no, the M in A-and-M is Mechanical

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:23 PM (bBtob)

139 Google the name Ryder and you'll see mostly porn actresses coming up for results But if that's the path you want .... Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 10:21 PM (wwsoB) Dylan Ryder being my personal fave. Pic forthcoming.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:23 PM (GEICT)

140 125 So, I guess naming warships something like "Hammerstrike" or "Deathbringer" is out of the question?

Posted by: otho at December 01, 2012 10:21 PM (yBF/9)



I would so like to see that.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 06:23 PM (kaalw)

141 That seemed personal, that thread. So, is he passionately pro-choice or was that whole thread a devil's advocate thread? I don't really know. I know this, that's the first time I've seen him become the biggest dick in a thread. Usually that dubious distinction goes to a troll. Occasionally to EoJ....but usually a troll.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 06:23 PM (MXk8n)

142 What do you think? Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 10:20 PM

If the championship is resolved by a Rollerball style death match, I'm pretty cool with it

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 06:24 PM (wwsoB)

143 What do you think? Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 10:20 PM (I2LwF) Central conference looks a little weak.

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2012 06:24 PM (j7iSn)

144 Truman North- I am here!

Posted by: CarolT at December 01, 2012 06:24 PM (z4WKX)

145 Just wait: the U.S.S. Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2012 10:23 PM (GsoHv)


Heavily armed with birth control I'm sure.

Posted by: CDR M at December 01, 2012 06:25 PM (dKV5k)

146 What do you think? I think a pigs pussy is pork.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 06:25 PM (3Y7RV)

147 I loved the old Brit names for warships. I mean, why don't we have a USS Indefagitable??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 06:25 PM (MXk8n)

148 yeah, let's have the USS Annihilator

or the USS Thunderdome

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:25 PM (bBtob)

149 Nobody cared about my hipster story this afternoon, so I shall repeat it here.


I went to our local farm stand to pick up our meat share. I parked next to a Chevy Volt, rolled my eyes (in my mind). A quick glance at the customers and I spotted the driver by his hipster douchebag hat. Free thinking sheep.


When I got home, I told the wife that if I ever get that way, put me down.

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2012 06:25 PM (z9HTb)

150 Truman North- here is my email: ctarasewicz@comcast.net Carol

Posted by: CarolT at December 01, 2012 06:25 PM (z4WKX)

151 btw I hate Ryder.  My niece's named her boy that and now my daughter is planning to name her boy, due in January, that. 

I don't have the heart to ask her if he gets a kid sister is she going to name her "U-Haul?"

Posted by: Al at December 01, 2012 06:25 PM (V70Uh)

152 Hopeless: eject, eject, eject! Take it from me and 99% of the other lawyers I know: don't do it.

Posted by: PabloD at December 01, 2012 06:26 PM (jzVxI)

153 Just wait: the U.S.S. Sandra Fluke.
Where everyone goes down with the ship.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 06:26 PM (jPVBi)

154 I think we should name a carrier "Fuck You, That's Why" or "Bombs On Yer Ass" or maybe "Howya Like That BEEEEEYotch!" I'd come out of retirement to serve on HLTB.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 06:26 PM (yh0zB)

155 Fresno State, and I'm guessing your moving Duke and North Carolina down to 1-AA.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 01, 2012 06:26 PM (NzBQO)

156 o.o Might one inquire what's wrong with the name Dylan?  Kinda curious here.  Is there some famous lib named Dylan?

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 01, 2012 06:26 PM (HJH7K)

157 I always liked USS Devastator.

Posted by: CDR M at December 01, 2012 06:26 PM (dKV5k)

158 USS Yorktown, CV-5 and CV-10, is now CG-48.  An Aegis cruiser.  Launched in 1984 and last cruise in 2004.  She is being cut up now.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 06:26 PM (BZocQ)

159 Just wait: the U.S.S. Sandra Fluke.
Where everyone goes down with the ship.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 10:26 PM (jPVBi)



Hafta be a submarine then...fitting, full of seamen...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 06:26 PM (yh0zB)

160 Each year 44k lawyers are graduating. ..and we wonder why the country is so fucked up.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at December 01, 2012 06:27 PM (XAKLh)

161

Hey kids-

Stepped away for a minute. I'm having a great weekend.  Worked in the yard all day, and Mrs. is pleased. Ate steak again tonite (with baked potato and grilled asparaugus with Bernaise) because it's the "best buy" this weekend (I halved my portion from last night though). I'm on my 3rd 'Rebel Yell' whiskey sour, 'cause it seems right - listening to Johnny Mathis and Andy Williams Chrismas albums, while finishing the decorating (and because it's "my" Valu-Rite brand). Have a 10:30 tee-time tommorow with my buds.  So, while I am pissed about politics...It aint all bad.  God must still really love me!

-

And in case you missed it on the flip, Peaches 'made me' change my nic.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire (Formerly J.A.M) at December 01, 2012 06:27 PM (mkb9H)

162

150

I care. There. Done.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 01, 2012 06:28 PM (pSM8F)

163 I know it's old, but it's always funny

USS Ted Kennedy

http://tinyurl.com/bvyyp9f

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 06:28 PM (wwsoB)

164 Evening all. Went to see the Christmas tree lighting in Towson tonight, then out for a few drinks. watched Santa ride in on a fire engine. Awesome evening. Whatchall up to?

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 01, 2012 06:28 PM (Ai+tZ)

165 Thanks chemjeff, better but not 100%. I can't afford to lose weight and I am sure I have.

Posted by: CarolT at December 01, 2012 06:28 PM (z4WKX)

166 USS Mutilator

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2012 06:28 PM (LMPgk)

167 or the USS Thunderdome
On loan from the Royal Australian Navy? And would the crew wear hockey equipment as standard issue?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 06:28 PM (jPVBi)

168

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 10:20 PM (I2LwF)


you have a mix of major and minor teams in each conference.  not good.

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:28 PM (bBtob)

169 Dude got blown up

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2012 06:28 PM (tw6Ar)

170 Dylan Ryder NSFW And she's like 40 yrs old. http://tinyurl.com/d8zhbo2

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:28 PM (GEICT)

171 I'm actually glad you got rid of Colorado, it is NOT a football school, at least not anymore.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 01, 2012 06:29 PM (NzBQO)

172 I would name a Carrier the USS Clint Eastwood.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 06:29 PM (3Y7RV)

173 Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 10:28 PM (GEICT) Yep, still hot and knows how to ride a cock

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2012 06:30 PM (tw6Ar)

174 I care. There. Done.


Watch it, Pal. I have vacation slides.

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2012 06:30 PM (z9HTb)

175 168 or the USS Thunderdome
On loan from the Royal Australian Navy? And would the crew wear hockey equipment as standard issue?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 10:28 PM (jPVBi)


yeah, that's fine

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:30 PM (bBtob)

176 44 Carol T... Carol T... Earth to Carol T...! Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 10:05 PM (I2LwF) I am here TRUMAN! I posted my email at #151!

Posted by: CarolT at December 01, 2012 06:31 PM (z4WKX)

177 San Jose State does not belong in the same conference as Oregon

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:31 PM (bBtob)

178 I'd come out of retirement to serve on HLTB. Ditto. I'd even become homosexual That is a requirement to be in the Navy, right? I mean, I don't want to have to buy a whole new wardrobe if I don't have to.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 06:31 PM (MXk8n)

179 Fantastic block by the Nebraska WR...he'll never have to buy a beer in Lincoln again. If that shit's gonna get called, just go helmet to helmet with the kill shot.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 01, 2012 06:31 PM (Tz0EL)

180 or the USS Thunderdome On loan from the Royal Australian Navy? And would the crew wear hockey equipment as standard issue? Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 10:28 PM (jPVBi) uss watts

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 06:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

181 USS Lexington, AVT-16/CV-16/CVA-16, is still a museum in Texas.  She was the last active Hancock class carrier in the US Navy.  I say Hancock because that ship was the lead ship in the SCB-37C modifications that converted Essex carriers into more modern ships with hurricane bows, MLS, and an angled deck along with many other mods.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 06:31 PM (BZocQ)

182 or the USS Thunderdome On loan from the Royal Australian Navy? And would the crew wear hockey equipment as standard issue? Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 10:28 PM (jPVBi) uss sandusky

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 06:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

183 Fantastic block by the Nebraska WR...he'll never have to buy a beer in Lincoln again. If that shit's gonna get called, just go helmet to helmet with the kill shot. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 01, 2012 10:31 PM (Tz0EL) Payback is a bitch. That will not go unanswered.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 06:32 PM (3Y7RV)

184 uss elmo

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 06:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

185 157 o.o Might one inquire what's wrong with the name Dylan? Kinda curious here. Is there some famous lib named Dylan?
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 01, 2012 10:26 PM

Take a look at every juiceboxer you know named Dylan

If that's not enough to convince you, there's Dylan Ratigan (MSNBC) , Dylan Avery (Loose Change Producer) , Dylan Klebold (Columbine Shooter)

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 06:32 PM (wwsoB)

186 VT in the SE West? Is that so there can be an in-conference homecoming game?

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 06:32 PM (QupBk)

187 And she's like 40 yrs old. Ahem. I told you the other day. "Experienced".

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 06:33 PM (MXk8n)

188 Oh hell. Seriously?


http://www.getrealtouch.net/ (maybe NSFW?)


I guess this is what nerds have instead of girlfriends.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 06:33 PM (yh0zB)

189 uss elmo
Would its ship's crest be an ironed fist?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 06:33 PM (jPVBi)

190 Time to derail things for Sean, The Dude, and BCochran -
http://youtu.be/NYmg3lrX374

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 06:34 PM (BZocQ)

191 OR.......coming soon to a PC Navy near you...

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 06:34 PM (85EaA)

192 179 Ditto. I'd even become homosexual That is a requirement to be in the Navy, right? I mean, I don't want to have to buy a whole new wardrobe if I don't have to. Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 10:31 PM (MXk8n) My BIL is Navy. Academy grad. Out having lunch, sitting at the bar when two AF guys sit down across the bar from us. Took about 2 minutes before insults started flying. The best? AF guy called my BIL a "pelican fucker".

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:34 PM (GEICT)

193 USS Flaming Balls of Death

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:34 PM (bBtob)

194 1. The teams in the central have a ton of room to grow, and are going in the right direction. Definitely stronger than a Big East, likely stronger than an ACC superconference. But yeah, it's the weakest. 2. A and T is technology? Wooops! Sorry. 3. Fresno state turns out a good number of pro players and has a nice base of boosters. Also it's a state school and as such has the potential to be on be same footing as USC and UCLA.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 06:34 PM (I2LwF)

195 Hey BC! Seems we share a taste In, er, "professional" women. She's a fox.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 01, 2012 06:35 PM (Ai+tZ)

196 I would switch Iowa St and Boise St. Boise needs to be in the pacific or southern.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 01, 2012 06:35 PM (NzBQO)

197 90 I will NEVER take anyone named Dylan seriously. NEVER The original, absolutely. The namesakes, not so much. I know I've linked this here before a couple of times, but I can't help it. I love this performance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7r4067rN_E Since it's a poor quality audience recording, this handy lyric guide may be necessary: http://www.bobdylan.com/us/songs/mississippi

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

198 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 10:33 PM (yh0zB) Too much hassle, just have an Tenga Egg

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2012 06:35 PM (tw6Ar)

199 USS Flaming Balls of Death

sorry, I guess that would ahve to be the name of Bawney Fwank's private yacht

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:35 PM (bBtob)

200 Couldn't your BIL have called the guy a 'pelican fucker' too because pelicans fly?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 06:36 PM (jPVBi)

201 That is a requirement to be in the Navy, right?

I mean, I don't want to have to buy a whole new wardrobe if I don't have to.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 10:31 PM (MXk8n)



Ha ha. (looks for finger emoticon)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 06:36 PM (yh0zB)

202 Off to read about the middle ages and fall asleep. See you tomorrow, morons.

Posted by: joncelli at December 01, 2012 06:36 PM (CWlPF)

203 Gays getting married at West Point. Outstanding. I'm sure that chaos a few hides around these parts. It's a huge victory for us far-left butt pirates.

Posted by: He's a mooslin!!!1!!1!! at December 01, 2012 06:36 PM (Roc15)

204 uss elmo Would its ship's crest be an ironed fist? Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 10:33 PM (jPVBi) heh. yep sailing soon to a coast near you to give you the full clash

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 06:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

205 I guess this is what nerds have instead of girlfriends.


OK, that site is going to do weird things to my browser cookies. Let's see what a refresh of the main page brings.

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2012 06:36 PM (z9HTb)

206 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 10:33 PM (yh0zB) Where the hell was that twenty five years ago. I could have been a rich man instead of chasing pussy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 06:37 PM (3Y7RV)

207 the U.S.S. Sandra Fluke. Where everyone goes down with the ship. Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 10:26 PM (jPVBi) With?..you mean 'on'.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 01, 2012 06:37 PM (53riN)

208 191 Time to derail things for Sean, The Dude, and BCochran -http://youtu.be/NYmg3lrX374Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:34 PM (BZocQ) Thank God. I thought it was going to be yet another YouTube parody of "Gangnam Style"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 06:37 PM (MXk8n)

209 Some of the naval technology coming down the pipe is really spectacular. and by "some" I mean ship mounted railguns.

Posted by: Hopeless at December 01, 2012 06:37 PM (n9F1h)

210 I know, I was wondering where Fresno State was.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 01, 2012 06:37 PM (NzBQO)

211 McConnell at least laughed, which is the appropriate response. Boehner also has to keep the possibility of Cantor trying to topple him at the back of his mind. Boehner has not been acting in a way that inspires confidence, though (neither do the leaks of how far other representatives are willing to go). Posted by: AD at December 01, 2012 10:21 PM (GPoE7) I hope McConnell knows that Obama hates to be made fun of, by laughing in Timmy's face, I'm sure it pissed TFG off. He is the most vindictive man ever, and his enemy list, come on, that should have everyone pissed off, especially the liberals, when he orders US citizens killed by drone strikes! I thought libs like human rights and are against death penalties. But not when he's the one giving orders to kill.

Posted by: CarolT at December 01, 2012 06:37 PM (z4WKX)

212

'Sup GGE. Great day in the Carolinas, huh? December - and I'm in shorts & T-shirt all day. And I suppose the Panthers should beat KC (although I hate that they have all that "drama" and turmoil today).

Posted by: Capt. Backfire (Formerly J.A.M) at December 01, 2012 06:38 PM (mkb9H)

213 I wonder how many poles are gonna get smoked at West Point here soon. I know there will be lots of hot young cadets to covet!

Posted by: He's a mooslin!!!1!!1!! at December 01, 2012 06:38 PM (Roc15)

214 GGE, is this what you're looking for?

_____ | || |\___/| | | | | | | | | | | | | ____||____|____ / | | \ / | | | \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / | / \ / \ / | | | |

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:38 PM (bBtob)

215 okay, that turned out ugly, never mind

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:38 PM (bBtob)

216

yeah, let's have the USS Annihilator

or the USS Thunderdome

 

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 10:25 PM

 

 

 I always liked USS Devastator.


 

Posted by: CDR M at December 01, 2012 10:26 PM

 

 

Yeah, that's the stuff. USS Bringiton, USS Throttler. USS Disemboweler, etc.

 

Posted by: otho at December 01, 2012 06:38 PM (yBF/9)

217 I hear sequestration reduces that to sandra fluke on deck with a sack or ping pong balls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 06:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

218 The USS Reliant was the ship Khan took over

Coincidentally, the Reliant was also one of the Chrysler K cars being pitched by Ricardo Montalban in the 80s

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 06:39 PM (wwsoB)

219 191 Time to derail things for Sean, The Dude, and BCochran - http://youtu.be/NYmg3lrX374 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:34 PM (BZocQ) What....the fuck....was that?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:39 PM (GEICT)

220

119, Truman North


The NCAA seems to be heading the direction you posted anyway. I figure 3 conferences. Eastern & Western conferences filled with teams that make the NCAA & University barons rich. Then a conference full of misfit teams to pretend they give a shit about them (similar to the Island of Misfit Toys from Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer).

Posted by: puddleglum at December 01, 2012 06:39 PM (7IQaF)

221 USS Impaler, good name for an SSBN.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 06:39 PM (BZocQ)

222 chem check out Key and Peele subsitiute teacher. I don't know how to do the url thing

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 06:40 PM (85EaA)

223 I bet Obama is toasting to equality right now with some huge fags from the military right now! To the right to marry!! Hoo-rah!!

Posted by: He's a mooslin!!!1!!1!! at December 01, 2012 06:40 PM (Roc15)

224 somehow, the Husker defense was replaced by blind middle school girls somewhere along the way

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:40 PM (bBtob)

225

USdebtclock has US Unfunded Liabilities at $121 Trillion dollars.

 

That's just $12.1 Trillion dollars when tomorrow's dollar is worth 10 cents of today's dollar. And I remember back when the American dollar was worth $1.40 Canadian in 1999. Now, parity.

 

Insane.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 01, 2012 06:40 PM (AC0lD)

226 I put major and minor programs in every conference, true. But it keeps good teams from having to pad their records with the Nichols States of the world and gets revenue from big teams to little teams The teams not listed are not relegated or anything. They can play but their divisions don't get automatic BCS berths. Switch VA Tech with another team-- totally up for better conferences if you have a good idea.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 06:40 PM (I2LwF)

227 Usage in fantasy and scifi games of late notwithstanding, I always liked the idea of a vessel named Sovereign.



Last time we had a vessel named Sovereign in the USA was 1918 according to wiki.




Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 01, 2012 06:40 PM (HJH7K)

228 USS Impaler, good name for an SSBN. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:39 PM nicknamed vlad

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 06:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

229 I said it would derail things BCochran....

Sean likes its.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 06:40 PM (BZocQ)

230 My mother told me that when I was a baby my father, who was a marine, got a call and had to leave right away. He couldn't say where he was going or when he would return. He later told her where he had gone. He was on the deck of a ship waiting for the order to invade Cuba. The operation was called off at the last minute.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at December 01, 2012 06:40 PM (eacF6)

231 158 I always liked USS Devastator. Devastators didn't do so well at Midway.

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 06:41 PM (sdi6R)

232 When I was I kid, I was his TV remote. Now, I'm Google by proxy.

My Dad's been gone a year.  I miss him all the time, but not his computer questions.

Posted by: Church Lady Voice at December 01, 2012 06:41 PM (Xefrb)

233 Time to derail things for Sean, The Dude, and BCochran -
http://youtu.be/NYmg3lrX374

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:34 PM (BZocQ)



Oh, that was hilarious! Of course now I'll have that song stuck in my head all night.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 06:41 PM (yh0zB)

234 Yeah, that's the stuff. USS Bringiton, USS Throttler. USS Disemboweler, etc. Well, maybe not the Bringiton. I'd end up doing the whole cruise just thinking about Kirsten Dunst.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 06:41 PM (MXk8n)

235 189 Oh hell. Seriously? http://www.getrealtouch.net/ (maybe NSFW?) I guess this is what nerds have instead of girlfriends. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 10:33 PM (yh0zB) *wiping alcohol from screen*

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 01, 2012 06:41 PM (jts1f)

236 USS Fuck You "Today the US deployed the Fuck You to the Persian Gulf"

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:42 PM (GEICT)

237

The post at 221 should have an 'and' between Eastern/Western. Why does the board seem to want to join seperate words together? Its unnatural, board! Stop it!

Posted by: puddleglum at December 01, 2012 06:42 PM (7IQaF)

238 Since it's a poor quality audience recording, this handy lyric guide may be necessary:

http://www.bobdylan.com/us/songs/mississippi Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 10:35 PM

I've never gotten the Bob Dylan worship

He sounds like a goat with his nuts caught in a barbed wire fence

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 06:42 PM (wwsoB)

239 223 chem check out Key and Peele subsitiute teacher. I don't know how to do the url thing

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 10:40 PM (85EaA)


Okay I'll check it out at home, can't really hear any videos at my current location

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:42 PM (bBtob)

240 Also, on the topic of baby names, for the love of Mike, don't get all creative with the spelling.  In one class, I had a Kayleigh, Kalee, and a Caylie.  All three pronounced the same.  And if you give your kid a gender neutral name, please do not get all offended when people assume your boy is a girl or vice versa.

Posted by: Ruby at December 01, 2012 06:42 PM (vt4Ip)

241 191 Time to derail things for Sean, The Dude, and BCochran -
http://youtu.be/NYmg3lrX374
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:34 PM (BZocQ)



...madam, you win five thousand internets.  LOL

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 01, 2012 06:42 PM (HJH7K)

242 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2012 06:43 PM (JMmQ9)

243 Hey Morons, what's shakin'??

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 01, 2012 06:43 PM (1OZSU)

244 1. yay, hidden kitteh! 2. Shouldn't that title be, behold the power of vodka! blinded by vodka! I knew I hated it for a reason. 3. some of those Princesses seem quite happy with the metal bikinis, while others... don't.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 01, 2012 06:43 PM (oU9pV)

245 The most common baby name in Europe right now is ...

Mohammed

Europe's doom is a matter of when, not if

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 06:44 PM (wwsoB)

246 211 I know, I was wondering where Fresno State was. Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 01, 2012 10:37 PM (NzBQO) Gosh... I guess you're right! Fresno is a perennial top 40 program. Lets pull SJSU out of Western A and plug in Fresno state.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 06:44 PM (I2LwF)

247 'Sup GGE. Great day in the Carolinas, huh? December - and I'm in shorts T-shirt all day. And I suppose the Panthers should beat KC (although I hate that they have all that "drama" andturmoil today).

Posted by: Capt. Backfire (Formerly J.A.M) at December 01, 2012 10:38 PM (mkb9H)



Sure was, I was out with the top down today. Nice new nic BTW. Anyone seen NC Ref?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 06:44 PM (yh0zB)

248 Wow, you guys are weak and timid tonight. No ones man enough to acknowledge the fact that homos can now go to WEST POINT to get MARRIED???? Sounds like some closet cases! That's hot

Posted by: He's a mooslin!!!1!!1!! at December 01, 2012 06:44 PM (Roc15)

249 USS Incinerator

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:44 PM (bBtob)

250 Stuck inside a mobile home with the Memphis high school band.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2012 06:44 PM (LMPgk)

251 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:34 PM (BZocQ) Just reminds me that I still need to buy FLCL

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2012 06:44 PM (tw6Ar)

252 148 I loved the old Brit names for warships. I mean, why don't we have a USS Indefagitable?? Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 10:25 PM (MXk8n) Um... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=indefagitable

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 06:45 PM (sdi6R)

253 Also, on the topic of baby names, for the love of Mike, don't get all creative with the spelling. In one class, I had a Kayleigh, Kalee, and a Caylie. All three pronounced the same. And if you give your kid a gender neutral name, please do not get all offended when people assume your boy is a girl or vice versa. Posted by: Ruby at December 01, 2012 10:42 PM (vt4Ip) Thank you, I have a Grace Clara and a Carolyn Rose. If they don't like it they can change it when they are old enough, but, it will no scar them.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 06:45 PM (3Y7RV)

254 The USS Reliant was the ship Khan took over Coincidentally, the Reliant was also one of the Chrysler K cars being pitched by Ricardo Montalban in the 80s Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 10:39 PM (wwsoB) I demand the Genesis device and rich Corinthian leather!

Posted by: Khan at December 01, 2012 06:45 PM (sZTYJ)

255 I went to school with twins named Tarantulla and Yvonne. And it was pronounced Y-von-ee, not Yavon.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire (Formerly J.A.M) at December 01, 2012 06:45 PM (mkb9H)

256 GGE, so how was the cruise-in.  Be thankful did not find that video last night or you might have been singing it at the cruise in.

Kinley Ardal, thanks.  Now can I convert those points in Barack Bucks?  Or at least a blueberry waffle?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 06:45 PM (BZocQ)

257 TRUMAN NORTH, I POSTED MY EMAIL AT #151. I WANT TO CHANGE THIS STATE TO PURPLE, THEN RED! i have to go for now, if someone sees a comment from Truman, please tell him to email me. Thanks. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at December 01, 2012 06:46 PM (z4WKX)

258 Thank God. I thought it was going to be yet another YouTube parody of "Gangnam Style" Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 10:37 PM (MXk8n) There can never be too many parodies of Gangnam Style.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 01, 2012 06:46 PM (oU9pV)

259 USS STFU

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:46 PM (bBtob)

260 I could seriously Hoover some seamen right now. Any Navy queers in here?

Posted by: He's a mooslin!!!1!!1!! at December 01, 2012 06:47 PM (Roc15)

261 There can never be too many parodies of Gangnam Style. Or Downfall parodies.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 06:47 PM (QupBk)

262 Coincidentally, the Reliant was also one of the Chrysler K cars being pitched by Ricardo Montalban in the 80s Actually he was pitching the Cordoba.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 06:47 PM (3Y7RV)

263

Kid names I've seen:

Doodland

 

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 06:47 PM (85EaA)

264 USS Stompy Boots.  Its an assault carrier.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 06:47 PM (BZocQ)

265 Le-a .. the dash don't be silent

Posted by: Peggy Joseph at December 01, 2012 06:47 PM (wwsoB)

266 Um... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=indefagitablePosted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 10:45 PM (sdi6R)1 Very amusing. Now try Websters.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 06:47 PM (MXk8n)

267 257 Or at least a blueberry waffle? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:45 PM (BZocQ) The Horde is always willing to make you pancakes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:47 PM (GEICT)

268 Hey Truman- What did you do with Vanderbilt?  I think that Clemson should be SEC and Vandy ACC. Or Duke and Vandy should be Ivy.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire (Formerly J.A.M) at December 01, 2012 06:47 PM (mkb9H)

269 189 - Good luck explaining what that is when the wife finds it in the dishwasher. 


EOJ's "friend" probably had an easier time explaining why he was running his travel mug through for the 50th straight cycle.

Posted by: butch at December 01, 2012 06:48 PM (nK2Sx)

270 USS FYNQ

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2012 06:48 PM (JMmQ9)

271 Cap'n Backfire, I like your new nic. good job.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 01, 2012 06:48 PM (oU9pV)

272 Wow, you guys are weak and timid tonight. No ones man enough to acknowledge the fact that homos can now go to WEST POINT to get MARRIED????

Sounds like some closet cases! That's hot

Posted by: He's a mooslin!!!1!!1!! at December 01, 2012 10:44 PM (Roc15)



The only thing that is different is the getting married part...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 06:48 PM (yh0zB)

273 Revenge is a dish best served cold... on fine Corinthian leather

Posted by: KHAN at December 01, 2012 06:48 PM (bBtob)

274

Kinley Ardal, thanks. Now can I convert those points in Barack Bucks? Or at least a blueberry waffle?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:45 PM (BZocQ)



Dunno, recent exchange rates make my head spin, constant currency fluctuations that make a plasma globe look predictable. @@ 

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 01, 2012 06:48 PM (HJH7K)

275

Annihilator

Devestator

Hammerstrike

Deathbringer

Throttler

Disemboweler

Incinerator

Impaler

Bringiton

Fuck you

 

 

There's whole fleet, right there.

Posted by: otho at December 01, 2012 06:48 PM (yBF/9)

276 USS DIAF

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 06:48 PM (jPVBi)

277 USS Cleveland Steamer

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2012 06:48 PM (LMPgk)

278 I love the smell of hot sweaty buttcrack, especially after a few weeks on a submarine without a shower.

Posted by: He's a mooslin!!!1!!1!! at December 01, 2012 06:48 PM (Roc15)

279 Sorry, Capt. Backfire. I was very fond of Cap'n Crunch as a kid.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 01, 2012 06:48 PM (oU9pV)

280 uss surprise anal

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 06:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

281 For boats I always liked "Fortuitous" and "Intrepid".

Posted by: Capt. Backfire (Formerly J.A.M) at December 01, 2012 06:49 PM (mkb9H)

282 We forgot the USS Clubber and USS Mangler.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 06:49 PM (BZocQ)

283 I guess this is what nerds smart people have instead of girlfriends.
**************************

FIFY

Posted by: Christina Hendrick's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 01, 2012 06:49 PM (+AV7H)

284 Very amusing. Now try Websters. Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 10:47 PM (MXk8n) The word you're looking for is indefatigable. As in, can't be fatigued. Go back to your original post and see how you spelled it. And now I really, really am going to bed.

Posted by: joncelli at December 01, 2012 06:49 PM (CWlPF)

285 Anyone have an anal speculum around here? I need to be pried open in a bad way.

Posted by: He's a mooslin!!!1!!1!! at December 01, 2012 06:50 PM (Roc15)

286 There can never be too many parodies of Gangnam Style. Or Downfall parodies. Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 10:47 PM (QupBk) word. or should it be.. werd.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 01, 2012 06:50 PM (oU9pV)

287 Dammit, strikethrough didn't work.  DAMN YOU MU.NU!

Posted by: Christina Hendrick's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 01, 2012 06:50 PM (+AV7H)

288 USS You Talkin' To Me?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 06:50 PM (jPVBi)

289 Hey Bannion, that thread from yesterday is still bangin around in my head. I get to cross something off my bucket list. I got to use the term "morally bankrupt." And it was legit! Lol

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:50 PM (GEICT)

290 GGE, so how was the cruise-in. Be thankful did not find that video last night or you might have been singing it at the cruise in.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:45 PM (BZocQ)



That might have been funny actually. The cruise-in was great but I forgot my camera.   The stores at the new place (we got turfed from our old place because we were "clogging up the parking lot" of the stores that WEREN'T EVEN OPEN YET!) have gotten into the swing of things, they are opening early on the days we are there and the grocery store has a booth out with coffee.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 06:50 PM (yh0zB)

291 The mayor of Fontana CA. is named Aquanetta.  I guess Vagisilia and Midolia were already taken

Posted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 06:50 PM (XDC0v)

292 Chemjeff, any thoughts on AP Stats or AP Physics for a kid wanting to study chemistry in college? Schedule next year is tight. Can fit one. Thanks!

Posted by: NCKate at December 01, 2012 06:50 PM (V1oS8)

293 There can never be too many parodies of Gangnam Style. Posted by: elizabethe at December 01, 2012 10:46 PM (oU9pV) When I did a hardship tour in Korea I told my girlfriend of the time that if I found a blonde Korean I wasn't coming home. Good thing I'm not there now. 'Cause Hyuna is my kinda girl.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 06:50 PM (MXk8n)

294 I hate it when that happens

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2012 06:51 PM (JMmQ9)

295 USS LOL

as in "LOL you thought you stood a chance against us"

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:51 PM (bBtob)

296 USS Barbed Broomstick

Posted by: Christina Hendrick's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 01, 2012 06:51 PM (+AV7H)

297 Evening everyone!

Anna, I'll now have that song running through my head all evening. Damn you

Posted by: Alex at December 01, 2012 06:51 PM (HwgHt)

298 I like the USS Eurocentric and the USS Xenophobe.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 06:51 PM (3Y7RV)

299 Will they move the porthole on CVN-65 that was salvaged from CV-6 to CVN-80?

Posted by: Fox2! at December 01, 2012 06:51 PM (1Qpmy)

300 s and /s in the [ brackets ], Christina Hendrick's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 06:51 PM (jPVBi)

301 I wonder how many multiples of people have seen the Downfall parodies versus how many have seen the actual Downfall movie. A thousand to one?

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 06:51 PM (QupBk)

302 Okay, another video.  This one not quite off the wall as previous.

http://youtu.be/LaAazsHXUQ8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 06:51 PM (BZocQ)

303 Ugh. I emailed carol T Shell get it in the morning I guess.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 06:51 PM (I2LwF)

304 293 Chemjeff, any thoughts on AP Stats or AP Physics for a kid wanting to study chemistry in college? Schedule next year is tight. Can fit one. Thanks!

Posted by: NCKate at December 01, 2012 10:50 PM (V1oS


definitely AP Physics.

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:51 PM (bBtob)

305 295 I hate it when that happens

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2012 10:51 PM (JMmQ9)

******************

Showoff.

Posted by: Christina Hendrick's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 01, 2012 06:51 PM (+AV7H)

306 USS Dennehy

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2012 06:52 PM (LMPgk)

307 USS Kiss My Ass

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:52 PM (GEICT)

308 USS Fuggedaboutit

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 01, 2012 06:52 PM (BVkEs)

309 USS Cheney Warcock

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:52 PM (bBtob)

310 Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 10:51 PM (jPVBi)

Got it!


Posted by: Christina Hendrick's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 01, 2012 06:52 PM (+AV7H)

311 I am capable of accepting a ballistic warhead inside my lower intestine. I gotta use a ton of lube though, and an enema beforehand. Don't want to defile the weapon with Santorum.

Posted by: He's a mooslin!!!1!!1!! at December 01, 2012 06:52 PM (Roc15)

312 How about USS Onslaught?

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 01, 2012 06:52 PM (HJH7K)

313 305 What I thought. Thank you.

Posted by: NCKate at December 01, 2012 06:52 PM (V1oS8)

314 as in "LOL you thought you stood a chance against us" Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 10:51 PM (bBtob) that made me laugh. The whole fleet. USS LOL USS LOFL USS ROFLMAO

Posted by: elizabethe at December 01, 2012 06:52 PM (oU9pV)

315 USS Kick Yer Ass

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2012 06:52 PM (j7iSn)

316 I always liked USS Devastator.

At the Battle of Midway, the USS Hornet's Torpedo Squadron 8 was comprised of hopelessly obsolete TBD Devastators. The night before the battle, Lt. John Waldon, the squadron commander, wrote his men a note:

If worst comes to worst, I want each one of us to do his utmost to destroy our enemies. If there is only one plane left to make a final run-in, I want that man to go in and get a hit.

May God be with us all.
Good luck, happy landings, and give 'em hell!


Waldron and his men knew they were being sent on a suicide mission, but they went anyway. They never made it. The entire squadron of lumbering Devastators was shot down by Japanese Zeros and antiaircraft fire from the carriers. Only one member of the squadron--Ensign George H. Gay, Jr.--survived by ditching his riddled bomber, which had been attacked by five fighters. The Japanese pilots saw Gay escape and repeatedly strafed the water, trying to kill him. He hid under a floating seat cushion and watched Waldon's Devastator go in. Waldron stood up in the cockpit and tried to bail out, but the aircraft hit the water and exploded.

Gay witnessed the entire battle from the water. He got to see three of the four Japanese carriers sunk by the SBD Dauntless dive bombers from the Yorktown and Enterprise.

After 30 hours in the ocean, Gay was rescued by a PBY Catalina. He made it through the war and lived until 1994.

Posted by: Llarry at December 01, 2012 06:53 PM (yKMk6)

317 USS PMS (all female crew)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 06:53 PM (jPVBi)

318 267 Um... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=indefagitablePosted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 10:45 PM (sdi6R)1 Very amusing. Now try Websters. Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 10:47 PM (MXk8n) Or, as Bing suggested to me, "Did you mean: Indefatigable?"

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

319 By the time the SCFOAMF is done, we'll be lucky we don't end up with the USS Bradley Manning and the USS Nidal Hasan.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at December 01, 2012 06:53 PM (eacF6)

320 There can never be too many parodies of Gangnam Style. Or Downfall parodies. Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 10:47 PM (QupBk) Has there been a downfall parody of gangnam style or a gangnam style parody of downfall? Yes, for both: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hdZ951JoMU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjjrdmIcse4

Posted by: Khan at December 01, 2012 06:53 PM (sZTYJ)

321 292 The mayor of Fontana CA. is named Aquanetta. I guess Vagisilia and Midolia were already takenPosted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 10:50 PM (XDC0v) Holy cow he wasnt kidding. http://tinyurl.com/cystfcs

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 06:53 PM (MXk8n)

322 check?

Posted by: elizabethe at December 01, 2012 06:53 PM (oU9pV)

323 USS LOL
USS LOFL
USS ROFLMAO
**********************

I LOLed out loud.

Posted by: Christina Hendrick's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 01, 2012 06:53 PM (+AV7H)

324 Today the US Navy has launched a new nuclear aircraft carrier, USS Xenophon.  Will be permanently based in Bahrain with cruisers Tiamet and Marduk.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 06:54 PM (BZocQ)

325 USS Rubble Maker and her sister ship the USS Rubble Bouncer

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2012 06:54 PM (JMmQ9)

326 Ricardo Montalban commercial for the 1984 Chrysler LeBaron, which was a Reliant with moar trim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNNCZGqP4uQ

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 06:54 PM (wwsoB)

327 dude! It won't let me post USS FYNQ

Posted by: elizabethe at December 01, 2012 06:54 PM (oU9pV)

328

Good job Big E....Thank You and all who served honorably on her. Let it burn.

 

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at December 01, 2012 06:54 PM (tCUMb)

329 Capt. backfire, do not go putting my 'Dores in with those Ivy jackasses. Under 6K students, in the SEC, and can hang around in foosball, win in b-ball. Well, maybe not this year for basketball.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 01, 2012 06:54 PM (Ai+tZ)

330 okay, whew. that was weird.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 01, 2012 06:54 PM (oU9pV)

331 You know what conservatives and power bottoms have in common? Getting their buttholes reamed out by huge black cocks

Posted by: He's a mooslin!!!1!!1!! at December 01, 2012 06:54 PM (Roc15)

332 uss surprise anal

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 10:49 PM (Z9EHQ)



USS Maine Surprise

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 06:55 PM (yh0zB)

333 322 i never kid about my ebony sistahs

Posted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 06:55 PM (XDC0v)

334 Or, as Bing suggested to me, "Did you mean: Indefatigable?" Typos are a bitch when you're on iPad. My bad in the original.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 06:55 PM (MXk8n)

335 Yes, for both: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hdZ951JoMU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjjrdmIcse4 Posted by: Khan at December 01, 2012 10:53 PM (sZTYJ) wow. that is crazy. That might be crossing the streams.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 01, 2012 06:55 PM (oU9pV)

336 USS John Bolton's Mustache

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 01, 2012 06:55 PM (BVkEs)

337 How about the U.S.S. Gratuitous Anime Panty Shot? http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gratuitous_Anime_Panty_Shot

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 01, 2012 06:55 PM (sZTYJ)

338 USS Shitkicker

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:56 PM (GEICT)

339 Nebraska is resorted to going on every 4th down and there's still way over a quarter to play.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 01, 2012 06:56 PM (GZitp)

340 322 292 The mayor of Fontana CA. is named Aquanetta. I guess Vagisilia and Midolia were already takenPosted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 10:50 PM (XDC0v)

Holy cow he wasnt kidding.

http://tinyurl.com/cystfcs

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 10:53 PM (MXk8n)

 

Idiocracy!

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 06:56 PM (adaoe)

341 Cool, Cave's fat chick shmup is getting a budget release

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2012 06:56 PM (tw6Ar)

342 Each year 44k lawyers are graduating.

To fill 20k openings in the legal profession.

FML.

Posted by: Hopeless at December 01, 2012 10:01 PM (svdpV) 


Glen Reynolds over at Insty has been on this for a year.  My son, bless his heart, turned down a joint MBA/JD program, which I thought was stupid, but now looks brilliant.

He got out of Duke with an MBA and had ten job offers, his buddies in law school?  They are fucked.

Course, Obama needs lawyers, so if you want to be a regulator, the sky is getting bluer everyday.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 01, 2012 06:56 PM (wR+pz)

343 elizabethe pixy's hamsters won't let you post an exact duplicate of a previous post

so because #271 had USS FYNQ it won't accept another

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:56 PM (bBtob)

344 USS Welfare State

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 06:56 PM (85EaA)

345 USS Redneck?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 06:56 PM (3Y7RV)

346 How about the U.S.S. Gratuitous Anime Panty Shot? http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gratuitous_Anime_Panty_Shot Posted by: The Political Hat at December 01, 2012 10:55 PM (sZTYJ) Tiny URL'ed: http://tinyurl.com/cab7v6g

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at December 01, 2012 06:56 PM (sZTYJ)

347 I hear Obama likes to get his ass tickled while getting deep-throated. That's so hot

Posted by: He's a mooslin!!!1!!1!! at December 01, 2012 06:57 PM (Roc15)

348

Elizabeth E- thanks. Good to "see" ya.

GGE- I haven't seen NC Ref. 

Whatever happened to Chique d' Afrique.  When I first "got  her" she was a frequent poster, and "engaged" in GotV. She musta' really took it hard, huh?

Posted by: Capt. Backfire (Formerly J.A.M) at December 01, 2012 06:57 PM (mkb9H)

349 >>>Getting their buttholes reamed out by huge black cocks Okay, Georgia lost, but do we have to rub it in?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2012 06:57 PM (LMPgk)

350 USS Maine Surprise Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 10:55 PM (yh0zB) explains the whole olympia snowe voting record.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 06:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

351 303 Okay, another video. This one not quite off the wall as previous.

http://youtu.be/LaAazsHXUQ8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:51 PM (BZocQ)



Damnit, my geek credentials are shot.  I could only identify maybe a dozen of the series in that video.  x______X

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 01, 2012 06:57 PM (HJH7K)

352 Good thing I'm not there now. 'Cause Hyuna is my kinda girl. Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 10:50 PM (MXk8n) Ah, no wonder you are sick of it. You're bitter about your lost opportunities.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 01, 2012 06:57 PM (oU9pV)

353 Lee Iacocca brought Chrysler back in the 80s with 2 lines that no one will ever admit to owning;

The Minivan and the K Car

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 06:57 PM (wwsoB)

354 USS Ted Nugent

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 01, 2012 06:58 PM (BVkEs)

355 USS Tentacle

(oh wait that's on loan from the Japanese Navy)

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:58 PM (bBtob)

356 USS Stompy Boots

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:58 PM (GEICT)

357 USS PUNISHER
USS FOAD


Posted by: ChrisP at December 01, 2012 06:58 PM (D7DVk)

358 maybe "Howya Like That BEEEEEYotch!"

USS AMF

Posted by: Church Lady Voice at December 01, 2012 06:58 PM (Xefrb)

359 Good evening. Ya know what would be a good name for an aircraft carrier? I'm partial to USS Murder The Fuck Outta Some Bitches. I'm also partial to Dennis Miller's suggestion, well over a decade ago, that the US Navy be renamed Aquakill 3000.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2012 06:58 PM (LUnTP)

360 USS I'll Stomp A Mudhole In Your Ass And Walk It Dry.....maybe a little long.

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2012 06:58 PM (j7iSn)

361 The Horde is always willing to make you pancakes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 10:47 PM (GEICT)


Pancakes require a D9 and a trip to Israel.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at December 01, 2012 06:58 PM (eacF6)

362 USS Hold My Beer and Watch This

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2012 06:59 PM (JMmQ9)

363 o because #271 had USS FYNQ it won't accept another Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 10:56 PM (bBtob) What, I'm supposed to read the fucking comments now? What kind of shit is that?

Posted by: elizabethe at December 01, 2012 06:59 PM (oU9pV)

364 So I wonder when they're going to start performing abortions at West Point? And handing out food stamps with eighths o medical cannabis? That'll be awesome!!!!!!!!

Posted by: He's a mooslin!!!1!!1!! at December 01, 2012 06:59 PM (Roc15)

365 Llarry.
VT-8 launched off USS Hornet.  15 out of 15 shot down.  TBD-1s.
VT-6 USS Enterprise.  Only 4 survived First Air Fleet attack. TBD-1s
VT-5 USS Yorktown.  Only 2 returned to see their carrier torpedoed.  TBD-1s
VT-8 Detached.  Took off from Midway.  Only 1 of 6 returned.  TBF-1 Avengers.
22d Medium Bombardment Group.  Took off from Midway.  Equipped with external torpedo on center line. 4 B-26A Marauders.  Only 2 returned.

Lack of air cover doomed the torpedo bombers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 06:59 PM (BZocQ)

366 USS Just The Tip

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 06:59 PM (bBtob)

367 USS Hold My Beer and Watch This Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2012 10:59 PM (JMmQ9) also known as the uss warrant officer

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 06:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

368 Why no USS Honey badger

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 06:59 PM (adaoe)

369 Be nice if Badgers can drop another 21 on Nebraska

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2012 07:00 PM (tw6Ar)

370 USS Minnow

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2012 07:00 PM (LMPgk)

371 Ah, no wonder you are sick of it. You're bitter about your lost opportunities.Posted by: elizabethe at December 01, 2012 10:57 PM (oU9pV) No it's because my two year old keeps hitting the replay button. Endlessly.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 07:00 PM (MXk8n)

372 USS Deez Nutz

Posted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 07:00 PM (XDC0v)

373 USS Bread and Circuses

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 07:01 PM (85EaA)

374 Now the gays are getting married at West Point... Soon they'll actually start prosecuting soldiers for rape. Sad day for America.

Posted by: He's a mooslin!!!1!!1!! at December 01, 2012 07:01 PM (Roc15)

375 USS Pull My Finger

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 01, 2012 07:01 PM (BVkEs)

376 uss anal tats - will kick your ass and stamp our name on for a reminder

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 07:01 PM (Z9EHQ)

377 Be nice if Badgers can drop another 21 on Nebraska Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2012 11:00 PM (tw6Ar) An even 100 would be nice.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 07:01 PM (3Y7RV)

378 USS Death Be To Allah

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 01, 2012 07:01 PM (wR+pz)

379 I'm kinda surprised they are going with the hyper-angry Black Woman on TWD. She evokes many Women of Color I have encountered. Full of rage, spite and bitterness. It is almost like their is a predominant culture, a media, that inures them to hate.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 01, 2012 07:01 PM (vfB2N)

380 Okay, this is totally fun. But sadly, the chocolate is all gone, and it's time to go. =( Good Night! Good night Anna! We didn't get to chat but I will email you at some point.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 01, 2012 07:01 PM (oU9pV)

381 USS Minnow Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2012 11:00 PM (LMPgk) The captain would officially be referred to as The Professor and his XO, Mary Anne.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2012 07:01 PM (LUnTP)

382 Actual names of British warships:

HMS Cockchafer.

HMS Dainty.

HMS Buttercup.

HMS Fairy Queen.

HMS Happy Entrance.

HMS Spanker.

HMS Tiara.

HMS Tickler.

HMS Thruster.

HMS Gay Forester.

HMS Gay Centurian.

HMS Gay Charger.

Posted by: Llarry at December 01, 2012 07:01 PM (yKMk6)

383

Call me crazy, but I coulda sworn the cat in that picture was in a burlap sack 4 feet beneath the surface of the pond!

 

 

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 01, 2012 07:01 PM (1OZSU)

384 Nebraska seems to be struggling a bit against the run.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:01 PM (QupBk)

385 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 11:01 PM (3Y7RV) Dropping 37 in a quarter is almost impossible

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2012 07:02 PM (tw6Ar)

386 I have nothing substantive to add.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 01, 2012 07:03 PM (Ai+tZ)

387 HMS Gay Forester. HMS Gay Centurian. HMS Gay Charger. Posted by: Llarry at December 01, 2012 11:01 PM (yKMk6) When the Gays comes for you, world, better watch out!

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2012 07:03 PM (LUnTP)

388 Lack of air cover doomed the torpedo bombers.

Posted by:  at December 01, 2012 10:59 PM (BZocQ)


No SHITTY Torpedo's doomed the torpedo bombers. 


They died for nothing, the fuckers did NOT work.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 01, 2012 07:03 PM (wR+pz)

389 Nebraska seems to be struggling a bit against the run. Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 11:01 PM (QupBk) And the Captain Ovious award goes too.......

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 07:03 PM (3Y7RV)

390 385 Nebraska seems to be struggling a bit against the run.

it is all the outside run.  our linebackers are just really damn slow.

Posted by: chemjeff-husker @ BWW at December 01, 2012 07:03 PM (bBtob)

391 Have a good evening Elizabethe. 

Kinlay Ardal, so what series did you ID?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 07:03 PM (BZocQ)

392 We really need to start using more SSBNs and less CVNs on our enemies.

I guarantee you Islam will stop fucking with us after a few Trident MIRV footprints fall on it.


Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 07:03 PM (wYVte)

393 Bet on ..

The USS We Don't Want To Offend Anyone


Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 07:03 PM (wwsoB)

394 Now, it was well established yesterday with my knock down with Sven (yeah, it was a busy day) on where I stand regarding LiB, but how badass would a USS Let It Burn be?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 07:03 PM (GEICT)

395 I have nothing substantive to add. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 01, 2012 11:03 PM (Ai+tZ) Hasn't stopped me.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2012 07:03 PM (LUnTP)

396 I have nothing substantive to add. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 01, 2012 11:03 PM (Ai+tZ) If that was a limiting factor we would be back at #2

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 07:03 PM (Z9EHQ)

397 HMS Gay Forester. HMS Gay Centurian. HMS Gay Charger. Posted by: Llarry at December 01, 2012 11:01 PM (yKMk6)

Posted by: Berney Frank, Seaman Expert at December 01, 2012 07:04 PM (sZTYJ)

398 389 They absolutely didn't die for nothing.

Posted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 07:04 PM (XDC0v)

399 Pancakes require a D9 and a trip to Israel.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at December 01, 2012 10:58 PM (eacF6)



ow...soda up the nose...



kbdabear, I've had one of each. The minivan I was going to take the brakes off of for my Rampage but instead I put a motor in it and gave it to my daughter, the Aries died a horrible death by Jeep. Both were...adequate.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 07:04 PM (yh0zB)

400 "Gilligan, if those tiki torches die, we die."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2012 07:04 PM (LMPgk)

401 @393

Most excellent idea.  We'll never build another one.  Barry is disarming us, didn't you get the email for Kos?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 01, 2012 07:05 PM (wR+pz)

402 239 I've never gotten the Bob Dylan worship He sounds like a goat with his nuts caught in a barbed wire fence Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 10:42 PM (wwsoB) True, his voice is an acquired taste, and lots of people never acquire it. In some ways, he sounded like he was 70 years old when he was 20. Still, his skill as a lyricist is pretty much unparalleled. Nobody can hold a candle to him, in my opinion. And I don't just mean his old songs, either. I like the newer ones just as much. I think "Mississippi" is pertinent to our time: http://www.bobdylan.com/us/songs/mississippi As is "Workingman's Blues #2": http://www.bobdylan.com/us/songs/workingmans-blues-2

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 07:05 PM (sdi6R)

403 USS Diversity is our mission

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 07:05 PM (85EaA)

404 370 Be nice if Badgers can drop another 21 on Nebraska

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2012 11:00 PM (tw6Ar)



Nebraskan here, and the worse the beating for the Huskers, the happier I'll be.



They are not very graceful in victory, so I prefer to see them in defeat.  >.>

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 01, 2012 07:05 PM (HJH7K)

405 They absolutely didn't die for nothing. Indeed. Their sacrifice pulled the CAP down to the deck and let the dive bombers through.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:05 PM (QupBk)

406 Dropping 37 in a quarter is almost impossiblePosted by: The Dude at December 01, 2012 11:02 PM (tw6Ar) Ahem.

Posted by: Tom Fuckin' Brady at December 01, 2012 07:05 PM (MXk8n)

407 uss diversity why go halfsies - uss rainbow flag, uss yellow brick road, uss liza minelli

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 07:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

408 I guarantee you Islam will stop fucking with us after a few Trident MIRV footprints fall on it. Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 11:03 PM (wYVte) Truth be told we're kind of looking forward to the virgins, insha Allah. The fuck you mean, "raisins"?

Posted by: Some Goat Fucking Mujaheed at December 01, 2012 07:06 PM (LUnTP)

409 VT-8 launched off USS Hornet. 15 out of 15 shot down. TBD-1s. VT-6 USS Enterprise. Only 4 survived First Air Fleet attack. TBD-1s VT-5 USS Yorktown. Only 2 returned to see their carrier torpedoed. TBD-1s VT-8 Detached. Took off from Midway. Only 1 of 6 returned. TBF-1 Avengers. 22d Medium Bombardment Group. Took off from Midway. Equipped with external torpedo on center line. 4 B-26A Marauders. Only 2 returned.

After the war, Admiral Fletcher refused to be interviewed for the writing of the U.S. Navy's official history of the conflict. He said that doing so would draw attention away from the men who died.

Imagine being responsible for sending so many people out on hopeless missions. Fletcher won the war at Midway, but the personal toll it took on him must've been unfathomable.

Posted by: Llarry at December 01, 2012 07:06 PM (yKMk6)

410 USS EBT       Runs on crack.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 01, 2012 07:07 PM (wR+pz)

411 I guarantee you Islam will stop fucking with us after a few Trident MIRV footprints fall on it. Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 11:03 PM (wYVte) actually they will throw some wall around the craters and start worshiping them

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 07:07 PM (Z9EHQ)

412 USS Frithco!!!!

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 07:07 PM (85EaA)

413 Facebook removes "woman cut in half" photo because it is too demeaning

It's a hawt babe with major boobage buried to her waist in sand, and a mannequin bottom

Warning .. major boobehs may cause fappage

http://tinyurl.com/c2qu6uj

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 07:07 PM (wwsoB)

414 toby is correct. Also their sacrifice finally got the torpedo makers to get their shit together

Posted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 07:07 PM (XDC0v)

415 uss diversity why go halfsies - uss rainbow flag, uss yellow brick road, uss liza minelli Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 11:06 PM (Z9EHQ) The USS Barry Manilo or the USS Liberace

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 07:07 PM (3Y7RV)

416 $86.8 trillion? This may assume that Uncle Sam won't be on the hook for local and state government liabilities. Also assumes our rich uncle isn't going to guarantee future bank failures, like the Euros made the Irish guarantee them. Oh, and don't forget the cash running around the "Dark Pools", too. Future interest rates going up.

This country is boned from my anus to Uranus.

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 01, 2012 07:07 PM (QTHTd)

417 USS Honey Badger

Posted by: minometer at December 01, 2012 07:07 PM (PwwAS)

418 Hey, I got 333. I guess I'm half evil...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 07:08 PM (yh0zB)

419 Lupin, Evangelion, Rurouni Kenshin, Trigun, Project A-Ko, the holy-wow awful Final Fantasy V anime spinoff/sequel, Tenchi, Speed Racer and Dragon Ball.



The others, I haven't even a clue. ._.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 01, 2012 07:08 PM (HJH7K)

420 uss liza minelli Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 11:06 PM (Z9EHQ) Don't laugh, Liza throws a mean right hook.

Posted by: David Gest at December 01, 2012 07:09 PM (LUnTP)

421 Need to watch the new episode of SAO so I can stare at the 14 year old with the huge tits who wants to fuck her brother

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2012 07:09 PM (tw6Ar)

422 Some Goat Fucking Mujaheed: After Obambam allows you to annihilate the large blue state cities, the remaining majority will be more than happy to introduce you to Option Zero.

Everyone who wants to talk to allah will get a chance to.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 07:09 PM (wYVte)

423 389 No SHITTY Torpedo's doomed the torpedo bombers. They died for nothing, the fuckers did NOT work. No, they didn't die for nothing. They drew the fighter cover down to the deck, which enabled the dive bombers to do their work unmolested. Of course, none of that was planned; it just happened to work out that way. The almost suicidal sacrifice of the Devastators paved the way for victory at Midway.

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

424 yankeefifth: actually they will throw some wall around the craters and start worshiping them

This is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 07:10 PM (wYVte)

425 1st is Kimagure Orange Road
2d one I have no idea on.
3d is Urusei Yatsura by Rumiko Takahashi [Inu Yasha]
4th - Kei the Metal Idol
5th - Trigun/Powerpuff Girls
6th Evangelion, that is Shinji.
7th I think is Makona from Rayearth
8th Lion King
9th Laputa:Castle in the Sky
10th is Project A-ko
11th WTF?
12 - Ranma 1 or 2
13th - no idea
14th  might be Pretty Cure
15 - Tenchi Muyo
16th Lupin 3rd:Castle of Caglistoro [Hayao Miyazaki]
17th - Evangelion again
18 - well that could be from so many different animes hence the joke of a bad day.  Even Godzilla has picked on it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 07:10 PM (BZocQ)

426 The fuck you mean, "raisins"?Posted by: Some Goat Fucking Mujaheed at December 01, 2012 11:06 PM (LUnTP) Yes, well, my apologies but I made a slight...OK.....huge error in transcription from Aramaic Look at this way, you won't go hungry in paradise.

Posted by: Ibn Khaldun at December 01, 2012 07:10 PM (MXk8n)

427 Air Craft Carriers USS Punisher - good one ChrisP USS Reprisal USS Avenger Missile Subs USS Fist of God USS Armageddon USS Ragnarok sorry, not sure where the revenge motif is coming from, must have been something I ate ...

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 01, 2012 07:10 PM (jts1f)

428 Just TWENTY days left fuckers.  

If you are going to screw that girl, better get with it.


Posted by: The Mayans at December 01, 2012 07:11 PM (wR+pz)

429 The USS Gluten Free

Posted by: Tuna at December 01, 2012 07:12 PM (M/TDA)

430 Video demonstration of an "Intelligent Rifle" which is supposed to give you a perfect shot every time;

http://tinyurl.com/bpwbajh

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 07:12 PM (wwsoB)

431 19th Mark Richt sucks

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2012 07:12 PM (LMPgk)

432 USS Barack Hussein Obama...which is really coming

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 07:12 PM (85EaA)

433 USS We're Here To Fuck Shit Up

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 01, 2012 07:12 PM (NzBQO)

434 Lupin, Evangelion, Rurouni Kenshin, Trigun, Project A-Ko, the holy-wow awful Final Fantasy V anime spinoff/sequel, Tenchi, Speed Racer and Dragon Ball. The others, I haven't even a clue. ._. Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 01, 2012 11:08 PM (HJH7K) In order...good, pretty good, crap, pretty good, pretty good, which one be that, first TV series is great but was really bummed to find out the OVA show runner wants to turn all the girls into sex slaves, so so and garbage.

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2012 07:13 PM (LUnTP)

435 USS Ragnarok
USS Armageddon
USS Megiddo
USS  Gehenna




That'd make a nice attack fleet.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 01, 2012 07:13 PM (HJH7K)

436 @424

You are right, but as you say that was not the plan.  It just worked out.   Pretty damn expensive cover.  I don't think any of them thought they were signing up to be Kamikazes.

Posted by: The Mayans at December 01, 2012 07:13 PM (wR+pz)

437 "USS Barack Hussein Obama...which is really coming"

The Navy needs a boat to pump out the septic tanks ... can't be dumping that stuff in the ocean.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 07:13 PM (wYVte)

438 Yo Morons.  Nice content CDR M.  Roll Tide I guess

Posted by: zeera at December 01, 2012 07:13 PM (fHLmF)

439 USS Volt......total solar electric w/sail/oar back-up

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2012 07:13 PM (j7iSn)

440 USS Salvatore Giunta, that is all.

Posted by: Jerry at December 01, 2012 07:14 PM (4SKYj)

441 USS BOHICA

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 07:14 PM (MXk8n)

442 Michelle 0bama -- Have Gunt, Will Travel

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2012 07:14 PM (LMPgk)

443 off damn sock

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 01, 2012 07:14 PM (wR+pz)

444 @ 435, if you don't know the FF5 one, consider yourself fortunate.  It was ... not good.  It was actually kind of painful.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 01, 2012 07:14 PM (HJH7K)

445 OT I love the SyFy channel. Hilariously bad movies, usually with at least one really hot chick. Currently watching Pterodactyl starring Coolio and some hot blonde.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 07:15 PM (GEICT)

446 Anyone see Fisker has stopped production because ABC123 batteries Co went bankrupt?   Another Obama success story.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 01, 2012 07:15 PM (wR+pz)

447

When the hell did Georgia hire Les Miles to coach `em in the last 3:15 of a game?

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,theys ridin ponies) at December 01, 2012 07:16 PM (UwU+9)

448 "I China Demolishes Lone Home... I wonder what the "or else" part of the deal was."

They threatened to send Joe Biden to his house.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2012 07:17 PM (7B7jB)

449 Aaaaannnndddddd I'm out. Good night, ONT!

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2012 07:17 PM (LUnTP)

450 USS Bacon

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 07:17 PM (85EaA)

451 They used that as the name of the aircraft carrier in Call of Duty Black Ops 2.   What's even more retarded than naming it the Obama is that the game takes place in 2025.  No way in hell would a ship be named after him that quickly.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2012 07:18 PM (GULKT)

452 450 Aaaaannnndddddd I'm out.

Good night, ONT!

Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2012 11:17 PM (LUnTP)

 

Hi Robert hope your well. And, Night Robert

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 07:18 PM (adaoe)

453 uss megyn fox's effed up thumb

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 07:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

454 USS Defenestrator

I'm amused there's a specific word for throwing someone out a window.  It would make a good Remo Williams Destroyer parody too.

Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2012 07:19 PM (Xefrb)

455 When we get the courage of our convictions back as a country: USS Intrepid USS Dauntless USS Indomitable USS Invincible USS Resolute USS Audacious USS Courageous USS Valiant USS Valorous

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 01, 2012 07:20 PM (jts1f)

456 "14 Proof Of The Decline Of Mankind?" I call bullshit on that as remote tribes still living paleolithic existences don't demonstrate superior intellect compared to other human populations.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at December 01, 2012 07:20 PM (KCvsd)

457 Which is too bad, since A123 Systems had a good product. Their Lithium Iron Phosphate cells were very efficient, and suffered from nearly no sag all the way to their safe drain limit.

Unfortunately, they planned their expansion around Obama's friends having an unlimited supply of taxpayer cash to play with.

Now that A123 is dead, the Chinese are pirating the hell out of their tech for their own domestic electric bicycle market.


Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 07:20 PM (wYVte)

458 Battle of Coral Sea going against a light carrier the TBDs managed to be effective.  But it was two air groups swamping one carrier and they had fighter escort.

At Midway.  Because VT-8 never linked up with VF-8, they were at different altitudes plus clouds and radio silence.  So VT-8 went in solo.  Except VF-6 accidentally linked up with VT-8.  Since Waldron did not know it and VF-6 never heard the code phrase.  VT-8 got shot to bits.  VF-8 stuck with  VB-8/VS-8 so flew to Midway.  VT-6 went in with no fighter cover.  VT-5 launched almost an hour after VT-8 and VT-6 with correct position.  But Yorktown's fighters were just as useless since they tried to protect Leslie's TBDs and the higher flying SBDs,

The Midway planes were doomed when Red Parks decided to hurl his F2A Buffaloes and F4F-3 Wildcats at First Air Fleet's first wave.  He was supposed to escort the SB2Us, SBDs, and TBFs in their attack.  Parks and his men made a futile sacrifice and doomed the Midway attack planes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 07:21 PM (BZocQ)

459 USS Free Shit

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 07:21 PM (85EaA)

460 Only five more touchdowns and Nebraska's right back in this.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 01, 2012 07:21 PM (GZitp)

461 Despite late heroics, Texas is going down to KState.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:22 PM (QupBk)

462 USS Banhammer
USS Troll Zapper
and we could use a visit from the USS Rewrite about now.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 07:23 PM (jPVBi)

463 262 There can never be too many parodies of Gangnam Style. Or Downfall parodies.

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I'm waiting for the Downfall parody in which Hitler finds out that Gangnam Style is more popular than Downfall parodies.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at December 01, 2012 07:23 PM (1c58W)

464 Kinlay Ardel, I will take your word for it on FF5.  May it rot in game Purgatory.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 07:23 PM (BZocQ)

465 Texas ain't doing to well, if they had recruited Johnny Manziel to play corner things would have turned out differently.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 01, 2012 07:24 PM (NzBQO)

466 267 Very amusing. Now try Websters.

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That only works if you spell "indefatigable" correctly to begin with.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at December 01, 2012 07:24 PM (1c58W)

467 uss guy who gave out his address invited morons to his house so he could shoot them. it is going to have to be big ship

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 07:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

468 433 USS Barack Hussein Obama...which is really coming

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 11:12 PM (85EaA)


That boat already sailed and it didn't work out very well for Sean Penn in New Orleans, during the Katrina search and rescue phase. 

Posted by: Deli LLama at December 01, 2012 07:25 PM (lGu1O)

469 458 Which is too bad, since A123 Systems had a good product. Their Lithium Iron Phosphate cells were very efficient, and suffered from nearly no sag all the way to their safe drain limit. Unfortunately, they planned their expansion around Obama's friends having an unlimited supply of taxpayer cash to play with. Now that A123 is dead, the Chinese are pirating the hell out of their tech for their own domestic electric bicycle market. Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 11:20 PM (wYVte) On one hand, A123 is being bought out by JCI, not shutdown. Of course, mergers always have consequences, but at least the folks in the Livonia plant think the facility and most of their jobs will survive. On the other hand, JCI has excess capacity for Li-ion so the deal makes no sense in any case. On the gripping hand, government distortion of that market borders on the criminal.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 01, 2012 07:26 PM (jts1f)

470 if they had recruited Johnny Manziel to play corner things would have turned out differently. Yeah. Alabama would be undefeated.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:26 PM (QupBk)

471 USS Trayvon Martin

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 07:27 PM (85EaA)

472 Hospital ship USS Sharp Elbows. Carrier USS War Cock.

Posted by: EC at December 01, 2012 07:27 PM (doBIb)

473 472 USS Trayvon Martin. Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 11:27 PM (85EaA) That one's going to leave a mark.

Posted by: Tommy Boy at December 01, 2012 07:28 PM (jts1f)

474

So much for all that warm and fuzzy, great weekend jazz.

-

16 year old, "good kid", AP classes, good grades, polite, engaged, funny, ironic, no.2, came in d-r-n-k, DRUNK. Was not driving. Thank God. Called his older brother to pick-up, and tried to sneak in. Staggering, but initially denying.  But a happy, affectionate, drunk. He's in bed now. Momma is pissed! And somehow it's my fault. So, yeah. I guess, in retrospect, not anything I didn't do. I hope he feels like shit tommorow, when THE INQUISITION is had. I'm thinking grounded 'till Christmas. No XBox. And the cars need washing.  Don't want it to happen again...But, I was "experimental".  I want it to hurt, but I don't want to be hypocritical.

What do ya'll think? 1st time offense.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire (Formerly J.A.M) at December 01, 2012 07:28 PM (mkb9H)

475 And its sister ship the USS Skittles.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 07:28 PM (jPVBi)

476 Grumpy the Younger: most other LI-Ion chemistries have issues.

Li-Co and Li-Mn are amusingly explosive if you let them short out and over-discharge, or if they are breached.

LiFePO4 is safe if breached or over-extended. They just die, or reverse polarity and then die.


Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 07:29 PM (wYVte)

477 Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 01, 2012 11:20 PM (jts1f) Nice. But i think it will be USS Kerry and USS Jarrett. With USS Rice in a support position.

Posted by: RWC at December 01, 2012 07:29 PM (sqp6o)

478 The Islamic prisoner ship, the USS Fisker. (They do burn when the get wet, don't they?)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 07:29 PM (jPVBi)

479 Hmm  Pointy haired guy having the dream, no idea.  Two of the three are Moldiver and Corrector Yui in the dream.  Center no clue.

The DDR might be Ghostsweeper Mikami.

Usagi-chan.  Want to say Kenichi Sonoda drew her.  Series uh nope.

Then we have the ending for Dragon Half.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 07:30 PM (BZocQ)

480 Back to Nebraska needing six touchdowns in nine minutes. Can it be done?

Posted by: lowandslow at December 01, 2012 07:30 PM (GZitp)

481 if you are going to be sailing on her you would probably prefer uss zimmerman

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 07:30 PM (Z9EHQ)

482 uss lindsay lohan

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 07:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

483 BIG 12 CHAMPS And if Colin Klein doesn't win the Heisman it will be a mockery. A mockery of a travesty. A mockery of a travesty of a sham.

Posted by: teej says go K-State and de-lurks for cfb at December 01, 2012 07:31 PM (GWlHG)

484 USS Corpsemaker.  Except at the christening Obama would pronounce it wrong

Posted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 07:32 PM (XDC0v)

485 Posted by: Capt. Backfire (Formerly J.A.M) at December 01, 2012 11:28 PM (mkb9H) Shit, my parents used to buy me beer when I was 16

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2012 07:32 PM (tw6Ar)

486 16 year old, "good kid", AP classes, good grades, polite, engaged, funny, ironic, no.2, came in d-r-n-k, DRUNK. Was not driving. Thank God. Called his older brother to pick-up, and tried to sneak in. Staggering, but initially denying. But a happy, affectionate, drunk. He's in bed now. Momma is pissed! And somehow it's my fault. So, yeah. I guess, in retrospect, not anything I didn't do. I hope he feels like shit tommorow, when THE INQUISITION is had. I'm thinking grounded 'till Christmas. No XBox. And the cars need washing. Don't want it to happen again...But, I was "experimental". I want it to hurt, but I don't want to be hypocritical.
What do ya'll think? 1st time offense.


Honestly?  Depending on where you live it's probably legal to give alcohol to your children in your own home.  Start letting him have beer or wine with dinner and make it clear that you expect him to be a responsible adult about it.  That should cut down on the heavy drinking at strange parties.

The fact that he didn't drive is a good thing and should be weighed in his favor.  He's trying to learn how to be an adult.  Encourage it.

Posted by: Alex at December 01, 2012 07:33 PM (HwgHt)

487 the USS Fisker. (They do burn when the get wet, don't they?)

Which is an inexcusable design error. Lithium batteries will dump their entire charge quickly if given the opportunity to do so. Not isolating them in the event of drowning or flooding makes them death-traps.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 07:33 PM (wYVte)

488 472 USS Trayvon Martin. Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 11:27 PM You realize, of course, that the destroyer USS George Zimmerman will already be out patrolling...

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2012 07:34 PM (JMmQ9)

489 And if Colin Klein doesn't win the Heisman it will be a mockery. A mockery of a travesty. A mockery of a travesty of a sham.

Posted by: teej says go K-State and de-lurks for cfb at December 01, 2012 11:31 PM (GWlHG)

 

I agree, but you have espn lobbying for manziel. Lets hope they get egg on their face.

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 07:34 PM (adaoe)

490 Backfire, 1st offender gets to do pushups/pullups/squats till the hangover is gone. While you smash metal trashcan lids together. Playing nursery rhymes at 120 db.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 01, 2012 07:34 PM (Ai+tZ)

491 USS Hillary Clinton, a submarine that can't submerge because of the bloat

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 07:34 PM (85EaA)

492 If you want an Anime Music Video that you have watch about 30 times to possibly notice everything -
http://youtu.be/RQAwl8tIscs

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 07:34 PM (BZocQ)

493 uss .45

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 07:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

494 USS Karmen Fiskar - explodes when wet with salt water.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 07:35 PM (BZocQ)

495 Honestly? Depending on where you live it's probably legal to give alcohol to your children in your own home. Start letting him have beer or wine with dinner and make it clear that you expect him to be a responsible adult about it. That should cut down on the heavy drinking at strange parties. The fact that he didn't drive is a good thing and should be weighed in his favor. He's trying to learn how to be an adult. Encourage it. Posted by: Alex at December 01, 2012 11:33 PM (HwgHt) Agree with this. Speaking as someone who used to be in your son's position.

Posted by: Elizabethe at December 01, 2012 07:36 PM (oU9pV)

496 uss Colt .45

FIFY.

Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at December 01, 2012 07:37 PM (HwgHt)

497 USS Sandra Fluke, drawing on the legacy of HMS Indefatigable.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 01, 2012 07:37 PM (vfB2N)

498 uss Colt .45Malt Liquor.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 07:37 PM (wYVte)

499 Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 11:34 PM (adaoe) Klein nor Manziel are winning it, it's Te'o's since Manziel is a freshman

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2012 07:38 PM (tw6Ar)

500 Of course ESPN is lobbying for Johnny football. Can't have a player from a hick school like K-State which is in a hick town like Manhattan, win the Heisman.

Posted by: teej says go K-State and de-lurks for cfb at December 01, 2012 07:38 PM (b5h5w)

501 487 16 year old, "good kid", AP classes, good grades, polite, engaged, funny, ironic, no.2, came in d-r-n-k, DRUNK. Was not driving. Thank God. Called his older brother to pick-up, and tried to sneak in. Staggering, but initially denying. But a happy, affectionate, drunk. He's in bed now. Momma is pissed! And somehow it's my fault. So, yeah. I guess, in retrospect, not anything I didn't do. I hope he feels like shit tommorow, when THE INQUISITION is had. I'm thinking grounded 'till Christmas. No XBox. And the cars need washing. Don't want it to happen again...But, I was "experimental". I want it to hurt, but I don't want to be hypocritical. What do ya'll think? 1st time offense. Punishment is a must. At the very least he tried to sneak in and then he lied. He knew he was in the wrong. Praise for being smart enough to call for a ride. Lecture on stupidity. Especially from a legal standpoint. If it were my kid I'd tell him that if he had come to me asking about drinking, I would've had treated him as an adult and let him experience it in a controlled environment. But his behavior ruined it for now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 07:39 PM (GEICT)

502 477 Grumpy the Younger: most other LI-Ion chemistries have issues. Li-Co and Li-Mn are amusingly explosive if you let them short out and over-discharge, or if they are breached. LiFePO4 is safe if breached or over-extended. They just die, or reverse polarity and then die. Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 11:29 PM (wYVte) All true, but moot. Someday, the internal combustion engines will be replaced with electric motors. It will happen, someday. However, setting aside the issues of working infrastructure and batteries with adequate power density to truly compete, as long as the electricity comes from coal and gas fired plants, electric cars are, at best, smug dogooder stunts subsidized by the taxpayers. Grid the country with nuclear power, lay power distribution systems into the roads, improve battery technology, then it will happen. Until then, it is nothing but government meddling to pick the losers and launder campaign kickbacks.

Posted by: Tommy Boy at December 01, 2012 07:39 PM (jts1f)

503 USS Stimulus

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 01, 2012 07:40 PM (NzBQO)

504 Posted by: Capt. Backfire (Formerly J.A.M) at December 01, 2012 11:28 PM (mkb9H) First question i would have is 'was the driver drinking?'. If not, i would actually tell him i'm proud of him for at least making that decision. But damn if it isn't hard being a hypocrit.

Posted by: RWC at December 01, 2012 07:40 PM (sqp6o)

505 502 Of course ESPN is lobbying for Johnny football.
Can't have a player from a hick school like K-State which is in a hick town like Manhattan, win the Heisman.

Posted by: teej says go K-State and de-lurks for cfb at December 01, 2012 11:38 PM (b5h5w)

 

I hate espn, they are just like msnbc. But I have to watch this channel unlike msnbc cause hubby loves his sports.

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 07:40 PM (adaoe)

506 Oh, and I think that something very nearby needs fixing with an electric drill tomorrow morning.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 07:41 PM (GEICT)

507 What the heck is SAO?

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 01, 2012 07:41 PM (gS5Da)

508 The USS We Could Fuck You Up Badly If We Weren't Commanded By Limpwrists

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 07:41 PM (wwsoB)

509 What do ya'll think? 1st time offense.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire (Formerly J.A.M) at December 01, 2012 11:28 PM (mkb9H)



Go along with what Mom says (of course it's your fault silly man, did you expect anything else?) and then privately tell him good on him for not driving.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 07:41 PM (yh0zB)

510 stupid sock

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 01, 2012 07:41 PM (jts1f)

511 Posted by: Trimegistus at December 01, 2012 11:41 PM (gS5Da) Sword Art Online which is a manga and anime and soon to be released action rpg

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2012 07:42 PM (tw6Ar)

512 Taken under advisement. But Alex didn't you get in a black-out T'giving fight. Just sayin'.  Mrs. ain't going for the "teach him how". He'll be 21 soon enough. I hope he gets sick. I like the banging trash cans better, but I'm still going to play golf. His mother is the "heavy".  I kinda' feel sorry for him. NOT. I hope he learns a lesson. But, again, nothing I didn't do at his age. And the no-driving will be emphasised. DON'T. EVER. Call me at 3 AM. It will be bad, but not like the alternative.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire (Formerly J.A.M) at December 01, 2012 07:43 PM (mkb9H)

513 How did Nebraska beat Wisconsin back in September, but gets blown out now?

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:43 PM (QupBk)

514 223 chem check out Key and Peele subsitiute teacher. I don't know how to do the url thing

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 10:40 PM (85EaA)


ha that is very funny. 

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2012 07:43 PM (d/5qf)

515 The QE Infinity (And Beyond).

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 07:43 PM (jPVBi)

516 The Midway planes were doomed when Red Parks decided to hurl his F2A Buffaloes and F4F-3 Wildcats at First Air Fleet's first wave.

The coolest thing I ever heard was about the Thatch Weave, invented by John S. Thatch, who was desperate to work out how his much less maneuverable F4F Wildcats could overcome the dancing Japanese Zeros.

Using matchsticks on a table, Thatch developed what he called the "Beam Defense Position," soon known as the "Thach Weave." It was executed by either two Wildcats flying side-by-side or two pairs of Wildcats flying together. One aircraft or pair of aircraft would serve as bait for a Zero.

When the Zero attacked the bait plane(s), the Americans would turn in toward each other, crossing paths. Once they were far enough apart, they turned in toward each other again, which would bring the Zero right in front of the wing man or wing men, who would open fire.

When the Zero took the bait, the Thatch Weave worked 100 percent of the time.

And that's how an American figured out how to use a stubby, slower, less maneuverable aircraft to shoot down his faster, more nimble opponent.

Oh, and the Wildcats had armored cockpits and self-sealing fuel tanks. That helped. The Zeros burst into flames after only one burst. That's the great failing of the Japanese: They can't change course once they've settled on it. Some giant Japanese brainster said, "No armor and no self-sealing fuel tanks!" so that's what they did, forever and amen.

We, on the other hand, adapt and change. Grover Norquist is predicting a second Tea Party wave that'll dwarf the first one. I agree with him. Ted Cruz is just the beginning.

We're going to use the Thatch Weave on the Democrats, and we'll eventually win.

Posted by: Llarry at December 01, 2012 07:44 PM (+rdD2)

517 Nite all. Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej says go K-State and de-lurks for cfb at December 01, 2012 07:44 PM (yDr5/)

518 Tommy Boy:

Or do it right, and cut out the middle man, so to speak.

Nuclear powered SUVs. I'll bet you could fit a working Strontium-90 pebblebed reactor in a Suburban.

45 years between refueling.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 07:45 PM (wYVte)

519

Punishment is a must. At the very least he tried to sneak in and then he lied. He knew he was in the wrong. Praise for being smart enough to call for a ride. Lecture on stupidity. Especially from a legal standpoint. If it were my kid I'd tell him that if he had come to me asking about drinking, I would've had treated him as an adult and let him experience it in a controlled environment. But his behavior ruined it for now.

====

Happened to me. Four beers--I was 14, my eyes were crimson and I puked all night. My parents were appalled. They figured the hangover would make me quit.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 07:45 PM (85EaA)

520 426 12 - Ranma 1 or 2
15 - Tenchi Muyo
18 - well that could be from so many different animes hence the joke of a bad day. Even Godzilla has picked on it.


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It's "Ranma 1 of 2", that's the whole point of the series.

I *think* the Tokyo Tower bit is from the Cowboy Bebop movie, but I'll have to watch that again to be sure.

Outlaw Star is in there some time after the Tokyo Tower.

Tenchi is in there several times.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at December 01, 2012 07:45 PM (1c58W)

521 Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 11:43 PM (QupBk) Wisconsin was blowing them out but they ran out of gas and their QB situation was still in flux

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2012 07:45 PM (tw6Ar)

522 Interesting little AMV set to Safety Dance.  At least they used only one show for it.  The insanity levels almost remind me of Excel Saga.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 07:45 PM (BZocQ)

523 Grid the country with nuclear power, lay power distribution systems into the roads, improve battery technology, then it will happen. Until then, it is nothing but government meddling to pick the losers and launder campaign kickbacks.

Posted by: Tommy Boy at December 01, 2012 11:39 PM (jts1f)



When you can get 300+ miles at 70+ MPH on a single 15 minute charge for an unsubsidized cost of under 1 years salary electric cars will sell. When they do the performance will be awesome. Until then, yep they are just a way for hipster douchebags to feel superior.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 07:46 PM (yh0zB)

524 515 How did Nebraska beat Wisconsin back in September, but gets blown out now?

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 11:43 PM (QupBk)


I have honestly not seen the Husker defense play this badly all year.  I don't know what it is.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2012 07:46 PM (d/5qf)

525 Happened to me. Four beers--I was 14, my eyes were crimson and I puked all night. My parents were appalled. They figured the hangover would make me quit. Lol How'd that work out for them?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 07:46 PM (GEICT)

526 459 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 11:21 PM (BZocQ) I think I love you.

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

527 then he lied.

Isn't lying about drinking an AOSHQ requirement.

Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2012 07:46 PM (Xefrb)

528 I just got my throated str8 up RAMMED by some huge weenis!! His sweaty pubic hair filled my sinuses with his musky fragrance. When he turned around and spread his cheeks for me to tongue his salty anus, I had one thought on my mind: maybe there is something to Reganomics.

Posted by: He's a mooslin!!!1!!1!! at December 01, 2012 07:46 PM (kWlGF)

529 My folks always had the rule "call us for a ride, no consequences for a week, no questions asked" It worked too. Teenagers don't have a good sense of time, so putting the punishment off for a week is as good as no punishment at all. I called every time I had too many. Of course I give my 2 year old wine and beer if she asks for it. No mystery, and I love it when she says "wow, what's that?"

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 01, 2012 07:48 PM (Ai+tZ)

530 I started drinking when I was 15 on a vacation in Ireland (where 16 was the legal drinking age at the time but I was foreign and tall) and I turned out all rig...

Tan his ass off!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 07:48 PM (jPVBi)

531 Isn't lying about drinking an AOSHQ requirement. Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2012 11:46 PM (Xefrb) Not to a parent when you're an underage kid.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 07:48 PM (GEICT)

532 What do ya'll think? 1st time offense.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire (Formerly J.A.M) at December 01, 2012 11:28 PM

Let him know that the 1st time offense for a DUI is 6 months license suspension, a fine, mandatory classes on alcoholism, then a reaming by the insurance companies.  Courts don't care if he only did it once and he gets good grades, or whatever. Six Months walking

Ground him for a week, no Facebook

Actually, sentence him a week to reading Ace of Spades comments.




Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 07:48 PM (wwsoB)

533 Happened to me. Four beers--I was 14, my eyes were crimson and I puked all night. My parents were appalled. They figured the hangover would make me quit.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 11:45 PM (85EaA)



My Dad had me out running the lawnmower all day.  Seems like everyone wanted their lawn mowed that day...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 07:49 PM (yh0zB)

534 Rickl,  Pacific War history is my hobby horse.  I rattled that off from memory.  Which terrifies me.  Should one day track down Shattered Sword and see if the hype is real, but from what the authors admit all they did was further explain First Air Fleet's cock-up and is not that earth shattering. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 07:50 PM (BZocQ)

535

Lol


How'd that work out for them?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 11:46 PM (GEICT)

528459

-----------------------------------------------

OK for awhile, but now I'm a home-brewer.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 07:50 PM (85EaA)

536 Actually, sentence him a week to reading Ace of Spades comments. Bad plan. 16 yr old boy is gonna enjoy all the elbows and stompy boots.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 07:51 PM (GEICT)

537 Commendable restraint on tap tonight.

Louis Armstrong's "La Vie en Rose":

http://youtu.be/8IJzYAda1wA

Posted by: derit at December 01, 2012 07:51 PM (I88Jc)

538 Anna Puma: Have you read Neptune's Inferno?

A great bit of work on the Navy's Guadalcanal debacle.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 07:51 PM (wYVte)

539 I want it to hurt, but I don't want to be hypocritical.

now, I am not a parent.  but, I have students in my class who try to throw the "hypocrisy" flag against me.  as in, "you enforce deadlines on us to turn in assignments, but then when it comes to handing back graded assignments, you don't always return them when you say you will.  hypocrite!"

To which I respond, "I believe in the double standard."

and I'll just leave it at that.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2012 07:51 PM (d/5qf)

540 Wisconsin: 539 yards rushing, three backs with over a hundred yards rushing, two backs with over 200 yds rushing.
Ouch.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 01, 2012 07:51 PM (GZitp)

541 It really is sad just how poor our trolls are.  It's like they're not even trying.  We deserve better.

Posted by: AD at December 01, 2012 07:52 PM (GPoE7)

542 Anachronda, well I could have used Ranma 1/2 which is completely wrong.  1 or 2 makes more sense since you only get Ranma-kun or Ranma-chan individually.  And never ever ask Takahashi about Ranma-chan being pregnant.  Yes some fan-boys have asked that.  *face palm*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 07:52 PM (BZocQ)

543 Once hydrogen fuel cell cars are technically viable to mass produce, they can not only power themselves independently and cleanly, but you can actually power your home from the power they produce

At this juncture, they figure they're 15 to 20 years away

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 07:52 PM (wwsoB)

544 Getting back to the USS Enterprise CVN-65,  the Star Trek movie used the USS Ranger, CV-61, for the stand in for Enterprise.  Also, my very first cruse on a United States war ship was the USS Ranger, CVA-61 at the time it was 1972.  First full war time cruse. We had Willy Fuds for the mail and parts, A-5's, AD-3's, F-4J's, two F-8 fighters and A-7E's that are a short version of the F-8.  Along with various helicopters.  I did make a cruse on the Enterprise when she still had her squared dome radar system.  About 2 or 3 years later they replaceed it with a new system that makes it not a dome anymore.  Other than that, that is all I can remember from those times.  And the times: they were NOT that good.

Posted by: Heltau at December 01, 2012 07:52 PM (Tp2Qu)

545 I still want a completed Montana Class Battleship. /just saying (misses the Iowas)

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at December 01, 2012 07:52 PM (KCvsd)

546 Actually, sentence him a week to reading Ace of Spades comments.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 11:48 PM (wwsoB)



You know there's a Constitutional amendment that prohibits cruel and unusual punishments, right?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 07:52 PM (yh0zB)

547 Or asked for Ranma-Chan / Ranma-Kun sex scenes.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 07:53 PM (wYVte)

548 520 Or do it right, and cut out the middle man, so to speak. Nuclear powered SUVs. I'll bet you could fit a working Strontium-90 pebblebed reactor in a Suburban. 45 years between refueling. Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 11:45 PM (wYVte) Paging Dr. Brown, paging Dr. Emmett Brown.

Posted by: The White Courtesy Phone at December 01, 2012 07:53 PM (jts1f)

549 He's to big for a hide tanning, but evidently I am not. Mrs. Backfire is calling me to a conference. My loins are girded. Pray. I'll catch ya'll later. She's pretty insistant...

Posted by: Capt. Backfire (Formerly J.A.M) at December 01, 2012 07:53 PM (mkb9H)

550 so I guess the Huskers will wind up at the Gator Bowl or something.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2012 07:54 PM (d/5qf)

551 I have a fantasy about me being in bed with Ace. We 69 until fully engorged, and I do a line of coke off his corn-stalk sized cock. When he puts me in a full-nelson and crams that column of flesh up my ass, I squeal in delight. He finishes (the word voluminous comes to mind), and begins to rim me while I jack off into a cast-iron skillet. I break wind in his face as I spurt my load. FIN

Posted by: He's a mooslin!!!1!!1!! at December 01, 2012 07:55 PM (kWlGF)

552 KDABear: Bad plan.

H2 is stupidly bulky. You can get the bulk down via the Sabatier process, and convert it into CH4, but that is just Natural Gas.

So why not just burn Natural Gas, instead of using nuke plants to crack H2 and then store?

It was all a bad idea ... the only good that came out of it was encouraging CH4 vehicle conversions.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 07:56 PM (wYVte)

553 It's like watching a retarded monkey try to fuck a football. I can't look away.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:56 PM (QupBk)

554 552 so I guess the Huskers will wind up at the Gator Bowl or something.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2012 11:54 PM (d/5qf)

 

Sorry chemjeff,  that was one of those games ya just want to forget about, or it will drive ya crazy, I know, I am a Raider fan, so its weekly with me.

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 07:56 PM (adaoe)

555 Can we get rid of this garbage?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 07:56 PM (GEICT)

556 OK for awhile, but now I'm a home-brewer.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 11:50 PM (85EaA)


Been meaning to look into the home-brewing thing. Any tips for a neophyte?

Posted by: cm9000 at December 01, 2012 07:57 PM (vfB2N)

557 Posted by: Heltau at December 01, 2012 11:52 PM (Tp2Qu)


My first ship was Forrestal. Lucky you, you got to deal with the Carter years. I got to handle the Clinton years when we were stripping aircraft for parts and sending the squadrons on basket leave for 2-3 monthscoming off of cruise and it seemed like the only thing we had a lot of was commitments, but it wasn't as bad as what I have heard about the "hollow force".

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 07:57 PM (yh0zB)

558 Clean up on 553

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 01, 2012 07:57 PM (jts1f)

559 On the other hand, JCI has excess capacity for Li-ion so the deal makes no sense in any case.

I think the LiFe tech is less prone to torching up when physically abused than Li-Ion is which should make it a better choice for ordinary consumer applications.

The LiPo's are real efficient, but get kinda splody when abused and have a tendency to brick when discharged much below about 4%.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 07:57 PM (5Syy4)

560

 

Or, make him drink, tomorrow morning, a six of Bud Light. That should  cure him.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 07:57 PM (85EaA)

561 She's pretty insistant...

Posted by: Capt. Backfire (Formerly J.A.M) at December 01, 2012 11:53 PM (mkb9H)



Good luck Cap'n.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 07:58 PM (yh0zB)

562

I read the article about cooking and culture. Some lefty popped up in the comments section to blame capitalism for the increasing tendency to feed the family at McDonald's or KFC rather than cooking a family meal at home. ('Cause God knows leftists are never to blame for anything pertaining to the breakdown of the family.) The lefty said the poor American worker is so oppressed and overworked he or she has no option but to eat fast food.

 

What a load. Even though grocery prices have gone up, it's still a hell of a lot cheaper to feed your family at home than it is to eat fast food all the time. Make big pots of soup and freeze portions. Bags of frozen veggies are healthy and nutrious. Roast a chicken with veggies and potatoes. Bags of potatoes and rice and beans are cheap. I have no patience for the lefties "Poor people are FORCED to live on Quarter Pounders and fries."

Posted by: Donna V. at December 01, 2012 07:58 PM (BStAJ)

563 475 So much for all that warm and fuzzy, great weekend jazz.
-
16 year old, "good kid", AP classes, good grades, polite, engaged, funny, ironic, no.2, came in d-r-n-k, DRUNK. Was not driving. Thank God. Called his older brother to pick-up, and tried to sneak in. Staggering, but initially denying. But a happy, affectionate, drunk. He's in bed now. Momma is pissed! And somehow it's my fault. So, yeah. I guess, in retrospect, not anything I didn't do. I hope he feels like shit tommorow, when THE INQUISITION is had. I'm thinking grounded 'till Christmas. No XBox. And the cars need washing. Don't want it to happen again...But, I was "experimental". I want it to hurt, but I don't want to be hypocritical.
What do ya'll think? 1st time offense.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire (Formerly J.A.M) at December 01, 2012 11:28 PM (mkb9H)



1. He needs to start learning adult things -- since he's clearly set to start blundering into them ignorantly otherwise.


2. Sixteen isn't too bad physically -- won't stunt his growth too much, etc. But he should maybe produce a research paper on what alcohol consumption will do to him physically while he's still developing.


3. Providing alcohol to minors is a criminal offense -- and he shouldn't be hanging out with criminals. You need their names.


4. He should be liberally praised for having the judgment to avoid driving....with, perhaps, the caveat that you're going easy on him this time because of that. You can come up with a list of "30 days in solitary then shipped off to a reform school north of the Arctic Circle" items that would have kicked in if he were DUI underage....which might help mellow you out for what you actually do to him.


5. If it were a kid o' mine, I'd be more pissed that he was experimenting with comparative strangers in uncontrolled circumstances than that he was experimenting. If, after he serves his time for this offense, he can't come back to you and experiment in a comfortable, controlled setting, then he'll actually be in more danger. Some of the experiments he should be guided into are: "How much can I drink with someone I don't trust very much and still keep my wits?" "How much do beers/wine/spirits effect me, and what if I mix them?" "If I don't see a pour, how can I tell if I've been given something with a radically different alcohol profile than I was expecting?" -- these all have practical applications and it's best that he have tested skills by the time he actually attains legal drinking age. But, at his age, these should be experiments and not lifestyle choices -- they should take place at an appropriate time, have adequate recovery periods, have an agreed protocol, and teach important truths.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 07:58 PM (kaalw)

564 Only kidding re. tanning anyway, Captain, while making a self-deprecating joke.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 07:58 PM (jPVBi)

565 What do ya'll think? 1st time offense. Posted by: Capt. Backfire (Formerly J.A.M) at December 01, 2012 11:28 PM Fire and brimstone, then praise for the ''not driving" bit, then fire and brimstone eleventy, then praise for owning up, then fire and brimstone (subdued), then the punishment, then the praise, all topped off with fire and brimstone. Then grilled cheese sammiches. 'cause who doesn't love a grilled cheese sammich?

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2012 07:59 PM (JMmQ9)

566 Kristophr, not read it.  Another possible but am ambivalent about it.

Quick rummage in the library and I get -
'At Close Quarters,' 'The Mosquito Fleet,' 'Devil Boats,' 'Tin Cans,' 'Battleship at War,' 'The Battle for Guadalcanal,' 'Raider Battalion,' 'The Ragged Rugged Warriors,' and 'Destroyers - Foxes of the Sea.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 07:59 PM (BZocQ)

567 Can we eliminate KWlgf with extreme prejudice now? Please?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 07:59 PM (yh0zB)

568 PurpAv: LiFePO4 just doesn't go splody like Co or Mn ion stuff.

Yea, it will brick if overdischarged. All of them will.

Dewalt's 36v A123 based cells had bad BMS boards, and caused reliability problems, but a properly designed BMS will just cut off power when it gets near the discharge limit ... or if the battery gets submerged.


Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 08:01 PM (wYVte)

569 Taken under advisement. But Alex didn't you get in a black-out T'giving fight. Just sayin'. Mrs. ain't going for the "teach him how". He'll be 21 soon enough. I hope he gets sick. I like the banging trash cans better, but I'm still going to play golf.His mother is the "heavy". I kinda' feel sorry for him. NOT. I hope he learns a lesson. But, again, nothing I didn't do at his age. And the no-driving will be emphasised. DON'T. EVER. Call me at 3 AM. It will be bad, but not like the alternative.

Everyone who drinks eventually has their asshole moment.  My misfortune was to be in a situation where I trusted the wrong people and let my guard down, something that I've never had a problem with in the past 14 years.

As for being 21, he'll be 18 sooner than that and I guarantee you that the minute he moves out, whether to college or to find work, he'll find some 21 year old friends with their own place and plenty of booze.  They'll be the ones that shape his drinking habits.

And what lesson do you expect him to learn?  That he needs to lie better, or that you and your wife are hypocrites?

Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at December 01, 2012 08:01 PM (HwgHt)

570 WTF 553?

Posted by: RWC at December 01, 2012 08:01 PM (sqp6o)

571 I pretty much gave up on serious drinking in college after an incident that involved waking up in an embarrassing place covered with vomit.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 08:01 PM (5Syy4)

572 what's up with this "He's a mooslin" douche

Posted by: JDP at December 01, 2012 08:02 PM (8HhF2)

573 Wish I could figure out how to attach a video file.

On Thurs, went whale watching off Newport Beach CA.  Did we see grays?  Nope.  Saw a humpback.  A friggin' humpback - rare for these parts, they should be on their way to Hawaii now.  Anyway, this guy took a detour to the California Rivera and we got quite the show.  Tagged alongside him for an hour and he breached 7 or 8 times.  Full body breaches, launched out of the water, flip turn and SPLASH!   Incredible.  Awesome.  Spectatular.  I feel blessed to have been able to see that. 

Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 01, 2012 08:02 PM (+WDh6)

574 Hypocrite my ass. Nothing hypocritical about taking your responsibility as a parent to protect your child from himself quite seriously.


Ground the little shit for lying, sneaking, and otherwise screwing around.


The drinking? Less of an issue, probably. He knew it was wrong or he wouldn't have lied and snuck around.


Snuck? That's not really a word.

Posted by: tcn at December 01, 2012 08:02 PM (VLG62)

575

Been meaning to look into the home-brewing thing. Any tips for a neophyte?
==================

Check out Northern Brewer--they have all starter kits.

It's easy.

It's not that expensive.

the beer is TASTY

Don't drink while brewing until the heat is turned off

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 08:02 PM (85EaA)

576 And what lesson do you expect him to learn? That he needs to lie better, or that you and your wife are hypocrites?

Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at December 02, 2012 12:01 AM (HwgHt)



How about that actions have consequences?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 08:02 PM (yh0zB)

577 574 what's up with this "He's a mooslin" douche

Posted by: JDP at December 02, 2012 12:02 AM (8HhF2)


Just the usual pervert trying to get attention. Pay him none, please.

Posted by: tcn at December 01, 2012 08:02 PM (VLG62)

578 Yes, USS Ranger was used as stand-in for CVN-65 for the scenes in Star Trek IV:Voyage Home.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 08:03 PM (BZocQ)

579

I give you all "VICTORY AT SEA!""

Take it, or impale youeselves on ELMO.....I care not...... 

Posted by: Richard at December 01, 2012 08:03 PM (F3niu)

580

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 11:56 PM (adaoe)


yeah, I know.  the Huskers this year have been a surprisingly mediocre team.  some of the games they've won, I don't know how they did it.  they would be a 7-5 team in the SEC or even in the Pac 12 this year, I think.  I was surprised that they were so heavily favored to win today's game.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2012 08:03 PM (d/5qf)

581 537 Rickl, Pacific War history is my hobby horse. I rattled that off from memory. Which terrifies me. Should one day track down Shattered Sword and see if the hype is real, but from what the authors admit all they did was further explain First Air Fleet's cock-up and is not that earth shattering. I don't have such a good memory, or such encyclopedic knowledge. So my hat's off to you. But my father served aboard the Lex at Coral Sea, so that period holds considerable interest for me. He was a gunner's mate in the port forward .50 cal gun emplacement. At one point a Japanese dive bomber let loose a 500 lb. bomb which he thought was heading straight towards him. At the last moment it passed over his head and struck a 3 inch gun emplacement directly aft, killing every Marine there. Or maybe it was a 5 inch gun emplacement. Or maybe it wasn't a 500 lb. bomb. The Japs probably measured their bombs in kilograms. But I think I'm in the ballpark. Like I said, I don't have such encyclopedic knowledge.

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 08:04 PM (sdi6R)

582 He's a mooslin!!!1!!1!! is dumber than a drunken 16 year old.

Posted by: Donna V. at December 01, 2012 08:04 PM (BStAJ)

583 Sock off.

Posted by: Alex at December 01, 2012 08:05 PM (HwgHt)

584 but a properly designed BMS will just cut off power when it gets near the discharge limit

The Milwaukee 18V Li-Ion stuff I bought recently does that. 

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 08:06 PM (5Syy4)

585 well I think I might watch another Farscape episode then I'm going to bed.
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2012 08:06 PM (d/5qf)

586 584 He's a mooslin!!!1!!1!! is dumber than a drunken 16 year old.

Posted by: Donna V. at December 02, 2012 12:04 AM (BStAJ)

 

Has he been here before?

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 08:06 PM (adaoe)

587 Posted by: lou's a girl at December 02, 2012 12:06 AM (adaoe) I've seen the nic, but never any garbage like this.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 08:08 PM (GEICT)

588 oh and congrats to the Badgers for going to the Rose Bowl three years in a row, that is quite a feat.  they really do have a quality program and a good team.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2012 08:08 PM (d/5qf)

589 CV-2 USS Lexington.  5in 38cal single open mount probably.  In the early days they were slapping machine guns almost anywhere.

250Kg bomb or a 500lb bomb, either gives a nice boom and you are dead.

Capt. Sherman had such a horrible choice that day.  Lex wracked with AV gas fume explosions.  Yorktown in not much better shape.  She went down like a lady and everyone that could got off Lex.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 08:09 PM (BZocQ)

590 It looks like CDR M or another TB is fucking with his comments, like the olden days of legend. Or he's just a weird fucker.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 01, 2012 08:09 PM (Ai+tZ)

591 I've seen the nic, but never any garbage like this.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 02, 2012 12:08 AM (GEICT)

 

Yeah, just wow.

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 08:10 PM (adaoe)

592 Posted by: lou's a girl at December 02, 2012 12:06 AM (adaoe) According to a half-assed search, no.

Posted by: RWC at December 01, 2012 08:10 PM (sqp6o)

593 Little Peggy March's "I Will Follow Him":

http://youtu.be/5JVhbusBDi4

Posted by: derit at December 01, 2012 08:10 PM (I88Jc)

594 Night chemjeff

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 08:11 PM (adaoe)

595 USS Diversity- I will check out Northern Brewer. Thanks.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 01, 2012 08:11 PM (vfB2N)

596 It's been here before. Normally calling us racists.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 01, 2012 08:12 PM (Ai+tZ)

597 rickl: The Lexington has a set of 8" deck guns in line with the superstructure. They were still thinking battlecruiser at the time they were forced to convert their still under-contruction BCs into carriers by the Washington Naval Treaty.

The bomb was probably a 550 lb ( 250 kg ) semi-armor piercing dive bomb.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 08:12 PM (wYVte)

598 DC! How hangs it? How's work and Cougar?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 08:12 PM (GEICT)

599 Interesting little AMV set to Safety Dance. At least they used only one show for it. The insanity levels almost remind me of Excel Saga. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 11:45 PM (BZocQ) It's a fun little series. The name of the show, "Nichijou" means everyday life, and does a good job of weird stuff being played straight. The German suplex/Vice-Prinicpal/Wild Deer scene is genius. It also avoids the traps of forcing the viewer to overdose of "Moé"

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at December 01, 2012 08:13 PM (sZTYJ)

600 As TFG has promised that "electric rates will necessarily skyrocket", which he will bring about in the next four years, any plug in is simply paying the power company through the ass rather than the oil companies.

Any alternative to the internal combustion engine must have a self contained electricity generation source which will not require sitting for hours to recharge.

Otherwise, drill that oil we've got sitting down there. It's not like it's doing much just sitting there

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 08:13 PM (wwsoB)

601 Fucking with troll comments was a blast.  It pisses them off to no end...then they go away...to whine about "censorship" on libtard sites when they realize you ain't gonna stop doing it.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 08:13 PM (5Syy4)

602 #588, we've had a bunch of LGF (fuck you Kilgore Trout) and StormFront trolls in here lately for some reason. Now random gay porn type spammers too.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at December 01, 2012 08:14 PM (KCvsd)

603 Anna Puma: The Lex had a set of almost comically big 8" guns on it.

Not sure what the hell the navy was thinking. more .50 cals would have served better.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 08:14 PM (wYVte)

604 USS Hornet CV-8 was a stubborn ship.  Battle of Santa Cruz.  She took bomb hits, aerial torpedoes.  Even one bomber crashing into the superstructure.  She might have been salvageable except the Japanese were closing in.  Two US DDs were tasked with sinking her.  They fired torpedoes at her and fire multiple 5in rounds at her.  Hornet refused to sink.  Then the DDs had to run and it was the IJN's turn to try to salvage Hornet.  When that proved impossible it took several Long Lance torpedoes and finally Hornet went under.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 08:15 PM (BZocQ)

605 576 Hypocrite my ass. Nothing hypocritical about taking your responsibility as a parent to protect your child from himself quite seriously.


Ground the little shit for lying, sneaking, and otherwise screwing around.


The drinking? Less of an issue, probably. He knew it was wrong or he wouldn't have lied and snuck around.


Snuck? That's not really a word.

Posted by: tcn at December 02, 2012 12:02 AM (VLG62)



It's never too early to teach "it's not the crime, it's the coverup". Smart -- calling family to come get him; dumb -- trying to deny that he'd done anything untoward. Speaking of which, is the older brother on the list? Did he try to lie to provide cover?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 08:15 PM (kaalw)

606 Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 01, 2012 09:57 PM I hate to think this, but your Dad may have the beginnings of Alzheimer's, watch him carefully and make sure you go see him tomorrow! My mother had that and I would not wish it on anyone. She knew she was losing her mind and used to do things to try to remember things. Thank God she passed away last year, after almost six years in a nursing home, but she still knew both me and my brother. He visited almost daily because he was home by three most of the time. I went three or four times a week, but stayed much longer per visit. It would have been horrible to have to go see her if she didn't know us. Now go check your father today, it's Sunday now!!!

Posted by: CarolT at December 01, 2012 08:16 PM (z4WKX)

607 As TFG has promised that "electric rates will necessarily skyrocket", which he will bring about in the next four years, any plug in is simply paying the power company through the ass rather than the oil companies.

That's okay, I'll just use batteries from the store.

Posted by: Methos, doing libtard hipster impression at December 01, 2012 08:16 PM (hO9ad)

608 Kilgore is still around. What a sad, sad life.

Posted by: RWC at December 01, 2012 08:16 PM (sqp6o)

609 Was it an ONT here sometime last week?

I read somewhere that the third  season of Downton Abbey wasn't being shown on PBS until 2014 (unless I misread it as being the current new season three but it was the next season that wouldn't air until 2014) but the Seattle PBS station I recorded yesterday was still promoting January 6th as the third season start date.

Does that ring a bell with anyone?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 08:17 PM (jPVBi)

610 "590 oh and congrats to the Badgers for going to the Rose Bowl three years in a row, that is quite a feat. they really do have a quality program and a good team."

Badgers didn't deserve the Big Ten title or go to the Rose Bowl, but nobody else in the conference seemed to want it either.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 01, 2012 08:17 PM (GZitp)

611 we've had a bunch of LGF Little gay fuckers? Talking about hairy asses and analingis kind of makes one think that we are dealing with a bunch of little gay fuckers.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 01, 2012 08:17 PM (ZOf1l)

612 599 rickl: The Lexington has a set of 8" deck guns in line with the superstructure. They were still thinking battlecruiser at the time they were forced to convert their still under-contruction BCs into carriers by the Washington Naval Treaty. They were removed before Coral Sea. I think they were put in place in Hawaii to be used as anti-aircraft guns.

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 08:18 PM (sdi6R)

613 It's never too early to teach "it's not the crime, it's the coverup".

Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2012 12:15 AM (kaalw)


We are working that angle with six-year-old son, and it is getting harder to keep a straight face every day. He really struggles with the concept of lying to get out of trouble, particularly since he doesn't have much of a sense of shame about anything. Of course, at six, he is still spankable. Sixteen? Probably not.


Posted by: tcn at December 01, 2012 08:18 PM (VLG62)

614 Oh? Good. That made a bunch of sense.

They should have just scrapped them.

If that was the case, then Anna's guess about 5" guns sounds right.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 08:19 PM (wYVte)

615 Kristophr.  CV-2 and CV-3 were battle cruiser conversions.  Either the US Navy scrap the hulls to meet treaty requirements or convert to aircraft carriers.  And since the US Navy was still feeling out the whole carrier thing they erred on the side of caution.  So Lexington and Saratoga retained 8in guns of their cruiser ancestors.

The reason why Saratoga missed Midway was because she had taken a torpedo and needed repairs.  While they were repairing that hole, they removed Saratoga's 8in guns.  That took time so Saratoga arrived at Pearl IIRC a day late for the Battle of Midway.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 08:19 PM (BZocQ)

616 BC, work sucks. Cougar hot. You?

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 01, 2012 08:19 PM (Ai+tZ)

617 USS Hornet CV-8 was a stubborn ship.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 12:15 AM (BZocQ)



The Japanese had it in for Hornet bad since the Doolittle raid left from her decks.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 08:19 PM (yh0zB)

618

The absolute hell of it all was the in-fighting between Halsey and Nimitz over

the direct control of Battle Groups. History downplayed this dust-up, yet, it cost us ships of the line and hundreds of fine sailors and airmen because these boys wanted to play "Whose GOTS the biggest DICK!!!! Such is warfare with men of ego...and the Pacific War was no less a copy to that.

 

Still, we won...yet....

Posted by: Richard at December 01, 2012 08:19 PM (F3niu)

619 Any alternative to the internal combustion engine must have a self contained electricity generation source which will not require sitting for hours to recharge.

That ain't gonna be solar - the energy density per square meter exposed to sunlight won't do it unless your car is the size of a football field.

A while ago I calculated that if a covered the whole freaking roof of my crib with solar panels, on a clear summer day it would generate just enough to run a 3 ton A/C and the air handler.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 08:19 PM (5Syy4)

620 611 Was it an ONT here sometime last week?

I read somewhere that the third season of Downton Abbey wasn't being shown on PBS until 2014 (unless I misread it as being the current new season three but it was the next season that wouldn't air until 2014) but the Seattle PBS station I recorded yesterday was still promoting January 6th as the third season start date.

Does that ring a bell with anyone?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 02, 2012 12:17 AM (jPVBi)



There's a delay in Sherlock because of Hobbiting....but I don't remember any delays on DA.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 08:19 PM (kaalw)

621
What do you think?

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 10:20 PM (I2LwF)


Missing a lot of schools. Pitt, Virginia, UNC, NCSU, West Virginia, Rutgers, Syracuse, Colorado.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 01, 2012 08:20 PM (Zd/NW)

622 Little gay fuckers? Talking about hairy asses and analingis kind of makes one think that we are dealing with a bunch of little gay fuckers.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 02, 2012 12:17 AM (ZOf1l)


I had a discussion with a bunch of college kids on facebook (nephew's friends, don't even ask) who informed me that being gay isn't about sex.



I'm still trying to figure out what it IS about, if not sex.


And my comment to the them still stands--it is none of my business if you have gay sex, and I would appreciate it if you would continue to let it be NONE OF MY BUSINESS.


So, let's not have anymore penises in assholes, etc. Please?

Posted by: tcn at December 01, 2012 08:21 PM (VLG62)

623 Gotta catch some rack time. Busy day tomorrow. See y'all around.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 01, 2012 08:21 PM (Ai+tZ)

624 http://tinyurl.com/cso2jua

Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2012 08:21 PM (tw6Ar)

625 PBS has programming in between pledge drives? Urban legend!

Posted by: derit at December 01, 2012 08:21 PM (I88Jc)

626 Nimitz was a Texan. Don't mess with Texas

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 08:21 PM (wwsoB)

627 The little gay fantasy posted above is what Kilgore Trout actually does with the bicycle boy every night. There is no bigger butt-boy on the Internet.

Posted by: Donna V. at December 01, 2012 08:22 PM (BStAJ)

628 PBS can SMD!

Posted by: Richard at December 01, 2012 08:22 PM (F3niu)

629 I'm still trying to figure out what it IS about, if not sex.

Posted by: tcn at December 02, 2012 12:21 AM

Shopping and decorating?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 08:22 PM (wwsoB)

630 Anna: Yea, being butt-hurt about losing their BCs sounds plausible as the reason for putting those 8" guns on.

The Japanese turned the Hiei into a training ship, and stashed the armor belts ... and put them back on once the war started. They didn't learn the lesson the US Navy learned at pearl Harbor ... another CV to screw us with, instead of losing it as a BC at Guadalcanal, would have hurt us.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 01, 2012 08:22 PM (wYVte)

631 Here is a pic of Lexington as the crew is going overboard.  Looks like the turrets are gone.
http://acepilots.com/ww2/lex-sink.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 08:23 PM (BZocQ)

632 PBS has programming in between pledge drives? Urban legend!

Ain't that the truth.  One single, then 10 tracks of shit the rest of the time.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 08:23 PM (5Syy4)

633 So, when do we find out the results of the Capt. Backfire confab?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 08:23 PM (kaalw)

634 Nimitz was so great, they should have named a ship after him.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 08:24 PM (85EaA)

635 DC, ha! Work slowed up. Had to lay a couple guys off about a week and a half ago. They didn't take it well, which will likely preclude them from getting rehired when things pick back up. Wife's going through some med stuff right now. Long story, but she's had symptoms of something for close to two years. Nobody would listen to her. Brushed it off. Finally OB listened and ordered massive blood work. Estrogen needs to be elevated, but the big thing is that she's been having dangerously low blood sugars, sometimes multiple times a day, for at least a few months. She's still hot however.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 08:25 PM (GEICT)

636 632 I'm still trying to figure out what it IS about, if not sex.



Posted by: tcn at December 02, 2012 12:21 AM

Shopping and decorating?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2012 12:22 AM (wwsoB)



Being transgressive and showing-up the squares.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 08:25 PM (kaalw)

637 A bit over 300 on the Mustang, not quite 80 on the Subaru. Property taxes on cars piss me off. I can see property tax on something I can't move out of state, but cars do not fit in that category.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 02, 2012 12:23 AM (yh0zB)

 

Wow, now I feel bad bitching about $117! $300 is bs!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 08:25 PM (adaoe)

638 Sorry, visitor coming from http://minx.cc/?post=335370 at 75.189.246.87. You don't have permission to see /ww2/lex-sink.jpg

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 08:26 PM (yh0zB)

639 Nimitz had the publicity, but I've always thought Spruance was doing most of the heavy lifting.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 08:26 PM (5Syy4)

640 The London and Washington Naval Treaties.  Reason why USS Wasp CV-7 was a copy of CV-4 Ranger, a 14,000 ton lightweight.  It was to stay within the treaty limits.

But with war looming and Japan had already abandoned the treaties, the US Navy needed another carrier to bridge the gap before the first Essex was due in the fleet in late 1942.  So they broke the treaty limits.  Hence USS Hornet CV-8 was built as an almost twin of Yorktown and Enterprise.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 08:26 PM (BZocQ)

641 Posted by: tcn at December 02, 2012 12:21 AM (VLG62) None of my business either, but any sex with members of the same sex is called homosexuality. And there is no such thing as trans-genderism. It is a made up word by people who wish to change the fact that chicks with dicks is really a fucked up thing. By the way, a transvestite is a gay man who likes to wear womens clothing and a male pedophile who has sex with little boys is a homosexual pedophile. It may stink and hurt the feelings of some but too fucking bad.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 01, 2012 08:27 PM (ZOf1l)

642 GGE, try this one
http://www.militaryfactory.com/ships/imgs/uss-lexington-cv2_3.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 08:27 PM (BZocQ)

643

"PBS has programming in between pledge drives? Urban legend!"

 

 Please don't tell me they still show that friggin' Peter Paul and Mary concert during pledge drives. That "Blowin' in the Wind" song blows chunks.

Posted by: Donna V. at December 01, 2012 08:27 PM (BStAJ)

644 Wow, now I feel bad bitching about $117! $300 is bs!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 02, 2012 12:25 AM (adaoe)



Not so bad now that it isn't new any more. The first year I had it I paid a little over 400. They go on the car's value (it was a $42K car when it was new).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 08:28 PM (yh0zB)

645 Letter to Barron's going around the internet ..

http://tinyurl.com/dyzbv5e

  A Warm Thank You

To the Editor:

This 50-something, white, conservative Republican wishes to thank AmericaÂ’s youth for sacrificing their financial futures and standard of living so that boomers, such as my wife and I, can look forward to a long and comfy retirement, which we could easily have afforded on our own. Now we have the youth as our guarantors and providers of a little something extra.

As reported by the national exit poll conducted by Edison Research, Americans aged 18 to 29 voted 60% to 36% for Barack Obama. Prior to ObamaÂ’s re-election, I believed that it was morally wrong for my generation to pass a crushing national debt on to the next one.

The debt will top $20 trillion before Obama moves out of the White House, and it will include spiraling retirement-related costs that the administration has shown zero interest in bringing under control, largely driven by baby boomers piling into the Social Security and Medicare systems.

With the presidentÂ’s electoral crushing of Mitt Romney, my overriding sense of morality and guilt have vanished. Thank you, kids!

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 08:28 PM (wwsoB)

646 GGE, try this one
http://www.militaryfactory.com/ships/___s/uss-lexington-cv2_3.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 12:27 AM (BZocQ)



404 error...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 08:29 PM (yh0zB)

647 A few years ago, PBS tried jumping onto the reality show bandwagon with a western-pioneer show. They put a modern family on a pre-1900 ranch.

hehehe

Posted by: derit at December 01, 2012 08:31 PM (I88Jc)

648 By the way, a transvestite is a gay man who likes to wear womens clothing and a male pedophile who has sex with little boys is a homosexual pedophile. It may stink and hurt the feelings of some but too fucking bad.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 02, 2012 12:27 AM (ZOf1l)



BTW -- transvestites like to clothing of the opposite sex, but don't have to be gay. So you can have transvestite women in tuxes dating men, transvestite men in dresses dating women, women in tuxes dating men in dresses.....



The things you learn when you move to the SF Bay area.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 08:31 PM (kaalw)

649 Nimitz was so great, they should have nameda ship after him.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2012 12:24 AM (85EaA)


I loved The Final Countdown when I was younger.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2012 08:32 PM (hO9ad)

650 A bit over 300 on the Mustang, not quite 80 on the Subaru. Property taxes on cars piss me off.

The state is delivering a message.  They don't want you to buy a new car and stimulate the local economy.  They want you to drive around in a $500 rusted out hooptie covered in "Wisconsin Chrome" (AKA duct tape).

When I lived in MA and was faced with that shit, I had an old beater diesel VW Dasher that had been T-boned, had two doors that wouldn't open, and looked like it was driving down the road sideways.  I refused to feed the beast.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 08:32 PM (5Syy4)

651

638

I'll give up this one.

Back in the day, a NAVY CORPSMAN, stationed at "Oak Knoll" in the East Bay. Got a "specific duty" every 6 months. She liked my presence and my attention to duty. She, was Julia Nimitz, wife of known Admrl.Nimitz....and the stories will go with me to my grave....which is why I popped off in an earlier post....

Posted by: Richard at December 01, 2012 08:32 PM (F3niu)

652 Aight. I'm out too. See ya later. Try not to break shit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 08:33 PM (GEICT)

653 634 That's a view of the starboard side aft. My dad was on the port side forward. He said they were given ice cream while they were lined up on deck waiting for the order to abandon ship. The abandonment was orderly, and not a man was lost during it. (That doesn't count the men lost in the fires and explosions.)

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

654 Not so bad now that it isn't new any more. The first year I had it I paid a little over 400. They go on the car's value (it was a $42K car when it was new).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 02, 2012 12:28 AM (yh0zB)

 

Well jealous, love the new mustangs, camaros and chargers & challengers. My old neon is done. Going to get a bicycle. I live in a real small town, and lets face it, exercise will be useful.

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 08:33 PM (adaoe)

655 Looks like it's time for Barry Obullshit to take the girls out for some ice cream;

Muslim Brotherhood 'paying gangs to go out and rape women and beat men protesting in Egypt' as thousands of demonstrators pour on to the streets 

http://tinyurl.com/cduqsmq

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 08:33 PM (wwsoB)

656 There's a delay in Sherlock because of Hobbiting....but I don't remember any delays on DA.
That was probably it. I'll have to check out IMDB about it or a fan site.

PBS has programming in between pledge drives? Urban legend!
And that's why I PVRed it so I could fast-forward through that.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 08:35 PM (jPVBi)

657 654 A bit over 300 on the Mustang, not quite 80 on the Subaru. Property taxes on cars piss me off.

The state is delivering a message. They don't want you to buy a new car and stimulate the local economy. They want you to drive around in a $500 rusted out hooptie covered in "Wisconsin Chrome" (AKA duct tape).

When I lived in MA and was faced with that shit, I had an old beater diesel VW Dasher that had been T-boned, had two doors that wouldn't open, and looked like it was driving down the road sideways. I refused to feed the beast.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 02, 2012 12:32 AM (5Syy4)


The state is delivering that message while Obama and the UAW want you to buy new cars via the E85 push.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 01, 2012 08:35 PM (Zd/NW)

658 And there is no such thing as trans-genderism. It is a made up word

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 02, 2012 12:27 AM (ZOf1l)


Oh really, next you are going to tell me there is no such thing as Latino or Hispanic, that they are made up words.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 01, 2012 08:35 PM (vfB2N)

659 After the Darwinian action in the first 6 months, Nimitz finally had good admirals who would fight.  Spruance and Halsey.  Lockwood ran the subs.  Nimitz also had young turk admirals like Jocko Clark who's temperament was only matched by Yamaguchi on Japan's side.  Luckily Yamaguchi chose to go down with his carriers at Midway in atonement for his errors.  Nagumo waited until Saipan to suicide.

Another forgotten admiral of the US Navy is Admiral Pye.  At the time of the Pearl Harbor attack, he commanded the battleships.  Then he was interim CINCPAC.  But his brief tenure had only one notable event, when he ordered Enterprise and Saratoga to not relieve Wake Island.  Day after those orders, Shokakhu and Zuikaku launched their planes against Wake Island.  Major Devereaux was forced to surrender his command.

At the time of the Battle of Midway, Admiral Pye and the surviving battleships had been ordered by Nimitz to the West Coast.  And then he slipped into oblivion.

When Edwin P. Hoyt was writing about the war in the Pacific and Ninitz's admirals, Nimitz's widow told him Chester refused to write his own autobiography because he would have to tell the truth and hurt people.  

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 08:36 PM (BZocQ)

660 AAA warns EPA to halt sale of E15 gas

http://tinyurl.com/d55r67u

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 08:36 PM (wwsoB)

661 They're ALL made-up words!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 08:36 PM (kaalw)

662 Revelation 13:18

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 01, 2012 08:37 PM (jts1f)

663 Now?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 08:37 PM (kaalw)

664 GGE, fill in the blank since Pixy no like a word   'i m g'  take off the quotes and remove spaces.  Put that in the blank.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 08:38 PM (BZocQ)

665 Nice snag, Grumpy!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 08:38 PM (kaalw)

666 The state is delivering that message while Obama and the UAW want you to buy new cars via the E85 push.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 02, 2012 12:35 AM (Zd/NW)



The state is delivering the message that they are a bunch of greedy bastards.



BTW, I got a tax bill from Franklin County VA as well, on my sister's car. My name is on her title because I'm the cosigner on her loan, some numbnuts at the VA DMV put my address on her registration, another numbnuts saw a Virginia car registered in Franklin County NC and sent me a bill (she lives in Roanoke County, no one has ever lived in Franklin County VA). Another reason why car taxes are BS.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 08:39 PM (yh0zB)

667

2 women got MARRIED at the WESTPOINT CHAPLE today.....

and I am........(insert PC wording)

Posted by: Richard at December 01, 2012 08:39 PM (F3niu)

668 rickl, when they abandoned was amazing.  They lined up their shoes on the flight deck before going over the side.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 08:39 PM (BZocQ)

669 Why thank you cthulhu!

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 01, 2012 08:39 PM (jts1f)

670 MSM Experts. Can't live with 'em, can't bury them in anthills

Remembering Some of Those Who Said the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt Wasn't a Threat to Democracy

http://tinyurl.com/cwnzg4k

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 08:40 PM (wwsoB)

671 553 still needs a clean up

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 01, 2012 08:40 PM (jts1f)

672 Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2012 12:31 AM (kaalw) Propaganda delivered to you by the bay area propagandists. A man who wears womens clothing fantasizes about what it would be like to be a woman. He is then turned on by the thought of wearing womens clothing around people who would find that erotic, mainly other men. By wearing womens clothing, he is taking a feminine role that usually (more than ever gets reported) culminates in sexual relations with other men. Don't fall for the lies and propaganda. I'm not religious and I don't care if you are gay or not. But I am tired of the lies propagated by the gay community when they indicate that transvestite's are perfectly normal and straight. They may be normal, but they are not straight.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 01, 2012 08:41 PM (ZOf1l)

673 Let this be a warning to gals who think that severely pencilled eyebrows always look good.

Edith Pialf's "Non, Je ne Regrette Rein":

http://youtu.be/Q3Kvu6Kgp88

Posted by: derit at December 01, 2012 08:41 PM (I88Jc)

674 GGE, my 08 GT500 tag is only $208.  That includes charge for vanity tag.

But if they really do move to E85, I am selling.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 08:42 PM (BZocQ)

675 Muslim Brotherhood 'paying gangs to go out and rape women and beat men protesting in Egypt'

I'm sure Obama has sent them an emergency shipment of condoms.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 08:42 PM (5Syy4)

676 I don't know if I've told my Dad's favorite Navy story before, so bear with me I have.

He was shopping one day, I forget where this was, but I want to say Hawaii. Anyway, he had whatever stuff he meant to pick up and was leaving when he noticed someone out of the corner of his eye behind him, so out of politeness, he turned to hold the door.

As he was grabbing the door and spinning out of the way he started counting stars on the man's uniform. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. And he knows he had a panicked expression on his face as he processed that information and realized that saluting (as an enlisted, he knew he really should have) meant taking his right hand off the door and letting it close is the Admiral's face.

Nimitz smirked at him and said "Don't worry, son. You're doing the right thing." And went on his way.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2012 08:43 PM (hO9ad)

677 Revelation 13:18

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger


Well done brother.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 01, 2012 08:44 PM (vfB2N)

678 The things you learn when you move to the SF Bay area.....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2012 12:31 AM (kaalw)

 

I remember the scrotum guys from zombies pics, so wrong on all levels, eck! I never realized how sheltered I was, tee hee.

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 08:44 PM (adaoe)

679 Piaf, non p-loaf!

Posted by: derit at December 01, 2012 08:44 PM (I88Jc)

680 GGE, fill in the blank since Pixy no like a word 'i m g' take off the quotes and remove spaces. Put that in the blank.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 12:38 AM (BZocQ)



Yep, there it is! BTW, Clifton Sprague also gets pretty short shrift in the histories IMO. Halsey might have been aggressive and daring, but he sure put Taffy 3's nuts in the wringer.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 08:45 PM (yh0zB)

681 676 Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2012 12:31 AM (kaalw)

Propaganda delivered to you by the bay area propagandists. A man who wears womens clothing fantasizes about what it would be like to be a woman. He is then turned on by the thought of wearing womens clothing around people who would find that erotic, mainly other men. By wearing womens clothing, he is taking a feminine role that usually (more than ever gets reported) culminates in sexual relations with other men. Don't fall for the lies and propaganda. I'm not religious and I don't care if you are gay or not. But I am tired of the lies propagated by the gay community when they indicate that transvestite's are perfectly normal and straight. They may be normal, but they are not straight.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 02, 2012 12:41 AM (ZOf1l)



No, they're all over the place. I think an asteroid covered in weird hit near here before the white man came.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj_f0Sdi3nk

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 08:45 PM (kaalw)

682

OK. Back (shortly) from conference.

-

He will be grounded until Christmas. He can go to Church functions. No XBox. No WoWarcraft. His laptop goes to the kitchen table. Washes the (3) vehicles. Folds the clothes and empties the dishwasher until his mother says different. His brother didn't lie, and kind of set up the "discovery". We'll find out exactly where the alcohol came from (sounds like vodka and soda/juice mix). Attribution will be attributed. Calls will be made. There was no drunken driving involved, as best as I can tell, so far. That will be acknowledged (and praised as good choice coupled with bad choice). It was just "the boys". None of the girls were involved (and we like this Alex and Anna. So Mom is semi-relieved), so there's that. And I'm a dumb-ass,-no-role-model, evidently. 

-

But I am a full-grown man, and I'm still having a Churchill and a single-malt after my round tommorow.  And he's still a good kid. Life will go on. Life does go  on.

-

Night ya'll. Thanks for the advice. I am pleased to "know" (almost all of) you. X's and O's

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 01, 2012 08:46 PM (mkb9H)

683 E-85 will deliver about half the mpg of gasoline.  The energy density of alcohol is significantly less than gasoline.  As a special bonus, the alcohol is highly hygroscopic and absorbs moisture like crazy.

This is just a ploy to double the number of gallons pumped...which will of course double the Federal fuel tax revenue...because its taxed by the gallon.

If they tried, they couldn't be more transparent.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 08:48 PM (5Syy4)

684 Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 02, 2012 12:46 AM (mkb9H)



Later on take him aside and tell him "Boy you put me through that again with your mother and I'll kick your ass good and proper."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 08:48 PM (yh0zB)

685 Sprague had ice cubs in his veins and medicine balls down below.  Have IJN Yamato plus other battleships and cruisers closing.  And what does he do.  Commands his Small Boys to attack while his CVE[Cheap Vulnerable and Expendable]s madly launch their FM-2 Wildcats and TBM Avengers with what ever they were armed with.  That he lost only a few of the Small Boys and USS Gambier Bay was and is a miracle only because the Japanese admiral lost his nerve.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 08:49 PM (BZocQ)

686 Later on take him aside and tell him "Boy you put me through that again with your mother and I'll kick your ass good and proper."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 02, 2012 12:48 AM (yh0zB)


Hmmm.... our fathers may have been related.

Posted by: tcn at December 01, 2012 08:49 PM (VLG62)

687 "545 Once hydrogen fuel cell cars are technically viable to mass produce, they can not only power themselves independently and cleanly, but you can actually power your home from the power they produce

At this juncture, they figure they're 15 to 20 years away

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 11:52 PM (wwsoB)"


Riiiight. Soon as we get the hydrogen wells on line.

There's a huge energy cost in making hydrogen, and it's not found in the free state anywhere on Earth. And its energy density sucks, and it is difficult and dangerous to store and transport in quantity. Those niggling little problems aside, it's the perfect fuel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2012 08:50 PM (pFqpP)

688 Good outcome Capt.

Posted by: RWC at December 01, 2012 08:51 PM (sqp6o)

689 688 Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 02, 2012 12:46 AM (mkb9H)



Later on take him aside and tell him "Boy you put me through that again with your mother and I'll kick your ass good and proper."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 02, 2012 12:48 AM (yh0zB)



Doesn't sound too outlandish -- and second (or 3rd) the GGE addendum.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 08:52 PM (kaalw)

690 That he lost only a few of the Small Boys and USS Gambier Bay was and is a miracle only because the Japanese admiral lost his nerve.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 12:49 AM (BZocQ)



Hooray for the Johnson, commanded by LCDR Evans. They say she was taken down by Japanese gunfire but I think she sunk due to the weight of her skipper's stones.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 08:52 PM (yh0zB)

691 I was sent home from elementary school for fighting. My little brother had done the tried and true, "My sister can whip your behind!" crap and I had to make good on that. Then I smacked my brother for good measure.


My mom was horrified. No lady ever fights, what got into you, you know where this well lead, ad nauseum. My dad nodded and then punished me by grounding me.


Once mom left the room, he asked if I really pasted the other kid. I had, so I said so. He smiled, nodded, and left the room.

Posted by: tcn at December 01, 2012 08:53 PM (VLG62)

692 AoP, IIRC from Noble's book We Reach The Moon.  Talking about liquid hydrogen he made mention of how it likes to escape and return to gas.  Need good insulation.  And to extract hydrogen need electricity to crack water into its components.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 08:53 PM (BZocQ)

693

loved The Final Countdown when I was younger.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2012 12:32 AM (hO9ad)

=================

A lot of the guys in my CIC unit were in that movie.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 08:54 PM (85EaA)

694 Hmmm.... our fathers may have been related.

Posted by: tcn at December 02, 2012 12:49 AM (VLG62)



That's pretty much verbatim what he told me, just before he chained my hung-over ass to that Briggs and Stratton powered torture device for the day.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 08:55 PM (yh0zB)

695 Capt. Matthew Yelland when faced with a time paradox basically said 'Nuts!' and dealt with his current hear and now.  So he tried to sink the First Air Fleet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 08:55 PM (BZocQ)

696 Time for more derailment.  Time for some almost Moe.
https://www.rinkya.com/new/en/auction-s297191432

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 08:57 PM (BZocQ)

697 eh...Johnston rather...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 08:58 PM (yh0zB)

698
The state is delivering the message that they are a bunch of greedy bastards.

BTW, I got a tax bill from Franklin County VA as well, on my sister's car. My name is on her title because I'm the cosigner on her loan, some numbnuts at the VA DMV put my address on her registration, another numbnuts saw a Virginia car registered in Franklin County NC and sent me a bill (she lives in Roanoke County, no one has ever lived in Franklin County VA). Another reason why car taxes are BS.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 02, 2012 12:39 AM (yh0zB)


You do know that Virginia did away with the car tax about 15 years ago? Yep. Jim Gilmore was elected as Governor on that pledge. They started removing it by about 20% a year, with the state reimbursing the locality for the money they no longer receive from it. When the recession hit in 2001, Mark Warner suspended the tax rebate to the locality because of the "fiscal emergency" and the state could not balance the budget unless it was suspended at about 80%. Even after the state ran surplus for years after that, Warner and Kaine decided they needed the surplus to spend on free shit. So we are stuck paying that shit with no end in sight.


If you want some 100% pure gasoline for your baby, next time you are in Roanoke, go to the Pure station on Franklin Road. It is ethanol free and will make your car purr.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 01, 2012 08:58 PM (Zd/NW)

699 GGE.  Could only remember USS Hoel.  Hence I used Small Boys.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 08:58 PM (BZocQ)

700 That's pretty much verbatim what he told me, just before he chained my hung-over ass to that Briggs and Stratton powered torture device for the day.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 02, 2012 12:55 AM (yh0zB)

 

Miss my dad. He was like this. Hubby and I loved that 70's show. Red reminded me of my dad! He was a hard ass, but i knew he loved me! And now I know why he was a hard-ass!

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 09:01 PM (adaoe)

701 Elves...bah. I'll take a stout dwarf maiden with fine whiskers any day.

Louis Armstrong's "All of Me":

http://youtu.be/wFzxo-XI8As

Posted by: derit at December 01, 2012 09:01 PM (I88Jc)

702 There are 4 Match 5 winners in the Powerball tonight.  Which means there are tickets bought in FL, NC, TX, and WA that are worth $1 million each. 

No jackpot winner, so it rolled over.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 09:05 PM (BZocQ)

703

663

Some of which is painful and true....

Posted by: Richard at December 01, 2012 09:06 PM (F3niu)

704 Oh really, next you are going to tell me there is no such thing as Latino or Hispanic, that they are made up words.

Hey, the Catalans love it here. Can't wait to bring those Portuguese bumpkins back on board too

Posted by: Spain at December 01, 2012 09:07 PM (QTHTd)

705 Someone should give this advice to high school boys;

"Young men, there are avenues open to you and closed to you. A high paying career through a college degree is closed to most of you. The colleges themselves do not want you there, only the cash flow from tuition mostly from ruinous financing. If you are a white heterosexual male, you are their enemy and they will tell you so without fear of retribution, in fact they will be lauded for saying so.

There are however avenues which can lead to high incomes and satisfying work in the traditional "blue collar field" should you wish to work hard and learn. The American economy still has a shortage of qualified auto technicians, mechanics, electricians, truck drivers, plumbers, and air conditioning technicians.

While America's elite may consider you beneath them in status and intellect, they will be paying you large sums of cash to keep their own privileged lives functioning.

If that doesn't convince you, remember that the ladies will sooner go for a mechanic making $80,000 than a barista with credentials making $18,000 and living with his parents"


Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 09:08 PM (wwsoB)

706 687 E-85 will deliver about half the mpg of gasoline. The energy density of alcohol is significantly less than gasoline. As a special bonus, the alcohol is highly hygroscopic and absorbs moisture like crazy.

This is just a ploy to double the number of gallons pumped...which will of course double the Federal fuel tax revenue...because its taxed by the gallon.

If they tried, they couldn't be more transparent.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 02, 2012 12:48 AM (5Syy4)


Shit, I meant in my post E15, but the E10 is also crappy. Back in September when MrsCaniac and I went to the OBX for a week, I filled up my car with E0 gas and we drove the whole way down, and drove around for the week on that fillup. In November we went back down, and I filled up with E10. We made it down there on that tank, but had to fill up when we got there. I am convinced that it is cheaper for me to use the more expensive E0 than the E10 because my gas mileage means I use a hell of a lot less gas.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 01, 2012 09:09 PM (Zd/NW)

707 If your going to do a murder/suicide...do the suicide first.

Posted by: grease monkey at December 01, 2012 09:11 PM (VSWPU)

708 Richard, yes.  Like Admiral Ghormley.  Or however its spelled.  Originally in charge of the action around Guadalcanal.  Replaced by Halsey.  And it was Halsey who sent Lee and his two battleships Washington and South Dakota to square off against Kirishima and Hiei.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 09:12 PM (BZocQ)

709 709


Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2012 01:08 AM (wwsoB)


But does the mechanic have gauges in his ears?

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 01, 2012 09:13 PM (Zd/NW)

710

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2012 01:08 AM (wwsoB)

 

True, air conditioning techs make big money in NV. Believe me, we had an air conditioner replaced on July 4 one year, and i am pretty sure we paid for all his kids braces!

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 09:14 PM (adaoe)

711
Fate protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise.

Posted by: Trevor (@Tjexcite) at December 01, 2012 09:14 PM (Ea64Y)

712 709 Someone should give this advice to high school boys; Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2012 01:08 AM (wwsoB) Excellent.

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

713 Talking about liquid hydrogen he made mention of how it likes to escape and return to gas

Yep, its hard to contain hydrogen.  On a mass produced product like a car with commodity seals and lame UAW assembly, it will constantly be leaking out. 

It also likes to make steel and some other metals brittle and prone to cracking.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 09:15 PM (5Syy4)

714 The Disney Princesses 'cover' needs better art direction. Closer frame with C-3PO on the left and Leia storming stage right would have worked better.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 01, 2012 09:15 PM (JEpGb)

715 696 AoP, IIRC from Noble's book We Reach The Moon. Talking about liquid hydrogen he made mention of how it likes to escape and return to gas. Need good insulation. And to extract hydrogen need electricity to crack water into its components.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 12:53 AM (BZocQ)


Anna, currently the cheapest way to make hydrogen is to crack it out of natural gas. Beats electrolysis, because the hydrogen in methane is already reduced. Using electric current to break down water burns more energy than can be had by running the hydrogen through a fuel cell TANSTAAFL, and all that. One real big problem with hydrogen is that you cannot blend odorants into it, like you can with natural gas and LP gas. And hydrogen is on its own, is completely odorless. So your nose cannot warn you of a leak. Bad juju.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2012 09:16 PM (pFqpP)

716 Looks like Nebraska really wanted to play in the Capitol One Bowl this year.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 01, 2012 09:18 PM (Zd/NW)

717 Yeah very bad juju.  Just imagine a hydrogen fuel cell leaking in a parking garage next to a hospital.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 09:19 PM (BZocQ)

718 And hydrogen is on its own, is completely odorless. So your nose cannot warn you of a leak. Bad juju.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2012 01:16 AM (pFqpP)


So, like if I am toking up, uh uh, boom goes the dynamite?

Posted by: Choomer at December 01, 2012 09:20 PM (Zd/NW)

719 . Believe me, we had an air conditioner replaced on July 4 one year, and i am pretty sure we paid for allhis kids braces!

Typical parts for new 3-ton compressor and matching air handler are in the $2500-$3000 range.   If two guys spend a day doing a swap, its a pretty nice payday.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 09:21 PM (5Syy4)

720 "If you're going to do a murder/suicide..."

Think about how such a legacy would matter. Life is for the living.


Posted by: derit at December 01, 2012 09:21 PM (I88Jc)

721 721 Yeah very bad juju. Just imagine a hydrogen fuel cell leaking in a parking garage next to a hospital. "Oh, the humanity!"

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 09:21 PM (sdi6R)

722 Night all, gonna decorate for Christmas in the am. Have a great Sunday, hope all your teams win, or cover, etc.

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 09:22 PM (adaoe)

723 Fate protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise.
Posted by: Trevor


“God helps fools, lovers and drunkards,” supposed French idiom.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 01, 2012 09:22 PM (JEpGb)

724
Gas - burny
Hydrogen - splody

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 09:23 PM (5Syy4)

725 You do know that Virginia did away with the car tax about 15 years ago?

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 02, 2012 12:58 AM (Zd/NW)



The state maybe, but obviously the counties still collect it. Or Franklin does anyway. I have the little green piece of paper to prove it. Tax amount $294.84, tax relief $123.86, total due $170.98 on a 2009 Mustang 'vert assessed at $12.6K.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 09:23 PM (yh0zB)

726 and drunkards,”   OK I am covered , could not resist, now really going. God Bless Ya'll.

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 09:24 PM (adaoe)

727 Gas - burny
Hydrogen - splody
Posted by: @PurpAv


Isn't there some kind of law of relative atmosphere involved there?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 01, 2012 09:24 PM (JEpGb)

728 When the recession hit in 2001, Mark Warner suspended the tax rebate to the locality because of the "fiscal emergency" and the state could not balance the budget unless it was suspended at about 80%. Even after the state ran surplus for years after that, Warner and Kaine decided they needed the surplus to spend on free shit. So we are stuck paying that shit with no end in sight.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 02, 2012 12:58 AM (Zd/NW)



Just read the last of that. Suspension of taxes suspended?  This is my shocked face.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 09:25 PM (yh0zB)

729 My dad was on Guam in 1945 and had his own Nimitz story. Sometime after the war ended, Nimitz visited Guam. All were warned to be on their best behavior. Dad took a shower and stepped out of the stalls just as the Jeep Nimitz was in drove straight toward him and then turned. Dad was buck naked, not allowed to salute as he was out of uniform, and stood there scared to death as Nimitz stared straight at him for what seemed like an eternity. Poor dad was barely 18 at the time.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at December 01, 2012 09:26 PM (7zk6v)

730 Ugh Toonami showing Thundercats next.  Gimme more anime!!!  How about Natsume's Book of Friends.  Heck Durara is better.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 09:26 PM (BZocQ)

731

712,

The real bitch of this whole period was that my uncle spent 2 and a half years aboard an assualt troop landing ship during the whole of the island hopping mess and had ALL of the major islands under his belt and I never got an oral history from him not once....sad that....

Posted by: Richard at December 01, 2012 09:28 PM (F3niu)

732 A college education for a white male is becoming the equivalent of college sports for a black male

Most will dream of making the big money upon graduation

Only a small fraction will realize those dreams. The rest will live either in poverty or in debt

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 09:28 PM (wwsoB)

733 Only a small fraction will realize those dreams.

Only until Obama notices them and takes their shit...then the poverty/debt thing will happen.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 09:32 PM (5Syy4)

734 Ugh Toonami showing Thundercats next. Gimme more anime!!! How about Natsume's Book of Friends. Heck Durara is better.

Were you responsible for that "Right Now" video earlier in the day?

Bad things went through my nose on the caption "Right Now the ending of Evangelion is fucking with someone's mind."

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2012 09:33 PM (hO9ad)

735 Guilty as charged there Methos.  Glad you enjoyed the video.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 09:34 PM (BZocQ)

736 237 USS Fuck You "Today the US deployed the Fuck You to the Persian Gulf" The USS 72 Virgins. "Iran has been getting the shit pounded out of it by the 72 Virgins for three straight days now".

Posted by: Urban Achiever at December 01, 2012 09:34 PM (GQoh1)

737 Happy Saturday! Thanks for the link Anna - hope your word count is going well. 2nd coat of primer on the floor. Dry. Some spots a darker shade of white than others, but the blood crimson is covered over well enough for 'Avenue Tan' painting to commence.

Posted by: Adriane ... at December 01, 2012 09:36 PM (gh+mp)

738 ...and I never got an oral history from him not once...

My dad was through the north Africa thing, Sicily, and Italy.  It was hard to get him to talk about it. 

He'd talk about getting robbed by the locals in Bizerti, the black market, or having to drive a truck for 24 hours straight through the mountains where if one died it just got shoved over the cliff and the convoy rolled on, but the rest he was always pretty subdued about.,

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 09:38 PM (5Syy4)

739 Hi Adriane!   Which link?  Posted a few.
Officially won NaNoWriMo by clocking in 53k words.  Still need to finish story.

Glad you are making progress on your floor.  Happy it was only two coats.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 09:38 PM (BZocQ)

740 the USS Lamentations of the Women!

Posted by: whiskey tango at December 01, 2012 09:39 PM (JvP2I)

741 Posted by: Urban Achiever at December 02, 2012 01:34 AM (GQoh1)

Whether we actually needed it or not, I'm still pissed we canned the Crusader artillery system.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2012 09:39 PM (hO9ad)

742 ...and I never got an oral history from him not once...

My dad was through the north Africa thing, Sicily, and Italy. It was hard to get him to talk about it.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 02, 2012 01:38 AM (5Syy4)



The grandfather for whom I am named (who said he didn't want his kids to grow up to be Sailors or mechanics, so I'm sure I was a great disappointment to him) was a SEABEE in WW2. He didn't talk much about it either, but when my uncle brought a Japanese car home from college he took a gas can and a lighter and set it on fire in the driveway. It sat there until he and my grandmother had both died and they had it towed off for scrap.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 09:40 PM (yh0zB)

743 USS Snookum-wookums

Posted by: derit at December 01, 2012 09:41 PM (I88Jc)

744 Methos.  Crusader system was horrible.  USAF would not sign off on the thing being airlifted by the C-17.  And how the Army tried a clumsy end around Rumsfeld, geez talk about naifs in the world of infighting.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 09:41 PM (BZocQ)

745 Posted by: whiskey tango at December 02, 2012 01:39 AM (JvP2I)


Saw your question after I had signed off. I'm outside of Franklinton, 10 miles north of Wake Forest.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 09:41 PM (yh0zB)

746 All the rooms in the Victorian era farmhouse I grew up in had T/G plank floors with painted borders, and bare wood in the middle.  The idea was you covered the bare wood with an area rug.  I guess paint was relatively expensive in the late 1800's.

Painted floors can be attractive in the right context.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 09:43 PM (5Syy4)

747 Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 01:38 AM (BZocQ) The first derailment video ... : -))))) I don't recognize any anime by name, but I think my husband has watched the detective who got turned into a little boy ... I have done some typing, but I'm going batshit over not having my bed to sleep in, so that d@mn bedroom is going to get finished if it KILZ me ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at December 01, 2012 09:43 PM (gh+mp)

748 Yeah that video was right on out there.

Magical Shopping Arcade Abianoshi..  Boy and girl keep sliding into different worlds.  And they want to get home.  One world is film noir but when you are killed you are reborn as a chibi version.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 09:46 PM (BZocQ)

749 PS. I was talking to Maet re: software. Do you use Scrivener or some such?

Posted by: Adriane ... at December 01, 2012 09:46 PM (gh+mp)

750 Were you responsible for that "Right Now" video earlier in the day? Bad things went through my nose on the caption "Right Now the ending of Evangelion is fucking with someone's mind." Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2012 01:33 AM (hO9ad) Love that AMV! Here is another great AMV. Martian Successor Nadesico + Futurama = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6KXcdOLUb0

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at December 01, 2012 09:46 PM (sZTYJ)

751 Adriane, I used OpenOffice.  But now that I won, I think I get a discount when I purchase Scivener.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 09:47 PM (BZocQ)

752 746 GGE: Wow. Yeah, my dad didn't have any interest in Japanese or German cars, either.

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

753 PPS! CONGRATS on 53 000 words! Word!

Posted by: Adriane ... at December 01, 2012 09:47 PM (gh+mp)

754 That is the Meteor Schlaashiff Nadesico: Prince of Darkness footage they are using.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 09:49 PM (BZocQ)

755 I don't recognize any anime by name, but I think my husband has watched the detective who got turned into a little boy ... Posted by: Adriane ... at December 02, 2012 01:43 AM (gh+mp) "Detective Conan", or, as it was relabeled here in the U.S., "Case Closed"

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at December 01, 2012 09:50 PM (sZTYJ)

756 Quick delurk What a fucked up birthday I had. First my daughter the elder is stuck in the fucking embassy in Madrid, for reasons only the damn State Department knows (she is AF, so don't blame her, it's an assignment ). Second, daughter the younger (also AF) just got orders for deployment again (yeah guess where again) and she has already been 4 times. I am drinking myself into a stupor

Posted by: Ma Bell at December 01, 2012 09:51 PM (uVuwp)

757 I am drinking myself into a stupor

Posted by: Ma Bell at December 02, 2012 01:51 AM (uVuwp)



Sorry it went so bad. Happy Birthday anyway.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 09:52 PM (yh0zB)

758 There is always "AMV Hell" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c35JWRIeu1c Just avoid the "zero" series... Trust me on this...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at December 01, 2012 09:52 PM (sZTYJ)

759

Free REIN.

Posted by: comatus at December 01, 2012 10:02 PM (qaVK+)

 

In keeping with the theme around here wouldn't that be considered an oxy"moron".

Posted by: Bill R. at December 01, 2012 09:52 PM (QnRSM)

760 Methos. Crusader system was horrible. USAF would not sign off on the thing being airlifted by the C-17. And how the Army tried a clumsy end around Rumsfeld, geez talk about naifs in the world of infighting.

Yeah, I know there were practical reasons for it, it's just that people were being harassed around the same time for using words like crusade or infinite justice because someone somewhere who already hates us might have their feelings hurt.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2012 09:52 PM (hO9ad)

761 Ma Bell - Hippo Birdie Two Ewes ... Wishing you and your daughters the best, or at least, the strength to endure and overcome ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at December 01, 2012 09:55 PM (gh+mp)

762 USS Buzzards Gotta Eat

Posted by: whiskey tango at December 01, 2012 09:56 PM (JvP2I)

763 My dad was through the north Africa thing, Sicily, and Italy. It was hard to get him to talk about it.

He'd talk about getting robbed by the locals in Bizerti, the black market, or having to drive a truck for 24 hours straight through the mountains where if one died it just got shoved over the cliff and the convoy rolled on, but the rest he was always pretty subdued about.,

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 02, 2012 01:38 AM

 

Italian front is incredibly fascinating and rather overlooked in a lot of ways. It's the one area of WW2 I never get tired of. There were some extremely bloody battles going on there in 44 to 45 that just don't get much coverage, for some reason. It was pretty much a shit fight to the end.

Posted by: otho at December 01, 2012 09:56 PM (yBF/9)

764 Crusader system was horrible.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 01:41 AM (BZocQ)



Oh come on now, the F-8 was a pretty good aircraft.



http://www.cloudnet.com/~djohnson/index.html

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 09:57 PM (yh0zB)

765 USS Buzzards Gotta Eat

Posted by: whiskey tango at December 02, 2012 01:56 AM (JvP2I)



Sister ship USS Same As Worms

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 10:00 PM (yh0zB)

766 GGE, was talking of the overweight and clunky Army self-propelled cannon.  Not the Vought/LTV F-8 Crusader 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:00 PM (BZocQ)

767 GGE, was talking of the overweight and clunky Army self-propelled cannon. Not the Vought/LTV F-8 Crusader

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 02:00 AM (BZocQ)



Oh, THAT Crusader...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 10:00 PM (yh0zB)

768 The self propelled was overweight and clumsy. The cannon was rapid fire, programmable, and peachy keen, IMAO ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at December 01, 2012 10:01 PM (gh+mp)

769
Just read the last of that. Suspension of taxes suspended? This is my shocked face.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 02, 2012 01:25 AM (yh0zB)


Yep. The counties and cities were supposed to stop taxing us, and in exchange, the counties/cities would get that money from the state. Now, we still pay that f'ing thing. It's why I don't believe anything out of any politicians' pieholes.


My hope is that when/if the economy rebounds, the tax is done away with finally.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 01, 2012 10:02 PM (Zd/NW)

770 366 Llarry.
VT-8 launched off USS Hornet. 15 out of 15 shot down. TBD-1s.
VT-6 USS Enterprise. Only 4 survived First Air Fleet attack. TBD-1s
VT-5 USS Yorktown. Only 2 returned to see their carrier torpedoed. TBD-1s
VT-8 Detached. Took off from Midway. Only 1 of 6 returned. TBF-1 Avengers.
22d Medium Bombardment Group. Took off from Midway. Equipped with external torpedo on center line. 4 B-26A Marauders. Only 2 returned.

Lack of air cover doomed the torpedo bombers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:59 PM (BZocQ)


Small quibble. Thatch stayed with Yorktown's TBDs all the way, so Massey had air cover. Unfortunately, there were only 6 Wildcats total and they were overwhelmed by Zeros. They did perform the valuable service of keeping the Zeeks on the deck, however, allowing Leslie and McClusky to launch unhindered attacks on Kaga and Akagi + Soryu respectfully (Betcha thought it was the Big E that got Kaga, dincha? That's how it's usually reported, but it's wrong. Bedraggled, bruised, forgotten Old Yorky landed the first US blow at Midway, in an attack led by a dive bomber without a bomb. Yorktown was always kind of a crazy ship.)

Posted by: Weirddave at December 01, 2012 10:03 PM (aH+zP)

771

742

A dear family friend, Frank Traval, (short for Travaliotio) they always shortened the names when coming off Ellis Island remember? He was with Clark's 3rd in Italy  and got his ass so very much kicked in the Kasserien (sic) Pass.

Arm bout blown off by a German rifle round, POW until  English Para's rescued him 8 weeks later, sent to the states, arm saved, yet could not raise it above his waist to shake your hand, got a job in Hollywood as a Foley and worked all the Frank Sinatra/Dean Martin Movies with some GREAT stories!

So loved that man, he loved my kids havivg none of his own. His Brother Tony jumped in on D-Day with the 101'st and made it to Ceratan before he gave it up. Frank gave me his brother's FAV. sweater, which I still have but wear very rarely. You all get I am so very aware of our GREATEST GENERATION. Are there not times now that you all turn your heads away when driving by war memorials and the such? THATS RIGHT!!

You ALL feel the FAILURE! YOU ALL ARE IN PAIN!!

THE QUESTION IS........

 

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW???

Posted by: Richard at December 01, 2012 10:04 PM (F3niu)

772 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW???

Posted by: Richard at December 02, 2012 02:04 AM (F3niu)



Be thankful that my grandfather did not live to see how low we have gotten (and see my Japanese car).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 10:06 PM (yh0zB)

773 775 I'm going to "Let It Burn!!!11!11!!111!"  Because compared to them,  too much is being asked of me!111!!!1

Posted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 10:09 PM (XDC0v)

774 There is always "AMV Hell"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c35JWRIeu1c

Just avoid the "zero" series... Trust me on this...


Oh shit. That's two hours long and there's a bunch of them.

With the same mesmerizing effect of the TV in GTA 4

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2012 10:09 PM (hO9ad)

775 Wade McCluskey and Dick Best bagged Akagi and Kaga.  Leslie with only his one SBD squadron got Soryu.

I have read the alleged USS Yorktown CV-5 published ship history - 'Rendezvous at Midway:USS Yorktown versus the Japanese Fleet.'  Considering it was published at almost the same time as Stafford's The Big E, it is a ship history more fitting to have been written during wartime like Hornet's 'A Ship to Remember: Saga of the USS Hornet' or Johnson's book on USS Lexington 'Queen of the Flattops.'  The Yorktown book suffers many gross inaccuracies and portrays the battle as if Enterprise and Hornet were not even there.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:10 PM (BZocQ)

776 Oh and another thing. When my mother called me today from Germany to wish me happy birthday (she is 79) she told me that there is finally hope that they might find my grandfathers remains. They located another mass grave in Russia (I think it is called White Russia) and they are trying to identify bones by DNA and dog tags. And no, my mom was no Nazi, she was only 10, my grand father was pressed into service, he had no choice and he died and no one knows where his remains are. At least now we mightt me able to find out. For my mother that is a big thing , since she only knew her father for a short while

Posted by: Ma Bell at December 01, 2012 10:10 PM (uVuwp)

777 Lesley Gore's "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows":

http://youtu.be/rkZ2_nKo7II


Posted by: derit at December 01, 2012 10:11 PM (I88Jc)

778 And WeirdDave, who dropped the first bomb is a mystery we may never solve.  Since Leslie and McCluskey both report diving on un-alerted carriers and when pulling up seeing what other SBDs had done.  They both seem to have arrived over the dis-organized elements of Nagumo's First Air Fleet within about 10 minutes of each other.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:13 PM (BZocQ)

779 USS Bottled Sunshine, anyone?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 01, 2012 10:13 PM (xKC/c)

780 I am not in favor of LIB.  It's tempting, but in my mind it's surrender.  Even if the Dems were to end up being painted as the responsible party after it all falls apart (which I doubt greatly would be the case), I will not be party to that nonsense.  What we have here, even in its current form, is fragile.  If a collapse comes, it will not be recoverable.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 01, 2012 10:14 PM (lJJMb)

781 Okay a Love Hina AMV
http://youtu.be/fRLRQ7fbvhU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:16 PM (BZocQ)

782 I'm going to "Let It Burn!!!11!11!!111!" Becausecompared tothem, too much is being asked of me!111!!!1

You clearly have no comprehension of the position we are in. We are not in a fight. We are in an argument. Which we lost. And what we are facing are the consequences of past choices anyway. We cannot make the Obamacult behave responsibly. The Depression that has been masked by trillion dollar deficits is going to come out into the open. As it should.

It is a fool's errand to try and sugar coat this any further.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2012 10:17 PM (hO9ad)

783 I am not in favor of LIB. V the K is also not in favor of LIB. In his opinion 'Send Them the Bill' is more accurate...

Posted by: Adriane ... at December 01, 2012 10:19 PM (gh+mp)

784 786 Well I'm noted for my lack of comprehension... thank God my betters are so eager to remind me lest i forget.  I guess.

Posted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 10:21 PM (XDC0v)

785 V the K is also not in favor of LIB. In his opinion 'Send Them the Bill' is more accurate...

Posted by: Adriane ... at December 02, 2012 02:19 AM (gh+mp)


I don't recognize "V the K" - is that a person I should know?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 01, 2012 10:22 PM (lJJMb)

786 This is our Kasserine Pass if we don't just fold up and go home like pussies.  Our Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 10:23 PM (XDC0v)

787

Dear President Obama,

 

We get it now that this is what you want. Your Ideology has driven you to seek this. We understand that you will except nothing short of your desired  destruction of Capitalism in it's current form because you are for it's destruction by your own desire and you will not feel fullfilled until then.

 

FUCK YOU!

Posted by: Richard at December 01, 2012 10:24 PM (F3niu)

788 162
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And in case you missed it on the flip, Peaches 'made me' change my nic.

-----

Always nice to have another Captain on duty.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 01, 2012 10:24 PM (5J54Q)

789 If you don't read the subtitles then will never understand.

Found on VCD an AMV from the stone age it seems.  A lot of Studio Ghibli films set to Mummer's Dance.  And I can't seem to find it on YouTube.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:26 PM (BZocQ)

790 Thanks for sharing the WWII stories and the anime vids.  

G'nite ONT.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at December 01, 2012 10:26 PM (xHaTb)

791 If you don't read the subtitles then will never understand. Found on VCD an AMV from the stone age it seems. A lot of Studio Ghibli films set to Mummer's Dance. And I can't seem to find it on YouTube. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 02:26 AM (BZocQ) Here: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xr4oo_ghibli-the-mummer-s-dance_creation

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at December 01, 2012 10:27 PM (sZTYJ)

792 StPatrick_TN at December 02, 2012 02:22 AM (lJJMb) CAPTION THIS ... http://www.vthek.net/ He posts comments hither and yon ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at December 01, 2012 10:27 PM (gh+mp)

793 ur Ideology has driven you to seek this. We understand that you will except nothing short of your desired destruction of Capitalism in it's current f

Posted by: accesorios de tuber¨ªa at December 01, 2012 10:27 PM (NSW03)

794 I dig your groove, baby.

Andy Williams's (R.I.P.) "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year":

http://youtu.be/gFtb3EtjEic

Posted by: derit at December 01, 2012 10:29 PM (I88Jc)

795 Found on VCD an AMV from the stone age it seems. A lot of Studio Ghibli films set to Mummer's Dance. And I can't seem to find it on YouTube.

Posted by: conexão de aço carbono at December 01, 2012 10:29 PM (NSW03)

796 Here we go - Ranma Kombat!  Insert Kredit.

http://youtu.be/thBWMOSurHw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:29 PM (BZocQ)

797 I think you're being a bit unfair to Rendezvous at Midway, but all they were doing is recounting work done by Thaddeus Tuleja. At one point the US Naval War College had accepted the Yorktown sank Kaga timeline (I say at one time because I dunno if they've changed their mind in the last 20 years, but in the early 90s they were convinced by Tuleja's research and had changed their history of the battle to reflect Leslie attacking Kaga and McClusky, Soryu).

Posted by: Weirddave at December 01, 2012 10:30 PM (aH+zP)

798 Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at December 02, 2012 02:27 AM (sZTYJ)

Thanks!  That is the one I was looking for.  Awesome.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:30 PM (BZocQ)

799 Thanks! That is the one I was looking for. Awesome. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 02:30 AM (BZocQ) A good source for AMVs: http://www.animemusicvideos.org/home/home.php

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at December 01, 2012 10:33 PM (sZTYJ)

800 I'm finding that I don't have the exact right representation anywhere. I'm less of a "Let It Burn" and more of a "Torch It".



There are a wide variety of assumptions built into Progressive Ideology that are demonstrably untrue. Push 'em. You can raise taxes to infinity on "The Rich" and still have "The Rich" around to tax. You can subsidize failure and not get more failure. You can have expensive mandates kick in at 50 employees, and businesses will still hire past 49. Etc., etc. etc.



So just don't, and hang it around their necks. "Hey, we found a new guy that'd be a great 50th employee -- so one of you has got to go. Goodbye." "I got a great offer on moving to Singapore -- no estate tax! Goodbye." "I had money in CDs that was being diluted by Ben Bernanke faster than it was earning interest, so it's now in gold! Goodbye." Make the case in hundreds of ways that the path chosen does not lead to success -- and get your asses out of the line of fire.



Refuse to go along. Don't sit there and "LIB" -- get out of the sectors involved and throw your cigar on the fuel on the way out the door.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 10:40 PM (kaalw)

801 DAve, what option do you think there is here? The initial position of "Let it burn" meant we give the dems what they want, presuming that they'd ask for something less than the consequences of letting the sequester hit and Bush tax rates expire. They didn't. They want unlimited borrowing power, and some other bullshit that doesn't really matter after that save maintaining rates for a little while for folks under $250k so that the pain of oversized government can be hidden a little longer.

That's insane. "Let it burn" now means walk away from the negotiation and let sequestration hit and all the rates expire. Make everyone share in the pain. Which is still short of what needs to be done to balance the federal budget (not that there is even a budget anymore), which is the primary problem we need to deal with. Frankly we should refuse to raise the debt limit at all and force the dems to balance the budget and break all the promises of goodies that they depend on as well.

There's no valiant effort to be made here. We do nothing and get the less bad outcome. Which will still be bad, and not nearly as draconian as the situation requires. We aren't going to talk them into reduced spending.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2012 10:40 PM (hO9ad)

802 Adriane, thanks for turning me on to "Woostie and Melchie".

http://youtu.be/aKfbSHW9uGA

Posted by: derit at December 01, 2012 10:40 PM (I88Jc)

803 So just don't, and hang it around their necks. "Hey, we found a new guy that'd be a great 50th employee -- so one of you has got to go. Goodbye."

Every pink slip should have "Brought to you by Obamacare" or "Obama's tax hikes" on it somewhere.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2012 10:44 PM (hO9ad)

804 I'm not a believer in the "Let It Burn" solution. But it looks like BO and company are more than happy to threaten to use that path (look at Geithner's initial position), so the game has to be played that way. Interestingly, McConnell laughed at Geithner. Who saw this coming? I think this means that a lot of Republicans are finally going to stand up ... no more folding with a winning hand. But they need encouragement, and preferably lots of it, from their constituents. BO will protect his image and legacy, by any means necessary, and everyone knows it. I think that more than a few Democrats are more than a little scared: good con men are nowhere to be found when the con starts to unravel, but BO just had to win another term. Being defeated might have been better. But he's still there, and the economy shows signs of getting worse ... and McConnell laughed ... The Republicans simply need to make the upcoming failures stick to BO ... pass Simpson Bowles, just before Christmas, refuse any tax hikes, and see what happens. Just make everything public. Again, BO will protect his image and legacy, by any means necessary, and everyone knows it. The Republicans need to repeat the First Debate. Make certain that BO has to answer for his decisions/failures. Do not permit any lies to stand. Allow no distractions. Frame the debate, force the narrative, force public honesty. Force a responsible budget on BO, and see what he does. Will he try to EO his spending past Congress? I doubt more than a handfull of Democrats will go along with that. If BO EO's amuck, I expect the Democrats to fracture. Not all of them are Progressives. I suspect many of then went along in 2009, and are looking for some face-saving, loyalty-preserving, way out. Those opportunities are fast disappearing. Force the Democrats to make the tough decisions.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 01, 2012 10:45 PM (wY+JF)

805 806 DAve, what option do you think there is here? The initial position of "Let it burn" meant we give the dems what they want, presuming that they'd ask for something less than the consequences of letting the sequester hit and Bush tax rates expire. They didn't. They want unlimited borrowing power, and some other bullshit that doesn't really matter after that save maintaining rates for a little while for folks under $250k so that the pain of oversized government can be hidden a little longer.

That's insane. "Let it burn" now means walk away from the negotiation and let sequestration hit and all the rates expire. Make everyone share in the pain. Which is still short of what needs to be done to balance the federal budget (not that there is even a budget anymore), which is the primary problem we need to deal with. ******Frankly we should refuse to raise the debt limit at all and force the dems to balance the budget and break all the promises of goodies that they depend on as well.******

There's no valiant effort to be made here. We do nothing and get the less bad outcome. Which will still be bad, and not nearly as draconian as the situation requires. We aren't going to talk them into reduced spending.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2012 02:40 AM (hO9ad)



Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!!!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 10:45 PM (kaalw)

806 I'd suggest another fun little tactic. On Monday -- tomorrow -- recess the House and go campaigning. Have town halls, rallies, all sorts of political BS. Don't show up in DC at all. With no set date to return.



Kind of tough to get a continuing resolution going when there's nobody there. Or a hike in the debt ceiling. Or a grand compromise (pronounced "fold"). Just f'ing leave.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 10:49 PM (kaalw)

807 I am not being unfair to Rendezvous.  I have read all those carrier ship histories.  Stafford's 'Big E' was originally published in 1962.  'Rendezvous at Midway' a short time later. 

Walter Lord's 'Incredible Victory' was published in 1967.  And Prange's 'Miracle at Midway' in 1982.

In Stafford's account it is Akagi and Kaga that Enterprise's bombers bag.  1962.  So where the confusion comes from I have no idea.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 10:50 PM (BZocQ)

808 Owe dam. Does this mean I've bought all these fire extinguishers for naught?

Posted by: Adriane ... at December 01, 2012 10:50 PM (gh+mp)

809 813 Owe dam.

Does this mean I've bought all these fire extinguishers for naught?

Posted by: Adriane ... at December 02, 2012 02:50 AM (gh+mp)



Fire extinguishers aren't for having no fire -- they're for having no fire where you didn't plan to have fire.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 10:53 PM (kaalw)

810 810  As I've said before I believe there are as many definitions of LiB as there are people using the phrase.  Everyone has their own personal idiosyncratic definition so we spend all our time talking past each other.  And WAY too many people think that everybody understands what they're proposing because they think everyone else's understanding is the same as their own.  Add a heapin' helping of people who are just proposing a right-wing version of Cloward-Pliven, assuming that after the holocaust their preferred version of good governance will be the result.

Posted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 10:54 PM (XDC0v)

811 Fire extinguishers aren't for having no fire -- they're for having no fire where you didn't plan to have fire. So like ... my boss' office ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at December 01, 2012 10:55 PM (gh+mp)

812 If you got bought, they bought you by passing you a bad check. Now, what sort of genius are you?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 10:55 PM (kaalw)

813 Everyone tells me what LiB means but all their explanations are different.  Also, as you can plainly see half the people here are against it based on what it means to them.

Posted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 10:56 PM (XDC0v)

814 749- gotcha. thanks for the followup. any chances on a central NC meetup? i'm looking to get out more and find gainful employment.

Posted by: whiskey tango at December 01, 2012 10:57 PM (JvP2I)

815 Jim Geraghty is suggesting that the House GOP pass Simpson-Bowles outright. It would knock Obama off his game and make it difficult to claim the House GOP are "obstructionists." Just pass it and throw it in Harry Reid's lap. http://tinyurl.com/25agnog

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 01, 2012 10:59 PM (sZTYJ)

816 816 Fire extinguishers aren't for having no fire -- they're for having no fire where you didn't plan to have fire.

So like ... my boss' office ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at December 02, 2012 02:55 AM (gh+mp)




My mom was working towards a PhD in the History of Mathematics at a UC campus, and someone got TO'd enough at her faculty adviser to shred one of his textbooks (it was a tome-and-a-half, I had it some years later when I was an undergrad), stuff it under his office door, and set it alight. Considering the usual clutter in faculty offices (and his was certainly no exception), it's a wonder it didn't result in a 4-alarm fire.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 10:59 PM (kaalw)

817 "Let them own it" is a political issue and is not the same as "let it burn," which is a security issue. I am a family man, and oath sworn to protect and defend my country. I will not let my community burn and I will shoot the assholes lighting the fires.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 01, 2012 11:01 PM (jts1f)

818 There's ALWAYS a valiant efort to be made.  If you're a valiant type of person.

Posted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 11:01 PM (XDC0v)

819 One last AMV before heading off to bed: Aquabats + Project A-ko = Project Super Rad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3_2cOWjMkQ

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at December 01, 2012 11:02 PM (sZTYJ)

820 Kenny Rogers' "The Gambler":

http://youtu.be/Tw5LaEzEcJw

Posted by: derit at December 01, 2012 11:02 PM (I88Jc)

821 test

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 01, 2012 11:05 PM (jts1f)

822

I....and still glad to be ..."I"...for now...so love to drop into the mud of debate and mix it up til I pass out from the powerful to and fro that is this site.

I am in serious pain, and, in need of your medicine. A co-worker, took what he thought was his best option 2 nights now by putting a gun to his head to end his pain. I am at a total loss for words to make sense of his.......I am  at a total...loss....I did not see this coming....we had talked... and I am...so very sorry he thought this was his only option...why is this and during the holidays it seems we are always having to deal with this pain....I...

Posted by: Richard at December 01, 2012 11:07 PM (F3niu)

823 819 749- gotcha. thanks for the followup. any chances on a central NC meetup? i'm looking to get out more and find gainful employment.

Posted by: whiskey tango at December 02, 2012 02:57 AM (JvP2I)



Perhaps. I've tried to plan one or two and they have all ended in naught. I'm not much good at herding cats it seems.  But with all of the NC/SC/VA morons/ettes we should be able to meet up somewhere central...Raleigh, Greensboro, maybe even as far south as Charlotte, wherever is most convenient for those who will actually show up.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 11:07 PM (yh0zB)

824 827 Do yourself a favor and don't try to understand

Posted by: DAve at December 01, 2012 11:08 PM (XDC0v)

825 May his family and friends - or simply co-workers - find peace and strength ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at December 01, 2012 11:09 PM (gh+mp)

826 why is this and during the holidays it seems we are always having to deal with this pain...

Posted by: Richard at December 02, 2012 03:07 AM (F3niu)




I wish I had answers for you. I don't. If I were the type to take my own life it would certainly have been easiest to do it around Christmas 2010. It was her favorite holiday, and the first one without her. Each of us has our own pain, and our own limits. I'm too stubborn to die,  plus I have people that depend on me. I complain about being the answer to everyone's problems, but sometimes it helps to have something to do.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 11:10 PM (yh0zB)

827 Suicide is horrible and while I refuse to allow it to be used a bludgeon against me ever again, I empathize with those being brutalized by it. Was your friend's pain physical or emotional?

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 01, 2012 11:13 PM (jts1f)

828 test

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 02, 2012 03:05 AM (jts1f)



So how did it go?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 11:13 PM (yh0zB)

829 Just fine. Thanks. I had never tried linking my nic and wanted to see it work. Figured 3am, what the hell.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 01, 2012 11:15 PM (jts1f)

830 Glad to see it all worked out for you then.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 11:16 PM (yh0zB)

831 "Was your friend's pain physical or emotional?"

To whom are you posing this question, Grumpy the Younger?

Posted by: derit at December 01, 2012 11:19 PM (I88Jc)

832 "This is art. This is not. You can tell the difference because Glen Beck didn't get an NEA grant for his work." ... nice ... he can be a little to weepy, and little too holier than thou, but he is right on a long list of topics, and this latest stunt is awesome comeuppance for the light bringer and his ilk.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 01, 2012 11:20 PM (jts1f)

833 836 "Was your friend's pain physical or emotional?" To whom are you posing this question, Grumpy the Younger? Posted by: derit at December 02, 2012 03:19 AM (I88Jc) Richard 827

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 01, 2012 11:20 PM (jts1f)

834 GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter Clicked your link....see you've had periodontal surgery....fun, huh?

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2012 11:20 PM (j7iSn)

835 As I've said before I believe there are as many definitions of LiB as there are people using the phrase. Everyone has their own personal idiosyncratic definition so we spend all our time talking past each other. And WAY too many people think that everybody understands what they're proposing because they think everyone else's understanding is the same as their own. Add a heapin' helping of people who are just proposing a right-wing version of Cloward-Pliven, assuming that after the holocaust their preferred version of good governance will be the result.

I suppose there could be some variance from what I just described. In any case it boils down to the fact that the pain of bloated government can't be avoided anymore so we should stop helping the dems avoid it. "Let it burn" denotes the passive approach. Folks like cthulhu who mean something more active will generally say what they have in mind as he did above.

There's no guarantee of good governance being the outcome. The guarantee is that the current economy and promises of government goodies are unsustainable lies. They cannot continue, so they won't. The longer we wait to end the lies, the farther the gulf between the lies and reality grows, so the inevitable reckoning becomes worse and worse. If the lies continue long enough, we may pass the point where the required corrections are nationally survivable. We may already be past that point. That is unknowable until it happens.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2012 11:21 PM (hO9ad)

836 Otho Italy is where they put all of the expendable allies. Moroccans, Algerians, Brazilians, Fijians, Polish, Canadians.Ya know the nations no one has ever heard if.

Posted by: Exasperated Expat at December 01, 2012 11:23 PM (xV30b)

837 827
I....and still glad to be ..."I"...for now...so love to drop into the mud of debateand mix it up til I pass out from thepowerful to and fro that is this site.
I am in serious pain, and, in need of your medicine. A co-worker, took what he thought was his best option 2 nights now by putting a gun to his head to end his pain. I am at a total loss for words to make sense of his.......I am at a total...loss....I did not see this coming....we had talked... and I am...so very sorry he thought this was his only option...why is this and during the holidays it seems we are always having to deal with this pain....I...

Posted by: Richard at December 02, 2012 03:07 AM (F3niu)



I've managed people for many years, and there's a talk that always comes up about priorities. I tell my guys, "I don't want any of you to talk about this job as your number one priority. Your number one priority needs to be your health, so you can be there for all the people who are counting on you. Your next has to be your loved ones. Outside of that, there is extended family, friends, co-workers, your neighborhood, your nation. At five or six, there has to be your your honor, your integrity, a career path toward success. If you tell me that this job is your number one priority, it won't make me think you're a corporate guy, it'll convince me that you are one sick puppy......but it'd be nice if it were in your top ten."



You have experienced a great shock. Your co-worker is beyond help or hindrance now, it's time to get YOUR priorities in order. Are you ok? If you need help, seek it -- whether clergy, shrinks, counselors, friends -- you've got to get yourself on the level immediately, so you can do what needs to be done. Looking to the next priority, how are your loved ones? Has your spouse/have your kids been eased through the situation? Can you lend them strength to help them through?



How are your coworkers? Can you help them deal with this horrible situation? Can you help your management maintain a cohesive, functional group?



It's not failing others to look to yourself first, it's preparing yourself to be there for them -- and you must proceed THROUGH your own state of mind to get there....you can't stop and smell the flowers.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 01, 2012 11:24 PM (kaalw)

838

He was a good man, SHIT!, we loved this guy, if only he would have let us in....this so sucks, he had the best brain for movie trivia....he had a plastic file shelf on the wall outside his office door always filled with candy with a sign "CANDY IS FOR CLOSERS!"

I never knew his life was filled with so much pain

 

I have to go now...

Posted by: Richard at December 01, 2012 11:25 PM (F3niu)

839 Clicked your link....see you've had periodontal surgery....fun, huh?

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2012 03:20 AM (j7iSn)



Oh hell yeah. I have three gaping holes in my gums right now, keeping crap out of them is a full-time job right now. The good news is the top is now done, the bad news is I have the bottom left to do. About 3K so far and about 3K left to do, then an implant to replace the tooth that I went to see the periodontist about not losing in the first damn place...fml



Grumpy, yeah I got a kick out of PeePee Obama myself.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 11:25 PM (yh0zB)

840 Oh hell yeah. I have three gaping holes in my gums right now, keeping crap out of them is a full-time job right now. The good news is the top is now done, the bad news is I have the bottom left to do. About 3K so far and about 3K left to do, then an implant to replace the tooth that I went to see the periodontist about not losing in the first damn place...fml I got overhauled about 8 years ago.....did 1/2 a jaw at a time....a long 2 years.

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2012 11:30 PM (j7iSn)

841 Suicide.

A woman I desired did it.

An uncle did it several years after his child did it.

It's crossed this troubled mind more than a few times.

I'd need time to dig up some wisdom to offer other than to say that its the loneliest of ideas.


Posted by: derit at December 01, 2012 11:33 PM (I88Jc)

842 Good Night, Good People, Better Tomorrows ... With any luck the Paint of Color shall be applied and the contrasting Paint of Color shall be tested on the baseboard to see how we like it ... A little prayer for Richard, Moki, Maet, Bebe, and a few others that have mentioned things are a bit heavy at the moment...

Posted by: Adriane ... at December 01, 2012 11:34 PM (gh+mp)

843 Just pass it and throw it in Harry Reid's lap.

That's all well and good if it makes anyone feel better. I expect Reid would respond the same way he has to the budgets passed by the house for the last four years.

"Let them own it" is a political issue and is not the same as "let it burn," which is a security issue. I am a family man, and oath sworn to protect and defend my country. I will not let my community burn and I will shoot the assholes lighting the fires.

If criminals come pouring into your community to openly loot and burn, do what you gotta do. That may be a consequence of "let it burn" if the recipients of free shit choose to make it so, but there's no guarantee of that, either. As close as I am to Chicago, I pretty much expect things to go badly for me if it comes to that. But that is not itself the "let it burn" being discussed. Again if that's the only possibility today for ending the lies, it will never improve anyway.

There's ALWAYS a valiant efort to be made. If you're a valiant type of person.

Do tell. Show your math.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2012 11:38 PM (hO9ad)

844

842

Thanks...and you for being you all these years....this is going to be tough  come Monday back at the shop.... yet WTF I'm the nurse....Right?

Yet my human kicks my ass every now and then.....so noted!

Posted by: Richard at December 01, 2012 11:38 PM (F3niu)

845 Richard (DOC.!), I hope better days are ahead for you.
 
GGE, sorry for beating you up in the gun thread.
 
The thing is, I know just how little I know about guns overall. This despite having fired my first gun over 40 years ago, and a gun owner for almost that long.
 
I get amazed in those threads at the level of technical detail some of you know about them, so it makes me cautious to only advise on things I do know something about. Which ain't much. But I can put a bullet where I want it, so I've got that going. Three deer, three shots.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2012 11:43 PM (ccXZP)

846 But I can put a bullet where I want it, so I've got that going. Three deer, three shots.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2012 03:43 AM (ccXZP)



That's all that is really important. Thanks for puttin' me the f'n knowledge.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 01, 2012 11:46 PM (yh0zB)

847 We do not need to let it burn. We need to reverse the slide from a federal republic into a national democracy. Franklin told us, "A Republic, if you can keep it." Instead, since the 16th Amendment and especially since the New Deal, we have been sliding toward democracy and its bane, bread and circuses, followed by the terrible tyranny of the majority. What we need is a Bill of Federalism (here is one possible formulation). http://tinyurl.com/pb2acs

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 01, 2012 11:49 PM (jts1f)

848 . I suspect many of then went along in 2009, and are looking for some face-saving, loyalty-preserving, way out.

Sepuku is the only honorable thing when you've fucked up this bad.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 11:52 PM (oSYdE)

849 I haven't thought about her in awhile. She was a single mom with a little boy at the time. When a coworker told me that she had taken her life, he also noted how her own father had done the same years ago when she was very young.

Someday I'll get in touch with her son, God willing.


Posted by: derit at December 01, 2012 11:53 PM (I88Jc)

850 We do not need to let it burn.

Yea we do.  There's too much debt and obligations with the USA brand on it to ever satisfy without something akin to hyperinflation (which is a defacto burn it down anyway).  A lot of that shit is going to have to be repudiated and defaulted on and a new currency established.

We're Zimbabwe with our own version of Mugabe.


Posted by: @PurpAv at December 01, 2012 11:59 PM (oSYdE)

851

To all my M&M's

I fess my attempting to drink myself to death since 11/07/12.

 

I fess my attempting to drink myself to death since 11/07/08.

 

I'm still here...

Posted by: Richard at December 02, 2012 12:04 AM (F3niu)

852 Pleurisy isn't worth it. Nor are the head pains from toxins passing through the failing liver, brother.

Posted by: derit at December 02, 2012 12:08 AM (I88Jc)

853 Obama is a disaster. The OWS and the FSA will drive us into ruination if we allow it. Return to federal government and the $70T+ evaporates when federal entitlements are abolished. The rest of it can be paid down as long as each year the debt has to go down, i.e. no more deficits. Of course, this will not pass today. We have to far too fall before anything other than inner city slums burn. But another term or two with the Jacobins feeding the mob should be enough to scare the shit out of the people and correct course. If you do not believe this can happen, why are you still here? When I reach the position where I believe that burning it all to the ground is the only answer, I will be living in Perth.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 02, 2012 12:10 AM (jts1f)

854

857

One must know the river from the dam.

Only we of the highway know the road ahead...

Posted by: Richard at December 02, 2012 12:12 AM (F3niu)

855 When I reach the position where I believe that burning it all to the ground is the only answer, I will be living in Perth.

My exit strategy is western Australia too.  Port Hedlands.  About as far from moonbat central as you can get.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 02, 2012 12:13 AM (oSYdE)

856

860

You will want to be here when the flame is lit for the second time....and you know it....

Posted by: Richard at December 02, 2012 12:17 AM (F3niu)

857 Port Hedlands. Now that is remote. Hard core.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 02, 2012 12:17 AM (jts1f)

858 What we need is a Bill of Federalism (here is one possible formulation).

First, that Congress shall call a convention....

It seems to me that there's a problem with this plan. See "How has Harry Reid responded to every budget passed by the House in the last four years?"

Yea we do. There's too much debt and obligations with the USA brand on it to ever satisfy without something akin to hyperinflation (which is a defacto burn it down anyway). A lot of that shit is going to have to be repudiated and defaulted on and a new currency established.

In theory we could balance the budget including reducing the debt (not the deficit) by some fixed amount until such time (which would be a long time considering debt exceeds GDP and GDP will shrink at least 10% when the federal budget is balanced) as the debt is zero. That choice won't be made politically, so it doesn't really require much discussion.

Mass debt repudiation, including the national government's debt, would lead to pretty significant deflation, which unless I miss something means the currency gets stronger, so we'd still be using it. Or preferably dollars printed by the treasury department after the federal reserve is shut down. Obviously it would be all but impossible for a generation for the government to borrow again, but then that has been the problem in the first place.

But the dems' preferred path is print the shit out of everything (I don't think they care at all about paying anything off so long as they can 'pay' the interest with worthless paper), which does mean we lose the currency. Which almost certainly means devolving into Mad Max territory.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2012 12:20 AM (hO9ad)

859

Seems time for me to strike a fine cigar and...drink!!@!

 

Days in this country will be full of history in no time soon lads!

Posted by: Richard at December 02, 2012 12:21 AM (F3niu)

860 I was raised out in the sticks.  We didn't get a paved road in front of the house until I was about 10yo.  Too much randomness of the bad kind in cities for my taste.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 02, 2012 12:22 AM (oSYdE)

861 Port Hedlands. Now that is remote. Hard core.

 

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 02, 2012 04:17 AM

 

 

Yeah, it is. Good location to go for. Expensive to buy in, though. Worse than Sydney. But, if you gots the dough, it's the ways to go.

Posted by: otho at December 02, 2012 12:25 AM (yBF/9)

862 I never meant to imply "mass debt repudiation," only the abolishing of federal entitlements that have resulted in $70T+ in "unfunded liabilities," which are in the nature of, "if this goes on." If it does not go on then the $70T never becomes actual debt. The $16T of actual debt, or at least $20T by then, can be paid down over time if the constitution is changed to require it.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 02, 2012 12:26 AM (jts1f)

863 I'd feel a hell of a lot more confident right now if I were out in the sticks, in a place where you had a guy come in to butcher your steer and he got half for the labor and you got half for the freezer.




Instead, I'm at ground zero for the housing bubble, on the fringe of the asteroid impact of weird, in the state of overwhelming stupidity.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2012 12:27 AM (kaalw)

864 867 I never meant to imply "mass debt repudiation," only the abolishing of federal entitlements that have resulted in $70T+ in "unfunded liabilities," which are in the nature of, "if this goes on." If it does not go on then the $70T never becomes actual debt. The $16T of actual debt, or at least $20T by then, can be paid down over time if the constitution is changed to require it.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 02, 2012 04:26 AM (jts1f)



Mass debt repudiation punishes the enablers -- what's not to like?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2012 12:28 AM (kaalw)

865 Yeah, maybe. He's driving me crazy tho. Every damn night with this crap. Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 01, 2012 10:05 PM (OjQYm) Late to the party, Eisenhorn's probably long gone, but is his dad calling just to have him google, or because his dad can't remember? Maybe time for a checkup?

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at December 02, 2012 12:30 AM (MbXOQ)

866 "I'm just glad to be here, happy to be alive."

http://youtu.be/cwqhdRs4jyA

Posted by: derit at December 02, 2012 12:30 AM (I88Jc)

867 Instead, I'm at ground zero for the housing bubble, on the fringe of the asteroid impact of weird, in the state of overwhelming stupidity. Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2012 04:27 AM (kaalw) The lines have to held all over. I live on the edge of the smoking ruins of the Once Great Motor City, and not far from Dearbornistan. I would leave but my wife has an enormous family in the area and will not abandon them so we keep a nice little pile of crucial resources and hope we never have to break them out.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 02, 2012 12:31 AM (jts1f)

868 If you do not believe this can happen, why are you still here? When I reach the position where I believe that burning it all to the ground is the only answer, I will be living in Perth.

I'm not going anywhere because I don't have the resources, doubt I have the heart to abandon my parents or the folks I see at the soup kitchen I volunteer at, and because I don't believe there is any safe haven unless you can surround yourself with people who intend to make it safe.

That being said, I'm not advocating stealing a couple hundred nukes and annihilating the cities. I'm advocating shutting down the government's ability to borrow and cover up the depression because I hope if people are forced to endure the painful truth of the government at its current size they will stop supporting it. Or it will shrink through starvation, which is just as well. If we are today past the point of no return-that is to say to do so means it all comes undone-then there is nothing to be gained by delay as the problems can only ever get worse until they are dealt with.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2012 12:31 AM (hO9ad)

869 only the abolishing of federal entitlements

We can't get the votes to do it.  BID doesn't need any votes, it just kinda happens...

The FSA are like smack addicts.  They're gonna keep shooting up until they've killed the golden goose.

Parts of Haiti aren't too bad either.  The southern peninsula once you get FAR away from Port Au Prince looks kinda nice, and the cost of living is about as close to zero as it gets.  The govt is too fucked up to even think about bothering you.  All you gotta do is get tight with the local cops by providing a skill/service/product they want and you're golden.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 02, 2012 12:33 AM (oSYdE)

870 It just dawned on me. I have watched my home city burn, big sections at a time, and house by house, and building by building, for decades. "Let it burn," even as a glib political frustration, rather than a literal strategy, just flicks me on the raw underside of my psyche.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 02, 2012 12:34 AM (jts1f)

871 Mass debt repudiation punishes the enablers -- what's not to like? Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2012 04:28 AM (kaalw) Pesky consequences. Unintended but predictable.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 02, 2012 12:36 AM (jts1f)

872 The only cure for addiction is for the addict to discover it.

Despite how trite, it still takes might.

Posted by: derit at December 02, 2012 12:38 AM (I88Jc)

873 OK, blinking to focus. Time to call it. I look forward to another round another day.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at December 02, 2012 12:38 AM (jts1f)

874 Derit - Frodo: I wish none of this had happened. Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world .... --- JRR Tolkein

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at December 02, 2012 12:44 AM (MbXOQ)

875 876 Mass debt repudiation punishes the enablers -- what's not to like? Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2012 04:28 AM (kaalw)

Pesky consequences. Unintended but predictable.



Like what? The inability to borrow more, to make the situation worse?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2012 12:48 AM (kaalw)

876 The $16T of actual debt, or at least $20T by then, can be paid down over time if the constitution is changed to require it.

Balancing the federal budget today drops GDP by at least 10%. And means the budget is cut roughly in half from where it is now. If you're going to pay down the debt, then you're already committed to paying the interest on it. You can have social security and most of the military. Anything else at all means reducing one of those.

Now you're going to pay down the debt. At what rate? 1% of GDP? Then you're claiming to be committed for 110 years, roughly. I'm not buying that. At 5% you can do it in a generation (22 years) assuming the dems never win a mandate to stop the pain. But note that you've now committed 25% of the federal budget to debt paydown, which means taking it from whatever other programs you chose to preserve.

You'll get growth eventually. Probably. But for the first few years, this is what you have to convince people to do. I don't see the political will to do that.

I think it is far more likely when the balanced budget is forced the choice will be to repudiate the debt and accept the short term consequences.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2012 12:49 AM (hO9ad)

877 879 Derit -

Frodo: I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world ....

--- JRR Tolkein

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at December 02, 2012 04:44 AM (MbXOQ)



Now, there is some Truth. I had sweet hope that the fall of the wall and collapse of the USSR might be the last gasp of the redistributionist state.....but Gramsci got one in on us and educated a generation to believe in skittles-shitting unicorns -- while importing another cohort who believed in the American booty without faith in the American Dream.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2012 12:52 AM (kaalw)

878 USS Enterprise, Brought To You By Carl's Jr.

Posted by: The Lightworker at December 02, 2012 12:56 AM (0Y38n)

879 Undergrads are asked what the American Dream means. The crypto-commie Ph.D. inquisitors  know that materialism is the superficial answer at the lips of each callow youth.

It's not the end of natural law.


Posted by: derit at December 02, 2012 01:00 AM (I88Jc)

880 881 The $16T of actual debt, or at least $20T by then, can be paid down over time if the constitution is changed to require it.

Balancing the federal budget today drops GDP by at least 10%. And means the budget is cut roughly in half from where it is now. If you're going to pay down the debt, then you're already committed to paying the interest on it. You can have social security and most of the military. Anything else at all means reducing one of those.

Now you're going to pay down the debt. At what rate? 1% of GDP? Then you're claiming to be committed for 110 years, roughly. I'm not buying that. At 5% you can do it in a generation (22 years) assuming the dems never win a mandate to stop the pain. But note that you've now committed 25% of the federal budget to debt paydown, which means taking it from whatever other programs you chose to preserve.

You'll get growth eventually. Probably. But for the first few years, this is what you have to convince people to do. I don't see the political will to do that.

I think it is far more likely when the balanced budget is forced the choice will be to repudiate the debt and accept the short term consequences.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2012 04:49 AM (hO9ad)



And here's where things go into the Twilight Zone.....



I used to own shares in a REIT that specialized in Office-R/D properties -- of which there are many in Silicon Valley. So when I'd visit one, I'd jokingly point to a random paver and say "see that one -- that's MY brick".



All the US currency in circulation -- whether in dollar coins, paper money, or electronic journal entries -- was created through buying Federal obligations. So every greenback in existence can point to a Treasury bond or note and say, "that's my note." [Oh, BTW, the exception is when the dollars were used to buy underwater mortgages -- don't think you benefit by poking holes.]



So if you can pull a sawbuck out of your wallet, you can then point to an E-series bond and say, "that's my bond." But what if it defaults? What if all $16T of Federal debt defaults? When all the money in your pocket is only a wad of defaulted bonds and underwater mortgages? Where's your brick when it's busted-up Solyndra silicon?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2012 01:04 AM (kaalw)

881 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M63GVUAGc10

Speaking of the Enterprise

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2012 01:05 AM (hO9ad)

882 Sorry, forgot to append the video for my last comment -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA

Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2012 01:08 AM (kaalw)

883 So if you can pull a sawbuck out of your wallet, you can then point to an E-series bond and say, "that's my bond." But what if it defaults? What if all $16T of Federal debt defaults? When all the money in your pocket is only a wad of defaulted bonds and underwater mortgages?

Well, there's a bond that no longer has value, and then there's the dollars in circulation that were emitted when it was issued. Do they care at all that their bond got cacked?

Thought experiment efault on some specific $1 trillion in bonds. What happens. Well, all the other bonds' value goes to 0 because it's obvious to everyone they're next, so it's indistinguishable from defaulting all of them. So that's not helpful. Instead default on some smaller segment, say $100k. Are the dollars connected to that bond distinguishable from any others? Do they lose their value?

The question is why do dollars have value? Some will say that it's because the government accepts them for tax purposes. But half our population and most everyone in the rest of the world values dollars and don't pay taxes with them. So why do they have value? I suggest they have value because the next guy you interact with values them. And unless

A)he cares that the distant bond no longer exists (why would the supermarket, gas station, or plumber care? They wouldn't. Those who currently hold the bonds would care. But we don't directly interact with the federal reserve, and any other such holder has seen their net worth drop so the marginal value of my dollar to them would actually increase), or

B)he's seeing a change in the flow of currency around him (which could be affected if his customers or suppliers had held bonds in which case they are stingier with currency, which is deflationary, again leading to stronger currency. The only way the currency is harmed/devalued is if there is some flood of new currency. But the only actor that would be made less stingy by the default is the borrower-the federal government-cash reserve currently to unleash.),

he's not going to change his valuation of my dollar.

There will be consequences because those who get defaulted on are going to pissed. And poorer. So their behavior will change.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2012 01:28 AM (hO9ad)

884 Gramsci got one in on us and educated a generation to believe in skittles-shitting unicorns -- while importing another cohort who believed in the American booty without faith in the American Dream. Posted by: cthulhu at December 02, 2012 04:52 AM (kaalw) Cthulhu, I'm not unconvinced that Ayers still intends to implement his "Prairie Fire" proposal and is currently on an Obama sanctioned path to doing so. Including the 25 million regrettable "eliminations" he'd estimated necessary at the time. DHS's been stockpiling lots of ammo.

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at December 02, 2012 01:37 AM (MbXOQ)

885 Remembering Sarah, standing there shaking that fence, yelling "Run! Run!", always kind of made me feel sad. It's pretty much the same now. I have decided to stay behind (because I am something else that I can't even remember any more "and irresolute") and shake the fence. Cliff! Cliff! Run! Run! Miles did good, at his end, if you recall. I shall be irresolute once again, later, after I have eaten some bacon and eggs. And then a little more bacon. No problemo!

Posted by: Miles Bennett Dyson at December 02, 2012 01:38 AM (DBH1h)

886 Trolls reading this thread tonight should bear in mind that the moral high ground is not up for grabs for whomever has the bigger sob story.

When you preen about how coddled and unworldly the bourgeoisie are in comparison to yourselves, please consider that boring, uptight whitey may have experienced life more authentically than you could possibly imagine.

Posted by: derit at December 02, 2012 01:54 AM (I88Jc)

887 Saxophony update:

I picked up an '89 model year Jupiter SAS 767 student model for $200.

The first thing to do is to play a few notes to see how it sounds. The second thing to do is completely disassemble it.

This particular horn has  a condition where corrosion is occurring under the lacquer. I would bet the air dryers on the compressed air system were off the day they coated this unit.

Will have before and after pics later.

Posted by: sTevo at December 02, 2012 02:01 AM (VMcEw)

888 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhNshb0oo1g

So wrong...

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2012 02:24 AM (hO9ad)

889 Did anyone ever get hypnotized? I dreamt someone was, but the "therapist" then had sex with the relaxed patient. Kind of funny to think bout.

Posted by: Baldy at December 02, 2012 03:16 AM (opS9C)

890 Yo yo







yo

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2012 03:18 AM (z9HTb)

891 yo ho

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 02, 2012 03:21 AM (yh0zB)

892 Someone put up the morning thread.

Posted by: JDTAY at December 02, 2012 03:30 AM (a0nis)

893 Taylor Swift is hosting AT40 right now, BTW. She's taking fan questions, but she says you can't ask her any weird stuff. Kinda pointless, if you ask me.

Posted by: JDTAY at December 02, 2012 03:31 AM (a0nis)

894 C'mon. I can't wake up until I've had my morning thread, darnit.

Posted by: JDTAY at December 02, 2012 03:37 AM (a0nis)

895 You guys are gloomy.

Posted by: Jon at December 02, 2012 03:38 AM (jKeMG)

896 @900 Perhaps we can revive the DOOM! series of posts as GLOOM!

Posted by: JDTAY at December 02, 2012 03:41 AM (a0nis)

897 Did someone say Downfall video about sequistration?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/d2aw63r

Thanks to Cmdr Salamander, and his front porch guys.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2012 03:52 AM (7XZTS)

898 yo Posted by: fluffy Strike that. Reverse it. Oy!

Posted by: Willy Wonka at December 02, 2012 03:56 AM (SSWdi)

899 Mornin' Vic, assembled retards. I'm going back to bed.

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 03:58 AM (I2LwF)

900 If I were a cob-logger, morning thread would always be up at 6:05 sharp, and include lots of pointy elbows.

Posted by: JDTAY at December 02, 2012 04:00 AM (a0nis)

901 If I were a cob-logger, morning thread would always be up at 6:05 sharp, and include lots of pointy elbows.

Posted by: JDTAY at December 02, 2012 08:00 AM (a0nis)


Does we haz a cob-logger nomination process?

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 02, 2012 04:02 AM (Cnqmv)

902 Strike that. Reverse it


There's no earthly way of knowing


Which direction we are going

Posted by: fluffy: economist or Oompa Loompa? at December 02, 2012 04:02 AM (z9HTb)

903 Which direction we are going

Posted by: fluffy: economist or Oompa Loompa? at December 02, 2012 08:02 AM (z9HTb)



Even a moral compass requires some external force for it to yield a true course!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 02, 2012 04:04 AM (Cnqmv)

904 Media has ignored massive Asian foreign policy failure.

http://tinyurl.com/boeuax4

Obama thought he would set up this really cool Asian group of countries on Pacific rim,  with him in charge and China left out.  China instead sets up the same type of group,  leaving US out.

This means that allies like South Korea and Japan agreed to throw their lot in with china rather than the US.   No doubt a lot of this was due to the proximity of powerful China coupled with the realization that Obama wouldn't do a damn thing to help them if there were problems with china.

Massive Fail,  Chicago Olympics style embarrassment times 100.

And the press just ignores it.


Posted by: Miss Marple at December 02, 2012 04:07 AM (GoIUi)

905 Even a moral compass requires some external force for it to yield a true course!


Is it raining, is it snowing?


Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Posted by: fluffy Loompa at December 02, 2012 04:11 AM (z9HTb)

906 @909 A new Soviet Union with ten times the population of the US. What could go wrong?

Posted by: JDTAY at December 02, 2012 04:12 AM (a0nis)

907 A new Soviet Union with ten times the population of the US. What could go wrong?

Sometime during the next world war, Japan will release the Gundam sexbots.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2012 04:21 AM (hO9ad)

908 I've been reading a lot of talk about Susan Rice and John Kerry for Secretary of State. Has Hillary made an official announcement of resignation, or is this rumor-mongering SCOAMT's way of getting rid of her?

Posted by: Retread at December 02, 2012 04:24 AM (zxitI)

909 26 That's what the back door is for

Posted by: Buddha at December 02, 2012 05:06 AM (8NlUk)

910 Hello all you grand torino bloggers. Just. wanted to say hi, Vic is my dad.

Posted by: Pmgmom at December 02, 2012 05:40 AM (YdQQY)

911 "Hopefully, another warship will bear the name Enterprise. Sure beats all the latest ones." Considering the latest three are named Bush, Reagan and Ford, I would have to agree with you. Who comes up with these bonehead names?

Posted by: Jordan at December 02, 2012 11:01 AM (1dwWo)

912 Good.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sunday is fun day! at December 02, 2012 05:38 PM (gmoEG)

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