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March 01, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (1 Mar 2014)
— CDR M

Heh. New Orleans Mardi Gras float mocks Obamacare disaster.

For those of you attending Mardi Gras, beware those dirty beads.

Beads and throws may start off in pristine condition, but by the time they are sorted, prepped, thrown, caught and many times thrown again, those beads may be carrying more than the Mardi Gras spirit.
"Germs, virus, flu virus, bacteria contamination, soil, mud, dirt, just all the usual stuff that you have worry about that comes with its own germs," listed Our Lady of the Lake Children's Hospital pediatrician Dr. Chris Funes.

Remember, what does not kill you, just makes you stronger. Breast-Feeding

Breast-feeding benefits overstated? You don't say. I hated how others would treat you like a heathen if you bottle fed your baby. Much like the AGW crowd. You either tow the line, or face ridicule, scorn and being called a Nazi or something.

I wonder if moms will be required to put food labels on their breasts in order to comply with the new $2 billion dollar Obama/FDA labeling program.

Pomplamoose

Impressive music video mixing Pharrell and Daft Punk that was completed in one take.

College Pron Star

This won't help her generate sympathy. Duke student who does pron to pay for college turned down full scholarship to Vandy.

Mount Everest

Summit season is approaching (May timeframe) and we find that Joby Ogwyn plans to summit Everest then change into his wingsuit and jump off, gliding his way back down to base camp.

Hopefully this guy does not get added to the list of over 200 bodies on Mount Everest.

Godzilla

Oh man, put me down in the ima gonna go see it in the theater column.

Related: Godzilla vs Heisenberg.

Here's a short little video that wasn't too shabby. Batman vs Terminator.

Weather Forecast Using Your Cat

I don't know, I think my replaced acl in my knee is pretty accurate. Your cat can predict the weather.

When cats sneeze it is a sign of rain.
The cardinal point to which a cat turns and washes her face after rain shows the directing from which the wind will blow.
When cats are snoring foul weather follows.
It is a sign of rain if the cat washes her head behind her ear.
When cats lie on their head with mouth turned up [on their back] expect a storm.
When a cat washes her face with her back to the fire expect a thaw in winter.

Sharp Elbows

Well isn't this special. High school senior scores a date to the prom with a Houston Texan cheerleader.

Cat Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by vintage passports of the rich and famous:

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Posted by: CDR M at 06:09 PM | Comments (551)
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1 Is this thing on?

Posted by: Molly K. at March 01, 2014 06:18 PM (9DxJL)

2 How does this affect anything?

Posted by: GMB who is anti everything at March 01, 2014 06:18 PM (nkPV9)

3 I think it's safe to say that the batwing guy will not die of old age.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 01, 2014 06:27 PM (DmNpO)

4 I think it's safe to say that the batwing guy will not die of old age.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 01, 2014 06:27 PM (DmNpO)

5 From the trailer: The arrogance of man is in thinking nature is in their control.

Who let that slip through the AGW censors?

Posted by: tdpwells at March 01, 2014 06:27 PM (01otU)

6 The comments might be broken.

Posted by: L, elle at March 01, 2014 06:34 PM (dKrTw)

7 Hey Molle, I'm fresh on the market and will pay YOU a dowry for the right match...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 01, 2014 06:34 PM (vHRtU)

8 Nice ONT CDRM....

Blog went da blinky for a bit....

Fuck the left...that is all

Posted by: Sven 10077 at March 01, 2014 06:38 PM (TE35l)

9 "Le bon temps ro... *ERK*" -thud-

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 06:38 PM (MOXtS)

10 Slow

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2014 06:38 PM (XWw96)

11 test

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 01, 2014 06:38 PM (Iyg03)

12 Slow

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2014 06:38 PM (XWw96)

13 Slow

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 01, 2014 06:38 PM (XWw96)

14 Never been a mother but it seems to me breast-feeding would be the way to go if you can do it. But then the baby milk people probably figured out how to make their product almost identical to breastmilk. I am completely ignorant about this issue, but if I had a baby I would definitely want to breast-feed him or her. But I wouldn't make a religion out of it since bottle-fed babies seem to turn out okay. (My mom weaned each of us at 6 months.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 01, 2014 06:38 PM (r+7wo)

15 That Pomplamoose video is worth the ONT price of admission.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 01, 2014 06:39 PM (IN7k+)

16 Is the ONT back up?

Posted by: L, elle at March 01, 2014 06:43 PM (0xqKe)

17 Is the ONT back up?

Posted by: L, elle at March 01, 2014 06:43 PM (0xqKe)

18 My Irish potatoes are seizing control of their blocks, uncontested.

Posted by: toby928© at March 01, 2014 06:43 PM (QupBk)

19 Is th ONT back up?

Posted by: L, elle at March 01, 2014 06:43 PM (0xqKe)

20 Seems like someone finally woke up the reboot administrator.

Posted by: Beer Ninja at March 01, 2014 06:43 PM (598AG)

21 Seems like someone finally woke up the reboot administrator.

Posted by: Beer Ninja at March 01, 2014 06:43 PM (598AG)

22 @7 ....., something is wrong with this site I think. I "sold" her to ya on the last thread! Now that I've had time to think about I need some specifics.... What do your parents do for a living?! I use to hate it when every time I had a new boyfriend my parents first question was " what do his parents do?" I didn't get it at the time but I do now

Posted by: Molly K. at March 01, 2014 06:43 PM (9DxJL)

23 This is looking to be the slowest ONT eveah!
WTF, O?

Anyone, everyone(?) else having a hellava time reloading?

Posted by: ChrisP at March 01, 2014 06:43 PM (Z6lrM)

24 test2

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 01, 2014 06:47 PM (Iyg03)

25 Hey, it works! NDH reported on Twitter that RDBrewer has dispatched a message to tech support VIA Pony Express, so maybe this'll be fixed soon.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 01, 2014 06:47 PM (N/cFh)

26 I'm a nurse so u suppose I should be pro breast feeding. I had 2 kids and never even considered doing it. The thought alone freaked me out. They are no worse for the wear because of it. To each their own.

Posted by: Molly K. at March 01, 2014 06:51 PM (9DxJL)

27 I'm a nurse so u suppose I should be pro breast feeding. I had 2 kids and never even considered doing it. The thought alone freaked me out. They are no worse for the wear because of it. To each their own.

Posted by: Molly K. at March 01, 2014 06:51 PM (9DxJL)

28 Did this place become an Obamacare signup website?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 01, 2014 06:51 PM (IN7k+)

29 Breast-feeding, like every other damned aspect of raising children, is one of these topics where every twenty or thirty years the "experts" decide everyone is doing it wrong. I remember my mother telling about one of her friends, back in the early Fifties, who was told by the doc that the first milk (the colostrum) was harmful to the infant, and so her friend had to bottle-feed for 24 hours before trying the kid on the breast. My mother very sensibly asked how the species managed to survive until that discovery. Then in the 1970s the pendulum swung the other way, and the breast-milk Nazis took over. You MUST breast-feed. If you don't, you're a BAD MOTHER. Oh, and EVIL NESTLE will try to FORCE you to bottle-feed, but don't do it because only BAD MOTHERS do that. I don't know which is worse: child-rearing "experts" who have kids, and so assume that whatever they did was the One True Right Way, or "experts" without kids, who assume that whatever is in the professional journals this month is the One True Right Way.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 01, 2014 06:51 PM (XARpv)

30 A Godzilla movie that doesn't use B.O.C.'s "Godzilla" (the live version from Some Enchanted Evening is great) isn't worth watching.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 01, 2014 06:51 PM (9CBig)

31 A Warning to the Slackers Out There

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=4802

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2014 06:51 PM (AymDN)

32 Check .. check .. sibilance ... sibilance ..

Posted by: toby928© at March 01, 2014 07:05 PM (QupBk)

33 Sorry about that. Out of virtual memory on the virtual server. Stupid virtuals...

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 01, 2014 07:05 PM (2yngH)

34 On breast feeding it may have some benefits in the first weeks due to the colostrum that is produced. But after that it probably doesn't matter. And in the end it really is a personal choice for the parents to make.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colostrum

Posted by: The Hickster at March 01, 2014 07:07 PM (TI3xG)

35 "Cannot connect.." "Hold..., now we're good."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 01, 2014 07:07 PM (aDwsi)

36 So, are things un-upgefukt?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 01, 2014 07:07 PM (eQJwb)

37 test3

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 01, 2014 07:08 PM (Iyg03)

38 If you can see it and touch it, it's real. If you can't see it, but you can touch it, it's emulated. If you can see it but you can't touch it, it's virtual. If you can't see it and you can't touch it, it's gone.

Posted by: toby928© at March 01, 2014 07:08 PM (QupBk)

39 Pixy fall down go boom!

Get better Pixy!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 01, 2014 07:08 PM (vHRtU)

40 Thanks, Pixy.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 01, 2014 07:08 PM (Iyg03)

41 FYI, There is a back-up comment blog: http://acedark.wordpress.com/ Also, we have an IRC channel You can connect to freenode.net with your IRC client and enter the room: #AOSHQ Alternatly, you can go to https://webchat.freenode.net/ and again enter @AOSHQ into the "Channels" field.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2014 07:08 PM (AymDN)

42 I posted because I got the email asking about this. I was doing something else. Hello Horde. I donÂ’t know if this is working or not. I lost my other comment.

Posted by: Carol at March 01, 2014 07:08 PM (z4WKX)

43 Eat Me

Posted by: The Obamacare Mardi Gras Float at March 01, 2014 07:09 PM (WUQo/)

44 So did you people reconnect with your families during this time of crisis?

Posted by: lowandslow at March 01, 2014 07:09 PM (IV4od)

nice ONT CDR M.

is this thing back up?

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 07:09 PM (ga+7c)

46 Thank you The Political Hat!

Posted by: Carol at March 01, 2014 07:10 PM (z4WKX)

47 I'm in the IRC room now, BTW.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2014 07:10 PM (AymDN)

48 Did this place become an Obamacare signup website?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 01, 2014 10:51 PM (IN7k+)

In an ironic twist of fate this website was randomly chosen as the model for healthcare.gov

Posted by: Illinois Republicans at March 01, 2014 07:10 PM (3qZbZ)

49 So did you people reconnect with your families during this time of crisis?

Posted by: lowandslow at March 01, 2014 11:09 PM (IV4od)

ha. no. was afraid I'd have to do some productive work (i kid, i kid hr watchers).

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 07:11 PM (ga+7c)

50 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 01, 2014 10:38 PM (r+7wo) The problem is that some women have trouble producing and the la leche nuts harass them and make them feel like horrible mothers. I've had this happen to several friends. I figure it's one of those things that's the ideal, but not worth hanging yourself over.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at March 01, 2014 07:11 PM (hq5sb)

51 I went to Mt. Everest base camp and all I got was hypoxia and gastrointestinal distress.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2014 07:11 PM (WUQo/)

52 So did you people reconnect with your families during this time of crisis? Posted by: lowandslow ---------------------------- I wrote poems..., and painted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 01, 2014 07:11 PM (aDwsi)

53 This is what happens when the gerbils you have working just finished up a shift in Richard Gere's bunghole.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, used to be MrCaniac at March 01, 2014 07:12 PM (HxSXm)

54 Gingy's watching that movie about the guy who caused WWII-Raiders of the Lost Ark. I was thinking about this after that ep of BBT where Amy points out that Indy has no effect on the plot, the movie would have gone the same without Indy in it. She's wrong though, without Indy, Beloq loads the Ark onto the flying wing and flies it to Berlin where he opens it in a big ceremony before Hitler and the NAZI brass. Presumably the Ark would have melted all of their faces off, thereby preventing WWII and the Holocaust. Because of Indy, all this happens to a small group of flunkies on an island in the Mediterranean, sparing Hitler. Indiana Jones is the greatest mass murderer in history.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 01, 2014 07:12 PM (N/cFh)

55 Breast feeding is indeed superior nutritionally (and Dog knows it gets daddies off the hook for a lot of bottle cleaning), but sometimes the babehs just don't fucking want to latch and you're fucked into serfdom for Dr. Brown et al.

Posted by: logprof at March 01, 2014 07:12 PM (fOFYL)

56 Our first child was bottle fed because Mrs928 though that she wanted to go back to work. The second was just breastfed. Guess which one has all the allergy problems.

Posted by: toby928© at March 01, 2014 07:12 PM (QupBk)

57 Whichever Krewe that made the anti-Zerocare float better be prepared for a visit from Holder's goons. And the IRS.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at March 01, 2014 07:13 PM (1j9qS)

58 Pixy was breast feeding.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 01, 2014 07:14 PM (YgTB4)

59 Damn. Just Damn.

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 01, 2014 07:14 PM (gXRIG)

60 I missed you all so much!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 01, 2014 07:14 PM (DmNpO)

61 Milk is bad for babies. They should be fed Beer and Benadryl (the B & B cocktail)until they are old enough to move out...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 01, 2014 07:14 PM (vHRtU)

62 Yay!

Posted by: Y-not at March 01, 2014 07:14 PM (zDsvJ)

63 Okay. it was an AoSHQ thing. My desktop crashed last night and I've been face-rubbing paranoid with all of my computers since then.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, So Very Tired at March 01, 2014 07:14 PM (dkesm)

64 I was thinking about this after that ep of BBT where Amy points out that Indy has no effect on the plot, the movie would have gone the same without Indy in it. She's wrong though, without Indy, Beloq loads the Ark onto the flying wing and flies it to Berlin where he opens it in a big ceremony before Hitler and the NAZI brass. Presumably the Ark would have melted all of their faces off, thereby preventing WWII and the Holocaust. Because of Indy, all this happens to a small group of flunkies on an island in the Mediterranean, sparing Hitler. Indiana Jones is the greatest mass murderer in history.

Here's where I find Amy's argument to be wrong: without Indy, the Nazis would still have died. However, if Indy wasn't there then eventually the Nazis would have investigated what happened to their team, found the Ark and the film of the destruction, and continued their experiments and perhaps figured out a way to use the Ark to their advantage.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 01, 2014 07:16 PM (lr3d7)

65 44 So did you people reconnect with your families during this time of crisis? Posted by: lowandslow at March 01, 2014 11:09 PM (IV4od) I went back and read what the Democrats had to say about that idiot Palin said in 2008 about Russia, and it made me feel better that we are in the capable hands of Obama, Biden, and Kerry. Then, just to feel more secure, I went back and read what they said about Romney in 2012. I feel much better now.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, used to be MrCaniac at March 01, 2014 07:16 PM (HxSXm)

66 Joby Ogwyn plans to summit Everest then change into his wingsuit Not much air up there to fly on. It's a third of sea level pressure.

Posted by: t-bird at March 01, 2014 07:16 PM (FcR7P)

67 Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 01, 2014 11:05 PM (2yngH) The new NSA software must have a memory leak.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at March 01, 2014 07:16 PM (hq5sb)

68 I guess its ok for children to be breast fed but what if they like dark meat better?

Posted by: Adriane... at March 01, 2014 07:16 PM (qoKTg)

69 Oh noes! It's a replicator!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 01, 2014 07:18 PM (DmNpO)

70 This ONT has more glitches than TFG's foreign policy.

Okay, I'm lying. The Hindenberg had more glitches than TFG's foreign policy.

Okay, I'm still lying.

I've tried milk directly from the breast vs the bottled formula stuff, and the formula stuff tastes better. But it's not nearly as much FUN to drink.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2014 07:18 PM (cHZB7)

71 68 I guess its ok for children to be breast fed but what if they like dark meat better? Posted by: Adriane... at March 01, 2014 11:16 PM (qoKTg) Dark meat's a'ight.

Posted by: Baraka at March 01, 2014 07:18 PM (fOFYL)

72 BTW, anyone watch TopGear - recent shoot thru much of Ukraine... the pics/vid in & around Kiev are some of the same locations now sadly "in the news"...

Posted by: anon a mouse at March 01, 2014 07:18 PM (gXRIG)

73 Thank yous, Rdbrewer (I presume), for fixing all the loose shit. CDR M, loved the ONT sponsor.

Posted by: L, elle at March 01, 2014 07:18 PM (0xqKe)

I'm thinking Molly K. should be asking morons who wish to woo her daughter for a dowry. I would imagine that 10 hobo hides and a lifetime supply of Kaboom would be more than sufficient.

Wearing pants to the wedding ceremony - optional.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 07:18 PM (R3gO3)

75 31: New Michael Bay flick??

Posted by: puddleglum at March 01, 2014 07:18 PM (15w2J)

76 Ace, I'm not usually one to bitch, but you have a premium product carried by a bullshit service provider. I understand that you have loyalty to minx, but this has gone beyond ridiculous. Just my opinion, which is worth precisely what you paid for it.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 01, 2014 07:18 PM (JQuNB)

77 I think it's working now.

Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2014 07:19 PM (sdi6R)

78 OK, great. Now if only I had something to say.

Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2014 07:19 PM (sdi6R)

79 We dance the Mamushka!

Posted by: toby928© at March 01, 2014 07:19 PM (QupBk)

Posted by: logprof at March 01, 2014 11:12 PM (fOFYL)

lol.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 07:19 PM (ga+7c)

81 Sorry, mate, but we won't be able to get any hamsters to you until Monday at noon, earliest.

Posted by: australian hamster board at March 01, 2014 07:20 PM (hn5v5)

82 Good. All the duplicates are gone now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 01, 2014 07:20 PM (DmNpO)

83 One of the easiest ONT to keep up with. Evening all.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 01, 2014 07:20 PM (bCEmE)

84 OK, great. Now if only I had something to say.

Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2014 11:19 PM (sdi6R)

have a beer. kick back and trash the place.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 07:20 PM (ga+7c)

85 It would seem that the Russia Today site has been hacked. http://t.co/NQKQETRlhi Nazis everywhere you look right now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 01, 2014 07:21 PM (DmNpO)

86 I nursed Big for about five days, near constantly and not sleeping. Dad walked in one day and saw me crying, turned around and went to get some formula. The boy slept for three hours straight that night. Little was breast fed wth formula supplementation. Had what the southern ladies call "poison" milk; basically, skim.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 01, 2014 07:21 PM (N/cFh)

87 As red diaper doper babies, we had a communal teat. The more things change, the more they remain the same, I guess.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 01, 2014 07:21 PM (Dwehj)

88 Pixy must be having DTs tonight...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 01, 2014 07:22 PM (dJcew)

89 Damn I was thinking the blog had died or the NSA had shut it down. Now I see all is right with the world... Mops sweat from forehead from withdrawal...

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at March 01, 2014 07:23 PM (GKF3X)

90 Just my opinion, which is worth precisely what you paid for it. Posted by: Harrison Bergeron ------------- You, of all people, should understand that the horde must be 'handicapped', to level the playing field.

Posted by: Diana Moon Glampers, Handicapper General at March 01, 2014 07:24 PM (aDwsi)

91 As long as Matthew Broderick is no where near this recent adaptation of Godzilla, I may go see it. That MB verzion was the suck.

Posted by: puddleglum at March 01, 2014 07:24 PM (15w2J)

Pug Mahon, So Very Tired at March 01, 2014 11:14 PM (dkesm)

I did the same. I was sure it was my computer, so I was doing Norton scans, thinking I had a virus.

The WSJ comments sections were completely gone all day - have no idea if they're up.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 07:24 PM (R3gO3)

93 Now I see all is right with the world.. -------------- Take a second look.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 01, 2014 07:24 PM (aDwsi)

94 Impressive music video mixing Pharrell and Daft Punk that was completed in one take. It wasn't done in one take (wikipedia says it took three), but Russian Ark is a 90 minute film that's a single shot.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 01, 2014 07:25 PM (ddb4x)

88 Pixy must be having DTs tonight...

I blame the atheist puppy.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 07:26 PM (R3gO3)

96 Breast-feeding is not only better than formula -- no matter what "experts" claim (aren't global warmingists "experts", too?), but it passes on anti-bodies AND strengthens the babies facial muscles. It also affects voice.

"Experts" can go jump in a lake.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 01, 2014 07:26 PM (KL49F)

97 Lurch, suckin the Bear's dick: http://tinyurl.com/qfxvdv8

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 01, 2014 07:26 PM (vHRtU)

98 There was a commercial that was making rounds on TV around Christmas a few years ago. It had a cute blond singing some carol. Can't remember the song but she had a decent voice. Turns out it was Pomplamoose.

Posted by: puddleglum at March 01, 2014 07:27 PM (15w2J)

99 I didn't breast feed either child didn't have letdown of any milk with the first. When the second came along didn't bother because the first had done so well. 95th percentile on the growth charts for both,daughter is a healthy, happy 5'9" and son is 6'4".

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at March 01, 2014 07:27 PM (GKF3X)

100 I wasn't breastfed and I'm not allergic to anything. Though I did have a 3 year period where I couldn't drink beer; the Jack Daniels Distillery was very happy about that period.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2014 07:27 PM (cHZB7)

101 I was thinking about this after that ep of BBT where Amy points out that Indy has no effect on the plot, the movie would have gone the same without Indy in it. She's wrong though, without Indy, Beloq loads the Ark onto the flying wing and flies it to Berlin where he opens it in a big ceremony before Hitler and the NAZI brass. Presumably the Ark would have melted all of their faces off, thereby preventing WWII and the Holocaust. Because of Indy, all this happens to a small group of flunkies on an island in the Mediterranean, sparing Hitler. Indiana Jones is the greatest mass murderer in history. Posted by: Weirddave at March 01, 2014 11:12 PM (N/cFh) Didn't the NAZI's follow Indy to Marion and thus the amulet? Also, remember when Marion said she was "just a child" but Indy said that she knew what she was doing in regards to a previous relationship? Turns out that Spielberg and Lucas intended her age at the time of the affair to beÂ… ELEVEN. http://tinyurl.com/lgped7s That's right, Indy was a Pedo!

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2014 07:29 PM (AymDN)

102 Newsweek: Math is Hard! http://tinyurl.com/pulpm5s

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 01, 2014 07:29 PM (vHRtU)

103 You, of all people, should understand that the horde must be 'handicapped', to level the playing field. Posted by: Diana Moon Glampers, Handicapper General at March 01, 2014 11:24 PM (aDwsi) Please don't kill me, Ms. Diana. There really is a reason for my existence.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 01, 2014 07:29 PM (JQuNB)

104 I posted three comments that got lost. But I was watching a movie & only tested because I received emails about this.

Posted by: Carol at March 01, 2014 07:30 PM (z4WKX)

105 I only breast feed my son for 2 weeks. Had to go back into the hospital for some surgery. Daughter was adopted so....no. I have a niece who is a fanatic about it....and I do mean fanatic. Read batshit crazy.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 01, 2014 07:30 PM (bCEmE)

106 Testes testes 1...2...3?!

Posted by: Mic Cheque at March 01, 2014 07:31 PM (FbMva)

107 Some of those dogs that the cats were chasing barely qualify as dogs.

Posted by: navybrat at March 01, 2014 07:31 PM (AW7Gr)

108 Putin sends armored vehicles outward. Obama sends them inward. Jim Hoft ‏@gatewaypundit BREAKING: Obama Administration to Distribute 13,000 Armored Mine-Resistant Vehicles to Police Units Around the US http://shar.es/FQOqK

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 01, 2014 07:32 PM (ZPrif)

109 Barky tell me how my ass taste!

Posted by: Vlad the Invader at March 01, 2014 07:32 PM (fOFYL)

110 Supposedly I would not take a bottle so was breast fed at least until I could eat. Guess it got me to where I am allergic to nothing except tequila. That makes me break out into "take my clothes off and pass out wherever I happen to be" after only about 3/4 of a fifth.

Posted by: traye at March 01, 2014 07:32 PM (LAPYn)

111 There are movies like "Birth of a Nation" and "Blazing Saddles" that could not be made today.

I found another one. "Night of the Demons (198

," directed by Kevin Tenney. It's a stupid teens-get-killed movie from the late 80's, and I don't really recommend it past the really cool opening credits. But there's no way that movie could be made in this century. Surprised it was made in the last one.

Posted by: Null at March 01, 2014 07:32 PM (xjpRj)

112 Breastfeeding is racist, 'cause you can't use an EBT Gold Card for it...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 01, 2014 07:32 PM (vHRtU)

113 Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2014 11:29 PM (AymDN) I disagree with BBT's take on Raiders. After all, the Nazis were digging in the wrong spot because they mis-identified the spot. Without Indy finding the Ark for them, the Ark might never have been found.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 01, 2014 07:33 PM (WlWt+)

114 Love that Obamacare float!! I hope it gets lots of cheers when it goes by!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 01, 2014 07:34 PM (KL49F)

115 I'm preparing to move things over to a new server - that will likely happen in the next two weeks. New server is faster, cheaper, and has more memory, disk space, SSD, and bandwidth.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 01, 2014 07:34 PM (2yngH)

116 My comments ARE here. Back to watching movie. Night Horde, Carol

Posted by: Carol at March 01, 2014 07:35 PM (z4WKX)

117 Im an enthusiastic proponent for breast feeding...breast nibbling, breast licking...etc etc. I'm all for healthy livin

Posted by: fastfreefall at March 01, 2014 07:35 PM (Tz35j)

118 I'm preparing to move things over to a new server - that will likely happen in the next two weeks. New server is faster, cheaper, and has more memory, disk space, SSD, and bandwidth. *** Woo hoo!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 01, 2014 07:35 PM (DmNpO)

119 115 I'm preparing to move things over to a new server - that will likely happen in the next two weeks. New server is faster, cheaper, and has more memory, disk space, SSD, and bandwidth. Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 01, 2014 11:34 PM (2yngH) Will it make the little formatty buttons work? j/k

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 01, 2014 07:36 PM (bCEmE)

120

the first had done so well. 95th percentile on the growth charts for both,daughter is a healthy, happy 5'9" and son is 6'4". Posted by: Fourth Horseman at March 01, 2014 11:27 PM (GKF3X)

I was 2 months premature, was 2 pounds 8 oz when I was born and spent most of my first year in the hospital so I was not breastfed. I am 5'8" and 148 lbs. (and I have weighed considerably more than that and will again if I don't watch it). It's true I was extremely skinny until I was 12 and then puberty and genes caught up with me.

Your genes have more to do with your adult height and weight than breast-feeding or your childhood diet, although I imagine actually being malnourished during your childhood could stunt growth.

Most of the baby boomers were bottle-fed. I've never noticed that they're a stunted bunch (not physically anyway - mentally, that's a different matter :-)

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 07:36 PM (R3gO3)

121 We haz map room and unlimited labor to uncover it's inspiration. Time is not a problem.

Posted by: Not See Detective-work at March 01, 2014 07:36 PM (FbMva)

122 After all, the Nazis were digging in the wrong spot because they mis-identified the spot. Without Indy finding the Ark for them, the Ark might never have been found. They were in teh wrong spot because they didn't have the amulet...thanks to Indy. They wouldn't have been without his intervention.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 01, 2014 07:36 PM (dJcew)

123 More = Good

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 01, 2014 07:36 PM (aDwsi)

124 But does the new server have backdoor access to the Halliburton Hurricane Machine ... which doesn't exist ... of course ...

Posted by: Adriane... at March 01, 2014 07:36 PM (qoKTg)

125 I dunno. I think the study does a reasonable job addressing the non-breastfeeding factors that affect outcomes. Also, the antibody transfer from mother's milk does not happen the way most people think, per this article: http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/ medical_examiner/2006/03/tales_from_the_nursery.html

Posted by: Y-not at March 01, 2014 07:36 PM (zDsvJ)

126 >>>I'm preparing to move things over to a new server - that will likely happen in the next two weeks. New server is faster, cheaper, and has more memory, disk space, SSD, and bandwidth.

Will the new server be able to handle ampersands?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 01, 2014 07:37 PM (IN7k+)

127 It goes to show you how unpopular Ocare is, if that float has passed muster in one of the blackest cities in America.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 07:38 PM (R3gO3)

128 "It is a sign of rain if the cat washes her head behind her ear."

LOL, if these were true, it would rain everyday around my house!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 01, 2014 07:38 PM (KL49F)

129 They were in teh wrong spot because they didn't have the amulet...thanks to Indy. They wouldn't have been without his intervention. Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 01, 2014 11:36 PM (dJcew) Yes, you're right. Sorry, I keep forgetting about that part.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 01, 2014 07:38 PM (WlWt+)

130 97 Lurch, suckin the Bear's dick: Not seeing the problem here.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at March 01, 2014 07:38 PM (UAMVq)

131 114 Love that Obamacare float!! I hope it gets lots of cheers when it goes by!
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 01, 2014 11:34 PM (KL49F)
It's filled with lies.

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 01, 2014 07:38 PM (YgTB4)

132 The oddest of the breast feeding are the people that keep doing it well beyond the child eating solid food. As a comedian said "when your kid can open your shirt to breast feed you need to stop".

Posted by: The Hickster at March 01, 2014 07:38 PM (TI3xG)

133 Breastfeeding is racist, 'cause you can't use an EBT Gold Card for it... It's also heterosexist, 'cause teh ghey guys can't do it . . .

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 01, 2014 07:38 PM (53cD3)

134 84 have a beer. kick back and trash the place. Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 11:20 PM (ga+7c) Actually, I'm drinking White Russians in honor of Pooty-Poot's Big Adventure.

Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2014 07:39 PM (sdi6R)

135 129 They were in teh wrong spot because they didn't have the amulet...thanks to Indy. They wouldn't have been without his intervention. Beloq's staff was too long.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 07:39 PM (UAMVq)

136 A bad breast thread on an ONT. Thanks, I'll see you later. Alot later.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 01, 2014 07:40 PM (hn5v5)

137 132 The oddest of the breast feeding are the people that keep doing it well beyond the child eating solid food. As a comedian said "when your kid can open your shirt to breast feed you need to stop". Posted by: The Hickster at March 01, 2014 11:38 PM (TI3xG) My niece mentioned above. Her youngest is 5. FIVE! It hasn't been 'breastfeeding' for years.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 01, 2014 07:41 PM (bCEmE)

138 Glad this is back up. WTF happened?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 07:41 PM (ojnk6)

139 Yeah. That's right. I'm lactose intolerant. I hate those white bastards.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 01, 2014 07:42 PM (hn5v5)

140 137 132 The oddest of the breast feeding are the people that keep doing it well beyond the child eating solid food. As a comedian said "when your kid can open your shirt to breast feed you need to stop". Posted by: The Hickster at March 01, 2014 11:38 PM (TI3xG) My niece mentioned above. Her youngest is 5. FIVE! It hasn't been 'breastfeeding' for years. Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2014 11:41 PM (bCEmE) That's pretty whacked. Is she into that whole "attachment parenting" thing?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 07:42 PM (UAMVq)

141 Regarding breastfeeding, I remember a line from Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine who talked about his son and how he was jealous that a "young male was sucking on his wife's breast"Â…

Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at March 01, 2014 07:42 PM (AymDN)

142 When I visited a friend who was breast-feeding her infant son, I held him for a little while. The boy looked up at my chest, thought "Ah, lunch!" and reached up and grabbed my boobeh - hard. As in brought tears to my eyes hard. I didn't think a baby could have a grip like that. I actually had a bruise the next day.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 07:43 PM (R3gO3)

143 This 21st century cult of the messiah will be the death of civilization. If GODZILLA promises to send us back to the stone age I'm voting for GODZILLA, that way we would have a clean slate to start clawing our way back from the madness. GODZILLA/MOTHRA 2016!

Posted by: Angel with a sword at March 01, 2014 07:43 PM (hpgw1)

144 What's up sleepwalkers?

....er, nightwalkers.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 01, 2014 07:43 PM (4Mv1T)

145 Actually, I'm drinking White Russians in honor of Pooty-Poot's Big Adventure.

Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2014 11:39 PM (sdi6R)

cheers. have one for me, it is coffee for me tonight.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 07:43 PM (ga+7c)

146 Screw you. I'm no fool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNbrKJ_nVZs

Posted by: robin arryn at March 01, 2014 07:43 PM (hn5v5)

147 Flexible enough for ya?

Posted by: Emperor Baraka at March 01, 2014 07:43 PM (fOFYL)

148 >>>Im an enthusiastic proponent for breast feeding...breast nibbling, breast licking...etc etc. I'm all for healthy livin You done forgot about the motorboating. But you shall be forgiven, just this once.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 01, 2014 07:44 PM (eQJwb)

149 so, anything going on here?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 07:45 PM (rDidD)

150 Breast feeding on a militatary blog? WTF? Whatever the fuck.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 01, 2014 07:45 PM (Q8vlx)

151 We colonize Monster Islands to make safe. Not turn on roo!

Posted by: China at March 01, 2014 07:45 PM (FbMva)

152 147 Flexible enough for ya? Posted by: Emperor Baraka at March 01, 2014 11:43 PM (fOFYL) Bend over just a little further, tovarisch. Da, just like that!

Posted by: Vlad the Putinator at March 01, 2014 07:45 PM (UAMVq)

153 149 so, anything going on here? Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 11:45 PM (rDidD) Nope, nothing at all.

Posted by: Vladimir at March 01, 2014 07:46 PM (fOFYL)

154 anyone see any picss of whatshername the duke girl? shoulda spent some of her money on stuff besides tuition.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 07:46 PM (rDidD)

155 149 so, anything going on here? Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 11:45 PM (rDidD) Breast feeding.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 07:46 PM (UAMVq)

156 A little mood music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cp_3NEWTzU

Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2014 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

157 That's pretty whacked. Is she into that whole "attachment parenting" thing? Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 11:42 PM (UAMVq) Yes!!

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 01, 2014 07:46 PM (bCEmE)

158 >>>Bend over just a little further, tovarisch. Da, just like that! I laughed. Then I died a little inside.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 01, 2014 07:46 PM (eQJwb)

159 so, anything going on here?
Thread's gone tits up.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 01, 2014 07:47 PM (hn5v5)

160 ....er, nightwalkers.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 01, 2014 11:43 PM (4Mv1T)

here 'til 7. breasts and feeding...

i've got nothing.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 07:48 PM (ga+7c)

161 And here I thought it was just my phone. Glad I didn't flush it!

Posted by: shredded chi at March 01, 2014 07:48 PM (E70Gb)

162 So, I ha've to ask, who would skip a national security briefing? I f I was pres I would never miss a single one, I may even order 'em to doulble up, morning and evening, but skip one when vlad the sodomite is having his way with ukraine? no way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 07:48 PM (rDidD)

163 >>>anyone see any picss of whatshername the duke girl? shoulda spent some of her money on stuff besides tuition. My alma mater offered her a full ride? WTF? Vandy girls are hot. Everyone knows this.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 01, 2014 07:48 PM (eQJwb)

164 Andycanuck for sure. It's dead start shoveling.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 01, 2014 07:48 PM (Q8vlx)

165 154 anyone see any picss of whatshername the duke girl? shoulda spent some of her money on stuff besides tuition. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 11:46 PM (rDidD) No, but that stupid twit blames Duke for not being more affordable. After being offered a scholarship to Vandy. Way to take personal responsibility there, sweetheart.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 07:49 PM (UAMVq)

166 dukie girls are easy. and I am speaking from personal experience. no dinner, no drinks, lets just throw down and get going.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 07:49 PM (rDidD)

167 157 That's pretty whacked. Is she into that whole "attachment parenting" thing? Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 11:42 PM (UAMVq) Yes!! Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2014 11:46 PM (bCEmE) Oh boy. That's a whole other level of weird.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 07:49 PM (UAMVq)

168 Watch this swing!

Posted by: King Putt at March 01, 2014 07:50 PM (fOFYL)

169 Baseball is baaaack-- in spite of more cold weather in the Northeast. Where's navycopjoe to comment on the Cubs starting out with two losses and today's games canceled due to rain? Canada can keep the polar vortex as well as Justin Bieber to itself (ducks before andycanuck can fire a snowball/curling stone/hockey puck)

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 01, 2014 07:50 PM (53cD3)

170

figure it is a marketing plan to launch her "career" such as it is.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 07:51 PM (ga+7c)

171 96 Breast-feeding is not only better than formula -- no matter what "experts" claim (aren't global warmingists "experts", too?), but it passes on anti-bodies AND strengthens the babies facial muscles. It also affects voice. "Experts" can go jump in a lake. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 01, 2014 11:26 PM (KL49F) Also teaches young boys that sucking on a girl's breast will get them a reward. Something they don't remember until they are teenagers.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, used to be MrCaniac at March 01, 2014 07:51 PM (HxSXm)

172 well, I woulda thought if she was as comfortable with her bi-sexuality and as empowered as she claims, she shoulda thrown the guy who discovered her secret reality a hump and nothing would ever come out, in public anyway.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 07:51 PM (rDidD)

173 Andycanuck for sure. It's dead; start shoveling.
Unless we can get a new brain from somewhere. I think I saw one in Ace's office marked "Abby" something or other.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 01, 2014 07:51 PM (hn5v5)

174 169 Baseball is baaaack-- in spite of more cold weather in the Northeast. Where's navycopjoe to comment on the Cubs starting out with two losses and today's games canceled due to rain? Canada can keep the polar vortex as well as Justin Bieber to itself (ducks before andycanuck can fire a snowball/curling stone/hockey puck) Posted by: Basement Cat at March 01, 2014 11:50 PM (53cD3) --Yay, baseball!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: logprof at March 01, 2014 07:52 PM (fOFYL)

175 What's up sleepwalkers? ....er, ~~nightwalkers.~~ knee-walking drunks Posted by: Tobacco Road FEEXT

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 01, 2014 07:52 PM (uctT+)

176 Oh boy. That's a whole other level of weird. Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 11:49 PM (UAMVq) Boy howdy is it. I think it's a backlash...her mother was more into detachment parenting.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 01, 2014 07:52 PM (bCEmE)

177 Beloq's staff was too long.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 11:39 PM (UAMVq)

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Marion at March 01, 2014 07:52 PM (79AXR)

178 ..."Abby Basement Cat" I think it was.
Where's my ice-cream scoop???

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 01, 2014 07:53 PM (hn5v5)

179 Speaking of breast feeding, when i was a kid, i had to milk our goat, Elsa, every effing day. The first couple of weeks of drinking that stuff was brutal then i got used to it. It dawned on me many years later, my folks were borderline granola crunchy types. Only thing missing was a subaru, which i drive now. It's like some wierd cosmic thing...or something

Posted by: fastfreefall at March 01, 2014 07:53 PM (Tz35j)

180 >>>--Yay, baseball!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ------------- BURN THE HERETIC

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 01, 2014 07:53 PM (eQJwb)

181 They can try, but they will NEVER top 1998 Godzilla.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 07:54 PM (MtC8f)

182 179 Speaking of breast feeding, when i was a kid, i had to milk our goat, Elsa, every effing day. It's easier if you use your hands.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 07:54 PM (UAMVq)

183 162 So, I ha've to ask, who would skip a national security briefing? I f I was pres I would never miss a single one, I may even order 'em to doulble up, morning and evening, but skip one when vlad the sodomite is having his way with ukraine? no way. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 11:48 PM (rDidD) Missing national security briefings isn't even a new thing for Obama. IIRC, he's missed about half of them so far. But for a man who is supposedly an optics master, it was poor to claim "Happy Hour" while Crimea is being invaded and then today miss a publicized national security brief about the Ukraine. Top men we have here...

Posted by: Thrawn at March 01, 2014 07:54 PM (WlWt+)

184 And evening all.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 07:54 PM (MtC8f)

185 150 Breast feeding on a militatary blog? WTF? Whatever the fuck.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 01, 2014 11:45 PM (Q8vlx)
An army marches on its stomach.

Posted by: Napoleon Bonerpart at March 01, 2014 07:54 PM (YgTB4)

186 Andy, sure it wasn't Arby's?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 01, 2014 07:55 PM (Q8vlx)

187 180 >>>--Yay, baseball!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ------------- BURN THE HERETIC Posted by: DC in Towson at March 01, 2014 11:53 PM (eQJwb) --Are those who pass out from boredom at mass heretics? At least mass is free, and shorter than a stickball game. . . .

Posted by: logprof at March 01, 2014 07:55 PM (fOFYL)

188 How many Mountain People does it take to milk the goat?
Two. One to hold the udders and the other to move goat up and down!

Posted by: Latka at March 01, 2014 07:56 PM (hn5v5)

189 High point of my day - attended a model train show. Pretty neat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 01, 2014 07:56 PM (aDwsi)

190 Haven't seen anything significant happening, but there seem to be a lot of streaming webcams in Ukraine (traffic cams). Just FYI for everyone: http://videoprobki.com/eng# .

Posted by: david_shane at March 01, 2014 07:57 PM (CVVLU)

191 176 Oh boy. That's a whole other level of weird. Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 11:49 PM (UAMVq) Boy howdy is it. I think it's a backlash...her mother was more into detachment parenting. Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2014 11:52 PM (bCEmE) Could be. Maybe she feels like if her mother was a bad parent, going to the extreme opposite makes her a superlative parent.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 07:57 PM (UAMVq)

192 154 anyone see any picss of whatshername the duke girl? shoulda spent some of her money on stuff besides tuition. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 11:46 PM (rDidD) All my time has been spent searching for the thong model Scott Walker ritually killed as a sacrifice to the Koch brothers.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 07:57 PM (MtC8f)

193 Are you a HO, Mike?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 01, 2014 07:57 PM (hn5v5)

194 Tami....Did you get a new laptop?

Posted by: concrete girl at March 01, 2014 07:57 PM (Hfi87)

195 Hammer, what scale?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 01, 2014 07:58 PM (Q8vlx)

196 193 Are you a HO, Mike? Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2014 11:57 PM (hn5v5) Naw, he's a straight up G, yo!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 07:58 PM (UAMVq)

197 Boobies? There is always "Space Dandy": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IgTJSQtRzE

Posted by: The Mammary Hat at March 01, 2014 07:59 PM (AymDN)

198 Sallah: Indy, why does the floor move? Jones: Give me your torch. [Indy takes the torch and drops it in revealing hundreds of snakes all over the floor of the Well of Souls] Indy: State. Why'd it have to be State? Sallah: Wasps... very dangerous. You go first.

Posted by: Win by losing at March 01, 2014 07:59 PM (FbMva)

199 andy - Nope. O-gauge..., but not since I was a kid. I still go to the shows though..., because still part kid. Lots of nice layouts. Also, somehow I missed it before now, but saw my first Z-gauge layout today.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 01, 2014 07:59 PM (aDwsi)

200 Could be. Maybe she feels like if her mother was a bad parent, going to the extreme opposite makes her a superlative parent. Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 11:57 PM (UAMVq) Yeah, I think that's it. Although, she's similar to her mother in the number of husbands....so they got that in common.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 01, 2014 08:01 PM (bCEmE)

201 To steer from breast feeding to Boobs you would throw beads to see at Mardi Gras.

http://tinyurl.com/7aqc47v

Posted by: The Hickster at March 01, 2014 08:01 PM (TI3xG)

202 Zgauge? Damn I prolly wouldn't be able to see it.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 01, 2014 08:01 PM (Q8vlx)

203 Breast feeding on a militatary blog? WTF? Whatever the fuck. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 01, 2014 11:45 PM (Q8vlx) Welcome to Obama's "politically correct" militaryÂ…

Posted by: The Politically Incorrect Hat at March 01, 2014 08:01 PM (AymDN)

204 200 Could be. Maybe she feels like if her mother was a bad parent, going to the extreme opposite makes her a superlative parent. Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 11:57 PM (UAMVq) Yeah, I think that's it. Although, she's similar to her mother in the number of husbands....so they got that in common. Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2014 12:01 AM (bCEmE) Sounds like a pretty dysfunctional situation. Must be frustrating for you.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 08:01 PM (UAMVq)

205 194 Tami....Did you get a new laptop? Posted by: concrete girl at March 01, 2014 11:57 PM (Hfi87) I did. Went with the Lenovo. So far, so good.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 01, 2014 08:01 PM (bCEmE)

206 Zgauge? Damn I prolly wouldn't be able to see it. Posted by: Chavez ------------------ Yeah, me the friend I went with were laughing about the same thing. Have to use a loupe just to get a car on the rails.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 01, 2014 08:02 PM (aDwsi)

207 199 andy - Nope. O-gauge..., but not since I was a kid. I still go to the shows though..., because still part kid. Lots of nice layouts. Also, somehow I missed it before now, but saw my first Z-gauge layout today. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 01, 2014 11:59 PM (aDwsi) Patrick Swayze cheated!!! http://youtu.be/pPHhbZYUGQY

Posted by: Bubbles at March 01, 2014 08:03 PM (fOFYL)

208 Never get out of the boat! Or, never visit the fever swamp of Kos for anything. Comment in the Walker/thong BS. They really do want women to live their lives wearing a black tent with a grill to peer out of, a prisoner 24 hours a day. Even then, there will be "inspectors" to monitor the ankles and say "where are your gloves? We can't stand the sight of your (comely) hands." No no, not the honorable Muslims. It's conservatives that want to do this. Ok, done torturing myself with fuckwads.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 08:03 PM (MtC8f)

209 Sounds like a pretty dysfunctional situation. Must be frustrating for you. Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2014 12:01 AM (UAMVq) Nah...technically, she's my husband's niece and she lives in Washington state. Haven't seen her in years. I've communicated with her over FB but that's about the extent of it. I had to block her posts though...breastfeeding/attachment parenting/hazards of vaccinations... got old fast.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 01, 2014 08:04 PM (bCEmE)

210 Nah...technically, she's my husband's niece and she lives in Washington state. Haven't seen her in years. I've communicated with her over FB but that's about the extent of it. I had to block her posts though...breastfeeding/attachment parenting/hazards of vaccinations... got old fast. I bet it did.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 08:04 PM (UAMVq)

211 It goes to show you how unpopular Ocare is, if that float has passed muster in one of the blackest cities in America. Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 11:38 PM (R3gO3) Been way too long since I been to NOLA, but most of the bigger Krewes are lily white. It's an expensive activity, and can be very cliquey, although anyone can form one.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 01, 2014 08:05 PM (Pfvig)

212 Regarding breastfeeding, I remember a line from Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine who talked about his son and how he was jealous that a "young male was sucking on his wife's breast"Â… Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at March 01, 2014 11:42 PM (AymDN) I didn't know he had a son. I did know he had a daughter, Electra - here she is singing A Tout Le Monde with some kid in Seattle: http://tinyurl.com/p8g96p3http://tinyurl.com/p8g96p3 She's no Christina Scabbia, but she's not bad.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 01, 2014 08:05 PM (DB1vy)

213 To give you a sense of Z-guage: Picture: http://www.hectorsfriends.com/images/03-08-19---Z-Scale---35.jpg

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 01, 2014 08:05 PM (aDwsi)

214 Hammer, worked with Ngauge before, can't imagine Z.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 01, 2014 08:06 PM (Q8vlx)

215

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 11:51 PM (rDidD)

she wouldn't have been able to keep it a secret on a college campus.

iirc she told someone who recognized her from a vid.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 08:06 PM (ga+7c)

216 213 To give you a sense of Z-guage: Picture: http://www.hectorsfriends.com/images/03-08-19---Z-Scale---35.jpg Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 02, 2014 12:05 AM (aDwsi) Wow, that's minuscule.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 08:07 PM (UAMVq)

217 O is pretty big. For scenery and the like I've only ever looked at HO to match 1/72 (20mm) toy soldiers and N that looks well with 15mm toy soldiers. And I see that Z is 1:220 but seems to be quite a newish size. Interesting. Well, at least more interesting than breast milk.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 01, 2014 08:07 PM (hn5v5)

218 Gotta ask, how many black guys dead on Mt. Everest. I thought so. I don't blame them sherpas. Gotta whole shitload of dead white progs dead on Mt. Everest and being the Nepalese hold that mountain with some religious respect, they're kinda ticked that lib shitholes are defacating on their holy mountain with their putrid patchouli-ridden (God fuck ugly) corpses. Gotta befriend me some sherpas so I can kick some prog ass.

Posted by: Corona at March 01, 2014 08:07 PM (fh2Y7)

219 215 Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 11:51 PM (rDidD) she wouldn't have been able to keep it a secret on a college campus. iirc she told someone who recognized her from a vid. Posted by: rich@gmu at March 02, 2014 12:06 AM (ga+7c) College students watching porn? The deuce you say!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 08:08 PM (UAMVq)

220 Back from Disney Round 2. Gotta admit, Disney at night is pretty fucking cool. FastPass plus the shorter wait times at night equaled the sis and I hitting 6 rides in just over 2 hours.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2014 08:08 PM (0Rv66)

221

My husband asked me if the government was paying for all the Obamacare ads.

Posted by: ALH at March 01, 2014 08:08 PM (btTLZ)

222 220 Back from Disney Round 2. Gotta admit, Disney at night is pretty fucking cool. FastPass plus the shorter wait times at night equaled the sis and I hitting 6 rides in just over 2 hours. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2014 12:08 AM (0Rv66) FastPass is definitely the way to go. Did you hit Space Mountain?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 08:09 PM (UAMVq)

223 So - flipping channels... umm, Is that Sheldon from BBT on SNL?

Posted by: shredded chi at March 01, 2014 08:09 PM (E70Gb)

224 Hammer, worked with Ngauge before, can't imagine Z. Posted by: Chavez -------------------- Had a friend who had a Union Pacific Big Boy in N guage. He kept it on his desk at work. About 18" of track, half of which was in a train shed, where the BB lived. Every now and then he would have wheel it out of the shed, then back back in. It was cute.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 01, 2014 08:09 PM (aDwsi)

225 Okay, what is the story behind the Scott Walker model stuff?

Posted by: logprof at March 01, 2014 08:10 PM (fOFYL)

226 LOL. "Hector's friends". Are they all from Mexico and Latin America?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 01, 2014 08:10 PM (hn5v5)

227 Missing national security briefings isn't even a new thing for Obama. IIRC, he's missed about half of them so far. But for a man who is supposedly an optics master, it was poor to claim "Happy Hour" while Crimea is being invaded and then today miss a publicized national security brief about the Ukraine. Top men we have here... Posted by: Thrawn at March 01, 2014 11:54 PM (WlWt+) The media has been giving him a free pass for the past 5 years, no sign of them not doing so now, so he has nothing to worry about from them. They are accusing Putin of bullying him. The fucking President of the United States being bullied by the President of Russia, could you ever imagine that being used to describe Bush I, Bush II, or Reagan? The West's leaders decide to boycott the Sochi Olympics because of the ghey thing, which makes them look WEAK in the rest of the world. Then when Russia doesn't do shit in the hockey tourney, you know Putin needed something to take Russian's minds off of that, and what do you get? Ukraine.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, used to be MrCaniac at March 01, 2014 08:10 PM (HxSXm)

228 Breast feeding on a militatary blog?

What are you trying to say?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 01, 2014 08:11 PM (IN7k+)

229 FastPass is definitely the way to go. Did you hit Space Mountain? Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2014 12:09 AM (UAMVq) Hell yes. We FastPassed Haunted Mansion, Space Mountain and Thunder Mountain Railroad. With the short wait times we hit Peter Pan's Flight, Jungle Cruise and Pirates of the Caribbean too. Plus saw the fireworks show, plus the electric light parade. Altogether, from the time we left the room till the time we got back was less than four hours. Prob right at 3 1/2.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2014 08:11 PM (0Rv66)

230

Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 12:03 AM (MtC8f)

some koznozzel really wrote that.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 08:11 PM (ga+7c)

231 229 FastPass is definitely the way to go. Did you hit Space Mountain? Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2014 12:09 AM (UAMVq) Hell yes. We FastPassed Haunted Mansion, Space Mountain and Thunder Mountain Railroad. With the short wait times we hit Peter Pan's Flight, Jungle Cruise and Pirates of the Caribbean too. Plus saw the fireworks show, plus the electric light parade. Altogether, from the time we left the room till the time we got back was less than four hours. Prob right at 3 1/2. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2014 12:11 AM (0Rv66) Nicely done.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 08:13 PM (UAMVq)

232 Wow, that's minuscule. Posted by: Insomniac --------------------- Heh. Today I looked at a pair of cast metal windshield wipers for HO GM diesel loco. Freaking *tiny*. Could not possibly be handles without tweezers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 01, 2014 08:13 PM (aDwsi)

233 College students watching porn? The deuce you say!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2014 12:08 AM (UAMVq)

shocking I know.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 08:13 PM (ga+7c)

234 *handled* Getting tired. Long day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 01, 2014 08:13 PM (aDwsi)

235 [ui]I didn't know he had a son. I did know he had a daughter, Electra - here she is singing A Tout Le Monde with some kid in Seattle: http://tinyurl.com/p8g96p3http://tinyurl.com/p8g96p3 She's no Christina Scabbia, but she's not bad. Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at March 02, 2014 12:05 AM (DB1vy) Not bad. Both of 'em.

Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat at March 01, 2014 08:14 PM (AymDN)

236 I'd like to stay and play But I've only come to say I've got to go away beeecause... We only have 16 of the Farenheits now. High tomorrow will be... 16. Low tomorrow night will be... 3. And in the forecast, ice snow sleet sneet sloot thunder rain did I mention ice? And it's two counties away. I'm going to my cell, crawling under the covers and hibernating 'til.. a couple of days from now when it's back in the 50s.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just chill, will ya? at March 01, 2014 08:14 PM (U13jb)

237 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2014 12:08 AM (0Rv66) BC, how long are you there for? And are you/have you been to Epcot yet?

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 08:15 PM (MtC8f)

238 BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk>>

Do you have "It's a small world" running through your head?

Posted by: The Hickster at March 01, 2014 08:15 PM (TI3xG)

239 o, I ha've to ask, who would skip a national security briefing? I f I was pres I would never miss a single one, I may even order 'em to doulble up, morning and evening, but skip one when vlad the sodomite is having his way with ukraine? no way. Posted by: yankeefifth

Some people like their coccoon nice and tight. It also may be an aversion to bad news or plausible deniability in that he doesn't interact with the professionals who wont lie to him.

Posted by: Jean at March 01, 2014 08:15 PM (4JkHl)

240 Yeah. I'm out too. Night all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 01, 2014 08:16 PM (aDwsi)

241 I saw Greg Brady from the Brady Bunch in the line for Space Mountain. It was 1978 or 79 I think. Our paths crossed several times as we were serpentining up to the head of the line. Almost as exciting as riding the elevator with Charles Nelson Reilly at the San Diego Holiday Inn.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 01, 2014 08:16 PM (jucos)

242 6 rides in over 2 hours is awesome? Fuck that. Busch Gardens at night clobbers the Big Rat.

Posted by: logprof at March 01, 2014 08:16 PM (fOFYL)

243 229 FastPass is definitely the way to go. Did you hit Space Mountain? Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2014 12:09 AM (UAMVq) The sis in law and I were thinking 'why the F doesn't everybody do this?

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 08:17 PM (MtC8f)

244 230 Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 12:03 AM (MtC8f) some koznozzel really wrote that. Posted by: rich@gmu at March 02, 2014 12:11 AM (ga+7c) About the 4th comment in. I didn't read after that. Either my thinking is dead wrong or theirs is. Both can't be right.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 08:18 PM (MtC8f)

245

>>>The media has been giving him a free pass for the past 5 years, no sign of them not doing so now, so he has nothing to worry about from them. They are accusing Putin of bullying him. <<<

I was surprised the msm went that far. But there you go...Putin just being a bully.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 08:19 PM (ga+7c)

246 Almost as exciting as riding the elevator with Charles Nelson Reilly at the San Diego Holiday Inn. Posted by: Truck Monkey ----------------- I once had afternoon tea with Helen Gahagan Douglas. Very civilized, but one of the most excruciatingly boring hours of my life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 01, 2014 08:19 PM (aDwsi)

247 Then when Russia doesn't do shit in the hockey tourney, you know Putin needed something to take Russian's minds off of that, and what do you get? Ukraine. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, used to be MrCaniac at March 02, 2014 12:10 AM (HxSXm) OMG, I told one of my cousins the same thing when the hockey team was out so early.... Vlad gonna be in Conquer Mode, and he'll be invading somethin', somewhere, soon.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 01, 2014 08:19 PM (Pfvig)

248 Missing national security briefings isn't even a new thing for Obama. IIRC, he's missed about half of them so far. But for a man who is supposedly an optics master, it was poor to claim "Happy Hour" while Crimea is being invaded and then today miss a publicized national security brief about the Ukraine. Top men we have here... Posted by: Thrawn at March 01, 2014 oh you are absolutely correct, he missed loads of 'em I was thinking if you are not interested in security briefing maybe this it not the job you are interested in.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 08:19 PM (rDidD)

249 BC, how long are you there for? And are you/have you been to Epcot yet? Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 12:15 AM (MtC8f) We're headed to Epcot tomorrow. Mostly because my drunken midgets want to see Elsa, Anna and Belle and all three of them are over there. Today they saw Stitch, Merida, Ariel and Mickey. 238 BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk>> Do you have "It's a small world" running through your head? Posted by: The Hickster at March 02, 2014 12:15 AM (TI3xG) Did. Not. Ride. Yes, yes I do.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2014 08:20 PM (0Rv66)

250 "The fucking President of the United States being bullied by the President of Russia, could you ever imagine that being used to describe Bush I, Bush II, or Reagan?"

Well, actually, I remember the U.S. media describing Reagan during the early Yuri Andropov years as bullying the Soviet leadership -- by not holding any summit meetings with them, in which his military buildup could be discussed and negotiated.

Not yet having realized what incredible bullshit artists and fellow travellers the American media are, I bought into this at the time.

It was years later that I realized I had been had, reading the memoirs of key Reagan administration participants, who indicated that they had been making regular overtures to Moscow at that time, trying to arrange a summit, all of which had been contemptuously and silently ignored.

It was only after Reagan declared his intent to pursue the Strategic Defense Initiative that suddenly the Kremlin become _very_ interested in talking to him. Funny, that.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 01, 2014 08:20 PM (gqT4g)

251 That Duke pron star ain't all that.

Posted by: CDR M at March 01, 2014 08:22 PM (LsJl8)

252 250 "The fucking President of the United States being bullied by the President of Russia, could you ever imagine that being used to describe Bush I, Bush II, or Reagan?" Well, actually, I remember the U.S. media describing Reagan during the early Yuri Andropov years as bullying the Soviet leadership -- by not holding any summit meetings with them, in which his military buildup could be discussed and negotiated. Not yet having realized what incredible bullshit artists and fellow travellers the American media are, I bought into this at the time. It was years later that I realized I had been had, reading the memoirs of key Reagan administration participants, who indicated that they had been making regular overtures to Moscow at that time, trying to arrange a summit, all of which had been contemptuously and silently ignored. It was only after Reagan declared his intent to pursue the Strategic Defense Initiative that suddenly the Kremlin become _very_ interested in talking to him. Funny, that. Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2014 12:20 AM (gqT4g) Ow! Ow! Uncle, Vlad! Uncle!!!

Posted by: Earflaps McBaritone at March 01, 2014 08:23 PM (fOFYL)

253 Some people like their coccoon nice and tight. It also may be an aversion to bad news or plausible deniability in that he doesn't interact with the professionals who wont lie to him. Posted by: Jean agreed, however, being unavailable in a secure undisclosed location when an event starts in the middle of date night is, such as with benghazi, is not the same as simply leaving in the middle of a crisis as is here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 08:23 PM (rDidD)

254

Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 12:18 AM (MtC8f)

theirs. see women dressed up that way on campus all the time. oddly no outrage from the usual quarters.

one bizzare thing though, saw an older woman working the MSA booth last semester...big glazed over eyes...not wrapped in a trashbag...yikes.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 08:23 PM (ga+7c)

255 It IS the conservative Muslims who cover their women up and won't let them drive, etc. Same as the more conservative churches here where the women don't cut their hair, wear pants, jewelry or makeup.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 01, 2014 08:23 PM (Pfvig)

256 "The fucking President of the United States being bullied by the President of Russia, could you ever imagine that being used to describe Bush I, Bush II, or Reagan?" No. Bush invaded and conquered Afganistan and Iraq. Who, since Alexander the Great, was able to conquer Afganistan? But then, Russia got away with invading Georgia in 2008. Admittedly, Bush was neutered by that point, but if Russia could get away with invading another country and setting up a puppet government (or two) under Bush, just think how much more they will be willing to push under that SCoaMF Obama!

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2014 08:24 PM (AymDN)

257 I will reiterate. When Truman started to go wobbly during the Berlin crisis, and made plans (with his speech writers!) to communicate directly with Stalin, the U.S diplomatic/military folk (when they heard about it) descended on him to explain exactly how he was about to fuck everything up, including relations with our allies, in a big, big way. Truman called off his plans.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 01, 2014 08:25 PM (aDwsi)

258 I am working on a screen play - vlad the impaler part deux - its different this time iykwimaityd.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 08:25 PM (rDidD)

259 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2014 12:20 AM (0Rv66) Damn, not enough time. Wish I knew you were going there. Treated like a King at Via Napoli.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 08:26 PM (MtC8f)

260 What a joke. The press thinks that by saying Putin is bullying Obama that it will somehow make it OK that the President of the United States is getting pwn'ed on the world stage?

Posted by: CDR M at March 01, 2014 08:26 PM (LsJl8)

261 255 It IS the conservative Muslims who cover their women up and won't let them drive, etc. Same as the more conservative churches here where the women don't cut their hair, wear pants, jewelry or makeup. Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 02, 2014 12:23 AM (Pfvig) It's EXACTLY the same! Both groups stone women for being raped too, I hear.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 08:26 PM (UAMVq)

262 It IS the conservative Muslims who cover their women up and won't let them drive, etc. Same as the more conservative churches here where the women don't cut their hair, wear pants, jewelry or makeup. Posted by: Tammy so is that some kind of penance for the men?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 08:28 PM (rDidD)

263 262 It IS the conservative Muslims who cover their women up and won't let them drive, etc. Same as the more conservative churches here where the women don't cut their hair, wear pants, jewelry or makeup. Posted by: Tammy so is that some kind of penance for the men? Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2014 12:28 AM (rDidD) Well, you know how rapey men get when they see women wearing makeup and jewelry.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 08:29 PM (UAMVq)

264 so, what exactly do you do when the president of a superpower is being bullied by the president of a former superpower? Is there someone bigger or badder obama is gonna run to to protect him?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 08:29 PM (rDidD)

265

Posted by: CDR M at March 02, 2014 12:26 AM (LsJl

hoping to get some sympathy. surprised they'd go there. isn't he supposed to be a master of the universe? how is it he could be bullied?

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 08:30 PM (ga+7c)

266 Is there someone bigger or badder obama is gonna run to to protect him? Moochelle?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 08:31 PM (UAMVq)

267 264 so, what exactly do you do when the president of a superpower is being bullied by the president of a former superpower? Is there someone bigger or badder obama is gonna run to to protect him? Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2014 12:29 AM (rDidD) Release the Mooch!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2014 08:31 PM (0Rv66)

268 I suppose obama is rejecting a summit with putin to discuss this because he doesn't want his photo taken with his head dripping wet and his underwear pulled up to his chin.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 08:32 PM (rDidD)

269 But then, Russia got away with invading Georgia in 2008. Admittedly, Bush was neutered by that point, but if Russia could get away with invading another country and setting up a puppet government (or two) under Bush, just think how much more they will be willing to push under that SCoaMF Obama! Posted by: The Political Hat at March 02, 2014 12:24 AM (AymDN) When libs lamely try to defend Obama's current ineptness on Ukraine, they either pull the "Bush let Putin invade Georgia, lol!" or "WHAT'S YOUR PLAN, WINGER?!?!" card.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 01, 2014 08:32 PM (WlWt+)

270 I was surprised the msm went that far. But there you go...Putin just being a bully. Posted by: rich@gmu at March 02, 2014 12:19 AM (ga+7c) Which makes Obama the victim.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, used to be MrCaniac at March 01, 2014 08:32 PM (HxSXm)

271 133 Breastfeeding is racist, 'cause you can't use an EBT Gold Card for it...

It's also heterosexist, 'cause teh ghey guys can't do it . . . Posted by: Basement Cat

Ummm, lesbians can't breastfeed? Interesting; didn't know that.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 01, 2014 08:32 PM (9CBig)

272 Is there someone bigger or badder obama is gonna run to to protect him? Moochelle? Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2014 12:31 AM (UAMVq) 267 264 so, what exactly do you do when the president of a superpower is being bullied by the president of a former superpower? Is there someone bigger or badder obama is gonna run to to protect him? Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2014 12:29 AM (rDidD) Release the Mooch!!!! Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible heh, great minds think alike.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 08:33 PM (rDidD)

273

hahahahahahaha...

the klingon high command is not amused.

[that is gonna get me slapped]

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 08:33 PM (ga+7c)

274 270 I was surprised the msm went that far. But there you go...Putin just being a bully. Posted by: rich@gmu at March 02, 2014 12:19 AM (ga+7c) Which makes Obama the victim. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, used to be MrCaniac at March 02, 2014 12:32 AM (HxSXm) And the progs just love a victim. It's the closest thing they have to sainthood.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 08:33 PM (UAMVq)

275 First LA faced Katrina, and now that ObamaCare float...

the horror... the horror.

Posted by: MFM at March 01, 2014 08:34 PM (UIxS+)

276 264 so, what exactly do you do when the president of a superpower is being bullied by the president of a former superpower? Is there someone bigger or badder obama is gonna run to to protect him? Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2014 12:29 AM (rDidD) Racism. That is why all the bad stuff in the world is happening.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 08:34 PM (MtC8f)

277 OMG, I told one of my cousins the same thing when the hockey team was out so early.... Vlad gonna be in Conquer Mode, and he'll be invading somethin', somewhere, soon. Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 02, 2014 12:19 AM (Pfvig) Putin put himself in charge of the hockey team by personally picking the coaches and GM. He even went to their games to be visible to the Russian media and people. It blew up in his face, and he doesn't tolerate that well.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, used to be MrCaniac at March 01, 2014 08:35 PM (HxSXm)

278 Racism. That is why all the bad stuff in the world is happening. Posted by: RWC at March 02, heh, kinda sucks when you are out of the US and learn the hard way that there is no international affirmative action.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 08:36 PM (rDidD)

279 In a thread earlier today someone coined "We will Barry you"... so I Nikoaied it: https://imgflip.com/i/7a106

Posted by: massideas at March 01, 2014 08:36 PM (v32fM)

280 so obama is gonna go to the un and bang on his wedk with a birkenstock

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 08:37 PM (rDidD)

281 Well, actually, I remember the U.S. media describing Reagan during the early Yuri Andropov years as bullying the Soviet leadership -- by not holding any summit meetings with them, in which his military buildup could be discussed and negotiated. Not yet having realized what incredible bullshit artists and fellow travellers the American media are, I bought into this at the time. It was years later that I realized I had been had, reading the memoirs of key Reagan administration participants, who indicated that they had been making regular overtures to Moscow at that time, trying to arrange a summit, all of which had been contemptuously and silently ignored. It was only after Reagan declared his intent to pursue the Strategic Defense Initiative that suddenly the Kremlin become _very_ interested in talking to him. Funny, that. Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2014 12:20 AM (gqT4g Well, to be fair to Reagan, the leaders of the Soviet Union were dropping like flies during his first term, so the White House had no idea who was in charge for a lot of the time. IIRC, several of those guys were dead for a while before there was an announcement.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, used to be MrCaniac at March 01, 2014 08:38 PM (HxSXm)

282 Bahhhh... I think I borked it... check my siggy.

Posted by: massideas at March 01, 2014 08:38 PM (v32fM)

283

Tammy al-Thor: The difference is that you can leave those churches without fear of being hunted down and killed as a heretic. Female Orthodox Jewish women wear wigs (they cut their hair after marriage) and Orthodox men don't shave, have to wear black and can't drive or write on the Sabbath. They are not the same as Muslims.

I wouldn't belong to one of those churches myself, but they have a perfect right to set their own rules - just as long as those rules do not involve breaking the law (multiple wives, honor killings, etc) or trying to force their faith on others. I don't think it's a terrible thing that very strict churches or communities like the Amish exist.

I can understand why someone might look at the dreck that is "culture" circa 2014 and decide they're better off steering clear of it. I can also understand why someone would want to leave that culture and enter the larger world.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 08:39 PM (R3gO3)

284

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2014 12:33 AM (UAMVq)

get them a copy of The Prince stat.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 08:39 PM (ga+7c)

285 Eet verked! Danke.

Posted by: massideas at March 01, 2014 08:39 PM (v32fM)

286 big winner here - dick cheney, who else is gonna straighten this mess out after obama.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 08:39 PM (rDidD)

287 In Maryland, a beauty queen loses her crown.
http://tinyurl.com/kkygm2b

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 08:39 PM (MOXtS)

288 "Remember, what does not kill you, just makes you stronger."

***

Yeah, I used to think that, too...

Posted by: Zombie Christopher Reeve at March 01, 2014 08:40 PM (HFSaY)

289 Apparently, in Canada there are infinite "genders": http://tinyurl.com/m8873nl

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2014 08:40 PM (AymDN)

290 In Maryland, a beauty queen loses her crown. http://tinyurl.com/kkygm2b Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) i thought they handed out ribbons in maryland?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 08:41 PM (rDidD)

291 Just jumping in with my $0.02 on the breast feeding issue.

I don't care if a mom breastfeeds or formula feeds.. as long as she feeds her kids it's all good, in my book. My first baby was born 10 weeks early due to severe preeclampsia. She was in the NICU 7 weeks, during which I tried everything I could to pump enough breastmilk for her. I won't bore you with the details, but I tried everything the lactation nurses, the NICU nurses, and everybody else told me to do. I never produced more than 10ml at a time. I gave up trying shortly after she came home because it was simply adding more stress to an already stressful situation. With my second baby, who was born without any significant medical problems during the pregnancy, I was determined to breast feed and once again did everything I was told to do. Once again, it simply didn't work and I ended up throwing in the towel after four stressful weeks (and one sobbing phone call to my sister-in-law for advice on what to do, made from my bedroom closet so that my well-meaning-but-judgemental-pro-breastfeeding-mother-in-law wouldn't hear).

I know, breast is best (and cheaper.. formula is damn expensive) but sometimes it doesn't fucking work and mothers shouldn't be shamed for choosing to feed their children real food instead of hope. I can't tell you how much of a relief it was to simply let go of the guilt over not achieving the "ideal" of motherhood and accept the truth: that formula was the right choice for me and my kids, no matter what the "experts" and other busybodies might think.

So yeah, fuck the breastapo.

Posted by: not the mama at March 01, 2014 08:43 PM (5dxeo)

292 In Maryland, a beauty queen loses her crown. http://tinyurl.com/kkygm2b Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2014 12:39 AM (MOXtS) Lucky for her it as the only thing she lostÂ…

Posted by: Zombie Venezuelan Beauty Queen at March 01, 2014 08:43 PM (AymDN)

293 ya know, if obama was smart he woulda not run for reelection. he was able to shove all his stupid stuff through and could have gone out at the top of his game. now all his nonsense is coming to fruition and he is going to be stuck holding the bill.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 08:44 PM (rDidD)

294

--Yay, baseball!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Posted by: logprof at March 01, 2014 11:52 PM (fOFYL)

Commie!! :-)

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 08:44 PM (R3gO3)

295 Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2014 12:36 AM (rDidD I've actually seen comments/tweets where they state that TFG punked Putin. How the hell are people that delusional. Seriously, my sky is blue and theirs is red. And both sides know it to be true. No way we can come together.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 08:44 PM (MtC8f)

296 Well Y5 Porsha Harvey of DE elbowed a campus security guard at a homecoming dance. And then when she was supposed to meet the judge on the charges stemming from that, they found some MJ on her.

And I thought you spelled Porsha as Porsche. Or was she supposed to be Posh?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 08:50 PM (MOXtS)

297 287 In Maryland, a beauty queen loses her crown. http://tinyurl.com/kkygm2b Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2014 12:39 AM (MOXtS) "Porsha"?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2014 08:50 PM (0Rv66)

298

>>>Harvey was charged with possession of a controlled and dangerous substance three days later at the District Court building in Princess Anne. According to Princess Anne Police Capt. Tim Bozman, police responded to the courthouse after a bailiff found a small amount of marijuana in HarveyÂ’s possession when she passed through a scanner at the front door.<<<

not the smartest thing to have allegedly done.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 08:50 PM (ga+7c)

299

225 Okay, what is the story behind the Scott Walker model stuff? Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2014 12:10 AM (fOFYL)

The Left wants to bring Walker down and is digging for any shit they can throw at him. Same as during the recall. That's it.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 08:51 PM (R3gO3)

300 UMES is a hbcu

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 08:51 PM (ga+7c)

301 >> Putin put himself in charge of the hockey team by personally picking the coaches and GM...

So Putin ain't much of a hockey guru and TFG ain't much of a foreign policy wonk.

LIVs, you chose... poorly.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2014 08:52 PM (cHZB7)

302 "I've actually seen comments/tweets where they state that TFG punked Putin."

Yes, yes, I can confirm to you now that the American invaders have been completely repelled from our sacred Iraqi soil with heavy losses, massive losses! Two million Western imperialists were killed by us before morning prayers today! In return one Iraqi artillery loader broke a fingernail! Our beloved leader Saddam, long may he live, accomplished these things with his timeless military genius! Do you have any questions?

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at March 01, 2014 08:52 PM (gqT4g)

303 Is it just me or is the HQ taking a shit?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 01, 2014 08:53 PM (uctT+)

304 Evening again all. Everyone well? Glad Minx.cc got it together.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 08:54 PM (ojnk6)

305 303 Is it just me or is the HQ taking a shit? Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2014 12:53 AM (uctT+) Like Montezuma's Revenge.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2014 08:54 PM (0Rv66)

306 #twoweeks

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 01, 2014 08:54 PM (dJcew)

307 The hamsters seem to be taking a siesta. Or they toking on Porsha's MJ?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 08:54 PM (MOXtS)

308 Well Y5 Porsha Harvey of DE elbowed a campus security guard at a homecoming dance. And then when she was supposed to meet the judge on the charges stemming from that, they found some MJ on her. And I thought you spelled Porsha as Porsche. Or was she supposed to be Posh? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2014 and another thing, who the fuck does that to their children, gives them a fucked up name that is gonna follow 'em everywhere they go like a phonetic curse? may as well get 'em inked up and have 'em hold a placard with their name and id number when you take 'em to sears for their photos. who invents names?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 08:54 PM (rDidD)

309 Porcia, Portia, Porsche.

Posted by: Portia, nibbling on hot coals at March 01, 2014 08:55 PM (UIxS+)

310

"I've actually seen comments/tweets where they state that TFG punked Putin."

They're so invested in the idea that JEF is some sort of super-genius, they can't bear to admit Putin is walking all over him.

Why, that would mean King Putt is a not a genius, but a fraud and an idiot, and if they voted for a fraud and idiot- twice- what does that make them?

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 08:55 PM (R3gO3)

311 So yeah, fuck the breastapo. Posted by: not the mama at March 02, 2014 12:43 AM (5dxeo) Breast-spapo? fuck those guys, just do the best you can

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 01, 2014 08:56 PM (q0r5L)

312 Hi ont, yeah bit my nails to the quick! WTF

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2014 08:56 PM (VgMBx)

313 by the way, spekaing of things pronounced Porsche, anyone here know about the long-run durability of Porsche suvs? are they good for 100,000 or is that asking too much?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 08:57 PM (rDidD)

314 Lou's a girl !

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 08:57 PM (rDidD)

315 Beck on SNL Tonight. Real good stuff.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2014 08:58 PM (k2kWw)

316 Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 02, 2014 12:39 AM (R3gO3) Oh, I know! I wasn't trying to imply otherwise, and insomniac, neither was I implying that churches here do those things. I was raised in the Pentecostal church, very strictly, and I wouldn't trade that upbringing for anything. But conservatives the world over can take things too far, just as liberals go too far in the other direction.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 01, 2014 08:58 PM (Pfvig)

317 Want to enrage a lefty? Point out to them that back in 2008, Palin predicted that Putin would go after the Ukraine. Rub their noses in the fact that the snowbilly saw it clearer than Barry or any of the highly credentialed fools in his adminstration.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 08:59 PM (R3gO3)

318 Yay, baseball!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Posted by: logprof at March 01, 2014 11:52 PM (fOFYL) Commie!! :-) Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 02, 2014 12:44 AM (R3gO3) commie BASTARD!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 01, 2014 08:59 PM (Pfvig)

319 from WZ:

http://t.co/uCeQuUDbJz Ukrainian reports that Russian troops amassing at border near Senkovka, 143 miles outside Kiev pic.twitter.com/aTcxamRnZW

Â— Kevin Rothrock (@KevinRothrock) March 2, 2014

from a 9:30 post.

We're in the best of hands.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2014 08:59 PM (cHZB7)

320 #whatwouldchamberlaindo

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:00 PM (rDidD)

321 314 Lou's a girl ! Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2014 12:57 AM (rDidD) With bigger balls than most 'American' males. That's a compliment BTW.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 09:00 PM (MtC8f)

322 Maybe us Morons should start naming our children after the characters in the series Vikings.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 09:00 PM (MOXtS)

323 Cannot fkin believe I fkin got a part time job & these bastards want me to work full time! Serious? I can't do it! I don't want to, yet I so am stuck with it

Hi yankee

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2014 09:01 PM (VgMBx)

324 Got a SIL that's a LeLeche member, and BF her kids into the age of 6-7. It's a whackadoodle world when you go full LaLeche. My sisters and Brother in Law sent my Brother a Skirt for Christmas. He somehow lost his sense humor thatmwe were all raised with. Funny, that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 09:01 PM (ojnk6)

325 So Lou's a Girl, what sweat shop are you working at? Do they have openings nationwide?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 09:02 PM (MOXtS)

326 RWC, love you!!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2014 09:02 PM (VgMBx)

327 my dogs are barking at each other in their dreams, kinda.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:02 PM (rDidD)

328 lou!!!! Damn, I am having a hard time posting...

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 01, 2014 09:03 PM (Pfvig)

329 are they good for 100,000 or is that asking too much?

Hell a KIA good for 200,000. If a Porsche isn't better built than that something is very wrong.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 01, 2014 09:03 PM (TI3xG)

330 "They're so invested in the idea that JEF is some sort of super-genius, they can't bear to admit Putin is walking all over him."

Worse yet!

Admitting any of the failures of The Won *also* implies admitting that certain prominent prior critics of the man had been correct. For instance:

-- Someone claimed that Obamacare was going to turn out to be a disaster

sarahpalin

-- Someone predicted that Obamanomics and the "stimulus" package would turn out to be the biggest waste of borrowed money in the entire history of the nation

sarahpalin

-- Someone quite specifically predicted that Obama's spineless foreign policy stance and intent to sharply draw down the U.S. military would lead to Russia invading Ukrainian territory

sarahpalin

Over and over again with laser accuracy.

But for a liberal ever to admit that Sarah Palin had been right about ANYTHING, even once, much less repeatedly having been completely correct, entails cranium-bursting levels of cognitive dissonance. Error! Error! Does not compute! ::: smoke bursts from ears :::

Posted by: torquewrench at March 01, 2014 09:04 PM (gqT4g)

331 Damn, I am having a hard time postingÂ… Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 02, 2014 01:03 AM (Pfvig) Like I tell my wifeÂ…"It's ok, you're pretty."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2014 09:04 PM (0Rv66)

332 MissTammy! I was going to note your presence earlier but you have been kinda flighty with your in-n-out quick posting.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:04 PM (rDidD)

333 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2014 01:00 AM (MOXtS) Watching it again. I love this show. My buddy and I both texted 'dude, shut the hell up' when Ragnar was trying to have the best of both worlds.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 09:04 PM (MtC8f)

334 329 are they good for 100,000 or is that asking too much? ----------------------------------- Hell a KIA good for 200,000. If a Porsche isn't better built than that something is very wrong. Posted by: The Hickster at March 02, 2014 01:03 AM (TI3xG) My POS Nissan XTerra went for 200,000. And was style rolling. Never a problem with the engine, transmission, etc.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2014 09:05 PM (0Rv66)

335

"But conservatives the world over can take things too far, just as liberals go too far in the other direction."

True enough - but as long as they're not threatening to slit everyone else's throat or performing female circumcisions on their daughters, it's not my business.

I once knew a man who had been raised Amish and left the community. He was very torn. Part of him had hated that life and yet, he was a hard worker, very moral and honest - and he attributed that to his upbringing. He missed the closeness and warmth of that community and hated its' narrow horizons.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 09:05 PM (R3gO3)

336 But for a liberal ever to admit that Sarah Palin had been right about ANYTHING, even once, much less repeatedly having been completely correct, entails cranium-bursting levels of cognitive dissonance. Error! Error! Does not compute! ::: smoke bursts from ears ::: Posted by: torquewrench 1. party of science 2. never wrong

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:06 PM (rDidD)

337 326 RWC, love you!!! Posted by: lou's a girl at March 02, 2014 01:02 AM (VgMBx)

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 09:06 PM (MtC8f)

338 Lou's a girl ! Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2014 12:57 AM (rDidD) With bigger balls than most 'American' males. That's a compliment BTW. Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 01:00 AM (MtC8f) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg

Posted by: The Ballsy Hat at March 01, 2014 09:06 PM (AymDN)

339 And I know smileys aren't the norm.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 09:06 PM (MtC8f)

340 You guys won't believe this shit, I am shocked!! I got a fkin job where I work for the government, still really shocked! I'm shocked Cotton!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2014 09:07 PM (VgMBx)

341 I shamelessly stole that torquewrench, and reposted it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2014 09:07 PM (0Rv66)

342 Hell a KIA good for 200,000. If a Porsche isn't better built than that something is very wrong. Posted by: The Hickster at March 02, 2014 01:03 AM (TI3xG) My POS Nissan XTerra went for 200,000. And was style rolling. Never a problem with the engine, transmission, etc. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible I believe they should be but their experience is not so much durability as it is speed and handling. I was wondering if any of y'all knew.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:07 PM (rDidD)

343 BC, so are you going to be at Epcot for dinner?

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 09:08 PM (MtC8f)

344 Congrats on the job, Miss Lou.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 01, 2014 09:08 PM (0AKks)

345 Yeah Ragnar was trying to be a Viking pimp-daddy with two squeezes.

- - -
The ones who say that Czar Vlad the First got punked have to say that. They have elevated a mortal to a deity to affirm how they view themselves. These people are a few hamsters short of a cage because they have so invested their ego and self-worth into their cause.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 09:08 PM (MOXtS)

346 Breast-spapo?

fuck those guys, just do the best you can

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 02, 2014 12:56 AM (q0r5L)

breastapo = breast feeding nazis. I know... Godwin's law... but I heard it from a friend and it's kinda catchy.

And thanks. luckily, I'm all done with the bottle for both. Unfortunately, that means I've moved on to receiving unrequested advice about preschool and leading questions about why I haven't returned to work yet

Posted by: not the mama at March 01, 2014 09:09 PM (5dxeo)

347 Posted by: The Ballsy Hat at March 02, 2014 01:06 AM (AymDN) Ha. Nice. Haven't heard that in a loooong time.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 09:09 PM (MtC8f)

348 who invents names? Not even close to the worst I've seen.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 01, 2014 09:10 PM (dJcew)

349 by the way, those new hyundaids and kias are looking pretty good. someone parked a kia without any badges in front of our building a while ago and lots of people were stopping and looking trying to figure out what it was. eventually the hubcaps gave it away.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:10 PM (rDidD)

350 Mike Ramirez taking a cheerleader to prom? Meh. He'd have a much better chance of post-prom sex if he took one of his teachers.

Posted by: Prom King at March 01, 2014 09:10 PM (0F6Sg)

351 I wonder if moms will be required to put food labels on their breasts in order to comply with the new $2 billion dollar Obama/FDA labeling program. I am hereby offering my services to the FDA to help them comply with the boobeh label applications

Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2014 09:11 PM (aTXUx)

352

lou's a girl at March 02, 2014 01:07 AM (VgMBx)

Oh, no! You've joined the Dark Side!

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 09:11 PM (R3gO3)

353 "I shamelessly stole that torquewrench, and reposted it."

I want residuals. Payable in ampersands. Have your people call my people.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 01, 2014 09:11 PM (gqT4g)

354 Torquewrench and BCochran

Talking about 'Does not compute'
http://youtu.be/QqCiw0wD44U

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 09:11 PM (MOXtS)

355 Not even close to the worst I've seen. Posted by: Brother Cavil agreed, however, "porsha" has the misfortune of looking less like an attempt at an original name and more like it was selected by an illiterate or someone too lazy to google the spelling.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:12 PM (rDidD)

356 343 BC, so are you going to be at Epcot for dinner? Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 01:08 AM (MtC8f) Not sure. We're going straight to Elsa and Anna, but I hear that's a nightmare. That you can be stuck there hours and hours. Not quite that bad with Belle, which is where we're headed next. I think the plan is that mom, dad, sis and her boy are just gonna do their own thing while we wait. If we wanted to do one or tow other things, I could see it pushing well into the afternoon.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2014 09:12 PM (0Rv66)

357 >>>Maybe us Morons should start naming our children after the characters in the series Vikings. <<<

Just had to look up "Lagertha", for uh, scientific reasons... found this on wiki.

"(Katheryn) Winnick was born in Etobicoke, Ontario and is of Ukrainian descent. She spoke Ukrainian as her first language and did not begin speaking English until she was age 8. Winnick began training in martial arts at age 7 and obtained her first black belt at 13. By age 21, she had started three martial arts schools."

Damn! Bet she could go do some damage over there.

And she's 36?!?! Never would have guessed she was "that old"

Posted by: Hate Miser at March 01, 2014 09:12 PM (UIxS+)

358 340 You guys won't believe this shit, I am shocked!! I got a fkin job where I work for the government, still really shocked! I'm shocked Cotton!! Posted by: lou's a girl at March 02, 2014 01:07 AM (VgMBx) Take pics of how many portraits of TFG are looking over you. Or is this a State/Local .gov job?

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 09:12 PM (MtC8f)

359 Gettin' sleepy. Goodnight horde.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 09:12 PM (R3gO3)

360 'Lo, 'rons.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 09:13 PM (T1005)

361 This way outside my swimlane, but is there some negative bias in the Hispanic community wtr to breastfeeding?

Posted by: Jean at March 01, 2014 09:13 PM (4JkHl)

362 Evening again all. Everyone well? Glad Minx.cc got it together.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 02, 2014 12:54 AM (ojnk6)

evening.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 09:14 PM (ga+7c)

363 well, putin wants ukraine for their food production, warm water ports and effin hot women. ugliest man in ukraine is twice s hot as prettiest girl in russia.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:14 PM (rDidD)

364 True enough - but as long as they're not threatening to slit everyone else's throat or performing female circumcisions on their daughters, it's not my business. Somehow I seem to be coming across as anti-conservative church, and I assure you, nothing could be further from the truth! I just meant that if you drew a line in Islam, the traditional, conservative muzzies are the ones bagging the women and the more moderate, liberal ones let them drive, vote, etc. Just as conservative churches here are going to be stricter, whereas you get liberal churches that are so lax I'm not sure why they even call themselves churches. Did not in any way, shape,or form mean to imply, infer, or insinuate that a strict conservative church here would be as extreme as any extreme branch of Islam. Fingers crossed that this third attempt posts!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 01, 2014 09:14 PM (Pfvig)

365 Sons a bitches bumpkisses

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2014 09:14 PM (VgMBx)

366 Yo Supposedly Godzilla steps on my building early on I'll be cheering him on

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 01, 2014 09:15 PM (VIo0S)

367 358 RWC, at this point I just don't know

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2014 09:15 PM (VgMBx)

368 well, putin wants ukraine for their food production, warm water ports and effin hot women. ugliest man in ukraine is twice s hot as prettiest girl in russia.

The fuck you say?

Posted by: Maria Sharapova at March 01, 2014 09:18 PM (hO9ad)

369 Tammy, no worries, I got where you're coming from!

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 09:18 PM (R3gO3)

370 True enough - but as long as they're not threatening to slit everyone else's throat or performing female circumcisions on their daughters, it's not my business. Somehow I seem to be coming across as anti-conservative church, and I assure you, nothing could be further from the truth! I just meant that if you drew a line in Islam, the traditional, conservative muzzies are the ones bagging the women and the more moderate, liberal ones let them drive, vote, etc. Just as conservative churches here are going to be stricter, whereas you get liberal churches that are so lax I'm not sure why they even call themselves churches. Did not in any way, shape,or form mean to imply, infer, or insinuate that a strict conservative church here would be as extreme as any extreme branch of Islam. Fingers crossed that this third attempt posts! Posted by: Tammy well why would anyone, conservative or not, want their womens to look like ruth buzzi?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:19 PM (rDidD)

371 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2014 01:12 AM (0Rv66) Reason I was asking is I was going to try and set something up for you and the family.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 09:19 PM (MtC8f)

372 Is it ok to talk about the season premier of vikings? I don't want to spoil it, so don't read this if you haven't watched it yet:

Does anybody else think the whole Ragnar family situation is not believable? Would he really need to get permission from his wife to have another woman in his house, or even another wife? Would it even be an option for his wife to leave? Would it even be an option for her to take his son (his first-born, healthy, not that young son? I'll admit I'm no expert on vikings but those situations just seem anachronistic to me.

Posted by: not the mama at March 01, 2014 09:19 PM (5dxeo)

373 Ruth Buzzi or Ruth Bader-Gizzard?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 09:19 PM (MOXtS)

374 agreed, however, "porsha" has the misfortune of looking less like an attempt at an original name and more like it was selected by an illiterate or someone too lazy to google the spelling. I can at least credit them with attempting a name that has a history and meaning. I see too many that are just jumbles of syllables and apostrophes with no history or meaning. It's a sadly fitting symbol for what's happened to them, I fear.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 01, 2014 09:19 PM (dJcew)

375 ]Fingers crossed that this third attempt posts! Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 02, 2014 01:14 AM (Pfvig) It's okÂ….you're pretty.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2014 09:20 PM (0Rv66)

376 maria sharapova is pretty attractive, light years ahead of kate hudson, but she is a piker compared a ukrainan s

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:20 PM (rDidD)

377 367 358 RWC, at this point I just don't know Posted by: lou's a girl at March 02, 2014 01:15 AM (VgMBx) Well, take heart that you're working to pay for layabouts!

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 09:20 PM (MtC8f)

378 It's a sadly fitting symbol for what's happened to them, I fear. Posted by: Brother Cavil even worse, it is a resume wrecker

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:21 PM (rDidD)

379 So Putin ain't much of a hockey guru and TFG ain't much of a foreign policy wonk. LIVs, you chose... poorly. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 02, 2014 12:52 AM (cHZB7) It's the "Jerry Jones" effect. When people get power and think they are experts on everything, they think that they know how to put together a sports team. I saw this when I worked in sports from one of the owners of the team I worked with. The coach would come up with a list of players he wanted and bring it to me to make it happen. We would put it together and the owner would come in and want to make all kinds of changes. He had no idea what was needed, but he liked to hang out with some of the players, and he wanted to play fantasy owner. It drove us crazy. Putin did it because if it worked, he would get all the credit. It's been 22 years since they won the gold medal, and he thought if they won it on their home soil, he would get all the glory. Didn't work.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, used to be MrCaniac at March 01, 2014 09:22 PM (HxSXm)

380

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 02, 2014 01:01 AM (VgMBx)

congrats on the job.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 09:22 PM (ga+7c)

381 352 Donna, I half-assed put my application in, was so surprised when after I avoided the phone calls, they actually texted me for an interview, it didnt go well at all. And wtf, they hired me. So as a good Christian girl, I put it in Gods grace for me, And they Love me? Come on man

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2014 09:22 PM (VgMBx)

382 even worse, it is a resume wrecker Most of the ones I see with those names will probably never have a 'resume'. Or know what one is. Or why it matters. Culture. It matters.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 01, 2014 09:23 PM (dJcew)

383 Reason I was asking is I was going to try and set something up for you and the family. Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 01:19 AM (MtC8f) I really appreciate that. The wife and I take our drunken midgets and head straight meeting Elsa and Anna. I believe my parents and sister are headed The Test Track. After Elsa and Anna, we're gonna try to find and see Belle.'

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2014 09:23 PM (0Rv66)

384 I read (well, actually I listened to the book on CD while commuting to and from work) Jared Diamond's "The World Before Yesterday" where he compared a lot of traditional societies to modern western society.

One of the things he talked about was breast feeding. Apparently in traditional societies, children breast feed about every 14 minutes for a minute or two at a time. Children also breast feed from their mother while she is sleeping. Obviously these mothers do not have 8 to 5 office jobs but apparently they are able to dig up roots or what ever sort of hunting and gathering they do despite the frequent interruptions.

I am not sure that this information adds anything to the discussion but you can file it away as stuff some guy said on the internet.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 01, 2014 09:23 PM (PD6iL)

385

Posted by: Maria Sharapova at March 02, 2014 01:18 AM (hO9ad)

call me.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 09:24 PM (ga+7c)

386 368 well, putin wants ukraine for their food production, warm water ports and effin hot women. ugliest man in ukraine is twice s hot as prettiest girl in russia. The fuck you say? Posted by: Maria Sharapova at March 02, 2014 01:18 AM (hO9ad) --In Russia there are no ugly women . . . only not enough vodka!

Posted by: logprof at March 01, 2014 09:25 PM (fOFYL)

387 maria sharapova is pretty attractive, light years ahead of kate hudson, but she is a piker compared a ukrainan s Posted by: yankeefifth

When Putin cuts off the webcam traffic, then the US will react.

Posted by: Jean at March 01, 2014 09:25 PM (4JkHl)

388 Still can't believe the young cashier at Wal-Mart who was of color and her name was Latrina.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 09:26 PM (MOXtS)

389 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2014 01:23 AM (0Rv66) That's in Epcot right?

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 09:27 PM (MtC8f)

390 You're shittin' me?

Posted by: guy reading Latrina's job application at March 01, 2014 09:31 PM (UIxS+)

391 Sorry guys, just realized i sound as un-grateful as hell. But I am just a special snowflake, and got a job I really did not want, but I will kick its ass & take names

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2014 09:31 PM (VgMBx)

392 388 Still can't believe the young cashier at Wal-Mart who was of color and her name was Latrina. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2014 01:26 AM (MOXtS) Dollars to donuts she believes it means 'Nubian Princess.'

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 09:32 PM (MtC8f)

393 That's in Epcot right? Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 01:27 AM (MtC8f) Yup. No idea how long we'll be there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2014 09:33 PM (0Rv66)

394 Sorry guys, just realized i sound as un-grateful as hell. But I am just a special snowflake, and got a job I really did not want, but I will kick its ass & take names Posted by: lou's a girl you realize where you are, this it not the eat pray love thread.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:33 PM (rDidD)

395 340 You guys won't believe this shit, I am shocked!! I got a fkin job where I work for the government, still really shocked!

Noble government employee or evil member of the military-industrial complex?

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at March 01, 2014 09:33 PM (U82Km)

396 did the hamster's go shit the cage again?

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 09:33 PM (ga+7c)

397 391 Sorry guys, just realized i sound as un-grateful as hell. But I am just a special snowflake, and got a job I really did not want, but I will kick its ass & take names Posted by: lou's a girl at March 02, 2014 01:31 AM (VgMBx) Well, there goes the promotion.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 09:34 PM (MtC8f)

398 as bad as parents gving their kids mad up names it is even worse when you find someone who has had multiple names not outta some criminal / alias need but rather because they were changing their name to be cool.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:36 PM (rDidD)

399 Yup. No idea how long we'll be there. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2014 01:33 AM (0Rv66) Well, already messaged him..not sure where it will go but check here tomorrow. Good place to relax and the kids loved it.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 09:36 PM (MtC8f)

400 Alright, I'm out. The email should be in my sig in case anyone wants it. Night!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2014 09:37 PM (0Rv66)

401 who does maintenance in middle of the most important thread? it is like stopping and starting in the middle of a money shot to adjust the lighting.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:37 PM (rDidD)

402 391 If you walk into a .Gov job with that attitude, this will probably not end well. Private sector would appreciste this attitude. Gov, not so much. Been there and done that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 09:38 PM (ojnk6)

403 Well, already messaged him..not sure where it will go but check here tomorrow. Good place to relax and the kids loved it. Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 01:36 AM (MtC8f) Hey I appreciate that man. Thanks. What, exactly should I tell the wife to look out for?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2014 09:39 PM (0Rv66)

404

lou's a girl: hey, I was kidding. I'm glad you got a job in this economy. I'd rather a moronette got a gubmint job rather than some layabout.

Anna Puma: Latrina is helped by the ignorance of her peers. Given today's educational system, I wouldn't be surprised if she has never heard of a latrine. If she decides to move up from the cashier position at some point, she'll feel mortified by her name.

The worst one I've heard was a single mother at my hospital who had to be told it would be a bad idea to name her daughter Vagina. She had only heard the slang terms for the female sex organ. She thought vagina was a pretty sounding word and had no idea what it meant.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 09:39 PM (R3gO3)

405 Y5, 404Care IT professionals.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 09:39 PM (MOXtS)

406 Haha, Love you guys! Truth really is, so did not think I would get this job, I did, and plan on making the best of it. This is a really good thing for me & hubby!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2014 09:39 PM (VgMBx)

407 Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2014 01:36 AM (rDidD) I pick and choose how cultures define my name. Best one I have is 'Brave Victory Protector.' Some meanings have 'poet' so I'm cultured.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 09:40 PM (MtC8f)

408 Donna V.
...

*hides under the desk*

SMOD why have you forsaken us?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 09:40 PM (MOXtS)

409 is someone ever going to have a discussion about the merits of ilitary spending vs food stamp spending. if your money goes to military spending you get to have some of the coolest stuff ever made built with your money to do stuff for you in an emergency. if your money gets spent as food stamp money you get nothin.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:41 PM (rDidD)

410 Sorry guys, just realized i sound as un-grateful as hell. But I am just a special snowflake, and got a job I really did not want, but I will kick its ass & take names Posted by: lou's a girl at March 02, 2014 01:31 AM (VgMBx) Congrats on the job. If only most people had that attitude of making the most of what you get, we'd be better off as a country!

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2014 09:41 PM (AymDN)

411 406 Good deal, Lou's. Be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 09:42 PM (ojnk6)

412 But don't get me wrong, they fuck with you guys, and my gloves will come off

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2014 09:42 PM (VgMBx)

413 Y5, 404Care IT professionals. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:42 PM (rDidD)

414 Yeah, not really into the name meaning thing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 01, 2014 09:42 PM (0AKks)

415 But don't get me wrong, they fuck with you guys, and my gloves will come off Posted by: lou's a girl at March 02, 2014 01:42 AM (VgMBx) Dare we ask who "they" are?

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2014 09:43 PM (AymDN)

416 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 02, 2014 01:39 AM (0Rv66) Are you going to be on here tomorrow? (Or will you check your sig email) The restaurant is Via Napoli in Epcot. I just messaged them on FB so hope to hear from them tomorrow. (Messaged the owners, not the restaurant.)

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 09:43 PM (MtC8f)

417 Re: Ukranian women and hotness, Mrs. Crank comes from Ukranian Jewish stock and is very much teh sexy. No pics for you pervs.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 01, 2014 09:43 PM (R+XDI)

418 Dare we ask who "they" are? Posted by: The Political Hat at March 02, 2014 project blue book

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:44 PM (rDidD)

419 The worst one I've heard was a single mother at my hospital who had to be told it would be a bad idea to name her daughter Vagina. She had only heard the slang terms for the female sex organ. She thought vagina was a pretty sounding word and had no idea what it meant.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 02, 2014 01:39 AM (R3gO3)

And yet we expect an asteroid to sacrifice itself on a planet rapidly approaching "nothing worth shitting on" status.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2014 09:44 PM (FMbng)

420 No pics for you pervs. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone got any naked pictures of your wife? wanna see some?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:45 PM (rDidD)

421

Actually, I'm surprised rad fems don't name their girls vagina. They're so proud of having one. And they think all the non-vagina'ed people are evil and bad. It's the only thing that matters to them so why not name their kid after their most - their only -valued bodily part?

Perhaps because they don't have daughters?

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 09:45 PM (R3gO3)

422 The worst one I've heard was a single mother at my hospital who had to be told it would be a bad idea to name her daughter Vagina. She had only heard the slang terms for the female sex organ. She thought vagina was a pretty sounding word and had no idea what it meant. Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 02, 2014 01:39 AM (R3gO3) And yet we expect an asteroid to sacrifice itself on a planet rapidly approaching "nothing worth shitting on" status. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division in her defense she was pronouncing it with a hard "g"

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:46 PM (rDidD)

423 Are you going to be on here tomorrow? (Or will you check your sig email) The restaurant is Via Napoli in Epcot. I just messaged them on FB so hope to hear from them tomorrow. (Messaged the owners, not the restaurant.) Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 01:43 AM (MtC8f) I'll def check my sig email. The best bet is to call me. If you're cool with that, email me and we'll get it set up. I'm looking at their hours now. We'll def be there during the lunch hours, but I'm not sure about dinner.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2014 09:46 PM (0Rv66)

424 in her defense she was pronouncing it with a hard "g"

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2014 01:46 AM (rDidD)

yeah, that makes it better. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2014 09:47 PM (FMbng)

425 The worst one I've heard was a single mother at my hospital who had to be told it would be a bad idea to name her daughter Vagina. She had only heard the slang terms for the female sex organ. She thought vagina was a pretty sounding word and had no idea what it meant. Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 02, 2014 01:39 AM (R3gO3) or it may have been the spanish intrepretation "go gina!"

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 09:47 PM (rDidD)

426 ALright, I have GOT to try and get some sleep. Oh, there are several pictures of my wearing the mouse ears. If she hasn't given them up already, badger AtC until she does.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 01, 2014 09:49 PM (0Rv66)

427 it is even worse when you find someone who has had multiple names not outta some criminal / alias need but rather because they were changing their name to be cool. Posted by: yankeefifth Now you tell me ...

Posted by: Trout Fishing in America at March 01, 2014 09:52 PM (uctT+)

428 'I just met a girl named Va-geena...'

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2014 09:53 PM (y2hKT)

429 The asshole making 90 minute phone calls must have a ton of stuff to say, no? No! Although, I would rather have Ukrainians as allies than Iraqis or 14th century block-heads from Afghanistan! Let's consult our dance cards and change partners... again.. http://tinyurl.com/m6ngfhp

Posted by: and irresolute at March 01, 2014 09:54 PM (RqHWH)

430 I just found out that if you search YouTube for "xx__greatest__hits" you can often come up with an entire concert or album. I just watched/listened to most of Adele at Abbott Hall. Is this something that everyone but me knew about?

Posted by: shredded chi at March 01, 2014 09:57 PM (E70Gb)

431 Night ONT. yeah , I'm a drunk bitch and? Just joshing, Love y'all !

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2014 09:59 PM (VgMBx)

432 Dammit! Are they cutting out Legartha?

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 09:59 PM (MtC8f)

433 Night Lou.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 10:00 PM (MtC8f)

434 But yeah, I'm drunk as a skunk!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 01, 2014 10:00 PM (VgMBx)

435 431 Take care, Lou. Be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 10:01 PM (ojnk6)

436 Here , meet my daughters Chardonay, Champagne, and Chablis.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 10:02 PM (MtC8f)

437 But yeah, I'm drunk as a skunk!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 02, 2014 02:00 AM (VgMBx)

I was getting there, but the bottle of mead ran dry. Damn I need to learn how to make that stuff.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2014 10:03 PM (FMbng)

438 434 But yeah, I'm drunk as a skunk! Posted by: lou's a girl at March 02, 2014 02:00 AM (VgMBx) Turn off the webcam.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 10:03 PM (MtC8f)

439 436 Here , meet my daughters Chardonay, Champagne, and Chablis. Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 02:02 AM (MtC8f) Hide posts from (MtC8f)

One of the places I was a Corporate Controller, a customer's Accounts Payable person was named Remy Martin.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 10:05 PM (T1005)

440 438 Always tape over the Webcam.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 10:05 PM (ojnk6)

441 You are being lied to about the Ukraine.

Posted by: Geminon at March 01, 2014 10:05 PM (EszTV)

442 Night Lou!

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2014 10:06 PM (AymDN)

443 Bers, are you really drinking mead? I am starting to think you are going full viking on us. not that that is a bad thing, I am a big fan of vikings.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 10:07 PM (rDidD)

444 WWIII for a bunch of Nazis in the Ukraine is not worth it.

Posted by: Nothing but the truth at March 01, 2014 10:07 PM (XcQUE)

445 The right is being played big time by events in the Ukraine. It is a plot by Soros and Saudi Arabia to seize the natural resources of the Ukraine under the guise of IMF loans. The Ulsterman Report reveals part of the story. http://tinyurl.com/nvqqptc A leader of the Svoboda party is even asking for Chechen al-Qaeda fighters to help them. http://tinyurl.com/nkhx8rt You are all being played by Fox News, the Neocons, Soros and the Saudis. Many Israelis I know are supporting Russia against the Ukrainian Neo-Nazis. Jews in Odessa are joining Pro-Russian groups in hopes of intervention against the Svoboda regime. Please do the research and do not fall for the propaganda spreading among conservative outlets.

Posted by: Geminon at March 01, 2014 10:08 PM (EszTV)

446 does anyone think redoing the food content labels on packaging is going to make a difference? If you did not care and or get it before the new label is not gonna make a difference.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 10:09 PM (rDidD)

447 444 Should I be "concerned" about a post like this?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 10:10 PM (ojnk6)

448 443 WWIII for a bunch of Nazis in the Ukraine is not worth it. Posted by: Nothing but the truth at March 02, 2014 02:07 AM (XcQUE) I'm sorry, do have ships in harms way? We have a pussy comment by the CinC. Where do you think WWIII will start?

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 10:11 PM (MtC8f)

449 Dare we ask who "they" are? Posted by: The Political Hat at March 02, 2014 project blue book Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2014 01:44 AM (rDidD) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6BAm1O7Hio

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2014 10:12 PM (AymDN)

450 444, 445 Wow, fast zap as far as what I saw. Thank you, Mods.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 10:12 PM (ojnk6)

451 444 does anyone think redoing the food content labels on packaging is going to make a difference? If you did not care and or get it before the new label is not gonna make a difference. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2014 02:09 AM (rDidD) The .gov never told me that eating a bacon sandwich dipped in scrapple juice topped with a fried egg could be detrimental to my health. So suck it up taxpayers! I need to be paid!

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 10:14 PM (MtC8f)

452 We have a pussy comment by the CinC. Where do you think WWIII will start? Posted by: RWC Don't bother; it's Hector or a fellow traveler.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 01, 2014 10:14 PM (uctT+)

453 444 Should I be "concerned" about a post like this? Posted by: ManWithNoParty ?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 10:15 PM (rDidD)

454 Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2014 02:14 AM (uctT+) Noted. And i guess it got zapped quixk.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 10:16 PM (MtC8f)

455 Quick. Quixk is the new Kaboom!.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 10:16 PM (MtC8f)

456 444 >>Should I be "concerned" about a post like this? Posted by: ManWithNoParty ? Posted by: yankeefifth The hazards of referring to posts by number when trolls are being smashed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 01, 2014 10:17 PM (uctT+)

457

>>>The .gov never told me that eating a bacon sandwich dipped in scrapple juice topped with a fried egg could be detrimental to my health.<<<

I'm hungry.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 10:18 PM (ga+7c)

458 Bers, are you really drinking mead? I am starting to think you are going full viking on us. not that that is a bad thing, I am a big fan of vikings.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2014 02:07 AM (rDidD)

I think I went full viking years ago. Being a viking metal/folk metal/death metal guitar player probably didn't help matters. Somebody got me a bottle of viking blod mead around the holidays as a joke, because I always say one day I'm going to build a metal themed mead hall as my man cave. Anyway, that shit is great, so I get a bottle every so often, and I had the last glass tonight. A tad pricey though at $30 a bottle, so I pace myself. Its the weekend so I was due. Damn I need to learn how to make it, I need a gallon a month. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2014 10:18 PM (FMbng)

459 451 There briefly was a rather interesting post. It was killed with lightning like quickness by the Mods. It would not have ended well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 10:19 PM (ojnk6)

460 >>>The .gov never told me that eating a bacon sandwich dipped in scrapple juice topped with a fried egg could be detrimental to my health.<<< I'm hungry. Posted by: rich@gmu at March 02, 2014 02:18 AM (ga+7c) You had me at "bacon"

Posted by: The Baconlicious Hat at March 01, 2014 10:19 PM (AymDN)

461 Is it just me, or did it get all ozone-y in here?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 10:20 PM (T1005)

462 421 Actually, I'm surprised rad fems don't name their girls vagina.
Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 02, 2014 01:45 AM (R3gO3)
My bologna has a first name.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 01, 2014 10:20 PM (YgTB4)

463 I'm hungry. Posted by: rich@gmu at March 02, 2014 02:18 AM (ga+7c) Order a Papa John's Cheeseburger pizza. You won't be hungry after that. (Because you can't stomach anything)

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 10:21 PM (MtC8f)

464 Is it just me, or did it get all ozone-y in here? Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2014 02:20 AM (T1005) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfIj9_-fGQk

Posted by: The Hypervalent Hat at March 01, 2014 10:21 PM (AymDN)

465 456 Bers, are you really drinking mead? I am starting
to think you are going full viking on us. not that that is a bad thing,
I am a big fan of vikings.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2014 02:07 AM (rDidD)

I think I went full viking years ago. Being a viking metal/folk metal/death metal guitar player probably didn't help matters. Somebody got me a bottle of viking blod mead around the holidays as a joke, because I always say one day I'm going to build a metal themed mead hall as my man cave. Anyway, that shit is great, so I get a bottle every so often, and I had the last glass tonight. A tad pricey though at $30 a bottle, so I pace myself. Its the weekend so I was due. Damn I need to learn how to make it, I need a gallon a month. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2014 02:18 AM (FMbng) Hide posts from (FMbng)

If you can make beer, you can make mead. And, BTW, the difficulty with making beer isn't technical, it's logistics.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 10:21 PM (T1005)

466 It was killed with lightning like quickness by the Mods. It would not have ended well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 02, 2014 02:19 AM (ojnk6)

oh.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 10:21 PM (ga+7c)

467 461 Blech...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 10:22 PM (ojnk6)

468 That's okay lou.

pretty soon we'll all be working for the government.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 01, 2014 10:23 PM (LSDdO)

469 Order a Papa John's Cheeseburger pizza.

You won't be hungry after that.

(Because you can't stomach anything)

Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 02:21 AM (MtC8f)

lol. was that you that made that mistake? recall someone mentioning it in the comments.

could make a run to the ihop but i'm not here for much longer and have some left over ihop in the fridge.

(lazy!)

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 10:23 PM (ga+7c)

470 Goddam shame that the very people who were being accused of being a troll and were the recipients of a vigorous campaign to ban just last month are now the self-anointed chairmen of the new vigilance commitee

Posted by: MAx at March 01, 2014 10:26 PM (b7yum)

471 agreed, however, "porsha" has the misfortune of looking less like an attempt at an original name and more like it was selected by an illiterate or someone too lazy to google the spelling. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2014 01:12 AM (rDidD) A stripper name, if ever there was one. Or, so I am told.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2014 10:26 PM (yDmQD)

472 If you can make beer, you can make mead. And, BTW, the difficulty with making beer isn't technical, it's logistics. Posted by: cthulhu In the case of mead, the difficulty is the cost of honey. 10, 15lbs of honey is ain't cheap.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 01, 2014 10:27 PM (uctT+)

473 pretty soon we'll all be working for the government.

*looks at paystub*

*notes fed withholding amount*

....we already ARE...

Posted by: JeanQ at March 01, 2014 10:27 PM (82lr7)

474 A stripper name, if ever there was one. Or, so I am told. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2014 02:26 AM (yDmQD) I'd buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: The Dollar Hat at March 01, 2014 10:27 PM (AymDN)

475 Posted by: rich@gmu at March 02, 2014 02:23 AM (ga+7c) No. I have seen the commercial and will never order that abomination. (But i think you are correct that someone here ordered it.)

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 10:28 PM (MtC8f)

476 No No. I meant getting PAID by the government.

Because all the jobs will be in India and China except for the ones here being done by the illegals.

And the bankers and arbitrageurs.

Once they figure out how to off shore the farmers, we're all screwed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 01, 2014 10:29 PM (LSDdO)

477 Posted by: MAx at March 02, 2014 02:26 AM (b7yum) Huh? Who?

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 10:30 PM (MtC8f)

478 Time to bail. Night all.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 10:30 PM (ojnk6)

479 If you can make beer, you can make mead. And, BTW, the difficulty with making beer isn't technical, it's logistics.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2014 02:21 AM (T1005)

I did read up a little on it. It don't seem "too" hard. The thing that sucks is it takes 6 months before its drinkable at all, and really a year before its worth a shit. You would have to make a batch every month to keep yourself supplied.

Then again....if I had a mead hall......and some tall blond chicks to tend to a few big ass vats....hmm....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2014 10:32 PM (FMbng)

480 This is, BTW, the second anniversary of Andrew Breitbart's death.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 10:34 PM (T1005)

481 Remember all troolls are Avg Joe.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 10:34 PM (MOXtS)

482

night MWNP

Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 02:28 AM (MtC8f)

saw it too and already not a burger guy and just the thought of it killed my appetite

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 10:34 PM (ga+7c)

483 Bitter Clinger--yeah, but I couldn't resist.

Forward, comrade, to soviet Amerika!

Everyone has job, everyone gets ration. Is glorious future.

Posted by: JeanQ at March 01, 2014 10:35 PM (82lr7)

484 479 Remember all troolls are Avg Joe. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 02, 2014 02:34 AM (MOXtS) Again,..,when do you sleep??? :^)

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 10:36 PM (MtC8f)

485 470
If you can make beer, you can make mead. And, BTW, the difficulty with making beer isn't technical, it's logistics.
Posted by: cthulhu

In the case of mead, the difficulty is the cost of honey. 10, 15lbs of honey is ain't cheap. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2014 02:27 AM (uctT+) Hide posts from (uctT+)

That would be an indication that step 1 should be "befriend a beekeeper."

Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 10:37 PM (T1005)

486 You had me at "bacon"

Posted by: The Baconlicious Hat at March 02, 2014 02:19 AM (AymDN)

lol.

i'm setting a goal of getting on the wall of shame. "Baconlicious". inspired.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 10:37 PM (ga+7c)

487 478 This is, BTW, the second anniversary of Andrew Breitbart's death. Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2014 02:34 AM (T1005) He still lives.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 10:37 PM (MtC8f)

488 His persona/courage still lives.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 10:38 PM (MtC8f)

489 His persona/courage still lives.

Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 02:38 AM (MtC8f)

seconded.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 10:40 PM (ga+7c)

490 486 His persona/courage still lives. Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 02:38 AM (MtC8f) Hide posts from (MtC8f)

True enough -- and I'm glad as hell that O'Keefe is still twisting their knickers. But he lives through being remembered -- http://tinyurl.com/m5jv4fs .

Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 10:40 PM (T1005)

491 Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 02:28 AM (MtC8f) saw it too and already not a burger guy and just the thought of it killed my appetite Posted by: rich@gmu at March 02, 2014 02:34 AM (ga+7c) Pickles with chunk tomatoes and a zesty 'burger sauce.' WINNING! Who the hell thought that up?

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 10:41 PM (MtC8f)

492 Night all. Here is "Radioactive" by The Firm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtJmVDoY904

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2014 10:42 PM (AymDN)

493 489 Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 02:28 AM (MtC8f)

saw it too and already not a burger guy and just the thought of it killed my appetite
Posted by: rich@gmu at March 02, 2014 02:34 AM (ga+7c)

Pickles with chunk tomatoes and a zesty 'burger sauce.'

WINNING!

Who the hell thought that up? Posted by: RWC at March 02, 2014 02:41 AM (MtC8f) Hide posts from (MtC8f)

Posted by: CO stoner sheepishly raising hand at March 01, 2014 10:42 PM (T1005)

494 I would love to have some land, a small apple orchard and a few beehives. Homemade mead and cider

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 01, 2014 10:42 PM (lr3d7)

495 Great line from Ragnar to Bjorn.. 'Who told you you should be happy.'

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 10:42 PM (MtC8f)

496 Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 02, 2014 02:42 AM (lr3d7) All I want is land. The rest will come.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 10:44 PM (MtC8f)

497

Posted by: CO stoner sheepishly raising hand at March 02, 2014 02:42 AM (T1005)

have an herb cockie! the pizza was uninspired.

f'in pickles.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 10:44 PM (ga+7c)

498 Favorite Breitbart Memory-- CPAC 2012:

preview.tinyurl.com/lwj7mz5

Posted by: JeanQ at March 01, 2014 10:45 PM (82lr7)

499 whoa, that is an odd typo...cookie!

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 10:45 PM (ga+7c)

500 I did read up a little on it. It don't seem "too" hard. The thing that sucks is it takes 6 months before its drinkable at all, and really a year before its worth a shit. You would have to make a batch every month to keep yourself supplied. Then again....if I had a mead hall......and some tall blond chicks to tend to a few big ass vats....hmm.... Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division do you have enough space to have a dozen casks of mead aging in sequence? cool if you do. long lead, especially if you find you have to tweak your recipe after your first is ready. 11 more coming down the pike not to your liking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 10:49 PM (rDidD)

501 And i'm sorry, I hate putting people on a pedestal but Breitbart was a rare ocurrence. He knew how to fight them at their own game.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 10:49 PM (MtC8f)

502 no need to be sorry. he was great and we need more like him.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 10:58 PM (ga+7c)

503 an alter cockie?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 01, 2014 11:00 PM (LSDdO)

504 really stepped in it with that typo.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 11:01 PM (ga+7c)

505 That's cackie.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 01, 2014 11:03 PM (LSDdO)

506 do you have enough space to have a dozen casks of mead aging in sequence? cool if you do. long lead, especially if you find you have to tweak your recipe after your first is ready. 11 more coming down the pike not to your liking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2014 02:49 AM (rDidD)

Well from what I have read you can make it in 5 gallon batches which should give around 25 bottles, so really 2 batches a year would do it. I think its about $3-4 a bottle when you are done, which is way better than $30. I didn't read too deep into it, but it seems you can tweak it a bit as its aging, but I'm not sure. There seems to be some good recipes out there, so I would think it would be halfway decent on the first run, unless something tragic happens. I don't know, I just want a shitload of it. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2014 11:03 PM (FMbng)

507

>>>Pro-Russian populations in several eastern and southern cities across Ukraine took to the streets on Saturday to voice their opposition to the new interim government in Kiev<<< the bbc write up on the Ukraine

and via the bbc a bombing in Nigeria.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 11:05 PM (ga+7c)

508 That's cackie.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 02, 2014 03:03 AM (LSDdO)

ha.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 11:06 PM (ga+7c)

509

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2014 03:03 AM (FMbng)

now I'm getting thristy.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 11:08 PM (ga+7c)

510 now I'm getting thristy.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 02, 2014 03:08 AM (ga+7c)

Yeah no shit, me too. I'm ready to lick the empty bottle. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2014 11:11 PM (FMbng)

511 on accounta: becuz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDLLXUaqZxg

Posted by: jc at March 01, 2014 11:12 PM (PlzOe)

512

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2014 03:11 AM (FMbng)

ha. it will have to go with the couch and toaster after that.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 11:15 PM (ga+7c)

513 ha. it will have to go with the couch and toaster after that.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 02, 2014 03:15 AM (ga+7c)

I don't know what that means, but knowing this place I'm pretty sure it was some twisted topic of discussion here that I probably missed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2014 11:18 PM (FMbng)

514 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2014 03:18 AM (FMbng) Better that you don't know. Believe me. G'night Berserker and rich and any lurkers.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 11:23 PM (MtC8f)

515 Twisted???

Us morons???

Nah, not a bit of it.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 11:24 PM (T1005)

516 Twisted??? I am completely sane. These other guys however....

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 02, 2014 12:30 AM (Ys+Gt)

517 514 Twisted???

I am completely sane. These other guys however.... Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 02, 2014 04:30 AM (Ys+Gt) Hide posts from (Ys+Gt)

Well, it seems there's damned few of us.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2014 12:36 AM (T1005)

518 The next person that claims that I am perfectly sane gets a set of rose bushes planted in their crotch.

Bloom well.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 02, 2014 01:10 AM (cHZB7)

519 I know that this person is looking forward to being a customer at Berzerker's mead hall. It's within driving range of my place and I don't mind bringing my own tankard.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 02, 2014 01:14 AM (cHZB7)

520 TFG is about to demonstrate his legendary flexibility, as he mentioned to Putin in 2011 ---

Watch this Vlad -- I can suck my own dick while you take over vast portions of Eastern Europe.

Sucky sucky, burp.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 02, 2014 01:19 AM (cHZB7)

521 Are the hamsters all back in the cage now?

Posted by: GMB who is anti everything at March 02, 2014 01:21 AM (nkPV9)

522 Andrew Breitbart died on this date -1, March 1st, 2012 -- one of the few men to give me HOPE; ace is another. The fractious people that hang out here are yet another.

I can give you no greater compliment that I wouldn't regret sharing a jail cell with any of ya morons; but an ette would be so much better IYNWIMAITYD.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 02, 2014 01:28 AM (cHZB7)

523 520 Andrew Breitbart died on this date -1, March 1st, 2012 -- one of the few men to give me HOPE; ace is another. The fractious people that hang out here are yet another.

I can give you no greater compliment that I wouldn't regret sharing a jail cell with any of ya morons; but an ette would be so much better IYNWIMAITYD.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 02, 2014 05:28 AM (cHZB7) Hide posts from (cHZB7)

I can see that about sharing a cell with an 'ette....she might stomp the shit out of you, but at least she'll likely have bathed recently.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 02, 2014 01:33 AM (T1005)

524 George Lopez arrested for gettin drunk, passing out on casino floor -- Let he that hasn't sinned like this cast the first stone -- I'm all out of stones, and that casino floor has looked awful comfortable to me in the past. They really should provide pillows, of you ask me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 02, 2014 01:51 AM (cHZB7)

525 So It's 33Â° right now. They're predicting a high of 68Â° today.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 02, 2014 02:09 AM (E70Gb)

526 good morning and good night horde. someone feed those hamsters.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 02, 2014 02:16 AM (ga+7c)

527 Is this thing on?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 02, 2014 02:18 AM (xa1/W)

528 Did anyone ever figure out where Obarky was during the status briefing that he skipped?

Almost a pattern there.
Benghazi was the same way on the night of the attack.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 02, 2014 02:20 AM (DPkKe)

529 And I just saw than we'll be getting 30's and snow tomorrow. Thanks Manbearpig!

Posted by: shredded chi at March 02, 2014 02:26 AM (E70Gb)

530 They're calling for a wintery mix next week for us. I'm pretty tired of Old Man Winter. He can just FTFO any time now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 02, 2014 02:28 AM (xa1/W)

531 70 today though...might have to drive the car in tonight...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 02, 2014 02:29 AM (xa1/W)

532 Good morning, GGE. shouldn't we both still be asleep?

Posted by: shredded chi at March 02, 2014 02:32 AM (E70Gb)

533 Gotta take Little VIA up to the Delaware state line for Paintball team training day.
Should be driving back just before the rain hits this evening.
Then a foot of snow throughout the night and into Monday.
School District has been making official noises of the need to cancel school on Monday since yesterday.
Mostly,because Baltimore County has no school snow days left to use.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 02, 2014 02:32 AM (DPkKe)

534 Good morning, GGE.
shouldn't we both still be asleep?

Posted by: shredded chi at March 02, 2014 06:32 AM (E70Gb)

My boss would no doubt frown upon that. I'm off in another half hour, then a 45 minute drive home, then walk the dog, then shower...I'll be ready for bed when I finally get there.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 02, 2014 02:35 AM (xa1/W)

535 And speaking of off in another half hour...time to start prepping for turnover. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 02, 2014 02:36 AM (xa1/W)

536 VIA, snow days, disaster days and calamity days seem to be getting a lot of ink from coast to coast this week. Looks like time for Congress to look into "Our National System of Snow Days."

That will bring the 12-month school year people out of the woodwork, and we'll be back to the bizarre calculus of whether NEA teachers are laid off in the summer, or on sabbatical.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 02, 2014 02:38 AM (xq1UY)

537 Benghazi was the same way on the night of the attack. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice **** I have been saying here since before TFG was elected that he is a lush. I have that on very good authority. He gets hammered nearly every night and is on anti-depressants.

Posted by: Duncan of Idaho at March 02, 2014 02:38 AM (ML07Q)

538 There is an inspiration. Think I'll make turnovers, too.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 02, 2014 02:39 AM (xq1UY)

539 My boss would no doubt frown upon that.Â Â I'm off in another half hour, then a 45 minute drive home, then walk the dog, then shower...I'll be ready for bed when I finally get there. Posted by:Â GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter ____________ Well, if I were a professional alcoholic, instead of an amateur, I'd have a nightcap with you.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 02, 2014 02:39 AM (E70Gb)

540 I awoke this morning to find i had not[[/i] posted the following: 'Well, we just had a fun drive home. And by fun I mean treacherous and terrifying." A nice, slick coating of March. Howdy, bleary edge of morning people.

Posted by: mindful webworker — it be chilly! at March 02, 2014 02:56 AM (kUq7A)

541 Forecast is for thunderstorms, 70's, possible tornadoes, wind shift and then sleet. In other words a normal March day.

Posted by: Lester at March 02, 2014 03:02 AM (2UPXV)

542 A rhyme is what I really want. But Webster says these two lines can't.

Posted by: mindful webworker — a veritable robert frosty at March 02, 2014 03:03 AM (kUq7A)

543 I mentioned our forecast back at #236. Rain, sleet, snoot, sheet, ice pellets, snow, wind, thunder... but no 'naders, so there's that.

Posted by: mindful webworker — a veritable robert frosty at March 02, 2014 03:10 AM (1s+pS)

544 I have been saying here since before TFG was elected that he is a lush. I have that on very good authority.
He gets hammered nearly every night and is on anti-depressants. Posted by: Duncan of Idaho at March 02, 2014 06:38 AM

Poly-substance abuse is so trendy right now. See Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

Posted by: Lester at March 02, 2014 03:10 AM (2UPXV)

545 It took years, decades, for the stories about JFK's addled antics to become public knowledge. Cartwheels naked down the hotel hallway being the least of it. Surely it won't take as long for the antics of the butthead to become known. What the Secret Servicemen must know Â— how do they do it? Not that it would bother his immoral flock, who would find his worst behaviors adorable, but for the bunch of somewhat more moral followers whom he has worked so hard to fool all along. Armageddon tired of this foo'.

Posted by: mindful webworker — Presidentially Pluperfect at March 02, 2014 03:21 AM (8KGvR)

546 Mornin', Gentlefappers! Does everyone have a good store of reading material to help them through the snowstorm? I didn't bother to asks about booze or jerky of unknown provenance, this being AoSHQ. Semper preparitas and all that!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 02, 2014 03:25 AM (QBm1P)

547 "He gets hammered nearly every night and is on anti-depressants." Â—Duncan of Idaho He should have stuck with the choom and never touched the cocaine. Ah, Atlantis!

Posted by: Donovan in 200 Motels at March 02, 2014 03:26 AM (8KGvR)

548 I'm here to evict everyone. You don't have to go to the new thread, but you can't stay here!

Posted by: mindful webworker with clipboard at March 02, 2014 03:33 AM (8KGvR)

549 'Hey, lady! Where you been keepin' dese beads!?!!'

Posted by: Erowmero at March 02, 2014 03:53 AM (OONaw)

550 "well why would anyone, conservative or not, want their womens to look like ruth buzzi?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 02, 2014 01:19 AM (rDidD)"

I saw Ruth Buzzi at a restaurant not that long ago. She looked pretty good for her age. She seemed like a pleasant and attractive woman.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 02, 2014 09:50 AM (PD6iL)

551 Toe the line. Dammit.

TOE THE FUCKING LINE

Posted by: William Quick at March 02, 2014 01:58 PM (4WboX)

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