October 26, 2012
— CDR M

What up morons? Hurricane Sandy really messed up my day and probably my weekend as the Fleet is in the process of hitting the seas to avoid whatever Sandy has in store for the area. Hope all you morons that are in the path are prepared for the worst i.e. you got your medicinal booze in appropriate amounts.
Latest on Hurricane Sandy.
This might come in handy in the next few days. Power Outage and Blackout Tracker. Lo Pan Style
I don't get the Gangnam Style thing but this is a pretty damn funny with a Big Trouble In Little China flavor.
h/t Gabe
Are Lap Dances Art?

New York's highest court weighs in. Bump And Grind Not So Fine Art. I don't know. I've seen some pretty mesmerizing performances that I would say were pretty "dramatic". Well, that was a long time ago. Actually, that's what a friend told me.
Lap dances are taxable because they don't promote culture in a community the way ballet or other artistic endeavors do, New York's highest court concluded Tuesday in a sharply divided ruling.The court split 4-3, with the dissenting judges saying there's no distinction in state law between "highbrow dance and lowbrow dance," so the case raises "significant constitutional problems."
The lawsuit was filed by Nite Moves in suburban Albany, which was arguing fees for admission to the strip club and for private dances are exempt from sales taxes.
The court majority said taxes apply to many entertainment venues, such as amusement parks and sporting events. It ruled the club has failed to prove it qualifies for the exemption for "dramatic or musical arts performances" that was adopted by the Legislature "with the evident purpose of promoting cultural and artistic performances in local communities."
Passwords
Hopefully, you aren't using one of these 25 Most Popular Passwords Of 2012. I get the top 5 but "monkey" at number 6?
Metal Genres
Same song, 10 different types of metal. In 3 minutes.
Optical Illusion

Can you find the bird in the above image? h/t Mighty Optical Illusions.
Ugly Divorce
This is just wrong but opens the door for so many things you can try to get a divorce and settlement for. Man Sues And Divorces Wife For Being Ugly, Wins.
The northern Chinese man, Jian Feng, married his wife and was reportedly absolutely in love with her. Soon, as will happen, she became pregnant and gave birth to a baby girl, which was when the problems arose for Feng.He thought the baby was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified him. The baby resembled neither of her parents, so Feng demanded to know who the father was, because jumping to conclusions about your wifeÂ’s faithfulness is the obvious thing to do when you have an ugly baby.
As it turns out, his wife didnÂ’t cheat, but did gloss over the fact that she had spent $100,000 on intense plastic surgery to severely change how she looked before she met him. ItÂ’s the kind of thing that can slip your mind on the first date. After his wife revealed this to him, Feng took the only right-minded course of action and divorced and sued her, claiming that she got him to marry her under false pretences. The false pretence presumably being that she was good looking. Incredibly, the (presumably male) judge sympathised with Feng and he won $120,000 in the case.
Halloween Dog Costume Parade

So which of you morons dress up your doggehs for Halloween? If you do, here's some ideas from the Tompkins Sqaure Park Halloween Dog Parade.
Even moar pics.
Doggeh Video
Top guilty dogs.
Tonight's ONT brought to you by vintage AoS HQ approved party behavior:

Assorted images thanks to Pleated-Jeans.
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Ace is, understandably, a bit frightened of the possibility of an Obama win, and it probably makes him sick to his stomach (or is it the rancid hobo meat?), but we all need to be strong, sure, and upbeat.
We will win this thing, and Obama will be relegated to the dustbin of history (yes, you may quote me).
[from the dead thread below]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2012 06:09 PM (2b4yb)
Posted by: Peaches at October 26, 2012 06:10 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2012 06:11 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 26, 2012 06:12 PM (sHqsk)
Posted by: Dustbin of History at October 26, 2012 06:12 PM (GtCbF)
Posted by: CDR M at October 26, 2012 06:12 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 26, 2012 10:12 PM (sHqsk)
Ah, I do need to find more of those.
Posted by: CDR M at October 26, 2012 06:13 PM (dKV5k)
Prayers for Harry Reid
Harry Reid has been hospitalized after a car accident involving his motorcade. IÂ’m praying for a quick recovery for the Senate Majority Leader, and hope youÂ’ll all join me.
Oct 26, 2012 Ed Morrissey
Sure thing, Ed......
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 26, 2012 06:13 PM (kdS6q)
If that is a really obscure Cheap Trick (Oh Candy) reference, I am really impressed. Otherwise, I am just confused.
Posted by: Scanner Dan at October 26, 2012 06:13 PM (YrAIZ)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 26, 2012 06:14 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: rickl at October 26, 2012 06:14 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at October 26, 2012 06:14 PM (RuUvx)
Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2012 06:15 PM (LUnTP)
Said Pennsylvania in 2010
Elected New R Governor
5 new R Congressmen
1 New R Senator
Majority R State Senate
Majority R State House
Hmmmm Didn't know that...Interesting
Posted by: Chicken ala King at October 26, 2012 06:15 PM (VvvBE)
Posted by: MrCaniac kicking it Gangnam style at October 26, 2012 06:15 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 26, 2012 06:15 PM (0CiTm)
Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 26, 2012 06:15 PM (1hNQS)
And can we finally impeach the treasonous SOB?
Evening roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE Is Just Askin' Questions at October 26, 2012 06:15 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: CDR M at October 26, 2012 06:16 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: Oregon Is Dumber Than Dirt at October 26, 2012 06:16 PM (Hu/Da)
***
LOVE that video but what the hell is "folk metal"?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 06:16 PM (piMMO)
I get their point but they disobeyed AoSHQ's first rule: Be funny.
They weren't and a drop of honey goes a long way*.
Can't speak for Ace, but I'm sure part of his "Shit, we might lose" posting is because he feels an obligation to cover all likely or probable scenarios. That includes ones where we lose.
Sure, the dextrosphere may not gain anything by such near-obsessive posting nor will we particularly suffer because of it, but, hey, what are you going to talk about for 9 months of a presidential campaign?
*no ghey punning intended because I'm sure this means something on the UrbanDictionary and I'm not willing to look it up.
Posted by: Joe at October 26, 2012 06:16 PM (DKxu1)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 26, 2012 10:15 PM (0CiTm)
Was that for Isabel? I was stationed on Reagan for that one.
Posted by: CDR M at October 26, 2012 06:16 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 06:16 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 26, 2012 06:17 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 26, 2012 06:17 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 26, 2012 06:18 PM (jucos)
Oh my gosh I am laughing at the "gangnam style" thing because I just went through a whole thing about it. They played the song at the elementary school for jogathon on Wednesday and the principal and another parent were dancing like in the video. Other parents who are unaware of the global phenonmenon that is PSY (sadly, I confess to being one as I haven't been paying attention to all the k-pop talk here) objected to the song because the only line you can understand is "hey sexy lady" which didn't seem quite cricket to play for young kids.
Of course we all take for granted that YMCA is played as a "cute" song with arm movements, never mind the original connotation of a bunch of gay men singing about how fun it is to stay at a YMCA...
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 26, 2012 06:18 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: jimi ray at October 26, 2012 06:18 PM (79EF9)
Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 26, 2012 06:18 PM (1hNQS)
Posted by: Beagle at October 26, 2012 06:18 PM (sOtz/)
Funny, you'd think he is a Mormon or something. he he
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 26, 2012 06:19 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: CDR M at October 26, 2012 10:16 PM (dKV5k)
I love you . . .
Posted by: Peaches at October 26, 2012 06:19 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Robert watched too many cartoons as a kid at October 26, 2012 06:20 PM (LUnTP)
Pouring chocolate on yourself and masturbating is art, funded by the government no less, and dancing in your underwear isn't?
Oh and why the hell aren't we taxing both?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2012 06:20 PM (AUeaU)
Was that for Isabel? I was stationed on Reagan for that one.
Like 83--84. No idea the storm name. Reagan was prez then.
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 26, 2012 06:21 PM (0CiTm)
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at October 26, 2012 06:21 PM (dcoFe)
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 26, 2012 06:22 PM (deAVu)
Posted by: coldwarrior at October 26, 2012 06:22 PM (fpL1+)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at October 26, 2012 06:22 PM (RZ8pf)
Lo Pan Style
I don't get the Gangnam Style thing but this is a pretty damn funny with a Big Trouble In Little China flavor.okay, I don't get it
Posted by: chemjeff at October 26, 2012 06:22 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: mpfs at October 26, 2012 06:22 PM (Mkhiu)
Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2012 06:23 PM (LUnTP)
"I always just thought, "metal", but it appears that there are actually finer distinctions."
Meh, to me there were maybe three (at the most) different actual styles.
Sometime in the late 80s, contemporary musicians and music lovers seem to have decided that when you simply write an original piece of music within a genre, that you've actually created a whole new fucking style.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 26, 2012 06:23 PM (uD2fR)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Rb3VCOUj4
Being able to actually sing does make it better...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2012 06:23 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Harry Reid, pederast at October 26, 2012 06:23 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Tuna at October 26, 2012 06:23 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 26, 2012 06:23 PM (jucos)
Remember: "Variable, this is knife, over..."
Courtesy: Andy.
I want someone to hang for these needless deaths...
Posted by: ChrisP at October 26, 2012 06:24 PM (84xB+)
Go on.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 10:16 PM (GEICT)
You rang?
http://bit.ly/SfllTs
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 26, 2012 06:24 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: jewells45 says Romney wins in a landslide at October 26, 2012 06:24 PM (1hNQS)
Posted by: no good deed at October 26, 2012 06:24 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2012 06:25 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 06:26 PM (GEICT)
****
People put waaay to much emphasis on the category. A slow moving, particularly Wet Cat-1 can do tremendous damage. Measuring the wind speeds alone is very misleading.
Although that storm last year did not damage NYC, it destroyed parts further north.
Hell, we've had tropical storms pass 100 miles from Jax and the bands cause terrible, damaging flooding.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 06:26 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 26, 2012 06:26 PM (sHqsk)
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2012 06:26 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2012 06:27 PM (Rhie+)
One thing Sandy's going to do is disrupt early voting in Maryland, which is scheduled to start this Sunday and last until Thursday.
Yeah so this time MD goes red
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 26, 2012 06:27 PM (0CiTm)
Posted by: rickl at October 26, 2012 06:27 PM (sdi6R)
So I was at a coffee bar with my coworkers today, all democrats, and the conversations revolved around what a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure Obama is. They all remember when gas was cheaper, there were more jobs, and generally just about everything was better under Bush than it was under Obama, and who in their fucking minds would even think to vote for a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure again. These are all NEW YORK DEMOCRATS too.
I definitely felt a preference cascade tonight. In my pants.
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Now Officially Designated a Polling Place for Romney Voters at October 26, 2012 06:28 PM (+AV7H)
Posted by: stillers at October 26, 2012 06:28 PM (EYRvC)
Posted by: Country Singer at October 26, 2012 06:29 PM (meVGV)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 26, 2012 06:29 PM (jucos)
Quite surprising. I jumped when it did it.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 06:29 PM (Vh0f5)
GOTVers in the Storm path,
Any chance you can excercise the program by going around and checking on people and their preps before the storm?
Helping little old ladies with a quick prep check up or maybe offer a trip to the store could pay off if they survive the storm-a-geddon 2012. Some of them may appreciate an offer to help them tie the lawn things down.
One thought, it is the end of the month, and most SS recipients are tapped.
Posted by: storm-a-geddon is coming!!! at October 26, 2012 06:29 PM (zLp5I)
It was pretty good in spite of its star being Ben Affleck.
But one thing that stood out was how hard the movie tried to pin the blame for the evil of the Islamists on the Shah and the US.
The Shah was no George Washington, but he was better then every Iranian leader that has come since...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2012 06:30 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: rickl at October 26, 2012 06:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: mpfs at October 26, 2012 06:31 PM (Mkhiu)
Helping little old ladies with a quick prep check up or maybe offer a trip to the store could pay off if they survive the storm-a-geddon 2012
Plus maybe some bouncy bouncy!
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 26, 2012 06:31 PM (0CiTm)
Posted by: CDR M at October 26, 2012 10:16 PM (dKV5k)
****
The morons have come up with a new set of rules. It is only fair to clue you in. There will be a time-out for the following offenses.
From weft-cut loop:
10 min for engaging a troll.
30 min for replying to comments with only a #
60 min for complaining about the post
EG "Why are you surprised/shocked...? Why are you posting this? Why aren't you posting about something I'm P/O'd about?"
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 06:31 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: sophistahick at October 26, 2012 06:31 PM (91TGs)
Nightwish-Amaranth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdZn7k5rZLQ
Posted by: Othered at October 26, 2012 10:31 PM (170wx)
that reminds me of Dream Theater in a lot of ways
Posted by: chemjeff at October 26, 2012 06:32 PM (d/5qf)
****
The strength required when taken to that level is astounding.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 06:33 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: jimi ray at October 26, 2012 06:33 PM (79EF9)
Hell, we've had tropical storms pass 100 miles from Jax and the bands cause terrible, damaging flooding.
I think that's due more to the fact that this place is a damn swamp.
We get nasty flooding from protracted heavy rainstorms.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 26, 2012 06:33 PM (uD2fR)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 06:33 PM (bxiXv)
Flaggelation with a wet noodle for re commenting a comment from another thread.
Originality people is what keeps the interest up.
Repetition is sooooo boring.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 06:33 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: Up with people! at October 26, 2012 06:34 PM (kzFo5)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 26, 2012 06:34 PM (/LkSO)
Posted by: stillers at October 26, 2012 06:34 PM (EYRvC)
Posted by: mpfs at October 26, 2012 10:31 PM (Mkhiu)
Soon your journey to the dark side will be complete.
Posted by: GGE Is Just Askin' Questions at October 26, 2012 06:35 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 26, 2012 06:35 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 06:35 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: sophistahick at October 26, 2012 06:35 PM (91TGs)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 26, 2012 10:29 PM (jucos)
If I recall, didn't the massive unpopularity of Parris Glendening also hurt her, since she was his Lt. Gov?
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 26, 2012 06:35 PM (sHqsk)
@96
What the fuck...
I thought there wasn't supposed to be any math on the ONT and now we've got geometric gobbledeegook?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at October 26, 2012 06:35 PM (uD2fR)
Rap/Hip Hop has wrecked American music as it has infected every other style.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2012 06:35 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: TLGM at October 26, 2012 06:35 PM (appbn)
****
Watch it there bub.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 06:35 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Tuna at October 26, 2012 06:36 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2012 06:36 PM (Rhie+)
The walking on air thing she does is unreal.
Posted by: Country Singer at October 26, 2012 06:36 PM (meVGV)
***
I gave you one whole sub genre!
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2012 06:36 PM (AUeaU)
i know that second-order truncations of tetrahedra and cubes, &c., produce dodecagonal faces, but then they also have isoceles triangles as products of the second truncation.
i'm looking for something i could construct out of modules of all the same size, so every edge of the solid would need to be of equal length...
and i mean besides the prism/antiprism, of course (but it needn't have any sort of spherical symmetry)!
Posted by: jimi ray at October 26, 2012 10:33 PM
Yes.
Posted by: otho at October 26, 2012 06:37 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at October 26, 2012 06:37 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2012 06:37 PM (6o4Fb)
Originality people is what keeps the interest up.
Repetition is sooooo boring.
****
Don't make me add a time-out category for you!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 06:37 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at October 26, 2012 06:37 PM (Rhie+)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 06:37 PM (bxiXv)
I take my gun safety course tomorrow for five hours. I can bring snacks! Can't wit to fire my dad's .38.
Posted by: mpfs at October 26, 2012 10:31 PM (Mkhiu)
Shweet! Have fun, girl!!!
Posted by: Peaches at October 26, 2012 06:38 PM (kpCLl)
***
I gave you one whole sub genre!
****
Oohhh! Ooh!
KISS and Poison - Glam Metal
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 06:38 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 26, 2012 06:38 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: Y-not at October 26, 2012 06:39 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 06:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2012 06:39 PM (Rhie+)
There are only five regular polyhedra.
1) Tetrahedron (pyramid but with a trianle for a bottom)
2) cube
3) octahedron (double the tetrahedron)
4) dodecahedron - twelve sides, but the sides are pentagons
5) icosohedron - twenty sided. Made from lots of ground ogre bones.
Posted by: Al at October 26, 2012 06:40 PM (MzQOZ)
Posted by: stillers at October 26, 2012 06:40 PM (EYRvC)
Posted by: LASue at October 26, 2012 06:40 PM (gjIQF)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2012 06:40 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at October 26, 2012 06:41 PM (GxLcS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 06:41 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Up with people! at October 26, 2012 06:41 PM (kzFo5)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 26, 2012 06:41 PM (nkiQM)
Yeah, I realized it after I posted it. The source site was weighing on my brain.
Posted by: CDR M at October 26, 2012 06:41 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 06:42 PM (bxiXv)
http://tinyurl.com/8hbmwa9
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2012 06:42 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2012 06:42 PM (6o4Fb)
****
Everything I know about geometry I learned from Family Guy.
http://tinyurl.com/9pzxpgg
Posted by: Abe vigoda at October 26, 2012 06:43 PM (piMMO)
Some angry ass bragging about how many women he slept with. In a store full of kids. Seriously, is this where we're going?
___
Go away, bait'n.
Posted by: Frito at October 26, 2012 06:43 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 26, 2012 06:44 PM (nkiQM)
1) Tetrahedron (pyramid but with a trianle for a bottom)
2) cube
3) octahedron (double the tetrahedron)
4) dodecahedron - twelve sides, but the sides are pentagons
5) icosohedron - twenty sided. Made from lots of ground ogre bones.
Posted by: Al at October 26, 2012 10:40 PM (MzQOZ)
*****
You left out one- the iconic Tipi Hedron- made up of platinum blonde hair and pointy elbows
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 26, 2012 06:44 PM (/LkSO)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 26, 2012 06:44 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 26, 2012 06:45 PM (nkiQM)
Exhibit A: http://tinyurl.com/8e23a3d
Nsfwish
Mmmm. Plaid.
http://bit.ly/Tlw3rw - here's some more.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 26, 2012 06:45 PM (Gk3SS)
Looking at the Rockband drum music for the Expert level of virtually every Rush song is mind boggling.
Posted by: Al at October 26, 2012 06:45 PM (MzQOZ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 06:45 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 26, 2012 06:45 PM (Y0jT/)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2012 06:45 PM (Rhie+)
hey now, I'm attending a doggie costume party tomorrow. Mine actually likes "getting dressed" in the bulk of the suit, though she isn't fond of the hat and won't have to wear it for longer than it takes to get a photo.
Posted by: someone at October 26, 2012 06:45 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 06:46 PM (GEICT)
****
that sucks. I'm sorry.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 06:46 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 26, 2012 06:47 PM (OJI9t)
****
You can probably search Olympic Pole Dancing
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 06:47 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 06:47 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 26, 2012 06:47 PM (jucos)
Pole.
Pointy.
Not in the White House Pres Corps.
Posted by: Al at October 26, 2012 06:47 PM (MzQOZ)
Posted by: Up with people! at October 26, 2012 06:48 PM (kzFo5)
Posted by: sophistahick at October 26, 2012 06:49 PM (91TGs)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2012 06:49 PM (Rhie+)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 06:49 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Picard at October 26, 2012 10:48 PM (+XD7n)
No one found the cat yet stalking the birds.
Posted by: CDR M at October 26, 2012 06:49 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: jimi ray at October 26, 2012 06:49 PM (79EF9)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 26, 2012 10:45 PM (Y0jT/)
Ah, sweetie, I am so sorry . . . . Anything we can do? I'd send you a couple of bucks. Not lyin' here.
Posted by: Peaches at October 26, 2012 06:50 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 10:46 PM
Google "hot chick works pole".
Posted by: otho at October 26, 2012 06:50 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2012 06:51 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 06:51 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 26, 2012 06:51 PM (/LkSO)
Youtube search for Jenyne Butterfly Best Pole Dance ever 2011
Posted by: Country Singer at October 26, 2012 06:51 PM (meVGV)
Posted by: Up with people! at October 26, 2012 06:51 PM (kzFo5)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 26, 2012 06:52 PM (HEWhR)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at October 26, 2012 06:52 PM (GxLcS)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 26, 2012 06:52 PM (jucos)
Lemon party.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 26, 2012 06:52 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 26, 2012 06:52 PM (kc2b9)
lol, i know. i asked for uniform edge lengths, not face transitivity. i've already made plenty of copies of the platonics. :3
There's a lesson here, friends.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 26, 2012 06:53 PM (DKxu1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2012 06:53 PM (jLiVY)
I called 911 over a crowbar in the road. The dispatcher was like WTF are you calling me with this for?
"Lady, I'm in a five-lane stretch of I-5, and the car in front of me drove over it. It responded by springing across all five lanes of traffic, chipping a chunk out of the concrete divider, flying back over my head, hitting the outer wall and coming down in like lane 2. It's not a freaking stick of wood you can ignore, it's a giant shaft of tool steel, please come get it before someone is killed."
"..... okay ... wow...."
Posted by: Al at October 26, 2012 06:53 PM (MzQOZ)
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2012 06:53 PM (6o4Fb)
I should have tried that. Would have been a slam dunk
Posted by: Tom Arnold at October 26, 2012 06:53 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: jimi ray at October 26, 2012 06:53 PM (79EF9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 06:54 PM (GEICT)
hey, it's a camouflaged bird
besides, when have I been angry on the ONT?
Posted by: chemjeff at October 26, 2012 06:54 PM (d/5qf)
My lawyers are looking at this now
Posted by: Danny DeVito at October 26, 2012 06:54 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 06:55 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2012 06:55 PM (jLiVY)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 26, 2012 06:55 PM (OJI9t)
And this is why I keep coming back.
I hate you clever people.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 26, 2012 06:55 PM (dX4hn)
What! I was being helpful! Okay helpful to my amusement but that's still helpful!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 26, 2012 06:55 PM (Gk3SS)
Those were some seriously guilty pooches. My corgi has a particular, "Oh, I'm so busted!" look that's fairly classic, too.
Posted by: Dianna at October 26, 2012 06:55 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 26, 2012 06:56 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 26, 2012 06:56 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2012 06:56 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2012 06:56 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 26, 2012 06:56 PM (/LkSO)
Posted by: Y-not at October 26, 2012 06:56 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 06:57 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 06:57 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Codec717 at October 26, 2012 06:58 PM (bMlVI)
Honestly? No. I would shed not a tear if he had died.
If that means I have sunk to the low level of the left, so be it. After today, there is no sympathy. They don't deserve it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 26, 2012 06:58 PM (dX4hn)
Speaking of overused words by the MSM in the last four years, which ones do they overuse that are bullshit or make you gag?
Unexpected and Historic are the two toppers
Posted by: kbdabear at October 26, 2012 06:58 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 10:57 PM (Z9EHQ)
So true. I was getting excited there for a second.
Posted by: Barney Frank at October 26, 2012 06:58 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2012 06:58 PM (Rhie+)
Posted by: Kraftwerk at October 26, 2012 06:59 PM (HxW7r)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 06:59 PM (bxiXv)
Don't know of any. All of the fullerene-alikes tend to be pentagons, hexagons and triangles. Shrugs.
Posted by: Al at October 26, 2012 06:59 PM (MzQOZ)
216 Watching the Weather Channel now, and I've only heard them use "historic" once in the last few days. Usually every tropical storm has been called that by them.
Speaking of overused words by the MSM in the last four years, which ones do they overuse that are bullshit or make you gag?
Unexpected and Historic are the two toppers
*****
The New Normal! (I hate that phrase)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 26, 2012 07:00 PM (/LkSO)
Posted by: rickl at October 26, 2012 07:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 26, 2012 07:00 PM (kc2b9)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 26, 2012 07:00 PM (OJI9t)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 26, 2012 07:00 PM (jucos)
Well, never. But Cokie Roberts was dissing Fapplebee's today.
Posted by: fluffy Banner at October 26, 2012 07:01 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 26, 2012 07:01 PM (GX2fm)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at October 26, 2012 07:01 PM (GxLcS)
He is delusional? His numbers are absolutely insane.
I guess the last hope of liberals, Nate.
When do you think he will figure this out, Nov 7th?
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 26, 2012 07:01 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Joe "Jewels" Biden at October 26, 2012 07:01 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 07:02 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 07:02 PM (bxiXv)
People, especially if recalling an event from a long time before, are easily led into "remembering" things that didn't happen; they are not "making it up", they are being led by the questioners. Add in just one or two sensation-seekers, and you have a recipe for a witch-hunt. People will sincerely believe the events happened, but that, unfortunately, does not mean that the events actually did. And "innocent until proven guilty" still needs to apply.
Posted by: Dianna at October 26, 2012 07:02 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 26, 2012 07:03 PM (kc2b9)
I could donate $100 to the Romney campaign today.....or
How about this - Offer $100 to the Boy Scouts of America (in Ohio?) if a scout will make an effort to help transport 5 people to the polls on election day. Maybe these voters might be in retirement homes and unlikely to vote unless provided transportation - who knows. But, I think it's likely whoever a Boy Scout chooses to help isn't likely to be a Dim.
Anyways, just a thought. If this could be organized via social media, it might be a more effective GOTV effort that donating directly to the Romney campaign.
Posted by: Not an Artist at October 26, 2012 07:03 PM (uRumV)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at October 26, 2012 07:03 PM (GUe6c)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 26, 2012 07:03 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Dave S. at October 26, 2012 07:04 PM (UvR6d)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2012 07:04 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 07:04 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 26, 2012 07:05 PM (OJI9t)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 26, 2012 07:05 PM (dX4hn)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 07:05 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Up with people! at October 26, 2012 07:06 PM (kzFo5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 11:02 PM (Z9EHQ)
******
Doritos?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 26, 2012 07:06 PM (/LkSO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 11:02 PM
When I lived in NJ, whenever a storm was forecast you'd see people loading up like they were preparing for a meteor strike. I had to laugh at how many loaded up on frozen foods and other perishables.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 26, 2012 07:06 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 26, 2012 07:07 PM (kc2b9)
***
cats can be guilty too!
http://tinyurl.com/9kobt88
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 07:07 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 07:08 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 07:08 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 26, 2012 07:08 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2012 07:09 PM (Rhie+)
Looking at the Rockband drum music for the Expert level of virtually every Rush song is mind boggling.
Posted by: Al at October 26, 2012 10:45 PM (MzQOZ)
There was a hilarious bit they did where they tried to rockband their own song and failed miserably.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 07:09 PM (kaalw)
How you going to sell out with out?
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 26, 2012 07:09 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at October 26, 2012 07:09 PM (GxLcS)
Posted by: no good deed at October 26, 2012 07:10 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 11:02 PM (Z9EHQ)
*****
Can you get bottled water in any container larger than 16 oz. in NYC?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 26, 2012 07:10 PM (/LkSO)
Posted by: Country Singer at October 26, 2012 07:10 PM (meVGV)
Yes, but Neil looked like he had -his- part down
Posted by: Al at October 26, 2012 07:10 PM (MzQOZ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2012 07:11 PM (Rhie+)
I'm sure you can rent her for much less.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2012 07:11 PM (r4wIV)
I could donate $100 to the Romney campaign today.....or
*****
I like more bang for my buck.
I tweeted Sarah Palin and told her I'd donate $100 to her favorite charity if she'd day "I can see victory from my house!" while on FNC.
Somebody here said that a few days ago and I just thought it was so funny I couldn't resist.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 07:11 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2012 07:11 PM (jLiVY)
He was either asleep, or chooming, or sucking dick......something. The 3AM phone call came in and went to voicemail.
This will come out.......In about 5 years.
Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2012 07:12 PM (nDcVA)
Posted by: Country Singer at October 26, 2012 07:12 PM (meVGV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 07:12 PM (Z9EHQ)
Have you discovered the Cat Shaming site? It's classic!
Posted by: Dianna at October 26, 2012 07:12 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 26, 2012 07:13 PM (OJI9t)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2012 07:13 PM (jLiVY)
for irene I went over to the grocery store to lay in a few extra supplies. a pair of girls behind me had a bag of oreos, some yogurt, pepsi, crackers, peanut butter. they were on the phone inviting people over to play the wii they had bought earlier that day.
a little skinny guy had a basket full of two litre diet coke bottles.
one girl had a basket and only one single carton of raspberries.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 11:12 PM (Z9EHQ)
*****
That sounds about right. I lived in New Orleans (pre-Katrina) and that was pretty par for the course when it came to storm prep. Oh, and Popeye's chicken!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 26, 2012 07:16 PM (/LkSO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 07:16 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 07:17 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 26, 2012 07:17 PM (kc2b9)
So you'll be dressing him up as Obama for Halloween then?
Posted by: andycanuck at October 26, 2012 07:17 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2012 07:17 PM (jLiVY)
Must be part cat
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2012 07:17 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Country Singer at October 26, 2012 07:17 PM (meVGV)
My beagle feels no guilt whatever. The little sociopath has no conscience.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2012 11:13 PM (jLiVY)
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That's okay- our Aussie tends to look guilty when you give him a treat, scratch his ears and say "Good boy!"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 26, 2012 07:18 PM (/LkSO)
A beagle without a conscience?!
My black mutt has something worse: a sense of humor. I have stories. Lots of stories. A sample:
Back when I lived alone, I had tickets to a concert in San Francisco. I came home, walked and watered my girl, and told her I'd see her later. I went to the concert, got home around 1 a.m., took her out, checked her water, scritched her ears and went to bed.
The next morning, after doggy breakfast and walkies, I started to put my scuffs on to go clean up my back yard, and stopped.
She'd carefully, lovingly, artistically, placed a turd in each scuff.
She sat there and grinned at me.
Posted by: Dianna at October 26, 2012 07:19 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2012 07:19 PM (r4wIV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rT28Z0xM88
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 26, 2012 11:17 PM (kc2b9)
I got 6 seconds in and wanted to stab myself in the heart.
Thanks for that.
Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2012 07:19 PM (nDcVA)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 26, 2012 07:20 PM (kc2b9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 07:20 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
It's via tumblr, which complicates it. Give me a moment, while I find it. It's a permanent tab on my work computer, but not at home.
Posted by: Dianna at October 26, 2012 07:20 PM (mKMj1)
Prayers for Harry Reid
Harry Reid has been hospitalized after a car accident involving his motorcade. I�m praying for a quick recovery for the Senate Majority Leader, and hope you�ll all join me.
Oct 26, 2012 Ed Morrissey
Get the fuck out of here you pussy ass sympathizer
Tell me what hospital that lying fuck is in so i can go step on his oxygen tube.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 26, 2012 07:21 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2012 11:19 PM (r4wIV)
*****
Moral relativism- damn existentialist cats!!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 26, 2012 07:21 PM (/LkSO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 07:21 PM (GEICT)
Las Vegas Children's Hospital.
Posted by: grease monkey at October 26, 2012 07:22 PM (VSWPU)
Tell me what hospital that lying fuck is in so i can go step on his oxygen tube.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 26, 2012 11:21 PM (ovpNn)
Ok....let's not get all liberal or anything.....
Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2012 07:22 PM (nDcVA)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
It's via tumblr, which complicates it. Give me a moment, while I find it. It's a permanent tab on my work computer, but not at home.
Posted by: Dianna
And here it is!
http://cat-shaming.tumblr.com/
Posted by: Dianna at October 26, 2012 07:22 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 26, 2012 07:23 PM (OJI9t)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 11:21 PM (GEICT)
Reminded me of that alien in Star Wars that played the keyboard in the bar......
Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2012 07:24 PM (nDcVA)
Las Vegas Children's Hospital.
Posted by: grease monkey at October 26, 2012 11:22 PM (VSWPU)
*****
Winner!!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 26, 2012 07:24 PM (/LkSO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 07:24 PM (GEICT)
Buy some milk and bread now, cause you are not going to have any electricity for a while. he he.
I will spare Mary in Brattleboro, but the rest of you all are dead to me.
Posted by: Sandy at October 26, 2012 07:25 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 07:25 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 26, 2012 07:25 PM (kc2b9)
Posted by: rickl at October 26, 2012 07:25 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 26, 2012 07:25 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 26, 2012 07:26 PM (Zwbo+)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 26, 2012 07:26 PM (3R0Zs)
http://cat-shaming.tumblr.com/
Posted by: Dianna at October 26, 2012 11:22 PM (mKMj1)
Cats suck. The dogs were showing actual shame. That is humans implying shame to the cats. Cats know no shame.
Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2012 07:26 PM (nDcVA)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 26, 2012 07:27 PM (Zwbo+)
Posted by: no good deed at October 26, 2012 07:27 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Tuna at October 26, 2012 07:27 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 26, 2012 11:26 PM (Zwbo+)
For an American example......find some Dream Theater, 2nd release.
Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2012 07:27 PM (nDcVA)
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 26, 2012 07:27 PM (tOkJB)
http://tinyurl.com/8zbzrmd
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2012 07:28 PM (r4wIV)
"This is the largest avocado plant Mom has ever gotten to sprout from a seed. We have blood lust towards it. Now the houseplants have to live in a cage and Mom looks like a weirdo."
The cats in the picture are trying to reach through the bars of the cage and kill the avocado plant. It's just hysterical.
Posted by: Dianna at October 26, 2012 07:28 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 26, 2012 07:28 PM (kc2b9)
Posted by: Harry Reid, pederast at October 26, 2012 07:29 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2012 07:29 PM (r4wIV)
My beagle feels no guilt whatever. The little sociopath has no conscience.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2012 11:13 PM (jLiVY)
Must be part of the breed standard....
Posted by: George W Beagle - what? I didn't do it... at October 26, 2012 07:30 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: GT 5.0 at October 26, 2012 07:31 PM (wb/qi)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 26, 2012 11:28 PM (kc2b9)
To each, his own.
I don't judge, most of the time.
Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2012 07:31 PM (nDcVA)
Posted by: MrCaniac kicking it Gangnam style at October 26, 2012 10:15 PM (Zd/NW)
Funniest things so far this season - ad about uncommitted voters and parody of the Brad Pitt Chanel No. 5 ad.
Posted by: George W Beagle at October 26, 2012 07:31 PM (JwW4z)
321
You can teach cats right from wrong.
*****
Teaching a cat right from wrong is like teaching a pig to sing. It wastes your time and...I forget the rest.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 26, 2012 07:31 PM (/LkSO)
Posted by: © Sponge
We know!
Honestly, half the pictures have captions that say, "I have no shame" or a variation on it.
My Xena (much loved and deeply mourned) would be overtaken by Psychokitty. When Psychokitty was caught, scruffed and about to be punished, she would vacate the premises, leaving Xena holding the bag.
You could always tell. Her Highness would suddenly look bewildered, then just sag from her scruff. "Oh, no. Not again." Not even an exclamation point was involved.
Posted by: Dianna at October 26, 2012 07:32 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: GT 5.0 at October 26, 2012 11:31 PM (wb/qi)
But you will blow me first.
Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2012 07:32 PM (nDcVA)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 26, 2012 07:32 PM (kc2b9)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 07:32 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2012 07:33 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: George W Beagle at October 26, 2012 07:33 PM (JwW4z)
Hi 'rons and 'ettes.
Almost top o the mornin to ya. The guitar guy was great, poor doggies, and I love me some MC Escher. Waterfall anyone?
I need another glass of wine like I need another hole in the head. Really shitty day at work.
Posted by: Infidel at October 26, 2012 07:34 PM (prnik)
Posted by: boulder holders at October 26, 2012 07:35 PM (Q2wni)
God, kill me know. Preferably with fire so it burns the memory away.
Posted by: Nate Silver at October 26, 2012 07:35 PM (BuSM8)
Spelling fail, I meant to say "Scrap Metal"
Posted by: GT 5.0 at October 26, 2012 07:35 PM (wb/qi)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 26, 2012 07:35 PM (kc2b9)
Posted by: George W Beagle at October 26, 2012 07:36 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2012 07:36 PM (r4wIV)
If not, I hope to hang for a while.
Posted by: Dianna at October 26, 2012 07:36 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 26, 2012 07:36 PM (tOkJB)
http://tinyurl.com/8zbzrmd
Hey, it's Marty Feldman's kid!
Posted by: Waterhouse at October 26, 2012 07:37 PM (VbBBS)
At this rate it'll have to be updated several times over the weekend.
Posted by: Methos at October 26, 2012 07:38 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: boulder holders at October 26, 2012 11:35 PM (Q2wni)
*****
Mrs. Muldoon and I always try to guess what decade old western movies were filmed in. The two biggest giveaways are the women's hairstyles and the shape of the bra.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 26, 2012 07:38 PM (/LkSO)
Posted by: jimi ray at October 26, 2012 10:18 PM (79EF9)
---- I can triangulate. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at October 26, 2012 07:39 PM (Q2wni)
http://tinyurl.com/3cv8jnq
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2012 07:39 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 26, 2012 11:32 PM (kc2b9)
Close....I think. My Grandfather was actually born on the Czech/Germany border, so I'm not sure exactly.....
Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2012 07:40 PM (nDcVA)
That's the worst part about watching movies from the 50s-80s, there was not even a shred of an attempt to make the makeup and hair styles look period. As much as I like many of the films from that period, sometimes it was just so awful.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2012 07:41 PM (r4wIV)
Fill up as many plastic jugs, bowls, etc with water as you can, and put them in the freezer. At the very least, they'll turn your fridge/freezer into a big cooler if the power goes out. At most, it's a secondary supply of potable water if the utilities all go to hell. If you really think your water utilities will be disrupted, fill a bath tub in case you need to wash anything, including yourself.
Do all your laundry and wash all your dishes while you still can. While you're at it, top off your gas in all vehicles and any gas cans you have around. If the power goes out, many gas station pumps will be out of commission.
Common sense stuff: batteries, candles, non-perishables. A car charger for your phone is a godsend. Get a good book. Depending on how hard you were hit, the day after a hurricane is an opportune time to get some yard work done (maybe that's a Florida thing).
And, depending on your neighborhood, a little ammo never hurts. Blackouts and shortages bring out the worst in people.
Posted by: weew at October 26, 2012 07:41 PM (ElfHn)
http://tinyurl.com/3cv8jnq
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2012 11:39 PM (r4wIV)
I haven't clicked the link but.....
BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
Well played, sir.
Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2012 07:41 PM (nDcVA)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 26, 2012 07:43 PM (GX2fm)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2012 11:41 PM (r4wIV)
*****
Gotta love the heavy mascara and perfect lipstick after a week's captivity among the Indians!!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 26, 2012 07:45 PM (/LkSO)
for your phone is a godsend. Get a good book. Depending on how hard you
were hit, the day after a hurricane is an opportune time to get some
yard work done (maybe that's a Florida thing).
And, depending on your neighborhood, a little ammo never hurts. Blackouts and shortages bring out the worst in people.
Posted by: weew at October 26, 2012 11:41 PM (ElfHn)
****
An inverter for your car is also a very handy device to have around.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 07:45 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 07:47 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: George W Beagle at October 26, 2012 07:47 PM (JwW4z)
http://tinyurl.com/9yrp285
Well I guess that's our lesson for the day. Live and learn.
Posted by: Methos at October 26, 2012 07:47 PM (hO9ad)
They still do that, its awful. Some girl is supposed to be lost at sea for 8 weeks and messed up and her makeup is perfect. Or they bawl their heads off and shove their face in a pillow them look up and... they look perfect! My favorite is the native girl who has never seen civilization with eyeliner and lip gloss.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2012 07:47 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 07:48 PM (Z9EHQ)
(whinnying horse sound)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2012 07:49 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: OldTexasChic at October 26, 2012 07:49 PM (k2qj/)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 26, 2012 07:49 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Arbalest at October 26, 2012 07:50 PM (9nRY6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 07:50 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: buzzion at October 26, 2012 07:51 PM (GULKT)
@351 Yes, it's noteworthy how period films of whatever era, ancient Rome, Napoleonic times, whatever--you can tell what decade it was filmed in because the hair and makeup dept. refused to be accurate and wanted the actors to appeal to contemporary tastes. That started to change somewhat in the 1970's however.
And speaking of historical accuracy wrt period films--they never show people with smallpox scars or bad teeth or scratching their lice and flea bites. Nor do they show rushes and straw on the floors which were used even in palaces. (often the straw was mixed with scented herbs if you were rich.) In fact, that's where we get the term 'threshold' from, a strip of wood in front of the door to keep the thresh (straw) from being tracked outside.
Posted by: moviereeling at October 26, 2012 07:51 PM (Q2wni)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/89312929@N08/8126679722/
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Cool! Who's who?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 07:51 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Infidel at October 26, 2012 11:47 PM (prnik)
******
Escher might have drawn that bird picture at the top. I have one of his prints on the wall of my office. Not the waterfall one, but the similar one with the monks on the stairs...
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 26, 2012 07:51 PM (/LkSO)
Your phone not going to work for more than a day if electricity is out. Cell tower generators only last a day. Got a land line? It will work unless the line is cut.
Mostly, batteries for lights at night and water and beer. Headlights for your head not your car. Start eating everything in your freezer, cause if you lose power for more than 48 hours, it will go bad.
Really paranoid? Go buy some dry ice, NOW. Then you can put it in your freezer and not lose anything for a week.
Mostly, I think this is weather channel hype. meh.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 26, 2012 07:51 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 26, 2012 07:53 PM (deAVu)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/89312929@N08/8126679722/
Posted by: Weirddave at October 26, 2012 11:49 PM (aH+zP)
That looks like a Sandra Fluke Election rally......minus the dolts screaming for free rubbers.
Posted by: © Sponge at October 26, 2012 07:53 PM (nDcVA)
Posted by: moviereeling at October 26, 2012 07:54 PM (Q2wni)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 07:54 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 07:55 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 07:55 PM (GEICT)
I actually found the pole dancing very meh. I mean, sure it's athletically impressive, but athletic ability isn't exactly what I'm looking for in a pole dance.
****
Well there's plenty of pole dancing on the internetz, but not a whole Olympic athlete type of stuff
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 07:56 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 26, 2012 07:56 PM (deAVu)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 07:57 PM (piMMO)
Anyone cares, we had a moron meet up in Maryland tonight. It was fun. We took one picture.
Okay, sowho is it?
Posted by: Infidel at October 26, 2012 07:57 PM (prnik)
Posted by: George W Beagle at October 26, 2012 11:47 PM (JwW4z)
my cat what plays fetch does that. we call him a "confetti artist," hes trying to teach little sister, Jellybean how to do it. My Perfect Cat just chews on my Macbookpro's power cord. 5 so far!
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 26, 2012 07:57 PM (r7Ddb)
Ah! The squirt-botttle! The ultimate instrument of furry discipline! It even works (I am told) on ferrets!
Posted by: Dianna at October 26, 2012 07:57 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 07:59 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 07:59 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 26, 2012 11:57 PM (r7Ddb)
Have you tried brushing on some tobasco sauce where it likes to chew the cord? That work on curing my dog of the habit.
Posted by: buzzion at October 26, 2012 08:00 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Infidel at October 26, 2012 08:00 PM (prnik)
385 - For my area I think so too, just hypel. Wonder when they'll drap Shelby Scott from the grave to give an onsite weather report? Good advice you gave. We lost power for 6 days during Irene but thankfully family nearby had power, just unfortunatey live in an area that seems to go back online last.
During Irene our neighbors had just put in one of those fancy Paula Deen like patio kitchens. They also had gas stove inside plus teh old gas grill from before the upgrade. We had a neighborhood "meat party" on day 2 where everyone just brought the meat from their freezers that would be thrown out and we had a carnivore feast.
Posted by: uncle joe at October 26, 2012 08:01 PM (mg8ch)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 08:01 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 08:01 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 26, 2012 08:02 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 08:03 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 08:03 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 08:05 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Infidel at October 26, 2012 08:05 PM (prnik)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 08:05 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 08:07 PM (Z9EHQ)
Your dad should be pissed, you degenerate. I don't know what you did to make that tranny's fluid leak all over the driveway, but stop it. Posted by: nerdygirl at October 26, 2012 11:11 PM
This is a good example of why we should adopt the British term of "gearbox"
Posted by: kbdabear at October 26, 2012 08:08 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 26, 2012 08:08 PM (/LkSO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 08:08 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Country Singer at October 26, 2012 08:09 PM (meVGV)
I was personally broken of that by (who else?) the Black Mutt.
She was obnoxiously begging for sushi from some guests at a dinner party. I advised the man to give her a tiny bit of wasabi, figuring that would break her of that habit.
Boy, was I wrong!
She took it, and got the strangest look I've ever seen on a dog's face (they don't have that many muscles). Then, her little watermelon-seed eyes widened, she sat down and wagged harder, and whined more.
She's never looked back.
Habanero barbeque sauce? Bring it on! Tobasco doesn't impress her at all. If Miss Dog wishes to chew, she will not be deterred by hot sauce. That will just add a certain piquancy to the chewiness.
Posted by: Dianna at October 26, 2012 08:10 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 08:12 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 26, 2012 08:13 PM (6Zy+s)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 26, 2012 08:13 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 08:14 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 26, 2012 11:57 PM (r7Ddb)
That crap's not cheap! I'd wrap it in kevlar tape or something.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 27, 2012 12:01 AM (bxiXv)
brilliant idea!!! whats hilarious is that Grim not only wasnt mad at her hed mentioned he couldnt blame her because that particular cord looks like a toy she had at her former owner's. Also he thinks the cord is the "right texture for biting" and that's a direct quote.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 26, 2012 08:14 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 08:15 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Infidel at October 26, 2012 08:15 PM (prnik)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 08:15 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at October 26, 2012 08:15 PM (WCzJ6)
****
Now, see...you don't look so "weird".
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 08:16 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 26, 2012 08:17 PM (aH+zP)
****
their families can't even grieve now for all the effort they are expending trying to get to the truth.
This whole mess is appalling.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 08:17 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 26, 2012 08:17 PM (PNi9V)
Posted by: buzzion at October 26, 2012 08:17 PM (GULKT)
So when and why did the word 'meme' become such a meme?
And is it pronounced mem or meem? Posted by: imponderables
Richard Dawkins coined the term in The Selfish Gene; I can't (off-hand, anyway) remember which science fiction writer first used it in a novel and began its popularization, but I do remember that the guy who wrote "Schizmatrix" used it in his book reviews for Analog, and it definitely started appearing in Analog shorts.
And it's pronounced "meem" (long e), generally. Because, being English speakers, we think of a single vowel with an intervening consonant and an ultimate 'e' as being long. We're funny that way.
Posted by: Dianna at October 26, 2012 08:18 PM (mKMj1)
You see the word meme a lot on blogs.. it seems to be of fairly recent coinage. I wonder what word was used before its arrival. Trope?
Posted by: me me me at October 26, 2012 08:18 PM (Q2wni)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 08:18 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 08:18 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 08:19 PM (bxiXv)
****
Stop Taylor Swifting on my rug!!!!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 08:19 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2012 08:20 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 08:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 08:20 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: torabora at October 26, 2012 08:21 PM (Nts6c)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 08:21 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 08:22 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Weirddave at October 26, 2012 08:22 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 26, 2012 08:23 PM (Z9EHQ)
****
I never said "hot".
I said "loudmouth" and "hoot"
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 08:23 PM (piMMO)
It's the fault of all the idiots who embraced it as "kewl" and showed how hip they were listening to urban degenerates putting they're pitiful degenerate lives to rhythm.
It's like a virus. the only way to stop it is to remove the vectors but it hit just as home videos began taking over professional ones.
now any nitwit with a phone can do a "rap song" and get noticed.
that they disrespect themselves, America, society, civility and the law doesn't matter to them and most truly are gangsters and if they aren't rapping, they're out stealing and robbing. Look up how many "rap stars" are criminals. It's not an accident or a conspiracy by the man it's that that's what they believe is okay.
It's tribal music for thugs. anyone who listens to it gets infected.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 08:23 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 08:25 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2012 08:26 PM (X3lox)
If you truly despise rap and the culture it brings with it, then eschew the use of a term that is not precise, and purely based on a culture that does not understand the use of the word "respect".
Posted by: Dianna at October 26, 2012 08:27 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: torabora at October 26, 2012 08:27 PM (Nts6c)
Posted by: eman at October 26, 2012 08:28 PM (+XD7n)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 26, 2012 08:28 PM (QbKVX)
Posted by: Infidel at October 26, 2012 08:29 PM (prnik)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 26, 2012 08:30 PM (TIJle)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 08:31 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2012 08:32 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: Infidel at October 26, 2012 08:36 PM (prnik)
Posted by: stillers at October 26, 2012 08:36 PM (EYRvC)
So I ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me
But first n***as gotta find me
What's 50 grand to a muhfuka like me
Can you please remind me?
Ball so hard, this shit crazy
Ya'll don't know that don't shit phase me
The Nets could go 0-82
And I look at you like this shit gravy
Posted by: Jay-Z in the hizzouse! at October 26, 2012 08:36 PM (/YJYi)
Yes and yes. My wife dared me. She knows better. Or she was screwing with me. Either is possible
Either way, I can't wait til Christmas for my prime.
Posted by: Infidel at October 26, 2012 08:37 PM (prnik)
****
TFG would let exisitng cuts expire so that folks can no longer refer to them s the Bush Tax Cuts. Now...they will be the Obama tax cuts.
That fucker will do ANYTHING to hold on to power.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 08:38 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 26, 2012 08:40 PM (QbKVX)
???
Meds not working as well as they should?
Perhaps a call to 911 would be in order but please do call someone who gives a fuck.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 08:42 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 26, 2012 08:42 PM (sHqsk)
NDH Oh, I know. I won't relate the conversation little Infidel and I had tonight.
Nite my fellow morons. 23 tonight and 50 tomorrow,. Got yard work to do.
Posted by: Infidel at October 26, 2012 08:43 PM (prnik)
*****
But, but, but.... he wants to kick in a replacement tax cut that he can take credit for.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 08:43 PM (piMMO)
Well, a description would've been more words than I wanted to type.
primitive excretions of sound?
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 08:43 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: Med in Tights at October 26, 2012 08:44 PM (sZTYJ)
Wow
I just saw that young Maddow fella on the TV saying that the democrats were going to push Obam as the trustworthy one in compairison to Romney. The mind reels. Glad I was tipsy.
Gene
Posted by: GeneTheHappy at October 26, 2012 08:45 PM (QSHbO)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 26, 2012 08:45 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: General Martok at October 26, 2012 08:45 PM (sZTYJ)
I want the Jawhorse and the Jawsaw
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 08:46 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: jakeman at October 26, 2012 08:47 PM (96M6e)
Posted by: buzzion
I was personally broken of that by (who else?) the Black Mutt.
She was obnoxiously begging for sushi from some guests at a dinner party. I advised the man to give her a tiny bit of wasabi, figuring that would break her of that habit.
Boy, was I wrong!
She took it, and got the strangest look I've ever seen on a dog's face (they don't have that many muscles). Then, her little watermelon-seed eyes widened, she sat down and wagged harder, and whined more.
She's never looked back.
Habanero barbeque sauce? Bring it on! Tobasco doesn't impress her at all. If Miss Dog wishes to chew, she will not be deterred by hot sauce. That will just add a certain piquancy to the chewiness.
Posted by: Dianna at October 27, 2012 12:10 AM (mKMj1)
Reminds me of when the beagle was a pup and I was still succumbing to the sad-eyed begging look... Gave him a bite of a spicy Italian sausage pizza - he gulped it down and then ran for his water bowl. A few slurps later and he was back at my feet begging for more pizza - then water again. It was hilarious! (Albeit bad for his tummy
)
Posted by: George W Beagle at October 26, 2012 08:47 PM (JwW4z)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2012 08:47 PM (X3lox)
Blacks MAY have an excuse for embracing "rap music". White kids from the 'burbs, don't.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 08:47 PM (Vh0f5)
Holy eff!
I just filled out my California absentee ballot, It was nothing but page after page of no hope Republican tackling dummies, tax increases and bleeding heart sentence reductions for the criminal element.
So out of this state....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 26, 2012 08:48 PM (kdS6q)
Meds not working as well as they should?
Perhaps a call to 911 would be in order but please do call someone who gives a fuck.
Posted by: Jcw46
Oh, I see. You're simply hostile.
Never mind, then. I was trying to point out that your own literacy had been invaded by rap culture. Clearly, you're too busy being angry and attacking others to actually care, and inspect and purify your own vocabulary and usage.
Carry on, then.
Posted by: Dianna at October 26, 2012 08:48 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 27, 2012 12:43 AM (piMMO)
And that's what the Dems do every single time they bring up a "tax cut" bill in the Senate. Cut taxes for one group of people and "pay for it" by raising taxes on others, often whoever is the boogeyman at the moment. Sometimes the tax "cuts" are so miniscule or complicated to qualify for that the bill's purpose is simply messaging ("Hey, we want to cut taxes and Republicans won't let us! They're evil!")
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 26, 2012 08:49 PM (sHqsk)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2012 08:49 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 26, 2012 08:53 PM (sZTYJ)
so when you wonder why I responded as I did, look in the mirror while reading your comment.
My own literacy is for me to be concerned about not you. I neither asked for nor desired your critique. You felt the need to do so because of some inner requirement of your own pitifully weak personality and insufficiently rewarding life that you must seek others to point to and criticize thus making you feel superior.
And that was mild compared to how hostile I can get?
Capice?
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 08:55 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: jakeman at October 26, 2012 08:55 PM (96M6e)
Posted by: Mrs. Slocombe at October 26, 2012 08:56 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 26, 2012 08:58 PM (sHqsk)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2012 08:59 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 27, 2012 12:53 AM
SOB probably shook your hand with his right while stealing your wallet with his left
Posted by: kbdabear at October 26, 2012 09:00 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 09:01 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: grumpy momma bear at October 26, 2012 09:02 PM (+NBAo)
Capice?
Posted by: Dianna at October 26, 2012 09:05 PM (mKMj1)
Do you have to have the last word?
Sorry, but NO.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 09:06 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: jakeman at October 27, 2012 12:47 AM (96M6e)
Soap always works. Always.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 27, 2012 12:49 AM (X3lox)
It's important to note that you should make sure to use REAL soap if you're using soap for such a purpose (e.g. Ivory), as commercial detergents are not tolerated as well.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 09:08 PM (kaalw)
Do you have to have the last word?
Sorry, but NO.
Posted by: Jcw46
Remind me, again, of who died and left you god?
I was mildly pointing out that you were not paying attention and your critique had a gaping hole.
If you wish to engage in hostilities, have at it. As for me? I shall head for bed. You can say nasty things to your heart's content, and it will disturb me not at all.
Enjoy!
Posted by: Dianna at October 26, 2012 09:09 PM (mKMj1)
Capice?
Posted by: Dianna at October 27, 2012 01:05 AM (mKMj1)
Shouldn't that be "capisce"?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 09:10 PM (kaalw)
Kind of like George Costanza when he was called in the office;
"Was I wrong, was I not supposed to do that? I'm not clear on this"
Posted by: kbdabear at October 26, 2012 09:11 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: RWC at October 26, 2012 09:11 PM (t+Sdx)
Funniest things so far this season - ad about uncommitted voters and parody of the Brad Pitt Chanel No. 5 ad.
Posted by: George W Beagle at October 26, 2012 11:31 PM (JwW4z)
The skit with the puppet class had me rolling, but the rest of it has been really lame, especially the political stuff.
Posted by: MrCaniac kicking it Gangnam style at October 26, 2012 09:12 PM (Zd/NW)
You've been the hostile one, I've only responded. I only say nasty things to nasty people.
Good night. sleep tight. Hope the bedbugs carry you off and devour you in their secret lair below your home.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 09:13 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 09:13 PM (kaalw)
Gen. Martin Dumpsey has blown through the bottom
and Panetta, Hillary, wherever you are out there ...
FUCK YOU TOO !!!!
Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at October 26, 2012 09:14 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 27, 2012 01:10 AM (kaalw)
S|he|it copied it from me maybe.
I knew that was the wrong spelling but a quick google didn't prove me wrong so apparently it's an alternate spelling.
I remember it being spelled like you just did.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 09:15 PM (Vh0f5)
We SHALL remember Hillary.
Panetta's a tool and a toady. Always has been, always will be.
Like a puppet that's ugly and misshapen but you can pretend his words are his own.
sometimes if you look just right, you can see someone's hand up his ass while he's talking. And his mouth movements don't match his words.
Well, they're not HIS words but you know what I mean or is it MEME?
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 09:19 PM (Vh0f5)
"That I am not a member of any Christian Church, is true; but I have never denied the truth of the Scriptures; and I have never spoken with intentional disrespect of religion." -- Abraham Lincoln
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 09:20 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: jimi ray at October 26, 2012 09:22 PM (79EF9)
Which may be true but I you're going to accuse me of that then say it outright. Don't shilly shally around about it and act all intellectual and above it all.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 09:24 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 27, 2012 01:10 AM (kaalw)
S|he|it copied it from me maybe.
I knew that was the wrong spelling but a quick google didn't prove me wrong so apparently it's an alternate spelling.
I remember it being spelled like you just did.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 27, 2012 01:15 AM (Vh0f5)
Actually, Dianna is really Dianna, and is a very pleasant lady -- I've met her and her husband "in real life" (at a moron meet, so it's not THAT real).
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 09:25 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: and irresolute at October 26, 2012 09:25 PM (DBH1h)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2012 09:26 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 26, 2012 09:26 PM (ovpNn)
but I didn't and so. . .
Well, maybe she's a nice person and just wasn't clued in on how she sounded since as you said "disrespect" is a commonly used word and I used it correctly (and no typo!!!) so I thought "what's her problem? And who invited her to critique my literacy? (that's when I lost it).
maybe it was a late night nip.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 09:30 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 27, 2012 01:26 AM (ovpNn)
That was your cat. They do that you know. Order stuff from the all night commercial stations. Don't leave the tv on so they won't order anything.
BTW have you added to your nic? It seems longer somehow.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 09:33 PM (Vh0f5)
Which may be true but I you're going to accuse me of that then say it outright. Don't shilly shally around about it and act all intellectual and above it all.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 27, 2012 01:24 AM (Vh0f5)
I can't be sure, of course.....but it does seem that "dissing" someone became important when rap started becoming popular. I was somewhat surprised to learn how extensive the heritage of "disrespect" actually was when I looked it up just now. I was actually looking to see whether the word might have been coined in the last 50 years, although I should have known better because (IIRC) it occurs in Gilbert and Sullivan.
It certainly has acquired a darker nuance, however, when perceived "disrespect" (whether intended or not) can supply justification for murder -- and, further, is publicly acknowledged as such in public performances.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 09:34 PM (kaalw)
Doggerel might have any or all of the following failings:
Trite, cliché, or overly sentimental contentForced or imprecise rhymesFaulty meterMisordering of words to force correct meterTrivial subjectInept handling of subjectrap; yes to all the above.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 09:36 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: Kalneva at October 26, 2012 09:37 PM (cQmXn)
but I didn't and so. . .
Well, maybe she's a nice person and just wasn't clued in on how she sounded since as you said "disrespect" is a commonly used word and I used it correctly (and no typo!!!) so I thought "what's her problem? And who invited her to critique my literacy? (that's when I lost it).
maybe it was a late night nip.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 27, 2012 01:30 AM (Vh0f5)
I think we're all a bit edgy. Dianna was hit pretty hard by the Benghazi revelations earlier today.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 09:37 PM (kaalw)
{sigh. F'n Pixy}
Doggerel might have any or all of the following failings:
Trite, cliché, or overly sentimental content
Forced or imprecise rhymes
Faulty Meter (poetry)
Misordering of words to force correct meter
Trivial subject
Inept handling of subject
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 09:39 PM (Vh0f5)
cause you know being able to fill your gas tank 2 times and have enough left over for a couple of pizzas and a night at the movies is gonna totally make you vote for obama.
GIMME MY FUCKIN FREE IPHONE BITCH!
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 26, 2012 09:41 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: grumpy momma bear at October 26, 2012 09:41 PM (+NBAo)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2012 09:42 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: grumpy momma bear at October 26, 2012 09:46 PM (+NBAo)
Posted by: Kalneva at October 27, 2012 01:37 AM (cQmXn)
When my dog stops ripping stink bombs, then she can have her dignity back!
Posted by: MrCaniac at October 26, 2012 09:48 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Habitually Lurking at October 26, 2012 09:49 PM (uyAeF)
Posted by: grumpy momma bear at October 27, 2012 01:46 AM (+NBAo)
No, from what I can tell you are just not allowed to call him a cocksucker. Everything else seems to be totally okay!
Posted by: and irresolute at October 26, 2012 09:49 PM (DBH1h)
I agree !!!! If I tried to put a costume on one of our labs , they would have it shredded and eaten in no time !!!
Posted by: grumpy momma bear at October 27, 2012 01:41 AM (+NBAo)
Like people - doggies have different personalities. Mine really will come running if ask if she wants to get dressed. Then she acts very proud of herself strutting around when she's wearing something. Many, but not all seem to find it humiliating.
Posted by: someone at October 26, 2012 09:49 PM (bqjJT)
I take it personal.
the Benghazi stuff? It makes me angry and sad and scared and then back to angry again but I don't let it affect me too much (I have that luxury) as I KNEW this guy was going to have something happen during his 4 years.
When people make comparisons of him and Carter, most probably don't have a clue how accurate they are.
I lived the worst of Carter's years. In fact, I would say that those years put such a dent in my life that I didn't START to recover from them until about 1995 and a few more years after that my age started to catch up to me.
so my potential for having any sort of decent life was destroyed by that georgian putz.
When I say Obama, I said; Jimmy F'n Carter all over again.Thank you George Bush and the Republican party. We get to live the Carter years all over again.
Why do people still vote for Democrats? Why???? I ask myself; Why do blacks (who get royally screwed by democrats) keep electing them. Why do Jews ( who can't see an antisemite unless they're known to be a Christian) keep electing Democrats? They keep screwing Israel and they've never balked at screwing jews or blacks.
If the Democrat party ever lost those two groups, they'd never win another election. except maybe a very local one in NYC Or any other big city.
It astounds me folks who vote against there own best interest. With no reason. Only fairy tales told by the Democrats.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 09:50 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2012 09:50 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: jimi ray at October 26, 2012 09:51 PM (79EF9)
Posted by: grumpy momma bear at October 26, 2012 09:52 PM (+NBAo)
Posted by: otho at October 26, 2012 09:52 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 27, 2012 01:50 AM
That's rather churlish of you.
Posted by: otho at October 26, 2012 09:54 PM (yBF/9)
536
Thanks for validating, Grumpy Momma! I know this matter seems small, esp. in comparison to the issues we're facing. I can't even comment on those issues, I'm so mad. Sooo.
Posted by: kalneva is so fuckin' pissed off right now at October 26, 2012 09:54 PM (cQmXn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 26, 2012 09:55 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 09:56 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Mrs. Slocombe at October 26, 2012 09:57 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: jimi ray at October 26, 2012 09:59 PM (uMVKH)
Doggerel might have any or all of the following failings:
Trite, cliché, or overly sentimental contentForced or imprecise rhymesFaulty meterMisordering of words to force correct meterTrivial subjectInept handling of subject
rap; yes to all the above.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 27, 2012 01:36 AM (Vh0f5)
Very interesting point. The whole rap "stream of consciousness" spewing is a bit of a problem for me, personally......
Oh, hell, I'll tell the story. So, when I was in fifth grade, there was an opportunity at my school to take foreign language classes in French, Spanish, or German -- so I chose German....and, at the end of the year, moved out of the district to another where they only had French and Spanish. So I took Spanish.
But then we moved back into a district that had German, so I took German 1 all over again (it's hard to get yourself in the right frame of mind for conversational German -- sort of like Reverse Polish Notation calculators) -- although it was real Junior High German instead of the Elementary School intro to German.
I know you can all see this coming, but we moved again -- so it was back to Spanish. And we moved again, and again, and again.....and so it happened that I ended up in my Senior year in High School taking third year honors Spanish, while taking intensive first year college German at the local community college, and an elective speech class. And fucking fried my parser.
Ever since then (though it has improved with time), my first impression of speech is "Inth eh beeg in ingthair wa 'zehev en andurth" -- and it takes me a couple of tries to sort it out into words -- and rap, with odd phrasings and rapid patter, is incomprehensible nonsense until long after it ceases to matter. Incidentally, there's a handyman I've worked with for years who speaks about 75% Spanish and 25% English, and I have to torture him with my horrible Spanish all day (and fast-food cashiers) because it grinds the gears so bad to switch.
So, when you label it "Urban doggerel", that has a lot of resonance with me.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 09:59 PM (kaalw)
It's why we don't talk like the British or the French or any other language we've adopted/adapted.
As to claims by many as to "correct usage" I don't think that in common or contemporary speech that there is one.
There's correct usage for written English and there may be style books or practical guides that tell one how to speak publicly, but personally, I don't subscribe to a rigid usage.
If it enhances and clarifies what you are saying and is fitting to where you are saying it and to whom you are saying it, then it's correct usage.
The purpose of language is to COMMUNICATE IDEAS. If you accomplish that with clarity and brevity, then you're using the language correctly.
Any other definition is pedantic , pedagogic and reminds me of George Will.
Criticism of someone for failure to speak or write correctly is for English classes. Not comments on a blog. (unless the conversation is about correct usage as here and now.)
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 26, 2012 10:01 PM (Vh0f5)
Yes, Someone, I have witnessed such weirdness, myself. But that's not the norm, and I would rather people err on the side of caution with regard to costuming pets. But I certainly am not the ultimate authority on this. But I am the ultimate authority on most subjects, so let's just go with it. OK?/
Posted by: kalneva is so fuckin' pissed off right now at October 26, 2012 10:02 PM (cQmXn)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2012 10:03 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: grumpy momma bear at October 26, 2012 10:04 PM (+NBAo)
Posted by: Habitually Lurking at October 27, 2012 01:49 AM (uyAeF)
Well, fuck me running. If the information at that link is correct, we are experiencing a coup.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 10:04 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: In the Belly of the Beast-Kathy in MD at October 26, 2012 10:04 PM (A5iH4)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 26, 2012 10:08 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: otho at October 27, 2012 01:52 AM (yBF/9)
I kind o' like the sound of that. Although don't say it too loudly around someone named Karl -- http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/churl .
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 10:08 PM (kaalw)
>>I don't know about the pole, but from what I can figure the girl costs you 75% of your disposable income for 5 years and half of everything after that.
Where were you 20 years ago with this distillate?
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2012 10:10 PM (/PebL)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2012 10:12 PM (X3lox)
The moron meetup in Baltimore was a lot of fun! Thanks to Weirddave and DCinTowson for setting it up. Who knew that a bunch of people who are only "friends in a box" could have so much to talk and laugh about?
Anyone gonna be in Vegas on Election Night? I will be there, not on purpose. Moron meetings will be very welcome! I can't wait to hear the lamentations of their women, etc.
Posted by: kalneva at October 26, 2012 10:12 PM (cQmXn)
http://cat-shaming.tumblr.com/
OMG!
I'm dying.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 11:27 PM (piMMO)
I have to wag my finger quite furiously when my pussy acts up...
Posted by: Mrs. Slocombe at October 27, 2012 12:56 AM (sZTYJ)
cat shaming distracted me, and disturbed my naked pussy with my laughter. when shes laying on my tummy (i am her personal heat rock) she prefers me not to laugh at ALL. I should submit her with her collection of macbook power displayed around her
cables
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 26, 2012 10:13 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 27, 2012 02:08 AM
Huh. Well what do you know? It's derived from charles/karl. I did not know that. Yeah, better not use it on someone named karl. That would be pretty churlish.
Posted by: otho at October 26, 2012 10:14 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Adriane at October 26, 2012 10:14 PM (/OhbZ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2012 10:15 PM (X3lox)
The purpose of language is to COMMUNICATE IDEAS. If you accomplish that with clarity and brevity, then you're using the language correctly.
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 27, 2012 02:01 AM (Vh0f5)
Amusingly enough, we don't even need to absorb our influences from humans. I've adopted quite a few mannerisms from programming languages and browser idiosyncrasies -- like putting quotes around quoted bits with punctuation outside or, even more bizarre, putting a space after links even if the next character is punctuation.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 10:15 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Adriane at October 26, 2012 10:16 PM (/OhbZ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 26, 2012 10:20 PM (X3lox)
Well, fuck me running. If the information at that link is correct, we are experiencing a coup.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 27, 2012 02:04 AM (kaalw)
This guy commenting on the article about Ham being relieved of command, for wanting to help anyway-- would explain why there was a C130U close enough for com and the guys to try painting a target. The conflict would explain why they didnt fire, couldnt help. They were prolly threatened with courtmarshal if they did.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 26, 2012 10:22 PM (r7Ddb)
One night I was at a topless bar with a former stripper, and they played lots of rap videos. It was the same lowlife, braindead garbage in every song/video.
1) How rich they were/ all the expense items they owned
2) What badasses they were
3) How all the women wanted them/how often they get laid/ how big their d*cks are
4) How they loved getting high
I've found the more into hip hop someone is, the more likely they are to be human garbage.
I was into rap back in the early to mid 80's, and it wasn't as as cretinous as it is now.
Posted by: Hard Right at October 26, 2012 10:22 PM (h9geq)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 27, 2012 02:15 AM (X3lox)
So appreciate this aspect. Cannot stand incorrect usage, and my adult children are still subjected to my "lessons". Too bad. They had ample time to learn. They pick up bad habits from their peers.
BTW, did I ever mention how much I hate the JEF? The lying, motherfucking, cowardly piece of shit that is our preezy? Goddammit. I should have just vented throughout the day, instead of being here at bedtime, with all this pent-up rage!
Posted by: kalneva at October 26, 2012 10:24 PM (cQmXn)
anecdotal: Took a introductory Japanese class with a HS Spanish Teacher. She mentioned that it was driving her nuts that she mentally was double translating what she wanted to say into Spanish, then translating the Spanish into Japanese.
The vowel sounds are the same ...
But, I have read that people who learn their first second language as an adult will use the "music" part of their brain; while people who learn a second language as a child add to the "language" portion of their brain.
So for me: "Maneer, het toilet ... doko desu ka?" makes perfect sense since the foreign languages I dabbled in are Japanese and Dutch. Some concepts/words dominate form one, some from the other
Posted by: Adriane at October 27, 2012 02:14 AM (/OhbZ)
I worked at a company where we had a sales rep who had grown up in SoCal calling Japan all the time, and -- to my unschooled ear -- he spoke Japanese with a profound surfer accent (I was watching a lot of Iron Chef at the time). For something that we rely upon as much as we do, verbal communication is half-assed at best.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 10:25 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Adriane at October 26, 2012 10:27 PM (/OhbZ)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 27, 2012 02:22 AM (r7Ddb)
That's not making me feel any better.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 10:28 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Up with people! at October 26, 2012 10:29 PM (kzFo5)
That's not making me feel any better.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 27, 2012 02:28 AM (kaalw)
Wanna know what the Morale is like for the Non shitbags in the military? Grim just asked me how i would feel if he didnt re-up. I told him "relieved."
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 26, 2012 10:30 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: TLGM at October 26, 2012 10:32 PM (appbn)
I've found the more into hip hop someone is, the more likely they are to be human garbage.
I was into rap back in the early to mid 80's, and it wasn't as as cretinous as it is now.
Posted by: Hard Right at October 27, 2012 02:22 AM
Though technically they overlap, what "rap" is today doesn't have too much in common with early 80's hip hop. Like how "R and B" gets used in connection with rap.
Posted by: otho at October 26, 2012 10:33 PM (yBF/9)
Adriane! Yah, sher, yah betcha, I really like local idioms, but the Valley Girl lexicon is irredeemable, sorry. Don't-cha know?
Posted by: kalneva at October 26, 2012 10:34 PM (cQmXn)
Posted by: Brenden at October 26, 2012 10:34 PM (7lcmL)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 26, 2012 10:35 PM (VHXI8)
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 26, 2012 10:36 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: Up with people! at October 26, 2012 10:36 PM (kzFo5)
Posted by: The Beloved at October 26, 2012 10:36 PM (EYRvC)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 10:37 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Adriane at October 26, 2012 10:39 PM (/OhbZ)
That's not making me feel any better.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 27, 2012 02:28 AM (kaalw)
Wanna know what the Morale is like for the Non shitbags in the military? Grim just asked me how i would feel if he didnt re-up. I told him "relieved."
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 27, 2012 02:30 AM (r7Ddb)
This is bad, bad, bad......doubleplusungood, and all that. Has your other friend checked in?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 10:41 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 26, 2012 10:41 PM (bxiXv)
"If Obama is reelected, I'd expect reenlistment rates to plunge. Nobody wants to work for a CINC who won't have your back, punishes anyone who takes initiative trying to do the right thing, and is working for our enemies."
If Obama is reelected, he'll slash the military to Luxembourg levels so not re-enlisting won't be a big deal.
Posted by: stillers at October 26, 2012 10:42 PM (EYRvC)
Posted by: grumpy momma bear at October 26, 2012 10:42 PM (+NBAo)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 27, 2012 02:04 AM (kaalw)
Wow
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 26, 2012 10:44 PM (2Nzn8)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 27, 2012 02:15 AM (kaalw)
I do that, too. I do it because it's correct. Whoever came up with the idea that putting the punctuation inside the quote was correct was a friggin idiot. The punctuation that is part of the quote belongs inside the quote and the punctuation that is part of the encompassing sentence belongs outside of the quote.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 27, 2012 02:20 AM (X3lox)
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I think the convention to put punctuation outside quotation marks was inspired by typographical hypersensitivities (all that space under a quotation mark on one side, mandatory post-punctuational space on the other, leaves poor widdle punctuation visually isolated) rather than sense and logic.
Posted by: sistrum at October 26, 2012 10:47 PM (SUlmX)
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 26, 2012 10:47 PM (2Nzn8)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 27, 2012 02:04 AM (kaalw)
Wow
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 27, 2012 02:44 AM (2Nzn
Hi, lou's! Are you saying "wow" because you agree, don't agree, need more info......?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 10:48 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: grumpy momma bear at October 26, 2012 10:48 PM (+NBAo)
Posted by: Adam at October 26, 2012 10:49 PM (/YJYi)
A Washington state Democrat who is vying for a legislative seat in the state House has come under fire after a picture of her posing for Playboy in a special 'Women of the Ivy League' edition was leaked today.
Amy Biviano, the democratic challenger in the 4th district house race to represent Spokane Valley has defended her decision to appear topless for the magazine in 1995 while she was a college junior at Yale University.
Her appearance in the magazine was revealed this afternoon on the website for the conservative Western Center for Journalism.
Defending her actions today, the married mother said that though it certainly isn't something she would do now, aged 37, it was an ego-boosting exercise when she was 20-years-old.
Daily Mail
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 26, 2012 10:50 PM (kdS6q)
http://tinyurl.com/934fb6t
Greenwald's original story in the Guardian
http://tinyurl.com/97mw2ve
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 26, 2012 10:50 PM (VHXI8)
This is bad, bad, bad......doubleplusungood, and all that. Has your other friend checked in?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 27, 2012 02:41 AM (kaalw)
nope. but it looks like others are running their mouths. this is a breitbart style slow roll disaster.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 26, 2012 10:52 PM (r7Ddb)
Daily Mail
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 27, 2012 02:50 AM (kdS6q)
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Calling something an "ego-boosting exercise" is a considered a defense?
When did stop being an accusation?
Posted by: sistrum at October 26, 2012 10:56 PM (SUlmX)
Posted by: Adriane at October 26, 2012 10:59 PM (/OhbZ)
Posted by: Adriane at October 26, 2012 11:00 PM (/OhbZ)
Seems to me somebody needs to get an interview with the General. ASAP.
If it's impossible because he's in custody in some fashion, that fact ought to get out.
Even if the commenter is full of bean, someone ought to be asking why the Africon head is being 'quietly' replaced right now (the linked Stars and Stripes article indicated Panetta was generically complimentary to General Ham). The article didn't indicate where the General was being reassigned or if this was a planned retirement.
Posted by: Methos at October 26, 2012 11:01 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Habitually Lurking at October 27, 2012 01:49 AM (uyAeF)
THANK YOU!! Gen Carter Ham HAS to step forward as a whistle-blower and blow the lid off this!! I just tweeted the articles, hope we can get this to go viral.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at October 26, 2012 11:05 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 27, 2012 02:48 AM (kaalw)
So agree,sorry, wandered off to read the depressing news of the day. Loved this comment!
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 26, 2012 11:11 PM (2Nzn8)
This is bad, bad, bad......doubleplusungood, and all that. Has your other friend checked in?
Posted by: cthulhu at October 27, 2012 02:41 AM (kaalw)
nope. but it looks like others are running their mouths. this is a breitbart style slow roll disaster.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at October 27, 2012 02:52 AM (r7Ddb)
So far as I can tell, the people getting smeared with this mess are those that amply deserve it.....but this little scandal's already got a body count. I'm more worried about those who provide the bodies than those who play the game -- and it seems like things are pretty heated-up.
That said, I'm plenty worried about anyone who could be on the ground out there, hearing assets overhead, risking his life to get them painted..........and get nothing.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 11:11 PM (kaalw)
http://tinyurl.com/csf5clo
Posted by: Adriane at October 27, 2012 02:59 AM (/OhbZ)
Poor little thing! It's hardly a shark at all -- more like an overgrown catfish.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 11:14 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 27, 2012 02:35 AM (VHXI
Oh, that would make Obama happy! America would no longer have a military at all, and those who would still serve would probably be idealogically aligned with him. My, God.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at October 26, 2012 11:16 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 26, 2012 11:17 PM (VHXI8)
If that's not the case, another item on Romney's to-do list is firing anyone at all who got promoted at Obama's direction.
Posted by: Methos at October 26, 2012 11:18 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 26, 2012 11:20 PM (sZTYJ)
Not really. Obama likes the power of having the military at his whim...all dictators do. He wants to downsize it of course, but he needs it to wage his secret wars.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 26, 2012 11:21 PM (VHXI8)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at October 27, 2012 03:16 AM (KL49F)
Well obamas plan is coming together..
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 26, 2012 11:21 PM (2Nzn8)
In that infamous interview Obama gave to 9NEWS in Denver yesterday he said, when asked about whether requests for aid had been denied,.....
“I gave three very clear directives. Number one, make sure that we are securing our personnel and doing whatever we need to. Number two, we’re going to investigate exactly what happened to make sure it doesn’t happen again. Number three, find out who did this so we can bring them to justice.”
So....where are these orders? A President doesn't just talk into the air and shit gets done. Orders from a President are written up on the correct forms and stationary, signed, witnessed and distributed to hundreds of people.
This fucker is the stupidest of liars.
Posted by: Beto at October 26, 2012 11:22 PM (BAnPT)
Narcissists think talking about shit makes it happen magically.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 26, 2012 11:24 PM (VHXI8)
If that's not the case, another item on Romney's to-do list is firing anyone at all who got promoted at Obama's direction.
Posted by: Methos at October 27, 2012 03:18 AM (hO9ad)
Not necessarily.
See, here's the thing -- what makes it a coup is when slavish devotion to the political overtakes devotion to martial tradition. In the case outlined by the article, someone is replaced by someone more willing to see military personnel die to further political aims -- that's overturning the status quo. But a lot of personnel actions are through the normal course of things -- you get a binder (yes, and shaddup!), review it, and check-the-box.
It's probably a good idea to review every single thing Obama did to see whether it harms American interests......but some might not have, just from sheer incompetence.
Posted by: cthulhu at October 26, 2012 11:28 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ *headbangs* \m/ at October 26, 2012 11:30 PM (sZTYJ)
Yeah, so we went from 100 degree weather and needing the air conditioner on, to 60 and turning on the heater within 6 days. I know its not frankenstorm, but damn, can I get at least two weeks at 70 something before I have to break out the sweaters?
But please don't get me wrong, Prayers that you are all safe.
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 26, 2012 11:31 PM (2Nzn8)
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 27, 2012 03:20 AM (sZTYJ)
Thanks for the update on the voting in NV up-thread.
Posted by: lou's a girl at October 26, 2012 11:33 PM (2Nzn8)
Posted by: Adriane at October 26, 2012 11:43 PM (/OhbZ)
Narcissists think talking about shit makes it happen magically.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 27, 2012 03:24 AM
Of course that how shit get done. Just because I'm an incredibly sexy, living god that makes me a narcissist?
Posted by: imperator barry "apollo" soetoro at October 26, 2012 11:49 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: GGE Is Just Askin' Questions at October 26, 2012 11:52 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Adriane at October 26, 2012 11:54 PM (/OhbZ)
Posted by: and irresolute at October 26, 2012 11:56 PM (DBH1h)
Posted by: Adriane at October 27, 2012 03:58 AM (/OhbZ)
Bah!
Posted by: and irresolute at October 27, 2012 12:00 AM (DBH1h)
Posted by: and irresolute at October 27, 2012 12:04 AM (DBH1h)
Posted by: Adriane at October 27, 2012 12:04 AM (/OhbZ)
Am more worried about small bit players with nothing to loose than I am China, Russia, Iran, or Pakistan ...
but that's just me ...
Posted by: Adriane at October 27, 2012 04:04 AM (/OhbZ)
The doctrine should include an awarness, by all concerned, that any acts carried out by perps within their borders is the same as an act by a "legitimate" state. As the world changes, so must definitions of "guilt" change.
Posted by: and irresolute at October 27, 2012 12:09 AM (DBH1h)
Posted by: cthulhu at October 27, 2012 03:28 AM (kaalw)
I was gonna lead a coup
But then I got high
Was gonna rig the elections too
But then I got high
Romney kicked my ass
And I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Da da da da da da
Posted by: Choomy McFuckstick at October 27, 2012 12:14 AM (cQzr5)
Posted by: Methos needs to laugh at October 27, 2012 12:27 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: King Admiral Emperor Barky at October 27, 2012 12:36 AM (X3lox)
Posted by: and irresolute at October 27, 2012 12:47 AM (DBH1h)
I may be late to the party here, but is it true David Alexrod sent out a "I don't know what the election will bring but I'm so proud of your efforts no matter what" email to the Dem faithful??
If so, it sure sounds like they know they've lost, doesn't it?
Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 27, 2012 12:57 AM (RstsB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 27, 2012 01:02 AM (bxiXv)
Haha suck it wingnuts!!
Hurricane Sandy DESTROYS Mitt the Twitt's chances of winning DC and Maryland!!
He's doooooomed!!
Posted by: RomneylosesDC at October 27, 2012 01:07 AM (RstsB)
I may be late to the party here, but is it true David Alexrod sent out a "I don't know what the election will bring but I'm so proud of your efforts no matter what" email to the Dem faithful??
If so, it sure sounds like they know they've lost, doesn't it?
Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 27, 2012 04:57 AM (RstsB)
Do you mean this one?
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/334178.php
That and "when I was President" makes me think Obama wants to lose but hang onto his cult following so he can go back to community organizing.
Posted by: schizoid at October 27, 2012 01:09 AM (cQzr5)
http://tinyurl.com/8pcddug
As if paper absentee ballots can not be downloaded pdf from any online computer with a printer for our military personnel abroad to vote.
If the UN wants to bitch and moan about Americans denied the right to vote, chew on Obama's CinC ass for depriving his troops their votes.
If a case needed to be made for black box computer voting machines, have them available for our military personnel abroad.
Posted by: panzernashorn at October 27, 2012 01:09 AM (BAnPT)
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Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 26, 2012 06:09 PM (piMMO)