December 29, 2012
— CDR M
Dumbasses. Take A Powder, You Voted For Him. Home Defense
Semper Fi! Burglar Messes With The Wrong Marine. Nice touch by the cops to say the Marine "escorted" the perp to the ground.
Robot Chicken
Hopefully Ace's vacation was better than this. Too bad it wasn't Jar-Jar getting the snot beat out of him.
Motorboating
On no!! I can see Dianne Feinstein calling for a ban on breasts now. Damn it. Woman Arrested After Trying To Kill Her Boyfriend With Her Large Breasts.
A man claims he was nearly killed after his girlfriend choked him with her over sized chest, according to court proceedings.
A high-flying lawyer fled in terror naked after his girlfriend used her 38DDs in an attempt to kill him, a German court has heard.
I had to consult the Urban Dictionary to figure out what "motorboating" was since this is essentially what happened.
Local News Bloopers
WiFi Access For Guests
This seems like a novel idea if you have guests over at the house and they want to connect to the internet. Generate A QR Code With Your WiFi Details That You Can Frame For Easy Access. Beats having to look up your dang long ass password.
Zeus Was A Playa
Zeus got more action than JFK by a mile. Visualizing Zeus's Infidelities.
h/t Kratos
Adventures In Sperm Donations
Is Topeka Man A Sperm Donor Or Father? I can't believe the fact that the artificial insemination not being done by a doctor is the reason why the state is going after him for child support when he clearly entered into an agreement that exonerated him from having to pay child support with the lesbian couple.
German Calendar
Dig a TRS-80 computer? Like geeky pin-up girls? Then this is your calendar. Nerd Calendar Puts Joy Back In Joy-Sticks.
Kitteh Video
Top Kitteh Videos of 2012.
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Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 06:04 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 29, 2012 06:05 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 06:05 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 06:07 PM (I88Jc)
If he was going to include the link to Urban Dic he kinda did.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 06:07 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 06:08 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 29, 2012 06:08 PM (Jcd0S)
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The answer is that in Obama's America, hard work is a suckers game.
Do the minimum and ask Uncle Barakka to give you some sugar...it is only fair...right?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 06:09 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2012 06:10 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 29, 2012 06:10 PM (Jcd0S)
A sheltered life you lead.
Or, unlike Andrew B., you have never read the comments.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 06:10 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 06:11 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Arbalest at December 29, 2012 06:11 PM (q9m86)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 06:11 PM (Md8Uo)
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And...in Obama's America...contact law doesn't mean shit.
It is only fair...right?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 06:12 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: kalneva at December 29, 2012 06:12 PM (S+/pH)
I'm watching the Dr Who "Snowmen" episode and it's pretty cool, and the new "companion" is hot
Is Dr Who really addictive or can one control it and quit whenever you want to?
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 06:12 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 29, 2012 06:12 PM (Jcd0S)
Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2012 06:13 PM (dKV5k)
The worst part of the whole "fiscal cliff" nonsense isn't the increase in taxes.
It's that Barack and our idiots in Congress will do next to nothing to cut spending.
They hate us, they really do.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 06:13 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 06:13 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 29, 2012 06:14 PM (QupBk)
I offered the (now ex) 30 something years ago to get divorced and just live together, and I would take her to Hawaii every year on the savings.
It tempted her I must admit.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 06:14 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 06:14 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 06:14 PM (Vk2pI)
ONT what ya drinkin? I got a salty dog!
Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 06:14 PM (adaoe)
Always memorise your safe-word.
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Not just Germany dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O09K8EmURhM (NFSW)
Posted by: Scotty didn't know at December 29, 2012 06:15 PM (AUeaU)
The Democrats look at taxpayers and say, "fuck 'em, they didn't vote for us".
The Republicans just say "fuck 'em".
Posted by: boulder hobo at December 29, 2012 06:15 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 06:15 PM (I88Jc)
I offered the (now ex) 30 something years ago to get divorced and just live together, and I would take her to Hawaii every year on the savings.
It tempted her I must admit.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 10:14 PM (ccXZP)
In the Dems' America, until everyone can marry their Golden Retriever, marriage is evil.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 06:16 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 06:16 PM (FqcJu)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 10:14 PM (IvVLN)
BC, there is a difference between knowing the term for something and doing said thing.
Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2012 06:16 PM (dKV5k)
I dunno.
I watched Dr. Who some years ago for part of a season and thought it was dumb.
Catchy theme music, but just a dumb show; I don't get the attraction. I have worked around enough Brits to not be enamored of their accent. It doesn't portend superior intelligence to me, it makes me suspicious that bullshit is afoot.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 06:17 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 29, 2012 06:17 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 10:15 PM (I88Jc)
Ah, a movie I've yet to see.
Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2012 06:17 PM (dKV5k)
[Tax chart]
So when Boehner finally get his eventual compromise through the House, the Republicans are going to co-sign tax increases in the 10k to 50k range on professionals and business owners.
Think that will go over well in the 2014 elections?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 29, 2012 06:17 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2012 06:18 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 06:18 PM (Vk2pI)
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Despise is closer I think. Barack and friends are the new nobility, how DARE you think you have a right to anything other then obeying their whim?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 06:19 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 06:20 PM (Vk2pI)
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The Republican party is only marginally interested in winning elections. Just look at Romney and Boehner.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 06:20 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 29, 2012 06:20 PM (hgdEm)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 29, 2012 06:21 PM (KDq5l)
Posted by: zeus at December 29, 2012 06:21 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 29, 2012 06:22 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 29, 2012 06:22 PM (KDq5l)
Being an NRA member infuriates all the right people, but their constant marketing of all kinds of other stuff (selling your name into mailing and mass marketing lists) is kind of annoying to the members, so I am told.
My ex-BIL told me that had a great rate for Life Insurance (term life) for members. But that was about 30 years ago.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 06:22 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 10:12 PM (wwsoB)
You can walk away, but you always come back. Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 10:13 PM
I'm already a Trekkie, and if I get hooked on Dr Who, I'll end up knowing what Sheldon, Leonard, and Raj are talking about. I'll have crossed the Nerd threshold
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 06:22 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Moron #3 at December 29, 2012 06:23 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 06:23 PM (FqcJu)
If you can swing both, I'd go that way. NRA is much bigger, and has more clout, even though they did endorse Harry Reid. This was done, I believe, because they see issues, rather than politicians.
Goa seems to be the prime challenger here, so membership in both orgs in my opinion would be desirable.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 29, 2012 06:23 PM (SAMxH)
So, the question is: NRA or GOA?
Posted by: AltonJackson
At the moment, the NRA is offering a year's membership for $25 and you get a $25 Bass Pro shop gift card, making the membership net free.
http://tinyurl.com/c57ojfh
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 29, 2012 06:23 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 10:22 PM (Md8Uo)
Well for goodness sake, gunowners are always killing each other , dont ya know.
Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 06:23 PM (adaoe)
If not, he should.>>
Only if the time machine he doesn't have is used.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 06:23 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: jeanne at December 29, 2012 06:23 PM (xuIA2)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 06:24 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2012 10:02 PM (kpCLl)
Young lady, you are 23, with a smokin' body and a face to match.
And don't you forget it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 06:24 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Kratos at December 29, 2012 06:25 PM (SOGo4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 29, 2012 06:25 PM (KDq5l)
***
In WWII, the reason that Germany didn't use chemical weapons is that they knew their opponents would respond in kind based on WWI.
If you want to get your opponent to stop doing something give it back to them in spades.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 06:26 PM (AUeaU)
I've never been to Portland. Are the residences examples of ornate, historical architectural styles or is it entirely Funkytown by Lipps, Inc.?
Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 06:26 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 06:26 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 06:26 PM (FqcJu)
Looks like the Mayans might have been right (though perhaps a little off) after all...
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 10:14 PM (Vk2pI)
Behold Political Hat, a lakers fan, 
Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 06:26 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 29, 2012 06:27 PM (NzBQO)
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Well, good to know hebrewphobia trumps homophilia in the modern leftwing pantheon.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 06:27 PM (AUeaU)
Turn in your Man-Card....now!
Motorboating is in the basic package that you received when you hit puberty.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 06:27 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 06:27 PM (FqcJu)
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Wait...we are talking about a tax here...right?
Posted by: John Souter Roberts at December 29, 2012 06:27 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 06:28 PM (jfSqj)
Oh joy.
No more spare parts for Israeli planes. They had better hit Iran soon.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 06:28 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 29, 2012 06:29 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 10:17 PM (Md8Uo)
Whenever they say "brilliant" I want to light them on fire.
Posted by: Invictus at December 29, 2012 06:29 PM (OQpzc)
The English think that Americans are all "Yanks", which notion will certainly amuse all the Southrons out here.
The English also think that Americans are stupid, ignorant and "insular" (seriously, I heard this exact insult in public school, spoken without irony).
This juxtaposition amuses me on account that the English actually created the Yanks and the Southrons as separate people (exiled Roundheads and Cavaliers-by-way-of-Caribbean, respectively, leaving aside the Scots-Irish). So if anyone should know the difference, it is the English.
I actually agree that (most) Americans are stupid. But most English are at least as stupid. Your shit is all retarded, true, but the English talk like fags and their shit is all retarded.
Posted by: boulder hobo at December 29, 2012 06:29 PM (QTHTd)
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Wait dude, like, uh, why, uh, would there be....uh...Jews that like want, uh, guns n' stuff?
Posted by: Some Public School Graduate at December 29, 2012 06:29 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 06:29 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 06:29 PM (FqcJu)
Posted by: red at December 29, 2012 06:29 PM (ymJbM)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 10:28 PM (jfSqj)
That would be me, my dad, and his cousin. And nevergiveup.
And that's it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 06:29 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at December 29, 2012 06:30 PM (JN+zV)
Posted by: BignJames at December 29, 2012 06:30 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 29, 2012 06:31 PM (Lqy/e)
It's just that the Clippers have always been a 2nd rate joke team. The fact that they are winning 16 straight indicates the 7th seal is broken.
Also, Wooden IS basketball.
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 10:29 PM (Vk2pI)
Yeah, just joshin. Love the coverage you did last election for us few NV folks. It was spot on!
Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 06:31 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 29, 2012 10:27 PM
Actually I was disappointed to see that. I wanted a guinea pig for the boning that comes with confiscatory tax rates, and since they were the French... well ..
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 06:31 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Clemenza at December 29, 2012 06:31 PM (ILM+d)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 29, 2012 10:27 PM (NzBQO)
Taxes, fap fap fap fap fap, taxes, fap fap fap fap, gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! wheeeeeeew *reaches for a tissue*
Posted by: Chief Poobah John Roberts at December 29, 2012 06:31 PM (Zd/NW)
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They also swallow the bullshit the BBC serves up.
It is amazing how subservient to authority your average liberal is.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 06:32 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: boulder hobo at December 29, 2012 10:29 PM (QTHTd)
And, if they were honest, they would admit that every public school (private school to we in the civilized world) Brit took it up the ass a few times.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 06:32 PM (GsoHv)
Let those cocksucking mother fuckers who voted for this bitch ass incompetent mother fucker a second time see their fucking taxes go up.
LET IT BURN!
Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at December 29, 2012 06:33 PM (+OTLF)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2012 06:33 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: red at December 29, 2012 06:33 PM (ymJbM)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 06:33 PM (jfSqj)
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If I read the details correctly Hollande will be able to go back with a slightly modified version.
It wasn't the confiscatory rate, but the way it was applied.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 06:33 PM (AUeaU)
>Dude, where have you been keeping yourself?
Since the Mayans botched the whole "End of the World" thing, it's obvious a professional is needed to aid this whole chaos vibe. Fools...
Posted by: Kratos at December 29, 2012 06:33 PM (SOGo4)
Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at December 29, 2012 06:33 PM (+OTLF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 29, 2012 06:34 PM (KDq5l)
Solid!
BTW AltonJackson - GOA. Unless your gun club requires NRA membership, as many do.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 29, 2012 06:34 PM (yh0zB)
22-250. Nice, flat-shooting round, but bad, bad survival round.
How many armies fire that round? How many PDs stock that round?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 06:34 PM (GsoHv)
Springfield? Really. Do you live out there now?
Use to be a nice town until IH went tits-up. Now it's like dozens of other towns in the Midwest that lost their big manufacturing jobs base; on the way to decrepit oblivion.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 06:34 PM (Md8Uo)
I remember hearing complaints that the real soldiers' acting wasn't up to snuff....seemed better then most of what Hollywood serves up nowadays to me.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 06:34 PM (AUeaU)
That would be me, my dad, and his cousin. And nevergiveup.
And that's it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 10:29 PM (GsoHv)
TexasJew would be one, right?
Or is he really not Texan?
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 06:35 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Clemenza at December 29, 2012 06:36 PM (ILM+d)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 06:36 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: General Woundwort at December 29, 2012 06:36 PM (zOP5o)
The handful of conservative doctors and lawyers was sad.
I give up all hope for this country.
We deserve to be fucked.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 06:36 PM (UOM48)
Let it burn. When we run out of money, the 47% of inner city dwellers will starve to death or eat each other and the illegals will continue their journey to canada. Either way...its a beneficial outcome.
Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at December 29, 2012 06:36 PM (+OTLF)
Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 29, 2012 06:36 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 29, 2012 06:36 PM (1V6Pv)
Since three hundred years ago everyone who spoke English as their first language had some sort of British accent, I wonder how the American and Canadian accents evolved. The Aussies still sound fairly British, although some Brits think a Boston accent sounds Aussie
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 06:36 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 06:36 PM (jfSqj)
My (current) ranking:
2nd
7th
4th
1st
6th
3rd
8th
5th
The "pre-Doctors" from the "Brain of Morbius"
11th
The movie version of the Doctor
The Valeyard
9th (all due to Rose... worst companion ever)
The "inter-Doctor" from the 4th regeneration
10th
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 10:18 PM
Seconded on the old Who. Troughton, T.Baker and McCoy. The old theme was the shit, too.
Posted by: otho at December 29, 2012 06:37 PM (yBF/9)
A military hating secretary of state and a Jew hating sec def, never in a million years could I imagine a sitting American president literally pissing on the American people, but there it is.
Posted by: General Woundwort at December 29, 2012 10:36 PM (zOP5o)
You think that was rain the past four years?
Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at December 29, 2012 06:38 PM (+OTLF)
Posted by: Clemenza at December 29, 2012 06:38 PM (ILM+d)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 06:38 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Adriane ... at December 29, 2012 06:39 PM (9Qc6B)
+1
an unassailable point.
Game...set...match.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 06:39 PM (GsoHv)
Muskets don't need brass, so they have that advantage.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 06:39 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2012 06:39 PM (NjJzM)
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I've read that the closest modern accent to English of 300 years ago is the modern southern accent.
After the Revolutionary war the American south had fewer connections to England then most of the parts of the Anglosphere, and as the English accent evolved it influenced the British colonies and the American northeast more.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 06:39 PM (AUeaU)
I hate myself for even feeling the need to type this shit.
Hurry, SMOD. All hope is lost.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 06:39 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 06:40 PM (FqcJu)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 06:40 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2012 06:40 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: General Woundwort at December 29, 2012 06:40 PM (zOP5o)
If it were any other commenter posting suchI would have serious doubts.
A friend chalked that attitude up to the successs of American media; Teh Movies are Teh Reality. True?
I actually agree that (most) Americans are stupid. But most English are at least as stupid. Your shit is all retarded, true, but the English talk like fags and their shit is all retarded.
Does your Scotch have electrolytes?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2012 10:34 PM (KDq5l)
What we get from British TV and movies are stories about the upper class. In reality, this is what the British are actually like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfrGaTV217g
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 06:40 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 29, 2012 06:40 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: rickl at December 29, 2012 06:41 PM (sdi6R)
The GOp in Nevada needs to focus on two things in '14: Winning back SD09, and getting a good Conservative in the Lt. Gov. spot since Gov. Sandoval may end up running against Reid in '16.
If the GOP in Nevada were smart (...they aren't...), they would go after the Dem Sec. of State AND the Dem A.G. (both popular Dems who got >50% in '10) for not going after a new Assemblyman who illegally ran in a district he didn't live in, but who will be allowed to serve regardless.Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 06:41 PM (Vk2pI)
obama shit the bed at the "press conference". Pissy much?
Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 06:41 PM (adaoe)
Did you use C4 or a fertilizer mix?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 10:38 PM (GsoHv8
I only wish I'd had a canister of Liquid Ass to spray on the gathering and run like hell. Only my husband would have had to be in on it and he wouldn't have approved.
Sad, that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 06:42 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Clemenza at December 29, 2012 06:42 PM (ILM+d)
Posted by: red at December 29, 2012 06:42 PM (ymJbM)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 06:43 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 06:43 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 10:41 PM (Vk2pI)
A lot of good men served in Iraq and Afg from NV. If we could get one of these guys, it might make a difference. But we are sorta screwed with all the loser Ca folks flowing into NV.
Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 06:44 PM (adaoe)
Brad Garrett!
Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 06:44 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 29, 2012 06:44 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 29, 2012 06:45 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 29, 2012 06:45 PM (8hrco)
And then I gag and laugh. That crazy old mutt?
Then I realize the low-info, dumb-ass voters who'll vote for the mean-assed, old bitch.....
Jeebus........
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 06:46 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 29, 2012 06:46 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: phillip fry at December 29, 2012 06:46 PM (Jsiw/)
A full tool box is what one wants.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 06:47 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 29, 2012 06:47 PM (KDq5l)
Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2012 06:47 PM (dzlPN)
So, you donated sperm to a lesbian couple, they fell on hard times, the State now demands the donatee to pay child support. Post Modernism is a harsh mistress!! I'd rant about how homosexual marriage has nothing to do with marriage but I'll won't. Its a good rant too. As for the fiscal cliff, bring it on. I want "Fundamental Transformation" right up America's squeak hole!! Reap the whirl wind bitches!
Posted by: puddleglum at December 29, 2012 06:47 PM (1mrgJ)
Posted by: Arbalest at December 29, 2012 06:47 PM (q9m86)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2012 06:47 PM (JMmQ9)
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Europe's best and brightest men died in WWI and the continent never recovered.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 06:48 PM (AUeaU)
Happy New Year...let me hear from you again.
If you're in the area New Year's Day, you've an invite to Casa D'oh. Please let me know.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 06:48 PM (UOM48)
AltonJackson at December 29, 2012 10:18 PM
Try The Second Amendment Foundation. They do a lot of legal work. I think one of the guy argued Heller.
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 29, 2012 06:49 PM (+9AX9)
Same answer though.
.223 must be the most-produced round in history, by a large factor. The amount of spent brass out there is mind-boggling.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 06:49 PM (GsoHv)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIZgw09CG9E
So the "southern us accent" is much closer to the original British accent than the New England accent.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 06:49 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 29, 2012 06:49 PM (Y5I9o)
Posted by: red at December 29, 2012 06:50 PM (ymJbM)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2012 10:47 PM (KDq5l)
Good ! And on that note, I will drink another, smoke a cig, and Thanks, that was good stuff!!
Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 06:50 PM (adaoe)
http://tinyurl.com/cedhp99
Posted by: phillip fry at December 29, 2012 06:50 PM (Jsiw/)
CJB, it is, it took me 3 hours to drive in during the storm the other day. Of course, they're paying anywhere from $50-$100/hr more than what I can find in Columbus, so something like 15 minutes of work makes up for the gas money for the shift...
Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 06:51 PM (FqcJu)
Hillary should be recovered from her plastic surgery/concussion by the SotU speech in January.
Then we can vote on how good she looks and whether she will stand up to the campaign needs of 2016. Frankly, she is not a physically strong person and probably won't be able to campaign much. The Media asswipes will do all her campaigning for, " the smartest woman in the country".
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 06:51 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2012 06:51 PM (dzlPN)
I dunno, it seems like every American male under 35 sounds like he was raised in a San Francisco bathhouse now.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 06:51 PM (wwsoB)
***
My biggest beef with Idiocracy is that it seems to pin the blame on genetics - the productive don't have kids and the incompetent do.
The problem is the culture. Instead of lionizing the productive, we demonize them. Modern American culture glorifies rap thugs, pedophile Hollywood elites, and corrupt "populist" politicians.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 06:52 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 06:52 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 29, 2012 06:52 PM (XDC0v)
Make it Tactical Bacon you get a diploma.
http://tinyurl.com/cgbords
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 06:54 PM (Y6HTt)
http://tinyurl.com/cedhp99 Posted by: phillip fry at December 29, 2012 10:50 PM
Amy Pond (Karen Gillan) is definitely a hot ginger
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 06:54 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 29, 2012 06:54 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Kratos at December 29, 2012 06:55 PM (SOGo4)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 29, 2012 06:55 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Arbalest at December 29, 2012 06:55 PM (q9m86)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 29, 2012 06:56 PM (KDq5l)
OK, I don't do the public much. So a 10 day trip to S America was an eye opener.
People in Argentina are a lot more polite that here. There are NO thugs, AKA democrats with hip hop shit. Their kids don't cry or run around like unleashed dogs. It is America 1960, before everyone was only interested in themselves and no one else.
I get back to USA, flying out of Newark. I really wanted to puke. EVERYONE was rude. The TSA, the airline staff, the flight attendants.
MOSTLY the fucking people. When did we stop having any sense of politeness?
Why do people think I want to listen to them talk on their phone? Why do people that buy cheap tickets get upset when they have no space for their carry on. Grown men should not get upset over $50 for luggage.
Why do people go out in public looking like they just got out of jail, OK it was Newark, so many halve of them did just get out of jail.
Babies? So why can parents in S America keep their fucking kids quiet and no one in the USA can?
We are so boned. We are tolerating such anti social behavior that it feeds on it's self. He's an asshole, OK I'll be an asshole.
There are NO grown ups to stop this. Sure wouldn't want to be accused of racism or something because I told the thug to STFU.
I need to make more money and buy my own fucking plane.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at December 29, 2012 06:56 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 29, 2012 06:56 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: monolith fearing ape at December 29, 2012 06:57 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Robert at December 29, 2012 06:57 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 06:57 PM (8sCoq)
How you feel about our "gifting" 20 F-16s to Egypt? Treasonous on Barky's behalf?
That jugeared bastard doesn't give a damn about gutting our military, but, by Allah, he's going to make sure the Muslim fucking Brotherhood can hurt those damned Joooooos.
*denouncing myself for wine consumption at a party with libs tonight*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 06:58 PM (UOM48)
I always wondered if Mike Judge thought Idiocracy was a comedy or a hauntingly accurate foretelling of America?
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 29, 2012 10:47 PM (OWjjx)
I get the sneaky suspicion that Judge may actually be a conservative. Watch "The Goode Family" and you will see why.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYo3lEQTiMY
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 06:59 PM (Zd/NW)
18-1 @ 189
The whole breeding thing was one of the points of "The Bell Curve".
I was 34 before I got married, and 38 before my first child was born. My idiot niece already has two children (8 and 3) and she is just 26.
I am enthused that my really smart niece is trying to have a baby (but she is already 26) and it might be their only child.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 06:59 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 29, 2012 10:56 PM (+9AX9)
*****
Tweaked it a little fer ya
I'm at 200 and counting, hic!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 06:59 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 06:59 PM (jfSqj)
you're not alone in feeling this way
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 07:00 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Archimedes, marital aid designer at December 29, 2012 07:00 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 07:00 PM (Vk2pI)
M-14, M1911, and the short barrel 12ga covers all the necessary bases.
The rest is just enjoyable fluff.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 29, 2012 07:01 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 10:57 PM (8sCoq)
*****
Piker! Come back when you have pie coming out of yer pie hole!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 07:01 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at December 29, 2012 07:01 PM (Ea64Y)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2012 07:01 PM (NjJzM)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 29, 2012 07:01 PM (yh0zB)
Good point about the 7.62x39.
But...when, or if the shit hits the fan, dropping by your favorite gun store to pick up some brass and powder will be a thing of the past. You'll be scavenging burned out APCs and digging up craters to find ammo.
And that means military and LE calibers.
Hell, if it were up to me, we'd be shooting .22 Hornet and 30-06, my two favorite calibers.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 07:02 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 07:03 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 29, 2012 10:56 PM (+9AX9)
Hey, how about everyone who is shitty to a ont girl, who got married and did not need your attitude, but Loves you anyway.
Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 07:03 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 07:03 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 07:03 PM (jfSqj)
My BFF bought all 3 of Black Country Communion's albums based on my reco of your reco. He's a rock collector.
You should ask for a commission.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 07:04 PM (ccXZP)
Damn femur grabbers! Always trying to get their hairless noses under the tent.
Posted by: monolithic ape at December 29, 2012 07:04 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 29, 2012 07:04 PM (NLjUW)
we need to tax Mitt Romney's famous '47%'... those fuckers who aren't paying shit but are getting all the free shit
I believe every living soul who earns a wage should pay federal income tax
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 07:05 PM (8sCoq)
Billy Bob @ 199
Yeah, I fly a lot lately, and you can tell when it's a business flight (certain times of the day) and when it's full of "normal people" traveling.
Most regular business travelers are fairly polite, more "normal" travelers are a mess. Yeah, and people dress like slobs, too.
I was on a long international flight home to the US a few months ago, and sat near the back of the plane. When I walked out (nearly last one), it was unbelievable what a mess the rest of the passengers had made of the plane. It was a pig sty.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 07:06 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: monolithic ape at December 29, 2012 11:04 PM (z9HTb)
*****
For concealed carry, consider lemur femurs.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 07:06 PM (1OZSU)
Don't be too effusive in your praise of Argentinians. Cristina Kirchner-Fernandez is Obama with Tits and she's run the economy into ruin. Yet she still gets better approval ratings than Obullshit
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 07:06 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 11:05 PM (8sCoq)
Like the SCOAMF said, you gotta have skin in the game.
Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2012 07:06 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 07:07 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 07:09 PM (UOM48)
I have a uzi and a SW 9mm so thinking some 9 mm ammo is the ticket, BUT I also have this.
http://tinyurl.com/354hud
Plus this.
http://tinyurl.com/75t9g6
They both use the same ammo and they both have big clips, the PS90 a 50 round clip and the FN5.7 a 20 round clip.
Think I am going for the FN shit. No recoil and amour piercing ammo!
Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at December 29, 2012 07:09 PM (wR+pz)
The whole breeding thing was one of the points of "The Bell Curve".
***
Oh, the idea has been around for a while - it seems to have cropped up with the Progressive movement - see Oliver Wendell Holmes's comment in Buck v. Bell that the state can sterlize people against their will because "Three generations of imbeciles are enough".
The idea leads to repugnant actions when put into practice as both the Western and German Progressives showed.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 07:10 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 29, 2012 07:10 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2012 07:10 PM (jPVBi)
I want to make a war club out of the femur.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 07:10 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 29, 2012 07:10 PM (NLjUW)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 29, 2012 07:11 PM (KDq5l)
So true. The economy sucks, the people don't. I took about five grand in cash down there and could not spent it all.
They are boned too, but the unions don't know it, just the people working.
Sound familiar?
Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at December 29, 2012 07:12 PM (wR+pz)
A bit of hyperbole, but there are many stories about how the elite British schools consider homosexuality to be perfectly reasonable and a bit of a rite of passage.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 07:12 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 07:13 PM (adaoe)
Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2012 07:13 PM (dzlPN)
It probably gets tiring being the tits on a male pitbull too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 07:13 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: otho at December 29, 2012 10:37 PM (yBF/9)
Wait a second, I thought the old Who was Entwhistle, Daltrey, Townsend, and Moon....
Posted by: cthulhu at December 29, 2012 07:13 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 07:14 PM (FqcJu)
Posted by: red at December 29, 2012 07:14 PM (ymJbM)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2012 07:14 PM (NjJzM)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 29, 2012 07:15 PM (KDq5l)
___
We can really learn from our European betters can't we?
Posted by: Safe Schools Czar Jennings at December 29, 2012 07:15 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 11:06 PM (wwsoB)
Most likely because Argentinians don't expect anything any better than what they've got.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 29, 2012 07:16 PM (Ahxbg)
Preparation for an Officer rank in the Royal Navy, perhaps?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 29, 2012 07:16 PM (xKC/c)
I'm so proud I didn't kill anyone tonight.
Later, all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 07:16 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 29, 2012 07:16 PM (NLjUW)
Only when Rum and the Lash are included.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 07:17 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: rickl at December 29, 2012 07:17 PM (sdi6R)
Babies? So why can parents in S America keep their fucking kids quiet and no one in the USA can?
We are so boned. We are tolerating such anti social behavior that it feeds on it's self. He's an asshole, OK I'll be an asshole.
There are NO grown ups to stop this. Sure wouldn't want to be accused of racism or something because I told the thug to STFU.
I need to make more money and buy my own fucking plane.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at December 29, 2012 10:56 PM (wR+pz)
My wife and I shake our heads every time we go out to do our shopping on Saturdays. We usually hit the grocery store at about 5pm, and the amount of people we see in their pajamas is fucking unbelievable. Almost as unbelievable was seeing teenagers and young adults in their pj's on Christmas Eve at our church's Midnight service.
But sadly, I saw this kind of behavior 20 years ago when a dj I worked with at a radio station would wear the same shirt every day for a week. Not washed, just picked up off the floor and put back on. By Friday, he had crumbs and shit on it from the previous week, and his sloppy attire was definitely a reflection on his sloppy work ethic.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 07:18 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2012 07:18 PM (NjJzM)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 29, 2012 10:49 PM
I've tried to watch the new stuff and get the same thing. Same deal with the production and design. Way too flashy for Who. Dr.Who is pretty silly and preposterous anyway, having CGI and a slick look and shit, doesn't suit the show. It reminds me of the Lost In Space movie. And who are these young kids they're casting as the Doctor? He should be some old or middle aged perve, lusting after the companion chick. Bah. Humbug.
Posted by: otho at December 29, 2012 07:18 PM (yBF/9)
ThinkProgress @thinkprogress
Right wingers on twitter REALLY unhappy to learn that Obamacare is a big tax cut for the middle class. http://thkpr.gs/M8Mq5P #bestof12
Retweeted by Adam Baldwin
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 07:18 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 29, 2012 07:18 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Arbalest at December 29, 2012 07:19 PM (q9m86)
Short version: you'll be disappointed :^P
(Either that or I just wasn't pretty enough.)
Posted by: boulder hobo at December 29, 2012 07:19 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 29, 2012 07:20 PM (KDq5l)
Got it and answered!
As per your question, it isn't surprising to me that Obama would do this, given O's animosity and outright antagonism towards Israel. The main problem with the plane "gift" isn't so much the planes. Egypt's military, while large, is still rife with corruption and inefficiency particularly in their NCO ranks. Part of the reason for Egypt's early successes in the Yom Kippur war was that Saddat had some success in reforming the Egyptian military NCO corps. Ever since Egypt's defeat, the military never got back that quasi-edge they obtained under Saddat. Furthermore, IAF pilots are vastly superior to Egyptian pilots.
The problem is the planes will undoubtedly force Israel to consider Egypt's shiny new toys, (along with Morsi's, shall-we-say, less than warm attitude towards Israel), when planning allocation of military forces for 2013 and on. This may have not been so much of a problem in the past, but there's that little civil-war going on in Syria which could potentially draw the Israelis into an military response, esp if Assad's chemical toys get loosed.
2013 is not shaping up to be a good year for a multitude of reasons.Posted by: Kratos at December 29, 2012 07:20 PM (SOGo4)
Lemur femurs for all first-teamers!
Posted by: Grape Ape at December 29, 2012 11:10 PM (z9HTb)
*****
Not as much stopping power, but hides up real nice!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 07:20 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2012 11:15 PM (KDq5l)
Er, not a fetish but an expression of the futility of being a conservative in CA. But sure, if it makes you happy, I'm a CA Moron (not really).
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 07:21 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 07:22 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 07:22 PM (Vk2pI)
Don't get me wrong, I'll wear some permanent press khakis for three days or so.
Usually the smell of beer on them makes me wash them.
I don't know if you remember the story about German soldiers. NATO required them to change their underwear every week. That was thought of as a real improvement. Da Huh
Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at December 29, 2012 07:22 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 07:23 PM (l86i3)
Obamacare a taxcut for the Middle Class?
What witchcraft is this? Do they think we are that innumerate? Unless they are calling a family of four that makes 30 grand a year "Middle Class".
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 07:23 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 29, 2012 07:24 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: killmore snout at December 29, 2012 07:24 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 07:24 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: boulder hobo at December 29, 2012 07:25 PM (QTHTd)
I'm through with hope that more than 49 percent of America will get a clue, and that's all it is.. hope
When you think there's still a chance, you're the one who's devastated when the miracle doesn't come through. America is now the alcoholic in denial, and will have to hit bottom before realizing that "somebody will fix it" isn't as assured as death and taxes.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 07:26 PM (wwsoB)
I expect to be dead (if the American military turns against us) well before I get to the re loader (and yes I have one). And at that I'll quit.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 07:26 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Arbalest at December 29, 2012 07:28 PM (q9m86)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 07:28 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 29, 2012 07:28 PM (NLjUW)
Posted by: otho at December 29, 2012 11:18 PM (yBF/9)
IIRC, The Doctor is getting younger with each regeneration. River Song said one time that as she was getting older, he was getting younger. Pretty soon the new Doctor will make Justin Beiber look like a middle aged man.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 07:28 PM (Zd/NW)
Timely advice for ALL morons-
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Mark Twain
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 07:29 PM (1OZSU)
Maybe some right winger with a shit ton of money like Adleson (spelling?) should start importing all the Coptic Christians from the mid east that are being slaughtered by the jihadis..... tell them they have to vote republican or they'll be deported back to the shithole they came from.... hell, throw in a free house to boot.... let's get that slimey f*ck Reid the hell out of the Senate!
Come on all you millionaire and billionare republicans.... start thowing around some of that f*ck you money you bastards are hoarding that we hear about from the left all the time...
*ahem* I also am available to move into a nice house in Vegas to vote out Harry (pederast) Reid....
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 29, 2012 07:30 PM (kwieQ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06fbe9p7sI0
I can't find a reference that it is a remake of Led Zeppelin's song; the initial lyrics don't match at least. They did perform as Zep's warm up band in 1970 or so.
Their lead singer and guitarist, Mark Farner, went on to a solo career as a Christian musician among other efforts.
So endeth a rock history lesson.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 07:30 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:28 PM (l86i3)
*****
Wouldn't that be a bugle?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 07:30 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 07:30 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: rickl at December 29, 2012 07:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Kratos at December 29, 2012 10:25 PM (SOGo4)
Kratos!! *Does happy dance* The world is finally coming back into balance.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 29, 2012 07:31 PM (wbeNt)
I always wanted to get a Rottweiler and call him Fang
his best bud would be a Chihuahua named Dr Philip Mendoza
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 07:31 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:23 PM (l86i3)
Awwww...:-)
Posted by: antisocialist at December 29, 2012 07:33 PM (Ahxbg)
I will not comply.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 29, 2012 07:33 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: rickl at December 29, 2012 07:34 PM (sdi6R)
Don't get me wrong, I'll wear some permanent press khakis for three days or so.
Usually the smell of beer on them makes me wash them.
I don't know if you remember the story about German soldiers. NATO required them to change their underwear every week. That was thought of as a real improvement. Da Huh
Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at December 29, 2012 11:22 PM (wR+pz)
I have some micro fiber khakis that I can wear for over week, and the damn things never get dirty or smell. BUT, this guy would wear a shirt that he spilled his food on, constantly. So by the end of the week, it was covered in food. And he ate constantly. He was the morning DJ, and he was never asked by the salespeople to do paid appearances because of his appearance.
Wearing a 5 day old shirt on a body that hasn't showered in 24 hours doesn't make for a pleasant experience in a confined radio control room.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 07:35 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 07:35 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:30 PM (l86i3)
*****
Colonel Sanders? You lost me there OSP, aka JJaoALaoA
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 07:35 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: antisocialist at December 29, 2012 07:35 PM (Ahxbg)
Here's a montage of "The Thin Blue Line's" Inspector Grim:
http://youtu.be/8HNxiJize44
Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 07:36 PM (I88Jc)
Time for the old folk. Another 6" to remove tomorrow after the 11" we got Thursday. Made up the shortage in 2 days.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 29, 2012 07:36 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 07:36 PM (l86i3)
If BBC America were available on more cable networks and not so far down the menu, Piers Morgan would be beaten in the ratings by guys eating spiders, cooking reality shows, and Top Gear reruns
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 07:37 PM (wwsoB)
Yes lads, that buggery thing is a rite of passage for many your British boys, but I'll have you know a cock has never graced my lips.
Posted by: Charles, Prince of Wales at December 29, 2012 07:38 PM (ndqJC)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 07:38 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 29, 2012 07:38 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 29, 2012 07:38 PM (kwieQ)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 29, 2012 07:39 PM (NLjUW)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 07:39 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 07:39 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: rickl at December 29, 2012 11:34 PM (sdi6R)
call it a panzer
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 07:40 PM (8sCoq)
If BBC America were available on more cable networks and not so far down the menu, Piers Morgan would be beaten in the ratings by guys eating spiders, cooking reality shows, and Top Gear reruns
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 11:37 PM (wwsoB)
Their SciFi shows are usually top notch, and actually done with adults in mind instead of always throwing in Someadorablekid and Fuzzycutelittlealienbuddy for the kiddos.
I highly recommend "The In-Betweeners". It is what British morons would be like as teenagers.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 07:41 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Phillip of Maced on ya at December 29, 2012 07:42 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 29, 2012 11:38 PM (kwieQ)
When did the percentage ever drop?
Posted by: MrCaniac, denouncing himself at December 29, 2012 07:42 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 07:43 PM (1OZSU)
314 Colonel Sanders? You lost me there OSP, aka JJaoALaoA
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:35 PM (1OZSU)
The guy on the Kentucky fried Chicken Box. God you people make me feel old.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:36 PM (l86i3)
Clearly dealing with a Popeye's Chicken fan.
Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2012 07:43 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: CAC at December 29, 2012 07:43 PM (4RTVc)
Posted by: Leonidas at December 29, 2012 07:43 PM (to2MA)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 07:44 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: CAC at December 29, 2012 07:45 PM (4RTVc)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 07:45 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: trickamsterdam at December 29, 2012 07:46 PM (uTBHY)
Pick a Dick.
(this is a line best delivered by a female)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 07:46 PM (ccXZP)
We called it a bullshit.
Posted by: MrCaniac, climbing into the barrel at December 29, 2012 11:45 PM (Zd/NW)
And then your buddy killed an owl with champagne bottle cork right?
Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2012 07:46 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 29, 2012 07:47 PM (kwieQ)
Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2012 11:46 PM (GULKT)
Nice pair of hooters you got there.
Posted by: Harry Dunn at December 29, 2012 07:48 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 07:48 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 29, 2012 07:49 PM (OjQYm)
Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at December 29, 2012 07:49 PM (JN+zV)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 07:49 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 07:49 PM (l86i3)
Kathleen Sebelius at December 29, 2012 11:49 PM
With the bitch having a concussion she can claim she cann't remember a thing.
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 29, 2012 07:53 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 07:53 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 07:54 PM (FqcJu)
Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2012 07:55 PM (dzlPN)
Posted by: navybrat at December 29, 2012 07:56 PM (BzGtc)
, but the world unfortunately isn't coming to a balance and even if it was, the scales aren't tilting back toward us. So many missed opportunities...
If all these domestic messes are going to cripple us, imagine all the foreign policy issues that are going to plague us for years, maybe decades to come. The only possible upside is that our decline will force our allies to reconsider their own defense needs and not solely depend on the US (like Japan). Posted by: Kratos at December 29, 2012 07:56 PM (SOGo4)
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 29, 2012 11:53 PM (+9AX9)
plus the hemorrhoids- so she can't talk out her ass either
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 07:56 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 07:58 PM (l86i3)
'The only State Dept. official who lost his job over Benghazi was Ambassador Stevens'
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 07:59 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 07:59 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 08:01 PM (l86i3)
plus the hemorrhoids- so she can't talk out her ass either
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 11:56 PM (8sCoq)
She'll just do that with a lisp.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:59 PM (l86i3)
And a faint whiff of...er...corruption.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 08:02 PM (1OZSU)
Have editors publicly demurred from sending future Laura Logans into future Egypts?
Posted by: PBS, licking BBC's sophisticated nuts at December 29, 2012 08:03 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: boulder hobo at December 29, 2012 08:03 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 08:04 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 08:07 PM (l86i3)
Deport me? If America won't change its crazy gun laws... I may deport myself says Piers Morgan
http://tinyurl.com/cte2cyt
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 08:08 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 29, 2012 08:09 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 29, 2012 08:11 PM (jucos)
Posted by: navybrat at December 29, 2012 08:12 PM (BzGtc)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 08:12 PM (VthfI)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 29, 2012 08:13 PM (yh0zB)
So what are people doing for New Year's Eve?
Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:12 AM (VthfI)
my answer would only depress you more
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 08:14 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:12 AM (VthfI)
*****
Potato cannon at 10 o'clock and early to bed.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 08:14 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Kratos at December 29, 2012 11:56 PM (SOGo4)
Well...yes...but at least we get to share the entire miserable thing with *you*. And that makes all the difference.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 29, 2012 08:15 PM (wbeNt)
"There is nothing wrong with higher education that cannot be solved by burning down the universities and hanging all the professors."
- H. L. Mencken
Sorry. Just read this in a comments page somewhere else on the internetz... it brought a laugh out loud kind of happiness to me. Thought I'd share.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 29, 2012 08:15 PM (kwieQ)
A sane mother will do everything to protect her child.
A sane father will protect both.
Governments that what to survive will recognize these eternal truths.
Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 08:16 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: navybrat at December 29, 2012 08:16 PM (BzGtc)
I hate math puzzles!
Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2012 12:15 AM (jPVBi)
*****
Just make sure to slice across all rows, all columns and all 3X3 squares.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 08:17 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 08:18 PM (VthfI)
But if I cut anything important off, I won't be able to add up the numbers.
:^(
Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2012 08:19 PM (jPVBi)
Deport me? If America won't change its crazy gun laws... I may deport myself says Piers Morgan
Give me a call. I'll buy you a one way ticket and you give me your passport.
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 29, 2012 08:19 PM (+9AX9)
Every day is one day less of the JEF.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 29, 2012 08:19 PM (xKC/c)
I hate math puzzles!>>
Yeah I can't ever remember whether it's
Up,Down,Left, Right
Left, Right,Up,Down
Up,Down, Right,Left
Left, Right,Up,Down
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 08:19 PM (Y6HTt)
384 I kind of figured the responses to my New Year's Eve question would be sad.
*****
Dude- it's a cannon- and it shoots potatoes- nothing sad about that!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 08:20 PM (1OZSU)
Back! Sorry for jumping in with my own shit, but had another Tale of the Supermarket, yesterday afternoon. 5 pm, rush hour at Safeway. Fuckin' white trash baby momma (sans baby) using 8 different coupons, EBT card, what-the-fuck-have-you. The people behind her back out of line when they see what's up, but I, as usual, figure this is gonna be better than the 6 deep lines elsewhere. WRONG! Holy hell. Each transaction takes for fucking ever. Already had my stuff loaded on the belt, so I stayed, and gave the glare. She looked totally upright and able-bodied to me, albeit morbidly obese. Why can't people feed their own GD kids, anymore? Oh, and BTW, the last 6 transactions were for 8 each of strained baby foods. Which would have cost about 5% of the price if she had just bought real food and mashed it up. Oh for fuck's sake.
Sorry. Had to get it out! Thank God I didn't follow her out to her Escalade, like last time this happened to me. I can imagine that she climbed into her beater Tercel. Yeah.
Posted by: kalneva at December 29, 2012 08:20 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 08:20 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 08:20 PM (VthfI)
Hillary Clinton is my choice for president in '16.
Posted by: Meggy McCain at December 30, 2012 12:02 AM (ndqJC)
That would make Billy Jeff the "First Gentleman" and Webb Hubbell the "First Baby Daddy".
Posted by: MrCaniac, I want Billy Jeff and Webb on Maury at December 29, 2012 08:22 PM (Zd/NW)
So what are people doing for New Year's Eve?
Drinking Samuel Adams Lager, watching The Twilight Zone marathon on SyFy, watching college football (when not watching TTZ), and when the games are finished, more Twilight Zone!! I'm just livin' the dream baby!!!
Posted by: puddleglum at December 29, 2012 08:22 PM (1mrgJ)
Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:20 AM (VthfI)
I woulda been fine with a nice fat SMOD
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 08:22 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 29, 2012 08:22 PM (+9AX9)
Previous generations, while afforded more leeward from fewer burdens of exaggerated technological immediacy, would scoff.
Who's drinking?
http://youtu.be/CpmDAu_47OE
Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 08:23 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Detroit at December 29, 2012 08:23 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:20 AM (VthfI)
Positive? I was hoping for the rapture, myself. Even though I wouldn't be exactly one of the "chosen".
Posted by: kalneva at December 29, 2012 08:24 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 29, 2012 08:24 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at December 29, 2012 08:25 PM (JN+zV)
Hell have a good new years and throw a party for people that will say this "Hold my Beer and Watch this"
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 08:25 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 08:26 PM (VthfI)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 08:27 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: butch at December 29, 2012 08:27 PM (nK2Sx)
http://tinyurl.com/cte2cyt
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2012 12:08 AM (wwsoB)
-----------------------------------------------------------
AMF Piers. Please let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 30, 2012 12:11 AM (jucos)
I'm thinking Piers may have been told that his contract won't be renewed. His "multiyear" contract began in January 2011, so "multiyear" may mean 2 years, and with the turnover at the top of CNN, they may want to make a clean break with him.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 08:27 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 29, 2012 08:28 PM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: kalneva at December 29, 2012 08:28 PM (S+/pH)
They'll outlaw high capacity tater salad in a black bowl first.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 08:28 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 08:29 PM (VthfI)
Posted by: navybrat at December 29, 2012 08:29 PM (BzGtc)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 08:29 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 30, 2012 12:28 AM (ptlfZ)
That's a really cool idea. I wonder if my younger kids might like that instead of the numbers.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 29, 2012 08:30 PM (wbeNt)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 08:31 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 08:32 PM (VthfI)
Posted by: kalneva at December 29, 2012 08:32 PM (S+/pH)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VThQr8fDiLA
Because you like to laugh at idiots?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 29, 2012 08:32 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:12 AM (VthfI)
Mrs and I will get Outback takeout. Get a movie, watch about 1/2 of it, she will fall asleep, I turn on the Chik Fil A Bowl, then turn on Dick Clark's New Years Eve, pop a bottle of champagne, wake up the Mrs, toast, then she falls back asleep, I go back to drinking beer.
Important safety tip for those going out on New Years Eve from a friend of mine who is a State Trooper. When you are on a divided highway at night, stay in the right lane, do not stay in the passing lane. He told me almost every drunk driver fatality he sees are from the drunk going down the road in the wrong direction without his headlights on. By the time you see him/her, it's too late.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 08:33 PM (Zd/NW)
My apologies to the anyone offended by my use of the number nine.
Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 29, 2012 08:33 PM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 08:36 PM (VthfI)
Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 08:36 PM (FqcJu)
Posted by: Obama Voter at December 29, 2012 08:37 PM (Vk2pI)
422 Sudoku's a great game. I get depressed by the number of folks who like other games who don't try it because "they don't like math." Letters A-I works, as does any group of nine different things.
*****
Mrs. Muldoon & I both do Sudoku's at bedtime. It actually is better than counting sheep if you have trouble drifting off. Give it a try.
I'm thinking of using photos of the SCOTUS justices instead of numbers.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 08:37 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 30, 2012 12:36 AM (FqcJu)
*****
What was the outcome of the bucky ball ingestion? Wait or OR?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 08:38 PM (1OZSU)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kQWiAOaA9c
Volume should be set at '11'.
May all the Morons have a better New Year. Everyone else can suck my dick.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 08:39 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 08:40 PM (VthfI)
Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 29, 2012 08:41 PM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:36 AM (VthfI)
Plenty of drunks out at noon on a Monday. I meet my mom for lunch every week, and at one of the places we eat there are always a group of older women having a few glasses of wine with lunch, and these are big glasses of wine, and women in their 60's and 70's. Working with and having alcoholics in my family opened my eyes as to how many drunks are on the road at 10am.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 08:41 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 30, 2012 12:33 AM (Zd/NW)
We actually had this happen to us a year or two ago. Scary shit! Lucky hubby had his wits about him, and we got in the right lane in time! I don't know how you could possibly be that drunk. Oh, wait. People are stupid, even without the alcohol and darkness. So not really that surprising.
Posted by: kalneva at December 29, 2012 08:41 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:40 AM (VthfI)
*****
Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no steenking Badgers!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 08:42 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 30, 2012 12:41 AM (ptlfZ)
*****
Or nine endangered species?
Like taters?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 08:43 PM (1OZSU)
Chunky Mariah Carey's "Auld Lang Syne":
http://youtu.be/Aop6YF1Xqqg
Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 08:44 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 08:44 PM (VthfI)
Conservative Blacks
Conservative Whites
Conservative Asians
Conservative Peruvians....
Lots of places to get the photos from so easy peasy.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 08:44 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Barney Frank at December 29, 2012 08:44 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Uncle Jed at December 29, 2012 08:45 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 29, 2012 08:45 PM (ptlfZ)
Do you mean, in a car? Or like, sleeping stretched out on the road?
Posted by: navybrat at December 29, 2012 08:47 PM (BzGtc)
Darwin? Or the road is warmer than the ditch.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 08:48 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 30, 2012 12:27 AM
I have a hunch that's why Piers wrote that. If you read the article its chock full of the leftist bullshit and PM claiming that he's not really against the Second Amendment. Then he plays the military relatives card, galling in that he was fired for publishing fake pictures claiming atrocities by Brit troops.
If Piers Morgan and The Truth were in the same room, they'd have to be introduced.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 08:48 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: mr_jack at December 29, 2012 08:48 PM (P0N+7)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 08:49 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 29, 2012 08:49 PM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: teej at December 29, 2012 08:50 PM (hDena)
Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 29, 2012 08:50 PM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: Uncle Jed at December 29, 2012 08:51 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: teej at December 30, 2012 12:50 AM (hDena)
*****
Texas tonight and Texas Tech last night both had nice 4th Q come-from-behind wins.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 08:51 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 08:52 PM (Vk2pI)
My father has a Ruger Blackhawk (pre 80s) in 44 mag that is a hoot to shoot. Never has had an issue with it but it is not the gun you'll likely put a lot of rounds through in a day either.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 08:52 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 08:54 PM (FqcJu)
Posted by: teej at December 29, 2012 08:56 PM (epFwI)
My father has a Ruger Blackhawk (pre 80s) in 44 mag that is a hoot to shoot. Never has had an issue with it but it is not the gun you'll likely put a lot of rounds through in a day either.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 12:52 AM (Y6HTt)
*****
I had a Ruger Blackhawk .357 Magnum until the freak canoe accident. I agree with what Buzz saw- fun to shoot, Big Bang theory and all that. Single action, little cumbersome. Not much use for CCP.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 08:56 PM (1OZSU)
The wonders of X-rays and endoscopes. Yeah likely out the way they went in.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 08:57 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 08:58 PM (VthfI)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 08:59 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Uncle Jed at December 29, 2012 09:00 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 09:01 PM (VthfI)
So long as science blesses me, it's all much ado about nothing because I live in the here and now.
Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 09:03 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 09:04 PM (VthfI)
Posted by: Arbalest at December 29, 2012 09:04 PM (q9m86)
Posted by: teej at December 29, 2012 09:05 PM (gS7S1)
We actually had this happen to us a year or two ago. Scary shit! Lucky hubby had his wits about him, and we got in the right lane in time! I don't know how you could possibly be that drunk. Oh, wait. People are stupid, even without the alcohol and darkness. So not really that surprising.
Posted by: kalneva at December 30, 2012 12:41 AM (S+/pH)
Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:44 AM (VthfI)
One of the last times I went out partying on New Year's Eve was about 22 years ago. I was double dating with another couple and he was driving. He made the turn onto a divided highway but didn't make it to the correct way, he went the wrong way, but he realized in about 20 feet into it and drove across the median to get to the other side. Since that night, if we go out, I don't drink at all, and we are at home by about 11pm.
Sorry if I freaked you out, but in the last few years, I have had to start doing all the defensive driving techniques that I was taught 30+ years ago. People have gotten real bad driving especially ignoring traffic lights, stop signs, and "directional arrows" painted on the pavement and on signs at stoplights.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 09:06 PM (Zd/NW)
Yes, and all other guidance, up to and including self preservation.
Posted by: navybrat at December 29, 2012 09:09 PM (BzGtc)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 09:11 PM (VthfI)
I have a hunch that's why Piers wrote that. If you read the article its chock full of the leftist bullshit and PM claiming that he's not really against the Second Amendment. Then he plays the military relatives card, galling in that he was fired for publishing fake pictures claiming atrocities by Brit troops.
If Piers Morgan and The Truth were in the same room, they'd have to be introduced.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2012 12:48 AM (wwsoB)
I think if Piers and The Truth were in the same room, Piers would go running out of that room like a little bitch.
I love that Clarkson is calling him out on his bullshit since it appears that Top Gear seems to be the only "conservative" show on BBC.
I may have to rethink that and add Gordon Ramsey to that because he doesn't give a shit for people's excuses and seems to reward those who work hard.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 09:12 PM (Zd/NW)
Flew out to Boston for a class. Picked up the rental (not a drop to drink) well they have six lane fucking city streets and I went the wrong way. Saw headlights and jumped the median. The point is they cut curbs from granite and it cut the tire so there was heavy drinking once I arrived finally at my hotel room.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 09:13 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 01:04 AM (VthfI)
The HQ is like an old pair of boxer shorts with orange cheetohs dust wiped on the sides and a brown skidmark in the back and fap juice stains on the front.
You know you should clean em out, but they are so comfy you just cant resist. Or so I have been told.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 09:17 PM (Zd/NW)
I really do know what I'm talking about here. If you think you might fall into thjs category, hire a cab. It is worth it
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 09:17 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 01:13 AM (Y6HTt)
Let's just say I was glad that I was wearing a rented tux that night.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 09:19 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: BignJames at December 29, 2012 09:19 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 09:19 PM (VthfI)
Posted by: rickl at December 29, 2012 09:20 PM (sdi6R)
That's no cliff. It's a space station!
Look, I can't get involved. I've got work to do. It's not that I like the Empire; I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now... It's all such a long way from here.
Happy New Year! I will keep my peace until 2013, but I leave you with Deuteronomy 31:8, along with wishes of safety, health and happiness to all here.
Posted by: and irresolute at December 29, 2012 09:20 PM (DBH1h)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 09:21 PM (VthfI)
Posted by: Uncle Jed at December 29, 2012 09:22 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 09:23 PM (VthfI)
I really do know what I'm talking about here. If you think you might fall into thjs category, hire a cab. It is worth it
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2012 01:17 AM
.05? Shit, if they make it any lower your frigging aftershave will get you busted.
Posted by: Berserker at December 29, 2012 09:24 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Sassy
Because you're alive, we are alive. Either life is precious or it isn't.
B'sides, front row seats.
I don't think this age is any different that any other. Humans tent to focus on the immediate for obvious reasons, but *don't* think things have been much different.
This? This is normal.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 29, 2012 09:27 PM (KDq5l)
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother fucker in the God damn valley?"
Psalm 23:4 in the New Sgt. Siek version
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 09:28 PM (Y6HTt)
482
The only this I'm driving is my lawnmower with 0.2.......wait! thats been done and busted....never mind.
Posted by: Richard at December 29, 2012 09:29 PM (Pj/A8)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 09:31 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 09:33 PM (VthfI)
Posted by: Richard at December 29, 2012 09:33 PM (Pj/A8)
Posted by: Uncle Jed at December 29, 2012 09:34 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 09:36 PM (VthfI)
Posted by: Richard at December 29, 2012 09:37 PM (Pj/A8)
I would bet that if you met us in the real world we would be the happiest mutherfuckers you met that day. We come here to bitch and vent to protect our family's from our "bad thoughts"
Shit I got nothing to bitch about (except this AoSHQ damaged keyboard) good job nice place to live and family. I will celebrate that on the new year you're darn tootin.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 09:38 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 09:39 PM (VthfI)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at December 29, 2012 09:42 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 09:42 PM (Vk2pI)
I will toast the AoSHQ and all M and M's who have given LIFE to this mortal coil.
It's all I got at this point.....
night.
Posted by: Richard at December 29, 2012 09:42 PM (Pj/A8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 29, 2012 09:42 PM (t9Q9e)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 09:43 PM (VthfI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 29, 2012 09:43 PM (t9Q9e)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 29, 2012 09:45 PM (t9Q9e)
It's like a more cuddly version of Gwar...
It was that or a "Heavy Metal" Kill the Wabbit.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 29, 2012 09:45 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 09:46 PM (VthfI)
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and lonbows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take crossbows against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die; to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 09:48 PM (Y6HTt)
wrong. So I guess I could drink to that on New Year's Eve. It is very
good champagne. Would be a waste to let that sit there.>>
If I let the Dems be the reason why I am happy or sad, I would have been miserable my whole life. Dems have been in control of my city for about 40 years, they were in control of my state for most of my life, and have been in control in DC for about half of my life. I do not give them control over my emotions, so they do not have control over me.
I will toast a New Year and hope for the best.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 09:52 PM (Zd/NW)
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain
I learned something today.
Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at December 29, 2012 09:52 PM (vLHZU)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 09:54 PM (VthfI)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at December 29, 2012 09:56 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 09:56 PM (VthfI)
Are you sure you want an answer? It's really crude and lowbrow for a POSH that buys good champagne. Oh and you'll say duh afterwards
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 09:57 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 10:04 PM (VthfI)
Posted by: Zakn at December 29, 2012 10:04 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 10:04 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 29, 2012 10:06 PM (t9Q9e)
Wow my date says I get to pop the Vulva and Clito at midnight.
Veuve Cliquot
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 10:07 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 10:10 PM (VthfI)
http://youtu.be/lPvv8pU68K8
Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 10:15 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Sassy at December 29, 2012 10:16 PM (VthfI)
Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 29, 2012 10:17 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Ohio Dan saying adios 2012 at December 29, 2012 10:35 PM (JKNDp)
http://youtu.be/__VQX2Xn7tI
Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 10:42 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Saturday Night Lurker at December 29, 2012 10:47 PM (LM9t5)
Evening Saturday, sctually Sunday morning lurker, It's been a while since I paid $.99 a gallon for gas. We dipped below $3 for about a week and are up to $3.40 now.
On another note, I used Yahoo to search for doorbells a couple days ago and by coincidence I am seeing doorbells advertised when I sign in to AOS. HMMMM! Curious and curiouser.
Posted by: Ohio Dan saying adios 2012 at December 29, 2012 10:54 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Ohio Dan saying adios 2012 at December 29, 2012 10:58 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: grease monkey at December 29, 2012 10:59 PM (VSWPU)
Well...since its just me in here.
*toe in water*
I saw a show yesterday called The United States of Bacon. Wow. Had to change up the dinner plans.
And I have been neglectIng the Kroger card at the pump. Had to fill up the other day and used it. I paid 99 cents a gallon. Bill was $15.65 for a full fill up. Remember those days?
Posted by: Saturday Night Lurker at December 30, 2012 02:47 AM (LM9t5)
Did almost the same thing today, but I only got the gas for $1.35. It has been many years since the gas digits were moving at the same speed as the dollar digits. $25 bucks to gas up the Grand Cherokee felt awfully good.
We have gotten to the point where we go to Kroger and get the gift cards for dinners, shopping, and other things so that we get the 4X gas points. That was how we were able to get the $1.80 a gallon off this month. Used the cards for Christmas shopping and Christmas gifts.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 11:00 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 11:04 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: The Dude at December 29, 2012 11:09 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: Sunday Not Yet Morn Lurker at December 29, 2012 11:11 PM (CNuph)
Bay City Rollers' "S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!":
http://youtu.be/dBn2ux5vRHk
Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 11:17 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: tidemonster at December 29, 2012 11:17 PM (QKbxd)
I bet every moron on this thread can think ofa fewgreat things they experienced this year that they are glad they were alive to see
You'd lose that bet .
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2012 11:23 PM (ED663)
Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 29, 2012 11:27 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 29, 2012 11:32 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 30, 2012 01:13 AM (XDC0v)
Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 30, 2012 01:15 AM (XDC0v)
yes it's good to count one's blessings, but the fact that we can read and write was true in 2011 as well as in 2012
so the marginal change that the year 2012 brought was, umm, negative
Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2012 01:16 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 30, 2012 01:17 AM (XDC0v)
<i>Yeah they burned out early, but not before complaining that all is lost and there is no hope nor anything to be happy about in 2012.</i>
Happy New Year's Eve Eve!
Posted by: RichatUF at December 30, 2012 01:18 AM (rJdKc)
Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 30, 2012 01:20 AM (XDC0v)
Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 30, 2012 01:21 AM (XDC0v)
chemjeff-
Graduated and worked at UF for a number of years. I live in NOVA nowadays and I'm working at a secret undisclosed location for the holidays (in a cold war era bomb shelter).
Dave (wgacoaigs?)-
Grateful. My dad's port came out a few weeks ago and got into school to finish my engineering degree. 2012 was a great year for me personally.
Posted by: RichatUF at December 30, 2012 01:22 AM (rJdKc)
Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 30, 2012 01:27 AM (XDC0v)
there is no telling how much longer QEinfinity will be able to mask our true economic weakness. when it does, then we will be truly boned. if we don't have anything solid to fall back upon, then we won't even be the world's reserve currency anymore.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2012 01:34 AM (BBWjt)
People acted like Obama's reelection was the end of the world. Jeez people you can't expect to win all the time
We survived WW1, WW2, and the Carter Presidency. The Reagan Revolution gave us 27 years of prosperity. This is an unfortunate detour.
Posted by: RichatUF at December 30, 2012 01:36 AM (rJdKc)
Not everyone gets to witness the death of an empire. In my lifetime, I've seen the final nail driven into the British Empire's coffin, the collapse of the Soviet Union, and the USA effectively switch places with the Soviet Union.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 30, 2012 01:38 AM (hc3eM)
We're no longer a democratic Republic, we're a defacto oligarchy. There is no way back save collapse and rebirth.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 30, 2012 01:41 AM (hc3eM)
Posted by: Butters at December 30, 2012 01:42 AM (NIZHJ)
there is no telling how much longer QEinfinity will be able to mask our true economic weakness. when it does, then we will be truly boned. if we don't have anything solid to fall back upon, then we won't even be the world's reserve currency anymore.
1. Japan has been able to pull off this trick since about 1990. They have a debt to gdp ratio of about 200%. The point being, the Fed will probably be able to work their magic for a lot longer than people expect.
2. The US has quite a bit to fall back on: the USG has about 650 million acres of land it can sell, over 8 thousand tons of gold, some 750 million bbls of oil.
3. Not being the worlds reserve currency might not be all that bad. If the US wasn't the reserve currency, trade flows to the US from ROW would be more balanced. I'm skeptical though that it would happen without opec seriously moving in that direction, which would include liquidating US based and US dollar denominated assets in their sovereign wealth funds.
Posted by: RichatUF at December 30, 2012 01:46 AM (rJdKc)
Butters-
It is less than meets the eye. It'll be back.
@PurpAv-
I have a searching criticism of that. One the US hasn't "switched" places with the USSR. The USSR exported terror and misery in full measure worldwide and its collapse was one of the best things to happen to this world. The world is still suffering from the wounds of Cold War. The US is going through a period of economic and political weakness as we have done though other periods of our history. Just because the fashionable elite opinion today is decline and weakness doesn't mean that we can't or won't change course.
Posted by: RichatUF at December 30, 2012 01:56 AM (rJdKc)
it's gonna suck once the jig is revealed to be 'up'
Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2012 02:06 AM (BBWjt)
but that is the direction that we are headed, unfortunately.
these liberal idiots who are in charge, they simultaneously believe that they can (a) grow government without limit, "for the children", (b) that we aren't an exceptional nation, but that (c) we are somehow immune from falling into tyranny from a leviathan government. if that were a computer program, it would not compile.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2012 02:11 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Deety at December 30, 2012 02:23 AM (aOVhq)
Posted by: Butters at December 30, 2012 02:24 AM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: JDTAY at December 30, 2012 02:26 AM (a0nis)
Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2012 02:39 AM (HtUkt)
chemjeff-
Japan is still a powerhourse when it comes to exports. In the US the jig was up when we bailed out Fannie and Freddie.
Posted by: RichatUF at December 30, 2012 02:40 AM (rJdKc)
Posted by: Guam resident Don't tip us over. at December 30, 2012 02:41 AM (rJdKc)
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