March 18, 2012
— Maetenloch Starting early to get the average back down...
President Obama has a bad habit of denigrating his predecessors - usually inaccurately - and last week he indulged this unpleasant trait again by dissing President Rutherford B. Hayes as a luddite:
One of my predecessors, Rutherford B. Hayes, reportedly said about the telephone, 'It's a great invention, but who would ever want to use one?' That's why he's not on Mount Rushmore because he's looking backwards. He's not looking forwards.
And as is typical he was just wrong - it turns out that Hayes was quite the early adopter of technology:
Hayes, in fact, was such a technology buff that he installed the first telephone in the White House [in 1877, just months after it was demonstrated]. A list of telephone subscribers published in the article "The Telephone Comes to Washington," by Richard T. Loomis, shows that the White House was given the number "1."
And furthermore the B in Rutherford B. Hayes stood for Badass:
When the Civil War began, Hayes left a successful political career to join the Union Army. Wounded five times, most seriously at the Battle of South Mountain, he earned a reputation for bravery in combat and was promoted to the rank of major general. After the war, he served in the U.S. Congress from 1865 to 1867 as a Republican. Hayes left Congress to run for Governor of Ohio and was elected to two consecutive terms, serving from 1867 to 1871.
...Hayes believed in meritocratic government, equal treatment without regard to race, and improvement through education. He ordered federal troops to quell the Great Railroad Strike of 1877 and ordered them out of Southern capitals as Reconstruction ended. He implemented modest civil service reforms that laid the groundwork for further reform in the 1880s and 1890s. Hayes kept his pledge not to run for re-election. He retired to his home in Ohio and became an advocate of social and educational reform
Leave it to Obama to falsely insult a better man than himself.
The most fundamental fact about the ideas of the political left is that they do not work. Therefore we should not be surprised to find the left concentrated in institutions where ideas do not have to work in order to survive.
Has Israel Voted to Bomb Iran?
Ben Caspit reports (Hebrew) that the cabinet now has, for the first time, a majority (eight votes for, six votes against) favoring the measure. This means that theoretically Bibi can begin an attack at any time. Of course, it could mean something different: it could mean the cabinet has approved a strike at any point in future with Bibi determining the timing. So it doesn't necessarily mean the F-16s will fly tonight or tomorrow....A senior official said Bibi believed it would be best not to wait for the November presidential elections because he didn't trust the president to deal with the problem after the election.
And based on these rumors oil prices have jumped to $126/barrel. So the question arises - where are the American carriers? Well two (CVN-72 and CVN-70) are already in the Gulf and the USS Enterprise (CVN-65) is on its way.
Meanwhile this is the kind of 'peace' that Israel currently enjoys. This video was shot last week in the city of Ashod while it was under attack by Palestinian rockets fired from Gaza.
You had me at taser.
Ultimate Tak Ball is an indoor sport wherein you try to deposit a large soccer ball into a goal while the other team tries to stop you with stun guns. As in, you're running along and then the defender tasers you
This is a game that requires balls of non-conductive material.
It's Tough Out There For a Math Genius
Sure he can solve the Poincaré conjecture, win the Fields Medal, and even be offered (and reject) a $1 million prize but that's not enough to make Grigori Perelman happy.
In 2006 he was unemployed and living with his mother on the outskirts of the city. It is reported that he retired from mathematics, finding it too painful and political.
When the New Yorker interviewed Perelman shortly after he declined the highest prize in mathematics, he said, while taking the journalist on a long walk through St. Petersburg, "I'm looking for some friends, and they don't have to be mathematicians."
Maybe some math groupies would help.
UMASS Undergraduate Engineering Class, 1959-1999
Class pictures taken over 40 years. I'd say the classes of 1959 and 1993 were the snappiest dressers.
What you were and were not allowed to show on the air back in 1949. Interestingly the rules today are even stricter when it comes to drinking and smoking.
And apparently she's in a movie, "The Devil's Carnival", which leads to this week's JWOW.
Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings
Top 10 commenters:
1 [427 comments] 'willow' [59.94 posts/day]
2 [372 comments] 'toby928?'
3 [366 comments] 'AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012'
4 [360 comments] 'Tammy al Thor'
5 [343 comments] 'Vic'
6 [320 comments] 'kbdabear'
7 [318 comments] 'sleepy'
8 [311 comments] 'yankeefifth'
9 [301 comments] 'StuckOnStupid'
10 [285 comments] 'mama winger'
Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [100 names] 'kbdabear' [14.04 unique names/day]
2 [60 names] 'Russell Kirk'
3 [59 names] 'Cicero'
4 [54 names] 'toby928?'
5 [48 names] 'Attack Watch'
6 [47 names] 'fluffy'
7 [37 names] 'joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy'
8 [31 names] 'andycanuck'
9 [31 names] 'Insomniac'
10 [28 names] 'davidt'
The group. Yeah.
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Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 04:47 PM (Z9EHQ)
Evening folks, how is everyone this fine evening?
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 04:49 PM (ONsld)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 18, 2012 04:51 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 18, 2012 04:52 PM (DGIjM)
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Posted by: toby928© at March 18, 2012 04:54 PM (GTbGH)
"Rootherferd" He said "Rootherferd."
He truly is a stuttering stammering illiterate gasbag clusterfuck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 18, 2012 04:54 PM (WdKsY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 04:55 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 18, 2012 04:55 PM (aiMuM)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 04:55 PM (ONsld)
1 [427 comments] 'willow' [59.94 posts/day]
Yeah, AoS is a full time job, and congratulations to willow for a job well done!
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 18, 2012 04:56 PM (TkGkA)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 04:56 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: Chris at March 18, 2012 04:56 PM (XGZYX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 04:57 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 18, 2012 04:57 PM (aiMuM)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 04:57 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 18, 2012 04:58 PM (U69e0)
Posted by: Alex at March 18, 2012 04:58 PM (XzxB+)
Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 04:58 PM (I2LwF)
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Pardon me, but WTH are you talking about?
Posted by: Douche's Blond Wife at March 18, 2012 04:58 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 18, 2012 04:59 PM (DGIjM)
Congratulations. You are now a full member.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 18, 2012 04:59 PM (U69e0)
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 18, 2012 04:59 PM (aiMuM)
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2012 05:00 PM (gre5a)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 05:00 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2012 05:00 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: "Rootherferd" at March 18, 2012 05:01 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 05:01 PM (ONsld)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 05:02 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 18, 2012 05:02 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 18, 2012 05:02 PM (i5KzK)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 18, 2012 05:02 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Samuel Tilden at March 18, 2012 05:02 PM (XGZYX)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 05:03 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 18, 2012 05:03 PM (vpe0k)
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2012 05:03 PM (gre5a)
Ha, Y5. I told you I could stay off the list. 
The biggest part of the Hayes story IMO is the fact that the WaPo was admitting SCOAMF lied.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 18, 2012 05:04 PM (tD5no)
The country would have never recovered from a President named "Tilden."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 18, 2012 05:04 PM (U69e0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 05:05 PM (Z9EHQ)
I know what I am thinkin and there is no way I added any value to a discussion
I know how you feel.
Posted by: Chelsea at March 18, 2012 05:05 PM (TkGkA)
Posted by: nickless at March 18, 2012 05:05 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 05:06 PM (Z9EHQ)
A couple of days ago Contemplative Listener/Lobster referred to me as one of the morons. It was the proudest day of my blogging life.
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2012 05:07 PM (gre5a)
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2012 05:08 PM (gre5a)
! of course, if someone other than a moron is callin you a moron, well -Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 05:09 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 05:09 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 18, 2012 05:09 PM (aiMuM)
Posted by: dogfish at March 18, 2012 05:09 PM (N2yhW)
Posted by: Calyx at March 18, 2012 05:09 PM (U/goY)
Posted by: Chris at March 18, 2012 08:56 PM (XGZYX)
It was horrible, a complete disaster. Don't ask.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 18, 2012 05:10 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 18, 2012 05:11 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: dogfish at March 18, 2012 05:11 PM (N2yhW)
Point of order: The skinless man usually appears at the end of the Lifetime movie.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 18, 2012 05:12 PM (U69e0)
It's actually my choice. I'm getting out of the military. Of course, if anyone knows someone who's hiring, I'd be all ears
Posted by: Alex at March 18, 2012 05:13 PM (XzxB+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 05:13 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Shane is dead at March 18, 2012 05:13 PM (DGnMA)
The Walking Dead sucks. Why are you making excuses to watch it?
Because I believe that even a sucky zombie show is better than no zombie show.
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 18, 2012 05:14 PM (vpe0k)
Posted by: nickless at March 18, 2012 05:14 PM (MMC8r)
I don't think the Santorum Puerto Rico staff is a good prospect.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 18, 2012 05:14 PM (U69e0)
Posted by: Shane is dead at March 18, 2012 05:15 PM (DGnMA)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 05:15 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 05:15 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: USA at March 18, 2012 05:16 PM (6Cjut)
Are we talking people-people or Zetas-cartel-people-people?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 18, 2012 05:17 PM (U69e0)
Posted by: CDR M at March 18, 2012 05:17 PM (QaYwz)
Posted by: "Rootherferd" at March 18, 2012 05:19 PM (FcR7P)
. You guys must have enjoyed them a little, even for camp value.
You're right about Hellraiser 1; Hellraiser 2 is a superior movie. 3 was okay, but the Cenobites looked more like Borg than what a Cenobite "should" appear as. I liked Bloodline, but it was a little too short for me. There are 5 other Hellraiser movies that get progressively worse. I liked "Hellworld" solely because of Lance Henderson's and Doug Bradley's presence in it.
Anyway, they are all on Netflix IIRC if you and the gf want to see all of them.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 18, 2012 05:19 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Occupy Elle! at March 18, 2012 05:20 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 18, 2012 05:20 PM (aiMuM)
Posted by: Samuel Tilden at March 18, 2012 05:20 PM (XGZYX)
It's actually my choice. I'm getting out of the military. Of course, if anyone knows someone who's hiring, I'd be all ears
****
What kind of work do you do?
Posted by: Douche's Blond Wife at March 18, 2012 05:20 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 05:21 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 18, 2012 05:21 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 18, 2012 09:19 PM (UR5vq)
Hey finished ME3 last night. Last 5 minutes are as dumb and lazy as claimed.
Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2012 05:22 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 18, 2012 05:22 PM (KEtcL)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 18, 2012 05:24 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Samuel Tilden at March 18, 2012 05:25 PM (XGZYX)
Good evening, good people. Went to one of our local ice cream stores today that just opened for the year--couple weeks early. I took the Toy, and discovered that a crapload of others wanted to show off the iron, too. A ton of heavy duty Detroit iron, mixed with some gorgeous oldies. Talked with some guys I know and a bunch of new friends.
Just a fine way to spend a couple of Sunday hours.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 18, 2012 05:25 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 18, 2012 05:25 PM (aiMuM)
I'm an intel officer, but I've been a medical hold company executive officer, battalion assistant operations officer, and brigade intelligence planner.
Posted by: Alex at March 18, 2012 05:26 PM (XzxB+)
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 18, 2012 05:27 PM (aiMuM)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 05:27 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 18, 2012 05:27 PM (DGIjM)
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The railroads have very robust programs for hiring ex-military and they don't start at the entry level. The pay is great and the benefits are outstanding.
Posted by: Douche's Blond Wife at March 18, 2012 05:28 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Samuel Tilden at March 18, 2012 05:28 PM (XGZYX)
"StuckOnStupid, is the beater ready to go to work tomorrow?"
Yup, the crew got her back together yesterday and she's all ready to go - looks like hell, but she's roadworthy.
They had a great time today, were watching The Final Countdown now, a lot of the crew has never seen it.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 05:29 PM (ONsld)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 05:29 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: Samuel Tilden at March 18, 2012 05:30 PM (XGZYX)
Lies are the wave of the future. How good are you at unconvincing lies?
Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 18, 2012 05:30 PM (2Gb0y)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 05:31 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 05:32 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 05:34 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 18, 2012 05:34 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 18, 2012 05:35 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Samuel Tilden at March 18, 2012 05:35 PM (XGZYX)
Posted by: William Henry Harrison at March 18, 2012 05:36 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 18, 2012 05:36 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: elliot m at March 18, 2012 05:36 PM (zPich)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 18, 2012 05:37 PM (WUWb9)
Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 18, 2012 05:37 PM (u50z0)
Posted by: ms. docweasel at March 18, 2012 05:38 PM (beBtw)
Posted by: Truman North
Awesome TN, that one was one of my favorites.
Posted by: hobbes at March 18, 2012 05:39 PM (OSbed)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 18, 2012 05:40 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 05:40 PM (Z9EHQ)
*****
I doubt I will ever play but the vids on You Tube of the technical glitches are hilarious
Posted by: Douche's Blond Wife at March 18, 2012 05:40 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Douche's Blond Wife at March 18, 2012 05:40 PM (piMMO)
*sighs*. All I can say is that you can't let 10-20 minutes of crap ruin 100 hours of gold. Bioware pretty much has to release some kind of DLC to attempt to rectify their ending CF (I know it sucks, but not having played it yet, I don't know the details). What would be really interesting to see is future content involving the other races. Could they incorporate story-lines with the other races say the hanar or the elcor into the main narrative? The potential for at least a quasi-redemption of ME3 is there.
The problem is that its about like Merovign said, you can't do a DLC to clarify/correct. You need to DLC to completely redo the ending. Otherwise you can't do much in the way of redemption. Hell almost everything you end up doing in the game becomes pretty pointless with what decision you are left with. And with the ending they gave I don't think incorporating other storylines can do anything. They may have claimed that this would merely be the end of Shepard's story but I don't even see how you could do other stories with the big old steamer of an ending they gave.
Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2012 05:41 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2012 05:41 PM (gre5a)
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2012 05:42 PM (gre5a)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 05:42 PM (bxiXv)
The Toy is a brand new 1968 Plymouth Road Runner. A clone of the one I bought right after getting out of the Army.
And still wish I'd never sold.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 18, 2012 05:43 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 05:43 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Pooter Hound at March 18, 2012 05:44 PM (0TdUk)
Posted by: Alex at March 18, 2012 05:44 PM (XzxB+)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 05:44 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: Samuel Tilden at March 18, 2012 05:45 PM (XGZYX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 05:46 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 05:46 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Baraka Obama at March 18, 2012 05:46 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 05:46 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 05:47 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 05:48 PM (F79HU)
Howdy, rons! Someone let me know when NCAA men's b-ball is down to, say, 4 teams and I'll check it out. Women's, not so much.
Watching Discovery's Frozen Planet. Some pretty amazing video, and so far they haven't been beating any AGW drums.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 18, 2012 05:48 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Will Folks at March 18, 2012 05:49 PM (FcR7P)
Well, we do have a hand grenade...
Posted by: Priests at March 18, 2012 05:50 PM (XzxB+)
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Check out all the Class I's: CSX, UP, BNSF, NS, KCS, and CN. The rails have their own full-fledged police forces. That, however, might not be the only place you'd fit in. They like to hire into management those with military leadership experience.
Posted by: Douche's Blond Wife at March 18, 2012 05:50 PM (piMMO)
"Good news on the beater, Stuck. You know we'll all be waiting for an update tomorrow."
Yup, they did a really remarkable job on the beater. I've got them all fed and we're just hanging out and watching movies now. The laptop died - so I'm using an old netbook until I get some juice back in the laptop battery - lol.
I'm couch blogging at the moment, Wolverine and his girl got the recliner, I'm on the couch. For whatever reason Hummingbird wants to see what I'm typing. Mostly I think she just wants to make sure I'm not using the nick I orignally came up with for her that she hated.. lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 05:51 PM (ONsld)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 05:52 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 18, 2012 05:52 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 18, 2012 05:53 PM (nonzP)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 09:46 PM (bxiXv)
They could have gotten a whole extra level out of the game. Or even more. It really is a letdown compared to what you go through in Mass Effect 2. Yeah you get the set up for a confrontation with the Illusive Man. But what about Harbinger? Not even another verbal confrontation?
The game's director deserves to be impaled on a Dragon's Tooth and turned into a husk.
Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2012 05:54 PM (GULKT)
he retired from mathematics, finding it too painful and political.
How does this work, the political part? The liberal mathmeticians all want to be right all the time, no matter the facts?
The painful part I understand from diff calc.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 18, 2012 05:55 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 18, 2012 05:55 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 18, 2012 05:55 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 05:55 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2012 05:56 PM (gre5a)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 05:57 PM (F79HU)
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Well, to be fair, they were there for a few decades before Buffett showed up.
Posted by: Douche's Blond Wife at March 18, 2012 05:57 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 05:58 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 05:58 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: mpfs at March 18, 2012 06:00 PM (TlwCF)
"My ideal Romney speech.
"I'll repeal Obamacare, I'll open up Federal lands to drilling, I'll get you cheap lightbulbs and I will personally fuck the corpse of Obama's mother before converting her to Mormonism."
"
Seems a little mushy to me, at least that end part.. lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 06:01 PM (ONsld)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 06:01 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 18, 2012 06:01 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 18, 2012 06:02 PM (WUWb9)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 06:03 PM (F79HU)
Outta here! Nice ONT, Maet. Keep yer powder dry.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 18, 2012 06:04 PM (7yvLv)
Not going to comment on it--just go read it.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 18, 2012 06:04 PM (SAMxH)
Lol.. well Wolverine's girlfriend's older sister. I was calling her Oldsis to start with but she hated that so I switched it to hummingbird, mostly because she's a tiny little thing and she likes to hover .. lol.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 06:06 PM (ONsld)
Posted by: snoop dog at March 18, 2012 06:07 PM (fIEqt)
1 week to a new season of Mad Men and Joan's spectacular boobeh's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvAlSuqo174
Posted by: kbdabear at March 18, 2012 06:07 PM (Y+DPZ)
Not going to comment on it--just go read it.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 18, 2012 10:04 PM (SAMxH)
Well there's a reason that 'fisk' is now an internet verb.
Posted by: Mætenloch at March 18, 2012 06:07 PM (CkoMi)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 06:08 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 06:08 PM (ONsld)
Posted by: Average guy at March 18, 2012 06:08 PM (6Mkl0)
so the new rule for me might be ,don't do dayquil and chat.
who said you have to say anything of value , just say stuff anyway!
sorry i did that to all you guys this week. : {
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 06:08 PM (TomZ9)
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Heh.
There are a lot of them, but I think this is my favorite: http://bit.ly/uC01Cg
Posted by: Douche's Blond Wife at March 18, 2012 06:08 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: The Ghost of Rutherford B. Hayes at March 18, 2012 06:10 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: The Ghost of Rutherford B. Hayes at March 18, 2012 06:10 PM (F79HU)
"who said you have to say anything of value , just say stuff anyway!"
If that's the new standard we might as well close the place now.. lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 06:11 PM (ONsld)
Posted by: USA at March 18, 2012 06:11 PM (6Cjut)
In Soviet America, only Dem party members get into Harvard Law and become editor of the HLR.
Posted by: Jimbo at March 18, 2012 06:11 PM (O3R/2)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 18, 2012 06:12 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Cincinnatus at March 18, 2012 06:12 PM (tHspG)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 06:12 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Dianna at March 18, 2012 06:13 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 06:13 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 10:01 PM (bxiXv)
Its just all so dumb. And its one that you didn't mention that is my "favorite." I guess it could be described as the result of what happens to all the fleets you get to help after the big booms.
Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2012 06:13 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at March 18, 2012 06:14 PM (Fs7RJ)
Posted by: The Ghost of Rutherford B. Hayes at March 18, 2012 06:14 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 06:15 PM (TomZ9)
I thought her job was to make sure you didn't overdo things so your aches and pains and cuts healed. Beating you up sounds counter-productive. You can get beat up in the parking lot at work.
Posted by: Retread at March 18, 2012 06:15 PM (joSBv)
Posted by: newsweak at March 18, 2012 06:15 PM (fIEqt)
Posted by: NukemHill at March 18, 2012 06:16 PM (7WLzC)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 18, 2012 06:17 PM (KEtcL)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 06:17 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 06:18 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 18, 2012 06:18 PM (vpe0k)
Posted by: willow
The ones I saw were cogent and funny, so I wouldn't worry about it too much.
Posted by: Dianna at March 18, 2012 06:18 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: artemis at March 18, 2012 06:18 PM (2XMD1)
LBJ especially loves to watch everybody fap
Posted by: Ghost of Jerry Ford at March 18, 2012 06:19 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 10:15 PM (TomZ9)
Please don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure only 350 or so opinions should have been kept to yourself. The remaining posts left me confused, yet satisfied. However, it could have been the mushrooms I've been eating.
Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 18, 2012 06:19 PM (WUWb9)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 18, 2012 06:19 PM (LF3R5)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 18, 2012 10:02 PM (WUWb9)
I'm never satified, so you're never satisfied.
Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 06:20 PM (I2LwF)
http://tinyurl.com/6u93vv4
who knew? (via Legal Insurrection) Posted by: USA at March 18, 2012 10:11 PM
Wow! I love that!!
I miss Tony.
Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2012 06:20 PM (P6QsQ)
Well, except that I'm not young, female, fat, rich, or retarded
Posted by: kbdabear at March 18, 2012 06:22 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Truman North at March 18, 2012 06:22 PM (I2LwF)
Now some of this may be rational decisionmaking: "If nobody else likes it, probably I won't either." But there's also a desire to be on the "winning team" so to speak. "I saw that movie that everyone else saw and liked. I am a member of the tribe."
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 18, 2012 06:23 PM (co3zr)
SOS:
I had been gone for several days and was sorry to read that your beater had been vandalized again. Glad to hear that the night supervisor vandalizing your workspace got the boot AND forfeited her last paycheck.
Sounds like you have made good friends with Wolverine and your new "crew." I think some of the 20-somethings want to be mentored by us old f*cks. The kids at my engineering college are suprised when I tell them I flunked out of college the first time around because I learned to like dark beer too much -- I tell them to learn from my mistakes.
Good luck at work tomorrow. However, I think most of the people that had been causing you trouble are now dreading management linking them to any of the death-threats you had received and will be giving you a wide berth. I think only your beater is going to be vulnerable: you should probably just ask the Managing Director to let you park your car next to the front doors for a couple of weeks while this plays out.
Looking forward to hearing about the future *Adventures of StuckonStupid and His Young Ward, Wolverine.*
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at March 18, 2012 06:23 PM (M0NzJ)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 18, 2012 06:23 PM (i5KzK)
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 18, 2012 06:24 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 06:24 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 06:25 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 18, 2012 06:26 PM (aiMuM)
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2012 06:26 PM (gre5a)
Ammo mm yes i do often write posts that are puzzling. or just downright nonsensical, with the added fun of being full of grammatically incorrect comments , horrid spelling, typos and assorted errors etc..
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 06:26 PM (TomZ9)
#213 He must have loved watching Clinton.
Posted by: newsweak at March 18, 2012 06:27 PM (fIEqt)
Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2012 06:28 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 18, 2012 06:28 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Chris at March 18, 2012 06:28 PM (XGZYX)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 06:29 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 06:29 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 06:29 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 06:30 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 06:30 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 06:30 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 06:31 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 06:31 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: USA at March 18, 2012 06:31 PM (6Cjut)
Obvious that in the first part of the parade the punks were given I love Obama signs and the audience was stacked later however the real folks showed hometown boy what they thought of him and Homey.
All is not as full of Obamalove as the Presstitutes would like us to think
Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 18, 2012 06:32 PM (nonzP)
There is a bit of cognitive dissonance I get from growing up in Southern California: An ice cream shop that isn't open year round?
Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 06:32 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Jimmuy at March 18, 2012 06:32 PM (i6Oy4)
******
Puhleeze!
Anyone who isn't annoyed by it hasn't seen it yet.
Posted by: Douche's Blond Wife at March 18, 2012 06:32 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 06:32 PM (bxiXv)
Rent the DVD: among the extras there's a commentary track by some of the characters in the movie, acting like it's a fictionalized version of real events.
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 18, 2012 06:33 PM (co3zr)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 18, 2012 06:34 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2012 10:26 PM (gre5a)
Willow is the best. I bet she's a paragon of feminine pulchritude.
Posted by: Ombudsman at March 18, 2012 06:34 PM (AxHOT)
"I thought her job was to make sure you didn't overdo things so your aches and pains and cuts healed. Beating you up sounds counter-productive. You can get beat up in the parking lot at work."
Lol.. well I guess the shoulder is fair game for whatever reason. But to be fair she's only slugged me twice, which considering my track record with most women is pretty amazing.. lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 06:35 PM (ONsld)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 18, 2012 06:35 PM (JKNDp)
In SF fandom there was a dividing line for knowing which of your friends and family were hopelessly mundane. How did they react to Buckaroo Banzai?
You could see in the faces of people as they exited the theater. Those with the WTF? expression were lost to all hope of advancement.
Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 06:35 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 06:35 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 06:35 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 06:36 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 18, 2012 06:36 PM (2Gb0y)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 18, 2012 06:36 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Trimegistus
I overheard a couple young girls at the supermarket checkout yesterday (teenagers) and the one saw the Lorax and thought it was really terrible.
So maybe there is hope yet for the younger generation. 
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 18, 2012 06:36 PM (sJTmU)
Still following your hydration prescription. You give good comment.
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2012 06:36 PM (gre5a)
Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 18, 2012 06:37 PM (2Gb0y)
Posted by: willow
The thera-flu toddy is rightly celebrated in story and song.
Mostly because, once I've had one, I generally pass out before I begin reciting poetry and scaring the dogs.
Posted by: Dianna at March 18, 2012 06:37 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 06:38 PM (F79HU)
"You have quite the crew. The gang seems pretty content to spend time with you."
They are a top notch bunch, not doubt about it. Fed them chili today, which was about the only time I've been allowed off the couch. They had a great time puttering around in the garage while we sat and watched some movies and did some light blogging.
All in all it's been a really great day. Nice to just sit and veg for a while.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 18, 2012 06:38 PM (ONsld)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 06:39 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 10:36 PM (bxiXv)
You bastard! you made me go to dictionary.com. good on you
Posted by: Ombudsman at March 18, 2012 06:39 PM (AxHOT)
To return to the "Threories" thread for just a moment ....
It seems that there's a bunker in Hollywood, and not just any bunker ... a genuine Nazi bunker: http ://hotair. com/headlines/archives/2012/03/18/revealed-hitlers-los-angeles-bunker/
... but wait ... the entire place is painted ... Weed Psychedelic, circa 1968 ...
Has anyone seen nosnhoJ selrahC or Bucktooth Guppy ... recently? Any operatives located in Culver City? Enquiring Minds Want To Know ...
I think this is not a coincidence ...
Posted by: Arbalest at March 18, 2012 06:40 PM (lAw2r)
Posted by: Anachronda at March 18, 2012 06:40 PM (vdaag)
Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 18, 2012 06:41 PM (nonzP)
One might almost ge4t the impression he's trying really hard to be 'authentic,' but it doesn't come naturally.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 18, 2012 06:41 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2012 06:41 PM (gre5a)
Posted by: awkward davies at March 18, 2012 06:41 PM (Jp1VY)
ok you guys are the best.
if you saw me right now you wouldn't think so, , red nosed, mucous drips, i'm a regular flu factory.
pecos , so sick woman gets the' go girl! '
srsly you guys are the best, i don't feel near as down as i did seeing 427 commnets, but i'll try to reign in my chattiness.
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 06:41 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 06:42 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 10:26 PM (TomZ9)
My attempt at humor evidently failed. <hangs head in shame>
Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 18, 2012 06:42 PM (WUWb9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 06:42 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 06:43 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 18, 2012 06:43 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 06:44 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Anachronda at March 18, 2012 06:44 PM (vdaag)
2011 in earthquakes day by day around the world
http://tinyurl.com/84aqdh4
Posted by: kbdabear at March 18, 2012 06:44 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 10:41 PM (TomZ9)
I see you as a blonde in the Kim-Basinger-in-her-prime mode. Please confirm.
Posted by: Ombudsman at March 18, 2012 06:44 PM (AxHOT)
Why do I get the feeling Wolverine is trying to set you up with X-23? (Not his sister but we've got a theme going here.)
Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 06:45 PM (kcfmt)
shhh.
giggle.
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 06:45 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Admiral Akbar at March 18, 2012 06:46 PM (LF3R5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 06:47 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Anachronda at March 18, 2012 06:47 PM (vdaag)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 06:48 PM (Z9EHQ)
I like to go to the Obama-For-America, turd-polishing hashtags, OWS, etc., and stir up shit.
It's also great for links to political commentary and political news that I otherwise might not come across.
And I also greatly enjoy the tweets of those I follow from here!
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 18, 2012 06:48 PM (nrUaS)
IÂ’ll soon come to my senses - IÂ’m over 60, I have no children, what do I care? They can not tax my income because they canÂ’t find it.
I did what I could. 25 years as a GOP GOTV volunteer, and I guess it was not enough.
The American experiment is over. It failed. The 52% closed it down. I think that is what that guy from France predicted (alex de T?) so many years ago,
Mike
Posted by: Mike in CFL at March 18, 2012 06:48 PM (motsG)
very average in every way.
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 06:49 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2012 06:49 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: willow
Ah! Like me on Day-quil!
My doc clubbed me pharmaceutically; antibiotics and a cough syrup with codeine. I have (I think, anyway) strange dreams.
This cough is hell, though. It just won't go away. I'm on something like my third go-round with it and it's like fighting the Battle of Stalingrad. I hope you're recovering more quickly than I am.
Posted by: Dianna at March 18, 2012 06:50 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 06:51 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 10:49 PM (TomZ9)
OK, you're Salma Hayek's twin sister
Posted by: Ombudsman at March 18, 2012 06:51 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 18, 2012 06:52 PM (ZPrif)
Saw John Carter and loved it. It could have had better writing in spots, but everything else, including the CGI, was amazing. And people are watching the Lorax instead of this!???? I would watch the sequel if there was any chance there'd be one.
Walking Dead was pretty dang good too. Glad to see one of my favorite characters from the book show up. Lots of zombie killin', too.
I'm heading back to Oklahoma tomorrow to start the new job. The Teenage Son is staying with my parents until the school year is over. That part is gonna be tough, but it'll give me time to find a good apartment and have things set up before he comes over. After the general crap of the last year, things are looking up.
I don't have anything else to add, except that Obama needs to quit getting his history from his college textbooks.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 18, 2012 06:52 PM (a16YT)
Looks easy but any tips?
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 18, 2012 10:26 PM (aiMuM)
Know your local requirements. Few years back, about 1/3 of all "fix-it tickets" where I lived (LA Co) involved tinting.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2012 06:53 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 18, 2012 06:53 PM (a16YT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 06:54 PM (Z9EHQ)
Aggrivating as all hell. TINYURL doesn't even work anymore. LONG STRINGS OF CODE and all that. At least I have italics.
Posted by: Z Ryan at March 18, 2012 10:53 PM (U9NWP)
Ace is fucking with you.
Posted by: Ombudsman at March 18, 2012 06:54 PM (AxHOT)
I cannot believe a review site would let a reviewer work for one of the companies they review. Why not just *announce* they're shills?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 10:39 PM (bxiXv
If you mean the reporter, that's actually G4's Jessica Chobot. Though I don't go to IGN so maybe she's on there.
Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2012 06:56 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 06:56 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 06:56 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 18, 2012 06:56 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 18, 2012 06:58 PM (SsG4J)
so it started slowly but finished well.Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 06:58 PM (Z9EHQ)
I don't base my wanting to part with my hard-earned money to see a movie on the reviews or any box office stats, I go because it's a movie I think I will be interested in seeing. That doesn't happen very often with the types of movies we get to choose from these days.
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 18, 2012 06:59 PM (nrUaS)
yeah that didn't cross my mind either
Posted by: chemjeff
So, we're down to, "I am meeting a woman, and my brain has shut down. How do I avoid saying something stupid or vile?" weren't you?
Maybe it was better than it felt from your perspective?
Posted by: Dianna at March 18, 2012 06:59 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 06:59 PM (Z9EHQ)
And I suppose Blair Butler is more intent on being a writer, though she cleans up pretty well when she submits tot he demand.
Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 07:01 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 18, 2012 07:01 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 18, 2012 07:02 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 07:02 PM (bxiXv)
(Amazing how the people of Boston found an obscure patriotic occasion to take as a holiday which JUST HAPPENS to be the day after St. Patrick's Day. What are the odds of that?)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 18, 2012 07:02 PM (co3zr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 07:04 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2012 07:04 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2012 07:04 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 07:05 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2012 07:05 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 07:06 PM (Z9EHQ)
CJ, did you just own up to it?? I'd have thought that was hilarious.
no I tried to hide it.
Posted by: chemjeff at March 18, 2012 10:59 PM (7FadD)
I believe a quick "Hi sugar tits" and she would have shared her name with you... or kick you.
Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 18, 2012 07:06 PM (WUWb9)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 07:07 PM (sqVOl)
There was no compelling reason to like or to watch Avatar. There was no one to identify with. It was aimed at an adolescent mind and attitude and calculated to try and amuse and amaze with special effects.
I have tried to watch it a couple of times and turned away from after about 5 minutes each time. I've seen boring and dumb movies in my life, but that one is just childish and not entertaining.
In point of fact, it is much like "Titanic", in that it takes what appear to be high production values and attachs a childish story line with unlikable leading characters. I think this is Cameron's basic weakness, in that he is too egotistical to take advice from good screenplay writers in constructing plots and characters.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 18, 2012 07:07 PM (sJTmU)
WTF???? Besides, isn't it all pretty much chaff???
I am very chaffy. Just call me Chafferwocky.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 18, 2012 07:07 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2012 07:08 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Mike in CFL at March 18, 2012 10:48 PM (motsG)
by the way, in all seriousness, it is not over until you say it is over.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
/Bluto
Posted by: ChrisP at March 18, 2012 07:08 PM (Nwu2Y)
Posted by: Gerry at March 18, 2012 07:08 PM (A1Ih4)
Also, the story he was ripping off was on the short side and would have done just as well as a really expensive Outer Limits episode.
http://tinyurl.com/6mxjb4k
You have to take Cameron to court to get him to acknowledge the sources he rips off. He could have had full license for a trifling amount by his standards but he cannot stand to admit he isn't chock full of original ideas.
Cameron is a really good 2nd unit director who got swept up by the Peter Principle.
Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 07:09 PM (kcfmt)
Vt.'s Ben & Jerry's issues pro-gay marriage flavor
http://tinyurl.com/7fl4gg3
Posted by: kbdabear at March 18, 2012 07:09 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 18, 2012 07:09 PM (KEtcL)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 18, 2012 07:11 PM (WUWb9)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at March 18, 2012 07:11 PM (Fs7RJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 07:15 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 18, 2012 07:15 PM (RZ8pf)
In the meantime, (1) SoS: looking forward to your updates this week, and (2), thought everyone here would especially enjoy this piece about Rosie O'Donnell's OWN show, from The Daily Beast. (Let's hope I can get the html to work...)
[a href="http://tinyurl.com/8ywoth3"]Life with Rosie: 'A F*cking hellhole'[/a]
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2012 07:15 PM (JOM6t)
This American experiment is like hell over. If and when we run out of people like SOS and the ones who populate our military, then you can truthfully claim such.
It is my firm belief that the bedrock is yet too solid for the country to fail. Difficult times, surely, but I know in my heart we will prevail. Laugh at me for saying this if you wish, I couldn't care less.
Long ago, I swore an oath to defend my constitution and my country--that oath is as true today as then. Whatever must be done to preserve this country MUST be done.
Now it is time for the old folk.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 18, 2012 07:15 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 07:15 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 07:16 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 07:17 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 07:18 PM (I/cLr)
I haunt the White House. I can see everything, even Barack on the crapper. Once I pushed a bottle of Lectric Shave onto the floor, and he jumped must have been a foot in the air and dropped a small log on his trousers. He cleaned his pants for about ten minutes and then kind of snuck back to his quarters change. I don't ever see him and Michelle having sex, because of course, they don't.
But know this: after how he just dissed me, man, you ain't seen nothin yet.
Posted by: Ghost of Rutherford B. Hayes at March 18, 2012 07:18 PM (8hBZi)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 18, 2012 07:18 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 07:19 PM (sqVOl)
It's late. I'm tired. I'm hot. No, I'm cold. No, I'm hot. Taking my sweaty, freezing body to bed.
'Night, moronettes and morons. (Note proper order.) Keep your hand on it.
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2012 07:19 PM (gre5a)
Going to a movie should be fun and entertaining, but what a 16 year old likes as entertainment might be a bit different than someone over 40 or over 50.
My younger son dragged us to see "I Love You, Man" a few years ago, and I really had a lot of fun watching it. But when a movie deliberately insults your intelligence and values with a poor story and boring , one -dimensional characters while trying to WOW you with special effects, it's just a waste of time.
Buckeroo Banzai was a really silly, campy movie, that had ridiculously poor special effects, yet is was funny and entertaining and witty, because the people who made the movie knew what they were making, and the roles were cast accordingly. It was absurd, it was supposed to be absurd, yet it was funny because they never took themselves too seriously.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 18, 2012 07:19 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 18, 2012 07:20 PM (co3zr)
Now it is time for the old folk.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 18, 2012 11:15 PM (SAMxH)
Amen!!!
Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 18, 2012 07:20 PM (WUWb9)
Posted by: Ghost of Rutherford B. Hayes at March 18, 2012 11:18 PM (8hBZi)
I was just thinking how funny it would be to slip a load into the Presidential Kools. Just thinking about it.
Posted by: Cicero at March 18, 2012 07:21 PM (yQwq5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 07:21 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 18, 2012 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 07:23 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2012 07:23 PM (FIE/L)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 07:24 PM (sqVOl)
Thor is out for the evening, but my family are acting up and I"m fielding phone calls while Tweeting and ONT--ing.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 18, 2012 07:25 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 07:26 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 07:26 PM (I/cLr)
Well I was arguing with a friend what will happen next World War III, or the next American Civil War. World War III it is! Only if the Persians are willing to fight
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 18, 2012 07:27 PM (tKFT6)
As I recall, and this might be wrong since I drink way too much, I am staring down the barrel of a fat bastard of a raccoon on my workbench, wearing nothing but gym shorts, armed with a cold steel trench hawk....
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 11:16 PM (I/cLr)
You left off right before this: http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=327547#c17852946
Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2012 07:27 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: I am the egg man, . . . at March 18, 2012 07:28 PM (yXrz6)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 18, 2012 07:30 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 07:30 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 18, 2012 07:31 PM (nrUaS)
Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 18, 2012 07:32 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 07:32 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 18, 2012 07:34 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 07:35 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: spot at March 18, 2012 07:35 PM (glQvt)
http://tinyurl.com/7ycnc5m
Posted by: Cicero at March 18, 2012 07:35 PM (yQwq5)
They had open auditions but every fridge they talked to turned down the role. Said it would be a career ender to be remembered as the fridge in Nuke the Fridge.
Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 07:36 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: AltonJackson, Chairman, The Committee to De-Elect The President at March 18, 2012 07:36 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 07:36 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 18, 2012 11:15 PM (SAMxH)
thank you irongrampa
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 07:37 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 07:38 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 18, 2012 11:27 PM (tKFT6)
Been fighting both for a while, only one side knew it though.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 18, 2012 07:38 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 18, 2012 07:38 PM (UR5vq)
The Egyptians maybe the North Koreans, I could see the Russians fighting a proxy war.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 18, 2012 07:39 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 07:39 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2012 07:40 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 18, 2012 07:40 PM (DGIjM)
time, a majority (eight votes for, six votes against) favoring the
measure. This means that theoretically Bibi can begin an attack at any
time.
Well I was arguing with a friend what will happen next World War III, or the next American Civil War. World War III it is! Only if the Persians are willing to fight
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 18, 2012 11:27 PM (tKFT6)
yeah, unsurprisingly, Israel know how to negotiate.
do you really think iran is worth wwIII? I do not see russia and china weighin in on their side.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 11:32 PM (Z9EHQ)
I read @ Israel Matav i believe (might be wrong) that Turkey said if Israel attacked Iran Turkey would step in?
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 07:40 PM (TomZ9)
He lost that one because 1) Harlan is tenacious as all hell, and 2) they found someone to who Cameron actually said over lunch he was drawing from Soldier and Demon With a Glass Hand.
Poul Anderson's widow doesn't have the same strength or resources as Harlan did. I am doing some e-book work for her right now and part of that, eventually, is countering some rip-off editions that have popped up on Amazon.
Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 07:41 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 07:41 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 18, 2012 07:42 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 07:42 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Dianna at March 18, 2012 07:46 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 11:42 PM (Z9EHQ)
agree. yankeefifth.
Kratos yes erdogan and Turkey have turned, very depressing , Egypt? looks like they will not recover either.
erdogan has been especially ugly since his election.
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 07:47 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2012 07:47 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: AltonJackson knows a stuttering clusterfuck of miserable failure when he sees one at March 18, 2012 07:48 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 18, 2012 07:48 PM (DGIjM)
meeting neighbor at door barely clothed, hilarious !
think she'll look you in the eye ever again?
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 07:49 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 18, 2012 07:50 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 07:51 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 07:51 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 18, 2012 11:50 PM (SsG4J)
What I got from the neighbor thing is that Mrs. Neighbor rousted her poor husband at 4am to go talk to DC, and Mr. Neighbor wandered around for a while without bothering DC, came back home, and said everything was fixed.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2012 07:52 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Dianna at March 18, 2012 07:53 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 18, 2012 07:54 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 07:54 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2012 07:55 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at March 18, 2012 07:55 PM (lBpVP)
I need to quit trying to do so many thing at once.
It kind of makes me want to think of some sort of ONT version of Clue.
Was it DC in Towson banging a racoon in the garage?
Or Gushie on a tractor in a bikini?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 18, 2012 07:55 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 07:55 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 11:51 PM (Z9EHQ)
I hear you, No idea aout our troops, but I don't know that Israel iyself has many opyions although I know they will act in the best manner for their country. I have little faith in our administration , I have wondered for a while if the troops being there at this time is an advantage to us , honestly i don't know with the mideast having a nervous breakdown at this point, It might be to our advantage that they (other countries)might not be able to mobilize?
on the other hand you might be right, the leaders of said countries could use it to their advanatge to turn the populations anger from them to Israel which has always been what they use to hold their population from coming after themselves.
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 07:58 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 07:58 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 18, 2012 08:00 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Calyx at March 18, 2012 08:00 PM (U/goY)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 18, 2012 08:00 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: joncelli at March 18, 2012 08:03 PM (+MbqG)
Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 18, 2012 08:03 PM (1zwZo)
Or Gushie on a tractor in a bikini?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 18, 2012 11:55 PM (SsG4J)
It was Robert on the tractor in a bikini.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2012 08:03 PM (kaalw)
have a lovely evening.
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2012 08:04 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 08:04 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2012 12:03 AM (kaalw)
I notice you're nowhere near the tractor this time.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 18, 2012 08:04 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 08:05 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: willow at March 19, 2012 12:04 AM (TomZ9)
'Night Willow, I also enjoyed your input this week.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 18, 2012 08:05 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 08:07 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 08:08 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: DC's neighbour at March 18, 2012 08:08 PM (6RnvM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7Bb7_imiaU
Posted by: kbdabear at March 18, 2012 08:09 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 08:10 PM (I/cLr)
them: It was the greatest bestest launch eva
me: So what is coming out the next few months?
them: eh.....
Posted by: The Dude at March 18, 2012 08:11 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 19, 2012 12:04 AM (I/cLr)
You could title it, "The Mean Streets of Towson"........
Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2012 08:12 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: DC's neighbour at March 19, 2012 12:08 AM (6RnvM)
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Can't it be both?
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 19, 2012 12:10 AM (I/cLr)
When the raccoon's not happy, ain't nobody happy.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2012 08:14 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 08:15 PM (I/cLr)
I wonder if they were just used as a gentleman's cabinet curiosity that he'd show to his closest friends or if (say) a lady would carry them hidden with her for playing cards and pretend to shoot a willing "victim" for allegedly cheating to give the rest of the salon a momentary scare before seeing the trick?
Anyway, really cool.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2012 08:15 PM (6RnvM)
Now, it is my opinion that Gushi needs to be busy with the tractor on her farm...and since I am going to bed, that leaves cthulu, Robert and the racoon.
I expect full details tomorrow night, y'all.
Good night and sleep sweet!
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 18, 2012 08:15 PM (SsG4J)
There's a reason his face is on every fecal disintegration unit
Posted by: President Rafael Hernandez, 2120 at March 18, 2012 08:15 PM (Y+DPZ)
1. Who cares if it rallies the Iranian population against the west? Another Muslim country that hates us. Big deal.
2. The mullahs have never retaliated against U.S. or western military action: Operation Praying Mantis in 1988; the 2007 SAS raid into Iran to kill the EFP builders, gun runners, and financiers; the attacks on Iranian "diplomatic convoys" in Baghdad that Petraeus authorized; the accidental shooting down of Iran Air Flight 655 by the U.S. Navy in 1988, and so on.
3. Israel is busily blowing up Iranian nuclear facilities, and the Iranians are trying to hush it up. Two more explosions today. No retaliation, and no ability to stop these attacks.
We're done invading countries. Two carrier battle groups could lay waste to the entire country of Iran if necessary, while the Israelis go in and settle Hezbollah's hash for good. Hezbollah fired 700 state-of-the-art Kornet antitank missiles in the 2006 war. Know how many Israelis tanks they destroyed? Two. And both crews survived.
Iran is nothing. It has no capabilities whatsoever compared to the U.S., Israel, and now the Sunni Arab Gulf states.
Posted by: Llarry at March 18, 2012 08:16 PM (bIfmN)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 08:17 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 19, 2012 12:09 AM (Y+DPZ)
you're not missing much, overpriced food and drink, shit atmosphere and shit service. Better off just going to a titty bar
Posted by: The Dude at March 18, 2012 08:17 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2012 12:14 AM (kaalw)
The senior pastor at the church I grew up in had a story very much to that effect.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 18, 2012 08:18 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 18, 2012 08:19 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 11:38 PM (Z9EHQ)
Ya know, fuck the gop/washington insiders/fucking assholes. They are dem lite and I frankly dont give a shit what they think.
Are we ever gonna not give a damn what the media tells us what to think? Damn, Breitbart showed us what is possible, but we still fall for the msm bullshit, over it!
Reagen was down a bunch at this point against carter, and we all know what happened. Fuck the media..Obama sucks, and he will go down, why do you think he is doing the power grab?
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 18, 2012 08:21 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: joncelli at March 18, 2012 08:21 PM (+MbqG)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 08:22 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 18, 2012 08:23 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: Calyx at March 19, 2012 12:00 AM (U/goY)
Plot holes are to be expected. Plot holes that a Reaper can fit through though are another matter. As is quite possibly creating ending(s) that is worse than the Battlestar Galactica ending.
Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2012 08:23 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 18, 2012 08:24 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 18, 2012 08:25 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 18, 2012 08:27 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2012 12:23 AM (GULKT)
just give me more shadowbroker or they can just wait for Obsidian to finally throw in the towel and hire Avellon and company before they start work on the next ME trilogy
Posted by: The Dude at March 18, 2012 08:28 PM (M8yfa)
Ok, that's settled.
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 19, 2012 12:07 AM (I/cLr)
XOMG! you made me snort i laughed so hard and i was eating dark chocolate and it got up my nose and it BURNS!!!!
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 18, 2012 08:29 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2012 12:22 AM (Z9EHQ)
No, bout a half hour. Hubby and I listened to music all day. But Damn if I did not see george fucking will saying we should give up the white house. Fuck him. Who the hell is he?
These assholes just want to get invited to the right parties, good gravy.
And that shithead obama picked the same team as me for the finals of the ncaa game a day after i did, and my bracket has gone to shit.
I won it last year, sheesh..
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 18, 2012 08:29 PM (fHyXI)
Now, it is my opinion that Gushi needs to be busy with the tractor on her farm...and since I am going to bed, that leaves cthulu, Robert and the racoon.
I expect full details tomorrow night, y'all.
Good night and sleep sweet!
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 19, 2012 12:15 AM (SsG4J)
you guys are gonna Kill me!
....aaand i missed miss T again 
I wish she was more for the late shift these days. I dont really get on till later ... le SIGH...
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 18, 2012 08:32 PM (r7Ddb)
Will the Secret Service now be required to disarm while guarding the President?
Posted by: S Daniel at March 18, 2012 08:34 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 08:37 PM (I/cLr)
but if you wanted to get a 55 gallon unlined steel drum in order to burn yard waste, where would you go to get one?
Posted by: chemjeff at March 19, 2012 12:39 AM (7FadD)
industrial supplier (though it wouldn't surprise me if Amazon sold them)
Posted by: The Dude at March 18, 2012 08:41 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 18, 2012 08:41 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 18, 2012 08:43 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 19, 2012 12:43 AM (fHyXI)
It changes when your IP address changes.
Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2012 08:43 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 18, 2012 08:44 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 19, 2012 12:43 AM (fHyXI)
new ip address
Posted by: The Dude at March 18, 2012 08:44 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 19, 2012 12:41 AM (I/cLr)
lemme take a look...
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 18, 2012 08:45 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 19, 2012 12:41 AM (I/cLr)
Sorry DC, I'm trying to switch tabs and get her name right. Did you put in AoSHQette? She had an account closed down under fairly mysterious circumstances so there will be a dead account with a similar name.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 18, 2012 08:46 PM (tD5no)
And, if anybody's interested, I'm @TeeDee1
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 18, 2012 08:48 PM (nrUaS)
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 19, 2012 12:48 AM (nrUaS)
It wont show you to me.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 18, 2012 08:53 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 18, 2012 08:53 PM (nrUaS)
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 19, 2012 12:48 AM (nrUaS)
I wondered if that was you , will go follow now.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 18, 2012 08:53 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 19, 2012 12:43 AM (fHyXI)
new ip address
Posted by: The Dude at March 19, 2012 12:44 AM (M8yfa)
Thanks, but why would my ip address change? Did not get a new computer. Am computer dumb, so what else could change it?
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 18, 2012 08:55 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 19, 2012 12:53 AM (nrUaS)
What is Theresa waiting for?
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 18, 2012 08:56 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 18, 2012 08:56 PM (nrUaS)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 19, 2012 12:55 AM (fHyXI)
Have you reset your router or modem at all recently? Sometime even unplugging it can do that. Or it could have just been something your ISP did. It can happen pretty regularly but usually doesn't.
Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2012 08:57 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 19, 2012 12:55 AM (fHyXI)
Did you need to reset your router? Apparently if your router is turned off it can have a new IP when turned on again (I think).
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 18, 2012 08:58 PM (tD5no)
He's talking office-style politics. I guess there's a little bit when it comes to grant funding but he wouldn't be involved with that.
Posted by: AmishDude at March 18, 2012 08:58 PM (fNK8e)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 08:58 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 19, 2012 12:56 AM (nrUaS)
Hi Theresa, sorry, kinda on a rant tonite. What else is new, tee hee.
How are you? things good?
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 18, 2012 08:58 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 18, 2012 08:58 PM (LF3R5)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2012 08:59 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 18, 2012 08:59 PM (nrUaS)
Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2012 12:57 AM (GULKT)
yeah, they usually do it every couple of weeks
Posted by: The Dude at March 18, 2012 09:00 PM (M8yfa)
Anyway, RL is comprised of REAL morons, who will most likely be peter principled to be above you, so watch your back!!!
Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at March 18, 2012 09:01 PM (jKunv)
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 19, 2012 12:59 AM (nrUaS)
Lol, now I remember. I sure hope there's two of them then so you can send the other my direction
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 18, 2012 09:01 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 19, 2012 12:55 AM (fHyXI)
Have you reset your router or modem at all recently? Sometime even unplugging it can do that. Or it could have just been something your ISP did. It can happen pretty regularly but usually doesn't.
Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2012 12:57 AM (GULKT)
Well hubby did take tower apart to clean it, it was really dusty and loud. My last hash?/name was r2d2 sorta thing, I kinda liked it, oh well, such is life
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 18, 2012 09:02 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 18, 2012 09:03 PM (tD5no)
I'm doing great! How's the sweet little granddaughter doing?
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 19, 2012 01:01 AM (nrUaS)
Shes a funny/lovely baby. I am blessed. and I Love her so much.
My life has been sucking the last four weeks, she is such a good thing.!
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 18, 2012 09:08 PM (fHyXI)
When I was in the 8th grade, we were taking American history. I made fun of Rutherford Hayes because of his name, and the teacher called me out on it.
My excuse is that I was a 13-year-old JHS geek, not a 50-year-old POTUS.
Posted by: Gary Rosen at March 18, 2012 09:11 PM (9CzKK)
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 19, 2012 12:59 AM (nrUaS)
Well, I wish my brother would leave his loser wife, you would be a much better sil!
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 18, 2012 09:11 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 19, 2012 12:56 AM (nrUaS)
Found you ! It seems Miss Tammy is in trouble for mocking OWSers...
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 18, 2012 09:12 PM (r7Ddb)
www.templeinstitute.org/temple-mount-awareness-5772.htm
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 18, 2012 09:13 PM (IojUD)
*- the EA/bioware defenders have been pushing the "entitled/whiners" angle trying to troll the people asking for freaking customer service.
People paid money, didn't get what they were promised, and most of them *cannot* get refunds.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 19, 2012 12:58 AM (bxiXv)
When polls from the game players run in the 60-40 range of good/bad to 40-60 and all variations between that you have a "controversial" ending. When its running 95-5 (and that's probably being generous) in it being a bad ending then its not controversial. You fucked up.
You should hope that your dedicated fans are nitpicking at plotholes in the game. If they are being critical of just some discrepency in the dialogue between two games then you've done a pretty good job. But I haven't really heard much criticism about the number of Ardat Yakshi that are supposed to be in existence between ME2 and 3.
Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2012 09:13 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2012 09:14 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 09:19 PM (bxiXv)
The dog in my Twitter profile pic, my sister's Shi-Tzu, and their 2 cats love to play with each other. I should make a vid one of these days and post it. The cats love to follow the dog around and pounce on her, and she sort of half-heartedly chases after them when they do.
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 18, 2012 09:21 PM (nrUaS)
Damn, down to the last beer, but still have a few still legal cigarettes before scoamf decides I dont need them!
Oh well, theres always peanut butter, tee hee,
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 18, 2012 09:22 PM (fHyXI)
Apparently she spoke to them in increments of no greater than 140 characters at a time.
Awesome. I wish I could see them.
(But then, I bet men have always said that to her.)
Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 09:26 PM (kcfmt)
and yet that dickhead is probably still smoking himself.
Posted by: Berserker at March 18, 2012 09:26 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 09:26 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 18, 2012 09:26 PM (nrUaS)
and yet that dickhead is probably still smoking himself.
Posted by: Berserker at March 19, 2012 01:26 AM (FMbng)
smoking himself,
yeah and us with him!
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 18, 2012 09:27 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 18, 2012 09:27 PM (d6QMz)
Slow as balls here tonight. Watching Walking Dead. Lots of things getting killed. I approve. Some dude gotten eaten in his winnebago. Winnebago owners got it comin'. Some dude got his neck torn out because he was too stupid to run the same speed as his girl. Fuck him, he had it coming, too.
A barn is burning.
I understand season three is gonna be the start Interminable Prison Arc. That's cool cause at the end *****, ******, ******* and ***** all get eaten at the end. Sweeeeeeeet!
Show still sucks but as long as things are getting killed I'm happy.
Be back later!
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 09:29 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2012 01:29 AM (4ixH5)
Oh hell to the no!
Music please, how about Ray Charles and America The Beautiful!
Best ever!
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 18, 2012 09:31 PM (fHyXI)
Did you check out Jumbo's link at #8? It's really interesting too.
http://tinyurl.com/5wmvlt2
And you should do that, Theresa, just ensure CC isn't around or he'll make a pussy 'joke' at your expense.
;^)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2012 09:34 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: Calyx at March 18, 2012 09:34 PM (U/goY)
yikes, what did she do?
Posted by: Berserker at March 19, 2012 01:16 AM (FMbng)
it appears she was chanting tweets at them in cute little rhyming schoolyard taunts
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 18, 2012 09:34 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Case at March 18, 2012 09:35 PM (GxTMf)
Good for her. lol
Posted by: Berserker at March 18, 2012 09:36 PM (FMbng)
I'm an absolute mess without my morning coffee and my peanut butter toast.
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 18, 2012 09:37 PM (nrUaS)
I'm an absolute mess without my morning coffee and my peanut butter toast.
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 19, 2012 01:37 AM (nrUaS)
Peanut butter is the perfect food!
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 18, 2012 09:39 PM (fHyXI)
Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks peanut butter and jelly on toast with coffee is a good idea.
Posted by: Berserker at March 18, 2012 09:39 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 09:40 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Bill C at March 18, 2012 09:40 PM (EbFF3)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2012 09:40 PM (6RnvM)
Good for her. lol
Posted by: Berserker
She is an absolute blast to follow on Twitter. Here's one of my favorites of hers:
AoSHQette
They Occu-pee both near and far, and Occu-poop on po-lice cars. #SolidaritySunday GO #NYPD #yayPolice
Posted by: Theresa is waiting... at March 18, 2012 09:41 PM (nrUaS)
well here's my entry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m37_L0YOps&feature=fvst
Posted by: Berserker at March 18, 2012 09:42 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2012 01:40 AM (4ixH5)
Wow, serious?
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 18, 2012 09:43 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 19, 2012 01:31 AM (fHyXI)
Blu Mar Ten - Five Summers
Posted by: The Dude at March 18, 2012 09:46 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 18, 2012 09:46 PM (d6QMz)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 19, 2012 01:31 AM (fHyXI)
http://tinyurl.com/2be59y6
Posted by: The Dude at March 18, 2012 09:59 PM (M8yfa)
Some of you may not have heard of this yet because the order was just issued on Friday.
<b>The Manchurian Candidate has struck:</b>
In the name of an undefined "national emergency" and the declared need to prepare Americans to "respond" to the "national defense needs" of the United States, <b>the Obama administration seized authority on Friday, March 16 to commandeer the production, use, and distribution of all resources, public and private, in the country,</b> including agricultural, energy, health, transportation, water, construction, and - just in case something is left out - the catch-all phrase "ALL other materials, services, and facilities."
To do all this, there will be at least TWO new organizations:
The Defense Production Act Committee (DPAC), comprised of the heads of the departments and offices of the Executive Branch; and
The National Defense Executive Reserve (NDER).
Think of the DPAC as the Politburo, and the NDER as Obama's Brown Shirts (his "civilian army").
The actual executive order can be found here: at the White House.gov website, under Press Office, Executive Order National Defense Resources Preparedness.
Don't believe me? Google this: "obama issues executive order martial law march 16"
<b>If we don't raise hell about this and MOVE TO IMPEACH this son of a bitch, we can kiss our Republic goodbye.</b> Focus, people; focus!
Posted by: Beverly at March 18, 2012 10:01 PM (i01fM)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 10:21 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Berserker at March 18, 2012 10:31 PM (FMbng)
Wait, what? That number is WAY off.
Posted by: Kevin at March 18, 2012 10:32 PM (3o64G)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 10:33 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 10:37 PM (4ixH5)
I cannot do links at the moment but I am sure it is interesting, dude.
Posted by: veekapoo at March 19, 2012 02:33 AM (sqVOl)
think Bioware doing Heroes of Might & Magic (done by people who worked at Bioware on TOR)
Posted by: The Dude at March 18, 2012 10:38 PM (M8yfa)
I got it all worked out in my mind, I just need someone to draw the blueprints so we can submit it for copyright.
I predict millions.
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 10:40 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 10:41 PM (sqVOl)
Proof that the scandi freaks are evil.
Posted by: Larsen E Whipsnade at March 19, 2012 02:39 AM (MaYty)
War on women...INDEED!
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 10:41 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 19, 2012 02:41 AM (sqVOl)
It onyl lasted about a minute. Then they bought some barbies.
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 10:42 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 10:44 PM (sqVOl)
Little versions of Hell Raiser's pinhead huh?
Posted by: Berserker at March 18, 2012 10:44 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 10:45 PM (sqVOl)
Bill Engvall has a bit about what must be the mental process for someone who does this sort of thing.
Were they standing at the urinal, looking down, and thought to themselves, "You know what would look good there? Ten penny nail."
Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 10:52 PM (kcfmt)
What did the scandis do?
Belle Gunness female serial killer, even murdered her own children. She was never caught, just disappeared without a trace.
Posted by: Larsen E Whipsnade at March 18, 2012 10:54 PM (MaYty)
Beverly, there were multiple threads on this today. Everyone has heard about it but apparently fewer have heard that it isn't anything new. It's a renewal and update of a document first issued in 1939.
Do you know how long it takes to even get an impeachment up for a vote? The election will have come and gone long before. An impeachment would only be of any use if you were sure Obama was going to get re-elected. But then we'd have to go back and retroactively impeach seventy years of president who all had this power, too.
Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 10:56 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Looking Glass at March 18, 2012 10:57 PM (2J6Jv)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 18, 2012 11:04 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Looking Glass at March 18, 2012 11:05 PM (2J6Jv)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:08 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 19, 2012 02:50 AM (sqVOl)
I think it goes the other way around.
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:10 PM (4ixH5)
And now we all know what happens when hallucinogenics, ribbed-for-her-pleasure, and way too much time on your hands combine ....
Posted by: Adriane at March 18, 2012 11:10 PM (crQEo)
Posted by: Berserker at March 19, 2012 02:45 AM (FMbng)
That's great. For coming up with the name you get a 2% ownership stake. That's cause I'm a nice guy.
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:11 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane at March 19, 2012 03:10 AM (crQEo)
Mostly just having way too much time on my hands.
Howdy!
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:12 PM (4ixH5)
Isn't that the game that let you have lesbian love affairs with hot blue alien bitches?
I can call alien bitches bitches, can't I?
Yes?
No?
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:12 PM (4ixH5)
Howdy!
well dang ... I was going to hit you up to share the hallucinogens !!!
Posted by: Adriane at March 18, 2012 11:13 PM (crQEo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 11:14 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:15 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Looking Glass at March 18, 2012 11:16 PM (2J6Jv)
Does it all turn out to be a giant Obama campaign advertisement?
Characters having hot blue lesbian sex while oaning "Yes we can"?
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:17 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane at March 19, 2012 03:17 AM (crQEo)
I'd do 'er.
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:18 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 11:18 PM (bxiXv)
And don't forget to drink your Ovaltine.
Posted by: Looking Glass at March 19, 2012 03:16 AM (2J6Jv)
It's a crummy commercial?
SonovaBITCH!
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:18 PM (4ixH5)
So in other words not even hot blue lesbian scissoring can save this travesty?
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:20 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 11:21 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:22 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 11:22 PM (Z9EHQ)
is so good to eat,
that we have it every day !!!
Posted by: Adriane at March 19, 2012 03:20 AM (crQEo)
I eat All Bran bran buds almost every day. They're not good in the slightest, but they do help me crap good.
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:22 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 11:23 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:25 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 19, 2012 03:23 AM (bxiXv)
What? Fuck that.
I want Mass Effect versus Leisure Suit Larry.
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:27 PM (4ixH5)
Or, ya know, so I hear.
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:28 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Looking Glass at March 18, 2012 11:29 PM (2J6Jv)
Hey, don't be dissing Virginia. She was in Road Warrior, Hellraiser, and Playboy. Major hotness, with a crossbow no less.
Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 11:29 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:31 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 11:36 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 11:38 PM (bxiXv)
No, that role was still many years in the future. It was not long after Road Warrior hit big in the US. Very slender, which explain why her armor in the movie didn't look bulky.
Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2012 11:41 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:41 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 11:42 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: epobirs at March 19, 2012 03:41 AM (kcfmt)
Durn! I guess I'd be paying big money for that issue on eBay.
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:42 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane at March 19, 2012 03:37 AM (crQEo)
I haven't watched any Farscape in almost a year. Still got to start season three. I don't remember that episode!
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:43 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2012 11:49 PM (bxiXv)
Rhapsody in Blue ...
She explained to John the reason she was a Peacekeeper prisoner was that she murdered her teacher after he refused to relinquish power after his term was up.
There was another episode where she explained that as a murderess, she had forfeited her own right to life/expectation of a right to life, so each day she did live was a 'Gift of the Goddess' ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 18, 2012 11:52 PM (crQEo)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:53 PM (4ixH5)
And her boobs were gifts from someone that's for certain.
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:54 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2012 11:55 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2012 11:56 PM (kaalw)
Yeah verily ... but the sex thing probably would !!!!
Posted by: Adriane at March 18, 2012 11:57 PM (crQEo)
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2012 11:59 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2012 12:00 AM (Z9EHQ)
I think that would fall under the climbing back in 3 times to drowned in a vat of Guinness kind of thing ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 19, 2012 12:09 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2012 12:12 AM (4ixH5)
when buying a used refrigerator measure the gap in the kitchen counter once and measure the gap in the kitchen doorway twice ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 19, 2012 12:12 AM (crQEo)
What's a matter u?
Posted by: Adriane at March 19, 2012 04:10 AM (crQEo)
You can watch it at my place. Bring nachos.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2012 12:13 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2012 12:19 AM (Z9EHQ)
well yeah ... but only in the electronic sense of the word ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 19, 2012 04:18 AM (crQEo)
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not to worry. you are all figments of my imagination anyway.
Posted by: jc at March 19, 2012 12:20 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: jc at March 19, 2012 12:21 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2012 12:23 AM (4ixH5)
I'm kinda here. Kinda. Spring break left me a hollowed out shell of a night straggler.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2012 12:24 AM (4ixH5)
I'm kinda here. Kinda. Spring break left me a hollowed out shell of a night straggler.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2012 04:24 AM (4ixH5)
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everyone you see on spring break will one day be responsible to run the society while you are retired. no need to thank me, I always go out of my way to cheer everyone up.
Posted by: jc at March 19, 2012 12:27 AM (ufJKx)
some of them will have been chlorinated out of the gene pool by then ... baby flamingos trapped by salt crust and all that circle of life shi...aving cream ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 19, 2012 12:30 AM (crQEo)
I can not do nachos to save me from the IRS ...
Would salted almonds be OK? Honey roasted peanuts? Pretzels? Chex mix?
Posted by: Adriane at March 19, 2012 12:34 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2012 12:35 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane at March 19, 2012 04:34 AM (crQEo)
The only acceptable substitute for nachos is spicy buffalo wings.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2012 12:36 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at March 19, 2012 04:27 AM (ufJKx)
I suddenly find myself in favor of mandatory abortions, retroactive to the first 21 years of life.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2012 04:35 AM (4ixH5)
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So, apparently the Robert v. Wade decision would have arbitrarily adopted the 87th trimester rule?
Posted by: jc at March 19, 2012 12:39 AM (ufJKx)
The last time I went hunting for buffalo wings all I found were chips ...
and my dog died, the shotgun misfired, and I couldn't run faster than my hunting pal from the bear ...
won't be tryin' that again until next February 30th ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 19, 2012 12:42 AM (crQEo)
The last time I went hunting for buffalo wings all I found were chips ...
and my dog died, the shotgun misfired, and I couldn't run faster than my hunting pal from the bear ...
won't be tryin' that again until next February 30th ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 19, 2012 04:42 AM (crQEo)
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I think I see where you went wrong. All the 4-footed winged mammals leave skittles for droppings. You were following the wrong trail.
Posted by: jc at March 19, 2012 12:46 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2012 12:48 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: sydney jane at March 19, 2012 12:51 AM (D1A3M)
Posted by: sydney jane at March 19, 2012 04:51 AM (D1A3M)
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OK, but I still think SCoaMF is a douchedilbert.
Posted by: jc at March 19, 2012 12:54 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2012 01:00 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2012 05:00 AM (4ixH5)
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It is a cross between a douchebag and person with about 1/2 the IQ of his dog.
Posted by: jc at March 19, 2012 01:03 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2012 01:18 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at March 19, 2012 01:20 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Bitblt at March 19, 2012 01:22 AM (3RzWI)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2012 01:23 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2012 01:50 AM (4ixH5)
Since then they have taken a whore pill but it wouldn't bother me as long as they kept the juicer stuff on at later times and there was something actually worth watching. But alas, nether is the case. They think sex with no plot and shitty writing makes a good show. The they wonder why nobody watches their crap anymore.
Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2012 01:54 AM (YdQQY)
may mild wings and skittles follow you all of your days!!!
Good Morning, Vic ...
may your Monday be a happy one in some moron kind of ways ...
{Don't ask. Shooting a buffalo chip with a shotgun is NEVER a pretty sight...}
Posted by: Adriane at March 19, 2012 02:05 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: Adriane at March 19, 2012 06:05 AM (crQEo)
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LOL, I shot a water moccasin on the concrete beside my pool one year. That was so not a pretty sight and it stunk as well. And it was hard washing it off the umbrella and fence.
Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2012 02:10 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 19, 2012 02:14 AM (niZvt)
http://is.gd/wVimLH
You can see that by the end of the 60s TV was going down hill fast. By the end of 80s it truly was a wasteland.
Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2012 02:24 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2012 02:28 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 19, 2012 02:30 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2012 02:31 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Call me Ishmael at March 19, 2012 03:13 AM (Uh+y6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2012 03:15 AM (nSDAM)
I think I'll spend my time reminiscing of the good old days of pledging my sorority chugging bottles of Mad Dog 20/20, rather than thinking about the current mess we're in. Hope and Change my fat ass.
Posted by: CMS2004 at March 19, 2012 03:57 AM (8weZX)
September 1982, though I'd bet it's online somewhere.
Posted by: epobirs at March 19, 2012 04:37 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: comanche voter at March 19, 2012 06:05 AM (6USwK)
Obama is a disaster?
Get back to me when President Obama tanks the economy and starts an unnecessary that kills hundreds of thousands of innocent people.
4 more years. Get some, cowards!
Posted by: squeaky at March 19, 2012 07:44 AM (X/UsC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2012 10:20 AM (nSDAM)
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