March 22, 2012
— Maetenloch
The Geography of Government Benefits
Sadly these days we all suckle off the Federal teat to some degree or other:
The share of Americans' income that comes from government benefit programs, like Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security, more than doubled over the last four decades, rising from 8 percent in 1969 to 18 percent in 2009.
But the percentage of our income that comes from the government does vary quite a bit by state and county as this interactive map from the NYT shows. Here it lumps together all checks coming from the government but you can also break it down by individual benefits.
The average is around 18% but in some counties the percentage rises to nearly 50%. And note that this is just income - pork and federal grants to state and local government aren't included.
With #OWS It's Always About The Poop
Police said that on evening of March 14, a number of Occupy demonstrators dragged large quantities of human urine and feces in containers to an open-air plaza before pouring the waste down a flight of stairs.Police said Amos is the registered owner of the van. He was charged with criminal possession of a weapon after a stun gun was recovered inside his vehicle.
...Amos also faces charges including unlawful possession of a noxious matter and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle.
Wait - it's illegal to have a van full of piss and poop? Okay morons take note of this when you're emptying out the shitter or out marking your territory.
Another Narcissistic Lie of Obama's
Obama is continually whining about how "he inherited the worst economy since the Great Depression". But that's just not so.
Reagan had it far worse when he took office in 1981. But he actually did things to help the economy and didn't look for pity.
In his superb biography of the Reagan presidency The Age of Reagan, Steven Hayward reminds us that the nation's economic conditions "began slipping toward near panic in the two weeks after the 1980 election."Prime interest rates were around 19 percent. Inflation was in double digits, with forecasts that food prices would rise by more than 10 percent in the coming year and energy prices by 20-40 percent. Unemployment stood at 7.4 percent (it would eventually rise to 10.8 percent in the early years of Reagan's presidency). Housing starts were in free fall. And auto sales were down 10 percent from the previous year.
Samsung Introduces the 'Big Brother' Television
Uh WTF was Samsung thinking when they designed this?
Straight out of 1984, Samsung has unveiled a new series of televisions with integrated cameras and microphones, complete with facial and voice recognition software. Best of all, there appears to be no physical indication of the mic and camera's status, so consumers have no way of knowing when they're being monitored, or by whom... and if you don't find the idea of a TV that watches you creepy enough, apparently Samsung's Terms of Service include a clause allowing third-party apps to make use of the monitoring system, and use the data gathered for their own purposes.
It may be old-skool but it's not dead - and in fact has more traffic than ever. And there's a good reason for that:
Whatever your download activities may be there's no arguing that Usenet is consistently faster and more secure than BitTorrent for sharing files. With the right software and services there's no chance of anyone listening in and your download rates will be as fast as your Internet connection can handle.
Yet Another Reason to Hate on TPM
Even the light saber battles were poorly done.
Can you solve them? And have you ever noticed that raykon sounds a lot like Gollum?
The thing all things devours; Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws Iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stones to meal; Slays King, ruins town, and beats high mountain down.
Alive without breath, as cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, all in mail never clinking.
It cannot be seen, it cannot be felt. Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after. Ends life, kills laughter.
A box without hinges, key or lid. Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
Push-Up Bras Boost Your Bust And Bust Out Your Best
It is no mystery that men are given a boost by the effects a push-up bra has on the cleavage.But what is more surprising is the effect a boosted cleavage can have on the woman herself.
...Professor Beattie and his team analysed the three key micro-behaviours associated with confidence and observed their frequency within the recordings.
Smiling - which represents positive emotion and signals confidence increased dramatically by 73 per cent when the women were wearing a push up bra.
Averting gaze and breaking eye contact - normally associated with low confidence - decreased by 41 per cent.
...Professor of Psychology at The University of Manchester Geoff Beattie called the results 'striking' and 'uplifting'.
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Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 06:37 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 22, 2012 06:37 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: AltonJackson could not possibly be first at March 22, 2012 06:38 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2012 06:38 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: CAC at March 22, 2012 06:38 PM (8wKGO)
Posted by: Seeing what beer does at March 22, 2012 06:39 PM (UpwlP)
Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 22, 2012 06:42 PM (1zwZo)
As I've always said, Maetonloch is one of the Morons strongest allies.
He consistently donkey punches above his weight.
What?
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 22, 2012 06:42 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 22, 2012 06:43 PM (7yvLv)
--------------------- I saw it and sent you an e-mail. Thank you. Tough but fair, and very helpful. And yes, that cartoon cop was me the other day to an OWSer.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2012 06:43 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: Y-not at March 22, 2012 06:43 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 22, 2012 06:43 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 22, 2012 06:44 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Uncle Eddie at March 22, 2012 06:44 PM (jTPf1)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 22, 2012 06:44 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: CAC at March 22, 2012 06:44 PM (8wKGO)
He consistently donkey punches above his weight.
What?
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 22, 2012 10:42 PM (sJTmU)
And that CJB guy well he sure 'seems like a nice guy'...
Posted by: Mætenloch at March 22, 2012 06:44 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Y-not at March 22, 2012 06:45 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Computer at March 22, 2012 06:45 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 22, 2012 06:45 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: Truman North at March 22, 2012 06:45 PM (I2LwF)
The surprises I'm having are in: northern Michigan, northern California / south Oregon coast, and north Idaho. What the hell?
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 06:46 PM (QTHTd)
And yes, that cartoon cop was me the other day to an OWSer. Posted by: Wyatt Earp
I have not seen the email, yet. I'm sorry it seemed tough - I really wanted to be encouraging!
I think the cartoon cop's pretty funny!
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 06:47 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 22, 2012 06:47 PM (vpe0k)
This is a low dollar, high results operation.
http://tinyurl.com/6vnk4z4
Not a lot going on yet. Just fermenting an IPA.
Posted by: sTevo at March 22, 2012 06:47 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 22, 2012 06:49 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 22, 2012 06:49 PM (vpe0k)
The surprises I'm having are in: northern Michigan, northern California / south Oregon coast, and north Idaho. What the hell?
I'm thinking the N. Mich, N. Kal, S. Orygone deals probably have to do with the flaky nature of the lumber biz? North Idaho, too?
Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 22, 2012 06:49 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Frito at March 22, 2012 06:50 PM (jTPf1)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 22, 2012 06:50 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: fluffy
Where is your review? I thought for sure I'd be late to the party.
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 06:50 PM (mKMj1)
Federal subsidies for bullshit don't register at all. If that were taken into account, the Boulder area would pwn this map
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 06:51 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 22, 2012 06:52 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Truman North at March 22, 2012 06:52 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: AltonJackson could not possibly be first at March 22, 2012 06:53 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: eman at March 22, 2012 06:53 PM (znjnh)
Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 22, 2012 06:53 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2012 06:53 PM (YqQbl)
Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2012 06:54 PM (w407e)
Posted by: Truman North at March 22, 2012 06:55 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 22, 2012 06:55 PM (R5yLq)
Damned Occupests were out on Montgomery Street today, howling and otherwise embarrassing themselves. Grrrrr.
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 06:55 PM (mKMj1)
I would bet that a lot of those darkly colored counties shown on the map are actually rather thinly populated. One of the poorest counties in Ohio, Adams county, where I have family relations, has a lower population than the town that I live in that is a suburb of Columbus.
Especially in northern Michigan and northern Maine. In total numbers, there are probably more people on some kind of government assistance in NY City, but there are 8 or 9 million people in the 5 burroughs of NYC. There might not be 50,000 people in all those northern counties of Michigan or Maine.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 22, 2012 06:56 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2012 06:56 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: buzzion at March 22, 2012 06:56 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Y-not at March 22, 2012 06:56 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 06:56 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 22, 2012 06:56 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 22, 2012 06:57 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2012 06:57 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Jimmah at March 22, 2012 06:57 PM (UpwlP)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 22, 2012 06:57 PM (IojUD)
I don't really begrudge the retirees their money, (though I recognize the system is going to need revamping and am happy to give mine up for the greater good going forward)
Nor do I begrudge the quadriplegic vet who lives up the road from us his Disablity check, nor my 88 year old great aunt who is living on her $400 a month WWII widow's benefit.
I just meant it's not ALL welfare queen types who never worked a day in their lives.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 22, 2012 06:57 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: sTevo at March 22, 2012 10:47 PM (VMcEw)
Sent you a "friends" request. Avatar of a pensive looking white-haired fairy.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 22, 2012 06:57 PM (tD5no)
Twice in the last 10 days or so I've found an American penny on the ground that I've picked up to save because I'm
Thank you for your time.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2012 06:57 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 22, 2012 06:58 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 22, 2012 06:58 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 22, 2012 06:58 PM (1zwZo)
Louisiana: Santorum 42, Romney 28, Gingrich 18, Paul 8, Roemer 2.
this shit is never going to end
Posted by: Jose at March 22, 2012 06:59 PM (srIqv)
OMG, buzzion, I almost dialed back in to gloat with you, but you hadn't been here earlier. Fuck that little shitwad and the skanky peens he rode in on. I was over the moon about his acute appendicitis (and I've had it, sorry, no sympathy for that prancin' queen what so ever). Tee hee, I hope it hurts for a long time.
And, yes, I denounce myself, once again.
Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2012 06:59 PM (w407e)
Posted by: AltonJackson can't say he wasn't warned at March 22, 2012 07:01 PM (JMmQ9)
Change the percentages to dollars and the map changes significantly.
I don't imagine New York of San Francisco counties pay out a lot in Veterans Benefits either
Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2012 07:01 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at March 22, 2012 07:01 PM (lBpVP)
And a boa constrictor for his neck.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2012 07:01 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Jimmah at March 22, 2012 10:57 PM (UpwlP)
Remember what I said about the "awkward phase" we're in? That would probably tip the balance.
Posted by: Claire Wolfe at March 22, 2012 07:01 PM (lJJMb)
Yes! That's true!
You want to scare me? Remind me of that. Why do I work harder? Why?
Well....I'm almost embarrassed to admit it, but I work harder and harder because I'm really good at my job, and I love my job. Squeeee!
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 07:02 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 22, 2012 07:02 PM (R5yLq)
And, yes, I denounce myself, once again.
Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2012 10:59 PM (w407e)
Yeah I'm only disappointed that we didn't get to see him be a petulant crybaby as he got voted out. And I can't wait for that other bitch to go. You realize she's a special education teacher? After seeing how she acts on Survivor I'd be demanding my kids get a different teacher.
Posted by: buzzion at March 22, 2012 07:02 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 22, 2012 07:03 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 22, 2012 07:04 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Zakn at March 22, 2012 07:04 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 22, 2012 11:02 PM (R5yLq)
She's not supposed to expect that.
Posted by: buzzion at March 22, 2012 07:04 PM (GULKT)
No, I mean at some point they're going to start deliberately going out and attacking jews -- er, I mean "the 1%" -- and Republicans, SUV drivers, random people on the street, etc.
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2012 07:05 PM (YqQbl)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 22, 2012 07:05 PM (IojUD)
Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 22, 2012 07:06 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 22, 2012 07:07 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: Jimmah at March 22, 2012 07:08 PM (UpwlP)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 22, 2012 07:08 PM (IojUD)
Posted by: Trimegistus
And it's too much to hope that they'll focus on someone who can (and will) kick their sorry butts. You're right.
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 07:09 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 22, 2012 07:09 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 22, 2012 07:09 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 22, 2012 07:09 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2012 07:09 PM (w407e)
Probably because like me, you were just brought up that way.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 22, 2012 11:04 PM (R5yLq)
We do seem to be on the verge of a serious cultural fracturing between those who will and those who won't. As our buddies Gabe and Monty frequently (or used to, at least regarding the latter) have pointed out, money that can't be paid out will not be. Those who value work as a good in and of itself are dwindling in numbers, while those who would live off the workers are increasing. The system, as it exists, will not hold much longer. What comes after is a mystery, except that it will not be easy, nor pretty.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 22, 2012 07:09 PM (lJJMb)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 22, 2012 07:10 PM (IojUD)
Posted by: fluffy
Nope. I am an administrator on the funding side of nonprofit world, which has it's own weirdness. And lots and lots of squealing.
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 07:10 PM (mKMj1)
So a socialist, communist and a muslim walk into a bar...
The bartender says "So President Obama, what will you have?"
Posted by: Dumpsterjuice at March 22, 2012 07:11 PM (B6U0F)
Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 22, 2012 07:11 PM (IhUxK)
Apparently the Jets want Tebow to live in New York to avoid the evils of NYC. http://tinyurl.com/87a9a8m
I think that guy is right and believe that his paragraph here is funny and true.
I actually don't believe this is true. Of the 80 guys who will be wearing a Jets uniform when training camp opens, Tebow's the one they're worried about? That guy could live in an apartment between an opium den and an underground fight club, with Charlie Sheen and Tara Reid as roommates, and in two weeks, he'd have the whole floor coming over to watch "Little House on the Prairie" and sing "This Little Light of Mine."
Posted by: buzzion at March 22, 2012 07:11 PM (GULKT)
If you get into Portal 2 let me know. I'll do co-op with you
Posted by: Zakn at March 22, 2012 07:11 PM (zyaZ1)
Seriously, I forgot all about Usenet until tonight. Used to be a staple of my old dial-up connection
Posted by: 141Driver at March 22, 2012 07:11 PM (/E3ql)
Posted by: Jimmah at March 22, 2012 07:13 PM (UpwlP)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 22, 2012 07:13 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Vice-President Lenny Biden at March 22, 2012 07:13 PM (nP2+3)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2012 07:13 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 22, 2012 07:14 PM (IojUD)
Posted by: Zakn at March 22, 2012 11:11 PM (zyaZ1)
The song at the end is what started all this madness. You should have heard me try to explain to my sister how sign-language lessons meant I had to buy a computer game.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 22, 2012 07:14 PM (tD5no)
"right software and services there's no chance of anyone listening in and your download rates will be as fast as your Internet connection can handle."
I've been using Giganews for two years with no complaints.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 22, 2012 07:15 PM (NVu2l)
Posted by: Jimmah at March 22, 2012 07:16 PM (UpwlP)
Posted by: Cardinal Torquemada at March 22, 2012 07:16 PM (YqQbl)
Good line from a tv show from years ago:
When a woman sets a trap for you there's only one thing to do, walk right in.
Posted by: Retread at March 22, 2012 07:16 PM (joSBv)
I never got into the .binaries scene. There was too much kiddiepr0n and inc3st fantasy in the .sex-stories groups, so... yecch.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 07:16 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Jimmah at March 22, 2012 11:13 PM (UpwlP)
Yeah, no, Jimmah - I managed big comm'l/industrial properties for many years and I know. It's just poor hygiene/poor manners. I just don't want to complete strangers, who I would probably mock to death given half the chance, to think it's me. Something I should probably work on in my spare time, lol.
Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2012 07:17 PM (w407e)
Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at March 22, 2012 07:17 PM (lBpVP)
BTW, if you read my other reviews, be aware that I haven't reviewed much in the last couple years. I've been too busy.
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 07:18 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 22, 2012 07:18 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 22, 2012 07:18 PM (IojUD)
Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2012 07:18 PM (w407e)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2012 07:19 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2012 11:17 PM (w407e)
They think its you. They know its you. And they talk about you for the rest of the day to everyone. Peaches the stinky elevator lady
Posted by: buzzion at March 22, 2012 07:19 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: helofixer at March 22, 2012 07:20 PM (bJAyb)
I read an anecdote on another chat board about a guy who was in an elevator with a buddy who let rip with an atrocious fart that literally had them gasping for breath (and laughing at the same time undoubtedly) and the elevator stops at a mid-level floor and this great-looking woman gets on the elevator, the doors close and she starts gasping for breath too and the guy's friend says, "It was him!" pointing at his innocent friend. I thought that was hilarious.
Sorry, but it just bugs the crap out of me and thank you for letting me share.
Maybe it is you? ;^)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2012 07:20 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: helofixer
You need to make a very large poster of that.
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 07:21 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2012 07:21 PM (piMMO)
I played Portal 2 with my Dad as a bonding excercise. Do you have any idea how hard it is to describe portals, how to work them, and how to think with them, with out actually being in the same room? It was painful. But we worked it out.
Anyways so we beat the co-op mode and I'm enjoying then end scene and he kills his computer. Kicking me out of the final song. I freak the fuck out and run to Youtube. He has no idea why I'm pissed. So I have to explain to him that Portal has an epic song at the end of the game. He apologizes and offers to fire it back up so I can watch it. Nah Dad, i'm not mad, I just went to Youtube for it.
Posted by: Zakn at March 22, 2012 07:22 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Stephen Chu at March 22, 2012 07:22 PM (2jQGY)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2012 11:21 PM (piMMO)
They're just eliminating the middle man of the Xbox Kinect.
Posted by: buzzion at March 22, 2012 07:22 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: buzzion at March 22, 2012 11:19 PM (GULKT)
I will kill you where you stand, my former friend . . .
Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2012 07:22 PM (w407e)
@ 124 yep, a 68--first year. I found a 440 and tweaked it a bit, the rest of the car is period correct. The last time trial it clocked 12.2 and 113 mph. Starting to get on the edge of streetable.
We could well have been cousins, that sounds like my life. Spent 40 odd years playing with cars, and loved each day---mostly.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2012 07:24 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 22, 2012 11:10 PM (IojUD)
Speaking as a carry permit holder, I'm not ready to rally around Zimmerman. If more facts come out through the judicial process, I may change that stance, but it sure looks like he chased down an unarmed kid and shot him, and I haven't seen an account of a solid investigation at the scene that would discount that (of course, since there wasn't a solid investigation at the scene, evidence exonerating Zimmerman is probably lost as well). I could give a rip what words he said in the process of the altercation, in spite of the Feds' focus on the audio. My only hope is that justice is served independent of the emotional, racial, or political causes and groups that are so invested in the case.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 22, 2012 07:24 PM (lJJMb)
Yeah, it's pretty damn lame.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 07:25 PM (QTHTd)
I remember in college one of my classmates decided she was going to save the Erf by not using much water.
She collected her toothpaste water in a disgusting cup. But the absolute worst was her refusal to shower more then once a week. By the end of that week she smelled rather like a lockerroom after the big game.
Oddly her name wasn't Fluke though.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 22, 2012 07:25 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2012 11:22 PM (w407e)
Well just needed to make you even more self conscious. And really, they've probably been in the exact same situation of walking into the elevator that stinks and then get joined by someone else on another floor. Or else they have been the one to let 'er rip in the elevator before getting off to stick someone like you with the smell. So you know, don't worry about it.
Posted by: buzzion at March 22, 2012 07:26 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Peaches
I have a simple solution. Bring your dog with you.
One of my dogs has farts so dreadful they have cleared rooms. You need never fear for your reputation again, even if you do have a very bad and gaseous day.
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 07:26 PM (mKMj1)
good evening morons.
****
kinda jumps right out there at ya, huh?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 22, 2012 07:26 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Zakn at March 22, 2012 11:22 PM (zyaZ1)
It's more conveluted than that. Oldest daughter is signing a Contemporary Christian song for the Fine Arts festival for our denomination. She was cruising YouTube to see if they had any examples and happened across the channel of Captainvalor who signs songs by Jonathan Coulton, the guy who wrote the Portal end song. When my daughter starts doing independent research I want to encourage that, so the game is her reward (as soon as she turns in her paper on Coulton and his songs that I assigned her
)
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 22, 2012 07:27 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 07:27 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 22, 2012 11:27 PM (tD5no)
And meanwhile you're playing it yourself.
Posted by: buzzion at March 22, 2012 07:28 PM (GULKT)
Spill a coffee cup of bleach solution in the elevator during a low traffic time. Or, go to a head shop and get some aromatic oils and spill them.
Posted by: sTevo at March 22, 2012 07:28 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2012 07:29 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 22, 2012 07:29 PM (gGgcp)
Posted by: Zakn at March 22, 2012 11:22 PM (zyaZ1)
I'm impressed, I couldn't even begin to describe how to use portals. You're right in describing it as thinking with them as well.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 22, 2012 07:30 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2012 07:30 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: buzzion at March 22, 2012 11:28 PM (GULKT)
Naturally, had to see if it was any good. Once she's free to use it I won't get much chance since we only have, and are only going to have, the one Steam account
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 22, 2012 07:32 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: Cardinal Trimegistus at March 22, 2012 07:32 PM (YqQbl)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2012 07:33 PM (SAMxH)
I'm sure Nancy Grace has already found him guilty and is volunteering to pull the switch on him
Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2012 07:34 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Mayday at March 22, 2012 07:34 PM (orrLR)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 22, 2012 07:34 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2012 07:35 PM (Cr/mi)
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 22, 2012 07:35 PM (NVu2l)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2012 11:33 PM (SAMxH)
Tell the truth, now, irongramps . . . is there a food that SL does not love? Cause I've met dogs and I'm thinkin', in my experience, except for raw potatoes, the answer is no.
Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2012 07:35 PM (w407e)
Posted by: Cardinal Trimegistus
No dog eats bananas. They think they want to. So you break off a little piece for your dog.
The dog accepts it, eagerly, then gets this really peculiar look on its little doggy face, swallows bravely, then (not in English, obviously, but all dog owners know what I mean) says, "No, not that! The other thing your eating that smells so good!"
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 07:35 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 07:36 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 22, 2012 07:36 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 11:33 PM (mKMj1)
Had you heard it before? Daughter was much impressed with Captainvalor's facial expressions as he signed. Particularly the big thumbs-up as he signed "live" in "When you are dead, I will be, still alive."
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 22, 2012 07:36 PM (tD5no)
. . . suddenly Obama remembered thieving from nests long ago, and sitting under the riverbank teaching his typical white grandmother, teaching his grandmother to suck – ‘Eggses!’ he hissed. ‘Eggses, it is!’”
Posted by: toby928© at March 22, 2012 07:38 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 22, 2012 07:38 PM (R5yLq)
Oh, and they got the goddamned public radio listeners to send in their own profound wisdom, which sounded like outtakes from a Very Special Episode of "The Facts of Life."
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2012 07:38 PM (YqQbl)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 11:27 PM (QTHTd)
The point I tried to make is that if the man broke the law, justice should be served. The usual suspects will get all exercised about the semi-racial aspect (I say semi as he's only half caucasian, but that is easily ignored in favor of the narrative), but that should be immaterial. A man was shot, another man pulled the trigger. Independent of all the clamoring and outrage, the breast-beating and rending of clothes, was it a clean shoot, or is Zimmerman due some time for his actions? Based on what reporting there has been, it certainly appears he did far more than stand his ground. The grand jury will have to decide whether or not that was actually the case, and I hope they do it based on factual evidence, and not emotion or other community pressures. As far as all the other outrages you mention, they shouldn't matter in the slightest in this case. They may in fact be outrageous, and under-reported, etc., but they should not have any bearing in the proceedings of Zimmerman's case.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 22, 2012 07:38 PM (lJJMb)
Posted by: Zakn at March 22, 2012 07:38 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 11:35 PM (mKMj1)
If my Labs see you eating it, they would eat it. Damn things would eat a head of cabbage if you gave it to them.
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2012 07:39 PM (Cr/mi)
It's funny as all get-out. Is the voice computer generated, or just computer-mediated?
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 07:39 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 11:36 PM (QTHTd)
I was surprised at how short that one was compared to the other.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 22, 2012 07:39 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 22, 2012 07:39 PM (JKNDp)
My Lab hates bananas. You give him a piece of banana and he holds it in his mouth then spits it out and gives you a pained look.
Peanut butter, he would kill for. And yogurt. He and one of our cats love yogurt.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 22, 2012 07:40 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 11:39 PM (mKMj1)
It's a person who's been digitally mediated. She plays the character of a homicidal computer system called GLADoS.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 22, 2012 07:41 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2012 07:42 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: The Deej at March 22, 2012 07:42 PM (do/nJ)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2012 11:33 PM (SAMxH)
You found anything spastic lab WON'T eat? My last two loved to eat baby carrots, cherry tomatoes, bell peppers, mice, the occasional poop, and roadkill. My experience suggests labs are walking stomachs that sometimes play fetch.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 22, 2012 07:42 PM (lJJMb)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 22, 2012 07:43 PM (gGgcp)
Posted by: Zakn at March 22, 2012 07:44 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2012 07:44 PM (YqQbl)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 22, 2012 07:44 PM (R5yLq)
Very true. Although I remember giving a dog a piece of lettuce and she wiggled all over when I held it out to her but after a bite or two spit it out and looked at me as if to ask 'what's the point of that?'
Posted by: Retread at March 22, 2012 07:45 PM (joSBv)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2012 11:42 PM (SAMxH)
Wow! My baby would eat anything (including raw carrots, she loved 'em), but turned up her snout at faw potatoes. And chocolate? Loved it, never made her die. Her fave though, was anything minty. Walking her on the sidewalk, if we stopped to chat up someone chewing gum, she would harass them until they gave it up to her, then she'd chew on it for a good long while before swallowing. God love her, she was the finest kind of dog.
Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2012 07:47 PM (w407e)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN
The finish of a classic story about labs:
Owner: "And what have we learned from this experience?"
Lab: "Sweet potatoes are yummy!"
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 07:47 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2012 11:39 PM (Cr/mi)
Funny yet true. My lab is so weird, hes afraid of our tile on the kitchen floor and has to walk backward on it to get to the living room carpet.
We do the beep beep sound, still cracks us up every time.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2012 07:47 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 22, 2012 11:43 PM (gGgcp)
"Maybe it's time we got back..." All you were missing is "Pickup Truck Song" by Jerry Jeff Walker. It's the only other song I can think of that mentions Luckenbach.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 22, 2012 07:48 PM (lJJMb)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2012 07:48 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 22, 2012 07:48 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: Retread at March 22, 2012 11:45 PM (joSBv)
That's exactly how I feel about lettuce!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 22, 2012 07:49 PM (nEUpB)
Lou, if your lab is scared of tile, it may be that his toenails are too long, and he's scared of slipping.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2012 07:50 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Retread at March 22, 2012 07:51 PM (joSBv)
Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2012 07:52 PM (w407e)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2012 07:52 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Retread
Sensible dog!
Hey, it's no fun, eating like a vegetarian!
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 07:52 PM (mKMj1)
Lou, if your lab is scared of tile, it may be that his toenails are too long, and he's scared of slipping.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2012 11:50 PM (SAMxH)
No his toenails are trimmed. He was afraid of the tile floor when we got him as a puppy. Our old house had a doggy door from the garage to the kitchen, and he would put his head through the door and whine because it was a big kitchen that was tiled, he would not come through for nothing.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2012 07:53 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Zakn at March 22, 2012 07:53 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 22, 2012 07:54 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: Chris at March 22, 2012 07:54 PM (XGZYX)
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 22, 2012 07:55 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: not a vet, and did not stay at a Holiday Inn last night at March 22, 2012 07:56 PM (nP2+3)
Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2012 07:56 PM (w407e)
I'm afraid that, yes, we are.
I'm going to order the book in paperback in advance, so I can sneer at the movie.
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 07:56 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 22, 2012 07:56 PM (gGgcp)
Glad you enjoyed your visit here, and I always liked that song too. I misunderstood your original comment, thought something in a political sense had happened or that you just liked being in a red state or something.
I saw a NOBAMA 2012 bumper sticker today, the one with Barky's campaign logo as the O with a line crossed through it. Good to see that.
Posted by: Mayday at March 22, 2012 07:56 PM (orrLR)
Posted by: the viking at March 22, 2012 07:56 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: someone at March 22, 2012 07:57 PM (bqjJT)
My pointing lab would sit directly in front of you anytime you ate chocolate. Like 2 " in front of you - So she could smell your breath.
It was the cutest thing you have ever seen. She LOVED the smell of chocolate and chocolate-mint blown in her face. The mint would make her sneeze little lab sneezes.
Also, she loved altoids.
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2012 07:57 PM (Cr/mi)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2012 07:57 PM (YqQbl)
You clearly need to go back to school and read more about the Civil War. It was ALL about the vampires.
Posted by: 52% of your peers at March 22, 2012 07:58 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Peaches
It will take forever with lite beer.
If you really want to drink yourself to death, Peaches, you need to use really hard liquor. Whiskey at a minimum, and Bacardi 151 if you're serious - though if you really want to have at it, take up drinking un-vouched-for moonshine.
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 07:58 PM (mKMj1)
between here and my destination, will that person think that I, Peaches,
am all stinky or farting or worse?
It could just be the elevator shaft. I worked on a rehab in NYC and the elevator died on us. Climbed up thru the hatch trying to get the door above opened. Good Lord, the stink was overpowering! Dead pigeons and rodents, grease that had come off the cables and petrified on the roof of the car (I think the old grease smelled worse than the carcasses). This was lower Manhattan, right where the bull they show on the financial programs is situated. I'd suggest asking a maintenance person to clean up those areas, but good luck with that!
Are you sure you didn't really fart in there?? Come on, fess up......we won't tell.
Posted by: myYbj at March 22, 2012 07:58 PM (myYbj)
Posted by: buzzion at March 22, 2012 07:59 PM (GULKT)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hMagNuhLkk
Posted by: 52% of your peers at March 22, 2012 07:59 PM (QTHTd)
Well, Peaches, with lite beer, you're gonna live a long healthy life drinking yourself to death.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2012 08:00 PM (SAMxH)
My guess is the truth of it lies somewhere in the middle, the man is neither the hero that some sources are trying to make him out to be nor is he the villain that other sources are attempting to portray.
But for now I'm happy to reserve judgement and wait for at least most of the facts to come to light.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 22, 2012 11:44 PM (R5yLq)
One of the issues at hand is that the police didn't screen Zimmerman for drugs or alcohol, which seems to be a sticking point for the commentariat on many of the carry / Pro-2A forums. The other thing which is coming up is that the detective sent to the scene was from narcotics, as opposed to homicide. Not being a cop, I cannot evaluate the significance of that, but certainly nationally, 2A activists don't seem too happy about that. There is a fear among the pro-gun activists, especially carry permit advocates, that they will be painted with the "vigilante" brush should Zimmerman go down. I share that apprehension, but I'd prefer to be painted as some kind of militia nutjob because I own and carry a gun (it wouldn't be the first time, after all, even though I've never met any of those weirdos) than see an innocent man railroaded in service to public attitudes and a need for racial piety. If he's innocent, he should walk. If evidence says otherwise, he should pay. Here's hoping blind justice still exists somewhere, yes?
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 22, 2012 08:00 PM (lJJMb)
Posted by: al zimer at March 22, 2012 08:00 PM (UGzI2)
Posted by: tcn at March 22, 2012 08:01 PM (WhSRj)
Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 22, 2012 08:01 PM (1zwZo)
So all I gathered from that Star Wars video is that choreographed fight scenes are choreographed. Shocka!
Actually that's a problem with most fight scenes in most films these day. When you want to see a fight that looks raw, brutal and that looks like it hurts you get a lot of whirly twirly dance moves when it would be more satisfying to see one guy punch another guy hard in the face.
Don't get me wrong, choreographed karate moves can have their place, but it seems it has been the dominant trend for way too long.
And wire-fu. Man, I freakin' hate wire-fu.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:01 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: revisionist historian at March 22, 2012 08:01 PM (nP2+3)
Posted by: someone
My family's dog when I was a kid hated carrots (almost as much as I do). He'd neatly nose them off to the side.
I tend to array the carrots around the rim of my bowl of stew.
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 08:02 PM (mKMj1)
IRON MAIDEN!
The all time classic album, NUMBER OF THE BEAST!
Invaders
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzatkTmHqyg
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:02 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 22, 2012 08:03 PM (JKNDp)
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I had a poodle once that would beg for anything, but didn't have enough integrity to swallow it. He'd beg for a slice of dill pickle, spit it out, then beg for another.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 22, 2012 08:04 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: Constance Fry at March 23, 2012 12:03 AM (Cr/mi)
Well, hubbie says they weren't, and since he can quote every line in the film, I'm thinking he might know, but then there's the old-timer's disease thing. How did all those breasts get a rating that I could go see when I was, well, younger?
Posted by: tcn at March 22, 2012 08:05 PM (WhSRj)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 23, 2012 12:03 AM (JKNDp)
Me too. And posting multiple links. Can't do it without the blog getting all angry and telling me, "No, feck you!"
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:05 PM (F79HU)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2012 08:06 PM (SAMxH)
Got a ticket for talking on my cell phone. Was at a red light, hung up before it went green. Cop did not like my anti-obama bumper sticker I think. Dumb, I never talk on my phone, but hubby truck broke down
Cop asked me if I had a problem with the ticket, I said no sir. Was not going down that path with him.
Now have a big fat fine to pay, this just sucks.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2012 08:06 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: tcn at March 22, 2012 08:06 PM (WhSRj)
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2012 12:04 AM (Cr/mi)
Today is the 30th anniversary of the album's release. Celebrate! Bang your head!
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:07 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: NukemHill at March 22, 2012 08:07 PM (7WLzC)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2012 08:07 PM (YqQbl)
trust me.
the titties were always in Trading Places. This much I know.
But if you have to, you can do some research on one of the Celeb nudie sites.
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2012 08:07 PM (Cr/mi)
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2012 11:57 PM (Cr/mi)
My folks have one that is addicted to Mentos. Every time my sainted grandmother comes through town, she has to bring a roll for the dog. Twice a year, that is one happy old dog. Sadly, she smiles by baring all her teeth, so she scares everybody nearby that doesn't know what's up, but other than that, she's a good old girl
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 22, 2012 08:08 PM (lJJMb)
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2012 12:07 AM (Cr/mi)
Apparently both me and dad were a bit more libertine in the 80's. I stand corrected. Would prefer to skip the nudie sites, thanks. Got plenty of titties this evening already.
Posted by: tcn at March 22, 2012 08:09 PM (WhSRj)
Posted by: Zakn at March 22, 2012 08:09 PM (zyaZ1)
I have a jar of green olives. I notice that there is some "stuff" in the brine that wasn't there when I first opened the jar.
It doesn't seems to change the flavor or look of the olives. What is it?
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 22, 2012 08:09 PM (3aXbg)
Good night, sweet 'rons and 'ettes! May God bless us all, and soon, and hard.
Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2012 08:09 PM (w407e)
i think it might be an all-nighter
Posted by: chemjeff stressy puppy at March 23, 2012 12:08 AM (7FadD)
Well, while you're awake crank up the volume and throw on some rockin' tunes. And coffee. Lots of live affirming coffee.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:09 PM (F79HU)
So I'm told. I've actually not run into asshole cops in my life - very lucky here - but my dad has, and yes, it bloweth.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 08:09 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: booger at March 22, 2012 08:09 PM (HI6wa)
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You're welcome.
Posted by: George Lucas and the good folks at ILM at March 22, 2012 08:10 PM (6fER6)
‘Defeat Obama’ sign draws ire of Obama mega-fundraiser, mega support from readers
http://tinyurl.com/76wwrzg
Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2012 08:10 PM (Y+DPZ)
I have a jar of green olives. I notice that there is some "stuff" in the brine that wasn't there when I first opened the jar.
It doesn't seems to change the flavor or look of the olives. What is it?
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 23, 2012 12:09 AM (3aXbg)
You are probably ok, they get mushy when unedible I have found. But then I don't want you to get food poisoning.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2012 08:10 PM (fHyXI)
Sadly, she smiles by baring all her teeth, so she scares everybody nearby that doesn't know what's up, but other than that, she's a good old girl
Ha!
Love that... my neighbor in college had a dog named 'Smilin' Jack' that was in love with my first Lab-X. Every day I'd come home and Smilin' Jack would be in the yard with my girl, tryin' to pitch the woo.
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2012 08:10 PM (Cr/mi)
Jamie Lee Curtis has a great set of tatas. Unfortunately she is a flaming lib.
AFAIK there is just one version of Trading Places. One of Murphy's best movies.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2012 08:11 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: NukemHill at March 22, 2012 08:11 PM (7WLzC)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7LH__BPqSY
I'm not a prisoneeerrr!! I'm a free maaannn!! And my blood is my oowwwnnn nooowwww!!!!
\m/
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:11 PM (F79HU)
But my little Firetail is in one of the slides
Posted by: Zakn at March 22, 2012 08:11 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 08:12 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 22, 2012 08:13 PM (gGgcp)
Posted by: booger at March 22, 2012 08:13 PM (HI6wa)
So I'm told. I've actually not run into asshole cops in my life - very lucky here - but my dad has, and yes, it bloweth.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 23, 2012 12:09 AM (QTHTd)
I have been really lucky, I kinda have a lead foot and usually get a warning. This guy was gonna nail me from the minute he walked up and I had registration, insurance and id at the ready. Oh well, such is life.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2012 08:13 PM (fHyXI)
It doesn't seems to change the flavor or look of the olives. What is it?
Brining solution is settling due to the temp in your fridge.
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2012 08:13 PM (Cr/mi)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 22, 2012 08:13 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 22, 2012 08:14 PM (lJJMb)
"Would prefer to skip the nudie sites, thanks. Got plenty of titties this evening already."
Stay away from my window, perv!
Posted by: Some fat old dude at March 22, 2012 08:14 PM (AEc48)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 22, 2012 08:14 PM (JKNDp)
My problem with it is that it is "blank slate" propaganda. The first half makes the argument that a hobo off the street could be cleaned up and put to work in a trading firm just as easily as some nerd trained for that all his life.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 08:15 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 23, 2012 12:13 AM (tKFT6)
This is why your pimp hand must be kept strong.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:15 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 22, 2012 08:15 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 23, 2012 12:14 AM (JKNDp)
I can do all those.
Posted by: buzzion at March 22, 2012 08:16 PM (GULKT)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zyUG0KHlKk
This should be a popular song with the Moron Hordes. This is a song in the Charlotte The Harlot saga. It's about whoring!
TURN IT UP!
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:17 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 23, 2012 12:16 AM (NVu2l)
Dude! Amon Amarth kicks ass! \m/
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:17 PM (F79HU)
"I have never tasted an olive.
They look disgusting..... what do they taste like?"
Surprisingly, nothing like chicken.
Salty, amongst other things.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 22, 2012 08:18 PM (JKNDp)
There were a crowd of people in that courtroom when the ticket was thrown out. I'm hoping someone told the HPD that that stunt was stupid and not to pull it again.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 08:19 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: NukemHill at March 22, 2012 08:19 PM (7WLzC)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 23, 2012 12:15 AM (DGIjM)
Shit, really?
Wow. Uh, they taste like...olives. Uh, one of those things you gotta taste for yourself.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:19 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at March 22, 2012 08:19 PM (p7SSh)
They look disgusting..... what do they taste like?
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 23, 2012 12:15 AM (DGIjM)
Green olives are tasty tasty foods. Yummy, very salty. Fattening though.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2012 08:20 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 22, 2012 08:20 PM (DGIjM)
Will keep my eyes peeled for the Nobama 2012. Wish they'd expand it to Nobama - Byeden 2012, though.
Posted by: sistrum at March 22, 2012 08:20 PM (AyryN)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 22, 2012 08:21 PM (SsG4J)
Since it was also a 'cut down on Medicare fraud' ad, it is probably a PSA and therefore paid for by us truly. The pricks.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2012 08:21 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: the viking at March 22, 2012 08:21 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 22, 2012 08:21 PM (gGgcp)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 22, 2012 08:21 PM (75ggp)
Goodnight all!
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 23, 2012 12:20 AM (DGIjM)
You'll wonder where they've been all your life.
Good night, Shrimp!
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:22 PM (F79HU)
They look disgusting..... what do they taste like?
***
The green ones are vaguely like a dill pickle, but salty/tangy instead of sweet/tangy.
The black ones have a very mild flavor.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 22, 2012 08:22 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2012 08:23 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2012 12:21 AM (ccXZP)
I don't know which of my browser add-ons stops all that shit...Ad Block maybe? Install it, cause I've never had a problem with those things since.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:23 PM (F79HU)
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Frances Fox Piven?
Posted by: Anachronda at March 22, 2012 08:23 PM (6fER6)
How's everyone doing?
Posted by: Theresa at March 22, 2012 08:23 PM (nrUaS)
olives are the good type of fat, though? Right.
and by healthy I mean healthier than a Pork Rind.
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2012 08:24 PM (Cr/mi)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9kT37eIkaY
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast, for it is a human number! \m/
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:24 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: booger at March 22, 2012 08:24 PM (HI6wa)
Goodnight all!
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 23, 2012 12:20 AM (DGIjM)
Jumbo, you also got to try the Mezzetta hot mix. Just yummy.
Night
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2012 08:25 PM (fHyXI)
Hollowpoint nailed it, though, makes me want a good old-fashioned martini (gin, NOT stoopid vodka).
Okay, I'm really going to bed now. Have fun!
Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2012 08:25 PM (w407e)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 22, 2012 08:25 PM (gGgcp)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 23, 2012 12:15 AM (QTHTd)
See, I don't think so, because it makes it perfectly clear at the beginning that Billy Ray is not your ordinary run of the mill bum. He has brains and really wants to get ahead, but he doesn't want to work and the point is that the rich farts don't really WORK work, they just sit around and make their big money get bigger.
I think they probably have a good argument there--the best way to make a million is to start with 10 million, after all.
Posted by: tcn at March 22, 2012 08:25 PM (WhSRj)
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So... they taste like raisins?
Posted by: Theresa Heinz Kerry at March 22, 2012 08:25 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 22, 2012 08:25 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2012 08:26 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: sistrum at March 22, 2012 08:26 PM (AyryN)
Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 23, 2012 12:25 AM (1zwZo)
Olive oil is great, but so damn expensive
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2012 08:27 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2012 08:27 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 22, 2012 08:28 PM (gGgcp)
Don't try just one olive. There are many varieties. Sample a few different kinds and you'll certainly find one you enjoy.
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2012 08:28 PM (Cr/mi)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 22, 2012 08:28 PM (JKNDp)
First you spread a big tarp around the base of the olive tree. Then a guy drives a specialized thing looks like an all terrain vehicle, only it has a tool on it that grasps the trunk of the tree. Then they make it vibrate like crazy and all of the olives fall down on to the tarp.
I could watch it all day. OK, maybe for like a half an hour or so.
Posted by: navybrat at March 22, 2012 08:29 PM (v3eYE)
Posted by: Crazy Conspiracy Thoerist at March 22, 2012 08:29 PM (2ZlkS)
Posted by: booger at March 22, 2012 08:29 PM (HI6wa)
And I guess the cake is, indeed, a lie.
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 08:29 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Crazy Conspiracy Theorist at March 22, 2012 08:29 PM (2ZlkS)
At least you're young enough to stay awake long enough to watch it if it comes back up! Granny is sleepy now!
Night all, kindly give my best to the Graveyard Shift! Sleep sweet!
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 22, 2012 08:30 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2012 12:27 AM (ccXZP)
Should allow you to create a whitelist, no?
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:30 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at March 22, 2012 08:30 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: NukemHill at March 22, 2012 08:31 PM (7WLzC)
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 08:31 PM (DU15A)
Posted by: helofixer at March 22, 2012 08:31 PM (bJAyb)
Going camping sunday. Cannot wait to get away from all the bullshit. Hubby gonna fish, and I am gonna drink bloody marys and beer, so same old same old, tee hee.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2012 08:31 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: sistrum at March 22, 2012 08:32 PM (AyryN)
That was my same reaction first reading it the couple of years ago. It was also hilarious because it was a forum not meant for social chitchat like that.
BTW, did your wife appreciate it or is it more of a guy thing?
Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2012 08:32 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 23, 2012 12:31 AM (DU15A)
So, did you require surgery?
Posted by: tcn at March 22, 2012 08:33 PM (WhSRj)
There's a Whole Foods-like store near me that has a fresh olive bar, with all kinds of olives and olive mixes, very fun to try different kinds if you like them. Hope you enjoy your tasting. Night, all.
Posted by: Mayday at March 22, 2012 08:33 PM (orrLR)
Posted by: drawandstrike at March 22, 2012 08:33 PM (iGKkt)
Robert ... a few weeks ago I went to Gigantour in LA... Lacuna Coil, Volbeat, Motorhead and Megadeath... it was killer
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 23, 2012 12:31 AM (DU15A)
So, did you require surgery?
Posted by: tcn at March 23, 2012 12:33 AM (WhSRj)
No just earplugs
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 08:34 PM (DU15A)
Posted by: NukemHill at March 22, 2012 08:34 PM (7WLzC)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2012 08:34 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: tcn at March 22, 2012 08:35 PM (WhSRj)
We have to get up at 5 to drive to the City. He's not back from smoking with the guys - which means he's been drinking scotch (which I can no longer have, damnit!), and is going to be crankier than I will be tomorrow morning. And the dogs still need a walk.
I think I'm going to sing "Still Alive" just to irritate him.
Posted by: Dianna at March 22, 2012 08:35 PM (mKMj1)
Did you get to meet any bands?
And what I'm getting at is did you gaze upon the hot sexiness of Christina Scabbia?
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:35 PM (F79HU)
Yeah I'm on the MS Gulf Coast and the weather has been pounding us like a three dollar whore. Pretty calm at the moment, but I saw a couple of frogs in the yard wearing water wings. Wusses.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2012 08:36 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: tcn at March 22, 2012 08:36 PM (WhSRj)
I used to go camping near Coeur d'Alene ID damn near every weekend I could when I lived in Spokane - with friends, by myself, would just load up the car and take off.
Hope you and hubby have a great time!
Posted by: Theresa at March 22, 2012 08:37 PM (nrUaS)
http://tinyurl.com/8747ncd
Posted by: drawandstrike at March 23, 2012 12:33 AM (iGKkt)
Recurring theme forming, morning joe Mika did the same thing this morning!
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2012 08:37 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 22, 2012 08:37 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2012 08:38 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 23, 201
Did you get to meet any bands?
And what I'm getting at is did you gaze upon the hot sexiness of Christina Scabbia?
Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2012 12:35 AM (F79HU)
No, but she did come out in a skintight outfit and do a duet with Mustaine... yes she was teh hawt.
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 08:38 PM (DU15A)
Posted by: Peaches at March 22, 2012 10:54 PM (w407e)
Guess I'm not eating peaches tonight.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 22, 2012 08:39 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Alex at March 22, 2012 08:40 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 23, 2012 12:39 AM (xKC/c)
From what I hear, you would have to dodge some serious farts...
Posted by: tcn at March 22, 2012 08:40 PM (WhSRj)
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 23, 2012 12:38 AM (DU15A)
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:41 PM (F79HU)
I used to go camping near Coeur d'Alene ID damn near every weekend I could when I lived in Spokane - with friends, by myself, would just load up the car and take off.
Hope you and hubby have a great time!
Posted by: Theresa at March 23, 2012 12:37 AM (nrUaS)
Yeah, looking forward to no phone, no tv, and sadly no Ace, love ya'll but I need a break from politics for a minute or two.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2012 08:41 PM (fHyXI)
-----
Decomposing Nephilim. And/or grey aliens.
Posted by: Anachronda listens to too much Coast to Coast AM at March 22, 2012 08:41 PM (6fER6)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3YhkvbUjB4
CRANK THIS SHIT UP!!!!
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:42 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 08:43 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: John Wilkes Booth (vampire paramour) at March 22, 2012 08:43 PM (7WLzC)
If so, then how did other planets without life (such
as Jupiter and Saturn) get hydrocarbons like methane (which is CH4)?
Spice?
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2012 08:44 PM (Cr/mi)
You just hold your nose!
I'm multilingual, you see, just like with Austrian.
Posted by: president o'bumbles at March 22, 2012 08:44 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 22, 2012 08:45 PM (IojUD)
Posted by: NukemHill at March 22, 2012 08:45 PM (7WLzC)
Posted by: helofixer at March 22, 2012 08:46 PM (bJAyb)
Mainly Saturn and the ice giants past Saturn. Anyway they are volatile-heavy because they are very cold, and the free oxygen long ago got caught into CO2. They don't create methane so much as still have the methane they had from the start of the Solar System.
Water is a rock around Titan and the rain is ethane. I remember reading that as a child and thinking, good lord, that's cold
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 08:47 PM (QTHTd)
I just saw this.
Santorum added: “If they’re going to be a little different, we might as well stay with what we have instead of taking a risk of what may be the Etch A Sketch candidate for the future.”
Are you kidding me Rick? Stay with what we've got, meaning Obama! Now he's just plain getting stupid angry and shooting himself in the foot.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 22, 2012 08:48 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: drawandstrike at March 23, 2012 12:33 AM (iGKkt)
I was reading some BS this morning from some whiny lefty cunny waft* wondering how Americans could support a system that keeps a guy like that fat ass Zimmerman dude free. Uh, maybe a system that keeps the lefty douchebag lynch mobs at bay? That system? With the police and the investigations and the due process, that system? Fascist fucks.
*I know, I know. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:48 PM (F79HU)
Gawd but Baracka is an imbecile. That's embarrassing as hell.
Posted by: Theresa at March 22, 2012 08:49 PM (nrUaS)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2012 08:49 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 08:50 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 22, 2012 08:50 PM (JKNDp)
HLF, thanks for the link
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 08:51 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Montjoie at March 22, 2012 08:53 PM (sBpR/)
Posted by: Y-not at March 22, 2012 08:53 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 08:53 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 22, 2012 08:54 PM (IojUD)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2012 08:54 PM (6RnvM)
WASHINGTON (AP) -- The U.S. intelligence community will now be able to store information about Americans with no ties to terrorism for up to five years under new Obama administration guidelines.
http://tinyurl.com/7jspaop
It's for our own good, dontcha know.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2012 08:55 PM (ccXZP)
JO, Its a fun place with some smart folks. I am outta here. Gooodnight
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 22, 2012 08:56 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 08:56 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread knows it's Leftie Clobberin' Time at March 22, 2012 08:56 PM (dHwuO)
Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2012 12:48 AM (F79HU)
No please don't. How many times is gun control going to be mentioned in the next three days by the msm?
My guess, infinity.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2012 08:56 PM (fHyXI)
GnuBreed, shh. You know that we're going to get a post about how Franklin Pierce wrote up some executive order in the 1800s saying the same thing, so what's the big deal
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 08:57 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 22, 2012 08:57 PM (IojUD)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2012 12:55 AM (ccXZP)
Wait, wait, isn't that something the evil BOOOOOSH would have...oh, right. Good hearted and totally infallible pinko leftist. I gotcha.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:58 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 22, 2012 08:58 PM (gGgcp)
Posted by: NukemHill at March 22, 2012 08:58 PM (7WLzC)
Thank you for your thoughtful answer. But that really only backs the question up another step. If true, then where did that methane come from?
It seems highly implausible that we've been extracting 40-70 million barrels PER DAY for years now, and we're still recovering former zooplankton and algae that's been turned into petroleum - I mean, how many fucking dinosaurs could there have been to make all this fossil fuel, and what, they all died in big piles under what is now Saudi Arabia?
My understanding is that the abiotic theory of production isn't accepted not because it's been disproven but rather because it hasn't been successfully used to predict reserve locations. What is the real evidence against this theory?
Posted by: Crazy Conspiracy Theorist at March 22, 2012 08:59 PM (2ZlkS)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 23, 2012 12:21 AM (75ggp)
Bombay Sapphire.
Posted by: NukemHill at March 23, 2012 12:58 AM (7WLzC)
Note to self, buy gin and take olives on camping trip.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2012 08:59 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 23, 2012 12:51 AM (QTHTd)
If you like them, it's a win for humanity. The lead scream is classically trained mezzo soprano. She really is amazing. All the best bands are coming out of Scandinavia.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 22, 2012 08:59 PM (NVu2l)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 23, 2012 12:56 AM (fHyXI)
Heh, I'm guessing infinity +1.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 08:59 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Crazy Conspiracy Theorist at March 23, 2012 12:59 AM (2ZlkS)
I lol'd hard.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 09:02 PM (F79HU)
Labs, ah labs. I snap off the butt ends of asparagus spears. They both come running. Best treat ever.
Posted by: Derak at March 22, 2012 09:03 PM (VEhDR)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 22, 2012 09:04 PM (gGgcp)
One government study I could get behind would be if botox increased stupidity in leftards with half a brain to begin with...
on the ows'ers flingging poo,,, they are but mere monkey's and really should get a pass on that one..
Posted by: beanervt at March 22, 2012 09:04 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: NukemHill at March 22, 2012 09:04 PM (7WLzC)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 23, 2012 12:58 AM (gGgcp)
When Jerry Jeff Walker recorded in Luckenbach back in 1973 or so, Ann Richards was in the audience, drunk on her ass. as usual.
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:04 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 23, 2012 01:04 AM (gGgcp)
Its official, labs are crazy, chocoholics who sneak on couch at every chance..
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2012 09:06 PM (fHyXI)
1. SS (FICA)is not a ponzi scheme. A ponzi scheme entails enticing INVESTORS with promises of a return on investment larger than most other investments can supply. The investor may or may not receive any returns on their investment and they are "able" to request the return of their investment subject to penalties and fees. (of course the good ponzi manager is usually able to divert these requests and an excellent one will actually get the "mark" to invest more.)
2. FICA is a TAX. Regardless what hundreds of politicians have told citizens since it's inception, it's nothing more than a tax. That anyone believe(s/d) what a politician said or says, says more about the gullibility of the taxpayer than the politician or the program.
3. Essentially, both welfare and SS are seen by the professional politicians as investments. Investments that are aimed at preventing older workers unable to continue working to feel connected to the culture and to not feel rejected and abandoned. This could lead to major elective problems for many politicians and rightfully could lead to more costly or unequal remedies at the state level. There are too many children that either do not have the resources or the emotional connection to their parents for the state/Feds to rely upon family to take care of these older people and SS and welfare spreads the cost per taxpayer and creates an controlled payout and oversight limiting abuse that is predictable and relatively fair. Welfare does the same thing only for younger mothers and children that for whatever reason have found themselves without means. Anyone who believes that reducing or eliminating either welfare or SS or both would cure the country's fiscal woes is sadly mistaken as those people won't just disappear. Something would have to be done for or about them.
4. There is quite a lot of corporate welfare doled out by the federal and state governments. Why do you think there's such a competition for the positions of senators and representatives? It's to be able to apportion those disbursements to those willing to share with those who arrange for them and to aid them in continued election.
5. That these programs have gotten larger than CURRENTLY sustainable is actually the product of the draw back of the economy however they can't be scaled back to the same degree that they economy withdrew without forcing many at risk people to be subjected to factors they would likely not survive and it would be on display for everyone to see what was happening. Unless you are willing to allow that then cavalier calls to cut people off are just internet bravado and posturing.
Much of the money in the economy has gone to banks and other financial institutions to prop them up due to THEIR mismanagement and in some cases outright fraud. If you support the idea of keeping these banks from failing then you cannot complain about SS or Welfare as propping these banks up is also a form of cultural protection. These banks are also tieing resources that could go to investing in construction, businesses or extraction of resources but they are being held to keep the banks from collapsing under all their bad debt.
Please. Before spouting some t-shirt motto about welfare or SS, do some actual thinking about how the system works, who are the real beneficiaries, who are the actual manipulators and what the reality would be otherwise.
Posted by: Inspired by disgust at March 22, 2012 09:08 PM (CP+yl)
A few points you're missing - assuming this comment wasn't a colossal troll - are that the fossil part of the fossil-fuels isn't dinosaurs. It's more to do with vegetation in places here and there. There's the famous Carboniferous Period, for instance; this was before the dinosaurs. This was before reptiles. It was a period when the oxygen content was 35%! That's a lot of vegetation to run the oxygen percentages that high!
So, there were dragonflies four feet long then, and frogs the size of you. The past, is, as they say, a different country. Earth was then a different planet.
Also there's continental drift to consider. Arabia wasn't always in desert latitudes.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 09:08 PM (QTHTd)
Does it make their pee smell funny/funnier? BTW, I had asparagus for dinner tonight too.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2012 09:09 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 22, 2012 09:09 PM (75ggp)
We have no fucking idea how it got here.
We can only observe.
Posted by: navybrat at March 22, 2012 09:10 PM (v3eYE)
Again, I keep saying, under a democracy the people who rule don't aim their propaganda at us. They don't even aim at Kos. They aim at the fucking morons who hang out at youtube comments. They aim at... the 52%.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 09:11 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Inspired by disgust at March 23, 2012 01:08 AM (CP+yl)
Maybe more will work. The rest of us have to work to feed and cloth them.
Better than sitting around on their asses.
SS is a scam. It should have been privatized ages ago.
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:11 PM (z8HSj)
I use light virgin olive oil for those type cases and a single quart lasts me a year. So I don't really care that it costs $14. For fancier needs, I have a bottle of extra virgin first press blah blah blah stuff that ran me $30 for a quart. It'll last me for many years.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2012 09:12 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 23, 2012 12:51 AM (QTHTd)
If you like them, it's a win for humanity. The lead scream is classically trained mezzo soprano. She really is amazing. All the best bands are coming out of Scandinavia.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 23, 2012 12:59 AM (NVu2l)
HLF have you listened to Volbeat... I love those guys
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 09:12 PM (DU15A)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 22, 2012 09:13 PM (75ggp)
Yeah, I was reminded of an ex gf I had once; also a mezzo-soprano. She never went pro, though. Teacher now, I hear.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 09:13 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 09:14 PM (DU15A)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 22, 2012 09:14 PM (gGgcp)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 23, 2012 01:08 AM (QTHTd)
Uhh.. there were reptiles in the late Carboniferous (Pennylvanian) and the oil in Saudi Arabia is mainly Jurassic in age.
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:15 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: Inspired by disgust at March 23, 2012 01:08 AM (CP+yl)
Commie.
What? Someone needed to say it.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 09:17 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 09:17 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 23, 2012 01:14 AM (gGgcp)
Where exactly were you during this bacchanalia?
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:17 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 23, 2012 01:13 AM (75ggp)
Oh come on, don't you want to talk politics all day every day every hour, end on end?
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 22, 2012 09:17 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 22, 2012 09:18 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: NukemHill at March 22, 2012 09:18 PM (7WLzC)
I was dumbing it down heavily for the Carboniferous bit.
I didn't know that about Arabia, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't dead Brontosauri giving the Saudis all that sweet money they use for totally Peaceful means.
*inb4 "APATOSAURUS U DUMMY"
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 09:19 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 23, 2012 01:12 AM (DU15A)
I listened to their cover of I Only Want to Be With You. I like them.
I'll raise with Hammerfall -- Bloodbound
youtube.com/watch?v=BSDsYmZREwo
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 22, 2012 09:19 PM (NVu2l)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 22, 2012 09:19 PM (gGgcp)
So the whole blocking crap was a local CA thing? I don't know if its still blocked, as I never tried using it again. What a freakin shame.
Posted by: The Cock of Truth at March 22, 2012 09:20 PM (u4/vX)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 23, 2012 01:18 AM (GE1+K)
HERETIC!
BURN HIM!
Posted by: Al the Gore at March 22, 2012 09:20 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: NukemHill at March 22, 2012 09:20 PM (7WLzC)
Dinosaurs farted more than mammals. Cycads and gingkos give you gas.
All this methane went into the air, then was deposited in the oceans.
Sea critters took this material and made oil out of it.
Then they sold it to the extraterrestrials who came down here in their spaceships.
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:21 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 23, 2012 01:19 AM (gGgcp)
Why not? It's a great place to raise kids and/or critters.
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:23 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 22, 2012 09:24 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 09:25 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: I am the egg man, . . . at March 22, 2012 09:25 PM (PJRYo)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 22, 2012 09:25 PM (gGgcp)
World of shit. Zimmerman's still in it.
Posted by: navybrat at March 22, 2012 09:26 PM (v3eYE)
Uh, we were the extraterrestrials, puny human.
Posted by: barney the dinosaur at March 22, 2012 09:26 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo Womaat March 23, 2012 01:19 AM (QTHTd)
That's OK; I just made all that shit up
I was a Wymmen's Studies Major in college.
Had lots of sex, but the girls didn't shave their legs.
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:27 PM (z8HSj)
Take coal for example, another fossil fuel. The formations of plant fossils include three distinct processes: swamp to peat, peat to coal, and coal to fossils.
The second sentence of para II was borrowed from a quick internet search.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2012 09:27 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: barney the dinosaur at March 23, 2012 01:26 AM (6RnvM)
And still not the apex predator. Bronto steaks, bitch.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 22, 2012 09:28 PM (NVu2l)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 23, 2012 01:25 AM (gGgcp)
That's down on Canyon Lake, right?
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:28 PM (z8HSj)
Again, a thoughtful answer for which I am appreciative, and no, I'm not trolling. My snark about Saudi Arabia had nothing to do with it being a desert, but rather the tendency of reserves to accumulate locally rather than more evenly as I would think would occur if what you're saying is the only answer regarding the origins of petroleum.
According to the much dread Wiki, the Carboniferous period did peak at around 35% oxygen, as opposed to ~ around 21% today. This oxygen-rich environment apparently led to hyper-vegetation and species gigantism. Lots of carbon-rich matter to turn into petroleum. I get all that.
But if the strict fossil fuel theory is correct, the local formation phenomena seems to suggest that only small amounts of all that decomposition resulted in hydrocarbon formations - e.g., those portions buried under subduction zones, etc. Otherwise, whatever else died on the surface would have looked like everything else that dies on the surface today, ashes to ashes and dust to dust as it were. Or are you saying that everything that dies on the surface today will someday be petroleum?
And again, where did the interstellar hydrocarbons come from given the absence of surround living material?
Your answers are just fine, they just don't explain the unbelievable volume of what we've extracted, the even bigger volume of what we know is still down there, or where hydrocarbons away from the Earth came from.
So, I'm not trying to suggest that both models can't be true, I'm just asking what evidence is there that the heat and temps generated deeper in the Earth couldn't have created significant amounts of hydrocarbons as apparently happened elsewhere in the solar system (or wherever our solar system captured them from), and are we correct in assuming we will one day run out of it given man's rather limited run on Earth so far?
Posted by: Crazy Conspiracy Theorist at March 22, 2012 09:29 PM (2ZlkS)
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 23, 2012 01:27 AM (DU15A)
I love them. They are kind of band that makes me drive to fast. 
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 22, 2012 09:31 PM (NVu2l)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 22, 2012 09:31 PM (gGgcp)
If the dinosaurs had push-up bras, they have been fucking so much they would have never gone extinct.
Alas, 65 million years too late..
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:31 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 09:32 PM (DU15A)
Posted by: Crazy Conspiracy Theorist at March 22, 2012 09:32 PM (2ZlkS)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 22, 2012 09:32 PM (gGgcp)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 23, 2012 01:31 AM (gGgcp)
We are also the Saudi Arabia of coal..
We're simply filthy with hydrocarbons!
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:33 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2012 09:35 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 23, 2012 01:32 AM (gGgcp)
Speaking of New Braunfels, go to the Wurstfest there in the Fall.
Oceans of beer and a zillion drunk Texans.
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:35 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 22, 2012 09:35 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 22, 2012 09:35 PM (gGgcp)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 23, 2012 01:34 AM (gGgcp)
You need to work on your wife about Texas. She'll love it..
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:36 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 23, 2012 01:35 AM (gGgcp)
I'm in the Biz; and I am apoplectic.
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:37 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 23, 2012 01:35 AM (gGgcp)
We had this discussion at deercamp this year and people didn't believe me
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 09:37 PM (DU15A)
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 23, 2012 01:37 AM (DU15A)
You all obviously weren't drinking enough..
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:39 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: mpfs at March 22, 2012 09:40 PM (TlwCF)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 23, 2012 01:38 AM (gGgcp)
Know it well, for decades. You should go down to Lockhart and Luling - the Mecca of Barbecue.
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:40 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: mpfs at March 23, 2012 01:40 AM (TlwCF)
Fun can be fatal. I once had a near-terminal case of fun.
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:41 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: Crazy Conspiracy Theorist at March 22, 2012 09:41 PM (2ZlkS)
Posted by: Crazy Conspiracy Theorist at March 23, 2012 01:41 AM (2ZlkS)
North Dakota's is better, and you don't need air conditioning.
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:43 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 01:25 AM (Z9EHQ)
Turns out Zimmerman isn't white so we can rule out hate crime since only whitey commits hatecrimes.
Now it's just about the evils of guns and how it's all the right's fault.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 09:44 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Crazy Conspiracy Theorist at March 22, 2012 09:45 PM (2ZlkS)
Posted by: sistrum at March 22, 2012 09:47 PM (AyryN)
Posted by: Jornolist at March 22, 2012 09:49 PM (gGgcp)
I'll have what she's having.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2012 09:50 PM (ccXZP)
Man the Danish PM has some nice legs. Don't let Erik Erickson see them or he might blow a gasket.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 09:50 PM (F79HU)
Sleep well morons.
Posted by: mpfs at March 23, 2012 01:48 AM (TlwCF)
Night to you and Jornalist.
I stand corrected about North Dakota. It can get hot as hell there in the summer.
Come back to Texas. No personal or corporate taxes...
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at March 22, 2012 09:51 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 09:52 PM (Z9EHQ)
youtube.com/watch?v=hTdhXxxWREo
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 23, 2012 01:44 AM (NVu2l)
HOLY SHIT ! that chick on the guitar is hot
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 09:53 PM (DU15A)
OK, so we can't supply all of our domestic petroleum needs without buying from abroad. So what?
Using that logic, if we are all starving we should not farm our own food domestically in any amounts.
Imbeciles.
Posted by: navybrat at March 22, 2012 09:54 PM (v3eYE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 09:55 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 09:56 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 09:57 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 01:52 AM (Z9EHQ)
Yeah, he's chicspanitino or whatever the new PC term is.
Grand jury? According to some lefty douche that's a problem. We need mobs, man, MOBS! Baying for blood, lynching his ass up, that kind of thing. Due process is fascism.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 09:59 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 23, 2012 01:41 AM (fHyXI)
not far from the truth
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 09:59 PM (DU15A)
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 23, 2012 01:53 AM (DU15A)
Heh. I always lusted for the keyboard girl. Cool. We won't have to fight over women.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 22, 2012 10:01 PM (NVu2l)
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 22, 2012 10:01 PM (DU15A)
Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2012 10:01 PM (RJOgX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 10:06 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 23, 2012 02:01 AM (NVu2l)
just let me stick it into Kayo's lovely ass
Posted by: The Dude at March 22, 2012 10:08 PM (M8yfa)
That left me 2.5 days to drink. It was hard work, but someone had to do it. My partner was pissed because A> he trained me and B> he never got his deer that trip and C>it started snowing and sleeting on day 2.
Snatched the pebble from his hand I did.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2012 10:09 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: navybrat at March 22, 2012 10:15 PM (v3eYE)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2012 02:09 AM (ccXZP)
The best eating I ever had was when I sweet talked the camp's cook into frying up some squirrel I'd shot the day before deer season opened. Everyone was jealous. It was awesome.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 22, 2012 10:16 PM (NVu2l)
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 22, 2012 10:25 PM (NVu2l)
Posted by: navybrat at March 23, 2012 02:15 AM (v3eYE)
We need civil rights for fuglies. What can the rest of us do when all the beautiful people get off?
We need a catchy protest anthem.
WE'RE HERE! WE'RE UGLY AS FUCK! LOOK AT US WRONG AND WE'LL KEY YOUR CAR!
Or...something like that.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 10:26 PM (F79HU)
My Lab hates bananas. You give him a piece of banana and he holds it in his mouth then spits it out and gives you a pained look.
Peanut butter, he would kill for. And yogurt. He and one of our cats love yogurt.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 22, 2012 11:40 PM (sJTmU)
Who knew that dogs liked peanut butter?
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at March 22, 2012 10:26 PM (1grxW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 10:27 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 10:29 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 10:31 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 10:31 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at March 22, 2012 10:33 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2012 02:32 AM (F79HU)
That's no shit. My cat will sit on my keyboard until I go and open a can of food. If I pick him up without food, he tears a key off the keyboard with his claws. I'm too nice. He'd make a great pair of gloves.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 22, 2012 10:37 PM (NVu2l)
That's too bad, because someone upthread gave you a really outstanding compliment.I think.
Would I lie to you?
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2012 10:39 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: sistrum at March 22, 2012 10:40 PM (AyryN)
Damn, was that ten years ago?
Still have an active Pacbell email address. I haven't been an AT&T DSL customer for three years and stopped being a wireless customer last month. But that address just keeps going. I don't use it as my primary for fear it could just go poof one day without warning.
Posted by: epobirs at March 22, 2012 10:42 PM (kcfmt)
Would I lie to you?
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2012 02:39 AM (ccXZP)
Wait, was that the comment where what's her name said she'd love to tear GGE's clothes off with her teeth and make him the luckiest man alive?
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 10:43 PM (F79HU)
If I give my dog a grape he throws it up in the air a couple of times and plays with it, but doesn't eat it. If I peel it for him he snarfs it right down. He's a goofball.
Zimmerman...what a douche. The entire gun owning community is being slammed because of this dickmonger. If I were in Florida I might have to beat his ass on general principle.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at March 22, 2012 10:43 PM (yh0zB)
=========
so according to your hash you must be whitey.
Posted by: jc at March 22, 2012 10:43 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2012 02:39 AM (ccXZP)
You would lie to me even if you could tell the truth just to see if you could get me to believe it. So would Robert.
Lyin' bastiches, I went all through the comment threads and didn't see anything like that.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at March 22, 2012 10:45 PM (yh0zB)
Yeah, that sounds right. She also mentioned something about being a large chested ginger too. Plus, she used the word 'nymphomaniac' but I didn't know what that meant.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2012 10:46 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at March 22, 2012 10:47 PM (yh0zB)
Just as well. We had an incident of a Rhodesian Ridgeback who had explosive diarrhea after my SIL innocently gave him grapes one at a time for a good while.
We don't give the dogs grapes anymore.
Posted by: epobirs at March 22, 2012 10:48 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2012 02:46 AM (ccXZP)
LALALALALAIMNOTLISTENINGTOYOU
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at March 22, 2012 10:48 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: sistrum at March 22, 2012 10:51 PM (AyryN)
Our previous Border Collie was like that about almonds. You'd think they were made of crack or something the way he'd carry on.
Posted by: epobirs at March 22, 2012 10:51 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at March 23, 2012 02:45 AM (yh0zB)
======
fargin' iceholes and sommonfombayatches, too.
Posted by: jc at March 22, 2012 10:54 PM (ufJKx)
He's clearly not interested.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2012 10:57 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: jc at March 23, 2012 02:54 AM (ufJKx)
Yes, them too.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at March 22, 2012 11:00 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 11:06 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 11:08 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at March 23, 2012 02:47 AM (yh0zB)
Wait, wait...how can you be an exlusive member of the ONT when you're having some dalliance with a Mustang enthusiast forum?
Slut!
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 11:09 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 11:10 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 03:06 AM (Z9EHQ)
Interesting. I'll have to keep that in mind.
I didn't ever do it that often though. When I have grapes...well, I'm selfish you see.
Especially if they're tart. Yum!
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 11:11 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 22, 2012 11:12 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 11:13 PM (Z9EHQ)
There might very well be a God cause he made chocolate for people only. Yessir!
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 11:13 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: sistrum at March 22, 2012 11:13 PM (AyryN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 03:13 AM (Z9EHQ)
It's cool. My dogs are long gone and it'll be a long long time before I get another one.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 11:15 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: The Dude at March 23, 2012 03:13 AM (M8yfa)
http://tinyurl.com/7odwyhc
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 11:17 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 22, 2012 11:18 PM (kaalw)
Maurice the kitten is so stinkin cute! hes hiding in the cupboard beside my bed. he thinks its his private bunkhouse.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 22, 2012 11:21 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 22, 2012 11:21 PM (kaalw)
Had a cat that like to nibble a small piece of honeydew melon if so offered ...
Not enough energy to read all previous comments ... i denounce myself ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 22, 2012 11:24 PM (crQEo)
You have another new kitteh?
Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2012 03:22 AM (F79HU)
same kitten hes white as snow. and you know what? hes so stinkin cute, AND he really doesn't shed. coat is very short and smooth as silk and he is the firt non shedding cat with fur i have met. i love the little booger more every day.
however hes got snotty nose and im medicating him so hes mad and i think hes reconsidering how much he decided to love me on account of the twice daily medical invasions of his personal soverignty.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 22, 2012 11:29 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 11:32 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 22, 2012 11:34 PM (sqVOl)
Shit...I do my last cup around midnight. Sleep? whats sleep?
Posted by: Berserker at March 22, 2012 11:35 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 23, 2012 03:29 AM (r7Ddb)
Vengeful creatures, cats. My sister is visiting with her kids which means I'm gonna have to trim my Sadie's claws and that combined with the loud smelly chill'uns means my cat is going to hate me for a month.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 11:36 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 11:38 PM (Z9EHQ)
Slut!
Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2012 03:09 AM (F79HU)
Eh. I get around.
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at March 22, 2012 11:39 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 22, 2012 11:39 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at March 22, 2012 11:41 PM (yh0zB)
Thanks for the reminder B'er... I was so busy I forgot I have a half thrmo left. It really don't bother my sleeping and it's not decaff I assure you.
Get da Doggeh Robert.. a cute one you can take for walks in the lady laden parks.. they love cute little pupsters..
Posted by: beanervt at March 22, 2012 11:43 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 11:44 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 03:32 AM (Z9EHQ)
What impresses the ladies?
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 11:44 PM (F79HU)
Panther cat's not,, he was forever trying to snatch some of my T Bone off the plate tonight so had to throw pieces on the floor to get him away...
Posted by: beanervt at March 22, 2012 11:46 PM (KZLoo)
It don't affect my sleeping either for some reason. I must be immune.
Posted by: Berserker at March 22, 2012 11:47 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Adriane at March 23, 2012 03:46 AM (crQEo)
?
http://tinyurl.com/6rzrahy
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 11:47 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at March 22, 2012 11:47 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 11:48 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 11:50 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 03:48 AM (Z9EHQ)
What could bring home a sexy lady if I told it to go fetch?
Pit bull?
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 11:51 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 22, 2012 11:51 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 03:50 AM (Z9EHQ)
His worshippers can carry him around wherever he needs to go. He can ride Steven Chu like a little horsey.
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 11:52 PM (F79HU)
If it's the 124 I'm in... that's the most commie looking of the bunch...and it's big enough for mooch and chitlens...
Posted by: beanervt at March 22, 2012 11:56 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2012 11:57 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2012 03:36 AM (F79HU)
we never ever allow such invasions.
my hairless pusseh only eats the crunchies no treats perhaps vika is right and shes just too good for human trifles. i know that the new kitten gets extremely excited about human food and clearly feels he is not.
the australian shepard loves all forms of human food. Waldo did too. the corgies were just to short to find out about human food. they just stared and looked cute.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 22, 2012 11:57 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2012 11:57 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 22, 2012 11:58 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 23, 2012 03:58 AM (r7Ddb)
I'd love a dog that could hack into the Pentagon for top secret White House sex tapes.
Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2012 12:00 AM (F79HU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 12:01 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 23, 2012 12:01 AM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 23, 2012 12:01 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 12:02 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 23, 2012 12:02 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 12:03 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 03:57 AM (Z9EHQ)
My uncle takes care of his stepson's pit bull. Loves it to death. Don't know if he's picking up Puerto Rican chicks with it. I'm sure his wife would object.
I should email and ask.
Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2012 12:03 AM (F79HU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 04:02 AM (Z9EHQ)
ugh. good warning. something to consider unless you have the iron stomach of a Fap-watching-ghost.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 23, 2012 12:04 AM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 12:05 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Berserker at March 23, 2012 12:07 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 23, 2012 12:09 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 12:10 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 04:05 AM (Z9EHQ)
had to pick my former Aussie up from the shelter one county over (still dont know how that happened but i think he had human help, he was a gorgeous dog who could climb fences. I think he was stolen then tried to get home. the shelter said the tag number wasnt him but i went to check and it was. i was pissed. I call such places... death factories. every single animal there was scared out of its mind. I wished i had room in the truck for every dog and cat there.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 23, 2012 12:11 AM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 23, 2012 12:11 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 12:18 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 23, 2012 12:19 AM (sqVOl)
But Y5 that's not big enough for mooch alone say nothing about needing a crane attached to the trunk to drop 'er in... she ain't never getting threw them doors.. where would post prezputt sit?? and chitlens???
I do love that slinky hottie on the commercial (seduction)
Posted by: beanervt at March 23, 2012 12:20 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 23, 2012 12:20 AM (sqVOl)
Or dreams or whatever you want to call them.
Good night, my fellow four legged aficionados!
Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2012 12:21 AM (F79HU)
Posted by: vika at March 23, 2012 12:25 AM (sqVOl)
for a testdrive with one to make sure it has the "capabilities" required for unsuspecting female scavenging...
Posted by: beanervt at March 23, 2012 12:26 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 12:28 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 12:31 AM (Z9EHQ)
defunded?? delusional,, or downgraded might look nice too...
Posted by: beanervt at March 23, 2012 12:33 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 12:39 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 12:40 AM (Z9EHQ)
Yeah Y5 I listened,, and thought it was one of his worse banters of baffling bullshit that seemed to even confuse him at the end... what a fucking clueless fuck he is...
Posted by: beanervt at March 23, 2012 12:45 AM (KZLoo)
at least since China now owns solar....
Posted by: beanervt at March 23, 2012 12:50 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 12:54 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 12:55 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: vika at March 23, 2012 12:58 AM (sqVOl)
I like IKE,,, but mister super used car salesmen, which is all he is except he cheats the taxpayer instead of the unsuspecting buyer, can do nothing but run his gums,, that's all he's got.. without it he's done.. he's not a great thinker, speaker, or leader so obviously without his yap he's done...
Posted by: beanervt at March 23, 2012 01:02 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Adriane at March 23, 2012 01:08 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: beanervt at March 23, 2012 01:09 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 01:10 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2012 05:10 AM (Z9EHQ)
===
I have been telling people for years that zero is just a dumbfuck. I get the evil genius argument back most times. I always point out that smart people tell smarter lies than dumb people. Zero's lies are really fucking dumb. From that I conclude that he is too.
Sometimes I get the argument that he knows his audience and they are really fucking dumb, so why waste time making up better lies? If that is the case, then he has no pride.
Posted by: jc at March 23, 2012 01:16 AM (ufJKx)
That's our prez... doing more to insult our allies then anyone thought was possible... maybe someone should give him an award or medal for most clueless/balless world unleader evah.....
Posted by: beanervt at March 23, 2012 01:19 AM (KZLoo)
That's our prez... doing more to insult our allies then anyone thought was possible... maybe someone should give him an award or medal for most clueless/balless world unleader evah.....
Posted by: beanervt at March 23, 2012 05:19 AM (KZLoo)
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they did. they called it the nobel peace prize. it was a testament to cluelessness at every level.
Posted by: jc at March 23, 2012 01:24 AM (ufJKx)
Yeah JC and like everything that use to mean something lefties take over, and turn it into a convoluted 180degrees of what it was intended..
Obozo isn't noble (though he like thinking he's a king), he's not peaceful, and the only prize he deserves is the PUTZ prize not for his golfin but for his being a total ass...
Posted by: beanervt at March 23, 2012 01:54 AM (KZLoo)
Roses are red,
Even though I can't sleep,
I probably should just go to bed ...
Take care everybody ...
Morning Vic!
when the time comes ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 23, 2012 02:25 AM (crQEo)
I see that the good "Reverends", race-mongers, leftists, and protected class of the perpetually aggrieved have gathered in Sanford, FL to protest the shooting of the young black boy. First, let me say that this may have been a flat out murder by an overzealous neighborhood watch person, but we really don't know all the fact yet. What ticks me off about this is, where's tha national outrage when a group of blacks set a white kid on fire while saying, "that's what you get, whitey". There's hardly a mention of something like that on the news, and there's certainly no national outcry for justice.
The media's lead-in to this story seems very coordinated - "The shooting of a Fl black teen has sparked national outrage". Well duh. I doubt the "nation" would even be aware of this story if it weren't for the media and race mongers having at it 24/7. Once again, we are told what to think and how to feel about something, and once again, many are playing the lemmings. Any loss of life in a tragic way is disturbing, but how about a little balance, huh? I'm sorry, but this black kid's shooting deserves no more attention than the white kid that was set on fire. If the FL shooting demands national outrage, marches, speeches, law changes, 24/7 media coverage, than so does any heinous crime committed by a black person against another race. Just my opinion.
It's obvious that this case is going to be used to try and overturn FL self-protection law. It will also serve as the spotlight case to show that racism is still pervasive in white America. After all, that agrees with Obama and Holder's beliefs.
Posted by: Havedash at March 23, 2012 02:27 AM (JfvbF)
and long legged beasties,
and trolls that delurk in the night,
G'D preserve us!
Posted by: Adriane at March 23, 2012 02:27 AM (crQEo)
and after the race baiters are done maybe pelosis can claim with obozocare this would never have happened,, and obozo can call the family and take a personal interest which will lead to campaign ads of how hateful the tea party and wingers are.... don't ask me how they come up with this stuff but they do...
Posted by: beanervt at March 23, 2012 02:36 AM (KZLoo)
Because civilized people are to nice to say "You are full of sh!t" on a regular basis to people who thoroughly deserve it ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 23, 2012 02:42 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: mugiwara at March 23, 2012 02:50 AM (KI/Ch)
Posted by: tcn at March 23, 2012 12:05 AM (WhSRj)
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Just in case anyone's still reading this thread, times have changed. Back then you could show boobies* and even a little bush** and still get a PG rating. Remember that the next time some Santorumtard whines about our supposedly hypersexualized culture.
*Invasion of the Body Snatchers (197
**Logan's Run (1976)
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