March 26, 2012
— Maetenloch
Heh: The California To Texas Translation Guide
Via Doug Ross comes this handy guide for Californies who have Gone To Texas and are having a hard time communicating with the locals. It also works pretty well for any non-blue state.
I wonder if there's a browser plugin you can get that will automatically translate MSM-speak for you as well.
| CALIFORNIA | TEXAS |
| Arsenal of Weapons | Gun Collection |
| Delicate Wetlands | Swamp |
| Undocumented Worker | Illegal Alien |
| Cruelty-Free Materials | Synthetic Fiber |
| Assault and Battery | Attitude Adjustment |
| Heavily Armed | Well-protected |
| Narrow-minded | Righteous |
| Nonviable Tissue Mass | Unborn Baby |
| Taxes or Your Fair Share | Coerced Theft |
| Commonsense Gun Control | Gun Confiscation Plot |
| Illegal Hazardous Explosives | Fireworks for Stump Removal |
| Equal Access to Opportunity | Socialism |
| Upper Class or "The Rich " | Self-Employed |
| Progressive, Change | Big Government Scheme |
| Sniper Rifle | Scoped Deer Rifle |
| Assault Weapon | Semi-Auto |
| Religious Zealot | Church-going |
| Healthcare Reform | Socialized Medicine |
| Socialized Medicine | New Taxes and Higher Taxes |
UNC-Chapel Hill Forbids The Mention of Limbaugh's Name During Broadcasts
Or their name to be spoken during Rush's show:
UNC-Chapel Hill has asked WRDU 106.1, a Triangle station also known as "Rush Radio," to stop referencing the school or the Tar Heel Sports Network during the broadcast of Rush Limbaugh's daily talk show on the station.The new practice, announced in a statement from the university, also prohibits mentioning Limbaugh's show during the broadcast of UNC football and basketball games on Rush Radio.
Why? Well because they're such an open-minded community of ideas. And because they fear getting conservo-cooties over the radio waves.
The Death of Encyclopedia Britannica - Dead Tree Version
So the Encyclopedia Britannica as a printed set of books is dead - from now on it'll be in electronic form only. Which is kind of shame since it was always my favorite encyclopedia at school.
But they were also notorious for their high prices and hard-sell techniques:
It was either a door-to-door salesman or a hawker at the county fair who suckered my parents into buying the Encyclopedia Britannica. ...They were the perfect marks for the encyclopedia man: They wanted to give their kids a good start in life, they believed in the expansive possibilities of consumer goods, and they trusted the authority of the Britannica name.I don't know exactly how much they shelled out for those books, but I remember it was a major purchase-big enough that they had to pay on an installment plan, and big enough that when the books arrived in the mail, we greeted them as joyously as we would a new car. My sister and I cleared a space on the bookshelf and carefully installed them in alphabetical order. And that's pretty much where they've remained, mostly unopened and forgotten, ever since.
I made the mistake once of inquiring what the price was and was hounded for months by salesmen knocking on the door. And then you had their commercials like this one - which I remember seeing and remember wanting to beat the shit out of the arrogant little prick they had as their poster-snob:
Turnaround: Japanese Troops Learning Hand-to-hand Combat From U.S. Soldiers
The US system may have been initially inspired by Japanese martial arts but it's evolved and now has the benefit of actual use in combat:
Martial arts experts charged with revamping the Japan Self-Defense Force hand-to-hand combat program are eager to incorporate lessons learned by U.S. troops fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan.In recent years, the U.S. Army has revised its own hand-to-hand combat training based on interviews with hundreds of soldiers involved in close-quarters combat in both theaters.
...During close-quarters combat drills, American troops learn to thump enemies in the chest with the muzzles of their rifles, creating space in case they need to shoot to protect themselves. The technique was developed after experts analyzed the information provided by the troops involved in fights in Iraq and Afghanistan, where soldiers are more likely to find themselves engaged in crowd control than fighting with bayonets
How Containerization Changed The World
Pretty much everything you have around you likely arrived via a shipping container. And it turns out the idea of a standardized container was the brainchild of a truck driver in the 30's who was irritated that he had to wait so long for the stevedores to load his cargo onto a ship.
That were probably on your wall if you're of a certain age.
In early 1976, one of Pro Arts' founders heard from a friend that many of his dorm-mates at college were buying women's magazines just for the Wella Balsam shampoo ads that featured a blonde beauty named Farrah Fawcett. Pro Arts tracked down Fawcett and arranged a photo shoot beside the pool at her Bel-Air, California, home. Photographer Bruce McBroom used an Indian blanket that doubled as a seat cover in his Chevy as a backdrop. Farrah chose a red one-piece bathing suit in lieu of a bikini in order to cover a scar on her stomach.
Researchers are on the job and the results seem well about what you'd expect:
In that case they found that our post-coital behaviors - again considering only heterosexual sex - tend to split along gender lines. Eating, fixing yourself a drink, smoking and asking your partner for favors - all activities that sound pretty good to me - were more likely to be taken on by the men. The women, in this case, placed greater importance on behaviors related to intimacy, like cuddling and "professing their love.No word though on sammich-making or tearful apologies.
Via unwanted surprise BJ:
A woman was today ordered to stand trial in Australia, accused of breaking into a man's home and raping him.Rebecca Helen Elder, 39, pleaded not guilty to one count of aggravated serious criminal trespass at the man's home, and one count of rape.
...At trial, prosecutors will allege Elder, of Parkside, broke into a house while its male occupant - who cannot be named - was lawfully on the premises.
They will also say she broke in with the intention of committing a further offence of rape.
Finally, prosecutors will accuse Elder of raping the man by performing an act of oral sex without his consent.
The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.
And don't forget about the Job Bank.
And my twitter thang.
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Posted by: antisocialist at March 26, 2012 06:13 PM (j/nZn)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 06:14 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: NukemHill at March 26, 2012 06:14 PM (7WLzC)
Posted by: some Australian dude at March 26, 2012 06:14 PM (mjR67)
This Martin/Zimmerman case is making me long for Thunderdome.
In Martin's place we could have a melee battle between Zimmerman, Sharpton and Jackson.
Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2012 06:15 PM (F79HU)
.Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 06:15 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at March 26, 2012 06:16 PM (qOfw/)
"Dear Friends, Clients and Colleagues,
It is with great sadness that I write to share the news of the untimely passing of a great attorney, a great hearted man and someone we will all miss, John Peara Baba.
John died in his sleep over the weekend, peacefully moving on to whatever comes next for him. He leaves us all the better for having known him. He advanced the laws protecting the right of people to have access to the court and public process without fear of countersuit. He also preserved the right to negotiate with tenants and advanced other legal rights of property owners in meaningful ways.
I am sure each of you will have your own fond memories. I had the pleasure of working with John for the last 12 years in my law practice, during which time he distinguished himself admirably with published decisions and well earned recognition as a "Rising Star" on the "SuperLawyers" list. I will miss him dearly as a member of the firm and even more as a friend.
///
I miss you already John. Here's to that law firm we never will open -- it would have been great. Rest in peace.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 26, 2012 06:16 PM (II97J)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 06:17 PM (R5yLq)
The new practice, announced in a statement from the university, also prohibits mentioning Limbaugh's show during the broadcast of UNC football and basketball games on Rush Radio.
--Well, now that they've been eliminated from the NCAA's, who gives a fuck?
Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2012 06:17 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2012 06:17 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 06:18 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2012 06:18 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 06:18 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: a black dutchman at March 26, 2012 06:19 PM (ssVeC)
Posted by: McLovin at March 26, 2012 06:19 PM (l14aH)
Posted by: yinzer at March 26, 2012 06:20 PM (LJ9nk)
Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2012 06:20 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 06:20 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 06:20 PM (NVu2l)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2012 06:20 PM (ccXZP)
MINO? Man In Name Only? for the Ausie Male?
Posted by: Romeo13, part of Men Goin Their Own Way at March 26, 2012 06:21 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: T-800 at March 26, 2012 06:21 PM (QaYwz)
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at March 26, 2012 06:21 PM (SsG4J)
Neither "Lost" nor "Seinfeld"?
You did miss some serious yuks from missing "Seinfeld"
Missing "Lost"? You missed a very interesting nothing.
Posted by: Jimbo at March 26, 2012 06:22 PM (O3R/2)
Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2012 06:22 PM (ykSKg)
I read that Daily Caller article on the timeline. I've heard over and over from some that "Zimmerman should have stayed in his car once told to by the 911 operator"
Zimmerman wasn't in his car when he called 911, he was outside, and the recording is loaded with background noise, something you don't have if you're in your car with the windows closed.
Zimmerman was heading back to his car after the call, JUST AS INSTRUCTED
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 06:23 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2012 06:23 PM (D5wbV)
Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 06:23 PM (WhSRj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 26, 2012 06:23 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: W.O.P.R. at March 26, 2012 06:23 PM (QaYwz)
Bo Derek in the wet shirt
Cheryl Tiegs in the fishnet swimsuit
Shaun Cassidy
Star Wars movie poster
Apollo 8 Earth image
The Flagg Uncle Sam "I Want You" poster
"We Can Do It"
Toulouse-Lautrec Moulin Rouge (arty kids only)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 26, 2012 06:24 PM (v9Kjt)
Posted by: 141Driver at March 26, 2012 06:25 PM (KeXQh)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 06:25 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2012 06:25 PM (D5wbV)
Posted by: McLovin at March 26, 2012 06:26 PM (l14aH)
.Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 06:26 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 26, 2012 06:26 PM (vpe0k)
Posted by: Jimmah at March 26, 2012 06:26 PM (UpwlP)
Diversity of Religion...yes unless you're Christian we're welcomed to keep our opinions to ourselves.
Diversity of Thought? Yeah right. Makes me wonder why I give a shit about the school anymore.
Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 06:26 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: logprof
Ahh, I couldn't remember the publisher's name but my folks did the same. I pretty much read them all including a couple of yearly supplementals.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2012 06:26 PM (ccXZP)
California: Sprouts
Texas: Weeds
California: Bean Curds
Texas: Goo
California: The 105
Texas: July's average temperature
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2012 06:27 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Jimbo at March 26, 2012 06:27 PM (O3R/2)
Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 06:27 PM (WhSRj)
Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 10:25 PM
Has Nay-an-sah offered to pull the switch when they find Zimmerman guilty, just like she knows he will be?
She knew that the Duke Lacrosse boys were guilty too. Then she confidently predicted Casey Anthony would fry
I can see why she isn't a prosecutor anymore. Why the hell is she still on TV?
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 06:27 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 06:27 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2012 06:28 PM (DQpZ4)
Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 10:27 PM (WhSRj)
This!
Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2012 06:28 PM (F79HU)
This asshole will soon be riding the barbed cock of Satan. Can. Not. Wait.
Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 06:28 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Jimmah at March 26, 2012 06:28 PM (UpwlP)
It wasn't my dick, per se.
Posted by: toby928© mixes memes like a mofo at March 26, 2012 06:28 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2012 06:28 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2012 06:29 PM (D5wbV)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 06:29 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Jimmah at March 26, 2012 06:29 PM (UpwlP)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 06:29 PM (R5yLq)
wtf
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 26, 2012 06:30 PM (Zja+g)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 06:30 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2012 10:28 PM (7W3wI)
Yours or hers?
Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 06:30 PM (WhSRj)
I had 2 of those posters, the "hang in there" and the "keep on truckin' " My favorite poser was one of a weird-looking bird with the caption - "never be ashamed of what you are. By the way, what are you?"
Posted by: Theresa at March 26, 2012 06:30 PM (SmTIz)
Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 10:27 PM
I used to say if we were to call blacks "African Americans" that I wanted to be called "European American".
We don't have Chinese, Koreans, Japanese, or Vietnamese anymore either, they're all "Asians"
Some day soon they're going to hang a sign on the Statue of Liberty : "Closed: Owner Gone Nuts"
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 06:30 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 06:31 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: yinzer at March 26, 2012 06:31 PM (LJ9nk)
I accidentally saw a few scenes of Seinfeld on occasion. I liked one. It featured Elaine dancing. Epic.
...
The Kramer guy. He was on a show called "Friday's" or some such well before Seinfeld. He did a regular skit where he played a kid in a sandbox, pretending to blow up toy soldiers. Occasionally his mother would come holler for him to come into the house. He would hide and make faces. I always thought that was the pinnacle of his TV career.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 06:31 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: 141Driver at March 26, 2012 06:31 PM (KeXQh)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 06:31 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 06:31 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2012 06:32 PM (QaYwz)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 10:31 PM (ZPrif)
$60 bucks for pay per view rasslin'?
Really?
Screw that, I remember when it was $20.
Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2012 06:32 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 06:32 PM (uISJm)
Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2012 06:33 PM (WKTJz)
Yes. Quick search and I couldn't find a link. But it most definitely happened and was whitewashed by the local media. Same folks that don't want to hear Limbaugh's name mentioned because its racist or something. Fucking bastards.
Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 06:33 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 06:33 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 06:34 PM (WhSRj)
Variety Magazine reporting Jane Fonda will play Nancy Reagan in the flick The Butler.
As a Vietnam veteran, this sickens me that Fonda the Communist will portray the gracious Nancy Reagan. Fuck Fonda. I can see her dying in a fire. Big time.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 26, 2012 06:34 PM (TkGkA)
Posted by: toby928© mixes memes like a mofo at March 26, 2012 06:34 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 26, 2012 06:34 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2012 10:26 PM (ccXZP)
--Yeah, and my grandmother has most of the previous generation of F and W (they were green), which I actually liked perusing just to see what changed (e.g., Country X no longer being a British protectorate).
Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2012 06:34 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Wodeshed at March 26, 2012 06:35 PM (6kJaB)
America needs cojones NOW!
Standing query as of this date still unanswered: Why did neither Romney nor any of his many sons serve their country in the military?
Posted by: Pragmatic at March 26, 2012 06:35 PM (elHhH)
Posted by: steveha at March 26, 2012 06:35 PM (TMG3G)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 06:35 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 26, 2012 06:35 PM (vpe0k)
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I hate it when that happens.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2012 06:35 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 06:36 PM (WhSRj)
http://tinyurl.com/cqcu2m2
“Why not be angry about the wholesale murder that goes on in the streets of Newark and Chicago?” he asked. “Why isn’t somebody angry about that six-year-old girl who was killed on her steps last weekend in a cross fire when two gang members in Chicago start shooting at each other? Why is there no outrage about that?”
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 06:36 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 26, 2012 06:37 PM (E7NVC)
Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2012 10:32 PM (QaYwz)
I'm a white dude that's really a black dude that looks like a white dude
I want free shit and a government job
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 26, 2012 06:37 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: jake at March 26, 2012 06:37 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: Pragmatic at March 26, 2012 10:35 PM (elHhH)
...
Since you are the one worried about it, you find out.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 06:37 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 06:37 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 06:38 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Beto at March 26, 2012 06:38 PM (lpWVn)
Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2012 06:38 PM (WKTJz)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 06:39 PM (UR5vq)
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Most individuals of one of those ethnic backgrounds will make sure you are quite clear which one is the correct on in my experience.
Also, Asia has something like 3B people. So you could just call people Asian and not-Asian for all the value the term adds.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2012 06:39 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 06:39 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: willow at March 26, 2012 06:39 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2012 06:39 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2012 10:33 PM (WKTJz)
Life is always easier once you figure out whether you're the pin or the cushion.
Posted by: Berta at March 26, 2012 06:39 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2012 06:40 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 06:40 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 10:36 PM (WhSRj)
------
In 1961, World Book produced a Braille edition, which filled 145 volumes and nearly 40,000 pages. The project was mainly an effort in goodwill, for the company did not see its way clear to selling enough copies of the set to cover production costs. Eventually, all sets of the Braille edition were donated to several institutions for the blind. In 1964, the company also published a large-print edition.[8]
Posted by: Jimmah at March 26, 2012 06:40 PM (UpwlP)
Posted by: jake at March 26, 2012 06:40 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 06:40 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: toby928© mixes memes like a mofo at March 26, 2012 06:41 PM (GTbGH)
"While I was in contact with Zimmerman, I could observe that his back appeared to be wet and was covered in grass, as if he had been laying on his back on the ground. Zimmerman was also bleeding from the nose and back of his head."
Poor Nancy Grace is questioning whether Zimmerman was struck or bleeding.
Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 06:41 PM (OhYCU)
Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 06:41 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 26, 2012 06:41 PM (E7NVC)
Posted by: Raped man's wife is totally not buying this shit at March 26, 2012 06:41 PM (uISJm)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 26, 2012 06:42 PM (E7NVC)
Posted by: Beto at March 26, 2012 10:38 PM (lpWVn)
It's not a real knife unless you have to say, "It's sharp, it is very, very sharp."
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 06:42 PM (NVu2l)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I'll be happy to stay, as I was born here. Come get your hippy-dippy relatives who are ruining my state.
I assume you can control your relatives?
Posted by: Dianna at March 26, 2012 06:42 PM (mKMj1)
John Cena vs The Rock
The Undertaker vs Triple H
***
I've heard of all these guys. Isn't the Undertaker old?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2012 06:42 PM (3aXbg)
I am still watching the Eagle on Egg (or Quiche v Soon-to-be-realized birdhood). There has been talk of a pip but I saw the Mr. rearrange his awesomeness earlier and saw 3 egg-shaped orbs, no pip/peep.
Oh, and the sex psych thing reminds me of one of the few Seinfeld shows I ever saw, when George discovers eating during sex! Now that's funneh.
Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 06:43 PM (U/goY)
We had World Book, too, and I loved the overlays! I could sit for hours and read those encyclopedias.
Posted by: Theresa at March 26, 2012 06:44 PM (SmTIz)
"Zimmerman: 'I was yelling for someone to help me'"
Poor Nancy Grace is stating that she can tell for sure that the person yelling 'help me' on the 911 tape is definitely Martin.
She is one lying sack of shit.
Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 06:44 PM (OhYCU)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 10:40 PM (ZPrif)
Chris Jericho is still rasslin'? I thought he retired to concentrate on his heavy metal career?
I met the Big show and Paul Heyman once many years ago working at a particular hotel. And some other dude whose name escapes me. Big Show is hhuuuuuuuge!
We also had a few others that I never got a chance to meet. A bunch of Japanese wrestlers. All of them ordered an amazing amount of porn.
Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2012 06:44 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 26, 2012 06:45 PM (DDJTj)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 26, 2012 06:45 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 06:45 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Lady Luck at March 26, 2012 06:46 PM (uISJm)
Never, since the world of The Hunger Games was created by global warming. I'm serious, it's in the first book.
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So it is the story of how the world got a little wealthier due to longer growing seasons and less snow and ice?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2012 06:46 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 10:44 PM (OhYCU)
Didn't she have a lot of ethics complaints against her when she was a prosecutor?
Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2012 06:46 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 10:23 PM (WhSRj)
If you end up with embarrassing STDs, you may be able to salvage your relationship if there's a police report on file. Otherwise, it's like the confession booth joke.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 06:46 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Jimmah at March 26, 2012 06:46 PM (UpwlP)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 06:47 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2012 06:47 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2012 06:48 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 10:41 PM
I'm questioning if Nancy turned into a fatass whale from overeating. Maybe she got an air hose stuck up her ass
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 06:48 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 26, 2012 06:48 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: Dianna at March 26, 2012 10:42 PM (mKMj1)
I think there is a new group. Commie gypsies. Once their work is done screwing up one place, they pack up and go screw up a new place, on purpose.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 06:48 PM (NVu2l)
21 "Watch Supernatural instead, ."
Supernatural Rocks. End of review.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 10:18 PM (R5yLq)
Ah, a series that knows how to "break the cycle" properly. Unlike a certain video game.
And this season has given probably my favorite line I've heard. "You don't shoot Bambi, jackass. You shoot Bambi's mother"
Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 06:49 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: toby928© mixes memes like a mofo at March 26, 2012 06:49 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Ross' Leather Pants at March 26, 2012 06:49 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 06:49 PM (U/goY)
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And how many librarians lost their jobs due to that little change?
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 26, 2012 06:49 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: jake at March 26, 2012 06:50 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 06:50 PM (ZPrif)
She is one lying sack of shit.
Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 10:44 PM
Maybe her dead fiance is channeling the dead teenager.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2012 06:50 PM (bAGA/)
We celebrate your lifestyle choice.
Posted by: fluffy at March 26, 2012 06:50 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 26, 2012 06:50 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 06:50 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Alex at March 26, 2012 06:51 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: George Zimmerman for Cheney's Undisclosed Location at March 26, 2012 06:51 PM (uISJm)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2012 06:51 PM (DQpZ4)
I had the Wonderful World of Disney set of Encyclopedias that my grandmother bought for me. I would get one every few months. I loved those books. The illustrations were great.
And no they weren't about Disney, they just had Disney characters as the guides through the encyclopedia set.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 06:52 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 26, 2012 06:53 PM (E7NVC)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 06:53 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2012 06:53 PM (FIE/L)
And no they weren't about Disney, they just had Disney characters as the guides through the encyclopedia set.
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So...who were the guides for the Holocaust and the Holodmor?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2012 06:54 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: booger at March 26, 2012 06:54 PM (HI6wa)
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And how many librarians lost their jobs due to that little change?
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 26, 2012 10:49 PM (3aXbg)
--Heh, sorry Baraka, I think only catalog card manufacturers really suffered in that phase, since the librarians were needed to train us kiddies how to use the computers. Since they probably got in on the "public servant" nomenklatura, only the closing of libraries themelve put them out of work, and heaven know the libraries are vital for bums surfing for porn and using the bathrooms educatin' the children.
Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2012 06:54 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2012 06:54 PM (D5wbV)
Posted by: Ross' Leather Pants at March 26, 2012 10:49 PM (piMMO)
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I used to have an office 100 yards from railroad tracks, by the end of the three year lease I was driven mad by the trains passing, blaring their horn every 4 god damned minutes. When I'd open the office door, it was a 50% chance my greeting to the outside world was 190 decibels of hell. My only consolation was that someday it will end. And now you come here spouting that malarkey about the industry being better than ever! To hell with that!
Posted by: Jimmah at March 26, 2012 06:55 PM (UpwlP)
How y'all doin' tonight?
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 06:55 PM (w407e)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 06:56 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 06:56 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: cherry
You have remembered to remove all hard, throwable objects from your near vicinity?
Posted by: Dianna at March 26, 2012 06:56 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 06:56 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: yinzer at March 26, 2012 06:56 PM (LJ9nk)
And no they weren't about Disney, they just had Disney characters as the guides through the encyclopedia set.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 10:52 PM (RZ8pf)
Do you still have them? Or should I ask did you still have them until a particular individual from California visited you?
Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 06:57 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 06:57 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: navybrat at March 26, 2012 06:57 PM (FUeRv)
In california it's easy, they are usually 3rd or 4th generation Americans, a lot are mixed race. Some can trace their lineage to around the time the state was formed, and they don't speak a lick of spanish.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 26, 2012 06:57 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 26, 2012 06:57 PM (v9Kjt)
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Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 06:58 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: jake at March 26, 2012 06:58 PM (AZ8Mb)
After the Crown Heights riots, New York elected Rudy Giuliani, a white Republican, as mayor
Yeh Barry, that race war shit will seal your re-election
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 06:58 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2012 06:58 PM (DQpZ4)
Rankings of evil harpies in America
Hillary! is still the top evil harpy in America
And Joan Walsh of Salon is her attendant evil junior harpy. Joan constantly extols the imaginary virtues of Hillary! on Salon and elsewhere
But never forget the perennial (40 years running) Jane Fonda, once a young evil harpy, now and aged and more sinister, cunning evil harpy
Gloria Allred, evil aged harpy lawyer
Soledad O'Brien, stupid CNN harpy
Rachel Maddow, silly lesbian evil lying MSDNC harpy
Rosie O'Donnel, a harpy that can melt steel with a glance, who is also fat and evil. Did I mention she is a fat,evil harpy?
And rounding out this group is Nancy Grace, perhaps the most unpleasant woman on television (which is saying a lot!). She gets the Emmy as the leading women evil harpy on TV
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at March 26, 2012 06:59 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: Burnt Swamp Catawampus at March 26, 2012 06:59 PM (KbqSK)
Posted by: Alex at March 26, 2012 06:59 PM (tlK1P)
Our media is corrupt. Our media is actively wanting a race war. ACTIVELY.
Justice doesnt matter. Zimmerman's life doesnt matter.. as long as this sad awful event can benefit the POS in the White House.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 10:50 PM (DGIjM)
Hell, I'm almost sorry for Trayvon in this mess. He would probably be mortified that his gang-banging is being hidden by this "goodie-two-shoes" media bullshit. Or, not mortified, but whatever term the boys in the hood use. Dissed, maybe.
Liars and the lies and the liars who tell them, in the MFM.
Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 06:59 PM (WhSRj)
Thanks to you guys who offered prayers this morning for our kid after hearing about the British soldiers murdered by our "allies" in Shitcanistan. Now a U. S. troop has been murdered by a "police officer."
Our boy is still out on convoy (we thought he'd returned but were wrong). He's been outside the wire since early this week.
Anyhow, on that note, husband and I are going to Vegas for the Int'l. Security Conference (fitting) tomorrow.
I'll check in with you nuts during our fabulous 4 hour layover in Charlotte. (Savannah to Vegas sucks ass.)
Smootches.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 07:00 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2012 07:00 PM (ykSKg)
I WAS that kid.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2012 10:53 PM (FIE/L)
...
That makes two of us. What was really cool was every once in a while when I was in the sandbox, a B-36 would fly over to complete the scene.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 07:00 PM (Usk3+)
Please do, as of now the only people coming here are illegals and white liberals escaping their blue state shitholes only to try to turn Texas into the shithole they just left. We need an influx of some evil Rethuglicans to scare these assholes back to where they came from.
Posted by: booger at March 26, 2012 07:00 PM (HI6wa)
Hispanic shot by white = Hispanic
Black shot by Hispanic = white
Hope that clears it up for you
Posted by: CNN, where 70s sitcom actors are experts at March 26, 2012 07:00 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 26, 2012 07:00 PM (v9Kjt)
Oh yes, I remember Jr. high and high school so fondly.
My race on the census form? American.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2012 07:01 PM (ccXZP)
lesbian for the week. I'm traveling for work again, and my rental car is
a Subaru Outback.
We celebrate your lifestyle choice.
Posted by: fluffy at March 26, 2012 10:50 PM (z9HTb)
I assure you, it was not a choice. That said, I can see why the ladies enjoy it. Roomy enough for me, a normal sized guy of 6' and 185, so a bigger girl should be just fine. The rear windshield and bumper are enormous, so there's tons of room for stickers, and the engine is fairly thrifty with the gas, but still has some zip on the low end. It does wheeze out like a ululating Lilith Fair folk singer when you're trying to jump 60 to 85, but that's probably a feature more than a bug.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 26, 2012 07:01 PM (ND9u8)
LOL! I think you're right!
Occupests are just their latest manifestation!
Posted by: Dianna at March 26, 2012 07:01 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2012 07:01 PM (FIE/L)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2012 07:02 PM (DQpZ4)
Posted by: Barbarella at March 26, 2012 07:03 PM (uISJm)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 07:03 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:00 PM (UOM4
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Best wishes and prayers up for a happy homecoming, Jane.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 07:03 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 07:03 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2012 10:54 PM (D5wbV)
I was just in Denver / Vail last week. My brother and I love the Subaru jokes (note - we're idiots), so it was hilarious when you couldn't see one. We both really hate hippies. Familial bonds are very important, and should be cultivated.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 26, 2012 07:03 PM (ND9u8)
California: California Condor
Texas: Buzzard
Heh, whenever i'm out in East Texas there's tons of buzzards, usually a hog carcass around for them to feast on.
Posted by: booger at March 26, 2012 07:03 PM (HI6wa)
Prayers every night, Jane. And, friend Karen is having the double mastectomy tomorrow. Moron prayers much appreciated . . . actually, undying gratitude.
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 07:04 PM (w407e)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 07:04 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 26, 2012 07:04 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: stu at March 26, 2012 10:56 PM (uhPd1)
Once we secede, we are going build a fence. Move soon.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 07:04 PM (NVu2l)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 07:04 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: sistrum at March 26, 2012 07:05 PM (AyryN)
Interesting discovery this week: Priuses' turn signals don't work. And their drivers don't give a fuck.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 07:05 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 07:05 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2012 07:06 PM (D5wbV)
Those are the two guys the WWE is trying to make famous right now. Especially CM Punk.
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 11:03 PM (ZPrif)
I haven't really watched wrestling since about 2002-03. I've heard of CM Punk but I honestly couldn't pick him out of a lineup. They just don't resonate. I've even seen The Miz on other shows and I don't think I could identify him without being told who he is.
Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 07:06 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2012 07:06 PM (DQpZ4)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 26, 2012 07:06 PM (E7NVC)
Posted by: GMB at March 26, 2012 07:07 PM (kPe9l)
Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2012 07:07 PM (TlwCF)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 26, 2012 07:07 PM (E7NVC)
Prayers every night, Jane. And, friend Karen is having the double mastectomy tomorrow. Moron prayers much appreciated . . . actually, undying gratitude.
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:04 PM (w407e)
Peaches, Karen has been on my list. And I'm thrilled to say, my friend Kathy who in October had stage 4 lung cancer, is doing well. It really has been a miracle.
Miracles do happen.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 07:07 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:04 PM (w407e)
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Consider yourself and the family member added, Peaches.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 07:07 PM (Usk3+)
http://tinyurl.com/c94cs63
Posted by: Jose at March 26, 2012 07:07 PM (srIqv)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 07:07 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 07:08 PM (DGIjM)
at the taxpayers in hopes 1 out of 1000 times it'll accidentally stick
to the wall, or someone doesn't want the hassle of fighting it. They're
already being paid for working, what's a few more stamps and sheets of
paper if they can shake some more money out of us?
Posted by: sistrum at March 26, 2012 11:05 PM (AyryN)
http://tinyurl.com/bntfqr7
Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 07:08 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 07:09 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Susan Sarandon in a lesbian scene with Catherine Denueve at March 26, 2012 07:09 PM (uISJm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:07 PM (UOM4
Damn straight, girlfriend. Every day, every hour, every minute, whether we notice them or not. Trust in God, that's the ticket. (sadly, not much of a lottery ticket, lol)
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 07:09 PM (w407e)
Read an incredibel story on FB yesterday written by a soldier coming home from the sandbox. His outfit had to go through security like everyone else. They were carrying rifles and sidearms, which was no problem. But the TSA people were confiscating their nail clippers!
...
Uhhh....
Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 07:09 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 07:10 PM (DGIjM)
There's this thing that comes over you when your child is deployed. You feel guilty for enjoying a party or dinner.
The only time I breathe a sigh of relief is when I know he's back on base and getting his mail and packages.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 07:11 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 07:11 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 07:11 PM (uISJm)
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 07:12 PM (w407e)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 07:12 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2012 07:12 PM (FIE/L)
http://tinyurl.com/c6b8s54
Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 07:12 PM (WhSRj)
Posted by: GMB at March 26, 2012 11:07 PM (kPe9l)
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Yeah. The War Dept watches it every evening.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 07:12 PM (Usk3+)
And if I didn't have this crazy place to come every day and laugh and/or vent, I honestly don't know what I'd do right now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 07:13 PM (UOM48)
California is one big mistake every day.
......
Texas only made one big mistake. It happened in 1845.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 07:14 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 07:14 PM (uISJm)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 07:15 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Theresa at March 26, 2012 07:15 PM (SmTIz)
Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 07:15 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 07:16 PM (DGIjM)
Also, did she handcuff him or tie him down or something?
Why didn't he just push her head away? Unless he was a little ninety pound pipsqueak.
I would assume that he was asleep when she started performing the act and woke up part way through it.
Personally, I think it's perfectly valid for him to file charges. As others have pointed out STDs are a real danger. More importantly, for all we talk about the misandry that is common in parts of society these days, saying that a man should always want sex from a woman and therefor it isn't rape is awfully misandrist.
Posted by: Alex at March 26, 2012 07:16 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: MikeD at March 26, 2012 07:16 PM (p8QOg)
You and me both, mama, right now and, well, always. My heart overflows with love for teh moron nation.
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 07:16 PM (w407e)
http://tinyurl.com/c6b8s54
What Fits Into Mother Russia?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqKkYYALMU
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 26, 2012 07:18 PM (DDJTj)
I have been put on medical leave by the docs for at least a week. I don't know what to do with myself.
Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2012 07:18 PM (TlwCF)
...
Uhhh....
Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 11:09 PM (Usk3+)
nonsensicalPosted by: willow at March 26, 2012 07:18 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 07:19 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 07:19 PM (DGIjM)
Yes I believe chemjeff is in San Diego this week getting his chemgeek on.
No, Buzzion, a certain Californian didn't notice those books on my son's bookshelf so they are still here.
And I don't remember what was in them about the Holocaust and I'm too lazy to go upstairs right now and look.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 07:20 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 07:20 PM (uISJm)
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 07:20 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: kqb29 at March 26, 2012 07:21 PM (hW7/O)
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You got a hundred gallon tank in that thing?
Posted by: Anachronda at March 26, 2012 07:21 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 07:22 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 07:22 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 07:22 PM (w407e)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 07:23 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: willow at March 26, 2012 07:23 PM (TomZ9)
Hoping he meets a nice chem-geek-ette this week.
Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 07:23 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 11:22 PM (RZ8pf)
Huh? What'd I do now?
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 07:24 PM (w407e)
I have been put on medical leave by the docs for at least a week. I don't know what to do with myself.
Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2012 11:18 PM (TlwCF)
Jeebus, mpfs....what is going on? {{{hugs}}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 07:24 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 11:22 PM (RZ8pf)
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As long as she doesn't miss one we're OK.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 07:24 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: willow at March 26, 2012 07:24 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 07:24 PM (U/goY)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 07:24 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: AltonJacksonis an expat of The Republic of Texas at March 26, 2012 07:24 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: sifty at March 26, 2012 07:25 PM (uGQ4X)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 11:24 PM (RZ8pf)
Because you comment here and have a brain.
Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 07:25 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 07:25 PM (R5yLq)
Peaches you said it cost you $435.9 to fill your tank.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 07:26 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: sistrum at March 26, 2012 07:26 PM (AyryN)
Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 07:26 PM (U/goY)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 07:26 PM (DGIjM)
Miss all of you goofballs too. Been busy trying to get some writing done and raise this kid while Momma finishes up in LA.
Posted by: sifty at March 26, 2012 07:27 PM (uGQ4X)
Get a Twitter account then. Sifty rocks da Twitter - he rivals even EoJ in terms of awesomeness,
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 07:27 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 11:24 PM (U/goY)
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Thank you so much. Jes havin' fun. I grew up there, and still do a little biz and own property there. In Colorado now, which is plenty nice too.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 07:27 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 07:28 PM (UOM48)
Ooops . . . my bad . . . it was $435.9 per gallon, lol! Just under 52 bucks for about 3/4 of a tank (although I think I may have a biggish tank). Don't taze me!
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 07:28 PM (w407e)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 07:29 PM (uISJm)
I'm going to go crash. Asthma has me hurting - my doctor has now slammed me with a raft of new meds, and I'm not sure if I'm coming or going.
Posted by: Dianna at March 26, 2012 07:29 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Michael E. Stora, Ph.D. at March 26, 2012 07:29 PM (IpkXJ)
Posted by: Alex at March 26, 2012 07:29 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 07:30 PM (RZ8pf)
Miss all of you goofballs too. Been busy trying to get some writing done and raise this kid while Momma finishes up in LA.
Posted by: sifty at March 26, 2012 11:27 PM (uGQ4X)
Remember a few months back when I said you and EoJ should take your act to Vegas? You two have always been the funniest guys at AoSHQ.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 07:30 PM (UOM48)
Ooops . . . my bad . . . it was $435.9 per gallon, lol! Just under 52 bucks for about 3/4 of a tank (although I think I may have a biggish tank). Don't taze me!
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:28 PM (w407e)
Think she'll catch this one?
Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 07:30 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 07:30 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 26, 2012 07:31 PM (i0App)
Oh, here's a {{poorbaby}} for you, Dianna. Asthma is a very scary thing. Be well.
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 07:31 PM (w407e)
Posted by: stu at March 26, 2012 07:31 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:28 PM (w407e)
??? Let's try an experiment. If you were traveling 80mph.....
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 07:31 PM (NVu2l)
I would rather be responsible for my own budget, and spend more for the real thing (and yeah, I know the slime had real meat in it, but not the good kind) then have companies decide for me acceptable substitutes.
Like stupid Starbucks and their strawberry bug frappacinos.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 07:31 PM (RZ8pf)
Would it kill you to chime in here at the HQ occasionally? I haven't wet my panties in a while laughing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 07:33 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 11:30 PM (GULKT)
Oh come on, bud. That one was deliberate and I'm taking a second look at my affection for you for assuming otherwise. 
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 07:33 PM (w407e)
217Oh and the woman raping the man via oral sex. Was it rape because she refused the post coital favor of making him a sammich?
What they are not telling us, is his wife caught them in the act.
Posted by: Browning A. Bolt at March 26, 2012 07:33 PM (QE/BE)
Cooking hamburgers or hotdogs outside is not "barbecue"---it is, simply, grilling.
There is no such thing as "barbecue" hamburgers--that's grilling , not barbecue.
Get your shit straight.
Posted by: LexisTexas at March 26, 2012 07:34 PM (Cn396)
Posted by: AltonJackson's real life has gone to shit and is bitterly clinging... at March 26, 2012 07:36 PM (JMmQ9)
>>>I don't know exactly how much they shelled out for those books, but I remember it was a major purchase-big enough that they had to pay on an installment plan, and big enough that when the books arrived in the mail, we greeted them as joyously as we would a new car. My sister and I cleared a space on the bookshelf and carefully installed them in alphabetical order. And that's pretty much where they've remained, mostly unopened and forgotten, ever since<<<
I would still define my prose style as "Britannical".
Posted by: Javems at March 26, 2012 07:36 PM (gCAKv)
Cooking hamburgers or hotdogs outside is not "barbecue"---it is, simply, grilling.
There is no such thing as "barbecue" hamburgers--that's grilling , not barbecue.
Get your shit straight.
Posted by: LexisTexas at March 26, 2012 11:34 PM (Cn396)
Word.
Posted by: Georgia, SC and NC at March 26, 2012 07:36 PM (UOM48)
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 07:36 PM (UR5vq)
Is it rape if you wake up and it's Hilary going down on you?
Be honest.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:34 PM (UOM4
There's always the joke about waking up and finding a gay guy giving you head. And letting him finish before kicking him out.
Would Hillary be better or worse than that situation?
Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 07:36 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at March 26, 2012 07:36 PM (nZvGM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:34 PM (UOM4
I have a weak heart, so I'm pretty sure in my case it'd be manslaughter.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 07:36 PM (NVu2l)
367Okay, male morons.
Is it rape if you wake up and it's Hilary going down on you?
Be honest.
If it's Hilary, why just ask only male morons?
Posted by: Browning A. Bolt at March 26, 2012 07:37 PM (QE/BE)
If she didn't pay in cash up front then yes.
Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 07:37 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: jenny tries too hard at March 26, 2012 07:38 PM (snRY5)
Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 07:38 PM (U/goY)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 07:38 PM (R5yLq)
(I denounce myself and grab a vomit bucket.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 07:38 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 07:39 PM (uISJm)
Bug frappacinos people. I want you to note that I said last spring that bugs were the new frontier and I was right.
Of course vegans are now all mad at Starbucks because bugs are animals too or something.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 07:39 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 07:39 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: AltonJackson's real life has gone to shit and is bitterly clinging... at March 26, 2012 07:39 PM (JMmQ9)
Do _not_ read the comments on any news story about this controversy. A common comment is that Zimmerman couldn't possibly be Hispanic because of his European last name.
Posted by: Palandine at March 26, 2012 07:48 PM
Uh... Martin is a European last name also
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 07:39 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: stu at March 26, 2012 11:31 PM (uhPd1)
Saw that. couldn't think of a good twitter response since "you are out of your f'n minds" isn't good argumentation(but about the only reasonable response).
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 26, 2012 07:39 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 07:40 PM (R5yLq)
Is it rape if you wake up and it's Hilary going down on you?
Be honest.
If it's Hilary, why just ask only male morons?
No kidding . . . I would donkey punch that bint.
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 07:40 PM (w407e)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 07:40 PM (uISJm)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 07:40 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:38 PM (UOM4
Zombies bite, they don't do bj's.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 07:40 PM (NVu2l)
Is it rape if you wake up and it's Hilary going down on you?
Be honest.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:34 PM (UOM4
How are you supposed to tell before it's over, by the freckles in her bald spot?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 07:40 PM (kaalw)
Is it rape if Meggie Mac follows you home, makes it through your unlocked door, and crawls in bed with your unconcious self and goes down on you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 07:40 PM (UOM48)
>>>41So, tell the truth, morons. How many of you would file charges against a woman who gave you an unsolicited blow job? Really?<<<
Depends, does she wear the same shade of lipstick as my wife?
Posted by: Javems at March 26, 2012 07:40 PM (gCAKv)
I feel your pain Dave in Fla, the last day of my contract job was supposed to be last Friday. Not only was it not my last day, but I had to work both weekend days. Worked today, will work tomorrow, possibly Wednesday and there's an outside chance Thursday.
I have no idea how I'm going to get my shit together before we leave for Hawaii Friday.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 07:41 PM (RZ8pf)
Heh used to be in the gaming biz. Best way to win is to put that money back in your pocket and walk away. But for a chance to win $100mil+, I'll throw a couple bucks that way. Knowing it's just another tax.
Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 07:41 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: AltonJackson is not the official scorekeeper at March 26, 2012 07:42 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 07:43 PM (RZ8pf)
So, um, what if it was Moo and you had the bad fortune to wake before the loss of blood from the uro-genital reason gave you the sweet relief of death?
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 07:43 PM (w407e)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 07:43 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 07:44 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 07:44 PM (uISJm)
Can you say UNIONS?
Posted by: Inspired by disgust at March 26, 2012 07:45 PM (CP+yl)
Houston and Dallas used to be different, Dallas was the "metropolitian" sophisticated city while Houston was the roughneck oil city, but these days they're pretty similar shitholes and really the two cities to be avoided if moving to Texas. Austin is still different and pretty nice if you can stomach the smug attitude of the people there.
Posted by: booger at March 26, 2012 07:45 PM (HI6wa)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 07:45 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 07:46 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 07:46 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 07:46 PM (uISJm)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 07:47 PM (DGIjM)
lol I was going to call it a tax on the stupid people but reconsidered. Until now. But I understand how it works and I failed Stat101 the first time around. Partly because I was distracted...
Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 07:47 PM (/izg2)
Just because someone has their mouth around your penis doesn't mean it feels/felt good.
Posted by: Inspired by disgust at March 26, 2012 07:47 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 07:47 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 11:46 PM (UR5vq)
Hillary would require a wooden stake.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 07:49 PM (NVu2l)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 07:49 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: booger at March 26, 2012 11:45 PM (HI6wa)
Austinites absolutely, positively Can Not Drive worth a lick. I-35 is Death Race action.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2012 07:50 PM (4q5tP)
I don't know, i've had some rather, homely shall i say, lips around ye olde noodle and it still felt pretty damn good.
Posted by: booger at March 26, 2012 07:50 PM (HI6wa)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 07:51 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 26, 2012 07:51 PM (JMmQ9)
Instead of using dye for the strawberry frappucinos, Starbucks is using ground up beatle shell (cochineal or however the heck you spell it).
One may ask oneself why they don't just use some sort of, oh I don't know, strawberry. But instead, bugs it is.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 07:51 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 07:51 PM (U/goY)
Plus you get at least a dollar's worth of fun planning how you're going to spend the money.
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 26, 2012 07:51 PM (v9Kjt)
Heh, that it is, a buddy of mine always crosses himself before getting on it.
Posted by: booger at March 26, 2012 07:51 PM (HI6wa)
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 11:49 PM (NVu2l)
No we've discussed Supernatural tonight. You'll need some dead man's blood and that sword to chop her head off.
Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 07:52 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2012 07:54 PM (DQpZ4)
Better odds of locating the lucky bastard before he turns it in, hitting him over the head and stealing it. Not that I advocate that course of action, but the gambling biz can get a little rough..... //////////
Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 07:54 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: AltonJackson is eating the seed corn at March 26, 2012 07:55 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: jenny tries too hard at March 26, 2012 07:55 PM (snRY5)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 07:55 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: jenny tries too hard at March 26, 2012 07:58 PM (snRY5)
Posted by: sistrum at March 26, 2012 07:58 PM (AyryN)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 08:00 PM (UR5vq)
I just want to know the mechanics for designating a place to chill in between while waiting for others.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 08:00 PM (RZ8pf)
One may ask oneself why they don't just use some sort of, oh I don't know, strawberry. But instead, bugs it is.
Ok, just looked it up online. Honestly, it's not that upsetting. Strawberries would be a lot harder to use, especially with the amount of dye that they use, and it looks like they were trying to avoid artificial dyes on purpose, which leaves only the old fashioned dyes, ie beetles.
Posted by: Alex at March 26, 2012 08:00 PM (tlK1P)
well yeah, it is a standard dye. I'm just irritated at Starbucks holy attitude about it. "oooo, we don't want to use anything unnatural so we're going to use ground up bugs instead, aren't we just the best ever"
So I am laughing that they have irritated vegans.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 08:01 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 08:03 PM (RZ8pf)
TX: "Come and take it" = "We have a cannon. Try and take it, we dare ya."
CA: "Come and take it" = A solicitation for drugs, or many horrible double entendres involving casting couches.
Being a resident of another fairly un-F'd state, I love how they roll in Texas. They've been giving the lesson plan to TN for years, and for free to boot.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 26, 2012 08:03 PM (ND9u8)
They're also irritating anybody trying to keep kosher, though.
Posted by: sistrum at March 26, 2012 08:03 PM (AyryN)
Posted by: Alex at March 26, 2012 08:05 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 08:05 PM (UR5vq)
Hush you. Just sit there and drink your bug juice.
Posted by: Alex at March 26, 2012 08:06 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: Theresa at March 26, 2012 08:08 PM (SmTIz)
iOwnTheWorld has an awesome new t. celebrating the Breitbart. It would have been perfect for the SoS Che Showdown.
Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 08:08 PM (U/goY)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at March 26, 2012 08:09 PM (nZvGM)
I like beards if they're kept short and well trimmed. And as I think about it, I guess I like them better if hair is dark - blond beards don't do much for me.
Posted by: someone at March 26, 2012 08:11 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 08:11 PM (kaalw)
I think I may have gotten a killing post to curious/chic/whatever.
One can hope. Go check it out.
'night.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 08:13 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: reason at March 26, 2012 08:13 PM (M+2Un)
I saw them too. You know it's bad when it's worse than what you see on the ONT. Was little Trayvon in a gang? Or do non-gang member teenagers talk/tweet that way now?
Do I need to denounce myself? I'm not sure...
Posted by: Mayday at March 26, 2012 08:15 PM (orrLR)
"In New Jersey, driving isn't a privilege, it's a challenge"
Rudest drivers
NJ drivers are the most likely to flip you the bird
Horrible roads, poorly lit, poorly designed, and a moonscape of potholes
Almost one cop for every driver, each eager to ticket you, and nasty as they come
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 08:16 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 08:17 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Beto at March 26, 2012 08:18 PM (lpWVn)
Posted by: The Dude at March 26, 2012 08:19 PM (M8yfa)
He ramps up the doom and coming enslavement theories, shows you his "pieces of the puzzle" and tells you to tune in to see how they fit and what you can do
After he's revealed his puzzle, you feel like Ralphie Parker after he's decoded the Orphan Annie decoder ring secret message
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 08:20 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: GMB at March 26, 2012 08:20 PM (kPe9l)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2012 08:22 PM (DQpZ4)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 08:22 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Alex at March 26, 2012 08:24 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: Beto at March 27, 2012 12:18 AM (lpWVn)
It's actually the California Poppy, which is pretty much the only type of poppy that does not contain morphine in its seed pods.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 08:24 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2012 12:22 AM (DQpZ4)
That no amount of appeasement will ever be enough?
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 08:25 PM (NVu2l)
Race riots are a huge problem for liberals. Moderates tend to become conservatives.
After the '67 riots in Detroit, a good share of white people simply decided that they weren't safe around blacks. Other cities in Michigan have sizable black populations, but I have never seen a city that has the racial divide that Detroit and its suburbs have.
Riots would confirm the worst fears of white moderates. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2012 12:22 AM
As I noted above, Los Angeles and New York both elected white Republicans after their cities were ripped with riots
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 08:25 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Don@yahoo.com at March 26, 2012 08:27 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 08:27 PM (NVu2l)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2012 08:28 PM (DQpZ4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2012 12:22 AM (DQpZ4)
That no amount of appeasement will ever be enough? Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 27, 2012 12:25 AM
Last summer in Chicago and Philly, white shoppers were attacked by flash mobs of black teens
This summer, hearing "Trayvon" while the mobs pull them out of their minivans won't make them eager to pull that lever for Black Jesus, I don't think
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 08:28 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2012 12:22 AM (UR5vq)
Not unofficial. Well, they're actually Jersey *barriers*, but that's the name they go by in transportation planning.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 26, 2012 08:28 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: Theresa at March 26, 2012 08:29 PM (SmTIz)
Posted by: FishOil at March 26, 2012 08:30 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 12:28 AM (Y+DPZ)
They stay. You can't save people from themselves.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 08:36 PM (NVu2l)
Posted by: sistrum at March 26, 2012 08:37 PM (AyryN)
Either they get wiped out by Cylons (depressing) or they don't.
If they don't, then they either find Earth or they don't. And again, failure = depressing.
So they've got to find Earth. Which means either future Earth, present-day Earth, or the past.
Future Earth is just another Planet of the Week, really. Or it's an uninhabited wasteland, which bounces you right to the Adam & Eve plotline anyway. If you don't want that, then you've either got present or past Earth. Present Earth might be interesting, but it also reminds your viewers of Galactica 1980, which was when the old show really turned to shit. So you don't want that.
Which leaves the past. It can't be historical past, because, well, there's no history of interstellar travelers arriving on Earth. Which means prehistoric Earth, and boom, you've got the series ending as produced!
The alternative: the producers should have had the balls to show Galactica going out in a blaze of glory fighting the Cylons in a last climactic battle, while the refugee ships scatter through the Galaxy. But during the Bush administration, that would have simply been impossible. Hollywood simply couldn't show military victory as good or even possible.
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 26, 2012 08:40 PM (v9Kjt)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2012 08:41 PM (DQpZ4)
A man being raped by a woman demands mention of the most ill-conceived sitcom episode of all time: the Too Close for Comfort Episode, "For Every Man There's Two Women." (Or simply "Monroe Gets Raped" as I generally refer to it.)
You'll never see a more inappropriate use of a laugh track. I watched it on youtube in the last year, but it has apparently been taken down.
Posted by: Jingo95 at March 26, 2012 08:41 PM (iEea3)
Posted by: sistrum at March 27, 2012 12:37 AM (AyryN)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 08:41 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 08:44 PM (NVu2l)
I'm pretty much as conservative as they come, but California is my home, and I'm not about to be run out by a bunch of progressive assholes. I don't like to have to take a bunch of crap about that from people with whom I have no substantive disagreements.
Yes, we currently suck politically in so many ways, and deserve a lot of opprobrium on this front. But I respectfully submit that we are no worse than many states in this regard, and better than some.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 26, 2012 08:44 PM (IlZPo)
Maybe it's all those electoral votes.
Posted by: fluffy, charming Masshole at March 26, 2012 08:47 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: theCork at March 26, 2012 08:50 PM (AsGWW)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 26, 2012 08:52 PM (bxiXv)
--------
Hello?
Posted by: Nephilim as featured on Coast to Coast AM at March 26, 2012 08:52 PM (6fER6)
The problem is when this attitude start spilling over elsewhere. For example, look at the difference in reactions to a 13 year old boy having sex with a female teacher, and a 13 year old girl. In many cases people, even some conservatives, while be outraged at the latter while laughing off the former.
Posted by: Alex at March 26, 2012 08:52 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 08:53 PM (U/goY)
Posted by: helofixer at March 26, 2012 08:54 PM (qGJbm)
Posted by: Yngvar at March 26, 2012 08:54 PM (0SLoP)
AMan Bro Otis.... I feel your pain.. same shit different state..
and I see not much has changed in the bayonet fighting scene. which incidentally will instill the "shit in the pants" on anyone on business end of a rifle with a BFK (big fucking knife) on the end..
Posted by: beanervt at March 26, 2012 08:55 PM (KZLoo)
better than some. - Sure. California is better than, for instance, Maryland. Mind you, I say the exact same about Maryland.
Don't take this personally. It's not you. It's your neighbours, and it's reality.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 26, 2012 08:55 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: sistrum at March 26, 2012 08:56 PM (AyryN)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 26, 2012 08:56 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 26, 2012 08:57 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 27, 2012 12:44 AM (IlZPo)
Name one. DC doesn't count. No "natural beauty" arguments either. Also, nobody hates you, Otis, but your neighbors are going to force you to reap what they've sown.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 26, 2012 09:01 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 26, 2012 09:01 PM (bxiXv)
Hear, hear!
I also am pretty much stuck here.
I have a feeling were I to be suddenly transplanted over to certain Red states, I would have a hard time of it. As a matter of fact, I was raised in those same states. I was raised to not dance, drink or gamble, or watch porno, or smoke some weed every now and then or date girls outside of my own race or buy a beer on Sunday.
That is all so much complete bs.
I drink, gamble, dance, play music, sing, yell, smoke some weed every now and then, watch some titties on "Game of Thrones" and yes I have dated outside my race, and even married one, raised a family I am proud of.
I even listen to some Willy Nelson music.
I don't have strong feelings about gays. I wish they would show some discretion every now and then, pretty much the same way I feel about heteros acting out in public.
I own guns and practice with them.
So, I have a feeling I would not cut it in Mississippi or South Carolina.
Texas, maybe. Maybe Austin.
And before you all pound my hide about the weed, Pat Robertson agreed with me last week, so go pound sand.
I still am registered (R) and will do what I can here, which is not much given the paucity of our numbers.
I hate it when simpletons say that they wish California would fall in to the ocean. I certainly don't rejoice when a tornado wipes out a whole town in a Red state. I pity them. I would never wish upon my fellow humans such a misfortune, and I despise it when some complete idiot wishes that upon me and mine.
I love our nation and those that defend it. I love Jesus and hope he loves me back.
That's just me.
Posted by: navybrat at March 26, 2012 09:02 PM (FUeRv)
Posted by: Alex at March 26, 2012 09:05 PM (tlK1P)
Hawaii, Vermont, New York, Illinois, Delaware, Rhode Island, Maryland, Massachusetts.
California just looks like it's fallen further because it was grabbed earlier. Mass.
The problems we have aren't just regional, they're philosophical and systemic. Putting up a fence or running doesn't solve them.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 26, 2012 09:05 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Robert, Official Hispanic White Guy Of The ONT at March 26, 2012 09:06 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jenny tries too hard at March 26, 2012 11:55 PM (snRY5)
The damn New Mexicans down here are the worst.
Even the Juarenses are far superior.
Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2012 09:07 PM (z8HSj)
http://tinyurl.com/cfk9h6r
Posted by: Anachronda at March 26, 2012 09:18 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: fluffy at March 26, 2012 09:22 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Theresa at March 26, 2012 09:25 PM (SmTIz)
Posted by: Alex at March 26, 2012 09:27 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: Jerry at March 26, 2012 09:28 PM (4SKYj)
True enough Mero,, VT was solid "R" domain until the 70's, the influx of idiots started and we degenerated from a government of sensibility to gov of stupidity..
Ola Roberto...
Posted by: beanervt at March 26, 2012 09:28 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 09:30 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: The Dude at March 26, 2012 09:32 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 09:35 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jerry at March 26, 2012 09:35 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Jordan at March 26, 2012 09:35 PM (RSG1I)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 26, 2012 09:36 PM (IlZPo)
and Robert I need me some babes in bikini pic's,, it's back to ass freezing here..
Posted by: beanervt at March 26, 2012 09:36 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 26, 2012 09:37 PM (IlZPo)
Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 01:28 AM (4SKYj)
Pollen drifts?
I must be missing something here...
Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2012 09:38 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 09:38 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jerry at March 26, 2012 09:39 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Trekkie at March 26, 2012 09:40 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 09:41 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Trekkie at March 27, 2012 01:40 AM (uhPd1)
One or two
Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2012 09:41 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: Trekkie at March 26, 2012 09:41 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 26, 2012 09:42 PM (IlZPo)
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 01:39 AM (KZLoo)
Coming right...up?
http://tinyurl.com/czbezan
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 09:42 PM (4ixH5)
TexasJew, it may have been bad those years, but the pollen was so heavy there were drifts like snow. It came from all the scrub flowering on Ft Bliss.
Posted by: Jerry at March 26, 2012 09:42 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 01:41 AM (kaalw)
Thanks, I...wait, what nasty things?
*Taps foot*
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 09:42 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Trekkie at March 26, 2012 09:42 PM (uhPd1)
Is the immense shitstorm of Federal Debt going to be less in your state than in mine?
I think jolly well, not.
Posted by: navybrat at March 26, 2012 09:43 PM (FUeRv)
Hold on...
yep went from 80's last week to teens this week.. that's VT you don't like the weather..wait a minute.. but the climatards are screaming gorbul warming gorebul warming in your face...
tnks Robert, that's very warming.....
Posted by: beanervt at March 26, 2012 09:43 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 09:44 PM (4ixH5)
TexasJew, it may have been bad those years, but the pollen was so heavy there were drifts like snow. It came from all the scrub floweringon Ft Bliss.
Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 01:42 AM (4SKYj)
All those yellow poppies along Transmountain?
That is something to see...
Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2012 09:46 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 01:43 AM (KZLoo)
When does it warm up enough to hit the links?
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 09:47 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jerry at March 26, 2012 09:48 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 01:48 AM (4SKYj)
Yes. That is something.
I belong to the gun club at Fort Bliss and it can get nasty there in the windy spring.
Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2012 09:50 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 01:43 AM (KZLoo)
80s to teen coming right up.
http://tinyurl.com/bl4rlg6
http://tinyurl.com/cc6rlfd
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 09:50 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jerry at March 26, 2012 09:51 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Trekkie at March 26, 2012 09:53 PM (uhPd1)
*Taps foot*
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:42 AM (4ixH5)
Oddly, I can't remember a single one of 'em.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 09:53 PM (kaalw)
Well, that's my PSA for tonight. Have fun, all.
Posted by: Theresa at March 26, 2012 09:54 PM (SmTIz)
Posted by: Trekkie at March 26, 2012 09:54 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 09:55 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Trekkie at March 26, 2012 09:56 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 01:53 AM (kaalw)
Well then, no Squid Girl for you tonight. :p
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 09:57 PM (4ixH5)
Kirk Cameron's movie Monumental looks like it might be pretty good. However, it's message will never be heard by those who need it most.
http://tinyurl.com/cslth4r
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2012 09:59 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 01:51 AM (4SKYj)
And it has a bar.
Rather unusual..
Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2012 10:02 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: Jerry at March 26, 2012 10:03 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 10:04 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 10:05 PM (U/goY)
http://tinyurl.com/cslth4r
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 27, 2012 01:59 AM (JKNDp)
He's a pretty polarizing figure. I've never been a big fan myself........he does have a smoking hot wife though.
Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 26, 2012 10:05 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 02:04 AM (4ixH5)
Mmmmmmm......Squid Girl.......
Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 10:08 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 10:09 PM (4ixH5)
I pulled the trigger and bought one of those keyboards today. Now I will be pacing around waiting for the USPS for a while.
Posted by: jc at March 26, 2012 10:12 PM (ufJKx)
I only knew him as a child actor on a sitcom and a fellow who is pretty religious. Of course being overtly religious can be polarizing to some folks. How is he polarizing?
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2012 10:13 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 26, 2012 10:13 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Colonel32 at March 26, 2012 10:14 PM (dfQ4e)
This news fast isn't working out so well. I keep asking people to tell me the news. :0/
Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 02:13 AM (sqVOl)
=======
news withdrawals take 3 weeks.
Posted by: jc at March 26, 2012 10:15 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: booger at March 26, 2012 10:15 PM (HI6wa)
Posted by: Jerry at March 26, 2012 10:15 PM (4SKYj)
Trying to find more hot Squid *navy* Girls for Cooth I stumbled on this site with lots of hot military wimmenz..make me want to reup...
http://tinyurl.com/34c325b
Posted by: beanervt at March 26, 2012 10:17 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 26, 2012 10:17 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 26, 2012 10:18 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 02:13 AM (sqVOl)
Depends on whether it's an African or European swallow, and if there are coconuts involved.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 10:18 PM (kaalw)
Yep. MS resident here, and I've heard it all. AL, LA, AR and GA all say thank g_d for MS; they keep us out of the bottom rankings in so many areas. Then there is that whole MS burning reputation and the forced school integration stuff from the 60s.
MS has its good and bad parts, like all other states. I don't get too upset about the bashing and correct people where they are just plain wrong about stuff.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2012 10:19 PM (ccXZP)
Also, Dusty Rhodes is a fat asshole. Fuck you, Dusty.
Posted by: Colonel32 at March 26, 2012 10:20 PM (dfQ4e)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 26, 2012 10:21 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 26, 2012 10:22 PM (JoIcn)
Trying to find more hot Squid *navy* Girls for Cooth I stumbled on this site with lots of hot military wimmenz..make me want to reup...
http://tinyurl.com/34c325b
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 02:17 AM (KZLoo)
Note to Joint Chiefs -- do NOT invade Finland.....you will lose, lose, LOSE, lose, turn into jello, lose, LOSE, lose and lose.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 10:22 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: NoI'mnotgay at March 26, 2012 10:30 PM (BBm11)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2012 10:30 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 02:17 AM (KZLoo)
That Chinese chick is the cutest little fascist EVAR!
Posted by: NoI'mnotgay at March 27, 2012 02:30 AM (BBm11)
Your lips said no but your massive erection said yes?
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 10:35 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 02:12 AM (ufJKx)
?
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 10:36 PM (4ixH5)
Yeah Cooth,, Finland decided to go hawt come hither trance inducing instead of high tech weaponry...
the Peruvian chick had a nice gun but at this moment I can't decide either whipped and chained by the Chinese Hon or the Taiwanese can stress torture me in never ending sex until i reveal all....lordy lordy..
Posted by: beanervt at March 26, 2012 10:37 PM (KZLoo)
Black, because metal.
Green, because...well, because.
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 10:39 PM (4ixH5)
I think he completely lives and breathes what he believes and I completely respect that. I somehow ended up watching one of his direct to video dvds a few years back.
It doesn't take much for me to enjoy a movie. Some explosions.....maybe a few topless women....I can be easily entertained. Watching his movie I felt like I should be sitting in a church pew and getting ready for the after mass coffee and doughnuts.
Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 26, 2012 10:40 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: Trekkie at March 26, 2012 10:41 PM (uhPd1)
I like the stark contrast between the Iranian women and the Israeli girls.
Then the Italian girl? Holy shit, you know under all that equipment is a sex goddess waiting to be unleashed.
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 10:41 PM (4ixH5)
No longer serving doughnuts after church in many places..donuts not healthy
Posted by: Stephen at March 26, 2012 10:42 PM (uhPd1)
This is a compelling article about the FL case and the rash rush to race-baitin'. Did you know about the rush to get trademarks?! Oh yeah. I know many of us had also heard about the KC boy - Caucasian-Caucasian, being doused with gas and set afire by those not-Cauc boys, but how many have heard that outside of conservative blogs? I think we need to spread the word far and wide.
Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 10:43 PM (U/goY)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 10:44 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 02:12 AM (ufJKx)
?
http://tinyurl.com/2l9ctg
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 02:36 AM (4ixH5)
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shit. now you tell me. I bought the wrong one --
Posted by: jc at March 26, 2012 10:44 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 02:43 AM (crQEo)
I go great with with fajitas.
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 10:44 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 10:45 PM (4ixH5)
Adriane I Think the green affliction was more to do with the sudden influx of Military clad wimmenz Robert has been viewing...
Posted by: beanervt at March 26, 2012 10:48 PM (KZLoo)
I grew up loving wrestling as a kid. I haven't watched in years but seems there are no longer any good gimmicks or personas. I still remember the casket match between the Undertaker and Jake "the Snake" Roberts. For God's sake, the Undertaker's manager was a guy named "Paul Bearer".
You had Hogan facing Andre the Giant at Wrestlmania 3 and the soap opera of the Macho Man and Miss Elizabeth. Now you have guys like Cena, CM Punk, and the Miz. No thanks.......I'll pass.
Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 26, 2012 10:50 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: Stephen at March 26, 2012 10:50 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 10:53 PM (U/goY)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 10:54 PM (4ixH5)
Oh yeah..
The only two place's I wouldn't want to join would be Kenya and Bahrain,, with Iran a iffy... the rest I'm game...
Posted by: beanervt at March 26, 2012 10:55 PM (KZLoo)
That keyboard pic earlier reminded me about something I had seen not too long ago. Makes me question the long term survival of some Asian cultures.
http://tinyurl.com/chrltjd
Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 26, 2012 11:01 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 02:55 AM (KZLoo)
Those burkas should be more form fitting. How else can we know if they've got nice tits or not?
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 11:07 PM (4ixH5)
Yeah Robert that's what put me in the iffy column.. I like clothed seduction but come on you gotta give up a little...to keep the interest up..
Posted by: beanervt at March 26, 2012 11:11 PM (KZLoo)
um, well, yeah ...
But avocados have a pretty good chance of being fondled and eaten by women ...
just sayin'
Posted by: Adriane at March 26, 2012 11:12 PM (crQEo)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 11:15 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 03:11 AM (KZLoo)
Maybe Iran issues them regulation lacey thong panties?
Covered head to toe like that who would know?
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 11:16 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:07 AM (4ixH5)
Now remember, your tits must be properly obscured and they must be mean!!
Posted by: Iranian Drill Instructor at March 26, 2012 11:21 PM (ufJKx)
I don't think it makes sense in any context, but I've never gone to the effort of proving it until now.
Bottom line: It doesn't make financial sense for something like 90% of people, unless Obama succeeds in driving prices up to $10/gallon... But in that case, we'd all be too poor to buy Volt anyways. Lose lose for GM.
And that analysis includes all of the gov't incentives favoring the Volt. Without them? Only the insanely rich with money to burn could bother with the Volt, for the smug feeling of "saving" Mother Earth.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 26, 2012 11:21 PM (zkh84)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 27, 2012 03:21 AM (zkh84)
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The way I heard it owning a Volt will allow you to burn more than just money.
Posted by: jc at March 26, 2012 11:24 PM (ufJKx)
If nobody wins on Tuesday it should grow to become the biggest lottery pot to date.
Posted by: epobirs at March 26, 2012 11:24 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Iranian Mardi Gras at March 26, 2012 11:25 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: epobirs at March 27, 2012 03:24 AM (kcfmt)
Mega Millions?
I should buy a ticket or two.
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 11:25 PM (4ixH5)
That's very possible as a cost cutting measure,, I mean that nuke development shit's got to be expensive... and maybe unlike the Finn's who are going for trance inducement the Iranians are going low tech shooting only for temporary indecision...
Posted by: beanervt at March 26, 2012 11:26 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 11:27 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Berserker at March 26, 2012 11:27 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2012 03:27 AM (FMbng)
Now now, don't say something you might come to regret later.
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 11:28 PM (4ixH5)
Violets are blue,
Avocados are green,
But have been known to buy a lottery ticket or two ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 26, 2012 11:28 PM (crQEo)
Damn Straight!!!!
Ya think you'd ever get that smell out of the front seat?!?
No! by gum! you would not, Sir!!!
Posted by: Adriane at March 26, 2012 11:30 PM (crQEo)
Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:28 AM (crQEo)
Got any numbers for me to play?
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 11:32 PM (4ixH5)
how are things at Strat mountain?
So I am playing on Sunday, and there is a guy playing a strat and couldn't the damn thing in tune. His stoner buddy turns to him and sez in a tone of voice like those dumbass TV shows about some hospital ER: "Tuner, STRAT!!!"
Posted by: jc at March 26, 2012 11:35 PM (ufJKx)
The chebbie bolt does have a self destruct mechanism to burn the smell out...it ain't cheap but that's what the evil 1%ers insurance corporations are for...
Posted by: beanervt at March 26, 2012 11:35 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 26, 2012 11:37 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 26, 2012 11:39 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 26, 2012 11:40 PM (sqVOl)
You have been warned ...
b-day - 15
anniversary - 7
favorite numbers - 17 {The Phantom Tollbooth}
- 42 {Hitchhiker's Guide}
Personal Number - 18
- 22
Posted by: Adriane at March 26, 2012 11:40 PM (crQEo)
The smaller area requires more built in structure to withstand the rigors brought on by the sight of a Thong compared to Granny...
Posted by: beanervt at March 26, 2012 11:42 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 26, 2012 11:43 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 11:43 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 03:42 AM (KZLoo)
Makes sense to me.
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 11:44 PM (4ixH5)
The smaller area requires more built in structure to withstand the rigors brought on by the sight of a Thong compared to Granny...
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 03:42 AM (KZLoo)
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I dunno Bean. My guess is there is nothing in the world quite as stressful as seeing a thong on granny.
Posted by: jc at March 26, 2012 11:44 PM (ufJKx)
The best gimmick is not to have one. Jake Roberts was just himself. Sure, there was the snake, but that came later in his career. He never yelled and screamed, because that's what other guys did. He talked, and you had to listen.
CM Punk is a good example of someone today who doesn't so much have a gimmick as he just shows a side of himself and cranks it up to 11. He's pretty much done the same thing since he was on the indy circuit down here.
Even the "Old Man" Malenko wasn't hated so much for being the evil Russian, like the Koloffs were. He was hated because he went out and beat up everybody including major face Eddie Graham, with whom he carried a long storyline and real-life feud.
I'm only 32, but grew up in such a way that the business is still much to me like it was in the 80s and before. Even if somebody knows who I am once I'm out from under the mask, should I be around someone not in the business I put up the kayfabe wall and refuse to admit to my identity. (Caveat: Yes, I discuss it openly here and on the FB group, but mainly because I don't see the Moron Horde at my shows. If you did show up I would pretend not to know anything about anything unless we were alone and out of earshot of other people.)
Posted by: Colonel32 at March 26, 2012 11:44 PM (dfQ4e)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 03:43 AM (sqVOl)
In this economy it's the rational choice.
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 11:44 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 26, 2012 11:45 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Adriane at March 26, 2012 11:45 PM (crQEo)
Posted by: Hulk Hogan at March 26, 2012 11:46 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 03:39 AM (sqVOl)
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Bass. some jazz, some blues, some classic rock.
Posted by: jc at March 26, 2012 11:46 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: veekapoo at March 26, 2012 11:46 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Hulk Hogan at March 27, 2012 03:46 AM (JoIcn)
Go to Rent-A-Center?
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 11:47 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane at March 26, 2012 11:47 PM (crQEo)
Posted by: Colonel32 at March 26, 2012 11:48 PM (dfQ4e)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:46 AM (4ixH5)
Oh-oh-oh-oh....
Cantare! Oh-oh-oh-oh.......
Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 11:48 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Colonel32 at March 27, 2012 03:44 AM (dfQ4e)
You're a professional rassler? Kick ass.
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 11:48 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: veek unofficial White Mixed Race chica at March 26, 2012 11:49 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:47 AM (crQEo)
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cuz you are supposed to buy 40, silly.
Posted by: jc at March 26, 2012 11:49 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 03:44 AM (ufJKx)
That's hot.
Posted by: Dude That's Into Gilfs at March 26, 2012 11:49 PM (4ixH5)
or sans/comando would be the cheapest route...
Yes JC ganny in a thong is a no no... not even pelosi with enough plastic to be a sex toy could pull that off...
Posted by: beanervt at March 26, 2012 11:50 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: veek unofficial White Mixed Race chica at March 27, 2012 03:49 AM (sqVOl)
Can we watch?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 11:50 PM (kaalw)
Cantare! Oh-oh-oh-oh.......
Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 03:48 AM (kaalw)
You know what the difference between english and spanish porn is?
In english porn, the chicks moan, oh oh oh.
In spanish porn the chicks moan aye aye aye.
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 11:51 PM (4ixH5)
Rock On!
Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:48 AM (crQEo)
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Hey, Shout, Summertime Blues,
Jump Up and Down in Your Blue Suede Shoes,
Posted by: jc at March 26, 2012 11:51 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:47 AM (crQEo)
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cuz you are supposed to buy 40, silly.
Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 03:49 AM (ufJKx)
That's so crazy it just might work!
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 11:52 PM (4ixH5)
It's more complicated if you're Jewish. Hebrew National dogs are seven to a package. The really good buns are in bag of six. But then there is Aunt Judy, who has celiac disease and won't want a bun. And Al is doing Atkins right now...
Posted by: epobirs at March 26, 2012 11:52 PM (kcfmt)
So Ricky Ricardo was a spanish porn chick is what you're saying?
Posted by: Adriane at March 26, 2012 11:53 PM (crQEo)
Posted by: veek unofficial White Mixed Race chica at March 26, 2012 11:53 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 03:51 AM (ufJKx)
Next time play some Venom. In League With Satan!
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 11:54 PM (4ixH5)
So Ricky Ricardo was a spanish porn chick is what you're saying?
Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:53 AM (crQEo)
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It isn't just Lucy that has some splainin' to do.
Posted by: jc at March 26, 2012 11:54 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Colonel32 at March 26, 2012 11:54 PM (dfQ4e)
Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:53 AM (crQEo)
Possibly.
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 26, 2012 11:55 PM (4ixH5)
And where do we go from here?
Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:58 AM (crQEo)
Which is the way that's clear?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 11:59 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Dude That's Into Gilfs at March 27, 2012 03:49 AM (4ixH5)
Ashton? Is that you? I denounce myself. I'd still hit Demi Moore like her career slamming into rock bottom.
Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 26, 2012 11:59 PM (JoIcn)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La9Me7alNqA
An long time favorite of mine ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 12:00 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 27, 2012 03:59 AM (JoIcn)
TESTIFY!
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 12:01 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 27, 2012 12:02 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 12:02 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Colonel32 at March 27, 2012 03:54 AM (dfQ4e)
Sweet. I know an internet guy from Britannia who did a bunch of rasslin' on the side. His schtick was called...FUCK ME! I can't remember now.
Ah! The Gallowman!
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 12:03 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Squid Girl wearing nothing but cleverly placed plankton at March 27, 2012 12:04 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 27, 2012 12:04 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 12:11 AM (4ixH5)
oh I luv Hebrew National dogs... the only ones that hit my grill..
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 12:12 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 27, 2012 04:04 AM (sqVOl)
Wait...that was a different Lucy...
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 04:11 AM (4ixH5)
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Maybe so, but it was very well played. Ripppaah !!
Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 12:13 AM (ufJKx)
My real pet peeve is with people that say that wrestling is "fake." Especially when they say it to me like I don't know it. First, I don't think anything you do that has caused a legit sprained ankle, cracked ribs, broken sternum, dislocated wrist, and two major back injuries (not to count the daily aches and pains from regular bumps) in two years can be counted as fake. Secondly, I say to these people, "Oh, like how Alan Rickman became a puddle of guts and goo at the bottom of a building after filming Die Hard because acting is as real as can be, yes?"
Posted by: Colonel32 at March 27, 2012 12:14 AM (dfQ4e)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 12:25 AM (4ixH5)
http://tinyurl.com/cuaubxd
Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 04:14 AM (crQEo)
Lucy the 404?
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 12:25 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: WheelmanForHire at March 27, 2012 12:27 AM (l8nIR)
how are things at Strat mountain?
So I am playing on Sunday, and there is a guy playing a strat and couldn't the damn thing in tune. His stoner buddy turns to him and sez in a tone of voice like those dumbass TV shows about some hospital ER: "Tuner, STRAT!!!"
Strat mountain got a little silly actually. I went a tad overboard with them, but fuck it.
They aren't hard to keep in tune if they are set up right. Mine stay in tune fine after I tweaked or checked the setups. As long as the bridge is set up good and the nut slots have the right clearance they work good. Yeah, not like my jacksons with the floyd rose bridges, but they stay in tune good.
Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2012 12:29 AM (FMbng)
spaces removed ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 12:36 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 04:36 AM (crQEo)
There ya go!
http://tinyurl.com/c3sclwu
Properly tiny'd.
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 12:43 AM (4ixH5)
Ah the butt jigglier.. fun with friction...
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 04:35 AM (KZLoo)
HOT!
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 12:44 AM (4ixH5)
So how again did the football work in with Lucy and a whip?? not that it matters but I am a little curious..
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 12:47 AM (KZLoo)
Hey! That's mighty, hispanically white of you ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 12:48 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 04:48 AM (crQEo)
Shhh! I'm on siesta.
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 12:49 AM (4ixH5)
That was JC's link,,, wouldn't you know the guy stuck in perpetual winter would come through with some hot...
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 12:49 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 04:47 AM (KZLoo)
When Ricky tried to kick the ball Lucy would punish him like a bad boy.
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 12:49 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 04:49 AM (KZLoo)
And not a single moose to be found.
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 12:50 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 27, 2012 12:51 AM (sqVOl)
Don't wake up just to answer,,, but on a pee break could tell me is it the traditional sombrero that you sport or do you go with the Peterman Urban sombrero during your siestas Roberto???
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 12:55 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 27, 2012 12:56 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 04:55 AM (KZLoo)
I wear one like Speedy Gonzalez so I can nap quickly.
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:00 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 27, 2012 01:00 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 27, 2012 04:56 AM (sqVOl)
Go on.
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:01 AM (4ixH5)
Grapes are green,
Good night to all morons,
and lurkers, unseen ...
May tomorrow be better,
or at least ways, not worse,
No tax collectors, no Helen Thomas nudes,
no ambulances, no hearse ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 01:08 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:15 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika chu at March 27, 2012 01:18 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 05:11 AM (KZLoo)
Ãndele! Ãndele! Arriba! Arriba! Epa! Epa! Epa!
*Snooze*
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:19 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika chu at March 27, 2012 05:18 AM (sqVOl)
You had me at boob hugging.
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:19 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 01:21 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: vika chu at March 27, 2012 01:26 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:29 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: sexypig at March 27, 2012 01:32 AM (ShzQw)
The big question is can prime time audience handle it without having immediate psychiatric help available??
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 01:34 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: vika at March 27, 2012 01:39 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: vika at March 27, 2012 01:42 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: vika at March 27, 2012 05:42 AM (sqVOl)
It's easy. Do you happen to have any plutonium handy?
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:43 AM (4ixH5)
Hey that's the same plan as chicago jesus...
and agreed on the costume shoes Vika,,, their teh suck....
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 01:47 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:48 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:59 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika at March 27, 2012 02:03 AM (sqVOl)
Heh Heh Vika,,, you right tehone has shit if he can't steal it from someone else.. or blame it on someone else what ever the case maybe..
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 02:08 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 02:12 AM (KZLoo)
http://tinyurl.com/34c325b
Hawt military wimminz of the world...
Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 02:16 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2012 02:23 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 27, 2012 02:23 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2012 02:28 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 27, 2012 02:30 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 27, 2012 02:40 AM (sdi6R)
I killed the ONT?
Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 27, 2012 06:40 AM (sdi6R)
Blame it on NASA.
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