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March 05, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (3-5-2012)
— Maetenloch

Bad News: SMOD suspends campaign until 2040

No official reason given but rumors are that several deep pocket donors have switched over to the Solar Flare of Death.

Scientists are keeping a close eye on a big asteroid that may pose an impact threat to Earth in a few decades.
The space rock, which is called 2011 AG5, is about 460 feet (140 meters) wide. It may come close enough to Earth in 2040 that some researchers are calling for a discussion about how to deflect it.

Just another disappointment to bear I guess. Who knew that SMOD would turn out to be just another spineless RINO who prefers the Establishment's orbital cocktail parties?

Rush Limbaugh's Apologies Over the Years

The article's snarkiness aside only 6 apologies over 25 years is a pretty good run. And I'd argue that his description of Amy Carter as "the most unattractive presidential daughter in the history of the country" is just a statement of fact.

A Red Eye Tribute to Andrew Breitbart

This has probably already appeared on the blog a time or two but it's worth watching if you haven't seen it yet.

The Miura Fold

In 1995, Japanese astrophysicist Koryo Miura designed a folding mechanism intended to deploying solar panels in space. The method, called the Miura fold or miura-ori, allows you to open and close a folded piece of paper-like a map-with one swift motion. It's pretty like origami and useful like a fox.

Five Common Misconceptions About the Middle Ages

For years, stories have been circulating that the average person of the Dark Ages would only bathe once a year and that the reason brides carried bouquets was to help them ward off the gross smell of the guests at their wedding, but really, people of the time had pretty decent hygiene. In castles, the wealthy would have a tub with a stool in it so they could sit and bathe for long periods of time. Many castles also had a special room next door to the kitchen that was exclusively for bathing parties.
...Their clothes didn't smell horribly either, laundry soap was introduced from the Orient in the early Middle Ages and while clothing did go unwashed in the freezing winters, as soon as spring hit, laundresses went out in droves washing clothes on the local river banks.

And spices weren't used to hide the smell of rancid meat - most people in those times ate fresher meat than we do.

Miss Belarus 2012

Hawt chicks have overtaken tractors as Belarus' primary export.

How to Make Gunpowder with Sugar, A Cold Pack and Salt Substitute

In making saltpeter, we combined ammonium nitrate from the cold pack with potassium chloride from the salt substitute. Chemically, the equation looks like this:
NH4NO3 + KCl -> KNO3 + NH4Cl

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Men: Your Girlfriend Isn't as Fat as You Think She Is

In a study carried out by the Danish Institute of Governmental Research, it turned out that few of us are able to accurately categorize our weight. Perhaps unsurprisingly, men generally underrated their own weight; many of the men whose Body Mass Index (BMI) suggested they were obese regarded their weight as normal, according to Science Nordic. Conversely, women tend to overestimate their own BMI.
But sadly, men also overestimate the weight of women. "This shows us that it's not only us women who have unrealistic perceptions of our weight, but that the perceptions tend to transfer between the sexes, leaving both sexes with this perception," explains sociologist Vibeke TornhÃƒÂ¸j Christensen, who conducted the study.

It's unclear whether over-estimating a woman's BMI is the same thing as finding her less attractive. And no word on the categorization of sharp elbows.

The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.

And don't forget about the Job Bank.

And my twitter thang.

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1 Fist!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 05:17 PM (/izg2)

2 Eighth!

Posted by: Bang Out Of Order at March 05, 2012 05:18 PM (1H47k)

3 Hmmmm...missed it by THAT much.

Posted by: Bang Out Of Order at March 05, 2012 05:19 PM (1H47k)

4 Too damned bad we can't move StuckonStupid's posts up here. Damn, he's the fucking man after that beat-down with his HR bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2012 05:19 PM (UOM48)

5 Then:
Not having a job

Now:
Not having a job

Posted by: OWS: What, me worry? at March 05, 2012 05:20 PM (wQ1iq)

6 I'd argue that his description of Amy Carter as "the most unattractive presidential daughter in the history of the country" is just a statement of fact.

Phew.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 05, 2012 05:20 PM (6TB1Z)

7 Yo morons , what a week .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 05, 2012 05:21 PM (npr0X)

8 OK heading off to catch up on the exciting SOS news

Posted by: NC Ref at March 05, 2012 05:21 PM (/izg2)

9 Well, back to medically-induced coma then.

Posted by: Y-not at March 05, 2012 05:21 PM (5H6zj)

10 Stuck on Stupid has started posting his work day in the Kirsten Powers thread. Part 3 is up. Part 4 is on the way. Hopefully he reposts it in the ONT.

Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2012 05:21 PM (GULKT)

11 SOS is on the Kirsten whatsername thread.

Needs to be a made-for-TV movie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2012 05:22 PM (UOM48)

12 I'm afraid of SoS's balls.

Posted by: Reinforced Steel at March 05, 2012 05:22 PM (QTHTd)

13 *When I meet someone who is clearly a braindead lefty, I like to hyperinflate any tiny things they say and accuse them of some sort of -ism.

*I like to find people who loathe me, then make them angry by saying things that they agree with.

*There is no such thing as anti-ugly creme stop wasting your $$$.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at March 05, 2012 05:22 PM (RfvTE)

14 Amy Carter's better looking than that Reagan offspring ballerina person.

Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at March 05, 2012 05:23 PM (eQI0M)

15 Fuck , first doom folds and now smod.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 05, 2012 05:23 PM (AWmfW)

16 So what are the other options beside SMOD?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at March 05, 2012 05:24 PM (DNTer)

17 I need a break from lefties because I am really starting to despise them. All their hypocrasy, lies, and media manipulation with this religious and birth control issue has really soured me with them and all of their mouthy apologists.

Radical leftism is a support group / revenge mob for damaged children.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at March 05, 2012 05:25 PM (RfvTE)

18 16 So what are the other options beside SMOD?

Mexican food night at Rosie O'Donnell's house.

Posted by: pep at March 05, 2012 05:25 PM (6TB1Z)

19 >>16 So what are the other options beside SMOD? Medically-induced coma, ham sandwich, and Zombie Lawn Gnome.

Posted by: Y-not at March 05, 2012 05:26 PM (5H6zj)

20
How to Make Gunpowder with Sugar, A Cold Pack and Salt Substitute
In making saltpeter, we combined ammonium nitrate from the cold pack with potassium chloride from the salt substitute. Chemically, the equation looks like this:

NH4NO3 + KCl -> KNO3 + NH4Cl

It's always handy when all that stuff is lying on a rock with some diamonds, a bamboo shoot, some bailing twine, and a big slow lizard to shoot at

Posted by: Capt. James T Kirk at March 05, 2012 05:26 PM (Y+DPZ)

21 We won't be able to deflect the big meteor. By 2040, all of our money will be invested in free rubbers for the wymins.

Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at March 05, 2012 05:27 PM (F+Xfj)

22 The other SMOD is a bust too: Huge asteroid hurtling towards Earth will fly past our planet so close it will go UNDER many man-made satellites http://tinyurl.com/7nfr9rm

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 05, 2012 05:28 PM (UR5vq)

23 This one time, my baby brother was getting a bath and all of a sudden there was a stool in the tub.

Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at March 05, 2012 05:28 PM (eQI0M)

24 Obama's term doesn't end until 2040? Where's that Drano...

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2012 05:29 PM (FcR7P)

25 2011 AG5 is so last year. 2012 DA 14 is where its at.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 05, 2012 05:30 PM (RZ8pf)

26 Hi, honey, I'm home!

Posted by: Peaches at March 05, 2012 05:30 PM (BETpH)

27 19 >>16 So what are the other options beside SMOD?

Medically-induced coma, ham sandwich, and Zombie Lawn Gnome.

Posted by: Y-not at March 05, 2012 09:26 PM (5H6zj)

You left off "drowning."

Posted by: Jew janitor's mop bucket at March 05, 2012 05:30 PM (MmrSI)

28 23 Just once. One of my kids shit in the tub every chance he got and then laughed. I forget which one it was though. I'm sure he's the future moron.

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 05, 2012 05:31 PM (u50z0)

29 Think I'll become a plumber in Belarus.

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2012 05:31 PM (FcR7P)

30 I've had too many bad work experiences to be able to read Stuck on Stupid's tale (I read one installment and my stomach is knots). I hope he knows what he's doing and has some sort of financial security, 'cause I don't think it's going to end well.

Posted by: Y-not at March 05, 2012 05:31 PM (5H6zj)

31 There is still the Mayan Apocalypse 12/21/2012.

But the Yellowstone Caldera may make a huge ash of North America.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 05, 2012 05:31 PM (O3R/2)

32 Just another disappointment to bear I guess. Who knew that SMOD would turn out to be just another spineless RINO?

I knew, but none of you listened. I'm self-aware of who the bandwagon riders were

Posted by: Skynet 2012 at March 05, 2012 05:31 PM (Y+DPZ)

33 >>You left off "drowning." In a mop bucket? I'm starting to favor dismembered by a pack of rabid wolves, myself.

Posted by: Y-not at March 05, 2012 05:32 PM (5H6zj)

34 You left off "drowning."

Posted by: Jew janitor's mop bucket at March 05, 2012 09:30 PM (MmrSI)

And the increasingly popular "drinking oneself to death." That's my e-ticket to Bammy the Sequel.

Posted by: Peaches at March 05, 2012 05:32 PM (BETpH)

35 Drinking Drano, perhaps?

Posted by: Y-not at March 05, 2012 05:33 PM (5H6zj)

36 The beauty of a massive Gamma Ray Emission is there would be no warning. One day Mooch is getting on Air Force One to take her 100th vacation and pffft. Everybody mircowaved to a burnt crisp.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 05, 2012 05:35 PM (O3R/2)

37 yeah, but those Belarus chicks, when they hit 35 or so, gain 40 pounds and start smoking cigarillos.

Doesn't happen to Danish women until they hit 55 ( maybe a Scandi Thing )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 05, 2012 05:35 PM (UqKQV)

38 The beauty of a massive Gamma Ray Emission is there would be no warning.

But you have the best 10 nanosecond tan EVAR!

Posted by: pep at March 05, 2012 05:36 PM (6TB1Z)

39 There is a SMOD scheduled for Feb. 2013. RT.com has the story, called "paint it or blast it".

Posted by: navybrat at March 05, 2012 05:36 PM (XWDcH)

40 The SoS ref has me intrigued...I'll go read it. See you in 400 comments, assorted gathering of misanthropes, leftover parts, perverts, broken people, and normal folks. I'd name names, but it's hard to sort everyone out most times.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN loves Breitbart at March 05, 2012 05:37 PM (lJJMb)

41 I had a bad dream after that last scene in Walking Dead. It was a ridiculous scene but still I had the dream.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 05, 2012 05:37 PM (vpe0k)

42 OT: watched Flyboys last night. On the whole, the movie stunk, especially James Franco's nonexistent acting range and the very predictable plot. High points for the dogfights, though, and especially for Jennifer Decker as the lonely French girl.

Posted by: pep at March 05, 2012 05:38 PM (6TB1Z)

43 I just want to know why, oh WHY there's an ironclad correlation among leftiness of opinions, emptiness of head, and loudness of voice? I can't seem to go anywhere nowadays that doesn't have some idiot parlor Marxist spouting plagiarisms from Noam Chomsky in a voice that rattles windowpanes.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 05, 2012 05:40 PM (8+t26)

44 39 There is a SMOD scheduled for Feb. 2013. RT.com has the story, called "paint it or blast it". That is 2012 DA14 and they think it's just going to pass by: http://tinyurl.com/7nfr9rm

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 05, 2012 05:40 PM (UR5vq)

45 Oh, because the king had a bathtub, the people in the middle ages had fairly good hygene? Last I checked they were the original street shitters.

Posted by: Jimmah at March 05, 2012 05:41 PM (Gbec2)

46 AIPAC is on C-SPAN 2, if anybody's interested. Bibi is soon up to speak.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 05, 2012 05:41 PM (UR5vq)

47 Super Volcanos while extremely good at the getting the job done are notoriously unreliable as regards timing. Yellowstone supervolcano (which btw was so big nobody knew it existed before airplanes were existed and they could look down from above) I seem to recall goes off every like 150k-350k years. So you could set your watch by it.. if you don't mind a 200k year margin of error.

Now Asteroids... very predictable both in timing and location... unless something unseen nudges it even the tiniest fraction in which case it ends up wayyyyy off.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at March 05, 2012 05:42 PM (RfvTE)

48 The medieval wealthy had a tub with a stool in it? There's a Barney Frank joke there, somewhere...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 05, 2012 05:42 PM (niZvt)

49 I think they meant that they had fairly good hygiene compared to Europe of today. That's not a hard sell.

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 05, 2012 05:42 PM (u50z0)

50 The Griswold family just pulled into Wally World.

Posted by: mpfs, WeAreBREITBART! at March 05, 2012 05:43 PM (TlwCF)

51 What's the contraception insurance situation in Belarus? Be a shame to have to pay out of pocket.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 05, 2012 05:43 PM (GZitp)

52 ohai, all. The Middle Ages, I never got that into. The DARK Ages, now - those times were a mess. Complete destruction of the Anatolian economy in the East; and as for the West, Gregory of Tours and the Liber Historiae Francorum lays down just how much life sucked in France.

The Irish Annals are pretty grim too, unless you get off on year after year of drunken Irishmen beating up each other whilst the Vikings rape their wives and children.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 05, 2012 05:43 PM (QTHTd)

53 All of SoS story is up. A true badass, he is.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 05, 2012 05:43 PM (LA8IC)

54 I think they meant that they had fairly good hygiene compared to Europe of today.

As do my cats.

Posted by: Peaches at March 05, 2012 05:43 PM (BETpH)

55 Those are some seriously beautiful women.

The 'ettes are better though.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 05, 2012 05:44 PM (Why44)

56 Where can I get Stuck's story? I read the first part

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 05, 2012 05:45 PM (u50z0)

57 Starts around post 400 on the Kirsten thread. Go. Read. Enjoy. *beware of troll dropping, and don't track any back here with you*

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 05, 2012 05:45 PM (LA8IC)

58 I had a bad dream after that last scene in Walking Dead. It was a ridiculous scene but still I had the dream. ------- Mrs Fixer actually lept up off the couch and yelled "Yessssss. ....... Dale is dead!!!."

Posted by: fixerupper at March 05, 2012 05:46 PM (ffV1/)

59 Frankly, I'm starting to welcome the thought of America descending into the chaos and bloodshed of a new civil war. I am tired of lefties. I am tired of the dishonest bumper-sticker slogans which serve them in place of ideas and knowledge. I am tired of their constant tribal signalling, their bullying, and their empty-headed echoing of whatever the Daily Show tells them to believe.

At this point, given the choice between four or five more decades of watching liberals wreck America and five years of violence before I starve or die of cholera, the second option is looking better and better.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 05, 2012 05:46 PM (8+t26)

60 The Irish Annals are pretty grim too, unless you get off on year after year of drunken Irishmen beating up each other whilst the Vikings rape their wives and children. Yup. The Irish Anals. Assholes.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 05, 2012 05:46 PM (niZvt)

61 Anyone seen those new commercials for WesternSky.com? I got intrigued when during the commercial the vaguely native American woman says "yes, our money is expensive, but it's cheaper than payday loans"

I went to the site. here's what it said: "The interest rate on a typical loan of $2,600 is 135% with an APR of approximately 139%. " Are you kidding me? In addition to casinos, tribes must have been exempted from usury laws.

Posted by: Ombudsman at March 05, 2012 05:46 PM (AxHOT)

62 Dang! Do not fK with the guy guarding Netanyahu! what is behind his back?

Posted by: osurks at March 05, 2012 05:47 PM (rda5N)

63 55 Those are some seriously beautiful women. The 'ettes are better though. Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 05, 2012 09:44 PM (Why44) True that. 'ettes do mercy boobie flashing!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 05, 2012 05:47 PM (niZvt)

64
Why does the story on that meteor make me recall Lucifer's Hammer? 17k is a NARROW window.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 05, 2012 05:48 PM (SAMxH)

65 Drinking Drano, perhaps?

Liquid Plumr.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 05:48 PM (vDjgF)

66 Whew, I'm all caught up on SoS's saga. You sir, should get a wheelbarrow to carry your balls.

Posted by: no good deed at March 05, 2012 05:48 PM (mjR67)

67 Time to head home, see you all in an hour or so. SoS, you rock!

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 05, 2012 05:48 PM (LA8IC)

68 54-Hey Peaches, how are you m'dear? And based on our time in Poland, I think your cats' litterbox smells better than the rank (see what i did there) and file folk who rode the bus. in the summer, you could at least jockey for position near a window. In the winter, we had to put vicks under our noses to mask the odor. It was awful. Lovely people though, so I can forgive bad b.o.

Posted by: moki at March 05, 2012 05:49 PM (dZmFh)

69 SoS: Since you got the death threats at your personal email, the obvious step is to involve local and Federal law enforcement. And if this isn't a lawsuit-ready hostile work environment I don't know what is.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 05, 2012 05:49 PM (8+t26)

70 Well, I guess that's why I spend most of my time in the portapotty basement. I got a TV which plays old Deep Space 9 episodes, and even if a lefty poops in it, it still smells better than it would interacting with the Boulderites aboveground

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 05, 2012 05:50 PM (QTHTd)

71 I read somewhere that in any random gathering of young people in Belarus, 80% of the women are super-model quality.

Posted by: rtw at March 05, 2012 05:50 PM (s6tTC)

72 Y-Not, don't stress about SOS. If he were to be fired as a result of this, he would be able to sue for a major settlement in a wrongful termination suite. God knows, I had to settle my share of frivolous suits when I was a hiring manager.

In reality, he is now Teflon. If they try to retaliate, they are screwed because they didn't follow their written policies and he has proof. Anything they do, he can claim retaliation.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 05, 2012 05:50 PM (Why44)

73 Bibi now speaking @ AIPAC: http://tinyurl.com/73ffrcj

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at March 05, 2012 05:50 PM (d6QMz)

74 Solar flares, our best and soonest bet. Also the messiest. No quick specular death from SMOD or suffocation under an avalanche of super volcano ash... With solar splooges, some to all of the electronics on worlds facing side would fry and everything would just not to work.. yet everyone would be alive, scared, hungry, and helpless. Nuclear reactors require at minimum 4-6 months to shutdown safely with all resources and personnel available... so probably don't want to be too close to one of those. Radiation poisoning is the second worst way to mass die besides raped and murdered by roaming gangs of the apocalypse.

With Flares, the last two cycles ebbs were very very weak so a larger then normal snapback this cycle would not be at all unexpected. If the sun splooges one right into our path ... we have only vague ideas of would happen depending on severity now that the transistors have shrunk sooo much.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at March 05, 2012 05:51 PM (RfvTE)

75 66 Whew, I'm all caught up on SoS's saga. You sir, should get a wheelbarrow to carry your balls.

Posted by: no good deed at March 05, 2012 09:48 PM (mjR67)

Maybe he could steal ace's. Just grab it and run. He shouldn't be able to catch you since his limbs are in it. You can dump those out later.

Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2012 05:51 PM (GULKT)

76 And yeah, it's one thing to get angry misspelled rants in one's email - I mean, truth be told, we can get that here - but death threats are illegal.

"Terroristic threats" were illegal in Texas, anyway; my ex-gf used to get drunken rednecks yelling "I'ma killya, ya bitch!" and it was off to the clink for them.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 05, 2012 05:52 PM (QTHTd)

77 I think I have wood watching Bibi Netanyahu.

Posted by: tmi3rd at March 05, 2012 05:52 PM (WRtsc)

78 Speakin' of pooping in the bathtub (my daughter did once), I hate that commercial where the kid yells 'Mommy, I made poo-poo.' and she looks in the toilet and seeing nothing asks where. Doesn't that kid looks to be about 6 or 7. WTF?

Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2012 05:52 PM (X6akg)

79 Think "Miura Vaginal Folds".

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2012 05:52 PM (FcR7P)

80 "'ettes do mercy boobie flashing!"

I've totally missed out, dammit

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 05, 2012 05:52 PM (Why44)

81 mpfs - Which one?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 05, 2012 05:53 PM (Why44)

82 Hey Peaches, how are you m'dear?

I'm good, moki, how are you doing? That's funny about Poland, although I've always thought it would be wonderful to see their cities, the architecture is spectacular and I really like that sort of thing.

Note to self: stay off the buses. . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 05, 2012 05:53 PM (BETpH)

83 Gay is the narrator for the Miura fold video. Jeez. Makes the two plumbers look like Dick Cheney and Clint eastwood

Posted by: dagny who loved andrew at March 05, 2012 05:54 PM (u50z0)

84 Men: Your Girlfriend Isn't as Fat as You Think She Is
***
Ok, can someone explain to me why people with jowls call themselves "average" on body type on dating sites?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2012 05:54 PM (3aXbg)

85 I hope this stays a troll-free zone. "Paul" was exceedingly stupid.

Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2012 05:54 PM (ykSKg)

86 I'm 54 and I still get a kick out of snow. I only have a short drive to work, though. This has been "the year without a winter" where I live (SE PA)

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 05, 2012 05:54 PM (sdi6R)

87 Didn't they fold a Miura at the beginning of the original Italian Job?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 05, 2012 05:54 PM (vDjgF)

88 A spokesman for the SMOD campaign denied rumors SMOD has a second family in the Kuiper Belt.

Posted by: eman at March 05, 2012 05:55 PM (qOpnH)

89 Well... Looks like Mitt will be the Romneyee...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 05, 2012 05:55 PM (niZvt)

90 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 05, 2012 05:55 PM (JMmQ9)

Evening 'rons and 'ettes. Enjoying the schizophrenic weather of central Ohio, deciding who I'll hold my nose for tomorrow in the primaries.

Also, my brief thoughts on Breitbart in the link in the sig.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 05, 2012 05:55 PM (1zwZo)

92 Oddly, you can only fold a piece of paper, whatever size, in half only 12 times. How many fat folds does Rosie O'Donnell have, though?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 05, 2012 05:57 PM (niZvt)

93 For those catching up on the SOS story in the Kirsten Powers thread, his hash is R5yLq (for searching).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 05, 2012 05:58 PM (bxiXv)

94 #61, They are operating as legal loan sharks because of tribal lands being sovereign nations. I think they could somehow be treated as a foreign creditor somehow though and be regulated under international treaty standards right?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at March 05, 2012 05:58 PM (ijjAe)

95 92 hi all
ugh don't be putting explosives recipes on the HQ!
it's just a bad idea

Posted by: chemjeff at March 05, 2012 09:57 PM (7FadD)

Wha....like my chili? H8tr.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 05, 2012 05:58 PM (UOM48)

96 I am not my tranny's keeper!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at March 05, 2012 05:59 PM (6RnvM)

I can't support anything that would hurt puppies.

So, I'm hoping for a mutant virus, like weaponized bird flu.

I'm a softy.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 05, 2012 06:00 PM (NVu2l)

98 Is anyone else getting a "Not available" message when trying to go to the new Breitbart site right now?

Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2012 06:00 PM (ykSKg)

99 Heh, I'm glad to see the Ohio 'rons have to hold their nose and decide just like we did. You shouldn't get off the hook and spend the next 6 months blaming us early states for having to decide between dumb and dumber.

For the record, I voted for Mitt, though I was undecided until I had the ballot in my hand.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 05, 2012 06:00 PM (Why44)

100 I am not my bees' keeper!

Wait, yes I am.

Posted by: some apiarist at March 05, 2012 06:00 PM (vDjgF)

101

That's all a bunch of bullshit.

We descendents of dirty Scandi's are dead sexy.

You're just jealous.

Posted by: ErikW at March 05, 2012 06:00 PM (RKOob)

102 93 Oddly, you can only fold a piece of paper, whatever size, in half only 12 times. Posted by: CoolCzech at March 05, 2012 09:57 PM (niZvt) Roll of toilet paper. Or even a commercial paper towel roll if you think perforation is cheating.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 05, 2012 06:00 PM (bxiXv)

103 One major difference between Bibi and Obama - the former doesn't need a teleprompter to speak intelligently. Oh, and Bibi can speak several languages.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 05, 2012 06:00 PM (UR5vq)

104 I fucking told you people that Coronal Mass Ejection was a more electable candidate than SMOD, but NOOOOOOOOO. You just wouldn't listen.

Posted by: Jaws at March 05, 2012 06:00 PM (A3yiq)

105 don't think it's going to end well. Its not going to end well alright. For the company. SOS, get your ass to that bitch on wheels attorney NOW! And no more meetings without your supervisor present as a witness!

Posted by: bibi's boobs destroy at March 05, 2012 06:01 PM (mLWZK)

106 I'm reading the SoS saga in the other thread...this is an EPIC story

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 05, 2012 06:01 PM (JMmQ9)

107 This ONT is starting to sputter like Barney Frank's sphincter at a Chippendales show...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 05, 2012 06:01 PM (niZvt)

108 Here is a concatenation of all the posts today from StuckOnStupid. I'm a giver:

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