March 07, 2012
— Maetenloch
Well since everyone seems to have slacked off today I'm thinking I should do the same. Of course that's also what I tell myself pretty much every night. But this time I kinda semi-sorta almost mean it.
So tonight we watch a movie.
Feature Presentation: Monty Python and The Holy Grail (1974)
If you've watched this 5 or fewer times, well now's your chance to correct that.
Why China Will Have an Economic Crisis
We spend a lot of time focusing on our own serious problems - often forgetting how fucked up other countries are under the veneer of unstoppable growth.
But the more time I spend in China, the more convinced I am that its current economic system is unsustainable. Yes, economists who specialize in China can give you all sorts of reasons why the country is supposedly different, and thus the regular rules of economics don't necessarily apply. But one simple thing I always say about economics is that you can't escape math. If the numbers don't add up, it doesn't matter much how big your economy might be or how fast it is growing or how heavy a role the state might play. And China has lots of numbers that just don't add up.
When would a meltdown happen? It is interesting to play with a bit of history. Both Japan and Korea suffered their crises roughly 35 years after the Asian development model was switched on - the early 1950s to '89 in Japan, and 1962 to '97 in Korea. That puts a China crisis at around 2014-15 or so. I'm not predicting a firm date here. What I am saying is that China is running out of time to fix the problems of its economy.
Could American Body Fat Power The Country?
With the population of the United States growing ever more obese and oil becoming scarcer, I wonder if the government has started taking into account the energy its population is storing in body fat. Hypothetically, how much would this add to the nation's energy reserves?- John Prokos, Kathmandu
Read the rest to find out whether our man-blubber is just the untouched resource that will free us from fossil fuels.
Also to find out who invented the phrase 'the oldest profession'.
9 Foreign Words the English Language Desperately Needs
#4. Kaelling (Danish)Means:
An ugly, miserable woman who yells obscenities at her kids.
If you claim to have never seen one of these, go to the laundromat. Or Walmart. Or maybe it's the woman who lives down the street and offers a Master's class in parenting to everyone in earshot. Their calls are unmistakable, from "Get your asses in this house" to "Clean up your fucking mess" and even "I'll beat the shit out of you in front of the whole goddamn neighborhood."
To Fap Or Not To Fap, That Is The Question
Apparently it's now a thing for guys to take a NoFap challenge:
Here's a pretty awesome report from some dude who took the 90 day no-fap challenge and is feeling the wide range of benefits when it comes to not cranking his love pump.
Please note that I've found NoFap to be an incredibly positive change in my life and I haven't found any real negative effect for giving it up, save withdrawals. In this regard, I may be overly biased in favour of NoFap....First benefits I noticed were my energy and motivation levels as well as my productivity. All of a sudden, a surf after gym didn't seem like a sweat. Getting my affairs sorted for college next year was a priority. Stuff got done before I fucked around. Procrastination was kept to a minimum, time-wasting was eliminated. Nothing to do? I made something happen.
I started filling in my spare time with productive things. Eventually I had to start taking up new hobbies (yoga, salsa dancing, some more to come) to fill in the spare time. Other things include reading non-fiction books on topics of self-improvement, meditation, Emotional Freedom Technique (youtube it) and just general chores, cleaning etc. I still have a way to go, but I was surprised how much I wanted to get things done after the withdrawals cleared.
Well the commies have long envied the purity and essence of our natural fluids. Maybe they were on to something.
Blame it on Jane (Austen, that is)
For helping create the story template of jerks who can be redeemed by the right woman:
And so the template was set: jerky guys with hearts of gold. In the almost two hundred years since Pride & Prejudice was published, movies and books are filled with jerky guys - arrogant guys, pushy guys, snotty guys, aggressive guys - who become charming princes thanks to the heroine's incredible charm. And really, it does make for fun reading or movie watching. It's enjoyable following characters as they finally get it right.The problem, though, for real girls in the real world, is that jerky guys tend to be . . . well, jerks. If you want a nice guy in this life, you should find someone who is nice from the start. Life isn't fiction, and if your jerky guy refuses to turn into a handsome, caring, kind Prince, you might find yourself in a world of hurt.
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Posted by: USA at March 07, 2012 06:14 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: Arbalest at March 07, 2012 06:15 PM (dSXn/)
Fortunately, I already have the DVD.
--and those responsible for the subtitles have been sacked.
Posted by: logprof at March 07, 2012 06:15 PM (ykSKg)
That's right, it takes two.
Oh, and first.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 07, 2012 06:17 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2012 06:19 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2012 06:19 PM (vOT/E)
Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2012 06:20 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2012 06:21 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: eman at March 07, 2012 10:20 PM (qOpnH)
Hahahahaha! One of my favorite lines. One of those lines that you repeat often throughout your life in certain situations with others that know it.
Posted by: Tami at March 07, 2012 06:21 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: jake at March 07, 2012 06:21 PM (VDbQY)
Posted by: logprof at March 07, 2012 06:21 PM (ykSKg)
Either way, I'm in for a couple of hundred.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 07, 2012 06:22 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2012 06:22 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 07, 2012 06:23 PM (ND9u8)
As to the Jane Austen effect, well, Jane was depicting the kind of guys that women actually do find attractive. Good girls go for bad boys, it's been true since forever.
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 07, 2012 06:23 PM (Bh562)
Posted by: no good deed at March 07, 2012 06:24 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: creeper at March 07, 2012 06:24 PM (gre5a)
Posted by: Fart at March 07, 2012 06:24 PM (Zk68F)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2012 06:24 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2012 06:25 PM (vOT/E)
Posted by: USA at March 07, 2012 06:25 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: kqb29 at March 07, 2012 06:25 PM (hW7/O)
I am on tenterhooks!!
Wonderful ONT, Maet, you continue to outdo yourself. Which is more than I can say for that fuckin' slacker Pixy. I had a whole comment all dialed in, but Pixy said, no, no, no, Peaches, you can't copy that shit here.
Love you guys! And I really mean it.
Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2012 06:25 PM (BETpH)
Posted by: jake at March 07, 2012 06:25 PM (VDbQY)
This is the land of the Nightwalkers, where little is said about politics, much is said about chemjeff's adventures at Applebees, but the one constant through the years, the way we have marked the time, is to remember
OBAMA IS A STUTTERING CLUSTERFUCK OF A MISERABLE FAILURE.
Ride on, buckeroos!
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at March 07, 2012 06:26 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2012 10:22 PM (5H6zj)
I did, and it has me thinking it's a tease or a run-up to something bigger. It established another tie to a radical, and a concerted effort by Obama allies to hide it in '08, but little else. I just hope the Breitbart's statement at CPAC "I have videos" (note the plural) is true. This wasn't enough to do much unless it was intended as a table-setter.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 07, 2012 06:26 PM (ND9u8)
I watched Hannity, and if ever a story BEGGED to be hammered like Weinergate, this is it.
Jump on the media for their role in not vetting Obama hard.
There's plenty here to start with.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 07, 2012 06:26 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2012 06:26 PM (fJGva)
I think I've seen those No-Fap infomercials on the TeeVee. Or else I've gotten them confused with that little hair shaver thingie, the no-no.
Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 07, 2012 06:27 PM (4/NHF)
Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2012 06:27 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2012 06:27 PM (5H6zj)
Yep
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2012 10:25 PM (vOT/E)
Was it more than that little short one I got to see on Breitbart? Cause that was very short and just had a little snippet. I was all, okay, can I haz seconds? Sometimes it's bad not to have teh cable/sat tv. Most of the time not.
Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2012 06:28 PM (BETpH)
Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2012 06:28 PM (5H6zj)
Sounds like he grew a vag in the process, although salsa dancing's okay. Nothing about meeting women.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 07, 2012 06:28 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2012 06:30 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 07, 2012 06:30 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 07, 2012 06:31 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: jake at March 07, 2012 06:31 PM (VDbQY)
If there was ever a piece that needed Andrew's brilliance, it was that one.
All I felt, watching the piece, was:
Wow. Those two Breitbart spokesmen are smart and all
And. Jeebus. Don't let those two guys speak for Breitbart.,
Sorry.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 07, 2012 06:31 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2012 06:31 PM (vOT/E)
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 07, 2012 06:31 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: creeper at March 07, 2012 10:24 PM (gre5a)
That saga is just amazing. It sounds like there are some adults at his company (the MD), but the whole thing just stinks. I am glad that some conservatives are starting to stand up, but it sure can't be easy. SOS has balls of steel, and I wish him all the best in this.
Posted by: In Exile at March 07, 2012 06:32 PM (0401c)
Firefox sucks these days. I'm loathe to upgrade to the latest version since people only ever complain and because my last experience around 4.0 or 5.0 was so bad that I downgraded back to 3.5. Is the latest version still a giant piece of crap? Improved?
I'm presently alternating between FF 3.6.27 and...not exactly Chrome, but a Chrome based browser called SRWare Iron. Which is basically Chrome. I still like the look of this version of FF but Chrome handles Facebook better (whereas FF gets all retarded and drags ass). But I've also noticed FF will render certain pages better, mostly a few blogs I read regularly. AoS especially.
Anyway, I'd like to stick with one browser. I'd prefer Firefox, but if it's still a buggy POS forget it. Dump it? Anything better?
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 06:32 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2012 06:33 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 07, 2012 06:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 07, 2012 06:34 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: jake at March 07, 2012 06:34 PM (VDbQY)
How/who did they get on tape admitting to hiding it? What was the context of that admission?
Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2012 10:27 PM (5H6zj)
A Harvard Law prof who admitted that "they", not "he", sat on it in 2008, but was happy to let it fly in a 2011 lecture since the O had already been elected. I'd bet that he's on the list to be vetted next.
Anybody else sad to realize that for the next year, we won't know whether "BLT" means Black Liberation Theology or Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato? Because that's coming soon, based on the preview. Speaking of previews, Juan Williams made sure to pooh-pooh the video, saying that of course Barry knew these guys in the wayback, but it means nothing today. Remember that tomorrow when the wires and big papers write their stories...this is why I really hope Breitbart, from beyond the grave, is just giving them the rope and letting them be themselves.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 07, 2012 06:35 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2012 06:36 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 07, 2012 06:36 PM (Bh562)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 06:37 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 07, 2012 06:37 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: t-bird at March 07, 2012 06:37 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2012 06:37 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 07, 2012 10:31 PM (ZPrif)
Apparently you weren't around in the 60s when that stoopid Jonathan Livingston Seagull book went viral (or what passed for viral in the 60s, there was a movie, that didn't help.) Men turned into weepy, pussified assholes like there was a prize for doing so. Ugh!
Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2012 06:38 PM (BETpH)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 07, 2012 06:38 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2012 06:39 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 06:39 PM (Z9EHQ)
HR director is head #2 to roll over this incident.
SOS is still clanging when he walks.
PS to HR Directors -- don't be late to work the day after you fluke up.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 07, 2012 06:40 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 07, 2012 10:36 PM (Bh562)
I've found version 10.x to be the best so far - renders faster and uses less memory. But then other than memory leaks I've never had the same problems that others are always running into even when I have 50+ tabs open.
Posted by: Mætenloch at March 07, 2012 06:40 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2012 06:40 PM (vOT/E)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 06:41 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 07, 2012 10:36 PM (Bh562)
That's what I didn't want to hear. And that's too bad.
Yeah, it was when it started jerking me around on Bookface. Took forever to do scroll through my wall on it. Then I started switching to Chrome/Iron. Just need to download some add-ons and I think I'll be set.
I also have Opera but it feels like a Corvette when all I want is a Toyota Camry.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 06:42 PM (F79HU)
Standard routine:
Search for how to start Firefox Safe mode. If it's faster diable addons one by one to see if there is an addon that's slowing you down.
Do a search for Profile manager, create a new profile, and see if that speeds things up. You'll have to copy your bookmarks, passwords, etc to the new profile if you have important stuff on the current one.
Oh, uninstalling and re-installing flash sometimes helps too.
Posted by: weft cut-loop just went there[/i] at March 07, 2012 06:42 PM (dxTxt)
Santorum is now dead to me. Appearing on Greta, he said he was for giving support to the (al-Qaeda affiliated) rebels in Syria.
He then went total 'tard by saying that since McCain was calling for airstrikes in support of the rebels, he, as president, would take the matter under serious consideration.
I don't care if he makes birth control illegal and pokes holes in every rubber, but when he pledged to take McCain's idiotic proposal seriously I simply cannot support him.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 07, 2012 06:43 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 07, 2012 06:43 PM (1+XRG)
No one in HR has a clue who sent the email. Much like our "generic" accounts in my department they can only be accessed from in house, they can't be accessed from outside via webmail. The email was sent out after the department was closed, so the mystery deepens there.
Posted by: Tami at March 07, 2012 06:43 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2012 06:44 PM (vOT/E)
Breitbart admits when he was in college he mainly was getting drunk and laid, not prepping for the debating society debate on optimal taxation rates.
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 07, 2012 10:38 PM (ZPrif)
True, but the fight has started, so you go with what you have. I WANT to believe that this is a carefully orchestrated opening salvo to get everyone complacent, including using the Tuckers Carlson, Jr., as some kind of bait, but I have to agree. I know we can't replace the man, but damn. How far and how fast...you know the rest.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 07, 2012 06:45 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: GMan at March 07, 2012 06:45 PM (UkbKS)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 07, 2012 06:45 PM (CNhmY)
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 07, 2012 06:46 PM (vpe0k)
Posted by: jake at March 07, 2012 06:46 PM (VDbQY)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 07, 2012 06:46 PM (bxiXv)
Now this is all coming third hand of course and I can't confirm any of it, but apparently the scuttlebutt from the HR department is as follows. The lady that I talked to yesterday, the one the Managing Director told me to work with directly, well it turns out she's the one who normally handles employee conflicts and complaints. She should have been the one I dealt with from the get go, but according to this unnamed source in HR the Director had heard about the incident in the lunch room before che-boy's supervisor complained, and told the lady I'm dealing with now that she would handle it.
I guess that didn't sit all that well with the lady who's job it was to take care of this sort of thing, and when she found out how the Director had handled it she got very upset. I don't know this lady myself, just met her yesterday, but from what my supervisor heard she is very much by the book and had it gone through her things probably would have been handled very, very differently.
So, a few other interesting items to note. No one in HR has a clue who sent the email. Much like our "generic" accounts in my department they can only be accessed from in house, they can't be accessed from outside via webmail. The email was sent out after the department was closed, so the mystery deepens there.
The source in HR said that the Director and 3 of the "higher ups" in the HR department had a conference call with the Managing Director pretty much as soon as they walked in the door. In fact if the source is correct the Director walked in on the call 15 minutes late because she was late for work that morning, so 3 of her upper management on the HR team were already on the phone with the Managing Director when she finally showed up.
I guess the Managing Director started ripping her a new one, not only for being late but of course about how my "case" was handled. Supposedly the HR Director tried to defend herself by claiming that I was belligerent, argumentative, and that I had even screamed at her several times during our meeting.
The Managing Director wasn't buying it though, apparently she'd had plenty of time on the phone with the other HR ladies who had already confirmed that none of them had heard me raise my voice throughout the entire meeting.
So according to my source at least, the HR Director was fired on the spot. I guess they keeping it quiet for now at least until the Managing Director can get back into town and deal with it personally.
It was all quiet on the Western Front other than that though. I was glad to get out of there for lunch - it's just weird being in the cafeteria and having it be that damn quiet, especially since it isn't that quiet until I walk in.
As for Che-boy and the che-ettes, I did see them today but they are avoiding me like the plague, as are pretty much all the folks in there little clique.
So not a whole ton to report today, but it was interesting to say the least.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 07, 2012 07:59 PM
87 Oh, ya, almost forgot.. Barney Fief says hi.. lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 07, 2012 08:01 PM
Posted by: andycanuck at March 07, 2012 06:46 PM (6RnvM)
You cobloggers have done a lot of very bad things with the overnight open thread.
The fake dancing zebra?
That's just...wrong.
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 07, 2012 06:47 PM (MpJXw)
Thanks. Don't know how I missed that. Thought I'd read all the updates.
Posted by: Tami at March 07, 2012 06:47 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2012 06:47 PM (UR5vq)
what did rumsfeld say? you do not go to war with the army you want you go with the one you have?Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 06:47 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 07, 2012 06:47 PM (JMmQ9)
No one in HR has a clue who sent the email. Much like our "generic"
accounts in my department they can only be accessed from in house, they
can't be accessed from outside via webmail. The email was sent out after
the department was closed, so the mystery deepens there.
Posted by: Tami at March 07, 2012 10:43 PM (X6akg)
Someone forwarded to the entire group all the death threats SoS forwarded to HR.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 06:47 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 07, 2012 10:45 PM (CNhmY)
I'm surprised that you sound surprised. He seems like he's always been a prissy little insecure asshole. imho
Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2012 06:48 PM (BETpH)
Posted by: jake at March 07, 2012 06:48 PM (VDbQY)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2012 06:48 PM (vOT/E)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 07, 2012 06:48 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Y-not at March 07, 2012 10:30 PM (5H6zj)
Heck I thought the same thing.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 06:49 PM (zmm1+)
He's earnest and eager, but I never got the impression he grew up.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 07, 2012 06:49 PM (QTHTd)
After siphoning from the primary fermentation, instead of dumping the trub, as I used to do, add one gallon of water and let it set over night.
In the morning one gallon of beer will rise out of the trub.
Will comment on results in a couple of weeks.
Trub: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trub_%28brewing%29
Posted by: sTevo at March 07, 2012 06:49 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 07, 2012 06:50 PM (bxiXv)
The Chinese have proven that with the right kind of totalitarian hand on the economic tiller and lots of low grade concrete, math is a relic of the past
Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2012 06:50 PM (Y+DPZ)
Weak tea?
Interesting enough to wait for round two?
Looks like he lead in to something really embarrassing?
I screwed up and missed it.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 07, 2012 06:50 PM (7+pP9)
Really? I've heard of washing the trub and keeping the yeast, but that's a new one for me. Let us know how it goes, because trub generally seems like something you try your best to keep away from.
Posted by: GMan at March 07, 2012 06:50 PM (UkbKS)
Your italics are so hot . . .
Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2012 06:51 PM (BETpH)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 07, 2012 06:51 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2012 10:21 PM (UR5vq)
Yeah, baby! I've got enough for an army of Myrmidons! Clone 'em up!
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2012 06:51 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 07, 2012 06:51 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2012 06:51 PM (BETpH)
Posted by: Baraka Obama at March 07, 2012 06:52 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 07, 2012 06:52 PM (ZPrif)
rules of economics don't necessarily apply. But one simple thing I
always say about economics is that you can't escape math.
Forget what kbdabear at 103 said, he copied and pasted that from my book
Posted by: Thomas "Cliff" Friedman at March 07, 2012 06:52 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 07, 2012 06:52 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: jake at March 07, 2012 10:34 PM (VDbQY)
One of the Cobs has offered to let SoS write a post or give them an e-mail and they'll write it.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 06:52 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2012 10:48 PM (BETpH)
It was the smug arrogance. He must have been born with it or maybe he learned it from his tranny nanny
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 07, 2012 06:52 PM (CNhmY)
Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2012 06:52 PM (BETpH)
Kratos!! Congratulations!!!
Moki,
How did your sister get bitten by a moose?
Posted by: mpfs, WeAreBREITBART at March 07, 2012 06:53 PM (TlwCF)
Your italics are so hot . . .
Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2012 10:51 PM
I also forgot to put my Thomas "Cliff" Friedman socks on. That's what I get for posting on the ONT after waking up from a nap with the TV on
Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2012 06:54 PM (Y+DPZ)
***
Cecil is an idiot.
People were hunting and gathering *long* before farming came around - to the tune of a hundred thousand years.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2012 06:54 PM (3aXbg)
Also:
"28 The results of the no fap challenge sounds a lot like what happens when you stop smoking weed. Minus the fucked-up nightmares. "
On top of that, most guys will wind up needing inflated seat cushions after a few days.
I often wonder if this generation will wonder what the term "wet dream" means. Ditto with "chastity".
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at March 07, 2012 06:54 PM (bSxwg)
Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 07, 2012 06:55 PM (4/NHF)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 07, 2012 06:55 PM (ZPrif)
YAY!!!!!!! Hugs & kisses, Kratman, I'm so very happy for you! smileyface
Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2012 06:57 PM (BETpH)
Posted by: William Saffire at March 07, 2012 06:57 PM (JMmQ9)
***
Yeah, but alphas have at least a little jerk in them, and alphas are a turn on for most women.
That's why in "bodice rippers" the male protagonist is a pirate or some such, not a customs officer.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2012 06:57 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 07, 2012 06:57 PM (bxiXv)
Whenever I go to BurgerKing, I make a point of ordering "two Whoppers, Junior"
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 07, 2012 10:52 PM (JMmQ9)
We may be circling the drain, but despite my white-trash Hibernian-Papist upbringing, I am simply not willing to let go of the language. In between babies, mom read me a lot of books, and i intend to fight the good fight.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 07, 2012 06:58 PM (ND9u8)
The job is in SC - great place to wait out the looming Apocalypse. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2012 06:58 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: jake at March 07, 2012 06:58 PM (VDbQY)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2012 06:58 PM (vOT/E)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 07, 2012 06:59 PM (QTHTd)
Frankly, I'm rather glad I can still "bring it" at least 4 or 5 times a day at 44.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2012 06:59 PM (68rtd)
Those who are determined to vote for Obama will probably not change their minds but those who can be swayed might reconsider, especially as more of these associations come out.
Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 07, 2012 06:59 PM (4/NHF)
You earned it pal. Jim in Las Vegas sends his best and says I knew he would get the offer. He thinks you are one sharp young man.
Posted by: mpfs, WeAreBREITBART at March 07, 2012 06:59 PM (TlwCF)
Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 07, 2012 07:00 PM (4/NHF)
Kratos!! Congratulations!!!
Posted by: mpfs, WeAreBREITBART at March 07, 2012 10:53 PM
You can thank me whenever you want ...
Posted by: King Barry the Humble at March 07, 2012 07:00 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2012 10:58 PM (UR5vq)
Congratulations!
Sacred honor compels all the hotties to put out there.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 07:00 PM (F79HU)
I'll probably screw this up, but I blame alcohol.
SOS bitched to CheBoy about his shirt. Cheboy went to his boss, claiming racism or somesuch. His supervisor then sent out an email blaming SOS for going to HR, which was a rules violation.
HR Director got involved, wanting SOS to sign a letter admitting he was at fault for the whole thing. SOS said 'stuff it'. Death threats followed Cheboy's supervisor email, plus a little in-house vandalism of SOS workspace.
Now Cheboy's boss AND the HR Director are collecting Nancy Pelosi Stimulus money for UE.
(Someone correct my summary where wrong, or ask me to summarize the SCoaMF's term in office to date.)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 07, 2012 07:00 PM (ccXZP)
And they will be popular and successful.
Maybe in Jr High and High School, but not likely in the long term, if they choose to enter the world of "employment". But I guess if you put the "win the lottery" qualifier in there . . . . . .
Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 07, 2012 07:01 PM (7yvLv)
He also won't be able to put paper in the copier..
I keed, I keed. If you act like that I'll smack ya.
Posted by: mpfs, WeAreBREITBART at March 07, 2012 07:01 PM (TlwCF)
***
That's why we ahh wiket awhsome, unlike you hick losahs who can't even talk fricken English right.
Posted by: Some Masshole at March 07, 2012 07:01 PM (3aXbg)
Please remember that Breitbart has always dribbled out its stuff, precisely to let the leftnoids to say, "Pfft. That all you got?"
That's what eventually got O'Keefe's ACORN story so much traction.
Stay tuned....
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at March 07, 2012 07:01 PM (bSxwg)
'Night, all.
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 07, 2012 07:01 PM (Bh562)
Posted by: sTevo at March 07, 2012 10:49 PM (VMcEw)
Do you have any tips for getting started in brewing?
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 07:02 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Revenue Agent Jack Steele at March 07, 2012 07:03 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: King Barry the Humble at March 07, 2012 11:00 PM (Y+DPZ)
For what, xactly? All the other dudes use lube, and at least leave somes cash on the dresser!
Posted by: Flyovers at March 07, 2012 07:03 PM (ND9u8)
Ok. Gonna watch some of the movie while I eat my sammich. This better not get the FBI or somesuch alphabet agency on my ass for some kind of a cyber crime.....
If it does, all you silver dime loving bastards at HQ are going down with me.
Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at March 07, 2012 07:03 PM (i1YBw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 07, 2012 07:03 PM (bxiXv)
SINCE WHEN is an occupation such as farming a "profession"?
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at March 07, 2012 07:03 PM (bSxwg)
***
Well...being a simple asshole? Yeah that will eventually cost you.
Being able to smile while stabbing someone in the back? Now THAT there is profit in.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2012 07:03 PM (3aXbg)
'Night, all.
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 07, 2012 11:01 PM
I've had mine since Friday night. My sinuses were so bad that my cheeks felt like I'd just walked through a reception line of Italian relatives
Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2012 07:04 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 07, 2012 07:04 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: jake at March 07, 2012 07:04 PM (VDbQY)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 07, 2012 07:05 PM (ccXZP)
***
So should we all wear a white ribbon for, uh, male backup syndrome?
Posted by: Some Moron at March 07, 2012 07:05 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 07:05 PM (zmm1+)
Find a local homebrew store and ask about starter kits. Normally the local stores have some knowledgeable people working there.
Starting with extract brewing is easiest. All grain might require you to jury-rig some equipment for sparging and such. Once you get the hang of extract brewing, and you still like doing it...you can try all grain.
Posted by: GMan at March 07, 2012 07:06 PM (UkbKS)
. At least my degree is in a subject a bit more useful than in lesbian basket-weaving.
Anyway, thanks for all the kudos, guys. *blushes*. I really, really appreciate it. And I think I've derailed the thread enough.
Here's a harbinger of the further decline of Western Civilization:
'Brosiery' and 'mantyhose' take off as men seek the warmth, comfort... and 'fashion statement' of patterned tights
http://tinyurl.com/7bcftk4
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2012 07:06 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2012 07:07 PM (vOT/E)
http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=327315#c17743285
Updates? Yup.. a couple. Most of the day was pretty quiet, I had lunch off site with my supervisor today - she has a friend who has a friend in HR and she was let in on some of the more interesting doings as a result.
Now this is all coming third hand of course and I can't confirm any of it, but apparently the scuttlebutt from the HR department is as follows. The lady that I talked to yesterday, the one the Managing Director told me to work with directly, well it turns out she's the one who normally handles employee conflicts and complaints. She should have been the one I dealt with from the get go, but according to this unnamed source in HR the Director had heard about the incident in the lunch room before che-boy's supervisor complained, and told the lady I'm dealing with now that she would handle it.
I guess that didn't sit all that well with the lady who's job it was to take care of this sort of thing, and when she found out how the Director had handled it she got very upset. I don't know this lady myself, just met her yesterday, but from what my supervisor heard she is very much by the book and had it gone through her things probably would have been handled very, very differently.
So, a few other interesting items to note. No one in HR has a clue who sent the email. Much like our "generic" accounts in my department they can only be accessed from in house, they can't be accessed from outside via webmail. The email was sent out after the department was closed, so the mystery deepens there.
The source in HR said that the Director and 3 of the "higher ups" in the HR department had a conference call with the Managing Director pretty much as soon as they walked in the door. In fact if the source is correct the Director walked in on the call 15 minutes late because she was late for work that morning, so 3 of her upper management on the HR team were already on the phone with the Managing Director when she finally showed up.
I guess the Managing Director started ripping her a new one, not only for being late but of course about how my "case" was handled. Supposedly the HR Director tried to defend herself by claiming that I was belligerent, argumentative, and that I had even screamed at her several times during our meeting.
The Managing Director wasn't buying it though, apparently she'd had plenty of time on the phone with the other HR ladies who had already confirmed that none of them had heard me raise my voice throughout the entire meeting.
So according to my source at least, the HR Director was fired on the spot. I guess they keeping it quiet for now at least until the Managing Director can get back into town and deal with it personally.
It was all quiet on the Western Front other than that though. I was glad to get out of there for lunch - it's just weird being in the cafeteria and having it be that damn quiet, especially since it isn't that quiet until I walk in.
As for Che-boy and the che-ettes, I did see them today but they are avoiding me like the plague, as are pretty much all the folks in there little clique.
So not a whole ton to report today, but it was interesting to say the least.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 07, 2012 07:07 PM (zkh84)
Nothing of any consequence will happen with the Breibart video unless the issue is pushed big time. Just letting it lay there insures it will fade away. Gonna need an effort like the Weiner episode. It must be pushed, prodded and poked relentlessly.
And that will require anyone who can do so. The right bloggers need to get behind that en masse.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 07, 2012 07:07 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2012 07:07 PM (vOT/E)
Yes, economists who specialize in China can give you all sorts of reasons why the country is supposedly different, and thus the regular rules of economics don't necessarily apply.
Such people are assholes. I've taught my boys that when some shitheads start rationalizing their stupid positions on the grounds that "this time is different," it's time to pull their coats over their heads and run - not walk - for the exits.
It's never different. The only change from one clusterfuck to the next is the people who believe that this time is different. The principles of the clusterfuck itself remain an eternal verity. See: mortgage lending standards for a recent example.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 07, 2012 07:08 PM (goqAN)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 07, 2012 07:08 PM (ZPrif)
SINCE WHEN is an occupation such as farming a "profession"?
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at March 07, 2012 11:03 PM (bSxwg)
Last we checked, it was close enough. Sucker.
Posted by: "Black Farmers"...right? at March 07, 2012 07:08 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 07, 2012 07:09 PM (zkh84)
***
That is so wrong.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2012 07:09 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2012 07:09 PM (vOT/E)
Distracting.
"Next up: Roger Ebert reviews a re-issue the editor's cut of "Jaws""
Distracting.
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at March 07, 2012 07:10 PM (bSxwg)
Great googly-moogly how much pron can you watch at one time? And thanks for breaking away and doing these great ONTs!
Posted by: NC Ref at March 07, 2012 07:10 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2012 07:10 PM (vOT/E)
I failed to mention that I brewed a rye ipa with 2 lbs of rye. The sediment layer was twice a thick than for a regular ipa. I assume it was undigested rye. The next day the trub looked normal after i siphoned of the beer.
Posted by: sTevo at March 07, 2012 07:10 PM (VMcEw)
If a guy ever dropped trou in front of my and was wearing mantyhose.....I can't be responsible for the bloodshed that follows.
Posted by: mpfs, WeAreBREITBART at March 07, 2012 07:11 PM (TlwCF)
Posted by: joncelli at March 07, 2012 07:11 PM (+MbqG)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 07, 2012 07:11 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: jake at March 07, 2012 07:11 PM (VDbQY)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 07, 2012 07:12 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 07:12 PM (zmm1+)
I'm on it
Posted by: Chaalz Jaansen at March 07, 2012 07:12 PM (QTHTd)
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2012 07:14 PM (UR5vq)
Who says that isn't his new job?
Posted by: mpfs, WeAreBREITBART at March 07, 2012 07:14 PM (TlwCF)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2012 07:14 PM (vOT/E)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 07, 2012 11:13 PM (SAMxH)
Just let it go, gramps, just let it go. We don't know and don't want to know.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 07, 2012 07:15 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: NC Ref at March 07, 2012 07:15 PM (/izg2)
Jan. 2009 -- "I won".
Feb. 2009 to date -- My ass is sore. I can sympathize with The Chicken.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 07, 2012 07:15 PM (ccXZP)
On the chicks TO read list: Janny Wurts. Srsly. Read "Daughter of the Empire", if you're at all into fantasy.
Posted by: Chaalz Jaansen at March 07, 2012 07:16 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 07, 2012 11:13 PM (SAMxH)
NO!!!!
Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2012 07:16 PM (BETpH)
Posted by: Polliwog
Check out http://www.northernbrewer.com/ and then find a local brew store.
I started with a 5 gal pot and two plastic 5 gal carboys.
Posted by: sTevo at March 07, 2012 07:16 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: mpfs, WeAreBREITBART at March 07, 2012 07:16 PM (TlwCF)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 07, 2012 11:07 PM (SAMxH)
As must us normal folks, but I can't see a way to make it happen in my day-to-day life. This is not sarcastic or mocking, but serious - what will you do, Grampa? I'd like your input on this one.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 07, 2012 07:17 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: Ben at March 07, 2012 07:17 PM (UvdzB)
Posted by: mpfs, WeAreBREITBART at March 07, 2012 07:18 PM (TlwCF)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, lighting his hair on FIRE at March 07, 2012 07:18 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: jake at March 07, 2012 07:18 PM (VDbQY)
Polliwog,
I bought a kit at a local brewing store, everything you needed in it for around $55. There is another store here that you brew in their store. They have everything there too including all the ingredients plus extra stuff like make your own labels and stuff.
Posted by: robtr at March 07, 2012 07:20 PM (MtwBb)
Women sensed my power, but I denied them my essence....
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, lighting his hair on FIRE at March 07, 2012 07:20 PM (UqKQV)
I bet they will make a camouflage line and make the military wear them now since we are all sensitive and stuff.
Posted by: mpfs, WeAreBREITBART at March 07, 2012 07:21 PM (TlwCF)
It's like the stats that show exercise cuts the death rate. Partly it's that healthy people have energy to exercise.
Same reason vitamin taking is associated with higher death rate. it's cause sick people are trying anything to feel better so they start taking vitamins.
People who take vitamins are a self-selected group that's sicker than average. People who go jogging are a self-selected group that is healthier than avg.
People who have trust funds are likely to be well-off, so if you want to be well-off, get a trust fund.
The classic in this regard was drinking and health. Statistics indicated that drinking is good for you (I certainly hope so); turns out they forgot to allow for non-drinking by the mortally ill. It's amazing how little drinking people do on respirators in intensive care. Medical research is something of a joke, I'm afraid.
Another classic of the genre: breast-fed babies and higher IQ. Female law partners, for example, can breast feed, because their employers will accommodate them; assembly line workers, not so much. Do you think the selection factor might correlate with IQ?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 07, 2012 07:21 PM (goqAN)
Posted by: Polliwog
careful attention to disinfection is important. it doesn't take a lot to start out, but you can expand quickly should you like the hobby
Posted by: someone at March 07, 2012 07:21 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 07, 2012 07:22 PM (JMmQ9)
MEIN FUHRER, I CAN VALK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, lighting his hair on FIRE at March 07, 2012 07:22 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 07, 2012 11:13 PM (SAMxH)
Just let it go, gramps, just let it go.We don't know and don't want to know.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 07, 2012 11:15 PM (7yvLv)
Oh good, I was afraid I was just being too chicken. Noting my company it's clear I was just being wise.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 07:23 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: GMan
All Grain.
I mash in a 5 gal igloo and sparge using wifeys double boiler strainer. Its like a rinse and press operation.
Posted by: sTevo at March 07, 2012 07:25 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: jake at March 07, 2012 07:26 PM (VDbQY)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2012 07:26 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Chaalz Jaansen at March 07, 2012 11:16 PM (QTHTd)
I've loved Daughter of the Empire since I was a teenager. The other two in the series aren't nearly as good, but I used to re-read that one every couple of years.
Don't be worried about reading Austen. Northanger Abbey was hilarious, very acerbic. As to the Brontes, which one do you mean?
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 07:27 PM (zmm1+)
Thanks for the entertainment, rons. Keep yer powder dry.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 07, 2012 07:28 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 07:28 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 07:29 PM (zmm1+)
This is my goal. I need to surf craigs list. My brother picked up 2 kegs, a co2 bottle and a manifold for $125.
Posted by: sTevo at March 07, 2012 07:29 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2012 07:30 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2012 07:30 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 07:31 PM (Z9EHQ)
There's a reason that it's traditionally condemned. To be honest, if you have need to masturbate often, then something is wrong. Maybe not medically, but certainly in your love life.
Posted by: Alex at March 07, 2012 07:33 PM (XzxB+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 07:33 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Chaalz Jaansen at March 07, 2012 11:16 PM (QTHTd)
Sorry, you said Eyre(which I guess is by a Bronte). I really liked it but it's been a while since I read it.
Honestly, the book that messed up my interaction with my husband was Agatha Christie's Sad Cypress. It wasn't until I re-read it just a couple of years ago that the fiancee who demanded complete emotional restraint from the main character was a selfish jerk.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 07:33 PM (zmm1+)
@211
I'm sure that in your normal activities politics are discussed from time to time. Perfect opportunity to air stuff like that.
This is about vetting the media as much as Obama--whatever you on your personal level can do to showcase what we know to be true about the LSM. Any one of us, in their own sphere can effect a change--in our particular area.
I do that on a regular basis, and NEVER let up.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 07, 2012 07:33 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: jake at March 07, 2012 07:34 PM (VDbQY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 07:34 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: robtr at March 07, 2012 11:20 PM (MtwBb)
It's good to know that it isn't terribly expensive.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 07:34 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 07, 2012 07:36 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: someone at March 07, 2012 11:21 PM (bqjJT)
Ah, very important point. Don't want to make anyone sick.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 07:36 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 07, 2012 07:37 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 07:38 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2012 07:38 PM (vOT/E)
Posted by: awkward davies at March 07, 2012 07:38 PM (Jp1VY)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 07, 2012 07:38 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: mpfs, WeAreBREITBART at March 07, 2012 11:24 PM (TlwCF)
Sorry MPFS, I must be getting tired 'cause I can't remember what you're refering to. Home-brewing?
Oh, the male hosiery? I'm trying to make sure I don't get a mental image of that.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 07:40 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2012 07:40 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 07, 2012 07:40 PM (ZPrif)
***
I couldn't agree more.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 07, 2012 07:42 PM (3aXbg)
Important:
CVS Pharmacies suck.
I was trying to re-fill my sister's prescription for Oxycodone. They're supposed to have a 15 minute turn around guarantee, but one look at the script and the scrunt told me a pharmacist would have to fill it so it would take 25 minutes or so.
After about half an hour another scrunt told me my sister's primary provider (PA Medicaid) had changed their formulary and they couldn't fill the script with medication from the manufacturer they carried.
They gave me the script back with a big slash mark through it and a note in the upper right corner that they didn't have enough medication on hand (120 pills) to fill the prescription.
They also gave me a cryptic 11 digit NDC# which identified the one and only drug manufacturer "approved by the new formulary".
So on the way back to my sister's house I detoured to a Rite-Aid pharmacy she had to go to for her last re-fill because of some other screw up at the CVS pharmacy. After I explained what the CVS scrunt told me, the Rite-Aid pharmacist did a global search to find out if any branches carried the same CDN#. It turned out none did.
So I went back to my sister's apartment to start calling every pharmacy in the phone book because CVS said they could've ordered the medication, but it wouldn't be in until Monday. By then my sister would've undergone really nasty withdrawal symptoms.
I explained my predicament to the pharmacist at a local family operated pharmacy with a good reputation. The pharmacist told me they didn't carry the NDC#, but the formulary change was impossible because if really had been made their store would have it in stock.
So the pharmacist asked me the necessary information to run a check to see if he could fill the prescription and within two minutes he said he could, with a $1.00 co-pay.
My sister takes LOTS of medications and EVERY time she gets like seven re-filled at the CVS, when we show up at least one or two prescriptions are missing.
My sister is taking too many pain/anti-depressant/anti-anxiety medications to drive and my BIL had open heart surgery on the 22nd and can't drive for at least eight weeks after the surgery, so I have been driving around like crazy taking care of them.
One major coup -- my sister loved the CVS because every time she went there she would stock up on truffles and other sweets that her husband wouldn't let her buy. A large part of her health problems stems from the fact that she's morbidly obese.
She also liked going to the CVS because there was a smoke store next door and she chain smokes even though she's on Spireva and a nebulizer. Plus, she buys the "organic incense" (fake marijuana) there, too.
I had ALL of her prescriptions switched over the new pharmacy that provides free home delivery. It's gonna same me lots of time and miles and kill her junk food sprees.
So to sum it up, CVS pharmacies are run by incompetent assholes who screw up 90% of prescription orders and will tell you bald-faced lies to cover their asses.
Never go to one.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 07, 2012 07:42 PM (7+pP9)
1) be obsessively clean
2) follow the instructions
3) be patient
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 07, 2012 07:42 PM (IlZPo)
Posted by: awkward davies at March 07, 2012 07:43 PM (Jp1VY)
So to sum it up, CVS pharmacies are run by incompetent assholes who screw up 90% of prescription orders and will tell you bald-faced lies to cover their asses.
***
Hey, not all of us can get some of that sweet, sweet Obamastimulus.
Posted by: Some Obamunist at March 07, 2012 07:44 PM (3aXbg)
Damn it all, I went and found that mantyhose shit. Honestly don't know if I have the adequate vocabulary to express myself here.
Least not in socially acceptable terms.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 07, 2012 07:44 PM (SAMxH)
Polliwog,
Here is where I bought it, they are $89 now and go up to $250. These guys have everything you need though.
http://tinyurl.com/7cx6zzl
Posted by: robtr at March 07, 2012 07:45 PM (MtwBb)
Do you have any tips for getting started in brewing?
... and a vat the size of Rhode Island makes better beer.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 07, 2012 07:45 PM (dSXn/)
2) follow the instructions
3) be patient
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 07, 2012 11:42 PM (IlZPo)
Hmm. I'm really bad at all of those. Maybe this isn't a hobby for me after all. 
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 07:45 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Alex at March 07, 2012 07:46 PM (XzxB+)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 07, 2012 07:46 PM (DGIjM)
Romney will fix everything, though.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 07, 2012 07:47 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: robtr at March 07, 2012 11:45 PM (MtwBb)
Put that one on favorites too. Even if it's not the hobby for me I can still dream.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 07:48 PM (zmm1+)
http://tinyurl.com/83kdgnv
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 07, 2012 11:38 PM (ZPrif)
I hope something comes of it, but I remember back as Jeremiah Wright stuff was coming out there was a rumor of Michelle saying "whitey" and the innertubes went nuclear. I think it ended up with her saying "why'd he". I still believe her to be racist, but until I see the tapes, I'll contain my enthusiasm that we've actually caught her saying her beliefs.
Posted by: someone at March 07, 2012 07:48 PM (bqjJT)
You know what I need? Ammunition insurance, every gun I own at some point in time runs out of ammuntion and I am barred from access to ammunition because my insurance doesn't cover it. Ammuntion is a civil right and insurance companies should be mandated to cover it.
Paying for it myself can cost up to $3,000 over a 3 year period.
Posted by: robtr at March 07, 2012 07:48 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: awkward davies at March 07, 2012 07:49 PM (Jp1VY)
Hello from the High Plains Outpost, Morons.
Out of the blue today, I got a Bookface message from an old co-worker. Seems another old co-worker (and ex-boss) was trying to get in touch with me. I called him, and he told me he had an opening at the radio station he's managing in south-central Oklahoma, and that I was the first person he thought of. I told him that I'd have to think about it, since I wanted to let the Teenage Son know. I remember moving during high school, and how much it sucked.
I told about about the job, and the first thing out of his mouth was, "When do we move?"
Soooo, it looks like I'm back in the terrestrial radio business again. A nine-to-five job, with a midday air shift, and a decent small-market salary. They'll also help me find a place to rent.
The odd thing is...I also had a call earlier today from the sporting goods store I've been talking to about an assistant manager spot. So I had to make a decision quickly...which, really, was no decision at all. Radio is what I love, and I'll stay with it for as long as I can. I think it'll be a good thing to get out of the parent's house (where I had to stay for quite a while now) and get back out on my own. I can't recall ever having two job offers in the same day.
Not as exciting as the SoS Story, but I'm pretty dang pumped.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, backbencher for the Justice League at March 07, 2012 07:49 PM (3DBYl)
Posted by: Fruminasock at March 07, 2012 07:50 PM (8HhF2)
***
Harvard Law School? Never heard of it.
Posted by: Charles Gibson at March 07, 2012 07:51 PM (3aXbg)
Least not in socially acceptable terms.
So I should give it a miss, huh?
Posted by: Retread at March 07, 2012 07:51 PM (joSBv)
Posted by: awkward davies at March 07, 2012 07:52 PM (Jp1VY)
Okay, then, forget tips 2 and 3. But being clean is pretty essential. You want to keep wild yeasts and other infections out of your beer. It sucks to wait six weeks to get undrinkable crap.
Try it at least once before you give up, though. Fresh beer is like fresh bread. In fact, beer is a lot like bread. Both involve grains and yeast, right? But with bread you keep the solids, and with beer you get rid of them.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 07, 2012 07:52 PM (IlZPo)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, backbencher for the Justice League at March 07, 2012 11:49 PM (3DBYl)
Yay! So glad you get to go back to what you love. Having the kid on-board with the plan is a huge bonus.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 07:54 PM (zmm1+)
Congrats whitebread, sounds like a good move!
Posted by: robtr at March 07, 2012 07:54 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2012 07:54 PM (vOT/E)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 07, 2012 07:55 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, backbencher for the Justice League at March 07, 2012 07:55 PM (3DBYl)
o/t
What should the SoS thread be called, if Ace or one of the cog loggers decides to collect SoS's posts concerning that Che-shirt asshat into one epic thread?
The Ballad of Stuck on Stupid
.....or.............suggestions?
Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at March 07, 2012 07:56 PM (i1YBw)
You know, enjoying Monty Python I always thought was the mark of a True Conservative.
Oh dear. Under this criteria, I'm in trouble. I've been suspecting lately that I'm a born liberal who had the good fortune to have been raised conservative.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 07:57 PM (zmm1+)
"Who jumps out of the rabbit?"
"Look, if we built this large wooden badger..."
----- [multiple, simultaneous face palms]
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2012 07:58 PM (4q5tP)
It is. He's a great kid, but it's been tough for him lately at school. He's a lot like me at that age. He's shorter than the other guys, and his voice isn't as deep as some. Add his passion for art, books and music...and the jock contingent assumes he's gay and gives him all kinds of hell. I've told him it gets better (I know...I lived through the same crap), but I think he's as ready for a fresh start as me.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, backbencher for the Justice League at March 07, 2012 07:58 PM (3DBYl)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 07, 2012 11:52 PM (IlZPo)
Well, if I can focus on just one of the rules I may be able to pull it off.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 07:59 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, backbencher for the Justice League at March 07, 2012 07:59 PM (3DBYl)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 07:59 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2012 08:00 PM (7W3wI)
That's kind of what the $3 single shot .45 "Liberator" pistols were that we dropped all over Nazi occupied Europe for the resistance were.
Once you had one, you cashed it in for quality German made weapons and ammo when a ummm..."suitable opportunity" presented itself.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 07, 2012 08:02 PM (D/a+N)
269
So to sum it up, CVS pharmacies are run by incompetent assholes who screw up 90% of prescription orders and will tell you bald-faced lies to cover their asses.
***
Hey, not all of us can get some of that sweet, sweet Obamastimulus.
Posted by: Some Obamunist at March 07, 2012 11:44 PM (3aXbg)
Well, my sister takes LOTS of meds, probably well over $1,000/month.
So CVS just lot a bunch of money. Think of them as the Carbonite of pharmacies.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 07, 2012 08:03 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: steevy at March 08, 2012 12:00 AM (7W3wI)
Just like Woodrow Wilson.
OK, so he was more incapacitated than incompetent, but you get what I mean.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 07, 2012 08:03 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 07, 2012 08:04 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 07, 2012 08:04 PM (D/a+N)
Posted by: Cicero at March 07, 2012 08:07 PM (yQwq5)
Absolutely stunning in its profundity.
Posted by: navybrat at March 07, 2012 08:07 PM (WRohB)
------------
The book it comes from, Что Я Видел, is great fun; recommended. But don't bother spending money on Slavica's severely abridged version; yeah, every other page is a glossary to help you read it, but they've ripped the heart out of the story. Head on over to lib.ru and get the raw, unabridged text. You'll be glad you did.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 07, 2012 08:09 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 08:09 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 08:12 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Cicero at March 07, 2012 08:13 PM (yQwq5)
My favorite meals include all three! With some awesome eastern NC vinegar-based BBQ sauce.
*ok not on the steak*
Posted by: NC Ref at March 07, 2012 08:13 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 07, 2012 08:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 08, 2012 12:13 AM (sdi6R)
I'd heard someone from there had cancer. Is it the same guy? The blogosphere seems like it can't catch a break right now.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 08:16 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, backbencher for the Justice League at March 07, 2012 08:16 PM (3DBYl)
Thats not like the red hot chili peppers in a sock is it?
It looks like a penis, only smaller. And trust me, I know.
Posted by: Sandy Fluke at March 07, 2012 08:17 PM (/izg2)
Even if you only do it for a while, you will gain a new understanding and appreciation for good beer.
I haven't done it for several years myself, because I've been wholly occupied by home restoration, but I look forward to getting back to it, and also to try my hand at wine as well.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 07, 2012 08:18 PM (IlZPo)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 07, 2012 08:18 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 07, 2012 08:18 PM (QTHTd)
Switzerland Wants Its Gold Back From The New York Fed
http://tinyurl.com/7qpl62r
Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2012 08:20 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 08, 2012 12:18 AM (IlZPo)
I appreciate the pep talk, it's good that you helped me get a realistic view of what's needed( it's easy to get focused on just the equiptment). I'll probably go-ahead and try at some point, maybe just not right away.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 08:21 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2012 08:23 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2012 12:20 AM (Y+DPZ)
And yet SCOAMF was supposed to make the world love us. Irritating allies and emboldening enemies like no one's business.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 08:23 PM (zmm1+)
Fapping is fine but if you learn to tango well, meaning be confident with a nice strong lead, you can get to use her hand...
Posted by: Alex at March 07, 2012 08:25 PM (XzxB+)
My wife has been talking politics with lefties on FB. I don't get it but she enjoys it. Anyway she posts something and this messed up bitter lefty, his wife just left him, has a friend who is a Marine who sounds as bitter and lefty as him. He claims the Afghans and or Taliban are just the same as us. He despises the "phoney bible thumping patriatism" country music loving rednecks. He equates Christians with because we have a few random kooks.
He equated the way Muslims beat their wives with the way women are beat by abusive husbands here in the USA.
She asked him if he had read the Koran and the rules it lays down and he replied he owns a Koran. This is what we get when we give our guys multiple deployments. I'm a former Marine and this guy scares me. I told her to tell him to not go back, even if it means getting out. He's been in 10 years.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 07, 2012 08:31 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at March 07, 2012 08:33 PM (1grxW)
John McClane kept that gold safe! Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 08, 2012 12:23 AM
Send me, I know a thing or two about vaults!
Posted by: Jerry Rivers at March 07, 2012 08:34 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 08:34 PM (Z9EHQ)
He equated the way Muslims beat their wives with the way women are beat by abusive husbands here in the USA.
She asked him if he had read the Koran and the rules it lays down and he replied he owns a Koran. This is what we get when we give our guys multiple deployments. I'm a former Marine and this guy scares me. I told her to tell him to not go back, even if it means getting out. He's been in 10 years. Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 08, 2012 12:31 AM
Third or fourth person accounts from lefties about friends of friends brother in laws who are marines or Navy SEALs and lean way to the left are common among the trolls here. Take with a big boulder of salt
Anyone remember the troll "Jim" who supposedly had a brother in a law who was a Navy SEAL and was anti-war?
Posted by: Jerry Rivers at March 07, 2012 08:38 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at March 07, 2012 08:40 PM (RN90h)
Posted by: Jerry Rivers at March 08, 2012 12:38 AM (Y+DPZ)
Good point. It's still hard(at least for me) to remember how dishonest liberal true believers are. It probably shouldn't be, but it is.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 08:41 PM (zmm1+)
http://tinyurl.com/7p6wxue
"Imagine the disappointment of lefties today when they see the headline, "MANNING RELEASED" and find it's Peyton, not Bradley."
Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2012 08:42 PM (Y+DPZ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wBa7w7-DZs
Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at March 07, 2012 08:46 PM (ql6k5)
My wife was texting directly with the Marine. He referenced, by name, his translator at the detainee camp. Unless he really good, I believe he is the real deal.
BTW Piers Morgan and friends on CNN were discussing the Breitbart tape. Morgan essentially said it's no big deal. It was 17 years ago and he was just a kid experimenting with ideas.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 07, 2012 08:47 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: The Dude at March 07, 2012 08:47 PM (M8yfa)
let me know if you start and I will start saving your comments to see if there is a discernible difference. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 08:48 PM (Z9EHQ)
Jeeze guys. I know I'm not the mosr scintillating conversationalist, but I hadn't planned on making my goal of making the top 10 commentors by talking to myself.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 08:48 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 08:49 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 08:50 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 08, 2012 12:47 AM (JKNDp)
That may be good. It means they're following the script we expected. Assuming that Breitbart also expected it (which seems pretty safe) the next few steps will most likely make it harder for them to keep saying that.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 08:50 PM (zmm1+)
How about a website dedicated to Obama's "idea experiments?"
Big Fail.
Posted by: NC Ref at March 07, 2012 08:51 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2012 12:49 AM (Z9EHQ)
Have been my whole life, just didn't know until I got here
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 08:52 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 08, 2012 12:49 AM (7FadD)
That's the plan. It's only an hour, not like it's a huge commitment.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 08:53 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 08:53 PM (Z9EHQ)
310 You can probably get a lot of those meds cheaper at a WalMart pharmacy.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 08, 2012 12:04 AM (D/a+N)
Not at all. Her co-pay for over $100.00 worth of Oxycodone is only $1.00
Her co-pay for Spireva (about $250.00) is $2.00.
My father pays a $12.00 co-pay through Tricare for his Spireva.
CVS was getting the big Medicaide $$$ reimbursement until they screwed the pooch.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 07, 2012 08:53 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 07, 2012 08:54 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: Alex at March 08, 2012 12:48 AM (XzxB+)
Jobs are good. Did your paperwork this morning go any better?
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 08:54 PM (zmm1+)
Wait, you're still a 'kid' at 33?
Piers should get back to judging shitty British singers.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2012 08:54 PM (fJGva)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 08:56 PM (Z9EHQ)
Or, if it's really bad, pics of Bar Refaeli.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2012 12:50 AM (fJGva)
http://tinypic.com/r/2q3sp3c/5
she looks good airbrushed though so I dunno (like a dirty 50's style blonde)
Posted by: The Dude at March 07, 2012 08:56 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2012 12:56 AM (Z9EHQ)
No problem, statistics says probably XY. There does seem to be a pretty strong female contingent at the HQ though.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 08:57 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 07, 2012 08:58 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 08:58 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 08, 2012 12:54 AM (GE1+K)
Very true. Their complete lack of concern for the individual(as anything more than a statistic) is why I can never actually be a liberal even though I suspect my inclination is to be one.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 08:59 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at March 07, 2012 09:00 PM (AGhD+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2012 12:58 AM (Z9EHQ)
Lol. One of the advantages of being female.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 09:01 PM (zmm1+)
And Obama and Leon Panetta want to means test retired military for their Tricare coverage. Between my father's military pension and Social Security he'd probably be ineligible.
After fighting in combat in WWII, Korea and Vietnam.
Union DoD workers, of course, will continue to receive their current health care coverage without any changes.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 07, 2012 09:02 PM (7+pP9)
Not really. I submitted my leave paperwork, but it's on hold pending some issue that the company commander had with it which he didn't mention in our email conversation.
Posted by: Alex at March 07, 2012 09:05 PM (XzxB+)
http://tinyurl.com/7rzastr
This story is AWESOME!
I didn't have any teachers that good looking in school. God how I wished I had good looking teachers. But man, those pics aren't satisfying my curiosity I'll tell you what. Talk about gratuitous! I'm so looking these videos up in the morning.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 09:06 PM (4ixH5)
No fap for entire hour is great challenge. Must always work hard to increase stamina.
*bing the sock at your own risk, seriously nsfw*
Posted by: Masanobu Sato at March 07, 2012 09:07 PM (/izg2)
and yet I can't be, because I just cannot fathom ignoring or disrespecting the dignity of the individual
And that's what makes the difference. The fact that I was raised that every person has value (at least to God) means that as much as I want the world to be sunshine and lollipops (not fair[i/] because that would be horrible) I can't just relax and let the left tell me not to worry my pretty little head about it all.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 09:07 PM (zmm1+)
296
o/t....
What should the SoSthread be called, if Ace or one of the cog loggers decides to collect SoS's posts concerning that Che-shirt asshatinto one epic thread?
.....The Ballad of Stuck on Stupid
.....or.............suggestions?
Seems fitting to mention Breitbart's inspiration....and SoS's fortitude and giant brass nads to follow through with it. .....So, maybe something like:
.....The Ballad of Breitbart-Inspired Brass Nads....?
Or maybe 'The Saga of...' instead of Ballad. Isn't a ballad a song? .....It's an inspiring story. ....Again, kudos to Stuck.
Posted by: wheatie at March 07, 2012 09:08 PM (dauG/)
Also: about "If you want a nice guy in this life, you should find someone who is nice from the start?" That's not a failsafe either. There's plenty of guys who'll be "nice to you from the start"... only to the point when they feel they've secured you; then the abuse begins.
Posted by: sistrum at March 07, 2012 09:09 PM (AyryN)
Here some of his posts.
And I was going to let this go.. But no. Do you think when my Marines and I were in Afghanistan or Iraq, we had some distant view of the American flag flying and Lee Greenwood playing as we chopped Iraqi's and Afghans in half with 50 cals?... Because we don't. We do what we do to ensure we come home alive. All the American flag is to a Marine is a symbol. That's it. We don't die for it. We don't fly it outside of our house in Sundays. We dont cry at the national anthem... We don't care about that petty cheerleader shit. And as I've been face to face with Taliban and been shot at by them and felt my asshole pucker up because you can hear the rounds zinging by, I can tell you this... The last thing on my mind was "patriotism". The Taliban: They're no different than you or I. We're just in their backyard and they want us out. And why do we kill them? Because I will kill first everytime and ensure my Marines make it home alive. That's why. But do I think it's just? Fuck no. Walk next to a "terrorist" and then comment. Until then... Do the Marines a favor and send us a care package with porn, dip and beef jerky. Because at the end of the day... That's what war is to us. Ok. Next time Im deployed I will. Because I will be. So just to clear the air. I never said they were our friends. I said they're just like us. Because they are. How many Afghans or Iraqies have you met? Talked to? Interrogated? Kill...ed? I'd love to compare. You see. The difference is that what you get shoved down your throat on Fox News isn't reality. And I shouldn't have been a Marine?!?! Ok. Sure. I joined to protect America. Your god damn right. I don't join to supply corporate greed-minded CEO's. Big difference. And I DO protect my country men. It's funny how a persons attitude and perception changes when they talk to a source. NOT another brain washed American. Whatever. In not worried about your support or lack there of. I could give two shits of anyone supports the military. You know why? Because I support the military. And not by my mouth, but by my actions. You know the "actions speak louder than words" saying? Yeah. So when you curse my existence and stomp your feet at the "liberal" media, just remember that there's a guy like me, deployed away from him wife and two kids AGAIN, "protecting" America that's absolutely ANTI REPUBLICAN. So you're saying that Anericans don't commit hennious crimes against one another?!? Uh. Watch your local news tonight and see how many people drowned their children, raped a woman and shot someone they didn't know and for a dumb reason. you think I like getting in my dress uniform and pracing around town, like a fucking show dog, so people can stare at my medals and ask, “What was that for, it’s so shiney?”. No. I don’t. I think it disrespects the men who served honorably to earn those medals, and they shouldn’t be forced to parade around town like some dog and pony show, to make the American public feel better about themselves. And Obama, is playing the same politics as every other politician is. Bush is/was no different and will go down in history as one of the worse presidents to ever run the country. HE got us involved in this ridiculous 10+ year campaign, on false pretenses. Is it a coincidence that 90% of the worlds opium supply comes from this little nation in the middle of nowhere, where people live in mud huts and have never driven on a paved road, but we NEED to be in to protect our “freedom”. I’d say no. And is it akward that Iraq’s “weapons of mass destruction” even though we pay BILLIONS of dollars in intelligence gathering were never found? BUSH gambled with American lives. And BUSH lost. And BUSH is a worthless coward in my book. Him and his chicken shit administration. I appreciate support from you and other Americans… don’t take it that I don’t’. I simply ask, that you do
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 07, 2012 09:09 PM (JKNDp)
This story is AWESOME!
Weird. Californians worried about moral turpitude?
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2012 09:09 PM (fJGva)
Posted by: the dude in the jag at March 07, 2012 09:09 PM (do/nJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 09:10 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2012 09:10 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Alex at March 08, 2012 01:05 AM (XzxB+)
I'm so sorry. From what Gushka said this isn't unusual? I'm impressed with how well you seem to be handling the situation.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 09:10 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 07, 2012 09:11 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: sistrum at March 07, 2012 09:15 PM (AyryN)
Here's what I hope is happening with today's tape and the Alinsky poster. The battleground is being prepped. Here and there, different pieces of evidence that O is not mainstream, he's not normal, he's not American in the sense that most of us are. Not every piece of evidence, alone, will be a game changer, but hopefully, there will be some big ones later on. And the idea will have been planted, over and over in ways big and small, that this guy cannot be trusted, is too radical, is too far out of the mainstream.
A lot of people think that because he got away with so much in 2008 thanks to the MFM, that no mind will be paid to these sorts of things again. But I think, now people have formed an opinion. Many are skeptical, the country is in bad shape any way you look at it, has been for 3 years and with no real reason to think things are going to change with O around. Conditions are ripe and some people just need the right excuse to abandon the hopenchange train 2012.
We may not have a smoking gun, I don't know, but if there's enough drip, drip, drip hopefully the tipping point will be reached with enough people.
I won't expect Romney or the mainstream R's to wade into the issue of O's radicalism any time soon. It's too easy for the D's/media, etc to paint "he's different, he's radical" as racism in disguise. But hopefully if the battlefield is well prepped, the R candidate can take advantage of that just before the election and say things he couldn't earlier. Drive home the point that all bets are off if O keeps the reins for a second term. Scare the crap out of people if that's what it takes.
Posted by: Mayday at March 07, 2012 09:16 PM (orrLR)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 09:17 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 07, 2012 09:18 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at March 07, 2012 09:18 PM (AGhD+)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 09:18 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 08, 2012 01:16 AM (7FadD)
I agree. Some of that sounded awfully familiar. Do you actually know this person Ohio Dan?
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 09:19 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 09:19 PM (Z9EHQ)
Hmm. Guy sounds pretty confused. Contradicts himself repeatedly.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2012 09:20 PM (fJGva)
375....All I can do is tell you, don't forget about what they did to people like me.
Hang in there, Inspector. ....Just let the resistance live in your heart. You'll know when the time is right to make a stand, in your own way. ....And resistence is not futile. Keep voting against the bastards.
Posted by: wheatie at March 07, 2012 09:20 PM (dauG/)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 09:21 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 07, 2012 09:21 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Mayday at March 08, 2012 01:16 AM (orrLR)
We already know how radical this asshole is. Did you hear what he told the Catholics today?
http://tinyurl.com/6lpg6y7
Fuck it. Lets talk about some whore's vagina a little more.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 09:21 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 08, 2012 01:21 AM (JKNDp)
I asked because I didn't want to disparage someone you knew. The way he talks sounds very little like any vet I've known(not that I've known many)talks and a whole lot like what a leftist's projection of a war-weary vet would sound like.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 09:24 PM (zmm1+)
I could be wrong, memories addled by Glenlivet as they are, but I thought that was Jean-Francois Kerry.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2012 09:24 PM (fJGva)
I'll bet there's hundreds of Marines who'll contradict this "marine". There is malcontents in every company, those who are bitter but give every reason except the true reason that they have the sour attitude.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2012 09:25 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 07, 2012 09:26 PM (UR5vq)
Yesereeee Robert,, amazing how a size smaller just works for some..
a balmy 52 degrees tonight, feels like spring..but it ain't..
Posted by: beanervt at March 07, 2012 09:27 PM (KZLoo)
SC sounds perfectly warm..
Posted by: beanervt at March 07, 2012 09:28 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 07, 2012 09:28 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 09:29 PM (Z9EHQ)
http://tinyurl.com/7q8ypd2
Posted by: The Dude at March 07, 2012 09:29 PM (M8yfa)
Answer "Moe Greene?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89aQ1EfPJ-Y
Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2012 09:30 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: NC Ref at March 08, 2012 01:25 AM (/izg2)
See that's what you guys are so good at. I now know the shouter was Etheridge but Moran is indeed slime so any bill I see sponsered by him I can immediately hit "opposed".
I try not to just support or oppose based on party but if I see a bill sponsered by Frank, Kerry, Pelosi etc. those are automatic "oppose" since I know that, whatever they say the point of the bill is, the effect will be less liberty for us.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 09:31 PM (zmm1+)
413 Is Jim Moran the one who wasshouting "Do you know who I am?" to someone trying to ask him a question?
I could be wrong, memories addled by Glenlivet as they are, but I thought that was Jean-Francois Kerry.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2012 01:24 AM (fJGva)
That was Moran. He also damned near strangled some 12 year old black kid who was ogling his Cadillac during the Clinton years. He has a long history of "erratic" behavior. Moran is a total psyco.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 07, 2012 09:32 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 07, 2012 09:33 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 09:35 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 07, 2012 09:37 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 09:37 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 01:37 AM (4ixH5)
That was awesome. I just wish it would actually happen.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 09:40 PM (zmm1+)
And Etheridge's district runs right up against my neighborhood now , gerrymandered as it is so that he and David fucking Price could both keep getting re-elected. Thank you Renee Elmers!!! And maybe this fall, BJ Lawson. *drops into a Tebow*
Posted by: NC Ref at March 07, 2012 09:40 PM (/izg2)
They don't normally make it through basic in the USMC however .
Posted by: beanervt at March 07, 2012 09:42 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 07, 2012 09:42 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: NC Ref at March 08, 2012 01:40 AM (/izg2)
So you get to deal with both of them? My condolences.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 09:42 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 01:37 AM (4ixH5)
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simple test that I don't know the answer to, but I bet some morons do ==
since Obuttfluke became prez, is it safer to live as a christian in any country in the world? name it.
Posted by: jc at March 07, 2012 09:43 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 08, 2012 01:42 AM (Z9EHQ)
Lol, shame the Secret Service would shoot him.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 09:43 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: beanervt at March 08, 2012 01:27 AM (KZLoo)
Time to throw some meat on the grill.
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 08, 2012 01:28 AM (sqVOl)
The writer of the article quotes a letter Tommy Dolan sent to Bishops...
"At a recent meeting between staff of the bishops’ conference and the White House staff, our staff members asked directly whether the broader concerns of religious freedom—that is, revisiting the straight-jacketing mandates, or broadening the maligned exemption—are all off the table. They were informed that they are. So much for “working out the wrinkles.” Instead, they advised the bishops’ conference that we should listen to the “enlightened” voices of accommodation, such as the recent, hardly surprising yet terribly unfortunate editorial in America. The White House seems to think we bishops simply do not know or understand Catholic teaching and so, taking a cue from its own definition of religious freedom, now has nominated its own handpicked official Catholic teachers."
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 09:43 PM (4ixH5)
We want to hear Eye Of The Tiger, but the RNC dropped a C-note in the Big Tent's jukebox, so we're stuck with Billy, Don't Be A Hero until the cows come home.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 07, 2012 09:44 PM (vQfJ3)
Sure, we know but political junkies who read righty blogs are a small percent of the voting public. It takes a lot of time and repetition to get through to the mushy middle who don't pay attention. Many people still don't perceive O to be nearly as radical as he is. We are way ahead of the curve.
And the Catholic thing, wow. The hubris of O and his fellow travelers is breathtaking. Hopefully that supreme arrogance and contempt will end up being the source of his downfall. Glad the Catholics have woken up and joined the fight.
Posted by: Mayday at March 07, 2012 09:44 PM (orrLR)
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2012 01:43 AM (ufJKx)
I think "no" is a pretty safe bet. It's demonstrably more dangerous to live( as a Christian) in quite a few countries than it was a couple of years ago.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 09:45 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2012 01:43 AM (ufJKx)
I don't know but it's nice knowing the First Amendment is quickly followed by the right to keep and bear boomsticks.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 09:47 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 01:43 AM (4ixH5)
Yeah, it's pretty clear that SCOAMF's "compromise" was to simply announce that he'd made one and then repeat his original position.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 09:48 PM (zmm1+)
since Obuttfluke became prez, is it safer to live as a christian in any country in the world? name it.""
I'll take "well we got a radical leftist muslim in the white house, so you're fucking me, right?" for $200 Alex.
Posted by: Berserker at March 07, 2012 09:52 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 09:52 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Mayday at March 08, 2012 01:44 AM (orrLR)
Will Harry Reid be joining the fight? Or is he still on the side of evil?
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 07, 2012 09:53 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 09:53 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 09:55 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 08, 2012 01:53 AM (fHyXI)
For some reason I thought Reid was a Mormon.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 09:55 PM (zmm1+)
For some reason I thought Reid was a Mormon.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 01:55 AM (zmm1+)
Sorry, that was my point.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 07, 2012 09:56 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 01:55 AM (zmm1+)
He is. Or rather he's as Mormon as Obama is competent.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 09:56 PM (4ixH5)
I'll have to pull a couple steaks when I get home..
Nite Yank5..
and on the young radical obozo vid,, I see the value in the fact the MSM never bothered to dig into this and went so far as cutting the hugging part out..
while bus loads of journalist/trash diggers were instantly available to dig dirt on Palin/Perry/ any Rep running...
The more the libtard news adjusting MSM is exposed the better..
Posted by: beanervt at March 07, 2012 09:56 PM (KZLoo)
You might want to re-read and re-consider this.
Posted by: NC Ref at March 08, 2012 01:29 AM (/izg2)
No. It sounds just like any other left-wing screed. 20/20 hindsight be damned.
My father fought in the last big war America won, the first war America didn't win and the first war America lost from within. I've never served but I've been around the military for 30 years and Ohio Dan's screed sickens me. Sounds like shit from the HuffPo. Ohio Dan needs to spend a lot of time at the VA psych ward to heal himself.
I've seen this kind of irrational shit before. I saw a long haired Vietnam vet beat the shit out of some old guy at a bar because he didn't like the guy's cowboy hat and/or how he was looking at him. The guy was totally unhinged.
Shortly after the start of the Iraq war he went to the VA and while walking towards the hospital told his girlfriend he had to go back to the car to get something. Then he blew his brains out in the VA parking lot. He pre-wrote his own unbelievable obituary that read something like the plot for Apocalypse Now.
I've personally witnessed how war can change someone. I remember how my father lit one cigarette from the butt of another for three or four ciggies in a row. I remember him pounding down Jack Daniels until he bounced off the walls on his way to bed. I remember asking my mom what was wrong with him.
I remember the fights, the turning over of he dining room table -- all sorts of crazy shit.
But I can't cut Ohio Dan any slack for his stupid screed.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 07, 2012 09:57 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 09:58 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 07, 2012 09:58 PM (vQfJ3)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at March 07, 2012 09:59 PM (d9lOz)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 08, 2012 01:56 AM (fHyXI)
No problem, sorry myself. Should have gone to bed a long time ago.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 09:59 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:00 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 08, 2012 01:57 AM (7+pP9)
Their point was that it wasn't OD's screed. He was relaying the twiter feed of someone his wife was arguing with and asking what we thought of it's legitimacy.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:01 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: jc at March 07, 2012 10:01 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 08, 2012 01:58 AM (vQfJ3)
Tunder! Mindy was just saying she was worried about you since you hadn't been around lately.
My guess is Reid will vote D even if Romney takes the nomination.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:03 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2012 10:03 PM (fJGva)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 07, 2012 10:03 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:04 PM (4ixH5)
Socialism first, everything else after.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 01:58 AM (zmm1+)
True. It runs in all religions. Catholic, Jewish, Mormon, etc, etc etc.
Not trying to fight with ya, just know that not all Catholics are liberal. I walked away from it because they became just that.
But I went to a good Catholic Church for 20 yrs, and am kinda getting tired of everyone kicking this faith around. if ya know what i mean and i think that you do!
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 07, 2012 10:04 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 02:00 AM (4ixH5)
It wouldn't be quite so awful if normal human feelings and reactions weren't part of the "after".
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:05 PM (zmm1+)
It is. OhioDan is relating someone else's left-wing screed. Read more to find out whose.
And I'm out. You guys rock, I love this place and you all. G'night morons.
Posted by: NC Ref at March 07, 2012 10:05 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 08, 2012 02:03 AM (sqVOl)
So far so good.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:05 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at March 07, 2012 10:06 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2012 02:01 AM (ufJKx)
Would it count if I converted, bought a little island and declared myself a sovereign nation?
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:07 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 08, 2012 02:04 AM (fHyXI)
I think I understand. Given that the Communists purposefully invaded the Catholic church it's probably doing better than they figured it would. My guess is they thought they'd introduced enough rot and don't quite know how to handle the situation now that the bishops are showing backcone.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:08 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2012 02:03 AM (fJGva)
Want to try new Progressive Ampersand Coverage?
And how do I look in these cashmere socks and this black lacey thong?
Posted by: Flo at March 07, 2012 10:09 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 07, 2012 10:09 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:10 PM (zmm1+)
Not even "afford". You can get free condoms pretty much everywhere.
Probably because of that crushing theocracy raykon shits his pants over.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2012 10:10 PM (fJGva)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 07, 2012 10:11 PM (sqVOl)
Still hideous. What's the premium for the Mila Kunis policy?
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2012 10:12 PM (fJGva)
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2012 02:06 AM (ufJKx)
I cannot understand how anyone with half a fucking college educated brain in the media, or within the talking heads has not brought up the fact that this bitch goes to Georgetown, and needs help paying for birth control pills?!!
I am just a fucking feeble high school graduate, but good gravy people.
Start with the obvious bs, before you get Rush ousted!!
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 07, 2012 10:12 PM (fHyXI)
Their point was that it wasn't OD's screed. He wasrelaying the twiter feed of someone his wife was arguing with and asking what we thought of it's legitimacy.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 02:01 AM (zmm1+)
I misread it and offer my deepest and most sincere apology to Ohio Dan, then.
As soon as I start reading that kind of stuff, though, I tend to lose my shit from anger.
My bad.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 07, 2012 10:12 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 07, 2012 10:12 PM (GE1+K)
Another question, it's not like the thread is burning up.
Anyone know anything about the veteran's organizations Amvets, Agent Orange Legacy or Truth Tellers?
I'm trying to figure out if I should tell my leislators to support a bill or not. It's sponsored by a dem (which makes me nervous), and endorsed by these organizations.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:14 PM (zmm1+)
Now that I have his attention... anyone have any wishes?
1. The man is in the kitchen making pizza.
2. No Socialist/Marxist/SpecialSnowflake Amerika.
3. ...
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 08, 2012 02:11 AM (sqVOl)
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3. Better health and less suffering for all the folks in our prayers.
Posted by: jc at March 07, 2012 10:14 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:14 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:15 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Berserker at March 07, 2012 10:17 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 02:14 AM (4ixH5)
Well, I guess that's more believable than some things you find on the internet.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:17 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 08, 2012 02:12 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:18 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Berserker at March 08, 2012 02:17 AM (FMbng)
First off, I agree. Is anyone sleeping with her that has a penis?
We need to know the facts, just saying.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 07, 2012 10:18 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Berserker at March 08, 2012 02:17 AM (FMbng)
I'm so stealing that. That's hilarious!
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:19 PM (4ixH5)
Sorry again, Ohio Dan.
Between my BIL's open heart surgery, endless trips to help them out, constant worry about my father when I have to leave him alone and today's pharmacy disaster I am becoming unhinged.
Looks like time for me to banninate myself until my emotions cool down a bit.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 07, 2012 10:20 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 08, 2012 02:11 AM (sqVOl)
Perfect 20/20 vision and an extra couple of inches would be nice.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:20 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 08, 2012 02:20 AM (7+pP9)
No, no, stay here and hate on some SCOAMF with us.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:21 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 07, 2012 10:22 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:23 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Berserker at March 08, 2012 02:17 AM (FMbng)
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Bers, give her to a crowd of bikers. One of them will probably trade you some picks and strings. Well, maybe just one set of strings. OK, maybe just an E string, but its a start. Unless you would feel bad about them overpaying.
Posted by: jc at March 07, 2012 10:23 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:23 PM (zmm1+)
Looks like time for me to banninate myself until my emotions cool down a bit.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 08, 2012 02:20 AM (7+pP9)
Yeah, wish I would have done so the other night. But God Bless. Wake up tommorow, put your feet on the ground, and .
I was really down in the pit then. Feel better today.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 07, 2012 10:24 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 07, 2012 10:25 PM (sqVOl)
This.
Will never forgot getting into a Health Care argument. Was trying to be quiet since I was at a party. After mixing it up and feeling a certain sorrow - the woman's husband was biking to work and had been hit by a car - she blew it all to hell with "And the timing is just aweful!" or words to that affect.
"Well, there's never a good time for a car accident..."
"No, I meant we already had our tickets to Scotland."
"Scotland?"
"I'm from there originally. We vacation there every year 2-3 weeks, depending on work..."
and I remember closing my jaw so I didn't screech, "I'll pay for your public health insurance when you take me and husband to Scotland with you. We've never been!"
Blew me away. Not enough money for her and her husband's health care ... but plenty of money for international vacations ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 07, 2012 10:25 PM (crQEo)
Agreed Lou's,,, and if so WHY?
Good 'un on the womb broom B'er...
Posted by: beanervt at March 07, 2012 10:26 PM (KZLoo)
Was this before or after they built the fucking pyramids? lol
Posted by: Berserker at March 07, 2012 10:26 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:27 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:29 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 07, 2012 10:29 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Adriane at March 08, 2012 02:25 AM (crQEo)
It's the saying of how you can tell the difference between people who are broke and people who are poor. Broke people go away on vacations ( usually a couple of times a year) while poor people stay home and play with their dog.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:30 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Adriane at March 08, 2012 02:25 AM (crQEo)
Should have told her they could stay in Scotty Land and get all their wonderful free care from the British NHS.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:30 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 08, 2012 02:25 AM
yeah, not touching that one. lol
Posted by: Berserker at March 07, 2012 10:30 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 08, 2012 02:29 AM (sqVOl)
Sorry, I'd missed the wish part. Please thank him for his service and thank you for letting him serve.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:31 PM (zmm1+)
@ Ed Anger
Ohio Dan was posting what some lefty was saying to his wife on facebook not what he (ohio dan) thought...
Just so you know.
Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at March 07, 2012 10:33 PM (i1YBw)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 07, 2012 10:33 PM (fJGva)
Posted by: Berserker at March 07, 2012 10:33 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 02:31 AM (4ixH5)
Yeah I need to get to bed too. I'm tearing up over Vika not having her guy' and the fact that none of you answered my question about the Truth Tellers and Agent Orange Legacy.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:34 PM (zmm1+)
512 First off, I agree. Is anyone sleeping with her that has a penis?
Agreed Lou's,,, and if so WHY?
How about why not. She is a hateful man-hater and would not need birth control if it bit her in the ass,
How did I do?
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 07, 2012 10:35 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Berserker at March 08, 2012 02:26 AM (FMbng)
The ampersand is a pictographic image depicting the creation of the Mayan pyramids if you squint and turn it this way, see?
Posted by: Giorgio Mushroomhead Tsoukalos at March 07, 2012 10:35 PM (4ixH5)
@ jc
Yep thanks.
My posts lag behind everyone elses cause I read so slow and respond so slow....... sorry again.
Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at March 07, 2012 10:37 PM (i1YBw)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 08, 2012 02:34 AM (zmm1+)
Good night, Polli.
I tried looking them up but I can't really find anything.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:37 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 07, 2012 10:38 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Berserker at March 08, 2012 02:33 AM
I thought image googling this with the Safe Search off would be a great "Rule 34" moment. I was wrong. I am now, however, damn hungry.
Posted by: Popping in before the ZZZs at March 07, 2012 10:38 PM (TrNbx)
Yeah, okay, there's the first clue that they might likely be lefty kooks.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:39 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 02:37 AM (4ixH5)
Thank you Robert, that does not fill me with confidence that this bill will actually help veterans.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:39 PM (zmm1+)
How about why not. She is a hateful man-hater and would not need birth control if it bit her in the ass,
How did I do?
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 08, 2012 02:35 AM (fHyXI)
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I believe you hit that nail on the head. Or, possibly, and a slim possibility it is, if she ends up with some poor sap, she will expect him to be the first half of their upcoming hyphenated name. Oh, and I will lay $5 on the line that his first name is Richard and his middle name is Lester.
Posted by: jc at March 07, 2012 10:39 PM (ufJKx)
If I talked in great detail about what I knew nothing about ... I might as well be a politician.
Posted by: Adriane at March 07, 2012 10:40 PM (crQEo)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 08, 2012 02:38 AM (sqVOl)
There's something special about a woman who knows what men like.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2012 10:41 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 07, 2012 10:41 PM (GE1+K)
Your doing better Cooth,,(than your first post)... just waking up? bored? trying to sleep?
Posted by: beanervt at March 08, 2012 02:35 AM (KZLoo)
Drifting in and out and occasionally hitting <enter>.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2012 10:42 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2012 02:39 AM (ufJKx)
Naw she'd expect him to be the last half of a hyphenated name.
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 02:39 AM (4ixH5)
Monsanto hey? That might be good for some Dem on Dem action since on of the CA legislators is married to someone big at Monsanto. Think I'm going to vote "oppose"
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:43 PM (zmm1+)
What you and your wife do in the privacy of a moose hunt is your business ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 07, 2012 10:43 PM (crQEo)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:43 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 07, 2012 10:44 PM (sqVOl)
Very good Lou's,,, and she seemed a bit immature in the testimony video,, looking over her shoulder repeatedly to garner her bud's/whoever's approval..
typical up and coming libtard seeker of victims that need saving..in their minds..or more precise where their mind use to reside..
Posted by: beanervt at March 07, 2012 10:45 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:46 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 08, 2012 02:44 AM (sqVOl
A drunk guy goes into a bar and tells his friend he fucked up.
Last night I blew chunks.
His friend tells him its no big deal.
He says you don't understand, Chunks is my dog..
A oldie but goodie, and my only joke sorry to say,
Besides my life!
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 07, 2012 10:47 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 08, 2012 02:44 AM (sqVOl)
I choked Linda Lovelace.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:47 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 08, 2012 02:44 AM (sqVOl)
I realized lately I don't actually know any jokes. Given the company, I'm not sure I'd like to be taught any here either.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:47 PM (zmm1+)
@ Adriane
"If I talked in great detail about what I knew nothing about... I might as well be a politician.
... you could make a fortune on bumbersticker and t-shirt sales with that right there... or not.... could go either way...
Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at March 07, 2012 10:48 PM (i1YBw)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:48 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 07, 2012 10:48 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 02:46 AM (4ixH5)
Yes, Truth Tellers seems to be a seperate group. What's sad is that the bill is called the "Veteran's Appeals Improvement act"
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:50 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 07, 2012 10:50 PM (GE1+K)
Second guy: "Really, what is it called, I should get some for myself."
First guy: "It's um, um, um, shit ... Hey what's the name of that flower with all the thorns, sposed to mean something about love?"
Second guy: "A Rose?"
First guy: "Yeah, that's it." *Yells out to next room* "Hey, Rose, what's the name of my memory medicine?"
Posted by: jc at March 07, 2012 10:50 PM (ufJKx)
Ok, and American, an Englishmen, and an Irishmen go to bar to have a beer.
They sit down with their beers and a fly falls into each one of their drinks.
The Englishman looks into his beer and pushes it away.
The American picks the fly out of his beer and just continues drinking
The Irishman picks the fly out, looks at it and yells-
SPIT IT OUT..... SPIT IT OUT YE BASTID
Posted by: Berserker at March 07, 2012 10:51 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 07, 2012 10:52 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 02:48 AM (4ixH5)
Hey Robert, I did say it was my only joke.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 07, 2012 10:54 PM (fHyXI)
First off tell him he's lacking compared to SoS...
Posted by: beanervt at March 07, 2012 10:54 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Berserker at March 08, 2012 02:51 AM (FMbng)
Very Lol. Waterhouse's elephant joke too.
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:54 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:57 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Polliwog at March 07, 2012 10:57 PM (zmm1+)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 07, 2012 10:57 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: beanervt at March 08, 2012 02:54 AM (KZLoo)
\m/
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:58 PM (4ixH5)
"Honey, if I die, will you get married again?"
Hubby: "Honey, I don't want to think about you dieing."
Wife: "But what if I did, would you get married again?"
Hubby: "Honey, I'm only 34 years old. Yeah, I'd probably get married again."
Wife: (a little disappointed but not too much) "Oh, well would you live in our house?"
Hubby: (a little tired of all this) "Sure, why not, it's a perfectly good house."
Wife: "Well, would you do the same things we do, would you take vacations to the shore and go golfing like we do?"
Hubby: "Honey you know how much I like golf. Sure, I'd keep golfing." (pours himself a drink and tries to think of a way to change the subject)
Wife: "Well, would you let her use my golf clubs?"
Hubby: "Hell, no, she's left handed."
Posted by: jc at March 07, 2012 10:58 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 08, 2012 02:54 AM (fHyXI)
Heh, no no, I was referring to my ocelot joke.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 10:58 PM (4ixH5)
How many Splugorth Overlords does it take to suck my dick?
Three! 'Cause it's so big.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 07, 2012 10:59 PM (vQfJ3)
Tell him to quit robbing pawn shops ...
nicely ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 07, 2012 10:59 PM (crQEo)
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2012 02:58 AM (ufJKx)
I'm laughing like an idiot here.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 11:00 PM (4ixH5)
Later in the afternoon there was a knock at the door and his wife answered.
A few men were at the door and one of them said "Mrs McKenna we have some very bad news. Your husband had an accident at work, he slipped and fell into a huge vat of beer, and was drowned.
She yells OMG, was it quick??
The man says, "well actually no, he climbed out 3 times to pee".
Posted by: Berserker at March 07, 2012 11:01 PM (FMbng)
ok. 561 & 563
both very good. well done.
I got shit for jokes. But I am a good audience.
*drinks*
keep em' coming
*drinks*
Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at March 07, 2012 11:01 PM (i1YBw)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 08, 2012 02:54 AM (fHyXI)
Heh, no no, I was referring to my ocelot joke.
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 02:58 AM (4ixH5)
See, I knew that, but when I have had a few beers, I think everyone is talking about me, tee hee.
Hope you have avoided cigs..
God Bless ya'll. Going to bed.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 07, 2012 11:03 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 07, 2012 11:04 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 07, 2012 11:08 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 07, 2012 11:11 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: vika ut sig at March 08, 2012 03:04 AM (sqVOl)
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with a golf club?
Posted by: jc at March 07, 2012 11:11 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2012 02:58 AM (ufJKx)
Ever heard of The Bickersons?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 08, 2012 03:08 AM (bxiXv)
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Do tell. Are they the origin of the joke?
Posted by: jc at March 07, 2012 11:12 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2012 11:13 PM (kaalw)
JC, I am duty bound to kick the ass of the man in your joke."""'
You know I'm laughing my fucking ass off here. Because my crazier than me brother experienced that. He was doing that online dating and was scoring like a mofo. He was in one of the girls apartments one night, and the light blew out in the living room. He asks her for a ladder and and climbs up to change the bulb.
Where it gets really funny is how he explained it. He says dude I hear this ( he starts doing a light drum roll on the table to simulate a pair of small feet running across the floor) then he says "next thing i know its like woah...woah, she got my pants undone and starting blowing me" and then he makes the motion like he was flailing in the wind while hanging from the rope of a moving helicopter.
I fucking crack up every time I think of that. Him hanging onto the light for dear life. lol
Posted by: Berserker at March 07, 2012 11:14 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Zakn at March 07, 2012 11:20 PM (Rk8MM)
"Buddy, can you spare some money so I can get something to eat?" asked the panhandler.
The lawyer said, "Let's see, here," reached into his pocket and pulled out a ten-dollar bill. He started to hand it over, but the pulled it back and said, "Wait a minute... you're not gonna take this to the liquor store and buy some beer, are you?"
"Oh, no, sir," answered the bum. "I haven't had a drop to drink in ten years."
"Okay, then," said the lawyer, holding out the money again. "Wait a minute," he said, pulling it back. "You're not gonna take this money and go golfing, are you? Scrape together a bunch of donations together and go pay the green fee at a country club?"
"No, sir," said the bum. "I used to golf, but I sold my clubs a long time ago."
"Okay, then," said the lawyer. "Wait a minute... you're not gonna buy yourself a cigar with this money, are you? Hit the tobacconist, get yourself a nice Cuban?"
"No, sir," answered the bum. "I gave up smoking a long time ago, due to lack of regular income."
"Okay, then," said the lawyer. "Wait a minute... you're not gonna take this money and gamble it away on cards, right? Get together with the guys, play a little poker?"
"No, sir," answered the bum. "I learned my lesson about gambling a long time ago."
"Okay, then," answered the lawyer. "Wait a minute... you're not gonna take this money to the red light district, are you? Cough up your food money in exchange for a little time with a lady?"
"No, sir," answered the bum. "No sense taking money I could use for food and using it to buy myself a social disease, instead."
"I see," said the lawyer, putting the $10 back in his pocket. "On second thought, I'm not gonna give you this money, after all."
"Why not?" asked the bum.
"Instead of giving you that money, I'm gonna take you home with me," said the lawyer. "You'll have a wonderful home-cooked meal with my wife and me. She's a terrific cook!"
"Is that gonna be okay?" asked the bum. "I mean, it's been weeks since I had a bath. I must stink to high Heaven right now."
"It'll be fine," said the lawyer. "Sure, she won't be too happy about it, but I need her to see what happens to a man when he gives up beer, golf, smoking, cards, and sex."
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 07, 2012 11:20 PM (vQfJ3)
JC Did you see the commercial on fox for something "gold" with the spirit of Reagan with obozo on the tee's,, obozo said bring it on ol man then all the old prez spirts appear and RR said OK,,, the clubs go flying to the all the spirit prez's.. really cool
and really good joke's JC and B'er...I was close to spewage of coffee...
Posted by: beanervt at March 07, 2012 11:27 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 07, 2012 11:30 PM (vQfJ3)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 07, 2012 11:32 PM (JKNDp)
Nope. Never watch the news. I can make up shit on my own.
Posted by: jc at March 07, 2012 11:33 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 07, 2012 11:34 PM (sqVOl)
After the mass, a friend of his who saw it all from a few rows back asks "what was with that woman smacking you during the mass?"
The old italian guy says "well when-a she stood-a up, I see that her dress was-a stuck in her ass, so I'ma pull it out for her, so she smack-a me. The friend says "Ok but why did she hit you a second time?"
the old italian guy says. ""Well she was-a so mad that I pull-a the dress out from-a her ass, so when-a she stood-a back up I push-a back in.
Posted by: Berserker at March 07, 2012 11:35 PM (FMbng)
Patty and Mike worked a a saw mill. Patty cut off his hand so Mike grabbed it up, threw it in a plastic bag and rushed him to the hospital, where it was sewn back on. One week later Patty is back on the job.
A few weeks later Patty cuts his arm off. Mike tosses it in a plastic bag, rushes him to the hospital where it is sewn back on. One week later Mike is back on the job.
A couple months later Patty trips, falls into a saw and cuts his head off. Mike grabs it, tosses it in a plastic bag and rushes him to the hospital. Mike is waiting nervously when the doctor comes out and says, "He's dead". Mike asks if he bled to death? The doctor says, "No. Some idiot threw his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 07, 2012 11:40 PM (JKNDp)
This goes on about 6 times when visiting friend remarks, "Wow, they are really attentive, do you like it here?"
"Well, it's pretty good, except they won't let you fart."
Posted by: jc at March 07, 2012 11:41 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 07, 2012 11:43 PM (sqVOl)
So what's a veeka oot seeg?
I tried reading it backwards but that didn't help. It must be Swedish or something.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 07, 2012 11:46 PM (JKNDp)
His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute..' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'
She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'
The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'
Posted by: Berserker at March 07, 2012 11:46 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 07, 2012 11:47 PM (fHyXI)
"How do you go to jail without a serious charge so you can go to jail for a couple days"
More importantly, why do you need to know?
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 07, 2012 11:49 PM (JKNDp)
'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet..
'Who are you?' he asked him..
'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator.
'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked..
'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.
'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'..
Posted by: Berserker at March 07, 2012 11:49 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 11:51 PM (4ixH5)
Kid goes to the zoo with his folks. He is standing near the elephant enclosure with his mother when he looks at the bull elephant and asks, "Mom, what's that hanging down on the elephant?"
Mom says, "That's the elephants trunk dear."
Kid says, "No not that, there in back."
Mom says, "Thats the elephants tail dear."
Kid says, "No mom, there right between its legs."
Mom (embarassed) says, "Oh that, thats nothing."
Later the kid is once more by the elephants with his father and asks, "Dad what's that thing hanging down on the elephant?"
Father says, "That's the elephants trunk son."
Kid says, "No Dad, there in back."
Father says, "Thats the elephants tail son."
Kid says, "No Dad, there between its legs."
Father says, "Oh, that's the elephants penis son."
Kid says, "Oh." Thinks for a few minutes and says quizically, "You know Dad, Mom said that was nothing."
Father sighs, lays his hand across his sons shoulders and says, "You know son, I've spoiled that woman."
Posted by: Have Blue at March 07, 2012 11:52 PM (IKTC8)
down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'..
Posted by: Berserker at March 08, 2012 03:49 AM (FMbng)
I got to remember this one.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 11:52 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jimmah at March 07, 2012 11:52 PM (sv7B2)
"Well, frankly, I can see why you're interested in this surgery," said the doctor. "But we don't have any spare penises right now. All I can give you right now is this elephant's trunk."
"Well, whatever," says the guy. "It beats what I have now, right?"
"Yeah, that's true," says the doctor, and he makes the arrangements.
Surgery goes off without a hitch. The patient recovers quickly, and scores a date shortly thereafter.
He's at a fancy restaurant with a lovely woman, when his trunk suddenly slips out of his pants and grabs a roll, then disappears back under the table. He's mortified, but the girl laughs.
"Ha, ha! Do that again!" she says.
His trunk zips out again, grabs another roll, and disappears again.
The girl laughs harder. "Again!" she says.
The trunk grabs another roll and disappears again.
The girl can barely breathe, she's laughing so hard. "Again!" she manages to wheeze.
"I would," he answered, struggling to breathe, himself, "but I don't think my asshole can take another roll."
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 07, 2012 11:53 PM (vQfJ3)
That cracked me up. lol
Posted by: Berserker at March 07, 2012 11:56 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 11:56 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jimmah at March 08, 2012 03:52 AM (sv7B2)+
She announced to the voices in her head.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 11:57 PM (4ixH5)
An old folks home had a male review for some of their female patients. At first the staff didn't know how it would go over but proceeded with the plans.
There worst fears were confirmed during the act when one of the hot young studs whipped off his shorts and revealed the full monty, complete frontal nudity.
Mary Ellen immediatly had a stroke. Then Betty Jane had a stroke right after.
Minerva tried to have a stroke but she couldn't quite reach from her wheelchair.
Posted by: Have Blue at March 07, 2012 11:58 PM (IKTC8)
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2012 11:58 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 07, 2012 11:59 PM (bxiXv)
Well, the guy ain't going for that so he goes home and he just tries to overcome the pain. He reads everything he can find, and sees a couple specialists. Same answer both times. After about 6 months of constant headaches he finally sez "fuck it" and goes in and has them removed.
Well, now he starts getting really depressed, and he comes to the conclusion that a new suit might cheer him up. So he goes downtown and goes into this little shop. He walks and tells the tailor he would like a new suit. Tailor doesn't ask a single question, doesn't measure him, nothing ... He just takes a quick look and disappears into a rack of shirts.
A couple minutes later the tailor appears and starts giving the guy a wonderful suit -- the right color without asking -- the right shirt size without checking -- every single size is perfect and every choice of fabric and color is exactly what the guy wants. Finally the tailor hands him a new pair of briefs.
Man: "I am amazed at your skills, you did everything perfectly, but these briefs are two sizes to large."
Tailor: "If you wear two sizes smaller they will pinch your nuts and give you headaches."
Posted by: jc at March 07, 2012 11:59 PM (ufJKx)
17 years ago Obama was 35 years old. Way too old not to know about lying down with dogs. By then it can only be because you really dig the fleas.
This reminds me of a confrontation on some news show when David Duke was running for office. Debating against duke was a young Congressman whose name completely escapes me. A particular loathsome bit of Duke's past was brought and he tried to dismiss it as youthful misadventure. The young politician replied that he was that age right now, so he could pretty much go wild if Duke's excuse were valid.
Posted by: epobirs at March 08, 2012 12:00 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 08, 2012 12:01 AM (sqVOl)
That reminds me of this:
Sam goes to work one day and has the same conversation over and over.
"Sam! You look terrible!"
"But I feel great"
After a whole day of being told how appalling he looks, Sam is able to wrangle a late afternoon appointment with his doctor. After describing his situation and some diagnostics the doctor is paging through a medical encyclopedia searching for an answer.
"Looks awful. Feels great. Looks awful. Feels great...."
"Sam, I've got it! Brace yourself."
"Sam, you are a vagina."
Posted by: epobirs at March 08, 2012 12:05 AM (kcfmt)
A woman steps out of the shower, and is mortified to see her young son in the bathroom. She ducks back behind the curtain, but not before her son points at her crotch and says, "Mommy, what's that?"
"Oh, um," she says, thinking fast, "that's, uh, where I got hit with an axe."
"Ohhh," says the boy. "Got you right in the c!nt, didn't it?"
Good night, everyone!
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at March 08, 2012 12:06 AM (vQfJ3)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 08, 2012 12:06 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 08, 2012 12:06 AM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 08, 2012 12:08 AM (bxiXv)
Daughter goes into the den and asks her father if she can have some money for shopping. Father says, well I guess so, for a blow job. Daughter says ok, and starts up, before spitting it out complaining that it tastes like shit!
Father says, "yea, your brother needed to borrow the car".
Posted by: Jimmah at March 08, 2012 12:11 AM (sv7B2)
The doctor says "son, there isn't much I can do, but here take this address, and go look up old charlie down the street".
the salesman asks," will he be able to fix my dick?'
The doc says "no, I doubt it, but he is a well known piccolo flute player, and he just might be able to teach you how to hold it so you don't piss all over yourself"
Posted by: Berserker at March 08, 2012 12:14 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 08, 2012 12:15 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 08, 2012 12:15 AM (JKNDp)
The brunette offers a legend that the position used during conception influences the form of the child. "My husband was on top, so I'm probably having a boy.
The redhead nods and suggests, "Girl for me. A reverse cowgirl if you want to be detailed."
At this moment the blonde bursts into tears. The other two gather around trying to comfort her and find out what is wrong.
"I'm going to have puppies!"
Posted by: epobirs at March 08, 2012 12:19 AM (kcfmt)
Three guys sitting in a bar, the American says that the bartender sometimes gives out free drinks to friends. Great British guy says are you kidding me? Irishman says shit, in my country they give you free drinks and take you upstairs to get laid!
American says wow, and this has happened to you personally, to which the Irish guy says well no, my sister back in the Ireland told me.
Posted by: Jimmah at March 08, 2012 12:23 AM (sv7B2)
Walks passed the waitress!
Walks passed the bartender!
Slams open the swinging doors and yells at the short order cook, "Pour me a Scotch and Soda!"
The cook looks up from fryin' and slicin' and says, "Dude ... I'm the cook. The drinks are back that-a-way."
"Well, duh!" says the customer. "I'm a lawyer. Of course I passed the bar ..."
Posted by: Adriane at March 08, 2012 12:29 AM (crQEo)
Man gets impatient and yells at his do a little. Dog jumps out of the boat, runs across the water, grabs a duck, runs back and jumps in the boat. Man is staring at his friend waiting for him to freak out in the same manner he did the first time his dog did that. Friend is just sitting there with a kind of blank look and sez nothing.
So, dog owner urges dog to go get the other duck. Same thing -- dog is hesitant but finally jumps out of the boat, runs across the water, grabs the duck, runs back and jumps in the boat. Friend still doesn't say a damn word.
Finally dog owner is just too excited to hold back and asks: "you notice anything strange about my dog?"
Friend: "Yeah, this is the first time I've ever seen a Labrador that can't swim."
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2012 12:29 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 12:30 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 08, 2012 12:36 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 12:37 AM (4ixH5)
Kid friendly:
Three strings walk into a bar and sit down. First string goes up to the bar and says give me three beers. Bartender says "uh, read the sign! We don't serve strings in here!" He goes back and second string says let me show you how its done. He walks up and says hey barkeep! Give me a pitcher of beer, and here's a nice tip for you. Bartender says look buddy, I already told your friend.... He goes back to table.
Third string goes into the bathroom, rips his head apart and ties his neck in a knot and goes up to the bar to order three beers. Bartenders says, "are you a string?". To which the string replies, "no I'm a frayed knot".
Posted by: Jimmah at March 08, 2012 12:37 AM (sv7B2)
Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 08, 2012 04:36 AM (sqVOl)
You shot who in the what now?
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 12:37 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 12:39 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 08, 2012 12:40 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 12:41 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 08, 2012 04:40 AM (sqVOl)
Blog? Oh, right, the blog!
Guess I should skim it.
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 12:42 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 12:44 AM (4ixH5)
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!'
Posted by: Berserker at March 08, 2012 12:45 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 08, 2012 12:47 AM (sqVOl)
It's kind of like the 'And we're just the guys to do it!' bit in Animal House.
Too bad Matt Taibbi doesn't have a new book out. He is equally deserving.
Of course, this is mild compared to what is really deserved but their ilk has always relied on their targets to be more civilized than they while claiming the opposite.
Posted by: epobirs at March 08, 2012 12:55 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Robert needs to hear it when he can at March 08, 2012 12:57 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 08, 2012 12:59 AM (sqVOl)
It's kind of like the 'And we're just the guys to do it!' bit in Animal House.
Too bad Matt Taibbi doesn't have a new book out. He is equally deserving.
Of course, this is mild compared to what is really deserved but their ilk has always relied on their targets to be more civilized than they while claiming the opposite.
Posted by: epobirs at March 08, 2012 04:55 AM (kcfmt)
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a more fitting gesture would have included stapling balls to foreheads.
Posted by: jc at March 08, 2012 01:00 AM (ufJKx)
A few months ago I noticed that the front page of this site seems to know about my past google searches. Last week I was looking for a clear lense filter to replace one I just ruined. I then come to this site and see ads on the front page for camera lenses. OK, some kind of browser histroy thingy or something is pulling up ads based on history. Noted.
But lately I'm getting ads for spring dresses on this site. WTF.
Posted by: Jimmah at March 08, 2012 01:03 AM (sv7B2)
'I'm 90 years old,' he says..
'90!' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?'
'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'
Posted by: Berserker at March 08, 2012 01:03 AM (FMbng)
"That"
slow, panting exhale ...
Posted by: Adriane at March 08, 2012 04:59 AM (crQEo)
HAHAHA!!!!
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2012 01:08 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: veeka oot seeg at March 08, 2012 01:14 AM (sqVOl)
Barney Frank goes into a male brothel and inquires into the pricing structure. Transvestite Madaam tells him its based on the inch scale. $10 an inch. Bawney says - you got change for a 50?
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Just made that one up. Yes, it could use tightening.
Posted by: Jimmah at March 08, 2012 01:15 AM (sv7B2)
Posted by: Jimmah at March 08, 2012 05:15 AM (sv7B2)
I know what you mean.
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My quickness, it's a curse it is.&
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