April 01, 2012
— Maetenloch No April's Fools for you!
Obama Campaign Demands Romney's Tax Returns From the '80s
Sure the IRS can only go back a mere 7 years, but this is the Light Worker and he will audit your life.
President Obama's re-election campaign is calling on Mitt Romney to release his tax returns dating back to the 1980s, according to The Wall Street Journal.
Meanwhile Doug Ross points out that Obama has yet to release any of the following:
- Tax returns from the 80's
- Tax returns from the 90's
- Occidental College records and transcripts
- Columbia University records and transcripts
- Columbia Thesis paper
- Harvard University records and transcripts
- Medical records
- Illinois State Senate schedule
- Illinois State Senate records
- Law practice client list
- Certified Copy of Original Birth certificate
- Harvard Law Review articles published
- University of Chicago scholarly articles
- Record of Baptism
Of course given his job performance over the last 4 years and other revelations I think we can all pretty much fill in the blanks on these.
James Q. Wilson, America's preeminent social scientist, has noted that until relatively recently, "politics was about only a few things; today, it is about nearly everything." Until the 1930s, or perhaps the 1960s, there was a "legitimacy barrier" to federal government activism: When new policies were proposed, the first debate was about whether the federal government could properly act at all on the subject. Today, there is no barrier to the promiscuous multiplication of programmes, because no programme is really new. Rather, it is an extension, modification or enlargement of something government is already doing.
And then you have this:
When the desirable jobs are spending other peoples' money, reporting on spending other peoples' money and lobbying to spend other peoples' money, then you know that the society is fucked.
Progressives Unclear On How Phones Work
Pro-tip: When you prank call the Koch brothers, don't forget to hang up when your trolling is done.
Tiger 131 Is Back On The Prowl
After a two year restoration German WWII Tiger tank 131 is now operational again - making it the only working Tiger tank in the world. Superior to Allied tanks of the time 1347 Tiger tanks were produced. By comparison the US manufactured over 58,000 Sherman tanks.
NHTSA: You're Driving All Wrong
For decades, the standard instruction was that drivers should hold the steering wheel at the 10 and 2 positions, as envisioned on a clock. This, it turns out, is no longer the case. In fact, driving that way could cost you your arms or hands in particularly gruesome ways if your airbag deploys. Instead AAA, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and many driving instructors now say you should grip the wheel at 9 and 3 o'clock. A few go even further, suggesting 8 and 4 to avoid the airbag mechanism as much as possible, but what formal research has been published on the varieties of hand positions suggests that this may lessen your control of the car.
Personally I've always found 9:30 and 2:30 to be more comfortable.
Soledad O'Brian's Ratings Crater
Now approaching video podcast ranges:
Executives at CNN must be in shock at the catastrophic implosion of their morning lineup, as Starting Point With Soledad O'Brien (7-9 a.m. weekdays) recorded the cable network's lowest ratings for that time slot in more than a decade. Fewer than 100,000 adults 25-54 tuned in to O'Brien's program on an average day, according to the latest quarterly Nielsen numbers.
Quips Jim Treacher:
Every day, @Soledad_OBrien's ratings are worse than the last. That means every time you see her, it's the worst day of her life
Beer Goggles: How Do They Fucking Work?
It's all about the symmetry - and drunkenness:
Scientists have long known symmetry to be tied to attraction, with a face in which one half mirrors the other seen as an unspoken sign of good genes and good health.
The men and women given the vodka and tonic found it more difficult to work out if a face was symmetrical than those on the soft drinks.
Researcher Lewis Halsey said: 'People that had drink tended to be less good a noticing if a face was asymmetrical, they often saw it as being symmetrical when it was asymmetrical.'
And the women drinkers were particularly bad at the task, the journal Addiction reports.
While others argue that it's really just a case of Beer Standards:
But other research has disputed the phenomenon, with a British concluding that men find women no prettier after drinking.Or, as the Leicester University researchers put it: 'There was no difference - the men were just as undiscerning as ever.'
This week she takes out the gomi.
Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings
Top 10 commenters:1 [549 comments] 'Ron' [77.02 posts/day]
2 [447 comments] 'willow'
3 [427 comments] 'AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012'
4 [413 comments] 'yankeefifth'
5 [401 comments] 'nevergiveup'
6 [398 comments] 'StuckOnStupid'
7 [380 comments] 'Vic'
8 [376 comments] 'kbdabear'
9 [354 comments] 'Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy'
10 [354 comments] 'toby928?'
Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [83 names] 'kbdabear' [11.64 unique names/day]
2 [65 names] 'davidt'
3 [60 names] 'Cicero'
4 [57 names] 'Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual'
5 [51 names] 'toby928?'
6 [49 names] 'Ron'
7 [44 names] 'chic'
8 [42 names] 'Islamic Rage Boy'
9 [35 names] 'Mayor Dipshit- Sanford, FL'
10 [33 names] 'Boulder Toilet Hobo'
The group. Yeah.
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Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 01, 2012 05:29 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 05:29 PM (WaTVB)
Posted by: Arbalest at April 01, 2012 05:29 PM (fU+8O)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 01, 2012 05:30 PM (kt+R2)
Given king Putts job performance, he could have donated half his income to charity, wrote brilliant thesis, been a stellar state congress critter ...... and I 'd still despise him so deeply I cannot even bring myself to hate him (just feels like I would have to have some level of respect to hate someone)
Posted by: Palerider at April 01, 2012 05:31 PM (FBj6Z)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 05:31 PM (WaTVB)
FWIW, at the BMW driving school, they told me that 10-2 was obsolete and to keep my hands at 9 and 3 o'clock.
Posted by: Looking closely at April 01, 2012 05:31 PM (+PDlV)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 01, 2012 09:29 PM (Gk3SS)
Or you could be like me and get in a 30 mph T-bone accident (I was the vertical line) and not have the airbag go off. The steering wheel felt awesome on my forehead.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 01, 2012 05:32 PM (kt+R2)
Posted by: grease monkey at April 01, 2012 05:32 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 05:32 PM (w407e)
Me too. Whenever my husband has to drive my car and adjust the seat, he always says, 'If you're in an accident, the airbag is gonna kill you."
Oh and fuck Obama with a pineapple. Romney should say, "I'll release my tax returns when your release your transcripts...and anything else I demand."
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 05:33 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: DailyDish at April 01, 2012 05:34 PM (TE7BL)
Um, he had a "law practice?" I thought I knew everything there was to know about this shitbird and I was not aware that he ever had what we call a "law practice." Do tell . . .
Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 05:34 PM (w407e)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 01, 2012 05:34 PM (kt+R2)
Posted by: moki at April 01, 2012 05:35 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 01, 2012 05:35 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: grease monkey at April 01, 2012 09:32 PM (VSWPU)
Easter.
Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2012 05:35 PM (GULKT)
Comments didn't load the first time for me. Now I see I am not alone.
"Since I am hobbit sized and thus have to sit pretty damn close to the steering wheel then when my airbag goes off, well, the odds are pretty fucking good that my chest will get caved in and my face will be shattered. Gee, thanks Feds for making sure that a moderate speed rear end accident will kill me. Appreciate that."
Alex, you and I are in the same boat. I am also distressed that none of the new cars have real bumpers any more. What the heck is up with that?!!
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 05:35 PM (vJ9tV)
Amazing, name-change-troll's name really is "Ron".
I still think he's a moby who hasn't adequately studied his targets.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at April 01, 2012 05:35 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 01, 2012 05:36 PM (niZvt)
Am I wrong?
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 01, 2012 09:35 PM (niZvt)
No
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 05:37 PM (8sCoq)
I thought about doing that actually. I did ask at the dealer if I could get it disconnected what with the smashing and the shattering and the dying glavin but the dealer wasn't willing to take the liability risk if some non-hobbit person drove it and I'd have to have it reactivated if I ever sell the car.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 01, 2012 05:37 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: grease monkey at April 01, 2012 05:37 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Tjexcite at April 01, 2012 05:37 PM (fCBMq)
Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 05:38 PM (O3R/2)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at April 01, 2012 05:38 PM (CMM9V)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 05:38 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at April 01, 2012 05:38 PM (CMM9V)
Posted by: grease monkey at April 01, 2012 05:38 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: jenny tries too hard at April 01, 2012 05:39 PM (snRY5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:39 PM (Z9EHQ)
I still think he's a moby who hasn't adequately studied his targets.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at April 01, 2012 09:35 PM (tD5no)
Yeah Ron 'uhPd1' is probably a troll[subclass moby1]. But damn he's a prolific one.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 01, 2012 05:40 PM (+B3Nr)
Brilliant. He should drag it out.
"Tell you what, Barack, I'll trade my 1987 taxes for your college transcripts. 1988 is gonna cost you your SAT scores." People would pay good money to see that. I know I would.
Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 05:40 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: grease monkey at April 01, 2012 05:40 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2012 05:40 PM (vpe0k)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at April 01, 2012 05:41 PM (CMM9V)
Woah, that's messed up.
Posted by: some fat bearded hypnotist at April 01, 2012 05:41 PM (unTLN)
Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 05:41 PM (O3R/2)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 01, 2012 05:41 PM (niZvt)
Well, not with my dick...maybe with Maet's...although...he's doing yeoman's work with the ONT and deserves better.
She looks a bit masculine, and ferret-like. Is that possible?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 01, 2012 05:41 PM (nEUpB)
You have tentacles?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 01, 2012 09:39 PM (Gk3SS)
He's a Hanhar. Tell her your soulname!
Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2012 05:42 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 05:42 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 01, 2012 05:42 PM (nEUpB)
Hannah Minx:
Will she ever tire of being the ultimate weeaboo?
Will she ever tire of showing off her cleavage?
Will she get the irony of her explaining "gomi?"
And for the record, I too would chew on her gomi. /ashamed
Posted by: Will McClure at April 01, 2012 05:42 PM (YXUaU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 01, 2012 05:42 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 05:43 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: grease monkey at April 01, 2012 05:43 PM (VSWPU)
You've never been to West Hollywood?
Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 05:43 PM (w407e)
her fujiyamas hold our attention
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 05:43 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:43 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at April 01, 2012 05:44 PM (CMM9V)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 05:44 PM (WaTVB)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 05:44 PM (70YUL)
Posted by: Pecos, at April 01, 2012 05:44 PM (2Gb0y)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 09:44 PM (70YUL)
Zu Bizou Bizou.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 01, 2012 05:44 PM (kt+R2)
I am utterly convinced that her stylists hate her. It would explain the boob belts.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 01, 2012 05:45 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Buffalobob at April 01, 2012 05:45 PM (qiFDD)
Posted by: moki at April 01, 2012 05:45 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: no good deed at April 01, 2012 05:45 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: grease monkey at April 01, 2012 09:43 PM (VSWPU)
Oh right....I remember us talking about many months ago. I was born and raised there (Crestwood) but haven't ever lived IN the city. She's narrowed it down to either The Hill, CWE or maybe right downtown.
My sister lived in Chesterfield for about 30 years and I went to HS in Ballwin.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 05:45 PM (X6akg)
Hey Tami.. I live in Chesterfield, suburb of St. Louis. Where is she moving to ?
Hey, my hubby had an Aunt and Uncle that lived in Chesterfield. It's a nice place!
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 05:46 PM (vJ9tV)
Not at all. She's in the Central West End, near Washington Univ. (grad student there).
Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 05:46 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 05:46 PM (SsG4J)
^^^
Oh lord that was cringeworthy. I watched with my hands over my ears and one eye open. That was...well it was just awful. Good thing she's pretty as apparently she doesn't have much else.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 05:46 PM (70YUL)
Posted by: grease monkey at April 01, 2012 05:46 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 05:47 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 01, 2012 05:47 PM (niZvt)
It's too much for me to hope that Christina Hendricks will start shooting zombies with a crossbow on Mad Men isn't it?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 01, 2012 05:47 PM (Gk3SS)
Huh. Small world. One of my college roommates was from Crestwood. You're not her, are you?
Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 05:47 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 05:47 PM (WaTVB)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 05:47 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 01, 2012 09:40 PM (+B3Nr)
I was rather proud of how I phrased my thoughts about him last nightand choose to inflict them upon a wider audience.
You can't just watch a couple of episodes of King of the Hill and then expect everyone to think your anything but a moby.
Theresa, isn't that what he sounds like? "Damn MSM"," Damn, spilled mah beer" ,"The South shall rise again".
Give me a break. It's like he went to study a group of gorillas but ended up in a pride of lions because he.can't.tell.the.difference.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at April 01, 2012 05:48 PM (tD5no)
49 There are a bazillion feast days. You could find the feast of some saint or other on almost any day. If you give up something for lent you could make an exception on sundays, but why do that? Just give it up. Hell, I gave up TV for Lent 2000 and haven't started back up again. Best thing I ever did.
Anybody ever watch Joel Olsteen? I listen to him while I'm getting ready to go to mass. I haven't heard anything sketchy come out of his mouth.
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at April 01, 2012 05:48 PM (CMM9V)
Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 05:48 PM (6TB1Z)
^^^
Ding ding ding ding. My words exactly on a fb post earlier.
She's the epitome of low rent.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 05:48 PM (70YUL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:48 PM (Z9EHQ)
I am utterly convinced that her stylists hate her. It would explain the boob belts.
The boob belts are high fashion in comparison to the ghetto slutty ugliness of the outfit she was wearing. I think her intention was to look all cool, and rock and roll hip. She looks like trash. I will see if I can find the pic and post.
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 05:49 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 01, 2012 05:50 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2012 05:50 PM (iSg0F)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 01, 2012 05:50 PM (btzPD)
Posted by: grease monkey at April 01, 2012 09:46 PM (VSWPU)
No, JFK HS....on Woods Mill Rd.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 05:51 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 09:47 PM (P6QsQ)
Lol! Don't think so. What was her name?
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 05:52 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 09:46 PM (6TB1Z)
Excuse my french but St Louis was the coldest fucking place.
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at April 01, 2012 05:52 PM (CMM9V)
Oh I saw it. My first thought was "I can't believe they slimed the First Lady". Then I realized she hadn't been slimed yet.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 01, 2012 05:53 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Kal Penn at April 01, 2012 05:53 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 09:52 PM
Peggy. Rather, Mary Margeret but everyone called her Peggy. I got my undergrad degree from SEMO.
Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 05:53 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 05:53 PM (O3R/2)
^^^
It's at Drudge. But link at your own peril. I'm serious -- it's that bad.
It's as if she thought she was going on Solid Gold but got confused and decided to go with silver along the way. She's putting the 'o' in Ghetto.
I've NEVER seen anything less becoming of a First Lady with just one picture.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 05:53 PM (70YUL)
Put me down as not getting the whole Mad Men craze
me neither
Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 09:51 PM (7FadD)
It's about awesome dudes making big money and getting tons of pssy.
This show is approved for Morons aged 12 to one foot in the grave.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 05:53 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 01, 2012 05:54 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at April 01, 2012 05:54 PM (CMM9V)
I've only been there in August, when we were moving her into her apartment. Cold was not the issue then.
Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 05:54 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 09:53 PM (P6QsQ)
Sullivan?
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 05:54 PM (X6akg)
I've watched a few episodes (the wife likes it), and it's really not bad. Not noteworthy either, but very little is.
Although...I just started watching The Walking Dead while I work out, and it's very, very good! [please...no spoilers!]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 01, 2012 05:54 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 09:46 PM (70YUL)
Then I think it was "mission accomplished" for the director.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 01, 2012 05:54 PM (kt+R2)
Posted by: dagny loved andrew at April 01, 2012 05:55 PM (CMM9V)
I'm so sorry. That's all I'm going to say.
I finally finished watching The River and am v v glad indeed that my team won.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 01, 2012 05:56 PM (Gk3SS)
It's as if she thought she was going on Solid Gold but got confused and decided to go with silver along the way. She's putting the 'o' in Ghetto.
I've NEVER seen anything less becoming of a First Lady with just one picture.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 09:53 PM
OH. MY. GOSH.
omg
omg
omg
Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 05:56 PM (P6QsQ)
I think she wears the boob belts despite her stylists. I firmly believe she is operating under the assumption that they give her the appearance of having a waist. It's the kind of thing they'd have taught in Home Ec or whatever decades ago.
The thing is, she hasn't got a waist. And not because she is fat, she's not. She could die of starvation and never have a waist. She has just got one of those up and down figures, no curves. She should stick with sheaths. She looks good in sheaths.
This Nick outfit was hideous, even by her standards, though. If she had only had that skirt thingee go all the way around, maybe it would have been better. It looked SO tacky to have it stop in front, like it was too small. And her tummy showed, and her pants were too tight; you could see her dang Spanx line.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 05:56 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 09:55 PM (unTLN)
It's the life every 'Ron wants to lead.
And AND! Christina Hendricks.
/Argument
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 05:57 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 05:57 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: grease monkey at April 01, 2012 09:43 PM (VSWPU)
That means I'm in your general area when I go to Sam's
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at April 01, 2012 05:57 PM (tD5no)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2012 05:57 PM (UR5vq)
From Catholic Answers: Lent ends when the evening Mass of the LordÂ’s Supper on Holy Thursday begins, because the Mass of the LordÂ’s Supper ushers in the Holy Triduum, a liturgical season in its own right and the shortest of the liturgical year. As for the Lenten penances, those are voluntary practices that people take up as personal devotions in addition to the penances required by the Church on the Fridays of Lent. As voluntary penances can be voluntarily set aside, taking a break from them on Sundays in honor of the LordÂ’s Day is perfectly fine. That said, the Sundays of Lent are indeed part of the Lenten season.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 01, 2012 05:57 PM (j/nZn)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:58 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 09:57 PM (P6QsQ)
Yep...was one of my best friends in grade school. Small friggin' world!!!
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 05:58 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: jenny tries too hard at April 01, 2012 05:58 PM (snRY5)
Posted by: Barry and Kal at April 01, 2012 05:58 PM (l/xhO)
Meanwhile Doug Ross points out that Obama has yet to release any of the following:
Tax returns from the 80's Tax returns from the 90's Occidental College records and transcripts Columbia University records and transcripts Columbia Thesis paper Harvard University records and transcripts Medical records Illinois State Senate schedule Illinois State Senate records Law practice client list Certified Copy of Original Birth certificate Harvard Law Review articles published University of Chicago scholarly articles Record of Baptism
15. Communist Party membership card.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 01, 2012 05:58 PM (BIzKS)
Here's FLATUS's ghetto outfit:
http://tinyurl.com/78mv3nc
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 05:58 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 09:58 PM
She had like ten brothers and sisters, right?
Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 05:59 PM (P6QsQ)
Don't believe everything you find on the internet.
Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 05:59 PM (O3R/2)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 01, 2012 05:59 PM (XL3xP)
Oh great...a cryptic comment.
Don't be a tease.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 01, 2012 06:00 PM (nEUpB)
Prayers please for Cpl. Michael Palacios who was killed by an IED this past week,
He was a friend of our son's.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 06:00 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 06:00 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 09:59 PM (P6QsQ)
I think she had a sister, Donna and a brother but can't remember his name.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 06:00 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:01 PM (Z9EHQ)
I drove a stick for years and to this day i feel awkward driving with two hands, i drive with my left hand only and driving with my right feels unnatural to say the least. The last time i drove the 10 and 2 way was when i took my driving test.
Posted by: booger at April 01, 2012 06:01 PM (HI6wa)
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 09:58 PM (vJ9tV)
Wow, surprised we didn't get a peek at The First Camel-Toe Of The United States.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 06:02 PM (F79HU)
She only got a little bit on her cheek. Too bad Letterman (remember him from Electric Company?) wasn't there to turn the "Slimed" into "Slimmed". She really could have used that because that outfit showed every lump and bump . (I notice that her considerably large ass was covered with the peplum, I wonder whey they cut it away in the front.)
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 06:02 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2012 06:03 PM (vpe0k)
Why cause a bunch of race baiters are ginning up crowds and Whorealdo loves him so protests.
Hey Whorealdo you and Zimms have something in common, broken noses!
Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 01, 2012 06:05 PM (nonzP)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 01, 2012 06:05 PM (QTHTd)
Prayers please for Cpl. Michael Palacios who was killed by an IED this past week,
He was a friend of our son's.
So sorry to hear that. Will pray for your son and Cpl. Palacios's family. Very sad.
Can you imagine the outrage if Laura Bush was out partying, making tv appearances and attending awards shows while we were at war? Yeah, funny how no one says a peep about the Obamas and their extravagant tastes, parties, vacations, celebrity hobnobbing, etc.
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 06:05 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2012 06:05 PM (l/xhO)
He was a friend of our son's.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 10:00 PM (UOM4
Ah, shit, Jane, I'm so sorry. Prayers, absolutely. And condolences to the D'oh Boy and his crew.
Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 06:05 PM (w407e)
Posted by: grease monkey at April 01, 2012 10:01 PM (VSWPU)
Connecticut....unfortunately.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 06:06 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 09:56 PM (SsG4J)
And she's the freakin' First Lady of the United States and she went out in public dressed like...like...THAT.
There is not one teeny bit of class anywhere in that woman. Not one bit.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 01, 2012 06:06 PM (j/nZn)
I had nothing better to do once the real or sock troll fucked up the Chevy Chase thread so I Googled the comment from WZ:
Re Re says:
March 28, 2012 at 4:23 pm
From a guy I work with who lives in DE and who unfortunately had this clown as his Senator:
“I read over the weekend that a brain surgeon had recently opined that when Biden had his aneurism in 1998, it may have done damage to the frontal lobe which controls one’s ability to control [what] he or she wants to say. In other words, the filter that controls or stops you from blurting out wrong stuff is damaged”.
HeÂ’s still a mockery. And is a heartbeat away from the presidency. Gulp.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2012 06:06 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 10:01 PM (Z9EHQ)
I didn't mean to be ruthless. I think she has the potential to be very stylish. My God, she looked like a goddess at the India State Dinner. (A tad too tight as far as fit goes, which is typical of her overall, and I didn't care for the earrings, but she was gorgeous. Stunning)
She has awful taste overall, though. All those prints, hideous ones at that, and insipid twin sets.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:06 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Zakn at April 01, 2012 06:06 PM (zyaZ1)
andy, I KNEW I had seen that somewhere! And I am not surprised it was a moron who found it!
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:08 PM (SsG4J)
I thought that was the tie-down for her, um, well, you know. Don't want her poppin' a boner on stage . . .
Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 06:08 PM (w407e)
Bhwhahaha! Obama's having a bad week!
From the AP:
"WASHINGTON (AP) -- A major donor to President Barack Obama has been accused of defrauding a businessman and impersonating a bank official, creating new headaches for Obama's re-election campaign as it deals with the questionable history of another top supporter.
The New York donor, Abake Assongba, and her husband contributed more than $50,000 to Obama's re-election effort this year, federal records show. But Assongba is also fending off a civil court case in Florida, where she's accused of thieving more than $650,000 to help build a multimillion-dollar home in the state - a charge her husband denies."
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 06:08 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:09 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 10:06 PM (SsG4J)
No no, Attack Tammy is great.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 06:09 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 10:06 PM (SsG4J)
I think that's a lot of the problem, BUT...I also think she either a) pays absolutely no attention to the stylists she has on staff, or b) said stylists are scared to death of her and go along to get along.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 01, 2012 06:09 PM (j/nZn)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor
Oh, those bloody sheaths! No woman of her height and build has any business in a sheath!
The best thing I've seen her in was a loose tunic and leggings - Saturday morning mom gear. I didn't even mind the bright raspberry color, because it suited her. And she looked fantastic in a Grace Kelly-styled black formal for a Kennedy Center event. But usually, good lord, what is she thinking?! And how badly does she treat her staff, that they let her out looking like that?
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 06:10 PM (mKMj1)
WTF the Lyin kING even has donors in Kenya obonga osanga alaiconga
Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 01, 2012 06:11 PM (nonzP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:11 PM (Z9EHQ)
She has awful taste overall, though. All those prints, hideous ones at that, and insipid twin sets.
I'm no fashion maven, but you've got to admire Michelle's taste in dropcloths and WWF championship belts.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 01, 2012 06:11 PM (BIzKS)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:12 PM (R5yLq)
Instead I saw some troll whining about being banned from some bullshit online game.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 01, 2012 06:12 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2012 06:13 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 01, 2012 06:13 PM (nonzP)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:13 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:13 PM (R5yLq)
Think about that.
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 06:13 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 01, 2012 10:11 PM (BIzKS)
GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY MOOCHELLE JUST BROKE THE UNDERTAKER IN HALF! OH MAH GOD!!!!
Posted by: Jim Ross at April 01, 2012 06:14 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Zakn at April 01, 2012 06:14 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Barry Obama at April 01, 2012 06:14 PM (niZvt)
New York? Donor? I could have sworn I saw that name in one of the 419s my spam filter nabbed
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 01, 2012 06:14 PM (QTHTd)
that is not simple. simple is taking a pork chop, jamming it between 2 pieces of bread, and grabbing another soda
BOOM dinner
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 06:14 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2012 06:15 PM (FIE/L)
She wore a sort of wine/plum colored silk sheath in France early on that was lovely on her. Ruined it with a tacky floral coat, naturally, but the color and fit were lovely on her.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:15 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:15 PM (R5yLq)
Jeesh.
Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 06:15 PM (O3R/2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:15 PM (Z9EHQ)
that is the funny. ladies are ruthless.
Hey when the MFM relentlessly tries to cram a tasteless, trashy, two-bit huckster down my throat as some sort of style icon and someone I should emulate, you better believe I am ruthless. She is not fashionable, she makes a lot of very poor fashion decisions and constantly dresses younger (and inappropriately for a FLOTUS) than she is. I don't think she is a role model for women or fitness (I honestly think she only works out her arms, which is why she has to walk around sleeveless all the time. The rest of her body is a lumpy, bumpy,
The MFM's efforts to prop her up as the new Blackie O have created a real distate. They don't see the dissonance between Moochelle's expensive designer tastes and the suffering and sacrificies ordinary Americans are going through because of her husband's policies.
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 06:16 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 01, 2012 06:16 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:17 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: lowandslow at April 01, 2012 06:18 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:19 PM (R5yLq)
Speaking of AMC shows...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm-Li_yL03U
Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2012 06:20 PM (6RnvM)
Sheaths are for sylph-like little things with no breasts or hips! Otherwise, it's just a tent, and it looks just dreadful.
No woman her height, with those breasts and hips, has any business in a sheath. Sleeveless? Fine! But let's not pretend that it's a style meant for her! Twiggy, she is not!
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 06:20 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 01, 2012 06:20 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:20 PM (Z9EHQ)
Boy, if the AP is saying the crowds were smaller than expected, that's really saying something!
"Thousands of people filled the amphitheater at MiamiÂ’s Bayfront Park Sunday afternoon to demand justice in the death of Trayvon Martin. The attendance fell far short of the 75 thousand predicted by US Rep. Frederica Wilson, organizer of the event, but they missed a spirited rally held under a blazing sun."
Ogabes's going to have to gin up another crisis. The Sandra Fluke Dog and Pony Show fell short and now it seems people may be losing interest in Trayvon.
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 06:20 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 06:21 PM (w407e)
Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 06:21 PM (/5Tgi)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 06:21 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2012 06:22 PM (CMM9V)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:22 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Pecos, at April 01, 2012 06:22 PM (2Gb0y)
She doesn't need to wear them skintight, which is a problem for her; she really has no clue about proper fit. She probably refuses to let them fit her to her true size. They ought to lie to her about it.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:23 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: caspera at April 01, 2012 06:23 PM (OcD3L)
Sheaths are for sylph-like little things with no breasts or hips! Otherwise, it's just a tent, and it looks just dreadful.
No woman her height, with those breasts and hips, has any business in a sheath. Sleeveless? Fine! But let's not pretend that it's a style meant for her! Twiggy, she is not!
The thing is, Michelle got the hips, but didn't get the boobs. She is oddly flat chested for a Sistah!
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 06:23 PM (vJ9tV)
(Probably the same guys who took Ted Kennedy's exams.)
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at April 01, 2012 06:24 PM (SV4OI)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2012 06:24 PM (UR5vq)
You DO have a terrible impression of me don't you!
And someone else thought the same, go look upthread for the Listerine comments!!!! Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:24 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:25 PM (Z9EHQ)
Not possible. Never in a hundred, never in a thousand, never in a million years.
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 06:25 PM (mKMj1)
>I'm old, but handing in there because I want to read the Tell-All's from the obama stylists, staff, Secret Service, Marines from Chopper One, chiefs, gardeners, dog walkers and the poor poor souls who will have to clean the WH after the shitheels are dragged out.<
I doubt the SS or the Marines will write any tell-alls, but you might get something from other staffers after they retire.
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2012 06:25 PM (vpe0k)
Posted by: caspera at April 01, 2012 06:25 PM (OcD3L)
Let's not forget that Mooch is going to be on Biggest Loser -- apparently serving as some kind of role model. {can't stop laughing} I wonder if she'll cram down a couple monster burgers and some fries on the way to the taping.
Right after they taped that episode where the contestents hang out with her at the WH, she went on Vaca to Mt. Rushmore with the girls. Apparently, she and the girls stopped and had fudge and ice cream at a local establisment. So when this Hippocrite starts following her own nutrition admonitions, maybe then she'll have some credibility. Until then, she can kiss my little yellow butt!
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 06:26 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2012 06:26 PM (CMM9V)
Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 06:26 PM (/5Tgi)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 01, 2012 06:27 PM (niZvt)
He needs some quality time with The mooslim bruthahood in Egypt Me Thinks
Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 01, 2012 06:27 PM (nonzP)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 06:28 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 06:28 PM (JoIcn)
She doesn't, though. Or so seldom it hardly counts and was probably an accident to start with.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:28 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:28 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 06:28 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 06:29 PM (/5Tgi)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2012 06:29 PM (4q5tP)
On to Current TV- there's an opening...
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 06:29 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2012 06:29 PM (CMM9V)
Truthful, but oh, so unkind!
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 10:26 PM (mKMj1)
So, which staff styling genius thought, hmmmm, let's put a great big bow on her ass, just in case somebody doesn't see it the first time? I'm guessing the same one who came up with the boobeh belt. It's too funny . . .
Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 06:29 PM (w407e)
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 06:29 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 01, 2012 06:29 PM (niZvt)
There have been some clothes choices I possibly should not have made, but that one...good lord.
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 06:30 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2012 06:31 PM (CMM9V)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:31 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2012 06:31 PM (vpe0k)
Bingo. You don't need a ton of money to dress with class and dignity. You simply have to have some respect for yourself.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 01, 2012 06:32 PM (Gk3SS)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpCZ2PZpMWM
Watch a 17 year old, who has potentially been playing this game since he was 12, lose all faith in everything in real time
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 01, 2012 06:32 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2012 06:32 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 06:33 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:33 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:33 PM (Z9EHQ)
steering wheel at the 10 and 2 positions, as envisioned on a clock.
FWIW, at the BMW driving school, they told me that 10-2 was obsolete and to keep my hands at 9 and 3 o'clock.
--
And FWIW, I just took online defensive driving and they instructed the 8 and 4 o'clock positions. Which I thought was kind of strange, and a pretty big change that wasn't widely communicated. This must be a fairly new thing, because I take driving courses every few years. Who knows, maybe my propensity to speed will save my life someday, seeing as I'll be up on all the new standards.
Posted by: Mayday at April 01, 2012 06:33 PM (orrLR)
That mess that is linked on Drudge is the worst thing I've ever seen on anyone. Why would you wear an extremely loud top that is split open over your GIANT bottom half? I keep expecting Alien to jump out of her fly in that pic.
Moochelle's poor fashion sense has been going on for years. If you ever get a chance, google her in her prom dress. That was butt ugly and kind of slutty too (had a slit up to her ear). Her date also looked like he could have been the father of one of her girlfriends on a mercy mission (no one asked her to the prom, so he felt sorry for her and took her).
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 06:33 PM (vJ9tV)
Kind of like the Attorney General should know what's legal? Don't forget who hired these yahoos, Kratos.
Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 06:34 PM (w407e)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 01, 2012 06:34 PM (niZvt)
if there is a catfight it will be the moronettes fighting over the scalp when they get it off.
Which I would wear on my head like a cap....
Posted by: Scott Beauchamp, TNR Confabulist at April 01, 2012 06:35 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: Jimbo
It's more distressed venting, I think.
Very few of us will ever be in a position to be dressed by the best people in the country. We're sort of horrified by what Michelle Obama's doing to the whole concept.
How badly do you have to terrify or infuriate your staff that they let you dress in such humiliating and expensive failures?
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 06:35 PM (mKMj1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3a2NPeWd1U
Break out the lighters again.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 06:35 PM (F79HU)
I"m telling you, it's like someone said upthread....they're either scared of her, or are going along because they want to keep their job.
Or she possibly picked someone whose taste meshed with hers, instead of going with someone who had, you know, good taste....which is most likely what happened.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:35 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 10:33 PM (8sCoq)
This!
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 06:35 PM (F79HU)
Elaine: Just because you think a man is handsome, doesn't mean you're gay.
Geroge: It doesn't help.
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2012 06:36 PM (vpe0k)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:36 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 01, 2012 06:36 PM (T03Ll)
http://www.metmuseum.org/toah/works-of-art/1972.118.104
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at April 01, 2012 06:37 PM (SV4OI)
How large is Mooch's White House entourage, over a dozen paid
employees? You'd think at least one of them would know how a dignified
First Lady should look in public...
What happens when you hire friends and cronies. It's why the entire administration is completely jacked up. No one is qualified to do anything there (look at all the diplomatic gaffes Oblahblah has made with gifts, treatment of dignataries, bowing, etc.) When no one on your staff comes from the private sector, you have a bunch of unprofessional yes men who don't know and don't have the balls to tell you what proper protocol is.
Posted by: Scott Beauchamp, TNR Confabulist at April 01, 2012 06:37 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:38 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:38 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 01, 2012 06:38 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 01, 2012 10:36 PM (T03Ll)
Yes, I will marry you.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 06:38 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 06:38 PM (O3R/2)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 01, 2012 06:38 PM (T03Ll)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:39 PM (Z9EHQ)
Remember the White House party planner lady who wore my parents' bedspread to the big shindig?
Style, baby!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2012 06:39 PM (4q5tP)
David Carradine's last words
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 06:39 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 06:40 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 10:35 PM (SsG4J)
I hear she's getting her shoes at Botticelli, now!
Posted by: Gail Cunningham at April 01, 2012 06:40 PM (ckh2W)
WWIII - Take Off Your T-Shirt (If you Can't Name A Song By The Band That's On It)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CooWivqYEeQ
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 06:40 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 01, 2012 06:41 PM (T03Ll)
Style, baby!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2012 10:39 PM (4q5tP)
Michelle's next gown....
http://tinyurl.com/yld9dpn
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 06:41 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:41 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:41 PM (R5yLq)
All brook trout 8 to 9 inches that I broiled and served with salt, pepper and lemon butter. That needs repeating soon.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2012 06:41 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Jimbo
Well, at least half the female population is. I know I am.
Just appalling.
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 06:41 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 01, 2012 06:41 PM (niZvt)
If I had a mouthful of scotch, I'd have spit it all over, so we're even now.
And Count, God yes I remember that walking fashion disaster, too, and a pity it was, because she was at least attractive.
Apparently that crown overall just has ghastly taste.....and she probably picked her stylists from among them.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:41 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: packsoldier at April 01, 2012 06:42 PM (9tLNI)
Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 06:43 PM (O3R/2)
Posted by: Barry Obama at April 01, 2012 06:43 PM (niZvt)
and where have you been for the last year?
I've been here, just not as much. I've been working more lately. Thanks be to Obama. I actually think we are so busy because people are wanting to have their elective surgeries before Obamacare kicks in. Seriously.
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 06:43 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2012 06:43 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 06:44 PM (w407e)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 06:44 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: LifeTrek at April 01, 2012 06:44 PM (BLjub)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 01, 2012 06:44 PM (T03Ll)
Sigh.
Posted by: elizabethe at April 01, 2012 10:41 PM (T03Ll)
*Chokes back bitter tears*
Adieu, my Elizabethe!
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 06:45 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:45 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Olive at April 01, 2012 06:45 PM (niZvt)
And I need to be there!
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:45 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:45 PM (Z9EHQ)
Tomorrow is April Fool-Killers' Day.
Keep those doors locked, everyone.
Sweet dreams!
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 01, 2012 06:45 PM (xAp2X)
When air bags first came out most Canadian provinces had mandatory seatbelt laws but most U.S. states didn't. So we found that Canadian drivers/passengers were being hurt in car accidents that didn't happen in the States because the air bags were overinflated for belted drivers so newspapers suggested getting the inflation pressure reduced and then the car companies selling here eventually dropped it.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2012 06:45 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 06:46 PM (O3R/2)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:46 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 01, 2012 06:46 PM (niZvt)
I look forward to watching them slavishly follow Michelle's fashion sense.
Blackmail opportunities galore!
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 06:46 PM (mKMj1)
Toby ALWAYS thumbs out--if the wheel gets spun you are guaranteed broken thumbs. If an air bag deploys, you're also guaranteed pain. I say this from personal experience.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2012 06:46 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Conservative Crank voted for Perry, dammit at April 01, 2012 06:47 PM (1zwZo)
http://tinyurl.com/muvbos
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 10:33 PM (X6akg)
That's her dog shit-scooping ensemble, by Isabel Toledo if I know my designers.
Posted by: Cicero at April 01, 2012 06:47 PM (xwuyd)
Maybe she doesn't have big hips. Those thunder-thighs on the other hand...
She's got big hips and bigass thighs. Have you seen her from the rear?
I remember pics of her posted on a vaca to the Grand Canyon. She was wearing rather short shorts for a FLOTUS. She totally had cottage cheese thighs. She is not that fit. She does nothing for her bottom half of her body. She only works on the arms. It reminds me of men at the gym who only work on their chest and arms. You never see them doing squats or quad raises or leg press, they only do shoulders, chest and biceps. Their upper bodies are huge and then they have these little bird legs. She only does arms. That's why they are disproportionately more toned than the rest of her body. Even if you are bigger on the bottome as a lot of women are, you can still tone up your thighs. Hers are a jiggly mess.
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 06:47 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: packsoldier at April 01, 2012 10:42 PM (9tLNI)
just proves Romney has something to hide, right!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2012 06:47 PM (i3+c5)
When I first saw that pic of Michelle I literally thought she had been slimed and had to remove her skirt. I just can't believe she thinks she looks good in . . . a lizard costume.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 01, 2012 06:48 PM (HU7/4)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2012 06:49 PM (z35ou)
Superior to Allied tanks of the time 1347 Tiger tanks were produced. By comparison the US manufactured over 58,000 Sherman tanks.
They were superior when they ran also about 2,100 Tiger units were made of various types.
Also the the top German tank ace was killed in his Tiger by a Sherman Firefly.
Posted by: YIKES! at April 01, 2012 06:50 PM (Fx8df)
Michelle Obama's main style advisor is the store owner of Ikram boutique in Chicago, 41-year-old Isreali-born Ikram (pronounced e-crom) Goldman. The 4,000 square foot Ikram boutique carries high-end American, European and Japanese labels and was the source of MichelleÂ’s special-ordered inaugural styles. Goldman is known for her eclectic styles (the store also includes vintage pieces). http://tinyurl.com/2fncsth
Bibi Netanyahu has got to be laughing his ass off on the phone with Ikram every week.
Posted by: Cicero at April 01, 2012 06:50 PM (xwuyd)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 06:50 PM (DGIjM)
with that wit I would have pegged you for a surgeon.
Thanks! I'm too smart to be a surgeon--ha! ha! No, really, I just load the truck. CVOR nurse.
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 06:51 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 01, 2012 06:51 PM (T03Ll)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 06:51 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:52 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2012 06:52 PM (vpe0k)
For $80 plus a couple things from RadioShack like a practice soldering board and a desoldering gun I saved a good $150 on hiring a repairman or $1500 for a new set. I was scared I was in over my head but got lucky and pulled it off."
Nice
"There! Fixed it myself" is one of the best feelings there is. Like Tom Hanks making fire in Castaway.
"Aha. Look what I've created. I have made FIRE!"
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2012 06:52 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Bo the Portuguese Waterboarding Dog at April 01, 2012 06:52 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 09:35 PM (vJ9tV)
---------------------------
Actually, current model passenger cars are equipped with energy absorbing bumpers hidden under the polymer fairings. The bumpers are either a plastic grid or dense foam with aluminum reinforcement bars. The idea is that the bumper will take about an 8mph hit before the energy gets transmitted through the passenger compartment.
I was a traffic crash reconstructionist, so I actually do know something about this.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 06:52 PM (M0NzJ)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 06:52 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at April 01, 2012 06:53 PM (Fs7RJ)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 10:47 PM (SsG4J)
Oh, I was so excited, Tammy, ready to do a screen grab, but my computer gave me a big, fat (heh) warning that I shouldn't go there. So, I didn't. Dang!
Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 06:53 PM (w407e)
I wonder where michelle gets her clothes
The Big, Tall, and Ugly Shop
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 10:51 PM (vJ9tV)
Funny, but funnier still would have been if you used a Fred Sanford sock.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2012 06:54 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 06:54 PM (uhPd1)
Seriously, WTF?? :
http://tinyurl.com/6vaon75
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:54 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 01, 2012 06:55 PM (UR5vq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2012 06:55 PM (iSg0F)
Frankly, no one could possibly get away with the horror show unless she wanted them to. Good lord, but it's just so awful! I'm not the most confident woman ever, and I'd put up my little hand and say, "This isn't working!"
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 06:56 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 06:56 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:56 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 06:57 PM (uhPd1)
Ya know.. I dont even care that Michelle is a big girl.. so what. Nobody is perfect.
But her clothes are so freakin ugly.
Who in the hell dresses her?
I care. If she's micromanaging what we can eat and she's fat herself, if she's lecturing us to work out and she doesn't, I care.
And yes, her clothes are not only the ugliest ones any FLOTUS has ever worn, I would bet a paycheck that she spends a ton more money on them and all her ugly ass shoes and accessories than several First Ladies combined. She has ugly, expensive tastes that do not go down well with the American public (hence the need for the Target photo-op). I'm so sick of the MFM constantly foisting her entitled, overexposed, nanny stating ass on me.
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 06:57 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 06:57 PM (DGIjM)
I have a lot of old Halloween costumes and, bon chance, they are the perfect size!!
Posted by: Patrick Ewing at April 01, 2012 06:57 PM (w407e)
Of course the sure way to prevent air bag deployment is to buy a car that isn't equipped with them.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2012 06:58 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:58 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 10:57 PM (vJ9tV)
Its actualy pretty simple... You cannot BUY class.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2012 06:59 PM (lZBBB)
http://tinyurl.com/6rw7yk
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 10:56 PM (SsG4J)
Yes!!!! Thanks, Tammy, you're awsome.
Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 07:00 PM (w407e)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 07:00 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 07:01 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 01, 2012 07:02 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 07:02 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: lowandslow at April 01, 2012 07:03 PM (GZitp)
I was a traffic crash reconstructionist, so I actually do know something about this.
OK, that makes me feel a little better, thanks!
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 07:03 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 07:03 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 07:03 PM (R5yLq)
What is that?!
There was a man at the dog park I used to take my dogs to. He evidently had suffered some kind of head trauma at some point, so everyone tried not to have screaming conniptions at him too often. However, this one time, he came into the park wearing extremely short jogging shorts, and a woman's ruffled top, that exposed his pot-belly; my best guess being that it was someone's pregnancy shirt that our "hero" had found in a thrift shop.
We all managed to keep from shrieking and fleeing, and he left after a bit.
One woman, new to the park, turned to one of our nicest young ladies and asked, in a truly awe-struck tone: "What was that?"
The lady replied, after a brief hesitation, "I do not know."
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 07:04 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 07:04 PM (w407e)
I see these poor little people and I wish they'd get some damn pedal extensions.
That's me, I'm only 5' tall.
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 07:04 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 07:04 PM (uhPd1)
I'm afraid they (my wife who is 5'0") get smashed in the face with the very real possibility of serious injury. Short of disabling the system, nothing can help.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2012 07:05 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 07:05 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 07:05 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Bo the Portuguese Waterboarding Dog at April 01, 2012 07:06 PM (niZvt)
As it is no matter what manner of fashion crime she commits the liberoids in the MSM will kiss her extraordinarily large caboose up one side and down the other.
It's how her completely unqualified, lazy ass, empty suit husband got elected.
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 07:06 PM (vJ9tV)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 07:07 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 07:09 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 10:54 PM (SsG4J)
LOL! That came from a blog that is always doing a fawning running commentary on Michelle.
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 07:09 PM (vJ9tV)
I went through an air bag deployment test driving a customer car, this dumb mushroom backed out of a driveway right into the street, and I t-boned him. Speed was about 35, and I had only enough time to get my foot ON the brake before we hit. I came away with a hell of a bloody nose and mouth, but no other damage. Do not wish to repeat that.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2012 07:10 PM (SAMxH)
*Sigh*
Yep. Pretty much.
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 07:10 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 07:11 PM (uhPd1)
Yeah, that's not the job of the First Lady either. We have men coning home from the middle east you have been fucked up body and soul, maybe the role of First Lady should be to do everything in her power to honor them, by highlighting the help they need and the sacrifice they made. Even Laura Bush dropped the ball on that score.
Posted by: lowandslow at April 01, 2012 07:12 PM (GZitp)
Yeah, sometimes when you back out of a drive, if there are parked cars around to obstruct your vision, then you have to roll down your windows and listen, and then, if your hearing isn't too good to begin with, pretty much pray.
Posted by: navybrat at April 01, 2012 07:12 PM (raqE3)
Today I saw a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker. Can you guess the country where the car wasn't built?
Posted by: fluffy at April 01, 2012 07:12 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: eric cartman at April 01, 2012 07:14 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: navybrat at April 01, 2012 07:15 PM (raqE3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 07:15 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 07:16 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 07:16 PM (WaTVB)
Driving while distracted is still a violation in most jurisdictions.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at April 01, 2012 07:17 PM (JEpGb)
I was waiting for my lane to move, and consulted my rear-view mirror, which converted to the 2 x 7 horror movie.
A car was barreling down the freeway toward me, the driver jacked round in his seat, yelling at his kids, his wife doing much the same.
I groaned, put my truck into neutral and set the parking brake, put my seat all the way back, and took off my glasses.
The 2 x 7 horror movie continued, with the Wife looking up, and doing the full-bore "OH MY GOD!" thing - I could literally read her lips. Hubby snaps round and stomps on the brakes, the car bows to the pavement, the bumper kisses the asphalt, smoke rises....and it stops, rocking and smoking, inches from my back bumper.
I smiled, put my seat forward, resumed my glasses, engaged the gear, and crept gently, gently, down I-10 to my destination.
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 07:17 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: teej at April 01, 2012 07:17 PM (MYQ7K)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 07:17 PM (Z9EHQ)
Google, Michelle Obama Grinch hair. I think that is why she has that weighted weave going on now.
Posted by: madamex at April 01, 2012 07:18 PM (1zsKV)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 07:19 PM (WaTVB)
Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 11:04 PM (w407e)
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The airbags were being stolen for (or by) unscrupulous auto repair shops. The airbags aren't cheap and the repair shops were pocketing the insurance money.
The crackheads steal the catalytic converters because of the platinum in them. The salvage yards were paying about $300 per converter before I retired.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 07:19 PM (M0NzJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 07:20 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 07:20 PM (/5Tgi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 07:22 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 11:17 PM (mKMj1)
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The only thing you did wrong was set the parking brake on: that would have required higher energy transfer from the bullet car to get your truck moving.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 07:24 PM (M0NzJ)
Posted by: wankette at April 01, 2012 07:25 PM (CrYip)
Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 07:25 PM (/5Tgi)
One of my wondering thoughts is, who will the Dems put up for President in 2016? Not Hillary, surely.
Not Reid, Pelosi, Schumner, Wasserman-Schultz, Boxer, Jackson Lee, Frank, Elizabeth Warren, Rahm Emanuel or the rest of the band of national miscreants either.
Any leading Governors? It'll be telling who give Obama's keynote speech this summer at the Democratic National Coronation.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2012 07:25 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: runninrebel
That's good advice - thanks!
I literally had nowhere to go. Right up against the guardrail, and traffic very tight. I'd ended up a bit closer to the guy ahead of my car's bumper than I should have, too, which didn't help.
With any sort of luck, that particular situation will never recur.
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 07:26 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDesk at April 01, 2012 07:26 PM (+nCNS)
Posted by: teej at April 01, 2012 11:17 PM (MYQ7K)
Holy cow! Teej! I haven't seen you in forever, and on an ONT, wow!
I'm well, how are you? How's the shoulder? Is baseball season starting up for you now?
Well, I have to run, but I hope you all have a fabulous night!
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 07:27 PM (vJ9tV)
OMG I can't believe I googled that - and there are images.
Posted by: someone at April 01, 2012 11:22 PM (bqjJT)
That is very funny isn't it. Never made the papers here though. Do you think nanny staters will ever ban the extremely harmful hair straighterner that gives black people, white hair? I don't either.
Posted by: madamex at April 01, 2012 07:28 PM (1zsKV)
The only thing you did wrong was set the parking brake on: that would have required higher energy transfer from the bullet car to get your truck moving. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop
Well, I really didn't want to hit the tiny little car in front of me...
But I take your meaning, and runningrn's, too, and will not, in future, set the parking brake.
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 07:28 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 07:29 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 07:31 PM (R5yLq)
Matt Weiner, you agenda-pushing putz!
Posted by: wankette at April 01, 2012 11:25 PM (CrYip)
What a coincidence; back in 1965, when that Mad Men was supposed to take place, Obama's mom was taking it repeatedly up the ass by a drunk janitor.Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2012 07:31 PM (z8HSj)
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 07:34 PM (mKMj1)
Yeah, one more thing the both of them could have taken from W, honor those who you put in harm's way. I watched him do that several times, and it was evident, the pain he felt was was real, not manufactured.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2012 07:34 PM (SAMxH)
The thuggish/ gang behavior just keeps on coming. You'd think that at some point, the light would dawn and they'd say "this doesn't make sense, maybe being a gangster isn't a good plan."
Posted by: someone at April 01, 2012 07:35 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 01, 2012 07:35 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 07:36 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 07:37 PM (/5Tgi)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 07:38 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 07:38 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 01, 2012 11:35 PM (ZPrif)
Yeah that ended quite a while ago. And that's the bottom line! Cause Stone Cold said so!
Also its how the Rock rose to popularity. He started out as a good guy and people just hated his persona. So he went full on heel and was a completely cocky ass, and people started loving him for it. Hell they kept trying to turn him bad guy again after that a few times and it could never stick because the fans didn't care they loved him. I think the only thing that got him negativity was that he had been doing so many movies and he wrestled Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania.
Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2012 07:40 PM (GULKT)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2012 07:40 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 07:41 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 07:42 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2012 07:43 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 07:43 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 07:43 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: number two at April 01, 2012 07:44 PM (axc/z)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 07:44 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 11:41 PM (uhPd1)
A little professional advice: When you're mobying, it helps to create a persona with a complete backstory. That way when you recount an experience you can organically weave a political message into it without it coming off as jarring.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 01, 2012 07:45 PM (+B3Nr)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 07:47 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: runningrn at April 01, 2012 11:04 PM (vJ9tV)
There seem to be entirely too many spinners posting 'round these parts.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 01, 2012 07:48 PM (Aaxiu)
Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 07:48 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2012 07:48 PM (6RnvM)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 07:49 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 01, 2012 07:49 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 07:49 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2012 11:53 PM (7W3wI)
if you like droopy, sure I guess
Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 07:56 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: teej at April 01, 2012 07:58 PM (MYQ7K)
Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 07:59 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2012 08:00 PM (iSg0F)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 08:00 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2012 08:03 PM (iSg0F)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 08:06 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: teej at April 01, 2012 08:10 PM (MYQ7K)
There seems to be some unwritten law that every state must have at least one prominent politician that makes the rest of the country wonder what is wrong with the voters there.
Posted by: epobirs at April 01, 2012 08:11 PM (kcfmt)
Yes, Che was ruthless and fanatical and sometimes murderous. But was he a murderer? No, not in the sense of a serial killer or gangland assassin. He was one of those rare people who are prepared to push past ethical constraints, even their own conscience, and bring about a greater good by doing terrible things.
Whether morally justifiable or not, there is something admirable in that -- pure principle in a world of shabby compromise. Maybe this is why Che remains such an icon, both in image and idea.[/]
wut.....lol
Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 08:12 PM (M8yfa)
A lot of people knew at the time. Kennedy and his team were just far more vicious and ruthless, and that was rewarded. Despite the reputation he was given, Nixon was too nice for the line of work he was in.
Posted by: epobirs at April 01, 2012 08:13 PM (kcfmt)
I have had a few and the more I have the better that link on Drudge starts to look, IYKWIM
Thanks for the heads up, and for the jwow minx-y lady too
Posted by: Beer Goggles at April 01, 2012 08:14 PM (ysWJ9)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 08:15 PM (WaTVB)
I was once working on an M&A assignment, and the company that we were looking at acquiring thought they had put their speaker phone on mute during one of our countless calls but someone screwed up. They seemed to be surprised at the thoroughness of our questions from that point on and the deal fell through. Too bad.
Oh, and Miss Hannah Minx is "Jizzonable Gomi".
Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 01, 2012 08:16 PM (nZvGM)
Posted by: epobirs at April 02, 2012 12:11 AM (kcfmt)
One? I wish it were only one. Jesse Ventura......Al Franken......our new Governor Mark "Googly Eyes" Dayton. I would probably trade all of them for Joe. At least he can make me laugh.
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 08:24 PM (JoIcn)
*************
Did you ever watch "V"?
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at April 01, 2012 08:27 PM (SV4OI)
What pushed a lot of this was when a bunch of insurance companies decided to treat any air-bag deployment as totaling the car, even if the damage was minor, because the assemblies are so costly. Which meant a perfectly usable car needing minor repairs could be acquired for very cheap through the back door of a junkyard and sold for a huge profit if an air-bag assembly could be obtained cheap.
Depends on the model and the damage though. Some are worth far more parted out and this made some wonder if there wasn't some ulterior motive in the insurer's behavior.
Posted by: epobirs at April 01, 2012 08:28 PM (kcfmt)
Heh. Doesn't it make you feel ready to conquer the world? I recently dealt with a car repair that was trivial but I've always had a hell of a time finding similarity between what the shop manual shows and reality. Getting through that made me feel absurdly triumphant.
I don't know why I have such trouble with cars. I've built hundreds of computers in my time.
Posted by: epobirs at April 01, 2012 08:33 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2012 08:38 PM (FIE/L)
Re: Michelle's Star Trek oufit
I think the idea of having a little 'skirt' to cover your wide hips is that is should actually, you know, COVER your hips. Silly girl!
Posted by: lily at April 01, 2012 08:47 PM (igSv+)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 08:58 PM (5lgwV)
http://tinyurl.com/7bdm38a
Whoever cast Rosie O' in the film version must've been on some serious drugs.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 09:03 PM (5lgwV)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2012 01:03 AM (5lgwV)
To make up for Rosie though, they did toss us a bone with Halle as the Dirty Birdy secretary. I was in sixth grade at the time. That was some serious bunk material.
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 09:08 PM (JoIcn)
I had a similar experience in 2006. I was chauffeuring my mother to and from Santa Monica where we were dealing with a dying relative, and discovering the amazingly messy details of his life.
We were headed home one day, in her 2002 Ford Explorer, headed North on the 405 and at a dead stop near the Skirball exit. I looked in the rear view and saw a small sedan approaching at a speed offering no hope of stopping in time. Not having any movement options, I took my foot off the brake and tried to decide if it would help to warn my mother.
The Honda slammed into us at about 35 MPH. We got pushed forward into an Escalade and this left the front license plate impaled on his trailer hitch. It was the kind of thing you'd disbelieve if you saw it in a movie. We cut the engine and checked ourselves out to see if anything hurt. We were fine, although Mom was very upset because this was the third such incident for her in five years. The Explorer was a replacement for the Buick that had been declared totaled after a rear-ending on Balboa in the Valley.
So, we were fine but the Honda, well, the Honda was a demonstration of the crash safety design engineered into it. The crumple zones crumpled very nicely, the airbag deployed, and the driver was alive, although they took to the hospital for examination.
We drove home with a messed up bumper and that was fixed two weeks later. The Explorer is still in service, while that Honda is but a memory.
Posted by: epobirs at April 01, 2012 09:08 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: epobirs at April 02, 2012 01:08 AM (kcfmt)
Modern cars are built on the premise that you could fill the passenger compartment with loosely crumpled balls of aluminum foil and passengers would likely survive anything you did to the vehicle -- past cars were designed to attach the BUMPER to the FRAME in such a way that nothing got closer.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 09:13 PM (kaalw)
I cringe every time I see one of those Smart cars somewhere. Hell, that thing makes a Yugo look like a tank. I can only imagine what that thing looks like after being hit by a SUV.
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 09:22 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: Lauren at April 01, 2012 09:23 PM (bcfXX)
Posted by: epobirs at April 01, 2012 09:31 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 02, 2012 01:00 AM (7FadD)
Only if we're talking about Betty of ampersand& Veronica fame.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 09:32 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 01:26 AM (4ixH5)
sorry for the late reply, watching The Killing
http://tinyurl.com/cqkkwdf
Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 09:37 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 09:41 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 09:44 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 09:45 PM (5lgwV)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 09:45 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2012 09:45 PM (iSg0F)
Posted by: The Dude at April 02, 2012 01:37 AM (M8yfa)
Heh. I'd like to push past ethical constraints and punch that asshole in the nuts. Not that that makes me a thug, not in the sense of a gangbanger, I'm just one of those dudes that wants to bring about a greater good by kicking this guy's ass. Whether it's morally justifiable is besides the point, I just got to abide by my pure principles in a world of shitty compromise.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 09:46 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2012 09:48 PM (iSg0F)
Posted by: vika ut sig at April 02, 2012 01:41 AM (sqVOl)
I hate you.
No, not really. I hate the trolls who fucked up Pixy's shitty website.
I'm sorry. Less fightin', more luvin' I always say.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 09:48 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika ut sig at April 01, 2012 09:48 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: vika ut sig at April 01, 2012 09:49 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 09:50 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 02, 2012 01:48 AM (iSg0F)
Like JC says, they're the party of slavery. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 09:50 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 09:50 PM (uhPd1)
Screenwriters must've had "NOMI WALKS OFF SCREEN IN AN ANGRY HUFF" on a macro key.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 09:50 PM (5lgwV)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 09:51 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 09:53 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: vika ut sig at April 02, 2012 01:49 AM (sqVOl)
Time to claim your prize.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 09:53 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 09:55 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: The Dude at April 02, 2012 01:50 AM (M8yfa)
Remake... Remake... Remake... Remake...
Posted by: Robert's stuck on a loop at April 01, 2012 09:55 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika ut sig at April 01, 2012 09:58 PM (sqVOl)
My expectation: not very well.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 10:02 PM (5lgwV)
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 10:02 PM (JoIcn)
I think the song "Hobo Toes" should be our official song, as heard on Stevie TV (VH1). Lovely, lovely ballad.
Mama Winger - watching those $#%^ eagles finally paid off. I saw mama feeding the three furpods today!
Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at April 01, 2012 10:03 PM (KnlZl)
Posted by: Lauren at April 02, 2012 01:23 AM (bcfXX)
I'm not much of a praying guy, but I've asked for intercession from Whoever and Whatever might listen, and sent concern and well-wishes on my own account as well.
That said, faith is one sphere and science is another, and best outcomes and healing may lie within both. I'm specifically concerned about your statement that you've had several miscarriages. It is heartbreaking that you have faced this more than once, and I can certainly wish you any comfort that faith can bring you.....but that's about regrets and sorrows. Hope and success are more likely found in the scientific sphere.
Identify and use the best secular resources you can. Get good advice. Use technology wisely, and with a prayer that your acts be rightly guided, do what must be done.
I do hope that this crisis shall pass, and that this time you may hold in your arms the happy result of love both natural and sacred. But do not cease to drive and demand from your medical team. Neither you nor God would prefer a baby to have to cling to life by a Miracle, as opposed to the regular order of God and Nature.....so you should continue to try to make sure that Medicine has everything arranged so that God need not intercede.
Be strong, do right, hold tight to what matters -- connections, faith, and science. This connection's support is headed your way.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 10:03 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: vika ut sig at April 01, 2012 10:06 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 02, 2012 02:02 AM (JoIcn)
I don't mind a Robocop, thing is still fun but it's seriously dated and frankly doesn't hold up that well.
That being said, I wish they filmed Frank Miller's Robocop 2 script, thing was awesome
Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 10:08 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 10:08 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at April 01, 2012 10:09 PM (KnlZl)
20 minutes 'till I'm done with this POS. How can something with so many boobehs be so awful?
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 10:10 PM (5lgwV)
Posted by: vika ut sig at April 01, 2012 10:11 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: vika ut sig at April 01, 2012 10:13 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2012 02:10 AM (5lgwV)
Have you ever been to a nude beach? I stumbled across one while on a trip to Mexico when I was 13. All your dreams of what they could be are shattered when you get a glimpse of the people who decide to show off the goods.
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 10:16 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 10:17 PM (5lgwV)
Being hereditary royalty is no assurance of attractiveness. Somewhat the opposite. Spain has had some legendarily hideous breeding misadventures in their high houses.
Posted by: epobirs at April 01, 2012 10:18 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: vika ut sig at April 02, 2012 02:13 AM (sqVOl)
but he only want more efficient government, not less
Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 10:19 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 10:19 PM (uhPd1)
When I was in Spain on leave it was much the same. The women who chose to run around the beaches topless tended towards the land whale genus.
Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 10:20 PM (tlK1P)
and boobies ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJxuYfpi9QY
no bacon or kittehs though ...
Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 10:21 PM (crQEo)
You only need to avoid the main blast wave. It worked for William holden in this movie:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064037/
Posted by: epobirs at April 01, 2012 10:22 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 10:24 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: epobirs at April 02, 2012 02:18 AM (kcfmt)
I don't know about Spain, but when I think of Engerlond's Prince Charles...*Shudder*
I think Diana must have been fucking someone else when she got knocked up with Harry. Actually seems to be a decent enough guy and doesn't appear to be a complete fucking retard. I still say Queen Liz ought to skip over Charles and William and announce, "Fuck this shite. My kids have failed us all. We're going right on down to Harry, who I know can't possibly be my grandson. I don't bloody give a shite, I'm commanding him to find some hot Finnish piece of ass and marry her as the one condition for becoming King. The rest of the Royal Family can go to hell."
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 10:25 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika ut sig at April 02, 2012 02:00 AM (sqVOl)
Oh. Just imagine Richard Simmons jumping out a cake.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 10:26 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane at April 02, 2012 02:21 AM (crQEo)
Work blocked. Describe the kittens generally and the boobehs graphically.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 10:27 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 10:27 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: epobirs at April 02, 2012 02:18 AM (kcfmt
True, but often times it holds true. All I've got to say, is God bless my Swedish heritage.
http://tinyurl.com/7ck7frz
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 10:28 PM (JoIcn)
I can't seem to get a hold of this formatting. Even putting three lines of space in between paragraphs, it still smushes everything together.
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 10:29 PM (JoIcn)
Charles II was pretty much the poster-boy for the horrors of inbreeding.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 10:29 PM (5lgwV)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 10:30 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 02:25 AM (4ixH5)
There has been a multi-generational breeding program....unfortunately, the result isn't a Kwisatz Haderach.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 10:30 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: pat at April 01, 2012 10:31 PM (UFxap)
I'd settle for a 1st Stage Guild Navigator ...
Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 10:32 PM (crQEo)
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 10:32 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 10:33 PM (5lgwV)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 10:33 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2012 02:29 AM (5lgwV)
GAH!
Someone get that guy some D&D books and a Mountain Dew!
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 10:34 PM (4ixH5)
boobies == Candy-O
bacon == part of a nutritious breakfast ...
kittehs == chasing catnip mouse ...
Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 10:34 PM (crQEo)
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 02, 2012 02:32 AM (JoIcn)
What what what? She really was fucking some dude? I was kind of talking out of my ass there.
TO BING!
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 10:35 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 10:39 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 10:39 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane at April 02, 2012 02:32 AM (crQEo)
I'd settle for better than Charles II....no, screw that, I'd rather someone randomly selected from the phone directory.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 10:41 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 10:41 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 02, 2012 02:28 AM (JoIcn)
I think I'm in love. Why didn't The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo feature this babe? Stand up for yourself, Sweden!
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 10:42 PM (5lgwV)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 10:42 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 01, 2012 10:42 PM (StSQZ)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 02, 2012 02:40 AM (7FadD)
I still have some distant relatives living in Sweden. I just remember seeing her picture at some point when I was doing some basic research on the country. So when the royal talk popped up in the thread.......boom! Time to post a pic.
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 10:43 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 10:44 PM (uhPd1)
Was Stanley Ann Durham Bene Gesserit?
Posted by: epobirs at April 02, 2012 02:40 AM (kcfmt)
Now there's an interesting question.....was she selected to bear a specific child? Hmmmmm.....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 10:44 PM (kaalw)
She was Bene Whoressit. A slightly more, uh, notorious sect.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 10:45 PM (5lgwV)
Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 10:45 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: vika at April 01, 2012 10:46 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 01, 2012 10:46 PM (StSQZ)
Posted by: Alex at April 02, 2012 02:45 AM (tlK1P)
You did leave us with a bit of a cliffhanger.....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 10:47 PM (kaalw)
I've come to the conclusion, the problem with Romney isn't that there aren't those of us who would passionately defend him against said remarks, it's that we just don't care to waste our time, which is precious, defending said remarks to people like you. We can recognize a lost cause when we see it. We understand opportunity costs.
Thus, there exists a perceptual gap; between those number who support Romney and the lack of perceived support because there isn't a consistent presence who is willing to argue with asinine fucktards like yourself. Frankly, the passionate Romney support is the demographic that doesn't care what you say online.
It's like Obama's legion of welfare recipients and dirty OWS hippies; they are perceived as omnipresent. They have an outsized impact because they have nothing else to fucking do in their lives but bitch and moan, 24/7: online, outside offices, in libraries, in the parks, etc.
But there exists a more silent majority that's sick of the current trend, still has a sense of perspective -- unlike yourself, and will accept and sweep a republican like Romney into power.
Get over yourself.
Posted by: Uriah Heep at April 01, 2012 10:48 PM (JdSQO)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 10:48 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 10:50 PM (uhPd1)
Another of the good princess of Sweden. I don't know what's going on with the hair or the hat.............and I don't care.
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 10:50 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: Alex at April 02, 2012 02:47 AM (tlK1P)
Gah! IMHO, metal always detracts from the beauty of the feminine form it's associated with.......unless you were to weld Roseanne Barr into a metal box, which sounds like a great idea.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 10:51 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 10:51 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 10:53 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 10:54 PM (4ixH5)
I think any place that does tattoos and piercings will do them. Probably not the booth at the local mall, although give the Left a little more time...
Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 10:54 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 02, 2012 02:50 AM (JoIcn)
*Licks palms*
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 10:55 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Alex at April 02, 2012 02:45 AM (tlK1P)
short story is bro got married in vegas. took the brothers, mom wife and spawn.
verdict: bride is fat bitch. Grim still has nothing in common with brothers, would hate them if they were strangers. mom continues to be difficult. Theres no place like home. Seems little brother had hard time trying to figure out poker.
im currently typing one handed on laptop in bed, Grim is asleep wrapped around me, wont let go.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 10:55 PM (r7Ddb)
Can't say I blame him.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 10:55 PM (5lgwV)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2012 02:41 AM (kaalw)
http://tinyurl.com/6wbtmgm
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 02:54 AM (4ixH5)
Vs. Jugears and his pet horse.....do you have an actual argument?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 10:59 PM (kaalw)
What did he say about you? Wasn't there some drama because he had to finally tell them that the two of you were married?
Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 10:59 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2012 02:51 AM (kaalw)
THIS! FUCKING THIS!!!!!!!!!
Look, earring are fine. Anything else is just wrong.
I've come to accept belly button piercings to a degree. If it's a small enough stud and she has a great body, it only looks a little trashy. Usually it's just wildly trashy.
Tongue studs, clit piercings, nose piercings, eyeborw piercings...I worked with a girl once who was just beautiful. Beautiful! On her last week on the job she got a fucking eyebrow piercing that just devastated me. I felt that she was spiting her face. Terrible.
Then she got knocked up by some fuckwad loser. Goddamn shame.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:00 PM (4ixH5)
Can't say I blame him.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2012 02:55 AM (5lgwV)
You've just described my ultimate fantasy. If only I had won the MegaMillions!
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 11:00 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 02, 2012 02:55 AM (r7Ddb)
Once again demonstrating Grim's excellent taste, and your good fortune.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 11:01 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2012 02:59 AM (kaalw)
No, I just thought the moment called for fat chicks.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:01 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 02, 2012 02:55 AM (r7Ddb)
*Nods approvingly*
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:02 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 11:03 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: vika at April 01, 2012 11:04 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 11:05 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: Alex at April 02, 2012 02:59 AM (tlK1P)
i tried to ask him about it. he, in usual Grim fashion flatly refused to discuss it. Said "Its over. Someday you will meet them. hopefully not soon."
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 11:05 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:06 PM (4ixH5)
Don't click this link no matter what !!!
http://tinyurl.com/3zvqx5f
Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 11:07 PM (crQEo)
Ouch.
Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 11:08 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 11:08 PM (uhPd1)
Look, earring are fine. Anything else is just wrong.
I've come to accept belly button piercings to a degree. If it's a small enough stud and she has a great body, it only looks a little trashy. Usually it's just wildly trashy.
Tongue studs, clit piercings, nose piercings, eyeborw piercings...I worked with a girl once who was just beautiful. Beautiful! On her last week on the job she got a fucking eyebrow piercing that just devastated me. I felt that she was spiting her face. Terrible.
Then she got knocked up by some fuckwad loser. Goddamn shame.
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 03:00 AM (4ixH5)
My rant in counterpoint --
WTF is wrong with women that they think there's anything more beautiful than women? "I've got to rub myself up against a pretty rock"; "I've go to have some metal pretzel attached to me"; "I have to conceal my numerous flaws." -- ARE YOU ALL JUST FUCKING DERANGED??????
Ahem. I apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended. I just got carried away with my belief that the sexiest thing a woman can wear is a smile. I'll just saunter off and denounce myself........
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 11:09 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:09 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at April 02, 2012 03:08 AM (ufJKx)
Didja collect a lot of panties?
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:09 PM (4ixH5)
oh and Game Of Thrones was great tonight.
And piercings can be taken out far more easily than tattoos removed
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 11:10 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 01, 2012 11:10 PM (StSQZ)
Posted by: vika at April 01, 2012 11:11 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2012 03:09 AM (kaalw)
A smile and stocking and a garter belt.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:12 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 01, 2012 11:12 PM (StSQZ)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 02, 2012 03:05 AM (r7Ddb)
Heh.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 11:12 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: vika at April 01, 2012 11:14 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: jc at April 02, 2012 03:08 AM (ufJKx)
Didja collect a lot of panties?
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 03:09 AM (4ixH5)
======
too much jazz
Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 11:14 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:14 PM (4ixH5)
Ahem. I apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended. I just got carried away with my belief that the sexiest thing a woman can wear is a smile. I'll just saunter off and denounce myself........
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2012 03:09 AM (kaalw)
during a breakup some guy pointed out those flaws and made her feel like thats why he was rejecting her. other girls may point them out to her, to make themselves feel better than her, Mom may have awkwardly made it worse by "helping." Ads show anorexic, boob jobbed, hair dyed, made up photoshopped airbrushed women as ideals.
Result: insecure woman who doesnt think she is enough. even if shes stunning and in great shape.
verdict: Gushie thinks this world is hard on girls.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 11:15 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: jc at April 02, 2012 03:14 AM (ufJKx)
Pocket protectors?
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 03:15 AM (4ixH5)
and horn rimmed glasses with tape in the middle
Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 11:16 PM (ufJKx)
Number l666 e're come to me,
But if it does, I'll party hard,
Cause then I'll be a Devil of a Bard ...
Burma Shave!
Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 11:16 PM (crQEo)
A smile and stocking and a garter belt.
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 03:12 AM (4ixH5)
And, even for the fetishists among us.....which is most important? Game, set, match, bitchez!
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 11:16 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: vika at April 02, 2012 03:14 AM (sqVOl)
I watched Game Of Thrones season one and hated it.
Mad Men is my show. I want to have my way with every woman on that show. Even Peggy, the homely lesbian.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:16 PM (4ixH5)
I kind of think you have to be mentally ill to think, meh, this - http://tinyurl.com/clkb4qc - is totally shithouse. I'll bang some fifty-kronor hooker instead.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 11:17 PM (5lgwV)
Posted by: vika at April 01, 2012 11:17 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 02, 2012 03:15 AM (r7Ddb)
========
well we certainly try to be. ;-))
Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 11:18 PM (ufJKx)
Much of the history of intra-European warfare can be viewed as a series of extended family spats.
Posted by: epobirs at April 01, 2012 11:20 PM (kcfmt)
Peggy does have a certain quality.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 11:20 PM (5lgwV)
Posted by: jc at April 02, 2012 03:16 AM (ufJKx)
Next time play a jazzed up version of Slayer's Raining Blood. That'll get the crowd movin'.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:20 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Alex at April 02, 2012 03:05 AM (tlK1P)
Grim described it me me like this..."The look like they might be hot till they open their mouths."
he prefers them retro-cute and shiny sweet. hes such a perv.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 11:21 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 11:21 PM (JoIcn)
I kind of think you have to be mentally ill to think, meh, this - http://tinyurl.com/clkb4qc - is totally shithouse. I'll bang some fifty-kronor hooker instead.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2012 03:17 AM (5lgwV)
=====
The obnoxious fuckface Bill Mahar did say one thing worth noting. It went something like this:
"Men just want something different. Bull has old cow, bull wants new cow. Hugh Grant had Liz Hurley at home and he was arrested in a car with a hooker that looked like Marvin Hagler in a wig."
I give the asshole credit for his work, but he is still a fuckface.
Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 11:22 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2012 03:20 AM (5lgwV)
She puts out.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:22 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika at April 01, 2012 11:23 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2012 03:16 AM (kaalw)
Sammich making skills?
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:24 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Old Bob at April 01, 2012 11:26 PM (3iqNd)
Ya lost me. You mean the episode where Peggy finds out she's 10 months pregnant or the episode where Joan gets plowed by the old guy after they get robbed?
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:26 PM (4ixH5)
Result: insecure woman who doesnt think she is enough. even if shes stunning and in great shape.
verdict: Gushie thinks this world is hard on girls.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 02, 2012 03:15 AM (r7Ddb)
This world *is* hard on girls.....from highly motivated assholes, bitches, and misogynists. I've got X and Y chromosomes -- if a comely young lass chirpily tells me that 1 and 1 make two, I'm inclined to go along......so politicos have to brand her as a whore or an idiot; other women have to "prove" that she doesn't speak for womanhood; and cranks have to marginalize her........even if, by wild chance, 1 and 1 actually do add up to 2.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 11:26 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2012 03:17 AM (5lgwV)
*Takes a cold shower*
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:27 PM (4ixH5)
No matter how beautiful she is, some guy somewhere is sick and tired of her shit.
All women are crazy. The trick is finding a crazy that matches you.
Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 11:29 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 03:24 AM (4ixH5)
OK, yeah.....that matters.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 11:30 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 11:31 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 11:31 PM (uhPd1)
NO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umhuM3M_mfI
Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 11:32 PM (crQEo)
Posted by: vika at April 01, 2012 11:32 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:35 PM (4ixH5)
Grim described it me me like this..."The look like they might be hot till they open their mouths."
he prefers them retro-cute and shiny sweet. hes such a perv.
A lady in the parlor and a whore in bed is what every man wants. We want a woman who we can trust to be faithful through the hard times, and who trusts us to go absolutely wild in private.
Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 11:35 PM (tlK1P)
'Cause, y'know, you're very sexy when you're bein' your snarky self.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 11:37 PM (kaalw)
It's not that they aren't good. It's just that they're all a little crazy
You have to appreciate it. Just like I'm sure she'd say the same thing about men: we're all crazy, and the good women like that.Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 11:38 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 11:38 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: Adriane at April 02, 2012 03:32 AM (crQEo)
Still work blocked. You're going to have to perform the whole video in mime for me.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:39 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 03:35 AM (4ixH5)
Plz explain the context where you thought "googling Big German Hausfrau" was a good idea.....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 11:40 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:42 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Alex at April 02, 2012 03:35 AM (tlK1P)
heh he un squished me for a sec... i think you are right. and i think i gotta go to bed. someone wants attention.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 11:43 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: vika ut sig at April 01, 2012 11:43 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:44 PM (4ixH5)
OK, who am I kidding? Buffalo is COLD. I'm heading to R'lyeh. Where it's not freezin' cold. G'night!
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 11:46 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 11:46 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: epobirs at April 02, 2012 03:37 AM (kcfmt)
She needs a sword and a gun as well.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 11:46 PM (4ixH5)
This is the one issue that I have with pick up artists. They tell guys "Here's how you can sleep with all these hot women, all these 9s and 10s!" To me, it's far better to find a 7 who puts herself together well and has fun in bet vs. a 10 who spends too much money and just lies there like a dead fish.
Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 11:48 PM (tlK1P)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 11:49 PM (uhPd1)
May you and sleep be peas in a pod...
May you wake up in the morning with a well rested bod ...
May your devoted worshipers keep you clothed and shod ...
or ... something like that ...
Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 11:49 PM (crQEo)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 11:51 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 11:51 PM (uhPd1)
Posted by: vika at April 01, 2012 11:59 PM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 12:00 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika at April 02, 2012 12:05 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Ron at April 02, 2012 12:07 AM (uhPd1)
Posted by: Adriane at April 02, 2012 12:08 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: Robert can't say for certain cause t3h blocking at April 02, 2012 12:09 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane at April 02, 2012 04:08 AM (crQEo)
Mmmmmmm, sprinkles!
*Sweating*
*Fumbles with cards*
Any 8s?
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 12:11 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at April 02, 2012 04:16 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert's still blocked at April 02, 2012 12:23 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika at April 02, 2012 04:15 AM (sqVOl)
It's easier if you got some dynamite on you.
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 12:24 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane at April 02, 2012 04:20 AM (crQEo)
It was scuttled by Nazi sympathizers in the fascist American government to garner support for imperialistic wars for oil!
Posted by: Noam Chomsky at April 02, 2012 12:25 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert's just assuming the worst at April 02, 2012 12:29 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika at April 02, 2012 12:29 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 12:32 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane at April 02, 2012 04:32 AM (crQEo)
And are raped with crude oil from BP executives profiting off their suffering!
Posted by: Greentard at April 02, 2012 12:33 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika at April 02, 2012 12:35 AM (sqVOl)
and the bartender says, "Hey, no light weights in here! We serve the hard stuff!"
and the one fish says, "Light weights? We can drink anything you can mix up! We're not light weights!!!"
and the bartender says, "How can you tell you're not light weights? You don't have any scales ..."
Posted by: Adriane at April 02, 2012 12:38 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: vika at April 02, 2012 12:39 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Robert's overreacting just a tad at April 02, 2012 12:41 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika at April 02, 2012 12:41 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Adriane at April 02, 2012 04:38 AM (crQEo)
*Chuckles mightily*
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 12:42 AM (4ixH5)
A great track that you fear other will catch you appreciating and think you an utter pussy.
Kind of like some Badfinger songs. Of course, it can be hard to hear any of those without remembering half of the guy playing are dead by their own hands.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=um4pnvJr07A
Posted by: epobirs at April 02, 2012 12:44 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: jc at April 02, 2012 04:45 AM (ufJKx)
I think JC has been possessed.
It's the only rational explanation.
We need an exorcist.
Posted by: Robert, taking care of the unknown unknowns at April 02, 2012 12:47 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: vika at April 02, 2012 12:48 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 12:53 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: epobirs at April 02, 2012 04:47 AM (kcfmt)
Heh, I'm work blocked so I can't actually see videos.
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 12:54 AM (4ixH5)
I see your Whipping Post & I raise you a Mountain Jam ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNuNz2idDtY
Posted by: Adriane at April 02, 2012 12:55 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: vika at April 02, 2012 12:56 AM (sqVOl)
I've got more than a feeling that's the case ...
Posted by: Adriane at April 02, 2012 12:58 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: vika at April 02, 2012 01:03 AM (sqVOl)
Posted by: Barbed Cock of Satan at April 02, 2012 01:13 AM (4Pqfm)
Posted by: epobirs at April 02, 2012 01:15 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Ron at April 02, 2012 01:15 AM (uhPd1)
Posted by: vika at April 02, 2012 01:15 AM (sqVOl)
Not Bad Company. Just two of the Badfinger guys. The band's oeuvre was always a bit on the weepy side, except for their first hit, which was actually a Paul MacCartney item.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3TOcw7taBo
Ellen Foley performing a song she sang backup on for the more famous studio track:
http://tinyurl.com/7836a26
Yes, the one from the early seasons of Night Court.
Posted by: epobirs at April 02, 2012 01:25 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: epobirs at April 02, 2012 05:15 AM (kcfmt)
http://xkcd.com/386/
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 01:27 AM (4ixH5)
Not from Night Court, but if you remember it, you probably remember Barney Miller
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChK15SL0OkI
Posted by: jc at April 02, 2012 01:29 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: vika at April 02, 2012 01:32 AM (sqVOl)
OK Kids, got labor camp tomorrow, gotta go.
Robert I was just doing the eclectix. No animals were harmed in the posting of these videos.
Posted by: jc at April 02, 2012 01:34 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Adriane at April 02, 2012 01:38 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: Adriane at April 02, 2012 01:39 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: Adriane at April 02, 2012 05:44 AM (crQEo)
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Beautiful!
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 01:45 AM (4ixH5)
I'd better quit before I get you into anymore trouble ...
Posted by: Adriane at April 02, 2012 01:50 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 01:51 AM (4ixH5)
I gotta be doing something resembling work in the next few minutes anyway.
It's not like I was gonna tie Adriane to the railroad tracks and hold her for ransom...long.
Good night, ONT.
Good morning, Vic.
Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2012 01:56 AM (4ixH5)
the link was to Farscape - Picture if you will ...
go to 31 minutes & enjoy ...
Previous link was to Cabaret's "Two Ladies" since we were discussing one and one and onesies at the time ...
Posted by: Adriane at April 02, 2012 01:58 AM (crQEo)
when things start running together this bad, it's time to go to bed.
Night, Robert ...
Morning, Vic ...
Posted by: Adriane at April 02, 2012 02:00 AM (crQEo)
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 02, 2012 02:34 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 02, 2012 02:39 AM (7+pP9)
I am a 6:00 person myself. I was asked once "What would I do if something appeared out in front of me?" I said "run it over or hit it!".
Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2012 02:42 AM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 02, 2012 02:47 AM (mFxQX)
Posted by: teej at April 02, 2012 02:47 AM (MYQ7K)
Ed, have you got that compelling statement ready?
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 02, 2012 06:47 AM (mFxQX)
I see you're jonesing for this morning's Top Headline Comments thread.
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 02, 2012 02:52 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: teej at April 02, 2012 02:54 AM (MYQ7K)
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Beautiful! Posted by: Robert
Moron Security Notice:
You are Blocked Mother F#cker. Surf for Pron on your own time. Keep it up and you're Banned and all internet hits will be reroute to LGF. Bhr ha ha ha ha... Your Internet Troll Nazi
Posted by: sTevo at April 02, 2012 02:54 AM (VMcEw)
Posted by: rectal exam at April 02, 2012 03:50 AM (O7ksG)
Can I beg a prayer from the praying morons? It looks like I'm having
another miscarriage. Ive had several, but the most recent was last
November. I would have been due with that baby in a couple of weeks. We
found out a few weeks ago that I was pregnant again, but things aren't
looking good. I'm pretty emotionally torn up, and would really
appreciate prayers, since no one really knows yet in my irl circle.
Posted by: Lauren at April 02, 2012 01:23 AM (bcfXX)
So sorry to hear this, Lauren. You're definately in our thoughts and prayers today.
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