April 16, 2012
— Maetenloch
Still sick but I'm beginning to think I may recover. How come no one ever turned me on to the healing power of hobo brains before?
The shortest story ever written:
AP: Zimmerman Has Too Many Rights
The constituta-whateva-you-call it? Never heard of it.
MIAMI (AP) - George Zimmerman persuaded the police not to charge him for killing unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin, but the prosecutor has accused him of murder. Soon, armed with unparalleled legal advantages, Zimmerman will get to ask a judge to find the killing was justified, and if that doesn't work, he'll get to make the same case to a jury.
And note that writer of this article, Curt Anderson, is listed as "AP Legal Affairs Writer". Think about what that says about the level of knowledge among AP's non-legal-specialist writers. Also 5 points to your moron house for whoever can name the group at fault for all of this without reading the article.
Also: The Missing 93 Seconds in the Zimmerman-Martin Case
This begs an obvious question neither the prosecutor nor anyone else seems to want to address.After George Zimmerman stopped pursuing Martin, then spent at least 93 seconds in the same location providing more information to the dispatcher, why didn't Trayvon Martin simply go home? It appears that Martin had plenty of time to get where he was staying even at a walking pace.
Obviously, we don't and can't know why Martin didn't simply go to the home where he was staying.
Instead, according to Zimmerman's testimony, physical evidence, and all the eyewitness testimony, there was a confrontation between Martin and Zimmerman near where Zimmerman terminated his pursuit.
Martin could have easily covered the 70 yards or so to home in less than half a minute. So the question becomes what was he doing during this time?
EU Watch: Everything Not Forbidden Will Be Compulsory and Regulated
This time the crosshairs have fallen on hairdressers - who are now banned from wearing heels AND required to gossip:
A health and safety directive orders stylists to wear 'non-slip soles' when they are cutting hair and bans wedding rings and watches as unhygienic.The plans will see hairdressers told not to let staff do too many haircuts in one day to prevent 'emotional collapses'.
And the bizarre rules will tell salon workers to have a regular 'social dialogue' - code for gossipy chats - to encourage 'mental wellbeing' in the workplace.
I'm pretty sure that hairdressers were more free in the Soviet Union and possibly even Nazi Germany (at least the non-fab, non-Jewish ones were).
If you've ever bought Kobe beef in the US, you've been took, been hoodwinked, bamboozled, led astray, run amok, and also been meat-scammed:
You cannot buy Japanese Kobe beef in this country. Not in stores, not by mail, and certainly not in restaurants. No matter how much you have spent, how fancy a steakhouse you went to, or which of the many celebrity chefs who regularly feature "Kobe beef" on their menus you believed, you were duped. I'm really sorry to have to be the one telling you this, but no matter how much you would like to believe you have tasted it, if it wasn't in Asia you almost certainly have never had Japan's famous Kobe beef.
Remember the sensitivity police are a thousand miles away, chasing people who don't use gender-inclusive pronouns. Out here you are on your own. Don't imagine you can score any points by declaring that you are shocked or offended.Avoid unnecessary fuss. Stick to the essentials. "ROFL, you misspelled gawdelpus."
Likewise, keep to the point of the article you are commenting on. The breed of comment-leavers who habitually attempt to redirect the discussion to their own hobbyhorses are next to the makers of unsolicited sales calls in the fourth circle of hell, where they will be interrupted for eternity for their greedy misappropriation of other peoples' time.
Man Who Survived .558% BAC Tones It Down to a Mere .297%
Now the usual rule of thumb is that brain damage starts at 0.3% and coma/death begins at 0.4% but James Henderson says that's all pussy talk. When he's out apartyin', his blood alone could kill three ordinary men lightweights.:
James Henderson was arrested for public intoxication last month after being found unconscious in a ditch. He had an absurd .558% BAC but somehow managed to survive. He toned it down to .297% blood-alcohol level when he was arrested last week.
The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.
And don't forget about the Job Bank.
And my twitter thang.
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Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 16, 2012 05:42 PM (7yvLv)
Ann Barnhart on Obama.
'Obama is a “Marxist-Communist, crack-addled, slackjawed, imbecilic, sodomite bitch.”'
Makes Steevy sound like RINO.
http://tinyurl.com/878qaq5
Video at IOwnTheWorld.
Just start at 2:00 minutes and let the hilarity ensue.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 05:42 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 16, 2012 05:44 PM (h/3sQ)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 16, 2012 05:44 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at April 16, 2012 05:45 PM (Fs7RJ)
"...Which is why your sister remains safely anonymous."
"Leia! Leia's my sis.... Awww shit I kissed my sister twice! YUCK!"
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 05:45 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 05:46 PM (7W3wI)
http://tinyurl.com/74kt34n
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 05:46 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 16, 2012 05:47 PM (h/3sQ)
Is it ACLU? I didn't look
Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 05:47 PM (CMM9V)
It was good. Really, it was delicious. So it was fake, but I still enjoyed the hell out of it.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 05:47 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: cherry at April 16, 2012 09:48 PM (OhYCU)
He's probably got another vacation coming up so yeah.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 05:49 PM (GULKT)
FTA:
Because commenting is often anonymous or pseudonymous, practitioners can be freed from many social rules as well as many of their own inhibitions. We all know the results. Boorishness. Bombast. Preening. On some sites, commenting becomes competitive snarling. Sometimes the dynamic in a comment thread consists of people reinforcing one anotherÂ’s edgier opinions and pushing the discussion towards an extremity that most of the individual participants wouldnÂ’t have reached on their own. Other threads consist of vitriolic exchanges between battled-hardened champions of opposing views.
I'm glad the ONT is free of all that!!!
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 16, 2012 05:49 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 05:50 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 16, 2012 05:51 PM (8GlB/)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 16, 2012 09:47 PM (h/3sQ)
I was always uneasy about Joss Whedon directing. Sure, he's a fan favorite but so what?
I'm glad he deleted the scene. It's like Jay Nordliner says at NRO, you don't wanna be hit up over the head with political stuff all the time. A movie like the Avengers should be escapist.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 05:51 PM (F79HU)
Is it ACLU? I didn't look
Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 09:47 PM (CMM9V)
Innocence is no advantage in a court of law.
Posted by: Beto at April 16, 2012 05:52 PM (lpWVn)
Posted by: cm9000 at April 16, 2012 05:52 PM (MwTP4)
Yeah, right.
****
After 100 comments, all threads are open threads.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2012 05:52 PM (piMMO)
I recall a photo of Zimmerman being led into the police station in handcuffs. Is that when he began to "persuade the police not to charge him"?
And by the way, what the heck kind of stilted grammar is that? . . . . persuade not to charge . . . . how about persuade to not charge?
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 16, 2012 05:54 PM (7yvLv)
Yeah, that innocent until proven guilty thing is so 18th century. Do these assholes even read what they write?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 05:54 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 05:54 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 05:54 PM (R5yLq)
Jesus wept.
****
That was my thought as well, except that it doesn't convey the full story in and of itself.
EH managed to do just that in 6 words.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2012 05:55 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 05:55 PM (niZvt)
It's the obnoxious Cylon face packaging, though.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 05:55 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 05:55 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: Old Blue Eyes at April 16, 2012 05:56 PM (BhxjG)
Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 05:56 PM (CMM9V)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 05:57 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 05:57 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: funnel the money to rummey at April 16, 2012 05:57 PM (HOOye)
Posted by: Frank at April 16, 2012 05:58 PM (h/3sQ)
However, it's all flown out of my head.
My permanent houseguests blew in, and are heaving sighs and claiming to be highly put upon because food Rod and I paid for and cooked has (gasp! outrage!) been eaten by us!
Did I mention that they're going to leave a mess in my kitchen that I shall have to clean up?
Did I mention that they've lived under my roof since November of 2009?
Did I mention that the first year, they never paid rent? That they're perpetually late on the rent? That they give me attitude about rent? That they give me attitude about every bloody thing? That, when they sit down to dinner with us, they discuss things and people that neither Rod nor I know or care about?
I am up to my jawline and sinking.
Oh, did I mention that I got dinged on taxes because of them? No? Well, I bloody well did. I am not a happy Moronette, tonight.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 05:58 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 05:58 PM (7W3wI)
and no, These A**holes don't even read what they write. Do they ever sound like they read what they write??
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 16, 2012 05:58 PM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Frank at April 16, 2012 09:58 PM (h/3sQ)
***
WTF? A warning might have been in order.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2012 05:59 PM (piMMO)
The operative word there is "writer." I would venture to say that >90% of these people don't have any actual experience or expertise in the field about which they write.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 16, 2012 05:59 PM (E1JyF)
hey, any Neal Stephenson readers here, can you tell me that I didn't just waste my $14 on the Kindle edition of Reamde and that it is actually a good book. Because I'm not more than 20 pages into it and already annoyed as hell that the main character was a draft dodger who morphed into a marijuana drug smuggler across the Canadian border, who then morphed into a money launderer.
And no, I didn't spoil anything for non-readers. I think anything that is available in the "free sample" on amazon is fair game.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 16, 2012 05:59 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 09:58 PM (mKMj1)
But you ARE a saint.
I'd have busted out the oleander by now.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 05:59 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 06:00 PM (R5yLq)
***
Darlin, they can only abuse you so long as you allow them to do so.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2012 06:00 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: ObamaThe Failed at April 16, 2012 06:00 PM (OhYCU)
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 06:01 PM (FcR7P)
For those of you as in love with Smash as I am, the fabulous Ms. Thurman will be making her debut tonight.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2012 06:02 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 16, 2012 06:02 PM (Aaxiu)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 06:03 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: cm9000 at April 16, 2012 06:03 PM (MwTP4)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 06:03 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 16, 2012 09:59 PM (RZ8pf)
Gushka loves her some Neal Stephenson. She can tell you all about his stuff. But if you're wondering where he is politically I think he's some sort of Anarcholibertarian. So, ya know, fun dude.
I have Cryptonomicon, but it's massive size intimidates me.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 06:03 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 06:04 PM (AVfT8)
There are some perfectly wonderful passages, but I don't think the book, over-all, was that good.
You paid too much.
Sorry.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 06:04 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Theresa D., greedy misappropriator of your time here since 2008 at April 16, 2012 06:04 PM (Cf5RM)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 06:04 PM (R5yLq)
Dianna, are these people related to you? Like your children?
Or do they have incriminating pictures?
If not, there must be a door they could be shown.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 16, 2012 06:04 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 16, 2012 06:04 PM (h/3sQ)
so sorry to hear
I haven't spoken to one person, yet, who came out on top with the IRS this yearPosted by: the sun also rises at April 16, 2012 06:05 PM (HOOye)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 09:59 PM (7W3wI)
So would you recommend it?
Posted by: Robert with the thick skull at April 16, 2012 06:05 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Cathy at April 16, 2012 06:05 PM (oiTOF)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at April 16, 2012 06:06 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 06:06 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 06:06 PM (R5yLq)
I guess that makes me some social misfit as I see that as a feature and not a bug? Where else can I find such inexpensive entertainment
Posted by: someone at April 16, 2012 06:06 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: Baraka Obama at April 16, 2012 06:06 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 06:07 PM (7W3wI)
But you ARE a saint.
I'd have busted out the oleander by now.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
Oh, if the man of the couple were not Rod's oldest living friend, I'd have pitched them long ago. Also, I've met both their families. Frankly, in comparison to all - and I do mean all - their relatives, they're well adjusted, decent human beings. Starting from that handicap, they're trying. Really.
But they're trying my nerves to a positively biblical standard.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 06:07 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 06:07 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Jornolist at April 16, 2012 06:07 PM (EMLbU)
I haven't spoken to one person, yet, who came out on top with the IRS this year . . . . or ever.
FIFY
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 16, 2012 06:07 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: mama winger at April 16, 2012 06:07 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 16, 2012 06:08 PM (h/3sQ)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 10:04 PM (R5yLq)
Hannah Minx is a Wapanese camwhore with big tits. I love her and would like to make her my wifeu.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 06:08 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 06:08 PM (i6RpT)
Oh I did my taxes months ago and already got my return.
But the reason why I get a return is rather awkward and I wouldm't necesarrily recommend it as a standard financial practice.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at April 16, 2012 06:08 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 06:08 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 06:09 PM (i6RpT)
Mrs. Circa and I went through that on her first pregnancy.
Prayers for your comfort.
Posted by: Bill Faulkner and a tumbler of bourbon, bitch at April 16, 2012 06:10 PM (7utQ2)
Darlin, they can only abuse you so long as you allow them to do so.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
Tossing them would be so satisfying.
Which probably means that it'd be the wrong thing to do. I'm gloomily convinced that, should I finally give my righteous indignation free rein, I'd be responsible for something terrible.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 06:10 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 06:10 PM (CMM9V)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 06:10 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 06:11 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at April 16, 2012 06:11 PM (gIrkv)
***
How man are living there? How many have jobs?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2012 06:11 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Theresa D., greedy misappropriator of your time here since 2008 at April 16, 2012 06:11 PM (Cf5RM)
Posted by: Bill Faulkner and a tumbler of bourbon, bitch at April 16, 2012 06:11 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 06:12 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: Moronettes for Christ at April 16, 2012 10:10 PM (gj4aA)
Fuck off and die you scumbag piece of shit.
Requesting TB3K action on this cocksucker.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 06:12 PM (F79HU)
Tell us more about how your poison womb ejected faulty babies.
Posted by: Moronettes for Christ at April 16, 2012 10:10 PM (gj4aA)
****
It's too bad you're out of arm's reach because I would cold cock your ass right now.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2012 06:12 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: mama winger at April 16, 2012 06:12 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2012 06:13 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: the sun also rises at April 16, 2012 06:13 PM (HOOye)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 16, 2012 10:08 PM (JKNDp)
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 06:13 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 16, 2012 06:13 PM (h/3sQ)
Or do they have incriminating pictures?
If not, there must be a door they could be shown. Posted by: L Rob in OK
All they have on us is friendship.
It's become very, very strained.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 06:13 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 06:13 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2012 06:14 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 16, 2012 06:14 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 16, 2012 06:14 PM (bxiXv)
I am so sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 06:14 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 16, 2012 06:16 PM (vpe0k)
Breitbart was 43, at the peak of his earning years. No doubt, he counted on earning much more.
If you dug his groove, it's worth passing on a few doubloons to his family. It costs you little, and means much to them.
If you didn't dig his groove, then don't. Simple as that.
Posted by: rho at March 21, 2012 08:18 PM (gj4aA)
Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 06:16 PM (CMM9V)
Posted by: eman at April 16, 2012 06:16 PM (YrBvI)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at April 16, 2012 06:16 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: mama winger at April 16, 2012 06:17 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: no words at April 16, 2012 06:17 PM (HOOye)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 06:17 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 06:18 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 10:08 PM (F79HU)
I just watched her Elvira impersonation video. Good grief, she was almost pouring out of that dress.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 16, 2012 06:18 PM (E1JyF)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 06:18 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 06:18 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at April 16, 2012 06:18 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2012 06:18 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: Defeat Paul, What a Loon at January 03, 2012 11:46 PM (gj4aA)
Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2012 06:18 PM (CMM9V)
Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2012 06:18 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 06:18 PM (7utQ2)
Cool it. I'm just windows shopping. Michelle does the same thing.
Posted by: Barak Obama at April 16, 2012 06:19 PM (UqwYX)
Posted by: Arbalest at April 16, 2012 06:19 PM (fLMWt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 06:19 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 16, 2012 06:19 PM (SB0V2)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 06:19 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at April 16, 2012 06:20 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: Cathy at April 16, 2012 06:20 PM (oiTOF)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 06:20 PM (R5yLq)
ohai! Going off to read the actual post. I've missed you 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at April 16, 2012 10:06 PM (otfJ1)
hi hi hi I missed you Wurdi! I was on my way out back to the barn, looked in on the ONT and now my teenie little golden mare might not get brushed again like i planned. Shes shedding up a storm. you are bad for my productivity!
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2012 06:20 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
It's my house, with, of course, Rod. Just the two living with us - he has a job (it's with one of those "financial" groups that you've probably run across, which keeps him running himself ragged), and she...well, I'm afraid to ask.
I'm the main bread-winner. But that's not new.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 06:20 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 16, 2012 06:20 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Avi at April 16, 2012 06:21 PM (J3gb4)
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 10:08 PM (F79HU)
Her voice is an erection disruption cannon. Ugh.
So. If Kobe beef isn't shipped out of Japan, and Waygu can mean any cow in Japan, and Kobe or Waygu in America can mean anything beefy, and you can't get ANY Japanese beef in the US at all since 2010 - wtf did the nouveau riche wannabes in the White House overpay for?
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 16, 2012 06:21 PM (Aaxiu)
Posted by: Cathy at April 16, 2012 10:05 PM (oiTOF)
i am so sorry. there are no words for that very personal grief.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2012 06:21 PM (r7Ddb)
All I remember is that it was black. What it looked like I didn't notice. Also I think she was saying some words.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 16, 2012 06:21 PM (E1JyF)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 06:22 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 06:22 PM (R5yLq)
You've got that right, mama winger!
Who let that vileness out of its sewer?!
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 06:22 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: mama winger at April 16, 2012 06:22 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 16, 2012 10:21 PM (Aaxiu)
a neuveau rich opportunity to affect some kind of imagined culinary snobbery.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2012 06:22 PM (r7Ddb)
Robert and ParanoidGirlInSeattle:
I got hooked on Reamde about 10 pages in. Yeah, Richard was a draft dodger and a dope smuggler but he's turned into an allright guy. I expect it will be like Crytonomicon- a complicated , interesting , entertaining plot that toward the end. you can't figure out how the hell he will wrap it up in twenty pages. But he does. After reading Crytonomicon I wanted to be Randy Waterhouse, and not just because he's rich and gets the cute girl.
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at April 16, 2012 06:23 PM (gydFB)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2012 06:23 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 16, 2012 06:23 PM (bxiXv)
Hi Robert.. whatcha listening to tonight?
This just a guess on my part, mind you, but possibly metal? Just guessin'.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 16, 2012 06:24 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2012 06:24 PM (ND9u8)
A pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?" And the pirate says...
"Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!"
Posted by: Theresa D., greedy misappropriator of your time here since 2008 at April 16, 2012 06:24 PM (Cf5RM)
It's my house, with, of course, Rod. Just the two living with us - he has a job (it's with one of those "financial" groups that you've probably run across, which keeps him running himself ragged), and she...well, I'm afraid to ask.
I'm the main bread-winner. But that's not new.
******
Perhaps the kindest thing for your friendship would be to cut your financial losses an offer to help set them up in their own place.
I can't imagine a friendship surviving the resentment that comes from being taking advantage of.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 16, 2012 06:24 PM (piMMO)
Nom, nom, nom.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 10:20 PM (SsG4J)
The redhead has eaten me alive. Thus falls...Robe*
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 06:24 PM (F79HU)
2. only his hispanic family should go on tv
3he needs a hispanic lawyer that his the spanish language stations daily along with Zims hispanic family.
4. get the accent
5. get as much sun as the jail allows. darken the skin.
Posted by: Avi at April 16, 2012 10:21 PM (J3gb4)
Or we could just say enough of all the Identity Politics PC bullshit.
Posted by: cm9000 at April 16, 2012 06:24 PM (MwTP4)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 06:24 PM (niZvt)
I'm gonna say it again. George Lucas has more respect for Star Wars than the asses at Bioware do for their Mass Effect series.
And he allowed this to happen. http://tinyurl.com/bpmelol
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 06:25 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2012 10:20 PM (r7Ddb)
I'm so glad you're on early, Gushka! I've missed you, too. Work and school have been kicking my ass lately. Fortunately (or, unfortunately for those who don't like my comments), I graduate in 26 days. ~singing hallelujah~ I foresee much more ONTing in my future.
I'm a bit jealous about your new kitty. I lost my best buddy a month ago. Baby Kitty went off to the great big litterbox in the sky about a month ago. No real regrets - he had 19 great years on this earth but I do miss him.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at April 16, 2012 06:25 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2012 06:26 PM (ykSKg)
What is it? Aside from disgusting, I mean?
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 06:26 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Avi at April 16, 2012 06:26 PM (J3gb4)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 06:26 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 06:27 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2012 06:27 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 16, 2012 06:27 PM (7yvLv)
A perfect fit for a roundhouse kick from my Dingo biker boots.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 06:27 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 10:22 PM (DGIjM)
MASTODON! \m/
but possibly metal? Just guessin'.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 16, 2012 10:24 PM (7yvLv)
Starting tomorrow I'm swearing off metal and listening to nothing but adult contemporary. It's James Blunt and Michael Buble for me from here on out. 
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 06:27 PM (F79HU)
Well, yes, but I'd prefer it be preceded by a spanking.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at April 16, 2012 06:27 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: booger at April 16, 2012 06:27 PM (HI6wa)
Posted by: vivi at April 16, 2012 06:28 PM (OTPxW)
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 10:24 PM (F79HU)
What is it the guys are always saying...ignoring the low hanging curve here?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 06:28 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 16, 2012 06:28 PM (8GlB/)
Posted by: Cathy at April 16, 2012 06:28 PM (oiTOF)
Anyone who thinks that should have his nuts cut off with a rusty saw.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2012 06:29 PM (HFim5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 16, 2012 06:29 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 10:26 PM (mKMj1)
It's just ole Raykon, a vile bug of a subhuman who feeds on attention.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2012 06:29 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: tasker at April 16, 2012 06:29 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 06:29 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 06:30 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 06:30 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 16, 2012 06:30 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: LickBalls at April 16, 2012 06:30 PM (gIrkv)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 16, 2012 06:30 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at April 16, 2012 10:25 PM (otfJ1)
want a kitten? we have ten we are hand raising. All descriptions. My kid is bottle feeding kittens fund in my hay barn. wish you were closer i really would run the whole litter by and let you have your pick. we got some great calicos torties, dilute torties and even a vaguely pink orange creme colour kitten that people are literally fighting over! you know i lost two this winter. Grim got me Maurice for valintines. hes a blue eyed white devil and i love him so!
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2012 06:31 PM (r7Ddb)
Must be a rite of passage in the race to the bottom for trollery.
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2012 06:31 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Cathy at April 16, 2012 06:31 PM (oiTOF)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 06:31 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 06:31 PM (niZvt)
Pffft, like I believe that.
Mrs L Rob just warned you about openly trying to seduce wimmenz on the internet, and made you say it!
After she wore your ass out from you doing those push-ups, that is.Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 06:31 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Avi at April 16, 2012 10:26 PM (J3gb4)
A continuing to play the left's game helps us (not Zim) how?
Posted by: cm9000 at April 16, 2012 06:31 PM (MwTP4)
Posted by: no words at April 16, 2012 06:31 PM (HOOye)
Posted by: someone at April 16, 2012 06:31 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 16, 2012 10:29 PM (Z9EHQ)
What we seek is not revenge. It is a reckoning; a balancing of accounts.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2012 06:31 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 10:26 PM (mKMj1)
It's just ole Raykon, a vile bug of a subhuman who feeds on attention.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2012 10:29 PM (ND9u
I actually don't think it was. You can check and see that this idiot has posted with that hash in the past.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 06:31 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: vivi at April 16, 2012 06:31 PM (OTPxW)
My biggest complaint was a major subplot that just ends abruptly in a very unsatisfying way. Stephenson is making a joke about emergent behavior in supposedly leaderless societies but plays it so subtly you're left expecting a lot more.
Posted by: epobirs at April 16, 2012 06:32 PM (kcfmt)
The lady golfer came in from her round on the course. The golf pro asked her how she did.
"Terrible. I got stung by a wasp!"
"Where'd it sting you?"
"Between the first and second hole." "Well first of all, your stance is too wide."
Posted by: Theresa D., greedy misappropriator of your time here since 2008 at April 16, 2012 06:32 PM (Cf5RM)
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2012 10:29 PM (ykSKg)
I don't think Raykon would go that low.
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 10:31 PM (niZvt)
--If it's the creature that goes by Dick/Jerry/Lick, it's raykon.
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2012 06:32 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 06:32 PM (R5yLq)
Good for you. After you knock him down, I'll stand him up again so you can repeat the entire process. As many times as you like.
Posted by: mama winger at April 16, 2012 06:33 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 10:28 PM (SsG4J)
I was always terrible with math.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 06:33 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 06:33 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Avi at April 16, 2012 06:34 PM (J3gb4)
You're naughty and I do, so much, like that about you.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2012 10:31 PM (r7Ddb)
Thank you so much but I'm not ready. I thought I would be but I really can't imagine another cat in this house right now. I still have Gulliver, my dog, who used to travel with me. I am not ready yet for another cat. Baby Kitty was the most amazing cat ever. I can wait a while.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at April 16, 2012 06:34 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: someone at April 16, 2012 10:31 PM (bqjJT)
Probably a moron we all know.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 16, 2012 06:34 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 10:33 PM (SsG4J)
--Ah, I see. I hope it's had its jollies and disappears for the night.
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2012 06:34 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 06:35 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 06:35 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2012 06:36 PM (vzm87)
Or dies in a house fire. Either or.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 06:36 PM (7utQ2)
I can't imagine a friendship surviving the resentment that comes from being taking advantage of.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
There's a lot going on, which I won't bore you with. Essentially, we've bitten our tongues on the hope (ever receding) that they'll get to the point where they can move out.
Personally? It's so freakin' pathetic!
I'd have rented a studio within three months, even if I had to scrub toilets to pay for it.
If it were just me, they'd have been gone a very, very long time ago. But...again, the man of the couple is Rod's oldest living friend.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 06:36 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 10:33 PM (F79HU)
No worries....math has nothing to do with it, dear one.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 06:36 PM (SsG4J)
Only if you go to Eurotrash salons. A proper American salon has a work ethic going on. "Next head! Baby needs a new pair of shoes!"
Posted by: epobirs at April 16, 2012 06:37 PM (kcfmt)
Ima!!!! Long time no see! How's school (?) going? Miss you madly . . .
Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2012 06:37 PM (vzm87)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 16, 2012 10:30 PM (7yvLv)
Can I get a HELL YEAH for my wigga, Perry Como?
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 06:37 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2012 06:38 PM (vzm87)
1)CCR
2)Aerosmith
3)Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
4)The Beach Boys
5)Grand Funk
?
discuss
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 06:38 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 10:36 PM (7utQ2)
Uhhhh...Chuck? I'm gonna go with Door Number 1!
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2012 06:39 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: mama winger at April 16, 2012 06:39 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Cathy at April 16, 2012 06:39 PM (oiTOF)
Anyway you won't be seeing Mr. gj4aA the occasional troll from Jackson, MS no more.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 16, 2012 06:39 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 06:39 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 10:38 PM (8sCoq)
Megadeth. Next question.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 06:40 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: truth at April 16, 2012 06:40 PM (HOOye)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 16, 2012 06:40 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 06:40 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 16, 2012 06:40 PM (7yvLv)
Well I've read every book by Neal Stephenson, Cryptomonicon I've read twice. So, I was a bit disappointed when I was so quickly turned off when I started Reamde, because he is one of my favorite writers. I'll keep reading, since I spent money for it (though not really because it was an Amazon gift card from Christmas) but...
I guess I'm just really getting tired of characters, be they television, movies, or books, who break multiple laws for pretty much no good reason and I'm supposed to respect them or relate to them in some way.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 16, 2012 06:41 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: booger at April 16, 2012 06:41 PM (HI6wa)
I heartily recommend the Ann Barnhart link I posted at the top of the thread, for much hilarity is had.
Woik calls!
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 06:41 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 16, 2012 06:41 PM (bxiXv)
Ah!
You could have stopped at "Raykon".
Whoever suggested a roundhouse kick with dingo boots? I think I can help with that.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 06:41 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 16, 2012 10:39 PM
Oh good. I'll be watching news out of Jackson for reports of the house fire.
Posted by: mama winger at April 16, 2012 06:41 PM (P6QsQ)
If I knew more about taxes, I'd be all for that. We really ought to anyway, the only deduction we have is charity and the mortgage and we won't have that starting in June.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 06:42 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2012 10:37 PM (vzm87)
26 days until graduation. I have severe senior-itis. Trying to finish up the last of it so I can be a drunken moronette on a more regular basis. I miss you, too. I've been catching up on the ONT but it's usually a day or two late.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at April 16, 2012 06:42 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 16, 2012 10:23 PM (bxiXv)
There's no confirmation so it doesn't even have to be real.
True, but that assumes the troll is smart. It also assumes that the complete address is bad ... perhaps the ISP part is usable. Add that to the IP, and maybe the ISP can trace.
Posted by: Arbalest at April 16, 2012 06:43 PM (fLMWt)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 06:43 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: booger at April 16, 2012 10:41 PM (HI6wa)
I just threw out 5 to get it started
and Grand Funk was the loudest show I ever went to (Baltimore Coliseum, their 'some kinda wonderful' phase)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 06:43 PM (8sCoq)
Doesn't say that Anderson is a lawyer, just a "legal affairs writer" which means he writes about legal like their sportswriters and business writers cover sports
They give him that title in order to pull their usual "he's an EXPERT, so shut up" modis operandi
Megyn Kelly would have this clown cowering in a corner
Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2012 06:43 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Lick at April 16, 2012 10:42 PM (LkOvb)
Go fuck yourself with an 8 foot 2X4 lengthwise.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 06:43 PM (GULKT)
1)CCR
2)Aerosmith
3)Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
4)The Beach Boys
5)Grand Funk
?
discuss
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 10:38 PM (8sCoq)
Really? The moronation is clearly diverse, because I firmly believe that Joan Jett is crap, Aerosmith is talented crap, Grand Funk was okay, CCR was good but repetitive, and love the Beach Boys. I'd throw Van Halen (though I don't particularly like them, they deserve consideration), Metallica, The Cars, Cheap Trick, The Allman Brothers Band, Skynyrd, and a number of others into the mix before most of that list.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2012 06:44 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 16, 2012 06:44 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: too many subgenres at April 16, 2012 06:45 PM (HOOye)
Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2012 06:45 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 06:45 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 16, 2012 06:45 PM (bxiXv)
Actually that's just Barry following me at my website number.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2012 06:46 PM (KGeGK)
You're kidding, right? You could be a huge fan and you'd still have to admit Joan Jett does not belong in such a discussion. She verges on being a novelty act.
Posted by: epobirs at April 16, 2012 06:46 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: booger at April 16, 2012 06:46 PM (HI6wa)
Posted by: too many subgenres at April 16, 2012 06:46 PM (HOOye)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 10:43 PM (DGIjM)
Yeah, baby!! I've been racking my saturated brain, knowing the answer was there, but coming up with nothing but Brit bands. You nailed it. As you always do!
Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2012 06:46 PM (vzm87)
True, although i do like the first Van Hagar, 5150.
Posted by: booger at April 16, 2012 10:46 PM (HI6wa)
As I've heard a radio personality once say, "I've met David Lee Roth. I've met Sammie Hagar. Man Eddie Van Halen must be a dick"
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 06:47 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at April 16, 2012 06:48 PM (otfJ1)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 06:49 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 10:38 PM (8sCoq)
Megadeth. Next question.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 10:40 PM (F79HU)
I've been around longer that a lot of the folks here, but I gotta say those Beatles were really something.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2012 06:49 PM (MwTP4)
My first glance saw that as: "OK, I have to be colorectal tomorrow."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 16, 2012 06:50 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2012 06:50 PM (vzm87)
OK, one more comment--having also been a radio personality, I completely agree with this assessment.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2012 06:50 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: epobirs at April 16, 2012 10:46 PM (kcfmt)
You validate my opinion. That's like friends on the interwebs, but don't expect much back.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2012 06:50 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
Um. Yeah.
That's wonderfully final.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 06:51 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: tasker at April 16, 2012 06:51 PM (r2PLg)
The only witness backing the Martin's version is his girlfriend on the phone with him in Miami
If he was so afraid of Zimmerman like she said he told her, then why call her? Why not call 9-1-1 or at least call his brother for backup?
Don't say "because Zimmerman had a gun" because Martin probably found out that Zimmerman was armed when that bullet tore into his chest
Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2012 06:51 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 06:51 PM (nvxtD)
All I need is an address. I don't give a care where he lives. I can be there by morning.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 10:18 PM (R5yLq) ------------------Asking for trouble. And yes, that comment was very cruel. You should not advertise the easy access to commenters private information. Just saying.
Posted by: MagicalMaggieT at April 16, 2012 06:52 PM (rZZA3)
A couple years back the MSN had an entire concert that the Foo Fighters played in London online for free viewing. It was very good and at the end I think it was Jimmie Page that joined them on stage for one or two Zeppelin songs. And it may have also been Robert Plant too.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 06:52 PM (GULKT)
They really are annoying.
Other than she's cute and young and has big tits, what the fucking point?
Posted by: McLovin at April 16, 2012 06:52 PM (sayYU)
That's just not sporting. Can't you give the latecomers a shot?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 16, 2012 06:52 PM (nEUpB)
He scarcely had no reason. He saw his older brother come home with no legs in an era with a terrible lack of appreciation for such loss by his peers.
My impression is that there is some pretty intense anger over Vietnam in Stephenson's family. Not against military service but against the abuse of those who served by those in power. This comes up in several books, including the George Bury titles.
Posted by: epobirs at April 16, 2012 06:52 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 06:53 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2012 06:53 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 06:53 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: booger at April 16, 2012 06:53 PM (HI6wa)
Oh hell yes. I saw them in concert and they were great. Best part was when an amp caught fire and they kept playing while edging away from it. Idiot roadie comes out, grabs a water bottle off stage and goes to use it at which point Dave yells out mid song THAT'S NOT WATER.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 16, 2012 06:53 PM (Gk3SS)
but, greatest: Elvis
band: Zepp
Posted by: too many subgenres at April 16, 2012 10:45 PM (HOOye)
--You're kidding, right? Elvis was a dude, not a band, and Led Zep were British.
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2012 06:54 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 06:54 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2012 10:53 PM (Y+DPZ)
I think she's on the other team.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 06:54 PM (SsG4J)
I like both kinds of music, country AND western.
But I think you would need to have the Allman Brothers in the discussion.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 16, 2012 06:55 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 06:55 PM (R5yLq)
I'll join you then
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 06:55 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 06:56 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: booger at April 16, 2012 06:56 PM (HI6wa)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 10:54 PM (SsG4J)
does that matter
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 06:56 PM (8sCoq)
Um, no, they sucked. I almost had to kill my college roommate for playing their annoying crap every night (on my fuckin' stereo).
Actually, the very best, most awesome American band of all time was the Flying Burrito Brothers. Although, they were gone by the time most of y'all were born probably. Graham Parsons, omg, the coolest dude ever . . .
Posted by: Peaches at April 16, 2012 06:57 PM (vzm87)
Does Miss Hanna Minx know that she is periodically featured here?
Would she consider a guest appearance on-line? There might have to be an enforcement of strict etiquette, but Miss Hanna ooks worth it.
Posted by: Arbalest at April 16, 2012 06:57 PM (fLMWt)
Posted by: booger at April 16, 2012 06:57 PM (HI6wa)
Posted by: McLovin at April 16, 2012 10:52 PM (sayYU)
You seem to be confused -- or at least not middle-aged and married.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 16, 2012 06:57 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2012 06:58 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Cathy at April 16, 2012 06:58 PM (oiTOF)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 06:59 PM (8sCoq)
Dianna's one and only hard-and-fast rule of decent familial relations: DO NOT, EVER, INVEST WITH FAMILY.
I have given my brother money - and it's never come back.
I have been scammed out of money by my mother - and that will never, ever, come back.
I don't resent it, in either case. I just refuse to repeat the experience. Investment, where family is concerned, is a lie.
You give them money. If it comes back, that's wonderful. But it usually won't. So, if you're giving 'em money, regard it as gone.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 06:59 PM (mKMj1)
does that matter
Posted by Jones at April 16, 2012 10:56 PM (8sCoq)
It might to her. It might not, cuz kbdabear could probably seduce her with his fine self anyway, but I'm just sayin' she might be hardcore.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 07:00 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: potty mouth at April 16, 2012 07:00 PM (HOOye)
http://tinyurl.com/84wnkt6
Though I like Toys In The Attic and Rocks too.
re Hannah, clearly she wanted the focus on her crotch in this vid; she wore a cleavageless top. Early in the video she lifts a leg and gives a little cameltoe display.
But I rarely make to the end of her vapid discourse. This one was no exception.
Cathy, sorry to hear of your loss.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 16, 2012 07:00 PM (ccXZP)
I'm plenty old and married.
It's just really the same coy cutesy Japlish bullshit.
Over and Over and Over!
Posted by: McLovin at April 16, 2012 07:00 PM (sayYU)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 07:01 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 10:56 PM (DGIjM)
Well since you asked for my top five, in no particular order, (what you didn't?);
Pink Floyd
Stones
Beatles
Zepp
Who
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2012 07:01 PM (MwTP4)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2012 07:02 PM (MwTP4)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at April 16, 2012 07:02 PM (otfJ1)
I offer this timidly. I'm a bluegrass fan, so, while I like rock, there does seem to be more than rock out there?
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 07:04 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 07:04 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 16, 2012 07:04 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at April 16, 2012 07:04 PM (otfJ1)
Another interesting evening. Thanks for the ONT, Maet; keep healing.
Cathy, live life.
Good night, morons everywhere. Keep yer powder dry.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 16, 2012 07:04 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Hedgehog at April 16, 2012 07:05 PM (NsM6w)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 16, 2012 11:02 PM (Gk3SS)
I want her.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 07:05 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 07:05 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: potty mouth at April 16, 2012 07:05 PM (HOOye)
Posted by: jake at April 16, 2012 07:06 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: Arbalest at April 16, 2012 10:57 PM (fLMWt)
She did an interview with Cenk Ungyrtte on The Young Turks: "You've got really large... eyes"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7E7k5WldFM
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 16, 2012 07:07 PM (Aaxiu)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 07:07 PM (8sCoq)
It took a while but she eventually told me a lot about what was going on in the che-bot realm while all the craziness was happening at work. Turns out Heckle is Twilight Fan's boyfriend. Jeckle is his best friend. I guess Twilight fan gave them some cock and bull story about how I was harassing her at work and that's why then went after my car.
I believe I called that.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 07:07 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: potty mouth at April 16, 2012 07:07 PM (HOOye)
Jones in CO, he's my personal favorite, most of the time.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 07:08 PM (SsG4J)
Good Lord woman! What are you trying to do to me? Now I've got to fight off the little redhead to keep her from getting to the laptop keyboard.
Knock it off will ya? Lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 10:32 PM (R5yLq)
lolol for my next mean trick i will invite her over to play with the horses, and make cookie dough, which almost never makes it to the oven...and play dress up in my Medieval costumes, or crash int my library. I am subversive. But it is good for the soul. My mom accuses me of running an adult day camp
But right now the kittens live with my kid at her place so you are safe for now.
oh and wurdi i get you on not wanting another so soon. I didnt want one eather, but the surviving cat, my naked pusseh, was very sad and afraid to leave my bedroom after her roomies all died (old age got them both but the younger of the old ladies passed first.)
So Grim felt bad for her and wanted her to get a companion, and her breeder had a defective kitten born with fur--snow white like my beloved cat that passed at Christmas. So he got him for me and named him After Maurice Sendak the man who wrote "where the wold things are" because everyone has a pet named Max. Eventually i think she will forgive him but she does come out of my room now.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2012 07:08 PM (r7Ddb)
I might argue the top position, but he was certainly in the top five.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 16, 2012 07:08 PM (nEUpB)
Turns out Heckle is Twilight Fan's boyfriend. Jeckle is his best friend.
What are the odds that the pros were hired by Hekyl's father? Admittedly, I'm just guessing ....
Posted by: Arbalest at April 16, 2012 07:09 PM (fLMWt)
Posted by: Peaches
Well, Emmy Lou would surely agree.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 07:09 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 07:09 PM (R5yLq)
I'm kinda "meh" on his use of the f-bomb, even though I think a seasoned vet like him could've avoided it on air, but "great guy?" Definitely no on that sentiment, he's a typical liberal @sshole. With suspenders, yet. What, he can't buy pants that actually fit?
Posted by: Theresa D., greedy misappropriator of your time here since 2008 at April 16, 2012 07:09 PM (Cf5RM)
http://youtu.be/oVDfBHHZMVk
Not bad for a mostly ghey band.
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2012 07:10 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Hedgehog at April 16, 2012 07:10 PM (NsM6w)
Remember when the sooper genius currently in the White House called WW2, The Great Patriotic War?
Just happens to be the name the Rooskies call WW2.
Posted by: jake
Whoa, jake - can I have a link to that?
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 07:10 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at April 16, 2012 07:10 PM (otfJ1)
Whenever I am having A Day, much as today was (one of those everything I touched at work turned into Epic Fail), that always cheers me up. I do so love a happy ending.
Of course you'll never go wrong with a little Morphine - http://youtu.be/iUHZ8oRC4k8
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 16, 2012 07:11 PM (Gk3SS)
Did they ever play in Berkeley in the early 1980s?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 16, 2012 07:11 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 16, 2012 07:12 PM (bxiXv)
Lol.. Yup, I'm pretty sure you did at that. I guess this girl and Twilight Fan use to be best of friends. After Twilight pretty much went completely bat shit crazy and quit, she got pissed at the girl for staying and keeping her job. They haven't talked since. Poor kid is pretty broken up about it, we talked about that for quite a bit today.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 11:09 PM (R5yLq)
You know I can imagine that those first few days you became their boss, them being together was nothing but a bitchfest amongst them about how awful you are. And then you go and make sure she gets her day off. I bet after that she's been sticking up for you.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 07:12 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 07:12 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 16, 2012 07:12 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 07:13 PM (SsG4J)
Did they ever play in Berkeley in the early 1980s?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 16, 2012 11:11 PM (nEUpB)
--Must have. Been around since '80 I think.
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2012 07:14 PM (ykSKg)
Lol.. well I think I have pretty much exhausted my bag of tricks for keeping the laptop from her. That "Top Commenter" thing really created a monster. A cute little redheaded monster of course.. but a monster nonetheless.
Of course she does benefit from you both sharing the same hash. Which is how I believe the stats are compiled. Though she does seem to have been talking up a storm.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 07:14 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: stillers at April 16, 2012 07:15 PM (wbyfw)
sleep well, y'all!
Oh, and DC says hello.
Hello and goodnight, Peaches and Gushie!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 16, 2012 07:15 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: mpfs at April 16, 2012 07:15 PM (TlwCF)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 16, 2012 07:16 PM (h/3sQ)
It's going okay, though I'm not that far into it at the moment. I don't know, it pretty much seems like Diablo 2.5 more than any type of attempt to move forward. That's not particularly a complaint, don't fix what isn't broken, but still.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 16, 2012 07:16 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Theresa D., greedy misappropriator of your time here since 2008 at April 16, 2012 07:16 PM (Cf5RM)
flame me!
Posted by: Jones in Co
I couldn't. I don't know if you're right, but he was amazing.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 07:17 PM (mKMj1)
405 bb loves the graphics but as a fps player she doesnt really like the switch
although she loves warhammer
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Posted by: navycopjoe knows Teh SARAH!!!! can save us at April 16, 2012 07:17 PM (aeve0)
Posted by: bedtime at April 16, 2012 07:18 PM (HOOye)
Awww, thanks!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 16, 2012 07:18 PM (Gk3SS)
Then I think they played in my house. Barrington Hall -- a student co-op and a fucking sewer. We also had Black Flag and X and a bunch of other west coast bands play, but Husker Du sounds too damned familiar.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 16, 2012 07:18 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2012 07:18 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 16, 2012 07:18 PM (IojUD)
Then I think they played in my house. Barrington Hall -- a student co-op and a fucking sewer. We also had Black Flag and X and a bunch of other west coast bands play, but Husker Du sounds too damned familiar.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 16, 2012 11:18 PM (nEUpB)
--Since Blag Flag and Husker Du were both SST bands they played together a lot.
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2012 07:20 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 07:20 PM (8sCoq)
Good nite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 16, 2012 07:20 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Drewbicle at April 16, 2012 07:20 PM (YqP7s)
Resolved: Stevie Ray Vaughan was the greatest guitarist of all time
umm, not quite, not only over rated but borderline sucked
Posted by: navycopjoe knows Teh SARAH!!!! can save us at April 16, 2012 07:21 PM (aeve0)
Wow, this vid has a lot of hits, more than probably their next ten combined. Maybe it's because they had so few official videos.
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2012 07:21 PM (ykSKg)
Stevie Ray Vaughn was not the best guitarist, he was great.
Clapton is the best.
Also I Adam Jones is really, really good if your into Tool. He plays guitar like
nobody else.
Posted by: McLovin at April 16, 2012 07:22 PM (sayYU)
Peaches,
I love me some Gram Parsons, Return of the Grievous Angel baby!
best music video: http://tinyurl.com/yj3uqj9
Posted by: bill-o at April 16, 2012 07:22 PM (AWwDY)
- the league has had preliminary discussions about removing kickoffs entirely from the NFL. Such a move would eliminate one of football's most dangerous plays in the hopes of keeping players healthier by reducing the league's dangerous concussion rate.
that's insane
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 07:22 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 11:12 PM (R5yLq)
397 Didn't Obobo say his fictional uncle liberated a camp that was liberated by the Soviets? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the SithAuschwitz.
But let's be absolutely fair - stupid television shows constantly show Americans liberating Auschwitz. It infuriates me every single time.
History is important. Lying about it is not just stupid, but evil.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 07:22 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at April 16, 2012 07:22 PM (otfJ1)
How is a kickoff one of the most dangerous plays over any other play in football? Or does the NFL want to talk about eliminating it because they want to take out one of the most exciting, IMHO, plays in football?
Sheesh.
Posted by: Theresa D., greedy misappropriator of your time here since 2008 at April 16, 2012 07:22 PM (Cf5RM)
Posted by: jake at April 16, 2012 07:23 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: jake at April 16, 2012 07:24 PM (AZ8Mb)
Ah...I see the connection. The Meat Puppets too! (I think).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 16, 2012 07:24 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: Theresa D., greedy misappropriator of your time here since 2008 at April 16, 2012 07:26 PM (Cf5RM)
Posted by: jake at April 16, 2012 07:26 PM (AZ8Mb)
Sheesh.
Posted by: Theresa D., greedy misappropriator of your time here since 2008 at April 16, 2012 11:22 PM (Cf5RM)
As they were saying its the play that has the most concussions occur on it. Roger Goodell needs to be removed as soon as possible. I think we'll soon be referring to him as David Stern II
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 07:26 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 16, 2012 11:24 PM (nEUpB)
--Yup. Also Screaming Trees and Sonic Youth back in the day.
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2012 07:26 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Looking Glass at April 16, 2012 07:26 PM (2J6Jv)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 16, 2012 07:27 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2012 07:27 PM (HFim5)
Removing kickoffs eliminates the on-side kick. So you might as well just end the game with less than two minutes to go and more than a touchdown behind.
I hate the NFL.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 16, 2012 07:28 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: jake at April 16, 2012 07:28 PM (AZ8Mb)
The Russians 'liberated; all the camps in Poland. Posted by: jake
Buchenwald, at least, was in Germany and liberated by Americans. Maybe my memory disserves me - I really detest Obama, so I may mis-remember which camp Obama named.
I could have sworn it was Auschwitz - because I remember howling about it.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 07:29 PM (mKMj1)
http://youtu.be/IYu3t0sF370
I still have this album on cassette. I think I'll play some now, or at least skip to "Rockville"
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2012 07:30 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 16, 2012 07:30 PM (R5yLq)
I hate the NFL.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 16, 2012 11:28 PM (nEUpB)
next to go is the punt play
1st down is pretty dangerous too
better eliminate all tackling
and the forward pass- you could put someone's eye out
elliminate the linebacker position- those guys are violent
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 07:30 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 10:55 PM (8sCoq)
See you in five, need to catch up from about 340 to present.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2012 07:30 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: ziptie at April 16, 2012 07:30 PM (N5Gqy)
I could have sworn it was Auschwitz - because I remember howling about it.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 11:29 PM (mKMj1)
Nah you are right. He named a concentration camp that was liberated by the Russians when he originally talked about it.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 07:30 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 07:31 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at April 16, 2012 07:31 PM (gIrkv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 16, 2012 11:29 PM (nEUpB)
--You're not the only one. And "Harborcoat" still sounds great.
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2012 07:32 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: ziptie at April 16, 2012 07:32 PM (N5Gqy)
Posted by: jake at April 16, 2012 07:32 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 16, 2012 07:32 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 16, 2012 07:32 PM (R5yLq)
Buchenwald was liberated by the Americans in April, 1945.
Auschwitz was "liberated" by the Russians in January, 1945.
Obama is a cocksucking piece of shit for using the death camps for a political punch-line.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 16, 2012 07:33 PM (nEUpB)
LOL Ohio Dan! Good thing you left early. Sounds like you and the wife had a great time.
Posted by: Theresa D., greedy misappropriator of your time here since 2008 at April 16, 2012 07:33 PM (Cf5RM)
I'd like to beg a question.
Does anybody at all know what "beg the question" means?
______________________________________
Enough of little things. I went to Wright-Pat today, for the cadet combat engineering contest at Calamityville (go Falcons). Saw two B-25's fly in. There will be 21 on static tomorrow, and a massed flyby on Wed.
Doolittle's Raiders, all five of them, are there for their 70th reunion.
How would you like to be on a commercial flight with one of them?
"This is the captain. In honor of our guest, we will attempt a 467-foot takeoff roll. Landing optional." Their balls still clank when they walk.
Posted by: comatus at April 16, 2012 07:33 PM (ZOlM3)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 16, 2012 07:33 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 16, 2012 11:32 PM (R5yLq)
Correct
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 07:34 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 07:35 PM (GULKT)
OMG Miss Hannah Minx has legs?
This is the greatest thing since the one she did from the bubble bath!
Posted by: Truman North at April 16, 2012 07:36 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: jake at April 16, 2012 07:36 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 16, 2012 11:33 PM (nEUpB)
Did I ever tell you the story of my uncle?
Posted by: Barack the Stupid at April 16, 2012 07:37 PM (MwTP4)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 16, 2012 07:37 PM (N79DY)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 16, 2012 07:37 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2012 07:37 PM (HFim5)
Posted by: stillers at April 16, 2012 07:37 PM (wbyfw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 16, 2012 07:38 PM (bxiXv)
In their defense, they are also 12 years old. Combined.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 16, 2012 07:38 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: S Daniel at April 16, 2012 07:39 PM (BVkEs)
"How is a kickoff one of the most dangerous plays over any other play in football?"
Because everyone on the field has had the opportunity to get up to full speed so every collision has much higher momentum.
Posted by: Stephen Hawking at April 16, 2012 07:39 PM (nZvGM)
Beats the alternative.
Posted by: The Chicken at April 16, 2012 07:39 PM (N79DY)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2012 07:39 PM (HFim5)
How much meat is there on a hummingbird?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 16, 2012 07:40 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: unnamed guy in a paris apartment talking to a chicken at April 16, 2012 07:41 PM (HFim5)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 11:34 PM (8sCoq)
Tommy Emmanuel, Danny Gatton, Chet Atkins, Stevie Ray, Marty Friedman, Wes Montgomery...and the list goes on and on. I can't pick the best out of even that short list I made, because they're all otherworldly. If you don't know Tommy or Gatton, get thee hence to youtube. Danny Gatton was probably some kind of guitar-werewolf prodigy, and Emmanuel is clearly not human. Unlike other technicians, they kill at melody and phrasing (Eric Johnson excused, as he is also incredbly gifted technically and musically).
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2012 07:42 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: jake at April 16, 2012 07:42 PM (AZ8Mb)
. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 16, 2012 07:42 PM (h/3sQ)
Er, yeah. I kind of know that.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 07:42 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: S Daniel at April 16, 2012 11:39 PM (BVkEs)
Waste our money. General Services Administration.
Posted by: Barack the Stupid at April 16, 2012 07:42 PM (MwTP4)
Is that your son? What's wrong with him?
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 16, 2012 10:06 PM (niZvt)
----------------->
No, that's StuckonStupid's Young Ward (tm) !!!
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 16, 2012 07:43 PM (M0NzJ)
Football is a violent contact sport. I don't know what part of that Roger Goodell doesn't understand. he's trying to turn it into badminton or something.
Players have has season-ending injuries in SUMMER PRACTICE. Should practice be eliminated?
Goodell's gotta go- he's ruining the game.
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 07:43 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 16, 2012 07:43 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 07:43 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 16, 2012 07:44 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: booger at April 16, 2012 07:44 PM (HI6wa)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 16, 2012 07:44 PM (bxiXv)
Every time you say that Stuck winces. It is so funny!Posted by: Hummingbird at April 16, 2012 07:45 PM (R5yLq)
Regarding breading chicken, roll it in crushed Cap'n Crunch, then fry it. All I can say is hoooooolllleeeee shit! is it good.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2012 07:45 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: swagga at April 16, 2012 11:41 PM (vVCCn)
--Damn, check out the channel I linked above in #446. Lots of classic whole albums up (including VU and Nico). Lengthy but I think the kids nowadays miss some of the point of many songs when they're heard outside the whole album context.
And GTFO my lawn!
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2012 07:45 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 16, 2012 07:45 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Zakn at April 16, 2012 07:46 PM (7F9i5)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2012 11:45 PM (ND9u
I thought Cap'n Crunch was outlawed
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 07:46 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2012 07:47 PM (GULKT)
Auschwitz was "liberated" by the Russians in January, 1945.
Obama is a cocksucking piece of shit for using the death camps for a political punch-line.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative)
*Sigh*
Unusually, for an American of my age who attended public schools, I actually know this. I don't know why I'm getting irritated with you, it's not your fault that the freakin' SCOAMF has made each and every one of us need to explain facts that aren't hard to verify. I think I'm just irritable.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 07:47 PM (mKMj1)
I think it might have been Bergen-Belsen.
Posted by: Arbalest at April 16, 2012 11:37 PM (fLMWt)
Oblowme said his uncle was one of the first to liberate Auschwitz. When that was debunked and to do damage control they later declared he meant to say it was Bergen-Belsen. And that his uncle was so traumatized that he locked himself away in the attic. Except the only uncle he had in the military in WW2 was in the Navy. So go figure!!!!
Posted by: Ma Bell at April 16, 2012 07:47 PM (uVuwp)
- In Canada I'm called a heavy drinker.
- In England I'm a social drinker.
- In Ireland I'm a lightweight.
- In Scotland I'm a tea-totaller.
Posted by: Looking Glass at April 16, 2012 07:47 PM (2J6Jv)
No way. Goldman Sachs and Freddie Mac are over-represented already.
Do you own land, or a mortgage? Resident freeholders get to vote.
When they asked Clapton who was the best, he said Les Paul.
Posted by: comatus at April 16, 2012 07:48 PM (ZOlM3)
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 16, 2012 07:48 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2012 07:48 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: vivi at April 16, 2012 07:48 PM (OTPxW)
They do logistics and shit.
Posted by: Zakn at April 16, 2012 11:46 PM (7F9i5)
From my understanding its more like setting up contracts for other agencies, and getting the vig, but mostly getting the vig.
Posted by: Barack the Stupid at April 16, 2012 07:49 PM (MwTP4)
Darnit. I guessed it was the joos.
Posted by: Kevin at April 16, 2012 07:49 PM (3o64G)
IOTW had one of the greatest headlines I have ever read:
27% of people are dumber than a stink pickle. 73% say requiring an ID to vote is not discriminatory.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 16, 2012 07:50 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 07:50 PM (8sCoq)
The girl at Peet's who really could not believe that there never was a "Major Tom"?
Actually, I don't know that I've ever related that one here. It was a few years ago, and it was pretty frightening to me.
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 07:50 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 16, 2012 07:51 PM (ND9u8)
Sorry if this is a stupid question, but do you leave the skin on?
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 16, 2012 07:51 PM (qfooS)
Posted by: comatus at April 16, 2012 11:48 PM (ZOlM3)
When they asked Les Paul, he said Stevie Ray Vaughan
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 07:52 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: jake at April 16, 2012 07:53 PM (AZ8Mb)
The same can be said for many plays in football. I don't buy it. Just more pussification of a great sport, if you ask me.
Posted by: Theresa D., greedy misappropriator of your time here since 2008 at April 16, 2012 07:53 PM (Cf5RM)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 16, 2012 11:52 PM (7FadD)
contentious
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 07:53 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 07:54 PM (FcR7P)
Kobe beef is PEOPLE!!
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 11:54 PM (FcR7P)
Want to meet in a Colorado hotel room?
Posted by: K. Bryant at April 16, 2012 07:55 PM (GULKT)
after the 2011-12 season was over, the NFL said the recent kickoff rule change had already greatly reduced the amount of concussions- I don't know why this is still being discussed, except Roger Goodell is a dick
Goodell is to football as Obama is to America
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 07:56 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: someone at April 16, 2012 10:31 PM (bqjJT)
-------------------->
Highest BAC I ever had from a DUI driver was .405. He was a really hardcore alcoholic because he just looked moderately drunk, certainly not the falling down, stumbling puking on ourselves drunk that you would expect from a BAC that high.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 16, 2012 07:56 PM (M0NzJ)
The same can be said for many plays in football. I don't buy it. Just more pussification of a great sport, if you ask me.
Posted by: Theresa D., greedy misappropriator of your time here since 2008 at April 16, 2012 11:53 PM (Cf5RM)
--The NFL is also not mandating the latest, safest headgear and mouthpieces --they should do that yesterday.
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2012 07:56 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2012 07:57 PM (HFim5)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2012 11:57 PM (HFim5)
This! Been thinking the same thing. The next President really has to go after these crooks so future commies and crooks understand there will be consequences for their crimes and treason.
Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 16, 2012 07:58 PM (WUWb9)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 16, 2012 07:59 PM (R5yLq)
Best Band Marshal Tucker The Caldwell brothers ex viet vets
Played The best American music ever
Pelosi is a scrunt! Stilll baned from rcp
Posted by: VISZZY at April 16, 2012 08:00 PM (c/tBt)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 16, 2012 08:00 PM (d9lOz)
Yep, it takes time to work yourself up to that tolerance. I used to spend a bit of time in the ER and we had some high BAC's come through. This guy looks a bit younger than the typical guy going for the title holder of "highest living BAC."
Posted by: someone at April 16, 2012 08:01 PM (bqjJT)
my personal fav Dϋ: http://tinyurl.com/7jtc8tz
Posted by: bill-o at April 16, 2012 08:01 PM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Theresa D., greedy misappropriator of your time here since 2008 at April 16, 2012 08:02 PM (Cf5RM)
I don't mean that the league shouldn't provide the best protection they can, but the game consists of very large men crashing into each other at speed.
"IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE."
Posted by: Dianna at April 16, 2012 08:02 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: McLovin at April 16, 2012 10:52 PM (sayYU)
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Uh, I think you answered your own question. I think all the Morons would be happy to watch her read the yellow pages to to watch the boobehs bounce when she flips the pages.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 16, 2012 08:03 PM (M0NzJ)
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2012 08:03 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: The Dude at April 16, 2012 08:04 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 08:04 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 16, 2012 08:04 PM (h/3sQ)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 16, 2012 08:04 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: vivi at April 16, 2012 11:48 PM (OTPxW)
Um, perjury and indictments for what? I cant think of the last time a federal bureaucrat was found criminally liable for simply squandering tax payer money.
Posted by: Barack the Stupid at April 16, 2012 08:04 PM (MwTP4)
"The same can be said for many plays in football."
No, it can't. The kickoff is the only play where everyone on the field has had the opportunity to get up to full speed. In fact, it's kind of the point of the play. Football is at a weird point now where it is being pulled in opposite directions. On the one hand, players are objecting to some of the new safety measures and saying "just let us play". On the other, the union and the retirees are saying "you're going to pay us big time for all the risks we took". The owners might have to try something unusual - like getting rid of helmets.
Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 16, 2012 08:05 PM (nZvGM)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 16, 2012 08:07 PM (J5tI6)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 17, 2012 12:04 AM (h/3sQ)
The XFL actually got rid of the fair catch rule, effectively making the kickoff MORE dangerous. The XFL was also owned by Vince McMahon and had Jesse Ventura announcing........what a shock it folded.
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 16, 2012 08:11 PM (JoIcn)
Posted by: Truman North at April 16, 2012 08:12 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 16, 2012 08:12 PM (JoIcn)
WADR, tell that to the receiver who caught the pass and is running down the sideline and a guy comes at him at full speed and knocks him out of bounds.
Tell that to the guy who goes unblocked to the QB, who has taken about a 6-step drop and doesn't see the guy and he crashes at full speed into him from behind.
Soon football will be reduced to watching a bunch of guys playing Madden football on a video screen at the stadium so no one gets hurt.
Posted by: Theresa D., greedy misappropriator of your time here since 2008 at April 16, 2012 08:13 PM (Cf5RM)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 17, 2012 12:01 AM (7FadD)
I have opinions about music!
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 08:14 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2012 08:16 PM (HFim5)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 16, 2012 08:16 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2012 08:17 PM (HFim5)
the guy has a helmet and pads- he's not defenseless
and a free safety launching himself at the receiver like a cruise missile in order to hit him just as the ball gets there is a time honored play, and has put a bunch of guys in the Hall Of Fame
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 08:17 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 16, 2012 11:32 PM (R5yLq)
Correct
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 11:34 PM (8sCoq)
And yet I saw him get schooled by Albert King
Posted by: bill-o at April 16, 2012 08:18 PM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 16, 2012 08:19 PM (WUWb9)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 08:19 PM (8sCoq)
so how bad is it, Truman North?
Posted by: chemjeff at April 17, 2012 12:14 AM (7FadD)
It's a good show, but the football is dreadful. The field is about the same size as a basketball court.
Posted by: Truman North at April 16, 2012 08:21 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 16, 2012 08:22 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 16, 2012 08:23 PM (h/3sQ)
Oops. That's landofskybluewater and not D. Hopper. Sorry.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2012 12:17 AM (HFim5)
Thanks. It's just frustrating that it should take that much work to post a simple reply. It's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube just to post a simple message.
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 16, 2012 08:24 PM (JoIcn)
"WADR, tell that to the receiver who caught the pass and is running down the sideline and a guy comes at him at full speed and knocks him out of bounds."
One receiver, one defender. Not sure what is so hard to follow here: on the kickoff everyone - that's 22 players - have had the opportunity to reach full speed. Do you remotely understand probability? The odds of injury increase substantially. I'm not arguing for eliminating the play, I'm pointing out a problem of future liability the NFL faces, and if they don't solve it the league goes away. My suggestion is the counterintuitve one: get rid of some, if not all, of the protective gear (which ultimately ends up used as weapons). Rugby is just as manly a sport, but because the players don't feel so invincible in their gear, they play within their physical limits. Were the NFL to make a switch like this I think there would be a lot more minor injuries (and uglier players), but it would mostly take the life-ending injuries out of play.
Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 16, 2012 08:24 PM (nZvGM)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 17, 2012 12:22 AM (R5yLq)
It's me and you versus navycopjoe and them
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 08:24 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 16, 2012 08:25 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: W. Buffffittt at April 16, 2012 08:26 PM (dmEoV)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 16, 2012 08:26 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: '52 Esquire at April 16, 2012 08:27 PM (KZi9D)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 08:29 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: The Dude at April 16, 2012 08:29 PM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2012 12:29 AM (8sCoq)
Well since you're the "music guy" give us your five best songs, and see where it goes.
Posted by: Barack the Stupid at April 16, 2012 08:34 PM (MwTP4)
I know that there are a lot of football players who have been severely injured playing the sport. Not to sound like a heartless bitch, but it isn't like the players don't know they could be seriously hurt. Most of them have been playing football since they were little kids, and if they don't know the risks by the time they get to the NFL, well...
I'm a football fan and I want something else to be done, as logprof said, better equipment, whatever it takes to keep the game safe without putting the players in pink tutus or reducing the game to eventually giving each team the ball on the other team's 5 yard line and seeing if they can score. You know, so no one can get up to full speed and hit somebody too hard.
Posted by: Theresa D., greedy misappropriator of your time here since 2008 at April 16, 2012 08:37 PM (Cf5RM)
BOC with the smoke breathing Godzilla head,
If I had a lawn you could get off it.
Posted by: DaveA at April 16, 2012 08:37 PM (YKavp)
Posted by: Jean at April 16, 2012 08:38 PM (uekSI)
Posted by: jake at April 16, 2012 08:39 PM (AZ8Mb)
The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy
9) Hey Tonight - CCR
10) Magic Man - Heart
Posted by: '52 Esquire at April 16, 2012 08:40 PM (KZi9D)
Posted by: Barack the Stupid at April 17, 2012 12:34 AM (MwTP4)
ok, I consulted my iTunes stats for the answer
1 Long Cool Woman- The Hollies
2 Route 66- The Rolling Stones
3 Live Wire- AC/DC
4 Honey Don't- Carl Perkins
5 Pipeline- Dick Dale and the Del-Tones
and to throw the room a curve- here's Curtis Mayfield
"Freddy's Dead"
http://tinyurl.com/9rxvun
Peace out!
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 08:40 PM (8sCoq)
Thick As A Brick (Tull)
Fried Buzzard (Woody Herman)
Joy Spring (Clifford Brown)
The Wind Machine (Count Basie)
Posted by: Owlpellets at April 16, 2012 08:41 PM (dmEoV)
Posted by: bill-o at April 16, 2012 08:42 PM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2012 08:42 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Owlpellets at April 16, 2012 08:45 PM (dmEoV)
flame me!
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 11:05 PM (8sCoq)
I like Stevie, but hot damm Gary Moore can play.
http://tinyurl.com/ya94txs
Posted by: YIKES! at April 16, 2012 08:46 PM (eXigD)
"Having no problem at all following what you're saying, somebody else, just don't fully accept your premise that the kickoff return is the most dangerous play, believing that just about every damn play on the football field brings the risk of serious injury."
Have you ever watched a game? Have you ever wondered why there are so many commercials after every kickoff? Do you know what "the wedge" is and why the NFL had to ban it?
Okay, forget all that. Forget my opinion. Why do you suppose that the people who work in the sport view the dangers that way? Do you really think they want to make the game boring? Or are they just stupid or don't have your level of machismo?
Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 16, 2012 08:47 PM (nZvGM)
Gotta love that fiesta red strat.
Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2012 08:49 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Jean at April 16, 2012 08:50 PM (uekSI)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 17, 2012 12:22 AM (R5yLq)
It's me and you versus navycopjoe and them
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2012 12:24 AM (8sCoq)
Love him too! Esp Lenny & Texas Flood. Have you seen the youtube videos of Albert King & Stevie Ray? Excelllent!
Posted by: bill-o at April 16, 2012 08:50 PM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Arbalest at April 16, 2012 08:51 PM (fLMWt)
Posted by: Some shit-stiring troll at April 16, 2012 08:52 PM (I2LwF)
Couple of my favorite video.
Cream Sunshine of your love cuz Ginger Baker looks a tad stoned.
http://tinyurl.com/dde9xy
The Who: Won't Get Fooled Again.
This is the the isolated bass version.
http://tinyurl.com/ylkxps3
Posted by: YIKES! at April 16, 2012 08:53 PM (eXigD)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 17, 2012 12:04 AM (h/3sQ)
You and me, pal, tonight, Hell In The Cell!
Posted by: Vince McMahon at April 16, 2012 08:54 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2012 12:53 AM (uekSI)
John Petrucci of Dream Theater, off the top of my head.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 08:55 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Barack the Stupid at April 16, 2012 08:56 PM (MwTP4)
I missed that, but I think they should have called the 2112 album 2012. The lyrics to temple of syrinx pretty much spells out the obama white house, complete with red star.
Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2012 08:57 PM (FMbng)
don't have your level of machismo? Posted by: somebody else, not me
Haaaaacckkkkkk-Pthooie! 'Scuse me, had to spit. Took too big of a bite of chaw.
You're funny. Not necessarily funny ha-ha, but you're funny.
Posted by: Theresa D., greedy misappropriator of your time here since 2008 at April 16, 2012 08:58 PM (Cf5RM)
Posted by: ahn sang suu kyi, Nobel Peace Prize Laureate at April 16, 2012 09:00 PM (cjcCc)
http://tinyurl.com/cg8x967
Walker Aide Under Fire For "Unnatural Sexiness"
The article links back to Jezebel which has a smoking hot pic of this chick in her Hooters uniform. Smoking. Hot.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 09:01 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 09:06 PM (AVfT8)
What the hell do you expect, the dems only have CHUDs for women. They destroy the beauty in everything they touch. Ugly people..inside and out.
Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2012 09:08 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 09:08 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Berserker at April 17, 2012 01:08 AM (FMbng)
I resemble that remark!
Posted by: Helen Thomas at April 16, 2012 09:09 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Cicero at April 16, 2012 09:09 PM (m9Ndl)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 09:10 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at April 17, 2012 01:09 AM
No, you resemble a CHUD. lol
Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2012 09:11 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 09:12 PM (AVfT8)
There used to be a couple of jokes, often told in the context of dating much younger women. One ended with the punchline, "Paul MacCartney was in a band before Wings?" and the one about remembering where you were when Kennedy was shot and getting the reply, "Ted Kennedy was shot?"
Neither of those jokes work anymore. In a few years middle-age men will be trying to pick up girls for whom 9/11 has no more meaning than any other historical event. And those middle-aged men will be too young to remember when Kennedys getting shot at was a bad thing.
Posted by: epobirs at April 16, 2012 09:13 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 09:15 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 16, 2012 09:16 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 09:17 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: notropis at April 16, 2012 09:18 PM (cjcCc)
Posted by: Jello B. at April 16, 2012 09:19 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 09:22 PM (AVfT8)
There used to be a couple of jokes, often told in the context of dating much younger women. One ended with the punchline, "Paul MacCartney was in a band before Wings?" and the one about remembering where you were when Kennedy was shot and getting the reply, "Ted Kennedy was shot?"
Neither of those jokes work anymore. In a few years middle-age men will be trying to pick up girls for whom 9/11 has no more meaning than any other historical event. And those middle-aged men will be too young to remember when Kennedys getting shot at was a bad thing.
Posted by: epobirs at April 17, 2012 01:13 AM (kcfmt)
That reminds me -- great American band -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzfwtX2kgOA
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2012 09:22 PM (kaalw)
I have a real live adult person who lives in my house, whose knowledge of pop culture starts right around the time of Frasier. It's maddening trying to make analogies or to reminisce with
him or her...
Forgot, I am not allowed to mention my wife anymore.
Posted by: Some shit-stiring troll at April 16, 2012 09:22 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: notropis at April 16, 2012 09:22 PM (cjcCc)
Posted by: Cathy at April 16, 2012 10:05 PM (oiTOF)
I'm so sorry!
I'll keep you in my prayers. When I read that "short story", I immediately thought how sad it was.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl, daughter of a stay-at-home mom at April 16, 2012 09:23 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 09:23 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 09:24 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2012 09:26 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 09:27 PM (AVfT8)
And money.
Poon and money.
Okay, I'll grant them two things.
Poon and money. And the ability to blow so much smoke up your ass and get away with it.
Three things. I will grant them three things.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 09:28 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 17, 2012 01:27 AM (AVfT
Four. Four thigns I will grant them.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 09:28 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: notropis at April 16, 2012 09:28 PM (cjcCc)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 09:29 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: Jean at April 16, 2012 09:30 PM (tZYm2)
Posted by: epobirs at April 17, 2012 01:13 AM (kcfmt)
OMG you are so scary!
Posted by: Tart who thinks 911 was backlash against muslums at April 16, 2012 09:30 PM (MwTP4)
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 09:31 PM (4ixH5)
https://twitter.com/#!/miamicurt
Remember Dan Wolfe?
Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 16, 2012 09:32 PM (RfvTE)
...but you would have to pull their head out of their ass first.
Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2012 09:33 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 17, 2012 01:34 AM (AVfT
I might have to check it out.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 09:36 PM (4ixH5)
AoSHQ Style Guide says you have to use a Charlie Gibson sock when you write that phrase.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 16, 2012 09:36 PM (N79DY)
Chrome Masters
Steel Warriors
Soul Stealers
Ripping out hearts
They're Devil Dogs
The Hell Patrol
Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2012 09:36 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 09:36 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 17, 2012 01:36 AM (N79DY)
DOH!
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 09:37 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: aung san suu kyi, Nobel Peace Prize Laureate at April 16, 2012 09:37 PM (cjcCc)
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 09:39 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane at April 17, 2012 01:39 AM (VVZaH)
You're late. That's gonna be 100 push-ups!
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 09:40 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Oschisms at April 16, 2012 09:40 PM (3YIAy)
Intelligence Study Links Low I.Q. To Prejudice, Racism, Conservatism
Posted by: i AGREE at April 17, 2012 01:26 AM (LkOvb)
That's because you have to be a serious Sooper Genius to believe so much highfalutin' BS that just ain't so.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2012 09:41 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Adriane at April 16, 2012 09:41 PM (VVZaH)
Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2012 01:28 AM (4ixH5)
I missed the number because I had initially read that as "Four thighs".
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2012 09:42 PM (kaalw)
no problemo!
at the killing rate of 1 push up a day, I'll be finished by ... scribbles frantically ... NEXT GROUNDHOG DAY !!!
Posted by: Adriane at April 16, 2012 09:43 PM (VVZaH)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2012 09:43 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 09:44 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2012 01:36 AM (4ixH5)
I loved Northern Exposure, too.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2012 09:44 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 09:45 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2012 09:46 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: jake at April 16, 2012 09:47 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 17, 2012 01:43 AM (r7Ddb)
Night Court was the shit! I never laughed harder at a show. John Larroquette was the man.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2012 01:44 AM (kaalw)
The troll got BALETED as the kids like to say. Everything moves back a space.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 09:48 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2012 01:44 AM
Proof of what I usually say. Heaven don't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over. lol
Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2012 09:48 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Adriane at April 17, 2012 01:43 AM (VVZaH)
If that day repeats over and over again you could get done a lot quicker.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 09:48 PM (4ixH5)
There were some really ugly ones up front.
Posted by: Adriane at April 16, 2012 09:49 PM (VVZaH)
Could be worse. To this day, whenever I see a comment from Yankeefifth, my mind registers it as 'yankeefilfth.'
No idea why. I'm a SoCal native. I don't have an opinion about yankeesthat I'm aware of. But yankeefilfth is inherently funnier and my wiseguy gene demands it.
Posted by: epobirs at April 16, 2012 09:49 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 17, 2012 01:44 AM (r7Ddb)
Janine Turner was so hot. The things I would have done to her...
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 09:50 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2012 09:51 PM (kaalw)
www.youtube.com/ watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=um7xqonZulI
Beatles/Dio mash-up. Let The Holy Diver Be.
I was sent it on the Book of Faces and can't watch it now. I give it to you, the finest of the Moron Hordes.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 09:52 PM (4ixH5)
Used to be I would read it as Charlie's Brown Dildo. Still do, sometimes.
Posted by: fluffy at April 16, 2012 09:52 PM (z9HTb)
You didnÂ’t hear about this is the media, but on the weekend of March 24th and March 25th at least seven white people were brutally beaten by mobs of blacks in Grand Rapids, MI. Five of the victims filed police reports. At least two other victims exist, and there are probably others. The local media has refused to report the cruel attacks and the authorities are resisting any serious charges.
http://tinyurl.com/7v9ofv5 (Moonbattery link)
But wait, there's more:
All three of the black males then attacked him on the porch. They yelled “this is what you deserve you white piece of shit.”
Not a peep in or from the MFM on this. Go figure.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 16, 2012 09:53 PM (ccXZP)
Q.E.D. even!!!
ok, but seriously folks, back to taxes for the time being ...
The Beatles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzLry3ABpV0
Posted by: Adriane at April 16, 2012 09:54 PM (VVZaH)
There were some really ugly ones up front.
Posted by: Adriane at April 17, 2012 01:49 AM (VVZaH)
I saw some of that after much of the cleanup had been done.
Cathy already had enough, for the troll to dump such viciousness was just a sociopath showing himself.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2012 09:57 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Berserker at April 17, 2012 01:48 AM (FMbng)
It's not you, it's me. Let's just be friends.
Posted by: Beelzebub at April 16, 2012 09:57 PM (4ixH5)
Oh they'll only report it when a potential white victim mows a bunch of the scumbags down with an AK47.
Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2012 09:59 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2012 01:52 AM (z9HTb)
Sometimes, when it's really late at night and I've been drinking pretty steadily, I read "Robert" as "Tractor Model".
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2012 09:59 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2012 10:00 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 17, 2012 01:53 AM (ccXZP)
Do bites man wingnut.
Posted by: MFM at April 16, 2012 10:01 PM (MwTP4)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 16, 2012 10:22 PM (R5yLq)
My God, that's a beautiful quote.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl, daughter of a stay-at-home mom at April 16, 2012 10:01 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 10:03 PM (4ixH5)
http://tinyurl.com/bpay9jf
Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2012 02:05 AM (4ixH5)
That's a Hero of the Revolution, fer shur!
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2012 10:09 PM (kaalw)
This is remarkable. on RCP, there's an article on Obama telling Univison that Mitt promotes racial profiling. This is not the news. The news is, every single comment calls out the President. I read about 50 of them-- every single one of them disagrees and mocks him
link in sig
Posted by: Truman North at April 16, 2012 10:13 PM (I2LwF)
http://tinyurl.com/bpay9jf
Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2012 02:05 AM (4ixH5)
you just cracked me the fuck up
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2012 10:16 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 10:17 PM (4ixH5)
link in sig
Posted by: Truman North at April 17, 2012 02:13 AM (I2LwF)
wow. interesting. food for hope. the real kind.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2012 10:17 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 10:19 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: Truman North at April 16, 2012 10:19 PM (I2LwF)
Worker housing! Give quality service on your site!
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2012 10:19 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Truman North at April 17, 2012 02:13 AM (I2LwF)
Obama's favorite model? Arming the cartels and murdering hundreds of Mexican citizens. He's cool with that. Perfectly. Enforcing the border, though, that's all racist n shit.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 10:20 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jake at April 16, 2012 11:06 PM (AZ8Mb)
OMG. I am trying to decide whether he is so immersed in communism that he didn't realize that came out of his mouth and was a dead giveaway of where he heart lies or if he did it on purpose to show the Russians that he's one of them...
Posted by: Aslan's Girl, daughter of a stay-at-home mom at April 16, 2012 10:21 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 17, 2012 02:16 AM (r7Ddb)
Granted we fucked up with Humpty but we got a lot of practice out of the whole affair. We're totally at the ready should you need us!
Posted by: All the King's soldiers and all the King's Men at April 16, 2012 10:22 PM (4ixH5)
Worker housing! Give quality service on your site!""
I thought it said "comrade, I come to amerika to see what functioning bathroom plumbing looks like".
Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2012 10:22 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 10:23 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: Calyx the Unanswered at April 16, 2012 10:23 PM (7UDrY)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl, daughter of a stay-at-home mom at April 17, 2012 02:21 AM (KL49F)
im pretty sure that is what he hard his family call it and all his "teachers" and i dont mean the ones at Punahou.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2012 10:24 PM (r7Ddb)
This is going to take some getting used to.
Truman, it looks like RCP is infested with conservative trolls.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 16, 2012 10:25 PM (ccXZP)
because nobody likes picking on the retard.
Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2012 10:25 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Berserker at April 17, 2012 02:22 AM (FMbng)
I thought of a punchline to an old joke...
Nice tits, where do you want the blinds?
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 10:26 PM (4ixH5)
Nice tits, where do you want the blinds?""
the one with the nun? lol
Posted by: Berserker at April 16, 2012 10:27 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 17, 2012 02:25 AM (ccXZP)
We already called dibs.
Posted by: Association of Brazilian Bikini Waxers at April 16, 2012 10:29 PM (4ixH5)
I thought of a punchline to an old joke...
Nice tits, where do you want the blinds?
Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2012 02:26 AM (4ixH5)
reminds me of a joke between Grim and i. when something is pissing me off i say "Grimmy! Bring me my GOOD brick!"
when i am having a particularly bad day i say "Grimmy! get me my good brick and the pipe wrench!" so that was the fist thing i noticed in that image.
the pipe wrench. it looked mighty fine for clobberin, too.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2012 10:30 PM (r7Ddb)
Nice tits, where do you want the blinds?""
the one with the nun? lol
Posted by: Berserker at April 17, 2012 02:27 AM (FMbng)
Everyone should know this joke.
"Who is it?"
"Blind man."
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2012 10:31 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Berserker at April 17, 2012 02:27 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Association of Brazilian Bikini Waxers at April 16, 2012 10:32 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 17, 2012 02:30 AM (r7Ddb)
Do you ever say, "bring me my BAD brick"?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2012 10:33 PM (kaalw)
Think I ought to get you one of these for Christmas...
http://tinyurl.com/7wl8lej
Posted by: OSHA at April 16, 2012 10:37 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 10:38 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2012 02:33 AM (kaalw)
"Bring out the Gimp."
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 10:40 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2012 02:38 AM (4ixH5)
Pull socks up! Back on traktor!
Posted by: You know who at April 16, 2012 10:40 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2012 02:33 AM (kaalw)
there are bad bricks for clobberin. ones that dont fit comfortably in the hand. others too big to lift. some that dont have sharp enough corners, that can only be dropped from windows. you know...unweildy. but i would say no brick on its own is BAD. different bricks for different uses.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2012 10:41 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 10:48 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2012 10:49 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 17, 2012 02:41 AM (r7Ddb)
What's the best kind for smashing commies?
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 10:49 PM (4ixH5)
Mind you, she might well have read something that "backs up" her optimism; there's a poll out there to suit any style and desire. Can we just adjudge that the polls fluctuate so wildly there's no sense in paying them heed? I wouldn't be surprised that Obama's such a bear to be around when numbers aren't going his way that his own staff "persuades" amenable outfits to tinker till they get pleasing results, just so all can go on with their lives without tearing their hair out.
As for the GSA -- wasn't the last time they rated the big headlines during the Carter administration, because of fiscal scandals? Yet another way Obama seems to be James II. And you know how that king ended up.
Posted by: sistrum at April 16, 2012 10:50 PM (AyryN)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2012 02:49 AM (kaalw)
Goddammit, I had Mastodon bouncing around my head and now this.
Bastard.
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 10:51 PM (4ixH5)
http://tinyurl.com/8a5el5r
I love the smell of desperation in the morning! It smells like....victory!
Posted by: bill-o at April 16, 2012 10:51 PM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2012 02:49 AM (4ixH5)
a RED brick. duh!
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2012 10:52 PM (r7Ddb)
OK, now I'm going to start using TPAKTOP.
Question is, what are you singing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kmbeDcOsh4
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2012 10:54 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 16, 2012 10:58 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 11:00 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2012 02:54 AM (kaalw)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUaYbfKZIiA
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2012 11:01 PM (4ixH5)
OK, now I'm going to start using TPAKTOP.
Question is, what are you singing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kmbeDcOsh4
Posted by: cthulhu at April 17, 2012 02:54 AM (kaalw)
would it freak you out if i told you thats how i have been seeing the word in my head since this started?
http://youtu.be/fmjia0Se7_0this is what i am singing.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 16, 2012 11:05 PM (r7Ddb)
Is a man checking out her ass
More like behind EVERY Woman,, a man and boys too ckin her ass..
there's asses for every palette..
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2012 11:09 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2012 11:11 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 11:13 PM (AVfT8)
that's damn near art right there Robert...
sorry D. Hopper,, streaming medias blocked on the wireless *company* i'm using.. any clue?
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2012 11:17 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 11:23 PM (AVfT8)
1. The Perfect Day of Sailing in the Caribbean Capt. Rick
2. 2010 Singlehanded Transpac Ronnie Simpson
3. 2012 Doublehanded Farrallones race Ronnie Simpson. This is the same course the four sailors died on this pas weekend when they cut the corner, and were swamped by a wave.
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 17, 2012 03:23 AM (AVfT
It's only *close* to being perfect. The women have too much cloth on 'em.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 16, 2012 11:36 PM (kaalw)
Oh yeah DH,, I was just reading about the Farrallones tragedy big hit to the SF sailing peeps.. just got the vidio up "on the wired" network. and sailors that do die have at least seen heaven on sea before they go..
Sorry for all involved and the price sometimes paid to enjoy the thrill and the beauty of sail..
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2012 11:40 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 16, 2012 11:49 PM (AVfT8)
Posted by: jc at April 17, 2012 12:01 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 17, 2012 12:02 AM (AVfT8)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 17, 2012 04:03 AM (AVfT
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maybe it was all part of an anti-motorboating movement. probably fucking liberals out to ruin everything again.
Posted by: jc at April 17, 2012 12:05 AM (ufJKx)
Oh man that even sucks beyond belief.. I'll have to read up more on Him and the race, when I get a few moments.. and the second sailing tragedy, Wingnut crew in Michigan late last year..
Posted by: beanervt at April 17, 2012 12:07 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: jc at April 17, 2012 12:07 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 17, 2012 12:10 AM (AVfT8)
Discovered by Jacques Tits (1962) in an examination of the Suzuki groups, these ovoids exist only in PG(3,22e-1) with e ³ 2
Posted by: jc at April 17, 2012 12:10 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 17, 2012 12:11 AM (AVfT8)
Posted by: jc at April 17, 2012 12:12 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 17, 2012 12:13 AM (AVfT8)
"Let's consult Dr. Tits!!"
Posted by: jc at April 17, 2012 12:15 AM (ufJKx)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Tits
Posted by: jc at April 17, 2012 12:19 AM (ufJKx)
Ouch,,, that sucks but I'm glad to hear he's still kicking..
The recent one was one dead and 3 missing, a boat in trouble after rounding Farrallons and a rescuing *race* boat.
Posted by: beanervt at April 17, 2012 12:22 AM (KZLoo)
Me: "Seriously Principal Canhardly, I have always been interested in the Tits Ovoid. It is an extremely important body of work, and I was only sharing my enthusiasm with the rest of the class."
Principal Canhardly: "I can't wait until they invest speed dial. I am ruining my wrist dialing your parents all the time."
Posted by: jc at April 17, 2012 12:28 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: jc at April 17, 2012 12:29 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 17, 2012 12:31 AM (AVfT8)
Posted by: Looking Glass at April 17, 2012 12:32 AM (2J6Jv)
I caught it at Sailing Anarchy, but was relaying off a story half way down.. stooopid me.. anyway I assumed "missing" would change in 50 water. So busy getting mine out of moth balls I've been out of the sailing news loop..
Posted by: beanervt at April 17, 2012 12:40 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: jc at April 17, 2012 12:41 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 17, 2012 12:54 AM (AVfT8)
Posted by: jc at April 17, 2012 12:55 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 17, 2012 12:56 AM (AVfT8)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 17, 2012 04:56 AM (AVfT
===
math makes you money. money gets you laid. sail boats are just one example of how money can get you laid.
Posted by: jc at April 17, 2012 12:58 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 17, 2012 01:01 AM (AVfT8)
Posted by: D. Hopper at April 17, 2012 05:01 AM (AVfT
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stereotype of small consequence.
Posted by: jc at April 17, 2012 01:02 AM (ufJKx)
Chuckie Johnson?? 'srsly didn't know that but it's a good site for pickup links on what ever races I'm following..
Posted by: beanervt at April 17, 2012 01:06 AM (KZLoo)
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