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April 26, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (4-26-2012)
— Maetenloch

Well I'm still kinda sick and also under multiple deadlines. So tonight you're gonna get The Sandwich. And like it.

Because it's got bacon.

Or more likely it'll make a lot of Chinese 'Golden Children' weep since it'll be their money that's gone forever. This is the estimated US national debt as a percentage of GDP. Anything above say 180% is pretty much unexplored territory for a modern First World country.

Dr. Phil Joins the Smear Parade

Before military veterans were portrayed by the media as victims of Bushitler! - now the new narrative is that they're all PTSD-screwed up ticking time bombs.

Dr. Phil, arguably one of the most popular talk show hosts on the planet, decided to feature this issue on his show this week. And while he could have taken a reasonable approach, he went straight for the gut instead. Titling the show "From Heroes To Monsters", he painted a picture of vets with PTSD as ticking time bombs of violence, describing them as damaged goods who "destroy families" and "dismantle marriages".
One of Dr. Phil's guests, Matt, is a former Marine who struggles with PTSD. He speaks about how, while deployed to Afghanistan, he repeatedly stabbed an enemy combatant in the face, even after he was dead, to get his anger out. He also claims he saw "lots" of innocent people killed, including women and children. (His last name isn't given, so it's impossible to verify his claims of killing women and children while deployed to Afghanistan.) After Matt, Dr. Phil featured Mark and Heather. Mark is another veteran with PTSD who admits he has violent rages, says his life has been destroyed, and is afraid of what he will do to his family.

Also: The Stupidest Reason Ever To Bring Back the Draft

Also too: Russian Paratroopers To Land in Colorado Next Month

Wolverines!!

8 Movies That Every Geek Ought To Watch

Office Space (1999)
Cube (1997)
WarGames (1983)
Blade Runner (1982)
THX 1138 (1971)
Dark City (1998 )
and more.

Eh I always hated Wargames - mostly because it was an utter unrealistic depiction of hacking. And because of the Broderick smugness.

Snow Kittehs!

BBQ in a Box

The Grillcube is basically a cardboard box o' charcoal that simplifies your lighting process. Simply light the box up via the cardboard wick integrated in the air flue, allow it to burn away, and your charcoal will be ready in about 10 minutes. There's no acrid lighter fluid or sooty bags of charcoal to deal with, just hot, fired-up hardwood coal begging you to pile meat and vegetables on top. The charcoal in the cube provides about 30 minutes of grill time

The TED Talk on the No Fap Movement

Okay I suspected that this was an April Fool's joke but apparently it's real. It gets hard to tell when you're brain has been pornolated.

Got a Crow Problem?

Then bring in the Schoolgirl Falconer:

The prefectural government of Saga, plagued by hordes of crows that attack trash and farms around their offices, has hired a high school student who is known as Japan's only "schoolgirl falconer", one Misato Ishibashi (17), a 3rd year at Takeo High School in Takeo City. Saga has entrusted Misato's falcons with ridding the offices of their crows. Misato, who freely manipulates falcons, often participates in competitions to expel avian pests and the like. After the prefecture received word of her getting top honors in a national competition, governor Yasushi Furukawa sent her the request.
On the evening of April 4th, Misato brought her 7-year-old male falcon "Momotaro" to the prefectural headquarters for a test flight. When Momotaro was released, dozens of crows burst out of the trees and flew away or tried to hide in the shadows. After several such flights, their cries could no longer be heard. "They won't be back for a while," said Misato.
...Says Misato with an air of confidence, "The falcon is a divine punishment against crows. When their eyes meet the glare of the falcon, they will definitely not return."

But note that if you fly her in for some falconry, well there are rules:

Yahoo group. That is all.

And my Twitter spew.

Tonight's post brought to you by Marilyn:

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 06:02 PM | Comments (528)
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1 But what if I like bacon sammiches ?!?

Posted by: Adriane at April 26, 2012 06:03 PM (VVZaH)

2 Mmm... hobo. The new Manwich.

Posted by: Dang at April 26, 2012 06:04 PM (Ky1+e)

3 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2012 06:04 PM (7W3wI)

4 BACON!

Posted by: Bo at April 26, 2012 06:04 PM (e82DQ)

5 Falconer? I hardly know her!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 26, 2012 06:05 PM (ebPtk)

6 I had pulled Pork sandwiches for dinner.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2012 06:05 PM (7W3wI)

7 Too much wool on display in that Marilyn picture.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 26, 2012 06:05 PM (FiplJ)

8 From Weaselzippers: Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives Â— for up to six hours after their death. The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. Well yeah. But will they be able to tell the difference?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 26, 2012 06:05 PM (niZvt)

9 Evening, Morons

Posted by: fluffy at April 26, 2012 06:06 PM (z9HTb)

10 Evening, fluffy ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 26, 2012 06:07 PM (VVZaH)

11 Marilyn.. sexiest woman ever.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 26, 2012 06:07 PM (UljOc)

12 TRON. It's very geek worth.

Posted by: Arcadehero at April 26, 2012 06:07 PM (zt7SE)

13 Office Space has been the only funny cult comedy made in 20 years.Posted by: USS Diversity

Hot Tub Time Machine had it's moments.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 26, 2012 06:07 PM (ebPtk)

14 I was kind of depressed tonight. Then I said jewells.. cheer up. You could be living in Egypt.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 26, 2012 06:08 PM (UljOc)

8 From Weaselzippers:

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives Â— for up to six hours after their death.
The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.

Well yeah. But will they be able to tell the difference?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 26, 2012 10:05 PM (niZvt)

Obviously what that dipshit the other night said is true. This is just a religion no different than any other and we're just angry and interolerant and uninformed of it...

Posted by: buzzion at April 26, 2012 06:09 PM (GULKT)

16 Worthy that is. If I could type all proper-like

Posted by: Arcadehero at April 26, 2012 06:09 PM (zt7SE)

17 Marilyn.. sexiest woman ever. Posted by: jewells45

Yeah, retards turn me on.

Posted by: Dang at April 26, 2012 06:11 PM (Ky1+e)

18 Safe pron. Get your safe pron here....

http://bit.ly/K3tczP

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 06:11 PM (piMMO)

19 I think that cheerleader on the previous thread is really a cheer troll, she snuck onto the sideline after she took he uniform off.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 06:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

20 Marilyn was retarded?

Posted by: jewells45 at April 26, 2012 06:11 PM (UljOc)

If that photo was taken in the WH kitchen you know that sammich contains dog. Several dogs of varying breeds.

Posted by: Tough,Tougher,Crunchy at April 26, 2012 06:11 PM (c3mby)

22 Marilyn.. sexiest woman ever.

*****

There hasn't been a star since her that could compare.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 06:12 PM (piMMO)

23 jewells -

if necessary, this might help ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fqnzqi_GoE

Posted by: Adriane at April 26, 2012 06:12 PM (VVZaH)

24 Marilyn was retarded? Posted by: jewells45

Pretty much. But she could drive a car.

Posted by: Dang at April 26, 2012 06:12 PM (Ky1+e)

25 Evening, fluffy ...

http://tinyurl.com/8xxjskr

Posted by: fluffy at April 26, 2012 06:12 PM (z9HTb)

26 On the bright side, I guess screwing your wife after she dies means you can finally have anal. And if she gives you "the look" for going there... You can always close her eyelids.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 26, 2012 06:13 PM (niZvt)

27 Kitteh attempts to murder owner;

James Forte Stabs Himself After Tripping Over Cat: Pa. Police

http://tinyurl.com/3vt6pk7

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 06:13 PM (Y+DPZ)

28 Office Space has been the only funny cult comedy made in 20 years.Posted by: USS Diversity

****

Is there anyone who can't recite a line from that movie?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 06:13 PM (piMMO)

29 Norma Jean was amazing. Nice ta-tas, also. Rough childhood

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 06:13 PM (Dll6b)

30 Marilyn was retarded?

***

Hell no.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 06:14 PM (piMMO)

31 I sure didn't marry her to hear her talk!

Posted by: Arthur Miller at April 26, 2012 06:14 PM (FiplJ)

32 A couple of weeks ago I said that Abby on NCIS was getting a new lunchbox made by Evyl Robot. I was wrong. Her lunchbox was in fact made by Dennis of Dragon Leather Works. Check him out here:

http://www.dragonleatherworks.com/

A Fugly IWB is on my list of holsters to buy.

Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 26, 2012 06:14 PM (yh0zB)

33 mmmmmm

bacon

And Norma Jean was fat.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at April 26, 2012 06:14 PM (GRvW4)

34 20 Safe pron. Get your safe pron here....

http://bit.ly/K3tczP

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 10:11 PM (piMMO)

I'm disappointed. I thought it was going to be a link to this. http://tinyurl.com/d4lyuwy

Posted by: buzzion at April 26, 2012 06:15 PM (GULKT)

35 I thought 'Fight Club' was a cult movie. The media critics said...........

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 06:15 PM (Dll6b)

36 From Weaselzippers:
Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives Â— for up to six hours after their death.

So they can honor kill, then diddle them?
That's having your Muslim cake and eating it too.

Posted by: Obama Ate the Dog SCOAMF at April 26, 2012 06:15 PM (lpWVn)

37 And Norma Jean was fat.

***

You're clearly just trying to start shit because she gained weight during a very short period of time during her career.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 06:16 PM (piMMO)

38 MM Now thats when women were curvy and you knew they ate bacon...only Ssenta Berger could even come close ..am I showing my teeth..

Posted by: Clemenza at April 26, 2012 06:16 PM (YlSwz)

39 That sammich is obviously Frontloaded !!

Much baconz in the front facing the camera, not so much hidden in the back.

I call shenanigans !!

Posted by: TXMarko at April 26, 2012 06:16 PM (J7EdA)

40 Marilyn definitely didn't have sharp elbows

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 06:16 PM (Y+DPZ)

41 37 I thought 'Fight Club' was a cult movie. The media critics said........... Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 10:15 PM (Dll6b) GEEZ! Never talk about fight club! Evening all

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 26, 2012 06:16 PM (DGIjM)

42 MMM mmm mmm. Bacon. Now I'm off to #OccupyMyKitchen.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 26, 2012 06:16 PM (/izg2)

43 @31 Did I mention I love curvy women ,,,not the heroin Addicted Bebe Models...

Posted by: Clemenza at April 26, 2012 06:17 PM (YlSwz)

44 And Norma Jean was fat.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at April 26, 2012 10:14 PM (GRvW4)

all your life, then and now and in the future, you will never have anything that fine. fat that........

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 06:17 PM (Dll6b)

45 Even with the weight gain, Marilyn was still one sexy bitch. No one will ever come close.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 26, 2012 06:17 PM (UljOc)

46 Very nice pic of MM .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 26, 2012 06:17 PM (npr0X)

47 Hot Tub Time Machine was godawful, for the same reason You Don't Mess With The Zohan was godawful.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 26, 2012 06:17 PM (QTHTd)

48 having read the article on the latest egyptian legislative proposal I am wondering if this is going to make anyone take a second look at the whole religion of peace thing. sure, this is not the most violent of the crimes but you do kind of need to wonder how many of the religion of peace guys actually think this is a good idea, why it was ever moved from thought or audio to a format someone could read, and why the first guy to suggest it was not laughed or beaten out of the country? I think the only ones thinking this is a good idea are the farm animals.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 06:17 PM (Z9EHQ)

49 26 Marilyn was retarded?

Posted by: jewells45

Pretty much. But she could drive a car.

Posted by: Dang at April 26, 2012 10:12 PM (Ky1+e)

And pull a train.

Posted by: John F Kennedy at April 26, 2012 06:18 PM (FoNan)

50 Marilyn was a beautiful beautiful woman.

Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 06:18 PM (NG097)

51 Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to
have sex with their dead wives Â— for up to six hours after their death.

***

Really, it's just much more convenient because a husband no longer has to rush around, preparing the wine and cheese in advance of killing her. He can take his time to create the mood now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 06:18 PM (piMMO)

52 53 26
Marilyn was retarded?

Posted by: jewells45

Pretty much. But she could drive a car.

Posted by: Dang at April 26, 2012 10:12 PM (Ky1+e)

And pull a train.
Posted by: John F Kennedy at April 26, 2012 10:18 PM

Word

Posted by: Robert F Kennedy at April 26, 2012 06:18 PM (FoNan)

Howdy, morons.

MM was fat in all the right places, IYKWIM.

However, ahem . . . . . . . . . Grace Kelly.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 26, 2012 06:18 PM (7yvLv)

54 Even with the weight gain, Marilyn was still one sexy bitch. No one will ever come close. Posted by: jewells45

I heard her butt was full of vitamins.

Posted by: Dang at April 26, 2012 06:18 PM (Ky1+e)

55 56 53
26

Marilyn was retarded?

Posted by: jewells45

Pretty much. But she could drive a car.

Posted by: Dang at April 26, 2012 10:12 PM (Ky1+e)

And pull a train.

Posted by: John F Kennedy at April 26, 2012 10:18 PM

Word
Posted by: Robert F Kennedy at April 26, 2012 10:18 PM

Amen

Posted by: Sam Gianconna at April 26, 2012 06:19 PM (FoNan)

56 By the way, it's great being a famous lefty playwright. All the hot women who ignored me back in high school are dying to get at me now! I'm a major figure in American literature and I'm fucking drowning in pussy.

Posted by: Arthur Miller at April 26, 2012 06:19 PM (FiplJ)

57 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2012 06:19 PM (JMmQ9)

58
     The left just can't keep themselves from displaying their contempt of our military, can they?

     All in the guise of tender concern--when they're not openly hating on us.

      I just wish the left would take their "concerned support" and SHOVE IT UNTIL THEY CHOKE ON IT.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 26, 2012 06:19 PM (SAMxH)

59 Get a copy of Hombre with Paul Newman...Now that I can relate 2, of course it is not a date movie Peaches

Posted by: Clemenza at April 26, 2012 06:19 PM (YlSwz)

60 My list of SF cult movies to supplement that list: Splice, Pandorum, Event Horizon, Total Recall

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 26, 2012 06:19 PM (QTHTd)

61 Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to from what I have read the only differnce will be the lower temperature.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 06:20 PM (Z9EHQ)

62 Well yeah. But will they be able to tell the difference?

Lie back and think of Mecca.

Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 06:20 PM (NG097)

63 The bacon sammich is fat in all the right places, too.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 26, 2012 06:21 PM (7yvLv)

64 59 56
53

26

Marilyn was retarded?

Posted by: jewells45

Pretty much. But she could drive a car.

Posted by: Dang at April 26, 2012 10:12 PM (Ky1+e)

And pull a train.

Posted by: John F Kennedy at April 26, 2012 10:18 PM

Word

Posted by: Robert F Kennedy at April 26, 2012 10:18 PM

Amen
Posted by: Sam Gianconna at April 26, 2012 10:19 PM

I certainly touched all the bases.

Posted by: Joe DiMaggio at April 26, 2012 06:21 PM (FoNan)

65 I'd take psychiatric advice from Kelsey Grammer before I listened to that quack Dr Phil

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 06:22 PM (Y+DPZ)

66 66 Well yeah. But will they be able to tell the difference?

Lie back and think of Mecca.

Posted by: toby928Â© at April 26, 2012 10:20 PM (NG097)

Don't you mean 'bend over and spit like a camel?"

Posted by: buzzion at April 26, 2012 06:22 PM (GULKT)

67 MM was a savvy businesswoman. She played dumb but wasn't. btw, she was murdered. I always thought RFK was involved.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 06:22 PM (O3R/2)

68 Does "Tucker and Dale vs. Evil" count as a "cult" movie? It was pretty funny.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at April 26, 2012 06:22 PM (0d0K7)

69 : yankeefifth, Filling in in the blanks and math are forbibben on this blog .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 26, 2012 06:22 PM (npr0X)

70 Marilyn, I need to get these vitamins waaay up you butt. So I was thinking I could balance the vitamin on the tip of my wiener and...

Posted by: Dr. Hyman Engelberg at April 26, 2012 06:22 PM (Ky1+e)

71 Just saw Splice a couple of days ago. Not a good movie. When Adrien Brody fucks that "thing" I turned the movie off.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 26, 2012 06:22 PM (ZOf1l)

72 Yes. Grace Kelly. Yes, please. More, please. Grace Kelly

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 06:23 PM (Dll6b)

73 runninrebel, this may be difficult to believe, but I don't know any Madonna songs. If I've heard one, I don't know it. Tammy Wynette, yes.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 26, 2012 06:23 PM (7yvLv)

74 By the way, it's great being a famous lefty playwright.

But I can hit curveballs as well as curves.

Posted by: Joltin' Joe DiMaggio at April 26, 2012 06:24 PM (oHTIl)

75 70 I'd take psychiatric advice from Kelsey Grammer before I listened to that quack Dr Phil

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 10:22 PM

I'd take psychiatric advice from that crazy haired guy on Ancient Aliens before I listened to Dr Phil McQuack

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 06:24 PM (Y+DPZ)

76 How about it, Maet? Can you arrange an MM - GK comparo?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 26, 2012 06:24 PM (7yvLv)

77 Grace Kelly. Yes, Grace Kelly.

Posted by: Dang at April 26, 2012 06:24 PM (Ky1+e)

78 Yes. Grace Kelly. Yes, please. More, please. Grace Kelly

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 10:23 PM (Dll6b)

There ya go! Now there's a fucking beauty!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at April 26, 2012 06:25 PM (GRvW4)

79 You know, the military could have made my life a living hell, making me do things morally questionable, treat me as nothing more then a replaceable drone, emotionally crippling me for life and I still wouldn't air my grievance on some shitty daytime talk show. One reason being the fact I would have got a parental ass whippin from the old man just for being an ungrateful pussy. Maybe America needs more of that kind of fear.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 26, 2012 06:25 PM (GZitp)

80 Yeah, she's fine. But the finest? Matter of taste. I'm reminded of a perfume commercial I think it was, and a close-up of Jaclyn Smith and saying "after all, part of being a woman is knowing when not to be too much of a lady". OUCH. Or how about a Bond era Barbara Bach? Mmmm Emmanuel Beart? Ah, so many beautiful women, so little time.

Posted by: teej at April 26, 2012 06:25 PM (Y5LDn)

81 runninrebel, this may be difficult to believe, but I don't know any Madonna songs. If I've heard one, I don't know it. Tammy Wynette, yes.

I bought "Like A Virgin" back in '85. Turned in my penis until Metallica's Black album came out in '91.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 26, 2012 06:26 PM (ZOf1l)

82 Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to from what I have read the only differnce will be the lower temperature. apparently egyptian women are all pissed off about this new law or something. apparently they are worried that the next wife, or remaining wives, are going to have to step up their game with their husbands new and improved standards.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 06:26 PM (Z9EHQ)

83 Grace Kelly famously starred in "To Catch A Boner" in 1957

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 06:26 PM (Dll6b)

84 Why are you guys going GaGa over dead broads from decades ago ? Not enough new poontang it these here times ? what are you guys, Egyptians ?

Posted by: grease monkey at April 26, 2012 06:27 PM (VSWPU)

85 That Kim Novak sure had some big breasts

Posted by: Sam Bass at April 26, 2012 06:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

86 New deal calls for 9,000 Marines to leave Okinawa, many will go to Guam, Hawaii - >http://wapo.st/JId8V6

You know what that means.

Posted by: Dagny[/i] at April 26, 2012 06:27 PM (4yXmp)

87 Hi everyone!

Love the cats in snow video, I've never seen a cat do that before.

SAGA!

Maet, thanks for the ONT. Hope you feel better soon.

Posted by: Theresa at April 26, 2012 06:27 PM (Cf5RM)

88 Ava Gardner. Pure sex appeal, plus she could go drink for drink with Frank Sinatra.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 26, 2012 06:28 PM (FiplJ)

89 Didn't they just auction off Marilyn's outfits and realize her measurements were quite diminutive?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 26, 2012 06:28 PM (5ybkc)

90 That Obama has ~~a big stick~~ ~~a little dick~~ long arms.

I was in an H&R Block this morning getting my taxes done (last day of April for hoser tax returns) and in the lobby was a big all-caps poster reading, "Do new U.S. tax LAW$ affect you?" and there was a small index-card-sized card attached to my agent's monitor top reading, "The IRS requires U.S. citizens to file" in big letters and in small letters, "[...] even if you didn't earn U.S. income."

I said something to the agent and told him, "Luckily I'm not from California or New York state!" that elicited a chuckle from him.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2012 06:28 PM (nU/dt)

91 You know what that means.

No more using flamethrowers to get them out of tunnels?
I keed.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 26, 2012 06:29 PM (ZOf1l)

92 Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to I suppose egyptian husbands grew tired of their wives constantly arguing that they had definitely not had sex as they would have remembered it if they had.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 06:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

93 Ava Gardner,,Now yhats not for you Liberal Vegans,,,100 Woman ..MM and senta Berger,,,Take those 3 and I will maych them against any 12 Virgins from a Mind of Sand

Posted by: Clemenza at April 26, 2012 06:29 PM (YlSwz)

94 Tousle-haired Marilyn. My favorite.

Posted by: BillyBob at April 26, 2012 06:29 PM (F0Pf9)

Evening, all. Discussion topic for the morons - if you had to, which would you give up for 90 days, bacon or fapping?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2012 06:30 PM (GjDnP)

96 Kate Upton. That is all.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 26, 2012 06:30 PM (jucos)

97 Considering what happens to the human body right after death things might get... um messy for Egyptian men.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 26, 2012 06:30 PM (tKFT6)

98 100 jbf hair

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 26, 2012 06:31 PM (5ybkc)

99 It is probably just me but that pic of marilyn monroe kinda reminds me of the blond chick actress who played 'Cylon #6' on the modern version of 'Battlestar Galactica'

Posted by: chicagodudewhotrades at April 26, 2012 06:31 PM (ISqew)

100 Fat this, jack!

http://bit.ly/1MX0BY

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 06:31 PM (piMMO)

101 I f*ck dead women !!!!

Posted by: Akbar from Egypt at April 26, 2012 06:31 PM (Dll6b)

102 Evening, all. Discussion topic for the morons - if you had to, which would you give up for 90 days, bacon or fapping?

Since I drink I could go without bacon for 90 days. But, since I drink...................

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 26, 2012 06:31 PM (ZOf1l)

103 Didn't they just auction off Marilyn's outfits and realize her measurements were quite diminutive?

***

She was, for most of her career, quite tiny.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 06:32 PM (piMMO)

104 Not fat, but retarded, yes.

Posted by: grease monkey at April 26, 2012 06:32 PM (VSWPU)

105 Cylon #6 reminds me of a sales rep I used to work with. In a good way.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 26, 2012 06:32 PM (5ybkc)

106 Evening, all. Discussion topic for the morons - if you had to, which would you give up for 90 days, bacon or fapping?

There's always ham.

Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 06:33 PM (NG097)

107 Evening, all. Discussion topic for the morons - if you had to, which would you give up for 90 days, bacon or fapping?

Fapping. I'd find some slutty little thing down at the bar and not worry about fapping. Plus, she could make me a BLT afterwards.

Posted by: Alex at April 26, 2012 06:33 PM (zSobX)

108 Grace Kelly? Yeah she was a good looker. But I don't think she looks so good anymore.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 06:33 PM (O3R/2)

109 many will go to Guam, Hawaii - >http://wapo.st/JId8V6

You know what that means.

Posted by: Dagny at April 26, 2012 10:27 PM (4yXmp)

The island will tip over!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 26, 2012 06:33 PM (yh0zB)

110 Dolly Madison ----hot, and gracious. Real looker.......

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 06:33 PM (Dll6b)

111 Yes. Grace Kelly. Yes, please. More, please. Grace Kelly

****

Nicole Kidman is now filming a movie in which she's starring as Kelly.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 06:33 PM (piMMO)

112 If we're asking for more Grace kelly, I'm in.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2012 06:33 PM (jiZcz)

113 Grace Kelly? Yeah she was a good looker. But I don't think she looks so good anymore. Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 10:33 PM (O3R/2) ----------------------------------------------------- Kind of mushy.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 26, 2012 06:33 PM (jucos)

114 at this, jack!

http://bit.ly/1MX0BY

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 10:31 PM (piMMO)

Opinions vary ...

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at April 26, 2012 06:34 PM (GRvW4)

115 Hobbs Applewood smoked Bacon and Hanger ! Vodka 2 things made California ..and Fuckstein 1 thing that almost negates the first 2

Posted by: Clemenza at April 26, 2012 06:34 PM (YlSwz)

116 Grace Kelly? Yup. Somebody said since Marilyn I think so I came forward in time. I might have just had to bring up Ingrid Bergman. Still, I'm not sayin' Marilyn wasn't fine as a frogs hair,,, split 4 ways.

Posted by: teej at April 26, 2012 06:34 PM (Y5LDn)

117 OMG, Maet made us a sammich . . . what a guy!!! Srsly, Maet, I hope you start feeling better really soon, seems like a long time.

Posted by: Peaches at April 26, 2012 06:34 PM (lJ2es)

118 Shirley Hemphill.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 26, 2012 06:34 PM (jucos)

119 Claiborne to Dallas is a grand slam (only traded 14 for 6 and their 2nd round at 45). Texans should have taken Reuben Randle.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 26, 2012 06:34 PM (NW9IS)

120 Grace Kelly? Yeah she was a good looker. But I don't think she looks so good anymore.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 10:33 PM (O3R/2)
-----------------------------------------------------
Kind of mushy.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 26, 2012 10:33 PM (jucos)

--------------------------------------------------

Smells kind of bad too.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 26, 2012 06:34 PM (ZOf1l)

121 But I don't think [Grace Kelly] looks so good anymore.
That's not what I think, infidel dog.

Posted by: egyptian imam at April 26, 2012 06:34 PM (nU/dt)

122 if you had to, which would you give up for 90 days, bacon or fapping?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2012 10:30 PM (GjDnP)

I fap for bacon. Either way...scroood

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 26, 2012 06:35 PM (yh0zB)

123
The island will tip over!

Exactly.

Posted by: Dagny[/i] at April 26, 2012 06:35 PM (4yXmp)

124

Nicole Kidman is now filming a movie in which she's starring as Kelly.

That right there is retarded.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2012 06:35 PM (jiZcz)

125 Opinions vary ...

***

If you think she's fat in that clip, then you've got a twisted view of what a woman should look like.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 06:35 PM (piMMO)

126 Hey Achmed, you gonna tap that?

Posted by: Egyptian Mortician at April 26, 2012 06:36 PM (jucos)

127 don't think she looks so good anymore.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 10:33 PM (O3R/2)\

you're obviously anti-Egyptian. Maybe missing the point of fantasy, too

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 06:36 PM (Dll6b)

128 Umm , pretty sure the bird pictured is not a falcon . Looks more like a small goshawk or a Coopers hawk to me . Don't get me wrong the accipters are bad birds and great hunters , they just ain't falcons.

Posted by: awkward davies at April 26, 2012 06:36 PM (Jp1VY)

129 Old celebrities are no more interesting than the current crop. That is to say none of them are, have been, or will be terribly interesting people.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 26, 2012 06:36 PM (ebPtk)

130 Since we're bringing up drop dead sexy starlets from the past...Myrna Loy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 26, 2012 06:36 PM (yh0zB)

131 72 MM was a savvy businesswoman. She played dumb but wasn't. btw, she was murdered. I always thought RFK was involved.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 10:22 PM (O3R/2)

Yeah, it was him, not me.

Posted by: Joe Kennedy, Sr at April 26, 2012 06:37 PM (FoNan)

132 She was pretty, but generic. I see tons of pretty women here, but honestly I can't remember the faces of 95% of them 5 minutes later.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 26, 2012 06:37 PM (5ybkc)

133 @130 - wasn't that a young Liz Taylor?

Posted by: teej at April 26, 2012 06:37 PM (Y5LDn)

134

'Evening, 'rons. The bacon sandwich got my attention, but not for the reason you would expect.

At wife's insistence, Rittenhouse has been gluten-free for four months.

...

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD GIVE FOR A LOAF OF BREAD RIGHT NOW

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at April 26, 2012 06:38 PM (2Oas0)

135 Hedy Lemar, hot and a math wiz, inventor and spy!

Posted by: thunderb at April 26, 2012 06:38 PM (Dnbau)

136 No, no. Cleopatra. Best looking dame ever.

Actually, I recall reading somewhere that Cleopatra was rather plain looking. Her biggest asset was her brazenness and ability to flatter powerful men.

Posted by: Alex at April 26, 2012 06:38 PM (zSobX)

137 Myrna Loy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 26, 2012 10:36 PM (yh0zB)

She was a cutie-pie, that's for sure. And she could act, too. Two thumbs up!

Posted by: Peaches at April 26, 2012 06:38 PM (lJ2es)

138 So apparently Obama's "pivot" toward Asia is more of a pivot toward pulling out of Asia?

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 26, 2012 06:38 PM (FiplJ)

139 Liz Taylor ( before carbohydrates ) in "A Place in the Sun"

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 06:39 PM (Dll6b)

140 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD GIVE FOR A LOAF OF BREAD RIGHT NOW

When I did Atkins, I had bread dreams. I feel your pain.

Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 06:39 PM (NG097)

141 Why is the bread on that sandwich untoasted? So many potentially great sandwiches are ruined by untoasted bread that goes limp or falls apart.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 26, 2012 06:39 PM (5ybkc)

142 Oh yeah, Hedy Lamar, she's the one that indirectly invented frequency hopping for secure radio communications. 'Course it was supposed to be for torpedoes...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 26, 2012 06:40 PM (yh0zB)

143 So apparently Obama's "pivot" toward Asia is more of a pivot toward pulling out of Asia?

If you watch porn, you know what happens to Asia next.

Posted by: Alex at April 26, 2012 06:40 PM (zSobX)

144 in asia he always turns hs back ... so he can bend over

Posted by: thunderb at April 26, 2012 06:40 PM (Dnbau)

145 Marlene Dietrich in 'Die Blaue Engel"

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 06:40 PM (Dll6b)

146 Lauren Bacall (and you thought I was going to say Catherine Ross)

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2012 06:41 PM (JMmQ9)

147

My youngest (#4) son had a harrowing experience late last night/ early AM. He was working on a school project (heÂ’s a senior engineering student)at around midnight when he realized he needed a book from his car. So he left his apartment to go to his car. All of a sudden, he is surrounded by 3 black guys who started messing with him but never stated what they actually wanted. (Ay this point, please forgive me for any inaccuracies in hearsay, but maybe when I see the police report I can clarify/add more information.)

The lead guy kept pawing at him while the other 2 stayed behind him, and had managed t pull bruiserÂ’s hoodie off (he probably wanted to get it over his head, but that move didnÂ’t work). My son kept pawing back, trying to keep as much distance as possible. This is probably as good a place as any to say that (Â“IÂ‘ll call him Â‘BruiserÂ’Â”) owns hand guns but has not received a concealed carry permit yet. So far he has kept his right hand in his pocket on his keys, and has used his left to keep the guy at a distance. Finally, the sucker punch came and hit Bruiser square in the jaw. Bruiser used a wresting move and took the guy to the ground in a head lock, and since he was much bigger than his assailant, was able to get him in a suffocsting position while still keeping his right hand around the keys. The downed guy kept flailing at the back of Bruisers head, and one of the assistants joined in, thought he was hitting his buddy as many times just because of the geometry of the situation.

Finally, Bruiser felt his guy go limp. And he knew he has him subdued. So he lunged at the orther guy with a uppercut with the key in his right fist, and caught him in the neck under his chin. He said he could feel the moment when the key broke through the skin and enter his mouth cavity. This guy then ran off toward the car they arrived in. The fist guy was still limp on the ground, and the third guy finally tried to make a move to tackle Bruiser from the side. Bruiser is a pretty big guy, but not very tall. The tackle attempt didnÂ’t have much effect, and Bruiser was able to grab and twist the guyÂ’s arm into position where he could get his other arm into position to give a thrust under the guys constrained arm and separate his shoulder. Meantime, the guy on the ground had also stated for the car.

Bruiser now knew he had a decision to make. He had the upper hand. Two guys on the run, and one at his mercy. He sayÂ’s he think he could have taken out all three with his bare hands at that point, and would probably be justified. But then he thought of ZimmermanÂ’s mess, and quickly decided he was in a no-win situation. So he then went pounding on all the nearest apartment doors shouting Â“call 911!Â” since his own phone was in his own apartment. Nobody was responding, the attackers were getting some bravery back, and started coming back at him, and yelling Â“If you call the cops, weÂ’ll come back and killed you.Â” So he grabbed a quarter out of his pocket, ran close enough to their car to read the licence plates, and use the quarter to scratch the licence number into the blacktop. He knew by now they werenÂ’t armed in any fashion, and shouted back, Â“If you come back, I have guns and I will kill you!Â”

A momentary standoff ensued, the guys got in their car, and Bruiser went back into his apartment, called the police, and gave them a complete account, including the death threats and letting the cops know that he is indeed armed in his apartment, and that the attackers were duly warned, again, because of the Zimmerman BS. He then called me and I spent the rest of the night and the next morning with him to help calm him down.

The EMS examined all BruiserÂ’s bruises about his face and head, determined that no emergency treatment was necessary. They only cleaned the the keyed guyÂ’s blood off his hand in case there was any chance of AIDS or other infection.

Current situation: No word from the cops, a hoodie and cr keys are missing, Bruiser is badly brusied around the face and head, has a black eye and the whites of his eye are red, but they they never did draw blood. Oh, and I am one proud papa. Oh, and being the youngest of 4 boys has its advantages (just like his dad.)

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2012 06:42 PM (j+Izh)

148 Why is the bread on that sandwich untoasted? So many potentially great sandwiches are ruined by untoasted bread that goes limp or falls apart.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 26, 2012 10:39 PM (5ybkc)

So right. Toast that bread and smear on some PB and now we have something.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 26, 2012 06:42 PM (MwTP4)

149 Just throwing in a quick plug for Lil Gish. I met her once. She was about 80 and still had it, brother. The first and last film star AFAIC. Also produced, wrote, directed, started United Artists, and shot Bob Mitchum.

Posted by: Comatus at April 26, 2012 06:43 PM (ZOlM3)

150 If you ever saw that scene in "Some Like It Hot" you would never think that MM's tits weren't big enough.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 06:44 PM (O3R/2)

151 My list of SF cult movies to supplement that list: Splice, Pandorum, Event Horizon, Total Recall

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 26, 2012 10:19 PM (QTHTd)

----------------->

The first 30 - 45 minutes of Pandorum was pretty good. Started out as a pretty tense disaster drama while the crew was trying to figure out what had happened. When the mutants showed up, the movie went to shit and I was sitting there slack-jawed saying WTF.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 26, 2012 06:44 PM (M0NzJ)

152 100 Tousle-haired Marilyn. My favorite.

*****

Who can pick a favorite, although, if I narrowed it down, this might come close.

http://bit.ly/JKwLJn

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 06:44 PM (piMMO)

153 Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2012 10:33 PM (jiZcz)

You...and pretty much anyone who wanted a taste.

She was rather forthcoming with her favors.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 26, 2012 06:44 PM (nEUpB)

154 Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2012 10:42 PM (j+Izh)

he's part of a large and rapidly-increasing group. He was lucky, but earned his good luck with guts and grit.

Get a lawyer; seriously..........

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 06:44 PM (Dll6b)

155 Anne Sellors is the hottest actress ever.

Posted by: Chuck Berry at April 26, 2012 06:45 PM (5ybkc)

156 What the hell happened?

Sorry about that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 26, 2012 06:45 PM (nEUpB)

157 Lauren Bacall

****

Have you ever seen How to Marry a Millionaire?

Bacall, Monroe, and Grable.

I LOVE that movie.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 06:46 PM (piMMO)

158 If you ever saw that scene in "Some Like It Hot" you would never think that MM's tits weren't big enough.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 10:44 PM (O3R/2)

I still remember seeing that scene for the first time. I was 11; ---it moved....

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 06:46 PM (Dll6b)

159 My list of SF cult movies to supplement that list: Splice, Pandorum, Event Horizon, Total Recall

Gattica.

Cube was a great movie in there was only one set with two cubes. Just changed the panels in each scene.

Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 06:47 PM (NG097)

160 What the hell happened?
Sorry about that.Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

You copy pasta'd from Word.

Word no workie on Ace o' Spadie.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 26, 2012 06:47 PM (ebPtk)

161 Wow bergerbilder I am so glad bruiser is safe. And impressed.

Posted by: thunderb at April 26, 2012 06:47 PM (Dnbau)

162 Good story bilderberger . Glad your son is ok . It's a shame he couldn't beat all three of the thugs to death . Sure sounds like he was capable . Cuts down on recidivism.

Posted by: awkward davies at April 26, 2012 06:47 PM (Jp1VY)

163 glitch in tha matrix

Posted by: Chuck Berry at April 26, 2012 06:48 PM (5ybkc)

164 Gattica.

****

I liked Gattaca a lot, but hadn't even thought about it in a while.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 06:48 PM (piMMO)

165 Ingrid Bergman "...we'll always have Paris..."

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2012 06:48 PM (JMmQ9)

166 Just saw the trailer for Battleship again. Thoughts?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 06:49 PM (piMMO)

167 29 Kitteh attempts to murder owner

Kittehs attempt to chase/mutilate baseball players (2009 Mariners/Royals game; note announcer's reference to a previous attempt to remove a murderous kitten)

http://tinyurl.com/ckckvu9

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 26, 2012 06:49 PM (oHTIl)

168 wow, that TED video is very eye-opening
I think I will start that no-fap challenge

Yeah, it's amazing how your brain and body changes when you withhold for a while.

Posted by: Alex at April 26, 2012 06:49 PM (zSobX)

169 Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2012 10:47 PM (ebPtk)

And then I deleted the artifact, but some of it still stuck around.

I hate this shit.

When is someone going to drag ace into the 21st century?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 26, 2012 06:50 PM (nEUpB)

170 Sophia Loren -- in that movie with Frank Sinatra and Cary Grant

and her in that wet dress in "Boy on a Dolphin".

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 06:50 PM (Dll6b)

171 Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2012 10:42 PM (j+Izh)

Dammit. First of all, congrats on raising a fine kid. Second, so glad he came out of the thing relatively unscathed. Third, what city is he in that this shit went down?

Posted by: Peaches at April 26, 2012 06:50 PM (lJ2es)

172 What the hell happened?
Sorry about that.
Just to be safe, cut and paste outside text into into MS Notepad first and then re-cut and re-paste it into the comment box for posting.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2012 06:50 PM (nU/dt)

173 I've seen Gattica and like it I should watch it again

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2012 06:50 PM (JMmQ9)

174 So, I showed a picture of Greta Garbo to my daughter and said "Do you think she was pretty?"

"Oh yeah"

Ninotschka, with Fred Astaire. Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 06:50 PM (O3R/2)

175 BBC journalist argues that workers over 50 should resign so young people can take their jobs, because it's more fair for older folks to be unemployed and miserable, since they're not going to live as long as the young folks.

http://tinyurl.com/6s6d5sg

CAROUSEL! RENEW! RENEW!

Posted by: Anachronda at April 26, 2012 06:50 PM (6fER6)

176 Yeah, it's amazing how your brain and body changes when you withhold for a while.
I learned Portuguese once through abstention.

Posted by: george costanza at April 26, 2012 06:52 PM (nU/dt)

177 Good evening.

When I think of Blade Runner I can't help but think o Star Wars. There's a couple of versions of Star Wars and that sends the fans over the edge in a frenzy of stupidity. There's more version of Blade Runner yet the thing is continually hailed as some sort of triumph (nevermind it was continually ignored until five or six years ago or whenever the latest re-edit came out).

Also, Cube was a made for cable feature.

To that list I would further add Gattaca, which is such a wonderful movie and the best Uma Thurman movie not called Pulp Fiction.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 06:52 PM (F79HU)

178 so, I read a story in the news today. a guy walking along the street sees a girl choking on a dorito. runs over saves her. apparently it was a relatively deserted area. everyone says he is a good guy and believes he saved her. I do wonder if there was a thought in his mind, even for a second or so, that if I run over there and start giving a strange ten-year old girl the heimlich it may not look right to some passerby.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 06:52 PM (Z9EHQ)

179 What the hell happened?
Sorry about that.Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

You copy pasta'd from Word.

Word no workie on Ace o' Spadie.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2012 10:47 PM (ebPtk)

Thats why I type all my posts and don't copy and paste. Sure, they all suck and no one wants to read them, but they never have vast empty spaces.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 26, 2012 06:53 PM (MwTP4)

180 The worst thing about Blade Runner was that there was no Jar-Jar.

Posted by: Chuck Berry at April 26, 2012 06:53 PM (5ybkc)

181 Yeah, it's amazing how your brain and body changes when you withhold for a while. I learned Portuguese once through abstention. ha! that is funny, at least once a week one of the threads revisits a seinfeld episode.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 06:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

182 So, does anyone read Regretsy?

First read this for context.

www.regretsy.com/2012/04/24/update-ecologica-malibu/

But mostly I want you to read this.

www.regretsy.com/2012/04/25/no-you-cease-and-desist

I understand lawyers may be scumbags but they can write such entertaining letters.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 06:54 PM (F79HU)

183 I learned Portuguese once through abstention. Posted by: george costanza at April 26, 2012 10:52 PM incidentally I tried to learn spanish through abstention and it does not work. apparently at some point you really need to open the book.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 06:55 PM (Z9EHQ)

184 Is Step Brothers considered a cult movie?

Posted by: swagga at April 26, 2012 06:55 PM (2oL+Y)

185 When is someone going to drag ace into the 21st century?Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Well if we're talkin' crazy ONT talk here; it'll happen right after he raises funds, applies for an SBA loan, sets up an LLC, buys the an URL, makes a deal with the Hot Air webhost, hires a part-time ad guy, plugs something in every post, holds contests, fundraisers, meetups, and generally turns it into a money empire ... or something.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 26, 2012 06:56 PM (ebPtk)

186 And now...NOW...I've been waiting to do this all week cause I think these guys are the shit.

DEVIL'S TRAIN!

Gin soaked sleazy fist pumping heavy metal...from Sweden.

Fire and Water

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YPbZdcfyx4

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 06:56 PM (F79HU)

187 nearly 200 comments an hour! at this rate we will pass 1600!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 06:58 PM (Z9EHQ)

188 Posted by: runninrebel at April 26, 2012 10:56 PM (N/1Dm)

I do the same. I'll cook a pound and eat it over a couple of days. Plus, I can reserve the rendered fat for use in cooking. Steaks cooked in bacon fat are yum.

Posted by: Alex at April 26, 2012 06:59 PM (zSobX)

189 Pulp Fiction is a cult movie---- sort of, before it became self-aware and got all snooty and everything

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 06:59 PM (Dll6b)

190 Devils Train - Devil's Train

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqiKKYfKDsA

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 06:59 PM (F79HU)

191 bacon and cocaine should only be sold in kilos.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

192 at this rate we will pass 1600!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 10:58 PM (Z9EHQ)

Double Beast Points for getting 666 and 1666.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:00 PM (F79HU)

193

Charles Bronson. Yummy!!

Posted by: Barky O'Marxist at April 26, 2012 07:01 PM (WUWb9)

194 Grace Kelly, Deborah Carr, Ingrid Bergman, Jeanne Crane, Myrna Loy. They were all women my mother's age or more. No fucking Qedipus complex here.

I liked Jean Seberg, Farah Fawcett, Kim Novak.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 07:01 PM (O3R/2)

195 Am I allowed to carry-on a five pound block of playdo wrapped in plastic and tape?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:01 PM (Z9EHQ)

196 Alright, off to waltz night. Everyone have fun.

Posted by: Alex at April 26, 2012 07:02 PM (zSobX)

197 151 Oh yeah, Hedy Lamar, she's the one that indirectly invented frequency hopping for secure radio communications. 'Course it was supposed to be for torpedoes...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 26, 2012 10:40 PM

That's HEDLEY!!

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 26, 2012 07:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

198 Lassie...yummy in my tummy!!

Posted by: Barky O'Marxist at April 26, 2012 07:02 PM (WUWb9)

199 Robert!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

200 Devil's Train - Roll The Dice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqFkPpwSFEE

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:03 PM (F79HU)

201 When I think of Blade Runner I can't help but think o Star Wars. There's a couple of versions of Star Wars and that sends the fans over the edge in a frenzy of stupidity. There's more version of Blade Runner yet the thing is continually hailed as some sort of triumph (nevermind it was continually ignored until five or six years ago or whenever the latest re-edit came out).

Also, Cube was a made for cable feature.

To that list I would further add Gattaca, which is such a wonderful movie and the best Uma Thurman movie not called Pulp Fiction.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 10:52 PM (F79HU)

Well you can look at that as a difference in what the different versions are. In Blade Runner it seems to be more of an editorial difference between the versions. So you are still going on what was originally filmed. In Star Wars, George Lucas is trashing what was originally there for new effects, and shooting altogether new scenes.

Posted by: buzzion at April 26, 2012 07:03 PM (GULKT)

202 YANKEE!

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:03 PM (F79HU)

203 Gin soaked sleazy fist pumping heavy metal...from Sweden.Posted by: Robert

Gin? Don't you mean Aquavit?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 26, 2012 07:03 PM (ebPtk)

204 >>>I like to cook my bacon in the oven

I have taken to cooking bacon on a Foreman grill, but would like to hear more about the oven method. Temps, time, alignment of strips, etc.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 26, 2012 07:03 PM (MwTP4)

205 yeah, I will run out and buy a sack of crack and only do one or two a day.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

206 Hedy Lamar was hot in "Samson and Delilah"

So pretty. So before our time.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 07:04 PM (O3R/2)

207 In Star Wars, George Lucas is trashing what was originally there for new effects, andshooting altogether new scenes.

Posted by: buzzion at April 26, 2012 11:03 PM (GULKT)

But there aren't any new scenes, just new FX.

Fanboys are just a bunch of whiny little crybabies.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:05 PM (F79HU)

208
I'll be visiting me some bacon after my cholesterol test. That picture is pure torture to me.

I think we hashed out the movie thing on the two prior posts. Some 25 year old's asinine opinions. I'm amazed he found even one movie older than 40 years to put on the list. When I wake up I click the movie channels to find some decent black and white film (usually) older than me to watch.

Much better than torturing myself with FandF.

P.S. Pixy needs to be roasted on a spit until (he/she/it) at least gives us back our ampersand.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 26, 2012 07:05 PM (7+pP9)

209 >>>DEVIL'S TRAIN! Nothing beats Turbonegro.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 26, 2012 07:05 PM (5ybkc)

210 Oh, great. Laurie Andersen's "Oh, Superman" in a droid commercial. I was annoyed when Violent Femmes sold out to Dell.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 26, 2012 07:06 PM (6fER6)

211 bergerbilder, I am glad your son isn't seriously hurt. What a hell of a thing to go through, and you are absolutely justified in being proud of that young man. Your son should be on his guard now, because those thugs may come back, with reinforcements. He may want to keep a buddy around for the next couple of weeks. PRayers for his safety.

Posted by: moki at April 26, 2012 07:06 PM (dZmFh)

212 Devil's Train - To The Ground

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cM6yoUp_NU

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:06 PM (F79HU)

213 I can't believe no one has mentioned Rita Hayworth. She was gorgeous.

Posted by: Peaches at April 26, 2012 07:07 PM (lJ2es)

214 Doggeh runs on field, expresses opinion of the game

http://tinyurl.com/7t89r9d

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 07:07 PM (Y+DPZ)

215 Nothing beats Turbonegro.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 26, 2012 11:05 PM (5ybkc)

I know *of* them, but I don't know them.

I know what I'm looking up next on Spotify.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:08 PM (F79HU)

216 CAROUSEL! RENEW! RENEW! Posted by: Anachrond

Sanctuary. Where is Sanctuary?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 26, 2012 07:08 PM (ebPtk)

217

Thanks all for your congrats and concerns. This happened in Akron. Bruiser does not live too near campus (he didn't wan't the temptations, distractions, rent.) But he will be moving back in with us as soon as this semester is over. He has a couple courses to finish up, and he has had a couple other scary (though not physical) incidents before. We are truly blessed to get through this, and I'll be glad to have a really nifty fixit guy back at home.

However, I think the civility of our society has taken a major hit over the last few years. Especially sad, since (in my own little world) I thought things were actually starting to go pretty well.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2012 07:08 PM (j+Izh)

218 But there aren't any new scenes, just new FX.
Fanboys are just a bunch of whiny little crybabies.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 11:05 PM (F79HU)

The Special Editions all had new scenes shot for them. The DVD release for Empire Strikes Back reshot and changed the dialogue of the Holographic Emperor.

Posted by: buzzion at April 26, 2012 07:08 PM (GULKT)

219 Don't forget Miss Jane Russell in "The Outlaw".

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 07:08 PM (O3R/2)

220 Mmmmm.. a bacon sammich with Norma Jeane on the beach... ahhhh..

Slap! Wake up Jerry!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 26, 2012 07:09 PM (UTq/I)

221 Devil's Train - Forever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTt4PewGd4w

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:09 PM (F79HU)

222 He may want to keep a buddy around for the next couple of weeks. I'm right here

Posted by: Ruger, Sturm & Company at April 26, 2012 07:09 PM (JMmQ9)

223
I have taken to cooking bacon on a Foreman grill, but would like to hear more about the oven method. Temps, time, alignment of strips, etc.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 26, 2012 11:03 PM (MwTP4)

I've tried it and the ends always burn. Might work if you have a new fangled big-assed oven.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 26, 2012 07:10 PM (7+pP9)

224 Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2012 10:42 PM (j+Izh) Thank God your son is OK. I hope they get the thugs that did this.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2012 07:10 PM (GjDnP)

225 I loved all the ladies. Shirley Jones, Sue Ann Langdon, and especially Elaine Devry (IFKWIM), in "The Cheyenne Social Club".

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 07:11 PM (O3R/2)

226 I have taken to cooking bacon on a Foreman grill, but would like to hear more about the oven method. Temps, time, alignment of strips, etc.

***

Me too and it work pretty well.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 07:11 PM (piMMO)

227 FYI - a guy is going to spend some time in gaol after getting caught rubbing one out of his little baraka on the subway while staring at some woman. apparently the woman snapped a photo and gave it to the cops who grabbed him. so, if you are on the subway doing something similar, or are thinking of doing so remember, the fresh young smiling back at you, talking dirty to you and filming with her iphone may have an ulterior motive.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

228 229 I can't believe no one has mentioned Rita Hayworth. She was gorgeous.
Posted by: Peaches at April 26, 2012 11:07 PM

Very talented too, she danced with Fred Astaire

Back then, an actress had to do more than look good on camera while reading lines. Marilyn happened to be a pretty good singer

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 07:12 PM (Y+DPZ)

229 Gin? Don't you mean Aquavit?
Posted by: weft cut-loop
............
A good friend of mine is Danish.. and over the years I have been to more than my share of Scandinavian get-togethers.. holy fuck! These guys can pound the shots of Aquavit down like there's no tomorrow.. One formal dinner I went to, they were constantly refilling the glasses.. and at the drop of a hat, there would be a toast.. a toast to just about anything.. and down the hatch!

As someone who thinks he could put his share of booze away in a night, I was truly humbled.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 26, 2012 07:13 PM (UTq/I)

230 We had a TV in the kitchen. My mom was watching "Cheyenne Social Club" and I walk in during the scene when "Pauline" is wearing a see-through top. I was about 20. It was very hard keeping up with what my mom was talking about.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 07:13 PM (O3R/2)

231 sigh, the local nes is reporting that nasa will be flying "one of its remaining "enterprises" to ny tomorrow".

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:14 PM (Z9EHQ)

232 hodensack

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 26, 2012 07:15 PM (5ybkc)

233 210 Am I allowed to carry-on a five pound block of playdo wrapped in plastic and tape? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 11:01 PM (Z9EHQ) Only if you're wearing a burqa.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2012 07:16 PM (GjDnP)

234

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2012 10:42 PM (j+Izh)

Motherfuckers. Bless you and yours, Berger, your son is a lucky man.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:17 PM (F79HU)

235 I'm thinking of giving these a try this weekend. However I need to find a substitute for Orangina. http://tinyurl.com/82llltw

Posted by: buzzion at April 26, 2012 07:18 PM (GULKT)

236 Devil's Train - Sweet Devil's Kiss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_6uiOkYFCk

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:18 PM (F79HU)

237 >>>the fresh young smiling back at you, talking dirty to you and filming with her iphone may have an ulterior motive.

So your saying I might have a chance?

Posted by: cm9000 at April 26, 2012 07:19 PM (MwTP4)

238 >>>As someone who thinks he could put his share of booze away in a night, I was truly humbled. What I have found is that American hard drinkers are a minority at most parties, and, assume they always will be. As a result they have a "Start early and coast" type drinking strategy. And don't even notice if their the only one fired up at the get go, they expect it. Which get's them in trouble with the European "build up to the big event" strategy. American's put down three at the get go to get sociable, then those damn Euro's start their "i'ts that time in the party to get tanked" regimine. Since your ahead you get smashed. Seen it more than once.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 26, 2012 07:21 PM (GE1+K)

239 So your saying I might have a chance? Posted by: cm9000 at April 26, you are money. if she does not ask you out you are going to be a you tube phenom. you are gonna make kim kardashian look like a yokel.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

240 Devil's Train - Find New Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgu_EI9sUes

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:22 PM (F79HU)

241 Myrna Loy. Hot, and in this classy way.

All right. Will you bring me five more Martinis, Leo? Line them right up here.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 26, 2012 07:23 PM (0Db2g)

242 If you were good hosts you would offer me a tickle fight and I wouldn't have to ask for one.

Posted by: Eric Massa at April 26, 2012 07:25 PM (WUWb9)

243 Devil's Train - Room 66/64

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPwN4dzm6wM

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:26 PM (F79HU)

244 Yo all Hmm, you know, if the Egyptians waited till 12 hours the maggots would make her feel like she's still moving

Posted by: navycopjoe waiting for da cubs to win a f**king game at April 26, 2012 07:30 PM (gLXfE)

245 Doggeh runs on field, expresses opinion of the game

Navycopjoe is just glad it didn't happen in Wrigley Field.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 26, 2012 07:30 PM (oHTIl)

246 Devil's Train - American Woman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyRcr9H6FaQ

Unfortauntely, that's gonna have to be it. It seems there's three tracks not uploaded on YouTube. But, if you like what you heard, Devil's Train IS available as a digital download at Amazon and iTunes.

Rock on!

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:30 PM (F79HU)

247 listen honey, I love you and all but I am horny and need some. this is egypt now so we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

248 264. Dog poo may break the curse!!

Posted by: navycopjoe waiting for da cubs to win a f**king game at April 26, 2012 07:32 PM (gLXfE)

249 listen honey, I love you and all but I am horny and need some. this is egypt now so we can do this where I start out stiff or you finish up stiff. capiche

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

250 i particularly love Gattica, myself.

Re: Pandorum-- agreed, once the mutant show up.

Event Horizon was great, until the bad guy started looking like Pinhead. At that point, the movie was ruined for me. I was with a bunch of hipsters and invoulintarily Gasped "Pinhead! This is not your movie! what are you doing here?" at which point i ruined it for the whole group.

everyone laughed. Nobody was scared any more.

Because he does REALLY start lookin more and more like Pinhead.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 07:34 PM (r7Ddb)

251 217 In Star Wars, George Lucas is trashing what was originally there for new effects...

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And yet he *still* can't be bothered to cough up a handful of black pixels to deal with the hamsterguy in the cantina whose eyes line up so you can see through his head while he's ordering his drinks.

Not that I'm bitter or anything.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 26, 2012 07:34 PM (6fER6)

252 if you are in egypt and the thread is not moving how long are you able to keep typing?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

253 We had a TV in the kitchen. My mom was watching "Cheyenne Social Club" and I walk in during the scene when "Pauline" is wearing a see-through top.

I saw this scene on a local TV channel some years ago. That 'see through' top didn't hide much. I remember thinking "holy crap, look at those titties! they can show this on tv?"

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 26, 2012 07:35 PM (InyP7)

254

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 11:34 PM (r7Ddb)

When I first saw that movie that was the common complaint. Too much like Hellraiser.

But I never saw Hellraiser.

Scared the shit outta me.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:35 PM (F79HU)

255 So in Islam you can have 4 wives. Wonder how the other 3 will think about it if the hubby gets it on with the dead one? overheard in Egypt.... " fuck no I'm not going first after he honked on her after she died, your turn, I'm the senior wife"

Posted by: jake at April 26, 2012 07:36 PM (AZ8Mb)

256 BBC journalist argues that workers over 50 should resign so young people can take their jobs, because it's more fair for older folks to be unemployed and miserable, since they're not going to live as long as the young folks. http://tinyurl.com/6s6d5sg CAROUSEL! RENEW! RENEW! Posted by: Anachronda at April 26, 2012 10:50 PM (6fER6) You'll notice that the cowardly cocksucker didn't sign his fucking name to the article. Which tells me that he's a 68 year old BBC euro-hippie douchebag who doesn't retire even though he's several years over the mandatory retirement age because "he is an important voice in the public sphere who has a duty to bring truth to power".......or some such bullshit. 'sup jackwagons. I'm buzzed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2012 07:38 PM (Rhie+)

257
Hmm, you know, if the Egyptians waited till 12 hours the maggots would make her feel like she's still moving

Posted by: navycopjoe waiting for da cubs to win a f**king game at April 26, 2012 11:30 PM (gLXfE)

i keep thinking of how purgy and gassy horizontal people are and am sickened. If you have ever moved a body you know they leak, and do gross things, i can't ever imagine wanting to have sex with one.

even just in the first six hours.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 07:38 PM (r7Ddb)

258 Interesting read, explains a lot;

Has America Been Crippled By Intellectual Idiots?

http://tinyurl.com/6v57948

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 07:39 PM (Y+DPZ)

259 According to Spotify, Jennifer Lopez has a new album out.

Why doesn't she just do what everyone has been dying for her to do for 16 years and do some R rated movie that's nothing but her shaking her big bare ass in front of an audience for two hours? It won't revive her career or gain her respect but at least people will have something to stroke off to for a while.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:39 PM (F79HU)

260
Has America Been Crippled By Intellectual Idiots?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 11:39 PM (Y+DPZ)

Yes. Next question.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:40 PM (F79HU)

261 I do not see any way I can play the egyptian card to get more sex. "oh yeah!, well if we were in egpyt then!" nope. "you know egyptian wives!". nope. no help there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

262 If you have ever moved a body you know they leak, and do gross things,

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 11:38 PM (r7Ddb)

Those are the best features!

Posted by: Muslim Creepyhood at April 26, 2012 07:41 PM (WUWb9)

263 Don't muslims have to burry a dead person the next day? if she dies at 5 am, you gotta skip the foreplay inorder to make the burrial party

Posted by: jake at April 26, 2012 07:41 PM (AZ8Mb)

264

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 11:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

Egyptian mail order brides. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:42 PM (F79HU)

265 I do not see any way I can play the egyptian card to get more sex. "oh yeah!, well if we were in egpyt then!" nope. "you know egyptian wives!". nope. no help there. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 11:40 PM (Z9EHQ) Welllllll, screwing your mummy has that Oedipal thing going on........

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2012 07:42 PM (Rhie+)

266 good news / bad news. no one would pay to see her do that anymore. she is able to leak a sex tape and get as much useful attention and a big increase in he demand.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

267

Not as interesting as egyptions having sex with their dead wifes but:

I bought an old Dell laptop a couple months ago just to keep up in all things internet when my wife was on our home computer. Too damn often as I am typing the cursor will jump to a completely different spot, usually a couple lines back or som other stupid thing. It happens when I put weight on the lower part of the computer. Any ideas what is causing it.

Back to sex with dead wife. Did the Egyption say weather it was okay to warm the carcass in the microwave if it's cold?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 26, 2012 07:43 PM (JKNDp)

268 I've seen all the geek movies except Cube.

Eh I always hated Wargames - mostly because it was an utter unrealistic depiction of hacking.

Maybe so, but those sweet, sweet green text memories make up for it, ahh, good ol' Apple ll, not that i had an Apple ll, couldn't afford apple back then either, had the Commodore 64.

Posted by: booger at April 26, 2012 07:43 PM (HI6wa)

269 The key to cooking bacon in the oven is to not pre-heat. Put the cold bacon (on a baking sheet, no overlapping) in the cold oven and then turn the oven to 400 and walk away. Come back in about 20 minutes. If you line the baking sheet with foil it makes clean up easier.

Posted by: Caunotaucarius at April 26, 2012 07:44 PM (SHvfC)

270 Back to sex with dead wife. Did the Egyption say weather it was okay to warm the carcass in the microwave if it's cold?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 26, 2012 11:43 PM (JKNDp)

Stick it on a spit, roast it over a fire for 20 minutes.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:45 PM (F79HU)

271 If you have ever moved a body you know they leak, and do gross things.... Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 11:38 PM there's an old saying that "...a friend will help you move; a good friend will help you move a body..." I'm glad gushka is on our side

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2012 07:45 PM (JMmQ9)

272 curiously, in egypt you are allowed to do some peculiar things with your wife but you are not allowed to involve bacon . fucktards.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:46 PM (Z9EHQ)

273 Eh I always hated Wargames - mostly because it was an utter unrealistic depiction of hacking. Maybe so, but those sweet, sweet green text memories make up for it, ahh, good ol' Apple ll, not that i had an Apple ll, couldn't afford apple back then either, had the Commodore 64. Posted by: booger at April 26, 2012 11:43 PM (HI6wa) I always thought that the appeal of WarGames was the barely post-pubescent and perky Ally Sheedy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2012 07:46 PM (Rhie+)

274 there's an old saying that "...a friend will help you move; a good friend will help you move a body..." I'm glad gushka is on our side Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2012 11:45 PM (JMmQ9) And a lifelong friend brings his own shovel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2012 07:47 PM (Rhie+)

275 Sure, I get an answer to the weird pervert sex question but ,when it comes to my cursor jumping all over the place, I'm on my own.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 26, 2012 07:48 PM (JKNDp)

276 I'm glad gushka is on our side Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2012 11:45 PM (JMmQ9) pretty sure the bowels release after just a few hours unless at the North Pole and frozen. so gettin it on with a corpes that already shit itself, dude that is gross! islam, the fukked up shit that never ends...

Posted by: jake at April 26, 2012 07:48 PM (AZ8Mb)

277 286 Too damn often as I am typing the cursor will jump to a completely different spot, usually a couple lines back or som other stupid thing. It happens when I put weight on the lower part of the computer. Any ideas what is causing it.

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Thumb hovering near the spacebar hitting the trackpad?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 26, 2012 07:48 PM (6fER6)

278 Religion of dead, stinking, not quite 6hours dead piece.

MMMM-MMMM-MMMMM!

Posted by: Only 5hours59minutesdead at April 26, 2012 07:49 PM (O12UH)

279 I always thought that the appeal of WarGames was the barely post-pubescent and perky Ally Sheedy.

Well that too, Broderick was a chump, shoulda been hittin' that instead of playing with his modem.

Posted by: booger at April 26, 2012 07:49 PM (HI6wa)

280 I'm betting Ally Sheety looks like an out of shape pro wrestler now.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 26, 2012 07:49 PM (JKNDp)

281 Sure, I get an answer to the weird pervert sex question but ,when it comes to my cursor jumping all over the place, I'm on my own. Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 26, 2012 11:48 PM (JKNDp) Really, you should know better.

Loose connection or cold solder joint on the trackpad module......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2012 07:49 PM (Rhie+)

282 287 Maybe so, but those sweet, sweet green text memories make up for it, ahh, good ol' Apple ll, not that i had an Apple ll, couldn't afford apple back then either, had the Commodore 64.

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But the star of Wargames is an Imsai! Much more interesting than a boring ol' Apple II.

And Three Days of the Condor gets all boring after the cameo by the PDP-8/e, too.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 26, 2012 07:49 PM (6fER6)

283 Leave the bread. Take the bacon.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at April 26, 2012 07:50 PM (X3KAb)

284 but ,when it comes to my cursor jumping all over the place, I'm on my own.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 26, 2012 11:48 PM (JKNDp)

Thumb on the track pad probably.

Your ones and zeroes might also be all mixed up.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:50 PM (F79HU)

285 so do you suppose they play the bow-chik-a-bow-bow music in different settings than we do here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

286 Sure, I get an answer to the weird pervert sex question but ,when it comes to my cursor jumping all over the place, I'm on my own. Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 26, 2012 11:48 PM (JKNDp) I've got a PC that will freak out and default to the bottom of the page. No idea what the issue is

Posted by: jake at April 26, 2012 07:50 PM (AZ8Mb)

287 277 Interesting read, explains a lot;

Has America Been Crippled By Intellectual Idiots?

http://tinyurl.com/6v57948

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 11:39 PM (Y+DPZ)

that was a really interesting article. I have been verbally sparring with a friends brother and this pretty much summed up the man and all of his faults perfectly. whick is really sad. His sister has asked me to see if i coulld help his suicidal teenage daughter with some horse work and mentoring, and i would love to, but he must first be won over to see the utility of such activity for his child.

I cant very well say "She needs to be gotten FAR AWAY from you, YOU DOUCHE!!!" if i want him to trust me enough to let her spend time with me

But i am sorely tempted.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 07:51 PM (r7Ddb)

288 Cooking bacon in the oven: Preheat to 300Âº. Take a sheet of aluminum foil, crumple it up, then straighten. Fold up the edges to make a tray. Place on baking sheet. Put the strips of bacon on top. Bake for 10 minutes. Turn it up to 400Âº and bake for another 6-8 minutes depending on the thickness of the slices. The bacon comes out nice and crispy. It sits on the ridges in the foil, while the grease drains into the valleys.

Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2012 07:51 PM (sdi6R)

289 Fuck doctor phil. That is all. goodnight.

Posted by: robtr at April 26, 2012 07:52 PM (MtwBb)

290 I'm betting Ally Sheety looks like an out of shape pro wrestler now.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 26, 2012 11:49 PM (JKNDp)

A cursory search at Bing indicates she's pretty good lookin'.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at April 26, 2012 11:50 PM (X3KAb)

You, sir, deserve a medal.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 07:52 PM (F79HU)

291 Thumb on the track pad probably. Your ones and zeroes might also be all mixed up. Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 11:50 PM (F79HU) oh does that suck. I had to realign my hard drive once. i had it on the rack for a week. apparently opening and closing files too fast so I had to go in an manually realign every one and zero by hand. everyone was of by one space.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

292 Hmm. The BBC Russian service says that Pakistan is deporting Bin Laden's wives to Saudi Arabia.

http://bbc.in/IAMgny

Posted by: Anachronda at April 26, 2012 07:53 PM (6fER6)

293 Too damn often as I am typing the cursor will jump to a completely different spot, usually a couple lines back or som other stupid thing.

Try plugging a mouse into it. Cursors on laptops do tend to get uppity.

Posted by: fluffy at April 26, 2012 07:53 PM (z9HTb)

294 so gettin it on with a corpes that already shit itself,
dude that is gross!

islam, the fukked up shit that never ends...

Posted by: jake at April 26, 2012 11:48 PM (AZ8Mb)

That is so like having sex with Baraka.

Posted by: Reggie "Bodyman" Luv at April 26, 2012 07:54 PM (WUWb9)

295 Hmm. The BBC Russian service says that Pakistan is deporting Bin Laden's wives to Saudi Arabia. http://bbc.in/IAMgny Posted by: Anachronda at April 26, 2012 11:53 PM (6fER6) one way or another - they are fucked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

296 oh does that suck. I had to realign my hard drive once. i had it on the rack for a week. apparently opening and closing files too fast so I had to go in an manually realign every one and zero by hand. everyone was of by one space. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 11:53 PM (Z9EHQ) Oh, like when your car needs new muffler bearings.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2012 07:54 PM (Rhie+)

297
I'm glad gushka is on our side

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2012 11:45 PM (JMmQ9)

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 07:55 PM (r7Ddb)

298 Oh, like when your car needs new muffler bearings. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2012 11:54 PM (Rhie+) and the worst is it's all ball bearings these days.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:55 PM (Z9EHQ)

299

I don't believe my thumb is touching anything for the most part. I suppost I could touch the spacebar and the right click button at the same time but it seems more to be caused by resting my hand on the handrest along side the cursor pad

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 26, 2012 07:55 PM (JKNDp)

300 305 I've got a PC that will freak out and default to the bottom of the page. No idea what the issue is

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Firefox? Behaves OK with page up/page down, goes to the bottom when you hit the arrow keys? That's because it's put the cursor in the comment box and when you hit the arrow keys thinks you want to move the cursor.

One of the things I hate about Firefox.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 26, 2012 07:55 PM (6fER6)

301 Treach, we "take a bow" for the dog quote.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 26, 2012 07:57 PM (MwTP4)

302 318 I don't believe my thumb is touching anything for the most part. I suppost I could touch the spacebar and the right click button at the same time but it seems more to be caused by resting my hand on the handrest along side the cursor pad

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An old ASUS of mine had a touch-sensitive bar along the right side of the touchpad that it used in place of a scroll wheel. It seemed to be capacitive; just having my thumb *close* to the thing would cause it to scroll.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 26, 2012 07:57 PM (6fER6)

303 Posted by: Anachronda at April 26, 2012 11:55 PM (6fER6) both on internet explored and Safari, I'm using a mouse, not a laptop

Posted by: jake at April 26, 2012 07:57 PM (AZ8Mb)

304 But the star of Wargames is an Imsai! Much more interesting than a boring ol' Apple II

Ahh, i did not know that.

Posted by: booger at April 26, 2012 07:57 PM (HI6wa)

305 Alt-Tab between windows in Windows 7 is interesting. Sometimes it just locks up and then the icons in the taskbar just spontaneously rearrange themselves.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2012 07:58 PM (Rhie+)

306 so does it give egyptian husbands any leverage in the marriage to have the new law? hey fine, I am not going to argue with you any more. if you are going to get in a huff over every little thing I suggest you can just forget it. but you should know this, sooner or later its gonna happen.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 07:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

307

There once was an imam named Dave

Who kept a dead whore in his cave

There's some who might dread

At sex with the dead

But think of the money he saved

Posted by: Islamic Knowledge Base at April 26, 2012 07:59 PM (8hBZi)

308 An old ASUS of mine had a touch-sensitive bar along the right side of the touchpad that it used in place of a scroll wheel. It seemed to be capacitive; just having my thumb *close* to the thing would cause it to scroll.

Yep, that's what my laptop does, right side of the touchpad scrolls and it's sensitive. There should be a way to turn it off or turn the sensitivity down in the touchpad/mouse settings.

Posted by: booger at April 26, 2012 07:59 PM (HI6wa)

309 I wonder if I could be doing something as stupid as resting my thum on the track pad. Nope, tried it and I couldn't get the cursor to move. I would move the arrow but I would have to do something else to get a corresponding jump to a different spot.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 26, 2012 08:00 PM (JKNDp)

310 Posted by: Islamic Knowledge Base at April 26, 2012 11:59 PM (8hBZi) Will she take a check? *urrrrrrp*

Posted by: Bob Beckel at April 26, 2012 08:00 PM (Rhie+)

311 Or not, couldn't find any.

Posted by: booger at April 26, 2012 08:01 PM (HI6wa)

312 An old ASUS of mine had a touch-sensitive bar along the right side of the touchpad that it used in place of a scroll wheel. It seemed to be capacitive; just having my thumb *close* to the thing would cause it to scroll.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 26, 2012 11:57 PM (6fER6)

Most touchpads have this it seems. My Dell Laptop had it. And so does my Acer. My Dell didn't really have an indicator on it that it existed but my Acer does

They should bring up an icon with the cursor to let you know when they are behaving as a scroll bar though.

Posted by: buzzion at April 26, 2012 08:01 PM (GULKT)

313 do you ever read though the drudge report in the morning and tick off the stories, like the egyptian legal news, that are going to be covered on this thread. I do. I read the headline and new we were gonna be discussing it here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 08:01 PM (Z9EHQ)

314 That's another thing it does. If I put the cursor on the right scroll bar and left click once, occasionally, it will just keep scrolling down untill I move the cursor off the bar.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 26, 2012 08:02 PM (JKNDp)

315 anyone know if the ss has a policy on the new egyptian law and what ss agents are allowed to do when visiting egypt on duty?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 08:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

316

Double OT brewing in Florida?

Yes, Florida.

Go Panthers!

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2012 08:04 PM (jiZcz)

317 Agreed on the scrollpad I believe on dells you can hold down the fn key and on the top row of keys you'll see a little blue square It'll turn it off By the way, i need to check to see if they released the alienwares m17r4

Posted by: navycopjoe waiting for da cubs to win a f**king game at April 26, 2012 08:05 PM (Ca+zh)

318 and the sad slow decline begins 10-11, 200 posts. 11-12, 135. this thread will be getting fucked sooner rather than later .

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 08:05 PM (Z9EHQ)

319 Just jumping in to say hi. Only up to comment 200 or so. Maybe I should try the two tabs thing...

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 26, 2012 08:07 PM (I/cLr)

320 is it my objectionable comments or the senior citizen internet volume discount only running until 11 that accounts for the big drop in comments?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 08:07 PM (Z9EHQ)

321 I like turtles.

Posted by: Barak Insane Obamao at April 26, 2012 08:08 PM (WUWb9)

322 Slash with Myles Kennedy - You're A Lie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mq7-W28ZfY

LOVE Kennedy's voice.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 08:08 PM (F79HU)

323 338 and the sad slow decline begins 10-11, 200 posts. 11-12, 135. this thread will be getting fucked sooner rather than later .

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2012 12:05 AM (Z9EHQ)

its because Miss T isnt here. I swear she keeps this place alive, and Hummingbird helps. Sigh Miss T said she was gonna cool it on posting because she made top 10 again

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 08:09 PM (r7Ddb)

324

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2012 12:05 AM (Z9EHQ)

Needs more tits.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 08:09 PM (F79HU)

325 Howdy, DC!

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 08:09 PM (F79HU)

326 so if obama is not letting kids do farm chores does that mean sasha and malia have to stay out of michelle's garden?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 08:09 PM (Z9EHQ)

327 Found my fantasy football team.

http://tinyurl.com/6tgo88b

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 08:10 PM (F79HU)

328 so if obama is not letting kids do farm chores does that mean sasha and malia have to stay out of michelle's garden?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2012 12:09 AM (Z9EHQ)

I think this rule was made so Obama wouldn't have to work on Moochelle's garden, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 08:11 PM (F79HU)

329 346 so if obama is not letting kids do farm chores does that mean sasha and malia have to stay out of michelle's garden?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2012 12:09 AM (Z9EHQ)

that kinda freaks me out. nothing i can think of builds character more than farm chores and you can get any good at roping and working cattle if you dont do it for real al the time. so.... junior rodeo and 4 H has been de-facto outlawed?

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 08:12 PM (r7Ddb)

330 I think this rule was made so Obama wouldn't have to work on Moochelle's garden, if you know what I mean. Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2012 12:11 AM (F79HU) yep.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 08:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

331
that kinda freaks me out. nothing i can think of builds character more than farm chores and you CAN'T get any good at roping and working cattle if you dont do it for real al the time. so.... junior rodeo and 4 H has been de-facto outlawed?

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 27, 2012 12:12 AM (r7Ddb)

There. FIFM damn typos

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 08:13 PM (r7Ddb)

332 that kinda freaks me out. nothing i can think of builds character more than farm chores and you can get any good at roping and working cattle if you dont do it for real al the time. so.... junior rodeo and 4 H has been de-facto outlawed? Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 27, 2012 12:12 AM (r7Ddb) yeah, you have to wonder what goes through his itsy bitsy little mind.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 08:14 PM (Z9EHQ)

333 I like turtles.

Posted by: Barak Insane Obamao at April 27, 2012 12:08 AM (WUWb9)

Can someone more well versed in internet memes explain this "I like turtles" thing. Would be appreciated.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 26, 2012 08:15 PM (MwTP4)

334 Evening, morons.

Reposting from the earlier open thread, dja hear about those true idiots in Michigan who tried to get the Emergency Manager law repealed, but it turns out they got their 200k signatures on petitions printed in the wrong font size as specified by the law and the WHOLE THING GOT REJECTED BY THE ELECTION COMMISSION.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Next time do your homework, foolz!

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 26, 2012 08:15 PM (89x2b)

335 yeah, you have to wonder what goes through his itsy bitsy little mind.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2012 12:14 AM (Z9EHQ)

im afraid i know. they dont want the red states breeding practical free thinking people who feel capable and can feed themselves

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 08:15 PM (r7Ddb)

336 yeah, you have to wonder what goes through his itsy bitsy little mind.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2012 12:14 AM (Z9EHQ)

I'm so awesome.

I'm the best.

I love myself so much.

White women.

Barack Obama, fuck yeah!

Posted by: Barack's Brain at April 26, 2012 08:15 PM (F79HU)

337 Thats why I type all my posts and don't copy and paste. Sure, they all suck and no one wants to read them, but they never have vast empty spaces.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 26, 2012 10:53 PM (MwTP4)

LOL. I hear you, brother.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 26, 2012 08:16 PM (IN7k+)

338 so if obama is not letting kids do farm chores

Just read an update on Daily Caller that said they'd taken so much heat over this stupid rule that Â“To be clear, this regulation will not be pursued for the duration of the Obama administration.Â”

On this one thing they saw public outrage and caved. Guess they figure they may want a few votes in flyover country.

Posted by: someone at April 26, 2012 08:16 PM (bqjJT)

339 Devils Win! Looks like it'll be Devils v Flyers in the next round.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2012 08:17 PM (GLzPH)

340 so.... junior rodeo and 4 H has been de-facto outlawed? Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 27, 2012 12:12 AM (r7Ddb) De-certified for training. So that only the Feds can train anyone for farming. I don't know if they plan to put it under the Education dept. or duplicate the infrastructure in the Ag dept, probably the latter because it means More Tax Sponges. They want to make sure kids only get Green Organic PETA farm training. The government has been *aching* to get kids away from their parents since we foolishly let them get their hands on education in the first place. A shark thinks "hungry hungry angry hungry hungry," a bureaucrat thinks "control control power control control."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2012 08:17 PM (bxiXv)

341 Can someone more well versed in internet memes explain this "I like turtles" thing. Would be appreciated.

Here you go - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

Posted by: booger at April 26, 2012 08:18 PM (HI6wa)

342 a bureaucrat thinks "control control power control control."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 27, 2012 12:17 AM (bxiXv)

This, always and forever.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 08:18 PM (F79HU)

343 358 Â“To be clear, this regulation will not be pursued for the duration of the Obama administration.Â”

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Yeah, but that's not the same thing as retracting the regulation.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 26, 2012 08:18 PM (6fER6)

344 pat dollard posted stuff about the three dead butt buddies of the scoamf yesterday on twitter

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 26, 2012 08:19 PM (Ho2rs)

345 two were killed one died of the aids

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 26, 2012 08:19 PM (Ho2rs)

346

Posted by: booger at April 27, 2012 12:18 AM (HI6wa)

LOL I don't get it.

Yeah, but that's not the same thing as retracting the regulation.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 27, 2012 12:18 AM (6fER6)

Useful when you're trying to fuck over the next.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 08:20 PM (F79HU)

347
They want to make sure kids only get Green Organic PETA farm training.

The government has been *aching* to get kids away from their parents since we foolishly let them get their hands on education in the first place.

A shark thinks "hungry hungry angry hungry hungry," a bureaucrat thinks "control control power control control."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 27, 2012 12:17 AM (bxiXv)

THIS.

It makes me sick. working with animals is an art that cannot be taught by commie beaureaucrats. My Russian friends could explain how well that works and what it leads to.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 08:20 PM (r7Ddb)

348 I think this rule was made so Obama wouldn't have to work on Moochelle's garden, if you know what I mean.

That's not right. I promise you, Obama carries a big stick. I get all worked up just thinking about it. A big stick. I promise you. Is it time for my meds yet?

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at April 26, 2012 08:21 PM (2IW5Q)

349 Think I see the future Mrs. Robert.

http://tinyurl.com/75ggsak

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 08:21 PM (F79HU)

350 Yeah, but that's not the same thing as retracting the regulation.

Well ya' know that this administration is very good selective enforcement. think Black Panthers at polling places.

Posted by: someone at April 26, 2012 08:22 PM (bqjJT)

351 if anyone is getting plo'wd in the lincoln bedroom it i baraka.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 08:22 PM (Z9EHQ)

352 364 a bureaucrat thinks "control control power control control." Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 27, 2012 12:17 AM (bxiXv) Close. It's actually "power, control, graft, control, power, graft". Repeat for 20 years. Blegh.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 26, 2012 08:22 PM (I/cLr)

353 http://is.gd/Q54Zc8 from pat dollard on the gheys

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 26, 2012 08:23 PM (Ho2rs)

354 Just read an update on Daily Caller that said they'd taken so much heat over this stupid rule that Â“To be clear, this regulation will not be pursued for the duration of the Obama administration.Â” Posted by: someone at April 27, 2012 12:16 AM (bqjJT) Fire the entire department. Publicly. Especially the person who said this. *Then* repeal the regulation. I don't know what infuriates me more, that they think they can get away with raping the public on the installment plan, or that the pimps in the MFM help them cover it up. *WE* hired *them* to be stewards, and they've betrayed us at *every* turn. They think they're lords and we're serfs. That is the *OPPOSITE* of what this country is here for.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2012 08:24 PM (bxiXv)

355 Posted by: cm9000 at

Unless it's a new AoSHQ thing, there was a video around Halloween (I think) a year or so ago where a lady interviewed a kid and just about all he could say was "I like turtles."

Posted by: Theresa at April 26, 2012 08:24 PM (Cf5RM)

356 Get back to work, peasant!

Posted by: Your friendly federal bureaucrat at April 26, 2012 08:25 PM (I/cLr)

357 Posted by: booger at April 27, 2012 12:18 AM (HI6wa)

Thats it? 35M hits. I dont get it, but thanks

Posted by: cm9000 at April 26, 2012 08:25 PM (MwTP4)

358 No, wait, this is the future Mrs. Robert.

http://tinyurl.com/772qxj9

Damn, polygamy sounds so awesome about now.

Wiminz, gotta catch 'em all!

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 08:26 PM (F79HU)

359 377 Unless it's a new AoSHQ thing, there was a video around Halloween (I think) a year or so ago where a lady interviewed a kid and just about all he could say was "I like turtles."

Rest assured, it made quite a splash, and can still be found by searching for "I like turtles" on YouTube.

Posted by: Splunge at April 26, 2012 08:26 PM (2IW5Q)

360 has anyone ever seen jimmy kimmels unnecessary censorship? it is funny. it is safe for work http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXFBnYC1kfE

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 08:26 PM (Z9EHQ)

361 There is some question as to the Egyptian-corpse-screwing story, as it has only one source who is big buddies with the Egyptian military (who'd love to embarrass the Salafists) and it's been echoed in the Saudi press, which has reasons of its own to dislike that whole "overturning unpopular regimes" thing.

That said, I'm sure there's an imam or two nodding along and muttering, "sounds about right....."

Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2012 08:26 PM (kaalw)

362 http://tinyurl.com/78z4n28

Yes, three wives at minimum.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 08:27 PM (F79HU)

363 We intended all along for the American experiment to devolve into rule by bureaucrats. Really, we did. Damn, my Jefferson wig is slipping.

Posted by: Thomas "Axelrod" Jefferson at April 26, 2012 08:28 PM (2IW5Q)

364 Fire the entire department. Publicly. Especially the person who said this.

You're a funny guy! In my wildest dreams, I can't even imagine that happening anymore.

Posted by: someone at April 26, 2012 08:28 PM (bqjJT)

365 Polygamy sounds great when you're looking at pictures of pretty girls. Go to a bar with four pretty (buzzed & chatty) girls for an hour or two, and imagine that for the rest of your life. No thanks, one is the proper number.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 26, 2012 08:29 PM (I/cLr)

366 386 You're a funny guy! In my wildest dreams, I can't even imagine that happening anymore.

Yes, they're all very comfortable and secure, aren't they? But we're running out of money. Reality has a way of catching up, and then the unthinkable becomes the inevitable.

Posted by: Splunge at April 26, 2012 08:30 PM (2IW5Q)

367 I think the funny thing about the corpse screwing story is in part that it was not immediately dismissed a nonsense. even if it is an smear enough people in egypt, including women, believed it was necessary to come out against the proposed law as though they did not believe it was impossible that someone would try to cram this law through.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 08:30 PM (Z9EHQ)

368

http://tinyurl.com/6tgo88b

We have truly achievd a diversified, egalitarian society. The black chick has the smallest buns,

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2012 08:31 PM (j+Izh)

369 Go to a bar with four pretty (buzzed & chatty) girls for an hour or two, and imagine that for the rest of your life.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 12:29 AM (I/cLr)

First rule in my polygamist household, all gabbing must be accompanied by hot girl on girl action.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 08:31 PM (F79HU)

370 Damn Robert, you have some diverse, though excellent, taste in women. But wifey #2 might need a nsfw tag. No, lower.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 26, 2012 08:31 PM (I/cLr)

371 386 Fire the entire department. Publicly. Especially the person who said this.

You're a funny guy! In my wildest dreams, I can't even imagine that happening anymore.

Posted by: someone at April 27, 2012 12:28 AM (bqjJT)

i think this dream is worth having. I think lots and lots of those fuckers should get $h*t-canned and left to figure out how to get a job in the private sector.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 08:32 PM (r7Ddb)

372 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXFBnYC1kfE fyi, the funniest is at the 56 second mark.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 08:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

373 in other news I have baked bacon in Shake n' Bake. It's orgasmic. Now I need pudding.

Posted by: NewBrunswicker at April 26, 2012 08:34 PM (triNw)

374

Ali McGraw:

"Necrophelia means you never have to say you're sorry.

Ryan O'neil:

That's easy for you to say. You don't even have to fake an orgasm.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2012 08:35 PM (j+Izh)

375 Evening all. Zeera's in at the crack of comment #400... late again and I haven't even read the post yet

Posted by: zeera at April 26, 2012 08:35 PM (XtxRN)

376 387 Polygamy sounds great when you're looking at pictures of pretty girls. Go to a bar with four pretty (buzzed & chatty) girls for an hour or two, and imagine that for the rest of your life.

No thanks, one is the proper number.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 12:29 AM (I/cLr)

for anyone who wants to seriously consider poly households one need only think about all the crappy shit girls play in High School. Now think of those girls in your house, running (passive agressively ruining) your domestic life, playing all of those "Pay attention to ME, NOW!" and "No, i wanna be the most special, SHES A BITCH" games and you CANT GET AWAY.

and they are cooking your food.

its enough to make you understand why someone would prefer their wives dead. and like having an option to beat them.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 08:37 PM (r7Ddb)

377 and they are cooking your food.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 27, 2012 12:37 AM (r7Ddb)

A perspective I had not considered.

Okay, we'll do it the old fashioned way. One wife and several mistresses.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 08:39 PM (F79HU)

378 Gush, wow. Just, wow. You are awesome. Plus, what if they all get together and decide they all hate (whatever it is that they hate). That level of PA bitchiness isn't worth any amount of [sex]

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 26, 2012 08:41 PM (I/cLr)

379
A perspective I had not considered.
Okay, we'll do it the old fashioned way. One wife and several mistresses.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2012 12:39 AM (F79HU)

keep them in separate houses, and ignorant of each other. you never want them ganging up on you.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 08:42 PM (r7Ddb)

380 keep them in separate houses, and ignorant of each other. you never want them ganging up on you. Posted by: gushka knowing Robert, that is exactly what he had in mind.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 08:44 PM (Z9EHQ)

381 Reminds me of my favorite toast: to our wives, to our girlfriends, to the women we love...may they never meet.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 26, 2012 08:44 PM (I/cLr)

382 A perspective I had not considered. Okay, we'll do it the old fashioned way. One wife and several mistresses. Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2012 12:39 AM (F79HU) old fashioned? hookers

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 08:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

383 I especially feel sorry for that wife that has that chronic "unfresh feeling". (Michale Jordan would understand, and make an industry out of it.)

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2012 08:45 PM (j+Izh)

384 watching NHL on my friend's 120" screen = so awesome

Posted by: The Dude at April 26, 2012 08:45 PM (M8yfa)

385 That level of PA bitchiness isn't worth any amount of [sex]

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 12:41 AM (I/cLr)

nope its not.

keeping them from killing each other and maintaining peace is job #1. Job #2 is keeping them all from turning on YOU. Gushie's SEEN THINGS.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 08:45 PM (r7Ddb)

386 Also, my 402 came out way different than it sounded in my head. Stoopid wine, you drunken me,

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 26, 2012 08:46 PM (I/cLr)

387 you never want them ganging up on you.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 27, 2012 12:42 AM (r7Ddb)

BUT...BUT...no, you're right.

Posted by: Robert has a sad at April 26, 2012 08:46 PM (F79HU)

388 Blazing Saddles dialog updated:

Biden (astonished and envious): "But Mr President, Mr. President! They said you were hung!!"

Barack (leering): "And they were right, baby."

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at April 26, 2012 08:48 PM (SV4OI)

389 411 Also, my 402 came out way different than it sounded in my head. Stoopid wine, you drunken me,

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 12:46 AM (I/cLr)

thats ok you made my night!

I am cranky as all hell my knee still hurts, the steroids didnt help, and now i am pure evil. I sent Grim to his Mom's for his own protection for the evening. I think you know what I'm feeling.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 08:48 PM (r7Ddb)

390 Gushie's SEEN THINGS Was it boobehs? If so, pics, etc. Berger, you're still here! Glad your son made it through ok. Hope that ccw come through soon, three on one is tough. Happened to me once, but didn't end as well as Bruisers encounter. Anyway, nice job raising him, ya done good.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 26, 2012 08:49 PM (I/cLr)

391 361 I'm curious about what the deal was with these two. I understand that Rev. Wright fixed up gay guys like Barry with unmarriable women like Michelle, but were the women in on the routine? Did Michelle know Barry was gay before they were married? Did she know is was that sort of arrangement?

If not, I would love to see a tape of that unfolding.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 27, 2012 12:17 AM (N/1Dm)

Oh yes, she knew. It is perfect for her because she knows that the husband has some ambition in life and will provide for his family. He pops into a specimen cup a couple of times, she uses a turkey baster, and he has 2 more people to watch Sex and The City with.

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 26, 2012 08:50 PM (FoNan)

392 293 there's an old saying that "...a friend will help you move; a good friend will help you move a body..." I'm glad gushka is on our side Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2012 11:45 PM (JMmQ9) And a lifelong friend brings his own shovel. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2012 11:47 PM (Rhie+) "Still got the shovel!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn60YWO218k

Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2012 08:50 PM (sdi6R)

393 400 Okay, we'll do it the old fashioned way. One wife and several mistresses.

-----------

Yeah, well, just watch out for #3 'cause she looks like she's just waiting for you to go to sleep so she can suck your blood. And by "blood", I mean blood-blood, not blood as a euphemism for something more fun.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 26, 2012 08:52 PM (6fER6)

394 As for Marilyn, I would have eaten her out with a runcible spoon.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at April 26, 2012 08:52 PM (SV4OI)

395
BUT...BUT...no, you're right.

Posted by: Robert has a sad at April 27, 2012 12:46 AM (F79HU)

im sorry puddin. its hard when you figure out that some things are just the territory of rock stars and stuff and the rest of us get to laugh at them and their drama. Remember Bers tellin the story of havin to lock his friend in the bathroom with him at that party for her own protection that one night?

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 08:52 PM (r7Ddb)

396 Pollen in Moscow .gif thingy.

dailycaller.com/2012/04/26/whats-the-green-cloud-over-moscow/

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 08:54 PM (F79HU)

397 I had a pretty great household arrangement when I lived in CA, two ladies and one guy. What made it great was that we were all just good friends and that we all had relationships with others outside the household. AND, wonder of wonders for the S.F. Bay area, we were all conservatives. It was so much fun to go out and party with those two. Sadly, I've lost contact with both of them.

Posted by: Theresa at April 26, 2012 08:55 PM (Cf5RM)

398 Remember Bers tellin the story of havin to lock his friend in the bathroom with him at that party for her own protection that one night?

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 27, 2012 12:52 AM (r7Ddb)

Oh yeah, that was great! Oh, there was a lesson to be learned, wasn't there?

Posted by: Robert on the thick side at April 26, 2012 08:55 PM (F79HU)

399 There's now got to be a huge market in Egypt for "warming" lubricants that work at room temperature.

(otherwise you get that icky Olive Oil Effect)

Motley Fool will advise us tomorrow!

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at April 26, 2012 08:56 PM (SV4OI)

400 *Cough*

Shall be back after a bit.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 08:56 PM (F79HU)

401 Oh, there was a lesson to be learned, wasn't there? Posted by: Robert on the thick side at April 27, 2012 12:55 AM (F79HU) Yeah, bers is the man! That was it, right?

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 26, 2012 08:57 PM (I/cLr)

402 In light of the news from Egypt, instead of corpse-men, I think we should start thinking about corpse-women.

Posted by: Barack the Cool at April 26, 2012 09:00 PM (MwTP4)

403 In response to a post by Ace earlier today, the reason the media WILL turn on Obama is that they hate, more than anything on earth, to be caught BACKING A LOSER. They will indeed stab him in the back if they sense Romney is inevitable. But it's NOT, as Dick Morris claimed, because they are feeling a deeper "professional obligation" to journalism, that is just deluded. They're just rats who hate to be on a sinking ship, as simple as that. It will be a beautiful spectacle to watch.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 26, 2012 09:00 PM (Dd+yB)

404

Okay, since Mitt has officially claimed the nimination:

Scene at a Republican strategy meeting:

Newt: I have 4 sons. One more sone and I have a basktball team.

Paul: I have 8 sons. One more son and I have a baseball team.

Santorum: You guys are a disgrace, and this explains why you finished so low in the delegate count. I have 10 sons. 1 more son, and I have a football team.

Romney: Well this gets to the heart of it all. You guys never had a chance. I have seventeen wives. One more wife and I have a golf course!

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2012 09:01 PM (j+Izh)

405 These people in Egypt...hooooooboy, it really is like we're a different species. Yikes.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 26, 2012 09:01 PM (Dd+yB)

406

These people in Egypt...a different species. Yikes.

We're cool with that, too!

Posted by: Those People in Egypt at April 26, 2012 09:10 PM (GLzPH)

407 come on guys, dont let it die!

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 09:10 PM (r7Ddb)

408 hmm a sexy looking thermostat.......dunno if I want

Posted by: The Dude at April 26, 2012 09:11 PM (M8yfa)

409 probably help if I actually posted a link to it
http://www.nest.com/

Posted by: The Dude at April 26, 2012 09:12 PM (M8yfa)

410 That bacon sandwich looks fucking great.

Posted by: Berserker at April 26, 2012 09:12 PM (FMbng)

411 Fucking cockaroaches.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 09:14 PM (F79HU)

412 Howdy, Jefe!

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 09:14 PM (F79HU)

413 Ok, gushie, ok, you can put the knife down now, we'll comment. Hi bers, your ears burning or something?

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 26, 2012 09:15 PM (I/cLr)

414 come on guys, dont let it die!

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 27, 2012 01:10 AM (r7Ddb)

Lest the Egyptians start getting randy.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 09:15 PM (F79HU)

415
Lest the Egyptians start getting randy.

Posted by: Robert at April 27, 2012 01:15 AM (F79HU)

yeah. think about that.

poor ONT would not be safe

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 09:17 PM (r7Ddb)

416 ""Remember Bers tellin the story of havin to lock his
friend in the bathroom with him at that party for her own protection
that one night?""

yeah, a rare moment of chivalry. lol

Posted by: Berserker at April 26, 2012 09:18 PM (FMbng)

417 >>>Lest the Egyptians start getting randy. 6 hours they can take their time

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 26, 2012 09:19 PM (GE1+K)

418 probably help if I actually posted a link to it

sure is purrrdee... the ipod hardware dude was involved and it shows... mac all over it... I'll keep my ol Mercury balance beam one thankyou...

'sup Horde.

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 09:19 PM (KZLoo)

419 ohhh ya BACON

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 09:21 PM (KZLoo)

420 sure is purrrdee... the ipod hardware dude was involved and it shows... mac all over it... I'll keep my ol Mercury balance beam one thankyou...

Posted by: beanervt at April 27, 2012 01:19 AM (KZLoo)

can't find any reports on if it would actually save money though

also...lol Vita is bombing so hard in Europe. Can't wait to see these numbers hit the US. Which makes me even more ready to sell it off

Posted by: The Dude at April 26, 2012 09:22 PM (M8yfa)

421

Okay, jowl bacon vs belly bacon. Any differences? Any preferences?

Not sure if there is a futures market for jowls, but maybe that just add to their mystique?

And I've never heard of black-eyed peas and bacon on New Years's.

Discuss

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2012 09:22 PM (j+Izh)

422 BEAN!

Check out this sweet bitch.

http://tinyurl.com/6oyn2dy

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 09:23 PM (F79HU)

423 robert, BTW i put your beauties up tonight...

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 09:28 PM (r7Ddb)

424

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 01:23 AM (7FadD)

You should take a break.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_VY2FnDjw0

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 09:29 PM (F79HU)

425 Obama thinks corpsman is corpse-man. In the Obama backed Arab Spring they fuck corpse women.

Posted by: Barack the Cool at April 26, 2012 09:31 PM (MwTP4)

426 can't find any reports on if it would actually save money though

Probably for most people who crank it up and forget to turn it back down.. It might even become "state mandated" in places like Kalifonia where the government takes care of the stoooopid..

I would think it would be a good seller in new builds and heating upgrades so may still pan out.. but like I mentioned I still like to see that blob of mercury move and a spark when it does.. old school

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 09:31 PM (KZLoo)

427 Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 27, 2012 01:28 AM (r7Ddb)

Okay, something for our Gushie to enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zWsnXFaPIk

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 09:34 PM (F79HU)

428 Hi bean, hi chemjeff! Going through the comments on the cheerleader post from earlier. Brutal bunch of morons, we're way past pointy elbows now... Also, is "swagga" our old friend uhpd1? Sounds a bit like that jackass.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 26, 2012 09:34 PM (I/cLr)

429 how is vermont tonight

Hey CJ,, cold and rainy.. early spring sucks but we needed the rain as we didn't get much snow.. Have the twisters been leaving you alone?

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 09:34 PM (KZLoo)

430

Posted by: beanervt at April 27, 2012 01:31 AM (KZLoo)

so pretty much like the house I'm in where me and my roomates are too lazy to tinker with the thermostat. Though to be fair, the circle thermostat that we have is so old and beat up that its really fucking hard to see what temp you're setting it to even with a flashlight and magnifying glass

Posted by: The Dude at April 26, 2012 09:35 PM (M8yfa)

431 Howdee DC

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 09:36 PM (KZLoo)

432 Obama thinks corpsman is corpse-man.

so Odumbass wasn't mispronouncing, just got a little mix up saving from death or fkin the dead... it happens.

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 09:39 PM (KZLoo)

433 although I do have a sick tree that has to be taken down, which kinda sucks Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 01:44 AM (7FadD) Wait, is that a euphemism?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 26, 2012 09:47 PM (bxiXv)

434 my new lightbulb for my lamp just went pop

1 week for the life of this edison bulb....wtf

Posted by: The Dude at April 26, 2012 09:49 PM (M8yfa)

435 Ok, that's gonna be it for me. Goodnight morons everywhere.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 26, 2012 09:53 PM (I/cLr)

436 well Grim just got home so i will be back in a little later. i think he looks like he needs attention...

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 09:55 PM (r7Ddb)

437 It's fun to watch Amazon Instant videos (via Amazon Prime) on a plasma TV, especially if they are crap. Tonight, "Organizm," "The Gate," and "Subspecies." All for free--which is still too high a price.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 26, 2012 09:55 PM (i0App)

438 Good night Gushie!

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 09:56 PM (F79HU)

439 http://tinyurl.com/crx78hv "Vacation backlash: Blue collar Dems jealous, angry at Obamas"

Posted by: HH at April 26, 2012 09:56 PM (lkdo/)

440 http://tinyurl.com/ckyq326 "Michelle Obama's spain trip cost taxpayers 467K"

Posted by: HH at April 26, 2012 09:57 PM (lkdo/)

441 although I do have a sick tree

So you have to cut it down? or can it be saved? Or you just want to play with a chain saw Jefe?

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 09:59 PM (KZLoo)

442 Liberals attack Bush for taking vacations at his ranch. However, Spending days at one's ranch is not the same as vacationing in Hawaii and Spain.

Posted by: HH at April 26, 2012 09:59 PM (lkdo/)

443 "Michelle Obama's spain trip cost taxpayers 467K"

So a little more than a penny each.
Here's my 2 cents, go and don't come back.

Posted by: DaveA at April 26, 2012 10:02 PM (NQ/V9)

444

In Brave New World Huxley actually saw the stupid as being necessay for the funcioning of an orderly society. Thy were actually cultivated through embronic ethanol applications, and were assigned specific funtions within the Utopian society. Maybe Huxley wasn't as foresighted as todays thinkers to see robots as fulfilling the nasty and dirty jobs needed in a funtioning society.

So now we overpay overqualified people to do these necessary jobs as technology continuously fails to provive the automation dreamed of by the progressives. So we pay double, for the overqualified to dot these jobs, and by paying the qualified to do absolutey nothing in order to avoid dregrading their humanity.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2012 10:03 PM (j+Izh)

445 . Though to be fair, the circle thermostat that we have is so old and beat up that its really fucking hard to see what temp you're setting it to

Heh Dude,, same with my ol honeywells,, I ended up making marks with white paint where I want it.

Sounds like the new one would be good for you, if you pay for the heat..

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 10:03 PM (KZLoo)

446 I'm afraid this is going to be a linky one, and we all know how badly links are hosed, but......

So, Slo-Joe comes out with this quote where he goes: "I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you." Drudge masterfully pairs this with a still from the same speech -- http://tinyurl.com/dyce89d -- which is funny enough, but to have this appear at the same time as this recent picture from Boulder -- http://tinyurl.com/73d5oa8 -- has you wondering if the young lady is thinking the most famous line from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9JqbCH4aVw .

Got that? Right.

***sob*** When will we get links back? And formatting?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2012 10:05 PM (kaalw)

447 Oh, and just to cheer everyone up -- http://tinyurl.com/7ldelqx

Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2012 10:13 PM (kaalw)

448 I post something, and get 8 full minutes of nothin'.....

Where are the paddles?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2012 10:15 PM (kaalw)

449 Sounds like the new one would be good for you, if you pay for the heat..

Posted by: beanervt at April 27, 2012 02:03 AM (KZLoo)

yeah we pay for heating, about $70 a month give or take

Posted by: The Dude at April 26, 2012 10:16 PM (M8yfa)

450 here, best song on the The Princess album (though it kinda sticks out like a sore thumb on the album)

http://tinyurl.com/brc6qlv

Posted by: The Dude at April 26, 2012 10:17 PM (M8yfa)

451 Oh, and just to cheer everyone up

Really no surprise since he has no gut's or nut's for that matter.. but he sure is good at blame and claim.... why does he remind of a sleazy used car salesman..

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 10:18 PM (KZLoo)

452 haha Dave A.That's one way to look at the cost of her vacations.

Posted by: HH at April 26, 2012 10:20 PM (lkdo/)

453

***sob*** When will we get links back? And formatting?

If we can get an AcePac together with the expressed written consent that it will be used to buy new 40W full-spectum fluoescent fixtures and NOT be squandred on Value-Rite, liquid smoke, dehydrators, and blogcon dues, thenI think we have come a long way in righting thid so-called ship of state.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2012 10:21 PM (j+Izh)

454 I'm out.

Good night, Bean!

Good night, Jefe!

Good night Cooth, Dude, Chasm, Berger and one and all!

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2012 10:21 PM (F79HU)

455 Damn anyone left on this ont?

Posted by: lous a girl at April 26, 2012 10:24 PM (fHyXI)

456 Nite Robert,,
I'm bouncing in and out like tigger Lou's...

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 10:29 PM (KZLoo)

457 getting ready to do some trolling in LoL

Posted by: The Dude at April 26, 2012 10:33 PM (M8yfa)

458 Not that anyone's still here but thanks for the Devil's Train link at #201 Robert; very nice stuff. But headbangin' hurts my abcessed tooth this evening

Posted by: zeera at April 26, 2012 10:33 PM (XtxRN)

459

Nitey -night, Robert.

Exit light

Enternght

Gin of sad

Off to never never land.

And sweet dreams

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 26, 2012 10:37 PM (j+Izh)

460 I am kind of concerned about this thread. it is not married to an egyptian is it? I am a little worried about what might happen to it in the next several hours.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 10:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

461 But headbangin' hurts my abcessed tooth this evening

Ouch not just throbbing but pounding and throbbing.. soft Melodee may be in order Zeera..

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 10:41 PM (KZLoo)

462 deuces

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 10:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

463 this thread. it is not married to an egyptian is it

Does appear to be moving slower then molasses running uphill in December...
A few hanger on's though Y5... I did check out that Chen chick... Well constructed Oriental she be...

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 10:46 PM (KZLoo)

464 Bean! Yeah she is a handsome lass. Her easy going attitude is also attractive. She also is cute when she says pubes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 10:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

465 Yeah she is a handsome lass.

With a fabulous .....

so what's happening with the occutards Y5? they gearing up for their MayDay commiethon?

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 10:53 PM (KZLoo)

466 When will we get links back? And formatting?Posted by: cthulhu

It aint' you pocketbook hurt by link backs...

'sides, Hewitt played the shit out of that speech, all the worse in my humble. Bad form all around. Weep-worthy for the Republic.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 26, 2012 10:55 PM (ebPtk)

467

Just to kill whats left of the ont.

http://tinyurl.com/7p8gt4d

Enjoy

Posted by: GMB at April 26, 2012 10:56 PM (kPe9l)

468 Busy on some stuff.

Computer stuff and {{{gasp}}} real life stuff.

Nothing much intelligent to say, except T'anks to Maetenloch.

Posted by: Adriane at April 26, 2012 10:58 PM (VVZaH)

469 http://tinyurl.com/7p8gt4d

I knew there was a reason he was putting on weight...

Posted by: Adriane at April 26, 2012 10:59 PM (VVZaH)

470 so what's happening with the occutards Y5? they gearing up for their MayDay commiethon? Posted by: beanervt at April 27, 2012 02:53 AM (KZLoo) kinda sad. there are only enough of for one block. the spend the day sitting across from the stick exchange like homeless people, except less enterprising. instead of holding up signs that say will work for food they say things about the 1%. they were on the move the other day wandering around in a protest and there were more cops than protesters. not especially rebellious. every time they got to the end of a block cops stopped them and they had to wait until the cops told them where and when to go.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 11:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

471 in kinda came back, sorta.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 26, 2012 11:00 PM (r7Ddb)

472 Night ol' Bean

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 11:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

473 Night everyone

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2012 11:01 PM (Z9EHQ)

474 #246

I have the exact same problem on a Dell 1525 model. It was also noted on a lot of other model from the same era that used similar design. All too often the reference platform will originate within a company contracting to Intel or the company that does a lot of the manufacturing work, like Mitac. So a flaw can find its way across many brands.

The only cure I know is to disable the touchpad and use a mouse. The body around the touchpad isn't rigid enough and registers your palms as inputs. If you look around you'll some laptops were advertised as specifically not having this problem, a sort of 'this should never have been an issue in the first place but we can claim it' approach to marketing.

Posted by: epobirs at April 26, 2012 11:02 PM (kcfmt)

475 except T'anks to Maetenloch

Well said Adriane,,, he does a tremendous job through sickness and health and travel to keep the ONT doors open.. a real trooper who doesn't get nearly enough recognition.. Thanks Maet..

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 11:04 PM (KZLoo)

476 Oops, got the comment reference number completely wrong. Meant #286

Posted by: epobirs at April 26, 2012 11:06 PM (kcfmt)

477 Nite Y5

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 11:13 PM (KZLoo)

478 I have the exact same problem on a Dell 1525

I get blue screened a lot on this dell studio lappie.. seems to happen as I move or touch the screen..I now wonder if that's touch pad related?

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 11:16 PM (KZLoo)

479 Sounds more like bad assembly causing shorts.

Could possibly be cured by pulling apart and making sure every connector is well seated.

Posted by: epobirs at April 26, 2012 11:19 PM (kcfmt)

480 pulling apart and making sure every connector is well seated.

Yeah, done that Epo,, stripped the board and proc, new ram, it's also the second one with the same problem. The guy gave it to me as he was sick of dealing with it.. I only use it for internet so no big deal if I reboot once in a while. anyhoo Dell replaced the first one after first fixing and having the same problem. then the 2nd one started 124 error.

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 11:29 PM (KZLoo)

481 Nite CJ

Posted by: beanervt at April 26, 2012 11:30 PM (KZLoo)

482 513 pulling apart and making sure every connector is well seated.

Yeah, done that Epo,, stripped the board and proc, new ram, it's also the second one with the same problem. The guy gave it to me as he was sick of dealing with it.. I only use it for internet so no big deal if I reboot once in a while. anyhoo Dell replaced the first one after first fixing and having the same problem. then the 2nd one started 124 error.

Posted by: beanervt at April 27, 2012 03:29 AM (KZLoo)

Try doing a "custom" windows update (instead of the "express" that runs by default) and seeing if there are any newer drivers.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 26, 2012 11:44 PM (kaalw)

483 too damn hard to troll with 3 of the 4 on your team are br

Posted by: The Dude at April 26, 2012 11:45 PM (M8yfa)

484 go to google and search zerg rush

Posted by: The Dude at April 26, 2012 11:47 PM (M8yfa)

485 #513

Have you searched around for any evidence this is a common issue for the product? If so, and it's still under warranty, you may be able to get Dell to exchange it for a different unit. This can make for a cheap upgrade to a newer generation.

Posted by: epobirs at April 26, 2012 11:50 PM (kcfmt)

486 Try doing a "custom" windows update

That's probably the problem as it will not show for a long time then a winblows update will set it off again. I'll have to start reverting drivers,, but not today..

Posted by: beanervt at April 27, 2012 12:03 AM (KZLoo)

487 Have you searched around

Yes and tried all the suggestions, other then board replacement.. which didn't help the first one. At some point I'd like to put linux on it to see if that has the problem..

Posted by: beanervt at April 27, 2012 12:08 AM (KZLoo)

488 eww linux

Posted by: The Dude at April 27, 2012 12:15 AM (M8yfa)

489 Roses are red,
The sky is blue,
Can you come out to play,
Dear Pru,

dance, with your daddy all night long ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 12:23 AM (VVZaH)

490 eww linux

Hey Dude,, I happen to like the pengie ,, distro of choice Slackware.... linux does suck at the gamage however.. probably your beef eh?

Posted by: beanervt at April 27, 2012 12:27 AM (KZLoo)

491 linux does suck at the gamage however.. probably your beef eh?

Posted by: beanervt at April 27, 2012 04:27 AM (KZLoo)

considering I built a gaming rig (outside of shitty videocards).....I'm going to say yeah

Posted by: The Dude at April 27, 2012 12:31 AM (M8yfa)

492 Zombies !!!!

http://tinyurl.com/cl9h8t6

scroll down, mid-screen...

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 12:32 AM (VVZaH)

493 eww linux Posted by: The Dude

That's what root said.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 27, 2012 12:36 AM (ebPtk)

494 That's what root said.

ps eww

Posted by: beanervt at April 27, 2012 12:44 AM (KZLoo)

495 why can't Nvidia just fucking release the damn 670 though their strategy is working as I've been thinking long and hard about buying a 680 which would be a good splurge as I'm tempted to actually use my 3d kit

Posted by: The Dude at April 27, 2012 12:49 AM (M8yfa)

496 Love yall.

Posted by: lous a girl at April 27, 2012 12:50 AM (fHyXI)

497 lous a girl at April 27, 2012 04:50 AM (fHyXI)

And with a love like that, you know we should be glad!

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 12:52 AM (VVZaH)

498
http://tinyurl.com/32hwo5

Posted by: jc at April 27, 2012 12:59 AM (ufJKx)

499 jc at April 27, 2012 04:59 AM (ufJKx)

LOL, BQCILAN ...
.
.
.
but quietly, cause it's late at night ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 01:25 AM (VVZaH)

500 BQCILAN

?que

Posted by: jc at April 27, 2012 01:27 AM (ufJKx)

501 but quietly, cause it's late at night ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 01:28 AM (VVZaH)

502 Yo, Adriane!!

http://tinyurl.com/86ffpvm

Posted by: jc at April 27, 2012 01:42 AM (ufJKx)

503 http://tinyurl.com/7up3ubs

Posted by: jc at April 27, 2012 01:47 AM (ufJKx)

504 #528

The 670 will likely be a cut down version of the 680. In other words, the exact same chip with a few fewer function units. Where do you suppose those come from? Yep, defective 680s. It take a while to build up some inventory of chips that didn't quite make it as full spec but are fine with a block here and there disabled.

A time honored tradition going back at least as far as when an Intel manager found himself wondering what could be done about the portion of 80486 chips with bad FPUs. Lo, and the 486SX was brought unto the world.

Posted by: epobirs at April 27, 2012 01:48 AM (kcfmt)

505 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwqhw1tnKhM

got nuttin much else ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 01:52 AM (VVZaH)

506 A time honored tradition going back at least as far as when an Intel manager found himself wondering what could be done about the portion of 80486 chips with bad FPUs. Lo, and the 486SX was brought unto the world.

When the world hands you rotting lemons, make hard lemonade ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 01:55 AM (VVZaH)

507 http://tinyurl.com/2hrf59

Posted by: jc at April 27, 2012 02:00 AM (ufJKx)

508 your father smells of elderberries!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 02:02 AM (VVZaH)

509 I didn't know you are French.

Posted by: jc at April 27, 2012 02:23 AM (ufJKx)

510 When the world hands you rotting lemons, make hard lemonade ...
Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 05:55 AM (VVZaH)

it's always how videocards go. Still can't be worse that my 5770 sli

Posted by: The Dude at April 27, 2012 02:28 AM (M8yfa)

511 oh yes.

French vanilla, French toast, French fries, French pastries ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 02:29 AM (VVZaH)

512 Still can't be worse that my 5770 sli

It can always be worse ...

So I never say out loud 'What else can go wrong?!?' because I believe the universe takes it as a personal challenge ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 02:31 AM (VVZaH)

513

Kyle Olson @ Breitbart Big Government

(Obama's Secretary of Education)

Indoctrination 101: Duncan Approves of Schools Teaching Protest Techniques

EAGnews.org brought you footage of Black Star Project community organizer Phillip Jackson teaching students in Chicago Public Schools' Jones College Prep the finer points of non-violent protesting--and positioning the students to achieve a particular result. The dean of the school, Grace Moody, explained that students should be taught how to protest effectively. Moody also explained how Jones' "Social Justice Week" was the result of a botched "Gender Bender Day" earlier in the year.

U.S. Education Secretary Arne Duncan's opinions on the matter were given at Al Sharpton's recent National Action Network conference in New York City.

Arne Duncan: "I think whether itÂ’s, you know, children in elementary school, middle school, or high school, or college, getting our students engaged in the civic life of our country is hugely important. So getting young people engaged--protest being a part of it--but creating clubs, participating in service, giving back--not just being recipients of service but being the givers of service...The more our young people are actively engaged, I think the more weÂ’re going to have a strong and vibrant democracy. And so, I think, having young people at the earliest ages doing things that are somehow non-traditional, IÂ’m a big supporter of."

Posted by: Obama Ate the Dog SCOAMF at April 27, 2012 02:34 AM (lpWVn)

514 Obama's dog ate the homework.

Obama ate the dog.

Obama did his homework?

Posted by: Obama Ate the Dog SCOAMF at April 27, 2012 02:35 AM (lpWVn)

515 http://tinyurl.com/6uxsy5w

Posted by: jc at April 27, 2012 02:37 AM (ufJKx)

516 time to watch and see if Fnatic can beat a Korean team in LoL

Posted by: The Dude at April 27, 2012 02:37 AM (M8yfa)

517 jc - have been thinking about your proposal. Give me a few days to get a sample dialog typed up. Then if we're ...

http://www.snopes.com/college/homework/writing.asp

... no hard feelings.

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 02:44 AM (VVZaH)

518 Morning all

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 27, 2012 02:48 AM (i6RpT)

519 551 jc - have been thinking about your proposal. Give me a few days to get a sample dialog typed up. Then if we're ...

http://www.snopes.com/college/homework/writing.asp

... no hard feelings.

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 06:44 AM (VVZaH)

===

yeah, but what if the story idea sux?

Posted by: jc at April 27, 2012 02:48 AM (ufJKx)

520 yeah, but what if the story idea sux?

So you're rewriting Twilight is what you're saying ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 02:53 AM (VVZaH)

521 I have an image of a skewering of the leftist media complex.

Posted by: jc at April 27, 2012 02:55 AM (ufJKx)

522 I have an image of a skewering of the leftist media complex.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGIY5Vyj4YM

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 03:04 AM (VVZaH)

523 Most coins are metal,
Credit cards mostly plastic,
If you write and edit enough,
Eventually something comes out fantastic ...

Burma Shave, now.

More details, later ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 03:14 AM (VVZaH)

524 Morning NGU,

MORNING, VIC!

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 03:16 AM (VVZaH)

525 Goodnight, Adriane. CYA Kids.

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