April 03, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (4-3-2012)
— Maetenloch

Due to unforeseen circumstances tonight's ONT will be teh suck minimal. So instead we're having a movie night.

Tonight's feature presentation is Idiocracy - a under-rated 2006 movie from Mike Judge that's a moron favorite. While it's labeled a comedy, it's more accurately described as a comedic pre-documentary of our coming future.

Private Joe Bauers, the definition of "average American", is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes 500 years in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed-down that he's easily the most intelligent person alive.

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So What Does It Feel Like To Be Stupid?

I had an arterial problem for a couple of years, which reduced blood supply to my heart and brain and depleted B vitamins from my nerves (to keep the heart in good repair). Although there is some vagueness as to the mechanisms, this made me forgetful, slow, and easily overwhelmed. In short, I felt like I was stupid compared to what I was used to, and I was.

It was frightening at first because I knew something wasn't right but didn't know what, and very worrying for my career because I was simply not very good any more.

However, once I got used to it and resigned myself, it was great. Even though I knew I had a worrying illness, I was happy as a pig in mud.

And there's more of that retarded fag talk from this moron.

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1 Imagine if a tornadoe took out some of the refineries down there?

Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at April 03, 2012 04:29 PM (6IwWE)

2 I like money

Posted by: Zakn at April 03, 2012 04:29 PM (zyaZ1)

3 Thirst!

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 03, 2012 04:29 PM (a5ljo)

4 Well, thirdst!

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 03, 2012 04:30 PM (a5ljo)

5

Half the country is of below average IQ.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 03, 2012 04:30 PM (UpwlP)

6 Is this the ONT for seniors?

Posted by: Retread at April 03, 2012 04:30 PM (joSBv)

7 The Idiocracy depiction of the President was spot on...just 498 years early.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 03, 2012 04:31 PM (vpe0k)

8

Your premature ONT confuses and frightens me.

Posted by: fluffy at April 03, 2012 04:31 PM (4pSIn)

9 Early Bird Special ONT

Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at April 03, 2012 04:31 PM (6IwWE)

10 I loved this film.  Demoretards just don't "get" it.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 04:31 PM (O3R/2)

11 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 04:32 PM (7W3wI)

12 Ref feeling stupid. On BOTH my heart attacks feeling stupid was a symptom. on the 2nd one, the feeling of stupidness was one of the triggers for me making the 911 call. Since there was so much else going on I didn't have the time to check whether feeling stupid would leave me happy as a pig in mud.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 03, 2012 04:32 PM (d9lOz)

13 Lol I just realised I spelt tornado, tornadoe.

Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at April 03, 2012 04:32 PM (6IwWE)

14 Fuck you Brah. SOUTH CAROLINA!

Posted by: House of Representin' at April 03, 2012 04:32 PM (zyaZ1)

15 Jimmah,

And they vote.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 04:33 PM (O3R/2)

16 ONT already?  And I haven't even started drinking yet!  OK I'll catch up....Thanks, Maet....but why the early ONT, got something better to do tonight?

Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 04:33 PM (/izg2)

17 Hey, lookee here, a shiny new ONT! *sniff*. Yep, this has that new thread smell. Ahh.... What's up, ettes?

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 04:33 PM (I/cLr)

18 Jimmah,

And they vote.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 08:33 PM


Um, yeah.

Posted by: Barry Obama at April 03, 2012 04:34 PM (bAGA/)

19

"He told me to lead follow of get out of the way. So I got out of the way."

 (one of the best lines in the movie).

Posted by: Jimmah at April 03, 2012 04:35 PM (UpwlP)

20 Lot of tards walking around living good lives.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 04:35 PM (7W3wI)

21 great movie

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 03, 2012 04:35 PM (i6RpT)

22 Ref feeling stupid.



Full disclosure, this happens to me sometimes.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 04:35 PM (/izg2)

23 I don't recognize you Morons in the garish light of day.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 04:36 PM (SsG4J)

24 Once I got used to it and resigned myself, it was great. Even though I knew I was dumber than a bag full of hammers, I was happy as a pig in mud.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 03, 2012 04:36 PM (6TB1Z)

25 Maet, hope you left someone reliable (relatively speaking) with the keys to the TB3K.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 04:36 PM (I/cLr)

26 Can't talk. Batin'.

Posted by: Rick Horsey-assy Santorum [/i] at April 03, 2012 04:36 PM (JEpGb)

27 PHILADELPHIA - April 3, 2012 (WPVI) -- Former death row inmate Mumia Abu-Jamal has lost his last legal appeal. The Pennsylvania Supreme Court has rejected a challenge regarding forensic evidence in his racially charged case. The onetime Black Panther was found guilty in 1982 of fatally shooting white Philadelphia police Officer Daniel Faulkner. Abu-Jamal spent nearly 30 years on death row while pursuing numerous legal appeals. On March 26, the state Supreme Court upheld a lower court's denial of the forensics claim.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 03, 2012 04:37 PM (e8kgV)

28 Shit just got incredibly real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2012 04:37 PM (Af3Wg)

29 Whoa the Decorah eagle has a big pile of dead bloody furry stuff she's feeding the hatchlings. That nest must smell like Dahmer's place.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 03, 2012 04:37 PM (vpe0k)

30 Miss T! I know, most of us look better in a dimly lit bar, after 2 or 13 cocktails....

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 04:37 PM (I/cLr)

31 "Man, I could really go for a Starbuck's.  I don't think we have time for a handjob, Joe."

Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2012 04:38 PM (mjR67)

32 Ignorance is bliss.Imagine not knowing all the damage Obama has done and not understanding it even if you did know?

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 04:38 PM (7W3wI)

33 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 03, 2012 08:37 PM (e8kgV) I'll be really sad, bro, if he gets a shiv in his eye.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2012 04:38 PM (Af3Wg)

34 Other than the "Equal Rights Ammendment" which never did get ratified, and the amendment giving 18 year olds  (Is that stupid or what?) the right to vote, has there been any new good amendments to the Constitution proposed lately (i.e. in my lifetime)?

I propose that only real (as in real estate) property owners be given the right to vote.

How about this?  If you swear to "faithfully uphold and defend the Constitution" and a jury of 12  finds that you didn't, we take you out and hang you.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 04:39 PM (O3R/2)

35 The "what does it feel like to be stupid" article is like "Flowers for Algernon" in reverse.

Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2012 04:40 PM (mjR67)

36 Mumia, Dude!  Shit just got real.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 04:40 PM (O3R/2)

37 26 I don't recognize you Morons in the garish light of day. Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 08:36 PM (SsG4J) Don't worry, I look even better sober.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 04:40 PM (niZvt)

38 Idiocracy?  You're soaking in it.

Posted by: madge at April 03, 2012 04:40 PM (GTbGH)

39 Didn't Mumia play Will Robinson on "Lost In Space?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2012 04:41 PM (Af3Wg)

40 37 Other than the "Equal Rights Ammendment" which never did get ratified, and the amendment giving 18 year olds (Is that stupid or what?) the right to vote, has there been any new good amendments to the Constitution proposed lately (i.e. in my lifetime)?

I propose that only real (as in real estate) property owners be given the right to vote.

How about this? If you swear to "faithfully uphold and defend the Constitution" and a jury of 12 finds that you didn't, we take you out and hang you.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 08:39 PM (O3R/2)

"Interstate commerce must have two parties in different states."

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2012 04:41 PM (kaalw)

41 Just remember...think about how dumb the average person is.

Then think...half the population is even dumber...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at April 03, 2012 04:41 PM (Fs7RJ)

42 Sober?  What the hell is that?

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 04:42 PM (O3R/2)

43 Of course, it's only ok to make fun of stupid people breeding when they are white in-bred rednecks. The reality is the lower IQ morons of the world are out breeding the high IQ. And by a large amount. It's just that most of the low IQ morons live in places like Niger, Liberia, Angola, Uganda, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Iraq, Palestinian territories, Guatemala, Sudan, Congo, Haiti. The pale faces of the world are gonna eventually be reduced to the Mormons, the Amish, and some ultra-orthodox Jews. They'll be like 1% of the world's population and kept on an island nature preserve. And they'll still be blamed for everything wrong with the world.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 03, 2012 04:42 PM (ZPrif)

44 DC, I'm sure I do, that's for sure! I have only ever been in a bar a handful of times, though. And I didn't stay long!


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 04:42 PM (SsG4J)

45 Upgrayedd

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 03, 2012 04:42 PM (nXrrW)

46 "Interstate commerce must have two parties in different states."

Holy shit.  We have a winner.



Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 04:42 PM (O3R/2)

47 I'm way dumber than I used to be.  I don't like it at all. 

Posted by: mama winger at April 03, 2012 04:43 PM (P6QsQ)

48 Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of tards out there living kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded.  She's a pilot now.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 03, 2012 04:43 PM (nXrrW)

49 Cooth, you're here early! What's up?

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 04:43 PM (I/cLr)

50 Why come you got no tattoo?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 03, 2012 04:44 PM (nXrrW)

51 Half the country is of below average IQ.

Well, median IQ anyway.

Posted by: toby928© pedant at April 03, 2012 04:44 PM (GTbGH)

52 Hmmm.  There are lots of under average IQ breeding going on "right here in River City."

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 04:44 PM (O3R/2)

53 "When a law is declared unconstitutional, every legislator that voted for it and the President who signed it are immediately removed from office and barred for life from holding any position in government."

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2012 04:44 PM (kaalw)

54 median?  Do you dispute the mean?  is there a mode?


Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 04:45 PM (O3R/2)

55 Ah yes, Dax Shepard (Frito) - he's the guy who called Act of Valor "Propaganda". Apparently the film crew didn't need to give Shepard a script, they just followed him around and used Shepard's daily routine footage for this movie.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 03, 2012 04:45 PM (UR5vq)

56 The #1 movie in America was called 'ass'. That's all it was for 90 minutes. That year it won eight Oscars including best screenplay.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 03, 2012 04:45 PM (nXrrW)

57 35 Ignorance is bliss.Imagine not knowing all the damage Obama has done and not understanding it even if you did know? Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 08:38 PM (7W3wI) I was actually listening to Levin today, during one of his non-screaming moments. He said the US economy is 12 percent smaller today than it would have been if the economy had continued to grow as fast as it grew back in 2007. Obama cost this country 12 percent of its economy. And apparently the average American woman is willing to reelect him for all that, so long as she gets free government latex for her coochie.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 04:45 PM (niZvt)

58 "Go away, 'baten!" is the new "bunk"

Posted by: wooga at April 03, 2012 04:46 PM (vjyZP)

59 My Soup is Cold!

Posted by: Old Man on ONT at April 03, 2012 04:46 PM (+CrrB)

60 56, I like the cut of your jib.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 04:46 PM (O3R/2)

61 52 Cooth, you're here early! What's up?

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 08:43 PM (I/cLr)



Well......I am, for one. I just got back from taking my car into the shop, so I thought I'd check the internet to see if anything was happening without me.....and, lo! There's an ONT!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2012 04:46 PM (kaalw)

62 DC in Towson....
You didn't perchance vote at an Elementary School today, did you?
We might be neighbors

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 03, 2012 04:46 PM (PVB6D)

63 Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are hungry. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You're an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Junior.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 03, 2012 04:47 PM (nXrrW)

64 My B12 dropped to 2 at one point.....the low end of normal is 200, and 200-900 is the range.

I definitely had trouble thinking. Hell, I had trouble doing anything, period, but I had trouble with even basic thought processes.

Thor is a saint, he really is.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 04:47 PM (SsG4J)

65 54 Half the country is of below average IQ. Well, median IQ anyway. Posted by: toby928© pedant at April 03, 2012 08:44 PM (GTbGH) I was told there would be no statistics...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 04:47 PM (niZvt)

66 I'm not kinky. Just a standard deviation.

Posted by: USA at April 03, 2012 04:47 PM (6Cjut)

67 Would you like to try a big ass taco? Now with more molecules!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 03, 2012 04:48 PM (nXrrW)

68 Shit started going downhill when broads got to vote.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 03, 2012 04:48 PM (vpe0k)

69 I don't recognize you Morons in the garish light of day.

It's the new hair.  You like it?  It's "Autumn Sunrise".

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 04:48 PM (GTbGH)

70 Tammy, the only way to tell for sure is to see some pics. *hides*

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 04:48 PM (I/cLr)

71 And they'll still be blamed for everything wrong with the world.


As they should be, for hoarding all those silver dimes.

Posted by: Nor Pula at April 03, 2012 04:48 PM (vjyZP)

72 69 I'm not kinky. Just a standard deviation.

Posted by: USA at April 03, 2012 08:47 PM (6Cjut)



That's a standard deviant....which reminds me...what's the equivalent of a spelling bee in Asia?

Posted by: model_1066 at April 03, 2012 04:48 PM (PWwbk)

73 One thing about Idiocracy,almost all the idiots are white.Only Camacho as far as blacks go,no Mexicans etc.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 04:49 PM (7W3wI)

74 And the U.N. un-Nazi'd the world -- forever.

Fin.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 03, 2012 04:49 PM (nXrrW)

75 Capitol punishment is so....final.  Murderers sit on death row for decades (I am originally from Calif) and yet when a politician betrays the oath of office and fails to faithfully defend the Constitution, what is his/her punishment?



Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 04:50 PM (O3R/2)

76 almost all the idiots are white.Only Camacho as far as blacks go,no Mexicans etc.

I honestly have no idea what Maya Rudolph's extraction is.

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 04:50 PM (GTbGH)

77 I'm Secretary of State.  Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2012 04:50 PM (mjR67)

78 "That's a standard deviant....which reminds me...what's the equivalent of a spelling bee in Asia?" The kids build a nuclear-powered two-man spaceship from scratch.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 04:51 PM (niZvt)

79 "median? Do you dispute the mean? is there a mode?" Umm.. well if we do dispute the mean, then wouldn't that make us nice guys? And if so, then why would we be at war with women? And if we are at war with women, how much jewelry is this "peace keeping" mission going to cost us?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 04:51 PM (R5yLq)

80 I'm just gonna be a pedantic dick and say the *word* "idiocracy" pisses me the fuck off. First of all, the greeks had a word for a government by the worst citizens, it's called "kakistocracy." Since they invented just about every other word we use for types of government, let's go with that. It even has juvenile implications if you like that. "Caca." Secondly, the prefix "idio" means "ones own," or "private," it's not short for "idiot." So an "idiocracy" is one's own, personal government. Thirdly, our problem is not stupid politicians, as much as we like to say the phrase, it's *corrupt* politicians, *dishonest* politicians, and politicians with sick, twisted ideologies. So, basically, with one made up word, Luke Wilson pretty much got *every* fucking thing wrong, and now I keep hearing that idiot word everywhere because most people are just parrots with clothes and cars. It's like fingernails on a chalkboard. The movie is just a ripoff of "The Marching Morons" by Cyril Kornbluth, anyway.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 04:51 PM (bxiXv)

81 steevy, actually Ace did an Idiocracy post before this. He said there were a LOT of Mexican underclass morons in the movie. The security guard in the White House, the "Police" decal in the gothic font, the announcer at the Rehabilitation, the guy trying to pay for Maya Rudolph's services - that's just off the top of my head

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 04:51 PM (QTHTd)

82 It's Masters week. Golf fan's Super Bowl. At least for most of us. This year the issue of Augusta being a men only club is being raised again. Augusta has always provided a membership to the CEO of one of their long time sponsors, IBM. Unfortunately for Augusta, IBM's present CEO is a woman. I've supported Augusta's right in the past for their position on membership but this puts it in a different perspective. Still support their right but I can't agree with their logic anymore.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2012 04:52 PM (IiDIW)

83 U mad, bro?

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 04:52 PM (GTbGH)

84 USS Diversity,

LOL, My U.S. History teacher (a retired USMC Colonel) said that as soon as the women got the vote, they voted for Warren G. Harding.

He was handsome, and a boob.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 04:53 PM (O3R/2)

85 I honestly have no idea what Maya Rudolph's extraction is.

I thought that Maya Rudolph was the other modern day hibernator, so she wasn't one of the "idiots". Been a few years since I saw it.

Posted by: wooga at April 03, 2012 04:53 PM (vjyZP)

86 Merovign, Judge wanted to call the movie "Uhmerica", IIRC. Blame the marketers. Actually, blame the marketers for a lot of what went wrong with the movie's release.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 04:53 PM (QTHTd)

87 Tammy, the only way to tell for sure is to see some pics.

That ship has sailed. Thor made me take my (in no way provocative) picture off of the Yahooo group, then I quick-slapped one up on Facebook so Bers could find my page and even TOLD him that I did it, and he had a fit again.

Mid Life Crisis, I'm telling ya, he's having one.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 04:53 PM (SsG4J)

88 Checked thye box office on Act of Valor today and it is struggling aloong at only $66 million.It needs to make &100 to make a decent profit(movie itself was low budget but the rights and advertising were like $80 million I read).It made $24 million opening weekend.Only made a total of $2 million overseas not surprisingly.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 04:53 PM (7W3wI)

89 81 "That's a standard deviant....which reminds me...what's the equivalent of a spelling bee in Asia?"

The kids build a nuclear-powered two-man spaceship from scratch.


No, I'm actually serious...kids here have to learn intricacies about our own language, and express it in 26 letters or less....what do you have to do in Chinese or Japanese?

Posted by: model_1066 at April 03, 2012 04:53 PM (PWwbk)

90 So Obama threatened to whack Chelsea Clinton in 2008 if Bill harped on the birth certificate issue? Shit just got nuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2012 04:53 PM (Af3Wg)

91 Rudolph is biracial, I thought.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 04:53 PM (QTHTd)

92 If you're taking Idiocracy seriously, chances are you're doing it all wrong.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 03, 2012 04:53 PM (nXrrW)

93 Shit started going downhill when broads got to vote.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 03, 2012 08:48 PM (vpe0k)


Actually, it was women were allowed to own property.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 03, 2012 04:54 PM (i3+c5)

94 "I was told there would be no statistics..." Well I'm pretty sure that statistically speaking the appearance of statistics here is so infrequent as to make them statistically insignificant. Ok.. ouch.. that hurt.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 04:54 PM (R5yLq)

95 Dark Lord, hello!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 04:54 PM (SsG4J)

96 Cooth, car gonna make it? We waited for you to get here to start drinking, so you didn't miss much. (back me up here, Morons) VIA, nope didn't vote. First election I ever missed. But no, I would have voted at a church. separation of church and state!! Theocracy!! Christofascists!1!1!!

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 04:54 PM (I/cLr)

97 89 Fox shitcanned it.No advertising,people didn't even know it was in release.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 04:54 PM (7W3wI)

98 That's a standard deviant. Posted by: model_1066 at April 03, 2012 08:48 PM (PWwbk) Um, no it's not. But thank you for playing.

Posted by: USA at April 03, 2012 04:54 PM (6Cjut)

99 The lamentations will be utterly epic if Mumia ever fries. Wanna bet Obama pardons him?

Posted by: alexthechick at April 03, 2012 04:55 PM (Gk3SS)

100 Idiocracy was marketed a little bit in Houston. I found out about it from posters, and saw it there. I figured it for a limited-release. It was later I learnt that it was a completely fux0rd up release

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 04:56 PM (QTHTd)

101 No, I'm actually serious...kids here have to learn intricacies about our own language, and express it in 26 letters or less....what do you have to do in Chinese or Japanese?Posted by: model_1066

Calligraphy.

The character set for a japanese high school grad is about 1400 plus common names. The chinese set is over 10k.


Posted by: Rick Horsey-assy Santorum [/i] at April 03, 2012 04:56 PM (JEpGb)

102 Posted by: alexthechick at April 03, 2012 08:55 PM (Gk3SS) I will almost guarantee you he pardons Mumia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2012 04:56 PM (Af3Wg)

103 The lamentations will be utterly epic if Mumia ever fries.

I thought that was a done deal, commuted to life already.

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 04:56 PM (GTbGH)

104 Merovign,

Despite your objections, did you see the movie?  Do you understand what the rest of us are discussing?


Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 04:56 PM (O3R/2)

105 One problem with Idiocracy is that we don't have a genetic problem, we have an ideological problem.

If intelligence is heritable it is only very weakly so. But one can trace the continual weakening of ideology, partially due to liberalism, partially due to the collapse of many independent communities competing with each other into ever fewer all led by the same technocratic elites.

So if people who are nominally stupid are the ones having kids and the brainiacs are not, the issue is not that every generation is being genetically weakened, but instead that each generation is being raised into a less efficient and dumbed down society that will not allow competition to determine what works and what doesn't.

Consider - take 100 people on welfare who are given initial resources and nothing more from the outside beyond what they can bargain for in a fair market, versus 100 individuals with advanced degrees put into a commune with unlimited resources from the federal teat.

If you come back in 100 years which society will be innovating? Which society will have actually accomplished something of worth to mankind as a whole?


Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2012 04:56 PM (3aXbg)

106 Good evening.

Early ONT is early.

Iron Maiden anyone?

Prowler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kmn_9CILtM

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 04:56 PM (F79HU)

107 Maya Rudolph was frozen along with Luke Wilson,and though she wasn't very bright in our time she was smarter than the idiots in the future.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 04:56 PM (7W3wI)

108 "The lamentations will be utterly epic if Mumia ever fries. " I was actually planning a party myself.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 04:56 PM (R5yLq)

109 Good news! Rooters reports: The Obama administration on Tuesday said it was preparing to sue Arizona county sheriff Joe Arpaio and his department for violating civil rights laws by improperly targeting Latinos in a bid to crack down on illegal immigrants. The Won is melting down.

Posted by: USA at April 03, 2012 04:58 PM (6Cjut)

110 8 The Idiocracy depiction of the President was spot on...just498 years early.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 03, 2012 08:31 PM (vpe0k)

 

How dare you sir.  President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is a patriot and loves this country.  He's also held real jobs, and is clearly 10 times smarter than Obama.

Posted by: buzzion at April 03, 2012 04:58 PM (GULKT)

111 On December 7, 2011, Philadelphia District Attorney R. Seth Williams announced that prosecutors would no longer seek the death penalty for Abu-Jamal. Williams said that Abu-Jamal will spend the rest of his life in prison without the possibility of parole.  You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at April 03, 2012 04:58 PM (GTbGH)

112 If intelligence is heritable it is only very weakly so.

If?  Weakly?  Evidence please.

Posted by: pep at April 03, 2012 04:58 PM (6TB1Z)

113 "Despite your objections, did you see the movie? Do you understand what the rest of us are discussing?" Wait, were supposed to actually understand what the hell we are discussing? Huh.. who the hell knew. Wish you guys would have posted a memo or something. Oh well, guess that leaves me out. night folks! Lol..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 04:58 PM (R5yLq)

114 102 The lamentations will be utterly epic if Mumia ever fries. Wanna bet Obama pardons him? That's a sure bet if I've ever seen one.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 03, 2012 04:58 PM (UR5vq)

115 "If intelligence is heritable it is only very weakly so."

Even if it's weakly so, stretch that over a few 100 years... or a few 10,000. Then, denounce self

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 04:59 PM (QTHTd)

116 Hmmm. Drdudge headline says Homeland Security will give illegal aliens "Unlawful Presence waivers." May we ask WTF gives them the power to do any such thing? What's next? Will they grant Obama a Dictator for Life Waiver?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 04:59 PM (niZvt)

117 OT but appropriate to feeling stupid. I have to give a major training session to our executive board tomorrow morning. I haven't done this for a long time and feel very nervous all though I know my subject matter like the back of my hand. Any suggestions to calm the nerves? Xanax? Value-Rite? Just suck it up like a big girl? I've tried to use the "imagine them naked" thing but I get too distracted....anything?

Posted by: Cheri at April 03, 2012 05:00 PM (BA8k3)

118 I was actually planning a party myself.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 08:56 PM (R5yLq)


Is it invitation only?  I can bring dip.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:00 PM (F79HU)

119 Tammy, I understand. Ive got no problem putting vikas nic's translation into practice, but if I found out Cougar was posting cheesecake shots to this bunch of semi-drunk perverted Morons I would flip. Or maybe not, I do like to show her off. I dunno. And I mean semi-drunk perverted Morons in the nicest way possible.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 05:00 PM (I/cLr)

120 "May we ask WTF gives them the power to do any such thing? " Well ya, we can ask. In fact from what I understand there is a form they are going to have us fill out when they ship us off to the re-education camps with a box for questions just like that one.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:01 PM (R5yLq)

121 USA, that was only a play on words, I assure you.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 03, 2012 05:01 PM (PWwbk)

122 Iron Maiden - Sanctuary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqkC-k3RoXE

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:01 PM (F79HU)

123 Drudge headline says Homeland Security will give illegal aliens "Unlawful Presence waivers."

Does the term misfeasance have no meaning anymore?

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 05:01 PM (GTbGH)

124 "Various studies have found the heritability of IQ to be between 0.7 and 0.8 in adults and 0.45 in childhood" in the US, according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Heritability_of_IQ. That's on a scale of 0 to 1.

So it's not very weakly, or even weakly. It is *heavily* heritable.

And it's not just wiki. First, wiki is a liberal site - famously - so if they have to admit that there, they know they have no choice. Second, there's footnotes and shit

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 05:01 PM (QTHTd)

125 Mr. President talked today about Arithmetic and Law.  Notice that he made no mention of Logic.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 05:01 PM (O3R/2)

126 @118: If big boobs are heritable, then ipso facto so must Dumb Blonde Syndrome be heritable. The logic is flawless.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 05:01 PM (niZvt)

127 "And I mean semi-drunk perverted Morons in the nicest way possible." You mean that wasn't actually a compliment... shit, 0 for 2 tonight.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:02 PM (R5yLq)

128 98 Dark Lord, hello! Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 08:54 PM (SsG4J) Good to see you but I'm not really here, I'll be gone in a few.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 05:02 PM (bxiXv)

129 I'm feeling stabby.

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 05:02 PM (GTbGH)

130 ": If big boobs are heritable, then ipso facto so must Dumb Blonde Syndrome be heritable. The logic is flawless." And yet, without pictures, useless.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:02 PM (R5yLq)

131

"The lamentations will be utterly epic if Mumia ever fries."

 

If the Festival of St. Pancake is held at IHOPs, how and where should the Penance of Mumia be observed ... a Bloomin' Onion at Outback Steakhouse?

Posted by: Arbalest at April 03, 2012 05:03 PM (Cr+zC)

132 Well, DC, it was NOT a cheesecake shot. I was in my fricking wedding gown. But anyway, I need to get over it.

Could Obama pardon something as big as murder???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 05:03 PM (SsG4J)

133 OT: Bret Baier seems like a really nice guy, but the spanking he gave to Jay Carney today was brutal, albeit delivered with a smile.  It was......marvelous.

Posted by: pep at April 03, 2012 05:03 PM (6TB1Z)

134 NBC says "oopsie, er... finger slipped ..."

http://tinyurl.com/778t6d4

During our investigation it became evident that there was an error made in the production process that we deeply regret. We will be taking the necessary steps to prevent this from happening in the future and apologize to our viewers.


Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 05:04 PM (Y+DPZ)

135 Maybe I can get an Unlawful Velocity Waiver for my car.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 03, 2012 05:04 PM (bpT90)

136 Iron Maiden - Remember Tomorrow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvxzvJicwLY

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:04 PM (F79HU)

137

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2012 08:52 PM (IiDIW)

 

Make it an honorary title for her to roam Bobby Jones' tourney, allow her to do whatever and then kindly scoot her off the course.

 

Sorry but it's a boy's club, ladies.

Posted by: ErikW at April 03, 2012 05:05 PM (oNmsi)

138 Posted by: pep

^^^

Why yes, yes it was indeed! I enjoyed watching ol' shifty squirm there.

Jay Carney looks extremely uncomfortable in his own skin.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 03, 2012 05:05 PM (nXrrW)

139 DC Grim thinks what i did was funny.
he also thinks i know what to do with stalkers if hes not here and if he is... well they won't be much problem for long.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 05:05 PM (r7Ddb)

140 In college Biology (UCSD, a rather reputable institution in that discipline) professor mentioned a phenomenon called "regression to the mean".

That supplies us hope that Michelle and Barack Obama's children will be more intelligent.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 05:05 PM (O3R/2)

141 SoS, I thought that would be understood, but changed my mind before hitting post. Don't wanna piss off the Horde. Hell, look what the Ette's did to FLOTUS the other day....I have no desire to skyline myself like that.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 05:05 PM (I/cLr)

142 Bret Baier seems like a really nice guy, but the spanking he gave to Jay Carney today was brutal, albeit delivered with a smile. It was......marvelous. Posted by: pep at April 03, 2012 09:03 PM (6TB1Z) Well ultimately all of obama's lies and bullshit will and is catching up with him and his mouth piece.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 03, 2012 05:05 PM (i6RpT)

143 Could Obama pardon something as big as murder??? Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 09:03 PM (SsG4J) Apparently, Homeland Security can issue you a waiver. This administration is just freaking out of control. The law is being run roughshod, and the Press likes it.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 05:05 PM (niZvt)

144 Well, DC, it was NOT a cheesecake shot. I was in my fricking wedding gown.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 09:03 PM (SsG4J)


I know you hate it when I say this but that pic was t3h cy00t.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:05 PM (F79HU)

145 an error made in the production process that we deeply regret

An error implies inadvertancy.  There was absolutely nothing inadvertant about it. 

we deeply regret   =   we got caught

Posted by: pep at April 03, 2012 05:06 PM (6TB1Z)

146 "Jay Carney looks extremely uncomfortable in his own skin. " Well if your one large lying sack of shit just how comfortable can you expect to get?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:06 PM (R5yLq)

147 Re: becoming stupid. This happened to me. It was awful. I couldn't think straight, I was confused at the silliest things, my attention span was about 3 seconds. Awful. Evening all!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 03, 2012 05:06 PM (DGIjM)

148 That supplies us hope that Michelle and Barack Obama's children will be more intelligent.

Every time I see Sasha and Malia in photos, I'm struck by the decency of Sasha and the arrogance of Malia

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 05:06 PM (QTHTd)

149 Posted by: pep at April 03, 2012 09:03 PM (6TB1Z)

About what?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 05:06 PM (SsG4J)

150 "Evening all!" Evening JJJ. How are you this fine evening?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:06 PM (R5yLq)

151 Could Obama pardon something as big as murder???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 09:03 PM (SsG4J)


sadly yes. even treason. like Bradley manning.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 05:06 PM (r7Ddb)

152 Despite your objections, did you see the movie? Do you understand what the rest of us are discussing? Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 08:56 PM (O3R/2) What, I'm supposed to only discuss your topics, the way you want to, on the ONT? Umm, no. How about no. Because I'm gonna go with no. I don't care about the movie or the weaksauce comedy eugenics movement, I was just saying the freaking word pisses me off. It's like the people who are trying to replace "savory" with "umami," because they're all oppositional-defiant or whatever.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 05:07 PM (bxiXv)

153 @150: Hi shrimpy! How's everything hanging tonight?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 05:07 PM (niZvt)

154 even treason. like Bradley manning. Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 09:06 PM (r7Ddb) Doubt it, remember Manning is white.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 03, 2012 05:07 PM (i6RpT)

155 I used to think that Jay Carney was an OK guy.  Holy fuck.  Do you really have to sell your soul to Satan to get that shitty job as WH Press Secretary?

Bret was great.  He would not let Jay get away with not answering the question.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 05:08 PM (O3R/2)

156 "umami,"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 09:07 PM (bxiXv)


Wait...so that's not a style of Japanese sushi?

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:08 PM (F79HU)

157 Could Obama pardon something as big as murder???

I don't think the President can pardon state crimes, but I've been wrong before.

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 05:08 PM (GTbGH)

158 "Doubt it, remember Manning is white." And they haven't executed him yet? WTF?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:09 PM (R5yLq)

159 And a lot of drugs for other things screw up your brain metabolism. Doctors don't give a shit, for the most part, if you turn into an idiot.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 05:09 PM (bxiXv)

160 Good evening, Shrimps!

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:09 PM (F79HU)

161 Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 09:05 PM (F79HU)

I only hate it cuz I feel like I put you on the spot, and also because seriously, wth else are ya gonna say??? 

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 05:09 PM (SsG4J)

162 Proof that Carney is slang for carnival worker http://tinyurl.com/7cmdq3n

Posted by: USA at April 03, 2012 05:09 PM (6Cjut)

163 Wait...so that's not a style of Japanese sushi?

I think it's the Japanese word for 'eel'.

/denounces self for making a Friends reference.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 03, 2012 05:09 PM (bpT90)

164 wth else are ya gonna say???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 09:09 PM (SsG4J)


Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:10 PM (F79HU)

165 Massively underwhelming.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at April 03, 2012 05:10 PM (Nlk2X)

166 I was actually planning a party myself. Barbecue?

Posted by: t-bird at April 03, 2012 05:10 PM (l/xhO)

167 Tammy, please allow us to continue our fantasies in peace. Thank you. Gushie! We all appreciate Grim's tolerance.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 05:10 PM (I/cLr)

168 Gushie, that is just pathetic.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 05:10 PM (SsG4J)

169 Doubt it, remember Manning is white.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 03, 2012 09:07 PM (i6RpT)




oh yeah! there is that! but i said COULD. Not that he would be INCLINED TO. wow. if he was jewish he might even execute him...

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 05:10 PM (r7Ddb)

170 Iron Maiden - Running Free

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PKQDsuZHk0

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:10 PM (F79HU)

171 "Wait...so that's not a style of Japanese sushi?" I thought it was a large woman who you hired to take care of kids. Lol.. Actually if I remember correctly it's japanese word meaning.. tasty or tastes good.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:10 PM (R5yLq)

172 Japanese sushi porn! Yummy and hot. Never knew you could make a tuna roll that way!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 05:11 PM (niZvt)

173 Hi all! I had a glorious lazy ass day today.. wonderful. I even slept in til 10. awesome.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 03, 2012 05:11 PM (DGIjM)

174 Every time I see Sasha and Malia in photos, I'm struck by the decency of Sasha and the arrogance of Malia

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 09:06 PM (QTHTd)

A lot of Malia's arrogance can probably be credited to her being a teenager. They all have the capacity to be little pit vipers at that age.

Of course, she's also a product of her upbringing, so there's that...

Posted by: antisocialist at April 03, 2012 05:11 PM (j/nZn)

175 Then Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith, since you did not see "Idiotocracy", Shut the fuck up!


Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 05:12 PM (O3R/2)

176 SOS, What kind of blank does Molly likr to see p on? I see the acronym on the ONT but I don't understand. I be slow.

Posted by: mpfs at April 03, 2012 05:12 PM (QpiLC)

177 Wait...so that's not a style of Japanese sushi? Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 09:08 PM (F79HU) I grew up with "sweet, sour, salty, bitter, and savory" as the basic flavor groups. A little while back some dickhead decided to push to replace "savory" with "umami," from the Japanese word for "savory," because when you make a list it's always nice to randomly insert one word from a foreign language that means the same thing as the one you've used for a hundred years.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 05:12 PM (bxiXv)

178 152 Posted by: pep at April 03, 2012 09:03 PM (6TB1Z)
About what?


Budget and health care.  You can see it on FoxNews.com

Posted by: pep at April 03, 2012 05:12 PM (6TB1Z)

179 Actually if I remember correctly it's japanese word meaning.. tasty or tastes good.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 09:10 PM (R5yLq)


I think I know what Japanese word Miss Hannah Minx should highlight next.


While covered in syrup.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:13 PM (F79HU)

180 Gushie, how is Maurice??  Red spots??

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 05:13 PM (SsG4J)

181 Iron Maiden - Phantom Of The Opera

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8IuFl3sMhk

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:13 PM (F79HU)

182 "What kind of blank does Molly likr to see p on? I see the acronym on the ONT but I don't understand. I be slow." acronym? Oh.. hmm. my couch maybe? The WUBMCC? Is that what you were asking about?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:13 PM (R5yLq)

183


I propose that only real (as in real estate) property owners be given the right to vote.


How about this? If you swear to "faithfully uphold and defend the Constitution" and a jury of 12 finds that you didn't, we take you out and hang you.

 

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 08:39 PM (O3R/2)

 

Jimbo 2012.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 03, 2012 05:14 PM (JuTti)

184 I was on meds once that made me confused in crowded places.I wasn't stupid but it was unpleasant.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 05:14 PM (7W3wI)

185

Malia's also the spitting image of Barack Obama, so maybe that upturned nose thing is just a mannerism she picked up from her dad. As much as I despise the SCOAMT and his mate, I'm not willing to make any judgment on the girls.

 

In the meantime, I'm watching my alma mater get stomped by Baylor and their 6'8" (!) center. That's the tallest girl I've ever seen.

Posted by: Palandine at April 03, 2012 05:14 PM (g7D8V)

186 Gawd my spelling is atrocious. I blame the migrane medicine. I feel stoned.

Posted by: mpfs at April 03, 2012 05:14 PM (QpiLC)

187 "I think I know what Japanese word Miss Hannah Minx should highlight next. While covered in syrup." You mean she speaks too? Huh.. never noticed.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:15 PM (R5yLq)

188 Maet, could you TB3K the troll tonight? It's gotten really boring

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 05:15 PM (Y+DPZ)

189 187 That's it!

Posted by: mpfs at April 03, 2012 05:15 PM (QpiLC)

190 Ladies, the left loves you, the right hates you. Who do you want to love? Posted by: xxx at April 03, 2012 09:08 PM Uh well for starters if I was marooned on a deserted island with a monkey and your average liberal king lord of the douchebags and I had to have sex with one of them...it would be Cheetah's lucky day.

Posted by: Cheri at April 03, 2012 05:15 PM (BA8k3)

191 That little pause right there was me mowing my postage-stamp of a front lawn.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2012 05:15 PM (kaalw)

192 180 Then Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith, since you did not see "Idiotocracy", Shut the fuck up! Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 09:12 PM (O3R/2) Neither one of us knows what the fuck you are talking about. I didn't say I didn't see it, you made that shit up, like probably everything else you say. Why don't you not ever type to me again, you pretentious halfwit? Also, the stupid wrong word is spelled "idiocracy," not "idiotocracy," oh self-described expert on the subject.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 05:15 PM (bxiXv)

193 As much as I despise the SCOAMT and his mate, I'm not willing to make any judgment on the girls.

Agree.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 05:16 PM (SsG4J)

194 186 You like Maiden with the original singer too?I used to love Dickenson but now I think the older stuff is heavier.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 05:16 PM (7W3wI)

195 Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 09:05 PM (O3R/2) Idiocracy got tedious at the 3rd act. Furthermore, if this world would come to pass, the technology will eventually break down to the point where people would have to become "smarter" again by necessity (remember seeing the cars drive off the freeway - a prodigious birthrate would also not be sustained).

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 03, 2012 05:16 PM (UR5vq)

196 As I understand it, the president can only pardon federal crimes, but I wouldn't swear to it.

Posted by: CMU VET at April 03, 2012 05:16 PM (p7ZkL)

197 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2012 05:16 PM (JMmQ9)

198 120 Posted by: Cheri at April 03, 2012 09:00 PM (BA8k3)
 
I find it useful to remember that those big wig executives put their pants on one leg at a time -- and that they can fire your ass for any reason.
 
Feel calmer now?
 
I'd go with the xanax.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2012 05:17 PM (ccXZP)

199

"When a law is declared unconstitutional, every legislator that voted for it and the President who signed it are immediately removed from office and barred for life from holding any position in government."

 

The government will be happy to bailout any improvident business, provided that the CEO and board of directors of said business is executed for their collective incompetence.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 03, 2012 05:17 PM (JuTti)

200 if I was marooned on a deserted island with a monkey and your average liberal king lord of the douchebags and I had to have sex with one of them...it would be Cheetah's lucky day. Posted by: Cheri at April 03, 2012 09:15 PM (BA8k3) Keep your freaken hands off Cheetah or you and me are gonna go a few rounds

Posted by: Tarzan at April 03, 2012 05:17 PM (i6RpT)

201 179 Ladies, promise not to punch you. Promise to only love you...

The Left Posted by: xxx at April 03, 2012 09:12 PM

Well, there goes my theory that you were Chris Brown

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 05:17 PM (Y+DPZ)

202 i dyed my roots today.




YAY ME!
Grim is out back heating iron rods and torturing them into weird shapes with a hammer. I think its frightened the feral cats. But he says "Its good for the soul, and strengthens the body."




Translation: "I am out here imagining these iron rods as my assmunch brother's hands. Please dont disturb my therapy, i am almost over this weekend."  He let slip last night that the older one things everything O does is great and that hes the best leader we ever had. I suspect there will be quite a few afternoons spent out back beating on metal.



Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 05:17 PM (r7Ddb)

203 I know you hate it when I say this but that pic was t3h cy00t.

I remember seeing that.  Agreed, she is a cutie.  Thor's a lucky guy.

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 05:17 PM (tlK1P)

204 "That's it!" Lol.. got started as a running joke between a friend of mine and I years ago. WUBMCC - World's Ugliest But Most Comfortable Couch. It is not a good looking piece of furniture but it is without a doubt the most comfortable sofa I've ever had, bar none. A buddy of mine dubbed it that when he was having some marital problems and spent a week sleeping on it, and it kind of stuck. Been calling it that ever since.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:17 PM (R5yLq)

205 Man you know there's nothing on if you're watching girl's basketball.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 03, 2012 05:18 PM (vpe0k)

206 Uh....der....when does this movie start?  I..uh....think the camera guy must be an idiot...dop.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2012 05:18 PM (JIDLg)

207 I find it useful to remember that those big wig executives put their pants on one leg at a time -- and that they can fire your ass for any reason. Feel calmer now? I'd go with the xanax. Thank you GnuBreed! I was leaning that way...

Posted by: Cheri at April 03, 2012 05:18 PM (BA8k3)

208 Agree.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 09:16 PM (SsG4J)

Totally agree. They're just kids. Let 'em be kids.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 03, 2012 05:19 PM (j/nZn)

209 Cheri, Xanax with a Starbucks double shot in the morning. Happy days.

Posted by: mpfs at April 03, 2012 05:19 PM (QpiLC)

210

Posted by: Cheri at April 03, 2012 09:00 PM (BA8k3)



Cheri I find myself speaking in public quite a bit, and I question myself and my performances frequently.  The most important thing I've found in public speaking is to believe completely in the message you're there to convey, and speak from your heart.  And if I screw something up, the ability to laugh at myself and start over goes a long way to winning over the audience in spite of my jackassery.


If you believe in your message the audience will realize that.  Good luck!!!...and if all else fails, picture them naked!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 05:19 PM (/izg2)

211 Idiocracy got tedious at the 3rd act. Furthermore, if this world would come to pass, the technology will eventually break down to the point where people would have to become "smarter" again by necessity (remember seeing the cars drive off the freeway - a prodigious birthrate would also not be sustained).

Not to mention that you'd see increasing violence over resources.  Wars can thin the herd pretty quick. Ask France.

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 05:20 PM (tlK1P)

212 "Man you know there's nothing on if you're watching girl's basketball." True, but you know you've got real problems if you have nothing on AND your watching girls basketball.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:20 PM (R5yLq)

213 Hey! I am very, very fond of Ms. Hannah Minx.  I think that she is a prime example of Western femininity and culture.  I really like her tits too. 

So don't you say anything untoward about her.  I am sure that she is fine Christian, chaste young woman.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 05:21 PM (O3R/2)

214 @210, I'm a chick (or a lady, as Raykon would call me), and it was my school.

Posted by: Palandine at April 03, 2012 05:21 PM (g7D8V)

215 83I'm just gonna be a pedantic dick and say the *word* "idiocracy" pisses me the fuck off.

First of all, the greeks had a word for a government by the worst citizens, it's called "kakistocracy." Since they invented just about every other word we use for types of government, let's go with that. It even has juvenile implications if you like that. "Caca."

Secondly, the prefix "idio" means "ones own," or "private," it's not short for "idiot." So an "idiocracy" is one's own, personal government.

Thirdly, our problem is not stupid politicians, as much as we like to say the phrase, it's *corrupt* politicians, *dishonest* politicians, and politicians with sick, twisted ideologies.

So, basically, with one made up word, Luke Wilson pretty much got *every* fucking thing wrong, and now I keep hearing that idiot word everywhere because most people are just parrots with clothes and cars. It's like fingernails on a chalkboard.

The movie is just a ripoff of "The Marching Morons" by Cyril Kornbluth, anyway.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 08:51 PM (bxiXv) <<<<

 

I like chair.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 03, 2012 05:21 PM (JDIKC)

216 You like Maiden with the original singer too?I used to love Dickenson but now I think the older stuff is heavier.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 09:16 PM (7W3wI)


I love the Di'Anno stuff but it sounds like a completely different band.  Cause it practically is.  Got Steve Harris and Dave Murray and...well, they're the only two that have been on every album. 


Each Maiden era has it's unique qualities.  Hell, I'm even one of the few that loves the Blaze Bailey era.  X-Factor?  Love it.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:21 PM (F79HU)

217 It is not a good looking piece of furniture but it is without a doubt the most comfortable sofa I've ever had, bar none. A buddy of mine dubbed it that when he was having some marital problems and spent a week sleeping on it, and it kind of stuck.

My grandmother had a couch like that.  There wasn't a male on my father's side, myself included, who could sit on that thing for more than ten minutes without starting to drift off. 

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 05:21 PM (tlK1P)

218 Iron Maiden - Transylvania

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY0RZriJ3gk

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:21 PM (F79HU)

219 you know you've got real problems if you have nothing on AND your watching girls basketball. Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 09:20 PM (R5yLq) And if they have nothing on, that step slide is not really so sexy from the back?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 03, 2012 05:21 PM (i6RpT)

220 "So don't you say anything untoward about her. I am sure that she is fine Christian, chaste young woman." Sorry, you lost me completely after "tits". What was that middle part again?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:22 PM (R5yLq)

221 185 Gushie, how is Maurice?? Red spots??

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 09:13 PM (SsG4J)


NO red spots on Moe. he was such a good kitty. He didnt even try to get in the way, just slept nearby while i was hangin out  waiting for the henna to do its thang. love that little kitty.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 05:22 PM (r7Ddb)

222 Cheri, Xanax if you really get nervous and will STAY nervous throughout your presentation.


Gushie, good for Grim for channeling his anger!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 05:22 PM (SsG4J)

223 Oh, Moe sounds like the perfect kitteh. Such a little gent already!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 05:22 PM (SsG4J)

224 Gushka, what stuff does Grim usually make?

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 05:23 PM (tlK1P)

225 NCRef @215....thanks for the words of encouragement. I really appreciate it. mpfs....sorry about the migraine meds. I was on them this weekend and the nausea and dizziness was almost worst than the axe feeling going through my head.

Posted by: Cheri at April 03, 2012 05:23 PM (BA8k3)

226 "My grandmother had a couch like that. There wasn't a male on my father's side, myself included, who could sit on that thing for more than ten minutes without starting to drift off. " Well it's not much to look at, of course it really wasn't stylish even when it was new. But man that think is comfortable. Molly has pretty much proclaimed it to be her territory. She gets a little miffed when I push her off so I can sit down. Apparently she thinks that's what the recliner should be for.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:23 PM (R5yLq)

227 off to watch "Rum Diaries"

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 05:23 PM (QTHTd)

228

@210, I'm a chick (or a lady, as Raykon would call me), and it was my school.

 

Oh I just meant this time of year is sports hell, with or without clothing.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 03, 2012 05:24 PM (vpe0k)

229 Maet, could you TB3K the troll tonight? It's gotten really boring



Maet apparently has far better things to do than hang out with us this evening.  Hence the 20somethinghundred start time for his ONT tonight.  Hope he gets some tonight, because that's the only excused absence note that's acceptable.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 05:24 PM (/izg2)

230 Grim's therapy sound like fun. How exactly does one get into that? Because I do enjoy hitting things with a hammer, but I have been advised that local enforcement might consider doing it to people is some sort of "crime".

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 05:25 PM (I/cLr)

231 I watched "The Rum Diary" recently.  Fuck Hunter Thompson.  What an arrogant asshole.  He bemoans the "bastards" while becoming one himself.



Don't waste your time.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 05:25 PM (O3R/2)

232 The 5th Circuit Court of Appeals sent SCOAMF back to school for a little remedial work in constitutional law >>> http://tiny.cc/xwr7bw


Posted by: The Harvard Law Review at April 03, 2012 05:26 PM (Fvey9)

233 Iron Maiden - Strange World

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loNv0yB5Bqs

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:26 PM (F79HU)

234 " Hope he gets some tonight, because that's the only excused absence note that's acceptable." Wait, after talking her into giving him some then he has to talk her into signing a note for him? Wow.. tough crowd.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:26 PM (R5yLq)

235 And, yes, according to MD law, hoboes are technically "people". I checked.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 05:26 PM (I/cLr)

236 What's up, ettes? Posted by: DC in Towson My headache pain. The barometer can quit bouncing around already, this shit is beyond old.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 05:26 PM (4Oajw)

237

Posted by: The Harvard Law Review at April 03, 2012 09:26 PM (Fvey9)


*Likes*

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:27 PM (F79HU)

238 Grim's therapy sound like fun. How exactly does one get into that? Because I do enjoy hitting things with a hammer, but I have been advised that local enforcement might consider doing it to people is some sort of "crime".

There are blacksmithing classes in most parts of the country.  And if you look online, there are a lot of guides on how to set up a forge. 

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 05:27 PM (tlK1P)

239 What does "Full Retard" mean?

...thnx in advance..

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 03, 2012 05:27 PM (bcNec)

240 Hope all our North Texas Morons and Moronettes made it through today's storms with no damage

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 05:28 PM (Y+DPZ)

241 99 Cooth, car gonna make it? We waited for you to get here to start drinking, so you didn't miss much. (back me up here, Morons)

VIA, nope didn't vote. First election I ever missed. But no, I would have voted at a church. separation of church and state!! Theocracy!! Christofascists!1!1!!

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 08:54 PM (I/cLr)



Speaking of Idiocracy, the idiot light on my Honda is intermittently turning on. It's only when I first start the car after a cool night, and it signals that the VTEC sensor is unhappy.....which isn't supposed to happen until over 4000 rpm. It turns on around 2500.


Problem is, once the car is turned off, it's done for the day. So I can drive it to the garage, point at it and complain, but when they turn it off and hook it up to instruments, it won't recur. So I'm leaving it overnight.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2012 05:29 PM (kaalw)

242 My headache pain. The barometer can quit bouncing around already, this shit is beyond old. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 Seems like you, myself, and mpfs have had the same malady. It does really suck...the meds for it are bad at least for me. I'm looking into acupuncture or other alternative methods.

Posted by: Cheri at April 03, 2012 05:29 PM (BA8k3)

243

102 The lamentations will be utterly epic if Mumia ever fries.

 

And I was so looking forward to someone determining his current-voltage characteristic.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 03, 2012 05:30 PM (JuTti)

244 Thanks, Alex. I will look into it. Classes might be a stretch due to time constraints and a wacky job schedule, but I could self learn with some Internet help, I guess. Bebe, sorry bout the headache. I agree, if spring is really here, it needs to be committed about it.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 05:30 PM (I/cLr)

245 Iron Maiden - Charlotte The Harlot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBR-A_YfxJ8

This one is dedicated to all the 'Rons past, present and future.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:32 PM (F79HU)

246 I have a little story.  Hunter Thompson was paid something like $5000 to come to UCSD and give a talk.  The University paid it indirectly through  the Revelle College Student Union (or some such).  He shows up with a six-pack and a bottle of whiskey and begins drinking.  The students are lapping up his shit.  After 45 minutes he says that he has to cut the thing off because he has to get to the airport before the 10 pm flight take-off curfew.

What!  He couldn't afford to get a hotel room near the airport and take the next flight out in the morning?  Oh!  The mini-bar would not have been complementary.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 05:32 PM (O3R/2)

247 DC,

You're welcome.  A lot of places seem to offer 2-3 day weekend classes, so you may have enough time after all.  There's one around here that I'm looking into that does that. 

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 05:33 PM (tlK1P)

248 Alex, thanks again. And off to google I go.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 05:33 PM (I/cLr)

249 220 83I'm just gonna be a pedantic dick and say the *word* "idiocracy" pisses me the fuck off. Asshatratic Governance, then?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 05:34 PM (niZvt)

250
So What Does It Feel Like To Be Stupid?

Ask Willard Romney, the dumbfuck who's running another McCain campaign.

So Preznit Obama attacks the Supreme Court as “an unelected group of people.” Willard lamely replied by calling the president’s comments a “curious turn of events.”

Will fuckstick Mittens grow the balls to call Obama out on all of his czars being an "unelected group of people”?

No, and no.

He lacks the brains and the balls to do it, and all he'll say is what his pussy ass McCain type advisers tell him to say.

"The economy is improving" Romney is gonna let Obama beat him like a rented mule, just like McCain did. If you liked the way the GOP candidate took on Obama in 2008, you're gonna love the 2012 campaign.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 03, 2012 05:34 PM (7+pP9)

251 230 Gushka, what stuff does Grim usually make?

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 09:23 PM (tlK1P)



A mess. And S shaped hooks that can be used for various things. He got into it by watching my Farriers make custom shoes. I think he wants to work his way up to forging knives. Right now i think he wants to keep busy do something like therapy and not get in trouble with the law.



Alex, hes got some papers that are in the works that got messed up too.  You cant BELIEVE what almost happened to him. Getting it fixed now, but wow. yeah. I think i am gonna have a lot of weird hooks for lanterns and flowerpots in my garden this year and stuff to hang bridles off of.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 05:35 PM (r7Ddb)

252 The "conservativeballs" troll on previous threads reminds me of palinsteele/proudonkey. A lot.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 03, 2012 05:35 PM (xm1A1)

253 253 Maya Rudolph is a jewlatto. Posted by: White RB at April 03, 2012 09:32 PM (LrLv1) Won't pork, huh?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 05:35 PM (niZvt)

254 37 Other than the "Equal Rights Ammendment" which never did get ratified,... has there been any new good amendments to the Constitution proposed lately (i.e. in my lifetime)? Posted by: Jimbo I don't know about the "good" part but there was a recent amendent ratified that got very little notice. Little notice because it actually had very little impact. something about how congressional pay raises can't go into effect until the next congress. Ohhhh, I can't describe the anticipatory joy I'd feel if an article 5 convention was called...

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 03, 2012 05:35 PM (d9lOz)

255 Hey there, can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 05:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

256 @248 chultlu- A code reader (any garage will have one) will pick up the OBD error code whether the "check engine" light is currently on or not.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 03, 2012 05:36 PM (75ggp)

257 Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJXN6lPrXV8

Iron Maiden's

Gonna get you

No matter how faarr!!!

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:36 PM (F79HU)

258 37 Other than the "Equal Rights Ammendment" which never did get ratified,... has there been any new good amendments to the Constitution proposed lately (i.e. in my lifetime)? Posted by: Jimbo in retrospect, what would the ERA have caused that we now don't already have?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 05:37 PM (niZvt)

259 C'mon Ed,  It's time to "let go and let God"


Yes we know that Romney is flawed.  Let it go.  The primary process has spoken.

I wanted Perry.  Too bad he was hopped up on drugs.

Let it go.  If Obama is re-elected,  contact me.  Only LEGAL insurrection.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 05:37 PM (O3R/2)

260 250
102 The lamentations will be utterly epic if Mumia ever fries.

And I was so looking forward to someone determining his current-voltage characteristic.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 03, 2012 09:30 PM (JuTti)



I always figured that he'd be "special boy" one too many times, and he'd "slip and fall" in the men's room, hitting his head a dozen or so times on the sink on the way down.



If you're in for murder yourself, and he's getting all the special stroking from the left while you're in solitary for cussing a guard for waking you up, you probably aren't the type to keep it to yourself forever.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2012 05:38 PM (kaalw)

261 "There are blacksmithing classes in most parts of the country. And if you look online, there are a lot of guides on how to set up a forge. " And with the way things are going it could be a handy skill to have.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:38 PM (R5yLq)

262

261 The "conservativeballs" troll on previous threads reminds me of palinsteele/proudonkey. A lot.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 03, 2012 09:35 PM (xm1A1)

 

He never once mentioned comic books.

Posted by: buzzion at April 03, 2012 05:38 PM (GULKT)

263

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 03, 2012 09:35 PM (d9lOz)


Fun Fact: The amendment you talking about was approved by Congress along with the Bill of Rights.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:38 PM (F79HU)

264 I think it's the Japanese word for 'eel'. /denounces self for making a Friends reference. Posted by: Waterhouse at April 03, 2012 09:09 PM (bpT90) eel is unagi

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 05:39 PM (T03Ll)

265 There are blacksmithing classes in most parts of the country

Okay, this is not fair. SO NOT FAIR.

Morons are already sexy as hell, and now y'all are gonna start in being blacksmiths????


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 05:40 PM (SsG4J)

266 @273: I want Hannah Minx to teach us to say unagi! "Where do you like to keep your unagi?"

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 05:41 PM (niZvt)

267 Cat's rubing against my laptop.

She doesn't realize I'm annoyed at her after I stepped in her hairball.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:41 PM (F79HU)

268 "Fun Fact: The amendment you talking about was approved by Congress along with the Bill of Rights." Fun Fact : More than 10 people per year are killed by vending machines.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:41 PM (R5yLq)

269 I want Hannah Minx to teach us to say unagi!

"Where do you like to keep your unagi?"

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 09:41 PM (niZvt)


Where indeed?

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:41 PM (F79HU)

270 A mess. And S shaped hooks that can be used for various things. He got into it by watching my Farriers make custom shoes. I think he wants to work his way up to forging knives. Right now i think he wants to keep busy do something like therapy and not get in trouble with the law.

Alex, hes got some papers that are in the works that got messed up too. You cant BELIEVE what almost happened to him. Getting it fixed now, but wow. yeah. I think i am gonna have a lot of weird hooks for lanterns and flowerpots in my garden this year and stuff to hang bridles off of.


Good for him.  I think making knives would be cool, but I'm also interested in making useful stuff for around the house.  Fireplace stuff, furniture, the like.  And you can always use more places to hang stuff. 

I probably could believe what happened to him.  I'm glad that it's getting fixed, however.  BTW, is he a reservist, or is he leaving active duty?


Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 05:42 PM (tlK1P)

271 Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 09:41 PM (F79HU)

Don't be a grudge holder, now. Miss Sadie cannot help her furball issues.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 05:42 PM (SsG4J)

272 " Cat's rubing against my laptop." Hey! Woah. Clear violation of the "what happens in Vegas stay's in Vegas" rule. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:42 PM (R5yLq)

273 Crap.  I have no marketable skills.  I used to write software.    I am in big trouble.  I do have guns and gold and silver, however.  Yeah.  And I am in California. Yeah That's right.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 05:42 PM (O3R/2)

274 Iron Maiden was what turned me on to metal in 6th grafde.Even before that my friends older brother had the album cover from Killers on his denim jacket.The one with Eddy holding the bloody hatchet.I tried to buy that first Twisted Sister album(I forget the title) but when my mom saw the cover she said "no".

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 05:42 PM (7W3wI)

275 265 @248 chultlu- A code reader (any garage will have one) will pick up the OBD error code whether the "check engine" light is currently on or not.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 03, 2012 09:36 PM (75ggp)



Yeah, he's got the error code. It's just that you need to move the sensor to see if the condition signified by the error code is actually in effect.....and you have to turn the car off to move the sensor. So you get "sensor says that something's wrong in bay 3"; "really? Let's open bay 3 and see if it really is." *opens* "We've opened bay 3 and there's nothing wrong." "That's right, sensors show nothing wrong."

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2012 05:43 PM (kaalw)

276 Fun Fact : More than 10 people per year are killed by vending machines.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 09:41 PM (R5yLq)


The government needs to do something about this!  There needs to be a law!  FOr the CHILDREN!!!!

Posted by: Lefty Douchebag at April 03, 2012 05:43 PM (F79HU)

277 As a kid I watched The Wilderness Family with my parents in the theater. I remember really liking it, so I TiVo it---amazing what a difference 36 years makes. These idiots wouldn't have lived a week. And the *gag* music.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 03, 2012 05:43 PM (vpe0k)

278 Morons are already sexy as hell, and now y'all are gonna start in being blacksmiths???? Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 09:40 PM (SsG4J) seriously. If anyone ever gets to Mt. Vernon on vacay, make sure you check out the blacksmith there.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 05:44 PM (T03Ll)

279 April 3rd was a good day for me. No illegals, dog came back when called off a herd of javalinas, Oshito is melting down and the tornadoes were far away.
Did Allen check in after the storm?

Posted by: Pecos, at April 03, 2012 05:44 PM (2Gb0y)

280 U2 wouldn't have lasted a month in the Wilderness.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 05:45 PM (O3R/2)

281 An Article V convention would end up being the bastard child of the Student Government and the Folsom Street Fair.  It would be an absolute freakshow combined with more drama than you can shake a stick at.

I sooo want it to happen

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 05:45 PM (tlK1P)

282 @83 Merovign, my man. I'm so proud I quick-skimmed the comments on the way to posting about "The Marching Morons." Surprising it doesn't come up more often around here, what with all the book threads and all.

It occurs to me that if you made one quick quip about every exact-opposite meaning caused by misspellings on this thread...ah, hell.

quasi-illeterate Ammendments and Capitol punishment.

Would you buy it for a quarter?

Posted by: comatus at April 03, 2012 05:45 PM (ZOlM3)

283 286 Let me guess,they are trying to get something that stuck and the machine falls on them?

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 05:46 PM (7W3wI)

284 BTW, is he a reservist, or is he leaving active duty?


Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 09:42 PM (tlK1P)




would you forgive me if i said i made a promise to never directly talk about his work online?


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 05:46 PM (r7Ddb)

285 Don't be a grudge holder, now. Miss Sadie cannot help her furball issues.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 09:42 PM (SsG4J)


Well, woke me up quicker'n coffee. ;p






Hey! Woah. Clear violation of the "what happens in Vegas stay's in Vegas" rule.

Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 09:42 PM (R5yLq)


She's a great pussy, really.

Posted by: Lefty Douchebag at April 03, 2012 05:46 PM (F79HU)

286 #284, take up carpentry or learn how to garden/farm/fish/hunt

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at April 03, 2012 05:46 PM (KCvsd)

287 Yes, Allen checked in. All is good.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 05:46 PM (O3R/2)

288 Well, actually on average children under 18 commit around 2,300 homicides, as opposed tot he 11 or 12 people killed by vending machines. So if were going to make a law just from a numbers perspective the kids are a lot more dangerous than the vending machines. Hmm....

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:46 PM (R5yLq)

289 Yay, we've got this to look forward! Brotherhood takes on EgyptÂ’s military http://tinyurl.com/cqwcm2x On the other hand, Egypt is very vulnerable due to food imports. If they wish to incubate bile generated by Islamic fanaticism, let them choke on it bereft of any food assistance from the "infidel" West.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 03, 2012 05:46 PM (UR5vq)

290 Morons are already sexy as hell, and now y'all are gonna start in being blacksmiths????

Damn straight.  Real manhood baby

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 05:47 PM (tlK1P)

291 "She's a great pussy, really." And that is a clear violation of the TMI statute. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:47 PM (R5yLq)

292 @ 248

  Vtec problems are fun, they can range from low oil level to poor ground at the solenoid, internal solenoid malfunctions (sticking plunger), and more I've probably forgotten about.

  What you described sounds like hydraulic .  Oil viscosity is important in these engines, and clean, proper weight oil is a must.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 03, 2012 05:48 PM (SAMxH)

293 In case you aren't watching and,chances are you are not, Christina Aguilera appears to have given up her gig impersonating Dee Snyder. She actually looks quite beautiful.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2012 05:49 PM (piMMO)

294 My great grandfather was a blacksmith. My grandmother memorized the poem, "The Blacksmith" in honor of him, my father then did the same and taught it to me. So 128 years from when she memorized it, I can still recite it. It was by Longfellow.

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2012 05:49 PM (CMM9V)

295 Yeah, I misspelled "Idiocracy" and man-o-man did it give me crap about it.  It was happy to comment about a film it never saw. 

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 05:49 PM (O3R/2)

296 so, i guess zero and his b team of affirmative action communists are getting some lessons in Constitutional law that derek bell did not teach. I wonder how they will score on their paper due on thursday?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 05:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

297 would you forgive me if i said i made a promise to never directly talk about his work online?

No worries, I understand completely.  I was simply curious because I've worked with a few reservists and I remember that the way the system was set up they always had paperwork issues.

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 05:50 PM (tlK1P)

298 Iron Maiden was what turned me on to metal in 6th grafde.Even before that my friends older brother had the album cover from Killers on his denim jacket.The one with Eddy holding the bloody hatchet.I tried to buy that first Twisted Sister album(I forget the title) but when my mom saw the cover she said "no".

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 09:42 PM (7W3wI)


I don't know who it was for me.  I can't remember in the slightest.  But speaking of denim jackets when I was itty bitty I did have a denim jacket with a big ass GNR patch on the back and a bunch of others covering the whole thing.  It was the shit.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:50 PM (F79HU)

299 293 @83 Merovign, my man. I'm so proud I quick-skimmed the comments on the way to posting about "The Marching Morons." Surprising it doesn't come up more often around here, what with all the book threads and all. Posted by: comatus at April 03, 2012 09:45 PM (ZOlM3) I have a book of Kornbluth short stories around here. If I was ever up for the book thread maybe I'd mention it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 05:52 PM (bxiXv)

300 I was disappointed with the attire that Christina Aguilera wore last night.  No cleavage.  WTF? 

OTOH, if she recently converted, sweet.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 05:52 PM (O3R/2)

301 Blacksmithing would be a useful skill to have in the event of a EMP-style event. Need to investigate.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 03, 2012 05:52 PM (UR5vq)

302 311 I had patches but my mom never let me get it painted.My motor cycle jacket and boots that I finally got in the first year or 2 of HS were big to me.I still have that jacket!

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 05:52 PM (7W3wI)

303 Thanks 298.

Posted by: Pecos, at April 03, 2012 05:53 PM (2Gb0y)

304 I was disappointed with the attire that Christina Aguilera wore last night. No cleavage. WTF? OTOH, if she recently converted, sweet. Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 09:52 PM (O3R/2) It is there but I think it is resting on her stomach.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 05:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

305 Iron Maiden - Juanita

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whsX6ftHYDo

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:53 PM (F79HU)

306 Blacksmithing would be a useful skill to have in the event of a EMP-style event. Need to investigate.

Blacksmithing is useful in any SHTF scenario.  All of those cars mean plenty of steel available for salvage, and you can pair it with a book or two on simple machines to make yourself useful to any community.

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 05:54 PM (tlK1P)

307 Idiocracy sucked.  At its core, it was a love letter to eugenics.  And given that the people it considers to be stupid are probably conservative it's odd that it gets so much love around here.
The only people who like that movie are the ones who continually stroke themselves over how smart they think they are and how stupid they think everyone else is.

Posted by: Fart at April 03, 2012 05:54 PM (Zk68F)

308 #60

At some part you have to start factoring the portion of the economy attached to the real estate pyramid scheme that brought on the crash. As in the Depression and Dot.Bomb, much of what was lost was an illusion in the first place. But crashes never stop with the fake assets.

OTOH, the deadly policies that made this possible were in all three cases promoted and defended by the left, so they own it.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 05:54 PM (kcfmt)

309 Merovign: preach it, brother! Pedants unite!

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 03, 2012 05:54 PM (xAp2X)

310 I'm Wanted by Costco:

* For being a dick
* For escaping from jail
* For f__king up lots of sh_t

Posted by: Luke Wilson at April 03, 2012 05:54 PM (2S8JC)

311 so, are people here watching the Romney speech, or is that all on the primary thread? This is so confusing.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 05:54 PM (T03Ll)

312 would you forgive me if i said i made a promise to never directly talk about his work online? No worries, I understand completely. I was simply curious because I've worked with a few reservists and I remember that the way the system was set up they always had paperwork issues. Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 09:50 PM (tlK1P) wasn't he in that seal movie?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 05:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

313 the only U2 song I can tolerate is When Loves Comes to Town...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2012 05:55 PM (JMmQ9)

314 " Blacksmithing would be a useful skill to have in the event of a EMP-style event. Need to investigate." That's just what I was thinking. I'd like to have a big hammer on hand in case of an stampede of Effeminate Mealy-mouthed Progressives. Nothing worse than EMP.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:55 PM (R5yLq)

315 I remember that the way the system was set up they always had paperwork issues.

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 09:50 PM (tlK1P)


that has been my experience. but i seem to be noticing more and more stuff getting fucked up becoming a widespread issue. Thats why when your shit was all cattywhumpus i was SOOO not surprised.



I just told someone who wanted to join up to hold off for a while. give it a year or two and then see.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 05:55 PM (r7Ddb)

316 I don't watch films, but I am willing to make snide, nasty, politically irrelevant comments about them.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 05:55 PM (O3R/2)

317 308 Yeah, I misspelled "Idiocracy" and man-o-man did it give me crap about it. It was happy to comment about a film it never saw. Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 09:49 PM (O3R/2) Are you going to start whining now? You are like a posting, typing definition of "can dish it out but can't take it." *You* said I never saw the movie, *I* didn't say that. You just keep making up stories, by chance if nothing else, one of them will turn out to be true. Someday.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 05:56 PM (bxiXv)

318

Blacksmithing is useful in any SHTF scenario. All of those cars mean plenty of steel available for salvage, and you can pair it with a book or two on simple machines to make yourself useful to any community.

 

How hard can it be?  Fire, hammer, water, repeat.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 03, 2012 05:56 PM (vpe0k)

319 Lindsay Books: lots of titles on making and use of crucibles, forges, early-Industrial machine tools, etc.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 03, 2012 05:56 PM (Cr+zC)

320 260
A mess. And S shaped hooks that can be used for various things. He got into it by watching my Farriers make custom shoes. I think he wants to work his way up to forging knives. Right now i think he wants to keep busy do something like therapy and not get in trouble with the law.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 09:35 PM (r7Ddb)

 

 

Tell him to make you a few hooks that can screw into the wall - flatten one end and use a punch to make a hole in it while it is still hot. They are very useful, and make good gifts for Christmas, etc., as well. Also, making tongs and other tools is a good way to develop skills while expanding his tool set at the same time.

 

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 03, 2012 05:56 PM (oqYdg)

321 My farrier made a sweet short sword for me from the leaf spring of a truck. It is perfectly balanced for a runt like me. Takes a good edge but won't hold up to a metal to metal strike. Well suited for soft flesh tho.

Posted by: Pecos, at April 03, 2012 05:57 PM (2Gb0y)

322
C'mon Ed, It's time to "let go and let God"

I know it's over. And for the people who haven't heard me say it before, Santorum is dead to me. The dumbass took McCain's proposition that we should get involved in Syria just like we did in Libya seriously.

That sealed it for me.

Besides, I never was a big Santorum fanboy. I defended him calling G. Terry Madonna a Democrat hack because at least he showed some balls. But he was already dead to me by then.

You can even look back to when Santorum became the latest "anybody but Romney". I said at the time just wait for Santorum to implode.

All I want to do is push Romney to the right and get him to run a truly aggressive campaign against Obama. Is that so bad?

I cannot stand by and keep my mouth shut while watching another 2008 style campaign by the GOP nominee unfold.

To everybody who dislikes me because of what I stated in the two paragraphs above, I ask: WTF is so objectionable about what I'm trying to do?

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 03, 2012 05:57 PM (7+pP9)

323 197 180 Then Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith, since you did not see "Idiotocracy", Shut the fuck up! Posted by: Jimbo We hardly ever see The Dark Lord anymore & you just have to go all aggro. How bout you stfu so that the rest of us can have our dark side cookies tonight.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 05:57 PM (4Oajw)

324 Iron Maiden - That Girl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP0A0UhjIE4

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 05:57 PM (F79HU)

325 The DWS interview in the right margin is pudding dipping good.

Posted by: USA at April 03, 2012 05:57 PM (6Cjut)

326 Y5, if you want to meet the real SEALs from the movie, you have to go to your local watering hole. I guarantee, one will be there, talking about all kinds of sooper seekrit missions he's been on.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 05:57 PM (I/cLr)

327 "How hard can it be? Fire, hammer, water,repeat." Funny, I remember my friend Lefty saying something like that when he started working at that sawmill... hmmm..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:57 PM (R5yLq)

328 Blacksmithing is useful in any SHTF scenario. All of those cars mean plenty of steel available for salvage, and you can pair it with a book or two on simple machines to make yourself useful to any community. How hard can it be? Fire, hammer, water,repeat. Posted by: USS Diversity at April 03, 2012 09:56 PM (vpe0k) I would do it just to have an anvil. can you get a concealed carry for one?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 05:58 PM (Z9EHQ)

329 The AHL's Norfolk Admirals win their 23rd consecutive game --extending the record for all North American pro hockey teams.  Go Ads!!!

Posted by: logprof at April 03, 2012 05:58 PM (ykSKg)

330 amazing what a difference 36 years makes. These idiots wouldn't have lived a week.

The main reason why Swiss Family Robinson is the one book from my childhood  I refuse to re-read. I loved it SO much. I don't want my illusions shattered.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 05:58 PM (SsG4J)

331 332 I don't watch films, but I am willing to make snide, nasty, politically irrelevant comments about them. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 09:55 PM (O3R/2) Hey, Jimbo. Not only did I see the dumbshit fake-ass documentary-style eugenics-promoting unfunny poor vulgar comedy flick you love, I also don't lie about other regular posters on this blog while posting under their names. That used to be a banning offense, I don't know if it still is. In either case, you are a dishonest little whiny bitch. And I post that under my own name, not pretending to be you.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 05:59 PM (bxiXv)

332 Somebody said new anvils are freakin expensive.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 03, 2012 05:59 PM (vpe0k)

333 "I would do it just to have an anvil. can you get a concealed carry for one?" Apparently not, however you can for a grand piano. Only problem is the holsters for the damn things are really expensive. Funny world I guess.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 05:59 PM (R5yLq)

334 How hard can it be? Fire, hammer, water,repeat.

That's like saying that building a house is "measure, cut, nail, repeat."  It leaves out a huge amount if technical details and technique that needs to be learned.  For example, temperature plays a huge role, AFAIK, since you need certain temps to get certain results, and treating the final product so it has the right properties and doesn't simply shatter when it's put under strain.

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 06:00 PM (tlK1P)

335 wasn't he in that seal movie?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 09:54 PM (Z9EHQ)


no dummy. hes not that cool.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 06:00 PM (r7Ddb)

336 We hardly ever see The Dark Lord anymore & you just have to go all aggro. How bout you stfu so that the rest of us can have our dark side cookies tonight.

^^^

It's nice when people feel like they can participate in the ONT. Sheesh. Jimbo's a valued commenter - he shouldn't have to go anywhere just because you snap your fingers.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 03, 2012 06:00 PM (hAhFX)

337 Apparently I (with an IQ of 130 when I was 1 am too stupid to understand Idiocracy. 

In the film, they were using Gatorade to water plants.  Only the fucking Libtards would feed Gatorade to plants.  It's not Fascism or Conservatism.  It's Corporatism.  See General Electric and and General Motors for examples.

Your Honor, I rest my case.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 06:01 PM (O3R/2)

338 Socking a regular is indeed a banning offense.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 06:01 PM (7W3wI)

339 Jimbo, socking regulars is way beyond the pale. You two can fight all you want, but do not start exhibiting troll characteristics. Fight like a man. That is all.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 06:01 PM (I/cLr)

340  the only U2 song I can tolerate is When Loves Comes to Town...

Posted by: AltonJacksonat April 03, 2012 09:55 PM (JMmQ9)

 

Nope. They suck.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2012 06:02 PM (+CrrB)

341 Blacksmithing is useful in any SHTF scenario. All of those cars mean plenty of steel available for salvage, and you can pair it with a book or two on simple machines to make yourself useful to any community.

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 09:54 PM (tlK1P)

 

Just be sure you know how to obtain fuel! I am getting ready to make my first batch of charcoal for smithing as soon as the weather and schedule permits. I am too poor to buy to buy lump charcoal, but it turns out that all that mountain pine in my backyard that that is so useless for heating the house in winter makes ideal charcoal for forging. When life gives you dead pine trees...

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 03, 2012 06:02 PM (oqYdg)

342 Jimbo, Merovign: Hey guys.. obviously tempers are flaring here. Can I suggest a quick time out maybe? Just walk away from the keyboard for a few and get some perspective, or at least catch a breath? Just a thought..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:02 PM (R5yLq)

343 I've got a family member with Type I diabetes, and when her blood sugar gets low she gets, well, stupid. Bad judgement, slow reactions, difficulty planning and carrying out tasks, the works. (And unfortunately, having low blood sugar is one of those times when you need your wits about you.)

I confess the first few times it happened I got irritated, because I get irritated when people do stupid things. I had to learn to think of it as something happening to her rather than something she was doing.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 03, 2012 06:02 PM (xAp2X)

344 It's nice when people feel like they can participate in the ONT. Sheesh. Jimbo's a valued commenter - he shouldn't have to go anywhere just because you snap your fingers. Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 03, 2012 10:00 PM (hAhFX) So why didn't you say anything to Jimbo when they were demanding I "shut the fuck up" because I don't like their favorite movie? Or when dickbreath posted using my nick? Yes, I'm fucking aggro today. Jimbo fucking started a fight, I am not going to put up with his/her/it's passive-aggressive whining demanding baby shit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 06:02 PM (bxiXv)

345

That's like saying that building a house is "measure, cut, nail, repeat."

 

I was joking. Been trying to find a decent smithing course for a long time.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 03, 2012 06:02 PM (vpe0k)

346 Sounds like a fun hobby or vocation though.

It must be done shirtless, and pics must be taken and posted forthwith.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:03 PM (SsG4J)

347 Y5, if you want to meet the real SEALs from the movie, you have to go to your local watering hole. I guarantee, one will be there, talking about all kinds of sooper seekrit missions he's been on. Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 09:57 PM (I/cLr) hey DC! Is that what all of the cool kids are doing now?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 06:03 PM (Z9EHQ)

348 Iron Maiden - The Sign Of The Cross

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoxwjLdNmXc

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 06:03 PM (F79HU)

349

 Malia's also the spitting image of Barack Obama, so maybe that upturned nose thing is just a mannerism she picked up from her dad. As much as I despise the SCOAMT and his mate, I'm not willing to make any judgment on the girls.

 

 

Posted by: Palandine at April 03, 2012 09:14 PM (g7D8V)

 

 

Unless one of the girls has an epiphany of common sense, I don't see either of them growing up being anything less than a full blown commie, just like Mom and Dad.

Posted by: ErikW at April 03, 2012 06:03 PM (oNmsi)

350 Merovign,  You a regular poster?

Idiocracy was a comedy.  Unlike a lot of shit the left puts out, I laughed.

Why?  Because there was an element of truth.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 06:04 PM (O3R/2)

351 "We can carry each other" Sounds like that's what they are after. Sadly though I think they are thinking there needs to be a pine box involved...

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:04 PM (R5yLq)

352 So why didn't you say anything to Jimbo when they were demanding

^^^

I'll take "Because you came on here whining like a petulant child over a goddamn comedy", for $200 Alex.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 03, 2012 06:04 PM (hAhFX)

353 "Yes, I'm fucking aggro today. Jimbo fucking started a fight, I am not going to put up with his/her/it's passive-aggressive whining demanding baby shit." Umm.. grand pianos at 20 paces then?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:05 PM (R5yLq)

354 #83

Worse, Idiocracy was primarily an exercise in snobbery. It was Mike Judge saying, what if the people in NASCAR country were the norm? This is a guy whose parents raised him in small town Texas and grew up resenting it. He is very aware of the contradiction in his work, as shown in any number of 'King of the Hill' stories.

In the movie supposedly everyone is a moron by our standards but most things appear on par with America as we know in terms of the TV broadcasts working, cars still run meaning fuel is being delivered. Apparently it wasn't just Luke Wilson who was in stasis. It was the entire continent except for the people. Because it isn't about the future, it's about right now.

I don't find any entertainment in 99% of NASCAR. I regard watching professional sports as slow torture. But I know better than to assume those who do like these things are idiots. Just as I also know not to assume those whose entertainment choices are aligned with my own are especially bright.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 06:05 PM (kcfmt)

355 Apparently not, however you can for a grand piano. Only problem is the holsters for the damn things are really expensive. Funny world I guess. Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 09:59 PM (R5yLq) Huh, go figure. I guess that is what I get for being in a blue state.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 06:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

356 Mero is most certainly a regular commenter.

Damn, what is it about Tuesdays?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:06 PM (SsG4J)

357 " Blacksmithing is around the bottom of any realistic preparation plan. Sounds like a fun hobby or vocation though." Well I think I'll give blacksmithing a try, after all I already know how to gather roadkill. Lol..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:07 PM (R5yLq)

358 #88

The idea was that both she and Luke Wilson were underachievers in 2005 but seemed exceptionally bright centuries hence. Kind of like John Carter being a superman in the conditions of Barsoom.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 06:07 PM (kcfmt)

359 337 My farrier made a sweet short sword for me from the leaf spring of a truck. It is perfectly balanced for a runt like me. Takes a good edge but won't hold up to a metal to metal strike. Well suited for soft flesh tho.

Posted by: Pecos, at April 03, 2012 09:57 PM (2Gb0y)


i have a farrier friend who makes cable welded steel daggers and spear tips. They are FREAKIN expensive. He does three day eventing and thinks alot of himself, but frankly he can. Hes a good farrier, a good rider, and his knives are really nice. I think this was Grim's Inspiration. A different friend of mine was the one who offered to help him out, however. Hes from Montana and is a little bit cooler person, if you know what i mean.



Grim would be the very first to say hes just a big goober with a hammer beatin on shit. I am so glad my pal was willing to be patient with him.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 06:07 PM (r7Ddb)

360 Y5, head over to thisainthell, I'm sure another one popped up today. I joke, but that shit sends me from friendly to murderous rage in 0.3 seconds.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 06:07 PM (I/cLr)

361
  Darn, I thought there would be a modicum of good humor here tonite, due to today's events.

  Y'all ought to be a LITTLE pleased?

Posted by: irongrampa at April 03, 2012 06:07 PM (SAMxH)

362 I'll take "Because you came on here whining like a petulant child over a goddamn comedy", for $200 Alex. Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 03, 2012 10:04 PM (hAhFX) Jesus, lacey. Did I attack anyone here? No. Did I demand other people stop talking here? No (just told the self-righteous fanboy to stay away from me, which they won't). Did I sock someone else who's a regular here like some freaking 12-year-old? No.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 06:08 PM (bxiXv)

363 a big goober with a hammer beatin on shit.

And really, what could be finer??

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:08 PM (SsG4J)

364 "Huh, go figure. I guess that is what I get for being in a blue state." Well from what I read the concealed anvil thing lead to a lot of teenagers having their pants falling off their asses, so they have been trying to pretty much ban it ever since.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:08 PM (R5yLq)

365 Damn, what is it about Tuesdays?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 10:06 PM (SsG4J)


Tuesday was named for Tyr, the Norse god of combat and glory.


I don't know if that's relevent but I thought I'd mention it anyway.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 06:08 PM (F79HU)

366 DC, how's the ear?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:09 PM (SsG4J)

367 wasn't he in that seal movie? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 09:54 PM (Z9EHQ) no dummy. hes not that cool. Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 10:00 PM (r7Ddb) Oh. (Surprised face using characters colon and zero or some characters I always get wrong) are you sure? I have read a lot of stuff around here that would indicate otherwise.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 06:09 PM (Z9EHQ)

368 #127

I don't think Wikipedia is liberal so much as it reflect the mindset of a certain kind of person who thinks they can make something true if they outlast their opponents in an edit war.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 06:09 PM (kcfmt)

369

For those worried about an EMP threat. The Soviets and the Chinese would need to pull that one off. Its above my pay grade, but a pay(wall) site I go to has explained it, for which I'll paste a little bit below:

 

The Mullahs are trying to build an atomic fission bomb (atoms splitting apart, like Little Boy/Fat Man at Hiroshima/Nagasaki) of between 15 to 30 kilotons - 50 to 100 times smaller than Starfish Prime which knocked out the street lights on Kalakaua Avenue for a few hours. All an Iran EMP attack would do to us is really tick us off.
 
The potential threat is not from IranÂ’s small atomic bombs but from a volley of ChinaÂ’s multi-megaton hydrogen bombs (up to 20 times as powerful as Starfish Prime, 1,000 times more than what Iran and North Korea are trying to make). This could be capable of causing a cascade of EMPs capable of serious damage to, say, the big transformers for interstate power lines which act like long antennas for an EMP. These need bigger and better circuit breakers and lightning arrestors.
 
EMP threat of a full-on nuclear war with China in the distant future - not an immediate Iran or terrorist EMP threat, for there is no such thing.
 

Posted by: Jimmah at April 03, 2012 06:09 PM (UpwlP)

370 Umm.. grand pianos at 20 paces then?

Anvils, in keeping with tonight's blacksmithing theme.

Posted by: Heorot at April 03, 2012 06:09 PM (Y06m6)

371 Tuesday is also the most productive day of the week.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 03, 2012 06:09 PM (DGIjM)

372 I believe Mike Judge is at least a libertarian if not a conservative.He treated conservative Hank Hill in King of the Hill respectfully.There was one new Beavis and Butthead that was pretty nasty towards the military but I'm not sure he writes them all.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 06:10 PM (7W3wI)

373 "Darn, I thought there would be a modicum of good humor here tonite, due to today's events. " Well I'm having a good day irongrampa, hope you are doing the same. As for the rest.. well, every now and again panties get themselves in a wad I guess.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:10 PM (R5yLq)

374 Here are two apologies.

I am sorry that I socked a regular commenter.  I did not like that he commented (or I thought that he commented) on a movie that he did not view.

I am truly sorry if he felt offended.

Take your pick.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 06:10 PM (O3R/2)

375 And really, what could be finer?? Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 10:08 PM (SsG4J) seriously. All this talk about anvils and fine short swords is giving me vapors.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 06:10 PM (T03Ll)

376 I don't know if that's relevent but I thought I'd mention it anyway.


SO smart, my son! And my ancestors were clearly prescient, no?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:11 PM (SsG4J)

377

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 10:01 PM (O3R/2)

 

Pull the whiny stick out of your ass Jimbo.  And I hope you know that can get you banned.

Posted by: buzzion at April 03, 2012 06:11 PM (GULKT)

378 Ahhhh. Don Rich's Tele has got what guitar player's crave....Electrolytes!

Posted by: '52 Esquire at April 03, 2012 06:11 PM (Cd7jR)

379 I don't watch films, but I am willing to make snide, nasty, politically irrelevant comments about them.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 09:55 PM (O3R/2)



Cut the shit, Jimbo.  You are just being an agitator now.

Posted by: jem at April 03, 2012 06:11 PM (0oYHO)

380 363 I've got a family member with Type I diabetes, and when her blood sugar gets low she gets, well, stupid. Bad judgement, slow reactions, difficulty planning and carrying out tasks, the works. (And unfortunately, having low blood sugar is one of those times when you need your wits about you.)

I confess the first few times it happened I got irritated, because I get irritated when people do stupid things. I had to learn to think of it as something happening to her rather than something she was doing.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 03, 2012 10:02 PM (xAp2X)



Yep. And this makes diabetes a piss-poor thing to try to keep to yourself, because just when you need help most you won't be able to explain the help you need.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2012 06:12 PM (kaalw)

381

What the heck?  I log in around 9 and we're 350+ into the ONT?  The new is already worn off this one.

 

All you TX morons safe after the tornados?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 03, 2012 06:12 PM (7yvLv)

382 All this talk about anvils and fine short swords is giving me vapors.

Ditto!!! We're near about bunk territory here.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:12 PM (SsG4J)

383

For those desiring some details on blacksmithing, metal casting, and related endeavors, nd the amount of effort needed to become skilled : http://www.thecrucible.org/

 

If you live near Oakland, the program is convenient.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 03, 2012 06:12 PM (Cr+zC)

384 "Tuesday was named for Tyr, the Norse god of combat and glory." Monday of course derived from Manudagr, the Norse goddess of kicking you in the jumblies.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:13 PM (R5yLq)

385 "Size matters." "Short swords." Which is it? I am soooo confused.

Posted by: CMU VET at April 03, 2012 06:14 PM (p7ZkL)

386 And my ancestors were clearly prescient, no?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 10:11 PM (SsG4J)


And the chicks were hot, too.

Posted by: Some Norseman at April 03, 2012 06:14 PM (F79HU)

387 Posted by: Jimmah at April 03, 2012 10:09 PM (UpwlP) Good point about the Kalakaua Avenue, but wouldn't an a small scale EMP strike be more effective now because greater computerization and an overtaxed electrical grid? Just asking.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 03, 2012 06:14 PM (UR5vq)

388 Iron Maiden - Lord Of The Flies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_8k3NVTZYU

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 06:15 PM (F79HU)

389 Fun times. Fun times indeed.

A lot of fun commenters are no longer around at night anymore. Wonder why that is?

No wait, I don't have to wonder - I already know why.

Goodbye.


Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 03, 2012 06:15 PM (hAhFX)

390 Hey!  I am sorry. I apologized.

What! You want me to suck Merovign's dick too?

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 06:15 PM (O3R/2)

391 Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 10:10 PM (O3R/2) I accept your apology in the spirit in which it is offered.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 06:15 PM (bxiXv)

392 "What! You want me to suck Merovign's dick too?" Really, entirely up to you.. but please, no video. Thanks.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:16 PM (R5yLq)

393 I am truly sorry if he felt offended.

Take your pick.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 10:10 PM (O3R/2)

 

The apology of a liberal.

Posted by: buzzion at April 03, 2012 06:16 PM (GULKT)

394
   Today was a great day.  I fished a creek that I'd bet not 3 people a year get to.  It was a catch and release day,good for some extreme exercise.  Feel good and limber, tho'.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 03, 2012 06:16 PM (SAMxH)

395 the only U2 song I can tolerate is When Loves Comes to Town...

*** 

BB King's song?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2012 06:16 PM (piMMO)

396 So SoS: How's your love life?

Posted by: CMU VET at April 03, 2012 06:17 PM (p7ZkL)

397 Much better, Miss Tammy, but not 100%. I can hear again and it doesn't hurt quite so much. Like most other problems that don't be solved by physical violence, I'll just ignore it.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 06:17 PM (I/cLr)

398 We're near about bunk territory here.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 10:12 PM (SsG4J)


http://tinyurl.com/88tcxd4

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 06:17 PM (F79HU)

399 If we're talking about blacksmithing horses, its damn hard work especially full time. Racing horses on the Cali circuit for all of the 80's taught me I do not want to ever be a blacksmith.  

Posted by: Jimmah at April 03, 2012 06:17 PM (UpwlP)

400 Don't = can't. Whoops.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 06:17 PM (I/cLr)

401 irongrampa, days like that make you wonder what's left over for Heaven.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:17 PM (SsG4J)

402 " So SoS: How's your love life?" Well, did a serious 180 on me just recently. Yours?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:17 PM (R5yLq)

403 No wait, I don't have to wonder - I already know why.

Goodbye.



****

What?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2012 06:17 PM (piMMO)

404 Are the commenters here an unelected group of people?  Yes.  So, that pretty makes us the equivalent of the SCOTUS.  Therefore, all the stuff upthread about amendments, laws, etc, should be considered approved.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 03, 2012 06:17 PM (7yvLv)

405 Miss Tammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 06:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

406 I'm half way through "Rum Diaries" and so far, I see that the anticommunist guy is racist and wants to nuke Russia and also wants to kill all the Cubans so that Cuba can be free. He's fat and white, too. You know, subtle social commentary like that.

Forget it, Jake, it's Hollywoodland . . .

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 06:18 PM (QTHTd)

407 Oh. (Surprised face using characters colon and zero or some characters I always get wrong) are you sure? I have read a lot of stuff around here that would indicate otherwise.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:09 PM (Z9EHQ)



what i think my guy is a badass? I dont talk about his business, but hes a fucking nobody and i have never intimated any different.  You must be confused. I have cool friends but i didnt hook up with them. Maybe you are thinking of them, since i feel free to discuss them. BTW this is why i try only to talk about my cats.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 06:18 PM (r7Ddb)

408 Damn finally can hang around for a longer time on the ONT and everybody gets mad at each other and goes home.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 03, 2012 06:18 PM (vpe0k)

409 Irongrampa, what was the angling target today?  Trouts?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 03, 2012 06:18 PM (7yvLv)

410 Thanks Merovign.  Your forgiveness is all that matters to me.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 06:19 PM (O3R/2)

411 the ONT huh? just stopping by

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at April 03, 2012 06:19 PM (8beAV)

412 427 No wait, I don't have to wonder - I already know why.

Goodbye.



****

What?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2012 10:17 PM (piMMO)

 

No kidding.  The daytime threads are so much nastier.

Posted by: buzzion at April 03, 2012 06:19 PM (GULKT)

413 Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 10:17 PM (F79HU)

Not the best picture of him, but I do appreciate your ability to send both genders runnin' for the bunk!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:19 PM (SsG4J)

414 "Are the commenters here an unelected group of people? " We are! Shit. Tammy! You'd better not cash that check I sent you for campaign consulting. Damn.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:19 PM (R5yLq)

415 I'm glad I missed the fight here, though.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 06:20 PM (QTHTd)

416 Iron Maiden - The Edge of Darkness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9WU57ovl5g

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 06:20 PM (F79HU)

417 Y5!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:20 PM (SsG4J)

418 gushka, I collect swords and knives. I have a bunch and am always looking for a new one. Having a farrier friend is not only good for the horse but for me too.

Posted by: Pecos, at April 03, 2012 06:20 PM (2Gb0y)

419 I like recognize no one here except the dark lord and lacey; has everyone flocked to the facebook group?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at April 03, 2012 06:20 PM (8beAV)

420 that's the only page in the AoSHQ style-book that has never changed: thou shalt not sock a known entity

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2012 06:20 PM (JMmQ9)

421 @83 Merovign - sniff, sniff, Kinda reminds ya of one of Monty's old "Emperor of the Universe" posts don't it.

Posted by: teej at April 03, 2012 06:20 PM (MYQ7K)

422 "What? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2012 10:17 PM (piMMO)" Lol... trust me, if you missed it just be glad you missed it and move on.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:20 PM (R5yLq)

423 Btw, that "apology of a liberal" was intended to be snarky.  That was not the real deal.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 06:20 PM (O3R/2)

424 Not the best picture of him,

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 10:19 PM (SsG4J)


Him who?

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 06:21 PM (F79HU)

425 Oh nevermind recognizing some names now

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at April 03, 2012 06:21 PM (8beAV)

426 5 minutes into the movie and I'm laughing so hard the pups are worried.

Posted by: Birkenstock_Cowboy at April 03, 2012 06:21 PM (wnZ4S)

427 "Are the commenters here an unelected group of people? "

Yes, unless it's a liveblog event. Then only the wittiest are selected to impart their wisdom and humor amongst the moron horde.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at April 03, 2012 06:22 PM (KCvsd)

428 Sos: Sorry. I noticed that we didn't see anything from Hummingbird tonight. I hope it does another 180. Mine? I'm really enjoying not being bitched at and complained about.

Posted by: CMU VET at April 03, 2012 06:22 PM (p7ZkL)

429 Sheesh. Jimbo's a valued commenter


yes, cat piss is a valued commenter to, according to rdbrewer.

If ya don't want to be treated like a troll, don't act like a fucking troll.

That's all I'm going to say on the subject.

Posted by: jem at April 03, 2012 06:22 PM (0oYHO)

430 You'd better not cash that check I sent you for campaign consulting. Damn.

Is that what we decided to call it??? 


Oh, and Grimmy? Definitely not a nobody. He is a hero of my heart. But I do get what you're saying, and will let it rest. But just so you know.......my admiration knows no bounds.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:22 PM (SsG4J)

431 Yes, unless it's a liveblog event. Then only the wittiest are selected to impart their wisdom and humor amongst the moron horde.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at April 03, 2012 10:22 PM (KCvsd)

 

And sometimes one of my comments gets posted too.

Posted by: buzzion at April 03, 2012 06:23 PM (GULKT)

432 Speaking of countering future Chinese threats- First 200 US Marines arrive in Top End http://tinyurl.com/c4a3qro And all the Aussie women rejoiced, although Austrian servicemen are badass in their own right. IIRC, there is also talk of a potential base in the Spratly Island Chain.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 03, 2012 06:23 PM (UR5vq)

433 Jimbo's a valued commenter - he shouldn't have to go anywhere just because you snap your fingers. Posted by: laceyunderalls Really? And Merovign isn't? And I didn't tell him to go anywhere, I told him to stop the aggro games. You should dig your undies out, the bunching is impairing your reading comprehension

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 06:23 PM (4Oajw)

434 rdbrewer thinks cat piss is a valued commenter? damn, how bad has it been since Ive been gone?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at April 03, 2012 06:23 PM (8beAV)

435 Him who?

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 10:21 PM (F79HU)



Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:23 PM (SsG4J)

436 #135

He likely could have the death penalty reduced to life imprisonment.

Then it would turn into a Reuben 'Hurricane' Carter situation. As one man put it, if Bob Dylan writes a song in your defense you almost certainly guilty. The only reason Carter won that last court case is the he was due to be released in less than two years and the New Jersey (IIRC) decided it had better things to do with several hundred thousand dollars in court expense than try to keep for the short time remaining. Despite the depiction in that Denzel Washington movie, which nastily smeared many of those involved in the investigation and prosecution, the real life case was pretty solid.

Mumia has nothing else going on. He'd keep fighting the case forever until everyone on the other side was dead or exhausted. Then, if he gets out, it'll be trumpeted as a great vindication.

He committed murder in front of numerous witnesses. He should have been executed a long, long time ago. Instead he has cost the taxpayers millions in court costs.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 06:23 PM (kcfmt)

437 Hummingbird was around earlier tonight or this afternoon.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 06:24 PM (7W3wI)

438 what i think my guy is a badass? I dont talk about his business, but hes a fucking nobody and i have never intimated any different. You must be confused. I have cool friends but i didnt hook up with them. Maybe you are thinking of them, since i feel free to discuss them. BTW this is why i try only to talk about my cats. Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 10:18 PM (r7Ddb) Uh, I was only saying nice things. did not say anything about anyone hooking up with anyone. nevermind. more surprised face

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 06:24 PM (Z9EHQ)

439 has cat piss changed her hash, gotta know so I can avoid her

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at April 03, 2012 06:24 PM (8beAV)

440 A little bourbon makes a gentle soul turn into a monster. 

I really am sorry for crapping on the blog.  Please forgive me.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 06:24 PM (O3R/2)

441 No kidding. The daytime threads are so much nastier.

***

Yeah. The political threads can be brutal.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2012 06:25 PM (piMMO)

442 Fox News:  DW Schultz tells Greta the proposed federal budget is "an expression of the policies of the majority party".  Who knew?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 03, 2012 06:25 PM (7yvLv)

443 If ya don't want to be treated like a troll, don't act like a fucking troll.



Heh.  Word, bitches.  This is the ONT, it's supposed to be fun-time.  Or fun-bags time, either one is ok by me.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 06:25 PM (/izg2)

444 @ 433

  Yep, brook trouts.  Nothing more than 8', creek won't sustain any larger.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 03, 2012 06:26 PM (SAMxH)

445 Let us all take a deep breath and dwell on good things.

Brook trout.

Obama making a total ass of himself, coming across a petulant, whiny bitch.

Marines taking up blacksmithing ....

What else am I missing?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:27 PM (SsG4J)

446 410 Posted by: Jimmah at April 03, 2012 10:09 PM (UpwlP)

Good point about the Kalakaua Avenue, but wouldn't an a small scale EMP strike be more effective now because greater computerization and an overtaxed electrical grid?

Just asking.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 03, 2012 10:14 PM (UR5vq)

------

That I don't know. But if it would take a bomb 1000 times more powerfull than anything Iran can hope to develop in the next two generations to just knock out some street lights I get the feeling this whole EMP thing is on par with the Y2K "crisis".

But if anyone has a spare 9 bucks a month the whole article can be read here:

http://scoamf.us/sA

Posted by: Jimmah at April 03, 2012 06:27 PM (UpwlP)

447 468 A little bourbon makes a gentle soul turn into a monster.

I really am sorry for crapping on the blog. Please forgive me.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 10:24 PM (O3R/2)

 

People get pissy sometimes.  It happens.  And besides Merovign can definitely let his anger out at a lot of things.  For instance:  The user interface on Skyrim is the greatest ever!

Posted by: buzzion at April 03, 2012 06:27 PM (GULKT)

448 Oh, and Grimmy? Definitely not a nobody. He is a hero of my heart. But I do get what you're saying, and will let it rest. But just so you know.......my admiration knows no bounds.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 10:22 PM (SsG4J)



Yeah, THIS.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 06:27 PM (/izg2)

449 443 gushka, I collect swords and knives. I have a bunch and am always looking for a new one. Having a farrier friend is not only good for the horse but for me too.

Posted by: Pecos, at April 03, 2012 10:20 PM (2Gb0y)




thise kinda people are good to have!



and Yankee no worries i took a double dose of bitch pills today when i did my hair. you have no idea what a frustrating exercise it is to sit for three hours with green slime on your hair.




Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 06:28 PM (r7Ddb)

450 You made me chuckle, Irongrampa.  An eight foot trout would be difficult to land.  Just yankin' yer chain; I hit so many wrong keys it's past funny!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 03, 2012 06:28 PM (7yvLv)

451 Uh, I was only saying nice things. did not say anything about anyone hooking up with anyone. nevermind. more surprised face Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:24 PM (Z9EHQ) Gushie is naturally concerned if it looks like she'd compromised her friends' RL situations/identities. I would be too, that's why I don't really talk about peeps in my RL world. Now it's my turn to say "everybody chill." Everybody gets a turn tonight. Your turn comes up in like half an hour, get ready for it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 06:28 PM (bxiXv)

452 "Is that what we decided to call it??? " Ok now... hey... being chased down a hill by an enraged norse giant wielding a warhammer and thigh high leather boots is bad enough. But do you have any idea what Hummingbird will do to me if she gets the wrong idea? Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:28 PM (R5yLq)

453 The enemy is OUT THERE. We'll all be in the gulag together, may as well get along. And they won't be showing Idiocracy.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 03, 2012 06:29 PM (vpe0k)

454

Wow, getting a little heated in here. Over the movie Idiocracy? I actually really like the movie. I don't think it's eugenics propaganda like some have said, nor do I think it's a slam on "NASCAR" culture as somebody else said.

 

I think it's a well done slam on our society at large and where we're headed. We had 52% of the people vote for Obama last time, and he'll probably get damn near 50% of the vote next time. One of our top rated shows involves washed up celebrities dancing and I bet most people on this thread know who Snooki is.

 

 

I agree with whoever said earlier that Judge is probably a libertarian or even leans conservative. He also had a short lived show on ABC I think that was a complete slam on everything liberal.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 03, 2012 06:29 PM (JoIcn)

455 God Bless The U.S.A. God Bless The Marines and God Bless (and don't mess with) Texas!

Posted by: CMU VET at April 03, 2012 06:29 PM (p7ZkL)

456
  Sometimes I get pissed about my typing speed of 150 wpd. By the time I type a reply, the thread's moved onto another subject, and here I am back at square 2.  Never could type fast.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 03, 2012 06:29 PM (SAMxH)

457 fun-bags time

Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 10:25 PM (/izg2)


http://tinyurl.com/86rg4b2

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 06:30 PM (F79HU)

458 I am truly sorry if he felt offended. Take your pick. Posted by: Jimbo Ahh the famed non-apology that only looks like an apology to lackwits.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 06:30 PM (4Oajw)

459 I like recognize no one here except the dark lord and lacey; has everyone flocked to the facebook group?


****

I dunno why. There are lots of regulars here.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2012 06:31 PM (piMMO)

460 OMG, Robert.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:31 PM (SsG4J)

461 Iron Maiden - 2 A.M.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tly1VRUVvH4

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 06:31 PM (F79HU)

462 Why can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Rodney King at April 03, 2012 06:31 PM (JMmQ9)

463 For instance: The user interface on Skyrim is the greatest ever! Posted by: buzzion at April 03, 2012 10:27 PM (GULKT) Speaking of another video-game disappointment, allow me to phrase my answer in the form of an Elkor: "Barely concealing anger: shut up, dickbag. Sadly: might as well have burned that sixty bucks and hundred-plus hours of playing tech support."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 06:31 PM (bxiXv)

464 "Sos: Sorry. I noticed that we didn't see anything from Hummingbird tonight. I hope it does another 180. Mine? I'm really enjoying not being bitched at and complained about." Lol.. well she posted solo last night, Wolverine had car trouble so I had to head into town and take care of that minor emergency. She's here tonight, told her I'd cook so she could blog but she said she typed enough last night, so she's just reading what I post and poking me in the ribs occasionally.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:31 PM (R5yLq)

465 So, the gang's all here?

I loved this sentence from Taranto in Best of the Web Today regarding SCOAMF. 

"But really, doesn't he have an aide who can tell him that the symbol of America is not the bald ego?"

Posted by: Theresa at April 03, 2012 06:32 PM (6/tED)

466 Obama making a total ass of himself, coming across a petulant, whiny bitch. Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 10:27 PM (SsG4J) It is fun to see him lose his cool. I am sure no one in the white mosque saw the 5th circuit educating them on the courts authority today. sadly my pleasure in watching him come unglued is moderated by the fact that I have no idea what he is going to do.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 06:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

467 Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 10:31 PM (SsG4J)


Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 06:32 PM (F79HU)

468
"But really, doesn't he have an aide who can tell him that the symbol of America is not the bald ego?"

Posted by: Theresa at April 03, 2012 10:32 PM (6/tED)




Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:32 PM (SsG4J)

469 485, Me too irongrandpa. Back in the Dark Ages, my Daddy told me not to learn to type unless I wanted to be some one's Sec. So I didn't. Now here I am. Late to the party. 

Posted by: Pecos, at April 03, 2012 06:32 PM (2Gb0y)

470 @488 finally a reply! I remember you and I see bebe is still whiny, but that's another issue. Ive been gone for a LONG time man, a lot of the veterans have left to the facebook group

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at April 03, 2012 06:33 PM (8beAV)

471 Everybody gets a turn tonight



Damn.  And I thought tonight was my night off.

Posted by: Crystal Mangum at April 03, 2012 06:33 PM (/izg2)

472 @ 495

  Me neither.  Just wait and see, huh?

Posted by: irongrampa at April 03, 2012 06:33 PM (SAMxH)

473 "But really, doesn't he have an aide who can tell him that the symbol of America is not the bald ego?" Posted by: Theresa at April 03, 2012 10:32 PM that's f'n perfect, Theresa

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2012 06:33 PM (JMmQ9)

474 Everybody gets a turn tonight. Your turn comes up in like half an hour, get ready for it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 10:28 PM (bxiXv)



Uh-oh.....how does one "get ready"? Does it involve restraints? A leather strap?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2012 06:34 PM (kaalw)

475 Here's some good news: Dick Cheney and his new heart are home from the hospital. I hope they gave him a tiger's heart. Yes. I am trying to lighten up this thread. I thought we are all friends here.

Posted by: CMU VET at April 03, 2012 06:34 PM (p7ZkL)

476 the white mosque

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:32 PM (Z9EHQ)


Stealing that.  YOINK!

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 06:34 PM (F79HU)

477

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 10:31 PM (R5yLq)

 

I figured that the 180 that you mentioned involved the entry of Hummingbird into your life, not her exit, but glad to see that confirmed.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 03, 2012 06:34 PM (oqYdg)

478 A lot of fun commenters are no longer around at night anymore. Wonder why that is? No wait, I don't have to wonder - I already know why. Goodbye. Posted by: laceyunderalls Umm, how about your random drive by attacks of people you don't like? Pot kettle black.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 06:34 PM (4Oajw)

479 Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

Don't dwell on that. Focus on the positive. Or at least replace the negative with some horror like the one Robert posted above, to drive out the negative for awhile, anyway.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:34 PM (SsG4J)

480 #474

I suspect Iran is betting against the Samson Option. If they can manage a decapitation strike on Israel while a militarily weak President is in office, they figured there will be no nuclear counterstrike and the expense of a conventional attack will be unacceptably high. So the world will just stand around looking very cross at them while they take control of a new Caliphate of sorts.

This depends on Israel not automatically nuking every major Islamic capital within 800 miles of them if a nuke goes off within their borders. Of course, if an outside player that had no favored side in that part of the world but was solely interested in resources, were to nuke Tel Aviv and make it look like it was Iran's doing....

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 06:34 PM (kcfmt)

481 Robert!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 06:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

482 Yankee!

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 06:36 PM (F79HU)

483 I agree with whoever said earlier that Judge is probably a libertarian or even leans conservative. He also had a short lived show on ABC I think that was a complete slam on everything liberal. Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 03, 2012 10:29 PM (JoIcn) Yes, it was called The Goode Family.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 06:37 PM (T03Ll)

484 Bring Back Unclefacts to straighten my RINO ass out!

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at April 03, 2012 06:37 PM (8beAV)

485 509 Israel has submarine based missiles(cruise missiles) so their deterrent can't be knocked out in one blow.I'm sure they have a contingency if the leadership is killed in a surprise attack.Unfortunately deterrents don't work on maniacs.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 06:37 PM (7W3wI)

486 Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 10:34 PM (kcfmt) Somebody else has been reading the Ezekiel Option I see, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 03, 2012 06:37 PM (UR5vq)

487 http://tinyurl.com/86rg4b2

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 10:30 PM (F79HU)



Dude.  I like the way you're thinking, but maybe we should, uh, focus on a smaller target group of higher value.  Just sayin'.......

Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 06:37 PM (/izg2)

488 Okay, got to get ready for the place of labor.

Here's one for the road.

Iron Maiden - Como Estais Amigos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCuiv37TqY

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 06:38 PM (F79HU)

489 Posted by: AuthorLMendez at April 03, 2012 10:20 PM (8beAV)

Where ya been?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:38 PM (SsG4J)

490 Or fun-bags time, either one is ok by me. Posted by: NC Ref So break some pics out of your stash to soothe the savage souls tonight. Let em guess the 'ette.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 06:39 PM (4Oajw)

491 Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 10:38 PM (F79HU) Good night Robert, thanks for the music!

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 06:39 PM (T03Ll)

492 Funbags: http://tinyurl.com/7u7xbb8 And I don't really understand what the ladies like, but this guy seems to be popular around here for some reason: http://tinyurl.com/c2napu4

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 06:39 PM (bxiXv)

493 Now comes the part of the night where we all kiss and make up. Ettes first. And Robert, that boobeh pic cancels the gif from last night. You jerk. I come here for boobehs and I got my wish. Technically.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 06:39 PM (I/cLr)

494 I remember Tammy! i've been stuck at the facebook group

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at April 03, 2012 06:39 PM (8beAV)

495 Did you guys see the press conference the other day where the lady giving the conference would not say where the administration believes the capital of israel is?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 06:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

496

487I am truly sorry if he felt offended.<<<<

 

The non-apology. Classic, solid effort. There's only one play that could possibly-

 

I accept your apology in the spirit in which it is offered.<<<<

 

Shit just got real.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 03, 2012 06:40 PM (JDIKC)

497 Ack

Posted by: xGod at April 03, 2012 06:40 PM (mE6dA)

498 Irongrampa, I'm still jealous.  You were fishin' and I was workin'.  You certainly got the better day.  A few friends and I are headed over to the White River in N. Arkansas in a few weeks (before the kiddos get out of school).  Been a while.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 03, 2012 06:41 PM (7yvLv)

499 Cheney got released from the hospital. He's on the loose liberals!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 03, 2012 06:42 PM (TCTPY)

500 someone stole someone's nickname?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 06:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

501 "I figured that the 180 that you mentioned involved the entry of Hummingbird into your life, not her exit, but glad to see that confirmed." Lol.. well fortunately she's small enough that if she tries to make a run for it I can tuck her under one arm and carry her back. Ouch.. ribs.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:42 PM (R5yLq)

502 i've been stuck at the facebook group

I am too stupid to do FB. I just don't get it.

 I always shame myself by thinking I am messaging someone when I am on  a Wall, or forgetting whose Wall I'm on, or that half the world can read MY Wall, and did I mention that I am not always capable of remembering whose exact Wall I am on?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:42 PM (SsG4J)

503
If ya don't want to be treated like a troll, don't act like a fucking troll.

That's all I'm going to say on the subject.

Posted by: jem at April 03, 2012 10:22 PM (0oYHO)


If you're gonna call somebody a troll, make the fuck sure to pick the right target.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 03, 2012 06:43 PM (7+pP9)

504 There was a time in this country, a long time ago, when

People wrote movies... movies that had stories,

so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting,

And I believe that time can come again.

Posted by: President Luke Wilson at April 03, 2012 06:43 PM (2S8JC)

505 524 Did you guys see the press conference the other day where the lady giving the conference would not say where the administration believes the capital of israel is? Yes (h/t Gateway Pundit) HorribleÂ… Obama Administration WonÂ’t Say If Jerusalem Is Capital of Israel (Video) http://tinyurl.com/7wkbhsn To be fair, Congress passed a resolution to officially move the American Embassy for Israel from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem during the Bush Administration, but Bush wouldn't authorize the move (for obvious political reasons).

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 03, 2012 06:43 PM (UR5vq)

506 anvils are a little pricier than I had thought they were.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 06:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

507 529 I want to be called T-Bone.(Seinfeld reference)

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 06:43 PM (7W3wI)

508 This is my kissy smilie - :-*

Even though it sorta kinda looks like a smoking a cigarette smiley. 

Posted by: Theresa is handing out smooches :-* at April 03, 2012 06:43 PM (6/tED)

509 I see bebe is still whiny, but that's another issue. Ive been gone for a LONG time man, a lot of the veterans have left to the facebook group Posted by: AuthorLMendez You're the one doing the whining. How about you go dig the bunched up panties out of lacey's ass with your teeth?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 06:43 PM (4Oajw)

510 "Shit just got real." Lol... ok, well maybe it's just me, but my thought process here is.. Umm - it's just a movie. And were not exactly talking about a classic of cinema here either. So really, is it worth all this kerfuffle?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:44 PM (R5yLq)

511 Hi, denizens of the dark side!

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 06:44 PM (w407e)

512 @  527

   Going to guess Brown trout?  That's open river, isn't it?

Posted by: irongrampa at April 03, 2012 06:44 PM (SAMxH)

513 Yes, it was called The Goode Family.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 10:37 PM (T03Ll)

 

 

That's it! I couldn't think of the name. Only saw a little bit of it. The show itself was definitely not "goode".

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 03, 2012 06:44 PM (JoIcn)

514 Mero, is that Mila Kunis photoshopped onto some fake tittied billiard player?

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 06:44 PM (I/cLr)

515 Kisses all around, cheek-ish ones, mind you..... and hugs, too, but not slow languorous lingering hugs.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:45 PM (SsG4J)

516 I see bebe is still whiny

'Scuse me, muthafucka, but you said WHAT? 

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 06:45 PM (w407e)

517
  Hiya Peaches.  Welcome to romper room.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 03, 2012 06:45 PM (SAMxH)

518 So break some pics out of your stash to soothe the savage souls tonight. Let em guess the 'ette.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 10:39 PM (4Oajw)



Nobody liked the way I linked 'em the first time I tried to share.  And as adversarial as things have been around here lately, I'll just wait till fappier times to try sharing the boobeh pics again.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 06:46 PM (/izg2)

519 Speaking of another video-game disappointment, allow me to phrase my answer in the form of an Elkor:

"Barely concealing anger: shut up, dickbag. Sadly: might as well have burned that sixty bucks and hundred-plus hours of playing tech support."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 10:31 PM (bxiXv)

 

Badassfully,  See I told you.  Oh and someone did a 39 minute Red Letter Media style takedown on Mass Effect 3's ending.  Oh and some people sent 400 red blue and green cupcakes to Biowares offices with A B and C written on them.

Posted by: buzzion at April 03, 2012 06:46 PM (GULKT)

520 I see bebe is still whiny

WTH??? Who said that?

Hey, Peaches......kind of rough in here tonight, as you can see.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:46 PM (SsG4J)

521 "Kisses all around, cheek-ish ones, mind you..... and hugs, too, but not slow languorous lingering hugs." Ok, you do know she's got a perfect shot at my ribs right? Or did you two arrange this last night when I was out picking up Wolverine... Women. Only a blithering idiot would go to war with them. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:47 PM (R5yLq)

522 Speaking of swords, I get to go to military saber class tomorrow.  Five years of trying to find something near where I was living, and it finally happens.  This makes me a happy panda.

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 06:47 PM (tlK1P)

523 Posted by: xGod at April 03, 2012 10:45 PM (lr2I/) You're not xGod, you're Rubicante and you just tried to inflict BLIND status by flashing us from your Cloak of Flame.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 03, 2012 06:47 PM (UR5vq)

524 544 Mero, is that Mila Kunis photoshopped onto some fake tittied billiard player? Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 10:44 PM (I/cLr) I don't know, but if I were going on a date with that person, I would probably try to find out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 06:47 PM (bxiXv)

525 Kisses all around, cheek-ish ones, mind you..... and hugs, too, but not slow languorous lingering hugs. Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 10:45 PM (SsG4J) the problem with those hugs is that while you might initiate the hug with that intention, sometimes the huggee decides that slow languorous and lingering hug is better. not sayin', just sayin'.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 06:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

526

IDIOCRACY is a movie that caters to whom? What age group does it resonate with ? What gender ?

What family members ? Moms ? Dads? Oldest children ? Middle Children ?

Alls I can tell you is this. I did not know how to tie my shoes until the age of 7 ( I still carry that shame with me 50 years later )

I can remember things back to the age of 4. I can remember certain glimpes of being in the crib, but I was ( and still am ) an idiot by most social standards.

I wanted to be an astronomer or a physicist or a mathematician when I was in fourth grade back in 1964 and I got straight a's all through catholic grade school ( the one with the NUNS ) Except in handwriting. Altar boy too yes, and choir and boy scout, but always on the fringes, always mostly an outcast, still am and do not freakin care a bit.

I quit high school, I went back and quit again. I got a ged through some poor people's program, was offered college help, but was so far down in the economic and other spectrums that it did not happen.

One day after drinking a 6 pack at the age of 24 i decided I wanted to know what smart people are up to, so I got on the highway drove 15 miles and took a test for mensa. I did not qualify for them, I qualified for the next higher group, and I said yay I belong to something. Then I quit that too, they still send me letters.

Now I  work on computers in your town, my fingers go so fast in dos or where ever keyboard shortcuts work that is still pisses 19 yr olds off. Even mouse jockeying cannot be followed by the people who's computers I remote into to fix them.

In between I have taken courses, worked on electrical equipment, railroads, hydraulic equipment, trucks, cars, managed small businesses for working class owner but I am like Jack Nicholson in Ironweed, I refuse to give up the valurite and I refuce to be judged.

Back to the main point, Memory is the root of all intelligence, I work with very smart people every day that can not remember DICK. I am always the low person on the totem, hell I am UNDER the totem, but I am the one they run to to tell them what to do, where something is at, what is the procedure, who do we go to. It is all memory.

I think Elephants shouldbe the MOST PROTECTED SPECIE on EARTH, besides humans

Carry on and have a beer

 

Posted by: Tom_Ohio at April 03, 2012 06:47 PM (ysWJ9)

527 There are browns in the river, Gramps, but they always seem to elude my hook.  Lots (and lots) of stocked 14 - 18" rainbows, smaller native brookies.  We drift baits downriver from a boat.  If you can't limit out in about an hour, you ain't trying.  Although the local game and fish guys frown on it, some selective management of the livewell can produce some impressive stringers.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 03, 2012 06:47 PM (7yvLv)

528 Ace has a podcast with Ben Howe at 11 Eastern.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 06:48 PM (7W3wI)

529 hi peaches. Like Tammy said, it's been rough. There was more love down on the primary thread. We're trying to focus on brook trout, blacksmiths, and what was the other thing? Oh yeah, Obama making an ass of himself.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 06:48 PM (T03Ll)

530 Peaches, hi! Do yourself a favor and find something else to do tonight, this ONT is....unpleasant. But, if you wanna stay, the ettes are having a kiss and make up thing.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 06:48 PM (I/cLr)

531 well back to the facebook group, mothership just ain't what it used to be. i'll drop by again some time in the future

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at April 03, 2012 06:49 PM (8beAV)

532 *dips toe in, looks skittish*



Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 06:49 PM (ufJKx)

533 sometimes the huggee decides that slow languorous and lingering hug is better.

Yes, and then next thing you know you're married to a doggone red-haired redneck who needs spanking on a regular basis, right?? 


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:49 PM (SsG4J)

534 'Scuse me, muthafucka, but you said WHAT? Shit just got real

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2012 06:50 PM (JMmQ9)

535 Badassfully, See I told you. Oh and someone did a 39 minute Red Letter Media style takedown on Mass Effect 3's ending. Oh and some people sent 400 red blue and green cupcakes to Biowares offices with A B and C written on them. Posted by: buzzion at April 03, 2012 10:46 PM (GULKT) I knew before it hit the shelves, though it took time to sink in. Still sinking, looking at sales. Also, there are about 9 20-minute-plus ending analysis videos that just about all say "that totally sucked ass," and Bioware turned away the cupcakes because "the reason that they were sent was not done in the context of celebrating the work or accomplishment of the Mass Effect 3 team." It was a pretty petulant thing for people to say while hanging onto their core fanbase with nothing but fingernails. I think the damage is mostly done now, no matter what they do. They would *really* have to make some magic to repair that relationship.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 06:50 PM (bxiXv)

536 " IDIOCRACY is a movie" Hey, there you go! Hit the nail on the head. It's a movie. A MOVIE. Hardly worth the aggravation. So.. hmm.. maybe we could just move on now?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:50 PM (R5yLq)

537 tammy tuesdays? i dunno i'm sitting in the corner feeling dismay.

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 06:50 PM (TomZ9)

538 Oh yeah, Obama making an ass of himself.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 10:48 PM (T03Ll)


So, same shit, different day, eh?  Color me surprised!

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 06:50 PM (w407e)

539 535anvils are a little pricier than I had thought they were.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 10:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

 

 

Good new anvils are hideously expensive, but most hobbyists either get them used or (more commonly, I believe) make an improvised one. Given that the London-pattern anvil that we are most familiar with is a pretty recent invention and that for most of history an anvil was a square or rectangular chunk of metal of fairly small size, a useful anvil is a lot easier to find than you might think.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 03, 2012 06:50 PM (oqYdg)

540 We're trying to focus on brook trout, blacksmiths, and what was the other thing?

I'm all for laser-like focus on the blacksmiths.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:51 PM (SsG4J)

541 would not say where the administration believes the capital of israel is? The capital of israel is 'I'.

Posted by: Joe Elizondo Mt. Dew Biden at April 03, 2012 06:51 PM (l/xhO)

542 "Oh yeah, Obama making an ass of himself." So the sun did rise in the east. Hmm.. good to know.. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:52 PM (R5yLq)

543 i dunno i'm sitting in the corner feeling dismay.

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 10:50 PM (TomZ9)


Come over here by me, sweet girl, and help me Google shirtless blacksmith images. I'll protect you.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:52 PM (SsG4J)

544 Yes, and then next thing you know you're married to a doggone red-haired redneck who needs spanking on a regular basis, right?? Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 10:49 PM (SsG4J) ha! indeed. and you know those spankings. initially you think you are doing them because they are fun. after a few years you realize you are doing them because you have to or shit gets real.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 06:52 PM (Z9EHQ)

545

Time for this old guy.  Good night, morons everywhere.  Keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 03, 2012 06:52 PM (7yvLv)

546 haven't read all the comments - but it sounds like something is wrong? Posted by: chemjeff at April 03, 2012 10:52 PM (7FadD) much ado about nothing, chemjeff. Just focus on the happy.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 06:53 PM (T03Ll)

547 "haven't read all the comments - but it sounds like something is wrong?" Bovine excrement hitting large spinning circular blades at tremendous velocity. Plus, it's Tuesday. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:53 PM (R5yLq)

548 Sits on Merovign's lap.

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 06:53 PM (TomZ9)

549 Had never seen the movie before. Got plenty of laughs. Scary thought is that there are people like that and they vote. Was reading the thread before and the comments about intelligence being hereditary. Purely anecdotal but, I'd say it's definetly a major factor. My fathers family is full of genius level intelligence people. Probably around 4/5 of them are above the threshold. So based on this, yeah it's hereditary.

Posted by: Big T Party at April 03, 2012 06:53 PM (EhUTA)

550 Chemjeff, jc, run! Run for your lives!

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 06:53 PM (I/cLr)

551 Night L Rob. I didn't even see you here before! 

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:53 PM (SsG4J)

552 the ettes are having a kiss and make up thing. Posted by: DC in Towson Gushie and i kiss all the time.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 06:53 PM (4Oajw)

553 Hey, chemjeff!!!

And, major prayers for any D-FW morons, they had a time of it today, for sure.  Jeez, from what I saw that was pure hectic crazy.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 06:53 PM (w407e)

554 541 hi all Posted by: chemjeff at April 03, 2012 10:50 PM (7FadD) Hello and welcome to Aggro Day 2012, part 90 of 344. Pull up a chair and throw something, it'll hit *someone*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 06:53 PM (bxiXv)

555 #520

What I'm wondering is if the bra intentionally suggests watermelons or my mind is running with it.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 06:54 PM (kcfmt)

556
  Anvils are for dropping on coyotes from great heights.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 03, 2012 06:55 PM (SAMxH)

557 Oh, and Hi SoS, Hi hummingbird. SoS, you kept me coming back through the great Idiocracy kerfuffle of 2012. Thanks.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 06:55 PM (T03Ll)

558

546535anvils are a little pricier than I had thought they were.

ACME has specials....check them out sometime.

Posted by: Wile E. Cayote. at April 03, 2012 06:55 PM (paGZQ)

559 Tammy, oh that might work too.
Let me see if i can calm Merovign down over here. I haven't told him how much i like him in mths.
i'd show my breast but i already told em they aren't all that.

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 06:55 PM (TomZ9)

560 556 Sits on Merovign's lap. Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 10:53 PM (TomZ9) That would both shut me up *and* make me happy! Everybody else has just been doing it wrong.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 06:55 PM (bxiXv)

561 ACME has specials....check them out sometime.

Posted by: Wile E. Cayote. at April 03, 2012 10:55 PM (paGZQ)


I LOLd!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:56 PM (SsG4J)

562 There was a time in this country, a long time ago, when

People wrote movies... movies that had stories,

****

Speaking of, I watched Hopscotch this weekend and quite enjoyed it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2012 06:56 PM (piMMO)

563

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 10:50 PM (bxiXv)

Here's the link for it.  It kind of analyzes the genre of Mass Effect and why the ending fails.  And it shows about of minute of Shepard at the end, shooting at "it"  http://tinyurl.com/c26oa5f

Posted by: buzzion at April 03, 2012 06:56 PM (GULKT)

564 boy tempers are short around here these days.

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 03, 2012 06:56 PM (JvP2I)

565 red-haired redneck who needs spanking on a regular basis, right?? Welcome!

Posted by: Castle Anthrax at April 03, 2012 06:56 PM (4Oajw)

566 "SoS, you kept me coming back through the great Idiocracy kerfuffle of 2012. Thanks." Happy to be of assistance ma'am. As it turns out, I owe you one. Well, probably a lot more than just one.. lol HB says howdy as well.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:57 PM (R5yLq)

567 556 Sits on Merovign's lap.

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 10:53 PM (TomZ9)



*makes it rain*  *throws down some silver dimes just because*

Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 06:57 PM (/izg2)

568 Good new anvils are hideously expensive, but most hobbyists either get them used or (more commonly, I believe) make an improvised one. Given that the London-pattern anvil that we are most familiar with is a pretty recent invention and that for most of history an anvil was a square or rectangular chunk of metal of fairly small size, a usefulanvil is a lot easier to find than you might think. Posted by: Grey Fox at April 03, 2012 10:50 PM (oqYdg) that is interesting. I was thinking of getting one for the office but I would want a nice new shin one. I am not going to pay 3,750 for a 556 pound anvil. I would like to see the union guys have to wrestle that around to get it in though.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 06:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

569 Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 10:55 PM (TomZ9)

EXCELLENT idea. Oh indeed, there is Balm in Gilead yet.

The temps on the thread are simultaneously cooling down and heating up. 

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 06:57 PM (SsG4J)

570 Merovign, see. smiling

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 06:57 PM (TomZ9)

571 major prayers for any D-FW morons, This. And everyone else in the path as that storm moves east.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 06:58 PM (4Oajw)

572 Sigh. What the fuck is wrong with you people tonight?

I give you what should be a happy-fun ONT and you decide to be assholes to each other instead.


Oh and LrLv1 - your racist bullshit is not welcome here so consider yourself banned.

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 03, 2012 06:58 PM (+B3Nr)

573 Gushie and i kiss all the time Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits Bunk.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 06:58 PM (I/cLr)

574 #519

The show was essentially 'what if Mr. Van Dreisen managed to marry and reproduce?'

It got more annoying than funny very quickly. It may have worked if did in ten minute chunks in between Beavis and Butthead episodes.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 06:58 PM (kcfmt)

575 Happy to be of assistance ma'am. As it turns out, I owe you one. Well, probably a lot more than just one.. lol HB says howdy as well. Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 10:57 PM (R5yLq) =)

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 06:58 PM (T03Ll)

576 I never played any of the Mass Effect games and I'm curious as hell how they fucked up the ending.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 06:59 PM (7W3wI)

577 Let me see if i can calm Merovign down over here. I haven't told him how much i like him in mths. You are sweeter than honey. That is such a nice thing to do. i'd show my breast but i already told em they aren't all that. Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 10:55 PM (TomZ9) O.O Don't underestimate yourself!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 06:59 PM (bxiXv)

578 " 556 Sits on Merovign's lap. Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 10:53 PM (TomZ9) That would both shut me up *and* make me happy! Everybody else has just been doing it wrong. " Well, I would have sat on your lap earlier if I had thought it would help. I doubt you'd enjoy the experience, but hell, whatever it takes.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 06:59 PM (R5yLq)

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 06:59 PM (w407e)

580 The primaries are in full swing.  Choose your candidate!  The Super Villain Primary Debate.  http://tinyurl.com/7rtxq3e

Posted by: buzzion at April 03, 2012 06:59 PM (GULKT)

581 Pull up a chair and throw something, it'll hit *someone*. Throw marshmallows. I have the munchies.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 06:59 PM (4Oajw)

582 We need to get some jokes going up in here.

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

Posted by: Theresa at April 03, 2012 06:59 PM (6/tED)

583 Jimmah, I hope you're right about the EMP threat being hyped. Really - I read through "One Second After" and I couldn't sleep well for a while after that.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 03, 2012 06:59 PM (UR5vq)

584 whiskey, mine is about two dsecons to liftoff.
so stressed, i cn hardly wait till the elections are over, and i know one way or the other, if i have to smoke a tail pipe.

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 06:59 PM (TomZ9)

585 And Maet, thanks for the banhammer on that racist.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 07:00 PM (I/cLr)

586 " Jimmah, I hope you're right about the EMP threat being hyped. Really - I read through "One Second After" and I couldn't sleep well for a while after that." It's hyped. Massively hyped. Ridiculously over the top almost as hyped as global warming hyped.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 07:00 PM (R5yLq)

587 Well, I would have sat on your lap earlier if I had thought it would help. I doubt you'd enjoy the experience, but hell, whatever it takes. Posted by: StuckOnStupid

Hey! get your own lap!

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 07:01 PM (TomZ9)

588 Gushie and i kiss all the time.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 10:53 PM (4Oajw)



A vista I recommend all morons view.  Wanna see a pic?  Heh don't bitch about the formatting next time lol.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 07:01 PM (/izg2)

589 "Hey! get your own lap!" Damn. Ok, so if the music has stopped then that means I'm out right? Jeez.. I always did hate this game.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 07:01 PM (R5yLq)

590 whiskey, mine is about two dsecons to liftoff. so stressed, i cn hardly wait till the elections are over, and i know one way or the other, if i have to smoke a tail pipe. Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 10:59 PM (TomZ9) no tailpipe smoking until after you vote for romney. you may want to throw up after you vote but then you can do whatever you wish.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

591 willow, don't even joke about that. You just come right over to Arkansas and stay with me. It's possible to avoid just about everything there that will happen if SHTF, I think, except massive inflation and I have 12 acres and a spring fed pond so we can at least grow our own food..

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 07:02 PM (SsG4J)

592 LOL Theresa

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 07:03 PM (QTHTd)

593 "Posted by: Cheri at April 03, 2012 09:00 PM (BA8k3)"

You're doing this to relay information, so do just that. Most people fail at that because they think what they're doing is giving a performance. Put that out of your head and just pass on what you know to them. When you think of it those terms there really isn't any need to be anxious about it.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 03, 2012 07:03 PM (GZitp)

594 I haven't told him how much i like him in mths.


Posted by: Merovign

tis true. you're a great man.

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 07:04 PM (TomZ9)

595 I have 12 acres and a spring fed pond so we can at least grow our own food..

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 11:02 PM (SsG4J)


How much bacon can you grow?  Heh, I'm kidding.  My fondest dream in the whole world is to go live in Arkansas and be your neighbor, Tammy.  I ain't lyin' at all here.  {{{tammy}}}

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 07:04 PM (w407e)

596 Oh, yes, I meant to convey my prayers and well wishes today for the D-FW area 'rons and 'ettes today, as well as anyone else in the tornado's path! 

Posted by: Theresa at April 03, 2012 07:04 PM (6/tED)

597 Haha, just witnessed the TB3K in action!

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 07:04 PM (I/cLr)

598 A vista I recommend all morons view. Wanna see a pic? Heh don't bitch about the formatting next time lol. Posted by: NC Ref Its true. He has pics.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 07:04 PM (4Oajw)

599 #584

Endings are hard. I've lost count of the number of great books and movies that left me disappointed because they didn't know what to do at the end. Some people have been very annoyed at Neal Stephenson  because he was in the habit for a long time of not having an ending, just a fade out without much resolution of major threads.

One huge annoying item in a lot of anime series is hitting the cosmic rest button instead of an ending.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 07:05 PM (kcfmt)

600 I never played any of the Mass Effect games and I'm curious as hell how they fucked up the ending.

This youtube - http://youtu.be/7MlatxLP-xs

It's not RedLetterMedia, but it's a very good pastische which RLM likely wishes he had done

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 07:05 PM (QTHTd)

601 Tammy, i might take you up on that. srsly I've never felt so worried about what the future will bring in my entire  life.

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 07:06 PM (TomZ9)

602 ace is on FtR now.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 03, 2012 07:06 PM (GZitp)

603 Sarah Palin from NBC's Today:
http://tinyurl.com/c5jhmgf

Posted by: Jamie at April 03, 2012 07:06 PM (XXajJ)

604 586 I never played any of the Mass Effect games and I'm curious as hell how they fucked up the ending. Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 10:59 PM (7W3wI) Depending on how curious you are, you could watch Buzzion's video, which is long, or just scan a few of the threads on the Bioware Social Network discussion board for ME3 story subjects (spoilers). It can't be discussed without spoiling the story, except to say the ending was incredibly lame. The main ending discussion thread, about 98% complaints, is something like 2800 *pages* of posts. The pro/con poll (not scientific) on BSN was 2/98. There are already articles in literary journals listing long lists of conventions and principles of storytelling violated. Some people don't care, a few people like it but can't seem to explain why in a detailed way (not that they have to, it's fine if they like it). It was just effin' lame. Like phoned-in lame.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:06 PM (bxiXv)

605 whiskey, mine is about two dsecons to liftoff. so stressed, i cn hardly wait till the elections are over, and i know one way or the other, if i have to smoke a tail pipe. Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 10:59 PM (TomZ9) Rule number one - don't panic.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

606 Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 11:04 PM (w407e)

Damn, something has took and got in my eye and made it all watery.

Welcome ANY time, dear lady.  {{{{{{Peaches}}}}}}}

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 07:07 PM (SsG4J)

607 Dunno, I heard anvils could be bought pretty cheaply at the Acme Company.  Always saw the coyote running around with them.  Rockets too!  Always check out Acme Company for the best prices.

I in no way indorse or represent the Acme Company.  Just something I have heard aroundabouts.

And with that!...I'm of to sleep..perhaps to dream!

Good night you ONT you!

Posted by: jem at April 03, 2012 07:07 PM (0oYHO)

608 #604

I you can grow spaghetti surely you can grow bacon.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXmaS1ZzpA8

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 07:07 PM (kcfmt)

609
   Can't get upset too bad, the euphoria from the series of face plants by the left with the probability of a major victory later on is too strong.   Stop and think about the events that have transpired, and what is yet to come.  Things WILL get better despite the struggle we will endure.

    So smile a little.  And exult in the left's dismay.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 03, 2012 07:08 PM (SAMxH)

610 Night, jc........ sleep well.


Maet, We Are Not Worthy. Love the TB3K!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 07:08 PM (SsG4J)

611 night jem

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

612 What the fuck is wrong with you people tonight? Lack of adult supervision?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2012 07:09 PM (JMmQ9)

613 The tag-line at Weasel Zippers says it all: Another edition of, “Let’s all point and laugh at the UK.” France Kicks Militant Islamist Out Of Country, Promptly Moves To The UK… http://tinyurl.com/79yuv9j This will be our fate if we don't get our shit together.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 03, 2012 07:09 PM (UR5vq)

614 Pull up a chair and throw something, it'll hit *someone*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 10:53 PM (bxiXv)

 

 

 

The thread earlier resembled something like this.

 

 

http://tinyurl.com/27wbnt

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 03, 2012 07:09 PM (JoIcn)

615 Gonna hit the rack, methinks. *this post to be followed by several more, before DC disappears abruptly*

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 07:09 PM (I/cLr)

616 Idiocro-necro-nomics. Is that racist?

Posted by: cherry at April 03, 2012 07:09 PM (OhYCU)

617 Posted by: Theresa at April 03, 2012 10:59 PM (6/tED) lol!

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 07:09 PM (T03Ll)

618 yankee, too late.


nah i know, i have a semi -sorta plan.

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 07:09 PM (TomZ9)

619

604"I have 12 acres and a spring fed pond"

 

Live-stream skinny dippin' or it aint' so....

 

 

Posted by: Wile E. Cayote. at April 03, 2012 07:09 PM (paGZQ)

620 night DC

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:09 PM (Z9EHQ)

621 Posted by: Merovigntis true. you're a great man. Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 11:04 PM (TomZ9) I love the way you overestimate me. It's a fine quality in a woman. Also, SOS had better stay the Hell away from my lap, or I'm gonna get all aggro again!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:10 PM (bxiXv)

622 Cayotes like to look, too.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 03, 2012 07:10 PM (paGZQ)

623 I've thought for some time now that intelligence is kind of overrated. Quite simply, the differences among humans in intelligence are trivial. If you know a lot of "smart" people, they tend to be really good at one thing, or a group of related things, and no better than anyone else -- if not worse -- at most other things. And "dumb" people can often surprise you with their cleverness or cunning.

Compared to the rest of life on Earth, humans have incomprehensibly advanced intellects. Even a sub-normal human is orders of magnitude beyond any animal. The girl with Down Syndrome who bags groceries at the supermarket is intelligent in ways that the smartest chimp or dolphin simply cannot even comprehend. She can use money. She can read. She can use money to buy a bus ticket and travel to another town. That is simply impossible for a chimp. Compared to any non-human animal, that girl with Down Syndrome is a giant-headed Star Trek superintellect.

...which means that there really isn't much distance between her and, say, a real-world superintellect like Freeman Dyson. He can do stuff she can't -- but he can't do anything that she can't imagine the possibility of. He could explain some of his work to her, but he could never explain it to a chimp. He's a Star Trek superintellect with a marginally bigger rubber head than hers.

IQ tests should use a much larger scale. Instead of having "normal" be IQ 90 to 110, it should be something like IQ 999,990 to 1,000,010 to give a better sense of how little the difference actually is.

I used to be a lot more elitist, back when I was a skinny highschooler with no girlfriend and good SAT scores. Unfortunately, far too many skinny highschoolers with no girlfriends and high SAT scores go into government.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 03, 2012 07:10 PM (xAp2X)

624 How much bacon can you grow?

Oh, we can raise plenty of hogs. Long as I don't have to kill 'em, we're good. My uncles will process 'em and we can build a smokehouse to cure 'em and good old country hams, too.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 07:10 PM (SsG4J)

625 nah i know, i have a semi -sorta plan. Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 11:09 PM (TomZ9) are you generally worried about the state of things or do you have a specific worry?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

626 This formatting is driving me crazy!

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 03, 2012 07:11 PM (JoIcn)

627 Rule number one - don't panic. Remain calm, all is well!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 07:11 PM (4Oajw)

628 What the fuck is wrong with you people tonight? It's cause they posted the ONT too early. It confused people and made them feel jittery seeing everyone by the light of day.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 07:11 PM (T03Ll)

629 Half of the people have below average intelligence

Posted by: cherry at April 03, 2012 07:11 PM (OhYCU)

630 I for one am looking forward to the television debut of "Ow My Balls!"

Posted by: packsoldier at April 03, 2012 07:12 PM (9tLNI)

631 Damnit Tammy, now I'm hungry. And Cougar doesn't seem to be fetching any sammiches.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 07:12 PM (I/cLr)

632 Damn, something has took and got in my eye and made it all watery.

Welcome ANY time, dear lady. {{{{{{Peaches}}}}}}}

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 11:07 PM (SsG4J)


Well, plus, I kinda got my mind's eye on one of them good ol' boys you call family, Tammy.  I can cook and drink and cuss and raise hell with the best of 'em. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 07:12 PM (w407e)

633 Live-stream skinny dippin' or it aint' so....

Posted by: Wile E. Cayote. at April 03, 2012 11:09 PM (paGZQ)


There IS quite a snake issue. I am not sure I am brave enough to swim in the pond, but there's a lake about 3 miles up the road!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 07:12 PM (SsG4J)

634

630"I've thought for some time now that intelligence is kind of overrated."

 

Life is tough. Tougher if you're stupid.

 

Posted by: The Duke at April 03, 2012 07:12 PM (paGZQ)

635 Posted by: Trimegistus at April 03, 2012 11:10 PM




I liked that post of yours.

Posted by: mama winger at April 03, 2012 07:13 PM (P6QsQ)

636 diocro-necro-nomics. Is that racist? Sounds like a bruce campbell movie

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 07:13 PM (4Oajw)

637 DVR people have 2 days before I start asking WTF questions about Justified.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 03, 2012 07:13 PM (vpe0k)

638 619 Night, jc........ sleep well.


Maet, We Are Not Worthy. Love the TB3K!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 11:08 PM (SsG4J)


====


Well, I am feeling sleepy.  Is this part of your new hypnosis training?

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 07:14 PM (ufJKx)

639 What the fuck is wrong with you people tonight?

This sounds like the ONT theme song

Posted by: cherry at April 03, 2012 07:14 PM (OhYCU)

640 I will take a good heart and a slow mind over an evil heart and a quick mind any day of the week.

Posted by: mama winger at April 03, 2012 07:14 PM (P6QsQ)

641 Damnit Tammy, now I'm hungry. And Cougar doesn't seem to be fetching any sammiches.

Y'all Morons need to plan better. If you love her in to a comatose state, you can hardly expect her to make sammitches afterwards. She should do so before hand. Maybe pack a cooler to keep by the side of the bed so you don't have to walk far or anything.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 07:14 PM (SsG4J)

642 I have no experience as a blacksmith but I have worked hot and cold metals with a hammer and I'm pretty good at it.

There's a lot to learn to be a blacksmith, starting with learning how hot the iron should be for whatever you're trying to do with it. You can basically tell by the color, usually shades from red to cherry.

There's a "feel", however, you have to develop to work metal whether it is hot or cold. You don't just bang on it -- that just spreads it around. To draw metal towards you, you have to pull the hammer towards you as you strike. And you have to know where to strike and how hard to strike with each successive blow to smoothly draw metal.

I'd love to try blacksmithing. I know someone who bought a furnace and never got around to using it. Unfortunately, right now I'm too poor to build a shed for it and buy the most basic tools. You can make most of your tools you need yourself but you have to buy some of them.

I know, however, I could learn to do it and I'm sure I'd enjoy it. Someday, perhaps, I will. If I was sure I could earn money doing it I'd find a way to pay for it. If I can get the guy I know who has the furnace to give it to me or let me borrow it this summer I'll do some reading, watch some videos, buy some stock and try it. I hope I can muster the effort needed.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 03, 2012 07:15 PM (7+pP9)

643 There IS quite a snake issue. I am not sure I am brave enough to swim in the pond, but there's a lake about 3 miles up the road! Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 11:12 PM (SsG4J) water moccasins? cotton mouths, copperheads, rattlers? they do no seem to be much of a problem for my ancsetors.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

644 Is this part of your new hypnosis training?

Part, yes. Other parts include hugs. And other parts are yet to be revealed.

It's a TRAP.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 07:16 PM (SsG4J)

645 yankee, just the un-certainty of americas dire finance, mid-east, 'general suckiness' ,tons of anxiety, a President that is hostile , etc..

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 07:16 PM (TomZ9)

646 Ace has a podcast with Ben Howe at 11 Eastern.

Dammit, I missed 15 minutes.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 03, 2012 07:16 PM (bpT90)

647 Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 03, 2012 11:15 PM (7+pP9)

Wow, that's really interesting, EA.  Very cool . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 07:17 PM (w407e)

648 653 Ace has a podcast with Ben Howe at 11 Eastern.

Dammit, I missed 15 minutes.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 03, 2012 11:16 PM (bpT90

 

I think the release it as a podcast later. Maybe tomorrow

Posted by: buzzion at April 03, 2012 07:17 PM (GULKT)

649 Ed, some sage advice: don't have too many irons in the fire.

Posted by: Village Smithy beneathe the spreading Chestnut tree standeth at April 03, 2012 07:17 PM (paGZQ)

650 water moccasins? cotton mouths, copperheads, rattlers?

Yes. So you will be making me a pair of snakeskin boots to go with my wolverine rug, then.

Nice.... verra, verra nice.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 07:17 PM (SsG4J)

651 Okay, good night. Up way past my bedtime.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 07:18 PM (T03Ll)

652 652 yankee, just the un-certainty of americas dire finance, mid-east, 'general suckiness' ,tons of anxiety, a President that is hostile , etc.. Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 11:16 PM (TomZ9) It would be a wonderful time to be a masochist!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:19 PM (bxiXv)

653 my bil makes knives. yes you can build quite a few things if you can metal smith.

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 07:19 PM (TomZ9)

654 Night, elizabethe! Sleep dreams of smthies, girlfriend.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 07:19 PM (SsG4J)

655 Maybe I'm out of line, but, imho, it's wrong to use "God" in your nick.  Is this someone we know?

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 07:19 PM (w407e)

656 I went to the grocery! I needed to go so I went at 10:45pm. Ya know... there was NOBODY there.. I was in and out in a flash. I even got a spot parked right in front. Geesh.. I should go at night every time.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 03, 2012 07:19 PM (DGIjM)

657 Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 03, 2012 11:15 PM (7+pP9)

Oh, another one to drool over. God bless you Morons, you rock so hard!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 07:20 PM (SsG4J)

658

Release the Kagen!

 

 

http://tinyurl.com/7q6tnzt

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 03, 2012 07:20 PM (JoIcn)

659 "Tammy, i might take you up on that. srsly I've never felt so worried about what the future will bring in my entire life." Willow, No matter what happens from here it's going to be a tough road. Even if Mittens wins without a filibuster proof Senate to back him up, well, sadly a lot of the damage that has been done won't be undone. There is a lot he can do by getting rid of some of these ridiculous regulations that are strangling American businesses to death, and that will help a lot. But if SCOTUS doesn't strike down Obamacare, well we are all in very deep doggie doo. If that entitlement takes hold, and the government is granted to power to demand we purchase what they tell us to purchase, well we are well and truly screwed. But on the upside if we keep going down this road eventually big daddy government will collapse under it's own weight. It won't be fun, but most of us can survive it. The vast majority of them won't. So take heart Willow. It's bound to get worse before it gets better, but eventually no matter what happens truth will overcome.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 07:20 PM (R5yLq)

660 Peaches, it was posting song lyrics earlier, if that helps.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 07:20 PM (SsG4J)

661 Merovign, it would!

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 07:20 PM (TomZ9)

662 Late, but: It's what plants crave. One of the favorite all-time movies in this household. Let your cognitive dissonance commence. Oh, hey y'all. Was on tour for a month, really intense travel.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 07:21 PM (ZiYQG)

663 Oh, cool, the blaspheming nic has been disappeared.  Thanks, kind whoever! 

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 07:21 PM (w407e)

664 Peaches, it's one of the site trolltards, I believe.  

Posted by: Theresa at April 03, 2012 07:21 PM (6/tED)

665 Wow!!!! Can't believe I nailed that. Maybe it's that whole Tuesday thing coming into play.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 03, 2012 07:21 PM (JoIcn)

666

It's Different for Girls

http://tinyurl.com/chzgu5

Posted by: Joe Jackson at April 03, 2012 07:21 PM (+CrrB)

667 Maybe I'm out of line, but, imho, it's wrong to use "God" in your nick. Is this someone we know? Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 11:19 PM (w407e) I think it is internets protocol to use yahweh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

668 Night elizabethe

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 07:21 PM (4Oajw)

669 did you hear that barely perceptible hum?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2012 07:21 PM (JMmQ9)

670 It pains me for these two to be mentioned in the same sentence.

http://bit.ly/HHjW32


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2012 07:21 PM (piMMO)

671 LIB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How was Europe????????

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 07:22 PM (SsG4J)

672

665
"Release the Kagen!"

 

 

Has anyone seen this person and Fred Flintstone in the same room?

Posted by: Barney at April 03, 2012 07:22 PM (paGZQ)

673 " Peaches, it's one of the site trolltards, I believe. " We have more than one? Huh.. who knew?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 07:22 PM (R5yLq)

674 We have more than one? Huh.. who knew? Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 11:22 PM (R5yLq) All trolls are Average Joe.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:23 PM (bxiXv)

675 Oh, I didn't. Didn't look closely enough. Screw it, I'm calling it a night.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 03, 2012 07:23 PM (JoIcn)

676 652 yankee, just the un-certainty of americas dire finance, mid-east, 'general suckiness' ,tons of anxiety, a President that is hostile , etc..

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 11:16 PM (TomZ9)


====


Don't worry.  Be happy.  Americans always do the right thing.  Right after we try everything else.  We are going to have some tough times, but we'll be fine.

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 07:23 PM (ufJKx)

677 btw, Merovign, of the Sith: I enjoyed your rant on the word idiocracy. I would have said so earlier, but then there was that downward spiral, and the ugliness. But still, I always enjoy a good word/grammar rant. Don't get me started on "utilize" or when people refer to a blog post as an "article."

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 07:23 PM (T03Ll)

678 "But still, I always enjoy a good word/grammar rant. Don't get me started on "utilize" or when people refer to a blog post as an "article."" Oh no, by all means.. start.. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 07:24 PM (R5yLq)

679 Peaches, it was posting song lyrics earlier, if that helps.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 11:20 PM (SsG4J)

Y'all probably know I am not a church-goin' woman, but I am very, very solid with the Big Guy and I do NOT stand by idly when His name is taken in vain.  It's disrespectful and wrong.  /soapbox off/

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 07:24 PM (w407e)

680 Time for the old folk.   I truly like y'all, and would do whatever to protect you, for what it's worth. Like I would my family. 

      Goodnite, good people.  Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 03, 2012 07:24 PM (SAMxH)

681 Again, I am sorry for the misunderstanding.  I sock-puppeted Merovign, for which I am sorry.  A truly stupid film like "Idiocracy" leaves everyone with different things to take away from it.  My bad.

See you tomorrow, unless you have me banned.

;(

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 07:24 PM (O3R/2)

682 yankee, just the un-certainty of americas dire finance, mid-east, 'general suckiness' ,tons of anxiety, a President that is hostile , etc.. Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 11:16 PM (TomZ9) entirely understandable. it seems like every day there is some new offense to the nation by zero and his polices. there is a chines curse "may you live in interesting times" these are certainly interesting. I thought the '90s were as dull as could be, certainly compared to the '80s. As much as I hate the boring times the stress of having the interesting stuff be mostly domestic is not especially fun. It does look as if we are on the upswing. maybe the arc of history is bending back our way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

683 g'night, Jimbo

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2012 07:25 PM (JMmQ9)

684
All trolls are Average Joe.

****

Below Average Joe.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2012 07:26 PM (piMMO)

685 It IS different for girls. It must be a hell of a life to just smile for five minutes and get whatever you want.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 03, 2012 07:26 PM (UpwlP)

686 Good night Iron Grampa!! You are family to me too.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 03, 2012 07:26 PM (DGIjM)

687 Release the Kagen! http://tinyurl.com/7q6tnzt Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 03, 2012 11:20 PM (JoIcn) OMG!!! LOL! that is the funniest thing in forever. btw, CotT remake sucked eggs.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 07:26 PM (T03Ll)

688 Tammy - amazing. One city per day, no roadies, I was the tour manager...but packed houses, great fans, and we made money! Plus, awesome itinerary: UK (5 cities), Amsterdam, Paris, Bordeaux, Madrid, Barcelona, Bilbao, Istanbul, Tel Aviv. Even better, wife's 40th b-day present was to come along from Amsterdam to Barcelona. It was her first time in Yurp. And I saw Jerusalem. H E A V Y.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 07:26 PM (ZiYQG)

689 "See you tomorrow, unless you have me banned." I was voting for a caning myself. We haven't had a good caning in a while - plus Tammy got really excited and kept volunteering whenever we brought it up.. hmm...

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 07:26 PM (R5yLq)

690 g'night, irongrampa

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2012 07:26 PM (JMmQ9)

691 Willow, strength. Yes, things suck. Yes, they will get worse before they get better. But we are a resilient people, and this too shall pass. And even if it's nothing but a downward spiral from here on out, I just don't have the energy to be doom and gloom 24/7. It's not good for the soul. Even the toughest cant fight all day, every day. That's why the ONT is usually such a pleasant diversion. And tonight's unpleasantness seems to be mostly behind us. In short, there are still good things in life. Enjoy them.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 07:26 PM (I/cLr)

692 'Night, irongramp-tastic!!  Sweet dreams and God bless you and yours.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 07:27 PM (w407e)

693 Okay, things seem to have gotten back on track and my peeps are happier...so I will say goodnight.

Y'all sleep sweet, and give my best to anyone who shows up later!

cowboyup and Larsen E, I have missed you! Don't go AWOL already,  now.

Night, all.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 07:27 PM (SsG4J)

694 Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 11:25 PM (Z9EHQ) It was in the '90s that the US basically abdicated its responsibilities as a super power and took a vacation. For that, we are reaping the whirlwind now.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 03, 2012 07:27 PM (UR5vq)

695 Tammy, what about you? Health update?

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 07:27 PM (ZiYQG)

696 683 btw, Merovign, of the Sith: I enjoyed your rant on the word idiocracy. I would have said so earlier, but then there was that downward spiral, and the ugliness. Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 11:23 PM (T03Ll) Heh. I've been reading a lot of gaming forums lately, and despite the fact that these people's age average is 35 and income average is above average, half of them can't spell or construct a sentence if you put a gun to their heads. As to classic word errors, how about "decimate?" The meaning is *right* in the damned word, people. "Our forces were decimated!" "Oh, great, 90% of you still left, right?" The internet has ruined my grammar and word usage, though. I've come to the point where I stop and look up phrases when people use them *correctly* because they *look* wrong!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:28 PM (bxiXv)

697 JJS, I always go grocery shopping at night. It's so much more pleasant than trying to do it with the kids in tow.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 07:28 PM (T03Ll)

698 SoS,

I used to think that you are a really good guy.  Until you turned on me. 

Posted by: Jimbo at April 03, 2012 07:28 PM (O3R/2)

699 night irongrampa

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

700 "I used to think that you are a really good guy. Until you turned on me. " Lol.. well hopefully that was in jest, as was my posting.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 07:29 PM (R5yLq)

701 Night Miss Tammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

702 lol, mom keeps calling me making fun my dad. He hasn't drank in 10 years but for some reason today was the day to drink for 12 hours straight

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 07:29 PM (M8yfa)

703 And I saw Jerusalem. H E A V Y. Jealous! I'm glad you enjoyed your trip, and it's good to see you again.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 03, 2012 07:30 PM (UR5vq)

704 Hi lib reader! Thought we'd lost you.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 07:30 PM (I/cLr)

705 Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 11:26 PM (ZiYQG)

Well, heck, gotta come back and say...I AM SO JEALOUS, especially of Jerusalem. A dream of mine, someday. Thor, too.

SO glad it went well, on all levels!!! And I bet His Eminence was glad to have you back to boss around and pay proper homage!

Catch ya later, awesome to "see" you again!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 07:31 PM (SsG4J)

706 DC, for post #698, you get a smootchie!  :-*

I'll leave the long, lingering, langorous hug to your sweetie. 

BTW everyone, laughing is very good for your liver, or so I've heard. 

Posted by: Theresa at April 03, 2012 07:31 PM (6/tED)

707 646 I will take a good heart and a slow mind over an evil heart and a quick mind any day of the week.

Posted by: mama winger at April 03, 2012 11:14 PM (P6QsQ)



Can I haz "slow, sultry, with a dirty mind"?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2012 07:31 PM (kaalw)

708 704 JJS, I always go grocery shopping at night. It's so much more pleasant than trying to do it with the kids in tow. Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 11:28 PM (T03Ll) It was awesome. I pulled up and almost thought the place was closed.. Front row parking.. nobody in any isle.. it was great. if I had little ones.. I would go at night for sure!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 03, 2012 07:31 PM (DGIjM)

709 Night, irongrampa, night Tammy!

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 07:32 PM (I/cLr)

710 591- well i mostly lurk seldom comment. yall are so funny but sometimes people just go off and it is just... not so funny. i vote we just talk bammy and his merry band of idiots and food and cars and sports and music. and blacksmiths for tammy. gotta keep her around.

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 03, 2012 07:32 PM (JvP2I)

711 It was in the '90s that the US basically abdicated its responsibilities as a super power and took a vacation. For that, we are reaping the whirlwind now. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 03, 2012 11:27 PM (UR5vq) agreed. between the "peace dividend" and "the end fo history" everyone got a little too comfortable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

712 "Can I haz "slow, sultry, with a dirty mind"?" That's not even really a question, is it?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 07:32 PM (R5yLq)

713 Yeah, I'm hoping the fighting is over so we can get on with the makeup sex

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 07:32 PM (QTHTd)

714 @528 I'm so happy for you. Little envy too, but less than 30 years ago. For all the 'cachet' fencing carries, it is damned hard to find a club or class. Good programs at the Academies of course (but let it be known, all the guys with sabers at graduation do not know how to fight with sabers), but even then it's hard to keep up skills out in the real military. Not to even mention the real world. Pity. Good luck!

Glad to get back to blacksmithing here. Pecos, if you like car spring swords but find them too soft, try to find some discarded Studebaker spring leaves. Deeper heat-treat, harder arrn.

I'm anvil-rich, and have my "vices" too. But it makes you think twice about survival strategies, since extensive collections of heavy tools don't lend themselves to the teotwawki-bag rapid departure concept. My bug-out vehicle is a one-ton, but imagine the planning rig you need to load everything from shop to cargo-box in, say, 45 minutes. Hmm.

One great tool you can make for yourself is a Tennessee forge. It's a conical hole in the ground, best if lined with arrn or firebrick, with a large buried pipe to introduce air at the bottom. With a leaf blower, you can get decent firewood hot enough to soften iron and steel for working. A manual bellows and charcoal yields ore-smelting heat.

Strongly agree that knowing how to bake charcoal is a vital skill. My grandfather made a damn good living 100 years ago cutting New England hardwood for charcoal in the Gun Valley shops. They used it for bronze alloys. To make hard iron or steel the old way, you need to stack charcoal and ore together. That's how you introduce carbon to the mix.

The beauty part is, the hole-forge makes a great cooking platform for a dutch oven, too. I can bake a chicken on just sticks with no heat loss, and I can use real coal for an all-day fire to make apple butter or ketchup. Stupid waste of a day at Heinz' prices, but if the world goes to hell, I will have apple butter and ketchup. And an anvil.

Posted by: comatus at April 03, 2012 07:33 PM (ZOlM3)

715 See you tomorrow, unless you have me banned. We don't want you banned. Now cat piss on the other hand...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 07:33 PM (4Oajw)

716 btw, CotT remake sucked eggs. Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 11:26 PM (T03Ll) I hear that a lot. I actually thought it was fine, if you take it as read it had nothing to do with the original (in either sense). *Miles* better than the insipid Conan reboot.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:33 PM (bxiXv)

717 btw, CotT remake sucked eggs.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 11:26 PM (T03Ll)

 

 

 

I agree. I thought it was just kind of....meh. It must've done ok at the box office since they put out that sequel. Either that or their latest remake or movie based on 80's pop culture wasn't ready to go yet. We're probably just a couple years away from "Growing Pains:The Movie"

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 03, 2012 07:34 PM (JoIcn)

718 and blacksmiths for tammy. gotta keep her around.

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 03, 2012 11:32 PM (JvP2I)


This one gets the long languorous lingering hugs......   Thank you WT!


And really, goodnight, Y'all really are like crack, even on Aggro Tuesdays!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 07:34 PM (SsG4J)

719 He hasn't drank in 10 years but for some reason today was the day to drink for 12 hours straight

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 11:29 PM (M8yfa)

Wow.  The most alarming part is that your mom finds it amusing.  I don't even know your dad, but he's on the prayer list as of now, for two reasons.  Maybe 3.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 07:34 PM (w407e)

720 637 I for one am looking forward to the television debut of "Ow My Balls!"

I believe we have this show.  It's called "America's Funniest Home Videos". 

Also, if you've watched Idiocracy as many times as I have, you'll notice the next episode of "Ow My Balls!" playing in the background while Frito and Joe are tussling has Hormel Chavez in Paris near the Eiffel Tower.  The French are apparently no better than us.

Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at April 03, 2012 07:35 PM (dQOQe)

721 Jimbo, Don't know if you saw my previous posting or not, or if your post like my own was merely meant in jest. I hope such is the case. If not then you have my heartfelt apologies, I meant no offense. Merely trying to make lite of what was an uncomfortable situation.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 07:35 PM (R5yLq)

722 Okay, before I go. The utilize lesson: You "utilize" something for a purpose it wasn't made for. So, you "use" a hammer to hammer a nail in a wall. But you "utilize" a wrench to hammer said nail in the wall. Or, a blacksmith "uses" an anvil as a base for making a sword. But Wile E. Coyote "utilizes" an anvil to create a trap to kill Bugs Bunny Maybe if he "used" a rabbit snare, he wouldn't have the problems he does catching it. See?

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 07:35 PM (T03Ll)

723 The utilize rant: When utilize comes out of someone's mouth incorrectly it's the surest sign they have an out-of-proportion sense of their own intelligence, or that they were educated in a liberal/public school where they don't actually teach grammar and vocabulary because they are too busy deconstructing things on race, class, and gender.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 07:36 PM (T03Ll)

724 willow you still around?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

725 Tammy - g'night, glad I just caught you! And best of all, came home to a kitteh who ate himself back to health and then some. Wife and kitteh are both pleased by this. DC, Kratos - hey there! Playing and tour managing in Europe, on mostly fly dates (or bullet train dates) = very little sleep, and the precious time w/wifi had to be business first. My lurking was reduced to a few minutes every couple of days, but I was still out there. Good to see the Horde is still clanging the cell bars with the nearest metal objects. :-)

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 07:36 PM (ZiYQG)

726 Posted by: comatus at April 03, 2012 11:33 PM (ZOlM3)


Ahhhhhh, my Black Swamp Man....... more hugs.


And I mean it this time, seriously.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 03, 2012 07:36 PM (SsG4J)

727 I hate the word utilize. I go out of my way to avoid it.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 03, 2012 07:37 PM (QTHTd)

728 'Night, Tammy!!  God bless you, girl, and all your family and loved ones, too.  mwah!

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 07:37 PM (w407e)

729 you know what word I hate?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

730 "You "utilize" something for a purpose it wasn't made for. " So it would be safe to say you get rather upset when people utilize the word utilize? Ok.. ya.. time to run and hide now. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 07:38 PM (R5yLq)

731 Conundrum to consider: I *hate* watching people being embarrassed. I hate comedies that are all about embarrassing people over and over (the incredibly popular "There's Something About Mary"). But I love America's Funniest Home Videos. Is that weird or what? Yeah, the embarrassment stuff is *less* funny. Is it because they're short, I'm not watching someone be humiliated for an hour like a movie?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:39 PM (bxiXv)

732 730 The utilize rant:

When utilize comes out of someone's mouth incorrectly it's the surest sign they have an out-of-proportion sense of their own intelligence, or that they were educated in a liberal/public school where they don't actually teach grammar and vocabulary because they are too busy deconstructing things on race, class, and gender.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 11:36 PM (T03Ll)


====


it can also mean we spent our time on math, chem, physics, and a host of other actually useful things that can be applied to improving the lives of everyone around us.

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 07:39 PM (ufJKx)

733 #669

Not surprising at all. As I said above, the heart of the movie is snobbery, which is active in the leftist soul.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 07:40 PM (kcfmt)

734 Wow. The most alarming part is that your mom finds it amusing. I don't even know your dad, but he's on the prayer list as of now, for two reasons. Maybe 3.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 11:34 PM (w407e)


haha, this is nothing that my family has done for others being drunk.

Ever pass out drunk in a dog cage? Yeah, my mom got my brother to do that one night as a joke.

Apparently my dad was happy as a pig in shit as he found out that he makes more money with his pension and social security than he did when he was still working

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 07:40 PM (M8yfa)

735 Maet is faster than F5 good TB3K shootin'

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2012 07:40 PM (JMmQ9)

736 "'Night, Tammy!! God bless you, girl, and all your family and loved ones, too. mwah!" So we wait for what, 4 more minutes, then start posting links to shirtless blacksmiths?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 07:40 PM (R5yLq)

737 Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 03, 2012 11:34 PM (JoIcn) Don't get me started on this. 80s Clash of the Titans was cheesy perfection. All they had to do was add cool special effects, and update the humor. But no, they changed the plot, added totally unnecessary backstory, got rid of the coolest scene, and even threw in a zing of the Christian God (when Zeus says "I wouldn't sacrifice my son, not even to make the world a better place." or something to that effect). Hollywood can't even do cheesy pap anymore.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 07:41 PM (T03Ll)

738 Lib reader, wow, your life sucks. I would just hate to travel around Europe and get paid for it. I'm sure your wife and kitteh are glad to have you back though.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 07:41 PM (I/cLr)

739 I'd say goodnight to MissT, but it looks like she'll be back anyway.

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 07:41 PM (ufJKx)

740 fcol, took me forever to get back to the post screen. spins and spins
so i'll give up and hope everyone has a great night.
Sos, no stealing laps while i'm gone!

nite  all.

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 07:41 PM (TomZ9)

741 i'm hoping the fighting is over so we can get on with the makeup sex Well SOS is spoken for, so I guess I'm just going to have to settle for Gushie. Again. Sigh.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 07:41 PM (4Oajw)

742 it can also mean we spent our time on math, chem, physics, and a host of other actually useful things that can be applied to improving the lives of everyone around us. Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 11:39 PM (ufJKx) You just can't explain it to them because you were doing science homework in English and Communication classes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:42 PM (bxiXv)

743 "Well SOS is spoken for, so I guess I'm just going to have to settle for Gushie. Again. Sigh." I'd request pics but my ribs are sore as hell already.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 07:42 PM (R5yLq)

744 Maybe I'm out of line, but, imho, it's wrong to use "God" in your nick. Is this someone we know?

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 11:19 PM (w407e)



I will admit to socking "Jesus" a couple days ago.  Wasn't going to do it but after making and then deleting my joke I saw a WZ link to a story where Sharpton et al was comparing Trayvon to our Savior and then then went ahead with my racist Jesus sock.  Still not sure if it was the right thing to do, but no one jumped on me for it, like I kinda expected.  I am willing to do penance for it tho.....

Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 07:42 PM (/izg2)

745 night willow

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

746 Politically, this may be the most interesting week of my life. A sitting president questions the Supreme Court's power to review and strike unconstitutional laws. A federal court of appeals requires the Dept. of Justice to write a letter: ""I would like to have from you by noon on Thursday -- that's about 48 hours from now -- a letter stating what is the position of the Attorney General and the Department of Justice, in regard to the recent statements by the president," Smith said. "What is the authority is of the federal courts in this regard in terms of judicial review?" In the words of Judge Smith, this " "is not a small matter."

Posted by: USA at April 03, 2012 07:43 PM (6Cjut)

747 I have not been offended by any posts this evening, with the exception of the post of Kagan.  Would have scratched my eyes out, but it was unnecessary. BTW, the decomposing is going quite nicely.

Posted by: Trayvon at April 03, 2012 07:44 PM (WUWb9)

748 it can also mean we spent our time on math, chem, physics, and a host of other actually useful things that can be applied to improving the lives of everyone around us. Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 11:39 PM (ufJKx) This too. Sorry! I don't really mean everyone (hence, it's a rant). I mean more reporters, writers, and other wordsmiths whose business is communicating with words and are supposed to know what things mean. Also, blog comments are off limits for grammar police, IMO. It's all about context.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 07:44 PM (T03Ll)

749 Well SOS is spoken for, so I guess I'm just going to have to settle for Gushie. Again. Sigh.



Y'all gonna "kiss and make up" again?  Sweet.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 07:46 PM (/izg2)

750 750 "Well SOS is spoken for, so I guess I'm just going to have to settle for Gushie. Again. Sigh."

I'd request pics but my ribs are sore as hell already.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 11:42 PM (R5yLq)



Sharp elbows?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2012 07:46 PM (kaalw)

751 Well SOS is spoken for, so I guess I'm just going to have to settle for Gushie. Again. Sigh. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 11:41 PM (4Oajw) You posted this *seconds* after my lap-occupant announced she was leaving for the night, you temptress!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:46 PM (bxiXv)

752 Theresa, thanks for the semi-chaste kisses. Maybe it's my DNA, maybe it's my raising, or my training, but I do believe that we are different. We're a nation of mutts, who's ancestors either defeated the strongest army and navy to ever walk the earth, or fled tyranny and crossed oceans to try their luck in "the land of opportunity". I just can't believe that we would lay down meekly and accept defeat. We haven't really been tested yet. After all, in this recession, what percentage of the country has a cell phone? Cable? Internet? Compare that to 1942 and then talk about sacrifice. *end rant*

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 07:47 PM (I/cLr)

753 "haven't read all the comments - but it sounds like something is wrong?"

Some morons can't wait for Opening Day to vent. Fans of Teh Cubbies, BTW, can take the Cubs Pledge here:

http://tinyurl.com/8ynes9n

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 03, 2012 07:47 PM (oHnw7)

754 Politically, this may be the most interesting week of my life. A sitting president questions the Supreme Court's power to review and strike unconstitutional laws. A federal court of appeals requires the Dept. of Justice to write a letter: ""I would like to have from you by noon on Thursday -- that's about 48 hours from now -- a letter stating what is the position of the Attorney General and the Department of Justice, in regard to the recent statements by the president," Smith said. "What is the authority is of the federal courts in this regard in terms of judicial review?" In the words of Judge Smith, this " "is not a small matter." Posted by: USA at April 03, 2012 11:43 PM (6Cjut) I nearly spit coffe all over my monitor when I read that story and I still grin like an idiot every time I think of it. I am sure zero thought he had taken the commanding heights yesterday with his little teleprompter reading. I am sure he and his thugs had their own "chicago is out" moment when they heard about the homework assignment due Thursday. uh could someone bring some clean pants to the oval office please. clean up in the oval office.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

755

... "A sitting president who is, reputedly, a Con Law Professor and Harvard Grad questions the Supreme Court's power to review and strike unconstitutional laws" ...

 

... it's a WELL KNOWN fact ...

Posted by: Arbalest at April 03, 2012 07:48 PM (Cr+zC)

756

744 I just remember the remake being very.........forgettable, as oxymoronic as that sounds. I don't remember the line you mentioned......just because I don't remember much about the movie.

 

 

 

Without people remembering the original version, I think it would've disappeared from theaters pretty quickly, and you WOULDN'T be seeing this sequel coming out. 

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 03, 2012 07:48 PM (JoIcn)

Posted by: Arbalest at April 03, 2012 07:48 PM (Cr+zC)

758 #740 I think there's plenty for both "sides" (if we want to go there) to take from Idiocracy. On the one hand, it shows the cost of lampooning intelligence. In the future, people who use proper grammar are using (utilizing?!) "faggy talk" and are outcasts. Eggheads, brainiacs, geeks, whatever you want to call them - there's a reason they mostly go on to be the leading scientists, engineers, financiers, etc. They *are* the elite in the classic definition of the word. Somehow this has become a dirty word in the political sense. I think, to some people, being really smart and going to an "elite" school means they're just scum. Whenever I see that, I cringe - not just because I was that kid in school, but also for the country. On the other hand, the movie clearly shows what the wages of cultural degradation could be. I mean, are "full service lattes" really that far off?

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 07:49 PM (ZiYQG)

759 Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 11:42 PM (/izg2)

Meh, you're cool, NC Ref.  I'm the wrong one to ask.  I'm more of an Old Testament type.  Plus, I live in Mexifornia so half the people I know are named Jesus, although it is pronounced a little differently.  shrugs

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 07:49 PM (w407e)

760 Without people remembering theoriginal version, I think it would've disappeared from theaterspretty quickly, and you WOULDN'T be seeing this sequel comingout. Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 03, 2012 11:48 PM (JoIcn) so true. the original was such a hugh memory from my childhood is why I was so struck by the suckitude of this one.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 07:50 PM (T03Ll)

761 Well damn, got serious in the middle of Ette on Ette action. I denounce myself.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 07:50 PM (I/cLr)

762 755 it can also mean we spent our time on math, chem, physics, and a host of other actually useful things that can be applied to improving the lives of everyone around us.
Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 11:39 PM (ufJKx)

This too. Sorry! I don't really mean everyone (hence, it's a rant). I mean more reporters, writers, and other wordsmiths whose business is communicating with words and are supposed to know what things mean.

Also, blog comments are off limits for grammar police, IMO. It's all about context.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 11:44 PM (T03Ll)


========


I never actually knew that 'utilize' wasn't a synonym for 'use,' so I appreciate the info.  Utilize is a word I try to avoid though cuz it sounds so damn pompous.  That said, if I have to write a few paragraphs with 721 repetitions of the same word, it is nice to have a synonym to throw in once just to break it up.  I'll have to find a replacement.

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 07:51 PM (ufJKx)

763 The court was reacting to the fact that the Obamites have challenged the Separation of Powers *REPEATEDLY*, and the courts need to stop taking that lying down. You don't have power if you let someone else take it away from you, which is Obama's raison d'etre.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:51 PM (bxiXv)

764 DC, I ain't complaining! I am *very* fortunate to do what I do for a living. But, for the record, I had a serious corporate job and I quit with no backup plan whatsoever. Just jumped off the cliff. Landed 18 months later about 3 weeks away from running out of savings money and got the gig that started my new career. Could have been a disaster, damned glad it wasn't.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 07:52 PM (ZiYQG)

765 Judge Smith makes clear he wants the answer of Atty General Holder: "I want to be sure you're telling us that the attorney general and the Department of Justice do recognize the authority of the federal courts, through unelected judges, to strike acts of Congress or portions thereof in appropriate cases."

Posted by: USA at April 03, 2012 07:53 PM (6Cjut)

766 764

Posted by: Arbalest at April 03, 2012 11:48 PM (Cr+zC)


===


you don't say.

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 07:53 PM (ufJKx)

767 The court was reacting to the fact that the Obamites have challenged the Separation of Powers *REPEATEDLY*, and the courts need to stop taking that lying down. You don't have power if you let someone else take it away from you, which is Obama's raison d'etre. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 11:51 PM it is interesting that congress often seems to act like they cannot give their powers away quickly enough, especially when there is a dem in the oval office, but the court appears to guard its power a little more jealously.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

768 The Hoity-Toity don't use "utilize" anymore, they use "repurpose." Like they use "reimagine" instead of "remake without honoring the original." Well, in the latter case it's a lot shorter.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:53 PM (bxiXv)

769 You posted this *seconds* after my lap-occupant announced she was leaving for the night, you temptress! Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith Good timing, no awkward explanations were required on your part.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 07:54 PM (4Oajw)

770 Ok, now I'm taking Cougar to bed for real. Unfortunately, the bed will probably only be used for actual sleeping tonight. Night, all, and if the ettes get any friskier, please take pics. Looking at you, NC ref, since you are the Keeper of Teh Boobehs.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 07:54 PM (I/cLr)

771 764 Posted by: Arbalest at April 03, 2012 11:48 PM (Cr+zC) === you don't say. Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 11:53 PM (ufJKx) I think arbalest was just putting down the italics uprising.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 07:55 PM (T03Ll)

772 good night DC.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:55 PM (Z9EHQ)

773 Lib reader, I was just being snarky. It sounds great, and I'm glad you landed on your feet. Most times, good people with good skills will do that.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 07:56 PM (I/cLr)

774 We haven't really been tested yet. After all, in this recession, what percentage of the country has a cell phone? Cable? Internet? Compare that to 1942 and then talk about sacrifice. *end rant* Posted by: DC in Towson This. It still pisses me off Bush made no attempt to put us on a true war footing after 9/11. Other than airport gropes it was business as usual here. Huge mistake.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 07:56 PM (4Oajw)

775 okay, good night for real, everyone.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 07:56 PM (T03Ll)

776 later dudes who are leaving

Posted by: Zakn at April 03, 2012 07:56 PM (7F9i5)

777 Thanks Peaches.  And it's all Mexifornia now anyways, right???....dammit.  I do miss the 80s SoCal lifestyle...

Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 07:57 PM (/izg2)

778 hey Zakn

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 07:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

779 I'm going to need a third good night for you, Y5

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 07:57 PM (I/cLr)

780 772 Judge Smith makes clear he wants the answer of Atty General Holder: "I want to be sure you're telling us that the attorney general and the Department of Justice do recognize the authority of the federal courts, through unelected judges, to strike acts of Congress or portions thereof in appropriate cases."

Posted by: USA at April 03, 2012 11:53 PM (6Cjut)



What tickles me is the "or else".....as in, the DOJ shows up to argue something and the court denies them a place to argue their case.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2012 07:57 PM (kaalw)

781 779. It was just a close italics

Posted by: Arbalest at April 03, 2012 07:57 PM (Cr+zC)

782 For, from whatever.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2012 07:57 PM (I/cLr)

783 Being stupid sucks when you know you're stupid.  Take it from me.

Posted by: Truman North at April 03, 2012 07:57 PM (I2LwF)

784 I do miss the 80s SoCal lifestyle... Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 11:57 PM (/izg2) sigh. just when I'm leaving, things get interesting.

Posted by: elizabethe is all dead inside at April 03, 2012 07:57 PM (T03Ll)

785 I don't get too jazzed from someone using a word incorrectly, unless they're ranting online at me for something.  Stuff like mixing up your and you're, to and too, etc., by someone calling you an idiot usually will light my fuse.

By far the best thing about today was the 5th circuit calling Obama out for his remarks yesterday and giving his @ss and his corrupt DOJ a little homework to do in specific terms, with a deadline.  That's had me pretty much smiling all damn day.      

Posted by: Theresa at April 03, 2012 07:58 PM (6/tED)

786

</lurk>

Uh, troll dropping at #754?

<lurk>

 

 

Posted by: Scrat at April 03, 2012 07:58 PM (FU4t1)

787 "Being stupid sucks when you know you're stupid. Take it from me." I'm sorry, could you go over that middle part again?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 07:59 PM (R5yLq)

788 But Wile E. Coyote "utilizes" an anvil to create a trap to kill Bugs Bunny

Road Runner! There was that Wile E-lookalike wolf in one cartoon who went after sheep. Punched into work with the sheepdog. Good stuff.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 03, 2012 07:59 PM (bpT90)

789 it is interesting that congress often seems to act like they cannot give their powers away quickly enough, especially when there is a dem in the oval office, but the court appears to guard its power a little more jealously. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 11:53 PM (Z9EHQ) That is complicated but when you look at how political thinking differs inside and outside the beltway, what Democrats inside the beltway want and how they go about it, it makes a lot more sense. It completely sucks ass, but I'm not mystified by why they do it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:59 PM (bxiXv)

790 Desk job for the rest of the week. Expect postage. Yay

Posted by: Zakn at April 03, 2012 08:00 PM (7F9i5)

791 789 779. It was just a close italics

Posted by: Arbalest at April 03, 2012 11:57 PM (Cr+zC)

====


it was also just a smartass comment.  no disrespect intended.

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 08:01 PM (ufJKx)

792 Nothing at all inferred, DC. Sometimes I have to remind *myself* how I got here. I get asked a lot for advice in educational settings - I tell people, what are you willing to sacrifice? But knowing how many aspiring musicians are out there and how few get to really do it...sometimes I wish I could just beam my experiences into their brains, Total Recall style.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 08:01 PM (ZiYQG)

793 That is complicated but when you look at how political thinking differs inside and outside the beltway, what Democrats inside the beltway want and how they go about it, it makes a lot more sense. It completely sucks ass, but I'm not mystified by why they do it. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 11:59 PM I appreciate why they do it but I think the shortsightedness eventually significantly undermines their authority in ways congress will be happy with and which threaten the balance between the three branches, especially relative to the executive.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 08:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

794 Just jumped off the cliff. Landed 18 months later about 3 weeks away from running out of savings money and got the gig that started my new career. Could have been a disaster, damned glad it wasn't. Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 11:52 PM (ZiYQG) I totally get that. I had a "dropout period" that ended slightly *after* I ran out of resources, but hilarious coincidence kept me going until my new job was going great. That was two years before the viral heart failure, of course. I'm glad it worked out smoother for you, you have a family to look after!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 08:03 PM (bxiXv)

795 619 What the fuck is wrong with you people tonight?

Lack of adult supervision?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2012 11:09 PM (JMmQ9)



for me it was severe lack of burrito.. i got dinner and it sweetened me up more than a little. Grim said i was gettin scary.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 08:03 PM (r7Ddb)

796 800. I figured that. No Problem

Posted by: Arbalest at April 03, 2012 08:05 PM (Cr+zC)

797 for me it was severe lack of burrito.. i got dinner and it sweetened me up more than a little.



Is that a euphamism??? 

Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 08:06 PM (/izg2)

798 I appreciate why they do it but I think the shortsightedness eventually significantly undermines their authority in ways congress will be happy with and which threaten the balance between the three branches, especially relative to the executive. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 04, 2012 12:02 AM (Z9EHQ) Absolutely, but they think that if they get the *results* of bigger government and graft for their constituents (lobbyists), with less work (power), more's the better! You almost wonder how many left-wing representatives actually resent the power grabs but won't speak out about it, and how many actually think it's a good thing. It does kind of emphasize that the early-2000s problem was never an "imperial Presidency" and always a "Republican Presidency."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 08:06 PM (bxiXv)

799 "for me it was severe lack of burrito.. i got dinner and it sweetened me up more than a little. Grim said i was gettin scary." Lol.. wish I could use that as an excuse myself, truth is I was well fed and still managed to stick my foot in my mouth. Wasn't trying to piss anyone off, but I have to accept full blame for it. My timing sucked. Sigh.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 08:06 PM (R5yLq)

800 I wish I could just beam my experiences into their brains, Total Recall style.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 04, 2012 12:01 AM (ZiYQG)



how is your kitty? is he still better? my new kitten is really super sweet. Moe is the best kitten EVAH. or at least thats what i tell him. His father calls him a naughty little bastard. Strangely, he seems to like Daddy best. I think the Naked pusseh let him know i was HERS.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 08:07 PM (r7Ddb)

801 Oh, hey, gushk!!  How you doin'?  I would KILL for a burrito.  Sadly, I don't gots one, either.  Oh, and a "fetch" kitty is soooooo cool (had one, miss that fucker madly). 

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 08:07 PM (w407e)

802 Wasn't trying to piss anyone off, but I have to accept full blame for it. My timing sucked. Sigh. Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 04, 2012 12:06 AM (R5yLq) Dude, you dropped a grenade at White Sands. You of all people don't have anything to apologize for.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 08:08 PM (bxiXv)

803 Cats become attached to you if they know you hate them. They are sadistic little bastards.

Posted by: Zakn at April 03, 2012 08:08 PM (7F9i5)

804 *Blinks*

{Delurks}

Merovign, you had viral heart failure?  I ask because I got hit with the same thing last fall.  I had never even heard of the condition before.  Brought me down hard. 
How did it work out for you?  I seem to have gotten lucky with the drug therapy, but it was pretty scary for a while.  Slowly building back to normal now (I hope).

Posted by: Dr. Heywood R. 'Pink' Floyd at April 03, 2012 08:08 PM (L4MV+)

805 Cats become attached to you if they know you hate them. They are sadistic little bastards. Posted by: Zakn at April 04, 2012 12:08 AM (7F9i5) are you sure they are not just biker girls and are attracted to bad boys?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 08:09 PM (Z9EHQ)

806 Wasn't trying to piss anyone off, but I have to accept full blame for it. My timing sucked.

Sigh.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 04, 2012 12:06 AM (R5yLq)



i do that all the time. I often say things and then realize ... oh whoops O_O

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 08:10 PM (r7Ddb)

807 fyi, y'all have ruined the word moron. now that is a term of endearment I have had to find a synonym.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 08:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

808 Chemjeff - I admit, I take it a bit personally, because my whole family went to Harvard (father, brother, sister), and they're all the furthest thing from snobs you can imagine. My Dad's Dad had a soda bottling business in Brooklyn - he got in on the waiting list and he jumped at the chance (he was about to enroll in NYU). Of course, the T. Coddington Van Voorheeses of the time looked down on *him*. But somehow, my Dad gets lumped in with the "elites who went to Harvard and look down on other Americans" meme, and I sit here and I'm like, bullshit. I know what you mean and I'm sure some have experienced that, but I think it's been exploited into a political meme that far exaggerates the actual snobbery that exists - and what snobbery there is, is an *establishment* snobbery more than anything. Then again, in the musician sideman business, it's pretty close to a meritocracy. You can either play, or you can't. If anything, some folks don't want a "schooled" player and there's *reverse snobbery*. True story: Musician goes to audition, plays well. Bandleader says, "Says here you went to [famous music school]." Musician says, "That's right." Bandleader says, "Well, didn't seem to hurt you any."

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 08:12 PM (ZiYQG)

809 "Dude, you dropped a grenade at White Sands. You of all people don't have anything to apologize for." I would disagree - if I did hurt Jimbo's feelings then I do owe him an apology, even if it wasn't my intent. The filter between my brain and my mouth just doesn't work that great sometimes, but again no excuse. I was trying to be funny and obviously Jimbo didn't take it that way. Jimbo's a good guy and he really doesn't deserve to be walking around with the mistaken impression that I think ill of him, so I have to set that straight. So next time I see him I'll offer him a heartfelt apology. Because it's the right thing to do - he deserves it.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 08:12 PM (R5yLq)

810 Posted by: comatus at April 03, 2012 11:33 PM (ZOlM3)

I'm fully of the opinion that officers should settle personal disputes with a pair of singlesticks and some privacy.

Yes, it's annoying that fencing is hard to find, although that seems to be changing.  Most decent sized cities have a club, and most of those have adult beginner classes.  It's nice as well that the historical European martial arts are starting to develop a following, as it means that there is more than Olympic fencing available.


Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 08:12 PM (tlK1P)

811 "i do that all the time. I often say things and then realize ... oh whoops O_O" Yup... it's a real challenge for me at times. Smart ass crap pops into my head pretty much 24/7 and I really have a hard time sometimes remember that not everyone has my rather warped sense of humor. I've gotten a little better as I've gotten older, but it's still a daily challenge.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 08:14 PM (R5yLq)

812 @755, John Adams thought he had to study politics and war, so his sons could study mathematics and philosophy, natural history and naval architecture, and his grandchildren, painting, poetry, music, architecture, tapestry, porcelain.

They've re-organized the university departments since then. Some people get pretty confused about where they really stand. The most complex, dangerous, and two-sided tool you will ever use, especially if you've been convinced you're a STEM Prince, is language. You do not inherit it, you do not pick it up as you go along, and you're not going to understand its use by reading in your spare time.

Engineering used to be a five-year program. There was a reason for that. We used to think they needed a college education along with their engineering training. Many now take offense at that notion.

I've built cars, brewed up chemical compounds, and designed and built my house and some other buildings. I don't think I'm an engineer, and certainly not a scientist. Yet every engineering apprentice (and with a B.S., that is what you are) thinks he's got language, rhetoric and grammar down pat because his buds appear to understand him when he orders a round.  Sooner or later, deliberate ignorance of language thinking gets you, and your project and your clients, into trouble. 

Posted by: comatus at April 03, 2012 08:15 PM (ZOlM3)

813 Gushka - our kitteh made a FULL recovery. It was amazing to see the difference in the month I was on the road. Wife even takes him for walks outside in the backyard...on a leash! It's hilarious. He thinks he's a dog. More than anything, we're happy he's healthy. Must have been your good vibes. New kitten!! Moe. Very cute. Congrats. But, uh, what/who is "Naked pusseh?"

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 08:16 PM (ZiYQG)

814 I'm sorry, but this really bugs me. Can someone email Maet and tell him to get rid of #754? It's really offensive.

Posted by: Scrat at April 03, 2012 08:17 PM (FU4t1)

815 I'm fully of the opinion that officers should settle personal disputes with a pair of singlesticks and some privacy. See? I told you DADT repeal would work out for the best IYKWIM and if you ever need another "singlestick" for your "private party" let me know Posted by: Bawney Fwank at April 04, 2012 12:16 AM (7FadD) I had a feeling repealing that don't aask don't tell would not be a good thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 08:17 PM (Z9EHQ)

816 816-i find shit headed meat sack works well.

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 03, 2012 08:18 PM (JvP2I)

817 Merovign - viral heart failure? WTF?! Like McCroskey said, looks like you picked the wrong week to have viral heart failure. How did you a) survive; b) not go broke if you were between jobs? Private insurance?

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 08:20 PM (ZiYQG)

818 810 Oh, hey, gushk!! How you doin'? I would KILL for a burrito. Sadly, I don't gots one, either. Oh, and a "fetch" kitty is soooooo cool (had one, miss that fucker madly).

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2012 12:07 AM (w407e)




I love teh burritos. I think the little guy's trying to get me to play with me EVEN MORE. he LOVES to play. Grimmy adores him but just can belive hes run into an animal that considers everything in THE WHOLE WORLD his toy. Dogs are playful but not quite in the kitten way.



But its hilarious, Grim named the kitty, and the tiny little white booger sleeps curled up between me and his dad, or in his daddys arms.  The other kitteh glares at him balefully if she is on me, and he gets too close. Shes protecting her turf.



Grim was expecting Moe to be all in the way while i did the henna thing with my hair. nope.  he was civilized, came over then knock out next to me, while i sat with my slime and watched the daywalkers comment on the controversies of the day. I was really out of sorts though. three hours and fourty minutes with green slime on my knee length hair  was a flippin drag, but little kitty stayed the whole time and cuddled, the good little boy.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 08:20 PM (r7Ddb)

819 816-i find shit headed meat sack works well. Posted by: whiskey tango at April 04, 2012 12:18 AM (JvP2I) Thank you. I actually am not going to be able to use that, not quite pc enough, but I will think it when I am calling them clowns. clowns is what I have decide to go with for now. It does not sound that offensive unless you really think about it - it is almost offensive.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2012 08:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

820 wow, my dad is FUCKED up and I saw more of him than I EVER needed to see. Fireman carrying a 270 pound naked dude 20 feet is no fun

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 08:22 PM (M8yfa)

821
One great tool you can make for yourself is a Tennessee forge. It's a conical hole in the ground, best if lined with arrn or firebrick...

Posted by: comatus at April 03, 2012 11:33 PM (ZOlM3)


comatus:

What in hell is "arrn"? Can't find it at Bing or Dictionary.com.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 03, 2012 08:23 PM (7+pP9)

822 How did it work out for you? I seem to have gotten lucky with the drug therapy, but it was pretty scary for a while. Slowly building back to normal now (I hope). Posted by: Dr. Heywood R. 'Pink' Floyd at April 04, 2012 12:08 AM (L4MV+) I certainly haven't had the worst time of it, but I am *terminally* disappointed with my doctors and the standard of care I've been subjected to. I'm hopefully going to Cardiologist #7 in the next few weeks. My heart's been slowly getting better for two years but everything else is getting worse, probably because of the drugs. Let me know what they have you on and if they're doing regular blood tests to keep an eye on your kidneys. A lot of other factors make a huge difference and the people doing the studies only really seem to care about the elderly and heart attacks, the information holes are incredibly frustrating.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 08:23 PM (bxiXv)

823 arrn = iron?

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 03, 2012 08:24 PM (7+pP9)

824 I think the little guy's trying to get me to play with me EVEN MORE.

He'll probably be more successful at that when Grim is out of town, lol!

Okay, I'm out, fappers.  The only way I can stop drinking these days is to go to bed.  I'm hanging in by the skin of my teeth these days.  But, this too shall pass.

God bless us, every one!

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2012 08:25 PM (w407e)

825 Engineering used to be a five-year program. There was a reason for that. We used to think they needed a college education along with their engineering training. Many now take offense at that notion.

I've built cars, brewed up chemical compounds, and designed and built my house and some other buildings. I don't think I'm an engineer, and certainly not a scientist. Yet every engineering apprentice (and with a B.S., that is what you are) thinks he's got language, rhetoric and grammar down pat because his buds appear to understand him when he orders a round. Sooner or later, deliberate ignorance of language thinking gets you, and your project and your clients, into trouble.


I used to be regular on a bulletin board that had a lot of STEM types and they had precisely that problem.  Most of them were very liberal as well, which I don't think was a coincidence.

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 08:26 PM (tlK1P)

826
New kitten!! Moe. Very cute. Congrats. But, uh, what/who is "Naked pusseh?"

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 04, 2012 12:16 AM (ZiYQG)



i have a hairless cat. She is adorable, and my darling baby. She got very depressed when he older (very aged) fuzzy sisters died this winter. She was miserable when she was alone, because shed never in her life been in the house by herself, if i left...  so i got moe.


Moe is a defective hairless cat born with fur. (the breeder is a friend of mine.) But he is perfect for me. The Naked one now views him as a naughty younger brother she is willing to accept, and tolerate but not love. But shes not leaving my room again and doesnt sit by the door till i get home when i leave any more.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 08:26 PM (r7Ddb)

827 Nite Peaches.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 08:27 PM (4Oajw)

828 Merovign - Ah, OK, I see it's still ongoing. Sorry if I missed info upthread.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 08:27 PM (ZiYQG)

829 How did you a) survive; b) not go broke if you were between jobs? Private insurance? Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 04, 2012 12:20 AM (ZiYQG) 1) Tell doctors when they're wrong. 2) Tougher than old dirt. 3) I am going broke. 4) The reason I'm not homeless is private insurance, SSDI will pay for Giant Diaper Boy but not me. If I can get control of the side effects I'd be able to work again. I can't walk several days a month (gout caused by medicine), I can barely get up in the morning (medicine), I'm forgetful and aggro all the time (medicine). Ever see someone with a 15% ejection fraction walk out of the ICU and drive home? Neither had the nurses. I was released, BTW, I didn't just leave in the middle of treatment. I am just not effing going to let this thing kill me. Period. Now that I wrote all that I see I may have misspoken earlier, I got a good job and two years later the stupid bug tried to kill my heart.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 08:29 PM (bxiXv)

830 @832, "Arrn" is pronounced by Yankee collegians as "eye-run."
Fe, element 26. There's a city named after it in southern Ahia, Arrntn. My "utilization" of it is entirely arronic.

Posted by: comatus at April 03, 2012 08:31 PM (ZOlM3)

831 Gushka hooked me up with a new cardiologist who *already* makes more sense than the other 6, and I haven't even spoken to him yet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 08:31 PM (bxiXv)

832 "Moe is a defective hairless cat " Hmm.. ok, is it just me or does that sound redundant? Ouch!.. Ribs.. lol.. Well folks, I have to call it a night. My alarm dog is telling me it's time for bed. Hopefully catch you all tomorrow.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 03, 2012 08:33 PM (R5yLq)

833 817   Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 04, 2012 12:12 AM (ZiYQG)

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There are other issues at play other than snobbery.  One is groupthink.  Our country has a lot of worthwhile people from a wide spectrum of places that have something to offer.  Yet, our government is becoming the mental version of the royal hemophiliacs because it is relying on a group of people that is too small and too closely knit-- as if they alone have all the answers and there is simply no possibility that someone else might have a better answer.


Another problem is one of complex reality.  No one has ever been smart enough to actually succeed at what some of the 'elites' think they can do.  Unfortunately, a percentage of those people also tend to become pretty abusive and dismissive when they are reminded of that fact, no matter how gently it is done.  That generates resentment that has probably become palpable to you.


So, the backlash comes in multiple forms.  Three of them are: snobs tend to draw fire, some people are just trying to combat the dangers of groupthink and they are right to do so, and some people are just trying to keep those who are over-impressed with their own intelligence from hurting the rest of society by undertaking ventures they are not capable of doing successfully.  There are probably others as well.

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 08:34 PM (ufJKx)

834 Merovign,

THAT many cardiologists?  So sorry to hear that.  I lucked out, I guess, because the initial guy I got in the hospital called the diagnosis right away and had me on a drug regimen out of the gate that seems to have worked (took 5 months to go from an EF of 10 to 45 - still not out of the woods, but... better).  They run blood/urine tests every month to monitor the kidneys.  I was throwing out a lot of protein when first diagnosed, but that seems to have cleared up.

At peak "cocktail" here's what I was taking:  Carvedilol 50mg; Spironolact 25mg; Furosemide 80mg; as well as Lisinopril (slightly high BP pre-condition) and a statin (they seem to prescribe this to anyone who walks in with heart problems now) and a baby aspirin.

Best of luck to you.  I hope the new guy stabilizes things and you start feeling better.

Posted by: Dr. Heywood R. 'Pink' Floyd at April 03, 2012 08:35 PM (L4MV+)

835
comatus:

Do you arrn or eye-run your clothes?

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 03, 2012 08:35 PM (7+pP9)

836 Holy hell, Merovign, Godspeed on all that. Don't know what else to say, except that I feel sorry for the bugs in your system, as they seem to have chosen a most inhospitable host, and long may that be the case. Private insurance is expensive as hell - I've had it ever since my plunge off the cliff - but the only thing more expensive is NOT having it, as I'm sure you know well by now. Has your insurer been cooperative with you now that you've called them up to bat in the big leagues?

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 08:37 PM (ZiYQG)

837 Gushka hooked me up with a new cardiologist who *already* makes more sense than the other 6, and I haven't even spoken to him yet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2012 12:31 AM (bxiXv)



Gushka encouraged me to seek medical help when I was trying to get through this stupid infection (NOT where y'all morons think it was!) on my own.  She rocks.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 03, 2012 08:38 PM (/izg2)

838 829- oooooohhhhh i forget that some people have jobs and participate in 'society'. unlike me unfortunately.

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 03, 2012 08:38 PM (JvP2I)

839 Part of the reason for the backlash is that education has less of a value than it once did.  More people are going to college, for better or worse, and it's been apparent for a while that the Ivy League schools really aren't that much better at the undergraduate level.  Harvard grade inflation stories abound, and the other schools are similar.  The result is that a Harvard education is seen less as a sign of intelligence and work effort and more as an indicator that a person has all the proper connections.

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 08:38 PM (tlK1P)

840 And I can totally relate to your side effects.  I've so far ducked the gout (thankfully), but the fatigue and forgetfulness have been a huge problem.  I'm slowly getting back to work, but it's an uphill climb.  Again, best wishes.

Posted by: Dr. Heywood R. 'Pink' Floyd at April 03, 2012 08:40 PM (L4MV+)

841 She rocks.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 04, 2012 12:38 AM (/izg2)




Gushie loves her friends is all. (i want to keep you around)

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 08:40 PM (r7Ddb)

842 education has less of a value than it once did Absolutely. A high school education up through the early 60s was better than a bachelors today.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 03, 2012 08:44 PM (4Oajw)

843 Granted, my degree is a nothing degree in social sciences, but I don't feel like I could have had any better an education in anoteher institution.  It was rewarding and stimulating, I learned a ton, and my professors were knowledgeable and really into the subject matter.

Posted by: Truman North at April 03, 2012 08:47 PM (I2LwF)

844 (took 5 months to go from an EF of 10 to 45 - still not out of the woods, but... better). It took me two years to get from 15 to 33. At peak "cocktail" here's what I was taking: Lisinopril made me cough so much I went through a bag of cough drops every day and has to sleep with one in my cheek. Furosemide didn't work, they finally listened after 5 months and when I switched to Bumetanide I dropped 40 lbs in 10 days. I'm on more carvedilol and it has the worst side effects, the first time they upped the dose I was mad at everything for a week, and I've had adrenal flare-ups - imagine an adrenaline rush that lasts three days. They've banned me from almost all painkillers, and the drugs wreck my joints and cause gout. I'm not taking a cholesterol synthesis inhibitor (statin) when my memory is already a problem (memories are formed through cholesterol synthesis). I basically won't ever talk to my current doctors again if I can avoid it. When I started getting better enough that I could *do* things I started dropping them. Have had a hard time finding alternatives locally. Best of luck to you. I hope the new guy stabilizes things and you start feeling better. Posted by: Dr. Heywood R. 'Pink' Floyd at April 04, 2012 12:35 AM (L4MV+) I sure do, too, thanks. I'm glad to hear things are moving faster for you, you'll be back at it in no time. The good news is my arteries are clear and there's no permanent damage to the heart, damned thing's just lazy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 08:47 PM (bxiXv)

845 Absolutely. A high school education up through the early 60s was better than a bachelors today.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 04, 2012 12:44 AM (4Oajw)


certainly higher standards for reading comprehension, memorization,  algebra, shop skills, analytical and critical thinking skills. (and i dont mean deconstruction, i mean logic and rhetoric.)

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 08:49 PM (r7Ddb)

846 Has your insurer been cooperative with you now that you've called them up to bat in the big leagues? Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 04, 2012 12:37 AM (ZiYQG) The disability insurance is The Hartford, and apart from getting copies of medical reports, their position has been "as long as the policy lasts, whatever you want." There has been *zero* pressure from them and they've helped me get my money faster when schedules aren't working out. Unlike SSDI, who just categorically reject everything for years and then hold a hearing after most people die off. Unless you're giant diaper boy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 08:50 PM (bxiXv)

847 Gushie loves her friends is all. (i want to keep you around) Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 04, 2012 12:40 AM (r7Ddb) You take care of people. That's a fact.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 08:51 PM (bxiXv)

848 Re Mumia, fear not. The president can't pardon a prisoner of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Not that a little thing like Constitutional jurisdiction would stop Obie from trying. But when the Supreme Court vacates, it'll be the cherry on top of his sorry-ass presidency.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 03, 2012 08:51 PM (a5ljo)

849

Speaking of logic versus deconstruction... I learned deconstruction. or as they call it, Marxist reasoning throughout my college career.  But I was already strong at logic and I took two logic course, and I feel like learning both made me a better thinker.  Specifically, a better advocate for those things which I believe.  I can deconstruct that which is deconstructible, I can compare it to that which isn't, and I know what I know and why I "know" it.

 

Don't discount deconstruction as an alternate way of understanding things.  Just don't take it to be complete and self-sufficient.  In fact, understanding Marxist thought processes makes it easier for me to talk about things with academics, political types, and liberals.  I think it makes it easier for me to explain what I believe and to persuade them that we conservatives aren't crazy or evil.

Posted by: Truman North at April 03, 2012 08:53 PM (I2LwF)

850 I just think the fact that the Mac guy from the Mac vs PC commercials plays the idiot doctor is perfect.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 03, 2012 08:57 PM (r4wIV)

851 Oh, c'mon Chemjeff. I was asking sincerely. I've thought many times about what would happen if me or my wife got seriously ill. I'm a freaking musician, I do alright but I'm not exactly socking away the savings. I've heard both horror stories and great things about SSDI and private insurance, depending on who I've asked. I have private insurance, so I asked.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 08:57 PM (ZiYQG)

852 Just want Maet to know we just watched the entire Idocracy movie.
I had no idea of its existence and now I am frightened for our future.


Sasha and Malia deserve a better kiddie pool out front the Whitehouse.

Posted by: Derak at April 03, 2012 08:57 PM (VEhDR)

853 You take care of people. That's a fact.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2012 12:51 AM (bxiXv)




i know the value of good people, and want to keep them in my life. Thats a fact too. if you are suffering or dead that would be teh suck. SO i am being a little selfish as well

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 08:59 PM (r7Ddb)

854 Merovign, happy to hear they've been cool about it. I have Blue Cross/Blue Shield of TN - hope they're as good as The Hartford if the time were ever to come. JC, I had a long reply to your post but I decided that it was teh suck. Basically I was saying that there's a conservative groupthink as well, it's not exclusive property of liberals, look at the way conservative media behaves, etc. But too many words and too close to midnight, so I hit delete.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 09:01 PM (ZiYQG)

855 I've heard both horror stories and great things about SSDI and private insurance, depending on who I've asked. I have private insurance, so I asked. Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 04, 2012 12:57 AM (ZiYQG) The Hartford - disability insurance - awesome. Blue Cross - Medical - not outstanding, but no complaints. Competent, covers most things. PayFlex - FSA - I would not do business with them again if you put a gun to my head. I would rather burn my money. I would rather have my medical savings handled by a DMV office in Colombia. Run by FARC terrorists.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 09:01 PM (bxiXv)

856 i know the value of good people, and want to keep them in my life. Thats a fact too. if you are suffering or dead that would be teh suck. SO i am being a little selfish as well Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 04, 2012 12:59 AM (r7Ddb) Capitalism! Enlightened self-interest works!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 09:02 PM (bxiXv)

857 Its an actual disability, h8ter.

Posted by: Giant Diaper Boy at April 03, 2012 09:02 PM (eTlP8)

858 @866 - You're talking about the actor Justin Root, who is *brilliant* in everything he does. He was the teenage superfan in Galaxy Quest as well, who helps them land back on earth. Also, he was in Zack And Miri Make A Porno (I won't even try to explain his role in that).

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 09:04 PM (ZiYQG)

859 Basically I was saying that there's a conservative groupthink as well, it's not exclusive property of liberals, look at the way conservative media behaves, etc. But too many words and too close to midnight, so I hit delete. Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 04, 2012 01:01 AM (ZiYQG) Sometime we'll have to talk about that. When there's more time.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 09:05 PM (bxiXv)

860 gah, Justin LONG, mixed him up with Stephen Root.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 09:06 PM (ZiYQG)

861 873 Its an actual disability, h8ter. Posted by: Giant Diaper Boy at April 04, 2012 01:02 AM (eTlP Yeah. Unlike heart failure. I guess it makes sense the government bureaucrats would not see doing without a heart as a big disability. Or a brain. Every try to get SSDI for anencephaly?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 09:06 PM (bxiXv)

862 Merovign - it's a date. Off to bed. Night y'all.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 03, 2012 09:06 PM (ZiYQG)

863 @847 Arrn or eye-run clothes? AoS Lifestyle answer? No.[/]

You could "press" them, of course. Or, East Coast, "send them out."

I can't transliterate what I think is the right way to say iron, because I haven't installed "schwa" in my symbol toolkit. But it kinda, sorta, rhymes with "I earn." Over the years, I have been surprised by the variant forms.

And oh yeah, of the actual metal too. There are high-carbon irons (the plural, that's a tricky one) that make a decent knife blade, holding an edge well, and not brittle. In compression, iron is often superior to steel for weight-bearing. Some wrought iron is almost rustproof. And cast has amazing thermal properties. It's the very stuff, and we've lost our sense of wonder at how we used it to change the world.

Posted by: comatus at April 03, 2012 09:07 PM (ZOlM3)

864 Capitalism! Enlightened self-interest works!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2012 01:02 AM (bxiXv)



indeed. i read Atlas Shrugged when i was 13 and i was scarred for life. its sorta weird to now be living it. i guess we know who Cuffy Meigs is.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 09:07 PM (r7Ddb)

865 It's the very stuff, and we've lost our sense of wonder at how we used it to change the world.

Posted by: comatus at April 04, 2012 01:07 AM (ZOlM3)



people have lost their sense of wonder, period. i think its because they have no self respect, or respect for anything, actually. i think the wonder starts there.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 09:11 PM (r7Ddb)

866 Iron is amazing, but I still want a long list of things made from forged titanium-aluminide. If I were insanely rich.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 09:13 PM (bxiXv)

867 870
JC, I had a long reply to your post but I decided that it was teh suck. Basically I was saying that there's a conservative groupthink as well, it's not exclusive property of liberals, look at the way conservative media behaves, etc. But too many words and too close to midnight, so I hit delete.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at April 04, 2012 01:01 AM (ZiYQG)


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My guess is I would not argue your point.  Groupthink is dangerous and it takes a truly accurate mirror to avoid those dangers. 


One distinction I would make however, is that I was being specific about 'elites in government.'  For example, how many current members of the SCOTUS are not from Harvard or Yale?  Out of the last 4 Prez's, how many did not go to Harvard or Yale?


To me, the worst part is when they start congratulating themselves on how diverse they are.

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 09:14 PM (ufJKx)

868 #782

OTOH, a lot of the stuff civilians were asked to put up with during WWII was a fraud intended to increased feelings of participation in the war effort. Much of the items that were rationed were never remotely in short supply. A consideration that helped inspired the Marshall Plan was that it would be insanely expensive to ship back the massive amount of non-battlefield stuff we'd shipped overseas to support our troops. It was cheaper to leave it there as a contribution to the rebuilding.

It might have been a good reason to cut entitlements but in general, without a real existential threat requiring factory conversion or new factories entirely, there wasn't any good reason to take a dump on the economy paying for all of this. When WWII began, Roosevelt had already spent most of two terms doing that.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 09:25 PM (kcfmt)

869 884 Elitist #1: I'm a lesbian poet with a B.A. in 17th century French literature!
Elitist #2: Really? I'm a gay African-American sociologist interested in issues of income inequality and poverty!
Elitist #3: Really? Wow that is so interesting! I'm a Latino environmental activist who fights Big Oil and promotes green technology!
Elitist #1: Wow, that's so awesome!
Elitist #2: Yeah, look at us, we are so smart and culturally aware and... diverse!
Elitist #3: You got it! Say, where did you go to college?
Elitist #1: I went to Yale.
Elitist #2: Really? Me too!
Elitist #3: So did I!
Elitist #1: Wow, what a *coincidence*!

Posted by: A Conversation on the Upper West Side at April 04, 2012 01:20 AM (7FadD)


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Exactly.  Now let's add just a couple more tests: could any of them actually feed, clothe, house, or transport themselves if they did not have someone else to do it for them?  Exactly how 'elite' is that?

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 09:26 PM (ufJKx)

870 #882

If I were insanely rich I'd want my padded cell lined with mink and all my straight jackets would be silk.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 09:27 PM (kcfmt)

871 Good evening again.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 09:29 PM (4ixH5)

872 Alex makes a fine point about backlash; I won't do the language the violence of using it in the plural, but my experience has been that, just as people have a tendency to carry certain youthful prejudices, and their groupthink, through their careers, everyone lashes back at what they saw as the system's worst abuses from their formative years. FWIW I hate it that people are like that, but, there you go.

I had to deal, some time ago, with hidebound high-school-educated bureaucrats who owed their jobs to The Party, and distrusted anyone with more education than they had, paying no attention to major or school. Fun times, as we like to say here. There are plenty of those still around.

That backlash is not quite the same as the new one against what I'll call "what higher education has become." Some common ground, but still. Many people feel that the entire education hierarchy has been transformed into a weapon aimed at their way of life. I understand.

In between, there was a backlash against old-boyism, even though many of my high school fellow prisoners went to Big State because they said, cynically I thought, that they could make better connections there. Some did.

And there was a backlash (not nearly enough) against turning higher education into a training ground for what Horace Mann called "agents of the State." That's how two-year normal schools became universities.

I get a little backlashy (sorry) on this trade-school thing, even though in My Republic you wouldn't earn a degree without demonstrating either a marketable skill or current employment, besides expertise in your field.

I had a Yalie for a Shakespeare class at a state school. He did a very good job of sharing the insights he had absorbed there, and that was it. Hard grader, too. He left the PhD program to sell insurance.

But I also met a philosophy professor fresh from a Harvard post-doc, who studied with Nozick under Rawls. He mentored, more or less, the last two years of my education. We became very close friends and I reckon him the best thinker I've ever known.  As I said, there you go.

Posted by: comatus at April 03, 2012 09:34 PM (ZOlM3)

873 Yyyeppers!

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 09:34 PM (4ixH5)

874 Not looking at porn.

Totally not looking at porn.

Couldn't get the porn if I wanted to.

So totally not looking.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 09:34 PM (4ixH5)

875 so are you at the hotel?

John has a long mustache ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 03, 2012 09:37 PM (crQEo)

876 Though if I were... No, no, totally not looking. But speaking of which I found out last night that Lifetime is doing a made for TV remake of The Blue Lagoon. Seriously? The Blue fucking Lagoon? Three things. 1. The original was fucking stupid. 2. It was about incest and that's not really hot. 3. Tits or get the fuck out.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 09:37 PM (4ixH5)

877

Posted by: Adriane at April 04, 2012 01:37 AM (crQEo)


And he's twirling it.  Twirling!


Oh, I'm almost finished with Farscape season three.  Just finished the next to last episode.


Crais, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 09:39 PM (4ixH5)

878 But what if she really is a hottie?

Posted by: Morgan Freeman at April 04, 2012 01:40 AM (7FadD)


Word!

Posted by: Angelina Jolie's Brother at April 03, 2012 09:42 PM (4ixH5)

879 Nice talking with you. Actually, as a retired gentleman of leisure, I have absolutely no commitments in the morning, but I think I'll nod off just the same. Forecasts have been spotty, but if weather permits I have some tree work to do. Trim a few, move a few. I love me some trees.

One of my predecessors, Roooootherfurd BeHayes, had a house about 40 miles from me. When asked why he didn't run for another term, he said "I'm going home to Spiegel Grove. I have trees to plant."

We could do worse than to emulate his sentiment.

Posted by: comatus at April 03, 2012 09:44 PM (ZOlM3)

880 Crais, you magnificent bastard!

Yeah verily,

Lani Tapu's (sp?) delivery of "Talyn, Starburst..."  was superb...

Posted by: Adriane at April 03, 2012 09:44 PM (crQEo)

881 894 so are you at the hotel?

John has a long mustache ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 04, 2012 01:37 AM (crQEo)


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schzzzzjjooonnnnn  haz a lowongg mooostaashchz.

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 09:44 PM (ufJKx)

882 hmm, farscape
is it good?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 04, 2012 01:44 AM (7FadD)


yes, very much so

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 09:45 PM (M8yfa)

883 We could do worse than to emulate his sentiment.

Trudat.

Posted by: Adriane at April 03, 2012 09:46 PM (crQEo)

884 hmm, farscape
is it good?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 04, 2012 01:44 AM (7FadD)


There's three chicks in it I'd like to have my way with.

And the stories are very good, too.

I dig it.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 09:46 PM (4ixH5)

885 I tend to hang with people of similar political views; it just gets too unpleasant if it's brought up with someone of a completely opposite view.
 
You (and they) are unlikely to change anyone's mind so bitterness is all that's left.
 
So to change it up a bit here the band Babe Ruth playing A Fistful of Dollars. I like the studio version better, but this all that's uploaded:
 
http://tinyurl.com/6shkxcn

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2012 09:47 PM (ccXZP)

886 891
I get a little backlashy (sorry) on this trade-school thing, even though in My Republic you wouldn't earn a degree without demonstrating either a marketable skill or current employment, besides expertise in your field.

Posted by: comatus at April 04, 2012 01:34 AM (ZOlM3)


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And yet, law school is just a trade school and for whatever reason we have turned our entire government over to that small, non-diverse, groupthinking bunch.  Bad error on the part of the voters.

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 09:48 PM (ufJKx)

887 #817

It doesn't take a history to acquire an attitude. People invent themselves every day. Some of the worst I've ever met came from the humblest of beginnings and looked upon that with shame rather than pride of accomplishment. (OTOH, some can remind you so often of their started from nothing staus it becomes parody ala The Four Yorkshiremen: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlIXn0r0AY8  )

A big part of comes from wanting to impress those who do care about what your predecessor did rather than what you've done or might do. We had a war to be rid of the idea of hereditary royalty but it crept back in. It is an essential flaw in the human makeup.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 09:48 PM (kcfmt)

888 Dude. Considering buying a PS3. What are some must have games for it? Want to play Journey and see what thats all about

Posted by: Zakn at April 03, 2012 09:49 PM (7F9i5)

889 Hey, wait a minute! Obie's arguing that one vote on the Supreme Court shouldn't overturn a law passed by wide majority of legislators?

Ninja, please! a 5-4 SCOTUS vote is a 56-44 majority. This monstrosity squeaked through the House 51-49. Obama himself won a 52-48 majority.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 03, 2012 09:50 PM (a5ljo)

890 #902

Easily among the best SF series in TV history.

The lead played by Ben Browder was remarkable in being able to simultaneously be cocky and lacking confidence at the same time.

"Is it a bad plan? Of course it is. We thought of it. But it's our plan and they don't know we have one this bad and they're not prepared for it!"
 

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 09:52 PM (kcfmt)

891 910 Hey, wait a minute! Obie's arguing that one vote on the Supreme Court shouldn't overturn a law passed by wide majority of legislators?

Ninja, please! a 5-4 SCOTUS vote is a 56-44 majority. This monstrosity squeaked through the House 51-49. Obama himself won a 52-48 majority.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 04, 2012 01:50 AM (a5ljo)


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Odumbcluck is completely innumerate.  I challenge anyone to come up with any evidence to the contrary.  I have looked and come up empty every time.  I think one of the reasons why trillion dollar deficits don't bother him is he has absolutely no idea what the difference between million, billion, and trillion really mean.


He is so innumerate that the concept of runaway compounding is just as foreign to him as the most complex math would be to most folks.

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 09:55 PM (ufJKx)

892 Oh, I'm almost finished with Farscape season three. Just finished the next to last episode. Crais, you magnificent bastard! Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 01:39 AM (4ixH5) The season 4 open is what dragged me back into the series, I wasn't interested the first time. I went back and watched it all and saw what I was missing. epobirs, one of the awesome things about it was that Crichton *actually* grew as a character gradually through the series, and so did Aeryn (less gradually). The others did but not as dramatically. You could see Crichton adapting to this insane world he found himself in.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 09:56 PM (bxiXv)

893

Is that weird or what? Yeah, the embarrassment stuff is *less* funny. Is it because they're short, I'm not watching someone be humiliated for an hour like a movie?


Same for me.   For me, it seems cruel to use a guy/gal as a continuous punching bug for jokes.  

Am a much bigger fan of humor that laughs at yourself. = P

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 03, 2012 09:56 PM (zkh84)

894 I think one of the reasons why trillion dollar deficits don't bother him is he has absolutely no idea what the difference between million, billion, and trillion really mean.

I think he understand brazillions though ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 03, 2012 09:56 PM (crQEo)

895 And goodness, this is quite the prolific ONT.   We haven't gone past midnight PST and we're already nearing 1k!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 03, 2012 09:57 PM (zkh84)

896 Epo, Are you watching Farscape again? That show always makes me think it's the updated version of Pigs In Space from the Muppet Show. Just finished watching the whole series last week.

Posted by: Jerry at April 03, 2012 10:00 PM (4SKYj)

897 G'night, chemjeff,

better tomorrows ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 03, 2012 10:01 PM (crQEo)

898 916 I think one of the reasons why trillion dollar deficits don't bother him
is he has absolutely no idea what the difference between million,
billion, and trillion really mean.


I think he understand brazillions though ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 04, 2012 01:56 AM (crQEo)


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that might explain why he walks so funny.

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 10:01 PM (ufJKx)

899 Goodnight, CJ.

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 10:02 PM (ufJKx)

900 that might explain why he walks so funny.

I thought it was the mom jeans but no, no, you could be on to something ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 03, 2012 10:03 PM (crQEo)

901 G'nite all too. I'll leave another Babe Ruth song, this time with vocals. The Duchess of Orleans:
 
http://tinyurl.com/7b2cwfr

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2012 10:05 PM (ccXZP)

902 #909

The thing to look for are the exclusives to the machine. Nearly all of the big hits from last several years are there but the exclusives are what defines a platform. (And some items, like the Orange Box, were handed to teams that didn't have good PS3 skills and produced an inferior version.)

God of War series.
Resistance series
Uncharted series.
Ratchet & Clank series.

Also, some prominent PS2 exclusives have been gathered in remastered PS3 versions in high def.

Jak and Daxter series
Devil May Cry series
Sly Cooper series
Prince of Persia series (the good early ones before the awful movie tie-ins, not PS3 exclusive but a good item if you didn't play them on an earlier system)
And several more on the way.

You can make a similar list for other systems. On Xbox the Halo series is a big draw, plus access to most of the original Xbox library, which can be had for cheap.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 10:06 PM (kcfmt)

903 #919

Not recently, but I did acquire a 55 GB complete set of DVD rips and a 600 MB collection of the comics, which are better than most tie-ins due to participation form the show creators.

On Monday I loaded those, all of Lexx, several of the Doctors, and a bunch of other stuff on a little 500 GB and sent it to my brother. He's paranoid about using torrents and it was painful to try uploading the stuff a file at a time.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 10:09 PM (kcfmt)

904 But speaking of which I found out last night that Lifetime is doing a made for TV remake of The Blue Lagoon.

Seriously?

The Blue fucking Lagoon?


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Wait, didn't they recently remake this and actually put it in movie theaters? So this is a re-remake?

Jeez, the only redoing of the thing worth watching is the parody bit in Top Secret.

Posted by: sistrum at April 03, 2012 10:12 PM (AyryN)

905 Thanks Epobris. Want to play Dust, so...well...I just don't know. The God of War series looks bad ass. I did all my Orange box stuff on the PC.

Posted by: Zakn at April 03, 2012 10:12 PM (7F9i5)

906 One of the great moments on Farscape is when Crichton and Aeryn finally get together. They become utterly obnoxious to everyone around them, in a way I've rarely seen done well in a show. It becomes a plot point when they realize that even they are getting annoyed with their insufferable infatuation with each other and discover it isn't just normal attraction at work.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 10:13 PM (kcfmt)

907 Dude. Considering buying a PS3. What are some must have games for it?

Want to play Journey and see what thats all about

Posted by: Zakn at April 04, 2012 01:49 AM (7F9i5)


I'm just gonna go down wiki's list and pick out the better ones

3D Dot Heroes (zelda made with voxels)

Afrika (photographer in Afrika, think along the lines of Pokemon Snap)

Bladestorm (Medieval times RTS)

Castlevania Lords of Shadows (a 3D Castlevania that is actually good)

Demon Souls and Dark Souls (hardcore third person RPG)

Disgaea 3 (grid based tactile strategy rpg)

Dynasty Warriors 7 (button masher)

Hot Shots (three click golf game)

Heavy Rain (new style of the old classic point and click. falls apart in the last chapter)

ICO & Shadow of the Colossus (they went back and made these classics in HD with finally not much slowdown in Shadow)

Infamous (open world spuerhero game with a shit story, quite fun though)

Nier (have to like JRPGs but one of the finest of the gen)

Sengoku Bassara (Capcom's take on Dynasty Warriors and frankly a bit more fun with the anime story)

The Darkness (great storydriven FPS)

Uncharted games (Tomb Raider but good)

Valkyrie Chronicles (must play if you like tactical strategy games with a great watercolor aesthetic and good story) 

Vanquish (Japan doing a balls out Gears of War game but it's short and makes no sense)

Way of the Samurai 3 (third person action game...kinda. Everything is realtime and a shit load of paths to go down so it has high replay ability. Can be boring at times though)

Yakuza games (3D beat em up with a lot of similar stuff of Shenmue)

and then there are a bunch of stuff on the PSN

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 10:14 PM (M8yfa)

908 that might explain why he walks so funny.

Hey JC,, I'm gonna stick with he's so full of shit it's coming out his mouth... *makes him walk funny too*


Posted by: beanervt at April 03, 2012 10:16 PM (KZLoo)

909 #927

The Brooke Shields version was a  re-remake, too. The first was in 1923 and again in 1949 with a 20 year old Jean Simmons.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 10:16 PM (kcfmt)

910

I have a PS3 and a Wii.  PS3 is a wonderful machine.  Never had a single problem with it or its software.

 

What kinds of games do you like to play?

Posted by: Truman North at April 03, 2012 10:16 PM (I2LwF)

911

Posted by: epobirs at April 04, 2012 02:06 AM (kcfmt)


the Resistance games suck hard though, same with Killzone. Plus the controller is a piece of shit without the sticks being offset

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 10:16 PM (M8yfa)

912 oh wow, nice fucking formatting on that block of shit

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 10:17 PM (M8yfa)

913 931 that might explain why he walks so funny.

Hey JC,, I'm gonna stick with he's so full of shit it's coming out his mouth... *makes him walk funny too*


Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 02:16 AM (KZLoo)


=====


then, if his eyes ever turn blue you will know he's a quart low.



(Hey, Bean)

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 10:17 PM (ufJKx)

914 Farscape or Babylon 5? Me, I've got to go with the hair of B5

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 10:19 PM (M8yfa)

915 Weirdly busy tonight. And two cats fighting outside. And what the fuck is this I hear about a Tom Cruise movie called Rock Of Ages? Based on some Broadway play? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_of_Ages_%28musical%29 As a diehard metalhead this makes me want to burn something.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 10:20 PM (4ixH5)

916 As a diehard metalhead this makes me want to burn something.

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 02:20 AM (4ixH5)


not metal, butt rock

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 10:20 PM (M8yfa)

917 not metal, butt rock Posted by: The Dude at April 04, 2012 02:20 AM (M8yfa) Regardless, someone needs an asskicking.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 10:22 PM (4ixH5)

918 The first was in 1923

I did NOT know that !!!

Posted by: Adriane at April 03, 2012 10:22 PM (crQEo)

919 There's a beetle flying around the ceiling.

I feel like David Lynch is around the corner filming me.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 10:23 PM (4ixH5)

920 Also 'The Return to the Blue Lagoon' with Milla Javovich whipping 'em out for the first time, IIRC. Really another remake except the boy is supposed to be the baby from the first movie. And wouldn't you just know it, he gets shipwrecked with an infant girl and a few adults who keep them going until they can fend for themselves and promptly die off.

Special bonus: Among the cast is Wayne Pygram, Farscape's Scorpius!

Not the Blue Lagoon but an incredible simulation: Paradise, starring the glorious Phoebe Cates and Willie Ames, is a desert instead of desert island version of the Blue Lagoon.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 10:25 PM (kcfmt)

921 I did NOT know that !!!

Posted by: Adriane at April 04, 2012 02:22 AM (crQEo)


Ditto.


According to IMDB there have been no remakes of Brooke Shields' Titties The Blue Lagoon since 1980.  There was a 1992 sequel with Milla Jovavich, though.


Someone inform Kratos.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 10:25 PM (4ixH5)

922 oh and there are a lot of great games on the Japan and HK PSN stores and it's really simple to make accounts for those. Have to do a little digging to find the PSN cards and you will end up paying a premium but playing stuff like Fire Pro G is quite fun

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 10:28 PM (M8yfa)

923 I literally have not touched xbox in years. So I couldn't really tell you what I play. My Steam list looks retarded. Mix of FPS, with some RTS, Some other weird shit. The PS3 thing is because of Dust 514 coming out, and some PSN games i've heard really good things about. I've mostly been playing Eve because. Well I don't know. I suppose I am a terrible person. I'm literally LMAO at the after action report of us going and beating up the retard down the block because he had a nice toy. I did not participate on the op because I had to go to work. But listening to the coms was funny as hell http://tinyurl.com/7oszwja

Posted by: Zakn at April 03, 2012 10:28 PM (7F9i5)

924 BEAN!

http://tinyurl.com/76ylka9

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 10:28 PM (4ixH5)

925 #934

Haven't played, just going by reputation. They're part of my immense unplayed backlog of games that will be my full time occupation when I win the lottery. I got the third game as part of a bundle with the Move three-piece setup and the gun accessory when Best Buy had it down to $50 for the whole thing.

I've made a move that should help with the backlog. I got a 3DS in a nice deal and eight games for it. That will make things better, I'm sure.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 10:29 PM (kcfmt)

926 This chick needs help getting her motot running...

http://tinyurl.com/7drd7gn

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 10:30 PM (4ixH5)

927 943  with Milla Javovich whipping 'em out

Posted by: epobirs at April 04, 2012 02:25 AM (kcfmt)


====


somehow, with her, the word 'whipping' doesn't seem to apply.  slipping 'em out?  sliding?  I don't even think 'pulling' works.  flopping definitely doesn't work.  maybe Robert knows.

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 10:31 PM (ufJKx)

928 As a diehard metalhead this makes me want to burn something.

heh.
heh.
heh.

Feel the BURN, baby ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51f9uEYGeKw

Posted by: Adriane at April 03, 2012 10:31 PM (crQEo)

929 You headed to PAX Epobirs?

Posted by: Zakn at April 03, 2012 10:31 PM (7F9i5)

930 maybe Robert knows.

Posted by: jc at April 04, 2012 02:31 AM (ufJKx)


Chicks can whip 'em out.

Posted by: Robert, Keeper Of The Breastesses at April 03, 2012 10:33 PM (4ixH5)

931 Farscape or Babylon 5? Me, I've got to go with the hair of B5


I have read internet-ish that casting has begun for Ender's Game.  I have hope it might be nicely done ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 03, 2012 10:33 PM (crQEo)

932 could be worse, I've been playing mainly Hot Shots on the Vita and getting back into Gallop Racer (a horse racing sim) on the PS3 while Mass Effect 3 sits there that I've been waiting forever to come out (big ME fan)

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 10:34 PM (M8yfa)

933 I was on vacay in Fiji shortly after Blue Lagoon was filmed there, and people kept going, "oh, it's BL this and BL that...."

And I kept replying, "this is such a spectacularly beautiful place, and the people here are so welcoming and wonderful....why would I pass up so much of a glorious experience to go see a place where Hollywood stuck some cameras?"

And, BTW, it's true. Fiji is just amazing and mind-bending.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2012 10:34 PM (kaalw)

934 Hey Robert

NICE..... and how 'bout Japanese school girls do da lagoon.....(18 'n above)

Posted by: beanervt at April 03, 2012 10:34 PM (KZLoo)

935 #950

Whatever. They're real and spectacular, whereas Teri Hatcher's don't look so good unadorned. Best viewed in 'The Cool Surface' with Robert Patrick, who had forgotten to switch his personality back on after T2.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 10:35 PM (kcfmt)

936 I'm just gonna go down wiki's list and pick out the better ones
3D Dot Heroes (zelda made with voxels)

Afrika (photographer in Afrika, think along the lines of Pokemon Snap)

Bladestorm (Medieval times RTS)

Castlevania Lords of Shadows (a 3D Castlevania that is actually good)

Demon Souls and Dark Souls (hardcore third person RPG)

Disgaea 3 (grid based tactile strategy rpg)

Dynasty Warriors 7 (button masher)

Hot Shots (three click golf game)

Heavy Rain (new style of the old classic point and click. falls apart in the last chapter)

ICO & Shadow of the Colossus (they went back and made these classics in HD with finally not much slowdown in Shadow)

Infamous (open world spuerhero game with a shit story, quite fun though)

Nier (have to like JRPGs but one of the finest of the gen)

Sengoku Bassara (Capcom's take on Dynasty Warriors and frankly a bit more fun with the anime story)

The Darkness (great storydriven FPS)

Uncharted games (Tomb Raider but good)

Valkyrie Chronicles (must play if you like tactical strategy games with a great watercolor aesthetic and good story)

Vanquish (Japan doing a balls out Gears of War game but it's short and makes no sense)

Way of the Samurai 3 (third person action game...kinda. Everything is realtime and a shit load of paths to go down so it has high replay ability. Can be boring at times though)

Yakuza games (3D beat em up with a lot of similar stuff of Shenmue)

and then there are a bunch of stuff on the PSN

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 10:37 PM (M8yfa)

937 formatting still fucked up but easier to read

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 10:38 PM (M8yfa)

938 953 maybe Robert knows.


Posted by: jc at April 04, 2012 02:31 AM (ufJKx)

Chicks can whip 'em out.

Posted by: Robert, Keeper Of The Breastesses at April 04, 2012 02:33 AM (4ixH5)


===


of course they can, but whipping implies a particular form of motion that I don't think applies to her.

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 10:38 PM (ufJKx)

939 ====
somehow, with her, the word 'whipping' doesn't seem to apply. slipping 'em out? sliding? I don't even think 'pulling' works. flopping definitely doesn't work. maybe Robert knows.

Posted by: jc at April 04, 2012 02:31 AM (ufJKx)



shimmy.



Mila definitely shimmies them out.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 03, 2012 10:39 PM (r7Ddb)

940 #952

Not in the budget and such things tend to be noisier than I can stand anymore. I haven't bothered with E3 in years, even though I live in LA and flew to Atlanta for the two years it was there.

I was working on CES related stuff for ten days in January and never went on the show floor. Felt like I'd seen everything that mattered already online. That would have been blasphemy ten year earlier but I'm burned out on trade show. I just want to do the job and go home.

They don't do WinHEC anymore. I'd go to that if it came around again.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 10:39 PM (kcfmt)

941 962
shimmy.

Mila definitely shimmies them out.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 04, 2012 02:39 AM (r7Ddb)



=====


I can go for shimmy.

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 10:40 PM (ufJKx)

942 Sorry Epo, I had to go make a pie crust. Yeah, Having the shows on a hard drive is much easier. My system is up to 10tb now.

Posted by: Jerry at April 03, 2012 10:41 PM (4SKYj)

943

Whatever. They're real and spectacular, whereas Teri Hatcher's don't look so good unadorned.

 

 

 

Oh, I don't know about that. I think they'd do in a pinch.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 03, 2012 10:41 PM (JoIcn)

944 I think they'd do in a pinch.

You pinch ... we'll videotape ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 03, 2012 10:45 PM (crQEo)

945

If you could arrange the get together, gladly. I'll even supply the camera and film.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 03, 2012 10:47 PM (JoIcn)

946 #955

I've got ME 1 and 2 on the Xbox and have never so much as inserted the disc. I'm reluctant to take count but the backlog is in the three digits, possibly four.

A mitigating factor is that I'm also an obsessive bargain hunter. I like to say I was a Cheap Ass Gamer long before cheapassgamer.com existed.

Of those 3DS games, five were $10 each, one was $14 but was bundled with hardshell I wanted, and the other three were full price (Mario, Zelda, Starfox) but purchased in a Buy 2 Get 1 Free deal. Plus this was at Best Buy so I got Reward Zone points and used my Toys R Us credit card to get points on that, too.

I used to do a good profit on flipping stuff from blowout sales but it's too much of a hassle these days. Back when Sega pulled the plug on the Saturn, Best Buy marked everything down to $9.50 or less. I drove all other to buy about $2700 worth of it. The I converted that to $7000 by offering to the small stores that knew how to move it.

Those were the days.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 10:47 PM (kcfmt)

947 I think they'd do in a pinch.

Their real and their spectacular.... ala Seinfeld show...

Posted by: beanervt at April 03, 2012 10:48 PM (KZLoo)

948 Those were the days.

Posted by: epobirs at April 04, 2012 02:47 AM (kcfmt)


still wish I had my copies of Dragonforce and Panzer Dragoon Saga

Dragonforce, still one of my favorite games of all time. Game was magical and WD did a great job with that release even with it not being one of their blow out special editions

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 10:50 PM (M8yfa)

949 my formatting is getting worse and worse

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 10:52 PM (M8yfa)

950 I have read internet-ish that casting has begun for Ender's Game. I have hope it might be nicely done ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 04, 2012 02:33 AM (crQEo)


It's being directed by Gavin Hood, I believe.


Gavin Hood directed that piece of shit X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie.


This tells me Ender's Game will, sadly, suck giant donkey balls.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 10:54 PM (4ixH5)

951 and how 'bout Japanese school girls do da lagoon.....(18 'n above)

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 02:34 AM (KZLoo)


I didn't find a school girl but I think this one wants to talk to you...


http://tinyurl.com/74tsn87

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 10:56 PM (4ixH5)

952 Relevent to our interests...

http://tinyurl.com/832o54s

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 10:59 PM (4ixH5)

953 Esquire is declaring the death of the blowjob.

I think.

I can't see it.

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/140127/

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 11:00 PM (4ixH5)

954 #971

Still got those and pretty much the whole Saturn US library with the exception of most sport titles like Madden. (The biggest per unit money maker in the aforementioned blowout at $25 per.) Likewise for Dreamcast, PS1, PS2, Xbox, GameCube, Lynx, Game Gear (another big money maker for me upon a time) GBA, and more recent stuff.

I sold off a bunch of older stuff last year. Sega Genesis with CD and 32x, SNES, N64, and 3DO. Freed up a few cubic yards of storage space. The first three can be reduced to a few DVDs and emulated. Almost everything worth having on 3DO is also on the PS1 and Saturn, or PC.

I might have sold the Saturn group if there were a decent emulator. I've got the ISOs but the only good emulator got bought by Sega to sell Saturn games on PC in Japan and they've never released the final version. It's a much more difficult emulation target than most and nobody has managed it yet.

I'm at a loss as to why Panzer Dragoon Saga was never ported elsewhere. An HD remake should do some decent business on the current machines.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 11:03 PM (kcfmt)

955 Don't want Cooth to feel left out.

http://tinyurl.com/6qqsp7k

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 11:04 PM (4ixH5)

956 I'm at a loss as to why Panzer Dragoon Saga was never ported elsewhere. An HD remake should do some decent business on the current machines.

Posted by: epobirs at April 04, 2012 03:03 AM (kcfmt)


the code was lost about a month or two after the US release (I want to say it was from a power outage)

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 11:06 PM (M8yfa)

957 #976

Sounds like bullshit to me that could only be believed by a tweedy literary type whose insurance won't cover Viagra,
 - - - - - -

The blowjob has fallen on hard times. Or, to put it in the form of a crude question, who can really get it up for fellatio these days? Back in the 1960s and '70s, fellatio was all the rage. Its curative powers are powerfully conveyed by the moment in John Updike's Bech when the protagonist's mistress tries "to bring his weakling member to strength by wrapping it in the velvet bandages of her lips." Abandoning the protective modesty of fiction in the poem "Fellatio," Updike celebrated the way "that each of these clean secretaries / at night, to please her lover, takes / a fountain into her mouth."

When I first came across these lines, in 1972, aged fourteen, they seemed excitingly rude — if a little yucky. Now, a harmless poem can't be expected to support a zeitgeisty theory, but something, evidently, was in the air: 1972 was the year of Deep Throat, about a woman with a clitoris in her throat, so that she achieves orgasm by performing oral sex. In retrospect, this seems like a premise dreamed up by feminists as a way of showing, in ludicrously exaggerated fashion, the underlying misogyny of male fantasies. Or maybe not so exaggerated after all. At roughly the same time, a joke made the rounds about the ideal woman being three feet tall with a flat head — so you'd have someplace to rest your beer while she gave you head. One way or another, the early '70s were a time when the culture was bigging up the blowjob. Tellingly, Bech's mistress was "following less her own instincts than the exemplary drift of certain contemporary novels."

Some of this enthusiasm lived on into the late twentieth century. In 1995's To Die For, Nicole Kidman reacts with disingenuous astonishment to the story of how a famous broadcaster got her big break because a self-penned reference commended her ability to "suck your cock till your eyes pop out!" (Shouldn't that read "cave in" or "implode"?) In the same year, there's a fun exchange in Martin Amis's The Information in which a male character proposes to a lady friend that they "do 68." What's that? she asks. "You do me and I owe you 1," he shoots back. Later in the novel, the humiliation of failed writer Richard Tull is complete when his wife fellates his rival, the successful Gwyn Barry.

If this all seems rather quaint, then Susan Minot's 2002 novella, Rapture — about a single blowjob — was perhaps a last, jaw-aching hurrah. A genuinely twenty-first-century spokesman can be found in Jonathan Franzen's Freedom, in the form of young Joey Berglund, whose sexual maturity — compared with the guys he's at college with — is conveyed simply and vehemently. Their yearnings center on the blowjob, which Joey considers "little more than a glorified jerkoff."

I recently undertook a small survey of some more mature male friends, and the results, while not unanimous, were overwhelming. To speak plainly, given the choice, eight of the ten men surveyed preferred eating pussy to having their dicks sucked. Or, to put it in entirely numerical terms, 80 percent of males would opt for a 70 rather than a 68. And what about the other two men? Yes, you guessed it: They're gay! To be strictly accurate, the heterosexual respondents were partial to this kind of thing — but only in the mathematically blissful reciprocity of 70 minus 1. The gob-job continues to thrive in hetero pornography, of course, for the simple — literally obvious — reason that it lends itself to being filmed in a way that cunnilingus cannot.

I'm not claiming that the latter did not exist back in the 1970s, but it was regarded in much the same way as paying for a round at the bar: You had to do it, but if you could avoid it, you did. It would be a mistake, though, to see this change as meaning that men have gone from being selfish recipients to selfless givers of pleasure; it's just that what constitutes pleasure has shifted. As the Michael Fassbender character in Shame says to a woman he's seducing in a bar by telling her how badly he wants to go down on her (before getting beaten up by her boyfriend): "That's what I like to do."

The scale of the sea change can be observed at the Great Canadian Beaver-Eating Contest, at Burning Man, an event so popular that participants line up as if for a half-off sale. In the more discreet context of my survey, this enthusiasm was endorsed by the respondent who claimed that the only time he experienced "absolute contentment" was when his face was between his wife's legs. He wished to make clear that he was not talking just about sex; he meant in life generally.




Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 11:07 PM (kcfmt)

958 I really hope Tokyo Jungle comes out over here or at least in Europe. Game sounds like all kinds of bad ass and it sounds like it would be a pain to play it in the dark without a translation

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2012 11:09 PM (M8yfa)

959 “chakuero queens”

I'll take 4 to go please,,,,

Posted by: beanervt at April 03, 2012 11:16 PM (KZLoo)

960 I also noticed the Chakuero hawties seem to lean heavy on the boobage...
and my choices for the 4 requested would be,
Yoko Reon Miyabi and Miri


Posted by: beanervt at April 03, 2012 11:25 PM (KZLoo)

961 I'll take 4 to go please,,,,

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 03:16 AM (KZLoo)


You have an assortment to choose from...


http://tinyurl.com/7o2cqq9

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 11:32 PM (4ixH5)

962 http://tinyurl.com/7w87klb

I'm...saving this one for me.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 11:32 PM (4ixH5)

963 985 http://tinyurl.com/7w87klb

I'm...saving this one for me.

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 03:32 AM (4ixH5)


===


greedy bastidge

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 11:36 PM (ufJKx)

964 978 Don't want Cooth to feel left out.

http://tinyurl.com/6qqsp7k

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 03:04 AM (4ixH5)



You are such a giver.....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2012 11:37 PM (kaalw)

965 greedy bastidge Posted by: jc at April 04, 2012 03:36 AM (ufJKx) I got a little somethin' somethin' for ya, JC! http://tinyurl.com/bncd8w7

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 11:37 PM (4ixH5)

966 You are such a giver.....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 04, 2012 03:37 AM (kaalw)


I know.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 11:38 PM (4ixH5)

967 Where's Vika?

She's not trying to read the whole ONT, is she?

I must summon her.

I SUMMON VIKA!

http://tinyurl.com/csg6jg9

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 11:40 PM (4ixH5)

968 assortment to choose from...

Heh Heh,,, they be sporting stompy boots  yum yum..  'n yours si very nice Robert... cute innocent look ...


Posted by: beanervt at April 03, 2012 11:41 PM (KZLoo)

969 #979

The code wouldn't really be needed. At this late date you'd just want the art assets and pseudo-code logic. The Saturn was such a strange beast inside that you'd hardly gain anything trying to port the code. Besides, I've seen excellent hobbyist recreations done by people with zero access to any of the original materials except the running game itself.

I expect it had more to do with internal politics within Sega.

GameTap supposedly had the rights to make the game available on PC via emulation but didn't think there was enough audience to make it worth the cost.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 11:43 PM (kcfmt)

970 I see your pathetic Vika summons and I raise you ...

http://tinyurl.com/7qrpw8v


Posted by: Adriane at April 03, 2012 11:46 PM (crQEo)

971 You are such a giver.....


I hope Cooths not being sarcastic... his pick haz all the tentacles.. 'n the pool..

Posted by: beanervt at April 03, 2012 11:46 PM (KZLoo)

972 988 greedy bastidge

Posted by: jc at April 04, 2012 03:36 AM (ufJKx)

I got a little somethin' somethin' for ya, JC!

http://tinyurl.com/bncd8w7

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 03:37 AM (4ixH5)

====



http://tinyurl.com/4b5tf26

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2012 11:47 PM (ufJKx)

973 http://tinyurl.com/7qrpw8v


Posted by: Adriane at April 04, 2012 03:46 AM (crQEo)


Mmmmmmm, no that doesn't raise me in the slightest.


This on the other hand...


http://tinyurl.com/85srfk3

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 11:49 PM (4ixH5)

974 http://tinyurl.com/4b5tf26

Posted by: jc at April 04, 2012 03:47 AM (ufJKx)


They look cold.


I should go warm them up.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 11:50 PM (4ixH5)

975 http://tinyurl.com/4b5tf26

JC found snow bunnies.....

Posted by: beanervt at April 03, 2012 11:50 PM (KZLoo)

976 http://tinyurl.com/85srfk3

Kewl.  I didn't know you liked wicker furniture ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 03, 2012 11:51 PM (crQEo)

977 wickers quicker

Posted by: beanervt at April 03, 2012 11:51 PM (KZLoo)

978 CUTE JAPANESE GIRL IN GLASSES ALERT!!!!!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/7yzg78h

*Melts*

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 11:53 PM (4ixH5)

979 *Melts*

Yeaaahhhhaaa naughty young librarian written all over that one...

Posted by: beanervt at April 03, 2012 11:56 PM (KZLoo)

980 Red are the roses ...
Yellow is the sun ...
I can't remember when the ONT ...
Was ever this much fun ...

But now the sun has set,
And the stars come out to shine ...
Time to go to bed, it may ...
not yet be yours, but's mine ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 03, 2012 11:57 PM (crQEo)

981 Good night, Adriane!

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2012 11:58 PM (4ixH5)

982 naughty young librarian written all over that one...

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 03:56 AM (KZLoo)


I want to lick her face.  Is that so wrong?

Posted by: Robert really wants to lick it at April 04, 2012 12:02 AM (4ixH5)

983 Wait a second...

http://tinyurl.com/7oy7w2y

Posted by: Robert really wants to lick it at April 04, 2012 12:03 AM (4ixH5)

984 Hold on...

http://tinyurl.com/6m9et2o

Posted by: Robert really wants to lick it at April 04, 2012 12:03 AM (4ixH5)

985 Almost there...

http://tinyurl.com/89ujj8d

Posted by: Robert really wants to lick it at April 04, 2012 12:04 AM (4ixH5)

986 Night, Adriane

Posted by: jc at April 04, 2012 12:04 AM (ufJKx)

987 There we go...

http://tinyurl.com/85wd376

Posted by: Robert really wants to lick it at April 04, 2012 12:04 AM (4ixH5)

988 I want to lick her face. Is that so wrong?

No not at all.. she is wearing glasses for protection..

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 12:05 AM (KZLoo)

989 1011 I want to lick her face. Is that so wrong?

No not at all.. she is wearing glasses for protection..

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 04:05 AM (KZLoo)


====


we will reassess if you start humping her leg.

Posted by: jc at April 04, 2012 12:06 AM (ufJKx)

990 If Holly Hunter wears glasses is it alright to hump her leg? Crash style, that is.

Posted by: epobirs at April 04, 2012 12:08 AM (kcfmt)

991 we will reassess if you start humping her leg

True 'nuff JC,, we don't want this getting outta hand..

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 12:14 AM (KZLoo)

992 we don't want this getting outta hand.. Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 04:14 AM (KZLoo) I'll hold her tight and won't let go.

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 12:16 AM (4ixH5)

993 Oh weird. Someone just recommended that I watch Idiocracy.

Posted by: Random at April 04, 2012 12:23 AM (OKGi3)

994 I'll hold her tight and won't let go.

or you could modify a telephone pole climber strap to work nicely... take all the stain off the back.

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 12:23 AM (KZLoo)

995 1015 we don't want this getting outta hand..

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 04:14 AM (KZLoo)


I'll hold her tight and won't let go.

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 04:16 AM (4ixH5)


====


as long as your duclaws don't scratch her up too much.

Posted by: jc at April 04, 2012 12:24 AM (ufJKx)

996 OK Kids nuff said.

gotsta run, or scurry, or sumpin.  CYA.

Posted by: jc at April 04, 2012 12:26 AM (ufJKx)

997 Happy Valentines....
and things..


http://tinyurl.com/cl6g5pl


Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 12:28 AM (KZLoo)

998 Good night, JC!

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 12:41 AM (4ixH5)

999 http://tinyurl.com/cl6g5pl


Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 04:28 AM (KZLoo)


I'll bite, where's the chocolate hidden?

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 12:41 AM (4ixH5)

1000 I'll bite, where's the chocolate hidden?

Chocolate is optional.. as is the wrapping..

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 12:47 AM (KZLoo)

1001 So, is Vic here yet?

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 12:53 AM (I2LwF)

1002 No Vic yet...

and in local snooze it was commie cone giveaway day *ben n jerrys* the ice cream is probably laced with a addiction to shitty overpriced ice cream drug.... hook 'um before summer...

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 12:58 AM (KZLoo)

1003

About four days ago, a guy asked me to sign to get a candidate on the ballot here in MA-4.  Last night, the candidate himself called me and we talked for like half an hour.

 

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?  I think it's bad, because if the guy is getting signatures now, it may already be too late for him.  Additionally, if he has 30 minutes to chat with some dude who happened to sign his petition and leave a phone number, there may not be too many people signing for him.

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 01:07 AM (I2LwF)

1004
and not to be outdone by the liberal lameassmedia,, local police have been stopping more black drivers then PC quotas allow... so all blacks may now evade which ever law you so choose... coppers won't touch ya..

The hidden statistic in this whole study should be black drivers are more apt to have defective equipment, or speed or not stop at stop lights... hence the numba's.. but it's probably more likely racial... ya right.

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 01:11 AM (KZLoo)

1005 Response on the other thread. Which thread are we following this morning?

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 01:12 AM (YdQQY)

1006 Chocolate is optional.. as is the wrapping..

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 04:47 AM (KZLoo)


This one is definitely going to require some salt and lime.


http://tinyurl.com/7zxaeur

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 01:13 AM (4ixH5)

1007 Ace must really be having problems with his acid reflux posting late into the night.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 01:13 AM (YdQQY)

1008

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 05:07 AM (I2LwF)


Republican in Mass?  Probably a bad thing.

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 01:14 AM (4ixH5)

1009 I don't know, Vic.  I think we're waiting for you to choose one so we can follow you.

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 01:14 AM (I2LwF)

1010 Good morning, Vic!

How're you and the missus?

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 01:15 AM (4ixH5)

1011 I am doing OK. Wifey though is now tired all the time. I suspect that is a result of I-131.  She hasn't done much of anything but sleep most of the day and night since last Friday.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 01:16 AM (YdQQY)

1012

Mass just went from 10 to 9 CDs in the last census.  Two of those have been Gerrymandered into majority-minority districts.  And this part of Mass, MA-4, has a good share of Republicans.  So, if a Republilcan Rep is going to win in Mass, it'll be in MA-4.

 

That being said, there's already two GOP candidates for the seat ahead of this guy, and one of them is Sean Bielat.

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 01:18 AM (I2LwF)

1013 Mornin Vic,, 37 in the nord country... 50's today..

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 01:18 AM (KZLoo)

1014 Republican in Mass? Probably a bad thing.

For me it is as all the Masshole Demtards move up here...I think the R's are gaining from them moving out...

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 01:22 AM (KZLoo)

1015 MA is bleeding population, like most of the North. It grew only 186K between 2000 and 2010.  Most are moving to NH turning it fully blue. It is amazing. Liberals install socialism, ruing the economy of the State and drive out buisiness.  Then they move to a new State and do the same shit.

Some are moving South and West though.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 01:23 AM (YdQQY)

1016 Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 05:16 AM (YdQQY)


I looked that up.  It has a half-life of 8 days.


Hopin' for the best for ya'll.

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 01:24 AM (4ixH5)

1017 Mornin Vic,, 37 in the nord country... 50's today..

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 05:18 AM (KZLoo)

------------------


Supposed to hit 90° here today.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 01:24 AM (YdQQY)

1018 Yeah I-131 is 8 days. Biological half life is 24 hours. They administered the dose last Wed so it has now been 7 days. The old rule of thumb is 3 half-lives and it is essentially gone.


But even though the I-131 is gone, the effects are still there.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 01:27 AM (YdQQY)

1019

I undertsand the demographic trends here in MA.  Fortunately we still have some industry and a great high tech and medicine base.  Unemployment (U3) is around 7%.  I'm pretty sure it's despite the government rather than because of it, though.

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 01:28 AM (I2LwF)

1020

Oh, this is news.  I came across a little butterfly on the ground yesterday.  It had no wings!  So I poured some Red Bull on it.

 

The fucker drowned.

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 01:30 AM (I2LwF)

1021 Supposed to hit 90° here today.


Kewl,,, I mean hot.. well for me it would be.. enjoy Vic..

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 01:33 AM (KZLoo)

1022 I was playing door-to-door Pictionary over the weekend.  I brought my Etch-A-Sketch.  People seemed to enjoy it.

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 01:33 AM (I2LwF)

1023

I was reading an essay about how capitalism has affected the South Pacific, and the author says, "capitalism literally catapulted the Tahitian Islands into the modern era."

 

Where can I get one of these gargantuan, time-altering catapults?

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 01:35 AM (I2LwF)

1024 Truman you are up early this morning.  Red Bulling poor butterflies.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 01:37 AM (YdQQY)

1025 The fucker drowned.

More like hypersupersonic into oblivion,, red bull after all..

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 01:37 AM (KZLoo)

1026
and now that we've had a dry spell the question turns to will gorebull warming increase wildfires.... weez all gonna burn oh no....

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 01:43 AM (KZLoo)

1027 Morning thread up yet?

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 01:44 AM (I2LwF)

1028 Oh, this is news. I came across a little butterfly on the ground yesterday. It had no wings! So I poured some Red Bull on it.

The fucker drowned.

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 05:30 AM (I2LwF)


I wouldn't be so sure about that...


http://tinyurl.com/7sxh4c6

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 01:44 AM (4ixH5)

1029 Oh, yeah, on the dating website, my dislikes are: spending all day writing jokes and  having nobody read them

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 01:45 AM (I2LwF)

1030 Jesus wore a hoodie, and just look what happened to Him!

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 01:47 AM (I2LwF)

1031 and now that we've had a dry spell the question turns to will gorebull warming increase wildfires.... weez all gonna burn oh no....

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 05:43 AM (KZLoo)

--------------------


From my collection for the news thread:

It has to happen.  AGW cultists fast to blame TX tornadoes on AGW.

http://is.gd/bmzXd1

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 01:48 AM (YdQQY)

1032 “This global warming is really kind of a misnomer,” Steele said. “It’s global climate change. So the colds are colder and warms are warmer and severe is more severe.”

And Leon's getting laaaarrrrggerrrr!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 01:53 AM (4ixH5)

1033 There is a reason Steele was a massive failure.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 01:54 AM (YdQQY)

1034 “This global warming is really kind of a misnomer,” Steele said.
------------

“This global warming is really kind of a FRAUD,” Steele should have said.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 01:55 AM (YdQQY)

1035 Think about this, every candidate left in the Republican primaries i9s, or has been, and advocate of AGW except Ron Paul.



I think we need some more debates hosted by the MFM.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 01:57 AM (YdQQY)

1036 So the colds are colder and warms are warmer

Yeah I call bullshit on gorebull... weather will change no matter how much it cost...

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 01:57 AM (KZLoo)

1037 I think we need some more debates hosted by the MFM. Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 05:57 AM (YdQQY) But before we do that let me put this gun in my mouth and pull the trigger.

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 02:00 AM (4ixH5)

1038

Anyway, I lost yesterday to some virus and woke up at 2100 blog time.  I'm still up, and intend to keep being up until maybe 1700, at which point I can nap for a while, and then get up to transport kids at around 1900.  And then maybe go to bed.

 

It's the sleep cycle equivalent of nuking it from orbit.

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 02:01 AM (I2LwF)

1039 I would be dead to the world.  LOL, you are pulling a mid-watch on the blog. You'll be super tired by about 08:00.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 02:09 AM (YdQQY)

1040 Bean still here?

http://tinyurl.com/7rj28bg

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 02:09 AM (4ixH5)

1041

Ah, no, I'm feeling fatigued.  Even my Adonis-like physique has its limits.

 

Adonis picture linked in sig.

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 02:12 AM (I2LwF)

1042 Bean still here?

Yes 'n Glad I am.... that's goin in my oriental delights folder..tnks Robert..

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 02:15 AM (KZLoo)

1043 oriental delights folder Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 06:15 AM (KZLoo) Estimated total size: 30 gigs. Okay, I'm out. Things need to get done. Good night, Bean. Good morning, Truman. Good morning, Vic.

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 02:17 AM (4ixH5)

1044 Good Night and good morning Robert.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 02:18 AM (YdQQY)

1045 G'Nite Robert

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 02:21 AM (KZLoo)

1046 Ditto

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 02:23 AM (I2LwF)

1047 Mornin guys, why are you all hanging out here this morning instead of the election results thread up above?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 02:28 AM (niZvt)

1048

Because wherever we are, that's where it's at.

 

On that note, I'm coming...

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 02:34 AM (I2LwF)

1049 here instead of the election results thread up above?

chances of "rest of day depression" are greatly reduced,, here.

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 02:34 AM (KZLoo)

1050 "http://youtu.be/OhtAvV0QhXo Do you think VIRAT KOHLI is the most sexiest and hottest cricketer of IPL or do you think fast paced sporty musician BRET LEE is more seductive....?? BnB tells you who are the most attractive cricketers on and off the field. For more love and dating tips from this hillarious duo...subscribe on www.youtube.com/clickbeautynbrainz ..."

Posted by: meet oza at April 04, 2012 02:38 AM (lnsoG)

1051
is a cricketeer like a rocketeer or more like a buccaneer?? inquiring minds need fulfillment.

Posted by: beanervt at April 04, 2012 02:51 AM (KZLoo)

1052 Love "Idiocracy."  Funny movie.

Nothing made me want to giggle more, though, than having an 8th grade student in a class I was substituting  recently argue with me that Gatorade was good for you because "it had electrolytes."

Posted by: Scoop11 at April 04, 2012 02:58 AM (kzfsZ)

1053 Nothing made me want to giggle more, though, than having an 8th grade student in a class I was substituting recently argue with me that Gatorade was good for you because "it had electrolytes."


suggest to the student that urine has electrolytes, too.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 04, 2012 03:04 AM (PWwbk)

1054 I was feeling pretty bad about becoming stupid and losing my edge.

Then I saw commenters writing that half the population is dumber than the average.

Now I don't feel so bad.

Posted by: lizardbrain at April 04, 2012 04:46 AM (fWdId)

1055 Oh, wow! The thread is up early enough I can follow some, maybe join in... [starts reading... keeps reading... next morning] So, how is everyone tonight? Hello? Hello?

Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at April 04, 2012 08:51 AM (lBpVP)

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