May 20, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (5-20-1012)
— Maetenloch

Fair warning - Wednesday is the third anniversary of the Infamous Memorial Day ONT. So gird your loins and start preparing your cocktails. And alibis.

Also: Dragon currently eating the Sun. As long as you have made the proper sacrifices there's no need to be alarmed.

So Where Do Babies Come From?

Well based on this chart the answer seems to be September.

And after doing a little advanced calendar math it's clear there's a whole lot of getting' jiggy going on around Christmas. And Easter weekend.

infographic-of-the-day1

(thanks to Dan Collins)

#Occupy Police Greatest Hits

Because Yakkety Sax makes everything more entertaining.

Why Jew Hatred Matters

Because it's a sign of conspiratorial thinking and the inability to take responsibility within a culture:

The rise of anti-Semitism is a sign of widespread social and cultural failure. ...Societies that tolerate anti-Semitism take a fateful step toward the loss of both freedom and prosperity. People who think "the Jews" run the banks lose the ability to understand, much less to operate financial systems. People who think "the Jews" dominate business through hidden structures can't build or long maintain a successful modern economy

Jew hatred isn't more stupid or more wicked than other forms of racial and religious hatred. The anti-black bigot is as delusional as the Jew hater; hatred and prejudice of all kinds corrode the intelligence and degrade the spirit of everyone who suffers from them. But Jew hatred is more disempowering and self-defeating than most other kinds of hate because it involves not only negative emotions about a group of people but a deeply false set of ideas about how the world works.

...The baffled, frustrated and the bewildered seek a grand, simplifying hypothesis that can bring some kind of ordered explanation to a confusing world; anti-Semitism is one of the glittering frauds that attract the overwhelmed and the uncomprehending.

The (re)rise of Jew hatred in Europe again does not bode well for its future.

Reality of the Day

GAO: RECOVERABLE OIL IN COLORADO, UTAH, WYOMING "ABOUT EQUAL TO ENTIRE WORLD'S PROVEN OIL RESERVES" COMBINED: "And yet the Obama administration believes the future lies is in algae and exploding Chevy Volts."

Unshocker: Diversity Training Doesn't Extinguish Prejudice - It Promotes It

A study of 829 companies over 31 years showed that diversity training had "no positive effects in the average workplace." Millions of dollars a year were spent on the training resulting in, well, nothing. Attitudes - and the diversity of the organizations - remained the same.

It gets worse. The researchers - Frank Dobbin of Harvard, Alexandra Kalev of Berkeley, and Erin Kelly of the University of Minnesota - concluded that "In firms where training is mandatory or emphasizes the threat of lawsuits, training actually has negative effects on management diversity."

Which shouldn't come as a surprise, actually. Anybody who has ever been scolded is familiar with the tendency to rebel against the scolding.

But it's deeper than that. When people divide into categories to illustrate the idea of diversity, it reinforces the idea of the categories.

...Categories are dehumanizing. They simplify the complexity of a human being. So focusing people on the categories increases their prejudice. ...Instead, train them to do their work with a diverse set of individuals. Not categories of people. People.

Diversity

11 Movies Every Guy Needs to See

Sure you can quibble over the movies left out but these 11 certainly make a good base to start with. Not just because they're all awesome movies but if you haven't seen them you're also missing out on an incredible number of quotes and cultural references.

manmoviews

7 of the Best Fast Food Jingles from the 70s

Genius or Teh Crazy?

Here's an antique Spanish 3-barreled revolver that fires 6.35mm cartridges. You get 18 shots before you have to reload.

3bareledrevolver

Need Some Bird Cage Liner Delivered Weekly For Free?

Then go here - it don't cost nothing. And it wasn't like it had a higher use.

cage1

70-Year-Old Virgin Is Ready to Give It up

Cabaret singer Pam Shaw said she has always been too busy working to find a man.

And even though she sings under the saucy name The Sexational Pam - and has rubbed shoulders over the years with sex symbols of the time like Tom Jones and Roger Moore - she has never hopped between the sheets.

Pam explained she does not believe in sex before marriage. And as she has stayed single there was no question of losing her virginity.

But she said: "Now's the time. I'm ready to take the plunge for the right bloke.

"My standards are still very high, though. I'm hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire.

"I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man. You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins."

Maybe you could be the 'lucky' guy...

70virgin

Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings
Top 10 commenters:
1 [692 comments] 'Niedermeyer's Dead Horse' [97.13 posts/day]
2 [487 comments] 'Vic'
3 [325 comments] 'Robert'
4 [302 comments] 'AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart'
5 [287 comments] 'ThePrimordialOrderedPair'
6 [270 comments] 'toby928?'
7 [250 comments] 'the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism!'
8 [244 comments] 'wheatie'
9 [243 comments] 'Soothsayer'
10 [237 comments] 'logprof'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [44 names] 'Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual' [6.18 unique names/day]
2 [43 names] 'Scobface'
3 [41 names] 'toby928?'
4 [33 names] 'andycanuck'
5 [33 names] 'Cicero'
6 [31 names] 'union fail: money down the drain and out of Obama's pockets'
7 [30 names] 't-bird'
8 [30 names] 'Newsweek'
9 [28 names] 'garrett'
10 [27 names] 'this one time at hobo camp...'

The group. Yeah.

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1 So much for staying above board regarding King Three-Putt's association with Rev. Wright. The NYT ran a thinly disguised hit-piece titled "How the Mormon Church Molded Mitt Romney." But by no means should we delve into Bammy's 20yrs in Rev. Wright G-D America church. No impact there, right? The rank hypocrisy would be funny if it didn't piss me off so much. Romney needs to go all Newt-nuclear (Newtclear?) on the MSM for their blatant rump swabbing of Teh Won. Strike back fast, strike first, and strike to kill! 

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 05:36 PM (cboP6)

2 Crapp, 2d?

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 05:37 PM (1X/a4)

3 First? Hmmm. In the words of our 4th best potus... I won.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 05:37 PM (cboP6)

4 EE, I'd be nervous if I thought any non-Bolsheviks actually gave a rat's @ss what the NYT writes. That rag is almost extinct, they are a toothless tiger. Breitbart has more pull than they do now. Not to mention Glenn Beck...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 05:38 PM (1X/a4)

5 Sixth.

Posted by: JDTAY at May 20, 2012 05:40 PM (sFP59)

6 " it's clear there's a whole lot of getting' jiggy going on" Racism!!

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 05:40 PM (1X/a4)

7 No, wait, I mess up.

Posted by: JDTAY at May 20, 2012 05:41 PM (sFP59)

8 And after doing a little advanced calendar math it's clear there's a whole lot of getting' jiggy going on around Christmas. And Easter weekend.


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Cold month cuddling

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 05:42 PM (piMMO)

9 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at May 20, 2012 05:44 PM (z9HTb)

10 I'm happy to say I've seen all 11 of those movies.

Posted by: Andy at May 20, 2012 05:44 PM (XG+Mn)

11 JO...not sure about that. Still think its the lefty paper of record and what passes for journalistic research for most tv stories. Just pisses me off to no end...not that they did it (no surprise there)...but that Romney took the bait and ran away from an ad that wasn't even his.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 05:44 PM (cboP6)

12 I finally saw Avengers today. SPOILERS It was okay. END SPOILERS

Posted by: JDTAY at May 20, 2012 05:45 PM (sFP59)

13 JO, I see some irony that your opening volley last night was voluminous, but your second tonight consists of two words.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 20, 2012 05:46 PM (7yvLv)

14 Posted by: Andy at May 20, 2012 09:44 PM (XG+Mn) Have seen all but one (Wild Bunch) but I have seen #1 about a million times if that counts.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 05:47 PM (cboP6)

15 Damn.  NDH 200 more posts than the next closest.

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2012 05:48 PM (GULKT)

16 Elizabeth Warren Ate Here!1!!1!

Posted by: Food Servers Local 609 Wildwood Crest NJ at May 20, 2012 05:48 PM (ufLRj)

17 Snapped some funky eclipse pics created by tree leaf pinholes ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 05:49 PM (NgwbY)

18 Of all the content above you might consider sending to your friends and associates, the entry about the oil reserves in the Rockies is probably most worth it.  I've mentioned it to several normally well informed people this week and none had heard it.  One told me I must have misunderstood.  Most Americans have no idea of the extent of our oil reserves.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 20, 2012 05:49 PM (7yvLv)

19 Actually no. The longer Mitt doesn't take the bait, the more deranged they will become. This is why I was not for Santorum, he would have taken the bait every time.

Posted by: bigred at May 20, 2012 05:50 PM (mIcI8)

20 My collie is barking in her sleep. I blame the eclipse.

Posted by: Y-not at May 20, 2012 05:50 PM (5H6zj)

21 I can't get the link for the gun to work, but it's probably just getting a lot of traffic right now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 05:50 PM (piMMO)

22 chemjeff -

you coulda been a contenda

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 05:50 PM (NgwbY)

23 hi all
okay so Godfather made #1 on the list?
funny, I just saw the movie - for the first time
and, I suppose this is heresy, but I don't see why it is talked about as so incredibly awesome.
It is a good story, for sure but I don't understand the #1 status it enjoys.
and I really don't understand why Brando won best actor for his role. I mean, he was only in the movie about half the time.

I'm sure this is all heretical nonsense so flame away

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You're right. It is heresy.

I love that movie to a depth I can't describe, yet, I LOVE Godfather II even more.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 05:51 PM (piMMO)

24 No McQueen in a "Top 11 Guy Movies"

No Bullit

No Sand Pebbles

No Great Escape

No good

Posted by: ironbill at May 20, 2012 05:51 PM (8HjJL)

25 Chemjeff, you have to answer for Santino.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 05:51 PM (cboP6)

26 One of Pam Shaw's other photos in that Sun article is one from her stage act says where she is trying to be Tina Turner, but she looks more like Phyllis Diller.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2012 05:51 PM (fPBIw)

27 I dont'  need to see any movies.  Except porn.

Posted by: grease monkey at May 20, 2012 05:52 PM (VSWPU)

28 'sup jackwagons?

Posted by: jewells45 at May 20, 2012 05:52 PM (UljOc)

29 Actually no. The longer Mitt doesn't take the bait, the more deranged they will become. This is why I was not for Santorum, he would have taken the bait every time.


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Exactly. They aren't accustomed to taking on an opponent who's brighter and more skilled than themselves.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 05:52 PM (piMMO)

30 Elizabeth Warren Ate Here!1!!1!


So I was driving home from the White Mountains and there was a sign to Turn Here for the Pow Wow.


Elizabeth Warren? Nowhere in sight.

Posted by: fluffy at May 20, 2012 05:53 PM (z9HTb)

31 I would place a few on my own personal must see list: Cool Hand Luke Glen Garry, Glen Ross Magnificent Seven Unforgiven Brian's Song Passion of the Christ

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 05:54 PM (cboP6)

32 Damn. NDH 200 more posts than the next closest.


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I've been on short-term disability for the past 7 weeks so I have lots of down-time.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 05:54 PM (piMMO)

33 Gosh, the 31st day of almost every other month are really low in births.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at May 20, 2012 05:54 PM (lxk/v)

34 So what happened on that infamous Memorial day thread?  I was around then.  I must have missed it.

Posted by: jewells45 at May 20, 2012 05:54 PM (UljOc)

35 I'm going to commit heresy and declare that the Godfather wasn't that great of a film. It's probably the only thing I'll agree with Seth McFarlane about, but the Godfather "insists upon itself" and I've never understood the cult following.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 20, 2012 05:55 PM (KCvsd)

36 I'd like to see the Muslim Birth Chart, what with Ramadan changing every year. Your Olympic Gamblers Tip of the Day.-- Don't bet on bunch of gold medals from Islamic competitors in London. Although The Prophet did say it was OK to eat and drink if you were an Olympic competitor. He thought of everything!1!1!!

Posted by: Food Servers Local 609 Wildwood Crest NJ at May 20, 2012 05:55 PM (ufLRj)

37 @19 Oil is reason number one I'm voting for Romney. No point in letting it go to waste.

Posted by: JDTAY at May 20, 2012 05:55 PM (sFP59)

38 "Wednesday is the third anniversary of the Infamous Memorial Day ONT." The claim it produced the first Internet pregnancy is still hotly debated.

Posted by: eman at May 20, 2012 05:55 PM (XrDou)

39 I would place a few on my own personal must see list:

Cool Hand Luke
Glen Garry, Glen Ross
Magnificent Seven
Unforgiven
Brian's Song
Passion of the Christ

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Great additions, particularly Magnificent Seven and Unforgiven.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 05:55 PM (piMMO)

40 drive by ranting about the chi-town stuff earlier

If you don't understand why big government and anarchist leftists are same rather then opposites then you don't understand the new left.

Posted by: Shiggz Rocketsurgeon at May 20, 2012 05:55 PM (RfvTE)

41 Congrats on the big win this week, NDH!  We're all so proud of you.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 20, 2012 05:55 PM (7yvLv)

42 Here's a link to the infamous Memorial Day ONT

http://minx.cc/?post=287683

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2012 05:56 PM (fPBIw)

43 So what happened on that infamous Memorial day thread? I was around then. I must have missed it.

Things were ... um ... memorized ... yeah! that's the ticket ...

Posted by: Things Jon Lovitz might have said at May 20, 2012 05:56 PM (NgwbY)

44 #26

Amen brother

Posted by: Mike in CFL at May 20, 2012 05:56 PM (motsG)

45 I'm one of those black birthday squares, nine months and three weeks after my parents were married. Anyone see(ing) the annular eclipse? Pretty cool. There's all these pinhole projections of crescents filtering thru the foliage.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2012 05:57 PM (FcR7P)

46 Treasure of the Sierra Madres, Unforgiven, Open Range, and The Big Red One are my favorite guy movies.

You can throw in Full Metal Jacket, but I normally don't go for the Vietnam stuff.

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 20, 2012 05:57 PM (Qxe/p)

47 Ah looks like they have the box office numbers for the weekend.  Avengers still Number 1 at $55 million.  Battleship sinks at number 2 with only $25 million.

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2012 05:58 PM (GULKT)

48 Strange that in July, a solid month for births, that the little darlings have no desire to be born on the 4th.

Posted by: m8d7 at May 20, 2012 05:58 PM (zw1MU)

49 Congrats on the big win this week, NDH! We're all so proud of you.


*****

*curtsy*

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 05:58 PM (piMMO)

50 I respectfully disagree with the notion that Romney needs to befuddle them with non-engagement. Battle lines are drawn and nothing Bammy could do would entice me to vote for him. I expect the reverse is true. As always, the battle revolves around the whims of the brain dead middle. These dum dums seem to only pay attention to snippets. We let them MSM define the narrative at our peril. If you wanna argue that Romney should wait til closer to Nov, I might be inclined to agree. I just worry that an alway on defense strategy (no matter how deftly executed) is a non-winning one.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 05:58 PM (cboP6)

51 L Rob, you irony maven, I had a novel prepared, but if I can't be first then no-one gets to read it!!

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 05:59 PM (1X/a4)

52 Even though Pacino takes it a wee bit over the top, I'm fond of Scent of a Woman, especially the tango scene.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 20, 2012 05:59 PM (7yvLv)

53 Okay, I'm going to totally chick-out here and recommend that at least one rom-com be added to that list: She's Having A Baby.

I've never known a man who watched it and wasn't affected by it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 05:59 PM (piMMO)

54 I just worry that an alway on defense strategy (no matter how deftly executed) is a non-winning one. Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 09:58 PM (cboP6) Mitt's battle cry should be, "No prisoners!"

Posted by: eman at May 20, 2012 06:00 PM (XrDou)

55 Even though Pacino takes it a wee bit over the top, I'm fond of Scent of a Woman, especially the tango scene.


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A "wee bit"?

I could barely stomach it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:00 PM (piMMO)

56 Let's just say that every time I have to drive around to the back of the bank to withdraw cash from an ATM, I giggle a little bit. Posted by: chemjeff at May 20, 2012 09:59 PM (7FadD) *sigh* Missed it and I can't recall why.

Posted by: eman at May 20, 2012 06:01 PM (XrDou)

57 Jan 1st thru 5th looks depleted for tax reasons. Interesting that kids just aren't born on Thanksgiving or Christmas (although I have two nephews born on Xmas Eve).

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2012 06:01 PM (FcR7P)

58 A couple more atypical movie suggestions for the fellas: Body Heat, War of the Roses, and Fatal Attraction.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:02 PM (piMMO)

59 Oregon Muse.. can you tell me when the good shit starts?  That's a long fucking thread. Tho the pee stories are pretty funny.

Posted by: jewells45 at May 20, 2012 06:02 PM (UljOc)

60 58 Okay, I'm going to totally chick-out here and recommend that at least one rom-com be added to that list: She's Having A Baby. I've never known a man who watched it and wasn't affected by it. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 09:59 PM (piMMO) Was that the one with Kevin Bacon and that Montgomery chick? Good one.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 06:02 PM (cboP6)

61 I also like When A Man Loves A Woman, but it's hard to watch.  I think it was before Meg Ryan had her lips exploded, too.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 20, 2012 06:02 PM (7yvLv)

62 Pacino is a cartoon.

Posted by: grease monkey at May 20, 2012 06:03 PM (VSWPU)

63 They's a whole lot of heresy goin on tonight... RE the US oil reserves..."A resource is NOT a resource unless you exploit it at some point." The JEF's plan is for us to NEVER use our oil & coal...ergo to render these fabulous resources WORTHLESS. Words cannot convey how much I despise him and his komrades.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 06:03 PM (1X/a4)

64 Was that the one with Kevin Bacon and that Montgomery chick? Good one.

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That's the one.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:03 PM (piMMO)

65 A couple more atypical movie suggestions for the fellas: Body Heat, War of the Roses, and Fatal Attraction. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 10:02 PM (piMMO) The list must contain the James Caan film "Thief".

Posted by: eman at May 20, 2012 06:04 PM (XrDou)

66 Since we are on the thinly disguised porn genre: Bound is way up there on my list.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 06:04 PM (cboP6)

67 L Rob.. that was a great movie.  She was absolutely fabulous in it and Andy Garcia.. *sigh*...

Posted by: jewells45 at May 20, 2012 06:05 PM (UljOc)

68 There are two Marlon Brando movies on this list, Godfather and Apocalypse Now, and in both Brando just sits there droning.

Al Pacino made Godfather. The first Godfather is Pacino's story arc. If you're looking for the Andolini / Corleone arc, that's in Godfather II... and that's DeNiro, not Brando.

Brando is overrated. (At least the 1970s Brando.)

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 20, 2012 06:06 PM (QTHTd)

69 Jaws. First one only. Second was barely tolerable. Downhill from there, and may the one with Mario Van Peebles and the levitating/growling shark burn in hell (wife actually likes it, ugh)

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 06:06 PM (cboP6)

70 I was born on Thanksgiving

Posted by: Zakn at May 20, 2012 06:06 PM (zyaZ1)

71 Re: Top movies People have different opinions. People are incapable of accepting that other people have different opinions. And thus, the endless argument was born (it never dies).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 20, 2012 06:06 PM (bxiXv)

72 HOW IS ALIEN NOT IN THE TOP 5?!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 20, 2012 06:06 PM (KCvsd)

73
The JEF's plan is for us to NEVER use our oil & coal...ergo to render these fabulous resources WORTHLESS.

Words cannot convey how much I despise him and his komrades.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus
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You think there's any chance that a drill bit will hit ground within four years of Romney's becoming president? I really don't know, I'm just asking.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 06:06 PM (hsevO)

74 72 Since we are on the thinly disguised porn genre: Bound is way up there on my list.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 10:04 PM (cboP6)

 

Don't you mean 3 minutes of Bound is way up there on your list?

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2012 06:07 PM (GULKT)

75 Hombre with Paul Newman an absolute testosterone super Shot...women hate it so it is strictly a Man Movie, Also The Hard Way with Lee Vancleif and Patrick McGoohan, ..these films are historic...

Posted by: clemenza at May 20, 2012 06:07 PM (Epz9+)

76 Pacino is a cartoon.

Yes, it's true, often when directors order a large ham, Pacino knocks on the door...

... but Pacino can act, too.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 20, 2012 06:07 PM (QTHTd)

77 ""So what happened on that infamous Memorial day thread? I was around then. I must have missed it.''



I was wondering that myself. For any thread here to rise to that level of infamy it's probably loooong gone, stuck in a lead box, and buried 1000 miles away in a concrete bunker.

Posted by: Berserker at May 20, 2012 06:08 PM (FMbng)

78 I want the three-barreled revolver.

Posted by: toby928© at May 20, 2012 06:08 PM (NG097)

79 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid could have easily replaced Back to the Future on that list.

Posted by: robtr at May 20, 2012 06:09 PM (MtwBb)

80 The best part of Axemen is the Swamplogger's dog.

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2012 06:09 PM (GULKT)

81 Wait.

Was The Dirty Dozen left off that list? Death Wish? Dirty Harry?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:09 PM (piMMO)

82 HOW IS ALIEN NOT IN THE TOP 5?!

Because Alien and Aliens are chick flicks. Especially the second one.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 20, 2012 06:09 PM (QTHTd)

83 Brando is overrated.


Stick your finger in my ass.

Posted by: Marlon Brando at May 20, 2012 06:09 PM (z9HTb)

84 I thought Brando was perfect in Godfather. Overbearing a-hole with a charming and vicious side. The scene with Johnny Fontaine was great. Brandon actually ad-lobbed much of that and slapped the actor unscripted. What a prick. Pacino was great, of course. Role originally offered to Dustin Hoffman. Of course I'm an excellent gangster.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 06:09 PM (cboP6)

85

You think there's any chance that a drill bit will hit ground within four years of Romney's becoming president?

 

That's a good question, arhooley.  One of the keys to a successful Romney presidency would be how handles all the damned departments of the executive,  including the damned EPA.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 20, 2012 06:09 PM (7yvLv)

86
Thomas Crown Affair was damn good too.


*****

Faye Dunaway had it going on.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:10 PM (piMMO)

87 Ok, so for bicycles I'm leaning between two Specialized ones:

Hard Rock 29: $690
Rock Hopper 29: $880

Both bikes are at a local mom and pop, but the prices seem to match retail.

Anyone have any experience with either?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2012 06:10 PM (3aXbg)

88 Stick your finger in my ass.

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Get the buttah!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:11 PM (piMMO)

89 @80 we are talking testosterone not estrogen

Posted by: clemenza at May 20, 2012 06:11 PM (Epz9+)

90 Strange that in July, a solid month for births, that the little darlings have no desire to be born on the 4th. Posted by: m8d7 at May 20, 2012 09:58 PM (zw1MU) -------------------------------- That's easy. The doctors don't want to schedule a c-section or induction on a holiday or the day before; they want to be at home with their own families. Christmas week is pretty blank, too.

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at May 20, 2012 06:11 PM (snRY5)

91 I actually liked the whole thing. Joe Pantaliano was great as always, but I see what you did there. The movie did hook you from the get go, for sure.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 06:11 PM (cboP6)

92 So I'm almost done with done with book II in the Shades of Grey trilogy. I would have been done but I've been drinking over the weekend and it's hard to read drunk. And stupid.

Anyway, they are absolutely awful. Terrible. The writing is the worst. However, they, like the even more horrible twilight books get you sorta interested in the story line. The guy Christian Grey is identical to the stupid vampires but not a vampire but a bdsm freak. The girl heals him. She's horrific and awful like Bella. This is the worst crap I've seen since I read all the Twilight books in 4 days.

I really wish I were less compulsive.

Oh wait, the worst crap I've ever read, worse than these and Twilight were those stupid "Girl with a ....." Steig Larsson euro trash lesbo crap. This horrible garbage is an improvement and sorta porny.

Posted by: Dagny at May 20, 2012 06:12 PM (mFIbw)

93 People are incapable of accepting that other people have different opinions.

I can't believe you can think that way.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 20, 2012 06:13 PM (X1xAP)

94 That's a good question, arhooley. One of the keys to a successful Romney presidency would be how handles all the damned departments of the executive, including the damned EPA.
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I have plenty of experience as governor in letting bureaucratic agencies do just what they want without interference, so don't worry.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at May 20, 2012 06:13 PM (3aXbg)

95 #97, for what kind of riding?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 20, 2012 06:13 PM (KCvsd)

96

Anyway, they are absolutely awful. Terrible. The writing is the worst. However, they, like the even more horrible twilight books get you sorta interested in the story line. The guy Christian Grey is identical to the stupid vampires but not a vampire but a bdsm freak. The girl heals him. She's horrific and awful like Bella. This is the worst crap I've seen since I read all the Twilight books in 4 days.

 

Sounds like you are a bdsm freak

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2012 06:13 PM (GULKT)

97 L Rob.. that was a great movie. She was absolutely fabulous in it and Andy Garcia.. *sigh*...


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*drool*

The first thing I remember seeing him in was as the gangster in 8 Million Ways to Die

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:14 PM (piMMO)

98 About rabid lefties we have been seeing today,  I have always wanted to super glue money to their body (tell them its for a protest) and drop them off on the south side for an education in multi-culturalism

Posted by: Shiggz Rocketsurgeon at May 20, 2012 06:14 PM (RfvTE)

99 Movie list is bullshit - needs Star Wars.  All six.

Posted by: Bomber at May 20, 2012 06:14 PM (Nev4X)

100 The guy Christian Grey is identical to the stupid vampires but not a vampire but a bdsm freak. The girl heals him. She's horrific and awful like Bella. This is the worst crap I've seen since I read all the Twilight books in 4 days.
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Hmm, sounds like the girl in the book isn't the only masochist you know. :-p

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2012 06:15 PM (3aXbg)

101 Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Except they don't expect different results.  They're running with antisemitism because they know how it plays out, and it plays out into their hands.

Posted by: Alex at May 20, 2012 06:15 PM (EnhSM)

102 The beating they would get while they explain to the mob that their pot dealer and close friend is black, would make some excellent youtube

Posted by: Shiggz Rocketsurgeon at May 20, 2012 06:15 PM (RfvTE)

103 Field Of Dreams and Back To The Future can be cut from the list to make room for Flying Leathernecks and True Grit

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 06:16 PM (8sCoq)

104 for what kind of riding?
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Some off road, some on.

That seemed to give the people I was talking to at the store some pause oddly.

I've always used the same bike for both. Does that make me a bad person or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2012 06:16 PM (3aXbg)

105 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid could have easily replaced Back to the Future on that list.

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Almost anything could have.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:16 PM (piMMO)

106 The best part of Axemen is the Swamplogger's dog.

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2012 10:09 PM (GULKT)



Willie!

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2012 06:16 PM (X6akg)

107 Overnight Open Thread (5-20-1012) In other news, it will be 54 years before William The Conqueror shows up in England.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2012 06:16 PM (FcR7P)

108

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2012 10:15 PM (3aXbg)

 

plagiarist.

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2012 06:16 PM (GULKT)

109 NDH- 692, Vic- 487

It wasn't even close

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 20, 2012 06:16 PM (QTHTd)

110 Um, no Tombstone on that movie list. Really?

Posted by: CDR M at May 20, 2012 06:16 PM (QaYwz)

111 >>>>Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid could have easily replaced Back to the Future on that list.

The musical interlude killed that movie.  Other than that part it was awesome.

Posted by: Bomber at May 20, 2012 06:16 PM (Nev4X)

112 Are they mountain bikes? I picked up a Trek Dual Sport I'm pretty happy with.
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They had a Trek Marlin too. But the online ratings on the Specialized ones are through the roof...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2012 06:17 PM (3aXbg)

113 I'm saying that the books are bad but the story line is oddly compelling. Really you become interested in the vampire wars and, in this case, whether Anastasia Steele is going to enjoy weird sex toys.

Posted by: Dagny at May 20, 2012 06:17 PM (mFIbw)

114 Bomber, you've been drinking haven't you?

Posted by: CDR M at May 20, 2012 06:17 PM (QaYwz)

115 >>>>Field Of Dreams and Back To The Future can be cut from the list to make room for Flying Leathernecks and True Grit

Which True Grit?

Posted by: Bomber at May 20, 2012 06:17 PM (Nev4X)

116 plagiarist.
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You rang pale face?

Posted by: Squaw Warren at May 20, 2012 06:18 PM (3aXbg)

117 Just a little, Commander.  How are you?

Posted by: Bomber at May 20, 2012 06:18 PM (Nev4X)

118 1969 True Grit

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 06:19 PM (8sCoq)

119 whether Anastasia Steele is going to enjoy weird sex toys.

go on...

Posted by: The Morons at May 20, 2012 06:19 PM (3aXbg)

120 The musical interlude killed that movie. Other than that part it was awesome.

Posted by: Bomber at May 20, 2012 10:16 PM (Nev4X)

 

I don't know, watching that woman ride around on the bicyle during the music worked for me. What was her name?

Posted by: robtr at May 20, 2012 06:19 PM (MtwBb)

121 18-1, are you look at the disc brake versions of both?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 20, 2012 06:19 PM (KCvsd)

122 Doing good Bomber. Working on orders with the detailer. You get your orders yet?

Posted by: CDR M at May 20, 2012 06:19 PM (QaYwz)

123 plagiarist. Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2012 10:16 PM (GULKT) Did someone call me?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2012 06:19 PM (snRY5)

124 Rush and Clemenza share the same BD, only Clemenza is older..and slimmer..

Posted by: clemenza at May 20, 2012 06:20 PM (Epz9+)

125 I'm just saying, the list needs ONE John Wayne flick

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 06:20 PM (8sCoq)

126 Ironically, Garbage's #1 Crush just came on the radio...

I will burn for you
Feel pain for you
I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart
And tear it apart

I will lie for you
Beg and steal for you
I will crawl on hands and knees until you see
You're just like me

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2012 06:20 PM (3aXbg)

127 Fried Green Tomatoes. What?

Posted by: King Barry at May 20, 2012 06:20 PM (FcR7P)

128 I watched the new True Grit a few weeks back.  Was surprised how little it pissed me off.  Not a bad movie.  Still disappointed about not seeing Matt Damon get his head caved in though.

Posted by: Bomber at May 20, 2012 06:20 PM (Nev4X)

129 I'm just saying, the list needs ONE John Wayne flick
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The Conquerer?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2012 06:20 PM (3aXbg)

130

jewell and ndh, I hate to break this to you, but I was trying to get the guys movies deal started there.  It was the pre-big lip Meg Ryan thing.  I'll take your word for the hotness (apparently) of Mr Garcia.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 20, 2012 06:21 PM (7yvLv)

131 Did someone call me?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2012 10:19 PM (snRY5)

 

No he just said plagerist not plagerist fucking 5 time draft dodger.

Posted by: robtr at May 20, 2012 06:21 PM (MtwBb)

132 Cdr, I'm on my third set of "penciled-in" orders right now.  Still nothing in writing.

Posted by: Bomber at May 20, 2012 06:21 PM (Nev4X)

133 18-1, are you look at the disc brake versions of both?
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So...my knowledge of bike brakes is...non-existent. They have some kind of disk brakes...I think.

They also showed me another bike with "hydraulic brakes". the clerk couldn't explain it which made me pretty sure I didn't need them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2012 06:21 PM (3aXbg)

134 Obi Wan is about to slice and dice Anakin Skywalker on Spike TV. Boy the actor playing Anakin is bad.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 06:22 PM (cboP6)

135 Stripes?

Posted by: CDR M at May 20, 2012 06:22 PM (QaYwz)

136 I'm just saying, the list needs ONE John Wayne flick


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The Shootist. I can't watch it without tearing up with the knowledge that it was his last film.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:22 PM (piMMO)

137 Still disappointed about not seeing Matt Damon get his head caved in though.
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I have to give the man credit. He did not come off as an arrogant prick - so he was acting up a storm.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2012 06:22 PM (3aXbg)

138 > I watched the new True Grit a few weeks back. Was surprised how little it pissed me off. Not a bad movie.

I liked it too, but the 1969 version wins out, for me

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 06:22 PM (8sCoq)

139

For consideration: "Three Days of the Condor"

 

 - A postman with a Mac-10 goes postal before "going postal" was invented

 

 - Being "out to lunch" has merit

 

 - Robert Redford's character shows how phreaking was done back then

 

 - the Alsatian Gentleman

Posted by: Arbalest at May 20, 2012 06:23 PM (bRmOY)

140 STORY OF THE WEEK!! HAPPY JERUSALEM DAY!!From Jewish Press: "The Tatzpit news agency reported that hundreds of cyclists participated on Sunday morning in the ninth annual bicycle ride from Hebron to Jerusalem, that ran against a gruesome incident a few miles into the trek. The ride, which follows in the path of the late Isaac Boanis, may God avenge his blood, was secured by an extra IDF checkpoint along its route, at the Gush Etzion junction. As the cyclists reached the checkpoint, a 14-year-old Arab emerged from a nearby nursery and tried to stab an IDF lieutenant from the Kfir Brigade. The officer overcame his attacker and during the struggle the latter was stabbed in the abdomen by his own knife. There were no other casualties. The terrorist was transported to Ein Kerem Hospital in serious condition." "The Feel-Good Story of the Year!" lol

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 06:23 PM (1X/a4)

141

Spartacus and Gladiator not on the the list.


Posted by: I To Like Oysters And Snails And Are You Not Entertained? at May 20, 2012 06:23 PM (fgJMi)

142 One of my favorite Duke films is "Hellfighters", which you don't see on TV that often

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 06:23 PM (8sCoq)

143 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2012 06:24 PM (7W3wI)

144 Also missing from the list:

Dirty Harry

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 06:25 PM (8sCoq)

145 Whomever compiled the 11 guy movies list is a weepy Nancy Boy... Field of Dreams? Come on!

"Heat" is a total guy movie just for the bank robbery scene alone

Leaving out "Dirty Harry" is Unforgiven

Replace "Apocalypse Now" with "Hamburger Hill"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 06:25 PM (Y+DPZ)

146 One of my favorite Duke films is "Hellfighters", which you don't see on TV that often


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Great movie but for some reason, when I think of Wayne, it doesn't spring to mind.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:25 PM (piMMO)

147 Would have to put Pulp Fiction on a list too. Not sure if it counts, but entire Lonesome Dove saga is a must for me.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 06:25 PM (cboP6)

148 Damn that sucks Bomber. I'm trying to lock in something with the detailer I know before he turns over the job to someone I don't know. Trying to get a job with DEVGRU.

Posted by: CDR M at May 20, 2012 06:25 PM (QaYwz)

149 What pissed me off the most about Matt Damon in True Grit was when I read (after I watched it) that he wore a hatband that had two buckles on the front, designed to look like the Red Sox logo. 

The girl in the new one was much better. 

Overall, can't beat the original.  Jeff Bridges is just quoting John Wayne when he says "Fill your hand, you sonofabitch!"

Posted by: Bomber at May 20, 2012 06:26 PM (Nev4X)

150 Some other great guy flicks;

Man on Fire
Redbelt
Taken
300

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2012 06:26 PM (3aXbg)

151 John Carpenter's The Thing?

Posted by: CDR M at May 20, 2012 06:26 PM (QaYwz)

152 >"Heat" is a total guy movie just for the bank robbery scene alone

YES one of my favs- great soundtrack too

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 06:26 PM (8sCoq)

153 Um, Caddyshack?

Posted by: ErikW at May 20, 2012 06:27 PM (Pogta)

154 My favorite Duke film is The Quiet Man. There was some discussion about it on a previous ONT. Love that flick.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 06:27 PM (cboP6)

155 60 Even though Pacino takes it a wee bit over the top, I'm fond of Scent of a Woman, especially the tango scene.

A "wee bit"?

I could barely stomach it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 10:00 PM

Niedermeyer, wherever you are out there ...

FUCK YOU TOO !!!!

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at May 20, 2012 06:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

156 Spartacus and Gladiator not on the the list.


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Spartacus is worth it for the battle scene alone. What a beautifully crafted scene.

I never watched Gladiator, but your mention of it made me think of a couple of other Crowe movies which I really do like: Master and Commander and L.A. Confidential.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:27 PM (piMMO)

157 C'mon now. No Escape From New York?

Posted by: Snake Plisken at May 20, 2012 06:27 PM (QaYwz)

158
Cabin Boy
After Hours
The Couch Trip

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 06:27 PM (hsevO)

159 The ending of Heat sucked.

Posted by: Neal McCauley at May 20, 2012 06:28 PM (cboP6)

160 Sure did.

Posted by: Waingrow at May 20, 2012 06:28 PM (cboP6)

161

Man on Fire

 

Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2012 10:26 PM (3aXbg)

 

 

That too. Denzel was straight badass.

Posted by: ErikW at May 20, 2012 06:28 PM (Pogta)

162 The ending of Heat sucked.
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I'll say

Posted by: Some Dead LA Bankrobber at May 20, 2012 06:28 PM (3aXbg)

163 Good call on Master and Commander, NDH.  Pretty good, even if it does have Crowe in it.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 20, 2012 06:28 PM (7yvLv)

164
The Maltese Falcon

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 06:29 PM (hsevO)

165

No "Patton"?

 

No "The Searchers"?

 

You could count all of John Ford's Calvary trilogy in there as "manly movies", as a single movie with a unifying theme - Rio Grande, Fort Apache, She Wore a Yellow Ribbon.

 

Back to the Future is a kid's movie, really.  Nicely done, but...whatever.

 

"12 Angry Men"?  "On the Waterfront"?

"Rocky" - really?  And "Apocalypse Now".  Really - talk about a depressing movie, and really strange too.

 

"Gran Prix" - what a great racing movie, and sure "The Great Escape" and "The Magnificent Seven".  Manly movies with manly guys in them.

 

"Alien" and "Aliens" would not be on the list because the hero(ine) in both movies is a woman.  So not strictly dickly, but still great entertainment.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at May 20, 2012 06:29 PM (sJTmU)

166 I would have to add Swamp Thing too, Adrianne Barbeu running around half naked for 2 hours before running around half naked was mundane.

Posted by: robtr at May 20, 2012 06:29 PM (MtwBb)

167 Pretty good, even if it does have Crowe in it.
&&&
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Posted by: Russel Crowe at May 20, 2012 06:29 PM (3aXbg)

168 If someone is going to start a list like that, there should be categories, or a reason for the selections.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:29 PM (piMMO)

169 Re: The Godfather.

I bought a Horse Head Pillow on-line from a Canadian company.

I'd say I like it, but it's been a month and the thing hasn't arrived.

Maybe I'll wake up some morning and it'll be at the foot of my bed.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 20, 2012 06:29 PM (qPCyi)

170 Ahem, Braveheart.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at May 20, 2012 06:29 PM (QaYwz)

171 172 >"Heat" is a total guy movie just for the bank robbery scene alone

YES one of my favs- great soundtrack too
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 10:26 PM

I always thought the soundtrack was its weak point. Some of it sounded like it was lifted from a 70s porn score

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at May 20, 2012 06:30 PM (Y+DPZ)

172
Rushmore?

Admit it, you all have an inner dweeb.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 06:30 PM (hsevO)

173 Ahem, Braveheart.
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You know whose fault it is your movie didn't make the list, right Mel?

Posted by: Cynthia McKinney's Dad at May 20, 2012 06:30 PM (3aXbg)

174 Good call on Grand Prix. Great soundtrack.

Posted by: CDR M at May 20, 2012 06:30 PM (QaYwz)

175 I've seen all those movies but The Wild Bunch, which I have no desire to see.

I thought The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly was a pretty shitty movie.  I hate movies where the people only live by random chance several times during the film. It's clear that you just can't make it long in life that way.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 06:31 PM (X3lox)

176 Oh yeah, meant to say, I'm with chemjeff.  Godfather is ok.  Not as big a deal as people think it is.

Posted by: Bomber at May 20, 2012 06:31 PM (Nev4X)

177
The Ox-Bow Incident

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 06:31 PM (hsevO)

178 Admit it, you all have an inner dweeb.


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Ahem. Office Space.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:31 PM (piMMO)

179 No French Connection?

Posted by: Popeye Doyle at May 20, 2012 06:31 PM (cboP6)

180 The Warriors, suckas

Posted by: Cyrus at May 20, 2012 06:32 PM (cboP6)

181 #64

If we're going to focus on Kathleen Turner in her prime, we have to include 'The Man With Two Brains.' A very guy movie in its way.

http://tinyurl.com/76hkkjt

Merv Griffin is still at large.

Posted by: epobirs at May 20, 2012 06:32 PM (kcfmt)

182 THEY WERE EXPENDABLE.....my favorite John Wayne movie. Heroism and self sacrifice. What's more masculine than that?

Posted by: m8d7 at May 20, 2012 06:32 PM (zw1MU)

183 193
Rushmore?

Admit it, you all have an inner dweeb.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 10:30 PM (hsevO)

 

I have no such thing.  My dweeb is totally on the outside.

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2012 06:32 PM (GULKT)

184 38 I'm going to commit heresy and declare that the Godfather wasn't that great of a film. It's probably the only thing I'll agree with Seth McFarlane about, but the Godfather "insists upon itself" and I've never understood the cult following.
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 20, 2012 09:55 PM

Blue Falcon? You won't be seein' him around no more

Posted by: Peter Clemenza at May 20, 2012 06:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

185 No French Connection?
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Not since dinner

Posted by: Sandra FLuke at May 20, 2012 06:33 PM (3aXbg)

186 "Heat" is a total guy movie just for the bank robbery scene alone

I liked the original (done only a few years before the remake) better.  They were both good, though.

And "Unthinkable" and "Man On Fire" (first and second versions) are both conspicuously absent.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 06:33 PM (X3lox)

187 Lonesome Dove - while not a movie it's a guy thing must see.

Could Robt. Duvall have been any better? I think not.

Posted by: Mike in CFL at May 20, 2012 06:33 PM (motsG)

188 I think the AOSHQ should compile the definitive list, and make us justify our submissions.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:33 PM (piMMO)

189 Mama said my movie The Waterboy is the best.

Posted by: Bobby Boucher at May 20, 2012 06:33 PM (QaYwz)

190 Serenity. 

I aim to misbehave.

Also,
Sure would be nice if we had some grenades.

Posted by: Bomber at May 20, 2012 06:33 PM (Nev4X)

191 The Outlaw Josey Wales.

Posted by: ErikW at May 20, 2012 06:34 PM (Pogta)

192
True Romance

(deceptive title -- it's NOT a chick flick)

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 06:34 PM (hsevO)

193 The Usual Suspects

Posted by: Kaiser Soze *poof* at May 20, 2012 06:34 PM (cboP6)

194 Might I suggest Ronin?

Posted by: Robert De Niro at May 20, 2012 06:35 PM (QaYwz)

195 Heat... a great movie!

Charlize Theron... a great ass!

Posted by: Vincent Hanna at May 20, 2012 06:35 PM (VeROC)

196 "Sunshine" is one of the greatest movies, and a guy movie in that it shows how liberals can really screw the whole world up if they are allowed on any critical missions.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 06:36 PM (X3lox)

197 No John Wayne...No Dirty Harry...and no James Bond... WTF?? Casablanca and River Kwai are 2 of my favorites, I downloaded from iTunes the "Marsellaise" scene from Casablanca, and the Col Bogey March from RK. Funny trope from RK: The Japs are great soldiers, but sadly disorganized at peacetime work...The Brits are lesser soldiers, but super-organized workers. Tell it to the soccer yobs, people!

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 06:36 PM (1X/a4)

198 How about the first half of Full Metal Jacket?

Posted by: R. Lee Ermey at May 20, 2012 06:36 PM (QaYwz)

199 If you're hetero and a virgin at 70... that's a fail at life. Poor Miss Shaw.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 20, 2012 06:36 PM (QTHTd)

200 Bomber - I like your style but Serenity is a chick flick ... grenades or no grenades ...


Posted by: A less cynical Adriane at May 20, 2012 06:36 PM (NgwbY)

201

"Death Hunt"

 

Charles Bronson's character starts killing fools who tried to kill him, and Lee Marvin is sent after him ... in the Yukon ... in deep winter ...

Posted by: Arbalest at May 20, 2012 06:36 PM (bRmOY)

202
I have no such thing. My dweeb is totally on the outside.
Posted by: buzzion
-------------------

Allll-righty then!

There's Something About Mary

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 06:36 PM (hsevO)

203 So, what kind of rifle did Pacino use in Heat?

Posted by: Mike in CFL at May 20, 2012 06:37 PM (motsG)

204 C'mon! If you're gonna link The Man with Two Brains, this is the way to go.


http://bit.ly/dlPk7Q

BTW, how is it possible that the War of the Roses scene with Kathleen Turner in Danny DeVito's office isn't all over You Tube?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:37 PM (piMMO)

205 Guy movies more iconic than what's on that list

Goodfellas
Terminator
Collateral
Heat
Cool Hand Luke
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
The Great Escape
Dirty Harry
Patton
Scarface
The French Connection
Blazing Saddles
Bullit

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 06:37 PM (Y+DPZ)

206

The French Connection and the French Connection II. Both great movies.  Gene Hackman at his best as an actor.

 

Heartbreak Ridge.  Meh.  It is Eastwood doing his nihilist thing.  I read where he originally wanted Gunny Highway to be Airborne, but the Army read the script and didn't want any part of it. Highway and his drunken ways would have gotten him drummed out a long time ago, CMH or no CMH.

I'm not sure the Marines can read.    (that's a joke- OK?)

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at May 20, 2012 06:37 PM (sJTmU)

207 For John Wayne, either True Grit, The Shootist, or (my personal favorite) The Searchers.


Posted by: Trimegistus at May 20, 2012 06:37 PM (TRSwo)

208 Maet, you know what's wrong with that birthdate chart?  It's not completely accurate. Look at the 13th. 

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 20, 2012 06:38 PM (Iyg03)

209 Big Trouble in Little China. "Hollow?" "Hollow." "Fuck it" *slice*

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 06:38 PM (cboP6)

210 >>>>but Serenity is a chick flick

Bullshit and heresy.

Posted by: Bomber at May 20, 2012 06:38 PM (Nev4X)

211 Well if you mention Lonesome Dove, you gotta add Band of Brothers.

Posted by: CDR M at May 20, 2012 06:38 PM (QaYwz)

212 You not great movie.

Me, Fifth Element... supreme movie.

Posted by: Leeloo Dallas Multipass at May 20, 2012 06:39 PM (VeROC)

213 How is Shawshank Redemption not on the list? I'm pretty sure that every male I know between 14 and 400 has that movie memorized. Also, Blazing Saddles, Idiocracy (or maybe Office Space, I just feel that Mike Judge needs to be represented somehow) and A Few Good Men.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2012 06:39 PM (snRY5)

214 Dammit. Off, stupid, lying sock.

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at May 20, 2012 06:40 PM (snRY5)

215 Guy movies should have car chases or hot muscle cars

American Graffiti
Vanishing Point
Two Lane Blacktop
Fast and Furious
Gone in 60 Seconds
Smokey and the Bandit

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 06:40 PM (Y+DPZ)

216 The ultimate spy movie:

Little Drummer Girl

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 06:40 PM (X3lox)

217 Yeah, shawshank belongs there! Everytime I see the warden eat his pistol, I think about Inauguration Day 2013..."OPEN THE DOOR!! OPEN THE DOOR!!"

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 06:41 PM (1X/a4)

218 There's a lot of oil in eastern Colorado, too. Weld County supposedly has more operating wells than the three top producing mideast countries; wells don't produce as much, but still impressive. In southeast Colorado we may see a boom like North Dakota. Lots of activity.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 20, 2012 06:41 PM (wbuCT)

219 I feel so slighted. How can my two Mega money making movies Titanic and Avatar not be on that list? I'm the king of the world bitches.

Posted by: James Cameron at May 20, 2012 06:41 PM (QaYwz)

220 Bullshit and heresy.

...and your point is?
: -)

Posted by: A less cynical Adriane at May 20, 2012 06:41 PM (NgwbY)

221 >>>>American Graffiti

That'd be funny if that's the only way George Lucas made the list.

Posted by: Bomber at May 20, 2012 06:41 PM (Nev4X)

222 The French Connection and the French Connection II. Both great movies. Gene Hackman at his best as an actor Hackman is one of may all time faves. Good in EVERYTHING he's in. Shit, he was even the lone bright spot in the GIGANTIC HORROR The Quick and the Dead with Sharon Stone.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 06:42 PM (cboP6)

223

Chemjeff,

Probably the reason why you didn't like "The Godfather" is that it was an iconic and stylish groundbreaking movie in 1972.  So iconic that a lot of the things in it have been copied in newer movies  (much like "Citizen Kane" which was also a much copied movie since), so the scenes and the story don't seem fresh to someone seeing it in 2012.  Believe me, in 1972 it was a pretty groundbreaking and strikingly imaginative movie.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at May 20, 2012 06:42 PM (sJTmU)

224 Holy crap, Back to the Future? They may as well have added Sex and The City or Twilight to the list. Field of Dreams? Cripes, that movie was so overrated and not a "sports movie". If they needed to have a sports movies in the list for diversity, they should have Slap Shot in there. Paul Newman going off on the owner was about 30 seconds of sheer manliness and full of win.

http://tinyurl.com/4r6zku

Does contain a little spicy language.

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 20, 2012 06:42 PM (1grxW)

225 236 Maet, you know what's wrong with that birthdate chart? It's not completely accurate. Look at the 13th.
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 20, 2012 10:38 PM (Iyg03)


Well the low birth rate on the 13th could reflect superstition.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 20, 2012 06:42 PM (VDusq)

226 220 Heat... a great movie!

Charlize Theron... a great ass!
Posted by: Vincent Hanna at May 20, 2012 10:35 PM

That was me before my puffy face!

Posted by: Ashley Judd at May 20, 2012 06:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

227 Jake LAMOTTA.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 06:42 PM (1X/a4)

228 Papillion Battle of Algiers Stalingrad Triumph of Will

Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2012 06:42 PM (C/Pop)

229 Three Days of The Condor, Hellfighters, Body Heat, Unforgiven, Dirty Harry!
I rest my case!

Posted by: ChrisP at May 20, 2012 06:42 PM (9kJ81)

230 Good list and I own 9 of the 11 (no Die Hard or Back to the Future). I would take out Back To the Future and replace it with Bladerunner. The Outlaw Josey Wales needs to on this list too.

Posted by: stillers at May 20, 2012 06:42 PM (wbyfw)

231 Terminator: a guy movie? I guess you see Kyle as the main tragic figure. I can buy that.

Serenity: definitely a guy movie. The chick-flicks are all in the Firefly series: Objects In Space, Shindig (written by a woman), Trash, Heart Of Gold.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 20, 2012 06:43 PM (QTHTd)

232
Might I suggest Ronin?
Posted by: Robert De Niro
-------------------

Um yas, isn't that the one where you got shot and then performed surgery on yourself using an x-acto knife, a mirror, a pair of tweezers, and a bottle of absinthe?

If you want to be a man, you'll walk around with a bullet in your liver and you'll like it.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 06:43 PM (hsevO)

233 I'm just saying, the list needs ONE John Wayne flick

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 10:20 PM (8sCoq)

 

Ok, I really liked Hatari !

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 20, 2012 06:43 PM (DU15A)

234 The Usual Suspects

****

I'll see your Kaiser Soze and raise you a Rolo Tomassi

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:44 PM (piMMO)

235 249, I only remember her tits

Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2012 06:44 PM (C/Pop)

236
>I'm going to commit heresy and declare that the Godfather wasn't that
great of a film.



so you admit that you're a heretic who should be burned

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 06:44 PM (8sCoq)

237 I think Kratos would make all 11 movies Shannon Tweed ones.

Posted by: CDR M at May 20, 2012 06:44 PM (QaYwz)

238 Master and Commander

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 06:44 PM (X3lox)

239 I think Back To The Future is there for the sake of the elder McFly of the 1950s. He moves from omega-growing-up-beta to omega-growning-up-alpha. His family improves for that.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 20, 2012 06:45 PM (QTHTd)

240 Terminator: a guy movie? I'd say Predator.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2012 06:45 PM (FcR7P)

241 name 11 Shannon Tweed movies

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 06:46 PM (8sCoq)

242 Memphis Belle, Flight of the Intruder,  Hunt for the Red October

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 20, 2012 06:46 PM (DU15A)

243 #70

Montgomery? Try McGovern.

John Hughes used a lot of the material he first wrote for the 'Kids' issue of National Lampoon in that movie.

Posted by: epobirs at May 20, 2012 06:46 PM (kcfmt)

244 Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at May 20, 2012 10:42 PM (sJTmU)

A few years back, I was talking to a much younger friend who said that he had never actually seen Bladerunner.

I said much the same thing ... So many movies that followed borrowed the look and feel, but when it first came out it was breathtakingly original ...

Posted by: A less cynical Adriane at May 20, 2012 06:46 PM (NgwbY)

245
MEMPHIS BELLE, you wussies!

Can't believe I had to tell you that.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 06:46 PM (hsevO)

246 So, what kind of rifle did Pacino use in Heat?

Ha, the last time I watched it, I wondered that myself  ("hey, that doesn't look quite like an AR-15!"), and looked it up. FN FNC, apparently.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 20, 2012 06:46 PM (jWwhN)

247


Great call on "Death Hunt" with Charles Bronson and Lee Marvin as antagonists.  A minor classic, very underated.

 

"The Naked Prey" .  I want to see a show of hands that have seen it.  Another minor classic, with almost no dialogue.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at May 20, 2012 06:47 PM (sJTmU)

248 Red Tails?

Posted by: George Lucas at May 20, 2012 06:47 PM (QaYwz)

249 Training Day.

Posted by: Alonzo's bullet riddled body at May 20, 2012 06:47 PM (cboP6)

250 Hombre as someone else mentioned... Newman was good

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 20, 2012 06:48 PM (DU15A)

251

Big Trouble in Little China.

 

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 10:38 PM (cboP6)

 

 

Great movie!

 

I haven't seen that in a long time.

Posted by: ErikW at May 20, 2012 06:49 PM (Pogta)

252 278 Speaking of Stone, what about Basic Instincts?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 20, 2012 10:47 PM (hXJOG)


One scamper shot does not equal a great movie.

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 20, 2012 06:49 PM (1grxW)

253
Montgomery? Try McGovern.

John Hughes used a lot of the material he first wrote for the 'Kids' issue of National Lampoon in that movie.


****

Yes. Of course.

Kevin Bacon was great in that movie.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:49 PM (piMMO)

254 Training Day.


***

Hated it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:49 PM (piMMO)

255 No Raiders of The Lost Ark?

Posted by: Indiana Jones at May 20, 2012 06:49 PM (QaYwz)

256 Midnight Run - Robert Deniro and Charles Grodin. The guy who played the gangster in it (who's name escapes me) was fantastic.  A great guy movie.

Posted by: stillers at May 20, 2012 06:50 PM (wbyfw)

257
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 10:37 PM
-----------------

Oh heck yeah,  Collateral


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 06:50 PM (hsevO)

258 Das Boat?

Posted by: CDR M at May 20, 2012 06:50 PM (QaYwz)

259

Okay, manly movie not listed yet.

 

"Zulu".  Manly men on both sides and a lot of fierce bloodshed.  Very cathartic violence.  And it has the additional quality of being a true story.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at May 20, 2012 06:50 PM (sJTmU)

260 My list of guy (mostly) movies:

Patton
Cast A Giant Shadow
For All Mankind
Man On Fire
Open Water or The Reef (Guy movies because women just can't watch them)
The Assignment
Sword of Gideon (the good movie that Spielberg trashed in his version ... Munich, or something)
Master and Commander
Little Drummer Girl
Brother
Poolhall Junkies

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 06:51 PM (X3lox)

261 As usual, I could not get the damnable slide show to work.

So I will merely say one thing: Breaker Morant.


Posted by: Dianna at May 20, 2012 06:51 PM (mKMj1)

262 An interesting category would be movies that you liked as a kid, but realized now how truly shitty they are: All the Right Moves is up there for me.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 06:51 PM (cboP6)

263
Mad Max

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 06:51 PM (hsevO)

264 247 >>>>American Graffiti

That'd be funny if that's the only way George Lucas made the list.
Posted by: Bomber at May 20, 2012 10:41 PM

American Graffiti was porn to those of us who were motorheads in the 70s

You could always spot us motorheads in that theater, we were the ones shouting "283" or "348" when Charles Martin Smith says that Ron Howard's 58 Chevy Impala had a 327

Trivia: Harrison Ford's 55 Chevy in the scenes where he was cruising the strip was the main car . Another 55 was used for both drag race scenes and was the same car driven by Dennis Wilson and James Taylor in Two Lane Blacktopand. A third junk 55 was used for the crash scene. The strip 55 had a 427 with a 4 speed Muncie, the race 55 had a 454 with a race automatic.





Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 06:52 PM (Y+DPZ)

265 >>>>Breaker Morant.

Rule .303

Posted by: Bomber at May 20, 2012 06:52 PM (Nev4X)

266 241, kbd, Gumball Rally. Ferrari Daytona, AC Cobra (427), and Raul Julia... Awesome.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 06:53 PM (4qU0l)

267 Actually no. The longer Mitt doesn't take the bait, the more deranged they will become. This is why I was not for Santorum, he would have taken the bait every time. Posted by: bigred at May 20, 2012 09:50 PM (mIcI I agree with this. I've been thinking about it, and decided the INSTANT Mitt Romney even suggests that Jeremiah Wright is an acceptable topic for attack on Obama, it's going to be, "oh yeah, Mitt Romney, let's talk about YOUR spiritual advisors." And it will be all mormonism all the time until November. If he takes the high road on Wright, the left looks like religious bigots when they attack him.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 20, 2012 06:53 PM (34TNZ)

268 285 Midnight Run - Robert Deniro and Charles Grodin. The guy who played the gangster in it (who's name escapes me) was fantastic.A great guy movie. Posted by: stillers at May 20, 2012 10:50 PM (wbyfw) Fantastic pick! Dennis Farina was the gangster.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 06:53 PM (cboP6)

269

Breaker Morant.

 Edward Woodward, a super actor (now dead, I think- remember "The Equalizer"?) - another minor classic forgotten.  That was another great movie.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at May 20, 2012 06:53 PM (sJTmU)

270 @288


Yes

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 06:54 PM (8sCoq)

271
The original Get Carter, 1971

Wow, was that raw and gritty.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 06:54 PM (hsevO)

272 Anybody remember King Rat?  A dark movie, but a longtime favorite of mine.

Posted by: Jinxthecat at May 20, 2012 06:54 PM (l3vZN)

273 I noticed "An Incovenient Truth" is not on your movie list......

Posted by: Al Gore at May 20, 2012 06:54 PM (jucos)

274 "Apocalypto"

(watched it seven times...so far)

The Messcans coming across our border had some bad-ass Mayan ancestors! 

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 20, 2012 06:54 PM (qPCyi)

275 Goodfellas?

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 06:54 PM (4qU0l)

276 287 Das Boat?

Drip. Drip. Drip. Never saw the movie, but the book was a really good read.

Posted by: Mike in CFL at May 20, 2012 06:54 PM (motsG)

277 An interesting category would be movies that you liked as a kid, but realized now how truly shitty they are:

I've gone through those phases with "Weird Science" and "Pump Up The Volume". I loved them as a teen. Hated them in my 20s. Started to appreciate them again in my 30s.

I'm going to go with "Dead Poets Society" as the movie I liked as a teen that I can't stomach now.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 20, 2012 06:54 PM (QTHTd)

278 Posted by: elizabethe at May 20, 2012 10:53 PM (34TNZ) But it's already all Mormonism all the time without him getting the complimentary attack on Rev. Wright. The left is incapable of bigotry in any form, dontcha know that by now?

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 06:54 PM (cboP6)

279 The original Get Carter, 1971

Wow, was that raw and gritty.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 10:54 PM (hsevO)



Good pick.  I really liked Sly's version, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 06:55 PM (X3lox)

280 Evening all !

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 20, 2012 06:55 PM (DGIjM)

281 @287 Das Boot blows Back To The Future out of the water. Nice shot!

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2012 06:55 PM (FcR7P)

282 Jumbo Shrimp at May 20, 2012 10:55 PM (DGIjM)

Evening'

Posted by: Military Intelligence at May 20, 2012 06:56 PM (NgwbY)

283 I'm going to go with "Dead Poets Society" as the movie I liked as a teen that I can't stomach now.


****

Good one! It seemed deep when we didn't know any better.



How about teen movies that adults still like? For me, Money Can't Buy Me Love

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:56 PM (piMMO)

284 "Split Tails?"

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 20, 2012 06:56 PM (IoNBC)

285
I really liked Sly's version, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
-------------------

Dang, so did I.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 06:56 PM (hsevO)

286 Good evholy crap I still made third?

Jesus...

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 06:56 PM (F79HU)

287 Yes, Mel Gibson has cranked out some of the best guy movies evar. "Apocalypto", ftw.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 20, 2012 06:56 PM (QTHTd)

288 Das Boat was very good, IMO. One of the great kick in the gut endings.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 06:56 PM (cboP6)

289 Conan, The Barbarian.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 06:56 PM (4qU0l)

290

Training Day.


***

Hated it.


 

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 10:49 PM (piMMO)

 

I hated it too because it was fucking depressing.

 

I'm sorry but I tire of violence. It doesn't entertain me.

 

That's why I've sworn off Hollywood.

Posted by: ErikW at May 20, 2012 06:56 PM (Pogta)

291 Crap.

Can't Buy Me Love.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:57 PM (piMMO)

292 295 >>>>Breaker Morant.

Rule .303
Posted by: Bomber

"Shoot straight, you bastards!"

Posted by: Dianna at May 20, 2012 06:57 PM (mKMj1)

293 To Live and Die in LA.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 06:57 PM (4qU0l)

294 Geesh, I feel like I spend my life here and I never make the list. ugh.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 20, 2012 06:58 PM (DGIjM)

295 Which Monty Python offering should make the list? I'd go with History of The World Part 2.

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at May 20, 2012 06:58 PM (snRY5)

296 MEMPHIS BELLE, you wussies!

Can't believe I had to tell you that.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 10:46 PM (hsevO)


Completely underrated movie.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 06:58 PM (F79HU)

297 Romney could show up at Wright's church every weekend until he finally loses it.

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2012 06:58 PM (FcR7P)

298

The book "King Rat " was written by James Clavell (who lived it in the Chiangi Prison camp, a really terrible place).  Clavell also wrote the screenplay to "The Great Escape".

 

The underlying meaning to the story "King Rat" is a little lost in the movie, but is much clearer in the book, which is an excellent story.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at May 20, 2012 06:58 PM (sJTmU)

299 If its just guy movies, I put Snatch on the list as well.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 06:58 PM (cboP6)

300 >Conan, The Barbarian.


shit- Conan The Barbarian. This changes everything.

REWRITE!

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 06:59 PM (8sCoq)

301 To Live and Die in LA.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 10:57 PM (4qU0l)



Awesome!  And so long ago that they were still calling bungee jumping "B.A.S.E. jumping".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 06:59 PM (X3lox)

302 Speaking of Stone, what about Basic Instincts?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 20, 2012 10:47 PM (hXJOG)

One scamper shot does not equal a great movie.

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 20, 2012 10:49 PM

I thought it did, that's why I wrote a shitload of them for Showgirls

Posted by: Joe Ezsterhas at May 20, 2012 06:59 PM (Y+DPZ)

303 Goodfellas and "The Italian Job", The original.

Posted by: ChrisP at May 20, 2012 06:59 PM (9kJ81)

304 And Arsenio Hall is the new Celebrity Apprentice

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 06:59 PM (piMMO)

305 Teen movies that adults still like - "Breakfast Club", duh.

Also "Heathers". And does "Labyrinth" count? It's kind of more a KID movie, but the point was that Jennifer Connolly (15-6 at the time) was getting kinda old for the kid stuff.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at May 20, 2012 07:00 PM (QTHTd)

306 Breaker Morant.


Posted by: Dianna at May 20, 2012 10:51 PM (mKMj1)



I have this in my collection.  Fantastic. 

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 07:00 PM (F79HU)

307 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2012 07:00 PM (JMmQ9)

308 Teen movies that adults still love?

Ferris Bueller?  Anyone?  Anyone?

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 07:01 PM (F79HU)

309 Ooooh, Heathers. Every damn time the bullying-leads-to-suicide thing comes up in the news, I think of that movie. Ahead of its time, it was. "I love my dead, gay son!"

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at May 20, 2012 07:01 PM (snRY5)

310 Speaking of jennifer Connelly, I really liked Blood Diamond.  I don't care how weepy and pussified it got towards the end.

Also ... I hate myself for saying this ... but Sanctum was pretty awesome.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 07:02 PM (X3lox)

311 "I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man. You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins."

There's a saying about striking whle the iron is hot, and honey, your iron entered a terminal phase of global cooling about 40 years ago.

Posted by: Cicero at May 20, 2012 07:02 PM (qhHI4)

312 What, no Bare Pimp Project or From Russia With the Lovebone?

Posted by: J-Rock at May 20, 2012 07:02 PM (1grxW)

313 Snatch, certainly. The Big Sleep, with Bogey. Cause #bacall.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 07:02 PM (4qU0l)

314 The ghost and the darkness wasnt bad

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 20, 2012 07:03 PM (DU15A)

315 Heathers makes me think of Jawbreaker. I still like that one too. Very campy.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 07:03 PM (piMMO)

316 Trailer Park Boys movie.

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 20, 2012 07:03 PM (1grxW)

317 But it's already all Mormonism all the time without him getting the complimentary attack on Rev. Wright. The left is incapable of bigotry in any form, dontcha know that by now? Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 10:54 PM (cboP6) I haven't noticed any anti-mormonism saturation from the MSM. (like, getting the 60 second sound bite on the 5s on the radio) I mean, that one thing from the NYT is one thing. Mostly the news "reports" that his mormon faith will be a problem b/c those evangelics hate the Mormons. But if they can quote Romney or a PAC or a Romney advisor as saying something against Wright, they can then run a 60 second news reel like: "romney today attacked Obama's spiritual advisor JW for being racist/anti-American. But Romney's own Mormorn religion denied the equality of blacks until just xxx years ago, and some sects still approve of polygamy. Back to you bob." That's the kind of stuff he must not leave himself open for.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 20, 2012 07:03 PM (34TNZ)

318 I really kind of hate "Ferris Bueller's Day Off".  His friend whose dad owns the Ferrrari is a total wuss.  And I get tired of movies where high school kids constantly outwit adults. Granted that the adults running schools are education majors, but I have two teenagers in my house, and they aren't that smart. 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at May 20, 2012 07:03 PM (sJTmU)

319 There's a realy great comedy, not a guy movie, but a freakin' HILARIOUS comedy from back when comedies were actually funny.  Moonstruck with Cher and Nic Cage and directed by Norman Jewison.  I laugh my ass off EVERY.  SINGLE.  TIME.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 07:03 PM (F79HU)

320 Just a drive-by, but CJ Burch, remind me to verbally whip your ass tomorrow for that "joke" about my beloved Corps. Goodnight, Morons everywhere.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 20, 2012 07:03 PM (I/cLr)

321 339 Hey, Glen Reynolds just gave Ace a link over at Instapundit.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual

So I see - and when was this story up? How did I miss it?

Posted by: Dianna at May 20, 2012 07:03 PM (mKMj1)

322 The ghost and the darkness wasnt bad

****

I liked it but I know some here hated it.

I'd love to go the the museum in Chicago to see them.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 07:03 PM (piMMO)

323

Happy Trails

Tonto, ride back to town and inform Chuck Norris that they did not have enough Westerns on that list

Posted by: Roy Rogers at May 20, 2012 07:04 PM (ysWJ9)

324 How the hell did Smokey and the Bandit not make it. Bloody classic. Marathon Man. Is it Safe?

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 07:04 PM (4qU0l)

325 327 Which Monty Python offering should make the list? I'd go with History of The World Part 2. Posted by: jenny tries too hard at May 20, 2012 10:58 PM

Umm ... did they remake that without paying me royalties?

Posted by: Mel Brooks at May 20, 2012 07:04 PM (Y+DPZ)

326 #229

Argh! The clip cuts off the broken window gag!

"The breeze feels good."

Posted by: epobirs at May 20, 2012 07:04 PM (kcfmt)

327 Hmmmmm Slot of scorpios out there it seems Good Btw I share a bday with the hilabeast Clinton

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 20, 2012 07:04 PM (3gUvw)

328 Good Night, DC!

drive 'bye' carefully ...

Posted by: A less cynical Adriane at May 20, 2012 07:04 PM (NgwbY)

329 Where is Tammy al Thor and Peaches?

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 20, 2012 07:04 PM (DGIjM)

330 I haven't watched The Outsiders in forever. I wonder how that one holds up.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 07:05 PM (piMMO)

331 'd love to go the the museum in Chicago to see them. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 11:03 PM (piMMO) Hi Dead Horse. I did exactly this after I saw that movie. It was kind of creepy. Grimm ended on a good note, do you think?

Posted by: elizabethe at May 20, 2012 07:05 PM (34TNZ)

332 Whew, no Fat Betty this week on Mad Men.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 20, 2012 07:05 PM (9TNSP)

333 The ghost and the darkness wasnt bad

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 20, 2012 11:03 PM (DU15A)


Vastly underrated.  The little bit at the end with the narration saying "You, too, can see the lions stuffed at this museuum blah blah blah" was totally unnecessary though.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 07:05 PM (F79HU)

334 WHAT this thread needs is for everybody to start posting youtube clips from their favorite guy movies


DeNiro and Pacino have coffee in 'HEAT'

http://tinyurl.com/6tjt35r

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 07:05 PM (8sCoq)

335 26 No McQueen in a "Top 11 Guy Movies"

No Bullit

No Sand Pebbles

No Great Escape

No good

Posted by: ironbill at May 20, 2012 09:51 PM (8HjJL)


I may have to turn in my mancard for saying this but with certain exceptions The Sand Pebbles is mostly really, really boring. [Ducks, runs]

Posted by: joncelli at May 20, 2012 07:06 PM (708Gm)

336 I almost forgot (I had just mentioned it a few days ago),

one of the greatest movies of all-time:

Other People's Money

Almost without peer.  Just incredible in every way.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 07:07 PM (X3lox)

337 Grimm ended on a good note, do you think?

****

I had wondered how long before he would tell her. Missed it by *this* much. And yes, Grimm whipped out an ass-kicking that I didn't think he was capable of.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 07:07 PM (piMMO)

338 Silverado. Commando. Any Pink Panther with Christopher Plummer The Guns of Navarone Why We Fight The Best Years of Our Lives. The Pilot

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 07:07 PM (4qU0l)

339

M name/hash disappears all the time. Have i been kicked off aos, or is it my ancient computer?

Also went out and looked directly at the sun, my hubby bitched me out and made some weird cardboard box thing, and it worked, was kinda cool after I could actually see, tee hee.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 20, 2012 07:07 PM (fHyXI)

340 Mad Dog and Glory was good... bill Murray played a good prick

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 20, 2012 07:08 PM (DU15A)

341 Other People's Money


******

Great movie!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 07:08 PM (piMMO)

342

The ghost and the darkness wasnt bad

 

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 20, 2012 11:03 PM (DU15A)

 

I liked it. It had a good story behind it.

Posted by: ErikW at May 20, 2012 07:08 PM (Pogta)

343 368 WHAT this thread needs is for everybody to start posting youtube clips from their favorite guy movies
...
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 11:05 PM (8sCoq)


I don't have to show you no stinking youtube clips.
http://tinyurl.com/ynkfll

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 20, 2012 07:08 PM (Qxe/p)

344 Where is Tammy al Thor and Peaches?

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 20, 2012 11:04 PM (DGIjM)


Tammy is in "Our Kansas" baling hay and stomping on snakes.  No time for us, alas.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 07:09 PM (F79HU)

345 Heathers makes me think of Jawbreaker. I still like that one too. Very campy. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 11:03 PM (piMMO) -------------------------------------- Three movies that were watched way too much when I was a teenager: Heathers, Jawbreaker, and Sugar & Spice (cheerleaders rob a bank to help their pregnant cheer captain) and Heathers is still my favorite. Jawbreaker was really a lot darker, but they all seem to fit neatly together. Plus, its rumored that Shannen Doherty stormed out of an early Heathers screening yelling that "No one told me it was going to be a comedy!". So that puts Heathers above the rest.

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at May 20, 2012 07:09 PM (snRY5)

346 Also went out and looked directly at the sun, my hubby bitched me out and made some weird cardboard box thing, and it worked, was kinda cool after I could actually see, tee hee.

Took some pics of the leaf shadows ...

Posted by: A less cynical Adriane at May 20, 2012 07:09 PM (NgwbY)

347

Posted by: joncelli at May 20, 2012 11:06 PM (708Gm)


Never heard of Sand Pebbles.  Sounds like the name of a Lifetime movie.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 07:10 PM (F79HU)

348 Plus, its rumored that Shannen Doherty stormed out of an early Heathers screening yelling that "No one told me it was going to be a comedy!". So that puts Heathers above the rest.


****


Well, that does oddly add to its charm.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 07:10 PM (piMMO)

349 #351

Ah, but they weren't kids. Alan Ruck turned 30 while shooting that flick. Broderick was 24. Jennifer Grey was 26. (Which made Cindy Pickett as Mrs. Bueller a mother at 13.) Mia Sara was 21 and entirely nailable in the legal sense. It was some sort of holding facility for developmentally disabled adults. AKA actors.

It's weird sometimes for someone without kids to drive past a high school and see what teenagers really look like.



Posted by: epobirs at May 20, 2012 07:11 PM (kcfmt)

350 I had wondered how long before he would tell her. Missed it by *this* much. And yes, Grimm whipped out an ass-kicking that I didn't think he was capable of. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 11:07 PM (piMMO) He got more and more manly and agressive in every fight. I think it's a good progression. Looking forward to next season now. I have two predictions. Juliet will either, 1. become a shape-shifter and maybe a bad guy that Nick has to fight or help control, or she'll 2. get amnesia for the entire day and forget everything he told her after they cure her.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 20, 2012 07:11 PM (34TNZ)

351 A movie I liked when I was young that I can't stand now?

Billy Jack

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 07:11 PM (8sCoq)

352 Opening sales seminar in Glen Garry Glen Ross http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi1MemQ8MqY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 07:12 PM (cboP6)

353 Which Monty Python offering should make the list? I'd go with History of The World Part 2. Posted by: jenny tries too hard at May 20, 2012 10:58 PM Umm ... did they remake that without paying me royalties? Posted by: Mel Brooks at May 20, 2012 11:04 PM (Y+DPZ) Oh my gosh my brain is rotting from daytime television and internet surfing. Gah! I meant The Search for The Holy Grail. I don't even know why I put those two together?

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at May 20, 2012 07:12 PM (snRY5)

354 I don't have to show you no stinking youtube clips.


***

Which reminds me that about a month ago I tried to watch Up in Smoke and it was so wretchedly awful I just couldn't do it.

Does.not.stand.up.


Two other teen movies that are still like superglue to me are Clueless and Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 07:14 PM (piMMO)

355 "Grimm ended on a good note, do you think?"

I literally just finished watching it this minute on Hulu. It's officially the best show on TV now, I'm sure NBC will fuck it up.

Posted by: Washington Post at May 20, 2012 07:14 PM (GZitp)

356 384 A movie I liked when I was young that I can't stand now?

Billy Jack
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 11:11 PM

That movie was so bad that even Michael Moore wouldn't try to remake it

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 07:14 PM (Y+DPZ)

357 Any April Fool Babies out there? You've got a 1 in 365 chance of being so....

So proud.....

Posted by: S Daniel at May 20, 2012 07:15 PM (BVkEs)

358 Eyelids getting droopy. G'nite, morons!

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 07:15 PM (cboP6)

359 384 A movie I liked when I was young that I can't stand now?

Billy Jack
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 11:11 PM

I was the moral inspiration for Billy Jack

Posted by: Lizzie Jack Warren at May 20, 2012 07:15 PM (Y+DPZ)

360 Two other teen movies that are still like superglue to me are Clueless and Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 11:14 PM (piMMO)

 

Loved Clueless..

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 20, 2012 07:15 PM (fHyXI)

361 I literally just finished watching it this minute on Hulu. It's officially the best show on TV now, I'm sure NBC will fuck it up. Posted by: Washington Post at May 20, 2012 11:14 PM (GZitp) Have faith in the Whedon stable. they don't tend to start fucking things up until the 4th season unless they get canceled.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 20, 2012 07:15 PM (34TNZ)

362 I have two predictions. Juliet will either, 1. become a shape-shifter and maybe a bad guy that Nick has to fight or help control, or she'll 2. get amnesia for the entire day and forget everything he told her after they cure her.


*****

I don't think they can milk the naivete thing too long. There are just too many odd things going on around her. It would be kind of cool for her to develop a darker edge about her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 07:16 PM (piMMO)

363 stupid sock

Posted by: lowandslow at May 20, 2012 07:16 PM (GZitp)

364 I like 'The Money Pit'.

Posted by: Peter Griffin at May 20, 2012 07:16 PM (6C+BP)

365 Okay, I stuffed myself with chicken fajitas and this store brand salsa oddly labeled That Green Sauce that really was very spicey.  Diet blown all to hell.  I think.  I had a reason, though.  Today is "speshul".

By the way, you're not eating real tortillas unless they're corn tortillas.  Yum!

Time to get ready for woik.

Be back later.

Oh, has anyone mentioned Gallipoli?  Excellent movie.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 07:16 PM (F79HU)

366 The Guns of Navarone

Where Eagles Dare.

I've always enjoyed Alistair MacLean books. Too bad HMS Ulysses was never filmed, but then I guess it's fairly depressing.  Might actually have a better chance of being made nowadays.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 20, 2012 07:16 PM (9TNSP)

367

The Sand Pebbles was the story of the San Pablo, and American gunboat cruising the backwaters of the Yangtze River during the Nationalist Chinese Revolution, looking out for American interests in that lawless and chaotic time in China.

 

It was a thinly veiled anti-war movie made in the Viet Nam war era.  I think it was a good movie, but it was depressing and a little boring in spots.  Very cruel story in some ways.  Steve McQueen as an anti-hero who most of the crew of the San Pablo came to hate. Steven McQueen, Richard Attenborough, Richard Crenna, Candace Bergen (when she was young and yummy), and a bunch of other recognizable role players from that era.

 

The crew came to call themselves "Sand Pebbles", which is where the name of the movie is from.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at May 20, 2012 07:17 PM (sJTmU)

368 Papillon The Right Stuff Stand By Me. For a pair of lib dipshits, they made a guy movie. Jackie Chan in anything. There Was A Crooked Man.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 07:18 PM (4qU0l)

369 I literally just finished watching it this minute on Hulu. It's officially the best show on TV now, I'm sure NBC will fuck it up.


****

I rarely go in for the mythology or supernatural type of stuff but that show really hooked me. I missed the first few shows so it's good to know it's on Hulu.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 07:18 PM (piMMO)

370 And after doing a little advanced calendar math it's clear there's a
whole lot of getting' jiggy going on around Christmas.

Also Thanksgiving. My mother used to tell me I was the result of a Turkey Day party that got out of hand. So I ended up sharing a birthday (8/29) with Michael Jackson and John McCain (also Aaron Rowand and Roy Oswalt, so there's that).


Posted by: Teh Kittehs at May 20, 2012 07:19 PM (aiKPs)

371 I like 'The Money Pit'.


*****

Don't mock me. I watched it about again about a week ago.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 07:19 PM (piMMO)

372 Can I take this box off my head now?

Posted by: Cicero at May 20, 2012 07:19 PM (qhHI4)

373 Also, Blazing Saddles, Idiocracy (or maybe Office Space, I just feel that Mike Judge needs to be represented somehow) and A Few Good Men.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2012 10:39 PM

A Few Good Men was a handwringer by Aaron Sorkin and Rob Reiner who didn't get that Nicholson's courtroom speech was actually a very POSITIVE one, not an indictment of Marine "brutality"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 07:20 PM (Y+DPZ)

374 Has anybody mentioned Chinatown?

forget it Jake....

Posted by: ontherocks at May 20, 2012 07:20 PM (aZ6ew)

375 Blade.

Posted by: Wesley Snipes' empty bank account at May 20, 2012 07:21 PM (89Ph9)

376 399, Waterhouse (of the WA state Waterhouse's?) WHO DARES WINS! Love that motto.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 07:21 PM (4qU0l)

377 A Few Good Men was a handwringer by Aaron Sorkin and Rob Reiner who didn't get that Nicholson's courtroom speech was actually a very POSITIVE one, not an indictment of Marine "brutality"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 11:20 PM (Y+DPZ)



That's like Swordfish - which I really liked - but they didn't understand that Travolta was the good guy and Hugh Jackman was the jackass.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 07:22 PM (X3lox)

378 Also Thanksgiving. My mother used to tell me I was the result of a Turkey Day party that got out of hand. So I ended up sharing a birthday (8/29) with Michael Jackson and John McCain (also Aaron Rowand and Roy Oswalt, so there's that).


Posted by: Teh Kittehs at May 20, 2012 11:19 PM (aiKPs)

 

I am 8/14 share with halle berry, steve martin, mila kunis, tim tebow and doc holliday

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 20, 2012 07:23 PM (fHyXI)

379 Great scene for guys--"Mr. Helper," lol!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_GnyOIRRtY&feature=related

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 07:24 PM (1X/a4)

380 Speed and The Matrix

Posted by: The Wooden Plank also known as Keanu Reeves at May 20, 2012 07:24 PM (bjs5J)

381 That's like Swordfish - which I really liked - but they didn't understand that Travolta was the good guy and Hugh Jackman was the jackass. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 11:22 PM (X3lox) Directors not understanding things: it's always bugged me that Tim Burton didn't understand that the "have some Priest" song in Sweeny Todd is a love song between Todd and Mrs. Lovitt. Celebrating their shared point of view.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 20, 2012 07:25 PM (34TNZ)

382 385 Opening sales seminar in Glen Garry Glen Ross

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 20, 2012 11:12 PM

Al Pacino tells off Kevin Spacey, and who wouldn't love to tell an asshole boss off in this manner;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac6cOJb2FvI

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 07:25 PM (Y+DPZ)

383
I don't have to show you no stinking youtube clips.
-----------------

Ah, thanks for reminding me:

Treasure of the Sierra Madre, you madres.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 07:25 PM (hsevO)

384 401 Papillon
The Right Stuff
Stand By Me. For a pair of lib dipshits, they made a guy movie.
Jackie Chan in anything.
There Was A Crooked Man.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 11:18 PM (4qU0l)


Showdown.  Much better movie, also a "guy thing".
http://tinyurl.com/78gsljj

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 20, 2012 07:25 PM (Qxe/p)

385 Speed and The Matrix

Posted by: The Wooden Plank also known as Keanu Reeves at May 20, 2012 11:24 PM (bjs5J)



I didn't like them but I did love "Point Break".  So sue me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 07:26 PM (X3lox)

386 Shawshank Redemption should have been on the list.  It's a perennial Top 5 on IMDB's top 250. 

As much as I detest Timothy Robbins' politics, he's superb as wrongly(?) convicted Andy Dufresne.  But Morgan Freeman is electrifying as Red, Andy's buddy and the narrator of the film.  The scene with him before the parole board is acting at its highest level. 

The story unwinds at a leisurely pace that draws you in and never gets dull.  Even better, Shawshank has the most satisfying ending of any movie I've ever seen.  If you haven't seen it, see it.

Posted by: Cicero at May 20, 2012 07:26 PM (qhHI4)

387 That's like Swordfish - which I really liked

Hey, so I'm not the only one!

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 20, 2012 07:26 PM (9TNSP)

388

Went back to the infamous Memorial Day thread just to get the general feeling.  Man!  Talk about covering ground.  The funniest part of it was that around 5:30am, genghis warned everyone they were breaking all of Ace's posting rules.

 

Couldn't finish it.  I assume Ace found out and threw a major fit?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 20, 2012 07:27 PM (7yvLv)

389 The discussion of movies on this thread is almost as long as one of Ace's reviews

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 07:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

390 IQ tests regularly show that although men are stupider than women, theyÂ’re smarter, too. A manÂ’s bell curve is much wider than a womanÂ’s, so although it dives far deeper into idiot, it also soars farther into brilliant.
http://tinyurl.com/bshvtp9

True, true.


Posted by: sTevo at May 20, 2012 07:28 PM (VMcEw)

391 418 has anybody mentioned Buckaroo Banzai yet?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 20, 2012 11:25 PM (7FadD)


I don't think so.
That means there is a god.

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 20, 2012 07:28 PM (Qxe/p)

392 None of you guys liked 'Log Jammin'?

Posted by: Jackie Treehorn at May 20, 2012 07:28 PM (6C+BP)

393 Reasons for Serenity being a chick flick, a large part of the action is as female driven, as much as male:

1)Zoe escaping from Reavers ...
   v. Wash piloting through crossfire

2)River kicks ass in bar ...
   v. Simon putting her to sleep, Simon infiltrating the facility (cerebral, instead of physical)

3)Inara taking out the Operative
   v. Mel getting ass kicked

4)Hologram (Sarah Paulson) and Lenore (giving last message)
    v. Mr. Universe

5)Mel taking out Operative (final battle)
   v. River's sword fight ...

While Serenity does well to hold the interest of a large, composite cast, it is basically River's story ... and, for me, goes into the chick flick category.

Posted by: A less cynical Adriane at May 20, 2012 07:28 PM (NgwbY)

394 Can I take this box off my head now?

LOL. No, better wait until tomorrow morning after the sun is up, just to be sure.

Posted by: Retread at May 20, 2012 07:29 PM (joSBv)

395 It's weird sometimes for someone without kids to drive past a high school and see what teenagers really look like.


Posted by: epobirs at May 20, 2012 11:11 PM (kcfmt)


That would be me and MrsCaniac at Outback last night with all the kids going to prom. All the girls looked much older, and the boys looked like teenagers.

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 20, 2012 07:29 PM (1grxW)

396

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 20, 2012 11:27 PM (7yvLv)

 

How bout the Thunder beating the Lakers the other night, loved it!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 20, 2012 07:29 PM (fHyXI)

397 Best Paul Newman flick - Sometimes A Great Notion (Never Give A Inch).  Also had Henry Fonda is one of his best roles.  Strictly a guy movie.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 20, 2012 07:31 PM (7yvLv)

398
Anyone for Steve Reeves?

I wish I could find The Thief of Baghdad online right now.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 07:31 PM (hsevO)

399 Not because they're great movies, but what's in them is great:
Showgirls
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
The Hot Spot
Blame it on Rio
Two Moon Junction
Half Moon Street
Malicious
Gia
Basic Instinct
Gwendoline

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2012 07:31 PM (szK9l)

400 Donovan's Reef. Great fight scene. A River Runs Through It. Midway. All-Star. I think Wayne stepped aside for Mitchum. Blues Brothers. Come on, really? Maverick Spinal Tap Act of Valor

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 07:31 PM (4qU0l)

401 lou, I'm not a big NBA fan (like the college game more), but I am a Thunder fan.  I really like seeing the L----s get beat, especially Kobe Fk'n Bryant.  Now OKC gets to finish them off at home.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 20, 2012 07:33 PM (7yvLv)

402 And since nobody else has done it yet, I am happy to do it.


http://bit.ly/JJpuN9


http://bit.ly/HTHYaG

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 07:33 PM (piMMO)

403 >Directors not understanding things: it's always bugged me


Sometimes I watch 'Braveheart' and think Wallace is the bad guy

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 07:34 PM (8sCoq)

404 #371 The Best Years of Our Lives....great movie. Love the Dana Andrews character. Always get teary eyed when the father reads the letter detailing his son's heroism of which the son said nothing about. Perfect in every way.

Posted by: m8d7 at May 20, 2012 07:34 PM (zw1MU)

405 I wish I could find The Thief of Baghdad online right now.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley
--------------

w00t, sure enough it's on Youtube in 9 parts.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 07:34 PM (hsevO)

406 I was the moral inspiration for Billy Jack
Lizzie Jack Warren at May 20, 2012 11:15 PM

And they didn't even have to cover her in flour to make her white.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2012 07:34 PM (FTuxU)

407 Some great guy flicks are "Postal", "Alone in the Dark", and "BloodRayne". You'll like them or else I'll challenge you to a boxing match and kick your ass!

Posted by: Uwe Boll at May 20, 2012 07:35 PM (bjs5J)

408 Good night, morons.  Keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 20, 2012 07:35 PM (7yvLv)

409 Best Paul Newman flick - Sometimes A Great Notion (Never Give A Inch). Also had Henry Fonda is one of his best roles. Strictly a guy movie.

I have no memory of that movie being in the theaters but happened across it a few months ago on cable and loved it enough to watch it a couple of times.

Posted by: Retread at May 20, 2012 07:35 PM (joSBv)

410
Point Blank is french detective flick if you like the 'diplomatic immunity' style endings. I need to watch this one again. I like the 'lifestyle' scenes in the park.

Posted by: sTevo at May 20, 2012 07:35 PM (VMcEw)

411 435 lou, I'm not a big NBA fan (like the college game more), but I am a Thunder fan. I really like seeing the L----s get beat, especially Kobe Fk'n Bryant. Now OKC gets to finish them off at home.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 20, 2012 11:33 PM (7yvLv)

 

Yep NBA sucks.  But I would love for the lakers and heat to be eliminated.  And I hope one of the Thunder players gives Kobe some lunch money.

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2012 07:36 PM (GULKT)

412 422 Went back to the infamous Memorial Day thread just to get the general feeling. Man! Talk about covering ground. The funniest part of it was that around 5:30am, genghis warned everyone they were breaking all of Ace's posting rules.

Couldn't finish it. I assume Ace found out and threw a major fit?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 20, 2012 11:27 PM (7yvLv)


We went in with an ass like Kim Kardashians and came out with one like the Olsen twins.

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 20, 2012 07:36 PM (1grxW)

413 or else I'll challenge you to a boxing match

HA!  I watched the eclipse through a washing machine box!  What puny box did you use?

Posted by: Einstein's younger brother Hans at May 20, 2012 07:36 PM (NgwbY)

414 I didn't realize so many people were familiar with Breaker Morant.  Not bad for a production of the South Australia Film Board from 35 years ago.  I have a copy myself.

Posted by: Jinxthecat at May 20, 2012 07:36 PM (l3vZN)

415 Good night - the allergy meds and dinner have taken me down.

Have a great week, since the chances of my being coherent by the time I get home for the next week are low to nonexistent.

Posted by: Dianna at May 20, 2012 07:36 PM (mKMj1)

416 Apollo 13? All gorram steely-eyed missile men. Run Silent, Run Deep. Fear and Loathing... Grumpy Old Men 'takin the Skin Boat to Tuna Town'

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 07:36 PM (4qU0l)

417  to hell and back
excalibur
300
1st rocky
enter the dragon

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 20, 2012 07:36 PM (xR4WJ)

418 POINT BREAK

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 07:38 PM (8sCoq)

419 Roses are red,
Counting sheep makes you sleepy,
Good night, chemjeff,
May tomorrow not be weepy ...

Sertamattresscompany

Posted by: Jules Verne X-rated Victorian Novels at May 20, 2012 07:38 PM (NgwbY)

420 >>and don't forget that classic:
Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Oh, you mean the Ron Paul promotional videos? I heard it's coming out in 3D.

Posted by: sTevo at May 20, 2012 07:38 PM (VMcEw)

421 Whew, no Fat Betty this week on Mad Men.
That's why I've been recording the first season repeats on Sunday early a.m. so I can only see Hot Betty. Last week's included the washing machine scene.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2012 07:38 PM (FTuxU)

422 From Here to Eternity, True Grit (the original one-haven't seen the remake), The Great Escape, Cool Hand Luke, The Blues Brothers.

Posted by: tcn at May 20, 2012 07:39 PM (WhSRj)

423 449, it is cherished in my home. 'Scapegoats of the Empire' indeed. I think that some metal shaped like Oscar should have been awarded, there.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 07:39 PM (4qU0l)

424 I will have to say I really am a big fan of the original Oceans 11. The ending of it was perfect unlike the smugness of the remakes.

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 20, 2012 07:39 PM (1grxW)

425 451 Apollo 13? All gorram steely-eyed missile men.
[n]Run Silent, Run Deep.
Fear and Loathing...
Grumpy Old Men

'takin the Skin Boat to Tuna Town'

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 11:36 PM (4qU0l)


Wow.  I watched that as a "first run" in the movies.
Thanks for the memories!

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 20, 2012 07:40 PM (Qxe/p)

426 That's why I've been recording the first season repeats on Sunday early a.m. so I can only see Hot Betty. Last week's included the washing machine scene.

***

Remember when they started out and it seemed they had no idea what to do with her? At first she was portrayed as this fragile little flower that was having a breakdown. I like the bitchy angle better.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 07:40 PM (piMMO)

427 445
435 lou, I'm not a big NBA fan (like the college game more), but I am a Thunder fan. I really like seeing the L----s get beat, especially Kobe Fk'n Bryant. Now OKC gets to finish them off at home.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 20, 2012 11:33 PM (7yvLv)


Yep NBA sucks. But I would love for the lakers and heat to be eliminated. And I hope one of the Thunder players gives Kobe some lunch money.

Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2012 11:36 PM (GULKT)

 

True, anytime the Lakers/Heat get beat is a good day. And buzzion, I agree about the nba, we have not watched in years, but root for the Thunder and Blake Griffin.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 20, 2012 07:41 PM (fHyXI)

428 The French Connection.

Posted by: tcn at May 20, 2012 07:41 PM (WhSRj)

429

"Devil Girl from Mars" (1954)

 

Formal black leather miniskirt, opera gloves and floor-length cape ... makes up for ALL of the rest

Posted by: Arbalest at May 20, 2012 07:41 PM (bRmOY)

430 Spartacus.

Posted by: tcn at May 20, 2012 07:42 PM (WhSRj)

431 Ben Hur.

Posted by: tcn at May 20, 2012 07:42 PM (WhSRj)

432 The Ten Commandments.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 07:42 PM (X3lox)

433 first highlander

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 20, 2012 07:43 PM (xR4WJ)

434 HOW CD I FORGET Miller's Crossing? "I'm going to send you to a dark, dark place..." And the most badass anti-hitman-defense ever right here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAnD9P4ummA

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 07:43 PM (1X/a4)

435 Ben Hur

chariot race!!!

Posted by: A less cynical Adriane at May 20, 2012 07:43 PM (NgwbY)

436 Where is Death Wish?

Or conversely, Deliverance?

Posted by: shibumi at May 20, 2012 07:44 PM (z63Tr)

437 211 I think the AOSHQ should compile the definitive list, and make us justify our submissions.

amen on that maybe a top 100 with ranking

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 20, 2012 07:44 PM (xR4WJ)

438


chariot race!!!

 

 

'Better Off Dead'  - Station Wagon Race!!!

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2012 07:44 PM (6C+BP)

439 A guy flick has (in no particular order)

a car chase
a shootout
a villain
The Girlfriend
about 30 seconds of female nudity

and at some point, someone has to say, 'You take a vacation, and that's an order. I don't want you anywhere NEAR this case. Is that understood?'


Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 07:44 PM (8sCoq)

440
Never heard of Sand Pebbles. Sounds like the name of a Lifetime movie.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:10 PM (F79HU)


Steve McQueen flick. McQueen is great but the film drags (at least until they get to the scene with...was it the Boxer Rebellion? Whatever, it featured death by 1000 cuts so it got your attention.


My favorite underrated guy flick: Casino.

Posted by: joncelli at May 20, 2012 07:45 PM (708Gm)

441 Papillon, Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: tcn at May 20, 2012 07:45 PM (WhSRj)

442 The Ten Commandments.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 11:42 PM (X3lox)


A sequel is in the works, working title For a Few Commandments More.

Posted by: Moses at May 20, 2012 07:45 PM (qhHI4)

443 Wall Street Navy Seals, but only for Paxton. Wish they would make Shibumi, so The Eiger Sanction will gave to stand in. The Naked Gun Airplane

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 07:45 PM (4qU0l)

444 I like the bitchy angle better.
I think she's always been a bitch... not that there's anything wrong with that (unless you're one of her kids). And suddenly I feel like a sundae... or two.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2012 07:46 PM (FTuxU)

445 468, 471, gawd, Highlander and Death Wish

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 07:46 PM (4qU0l)

446 A Fistful Of Commandments

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 07:47 PM (8sCoq)

447

"Conan the Barbarian" the one with Schwarzenegger.

"Big Trouble in Little China"

"High Plains Drifter"

 

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 20, 2012 07:47 PM (lxc0s)

448 http://tinyurl.com/df8y3y  Video created by a rare college republican to motivate our youth

Posted by: Lampshade at May 20, 2012 07:47 PM (lkdo/)

449 Rear Window. North by Northwest.

Posted by: tcn at May 20, 2012 07:48 PM (WhSRj)

450 Commandments Now

Posted by: Joseph Conrad at May 20, 2012 07:48 PM (NgwbY)

451 A Fistful of Commandments was better.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2012 07:48 PM (FTuxU)

452 Or conversely, Deliverance?

Posted by: shibumi at May 20, 2012 11:44 PM

You got a real purty mouth!

Posted by: Hillbilly # 1 at May 20, 2012 07:48 PM (Y+DPZ)

453 http://tinyurl.com/cmdwwof  Pres. Bush Shoe Attack - Payless Commercial

Posted by: Lampshade at May 20, 2012 07:48 PM (lkdo/)

454 Bull Durham.

Posted by: tcn at May 20, 2012 07:49 PM (WhSRj)

455 481, and For A Few Commandments More. Followed by High Plains Prophet.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 07:49 PM (4qU0l)

456 With Six Commandments You Get Eggroll

Posted by: Moses at May 20, 2012 07:49 PM (qhHI4)

457 Darn you, Jones in CO! But at least I italicized my phoney movie title.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2012 07:49 PM (FTuxU)

458 midnight express

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 20, 2012 07:50 PM (xR4WJ)

459 Re Spartacus: One of the best scenes ever captured on film.

http://bit.ly/LsruKe


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 07:50 PM (piMMO)

460 Lock Stock and Ten Smoking Commandments

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2012 07:50 PM (6C+BP)

461
You got a real purty mouth!

Posted by: Hillbilly # 1 at May 20, 2012 11:48 PM

Yes. Yes I do. Because I'm a girl!

Posted by: shibumi at May 20, 2012 07:50 PM (z63Tr)

462 '12 O'Clock High' -------there is no other better, not ever

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 07:50 PM (Dll6b)

463 Two Commandments for Sister Sara even if it was a bit more comedic.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2012 07:51 PM (FTuxU)

464 245 I feel so slighted. How can my two Mega money making movies Titanic and Avatar not be on that list? I'm the king of the world bitches. Posted by: James Cameron at May 20, 2012 10:41 PM

Aliens, you bitches!

Posted by: James Fuckin' Cameron at May 20, 2012 07:51 PM (Y+DPZ)

465 491, With Deliverance, You Get Eggroll.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 07:51 PM (4qU0l)

466 Last time I tried tags I italicized the whole internet

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 07:52 PM (8sCoq)

467 "Life of Brian" was the best Monty Python movie. But they aren't up to snuff for this poll.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 07:52 PM (1X/a4)

468 ;;;unless you want ironic, Polish-Brit comedic farce


hence............'Dr. Strangelove--or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb'

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 07:52 PM (Dll6b)

469 The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance and Broke Four Commandments

Posted by: Moses at May 20, 2012 07:53 PM (qhHI4)

470 The Year Of Living Kosher

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 07:53 PM (8sCoq)

471 Death Wish AND the Mechanic were great Charles Bronson movies...and Charlie Varrick was an excellent Walther Matthau guy movie...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 07:53 PM (1X/a4)

472 Okay morons, 6:30 comes mighty early so off to bed for me.

Posted by: joncelli at May 20, 2012 07:53 PM (708Gm)

473 502, you won't haggle will you? Splitter!

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 07:53 PM (4qU0l)

474 "Alien" and "Aliens" would not be on the list because the hero(ine) in both movies is a woman. So not strictly dickly, but still great entertainment. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at May 20, 2012 10:29 PM

Who didn't fap to Milla Jovovich in her tight latex outfit in Resident Evil?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 07:54 PM (Y+DPZ)

475 'The Money Pit' was actually intended to be an instructional video


prescient, maybe, for more than a few Flipper-wannabees

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 07:54 PM (Dll6b)

476 I was a Teenage Commandment ...

Posted by: Michael Landon at May 20, 2012 07:55 PM (NgwbY)

477 503, SRS, A fella can have a pretty good time in Vegas with that one.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 07:55 PM (4qU0l)

478 502 "Life of Brian" was the best Monty Python movie. But they aren't up to snuff for this poll. Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 11:52 PM

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 07:55 PM (Y+DPZ)

479 Nobody mentioned Red Sonja?

Posted by: Arnuld at May 20, 2012 07:55 PM (bjs5J)

480 Thirty Seconds Over Mount Sinai

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 07:56 PM (8sCoq)

481 good night, joncelli ...

Posted by: A less cynical Adriane at May 20, 2012 07:56 PM (NgwbY)

482
The Bridges at Toko-ri

The ending brooks no quarter.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 07:56 PM (hsevO)

483 best combination  nihilist / muscle car  movie -----Vanishing Point


( the British version, with the totally gratuitous Charlotte Rampling scene )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 07:56 PM (Dll6b)

484 BTW, this coming week is the anniversary of the Great AOSHQ WEINER TAKEDOWN, maybe the greatest event ever on the blogosphere-remember Breitbart invading Weiner's press conference?--and it marked my first consistent following of this great site.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 07:56 PM (1X/a4)

485 Well the low birth rate on the 13th could reflect superstition. Posted by: Mætenloch at May 20, 2012 10:42 PM

Exactly.  And giving birth isn't a voluntary act.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 20, 2012 07:57 PM (Iyg03)

486 'The Bridges at Toko-Ri' was intended to be an instructional video...


could use some editing; also, Grace Kelly actually naked instead of apparently

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 07:57 PM (Dll6b)

487 You guys are killing me with the Commandment spoofs.

But, I can't believe I forgot the ultimate Guy movie with Heston -

The Omega Man



And everyone involved with that crappy Legend remake should be drawn and quartered.  Heston should have done it to them, himself.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 07:58 PM (X3lox)

488 Near Dark On the Beach Endless Summer Car Wash In Harm's Way

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 07:58 PM (4qU0l)

489 519 BTW, this coming week is the anniversary of the Great AOSHQ WEINER TAKEDOWN, maybe the greatest event ever on the blogosphere-remember Breitbart invading Weiner's press conference?--and it marked my first consistent following of this great site.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 11:56 PM (1X/a4)

 

I found aos through lgf, only good thing I took away from that freakshow.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 20, 2012 07:58 PM (fHyXI)

490 You can't handle the Commandments!

Posted by: Cuban Cigars at May 20, 2012 07:58 PM (NgwbY)

491 >You guys are killing me with the Commandment spoofs.



The Good, The Bad, and the Hittite

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 07:59 PM (8sCoq)

492 In the Line of Fire.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 07:59 PM (1X/a4)

493 522, TPOP, awesome flick. How about Planet of The Apes?

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 07:59 PM (4qU0l)

494 I keep missing comments because I'm watching Jesse Stone.
Which makes "True Blood" the chick series it truly is.

Good Evening.
This comment brought to you by Evan Williams.

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 20, 2012 07:59 PM (Qxe/p)

495 The Dirty Dozen Commandments.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2012 07:59 PM (FTuxU)

496 figures Godfather would be #1 but having The Good, The Bad and The Ugly #2 is pretty sweet (though I still carry the thought that How The West Was Won was a better flick).

I would have put the first Django film on the list but they kept it America

Posted by: The Dude at May 20, 2012 07:59 PM (tw6Ar)

497 Pulp Torah

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 08:00 PM (8sCoq)

498
BTW, this coming week is the anniversary of the Great AOSHQ WEINER TAKEDOWN, maybe the greatest event ever on the blogosphere-remember Breitbart invading Weiner's press conference?--and it marked my first consistent following of this great site.
-----------------------

OMIGOSH

It seems like yesterday (sob).

Man, that was the week that was. We ought to invite Weiner here for a debriefing -- er, uh.......

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 08:00 PM (hsevO)

499 Point Breaking Wind. The Spy Who Loved Me And Came In From The Cold. Smiley's People's Popular Front of Judea.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:01 PM (4qU0l)

500 Jesse Stone movies are forlorn but good.   --for TV, very good

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:01 PM (Dll6b)

501 I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that the 70 year old virgin has issues, lots and lots of issues.

Posted by: booger at May 20, 2012 08:01 PM (HI6wa)

502 Exactly. And giving birth isn't a voluntary act. Posted by: rdbrewer at May 20, 2012 11:57 PM (Iyg03) No, it kind of is these days. Take a quick poll of women you know, and I bet you'll find more than a few who had scheduled births, by c-section and induction. I had a set launch date for all my babies, and will with this one, too. That also explains why the Christmas Day and the few days right before are light, and Thanksgiving week. I'm not sure why the ends of the months are patterned that way, though.

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at May 20, 2012 08:01 PM (snRY5)

503

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 11:56 PM (1X/a4)


Last Man on Earth kicked Omega Man's ass

Posted by: The Dude at May 20, 2012 08:01 PM (tw6Ar)

504 A show about voter fraud coming on FNC now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 08:01 PM (piMMO)

505 Dude, Where's My Hebrews?

Posted by: Pharoah at May 20, 2012 08:01 PM (qhHI4)

506 How about Planet of The Apes?

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 11:59 PM (4qU0l)



I liked it (just the first one) but it wouldn't make my list.

I did love the scene where they are starting to walk the arid landscape, looking for any sign of life, and finally find one little living plant which Heston promptly rips it out of the ground and drops it at his side.  I still laugh just thinking about it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 08:01 PM (X3lox)

507 Jewish porn:  "Debbie Does Nothing"

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:02 PM (Dll6b)

508 James Bond flick "Dr No"

Ursula Andress ... any questions?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 08:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

509 ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 11:58 PM (X3lox)


for vu:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHya8IJhZic

Posted by: A less cynical Adriane at May 20, 2012 08:02 PM (NgwbY)

510 Dude, Where's My Hebrews?
Posted by: Pharoah


Now that's funny right there.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 20, 2012 08:03 PM (9TNSP)

511 Did you see last week about the Virginia judge suggesting a high school remove four of the ten commandments from a display so that it wouldn't be offensive to non-Christians?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 08:03 PM (piMMO)

512 This is the kind of thing that Fox cd do to really cut Ogabe's throat.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 08:03 PM (1X/a4)

513 Vincent Price and Fred MacMurray both started out as 'leading men'


heh

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:03 PM (Dll6b)

514 Thanks for the tip, NDH!

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 08:03 PM (1X/a4)

515 Obama was in church today.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 20, 2012 08:03 PM (lkdo/)

516
could use some editing; also, Grace Kelly actually naked instead of apparently
Posted by: SantaRosaStan
-------------------

Ha, movies those days, they had to rewrite a scene where Bill and Grace zomg KISSED in bed -- yeah, and the characters were man and wife. Instead they make a bunch of dumb small talk the night before he's going to fly a deadly mission from which he might not return.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 08:04 PM (hsevO)

517 542 Jewish porn: "Debbie Does Nothing"
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 21, 2012 12:02 AM

Debbie Does Her Nails

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at May 20, 2012 08:04 PM (Y+DPZ)

518 Oh crap, I do need sleep, or something. DUH. I can't believe I didn't realize why the ends of the month are weird. I'm totally blaming this baby for stealing what was left of my brain.

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at May 20, 2012 08:04 PM (snRY5)

519 The Sun also Rises Over the Commandments...

Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at May 20, 2012 08:05 PM (NgwbY)

520 @540


good one!

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 08:05 PM (8sCoq)

521 "There's Something About Mary Poppins"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 08:05 PM (Y+DPZ)

522 dumb small talk the night before he's going to fly a deadly mission from which he might not return.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 21, 2012 12:04 AM (hsevO)



I wuz thinking of the 'bath-house' scene.  Very murky  water in those baths

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:05 PM (Dll6b)

523 In before comment #600.  Chatty bunch tonight, aren't 'cha.  Hola!

Posted by: zeera at May 20, 2012 08:05 PM (XtxRN)

524 It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Max.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:06 PM (4qU0l)

525 >Jewish porn: "Debbie Does Nothing"

double feature with "Deep Kvetching"

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 08:06 PM (8sCoq)

526 Chatty bunch tonight, aren't 'cha. Hola!


*****

Holla!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 08:06 PM (piMMO)

527 Pink Panther - The Wall

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:07 PM (4qU0l)

528 "Norma Rae and The Chocolate Factory"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 08:07 PM (Y+DPZ)

529 Debbie Makes Reservations starring Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2012 08:07 PM (FTuxU)

530

I'm super late and going back to the original post:

I believe the idea of a 70 year old virgin. I don't believe the idea of a 70 year old virgin advertising herself for sex.

Posted by: Z Ryan at May 20, 2012 08:07 PM (tsC/8)

531
I wuz thinking of the 'bath-house' scene. Very murky water in those baths
Posted by: SantaRosaStan
-----------------

Oh, I know, but I was making the point that there is NO HOPE for the bath house scene if you can't even show a married couple kissing as they lie in bed wearing fine-gauge non-see-thru thick cotton pajamas.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 20, 2012 08:07 PM (hsevO)

532 "No Country For Grumpy Old Men"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 08:08 PM (Y+DPZ)

533 To pair with the FNC story.....    http://bit.ly/MmfxVF

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 08:08 PM (piMMO)

534 he only one o haven't seen is Bridge Over the River Kwai, i've started it a couple times but never got farther than a few minutes in before watching something else.

Posted by: booger at May 20, 2012 08:08 PM (HI6wa)

535 >I believe the idea of a 70 year old virgin. I don't believe the idea of a 70 year old virgin advertising herself for sex.


some 50 yr old guy who's into older women is totally gonna nail that

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 08:09 PM (8sCoq)

536 "The Wrath of Con Air"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 08:09 PM (Y+DPZ)

537  'Boy on a Dolphin Saving Private Ryan'  


with Sophia Loren and that guy who  kinda looks like Ben Affleck ( but isn't )





Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:09 PM (Dll6b)

538  how about a top ten must see tv
not in any order
off their rockers
duck dynasty
sons of anarchy
grimm
blue bloods
auction show with alan and ton lotta cool guns and man toys are found
ncis regular and la
hawaii five o
first 48
wild justice

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 20, 2012 08:10 PM (xR4WJ)

539 "Bridge Over Madison County"

This time, Meryl Streep gets it

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 08:11 PM (Y+DPZ)

540 Stephen King's, The Tommy-Boy From Dusk Till Dawn - Sleepless in Seattle.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:11 PM (4qU0l)

541 The hell? I had no idea Subway was around in the 70's.

Posted by: booger at May 20, 2012 08:11 PM (HI6wa)

542 osted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 21, 2012 12:07 AM (hsevO)


I know.  Actually that movie scared the sh*t out of me.  I saw it in high school and thought I'd end up shot down and then killed by inscrutable Asians in a hopeless 'police action'

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:12 PM (Dll6b)

543 "Butch Cassidy and The Karate Kid"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 08:12 PM (Y+DPZ)

544 The Neverending Story of The Fokkers

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:12 PM (4qU0l)

545 Alien V:  The Menopause of Six-Foot Susie Weaver

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:13 PM (Dll6b)

546 Dude, Where's My Hebrews?

too funny!

Posted by: A less cynical Adriane at May 20, 2012 08:13 PM (NgwbY)

547 JTC, ya can't forget "Breaking Bad"! Stone cold the best.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 08:15 PM (1X/a4)

548 Master and Commandments

Posted by: British Admiralty at May 20, 2012 08:15 PM (NgwbY)

549 best movie names are pron parodies

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 20, 2012 08:15 PM (xR4WJ)

550 Gumpfellas

"Ah went to the aquarium to look for Bubba, cuz they said he was sleepin' with the fishes"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 08:15 PM (Y+DPZ)

551 "KUYA (Kentucky Undocumented Youth Alliance) was created during a YES Training on February 4th, 2012 by a group of motivated local Northern Kentucky students wanting to take a stand in their community by educating others as well as there selves.." WTF?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 20, 2012 08:16 PM (lkdo/)

552 Shaving Ryan's Privates

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 08:16 PM (8sCoq)

553 585 Gumpfellas

"Ah went to the aquarium to look for Bubba, cuz they said he was sleepin' with the fishes"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2012 12:15 AM (Y+DPZ)

 

ok i laughed.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 20, 2012 08:17 PM (fHyXI)

554 Goodfellas Hunting

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 08:17 PM (Y+DPZ)

555 'Lock, Stock, and Smoking Cock' ----received the Presidential seal of approval

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:18 PM (Dll6b)

556 The John Batchelor Party - Well, Let's Not Talk About That.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:18 PM (4qU0l)

557 Hard Times

Posted by: Charles Bronson at May 20, 2012 08:18 PM (szK9l)

558 Lonesome Dove Pie

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:19 PM (4qU0l)

559 Miami Blues

Posted by: Awric Bawdwin at May 20, 2012 08:19 PM (szK9l)

560 how about a top ten must see tv
not in any order
off their rockers
duck dynasty
sons of anarchy
grimm
blue bloods
auction show with alan and ton lotta cool guns and man toys are found
ncis regular and la
hawaii five o
first 48
wild justice

*****

Mad Men
Justified
Grimm
Smash (Yes. It is fantabulous!)
The Voice
The Looney Tunes Show
South Park
Squidbillies
Stossel's weekly FNC specials
Redeye (Damnit! Why don't they move it to midnight?!)

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 08:19 PM (piMMO)

561 Lesbian Nine From Outer Space

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 08:19 PM (8sCoq)

562 Math is Hard ...

"The Fear of All Sums"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 08:19 PM (Y+DPZ)

563 The Rocky Road

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:19 PM (4qU0l)

564 I Was a Teenage Werewolf In Harm's Way

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:20 PM (Dll6b)

565 The musical interlude killed that movie. Other than that part it was awesome.
Posted by: Bomber at May 20, 2012 10:16 PM (Nev4X) I don't know, watching that woman ride around on the bicyle during the music worked for me. What was her name?


Katharine Ross still kicking @72.  Saw movie at the Junior High no trouble in school this week so everybody gets a film theater.  Just the age when taking a lady for a bike ride could be a distraction from blowing up trains.

Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2012 08:20 PM (ZYrSB)

566 Gumpfellas"Ah went to the aquarium to look for Bubba, cuz they said he was sleepin' with the fishes"


****

big LOL!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 08:20 PM (piMMO)

567 Gleat Explectations - Pip Gets Egg-lolled

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:21 PM (4qU0l)

568 Star Whores
The Empire Likes Black
Return Of The MILFI

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 08:21 PM (8sCoq)

569 If you can get past Ryan Gosling as a Bad Bad Dude, 'Driver' is a good movie

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:22 PM (Dll6b)

570 George Washington bought votes with booze. I knew I liked that guy!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 08:22 PM (piMMO)

571 Monty Python and The Search for Spock

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 08:23 PM (Y+DPZ)

572 Paul Newman in Hud. A true cad. Patricia O'neal was smoking in a house dress.

Posted by: mpfs at May 20, 2012 08:23 PM (Fy6L7)

573 Days of Thunderdome

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 08:24 PM (Y+DPZ)

574

Second the votes above for Zulu (if nothing else for the "Men of Harlech" bit alone), Breaker Morant (ultimate "Oz sticks it to the Poms" feature), Get Carter (the original - best evocation of the bleakness of early Seventies Britain ever, plus unrelenting, unapologetic ass-kicking anticipatory of some of "Beat" Takeshi's later efforts), and To Live and Die in L.A. (pure magic - Friedkin plus the under-appreciated Gerald Petievich capturing the Eighties zeitgeist like lightning in a bottle, with William Peterson at the top of his game).

 

And please allow me to add:

 

Sonatine

The Sting

Scarface

Layer Cake

Confidence

The Man From Snowy River

The Bedford Incident

The Reivers

Sanjuro

 

 

 

Posted by: A. Pendragon at May 20, 2012 08:24 PM (pYA5L)

575 No one wants to have a baby on July 4th.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 20, 2012 08:25 PM (Iyg03)

576 I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka. Or, how I stopped worrying and learned to love DA BOMB!

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:25 PM (4qU0l)

577 July 4th and 5th.  Too busy drinking beer.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 20, 2012 08:25 PM (Iyg03)

578 A movie so horrible, we can't show you the trailer ...

A Beautiful Mime

Posted by: Movie Trailer Voiceover Guy at May 20, 2012 08:26 PM (Y+DPZ)

579 613, lulz.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:27 PM (4qU0l)

580 What is it with the last two weeks of September?  People must be really doing some humping between Christmas and New Years.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 20, 2012 08:27 PM (Iyg03)

581 Born On The 4th of July - Independence Day

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:27 PM (4qU0l)

582 Cool Hand Fluke Play Fisty for Me If It's Tuesday This Must Be Kenya

Posted by: eman at May 20, 2012 08:28 PM (XrDou)

583 yeah, "Layer Cake" is a really good flick, as was the original ' Get Carter' from 1971.


Zulu is in a Class by Itself, but someone needs to edit out all the "dunken ranting preacher" scenes.  ---Michael Caine learned to imitate aristocrats by watching Prince Philip  and listening to  BBC interviews

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:28 PM (Dll6b)

584 Rochelle, Rochelle.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at May 20, 2012 08:28 PM (szK9l)

585 Eman, Do not demean Cool Hand Luke with that tart's name!

Posted by: mpfs at May 20, 2012 08:30 PM (Fy6L7)

586 Point Blank....not the recent Frog flick, but the '67 version of Don Westlake's "The Hunter". Lee Marvin alternating between creepy stillness and terrifying violence. The Mel Gibson remake Payback is largely awful except for a few decent smartass lines. Hell In The Pacific. Lee Marvin and Toshiro Mifune marinating in testosterone on a desert island in WWII. 'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2012 08:30 PM (Rhie+)

587 I, Claudius, Robot

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:31 PM (4qU0l)

588 Do not demean Cool Hand Luke with that tart's name! Posted by: mpfs at May 21, 2012 12:30 AM (Fy6L7) True. I will flog myself.

Posted by: eman at May 20, 2012 08:31 PM (XrDou)

589 "Last of the Mohicans", the 1920 silent flick, is on TCMHD mow

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:31 PM (Dll6b)

590 621, Parker is the original Terminator.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:32 PM (4qU0l)

591 anticipatory of some of "Beat" Takeshi's later efforts)

Posted by: A. Pendragon at May 21, 2012 12:24 AM (pYA5L)


I knew someone else had to know Brother.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 08:32 PM (X3lox)

592 True. I will flog myself.

I like to watch ...

Posted by: Chaucy Gardener at May 20, 2012 08:32 PM (NgwbY)

593 The ghost and the darkness wasnt bad

****

I liked it but I know some here hated it.

I'd love to go the the museum in Chicago to see them.


They're a little tattered, museum dust mite or something like that.  Watch the movie at night, alone, with the lights out.  Then go see them in the museum, even the marble eyes will make your shit squirm.

Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2012 08:32 PM (ZYrSB)

594 Superman IV: The Quest For A Piece

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 08:32 PM (8sCoq)

595 Liz Warren joins Dustin Hoffman in ....

Little Big Rain Man

Posted by: Movie Trailer Voiceover Guy at May 20, 2012 08:32 PM (Y+DPZ)

596 shit missed justified
/hangs head in shame

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 20, 2012 08:33 PM (xR4WJ)

597 If you're going to have Das Boot, you have to have The Enemy Below: Robert Mitchum, Kurt Jürgens. Which spawned the Star Trek episode The Balance of Terror, which was the first encounter with the Romulans.

Posted by: Fox 2! at May 20, 2012 08:33 PM (RJOgX)

598 Anything with Bogart. Cagney's bad guy roles.

Posted by: mpfs at May 20, 2012 08:33 PM (Fy6L7)

599 To Live and Die in L.A. (pure magic - Friedkin plus the under-appreciated Gerald Petievich capturing the Eighties zeitgeist like lightning in a bottle, with William Peterson at the top of his game).

I'll second To Live and Die In LA, great movie and you have to give credit to whoever decided that a goofy couple of guys best known for their goofy song that had the same name as their band could pull off the theme song to a pretty gritty movie.

Posted by: booger at May 20, 2012 08:33 PM (HI6wa)

600 Barack Obama and Reggie Love in "All the President's Men"

Posted by: eman at May 20, 2012 08:34 PM (XrDou)

601 They never thought they'd fry a retard ...

Dustin Hoffman, Sean Penn in ...

Rain Man Walking

Posted by: Movie Trailer Voiceover Guy at May 20, 2012 08:34 PM (Y+DPZ)

602 Cape Fear, the original. The remake was awful.

Posted by: mpfs at May 20, 2012 08:34 PM (Fy6L7)

603 635 Barack Obama and Reggie Love in "All the President's Men"

Posted by: eman at May 21, 2012 12:34 AM (XrDou)

ok i laughed

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 20, 2012 08:35 PM (fHyXI)

604 Bloodsport. Volunteers Falling Down Gung Ho. My iPad kept auto-completing as 'Hung'. Heh.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:35 PM (4qU0l)

605 Never heard of Sand Pebbles. Sounds like the name of a Lifetime movie.

Kidz today.

Ho mein, come down.

Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2012 08:36 PM (ZYrSB)

606 619 Rochelle, Rochelle.
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at May 21, 2012 12:28 AM

No, you're wrong! Death Blow !

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at May 20, 2012 08:36 PM (Y+DPZ)

607 Robert Mitchum didn't have to chew the scenery to makeva point like Deniro or Pacino.

Posted by: mpfs at May 20, 2012 08:36 PM (Fy6L7)

608 A Hard Man is Good to Find

Posted by: Flannery O'Conner's litte sister, Sluttery at May 20, 2012 08:37 PM (NgwbY)

609 Stalag 17

Posted by: eman at May 20, 2012 08:37 PM (XrDou)

610 The remake was awful.

Posted by: mpfs at May 21, 2012 12:34 AM (Fy6L7)



de Niro as a psycho killer with a Cracker accent spouting Bible verses.  What could go wrong??

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:37 PM (Dll6b)

611 644 +100

Posted by: mpfs at May 20, 2012 08:37 PM (Fy6L7)

612 634, booger, the execution was amongst the best I have seen. All in all a great piece.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:38 PM (4qU0l)

613 666 is coming
you will kneel before Zod

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 08:38 PM (8sCoq)

614 Glen Garry Glen Ross

Bah,  only sales pukes can talk that much crap and not throw down.

Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2012 08:38 PM (ZYrSB)

615 645 Mitchum was pure evil in the original. In the final scenes he is like a snake slithering in the water.

Posted by: mpfs at May 20, 2012 08:39 PM (Fy6L7)

616 Another must watch movie is Defiance with Jan Michael Vincent, think amazon has it, that's about the only place you'll find a copy.

Posted by: booger at May 20, 2012 08:40 PM (HI6wa)

617 "Duel"

Posted by: eman at May 20, 2012 08:40 PM (XrDou)

618 Skittles are for closers


650, Mitchum was perfect in that role

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:40 PM (Dll6b)

619 One thing with Die Hard, that was Bruce Willis' first action film. Early in his career, which was all light romantic comedy up until then. It was EXTREMELY shocking to audiences to see him kick ass like that. The big set-piece fight scene with Godunov was fucking brutal.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2012 08:41 PM (Rhie+)

620 Dare to throw a knockdown pitch at ....

Raging Bull Durham

Posted by: Movie Trailer Voiceover Guy at May 20, 2012 08:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

621 I'd say we have to judge the films by decade. Its difficult to compare today's films with the classics. I enjoy the classics better. For silent fim, Nosferatu and the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari.

Posted by: mpfs at May 20, 2012 08:42 PM (Fy6L7)

622 Light and Darkness, if documentaries are allowed. Schindlers List - To recall how hard it is to be a man, and not roll. Dog Day Afternoon Twelve Angry Men Blackhawk Down. Only for Hoot, and the operators. Someone needs to make House to House, by David Bellavia.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:42 PM (4qU0l)

623 evil?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2012 08:43 PM (Rhie+)

624 "The Dirty Dozen" Best seen at a drive(hyphen)in.

Posted by: eman at May 20, 2012 08:43 PM (XrDou)

625 653 Mitchum was so perfect he didn't even break a sweat.

Posted by: mpfs at May 20, 2012 08:44 PM (Fy6L7)

626 647 634, booger, the execution was amongst the best I have seen. All in all a great piece.

Yeah, and a pretty realistic take on the violence for the 80's.

Posted by: booger at May 20, 2012 08:44 PM (HI6wa)

627 Born Free To Live And Die in LA at The Carwash

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:44 PM (4qU0l)

628 any movie with Elliot Gould is evil, or partly so

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:44 PM (Dll6b)

629 The kids are all right ...

Posted by: All the whos in Whoville at May 20, 2012 08:44 PM (NgwbY)

630 #626 - Roger on knowing Brother.  With Takeshi, you have to wonder if he's able to pull off the self-destructive character so well in that one (and Sonatine, and so many of his other films apart from his Zatoichi reimagining/remake) because he's so suicidal in real life.  It's a miracle that the guy is still alive.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at May 20, 2012 08:44 PM (pYA5L)

631 and then....

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:44 PM (Dll6b)

632 666

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 08:44 PM (8sCoq)

633 fuck!

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 08:45 PM (8sCoq)

634 Mitchum at his scariest, The Night Of The Hunter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2012 08:45 PM (Rhie+)

635 661, the early takedown of the pal in Beverly Hills Cop was well set up too. Whew.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:45 PM (4qU0l)

636 HA !!  haven't done that in over a year --- that makes 15, I think.  Maybe 16


dunno

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:45 PM (Dll6b)

637 669 That's the one ITC!

Posted by: mpfs at May 20, 2012 08:46 PM (Fy6L7)

638 May God have mercy on your soul because the ONT won't !!!

Posted by: A suddenly bitter and cynical Adriane at May 20, 2012 08:46 PM (NgwbY)

639 peace out

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 20, 2012 08:46 PM (8sCoq)

640 "Je t'aimeÂ… moi non plus" (French for "I love youÂ… me neither")

Posted by: Carly at May 20, 2012 08:46 PM (e8kgV)

641 Behind The Green Mile Door.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2012 08:46 PM (FTuxU)

642 The Kids Are All Right: Breakin 3, Electric Whogaloo.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:47 PM (4qU0l)

643 good night, Jones in CO

Posted by: A less cynical Adriane at May 20, 2012 08:47 PM (NgwbY)

644 Man stem stowp walwe? Man stem stowp walwe! Man stem stowp walwe.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2012 08:47 PM (FTuxU)

645 merde is French for "Democrat"

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 20, 2012 08:47 PM (Dll6b)

646 The Song of Obama (as sung by John Kerry)

Je t'aime, je t'aime
oh, oui je t'aime!
moi non plus
oh, mon amour...
comme la vague irrésolu
je vais, je vais et je viens
entre tes reins
je vais et je viens
entre tes reins*
et je me retiens

I love you, I love you
Oh, yes I love you!
No longer me
Oh, my loveÂ…
Like the undecided wave
I go, I go and I come
Between your back
I go and I come
Between your back
And I hold back.

Posted by: Carly at May 20, 2012 08:48 PM (e8kgV)

647 663, I dunno, MASH was purty good.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 08:48 PM (4qU0l)

648 to bad that most of the films today are stuffed with CGI effects. If there are movies with true character development they are shit. Its all about the liberal point of view.

Posted by: mpfs at May 20, 2012 08:48 PM (Fy6L7)

649 Cape Fear, the original. The remake was awful.


*****

I am slightly disturbed at how much I like that movie. It is still one of the most intense films I've ever seen and must have been positively scandalous when it was released.

In the remake, Juliette Lewis totally stole every scene she was in.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 08:49 PM (piMMO)

650 Hard Times - Charles Bronson, Jill Ireland, and James Coburn

Posted by: stillers at May 20, 2012 08:50 PM (wbyfw)

651 678 good night, Jones in CO

Posted by: A less cynical Adriane at May 21, 2012 12:47 AM (NgwbY)

Hi Adriane. Hope life is good.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 20, 2012 08:51 PM (fHyXI)

652 NDH, I am a huge fan of that film. No matter how many times I've seen it I'm still drawn in. Mitchum and Peck are perfectly cast.

Posted by: mpfs at May 20, 2012 08:51 PM (Fy6L7)

653 633 Anything with Bogart.

Cagney's bad guy roles.

Posted by: mpfs at May 21, 2012 12:33 AM (Fy6L7)


public enemy number 1

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 20, 2012 08:51 PM (xR4WJ)

654 In the remake, Juliette Lewis totally stole every scene she was in.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2012 12:49 AM (piMMO)



and you would like to spank her, yes? 

Posted by: Siggy Freud, M.D. at May 20, 2012 08:51 PM (Dll6b)

655 Barack Obama Queen of the Desert

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2012 08:51 PM (6C+BP)

656 Posted by: mpfs at May 21, 2012 12:46 AM (Fy6L7) When Charles Laughton described the character as a "diabolical shit" at Mitchum's audition, Mitchum replied "present".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2012 08:52 PM (Rhie+)

657 670 661, the early takedown of the pal in Beverly Hills Cop was well set up too. Whew.

Yep, and 48 Hours had some pretty realistic action too, kind of forget that now that Murphy is best known for picking up trannies.

Posted by: booger at May 20, 2012 08:52 PM (HI6wa)

658 JO,
Great comment from the Millers Crossing clip
"

They can use 20 round magazines, 30 round mags (in World War 2), 50 round drums (as shown here), and 100 round drums. The 1928 Thompson he uses fires at a rate of 700 rounds per minute. Tedious counters on IMDB estimate that Leo fires 524 rounds without reloading.

Contrary to popular belief, this is NOT a movie mistake; it is Albert Finney's personal policy to not run out of bullets until he's damn well ready to stop shooting."

ps: Who is late Isaac Boanis, may God avenge his blood

Google just led my gentile search in a circle.


Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2012 08:52 PM (ZYrSB)

659 685 Hard Times - Charles Bronson, Jill Ireland,and James Coburn

And the first Death Wish.

Posted by: booger at May 20, 2012 08:52 PM (HI6wa)

660 691 Bwahahahaha.

Posted by: mpfs at May 20, 2012 08:53 PM (Fy6L7)

661 'Very Bad Things' - bachelor party weekend in Vegas goes to Hell -was a good movie.  How not to do it...

Posted by: zeera at May 20, 2012 08:53 PM (XtxRN)

662 Roger on knowing Brother. With Takeshi, you have to wonder if he's able to pull off the self-destructive character so well in that one (and Sonatine, and so many of his other films apart from his Zatoichi reimagining/remake) because he's so suicidal in real life. It's a miracle that the guy is still alive.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at May 21, 2012 12:44 AM (pYA5L)


I've only seen Brother and then I couldn't stop watching it.  I really liked how it was sort of a naked pyschopathic fable.  I couldn't figure out from the names in the credits who was the main character, exactly, so I went and looked up Takeshi's bio.  It felt ... weird.  I was almost fearful of seeing any more of his flicks. 

I'll have to check out Sonatine, though.  If you don't hear from me again ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 08:53 PM (X3lox)

663 Hi lou's ...

Good: Dead trees all chopped up for pick up.

Sad: Friends moving out of state.

Could be worse.

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 08:53 PM (NgwbY)

664 every movie with Elliot Gould is evil, or partly so, except MASH

Posted by: Siggy Freud, M.D. at May 20, 2012 08:53 PM (Dll6b)

665 Merovingian: I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculer ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

Posted by: Carly at May 20, 2012 08:55 PM (e8kgV)

666 and you would like to spank her, yes?


****

Me? No. But I'm sure most morons would like to.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 08:55 PM (piMMO)

667 698 Hi lou's ...

Good: Dead trees all chopped up for pick up.

Sad: Friends moving out of state.

Could be worse.

Posted by: Adriane at May 21, 2012 12:53 AM (NgwbY)

 

Well me and my old dog looked directly at the solar eclipse thing, and we are both blind or healed, tee hee. I did take my blood pressure and it was perfect, so thats a good thing.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 20, 2012 08:55 PM (fHyXI)

668 Today a hilarious film from 1966 was on. Anyone remember The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming?

Posted by: mpfs at May 20, 2012 08:56 PM (Fy6L7)

669 Evil movie with Elliot Gould? The Silent Partner Although, he's not really the 100% evil character.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2012 08:56 PM (Rhie+)

670 Movies that never got made;

Naked Gun 4: Nordberg's Revenge
Meet the Fokke-Wulfs
Star Trek VII : The Negotiator
Mission: Unlikely
Illegal Alien: In Juarez, They Can't Hear You Scream

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 08:56 PM (Y+DPZ)

671 Woman caller: "Hello, is the eclipse over?"

Planetarium staff: "Yes ma'am, the solar eclipse is over."

Woman caller: "Good! Then I can take the blindfold off my dog."

The Universe Game

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 08:58 PM (NgwbY)

672 'Night of the Iguana II :  The Reverend T. Lawrence Shannon Sobers Up'


( not made )

Posted by: Siggy Freud, M.D. at May 20, 2012 08:59 PM (Dll6b)

673 706 Woman caller: "Hello, is the eclipse over?"

Planetarium staff: "Yes ma'am, the solar eclipse is over."

Woman caller: "Good! Then I can take the blindfold off my dog."

The Universe Game

Posted by: Adriane at May 21, 2012 12:58 AM (NgwbY)

Tee hee

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 20, 2012 08:59 PM (fHyXI)

674 I need to Bing and see if any good shots of totality are posted yet.  We only got about 75 % ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 09:00 PM (NgwbY)

675 Trailer for Vanishing Point for the motorheads

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA4ymmXa8rs

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 09:01 PM (Y+DPZ)

676 705, dammit, kb, lulz again. Shogunasqquasiyi Snatch the Sunshine Boys An Inconvient Truth - Singles

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 09:01 PM (4qU0l)

677 For anyone that' till up and interested, FNC now airing Geraldo's take on the Zimmerman case.

From what I understand, he launches a pretty ardent defense of him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 09:01 PM (piMMO)

678 Manly French films, almost an oxymoron. Le Samourai Bob Le Flambeur Rififi The Wages Of Fear

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2012 09:02 PM (Rhie+)

679

From the sidebar about global warming:

"Analysis Extremist green campaigning group WWF - endorsed by no less a body than the European Space Agency "

Thats where  stopped reading,  wondering what the European Space Agency does, exactly.  I'm thinking they watch what the other countries are actually doing in space on TV's and report back to bureoucrats in Europe. I could be wrong. 

Posted by: Jimmah at May 20, 2012 09:02 PM (UpwlP)

680 The Top Man Movies lists are all pretty good, but I think they need a Mila Kunis movie. I nominate "Extract."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 09:02 PM (JOM6t)

681 Actually, Obama was born in the Spring, when the Shepherds were tending their Flocks. And all that.......

Posted by: S Daniel at May 20, 2012 09:03 PM (BVkEs)

682 Actually, Obama was born in the Spring, when the Shepherds were tending their Flocks. And all that.......

Birther!!!!

Posted by: Let 10 000 Flowers Bloom ... at May 20, 2012 09:06 PM (NgwbY)

683 The Great Escape from The Goodbye Girl Heartbreak Ridges of Madison County Corvette Summer Speed Time Bandits, Unforgiven.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 09:06 PM (4qU0l)

684 Also, I can't believe no one's nommed for best Man Movies:

- A Clockwork Orange
- Aguirre, The Wrath Of God
- 2001: A Space Odyssey

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 09:06 PM (JOM6t)

685 I don't have any complaints with the movies listed, but don't forget comedies. Dr. Strangelove Monty Python and the Holy Grail Talk about memorable quotes and cultural references.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2012 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

686 No Planes,  many gangs and no automobiles . Obama the sequel.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 20, 2012 09:09 PM (fHyXI)

687 first highlander

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 20, 2012 11:43 PM (xR4WJ)


Was talking about this the other night about how Hollywood wants to remake this, quite possibly with Ryan Reynolds.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:11 PM (4ixH5)

688 And good evening again.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:11 PM (4ixH5)

689 - An American Werewolf In London
- A Man For All Seasons
- Tora! Tora! Tora!
- Scarlet Street (1946 noir flick starring Edward G. Robinson, directed by Fritz Lang)
- M (the German 1931 original thriller starring Peter Lorre, also directed by Lang)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 09:12 PM (JOM6t)

690 #634

Actually, the movie came first. Director William Friedkin had heard some of their stuff and sought them out for the job. They also had a song on the Breakfast Club soundtrack, where the kids are running around the hallways of the school trying to get back to the library before they're noticed to be missing.

Posted by: epobirs at May 20, 2012 09:12 PM (kcfmt)

691 Dave A, that was a guy living in Judea killed by a Muslim because he was Jewish...The race is in his memory, and this filthy young pre-terrorist tried to stab a rider...and an IDF guy jumped in and gutted him with his own knife. Heheh. Hey, I can forgive a lot of inaccuracies in Miller's Crossing, that movie has to be the most free-slurring major movie in the past...EVER!! The best: "When Leo was in charge he had every potato-eater from County Cork on the public tit!!" Every other sentence has dago...mick...sheeny...Hebrew...potato-eater... God bless the Coen brothers!

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 20, 2012 09:12 PM (1X/a4)

692 - 2001: A Space Odyssey

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2012 01:06 AM (JOM6t)


Best pretentious hipster scumbag movie, sure.  Best man movie?  Forget it.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:13 PM (4ixH5)

693 Also, for relatively new Man Movies:

- Observe And Report (over-the-top raunchy, but still wickedly funny)
- The Book Of Eli

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 09:13 PM (JOM6t)

694 Anyone remember a cheesy sci-fi movie from the 80s called The Wraith?

Metalhead Morons would love the soundtrack

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 09:13 PM (Y+DPZ)

695 Lockerbie Bomber is dead.

http://tinyurl.com/783dxvo

I guess his six months are finally up?

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:14 PM (4ixH5)

696 2001's on the list, Robert, but not necessarily the best.

I'm not one of those who think 2001 is the perfect flick by a long shot, but: one of the things I've always found intriguing about it is its complete lack of any kind of romantic subplot or background character. Most movies, even man movies, at least hint at one.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 09:15 PM (JOM6t)

697 #714

No, there are some real European space efforts. They've been building their own version of GPS, among other things, and they are partners in ISS. Basically, they took all of the space work from individual EU members and brought them under one agency for a collective 'Mouse That Roared' set of goals.

Posted by: epobirs at May 20, 2012 09:15 PM (kcfmt)

698 683to bad that most of the films today are stuffed with CGI effects. If there are movies with true character development they are shit. Its all about the liberal point of view.

Posted by: mpfs

 

Knowing that nobody saw it, how many times does everyone suspect bad guys quoted George W. Bush?

Posted by: Z Ryan at May 20, 2012 09:15 PM (tsC/8)

699 730 Lockerbie Bomber is dead.

http://tinyurl.com/783dxvo

I guess his six months are finally up?

Posted by: Robert at May 21, 2012 01:14 AM (4ixH5)

Din Dong the witch is dead!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 20, 2012 09:16 PM (fHyXI)

700

Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2012 01:13 AM (Y+DPZ)


Ozzy and Robert Palmer?  Interesting.


The plot sounds vaguely like The Crow (or The Crow sounds vaguely like The Wraith).

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:16 PM (4ixH5)

701 729, awesome. CS, and that freak from Risky Business, I think. So weak, it was funny.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 09:16 PM (4qU0l)

702 Der Untergang?

I eagerly await the Youtube clip :

"Hitler finds out Der Untergang wasn't on the list of Man Movies"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 09:16 PM (Y+DPZ)

703 Also, here's how I know the AOS comment section isn't completely up to full power yet tonight:

734 Man Movie noms, and *no* "The Road Warrior"???!!??

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 09:17 PM (JOM6t)

704 Lockerbie Bomber is dead.

One can only hope ichneumon wasps were involved ...

Posted by: A suddenly bitter and cynical Adriane at May 20, 2012 09:18 PM (NgwbY)

705 If the Geraldo show re-airs, try and catch it, He has both Omara and Crump on.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 20, 2012 09:18 PM (piMMO)

706 True. I will flog myself.

Posted by: eman at May 21, 2012 12:31 AM (XrDou)


I did not know you were a bishop.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 20, 2012 09:19 PM (xKC/c)

707 I'm not one of those who think 2001 is the perfect flick by a long shot, but: one of the things I've always found intriguing about it is its complete lack of any kind of romantic subplot or background character. Most movies, even man movies, at least hint at one.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2012 01:15 AM (JOM6t)


Huh, ya know that is very true.


Tits would have improved it massively.  Someone needs to do a mash-up of 2001 and Eyes Wide Shut.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:19 PM (4ixH5)

708 - American Psycho
- Blow Out
- Collateral
- Straw Dogs (can't believe hasn't been mentioned already)
- There Will Be Blood (can't believe hasn't been mentioned already)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 09:20 PM (JOM6t)

709 Mars needs Women on the Verge of a Nervous Break Down

Posted by: Well, I for one ... at May 20, 2012 09:21 PM (NgwbY)

710 Clay Aiken once again Second Banana. Lost to Cornholio.

Posted by: S Daniel at May 20, 2012 09:22 PM (BVkEs)

711 Mars needs Women on the Verge of a Nervous Break Down

Posted by: Well, I for one ... at May 21, 2012 01:21 AM (NgwbY)


Schindler's Notebook.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:22 PM (4ixH5)

712 Robert, you're thinking of "2069: A Sex Odyssey."
(Actual movie.)


Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 09:22 PM (JOM6t)

713 The Unbearable Lightness Of Being John Malkovich.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:23 PM (4ixH5)

714 Robert, you're thinking of "2069: A Sex Odyssey."
(Actual movie.)


Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2012 01:22 AM (JOM6t)


I know what I'm looking up when I get home from woik.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:24 PM (4ixH5)

715 So now we're mashing up titles and genres? Fine...

"The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 09:24 PM (JOM6t)

716 Vegas has some really good guys running for congress/senate. And they are doing well in the polls. Harry reid stole his last election, just saying..But ya'll knew that.

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 20, 2012 09:24 PM (fHyXI)

717 729 Anyone remember a cheesy sci-fi movie from the 80s called The Wraith?

Metalhead Morons would love the soundtrack


Yeah, just watched it on Netflix not too long ago, good flick when Charlie was still cool and not insane.

Posted by: booger at May 20, 2012 09:25 PM (HI6wa)

718 Millions of gaping Obamanoids all across America  looked up at the eclipse , sunburned their tonsils, and saw an O-shaped Omen, a sign that His High Holiness will smite the evil Forces of Darkness on Judgment Election Day.


Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 20, 2012 09:26 PM (qPCyi)

719 Posted by: epobirs at May 21, 2012 01:12 AM (kcfmt)

Yeah, that's what i meant, you wouldn't think that anybody would choose Wang Chung to do the song for a gritty movie but it worked out well.

Posted by: booger at May 20, 2012 09:26 PM (HI6wa)

720 The Crying Game Of Thrones.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:26 PM (4ixH5)

721 I know what I'm looking up when I get home from woik


speaking of ...

I have given it some thought and suggest The Prisoner (w/Patrick McGoohan) as a tv series worth watching.

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 09:26 PM (NgwbY)

722 Sounds good Robert. :-)

In the meantime, I forgot a great early Kubrick manly classic: "Paths Of Glory."

(Truth be told, every movie Kubrick and Peckinpah ever did falls well into Classic Man Movie category.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 09:27 PM (JOM6t)

723 "The Hills Have Eyes"

Greatest movie never. Straight.

Posted by: S Daniel at May 20, 2012 09:27 PM (BVkEs)

724 Charles Johnson in:

Blog Surf Nazis Must Die

Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2012 09:28 PM (Y+DPZ)

725 732 #714 No, there are some real European space efforts. They've been building their own version of GPS, among other things, and they are partners in ISS. Basically, they took all of the space work from individual EU members and brought them under one agency for a collective 'Mouse That Roared' set of goals. And they have the Ariane 5 rocket, which is a pretty serious satellite launcher. Lately they've also started launching Russian Soyuz rockets from their launch site in French Guiana.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2012 09:29 PM (sdi6R)

726 Prognosis Negative!

Posted by: George Costanza at May 20, 2012 09:29 PM (szK9l)

727 The Hills Have Gorillas In The Mist.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 09:30 PM (4qU0l)

728 This is one acid trip they won't come back from;

Cape Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Posted by: Movie Trailer Voiceover Guy at May 20, 2012 09:30 PM (Y+DPZ)

729 756 I know what I'm looking up when I get home from woik


speaking of ...

I have given it some thought and suggest The Prisoner (w/Patrick McGoohan) as a tv series worth watching.

Posted by: Adriane at May 21, 2012 01:26 AM (NgwbY)

Antiques Roadshow? Whats not to love?

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 20, 2012 09:31 PM (fHyXI)

730 A Nightmare on Wall Street.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:31 PM (4ixH5)

731 Has anyone mentioned Boondock Saints?

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 20, 2012 09:32 PM (1grxW)

732 The Hills Have A River... A River Runs Through The Hills, Which Have Eyes?

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 09:32 PM (4qU0l)

733 Titanic Jaws.

Posted by: S Daniel at May 20, 2012 09:33 PM (BVkEs)

734

The Castle - http://scoamf.us/tE

Great movie, but hard to get. Amazon had a copy for $50 if I remember right. Most expensive movie I ever bought.

No left tilt to that movie, its pure libertarian.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 20, 2012 09:33 PM (UpwlP)

735 REACQUAINT YOURSELF WITH THE PLEASURES OF A HAND-SHARPENED PENCIL. In New York's Hudson River Valley, craftsman David Rees still practices the age-old art of manual pencil sharpening. His artisanal service is perfect for artists, writers, and standardized test takers. Shipped with their shavings and a "certificate of sharpening," these extra-sharp pencils make wonderful gifts.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 20, 2012 09:33 PM (e8kgV)

736 Night all, Have a blessed week!

Posted by: lou's a girl at May 20, 2012 09:33 PM (fHyXI)

737 Bundok Saints: How I Met Yamamoto's War Gold

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 09:34 PM (4qU0l)

738 Patrick Swayze in:

Antiques Road House

Posted by: Movie Trailer Voiceover Guy at May 20, 2012 09:34 PM (Y+DPZ)

739 Lolita.

Posted by: James Mason at May 20, 2012 09:35 PM (szK9l)

740 night lou's!

take care ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 09:36 PM (NgwbY)

741 LOLita, or how I learned that my obsession was 'inappropriate'

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 09:37 PM (4qU0l)

742 One Flew Over Rosemary's Baby

Posted by: S Daniel at May 20, 2012 09:37 PM (BVkEs)

743 Big Trouble in Little Women.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:37 PM (4ixH5)

744 There's No Crying in Underwater Guerilla Warfare

James Mason, Geena Davis star in:

20,000 Leagues of Their Own

Posted by: Movie Trailer Voiceover Guy at May 20, 2012 09:37 PM (Y+DPZ)

745 Good night, Lou!

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:37 PM (4ixH5)

746 The Hills have Eyes Wide Shut

Posted by: Tom and Nicole at May 20, 2012 09:37 PM (NgwbY)

747 good one on right now
death proof best car chase scene since bullit

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 20, 2012 09:39 PM (xR4WJ)

748 Liz Warren in a Quentin Tarantino film;

Reservation Dogs

Posted by: Movie Trailer Voiceover Guy at May 20, 2012 09:39 PM (Y+DPZ)

749 484 Rear Window.

I always thought "Rear Window" referred to the left-on-the-cutting-room-floor sexual frolicking of  James Stewart and Grace Kelly.

But I was misinformed.


Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 20, 2012 09:39 PM (qPCyi)

750 Related to the ESA discussion. an article about UK space industry:
http://tinyurl.com/bltbt98

Posted by: epobirs at May 20, 2012 09:41 PM (kcfmt)

751 Sophia Loren in, Some Like It Italian Style!

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:42 PM (4ixH5)

752 "You Don't Mess With the Lindsay Lohan"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 09:42 PM (JOM6t)

753 He wasn't really going to take Debra Winger with him ...

Richard Gere, Marilyn Monroe in:

An Officer and a Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Posted by: Movie Trailer Voiceover Guy at May 20, 2012 09:43 PM (Y+DPZ)

754 Quentin Tarantino directs Jack lemmon and Walter Mathau in, Grumpy Old Inglourious Basterds!

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:43 PM (4ixH5)

755 Lockerbie Bomber is dead.

Embalm the body in bacon fat...just to be sure.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 20, 2012 09:44 PM (rQ2G3)

756 "A Boy Named Jackie Brown"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 09:44 PM (JOM6t)

757 "Snoopy Come Home Alone"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 09:44 PM (JOM6t)

758 Tom Hanks, Maureen O'Hara in ...

How Green Was My Mile

Posted by: Movie Trailer Voiceover Guy at May 20, 2012 09:44 PM (Y+DPZ)

759 sophia loren in jude

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 20, 2012 09:46 PM (xR4WJ)

760 Will Farrell, John Travolta in ....

Stranger Than Pulp Fiction

Posted by: Movie Trailer Voiceover Guy at May 20, 2012 09:47 PM (Y+DPZ)

761 A new family film from the director of Debbie Does Dallas...The Muppets Take Veronica Guerin.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:47 PM (4ixH5)

762 "My Fair Lady Sings The Blues"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 09:47 PM (JOM6t)

763 Attack Of The Fried Green Tomatoes!

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:48 PM (4ixH5)

764 Harry Potter and the Witches of East End

Posted by: Dan Radcliffe at May 20, 2012 09:49 PM (NgwbY)

765 On Any Sunday, True Lies will be Unforgiven.

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 09:49 PM (4qU0l)

766 A mix of Stallone and Cormac McCarthy...

"The Rocky Road"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 09:50 PM (JOM6t)

767 Lockerbie Bomber is dead.

Yay Cancer!

Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2012 09:50 PM (ZYrSB)

768 Rocket Surgery at May 21, 2012 01:49 AM (4qU0l)


trifecta!!!

Posted by: A less cynical Adriane at May 20, 2012 09:51 PM (NgwbY)

769 "Dirty Harry And The Hendersons"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 09:52 PM (JOM6t)

770 Marlon Brando and Steve Martin in, "Godfather of the Bride."

Posted by: Dianne Keaton at May 20, 2012 09:52 PM (szK9l)

771 Ryan O'Neil and Robert Heinlein ...

"The Paper Moon is a Harsh Mistress"

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 09:54 PM (NgwbY)

772 More Man Movies - The Band Of Brothers Series (2001) [and its antecedent "Battleground" (1949)] - Two-Lane Blacktop (1971) -- James Taylor, Dennis Wilson, Warren Oates - Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia (1974) -- Warren Oates - The Hill (1965) -- Sean Connery, Harry Andrews, Ossie Davis - The Hustler (1961) -- Paul Newman, Jackie Gleason - Raging Bull (1980) -- Chiwetel Ejiofor, Tim Allen - Sexy Beast (2000) -- Ben Kingsley, Ray Winstone

Posted by: Robert_Paulson at May 20, 2012 09:55 PM (7ANo1)

773 Bob Dole gives, "Live and Let Die Hard," three thumbs up.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 20, 2012 09:55 PM (szK9l)

774 "Beauty And The Sexy Beast"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 09:56 PM (JOM6t)

775 Don't think I saw the Wild Bunch. Ernest Borgnine in that? Willam Holden? (just looked it up and yes I have seen it on tv once.

Never saw Field of Dreams and never will. Besides Kevin Kostner (one of THE most overrated actors of all time), I hate baseball. Little League and having a foul mouthed female shrew as a outfield coach, ruined it for me. That and when I got older and realized what a f'n time waster it was, I couldn't even watch it anymore. It's like watching paint dry. Sorry, I know, I'll turn in my man card or whatevs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 20, 2012 09:58 PM (CP+yl)

776 646 644

+100

**********
(Stalag 17)

Ditto.  Saw it when I was about ten.  I still know the theme music from that one. 

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 20, 2012 09:58 PM (qPCyi)

777 Steven Spielberg makes his most controversial movie to date with, Debbie Does Munich.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:58 PM (4ixH5)

778 Yul Brenner in a film by Guy Richie.

The Magnificent Snatch.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 09:59 PM (4ixH5)

779 - Raging Bull (1980) -- Chiwetel Ejiofor, Tim Allen


um ... OK ...

Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused at May 20, 2012 09:59 PM (NgwbY)

780 4 movies in one:

"The Color Purple Rain Man Of La Mancha"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 10:00 PM (JOM6t)

781 I think Saving Private Ryan was the Band of Brothers' more recent antecedent. Or D-Day. But I get what you mean.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 20, 2012 10:00 PM (CP+yl)

782 Frankly my dear, make my day.

Posted by: S Daniel at May 20, 2012 10:00 PM (BVkEs)

783 The Wild Things Bunch

Posted by: Denise Richards at May 20, 2012 10:00 PM (szK9l)

784 "The Man Who Would Be King Of Comedy"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2012 10:01 PM (JOM6t)

785 Goldie Hawn makes her comeback role in Saving Private Benjamin!

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 10:01 PM (4ixH5)

786 What's scary about this ONT?

Hollywood is so out of ideas that I expect to see half of these titles being floated tomorrow in some studio somewhere ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 10:03 PM (NgwbY)

787 There's one thing I like about baseball that many other sports lack -- you can't be beaten by the clock, and you always have a chance to turn it around right up until the very last out. 

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 20, 2012 10:03 PM (rQ2G3)

788 James Cameron directs Arnold Schwarzenegger and Andy Garcia in the new romantic comedy classic, When A Man Loves A Terminator.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 10:04 PM (4ixH5)

789 703 Today a hilarious film from 1966 was on. Anyone remember The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming?
**************

Yes.  Alan Arkin, Theo Bikel and others.

Russian submariners, forced into a New England port by a malfunctioning sub, who attempt to keep locals away while finding equipment for repairs.  

(hard "G")

"eMAIR-Genn-cy!   eMAIR-Genn-cy!!!   Please to flee from streets!!!


Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 20, 2012 10:04 PM (qPCyi)

790 You folks are great, really. Out, Y'all

Posted by: Rocket Surgery at May 20, 2012 10:05 PM (4qU0l)

791 When Harry Met Robocop

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 10:05 PM (4ixH5)

792 Night, Dr. Rocket!

take care ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 10:06 PM (NgwbY)

793 They're not out of ideas so much as they don't like to make movies that "flyover country" likes. They'd rather dis and dismiss than brag and flag.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 20, 2012 10:06 PM (CP+yl)

794 Hermione gets deep training in, "Dirty Harry Potter."

Posted by: Emma Watson at May 20, 2012 10:06 PM (szK9l)

795 Good night, Rocket!

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 10:06 PM (4ixH5)

796 Hollywood is so out of ideas

Nature of the beast.  There's only so many ways you can present leftist propaganda before it get stale and repetitive.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 20, 2012 10:07 PM (rQ2G3)

797 Throw Momma From Apollo 13


Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 10:08 PM (4ixH5)

798 Throw Momma From Apollo 13

OK, so I'd pay matinee rate to see that one ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 10:09 PM (NgwbY)

799 Aren't we about due for another gay cowboy movie?  Maybe this time they'll change it up and make them gay bulldozer or crane operators.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 20, 2012 10:12 PM (rQ2G3)

800 #814 -- whoops. something got deleted there -- meant to put both "raging bull" and "redbelt" #816 -- true about Saving Private Ryan being the more immediate link. I remember reading somewhere that the director for "Band of Brothers" drew inspiration from "Battleground" though.

Posted by: Robert_Paulson at May 20, 2012 10:14 PM (7ANo1)

801 The movie that will never go away ....

The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies

Posted by: Movie Trailer Voiceover Guy at May 20, 2012 10:20 PM (Y+DPZ)

802 Elena Kagan----Janet Napolitano---Sonia Sotomayor



 In a Barack Obama Production:



 RAGING BULL DYKES

Posted by: cm9000 at May 20, 2012 10:22 PM (lzvtR)

803 David Lynch directs Tony Curtis in a horror romance tragedy that will SHOCK YOU! Sex and The Single Elephant Man

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 10:25 PM (4ixH5)

804 Hey Kids

Posted by: jc at May 20, 2012 10:26 PM (ufJKx)

805 Hey jc - how's the saw dust?

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 10:26 PM (NgwbY)

806 More Octomom porn news.

http://tinyurl.com/7bohk7w

Warning: Huffpo

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 10:27 PM (4ixH5)

807 Howdy, JC!

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 10:27 PM (4ixH5)

808 One mountain broke her back, this one broke her heart ...

The Other Side of Brokeback Mountain

Posted by: Movie Trailer Voiceover Guy at May 20, 2012 10:28 PM (Y+DPZ)

809 814 -- whoops. something got deleted there -- meant to put both "raging bull" and "redbelt"

Posted by: Robert_Paulson at May 21, 2012 02:14 AM (7ANo1)



Oh!  You just reminded me:

Spartan

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 10:32 PM (X3lox)

810 Always look on the bright side:

The Life of Brian's Song

Posted by: Movie Trailer Voiceover Guy at May 20, 2012 10:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

811 Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory of Dr. Moreau

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 10:35 PM (4ixH5)

812 And, while it was a bit silly, Beatdown was a fun, fun movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 10:37 PM (X3lox)

813 840 Hey jc - how's the saw dust?

Posted by: Adriane at May 21, 2012 02:26 AM (NgwbY)


===


there is less of it.  spent part of today cleaning the shop, which is actually just a process of moving too much shit around in a circle.

Posted by: jc at May 20, 2012 10:39 PM (ufJKx)

814 Hard Day's Night of the Iguana

did have some snappy tunes ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 10:40 PM (NgwbY)

815 which is actually just a process of moving too much shit around in a circle.

in the corporate world, that would be called a re-org ...

Posted by: A suddenly bitter and cynical Adriane at May 20, 2012 10:42 PM (NgwbY)

816

Good evening, fellow Morons! Or should that be early morning?

 

Two of my very favorite movies are on the list: Back to the Future (which I remember seeing in the theatre when I was really little) and Casablanca which happens to be my all-time favorite movie ever. Rocky's great but I prefer Rocky II.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 20, 2012 10:42 PM (KL49F)

817 I'm a Rocky and Bullwinkle fan myself ... but I think Bill Conti's Rocky theme is pretty kickin'

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 10:44 PM (NgwbY)

818 Gateway Pundit has little Travon at a fight club on film. I think his parents forgot yo mention that.

Posted by: pat at May 20, 2012 10:47 PM (UFxap)

819

The Democrat Media ComplexÂ’s first rule about TrayvonÂ’s Fight Club is you do not talk about TrayvonÂ’s Fight club.

The Democrat Media ComplexÂ’s second rule about TrayvonÂ’s Fight Club is you do not talk about TrayvonÂ’s Fight club.

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2012 10:48 PM (szK9l)

820 http://tinyurl.com/83n82td Puppehs getting to know each other from Insty.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 10:53 PM (4ixH5)

821 Puppehs getting to know each other from Insty.

There's a blender joke in there somewhere ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 10:56 PM (NgwbY)

822 Posted by: Movie Trailer Voiceover Guy



In a world where Republicans wage a War on Women, two females dare to stand for reproductive justice and the right to life-long government dependency.



This is the story of:



 Sandra and Julia.

Posted by: Real movie voice over guy at May 20, 2012 10:57 PM (lzvtR)

823 jc -

good luck with the project.  We are now looking at resealing the concrete floor in the new old house ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 10:58 PM (NgwbY)

824 How did that guy's movie list not include any of the Lord  of  the  Rings  trilogy?

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 20, 2012 10:59 PM (KL49F)

825 There's a blender joke in there somewhere ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 21, 2012 02:56 AM (NgwbY)


Obama likes to put puppehs on frappe!

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:01 PM (4ixH5)

826 How did that guy's movie list not include any of the Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 21, 2012 02:59 AM (KL49F)



Heh.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 11:06 PM (X3lox)

827 An otter travels to Middle Earth in ...

Lord of the Ring of Bright Water ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 11:06 PM (NgwbY)

828 Alien rabbits invade earth and only one plucky Navy crew can stop them in Battleship Down!

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:08 PM (4ixH5)

829 That's all I got.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:09 PM (4ixH5)

830 I'm 32.

That sucks.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:09 PM (4ixH5)

831 Mel Gibson, Glenn Close,

Year of Living Dangerous Liaisons

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 11:12 PM (NgwbY)

832 865 I'm 32.

That sucks.

Posted by: Robert at May 21, 2012 03:09 AM (4ixH5)


===


trade ya.

Posted by: jc at May 20, 2012 11:13 PM (ufJKx)

833 I'm 32.

That's 2 in Sixteen Candles years ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 11:14 PM (NgwbY)

834 My Big Fat Fists Of Fury

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:14 PM (4ixH5)

835

Posted by: Adriane at May 21, 2012 03:12 AM (NgwbY)



You know, The Year of Living Dangerously is about Jakarta right before Barky the Dog-Eater moved there.  I used to tell people to watch it to get an idea of the environment he grew up in.  It's weird, but I've never seen anyone else, anywhere, connect up Barky with that movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 11:14 PM (X3lox)

836 That's 2 in Sixteen Candles years ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 21, 2012 03:14 AM (NgwbY)


Sweet, maybe I'll be able to suck on the titty of the Time covergirl.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:15 PM (4ixH5)

837 trade ya.

Posted by: jc at May 21, 2012 03:13 AM (ufJKx)


Only if you're old eough to yell at the kids to get offa yer lawn.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:16 PM (4ixH5)

838 It's weird, but I've never seen anyone else, anywhere, connect up Barky with that movie.

Doesn't fit a narrative somewhere ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 11:16 PM (NgwbY)

839 872 trade ya.


Posted by: jc at May 21, 2012 03:13 AM (ufJKx)

Only if you're old eough to yell at the kids to get offa yer lawn.

Posted by: Robert at May 21, 2012 03:16 AM (4ixH5)


===


I am old enough to yell at the kids of kids I yelled at.

Posted by: jc at May 20, 2012 11:17 PM (ufJKx)

840 Alec Guinness must destroy A Bridge Over Madison County.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:18 PM (4ixH5)

841 I am old enough to yell at the kids of kids I yelled at.

Posted by: jc at May 21, 2012 03:17 AM (ufJKx)


O.O

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:19 PM (4ixH5)

842 I am old enough to yell at the kids of kids I yelled at.

Ha.  I can hear myself yell at the kids of kids I yelled at if I turn up the volume ...

Posted by: Ancient Adriane at May 20, 2012 11:19 PM (NgwbY)

843 Al Gore presents his latest slideshow to discuss An Inconvenient Truth About Cats And Dogs.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:20 PM (4ixH5)

844 When your back is turned, cats fuck the dogs.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:21 PM (4ixH5)

845 Ha. I can hear myself yell at the kids of kids I yelled at if I turn up the volume ...

Posted by: Ancient Adriane at May 21, 2012 03:19 AM (NgwbY)


But you can still hear the whispers from the ninth floor!

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:22 PM (4ixH5)

846 Doesn't fit a narrative somewhere ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 21, 2012 03:16 AM (NgwbY)



And it was such a great movie about such a disgusting and chaotic place that was as far removed from America as one could imagine. Of course, by the time Barky and Stanley got there the coup had failed, Stanley's faves - the commies - were fingered for it and mercilessly beaten down, which must have driven poor Stanley crazy.  You can see where Barky's twisted and deranged personality was formed and why.  It all becomes so obvious.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 11:22 PM (X3lox)

847 Sherlock Holmes meets Barnabas Collins in ...

Game of Dark Shadows ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 11:23 PM (NgwbY)

848 wag the dog day afternoon

Posted by: jc at May 20, 2012 11:24 PM (ufJKx)

849 sex and breakfast at tiffany's

Posted by: jc at May 20, 2012 11:26 PM (ufJKx)

850 But you can still hear the whispers from the ninth floor!

"Buy more Behr paint!!!" is much more compelling than "Young Whippersnappers!"

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 11:26 PM (NgwbY)

851

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2012 03:06 AM (X3lox)

 

I know Aragorn is  rather  beta in the films (which always annoys me since in the books he's alpha  and not at all indecisive), but the film has manly themes of fighting for your country, nobleness,  bravery,   and  sacrifice;  graphic  depiction  of  war;  love, death; and for techies it has terrific special f/x.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 20, 2012 11:28 PM (KL49F)

852 Steve McQueen is not a hobbit in ...

The Twin Towering Infernos ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 11:30 PM (NgwbY)

853 home alone in the dark passage to indiana jones and the temple of doomsday prophecy

Posted by: jc at May 20, 2012 11:30 PM (ufJKx)

854 Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 21, 2012 03:28 AM (KL49F)

That may all be true but I just don't think you're going to find too many guys who would call any of them a guy movie - even for any guys who have actually seen any of them  

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 11:32 PM (X3lox)

855 boogie nights of the living dead men don't wear plaid

Posted by: jc at May 20, 2012 11:32 PM (ufJKx)

856 home alone in the dark passage to indiana jones and the temple of doomsday prophecy

Or as we morons like to call it for short: The Keith Olbermann show ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 11:33 PM (NgwbY)

857 "Buy more Behr paint!!!" is much more compelling than "Young Whippersnappers!" Posted by: Adriane at May 21, 2012 03:26 AM (NgwbY) I'll never understand why you feel the need to paint bears but it's not my place to judge!

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:34 PM (4ixH5)

858 Anyone excited about Paul Thomas Anderson's blaxpolitation revival There Will Be Boyz In The Hood?

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:35 PM (4ixH5)

859 I'll never understand why you feel the need to paint bears but it's not my place to judge!

It's a heckofalot easier than trying to Brazillian one of
'em!!!!

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 11:37 PM (NgwbY)

860 Sunday in the Park with the Madness of King George of the Jungle ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 11:39 PM (NgwbY)

861 Jim Morrison and Joss Whedon collaborate on ...

Come On Baby, Light My Firefly ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 11:41 PM (NgwbY)

862 It's Pitch Black on The Island because of The Fog.

HellBouy
     
"You'll never get out of the marina"


Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2012 11:43 PM (ZYrSB)

863 It's a heckofalot easier than trying to Brazillian one of
'em!!!!

Posted by: Adriane at May 21, 2012 03:37 AM (NgwbY)


Stun it with nude pictures of Whoopi Goldberg first.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:44 PM (4ixH5)

864 Bleah!!!!

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 11:47 PM (NgwbY)

865 900! Still 32, though.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:48 PM (4ixH5)

866 Be happy, Be joyful,
Be of good cheer,
Comment 900,
is finally here ...

Burmese Python Shave!

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 11:49 PM (NgwbY)

867 Bleah!!!!

Posted by: Adriane at May 21, 2012 03:47 AM (NgwbY)


Isn't that where Alan Turing worked?


Bleah-tchley Park?

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:49 PM (4ixH5)

868 Isn't that where Alan Turing worked?
Bleah-tchley Park?


Well, as I was told it ... they had to evacuate McGarther Park 'cause of the rain, see ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 11:51 PM (NgwbY)

869 All right 900 and some great laughs!!!

Good night, all ...

Posted by: Adriane at May 20, 2012 11:52 PM (NgwbY)

870 Good night, Adriane!

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:53 PM (4ixH5)

871 I only think of Weird Al's version when people mentioned MacArthur Park.

Jurassic Park.

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild!

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:54 PM (4ixH5)

872 The CEO of Ryanair is about to be interviewed on Bloomberg - some time in the next hour.  If you don't know this guy, Michael O'Leary, he's great.  A blast!  A real entrepreneur stuck within the fascist EU.  He gave a talk at the EU, blasting the EU.  It is absolutely hysterical.  The first video down the page (take the space out of the URL):

http://blog.heritage.org/2011/12/25/ ryanair-ceo-michael-oleary-roasts-the-eu-at-the-eu/

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2012 11:58 PM (X3lox)

873 www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QDHcDtMp5w

That should be it.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:58 PM (4ixH5)

874

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2012 03:32 AM (X3lox)

 

Which is odd to me since the films are a lot like WWII epics. Especially coming to theatres right after 9/11, they were the perfect analogy to what we were/are facing:  Good vs. Evil,  West vs. East (the Haradrim are symbolically Muslims --   Tolkien knew what  would eventually happen) with manly men fighting the battles (with the exception of Eowyn);  men roughing it in the wilderness; big, loud, ugly cave trolls, orcs, Urak-Hai; militaries facing off in war;  disembodied heads being used as weapons  they are certainly NOT chick-flicks or girly.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 20, 2012 11:58 PM (KL49F)

875 http://blog.heritage.org/2011/12/25/ ryanair-ceo-michael-oleary-roasts-the-eu-at-the-eu/

Or, ya know, Tiny Url.

http://tinyurl.com/7kmz6bk

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2012 11:59 PM (4ixH5)

876 Goodnight Adriane.  Happy sealing.

Posted by: jc at May 21, 2012 12:02 AM (ufJKx)

877 I'm out.  I got a bunch of things I can't put off.

I might be back later for the Morning News.

I leave you with this.

Starship Enterprise Could Be Built In 20 Years For $1 Trillion dollars.

http://tinyurl.com/brvappl

Posted by: Robert at May 21, 2012 12:10 AM (4ixH5)

878 Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 21, 2012 03:58 AM (KL49F)

I understand why it seems as though they should be guy flicks, but - to my mind (others may well disagree with me) - the sort of fantasy stories/flicks like the Tolkien stuff are major, major chick flicks - almost Ghost level of chick flickatude (I loved Ghost, but it's just not a guy movie).  Most guys just don't go for that particular sort of fantasy stuff.  The elves and hobbits and the rest sort of kill it all and just the general fantasy nature of it doesn't jive with (my concept) of a guy flick.

Like I said, perhaps I'm just out of sync with other guys on this (I've never had a discussion with any guy about a Tolkien story) but I've never considered Tolkien stories to be anything but romantic stories chicks die for.  My fifth grade teacher read us Tolkien - the Hobbit.  Sort of the woman's impression of a guy flick.

Just my impression of it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2012 12:13 AM (X3lox)

879 Night Kids, CYA.

Posted by: jc at May 21, 2012 12:18 AM (ufJKx)

880 #912

As long as you ignore the numerous aspects that are simply fantasy, yeah, you could build a structure that looked like that in orbit. It wouldn't be useful for anything but you could do it.

Posted by: epobirs at May 21, 2012 12:20 AM (kcfmt)

881 #913

Tolkien was a Luddite. LOTR wasn't East vs. West. It was pastoral vs. industrial.

Posted by: epobirs at May 21, 2012 12:23 AM (kcfmt)

882 As long as you ignore the numerous aspects that are simply fantasy, yeah, you could build a structure that looked like that in orbit. It wouldn't be useful for anything but you could do it.

Posted by: epobirs at May 21, 2012 04:20 AM (kcfmt)



Stuck on impulse drive forever? I guess the bureaucrats could redefine the speed of light to make the warp speedometers functional ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2012 12:24 AM (X3lox)

883 Tolkien was a Luddite. LOTR wasn't East vs. West. It was pastoral vs. industrial.

Posted by: epobirs at May 21, 2012 04:23 AM (kcfmt)



A more succinct and direct way of explaining it.  Thanks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2012 12:29 AM (X3lox)

884 Well that went quicker than I thought.

Posted by: Robert at May 21, 2012 01:14 AM (4ixH5)

885 Tolkien was a Luddite. LOTR wasn't East vs. West. It was pastoral vs. industrial.

Posted by: epobirs at May 21, 2012 04:23 AM (kcfmt)


I'll have to disagree.


LOTR's primary themes were built around things like courage, friendship, duty and honor.  He wasn't writing a metaphor on anything like what he perceived as the evils as industrialization.  Hell, he wasn't writing any metaphors at all which he states in the preface.


If his main characters reflect Tolkien's own enjoyment of nature I wouldn't take that as any sort of commentary.

Posted by: Robert at May 21, 2012 01:37 AM (4ixH5)

886 Tolkien stuff are major, major chick flicks

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2012 04:13 AM (X3lox)


lolwut?

Posted by: Robert at May 21, 2012 01:38 AM (4ixH5)

887 #920

Take a good long look at the two sides. The good guys deal in magic and crafting by muscle power. The bad guys create machinery, even to the extent of manufacturing their main battle troops: the orcs. Saruman's main corruption was becoming a tech geek instead of staying pure.

University dons didn't exactly live in the real world then or now. But Tolkien had a sense that the major conflicts of his lifetime were so much more terrible than anything before them because of what industrial might had made possible. What he chose to ignore was that it wasn't a one-sided thing.

Posted by: epobirs at May 21, 2012 02:03 AM (kcfmt)

888

Checking back in wayyyyyyy late........here in the Magnolia State it's all over the news about the French Consulate presenting a local WWII vet with the Legion d'honneur for participating in the liberation of France.  Apart from how cool and touching it was to see that (the ceremony took place before the congregation of the little Northeast Mississippi the vet attends), it was also of note because the French had originally intended to hand out a whole bunch of these to les Americains, and the process got snagged up with the end of the war and folks more interested in returning home than collecting decorations.

 

Even though it's a bit late in the game, they're trying to rectify this, so if any of you know a vet who served in France from D-Day onwards through VE Day, it could be worthwhile to contact your nearest Frog Consulate or Embassy and see if they qualify.  It's a recognition these guys richly merit, and would likely mean quite a bit to them and their families.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at May 21, 2012 02:06 AM (pYA5L)

889 LOTR - Not about pastoral vs industrial. About Sauron's desire to enslave all. Look to the inscription on the ring. And teaches about loyalty, fighting against the odds, etc. And any movie with a close-up of Live Tyler, definite guy flick.

Posted by: teej at May 21, 2012 02:18 AM (Hxx1V)

890 Arrgh. Liv

Posted by: teej at May 21, 2012 02:20 AM (Hxx1V)

891

Um, that should have been "Northeast Mississippi church".....

 

And it turns out that more than 15,0000 American WWII vets eligible for the Legion d'honneur haven't yet received it.  Definitely something that bears spreading the word about.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at May 21, 2012 02:25 AM (pYA5L)

892 Geez - that's 15,000, not 15,0000 (whatever one could even call that last).

Posted by: A. Pendragon at May 21, 2012 02:31 AM (pYA5L)

893 Take a good long look at the two sides. The good guys deal in magic and crafting by muscle power. The bad guys create machinery, even to the extent of manufacturing their main battle troops: the orcs. Saruman's main corruption was becoming a tech geek instead of staying pure.

Posted by: epobirs at May 21, 2012 06:03 AM (kcfmt)


I'm not saying you couldn't make a case for these interpretations, I'm saying it's a mistake to attribute your own interpretations as being Tolkien's intent.


Anyway arguing that the villains of the story, the mind controlling wizard with the magic crystal ball and the giant flaming eyeball, are metaphors for industry doesn't really seem to stand up to scrutiny.  Maybe a giant flaming eyeball is just a giant flaming eyeball.

Posted by: Robert at May 21, 2012 03:05 AM (4ixH5)

894

Intersting discussion on LOTR. I'll say this:  the themes are grand and high-minded and also include politics -- Sauron is evil because he's a totalitarion dictator/Satan  and,    with that prying eye of  his,  he's  like the State/Big Brother. As someone put it above, he wants to enslave. The good guys are all about FREEDOM  and LIBERTY.

 

And yes, I would think any movie with Liv in it is a guy flick, lol, I have a "girl-crush" on her  myself!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 21, 2012 03:21 AM (KL49F)

895 One last thought: a movie with decapitated heads being catapulted over ramparts is NOT, I repeat NOT a "chick-flick". Boromir's  brutal   death scene alone, imo, prevents it from being a "chick-flick".

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 21, 2012 03:23 AM (KL49F)

896 Couldn't the argument be made that LOTR is at least in part Tolkien the Philologist delighting in creating his various languages and conceiving a plausible world in which they would exist and take on the resonance of the real and plausible?  Plus there's the whole matter of his nostalgia for the Edwardian world that WWI destroyed (a sense of loss magnified by Tolkien's own hellish experience on the Western Front), not to mention his romanticized view of the Medieval (a failing he shared with Chesterton and Belloc, among others) that need to be taken into account.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at May 21, 2012 03:26 AM (pYA5L)

897

Posted by: A. Pendragon at May 21, 2012 07:26 AM (pYA5L)


In other words can a writer's experiences in life inform his works?  Absolutely.  Tolkien was in a war and then he wrote a story about a war.  Makes sense to me.

Posted by: Robert at May 21, 2012 03:47 AM (4ixH5)

898 Other suggested movies:

Seven Days in May
Manchurian Candidate (original)
Shane
High Noon
Major League
Slap Shot
Apollo 13

Posted by: MichiCanuck at May 21, 2012 03:49 AM (i+PsO)

899

Robert - not exactly my point, not even in other words.  I was arguing that Tolkien's primary motivation in writing LOTR was to establish a setting in which Elvish, Orcish, and other of his lovingly-created languages could plausibly exist and have a real-world resonance.  That is, Tolkien the Philologist takes precedence over Tolkien the Social Critic, or Tolkien the Moralist, or whatever other labels you prefer.

 

Beyond that, I was suggesting that one could profitably look more to Tolkien's longing for his youth in the Edwardian Era (mediated by his immersion in the horrors of the Trenches) and his misplaced idealism for the Middle Ages to explain the elements of his creation rather than debate pastoral versus industrial themes.

 

But this thread is on life support, so I'm out and leave the last word to others.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at May 21, 2012 04:28 AM (pYA5L)

900 In Asia everyone waits for the Monsoon season to cool things down.  In this country everyone snuggles up and trys to stay warm.

Posted by: burt at May 21, 2012 05:03 AM (OzqQM)

901 Tolkien, That guy rules! I read the entire 3 books while on painkillers enduring scarlet fever back in da day. Everyone says the Shire is England. OK, I got that. Everyone (the pundits) say Sauron was Hitler, Orcs were Nazi's etc. I think Tolkien was psychic he could see into the future. Sauron is Obama. Orcs are TSA and Homeland Security. The SCOAMF has 2 eyes now, but if King Putt does not take Mouchell shopping and on golf vacation soon, he will only have yellow eye left..chained in the tower. That's my take on it anyway.

Posted by: NukeBoy at May 21, 2012 05:15 AM (f9TbK)

902 I think I can prove to you with geometric logic that not only did a key to the icebox exist, but that AOSHQ should give an honorable mention to Heartbreak Ridge, given that the term SCOAMF is used so frequently here. Clint also gets in a nice description of a firearm in that movie, as he did for a handgun in his Dirty days. For you mutinous dogs, don't forget to take the gun but leave the strawberries. And we can't forget our good friend Admiral "It's a trap" Akbar.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at May 21, 2012 07:35 AM (0W90B)

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