May 07, 2012
— andy Tonight's ONT will be of the "Oh shit, Maet's out and nobody had this covered!" variety.
I'm just going to go ahead and lead with this, courtesy of Rosetta at the Hostages. Looks like there really are no exceptions to Rule 34.
This ONT can only go downhill from this point. Don't say you weren't warned. Via Maet, we must close the penis gap!
5 Dorky Hobbies Taken to Badass Extremes
Meh. Let's see him thaw it out.
If I was in a semi stuck on a train track, I'd be comforted with the knowledge that some goofballs a hundred yards away were offering me helpful, and conflicting, suggestions like "run" and "back up" while they filmed my impending death (via rdbrewer):
(The people in the truck got out safely)
Tonight's ONT brought to you by: The last second.
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Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 07, 2012 06:36 PM (KCvsd)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2012 06:37 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2012 06:38 PM (LXvrF)
Posted by: still not steevy, but back here in a nonparallel universe... at May 07, 2012 06:38 PM (ZGqLi)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2012 06:39 PM (RvlzX)
Posted by: still not steevy, but back here in a nonparallel universe... at May 07, 2012 06:39 PM (ZGqLi)
Posted by: Theresa at May 07, 2012 06:40 PM (Cf5RM)
Posted by: toby928© at May 07, 2012 06:40 PM (NG097)
which looks pretty good actually
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Another_Earth
Posted by: still not steevy, but back here in a nonparallel universe... at May 07, 2012 06:40 PM (ZGqLi)
It's about conservativism vs. the Republican party.
Long read, but worth it.
As Sherrif Joe (B) would say, "two words: fucking deep."
http://tinyurl.com/75opzvo
Posted by: jwb7605 at May 07, 2012 06:40 PM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 07, 2012 06:41 PM (rX1N2)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 07, 2012 06:41 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: still not steevy, but back here in a nonparallel universe... at May 07, 2012 06:42 PM (ZGqLi)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2012 06:45 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: a White Hispanic with High Cheekbones at May 07, 2012 06:45 PM (ssVeC)
Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 07, 2012 06:45 PM (p0pR3)
Posted by: Tjexcite at May 07, 2012 06:46 PM (ovjF+)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at May 07, 2012 06:46 PM (5H1lG)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2012 06:46 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: South Korean Anti-Defamation League at May 07, 2012 06:46 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: Peaches at May 07, 2012 06:46 PM (lJ2es)
http://tinyurl.com/7tfrl3w
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 06:47 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 07, 2012 06:47 PM (Iyg03)
Posted by: Barky O'McFuckstick at May 07, 2012 06:48 PM (iywp9)
Posted by: Someassholestolemypen at May 07, 2012 06:48 PM (YYmZm)
Is that Octomom in hr porn debut?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 07, 2012 10:44 PM (piMMO)
Well, she is fucking herself. Literally and figuratively.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 06:48 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Dang at May 07, 2012 06:48 PM (Ky1+e)
"Socialist leader Francois Hollande said in the televised election debate with Sarkozy this class warfare jibe: "I protect the children of the Republic, you protect the most privileged." Sarkozy retorted "You want fewer rich people. I want fewer poor people." Classic. Not enough to win the election sadly, but proof that even in socialist France, there is the spark of true conservatism"
Hhmm,sadly I really don't know how that would play here
Posted by: a White Hispanic with High Cheekbones at May 07, 2012 06:49 PM (ssVeC)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2012 06:50 PM (RvlzX)
Posted by: The Diceman at May 07, 2012 06:50 PM (p0pR3)
Posted by: Dang at May 07, 2012 06:50 PM (Ky1+e)
Posted by: derit at May 07, 2012 06:51 PM (FQlFL)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2012 10:46 PM (7W3wI)
Always meant to check them out. See what I can find on Spotify.
Posted by: chemjeff at May 07, 2012 10:46 PM (7FadD)
Don't think it's getting an American theatrical release. It only came out in April in Europe.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 06:51 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2012 06:52 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2012 06:53 PM (RvlzX)
Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 07, 2012 06:53 PM (p0pR3)
http://tinyurl.com/7qpeq4x
If you don't read that site on a regular basis, you should.
Also, you look fat in that dress, tubby.
Posted by: Rosetta at May 07, 2012 06:53 PM (bhpVw)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2012 10:52 PM (7W3wI)
Walks slowly out the door
Posted by: The Irish at May 07, 2012 06:54 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 07, 2012 06:54 PM (p0pR3)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2012 06:55 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2012 06:55 PM (RvlzX)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2012 10:52 PM (7W3wI)
I see where you are going with this. As an Irishman, I am preemptively outraged!
Wait up ... not the Black Irish ....
Posted by: a White Hispanic with High Cheekbones at May 07, 2012 06:55 PM (ssVeC)
Posted by: moki at May 07, 2012 06:56 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: Kim Jong Dangerfield at May 07, 2012 06:56 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: Baby-san's pimp at May 07, 2012 06:56 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 07, 2012 06:57 PM (p0pR3)
Posted by: a White Hispanic with High Cheekbones at May 07, 2012 06:57 PM (ssVeC)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2012 10:55 PM (7W3wI)
Now rocking it. \m/
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 06:58 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Dang at May 07, 2012 06:58 PM (Ky1+e)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 06:59 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 07, 2012 10:58 PM (DGIjM)
Jogging to Italy?
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 06:59 PM (F79HU)
And the moronettes might be able to verify this: I have been told that girth is more important than length.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 07, 2012 06:59 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 07, 2012 06:59 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Stubby McGillicuddy at May 07, 2012 07:00 PM (p0pR3)
When seconds count, the cops are minutes away.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 07, 2012 07:00 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: AD at May 07, 2012 07:01 PM (vSYei)
So this chick asks me, she says, "Bubba, how big is that thing, anyway?". I told her, "Aw, it ain't much bigger around than a beer can, but it's kinda long".
Posted by: Bubba at May 07, 2012 07:02 PM (7yvLv)
Back in 2009,Jimmy Choo held two positively epic sample sales at theMetropolitan Pavilion. Lines stretched around the block in April and again in August.Your Wish List, Come True.Authenticity Guaranteed. Shop Now.Jimmy Choo Shoes ,As a lady, you must want to let yourself become fashion, so what are you waiting for now. There was no line to get into the Jimmy Choo Outlet Sale sample sale this afternoon, and no line to check out either. But it was a war zone in there.
Posted by: Choo at May 07, 2012 07:02 PM (H9IzF)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2012 07:02 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: Jeff Foxworthy at May 07, 2012 07:02 PM (RvlzX)
Posted by: moki at May 07, 2012 10:56 PM (dZmFh)
Welcome to my world!
Posted by: The 7th century at May 07, 2012 07:02 PM (nEUpB)
I really think those fascist blogs like Hot Air should be shut down and their writers jailed to protect our freedom of speech
Posted by: Bill Keller at May 07, 2012 07:02 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Eye Bleach For President at May 07, 2012 07:03 PM (a4CUi)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2012 07:03 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 07, 2012 07:03 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 07:03 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2012 07:04 PM (nU/dt)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2012 11:02 PM (7W3wI)
Is it live? I thought it was the studio track. Listening on Spotify.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 07:04 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Little Bill Daggett at May 07, 2012 07:04 PM (p0pR3)
Posted by: Sad But True at May 07, 2012 07:05 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 07:05 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2012 11:03 PM (7W3wI)
Who isn't?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 07:05 PM (kaalw)
I bought some ground lamb at the grocer the other day ( I thought I should be eating more types of animals.) Do I cop out and just make lamb-burgers or is there something more tasty I can make?
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 07:06 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Dang at May 07, 2012 07:06 PM (Ky1+e)
Aren't we just special snowflakes here in my backwoods region. We are to be graced with the presence of one Barack Obama tomorrow.
Unutterably thrilled.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 07, 2012 07:06 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Fox 2! at May 07, 2012 07:06 PM (RJOgX)
What's this ... Choo spam? Seem tough, must be made of dog ...
Posted by: Arbalest at May 07, 2012 07:07 PM (x/kYM)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2012 07:07 PM (RvlzX)
I bought some ground lamb at the grocer the other day ( I thought I should be eating more types of animals.) Do I cop out and just make lamb-burgers or is there something more tasty I can make?
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 11:06 PM (8sCoq)
Shepherd's pie. With Guiness.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 07:07 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2012 07:07 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 11:06 PM
Too Late for Lamb Bacon...
Posted by: KZnextzone at May 07, 2012 07:08 PM (UXEgP)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2012 07:08 PM (JKNDp)
Sounds dirty. And gross.
(And how do you know if you're doing it right?)
Posted by: Dang at May 07, 2012 07:08 PM (Ky1+e)
Posted by: Sad But True at May 07, 2012 07:08 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2012 07:09 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 07, 2012 07:09 PM (hRq+2)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 07, 2012 07:09 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: The Dude at May 07, 2012 07:10 PM (tw6Ar)
Edward Carnby.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2012 11:07 PM (RvlzX)
Never heard of him.
*urp* -- 'scuse me. I had a toothpick somewhere around....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 07:10 PM (kaalw)
Check it, bitches.
http://www.brendonsmall.com/
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 07:10 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 07, 2012 07:10 PM (4QAQg)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 07:10 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2012 07:10 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 07, 2012 07:11 PM (p0pR3)
Damn, South Korea is (not?) getting the shaft. Considering NK are smaller, I imagine its not looking too good there, dick wise.
Posted by: Jimmah at May 07, 2012 07:11 PM (UpwlP)
Posted by: Groucho "Big Bubba" Marx at May 07, 2012 07:11 PM (IoNBC)
Lamb burgers are great!
Mix in some finely minced shallot, parsley, salt and pepper, and grill them to medium.
If you have some goat cheese, but that on top .
Great stuff!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 07, 2012 07:11 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: moki at May 07, 2012 07:12 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: Eye Bleach For President at May 07, 2012 07:12 PM (a4CUi)
Cut that pepper in half... and then half again. One more time. Now I can totally stuff that pepper.
Posted by: Really horney South Korean at May 07, 2012 07:12 PM (Ky1+e)
It looks like the distraction of the day will be gay marriage. Unfuckingbelievable.
Just another of the doublespeak forays. "Someone" in the administration or campaign will voice support or opposition to some (probably radical to most of the public) issue, then "someone else" will appear to backpedal it. They hope everyone hears what they want to hear.
Same old, same old.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 07, 2012 07:12 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 07, 2012 07:12 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 07, 2012 07:13 PM (61yvg)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 07, 2012 07:13 PM (DGIjM)
E-mail Barky. According to Jim Treacher a week or so back Barky probably has a good recipe for German Shepherd's pie.
Posted by: Retread at May 07, 2012 07:13 PM (joSBv)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2012 07:13 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 07, 2012 07:14 PM (hRq+2)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2012 07:14 PM (RvlzX)
Posted by: steevy
You can stuff a pepper steevy? Now you are just bragging. Next thing you know you'll claim to be French.
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2012 07:14 PM (Fy6L7)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 07, 2012 07:14 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2012 07:15 PM (FcR7P)
I hope it ends well.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 07, 2012 07:15 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: president o'bumbles at May 07, 2012 07:15 PM (nU/dt)
Posted by: South Korean State Department at May 07, 2012 07:15 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: helofixer at May 07, 2012 07:15 PM (PcXC0)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 07, 2012 07:15 PM (jucos)
And when we're in a lover's clinch
She gets all excited
When she gets on my big two inch!
Posted by: Jimmah at May 07, 2012 07:16 PM (UpwlP)
That sounds good. The red wine might overwhelm it though. How much do you use?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 07, 2012 07:16 PM (nEUpB)
****
Yes. And it helps if the room is warm.
http://bit.ly/ITmpKg
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 07, 2012 07:16 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 07, 2012 07:16 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 07, 2012 07:16 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 07, 2012 07:16 PM (CP+yl)
Wanna play ping-pong, fucker? That crazy-ass huge pecker of your gets in the way, doesn't it? And can you do this? (Takes really deep breath and turns his own penis into an innie.)
Posted by: South Korean Dude at May 07, 2012 07:17 PM (Ky1+e)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 07:17 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2012 07:17 PM (Fy6L7)
***
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 07, 2012 07:17 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2012 11:10 PM (lZBBB)
Big and tall? Tell me more.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 07, 2012 07:17 PM (MwTP4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 07, 2012 07:18 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 07, 2012 07:18 PM (7yvLv)
Evenin y'all.
Just stepped in to point out.....that um.....penis chart thingy? ....I looked up who that 'Andro Medical dot com' outfit is. ....Those people are in the business of selling penis-stretchers, penis-extenders and other penis torturing devices.
I didn't trust those figures for our boys here in the US....so I had to look up 'who' was saying such things. ....And now we know why they would put out such bogus bullshit.
But then, my own personal research has been with conservative guys. ....So I couldn't honestly say how well the liberal guys are equiped.
Posted by: wheatie at May 07, 2012 07:18 PM (g4NO6)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2012 07:18 PM (7W3wI)
We had venison speidies tonite and that's the last of the deer meat. In fact, there isn't any game left.
How do you go through 2 deer, a dozen ducks, turkeys, geese. rabbits, grouse and a buttload of squirrel in 3 months? Happens every year, and I get caught by surprise each time.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 07, 2012 07:18 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 07:19 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: I'm From South Korea and I'm Not Fuckin' Takin' It Any More at May 07, 2012 07:20 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: toby928© at May 07, 2012 07:20 PM (NG097)
Posted by: Eye Bleach For President at May 07, 2012 07:20 PM (a4CUi)
Posted by: Alex Stephens at May 07, 2012 07:21 PM (1/13k)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2012 07:21 PM (nU/dt)
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2012 07:21 PM (Fy6L7)
Makes sense. I have had no success in making a pan reduction with lamb. The fat seems so pungent and greasy. But thinning it with stock sounds like a good idea.
Thanks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 07, 2012 07:22 PM (nEUpB)
Posted by: toby928© at May 07, 2012 07:22 PM (NG097)
***
One thing to remember is that the respect for individual life that Christianity (and Judaism) have nurtured in the west are historically unusual. This is why attempts to pull that plank out from western culture usually end poorly and why Mao could kill a hundred million people and still be a hero to white house advisers....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2012 07:22 PM (3aXbg)
having a Korean johnson sure must blow
.....................
JS, how are you voting tomorrow in IN if you are off to Italy tonight?
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2012 07:23 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 07, 2012 07:24 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 07, 2012 07:24 PM (4QAQg)
***
Did I mention my wang is 12 inches long...and it personally killed Osama bin Laden?
Would Mitt Romney have the guts to sodomize a man to death?
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 07, 2012 07:25 PM (3aXbg)
whose joint was the size of a pe-a
he paid for some poon
in downtown Rangoon
But the bargirl said 'sorry- can't see ya!'
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 07:26 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: wheatie at May 07, 2012 11:18 PM (g4NO6)
Just like unemployment rates, they have the stats defined differently -- evidently, liberal pricks are measured from the floor to the top of their heads.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 07:28 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Eye Bleach For President at May 07, 2012 07:28 PM (a4CUi)
Posted by: Art Vandalay at May 07, 2012 07:28 PM (IoNBC)
My wife and I will be heading to Alabama north of Destin Fl. at the end of June. Any roons or Ettes in the area?
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2012 07:28 PM (JKNDp)
guys are equiped.
they deem themselves to have large penii
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 07:29 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jimmah at May 07, 2012 07:29 PM (UpwlP)
Posted by: Lampshade at May 07, 2012 07:29 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: punchline at May 07, 2012 07:29 PM (NG097)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2012 07:30 PM (Rhie+)
guys are equiped.
***
I've never heard a complaint. Well, except for Miss Composite. Damn but Bill Ayers couldn't satisfy her.
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 07, 2012 07:30 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: toby928© at May 07, 2012 07:30 PM (NG097)
Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2012 07:30 PM (FcR7P)
(Is that both racist and homophobic?)
***
The French are white, so it can't be racist to insult them.
Posted by: Wise Cherokee-ite from Harvard at May 07, 2012 07:31 PM (3aXbg)
Most of the pricks I've known were at least five-five ( so I disregard the chart )
Posted by: SantaRosaStan. not Native but native-born at May 07, 2012 07:31 PM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Art Vandalay at May 07, 2012 07:32 PM (IoNBC)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 07, 2012 07:33 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Lampshade at May 07, 2012 07:33 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: Excitable Andi at May 07, 2012 07:34 PM (IoNBC)
But they let Arabs and Africans in to where Those People are ten percent of the population ( we don't know for sure because the Frog Census will not break down the population into race ). ---What does sucking in so many foreigners do to All That French-ness ???????????????
Posted by: SantaRosaStan. not Native but native-born at May 07, 2012 07:34 PM (Dll6b)
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That looks startlingly similar to my most recent Munar landing attempt in Kerbal Space Program. Sadly, Bill, Jeb, and Bob didn't survive.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 07, 2012 07:34 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: booger at May 07, 2012 07:35 PM (HI6wa)
Posted by: Lampshade at May 07, 2012 07:35 PM (lkdo/)
French men have evolved to fill a niche otherwise known as loose French women.
Posted by: wheelmanforhire at May 07, 2012 07:35 PM (l8nIR)
http://zite.to/Lz66Sp
Posted by: Theresa at May 07, 2012 07:36 PM (Cf5RM)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 11:28 PM (kaalw)
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So....they're basically Dicks with Ears? .....I figured as much. ...Doesn't mean they're hung well though. ....In fact, prolly not well at all.
Conservative men, on the other hand.....fall into the OMG category, from what I've learned in my....um, research.
Posted by: wheatie at May 07, 2012 07:36 PM (g4NO6)
Posted by: Zombie Slim Fucking Pickins at May 07, 2012 07:37 PM (QE/BE)
For lamb - Schaschlik is good.
Hmm...I think that chart is wrong or I am just one lucky wife.
Posted by: fozalgerts at May 07, 2012 07:37 PM (j8jdm)
Posted by: AlaskaGal at May 07, 2012 07:37 PM (2fe76)
Well what else is he going to say? Being Robt DeNiro is a great gig. Don't wanna blow it by stepping off the lefty reservation.
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 07:38 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: fozzy at May 07, 2012 07:38 PM (FEzSe)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 07:38 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Art Vandalay at May 07, 2012 11:32 PM (IoNBC)
I don't think any dick is a joke, even the tiniest pecker gives me pleasure, knowing the taxpayer is on the hook for any abortion or STD that may result.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 07, 2012 07:40 PM (MwTP4)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2012 07:40 PM (Rhie+)
I make a venison stock that attracts animals and a pheasant stock that makes a lot of people gag when they smell it.
Posted by: runninrebel at May 07, 2012 11:33 PM (N/1Dm)
After the pork kidney in James Joyce's Ulysses, I've been a bit less adventurous in my meats. Did his marketing department and focus groups really upcheck "it's fresh, so you can really taste the urine in it"?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 07:40 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 11:29 PM (8sCoq)
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But since liberal guys pretty much lie about....everything....I think we can discount whatever they're crowing about, by a factor of 50%.
Posted by: wheatie at May 07, 2012 07:40 PM (g4NO6)
Posted by: Jimmah at May 07, 2012 07:41 PM (UpwlP)
) and GET THAT THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!! i have met two of the latter type. one i told the owner "no way. Thats not a selling point. you officially scared me off, put that away and dont ask again." then there is the Tragic insufficiency. thank goodness i have never met one, but a friend of mine has. We still snicker about it. He would have been a sad sight even in south Korea, i hear.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 07, 2012 07:41 PM (r7Ddb)
“Where free unions and collective bargaining are forbidden, freedom is lost.”Ronald Reagan
Posted by: Lampshade at May 07, 2012 11:29 PM (lkdo/)
===
There is nothing wrong with unions in the free market. The trouble starts when the unions represent government employees. If a union takes too much in a negotiation with a private business, the prices will go up, and you as a consumer are free to make another choice. The business that negotiates poorly with a union cannot force you to buy their products.
Contrast with government where unions do absolutely everything they can to take over all the politicians. At that point they control both sides of the bargaining table. Then, when the price climbs too high, you have no choice. If you don't pay your property taxes they take your home. If you don't pay your income taxes, they put you in jail. In the government scenario, there is no way to say no.
So, in the private case it is a matter of free association, which is guaranteed by the constitution. In the public case it is a matter of slavery cuz you can't say no. See the difference?
Posted by: farmer brown at May 07, 2012 07:41 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2012 11:17 PM (Fy6L7)
I thought those averages were a bit on the low side myself... but I'll take the bump up in erectile percentile.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 07, 2012 07:41 PM (oipCQ)
Posted by: AlaskaGal at May 07, 2012 07:41 PM (2fe76)
Just what the French economy needs, a nice big socialist helping of Francois Hollande-Malaise ...
Posted by: You Saw It Here First, Now Spread It Like A Disease at May 07, 2012 07:42 PM (+3TFA)
Mixed in some chopped sweet onion, minced garlic, mayo, sour cream, lemon juice, and a dab of horseradish and pickle relish. Yum. Leftovers never tasted better.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2012 07:43 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Excitable Andi at May 07, 2012 07:43 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: fozzy at May 07, 2012 07:43 PM (FEzSe)
Since this thread has been predominantly penis length related I offer this for the ladies. Yep, a new place to dye. I saw it at IOTW. It's for real. The website is currently out of stock. Must be a market heretofore ignored.
http://tinyurl.com/yc9tuho
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2012 07:44 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 07, 2012 07:44 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 07, 2012 07:45 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Panhandler at May 07, 2012 07:45 PM (08vWT)
Posted by: Theresa at May 07, 2012 07:45 PM (Cf5RM)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2012 07:46 PM (JKNDp)
Hahahah....surely you jest.
Posted by: Excitable Andi at May 07, 2012 11:43 PM (IoNBC)
i know Babydoll, when you find one too big for you... you will throw your arms around it and cry!
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 07, 2012 07:47 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: fozzy at May 07, 2012 11:38 PM (FEzSe)
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So did Thor even mention 'Jane'? ....The earth girl, that he told "I will come back for you" to? ....Or did he just blow her off completely.
Yeah, I know....poor guy had some major shit to deal with. ...But still...
Posted by: wheatie at May 07, 2012 07:47 PM (g4NO6)
Posted by: South Korean State Department at May 07, 2012 07:47 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 07, 2012 07:48 PM (w3nPc)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2012 07:49 PM (nU/dt)
Since this thread has been predominantly penis length related I offer this for the ladies. Yep, a new place to dye. I saw it at IOTW. It's for real. The website is currently out of stock. Must be a market heretofore ignored.
http://tinyurl.com/yc9tuho
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2012 11:44 PM (JKNDp)
Jesus. Are there really guys out there who care about the pinkness of ladyparts? Unless it's glowing or has a little head with teeth coming out of it like the alien from Aliens we don't care. Ladies, do not bleach your hoohaa with a cheap off the shelf product.
Posted by: fozzy at May 07, 2012 07:49 PM (FEzSe)
Posted by: grease monkey at May 07, 2012 11:41 PM (apawp)
Ayup.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 07:49 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 07, 2012 07:49 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Vaginal Dementia at May 07, 2012 07:49 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2012 11:40 PM (Rhie+)
So a good deal of DeNiro's "stage presence" is that he's too dumb to remember a few lines? LOL.
I like his movies but I hate the guy with the heat of a thousand suns. He was always an obvious idiot, but I nver would have guessed that he can't memorize something that any 10 year old could. The average viewer can remember just about every line from a film after seeing it something like 8 times.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 07, 2012 07:50 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2012 07:50 PM (RvlzX)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 07, 2012 07:50 PM (4QAQg)
Posted by: randy marsh at May 07, 2012 07:51 PM (nU/dt)
Now, THAT is a thought crime.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 07, 2012 07:51 PM (X3lox)
Yeah, I know....poor guy had some major shit to deal with. ...But still...
Posted by: wheatie at May 07, 2012 11:47 PM (g4NO6)
Yeah, the SHIELD guy said that she'd been moved into hiding at an undisclosed location like Dick Cheney. I guess Natalie Portman didn't want to do this or she wanted too much money.
Posted by: fozzy at May 07, 2012 07:51 PM (FEzSe)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2012 07:51 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2012 07:51 PM (RvlzX)
Posted by: Jimmah at May 07, 2012 07:52 PM (UpwlP)
Posted by: Vaginal Dementia at May 07, 2012 07:53 PM (Dnbau)
So did Thor even mention 'Jane'? ....The earth girl, that he told "I will come back for you" to? ....Or did he just blow her off completely.
There's a brief dialogue exchange near the beginning, where mention is made that she's been called to consult ... somewhere safe. Simplifies the plot and cast.
Posted by: Arbalest at May 07, 2012 07:53 PM (x/kYM)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 07:53 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Vaginal Dementia at May 07, 2012 07:53 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 07, 2012 11:50 PM (RvlzX)
Maybe you are being generous - which side are you measuring from?
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 07, 2012 07:53 PM (oipCQ)
Posted by: randy marsh at May 07, 2012 11:51 PM (nU/dt)
You don't remember the headlines about the regular condoms that the UN needed to take back from India ... and bring them smalls?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 07, 2012 07:53 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: farmer brown at May 07, 2012 11:41 PM (ufJKx)
Sorry, but that is where you first went wrong. Unions, like the Democrat Party, are inherently criminal organizations and would be suppressed in any sane society.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 07, 2012 07:53 PM (MwTP4)
Posted by: The littl shyning man at May 07, 2012 07:53 PM (ybkwK)
Posted by: Albino A Holes are teh shit at May 07, 2012 07:54 PM (a4CUi)
Should they both be the same color?
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2012 11:52 PM (JKNDp)
is it dye, or is it makeup?
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 07:54 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: grease monkey at May 07, 2012 07:54 PM (apawp)
Posted by: Arbalest at May 07, 2012 11:53 PM (x/kYM)
Good point. It was a bit on the long side as it was. I would have been happier to see the other girl from "Thor" anyways.
Posted by: fozzy at May 07, 2012 07:55 PM (FEzSe)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2012 07:55 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 11:54 PM (8sCoq)
its bleach so it must sting like all hell to use. Dumbasses.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at May 07, 2012 07:55 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Fox2! at May 07, 2012 07:56 PM (RJOgX)
Posted by: grease monkey at May 07, 2012 07:57 PM (apawp)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2012 11:55 PM (JKNDp)
you know, women putting on mascara while driving is bad enough. if this new thing catches on, rush hour will be like the mall scene from The Blues Brothers
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 07:57 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: I'm A Simple Kinda May-an at May 07, 2012 07:58 PM (IoNBC)
Sorry, but that is where you first went wrong. Unions, like the Democrat Party, are inherently criminal organizations and would be suppressed in any sane society.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 07, 2012 11:53 PM (MwTP4)
Perhaps you should look up libel per se.
Posted by: farmer brown at May 07, 2012 07:58 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Vaginal Dementia at May 07, 2012 07:59 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: fozzy at May 07, 2012 11:51 PM (FEzSe)
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There's a brief dialogue exchange near the beginning, where mention is made that she's been called to consult ... somewhere safe. Simplifies the plot and cast.
Posted by: Arbalest at May 07, 2012 11:53 PM (x/kYM)
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Thanks, guys. ....I'd been wondering how they handled that little detail. Looking forward to seeing it when it comes out on DVD. ....I hate going to theaters...I'm just weird that way.
Posted by: wheatie at May 07, 2012 07:59 PM (g4NO6)
296we all know that Johnsons come in a variety of shapes and sizes, but we still haven't discussed the hoohah. I have noticed some stylistic differences in the ones I have encountered
I'm guessing some chicks have labia longer than a south korean wang.
Posted by: booger at May 07, 2012 08:00 PM (HI6wa)
313289 So the new thing is dying your labia to look younger?
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2012 11:51 PM (JKNDp)
My wife uses epoxy garage floor paint. 5 gal. pail
Posted by: Zombie Slim Fucking Pickins at May 07, 2012 08:02 PM (QE/BE)
Posted by: Fox2! at May 07, 2012 08:03 PM (RJOgX)
Posted by: Theresa at May 07, 2012 08:03 PM (Cf5RM)
Posted by: Cornfed at May 07, 2012 08:05 PM (bWAYA)
Posted by: I'm A Simple Kinda May-an at May 07, 2012 08:05 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 08:05 PM (8sCoq)
The Avengers is worth seeing, just not in 3D. I see the effect, but see it as not a useful improvement ... perhaps if the cinematographer was given instructions on where to keep sharpest focus, to draw the attention ...
But the fact that the overall imagry, dialogue and plot support, generally, conservative values (e.g., replay the (side) dialogue on developing WMDs, and why ... it subverts any liberal/leftist arguments), and this might have been unintentional on the part of, on undetected by, the director.
I love it when a plan comes together.
Posted by: Arbalest at May 07, 2012 08:05 PM (x/kYM)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2012 08:06 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Sandra Bullock at May 07, 2012 08:06 PM (w3nPc)
This "Beyond Scared Straight" flies in the face of my one experience in jail, which was boring as hell. 2 days seemed like 20 and the guards didn't do any yelling or getting in anyones face whatsoever. The food completely sucked. As a matter of fact I was wondering where they made twisted and kinked 3 inch, crayola brown hot dogs, having never seen them for sale anywhere.
Posted by: Jimmah at May 07, 2012 08:07 PM (UpwlP)
Posted by: thunderb at May 07, 2012 08:07 PM (Dnbau)
Were you in jail in South Korea?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 07, 2012 08:08 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: wheatie at May 07, 2012 11:59 PM (g4NO6)
Good idea not going to the theaters. Like I mention earlier, they have the volume turned up to Spinal Tap levels, and this is from a guy who's partially deaf. It must hurt normal people. Also 3D. Frikkin stupid 3d with uncomfortable glasses.
Posted by: fozzy at May 07, 2012 08:08 PM (FEzSe)
Posted by: West Virginia Bureau of Tourism and Trade at May 07, 2012 08:09 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: I'm A Simple Kinda May-an at May 07, 2012 08:10 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: thunderb at May 07, 2012 08:10 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Elaine Benis at May 07, 2012 08:10 PM (9Kthn)
296 .....but we still haven't discussed the hoohah. I have noticed some stylistic differences in the ones I have encountered
I saw a illustrated guide sort of thing once, in a book about Native American lore....concerning female gentalia. ....They had/have names for the different types.
There was the 'deer woman'...the 'coyote woman'...the 'bear woman'...and so forth. ....It was kind of interesting.
I just tried to find it online somewhere, but couldn't find it. Sorry.
Posted by: wheatie at May 07, 2012 08:12 PM (g4NO6)
Posted by: Elaine Benis at May 08, 2012 12:10 AM (9Kthn)
they pull you aside in 7th grade and give you a class
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 08:12 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: grease monkey at May 07, 2012 11:54 PM (apawp)
West Virginia has a lot of contrasting parts -- it has the mountains and rural areas, but the northwest side is just like Ohio -- which is no great surprise, 'cause Ohio is the other bank of the river. Morgantown is yet another University town. My grandpa died in Parkersburg, and my grandmother sold their house for, IIRC, $36K....two stories, full basement, nice part of town, good yard, separate garage....in Cupertino, it would have been $700K. What do you want to know?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 08:12 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: thunderb at May 07, 2012 08:13 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: My Wife at May 07, 2012 08:15 PM (FEzSe)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 08, 2012 12:06 AM (JKNDp)
OK, now *that* was funny!
Gilding = putting gilt on -- applying gold leaf.
Guilding = enrolling in a guild -- unionizing.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 08:17 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 08:17 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2012 08:17 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Lampshade at May 07, 2012 08:18 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: fozzy at May 08, 2012 12:17 AM (FEzSe)
Look for... the Union La-bia...
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 08:19 PM (8sCoq)
I grew up there. I left.
Posted by: Lampshade at May 08, 2012 12:18 AM (lkdo/)
It's better now that they've invented VirginaDye.
Posted by: fozzy at May 07, 2012 08:19 PM (FEzSe)
guilding the lily, so to speak.
Oh no. The vaginas are unionizing.
Posted by: fozzy at May 08, 2012 12:17 AM (FEzSe)
===
how is that news?
Posted by: jc at May 07, 2012 08:19 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: derit at May 07, 2012 08:20 PM (FQlFL)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 08, 2012 12:19 AM (8sCoq)
You just made me spray good scotch, you SOB.
Posted by: fozzy at May 07, 2012 08:21 PM (FEzSe)
I also spent a weekend in Morgantown, It's a little university town. Most notable for being the birthplace of Don Knotts. Why do you want to know?
Re guilding/gilding: Sometimes I can be funny without even trying.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2012 08:21 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Lily at May 07, 2012 08:22 PM (kaalw)
You talkin a me?
Posted by: Delores at May 07, 2012 08:22 PM (z9HTb)
Maybe that was the song Al Gore's mom used to sing to sing him to sleep with every night.
Posted by: Theresa at May 07, 2012 08:24 PM (Cf5RM)
Posted by: South Korean State Department at May 07, 2012 08:25 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: navycopjoe waiting for da cubs to win a f**king game at May 07, 2012 08:26 PM (+Aarq)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2012 08:28 PM (JKNDp)
Just Friends? Guys Reveal Sexual Interest in Gal Pals
http://tinyurl.com/7zdnawv
I'm shocked, shocked that men would be interested in attractive women.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2012 08:29 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Lilies' Guild at May 07, 2012 08:30 PM (j+Izh)
what did I miss?
more penis chat?
Posted by: chemjeff - above average at May 08, 2012 12:26 AM (7FadD)
Let's see.....bunch of penile commentary -- mainly from the 'ettes; a dye-job in case your hoo-hah looks washed out -- we're all looking at you, Sandra Fluke; a mountain mama cookin' ground lamb; and the Preznit is a SCoaMF. Them's the high.....er, the lowlights.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 08:30 PM (kaalw)
offer this for the ladies. Yep, a new place to dye. I saw it at IOTW.
It's for real. The website is currently out of stock. Must be a market
heretofore ignored.
http://tinyurl.com/yc9tuho
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 07, 2012 08:31 PM (JKNDp)
http://tinyurl.com/7zdnawv
I'm shocked, shocked that men would be interested in attractive women.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2012 12:29 AM (3aXbg)
That is mostly BS - best way to prove it - actually treat a woman like a good friend. They will be asking if you are gay in 3 weeks, tops.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 07, 2012 08:35 PM (oipCQ)
WeÂ’ve heard you, and we have taken to heart what you said.
We now agree that Ms. RileyÂ’s blog posting did not meet The ChronicleÂ’s basic editorial standards for reporting and fairness in opinion articles. As a result, we have asked Ms. Riley to leave the Brainstorm blog.
Since Brainstorm was created five years ago, we have sought out bloggers representing a range of intellectual and political views, and we have allowed them broad freedom in topics and approach. As part of that freedom, Brainstorm writers were able to post independently; Ms. RileyÂ’s post was not reviewed until after it was posted.
Posted by: Jasbo Hansen at May 07, 2012 08:35 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Amagamated Union of Horse-Collar Workers at May 07, 2012 08:36 PM (IoNBC)
offer this for the ladies. Yep, a new place to dye. I saw it at IOTW.
It's for real. The website is currently out of stock. Must be a market
heretofore ignored.
http://tinyurl.com/yc9tuho
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 08, 2012 12:31 AM (JKNDp)
Is there an echo in here? Or some sort of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opOsgzzDPdw
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 08:37 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 08, 2012 12:35 AM (oipCQ)
You know this, how?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 08:38 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 07, 2012 08:39 PM (i2Z0o)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2012 12:38 AM (kaalw)
The frustrating experience of trying to maintain professional relationships with women in the workplace.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 07, 2012 08:40 PM (oipCQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 07, 2012 08:41 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 07, 2012 08:41 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 08, 2012 12:39 AM (i2Z0o)
HookedonPhonix v. El Gay?
Yep. Battle of the ridiculous netminders.
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2012 08:41 PM (PfGXW)
I'm all penised and vaginaed out
PEACE YO
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 08, 2012 12:41 AM (8sCoq)
Oh, pshaw! I'm sure we're all ready for another round.....after a quick cig......and a nap........
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 08:43 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 08, 2012 12:41 AM (bxiXv)
I actually FORGOT about that possibility since the shock of being told I was gay to my face based on nothing besides that fact that a treated a woman with respect pretty much blew me away.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 07, 2012 08:43 PM (oipCQ)
***
Real, the Heartland Institute put it up - and then caved when the establishment whined about it.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2012 08:44 PM (3aXbg)
The frustrating experience of trying to maintain professional relationships with women in the workplace.
***
Snap their thongs and you've have them eating out of the zipper of your pants.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 07, 2012 08:45 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: I'm A Simple Kinda May-an at May 08, 2012 12:05 AM (IoNBC)
Ok, that has to be the funniest spelling mistake of the night.
Posted by: fozzy at May 07, 2012 08:45 PM (FEzSe)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2012 08:45 PM (nU/dt)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 07, 2012 08:45 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 07, 2012 08:47 PM (oipCQ)
Posted by: Julia Childs at May 07, 2012 08:48 PM (e8kgV)
399 Keeping with the NEW theme for the ONT, sex toy sales rival smart phone sales. (See my sock... please.)
Why? Did you fill it with mashed potatoes?
Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2012 08:48 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: thunderb at May 07, 2012 08:50 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Scobface at May 07, 2012 08:50 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 08, 2012 12:31 AM (JKNDp)
Now I've seen everything.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 08:51 PM (4ixH5)
LUGAR CAN’T BE A “SORE LOSER”: Thanks to a sharp Instapundit reader, I’ve discovered Indiana Senator Richard Lugar cannot, in fact, run as an independent if he loses to Richard Mourdock in the Republican primary. This is because Indiana has a “sore loser” law that says (Indiana Code Section 3-8-1-5.5) a person who “is defeated in a primary election... is not eligible to become a candidate for the same office in the next general or municipal election.” So no pulling a Murkowski or Christ for Lugar.
Posted at 6:55 pm by Elizabeth Foley
Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2012 08:52 PM (nU/dt)
Posted by: Michael at May 07, 2012 08:52 PM (Hl5ka)
Posted by: Scobface at May 08, 2012 12:50 AM (IoNBC)
Duh. Bang their sisters.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 08:52 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Jasbo Hansen at May 08, 2012 12:35 AM (e8kgV)
What was wrong with it?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 07, 2012 08:53 PM (X3lox)
Anybody ever been to West Virginia ?
Posted by: grease monkey at May 07, 2012 11:41 PM (apawp)
As OD said, it has many different things in different areas. It has skiing in the winter, some of the worlds best whitewater rafting in the spring, summer and fall. The people there are very nice and hardworking, but have gotten a bad rap from everyone because of their reputation as a bunch of in-bred hicks.
OhioDan, the Gauley River whitewater run is most definitely on my bucket list. The New River is great, but people who have been on the Gauley say it is insane.
Posted by: MrCaniac at May 07, 2012 08:55 PM (1grxW)
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 08, 2012 12:47 AM (oipCQ)
I scream when I'm reamed. LOL.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 07, 2012 08:55 PM (MwTP4)
LUGAR CAN’T BE A “SORE LOSER”: Thanks to a sharp Instapundit reader, I’ve discovered Indiana Senator Richard Lugar cannot, in fact, run as an independent if he loses to Richard Mourdock in the Republican primary. This is because Indiana has a “sore loser” law that says (Indiana Code Section 3-8-1-5.5) a person who “is defeated in a primary election... is not eligible to become a candidate for the same office in the next general or municipal election.” So no pulling a Murkowski or Christ for Lugar.
Posted at 6:55 pm by Elizabeth Foley
Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2012 12:52 AM (nU/dt)
I think Florida might actually have that sore loser law too. Didn't the oompaloompa drop out of the primary so he could run independent. Its definitely something I think all states should have. Of course I could see it getting overturned through the courts too.
Posted by: buzzion at May 07, 2012 08:55 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Helen Thomas just stepping out of the shower at May 08, 2012 12:52 AM (7FadD)
Dear World,
I just can't take it any more...
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 08:55 PM (4ixH5)
Just don't wrap a cucumber in tinfoil if you're goin' through airport security.
Posted by: derek smalls at May 07, 2012 08:56 PM (nU/dt)
I've been waiting to use that quote all day after watching "Curb Your Enthusiasm". It's not really relevant but it's my last chance.
Posted by: Larry David at May 07, 2012 08:56 PM (FEzSe)
Posted by: Scobface at May 08, 2012 12:50 AM (IoNBC)
Play some grabass, of course. If they all think you're gay than you have plausible deniability.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 08:57 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 08:58 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2012 08:58 PM (3aXbg)
Women divide me into friends and potential lovers. Men do not. If I'm friends with a woman, than I've considered what it would be like to sleep with her. There may be women whom I've decided would not be good partners because of one issue or another, but I've still sat down and thought it out.
Ladies, if you are friends with a straight man and he's single the worst thing that you can say is anything related to complaining about how there are no available men.
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 08:59 PM (EnhSM)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 08, 2012 12:57 AM (JKNDp)
I've been waiting to use that quote all day after watching "Curb Your Enthusiasm". It's not really relevant but it's my last chance.
Posted by: Larry David at May 08, 2012 12:56 AM (FEzSe)
Now it's relevant
Posted by: Larry David at May 07, 2012 08:59 PM (FEzSe)
***
So your honor I am truly sorry that when I invited my female coworkers over for a sleepover and facials that they thought I meant doing their make up. Why would a straight guy want to do their make up?
Posted by: plausible deniability isn't going to save you at May 07, 2012 09:00 PM (3aXbg)
Well, fuck. I really like some of these women, so I don't want them to think I'm gay. I think some of them are bitches, so I'm perfectly content for them to continue thinking I'm gay.
What's a guy to do?
Posted by: Scobface at May 08, 2012 12:50 AM (IoNBC)
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Unless you actually told any of them "I'm gay", then....no problem. Ask out the one/s that you like. ....Let the ones you don't like wonder what they missed out on.
Posted by: wheatie at May 07, 2012 09:01 PM (g4NO6)
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 09:01 PM (EnhSM)
Posted by: Jimmah at May 07, 2012 09:02 PM (UpwlP)
Posted by: thunderb at May 07, 2012 09:03 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at May 07, 2012 09:05 PM (d6QMz)
Posted by: thunderb at May 08, 2012 01:03 AM (Dnbau)
Let me be clear, we have the best and the brightest of my major bundlers working on designing the one program that works the best and costs the most.
Don't forget, I killed Osama Bin Laden. After that I am as a god among men.
BOW, MORTAL!
Posted by: JEF at May 07, 2012 09:06 PM (4ixH5)
***
So, having been in long term relationships for much of my life I've often had female friends come to me for dating advice.
Generally the conservation goes something like this...
So the only guys that come up to me are arrogant jerks!
Uhm, have you tried asking out a guy who isn't an arrogant jerk?
What? I asked a guy out once and he said no! I'm not doing that again!
How about Nice Guy 1?
No, he's boring.
Nice Guy 2 though N?
Too Short.
Too Poor
Too introverted
Too nice...uh, I mean boring.
etc...
So speaking in general I'll say this, men might indeed be sex focused pigs, but we at least actually know what we want.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2012 09:06 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Scobface at May 07, 2012 09:07 PM (IoNBC)
sites today and noticed a very interesting tidbit from a tour Deion Sanders
granted to a Dallas TV station of his 29,000 sq. ft. mansion. It seems
that Deion actually has a kitchen in his master bedroom bathroom. That
stainless steel thing you see? Yeah, itÂ’s a fridge. Can you blame a guy?
This is why rich people think theyÂ’re better than you and I. Because
they are have fridges in the bathroom.
Posted by: Julia Childs at May 08, 2012 12:48 AM (e8kgV)
Hey dropping a deuce is hard work and he might want a sammich while doing it. With a 29000 sqft mansion, that would be a long walk to the kitchen.
Posted by: MrCaniac at May 07, 2012 09:08 PM (1grxW)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 07, 2012 09:08 PM (i0App)
Posted by: thunderb at May 08, 2012 01:03 AM (Dnbau)
Oh really?
Posted by: The Welfare State at May 07, 2012 09:09 PM (MwTP4)
Unfortunately the program can't provide a substitute for a Dad who ran away. It also can't get a new Mom for apprentice felons when current Mom takes in any scumbag who will fuck her.
Posted by: Larry David at May 07, 2012 09:09 PM (FEzSe)
The way I've heard it described, women want to be knocked up by the biker, but marry the banker. They don't want the nice guy to pass on his genes, just his paycheck to help raise a kid.
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 09:12 PM (EnhSM)
Posted by: Your Slightly Confused Female Workmates at May 07, 2012 09:12 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Alex at May 08, 2012 01:12 AM (EnhSM)
I married a totally nice guy, got paid millions for the wedding and now I'm fucking Kanye West.
Dig it, bitches.
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at May 07, 2012 09:13 PM (4ixH5)
I want to know a woman pretty well before sex, but it seems like all the women I date view sex as just a part of that "getting to know you" process.
I insist on a committed relationship before sex. In some ways, yeah, I've missed out. But at least I still enjoy a certain degree of freedom.
We've gone too far in the direction of freeing women from the consequences of sex. Those consequences haven't disappeared; they've just been shifted onto men. Nowadays, men are the ones who have to be careful about sex.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 07, 2012 09:13 PM (3yCFy)
***
So...you didn't happen to buy a $50 hot dog right before that happened did you?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2012 09:15 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Alex at May 08, 2012 01:12 AM (EnhSM)
A better way to put it is that women don't want a pussy, they already have one. They want a dick. Just don't be an asshole.
Posted by: fozzy at May 07, 2012 09:16 PM (FEzSe)
Where do you live, exactly? Because I'm packing my car right now.
Seriously, you're right about the problem of casual sex. Someone interviewed college age girls a while back, and discovered that they knew a lot about how to handle random hook ups, but were woefully ignorant about actual relationships.
Social Conservatives take a lot of crap, but when it comes to sex they have a point. Up until 50 years ago women had an incentive to focus on relationships and to hold off on sex. That went away with the pill. Now girls can party and sleep through their twenties, but they are discovering as they hit their thirties and try to make up for lost time that the bad boys aren't good fathers, and the good fathers are all taken.
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 09:19 PM (EnhSM)
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 09:20 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 07, 2012 09:20 PM (3yCFy)
The trick is to avoid being a "nice guy" and just try to be a good man. The difference is that a good man is about having self-respect, self confidence and not being a pushover.
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 09:23 PM (EnhSM)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 07, 2012 09:23 PM (4QAQg)
I hate you.
Seriously, I'm from Colorado and I'm actually trying to get back to Denver at some point in the near future. I miss that city so much...
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 09:24 PM (EnhSM)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 07, 2012 09:25 PM (3yCFy)
http://tinyurl.com/7so68q3
Serisouly, guys, there something you need to tell us?
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 09:25 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 08, 2012 01:23 AM (4QAQg)
No bleedings hearts!
Only cold hearted conservatives and wild-eyes libertarians need apply. 
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 09:27 PM (4ixH5)
Hey Robert,,, I hear the SKorea chicks gladly pay 50 a pop for the foot longs!!!
Hell I might move there and be king kong dong...: )
Posted by: beanervt at May 07, 2012 09:27 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Scobface at May 07, 2012 09:28 PM (IoNBC)
Friends, good dancing community, beautiful mountains
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 09:28 PM (EnhSM)
Posted by: Alex at May 08, 2012 01:27 AM (EnhSM)
Well you're all such nice guys we just assumed you were all gay. We're hittin' the biker bars now.
Posted by: The Collective 'Ettes at May 07, 2012 09:29 PM (4ixH5)
Yeah. The double standard and "slut-shaming" as feminists call it was to protect women as a whole, because women are the ones who bear the major consequences (babies and single motherhood) and society was trying to scare them away from pre-marital sex. But I realize that this was terrible and unjust for women who made one mistake and were branded for life. Too bad there isn't some middle ground.
Posted by: fozzy at May 07, 2012 09:30 PM (FEzSe)
anyway going to bed, good night all
Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 01:29 AM (7FadD)
I did a couple of conferences in Denver in the late 80s, and found that the streets were nice and clean and there was no riffraff about. Then, when staggering back to hotel after closing a bar at 2 am, I saw 'em hosing the place down with firehoses when it was about 36 degrees out there.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 09:33 PM (kaalw)
No sign of Donna V since her awful day with the Real Housewives of Liberal Hills? Poor thing I hope she's getting along okay.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 07, 2012 09:33 PM (uXyf3)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 07, 2012 09:34 PM (4QAQg)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 09:34 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 07, 2012 09:35 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 01:25 AM (7FadD)
Lowest average Body Fat % of any major city in the USA?
I moved from Denver last year, to the Cali Central Valley to take care of my Mom... and as a single guy... OUCH....
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2012 09:35 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 07, 2012 09:36 PM (4QAQg)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2012 01:33 AM (kaalw)
Unfortunately, that also means that some poor bastard has a job where he has to go chip the frozen hoboes off the park benches in the morning.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 09:38 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 08, 2012 01:34 AM (4QAQg)
I got this one.
http://tinyurl.com/7ok469x
I'd like to have a peek under that bikini top.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 09:40 PM (4ixH5)
Hi all ont. Raining and thunder here in Vegas.
My lab is terrified and wont leave my side.
Question, when is someone to old to get pimples for fuck sake? I am 46, and have a pimple. Over it.
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 09:40 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 07, 2012 09:43 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 09:47 PM (4ixH5)
My lab is terrified and wont leave my side.
Question, when is someone to old to get pimples for fuck sake? I am 46, and have a pimple. Over it.
Posted by: lous a girl at May 08, 2012 01:40 AM (fHyXI)
I'll be 50 in November, and not yet. 'Specially at this time of year, when things can get a bit warm and you haven't really adapted to it.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 09:47 PM (kaalw)
You're a girl, right?
Do nice guys come across as gay to you?
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 01:44 AM (4ixH5)
Well i went through the bad guy thing. Over it too. Met my hubby and he is the nicest guy I know. 13 years and counting
And yeah I am a girl. And guys, girls really want a nice guy, they just have to date the shitheads to get it out of their system!!
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 09:47 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 07, 2012 09:47 PM (4QAQg)
It's not just babies. STD transmission is another consequence. Yes, you can encourage men also to hold off on sex or to get married, which is what church and society used to do.
I have a hard time believing that there were many women who made "just one mistake". Generally, it's not your first time at the dance that trips you up. Also, a woman branded for life because she got pregnant out of wedlock is still better than a woman rendered infertile because she contracted a VD and passed it on to two other guys before it was discovered.
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 09:47 PM (EnhSM)
Hey Lous,, my first Golden was the same, when the thunder/lightning got close he would have to cower under the smallest thing he could crawl under. I think the vibration hurts/bothers their ears.
Posted by: beanervt at May 07, 2012 09:47 PM (KZLoo)
lou try rubbing your pup down with a dryer sheet.
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2012 09:51 PM (PfGXW)
Posted by: beanervt at May 08, 2012 01:47 AM (KZLoo)
Yeah, probably so. He hates thunder, but hes funny, he hates the rain too, because he knows thunder is not far behind.
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 09:51 PM (fHyXI)
That's actually really insulting. Oh goody, so we nice guys just have to wait at home, knitting baby blankets to fill our hope chests while dreaming of the day little Suzy down the street stops taking off with a new biker every weekend and sees the catch that we really are? Spare me. Any woman who is over 25 and still needs to "get it out of her system" deserves to die a spinster.
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 09:53 PM (EnhSM)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 07, 2012 09:53 PM (bxiXv)
Maybe I should have given that job as water slide observer/ogler more consideration.. lots of perks to be had..
Posted by: beanervt at May 07, 2012 09:53 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 07, 2012 09:53 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Alex at May 08, 2012 01:53 AM (EnhSM)
Thats not how I meant it, I just had the bad luck to date some real losers, and knew a good thing when I finally found it. Meant no disrespect to nice guys.
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 09:55 PM (fHyXI)
http://tinyurl.com/6oqc7rw
Posted by: Robert
--------------------
Zat the guy who stabbed his GF 35 times while the 15-year-old daughter iPhoned the whole thing? No idea, but I saw something on t.v. like that the other day and the defendant claimed she was auditioning for a reality t.v. show.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 07, 2012 09:55 PM (uXyf3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 07, 2012 09:55 PM (i0App)
Heh Lous,,Now that's just being a woosie,,, he's a lab damn it,, rain good,, rain wet like water.. labs love water..
Posted by: beanervt at May 07, 2012 09:56 PM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 08, 2012 01:53 AM (bxiXv)
Texas is where it's at.
Posted by: Insists the Texan at May 07, 2012 09:56 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 01:55 AM (uXyf3)
Yeppers. Recorded on an iPad and witnessed by the person on the other end of a video chat.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 09:57 PM (4ixH5)
But on that note, you guys are always taling about perfect tens, and how do you think that makes us feel? We are never gonna look like Kate Upton or Christina Hendericks, so now I am pissed. Double standard.
Do you guys talk to girls you consider a 6 or a 7? Or a 5. WTF..
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 09:57 PM (fHyXI)
He is entitled the best legal representation, and there is reasonable doubt.
Posted by: Lawyer Scum at May 07, 2012 09:57 PM (MwTP4)
Heh Lous,,Now that's just being a woosie,,, he's a lab damn it,, rain good,, rain wet like water.. labs love water..
Posted by: beanervt at May 08, 2012 01:56 AM (KZLoo)
Yeah, first night we got him, my mutt pushed him in the pool, now he hates water.
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 09:58 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 07, 2012 09:58 PM (4QAQg)
http://tinyurl.com/6oqc7rw
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 01:47 AM (4ixH5)
See, my interpretation of the Eighth Amendment ("Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.") would put this guy liable to being chased down a dead-end hallway and stabbed to death over a period of some minutes, because a lethal injection or gas chamber would be too clinical. And his relatives could watch, 'cause I'm a giver. I see no reason that the pain, terror, and despair of a victim should exceed the perpetrator's.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 09:58 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: lous a girl at May 08, 2012 01:57 AM (fHyXI)
5's gotta pay up front.
Posted by: Sayeth The Ugly Dude at May 07, 2012 09:58 PM (4ixH5)
I learned that from Henry Fielding's Tom Jones. Not the singer; the fictional character the singer named himself after.
Oh, another fun fact about the singer Tom Jones... his favorite singer is Otis Redding.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 07, 2012 10:00 PM (3yCFy)
I talk to them, and ask them out, all the time.
The Kate Uptons of the world are fun to look at, the same as you might enjoy watching Adam Baldwin lift weights while shirtless or some crap like that. Men have a saying "No matter how beautiful she is, some guy somewhere is sick and tired of her crap."
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 10:00 PM (EnhSM)
Posted by: Sayeth The Ugly Dude at May 08, 2012 01:58 AM (4ixH5)
And my point is proven. Double standard!!
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 10:01 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 07, 2012 10:01 PM (bxiXv)
I don't talk to women.
Nothing good comes from talking to women.
If life has taught me anything, it is this.
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2012 10:01 PM (PfGXW)
Posted by: Lawyer Scum at May 08, 2012 01:57 AM (MwTP4)
Maybe the video chat somehow linked through the quantum foam into a parallel universe where the witness witnessed a man resembling the defendent in every way stabbing the victim to death. In reality, the perpetrator was George Zimmerman.
Mmmmm...it's plausible.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 10:02 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: lous a girl at May 08, 2012 02:01 AM (fHyXI)
But we're assuming ugly chicks are people, which everyone knows they aren't.
Posted by: Sayeth The Ugly Dude at May 07, 2012 10:04 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 10:05 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: lous a girl at May 08, 2012 01:57 AM (fHyXI)
All the time. 10s are too rare, too taken, and too diva.
Next question?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 08, 2012 02:01 AM (bxiXv)
Everyone gets old, and the perfect looking girls are prone to gravity, and aging and life. Nobody stays young and pretty forever, just saying.
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 10:06 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: lous a girl at May 08, 2012 02:01 AM (fHyXI)
But we're assuming ugly chicks are people, which everyone knows they aren't.
Posted by: Sayeth The Ugly Dude at May 08, 2012 02:04 AM (4ixH5)
Whatever
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 10:07 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: lous a girl at May 08, 2012 02:07 AM (fHyXI)
Heh, sorry, Lou, I'm just needlin' ya. a bit.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 10:08 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: lous a girl at May 08, 2012 02:07 AM (fHyXI)
Heh, sorry, Lou, I'm just needlin' ya. a bit.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 02:08 AM (4ixH5)
See you are a shithead
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 10:09 PM (fHyXI)
8s find me interesting on a short-term basis. But when they let me know they'd like to sleep with me, and I want to wait a little longer, they kick me to the curb and move on.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 07, 2012 10:10 PM (3yCFy)
Okay, how does this asshole plead not guilty when he was caught live on camera in the act?
The Shaggy defense - Wasn't me!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2012 10:11 PM (4q5tP)
Where did anyone deny that? In fact, Merovign just admitted that he doesn't go for the 10s. They're usually too much hassle. A 7 with some brains who's grounded about her life is much more interesting.
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 10:12 PM (EnhSM)
8s find me interesting on a short-term basis. But when they let me know they'd like to sleep with me, and I want to wait a little longer, they kick me to the curb and move on.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 02:10 AM (3yCFy)
Well, girls are really slutty now, so much for feminism, or because of it. Really sad
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 10:14 PM (fHyXI)
Do you guys talk to girls you consider a 6 or a 7? Or a 5. WTF..
Posted by: lous a girl at May 08, 2012 01:57 AM (fHyXI)
A 5 with an impish grin beats a 10 with a sneer.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 10:17 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Alex at May 08, 2012 02:12 AM (EnhSM)
Alex, sorry I said anything. I dated some assholes, and then appreciated my husband. Glad I dated the losers because I know how much I love my hubby. Again, was not trying to start a fight, just telling you how I was when I was dating, was shallow for a short time.Now I am not
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 10:17 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2012 10:19 PM (0s4YQ)
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 10:20 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 10:23 PM (EnhSM)
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 07, 2012 10:26 PM (uXyf3)
Posted by: Alex at May 08, 2012 02:23 AM (EnhSM)
I did not say the nice guys were losers, I said the cheating bastards were the losers, and the nice guys are the ones girls want to marry. That is what I said. I dated the losers then met my hubby, and hes the nice guy!!
Its like ya got to kiss the toads to find the prince.
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 10:26 PM (fHyXI)
The fact remains, though, that through the centuries men have fought and died for their women....and it wasn't the fapworthy ones in pictures, it was the ones next door that gave him a noogie when they were kids.....and a bit of nookie when they weren't. The ones that always elicited a grin when you saw 'em, and not a dropped jaw and some drool. The ones you could give the car-keys to without flinching, or that you could go to without having to be so painfully perfect.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 10:32 PM (kaalw)
Its like ya got to kiss the toads to find the prince.
I understand what you said once you clarified. The problem is that a lot of women don't see themselves as dating a lot of losers before finding the right guy. They like dating the bad boys and only grudgingly settle for the quiet guy at work because they decide that they finally want to have a kid. That was the source of my, and I suspect of a lot of other men's, frustrations.
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 10:33 PM (EnhSM)
Posted by: sistrum at May 07, 2012 10:33 PM (AyryN)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 07, 2012 10:34 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 10:39 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: lous a girl at May 08, 2012 02:39 AM (fHyXI)
"You guys are quite a bit younger than me -- but I'm younger than the chopped-liver Elder God over there......."
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 10:42 PM (kaalw)
I'd rather be a husband than a monk, but you can't always get what you want. And I'd rather be a monk than a Steve Garvey or a Travis Henry.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 07, 2012 10:45 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 10:50 PM (kaalw)
Sorry, but for women under 35, that is not the case. The vast majority of them are looking for fun and drama, so they flock to the assholes. Plus, they are in competition with each other for his attention so they become sluttier and sluttier.
No one here has said that they only date 10s. In fact, two of us have said the opposite, that we don't date 10s because they are too much of a hassle for the payout at the end.
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 10:54 PM (EnhSM)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 07, 2012 10:55 PM (3yCFy)
Hey Charles Barkley called out Romney last night, and it was a threat as far as threats go in this media, and he should be put on the mat for it.
On that note, night all, love ya ont!!
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 10:55 PM (fHyXI)
Psst, bum a smoke off ya?Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 10:57 PM (4ixH5)
No they don't. They will excuse anything in pursuit of a guy who attracts their attention, whether he is good partner material or not. When they start hearing their biological clock ticking, that's when they starting evaluating perspective men, but it's with a very mercenary attitude.
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 10:57 PM (EnhSM)
http://tinyurl.com/7pzrcpk
Wasn't Barkley a Republican at one point?
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 10:58 PM (4ixH5)
Violets are blue,
I have nothing intelligent or relevant to say on the subjects of tonight's ONT,
So I'm going to ess tee ef yew ...
Posted by: A less cynical Adriane at May 07, 2012 10:59 PM (uqZVH)
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 10:59 PM (4ixH5)
[bull says: "ouch"]
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 11:01 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 02:57 AM (4ixH5)
Meet me outside, 
..
On that note, really got to go night night. Alex, good luck on the girl search. I do honestly wish you luck on a sweetheart. Shes out there!, I promise
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 11:02 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 11:02 PM (EnhSM)
Two cups of blackberries, one giant banana, one cup peach yogurt and one cup milk.
Didn't think it would be all that much.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 11:02 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 11:04 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 11:04 PM (EnhSM)
Posted by: A less cynical Adriane at May 08, 2012 02:59 AM (uqZVH)
That's >less< cynical? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIP6EwqMEoE
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2012 11:05 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 11:05 PM (4ixH5)
http://tinyurl.com/7q7bmtx
I'd pay my future personal chef to flash me.
Only C-cups and larger need apply.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 11:07 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 07, 2012 11:12 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Emily Latella at May 07, 2012 11:14 PM (uqZVH)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 07, 2012 11:14 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 07, 2012 11:16 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 07, 2012 11:16 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 07, 2012 11:19 PM (bxiXv)
Peter Berg made a kick ass movie with The Kingdom and I figure, what the hell, could be pretty good.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 11:19 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 07, 2012 11:20 PM (CP+yl)
http://tinyurl.com/d74qkbl
Posted by: Robert
----------------
Is that a car? I thought it was a cigarette lighter.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 07, 2012 11:23 PM (uXyf3)
And the joke is on me. Should have known, stupid bitch girl who always tries to see the best in people.
Posted by: lous a girl at May 07, 2012 11:24 PM (fHyXI)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 07, 2012 11:29 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 07, 2012 11:30 PM (uXyf3)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 07, 2012 11:31 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Adriane at May 07, 2012 11:33 PM (uqZVH)
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 11:35 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 07, 2012 11:36 PM (CP+yl)
What happened? (Yes, I'm back. I couldn't sleep.)
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 11:37 PM (EnhSM)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 07, 2012 11:37 PM (CP+yl)
SCIENCE!
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 03:34 AM (4ixH5)
===
Can't be. I got a lot of paragraphs down the page and it never mentioned global warming/climate change or why Repubs suck.
Posted by: jc at May 07, 2012 11:38 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 07, 2012 11:39 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 03:38 AM (ufJKx)
Global warming causes doggies to tear up furniture.
I've proved it with science and cause Al Gore said so and cause shut up!
Posted by: Greentard Slaver at May 07, 2012 11:40 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane at May 07, 2012 11:41 PM (uqZVH)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 07, 2012 11:41 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 07, 2012 11:42 PM (CP+yl)
Following the herd leads to happiness?
Fuck this clown.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 03:39 AM (4ixH5)
=======
following the herd leads to a lot the same view of the asses in front of you for a long period of time.
Posted by: jc at May 07, 2012 11:42 PM (ufJKx)
Following the herd leads to happiness?
I didn't see anything in that article about following the herd.
Posted by: Alex at May 07, 2012 11:43 PM (EnhSM)
http://www.amazon.com/ Delicatessen-Marie-Laure-Dougnac/ dp/B000E8NRUS/ ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1336463053&sr=8-2
remove spaces ...
Posted by: Adriane at May 07, 2012 11:45 PM (uqZVH)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 07, 2012 11:46 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 07, 2012 11:47 PM (CP+yl)
Is it just me or have typos in Headlines increased in the last 5 years or so. Even in print.
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:46 AM (CP+yl)
==
ITZ JEST YOU
Posted by: jc at May 07, 2012 11:47 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 07, 2012 11:50 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Adriane at May 08, 2012 03:45 AM (uqZVH)
We gotta get you a shortener.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 11:52 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 07, 2012 11:52 PM (bxiXv)
Who's that smell?
Do I smell?
That smell's good.
That smell's bad (very rare)
I'm going to eat that.
I'm going to shit
I'm going to pee.
Who's that smell?
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 03:41 AM (CP+yl)
You forgot "SQUIRREL!"
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 11:53 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane at May 08, 2012 03:54 AM (uqZVH)
That's an invitation to delicious cake if I ever heard it.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2012 11:55 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 12:00 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 12:04 AM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 12:06 AM (4ixH5)
Or at least married some rich guy with an Angelina Jolie fetish before she did.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 12:08 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane at May 08, 2012 12:11 AM (uqZVH)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 12:12 AM (CP+yl)
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Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 08, 2012 12:16 AM (X3lox)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 12:17 AM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 04:14 AM (CP+yl)
It would be smellier and go good with wine or on a cracker.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 12:17 AM (4ixH5)
I thought Cujo was a St. Bernard?
I have tried to repress all memories of that movie but that one bit seems to stick out in my memory. I don't know if I'm remembering correctly.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 08, 2012 12:18 AM (X3lox)
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Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 04:28 AM (ufJKx)
Yes, but I don't know from what movie. All of his movies suck so I guess it doesn't really matter.
I would have put in Quint screaming as Jaws was dragging him away. That was some good terror.
I have no idea where that German Shepherd is from, but he looks like one we used to have, a 115 lb beauty named, "Harry". Best dog ever.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 08, 2012 12:40 AM (X3lox)
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Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 12:46 AM (ufJKx)
well yeah ... but have YOU ever tried to comb grecian formula into cat fur ?!?
Posted by: Adriane at May 08, 2012 12:46 AM (uqZVH)
AAADRIANE
(I do a good Stallone impression live too )
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 04:43 AM (CP+yl)
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I thought that had to start with "Duh." mostly it comes out: DuhAdriane or D'Adriane.
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 12:49 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 12:52 AM (CP+yl)
Finland needs new tools to control debt growth, says Bank of Finland.
Not wildly spending money you don't have is a "new tool" now. LOL ... in a graveyard whistling kind of way.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 08, 2012 12:52 AM (X3lox)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 08, 2012 04:52 AM (X3lox)
Put in term limits and let people vote in brand new tools every couple of years?
That's all I got.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 12:54 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 08, 2012 12:56 AM (X3lox)
That's all I got.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 04:54 AM (4ixH5)
Makes as much sense as the headline. Bloomberg has the funniest headlines. Sometimes they keep flashing "gold lower on ..." when gold had already turned around hours before. I guess it's only news-style. Unfortunately, no one ele bothers to have any live programming for the Japanese and European markets. Fox Business does jack at night. No business going on after hours it seems ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 08, 2012 12:59 AM (X3lox)
Posted by: Adriane at May 08, 2012 01:01 AM (uqZVH)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 01:05 AM (CP+yl)
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Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 05:05 AM (CP+yl)
WTF is that thing? It looks like something Barky would eat.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 08, 2012 01:10 AM (X3lox)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 01:16 AM (CP+yl)
I was reading an article at Reason.com about how Sears, Roebuck ampersand Company had a hand in inventing blues music.
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Posted by: CoolCzech at May 08, 2012 02:19 AM (niZvt)
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Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:23 AM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 06:12 AM (CP+yl)
Sure they will. Human flesh pills for everyone!
Soylent yellow. It's got electrolytes.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 08, 2012 02:23 AM (X3lox)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:24 AM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:26 AM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:27 AM (CP+yl)
Encephalitis and spongioform virusi.
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 06:26 AM (CP+yl)
Self -limiting, huh? We call that sustainability! Why do you hate sustainability?
Posted by: Libtard at May 08, 2012 02:28 AM (X3lox)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:29 AM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 06:29 AM (CP+yl)
What's wrong with zombies?
Posted by: Japanese Banking at May 08, 2012 02:30 AM (X3lox)
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Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 08, 2012 02:34 AM (X3lox)
Posted by: Bitter clinger and all that at May 08, 2012 02:34 AM (CP+yl)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 08, 2012 02:38 AM (X3lox)
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I know that 75% of the morons on this site cant wait to see Cocktomom in action.
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