May 08, 2012
— andy In a feat of organization so intricate and smoothly coordinated that it could've only happened at the HQ, I'll be providing you another thrilling, if abbreviated, ONT tonight.
At least Slublog was kind enough to provide some content.
First, 14 photographs that shatter your image of famous people:
It's a little known fact that Fred Rogers had just been told Dick Lugar won his first term in the senate when that picture was taken. Seemed appropriate.
Drew has been chronicling the lousy names the Navy has been choosing for ships here lately. CDR Salamander reports on one they got right:
Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus announced today the next Arleigh Burke class guided-missile destroyer (DDG) will be named the USS Thomas Hudner. Thomas J. Hudner Jr., a naval aviator who retired as a captain, received the Medal of Honor from President Harry S. Truman for displaying uncommon valor during an attack on his wingman, the first African American naval aviator to fly in combat, Ensign Jesse L. Brown.
Go read the rest at the link. It sounds like Captain Hudner's flight suit likely had to be modified on account of his giant brass balls.
Another day, another SCOAMFy hashtag for conservatives to punk on Twitter. Today's victim: #AskMichelle
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http://tinyurl.com/753w9pl
Posted by: Dire Straits at May 08, 2012 06:57 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Roy at May 08, 2012 06:57 PM (tiOTz)
Posted by: Peaches
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#AskMichelle.
(I was srsly wondering about that myself.)
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 06:59 PM (uXyf3)
First, get over yourself
http://tinyurl.com/cfzysk8
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 06:59 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 06:59 PM (+ZI77)
Posted by: Barky O'McFuckstick at May 08, 2012 06:59 PM (4c9jZ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 08, 2012 06:59 PM (cujSl)
Posted by: Clemenza at May 08, 2012 06:59 PM (YlSwz)
Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2012 07:00 PM (7W3wI)
http://tinyurl.com/753w9pl
Posted by: Dire Straits at May 08, 2012 10:57 PM (Y+DPZ)
Rollin, Rollin, Rollin, Blackouts they be rolllin....
Posted by: Red Shirt at May 08, 2012 07:00 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 07:01 PM (lJ2es)
Posted by: Toaster at May 08, 2012 07:01 PM (sJKFk)
Posted by: Grey Fox, returned to his native hearth among the hills at May 08, 2012 07:02 PM (ImssW)
>>I can't bear to think of waking up another day after any of these elections like the ones in 2000 and 2004
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 07:02 PM (uXyf3)
Can you say "bird" ?
It's a fucked up day in the neighborhood ...
Posted by: Mr Rogers at May 08, 2012 07:03 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 08, 2012 07:04 PM (kMRmg)
Posted by: Clemenza at May 08, 2012 07:04 PM (YlSwz)
Michael Schenker Group, anyone?
Armed And Ready
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obyz6zj-8mw
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 07:04 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: The MBM at May 08, 2012 07:06 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: second life president obama at May 08, 2012 07:06 PM (nU/dt)
Posted by: Clemenza at May 08, 2012 07:08 PM (YlSwz)
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2012 07:08 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 08, 2012 07:08 PM (kMRmg)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 08, 2012 07:09 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Barky O'McFuckstick at May 08, 2012 07:09 PM (z8irR)
Brevity is.
Posted by: moron william shakespeare at May 08, 2012 07:10 PM (nU/dt)
Pssh. I've knocked down 18 holes-in-one all in one round of golf. Actually it was the day I got that bin Laden fella.
Posted by: Kim Jong Obama at May 08, 2012 07:10 PM (YJlvZ)
Well, Lisa Murcokesky made THIS face when she lost
http://tinyurl.com/83tul38
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 07:11 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: The MBM
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And if it turns out we're wrong, you're reading this in google's cache.
Posted by: The MBM at May 08, 2012 07:12 PM (uXyf3)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 08, 2012 07:12 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 07:13 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2012 07:13 PM (HWVrj)
Well, Lisa Murcokesky made THIS face when she lost
http://tinyurl.com/83tul38
Posted by: kbdabear
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She looks like Ripley when the alien showed up in the escape shuttle.
Pic was real slow-loading. My computer seemed to dread it.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 07:14 PM (uXyf3)
Posted by: L Rob
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#AskMichelle isn't answering me, so can some moron link me or 'splain me? What felon is running for which? I'm late on this one.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 07:15 PM (uXyf3)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at May 08, 2012 07:17 PM (tKFT6)
Thanks for catching some of us up. And SCOMF losing40% of the dem vote to a felon is comedy gold. Seems like a campaign ad in there somewhere
Posted by: someone at May 08, 2012 07:17 PM (bqjJT)
arhooley, Obama's primary opponent in WV is a Texas prisoner.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 07:18 PM (7yvLv)
OBAMA LOSES WEST VIRGINIA DELEGATES TO PRISON INMATE — Unexpectedly! “An obscure federal prison inmate gave President Obama an unexpected run for his money in the West Virginia Democratic Primary Tuesday, highlighting the deep dislike for the president in the Appalachian heartland.”
UPDATE: “Did Joe Manchin (D-WV) vote for prison inmate Keith Judd in today’s primary? He refuses to say if he voted for Obama.”
Posted at 10:49 pm by Ed Driscoll
Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2012 07:18 PM (nU/dt)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 08, 2012 07:18 PM (RvlzX)
Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 07:20 PM (QGwv0)
With all these underwear bombs will the TSA prohibit the wearing of undergarments on airplanes? I mean, you have to take off your shoes and can't bring on bottles of water. Will they make the ladies slip off their panties at the security checkpoints?
I might apply to them for a job if that happens.
I'll be gentle, ladies, promise.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 07:21 PM (F79HU)
Well, Lisa Murcokesky made THIS face when she lost
http://tinyurl.com/83tul38
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 11:11 PM
LISA MAD !! LISA SMASH !!!
Posted by: SENATOR Lisa Murcokesky at May 08, 2012 07:21 PM (Y+DPZ)
@jamiedupree MAKE IT SIX - Wyoming County, West Virginia votes for the federal prisoner over President Obama by 57-43%
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at May 08, 2012 11:20 PM (d6QMz)
Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 07:22 PM (joSBv)
Posted by: cm9000 at May 08, 2012 07:23 PM (MwTP4)
The Clinton pic merely confirms my image of him.
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 08, 2012 07:23 PM (ngSA8)
Followed the link to the odd photographs of famous people and saw the one of Albert Einstein. That reminds me that I was at a house (I forget the reason why, now) and I'm in the living room talking to this guy when I notice a picture of Einstein sitting holding a baby. I ask him what was the story behind the picture -- the baby is this guy's dad and his grand-father had worked with Einstein.
It's a small world, sometimes.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 07:23 PM (M0NzJ)
You'd better listen to me or all is lost !!!
Posted by: Karl Rove at May 08, 2012 07:23 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 07:23 PM (7yvLv)
Predictably, this hash-tag was hijacked quickly and effectively.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta)
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tks, I was wondering what's going on with the felon running in WV. How did that happen? What's he running in, the Dem primary, what? How's he running "against Obama"?
I mean, no objections to a felon pulling 40% against Obama, but I'm just wondering.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 07:24 PM (uXyf3)
Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 07:25 PM (joSBv)
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 07:25 PM (uXyf3)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 08, 2012 07:26 PM (KCvsd)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 08, 2012 11:26 PM (KCvsd)
I think they're trying to invade all forms of transportation. You're gonna have to have some asshole grab your nuts just to get in your own car before too long.
For the children, of course.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 07:28 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 07:28 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 07:28 PM (Rhie+)
Posted by: Keith Judd, Inmate # 665307 at May 08, 2012 07:30 PM (AzwZn)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 07:30 PM (Rhie+)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 07:31 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 11:28 PM (Rhie+)
\m/
I was watching That Metal Show this morning and realized I was woefully deficient in my Michael Schenker knowledge.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 07:31 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 07:31 PM (5H6zj)
I mean, no objections to a felon pulling 40% against Obama, but I'm just wondering.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 11:24 PM
Usually the Dems are convicted AFTER they take office
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 07:32 PM (Y+DPZ)
#askmichelle Do you let know #Communist stay at the @whitehouse? The ultimate slap in the face to those white cracker founding fathers ya no
Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 07:32 PM (QGwv0)
Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 07:32 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 07:32 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 11:29 PM (7FadD)
Find the best looking vein in your arm and shoot it up.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 07:32 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 11:28 PM (7FadD)
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Have to wait till June 5th to know for sure, but the way things look tonight, I better start stocking up on the funny hats and kazoos.
Posted by: mama winger at May 08, 2012 07:33 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 07:34 PM (Rhie+)
Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 11:31 PM (5H6zj)
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Me neither -- prefer my single malt scotch unadulterated.
Hi there, Y-not. How's things in Utah?
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 07:34 PM (M0NzJ)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 08, 2012 07:34 PM (KCvsd)
Listen to the MSG album with Graham Bonnet on vocals, and then the first couple of Alcatrazz albums.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 11:34 PM (Rhie+)
Will do, Cap'n!
Gonna have to split for woik after the next one. I shall endeavor to ROCK 'ponst the morrow.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 07:36 PM (F79HU)
Teri Christoph (@TeriChristoph) May 08, 2012
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 07:36 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Keith Judd, Inmate # 665307 at May 08, 2012 07:36 PM (AzwZn)
chemjeff, here in the central OK metroplex, we must have about, oh, a million Chinese restaurants. I solemnly swear the food tastes exactly the same at all of them. It's like there's a central kitchen somehwere in downtown OKC and they just truck it out to the branch offices.
Except for Panda Express. It's different, but not in a good way, IMO. Can't specify why, but it just misses for me.
Now we do have some fine Japanese eateries in the area.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 07:37 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: some West Virginian at May 08, 2012 07:37 PM (YJlvZ)
Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 07:37 PM (5H6zj)
@kevinbinversie 93% of WI Vote in, Walker - 577,684; Barrett + Falk - 545,636. #wivote #wipolitics (Eau Claire Co. must finally be in.)
*Also, the federal inmate has now won 8 counties in W.V.
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at May 08, 2012 11:32 PM (d6QMz)
What kind of campaign budget does this guy have in WV?
Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 07:38 PM (joSBv)
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2012 07:39 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 07:39 PM (Rhie+)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 07:40 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Hummingbird at May 08, 2012 07:40 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 07:41 PM (joSBv)
That's gonna leave a mark. And, just btw, Wiki reports that Mr. Judd is a native of (go on, guess) California!!
Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 07:41 PM (lJ2es)
From #askmichelle: Is there ever an awkward silence when Barack requests a doggie bag for his leftovers?
LOL! omg I wish I were so witty.
Posted by: hobbes at May 08, 2012 07:41 PM (+CcmI)
#askmichelle We know YOU are better off than 4 years ago. We aren't tho. Why does your husband hate capitalism?
Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 07:41 PM (QGwv0)
Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 07:41 PM (joSBv)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 07:42 PM (Rhie+)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 11:30 PM (Rhie+)
eww home of the worst fake Chinese food around
Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 07:42 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 07:42 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Hummingbird at May 08, 2012 07:43 PM (R5yLq)
Now you have something in common with Obama. You've both eaten dog.
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 08, 2012 07:43 PM (KCvsd)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 07:43 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 11:42 PM (tw6Ar)
But incredibly well-priced. And tasty! I can gain 5 pounds in one night by spending less than 7 dollars t the Panda Express. Don't sneer, you snob, that shit is delicious.
Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 07:44 PM (lJ2es)
Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 11:37 PM (5H6zj)
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We had an unusually warm March so all the flowers and trees are in full bloom, now. Really nice weather yesterday, but Mrs. Cop was cracking the whip pretty smartly and had me splitting day-lilies and tilling her vegetable patch. I had to go to my tutoring job at the local community college to recuperate.
Just got my BS in Mechanical Engineering and looking to start a second career. Haven't had much interest so far among prospective employers so far. As all the Moron Horde knows, the economy sucks right now.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 07:44 PM (M0NzJ)
Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 11:43 PM (QGwv0)
What is seen cannot be unseen.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 07:44 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 08, 2012 07:44 PM (KCvsd)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 08, 2012 07:45 PM (1X/a4)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 08, 2012 07:45 PM (lJJMb)
Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 07:45 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:31 PM (7yvLv)
Yeah, not exactly "shattering," but maybe it was just an excuse to mention the arguably lamest song in history: "Werewolves of London."
Posted by: cm9000 at May 08, 2012 07:46 PM (MwTP4)
Buckeye Cop, any chance you would relocate to OK? I think the aerospace industry here is looking for some MEs. Actually I'm very sure they/we are.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 07:46 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 11:44 PM (lJ2es)
cheaper to make your own and tastes better
Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 07:46 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 07:46 PM (QGwv0)
Posted by: teej at May 08, 2012 07:47 PM (auda5)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at May 08, 2012 11:44 PM (d6QMz)
Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 07:47 PM (joSBv)
Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 07:48 PM (5H6zj)
So it'll be Dem vs Dem in perpetuity. FML. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 11:39 PM
Well, CA hasn't had a functioning Republican party in 20 years.
Maybe it'll move the Dems to the right. Then maybe I'll flap my arms and fly to the moon
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 07:49 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 11:46 PM (tw6Ar)
Oh, gee, I have this thing called a JOB and I don't have time to come home and make chow mein noodles, orange chicken and walnut shrimp from scratch and then clean up the whole fuckin' kitchen . . . much less shop for the ingredients at stores whose food I will actually eat (not very many). I'm also against "gay marriage." Bite me.
Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 07:49 PM (lJ2es)
Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 07:50 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Alvin Greene at May 08, 2012 07:50 PM (Rhie+)
Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 07:50 PM (QGwv0)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at May 08, 2012 11:44 PM (d6QMz)
Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 11:47 PM
It doesn't need to be said what the MBM would say if he was running against Romney
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 07:51 PM (Y+DPZ)
irongrampa, he probably isn't qualified for office, but he sure as hell can run for office in West By God Virginia!
I love this country.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 07:51 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: cm9000 at May 08, 2012 11:46 PM (MwTP4)
Zevon did give us "Lawyers, Guns, and Money", so cut him some slack. His hair was perfect. It's not his fault Kid Rock managed to ruin Warren's pretty good song and Skynyrd's great song at the same time. When it comes time for reinstating the old old ways after civilization collapses, all I ask is that Kid Rock goes first.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 08, 2012 07:51 PM (lJJMb)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:46 PM (7yvLv)
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No, Mrs Cop has a great job as a nurse and doesn't want to leave the grand kids. They live 20 minutes away -- close enough to see any time but far enough away you have to schedule a trip. Grand children is God's way of rewarding you for for not selling your teenaged kids to the wandering gypsies.
I live in the Dayton, Ohio, area and am willing to commute to Columbus or Cincinnatti.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 07:51 PM (M0NzJ)
That's just wrong.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 08, 2012 11:49 PM (SAMxH)
Not this time, irongrampa, not in West Virginia. This time, in that place, it's just about perfect. 
Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 07:52 PM (lJ2es)
#AskMichelle was Keith Judd hard for @BarackObama to run against because he was already in prison? #WV #DNC #tcot
Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 07:52 PM (QGwv0)
Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 07:52 PM (joSBv)
Posted by: Hummingbird at May 08, 2012 07:53 PM (R5yLq)
#askmichelle Are you having us investigated for our impudent questions or are your handlers letting anything through to the ivory tower?
Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 07:53 PM (QGwv0)
The scalp of Elizabeth Warren will adorn my lodgepole.
Posted by: Sacheen Littlefeather at May 08, 2012 07:53 PM (c3mby)
JackM Coldcuts (@jackmcoldcuts) May 09, 2012
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 07:54 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 07:54 PM (Rhie+)
#askmichelle who works the grill? you or Barky? What does grilled beagle taste like? Do you throw harder than your wife? IS AIR WINDY?
Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 07:55 PM (QGwv0)
Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 07:55 PM (joSBv)
Posted by: D. Hopper at May 08, 2012 07:55 PM (AVfT8)
Is there a teleprompter installed in your headboard?
zing!
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 08, 2012 07:55 PM (ngSA8)
Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 11:48 PM (5H6zj)
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No, Wright State University.
I like working with energy and forces. Electrical Engineering bores me to tears. I would really like to do what is called Finite Element Analysis -- it's a way cool modeling technique where you model structures as linked springs.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 07:55 PM (M0NzJ)
That's just wrong.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 08, 2012 11:49 PM (SAMxH)
How in hell are most holders of political office not inmates in Federal prison?
That's just wrong.
Posted by: cm9000 at May 08, 2012 07:56 PM (MwTP4)
You asked "are you in" but then Biden talked about Barack's big stick. Can you shed some light on this apparent contradiction? #AskMichelle
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 07:56 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 11:52 PM (7FadD)
When unsure, rest overnight and let the question be in your thoughts. If you should spring from your bed and regret the meal, one should avoid the cook.
Posted by: Confucius at May 08, 2012 07:56 PM (lJJMb)
Posted by: Rod Blagojevich at May 08, 2012 07:57 PM (AzwZn)
yep. Lugar's gone. it only took us thirty fuckin' years to do it...
Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 08, 2012 07:57 PM (/yMTR)
Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 07:57 PM (lJ2es)
Posted by: Hummingbird at May 08, 2012 07:57 PM (R5yLq)
So it'll be Dem vs Dem in perpetuity. FML.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 11:39 PM (Rhie+)
Yeah I was reading through the voter guide today, some of those other democrat candidates for senate make Dianne Feinstein seem like a moderate.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at May 08, 2012 07:58 PM (tKFT6)
all those rooms in the White House and you can't find a mirror to see how you look? at least your clothes should be reflected
Are you planning on pulling a Hillary when you leave the White House?
Did Bill Ayers have a lot of funny stories over dinner about blowing up dumb bitter clingers? who works the grill? you or Barky? What does grilled beagle taste like? Do you throw harder than your wife? IS AIR WINDY?Who created Barry's fake birthday certificate? Be honest now!
Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 07:58 PM (QGwv0)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 08, 2012 07:58 PM (RvlzX)
Posted by: D. Hopper at May 08, 2012 11:55 PM (AVfT
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If that was directed towards me, I am and I suspect that's why I'm getting a lukewarm reception. However, I don't need their health insurance because I'm already covered by the wife's employer.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 07:59 PM (M0NzJ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 07:59 PM (Rhie+)
The MO Twitter thing brought out the one thing libs really, really don't like and that's to be mocked or laughed at. They take that stuff seriously. If you try to argue, they just make the argument circular until nobody remembers wth was being discussed. But laughing at them seems to get way under their skin.
I try to slow down next to Obama-stickerized cars on the interstate (they are always cars, not pickups) and laugh at the person or persons in the car. Seems to piss 'em off. I know, I know - very immature. It's easy and even easier if they also are sporting a Coexist sticker or a rainbow sticker (and they usually are).
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 08:00 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 08, 2012 11:58 PM (RvlzX)
Oh, hell, yeah. Those I can ignore without feeling like I am missing something.
Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 08:00 PM (lJ2es)
So it'll be Dem vs Dem in perpetuity. FML.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Fun fact: Here in San Diego, the favorite for mayor is a gay Republican. (And San Diego's mayor once went to Sacramento and became one of our damn best governors ever. He also ran for prez but didn't make it.)
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 08:02 PM (uXyf3)
So true, L Rob. We must mock and laugh without cease. That whole "reason and argue and show facts" thing never worked and it never will. Plus, it's no fun. They have beclowned themselves and we must treat them accordingly. Always.
Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 08:03 PM (lJ2es)
YOU want to tell ME what I can & can't eat? Do you own a full length mirror?
Is your husband going to personally kill us with his own two hands like he did Osama bin Laden?what brand of rototiller she uses in her garden and where does she hide the windmills that power it.
Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 08:03 PM (QGwv0)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 08:03 PM (Rhie+)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 09, 2012 12:00 AM (7yvLv)
"Coexist." That's some deep shit, man.
Posted by: Cicero at May 08, 2012 08:03 PM (qhHI4)
Posted by: Hummingbird at May 08, 2012 08:04 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: teej at May 08, 2012 08:04 PM (auda5)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 08, 2012 08:04 PM (JMmQ9)
How would you like to be Bruce Jenner and turn on the tv to see your wife doing commercials for Zestra sexual enhancements?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_QUZveM-Xs
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 08:05 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 08:05 PM (7yvLv)
#askmichelle After you beat up Mothra and all that...did you always have to stomp Tokyo? That's rude.Does stepping on the little folks hurt?
Has Barry said prostate problems are Bush's fault yet? If not, this too will come. #AskMichellePosted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 08:07 PM (QGwv0)
Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 08:07 PM (lJ2es)
How's James Carville holdng up?
I have this vision of him looking like he just opened up the Ark of the Primary, and the Angels of Kloppner and Lugar take turns taking dumps on him.
Posted by: Arbalest at May 08, 2012 08:09 PM (YoyeT)
Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 11:49 PM (lJ2es)
Chinese food is all 1-2 pot meals (3 if you don't make a sauce in advance) and very quickly made outside of the more fancy items. After work, I can get from start of prep to eating in about a 30-40 minutes (quicker if I do fried rice).
Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 08:10 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: Arbalest at May 08, 2012 08:10 PM (YoyeT)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 08, 2012 11:58 PM
Given my druthers, I would take any performance up to "True Lies".
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 08, 2012 08:11 PM (lJJMb)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 08, 2012 08:11 PM (DGIjM)
***
PF Chang's frozen meal takes about 10 minutes. 15 if you count cleanup afterwards. :-p
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2012 08:12 PM (3aXbg)
I'm so going to hell.
Posted by: someone at May 08, 2012 08:12 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: Hummingbird at May 08, 2012 08:12 PM (R5yLq)
secondly...my FB is blowing up with all of the "OMG I CANT BELIEVE NC VOTED IT DOWN, WAY TO GO REDNECKS" "CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? TWO PEOPLE ARENT ALLOWED TO LOVE ONE ANOTHERRRRRRRR"
at least itll only go on for a few hours, then theyll all give "avengers" reviews to each other.
dear gay people= NO, you were NOT born that way, stop fooling yourself already. youre ANGRY and AFRAID of the opposite sex so youve put up a mental "defense mechanism" to deal wiff yo problem.
men= primarily afraid of 'weakness' (including mental-weakness) rejection from the female gives him too much of the willies to deal with. so boom, he avoids it by becoming gay and railing against that which makes him feel squirmy.
womenseses= look for and admire what they consider "qualities" in menses, those qualities can vary with each however. usually when a man fails to uphold these qualities, the angry woman begins to LOATHE the male. especially after the couple have chirren. thats the reason you see so many lesbians with a tribe of kids and no man around...and a permanent scowl on their faces lol
there ya have it gay people, now go cry bout it in a corner and wait for the next vote....fags.
Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at May 08, 2012 08:12 PM (1hEqO)
It's WV that could just be the 'Kin' vote.
We know Obama loses that demographic anywhere in America.
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2012 08:13 PM (HWVrj)
Posted by: Filly at May 08, 2012 08:13 PM (247Qj)
1.put political signs on yard/porch
2.setup webcam
3.put videos/pictures on internet/neighborhood
Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at May 08, 2012 08:14 PM (RfvTE)
#AskMichelle do you have any regrets? Besides starting this hashtag?
Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 08:15 PM (QGwv0)
I like working with energy and forces. Electrical Engineering bores me to tears. I would really like to do what is called Finite Element Analysis -- it's a way cool modeling technique where you model structures as linked springs.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 11:55 PM (M0NzJ)
Wright State Wrong School! Oh well at least you didn't go to their branch, The Twig aka UCLA(University of Celina and the Lake Area.)
Posted by: buzzion at May 08, 2012 08:15 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 08, 2012 08:17 PM (lJJMb)
Posted by: Sam I Am at May 08, 2012 08:18 PM (AzwZn)
Posted by: Hummingbird at May 08, 2012 08:18 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 08, 2012 08:19 PM (DGIjM)
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I can't cook hungry. It has to be in the fridge all ready to nuke.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 08:19 PM (uXyf3)
Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2012 12:10 AM (tw6Ar)
I drink after work. I need something that goes from "I don't keep people food in my house" to my face in less than 5 minutes, with no clean-up other than "toss it in the garbage." But, I admire your perspicacity and your lifestyle choices. That said, Panda Express is actually more fattening than Taco Bell. Both of which are incredibly delicious, lol!
Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 08:19 PM (lJ2es)
Posted by: Hummingbird at May 08, 2012 08:19 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: zeera at May 08, 2012 08:19 PM (XtxRN)
Randall Terry has more then that
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2012 08:20 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: zeera at May 09, 2012 12:19 AM (XtxRN)
I think you could do a Hitler Downfall parody for Michelle's reaction to finding out what happend with the #askmichelle hashtag.
Posted by: buzzion at May 08, 2012 08:21 PM (GULKT)
Panda Express is the only fast food joint that consistently gives me the pukey jukyies.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 08, 2012 08:22 PM (ebPtk)
#askmichelle how is the garden doing. Who takes care of it when you go on vacation every other week?
Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 08:23 PM (QGwv0)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2012 08:23 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: Sam I Am at May 09, 2012 12:18 AM (AzwZn)
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Who gave the guy the $2500 to file? Who put him up to it? And who's going to auction off that delegate spot?
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 08:24 PM (uXyf3)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2012 08:24 PM (V6fqC)
Sorry, can't stop:
2 Funny! RT @Ericatwitts: #AskMichelle so do you & Barack have the same taste in men? #tcot #ChicagoBathHouses #Limos”
Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 08:25 PM (QGwv0)
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Except there would be no irony.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 08:25 PM (uXyf3)
Posted by: Marybel at May 09, 2012 12:24 AM
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...and those aren't pillows!
Posted by: Steve Martin at May 08, 2012 08:26 PM (dKWiU)
Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 08:27 PM (QGwv0)
Posted by: Hummingbird at May 08, 2012 08:28 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2012 08:29 PM (V6fqC)
Bob on my Dick, Specter LLC
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 08, 2012 08:29 PM (ccXZP)
#AskMichelle is Mao one of your favorite people too?
What do the kids call Frank Marshall Davis? Grand-dad? Papaw? Grandpa? #AskMichelle @raywatts #askmichelle, Are black people so poor off in this country that they actually think you are a role model? #askmichelle can you still fit in your wedding dress? can Barky fit in your wedding dress? Do you wear boots in the west wing? Want some?Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 08:29 PM (QGwv0)
Posted by: #AskMichelle at May 08, 2012 08:30 PM (YJlvZ)
God bless us, every one. And especially those fine folks in WVa!!
Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 08:30 PM (lJ2es)
Posted by: Marybel at May 09, 2012 12:27 AM (QGwv0)
A Tale of Two Titties.
Posted by: cm9000 at May 08, 2012 08:30 PM (MwTP4)
Posted by: KOSGayCentral at May 08, 2012 08:30 PM (1X/a4)
Posted by: fozzy at May 08, 2012 08:32 PM (FEzSe)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 08, 2012 08:32 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:15 AM (7FadD)
recipes for what?
my fried rice (and no, it's not correct but it's how I like mine):
make white rice the day before, dump it into a container and break it up with a spoon and rice vinegar, let sit out on the counter for a few hours till it hits room temp cover and put it into the fridge.
1 half of onion diced
2 cloves of garlic smashed and diced
a bit of ginger (I dunno, I just eyeball it)
2 eggs (more filipino but I don't like doing the raw egg)
frozen veggies
soy sauce
peanut oil
heat wok to high, drizzle a bit of oil into pan and swoosh it around to coat.
toss eggs in and scramble till almost done, put it onto a plate or bowl
wipe wok with towel, put a bit of oil in and swoosh
toss in onion, garlic, just before onion is done, throw in the ginger. Once done throw everything into the bowl with the eggs
wipe wok and put a bit more oil in, put in rice and cook with some good doses of soy sauce till your done (taste it till it's hot) then throw everything else back into the wok and place a lid on it. Good to go
Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 08:33 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 08:33 PM (Rhie+)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 08, 2012 08:34 PM (ZaQvl)
my fried rice (and no, it's not correct but it's how I like mine):
make white rice the day before, dump it into a container and break it up with a spoon and rice vinegar, let sit out on the counter for a few hours till it hits room temp cover and put it into the fridge.
1 half of onion diced
2 cloves of garlic smashed and diced
a bit of ginger (I dunno, I just eyeball it)
2 eggs (more filipino but I don't like doing the raw egg)
frozen veggies
soy sauce
peanut oil
heat wok to high, drizzle a bit of oil into pan and swoosh it around to coat.toss eggs in and scramble till almost done, put it onto a plate or bowl
wipe wok with towel, put a bit of oil in and swoosh
toss in onion, garlic, just before onion is done, throw in the ginger. Once done throw everything into the bowl with the eggs
wipe wok and put a bit more oil in, put in rice and cook with some good doses of soy sauce till your done (taste it till it's hot) then throw everything else back into the wok and place a lid on it. Good to go
Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 08:34 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 08, 2012 08:36 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 08:37 PM (Rhie+)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 09, 2012 12:34 AM (ZaQvl)
You should have called me first. I'm a creative genius when it comes to cakes. Especially cakes with vulvas.
http://tinyurl.com/bpbq28j
Posted by: Lena Adelsohn Liljeroth at May 08, 2012 08:38 PM (qhHI4)
Posted by: sistrum at May 08, 2012 08:39 PM (AyryN)
Take some good, thick bacon. I usually used Hormel Applewood Smoked. Wright is good, too, and so is that fancy uncured bacon they have at Whole Foods. Cook up five or six slices, or as many as you can fit in your best fryin' pan.
Cut up the cooked bacon, and saute one bunch of diced green onions in the bacon drippings.
When the onions are just starting to turn brown, return the bacon to the pan along with a 30-oz can of hominy (drained). Mix it up enough to get the hominy coated with the bacon grease, then cook the mixture for five to ten minutes on High and then ten to fifteen minutes on Medium, stirring frequently the whole time. Let it sit for a few minutes before serving. It's actually even better the next day after sitting in the refrigerator overnight, but I can't wait that long when I make it.
Makes enough to feed two as a full meal. Also makes a fitting side dish for occasions like Thanksgiving, as it's actual Injun food. I got the recipe from the Cherokee Nation's official website at cherokee.org.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 08:40 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: Sam I Am at May 08, 2012 08:40 PM (AzwZn)
https://twitter.com/#!/KeithJudd4Prez
Keith Judd @KeithJudd4Prez
Oh hey, guess what my fellow Democrats: I DONT EAT DOG. Just sayin. #peta #juddmentum #WVprimary
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 08:41 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 08:42 PM (tw6Ar)
Keith Judd: "I'm Paying My Debt, Not Increasing Yours"
Posted by: sistrum at May 08, 2012 08:43 PM (AyryN)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 08, 2012 08:46 PM (2jQGY)
Posted by: baldilocks at May 08, 2012 08:46 PM (6kWFm)
as for recipes to go with fried rice, orange chicken or bourbon chicken
Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 08:47 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:46 AM (7FadD)
depends really on what you're making with it but I stick with vidalia or shallots
Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 08:48 PM (tw6Ar)
Lets see state leftards will have to boycott:
Arizona- Immigration
North Carolina- Gays
South Carolina- Confederate flag
Florida- Trayvon
Texas- Executions
Alaska- Sarah Palin
Hell, any state that doesn't vote reliably Democrat.
Posted by: cm9000 at May 08, 2012 08:48 PM (MwTP4)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/34s4cbk
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 08:50 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:45 PM (F79HU)
Uh, or one hour.
Good evening again.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 08:51 PM (4ixH5)
Damn. The pigs are calling for lights out. Good night everybody, and thanks again, West Virginia. Onward to Victory! #juddmentum #WVprimary
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 08:53 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2012 08:53 PM (V6fqC)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 08, 2012 08:56 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 08, 2012 08:57 PM (1X/a4)
Posted by: navybrat at May 08, 2012 08:58 PM (1mfrI)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:54 AM (7FadD)
Ive got a electric that I don't use and this cheap-o (which is great after seasoning it)
http://tinyurl.com/d59udr5
Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 09:00 PM (tw6Ar)
Maybe a show of bipartisanship?
"Romney/#11593-051"
Posted by: JEM at May 08, 2012 09:01 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: KOSGayCentral
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What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: zombie Prop 8 at May 08, 2012 09:01 PM (uXyf3)
Posted by: navybrat at May 08, 2012 09:04 PM (1mfrI)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 08, 2012 09:04 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: Sam I Am
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Hah, except I want to publish the answers, not seal them in a vault.
I mean really, I wanna shake the hand of the honorable citizen who spotted this guy $2500 and got him on the ballot! And Rush would be the perfect guy to raffle or auction off his delegate spot.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 09:04 PM (uXyf3)
Posted by: Max Power at May 08, 2012 09:05 PM (+wxCD)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 08, 2012 09:06 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: Average Guy at May 08, 2012 09:06 PM (9Kthn)
Posted by: KOSGayCentral
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By the way, the satire writes itself. They are having this exact discussion on Kos.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 09:06 PM (uXyf3)
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2012 09:07 PM (FcR7P)
I am having trouble getting behind the guy that lost to the guy that lost the guy...
Posted by: navybrat at May 08, 2012 09:07 PM (1mfrI)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 01:04 AM (7FadD)
takes about 20 minutes to season a pan
Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 09:08 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 08, 2012 09:10 PM (I/cLr)
I am having trouble getting behind the guy that lost to the guy that lost the guy...
Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2012 01:07 AM (1mfrI)
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I am not sure I can help you there. I am just trying to avoid having the Obuttsux crowd get behind me.
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 09:10 PM (ufJKx)
But, I am thinking that the Regret Column will be huge in the following years...
Posted by: navybrat at May 08, 2012 09:11 PM (1mfrI)
Posted by: Andy Dufresne at May 08, 2012 09:13 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at May 08, 2012 09:13 PM (4qU0l)
But, I am thinking that the Regret Column will be huge in the following years...
Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2012 01:11 AM (1mfrI)
==
Looks to me like a choice between Preznit Fuckup and Preznit Wants-to-Fuck-Me-UP. Not a great choice, but an easy one.
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 09:14 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 09:14 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at May 09, 2012 01:13 AM (4qU0l)
I'm work blocked but...hold on...
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 09:15 PM (4ixH5)
Can't remember what it was, but there was one from @theH2 that I couldn't believe hadn't been deleted.
Posted by: fluffy at May 08, 2012 09:15 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at May 08, 2012 09:15 PM (4qU0l)
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2012 09:17 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 08, 2012 09:18 PM (I/cLr)
http://votesmart.org/candidate/biography/15574
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2012 09:20 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 08, 2012 09:20 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 08, 2012 09:20 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 09:21 PM (uXyf3)
To make rice, use a suitably sized non-stick pot with lid. Add one cup of dry rice, two cups of water, a pat or two of butter, and a little salt if you so desire (I don't). Bring to a boil on high heat, stirring occasionally. Pop the lid on, drop the heat to very low, and let it sit for 22-25 minutes.
All done.So simple a caveman..........
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 08, 2012 09:23 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at May 08, 2012 09:23 PM (4qU0l)
His comment today about Obama's need to invent cartoon characters who benefit from Obamanomics was great. More of this, please, Mitt.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 09:24 PM (3yCFy)
http://votesmart.org/candidate/biography/15574
Posted by: 18-1
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He's a white guy with Religion: Rastafarian-Christian.
I think this guy and Obama went through a blender somewhere along the line and got poured out all chunky into two different glasses.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 09:24 PM (uXyf3)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 01:20 AM (bxiXv)
Heh.
Can't fly no flags, can't have no "weird" pets (I'd introduce them to my kitteh), no basketball poles, nothing that ruins the idyllic nature of the commune.
All will conform.
All will be as one.
All will obey.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 09:24 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 08, 2012 09:24 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at May 09, 2012 01:23 AM (4qU0l)
You're gonna make me blush. 
Everything is pretty much on YouTube. Very few things I can't find there.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 09:26 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 08, 2012 09:29 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at May 08, 2012 09:29 PM (4qU0l)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 01:24 AM (I/cLr)
Quivering from the sight of alpha maleness, the busy body went home and spent three hours rubbing one out.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 09:29 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 09, 2012 01:23 AM (ccXZP)
yep though I use a closer ratio as doubling makes it too mushy for me (cup of water for every 3/4 cup of rice)
Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 09:29 PM (tw6Ar)
Ethiopia.
Nothing against Ethiopian people. I've met a few Ethiopian immigrants, and they've all been awesome people. But there's a lot of very good reasons the cool Ethiopians I've met were here and not in Ethiopia.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 09:30 PM (3yCFy)
I feel cheerful and I can't explain it. It has nothing to do with the primary results.
I think I've gone manic!
Posted by: Robert feels the sudden urge to get moderately priced hookers for everyone at May 08, 2012 09:31 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at May 08, 2012 09:32 PM (4qU0l)
Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 09:34 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 09:36 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 08, 2012 09:37 PM (I/cLr)
Y'know the saying, "you get what you pay for"? -- with moderately priced hookers, you get what you didn't pay enough to avoid.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2012 09:43 PM (kaalw)
http://tinyurl.com/6m3mgq7
Visual evidence that Barky ain't the one toting the balls in the WH.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 08, 2012 09:43 PM (ccXZP)
For example, eleven glasses is better than twelve. And also better than one.
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 09:44 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 08, 2012 09:45 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 09:46 PM (3yCFy)
I opened a fresh tab and used the tinyurl; the image popped right up for me.
If toby was here, I'm sure he'd say "THE BALLS On That Girl". or something real similar.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 08, 2012 09:49 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 08, 2012 09:53 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 08, 2012 09:53 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: Robert's insatiable appetites will thus go unsated at May 08, 2012 09:53 PM (4ixH5)
Don't get me wrong, I will cast for Romney.
But, I am thinking that the Regret Column will be huge in the following years...
Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2012 01:11 AM (1mfrI)
==
Looks to me like a choice between Preznit Fuckup and Preznit Wants-to-Fuck-Me-UP. Not a great choice, but an easy one.
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 01:14 AM (ufJKx)
***************
I keep thinking of Aesop's fable of the Frogs Who Desired a King. May well be that Romney would be as useless as King Log (certainly he's as stiff), but better that than ending up with King Snake ("tougher" - except he's the one who'll be eating YOU).
Posted by: sistrum at May 08, 2012 09:53 PM (AyryN)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2012 01:43 AM (kaalw)
Sudden bastard child syndrome?
Finish it off with a falcon punch to play it safe.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 09:55 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 09, 2012 01:46 AM (3yCFy)
You are most wise, sir.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 09:57 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 01:37 AM (I/cLr)
Listen to some music while you consider it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWmqfyE4M6o
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 09:58 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 08, 2012 10:00 PM (I/cLr)
Just finished making my daughters bday cake.... She's 16 tomorrow.... Sigh.... It goes by so quickly.....phoenixgirl
My oldest daughter turns 29 tomorrow (today I guess). We just made her cake; the Betther than Sex receipe. Can't wait. Yea for May 9 BDs!
Posted by: zeera at May 08, 2012 10:07 PM (XtxRN)
Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 08, 2012 10:10 PM (I/cLr)
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 10:13 PM (ufJKx)
I'm asking for, uh, purely scientific reasons, of course.
Seriously, though... Happy birthday to her, Zeera!!
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 10:14 PM (3yCFy)
Yep, I been laying it on thick over there under my handle "if it bleeds, kill it". No mercy when these dirt-eaters are down even the least little bit. None. You read my comments, well I've been more vicious than snarky. Pretty rude, too.
prolly got my own satellite by now...
Posted by: enter sandman, sometime commenter, fulltime troublemaker at May 08, 2012 10:16 PM (zxaA2)
Posted by: The Drizzle at May 08, 2012 10:19 PM (ysCLj)
In fact, I'm going to bed now. Good night, everyone!
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 08, 2012 10:20 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 10:21 PM (ufJKx)
Genetic Tunder.
Well, she's engaged to a former-Marine so while technically still single, I don't think any kind of introduction would end well for you. I'll pass along your best wishes tho, thanks!
May BDs; six days after her, it's my youngest son's, six days later, it's mine. We get all caked out before Memorial Day at my house with three BDs in twelve days.
Posted by: zeera at May 08, 2012 10:24 PM (XtxRN)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2012 10:25 PM (kaalw)
***********
Delicious is delicious.
Chinese is Chinese.
Chinese delicious is a whole different thing.
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 08, 2012 10:26 PM (qPCyi)
snicker
Posted by: davidt at May 08, 2012 10:28 PM (ULGz+)
At least not male gays.
Have you ever met or heard of a dumb male homosexual?
How many male homosexuals have been extraordinarily talented? Lots, throughout history.
As for lesbians, that observation about male gays does not apply.
Sure, some lesbians are bright, but for each there's a counterpoint as dumb as a stump.
Like Rosie. Derrrr....
(But not Ellen).
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 08, 2012 10:32 PM (qPCyi)
Posted by: Stacy at May 08, 2012 10:33 PM (+F64g)
Nah. B*tch can much on weeds. Not slack. None. back at it tomorrow night.
Posted by: enter sandman, sometime commenter, fulltime troublemaker at May 08, 2012 10:33 PM (zxaA2)
When he's got guest bloggers there's always too many links.
Gonna be doin' a lot of readin'.
I missed DC and GT leave?
Durn!
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 10:37 PM (4ixH5)
I have my calling in life...snark.
Posted by: enter sandman, sometime commenter, fulltime troublemaker at May 08, 2012 10:37 PM (zxaA2)
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 02:13 AM (ufJKx)
I was told there would be no math at this simple luncheon photo op.
Posted by: Mitt Romney at May 08, 2012 10:38 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: enter sandman, sometime commenter, fulltime troublemaker at May 08, 2012 10:39 PM (zxaA2)
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 02:13 AM (ufJKx)
I was told there would be no math at this simple luncheon photo op.
Posted by: Mitt Romney at May 09, 2012 02:38 AM (4ixH5)
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I was told you can handle math.
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 10:41 PM (ufJKx)
Wisconsin Commies. They were feelin' it, were on top of the world during the sit-ins, flee-baggin, MSNBC live casts back in the day. Now the little people outside of Madison have spoken, the Supreme court election, the previous recalls, now this. Walker's looking pretty good, coming out on top, the union money was spent in vain. Liberal tears, so sweet. I love it
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Posted by: zeera at May 08, 2012 10:41 PM (XtxRN)
Posted by: sistrum at May 08, 2012 10:42 PM (AyryN)
Anyone see the Crying Game picture?
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LOLZ!
To think that Barky has to bend over and accept a strap-on.
Too rich.
And too predictable. Makes sense of everything.
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 08, 2012 10:44 PM (qPCyi)
*OUCH*
Posted by: enter sandman, sometime commenter, fulltime troublemaker at May 09, 2012 02:39 AM (zxaA2)
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gotta admire the dedication of someone that stays up all night on a school night to kick the shit outa the slavers.
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 10:45 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: zeera at May 09, 2012 02:41 AM (XtxRN)
Don't count your chickens yet, this was just the primary. The actual recall isn't for another month.
The results were most excellent, but a lot can happen between now and then.
Hold on to your butts.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 10:49 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 02:49 AM (4ixH5)
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and your ifs and your ands
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 10:51 PM (ufJKx)
Feeling peckish.
I feel peckish.
I need to peck at something.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 10:53 PM (4ixH5)
I don't even know what whack is, but dammit I am a determined learner.
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 10:59 PM (ufJKx)
I don't know if this has been discussed here but that old saying about not worrying about the voters IF your peeps COUNT the votes -Barky quietly awarded the contract to count the electronic votes so a Soro's controlled Spanish company AND his mostly successful effort to install commie-aligned Secretary of State candidates around the country in the last few years makes me worry about the fix being in. Am I being paranoid?
Posted by: zeera at May 08, 2012 11:00 PM (XtxRN)
Posted by: zeera at May 09, 2012 03:00 AM (XtxRN)
Don't worry, you can always trust us.
Posted by: The Man at May 08, 2012 11:06 PM (4ixH5)
This is pretty neat.
East Germany just after the wall came down and tehn ten years later.
Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 08, 2012 11:13 PM (4ixH5)
Fort Downmorons has a long history dating back to the pre-moccasin days of the 1/32nd tribe of East Fappalachia. The 1/32nd's were a fierce group that often took slaves and tortured them with hour upon hour of droning endless bullshit. Originally, the 1/32nds called Fort Downmorons: ProgBullshit.
During the first revolution of the Rightthinkers, ProgBullshit was overrun after a long siege and renamed Fort Downmorons. Turd Trebuchets and Poop-a-pults were the earliest siege weapons used in the region. Later, a steady rain of skinned hobo carcasses were flung over the walls at the 1/32nds.
After the first fall of Fort Downmorons, all the walu-rite wodka in the region was consumed so that the over-running hordes could generate enough piss to complete shame the 1/32nds. To the great dismay of the hordes, it was discovered that 1/32nds are completely oblivious to shame.
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 11:16 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 02:59 AM (ufJKx)
Whack on, whack...off?
Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 03:06 AM (4ixH5)
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My hearing ain't so good, were those commercials for the clapper or the slapper?
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 11:18 PM (ufJKx)
*Bites lip*
Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 03:26 AM (4ixH5)
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And here I was hoping that the link had something to do with Rachel Ward adjusting my willy. Damn.
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 11:30 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: epobirs at May 09, 2012 03:35 AM (kcfmt)
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I have seen the red paint scene. Is there more to know?
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 11:38 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 08, 2012 11:41 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 03:41 AM (4ixH5)
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One issue voters -- legal drugs.
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 11:46 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Lampshade at May 08, 2012 11:50 PM (lkdo/)
*He meekly admitted*
Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 03:43 AM (4ixH5)
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you and I posted the same photo two minutes apart. I wasn't sure it would get past your work block. After I posted it (and Fred Rodgers flipped me off again) I came back to find your post of exactly the same thing.
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 11:50 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2012 11:52 PM (ufJKx)
Is it wrong for me to say I have this huge mancrush on Thomas Sowell?
"The 14th Amendment? What is the Constitution or the laws when it comes to ideological soul mates, especially young soul mates who remind the aging 1960s radicals of their youth?"
Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 08, 2012 11:57 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Lampshade at May 09, 2012 12:00 AM (lkdo/)
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 03:46 AM (ufJKx)
Here's how I see it. Of Obama's 52%, most of them voted for him because everyone assumed the black guy would legalize. (Hell, I thought that would be the one thing his clusterfucking administration would get right...pppfffffttttt!!!!!) A sizeable minority of white dimwits voted for him because voting for First Black President made them feel good (do we need to address the black vote in that regard?). The rest were just dumbfucks who thought, "Well, he seems like a nice guy/has a nice smile/wore a tie like what I have/mommy and daddy didn't love me enough as a child" yada yada yada.
Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 12:01 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 03:52 AM (ufJKx)
I feel your pain.
Posted by: Slick Willy at May 09, 2012 12:02 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Lampshade at May 09, 2012 12:03 AM (lkdo/)
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 03:50 AM (ufJKx)
Mr. Rodgers is SUCH an asshole!
Posted by: Robert finally had a snack at May 09, 2012 12:04 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 04:01 AM (4ixH5)
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the eternal lesson of all prohibitions is that those that are willing to murder for money will get rich. the eternal lesson of our current system is that money buys our politicians. you can connect the dots ...
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 12:06 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Lampshade at May 09, 2012 12:07 AM (lkdo/)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 12:09 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Robert finally had a snack at May 09, 2012 12:10 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:09 AM (bxiXv)
Then that child is the bestest child in the whole world.
The kid behind me LOVED the Hulk and let everyone know it.
Posted by: Robert finally had a snack at May 09, 2012 12:13 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert finally had a snack at May 09, 2012 12:16 AM (4ixH5)
Here's Obama giving a gentle handjob to Hugo Chavez.
Here's Eric Holder smuggling thousands of assault rifles to Mexican drug cartels.
Here's a pony!
Posted by: Robert finally had a snack at May 09, 2012 04:10 AM (4ixH5)
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Doubled down as well --
Here's forfeiture of property by accusation alone.
Here's 40 years of pension for punishing people that never did anything to you or anyone else.
Look at the size of the package on that pony.
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 12:17 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 12:17 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 12:19 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 04:17 AM (ufJKx)
If you have an easier way to move large parcels through a South American jungle I'd like to hear it!
Posted by: The UPS Guy at May 09, 2012 12:20 AM (4ixH5)
Bachmann is now Swiss, apparently.
Posted by: Robert finally had a snack at May 09, 2012 04:18 AM (4ixH5)
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add mushrooms and a fine bun and I'm going for that patty.
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 12:22 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:17 AM (bxiXv)
Expendables 2 has a trailer? I gotta check it out. LOVED the first one. A good action movie with practical FX and guys beating each other up without the assistance of wires like God intended.
Posted by: Robert shall speak no more of snacks at May 09, 2012 12:22 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 12:23 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 12:26 AM (bxiXv)
O RLY?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:23 AM (bxiXv)
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printed in the corporate meda - check
probability of being primarily bullshit > 0.99
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 12:27 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Lampshade at May 09, 2012 12:27 AM (lkdo/)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:19 AM (bxiXv)
The first Hulk movie he looked...bland.
The second Hulk looked loads better but in a sort of 90s Dale Keown kind of way.
This Hulk looked a little more Jack Kirby-esque, but with the added touch that they made him resemble the actor.
As for Ruffalo, I like that he was understated. He's new to the role having replaced Ed Norton, hasn't had time to fit in to it, but still managed to sell the character well. It wasn't *his* movie, it was Downey's and Hemsworth's and Evans' and Jackson's and Johansson's movie. Ruffalo was just the "that guy" of the film. It's not that he was blowing my mind with impeccable acting, but that he could do so well with so little.
Posted by: Robert shall speak no more of snacks at May 09, 2012 12:27 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Zakn at May 09, 2012 12:29 AM (2TqDD)
Posted by: Zakn at May 09, 2012 12:30 AM (2TqDD)
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 12:31 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:26 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Robert shall speak no more of snacks at May 09, 2012 12:33 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 12:40 AM (bxiXv)
I see now.
I am familiar with some of those types of films, I just didn't realize it constituted a genre.
Posted by: Robert heads to Bing at May 09, 2012 12:45 AM (4ixH5)
Good night!
Posted by: Robert shall speak no more of snacks at May 09, 2012 04:34 AM (4ixH5)
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Nah, see posts 418 & 423.
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 12:45 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 12:47 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 12:48 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 09, 2012 12:49 AM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 12:50 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 12:51 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:48 AM (bxiXv)
Face/Off was great. Haven't seen it in years. All I can remember is John Travolta going all sexual predator in his daughter's bedroom while she's prancing around in her little white panties.
Wonder if it's on bluray yet?
Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 12:52 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:51 AM (bxiXv)
Didn't Chan do a movie a couple of years back where he plays a Chinese budding drug lord in Japan?
It was supposed to be a pretty serious movie.
Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 12:54 AM (4ixH5)
and GOOD MORNING, VIC ...
the politeness trifecta as it were ...
Posted by: Adriane at May 09, 2012 12:59 AM (uqZVH)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 12:59 AM (bxiXv)
Oh, no, wait. He's too busy sucking Obama's cock to do something so daring.
Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 01:28 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Zakn at May 09, 2012 01:33 AM (2TqDD)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 01:34 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: zeera at May 09, 2012 01:39 AM (XtxRN)
Posted by: Zakn at May 09, 2012 01:45 AM (2TqDD)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 05:34 AM (bxiXv)
Can write books about cars or screwing in the backs of cars.
Lots of screwing.
Mmmmm...
My mind is wadnering tonight, I think.
Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 01:48 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 01:57 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 02:14 AM (4ixH5)
Heh, heh, heh.
I guess it's not that having an "Ask the First Lady" deal on Twitter is a *bad* idea. It's just that these clowns don't realize how unpopular they and their stupid policies are, and so they get a shock when they allow us peasants to say what we really think.
Heh, heh, heh.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 09, 2012 08:14 AM (exvgC)
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