June 10, 2012
— Maetenloch And we're off on a happy new week with the possibility of an improved new new comment thingy coming soon.
To follow up on what Ace talked about on Saturday here's a video where Dennis Prager breaks down what causes unhappiness and how you can avoid it. It's a short video (4.5 min) and well worth watching.
And here's a video where he discusses why happiness is a moral obligation we have to others. If you've ever been married to or the child of an unhappy person, you know what a lifeforce-sapping toll it takes on other people's lives.
These videos are all part of Prager University where he and others have attempted to distill key ideas and wisdom from their lives into pithy 5 minute videos.
Hell I've lived in worse dorms and summer camps, and I still don't have a Playstation 3.
Terror suspects held at the notorious Guantanamo Bay prison are allowed to use computer games consoles, attend art classes and watch Harry Potter DVDs, it emerged today.Detainees, said to be among the world's most dangerous terrorists, also have access to libraries with hundreds of books and magazines, and can work out at a multigym or play football.
Revealing images from the controversial jail in Cuba shed new light on conditions for the inmates, a group which US officials believe includes senior al Qaeda figures such as bomb-makers, strategists, financiers and terrorist trainers.
Each block has a library of more than 200 books, in Arabic, English and Russian, as well as DVDs and magazines, such as National Geographic.Harry Potter DVDs are said to be particularly popular among the inmates, and the books in English include works by Thomas Hardy, Bill Bryson and Isaac Asimov.
Sixteen PlayStation 3 consoles and 16 Nintendo DS handheld computer games are available, with popular games including football and motor racing.
Wait didn't Obama promise to close down Gitmo on his first day in office?
Here's what they look like on the outside:
And here's what's happening on the inside:
How To Write, Print & Publish Digital Books
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The digital book can then be exported to popular e-book stores such as Amazon, iBooks, Lulu.com, etc. The e-books are also format-compatible with many e-book readers such as iPad, Kindle, Nook, and more. To make sure it's suitable for you, you can try the online demo and see how Booktype works.
Well these days the biggest obstacle to publishing your own book is just writing it. Which is how it should be I suppose.
7 Phrases That Are Great Signs It's Time to Stop Talking
Yep all of these are a heads-up that stupidity/douchebaggery will follow.
"I'm Not a Racist, But ...""I'm Not Afraid of What Anyone Thinks"
"Fwd: FW: FW: ..."
Dedicated to all the hardworking trolls out there.
How Internet Killed the Porn Star
Free porn is killing the professional industry reports Louis Theroux in the Guardian."Fees for scenes, not surprisingly, have taken a hit. "Some girls get $600 [£390] for a scene now," the retired performer JJ Michaels tells me. "It might be $900-$1,000 for a big-name girl. It used to get up to $3,000." For guys, rates can be $150 or lower [25 cents for every dollar a woman earns, AT]"
Musicians have adjusted to declining music sales by increasing the number of live shows and porn stars are doing something similar:
"It's an open secret in the porn world that many female performers are supplementing their income by "hooking on the side".For many female performers nowadays, the movies are merely a sideline, a kind of advertising for their real business of prostitution."
Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings
Top 10 commenters:
1 [664 comments] 'Niedermeyer's Dead Horse' [93.24 posts/day]
2 [410 comments] 'buzzion'
3 [380 comments] 'CoolCzech'
4 [333 comments] 'Robert'
5 [321 comments] 'nickless'
6 [297 comments] 'momma'
7 [292 comments] 'Vic'
8 [290 comments] 'mama winger'
9 [281 comments] 'ACE Union Member'
10 [281 comments] 'garrett'
Top 10 sockpuppeteers - enjoy these while you still can:
1 [72 names] 'Cicero' [10.11 unique names/day]
2 [70 names] 'ACE Union Member'
3 [59 names] 'kbdabear'
4 [51 names] 'maverick muse'
5 [49 names] 't-bird'
6 [37 names] 'Islamic Rage Boy'
7 [36 names] 'Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual'
8 [34 names] 'davidt'
9 [30 names] 'Scobface'
10 [29 names] 'CoolCzech'
The group. Yeah.
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Posted by: New Kinder, Gentler Moron Horde at June 10, 2012 06:13 PM (9F2c1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:14 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 06:16 PM (sYijI)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:16 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at June 10, 2012 06:16 PM (9F2c1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:17 PM (niZvt)
Gotcha ya!
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 06:17 PM (sYijI)
What??
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 10:12 PM (niZvt)
That's what she said.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 06:17 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2012 06:18 PM (LK3ef)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 10, 2012 06:18 PM (cXcna)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 10:16 PM (niZvt)
Dude. All that guy gets is covered in slime. That is where that old Nickelodeon show idea came from.
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 06:18 PM (sYijI)
Posted by: A nicer and kinder Jumbo Shrimp at June 10, 2012 06:19 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: polynikes at June 10, 2012 06:19 PM (ZFXqT)
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 10:17 PM (GULKT)
She meant you. Her ear really isn't a sexual orifice.
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 06:20 PM (sYijI)
Posted by: CDR M at June 10, 2012 06:20 PM (EFzYw)
Posted by: torabora at June 10, 2012 06:20 PM (6XfA3)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:21 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:23 PM (niZvt)
So when is NOW or any of the other "equal pay for equal work" groups going to start protesting about male's lower wages? It's time to take to the streets, I say.
Posted by: RDS at June 10, 2012 06:23 PM (YAGV/)
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 10:17 PM (GULKT)
She meant you. Her ear really isn't a sexual orifice.
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 10:20 PM (sYijI)
Well I disagree, you should definitely be able to turn a lady on with your words.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 06:23 PM (GULKT)
Gonna bookmark it and come back to it from time to time as needed.
Thanks for posting that.
Posted by: Sgt. York at June 10, 2012 06:23 PM (pqW4Y)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2012 10:22 PM (Y+DPZ)
No, if it's not accessible from the front page it doesn't get scanned.
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 10, 2012 06:23 PM (VDusq)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:24 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: A nicer and kinder Jumbo Shrimp at June 10, 2012 06:24 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 10:23 PM (niZvt)
Shit that was some funny!
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 06:24 PM (sYijI)
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 10, 2012 10:23 PM (VDusq)
Well those threads do actually exist in the minx database.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 06:24 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: MrPaulRevere at June 10, 2012 06:24 PM (1grxW)
Just a whole lot less of them thanks to the spending priorities of the British government
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2012 06:25 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: teej at June 10, 2012 06:25 PM (cDwCa)
Posted by: Alex at June 10, 2012 06:25 PM (aNu4E)
Posted by: AmishDude at June 10, 2012 06:25 PM (J5tI6)
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at June 10, 2012 06:26 PM (dBvlk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 06:26 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 10, 2012 06:26 PM (jucos)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 10:24 PM (niZvt)
So, you find him sexy too?
Good to know.
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 06:27 PM (sYijI)
Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2012 06:27 PM (FcR7P)
No sockpuppets....no peace!
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 10, 2012 10:24 PM (OWjjx)
Yes, we must maintain the integrity of the Sock Puppet... without the ability to falsify identity? We'd never win another election!...
Ohhhh... you mean at AOS? Never mind...
Posted by: DNC at June 10, 2012 06:28 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 06:28 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2012 06:28 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:28 PM (niZvt)
And, frankly, as a brilliant doctor, that's making me rather angry.
Posted by: Dr. Bruce Banner at June 10, 2012 06:28 PM (Hj69h)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 06:29 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at June 10, 2012 06:29 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:29 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 10, 2012 06:29 PM (jucos)
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 06:30 PM (sYijI)
Posted by: MrCaniac at June 10, 2012 06:30 PM (1grxW)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Class Clown (Retired) at June 10, 2012 06:31 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2012 10:27 PM (FcR7P)
And as Prager likes to point out the unhappy and moody aren't stupid - they always marry people happier than themselves.
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 10, 2012 06:31 PM (VDusq)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 10, 2012 10:29 PM (jucos)
Here's your sockpuppeh http://tinyurl.com/7b9jwxw
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 06:31 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: jonsten at June 10, 2012 06:31 PM (fVgpT)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 10, 2012 06:31 PM (jucos)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:31 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: teej at June 10, 2012 06:32 PM (Xfofp)
Has someone cob-logger figured out if JasonJ from 1505 anger thread is legit and if he is okay?
Damn. With all this shit going down both situations are horrific. (legit or not legit)
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 06:32 PM (sYijI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 06:32 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: MrCaniac at June 10, 2012 06:32 PM (1grxW)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 10, 2012 06:32 PM (DGIjM)
So I can see his point about a bad mood being like body odor when it comes to how you treat others.
But there is a fine line between acting happy and acting shallow and fake.
The first one, I can see Prager's point. But I completely loathe the idea of presenting a fake image. It is just being dishonest.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2012 06:32 PM (LK3ef)
Super day today at the range, with many loud explosions and ample clouds of smoke. Both black powder pistols performed superbly.
And the ONT is icing on the cake. Many thanks Maet.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 10, 2012 06:33 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 10:31 PM (niZvt)
Actually morons, my nips were covered in cool whip and you couldn't see them. I was wearing my very famous cool whip bikini.
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 06:33 PM (sYijI)
Thank you. Posted by: A nicer and kinder Jumbo Shrimp
Hi!
I haven't updated my nic, but I don't think I need to, do I? Should I ask Peaches?
Posted by: Dianna at June 10, 2012 06:33 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 10:33 PM (sYijI)
You're Ali Larter? How you doin'?
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 06:34 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:34 PM (niZvt)
There's another funny story about that. Kilgore of Little Orange Cheetohs was complimenting Ace's post about anger the other night, and the whole cult went batshit on him
He snarked;
"Anti-anger article sparks outrage"
http://tinyurl.com/7hzrz2l
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2012 06:34 PM (Y+DPZ)
Accountant pick up lines:
Lady, you make my pants file for an extension!
Technically, having sex with me is **just like** a charitable gift.
Baby, you've got a lovely pair of W-2s.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2012 06:34 PM (4q5tP)
My son is there for most of the week and wants authentic Chicago pizza...
any recommendations for where he should go?
Yes. Pizzeria Duo.
Uno is the original, but it's too crowded. Duo is the same food but it's across the street and less crowded.
Of course, Uno is a national chain now, but it's still cool to get it in one of the original places.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 10, 2012 06:35 PM (J5tI6)
Lady, you make my pants file for an extension!
Technically, having sex with me is **just like** a charitable gift.
Baby, you've got a lovely pair of W-2s.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2012 10:34 PM (4q5tP)
Has someone worked in "Chapter 11 inches" yet?
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 06:36 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: a nicer and kinder Jumbo Shrimp at June 10, 2012 06:37 PM (DGIjM)
any recommendations for where he should go?
Chicago Pizza & Oven Grinder
Posted by: The Dude at June 10, 2012 06:37 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: teej at June 10, 2012 06:37 PM (ZFXqT)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:38 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 06:38 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Hummingbird at June 10, 2012 06:38 PM (R5yLq)
/also, thank you for letting us comment again Ace! It is GREATLY appreciated!
Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2012 06:38 PM (z63Tr)
Is it going to be possible to keep our nicks? Not that anyone would want mine.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Mike in CFL at June 10, 2012 06:38 PM (motsG)
Posted by: a nicer and kinder Jumbo Shrimp at June 10, 2012 06:38 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: DAve at June 10, 2012 06:39 PM (7DzUd)
Posted by: Steel Lynx at June 10, 2012 06:39 PM (3xuDv)
Posted by: jonsten
Yes, damnit, he has.
My advice to the staff? This will not work out well for you. Pick up your collective skirts and run.
They won't, of course; if there's one thing you tend to notice in nonprofit world, it's loyalty, and a certain lack of a proper sense of self-preservation.
Posted by: Dianna at June 10, 2012 06:39 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: The Dude at June 10, 2012 06:39 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: a nicer and kinder Jumbo Shrimp at June 10, 2012 06:40 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:41 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: eman at June 10, 2012 06:41 PM (6KkLK)
Posted by: Big T Party at June 10, 2012 06:43 PM (EhUTA)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:43 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: a nicer and kinder Jumbo Shrimp at June 10, 2012 10:40 PM (DGIjM)
best pie is town though it's not a traditional pie, it's a upside down/ pot pie contraption. Giordanos if you want the best Chicago style
Posted by: The Dude at June 10, 2012 06:44 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: teej at June 10, 2012 06:44 PM (ZFXqT)
Posted by: happy llittle trees at June 10, 2012 06:44 PM (bqjJT)
Good evening, Hummingbird! Thank you for your wishes, and I am - it's the first night of vacation. Tomorrow I must first tolerate a doctor's visit (routine, but boring) and then I get to drive up to Oakland to tour a building my foundation gave a grant for (and probably be pitched, but that's ok, that's my job) and then get lunch.
What are you looking forward to, and what are you doing up at going on for 8 in the evening?
Posted by: Dianna at June 10, 2012 06:45 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Big T Party at June 10, 2012 10:43 PM (EhUTA)
I think its because everywhere else they forget to add an ingredient. What is it?
Oh yeah, pretensiousness
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 06:45 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Lord Baraka Obama at June 10, 2012 06:46 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:46 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi at June 10, 2012 06:46 PM (sRUq2)
>>107There are only two places in America where I have found good pizza, Chicago and New York. You get pizza anywhere else an it just isn't the same.<<
That's because they drop their pants and sit on it there before they give it to customers.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2012 06:47 PM (43Ifi)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:48 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 10, 2012 06:48 PM (sRUq2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 06:48 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 10:45 PM (GULKT)
more about the quality of the sausage though I have to admit that I had a good pie down in Memphis
Posted by: The Dude at June 10, 2012 06:48 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: a nicer and kinder Jumbo Shrimp at June 10, 2012 06:48 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:50 PM (niZvt)
I wonder if male pornstars get paid by the inch
Posted by: DAve at June 10, 2012 06:50 PM (7DzUd)
>>If it's from Chicago, it isn't pizza.<<
Yeah, what do the wops in Italy know about pizza, really?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2012 06:50 PM (43Ifi)
Although that's the kind of topic that can blow up in your face
Posted by: DAve at June 10, 2012 06:51 PM (7DzUd)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 06:51 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2012 10:32 PM (LK3ef)
I know what you're saying but that's not at all what Prager's advocating. In the longer versions of this talk he goes into more detail on being authentic and still happy. The truth is no one appreciates the 'honesty' of a constant grump and wet blanket.
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 10, 2012 06:51 PM (VDusq)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:52 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: a nicer and kinder Jumbo Shrimp at June 10, 2012 06:52 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Hummingbird at June 10, 2012 06:52 PM (R5yLq)
Yeah, what do the wops in Italy know about pizza, really?
Nothing the WOPS in Italy aren't Italian.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2012 06:52 PM (Pdnm2)
Posted by: eman at June 10, 2012 06:53 PM (6KkLK)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:53 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Hrothgar the Happy at June 10, 2012 06:53 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: Male Porn Star at June 10, 2012 06:53 PM (3xuDv)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 10, 2012 06:54 PM (uB19f)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 10:51 PM (Z9EHQ)
So in New York the ingredient they add is "pretentiousness" just as I said.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 06:54 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Sweet Meteor of Death at June 10, 2012 06:54 PM (9F2c1)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 10, 2012 06:55 PM (yM49S)
"He that diligently seeketh good procureth favour: but he that seeketh mischief, it shall come unto him."Proverbs 11:27
What are your goals? What is your reputation? How does your life affect others? If the answer to all three questions is doing good and helping others, you will obtain the blessed favor of God and men (Luke 2:52). If the answer is to serve yourself and cause trouble for others, then certain punishment is coming from God and men (Ps 7:15-16; 9:15-16).
The key is how you treat others. If you are good to men, you will be blessed. David and Peter wrote, “For he that will love life, and see good days, let him refrain his tongue from evil, and his lips that they speak no guile: Let him eschew evil, and do good; let him seek peace, and ensue it. For the eyes of the Lord are over the righteous, and his ears are open unto their prayers: but the face of the Lord is against them that do evil” (Ps 34:12-16; I Pet 3:10-12).
If
you are selfish or hurtful to others, if you are critical or negative, if you
are bitter or envious, or if you sow discord or irritate others, then you are in
for a painful and troubled life. It is that simple. As the saying declares,
“What goes around comes around.” David wrote, “The wicked in his pride doth
persecute the poor: let them be taken in the devices that they have imagined”
(Ps 10:2). You will be exposed and punished (11:29; 26:17-2
!
Posted by: Sunday at June 10, 2012 06:55 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 06:55 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Barry "ChoomWagon AssBlaster" at June 10, 2012 06:56 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: DAve at June 10, 2012 06:56 PM (7DzUd)
You
are alive to do good (Eccl 3:12), to serve (Mark 9:35; 10:44; Gal 5:13). Paul
warned not to forget to do good (Heb 13:16), for your good service to others
will be remembered in the last day (Matt 25:40; Heb 6:10). Consider the
blessings (Ps 37:1-5,23-2
!
What good could you do right now for someone? Do it! Now! Why wait? You are being selfish! Knowing you could and should do good, and not doing it, is sin (James 4:17)!
Posted by: Sunday at June 10, 2012 06:56 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: Alaskan Warthog at June 10, 2012 06:57 PM (zqFWm)
Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2012 06:57 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 10:48 PM (niZvt)
I thought that was just a sly way of talking about porn star women.
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 06:57 PM (sYijI)
157 Where do pizza rolls figure in this discussion?
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 10:55 PM (niZvt)
4 am on a Friday night after you wake up from your drunken blackout.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 06:57 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Choom OTUS at June 10, 2012 06:57 PM (3xuDv)
>>If it's from Chicago, it isn't pizza.<<
Yeah, what do the wops in Italy know about pizza, really?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2012 10:50 PM (43Ifi)
Actually, some of the worst pizza I've ever had was in Italy -- but, then, the philosophy is all different. There, it's just a little thing in a string of things to eat -- here, it's a meal.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 06:57 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at June 10, 2012 06:57 PM (niZvt)
The Pakis don't really count, because their version of kill the infidels isn't as pure as the Iranian version! This is obvious when you consider that the Pakis have had nuclear weapons for some time now and haven't yet used them. If Iran had had operational nukes for the same amount of time, it is a good bet that they would have used them.
Posted by: Hrothgar the Happy at June 10, 2012 06:59 PM (i3+c5)
Here ya go, now turn that frown upside down!
http://tinyurl.com/cpfbb6u
Posted by: SNL at June 10, 2012 06:59 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 06:59 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Ma Bell, not angry, for now at June 10, 2012 06:59 PM (uVuwp)
Rightly left out of the pizza discussion: Stouffers French Bread Pizza. 9 oz of dough, 1 oz each of sauce, cheese, pepperoni.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2012 06:59 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Male Porn Star at June 10, 2012 10:53 PM (3xuDv)
I was wondering why that was pre-printed on the contract along with the number and gender of people I'd encounter, while there was a blank space for my name.......also explains the crossed-out "happy ending" clause.
Posted by: Bruce the Shark at June 10, 2012 07:00 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Scobface at June 10, 2012 07:00 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at June 10, 2012 07:00 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: DAve at June 10, 2012 07:01 PM (7DzUd)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2012 07:01 PM (4q5tP)
Islamic World Must Have Nuclear Weapons, says Iran.
The Pakistanis were saying this back in the 70's ...
Posted by: Arbalest at June 10, 2012 07:02 PM (8Fr3u)
there is a great pizza place in Lincoln, called Yiayia's, they have the weirdest pizzas but they are all really good
and they have over 100 beers available as well
if there is one place that I could transport to my current location, it would be that place
Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2012 07:03 PM (LK3ef)
Posted by: steevy at June 10, 2012 07:03 PM (Xb3hu)
One of the heartwarming things about the past few weeks has been watching the continuing face plants by Obama and company.
In the spirit of comity, I wish them continued success in their endeavors.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 10, 2012 07:03 PM (SAMxH)
>>Nothing the WOPS in Italy aren't Italian.<<
What? Do they have high cheekbones too? Alert Elizabeth Warren.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2012 07:03 PM (43Ifi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 07:04 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at June 10, 2012 07:04 PM (dBvlk)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 11:02 PM (niZvt)
Is "niZvt" the sound of the electrical short you get when you pull the sock halfway off and snag a wire?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 07:05 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2012 11:02 PM (4q5tP)
doesn't exist, only Italian beef or muffaletta
Posted by: The Dude at June 10, 2012 07:05 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 10:57 PM (kaalw) <<
Same here, actually. I just get tired of faggots saying New York/ Chicago/ Fresno pizza is the best.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2012 07:05 PM (43Ifi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 07:06 PM (Z9EHQ)
*hits Pixy's hamster*
*blog works better than ever, italics and everything else works again*
Now deez are some Happy Days.
Posted by: The Fonz at June 10, 2012 07:06 PM (PLNtL)
Posted by: DAve at June 10, 2012 07:07 PM (7DzUd)
Posted by: a nicer and kinder Jumbo Shrimp at June 10, 2012 07:07 PM (DGIjM)
You'll be hearing from us.
Posted by: Homosexual Pizza Makers Union, Fresno at June 10, 2012 07:07 PM (LK3ef)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 07:07 PM (kaalw)
School of Fish: Three Strange Days
http://tinyurl.com/calj6bv
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 07:08 PM (sYijI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 07:09 PM (Z9EHQ)
"As a (fill in the blank with whatever group identity that you think will immediately gain you the high moral ground and win the argument without the messy details of facts or logic) . . ."
Posted by: filbert at June 10, 2012 07:09 PM (smvTK)
Posted by: Pixy at June 10, 2012 07:09 PM (LK3ef)
Posted by: Scobface at June 10, 2012 07:09 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 07:09 PM (kaalw)
>>208College towns tend to have interesting pizza places, frequently staffed by comely young lasses who are just figuring out this "do what they tell me and get paid" thing.<<
They've got poles in pizza places now?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2012 07:09 PM (43Ifi)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2012 07:10 PM (LK3ef)
I wonder what Obama's going to say about this.
Posted by: Scobface at June 10, 2012 11:09 PM (IoNBC)
"Watch this drive!"
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 07:10 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Pixy at June 10, 2012 11:09 PM (LK3ef)
Don't worry. Pixy posts as Pixy Misa
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 07:10 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 07:11 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2012 07:11 PM (nrW1y)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2012 11:10 PM (LK3ef)
Little of each....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 07:11 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Class Clown (Retired) at June 10, 2012 07:11 PM (IoNBC)
I never cooked a pizza on it. I cook all the other frozen foods on it: fish, chicken, nuggets, fries, etc.
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 07:12 PM (sYijI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 07:12 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2012 07:12 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: DAve at June 10, 2012 07:13 PM (7DzUd)
>>Islamic World Must Have Nuclear Weapons, says Iran.<<
No problem. We'll drop as many on you as necessary.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2012 07:13 PM (43Ifi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 07:13 PM (Z9EHQ)
The sad fact is that from about 1920 to about 1970, New York really was in a class of its own. But now it isn't, and New Yorkers are increasingly retreating into fantasy. There isn't one single product that one can get in New York that one can't get just about anywhere else in the USA courtesy of online commerce and FedEx. Its much-vaunted cultural life fades on close examination. The city has half a dozen decent museums, just like every other large city on Earth. The theater world consists almost entirely of revivals or stunt-shows based on movies. People don't go to shows in New York to see the shows, they go in order to be going to a show in New York, the way people once did.
The only industries which hasn't been driven out of New York by punitive taxation and union thuggery are media and publishing, which have future prospects about on par with the buggy-whip or celluloid collar trade. "Wall Street" has been moving out of New York piecemeal for years. The financial industry is based in places like Atlanta, Charlotte, and Omaha.
I enjoy visiting New York, but I recognize it for what it is: a city desperately struggling to maintain its image as a hip and exciting place. Its inhabitants fling more of their own and everyone else's money at this project, but in time reality will win out. New York will join Philadelphia and Boston as faded American "cultural capitals" dreaming of past glories while the streets go unpaved.
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 10, 2012 07:13 PM (JXPUp)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Class Clown (Retired) at June 10, 2012 07:13 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 07:14 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: The littl shyning man at June 10, 2012 07:15 PM (PH+2B)
Posted by: The Dude at June 10, 2012 07:15 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: 66chevelle at June 10, 2012 07:15 PM (QjSgY)
>>I get very tired of New Yorkers insisting that the best "____" can only be found in New York. You can fill in the "____" with just about anything: pizza, ice cream sodas, falafel, bagels, coffee, hot dogs, bookstores, movie theaters, nightclubs, delicatessens, music, panhandlers . . . you name it, there's a self-satisfied New Yorker bragging about it.<<
How about airplane pilots?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2012 07:15 PM (43Ifi)
Well, no one pays attention to the guys in porn, only a few have really become "stars", so they're pretty much anonymous and doing 3 or 4 scenes a month would pay the rent, not a bad gig really.
Posted by: booger at June 10, 2012 07:15 PM (dMT9X)
Posted by: DAve at June 10, 2012 07:15 PM (7DzUd)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2012 07:15 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Big T Party at June 10, 2012 07:17 PM (EhUTA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 07:17 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2012 07:17 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 07:18 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: 66chevelle at June 10, 2012 11:15 PM (QjSgY)
I've always enjoyed that someone like Rush Limbaugh will occasionally use Pantera and, surprisingly, good ole lefty pinkos Rage Against The Machine.
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 07:18 PM (F79HU)
Can't we all just get along?
Posted by: Bagel Bites at June 10, 2012 07:18 PM (PLNtL)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 10, 2012 07:19 PM (JXPUp)
>>hey, hey hey now, I am not a new-york-ophile but it is an order of magnitude better and away from philly or boston.<<
High praise indeed.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2012 07:19 PM (43Ifi)
Posted by: DAve at June 10, 2012 07:19 PM (7DzUd)
Posted by: Scobface at June 10, 2012 07:19 PM (IoNBC)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 10, 2012 07:20 PM (JXPUp)
But on a diet bread is the enemy.
Thinking about bagels give me a sad.
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 07:20 PM (F79HU)
It's a trap! Sticks to the grill, burns, and makes an awful mess.
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at June 10, 2012 07:21 PM (dBvlk)
Posted by: Big T Party at June 10, 2012 07:21 PM (EhUTA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 07:22 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2012 07:22 PM (LK3ef)
Posted by: mpfs at June 10, 2012 07:23 PM (Fy6L7)
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 07:23 PM (GULKT)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shlqm9P0weU
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2012 11:22 PM (xKC/c)
\m/
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 07:23 PM (F79HU)
Fox's - 102? and Western or South of Midway on Calumet? or is it Cicero?
Posted by: DaveA at June 10, 2012 07:24 PM (NqmTy)
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2012 07:24 PM (is/qO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2012 11:22 PM (Qx5we)
/passes joint to Bebe.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 07:24 PM (GULKT)
Where to find the Dennis Prager show
http://tinyurl.com/6lqe5lh
Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2012 11:23 PM (LK3ef)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 07:26 PM (F79HU)
Hope no one finds this terribly shocking.
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 10, 2012 07:26 PM (yM49S)
Posted by: Big T Party at June 10, 2012 07:26 PM (EhUTA)
Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2012 07:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 07:27 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: DAve at June 10, 2012 11:19 PM (7DzUd)
Hey, back in the day Bakersfield was totally happening -- home of The Bakersfield Sound, as practiced by folks like Merle Haggard and Buck Owens.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 07:27 PM (kaalw)
Strapping Young Lad - You Suck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ0xZDuuJjA
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 07:28 PM (F79HU)
Hope no one finds this terribly shocking.
Nah, they've been doing that for quite a while now, pretty established as far as i know.
Posted by: booger at June 10, 2012 07:29 PM (dMT9X)
But I understand how it can be a drain on others. I keep my moping mostly to myself.
Posted by: fb at June 10, 2012 07:29 PM (NXd0Q)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 07:29 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 10, 2012 07:30 PM (C8mVl)
Sorry, takes time to hunt down these links for you to ignore.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2012 07:30 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 07:31 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 07:31 PM (kaalw)
"are we going to have dancing girls or anything here this evening because I am not really being entertained."
I just deleted a girl on facebook. She worked with me. Found out she was a hooker. Don't think wife would appreciate that.
Posted by: Sunday at June 10, 2012 07:31 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2012 07:32 PM (qhHI4)
>>hey, hey hey now, I am not a new-york-ophile but it is an order of magnitude better and away from philly or boston.<<
Throw in Hollywood, and if al Qaeda were to take them out, what would you call it?
A damned good start.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2012 07:32 PM (43Ifi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 11:29 PM (Z9EHQ)
Well if you had asked earlier I would have put on a push-up bra and a mini-skirt and danced my erotic dance of lascivious eroticism.
But now I got to get ready for woik.
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 07:32 PM (F79HU)
"I am old and accomplished and have as much money as I will ever need so lets teach that punk a lesson or so."
haha..true. I like Don. He is funny.
Posted by: Sunday at June 10, 2012 07:32 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2012 07:32 PM (nrW1y)
They can determine your zodiac sign and aoshq handle from just a sliver of your metatarsal.
Posted by: jonsten at June 10, 2012 07:34 PM (fVgpT)
Posted by: Sunday at June 10, 2012 07:34 PM (lkdo/)
I work at a local radio station. It's a music format, but I have enough freedom to work in some jokes and bits. On Tuesday's airshift, I talked briefly about Joe Biden's speech in which he stated that he, the President and their wives might not have made it into college without government intervention. I said, "Frankly, I'm surprised Biden got into college even WITH government intervention." I start the commercial break and go on...
Ten minutes later, one of the other DJs comes into the studio to tell me that I have a caller that wants to take issue with my Biden joke. I answered the phone, and the caller did want to take issue, and by "take issue" I mean "shout me down in unadulterated rage".
RageBoy was extremely offended that I joked about Biden's intelligence, and wanted to know if I'd ever made any jokes about Bush. I told him, "Yes, I'm an equal opportunity offender. But I've only been here two months, and Bush hasn't been in office for over three years, so those jokes are old. Part of my goal here is being topical." Then RageBoy demanded to know if I had ever finished college, and what my degree and GPA was. My reply: "It's none of your business, really" This got him even angrier, he said since I was in radio, I probably barely got my GED.
I tried to ask him why I would have to have a college degree to make a joke about college, and also why it's OK to joke about GW and Palin's intelligence, but not OK to do the same to Dems, but RageBoy was having NONE of that. He just would not shut up, yelling the usual lib PC talking points. Then he said, "I want to talk to your supervisor. I'm not putting up with you talking about Biden and Obama like this! I've listened to this station for 15 years, and I'm getting you fired".
I handed him off to my program director and got back to my airshift. When I came out to get a glass of water ten minutes later, he was STILL on the phone with RageBoy, trying, like me, to get a word in edgewise. When the phone conversation was finally over, he looked at me and said, "That guy is a real @$$hole." I told my PD what I had said and he was amazed that someone would call our station in an angry tirade over something you could hear on Letterman or Leno (granted, it would likely be about a Republican if they told it).
Oh, RageBoy also demanded to know if I was using my real name on the air. The PD told him it was none of his damn business. The last thing I need is this fool going all Kimberlin on me.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, dreaming of big fluffy pillows at June 10, 2012 07:34 PM (A2LXE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 07:34 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: mpfs at June 10, 2012 07:34 PM (Fy6L7)
sitting next to Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne Barr... it's about to form a black hole
Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2012 07:35 PM (LK3ef)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 07:36 PM (kaalw)
I want to go back to freshman year of college. No I don't lol,
Well..wish my health was the same as it was then. Would't have thse pains.
Posted by: Sunday at June 10, 2012 07:36 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 07:37 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 10, 2012 07:37 PM (bxiXv)
http://tinyurl.com/75etj6u
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at June 10, 2012 07:37 PM (dBvlk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 07:38 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: DAve at June 10, 2012 07:38 PM (7DzUd)
any recommendations for where he should go?
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 10, 2012 10:32 PM (DGIjM)
do a search on chowhound. from what i recall, there are a few good spots to the north, but not much to the south, where i usually end up.
Posted by: new bike at June 10, 2012 07:38 PM (zZJJp)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 10, 2012 11:26 PM (yM49S)
Race I can't be sure about. Sex is pretty easy to tell actually for a nearly complete adult skeleton. Baring few exceptions women's hips are a different shape then men making gender easy to ID.
I said "few exceptions" and "adult skeleton" because a) these changes become pronounced after puberty and b) athletes, dancers and the like can screw this change up via their excercise and eating routines.
Posted by: tsrblke at June 10, 2012 07:38 PM (22rSN)
I feel the need to open the window and spew profanities at some random person.
Well the union shovel ready road workers are down the street drinking coffee again tonight. Could yell at them..lol
Posted by: Sunday at June 10, 2012 07:39 PM (lkdo/)
so have you read 7 Effective Habits? Stephen Covey says much the same thing
Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2012 07:39 PM (LK3ef)
And sucking in all of the hot dogs, nachos, soda and beer, and ice cream in the arena? OMG, I hope it doesn't spread outside of the confines of the arena into the city, state, region and continent! It will destroy summer snacking for all of mankind!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2012 07:39 PM (nrW1y)
Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2012 07:40 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: mpfs at June 10, 2012 07:40 PM (Fy6L7)
Oh lawdy, is she really?
Posted by: booger at June 10, 2012 07:40 PM (dMT9X)
Posted by: Hank Johnson, Democrat Intellectual at June 10, 2012 07:41 PM (IoNBC)
I feel the need to open the window and spew profanities at some random person.
Well the union shovel ready roadworkers are down the street drinking coffee again tonight. Could yell at them..lol
Not a good idea. Union shovelready road workers might chase after me with their shovel.
Posted by: Sunday at June 10, 2012 07:41 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: Sunday at June 10, 2012 07:41 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2012 07:42 PM (FcR7P)
Oh lawdy, is she really?"
h8er
Posted by: Courtney Love at June 10, 2012 07:42 PM (3xuDv)
Posted by: booger at June 10, 2012 11:40 PM (dMT9X)
oh I have no idea, but I suspect not, since the Earth still exists and hence a black hole did not form
Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2012 07:43 PM (LK3ef)
The sad fact is that from about 1920 to about 1970, New York really was in a class of its own. But now it isn't, and New Yorkers are increasingly retreating into fantasy. There isn't one single product that one can get in New York that one can't get just about anywhere else in the USA courtesy of online commerce and FedEx. Its much-vaunted cultural life fades on close examination. The city has half a dozen decent museums, just like every other large city on Earth. The theater world consists almost entirely of revivals or stunt-shows based on movies. People don't go to shows in New York to see the shows, they go in order to be going to a show in New York, the way people once did.
The only industries which hasn't been driven out of New York by punitive taxation and union thuggery are media and publishing, which have future prospects about on par with the buggy-whip or celluloid collar trade. "Wall Street" has been moving out of New York piecemeal for years. The financial industry is based in places like Atlanta, Charlotte, and Omaha.
I enjoy visiting New York, but I recognize it for what it is: a city desperately struggling to maintain its image as a hip and exciting place. Its inhabitants fling more of their own and everyone else's money at this project, but in time reality will win out. New York will join Philadelphia and Boston as faded American "cultural capitals" dreaming of past glories while the streets go unpaved.
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 10, 2012 11:13 PM (JXPUp)
Oh cripes, I fucking hate whenever a New York team is playing on tv because the announcers fall over themselves talking about how NY fans are the "smartest" fans in all of sports. Really? Do they forget about those yahoos booing and cheering everyone of their NFL draft busts.
Broadway? We get about 10 shows a year that roll through town that are national tours, and they are just as good as anything on Broadway. Hell, even our city has a nationally know museum that rivals anything in New York. All it takes is for someone local to make it really big, then you get nice stuff in your town.
Financial capital? If it wasn't for Wall Street, New York would be the new Cleveland. MrsCaniac works for one of the major banks, based on the west coast, and she goes to Montana for meetings. All of this bank's back office operations are in small towns, not in large cities like New York.
Posted by: MrCaniac at June 10, 2012 07:43 PM (1grxW)
The private sector is doing just fine
There is still a private sector (just kidding). Hoping to get another part time job at our local airport. Porter job..carrying luggage and stuff. Yes, it is private sector. Some are actually hiring.
Posted by: Sunday at June 10, 2012 07:43 PM (lkdo/)
Ace had a link to Nice Deb a couple posts back with exactly that.
Posted by: jonsten at June 10, 2012 07:43 PM (fVgpT)
Posted by: mpfs at June 10, 2012 11:34 PM (Fy6L7)
Wrath is one of the Seven Deadly Sins. Wikipedia says this about it:
"Wrath (Latin, ira), also known as "rage", may be described as inordinate and uncontrolled feelings of hatred and anger. Wrath, in its purest form, presents with self-destructiveness, violence, and hate that may provoke feuds that can go on for centuries. Wrath may persist long after the person who did another a grievous wrong is dead. Feelings of anger can manifest in different ways, including impatience, revenge, and vigilantism.
Wrath is the only sin not necessarily associated with selfishness or self-interest, although one can of course be wrathful for selfish reasons, such as jealousy, (closely related to the sin of envy). Dante described vengeance as "love of justice perverted to revenge and spite". In its original form, the sin of anger also encompassed anger pointed internally rather than externally. Thus suicide was deemed as the ultimate, albeit tragic, expression of hatred directed inwardly, a final rejection of God's gifts."
Let anger turn you to redoubled virtue, but indulge not the vice of wrath. So get on the fuckin' stick and help get the SCoaMF voted out this November.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 07:43 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 10, 2012 07:44 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: DAve at June 10, 2012 07:44 PM (7DzUd)
I've been wondering about that lately. Big road work is all done at night now. Always a big shutdown on the holidays, too.
Are the unions collecting triple-time for that?
Probably, I could ask them about triple time but they may beat me with their shovel.
My wife comes home from work late sometimes. She said the roads are sometimes jammed/closed up at night. Shovel ready road workers ..fixing the roads.
Posted by: Sunday at June 10, 2012 07:45 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 07:45 PM (Z9EHQ)
It's a good book, worth a re-read if it's been a while
Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2012 07:46 PM (LK3ef)
sitting next to Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne Barr... it's about to form a black hole
Oh lawdy, is she really?"
h8er
Posted by: Courtney Love at June 10, 2012 11:42 PM (3xuDv)
I had a different reaction.....probably because I first read it as: "Oh lardy, is she really?"
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 07:47 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: a nicer and kinder Jumbo Shrimp at June 10, 2012 07:48 PM (DGIjM)
"NY fans are the "smartest" fans in all of sports. Really? "
That's the MSM saying that
"If it wasn't for Wall Street, New York would be the new Cleveland. .. All of this bank's back office operations are in small towns, not in large cities like New York."
Just read an article that the gap between rich and poor in NYC is the largest in the USA. Since the liberals took over, Harlem is larger than ever. Overpopulation
Posted by: Sunday at June 10, 2012 07:49 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: 8th deadly sin (according to progs) at June 10, 2012 07:49 PM (3xuDv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 10, 2012 07:50 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Sunday at June 10, 2012 07:50 PM (lkdo/)
I really hope the Romney campaign has begun putting together a
commercial that uses Obama's "The private sector is doing just fine"
Ace had a link to Nice Deb a couple posts back with exactly that.
Posted by: jonsten at June 10, 2012 11:43 PM (fVgpT)
But it doesn't include the other part. "I sometimes forget how bad the recession has been"
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 07:50 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2012 07:52 PM (nrW1y)
Posted by: Sunday at June 10, 2012 07:53 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 07:53 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, dreaming of big fluffy pillows at June 10, 2012 11:34 PM (A2LXE)
Captain, thanks for taking me back 15 years ago when I was in radio. I really loved getting those phone calls from the people wanting me to fire everybody for the slightest thing. My favorite was when the DJ made a joke after Sam Walton passed away. He said that he would have gone to the funeral, but he didn't have a membership card. This was back when Sam's was getting to be a big thing in town. Everyone at the station was doubled over in laughter, but then we started to get the calls from the Wal Mart associates. Throughout the day, we figured out when the shifts changed because we would get calls whenever they their shifts changed. The sales manager wanted me to record a "fake" apology to air with the recorded joke, that way, we would play the joke the whole day, but the people calling in to complain would actually think we were apologising. The owner nixed the idea though.
Fun times indeed.
Posted by: MrCaniac at June 10, 2012 07:54 PM (1grxW)
I may be missing the point.
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 10, 2012 07:56 PM (KcSFL)
Posted by: Sunday at June 10, 2012 07:56 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 07:56 PM (sYijI)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 10, 2012 07:57 PM (QaXKc)
Montreal bagels are pastry. They're very good, if you like pastry. I wouldn't go so far as to call them bagels, though. Bagels do not contain sugar in any form, whether honey or malt sugar or whatever.
Posted by: Splunge at June 10, 2012 07:57 PM (2IW5Q)
Yeah, last I read there is some connection between time travel and antiparticles. Which is quite cool. Don't know much about it, but it is still cool.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2012 07:59 PM (LK3ef)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 07:59 PM (Z9EHQ)
I've noticed that too, i've also noticed that the roads they're "fixing" around here were perfectly fine before the "fixing". All they did was rip up the top layer of asphalt, that was in good condition to begin with, and put a new layer of asphalt down. I even noticed that one road they ripped the asphalt was brick underneath, why not restore that cool brick road instead of laying down asphalt? Just stupid.
Posted by: booger at June 10, 2012 08:00 PM (dMT9X)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2012 10:53 PM (niZvt)
Have to agree, and the combination is only ten bucks a pie! (So're the others, but I only ever buy the combination.)
I'm not a homophobe, but sometimes I like to sing:
"Pack up your troubles in an old kit bag and smile, smile, smile.
"While you've a lucifer to light your fag, smile boys, that's the style."
Is that wrong?
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 10, 2012 08:00 PM (yM49S)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, dreaming of big fluffy pillows at June 10, 2012 11:34 PM (A2LXE)
Heywood, is that you? How are all the rest of the Jablomie clan?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 08:01 PM (kaalw)
This boils me.
Posted by: Bay Gelle at June 10, 2012 08:01 PM (3xuDv)
Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at June 10, 2012 08:02 PM (aPkU9)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 10, 2012 08:03 PM (QaXKc)
I've noticed that too, i've also noticed that the roads they're "fixing" around here were perfectly fine before the "fixing". All they did was rip up the top layer of asphalt, that was in good condition to begin with, and put a new layer of asphalt down. I even noticed that one road they ripped the asphalt was brick underneath, why not restore that cool brick road instead of laying down asphalt? Just stupid.
Not rational. So i gave up trying to rationalize this. Acceptance makes me happy.
Posted by: Happy-Sunday is over at June 10, 2012 08:04 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 10, 2012 11:45 PM (Z9EHQ)
That is why they have moved their back room stuff to flyover states. But, they are really downsizing all of their front office operations in places like that also. The private banking sections have the "contact" person in the bigger cities, but now their support staff are increasingly leaving there. Not so much because of the rent, but because the customers aren't there either. CEOs don't need to be at the office everyday like they used to. Technology has made the physical office somewhat obsolete.
Posted by: MrCaniac at June 10, 2012 08:05 PM (1grxW)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 10, 2012 08:07 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Mindy at June 10, 2012 08:08 PM (iUV2E)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 10, 2012 08:08 PM (bxiXv)
http://tinyurl.com/86nwe5m
Really? A "call to arms" by Gabby Giffords?
http://tinyurl.com/86rdc66
Yes, it really say 'A call to arms'
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 08:10 PM (sYijI)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 10, 2012 08:11 PM (QaXKc)
Posted by: The Dude at June 10, 2012 08:11 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: Locarno at June 10, 2012 08:11 PM (I0esR)
Posted by: zeera at June 10, 2012 08:12 PM (XtxRN)
Posted by: A-Hole at June 10, 2012 08:12 PM (hNLFW)
We grilled Napali Burgers for dinner tonight. Mix bit of tomato sauce, Garlic Salt, oregano (fresh from the garden), and pepper with ground beef. I mix equal parts parmesan with ricotta or cottage chees. Make a bunch of thin patties. Encase a bit of the mix between two patties and grill em up. Yum. I had to stop prior to the grilling. A buddy launched his balloon at a nearby airport and nearly landed in my back yard. I had to run down to say hi and help him pack it in. Came back, grilled them up and had dinner with my wife.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 10, 2012 08:12 PM (JKNDp)
Good night all
I think I am going to start limiting more my appearances at the HQ, with this current upheaval in blog commenting taking place, now is as good a time as any. I have a very long list of tasks to accomplish this summer and of course the ONT as well as the HQ generally is a major distraction for me. So if you don't see me around as often, that is why.
but I do still appreciate all of your advice and of course your witty banter, and I am grateful that it appears we still do get comments and that you all are here.
take care
Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2012 08:13 PM (LK3ef)
Around my little town they put top soil on the edge of the roads. Even at the end of driveways.
They took off the old dirt first.
Shut down traffic for one entire morning to put up a fucking 'America at work' sign.
Barry lost some votes over that.
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 08:13 PM (sYijI)
Posted by: momma at June 10, 2012 11:56 PM (sYijI)
Dusty Baker must have some pictures of Castellini. I never will know why they hired him. He can take a talented team to the heights of mediocrity.
Posted by: MrCaniac at June 10, 2012 08:15 PM (1grxW)
Posted by: Mindy at June 10, 2012 08:15 PM (iUV2E)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 10, 2012 08:15 PM (QaXKc)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 10, 2012 08:16 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: navycopjoe at June 10, 2012 08:16 PM (iBaHp)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2012 08:16 PM (Qx5we)
Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 10, 2012 08:17 PM (4qU0l)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 10, 2012 08:18 PM (QaXKc)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 10, 2012 08:18 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 10, 2012 08:19 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 10, 2012 08:19 PM (QaXKc)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 10, 2012 08:19 PM (bxiXv)
You wanna know what causes unhappiness?
Wedding cake
Posted by: navycopjoe at June 11, 2012 12:16 AM (iBaHp)
No that's what kills women's sex drives.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2012 08:19 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Fritz at June 10, 2012 08:20 PM (U0t2o)
Posted by: Locarno at June 10, 2012 08:20 PM (I0esR)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 10, 2012 08:22 PM (QaXKc)
Posted by: Jones in CO at June 10, 2012 08:22 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 10, 2012 08:22 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: navycopjoe at June 10, 2012 08:24 PM (xoPDv)
You wanna know what causes unhappiness?
Wedding cake
Posted by: navycopjoe at June 11, 2012 12:16 AM (iBaHp)
I thought that was celibacy?
Posted by: MrCaniac at June 10, 2012 08:24 PM (1grxW)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 10, 2012 08:27 PM (A2LXE)
Raykon is sad, no more begging the ladies to talk to him
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2012 08:27 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: booger at June 10, 2012 08:27 PM (dMT9X)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 10, 2012 08:28 PM (A2LXE)
have to go to registration, because of assholes.
when does registration begin? And will there be any kind of secret handshake?
Posted by: Jones in CO at June 10, 2012 08:30 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 08:30 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: navycopjoe at June 11, 2012 12:24 AM (xoPDv)
if you're out that way, might as well just go to Billy Goat
Posted by: The Dude at June 10, 2012 08:31 PM (tw6Ar)
first it's -
"oh, you've just got to stop drinking and doing drugs"
then it's -
"oh, you have to be happy ... it's the Law!"
well, god damnit which one do you want?
because it can't be both.
Posted by: Shoey at June 10, 2012 08:32 PM (m6OUa)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 10, 2012 08:33 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 10, 2012 08:34 PM (A2LXE)
Posted by: Jones in CO at June 11, 2012 12:30 AM (8sCoq)
Wegistwation is when you'we weady fow it....and you'd betteh bet youw ass thewe's a secwet handshake!
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 10, 2012 08:35 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 11, 2012 12:18 AM (QaXKc)
Wait, what? There's registration now? Or are you making a joke about another blog?
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 10, 2012 08:36 PM (yM49S)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 10, 2012 08:36 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Blog Team C Level Manager Assistant to the alternate board member at June 10, 2012 08:36 PM (QWOh7)
Posted by: Socratease at June 10, 2012 08:36 PM (FgK3r)
Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at June 10, 2012 08:41 PM (0XbWx)
The terrorists have truly won the war. But I'm happy. I'm doing fine. I welcome the new regime.
Posted by: jonsten at June 10, 2012 08:41 PM (fVgpT)
Posted by: Running Hobo at June 10, 2012 08:41 PM (l1oyw)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 10, 2012 08:42 PM (uB19f)
We are pairing music to AOSHQ blog mood on the quarter hour.
Now playing ~ Sentimental Lady, Bob Welch.
Thank you,
Quentin
Posted by: Blog Team C Level Manager Assistant to the alternate board member at June 10, 2012 08:42 PM (QWOh7)
Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at June 10, 2012 08:42 PM (0XbWx)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 11, 2012 12:27 AM (A2LXE)
Doesn't surprise me. I had the nighttime DJ stay at the radio station until I got there in the morning, and he was almost in tears. Some guy called him up and said he wanted to hear some songs right then. The jock said we don't play those songs, he said he didn't care and that if he didn't play them that he was an advertiser and would get him fired. The jock was freaked out but knew he would be in a world of trouble if he played it, so he didn't. While I was telling him what he did was the right thing, the pissed off advertiser called. He wouldn't tell me anything about himself, but that he was going to pull his advertising if I didn't fire the guy, I told him that I would be happy to take his message to the sales manager. He said he would call him, which he did. 10 minutes later the sales manager comes into my office laughing. It turns out that the business owner called him to cancel his advertising, but since the guy was usually drunk, he didn't realize that he hadn't advertised with us in about 4 years. Plus, the sales manager informed him that after checking his records, that he still owed us money for that previous schedule. He hung up quickly.
Posted by: MrCaniac at June 10, 2012 08:43 PM (1grxW)
Let Leonard Cohen bring you down a notch
http://tinyurl.com/6s9urph
Posted by: jonsten at June 10, 2012 08:46 PM (fVgpT)
Posted by: Blog Team C Level Manager Assistant to the alternate board member at June 10, 2012 08:46 PM (QWOh7)
Seems fine here, have you tried deleting your cache and cookies?
Posted by: booger at June 10, 2012 08:50 PM (dMT9X)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 12:33 AM (bxiXv)
===
ya know, if everyone registers as their hash, sock puppets could still be in play. people would just have to sign the bottom of their posts.
Posted by: jc at June 10, 2012 08:50 PM (ufJKx)
http://tinyurl.com/d4rpmor
I see that Ace of AoSHQ has had enough of his comments section. I don’t know the details – and I don’t give a tinker’s dam about the details, frankly – but I do have several rules of thumb for running a comments section.
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2012 08:54 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Toaster at June 10, 2012 08:55 PM (yU1Dt)
Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 10, 2012 08:56 PM (4qU0l)
Whereupon a bunch of folks started joshing around about it.
The thing that Ace knows that they probably didn't is that Aaron Walker spent >>>time in jail<<< and has had to spend mucho $$$ because some internet-challenged judge emeritus bought the theory that he was responsible for commenters on other blogs whose bloggers had issued posts reacting to Aaron's post. Just ponder that for a bit. It wasn't Aaron's post, it wasn't his community of commenters, it wasn't other bloggers directly reacting to Aaron's post......it was commenters on other blogs that had reacted to Aaron's post. And Ace took a deep breath, crafted and rewrote a post a zillion times, and put it on the front page of his blog as the only entry for that day.
And a bunch of *his own commenters* started throwing shit around like the stuff that got Aaron Walker arrested.
Now everyone from Instapundit to Eugene Volokh thinks the judge blew it....but, oddly, it wasn't the judge's ass in the slam temporarily rooming with "Bubba the Shiv." To say that someone should just stand up for what is right without subterfuge or subtlety is too fuckin' easy when it isn't you that pays the bill.
I love being in the Wild West at AoSHQ. The discussion here is the best on the internet, and tends to work around broken commenting systems or iffy hamsters.....but I well understand Ace's take on this -- he's taking on someone who has blown people up, ruined lives, spent years in the pen and repented not at all -- and he's requested no flash photography while he's doing it....and people are setting off firecrackers instead.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 08:58 PM (kaalw)
stuff and would not quit, abusing proxies to sneak past bans, etc. So we
have to go to registration, because of assholes.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 12:19 AM
Raykon is sad, no more begging the ladies to talk to him
Posted by: kbdabear at June 11, 2012 12:27 AM (Y+DPZ)
===
he might be the first one registered.
Posted by: jc at June 10, 2012 08:58 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 09:05 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Berserker at June 10, 2012 09:05 PM (FMbng)
I think he isn't really very close to really understanding unhappiness.
I think, unhappiness is caused by being rejected by Ace.
I mean, if we miss the registration we can't put our two cents in every 6 months or so...
And that would be sad. And sadness makes me unhappy.
My life is pretty much great. But I am not doing everything I thought I would as a kid.
I think, Prager misses the part about having the right priorities in your life and giving your time and efforts to those things that really matter most to you. Like to me, my husband and kids are most important, who cares what the world out there thinks... as long as my family is good... I'm happy. So that is where my time and energy go.
The rest of life is a diversion so I don't get bored.
Knowing what is important in the long run, and spending your life on those things, not wasting your time on those things that really don't matter...
Image? What is that? Who doesn't have Walter Mitty dreams from time to time.
When I was ten I thought I could be a pro-base ball player... even though I hated PE and couldn't throw or hit... and was a girl. I got over it.
I'm good at other stuff. Stuff I never considered when I was young, girl stuff, I really love much more than baseball.
Posted by: petunia at June 10, 2012 09:05 PM (hgrmi)
I agree with this point:
It all boils down to this: every so often you have to shoot a troll, the better to encourage the others.
That's kinda what I try to teach my kid when I shoot a gopher and put its head on a pike in the yard as a warning to other gophers.
Posted by: jonsten at June 10, 2012 09:05 PM (fVgpT)
Posted by: MrCaniac at June 10, 2012 09:07 PM (1grxW)
That's kinda what I try to teach my kid when I shoot a gopher and put its head on a pike in the yard as a warning to other gophers.
Posted by: jonsten at June 11, 2012 01:05 AM (fVgpT)
Check me if I'm wrong jonsten, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
Posted by: Carl Spackler at June 10, 2012 09:09 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: toby the beagle at June 10, 2012 09:10 PM (nrW1y)
Mad Margaret's got the best verse.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 09:13 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 10, 2012 09:14 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 10, 2012 09:16 PM (+XVQe)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 09:17 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 01:14 AM (bxiXv)
I've been to Willits, on a skunk.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 09:18 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: zeera at June 10, 2012 09:19 PM (XtxRN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2012 09:19 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: jonsten at June 11, 2012 01:05 AM (fVgpT)
Cut, jib, newsletter.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 09:20 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 10, 2012 09:21 PM (bxiXv)
HHhhhmmmm,
Maybe I should just head back out under the orange tree,
seems by the look of the bullet holes all over the outside walls, there was some FURY round these parts over the weekend. Not really wantin ta know this time around, just got out with my postin priv's during the Mem. day mayhem few years back...respect the house of ACE I do, so....I'll just check back in later....
Night all...
Posted by: Richard at June 10, 2012 09:24 PM (zYKeB)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 01:18 AM (kaalw)
And the townsfolk said "what happened to your possum?"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 01:21 AM (bxiXv)
"Playin' dead, back in Fort Bragg."
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 09:25 PM (kaalw)
HHhhhmmmm,
Maybe I should just head back out under the orange tree,
seems by the look of the bullet holes all over the outside walls, there was some FURY round these parts over the weekend. Not really wantin ta know this time around, just got out with my postin priv's during the Mem. day mayhem few years back...respect the house of ACE I do, so....I'll just check back in later....
Night all...
Posted by: Richard at June 11, 2012 01:24 AM (zYKeB)
There's both less and more going on than people figure. Those "bullet holes" are mostly just deferred maintenance. Come by, socialize, talk 'bout stuff......but when the Head Ewok says, "shush" -- well, it's his place. And it's not that he says that 'bout most things.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 09:28 PM (kaalw)
And they wondered, "Would this weekend with Ace be like every other?"
Posted by: jonsten at June 10, 2012 09:29 PM (fVgpT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 01:14 AM (bxiXv)
I think the movie would really just be three hours of Ace reviewing the movie.
Posted by: MrCaniac at June 10, 2012 09:31 PM (1grxW)
Kind of a meta-movie.
Posted by: jonsten at June 10, 2012 09:32 PM (fVgpT)
I've meet Dennis on two occasions over the last 9 years, and have listened to his show on 870 KRLA since 2005.
No other man rates as "The most intelligent, thought provoking, and fair minded radio host I have ever listened to.
Ever!
(Sorry Rush.)
Posted by: Richard at June 10, 2012 09:33 PM (zYKeB)
Skimming the ONT and Jefe is bailing on us?
What?!?
Well shit.
Good luck, Jefe! Please do stop in long enough to say hello, post kittehs and hot Argie dancing girls for us.
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 09:33 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jonsten at June 11, 2012 01:32 AM (fVgpT)
Although, we morons would probably make it like MST3K while he is reviewing it.
Posted by: MrCaniac at June 10, 2012 09:34 PM (1grxW)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 01:14 AM (bxiXv)
I think the movie would really just be three hours of Ace reviewing the movie.
Posted by: MrCaniac at June 11, 2012 01:31 AM (1grxW)
Pretty funny.....but to be more accurate, the movie would be about a cinema playing a movie....while spending more time on audience shots and reactions.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 09:34 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 09:36 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: toby the beagle at June 11, 2012 01:10 AM (nrW1y)
I don't see a goatee on you.
Posted by: Toby The Beagle at June 10, 2012 09:36 PM (1grxW)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 01:34 AM (kaalw)
It would have to be a pron theater with this bunch. Lot's of knuckle busting fun.
Posted by: MrCaniac at June 10, 2012 09:38 PM (1grxW)
Posted by: Mekan at June 10, 2012 09:39 PM (T/L2Z)
The everyone goes away line and Henson with Kermit pic was great.
Posted by: DaveA at June 10, 2012 09:39 PM (NqmTy)
Posted by: Theresa at June 10, 2012 09:40 PM (kP3yq)
Posted by: Theresa at June 11, 2012 01:40 AM (kP3yq)
What time zone are you in, and what sort of hallucinations accompany your family events?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 09:43 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at June 10, 2012 09:43 PM (6QULZ)
I really should be going to sleep right now, I just wanted to have at least 1 comment on the very last thread of the old AoSHQ before everything changes.
Posted by: Theresa at June 10, 2012 09:47 PM (kP3yq)
Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 10, 2012 09:47 PM (4qU0l)
All changed, changed utterly: A terrible beauty is born.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2012 09:51 PM (nrW1y)
I really should be going to sleep right now, I just wanted to have at least 1 comment on the very last thread of the old AoSHQ before everything changes.
Posted by: Theresa at June 11, 2012 01:47 AM (kP3yq)
"Everything changes" -- pshaw! I remember the time when formatting worked in comments.....and before the "New Comments Thingie".....and.....well, my memory gets hazier as I go back, but the point is that everything is always changing. Every year, we get a new Ford on blocks in the front yard, and a bedroom gets another bucket under a leak in the roof. Every year, we scare 'nother hound-dog from under the front porch and put another prop-board in his sleepin' spot. 'Taint nothin' to be afear'd of.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 09:55 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 09:55 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2012 09:56 PM (nrW1y)
Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 11, 2012 01:47 AM (4qU0l)
You may be right.
SLAYER - War Ensemble
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2e47wBWTV8
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 09:56 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 10:03 PM (4ixH5)
with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall,
and not a soul to hear.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2012 10:04 PM (nrW1y)
Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at June 10, 2012 10:04 PM (ZiYQG)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 10:06 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 10, 2012 10:08 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at June 10, 2012 10:09 PM (ZiYQG)
Posted by: jc at June 10, 2012 10:10 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at June 10, 2012 10:11 PM (ZiYQG)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 10, 2012 10:14 PM (eK/Dm)
Posted by: GMB at June 10, 2012 10:16 PM (kPe9l)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 02:16 AM (kPe9l)
====
wouldn't that be a bannable offense? It is about Ace after all. 4000 words minimum.
Posted by: jc at June 10, 2012 10:18 PM (ufJKx)
Short version: Several Morons were trash talking about the BK subject. Ace has asked over and over to knock off the keyboard commando crap relative to that subject. People ignored those requests. Then Ace personally asked said posters to knock it off. They doubled down. Comments went away entirely for ~24 hrs.
Posted by: happy little trees at June 10, 2012 10:23 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: GMB at June 10, 2012 10:23 PM (kPe9l)
Posted by: GMB at June 10, 2012 10:26 PM (kPe9l)
Until then, I remain...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 10, 2012 10:27 PM (A2LXE)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 10:30 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: GMB at June 10, 2012 10:35 PM (kPe9l)
Posted by: jonsten at June 10, 2012 10:38 PM (fVgpT)
Somehow I am not picturing that surviving registration. So, I don't know if I am going to hang around once it happens. I might, but I have my doubts. We'll see how it unfolds. If I don't, it has been real fun, and I'm gonna miss everyone.
CYA kids.
Posted by: jc at June 10, 2012 10:39 PM (ufJKx)
Hope he allows the machines for sale bot a special dispensation to keep posting. Maybe the lace wigs bot too.
Will miss em.
Posted by: GMB at June 10, 2012 10:47 PM (kPe9l)
Then Ace better delete about 98.5% of all the comments made on the ont over the course of the years.
Posted by: GMB at June 10, 2012 10:48 PM (kPe9l)
Posted by: rightlysouthern at June 10, 2012 10:56 PM (QmiyK)
Posted by: jonsten at June 11, 2012 02:38 AM (fVgpT)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYgOlqinH7A
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 10:59 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 02:36 AM (kPe9l)
1565 comments is asking a bit much but if you're up for it!
CYA kids.
Posted by: jc at June 11, 2012 02:39 AM (ufJKx)
Ya get my reply?
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 11:01 PM (4ixH5)
I'm usually reading all the comments before making my own, and by the time I catch up, everyones gone!
Oh well, I've got a bit more work to do before bed anyway..
Night all you 'Rons and 'Ettes!
Posted by: JarvisW at June 10, 2012 11:01 PM (8yPsP)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 11:03 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: The Dude at June 10, 2012 11:04 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 11:04 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: rightlysouthern at June 10, 2012 11:06 PM (QmiyK)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 11:09 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 11:09 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: GMB at June 10, 2012 11:13 PM (kPe9l)
Posted by: rightlysouthern at June 10, 2012 11:14 PM (QmiyK)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 11:18 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 03:09 AM (4ixH5)
I doubt that is high on priority list if it is on it at all. My unasked opinion is that Ace should switch to wordpress now and see if that would give the place that "new blog" smell everyone has been asking for.
Posted by: GMB at June 10, 2012 11:18 PM (kPe9l)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 11:20 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: GMB at June 10, 2012 11:21 PM (kPe9l)
I was loaned a, ya know, whattya call it, the thing with all the words and no pictures...a book...and I should be reading it.
Catch ya'll 'round!
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 10, 2012 11:22 PM (4ixH5)
Posted by: GMB at June 10, 2012 11:22 PM (kPe9l)
Posted by: Calvin at June 10, 2012 11:30 PM (feDGe)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2012 11:45 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 10, 2012 11:47 PM (yM49S)
Posted by: GMB at June 10, 2012 11:50 PM (kPe9l)
Posted by: GMB at June 10, 2012 11:57 PM (kPe9l)
Posted by: jonsten at June 10, 2012 11:58 PM (fVgpT)
Could of done without jarjar wasserman shultz though.
Posted by: GMB at June 10, 2012 11:58 PM (kPe9l)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 12:00 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 12:02 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 12:02 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 12:05 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 12:07 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: jonsten at June 11, 2012 12:09 AM (fVgpT)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 12:13 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: jonsten at June 11, 2012 12:13 AM (fVgpT)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 12:14 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 12:14 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: jonsten at June 11, 2012 12:18 AM (fVgpT)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 11, 2012 12:18 AM (TJWQY)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 12:18 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 12:21 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: zeera at June 11, 2012 12:24 AM (XtxRN)
Posted by: jonsten at June 11, 2012 12:25 AM (fVgpT)
Oh, and if it is to be called the "happiness" equation, then it is "~ H = I - R"
...and, back to bed, for reals!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 11, 2012 12:25 AM (TJWQY)
Saw a link to some presidential historians. At first they drank the koolade now they are mad they drank the koolade.
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 12:26 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 12:33 AM (kPe9l)
From what I saw in the presidential historians article, they should stick to studying history and not making history. All caught up in the phoney baloney excitement and hubris of the moment. Rolled. Played. Bamboozled.
Dumbasses. Schoolgirl-crush-wallowing, critical-thinking-suspending, dumbasses.
Hard to take them seriously after that.
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at June 11, 2012 12:38 AM (8hBZi)
Posted by: jonsten at June 11, 2012 12:38 AM (fVgpT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 12:41 AM (bxiXv)
Yup, they write to please the eye of the moment. Not for the sake of history.
But that is how it has always been and always will be.
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 12:43 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 12:43 AM (4ixH5)
I should come in here and post, "Now we begin chapter one"?
Yes?
No?
Yes?
Now we begin chapter one.
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 12:45 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 12:46 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 12:46 AM (4ixH5)
Maryanne was hot. Ginger was hot. Bettyjo, Billyjo, and Bobbyjo were hotter.
If you are going to go with a fantasy I'll take the three sisters from Petticoat Junction.
hoot!
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 12:49 AM (kPe9l)
Over the last several months, however, I've changed my mind entirely, and have come to prefer the straightforward linearity of this setup. I became fascinated with the way in which conversations developed, especially when riffs were involved.
Now, it seems certain that things are going to change, and I find myself dreading it. Not that I have any problem with registering; I'd just hate to see anything change the ecosystem or make it harder to have conversations. I'd really hate to see anything like what the Breitbart sites have, for example.
Still, whatever new setup comes, I'll be lurking, and occasionally posting, as I have constantly for the past four years. I can't quit you, Ace!
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 11, 2012 12:50 AM (IlZPo)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 12:51 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 11, 2012 12:52 AM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 12:53 AM (kPe9l)
POST FASTER, DAMMIT!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 04:41 AM (bxiXv)
I am doing the best i can, Mero but i canna change the laws of physics...
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 11, 2012 12:55 AM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 11, 2012 12:56 AM (IlZPo)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 11, 2012 12:57 AM (IlZPo)
Posted by: zeera at June 11, 2012 12:57 AM (XtxRN)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 12:57 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: jonsten at June 11, 2012 12:58 AM (fVgpT)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 11, 2012 04:56 AM (IlZPo)
here too. thats why i like you so much. looked at your blog and saw the house you are workin on too. hows it coming?
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 11, 2012 12:58 AM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 11, 2012 01:00 AM (IlZPo)
I am a farmer in real life.
Land spreading out far and wide.
How wide can a 100 acres be?
Forget manhatten, just give me the countryside.
About the only thing I agree with.
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 01:01 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 11, 2012 04:57 AM (IlZPo)
there pockets of coolness here and there left. i try not to say exactly where i am. but i lose enough that if we wanted to meetup it wold be really doable for us both.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 11, 2012 01:01 AM (r7Ddb)
At the same time, our two Malamute pups have been tearing up the backyard, and we've been fighting a rear-guard action against that.
Oh, and thanks for reading the blog!
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 11, 2012 01:04 AM (IlZPo)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 01:06 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 11, 2012 01:06 AM (IlZPo)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 01:07 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 11, 2012 01:08 AM (IlZPo)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 11, 2012 01:10 AM (IlZPo)
Ugly ugly place
I get allergic smelling hay.
Me too, thats why I don't grow it.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Me two but i dont like tall buildings unless i have a parachute handy.
Darling I love but give me park avenue.
Buy hun, don't forget to write.
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 01:12 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 01:13 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: zeera at June 11, 2012 01:21 AM (XtxRN)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 01:25 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 01:26 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: GMB who is now kPe9l but used to be wy55n at June 11, 2012 01:27 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: GMB who is now kPe9l but used to be wy55n at June 11, 2012 01:31 AM (kPe9l)
Never trust a used head salesman either.
Posted by: GMB who is now kPe9l but used to be wy55n at June 11, 2012 01:33 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: GMB who is now kPe9l but used to be wy55n at June 11, 2012 01:40 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 01:47 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 01:48 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 01:50 AM (4ixH5)
The IRS will consist of the Director, who shall issue rules for tax collections and his secretary to get him coffee.
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 01:53 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 01:55 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: GMB who is now kPe9l but used to be wy55n at June 11, 2012 01:57 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 05:55 AM (bxiXv)
Large breasted women on the brain?
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 01:58 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 02:00 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 02:02 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 02:02 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 02:05 AM (4ixH5)
Which turret looked deadlier on the Pzkw Vi King Tiger. The henshel or the Porsche.
Ich sage den Porsche.
I say the the porsche .
Posted by: GMB now in two languages for your viewing convienence at June 11, 2012 02:06 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: teej at June 11, 2012 02:08 AM (xhupI)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 02:09 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 02:09 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 11, 2012 02:10 AM (niZvt)
Only 27 to go. You can do eeeet!!!!!!!
Good night, Mero.
Good night, GMB.
Good morning, Vic.
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 02:10 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 02:11 AM (4ixH5)
Yes very load boom booms. You were dead before you heard it though if you were in a m4 or a t-34.
Posted by: GMB now in two languages for your viewing convienence at June 11, 2012 02:11 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: GMB now in two languages for your viewing convienence at June 11, 2012 02:13 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: teej at June 11, 2012 02:15 AM (ZhNCB)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 02:16 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 11, 2012 02:19 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 02:20 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Donna V. at June 11, 2012 02:23 AM (EflcN)
Posted by: teej at June 11, 2012 02:24 AM (WY3bD)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 02:27 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 02:28 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: teej at June 11, 2012 02:29 AM (fdnD9)
Happy Morning Folks. Remember that accepting that liberals will never change not matter what you say will make you happy. Acceptance is key.
Trying to chage a liberal...is like trying to change my couch.
Posted by: Happy at June 11, 2012 02:30 AM (lkdo/)
Part of me says that carpenter from Nazareth.
Hitler? Stalin? Mao? Pol Pot? Really?
All good answers. Yes they are.
Myself I would like to speak to first person that look at a cows udder, squeezed and drank whatever came out.
Just one question. Why?
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 02:30 AM (kPe9l)
"how pissed I was when obambi got elected."
Conservatives will probably win and loose some. battles Accepting this brings happiness.
Posted by: Happy at June 11, 2012 02:32 AM (lkdo/)
Posted by: teej at June 11, 2012 02:32 AM (fdnD9)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 02:34 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Happy at June 11, 2012 02:34 AM (lkdo/)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 02:36 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 02:36 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 02:36 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 02:37 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 02:37 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 02:38 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: teej at June 11, 2012 02:38 AM (ZFXqT)
What is the #1 thing that brings happiness according to Harvard research?
#1 Health
Money was actually #5
Posted by: Happy at June 11, 2012 02:41 AM (lkdo/)
Posted by: teej at June 11, 2012 02:42 AM (xhupI)
Tchüß
Posted by: GMB dieser mal auf meine Muttersprache at June 11, 2012 02:46 AM (kPe9l)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 02:48 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Gene Simmons' Demented Tongue O' Love at June 11, 2012 02:51 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: teej at June 11, 2012 02:52 AM (F1lOF)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 02:53 AM (bxiXv)
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