June 11, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (6-11-2012)
— Maetenloch

Remembering The Tiananmen Tank Man

Just over 23 years ago the Chinese government broke up the pro-democracy demonstrations at Tiananmen Square killing thousands of protesters in the process. But as the tanks moved in a single man stepped in front of them and blocked the entire column. He kept the tanks stopped and at one point climbed aboard the lead tank and talked with the crew before blocking them again. Here's the scene we all remember:

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And here is the wider perspective:

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To this day no one knows who this man was or what happened to him - some say he was executed soon after while other say he managed to lose himself among other prisoners and eventually escape into hiding. But one thing we can be sure of is that the lead tank commander and the crew were all shot shortly after this picture.

An authoritarian police state like the Peoples Republic of China can deal with the occasional dissident with bullets and tank treads, but it absolutely cannot tolerate any of its forces failing to literally crush opponents of the regime. When your power and legitimacy comes out of a barrel of a gun, shooting people is pretty much always your first and last option.

Moe Lane's Troll-hunting 101

One thing I've learned from being on-line for almost 30 years now is that mercy of any sort is wasted on trolls.
  • Be vicious to trolls.  It's not like you're depriving anybody of food or oxygen.
  • Be capricious.  If you're consistent, they'll know where the line is; if they know where the line is, they'll skate to the edge of it.
  • Be indifferent to trollish suffering. Being called a facist (not a typo: most trolls can't spell) who's suppressing free speech* is not a cause for concern; it's semantically equivalent to "You're doing your job."
  • Be obnoxious. Trolls do it because it amuses them to do it.  Being made fun of is not amusing, particularly when you can enforce a ban.  Remember: they need your site more than your site needs them.

It all boils down to this: every so often you have to shoot a troll, the better to encourage the others. It's fun!

Would You Even Feel a Head Shot?

Short answer: Maybe.

A couple of online articles have discussed whether you would be conscious of being shot in the head with the general conclusion that it is unlikely because the damage happens faster than the brain can register a conscious sensation.

While this may be true in some instances it ignores that fact that there are many ways of taking a bullet to the head.

...But while it's true to say that many people will lose consciousness before they even know they've been shot, it's not guaranteed. Although it will mean that some people will be unfortunately aware of their death, it also means that others are able to save themselves.

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O Fortuna Decoded

O Fortuna is a medieval poem that was set to music by the German composer Carl Orff in the 30's as a part of Carmina Burana. Most people today know it as The Omen theme. Well here's its lyrics are decoded meme-style.

And of course the best version of O Fortuna is probably the techno one by Apotheosis. But sadly because the Orff family refuses to license rights to the song, you cannot legally buy it.

First They Came for Plastic Bags. Next They're Coming for Straws

Because hair shirt environmentalism is mostly about expressing your green virtue through suffering. And enforcing this suffering upon others.

Environmentalists have kicked off a campaign called "Straw Wars" to rid London's Soho district of drinking straws. Businesses that sign up to the effort promise not to give out straws to customers unless they're requested; so far, 31 bars and clubs have joined the anti-straw crusade.

This isn't the first time environmentalists have tried to rein in the tubular accessory. Earlier this year, Miami Beach banned hotels from giving out straws because they always seemed to wind up littering beaches. Given the wave of plastic-bag bans sweeping across America, it's also likely this won't be the last effort to stop straws. So if you can't live with enjoying your drink straight from the glass, perhaps it's time to invest in one of these stainless-steel numbers.

PlasticStraws

That Horrible Word

Hopefully you're not the type to use this killing word:

[it] had been around for more than thirty years in respectable venues when a clutch of usage critics including Theodore Bernstein and E. B. White came down on it hard in the 1960's. Writers who had been using it up to then said their mea culpas and pledged to forswear it. Its detractors were operatic in their vilifications. The poet Phyllis McGinley called it an abomination and said its adherents should be lynched, and the historian T. Harry Williams went so far as to pronounce it "the most horrible usage of our times"-a singular distinction in the age that gave us expressions like "final solution" and "ethnic cleansing," not to mention "I'm Ken and I'll be your waitperson for tonight."

Behind the Scenes of Famous Movies

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The Downside of a DD-cup

Oh noes.

The average U.S. bra size has grown from a 34B to a 36C in just a generation. That's troubling, given that weight gain has been associated with an increased risk of postmenopausal breast cancer.

Girls also are hitting puberty earlier than ever before - another trend that increases their long-term breast cancer risk.

About 15per cent of all American girls begin developing breasts at age seven, according to an influential 2010 study in pediatrics.

...Cancer rates have doubled since the 1940s with one in eight women likely to have breast cancer in her lifetime, according to the author.

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The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.

And don't forget about the Job Bank.

And my twitter thang.

Tonight's post brought to you by Soviets:

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1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2012 05:16 PM (Xb3hu)

2 What a pussy!

Posted by: Jymmah at June 11, 2012 05:17 PM (czc6X)

3 Hey . . . early ONT!

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 11, 2012 05:18 PM (yM49S)

4 BTW: 3rd, and 4th!

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 11, 2012 05:18 PM (yM49S)

5 5th?

Also, I'm a very happy person.  Yes, living up to my moral obligations.  No, really.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 11, 2012 05:19 PM (yM49S)

6 6th?

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 11, 2012 05:19 PM (yM49S)

7 Hey, come on M&Ms.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 11, 2012 05:19 PM (yM49S)

8 7 Hey, come on MMs. ----- Oh... thats a VERY large cup size.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 11, 2012 05:20 PM (ffV1/)

9 It's still early.  I'm sure things will pick up pretty soon.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 11, 2012 05:20 PM (yM49S)

10 Good evening, Dr. J!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 05:21 PM (LoTJ2)

11 OOOO . . . funny and topical.  Good one, fixerupper.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 11, 2012 05:21 PM (yM49S)

12 Dammit. Jeebus the Devil's got boned tonite.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 11, 2012 05:22 PM (ffV1/)

13 Kings appear to have this game well in hand.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 05:22 PM (LoTJ2)

14 And good evening to you, Tammy!  And the rest of you too.  Now I have to go make dinner for all the little Strangeporks.  Be back later.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 11, 2012 05:23 PM (yM49S)

15 Way to bring the suck, NJ.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2012 05:23 PM (czc6X)

16 That Chinese dude is one dedicated school crossing guard.

Posted by: Little Boomer at June 11, 2012 05:24 PM (3qM/W)

17 Nice pick ref.....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 11, 2012 05:25 PM (ffV1/)

18 ok now I like this a little better. I do not have time to wait around all night for some slacker to post the thread so I can unload on some moron.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 05:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

19 Jeebus the Devil's got boned tonite.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 11, 2012 09:22 PM (ffV1/)

 

Right now, the Kings have the Devils  up on the Pinball Machine, Multiball is going  and the Free Game buzzer just went off.

Posted by: not an overstatement at June 11, 2012 05:25 PM (czc6X)

20 Why all the bannings? People are really upset.

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 05:26 PM (WCAIB)

21 anyone missing a tub named blind date off of jersey?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 05:26 PM (Z9EHQ)

22 anyone see the zombie down in delray beach?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 05:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

23 ... Im not a Devils fan myself.... but.... ...cities that grow palm trees should not be winning Lord Stanleys Cup.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 11, 2012 05:27 PM (ffV1/)

24 The downside of bigger breasts is that they are usually jiggling atop bigger bellies.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at June 11, 2012 05:28 PM (I2LwF)

25 Hopefully the Devils can score a couple or three.

Posted by: BP NJ at June 11, 2012 05:29 PM (ph70Q)

26 see we are banning people because for a variety of reasons , legal and logistical, we are unable to resort to beatings. when we have registration we will have more and better options for beating.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 05:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

27 Nobody ever complains that bigger penises ride atop bigger testicles.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at June 11, 2012 05:29 PM (I2LwF)

28 >> But one thing we can be sure of is that the lead tank commander and the crew are all shot shortly after this picture

Maybe, maybe not.  It depends on who they are.  If they're well-connected, they could get off with just a reprimand.  In China, it all depends on behind the scenes stuff which we have little visibility into.

Posted by: sandy burger at June 11, 2012 05:29 PM (k0pNf)

29 27 But you wouldn't know that would you, iPhone user.

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 05:30 PM (WCAIB)

30 It's not just girls that are developing breasts at age seven. It's like kids spend all day burning their eyes looking at a screen all day doing nothing but moronic things and interacting with other morons... hey... wait a second there...

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 11, 2012 05:31 PM (XvHmy)

31 Stanley Cup is fixed.

Enjoy your "win" dicks!

Posted by: General Woundwort at June 11, 2012 05:32 PM (DWgdc)

32 Hi Tammy!  I actually get a chance to greet everyone instead of catching up on 300 comments, by which time almost everyone's gone again.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 11, 2012 05:33 PM (CQ1cz)

33 MissTammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 05:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

34 Polli!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 05:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

35 Since Hockey season is over.

Anyone else install Windows 8 consumer preview?

It absolutely rocks!!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at June 11, 2012 05:33 PM (DWgdc)

36

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 11, 2012 09:31 PM (XvHmy)

 

I saw on the other thread that you were the one doing the ozfic sock on Twitter. My 2 cents is that it was sorta fun, and you completely fooled me 'cause I figured it had to be EoJ doing something like that.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 11, 2012 05:34 PM (CQ1cz)

37 Eh, I've been absorbed into the Borg Collectibe of iDevices. I hate myself but it's so damn useful.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at June 11, 2012 05:35 PM (I2LwF)

38 That Soviet guy looks like Alec Baldwin.  Think he's talking to his daughter?

Posted by: huerfano at June 11, 2012 05:36 PM (bAGA/)

39 Yankkefifth! Polli!


I like the earlier time, too.....of course, now I am afraid yankee is going to unload on me or draw zombies to the site.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 05:36 PM (LoTJ2)

40 Evening all! Thanks for an early ONT Maet, and thanks again for remembering the Tank Man. That is an incredibly profound picture, one man standing up to the might of a totalitarian government. Just, wow.

Posted by: moki at June 11, 2012 05:36 PM (dZmFh)

41 That man in Peking was truly brave.  It was because the tanks halted that day the Politburo had to regroup, import more distant troops, and then crush people under the treads of tanks.  The local troops had become chummy with the protestors.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2012 05:36 PM (WeA4Y)

42 Remember when McDonald's used to give out coke spoons with their coffee?

Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2012 05:37 PM (ujZ5D)

43

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 09:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

 

Hey Y5, haven't seen you around the Twitters lately. 

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 11, 2012 05:37 PM (CQ1cz)

44 And I wonder what "None shall pass!" is in Mandarin?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2012 05:37 PM (WeA4Y)

45 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at June 11, 2012 05:37 PM (nUH8H)

46

Great, now I'm going to hear the fake words to O Fortuna every time I hear that song.

 

 

I have to wonder if the bigger boobs = more breast cancer argument is another one of those confusing causation with, oh hell what's that saying??

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 11, 2012 05:37 PM (RZ8pf)

47 Little known fact, the soviet guy picture was taken last week at soviet headquarters. [bless the little rascals]

Posted by: Up With People! at June 11, 2012 05:37 PM (iYvMQ)

48 who knew that after retirement Mike Ditka became a Soviet officer.

Posted by: helofixer at June 11, 2012 05:37 PM (u+DMz)

49 @24

You used downside and bigger breasts in the same sentence, that does not even make sense.

Posted by: General Woundwort at June 11, 2012 05:37 PM (DWgdc)

50 And another thing, everyone had access to the same menu for ordering in this evening. If you wanted fries then you should have ordered fries. I do not have any idea where this nonsense that we shared fries that came with someone else's order or that anyone, and I mean anyone had any effin business touching anything I ordered came from but it is effin nonsense. for future reference,KEEP YOUR EFFIN HANDS OFF OF MY FRIES. I will not give any warning for anyone who dips in my ketchup. carry on

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 05:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

51 The Tianammen Tank Man seemed to have owned a nice shirt and pair of pants. Of course he hated a government that didn't permit him to steal shirts from another 98 of his countrymen to join the 1%. Poor baby. Good point about governing from the barrel of a gun. When Occupy Wall Street tried to get a few shirts for the shirtless, in came the cops.

Posted by: EX-GOPer at June 11, 2012 05:38 PM (2Y56z)

52 The man who stood in front of the tank was not harmed! He was given some ice cream and a cute cuddly puppy! We DID NOT harvest his organs to pay for my wife's 3024th pair of designer Italian shoes! If you continue to lie about that then YOU will be given "ice cream" and a "puppy" too!

Posted by: 胡锦涛 at June 11, 2012 05:39 PM (XvHmy)

53 So, I made a tactical error just a few moments ago. I posted a new blog post (which I virtually never do in the evenings, but I'd rather this one not wait) and now my computer here at home is apparently having a tiff (not the computer file) with Twitter. Would one of you kind Morons post a link to it for me? http://bit.ly/LOQOFz

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at June 11, 2012 05:39 PM (nUH8H)

54

Posted by: moki at June 11, 2012 09:36 PM (dZmFh)

 

Hi Moki. When is your daughter's surgery scheduled? I think you said but I've forgotten. I'm glad you were able to finally get some answers for her.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 11, 2012 05:39 PM (CQ1cz)

55 Hey yankeefifth, Polliwog, and Tammy al-Thor.  How is?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2012 05:39 PM (WeA4Y)

56 I have to wonder if the bigger boobs = more breast cancer argument is another one of those confusing causation with, oh hell what's that saying?? Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 11, 2012 09:37 PM (RZ8pf) Confusing causation with bad math? Confusing causation with completely made-up crap? Confusing causation with grant money?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 05:39 PM (bxiXv)

57 I like the earlier time, too.....of course, now I am afraid yankee is going to unload on me or draw zombies to the site. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 09:36 PM (LoTJ2) I unloaded at 53. I need a cigarette.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 05:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

58 Tank man. The lone Tea Partier of communist China. I think if Obama could, he would grind us under some tank treads. HI MISS TAMMY!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 05:40 PM (9TTOe)

59 Truman North better hope CAC doesn't see his comment about the "Downside of bigger breasts."  He's also likely to take exception DD's being considered big.

Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2012 05:40 PM (GULKT)

60 It looks like Alec Baldwin is aging, but he is dressing well these days.

Posted by: fluffy at June 11, 2012 05:40 PM (z9HTb)

61 Is that a Soviet official on the phone or another Alec Baldwin Capital One commercial?

Posted by: kbdabear at June 11, 2012 05:40 PM (Y+DPZ)

62 Hey Y5, haven't seen you around the Twitters lately. Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 11, 2012 09:37 PM (CQ1cz) Hey Polli, I have not had a chance to be anywhere lately except on the phone or at my desk.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 05:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

63 Arec Bardwin is so ronery now lil'Kim is gone

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2012 05:41 PM (WeA4Y)

64 46 And I wonder what "None shall pass!" is in Mandarin? Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2012 09:37 PM (WeA4Y) 不得通过!

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 11, 2012 05:41 PM (XvHmy)

65 Anna!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 05:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

66 The Downside of a DD-Cup

Posted by: Pants-on-fire by moronfact at June 11, 2012 05:42 PM (UQSBy)

67 I'll bet Alec Baldwin has big breasts.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 05:42 PM (9TTOe)

68 mr yankeefifth, I promise you that if you don't eat them there frenchy fries quick enough, I WILL be snatchin' 'em.

However, I am a purist, so your ketchup is safe.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 05:42 PM (LoTJ2)

69

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2012 09:39 PM (WeA4Y)

 

Hiya Anna Puma. Haven't been on FB much lately to keep up with what's going on. Heck, haven't even looked at my blog today to see if you've posted anything new.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 11, 2012 05:42 PM (CQ1cz)

70

And I wonder what "None shall pass!" is in Mandarin?

-----

In mandolin its "tink, ti tink tink, tink"

Posted by: Up With People! at June 11, 2012 05:42 PM (iYvMQ)

71 Old Sailors' Poet, where have you been?????

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 05:42 PM (LoTJ2)

72 Ooh, ooh, I'm great with sayings.

Bigger boobs = more breast cancer is a causation to earnings ratio.

Posted by: Barry Obullshit at June 11, 2012 05:43 PM (Ukzsk)

73 1.  Hey, the West is broke and no one has a job.
2. - Billionty.
Billionty + 1. Let's ban straws.

Lefty minds.

How do they work?


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2012 05:43 PM (B9nls)

74

The clanging balls of Scott Walker reach all the way down to Florida. 

 

My governor is suing the feds on this illegal voter registration issue.   He's not waiting on Stedman and his gang of hooligans.

 

Wow, between Rick Scott, Allen West, and Marco Rubio, I think Florida 2000 has fully redeemed itself. 

 

 

Posted by: Marybeth at June 11, 2012 05:43 PM (fkaOH)

75 Writing a Novel. First draft is done. Editing is underway.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 05:43 PM (9TTOe)

76 mr yankeefifth, I promise you that if you don't eat them there frenchy fries quick enough, I WILL be snatchin' 'em. However, I am a purist, so your ketchup is safe. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 09:42 PM (LoTJ2) oops. thought I had the mute on. My big complaint is when I walk into the conference room and some @#$%^& is up to their wrist in my fries before I even had a bite of my food. #$%^ opened my dinner and started eating my @#$%^&* fries.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 05:44 PM (Z9EHQ)

77

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 09:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

 

Well, I suppose busy at work is better than no work.  Good to "see" you again.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 11, 2012 05:44 PM (CQ1cz)

78 57 Polli!!!! Hey girl, how are you? I knew it was too good to last. Doc is trying to hand her off to Univ of Alabama Medical, and the doc there can't see her for an appointment, much less the surgery, until August. She starts her senior year August 20. Plus needs two other surgeries before then. It's going to be a barrel of fun this summer!!! The only thing to put the cherry on this ice cream sundae of fun would be a hurricane.

Posted by: moki at June 11, 2012 05:44 PM (dZmFh)

79 I'll bet Alec Baldwin has big breasts. ------ Ever seen "It's Complicated" D's....... easy

Posted by: fixerupper at June 11, 2012 05:44 PM (ffV1/)

80 Wait minute... That Soviet general looks just like an MSNBC host...

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 11, 2012 05:44 PM (niZvt)

81 Polli no worry.

Life gets in the way.  Not posted anything to my blog since Prometheus review.  No urge to go see it again to see what I missed the first go through.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2012 05:44 PM (WeA4Y)

82 Writing a Novel. First draft is done. Editing is underway.

Are there explosions?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2012 05:45 PM (CbCS2)

83 I only want three or four fries not a whole order. Quit being such a problem, not that I care, and I got your fries anyway. Got horseradish?

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 05:45 PM (WCAIB)

84 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 09:43 PM (9TTOe)


OH, that's right, I forgot. How exciting! I look forward to pimping it on the Sunday book thread!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 05:45 PM (LoTJ2)

85 78 Writing a Novel. First draft is done. Editing is underway. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 09:43 PM (9TTOe) Congratulations! Me too, though I am starting what I call "draft 2." I started editing but I decided a rewrite would be faster.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2012 05:45 PM (bxiXv)

86 oh yeah, and not wearing panties and or unbuttoning your blouse down to your navel will have no impact on my position. I am married, I was rode hard and broke a long time ago. fries is all I got.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 05:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

87 The clanging balls of Scott Walker reach all the way down to Florida. I don't know why but I suddenly flashed to my childhood when we had those clacking balls that were on a string. I wasn't very good at it. I left a golfball size knot on the center of my forehead.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 05:46 PM (9TTOe)

88 This comment was stolen from Moe's site.  I think it has a lot of merit.


Sardondi June 11, 2012 at 1:39 am

What has always amazed me is
1)how much trolling appeals to the left;
2)how many leftie trolls there are; and,
3) how much time leftie trolls have on their hands.

I am convinced there is a loosely organized effort by Dems/libs/leftists/Communists/statists/totalitarians/Occupiers/”Anarchists” to troll and derail comments at conservative/libertarian sites (just notice how often the very first comment in a thread at such a site is from a liberal doing his/her best to cause chaos). It’s almost like they never really believed all that stuff about free speech and the Constitution they spew when they can’t get traction.

Being a leftist dupe is such an angry, cynical profession.


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at June 11, 2012 05:46 PM (hXJOG)

89 Oh, I would only eat your fries if I were having sex with you. Is she?

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 05:46 PM (WCAIB)

90 Is Alex the Chick around this evening?

Posted by: Dianna at June 11, 2012 05:46 PM (mKMj1)

91 Well, I suppose busy at work is better than no work. Good to "see" you again. Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 11, 2012 09:44 PM (CQ1cz)\ Enthusiastically agreeing with you makes me think I should be crying on the inside.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 05:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

92 dang moki, please dont wish for hurricanes...  only 3.5 hours north west of you...    Hope your kid gets slotted in and sorted out.

OldSailor Poet, now you making me feel like a slacker.  I guess I should follow Bradbury's advice, 1,000 words a day; might get done.  What's your book about?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2012 05:47 PM (WeA4Y)

93 Behind the scenes at Behind the Green Door would have put you squarely behind a rather shapely behind...

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 11, 2012 05:47 PM (niZvt)

94

Posted by: moki at June 11, 2012 09:44 PM (dZmFh)

 

Frustrating. Have you considered going back to homeschool for medical reasons?  Of course, your own health is a huge factor as well. Definitely be praying for you guys. 

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 11, 2012 05:47 PM (CQ1cz)

95 MY private sector IS doing fine IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Nether Reejins at June 11, 2012 05:47 PM (0/fbe)

96 Oh, I would only eat your fries if I were having sex with you. Is she? Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 09:46 PM (WCAIB) not that I am aware of. let me check. nope.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 05:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

97 What a brave man the unknown Chinese was.

Posted by: sablegsd at June 11, 2012 05:48 PM (AKS75)

98 85 Writing a Novel. First draft is done. Editing is underway. Are there explosions? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2012 09:45 PM (CbCS2) A couple. Think a hillbilly version of Eliza Dolittle meets Mitch Rapp.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 05:48 PM (9TTOe)

99 Writing a Novel. First draft is done. Editing is underway.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 09:43 PM (9TTOe)


You'll tell us when it's available won't you?

Posted by: Retread at June 11, 2012 05:48 PM (joSBv)

100 Annie Oakley get your C-4?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2012 05:49 PM (WeA4Y)

101 opened my dinner and started eating my @#$%^&* fries.


Now that is bad form.  I'd only do that to ya if we was legally wed. And you'd have known to order an extra side of fries in the first place.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 05:49 PM (LoTJ2)

102 I don't know why but I suddenly flashed to my childhood when we had those clacking balls that were on a string. I wasn't very good at it. I left a golfball size knot on the center of my forehead. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet

Oh! Click-clacks! I loved those, and got pretty fair with them.

Then they were taken away because some kid made them break in spectacular fashion. Hmmph!

Posted by: Dianna at June 11, 2012 05:49 PM (mKMj1)

103 Re: breasts The only part of the MSM that is more screwed up than political reporting is the part that reports on health.

Posted by: runninrebel at June 11, 2012 05:50 PM (ydGkf)

104 Hey, Tammy, dagne, yankkee, etc., what do you say we try online chatting at the yahoo aoshq group? 5 of us morons were rather enjoying ourselves a bit earler.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 11, 2012 05:50 PM (niZvt)

105 Anna Wintour has horrible hair

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 05:50 PM (WCAIB)

106 Does anyone watch the Borgias?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 11, 2012 05:51 PM (RZ8pf)

107 Breast sizes are getting larger because American women are increasingly whale-like. Breasts get larger when you get fatter. That's what breasts are: fat. Anyway, men are worse, but relativity doesn't count it when you encounter a gelatinous mass on a motorized cart.

Posted by: Moshe Al-Shabazz at June 11, 2012 05:51 PM (W6k2E)

108 All the neat but remotely dangerous toys have been recalled.  Now the kids are NERF'd to protect them from harm.  And when reality bites them, they get all butthurt and turn into OWS tools.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2012 05:51 PM (WeA4Y)

109 102 Writing a Novel. First draft is done. Editing is underway. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 09:43 PM (9TTOe) You'll tell us when it's available won't you? Posted by: Retread at June 11, 2012 09:48 PM (joSBv) Are you kidding? Of course. You people are the only ones on the planet that I take seriously. Maybe Mrs. Sailor, but she usually has an agenda.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 05:51 PM (9TTOe)

110 Just got back from pricing liquor for my daughters wedding. Don't know why SHE needed to price it since I'm buying it. So as she's writing down the prices of all the exotic liquors, I had to break the news that the guests were getting Seagrams 7 in the soft drink of their choice, as long as the choice was generic "cola". [bless the little rascals] 

Posted by: Up With People at June 11, 2012 05:51 PM (iYvMQ)

111 107 I don't know how? Let me see

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 05:52 PM (WCAIB)

112 Now that is bad form. I'd only do that to ya if we was legally wed. And you'd have known to order an extra side of fries in the first place. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 09:49 PM (LoTJ2) Thank you! I see Thor is a wise man. I reconciled myself a long time ago to the fact that whenever we went to dinner there was some clause that entitled my wife to decide that I could have half of whatever she ordered and that I would want to respond by giving her half of whatever I had ordered. Your slab of beef looks really good, do you want some of my tofu? uh yes?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 05:52 PM (Z9EHQ)

113 The only thing missing at the group chat were moronettes... I'm sure a few enchanting lasses like tammy would be most welcome... Go to yahoo, and search for "aoshq group." when you get there, the chat link is on the left side

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 11, 2012 05:52 PM (niZvt)

114 Enthusiastically agreeing with you makes me think I should be crying on the inside.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 09:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

 

See, this sort of comment is why I'd like a "like" or "favorite" button. I know some people said only if they also got a down-ding button of some sort. but really, if I don't agree with something I should probably take the time to say why. Whereas sometimes I get a giggle out of a comment, but don't really want to take the time to do more than acknowledge I appreciate it.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 11, 2012 05:52 PM (CQ1cz)

115 #113 - Did she look hurt?

Posted by: Dianna at June 11, 2012 05:52 PM (mKMj1)

116 Is there going to be any math on this thread? I heard there wasn't going to be any math on this thread. Please Lord let there be no math. Just for one day.

Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 05:53 PM (kPe9l)

117 oh yeah, and not wearing panties and or unbuttoning your blouse down to your navel will have no impact on my position.


Pity I am unable to challenge that statement. I suspect this might be one of the very rare times you may be wrong. 

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 05:53 PM (LoTJ2)

118 Where's the hockey thread? I need to say something about the stones the officials have to have called it this way instead of reffing the scoreboard. And Pierre Racicot is back out there after getting his face stitched up from a Devil's high stick.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at June 11, 2012 05:53 PM (p01MN)

119 95-AnnaPuma, sorry, sorry, sorry. We are being hit by all the rain right now-I can't complain, since it means we are out of fire danger, but the flooding isn't far from us. Still, we have been blessed to not have any 'canes for the past couple of years, so I will keep praying it stays that way. 97-No Polli, Miss Mule will have none of it. (Homeschool). She wants to try to finish school with her friends, but honestly, we will see. If we have to wait that long, she will have to do something else, or delay starting school until January. My health is doing okay. I honestly can't complain, except that I am trying to do Southbeach, and I have found that not eating carbs makes me really, really mean. I am talking slapping a nun mean. It's not pretty.

Posted by: moki at June 11, 2012 05:54 PM (dZmFh)

120 Know what's a hassle with D cups?

No one notices that all the money I spent on my nails!

Posted by: Pamela Geller at June 11, 2012 05:54 PM (Y+DPZ)

121 108 Anna Wintour has horrible hair Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 09:50 PM (WCAIB) ===== hey take it easy, you folks wanted a fashonable helmet that could still stop bullets.

Posted by: US Army TRADOC at June 11, 2012 05:54 PM (LROPO)

122 I'm sure there are people that love Hockey. I'm not one of them. Except for the movie slap shot. That was cool.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 05:55 PM (9TTOe)

123 "...Cancer rates have doubled since the 1940s with one in eight women likely to have breast cancer in her lifetime, according to the author." Yeah, because women died of things like TB and polio before they had a chance to die of breast cancer.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 11, 2012 05:55 PM (1+XRG)

124 Pity I am unable to challenge that statement. I suspect this might be one of the very rare times you may be wrong. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 09:53 PM (LoTJ2) quick! give me an airport code and call a car! give whatshername my fries.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 05:55 PM (Z9EHQ)

125 Put vodka DOWN!

Vodka is for party faithful only!

Posted by: Commissar Baldwin at June 11, 2012 05:56 PM (Y+DPZ)

126 what do you say we try online chatting at the yahoo aoshq group? 5 of us morons were rather enjoying ourselves a bit earler.


How do you manage to make everything you type so lurid???  

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 05:56 PM (LoTJ2)

127 Moronettes, go to yahoo group and click chat in left panel and youll be there.

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 05:56 PM (WCAIB)

128 Does anyone watch the Borgias?


Yes. Which one are you watching?

Posted by: fluffy at June 11, 2012 05:56 PM (z9HTb)

129 Yes, moronettes welcome! Morons too... i guess...

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 11, 2012 05:57 PM (niZvt)

130 before we all go to the aoshq, is that going to wreck the thread or is it going to be complimentary?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 05:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

131 118#113 - Did she look hurt?

Posted by: Dianna at June 11, 2012 09:52 PM (mKMj1)

-----

No, it was a  teachable moment on how you buy 200 people drinks. K.I.S.S.

Posted by: Up With People at June 11, 2012 05:57 PM (iYvMQ)

132 I preferred to stab the Borgias as Ezio Auditore de Firenze

Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2012 05:58 PM (GULKT)

133 @125

Besides Baseball, Football and Tennis, Hockey is the greatest f-cking game ever. Maybe even better than womens curling.

Posted by: General Woundwort at June 11, 2012 05:58 PM (DWgdc)

134 Geez TIGHAR is going on another hunting expedition to find Amelia Earhart in the Pacific. 

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2012 05:58 PM (WeA4Y)

135 108 Anna Wintour has horrible hair
Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 09:50 PM

Since everyone is afraid to tell her or kiss her ass without inhibition, she'll never know that

Posted by: kbdabear at June 11, 2012 05:58 PM (Y+DPZ)

136 fluffy, just watched last night's and I saw the previews for next week, so they are renewed for a 3rd season which leads me to assume this isn't when the Pope dies. Was wondering what others thought.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 11, 2012 05:59 PM (RZ8pf)

137 133 before we all go to the aoshq, is that going to wreck the thread or is it going to be complimentary? Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 09:57 PM (Z9EHQ) all free, and no maet to make us behave. Oh, and someone get that babia majora measuring her boobs to come, too.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 11, 2012 05:59 PM (niZvt)

138 137 @125

Besides Baseball, Football and Tennis, Hockey is the greatest f-cking game ever. Maybe even better than womens curling.

Posted by: General Woundwort at June 11, 2012 09:58 PM (DWgdc)

 

Ahem, women's beach volleyball.

Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2012 05:59 PM (GULKT)

139 Good luck Moki, I am getting the rain and thunder right now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2012 06:00 PM (WeA4Y)

140 I don't know what happened here the other day . . . but if this place goes away I will cry

Posted by: seaniep at June 11, 2012 06:00 PM (+gR1F)

141 112-Oldsailor's poet, count me in as someone to read your book!!

Posted by: moki at June 11, 2012 06:00 PM (dZmFh)

142 Anna Wintour has horrible hair. I bet it looks pretty good from the top.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 06:00 PM (9TTOe)

143 before we all go to the aoshq, is that going to wreck the thread or is it going to be complimentary?

tabs. You can read the same people saying stuff in two place, in case you miss it the first time.

Posted by: Retread at June 11, 2012 06:00 PM (joSBv)

144 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 11, 2012 06:01 PM (JMmQ9)

145 @141

Have you seen the bazzingas on women curlers?


Posted by: General Woundwort at June 11, 2012 06:01 PM (DWgdc)

146 148 @141

Have you seen the bazzingas on women curlers?


Posted by: General Woundwort at June 11, 2012 10:01 PM (DWgdc)

 

Yes.  In fact I think they should all go play women's beach volleyball.

Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2012 06:02 PM (GULKT)

147 @149
I will dwell long on the mental image that creates for me....


Bunk!!!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at June 11, 2012 06:04 PM (DWgdc)

148 Here is a question for the moron horde.


What percentage of  government employees are fireman, teachers and policeman.

According to democrats that's all the government employees.  Does anyone have the actual percentage these jobs make up of the government employment?

My guess is it's under 20%, unless every bureaucrat in the nation is classified as a "teacher".

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at June 11, 2012 06:05 PM (hXJOG)

149 Romney's campaign commercials continue to write themselves. From The New Yorker: The President has said that the most important policy he could address in his second term is climate change http://goo.gl/oTSiI

Posted by: Scobface at June 11, 2012 06:05 PM (IoNBC)

150 Yankee, I would never eat half your food. It's strictly your fries that aren't safe with me. And I always order my own, but it is never enough.


Kind of like baseball and Tebow pics, I mean...there is just never enough.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 06:06 PM (LoTJ2)

151 Devils scored right before intermission and they have a power play to start the 3rd period. There not dead yet. I'd like to see the Kings win only because they've never won the Stanley Cup before. Otherwise I feel the same way about them as the rest of LA does. Indifference. GO KINGS!! whatever.....

Posted by: stillers at June 11, 2012 06:06 PM (5UQ30)

152 144 112-Oldsailor's poet, count me in as someone to read your book!! Posted by: moki at June 11, 2012 10:00 PM (dZmFh) I think it's a great story. Some of it is true. There is an theraputic autobiographical bend to it. The problem is, I'm a math Major. I can write but not well. I have a 115,000 word Novel that the few people I have been brave enough to hand it to have enjoyed the hell out of it. Then I have to ask myself, are they just being nice? Maybe they don't want to hurt my feelings. Then they start quoting lines from it like they wrote it. Now I'm like, OK, what do I do next?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 06:07 PM (9TTOe)

153 And I will starting cuttin' some fuckers if they ban straws.

I have extremely sensitive teeth and have to use straws.....preferably yankeefifth's.


I swear to God, these bastards have lost their minds.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 06:08 PM (LoTJ2)

154 Eff me. I have to find my aoshq log in words.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 06:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

155 Chicks fib about hooter size. I think this is all aboot cup inflation due to competition from fakies.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 11, 2012 06:08 PM (oipCQ)

156 I saw the previews for next week, so they are renewed for a 3rd season


So you are watching the one on Showtime with Hank Azaria as Rodrigo Borgia. We are watching that on disk.


We also watched the one made for Starz with John Doman (The Wire) as Pope Alexander VI

Posted by: fluffy at June 11, 2012 06:08 PM (z9HTb)

157 Is it just me, or does that Soviet general look like a fat, puffy Alec Baldwin?

Posted by: JorgXMcKie at June 11, 2012 06:09 PM (290l2)

158 158 Chicks fib about hooter size. I think this is all aboot cup inflation due to competition from fakies. Posted by: Underground Vulgarian

How in heck does one fib about breast size? Seriously, it's there or it's not.

Posted by: Dianna at June 11, 2012 06:09 PM (mKMj1)

159 158 Chicks fib about hooter size. I think this is all aboot cup inflation due to competition from fakies. Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 11, 2012 10:08 PM (oipCQ) That and the boob equivalent that due to the insanity that is clothing measurement/sales a hussy can be a size 0, 2, or 4 all at the same time.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 11, 2012 06:10 PM (oipCQ)

160 155 I'm a professional editor with a Master's in literature and writing. Do you want to send me a chapter and let me tell you if it can be edited into a publishable manuscript?

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 06:10 PM (WCAIB)

161

Re: That Horrible Word

 

I knew before I clicked what the word was.   On my very first day of graduate school at Hahvahd, in 1979, one of the instructors began her orientation with this sentence: 

 

Thou shalt not begin a sentence with "Hopefully.."

 

And I haven't, ever since. 

Posted by: rockmom at June 11, 2012 06:10 PM (YPgCz)

162 160 Is it just me, or does that Soviet general look like a fat, puffy Alec Baldwin?
Posted by: JorgXMcKie

Except for being Baldwin being less cheerful, you mean?

Posted by: Dianna at June 11, 2012 06:11 PM (mKMj1)

163 Oh dear lord, Dagny, now I am terrified of you! Plus you went to Duke, right?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 06:11 PM (LoTJ2)

164 Little known fact about straws: They are the items that stand between the imbiber (me, no relation to justin, maybe others) and the restaurant glass ... which in many cases, isn't particularly clean, i.e., germ free ... from handling.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 11, 2012 06:11 PM (kwKWE)

165 Oh dear god. "B" "Full B" "Small B" etc. Clintonize as required for pollster/survey taker/dude@bar

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 11, 2012 06:11 PM (oipCQ)

166 One of the great mysteries of Tiananmen is whether the tank man was playing General Gao chicken or just delivering it.


No one has been able to determine what was in his bags IYNWIMAITYD.

Posted by: ontherocks at June 11, 2012 06:11 PM (aZ6ew)

167 I had a girlfriend who would rea h over and take a bite of my food before I even had a chance to try it. I'm fairly possessive of food as it is and that would piss me off so much. WTF? It's mine! Ask!

Posted by: runninrebel at June 11, 2012 06:12 PM (ydGkf)

168 Anyone remember paper straws?

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 06:12 PM (WCAIB)

169 166 Yeah, why are you terrified?

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 06:13 PM (WCAIB)

170 Anyone remember paper straws? Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 10:12 PM I do, Dagny

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 11, 2012 06:13 PM (JMmQ9)

171 171 Anyone remember paper straws? Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 10:12 PM (WCAIB) No, but I love the bendy ones! Straws, people. Drinking straws For beverages. In glasses... aw heck

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 11, 2012 06:14 PM (oipCQ)

172 163 155 I'm a professional editor with a Master's in literature and writing. Do you want to send me a chapter and let me tell you if it can be edited into a publishable manuscript? Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 10:10 PM (WCAIB) Really? Um, I wouldn't know what to send you. It's the story of a girls life . It starts when she is twelve and ends when she's twenty three. There are also smaller stories of the people that love and influence her along the way. Do you want the whole thing?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 06:14 PM (9TTOe)

173 Do you want the whole thing? Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 10:14 PM (9TTOe) Just send her the first and last page

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 11, 2012 06:15 PM (oipCQ)

174 @172: because maet visited the thread? Shame on you, scaring tammy like that, maet!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 11, 2012 06:15 PM (niZvt)

175

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 10:08 PM (LoTJ2)

 

Agreed about the straws. My teeth are also very sensitive, enough so that I don't usually have ice in a drink, if there is ice I *have* to have a straw.  We went to *one* especially nice restaurant at Disney World, which means it's pretty much the only especially nice restaurant *ever* for my family, and they had paper straws. Paper straws are gross. I can understand having them at the nature perserve and the water park, but they have no place at an actual cuisine (sp?) type place.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 11, 2012 06:15 PM (CQ1cz)

176 Well, my typos are legendary and having a professional editor with a Master's in lit is scary! And I had a very bad experience with some Duke asshats whilst at UNC. They thought the little red haired hillbilly girl would be dazzled by their money and would not leave me alone.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 06:16 PM (LoTJ2)

177 They can have my crazy straw when they pry it from my cold dead fingers!

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2012 06:16 PM (uF6xs)

178 177 @172: because maet visited the thread? Shame on you, scaring tammy like that, maet!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 11, 2012 10:15 PM (niZvt)


Well I'll have you know that my Jason mask is doctor-prescribed!

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 11, 2012 06:17 PM (VDusq)

179 Evening all! I have had a proud realization today. I read the Daily Mail and anything.. and I mean.. anything on Obama.. I leave a nasty comment. So anyway... I have noticed lately that any comment I leave gets reported as abusive. So I have made a point to only comment on fluff stories for the last couple of days and leave really nice comments and I am still flagged as abusive. I think libs know my posting name and are flagging me as abusive so I will stop commenting.. hahahahaaha Every day I get an email from the daily mail saying my comment has been removed because I have been flagged as abusive. Liberals.. they are insane. Last year, I had to change my address because I was banned from comments. (I called Michelle a cow) Shrimp the rebel. How is everyone!!?

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 11, 2012 06:17 PM (DGIjM)

180
    Good evening, good people.   Beautiful day here and there wasn't anything to do that couldn't be put off.

   Gotta say, the beer tonite is tasting like more, it's as cold as can be swallowed.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 11, 2012 06:18 PM (SAMxH)

181 Woooot!

Found on Breitbart: http: //www .breitbart.com/ Big-Governmen /2012/06/11/  The-Academic-Scandal-Elizabeth-Warren-and- Harvard-Dont-Want-You-to-Know-About

Remove the spaces. I swear to you, I am going to go dance! It's like Ward Churchill, only better, because it takes two other "respectable" academics down, too.

Posted by: Dianna at June 11, 2012 06:19 PM (mKMj1)

182 You can send me 50 pages and I can tell you if you need extensive editing or not. You may have a great story but you may need rewrites or grammar intervention. If I like it and want to read more, I'll get the rest and then be able to suggest where you should go with it next.

I'm on the Yahoo group chat now if you want to come there and get an email or you may already have it if you're in the yahoo group.

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 06:19 PM (WCAIB)

183 See, Polli, despite me sensitive teeth, all I drink are cold drinks and I like lots and lots of ice. It's a Southern thingm, I think.

And I hate those pussified paper straws, I cannot imagine who even thought that'd work.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 06:19 PM (LoTJ2)

184 Hey shrimpy! Come join us at the yahoo group chat! Go to yahoo and search for aoshq group, and click on the chat link when you get there!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 11, 2012 06:20 PM (niZvt)

185 179 Well, my typos are legendary and having a professional editor with a Master's in lit is scary! And I had a very bad experience with some Duke asshats whilst at UNC. They thought the little red haired hillbilly girl would be dazzled by their money and would not leave me alone. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 10:16 PM (LoTJ2) All I want is an honest review telling me if it's entertaining enough to read. Typos and grammer can be fixed, Storylines can be modified a bit if I've Uckd something up. To tell you the trith. I've gotten what I want out of it. Tears, blood and honesty. It's a really good feeling to cut loose in such a positive way.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 06:22 PM (9TTOe)

186 Too funny. Only the nerdy Duke asshats went to Chapel Hill for 'tang. You got a particularly bad version. However, since I was only sober for about 20% of the time, I may have it wrong.

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 06:22 PM (WCAIB)

187 Does anyone watch the Borgias?
Yes, but I haven't watched any of the second season yet even though I've been PVRing them!

And those toys were called Clackers at least in Canada (although Google tells me they had different names too) and were (self?) banned here eventually too because of them breaking.

Wimps.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 11, 2012 06:22 PM (nrW1y)

188 Rock ON, my rebel Shrimpy! 

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 06:23 PM (LoTJ2)

189 I'm on the Yahoo group chat now if you want to come there and get an email or you may already have it if you're in the yahoo group. Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 10:19 PM (WCAIB) I don't know how to do that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 06:23 PM (9TTOe)

190

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 10:19 PM (LoTJ2)

 

In Jr High and High School I had a friend whose family were political refugees from Poland. If you wanted a Coke it came out of the closet, and I actually learned to enjoy them that way.

 

Exactly, about the paper straws. Who, assuming they were in their right mind, though getting paper thoroughly wet along its entire length was a *good* plan?

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 11, 2012 06:24 PM (CQ1cz)

191

The Yahoo group chat takes an e-mail address, but it requires a Yahoo login, and therefore knows which e-mail address to use.

 

How much information is revealed?

Posted by: Arbalest at June 11, 2012 06:26 PM (kwKWE)

192 Oh, they weren't nerds, they were what passed for jocks. 


I'd have tolerated the nerds, they often don't realize they have crossed the line.


They were typical rich fucks. That they went to Duke was just coincidental, I have met their type many times before. I suppose I have to blame those of my fellow poor white southern sistas, who probably give them reason to keep trying.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 06:26 PM (LoTJ2)

193

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 11, 2012 10:17 PM (DGIjM)

 

Go Shrimpy!

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 11, 2012 06:26 PM (CQ1cz)

194 Confusing causation with correlation. You're welcome.

Posted by: MiloX at June 11, 2012 06:27 PM (gtraj)

195 >>Posted by: Dianna at June 11, 2012 10:19 PM (mKMj1)


Read that, Warren is obviously a total fraud, but I'm not clear on why the UVA Prez resigned yesterday.

Was it because of the Breitbart piece specifically?

If so, AB must be laughing hysterically somewhere.

Posted by: ontherocks at June 11, 2012 06:28 PM (aZ6ew)

196 191 Rock ON, my rebel Shrimpy! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 10:23 PM (LoTJ2) My last 'flagged for abuse" comment was about some girl who lost a bunch of weight.. I said 'she is a pretty girl, good for her".. it was flagged for abuse. Liberals. .. good grief. wont stop me... just makes me change names and keep posting 'Obama sucks' comments.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 11, 2012 06:29 PM (DGIjM)

197 Polli, does the entire European continent lack ice cubes, then??  I guess it never really gets hot enough to need cold drinks.  Don't they start dropping dead when it hits the mid 80s there?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 06:30 PM (LoTJ2)

198 200 Polli, does the entire European continent lack ice cubes, then?? I guess it never really gets hot enough to need cold drinks. Don't they start dropping dead when it hits the mid 80s there? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 10:30 PM (LoTJ2) What? No Ice cubes, well then screw a bunch of europe.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 06:31 PM (9TTOe)

199 [Yarh] you can't make bricks without straw when all's ya got is the mud from under A. Boobwin's sweaty pig teats.

Posted by: derit at June 11, 2012 06:31 PM (FQlFL)

200 So, how 'bout those Kings, eh? 

Posted by: Peaches at June 11, 2012 06:31 PM (kpCLl)

201 I wonder if I could get a government grant to study the correlation between atmospheric greenhouse gases and ladies' cup sizes.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 11, 2012 06:32 PM (g/sgb)

202 If Moonbeam is cutting welfare, then CA's change jar is empty too;

Gov. Brown Tries to Cut Welfare in CA

http://tinyurl.com/7l3n27f

Posted by: kbdabear at June 11, 2012 06:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

203 So I bothered to read the comments in response to the article on Japan's population being likely to decline by 2/3rds in the coming years, and found an interesting trend.

Plenty of liberals loved the idea of fewer people since that's what baby Gaia wants - and that's fair enough, if you hate humanity, it is good news.

But quite a few argued that the issue, and it was an issue, was the lack of enough "gender equity" laws. This is profoundly absurd, as Japan may well be a horribly sexist country, but the issue coincides with the rise of feminism in Japan and everywhere else.

Feminism cannot be the solution to the issue, when it is unarguably at least part of the problem. Or, to put it another way, if the problem is mercury poisoning, you can't fix it by drinking more mercury.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2012 06:34 PM (AUeaU)

204 Shrimpy is making me want to go register a bunch of names at the Mail.

We need a code, girl!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 06:34 PM (LoTJ2)

205 My old platoon sergeant (lo these many years ago) had a buddy of his shot in the head in Vietnam, who lived. Did the guy feel it at the time? Oh, yes. Felt like getting hit in the head with a baseball bat, he said, and then it was lights out for awhile. The evil, batshit crazy bank robbers and murderers killed in the 1986 FBI Miami shootout, William Matix and Michael Platt, were both riddled with bullets and shot pellets in the course of the firefight. Matix had already been shot in the head once early in the firefight by Special Agent Ben Grogan, yet was capable of making his way to the getaway car in spite of it. Matix and Platt were already shot a total of three and ten times, respectively, and continued to function and fight until Special Agent Edmundo Mireles rushed their getaway car and blew them to hell at point-blank range. Based on everything I've heard and read, a person will feel a traumatic injury wherever the injury is located unless whatever causes it--bullet, blunt instrument, knife, whatever--is powerful and final enough to shut down the central nervous system in less than 1/5th of a second, which would make it effectively painless. That kind of instantaneous loss of function is typically only achieved by penetration of the 'apricot' (Medulla Oblongata). Interesting side note: an FBI study conducted as a result of the Miami shootout found that 15% of handgun gunshot victims fall down when shot because the victims believe they're supposed to fall down when shot.

Posted by: troyriser at June 11, 2012 06:34 PM (YCeSE)

206 I wonder if ladies increase in bra size is actually due to artificial methods.  I mean did they attempt to control for boob jobs?

Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2012 06:34 PM (GULKT)

207
Gov. Brown Tries to Cut Welfare in CA

Racist fucker . . . 

Posted by: Peaches at June 11, 2012 06:35 PM (kpCLl)

208 After women's volleyball (of course), hockey is the coolest game on earth. Been rooting for the Kings only because my team and all other "original six" teams are out and LA would be the first 8th seed to ever go all they way. Love me some underdogs like that heroic bastard who stared down a column of tanks. Been to China on business several times and for what its worth, my friends there claim he was shot and the family was billed for the bullet ... But of course that shtick goes back to days of the Evil Empire of ash heap fame.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at June 11, 2012 06:37 PM (jts1f)

209 LAVRENTI BERIA, PLEASE PICK UP THE RED PHONE.

Posted by: Surprise! You're An Enemy of the State Now at June 11, 2012 06:38 PM (7ppar)

210 Peaches, seriously??? 

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 06:38 PM (LoTJ2)

211 Democrat Pat Caddell says National Security advisor Tom Donilon is the WH leaker. (3 mins of video)

Posted by: andycanuck at June 11, 2012 06:39 PM (nrW1y)

212

Increased Breast Size?

Bodacious.

Salacious. 

 Outrageous!

 If any of you large breasted womens  want to join a class action suit against Ms. Judy Bloom, you call Jackie Chiles.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at June 11, 2012 06:39 PM (uF6xs)

213 Both phones have red handsets. I wonder if he ever got confused.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 11, 2012 06:40 PM (g/sgb)

214 @ 200


   Tammy, I spent a couple years in Europe, and discovered the Germans didn't ice their beer.  They drink it (or did) at room temp.  We found that the gasthauses that iced the beer were ALWAYS frequented by GIs.

   Same with the English--room temp.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 11, 2012 06:40 PM (SAMxH)

215 Upthread someone brought up Annie Oakley.  Her real name was Phoebe Ann Moses.  She was born a little North of me in a tiny town called North Star Ohio.  She began hunting and trapping at age 8 to help feed her family.  She spent time as a "bound servant", pretty much a slave.  She developed her skills at shooting and was competing in at a gun club in Oakley, Ohio.  It's a suburb in Cincinnati.  Bet you though she was from somewhere out West.  Her bio at Wiki is pretty interesting http://tinyurl.com/3awmq2

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 11, 2012 06:42 PM (JKNDp)

216 Peaches, seriously???

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 10:38 PM (LoTJ2)

Of course not . . . you know me.

Posted by: Peaches at June 11, 2012 06:42 PM (kpCLl)

217 You notice he doesn't have his feet on the desk. That would be some serious disrespect!

Posted by: Comrade Obama at June 11, 2012 06:42 PM (FcR7P)

218 Girls also are hitting puberty earlier than ever before - another trend that increases their long-term breast cancer risk.



My teaching friends blame the hormones in milk. I think it's just jealousy against a 13 year old girl

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 11, 2012 06:42 PM (tKFT6)

219 218 Upthread someone brought up Annie Oakley. Her real name was Phoebe Ann Moses. She was born a little North of me in a tiny town called North Star Ohio. She began hunting and trapping at age 8 to help feed her family. She spent time as a "bound servant", pretty much a slave. She developed her skills at shooting and was competing in at a gun club in Oakley, Ohio. It's a suburb in Cincinnati. Bet you though she was from somewhere out West. Her bio at Wiki is pretty interesting http://tinyurl.com/3awmq2

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 11, 2012 10:42 PM (JKNDp)

 

I can be in North Star in about 10 minutes if I wanted to.  But there's not really much of a reason to want to.

Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2012 06:43 PM (GULKT)

220 irongrampa, my mama and her sisters had a terrible time in Europe whent hey went, all down to no ice, warm beer and gropy Italian men.

Oh, and men peeing in the street on Paris.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 06:44 PM (LoTJ2)

221 Democrat Pat Caddell says National Security advisor Tom Donilon is the WH leaker. (3 mins of video)
***
Um, yeah, it was that guy. Acting, uh, all on his own.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 11, 2012 06:44 PM (AUeaU)

222
  I see that nothing has changed since the 60's then.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 11, 2012 06:45 PM (SAMxH)

223 We got this.

Posted by: LA Kings, baby at June 11, 2012 06:45 PM (kpCLl)

224 Empty net not so good for Jersey.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 06:45 PM (LoTJ2)

225 224 Democrat Pat Caddell says National Security advisor Tom Donilon is the WH leaker. (3 mins of video) *** Um, yeah, it was that guy. Acting, uh, all on his own. Posted by: Barack Obama at June 11, 2012 10:44 PM (AUeaU) I hope he throws him under a really dirty old bus.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 06:46 PM (9TTOe)

226 207 Shrimpy is making me want to go register a bunch of names at the Mail. We need a code, girl! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 10:34 PM (LoTJ2) Lets do it. Have like 20 names and leave awful Obama comments on every story.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 11, 2012 06:46 PM (DGIjM)

227 LOL, irongrampa!  I had a chance to go my senior year, but Daddy refused to let me. I was so bummed.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 06:47 PM (LoTJ2)

228 Is a Commie smoking cigarettes better or worse than a Commie that does not smoke cigarettes?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - meditating on the many meanings of SCOAMF-itude at June 11, 2012 06:47 PM (gmoEG)

229 I wonder who is in charge of tracking girls' hitting puberty. Like in 1877 what age in months and years did girls hit puberty? If it was later, have they corrected for better nutrition, hydration, and sleep? Did the demise of infant mortality effect the stats? Did girls likely to die as babies go through puberty later and skew the stats? It's a stupid statement. There are too many things to correct for.

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 06:48 PM (WCAIB)

230 Good on LA!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 06:49 PM (LoTJ2)

231 Posted by: troyriser at June 11, 2012 10:34 PM Interesting, troyriser. I guess goes to show that the LEO move to the 9mm, 10mm and the .40, and away from the .357, wasn't such a good idea after all. My apologies; I realize that this is the equivalent of standing on the coffee table and shouting "CROSSBOW"

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 11, 2012 06:49 PM (JMmQ9)

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 06:49 PM (F79HU)

233 Tammy, I spent a couple years in Europe, and discovered the Germans didn't ice their beer. They drink it (or did) at room temp. We found that the gasthauses that iced the beer were ALWAYS frequented by GIs.

Same with the English--room temp.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 11, 2012 10:40 PM

Old joke with those who have owned British cars;

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Their refrigerators have Lucas wiring too




Posted by: kbdabear at June 11, 2012 06:49 PM (Y+DPZ)

234 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 06:49 PM (F79HU)

235 200 Polli, does the entire European continent lack ice cubes, then?? I guess it never really gets hot enough to need cold drinks. Don't they start dropping dead when it hits the mid 80s there?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 10:30 PM (LoTJ2) 



http://tinyurl.com/yt827j -- France lost 14,802 in a 2003 heat wave.




Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 06:49 PM (kaalw)

236 Dang, 45 years and they finally did it.  Snoopy dance!!!! 

Posted by: Peaches at June 11, 2012 06:50 PM (kpCLl)

237 I heard a lecture on cancer once where the speaker laid out some concepts that blew my mind. 1. There is only one cause of cancer: a cell is cut off from nutrition, oxygen, etc., and mutates into a cancer cell. And the way cells are cut off is through the inflamitory pathways. 2. Everyone has cancer in the sense that cells mutating into cancers are a regular occurance. 3. A normal functioning system is perfectly capable of finding and destroying these cells. Most cancers, then, occur when inflammation becomes chronic to the point where it impedes the body's ability to destroy mutated cells.

Posted by: runninrebel at June 11, 2012 06:50 PM (bI3Cc)

238 I seem to have lost 20 pounds in the past six weeks.

Where go?

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 06:50 PM (F79HU)

239 I wonder who is in charge of tracking girls' hitting puberty.

I do it more as a hobby.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 11, 2012 06:50 PM (7ppar)

240 232 I wonder who is in charge of tracking girls' hitting puberty.

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 10:48 PM

Doing my part for science

Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 11, 2012 06:50 PM (Y+DPZ)

241 Peaches.. go to the Yahoo group chat.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 11, 2012 06:51 PM (DGIjM)

242 Who measures these breastes and where does a person apply for such a job? Same place as the photographer dude?

Obama is qualified to be POTUS so I suppose I am qualified to measure breastes!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at June 11, 2012 06:51 PM (nonzP)

243 Isn't it awesome, Peaches?

I was not an uber fan, and in fact was rooting for several other teams beforehand, but I am so tickled they finally got one.

I think you can remember the old Forum days, too, right?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 06:52 PM (LoTJ2)

244 Howdy, Miss Tammy!

How are ya?

Stomp any snakes lately?

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 06:52 PM (F79HU)

245 wonder who is in charge of tracking girls' hitting puberty. A Bureau of Labor Statistics time-server with a masters in economics from Penn State.....and a scorching case of herpes.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 11, 2012 06:52 PM (GFKi6)

246 Ugh paper straws....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 11, 2012 06:52 PM (kd/WP)

247 Darn there was almost a hat trick of Roman Polanski socks.

Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2012 06:52 PM (GULKT)

248 geez, Pixy A little sub-text never hurt anyone.

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 11, 2012 06:52 PM (JMmQ9)

249 Robert......please tell me you have been dieting.......

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 06:53 PM (LoTJ2)

250 I wonder who is in charge of tracking girls' hitting puberty. Like in 1877 what age in months and years did girls hit puberty? If it was later, have they corrected for better nutrition, hydration, and sleep? Did the demise of infant mortality effect the stats? Did girls likely to die as babies go through puberty later and skew the stats? It's a stupid statement. There are too many things to correct for. Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 10:48 PM (WCAIB) ----------------------- Not only all that, different studies use different criteria for marking "beginning puberty". I've read that girls are developing breasts younger, but other markers like menarche have stayed fairly constant. Which led me to wonder...are they going by self-reports and if so, are girls counting "when I first wore a bra" as "when I got breasts"? Is breast tissue (rather than just fat on chest) measured? It's so variable.

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at June 11, 2012 06:53 PM (snRY5)

251 @  236

    Hopeless Lucas, the inventors of darkness.  What a damn joke they were.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 11, 2012 06:54 PM (SAMxH)

252 Darn there was almost a hat trick of Roman Polanski socks.

Still I get no respect.

Posted by: Woody Allen at June 11, 2012 06:54 PM (7ppar)

253 Their refrigerators have Lucas wiring too[/i/]


That's not funny.

Posted by: The Prince of Darkness at June 11, 2012 06:54 PM (z9HTb)

254 I wonder who is in charge of tracking girls' hitting puberty. Like in 1877 what age in months and years did girls hit puberty? If it was later, have they corrected for better nutrition, hydration, and sleep? Did the demise of infant mortality effect the stats? Did girls likely to die as babies go through puberty later and skew the stats? It's a stupid statement. There are too many things to correct for. Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 10:48 PM (WCAIB) I have no idea and I do not want to know. The last thing I want is to know a guy tracking girls to see when they hit puberty. even the aoshq would frown on that.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 06:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

255

I can be in North Star in about 10 minutes if I wanted to. But there's not really much of a reason to want to.

.

Blink and you'll miss it.

.

Next time I'm heading that way I will post it and meet you for a beer.  I'll buy ya cheap bastich.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 11, 2012 06:54 PM (JKNDp)

256 Congratulations LA Kings! California is still boned, LA has no NFL team, but you have the Stanley Cup. 

Posted by: stillers at June 11, 2012 06:54 PM (5UQ30)

257 Darn straight, T. North. So, tell me morons - when you gain bazungles of weight, does the sacred shaft grow thicker and stronger? Do tell.....

Posted by: Calyx the HopinToBAnswered at June 11, 2012 06:55 PM (mICe+)

258 Not only all that, different studies use different criteria for marking "beginning puberty". I've read that girls are developing breasts younger, but other markers like menarche have stayed fairly constant. Which led me to wonder...are they going by self-reports and if so, are girls counting "when I first wore a bra" as "when I got breasts"? Is breast tissue (rather than just fat on chest) measured? It's so variable.

I have a proprietary algorithm.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 11, 2012 06:55 PM (7ppar)

259 more importantly is there a list of girls who have exited puberty?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 06:55 PM (Z9EHQ)

260 please tell me you have been dieting.......

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 10:53 PM (LoTJ2)


I've either been dieting succesfully or I've got a chupacabra living under my bed.


I've also considered that maybe the Mexican Cartels are trying to get into  the liposuctioning business and I'm their guinea pig.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 06:56 PM (F79HU)

261 I do HTML as well as I do electrical circuitry.

Posted by: The Prince of Darkness at June 11, 2012 06:56 PM (z9HTb)

262 Bannion I sent you Avatar on google+. I think it fits you perfectly.

Posted by: mpfs at June 11, 2012 06:56 PM (Fy6L7)

263 241 I seem to have lost 20 pounds in the past six weeks.

Where go?

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 10:50 PM (F79HU)



Did laundry?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 06:56 PM (kaalw)

264 One thing I love about hockey, their trophies are awesome, very manly it fits the occasion. By comparison the BCS trophy if mishandled shatters into a thousand pieces.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 11, 2012 06:57 PM (tKFT6)

265 258 I can be in North Star in about 10 minutes if I wanted to. But there's not really much of a reason to want to.
.
Blink and you'll miss it.
.
Next time I'm heading that way I will post it and meet you for a beer. I'll buy ya cheap bastich.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 11, 2012 10:54 PM (JKNDp)

 

I do rarely have to head south on 127.  Yeah sure.  Plentry of bars around here.  Afterall it can't be a town if it doesn't have a a church and a bar. 

Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2012 06:58 PM (GULKT)

266 more importantly is there a list of girls who have exited puberty?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 10:55 PM (Z9EHQ)


You shall know them by their bad plastic surgery.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 06:58 PM (F79HU)

267 Is this the Feast of Banning? Because I'm not getting to comment via my home laptop...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 11, 2012 06:58 PM (Hw3Gh)

268 Posted by: mpfs at June 11, 2012 10:56 PM (Fy6L7) This makes me nervous

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 11, 2012 06:59 PM (GFKi6)

269 @184

Great find.  Where does Breitbart get it's funds?

Those evil Koch brothers, I hope!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at June 11, 2012 06:59 PM (hXJOG)

270 265 Obama's Commie Secretary takes medical leave. Posted by: USS Diversity at June 11, 2012 10:56 PM (cjTjM) Which one.. there are so many commies.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 11, 2012 06:59 PM (DGIjM)

271 Did laundry?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 10:56 PM (kaalw)


Mexican Cartels laundering human fat cells.


We need Eric Holder on this yesterday!

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 06:59 PM (F79HU)

272 Obama's Commie Secretary takes medical leave. Posted by: USS Diversity at June 11, 2012 10:56 PM Um, yeah, that narrows it down to a couple of dozen; care to be more specific? unless you mean Bryson (sp?), who could have seen that coming?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 11, 2012 07:00 PM (JMmQ9)

273 255 Darn there was almost a hat trick of Roman Polanski socks.

Still I get no respect.

Posted by: Woody Allen at June 11, 2012 10:54 PM (7ppar)


Woody, you're a Jooo, get over it.

Posted by: Roman at June 11, 2012 07:00 PM (hXJOG)

274 Wait, am I mistaken that this is Monday?

And no registration?

But more banninatings?

I'm cornfused.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 07:00 PM (F79HU)

275 273 naw...

Posted by: mpfs at June 11, 2012 07:00 PM (Fy6L7)

276 If you get far enough on 127 you'll be in my turf, Hamiltucky.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 11, 2012 07:01 PM (JKNDp)

277 Robert!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 07:01 PM (Z9EHQ)

278 Lots of folks have been inadvertently banned, don't sweat it.


I think Ace is ignoring it til the registration thing gets set up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 07:01 PM (LoTJ2)

279 Well, since Ace has canceled all future agro days, we now have have "random banning night" for your enjoyment.

Have fun kids.

Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 07:01 PM (kPe9l)

280 Yankee!

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 07:01 PM (F79HU)

281 And Robert, stop dieting now, 20 lbs is enough.

Probably TOO much.

You know I cannot abide a skinny man.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 07:02 PM (LoTJ2)

282 Great quote for your Twitter accounts from today's comments by Valiant

"If the country was a car, the "Check President" light would be on."

Posted by: kbdabear at June 11, 2012 07:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

283
I think you can remember the old Forum days, too, right?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 10:52 PM (LoTJ2)


Oddly, yes, I remember pretty much everything, nobody can believe it.

This is pretty cool.

Posted by: Peaches at June 11, 2012 07:02 PM (kpCLl)

284 You know I cannot abide a skinny man.
How you doin'?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 11, 2012 07:02 PM (nrW1y)

285 280 If you get far enough on 127 you'll be in my turf, Hamiltucky.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 11, 2012 11:01 PM (JKNDp)

 

If I'm heading that far south I'm probably heading across to I-75

Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2012 07:03 PM (GULKT)

286 278 Wait, am I mistaken that this is Monday? And no registration? But more banninatings? I'm cornfused. Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 11:00 PM (F79HU) As long as you ain't cornholed... It's all good!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 11, 2012 07:03 PM (niZvt)

287 I think Ace is ignoring it til the registration thing gets set up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 11:01 PM (LoTJ2)


Gettin' tanked on valurite and trash talking on Twitter all day and night instead...I'd say for shame but that's what we love about the guy.






Well, since Ace has canceled all future agro days, we now have have "random banning night" for your enjoyment.

Have fun kids.

Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 11:01 PM (kPe9l)


Like a Publisher's Clearing House contest?  Do Ace and the Cobs show up with a giant check written for the amount of "fuck you now get lost"?  Do we get to be on TV?

Posted by: Robert all tongue in cheek at June 11, 2012 07:04 PM (F79HU)

288 @285

20 lbs? Depends on where you start.  20 lb off 250 is not much movement. 

BMI is the key.   Brought to you by your abortion loving HHS.


http://tinyurl.com/kkkbz

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at June 11, 2012 07:05 PM (hXJOG)

289 I think it's weight. Girls are attaining more weight earlier. Some just good nutrition. Some overweight.

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2012 07:05 PM (HR5x9)

290 You know I cannot abide a skinny man.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 11:02 PM (LoTJ2)


Oh I've got plenty to go around.  I can donate some to Thor if ya like.

Posted by: Robert all tongue in cheek at June 11, 2012 07:06 PM (F79HU)

291 Remember, this whole registration thing is being managed by Pixy and Ace, so the chance that it's on time, fully featured, and under-budget are about the same as the chance of every molecule of air in the room you're in spontaneously moving to a specific 1' cube in the upper northeast corner within the next hour.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 07:06 PM (kaalw)

292 I find the backstabbers who say "Reagan wouldn't win the GOP nomination with today's right wing extremists"

If a candidate ran on JFK's policies today, they'd be called a right wing extremist

Posted by: kbdabear at June 11, 2012 07:07 PM (Y+DPZ)

293 Anyhow, the one thing that I did want to say is that I have a female co-worker in her mid-to-late 20s who was born and raised in the PRC. I brought up the subject of the Tiananmen Square demonstrations with her once. The protesters were criminals, period. End of discussion.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 11, 2012 07:07 PM (sgNEe)

294

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at June 11, 2012 11:05 PM (hXJOG)


How do I know Sebelius doesn't steal a part of my soul if I enter my info in that little box?

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 07:08 PM (F79HU)

295 I like hockey. That being said, hockey does not belong in LA, or Carolina or Florida or Phoenix. Old school hockey by old school teams. St Louis Blues, Chicago Black Hawks, Montreal Canadiens, Minnesota North Stars, Toronto Maple Leafs, Detroit Red Wings. Like that.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 11, 2012 07:09 PM (jucos)

296 20 lbs off of 250 is a travesty. A man needs to have some meat on his bones.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 07:09 PM (LoTJ2)

297 Should we start an "over / under" pool on when registration is set up? Will it be before or after we get sub-text back?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 11, 2012 07:09 PM (JMmQ9)

298

Obama's gonna be pissed when he has to grab his family, his prayer rug and leave the Whitehouse this January

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 11, 2012 07:10 PM (JKNDp)

299 Okay, I entered my info in the little box.

I just gave Ofuckwit some new talking points, didn't I?

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 07:10 PM (F79HU)

300 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 11:09 PM (LoTJ2) Pssssssst. Call me.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 11, 2012 07:10 PM (GFKi6)

301 After mega hyper agro night I think Ace is handling it pretty well. My own personal opinion is that I think Ace is mulling over the registration thing. I hope he is going to backtrack on it.

I hope he will but understand totally if he does not.

Posted by: GMB at June 11, 2012 07:10 PM (kPe9l)

302 Hello again everyone, hope everyone is having a wonderful evening.

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 11, 2012 07:10 PM (R5yLq)

303 Yeah republicans have turned into such right wing extremists that our last 3 nominees for preezy were G W Bush, John McCain and Mitt Romney.

Posted by: robtr at June 11, 2012 07:11 PM (MtwBb)

304

Wow I dont think I have ever seen the larger photo.

Thats ginormous and can anyone imagine the commanders of at least the first several tanks didnt get a last ciggie and a bullet half an hour later?

What happens if all those tanks roll in to the Square? Mein gott in Jimmy Kimmel?

Posted by: MikeD at June 11, 2012 07:11 PM (p8QOg)

305 Will it be before or after we get sub-text back?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 11, 2012 11:09 PM (JMmQ9)


Sub-text?  Like subtle hints from the 'Rons that they're gonna be part of a three-way?


I think anyone of us would be screaming that from the rafters.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 07:12 PM (F79HU)

306 I keep waiting for Villaragosa to show up on ice
"Oh hey, I love the hockey!"

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 11, 2012 07:12 PM (tKFT6)

307 "Interesting, troyriser. I guess goes to show that the LEO move to the 9mm, 10mm and the .40, and away from the .357, wasn't such a good idea after all. Posted by: AltonJackson at June 11, 2012 10:49 PM (JMmQ9)" The 1986 FBI Miami shootout is precisely why Law Enforcement moved to--at first--the 10 mm, and then the now-standard .40, but the .357 magnum wasn't the problem. All of the FBI agents, including Mireles, who ended the firefight, were shooting .38 Special +P through their issue .357 mags because it was believed the less recoil of the .38 Special rounds would allow for faster target acquisition. Special Agent Jerry Dove's 9 mm 'one-in-a-million' oblique shot through Platt's lung, cutting the brachial arteries, stopping short of Platt's heart by about an inch. Platt received a mortal wound early on but continued to fight until he was finally put down for good by Special Agent Mireles. In the end, though, weapon caliber wasn't the problem, although the relatively low calibers used took most of the blame after-the-fact. The feds simply weren't prepared for the aggression level they encountered with Platt and Matix. Visibility was poor. Both Platt and Matix were well-trained former soldiers. Platt was armed with a semiautomatic Ruger .223 mini-14 and two .357 mag revolvers and thus out-gunned all of the agents on the scene. The FBI's best shot on the scene, Special Agent Grogan, lost his glasses when they forced the suspects off the street. All that could go wrong did go wrong.

Posted by: troyriser at June 11, 2012 07:12 PM (YCeSE)

308

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 11, 2012 11:10 PM (R5yLq)


Hey there!  How ya been?

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 07:13 PM (F79HU)

309 Goddam I'm so confused. Is there going to be a registration system or not? If not, what the fuck was Ace yammering on for 6,000 words about last week?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at June 11, 2012 07:14 PM (qyB3P)

310 Since that 20 pounds was only in the past six weeks I guess I shouldn't mention to Miss Tammy how much weght I've lost since starting eight months ago.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 07:14 PM (F79HU)

311 Sub-text? Like subtle hints from the 'Rons that they're gonna be part of a three-way? I think anyone of us would be screaming that from the rafters.Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 11:12 PM (F79HU) And here I was hoping to keep that whole "meat in a ginger Moronette sandwich" thing on the down low

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 11, 2012 07:15 PM (GFKi6)

312 How do I know Sebelius doesn't steal a part of my soul if I enter my info in that little box?

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 11:08 PM (F79HU)



Because I have already taken your soul, my son. I left nothing for that bitch.



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 07:15 PM (LoTJ2)

313

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at June 11, 2012 11:14 PM (qyB3P)


Do me a favor.  Just...face...that way.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 07:15 PM (F79HU)

314 299
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at June 11, 2012 11:05 PM (hXJOG)

How do I know Sebelius doesn't steal a part of my soul if I enter my info in that little box?


Shit, it's to late.  She will start sending me messages on my tin hat any minute now.   Damn it, why didn't you warn me earlier?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at June 11, 2012 07:15 PM (hXJOG)

315 St Louis Blues, Minnesota North Stars


Expansion teams from the late 60s.

Posted by: Boston Bruins at June 11, 2012 07:15 PM (z9HTb)

316 Since that 20 pounds was only in the past six weeks I guess I shouldn't mention to Miss Tammy how much weght I've lost since starting eight months ago. Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 11:14 PM (F79HU) ---------------------------------------------------------- How are you doing it and how much have you lost overall?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 11, 2012 07:15 PM (jucos)

317 Joseph Lucas, you snot-noses' idea of the "Prince of Darkness," never made an electrical part in his life. He made gas valves, and they were very good ones. He was a great philanthropist, founder of a tech school for the poor that still exists, a teetotaller, and a workaholic. After doctors and friends finally got him to take a break from work, for his health, he went to Italy, avoided the wine, drank the water, and it killed him.

Five years later his heirs went into electricity. Hope you keep enjoying your 50-year-old shitty little joke.

Posted by: comatus at June 11, 2012 07:16 PM (ZOlM3)

318 Because I have already taken your soul, my son. I left nothing for that bitch.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 11:15 PM (LoTJ2)


Ah, good, safe and sound then.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 07:16 PM (F79HU)

319 You know I cannot abide a skinny man.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 11:02 PM (LoTJ2)


Preach it, sistah!

Posted by: Peaches at June 11, 2012 07:16 PM (kpCLl)

320 #313 I've been doing great. I missed you all too much; I just couldn't stay away any longer

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 11, 2012 07:16 PM (R5yLq)

321 Hello, Everybody!

Posted by: 19K - B5Dr. Nick at June 11, 2012 07:17 PM (4qU0l)

322 Hiya, HB!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 07:17 PM (kaalw)

323 I guess I shouldn't mention to Miss Tammy how much weght I've lost since starting eight months ago.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 11:14 PM (F79HU)



You certainly should not. You will break my poor heart.



How you be quitting smoking and losing weight??

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 07:17 PM (LoTJ2)

324 Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at June 11, 2012 11:05 PM (hXJOG)


BMI can be misleading since it doesn't take into account body composition.
My BMI is 27.4 which is considered overweight but my body fat is around 18%.
You can have a high BMI but not be considered fat.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 11, 2012 07:18 PM (qkbGP)

325 324 You know I cannot abide a skinny man. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 11:02 PM (LoTJ2) Preach it, sistah! Score!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 11, 2012 07:18 PM (GE1+K)

326 #327 {{{{Cthulhu}}}}} I'd ask if you'd been good while I was away, but I know better

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 11, 2012 07:20 PM (R5yLq)

327 >>>How you be quitting smoking and losing weight?? Sounds like that new miracle treatment "sewing mouth shut" it's also effective in curing Bidenism

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 11, 2012 07:20 PM (GE1+K)

328 Hope you keep enjoying your 50-year-old shitty little joke.


Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Sgt Hulka at June 11, 2012 07:20 PM (z9HTb)

329 We're still short on firemen? Every time SCoaMF opens his mouth we're low on firemen! The ones around here work as needed and keep their day job, and as far as I know aren't financed by the feds, except perhaps for grants they get occasionally.

Posted by: Up With People at June 11, 2012 07:20 PM (iYvMQ)

330 How are you doing it and how much have you lost overall?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 11, 2012 11:15 PM (jucos)


Overall?  Fitty pounds.


How?  Frequent energetic masturbation Counting calories, basically.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 07:20 PM (F79HU)

331 292 Like a Publisher's Clearing House contest? Do Ace and the Cobs show up with a giant check written for the amount of "fuck you now get lost"? Do we get to be on TV? Posted by: Robert all tongue in cheek at June 11, 2012 11:04 PM (F79HU) Well, if they're comin' 'round here and navigate safely through the booby traps, we have a door knocker, not a doorbell, so use it! That's "knocker", singular. If the missus weren't at the beach, it would be knockers. But you had better keep your oleagenous mitts to yourselves. 'Cause she's a ginger and they have no souls... Me? Vaccinated. You have been warned.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 11, 2012 07:20 PM (IyKYr)

332 How are you doing it and how much have you lost overall?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 11, 2012 11:15 PM (jucos)


DO NOT TELL THEM ANY THING!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 07:20 PM (LoTJ2)

333 Yikes, BMI 18%? You're female I presume?

Posted by: runninrebel at June 11, 2012 07:20 PM (bI3Cc)

334 right, troyriser .38 +P, for all intents and purposes, is just a hopped up 9mm. I shoot .38 through my .357 all the time, cause it's so much cheaper, but on range day, the last couple of wheels are the real deal .357. Full on .357 is a completely different experience than pushing .38 out of the same gun.

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 11, 2012 07:20 PM (JMmQ9)

335 Hello, Everybody!

Posted by: 19K - B5Dr. Nick at June 11, 2012 11:17 PM (4qU0l)


Hi, Dr. Nick! Gern!

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 07:21 PM (F79HU)

336 On straws: all right, some can remember when they were made of paper. Anyone remember what a small diameter those paper straws had? It's not the 64-oz slurpee cups that "cause" NYC obesity, it's the damn pipeline dipping through the travel lid.

Bloomberg could have just banned big straws, and cut sodie-pop consumption by half. They just can't suck that hard for that long.

Posted by: comatus at June 11, 2012 07:21 PM (ZOlM3)

337 Yikes, BMI 18%?

You're female I presume?

Posted by: runninrebel at June 11, 2012 11:20 PM (bI3Cc)



Nope male late 50's.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 11, 2012 07:22 PM (qkbGP)

338 315 Since that 20 pounds was only in the past six weeks I guess I shouldn't mention to Miss Tammy how much weght I've lost since starting eight months ago.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 11:14 PM (F79HU)



I'd been wondering why I hadn't been hearing about the TPAKTOP since you ran off with it....now I know -- you've been dragging it around for exercise.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 07:22 PM (kaalw)

339
DO NOT TELL THEM ANY THING!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 11:20 PM (LoTJ2)


Oops. >>_>>

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 07:22 PM (F79HU)

340 BMI can be misleading since it doesn't take into account body composition.
My BMI is 27.4 which is considered overweight but my body fat is around 18%.
You can have a high BMI but not be considered fat.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 11, 2012 11:18 PM (qkbGP)


Holy shit, I am obese!!!

Posted by: Dwayne The Rock Johnson at June 11, 2012 07:22 PM (1grxW)

341 TPAKTOP

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 11:22 PM (kaalw)


*Heroic pose*

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 07:23 PM (F79HU)

342 The Orff family really shouldn't have anything to say about rights to Carl's music.

He was the creative genius, he should benefit.  His no-account children shouldn't be able to mooch off of it in perpetuity.  You know, the Left who wants a huge inheritance tax doesn't seem to think that it applies to the arts.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 11, 2012 07:24 PM (J5tI6)

343 Jesus God Almighty, 50 lbs???


Like no comments wasn't bad enough, we're going to be surrounded by skinny little men soon.

STOP IT IMMEDIATELY!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 07:24 PM (LoTJ2)

344 Well 18% BF is overweight for a male. It should be around 10-12% But I do agree BMI is basically worthless.

Posted by: runninrebel at June 11, 2012 07:25 PM (bI3Cc)

345 I'm sorry but that version of O Fortuna sucks reasty manbags. Get the original one, and enjoy it the way it is meant to be heard.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 11, 2012 07:25 PM (r4wIV)

346 Oh crap!  Lookitthetime!

Gotta get ready for woik.

If Ace commences registration in the next couple of hours tell him just to register my name and to leave a couple of mints on a pillow for me.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 07:25 PM (F79HU)

347 Bloomberg could have just banned big straws, and cut sodie-pop consumption by half. They just can't suck that hard for that long.

Go check out my trailer hitch.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 11, 2012 07:26 PM (7ppar)

348 They just can't suck that hard for that long.

Posted by: comatus at June 11, 2012 11:21 PM (ZOlM3)



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 07:27 PM (LoTJ2)

349 347 The Orff family really shouldn't have anything to say about rights to Carl's music.

He was the creative genius, he should benefit. His no-account children shouldn't be able to mooch off of it in perpetuity. You know, the Left who wants a huge inheritance tax doesn't seem to think that it applies to the arts.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 11, 2012 11:24 PM (J5tI6)




It's all part of the abuse of copyrights that's been going on over the last 50 years or so. Used to be, stuff was avant garde, became classic, then was cultural. Now it has been turned into multi-generational rent-seeking for the benefit of uncreative lawyers.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 07:27 PM (kaalw)

350 Hey folks. Just posting to make sure I'm not banned.

Celebrating Monday night by eating my way through a bucketful of imported Nestle Aero bars I got at Cost Plus tonight. Nom nom nom. (Funny that you're talkin' BMIs. Last time I had my BMI checked was the first time I ever heard a doctor exclaim right in the office, "holy sheet!")

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2012 07:28 PM (7B7jB)

351 By the way, the rest of Carmina Baruna is pretty cool too. And I'm 6'3, 200, so we aren't all itty.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 11, 2012 07:28 PM (r4wIV)

352 I can only speak to 1996 and later but ... While the English drink beer room temp, mainland Europe, including Germany, "chills" it ... About 2 degrees below room temp ... Even using Celsius that is not enough but is still a great improvement over the muck the brits swill. An Oktoberfest toast to the Horde: Ein Prosit, Ein Prosit, der Gemütlichkeit

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at June 11, 2012 07:29 PM (jts1f)

353 If Ace commences registration in the next couple of hours tell him just to register my name and to leave a couple of mints on a pillow for me.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 11:25 PM (F79HU)



THOSE AREN'T MINTS!!!!!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 07:29 PM (kaalw)

354 Obama's internals in Virginia must look like shit, he is running negative ads here. For him to attack Romney this early means he is truly fucked.

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 11, 2012 07:29 PM (1grxW)

355 yeah, if bloomberg mandated narrow diameter straws it would have been closely followed by an outbreak of oral sex.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 07:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

356 @ 322

   Goddamn straight I will enjoy that "shitty joke", sport. I spent a great deal of time unfucking Lucas' little gems.

    If you can find  shittier electronic components, please show me.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 11, 2012 07:30 PM (SAMxH)

357 I cannot believe that it has been 23 years. wow. time flys and tits get bigger, go figure. I do feel badly about the increase in clothing sizes in general, because you just know deep in your heart that somewhere some government worm is going to make us pay for the extra material somehow. Then again, maybe that is fair. Large fries, large clothes, pay more. I used to get stuff at Rochesters Big and Enormous but enough time has passed that i just buy the really big stuff at the other places now. Great line-up of behind the scenes shots. I won't have any money for bigger clothes now for sure, because I will be spending all of my spare change on re-watching about 20 of those movies. Thanks. I think.

Posted by: And Irresolute at June 11, 2012 07:30 PM (RC3M9)

358 Well 18% BF is overweight for a male. It should be around 10-12%

But I do agree BMI is basically worthless.

Posted by: runninrebel at June 11, 2012 11:25 PM (bI3Cc)

-----

Whats your BMI if you have to wait until night time to get in the pool? Thats my BMI.

Posted by: Up With People at June 11, 2012 07:30 PM (iYvMQ)

359 Dammit, the Kings PA announcer fucked up and didn't introduce Bettman, giving the fans an opportunity to boo the hell out of him.  Fucking n00bs.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 11, 2012 07:31 PM (D1HMA)

360

Somebody asked about the government payroll.  Below are the Federal numbers (civilian only):

Function Employees TOTAL - ALL FUNCTIONS 3,007,938 Nat Defense/International Relations 773,978 Postal Service 658,016 Other and Unallocable 383,582 Hospitals 201,323 Natural Resources 187,091 Police  182,573 Health  158,439 Financial Administration 128,114 Social Insurance Administration 68,757 Judicial and Legal 63,159 Air Transportation 48,525 Correction 37,589 Parks and Recreation 27,113 Other Government Administration 25,361 Space Research & Technology 18,540 Housing and Community Development 15,397 Other Education* 10,218 Public Welfare 8,341 Water Transport & Terminals 5,010 Libraries 3,871 Highways 2,941

 

 

Posted by: In Exile at June 11, 2012 07:31 PM (0401c)

361 Well 18% BF is overweight for a male. It should be around 10-12%

But I do agree BMI is basically worthless.

Posted by: runninrebel at June 11, 2012 11:25 PM (bI3Cc)


10-12%  is pretty low BF range depends on your age group.


Posted by: YIKES! at June 11, 2012 07:31 PM (qkbGP)

362 #357 Is Aceapalooza and exclusive gathering? Are you allowed to attend if you donÂ’t own a VW Microbus?

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 11, 2012 07:31 PM (R5yLq)

363 Crap, forgot about the hamster wheel & formatting

Posted by: In Exile at June 11, 2012 07:32 PM (0401c)

364 Fuck the Soviets!

Posted by: Boomer Redneque says, "Fuck the Soviets!" at June 11, 2012 07:32 PM (eQnzo)

365 A few signs your BMI may already be waaay too high

- Fast food joints always immediately have to close early right after you leave

- The folks at the park have to refill the pool after you dive in

- You just got a letter from NASA that entitles you to own your very own system of gravitational pull

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2012 07:33 PM (7B7jB)

366
But I do like my wimmen folk voluptuous.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 11, 2012 07:33 PM (qkbGP)

367 The only downside to DD's is under-boob. It's not a bad thing in any way, only a matter of perspective.

Posted by: Horace Philpot at June 11, 2012 07:34 PM (a4CUi)

368 Posted by: In Exile at June 11, 2012 11:31 PM (0401c)


But the postal union and liberals all tell me that postal workers are not federal employees.

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 11, 2012 07:34 PM (1grxW)

369 #372 East St. Louis? I'd better ask Stuck for some more shooting lessons.

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 11, 2012 07:34 PM (R5yLq)

370

371 - A few signs your BMI may already be waaay too high

----

You notice that people start emphasizing your good personality.

Posted by: Up With People at June 11, 2012 07:35 PM (iYvMQ)

371 Screw East St. Louis. I want the next AoS national meetup to be held at the Cosmopolitan Hotel in Las Vegas.

(CH's trade slogan: "Next time while you're in Vegas, why not stay someplace weird?")

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2012 07:35 PM (7B7jB)

372 371 A few signs your BMI may already be waaay too high

- Fast food joints always immediately have to close early right after you leave

- The folks at the park have to refill the pool after you dive in

- You just got a letter from NASA that entitles you to own your very own system of gravitational pull

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2012 11:33 PM (7B7jB)


Your toilet goes on strike?

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 11, 2012 07:35 PM (1grxW)

373 368 #357

Is Aceapalooza and exclusive gathering? Are you allowed to attend if you donÂ’t own a VW Microbus?

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 11, 2012 11:31 PM (R5yLq)



Nobody knows exactly what it'll be, just that it's "imminent" -- and has been, for quite a while.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 07:36 PM (kaalw)

374 @329

I totally agree.  I lift weights and when I am on course I can get my body fat down to 14%, chart says it should be 24%.

There is a military table to calculate body fat, which is what I am talking about.

You measure with caliper your skin at the waste, back of shoulder and leg.

Maybe one more place I am forgetting.

I always got a kick out of W's weight and height.  According to the BMI chart he was obese.  Clearly he isn't.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at June 11, 2012 07:36 PM (hXJOG)

375 THOSE AREN'T MINTS!!!!!!!!

THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!

Posted by: Steve Martin at June 11, 2012 07:36 PM (g/sgb)

376 I wish, MrCaniac. Mine just crumbled into Play-Doh.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2012 07:37 PM (7B7jB)

377 I watched Sherlock season 2 episodes 1 and 2. I don't know if its because I've seen the first season and it isn't as fresh or this season isn't quite as good, but it hasn't held up quite as well. It is still quite entertaining but not as sharp and smart. The Baskerville episode was nicely moody and such but the mystery sucked, I was like 3 steps ahead of Sherlock Holmes and that shouldn't even be possible.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 11, 2012 07:37 PM (r4wIV)

378 Fuck the Soviets! Posted by: Boomer Redneque says, "Fuck the Soviets!" at June 11, 2012 11:32 PM (eQnzo) It is not as much fin as you think, the kinda lay there and take it, no feedback no complaining, no attaboy, just lay there, smoke a cigarette, toss a shot and go to sleep again.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 07:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

379 Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy......

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 07:38 PM (kaalw)

380

A few signs your BMI may already be waaay too high
----

If you ran for president and settled for secretary of state.

Posted by: Up With People at June 11, 2012 07:38 PM (iYvMQ)

381 @366

I asked the question, but your figures are only Federal numbers.  Barry counts every government. 


You show no teachers, how mean is that!

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at June 11, 2012 07:38 PM (hXJOG)

382 hate seeing the Kings win but it is nice to see Gagne and Richards win. Devils played so bad tonight, never would have realized it was game 6 of the finals

Posted by: The Dude at June 11, 2012 07:39 PM (tw6Ar)

383 6 3 and 200 is verging on itty, Christopher!

You need to let me fatten you up some.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 07:39 PM (LoTJ2)

384 386 Fuck the Soviets!
Posted by: Boomer Redneque says, "Fuck the Soviets!" at June 11, 2012 11:32 PM (eQnzo)

It is not as much fin as you think, the kinda lay there and take it, no feedback no complaining, no attaboy, just lay there, smoke a cigarette, toss a shot and go to sleep again.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 11:37 PM (Z9EHQ)



If it's one of the hot Russian mail-order brides, there's also the countdown to Teh Crazy.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 07:39 PM (kaalw)

385 I brought up the subject of the Tiananmen Square demonstrations with her once. The protesters were criminals, period. End of discussion.

First, nobody demonstrates for democracy as such. If you agree with the regime, there's no need for an election. Only someone out for regime change gets out there for "democracy". So let's dispense with the pro-democracy pretence and look at what sort of regime the protesters wanted.

These protesters had put up a "goddess of liberty" which looked a lot like the statue over in New York. That means they were making their appeal to Americans. Imagine if our Tea Party was putting up big papier-mache statues of Vladimir Putin and plastering a bunch of signs in Cyrillic. That's treason, dawg.

But anyway, even without the humbug, and the treason; even if the Chinese in the capital had actually wanted a democracy, there's no way they'd have kept it. Those troops they brought in? They were from the countryside. They didn't give a shit about the latte-sippers in Beijing - especially latte-sippers with an American fetish. What happens in China when the urbanites and ruralites want different things, and when the government is weak, is Warring States. Deng Xiaoping and his tanks killed thousands, yes. They saved hundreds of thousands.

The real issue, I suspect, is that this crowd *here* is American. I get it. You're going to support a pro-American movement in another country. If the protesters were supporting an anti-American movement, I suspect the feelings here would be different.

For my part I don't much care who rules China, nor how they go about keeping their rule over China. It's just not my business.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 11, 2012 07:39 PM (QTHTd)

386 389 @366

I asked the question, but your figures are only Federal numbers. Barry counts every government.


You show no teachers, how mean is that!

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at June 11, 2012 11:38 PM (hXJOG)



Including all 57 states?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 07:40 PM (kaalw)

387 ".38 +P, for all intents and purposes, is just a hopped up 9mm. I shoot .38 through my .357 all the time, cause it's so much cheaper, but on range day, the last couple of wheels are the real deal .357. Full on .357 is a completely different experience than pushing .38 out of the same gun. Posted by: AltonJackson at June 11, 2012 11:20 PM (JMmQ9)" My favorite handgun caliber is the .45 Colt. I bought a .45 Colt conversion cylinder for my 1858 cap-and-ball .44 Remington. Recoil is a push, not a jolt, and more fun (and accurate) to shoot than a human being can stand. After that, I like the Tokarev 7.62 x 25. The commies couldn't make a decent car or washing machine, but man they could turn out some decent weapons. Priorities, I guess.

Posted by: troyriser at June 11, 2012 07:40 PM (YCeSE)

388 That one left a mark.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 11, 2012 11:39 PM (OWjjx)



In the sofa.

Posted by: Horace Philpot at June 11, 2012 07:41 PM (a4CUi)

389 If you ran for president and settled for secretary of state.

Hey UWP, just because Secretary Clinton had to threaten to sit on a couple folks in order to broker the latest Middle Eastern peace agreement...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2012 07:41 PM (7B7jB)

390 skin at the waste,

Yeah, I am not sure how I do that.  Getting late. waist.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at June 11, 2012 07:41 PM (hXJOG)

391 48.....I have to wonder if the bigger boobs = more breast cancer argument is another one of those confusing causation with, oh hell what's that saying??

 

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 11, 2012 09:37 PM (RZ8pf)

 

...'confusing causation with correlation'? 

 

Just got here, haven't read all the comments....so, sorry if someone else offered this, as well.

Posted by: wheatie at June 11, 2012 07:41 PM (/V8D4)

392 BMI says I'm a bit overweight though. I've always been lean, but around age 28 or so I started to put on some meat. When I was in college I was nearly 6' and weighed like 130. I was a skeleton. But I could do like 100 pullups.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 11, 2012 07:41 PM (r4wIV)

393 Fuck the Soviets! Posted by: Boomer Redneque says, "Fuck the Soviets!" at June 11, 2012 11:32 PM (eQnzo) ----------------------------------------------------- I did!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 11, 2012 07:42 PM (jucos)

394 My BMI is Barack. He really is a swell guy. Clean, articulate, black - he's got it all. We sext everyday we aren't in the White House together.

I am getting the lingo right...uh...right? Oh, and whats the number for this acedark site everyone keeps talking about?

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 11, 2012 07:42 PM (AUeaU)

395 signs your bmi may be too high ---------------------------------------------- All the rethuglicans start being all mean and stuff and saying you're fat when really it's just the bodacious tatas and the silent H that make you look big. H8ers.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at June 11, 2012 07:42 PM (snRY5)

396 In case any of you were wondering what our old friend WHITENOISEINSANITYKAYINMAINE!!!1!!!1!! was up to, behold....

will force all Americans to go to Mormon Mecca in Jackson County, Missouri. Is this what our Forefathers wanted?

tiny.cc/6vtrfw


Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 11, 2012 07:42 PM (DlNjp)

397    
     Time for the old folk.  Test and Tune tomorrow at our local strip, maybe I can get into the 11 second range.


       Goodnite, good people.      Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 11, 2012 07:43 PM (SAMxH)

398 Most people are overweight. The starting assumptions are most men are at least 15lbs and women are 25. I've lost 15lbs in 3 months the goal is to lose another 15. If you think your overweight, you are. If you think your not, your probably deluded.

Posted by: General Woundwort at June 11, 2012 07:43 PM (DWgdc)

399 I did!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 11, 2012 11:42 PM (jucos) 

***

Dammit America - losing the cold war was one thing but this...BURNS WHEN WE PEE!!!

Posted by: The Russians at June 11, 2012 07:43 PM (AUeaU)

400 dunno why you guys are talking about BMI, it's a piece of shit measurement. If you're tall, you are fat. If you are short, you are fat. If you run 5 miles a day, you are fat

Posted by: The Dude at June 11, 2012 07:44 PM (tw6Ar)

401 The allowance for higher BF % with age that some in the medical community offer isn't based on science. It's them mistaking correlation for causation once again or focussing solely on symptonolgy rather than optimal health and holistic treatment. Any excess body fat is a marker for inflammation and metabolic derangement.

Posted by: runninrebel at June 11, 2012 07:44 PM (bI3Cc)

402

Evening, y'all.

 

Nice ONT, Mætenloch.

 

So....was there any further mention today about the pending Registration? 

I have been afraid to ask.

Maybe we got a reprieve.

Posted by: wheatie at June 11, 2012 07:44 PM (/V8D4)

403 If it's one of the hot Russian mail-order brides, there's also the countdown to Teh Crazy. Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 11:39 PM (kaalw) I know a guy who brought one over and a girl who came over as one. both parties in both relationships were effin crazy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 07:44 PM (Z9EHQ)

404 I am not overweight, but I may be deluded on other topics. I'm furry, though. Furry legs, furry chest, I even have fur on top of my feet like a hobbit. Helps keep me warm.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 11, 2012 07:44 PM (r4wIV)

405 The starting assumptions are most men are at least 15lbs and women are 25.
***
That's insane when you consider it is an average. I wonder what the mean is?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2012 07:45 PM (AUeaU)

406 Come, have some wine and tell me how things went at work.....then, later, we can turn down the lights......

Posted by: Anna Chapman at June 11, 2012 07:45 PM (kaalw)

407 Come, have some wine and tell me how things went at work.....then, later, we can turn down the lights....
***
Do I have to say it?

Posted by: Adm Akbar at June 11, 2012 07:46 PM (AUeaU)

408 I read about those Russian mail-order brides. Spooky stuff. It appears that they weren't quite the hit some thought they'd be. Too many of 'em arrived with, er... how shall I put this... "extra equipment."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2012 07:46 PM (7B7jB)

409 @396

THIS 

http://tinyurl.com/7rtsz8p


Is my new weapon of choice.  No recoil, 30 round clip, light and the police have armor piercing rounds.


I also have the bull pup, same round, 50 round clip.


http://tinyurl.com/354hud


Don't be coming over to my place looking for no looting, trust me, it will not work out for you.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at June 11, 2012 07:46 PM (hXJOG)

410 You environmental bastards can't have my bendy straws!!!!!!

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 11, 2012 07:48 PM (/++kB)

411 reposting from last thread...


Oh please, oh please!

Alan Dershowitz has "invited" Angela Corey to debate him (after the GZ case)


I'll buy a ticket to that event!!

http://bit.ly/KNkI1C

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 11, 2012 07:49 PM (piMMO)

412 The problem with Russian girls is that they've basically hardwired to get married at a certain age, and if they get past that, they start freaking out. But they want a rich powerful man, and they think all Americans are rich and powerful. Once they find a richer, more powerful guy, they trade up.
I'm sure there are some nice girls there too but Russia spent almost 100 years trying to destroy every last vestige of morality and tradition. That has an awful price.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 11, 2012 07:49 PM (r4wIV)

413 Mrs Clemeza is a 40 G and I check em each day,,,

Posted by: clemenza at June 11, 2012 07:49 PM (qA9lG)

414 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 11, 2012 11:44 PM (r4wIV)

So then if you'd gain 40 pounds, you'd be perfect! 

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 07:49 PM (LoTJ2)

415 I'll bet you can get a good slice of Lemon Meringue Pie in Jackson, Mo.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2012 07:50 PM (6asKn)

416 417 Come, have some wine and tell me how things went at work.....then, later, we can turn down the lights....
***
Do I have to say it?

Posted by: Adm Akbar at June 11, 2012 11:46 PM (AUeaU)


It's a ловушка!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 07:50 PM (kaalw)

417 Enhance your calm!

I got calm right here in my right hand. Oh, wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say is, I'm goin' down with the calm. Ooo, no, ow, that one's too suggestive too. What I meant to say is...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2012 07:51 PM (7B7jB)

418 keep talkin', qdsteve! LOL! HOw are ya?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 07:51 PM (LoTJ2)

419 It would take a lot more than 40 pounds to make me even tolerable, Tammy. At least I can write to make up for the lack

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 11, 2012 07:52 PM (r4wIV)

420 Good thanks Tammy. Howzit hangin' in the HB?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2012 07:52 PM (7B7jB)

421 Now as for the Chinese, Effen all , as I have tried to do some capitalism with them they are as a bunch of miscreants of the lowest order in the food chain,

Posted by: clemenza at June 11, 2012 07:52 PM (qA9lG)

422 428 Enhance your calm!

I got calm right here in my right hand. Oh, wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say is, I'm goin' down with the calm. Ooo, no, ow, that one's too suggestive too. What I meant to say is...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2012 11:51 PM (7B7jB)



In just 30 days, you can enhance your calm by 2-3 inches!

Posted by: Advertisement in back of magazine delivered in brown paper wrapper at June 11, 2012 07:52 PM (kaalw)

423 Christopher, did you read the book thread yesterday? We're clambering for a sequel!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 07:53 PM (LoTJ2)

424 340, Que Pasa, Roberto? Aww. He left for woik. Hello irongrampa, I heard that Lucas bit when I was a young'un. My pa fancied Porsche, and Ma favored Triumppppphhhhh. Bosch will get you a lot farther down the track.

Posted by: 19K - B5Dr. Nick at June 11, 2012 07:53 PM (4qU0l)

425 What happened to HB -- did we scare her off?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 07:54 PM (kaalw)

426 Steve, I am in Arkansas at the moment! Thor says it's been nice and cool, though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 07:54 PM (LoTJ2)

427 171 Anyone remember paper straws?

 

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2012 10:12 PM (WCAIB)

 

I do, dagny.

But...I remember them for things like milkshakes and floats. 

Can't imagine they would be very good for alcoholic beverages, or even carbonated ones. ....They'd get soggy pretty fast, I should think. 

Posted by: wheatie at June 11, 2012 07:54 PM (/V8D4)

428 Just to be perfectly clear, I have never been shot in the head. I was, so I have been told, dropped on it as a child numerous times ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at June 11, 2012 07:54 PM (qmMAj)

429 "THIS Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at June 11, 2012 11:46 PM (hXJOG)" Very nice. I ordered this yesterday: http://www.middlesexvillagetrading.com/PDBC.SHTML They used it as a last-ditch defense against tigers back in the day. No tigers outside a zoo in Indiana, but you never know.

Posted by: troyriser at June 11, 2012 07:54 PM (YCeSE)

430 Alan Dershowitz has "invited" Angela Corey to debate him (after the GZ case)

That should be epic. I can already imagine Corey's entire debate prep brief: a single 5x7 index card that has written on it in red Sharpie, "Shut up, that's why!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2012 07:55 PM (7B7jB)

431 This OOT selection must be remembered as among the internet's best ever, a veritable Beethoven's 9th/4th movement of OOTs. (The baritone begins the chorale, "O, freunde..."). It has everything (except pictures of real nature's selected boobies (not the hypertrophied ones of fetishists)). Moe Lane's advice re" thread trolls should be followed in every avenue of life. Dr. Johnson got himself a cudgel.

Posted by: Thorvald at June 11, 2012 07:55 PM (OhenJ)

432 Night, everyone!

Sleep sweet!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2012 07:56 PM (LoTJ2)

433 I've been following the Ali Ackbar saga and the peripheral players since it all started off last week. This weekend, RS McCain, Ali, Stranahan, and Popehat started digging up some dirt on the opposition and now they're going even more batshit crazy than they already were.

That Sheridan, @occupyrebellion is now tweeting shit so vile that it makes me want to punch a wall.

Anyone else here following it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 11, 2012 07:56 PM (piMMO)

434 In just 30 days, you can enhance your calm by 2-3 inches!

Tried it. Kinda sorta works, but damn side effects. Now I can't ride my BMW motorcycle any more.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2012 07:56 PM (7B7jB)

435 also, my cat LOVES Carl Orff ... She thinks he's singing Oh Four Tuna ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at June 11, 2012 07:56 PM (qmMAj)

436 I asked the question, but your figures are only Federal numbers. Barry counts every government.


You show no teachers, how mean is that!


Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at June 11, 2012 11:38 PM (hXJOG)


usdebtclock.org says that there 4,344,047 federal employees and
15,303,421 state and local employees, sadly they don't have the numbers for 2008 to see if they have changed at all. Compare that to the amount of US income tax payers which they put at just under 114 million.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 11, 2012 07:57 PM (tKFT6)

437 The simplest way to tell if your overweight is to stand in front of a full length mirror naked. If you like what you see you might not be overweight. If that is too horrifying a prospect, then stand clothed in jeans And a t-shirt and look at yourself sideways in the mirror. If the projection of your belly is greater than 10 degrees then your overweight. As always, output must exceed input. Put down the soft drinks greater than 16 oz. but only if you want to.

Posted by: General Woundwort at June 11, 2012 07:57 PM (DWgdc)

438 Night Tammy, at least we got to say hi. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2012 07:57 PM (7B7jB)

439 #436 No, I'm still here. Stuck is trying to convince me to run down to the gas station with him. He needs cigarettes and he's trying to bribe me with ice cream.

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 11, 2012 07:57 PM (R5yLq)

440 Night Miss Tammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 07:58 PM (Z9EHQ)

441 Arkansas sounds nice Tammy. I actually have relatives there, near Ft. Smith.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2012 07:58 PM (7B7jB)

442 Not really a sequel so much as other books in the same world, and eventually one with all the characters together. I have one earlier book out but I'm sitting on it until I get the rights back and can edit it properly then release myself. I'm kind of jammed up right now on the next book, got myself into a plot I'm not sure I can resolve comfortably.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 11, 2012 07:58 PM (r4wIV)

443 Have the butler do it, Christopher Taylor.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 11, 2012 07:59 PM (nrW1y)

444 Good Night, Miss Tammy!

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at June 11, 2012 07:59 PM (qmMAj)

445 Night everyone

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 11, 2012 07:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

446 Enjoy Dolphins fans.  Your new receiver is Chad OchoCinco.

Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2012 08:00 PM (GULKT)

447 You know it's a sign from God when you start typing your novel and the hard drive with all the files crashes ... just saying :- (((

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at June 11, 2012 08:00 PM (qmMAj)

448 Don't you mean QuattrodiCinco, buzzion?

Posted by: president o'bumbles at June 11, 2012 08:01 PM (nrW1y)

449 Night, yankeefifth

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at June 11, 2012 08:01 PM (qmMAj)

450 Speaking of Ochocinco --

Glenn its been a while... when is "Cowards" dropping and is it possible I get a jump on the readers with an early copy...


Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 11, 2012 08:01 PM (DlNjp)

451 444 I've been following the Ali Ackbar saga and the peripheral players since it all started off last week. This weekend, RS McCain, Ali, Stranahan, and Popehat started digging up some dirt on the opposition and now they're going even more batshit crazy than they already were.

That Sheridan, @occupyrebellion is now tweeting shit so vile that it makes me want to punch a wall.

Anyone else here following it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 11, 2012 11:56 PM (piMMO)



It's been going on since long before last week, and I figure I'll see updates on Patterico, Breitbart, Other McCain, here, etc. -- when there's good news. The random raving tweets don't bother me much, as I don't read 'em.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 08:02 PM (kaalw)

452

@444, NDH...

 

I'll bet they're also pissed about all the other attention that you-know-who and his buddies are getting.

Cockroaches hate the light.

 

What are they tweeting? ....Anything threatening?

Posted by: wheatie at June 11, 2012 08:02 PM (/V8D4)

453 I'm kind of jammed up right now on the next book, got myself into a plot I'm not sure I can resolve comfortably.

Evil twins! Large amounts of C4! Credit default swaps!

Posted by: Waterhouse is not a successful writer at June 11, 2012 08:02 PM (g/sgb)

454 I dunno about the "FN Five-seveN® single-action autoloading pistol," Billy Bob.  I have no practical experience shooting anything (touch wood, except for hunting, which I may yet do someday).  But Mas Ayoob was saying that in one of his advanced classes he shot a hog repeatedly in the head with one, and none of the rounds penetrated the hog's skull, they just made him mad.  Finally had to dispatch the poor creature with a 1911.  (What else?)

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 11, 2012 08:02 PM (yM49S)

455 Night, all Night, Robert ... where ever you are! GOOD MORNING, VIC!!!

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at June 11, 2012 08:02 PM (qmMAj)

456 450 #436

No, I'm still here. Stuck is trying to convince me to run down to the gas station with him. He needs cigarettes and he's trying to bribe me with ice cream.

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 11, 2012 11:57 PM (R5yLq)



Isn't it a bit late for a quick jog down the road?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 08:03 PM (kaalw)

457 And lots and lots of deviant BDSM sex!! Yeah baby!!!!!1!

Posted by: that guy who wrote 50 Shades of Grey at June 11, 2012 08:03 PM (7B7jB)

458 That should be epic. I can already imagine Corey's entire debate prep brief: a single 5x7 index card that has written on it in red Sharpie, "Shut up, that's why!"

*****

I wonder if her ego extends to such a point that she would actually take him up on that offer?

If so, I soooo hope they do it here locally.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 11, 2012 08:05 PM (piMMO)

459 Anyone else here following it?

Yeah, those are some fucked in the head people, some of them have  been harassing Ace on twitter for a while over the Weiner thing and then somehow those same people were involved in the kimberlin thing, i don't know, just some weird shit with those psychos.

Posted by: booger at June 11, 2012 08:06 PM (HI6wa)

460 Niedermeyer: if they have any sense of ratings whatsoever (doubtful but who knows), C-SPAN will cover that debate. I'd pay to watch it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2012 08:07 PM (7B7jB)

461 415 The starting assumptions are most men are at least 15lbs and women are 25.
***
That's insane when you consider it is an average. I wonder what the mean is?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2012 11:45 PM (AUeaU)


Exactly.The.Same.


(Perhaps you meant to say "median"?)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 11, 2012 08:07 PM (TJWQY)

462 "Washington draws sociopaths like a pile of dog crap draws flies." -- OK, tell us how you really feel.... http://tinyurl.com/cenfxfv

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 08:08 PM (kaalw)

463 What are they tweeting? ....Anything threatening?


****

Going after Mandy Nagy accusing her of lying about her rape, others saying she's too ugly for any man to look at...just vile stuff that has absolutely nothing to do with anything.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 11, 2012 08:08 PM (piMMO)

464 The bullying episode of South Park is on Comedy Central right now.

Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2012 08:10 PM (GULKT)

465 Wheatie, I never ever reply or retweet, but rather just watch for fear of sticking my nose in where it doesn't belong, but if you want to see how bad it's getting, 'follow' @occupyrebellion.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 11, 2012 08:11 PM (piMMO)

466

If Corey does agree to debate Dershowitz....they should put it on Pay per View.

I too, would pay to see that, NDH.

Talk about an epic smackdown.

They'd make a small fortune on that.

 

Posted by: wheatie at June 11, 2012 08:11 PM (/V8D4)

467 The bullying episode of South Park is on Comedy Central right now.


****

Butterballs!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 11, 2012 08:12 PM (piMMO)

468 Sometimes I miss the Soviets.  They were so predictable.

Posted by: Junshin at June 11, 2012 08:12 PM (VWlmO)

469 In the meantime, anybody see this at the Daily Caller? "'Christian' publisher fires 25 employees after one gripes about outsourcing."

http://tinyurl.com/6q5966k

Hey, I'm all for free enterprise and running your business the way you see fit... but if your CEO is an entitled and cocooned nutbag, maybe he should be called out on it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2012 08:13 PM (7B7jB)

470 NDH ANJ on NBC is going to air tomorrow night instead of tonight because of that hockey game.

Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2012 08:15 PM (GULKT)

471 "But Mas Ayoob was saying that in one of his advanced classes he shot a hog repeatedly in the head with one, and none of the rounds penetrated the hog's skull, they just made him mad. Finally had to dispatch the poor creature with a 1911. (What else?) Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 12, 2012 12:02 AM (yM49S)" Ayoob must not be receiving any endorsement money from FNH. I don't begrudge a man for making a living and he's an extremely knowledgeable guy with valid things to say regarding LE and combat shooting and tactics, but Ayoob's constant shilling for various manufacturers grates on the nerves after awhile. Shoot anything living with anything other than .25 ACP and it will go down eventually.

Posted by: troyriser at June 11, 2012 08:15 PM (YCeSE)

472 I mean ANW

Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2012 08:15 PM (GULKT)

473

@476...

Thanks, NDH.

I may lurk and watch a bit.....but it might make me, you know...angry.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at June 11, 2012 08:16 PM (/V8D4)

474 The downside of bigger breasts is that they are usually jiggling atop bigger bellies. Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at June 11, 2012 09:28 PM (I2LwF) The downside to Truman North is he has big breasts and a big belly. And DD's big? Big. Hm. I don't think that word means what you think it does.

Posted by: CAC at June 11, 2012 08:17 PM (v/nHA)

475 Oh, here's the first two drafts of World War Z, which they have dumped and are doing re-writes and re-shoots.

http://www.zombiefiend.com/forum/topics/world-war-z-original

Posted by: Junshin at June 11, 2012 08:17 PM (VWlmO)

476 NDH ANJ on NBC is going to air tomorrow night instead of tonight because of that hockey game.


****

Thanks. I wondered if they were just going to skip it this week.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 11, 2012 08:17 PM (piMMO)

477 485 The downside of bigger breasts is that they are usually jiggling atop bigger bellies.
Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at June 11, 2012 09:28 PM (I2LwF)
The downside to Truman North is he has big breasts and a big belly.


And DD's big?

Big.

Hm. I don't think that word means what you think it does.


Posted by: CAC at June 12, 2012 12:17 AM (v/nHA)

 

I totally called this at comment 62.

Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2012 08:18 PM (GULKT)

478 I am actually downright offended by the comparison of DD to "big". I assume healthy sizes like EE, F, and G would cause the lot of you to react like that poor glasses-wearing fellow who pissed off Michael Ironside in Scanners.

Posted by: CAC at June 11, 2012 08:18 PM (v/nHA)

479 62 Truman North better hope CAC doesn't see his comment about the "Downside of bigger breasts." He's also likely to take exception DD's being considered big. Posted by: buzzion at June 11, 2012 09:40 PM (GULKT) Oh, you know me all too well.

Posted by: CAC at June 11, 2012 08:19 PM (v/nHA)

480

Greatest add "O Fortuna" version is the Australian "Big Beer" ad :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH3GH7Pn_eA

 

Posted by: ggm at June 11, 2012 08:19 PM (tZACi)

481 http://tinyurl.com/4gv4mjk Splash say, "Anonymous dies here, flabby/weak Rove and the infiltrators (all your Liberty now belong State) win, unless teh internets work around. As usual." Felon/Dem.-Commie puinks who create fear in Free Men will die. That's not a threat, obviously. All men do. It's merely a matter of time and circumstance. Can you say 'samizdat"? I think you can. Note that "samizdat" and Bibles merely take longer. Did it take so long that it gave them time to make Bush 41 give them cover? Idk. I do know that Nazis/Commies/Slick Sodomites (in the Biblical sense) get what they deserve in the course of history. Period.

Posted by: Thorvald at June 11, 2012 08:21 PM (OhenJ)

482 #467 It was only a little after eleven when we left and it's only a few blocks away. The dogs enjoyed the walk

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 11, 2012 08:21 PM (R5yLq)

483 The legbone's connected to my wristwatch....uh-oh.

Posted by: 19K - B5Dr. Nick at June 11, 2012 08:21 PM (4qU0l)

484 363 I do feel badly about the increase in clothing sizes in general, because you just know deep in your heart that somewhere some government worm is going to make us pay for the extra material somehow.

------------

Ain't gonna happen. If material rationing came about, extremely large people like me would wind up in Speedos. No one wants that; it would cause an uprising.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 11, 2012 08:21 PM (1c58W)

485 Is anyone still around?

Posted by: Alex at June 11, 2012 08:22 PM (GSGb3)

486 #489 Healthy sizes like those would case me to fall over!

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 11, 2012 08:22 PM (R5yLq)

487 but if you want to see how bad it's getting, 'follow' @occupyrebellion.

I wouldn't follow that psycho, no telling what he'll do if you get on his radar, if you want to see what he's tweeting just search his name.

Posted by: booger at June 11, 2012 08:24 PM (HI6wa)

488 #497 Sorry about the typo. I meant cause me to fall over. There are a couple of keys on the laptop keyboard that stick.

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 11, 2012 08:25 PM (R5yLq)

489 Healthy sizes like those would case me to fall over! Posted by: Hummingbird at June 12, 2012 12:22 AM (R5yLq) On the upside, it makes "running away" a lot harder. Good news for bush-dwelling fappers everywhere.

Posted by: CAC at June 11, 2012 08:25 PM (v/nHA)

490 'sup everybody.  Damn, I'm good.  Snuck in here, completely avoiding registration.  Don't rat me out

Posted by: zeera at June 11, 2012 08:26 PM (XtxRN)

491 Dan Riehl looks like Bob Ehrlich with better hair. Thought of the night.

Posted by: CAC at June 11, 2012 08:28 PM (v/nHA)

492

 

I read that article about "Bigger Breasts = bigger risk for cancer"....

 

Sounds to me like another angle of the 'global warming' thing. ....For all we know, there could be any number of other causes for why women's breast sizes might be increasing in size.

Like, I don't know....wearing bras?

Before bras came along....it was painful to have bigger breasts. ...There was no way to support them...they sagged, and were unattractive.

Fewer men mated with the women with ginormous breasts.

Thus....fewer genes were passed on, that contained the 'bigger breast gene'.

 

But now, a big breasted girl can buy bras....and not have that unattractive sagging...and find a husband.

Bras could be the reason why we are seeing more women with bigger breasts.

Posted by: wheatie at June 11, 2012 08:29 PM (/V8D4)

493 Howdy, moronettes.  My 36B was downgraded to a 32- 00 after the bilateral mastectomy.

Been working the pecs for added heft ever since.   Don't ignore those "lumps", ladies.

Get to them before they metastasize.

That is all I have to say about that.

Posted by: Derak at June 11, 2012 08:29 PM (VEhDR)

494 The BMI is a screwed-up measuring process. I'm 6'0", and a few years ago I weighed 155 lbs. According to the BMI, that's just right.

I've put on a bit of weight since then. I drink more, and I sit around more. And I'm now in my late 30s. When I weighed 155, I had a 28-inch waist, and I could only consistently find pants that fit me at thrift stores. Now 32-inch waist pants are starting to feel a little snug. I'm not sure exactly sure what I weigh now, but I'm pretty sure I'm now fat by BMI standards, with my probably 33-inch waist.

I've seen a couple of rather fit celebrities mentioned as obese by BMI standards; here's another one for that list: Tom Cruise.

The BMI is a hoax designed to provide an excuse for government action. Obesity is a crisis, man! We have to start regulating what you eat, and how much of it!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at June 11, 2012 08:30 PM (3yCFy)

495 504, damn, Derak.

Posted by: 19K - B5Dr. Nick at June 11, 2012 08:30 PM (4qU0l)

496 Alex, any news on the jobs front?

Posted by: 19K - B5Dr. Nick at June 11, 2012 08:31 PM (4qU0l)

497

On the left coast so always stumbling in at the end of these things.

 

Some reactions to various comments.

 

Somebody already caught it, but "old school" NHL franchises do not include St. Louis or Minnesota (now Dallas) Stars.  Both 1967 expansion teams.  For the first few years after that, the Stanley Cup was between West and East champions, guaranteeing a St. Louis trip to the final to be crushed by a that year's Eastern champ. 

 

And I've never been to the Staples Center, but I went to the Forum once or twice to watch a game, and skated on the ice there in a youth tournament once (skated on three NHL surfaces in my life - you would not believe how slow and crappy they are - we called them "cocktail" ice - and that's without the TV lights).

 

Some commenters here parade a very smooth cynical outlook but don't know much about China back then, nor do they seem to have any civilized impulses (at least the advanced sort we sort of, well used to, associate with westerners, and which actually are responsible for most of our freedoms).   We see this easy, ignorant preening quite a big on things like Iraq, these days.  Aside from moral failure, the failure to appreciate how things like freedom and open political systems are weapons in our arsenal is pretty dumb, however fashionable.

 

I don't shoot much full-house 357 from the Model 66, and only did it once from the Colt Magnum Carry (sweet, sweet, rare snubby).  Kinda fun when I do, and down the road I'm sure if only from boredom I'll load some of my own (have the H110 for 30 carbine anyway, and 8 pounds is a lot to use up).    Don't load the "FBI load" (158g lead hollow-point semi-wadcutter, +P), but have 'em.  Remington's are reportedly the real deal - soft lead - but I also have Federals.

 

Posted by: non-purist at June 11, 2012 08:31 PM (yJ3Du)

498 Thought of the night.

Amidst all this boobeh talk and you come up with that as the Thought Of The Night?

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 11, 2012 08:31 PM (g/sgb)

499 Hey, everyone! 

Whew, glad I didn't accidentally get banhammerinated! 

Posted by: Theresa at June 11, 2012 08:32 PM (kP3yq)

500 Were there bannings?

Posted by: Y-not at June 11, 2012 08:34 PM (5H6zj)

501 44 y/o, 6'2", oscillate between 175 and 180. Do NOT be on a swim team goin through puberty. I cannot gain much, and if I put in the effort, I turn into some Linda Hamilton looking ropy person.

Posted by: 19K - B5Dr. Nick at June 11, 2012 08:34 PM (4qU0l)

502 #504: You know, I have a lot of respect for Christina Applegate for that reason. When she first started to show signs of breast cancer, she said, "Cut 'em off." No hesitation, despite being an actress, and thus somewhat dependent on her breasts for a living.

You're a survivor, Derak, and I have to respect that.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at June 11, 2012 08:35 PM (3yCFy)

503 Alex, any news on the jobs front?

Not yet.  I need to make some phone calls tomorrow. 

Posted by: Alex at June 11, 2012 08:35 PM (GSGb3)

504

Damn, Derak....sorry you had to go through that, hon.

 

Y-not....yeah, there were some bannings on Friday night.

Dunno if there've been any since then.

Posted by: wheatie at June 11, 2012 08:36 PM (/V8D4)

505 #515 It sounds like I missed quite a bit while I was on break.

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 11, 2012 08:37 PM (R5yLq)

506 Thought of the night. Amidst all this boobeh talk and you come up with that as the Thought Of The Night? Posted by: Waterhouse at June 12, 2012 12:31 AM (g/sgb) Well, that is all talk. Since I live the life I can focus on other things.

Posted by: CAC at June 11, 2012 08:38 PM (v/nHA)

507 in b4 bant

Posted by: Zakn at June 11, 2012 08:41 PM (2TqDD)

508 Via Twitter: @JoeDeVitoComedy Autopsy of Miami zombie/cannibal reveals he chewed up but didn't actually eat that dude's face. So perhaps we've judged him unfairly. Speaking of twitter, does anyone know of a way to figure out how to see my "blocked" list? When I first started on twitter I didn't understand why strangers would follow me, so I blocked them. I may have caught some good people in that net. Wanted to check.

Posted by: Y-not at June 11, 2012 08:41 PM (5H6zj)

509 "Shoot anything living with anything other than .25 ACP and it will go down eventually.
Posted by: troyriser at June 12, 2012 12:15 AM (YCeSE)"

Heck, you can shoot anything with rounds smaller that .25 cal. and it'll go down eventually.  Depends how long you're willing to wait. 

But yeah, Ayoob is overpublished.

Don't let me distract the rest of you from talk of boobehs . . . thinking of boobehs helps me maintain my obligatory happiness.

(.)(.)

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 11, 2012 08:42 PM (yM49S)

510

Yeah, Hummingbird....it was gutwrenching to watch.

Nice to see ya back again, btw.

 

Ace was babysitting his One Thread Post of the day, on Friday.

He had to.

Some folks just couldn't seem to get it through there thick skulls....about posting shit that could get him sued.

He was patient...but then, as the night wore on into the wee hours...he got pissed.

He was also getting shit from some people about not accepting the Breitbard Award.....calling him a 'pussy'.

So, Ace had every right to get pissed. 

Posted by: wheatie at June 11, 2012 08:43 PM (/V8D4)

511

521....*their thick skulls ....and *Breitbart, not Breitbard, dammit.

Posted by: wheatie at June 11, 2012 08:45 PM (/V8D4)

512 Y-Not, one way is to go to this link:

http://www.topify.com/whoiblock/ 

and sign into your twitter account and it will tell you those you've blocked.  It's a 3rd party application you have to authorize to use to view your account.


Posted by: Theresa at June 11, 2012 08:47 PM (kP3yq)

513 Speaking of twitter, does anyone know of a way to figure out how to see my "blocked" list? When I first started on twitter I didn't understand why strangers would follow me, so I blocked them. I may have caught some good people in that net. Wanted to check.


***

I have no idea. I seems that when I block the pron folks they drop off completely.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 11, 2012 08:47 PM (piMMO)

514 Hey, thanks for the thoughts, wheatie, Gthunder, Bkdoc.  I'm here to tell y'all that in spite of what Cool Czech says ( tee hee) , life can be pretty happy without the jigglies.  I'm supposedly free and clear, no lymph involvement.  The only other thing I can say is that is is one radical , disfiguring, debilitating surgery that takes two years to completely recover from.  Think about 1/4 of your body tissue being removed. Yikes. 

Totally healthy now.  But like I said, don't ignore those lumps. I did, delayed three months while I contemplated what they could possibly be (??wtf??) because I'd been having routine mammo's for 10 years because sissy died from it. Don't IGNORE!!.

Oh, and interestingly enough, multiple male clients of my husband took him aside and told him to advise me against reconstruction.  Their wives had gone through it and it was hell on earth.   Just Git R Done.   We took that advice. No regrets.

Posted by: Derak at June 11, 2012 08:49 PM (VEhDR)

515 hmm farts smelling like old fruit salad

Posted by: The Dude at June 11, 2012 08:50 PM (tw6Ar)

516 Breitbart, not Breitbard, dammit.

I think my Bestselling Great Novel should have a pirate named Breitbeard, as an homage.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 11, 2012 08:53 PM (g/sgb)

517 510 Hey, everyone!

Whew, glad I didn't accidentally get banhammerinated!

Posted by: Theresa at June 12, 2012 12:32 AM (kP3yq)

 

Hi Theresa, finished watching Hatfield & Mccoys, really good miniseries.

The Dude, are you the old fruitcuplady?

Posted by: lou's a girl. at June 11, 2012 08:53 PM (fHyXI)

518 Wheatie, here's a sample...

Who cares about Breitbart bashing when u went back to attacking Trayvon Martin one day after your own baby died

Stranahan's baby died and didn't care to spend any time with family. He went back to tweeting against Trayvon.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 11, 2012 08:53 PM (piMMO)

519 Guess I did not get banned, but heres hoping

Posted by: lou's a girl. at June 11, 2012 08:54 PM (fHyXI)

520 The Dude, are you the old fruitcuplady?

Posted by: lou's a girl. at June 12, 2012 12:53 AM (fHyXI)


?

just eating blackberries

Posted by: The Dude at June 11, 2012 08:55 PM (tw6Ar)

521 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 12, 2012 12:53 AM (piMMO)

Lovely people.Blech.

Posted by: Derak at June 11, 2012 08:56 PM (VEhDR)

522 Lou, why do you want to get banned?

I watched a bit of the Hatfield's and McCoy's, but started too late to really get into it. 

Posted by: Theresa at June 11, 2012 08:56 PM (kP3yq)

523 531 The Dude, are you the old fruitcuplady?

Posted by: lou's a girl. at June 12, 2012 12:53 AM (fHyXI)

?just eating blackberries

Posted by: The Dude at June 12, 2012 12:55 AM (tw6Ar

 

Sorry, trying to be funny, just remembering fruitcup girl on lgf.

Posted by: lou's a girl. at June 11, 2012 08:57 PM (fHyXI)

524

Ewww....I see what you mean, NDH. That's really vile.

 

I've been thinking, that after losing in Wisconsin....the lib-rage is probably going to be simmering for a while.

So, I hope that in any future attempts to blow up stuff, like the OWSers tried to do on MayDay....that the little douches will continue to be as inept as those particular ones were.

Posted by: wheatie at June 11, 2012 09:00 PM (/V8D4)

525 Have y'all seen this? Cringeworthy doesn't come close! http://tinyurl.com/6qyb8ce It's an Obama radio spot gone terribly, terribly wrong!

Posted by: HungryKitty at June 11, 2012 09:00 PM (dZkTd)

526 533 Lou, why do you want to get banned?

I watched a bit of the Hatfield's and McCoy's, but started too late to really get into it.

Posted by: Theresa at June 12, 2012 12:56 AM (kP3yq)

It was actually well done. Not much of that on tv anymore.

I was just kidding on the banning thing, jeez, I am like a lead balloon. Ya'll are much snarkier then me, obviously.

531 The Dude, are you the old fruitcuplady?

Posted by: lou's a girl. at June 12, 2012 12:53 AM (fHyXI)

?just eating blackberries

Posted by: The Dude at June 12, 2012 12:55 AM (tw6Ar)

Try this again, was trying to be snarky about the fruitcup lady from lgf, sorry,

Posted by: lou's a girl. at June 11, 2012 09:02 PM (fHyXI)

527 Hey Kids,

this looks like the old new comment thingy.  or would that be the 'new old new comment thingy?'  I get so confused sometimes.

Posted by: jc at June 11, 2012 09:02 PM (ufJKx)

528 I saw that, HungryKitty, on a link from Twitchy.  Laughed my butt off!

Where was this stupid Obama and idiotic campaign team in 2007-08?  Wait, I forgot, they were there, the combo of McCain's rolling over on his back and the MSM looking the other way served him well. 

Posted by: Theresa at June 11, 2012 09:03 PM (kP3yq)

529

I watched some of the Hatfields and McCoys thing.

What struck me was the lack of color, in the cinematography.

Very drab.

It wasn't really that drab and colorless back then.

I think they went a little overboard, trying to make it look 'old'.

Posted by: wheatie at June 11, 2012 09:05 PM (/V8D4)

530 It's an Obama radio spot gone terribly, terribly wrong!

*sings* We've got your back!

That was just awful.

Posted by: Alex at June 11, 2012 09:05 PM (GSGb3)

531 this looks like the old new comment thingy. or would that be the 'new old new comment thingy?' I get so confused sometimes.

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 01:02 AM (ufJKx)


it will be along with Ace 2.0.....lol

Posted by: The Dude at June 11, 2012 09:06 PM (tw6Ar)

532 Lou, I figured you were teasing, that's why I did the winkie-face!

Wished I'd have started watching Hatfield's and McCoy's from the start, as I kept hearing from people what a good show it was.  Seems that lately if it isn't sports, Looney Tunes, or political news, I don't watch much TV. 

Posted by: Theresa at June 11, 2012 09:07 PM (kP3yq)

533 542 this looks like the old new comment thingy. or would that be the 'new old new comment thingy?' I get so confused sometimes.


Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 01:02 AM (ufJKx)

it will be along with Ace 2.0.....lol

Posted by: The Dude at June 12, 2012 01:06 AM (tw6Ar)


===


Uh oh.  I hope we don't have to do the beta.

Posted by: jc at June 11, 2012 09:08 PM (ufJKx)

534 @539. Yeah, the One's team is really making McCains' team look much worse in retrospect! And thats pretty hard to do. Twitchy has become a new spot I really enjoy lurking around at. They have fresh sheets there, no hobos been sleeping on 'em yet.

Posted by: HungryKitty at June 11, 2012 09:08 PM (dZkTd)

535 Uh oh. I hope we don't have to do the beta.

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 01:08 AM (ufJKx)


sure, beta is in another 6 years

Posted by: The Dude at June 11, 2012 09:11 PM (tw6Ar)

536 541, Alex, bro is due back from A-stan in the 2013. LTC, but has no clue as to what. RWA, -3 guy for the career.

Posted by: 19K - B5Dr. Nick at June 11, 2012 09:12 PM (4qU0l)

537 Lous, glad to see you didn't get hammered.

Posted by: 19K - B5Dr. Nick at June 11, 2012 09:13 PM (4qU0l)

538

Well, night all. Sorry my snark sucked. Thats just me.

Posted by: lou's a girl. at June 11, 2012 09:14 PM (fHyXI)

539 Ace of Spades beta: Formatting

Posted by: Zakn at June 11, 2012 09:14 PM (+z5LA)

540 Ace of Spades beta: Formatting

Posted by: Zakn at June 12, 2012 01:14 AM (+z5LA)


considering something breaks each year only to never be fixed, formatting is not even on the table

Posted by: The Dude at June 11, 2012 09:16 PM (tw6Ar)

541 #525: Glad to hear it, Derak! I'm glad your husband's been so supportive. Sounds like a good guy! By the way, I've always liked flat-chested women (I've received a bit of crap here for it, too), so yeah... other guys besides your husband can still find you sexy, for what that's worth.

I'm not hitting on you, here (yet), because I generally try to avoid hitting on married women. But I must admit I do have a bit of trouble staying true to that particular principle around here. I try to make it clear that I'm not serious about it (even when hitting on single Moronettes), just to be on the safe side. The last thing I'd want is to have an angry Thor or Grim come knocking at my door. I think I'd rather get SWATted for talking about convicted domestic terrorist Brett Kimberlin, a.k.a. The Speedway Bomber!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at June 11, 2012 09:17 PM (3yCFy)

542 As an old radio guy, politicians really have the worst radio ads. They put nothing into them because there is no picture of them in it, and those asswipes really love to look at themselves.

I remember we had one politician send us an ad that sounded like she used a hand held microtape recorder to record it. Not up to anyone's broadcast standard, and they didn't understand why we told them to send us one that we can actually understand.

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 11, 2012 09:19 PM (1grxW)

543 548 Lous, glad to see you didn't get hammered.

Posted by: 19K - B5Dr. Nick at June 12, 2012 01:13 AM (4qU0l)

 

You are so funny...

Posted by: lou's a girl. at June 11, 2012 09:20 PM (fHyXI)

544

Taking a seat outside the blast windows with a cherry slurpee and some beef jerky. "Will a welding helmet do for protection?"

 

"I think so!"

Posted by: Richard at June 11, 2012 09:20 PM (zYKeB)

545 553, heh. Oh, you mean I have to go to a studio?

Posted by: 19K - B5Dr. Nick at June 11, 2012 09:21 PM (4qU0l)

546 554, lous, it's Vegas, dammit. What happens here, stays on my back porch.

Posted by: 19K - B5Dr. Nick at June 11, 2012 09:22 PM (4qU0l)

547 557 554, lous, it's Vegas, dammit. What happens here, stays on my back porch.

Posted by: 19K - B5Dr. Nick at June 12, 2012 01:22 AM (4qU0l)

 

mwaaa, or your front porch, sorry for my spelling, just a dumb girl with only a high school diploma.

Posted by: lou's a girl. at June 11, 2012 09:24 PM (fHyXI)

548 551 Ace of Spades beta: Formatting

Posted by: Zakn at June 12, 2012 01:14 AM (+z5LA)

considering something breaks each year only to never be fixed, formatting is not even on the table

Posted by: The Dude at June 12, 2012 01:16 AM (tw6Ar)


===


If AofSHQ was a car, everything on it would work.  Only cuz if anything didn't work it would be removed from the car.  Repairs are so much simpler if one just skips that pesky reinstall part.

Posted by: jc at June 11, 2012 09:24 PM (ufJKx)

549 The Chinese have Tank Man, we have Weepy Cheese Boy.

I am now depressed. Good night.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 11, 2012 09:25 PM (8G/pl)

550 #560: I wonder if we could enter into talks with the ChiComs. You know, arrange a trade. Good night, OM!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at June 11, 2012 09:26 PM (3yCFy)

551

Double-DANG!

 

Am I to be understood that there are those posting this night that "HOPE" to cross the fine line in order to wear the badge of "BANNED???" Well then..

Just step into the cross-hairs.....and grin for the camera......

Posted by: Richard at June 11, 2012 09:30 PM (zYKeB)

552 #558: That's all I have, too, education-wise, Lou. And I still make the occasional good point (as do you). So, don't feel bad about it.

By the way, I couldn't help but notice you're a girl... h-how's it goin'?

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at June 11, 2012 09:30 PM (3yCFy)

553 Derak --

So glad to have you with us tonight.

It's good to have all sorts of morons around the campfire swappin' "wisdom", instead of out in the dark or lost to us forever. And you've been places that many of us need to hear of. I know that I've frequently gone, "what was that? I'll wait a bit and see if it gets worse or better." -- and I'll be a bit more careful in the future.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 09:31 PM (kaalw)

554 563, 558, same here. I got to drive a tank, though.

Posted by: 19K - B5Dr. Nick at June 11, 2012 09:33 PM (4qU0l)

555

Sorry, just getting around to actually, you know, reading comments...

 

Writing a Novel. First draft is done. Editing is underway.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 11, 2012 09:43 PM (9TTOe)

 

Ditto.  I did mine during Nano last November.  Gonna do it again this year.  I highly recommend it to anyone that has even the slightest inkling that there's a book of some sort in them.  Rough draft of 50K, heads down writing, stifling the inner editor, just cranking out the words.  It's amazing (to me) that my results show promise. 

I've got the plot for Book 2 fingered out and a rough idea for Book 3.  Franchise baby!  Potter/Twilight/Hunger Games payday sure to follow.  Definitely.

Posted by: zeera at June 11, 2012 09:35 PM (XtxRN)

556 564, cooth, Derak, amen. We have some fallen morons to consider. It's best to join the company, and revel in the sport.

Posted by: 19K - B5Dr. Nick at June 11, 2012 09:35 PM (4qU0l)

557

564

I am in the pocket tonight...which means...a drone somewhere over Hoboville!

Posted by: Richard at June 11, 2012 09:37 PM (zYKeB)

558 #566: I'm making the commitment now... I, too, will be participating in NaNoWriMo this year! I forgot about it last year until someone mentioned it here after the month had started. This year, though, I'm all in!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at June 11, 2012 09:42 PM (3yCFy)

559 Well, I'm out for the evening... Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at June 11, 2012 09:45 PM (3yCFy)

560 Is it cheating to write a couple of thousand words every fortnight in advance of NaNoWriMo?

/who am I kidding, that's still too much work for me

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 11, 2012 09:46 PM (g/sgb)

561

Saw a blurb about an unmanned Drone today....one that went down in Maryland, I think it was.

Went down in a marshy area....didn't look like there were any big pieces.

 

So then the thought crosses my mind....[it was quick, lotta space in there]....that little unmanned drones flying around in US airspace....

....you know, snooping around, on us citizens who are just minding our own business, could be hazardous. ....For the little drone.

Might not be.

But it could be.

 

Because, you know....it might get mistaken for a big ole fat goose...or something.

Lots of hungry folks these days.

Might like to take down a big ole fat goose.

To, you know....feed their families and all.

Posted by: wheatie at June 11, 2012 09:48 PM (/V8D4)

562 548 Lous, glad to see you didn't get hammered.

Posted by: 19K - B5Dr. Nick at June 12, 2012 01:13 AM (4qU0l)

and btw, its lous

Posted by: lou's a girl. at June 11, 2012 09:48 PM (fHyXI)

563 573, lous, stupid Autocorrect. And yeah, I am approaching 'hammered' status.

Posted by: 19K - B5Dr. Nick at June 11, 2012 09:54 PM (4qU0l)

564

572

Yes,

drones can be mistaken for many things...but more often, drones are ignored because they don't look like.....anything....

 

just saying..

 

night cupcake......

Posted by: Richard at June 11, 2012 09:54 PM (zYKeB)

565 Anyone who wants to visit the BK Twilight Zone.. Patterico has info..

http://patterico.com/2012/06/11/harassment-june-11-2012/#comments

Wow! Just WOW!! *shudder*

(Sorry if anyone already posted)

Posted by: JarvisW at June 11, 2012 09:56 PM (8yPsP)

566 Good evening again.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 10:03 PM (4ixH5)

567 Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy......

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 11:38 PM (kaalw)


Ah shit, Cooth's been hitting the methamphetamines, hasn't he?

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 10:04 PM (4ixH5)

568 http://tinyurl.com/6qyb8ce It's an Obama radio spot gone terribly, terribly wrong! Posted by: HungryKitty at June 12, 2012 01:00 AM (dZkTd) Urge to get a jerry curl...rising!

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 10:09 PM (4ixH5)

569 DON'T DIE ON ME, ONT!

LIVE, DAMN YOU, LIVE!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 10:09 PM (4ixH5)

570 A guy loses his connection for an hour and everyone bails.

Sumumabitch!

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 10:10 PM (4ixH5)

571 Hey Roberto,  que pasa?

Posted by: jc at June 11, 2012 10:10 PM (ufJKx)

572

#571  No one knows or cares about how you get to the 50K.  If 'pre-writing' gets you started, go for it.  Lots of ways to pad the word count if one is so inclined.  Nano is completely a honor system.

I did mine within the confines of November.  It helped to tell friends/family/co-workers that I was doing it - they were vicariously writing it with me, pestering me for updates and status reports.  Had to do 6K words in the last day and a half but by God, I did it.

Posted by: zeera at June 11, 2012 10:11 PM (wwuGd)

573 I believe that is properly pronounced sommonfombayitch.  but then again I am a fargin icehole.

Posted by: jc at June 11, 2012 10:12 PM (ufJKx)

574 heh, Nintendo fans still holding out hope for a re-emerging Nintendo with the WiiU

Posted by: The Dude at June 11, 2012 10:15 PM (tw6Ar)

575 Howdy, JC! Listen to that ad and see if you too need to let your Soul Glow.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 10:15 PM (4ixH5)

576 "Chicago Teachers Set to Strike; Scholastic Performance Expected to Improve by 19-24%"

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 11, 2012 10:16 PM (VPKOc)

577 DON'T DIE ON ME, ONT!

LIVE, DAMN YOU, LIVE!!!!!!!!!!


/lub-dub

lub ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ULRfir4xdU

mmmm, ham

Posted by: ONT at June 11, 2012 10:17 PM (g/sgb)

578 Did everyone get a new hashtag today?  what would u (something) do - WTF

Posted by: zeera at June 11, 2012 10:18 PM (wwuGd)

579 Girls are reaching puberty earlier than ever before?

Life just gets better and better!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner's Wandering Weiner at June 11, 2012 10:20 PM (VPKOc)

580 590 Girls are reaching puberty earlier than ever before?

Life just gets better and better!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner's Wandering Weiner at June 12, 2012 02:20 AM (VPKOc)


====


estrogen added to all our food.

Posted by: jc at June 11, 2012 10:23 PM (ufJKx)

581 589, nope, I still got the one I've had as long as I can remember looking at it..

Coupla years at least..

And seriously, ya'll should check out Patterico! The Neal is hittin the fan!

Posted by: JarvisW at June 11, 2012 10:24 PM (8yPsP)

582 estrogen added to all our food. Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 02:23 AM (ufJKx) You know who I blame? The joooos!

Posted by: David Duke at June 11, 2012 10:25 PM (4ixH5)

583

Posted by: zeera at June 12, 2012 02:18 AM (wwuGd)


Still the same here and at home.


I want a new hash.  What does it take to get a new hash around here?

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 10:26 PM (4ixH5)

584 And seriously, ya'll should check out Patterico! The Neal is hittin the fan!

Posted by: JarvisW at June 12, 2012 02:24 AM (8yPsP)




http://patterico.com/2012/06/11/harassment-june-11-2012/

Jesus H....

Uh, just cause I'm curious, who's Neal?

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 10:28 PM (4ixH5)

585 Uh, just cause I'm curious, who's Neal?

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 02:28 AM (4ixH5)



Neal Boortz, i would guess. but i could be wrong.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 11, 2012 10:31 PM (r7Ddb)

586 I guess the system crash at work today generated a new IP at my desk somehow.  So WhatwoulduGodDamn is gonna be me, until the next crash...

Posted by: zeera at June 11, 2012 10:33 PM (XtxRN)

587 No, Neals one of BKs guys..

I'm not up to speed either, but Neal seems to have gone off the end with Weinergate, check the Other McCain thread for more!

I'm the most weirded out over the blogosphere than I've ever been!

Posted by: JarvisW at June 11, 2012 10:33 PM (8yPsP)

588 um hi guys. And to think i was sure i would have plenty blog time this weekend and middle of last week. well i suppose a death in the family will do that to you.  Grimmy puts his dad in the ground tomorrow and hes mean as a hungover badger right now. Not a pretty sight. There was a moment when i really contemplated goin home to mama, and this is MY house!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 11, 2012 10:34 PM (r7Ddb)

589 McCain's thread in Pattericos comments.. and Pats comments too there..

Posted by: JarvisW at June 11, 2012 10:34 PM (8yPsP)

590
I'm the most weirded out over the blogosphere than I've ever been!

Posted by: JarvisW at June 12, 2012 02:33 AM (8yPsP)


dammit. now i gotta go check it out too!


.... hang on a sec while i go have a look...

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 11, 2012 10:35 PM (r7Ddb)

591

"Burp!!!"

Sorry, just downed my last "Johnny Walker Black Label", a bit too fast,

So... the drone thing, A bit over the top tonight? Hope I did not get anyone's knicker's in a twist!!....Well actually, that was the point...if your twisted in your knickers....I've done the job and fair thee well lad........

see you next posting!

Posted by: Richard at June 11, 2012 10:37 PM (zYKeB)

592 No, Neals one of BKs guys.. I'm not up to speed either, but Neal seems to have gone off the end with Weinergate, check the Other McCain thread for more! I'm the most weirded out over the blogosphere than I've ever been! Posted by: JarvisW at June 12, 2012 02:33 AM (8yPsP) Oh, that Neal. I remember now.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 10:38 PM (4ixH5)

593 Yeah, all those vile things he said straight to @liberty_chick, and yet Twitter wont do a thing about it..

They (twitter) claim She started it by talking about him, or BK, I guess... (So its ok thn)

"

ITÂ’S A BLOG WAR!!!!

THEY YELL “BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH” AND WE POINT IT OUT!!!!

MORAL EQUIVALENCE!!!!

Comment by Patterico — 6/11/2012 @ 10:35 pm"


Freekin WEIRD

Posted by: JarvisW at June 11, 2012 10:42 PM (8yPsP)

594 My home hash doesn't change, but my work and IPhones one changes all the time

Posted by: Zakn at June 11, 2012 10:42 PM (WX6M1)

595

603

Do I need to say it.......or should I live it to youu (see, another double-tap)

Posted by: Richard at June 11, 2012 10:43 PM (zYKeB)

596 Yea that BK stuff gets weirder every time a new layer gets peeled off

Posted by: Zakn at June 11, 2012 10:44 PM (WX6M1)

597 Hey Gushie.  Hang in there.  We are pulling for you.

Posted by: jc at June 11, 2012 10:45 PM (ufJKx)

598 just read all that stuff over at the Other Mc Cain site. wowzers! that sit is wild. wish more people were aware. I was talking economy the stock market, our investments with my formerly socialist friend. He really is disgusted by the resident. he told me hes starting to think of romney as a 60's dem he could be ok voting for. He thinks OBamas nuts and his handlers the most corrupt people in the whole damn world.


then we went to Bob's Big Boy for lunch.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 11, 2012 10:46 PM (r7Ddb)

599

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 12, 2012 02:34 AM (r7Ddb)


Hard times.  Hopin' for the best for ya'll.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 10:46 PM (4ixH5)

600 608 Hey Gushie. Hang in there. We are pulling for you.

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 02:45 AM (ufJKx)


Got any good ideas for soothing a griefstricken wolverine with father issues and a black belt in MCMAP?

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 11, 2012 10:47 PM (r7Ddb)

601

604

Crash-Rescue Trucks inbound....The runway will be foamed....you are ILS DIRECT!!!

Posted by: Richard at June 11, 2012 10:47 PM (zYKeB)

602 seriously your prayers mean everything to me.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 11, 2012 10:47 PM (r7Ddb)

603 I cant get McCain to link but the tagline is "Neal's lost it"

Posted by: JarvisW at June 11, 2012 10:48 PM (8yPsP)

604 Beyond a shitload of booze Gushie? Pullin hard for the wolverine

Posted by: Zakn at June 11, 2012 10:50 PM (WX6M1)

605 If you got the booze I can bring the steaks and heavy metal.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 10:55 PM (4ixH5)

606 Sugar-free lemonade mix is teh sux.  Little known fact - a pinch of salt kicks 'real' lemonade up a notch.  Try it sometime.  Also raspberry shnapps and lemonade makes a good drink

Posted by: zeera at June 11, 2012 10:57 PM (XtxRN)

607 Got any good ideas for soothing a griefstricken wolverine with father issues and a black belt in MCMAP?

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 12, 2012 02:47 AM (r7Ddb)


Abduct a hobo off the street, tie him up in your barn and let Grim whale on him before slicing him up into delicious hobo steaks?


I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 10:57 PM (4ixH5)

608 Sugar-free lemonade mix is teh sux. 

Posted by: zeera at June 12, 2012 02:57 AM (XtxRN)


It's the artificial sweeteners.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 10:58 PM (4ixH5)

609 Val-U-Rite Vodka, makes EVERYTHING better!
'
DUH lol

Posted by: JarvisW at June 11, 2012 11:01 PM (8yPsP)

610

613

Serious Kiddo,

will tap my off-springs list which is heard all the way out to the Vatican most days I know.....powerful stuff! You are in the pipeline as of.......now!

Be ready for the response...............and be able to understand the meaning!!

Bless you and yours!

 

Richard

Posted by: Richard at June 11, 2012 11:02 PM (zYKeB)

611 Now this is a fine booty right here.

http://tinyurl.com/6nvazou

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 11:02 PM (4ixH5)

612

And my hash changes again.  .   .

Val-U-Rite Vodka with wine cooler makes for a quick drunk

Posted by: zeera at June 11, 2012 11:04 PM (XtxRN)

613 623, its the Val-U-Rite adjusting your hash.,.. TO MAKE IT BETTER!!

Posted by: JarvisW at June 11, 2012 11:06 PM (8yPsP)

614 616 If you got the booze I can bring the steaks and heavy metal.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 02:55 AM (4ixH5)



i am bringing in the big guns for this weekend and having a retired NCO friend from Grim's same line of work, come hang with us for the weekend. It seems Grim cares not all that 24 years ago i dated this guy (because he is now large and fatherly with an epic beard and looks like a mountain man) but instead trusts and loves him. I am hoping this friend can help him thru what i can not.


its been hilarious he called me today and asked how I was doin. i pretty much snarked him for not askin about Grim.  He sez "Look i KNOW how Grim is and thats increasingly mean till he gets his old man in the ground. Now how you doin with that?"


Damn. I still think hes great. Best freaking thing ever that he found me on the Bookface. SO i expect there will be steaks and drinking for the weekend.  And the new wife of my old friend is making her famous cranberry scones and maybe home made ginger bread!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 11, 2012 11:07 PM (r7Ddb)

615

620

Do you understand how much even "VAL-U-RITE" has been marked up under the current" OBAMA ADMINISTRATION??"

Posted by: Richard at June 11, 2012 11:07 PM (zYKeB)

616 http://tinyurl.com/clr8vqh Mitch Daniels signs laws that apparently takes a lot of the fun out of law enforcement. Ah shit, guys, I guess you'll have to do all those little things like make sure you got the right house before busting in and shooting the wrong guy. Shame, shame.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 11:08 PM (4ixH5)

617 Bless you and yours!

Richard

Posted by: Richard at June 12, 2012 03:02 AM (zYKeB)



thanks man. we appreciate it.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 11, 2012 11:09 PM (r7Ddb)

618 626 Yep, still cheaper than GAS tho! lol

Posted by: JarvisW at June 11, 2012 11:09 PM (8yPsP)

619 I'm new to most of this but can anyone explain what "patching" is.  Saw in a McCain post the BK crew was looking to "patch" Ace, and had no idea what it meant.

Posted by: PagodaMaster at June 11, 2012 11:10 PM (N0osC)

620 630 and the onion has another layer..

Wow..

And I have no idea, seems most of this has gone on behind the scenes till recently..

Posted by: JarvisW at June 11, 2012 11:12 PM (8yPsP)

621

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 12, 2012 03:07 AM (r7Ddb)


Rock on, Gushie, I know you can help Grim through.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2012 11:15 PM (4ixH5)

622 611 608
Hey Gushie. Hang in there. We are pulling for you.


Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 02:45 AM (ufJKx)

Got any good ideas for soothing a griefstricken wolverine with father issues and a black belt in MCMAP?

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 12, 2012 02:47 AM (r7Ddb)


====

Sad to say I know the only thing that really works is 'time.'  At best, you are in for a really tough year.  But the good news is it only has to be one year.

Unresolved issues can go much longer, but they don't have to if the people involved want them to end.  So, this is a good place for you to ask a pro for some suggestions on what you should be doing.  (The pro will be helping you, cuz I have an instinct that grim is not the type to accept that kinda help directly - if I am right and you already know it, don't even bother to ask cuz he'll take it as an insult and that will only make things worse.)

Unfortunately, some of the pros in this field are just batshit crazy, so choose wisely.  If their advice sounds AFU to you, it probably is.  If it sounds like a good mixture of comment sense, wisdom born from experience, and reasonable suggestions that acknowledge in advance your potential risks in following those suggestions -- you probably have found the right person to help.  Go slow, you will be on this job for a year.  You are up to it, and you will do a good job.

Posted by: jc at June 11, 2012 11:16 PM (ufJKx)

623 630 I'm new to most of this but can anyone explain what "patching" is. Saw in a McCain post the BK crew was looking to "patch" Ace, and had no idea what it meant.

Posted by: PagodaMaster at June 12, 2012 03:10 AM (N0osC)


its when you reveal and expose a person with an anonymous online personna with their real life actual person, phone, address, email. and then you publish it on 4 chan for the trolls to attack


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 11, 2012 11:19 PM (r7Ddb)

624 630
I'm new to most of this but can anyone explain what "patching" is. Saw
in a McCain post the BK crew was looking to "patch" Ace, and had no idea
what it meant.

Posted by: PagodaMaster at June 12, 2012 03:10 AM (N0osC)

its when you reveal and expose a person with an anonymous online personna with their real life actual person, phone, address, email. and then you publish it on 4 chan for the trolls to attack

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 12, 2012 03:19 AM (r7Ddb)

 

Thanks.

Posted by: PagodaMaster at June 11, 2012 11:25 PM (N0osC)

625 Well, thats even worse than I thought..

Tho, Ace did say this could happen, because of this situation.

Bizzaro world indeed..

Posted by: JarvisW at June 11, 2012 11:33 PM (8yPsP)

626 Gushka -- can't do much, but

<closes eyes and concentrates>

...

...

...

sending THAT to you and Grim. Hope it helps.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 11:41 PM (kaalw)

627 Whoof. I'd better be hittin' the sack now. G'night, all!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 11, 2012 11:44 PM (kaalw)

628 Clear !!!  *zap*  *zap*

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 12:02 AM (ufJKx)

629 Its DEAD Jim(C)!

Posted by: Bones at June 12, 2012 12:05 AM (8yPsP)

630 Takes piss on Thread

Posted by: Zakn at June 12, 2012 12:12 AM (2HdXd)

631 Not with only 24 posts left to go. Time for random thoughts

Posted by: GMB at June 12, 2012 12:21 AM (kPe9l)

632
lhey, there's thread --  http://tinyurl.com/7q7ertw

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 12:23 AM (ufJKx)

633 Probably the neatest looking airplane of ww1---http://fokkerdr1.com/

Posted by: GMB at June 12, 2012 12:24 AM (kPe9l)

634 As already noted, Indiana cops are no longer exempt from the Castle Law. Hope this catches nation wide.

Posted by: GMB at June 12, 2012 12:28 AM (kPe9l)

635 644 Probably the neatest looking airplane of ww1---http://fokkerdr1.com/

Posted by: GMB at June 12, 2012 04:24 AM (kPe9l)


==


I thought that fokker was a Messerschmidt

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 12:34 AM (ufJKx)

636 There was this time, where Indiana was a Free Fire zone. Then I threw my medals over the wall of the White House.

Posted by: John "Served in Vietnam" Kerry at June 12, 2012 12:36 AM (2TqDD)

637 I thought that fokker was a Messerschmidt

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 04:34 AM (ufJKx)


Anthony Fokker was a Dutch Citizen and had his own aircraft company.


Willi Merrerschmidt was the founder Bayerisches Flugzeugwerke in Augsburg, iirc, Germany. Later to be renamed Merrerschmidt .


Thus giving rise to the mislabeling of the BF-109 as the Me-109, iirc, I hope this totally useless information enlightens your day



Posted by: GMB at June 12, 2012 12:38 AM (kPe9l)

638 One of the oddest armored? fighting vehicles of all times---http://www.landships.freeservers.com/lebedenko_info.htm

I blame the vodka. I was not valu-rite.

Posted by: GMB at June 12, 2012 12:40 AM (kPe9l)

639 I(t) was not valu-rite.

Posted by: GMB at June 12, 2012 12:41 AM (kPe9l)

640 Fuck you, I won't do what ya tell me! Cause my internet keeps cutting out. BUGGER!

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 12:45 AM (4ixH5)

641 Thankfully I have book.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 12:46 AM (4ixH5)

642 Liberal Fascism.

I probably should have read this a long time ago.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 12:46 AM (4ixH5)

643 Cause, ya know, I really like Jonah Goldberg.

He's a good writer and it's been fun watching his evolution over the past decade or so and seeing his grudging acceptance of libertarian ideas within conservatism.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 12:47 AM (4ixH5)

644 Before he just used to shit on libertarians reflexively.

Now he's like, "Okay, it's not all bad."

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 12:48 AM (4ixH5)

645 Not that I see him writing for Reason anytime soon, but I just think it's funny.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 12:49 AM (4ixH5)

646 lalalalalala

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 12:50 AM (4ixH5)

647 Closer, closer, almost there.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 12:50 AM (4ixH5)

648 Ya know what sounds good about now?

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 12:51 AM (4ixH5)

649 Tits in my face.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 12:51 AM (4ixH5)

650 Breasts and crotch, yo.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 12:51 AM (4ixH5)

651 SING IT!

These are a few of my favorite things.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 12:52 AM (4ixH5)

652 648 I thought that fokker was a Messerschmidt


Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 04:34 AM (ufJKx)

Anthony Fokker was a Dutch Citizen and had his own aircraft company.
Willi Merrerschmidt was the founder Bayerisches Flugzeugwerke in Augsburg, iirc, Germany. Later to be renamed Merrerschmidt .
Thus giving rise to the mislabeling of the BF-109 as the Me-109, iirc, I hope this totally useless information enlightens your day


Posted by: GMB at June 12, 2012 04:38 AM (kPe9l)


====


it was the punchline of the first dirty joke my dad ever told me when I was just a wee lad.

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 12:52 AM (ufJKx)

653 Gettin' close now.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 12:53 AM (4ixH5)

654 robert I don't think it counts if you do it all by yourself.

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 12:53 AM (ufJKx)

655 Wait for it.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 12:53 AM (4ixH5)

656 Hey guys.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 12, 2012 12:53 AM (bxiXv)

657 now?

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 12:53 AM (ufJKx)

658 (Well, that had only a 50% chance of succeeding anyway. )

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 12, 2012 12:53 AM (bxiXv)

659 Well, good enough, but one ought to do something special to invoke the Beast.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 12:53 AM (4ixH5)

660 Hey, Dark Lord.  Hope things are good.

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 12:54 AM (ufJKx)

661 I don't think it counts if you do it all by yourself.

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 04:53 AM (ufJKx)


Email the head ewok so we can get a ruling on that.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 12:54 AM (4ixH5)

662 (Well, that had only a 50% chance of succeeding anyway. )

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 12, 2012 04:53 AM (bxiXv)


Your soul...MINE!

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 12:55 AM (4ixH5)

663 If its any consolation, I got 'it' JC..

And Jonah Goldberg is maybe realising that the Right can be just as nanny as the left.. Maybe not REASON yet, but everyone helps...

I'm a (NON-Paul) libertarian

Posted by: Bones at June 12, 2012 12:56 AM (8yPsP)

664 672 I don't think it counts if you do it all by yourself.


Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 04:53 AM (ufJKx)

Email the head ewok so we can get a ruling on that.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 04:54 AM (4ixH5)


====


I could, but I think he is doing himself all by himself and doesn't want to be disturbed with questions about what someone would be given credit for if they were doing it all by their self.

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 12:57 AM (ufJKx)

665 As far as jokes in english go. I am impaired. English is not my first language.  Upon furthur review I now understand what you meant about that "Fokker"

Way over my head.

Posted by: GMB at June 12, 2012 12:57 AM (kPe9l)

666 676 As far as jokes in english go. I am impaired. English is not my first language. Upon furthur review I now understand what you meant about that "Fokker"

Way over my head.

Posted by: GMB at June 12, 2012 04:57 AM (kPe9l)


===


gotcha.  mostly it was a father/son thing for me.  Actually gave me a warm fuzzy feeling and I am glad you reminded me.  my dad never did have much in the way of protocol.

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 01:02 AM (ufJKx)

667 671 Hey, Dark Lord. Hope things are good. Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 04:54 AM (ufJKx) Still not walkin. Better than last night, though, I will sleep better. Funny how I'm always better when I don't follow doctor's instructions.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 12, 2012 01:04 AM (bxiXv)

668 BTW, LMAO at this weeks Whale Wars commercial.

They sent an untested boat into the rough seas, and it broke apart..

WOW, SHOCKING!!

Posted by: JarvisW at June 12, 2012 01:05 AM (8yPsP)

669 Your soul...MINE! Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 04:55 AM (4ixH5) I didn't let Rum have it, sure as Hell you won't get it. Besides, it's under guard in a secure, undisclosed remote location.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 12, 2012 01:05 AM (bxiXv)

670 silly rabbi, dark lords don't have souls.

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 01:15 AM (ufJKx)

671 I could, but I think he is doing himself all by himself and doesn't want to be disturbed Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 04:57 AM (ufJKx) Good point, I do myself a lot and I hate being disturbed. Especially right when I'm near...uh, nah, you don't want to hear it. English is not my first language. Posted by: GMB at June 12, 2012 04:57 AM (kPe9l) Canadian? Besides, it's under guard in a secure, undisclosed remote location. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 12, 2012 05:05 AM (bxiXv) Strip club in Cabo? We know all about it.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 01:15 AM (4ixH5)

672 Strip club in Cabo? We know all about it. Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 05:15 AM (4ixH5) Ha HA! Shows what you know. That strip club is nowhere *near* Cabo!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 12, 2012 01:17 AM (bxiXv)

673 silly rabbi, dark lords don't have souls. Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 05:15 AM (ufJKx) Oy vey!

Posted by: Rabbi Palpatine at June 12, 2012 01:20 AM (4ixH5)

674 That strip club is nowhere *near* Cabo!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 12, 2012 05:17 AM (bxiXv)


Location confirmed, move on Rio, I repeat, move on Rio!

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 01:21 AM (4ixH5)

675 Location confirmed, move on Rio, I repeat, move on Rio! Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 05:21 AM (4ixH5) Colder...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 12, 2012 01:30 AM (bxiXv)

676 You're right, nothing but an assembled mass of hot, scantily clad Brazilian women. What to do next...*Taps foot*

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 01:40 AM (4ixH5)

677 687 You're right, nothing but an assembled mass of hot, scantily clad Brazilian women.

What to do next...*Taps foot*

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 05:40 AM (4ixH5)


===


as your attorney I advise you to hang out with the wimminz.

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 01:41 AM (ufJKx)

678 Just reading about Dr. Drapela at OSU, apparently fired for "ideological impurity." Someone must have come up with a name for the government/academic complex and its mentality, I just can't think of it. It is utterly corrupting, however. Rent-seekers are corrosive. It starts with temptation and arrogance, and it goes downhill from there until you have thugs in Washington State taking hostages and never facing justice, or biting off fingers or beating people. Because they can get away with it, because they have powerful friends. Or a drooling idiot judge who stays bought.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 12, 2012 01:44 AM (bxiXv)

679 What to do next...*Taps foot* Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 05:40 AM (4ixH5) It's Brazil. Screen carefully, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 12, 2012 01:45 AM (bxiXv)

680 Screen carefully, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 12, 2012 05:45 AM (bxiXv)


It's camel-toe as far as the eye can see, so I'm nearly certain none of them are men.





as your attorney I advise you to hang out with the wimminz.

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 05:41 AM (ufJKx)


As your client don't expect me to pay you for this advice.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 01:47 AM (4ixH5)

681 Alas, hot golden poon shall have to wait.

WOIK BECKONS!

Good night, Mero.

Good night, JC.

Good morning, Vic.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 01:47 AM (4ixH5)

682 I gotta try to sleep. Sorry to make it a HIT AND RUN visit, to stay topical with the news of the day...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 12, 2012 01:49 AM (bxiXv)

683
as your attorney I advise you to hang out with the wimminz.


Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 05:41 AM (ufJKx)

As your client don't expect me to pay you for this advice.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2012 05:47 AM (4ixH5)


===


cheap bastard.  it is the best advice you have received in months.  see if I waste any more time looking out for you.

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 01:50 AM (ufJKx)

684 looks like that's it.  CYA.   Morning Vic.

Posted by: jc at June 12, 2012 01:51 AM (ufJKx)

685 Morning everyone. Yet another day to look forward to... Up and t 'em!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 12, 2012 02:11 AM (niZvt)

686 Speaking of hanging withthe wimminz, I must say the yahoo AOSHQ group chat room was a fun way to talk a few moronettes out of thir undies last night! OK, I keed, I keed!!! But it was fun to chat with 'rons and 'ettes "real time" yesterday... And I swear I wasn't the one that got the conversation to focus on Thai hookers playing ping pong with their cooters! Maet should try to do the whole ONT as a group chat one of these days.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 12, 2012 02:17 AM (niZvt)

687 Is the Horde sleeping in this morning? TAP! TAP! TAP! *tapping my iPod screen*

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 12, 2012 02:24 AM (niZvt)

688 Registration soon?

Posted by: Trainer at June 12, 2012 02:25 AM (kjwIf)

689 Oh GREAT, Morning Joe Srar Wars Bar Scen holding GOP 1/3rd responsible for Fast & Furious because they control the House... The mind reels. At least even even they can't ignore it anymore..

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 12, 2012 02:31 AM (niZvt)

690 Morning all, looks like no registration  yet.  Better get those socks in while you still can.

Posted by: Vic at June 12, 2012 02:31 AM (YdQQY)

691

Howdy, y'all.

 

Don't axe me why I'm up so early, but the eyelids flew open at 4:00, so I wrote my post for today.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 12, 2012 02:37 AM (d0Tfm)

692 Damn this iPod keyboard, I swear I tapped on all those missing letters in my last comment.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 12, 2012 02:41 AM (niZvt)

693 Morning all, looks like no registration yet.


Hallelujah! I haven't been so happy since my local airport delayed the installation of naked body scanners.


Posted by: schizoid at June 12, 2012 02:44 AM (WQHLa)

694 Donkey Punch? Never - *OUCH!!!*

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 12, 2012 02:44 AM (niZvt)

695

Good morning, morons. I was hoping to catch Vic's news dump before work, but I will have to proceed in ignorance.

Hopefully, you will all have a good day.

Posted by: Gem at June 12, 2012 02:53 AM (zw+pb)

696 News thread is up now.

Posted by: Vic at June 12, 2012 02:55 AM (YdQQY)

697 I'm banning all you faggots

Posted by: Dude from Registration at June 12, 2012 02:57 AM (t20SK)

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