June 18, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (6-18-2012)
— Maetenloch

Oh and everybody who emailed me should be unbanned now. It turns out the secondary spam filter was eating people's comments without any warning messages.

Describe The Driver - Part IV

Well this definitely falls under my more-than-3-bumper-stickers = The Crazy rule.

Bumper-Sticker-Albuquerque-NM-LGF

Funny - I'm not really getting the 'Respect' and 'Unity' vibe off of this vehicle despite the stickers. And might I suggest this worthy addition:

coexist-update

And perhaps this less-smug-but-more accurate version of the annoying 'Coexist' sticker:

coexistm

It's All Zombie Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Shot

Given the recent bath salt/face-eating incidents now is probably not a good time to pretend to be a zombie and have fun chasing people around in the streets. Note that at the 2:00 mark one of the prankster's victims actually pulls out a gun and points it at him. Mr. Fake Zombie was pretty lucky to not get shot here.

As I've explained to Mrs. Maetenloch many times fear of the Zombie Apocalypse is a reasonable fear - so of course we should acquit anyone who kills a free-running zombie in the streets. That's just common courtesy.

Why No Gays in the NFL - Plus Some Casual Hate

Okay in this article on why you won't be seeing an active NFL player coming out anytime soon is this quote - see if you notice what got slipped in:

A locker room is a very diverse work setting in some ways: ethnicity, socio-economic background, home town, marital status, age, etc. And in others it's very narrow. There are racists, fascists, bigots, losers, Jesus pushers, conspiracy theorists, Republicans, dope smokers, alcoholics, pill poppers, womanizers, hunters, gamblers, grumps and hacks. And they all work together to form a football team. They put aside their personal beliefs about a player and his lifestyle for the good of the football team, which takes precedent. Add gay to that list and I don't think it matters much, as long as it isn't, "Hey you guys! I'm GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

Esera-Tuaolo

How to Use a Broken Cell Phone To Survive

Just because your phone is out of power or broken doesn't mean that it can't save your life in an emergency. Inside it is everything you need to build a fire, navigate, catch food, and signal rescuers.

Bank Robbery Doesn't Pay (Statistically)

Cost-benefit-wise bank robbery is barely better than a low-paying job. So unless you truly enjoy it or just in it for the groupies, robbing banks is probably not a path to wealth.

The average haul was $31,600, including the one-third of attempts that came up empty. The average "successful" heist landed about $46,600 - but about 20% of those successes were later tarnished, to say the least, when the raiders were arrested. Each incident involved an average of 1.6 people, resulting in a per-person take of $19,750: a mere half-years' worth of wages for the average Britisher. (In the U.S., the authors say, the average total bank-robbery take, per incident, is even smaller, just over $4,000.) Think a half-year's salary isn't bad for one day's work, plus a little planning? A "career" bank robber would more likely than not be arrested after only four attempts.

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7 Movie Flops That Got Studio Heads Fired

Anything big budget involving Kevin Costner or M. Night Shyamalan is executive unemployment bait - but Cutthoat Island (1995) actually killed a studio:

This one's a special pick, as it didn't just get the head of the studio fired - it got everybody fired. Cutthroat Island was a Renny Harlin pirate adventure starring Geena Davis and Matthew Modine, and for a long time it was considered one of the biggest box office failures of all time. Made for a then-staggering budget of $98 million, it only played for two weeks and brought in less than $10 million. Carolco Pictures, the company that produced it, was already on the ropes from Showgirls, so when Cutthroat Island tanked, company owners Mario Kassar and Andrew Vajna put the company into bankruptcy and fired everyone, including themselves.

 CUTTHROAT ISLAND

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And don't forget about the Job Bank.

And my twitter thang.

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1 1st

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 18, 2012 06:14 PM (8sCoq)

2 SCOAMF learn it.

Posted by: hanoverfist at June 18, 2012 06:15 PM (HiKk0)

3 I live in Madison, WI. I can outdo that sticker mobile without even breaking a sweat.

Posted by: FOWFan at June 18, 2012 06:16 PM (sLIIm)

4 Does this mean gays in football are as desirable as fascist, bigot, loser, Republicans are to the average reporter? Confused...

Posted by: Paper at June 18, 2012 06:16 PM (IvlIt)

5 I always thought Jodie Foster was sexy, even when it turned out she was a carpet muncher

but not in a Travis Bickle I-wanna-kill-somebody way

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 18, 2012 06:16 PM (8sCoq)

6

Madison Wisconsin

 

Mad City.  Learn it, live it.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at June 18, 2012 06:16 PM (sJTmU)

7

She never calls ...

 

and after all I did for her....

 

Bitch.

Posted by: John Hinkley at June 18, 2012 06:17 PM (UXEgP)

8 Hinkley ref at #7 - well done, moron!

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 18, 2012 06:18 PM (QTHTd)

9

Travis Bickle was just a misunderstood Viet Nam war vet.  And crazy like all of them - that's the ugly stereotype that Hollyweird pushed in the 70's and 80's.

 

It really pissed off all the guys that I knew that were in Viet Nam.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at June 18, 2012 06:18 PM (sJTmU)

10 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2012 06:19 PM (Xb3hu)

11 Hey, it's S.M. Stirling's car!

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 18, 2012 06:20 PM (P4FOr)

12

Tight end?

 

And there are no gheys in football?  C'mon man!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at June 18, 2012 06:20 PM (sJTmU)

13 As for Cutthroat Island - sure, it was a stupid movie, but I always said it wasn't bad. I saw it in the theatres. I had fun. I had no idea until the next month that it was a flop; months after that, I found out it was a Fiasco of Legend.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 18, 2012 06:20 PM (QTHTd)

14 So, we can not add "But I though he was a bath salt snorting zombie" to the list of valid self-defense excuses? Good to know... good to know...

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 18, 2012 06:21 PM (EmK13)

15 14. I felt the same way about Ishtar.

Posted by: FOWFan at June 18, 2012 06:22 PM (sLIIm)

16 Charles?  Is that your car?

Posted by: jinx the cat at June 18, 2012 06:22 PM (S2L2F)

17 I have a full length review of Showgirls in the vagina thread.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 18, 2012 06:22 PM (HtUdo)

18 Frosty got fat robbing snow banks...

Posted by: WE are the 99 Percent We are the blizzard, Ocupy NY this winter! at June 18, 2012 06:23 PM (UXEgP)

19 LGF = Chuckles?? HATE the Coexist bumper stickers. Ridicule when possible.

Posted by: Herpglerble at June 18, 2012 06:23 PM (QGwv0)

20 Titan A. E. nearly killed US traditional animation (and did take down the shop that did it).  It wasn't even that bad, if you ignore the fact that it was two different scripts spliced together.  And you can tell where it happened, it's not even that hard...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at June 18, 2012 06:24 PM (Fs7RJ)

21 Are witch burnings considered déclassé nowadays?

Posted by: toby928© at June 18, 2012 06:24 PM (QupBk)

22 13 Hey, it's S.M. Stirling's car!

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 18, 2012 10:20 PM (P4FOr)


Heh. I read the first book of the ember series and half of the second before giving up on it. I wanted to read some good post-apocalypse fiction - not endless digressions on the ins and outs of Goddess worship with a tiny bit of action sprinkled in.

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 18, 2012 06:24 PM (pAlYe)

23

Note the first three letters in the license plate of the krazy car. 

 

It is a site where that person would seem normal. 

Posted by: rd at June 18, 2012 06:25 PM (9sUlj)

24 Meet Michael Stillman Maher, the High Park looter: http://tinyurl.com/6qultcz

I'd like to meet this lowdown frog-turd. Lots of us up here in northern Colorado would.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 18, 2012 06:26 PM (QTHTd)

25 21 Isn't a Titan A. E. (Action Express) a large-bore semi-auto pistol?

Posted by: Still smelling of the vay-jay-jay thread at June 18, 2012 06:27 PM (KVEb8)

26 That's pretty much an average car in Northampton, Mass. The only thing missing is the "No Farms No Food" which I think some local CSA gives out.

That one always strikes me as particularly inane -- as if there's some large well-funded anti-farm lobby.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 18, 2012 06:27 PM (9+6PX)

27 21 Titan A. E. nearly killed US traditional animation (and did take down the shop that did it). It wasn't even that bad, if you ignore the fact that it was two different scripts spliced together. And you can tell where it happened, it's not even that hard...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at June 18, 2012 10:24 PM (Fs7RJ)

 

Point it out.  I don't want to go looking for the movie to spot the split.  I remember most of it though.

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2012 06:27 PM (GULKT)

28 Did anyone else notice that the People Magazine also featured "Milton and Rise Friedman at Home." Can we chalk that up under things that would not happen in 2012? And not just based on the fact that Milton Friedman is dead.

Posted by: FOWFan at June 18, 2012 06:28 PM (sLIIm)

29 I can show the LGF was a Fauxtograph, if you look at the image form the side, you'd see the spokes juxtaposed againt the ocean...

Posted by: Chuckie eating the gumment Cheese at June 18, 2012 06:28 PM (UXEgP)

30 I thought Titan AE was bad, and Ishtar was a form of torture. Had to watch the latter on a plane, back when they put the film on a screen and you couldn't choose not to watch it.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 18, 2012 06:30 PM (QTHTd)

31 In retrospect, maybe everyone in Hollywood should have taken Howard the Duck as an object lesson in how far not to trust George Lucas.

Posted by: elizabethe at June 18, 2012 06:30 PM (HJLWl)

32 Note the first three letters in the license plate of the krazy car.

It is a site where that person would seem normal. Posted by: rd at June 18, 2012 10:25 PM


New Mexico?

Posted by: huerfano at June 18, 2012 06:31 PM (bAGA/)

33 John Kerry to Play Mitt Romney in Obama Debate Preparation

http://tinyurl.com/6o3tx6a

Posted by: Jose at June 18, 2012 06:32 PM (srIqv)

34 I thought Titan AE was bad, and Ishtar was a form of torture. Had to watch the latter on a plane, back when they put the film on a screen and you couldn't choose not to watch it.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 18, 2012 10:30 PM


The worst movie I was ever forced to sit through was Eat Live Prey.  I cannot abide Julia Roberts and the story blew chunks.

Posted by: huerfano at June 18, 2012 06:33 PM (bAGA/)

35 I notice that "Republican" was tossed in with all the other classes of assholes.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2012 06:34 PM (piMMO)

36 I note the deity names.  Hecate - Greek goddess of magic is one thing.  But Kali, Indian goddess of death and whom the Thugees followed.  Not real friendly there.

And screaming about keeping your religion off their biology.  When almost everything on that car screams militant paganism.  Well it is 'amusing'

So is that she who must not be named's car?  Or Chukkkles himself?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 06:35 PM (hTvnI)

37 foster puts the fugly in fugly

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2012 06:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

38 Test

Posted by: Unclezeb at June 18, 2012 06:36 PM (Nvirt)

39 The gun logo Coexist sticker is awesome, though. I've seen that before, but only on the Internet. I want one of those for real. Actually, though, I already have three stickers. Besides the AAA decal, I have the "Communism = Death" (hammer & sickle = skull & crossbones) that I got immediately after the SCOMADET's ascension to the throne, and "THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU" which I just got a couple of months ago. I also have a "Who Is John Galt" license plate holder, so I might be bumping up against the edges of sanity here.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2012 06:36 PM (sdi6R)

40 http://tinyurl.com/83yzk4o WND is reporting more composite identity for L'il Barry. In a related development, Reuters reports Facebook bought a facial recognition technology company (h/t to Drudge): http://tinyurl.com/76swthn. (Was that really Stanley Ann Dunham Obama doing a Betty Page number, photographed by Frank Marshall Davis?). To quote Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro".

Posted by: Thorvald at June 18, 2012 06:38 PM (OhenJ)

41 I sure would've liked to have read that Rose & Milton Friedman article. *sigh* The things you miss in your youth.

Posted by: HungryKitty at June 18, 2012 06:40 PM (lxdRE)

42 36, Eat Live Prey, heh...

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 18, 2012 06:40 PM (qqlqB)

43 Worst movie I was *forced* to watch? I dunno... there are a lot of chick-flicks on that list. "Autumn in New York", "Hope Floats", "Valley Girl" - a woman has to be completely tone-deaf to drag a man to any movie like that. Eeurgh.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 18, 2012 06:40 PM (QTHTd)

44 Am I the only one who wants to ask an idiot with a "Coexist" bumper sticker (but I repeat myself) what the fuck supposed to mean? It's the most vapid, imbecilic, brainless, ill thought-through slogan I've ever encountered. Would they have counseled Daniel Pearl to "coexist" with the animals who beheaded him?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 18, 2012 06:40 PM (zabTu)

45 "Eat Live Prey"? Is that a documentary about lions and tigers?

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2012 06:41 PM (sdi6R)

46 Look, I had gambling debts. You understand? I needed the money BAD.

Posted by: Howard the Duck at June 18, 2012 06:41 PM (C8mVl)

47 runninrebel- out here, we get #1, there are few #2s on the road, and #3 expands to the whole bespectacled-hipster demographic.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 18, 2012 06:42 PM (QTHTd)

48

... all those stickers ...

 

Does this car transform into the Wiccan Mystikal Graveyboat? The car is a Volvo, after all.

 

 

Posted by: Arbalest at June 18, 2012 06:42 PM (mMT0i)

49 Howard the Duck?  Wow, the Star Wars prequels saved your movie from being Lucas' worse ever.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 06:42 PM (hTvnI)

50 I'm looking at that van with all the stickers and only one question comes to mind.  Taos or Santa Fe?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2012 06:42 PM (xKC/c)

51 Hola! Been away a bit getting things together. How's everyone doing? Speaking of SCoaMF bumperstickers, I don't see as many of them any more here.

Posted by: Theresa at June 18, 2012 06:43 PM (UiaWo)

52

I saw a "Who is John Galt?" bumper sticker on a very upscale Lexus, driven by a very well dressed man in 2009.  I saw it pretty regularly for weeks. Then I think that guy dropped out of society. 

And my neighbors down the street, a bi-racial couple, regularly fly the Gadsden Flag (Don't Tread on Me).

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at June 18, 2012 06:43 PM (sJTmU)

53

My boss, who showed me apicture of himself standing next to Obama, told me he donated the max in 2008, $2400.00 to The Won. I asked him if he would be doing that this cycle...His responce?

 

I can't afford it.

 

Good luck with that, you dickwipe, under the bus pushing, show up late, work from home when We can't,   ASSH*LE...

 

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 18, 2012 06:43 PM (UXEgP)

54 Funny how the left often refers the racist republican/conservative code words.  But I am 100% certain that "coexist" bumper stickers are lib code for "can't we just burn those pesky Christians already?"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2012 06:43 PM (61yvg)

55 Posted by: Arbalest at June 18, 2012 10:42 PM (mMT0i)

Only if the car ran on bio-diesel and was blessed by AlGore.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 06:44 PM (hTvnI)

56 Coexist stickers were first put out by Peacemonger, if I recall, and they were premier lefty 9/11-troofers around that time. I saw one of their bumperstickers on a laptop last year.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 18, 2012 06:44 PM (QTHTd)

57 Point it out. I don't want to go looking for the movie to spot the split.

Korso's face/heel turn.  They did what they could to paper over it, but it's there.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at June 18, 2012 06:45 PM (Fs7RJ)

58 Er, is that license plate Little Green Footballs?

Posted by: John the Libertarian at June 18, 2012 06:45 PM (u2SdM)

59 And yeah, the Obama stickers here dropped off sharply after the Libya invasion.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 18, 2012 06:45 PM (QTHTd)

60 55 My boss's wife has a Gadsden flag on her SUV.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2012 06:45 PM (sdi6R)

61 I bet that Volvo with all of the stickers is some lucky high school's "Teacher of the Year"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2012 06:46 PM (61yvg)

62 One of my favorites is the "You Can't Kill For Peace" bumper sticker.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 18, 2012 06:46 PM (E1JyF)

63 AP: I suspect that weed might have additional powers that we do not suspect ...

Posted by: Arbalest at June 18, 2012 06:47 PM (mMT0i)

64 Did I tell you that Lea Thompson likes feathers? I mean really, really likes feathers. Dammit. I had my reasons.

Posted by: Howard the Duck at June 18, 2012 06:47 PM (C8mVl)

65 I note the deity names. Hecate - Greek goddess of magic is one thing. But Kali, Indian goddess of death and whom the Thugees followed. Not real friendly there. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 10:35 PM (hTvnI) It's not like they actually believe in those entities. You'll never catch them doing a blood sacrifice or anything like that. I heard a story on NPR about these people who have parades to revive the Krampus, (the "anti-Santa") so that Christmastime is "darker". But one lady interviewed said something like: "oh, we would never tell our children that the krampus steals children, we just tell them he takes them to his house for lunch and feeds them broccoli and reads them a story and sends them home." The cultural arrogance is stunning.

Posted by: elizabethe at June 18, 2012 06:47 PM (HJLWl)

66 They put aside their personal beliefs about a player and his lifestyle for the good of the football team, which takes precedent. Sounds like a hostile environment for Democrats.

Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2012 06:49 PM (FcR7P)

67 elizabethe, yes the arrogance is stunning.  Just ponder one of the kids doing a summoning for something like Baba Yaga or Krampus expecting to get the PC nice version...  and instead getting the reality.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 06:49 PM (hTvnI)

68 47 Am I the only one who wants to ask an idiot with a "Coexist" bumper sticker (but I repeat myself) what the fuck supposed to mean? It's the most vapid, imbecilic, brainless, ill thought-through slogan I've ever encountered. Would they have counseled Daniel Pearl to "coexist" with the animals who beheaded him?


Liberals think that if they are simpering and compliant enough, it will spare them the executioner's blade. The East is getting stronger and the West is getting softer. Thanks liberals. Imagine if Muslims killed 3000 citizens of Charlemagne's empire. Do you think he would be having unity conferences and saying shit like "the Frankish Empire is a Muslim Empire too."  Fuck no he wouldn't. He'd get an army. Did our heroic crusading ancestors tolerate attacks on Christians in the holy land and call for a "greater understanding"? No, they marched more than 1000 miles and battled the savages. Ask Nick Berg if hating GW Bush bought him an extra moment of life... if you can find his head of course.

Posted by: Sean at June 18, 2012 06:50 PM (F8bRe)

69 Let me be clear...Double Eagle...

Posted by: Preznint King Putt arguing the score on a short Par 3 at June 18, 2012 06:50 PM (UXEgP)

70 Always had a (non-Hinkley) for Jodie Foster.  Just saw her again in Silence of the Lambs.  The woman is gorgeous.  Too bad for our side

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 18, 2012 06:50 PM (AxHOT)

71

Jay said; 

Am I the only one who wants to ask an idiot with a "Coexist" bumper sticker (but I repeat myself) what the fuck supposed to mean? It's the most vapid, imbecilic, brainless, ill thought-through slogan I've ever encountered

 

 

'hope and change'

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2012 06:50 PM (TomZ9)

72 I have a weirdo cousin who left her lawyer husband for the guy who was redoing her kitchen. She then chose to live in squalor and declared she was a "witch" who "saw" things in the future (none of which including her providing stability for her kids or cleaning). I always thought someone declaring they were a witch was a demand to be recognized as "different" and "special". Like a temper tantrum.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 18, 2012 06:51 PM (Dnbau)

73 The more bumper stickers the more wacked out the driver, regardless of political preferences.

Posted by: Purity Of Essence at June 18, 2012 06:52 PM (2EdUM)

74 "describe the driver" indeed I live just outside the wire near The Peoples' Republic of AnnArbor. That car would be laughed off the street as a "poseur". Too narrowly focused on the pagan / witch / co-exist thingies. It's not the total number of bumper stickers > 3; it's at least 3 stickers per issue (5 issues, minimum) It's not an eleven year old SAAB or a 14 year old Volvo, after all. The Peoples' Republic of AnnArbor has standards. Other than that, I just had my third Monday on the new job and I'm diggin' it deep. The bestest part of my day is when I'm @ work (which is probably TMI, but there it is). g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 18, 2012 06:52 PM (JMmQ9)

75 Wiccans are a symptom of the spiritual vacuum left by the collapse of Christianity. Here are people who are desperate to believe, but modern Christianity doesn't satisfy that hunger. So they cobble together some bullshit religion out of Robert Graves, The Golden Bough, Halloween decorations, and a magpie's nest of occult and new age claptrap.

And note how every "wiccan" immediately wraps herself in the cloak of victimhood because some people got hanged or burned as witches four hundred years ago. She's an oppressed minority, man!

For all the blather about the Goddess and spirituality, you just KNOW they want to shoot lightning from their hands.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 18, 2012 06:52 PM (9+6PX)

76 Fucking bumper stickers.  We prefer not to deface our cars, thank you.  Plus, we don't own Volvos or Subarus.

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 18, 2012 06:52 PM (AxHOT)

77 Some bumperstickers say " Pull me over, I'm a nutcase"

Posted by: blogforce one at June 18, 2012 06:53 PM (7cXfH)

78 Why No Gays in the NFL If I had a son, he'd... oh, who am I kidding.

Posted by: Lord Baraka Hussein Obama at June 18, 2012 06:53 PM (FcR7P)

79

You know.... I'm living in the Central Valley, Calif.... and I'm NOT seeing NEW Obama stickers?

 

No Romney stickers.... but no Obama stickers either... interesting...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2012 06:53 PM (lZBBB)

80 As a writer who does love the real mythology behind such as brownies and elves...  the reason you put a saucer of milk out for the brownies is to bribe them into not messing with your house.  And people think Elves are cool and glamorous after the Tolkein books, but what is one day Sidhe giving you a book the next could be Ban Sidhe and the death of you.


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 06:53 PM (hTvnI)

81 76 I have a weirdo cousin who left her lawyer husband for the guy who was redoing her kitchen. She then chose to live in squalor and declared she was a "witch" who "saw" things in the future (none of which including her providing stability for her kids or cleaning). I always thought someone declaring they were a witch was a demand to be recognized as "different" and "special". Like a temper tantrum.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 18, 2012 10:51 PM (Dnbau)

***

Redoing her her kitchen!!!  Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2012 06:53 PM (61yvg)

82 76 I have a weirdo cousin who left her lawyer husband for the guy who was redoing her kitchen. She then chose to live in squalor and declared she was a "witch" who "saw" things in the future (none of which including her providing stability for her kids or cleaning). I always thought someone declaring they were a witch was a demand to be recognized as "different" and "special". Like a temper tantrum.


The nice thing about neo-pagans is that most of them are fat, bespectacled, ugly women who won't have children and spread their bullshit to others. It's the same demographic you see camping out for a new fucking Harry Potter book (other than the children there of course).

Posted by: Sean at June 18, 2012 06:54 PM (F8bRe)

83 I know the publisher of about a third of those bumper stickers.

Posted by: JonathanG at June 18, 2012 06:54 PM (aYOnh)

84 Does that chalice stkcker mean what i think it does

Posted by: Jean at June 18, 2012 06:54 PM (OTtAK)

85 Yes, the COEXIST bumper stickers are dumb but the "if your not outraged, your not paying attention" bumper stickers are smug, condescending, and trite. I hate em! I always noticed that those who preach from the gospel of tolerance show the least. Odd.

Posted by: stillers at June 18, 2012 06:54 PM (bnTL7)

86 What do they mean no gays will be coming out in the NFL? Have they never heard of the Patriots?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at June 18, 2012 06:55 PM (nZvGM)

87 My guess, the woman who drives that car knots her armpit hair into macramé plant hangers. 

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at June 18, 2012 06:55 PM (HzO4m)

88 The Coexist sticker works if you cut off the "C" and the "O"....

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 18, 2012 06:56 PM (UXEgP)

89 Boulder Toilet Hobo - how much containment is there?  I'm on the western slope and pray that we don't get a fire like that.   Hope all  is well.

Posted by: Cheri at June 18, 2012 06:56 PM (0s4YQ)

90 ou know.... I'm living in the Central Valley, Calif.... and I'm NOT seeing NEW Obama stickers?

No Romney stickers.... but no Obama stickers either... interesting...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2012 10:53 PM (lZBBB)

To quote Winston Wolf: let's not start sucking each others' dicks just yet, gentlemen, but.... that's a great sign

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 18, 2012 06:56 PM (AxHOT)

91 For all the blather about the Goddess and spirituality, you just KNOW they want to shoot lightning from their hands.

Half the ones I've known used to to justify lifestyle choices.  The other half were otherwise indistinguishable from mainstream folks, but had some beef with mainstream religions (justified in some cases).

Funny lot, wiccans.  I just leave 'em be.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at June 18, 2012 06:56 PM (Fs7RJ)

92 All the new Obama stickers are going to No. Virginia. 

Posted by: jinx the cat at June 18, 2012 06:56 PM (S2L2F)

93 Just the Volvo wagon alone lets you know that the driver is a lefty who couldn't afford a new Prius

Volvo, LGF on the tags. Any bumper sticker after that is just gilding the crazy lilly

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2012 06:56 PM (Y+DPZ)

94 Apparently S.E. Cupp is a serious contender to replace Dylan Ratigan at MSNBC. Would that not be cool? She'd get herself fired in four days, but it would be four cool days.

But insiders give the one-named commentator Touré the best shot.

You remember Touré as the cakeboy widely ridiculed for "The instinctual fear in America of black men being sexually inappropriate or aggressive or dominating with white women is very, very deep."

I always thought that "Touré" was exactly the kind of pretentious name a nerd named Poindexter would adopt in trying to distract schoolyard bullies, but it turns out to be his real first name, so maybe he really is a badass.

Oh, wait, maybe not. His real last name is Neblett.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at June 18, 2012 06:57 PM (a5ljo)

95 There is no way that 'zombie' would still be alive in Idaho. Somebody would have final killed it with lead poisening. 4% of the population has a Carry License, more if you are in the boonies

Posted by: moron #4 at June 18, 2012 06:58 PM (RQjPS)

96 I always thought someone declaring they were a witch was a demand to be recognized as "different" and "special". Like a temper tantrum. Wicca is the perfect religion for some, because their really is no such thing as a Wiccan religion. It's pretty much a very loose collection of new age, whatever makes you feel good at the moment nonsense. They pretty much make crap up as they go along, with the added bonus that only those "born with the power" are welcome in their little club, further enhancing their self esteem. In short, it's total crap.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 06:58 PM (R5yLq)

97

Great bumpersticker I saw at work: 

 

Drive carefully. 99% of people are caused by accidents.

Posted by: Cheri at June 18, 2012 06:59 PM (0s4YQ)

98 Who would have ever guessed that Matthew Modine would be anything less than box office gold?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at June 18, 2012 06:59 PM (nZvGM)

99 98
She should let MSNBC continue to stew in the septic tank its created. Joe Scarborough is a traitor and I'd bet he is ordered to rip conservatives and Republicans every show in "reminder e-mails" before he goes on the air. 

Posted by: Sean at June 18, 2012 07:00 PM (F8bRe)

100 Trimegistus, I seriously doubt many of them have waded through all thirteen volumes of Sir. Frazier's Golden Bough.  First book will probably make them cross-eyed.  Never mind Campbell's four book set on mythology.  OR Summer's The History of Witchcraft and Demonology.  The current generation lacks the cultural background and vocabulary to process such works. 

So they cobble something from all the New Age claptrap that lacks any serious grounding.  These books peddle a quick path to power mantra.  And the poor people are taken for a ride.  And its quite sad to see two of these 'Wiccans' shudder at a harvest moon and then pronounce they know something bad will happen that night.  We have reverted back to neolithic paganism it seems.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 07:00 PM (hTvnI)

101 Apparently S.E. Cupp is a serious contender to replace Dylan Ratigan at MSNBC. Would that not be cool? She'd get herself fired in four days, but it would be four cool days. I don't see it happening myself. MSNBC considers John McCain to be a radical right wing conservative. I just don't see them hiring anyone that is further right than that.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 07:01 PM (R5yLq)

102 That article about ghey football players names everything but the REAL reason that teh gheys won't come out

The NFL is about 70 percent black, not a group that embraces gays.

But a lefty hipster blog isn't going to say that out loud, or even think it out loud

Oh, and somehow Tebow is more dangerous to America than players with felony rap sheets that can reach first and 10 yardage

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2012 07:01 PM (Y+DPZ)

103 I tell my kids when we see a coexist bumper sticker that the driver needs to drive through pretty much any Islamic country and let me know how it works out. If you can read that sticker you don't need the message.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 18, 2012 07:02 PM (Dnbau)

104 89 Yes, theCOEXIST bumper stickers aredumb but the "if your not outraged, your not paying attention"bumper stickers aresmug, condescending, and trite. I hate em! I dunno, "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention" seems pretty appropriate for the present time.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2012 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

105 Just think how much worse this would be if we hadn't burnt all those witches back in 1606. Those bitches would have eaten our lunch...

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 18, 2012 07:02 PM (UXEgP)

106

The only thing I ever had on my car was a school logo magnet and that got washed off in a car wash.  Oh, and a Grr antenna thing that got stolen, I like to think by another Zim enthusiast, but probably by punk-ass kids.

 

The one that always gets me is the stick figures of the family, sometimes even with the names of kids and pets included.  Lucky burglers just follow the car, watch for a bit, and then know when everyone is accounted for. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Gem at June 18, 2012 07:02 PM (zw+pb)

107 Hey, Bloomberg has started a trend. Over at Drudge, Cambridge, MA, is considering a ban on sodas and sugary drinks in restaurants.

Let them try that shit in the South. You'll take my sweet tea and Coke when.....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2012 07:02 PM (piMMO)

108

Posted by: Sean at June 18, 2012 11:00 PM (F8bRe) 

I don't think Scarborough needs the reminders.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at June 18, 2012 07:02 PM (nZvGM)

109

"CutThroat Island" is actually a pretty good pirate movie, and the soundtrack kicks ass.  At least it's plot didn't devolve into a squidface gimmick like "Pirates of the Caribbean".

And absolute worst movie of all time:  "Summer Catch"

 

Posted by: You Heard It Here First, Now Spread It Like An STD at June 18, 2012 07:03 PM (2eJIA)

110 My favorite all time bumper sticker;

"Stop Tailgating Me or I'll Flick a Booger on Your Windshield"

Second favorite:

"If You're Going to Ride My Ass, at least Pull My Hair"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2012 07:03 PM (Y+DPZ)

111 Is that Charles Johnson's license plate on the Gaia Goddess car?

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 18, 2012 07:04 PM (+XVQe)

112 I dunno, "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention" seems pretty appropriate for the present time. Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2012 11:02 PM This.Word.+1 ...or is it 1+? dammit, Pixy, we need our sub-text

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 18, 2012 07:05 PM (JMmQ9)

113 It's all about looking for something better than God. And there isn't.

Posted by: Herpglerble at June 18, 2012 07:05 PM (QGwv0)

114 I really wish that zombie prank video would've gone longer. I really wanted to see those guys beat the unliving shit out of the prankster.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 18, 2012 07:05 PM (E1JyF)

115 113 Posted by: Sean at June 18, 2012 11:00 PM (F8bRe)

I don't think Scarborough needs the reminders.


His district was from one of the most conservative regions in the country. What is it about ex-republican legislators that makes them think that they have to bitch about the current direction of the Republican Party (Jeb Bush for instance)? You don't see George Stephanopolis doing that.

Posted by: Sean at June 18, 2012 07:05 PM (F8bRe)

116 I dunno, "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention" seems pretty appropriate for the present time.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2012 11:02 PM (sdi6R)

My all-time favorite idiot-lib bumper sticker is: "It'll be a great day when schools have all the money they need, and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber".   Fuck you, comrade.  This isn't Kindergarten.  Grow up.


Posted by: Ombudsman at June 18, 2012 07:06 PM (AxHOT)

117 Good evening.

BADLANDS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGUdoCTeei0

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 07:06 PM (HWUv9)

118 I just clicked over to Family Guy and the very first word I heard was Joe screaming the word "VAGINA!"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2012 07:07 PM (piMMO)

119 97 degrees here today.  Watering my garden this morning I suddenly got nausea and very very weak.  Had to go lay down.  Took me two hours and several glasses of gaterade to recover.  I am ready to move to Colorado.  I hate this fucking state.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 18, 2012 07:07 PM (UljOc)

120

From an article about a race in San Diego - the San Diego County Superior Court. Gary Kreep, founder and chief executive of the U.S. Justice Foundation, is leading Deputy Dist. Atty. Garland Peed.

Kreep, Peed.  You just can't make that shit up.  Think of the endless campaign material you could come up with. Oh, Kreep is the R, and Peed is the D.

I would have definately changed my last name.

Posted by: Cheri at June 18, 2012 07:07 PM (0s4YQ)

121 And note how every "wiccan" immediately wraps herself in the cloak of victimhood because some people got hanged or burned as witches four hundred years ago. She's an oppressed minority, man! I know a 'pagan' that fits that bill. Hates Christians because they're oppressing her, when no one really gives a shit. I don't like this woman. Nasty, bitchy, spiteful.

Posted by: nickless at June 18, 2012 07:07 PM (MMC8r)

122 I was stuck behind a car with just as many vegan bumper stickers the other day. argh! so frustrating to not be able to run up to their window and refute their talking points. For instance, they had one about "if slaughterhouses were made of glass, no one would eat meat," and I was like, DUH! everyone used to KILL their OWN animals. everyone! I'll make a compromise, let's go back to that cultural standard, and we can get rid of slaughterhouses.

Posted by: elizabethe at June 18, 2012 07:07 PM (HJLWl)

123 I saw Cutthroat Island when it came out.

It sucked.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 07:09 PM (HWUv9)

124 If I was single I'd have a bunch of inflammatory bumper stickers on my car but it makes my husband happy to have a clean, classy vehicle. 

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 18, 2012 07:09 PM (bMLFV)

125 I am ready to move to Colorado. I hate this fucking state.

Posted by: jewells45

Well western CO where I live was 100 degrees today.  Careful of what you wish for.  Also in the north where it is usually cooler is on fire.  However, low taxes and generally a lower cost of living makes it worth it.

Posted by: Cheri at June 18, 2012 07:09 PM (0s4YQ)

126 There is one bint here in my neighborhood who has a sticker that says "I Am An Independent Voter, They Have to Work for My Vote!". It is smack in the middle of all the other bumper stickers for every Democrat running for Federal, State and local office. Plus the obligatory "Keep Your Laws Off My Body!" abortion sticker.

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 18, 2012 07:09 PM (1grxW)

127

I'll buy a couple thousand cupcakes...

 

No Cupcakes, just organic veggies.

Posted by: Air Force at June 18, 2012 07:10 PM (UXEgP)

128 @127 Not the pooch that Obama ate! Noes! Oh noes! Reminds me what Dr. Samuel Johnson said about his cat, Hodge. "No, no, Hodge shall not be shot."

Posted by: Thorvald at June 18, 2012 07:11 PM (OhenJ)

129 .. and away we go: http://is.gd/JXiyGO

Posted by: Gerry at June 18, 2012 07:11 PM (rX2Ph)

130 Wait don't real pagans do animal sacrifice? Isn't that like the primary feature of most actual pagan cultures? Isn't human sacrifice also a feature of some of them as well? Then how can these neo-pagans be vegan?

Posted by: Sean at June 18, 2012 07:11 PM (F8bRe)

131 jewells, it's hellish in arkansas, too. We cracked a hundred today.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2012 07:12 PM (3inkD)

132 "Milton and Rose Friedman at Home"

Does People still do profiles of economists?

Posted by: Glaucon at June 18, 2012 07:12 PM (mP9Rx)

133 The NFL is about 70 percent black, not a group that embraces gays. That seems specious. The NFL is 100 percent professional athletes. Not a group that is easy to get into in the first place.

Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2012 07:12 PM (FcR7P)

134 For instance, they had one about "if slaughterhouses were made of glass, no one would eat meat," and I was like, DUH! everyone used to KILL their OWN animals. everyone! I'll make a compromise, let's go back to that cultural standard, and we can get rid of slaughterhouses. Nah..I'll pass. I've done my fair share of hunting, field dressed a deer or two, and it doesn't bother me. However I really like being able to just pull up to the drive thru and have them toss a burger or two out the window. On a slight aside, got my first taste of Hebrew national hotdogs on Sunday. One of the crew brought some over for a little surprise grill party they threw for me. That's a damn good hot dog. Have to stock up on those myself.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 07:13 PM (R5yLq)

135 Sean, the true followers of Alistair Crowley will say he never really meant baby sacrifice but its in his writings.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 07:13 PM (hTvnI)

136 Speaking of bumper stickers... how 'bout one withthe classic Allman brothers album art, "Eat A Pooch"?

Posted by: Thorvald at June 18, 2012 07:13 PM (OhenJ)

137 Badlands - Show Me The Way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5UmoWdveww

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 07:13 PM (HWUv9)

138  Good evening.

BADLANDS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGUdoCTeei0

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 11:06 PM (HWUv9)

 

Robert, I like Metal Church " The Badlands"

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 18, 2012 07:13 PM (DU15A)

139 79 For all the blather about the Goddess and spirituality, you just KNOW they want to shoot lightning from their hands. Posted by: Trimegistus at June 18, 2012 10:52 PM (9+6PX) Poseurs!

Posted by: Darth Sidious at June 18, 2012 07:13 PM (EmK13)

140 A bumper sticker I bought in Roswell, New Mexico:  Wear your seatbelt.  It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 18, 2012 07:13 PM (bMLFV)

141 1. Older, bitter looking white woman with bad hair\



THIS, why is it always an old white woman, I don't get it. In Cali I've noticed a lot of lefty's with tons of bumper stickers tend to be older people (mostly women). If I see a conservative sticker, it's usually just one, not two dozen on the back. My personal favorite, GTFO! with the Obama O.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 18, 2012 07:14 PM (tKFT6)

142 Wait don't real pagans do animal sacrifice? Isn't that like the primary feature of most actual pagan cultures? Isn't human sacrifice also a feature of some of them as well? Then how can these neo-pagans be vegan? Real pagans? Sure. But since their hasn't been a real pagan around since the fall of Rome, well fortunately for these idiots they can just slice up a zucchini and call it good.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 07:15 PM (R5yLq)

143 "if slaughterhouses were made of glass, no one would eat meat," Wanna bet? And who do you think is going to carry your ass to the hospital because Pedro shat in the arugula fields?

Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2012 07:16 PM (FcR7P)

144 Reading that Guyism list about box office bombs, specifically the bit on Last Action Hero.  They said it hurt Ah-nuld's career.  Uh, not really, no.  The movie was a bomb (but highly underrated) but Ah-nuld's career kept going.  He did disappear for a few years at one point, but he had some kind of heart surgery which kept him from acting.  There's a giant gap between, I believe, Batman & Robin and Jingle All The Way (ugh) and End Of Days.  Once he recovered he started putting movies out pretty regularly until he was elected  governor of California.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 07:17 PM (HWUv9)

145 I was just in Colorado and it was 95.  I barely broke a sweat.  Grand Junction to be exact.  Beautiful town.  Ready to move!

Posted by: jewells45 at June 18, 2012 07:17 PM (UljOc)

146 And who do you think is going to carry your ass to the hospital because Pedro shat in the arugula fields? Lol.. what a lovely mental image that drums up...

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 07:17 PM (R5yLq)

147 Tammy.. how are ya girl!!

Posted by: jewells45 at June 18, 2012 07:18 PM (UljOc)

148 136 jewells, it's hellish in arkansas, too. We cracked a hundred today.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2012 11:12 PM (3inkD)


***


Global warming has been hell on Oregon... 59F today.  I think the total number of nice days this year still hasn't broke double digits.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2012 07:18 PM (61yvg)

149 Rodney Kings cause of death is most likely that he stopped breathing.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 18, 2012 07:18 PM (jucos)

150 I like Metal Church " The Badlands"

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 18, 2012 11:13 PM (DU15A)


So as it is written, so shall it be done.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTKo0oB_OCk

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 07:18 PM (HWUv9)

151 BTW Cheri.. this was interesting.  My tequila here is $40 a bottle.  In Grand Junction it was $28.  I stocked up.  Thank God I drove home instead of flying, lol!

Posted by: jewells45 at June 18, 2012 07:20 PM (UljOc)

152 jewells, it's hellish in arkansas, too. We cracked a hundred today.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2012 11:12 PM (3inkD)

 

It's hot here too, we almost hit 60 today. It's finally cooling off though.

Posted by: robtr at June 18, 2012 07:20 PM (MtwBb)

153 139, SoS, they're held to a Higher standard...LOL. Awesome, tho.

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 18, 2012 07:20 PM (qqlqB)

154 the only bumper sticker that I'd put on the mighty Commutermobile is the Reagan (PBUH) "Avenge Me" sticker, but given where I live, I'd wake up to find four flat tires and a shattered windshield....every day You really just can't believe the tolerance in the shadows of The Peoples' Republic of AnnArbor

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 18, 2012 07:20 PM (JMmQ9)

155 Rodney Kings cause of death is most likely that he stopped breathing.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 18, 2012 11:18 PM (jucos)


He tried to get in touch with his inner fish.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 07:20 PM (HWUv9)

156 148 "if slaughterhouses were made of glass, no one would eat meat,"

Wanna bet? And who do you think is going to carry your ass to the hospital because Pedro shat in the arugula fields?


Most of the world kills its own fucking meat and it doesn't cause people to become vegetarian. Why would seeing slaughter in a humane, industrial setting be any different?

Posted by: Sean at June 18, 2012 07:20 PM (F8bRe)

157 jewells, doing good, other than being wildly envious of Lemmiwinks!


Starting to look over bulb catalogs seriously now! 

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2012 07:20 PM (3inkD)

158 Does anyone know why movie posters that feature pictures of two or more cast members prominently, with the names either above or underneath the pictures, routinely have the names not match up with the pictures?  See the poster for Cutthroat Island, where Geena Davis's name is below Matthew Modines' picture, and vice versa.  It happens far too frequently for it to be anything but design, but it makes no sense to me.

Posted by: Diffus at June 18, 2012 07:21 PM (QA6B9)

159 I didn't think Cutthroat Island was a bad movie. It wasn't a real good movie, but I didn't think it was a mind-numbingly bad flopperoo movie like Howard the Duck or Leonard Part VI.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 18, 2012 07:21 PM (mm7B+)

160 Guess I'll have to wait until I get to work tomorrow to find out if I'm "unbanned." Also, if I'm reading between the lines correctly, I get the impression emailing Ace to let him know one has been accidentally banned is an exercise in futility?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2012 07:21 PM (2pG7H)

161 we almost hit 60 today.

Posted by: robtr at June 18, 2012 11:20 PM (MtwBb)


YOU POOR THING!!!!

Posted by: Robert is sweating his ass off in South Texas at June 18, 2012 07:22 PM (HWUv9)

162 83 You know.... I'm living in the Central Valley, Calif.... and I'm NOT seeing NEW Obama stickers? No Romney stickers.... but no Obama stickers either... interesting... --- The Democrats are too busy to get bumper stickers--they're all out stealing copper wire.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 18, 2012 07:22 PM (+XVQe)

163 But I always bitch about the current direction of the Republican Party.

Posted by: georgie stephanopolis at June 18, 2012 07:23 PM (nrW1y)

164

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 18, 2012 11:21 PM (mm7B+)


Howard The Duck at least had Tea Leoni strip to her undies and nearly fuck a duck.  Leonard Part VI has no such excuse.

Posted by: Robert is sweating his ass off in South Texas at June 18, 2012 07:23 PM (HWUv9)

165 Great Tammy!!  Can't wait to help you out.  Don't want to think about Fall though, cuz that means Winter is next. Boo.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 18, 2012 07:23 PM (UljOc)

166 Oh, there's Miss Tammy!

Howdy, Miss Tammy!

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 07:24 PM (HWUv9)

167 Then how can these neo-pagans be vegan?

Sacrifices made of paper mache.  Moonbats all got mad skilz with paper mache.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 18, 2012 07:24 PM (1w2rF)

168 I knew a Wiccan couple years ago and I was over at their house around Solstice/Christmastime. They had a five-pointed star made out of multicolored Christmas lights in their living room window. Just the star, not the circle around it. I thought it was very subtle, clever, and tasteful.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2012 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

169 Thanks for the cellphone spear thing.  Now we won't be able to take phones on planes anymore.

Posted by: indigo child at June 18, 2012 07:24 PM (xXhWA)

170 I was just in Colorado and it was 95. I barely broke a sweat. Grand Junction to be exact. Beautiful town. Ready to move!



Absolutely agree!  When I drove cross-country last year one of the most beautiful sights I saw was the setting sun which I had chased all afternoon crossing the Rockies as I drove into Grand Junction.  And southern Utah is just awesome.  Can't wait to head west again.

G'evenin' y'all.

Posted by: NC Ref at June 18, 2012 07:24 PM (/izg2)

171 I like Metal Church " The Badlands"

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 18, 2012 11:13 PM (DU15A)

So as it is written, so shall it be done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTKo0oB_OCk

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 11:18 PM (HWUv9)

 

That song kicks ass

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 18, 2012 07:24 PM (DU15A)

172 I live in a city. What difference would it make to me whether the slaughterhouse is made of glass, brick, metal or straw? I'm not going to see it no matter what.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2012 07:24 PM (2pG7H)

173 That "Coexist" bumber-sticker on that care is undiverse and discriminatory for excluding Pastafarians. May my noodly appendage be upon you!

Posted by: Flying Spaghetti Monster at June 18, 2012 07:25 PM (EmK13)

174 Isn't human sacrifice also a feature of some of them as well? Then how can these neo-pagans be vegan?
Well we don't eat them afterwards. Duh!

Posted by: bitchy the organic witchy at June 18, 2012 07:25 PM (nrW1y)

175 I have a bumper sticker. It is an NRA sticker I put on my ride to piss of my Libtard Aunt and Uncle who came down to visit me from Noo Yawk.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 18, 2012 07:26 PM (jucos)

176 NC Ref.  Yes!! We drove up from ABQ thru southern Utah.  Absolutely gorgeous!!!  I could not stop looking out the window as tired as I was.  Just breathtaking.

Posted by: jewells45 at June 18, 2012 07:26 PM (UljOc)

177 That song kicks ass

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 18, 2012 11:24 PM (DU15A)


Metal Church really should have been bigger than they were.  Great band, ahead of their time in some respects.


Metal Church - Fake Healer


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MZfNOUji-I

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 07:26 PM (HWUv9)

178 See the poster for Cutthroat Island, where Geena Davis's name is below Matthew Modines' picture, and vice versa. It happens far too frequently for it to be anything but design, but it makes no sense to me. In this case it make sense because Matthew Modine is Gina Davis - in drag. Or maybe its the other way around.. hmm..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 07:26 PM (R5yLq)

179 bumper stickers designed for people to surreptitiously put on vehicles like that one.

One defending bestiality or praising cop killing would be pretty good.  It would take weeks before the notices a single sticker "modification".

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 18, 2012 07:26 PM (1w2rF)

180 170
Posted by: OregonMuse at June 18, 2012 11:21 PM (mm7B+)

Howard The Duck at least had Tea Leoni strip to her undies and nearly fuck a duck. Leonard Part VI has no such excuse.


It wasn't Tea Leoini. It was Leah Thompson. The mother from Back to the Future and the star of that shitty sitcom from the 90s, "Caroline in the City"

Posted by: Sean at June 18, 2012 07:27 PM (F8bRe)

181 I've got a "Stop All Human Activity Now!" bumper sticker on the back of my evil SUV.

http://www.cafepress.com/nopasaran.392275160

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at June 18, 2012 07:28 PM (0d0K7)

182 I was stuck behind a car with just as many vegan bumper stickers the other day. argh! so frustrating to not be able to run up to their window and refute their talking points.

For instance, they had one about "if slaughterhouses were made of glass, no one would eat meat," and I was like, DUH! everyone used to KILL their OWN animals. everyone! I'll make a compromise, let's go back to that cultural standard, and we can get rid of slaughterhouses.


****

Their arguments about animal cruelty are a bullshit cover. If it was really about the method of killing and hygiene, they would simply encourage everyone to buy kosher.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2012 07:28 PM (piMMO)

183 Most of the world kills its own fucking meat and it doesn't cause people to become vegetarian. Why would seeing slaughter in a humane, industrial setting be any different?
Posted by: Sean at June 18, 2012 11:20 PM


Because an ever increasing number of people don't really know where meat comes from and are dolts?

Posted by: huerfano at June 18, 2012 07:28 PM (bAGA/)

184 Robert!!  I hate t think how hot it is in Tejas

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2012 07:28 PM (3inkD)

185 Jodie Foster looks like Dakota Fanning. And Tom Brady is the only gay in the NFL.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 18, 2012 07:29 PM (tKFT6)

186 It wasn't Tea Leoini. It was Leah Thompson. The mother from Back to the Future and the star of that shitty sitcom from the 90s, "Caroline in the City"

Posted by: Sean at June 18, 2012 11:27 PM (F8bRe)


That's right!  Well, it doesn't matter who it is, all I can remember is the duck fucking.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 07:29 PM (HWUv9)

187 SoS, they're held to a Higher standard...LOL. Awesome, tho. I've paid the extra few bucks for the higher price hot dogs before, and honestly I never noticed that much of a difference in taste before so I just kept buying the cheap ones. But I was very impressed with Hebrew National, that is a damn tasty hot dog. So next time I hit the store I'll be stocking up and have them on hand in the freezer.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 07:29 PM (R5yLq)

188 jewells, I cannot wait for Fall and Winter. Our winters are not as bad as yours, though. BUt anything beats this heat

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2012 07:29 PM (3inkD)

189 It is not just Pablo taking a dump in the Arugula field, it is Juanita changing her kids diaper in the Arugual field then tossing it asside for the post harverst crew to clean up. Serious when we farmed in Mexico, wh had a crew come behind the pickers to pick up the trash and diapers also. PS. We could never keep toilet paper in the porta potties, it got stolen immedialely. wash your vegitables from the Mexico..... too much info?

Posted by: moron #4 at June 18, 2012 07:29 PM (RQjPS)

190 150 I was just in Colorado and it was 95. I barely broke a sweat. Grand Junction to be exact. Beautiful town. Ready to move! Welcome, Jewells! We need to shore up the conservative presence in this state.

Posted by: Mindy at June 18, 2012 07:30 PM (wiOxA)

191 If the slaughterhouse is made of straw it's much easier to get into than those damned brick ones.

Posted by: B.B. Wolf at June 18, 2012 07:30 PM (9+6PX)

192 I have a Gary Johnson 2012 "Let's Try Freedom for a Change" bumper sticker on my desk. Since I live in a D+15 state, I'm putting it on the car. Plus a bonus is that it will piss off Jeb Bush Republicans who run to the MFM and whine that the GOP is too "extreme."

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 18, 2012 07:30 PM (+XVQe)

193 waiting on the infamous mod "Day Z" to finish updating....

....i wanna just burn those coexist stickers...

Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at June 18, 2012 07:30 PM (LzwaA)

194

The ultimate Moron vacay:  http://bit.ly/LAXRkX

 

Posted by: Travel Agent to the Horde at June 18, 2012 07:31 PM (tQHzJ)

195 I hate t think how hot it is in Tejas

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2012 11:28 PM (3inkD)


I don't want to sound like I'm exagerrating but I'm pretty sure an invisible wormhole connects South Texas to the core of the sun.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 07:31 PM (HWUv9)

196 That song kicks ass

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 18, 2012 11:24 PM (DU15A)

Metal Church really should have been bigger than they were. Great band, ahead of their time in some respects.
Metal Church - Fake Healer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MZfNOUji-I

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 11:26 PM (HWUv9)

 

"Ton of Bricks" kicks ass too

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 18, 2012 07:31 PM (DU15A)

197 too much info?
No.

Shit is Gaia's ketchup.

Posted by: bitchy the organic witchy at June 18, 2012 07:32 PM (nrW1y)

198 I have a Gary Johnson 2012 "Let's Try Freedom for a Change" bumper sticker on my desk. Since I live in a D+15 state, I'm putting it on the car.

Plus a bonus is that it will piss off Jeb Bush Republicans who run to the MFM and whine that the GOP is too "extreme." Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 18, 2012 11:30 PM


Gary was an excellent governor.  I voted for him twice.  He kind of started to bark at the moon after he left the job, though.

Posted by: huerfano at June 18, 2012 07:32 PM (bAGA/)

199 Hey, please refresh my memory . . . how can a Moron put italics in a post?

13 Hey, it's S.M. Stirling's car!
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 18, 2012 10:20 PM (P4FOr)
I don't know whether anyone else LOLed at this, but I did.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 18, 2012 07:32 PM (MaYWl)

200 Robert, I have been to south Texas and I believe you are on to something

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2012 07:33 PM (3inkD)

201 Aaaaaannnnnddddd woik calls.

Back later.

Any sexiness happens in the meantime I want to know about it immediately.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 07:33 PM (HWUv9)

202 Sadly, I see plenty of "Obama 2012" stickers around Amherst and Northampton here in western Mass. Smith College, Amherst, Hampshire College, and UMass do a good job of educating any knowledge or intelligence right out of their students.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 18, 2012 07:33 PM (9+6PX)

203 I was stuck behind a car with just as many vegan bumper stickers the
other day. argh! so frustrating to not be able to run up to their window
and refute their talking points.

***

The best response would be to pull up next to them while eating one of those sloppy Carl's Jr. burgers and tip your hat.  It would also be nice to have a bumper sticker that says "Moo"  with the M being the golden arches

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2012 07:33 PM (61yvg)

204 "Sadly, I see plenty of "Obama 2012" stickers around Amherst and Northampton here in western Mass."

--- its just not shocking anymore.

Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at June 18, 2012 07:34 PM (LzwaA)

205 Gary was an excellent governor. I voted for him twice. He kind of started to bark at the moon after he left the job, though. Posted by: huerfano at June 18, 2012 11:32 PM (bAGA/) I was gonna run for President, but I got high I was gonna get up and find delegates but then I got high My campaign is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy, cause I got high cause I got high cause I got high La da da da da da La, Da Daaa, La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

Posted by: Gary Johnson at June 18, 2012 07:35 PM (EmK13)

206 Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 18, 2012 11:32 PM (MaYWl) ----- I have an older Mac. In Firefox the text editors don't work and in Safari they don't even appear above the comments box.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 18, 2012 07:35 PM (+XVQe)

207 We always beat our meat on the Mississippi mud.

Posted by: iowa glass slaughterhouses inc. at June 18, 2012 07:35 PM (nrW1y)

208 Shit is Gaia's ketchup. I often wonder if the people that buy all those veggies that proclaim themselves as "organic" understand what that means, assuming the sticker is accurate guess what they use to fertilize those puppies with.. lol - people crack me up.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 07:35 PM (R5yLq)

209 210 I was stuck behind a car with just as many vegan bumper stickers the other day. argh! so frustrating to not be able to run up to their window and refute their talking points. ---- Automatic weapons fire from a safe distance usually works for me. Oh, darn, I broke the civility rule. Just kidding, Libtards.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 18, 2012 07:37 PM (+XVQe)

210 If we are not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 18, 2012 07:38 PM (DU15A)

211 Bumper stickers are a quick way as an employer to know whether or not to throw someone's resume/application in the garbage bin. I remember seeing one that said "9/11 was an Inside Job." If I saw one of my potential employees' cars with that bumper sticker, their resume/application would be mysteriously lost. If my employee had that sticker, I'd fire him on the spot. Are people that stupid?

Posted by: Sean at June 18, 2012 07:38 PM (F8bRe)

212 Bumper stickers are annoying for the same reason that Facebook posts are annoying. They boil down complex issues to four-word slogans.

The Founders had their own four-word slogan ("No Taxation Without Representation") but they also got Jefferson to write a 1,300-word justification of why they were going to war.

And the big problem is that liberals seem to actually THINK in four-word slogans.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 18, 2012 07:38 PM (9+6PX)

213 Note that at the 2:00 mark one of the prankster's victims actually pulls out a gun and points it at him. If you get shot pranking a stranger in public, you had better hope I'm not on the civil jury when you try to sue them. I hate pranks *anyway*, but this kind of prank is just effing stupid. I mean, really minor stuff, confetti bombs in the office, sure, fine. But actually trying to scare the crap out of people? You'd be lucky if I call an ambulance for you.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 18, 2012 07:38 PM (bxiXv)

214 hmm a week or so till Steam sale and my mouse is crapping out

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 07:39 PM (tw6Ar)

215 Heard a news story today about some cows that got loose on a highway somewhere in Illinois. They had a peta guy complaining, something about how they were going to die a horrible death either way, but shooting them was... I don't know, worser? Anyway, the guy said there should be a roadside memorial put up, to commemorate the death of the tasty, tasty cows. It was a that point I almost drove off the road laughing.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2012 07:39 PM (2pG7H)

216 "Are people that stupid?"

--- shop at walmart more often....the answer is in wally world..

Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at June 18, 2012 07:39 PM (LzwaA)

217 watching military channel... you know who else was HUGE into the occult? Nazis..Hilter. You destroy religion and human nature will require the void be filled.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 18, 2012 07:39 PM (Dnbau)

218 215 Shit is Gaia's ketchup.

I often wonder if the people that buy all those veggies that proclaim themselves as "organic" understand what that means, assuming the sticker is accurate guess what they use to fertilize those puppies with..

lol - people crack me up.


Organic simply means it has carbon in it. Any other definition is nonsense.

Posted by: Sean at June 18, 2012 07:40 PM (F8bRe)

219 We need to get Dude a mouse STAT

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2012 07:41 PM (3inkD)

220 I've paid the extra few bucks for the higher price hot dogs before, and honestly I never noticed that much of a difference in taste before so I just kept buying the cheap ones. Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 11:29 PM (R5yLq) I envy people who can't tell the difference between brands, I really do.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 18, 2012 07:41 PM (bxiXv)

221 Organic simply means it has carbon in it. Any other definition is nonsense. Posted by: Sean at June 18, 2012 11:40 PM (F8bRe) ---- I thought it meant it had benzine rings in it.

Posted by: Silly Me at June 18, 2012 07:42 PM (+XVQe)

222 my buddy cracks me up when he does the "dad" thing.

"okay thats enough, time for the adults to get on the computer....and whatd i tell you about those hats when youre in the house.." (the flat billed hip hop style crap)

...jus strikes me funny is all. then he pops in diablo 3 and begins to rant about noobs.

Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at June 18, 2012 07:42 PM (LzwaA)

223 It never fails, any time I see the word "organic" my mind reads it, even if just for a millisecond, as "orgasmic."

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2012 07:44 PM (2pG7H)

224 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 18, 2012 07:44 PM (JMmQ9)

225 Anyway, the guy said there should be a roadside memorial put up, to commemorate the death of the tasty, tasty cows. It was a that point I almost drove off the road laughing.

***

I agree, put up a McDonalds

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2012 07:44 PM (61yvg)

226 I thought it meant it had benzine rings in it. Posted by: Silly Me at June 18, 2012 11:42 PM (+XVQe) Sean is correct. Organic means that it is carbon-based. Do you know what isn't organic? Dihydrogen monoxide! Do you know what is organic? "Bath Salts" So clearly, true connoisseurs of "organic" food should forgo dihydrogen monoxide, and imbibe in all the "Bath salts" they want...just as long as they do it in Berkley at the same time...

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 18, 2012 07:46 PM (EmK13)

227 still can't believe the Surface tablet did the unbelievable, it made Ballmer stop sweating. Did they announce any price for either of the tablets?

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 07:46 PM (tw6Ar)

228 Mmm. Carbon-based life forms.

Posted by: voltron from the planet glaxon vi at June 18, 2012 07:46 PM (nrW1y)

229 WaWa hot dogs are good. I get one now and then when I stop for a fill-up.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2012 07:47 PM (sdi6R)

230 What I don't get about vegans is do these fucktards not see animals eating each other??


I respect people with actual religious restrictions on their diets, but vegan just to be vegan is absurd. And I tried it for awhile.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2012 07:47 PM (3inkD)

231 I've paid the extra few bucks for the higher price hot dogs before, and honestly I never noticed that much of a difference in taste before so I just kept buying the cheap ones. Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 11:29 PM (R5yLq) ------------------------------------------------------- I could tell you the horrible horrible truth of what is in those hot dogs.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 18, 2012 07:47 PM (jucos)

232 Coexist....

That's Latin for "ankle grabbing pussy who will be the first one slaughtered when the balloon goes up"

Posted by: Berserker at June 18, 2012 07:48 PM (FMbng)

233 Vegan, another way for someone to try and be morally superior without really improving.  "Look!!  I am a vegan!"  I am better than you!!!"  Nyah nyah!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 07:50 PM (hTvnI)

234 'night, morons.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 18, 2012 07:50 PM (9+6PX)

235 NO! You coexist with ME.

Posted by: Herpglerble at June 18, 2012 07:50 PM (QGwv0)

236 Vegan is an old Cherokee term for "piss poor hunter"

Posted by: E. Warren, D. Mass at June 18, 2012 07:51 PM (RQjPS)

237 I read Howard the Duck comics back in the day.  But any geek could have told them (was that Lucas?) it wouldn't translate into a movie. 

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 18, 2012 07:52 PM (bMLFV)

238

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 18, 2012 11:52 PM (bMLFV)


comics were good but let's be honest, DC did it better with Ambush Bug

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 07:54 PM (tw6Ar)

239 The Founders had their own four-word slogan ("No Taxation Without Representation") but they also got Jefferson to write a 1,300-word justification of why they were going to war. Well you'd need a good sized SUV to plaster that on, or perhaps a semi trailer. But considering how long I generally sit behind some huge truck during rush hour at least it would give me something to read. Your right of course, political bumper stickers generally suck. Funny thing is when you watch a liberal try to defend their position on any topic, that's more or less all you get. One bumper sticker talking point after another, and when you start talking facts they just repeat the same bumper sticker slogans over and over again in return.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 07:55 PM (R5yLq)

240 I did see a pretty good bumper sticker the other day. It read: Does this ass make my truck look fat? With a picture of Teh Won.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 18, 2012 07:55 PM (jucos)

241 Berserker!  Whatcha working on??


I am so dang sleepy, I may not see your reply til tomorrow, but its' good to see you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2012 07:56 PM (3inkD)

242

Howdy from occupied Chicago once again, 'rons and 'ettes.

I have two window stickers on my old Bl*zer - my NRA membership sticker and a USAHockey.com sticker.  That's it.  I guess I'm sane, based on teh >3 standard.

Posted by: Some Dinosaur roundabout La Brea at June 18, 2012 07:57 PM (agXfn)

243 I could tell you the horrible horrible truth of what is in those hot dogs. Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 18, 2012 11:47 PM (jucos) Golden Retrievers?

Posted by: Barack Obama, Connoisseur of Dogs at June 18, 2012 07:57 PM (EmK13)

244 Johnson, Chuck,
Fucked a duck.
Duck died,
Johnson cried.

That should nicely tie together a couple of tonight's threads.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, Threadslayer at June 18, 2012 07:58 PM (eQnzo)

245 Berserker! Whatcha working on??


I am so dang sleepy, I may not see your reply til tomorrow, but its' good to see you!''


Good to see you too! Not working on anything exciting, few small fixes here and there.

Posted by: Berserker at June 18, 2012 07:58 PM (FMbng)

246

Huge leftover from last week leftover work laptop sock fail.

 

Get Thee Hence, Foul Thing!

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 18, 2012 07:58 PM (agXfn)

247 I could tell you the horrible horrible truth of what is in those hot dogs. You could, I wouldn't care. I've done my fair share of hunting, and I've eaten a lot of things that most people would consider "strange". Rattlesnake, for example, is pretty damn tasty.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 07:58 PM (R5yLq)

248 Rattlesnake, for example, is pretty damn tasty.



Head of bat, yum!

Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at June 18, 2012 08:01 PM (/izg2)

249 This post brought to you by Uncle Milty and Rose at home? Awesome. I would actually buy that.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 18, 2012 08:01 PM (WN/YR)

250 has anyone seen what aninals and isnsects fookin eat? each other, yep

Posted by: moron #4 at June 18, 2012 08:01 PM (RQjPS)

251 Rattlesnake, for example, is pretty damn tasty.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 11:58 PM (R5yLq)

 

Poisonous creatures are sometimes good eating.  Lionfish make Walleye taste like Carp, especially when you take 'em with a spear 100' down.  It's quite the hunt.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 18, 2012 08:02 PM (agXfn)

252 Fixing things is most worthy, Bers!



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2012 08:02 PM (3inkD)

253 Rattlesnake, for example, is pretty damn tasty.
And everyone gets a rib.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2012 08:03 PM (nrW1y)

254 263 has anyone seen what aninals and isnsects fookin eat? Posted by: moron #4 at June 19, 2012 12:01 AM (RQjPS) Peanut butter with a dead-fish aftertaste!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at June 18, 2012 08:04 PM (EmK13)

255 Love rattlesnake

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at June 18, 2012 08:05 PM (Ho2rs)

256 @267 - I'll start laughing as soon as I'm done puking.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2012 08:05 PM (xKC/c)

257 ""Fixing things is most worthy, Bers!""


Yeah, just not the crazy shit I usually do, but its nice to have a break and tweak my own stuff for a change.

Posted by: Berserker at June 18, 2012 08:05 PM (FMbng)

258 Well, if we're doing fave bumper stickers, one of the best is, "Bad cop!  No donut!"

Of course, given the way I drive (fast, mostly), translated yo cop it means, roughly, "Please write me a couple of big, fat moving violations..."

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, Threadslayer at June 18, 2012 08:05 PM (eQnzo)

259 night, morons.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 18, 2012 08:06 PM (agXfn)

260 Sorry if someone asked this already, but doesn't "organic" mean made of hydrocarbons, not just carbon-based?

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 18, 2012 08:07 PM (MaYWl)

261 night everyone

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2012 08:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

262 "if slaughterhouses were made of glass, no one would eat meat," If liberals Occupied a working, planted farm, they'd have to rely on handouts to survive.

Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2012 08:08 PM (FcR7P)

263 I remember being stuck in traffic on the 110 in LA and seeing a "Meat is Murder" bumper sticker.

I wanted to make one that said:

"If Meat is Murder, Then Call Me O.J."

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2012 08:09 PM (Y+DPZ)

264 BTW Cheri.. this was interesting. My tequila here is $40 a bottle. In Grand Junction it was $28. I stocked up. Thank God I drove home instead of flying, lol!

Posted by: jewells45

Im living in Grand Junction....you know you're in the right place when your booze bill is cut in half!  Previously from Cali and NY.  What a difference. Let me know if you move out here.  We can have a Moronette Meet Up

 

Posted by: Cheri at June 18, 2012 08:09 PM (0s4YQ)

265 ""Sorry if someone asked this already, but doesn't "organic" mean made of hydrocarbons, not just carbon-based?""


Well where leftists are concerned it probably means "organ based", like moose dick, elephant dick, dinosaur dick, dead donkey dick.....etc

Posted by: Berserker at June 18, 2012 08:11 PM (FMbng)

266 My favorite quote about PETA activists came from PJ O'Rourke;

"the reason that PETA protests fur instead of leather is that it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2012 08:12 PM (Y+DPZ)

267 So I am 44. Halfway through life based on statistics. And I have to spend the next 44 years with face eaters as part of the normal lexicon. That's just great. Of course I'm in Texas now. One of them face eaters would have got me for sure up in Colorado. Probably would have crawled out of a Boulder sewer and fed on me in Golden or Evergreen.

Posted by: Riding Through! Pardon Me! at June 18, 2012 08:12 PM (MG6Y6)

268 Yea, you probably do need a break now and then berserker. You have had some crazy stuff, but also some crazy good satisfaction when it's done!


How's that website coming along???



And with that I'll say good night, all!


Sleep sweet!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2012 08:13 PM (3inkD)

269 193, 231, I can taste the diff, and since Costco has em, there is usually ~ 30 in the freezer for the odd BBQ.

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 18, 2012 08:13 PM (qqlqB)

270 273 Sorry if someone asked this already, but doesn't "organic" mean made of hydrocarbons, not just carbon-based? Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at June 19, 2012 12:07 AM (MaYWl) Originally, "Organic" meant that is came from a living thing and was special to life, while "Inorganic" meant that it could be synthesized and that life was not necissary. When urea was synthesized from non-living things by Friedrich Wöhler in 1828, the definition changed to one of being based on carbon vs. not being based on carbon. Carbides, CO2, CO, &c. are usually not called organic chemicals, though metal carbonyls (such as Nickel Tetracarbonyl) are referred to as "Organometallic." It mostly comes down to whether the carbon chemistry is an important or dominant feature.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 18, 2012 08:15 PM (EmK13)

271 This map shows why PA is going Republican this year... http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/06/18/obama-is-in-serious-trouble-in-pennslyvania

Posted by: Insane Cardinal Posse at June 18, 2012 08:16 PM (oipCQ)

272 Damn sock.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 18, 2012 08:17 PM (oipCQ)

273 Bumperstickers are an opiate of the masses!

Posted by: stillers at June 18, 2012 08:18 PM (bnTL7)

274 I remember a beater Ford van that I'd see at the local gas station in L.A. that was covered with stickers or painted on slogans.  While I think some use stickers to cover dents and rust, I had a feeling that the stickers were what was holding that van together

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2012 08:19 PM (Y+DPZ)

275 Well, the bumper stickers just show a little bit of crazy. They need a 'Timothean' religion sticker somewhere to be full on nuts.

Posted by: RWC at June 18, 2012 08:21 PM (KbK7x)

276 Speaking of covering your beater with stickers and self promotion, anyone who has lived in L.A. for a while would remember Dennis Woodruff.

I used to see him at the Albertson's in Los Feliz. Paid by check for a pack of cigarettes and talked constantly.

Although his cheese slid off his cracker long ago, he was friendly and harmless

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2012 08:22 PM (Y+DPZ)

277 I loved Last Action Hero, it was freaking hilarious, and a lot smarter than most Arnie movies. I can't figure out how people liked him in total crap like Commando, but thought that movie sucked. Maybe because it was mocking them.
And Cutthroat Island wasn't actually that bad. It was just really expensive.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 18, 2012 08:23 PM (r4wIV)

278 I cant quit cracking up over the thought of the two master debaters trying to pull off a faux practice debate!

Posted by: Professor Oilfields Amazing Pupeh Mill at June 18, 2012 08:24 PM (+i3Kt)

279 I can't speak for most parts of the country, but it seems like Southern California has by far the most beaters covered with bumper stickers in America


Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2012 08:25 PM (Y+DPZ)

280 My Cutthroat Island claim to fame- I slept on the pirate ship they filmed it on.  It's based in Thailand and was the support ship for a sailing regatta I went on years back.  Still had the posters for the movie on the boat as if that would bring in business...  We called it the Black Pig.

Posted by: Datou at June 18, 2012 08:25 PM (I3k5e)

281 There is a sign, along side a major road, offering "Organic Soil"

I don't know whether to laugh or weep.

Posted by: Feynmangroupie at June 18, 2012 08:25 PM (oI744)

282 Someone post that link that breaks down Last Action Hero. I thought the movie sucked until I read that article

Posted by: Zakn at June 18, 2012 08:27 PM (XIRMS)

283 Anyone notice that the Crazy Volvo has "God Bless America" among all the pagan, wiccan, and atheist stickers?

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2012 08:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

284 296 Anyone notice that the Crazy Volvo has "God Bless America" among all the pagan, wiccan, and atheist stickers? Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2012 12:27 AM (Y+DPZ) The bumper sticker says: "Goddess Bless America"

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 18, 2012 08:29 PM (EmK13)

285 296, its Goddess Bless America

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 08:29 PM (hTvnI)

286 We're All Boned Now

US Retirement Benefits Underfunding Rises To Record $1.4 Trillion

http://tinyurl.com/cz82lzv

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2012 08:29 PM (Y+DPZ)

287 This map shows why PA is going Republican this year... I don't know, "0% undervote" in Phila county with single digits in Delaware and Chester? They just have to helpfully fill out all those empty ballots for the people in Pittsburgh and they'll be fine.

Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2012 08:29 PM (FcR7P)

288 I actually agree with that "Separation of Church and Hate" sticker the state is the hate end of that equation.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 18, 2012 08:30 PM (tKFT6)

289 I've seen two Priusessssesssssss here in Anchorage, with anti Obama bumper stickers.

Posted by: Alaskan Warthog at June 18, 2012 08:32 PM (t8YVl)

290 295 Someone post that link that breaks down Last Action Hero. I thought the movie sucked until I read that article Posted by: Zakn at June 19, 2012 12:27 AM (XIRMS) A lot of people don't really think about movies they watch. *** SPOILER ALERT*** My Dad is a very perceptive and thoughtful person, but when I talked to him after he was Book of Eli, at one point he said, "wait, he was *blind*?!?" Also, none of the people I was with when we say 12 Monkeys had *any* idea what happened at the end, with the same lady from the future scene in the airplane.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 18, 2012 08:33 PM (bxiXv)

291

Posted by: Zakn at June 19, 2012 12:27 AM (XIRMS)

I posted it, can't find the same link but this is a reposting of it

http://tinyurl.com/cfspm9v

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 08:35 PM (tw6Ar)

292 I know pagans who are fine because they don't have this pathological "minority superiority" thing you see in those stickers. Atheists and pagans may be tiny minorities, but some of them have come up with some pretty dire "alternative histories," almost entirely focused on an active hate of Christians. And those who have that hate *never* shut up about it, and *every* discussion comes back to it. You could be talking about groceries and *somehow* the Dread Fictional Christian Monster People end up there.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 18, 2012 08:36 PM (bxiXv)

293 I can't speak for most parts of the country, but it seems like Southern California has by far the most beaters covered with bumper stickers in America



By sheer numbers, yes, but as a percentage of the cars on the road, you should drive around Chapel Hill for a while, lol.  OK you probably shouldn't if you're at all concerned about your blood pressure.  I'm sure the same holds true for Berkeley and Austin and Ann Arbor...among others.

Posted by: NC Ref at June 18, 2012 08:36 PM (/izg2)

294 Bumper sticker car?  "LGF"


WTF.  Crazy Charlie from Little Green "I banning everyone" Footballs,  has a car saying he's a witch?


I am not surprised.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at June 18, 2012 08:36 PM (hXJOG)

295 Also, none of the people I was with when we say 12 Monkeys had *any* idea what happened at the end, with the same lady from the future scene in the airplane.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 19, 2012 12:33 AM (bxiXv)


I had no clue what the hell was going on in that movie.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 18, 2012 08:38 PM (tKFT6)

296 And those who have that hate *never* shut up about it, and *every* discussion comes back to it. You could be talking about groceries and *somehow* the Dread Fictional Christian Monster People end up there. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 19, 2012 12:36 AM (bxiXv) Heh Heh Heh cackles! We are everywhere! We'll get you, and your little "Coexist" bumper stickers too!

Posted by: Dread Fictional Christian Monster Person at June 18, 2012 08:38 PM (EmK13)

297 @306
Driving around Chapel Hill is sort of like a trip back to '60's San Francisco.


Those fucking hippie professors never grew up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at June 18, 2012 08:38 PM (hXJOG)

298 I did have to watch 12 Monkeys three times before I got it

Posted by: Zakn at June 18, 2012 08:39 PM (QRkPe)

299 I had no clue what the hell was going on in that movie. Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 19, 2012 12:38 AM (tKFT6) Do you want me to spoil it for you / give you the one-paragraph version?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 18, 2012 08:39 PM (bxiXv)

300 298 296, its Goddess Bless America
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2012 12:29 AM

Oh ... never mind !!

Posted by: Miss Emily Litella at June 18, 2012 08:40 PM (Y+DPZ)

301 Do you want me to spoil it for you / give you the one-paragraph version?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 19, 2012 12:39 AM (bxiXv)


That would be great, I don't want to sit through it again.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 18, 2012 08:42 PM (tKFT6)

302 Driving around Chapel Hill is sort of like a trip back to '60's San Francisco.

Those fucking hippie professors never grew up.




Jessie Helms said it best:  "We don't need a zoo in NC, we can just put a fence around Chapel Hill."

I denounce myself.

Posted by: NC Ref at June 18, 2012 08:43 PM (/izg2)

303 That would be great, I don't want to sit through it again. Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 19, 2012 12:42 AM (tKFT6) Okay then. ***spoiler*** Basically, Bruce Willis is a prisoner in a future devastated Earth, living underground with the last few survivors of an engineered plague that wiped everybody out. He is offered parole if he will go back in time to track down the source of the plague. The two twists that get people: 1) He's sent back to 1990 by accident (or possibly to get the right year), put in an insane asylum, then brought back to 2035 and sent back to 1996, the relevant year. 2)At the very end, when he fails to stop the man with the plague from boarding a plane (he plans to release it in several cities), the man boards a plane and sits next to the woman running the prison in the future. When he asks what she does, she says "insurance.' Either she was there as backup for the prisoner, or he was sent back just to lead her to the plague guy. Unfortunately, the plague had already been released by accident, I don't know if she's supposed to have known that or not. It was filmed in sort of a "Canadian TV style," it made the movie look cheap and disjointed. Of course critics loved it. But the story was actually pretty good, if disjointed. I thought the ending was obvious though, and I laughed, and *no one* seemed to know what I was laughing at.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 18, 2012 08:50 PM (bxiXv)

304 315 comments, and still no sign of Bumperstickerist ... 

Posted by: Arbalest at June 18, 2012 08:50 PM (mMT0i)

305 Jessie Helms said it best: "We don't need a zoo in NC, we can just put a fence around Chapel Hill." Wait, if you do that doesn't it become a "gated community" by default? Que the gun toting white hispanics. Yikes, yup, I denounce you too.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 08:51 PM (R5yLq)

306 296 Anyone notice that the Crazy Volvo has "God Bless America" among all the pagan, wiccan, and atheist stickers?

Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2012 12:27 AM (Y+DPZ)


***


That is "GODDESS Bless America"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2012 08:51 PM (61yvg)

307 310 @306
Driving around Chapel Hill is sort of like a trip back to '60's San Francisco.


Those fucking hippie professors never grew up.

Why would they grow up?  The re-hash the same tired old curriculum every year but they have a fresh batch of gullible minds to infect with their drivel.  They just change the name from Nixon to Reagan to Bush etc., etc.

Posted by: Datou at June 18, 2012 08:54 PM (I3k5e)

308 I thought the ending was obvious though, and I laughed, and *no one* seemed to know what I was laughing at. Caught part of the movie, honestly wasn't all that impressed with it. I really despise the whole time travel plot thing - I've never seen one that doesn't completely suck. Maybe it's because Star Trek has beaten that horse to death, traveled back in time, retrieved the horse and then beaten it to death again so many times that the moment someone says "Time Travel" I pretty much shut down and lose interest.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 08:55 PM (R5yLq)

309 I can't hang until post #666, so I will simply declare victory now, and log off

goodnight, hosers

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 18, 2012 08:56 PM (8sCoq)

310 It's early in the evening but ... I summon cthulhu http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21834723

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2012 08:57 PM (qmMAj)

311 hi all
urgh

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2012 08:58 PM (LK3ef)

312 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 19, 2012 12:50 AM



Thanks, I guess I was looking for some grand narrative that wasn't there. I think I went with the "it's all in his head" theory.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 18, 2012 08:58 PM (tKFT6)

313 found out today that the deadline that I thought was August 7 is actually July 7
ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2012 08:58 PM (LK3ef)

314 I summon cthulhu On purpose? Wow.. gutsy move. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 08:59 PM (R5yLq)

315 That is quite the urgh! chemjeff ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2012 08:59 PM (qmMAj)

316 323, agreed, cooth.

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 18, 2012 08:59 PM (qqlqB)

317 yeah I didn't understand the 12 Monkeys movie either, thanks for explaining it Merovign

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2012 08:59 PM (LK3ef)

318 Why would they grow up? The re-hash the same tired old curriculum every year but they have a fresh batch of gullible minds to infect with their drivel. They just change the name from Nixon to Reagan to Bush etc., etc.



For damn sure.  This is probably why I can't finish my degree there...every time they spout this bs I point it out and then get marked down on every assignment afterwards, after which I just drop their fkn class instead of regurgitating their line of crap.  I'm better off without it at this point; just about every job I've had since HS I've created myself or been an independent contractor of some sort.

Posted by: NC Ref at June 18, 2012 09:00 PM (/izg2)

319 yeah I didn't understand the 12 Monkeys movie either, thanks for explaining it Merovign I didn't get it either, to be honest I still don't. I shut it off somewhere between a third to roughly half the movie, never bothered to go back and watch the rest. Just didn't hold my interest at all.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 09:01 PM (R5yLq)

320 Got a crazy bumper sticker dude in my neighborhood, i don't really mind most of the time but when i see him at the store parking lot or something it's pretty embarrassing to have to acknowledge that i know him.

Posted by: booger at June 18, 2012 09:02 PM (HI6wa)

321 I actually really liked 12 Monkeys, Brad Pitt's best roles are always the crazy ones.

Posted by: booger at June 18, 2012 09:05 PM (HI6wa)

322 On purpose? Wow.. gutsy move. Lol well ... it's sort of, kind'a, maybe reasonably safe when an offering is provided ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2012 09:07 PM (qmMAj)

323 found out today that the deadline that I thought was August 7 is actually July 7


Got a prob, Bob?

Posted by: fluffonutta at June 18, 2012 09:07 PM (z9HTb)

324 living underground with the last few survivors of an engineered plague that wiped everybody out. Is Kate Upton one of those survivors? Because that might determine if I drop this wrench in the time machine...

Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2012 09:07 PM (FcR7P)

325 163 Does anyone know why movie posters that feature pictures of two or more cast members prominently, with the names either above or underneath the pictures, routinely have the names not match up with the pictures? See the poster for Cutthroat Island, where Geena Davis's name is below Matthew Modines' picture, and vice versa. It happens far too frequently for it to be anything but design, but it makes no sense to me.

Posted by: Diffus at June 18, 2012 11:21 PM (QA6B9)


--- I believe it's a result of the ridiculous bickering about billing that actors engage in. Probably the two were insistent on an equal co-billing, that neither one would be displayed in a more prominent position that the other. Well since we read left to right, the leftmost position on the poster would be considered the more prominent placement. So you give one the leftmost for the face, the other the leftmost for the name, and according to the arcane workings of pride it all evens out.

In other instances it can be that the rule is set down that names will be listed strictly alphabetically, so no one can confuse the name's order with worth or respect or anything else than the even-handed casual tyranny of the ABCs. But since that gives a perennial advantage to those in the earlygoing letters, again, the photos may be mixed up to achieve parity of prominence.


Posted by: sistrum at June 18, 2012 09:08 PM (AyryN)

326 Thanks, I guess I was looking for some grand narrative that wasn't there. I think I went with the "it's all in his head" theory. Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 19, 2012 12:58 AM (tKFT6) It's Terry Gilliam. You know, Monty Python? Paper cutouts eating people? He started to *think* he was deep with Brazil, but he never really was.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 18, 2012 09:08 PM (bxiXv)

327 oh, fluffy, it is a paper revision.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2012 09:09 PM (LK3ef)

328 Hey ya,ll, how you on this fine monday night?

Posted by: lou's a girl whos noy a pagan and votes at June 18, 2012 09:09 PM (fHyXI)

329 I mostly enjoyed 12 Monkeys too, aside from Terry Gilliam's "look at me" quirky-techno shit.

Just tell the fucking story, dillhole.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 18, 2012 09:09 PM (P4FOr)

330

And The bumper sticker van, does it say Hey look at me?

Pathetic.

Posted by: lou's a girl whos noy a pagan and votes at June 18, 2012 09:10 PM (fHyXI)

331 I think I will have to watch 12 Monkeys again because your description of it doesn't match my recollection of it.  I don't remember strange techno music.  Come to think of it I don't remember an airplane scene either.  Maybe I didn't really see the movie.  I hate it when I get movies mixed up like that.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2012 09:12 PM (LK3ef)

332 And brad pitt, best movie, Thelma and Louise, last time he was the least bit sexy, just my opinion!

Posted by: lou's a girl whos noy a pagan and votes at June 18, 2012 09:12 PM (fHyXI)

333 341, lous!

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 18, 2012 09:13 PM (qqlqB)

334 I actually really liked 12 Monkeys, Brad Pitt's best roles are always the crazy ones. Not a huge Brad Pitt fan myself, never really have been. I can't quite put my finger on why, I mean unlike a lot of Hollywood stars I do have to give him credit for the fact that he can actually act. I watched part of 12 monkeys on cable, I came in probably about 10 minutes late and watched approximately half of it. By that point I was so bored I decided to go paint something just to watch it dry. The movie just never really drew me in or do anything to catch my interest. Pretty much as soon as the time travel thing popped up I was sitting there thinking, oh shit. This is going to suck. Decided I was already far enough in that I'd stick it out for a while longer, gave it as much time as I could and finally decided that it wasn't going to get any better and walked away. I was just thankful I hadn't blown money to see it in a theater.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 09:13 PM (R5yLq)

335 Damn, what the hell does noy mean?

Posted by: lou's a girl whos at June 18, 2012 09:14 PM (fHyXI)

336 well ... it's sort of, kind'a, maybe reasonably safe when an offering is provided ... On offering? For Cthulu? Hmm.. so were you thinking bad anime pron or cheap booze?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 09:15 PM (R5yLq)

337 From the Twelve Monkeys soundtrack:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whPzJbntlnY

Posted by: fluffonutta at June 18, 2012 09:15 PM (z9HTb)

338 346 341, lous!

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 19, 2012 01:13 AM (qqlqB

 

Hey, watched a supreme movie tonite, make fun if you must, But Soul Surfer was awesome. Tissues needed. What a story!

Posted by: lou's a girl whos at June 18, 2012 09:16 PM (fHyXI)

339 If everybody liked the same kind of movie, we'd only need one movie. And one kind of hot dog.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 18, 2012 09:17 PM (bxiXv)

340 I loved 12 Monkeys, although Fisher King was better. And yeah, Brad Pitt was great, he was brilliant and fun.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 18, 2012 09:17 PM (r4wIV)

341 Yeah, the premise of 12 Monkeys is pretty thin which is why most of the time is spent going back and forth in time, but Willis and Pitt manage to make it entertaining.

Posted by: booger at June 18, 2012 09:17 PM (HI6wa)

342

Only Brad Pitt movie I every liked....was Legends of the Fall.

He did a pretty good job with that role.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2012 09:17 PM (M2JTb)

343 I mostly enjoyed 12 Monkeys too, aside from Terry Gilliam's "look at me" quirky-techno shit.

Just tell the fucking story, dillhole.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 19, 2012 01:09 AM (P4FOr)


forced into it being based on la Jetee

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 09:17 PM (tw6Ar)

344 12 Monkeys also featured Madeleine Stowe, for whom I have some kind of undiagnosed malady.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 18, 2012 09:18 PM (P4FOr)

345 Hey ya,ll, how you on this fine monday night? Doing great Lou's - Got a hell of a Father's day surprise, all three of my kids were out of town so I was just expecting a quiet day at home. HB managed to plan and pull off a surprise party of sorts, got the whole crew together and we had a really great day. Tried my first Hebrew national hot dog, man those things are good.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 09:18 PM (R5yLq)

346 Damn, what the hell does noy mean? Not sure. But when you just have one of them, it is really irritating...

Posted by: Adriane at June 18, 2012 09:18 PM (qmMAj)

347 Re: White House Security Leaks What would you differently if your goal as President was to weaken, damage, and cause harm to America, her allies, and her people?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 18, 2012 09:19 PM (bxiXv)

348 Only Brad Pitt movie I every liked....was Legends of the Fall. He did a pretty good job with that role. Only one I can think of that I liked was "A River Runs Through It". Been a while since I've seen it and it's not exactly an action packed thriller by any means but I rather enjoyed it.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 09:20 PM (R5yLq)

349 I like the cars with the gazillion stickers, it's nice when drivers give you such clear warning that you should keep as far from them as possible.

Saw an Obama '08 sticker recently with another, smaller sticker placed over it -- AWESOME with a red slash through it in the NO manner. Would love that someone would do that with a sticker that said "Won't get fooled again!"

But I still can't deconstruct the Who is John Galt and the Gadsen flag placement on that SMart Car I saw...

Posted by: sistrum at June 18, 2012 09:20 PM (AyryN)

350 358 Hey ya,ll, how you on this fine monday night?

Doing great Lou's - Got a hell of a Father's day surprise, all three of my kids were out of town so I was just expecting a quiet day at home.

HB managed to plan and pull off a surprise party of sorts, got the whole crew together and we had a really great day.

Tried my first Hebrew national hot dog, man those things are good.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 19, 2012 01:18 AM (R5yLq)

Awesome. Fathers are the best. I love MOMS, but  damn we gotta quit acting like dads dont matter!

Posted by: lou's a girl whos at June 18, 2012 09:21 PM (fHyXI)

351 But I still can't deconstruct the Who is John Galt and the Gadsen flag placement on that SMart Car I saw...

apparently the intelligence of the car is not matched by its driver

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2012 09:22 PM (LK3ef)

352 But when you just have one of them, it is really irritating...

Posted by: Adriane at June 19, 2012 01:18 AM (qmMAj)

Thats me!

Posted by: lou's a girl whos still pissed the nfl became the wwf at June 18, 2012 09:22 PM (fHyXI)

353 What would you differently if your goal as President was to weaken, damage, and cause harm to America, her allies, and her people? Hmm, lets see: 1. Nominate a political hack like Eric with-Holder to push your political agenda from the Justice Department and completely ignore the law. Check. 2. Lie to and circumvent Congress at every given opportunity to further push your agenda even though you are acting in direct opposition to the Constitution. Check 3. Release National security secrets that do tremendous harm, destroy other peoples lives to the point where they are imprisoned or killed simply to satisfy your own narcissistic need for positive press that will hopefully prop up your failing political career Check Nope, can't imagine you could really do much more harm other than maybe selling off some of our Nuclear Arsenal on Ebay.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 09:24 PM (R5yLq)

354 I though Brad Pitt was amazing in Meet Joe Black too, and apparently he's quite good in Moneyball as well.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 18, 2012 09:25 PM (r4wIV)

355

360Re: White House Security Leaks

 

What would you do differently if your goal as President was to weaken, damage, and cause harm to America, her allies, and her people?

 

 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 19, 2012 01:19 AM (bxiXv)

-----------

 

Yup. And he does it all in that sneaky, punkass way....with built in deniability.

Like the punk kid in the back of the room, firing spit balls....and then saying "what!", when the other kids turned to look at him.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2012 09:25 PM (M2JTb)

356 360, push more, if I could. Dude is a failure at that too. He could tweet stuff all the live-long day.

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 18, 2012 09:25 PM (qqlqB)

357 But I still can't deconstruct the Who is John Galt and the Gadsen flag placement on that SMart Car I saw... Posted by: sistrum at June 19, 2012 01:20 AM (AyryN) Oh, I can. 1) Vapid pseudo-Paulians who think they're economically conservative but it expresses it in a thoughtless way, like driving a car incapable of protecting occupants from rogue shopping carts. Tend to also support phenomenally expensive net-loss energy sources like wind and solar thinking they can "starve the Middle East" by cutting off the vast market of Fire Island or Poughkeepsie. 2) Engineering groupies who think that mileage numbers denote efficiency, as opposed to actually a device that is suited to its task. 3) Potheads, for whom the Gadsden Flag represents not treading on their right to choom.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 18, 2012 09:26 PM (bxiXv)

358 351, lous, last flick I watched was Act of Valor.

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 18, 2012 09:26 PM (qqlqB)

359 370, brilliant, Mero. Gas up, then choom. /dickbags //work in tech.

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 18, 2012 09:28 PM (qqlqB)

360 Only one I can think of that I liked was "A River Runs Through It". Been a while since I've seen it and it's not exactly an action packed thriller by any means but I rather enjoyed it.

 

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 19, 2012 01:20 AM (R5yLq)

 

-------------

 

For some reason...I never watched that one all the way through.

And I can't remember now, why that was.

It had some nice scenery though, as I recall.

Maybe I should try to watch it again.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2012 09:28 PM (M2JTb)

361 Nope, can't imagine you could really do much more harm other than maybe selling off some of our Nuclear Arsenal on Ebay. Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 19, 2012 01:24 AM (R5yLq) Keep an eye on eBay between November and January.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 18, 2012 09:28 PM (bxiXv)

362 371 351, lous, last flick I watched was Act of Valor.

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 19, 2012 01:26 AM (qqlqB)

Looking forward to it, soul surfer was a free weekend from our cable  company trying to suck us is, most of it was crap.

Hubby's pissed, xm radio got rid of Rustie Humphries, they are chipping away.

Posted by: lou's a girl whos still pissed the nfl became the wwf at June 18, 2012 09:29 PM (fHyXI)

363 Good evening again.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 09:29 PM (4ixH5)

364 I though Brad Pitt was amazing in Meet Joe Black too, and apparently he's quite good in Moneyball as well. Yup, I can't say that Pitt can't act - he can. But for some bizarre reason I just really dislike the guy. Again, nothing I can quantify - just a gut reaction I can't fully explain.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 09:29 PM (R5yLq)

365 #46

Hey, 'Valley Girl' is saved by not only one but two sets of gratuitous nudity breasts, including those of Elizabeth Daly. She also sang the title song in 'Better Off Dead' during her short career.

Plus, I saw it in the theater at the Sherman Oaks Galleria before they massively altered it to be an outdoor mall. The opening scene of the movie in the food court? That was right outside the theater. Everybody was freaking out.

It was also my preferred location to see Schwarzenegger action flicks. There was always a high probability that a long destructive scene would take place in the Galleria when they had a remodel scheduled.

Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 09:29 PM (kcfmt)

366 Keep an eye on eBay between November and January. Sadly if the prick thought he could get a few extra votes by doing it, It wouldn't surprise me a bit to see them go up for auction.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 09:30 PM (R5yLq)

367 Oh, President Obama could have done a lot more - and he will with another term. He's held back his executive orders and just bypassing congress, for example. He's not used agencies to implement all the rules he wants. He hasn't started enforcing UN treaty as law.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 18, 2012 09:30 PM (r4wIV)

368 That's not how you summon.

This is how you summon.

*Carves a pentagram into the floor*

*Lights a candle*

CTHULHU!  I SUMMON THEE!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/7s357m6

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 09:31 PM (4ixH5)

369 *Spoiler* I always chalked up the Willis confusion on seeing himself get killed as a child. That's why the closer to hit happening theres more and more lunacy from him.

Posted by: Zakn at June 18, 2012 09:31 PM (6dPvK)

370 You know the fapping done by the MBM over their "gotcha" with Mitt at the Wa-Wa's ?

Another case of selective editing by MSLSD

Another Ridiculous Lie From Liberal Media – Distorting Romney’s “WAWAs” Hoagie Speech

http://tinyurl.com/74hemdy

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2012 09:32 PM (Y+DPZ)

371 Whoops. Not so short a career after all. Under the name EG Daily she's done a ton of animation voice work. And she's still hot.


Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 09:32 PM (kcfmt)

372 Howdy, Jefe!  Hey, how did your meeting go last week?

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 09:32 PM (4ixH5)

373 Does anyone know why movie posters that feature pictures of two or more cast members prominently, with the names either above or underneath the pictures, routinely have the names not match up with the pictures? See the poster for Cutthroat Island, where Geena Davis's name is below Matthew Modines' picture, and vice versa. It happens far too frequently for it to be anything but design, but it makes no sense to me.

Posted by: Diffus at June 18, 2012 11:21 PM (QA6B9)

 

There is a constant battle for higher billing.  Being to the left in the text is better, as is being above.  In a picture the left is the better position as well.  To give equal billing, swapping the text and the picture has to be done, or else they would have to make the font bigger.

Agents fight to the death over this stuff.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2012 09:32 PM (TJHom)

374 CTHULHU! I SUMMON THEE!!!! Ok, all that pentagram nonsense might work on some lesser demonkin, but come on. That isn't going to get Cthulu's attention. If you want to do that, just open the door and start yelling "boobies" really loud.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 09:33 PM (R5yLq)

375 Posted by: Zakn at June 19, 2012 01:31 AM (6dPvK) **Spoilers** There were other things I left out of the summary too, like kidnapping the lady doctor, and that Pitt's character was the son of the mad virologist. Even then, I didn't get down to one paragraph.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 18, 2012 09:34 PM (bxiXv)

376 It was also my preferred location to see Schwarzenegger action flicks. There was always a high probability that a long destructive scene would take place in the Galleria when they had a remodel scheduled.
Posted by: epobirs at June 19, 2012 01:29 AM

I always wondered when a car or truck would lose control on that elevated section of the 405 and land in the Galleria parking garage

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2012 09:34 PM (Y+DPZ)

377 381, heh. You have the robes with the mysterious signs and signals too, right?

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 18, 2012 09:34 PM (qqlqB)

378

380 Oh, President Obama could have done a lot more - and he will with another term.

 

The idea of a second term is a nightmare.

There will be nothing to hold him back, from doing what he's had in mind all along.

 

And I think we won't fully know what all he has already done...until he's gone.

When he is out of power, hopefully people will start spilling out what they know.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2012 09:35 PM (M2JTb)

379 390, s/b sigils, dammit.

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 18, 2012 09:35 PM (qqlqB)

380 I do miss those stoned trips to the WaWa. Oh PA, how I miss you

Posted by: Zakn at June 18, 2012 09:35 PM (6dPvK)

381 Hi Robert

Posted by: lou's a girl who thinks Arthur Davis might be the pick! at June 18, 2012 09:35 PM (fHyXI)

382 Whoops. Not so short a career after all. Under the name EG Daily she's done a ton of animation voice work. And she's still hot.


Posted by: epobirs at June 19, 2012 01:32 AM (kcfmt)


I looked her up.  She was a Powerpuff Girl?  And holy shit she is hot!  She needed to be in front of the camera way more.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 09:35 PM (4ixH5)

383 The great majority of people I meet who call themselves Pagans do not know the origins of the name. It does not refer to any specific religion. It is a cultural sneer. The word 'pags' was the Roman version of Hillbilly.

In the Roman vernacular, a pagan was more an extra from 'Deliverance' than somebody of an odd religious bent.

Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 09:36 PM (kcfmt)

384 There is a constant battle for higher billing. Being to the left in the text is better, as is being above. In a picture the left is the better position as well. To give equal billing, swapping the text and the picture has to be done, or else they would have to make the font bigger. Wow... amazing to think that anyone is that egotistical. Just boggles the mind. Seriously? Your getting paid megabucks to make this warmed over badly written uninteresting horeshit and instead of being incredibly grateful you don't actually have to work for a living you bitch to high heaven about whether your name is on the left or right hand side of the poster? People really baffle me.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 09:36 PM (R5yLq)

385 That isn't going to get Cthulu's attention. If you want to do that, just open the door and start yelling "boobies" really loud.

Probably "tentacles", or "gigantic screening cloud of ink" instead of "boobies".

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 18, 2012 09:36 PM (P4FOr)

386 If you want to do that, just open the door and start yelling "boobies" really loud.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 19, 2012 01:33 AM (R5yLq)


That's how I summon Bean.  Gimme a minute...





You have the robes with the mysterious signs and signals too, right?

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 19, 2012 01:34 AM (qqlqB)


I blood red robe with hood draped mysteriously over me.  TrayVON ain't got shit on me.







Hi Robert

Posted by: lou's a girl who thinks Arthur Davis might be the pick! at June 19, 2012 01:35 AM (fHyXI)


Lou!

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 09:38 PM (4ixH5)

387 The idea of a second term is a nightmare. There will be nothing to hold him back, from doing what he's had in mind all along. I honestly don't think we'll survive a second term. If we go down that road we become a European socialist style nation on the inexorable road to economic collapse.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 09:38 PM (R5yLq)

388 The great majority of people I meet who call themselves Pagans do not know the origins of the name. It does not refer to any specific religion. It is a cultural sneer. The word 'pags' was the Roman version of Hillbilly.

In the Roman vernacular, a pagan was more an extra from 'Deliverance' than somebody of an odd religious bent.

Posted by: epobirs at June 19, 2012 01:36 AM (kcfmt)

 

It was attached to non-Christians because Christianity took root in the cities rather than in the countryside, at first at least.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2012 09:39 PM (TJHom)

389 It's official. Hollywood is dead. Has anyone else seen the commercials for the 'Katy Perry' movie? I barely know who she is. Who in the world thought this would be a great movie idea? If I want to see a movie about a **star**, it will be about a star, like Katherine Hepburn or Rock Hudson or Clint Eastwood. I think that seals the deal. We are over the edge and there ain't any coming back from that fall.

Posted by: Calyx the HopinToBAnswered at June 18, 2012 09:40 PM (mICe+)

390 eh, if you're looking for hot vo chicks, Tara Strong and Lacey Chabert (always had a hard on for her) are tied for #1

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 09:40 PM (tw6Ar)

391

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2012 01:38 AM (4ixH5)

Hi Robert, still getting drunk and smoking still legal cigarettes!

Posted by: lou's a girl who thinks Arthur Davis might be the pick! at June 18, 2012 09:41 PM (fHyXI)

392 I SUMMON BEAN!

http://tinyurl.com/7myvuul

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 09:41 PM (4ixH5)

393 If I want to see a movie about a **star**, it will be about a star, like Katherine Hepburn or Rock Hudson or Clint Eastwood. I think that seals the deal. We are over the edge and there ain't any coming back from that fall.

Posted by: Calyx the HopinToBAnswered at June 19, 2012 01:40 AM (mICe+)

 

They'll be making movies about YouTube videos if they think they could make a buck out of it.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2012 09:42 PM (TJHom)

394

Posted by: Calyx the HopinToBAnswered at June 19, 2012 01:40 AM (mICe+)


yes, damn them for timed honored tradition of having film vehicles for pop stars

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 09:42 PM (tw6Ar)

395 Hoping hollowood gets its comeupence!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 18, 2012 09:42 PM (fHyXI)

396 Oh. I watched Indie Game: The Movie. Great flick, even if you aren't into games, but say are in a small business, I think you'll enjoy it

Posted by: Zakn at June 18, 2012 09:42 PM (6dPvK)

397 still getting drunk and smoking still legal cigarettes!

Posted by: lou's a girl who thinks Arthur Davis might be the pick! at June 19, 2012 01:41 AM (fHyXI)


Sounds like a plan.  I'll have what you're having.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 09:43 PM (4ixH5)

398 #386

There was a running gag on MST3K about this sort of inside baseball thing. For the movie 'Switch' Blake Edwards wanted to have Ellen Barkin and Perry King both appear above the title, even though Perry King is only in the movie for about ten minutes before BECOMING Ellen Barkin. Jimmy Smits, who thought this was going to be his big break into theatrical stardom, demanded the placement instead.

Eventually, a deal was made that Jimmy Smits name had to appear every time the movie's title was invoked. As it ended up, Perry King's name didn't appear on the poster at all.

So, for a while on MST3K, whenever a character in the movie du jour said switch, Mike/Joel and the bots would call out in unison, 'Jimmy Smits!'

Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 09:44 PM (kcfmt)

399 and if you hate film vehicles for pop-stars, stay the fuck away from Asia

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 09:44 PM (tw6Ar)

400 Hola Roberto
the meeting went fine, actually - I was orders of magnitude more stressed out about it than he was.  which is typical, actually.
but that is old news, I've found a new fixation for my stress - a looming deadline!

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2012 09:44 PM (LK3ef)

401

 I honestly don't think we'll survive a second term. If we go down that road we become a European socialist style nation on the inexorable road to economic collapse.

 

We're already on that road, Stuck.

There is still time to turn it around though....if we make some swift changes.

The sort of changes that the Dems will scream about, fight against tooth and nail.....and then try to take credit for when the changes are successful.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2012 09:45 PM (M2JTb)

402 I've found a new fixation for my stress - a looming deadline!

Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2012 01:44 AM (LK3ef)


Meet my friend here.  She says to relax.


http://tinyurl.com/87rtfvp

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 09:45 PM (4ixH5)

403 I always wondered when a car or truck would lose control on that elevated section of the 405 and land in the Galleria parking garage



Bwahahaha me too!  It takes all my focus when driving trucks on all those really high overpasses to not think about making a mistake and going over the edge.  Hate my fear of heights, anyone know how to overcome that?

Driving a car its not so bad, but being high up in the cab of a truck where I can actually see over the rails really screws with my head FML.  Its a real white-knuckle experience for me every time.

Posted by: NC Ref at June 18, 2012 09:46 PM (/izg2)

404 Ok describe the vehicle.

1. Leather Pride flag to the left of the license plate so occupant has a "thing" for leather (not a PETA member).

2. Obviously Pagan, apparently if the Wicca variety.

3. Female (ideology off my biology thing)

Good candidate to self-identify as polyamorous but if she were she would have some sort of a symbol for that on there as she is the sort that feels it is her duty to let everyone know.    Might be gay but unsure.  The "lick a witch" thing is inconclusive but the "come out, come out" sticker on the top of the bumper might be a giveaway.  

Probably not a Republican.

Posted by: crosspatch at June 18, 2012 09:46 PM (ZbLJZ)

405 speaking of hollywood, I think I will go see For Greater Glory tomorrow, I found a place that actually has a $4 matinee, that is a pretty good deal nowadays

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2012 09:47 PM (LK3ef)

406

Sounds like a plan. I'll have what you're having.

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2012 01:43 AM (4ixH5)

Well, you can't, I only have one left. Gonna drink/smoke it myself! Tee Hee

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 18, 2012 09:47 PM (fHyXI)

407 Oh, Jefe, check this out.  You're getting an Alamo Draft House!

http://tinyurl.com/7oqe7ze

Movies plus food and beer.  I think you might like it.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 09:47 PM (4ixH5)

408 Gonna drink/smoke it myself! Tee Hee

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 19, 2012 01:47 AM (fHyXI)


Let me lick the glass?

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 09:49 PM (4ixH5)

409 327 I summon cthulhu

On purpose? Wow.. gutsy move. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 19, 2012 12:59 AM (R5yLq)



Hi, guys! Sorry I'm late.....you would not believe the traffic in the space-time continuum.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 18, 2012 09:49 PM (kaalw)

410

Bwahahaha me too! It takes all my focus when driving trucks on all those really high overpasses to not think about making a mistake and going over the edge. Hate my fear of heights, anyone know how to overcome that?

 

Develop a fear of things falling on you from above, so heights are safer.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2012 09:49 PM (TJHom)

411 and if you hate film vehicles for pop-stars, stay the fuck away from Asia

But ... the heat of the moment ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfFjb3B9RRw

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 18, 2012 09:49 PM (P4FOr)

412 Liam Neeson's Taken 2

http://tinyurl.com/7yocrrc

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 09:50 PM (4ixH5)

413

Robert and other morons, I really think these assholes are getting desperate. They don't know how to spin this any more!

Sam Donaldson commenting on a blogger asking obama a question? Who would have thunk it?!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 18, 2012 09:51 PM (fHyXI)

414
"Plus, I saw it in the theater at the Sherman Oaks Galleria before they massively altered it to be an outdoor mall. The opening scene of the movie in the food court? That was right outside the theater. Everybody was freaking out."

---I saw the original Back to the Future film and was startled to recognize that the mall used for Lone Pine mall was the one right across the freeway from the theater. Then realized I must have shopped at the mall the night they shot the scene, because I had come across a food service's spread in the parking lot (still kick myself that I didn't swipe a fingertip's worth of chopped chicken liver). But that was nothing to when the odd deja vu feeling about Marty's high school resolved itself into recognizing my (and Nixon's) alma mater.

Posted by: sistrum at June 18, 2012 09:52 PM (AyryN)

415 Movies plus food and beer. I think you might like it.

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2012 01:47 AM (4ixH5)


huh - thanks for posting that, yeah it does sound like it will be fun

hopefully they will open up soon

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2012 09:52 PM (LK3ef)

416 Develop a fear of things falling on you from above, so heights are safer.



Heh it's not so much the fear of heights as the fear of hitting the ground at terminal velocity.

Posted by: NC Ref at June 18, 2012 09:54 PM (/izg2)

417 hopefully they will open up soon Posted by: chemjeff at June 19, 2012 01:52 AM (LK3ef) Get plastered, throw bottles at the screen. Do it for me.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 09:56 PM (4ixH5)

418

426Robert and other morons, I really think these assholes are getting desperate. They don't know how to spin this any more!
Sam Donaldson commenting on a blogger asking obama a question? Who would have thunk it?!

------------

I watched Hannity tonight....just to see that guy, Munro, who interrupted Barky.

He sounded Irish. ...And is an intense guy.

Said he would continue to "do his job" .....and ask tough questions, of this president, and the next one....like the other reporters 'should be doin'.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2012 09:57 PM (M2JTb)

419 Let me lick the glass?

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2012 01:49 AM (4ixH5)

 

No way, you deserve better!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 18, 2012 09:57 PM (fHyXI)

420 Sam Donaldson commenting on a blogger asking obama a question? Who would have thunk it?!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 19, 2012 01:51 AM (fHyXI)


Remember that time they all popped wood when that Ay-rab threw his shoe it Dubya?


But somehow that dude from The Daily Caller was just so far beyond the pale.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 09:57 PM (4ixH5)

421 Haven't read the comments -- has anyone pointed out that bumpersticker car has an odd connection to a website that's gone bananas?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 18, 2012 09:58 PM (kaalw)

422 #403

There are a bunch in that field. My favorites are those who fairly unknown as actresses in live action work but are mightily attractive.

Lacey Chabert is smoking of course but I suspect the voice keeps out of some conventional acting jobs. She should just keep doing cartoons and Maxim.

A favorite is Mary Elizabeth McGlynn, who is probably best known for the English language version of the Major in the 'Ghost In The Shell' series. (Currently heard as Monkey in recent episodes of 'Bleach.') The opposite end of the spectrum from all of those little girl and pre-adolescent buy voices most of these women do. She speaks with AUTHORITY.

Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 09:58 PM (kcfmt)

423 434 Haven't read the comments -- has anyone pointed out that bumpersticker car has an odd connection to a website that's gone bananas?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 19, 2012 01:58 AM (kaalw)


yeah that's what I was thinking too... didn't realize Chuckie traded in his bike

Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2012 10:00 PM (LK3ef)

424 best bumper sticker i ever saw was on the back of a semi trailer that had just passed us like we were standing still: "where there's a pill, there's a way"

Posted by: bill-o at June 18, 2012 10:01 PM (bjND7)

425 Remember that time they all popped wood when that Ay-rab threw his shoe it Dubya?
But somehow that dude from The Daily Caller was just so far beyond the pale.

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2012 01:57 AM (4ixH5)

Well they are saying he was a foreign reporter, but sam donaldson was ruthless with Reagan, they need to be held accountable! Fuck the talking points of the dnc. They are weak. They did not know how to handle Rush, I know ya'll dont think too kindly of Rush, but he opened up this can of whoop ass!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 18, 2012 10:02 PM (fHyXI)

426 hmm for a harem manga, the fan service in Ninja Girls is seriously lacking

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 10:03 PM (tw6Ar)

427 There is still time to turn it around though....if we make some swift changes. The sort of changes that the Dems will scream about, fight against tooth and nail.....and thentry totake credit for when the changesare successful. Sadly I think even if Mittens gets elected in the long run it may just be too late. If we don't take back the Senate they won't be able to get anything, including a budget, through Reed and his merry band of fucknuts. I don't think Mittens really has the testicular fortitude necessary to turn us around, I think the best we can hope for there is that maybe he'll tap the brakes a bit. Sadly it's been my experience that even when Republican's have the majority they all too often act like they minority party. Sad but true. I'm hoping I'm wrong - that Mittens will actually surprise me and enough people will wake up and realize if we don't start turning around with this next election it will be to late. Sadly though I must admit I don't think that will be the case. I have a sneaking suspicion that even if Mitt does manage to squeak by in the general election that we either won't take the Senate back, or if we do it will only by one or two seats which in the long run won't do us any good anyway. The Dim's will still filibuster anything that comes out of the House and the Republicans will sit around with their thumbs up their asses and not fight back. Again, I really hope I'm wrong. I really, really do.. sigh.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 10:04 PM (R5yLq)

428

Oh wow.

My favorite episode of Stargate SG1 is coming on SyFy channel right now....'Upgrades'....the one where they put on those alien wrist cuffs that make them super strong.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2012 10:05 PM (M2JTb)

429 #427

Growing up in Southern California, especially around Thousand Oaks, you get pretty used to it.

But one incident is a favorite. The original 'Dawn of the Dead' was shot in Pittsburgh, of course. But the Oaks Mall in T.O., which was still pretty new when that movie opened and the former field had been the site of many, many shoots recognizable in lots of stuff, had a very similar layout to the mall in the movie. In fact, the JC Penney's was directly across from the theater and had an appearance almost identical to the store in movie.

For a lot of people there had never been anything of this intensity. I had never seen a theater empty out so much over the course of a newly opened movie but a lot of people bailed. Several of them after I shouted out 'They're coming for the UA!'

Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 10:05 PM (kcfmt)

430 367 I though Brad Pitt was amazing in Meet Joe Black too, and apparently he's quite good in Moneyball as well.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 19, 2012 01:25 AM (r4wIV)

 

I liked Pitt in, I think it was titled 'Seven'.  With Morgan Freeman.  His wife's head in the box.  and Kevin Spacey as the bad guy

Posted by: zeera at June 18, 2012 10:06 PM (XtxRN)

431 #439

High School of the Dead. Nothing else comes close without being hentai.

Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 10:06 PM (kcfmt)

432 I know ya'll dont think too kindly of Rush, but he opened up this can of whoop ass!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 19, 2012 02:02 AM (fHyXI)


Oh, I enjoy Rush when I get to hear him.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 10:06 PM (4ixH5)

433 Remember that time they all popped wood when that Ay-rab threw his shoe it Dubya?But somehow that dude from The Daily Caller was just so far beyond the pale.
Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2012 01:57 AM (4ixH5)
Well they are saying he was a foreign reporter, but sam donaldson was ruthless with Reagan, they need to be held accountable! Fuck the talking points of the dnc. They are weak. They did not know how to handle Rush, I know ya'll dont think too kindly of Rush, but he opened up this can of whoop ass!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 19, 2012 02:02 AM (fHyXI)

 

They're all dead professions walking and they know it.  No viewers, no readers, and no skill because they were kept safe by the monopoly.  If the next GOP prez has any brains, he will grant press cred to some websites and podcasters and youtubers of the right ilk and drive the press crazy by putting them in the room. 

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2012 10:08 PM (TJHom)

434 They're all dead professions walking and they know it. No viewers, no readers, and no skill because they were kept safe by the monopoly. If the next GOP prez has any brains, he will grant press cred to some websites and podcasters and youtubers of the right ilk and drive the press crazy by putting them in the room. Lol.. No longer shall they be known as the Mainstream Media. Henceforth we shall call them what the truly are, Zombie Media. Yup, that works.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 10:10 PM (R5yLq)

435 High School of the Dead. Nothing else comes close without being hentai.

Posted by: epobirs at June 19, 2012 02:06 AM (kcfmt)


as much as I like it so far, Ikki Tousen was better

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 10:10 PM (tw6Ar)

436 okay good night all
got a long day tomorrow of stressing out and beer drinking to do


Posted by: chemjeff at June 18, 2012 10:10 PM (LK3ef)

437

Again, I really hope I'm wrong. I really, really do.. sigh.

 

I know, Stuck....me too.

Mitt has said some things, in passing...and then dropped it....about cutting bloated govt payrolls.

This has given me a little hope.

It's good that he's not going on about it, because it would give the Dems something to attack with.

He can't possibly be worse than Barky, though.

And at least we know that he loves this country.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2012 10:10 PM (M2JTb)

438

"See if you find what got slipped in..."

 

"hunters"

Posted by: Meremortal at June 18, 2012 10:11 PM (Usk3+)

439 They're all dead professions walking and they know it. No viewers, no readers, and no skill because they were kept safe by the monopoly. If the next GOP prez has any brains, he will grant press cred to some websites and podcasters and youtubers of the right ilk and drive the press crazy by putting them in the room.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2012 02:08 AM (TJHom)

Ya'll know I was antiRomney, but I will tell ya, he's got balls, and they are sadly needed within the gop.

WTF Issa, you giving holder cover?

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 18, 2012 10:11 PM (fHyXI)

440 Good ngiht, Jefe!

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 10:12 PM (4ixH5)

441 epobirs and The Dude.

High School of the Dead and Ikki Tousen?  Well if you want lots of fan service and women who are so top heavy they could only walk on the Moon, then yeah I guess HSotD is your anime.  As for IT, sorry the whole concept of spirits and high school students and martial arts, pass.

The only really good one is Corpse Princess.  You have Makina with her twin MAC-10s.  Ouri and the monk who adopted him, aint it sweet all the UFO stuff he gets Ouri.  Ouri's cat plain rocks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 10:15 PM (hTvnI)

442 #448

Hadn't heard of that one. Torrenting now. 3 GB, so it will be at least an hour before  I have a complete ep to examine.

Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 10:15 PM (kcfmt)

443 Hadn't heard of that one. Torrenting now. 3 GB, so it will be at least an hour before I have a complete ep to examine.

Posted by: epobirs at June 19, 2012 02:15 AM (kcfmt)


it's not bad but typical, bad story with great action

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 10:17 PM (tw6Ar)

444 New Mexico plates on that hippie wallpapered Caravan. Color me unsurprised. See cars like that in NM every day. #442: I worked at Monroeville Mall, at the Baskin Robbins. Coolest thing to know that the mall you grew up with had a movie history. Much has changed - no ice rink, heavy refurb. Kevin Smith shot a scene for Zack and Miri Make a Porno there, just to say he shot in Romero's playground.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 18, 2012 10:18 PM (gf6Vr)

445 I just looked at the LGF car again.  It's a Volvo, see left side.  The sticker with the strange names?  That is a witch chant. 

Odds this women own 20 cats?  Never been married?  Doesn't shave anything, including her face?


99 to 1.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at June 18, 2012 10:18 PM (hXJOG)

446 He can't possibly be worse than Barky, though. No, he'd be much better than Barky. But the more I look at where we are at and where we will be in 10 years, honestly I just don't think Mitt will get the job done. Sure, he'll get the EPA and a few other agencies off of the private sectors back to a certain extent, and that will help a lot. He'll probably make some cuts in the Executive branch, get rid of some of the czars, etc - and that will be a good thing. Most likely he'll manage to keep the Bush tax cuts in place, that will help. But as far as a fundamental directional shift in the philosophy of the role of government in our lives? I just don't see it happening. Unfortunately the clock is ticking, and time is almost up. If we don't start seriously re-examining government and cutting federal spending and soon, were screwed. Unfortunately while I see Mittens making some minor cuts here and there, I just don't see him having the will to start addressing some of the fundamental problems we have in the federal government. I also don't think that even if he wanted too he'd be able too, because I'll be surprised if he'll get enough congressional support to really do anything meaningful. Like I said, really hope I'm wrong. I really hope that I'm in for the best surprise of my life. But honestly, just don't see it happening.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 18, 2012 10:18 PM (R5yLq)

447 #454

Haven't really delved too deep into the Ecchi field. I'll take a look.

It seems odd that nobody else in the media world has gotten a handle on combining decent storytelling with completely over the top action and tanda.

Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 10:19 PM (kcfmt)

448 Helen fucking Thomas, what a bitch!!! Talk about giving a president shit all the time..

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 18, 2012 10:19 PM (fHyXI)

449 @442 when I'm watching a tv show or movie I can't help but try to read the "obvious LA" street signs and try to figure out exactly where the scene was shot, even when the setting is supposedly somewhere else.

Funniest memory of this type of thing was back in HS watching No Way Out in the theater in Washington DC when Costner is fleeing from whoever on Whitehurst Parkway and escapes by running into the mall in Georgetown...to hop on the Metro!  The whole theater burst out in laughter at the sight of the Georgetown Metro stop!

And I'm out.  Night morons and 'ettes!

Posted by: NC Ref at June 18, 2012 10:20 PM (/izg2)

450 @461

That's Helen's daughter's car.  No doubt about it!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at June 18, 2012 10:20 PM (hXJOG)

451 @434

Yes, and note the link, it is mentioned there. 

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at June 18, 2012 10:22 PM (hXJOG)

452 It seems odd that nobody else in the media world has gotten a handle on combining decent storytelling with completely over the top action and tanda.

Posted by: epobirs at June 19, 2012 02:19 AM (kcfmt)


it's hentai but Urotsukidiji did it, the story was pretty good and the action was interesting. Where else can you see a huge monster wipe out a city by jizzing on it

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 10:23 PM (tw6Ar)

453 Well Ridley Scott did put an anime tentacle monster into Prometheus. 

Might want to try and find a really old anime called Rei Rei.  There were only two episodes made as far as I know.  Kaguya is a goddess but she calls herself the Missionary of Love.  She likes to meddle in the affairs of humans she thinks deserve it.  After Rei Rei you will never need to watch another ecchi anime again, it pretty much covers all the usual tropes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 10:23 PM (hTvnI)

454 Urotsukidiji - Legend of the Overfiend.  Where tentacle monsters rip women apart.  Then it gets worse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 10:25 PM (hTvnI)

455 My favorite episode of Stargate SG1 is coming on SyFy channel right now....'Upgrades'....the one where they put on those alien wrist cuffs that make them super strong. Posted by: wheatie at June 19, 2012 02:05 AM (M2JTb) O'Niell should totally have done the Kirk thing with Anise / Freya. Actually I think it was the next episode she was in where she was hitting on him.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 18, 2012 10:26 PM (bxiXv)

456

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2012 02:25 AM (hTvnI)


no, if you want worse, you want Bible Black (especially the second series)

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 10:27 PM (tw6Ar)

457 The Dude, I try to block that out.  I read the concept and went no thanks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 10:28 PM (hTvnI)

458 Heh. I have a copy of Legend of the Overfiend on VHS somewhere. Great story once you get past the tentacle porn lol

Posted by: Zakn at June 18, 2012 10:29 PM (DcFUD)

459 #468

On the one hand, this was Vanessa Angel hitting on him.

On the other, she was wearing that weird jock strap get-up that must have had the actors struggling to get through the scene. If that costume designer wasn't fired there must be a good story behind it.

Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 10:30 PM (kcfmt)

460

Unfortunately while I see Mittens making some minor cuts here and there, I just don't see him having the will to start addressing some of the fundamental problems we have in the federal government...

 

Well he did say that thing about 'firing people'.

Let's hope he was telling the truth about that.

Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2012 10:30 PM (M2JTb)

461

Heres the thing, keep fighting the good fight!

Ya.ll are awesome!

Register to comment will be the end of lou's, and I know this is probably best..Ya'll rule!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 18, 2012 10:31 PM (fHyXI)

462 #469

You read my mind. Bible Black goes way, way out there. But still manages to have a story.


Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 10:31 PM (kcfmt)

463 Where else can you see a huge monster wipe out a city by jizzing on it Posted by: The Dude at June 19, 2012 02:23 AM (tw6Ar) Good gravy, but I try to block that movie out. Awful! It was all tentacles! By the end I was thinking, shit, I've rented gay porn! La Blue Girl was fun, though.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 10:32 PM (4ixH5)

464 How now, where did Adriane get off to?

SUMMONING ADRIANE!

http://tinyurl.com/c39oz4

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 10:33 PM (4ixH5)

465

O'Niell should totally have done the Kirk thing with Anise / Freya.

 

I think he couldn't get past the idea of the snakey little sybiote in her tummy.

 

Actually I think it was the next episode she was in where she was hitting on him.

 

She said that Freya, the host, liked Daniel better.

That was probably the wrong thing to say.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2012 10:33 PM (M2JTb)

466 Or you can go the other direction. Project A-ko started as hentai and they decided to make it mainstream instead. But this still left some really weird stuff in there. I had forgotten when I had to entertain my sister's kids and some of their friends for a few hours some years back.


Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 10:34 PM (kcfmt)

467 I SUMMON BEAN!

Tnks Roberto,, and that explains why I didn't see sumpin like that on vacation when I was out sailing the hotties are wakeboarding...

Stickers unless holding the car from falling apart should not be allowed as they totally piss me off..

and organic just means it's more expensive and the government is getting a cut for the certification...

Posted by: beanervt at June 18, 2012 10:34 PM (KZLoo)

468 On the other, she was wearing that weird jock strap get-up that must have had the actors struggling to get through the scene. If that costume designer wasn't fired there must be a good story behind it. Posted by: epobirs at June 19, 2012 02:30 AM (kcfmt) I think in Firefly commentary, Whedon (and Fillion) joked about making actors uncomfortable. Hanging people upside down in spacesuits, and then not using the footage because them standing there swaying looked better. On the other hand, women wear uncomfortable clothes a *lot*. Sometimes it looks good, but sometimes it must be a real pain.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 18, 2012 10:34 PM (bxiXv)

469

Lou's a girl,

I'm not so sure that Ace is gonna go through with that registration thing.

I don't think he wants to.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2012 10:35 PM (M2JTb)

470 Could always watch Silent Mobius TV.  Got cyborgs, magic users, demons all in a future Tokyo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 10:36 PM (hTvnI)

471 always disappointed in how they killed Kei off too early in Gantz

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 10:36 PM (tw6Ar)

472 I think he couldn't get past the idea of the snakey little sybiote in her tummy. Head. She wasn't Jaffa. She said that Freya, the host, liked Daniel better. That was probably the wrong thing to say. Posted by: wheatie at June 19, 2012 02:33 AM (M2JTb) And she apologized for not understanding his social conventions. It was kind of cute, in an Aspergers kind of way. Just a little bit of "I'm an alien" without makeup.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 18, 2012 10:36 PM (bxiXv)

473 #476

Yeah, no tentacles in La Blue Girl. Well, not a lot. OK, maybe a thousand miles or so.

The clitoris reverse attack trick is probably the funniest part of that series.



Nice high brow site you got here, Mr. O'Spades.
 

Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 10:36 PM (kcfmt)

474 Howdy, Bean!

I got a little somethin' extra just for you.

http://tinyurl.com/7nlnr8y

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 10:37 PM (4ixH5)

475

Posted by: wheatie at June 19, 2012 02:35 AM (M2JTb)


it will happen along with the HQ relaunch in the year 20XX

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 10:37 PM (tw6Ar)

476

Posted by: epobirs at June 19, 2012 02:36 AM (kcfmt)


Oh yeah, the "roots of lust"!  But Overfiend seemed to be tentacles almost exclusively.  La Bue Girl at least had more of the, uh...the good stuff.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 10:39 PM (4ixH5)

477 I need to break off for a while to see if the TiVo recorded Glass house for me. I hate the genre but since I put in several days wiring that set and the offices I have to take a look.

Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 10:40 PM (kcfmt)

478

Head. She wasn't Jaffa.

 

Oh yeah. That's right....the Tokra had them inside them.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2012 10:40 PM (M2JTb)

479 482
Lou's a girl,
I'm not so sure that Ace is gonna go through with that registration thing.
I don't think he wants to.

Posted by: wheatie at June 19, 2012 02:35 AM (M2JTb)

 

He should, I think that some dumbasses need to keep their opinions to themselfs, tee hee.

Anyway, night all. God Bless

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 18, 2012 10:41 PM (fHyXI)

480 Register to comment will be the end of lou's, and I know this is probably best..Ya'll rule!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 19, 2012 02:31 AM (fHyXI)


I'm thinkin' if it ain't happened now, it's...gonna be a ways away.


Like sometime 'round the second coming.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 10:41 PM (4ixH5)

481 Good ngiht, Lou!

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 10:42 PM (4ixH5)

482 494 Good ngiht, Lou!

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2012 02:42 AM (4ixH5)

Night Robert, you are a sweetheart. Don't forget it!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 18, 2012 10:45 PM (fHyXI)

483 I think we will know how serious Mitt is after only a few days in office. Lets wait and see how many pink slips he hands out and how many "czars" he appoints.

If it is a lot and a few we have cause to hope. If not , well, say hi to the new boss, same as the old boss.

Posted by: GMB at June 18, 2012 10:45 PM (kPe9l)

484 nn lou

Posted by: Zakn at June 18, 2012 10:45 PM (lH5al)

485 little somethin' extra just for you.

Nice,,, very nice but I can't figure out why she's called crispy... unless it's an  edible bikini...

Posted by: beanervt at June 18, 2012 10:47 PM (KZLoo)

486 Anna Puma, epobirs, The Dude: Keeping with the Cthulhu summoning theme, there is always Demonbane, which is based on an eroge where you get to try to have sex with the Necronomicon... Or, perhaps Haiyore! Nyaruko-san, which involves a Nyarlathotep anthropomorphized as a high school girl that is trying to bang some milquetaost lead, while trying to avoiding Great Old One lesbian rape. Japan: Source of 90% of the worlds "WTF?!"

Posted by: ザ 政治的 帽子 at June 18, 2012 10:51 PM (EmK13)

487 The owner of that Volvo has to be the female syncophant at LGF, handle is....better not reveal.

Posted by: Meremortal at June 18, 2012 10:55 PM (Usk3+)

488 I like WTF but it needs to have some coherence to it. There was this thing called Space Pirate Sara that was loaded to the brim with WTF perviness but the story was so perfunctory it makes you wonder why they even bothered and didn't go for  simpler scenario.

Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 10:56 PM (kcfmt)

489 If the choice is between Nyarlathotep and Upotte! animes.  I would choose Nyarlathotep, the entire story arc on alien gaming systems was a riot.  Upotte! is just so wrong when the new teacher calls one of the girls 'Belgian ... Assault ... Thong'  I went no thanks after one episode.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 10:57 PM (hTvnI)

490 eporbis, Space Trash Paraya?  A friend went to Iraq, shipped them that DVD.  When rotation time occurred that DVD was brought back to the States.  Friend's judgement was the Iraqis could have never handled it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 11:00 PM (hTvnI)

491 502 If the choice is between Nyarlathotep and Upotte! animes. I would choose Nyarlathotep, the entire story arc on alien gaming systems was a riot. Upotte! is just so wrong when the new teacher calls one of the girls 'Belgian ... Assault ... Thong' I went no thanks after one episode. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2012 02:57 AM (hTvnI) The entire girls shooting guns but are themselves gun that can get shot thing was a bit out there. It got less WTF in later episodes. I will also never think of a gun's "hammer" the same way again...

Posted by: ザ 政治的 帽子 at June 18, 2012 11:00 PM (EmK13)

492 The entire girls shooting guns but are themselves gun that can get shot thing was a bit out there. It got less WTF in later episodes. Okay, the SAKO Rk 95 Tp explicitly getting off on shooting the other girls/guns was a bit disturbing and clearly high on the WTF scale. But still... pretty tame for Japan...

Posted by: ザ 政治的 帽子 at June 18, 2012 11:05 PM (EmK13)

493 forgot how bad Gundam got after 0083 :/

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 11:07 PM (tw6Ar)

494 #503

Uh, no. From what I can find that is something else entirely. Appears to be a Gundam parody.

Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 11:08 PM (kcfmt)

495 Milton Friedman on People mag cover... wow!

Posted by: Contributor X at June 18, 2012 11:08 PM (9E8+E)

496 #505, glad you gutted it out to the end but I figured I could be watching something else.

#506 The Dude.  Did you watch G Gundam again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 11:08 PM (hTvnI)

497 Hmm, Ikki tousen finished downloading already. Got to love a well seeded torrent.

Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 11:09 PM (kcfmt)

498 epobirs, ok.  A Gundam parody.  Huh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 11:10 PM (hTvnI)

499 I could have loaned you the DVDs of Ikki Tousen... 

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 11:10 PM (hTvnI)

500 506 forgot how bad Gundam got after 0083 :/ Posted by: The Dude at June 19, 2012 03:07 AM (tw6Ar) Only the original Universal Century for me, thank you!

Posted by: ザ 政治的 帽子 at June 18, 2012 11:11 PM (EmK13)

501 499 Anna Puma, epobirs, The Dude:

Keeping with the Cthulhu summoning theme, there is always Demonbane, which is based on an eroge where you get to try to have sex with the Necronomicon...


Posted by: ザ 政治的 帽子 at June 19, 2012 02:51 AM (EmK13)



What am I, chopped liver?



(pause)



>hurriedly checks<

Posted by: cthulhu at June 18, 2012 11:12 PM (kaalw)

502 #506 The Dude. Did you watch G Gundam again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2012 03:08 AM (hTvnI)


started rewatching the whole series. I remember hating G Gundam at first as it was different than my old fansub vhs of 0079 and then started growing to like the "new" Gundam but it was always me just lowering my expectations

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 11:12 PM (tw6Ar)

503 I could have loaned you the DVDs of Ikki Tousen...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2012 03:10 AM (hTvnI)


or just bought the collection for $15 himself

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 11:13 PM (tw6Ar)

504 Gundam, Gundam: Char's Counterattack, Gundam 080, Gundam 083, Gundam Z, Gundam ZZ, Gundam F-91, G-Gundam, Gundam Wing, Turn A Gundam, Gundam 00, or Gundam Unicorn.

With so many it's easy to have some that are truly sub-par.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 11:17 PM (hTvnI)

505 The only thing missing is the "No Farms No Food" which I think some local CSA gives out. That one always strikes me as particularly inane -- as if there's some large well-funded anti-farm lobby. Posted by: Trimegistus at June 18, 2012 10:27 PM (9+6PX) There is in California. It's called "The Sierra Club".

Posted by: theCork at June 18, 2012 11:19 PM (iT00L)

506 unless it's an edible bikini... Posted by: beanervt at June 19, 2012 02:47 AM (KZLoo) The only way to verify this theory is to test it. Give it a nibble! http://tinyurl.com/757thsh

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 11:22 PM (4ixH5)

507 #512

What for? I've got the whole set now. If I find it worth while I can think about throwing some money in their direction.

Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 11:23 PM (kcfmt)

508 Blade Runner in watercolors. 
"The entree is boiled dog."

http://tinyurl.com/6r32dtu

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 11:23 PM (hTvnI)

509 #518

They aren't anti-farm so much as anti-human.

Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 11:24 PM (kcfmt)

510

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2012 03:17 AM (hTvnI)


Never really got in to Gundam myself.  To me it was just demagogic.  "War bad!  War very very bad!"  Okay, I got it, thank you.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 11:25 PM (4ixH5)

511 epobirs, if you're in a downloading mood, check out Project Blue Earth SOS. Japanese take on 50's American sci-fi films

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 11:27 PM (tw6Ar)

512 Project Blue Earth SOS.  Actually think Gerry Anderson Thunderbirds vibe.  Very cool series.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 11:28 PM (hTvnI)

513 Robert.  Gundam 083 is probably the best of all the Gundam series.  The new Unicorn has shaped up to be pretty good.  Can skip the original Gundam TV series, just watch Char's Counterattack movie and it will suffice.  The other series, either I have seen them or they are alternate universe like G-Gundam and really do not care.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2012 11:30 PM (hTvnI)

514 Project Blue Earth SOS. Actually think Gerry Anderson Thunderbirds vibe. Very cool series.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2012 03:28 AM (hTvnI)


eh, the aliens stuff was definitely more 50's sci-fi with the makings of stuff like Tetsujin 28, AstroBoy and Kikader

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2012 11:35 PM (tw6Ar)

515 There is in California. It's called "The Sierra Club".

Wasn't it the leftard political hacks that ended up shutting down the bread basket for some whimmpy ass fish that isn't worth skinning??

Posted by: beanervt at June 18, 2012 11:37 PM (KZLoo)

516 Give it a nibble!

ohhh yeah..

Posted by: beanervt at June 18, 2012 11:39 PM (KZLoo)

517

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2012 03:30 AM (hTvnI)


I think I saw that on Adult Swim many years ago.  It was so so.


Which was the one told from teh point of view of the bad guys?  It was like, what, six episodes I think.  I thought that one was pretty good.

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 11:42 PM (4ixH5)

518 #528

The Delta Smelt.

There is this bullshit claim that every minor species variant must be preserved. Which is just nonsense. These days a good bio lab could produce a dozen new 'species' if you're going to count every minute detail that breeds true.

There are like 500 other species that are indistinguishable from the Delta Smelt to all but an expert eye. If there is a cancer cure lurking in some variant of the smelt family I think they'd know by now. And laboratory synthesis is at the point where it is far more cost effective to just try every molecule  you can slap together for interesting properties than go looking in zillions of biological samples.

Turning the national bread basket into a dust bowl for one not notable in any meaningful way species is just suicide. It tells you everything about the mindset of the left and how they hate humanity.

Posted by: epobirs at June 18, 2012 11:44 PM (kcfmt)

519 ohhh yeah..

Posted by: beanervt at June 19, 2012 03:39 AM (KZLoo)


I think these two are willing to test that theory!


http://tinyurl.com/7sq5td2

http://tinyurl.com/774oujj

Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2012 11:44 PM (4ixH5)

520 Hello?

Posted by: BrendaK at June 19, 2012 12:09 AM (iLDpP)

521 Pshew.  Not banned.

Posted by: BrendaK at June 19, 2012 12:09 AM (iLDpP)

522 It tells you everything about the mindset of the left and how they hate humanity.

Yes Epo,,, it truly does and they will never admit the stupidity of their actions they will simply rewrite that that should never have been... easy to do with 95% of the media in your back pocket..

Posted by: beanervt at June 19, 2012 12:28 AM (KZLoo)

523 They just blew the tornado horns here. In Texas that means hide, in Minisoda it means it's time to go outside and look at the storm

Posted by: Zakn at June 19, 2012 01:05 AM (XIRMS)

524 in Minisoda it means it's time to go outside and look at the storm

or try out that new kite board... hold on to your hat anyhoo Zak,..


Posted by: beanervt at June 19, 2012 01:10 AM (KZLoo)

525 I can tell you what a tornado means, and let me tell you I can't wait to hook up again with my man from the Lollipop Guild.

Posted by: Dorothy Gale at June 19, 2012 01:23 AM (4ixH5)

526 So. Who wants to rub their hands in my beard?

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2012 01:42 AM (4ixH5)

527 Made it through the main cell. Let's play how fucked up the lines are from all the brown outs

Posted by: Zakn at June 19, 2012 01:56 AM (LG3ga)

528 Graveyard shift is sucky. But drinking red wine at six am to u wine before bed is kinda cool. Whattup?

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at June 19, 2012 02:08 AM (I/cLr)

529 Whad up DC

Posted by: Zakn at June 19, 2012 02:09 AM (KyNVK)

530 Okay, I'm out.

Good night, Zakn!  Watch out for the wicked weather!

Good night, Bean!

Good morning, DC!

Good  morning, Vic!

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2012 02:16 AM (4ixH5)

531 For the COEXIST bumper sticker, I just cross out the Islam and Peace symbols, so it just reads EXIST.

Posted by: Haiku Guy at June 19, 2012 02:17 AM (uqa0V)

532 Morning y'all. MSNBC just orgasmic over Obama's pseudo-amnesty. Legality be damned. Let's see how they react if Romney names Rubio as VP. Might they accuse him of... Pandering? Meanwhile, the talking heads are slapping themselves on the back that Hispanics might force the election of Obama in November. So happy to have our national destiny shaped by illegal border crossers!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 19, 2012 02:20 AM (niZvt)

533 Meanwhile, for anyone that ever wondered if Liberals really are "more intellectual," they are currently clamoring for Communist China, the bloody Chicom butchers, to "solve" Syria. Out of their bloody gords, these dangerous libs are.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 19, 2012 02:29 AM (niZvt)

534 Didn't Last Action Hero have one of the most bad ass soundtracks?

Posted by: Zakn at June 19, 2012 02:54 AM (QRkPe)

535 Didn't Last Action Hero have one of the most bad ass soundtracks? Posted by: Zakn at June 19, 2012 06:54 AM (QRkPe) Fuck. Yes.

Posted by: Robert dropping back in for a second at June 19, 2012 02:54 AM (4ixH5)

536 1sheet of Crack 'n Peel-$.10 Scissors-$1.00 Sharpie-$1.99 "My kolledge edducation is on this kar" –-------Priceless

Posted by: 66chevelle at June 19, 2012 04:44 AM (QjSgY)

537 http://occupycaravan.blogspot.com

Cute hippy chick here or not?

Posted by: sgmstv at June 19, 2012 04:52 AM (Owwmo)

538 @465 ... Where else can you see a huge monster wipe out a city by jizzing on it Posted by: The Dude at June 19, 2012 02:23 AM (tw6Ar) Cute, but I'm wiping out a whole country by showing it my ass.

Posted by: Golfy O'Dog-Gobbler at June 19, 2012 06:58 AM (54vf8)

539

Anybody else catch the license plate?

 

This is obviously Charles Johnson's bicycle. It would explain much.

Posted by: SMOD the Merciful at June 19, 2012 07:07 AM (tC+JR)

540 The Coexisters shall rue the day they left Asatru off their stupid sticker

Posted by: Odinson at June 19, 2012 09:25 AM (sfy+6)

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