June 25, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (6-25-2012)
— Maetenloch

500 Full-Length Movies You Can Stream Completely Free

Thanks to the internets a huge amount of mankind's cultural corpus - including many films - is now available to you in your own home for free. No pants or effort on your part required.

Here's a list of 500 of them to keep you occupied. We truly are entering an age of information abundance with your time and attention span the new limitations.

We're not talking about pay-for streaming which allows unlimited viewing here. Rather, a list of old films scattered across sites like YouTube, the Internet Archive, Crackle, and Veoh. That are completely, entirely, 100 percent free to watch. The movies-listed by OpenCulture-are split up by genre and the list includes a short explainer for each flick. Which is fortunate because, while there are plenty of classics in there including films by Hitchcock and an armful of John Wayne westerns, some are rather more obscure.

Note that these films are all either in the public domain or the rights to them are so murky that no one can claim them.

Here are just a few that are worth watching:

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Aaron Worthing: Good News and Bad News

The good news is that he got his First Amendment rights back today. The bad news is that both he and his wife have lost their jobs due to BK's harassment and he was SWATed tonight. So they really need your help.

My wife and I have lost our jobs due to the harassment of convicted terrorist Brett Kimberlin, including an attempt to get us killed and to frame me for a crime carrying a sentence of up to ten years.  I know that claim sound fantastic, but if you read starting here, you will see absolute proof of these claims using documentary and video evidence.  If you would like to donate and help my wife and I in this time of need, please go to this donation page or use the PayPal buttons on the right.  And thank you.

Oh Goody: Obama Wants US Businesses Subject to International Law

American law to now mostly apply within the US. Mostly.

"Under the agreement currently being advocated by the Obama administration, American corporations would continue to be subject to domestic laws and regulations on the environment, banking and other issues. But foreign corporations operating within the U.S. would be permitted to appeal key American legal or regulatory rulings to an international tribunal. That international tribunal would be granted the power to overrule American law and impose trade sanctions on the United States for failing to abide by its rulings."

Eh Constitution-Schmonstitution.

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Man Those Romans Sure Got Around

Or at least their products did. Archaeologists recently found Roman-manufactured beads in a 5th century Japanese burial site:

In a sign the empire's influence may have reached the edge of Asia, three glass beads discovered in the 5th Century 'Utsukushi' burial mound in Nagaoka, near Kyoto, were probably made some time between the first and the 4th century.

The government-backed Nara National Research Institute for Cultural Properties has recently finished analysing components of the glass beads, measuring five millimetres (0.2 inches) in diameter, with tiny fragments of gilt attached.
A 5mm diameter piece of glass jewellery believed to have been made by Roman craftsmen, was found in an ancient tomb at Nagaokakyo near Kyoto, in western Japan

It found that the light yellow beads were made with natron, a chemical used to melt glass by craftsmen in the empire, which succeeded the Roman Republic in 27 BC and was ultimately ended by the Fall of Constantinople in 1453.

The beads, which have a hole through the middle, were made with a multilayering technique - a relatively sophisticated method in which craftsmen piled up layers of glass, often sandwiching gold leaf in between.

In fact you can go here and see the Roman Empire get the Google Maps treatment (thanks to Ben).

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Insane Lawyers: FunnyJunk vs The Oatmeal

So Matthew Inman is a cartoonist who runs the website, The Oatmeal, and some of his work has even appeared on the ONT before. He discovered a while ago that another site - FunnyJunk - had basically stolen all the material off his site and was hosting it without any credit to him. Rather than suing he asked them to remove his content (which they eventually did) and mocked them for shamelessly stealing.

Now in a normal world everything would have ended there - but that ain't where we live these days.

So the owner of FunnyJunk hired rabid attorney, Charles Carreon, who then threatened to sue Inman in federal court for criticizing FunnyJunk and demanded that he pay them $20,000. Inman posted the letter and laughed at them. And then to make a point he crowd-sourced the $20K plus an extra $180K and then donated it to the National Wildlife Federation and the American Cancer Society.

So what did FunnyJunk/Carreon do in response? Well they sued Matt Inman and also sued the NWF and the ACS.

Why? Who knows other than just general douchebaggery.

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Belief in Hell Associated With Lower Crime Rates

But surprisingly belief in heaven not so much. I guess virgins and free ice cream are nice-to-haves, but no one wants to burn for eternity.

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Proof That 'Demolition Man' Was a Truly Visionary Film

Almost twenty years later it's still doing an amazing job of predicting our future. Which is okay because I like Taco bell. On the other hand I also enjoy cursing, fluid transfers, and the occasional murder-death-kill...

After all, Demolition Man has proven to be spot on when it comes to predicting some pretty big things.

It started with little things, though. Like the advent of voices in cars that announce upcoming streets, technology that exists today as our run-of-the-mill GPS devices.

The movie also pretty much nailed the invention of video conferencing on handheld devices. Remember this scene, featuring Sandra Bullock communicating by way of what looks like an electronic picture frame?

But then the predictions started to get eerie. You might remember Scott Peterson as the maniac who killed his wife in Modesto, California, in 2005 and is currently sitting in prison. In a scene in Demolition Man, police pull up a list of cryo-prisoners who have parole hearings that day. Simon Phoenix (Snipes) is on the list, and so is a familiar name ...

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The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.

And don't forget about the Job Bank.

And my twitter thang.

Tonight's post brought to you by the Brighton Swimming Club, 1863:

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1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 06:19 PM (Xb3hu)

2 hey Mexico Blow Me.. Nighty Night..

Posted by: Clemenza at June 25, 2012 06:20 PM (qA9lG)

3 My dad had to go to the hospital last Monday.A physical found high calcium levels in his blood.He's still there,he has a mass in his right kidney.Also some blood clots.Hopefull;y that is all but for the second year in a row my Birthday is going to include a parent in the hospital.Mom went in on my B-Day last year and died July 16th.

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 06:21 PM (Xb3hu)

4 Good. This isn't one of those racist "white type font" threads.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 06:22 PM (nrW1y)

5 How many of those 500 movies do we WANT to sit though?

Hopefully most of them aren't the kind of B flicks that HBO used to run back when they were an actual movie channel

Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2012 06:23 PM (Y+DPZ)

6 I have always listed Demolition Man as a Horror Film. Now I know it was made by a fucking time traveller. Not cool, man... not cool.

Posted by: Spike at June 25, 2012 06:23 PM (bucFP)

7

Steevy, Good luck with your dad.

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Why am I seeing something called Tracking.sitemeter   dot com popping up everywhere?  Is this a virus or something a lot of sites are subscribing to.   Never saw it befor today but it is a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 25, 2012 06:24 PM (JKNDp)

8 steevy - prayers for you and your family ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 25, 2012 06:24 PM (qmMAj)

9 Oh steevy.. sorry buddy.  Will say a prayer it all turns out okay.  My God, has it been almost a year?  I remember you posting about your mom.  Jesus.. time is getting away. 

Posted by: jewells45 at June 25, 2012 06:25 PM (UljOc)

10 Recently I tried to find "Stagecoach". Last time I checked Netflix does not have it and Amazon wants 3 bucks. And Amazon has a different title for it. They call it "Stagecoach Run".

Posted by: navybrat at June 25, 2012 06:25 PM (zcMGN)

11 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Hosni Mubarak at June 25, 2012 06:26 PM (piMMO)

12 Those Roman beads in Japan are interesting.  I can definitely see them making a trip through Alexander's old empire, being used in bartering once currencies start to get varied and reaching India, and then slowly working through the rest of Asia.

Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2012 06:26 PM (GULKT)

13 10 There's a horrible remake with Kenny Rogers and Willie Nelson too.

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 06:26 PM (Xb3hu)

14

People used to swim in stovepipe hats?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at June 25, 2012 06:26 PM (IyjUs)

15 12 Pretty sure the Romans traded with China.

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 06:27 PM (Xb3hu)

16 We know what you're trying to m ake up for with those big hats you swimming club dandy's!

Posted by: woman of questionable virtue from 1863 at June 25, 2012 06:27 PM (HI6wa)

17 All hat no cattle.

Posted by: grease monkey at June 25, 2012 06:28 PM (VSWPU)

18 Obama is a typical leftist. They want to impose their deluded vision on others by hook or crook. They don't care what they have to do or how much they have to lie, since their end goal is not the rule of law (even their law), but the stroking of their egos by creating their utopia dystopia This is the same motivating ideology that the Jacobins, the Fascists, and Communists held: 1. Corporatism (putting people into categories to be controlled and made to vote/support their group interest) 2. Totalitarianism (everything within the state and nothing outside of it). Leeway to disagree in private is still totalitarianism because it is about controlling society and thus the individual at least indirectly. 3. Transformative Socialism, which is the remolding of mankind according to some people's idea of "what is better." 4. Inequality. Liberalism requires that there are enlightened individuals who can and should run the lives of everyone else. 5. Command and Control Dictates. While leeway may be given if it is conducive towards one's goal, pushing rules on people is part and parcel of liberalism. This will not end well... unless we stop it.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 25, 2012 06:28 PM (XYqoq)

19 9 Yep,and it wasn't getting easier and than this happened.Funny thing is that I always had a love/hate(more hate) relationship with my dad and it actually has been much better between us since she died.

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 06:28 PM (Xb3hu)

20 People used to swim in stovepipe hats? Posted by: Cicero Kid at June 25, 2012 10:26 PM (IyjUs) People used to do everything in hats...

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 25, 2012 06:29 PM (XYqoq)

21 I'm glad that douchebag trolling lawfirms like Righthaven got their asses handed to them.

There was a vicious law firm in CA called Trevor Law Group which filed harassment lawsuits against small businesses all over California

Although I can't stand them, John & Ken Show exposed these snakes and drove them out of business, and California law was amended to prevent others like them from preying on small businesses

Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2012 06:30 PM (Y+DPZ)

22 http://tinyurl.com/acq57s

I'm Your Man - sung by Leonard Cohen

Heard this on the radio the other day while in Albany.

Posted by: sTevo at June 25, 2012 06:31 PM (JHCfF)

23 I remember a woman character in a movie saying "the last thing a cowboy takes off is his hat and it's the first thing he puts on in the morning."

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 06:31 PM (Xb3hu)

24 Prayers, steevy.

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 25, 2012 06:31 PM (qqlqB)

25 15 12 Pretty sure the Romans traded with China.

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 10:27 PM (Xb3hu)

 

Still would be travelling through most of Alexander's old empire.   Yeah I'm not all that up on how far the Romans actually traded

Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2012 06:32 PM (GULKT)

26 Yes, I get a pop-up about signing into Sitemeter whenever I refresh this thread so there's some loose poo around, Maet.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 06:32 PM (nrW1y)

27 BTW, it's titled "authentication required".

Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 06:33 PM (nrW1y)

28 No fat guys in the swim club.

Posted by: irright at June 25, 2012 06:33 PM (RzLbD)

29 25 The silk caravans came through the middle east,the Romans traded with China by intermediary.Some Romans of a Marc Antony expedition got lost and skirmished with the Chinese I have read.

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 06:34 PM (Xb3hu)

30 And I guess you just fixed it. Thank you, Maet.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 06:34 PM (nrW1y)

31 The Romans had a pretty good run until they started doing the kind of unwise shit we've been doing.


Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 25, 2012 06:34 PM (ZyW4A)

32 Ace and pixy are working on the sitemeter pop-up issue. So far it's been intermittent - not clear what the root cause is.

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 25, 2012 06:36 PM (pAlYe)

33 Good luck, Steevy. Hope it all works out, and then maybe you can do what kids always do, and celebrate a half birthday! Your relentless SCOAMF meme has provided much solace.

Posted by: Justamom at June 25, 2012 06:36 PM (Sptt8)

34 Sorry to hear about your Dad Steevy. Prayers to him, and you.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 25, 2012 06:37 PM (Dnbau)

35 It's my 40th birthday too.

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 06:37 PM (Xb3hu)

36 ""The Romans had a pretty good run until they started doing the kind of unwise shit we've been doing.""



They elected a kenyan  marxist assclown for a leader too??

Posted by: Berserker at June 25, 2012 06:37 PM (FMbng)

37 Steevy - You're relieved of your duties this evening.  Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.  My best to your parents.

Posted by: Big Zesty at June 25, 2012 06:37 PM (66pgZ)

38 My guess is that its a sitemeter problem.

Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2012 06:38 PM (GULKT)

39

I looked at "The Oatmeal " and found this gem about Nikoli Tesla.  It is a must read.  Did the guy writing it like Edison?  Not so much. It is a fun educational read. OD 

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http://tinyurl.com/d9s9mjz

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 25, 2012 06:38 PM (JKNDp)

40

Just got the Tracking.meter popup again.  I guess I will have to recheck my popup blocker.

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 25, 2012 06:39 PM (JKNDp)

41 Steevy, Obama is a Stuttering Cluster Fuck of a Miserable Failure. Don't forget that!

Posted by: Thunderb at June 25, 2012 06:39 PM (Dnbau)

42 61st Amendment!

Posted by: Ahnold at June 25, 2012 06:40 PM (IyjUs)

43 They elected a kenyan marxist assclown for a leader too??
Biggus Prickus. And, no, it wasn't a physical description.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 06:41 PM (nrW1y)

44 Happy birthday steevy.  Life begins at 40 baby!!

Posted by: jewells45 at June 25, 2012 06:41 PM (UljOc)

45 Dennis Leary's rant in "Demolition Man" plays in my head every time Michelle Obama appears on television.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JizGkM6gbvQ

Posted by: no good deed at June 25, 2012 06:41 PM (0lYad)

46 Regarding Demolition Man being prescient, I was thinking of the parallels between Dr. Raymond Cocteau and Mayor Bloomberg.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 25, 2012 06:42 PM (UH0ly)

47 45 Too bad he turned out to be a left wing douche himself.

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 06:42 PM (Xb3hu)

48 40 frees you up to not give a crap what other people think, plus gravity hasn't really taken hold yet! Its awesome! we need a list of hot 40 year olds for Steevy

Posted by: Thunderb at June 25, 2012 06:43 PM (Dnbau)

49 My thoughts on bullshit lawsuits is that if more people laugh at the suers, particularly in court, in front of judges, the more chance we have of shutting down the litigious bastards once and for all. Also, the less these crappy lawsuits pay out, the fewer suits will be brought, so if you have the opportunity to serve on a civil jury, do so, and be relentless. There are very few situations where money will solve a problem. Sometimes it is required to make some douchbag pay out the nose so he doesn't do that crap again, but if it is actionable, then it is probably illegal, too, so make them file in criminal court, rather than civil.

Said by someone (ME!) who pays way too damned much in E&O for no good result.

Posted by: tcn at June 25, 2012 06:43 PM (eFcVx)

50 They elected a kenyan marxist assclown for a leader too?? Posted by: Berserker at June 25, 2012 10:37 PM (FMbng) Didius Julianus was Kenyan?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 25, 2012 06:43 PM (XYqoq)

51 Andrei Rublev is first on my watch list.

MosFilms made some pretty good films and some of them seem to be public domain now. Films depicting pre revolutionary 1917 czarist Russia hold a certain appeal, Dersu Uzala is probably the best example of this era/genre.

tl:dr the complete list.

Posted by: 13times at June 25, 2012 06:45 PM (h6XiD)

52 God bless Steevy. you seem to be having a rough go of it.  I will keep you in my heart and my intentions. May your father recover to (not drive you crazy) and keep you company, for many more years.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 25, 2012 06:46 PM (r7Ddb)

53 Who volunteers their own country for international sanctions? Are these idiots all masochists, as well as being clueless?

Posted by: Secundus at June 25, 2012 06:47 PM (2mq8Z)

54 53 Who volunteers their own country for international sanctions?

Are these idiots all masochists, as well as being clueless?

Posted by: Secundus at June 25, 2012 10:47 PM (2mq8Z)



no dude. they are evil, and hate us.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 25, 2012 06:49 PM (r7Ddb)

55 I'm really fine with turning 40.Obviously it would be better(everything would be)if my mom was around.She would have turned 70 i April,my dad turned 75 in February.

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 06:49 PM (Xb3hu)

56 Yeah, about those "public domain" movies.

Don't get used to them.

Some studio or group will claim copyright.



Posted by: General Woundwort at June 25, 2012 06:50 PM (DWgdc)

57 Hola!

That Brighton Swimming Club photo is a hoot!  Top hats and skivvies.  They really knew how to dress back then. 

Posted by: Theresa at June 25, 2012 06:51 PM (Rmto4)

58 Didius Julianus was Kenyan? Nobody really knows for sure. Seems he wouldn't release his birth certificate either..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 25, 2012 06:51 PM (R5yLq)

59 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 25, 2012 06:52 PM (JMmQ9)

60 Uh, is that guy on one leg in the old timey swimming club photo really tweaking his nips???

Posted by: what the...??? at June 25, 2012 06:53 PM (ZuKJy)

61 Steevy, so sorry to hear this.  Sending prayers.

Posted by: Theresa at June 25, 2012 06:54 PM (Rmto4)

62 A quick look through of the free movies seems like they're mostly the type your teacher would show you in class when they didn't feel like doing anything else.

Posted by: booger at June 25, 2012 06:57 PM (HI6wa)

63 60  No, but what the heck is he doing?  Pretending to snap suspenders?  Not a one of those fellows looks like he is taller than 5'3". 

Posted by: no good deed at June 25, 2012 06:57 PM (0lYad)

64 @54 Honestly, I think it's more than that. What I see here isn't just garden variety America hate. The internationalism, the weakness regarding religious extremism... We're looking at people who deeply, seriously, want to be slaves. Someone once said, "Only the few desire liberty. The rest ask no more than fair masters.". But I honestly don't think they want even that. To paraphrase Eric Hoffer, to them, freedom is an irksome burden.

Posted by: Secundus at June 25, 2012 06:57 PM (2mq8Z)

65 on that Roman beads in Japan Kinda of the reason the Columbus tried to sail to the new world was the fukking moslembs fucked up the trade routes overland from China to Europe. Sharia, bandits, etc. Moslems generally fuck up everything they touch fucking jackwagons.....

Posted by: honey badger the 3rd at June 25, 2012 06:58 PM (RQjPS)

66 It's a slow ONT tonight.  Two guys in the back row have very tall tophats.  Compensating?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 25, 2012 06:59 PM (JKNDp)

67 where are the chicks in the 1863 pic? any idea on what type of 'swimwear' they had?

Posted by: honey badger the 3rd at June 25, 2012 07:01 PM (RQjPS)

68 A quick look through of the free movies seems like they're mostly the type your teacher would show you in class when they didn't feel like doing anything else. Posted by: booger at June 25, 2012 10:57 PM (HI6wa) --------------- Yeah, that's what I thought too. For some reason at the weirdo school I went to, Yellow Submarine was one of the movies we watched a lot. I think I saw it every year. I don't know how good my actual education was at that school, but I can sing Beatles songs in my sleep.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at June 25, 2012 07:01 PM (snRY5)

69 Valu-Rite Mideast shares set to plummet.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 07:02 PM (nrW1y)

70 oh GREAT now i just read the Game Of Thrones Post and will find myself having to re- read everything, mull it over and see what i think of this theory. Damn. well dont expect to se me comment much i think i might be busy. Oh and i have another sick horse issue i am caring for. Animal with a lacerated mouth. the challenge is that this one doesnt want to eat (for obvious reasons.) we shall see how this one turns out. lately this one has made me feel like i best just hang it all up and leave the barn to go home and play dolls. very stubborn problem. sweet undeserving horse. wish shed just get better and didnt have to suffer like this.



on a lighter not the kittens grew up to be good barn cats and are keeping me company through all this. they cheer me up when i get disgusted with my job, and Uncle Horse is still watching over them.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 25, 2012 07:02 PM (r7Ddb)

71 That donut looking thingy reminds one of Debbie Wasserman's shit-chute: Oddly hovering by itself in a state of disrepair.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at June 25, 2012 07:02 PM (a4CUi)

72 Speedoos

Posted by: Hobo from Heck at June 25, 2012 07:02 PM (QE/BE)

73 Honestly, I think it's more than that. What I see here isn't just garden variety America hate. The internationalism, the weakness regarding religious extremism... We're looking at people who deeply, seriously, want to be slaves. Someone once said, "Only the few desire liberty. The rest ask no more than fair masters.". But I honestly don't think they want even that. To paraphrase Eric Hoffer, to them, freedom is an irksome burden. Posted by: Secundus at June 25, 2012 10:57 PM (2mq8Z) The truly frightening thing is that what we are seeing now is exactly what happened to turn the Roman Republic into the Roman Empire. There will be no new or obnoxious titles, and old institutions will survive, though in a neutered state. The people will clamor for "something to be done." They will give up their power, money, and freedom to whoever offers to deliver the spiffyist future. This will not end well...

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 25, 2012 07:02 PM (XYqoq)

74 did chicks in 1863 have the big hooters? or are juzungas a modern thing?

Posted by: honey badger the 3rd at June 25, 2012 07:02 PM (RQjPS)

75 Now that I've seen the 1863 Brighton Swimming Club I am ready to believe in Hell.

Posted by: eman at June 25, 2012 07:03 PM (ejmiE)

76 Is this a really awful allergy season, or what? I've been sneezing so hard my sinuses hurt!

Posted by: Dianna at June 25, 2012 07:03 PM (mKMj1)

77
Someone once said, "Only the few desire liberty. The rest ask no more than fair masters.". But I honestly don't think they want even that. To paraphrase Eric Hoffer, to them, freedom is an irksome burden.

Posted by: Secundus at June 25, 2012 10:57 PM (2mq8Z)



if you are free, then you are responsible for your actions and their results. some people hate that.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at June 25, 2012 07:04 PM (r7Ddb)

78 happy birthday, steevy if it makes you feel any better, Blade Runner came out when you were ten years old.

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 25, 2012 07:04 PM (JMmQ9)

79 some of my favorite alltime films are on that free list! Mr Arkadin, Stalker and Hiroshima Mon Amour

Posted by: BlackOrchid-TeamDagny at June 25, 2012 07:04 PM (SB0V2)

80 did chicks in 1863 have the big hooters? or are juzungas a modern thing? Posted by: honey badger the 3rd at June 25, 2012 11:02 PM (RQjPS) Boob size is based in large part on diet. Boobs are fat and it is only in modern times that most women have had enough calories to grow large ones. Modern technological achievement at its finest!

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 25, 2012 07:05 PM (XYqoq)

81 or are juzungas a modern thing? Posted by: honey badger the 3rd at June 25, 2012 11:02 PM (RQjPS) ----------------------------------- Reading this site has convinced me that no one had breasts before Christina Hendricks and Kate Upton came around.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at June 25, 2012 07:07 PM (snRY5)

82 Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at June 25, 2012 11:01 PM (snRY5)

I remember seeing these graphic films meant to scare kids about various subjects, one was about bus safety where a little girl gets crushed because she slipped on some ice and fell under the bus. Another was about drugs that showed some guy in a bathroom literally tearing his veins out of his arm to shoot up, and this was in 3rd or 4gth grade, just bizarre, but it worked, scared the shit outta me.

Posted by: booger at June 25, 2012 07:11 PM (HI6wa)

83 >Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard


We were force-fed The Red Balloon, which just happens to be on the list. 50's French new wave.

The 400 Blows is worth watching.

Posted by: 13times at June 25, 2012 07:13 PM (h6XiD)

84 so 'motorboating' is new? any idea what the Romans called 'motorboating' ??

Posted by: honey badger the 3rd at June 25, 2012 07:14 PM (RQjPS)

85 @77 Man would fain be great and sees that he is little; would fain be happy and sees that he is miserable; would fain be perfect and sees that he is full of imperfections; would fain. E the object of the love and esteem of men, and sees that his faults merit only their aversion and contempt. The embarrassment wherein he finds himself produces in him the most unjust and criminal passions imaginable, for he conceives a mortal hatred against that truth which blames him and reminds him of his faults. --Blaise Pascal

Posted by: Secundus at June 25, 2012 07:14 PM (2mq8Z)

86 that sitemeter bullshit only started after I upgraded firefox...

Posted by: model_1066 at June 25, 2012 07:16 PM (PWwbk)

87 82

Red Asphalt.

Posted by: 13times at June 25, 2012 07:16 PM (h6XiD)

88 check out the photo accompanying this annoying article in the Philly Inky: http://tinyurl.com/7cz3dx9 Let's see if our barely R state legislature (and RINOs and DIABLOs at that) can manage to pass some sort of law reining in the large numbers of illegal aliens on PA public assistance (the gist of the article) but the poster in the background in that photo is . . . quite telling am pretty sure my relations who came over here (legally) didn't have Mussolini posters hanging around

Posted by: BlackOrchid-TeamDagny at June 25, 2012 07:17 PM (SB0V2)

89 Kate Upton came around. Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at June 25, 2012 11:07 PM (snRY5) She's cute, but not worth writing home to Mother about. I doubt 19th Century American women lacked the food to grow stunning puppies.

Posted by: eman at June 25, 2012 07:17 PM (ejmiE)

90 so i just closed the browser, opened it again, and no popup...is there a disturbance in Teh Fource?

Posted by: model_1066 at June 25, 2012 07:18 PM (PWwbk)

91 #87 - I never got to see Red Asphalt. I heard about it, and as I've grown older, I've come to wonder if it's not urban legend.

Posted by: Dianna at June 25, 2012 07:18 PM (mKMj1)

92 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Rameses III at June 25, 2012 07:19 PM (jucos)

93 Didn't the Aliens in Independence Day use sitemeter to coordinate their attack?

Posted by: eman at June 25, 2012 07:19 PM (ejmiE)

94 Not Victorian Era but here are some beach beauties for you, Honey Badger the 3rd. There are more at the site if you want to poke around.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 07:19 PM (nrW1y)

95 The Romans traded with China, indirectly--they knew it as 'Serica' (which is basically saying 'where we get silk from').  The trade routes passed through SW Asia in large parts of what Alexander set up--the old Greco-Bactrian empires around where Afghanistan is, Parthia/Persia, all that.  Chinese sources even attested to it--pictures of Roman soldiers, even some Roman helmets at one site as I recall it.

Trade on that route finally dried up when a sea route was found around Africa.  It was what started the decline of the Muslim nations at that time, as their cash cows dried up.  It was so lucrative that some folks looked for an alternate sea route, including some dude from Portugal with a crackpot idea about how big the world really was.  He was wrong of course, but...well, ask the Aztecs, Incas, and a host of others where that led...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at June 25, 2012 07:20 PM (x8wJs)

96 Posted by: Dianna at June 25, 2012 11:18 PM (mKMj1)

Sounds like the same outfit that did Reefer Madness.

Today I left the fan on the swamp cooler on...just the fan...so it was blowing hot air into my abode all day long...it was a scorcher here in Denver today and I am miserably hot.  Suck suck suckity suck.

Posted by: model_1066 at June 25, 2012 07:20 PM (PWwbk)

97 94, SHORPY!!!

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 25, 2012 07:23 PM (qqlqB)

98 Shorpy. The site that makes you think, "Yep, they're all dead now."

Posted by: eman at June 25, 2012 07:24 PM (ejmiE)

99 I remember seeing these graphic films meant to scare kids about various subjects, one was about bus safety where a little girl gets crushed because she slipped on some ice and fell under the bus. Another was about drugs that showed some guy in a bathroom literally tearing his veins out of his arm to shoot up, and this was in 3rd or 4gth grade, just bizarre, but it worked, scared the shit outta me. Posted by: booger at June 25, 2012 11:11 PM (HI6wa) ---------------------- Disturbing, but you probably got more useful information out of that. I learned the words to "Nowhere Man" and that, like, war is bad, maaaan. And music and imagination are good. If I was sharper, I probably would've actually gotten some pro-drug message, too. In a public school in 11th grade American History, we watched Dances With Wolves and an NBC (I think...) miniseries called The 60s. I can't believe how lazy that teacher was now that I think of it.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at June 25, 2012 07:24 PM (snRY5)

100 Visiting Florida and all I got was A METRIC TON of rain

Posted by: Jack in Jacksonville at June 25, 2012 07:25 PM (Dll6b)

101 Sorry to hear about your Dad Steevy. Prayers to you both.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, Threadslayer at June 25, 2012 07:26 PM (eQnzo)

102 Red Asphalt is real. And really ridiculous as well. Scared Straight, a different message, no doubt, was a much better production. Red Asphalt is classic Hypnotoad-fail. Laughable.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at June 25, 2012 07:26 PM (a4CUi)

103 "400 Blows?" Does that star Sandra Fluke?

Posted by: CMU VET at June 25, 2012 07:26 PM (NYOOZ)

104 so the good news is my ancestors got it in with skinny wenches, who generally did not have juzungas but since there was no 'pill' womins got horney when they ovulated. The bad news is razors and feminine products are not what they are today modern women or non modern women?

Posted by: honey badger the 3rd at June 25, 2012 07:27 PM (RQjPS)

105 Steevy,  best wishes and prayers for you.  A good friend i had was a bootlegger for Pinky Rodden back in the day.  He told me about haulin booze from Glen Rose to Odessa, Texas......very interesting stories.  He knew alot about life and he had a long one.  I never forgot one thing he told me.  You dont know a damn thing till your 40 years old.  Pinky's is a liquor store chain in Texas even today.  Best wishes.

Posted by: Professor Oilfields Amazing Pupeh Mill at June 25, 2012 07:27 PM (+i3Kt)

106 "Yep, they're all dead now."
Yeah--some of pneumonia aged 37.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 07:28 PM (nrW1y)

107

Very cool on the free movies Maet.

I just tried watching 'Borderline' and the sound was all garbled.

Is anyone else having problems with sound on these free movies? 

 

Posted by: Journolist at June 25, 2012 07:28 PM (QWOh7)

108 We had to watch the "wear your seatbelt or this will be you" highway gore flicks in school when I was a kid. Yes, they had movies then, smart ass. Chunky salsa, up close and personal. I always wear my seatbelt and it has saved my ass more than once.

Posted by: eman at June 25, 2012 07:29 PM (ejmiE)

109 Suck suck suckity suck.
Posted by: model_1066

You have my sympathy!

Posted by: Dianna at June 25, 2012 07:29 PM (mKMj1)

110 "Yep, they're all dead now." Yeah--some of pneumonia aged 37. Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 11:28 PM (nrW1y) My maternal grandmother died of TB at about that time and about that age. My Mom was only four when her Mom died.

Posted by: eman at June 25, 2012 07:31 PM (ejmiE)

111 Hope everything goes well with your dad, steevy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 25, 2012 07:35 PM (V/Aej)

112 111 Hope everything goes well with your dad, steevy. Posted by: nerdygirl

Ditto.

Posted by: Dianna at June 25, 2012 07:35 PM (mKMj1)

113 It was so lucrative that some folks looked for an alternate sea route, including some dude from Portugal with a crackpot idea about how big the world really was. He was wrong of course, but...well, ask the Aztecs, Incas, and a host of others where that led...

People have this idea that Columbus thought the world was flat and he'd eventually go off the edge.  This is crap.  In 1492, not only was it well known that the world was a globe, but Eratothenes figured out the circumference to a remarkable degree of accuracy in the 3rd century BC, 1800 years earlier.

Western Europeans in the 15th century knew that it should be about 13,000 miles to the Orient going west because they knew (1) the overall circumference of the planet; and (2) the distance to China going east (thanks to the Portuguese, who owned that route).  This was far out of reach of the ships of the day so nobody tried to go that way.

Columbus had the crackpot idea that this common assumption was off by about 8,000 miles and that China was actually something like 5,000 miles west. Ferdinand and Isabella knew that this was contrary to all current authority, but they took a gamble anyway and gave Columbus a rather small stipend to prove his point.

The rest is history.

Interestingly, Columbus was certain he had reached the orient because the New World was right where he expected to find China.  It took a while before he realized that he had discovered a new continent.

Posted by: Cicero at June 25, 2012 07:35 PM (6j180)

114 A little more risqué in this one.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 07:37 PM (nrW1y)

115 111 Hope everything goes well with your dad, steevy. Posted by: nerdygirl Ditto. Posted by: Dianna at June 25, 2012 11:35 PM (mKMj1) Ditto ditto.

Posted by: eman at June 25, 2012 07:37 PM (ejmiE)

116 am pretty sure my relations who came over here (legally) didn't have Mussolini posters hanging around Posted by: BlackOrchid-TeamDagny at June 25, 2012 11:17 PM (SB0V2) Do you know what the funniest thing about that photo is? Among his many other qualities that the left seeks to emulate, Che Guevara was a racist and a bigot, and in addition to Africans, he hated Mexicans. So you have a bunch of advocates for criminal border-crossing of Mexican descent, overlooked by a giant picture of a bigot who thought they were inferior human beings.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 25, 2012 07:39 PM (bxiXv)

117 115 111
Hope everything goes well with your dad, steevy.

Posted by: nerdygirl

Ditto.
Posted by: Dianna at June 25, 2012 11:35 PM (mKMj1)

Ditto ditto.

Posted by: eman at June 25, 2012 11:37 PM (ejmiE)



Ditto, ditto, ditto.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 25, 2012 07:39 PM (kaalw)

118 A little more risqué in this one. Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 11:37 PM (nrW1y) There was a chill in the air, I see.

Posted by: eman at June 25, 2012 07:39 PM (ejmiE)

119 115 111 Hope everything goes well with your dad, steevy. Posted by: nerdygirl Ditto. Posted by: Dianna at June 25, 2012 11:35 PM (mKMj1) Ditto ditto. Posted by: eman at June 25, 2012 11:37 PM (ejmiE) Ditto, ditto, ditto. Posted by: cthulhu at June 25, 2012 11:39 PM (kaalw) (ditto)^4

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 25, 2012 07:41 PM (XYqoq)

120 Evening

Posted by: Zakn at June 25, 2012 07:41 PM (7F9i5)

121 Interestingly, Columbus was certain he had reached the orient because the New World was right where he expected to find China. It took a while before he realized that he had discovered a new continent. Posted by: Cicero at June 25, 2012 11:35 PM (6j180) The new world ended up being 'richer' than asia who knew?

Posted by: honey badger the 3rd at June 25, 2012 07:43 PM (RQjPS)

122 Not Victorian Era but here are some beach beauties for you, Honey Badger the 3rd. There are more at the site if you want to poke around. Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 11:19 PM (nrW1y) Aparently hot chicks go way back shaved pits in 1922

Posted by: honey badger the 3rd at June 25, 2012 07:45 PM (RQjPS)

123 Reading this site has convinced me that no one had breasts before Christina Hendricks and Kate Upton came around.


*****

It's easy to forget that, at one time, she was considered one of the most beautiful women in the world:

http://bit.ly/MNoXZ7

Posted by: Hosni Mubarak at June 25, 2012 07:48 PM (piMMO)

124 My grandparents are going to celebrate there 73rd wedding anniversary. Yep, they're both in there mid 90's. My 70 year mom has issues feeling old because her parents are still alive. She and my aunt are still the "little girls". To my grandparents, 60-70 years olds are "kids". Its hilarious. Anyway steevy, I'll be praying for your Mom. Hope all goes well.

Posted by: stillers at June 25, 2012 07:48 PM (00ssk)

125 123 You guys do realize that Belief in Hell/Crime Rate Data is garbage, yes? Posted by: runninrebel at June 25, 2012 11:46 PM (N/1Dm) I was gonna say "horse-puckey," but yeah.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 25, 2012 07:48 PM (bxiXv)

126 shaved pits in 1922
The Brits always shaved or at least from mid-19th century on and that probably influenced the States. On the British Antiques Roadshow I've seen a few times when there's been a hairy-pitted nude e.g. painted on a porcelain vase, the expert's pointed out that it's a Continental piece (or porcelain that is!) even before looking for a factory or maker's mark because of it.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 07:52 PM (nrW1y)

127 Steevy's dad is in the hospital, prayers for Steevy and his dad.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at June 25, 2012 07:52 PM (IyjUs)

128 (of porcelain that is!)

Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 07:54 PM (nrW1y)

129 Just read on a weather site, the guy did not trust rainfall records from 1950 "that`s so long ago".

Posted by: rightlysouthern at June 25, 2012 07:54 PM (Tsltj)

130 Gotta ditch to do computer stuff. Have fun. And remember, Holder's DOJ committed acts of war against a neighboring allied country by deliberately delivering weapons in an uncontrolled fashion to narco-terrorists with the *express intent* that they be used in large-scale violence. The only part of the plan we know was that they intended to trace serial numbers from weapons picked up at crime scenes. The plan *could not work* unless the guns were used in violent crimes in Mexico.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 25, 2012 07:54 PM (bxiXv)

131 38 My guess is that its a sitemeter problem.
********

"There's yer problem, right there."

Posted by: Homer's mechanic at June 25, 2012 07:55 PM (pJbuO)

132 You guys do realize that Belief in Hell/Crime Rate Data is garbage, yes?
I didn't bother reading it but I figured it was crap when I read the headline about it at another site (Hot Air?) about it concluding "Christians more likely to commit crimes" or something similar.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2012 07:56 PM (nrW1y)

133 The only part of the plan we know was that they intended to trace serial numbers from weapons picked up at crime scenes. The plan *could not work* unless the guns were used in violent crimes in Mexico. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 25, 2012 11:54 PM (bxiXv) -------------------- This still burns me. Of course, though, it's the Republicans who hate Mexicans. Democrats can merrily pass out weapons to Mexico's Most Violent and it's okay because they were just gonna die, anyway. Eggs, omelets, etc.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at June 25, 2012 07:57 PM (snRY5)

134 Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at June 25, 2012 11:57 PM (snRY5) When the chips are down, you can always depend on the left to do the wrong thing. I wish they would prove me wrong.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 25, 2012 07:58 PM (bxiXv)

135 We were at something around a 15" deficit in the drought.  I think we've made this back up this June...

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, Threadslayer at June 25, 2012 07:59 PM (eQnzo)

136 And it doesn't just *burn* me, it threatens the very integrity of our form of government. It's horrifying, it's possibly the greatest crime ever committed by an American President. "Precedent-setting," I hope not!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 25, 2012 07:59 PM (bxiXv)

137 Demolition man is one of my favorite movies, and every Libertarian should love it. Incidentally, if you haven't watched the original John Wayne Stagecoach I strongly recommend it to you.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2012 08:00 PM (r4wIV)

138 The only part of the plan we know was that they intended to trace serial numbers from weapons picked up at crime scenes. The plan *could not work* unless the guns were used in violent crimes in Mexico. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 25, 2012 11:54 PM (bxiXv) ---------------------------- Oh, come on, man. I love Mexicans, really. But *these* Mexicans can't vote for me. Not even if there's no ID required. And STILL Eric and I found a way for them to be part of my hope and change. You'd think they would be thanking me.

Posted by: President Obama at June 25, 2012 08:04 PM (snRY5)

139 108 We had to watch the "wear your seatbelt or this will be you" highway gore flicks in school when I was a kid.

*******

Hah!  How about the Catholic versions where a girl in the back seat is killed in a car crash while being impaled by some stud, with her legs in the air?

According to the nuns she would have an eternity to repent, with her ladyparts all burning and blistering and stuff...

(The way I remember it, most girls back then would see the film and say to themselves, "I'll take my chances")


Posted by: Homer's mechanic at June 25, 2012 08:04 PM (pJbuO)

140 A few of those swimming club guys looked like they stuffed vegetables down their shorts. I tried not to notice, but there they were.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at June 25, 2012 08:04 PM (Rwrs+)

141 Speaking of movies. I went to see Prometheus over the weekend. What a disaster. Posted by: runninrebel at June 26, 2012 12:01 AM (N/1Dm) So we've heard.

Posted by: eman at June 25, 2012 08:04 PM (ejmiE)

142 Rain deficit? I have measured just right under 3" of rain since March 18. We are dying for some rain.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at June 25, 2012 08:06 PM (IyjUs)

143

Shoudn`t be much drought left in FL now Boomer, `course that want show up on the drought maps.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at June 25, 2012 08:07 PM (Tsltj)

144 "A few of those swimming club guys looked like they stuffed vegetables down their shorts."
But the strange thing is it looked like radishes

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2012 08:07 PM (r4wIV)

145 Funny part about Red Asphalt;  the goriest photographs were old black and white stills from highway patrol archives. Kinda difficult to see bloody red blood in poorly exposed B/W film shot at night.

By the time I saw RA, teachers were hip to the joke, but showing it was part of the curriculum.





Posted by: 13times at June 25, 2012 08:07 PM (h6XiD)

146
It sounds like the Roman beads were lamp beads. Most likely trade goods that eventually somehow made their way to Japan. I say that because if they were common to Rome you wouldn't need the natron content to nail down the source. The shape and style of manufacture would've been enough of a clue for the eggheads.

OTOH, they could have been common in Rome but the researchers were clueless.

Beads are a fascinating subject for Archaeologists as they leave usually leave far more than a footprint of occupation. More often they reveal routes of trade.

I actually own a broken bead once owned by Teedyuscung, King of the Delawares.

Posted by: Former Archaeologist at June 25, 2012 08:09 PM (7+pP9)

147 Speaking of movies. I went to see Prometheus over the weekend. What a disaster. Well, yes. But Prometheus did rescue SG-1 when they were pinned down by Anubis' forces in Antarctica, so it wasn't all bad.

Posted by: Adriane at June 25, 2012 08:10 PM (qmMAj)

148 off sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 25, 2012 08:12 PM (piMMO)

149 Heh! i put a potato in my shorts when i goes to the beach to attract the girls! (reaches behind himself and pulls out a potato from his swim trunks). See!?

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 25, 2012 08:13 PM (IyjUs)

150 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 25, 2012 08:13 PM (JMmQ9)

151 I actually own a broken bead once owned by Teedyuscung, King of the Delawares.

***************

I actually own a broken scotch bottle once owned by Teddy Chappaquiddick,  King of the Unawares.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Honki f you think I'm fucked" Warren at June 25, 2012 08:14 PM (pJbuO)

152 Heh! i put a potato in my shorts when i goes to the beach to attract the girls! (reaches behind himself and pulls out a potato from his swim trunks). See!? Posted by: Joe Biden at June 26, 2012 12:13 AM (IyjUs) The potato goes in front you jack wagon!! (in back it looks like you took a dump in your short)

Posted by: honey badger the 3rd at June 25, 2012 08:15 PM (RQjPS)

153 150 off sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 26, 2012 12:12 AM (piMMO)

 

Did you remember to watch Ninja Warrior tonight?

Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2012 08:15 PM (GULKT)

154 I got nothing........

Posted by: Poor Richard at June 25, 2012 08:16 PM (fiC7A)

155 Valve needs to start the salee salee as I have monee monee in my pockey pockey

Posted by: The Dude at June 25, 2012 08:17 PM (tw6Ar)

156 woot! 156 mudda fukkin posts an midnight EDT Are the morons die-ing off?

Posted by: honey badger the 3rd at June 25, 2012 08:17 PM (RQjPS)

157 Did you remember to watch Ninja Warrior tonight?

Posted by: buzzion at June 26, 2012 12:15 AM (GULKT)


how did Wimbley do?

Posted by: The Dude at June 25, 2012 08:19 PM (tw6Ar)

158

Wait.....

I can post my handle before I was banned from LGF!!!

 

"Nightwatch."

Posted by: Poor Richard at June 25, 2012 08:19 PM (fiC7A)

159
***AaRRgh!***

Beads are a fascinating subject for Archaeologists as they typically leave far more information than a footprint of occupation. More often they reveal routes of trade and interactions.

/goes to bed

Bead manufacture is fascinating.

/goes to bed for sure.

Posted by: Former Archaeologist at June 25, 2012 08:19 PM (7+pP9)

160 Did you remember to watch Ninja Warrior tonight?


***

Nope. In fact I even forgot that today is Monday.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 25, 2012 08:20 PM (piMMO)

161 how did Wimbley do?

Posted by: The Dude at June 26, 2012 12:19 AM (tw6Ar)

 

The football player?  He finished the course,  But he wasn't fast enough I think.

Posted by: buzzion at June 25, 2012 08:21 PM (GULKT)

162 People used to do everything in hats...

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 25, 2012 10:29 PM (XYqoq)


I take my hat off for one thing, and one thing only.

Posted by: The Bandit at June 25, 2012 08:24 PM (1grxW)

163 Crows are birds, Tigers at cats, Back in the day, Everyone wore hats ... No one listened to Men Without Hats, then.

Posted by: Adriane at June 25, 2012 08:27 PM (qmMAj)

164 Good night, all. Better tomorrows ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 25, 2012 08:27 PM (qmMAj)

165 just listened to a Zappa song that has one of my favorite lyrics in music from "Heavenly Bank Account":

He's got presidential help all along the way
He says the grace while the lawyers chew
Oh yeah that's true
And the governors agreed to say he's a lovely man
He makes it easier for them to screw
All of you
Yes that's true

Posted by: model_1066 at June 25, 2012 08:28 PM (PWwbk)

166
No one listened to Men Without Hats, then.

Posted by: Adriane at June 26, 2012 12:27 AM (qmMAj)

Are they the "safety dance" MTV one hit wonders?

Posted by: model_1066 at June 25, 2012 08:30 PM (PWwbk)

167 141 108
We had to watch the "wear your seatbelt or this will be you" highway gore flicks in school when I was a kid.


*******

Hah! How about the Catholic versions where a girl in the back seat is killed in a car crash while being impaled by some stud, with her legs in the air?

According to the nuns she would have an eternity to repent, with her ladyparts all burning and blistering and stuff...

(The way I remember it, most girls back then would see the film and say to themselves, "I'll take my chances")



Posted by: Homer's mechanic at June 26, 2012 12:04 AM (pJbuO)


Did anyone else watch train safety movies back in school? We watched one called "The Long Way Home". After every little vignette, the announcer would always say "Little Johnny took the long way home". Funny as shit.

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 25, 2012 08:30 PM (1grxW)

168 Are they the "safety dance" MTV one hit wonders?

Posted by: model_1066 at June 26, 2012 12:30 AM (PWwbk)


yes

Posted by: The Dude at June 25, 2012 08:30 PM (tw6Ar)

169 We're men, men, men, men in hats...

Posted by: Men in Hats at June 25, 2012 08:31 PM (ZuKJy)

170 with the midget in teh video!

Posted by: model_1066 at June 25, 2012 08:31 PM (PWwbk)

171 hey at least they rated a Simpsons spoof...more than most bands can claim.

"everybody look at your pants"

Posted by: model_1066 at June 25, 2012 08:32 PM (PWwbk)

172 I take my hat off for one thing, and one thing only. Posted by: The Bandit at June 26, 2012 12:24 AM (1grxW) To put on another, more spiffy, hat?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 25, 2012 08:38 PM (XYqoq)

173 175 I take my hat off for one thing, and one thing only.

Posted by: The Bandit at June 26, 2012 12:24 AM (1grxW)

To put on another, more spiffy, hat?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 26, 2012 12:38 AM (XYqoq)


mug shot?

Posted by: model_1066 at June 25, 2012 08:41 PM (PWwbk)

174 I take my hat off for one thing, and one thing only.

Posted by: The Bandit at June 26, 2012 12:24 AM (1grxW)

To put on another, more spiffy, hat?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 26, 2012 12:38 AM (XYqoq)

mug shot?

Posted by: model_1066 at June 26, 2012 12:41 AM (PWwbk)

Motorboating? (those top hats have been known to break a gal's nose)

Posted by: Men in Hats at June 25, 2012 08:43 PM (ZuKJy)

175 Motorboating? (those top hats have been known to break a gal's nose) Posted by: Men in Hats at June 26, 2012 12:43 AM (ZuKJy) That's what fez' are for!

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 25, 2012 08:45 PM (XYqoq)

176 The Rainmkers: Gubmint Cheese

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-HiXqqUItM&feature=related

Posted by: bill-o at June 25, 2012 08:45 PM (bjND7)

177
It's gratifying to see morons don't understand the technical\artistic aspects of glass manufacture.

Imagine a world without glass.

With that, I go to bed laughing at idiots.

Posted by: Former Archaeologist at June 25, 2012 08:46 PM (7+pP9)

178 178 Motorboating? (those top hats have been known to break a gal's nose)

Posted by: Men in Hats at June 26, 2012 12:43 AM (ZuKJy)

That's what fez' are for!

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 26, 2012 12:45 AM (XYqoq)


or the classic felt fedora....it's those plastic West Virginia truck stop cowboy hats that really cause problems.

Posted by: model_1066 at June 25, 2012 08:48 PM (PWwbk)

179 "Why? Who knows other than just general douchebaggery."

-----
You're forgetting the First Rule of Lawsuits. Inman raised $200 Large as a joke and the scumbags sat up and took notice.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 25, 2012 08:52 PM (+XVQe)

180 Good evening to all!

Posted by: zeera at June 25, 2012 08:52 PM (XtxRN)

181 138 Demolition man is one of my favorite movies, and every Libertarian should love it.

Funny you mention that, just today i was reading one of the local liberal blogs (because that's the only kind of local blog in this shithole unfortunately) and a discussion of sci-fi ensued in one of the threads and Demolotion Man was brought up as an example of sci-fi warning of the evils of capitalism/privatization and corporations. I thought about telling them that they missed the point entirely, but by then they had decided that pretty much all sci-fi was a warning of the evils of capitalism/privatization and corporations so i didn't bother.

Posted by: booger at June 25, 2012 08:53 PM (HI6wa)

182 180
It's gratifying to see morons don't understand the technical\artistic aspects of glass manufacture.

Imagine a world without glass.

With that, I go to bed laughing at idiots.

Posted by: Former Archaeologist at June 26, 2012 12:46 AM (7+pP9)


What's really funny are the idiots who think that recycling glass gets their dumb asses anywhere....it's only made from the most common element in the earth's crust, plus on a good day only 30% of the glass put in recycle bins ever makes it back into another coke bottle or crack pipe.

Posted by: model_1066 at June 25, 2012 08:53 PM (PWwbk)

183 Did someone find my beads?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 25, 2012 08:56 PM (KZz5l)

184 Here's another reason I won't be visiting a sharia state any time soon (i.e., never):
 
“Two people who committed the offence of consuming alcohol for the third time have been sentenced to be executed. The verdict has been confirmed by the supreme court and we are preparing to administer it,” he said.

Under Iranian Sharia law, certain crimes such as sodomy, rape, theft, fornication, apostasy and consumption of alcohol for the third time are considered to be “claims of God” and therefore have mandatory death sentences.
 
from Weasel Zippers.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 25, 2012 08:56 PM (ccXZP)

185 Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2012 12:56 AM (ccXZP)

In Soviet Union, sharia state visits you!

Posted by: model_1066 at June 25, 2012 08:57 PM (PWwbk)

186 51 Andrei Rublev is first on my watch list.

MosFilms made some pretty good films and some of them seem to be public domain now.

-----------

MosFilm has been uploading a bunch of their stuff to YouTube. Not all of it ancient. Some have English subtitles.

http://www.youtube.com/mosfilm

Posted by: Anachronda at June 25, 2012 09:03 PM (1c58W)

187 188 >> In Soviet Union Dearborn MI, sharia state visits you!
 
FIFY

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 25, 2012 09:04 PM (ccXZP)

188 Can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Zombie Rodney King at June 25, 2012 09:07 PM (+XVQe)

189 Oh lordy.Ant vaccine anti flouride chicks on Twitter!

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 09:10 PM (Xb3hu)

190 But foreign corporations operating within the U.S. would be permitted to appeal key American legal or regulatory rulings to an international tribunal. That international tribunal would be granted the power to overrule American law and impose trade sanctions on the United States for failing to abide by its rulings."

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Wow, what an awesome idea! Who thought of that? I'm obviously not smart enough to be a leftist.

Posted by: Zombie Rodney King at June 25, 2012 09:12 PM (+XVQe)

191 Out damn sock!

Posted by: Lady Macbeth at June 25, 2012 09:13 PM (+XVQe)

192 They're only giving the ant vaccine to black ants, am I right, cracker???

Posted by: reverend wright at June 25, 2012 09:17 PM (nrW1y)

193 Wow what happened to this ONT?Only 195 posts??

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 09:18 PM (Xb3hu)

194 196 Of course.

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 09:18 PM (Xb3hu)

195 Hey zeera, how goes it

Posted by: Zakn at June 25, 2012 09:18 PM (7F9i5)

196 Good evening.

What the...man, this ONT shit itself early, didn't it?

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 09:18 PM (4ixH5)

197 193 Lady Macbeth,
 
That ain't the only place the thugs in DC are pushing to give up US rights to an international tribunal -- The UN's Law of the Sea Treaty is being pushed too as discussed in this June 14th article :
 
Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld urged U.S. senators to reject the Law of the Sea Treaty backed by the Obama administration because it would force rich countries to give to poorer ones.

“I do not believe the United States should endorse a treaty that makes it a legal obligation for productive countries to pay royalties to less productive countries, based on rhetoric about the common heritage of mankind,” Rumsfeld said today in testimony before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
 
Newsmax link http://preview.tinyurl.com/bsvsc3t

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 25, 2012 09:20 PM (ccXZP)

198 What the...man, this ONT shit itself early, didn't it? Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2012 01:18 AM (4ixH5) just a little no worries

Posted by: drunk guy in shorts at June 25, 2012 09:21 PM (RQjPS)

199 Maybe it's the woot-off?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 25, 2012 09:21 PM (kaalw)

200 201 Pro LOST ads pop up in odd places.

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2012 09:24 PM (Xb3hu)

201 Ah jeez, Steevy sorry to hear about your dad bein' in the hospital.

Hope it all goes well.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 09:24 PM (4ixH5)

202

ONT we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2012 09:25 PM (KZz5l)

203 Maybe it's the woot-off?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 26, 2012 01:21 AM (kaalw)


Are we wooting?

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 09:25 PM (4ixH5)

204 207 Maybe it's the woot-off?


Posted by: cthulhu at June 26, 2012 01:21 AM (kaalw)

Are we wooting?

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2012 01:25 AM (4ixH5)



Not so far.



It's the first woot-off without Matt.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 25, 2012 09:29 PM (kaalw)

205 any idea what the Romans called 'motorboating' ??

Improper mid-sack handling of booty if she escaped?

Posted by: DaveA at June 25, 2012 09:33 PM (EyTMo)

206 Well I just discovered that Table 9 Chat totally crashes my browser.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 09:35 PM (4ixH5)

207 207, Robert, we need some tunes to see this ONT to the cemetery. BACK TO THE FRONT!

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 25, 2012 09:35 PM (qqlqB)

208 Howdy Zakn.  Going good, how about yerself?

Posted by: zeera at June 25, 2012 09:35 PM (XtxRN)

209 I swear that Steam is a system designed to make me broke

Posted by: Zakn at June 25, 2012 09:38 PM (7F9i5)

210 I think we need a TPAKTOP.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 25, 2012 09:38 PM (kaalw)

211 Fuckin chill man. Got a fairly easy gig this week as long as nothing breaks. Just reading the trolling before the big war in Eve starts again.

Posted by: Zakn at June 25, 2012 09:39 PM (7F9i5)

212 >> In Soviet Union Dearborn MI, sharia state visits you! FIFY Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2012 01:04 AM (ccXZP) vigilant street sharia enforcement is o' so american acid attacks beatings for drinking alchohol chicks is ugly 'burka' type dress with a HUGE ass yeah!!

Posted by: honey badger the 3rd at June 25, 2012 09:41 PM (RQjPS)

213

Did you make it to River Fest or whatever they call it this weekend?  I'm bumming that I missed an opportunity to see Tool.  Nice to see Frankie have another good outing

Posted by: zeera at June 25, 2012 09:41 PM (XtxRN)

214 BACK TO THE FRONT!

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 26, 2012 01:35 AM (qqlqB)


www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCsH1g5ZESk



Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 09:41 PM (4ixH5)

215 The James Gang -- Thirds (full album)
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FyAXVaqGXk

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 25, 2012 09:41 PM (ccXZP)

216 Doesn't look like Robert will snag the ebil one tonight

Posted by: zeera at June 25, 2012 09:42 PM (XtxRN)

217 Nah. I didn't go to that. It was my first weekend off in a month, so I just chilled. Did watch some of Frankie. Hopefully he gets that value up and we can deal him for some prospects. It fucking breaks my heart to see how bad this team is. If they had some pitching, and could stay healthy, they coulda been contendas. But you could say that about pretty much every ballclub lol

Posted by: Zakn at June 25, 2012 09:44 PM (7F9i5)

218 I own your mudda fuckers all you fatty moslims women want to stick me in a sack because you are fuggo lick my sweet pooner!

Posted by: muslim chick with a skiny ass at June 25, 2012 09:45 PM (RQjPS)

219 Today I stopped off in Chicago, took a tour of the German U-Boat, then ran over to Wrigley Field to beat the Cubs 11-2.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 25, 2012 09:48 PM (ccXZP)

220 Just for roberto http://tinyurl.com/7pwmcee

Posted by: Zakn at June 25, 2012 09:48 PM (7F9i5)

221 NSFA - Not Safe For Anywhere. Mickey Avalon - My Dick http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIGQArdu7Qc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 25, 2012 09:49 PM (qqlqB)

222 It's a weak division.  We sweep Chi-town, start a streak, we're only 7.5 back. It IS doable, just not very likely

Posted by: zeera at June 25, 2012 09:49 PM (XtxRN)

223 It's not going to happen zeera. Just accept it, and move on. Now watch them get fucking hot and win 21 out of 23 stomp the division. (pleasepleaseplease)

Posted by: Zakn at June 25, 2012 09:51 PM (7F9i5)

224

Posted by: Zakn at June 26, 2012 01:48 AM (7F9i5)


Woik blocked.


*Sniff*

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 09:54 PM (4ixH5)

225 Are you guys talking about the Twins? Oof...good luck.

Posted by: A-Hole at June 25, 2012 09:54 PM (hNLFW)

226 Well, yes. But Prometheus did rescue SG-1 when they were pinned down by Anubis' forces in Antarctica, so it wasn't all bad.

Hammond of Texas has fallen.

I know the loonbux - $ back then was favorable.  And the Canadian Actors guild was less of a PITA but I wonder...

Did they ever throw some whiny douchebag into a forest just to keep them from screwing up a scene where the men acted like men?

Posted by: DaveA at June 25, 2012 09:55 PM (EyTMo)

227 Shit, I was just reading about how Aaron Walker and his wife were fired from their jobs over this mess. How the hell is that legal?

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at June 25, 2012 09:56 PM (csi6Y)

228 You can get fired for cause or for no cause.

Posted by: Zakn at June 25, 2012 10:00 PM (7F9i5)

229 Whatever the Gang of Shitbags did put the scare in the Walker's employers and they determined they figured better to let them go for everyone else's sakes.

How is it legal for the Shitbags to get away with this?

I'm betting that, in the end, they don't.

It's a fucking shame some good people have to suffer because of this.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 10:04 PM (4ixH5)

230 Hi ont, so was the supreme court ruling on AZ a good thing or not? Everyone on the left seems to be happy.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 25, 2012 10:04 PM (fHyXI)

231

MN sports teams- expect nothing and once in a great while, be pleasantly surprised when they over-achieve.  An analogy applicable to many things in life... I quit living and dying on the outcome of games when the Vikes broke my heart a few years back.  If they win, woo woo.  If not, I don't take it out on the wife, or my co-workers (fkn Packer fans)

Posted by: zeera at June 25, 2012 10:05 PM (XtxRN)

232 228
Posted by: Zakn at June 26, 2012 01:48 AM (7F9i5)

Woik blocked.
*Sniff*

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2012 01:54 AM (4ixH5)


====


woik sux.  I suggest you do less of it.

Posted by: jc at June 25, 2012 10:08 PM (ufJKx)

233 woik sux. I suggest you do less of it.

Posted by: jc at June 26, 2012 02:08 AM (ufJKx)


It just so happens I'm off tomorrow night.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 10:12 PM (4ixH5)

234 It was a mixed bag lou. I'm not a Vikings fan, but it amuses me how much a win or a loss affects the general mood around town and at work.

Posted by: Zakn at June 25, 2012 10:13 PM (7F9i5)

235 boy, you feekers just couldn't shut up tonight could ya?  mebbe the number should =  (ebil / 2)

Posted by: jc at June 25, 2012 10:15 PM (ufJKx)

236 James Gang Funk #49
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkQ2Ym4dr3s&feature=fvst

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 25, 2012 10:15 PM (ccXZP)

237 Hi ont, so was the supreme court ruling on AZ a good thing or not? Everyone on the left seems to be happy.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 26, 2012 02:04 AM (fHyXI)


It's what was expected.  SCOTUS knocked out the parts that went further than Federal law and kept the parts that were within Federal law.  They split the baby, basically.


And then Obama said "fuck you, lick my balls," and announced they weren't going to cooperate with Arizona.  That's the shitty part.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 10:15 PM (4ixH5)

238 238 It was a mixed bag lou.


I'm not a Vikings fan, but it amuses me how much a win or a loss affects the general mood around town and at work.

Posted by: Zakn at June 26, 2012 02:13 AM (7F9i5)

oh, kinda scary. What about obamacare, what do you think?

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 25, 2012 10:16 PM (fHyXI)

239 And then Obama said "fuck you, lick my balls," and announced they weren't going to cooperate with Arizona. That's the shitty part.

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2012 02:15 AM (4ixH5)

 

Well they like to fuck with us all.Bastaaads..

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 25, 2012 10:19 PM (fHyXI)

240 I think Obamacare gets dumpstered. But Remember The Wolf quote from Pulp Fiction

Posted by: Zakn at June 25, 2012 10:20 PM (7F9i5)

241

So I did bail on the ONT to listen to some old "CARS" tunes.

ON U-TUBE!

 

Much to me dismay, some of the tunes are now "AGE RESTRICTED???"

Tell me how in the age of VILE RAP to the offense X 10, music from 1979 is now "AGE RESTRICTED??????" IS U-TUBE sucking some FCC Marxist pole or what?

 

jus asking, and yes...off thread.....

Posted by: Poor Richard at June 25, 2012 10:20 PM (fiC7A)

242 Tommy Bolin played with both The James Gang and Deep Purple before striking out on his own......with the album Teaser:
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjDuaiiEC0I

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 25, 2012 10:21 PM (ccXZP)

243 244 I think Obamacare gets dumpstered. But Remember The Wolf quote from Pulp Fiction

Posted by: Zakn at June 26, 2012 02:20 AM (7F9i5)

I dont, but gonna go look it up

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 25, 2012 10:23 PM (fHyXI)

244 Linkage didn't woik, Roberto. Found it, tho.

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 25, 2012 10:24 PM (qqlqB)

245 Hot Gas has a thread on the Interior Dept coming out with new fracking regulations by year end.  As one commenter noted

Note to Obama- we donÂ’t need any more reasons to vote you out.

We have enough already.

Just stop!

Posted by: zeera at June 25, 2012 10:25 PM (XtxRN)

246 247 244 I think Obamacare gets dumpstered. But Remember The Wolf quote from Pulp Fiction
Posted by: Zakn at June 26, 2012 02:20 AM (7F9i5)
I dont, but gonna go look it up

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 26, 2012 02:23 AM (fHyXI)

 

Ok, I laughed.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 25, 2012 10:26 PM (fHyXI)

247

Posted by: Poor Richard at June 26, 2012 02:20 AM (fiC7A)


I've seen videos of squirrels doing stupid things get age restricted cause nutty greenies thought the little rodents were getting laughed at too much.


What other nutty shit...RIAA issuing DMCA take down of videos that might have a popular song playing in the background.  That's always worth mentioning.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 10:27 PM (4ixH5)

248 249 Hot Gas has a thread on theInterior Deptcoming out with newfracking regulations by year end. As one commenter noted
Note to Obama- we donÂ’t need any more reasons to vote you out.
We have enough already.
Just stop!

Posted by: zeera at June 26, 2012 02:25 AM (XtxRN)


=====


he won't be happy until we have enough reasons to staple his balls to his forehead.  And I won't be happy unless somebody actually does it.

Posted by: jc at June 25, 2012 10:27 PM (ufJKx)

249 You guys do realize that Belief in Hell/Crime Rate Data is garbage, yes? Posted by: runninrebel Nonsense, it correlated directly with local CO2 production and a strong forcing of temperature gain.

Posted by: Jean at June 25, 2012 10:28 PM (WkuV6)

250 I think Moochelle keeps Obama's balls in her purse.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 10:29 PM (4ixH5)

251

N O V E M B E R...........

 

nuff said

 

night

Posted by: Poor Richard at June 25, 2012 10:30 PM (fiC7A)

252 254 I think Moochelle keeps Obama's balls in her purse.

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2012 02:29 AM (4ixH5)


==


then staple her and damn purse to his forehead.  I don't care, I just want to see the prick stapled.  mebbe someone could staple a roadkill skunk to his forehead.

Posted by: jc at June 25, 2012 10:31 PM (ufJKx)

253

WTF, 254 comments on the ont? I think maybe everyone is at burn out stage?

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 25, 2012 10:35 PM (fHyXI)

254 Thinking it's just summer, lou

Posted by: Zakn at June 25, 2012 10:36 PM (7F9i5)

255 thomas crown on TV.  cougar Rene -- not bad at all for a gal wid some years.


Posted by: jc at June 25, 2012 10:37 PM (ufJKx)

256 mebbe someone could staple a roadkill skunk to his forehead. Posted by: jc at June 26, 2012 02:31 AM (ufJKx) I saw a dead cat on a railroad crossing the other day...

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 10:39 PM (4ixH5)

257 257 WTF, 254 comments on the ont? I think maybe everyone is at burn out stage? Posted by: lou's a girl at June 26, 2012 02:35 AM (fHyXI) Sorry, I'm recreating my Byzantine system configuration after updating to Windows 7. And restoring like 115 Steam games.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 25, 2012 10:42 PM (bxiXv)

258 Speaking of summer, supposed to be 106 tomorrow.

I'll need a giant block of ice, preferably a glacier plucked from the North Atlantic, a giant oscillating fan and a hot sexy bikini babe with big tits who's ready and willing *hintwink*.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 10:42 PM (4ixH5)

259

OK not been watching the news, but if you put young men and women together and they have sex its a scandal?

Thats what i call my 20's

I guess if they are gay and lesbian or hippies or ows its ok, but not soldiers.

I am getting really sick of these bs scandals that the msm, mostly fox news are putting out. Fuck this.

Sorry, was that politically incorrect?

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 25, 2012 10:45 PM (fHyXI)

260 Posted by: lou's a girl at June 26, 2012 02:45 AM (fHyXI) I know what you mean, I'm sick of hearing about other people having sex. ... What?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 25, 2012 10:46 PM (bxiXv)

261 What is this "sex" that you speak of?

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 10:46 PM (4ixH5)

262 265 What is this "sex" that you speak of? Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2012 02:46 AM (4ixH5) People sure do talk about it a lot, whatever it is.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 25, 2012 10:49 PM (bxiXv)

263 Or President Clinton, who had sex with a  intern. oops, forgot it was just a blowjob.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 25, 2012 10:49 PM (fHyXI)

264 267 Or President Clinton, who had sex with a intern. oops, forgot it was just a blowjob. Posted by: lou's a girl at June 26, 2012 02:49 AM (fHyXI) I was more concerned with Lying to Congress, Perjury, Suborning Perjury, and selling secrets to the Chinese. But what the fuck do I know about politics?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 25, 2012 10:52 PM (bxiXv)

265 People sure do talk about it a lot, whatever it is.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 26, 2012 02:49 AM (bxiXv)


If I google it, will I find useful diagrams and pictures?

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 10:53 PM (4ixH5)

266 268 267 Or President Clinton, who had sex with a intern. oops, forgot it was just a blowjob.
Posted by: lou's a girl at June 26, 2012 02:49 AM (fHyXI)

I was more concerned with Lying to Congress, Perjury, Suborning Perjury, and selling secrets to the Chinese.

But what the fuck do I know about politics?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 26, 2012 02:52 AM (bxiXv)

 

I so agree, he was a lying fuck. My point was stay out of our bedrooms only seems to reach the dems.

 

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 25, 2012 10:53 PM (fHyXI)

267 I antipate an ONT with more ... vigor on Thursday after the SCOTUS o'care ruling AND the full house F n F contempt vote.  Dare I hope there might even be morons active on the hooya group at 11PM?

Posted by: zeera at June 25, 2012 10:54 PM (XtxRN)

268 If I google it, will I find useful diagrams and pictures? Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2012 02:53 AM (4ixH5) Only one way to find out!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 25, 2012 10:55 PM (bxiXv)

269 I always get myself in trouble on the ont, but I cant quit you!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 25, 2012 10:56 PM (fHyXI)

270 Only one way to find out!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 26, 2012 02:55 AM (bxiXv)


Oooohhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 10:58 PM (4ixH5)

271 WHEEEEEEE

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 25, 2012 11:01 PM (fHyXI)

272 At this point, I would just like to thank Microsoft for changing every damn thing without thinking about it. Junction points. Symbolic links that you can't actually *navigate*. Yay.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 25, 2012 11:01 PM (bxiXv)

273 273 >> ....but I cant quit you!
 
Led Zeppelin addressed this topic lou
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcbTv_zNtvs

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 25, 2012 11:01 PM (ccXZP)

274 277 273 >> ....but I cant quit you!

Led Zeppelin addressed this topic lou

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcbTv_zNtvs

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2012 03:01 AM (ccXZP)

Its true!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 25, 2012 11:05 PM (fHyXI)

275 http://tinyurl.com/8xcmj8p Yo, Squid! Got somethin' from Gushie for ya!

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 11:09 PM (4ixH5)

276 Night all.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 25, 2012 11:19 PM (fHyXI)

277 Good night, Lou!

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 11:19 PM (4ixH5)

278 Copying 250,000 files...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 25, 2012 11:20 PM (bxiXv)

279 Where is Adriane?

I have to tell her to avoid some Behr weather proofing wood stain.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 11:21 PM (4ixH5)

280 Copying 250,000 files...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 26, 2012 03:20 AM (bxiXv)


Steamy porn?


No, wait, the Steam games.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 11:23 PM (4ixH5)

281 I imaged over to a bigger SSD this morning. Went alot better than I thought it would

Posted by: Zakn at June 25, 2012 11:37 PM (7F9i5)

282 No, wait, the Steam games. Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2012 03:23 AM (4ixH5) Yeah, unfortunately.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 25, 2012 11:41 PM (bxiXv)

283 I wish to have a nerd moment.

An acquaintance of mine dropped this on Facebook and, well, being a huge nerd I feel I should spread this around and applaud it.

------------

Dear Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles "wannabe" fanboys who are happy that the TMNT movie was delayed,

1. Michael Bay was NEVER going to direct the film. That was Jonathan Liebesman, known for directing Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, Battle: Los Angeles, and Wrath of the Titans.
2. The Turtles themselves were NEVER going to BE aliens. The IMDb synopsis states: "Aliens invade Earth and inadvertently spawn a quartet of mutated reptile warriors, the Ninja Turtles, who rise up against them to defend the world." As in, the aliens CREATE the MUTATED Turtles.
3. In the comics (the original source material) the ALIEN Utroms DID inadvertently create the Turtles. There was also a storyline in which the Turtles fought off alien invaders. That DID happen. In the comics and 2003 cartoon.
4. Asking why the studios don't "stick to the original material" and referring to the 1987 cartoons is ignorant. Don't pretend to be a "hardcore nerd" fan if all you did was watch the cartoon like millions of others as a child.
5. It had a big budget. Now it doesn't. Thanks for that.
6. Fuck you.

That is all.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2012 11:52 PM (4ixH5)

284 Robert, I think you have a potential recruit for Zakn's Eve corp right there

Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2012 12:00 AM (WkuV6)

285 270 268 267 Or President Clinton, who had sex with a intern. oops, forgot it was just a blowjob. Posted by: lou's a girl at June 26, 2012 02:49 AM (fHyXI) I was more concerned with Lying to Congress, Perjury, Suborning Perjury, and selling secrets to the Chinese. But what the fuck do I know about politics? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 26, 2012 02:52 AM (bxiXv) I so agree, he was a lying fuck. My point was stay out of our bedrooms only seems to reach the dems. Posted by: lou's a girl I thought the laws regarding workplace sexual exploitation between managers and employees were a feminist issue. Quite sure my cohort didn't push those laws.

Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2012 12:02 AM (WkuV6)

286 I think you have a potential recruit for Zakn's Eve corp right there Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2012 04:00 AM (WkuV6) Yeah? It has a TMNT theme?

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2012 12:04 AM (4ixH5)

287 I don't have an eve corp

Posted by: Zakn at June 26, 2012 12:09 AM (KJXYt)

288 It's cool, niether do I. Nor do I have $5 million dollars in illicit drug money being laundered through phony shell corporations and funneled into Swiss bank accounts under an assumed name. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a fucking liar!

Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2012 12:15 AM (4ixH5)

289 Late to the dance as usual. . . hey, there are a great many worthwhile films available in that free movie list, especially if you like old movies. A lot of Hitchcock there, some very good: The Man Who Knew Too Much (the first one), The Lodger (silent), Young And Innocent. Plenty of good John Wayne, too; aside from the early Bs, there is his first self-production, Angel And The Badman, which is one of his best movies, featuring a very pretty Gail Russell.

If your taste runs to more modern films, there's the excellent Charade, starring Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn, featuring James Coburn and Walter Matthau.

Oh, and one of our favorite films, The Kennel Murder Case, a pre-Thin Man detective outing for William Powell, directed by the great Michael Curtiz.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 26, 2012 01:02 AM (IlZPo)

290 Killed the thread again.
Why do I bother posting?
Oh, well. Burma-Shave.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 26, 2012 01:17 AM (IlZPo)

291 And good morning, Vic!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 26, 2012 01:18 AM (IlZPo)

292 Heh, -the lawyer's name is carrion

Posted by: Jackie Childs at June 26, 2012 03:24 AM (TK/Kt)

293 @84,177,178,181 SPQR

Posted by: Little Boots at June 26, 2012 04:10 AM (TK/Kt)

294

"Yeah, about those "public domain" movies. Don't get used to them.
Some studio or group will claim copyright."

Yep -- it already happened to the Monty Python -- the first one I tried to watch.

Posted by: JPS at June 26, 2012 07:03 AM (F6LCM)

295

The first one I picked was blocked.......way to go morons

Posted by: john at June 26, 2012 05:52 PM (sl9ms)

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