June 27, 2012
— Maetenloch
Dearborn MI: Still De Facto Sharia-compliant
Sure you still have freedom of religion and speech in Dearborn but just don't try and actually use them there.
Now I'm no a fan of public evangelizing - especially involving a megaphone - but it is Constitutionally-protected speech. But don't go looking for the Dearborn police department to protect your First Amendment rights - to the contrary they will roust and arrest you if your free speech upsets the Muslim locals.
The exact same thing happened two years ago in Dearborn and it cost the city $100,000 in damages but I guess they learn slow.
Meanwhile on the positive side for the morons scientists have now proven that two glasses of wine a day 'makes your life better'
Drinking a couple of glasses of wine each day improves your quality of life, researchers say.They found that those who drink in moderation had better scores in an index that measures factors including dexterity, emotion, mobility and the ability to understand than those who abstained completely.
U.S. researchers from the Boston University School of Medicine studied 5,404 people at the age of 50, and continued to observe them over a follow-up period.
...They found that these regular moderate drinkers - those who consumed no more than 14 drinks a week and no more than three a day for women and four a day for men - scored highest in each section of the Health Utilities Index.
And from Stuff Benjamin Franklin Actually Said Part IV, 3rd edition:
The Miracle of Anodized Aluminum
You never think about it but the colored anodized aluminum case of say an iPod is a pretty amazing application of chemistry.
The Most Surprising Thing About the US To Foreigners
Well I remember friends from Ireland being amazed at the large sizes of mayonnaise and mustard jars and how cheap gas was. But often the biggest surprise is that the US isn't really the country depicted in movies and TV.
Many Indians are very surprised to find out that there are large numbers of Americans who actually love their parents and siblings and wives and children and have normal, healthy relationships with them. Our media has them convinced that all Americans are very self-centered people who throw their kids out of their homes after high school, don't care for their parents, and divorce their spouses. And, I swear, it is literally true that many Indians do not believe that this is not true until they have been to the US and seen examples of good healthy family relationships themselves. I have had heated arguments with people who've never been to the US, but can give lectures on how screwed up family values in the US are.
Business Lessons From a Mexican Drug Cartel
There are bold drug lords and there are old drug lords - and El Chapo, the head of the Sinaloa cartel, is now 55 years old and the CEO of what may be the largest commercial operation on Earth.
"Chapo always talks about the drug business, wherever he is," one erstwhile confidant told a jury several years ago, describing a driven, even obsessive entrepreneur with a proclivity for micromanagement. From the remote mountain redoubt where he is believed to be hiding, surrounded at all times by a battery of gunmen, Chapo oversees a logistical network that is as sophisticated, in some ways, as that of Amazon or U.P.S. -- doubly sophisticated, when you think about it, because traffickers must move both their product and their profits in secret, and constantly maneuver to avoid death or arrest. As a mirror image of a legal commodities business, the Sinaloa cartel brings to mind that old line about Ginger Rogers doing all the same moves as Fred Astaire, only backward and in heels. In its longevity, profitability and scope, it might be the most successful criminal enterprise in history.
The Five Best Plane Crashes In Cinema
If you're flying anytime soon, you don't want to watch these videos.
The crash scene in Castaway is good but I think the scariest of all is the plane crash into the Andes in the movie, Alive. Mostly because the movie version is pretty much exactly what happened in real life and was just the beginning of their ordeal.
When you absolutely positively need a jolt of caffeine, you're still better off with a cup of joe.
Finally: The John Deere Robo-Mower
Forget flying cars - this is what I've been waiting for:
The TANGO E5 will not only mow your lawn without you having to move off your garden lounge, but it will do so at times when you'd rather be indoors. This is because the unit boasts all weather capability which allows it scythe its way through your overgrown greenery no matter how persistent the precipitation....The E5 is able to stay away from sensitive areas within its mowing boundary by letting you program in garden beds or other features that you'd rather be left untouched.
The mower is also designed to be truly a "set and forget" device, as it will sense that its battery is running low and return to a charging station to rejuvenate. Once the E5 has fully recharged (which takes around 90 minutes) it will automatically return to the task at hand and resume your mowing schedule.
The E5 can also be pre-programmed to mow on a regular basis, whether you are around or not.
Report: Madonna Has a Special DNA Cleanup Crew
Because the last thing you want as a celebrity are unauthorized Chinese clones of you running around and undercutting your business.
MADONNA reportedly has a "sterilisation team" tasked with wiping away traces of the Material Girl so fans can't steal her DNA.The music legend apparently orders workers to complete an extreme clean of all her dressing rooms on tour so that any hair, skin or saliva belonging to the 53-year-old cannot be captured.
Concert promoter Alvaro Ramos, who is overseeing the ÂÂPortuguese leg of Madonna's MDNA tour, told Britain's Daily Mirror: "We have to take extreme care, like I have never seen for any other artist.
"We cannot even look at the dressing room after it is ready, or even open the door."
He added: "We can only enter after her sterilisation team has left the room. There will not be any of Madonna's DNA, any hair or anything. They will clean up ÂÂeverything. In the end, it is all to protect her and make her feel comfortable."
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And from Stuff Benjamin Franklin Actually Said Part IV
Well what do you know. All the times that alexthechick talks about having proof that God loves her and wants her to be happy was true.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2012 06:07 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2012 06:10 PM (Xb3hu)
Posted by: JDTAY at June 27, 2012 06:10 PM (a0nis)
Not when it's 90° .
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 27, 2012 06:12 PM (famk3)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 27, 2012 06:12 PM (caAEA)
Honour killings, too. I'm a big fan of honour killings. Love 'em. Bring on the honour killings.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 27, 2012 06:12 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Mjölnir the banhammer at June 27, 2012 06:12 PM (Jls4P)
I could say that in my previous posts on the topic I was making the exact opposite point, but ... nah. There's no point in arguing.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 27, 2012 06:13 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 27, 2012 06:14 PM (caAEA)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 27, 2012 06:14 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: Mjölnir the banhammer at June 27, 2012 06:14 PM (Jls4P)
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2012 06:14 PM (Xb3hu)
Between the SCOTUS decision, the Holder contempt vote drama, and the fires here in CO (got a new one today on the Western Range) I had to take a break & see what Drudge had going on. This is a good one -
A 72 year old man pulled a gun on his neighbor because the neighbor farted in front of his doorway. Anyhoo, the comments after the article are hilarious. My favorite: "He could use the Johnny Cochrane defense - If it smells like shit - you must acquit!"
Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2012 06:14 PM (Ojgzr)
Posted by: JDTAY at June 27, 2012 06:14 PM (a0nis)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 27, 2012 06:15 PM (caAEA)
Posted by: Sean at June 27, 2012 06:15 PM (E0rp6)
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2012 06:16 PM (Xb3hu)
My bet is that she still does... this is just more Madonna/Gaga PR war crap. Both are skanks...
Posted by: Mjölnir the banhammer at June 27, 2012 06:16 PM (Jls4P)
Posted by: eman at June 27, 2012 06:17 PM (ejmiE)
Cheri, BTH and all other Colorado morons - hope you're "out of the line of fire". Sorry for that. Seriously, they're all around the front range, huh?
Posted by: L Rob in OK at June 27, 2012 06:17 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 27, 2012 06:17 PM (QTHTd)
The Most Surprising Thing About the US To Foreigners
Didn't you post one of these before? It had a much longer section of things people from other countries were surprised about. It included the prescription drug commercials on tv, the views on customer service at restaurants, and my personal favorite the height of the gap on restroom stall doors. That was one a british friend of mine noticed when she got to visit the US and made her uncomfortable.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2012 06:17 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 27, 2012 06:18 PM (QTHTd)
"Dick Cheney survived that South American flight that crash-landed in the Andes, where the survivors had to resort to cannibalism to live.
Although Dick Cheney was praised by the other survivors for his courage, he was also strongly criticized, as he had eaten "all the tasty-looking passengers" during the plane's pre-flight checklist."
What's to keep someone from stealing your robo-mower?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2012 06:18 PM (hftE2)
Posted by: CDR M at June 27, 2012 06:18 PM (EFzYw)
Posted by: Mjölnir the banhammer at June 27, 2012 06:18 PM (Jls4P)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 27, 2012 06:19 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: nickless at June 27, 2012 06:19 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 27, 2012 06:19 PM (QTHTd)
Funnily, that's very very nearly how the Annals of alextopia will begin. I mean change it to she and battery of gunmen and Mothra babes and it's dead on.
All the times that alexthechick talks about having proof that God loves her and wants her to be happy was true.
http://bit.ly/lRTVGu - Kate Upton gifs. Case closed. (Um those are Kate Upton gifs so you know pretty borderline NSFW)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 27, 2012 06:19 PM (Gk3SS)
Hunh. And here I thought it was her tongue. *ba da boom* Thank you, you've been a lovely audience. I'll be here all week.
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at June 27, 2012 06:19 PM (qoD21)
29 - Thanks. The front range is an inferno for the most part & I really feel awful for the 32,000 plus that have had to evacuate.
To add salt to the wounds, the SCOAMF is coming here on Friday. Haven't these people suffered enough!
Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2012 06:19 PM (Ojgzr)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2012 10:18 PM (hftE2)
The robo-kraken.
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 27, 2012 06:20 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: eman at June 27, 2012 06:20 PM (ejmiE)
Warren Beaty, Dennis Rodman, and every other man Madonna has touched was last seen running for the hills.
Posted by: no good deed at June 27, 2012 06:21 PM (0lYad)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at June 27, 2012 06:22 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: JDTAY at June 27, 2012 06:22 PM (a0nis)
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2012 06:22 PM (Xb3hu)
Posted by: eman at June 27, 2012 06:22 PM (ejmiE)
Posted by: Sean at June 27, 2012 06:23 PM (E0rp6)
Posted by: Mjölnir the banhammer at June 27, 2012 06:23 PM (Jls4P)
Posted by: Ben at June 27, 2012 06:24 PM (VPxJg)
Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2012 06:24 PM (Ojgzr)
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 27, 2012 06:24 PM (1k4dd)
Posted by: nickless at June 27, 2012 06:24 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at June 27, 2012 06:24 PM (mxnUd)
Posted by: JDTAY at June 27, 2012 06:26 PM (a0nis)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 27, 2012 06:26 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: GMan at June 27, 2012 06:26 PM (UkbKS)
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 27, 2012 06:26 PM (SI8HJ)
"the british and french forces sung battle songs as they emerged from the trenches, singing until the battle had ended."
"the americans sang nothing in battle, they were deathly silent and destroyed EVERYTHING"
....yeah, i loves my military.
Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at June 27, 2012 06:28 PM (LzwaA)
Posted by: eman at June 27, 2012 06:28 PM (ejmiE)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at June 27, 2012 10:24 PM (mxnUd)
You might have better luck trying to get Seth Green from Robot Chicken to do it.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2012 06:29 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 27, 2012 06:29 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2012 06:30 PM (Xb3hu)
I just got back to Ohio from Maine. We had a critical flap failure just before descent, so had to come in low and fast and were met by the crash crews. Fun times. Ultimately one of the more normal emergency situations to happen to airplanes, but still a bit thrilling.
Also, the M-47...Guys I know who've used it say it's fun when it works, but it's pretty jamhappy. Like every 5-7 rounds on auto jamhappy. Still better than a blooper though.
Posted by: Ranba Ral at June 27, 2012 06:30 PM (G99e4)
Posted by: eman at June 27, 2012 06:30 PM (ejmiE)
These are the questions upon which depend the future of the republic, dammit.
Posted by: tcn at June 27, 2012 06:30 PM (eFcVx)
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at June 27, 2012 06:30 PM (fF0vT)
Because nobody knows about wiping away DNA like Madonna
Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2012 06:31 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Vegan Meatball at June 27, 2012 06:31 PM (mxnUd)
Posted by: The Jackhole at June 27, 2012 06:33 PM (DU15A)
Posted by: On the EOD range at June 27, 2012 06:33 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: The Jackhole at June 27, 2012 10:33 PM (DU15A)
It is smart enough to escape and use its internal GPS to find its way back to your house!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2012 06:34 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: Hal Burton at June 27, 2012 06:35 PM (iYvMQ)
--- german archives are a treasure trove of information. they were VERY detailed in their writings. especially ludendorff after he returned from the russian front. his diaries are amazing.
"the americans killed animals, entire rifle platoons, even trees."
....and somewhere in there im sure he wrote "they liked turtles."
again...i love my military.
Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at June 27, 2012 06:35 PM (LzwaA)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 06:36 PM (JKNDp)
Remember how they used to say that when you have sex with someone, you're also having sex with everyone that person's had sex with, and everyone those people have had sex with, etc.?
Well, that first cocktail waitress who came forward and said, "That was me! I rode the Tiger!" had also had sex with A-Rod, who'd had sex with... Madonna.
I used to explain this to people and watch them gape in terror and revulsion as the realization hit them.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2012 06:36 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: tcn at June 27, 2012 06:37 PM (eFcVx)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 27, 2012 06:37 PM (caAEA)
how many of those mowers will be stolen ?
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Probably not many, since not many will exist. $3500(?) for a mower that no doubt will annoyingly miss spots is a suck deal.
Posted by: Hal Burton at June 27, 2012 06:38 PM (iYvMQ)
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 27, 2012 06:38 PM (Qe7jo)
Hmm, wonder if that would work today...
Posted by: Bomber at June 27, 2012 06:38 PM (Nev4X)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2012 10:36 PM (3yCFy)
That, right there, should scare every woman away from sex, ever. As Whoopi Goldberg said in Jumping Jack Flash (and in her case, it's probably true), "I've got shit that 'll make your dick fall off."
Posted by: tcn at June 27, 2012 06:38 PM (eFcVx)
Posted by: Y-not at June 27, 2012 06:40 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: red speck at June 27, 2012 06:40 PM (9Xu0X)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 06:41 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 06:41 PM (RQjPS)
Okay, how much *is* that John-Deere robomower? I'm thinking that counts as an investment.
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$3117.4000 according to google conversion from british pounds
Posted by: Hal Burton at June 27, 2012 06:41 PM (iYvMQ)
Iced coffee != 'cup of joe'
Bsides outside of Starbucks where have you seen iced coffee in the States?
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 27, 2012 06:42 PM (famk3)
don't ask me how i know this. unless you're wearing an asbestos suit with it's own oxygen supply.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 06:43 PM (CP+yl)
99% of the stuff didn't belong there.
Posted by: On the EOD range at June 27, 2012 06:43 PM (7+pP9)
You did have some sort of chance of survival if the plane didn't explode and the Luftwaffe was the first on the ground to find you and not the civilians in the city below your bomber group just turned to rubble
Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2012 06:43 PM (Y+DPZ)
****
McDonalds and Dunkin Donuts
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 06:44 PM (piMMO)
$3117.4000
So, at $75 a pop, I can get Phllipe and his all-green-card team to mow the whole acre how many times?
Posted by: L Rob in OK at June 27, 2012 06:44 PM (7yvLv)
--- this is actually CORRECT.
as a budding historian myself i LOVE reading old-soldier accounts of the great wars.
"they have statues of little boys taking a piss, what are we doing here"
lol our soldiers are "teh awesomesauce"
Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at June 27, 2012 06:44 PM (LzwaA)
...imagine what two CASES of wine a day could do for you!!!
Posted by: antisocialist at June 27, 2012 06:45 PM (j/nZn)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 06:45 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 27, 2012 06:45 PM (IlZPo)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 27, 2012 06:45 PM (+iR5Y)
B-b-but these a-are moderate Muslims! They just want what we all want- the life of Julia! Of course they might have a different meaning. Allah Ackbar or whatever.
Posted by: Sean at June 27, 2012 06:46 PM (E0rp6)
Posted by: Hal Burton at June 27, 2012 06:46 PM (iYvMQ)
Posted by: runninrebel at June 27, 2012 10:42 PM
I'm being totally reasonable
I bid you adieu
Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at June 27, 2012 06:46 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 06:46 PM (RQjPS)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 27, 2012 06:46 PM (2jQGY)
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at June 27, 2012 06:46 PM (a4CUi)
Posted by: On the EOD range
And so you blew the stuff up, right? Right.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at June 27, 2012 06:46 PM (7yvLv)
Mitt needs to be driving this home... on the net, TV, Radio... every damn way you can send it out to the people... push this message all the way up to Election Day.
Posted by: Mjölnir the banhammer at June 27, 2012 06:47 PM (Jls4P)
Madonna is a truck-stop toilet seat with a glory-hole but in the stall door.
Posted by: Sean at June 27, 2012 06:47 PM (E0rp6)
Posted by: Zharkov at June 27, 2012 06:47 PM (EuoDk)
*****
OOOH! BK Mocha Joe is delicious!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 06:48 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2012 10:36 PM (3yCFy)
Suddenly, attempted golf club to the cranium makes a *whole* lot more sense.
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 27, 2012 06:48 PM (Qe7jo)
124 99% of the stuff didn't belong there.
Posted by: On the EOD range
And so you blew the stuff up, right? Right.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at June 27, 2012 10:46 PM (7yvLv)
Just the C-4.
Posted by: On the EOD range at June 27, 2012 06:49 PM (7+pP9)
alot of guys saying "dang" when seeing an explosion, and not sipping mint teas hahaha
Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at June 27, 2012 06:49 PM (LzwaA)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 27, 2012 06:49 PM (+iR5Y)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 27, 2012 06:49 PM (tggDG)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 27, 2012 06:50 PM (XYqoq)
Posted by: SMOD the Merciful at June 27, 2012 06:50 PM (KM2HD)
Posted by: Hal Burton at June 27, 2012 10:41 PM (iYvMQ)
Hmpf. Well, I guess for that sort of cash Son and I will continue to muddle along. I hate that our lawn's the worst in the neighborhood though.
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 27, 2012 06:51 PM (Qe7jo)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 06:51 PM (RQjPS)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 06:52 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 27, 2012 06:53 PM (XYqoq)
Dearborn: the next Crusade.
B-b-but these a-are moderate Muslims! They just want what we all want- the life of Julia! Of course they might have a different meaning. Allah Ackbar or whatever.
Ask "Julia"(AKA - little Fatima) how she like walking around with a black burlap bag covering her body in 110 degree heat? Getting permission to go anywhere from a male? No driver's license?
Dearborn - "Where there is no better joy, than the fat bottomed boy"
Posted by: Mjölnir the banhammer at June 27, 2012 06:53 PM (Jls4P)
Also: Indians criticizing Americans for being too religious? Indians?
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 27, 2012 06:53 PM (tggDG)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 10:52 PM (CP+yl)
And Jerry Springer.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2012 06:53 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2012 06:53 PM (nrW1y)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at June 27, 2012 10:44 PM (7yvLv)
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Its rated for roughly 12,000 square feet max and even then I doubt it does it in one charge. So you'd need about 4 of them for an acre.
I do have an electric mower, and they are nice for small lawns. Instant on, self propelled, no gasoling to mess with, and real quiet.
Posted by: Hal Burton at June 27, 2012 06:53 PM (iYvMQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 27, 2012 10:42 PM (famk3)
I make it all the time, although in my case it's usually not much above room temperature.
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 27, 2012 06:54 PM (Qe7jo)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2012 06:54 PM (nrW1y)
No, you'r getting it backwards. Political Islam was invented centuries before the political ideas of communism or facism were formalized (although there were practical examples in certain autocratic governments before that time).
Islam has always been religious facism. Before there was Mussolini and Hitler dreaming up ways to scourge the unbelievers and impure from their body politic, Islam had been doing it for centuries.
It is hermetically sealed from reform. The presence of large communities of Islamic believers in the United States is the equivalent of pockets of pre-cancerous lesions found in your body. Pretty soon, it will metastacise and kill you.
But that is a pretty un-PC thing to say. And as the years after Sept 2001 lengthen and people begin to forget again, the cancer will be just under the surface.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at June 27, 2012 06:54 PM (sJTmU)
---they still did the hat-tip back then, even to captured enemy. its one of the reasons our armies were respected. and yes this is a true fact.
theres a reason we were left baked goods on window sills and cases of beer. we bring standards with us you little euro-shits.
although if you go to a marine brigade training facility youll laugh at what they chant about, itsd all about showing dignity, and well....fucking women when you can.
hey, it helps... lol
Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at June 27, 2012 06:54 PM (LzwaA)
It will eventually access the Google artificial intelligence networks that can identify YouTube cats, and it will go after them. Remorselessly.
Posted by: Cicero at June 27, 2012 06:54 PM (6j180)
Posted by: seamrog at June 27, 2012 06:55 PM (4xJzI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 27, 2012 06:55 PM (+iR5Y)
*****
It goes down easier if you blend it with Arizona watermelon tea and some skittles
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 06:56 PM (piMMO)
I mostly look forward to laughing at all the assholes on libtard sites.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 27, 2012 06:56 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 10:52 PM
Do foreigners know that when we say "that's something out of a Hollywood movie" it's not a compliment, meaning it's basically bullshit?
Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2012 06:56 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Rev. Al "race bait' Sharpton at June 27, 2012 06:57 PM (Jls4P)
I bet 1k she has a full time person on staff that is there specifically to clean her snatch. I bet she's steam cleaned.
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She uses a steam powered urinal.
Posted by: Hal Burton at June 27, 2012 06:58 PM (iYvMQ)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 27, 2012 06:58 PM (GE1+K)
@IMAO_
"Did you house burn down in Colorado? Instead of rebuilding, consider sending your insurance money to the Obama campaign."
Retweeted by KBDaBear
Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2012 06:59 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 06:59 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 27, 2012 06:59 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Deety at June 27, 2012 07:00 PM (rH+V2)
Posted by: Benny Hill at June 27, 2012 07:00 PM (iYvMQ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2012 07:00 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 27, 2012 07:01 PM (10cqe)
Good evening, good people. One more sweet day here. Fella could get spoiled with this.
Read somewhere that the bus lady has 720k to date. I bet she retires and enjoys a good life with her proceeds.
And if she does, I want to apply for her job as monitor.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 27, 2012 07:01 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 27, 2012 07:01 PM (XYqoq)
Posted by: Alien Scientists at June 27, 2012 07:02 PM (ejmiE)
i laughed, and still laugh.
Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at June 27, 2012 07:02 PM (LzwaA)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 27, 2012 07:02 PM (10cqe)
That was Homer Simpson.
Posted by: Cicero at June 27, 2012 07:03 PM (6j180)
Zach Braff: I believe that the right to healthcare shouldn't be a privilege. Society should look out for the "huddled masses yearning to breathe free."
Treacher: I believe that you played a doctor on the teevee.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 07:03 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 27, 2012 07:04 PM (+iR5Y)
Good evening, good people. One more sweet day here. Fella could get spoiled with this.
Read somewhere that the bus lady has 720k to date. I bet she retires and enjoys a good life with her proceeds.
And if she does, I want to apply for her job as monitor.
With due respect to her, does she really deserve 720k for being harassed? Isn't this going to lead to people faking it to get money from good Samaritans? Is sitting in a bus while little shits berate worthy of 3 quarters of a million dollars because I would gladly go through that if it is.
Posted by: Sean at June 27, 2012 07:04 PM (E0rp6)
Be sure to trash the place. I'll be back around 0600 hours and I expect the place to smell like a frat party held in a pigsty.
Posted by: Lower Crust Man at June 27, 2012 07:04 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 27, 2012 07:04 PM (10cqe)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 27, 2012 07:04 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 27, 2012 11:01 PM (XYqoq)
There isn't enough brain bleach in the universe to erase that thought from my mind...
Posted by: Mjölnir the banhammer at June 27, 2012 07:06 PM (Jls4P)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 27, 2012 07:06 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 27, 2012 07:06 PM (tggDG)
Posted by: antisocialist at June 27, 2012 07:06 PM (j/nZn)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 27, 2012 07:07 PM (10cqe)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 07:07 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2012 07:08 PM (nrW1y)
Japanese movie version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wckZcVFLU24
Why can't we have nice hand animated stuff like this anymore? Some scenes were literally so detailed in the movie that you could read the serial numbers on the missiles if you got a high def enough rip of it.
Posted by: Ranba Ral at June 27, 2012 07:08 PM (G99e4)
Madonna, get over yourself.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 27, 2012 07:08 PM (bMLFV)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 27, 2012 07:08 PM (10cqe)
While tunnin can cause paranoid-schizophrenia, Benadryl takes paranoid-schizophrenia and tosses the equivalent to a front row seat to Madeline Albright's cootch.
****
I would love to see that in an anti-drug campaign.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 07:08 PM (piMMO)
Bet she doesn't take all of what she clears. Got a hunch there will be a donation to some charity, cause, or something.
And yes, there probly will be a copycat down the line. I have that much faith in human nature.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 27, 2012 07:09 PM (SAMxH)
I mostly look forward to laughing at all the assholes on libtard sites.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 27, 2012 10:56 PM (UTq/I)
A whoosh of relief if Obamacare goes down. Splooging if it takes Wickard with it.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2012 07:09 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 27, 2012 07:09 PM (10cqe)
Posted by: Sean at June 27, 2012 07:09 PM (E0rp6)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 27, 2012 11:01 PM (XYqoq)
There isn't enough brain bleach in the universe to erase that thought from my mind...
Posted by: Mjölnir the banhammer
Maybe we can help?
Posted by: helen thomas's droopy boobs at June 27, 2012 07:10 PM (nrW1y)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 07:10 PM (RQjPS)
---- LOL best post in a year.
Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at June 27, 2012 07:10 PM (LzwaA)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 07:10 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Hal Burton at June 27, 2012 07:11 PM (iYvMQ)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 27, 2012 07:11 PM (10cqe)
When you absolutely positively need a jolt of caffeine, you're still better off with a cup of joe.
Not when it's 90° .
Never too hot for coffee.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 27, 2012 07:11 PM (bMLFV)
****
I just tweeted that, with credit to you, of course.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 07:12 PM (piMMO)
I already have some of her DNA and I'm combining it with vegetable DNA to produce really old, shriveled melons.
Posted by: Cicero at June 27, 2012 07:12 PM (6j180)
That would be the rational Obama response to the Supreme Court, if the "law" is canned.
Posted by: Tonawanda at June 27, 2012 07:12 PM (iuHbc)
Posted by: 66chevelle at June 27, 2012 07:12 PM (QjSgY)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 27, 2012 07:13 PM (caAEA)
Benadryl? That antihistamine that makes me fall asleep? That's a drug of abuse now? What's next, rubbing poison oak on your John Thomas?
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2012 07:13 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2012 07:13 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 27, 2012 07:13 PM (GE1+K)
****
I LOVE that movie!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 07:14 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 07:15 PM (piMMO)
I live in an area with a large Indian population. I had to explain to someone I worked with what Halloween was. They were worried that they had to hand out candy for the whole month.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 27, 2012 07:17 PM (ZhEoC)
Posted by: eman at June 27, 2012 07:17 PM (ejmiE)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 07:17 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 07:18 PM (RQjPS)
Probably not. Maybe that one's got the same reasoning as the Euro project. Everyone's terrified that the Germans will turn into Nazis again, so there's this desire to emasculate them, corral them, suppress their national identity, anything. It seems pretty silly, but the Europeans do seem to get into trouble from time to time. And one night I was staying in a little room above a bar in Germany, and heard the sounds of vigorous German singing at 2:00 AM, and got just a bit of a chill....
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2012 07:19 PM (2IW5Q)
of Americans who actually love their parents and siblings and wives and
children and have normal, healthy relationships with them."
---the feather kind? oh christ...theyre the reddest of rednecks...
the white man-indian wars of long ago hath bred the most notorious of redneck...ive been to thanksgiving 'parties; with em...its hella-FUN but dangerous....
Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at June 27, 2012 07:19 PM (LzwaA)
But you're still going to tell them that they have to buy gifts for all of their American friends for Thanksgiving, right?
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2012 07:19 PM (nrW1y)
Posted by: Deety at June 27, 2012 07:20 PM (rH+V2)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 07:20 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2012 07:21 PM (GULKT)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 27, 2012 07:21 PM (SAMxH)
Is this in any way coming out of your rice bowl?
No. It's not.
I also don't want to fucking hear about professional athletes vs. teacher's salaries.
Find me a 3rd grade teacher actually worth a million dollar salary and I'll go buy a hat just so I can shit in it.
All I know, she's given me an idea for a scam.
Posted by: Sean at June 27, 2012 07:22 PM (E0rp6)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 07:23 PM (JKNDp)
what, there's going to be square dancing or something?
A polka is going to break out?
Or a shuffle board game?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 07:23 PM (CP+yl)
Pretty sure that says more about you than about her.
Posted by: Bomber at June 27, 2012 07:24 PM (Nev4X)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 07:24 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 07:24 PM (RQjPS)
Way ahead of you. We call it "Bullying Target Cash Alpha YouTube." I've got my best man on it, Smokin' Joe Biden.
Posted by: Campaigner-in-Chief Obama at June 27, 2012 07:25 PM (2IW5Q)
Only if she waits till we're done playing around over there.
Posted by: Bomber at June 27, 2012 07:25 PM (Nev4X)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2012 07:26 PM (3yCFy)
I'd say they're about 1000% better than any mooslim paki. NU?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 07:27 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 07:27 PM (RQjPS)
Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at June 27, 2012 07:28 PM (0XbWx)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 27, 2012 07:28 PM (tggDG)
I certainly agree with that Bomber.
.
Bechel has been pissing and moaning about Issa being a crook and theif of some kind. Can I assume he got in a bit of trouble as a youth and has moved on?
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 07:28 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Sean at June 27, 2012 07:30 PM (E0rp6)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 07:30 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 07:31 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 27, 2012 07:32 PM (GE1+K)
I think Pablo Escobar and Amado Fuentes were worth 25 billion each. That's a huge operation. Private business, even if illegal, will outsmart government every time.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 27, 2012 07:32 PM (ZhEoC)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 27, 2012 07:33 PM (tggDG)
"This is Barbara. She cleans my pussy" -- Madonna
Speaking of the other "Barbra," Jonah Goldberg's new book has a section about the proclivities of Babs Streisand. She doesn't have her DNA scrubbed, but she does demand "peach-tinted toilet tissue to match her skin tone" and MUST have a certain number of rose petals floating in the toidy. Also, her employees aren't allowed to look her in the eye."
Posted by: RushBabe at June 27, 2012 07:33 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: you're avg. Paki at June 27, 2012 07:33 PM (RQjPS)
I think Pablo Escobar and Amado Fuentes were worth 25 billion each. That's a huge operation. Private business, even if illegal, will outsmart government every time.
I'm sure they were both against legalizing drugs.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 07:34 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 07:34 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 07:34 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2012 07:34 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2012 07:35 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 07:35 PM (JKNDp)
"Drinking a couple of glasses of wine each day improves your quality of life, researchers say."
Does this apply to Mad Dog 20 20?
Posted by: Reggie1971 at June 27, 2012 07:36 PM (yTUwf)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 07:37 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: lowandslow at June 27, 2012 07:37 PM (GZitp)
Posted by: RushBabe at June 27, 2012 07:37 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 07:38 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 27, 2012 07:39 PM (GE1+K)
If you watch Tron backwards, it's about a guy who gets pulled into a computer but is transported back into the real world in the end.
Oh wait.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at June 27, 2012 07:39 PM (yTUwf)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 07:39 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2012 07:41 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 11:34 PM (CP+yl)
And I'm sure no one came up to replace them. You can kill the man you can't kill the market.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 27, 2012 07:41 PM (ZhEoC)
Posted by: Mtn Shadows Exile at June 27, 2012 07:41 PM (hB2ZO)
*****
If I had Madonna's money, I'd pay someone to bathe all my pets.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 07:41 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 07:41 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 07:42 PM (JKNDp)
"Preprogramming" lets it mow unattended. "Programming" it means pushing the damn thing.
Posted by: Cicero at June 27, 2012 07:43 PM (6j180)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 07:44 PM (RQjPS)
Frakkin a, right. Certainly helps that I'm in it.
Posted by: The Chick Starbuck at June 27, 2012 07:44 PM (gIcvi)
Israel.
Just don't ask the current administration about that.
Posted by: Bomber at June 27, 2012 07:44 PM (Nev4X)
****
It's for leverage. Precisely why we shouldn't be borrowing a damn dime from anyone, let alone China.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 07:45 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 07:45 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 27, 2012 07:48 PM (VNhdi)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 11:39 PM (R5yLq)
R. Kelly http://tinyurl.com/29eg3vu
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2012 07:49 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Bomber at June 27, 2012 07:49 PM (Nev4X)
Posted by: archie goodwin at June 27, 2012 07:49 PM (XbAbB)
****
Aww shit. I'd managed to completely wipe that POS from memory until you brought it up. It was so bad that my boyfriend and I actually left a drive-in to avoid watching it.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 07:49 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Levitated in m'Ass tar pit adjacent at June 27, 2012 07:50 PM (NDyhn)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 07:51 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Cisco at June 27, 2012 07:51 PM (tw6Ar)
And everybody just capitulates for fear of pissing them off. The Arab-American festivals used to be innocuous ethnic festivals, no different than the Polish-American festivals they hold (or used to hold) in downtown Detroit. Not any more, though, and the Dearborn Police might as well be the French Police in Paris for all they do to punish Muslim offenders.
Posted by: holygoat at June 27, 2012 07:51 PM (auGuV)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 07:52 PM (RQjPS)
Posted by: Mindy at June 27, 2012 07:52 PM (6RZuW)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 27, 2012 07:52 PM (kRURw)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 11:52 PM (JKNDp)
Yeah and she wants you to think of her the next time you eat a banana flip
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2012 07:53 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2012 07:53 PM (WkuV6)
SoS, That's good to hear. Who knew, at the beginning of your saga, you would come out smelling like a rose. I'm happy for you.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 07:54 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 07:54 PM (piMMO)
I want to see the outtakes from that. I heard she got kicked off the pier for falling out of her swimsuit.
But the wet t shot at the end was definitely cool.
Posted by: Bomber at June 27, 2012 07:56 PM (Nev4X)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 27, 2012 07:57 PM (fWqsc)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2012 07:57 PM (3yCFy)
Not exactly. The Iranians still fly P-3s and F-14s.
Posted by: Bomber at June 27, 2012 07:58 PM (Nev4X)
Posted by: enzo at June 27, 2012 07:58 PM (cp5J1)
***
You have a mind like a bear trap!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 07:59 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 07:59 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 11:59 PM (piMMO)
Yes I do Miss no one uses the low setting.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2012 08:00 PM (GULKT)
***
Did I mention I died in a warm bed as a comfortable old man?
Posted by: Stalin at June 27, 2012 08:01 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 08:01 PM (RQjPS)
"Not exactly. The Iranians still fly P-3s and F-14s."
Yeah but if you're ever in a dogfight with one you're more likely to get hit with parts falling off them than a round.
.
On a different note. I hit the Naval Aviation Museum in Pensacola twice when I was down there. I could have spent a week in it.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 08:01 PM (JKNDp)
***
Did I mention I died in a warm bed as a comfortable old man?
Posted by: Stalin at June 28, 2012 12:01 AM (AUeaU)
Yeah but what you deserved started right after that.
Posted by: Bomber at June 27, 2012 08:03 PM (Nev4X)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 08:04 PM (JKNDp)
That place is fucking awesome.
Except for the fact that they keep the H-46 out back on the apron. Other than that, one of my favorite places in the world.
Posted by: Bomber at June 27, 2012 08:04 PM (Nev4X)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2012 08:04 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 08:06 PM (RQjPS)
That is awesome.
Posted by: Splunge at June 27, 2012 08:06 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 08:06 PM (JKNDp)
******
I was trying to work up the energy to go into some psychobabble B.S. rant about assumptions.... gender stereotypes, etc.... but too tired to follow through.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 08:07 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 08:08 PM (JKNDp)
The actual planes or the same airframe? Either way that's awesome.
I haven't flown any of the planes there, but all three of the Navy airframes I have flown are represented there, albeit different models.
Posted by: Bomber at June 27, 2012 08:09 PM (Nev4X)
"I was trying to work up the energy to go into some psychobabble B.S. rant about assumptions.... gender stereotypes, etc.... but too tired to follow through."
.
What's a matter? Got your period?
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 08:09 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2012 08:10 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 08:10 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 08:11 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 08:11 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2012 08:12 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Bomber at June 27, 2012 08:12 PM (Nev4X)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 27, 2012 11:06 PM (tggDG)
Nah.... the Wizard of Oz is about Two Women, and a GUY who like drapes, fighting over a pair of shoes...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 27, 2012 08:13 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2012 08:13 PM (Y+DPZ)
If youwatch Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan backwards ...
... you get !NNNAAAAAAHHK ...
... not as memorable, and likely to get an unexpected Heimlich maneuver.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 27, 2012 08:15 PM (ud9pa)
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at June 27, 2012 08:16 PM (a4CUi)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 08:17 PM (RQjPS)
Posted by: The Dude at June 27, 2012 08:17 PM (tw6Ar)
202-639-6258
Posted by: rktkt at June 27, 2012 08:17 PM (2K682)
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at June 27, 2012 08:18 PM (a4CUi)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 11:59 PM (piMMO)
Prone to rust and illegal in 39 states?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2012 08:18 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 27, 2012 08:19 PM (JKNDp)
I know he's got some outstanding stories.
>>> they wore brown shoes/boondockers at one point, I think
We still do, when we're not wearing that hideous aquaflage.
>>> Flight instructor, in P-cola.
Me too. Well, Milton, but close enough. Except recently, and in JetRangers.
>>> At one time, he was cert'd in 23 diffrent aircraft
Fucking legendary. I've flown 3 in 15 years, and if I'm very very lucky I'll get one more before I'm done.
Posted by: Bomber at June 27, 2012 08:20 PM (Nev4X)
Posted by: rktkt at June 28, 2012 12:17 AM (2K682)
Unknown hash. Suggest TB3K scrub the comment and number.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2012 08:21 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 08:21 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 27, 2012 08:23 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 08:23 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 27, 2012 08:24 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: rktkt at June 28, 2012 12:17 AM (2K682)
Well that was fairly entertaining.
Posted by: Bomber at June 27, 2012 08:24 PM (Nev4X)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 27, 2012 08:24 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Stalin at June 28, 2012 12:01 AM (AUeaU)
I heard it that he died screaming that he could see the ghosts of those he'd killed. Or something close to that, screaming anyway.
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 27, 2012 08:24 PM (Qe7jo)
I like what somebody said on Twitter today. If the decision goes the way I hope it will, somebody wrote that they hoped to be the one standing next to Biden to be able to whisper in his ear "Now THIS is a big f*ckin' deal!"
Posted by: Theresa at June 27, 2012 08:28 PM (Rmto4)
*note: not saying front or back door.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2012 08:28 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 12:28 AM (kaalw)
Afraid my ignorance is showing again. What is Wickard?
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 27, 2012 08:30 PM (Qe7jo)
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 27, 2012 08:31 PM (Qe7jo)
Afraid my ignorance is showing again. What is Wickard?
Wickard was a case from the 1930s where the Court ruled that a farmer growing wheat on his own property counted as interstate commerce and could be regulated even though he had no intention to sell it. It expanded the commerce clause to a ridiculous degree and remains one of the worst cases ever decided by the court.
Posted by: Sean at June 27, 2012 08:32 PM (E0rp6)
Don't know what unknown hash means. I've lurked on this site for a long time and post sporadically. Just thought it was an odd call and was wondering if other people hear the same thing I do. I did record it...maybe I'll throw it on youtube and put a link to it instead if that makes you feel better.
Posted by: rktkt at June 27, 2012 08:32 PM (2K682)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 27, 2012 08:32 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 27, 2012 08:33 PM (GE1+K)
Afraid my ignorance is showing again. What is Wickard?
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 28, 2012 12:30 AM (Qe7jo)
Libs are always talking about how America became glorious using their rules.....which is a big, fat, ugly lie. Wickard -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wickard_v._Filburn -- is a 1942 court case that allowed the foxes into the henhouse. Before that, Congress couldn't regulate commerce that didn't cross a border -- national, state, or Indian reservation. 1942. Not 1776.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2012 08:33 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 27, 2012 08:34 PM (iDT8u)
Posted by: Sean at June 28, 2012 12:32 AM (E0rp6)
Aaah, that one. Thanks. Yeah, it'd be good to see that die thoroughly along with the monstrosity it's given rise to.
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 27, 2012 08:34 PM (Qe7jo)
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 08:34 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 08:35 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Sean at June 27, 2012 08:36 PM (E0rp6)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 08:36 PM (R5yLq)
That's it. Move along.
Posted by: rktkt at June 27, 2012 08:36 PM (2K682)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 27, 2012 08:37 PM (iDT8u)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2012 08:38 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Jose Canseco at June 27, 2012 08:38 PM (gIcvi)
Posted by: Jose Canseco Steroid Enlarged Head at June 27, 2012 08:39 PM (gIcvi)
Posted by: zeera at June 27, 2012 08:40 PM (wwuGd)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 27, 2012 08:40 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: rktkt at June 28, 2012 12:36 AM (2K682)
Thanks. Since no one else seems to have answered, "unknown hash" means you've lurked so thoroughly that there's no google record of that code at the end of your name. Given that there's the potential for some *very* mlicious spam or trolls right now, not too many people are going to go for something posted by an unknown name/unknown hash anytime in the near future.
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 27, 2012 08:41 PM (Qe7jo)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2012 12:40 AM (JMmQ9)
Lol, thanks for taking one for the team.
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 27, 2012 08:42 PM (Qe7jo)
http://tinyurl.com/7djcetx
Yeah, the Muslims are over reacting but you know, kick a beehive, don't complain when you get stung.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 27, 2012 08:42 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 27, 2012 08:42 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 08:43 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 27, 2012 08:43 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 08:44 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2012 08:44 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 27, 2012 08:44 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 08:45 PM (RQjPS)
391
Someone call?
I was just out feeding my rat friends.
Posted by: Wickard at June 28, 2012 12:38 AM (fEXaF)
Posted by: Wickard "Mitt" Romney at June 27, 2012 08:45 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 08:46 PM (R5yLq)
Yeah, didn't think so, but the thought of Sheila Jackson Lee pounding on the door and screaming to be let in gives me the giggles.
Posted by: Theresa at June 27, 2012 08:46 PM (Rmto4)
If even half of what that report says is true, its way out of line and deliberately causing problems. I mean seriously, this isn't what Jesus taught.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 27, 2012 08:46 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 27, 2012 08:46 PM (iDT8u)
What's up with the SCOTUS-ObamaCare Speculate-O-Thon, eh? I know it's not just you, but ... Lord.
I mean, it's like an office pool with bloggers this week or something.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 08:47 PM (piMMO)
The left truly believes there are no restrictions on what the federal government can do.
The short of it - a guy was arrested for having a gun at a school in violation of a *federal* edict banning guns at schools.
The government argued that since crime affects commerce, it gives congress the right to legislate *anything* if they argue it might reduce crime under the commerce clause.
These people are insane.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2012 08:47 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2012 12:43 AM (JMmQ9)
Just don't plan to run for political office in Chi-town any time soon, capisce.Posted by: arackBay bamaOay at June 27, 2012 08:47 PM (gIcvi)
@Alton, I actually thought somebody hacked their number and left that as their answering message...which would be hilarious.
Posted by: rktkt at June 27, 2012 08:47 PM (2K682)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 08:48 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2012 08:48 PM (kaalw)
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And the original debate on it argued that it would never get about a percent or two.
The notion of a 30%+ tax rate would have struck most Americans as tyrannical throughout most of American history.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2012 08:49 PM (AUeaU)
*****
NOOOO! What did I miss?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 08:50 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 27, 2012 08:51 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 12:48 AM (kaalw)
Lucky, I'm jealous. Not sure what number I'm on now, but I'm guessing there's been at least half a dozen. Of course, I had to get a new modem recently because the other one was dying so I'm sure that affected the total count.
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 27, 2012 08:52 PM (Qe7jo)
@JoseCanseco taught me how to demand $24 for my autograph. No takers yet, but I remain optimistic.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2012 08:52 PM (3yCFy)
Conversation will nearly always reveal that the average lefty has no idea Medicare went massively overbudget in less than five years. There is a great Reagan quote where he confesses embarrassment for being off by an order of magnitude low in his prediction of the debacle.
Posted by: epobirs at June 27, 2012 08:52 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 08:53 PM (RQjPS)
Posted by: eman at June 27, 2012 08:53 PM (ejmiE)
When everyone's trying to do right, skin color disappears.....when it's all about being a color, then someone's trying to do wrong.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2012 08:53 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 28, 2012 12:52 AM (3yCFy)
Lol. The glory of Twitter is being able to take pompous asses down a peg in real time. Although, I'm guessing Conseco is so desperate for attention he considers *any* type to be a good ting.
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 27, 2012 08:54 PM (Qe7jo)
***
A trailbla*er in the world on bad fashion and bullshit
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 08:57 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 08:57 PM (piMMO)
)Posted by: AltonJackson at June 27, 2012 08:58 PM (JMmQ9)
Mine resets automatically (usually) after a major thunderstorm. Another regular commenter wrote the same thing recently too.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2012 08:58 PM (nrW1y)
Night Y'all!
Posted by: Country Singer at June 27, 2012 08:58 PM (gf22P)
The last time I tried to watch a recent Futurama, the plotline had the brain creatures making everyone on earth into an idiot. To illustrate this, someone in the Planet Express office says, "Lets all join the Tea Party!' and they all run out of the room. Cut to break.
My reaction was "Fuck you too, Groening." I stopped bothering with it since.
Posted by: epobirs at June 27, 2012 08:58 PM (kcfmt)
***
Once you go ga...uh black, you won't go back.
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 27, 2012 08:58 PM (AUeaU)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 09:00 PM (RQjPS)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2012 09:00 PM (nrW1y)
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Lol. The glory of Twitter is being able to take pompous asses down a peg in real time. Although, I'm guessing Conseco is so desperate for attention he considers *any* type to be a good ting.
****
Ha! When he drew a parallel between himself and the Negro League, it was too much for me to take.
Canseco: Maybe after I am long gone MLB will realize just like the Negro league players finally getting noticed
Me: Oh holy shit! Bragging about HOF-level stats achieved while juicing up? Yeah.... you're a real Jackie Robinson
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 09:01 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2012 09:02 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2012 09:02 PM (nrW1y)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 27, 2012 09:02 PM (JMmQ9)
****
Nope, and ick! I brought him up because he was flaunting his mad Twitter skillz tonight.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 09:03 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Theresa at June 27, 2012 09:04 PM (Rmto4)
Anyone see the shit I had to deal with today?
Alcee Hastings... excuse me, corrupt former judge Alcee Hastings talking about how the contempt vote is pretty much a travesty of justice.
John Lewis... oops sorry, noted civil rights "leader" John Lewis talking about how in 61(?) years no one has questioned his integrity and decries the contempt proceedings as purely political.
It almost made me want to spit, but that paragon of nobility Lewis probably would have accused me of spitting on him, and who would question that with his integrity.
Posted by: Darrell Issa at June 27, 2012 09:05 PM (gIcvi)
*driving by, slams on brakes*
====== = = =
Did Jose Canseco die? I can't think of any other reason he would get mentioned.
Posted by: Meremortal at June 27, 2012 09:06 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2012 09:06 PM (3yCFy)
****
During the Kelo fisaco, Boortz published one of my emails on his website and I was so giddy it was like Santa Clause had dropped in for a visit. Then he responded to one of my tweets the other day and I got giddy again.
It is kind of mind-blowing to imagine how small the world is now. On a daily basis I can tweet Jake Tapper or Steve Martin. Greta tweeted a couple of responses to me the other night after I sent her a You Tube link of Trey Gowdy dancing and the next night she used it on the show.
That's pretty cool.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 09:09 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 27, 2012 09:09 PM (Qe7jo)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2012 09:10 PM (nrW1y)
Posted by: booger at June 27, 2012 09:10 PM (HI6wa)
****
No. He just compared his accomplishments to that of the Negro League.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 09:10 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 09:11 PM (R5yLq)
Lucky, I'm jealous. Not sure what number I'm on now, but I'm guessing there's been at least half a dozen. Of course, I had to get a new modem recently because the other one was dying so I'm sure that affected the total count.
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 28, 2012 12:52 AM (Qe7jo)
So, I've got to share this with you guys -- I get this nifty new router, but I want to configure it so that most of my house doesn't see too big a change. To make this easier, I need to see the configuration screens for the old and new routers side-by-side....little pieces are in different places, and all that. Plus, my old linksys wireless-G router was flashed to dd-wrt and ended up quite sophisticated.
I figure I'll just "daisy-chain" the routers -- if the new router is plugged into an old router port, it'll get "192.168.1.115" and the new router will distribute this to "its" network as "192.168.1.101". If you're on the new net, the new router is "192.168.1.1" and if you're on the old net, the old router is "192.168.1.1". Munge 'em 'til they're the same, unplug old box, plug-in new box, voila!
Turns out, the new router is a "smart router" -- if its default IP is taken on the net it's plugged into, it goes with four RANDOM numbers. And not in a way that you can recognize a router (e.g. -- RND.RND.1.1)......noooooo.....it's "RND.RND.RND.RND".
So your first device after the new router comes up is "RND.RND.RND.RND+1". I'm sure that seemed brilliant to somebody, but I rebooted and.....lost the freakin' router. **poof** Ended up on the Cisco support line to find it -- the explanation took 20x the time that the solution did -- it's a really easy solution.
But to those of us who remember bit-twiddling, the whole idea of "if there's a problem let's go RANDOM!!!!!" is a bit....disconcerting.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2012 09:12 PM (kaalw)
****
eeew!
{{covers eyes}}
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 09:12 PM (piMMO)
He and all of the other race hustlers can go to hell.
Posted by: Theresa at June 27, 2012 09:16 PM (Rmto4)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 01:10 AM (piMMO)
::::::
Lulz, what a putz. I was unfortunate enough to see his pitching debut, which I'm pretty sure was also his pitching career and his retirement from same. So, he probably thinks he's basically Cy Young material too.
Posted by: Meremortal at June 27, 2012 09:16 PM (Usk3+)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 09:16 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 09:16 PM (RQjPS)
--------
Tonight was a presidential election in which the only non-idiot (comparatively; he spouts the liberal bromides you'd expect from a TV show) non-Nixon candidate has a Nobel prize, straight As at Harvard, a middle name that sounds alien, and has no birth certificate because he's from the future and hasn't been born yet.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 27, 2012 09:17 PM (1c58W)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2012 09:20 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 27, 2012 09:21 PM (Qe7jo)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 09:21 PM (R5yLq)
****
the Canseco bullshit is in comment 443.
Here's his twitter link https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 09:24 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 27, 2012 09:25 PM (Qe7jo)
Posted by: Sean at June 27, 2012 09:25 PM (E0rp6)
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. I changed my text a dozen times and still get this prompt. Is the blog broke or what?
Posted by: political correctness czar at June 27, 2012 09:26 PM (Q2Ne0)
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. I changed my text a dozen times and still get this prompt. Is the blog broke or what?
****
You didn't try to type the names of any banned commenters, did you? How about something like lace wigs?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 09:27 PM (piMMO)
I'm hot.
And sore.
Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 01:26 AM (HWUv9)
The only thing you're lacking is a TPAKTOP.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2012 09:28 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: political correctness czar at June 28, 2012 01:26 AM (Q2Ne0)
If your comment includes any variation on the word b l a z e r it gets torpedoed as spam.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2012 09:28 PM (HWUv9)
The only thing you're lacking is a TPAKTOP.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 01:28 AM (kaalw)
*Poses*
Fuck me if I had one of those I wouldn't be so sore right now.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2012 09:29 PM (HWUv9)
Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at June 27, 2012 09:29 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 09:30 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at June 27, 2012 09:30 PM (Qe7jo)
I'm Vice President of the United States.
Posted by: Joltin' Joe Biden at June 28, 2012 01:29 AM (kwWUm)
I want to laugh not cry.
Posted by: Robert sobbing like a little girl at June 27, 2012 09:31 PM (HWUv9)
Q: How do you kill a circus clown?
A: Go for the juggler!
Hey, you didn't say it had to be a good one!
Posted by: Theresa at June 27, 2012 09:32 PM (Rmto4)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 09:32 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 27, 2012 09:33 PM (LK3ef)
What's the difference between an OWS protestor and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 27, 2012 09:34 PM (LK3ef)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 27, 2012 09:34 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 01:33 AM (LK3ef)
Whatcha calcumalatin'?
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2012 09:35 PM (HWUv9)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 09:36 PM (R5yLq)
Bingo. I do believe that was the issue.
Posted by: political correctness czar at June 27, 2012 09:36 PM (Q2Ne0)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 01:34 AM (LK3ef)
Mmmmmmmmm, piiiiizzaaaa!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert licks his lips while cursing his diet at June 27, 2012 09:37 PM (HWUv9)
So far, his is the only opinion which has made me nervous.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 09:38 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 27, 2012 09:38 PM (R5yLq)
anyway, I immediate shut off and reboot the router. It's like DSL roulette.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 09:39 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 09:41 PM (CP+yl)
wavefunctions, on an explosive actually
Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 01:36 AM (LK3ef)
Gettin' sick of your neighbors?
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2012 09:41 PM (HWUv9)
so what's the fix?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 28, 2012 01:35 AM (CP+yl)
You go to a computer that's received an address from the new router, and look at the network properties -- the "gateway" is the router.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2012 09:43 PM (kaalw)
Just tell me your not wearing a lab coat with an ACME logo on it.. lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 28, 2012 01:38 AM (R5yLq)
I prefer Leeloo's explanation here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8WLYzA0lCs
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2012 09:43 PM (HWUv9)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 09:45 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 09:49 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 27, 2012 09:50 PM (CP+yl)
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2012 09:50 PM (HWUv9)
I live and work in Dearborn. For the most part, if you go about your business NOBODY will bother you. In my opinion the Christians at the Arab Festival in Dearborn were provocative. Case in point, the movie "Die Hard with a Vengeance" starring Bruce Willis and Samuel Jackson. Police officer Lt. John McClane (Bruce Willis) goes to Harlem, wearing a sandwich board that says "I hate N******". Harlem shop owner Zeus Carver (Samuel L. Jackson) spots McClane and tries to get him off the street before he is killed, but a gang of black youths attack the pair, who barely escape. This is also an example of Free Speech. It is also batshit crazy to attempt. Were the Christians holding signs that said "I hate Muslims"? I do not believe they were. But to the local population it was just as inflammatory. That being said. Will all this end well? Of course not. The bible tells us that much. It actually gets worse.
Posted by: political correctness czar at June 27, 2012 09:51 PM (Q2Ne0)
Posted by: Zakn at June 27, 2012 09:53 PM (7F9i5)
Could Obamacare passed student loan provisions be struck down too?
http://t.co/sRIePwq0
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 09:53 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 27, 2012 09:54 PM (LK3ef)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 28, 2012 01:50 AM (CP+yl)
Put on an orange whig and that little white number like that chick from The Fifth Element and post the pics so that we might mock you relentlessly.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2012 09:54 PM (HWUv9)
And, BTW, I need to sell my old hot-rodded 802.11g router and RF range-extender amp, if anyone's interested. I'm looking for shipping cost + almost anything. dd-wrt can do some weird stuff (bridge between other routers, block MAC addresses, QoS....) that is typical only on higher-end units.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2012 09:55 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 01:54 AM (LK3ef)
So we're just planning on assassinating the pooch?
Need an alibi?
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2012 09:56 PM (HWUv9)
Could Obamacare passed student loan provisions be struck down too?
http://t.co/sRIePwq0
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 01:53 AM (piMMO)
I've thought about it, and licked my lips in anticipation.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2012 09:57 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2012 01:53 AM (7F9i5)
Lay it on a bed of Sotomayor and Kagan's used tampons, set it on fire.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2012 09:59 PM (HWUv9)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 10:00 PM (RQjPS)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2012 10:03 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: political correctness czar at June 28, 2012 01:51 AM (Q2Ne0)
facepalm
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2012 10:03 PM (HWUv9)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 27, 2012 10:04 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2012 10:04 PM (piMMO)
'hey zeera, how challenging is tonight's graveyard shift?'
Not very. Between fielding the random user calls, I'm doing the usual moron monitoring on the ONT AND attaching wheels to 17 pinewood derby cars in prep for Saturday's BD party. Life is good
Posted by: zeera at June 27, 2012 10:08 PM (wwuGd)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 02:03 AM (kaalw)
They won't overturn Wickard, though. Oh, it'd be great, but they won't. I can't remember the context, but I remember Scalia saying something like they'd never overturn social security now simply because of the massive consequences involved. I imagine the same rationale would be used in overturning Wickard. Just too much shit for the Court to involve itself in.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2012 10:09 PM (HWUv9)
Posted by: GnuBreed, in the back seat at June 27, 2012 10:10 PM (ccXZP)
You may not like us much, but trust us on this... not a good idea.
Like opening the Ark of the Covenant bad.
Posted by: the EPA at June 27, 2012 10:10 PM (kwWUm)
I guess the ONT doesn't want me to wish people good night anymore.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2012 10:12 PM (HWUv9)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 10:18 PM (RQjPS)
God the shilling for liberalism never fails to disgust on a very primordial level.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 27, 2012 10:20 PM (i0App)
Notes:
Rebecca De Mornay had a very hairy bush back then.
This movie made Tom Cruise's career go.
Key Quotes:
Sometimes you just gotta say 'what the fuck'.
Boffing and fucking are the same thing.
We trust you. Just use your best judgement.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 27, 2012 10:22 PM (ccXZP)
Wine and a movie.
Picked up The Battle Of Britain last week at Big Lots for $3 bucks and, well, I'm off tonight.
Good night, ONT!
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2012 10:22 PM (HWUv9)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 10:23 PM (RQjPS)
I want a full disseration on Rebecca De Mornay's bush.
Grammar and spelling are included in the final score.
Aaaannnndddd...GO!
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2012 10:24 PM (HWUv9)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 27, 2012 10:25 PM (ccXZP)
If laid out clause-by-clause, it's still a reasonably short list (though arguments over clauses obscure the exact number).
We could once again tap into the living force that took us from prison colonies in 1776 to the pre-eminent world power in 1918 if we returned to out Constitutional roots.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2012 10:27 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Zombie Rodney King at June 27, 2012 10:31 PM (qmMAj)
I was gonna stay away this night,
In about 9 hours, give or take, a very important sea change will take place.
Most of you M (AND) M's already dialed in know what the SCOTUS hands down after the clock strikes will make or break alot of what this upcoming election cycle is all about. Tough to be us right? I like my America. I am saddened by my son's struggles to re-connect with my America after 5 combat tours with the USMC. I do what I can and pray the VA won't kick him to the curb too soon. So far, they seem to be doing a good job helping him. What is most concerning to me is that their are still people that truely think the pouser-in chief is the man for another term. I am not suprised by this given the fact that the whole of the MSM...save Fox...are nothing more than "Super-Pacs!"slaved to carry the water bucket for their "Community Organizer...til the bitter end.
I'm hoping for "BITTER" come November.
Night ALL
Posted by: Richard the Good at June 27, 2012 10:31 PM (5B20/)
Posted by: political correctness czar at June 27, 2012 10:31 PM (h7eGf)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 10:33 PM (RQjPS)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2012 10:36 PM (3yCFy)
It's too bad the pussies at HA didn't find it newsworthy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 27, 2012 10:37 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: political correctness czar at June 27, 2012 10:38 PM (h7eGf)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 10:40 PM (RQjPS)
Really really fkn pissed right now. Those cops are quislings.
Posted by: NC Ref at June 27, 2012 10:41 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: political correctness czar at June 27, 2012 10:44 PM (h7eGf)
Suck on that you lying shitweasel.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 27, 2012 10:48 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 27, 2012 10:49 PM (RQjPS)
There were no reports that the dolphin tried to rape anyone, but experts agree he seems to be doing these attacks on porpoise.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 27, 2012 10:59 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Kanye West at June 27, 2012 11:02 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: The Dude at June 27, 2012 11:15 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: zeera at June 27, 2012 11:21 PM (XtxRN)
Uh, does two Jack & Cokes a day have any benifits....?
If so I might be able to get my wife to stop complaining...
Posted by: Lurkin_no_mo at June 27, 2012 11:33 PM (6zvrq)
Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2012 03:54 AM (WkuV6)
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maybe we can mix and match. perhaps the mandate should be Holder has to pay for everyone's insurance or be extradited to Mexico.
Posted by: jc at June 28, 2012 12:05 AM (ufJKx)
Said the man after 7 beers.
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at June 28, 2012 12:07 AM (Asr6U)
Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2012 12:09 AM (WkuV6)
Said the man after 7 beers.
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at June 28, 2012 04:07 AM (Asr6U)
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do not despair. the day is coming when we will be able to round up all the people that piss you off and staple their winkies to their foreheads. it will be a glorious time unless we run out of staples.
Posted by: jc at June 28, 2012 12:12 AM (ufJKx)
Of course Dearbornistan has not learned any lesson in the 100K lawsuit. The people doing the violations are never held accountable, the beleaguered tax payer is. Which is why the BS partial liability rules should be killed.
5 Best Plane Crashes?? Any listing that doesn't mention the one in Knowing is bogus.
Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2012 12:25 AM (YdQQY)
also, fuck my roommate for not telling me he bought the Lupin season 1 boxset
Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2012 12:27 AM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: zeera at June 28, 2012 12:30 AM (XtxRN)
Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2012 12:35 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2012 12:40 AM (ccXZP)
So don't assume that they will automatically lose a civil case if the contest it.
Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2012 12:40 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: zeera at June 28, 2012 12:43 AM (XtxRN)
http://is.gd/tAySGQ
And I make up the snark for the news.
Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2012 12:45 AM (YdQQY)
man it was a mistake to check my email, got a note from my dept chair sent at 1 AM saying essentially "can you do all this stuff??? I need it ASAP!!!!"
urgh I'm going to pretend I didn't read that right yet
Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 12:45 AM (LK3ef)
Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2012 04:45 AM (QRkPe)
thought only Ace was allowed to wishcast?
GIVE ME NEW TEA LEAVES!!!
Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2012 12:46 AM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: zeera at June 28, 2012 04:43 AM (XtxRN)
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replace the subject 'Vic' in this thought with 'CNN,' 'CBS,' 'ABC,' 'NBC,' 'NYT,' 'WashPo,' 'AP,' 'NPR,' 'LAT,' etc., and there is absolutely no change in wording required. The main difference is, I actually trust Vic.
Posted by: jc at June 28, 2012 12:48 AM (ufJKx)
http://is.gd/BOjxF4
Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2012 12:48 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: jc at June 28, 2012 04:48 AM (ufJKx)
LOL, thanks but also have to remember that a lot of that "news" comes from liberal print media sources.
Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2012 12:49 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2012 12:51 AM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2012 12:54 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 01:07 AM (LK3ef)
Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2012 01:09 AM (7F9i5)
FLASH! Obambot to attend $40,000 a plate forest fire in Colorado today. Tree huggers hardet hit. Hollywood jets refuse to cross flyover country in solidarity with Syria!
must quote Smudge!
Posted by: icky fork at June 28, 2012 01:20 AM (6d8Dk)
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Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2012 01:59 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: teej at June 28, 2012 02:17 AM (8xOfO)
Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2012 02:19 AM (YdQQY)
i'm hopium for obamascare to be kicked to the curb. cannot imagine (well yes i can) what they would do with all that power.
couldn't sleep, but my house is spotless.
Hopium also contempt on Holder goes our way, If not i really will wonder what our country will look like in a decade. (or less)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2012 02:22 AM (TomZ9)
vic, nice to see you, hope you and wife are doing well?
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2012 02:24 AM (TomZ9)
Posted by: teej at June 28, 2012 02:24 AM (ZhNCB)
I don't have an album with her and The Band.
Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2012 02:27 AM (YdQQY)
I'm doing OK, wife is still having a tough time eating. Hopefully that will start getting better here soon.
Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2012 02:28 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: doo'n fine at June 28, 2012 02:31 AM (xMo68)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2012 02:32 AM (TomZ9)
http://is.gd/Bcdz6O
Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2012 02:34 AM (YdQQY)
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Posted by: Hal Burton at June 28, 2012 02:41 AM (iYvMQ)
Vic -- as a young man, what was it like when the Income Tax was instituted? Was there the same amount of buzz?
Posted by: Waiting Patiently at June 28, 2012 02:42 AM (7+pP9)
My lawn is not quite that old. But when first passed the income tax only hit rich people and it was incredibly low. That is the way all taxes start.
Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2012 02:43 AM (YdQQY)
i'm hopium for obamascare to be kicked to the curb. cannot imagine (well yes i can) what they would do with all that power.
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Ther first thing will be bankrupt all other providers, provide it themselves, and begin weeding us out. None of the weeding will apply to our caretakers, as per tradition.
Posted by: Hal Burton at June 28, 2012 02:44 AM (iYvMQ)
Just saw the following headline on Drudge, but I think I'd lose brain cells if I clicked: "POLL: Americans favor Obama to defend against space aliens." Yes, this was posted at Yahoo News.
Hell, he won't even defend against Earthling aliens. What makes people think he'll lift a finger against extraterrestrial invaders?
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