June 28, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (6-28-2102)
— Maetenloch

How You Will Die Today

Compared to the top 10 causes of death in 1900 by the New England Journal of Medicine.

And the good news is that life expectancy has risen from 49 years in 1900 to almost 79 today with a much higher quality of life. The not so good news is we're also finally living long enough to get cancer or heart disease.

But perhaps if we eventually unlock the secret to these diseases, we could make the new leading causes of death be duels, reality tv, and ennui.

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And compare these to what killed people back in 1811. Who knew that cold water, apoplexy, and mortification were so deadly?

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Where The Bloodthirsty Fascist Ones Are

Okay I still like Where The Wild Things Are but clearly it was a good thing that Maurice Sendak was never allowed to have any political kind of power before he died as he made clear in an interview recently published in The Comics Journal. And Gary Groth should be watched too since he's a known suck-up to would-be political terrorists.

SENDAK: Bush was president, I thought, "Be brave. Tie a bomb to your shirt. Insist on going to the White House. And I wanna have a big hug with the vice president, definitely. And his wife, and the president, and his wife, and anybody else that can fit into the love hug."

GROTH: A group hug.

SENDAK: And then we'll blow ourselves up, and I'd be a hero. [Groth laughs.] To hell with the kiddie books. He killed Bush. He killed the vice president. Oh my God.

GROTH: I would have been willing to forgo this interview. [Sendak laughs.]

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The Oldest Naval Ships Still in Service

It turns out that there are some pretty old ships still in use even by major navies.

Last year the British Royal Navy retired its oldest warship still in service, the 4,700 ton HMS Caroline. This light cruiser entered service in 1914 and fought in the epic Battle of Jutland in 1916. After World War II Caroline served as a training ship, mostly tied up at dockside. When decommissioned last year, the ship could no longer move under her own power.

And until recently the USS Kitty Hawk (commissioned in 1961) was the USN's oldest active ship:

three years ago the carrier, USS Kitty Hawk (CV 63) was finally decommissioned and ceased to be the oldest ship in the fleet. The Kitty Hawk served for 48 years and 13 days. In that time about 100,000 sailors served on the ship. The ship was the navy's last non-nuclear carrier and, since 1998, the oldest ship in commission.

But the record goes to Russia's  VMF Kommuna:

Currently, the oldest ship still in service is the Russian salvage ship VMF Kommuna. This 2,500 ton catamaran was built in the Netherlands and entered service in 1915. Kommuna began service in the Czar's navy, spent most of its career in the Soviet (communist) Navy and now serves in the fleet of a democratic Russia. Originally designed to recover submarines that had sunk in shallow coastal waters, Kommuna remains in service to handle smaller submersibles, does it well and has been maintained over the decades to the point where it is cheaper to keep the old girl operational than to try to design and build a replacement.

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10 Bizarre Schools From Around The Country

Okay Ace already covered the Blue Man Group school which came under fire from parents who discovered their kids weren't actually learning how to read, but there are many other equally dopey schools out there.

Play Mountain Place describes itself as "a progressive alternative humanistic play-based preschool and elementary school located in Los Angeles, California." Children are not pressured in any way - they can wear diapers for as long as they like, for instance. Classes take place primarily outside and part of the curriculum includes petting animals.

Well underwear and pants are just another form of oppression by the Man.

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9 Chilling TV Ads From the First Dot-Com Bubble

Heh I remember most of these from the 2000 Super Bowl I think. What's amazing is how fast they all dried up after dropping so much money on ads. Some were gone even before the next quarter.

Spaceships Drawn To Scale

Clearly you want to be traveling aboard the old NCC-1701.

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Genius or teh Crazy?

They should have these at amusement parks.

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1 John Roberts is a staggering clusterfuck of a miserable fuckup.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 06:11 PM (HWUv9)

2 Second?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 06:11 PM (kaalw)

3 Good evening.

Posted by: mpfs at June 28, 2012 06:11 PM (Fy6L7)

4 The starship Enterprise is "in development"?

Posted by: Secundus at June 28, 2012 06:12 PM (P+Rq+)

5 That life expectancy in 1900 of only 49 is highly misleading

That should read "life expectancy from birth".

Infant and child mortality at the time was horrendously high.  It greatly reduced the "average" life expectancy.

If you lived into adulthood, your life expectancy was well into the sixties.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 28, 2012 06:12 PM (UTq/I)

6 How will I die today???

Accidentally cutting my hand on a smashed bottle of Valu Rite, I will bleed out waiting behind a bevy of "economic refugees" in an emergency room here in MA.

Yay RomneyCare. Can't wait for ObamaKare.

FU Roberts!

Posted by: some Moron at June 28, 2012 06:12 PM (QlKw/)

7 Wait, I thought the USS Constitution was still in service.

Posted by: robtr at June 28, 2012 06:14 PM (MtwBb)

8 Fuck I'm tired.  Barely controlled rage is tiring.  Wonder how Hulk lasts so long?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2012 06:14 PM (BAS5M)

9 Hey, everyone.

Posted by: Ward of the State #3673295A at June 28, 2012 06:14 PM (fWqsc)

10 Witchy womyn turn men gay ... NTTAWWT

Posted by: Adriane at June 28, 2012 06:16 PM (qmMAj)

11 hi all
man what a sucky day

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 06:16 PM (LK3ef)

12 Fuck I'm tired. Barely controlled rage is tiring. Wonder how Hulk lasts so long?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2012 10:14 PM (BAS5M)


He's deaf.

Posted by: Ward of the State #3673295A at June 28, 2012 06:17 PM (fWqsc)

13 "Consumption" is the old Brit way of saying "tuberculosis" - like "sensible" for "aware".

Yes, I've read my share of Victorian literature...

Anyway, it's awesome that we're amnestying all these illegal aliens AND are getting a state-directed healthcare system. Now the Americans can be sensible to the joys of consumption, too!

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 28, 2012 06:17 PM (QTHTd)

14 Looking for some SF Bay area folks.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 06:17 PM (kaalw)

15

Frankly I am shocked at how few people croaked from intemperance,  2???

Obviously they didn't have value rite back in the day.

 

Posted by: uncle joe at June 28, 2012 06:17 PM (nfaaW)

16 FU Roberts!
Posted by: some Moron
...........
Seriously?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 28, 2012 06:17 PM (UTq/I)

17 So, slavery sure feels...different.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 06:17 PM (HWUv9)

18 I'm not all broken up about the Obamacare decision for a couple of reasons.

First, because I never expected it to get overturned. I knew the Court didn't have the balls for that.

Second, because I hate legislation by litigation. It shouldn't be overturned by a court, it should be repealed by Congress. Make it clear to the libs that this is the will of the fucking people. They tend to forget about that.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 28, 2012 06:17 PM (tggDG)

19 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2012 06:18 PM (z9HTb)

20 Posted by: Trimegistus at June 28, 2012 10:17 PM (tggDG)

Sure, but when the f*ck do they ever repeal anything?

Posted by: Ward of the State #3673295A at June 28, 2012 06:18 PM (fWqsc)

21 School where you don't have to learn anything sounds just about right for these times.

Posted by: huerfano at June 28, 2012 06:18 PM (bAGA/)

22 Elizabeth Montgomery was HOT.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 28, 2012 06:18 PM (tggDG)

23 OMG Dying of worms? Putrid fever? Modern life really is good. Also, God bless air conditioning.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2012 06:18 PM (+iR5Y)

24 @7 I think they meant the "still actually does the job it was built for" kind of 'in service'. Otherwise, I think HMS Victory would qualify as well.

Posted by: Secundus at June 28, 2012 06:19 PM (P+Rq+)

25 Hey guys, anyone have a copy of the Constitution? I tried this new Mexican restaurant, and one Constitution just hasn't done the job.

Posted by: Justice Roberts at June 28, 2012 06:19 PM (AUeaU)

26 Wow, Elizabeth Montgomery got my kettle cooking!

Posted by: Whatever at June 28, 2012 06:20 PM (cdMEE)

27 School where you don't have to learn anything sounds just about right for these times
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IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Posted by: The NEA's Slogan at June 28, 2012 06:20 PM (AUeaU)

28 Um,

The USS Constitution from 1794 disagrees.

Yes, it's mostly ceremonial. But the sucker does make it out of port. Occasionally.

The British have a couple ship from the same era "in commission" as well. HMS Victory - 1759.

Posted by: Al at June 28, 2012 06:20 PM (MzQOZ)

29   Probly will come as news to the Constitution as far as being the oldest commissioned warship.

Posted by: irongreampa at June 28, 2012 06:20 PM (SAMxH)

30

That list is obviously racist -  WTF is "White Swelling"

Posted by: uncle joe at June 28, 2012 06:21 PM (nfaaW)

31 FYI - the other Darrin Stephens actor, Dick Sargent, was as gay as Robert Reed


Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 06:21 PM (Y+DPZ)

32 I want to die from supermodel threesome sex.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 28, 2012 06:21 PM (J5tI6)

33 heh I liked pets.com

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 06:21 PM (LK3ef)

34 Obamacare: TSA in scrubs

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 06:22 PM (Y+DPZ)

35 Great decision. I was up for some soul-trying, anyway.

Posted by: Ward of the State #3673295A at June 28, 2012 06:22 PM (fWqsc)

36 Looking for some SF Bay area folks. For sex? dinner? Star Trek role playing (i.e. both)? More details may be needed ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 28, 2012 06:22 PM (qmMAj)

37 @7 Yes, I am with robtr on this. Though not "in service," Constitution is very much in commission, and ventures out to defend Baaston from time to time. She can sail.

In case you have not noticed, Strategy Page is know-it-all and often full of shit.


Posted by: comatus at June 28, 2012 06:22 PM (ZOlM3)

38 Oh, great, I suppose there's gonna be a whole Dick Your/Dick Seargent debate now thanks to the Bewitched picture (n.b. York oozed chemistry with Liz, just saying y'all...)

Posted by: cheshirecat at June 28, 2012 06:22 PM (6MDhn)

39

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 28, 2012 10:17 PM (tggDG)


The problem here is the SCOTUS just gave Congress new power to go apeshit on th country.  A decision our way would have prevented that.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 06:22 PM (HWUv9)

40 Re: Sendak and his sick, fascist "liberal" friends. I want the left to leave me alone. The left want me to die. My FB page is strictly non-political, it's for certain people I don't see often in real life to keep track of me. The only people I have to get rid of are liberals who want to kill Republicans. Had another one today, with several of their friends calmly agreeing with the casual impulse to murder. You'd think there would be an outcry, but it's as common as dirt and the left just smile and nod, because, in the end, it's what they want. Otherwise they wouldn't have Che t-shirts and Mao tattoos, they're all about the murder.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 06:22 PM (bxiXv)

41 hi fluffy

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 06:22 PM (LK3ef)

42 FYI - the other Darrin Stephens actor, Dick Sargent, was as gay as Robert Reed
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As I have always said I preferred Dick

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 28, 2012 06:22 PM (AUeaU)

43 So angry.

Posted by: Ben at June 28, 2012 06:23 PM (VPxJg)

44 The starship Enterprise is "in development"? The stimulus had to go somewhere...

Posted by: cheshirecat at June 28, 2012 06:23 PM (6MDhn)

45 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2012 06:23 PM (Xb3hu)

46 pets.com

They lost a shitload on every sale just from the shipping costs. Pet food isn't exactly lightweight

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 06:23 PM (Y+DPZ)

47 Merovign - I was lurking here earlier today for the 1984 quotes. Still bone-chilling after all these years.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 28, 2012 06:23 PM (QTHTd)

48 Regarding that imbecile Sendak. Liberals have no idea what f**king hypocrites they are. Wonder if he pays the top income tax, what is it 35%, on his income. Cause, ya know, liberals are all about rich people paying their fair share. By the way, there was a video clip on Fox News last week of someone from Fox News asking that douchebag Clooney a question about "Obama". Clooney turned around and very snottily said, "It's PRESIDENT Obama". Yeah, I'll bet that douchebag and his friends always spoke respectfully about Bush.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2012 06:24 PM (+iR5Y)

49

Hmmm.... on the drawn to scale.... No Babylon 5? or would it just make everything else look too small...

 

Und of course... you all know Dick Cheney was really Centauri... its the only way to explain his huge....

Posted by: Llando Molari at June 28, 2012 06:24 PM (lZBBB)

50 Looking for some SF Bay area folks. Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 10:17 PM (kaalw) *waves*

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 06:24 PM (ejmiE)

51 Apparently I'm not in service either anymore.

Posted by: US Constitution at June 28, 2012 06:24 PM (QlKw/)

52 The starship Enterprise is "in development"?

The stimulus had to go somewhere... Posted by: cheshirecat at June 28, 2012 10:23 PM


Woohoo!

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at June 28, 2012 06:24 PM (bAGA/)

53 After 13 hours of being glued to the computer, I'm going to go away and eat peanut butter pancakes.

And then come back to the computer.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 06:25 PM (piMMO)

54 nerdygirl, they justify that by saying that Bush shouldn't have been President. He stole the election, blahblahblah

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 28, 2012 06:25 PM (QTHTd)

55 #7, it is and so is Admiral Nelson's ship.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at June 28, 2012 06:25 PM (KCvsd)

56 Apparently I'm not in service either anymore.

Posted by: US Constitution at June 28, 2012 10:24 PM (QlKw/)

 

 

Nope you were decomissioned today.

Posted by: robtr at June 28, 2012 06:26 PM (MtwBb)

57 30 Probly will come as news to the Constitution as far as being the oldest commissioned warship.

Posted by: irongreampa at June 28, 2012 10:20 PM (SAMxH)


That's why the phrase oldest active ship was used. There are a few ships from the 1700s that are still commissioned but they're used only as museums today.

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 28, 2012 06:26 PM (pAlYe)

58 And Picard's pizza starship made Kirk's look like a toy. Kirk still would have kicked his ass, though.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 06:26 PM (ejmiE)

59 50 He doesn't pay anything,he died in May.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2012 06:26 PM (Xb3hu)

60 I'm a little disturbed about all the gloom talk today. We lost one battle, one that was a long shot to win anyway but we got all cocky because someone was reading the tea leaves with rose colored glasses

Breitbart would have said get up, dust ourselves off, run right back into battle

And win one for the Gipper

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 06:26 PM (Y+DPZ)

61 hi chemjeff

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2012 06:26 PM (z9HTb)

62 (n.b. York oozed chemistry with Liz, just saying y'all...) Posted by: cheshirecat at June 28, 2012 10:22 PM (6MDhn) I thought Sargeant was not unlikeable but a little smarmy. York was clearly superior and what happened to him was very sad. There is a *reason* why Sargeant lacked chemistry, mind you. It's too bad he couldn't fake it, it would have made the show better.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 06:27 PM (bxiXv)

63 My dads company gave Agnes Moorehead a Limousine ride to Rochester MN in 1974 and picked her up there in a Hearse.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 28, 2012 06:27 PM (jucos)

64 Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 10:23 PM (Y+DPZ)]

well yeah, not to say that their business model didn't suck, but it was still fun.  They had a great ad campaign.

Mostly I associate things like pets.com to a time when things were better, or at least seemed that way.  We weren't in debt up to our eyeballs, we didn't have an outright Marxist in charge, we hadn't yet realized we were at existential war with radical Muzzies, the economy was going well (so what if it was a dot-com bubble), movies didn't seem to suck as bad as they did today, Friends and Seinfeld could actually be funny, and while I was more militantly libertarian at that time than I am now, I thought the biggest threat to our liberty was the drug war.  Now, the drug war, even though it has grown, is about #972 on the list of threats to our liberty.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 06:27 PM (LK3ef)

65 "8 Fuck I'm tired. Barely controlled rage is tiring. Wonder how Hulk lasts so long? Posted by: Count de Monet " I believe that this will inspire everyone from independents, to moderates, to RINO's, to conservatives to get Obama defeated. Bastard's gotta go, if for no other reason than to prevent him from getting anyone else on the supreme court.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2012 06:27 PM (+iR5Y)

66 #48, they made the mistake of not securing discount shipping from UPS and it sank them fast.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at June 28, 2012 06:27 PM (KCvsd)

67 robert, anyone, anyone having any trouble logging in to the aoshq yahoo chat thingy?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2012 06:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

68 Bewitched was a kinda-sorta ripoff of "Bell Book and Candle" (Kim! Novak!), but never mind that. Elizabeth Montgomery's father Robert was one of the most influential conservatives in the old Hollywood.

Posted by: comatus at June 28, 2012 06:28 PM (ZOlM3)

69 I prefer this site for Sci-fi stuff in scale.  It doesn't stop at the puny size of the USS Enterprise.  You're going all the way up to a Dyson Sphere.  http://www.merzo.net/

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2012 06:29 PM (GULKT)

70 That's why the phrase oldest active ship was used. There are a few ships from the 1700s that are still commissioned but they're used only as museums today.

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 28, 2012 10:26 PM (pAlYe)

 

 

The Constitution (the ship , not the other one) is still active. They still train annapolis cadets on it.

Posted by: robtr at June 28, 2012 06:29 PM (MtwBb)

71 We lost one battle, one that was a long shot to win anyway but we got all cocky because someone was reading the tea leaves with rose colored glasses
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One battle? We have 5 SC justices who believe their are *no* restrictions on what the government can do. And a Republican party that choose one of those five.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2012 06:29 PM (AUeaU)

72 38 Looking for some SF Bay area folks.

For sex? dinner? Star Trek role playing (i.e. both)? More details may be needed ...

Posted by: Adriane at June 28, 2012 10:22 PM (qmMAj)



A few nights ago, the subject of Marillion came up, and I said I was going Friday. I'm not going Friday.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 06:29 PM (kaalw)

73 There is a *reason* why Sargeant lacked chemistry, mind you. Well, Reed was gay too, but he and Flo had their mojo going on onscreen. I guess he could fake it pretty well.

Posted by: cheshirecat at June 28, 2012 06:30 PM (6MDhn)

74 anyone having any trouble logging in to the aoshq yahoo chat thingy?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2012 10:27 PM (Z9EHQ)


No, I"m on it right now in fact.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 06:30 PM (HWUv9)

75 and 11 of them dies of worms in 1811 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2012 06:30 PM (JMmQ9)

76 56 nerdygirl, they justify that by saying that Bush shouldn't have been President. He stole the election, blahblahblah

Yeah, it was totally OK for the FLOTUS to dictate election procedures after the fact but not at all OK for SCOTUS to do so. 

Posted by: AmishDude at June 28, 2012 06:31 PM (J5tI6)

77 HMS Victory from Wiki:

Current status

HMS Victory is still in commission as the flagship of the Second Sea Lord in his role as Commander in Chief of the Royal Navy's Home Command (CINCNAVHOME). She is the oldest commissioned warship in the world, although the USS Constitution, launched 30 years later, is the oldest commissioned warship still afloat. Victory attracts around 350,000 visitors per year in her role as a museum ship.

The westernmost entrance to the Royal Navy's facility in Portsmouth, HMS Nelson, is known as Victory Gate.

The current and 99th commanding officer is Lt-Cdr DJ 'Oscar' Whild Royal Navy, who assumed command on 1 September 2008.[6]

A historical relic of the origins of the Royal Navy requires all naval personnel to serve 'afloat', unlike the other two major services, the Army and the Royal Air Force which can be required to serve 'ashore or afloat'. As a consequence all Royal Naval shore establishments are designated as commissioned warships (and are known as "Her Majesty's Ship <whatever>"). Royal Naval personnel who are attached to a non naval establishment for any reason, are recorded as serving aboard HMS Victory.

(I thought the ironclad, HMS Warrior was still active but it's owned by a historical board and is designated a museum now. Apparently you can hire it as a wedding venue too.)

Posted by: andycanuck at June 28, 2012 06:31 PM (nrW1y)

78 My dads company gave Agnes Moorehead a Limousine ride to Rochester MN in 1974 and picked her up there in a Hearse. She should have taken the train. Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 28, 2012 10:30 PM (vbh31) Was her broom sticking out the back window?

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 06:31 PM (ejmiE)

79 Now, the drug war, even though it has grown, is about #972 on the list of threats to our liberty.
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It is interesting to ponder if the debates of the 90s might have gone differently if so many libertarians weren't obsessed with the drug war to exclusion of all else.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2012 06:31 PM (AUeaU)

80 Ref Spaceships drawn to scale... Put the Skylark of Valeron up there, NGC-1701 would be smaller than this ---> .

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 28, 2012 06:31 PM (44/AS)

81 kdabear is right, it really is a ball sucker - having roberts as a bolt out of the blue vote to uphold the mandate - but it is only one day in the fight. All things considered, it is sad we have let things go so far that we are relying on the court save our bacon. We are going to have to sack up and carry on. the elections are looking good for us and I do not think our miserable luck on this day is going to adversely affect our turnout in the election.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2012 06:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

82 I think the causes of death in 1800 would be more interesting, as it would surely include musket balls, tomahawks, and bear maulings.

I also find the decrease in deaths by "accidents" from 72 to 38 to be disturbing.  I blame it on warning labels.  If you are too stupid to know that using a toaster in the bathtub is dangerous, then you shouldn't be alive to lower the average IQ.

Posted by: elliot at June 28, 2012 06:32 PM (3caZC)

83 Better spaceship chart (large image 2000x2000): http://preview.tinyurl.com/lcxdfk

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 06:32 PM (bxiXv)

84 " It shouldn't be overturned by a court, it should be repealed by Congress. Make it clear to the libs that this is the will of the fucking people." Absolutely. It was stated in our liberal, mainstream newspaper earlier this week that according to polls, 33% of the people wanted it overturned. Wait till it sinks in to 27 year old college grads that they will be forced to buy insurance, or pay a tax. There are all kinds of youngish ones out there who could afford to buy it but didn't want to. Also wait to they start noticing that small businesses are going to refrain from hiring in order to stay below the magic number of 50.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2012 06:32 PM (+iR5Y)

85 Evening, Morons.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at June 28, 2012 06:32 PM (N/WI2)

86 So we can say for sure that the "conservative" justices are a definite minority on the court, right?

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 06:32 PM (HWUv9)

87

I was able to hit the Romney donate button earlier... but now am having trouble ordering a yard sign.

Anybody else having trouble with the store (non-donate) part of his website?

Posted by: knob at June 28, 2012 06:32 PM (54hYa)

88 They still train annapolis cadets on it.

I don't think so. The sailing crew are all volunteer ratings, not cadets.
Now USCG on the other hand -- those are some pretty hard boys.
Their academy makes all the others look like leave.

Posted by: comatus at June 28, 2012 06:33 PM (ZOlM3)

89 Will probably die of Mercury poisoning from government light bulbs.  Ya, friggin EPA want to shut down coal fired electric plants based on Mercury emissions, but want people to have Mercury filled light bulb all over their freek'n house.

Posted by: Deli LLama at June 28, 2012 06:33 PM (uv9eO)

90 Reposted from the previous thread. I agree completely

61 This is good stuff. It being payday, I gave a hundo myself. I was pretty bummed this morning, but then I realized: WE CAN'T BE LIKE THAT "DEMOCRACY DIED TONIGHT!!#!!!!111" GUY FROM WISCONSIN. We can't quit. Other than this one decision, the world is going our way and we can't step off their goddamned throats for one second!

Posted by: DanInMN at June 28, 2012 09:22 PM



Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 06:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

91 I also find the decrease in deaths by "accidents" from 72 to 38 to be disturbing.


Hold my beer.

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2012 06:33 PM (z9HTb)

92 2 Second? Posted by: cthulhu

I replied to you on the last thread, but I suspect you were already gone - yes, I'm the 'ette who gave you a ride to the Berzerkeley Moron Meet-Up when Gabe was out here.

I was the only woman, but not the only person wearing a skirt - though, technically, the guy was wearing a utilikilt.

What's up?

Posted by: Dianna at June 28, 2012 06:34 PM (mKMj1)

93 If size matters...

Posted by: Deathstar at June 28, 2012 06:35 PM (p9yIY)

94 If you like your Obamacare, you can keep your Obamacare

If you don't, you can let the IRS anally violate you.

The choice is really all yours.


Posted by: Justice Roberts at June 28, 2012 06:35 PM (AUeaU)

95 Was her broom sticking out the back window? Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 10:31 PM (ejmiE) ------------------------------------------------------- Hahahaha. We used to travel to factories to pick up new hearses all the time. I remember once we picked one up in Kentucky and on the way through Cincy we went to a Reds game. My brother and I had a ball literally freaking people out by peering out the back window of the hearse in the after game traffic. Good times.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 28, 2012 06:35 PM (jucos)

96 Doh!  I didn't see that list from 1811.  No tomahawks, or musket balls, but I guess Worms (not quite as exciting as bears), Dropsey, and lightning are still pretty cool.

Posted by: elliot at June 28, 2012 06:35 PM (3caZC)

97 Here's Taiwan on the Late Unpleasantness - http://www.youtube.com/user/NMAWorldEdition?feature=gb_p13n_ch_rec

They're siding with Obama-Roberts.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 28, 2012 06:35 PM (QTHTd)

98 One battle? We have 5 SC justices who believe their are *no* restrictions on what the government can do. And a Republican party that choose one of those five. Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2012 10:29 PM (AUeaU) Now we have not only one of the top 3 worst laws in American history to overturn, but one of the top 3 worst court decisions, too. And we need to convince a population with the attention span of a five-year-old and politicians to do it. Oy vey.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 06:36 PM (bxiXv)

99 96 2
Second?

Posted by: cthulhu

I replied to you on the last thread, but I suspect you were already gone - yes, I'm the 'ette who gave you a ride to the Berzerkeley Moron Meet-Up when Gabe was out here.

I was the only woman, but not the only person wearing a skirt - though, technically, the guy was wearing a utilikilt.

What's up?

Posted by: Dianna at June 28, 2012 10:34 PM (mKMj1)



I've got a pair of Marillion tix I won't be using tomorrow night. Want 'em?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 06:36 PM (kaalw)

100 Anybody else having trouble with the store (non-donate) part of his website? Posted by: knob

Not yet, but only because I haven't had time. I'm pretty sure that, when I get a chance to order stuff this weekend, it will be impossible. Every other irate taxpayer in the entire country will be trying to buy Romney swag.

Posted by: Dianna at June 28, 2012 06:36 PM (mKMj1)

101 "Otherwise they wouldn't have Che t-shirts and Mao tattoos, they're all about the murder. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith" In fairness, some of them are too stupid to know that Che stood political enemies up in firing squads. The one who know and still admire him are similar to Obama's azzhole friends like Bill Ayers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2012 06:37 PM (+iR5Y)

102 > 72 I prefer this site for Sci-fi stuff in scale. It doesn't stop at the puny size of the USS Enterprise. You're going all the way up to a Dyson Sphere. http://www.merzo.net/ Posted by: buzzion THAT'S what I'm talking about!

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 28, 2012 06:37 PM (44/AS)

103 I've got a pair of Marillion tix I won't be using tomorrow night. Want 'em?
Posted by: cthulhu

Sure - I'll let Rod know he's doomed to having his eardrums beaten in!

How much do we owe you, and where shall we meet?

Posted by: Dianna at June 28, 2012 06:38 PM (mKMj1)

104 For sex? dinner? Star Trek role playing (i.e. both)? More details may be needed ... These bath salts are making me hungry.

Posted by: toby928© at June 28, 2012 06:39 PM (QupBk)

105 1. Elizabeth Montgomery always bestirred my youthful loins. Although that might be TMI.

2. What is the terrible thing that happened to Dick York?

3. I'm taking the day off from politics tomorrow. Work, crossword puzzles, and MST3K episodes will restore my fighting trim and then we can start winning again.

4. Hang tight, morons. There's still time for our country.

Posted by: joncelli at June 28, 2012 06:39 PM (Rioqw)

106 .....Morehead?....I like that name!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 28, 2012 06:39 PM (QE/BE)

107

commutas

 

You're right, I guess I was thinking back when I was in high school.

 

 

In 1860, the Tripoli Monument was moved to the academy grounds. Later that year in August, the model of the USS Somers experiment was resurrected when the USS Constitution, now 60 years old, was pulled out of ordinary and refurbished as a school ship for the fourth-class midshipmen. She was anchored at the yard, and the plebes lived on board the ship to immediately introduce them to shipboard life and experiences

Posted by: robtr at June 28, 2012 06:39 PM (MtwBb)

108 87 Better spaceship chart (large image 2000x2000):

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lcxdfk

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 10:32 PM (bxiXv

 

Mines bigger

 

http://www.merzo.net

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2012 06:39 PM (GULKT)

109 85 kdabear is right,

it really is a ball sucker - having roberts as a bolt out of the blue vote to uphold the mandate - but it is only one day in the fight. All things considered, it is sad we have let things go so far that we are relying on the court save our bacon. We are going to have to sack up and carry on. the elections are looking good for us and I do not think our miserable luck on this day is going to adversely affect our turnout in the election.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2012 10:32 PM

I wasn't shocked that it was upheld, I was just shocked that it was Roberts who sided with the socialists. I felt like Michael Corleone when he found out that it was Fredo who'd betrayed him

We're supposed to be conservatives who don't count on 5 people in robes to make things right for us.  When you've got a turd that needs flushing, you have to pull the handle yourself

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 06:39 PM (Y+DPZ)

110 Will probably die of Mercury poisoning from government light bulbs.
And keep it in green wallpaper where it belongs, mes amis.

Posted by: zombie napoleon at June 28, 2012 06:40 PM (nrW1y)

111 106 > 72 I prefer this site for Sci-fi stuff in scale. It doesn't stop at the puny size of the USS Enterprise. You're going all the way up to a Dyson Sphere. http://www.merzo.net/

Haha, an Ewok is representing on the 100x page.

Posted by: US Constitution at June 28, 2012 06:40 PM (QlKw/)

112 Damn spell checker. There's no g on representin'.

Posted by: US Constitution at June 28, 2012 06:41 PM (QlKw/)

113 Wonder how Hulk lasts so long?

Bob Dole tell Hulk about little blue pill.
Whole bottle fit in purple stretchy pants easy.

Does cause wear on stretchy pants and affects Hulk's wind drift when jumping.

Posted by: The Incredible Hulk at June 28, 2012 06:42 PM (EyTMo)

114 Sure - I'll let Rod know he's doomed to having his eardrums beaten in!

How much do we owe you, and where shall we meet?

Posted by: Dianna at June 28, 2012 10:38 PM (mKMj1)



You'll owe me a ride to the next Berkeley moron meetup, or -- if the thought of that is too horrible to contemplate -- whatever you feel like instead. I vaguely recall that you might work in PA. Which part?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 06:42 PM (kaalw)

115 Agnes Moorehead was a Republican to the right of Reagan back when it didn't destroy your career.

Liz Montgomery's dad Robert Montgomery was also on the Right, but unfortunately Liz became an activist lefty

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 06:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

116 72 I prefer this site for Sci-fi stuff in scale. It doesn't stop at the puny size of the USS Enterprise. You're going all the way up to a Dyson Sphere. http://www.merzo.net/ Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2012 10:29 PM (GULKT) Well, the Drazi Sun Hawk from B5 is completely wrong. It's bigger than a Whitestar, 350 meters in length. They show it as more like a fighter.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 06:42 PM (bxiXv)

117 Let's all drop our pants!

Posted by: william shatner at June 28, 2012 06:43 PM (nrW1y)

118 Maurice Sendak: Great author/falming radical buggerer.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2012 06:43 PM (TgZVh)

119 Bernard James 33rd pick in the NBA draft, after serving 3 tours of duty in the USAF. Standing ovation and chants of U S A as he came forward. We still are the best country in the world.

Posted by: Stormy at June 28, 2012 06:43 PM (8J9h2)

120 2. What is the terrible thing that happened to Dick York? Died broke and confined to a wheelchair due to MS. Was on welfare in NYC, IIRC.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 06:43 PM (ejmiE)

121 in re: spaceships to scale The one that always pisses me off is Discovery from 2001: A Space Odyssey Watch the scene where Bowman had recovered Poole's body (oops, sorry; SPOILER ALERT); the "Open the pod bay doors, HAL" "I'm afraid I can't do that Dave" scene. Based on the scale of the interior shots of Discovery, the ship should have been at least 8 times larger that the pod; in the film it's barely 4 times larger, if that. Yes, I do spend an awfully lot of time alone, why do you ask?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2012 06:44 PM (JMmQ9)

122 2. What is the terrible thing that happened to Dick York? Posted by: joncelli at June 28, 2012 10:39 PM (Rioqw) He had to quit because of severe pain, illness, and even blackouts, partly because of a bad back. It cost him his career. And after that, had to overcome an addiction to painkillers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 06:44 PM (bxiXv)

123 #88 Bummer, I got that percentage wrong, it was 33% who wanted it kept.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2012 06:45 PM (+iR5Y)

124 And the MS.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 06:45 PM (bxiXv)

125 I vaguely recall that you might work in PA. Which part?
Posted by: cthulhu

I work in SF - I'm the grants administrator for a charity. I usually catch the 4:33 train out of the city and it stops in PA around 5:20 or so.

BTW, any old time there's a Moron Meet-up, we're good for rides. There's a reason we have a ginormous vehicle!

Posted by: Dianna at June 28, 2012 06:45 PM (mKMj1)

126

Well I have to get this off my chest.

 

Roberts not only made a bad decsion but he really whimped out in his opinion. When he said it wasn't his job to protect us from bad decisions that politicians make I have to ask then what the fuck is your job. Is your job to call a mandate a tax when it wasn't passed as a tax, when it probably would have never passed the senate as a tax? Or is your job that when the assholes we elect do something uncontitutional to strike it down and protect us from that.  I think it was his job and he failed at it.

 

Sorry Roberts but you whimped out

Posted by: robtr at June 28, 2012 06:46 PM (MtwBb)

127 Based on the scale of the interior shots of Discovery, the ship should have been at least 8 times larger that the pod; in the film it's barely 4 times larger, if that. Yes, I do spend an awfully lot of time alone, why do you ask? Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2012 10:44 PM (JMmQ9) Stop shrinking the ship, HAL. Bite me, Dave.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 06:46 PM (ejmiE)

128 113 "I wasn't shocked that it was upheld, I was just shocked that it was Roberts who sided with the socialists. I felt like Michael Corleone when he found out that it was Fredo who'd betrayed him" From this point forward, I shall refer to him as Chief Justice 'Fredo Corleone' Roberts. Like I refer to the President as King Shithead Communist.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at June 28, 2012 06:46 PM (5mx3x)

129 Bummer, I got that percentage wrong, it was 33% who wanted it kept. Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2012 10:45 PM (+iR5Y) They don't care what the people think. Their guiding philosophy is that they *always* know better than you. Also the murder, which is more of a perk.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 06:46 PM (bxiXv)

130 ObamaTax- all the effeciency of the DMV, and all the compassion of the IRS.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 28, 2012 06:47 PM (mV8sg)

131 "but want people to have Mercury filled light bulb all over their freek'n house. Posted by: Deli LLama" Because the genius liberals think that the proportion of the population that are too stupid and lazy to support themselves without gubmint handouts are going to properly disposed of their mercury bulbs. Not to mention those of us who throw them in the trash out of spite. Screw the environment.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2012 06:48 PM (+iR5Y)

132

Posted by: robtr at June 28, 2012 10:46 PM (MtwBb)

 

I think the thing that really pisses me off about Roberts, is that he had to go out of his way to find this thing Constitutional.... he had to CREATE a reason... one that was not really argued.

 

 

And.... if it is a Tax?  What kind of Tax?  Its not Income, or Excise, or an Impost or duty.... 

 

I guess we should call it a Roberts Tax... ie a Tax we make you pay if you don't do what we want....

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2012 06:49 PM (lZBBB)

133 Iowahawk tweet,
last time democrats celebrated this hard after a health care victory they lost 60 house seats,

Also abstaining from the Holder contempt vote 300 dead Mexicans!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at June 28, 2012 06:49 PM (nonzP)

134 ....

Posted by: Mindy doesn't know what to say ... at June 28, 2012 06:49 PM (DAiZL)

135 23 Elizabeth Montgomery was HOT.
Seconded. Even if she was old enough to be my mom.  Probably the first TV actress I had a crush on.

I feel like crap today, folks.  Spend almost the entire day angry, which is so not normal to me.  I want to scream at my lib friends "Don't you GET it??? DON'T you???"  Of course, they probably don't or just don't care.  I am so freakin' frustrated. November can't get here soon enough.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 28, 2012 06:49 PM (A2LXE)

136 Yes, Roberts fucked up big time. He squealed about not acting like a legislator as he was acting like a legislator. I bet he drives waiters crazy.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 06:50 PM (ejmiE)

137 A lot of the B5 stuff on the Starship Dimensions page is wrong. WTF, they're supposed to be NERDS. Nerds aren't supposed to screw that kind of thing up. And they have the Sun Hawk listed twice, one too small, the other too big.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 06:50 PM (bxiXv)

138 Elizabeth Montgomery was a yummy witch.

Posted by: rfichoke at June 28, 2012 06:51 PM (Y1c/9)

139 Some cool kittehs, and three doggehs, to cheer everyone up a bit.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 28, 2012 06:51 PM (nrW1y)

140 My reaction when I read it was Roberts who upheld it;



Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 06:51 PM (Y+DPZ)

141 I think the thing that really pisses me off about Roberts, is that he had to go out of his way to find this thing Constitutional.... he had to CREATE a reason... one that was not really argued. Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2012 10:49 PM (lZBBB) The more you think about it, the dumber it gets. I want to scream at my lib friends "Don't you GET it??? DON'T you???" Of course, they probably don't or just don't care. I am so freakin' frustrated. November can't get here soon enough. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 28, 2012 10:49 PM (A2LXE) They're probably joking about killing you on Facecrook, so, yeah, they probably don't care.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 06:52 PM (bxiXv)

142 143 A lot of the B5 stuff on the Starship Dimensions page is wrong.

WTF, they're supposed to be NERDS. Nerds aren't supposed to screw that kind of thing up.

And they have the Sun Hawk listed twice, one too small, the other too big.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 10:50 PM (bxiXv

 

Probably not a babylon 5 fan and only included them out of necessity.  And then there's always the possibility of contradictory information. 

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2012 06:52 PM (GULKT)

143 A Elizabeth Montgomey/eman/Barbara Eden sandwich has been a dream of mine since 1968. Oh well.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 06:53 PM (ejmiE)

144 #131: He said it's not the Supreme Court's job to protect Americans from the consequences of elections, and he's right. But, it's also not the Supreme Court's job to rewrite bad laws and try to shoehorn them into a thin veneer of Constitutionality.

To me, Roberts will always be the judge who overturned the Emancipation Proclamation.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 28, 2012 06:53 PM (3yCFy)

145 Okay, so one of the things mentioned on Prager today was that if Zerocare is a tax, then it should have originated in the House (it didn't).  Why should not the House immediately ditch it?

Anyone?  Anyone?

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2012 06:53 PM (TgZVh)

146 A little motivational speech for bummed morons;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek6PwrcaYKw

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 06:54 PM (Y+DPZ)

147 Probably not a babylon 5 fan and only included them out of necessity. And then there's always the possibility of contradictory information. Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2012 10:52 PM (GULKT) I definitely vote for "not caring." The official "tech manual" is online. I got the CD version back in the day, and I'm not even a real nerd.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 06:54 PM (bxiXv)

148 "121 Let's all drop our pants! Posted by: william shatner " I felt bad for him. Did they still hand rape him after that? Cause I'm pretty sure all the passengers were afraid he might be a terroist.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2012 06:54 PM (+iR5Y)

149 Posted by: Dianna at June 28, 2012 10:45 PM (mKMj1)



Mind like a steel trap -- prone to rust and illegal in 38 states....ok, so it's been a while -- do you have any info about me lying around? Phone number (call), email address (write).....? I'd like to take this example of "morons helping morons" off the main ONT. Otherwise, suggest a communication method.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 06:54 PM (kaalw)

150 Imagine having sex with your wife,  Samantha the witch.  She gives you an  amused smile, then twitches her nose.  You remember nothing ...

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2012 06:54 PM (BAS5M)

151

The USCGS Eagle is the training ship for Coast Guard cadets.   Built in Germany in the '30s it is a steel hulled tall ship. 

 

Saw it in Baltimore, along with tall ships from Colombia, Ecuador, Brazil, Indonesia, Chile a couple weeks ago.  

 

The Constellation is permanently moored in the harbor, and there has been some controversy about the authenticity of it.  Still a nice old ship though.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2012 06:55 PM (l3vZN)

152 Never liked B5. Insisted upon itself.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 06:55 PM (ejmiE)

153 The AP is predictably spinning today's decision as good news in their recap, but I found this in the very last section:
 
Some parts of the law have proven popular. But the insurance mandate is widely disliked.

Each time The Associated Press has asked in polls, more than 8 in 10 Americans have said the government should not have the right to require everyone to buy health insurance.

 
Yeah what do a bunch of mouth breathing knuckle dragging Americans know about the overreach of the law, eh Mr. Roberts?
 
(I can provide a link for this if anyone cares).

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2012 06:55 PM (ccXZP)

154 Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 10:51 PM I'm sure it's harmless, and all, kbdabear; but bomber got "ghey-rolled" last night and I'm not taking any chances see what I did there, again?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2012 06:55 PM (JMmQ9)

155 Anyone? Anyone? Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2012 10:53 PM (TgZVh) What?!?! I'm here!

Posted by: Ferris Bueller at June 28, 2012 06:55 PM (bxiXv)

156 Maybe they were worried that Shatner might deliver a spoken-word rendition of Joy Division's "Love Will Tear Us Apart"

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 28, 2012 06:55 PM (QTHTd)

157 Anyway, good night.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 28, 2012 06:56 PM (tggDG)

158 Yes, nerdygirl. The TSA went where no man has gone before.

Posted by: william shatner at June 28, 2012 06:56 PM (nrW1y)

159 pixy, please If it's the ampersands you want, take them and go in peace. But leave us the sub-text....

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2012 06:56 PM (JMmQ9)

160 I know that we're supposed to be very wary of gingers, but the Wendy's redhead is one of those cute girls who you feel you'd have a chance with

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 06:57 PM (Y+DPZ)

161 152 Okay, so one of the things mentioned on Prager today was that if Zerocare is a tax, then it should have originated in the House (it didn't). Why should not the House immediately ditch it?

Anyone? Anyone?

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2012 10:53 PM (TgZVh)


Because technically it did originate in the House, in that they took a House bill, gutted it, stuck in the Obamacare language from the Senate and then sent the whole twisted monstrosity to reconciliation. If it hadn't "originated" in the House this way it would have been much easier to find a judge to strike it down.

Posted by: joncelli at June 28, 2012 06:57 PM (Rioqw)

162 Smamntha or Jeannie ... I could never decide.  I'm still conflicted.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 28, 2012 06:57 PM (yRa5M)

163 Mind like a steel trap -- prone to rust and illegal in 38 states....ok, so it's been a while -- do you have any info about me lying around? Phone number (call), email address (write).....? I'd like to take this example of "morons helping morons" off the main ONT. Otherwise, suggest a communication method.
Posted by: cthulhu

Give me a bit. It's kind of buried in the voluminous inbox of my life.

Posted by: Dianna at June 28, 2012 06:57 PM (mKMj1)

164

He said it's not the Supreme Court's job to protect Americans from the consequences of elections, and he's right. But, it's also not the Supreme Court's job to rewrite bad laws and try to shoehorn them into a thin veneer of Constitutionality.

 

 

Really was that what he said? Great, so anyone we elect can do whateverthefucktheywant regardless of the constitution.

 

So why the fuck do we pay him then?

Posted by: robtr at June 28, 2012 06:57 PM (MtwBb)

165

A Elizabeth Montgomey/eman/Barbara Eden sandwich has been a dream of mine since 1968.

Oh well.

 

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 10:53 PM (ejmiE)

 

It's not too late, is it?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2012 06:58 PM (BAS5M)

166 Uhh, how is it going to be overturned? The GOP???

HHAhahahahHAHahahhahHAh

The only shot we had was the SCOTUS and that didn't go so well.

Everything goes in one direction and one direction only, LEFTWARD!!!

Sometimes slow, sometimes very fast, but always, always leftward.

Posted by: General Woundwort at June 28, 2012 06:58 PM (DWgdc)

167 1) They claimed it wasn't a tax. 2) It's not described as a tax in the law. 3) It's not a kind of tax recognized as a power in the Constitution. 4) If it was a tax, it would have to originate in the House. 5) The Court is not authorized to change the *character* of laws the consider, especially in a way that violates the Constitution. 6) John Roberts has joined the illustrious chorus of the SCOAMFs.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 06:58 PM (bxiXv)

168 Yes, Roberts fucked up big time.

He squealed about not acting like a legislator as he was acting like a legislator.

I bet he drives waiters crazy.


The obvious thing for him to do was to void the law and say that if Congress were to go back and call it a tax, it would be OK.  Manifestly stupid.

Of course, I think that going to law school is a negative indicator of intellect.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 28, 2012 06:58 PM (J5tI6)

169 ""To me, Roberts will always be the judge who overturned the Emancipation Proclamation.""


I'll always think of him as the judge who uses his manroot as a  Popeil pocket bag pipe.

Posted by: Berserker at June 28, 2012 06:58 PM (FMbng)

170 Argh!

Cthulhu? I know I have it. Somewhere.

Posted by: Dianna at June 28, 2012 06:59 PM (mKMj1)

171 It's also worth noting that the Dems had to use non-democratic (with a small D) methods to get the last few Senators in that filibuster-proof Senate majority that they needed to force Obamacare on us.

That kind of contradicts that "consequences of elections" crap Roberts wrote about today, doesn't it?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 28, 2012 06:59 PM (3yCFy)

172 That's it for me morons. Too hot to rehash this shitty day and I need all the beauty rest I can get.

Posted by: joncelli at June 28, 2012 06:59 PM (Rioqw)

173 Clooney turned around and very snottily said, "It's PRESIDENT Obama". No man that called me "the enemy" and told me to "shut up and sit in the back" will ever be President Obama to me. It's intended to be said out of respect. If it's not earned, you do not get it.

Posted by: ChampionCapua at June 28, 2012 06:59 PM (KZi9D)

174 It's not too late, is it? Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2012 10:58 PM (BAS5M) EM would have to be a ghost or a zombie. And BE has that old lady smell by now.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 07:00 PM (ejmiE)

175 @176

Roberts will always be Souter Part II.

Posted by: General Woundwort at June 28, 2012 07:00 PM (DWgdc)

176 So why the fuck do we pay him then? Posted by: robtr at June 28, 2012 10:57 PM (MtwBb) The second he's sworn in, Romney should cut off the Supreme's health care. Tell them it's cheaper to pay the fine, they have to find their own. He may not actually be able to *do* that, but I'd love to see their faces if he did.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 07:00 PM (bxiXv)

177 Seriously, if I were to have a full-frontal lobotomy, would the piece of my brain that they take out be able to graduate from Harvard Law School?

Because I'm thinking...yes.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 28, 2012 07:00 PM (J5tI6)

178 "Elizabeth Montgomery was HOT." Her Lizzie Borden performance brought many whacks to the hatchet shaft...

Posted by: derit at June 28, 2012 07:00 PM (ruiF1)

179 I'd rather see the Enterprise's depth, it never looked architecturally correct. They should add Ringworld just for giggles.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 28, 2012 07:01 PM (ZhEoC)

180 Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 10:53 PM (ejmiE)

I saw Barbara Eden in "Ride the Wild Surf" this morning... I'd like to tap her back in the day... along with Yvonne Craig...

Posted by: Mjölnir the banhammer at June 28, 2012 07:01 PM (Jls4P)

181 The second he's sworn in, Romney should cut off the Supreme's health care. Tell them it's cheaper to pay the fine, they have to find their own.

He may not actually be able to *do* that, but I'd love to see their faces if he did.


Tax 100% of their salary.

It's totally constitutional.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 28, 2012 07:01 PM (J5tI6)

182 >>>Everything goes in one direction and one direction only, LEFTWARD!!!
Sometimes slow, sometimes very fast, but always, always leftward.


Well, not everything.

Posted by: Scott Norwood and the Buffalo Bills at June 28, 2012 07:01 PM (QlKw/)

183 Posted by: joncelli at June 28, 2012 10:57 PM (Rioqw) If that legislative clusterfuck somehow qualifies as "originating in the House," then we're down to four fatal reasons why Roberts' bugfuck-insane logic is wrong.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 07:02 PM (bxiXv)

184 Roberts should stop thinking so hard.  Obviously, he isn't very good at it.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 28, 2012 07:03 PM (J5tI6)

185 Whatever Roberts's blackmailer has on him, it must be pret-ty juicy.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 28, 2012 07:03 PM (3yCFy)

186 The cost of this monstrosity will sink all of us



Posted by: Whitey in Whitefish at June 28, 2012 07:04 PM (Dll6b)

187 Adam Baldwin ‏@adamsbaldwin

RT @PoliticsOfFear "Maybe Meghan @McCainBlogette is the future of the Republican Party after all." ~

http://pic.twitter.com/XYR5Zv8o


Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 07:04 PM (Y+DPZ)

188 OMG!

Did someone already post this?


https://store.barackobama.com/?source=primary-nav

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 07:05 PM (piMMO)

189 187 I'd rather see the Enterprise's depth, it never looked architecturally correct. They should add Ringworld just for giggles.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 28, 2012 11:01 PM (ZhEoC)

 

Check my link in the "Big" Section.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2012 07:05 PM (GULKT)

190 TwitchyTeam ‏@TwitchyTeam

Obama just tweeted that Obamacare is "Still a BFD". Seriously -> http://bit.ly/KQ4HqR -SG 


Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 07:06 PM (Y+DPZ)

191

hi ont. Hope everyone is feeling a little better after ten or so cocktails. I will say this and then let it go. I just texted everyone on my phone list and gave them shit if they voted obama/dem. I told then they saddled their kids with debt/taxes/servitude for life.

Not heard back from a damn one of the liberal family yet.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 07:06 PM (fHyXI)

192 @191

They lied, cheated and ran against and around every procedure for passing this legislation then the Supreme Court validated the law on grounds that the
supporters of the law didn't even make.

The fix was in. It was always in.

Posted by: General Woundwort at June 28, 2012 07:07 PM (DWgdc)

193 Oh my God...it's full of taxes!

Posted by: Keir Dullea at June 28, 2012 07:07 PM (KZi9D)

194 I get the whole "we are conservatives and we need to get the legislature to fix this" argument. However I think that many are overlooking a very painful reality. Congress may now pass a law that mandates that everyone buy solar panels. If they do not then Congress can punish them with a special tax. As long as they call it a tax, it's supposedly Constitutional. No more Solyndra's going bankrupt in the future. If you have enough money and enough democrats in office, guess what? Whatever worthless, piece of crap product you make can now be mandated for the "public good" and if people refuse to buy it, they can be "taxed" and that money can be used to subsidize you anyway. They can pretty much force you to buy anything, and punish you with a "tax" if you fail to comply. That is what Chief Injustice Roberts foisted on America today. Don't give a fuck what his reasons were, don't give a fuck what supposed logic he used. This worthless piece of shit just killed my country. One election, or two, or even five won't fix that. Eventually you'll get another liberal in power - and when you do, kiss America goodbye. Permanently. Sorry folks, not seeing a silver lining here. I really hope I'm wrong - Believe me I do. But sadly, I don't think I am. Turning it back over to HB now - just not really in a place where I should be posting right now.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 28, 2012 07:07 PM (R5yLq)

195 We act shocked but I remember when Roberts was picked. He was no conservative savior for the court at the time. He was wildly viewed as being another Souter. A safe pick that wouldn't create a political problem getting through the Senate.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 28, 2012 07:07 PM (GZitp)

196 The USCGS Taney is in the Baltimore Inner Harbor in good shape.
Last of the Pearl Harbor fleet,
Although I expect some of its fellows light up just as bright every night underwater in Bikini Atoll.

Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2012 07:08 PM (EyTMo)

197 And BE has that old lady smell by now.

 

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 11:00 PM (ejmiE)

 

Lilac water and moth balls?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2012 07:08 PM (BAS5M)

198 A little motivational speech for bummed morons; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek6PwrcaYKw Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 10:54 PM (Y+DPZ) This November, let's one for the zipper!

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2012 07:08 PM (XYqoq)

199

I'm not so sure longer life expectancy is such a great thing after today.  If Taxmageddon isn't repealed I'll have to eventually cancel my health/dental/vision insurance as I won't be able to afford it.

Of course being turned into soylent green will keep someone else afloat for awhile so my life won't be a total waste.

Posted by: Cheri at June 28, 2012 07:08 PM (Ojgzr)

200 I woulda thought that this CA private school should make the 10 weird schools -- the 'principal' sends the students out to panhandle all the time.
 
http://preview.tinyurl.com/7wy9cr6 (Foxnews link)
 
Of course, there just might a dab of fraud involved.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2012 07:08 PM (ccXZP)

201 now I remember the question I had earlier today Maet (or any of the cob-loggers who are here)...all these candidate ads (the last f5 featured the Lil'Debbie Stabenow ad), does Ace get to collect if I just click thru? Or is the blog's ad revenue driven by actual money transactions? 'cause it would seriously crack my ass up if Lil'Debbie's campaign had to front cash monies to the ewok just because I clicked thru please advise, thx

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2012 07:08 PM (JMmQ9)

202 Cthulhu? Can you find the exchange? Because I can't. It's annoying. I didn't think I'd blitzed it, but maybe I did.

Posted by: Dianna at June 28, 2012 07:09 PM (mKMj1)

203 On the Enterprise, I was the "Big Section".

Posted by: william shatner at June 28, 2012 07:09 PM (nrW1y)

204 198 TwitchyTeam þ@TwitchyTeam

Obama just tweeted that Obamacare is "Still a BFD". Seriously -> http://bit.ly/KQ4HqR -SG


Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 11:06 PM (Y+DPZ)

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho has spoken

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 07:10 PM (fHyXI)

205 Hell, there was just an Elizabeth Warren ad on the front page.

Posted by: CDR M at June 28, 2012 07:10 PM (EFzYw)

206 177 Argh!

Cthulhu? I know I have it. Somewhere.

Posted by: Dianna at June 28, 2012 10:59 PM (mKMj1)



I don't intend to cause you unnecessary stress.....if it isn't reasonably close to the top of the pile, we could go for some plan B sort of thing. Is there anything in the Yahoo group, for instance? -- if I remember how to get in there....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 07:11 PM (kaalw)

207 but I always had a soft spot for Cajuns since Southern Comfort.

Posted by: USS Diversity at June 28, 2012 10:53 PM (cjTjM)


I wasn't always so soft...

Posted by: USS Diversity's Liver at June 28, 2012 07:11 PM (LK3ef)

208 Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 11:10 PM (fHyXI) It says here you're fucked up, you talk like a fag and your shit's retarded. Mr. President.

Posted by: Keir Dullea at June 28, 2012 07:11 PM (KZi9D)

209 So Supreme Court scrutinizing of voter fraud will be out of the question?

Posted by: EROWMER at June 28, 2012 07:12 PM (sIm3i)

210 Is Nanny Botox going to walk in front of the Capitol with her big inflatable gavel again?

Maybe John "I Cannot Lie" Lewis will go with her while phantoms spit on him

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 07:12 PM (Y+DPZ)

211 Turning it back over to HB now - just not really in a place where I should be posting right now. Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 28, 2012 11:07 PM (R5yLq) Yeah, people seem to be underestimating the damage. It almost makes Ocare itself seem trivial - almost.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 07:12 PM (bxiXv)

212

Bikini is where the German battlecruise Prinz Eugen ended up.  She was the only major warship to survive and was a spoil of war and used in the A bomb test.

 

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2012 07:12 PM (l3vZN)

213 Maet (or any of the cob-loggers who are here)...all these candidate ads (the last f5 featured the Lil'Debbie Stabenow ad), does Ace get to collect if I just click thru? Or is the blog's ad revenue driven by actual money transactions?

I'm pretty sure it's based on click-thrus.

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 28, 2012 07:12 PM (pAlYe)

214 Congress may now pass a law that mandates that everyone buy solar panels. If they do not then Congress can punish them with a special tax. As long as they call it a tax, it's supposedly Constitutional. ***** Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 28, 2012 11:07 PM (R5yLq) People aren't wearing enough hats. Certainly. Hat sales have increased but not pari passu, as our research...

Posted by: The Political Hat of The Very Big Corporation of America at June 28, 2012 07:13 PM (XYqoq)

215

Oh, and the little Marxist in training need to be spanked hard and their parents horsewhipped. 

I guess that I'm not in the frame of mind to post right now either. Shit.

Posted by: Cheri at June 28, 2012 07:13 PM (Ojgzr)

216 Hitler hasn't weighed in on Youtube about the decision yet. Maybe he's very pleased

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 07:14 PM (Y+DPZ)

217 Well I clucked the shit out of that Warren ad like it was an Indian war drum.

Posted by: CDR M at June 28, 2012 07:14 PM (EFzYw)

218 Elizabeth Montgomery watches you fap.

Posted by: toby928© at June 28, 2012 07:14 PM (QupBk)

219 I saved it to Flicker so you don't have to go to his site: 

http://flic.kr/p/cnBDuU

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 07:14 PM (piMMO)

220 I don't intend to cause you unnecessary stress.....if it isn't reasonably close to the top of the pile, we could go for some plan B sort of thing. Is there anything in the Yahoo group, for instance? -- if I remember how to get in there.... Posted by: cthulhu

Don't sweat it - I'm the world's worst for this sort of thing.

Plan B would be...um. I dunno.

Let me try the yahoo group. I haven't signed in at Yahoo in forever, I don't know if I've still got an active account.

Posted by: Dianna at June 28, 2012 07:14 PM (mKMj1)

221 Fuckin' auto correct. Clicked.

Posted by: CDR M at June 28, 2012 07:15 PM (EFzYw)

222 Time for a lace wig tax.

Posted by: CDR M at June 28, 2012 07:15 PM (EFzYw)

223 and I'm out of booze. Damn!

Posted by: Cheri at June 28, 2012 07:16 PM (Ojgzr)

224

Coming soon, now that penalty taxes have been given the green light:

 

Bachelor tax:  Never married males aren't paying their fair share towards the upkeep and support of baby mommas and their bastard offspring.  Previously married but now unattached males pay a reduced tax.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2012 07:16 PM (BAS5M)

225 And BE has that old lady smell by now.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 11:00 PM (ejmiE)


http://tinyurl.com/7x5lmjk


Oh, I don't know . . . . . (wait for it, wait for it)


I'D HIT IT!!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 28, 2012 07:18 PM (CP+yl)

226 Sigh. The Yahoo group thingy needs 24 hours to figure out if I'm a living human being. Oh, dear.

Cthulhu, it's a great offer, but let's leave it be. I will still be available for a ride to any and all Moron Meet-ups.

Posted by: Dianna at June 28, 2012 07:18 PM (mKMj1)

227 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2012 11:12 PM (l3vZN)

Actually the Japanese Battleship Nagato was there (sunk during test shot Baker), and the Sakawa (sunk by test shot Able)

Posted by: Mjölnir the banhammer at June 28, 2012 07:18 PM (Jls4P)

228 Despite Pets.com's enormous failure as a business, you gotta admire the ad campaign.

Full disclosure: in high school, I was friends with the guy who would go on to write and direct the Pets.com commercials.

Among a great many other things.

Posted by: Lewis at June 28, 2012 07:18 PM (UB1pV)

229 Barking dog tax: Because if your dog barks a lot and disrupts the peace and harmony of the neighborhood, it can lead to stress and hearing loss for your neighbors, which will make them sicker and increase everyone's health care costs. 

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 07:19 PM (LK3ef)

230 Seriously.... aren't you even going to look?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 07:20 PM (piMMO)

231 Just saw on FOX a new healthcare.gov obamacare commercial. this one was of decent quality at follows the "war on women" meme with praising the new law as finally giving women health care like mammograms. I worry that these commercials funded by taxpayers will move swing voters to the dark side.

Posted by: Avi at June 28, 2012 07:20 PM (51xVX)

232 Gun tax:  Because guns are, like, evil 'n' stuff.  Tax will start at $1 million per gun.  But you still have the right to own a gun.  It's just a tax!

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 07:20 PM (LK3ef)

233 237 Barking dog tax: Because if your dog barks a lot and disrupts the peace and harmony of the neighborhood, it can lead to stress and hearing loss for your neighbors, which will make them sicker and increase everyone's health care costs.
Posted by: chemjeff

Extra penalties for yipping ankle biters?

Our neighbors have a pack of chihuahuas. I don't really dislike my neighbors, but I've come to despise those dogs.

Posted by: Dianna at June 28, 2012 07:21 PM (mKMj1)

234 The possibilities are endless.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 07:21 PM (LK3ef)

235 240 Gun tax: Because guns are, like, evil 'n' stuff. Tax will start at $1 million per gun. But you still have the right to own a gun. It's just a tax! Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 11:20 PM (LK3ef) They tried that. And with ammunition, too. Probably would pass now. Hell, they need to pass a Federal tax to help improve sanitation systems nationwide. They can call it the Asshole Tax.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 07:22 PM (bxiXv)

236 I'm pretty sure it's based on click-thrus. Posted by: Mætenloch at June 28, 2012 11:12 PM Thanks, Maet. Sweet! I'm gonna start clickin' thru on those ads like a lab rat twitchin' for a cocaine pellet. Next week, when you hear that Lil'Debbie's campaign is low on funds and that a certain ewok has bought an island....that was me. You're welcome.

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2012 07:22 PM (JMmQ9)

237 138 And.... if it is a Tax? What kind of Tax? Its not Income, or Excise, or an Impost or duty.. It sounds like a poll tax. Which would be a violation of the 14th Article of Amendment.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 28, 2012 07:24 PM (RJOgX)

238 Low mileage tax:  To replace all our "crumbling" transportation infrastructure, a minimum  flat-rate tax is imposed unless you can prove you drive more than  15,000 miles per year in a conventional  gasoline  combustion-engined vehicle.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2012 07:24 PM (BAS5M)

239 It's a per capita tax. Also a no no.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 28, 2012 07:24 PM (CP+yl)

240 Here's a little bit of anti-SCoaMF sanity to help the alcohol sooth ourselves: Ronald Reagan Speaks Out Against Socialized Medicine http://preview.tinyurl.com/37ur5u

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2012 07:24 PM (XYqoq)

241 a word of caution...know what you're clicking on...the ad featuring Lil'Debbie is actually an anti-Lil'Debbie ad... patience and caution, let's not bankrupt the good guys

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2012 07:25 PM (JMmQ9)

242 Julia found a Federal program that pays the tax for her.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 07:25 PM (ejmiE)

243

Well Roberts just gave the government unlimited taxing power. That was settled a long time ago in Baily V Drexall Furniture. The court ruled congress could not use it's taxing power as a penalty. The equal protection clause speaks to that.

 

If they wanted to tax us to pay for somebody who refused to buy HC they could but they would have to tax all of us. They could give us a deduction if we had HC and it would be legal.

 

They don't have to do that anymore. They can tax your behavior without taxing everyone. Equal Protection be damned. They could tax you for being a republican under Roberts new found congressional powers in the constitution.

Posted by: robtr at June 28, 2012 07:25 PM (MtwBb)

244 when supporting these laws and the taxes that go with them, the left conveniently forgets the bureaucracy and privacy invasion required to monitor and implement them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 28, 2012 07:26 PM (CP+yl)

245 240 re gun tax chemjeff,
 
Nah, AllahP debunked that particular argument tonight. Gun ownership is already protected by the 2nd, so that right can't be unreasonably infringed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2012 07:26 PM (ccXZP)

246 Can't find the emails on the two computers easiest to access....the joke is that I've been reconstructing my home network of late and didn't plug everything back in yet. Ah, yes -- a bounced email on the former mp3 server....see if you got anything.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 07:27 PM (kaalw)

247 when supporting these laws and the taxes that go with them, the left conveniently forgets the bureaucracy and privacy invasion required to monitor and implement them.

 

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 28, 2012 11:26 PM (CP+yl)

 

Bonus feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2012 07:27 PM (BAS5M)

248 We need a #NewObamaTaxes hash for Twitter

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat at June 28, 2012 07:27 PM (XYqoq)

249 I can't wait for Slublog to get a hold of that t-shirt!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 07:27 PM (piMMO)

250 cthulhu.

you've got enough computers; pay tax of $500 per excess of 2.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 28, 2012 07:28 PM (CP+yl)

251 #219 Stuck explained it to me earlier. If he is right Obamacare won't even need to be repealed. A lot of states will opt out right away. The rest will have to drop it because they won't be able to afford it.

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 28, 2012 07:28 PM (R5yLq)

252 We need a #NewObamaTaxes hash for Twitter


*****

Right now we're jacking #BFD

the asshole!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 07:29 PM (piMMO)

253 Interwebs Tax? Interebs access is a civil right. Someone's got to pay to give to those who can't afford it.

And apparently all of you are wealthy enough to waste away all this time on the HQ, so everytime you refresh the ONT it's gonna cost you big!

Posted by: Uncle Sam, getting ready to you the reach around at June 28, 2012 07:29 PM (QlKw/)

254 #232: Yep, now that marriage has been turned into a serious gamble for men, and our birthrate's down and feminists still want husbands, I've been (not quite seriously) thinking that we'd see a law requiring men to marry before they're 30.

Roberts has cleared the way for that, too!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 28, 2012 07:30 PM (3yCFy)

255 After today's events with SCOTUS, I have realized that the only way to get rid of Obamacare is to go to the voting booth in November and vote out as many of those bastards as possible.  That is the only way that they will get the message  - that they work for us, they are our representatives and serve at the will of the people.

Today is the day that we have to take things in our hands... if you have the cash, DONATE.... if you have the time, VOLUNTEER... do something to make Choomer a one-term POTUS!

We may never know what Roberts was thinking when he sided with the libs on the court - and may never find out.  Everytime that a POTUS nominates someone for the SCOTUS, there is always the possibility that votes like this will happen.  The court has voted one way on issues in the past, then done a 180 years down the road... but we can effect change in the matter of a few short weeks.

Sack up, bitches.... the real battle is on November 6th!

Posted by: Mjölnir the banhammer at June 28, 2012 07:30 PM (Jls4P)

256 Nah, AllahP debunked that particular argument tonight. Gun ownership is already protected by the 2nd, so that right can't be unreasonably infringed. Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2012 11:26 PM (ccXZP) This whole thing was Roberts and the Court Libs giving Obamacare a *waiver* to the Constitution. So, basically, I never trusted Congress, I can't trust the court - there's no protection under *ANY* provision. We have a problem.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 07:30 PM (bxiXv)

257 USS Constitution is the oldest active duty warship (yes, she's still in commission) still afloat. HMS Victory is older, still in commission, but not afloat.

The US Constitution, on the other hand...


WTF is up roonz and roonettez?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 28, 2012 07:30 PM (yh0zB)

258 Cthulhu! I got it and replied!

Posted by: Dianna at June 28, 2012 07:30 PM (mKMj1)

259

The Prinz Eugen was at both tests, and survived them.  Later she was towed to another atoll......Kwajalein?.....and sank there.

 

I guess the Krauts knew how to build a sturdy ship.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2012 07:31 PM (l3vZN)

260 I bet Scalia bit the head off a rattlesnake when he found out Roberts was going to blow Obama and swallow.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 07:31 PM (ejmiE)

261 I can't wait for Slublog to get a hold of that t-shirt!

I've already seen a p-shop: 'Fast and Furious - Still a BFD'

Posted by: Retread at June 28, 2012 07:31 PM (I2fq9)

262

Hi, all.  Since it's such a no good, horrible, terrible, very bad day, I thought I'd share this good 'un from teh email:

 

  *A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform, marches into a pharmacy.
> *


> *Very carefully he opens his sporran
> and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana,
> unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also unfolds -
> to reveal a condom.
> *


> *The condom has a number of patches on it.
> *


> *The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically.
> *


> *"How much to repair it?' The Scot asks the chemist.
> *


> *"Six pence" says the chemist.
> *


> *"How much for a new one?"
> *


> *"Ten pence" says the chemist.
> *


> *The Scot painstakingly folds the condom into the
> silk square handkerchiefband the cotton bandana, replaces it carefully in his sporran, and marches out of the door, shoulders back and kilt swinging.
> *


> *A moment or two later the chemist hears a great shout go up outside, followed by an even greater shout.
> *


> *The Scottish soldier marches back into the chemists
> and addresses the proprietor, this time with a grin on his face.
> *


> *"The regiment has taken a vote," he says.
> *


> *“We'll have a new one."*

Posted by: RushBabe at June 28, 2012 07:31 PM (tQHzJ)

263 Stuck explained it to me earlier. If he is right Obamacare won't even need to be repealed. A lot of states will opt out right away. The rest will have to drop it because they won't be able to afford it.

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 28, 2012 11:28 PM (R5yLq)

 

 

There is an article in the Seattle Times about it tonight. We not only can't afford it, we are short about 3,000 doctors and the ones we have have all said they are not taking anymore medicaid patients.

 

So we get a $500 billion tax, our premiums go up 7% a year, our state taxes will go up to pay the 10% we have to kick in and after we do all that? We won't be able to get in to see a fucking doctor.

Posted by: robtr at June 28, 2012 07:31 PM (MtwBb)

264 Which gave me an idea; let's just make the economy one big monopoly game.

Taxes will be applied depending on what card you draw when April 15 arrives. Moving about may or may not result in penalties and/or benefits accruing.

the ability to buy or sell will depend solely on your cash on hand and your location in space and time.

Those who go bankrupt will be liquidated. And I do mean LIQUIDATED.

Population overload; solved.
economic uncertainty; guaranteed
winners and losers government selected; check

How does that differ from the conditions that just became the norm?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 28, 2012 07:32 PM (CP+yl)

265 The whole thing is a crock because of the Waivers, of which there are thousands.

Whatever happened to equal treatment under the law? Was that even addressed?

Posted by: navybrat at June 28, 2012 07:33 PM (LRY2r)

266 268 I bet Scalia bit the head off a rattlesnake when he found out Roberts was going to blow Obama and swallow. Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 11:31 PM (ejmiE) No wonder he was grumpy. So we get a $500 billion tax, our premiums go up 7% a year, our state taxes will go up to pay the 10% we have to kick in and after we do all that? We won't be able to get in to see a fucking doctor. Posted by: robtr at June 28, 2012 11:31 PM (MtwBb) That's the plan. Sabotage what we have so they can rush in and "save" us with an alternative that's not only worse, but more expensive.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 07:34 PM (bxiXv)

267 Whatever happened to equal treatment under the law? Was that even addressed?

Posted by: navybrat at June 28, 2012 11:33 PM (LRY2r)

 

 

Nope it was totaly ignored, that part of the ink on the constitution must have faded.

Posted by: robtr at June 28, 2012 07:34 PM (MtwBb)

268 Interwebs 404 tax rates

Keystrokes: 1 cent
Mouse clicks: 2 cents
Refresh clicks: .05 cents


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 28, 2012 07:34 PM (CP+yl)

269 Evening morons. Rough day for the Crank here even independent of the Obamacare travesty. Due to a temporary contractual irregularity--severed at old job, start new one Monday--the mortgage lender is freezing my application until I have 30 days of earnings to report. So instead of getting keys to the new and much improved Casa del Crank tomorrow, now it won't be until August. Also good to see Hummingbird and SoS again. I've spent much of the evening trying to inform liberal idiots on Facebook why loss of liberty is a bad thing. One of them immediately jumped to opposing the ACA because it gives the government unlimited power is the same as arguing gay marriage is a slippery slope to bestiality

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2012 07:35 PM (1zwZo)

270 For the first time in my life I feel like crapping on a police car.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 07:36 PM (ejmiE)

271 Hi y'all.

Posted by: Bomber at June 28, 2012 07:37 PM (Nev4X)

272 By the way how in the hell can the president through his cabinet give tax waivers?  How can he say you don't have to pay this tax but that other guy does, just because.

Posted by: robtr at June 28, 2012 07:37 PM (MtwBb)

273 I feel like crapping on a Chief Justice.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 28, 2012 07:37 PM (CP+yl)

274 Hey, fappers.  Bomber!! Wow, long time.  How are the world's most adorable children?

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 07:38 PM (kpCLl)

275 I feel like crapping on a Chief Justice. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 28, 2012 11:37 PM (CP+yl) Sounds fair. He did that to us.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 07:38 PM (ejmiE)

276 It's time to walk dogs and head for bed.

Take care, all!

Posted by: Dianna at June 28, 2012 07:38 PM (mKMj1)

277 I'm moving to a banana republic where at least they're honest about having a tyrannical dictator.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 28, 2012 07:39 PM (CP+yl)

278 “We'll have a new one."*


Soft living. In the old days, the Regiment voted to have it repaired.

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2012 07:39 PM (z9HTb)

279 It's time to get back to a good John Scalzi novel, Agent to the Stars. Very funny.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 07:40 PM (ejmiE)

280 264 Mero,
 
I don't disagree with what you are saying. I too think the barn door is wide open, the horses have split, the building is on fire, and Roberts just handed out a gasoline filled fire extinguisher as the cure for it all.
 

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2012 07:40 PM (ccXZP)

281 For the first time in my life I feel like crapping on a police car. Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 11:36 PM This.Word. or whatever those kids are saying these days

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2012 07:40 PM (JMmQ9)

282 CJ Roberts may have just done us a huge favor.  People are over in the RomneyBomb thread saying, I've never been motivated until today.  This is a hill to die on and people know it.  I'm actually okay with what they did (although it surprised the hell out of me). 

And, um, Eric?  Fuck you,  you seedy little shitbag

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 07:40 PM (kpCLl)

283 "It's time to walk wok dogs and head for bed. " Fixed.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Shish Ka-puppy Connoisseur at June 28, 2012 07:40 PM (XYqoq)

284 Hey Peaches!! They are good.  Well-traveled.  The baby turns 15 months in two days, and she's been to 25 states so far.

Posted by: Bomber at June 28, 2012 07:40 PM (Nev4X)

285 Wow, Bomber!  I knew she was an angel, didn't realize she had her own wings.  Got that from her daddy, I guess. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 07:42 PM (kpCLl)

286 Bikini is where the German battlecruise Prinz Eugen ended up. She was the only major warship to survive and was a spoil of war and used in the A bomb test. Saratoga CV-2, Enterprise CV-6 and Ranger CV-4 all survived the war. As did the 7th Fleet Battleline, although a few of them had to be pumped out on Dec 7th.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 28, 2012 07:42 PM (RJOgX)

287 I died from a Dark Brotherhood dagger and a mild case of rattles. But mostly the Dark Brotherhood dagger.

Posted by: Riften Guard at June 28, 2012 07:43 PM (+Myj9)

288 >>>I'm moving to a banana republic where at least they're honest about having a tyrannical dictator.

Oh, don't do that. We're doing pretty well.

(and we hate Paul Krugman)

Posted by: Estonia at June 28, 2012 07:43 PM (QlKw/)

289 We already have an interwebs tax. Check your cable/wireless bill.

See that line for 'taxes'?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 07:44 PM (piMMO)

290 it gives the government unlimited power is the same as arguing gay marriage is a slippery slope to bestiality
It is.

Posted by: the chicken at June 28, 2012 07:44 PM (nrW1y)

291 If I can figure out how this Mac works, I'll post baby pics.

Posted by: Bomber at June 28, 2012 07:45 PM (Nev4X)

292 Someone pass me the booze. or heroin

Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2012 07:45 PM (7F9i5)

293 290 CJ Roberts may have just done us a huge favor. Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 11:40 PM (kpCLl) Well, he may have done ROMNEY a favor, but I'm pretty sure this decision is bad for US. If he had just irrationally approved it because POTATO, we wouldn't have the court approving the "but they can do anything, they're the government" position.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 07:45 PM (bxiXv)

294

Sorry, I did some shorthand...only German major unit to survive the war.

 

I am a lazy typist sometimes.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2012 07:46 PM (l3vZN)

295 The sonofabitch! He just can't fucking help himself!

Friend --

It's been a good day.

But this is a three-step process.

     1. Pass historic health care reform. Check.

     2. Get affirmation from the highest court in the country. Check.

Step three? Win the damn election.

Mitt Romney has been clear he'd repeal Obamacare on Day One. Just another reminder of how much is at stake in November.

Donate $3 or more today:

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Messina

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Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 07:46 PM (piMMO)

296 Nonsense chicken. There is no slippery slope here, we're starting out at the bottom. Although government mandated bestiality is now a possibility, I suppose.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2012 07:46 PM (1zwZo)

297 Why move to a banana republic, when California is here for you?  Se habla espanol!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 07:46 PM (kpCLl)

298 How You Will Die...by being shot in the back at 93 while climbing out of an 18 yr old girls bedroom window.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2012 07:47 PM (xhupI)

299 Why is it that allegedly conservative justices "evolve" into libtards, but the libs stay retarded forever? Roberts is merely the latest one.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at June 28, 2012 07:47 PM (Asr6U)

300 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 11:46 PM (piMMO)

I hope they all get herpes.  On their tongues, too.  Shitbirds.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 07:47 PM (kpCLl)

301 I'm gonna move to Afghanistan.  Maybe get involved in the poppy business.

Posted by: Bomber at June 28, 2012 07:48 PM (Nev4X)

302 309 I'm gonna move to Afghanistan. Maybe get involved in the poppy business.


Wait'll you see the tax for NOT doing that!

Posted by: IRS at June 28, 2012 07:49 PM (xhupI)

303 Hi Bomber, are ya bombed?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 07:49 PM (LK3ef)

304 ZeroCare: 

still a

Bad
Fucking
Decision

Posted by: Palookaville Peasant at June 28, 2012 07:50 PM (szPD/)

305

USS Constitution = unsinkable.

US Constitution = torpedoed.

I forsee no further pudding purchases from this day forward.

Posted by: GT 5.0 at June 28, 2012 07:51 PM (3W1+C)

306 Well, logistics didn't work for Dianna -- I think I had responses from Adriane and eman.....hey, wait a minute, isn't Adriane in southern Cal?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 07:52 PM (kaalw)

307 For MissT if she is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNn3GDBLyFc

Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2012 07:52 PM (7F9i5)

308 Little bit, jeff.  Need more though.

Posted by: Bomber at June 28, 2012 07:52 PM (Nev4X)

309

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 11:40 PM (kpCLl)


teh stupid is stronk with dis 1

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2012 07:52 PM (tw6Ar)

310 Although government mandated bestiality is now a possibility, I suppose. Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2012 11:46 PM (1zwZo) It's not a mandate, it's a tax.

Posted by: John Roberts' Cosmoline-Soaked Brain at June 28, 2012 07:53 PM (bxiXv)

311 Hola amigos.  Well that was unexpected today

Posted by: zeera at June 28, 2012 07:53 PM (XtxRN)

312 Hi Peaches!!!!!

here is something to cheer you up on this crappy day

http://tinyurl.com/658u9pn

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 07:53 PM (LK3ef)

313 Just read this from a commenter over at HA:
 
"Vote for Romney as he represents the only non-zero chance that this goes away,......"
 
That pretty well sums it up.
 
Now I'm going to crack open a beer, my first of the day but probably not the last, and watch a movie. With explosions in it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2012 07:53 PM (ccXZP)

314 #277 {{{ConservativeCrank}}} Thank you so much! I'm very glad to be back. I've been thinking about Stuck's explanation of the ruling. If I understand it then this scenario is now possible. Romney gets elected and passes a new tax on gay marriage and abortions. People who do either have to pay a penalty. Romney loses the next election and a liberal democrat becomes president. He gets enough votes in Congress to pass a tax on people who eat red meat and don't drive electric cars. He can't get the old taxes on gay marriage and abortion overturned so instead he tells the IRS not to enforce. Obama told the DOJ not to enforce immigration laws and already set that precedent. The next president has the power to do the same and reverse everything. Now that is scary. I could be wrong but isn't that possible now?

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 28, 2012 07:53 PM (R5yLq)

315 So, what the fuckin' ONT is like a dead zone these days or what?  I confess, I've been over at the chat'n'crack with the banned and the put-upon, but this . . . I dunno.  What's goin' on?

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 07:53 PM (kpCLl)

316 We can call it a mandate as long as it is really a tax, just don't tell the public that.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2012 07:54 PM (1zwZo)

317 Although government mandated bestiality is now a possibility, I suppose. Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2012 11:46 PM (1zwZo)

Posted by: Barack Obama, Shish Ka-puppy Connoisseur at June 28, 2012 07:55 PM (XYqoq)

318 307 Why is it that allegedly conservative justices "evolve" into libtards, but the libs stay retarded forever? Roberts is merely the latest one.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at June 28, 2012 11:47 PM (Asr6U)



Entropy. Same reason water doesn't flow uphill.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 07:55 PM (kaalw)

319 This is a test, but if I can still post pics, my name links to a pic of a happy family at the Grand Canyon about a month ago.

Posted by: Bomber at June 28, 2012 07:55 PM (Nev4X)

320 Although government mandated bestiality is now a possibility, I suppose. Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2012 11:46 PM (1zwZo) You shouldn't play with your food.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Shish Ka-puppy Connoisseur at June 28, 2012 07:55 PM (XYqoq)

321 Now that is scary. I could be wrong but isn't that possible now? Posted by: Hummingbird at June 28, 2012 11:53 PM (R5yLq) I don't think the specifics of your scenario are what's likely to happen, but the principle is sound (now). It will probably take a few more elections than that. The ratchet has been cranking for 60+ years, but this was a BIIIIIIG pull on the damned thing. And always the same direction - away from freedom.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 07:56 PM (bxiXv)

322 On the upside, maybe now we can finally have some border enforcement.  Just tax the illegals.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 07:56 PM (LK3ef)

323 Hey, chemjeff!  Thanks for the kitteh, it was truly a lolcat.  And, today, I dunno, it wasn't so bad.  Saw many fruits from my labors of the last few weeks/months and I got movers on Saturday and a whole new spiffy law firm and a big fat raise and, it's kinda all good (yeah, crazy, but I was made for teh crazy). 

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 07:56 PM (kpCLl)

324 Oh, and I was serious about that moving to Afghanistan thing.  Got orders last week.  AFPAK Hands.  Looks like ~6 months in DC, then a year over there, then a year in DC, then another year over there.  Rumor is counternarcotics but that could change. 

Posted by: Bomber at June 28, 2012 07:57 PM (Nev4X)

325 that being said, I made quite a bit of money today on stocks and inTrade

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2012 07:58 PM (tw6Ar)

326 Funny thing is, 2 years in AFG scares me a lot less than any time in DC.  Fucking Pentagon.  Shit.

Posted by: Bomber at June 28, 2012 07:58 PM (Nev4X)

327 Posted by: Bomber at June 28, 2012 11:55 PM (Nev4X)

So sweet!!!!    What a beautiful family.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 07:58 PM (kpCLl)

328 And, today, I dunno, it wasn't so bad.

Well sure, you work for lawyers.  There's now about to be 10,000 court cases to decide which tax is really a mandate, which mandate is really a tax, which penalty is not a mandate, which penalty is really a mandate but is not a tax, which penalty is a mandate but is also a tax...  You'll have a job forever!

Congrats on the raise!

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 07:59 PM (LK3ef)

329 Bomber, that's a great picture, well, all except that tall dorky guy standing on the left

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 07:59 PM (LK3ef)

330 In retrospect, I really shouldn't be shocked that the same President who nominated Harriet Miers and had Alberto Gonzales in charge of the approval process might have screwed up one of his Supreme Court picks.

Posted by: AD at June 28, 2012 08:00 PM (lVn9q)

331 Well sure, you work for lawyers.

Guess who we can tax now?

Posted by: AmishDude at June 28, 2012 08:01 PM (J5tI6)

332

We may never know what Roberts was thinking when he sided with the libs on the court - and may never find out. Everytime that a POTUS nominates someone for the SCOTUS, there is always the possibility that votes like this will happen.

 

One of our intrepid morons earlier posted a piece on John Roberts' not-so-conservative background.  He worked a pro-bono case that was "essential" to getting some gay-marriage legislation through the system.  I'd post it, but bitly says I didn't save it. 

 

Steve Schmidt, ex-Bushie, McCain Campaign mastermind and smearer of the Huntress of Wasilla, is credited/blamed with pushing Roberts to the W Admin for the nomination.  He didn't have much if any of a paper trail, which has come back to bite us in the collective arse.

Posted by: RushBabe at June 28, 2012 08:01 PM (tQHzJ)

333 Chemjeff, silly, I don't work for "goin' to court" kinda lawyers.  {what a pain in my skinny white ass that would be, lol}.  Big boss is a dem lobbyist and a very big cheese.  And a darling, sweet man who I love unconditionally, despite the fact that I don't agree with any of it.  

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 08:02 PM (kpCLl)

334 334  Ugh, we feel the same way, Bomber.

Posted by: no good deed at June 28, 2012 08:02 PM (0lYad)

335 Bing! It's 9:00. OK, here's the skinny -- Marillion plays the Fillmore in SF tomorrow night. I've got two tix, but can't really go. Any moron in good standing (WTF does that even mean?!?!?) is eligible. Any interest?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 08:02 PM (kaalw)

336 Hey HB! Sadly, Stuck's nightmare scenario is possible, though unlikely. The ACLU would litigate the sh*t out of the hypothetical Romney taxes (though a sin tax for abortion appeals to me on one level, I think it would also be wrong on others--this stretch of I-75 funded by one million dead babies...), and I think I would side with them because taxes are not supposed to discriminate. Stuff like that can fly in the People's Republic of California and other lib strongholds (NYC), so long as it is a po-lib cause, but ordinary Americans will not stand for it. So while I think ridiculous further expansions are unlikely, it is no longer impossible, and that makes me weep for this country.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2012 08:02 PM (1zwZo)

337 216 Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 11:10 PM (fHyXI)

It says here you're fucked up, you talk like a fag and your shit's retarded. Mr. President.

Posted by: Keir Dullea at June 28, 2012 11:11 PM (KZi9D)

Attorney General: Water? Like out of the toilet?

 

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 08:03 PM (fHyXI)

338 teh stupid is stronk with dis 1 Posted by: The Dude Whoa whoa whoa. Are you calling the lovely ms peaches stupid?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 28, 2012 08:05 PM (HVXTC)

339 #344 The scenario was mine hon. I was just thinking out loud after Stuck explained how the ruling worked. That might be a good way to explain it to some of your liberal friends on facebook. Use a better scenario of course

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 28, 2012 08:06 PM (R5yLq)

340 Big boss is a dem lobbyist ...

Posted by: Peaches at June 29, 2012 12:02 AM (kpCLl)



My mind. Boggled. I'd be stabby if I had a commielib boss. It's bad enough that the high order of the muckety-mucks are left wing stinking pinkos around here.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 28, 2012 08:07 PM (yh0zB)

341 If he called Peaches stupid hot, I think that would be okay. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2012 08:08 PM (1zwZo)

342 One more pic - Bomber Jr, intrepid explorer.

Posted by: Bomber at June 28, 2012 08:08 PM (Nev4X)

343 bebe!!!!!  How you doin'?  And, no worries, I don't even care what anybody thinks, I'm just gonna have my own opinion and respect the fact that they have their misguided notions. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 08:09 PM (kpCLl)

344 Welp, gotta go get some shut-eye. Going shooting tomorrow. Maybe it will put me in a better frame of mind. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at June 28, 2012 08:10 PM (yh0zB)

345 #337 That's an awful thing to say about Bomber's chauffeur, chemjeff, although maybe he could have taken the photo so you'd be in it instead, Bomber.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 28, 2012 08:10 PM (nrW1y)

346 Whoa whoa whoa. Are you calling the lovely ms peaches stupid?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2012 12:05 AM (HVXTC)


when you try to say that today was good for us, yeah.


that being said, I'm a pessimist and came into the whole that it wasn't going to get overturned so I gambled and made some sweet loot so I guess it was technically a good day for my bank account

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2012 08:10 PM (tw6Ar)

347 peaches!!!! my life sucks. my mom has been having a lot of trouble. I don't know if she is gonna pull this. It sucks having to watch this again 2 years later, and I'm the one taking care of her.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 28, 2012 08:11 PM (HVXTC)

348 327 This is a test, but if I can still post pics, my name links to a pic of a happy family at the Grand Canyon about a month ago.

Posted by: Bomber at June 28, 2012 11:55 PM (Nev4X)

Aww, beautiful family. God Bless.

 Grand Canyon is awesome. Camped on the North rim, was really beautiful, and something everyone should see.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 08:11 PM (fHyXI)

349 So I decided on an "artist" name for my musical act: "The New Tone" whaddyathink?

Posted by: indigo child at June 28, 2012 08:12 PM (YStTm)

350 srsly, guys, I DON'T CARE!!

And, GGE, he can't switch horses at this point (he's in his 60s, as am I).  I was out of work for almost 2 years before he offered me a job.  A pretty good one, that I enjoy and allows me to live.  He's made his whole life as a Dem (former Chair of the CA GOP, among many many other things).  I just packed up about a thousand framed pics of him with presidents, senators, congresscritters, kingmakers, a pope (yes).  I just don't give a shit, we all need to eat.  He has young children, he's smart and funny and he treats me very well.  If it weren't for him, I'd be living in my Jeep. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 08:13 PM (kpCLl)

351 How about the B Sharps, indigo child?

Posted by: homer simpson at June 28, 2012 08:13 PM (nrW1y)

352 Obamacare, still a

B ig
F uckin'
D isaster

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 08:14 PM (Y+DPZ)

353 So I decided on an "artist" name for my musical act: "The New Tone" whaddyathink? Posted by: indigo child at June 29, 2012 12:12 AM (YStTm) Sorry, all out slots are filled...

Posted by: Tony! Toni! Toné! at June 28, 2012 08:14 PM (XYqoq)

354 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2012 08:15 PM (JMmQ9)

355

Conservative Crank: If you're still reading, I offer you a few links (remove saces first) on blood pressure during exercise, that might interest you.

 

Gabe Mirkin, M.D., writing at www.drmirkin.com/ heart/exercise_blood_pressure.html , lists 200/80 as normal during running, and 300/200 during leg presses.

 

www.livestrong.com/ article/ 324351-what-is-a-good-blood-pressure-during-exercise/ also quotes Mirkin.

 

http:// hyper.ahajournals.org/content/39/3/761.full is a detailed study from Japan. Some of their data lists 180-190/xxx.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 28, 2012 08:15 PM (yRa5M)

356 Night morons, I'm out. Keep your powder dry and your insurance cards ready so the man doesn't take his mandate/tax/pound of flesh from you.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2012 08:16 PM (1zwZo)

357 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 29, 2012 12:11 AM (HVXTC)

Ah, bebe, I'm so sorry to hear that (and the big shouty "i don't care" was not about you).  I don't know what to say except that I will keep you, and your mom, in my prayers.  You know I just went through this, and you have my email if you need a shoulder.  {{{{{{bebe}}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 08:16 PM (kpCLl)

358 oh bebe's boobs, that's awful, hang in there

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 08:18 PM (LK3ef)

359 Both repulsive AND one of the funniest things I've seen in a while: Tosh.0 interview of Samwell.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 08:18 PM (piMMO)

360 Dang, everyone either going night night or fighting on the ont. It sucks livin on the left coast.. Where the fuck is Robert, Theresa, Zakn, Adriene. etc etc. Not that I dont love ya'll. I swear I do!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 08:18 PM (fHyXI)

361 Thanks for the links, though I'm not aware of it being standard practice to treat blood pressures taken during or immediately following exertion. In the ED we always confirm a low or high reading before starting treatment, usually in the primary care office it's multiple readings over weeks.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2012 08:18 PM (1zwZo)

362 My all time favorite for "this would be a great name for a band" :

Those Meddling Kids.

Posted by: Lewis at June 28, 2012 08:18 PM (UB1pV)

363 So, let us summarize: 1. The Administration, the executive branch, routinely violates the Constitution and the separation of powers by legislating like King Fucking George The Blue Pissing Inbred Third. By Dictat. 2. The Congress routinely passes laws infringing on the People's rights that MAY NOT BE INFRINGED and, by testimony of the Leftwing congresspersons, never consider the Constitution while drafting legislation; and 3. The Supreme Court, the head of the judicial branch of the Constitution, has now decided to continue to WRITE LEGISLATION out of thin air and then form their decision on that new magic invisible text thanks to Chief Justice "Fredo" Roberts. And Finally: A plurality of the citizens of the United States are unable to articulate the founding principles of the Founders of the Republic and 9 times out of 10 those same illiterate mouthbreathers don't even know we're a Republic at all. And the rest of us know that (1) the Constitution cannot be depended on because (2) our Enemies are not bound by the same because it is simple for them to ignore it completely and amass power and money. Thus, we do not live in a Constitutionally-bound Republic. We live in a tyranny, and there is no reasonable expectation that the Law be fairly administered or obeyed by our Enemies, the Left. Can anyone truthfully say that any action taken by the Democratic Socialist would ever be presented factually by the media to anyone? Can you also reasonably claim that ANY Democrat politician in leadership roles is in any way, shape, or form respectful of the limits placed on them by the Constitution and the Laws of the Land? What's the conclusion I take from all this? I can not expect anything - at all - to be off the table by the Democrats. They are a direct, real, and imminent threat to the safety, life, and well-being of each person that disagrees with them. Remember this whenever anyone left-wing gets in your face. They're a direct threat, and they've proven that nothing, not law, not morality, nothing - will prevent them from doing what they want to you for any reason.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at June 28, 2012 08:19 PM (5mx3x)

364 For all those who need a laugh, here is a pysih guy who did something hilarious. http://pysih.com/2010/12/06/drugs-are-bad-mkay/

Posted by: Alex Stephens at June 28, 2012 08:20 PM (1/13k)

365 370 My all time favorite for "this would be a great name for a band" :

Those Meddling Kids.

Posted by: Lewis at June 29, 2012 12:18 AM (UB1pV)

Those Meddling Kids. Get off my fucking lawn, trio.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 08:20 PM (fHyXI)

366 thanks chemjeff. I'm fried, thats why i haven't been posting much. And I'm pretty sure its slow tonight cause everyone is exhausted from today. That said, i'm gonna go veg in front of the tv. nite all

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 28, 2012 08:21 PM (HVXTC)

367 Sudden death'll kill ya?  Who knew?

Posted by: Alaskan Warthog at June 28, 2012 08:21 PM (ReseH)

368 Did everyone buy their official Obama/Slow Joe campaign sticker yet? Cause there will be a tax if not... (really going to bed now)

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2012 08:21 PM (1zwZo)

369 good night bebe

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 08:21 PM (LK3ef)

370 Lovely family pic, Bomber!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 28, 2012 08:22 PM (UTq/I)

371 ahh peaches. thanks. might need to go have a beer next time my sister comes to stay with her kids.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 28, 2012 08:23 PM (HVXTC)

372 Hey jeff, we still gotta go shooting sometime.  I still got a month here and now it's hot enough we might get the range to ourselves. 

Posted by: Bomber at June 28, 2012 08:24 PM (Nev4X)

373 Bomber, your son is adorable! The girls won't stand a chance.

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 28, 2012 08:24 PM (R5yLq)

374 Veg in front of the teevee = excellent idea. 

Inspector Asshole, you might take some small solace, as did I, that 17 Dems voted to hold Holder in contempt.

And, all, God bless and good night.  Love you guys and we will fight like honey badgers and we WILL win in November.


Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 08:25 PM (kpCLl)

375

I still can't believe the President of The United States tweeted bfd.

 

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 08:25 PM (fHyXI)

376 Bomber Jr still gets embarrassed when I ask him about cute girls, but he'll figure it out soon enough.

And his little sister is a trip.  I wish I had some recent video of her. 

Posted by: Bomber at June 28, 2012 08:26 PM (Nev4X)

377 Oh, and, Bomber, thank you so much for sharing.  Bomber Jr is just gettin' cuter every minute.  You're a lucky, lucky man.  And on the prayer list. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 08:26 PM (kpCLl)

378 383 I still can't believe the President of The United States tweeted bfd. Posted by: lou's a girl at June 29, 2012 12:25 AM (fHyXI) Seriously? That surprises you?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2012 08:27 PM (bxiXv)

379 I still can't believe the President of The United States tweeted bfd.
Posted by: lou's a girl at June 29, 2012 12:25 AM


Would you expect anything different from a classless grifter?

Posted by: Berserker at June 28, 2012 08:28 PM (FMbng)

380 One last pic, from a couple of months ago.  She only knows about 5 words, but already loves the phone.

Now she's got enough hair that it's starting to curl.

Posted by: Bomber at June 28, 2012 08:30 PM (Nev4X)

381 386 383 I still can't believe the President of The United States tweeted bfd.
Posted by: lou's a girl at June 29, 2012 12:25 AM (fHyXI)


Seriously? That surprises you?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 29, 2012 12:27 AM (bxiXv)

Yeah it really did, I  thought he would contain his narcissim after the first fucking ego tweet. Stupid ass me.

It will be gone, probably is as we speak.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 08:30 PM (fHyXI)

382 How about Arthur Davis for V P?

Posted by: elliot m at June 28, 2012 08:30 PM (zPich)

383 #388 You are in very big trouble when she hits the teenage years!

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 28, 2012 08:31 PM (R5yLq)

384 Bomber!!!  O.  M.  G.  cutest kids evah!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 08:31 PM (kpCLl)

385 I'd like to give a shout out to SCOTUS. From one stuttering clusterfuck to another.

Posted by: SCoaMF at June 28, 2012 08:32 PM (QlKw/)

386 Bomber, okay
maybe Tuesday?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 08:32 PM (LK3ef)

387 I still can't believe the President of The United States tweeted bfd

...And...is selling the Tshirt for reelection $$$...(!)

No class.  No dignity.  No respect. 

Posted by: Palookaville Peasant at June 28, 2012 08:32 PM (szPD/)

388 I still can't believe the President of The United States tweeted bfd. Posted by: lou's a girl at June 29, 2012 12:25 AM

He just can't help himself

OTOH, look what the gloating that SCOAMF and Nanny Botox did in 2010 got them

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2012 08:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

389 'Night, sweetsie muffins.  For realz this time.  Mwah!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 08:33 PM (kpCLl)

390 People said "cold water" or "apolexy" in 1810 because X-rays were not invented or even thought of. In 1810, however, their music and art and architecture was a damn sight superior to what we have now. The Brits still had balls and were gearing up to beat the crap out of Napoleon. I hate when people of our time make snarky comments about what the stupid people way back when believed. They were not stupid. Washington probably believed that cold water and apolexy killed people. He was still much smarter than Pelosi or Biden - or Justice Roberts.

Posted by: Donna V. at June 28, 2012 08:33 PM (EflcN)

391 395 I still can't believe the President of The United States tweeted bfd

...And...is selling the Tshirt for reelection $$$...(!)

No class. No dignity. No respect.

Posted by: Palookaville Peasant at June 29, 2012 12:32 AM (szPD/)

NFW.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 08:34 PM (fHyXI)

392 Gotta check the schedule.  I get busy next week, but I have a couple of days that are less full.  Decent range up in your area, too. 

Posted by: Bomber at June 28, 2012 08:34 PM (Nev4X)

393  It seems that, for whatever reason, many GOP-appointed justices turn out to be coin-flips at best. At least since Eisenhower. All I can say is that I'm glad that they were able to get Scalia, Thomas, and Alito on the court (imagine if Harriet Miers had gotten in instead of Alito)...and look how hard the libs made it for Thomas, and to a lesser extent Alito , to make it through. Not to mention the figurative assassination of Bork. I'm just happy that Gore or Kerry weren't filling these spots. If Romney wins, there's a chance that his appointee (s) will be reliable conservatives. With Obama......

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at June 28, 2012 08:34 PM (Asr6U)

394 OTOH, look what the gloating that SCOAMF and Nanny Botox did in 2010 got them

Posted by: kbdabear at June 29, 2012 12:33 AM (Y+DPZ)

 

To Gods Ears.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 08:36 PM (fHyXI)

395 okay, this Project Glass demo is pretty cool though fuck the $1500 price when/if it comes out in a few years
http://tinyurl.com/7mkc9m2


Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2012 08:36 PM (tw6Ar)

396

I hope that fuck Roberts gets his desired reacharounds at those DC cocktail parties.

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at June 28, 2012 08:37 PM (iBGQ2)

397 He hits me because he loves me.

Posted by: The Constitution at June 28, 2012 08:37 PM (jucos)

398 So 23kt Able shot proves fatal to Japanese cruiser Sakawa unlike years of prior service Tuesday all you can eat cuttlefish buffet.

Prinz Eugen survives both Able and Baker and Thursday Sauerkraut night but is unsafe to reboard and fix leaks.  Radiation is blamed but leftover canned wurst in tropical heat may be also responsible.

TOO MUCH TYPING.  That joke might have worked spoken but it's really a written reach.

Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2012 08:37 PM (EyTMo)

399 okay, time for bed
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2012 08:38 PM (LK3ef)

400 193 Whatever Roberts's blackmailer has on him, it must be pret-ty juicy.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 28, 2012 11:03 PM (3yCFy)

Whips and chains and Great Danes..

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at June 28, 2012 08:38 PM (iBGQ2)

401 hey everyone, boy of boy, we sure are having a neato day. just swell,

Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 28, 2012 08:39 PM (RQjPS)

402 Unzip, Justice Roberts and let me show you the true appreciation of the main stream media...

Posted by: Helen Thomas, licking her lips and kneeling unsteadily at June 28, 2012 08:40 PM (iT00L)

403 I didn't see the Millenium Falcon, It made tha Parksas run in record time...

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 28, 2012 08:40 PM (UXEgP)

404 It seems that, for whatever reason, many GOP-appointed justices turn out to be coin-flips at best

Perhaps because the amazingly non-partisan Demoncraps set out to destroy anyone that won't be?

Posted by: Ward of the State #3673295A at June 28, 2012 08:40 PM (fWqsc)

405 #409 Hi Honey Badger. I hope your day is at least a little better than ours

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 28, 2012 08:40 PM (R5yLq)

406 NFW. Posted by: lou's a girl

Way!  NDH linked it earlier:


227I saved it to Flicker so you don't have to go to his site:

http://flic.kr/p/cnBDuU


Disgusting, isn't it?

Posted by: Palookaville Peasant at June 28, 2012 08:41 PM (szPD/)

407 It is times like this I miss good ol' Grain Alcohol 198 Proof Made From US Corn. It made the world go away. Unfortunately, it also made ideas like "Let's Get Arrested For DUI" seem reasonable. If I wasn't sober, I'd either be dead or .. dead. But today, for only the third time in 13 years - it's tempting, oh so tempting.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at June 28, 2012 08:42 PM (5mx3x)

408 405 He hits me because he loves me.

Posted by: The Constitution at June 29, 2012 12:37 AM (jucos)

Gotta call threadwinner on that.  Brilliant!

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2012 08:43 PM (kpCLl)

409 I'm glad I didn't work from home today. I'd have been in the bag by noon after that betrayal by the SCOTUS. Federalism and limited government is dead. Just bread and circuses and the mob from here on out, until the Goths take over.

Posted by: theCork at June 28, 2012 08:44 PM (iT00L)

410 Any bets on when Jizya is introduced?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2012 08:44 PM (XYqoq)

411 I was here. Do I stink? Everyone run off!

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 28, 2012 08:44 PM (qqlqB)

412 ...but luckily, I haven't had to strip varnish from anything recently so I don't got no delicious Grain Alcohol 198 Proof Made From US Corn.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at June 28, 2012 08:45 PM (5mx3x)

413 Aww shit.

What does it mean when even Pravda gets it?


http://bit.ly/Mo9zCS

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 08:46 PM (piMMO)

414 Run, Shoot, Live. It's really all we have left.

Posted by: 19K - B5D, call me Gordon Freeman at June 28, 2012 08:46 PM (qqlqB)

415 418: Our birthrate is still better than Europe's. I view this whole period as a "breeding out liberalism" phase.

Posted by: theCork at June 28, 2012 08:46 PM (iT00L)

416 #418: Today, actually. Muslims are exempt from Obamacare. The rest of us will be paying for their healthcare soon.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 28, 2012 08:47 PM (3yCFy)

417 Aww. My hash changed. I NEVER quibble.

Posted by: 19K - B5D, call me Gordon Freeman at June 28, 2012 08:47 PM (qqlqB)

418 422: My gun safe arrives in two weeks. Yeah!

Posted by: theCork at June 28, 2012 08:47 PM (iT00L)

419 423, amen.

Posted by: 19K - B5D, call me Gordon Freeman at June 28, 2012 08:47 PM (qqlqB)

420 You can all think of me as 4qUol, still

Posted by: 19K - B5D, call me Gordon Freeman at June 28, 2012 08:48 PM (qqlqB)

421 Google Glass reminds me of this Futurama episode - http://vimeo.com/13053933

Posted by: booger at June 28, 2012 08:49 PM (HI6wa)

422

Artur Davis said it best earlier today - sad that the newest Repubican in Washington seems to be the only one who understands what he's there for.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at June 28, 2012 08:50 PM (yK8YH)

423 421: Pravda not only gets it, but Putin (asshole dictator that he is) has been warning us about Obama and his course towards socialism for some time. Russia tried this shit. It doesn't work. They learned. Now we get to.

Posted by: theCork at June 28, 2012 08:50 PM (iT00L)

424 Well, proles, tomorrow we awaken to Cuba. Please send money to www . Davidsteinhof . Com Defeat Kennedy and repeal this motherfucker. And then look into a Constitutional amendment to undo what has been done to the Taxation Clause. Good night!

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at June 28, 2012 08:50 PM (Kj2QE)

425 428: We won't quibble with your 4qUol.

Posted by: theCork at June 28, 2012 08:52 PM (iT00L)

426

Haven't read the comments, unaware of the general mood tonight.  That said, the one and only thing I can control in this is my attitude.  After getting laid off from MegaCorp, losing my contractor buxiness and being unemployed for over a year, I could have chosen the gloom and doom, woe is me outlook but I didn't.  There's ALWAYS a bright side.  One door closes another one ALWAYS opens.  Todays ruling wasn't what I wanted or expected but I don't see this pulling in any additional votes for Barky but certainly see Mitt benefiting from the folks appalled with O'care.  Our base will be fired up even moreso.  Money bombs for R Senate candidates.  And yes, now the path is clear that taxing abortionists/illegals/etc is kosher.  Like Ace said, keep your eye on the prize which is November.

 

Plus,  Holder is comtemptable.  

 

I choose to look for the silver lining.  My attitude is OK.  My goal is to win in November.

Posted by: zeera at June 28, 2012 08:53 PM (XtxRN)

427 #419 Sorry about that. I didn't run off, I was just rubbing Stuck's neck and shoulders. The poor guy is not having a good day.

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 28, 2012 08:54 PM (R5yLq)

428 In retrospect, I really shouldn't be shocked that the same President who nominated Harriet Miers and had Alberto Gonzales in charge of the approval process might have screwed up one of his Supreme Court picks.

Posted by: AD at June 29, 2012 12:00 AM (lVn9q)


In fact, now that I think about it--would Harriet Miers have voted to uphold this thing?  I don't think so.

Screw it.  Screw the accomplishments.  Screw the intellectual qualifications.  I'm sick of losing and getting screwed over.  Harriet, I owe you an apology.  I was a snob and I paid for it.

Posted by: AD at June 28, 2012 08:56 PM (uUsyW)

429 Zeera: Good on you. My mood is poisonous tonight. My brother's been mostly unemployed for three years. The business my father owned and founded went bankrupt... taking his retirement. That said, I feel a surety in prayer that Obama will be defeated. Confusion to thy enemies, O Lord.

Posted by: theCork at June 28, 2012 08:56 PM (iT00L)

430 Bribery in politicians terms, lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy". Fuck that botox bitch.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 08:56 PM (fHyXI)

431 #438 I shut off the TV the moment I saw Nancy Pelosi. It was just too much for one day.

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 28, 2012 09:00 PM (R5yLq)

432 Is there any part of Pelosi that is not hardened plastic now? Only her eyebrows and lips move anymore, and only limited movement.

Posted by: theCork at June 28, 2012 09:00 PM (iT00L)

433 Bing! It's 10:00 and I'm looking for a SF Bay Area moron with friend and an ear for music. Details @343.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 09:01 PM (kaalw)

434 What a f'n shitty day. Hot as shit here. Wife's car in the shop, so I have to get up earlier than usual to take her to work. Still moving my damn office because the gd Dem who owns the office building I am located in got some money from Uncle Sugar to renovate the building and turn it into apartments. Then this court decision really put the duke on the cake.


But the more I thought about, and after reading Erickson's piece, I think Robert's just handed the White House to Mittens, and probably the Senate to the GOP. By declaring it a tax, the GOP will be able to kill the whole thing through reconciliation. Plus, with Roberts joining the libs on the Court writing the majority, the Libs can't  then decide to vote to overturn the repeal of the law because then they will be reversing their own ruling. Then the 4 dissenting votes can join the majority and make it a 9-0 ruling.

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 28, 2012 09:01 PM (1grxW)

435 If I wasn't sober, I'd either be dead or .. dead.

Ah lad,
I was tinking of trying an Irish joke earlier as people were getting wound up but forgot it.

So those of you planning to ease the day with a wee drop take a pause for those of us who no longer can.  Give it an extra taste.  and say here for you ya poor bastards.

that sounds better that it reads too.

Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2012 09:02 PM (EyTMo)

436 439 #438

I shut off the TV the moment I saw Nancy Pelosi. It was just too much for one day.

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 29, 2012 01:00 AM (R5yLq)

Ya know, I woke up today, and really hoped for the best, but I knew something was off when Roberts voted against AZ, I had a bad feeling.Really.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 09:04 PM (fHyXI)

437 but certainly see Mitt benefiting from the folks appalled with O'care. Our base will be fired up even moreso. Money bombs for R Senate candidates. And yes, now the path is clear that taxing abortionists/illegals/etc is kosher.

I want Mitt to win to, but it's been a few decades.  Have we done much about abortion?  Nope.  Have we done much about cutting spending on any major social programs?  There's was welfare reform in the mid-90s and...that's pretty much it.

Romney's got about a year to do something about Obamacare (presuming we win the Senate; and I don't consider the fact we won't have a filibuster-proof majority a sufficient excuse--it wasn't an excuse for the Dems).  If it doesn't happen by then, I don't expect much to happen for a very long time.

Posted by: AD at June 28, 2012 09:04 PM (uUsyW)

438 Anyone here have Progressive car insurance? How about that Snapshot thingy?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 09:05 PM (piMMO)

439 #438 I shut off the TV the moment I saw Nancy Pelosi. It was just too much for one day.



The difference is, I shut off the TV in 2008 -- and haven't turned it on again.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 09:06 PM (kaalw)

440 Night all.

Posted by: Bomber at June 28, 2012 09:06 PM (Nev4X)

441 It's after midnight and...nope, still pissed off.

Good evening again.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 09:08 PM (4ixH5)

442 433, ain't takin it personal. Had that hash for a ret long time tho.

Posted by: 19K - B5D, call me Gordon Freeman at June 28, 2012 09:08 PM (qqlqB)

443 446 Anyone here have Progressive car insurance? How about that Snapshot thingy?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2012 01:05 AM (piMMO)

Hell no! They are progressive, aka give obama a shit load of money!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 09:08 PM (fHyXI)

444 cthulhu, love the Fillmore as a venue. Unfortunately, 500+ miles is too far to drive tomorrow.

Posted by: theCork at June 28, 2012 09:08 PM (iT00L)

445 Rand Paul's opinion re SCOTUS ruling now at NRO:

http://bit.ly/NU9qre

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 09:09 PM (piMMO)

446 Hey, Robert -- know anyone especially proggy (in a musical sense) in SF?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 09:09 PM (kaalw)

447

After reading Robert's incoherent AZ decision and now this inane piece of shit this morning, I believe that Michael Savage is really onto something.

Moreover, Kennedy and Scalai wanted to castrate the fucker.

Posted by: TexasJew at June 28, 2012 09:09 PM (iBGQ2)

448 449, Roberto! Got some tunage?

Posted by: 19K - B5D, call me Gordon Freeman at June 28, 2012 09:10 PM (qqlqB)

449 453, NDH: Could have guessed that opinion. Actually this is the most consequential Supreme Court decision since Roe. And it's just as disastrous.

Posted by: theCork at June 28, 2012 09:11 PM (iT00L)

450

Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 01:09 AM (kaalw)


Sorry, Sir Squid, can't help ya.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 09:11 PM (4ixH5)

451 #436: That's a good point! I think you're right about that. As George Orwell once said, "There are some ideas so absurd that only an intellectual could believe them."

I know if Bush had appointed, hell, me in place of Roberts, we'd be celebrating the death of Obamacare now.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 28, 2012 09:11 PM (3yCFy)

452 Got some tunage?

Posted by: 19K - B5D, call me Gordon Freeman at June 29, 2012 01:10 AM (qqlqB)


Tunage?  I got anger by the tonnage.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ySebd4cdXY

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 09:12 PM (4ixH5)

453 #444 It's been a rough day. When I heard her start to giggle it just made my skin crawl. I shut off the TV. I think we'll just leave it off for a day or two.

Posted by: Hummingbird at June 28, 2012 09:12 PM (R5yLq)

454 459 PW: Indeed, it takes careful and extensive indoctrination to mis-educate one so thoroughly.

Posted by: theCork at June 28, 2012 09:14 PM (iT00L)

455 my balls, they stink

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2012 09:14 PM (tw6Ar)

456 >>>I view this whole period as a "breeding out liberalism" phase.

Don't be so sure. Tomorrow I'm gonna issue an executive order instituting Primae Noctis.

It's cool though. It's all legal 'cause it won't be a mandate. It'll be a tax... on that ass.

Posted by: King Barry, Shortshanks at June 28, 2012 09:16 PM (QlKw/)

457 my balls, they stink Posted by: The Dude at June 29, 2012 01:14 AM (tw6Ar) Smelly balls? Tax 'em!

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at June 28, 2012 09:17 PM (4ixH5)

458 Marillion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwz8b-yST4A

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 09:17 PM (kaalw)

459 Anyone here have Progressive car insurance? How about that Snapshot thingy?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2012 01:05 AM (piMMO)
Hell no! They are progressive, aka give obama a shit load of money!


****

I know. It sucks but after 17 years with Allstate, and a perfect driving record, I changed credit cards and forgot to change my auto-pay. By the time I figured it out, I had already missed a payment and my insurance had been cancelled. I called my agent who set up the new card and took my payment and said everything was fine. Then, last Friday, I received a call from my bank saying that I didn't have insurance on my car. WTF?!! My agent never called to tell me that despite taking my payment, and despite my driving record, and never previously missing a payment, Allstate refused to renew me. By this time, I had unknowingly been driving without insurance for 5 weeks.  State Farm was excited to work up a rate for me until they learned about the gap in insurance, and turned me down flat.

So.... on to Progressive.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 09:17 PM (piMMO)

460 Maybe there *is* a silver lining in all this.  We just need to the HHS to determine that all red headed babes need to screw my brains out or...pay a tax.

Cause me not getting laid might cause me to flip my shit so it's like some kind of preventative medicine kinda thing.

BRILLIANT!

Ladies, the line starts at the left.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 09:20 PM (4ixH5)

461 Repent the end is nigh!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 28, 2012 09:21 PM (GE1+K)

462 8 I shut off the TV the moment I saw Nancy Pelosi. It was just too much for one day.


****

She was drunk!  I'm not kidding. I was yelling about it on twitter. She was slurring her speech and losing her place and rambling like crazy... AND screwed up Brian Terry's name.

She no doubt had a few too many champagne toasts over the SCOTUS decision.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 09:22 PM (piMMO)

463 (S)upreme (C)ourt's (R)oberts (O)n (T)he (U)niversal (M)andate

Posted by: Lessons from the Ceramic Throne at June 28, 2012 09:23 PM (EowF3)

464 More Marillion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2YKMcT1jPQ

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 09:25 PM (kaalw)

465 G'night all. The struggle continues tomorrow. I'm not a young guy. At all. And I've faced death a few times personally, but I've never seen a time like this for the US of A. Better times ahead. Got to be.

Posted by: theCork at June 28, 2012 09:25 PM (iT00L)

466 When I read the scumbag would-be bomber's story, I thought, crap, I forgot who W's VP was...

Then I remembered.

Darth Vader.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 28, 2012 09:26 PM (+XVQe)

467

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 29, 2012 01:22 AM (piMMO)


Maybe some people really do get drunk on power.  God, I hate that bitch.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 09:26 PM (4ixH5)

468 I choose to look for the silver lining. My attitude is OK. My goal is to win in November. Posted by: zeera at June 29, 2012 12:53 AM (XtxRN) I'd really like to be winning now. Which is why today was sad

Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 28, 2012 09:26 PM (RQjPS)

469 412
It seems that, for whatever reason, many GOP-appointed justices turn out to be coin-flips at best

Perhaps because the amazingly non-partisan Demoncraps set out to destroy anyone that won't be?

Yes. Checking my history, since I really didn't start paying serious attention to politics until the Clinton impeachment, I see that Scalia was confirmed 98-0. After that, the Dems destroyed Bork and have made it tough on every GOP appointee since. While Clinton's and Zero's pick have sailed straight in without much fuss.

 Roberts looked like a good one for a few years but has obviously drifted left, while Alito seems pretty reliable. Thomas and Scalia are the rocks, but they're getting up there and are not immortal. I really, really, really don't want Obama to appoint their replacements.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at June 28, 2012 09:27 PM (Asr6U)

470 Here's the Pelosi speech. You have to watch, at least, the first minute.

It's incredible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml6SGY95m_w

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2012 09:27 PM (piMMO)

471 I'm woik blocked.  Watching Pelosi just makes me want to punch things.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 09:29 PM (4ixH5)

472 >>>Better times ahead. Got to be. We are the richest most powerful nation on Earth. Trust me I knot rock bottom, I've worked with rock bottom, this is not rock bottom.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 28, 2012 09:30 PM (GE1+K)

473 Thomas and Scalia are the rocks, but they're getting up there and are not immortal. I really, really, really don't want Obama to appoint their replacements.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at June 29, 2012 01:27 AM (Asr6U)


I wonder if we could, I don't know, have Scalia and Thomas cryogenically frozen.


And Roberts launched on a rocket into the heart of the sun.


That fucking traitor.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 09:31 PM (4ixH5)

474 Well that was a pile of crap day. Maybe it will turn out to be a good thing but I am still focused on the present. Didn't listen to the radio on the way home from work. AM or FM. Didn't turn on the news while I ordered a pizza. Made a drink and sat on my deck. Suddenly my temperature spiked! I started sweating. I felt my face. Why am I burning up? Is this the beginning of my face eating days? Then I remembered that I am in Texas and it is f*ucking hot. So I went back inside and watched the movie Patton. I felt a lot better after just the first scene. The phrase "Awaking a sleeping giant" is from another movie or place but still true. And I am part of that giant.

Posted by: Riding Through The Desert Looking For My Sock Named Liberty at June 28, 2012 09:31 PM (MG6Y6)

475 What a day!  Still digesting all the info that people way smarterer than me are saying about what happened today. 

Wazzup, everybody?


Posted by: Theresa at June 28, 2012 09:33 PM (Rmto4)

476 Wazzup, everybody?

Posted by: Theresa at June 29, 2012 01:33 AM (Rmto4)

trying to figure out what to spend a couple grand on

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2012 09:34 PM (tw6Ar)

477 I'm wondering if the secret tradeoff wasn't between Roberts and Ginsberg -- and involved RBG's not retiring until after the election.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 09:35 PM (kaalw)

478

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 29, 2012 01:30 AM (GE1+K)


Richest, yes.  Most powerful, absolutely.  But freedom was what was lost today.  Even repeal wouldn't undo the fact that the Federal Government is without restraint.  Congress can do anything with its tax authority.  SCOTUS will just rewrite laws at their leisure.  And the presidency?  Forget it.


Goodbye individual autonomy and free will.  I live to serve my masters in the State.


All hail Godking Obama!

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 09:35 PM (4ixH5)

479 Bing! It's 9:00. OK, here's the skinny -- Marillion plays the Fillmore in SF tomorrow night. I've got two tix, but can't really go. Any moron in good standing (WTF does that even mean?!?!?) is eligible. Any interest? Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 12:02 AM (kaalw) I thought Dianna got them.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 09:35 PM (ejmiE)

480 479 I'm woik blocked. Watching Pelosi just makes me want to punch things.

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 01:29 AM (4ixH5)

Its really a blessing!!!!!!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 09:36 PM (fHyXI)

481 Morons, keep your powder dry, ya equipment hard, and the world will turn. The scales of justice grind, and they do grind exceedingly fine. We shall take back our inheritance. We are within the covenant, are we not? It may take generations, it may take a Muad'ib. We need to measure our resources and apply them.

Posted by: 19K - B5D, call me Gordon Freeman at June 28, 2012 09:37 PM (qqlqB)

482 Wazzup, everybody?


Posted by: Theresa at June 29, 2012 01:33 AM (Rmto4)


Howdy, Theresa!

Not much happening here.  It's just...hot.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 09:37 PM (4ixH5)

483 More Marillion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohVpNHbLzKs

Any SF Bay morons?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 09:37 PM (kaalw)

484 Kommuna began service in the Czar's navy, spent most of its career in the Soviet (communist) Navy and now serves in the fleet of a democratic Russia

---------

So, kind of like the joke about the fellow who was born in St. Petersburg, grew up in Petrograd, married and raised his family in Leningrad, then died in St. Petersburg.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 28, 2012 09:37 PM (1c58W)

485 Any SF Bay morons? Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 01:37 AM (kaalw) Hi there.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 09:38 PM (ejmiE)

486

Posted by: 19K - B5D, call me Gordon Freeman at June 29, 2012 01:37 AM (qqlqB)


There room in there for skull-fucking leftists?

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 09:38 PM (4ixH5)

487 For me, I will be waiting, watching, and donating.

Posted by: 19K - B5D, call me Gordon Freeman at June 28, 2012 09:38 PM (qqlqB)

488 Then I remembered that I am in Texas and it is f*ucking hot.

HeeHeeHeee

Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2012 09:38 PM (EyTMo)

489 eman -- please see comment 343.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 09:40 PM (kaalw)

490 I'm posting live vids and feeling horrid that I can't go.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 09:41 PM (kaalw)

491 Roberto, they are demonstrably stupid. They cheered this decision. 'Yay, we have enough rope to hang ourselves!' We need to jam-fuck this CHOAD sandwich down their throats in November. All I'm sayin.

Posted by: 19K - B5D, call me Gordon Freeman at June 28, 2012 09:41 PM (qqlqB)

492 I was worried about Kennedy. But I didn't know until this day that it was Roberts all along.

Posted by: Zombie Don Corelone at June 28, 2012 09:41 PM (Asr6U)

493 eman -- please see comment 343. Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 01:40 AM (kaalw) I saw it. I thought Dianna got them. Anyway, I have a friend who might like them.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 09:42 PM (ejmiE)

494 my balls smell like baby shit

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2012 09:43 PM (tw6Ar)

495

WRTF, I have to go camping with my hubby and his brother and three of his asshole friends and their twenty something girlfriends,  because my sil bailed out? And shes pissed at me cause I told her it was not cool that she bailed out?

She hung up on me, damn.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 09:43 PM (fHyXI)

496 If Roberts says this can only function as a tax under the Constitution, but it was sold as 'not a tax,' shouldn't that be grounds for throwing the whole thing out on the basis of fraud?

At the very least a big reset and send it back for another vote under more honest terms. That should be just fine seeing as the balance of the House has changed a bit since the last time around.

Posted by: epobirs at June 28, 2012 09:44 PM (kcfmt)

497 They cheered this decision. Posted by: 19K - B5D, call me Gordon Freeman at June 29, 2012 01:41 AM (qqlqB) Baffling. The damn fools! They've done nothing but enslave themselves. If they want to live like fucking serfs can't they fuck off to some other place and leave the rest of us happy and free?

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 09:44 PM (4ixH5)

498

Posted by: epobirs at June 29, 2012 01:44 AM (kcfmt)


What I find maddening is that Roberts declares it a tax but not before saying it's not a tax for purposes of the Anti-Injunction Act.


What.  The.  Fuck?


Man's all fucked up on bath salts.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 09:46 PM (4ixH5)

499 Roberto, we're still a couple weeks away from our hot, hot weather, then it's 3- digit temps.  Right now it's 80s, right about where I like it. 

Posted by: Theresa at June 28, 2012 09:46 PM (Rmto4)

500 Baffling. The damn fools! They've done nothing but enslave themselves. If they want to live like fucking serfs can't they fuck off to some other place and leave the rest of us happy and free? Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 01:44 AM (4ixH5) If they do that, how are you going to pay for all their cool shit?

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 09:46 PM (ejmiE)

501 But I did give a lovely speech, did I not?
Cuz I'm the Taxman! Ohhhh-oh I'm the Taxman!

Posted by: SCOAMF Anus at June 28, 2012 09:47 PM (fQYHU)

502 What I find maddening is the fucking elephant in the room. We kiss the democrats asses, and they always serve them up!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 09:47 PM (fHyXI)

503  481 

I wonder if we could, I don't know, have Scalia and Thomas cryogenically frozen.
And Roberts launched on a rocket into the heart of the sun.
That fucking traitor.

Or do a Weekend at Bernie's deal. A real sockpuppet, as it were.

As for Roberts...I like the idea that some wrote earlier, that Romney signs the repeal bill right in front of Roberts. Immediately after the Oath is taken. Preferably the after the first attempt.

Posted by: Zombie Don Corelone at June 28, 2012 09:48 PM (Asr6U)

504 501 eman -- please see comment 343.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 01:40 AM (kaalw)

I saw it. I thought Dianna got them.

Anyway, I have a friend who might like them.

Posted by: eman at June 29, 2012 01:42 AM (ejmiE)



Dianna would have been my first choice -- she and her BH did a kindness for me once IRL -- but they couldn't get the logistics to work. Another actual moron would be my next option, as I've had good times whenever I've met up with morons and would like to benefit the community. But it works to have a friend of a moron. This is Marillion's final concert in North America this tour.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 09:48 PM (kaalw)

505 Did everyone know that Bare Naked Islam was a chick except me untill today? no fooking way!

Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 28, 2012 09:48 PM (RQjPS)

506 Off, smelly sock! Oh, wait....

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at June 28, 2012 09:49 PM (Asr6U)

507 #485: I've been thinking someone has some juicy blackmail material on Roberts, and he's the one trying to hang on until after the election. Your theory makes sense, too, though.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 28, 2012 09:49 PM (3yCFy)

508 I was worried about Kennedy. But I didn't know until this day that it was Roberts all along.

Posted by: Zombie Don Corelone at June 29, 2012 01:41 AM (Asr6U)


Ya know what, Kennedy never really worried me.  Kennedy, I'm of the understanding, tends to stand up for individual rights more often than not.  I imagined that the worst case scenario would be that they split the baby.  Sever the mandates, torpedo those, keep the rest.  Kennedy did purty good today.


Roberts is a traitor.


I mentioned this earlier in the evening but I think it's safe to say that that "conservative majority" on the court sure as shit doesn't exist.  Roberts is a lefty, through and through.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 09:50 PM (4ixH5)

509 So the deal is, I've got 'em in a pdf -- they can be emailed and printed. But we have to have some way of communicating off-the-blog that isn't susceptible to non-moron interception. Any brilliant ideas?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 09:51 PM (kaalw)

510 If they do that, how are you going to pay for all their cool shit?

Posted by: eman at June 29, 2012 01:46 AM (ejmiE)


We'll ship 'em to the arctic.  Lots of cool polar bear shit for them to play with.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 09:53 PM (4ixH5)

511 This is Marillion's final concert in North America this tour. Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 01:48 AM (kaalw) It looks like there is not enough time to pull this off. I won't be able to contact my friend until tomorrow and I don't even know if she likes that band. Of course she knows music like Stephen Hawking knows wheelchairs. Damn.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 09:53 PM (ejmiE)

512 Any brilliant ideas?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 01:51 AM (kaalw)


Facebook?


*cough*



Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 09:53 PM (4ixH5)

513 #517: The Yahoo group would be my best suggestion.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 28, 2012 09:53 PM (3yCFy)

514 Right now it's 80s, right about where I like it.

Posted by: Theresa at June 29, 2012 01:46 AM (Rmto4)


It's been hot enough here to fry eggs on teh sidewalk.


Say, care for an omlette?

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 09:55 PM (4ixH5)

515 If these fires in CO keep raging, I'll be able to grill a steak on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 28, 2012 09:55 PM (3yCFy)

516 Sort of like when I'm on the phone with tech support. "You want to open a case number? OK, I'm going to say it, spell it, then do the phonetic alphabet thing: Cthulhu; C.T.H.U.L.H.U.; Charles, Thomas, Henry, Umbrella, Lawrence, Henry, Umbrella. Got that?"

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 09:56 PM (kaalw)

517 Any brilliant ideas?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 01:51 AM (kaalw)

 

 

If there are taxes involved wait until you get the deal done before you bring it up.

Posted by: robtr at June 28, 2012 09:56 PM (MtwBb)

518 Brilliant idea? Way too tired that.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 09:57 PM (ejmiE)

519 Roberts all along.
Motherfucker, turncoat, sorry had to be said!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 09:57 PM (fHyXI)

520 Facebook?
*cough*

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 01:53 AM (4ixH5)



>>Shoots dirty look<<

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 09:58 PM (kaalw)

521 >>Shoots dirty look<< Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 01:58 AM (kaalw) ditto

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 09:58 PM (ejmiE)

522 #524

Sounds like Frank Zappa's story about his son Dweezil's birth. The nurse refused to write down that name so Zappa threw out the first names of each of the Mothers of Invention. When Dweezil saw his birth certificate many years later he was quite upset and they went to court to get it fixed.

Posted by: epobirs at June 28, 2012 09:59 PM (kcfmt)

523 Of course she knows music like Stephen Hawking knows wheelchairs.

Posted by: eman at June 29, 2012 01:53 AM (ejmiE)


I.  Saw.  That.  You.  Son.  Of.  A.  Bitch.


No.  One.  Laughs.  At.  Ste.  Phen.  Haw.  King.  And.  Gets.  A.  Way.  With.  It.

Posted by: Stephen Hawking at June 28, 2012 09:59 PM (4ixH5)

524 Time to dream of Japanese babes having a pillow fight.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 10:00 PM (ejmiE)

525 >>Shoots dirty look<<

Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 01:58 AM (kaalw)


*Feels a sudden surge of MADNESS*

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 10:00 PM (4ixH5)

526 Good night, Eman.


Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 10:01 PM (4ixH5)

527 I won't be able to contact my friend until tomorrow and I don't even know if she likes that band. Of course she knows music like Stephen Hawking knows wheelchairs.

Damn.

Posted by: eman at June 29, 2012 01:53 AM (ejmiE)


1. Is she in SF? I'm in in the South Bay, Dianne's in the South Bay, going up the Peninsula on Friday night is a nightmare.


2. Is she proggy? If she's a Fish/Genesis/Gabriel/Porcupine Tree/Yes fan.....she'd probably be thrilled.


3. I'm hitting the sack soon.....I could get them to you "on spec" -- and you could just tell me early tomorrow that they didn't go.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 10:01 PM (kaalw)

528 Well to the hell with ya'll. Love ya, mean it. Sleep tight and God Bless!!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 10:01 PM (fHyXI)

529 Good night, Lou!

SWeet dreams and many blessings.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 10:02 PM (4ixH5)

530 G'night Lou!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 10:03 PM (kaalw)

531 Out, y'all.

Posted by: 19K - B5D, call me Gordon Freeman at June 28, 2012 10:03 PM (qqlqB)

532 Good ngiht, Gordon!

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 10:03 PM (4ixH5)

533 And it least our mouths are not purple, creeeeeepy.

Posted by: lou's a girl at June 28, 2012 10:03 PM (fHyXI)

534 What's a ngiht? Is it anything like a shoggoth?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 10:04 PM (kaalw)

535 #527: Nothing to be sorry about, Lou; it's the truth.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 28, 2012 10:04 PM (3yCFy)

536 Good night, Lou!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 28, 2012 10:05 PM (3yCFy)

537 I think it's just a case of residual MADNESS in my system.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 10:05 PM (4ixH5)

538 1. Is she in SF? I'm in in the South Bay, Dianne's in the South Bay, going up the Peninsula on Friday night is a nightmare. 2. Is she proggy? If she's a Fish/Genesis/Gabriel/Porcupine Tree/Yes fan.....she'd probably be thrilled. 3. I'm hitting the sack soon.....I could get them to you "on spec" -- and you could just tell me early tomorrow that they didn't go. Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 02:01 AM (kaalw) I'll call her early tomorrow morning. (She's going to pull my arms off for that, but what are friends for anyway?) We are in the San Mateo neighborhood. Getting to SF won't be a problem for her. Better write myself a note.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 10:05 PM (ejmiE)

539 C'mon eman.....don't pass out on me!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 10:05 PM (kaalw)

540 Would you be accompanying her? Should we be discussing how to email things?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 10:06 PM (kaalw)

541 C'mon eman.....don't pass out on me! Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 02:05 AM (kaalw) I'll make a phony email account in the am, and post it in the headlines thread. If she's interested, of course. Best I can do.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 10:08 PM (ejmiE)

542 Would you be accompanying her? Should we be discussing how to email things? Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 02:06 AM (kaalw) Negative. Zero interest in that band, have I. She knows enough people to fill the stadium.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 10:10 PM (ejmiE)

543 I imagined that the worst case scenario would be that they split the baby. Sever the mandates, torpedo those, keep the rest. Kennedy did purty good today.

Yep. The f'n Bizzaro Era under Lord Zero continues apace. Though in retrospect I should have been a little suspicious after Roberts botched the Arizona case on Monday.

The whole thing sucks, but that's life as a logical person in the 21st century, apparently. It seems that we can never let down our guard, ever.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at June 28, 2012 10:10 PM (Asr6U)

544 Unless Obamacare is repealed fully and quickly, it'll become a staple like most of LBJ's "Great Society." The only time we were able to fight back and win was in the mid-late '40's when some of FDR's worst laws were tossed out. But then, those were days when there were non-socialist Dems from the South. This will not end wel...

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2012 10:10 PM (XYqoq)

545 Kirk out.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 10:11 PM (ejmiE)

546 So the deal is that my BH will be trying to give these to someone at her work....and I, of course, would like to see them go to a moron. But we both regret not being able to go together (medical) because it should be a great show. So we're trying to nail things down ASAP because SOMEONE should have a great time....but will have our own internal synchronization problems vis-a-vis facetime, work/home, and such. If I can cut a deal with eman, then I'll leave the BH a note that things are settled....but if we wait for eman's friend, then the friend could respond back through channels to find that the BH gave them away 10 minutes prior.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 10:11 PM (kaalw)

547 Just re-watched my cell phone taping of FOX announcing this morning that the law was overturned. I might save that one to watch occasionally.

Posted by: Hal Burton at June 28, 2012 10:11 PM (iYvMQ)

548 OK, will try to facilitate.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 10:12 PM (kaalw)

549 Another takeaway from today's events.  We the People are on a roll, trending in the right direction.  2010 mid-terms, Wisconsin.  This decision was not made by us voters, even tho it affects us greatly.  Look at the earlier post regarding the Michigan polling.  Thats the votering public again.  They'll hear us clearly in November.  We WILL get the last laugh.

Posted by: zeera at June 28, 2012 10:13 PM (wwuGd)

550 Zeera, I totally agree, and the fight is definitely not over! Now we regroup, reload, and begin the repeal!  

Posted by: Theresa at June 28, 2012 10:19 PM (Rmto4)

551 We WILL get the last laugh. Posted by: zeera at June 29, 2012 02:13 AM (wwuGd) My stock in Beanie Babies all collapsed and shit. I is intromaducing a bill to make all ya'll racists buy some Beanie Babies.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at June 28, 2012 10:20 PM (4ixH5)

552 fargin icehole sommonfombayetch corksogger !!!!

Posted by: jc at June 28, 2012 10:22 PM (ufJKx)

553 this fcker dead yet?

Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 28, 2012 10:23 PM (RQjPS)

554 I will impose a tax on all those that don't drink my Kool-aid...

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 28, 2012 10:24 PM (XYqoq)

555 well since we can now tax all kinds of sh*t, how about a $7,000 abortionn tax? That will be fun to see what happens after that gets passed. fcking Central Planners

Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 28, 2012 10:27 PM (RQjPS)

556 So, reading some write-ups about all this shit that goes down...they...these canny legal fuckwits...seem to just obsess over minutae, don't they?

Commerce clause, necessary and proper, taxation, yadda yadda yadda...don't they ever read the rest of the fucking Constitution?

Freedom of association?  Guys?  Yeah?  No?

Hey, what about that so called right to privacy we all have?  No?  Just for killing the unborn and men plowing each other up the wrong 'un?  Nothing else?

We're ruled by fucking imbeciles.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 10:27 PM (4ixH5)

557 illegitiums non carborundum

Posted by: zeera at June 28, 2012 10:27 PM (XtxRN)

558 Yep. Stepping back a bit, there may be some good to come out of this. Zerocare led directly to the explosion of the Tea Party, Scott Brown, and the 2010 wave. Yeah, there were some hiccups along the way ('nuff said). I wonder if those former Dem House members were partying down yesterday. Well, maybe Alan Grayson was.

It seems foolish to count on Romney and a GOP-led Congress to pull a deus ex machina and repeal the law. But we are living in unprecedented times.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at June 28, 2012 10:27 PM (Asr6U)

559 fargin icehole sommonfombayetch corksogger !!!!

Posted by: jc at June 29, 2012 02:22 AM (ufJKx)


There's no need for that kind of language, asshole, watch your fucking mouth!

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 10:28 PM (4ixH5)

560 Married life is treating me well. Maybe bicycles are good for fish, after all. I think, for the benefit of my fellow wymynzes, I'll push for a law requiring all men to be married by 30, or they pay a $10,000 annual "tax".

Posted by: Gloria "Playboy Bunny" Steinem at June 28, 2012 10:28 PM (3yCFy)

561 How ya doin', JC?

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 10:28 PM (4ixH5)

562 It seems foolish to count on Romney and a GOP-led Congress to pull a deus ex machina and repeal the law. But we are living in unprecedented times.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at June 29, 2012 02:27 AM (Asr6U)


Romney seems to be going almost all in with repeal.  He'll, unfortunately, seek to include some stupid ideas, possibly for the sake of seeming moderate, but I think he'll pursue it.  He's not really waffled here.


Ya know, his choice of running mate is gonna have a lot more importance now.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 10:30 PM (4ixH5)

563 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei2WhctlRHY

Posted by: Gloria at June 28, 2012 10:31 PM (3yCFy)

564 Begone, wymynist sock!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 28, 2012 10:31 PM (3yCFy)

565 569 How ya doin', JC?

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 02:28 AM (4ixH5)


====


I'm being deported to Sweden, but I'm not from there.

Posted by: jc at June 28, 2012 10:32 PM (ufJKx)

566 I was actually kind of hoping to see SFgoth, as I could imagine Marillion's Byronesque lead vocalist fitting into French Directorate stylings....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 10:33 PM (kaalw)

567 I'm being deported to Sweden, but I'm not from there.

Posted by: jc at June 29, 2012 02:32 AM (ufJKx)



Just as long as you're not from Australia.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 10:34 PM (kaalw)

568 Just because I like to say it, and imagine my friends in stern stiff poses facing off into the future -- TPAKTOP!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 10:35 PM (kaalw)

569 I'm being deported to Sweden, but I'm not from there. Posted by: jc at June 29, 2012 02:32 AM (ufJKx) womens are hot there but, their cultural norms are not very American send pics!!!!

Posted by: Honey Badger #5 at June 28, 2012 10:37 PM (RQjPS)

570 I'm being deported to Sweden, but I'm not from there.

Posted by: jc at June 29, 2012 02:32 AM (ufJKx)


See about getting deported to Finland, the chicks are hotter and put out more.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 10:39 PM (4ixH5)

571 TPAKTOP!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 02:35 AM (kaalw)


*Poses heroically*

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 10:39 PM (4ixH5)

572 *Poses heroically*

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 02:39 AM (4ixH5)



*Fans self*

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 10:41 PM (kaalw)

573 Speaking of which, where has Gushka been?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 10:48 PM (kaalw)

574 Even more to the point, why am I talking to myself?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 10:49 PM (kaalw)

575 I see her on Facebook ever day.


I think she's on Table 9 Chat, too, but I can't be sure since every time I go on my browser either crashes or is unable to bring it up.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 10:50 PM (4ixH5)

576 #581: I've seen a couple of comments from her recently. I'm guessing she's a little busy with something.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 28, 2012 10:53 PM (3yCFy)

577 583 I see her on Facebook ever day.


I think she's on Table 9 Chat, too, but I can't be sure since every time I go on my browser either crashes or is unable to bring it up.

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 02:50 AM (4ixH5)


Ah, that "book that is faced" thingie-widget.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 10:59 PM (kaalw)

578 Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 28, 2012 11:01 PM (3yCFy)

579 G'night, PW!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 11:02 PM (kaalw)

580 Good ngiht, Warbler!

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 11:06 PM (4ixH5)

581 Well, Robert -- it looks like "everyone" is just you and me......and, soon, it's about to be you.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 11:11 PM (kaalw)

582 I'm around. Just reading other stuff and being pissed about well...everything

Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2012 11:19 PM (7F9i5)

583 Woik sux.  Now that all you peeps have to pay for my medical care I should probably quit.  Course, it won't matter anyway cuz all my docs are going to quit, too.

Posted by: jc at June 28, 2012 11:22 PM (ufJKx)

584 "Congress is perfectly within its power to forcibly relocate Jewish citizens. It is not within its power, however to confine them. The Court finds that the Final Solution Act is constitutional as long as it is interpreted as a relocation program. It is not for the Court to judge the wisdom of the legislative process."

Posted by: Justice Roberts at June 28, 2012 11:26 PM (X3HIv)

585 and, soon, it's about to be you.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 03:11 AM (kaalw)


Finally, I can get these damn pants off.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 11:28 PM (4ixH5)

586 Course, it won't matter anyway cuz all my docs are going to quit, too.

Posted by: jc at June 29, 2012 03:22 AM (ufJKx)


Don't worry, Obama's healing touch will cure your ills!


All you gotta do is give at least $50 bucks to his campagin and jerk him off a little.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 11:29 PM (4ixH5)

587 I got money in my pocket and I've got no clue on what to buy

thinking of Neo Geo MVS cab or a Sega Astro City (could afford both but not the space) or some pachinko machines but I dunno

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2012 11:30 PM (tw6Ar)

588 I'm seeing Romney adds on the interwebz. they are gonna raise alot of money from Roberts going Chickenshit

Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2012 11:31 PM (7F9i5)

589 436 ...In fact, now that I think about it--would Harriet Miers have voted to uphold this thing? I don't think so. Alito ultimately filled that particular vacancy.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at June 28, 2012 11:31 PM (d6QMz)

590 Did you watch that Delve vid Dude? You should come back to Eve and play internet space war.

Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2012 11:31 PM (7F9i5)

591 being pissed about well...everything

Posted by: Zakn at June 29, 2012 03:19 AM (7F9i5)


Try to think of the bright side...


And as soon as you figure out what that is you let me know.

Posted by: Robert at June 28, 2012 11:32 PM (4ixH5)

592 I just shook my head listening to the Ricochet podcast when Peter Robinson said, I worked with this man in the Executive Office Building during the Reagan Administration. I cannot believe he ruled this way

Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2012 11:35 PM (7F9i5)

593 You should come back to Eve and play internet space war.

Posted by: Zakn at June 29, 2012 03:31 AM (7F9i5)


been too busy to jump back in

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2012 11:39 PM (tw6Ar)

594 I've decided to staple the winkie of everyone that pisses me off to their own foreheads.



After today, I'm going to need a lot more staples.

Posted by: jc at June 28, 2012 11:45 PM (ufJKx)

595 Imports Staples by the ton

Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2012 11:51 PM (7F9i5)

596 590 I'm around. Just reading other stuff and being pissed about well...everything

Posted by: Zakn at June 29, 2012 03:19 AM (7F9i5)



I turn 50 this year. In 1980, I was 18 years old, and just getting acquainted with the world as it was (mind you, I was thwarted by days from being able to vote for Reagan).



We hadn't had a Republican House of Representatives since 1954 -- well before I was born. There were only three networks, and they all said the same thing so there was no reason to disbelieve them. Taxes were high and always had been -- there was a thriving industry in inventing and promoting tax shelters. We'd lost the Vietnam War, Nixon was a crook, the nation was a cesspool. And then Reagan was elected, America became a shining City upon a hill, taxes were slashed and the economy roared forward with tax receipts going UP with lower rates, we won the Cold War, took the House....and forgot how unlikely it had been, how deep in the hole we were.



Today sucks? Yeah, I'm sorry that the CJ has some deep fuckin' scheme where he can gain Washington Brownie Points by ruling against common fuckin' sense. Yeah, the blogosphere is hummin' that this sucks donkey-dongs. Yeah, the freakin' ratchet closes off freedoms bit-by-bit for the benefit of the anointed "best-and-brightest" that run brain-dead organizations like Energy, Education, Agriculture, and the EPA. We can SEE that.



We can see it, because it really isn't as bad as all that. The House was in Dem hands from 1954 to 1994. You could have been hired on to your first career job with Dems running the show, and retired with Dems still in charge. If you were curious as to what the hell those retards were doing in Washington, you could have assiduously read the newspaper.....and still not known. TV wouldn't have helped, either. If you wanted to get together with someone to make your views known.....er.....letter to the editor?



Every single time people say that today sucks.....yeah, they're right. But in the cosmic scheme of things, it's only because they're comparing it to the Reagan years. We have seen better, so what is not-as-bad seems much-worse.



Mind you, I still rate Carter as the 2nd worst President from the last 50 years....but only because he is benchmarked against the years before, and not the years after.




Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2012 11:55 PM (kaalw)

597 Cthulhu, you make great points, and I entirely agree as far as they go. However, you've neglected the worst aspect of today's ruling, and that is that now the precedent has been set that we can be taxed to compel certain behaviors, or to punish others.

That is the source of my current distress. We can repeal Obamataxcare, and will, but we can't so readily repeal that precedent.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 29, 2012 12:00 AM (IlZPo)

598

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 29, 2012 04:00 AM (IlZPo)


Yes, it would require a Constitutional remedy.


An amendment stating something like, "Congress shall make no law compelling the people to engage in commerce."


Also acceptable, "Congress will be required to suck off one thousand mules and swallow their seminal fluids before considering any new law."

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 12:07 AM (4ixH5)

599

The greatest living lesson in the history of America!

November 2012.

Almost as good as the founding.

This has been along time coming.

Posted by: We the people vs. the govn't at June 29, 2012 12:07 AM (D7lJF)

600 It's such fucking bad law and poorly written. Fucking Kennedy gave you cover CJ. WTF

Posted by: Zakn at June 29, 2012 12:10 AM (7F9i5)

601 Oh, my Obamacare Delenda Est page on Bookface just got some new likes!

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 12:10 AM (4ixH5)

602 Now I need to decide whether to work the weekend for some extra scratch or go Galt. And by Go Galt, I mean play internet space ships.

Posted by: Zakn at June 29, 2012 12:11 AM (7F9i5)

603 Robert, yes, I've been quite against any Constitutional amendments for a long time, but now I'm afraid one is necessary now in order to fix this.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 29, 2012 12:12 AM (IlZPo)

604 Here's an idea.

New qualification for being elected to Congress.

You gotta be on record having sucked a dick.

Like sucking off some dude on camera.

No hear-say.

I figure if you're gonna want to serve in elected office you should mean it and I think sucking a dick goes a long way towards validating that.

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 12:13 AM (4ixH5)

605 I'm afraid one is necessary now in order to fix this.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 29, 2012 04:12 AM (IlZPo)


I've still got a hardon for Randy Barnett's federalism amendments myself.

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 12:15 AM (4ixH5)

606 You know whats funny about that is that the dudes would do it. The Dikes would freak out

Posted by: Zakn at June 29, 2012 12:15 AM (7F9i5)

607 605 Cthulhu, you make great points, and I entirely agree as far as they go. However, you've neglected the worst aspect of today's ruling, and that is that now the precedent has been set that we can be taxed to compel certain behaviors, or to punish others.

That is the source of my current distress. We can repeal Obamataxcare, and will, but we can't so readily repeal that precedent.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 29, 2012 04:00 AM (IlZPo)



Look -- anything that leaves Wickard as valid law is an abomination....and the fact that we had a clear shot at it and couldn't hit it is frustrating, but you work with what you've got. Congress clearly has the power to tax irresponsibly -- for instance, by putting huge advantages on home-ownership when a labor force competing globally should be mobile. Roberts' "penumbra" makes it harder to hide this.



Congress was too clever by half on the subject -- there's a "penalty" for not meeting the "mandate" that's collected by the IRS.....but it's less than a grand and non-payment cannot result in incarceration (unlike regular income tax, which can). They never called it a tax, they did everything they could to call it something else...."tax" is the poisoned chalice.



I just wish everyone would cut the bullshit and put some bright lines in there.




Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 12:17 AM (kaalw)

608 Reading Lowery's column did help me a little. I personally don't buy it. Fuck it. Who cares if they hate you. Who Cares if Obama campaigns against you. I suppose. I hope this drives turnout and not only to we turn Minisoda red, we shit can that commie Amy Klobucan'tspellit

Posted by: Zakn at June 29, 2012 12:20 AM (7F9i5)

609 I've still got a hardon for Randy Barnett's federalism amendments myself.

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 04:15 AM (4ixH5)



Y'know what would give me a hardon for the commerce clause? Identify the border.



As originally stated, if a transaction occurred across a border -- national, state, or Indian tribe -- the Feds got to muck with it. Otherwise, no. So where's the border?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 12:22 AM (kaalw)

610 Taxes have been used for social engineer our entire lives. Nothing new there. They just upped the ante, is all.

In the past, they want to soak the sinners to pay for their pet programs. But this is intended to break stuff so they can replace it with their single payer version.

Good.

Stop resisting and instead stand on the gas pedal. It took the USSR 70 years to eat itself. We're Americans. We can do it far better, faster, and bigger than any Russkies. (Technically, I'm sort of a Russkie or at least a Ukie but we won WWII by having better German generals than the Nazis did, so you get where I'm going with this.)

The sooner they flame out the better, so give all the fuel they want. Instead of a US version of the NHS, we sweep aside the wreckage with the driver and willing passengers still inside and build something better. But first they need to get up to speed and be pointed at a nice solid target to test their feeling of invulnerability.

Liberals essentially have the mindset of teenagers. They stay perpetually 19 and never achieve the maturity that doesn't come until the mid-20s. (Science!) One thing teenagers are really good at is getting in a car and removing themselves from the gene pool.

P.J. O'Rourke once wrote that giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Lets work with that.

Posted by: epobirs at June 29, 2012 12:27 AM (kcfmt)

611 604   I turn 50 this year. In 1980, I was 18 years old . . . .

Every single time people say that today sucks.....yeah, they're right. But in the cosmic scheme of things, it's only because they're comparing it to the Reagan years. We have seen better, so what is not-as-bad seems much-worse.

----
Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 03:55 AM (kaalw)


=========


I am just a couple years in front of you, and I have to disagree on some major points ---

I became aware of politics because RFK got shot and I caught on quick that all the adults were affected in a big way.  So, I was well aware when Watergate happened, and I watched hours and hours of all those damned hearings.  I was  listening to Sam Ervin, Howard Baker, Teh Fred, and all the rest.  I remember Mike Gravel, Frank Church and all their bullshit, too.

A big part of what your analysis misses is that the Dem of yesteryear is not a Dem of today.  Anyone who might actually have JFK's positions on anything would be a "far right extremist" to the modern douchebag.


Next, every Prez since OPEC has been screwed, and none of them has had an answer for it.  Yeah, Reagan poured gas on the fire that Carter let burn down to just embers, but the combo of the 1981 and 1986 tax acts caused massive bankruptcies, the failure of over 1000 banks and S&L's and when Bush I had to put the Resolution Trust losses on the deficit (about $2T if I remember correctly) Perot had all the ammo he needed to get Clinton elected.

Yes, things today are totally fucked.  But we got here on the steady march of idiots in an unbroken chain.  The glory years were not that great.

Posted by: jc at June 29, 2012 12:28 AM (ufJKx)

612 This is turning into the Four Yorkshiremen:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

Posted by: epobirs at June 29, 2012 12:32 AM (kcfmt)

613 jc, the only way in which today's Democrats are different from those of our youth is that they have no intellectual cover behind which to hide any more.

I'm about your age, and I remember the LBJ "daisy" ads. That told me all I needed to know about Democrats when I was 5.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 29, 2012 12:35 AM (IlZPo)

614 And you tell the kids of today that, and they don't believe you!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 29, 2012 12:36 AM (IlZPo)

615 Posted by: jc at June 29, 2012 04:28 AM (ufJKx)



The point where I diverge from "common knowledge" is that we've seen it get better, we've seen it get worse. It is no longer possible to say, "'twas ever thus, and can be no other."


Before Reagan, that was a more difficult argument. I continue to think that Carter took a -1 to a -4, where BHO took a +1 to a -3. In terms of how bad the result....Carter erased 3 and ended up in a hellacious pit -- though started out upside-down. BHO erased 4 and took moderate success to moderate failure. But things aren't as bad today as they were back then.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 12:40 AM (kaalw)

616 And, before you notice me by my absence, I'm letting you know that I'm taking two more swigs and heading off to bed.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2012 12:42 AM (kaalw)

617 I suppose. I hope this drives turnout and not only to we turn Minisoda red, we shit can that commie Amy Klobucan'tspellit

Posted by: Zakn at June 29, 2012 04:20 AM (7F9i5)

 

Amen to that Zakn.  Do we have a R candidate to oppose her yet?  Damn, her and fkn Al Franken (who I share a BD with -shudder), and don't get me started on Gov Moonbat.  Wassa matter wid us?

Posted by: zeera at June 29, 2012 12:45 AM (XtxRN)

618 131 Well I have to get this off my chest.

Roberts not only made a bad decsion but he really whimped out in his opinion. When he said it wasn't his job to protect us from bad decisions that politicians make I have to ask then what the fuck is your job. Is your job to call a mandate a tax when it wasn't passed as a tax, when it probably would have never passed the senate as a tax? Or is your job that when the assholes we elect do something uncontitutional to strike it down and protect us from that. I think it was his job and he failed at it.

Sorry Roberts but you whimped out  

Posted by: robtr at June 28, 2012 10:46 PM (MtwBb)

 

  AMEN! We have a system of checks and balances and if the Congress passes an unConstitutional bill, it's the SCOTUS' DUTY to overturn it!   The states ratified the Constitution and we expect to live under it. We don't just live under the whims of Congress.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl Hates Roberts at June 29, 2012 12:47 AM (KL49F)

619 621 jc, the only way in which today's Democrats are different from those of our youth is that they have no intellectual cover behind which to hide any more.

I'm about your age, and I remember the LBJ "daisy" ads. That told me all I needed to know about Democrats when I was 5.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 29, 2012 04:35 AM (IlZPo)


===


not much changes in the slavery party, except the ways they try to hide in plain sight.

Posted by: jc at June 29, 2012 12:49 AM (ufJKx)

620 #626

Yep, I hate that this enshrined a lot of weasel language.

The correct response, which the dissenters seemed to want, was to tell them "This is garbage. Go away and don't bug us with this crap again until you have a version intended to be read and understood by a person of reasonable intelligence and education with less than a week to devote to the task."

Too much legislation is intended to be incomprehensible, so 'we have to pass it to find out whats in it.'

That a member of the House actually said that and got to stay in office tells me something is direly wrong with our governance. In a sane world that quote would be a career ender.


Posted by: epobirs at June 29, 2012 12:53 AM (kcfmt)

621 Time for more 'Darker Then black.'

Posted by: epobirs at June 29, 2012 12:54 AM (kcfmt)

622 anyone left around here

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2012 01:04 AM (Z9EHQ)

623 Im here, but probably shouldn't say anything

Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2012 01:08 AM (RURIy)

624 sometimes that is the smart thing to do

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2012 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)

625 are you trying to remain undetected?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 29, 2012 01:09 AM (Z9EHQ)

626 I know there is so much to, I just see a series of false peaks to climb on the map ahead. The election, the dims fillibuster complete with weepy pre-existing condition ads, massive spending cut battles, more Ocare lawsuits, ... Fighting this way is wrong, we need to unravel the progressive knot from the other end - back where it started - end withholding. Let Adam Smith's Invisible Hand do the work. Fighting thru every lefty rearguard action will take a generation.

Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2012 01:17 AM (RURIy)

627 I don't care what they say. It's a tax bill. 50 votes. They will whine and cry about Senate Procedure. Fuck em. This shit is serious.

Posted by: Zakn at June 29, 2012 01:21 AM (7F9i5)

628 628 #626

Yep, I hate that this enshrined a lot of weasel language.

The correct response, which the dissenters seemed to want, was to tell them "This is garbage. Go away and don't bug us with this crap again until you have a version intended to be read and understood by a person of reasonable intelligence and education with less than a week to devote to the task."

Too much legislation is intended to be incomprehensible, so 'we have to pass it to find out whats in it.'

That a member of the House actually said that and got to stay in office tells me something is direly wrong with our governance. In a sane world that quote would be a career ender.

Posted by: epobirs at June 29, 2012 04:53 AM (kcfmt)


===


The whole affair is embarrassing in many ways.  According to some estimates, for about a 500K-1M years, there have been modern humans on this planet.  For most of that time, the only thing we knew about gravity was how to fall out of a tree.

Kepler, Copernicus, Gallileo, Newton, and others between  the mid 1500's and the mid 1600's changed that.  By the 1970's we were able to launch spacecraft that met planets in space, used those planets as slingshots and met other planets, etc.

So, 500K years -- pretty incapable v. <500 years, able to do so much more.

Why?  Because all problems are solved from the heart of the matter out to the details -- no tough problems are ever really solved in the opposite manner.

Our government is doomed to one failure after another if we never learn these lessons.  1900 pages of stupid-assed guesses is a pathetic and horrible thing and proves great and profound ignorance befitting the time between cave men and the dark ages.




Posted by: jc at June 29, 2012 01:22 AM (ufJKx)

629
Your tax dollars at work:

Los Angeles County Public Health's "Show Us Your Package" competition to design an official condom wrapper has a winner. It's Adam Lyons, 32, of Hollywood. His design won from among more than 500 entries. He gets $750 in gift cards and a Toshiba 19” LED television with a built-in DVD. His design, and nine semi-finalists, will be on the one million free condoms that the county of Los Angeles hopes to hand out over the next year or so.

laobserved.com



Pic - It's a lil bowtie and says "suit up".



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 29, 2012 01:32 AM (kdS6q)

630 America: Still Dead.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 29, 2012 01:32 AM (caAEA)

631 Where are we, at 300 of the 500K, or 30 of the 500?

Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2012 01:32 AM (RURIy)

632 LDC, so still falling out of trees

Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2012 01:34 AM (RURIy)

633 639 Where are we, at 300 of the 500K, or 30 of the 500?

Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2012 05:32 AM (RURIy)


====


we are still at amazing dumbshit.  Nothing happens without the simplest possible theory that correctly explains what we see and predicts what we will see.

We have not even reached the point where people understand the value of the simplest possible statement that is correct and the complete futility of the pointlessly complex.

We are badly mis-educated and ruled by fools.

Posted by: jc at June 29, 2012 01:37 AM (ufJKx)

634
More random notes:

For those of you who are interested in searching the recently released 1940 Census, a number of states have been newly indexed and are available to search at:

familysearch.org/1940census/

All the West, except Texas, is up, which gives the big get of California. Florida is up too.  Volunteer indexers are still hacking away at the bulk of the Eastern states.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 29, 2012 01:47 AM (kdS6q)

635 #637

FFS, it's been a few decades since AIDS became a household word and we still have to spend tax payer dollars on encouraging promiscuity? In a city already on a countdown to insolvency?

Getting laid is not a right. If you cannot afford the materials for safe sex, don't have sex or take your chances. It's that simple.

The same leftys that want to make tax payers foot the bill for free condoms also pushed for ZPG programs and forced birth control, as promoted by Obama's science advisor John Holdren. Wouldn't people committing suicide via STD be fulfilling the ZPG plan?

Why give condoms to people with zero chance of breeding? If they cannot take responsibility for their own hygiene it shouldn't be anyone else's expense. You can buy condoms at ever 7-11 and AM/PM in this city 24 hours a day.

This public health over reach is really pissing me off. At what point do people take responsibility for their on behavior?

Posted by: epobirs at June 29, 2012 01:57 AM (kcfmt)

636 Morning fellow slaves. Isn't it wonderful here on the government plantation.

Posted by: teej at June 29, 2012 01:58 AM (WY3bD)

637
Getting laid is not a right.
Posted by: epobirs




Maybe it's a tax? So many odd things are nowadays...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 29, 2012 01:59 AM (kdS6q)

638 Gotta go Kids.  Have to stock up on really sharp staples.  CYA.

Posted by: jc at June 29, 2012 02:01 AM (ufJKx)

639 142 Yes, Roberts fucked up big time.

He squealed about not acting like a legislator as he was acting like a legislator.

I bet he drives waiters crazy.

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2012 10:50 PM (ejmiE)

 

The one thing Conservatives hate is "legislating from the bench" and yet that's w hat Roberts did. And I have ppl on twitter and elsewhere trying to convince me tha Roberts is a "genius" who gave us a "gift". I'm sick! 

Posted by: Aslan's Girl H8s Roberts & Roberts' defenders at June 29, 2012 02:14 AM (KL49F)

640 Black Friday. There is absolutely nothing to celebrate next week. A bunch of commies will be grilling and drinking and shooting fireworks. Celebrating our freedom and independence. Clueless f*@ks who vote in a new aristocracy. I will celebrate nothing.

Posted by: teej at June 29, 2012 02:16 AM (Vdd8W)

641 I find myself hoping for a total collapse of our society. The major cities burning. Those who are ill prepared starving in the streets because their precious nanny state is unable to care for them. Texas, Oklahoma and Kansas seceding our way to freedom. We can feed ourselves and provide ourselves with plenty of cheap energy and fuck the rest. America is no longer America. Americans are no longer Americans.

Posted by: teej at June 29, 2012 02:39 AM (8xOfO)

642 Can Missouri come too? 

Posted by: Ruby at June 29, 2012 02:49 AM (QAUe4)

643 You can come to Ruby. But you have to get rid of St. Louis and kc. We'll get rid of Lawrence and Johnson and wyandotte counties.

Posted by: teej at June 29, 2012 02:55 AM (0SHei)

644 #650

This is why I want to give them all the rope they want and accelerate the process. No need to cede good real estate if they can be induced to destroy themselves quickly enough. Let the urban hives self-immolate and still have plenty of good stuff left standing for rational people to make good use of.

Posted by: epobirs at June 29, 2012 02:58 AM (kcfmt)

645 I, uh...dozed off there.

We still fucked?

Looking around I see that we're still fucked.

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 02:59 AM (4ixH5)

646 Remember, it only takes losing the populace of a narrow coastal strip to turn CA into a red state.

Lex Luthor's real estate plan is beginning to look better and better.

Posted by: epobirs at June 29, 2012 02:59 AM (kcfmt)

647 Ah, here it is:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl9409NQPuU

Posted by: epobirs at June 29, 2012 03:02 AM (kcfmt)

648 "Congress is perfectly within its power to forcibly relocate Jewish citizens. It is not within its power, however to confine them. The Court finds that the Final Solution Act is constitutional as long as it is interpreted as a relocation program. It is not for the Court to judge the wisdom of the legislative process."
Posted by: Justice Roberts at June 29, 2012 03:26 AM (X3HIv)

This is a brilliant move by Chief Justice Roberts to see a future Jewish homeland founded by, roughly, 1946.

Posted by: allahdavid krautfrumpundit at June 29, 2012 03:03 AM (nrW1y)

649 #654

You know those scenes in bad porn where they show the orifice remaining distended long after the penetrating object has been removed?

Might as well keep that on still store until November.

Posted by: epobirs at June 29, 2012 03:03 AM (kcfmt)

650 Good morning morons. I'm glad I skipped the ONT. I'm sure it was very depressing.

Posted by: Stormy Weather at June 29, 2012 03:06 AM (7+pP9)

651 You know those scenes in bad porn where they show the orifice remaining distended long after the penetrating object has been removed? Might as well keep that on still store until November. Posted by: epobirs at June 29, 2012 07:03 AM (kcfmt) Will do!

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 03:26 AM (4ixH5)

652 Oh come no, just a little more...

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 03:26 AM (4ixH5)

653 I wrote this for my Obamacare Delenda Est page.

So what do I think?

I think we got screwed. No matter which way you cut it I think Thursday's decision was a loss for American liberty. It can be, and is being, argued that there are silver linings to be found in this decision and that implementing the Affordable Care Act as a tax actually does less damage to the Constitution than if it were validated as an expression of Congress's authority to... regulate interstate commerce. Even assuming it's true, it's still a massive defeat for our liberties. The affect is the same in that people will still be forced by law to engage in activities they might have otherwise declined to engage in. There's no changing this fact, your rights as free men and women are abrogated.

Further, the sheer cowardice of Chief Justice Roberts is amazing. If he thinks bending to political pressure somehow protects the independence of the Supreme Court he is deluding himself. Roberts chose to violate his oath in order to save his own skin. And on top of that Roberts went beyond interpretation and essentially rewrote the damn statute. The wording contained in the law, apparently, meant what he wanted it to mean. It is insane.

This isn't the end. The law can still be repealed. Even if it weren't SCOTUS could still overturn it (though not with its current membership). There is also, and what I believe to be absolutely necessary at this point, a Constitutional remedy limiting Congress from further abusing its power.

We can have our rights and our Constitution restored, but we must want it.

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 03:27 AM (4ixH5)

654 http://www.facebook.com/pages/ObamaCare-Delenda-Est/108358495850629

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 03:28 AM (4ixH5)

655 Shameless plug.

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 03:28 AM (4ixH5)

656 Wait for it...

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 03:29 AM (4ixH5)

657 Nearer my Beast to thee.

Posted by: Robert at June 29, 2012 03:29 AM (4ixH5)

658 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2012 04:02 AM (1EUmb)

659 Elizabeth Montgomery was hot.

Posted by: DRayRaven at June 29, 2012 04:09 AM (NeJwm)

660 Apoplexy? You mean a stroke? Yeah, I'm pretty certain those have always been deadly.

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