June 04, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (6-4-2012)
— Maetenloch

Is Obama Not So Smart?

That may be the consensus on the right based on some juicy quotes about his time as a lecturer at the University of Chicago Law School - quotes that I've even covered myself.

But John Steele Gordon of Commentary commits journalism and goes to the source - the dean of the law school while Obama taught there who also happens to be Gordon's cousin - and gets the straight scoop:

...The idea that Obama had lousy grades is demonstrably untrue. He graduated magna from Harvard Law, which means that he was at least in the top 15 or 20 percent of his class at HLS. Most of the exams are blindly graded. I don't want to argue about the relevance of grades, but the idea that they weren't very good is just not right.
To say that some professors hated him because he was unqualified is mystifying. His credentials (president of HLR and magna) are completely traditional law professor credentials. His classes were consistently popular. He spent relatively little time schmoozing with faculty or hanging out with them (and this, at least in retrospect, has made at least one conservative colleague speak ill of him), but this is different from him being unqualified.

Someone who says Obama is not smart is someone who hasn't met him. I'm completely confident you wouldn't like him if you met him and you would think him ideological and not warm and fuzzy, but I would be stunned if you didn't think he was smart.

Now I've always assumed that Obama was at least fairly intelligent - but never quite as brilliant as he's made out to be nor the genius he sees himself as. But he's been able to skate by in life based on his verbal glibness, his race, and people's willingness to imagine great qualities (including brilliance) on what is actually a blank slate. And that's made him lazy and arrogant about his intellect.

As Gordon points out a rigid ideology and limited knowledge of the world are enough to make functional idiots of even the smartest people. So at a certain point it's no longer relevant whether he is in fact a mega-brainiac or merely Biden-esquely borderline average - his polices are failures and his judgment is foolishly bad and smart or dumb that's more than enough reason to toss him out.

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Quote of the Day

Most of the 'solutions' that members of the political class come up with to deal with the underclass are based on a kind of naive optimism. If only we give them the tools to better themselves, they'll take them up with alacrity. Problem is, unless those tools are in a canvas bag in the back of a locked white van, they're unlikely to show much interest.

Book Review: Aliens: Colonial Marines Technical Manual

If you've ever wondered how you would field strip the M41A Pulse Rifle, this book is for you:

This thing is detailed - frighteningly so. Even as a die-hard fan of the Aliens series, I am overwhelmed by the amount of information in Brimmicombe-Wood's book. If you've ever wanted to cosplay as Hudson, Hicks, or Vasquez, this book would serve as an excellent reference for making custom USMC armor and props.

I mean, if you absolutely must know what kind of ammunition an M41A Pulse Rifle uses ("10 millimeter explosive tip caseless. Standard light armor piercing round, why?"), then Aliens: Colonial Marines Technical Manual is for you. It contains expansive descriptions and blueprints of the UD4L Cheyenne dropship and the 'Conestoga'-class spaceships (The Sulaco), both featured in James Cameron's Aliens.

Thanks to Russ.

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The Cosmopolitan Tongue: The Universality of English

Here's a fascinating article by linguist John McWhorter on why it's not so terrible if languages die out and why English is likely to stay the world's lingua franca for a long time.

And notice how daunting the prospect of Chinese as a world language is, with a writing system that demands mastery of 2,000 characters in order to be able to read even a tabloid newspaper. For all of its association with Pepsi and the CIA, English is very user-friendly as the world's 6,000 languages go. English verb conjugation is spare compared to, say, that of Italian-just the third-person singular s in the present, for example. There are no pesky genders to memorize (and no feminine-gendered tables that talk like Penelope Cruz). There are no sounds under whose dispensation you almost have to be born as a prerequisite for rendering them anywhere near properly, like the notorious trilly r? sound in Czech.

And how English itself is likely to mutate and split into new languages:

For example, most Americans pronounce disgusting as "diss-kussting" with a k sound. (Try it-you probably do too.) However, some people say "dizz-gusting"-it's easier to pronounce the g after a softer sound like z. Imagine a language with the word pronounced as it is spelled (and as it was in Latin): "diss-gusting." The group speaking the language splits into two groups that go their separate ways. Come back five hundred years later, and one group is pronouncing the word "diss-kussting," while the other is pronouncing it "dizz-gusting." After even more time, the word would start shortening, just as we pronounce "let us" as "let's." After a thousand years, in one place it would be something like "skussting," while in the other it might be "zgustin." After another thousand, perhaps "skusty" and "zguss." By this time, these are no longer even the same language.
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DEA Wants To Install License Plate Scanners on Interstates

"Everyone driving on Interstate 15 in southwest Utah may soon have their license plate scanned by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration. The DEA and two sheriffs are asking permission to install stationary license plate scanners on the freeway in Beaver and Washington counties. The primary purpose would be to catch or build cases against drug traffickers, but at a Utah Legislature committee meeting Wednesday, the sheriffs and a DEA representative described how the scanners also could be used to catch kidnappers and violent criminals. That, however, wasn't the concern of skeptical legislators on the Law Enforcement and Criminal Justice Interim Committee. They were worried about the DEA storing the data for two years and who would be able to access it."

Because drugs are such a problem that we must start down the path of a police state to fight them. I'm sure the data will only be used for drug cases and never ever abused or shared with other agencies.

Touching The Void author faces angry teenage Twitter mob

Apparently many of them blame his book for why they failed their English GCSEs. Them fail Inglish - thats unpossible!

It is a tale of sheer determination in the face of almost unbelievable adversity - a mountain climber left for dead after breaking his leg and tumbling into a crevasse.

Few who have read Joe Simpson's brilliant book Touching the Void, or seen the 2003 documentary of the same name, remain unmoved by the author's bravery and incredible will to survive. 

But the 1988 work appears to have struck an entirely different chord with dozens of teenagers tasked with studying it for their GCSE English literature exams.

And Joe Simpson didn't drag his body down an entire mountain just to hear bunch of semi-literate teenagers whine about his story.

But the student hit back writing: 'i am a student who learn english; but you are a stupid who fell down on the mountain.'

Another student wrote: 'Your book is s*** and you should feel bad.'

...But by Wednesday night the author appeared to be getting more than a little hacked off: 'A lovely day of children writhing in their hellish hormonal middens . good night vile innocents may you all seethe in bilious acid pus ...'

And yesterday he declared: 'Ok bored of this now so I'll either stop twitter or block all school kids - shame on the good ones - but the loathsome scroats can sod off!'

In fact his book is excellent and in a rare occurrence the movie is just as good. If the unhappy students couldn't find something enjoyable in it, then they're just retarded scroats.

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What It's Like To Watch Porn For A Living

I know it sounds like a dream job for some of you but just wait until it's Wednesday afternoon and you've had to watch and evaluate Midget Gang Bangs 1 through 43 and there's still another twenty to go.

I watch porn for a living. More specifically, I manage a proprietary database owned by a porn company, making schedules for cable porn. My job is to watch movies and decide whether we're going to buy them, then write titles and synopses, and put everything into a schedule with plenty of variety. There are surprisingly strict rules for all those things.

...The rules for titles are really involved - there are a lot of words you can't say on TV. We have a whole folder at work containing all the rules. You can't say cock, so I'll say something like "big weiners" or "12-inchers." You can't say pussy, so I'll say "pink." I have to really have my finger on the pulse of what the current sex slang is. Lately I've been using "handy-j" a lot, for hand-job. Basically the goal is to have the title be as explicit as possible without breaking any rules. I prefer titles that clearly explain what happens in the film - like, say, "Horny Girls Having Sex."

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The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.

And don't forget about the Job Bank.

And my twitter thang.

Tonight's post brought to you by Namath:

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1 Woo Hoo new thread!!

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 04, 2012 05:49 PM (ZUWaD)

2 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2012 05:49 PM (Xb3hu)

3 I have the Aliens Technical Manual.I denounce myself.

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2012 05:50 PM (Xb3hu)

4 I refuse to believe the new Dorito Taco flavored chip from Frito Lay is the same as the ones marketed back inthe 70's. They used to be BROWN - now they're kind of reddish and sweet. And for that matter, Cracker Jacks suck since Frito Lay started selling them in bags. That shit's not right. Not sticky enough, and hardly any peanuts. And the toys? Goddamned stickers?? They hurl. Had to be said.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 05:50 PM (niZvt)

5 The idea that Obama had lousy grades is demonstrably untrue. He graduated magna from Harvard Law, which means that he was at least in the top 15 or 20 percent of his class at HLS. Most of the exams are blindly graded. I don't want to argue about the relevance of grades, but the idea that they weren't very good is just not right.

There's this thing called undergrad.  He might want to look into Obama's record there (in particular, graduating without any honors).

I believe Obama's reasonably clever.  There's being smart as clever, though, and being being smart as in knowing a lot.  Contrary, to popular belief, you really don't have to know a whole lot to graduate from a top law school, especially with affirmative action (and especially when there's not much in your undergraduate record to indicate you know a ton).

Posted by: AD at June 04, 2012 05:52 PM (0n+rl)

6 JEF is not smart. End of discussion.

Posted by: Ronster at June 04, 2012 05:53 PM (mHC3R)

7 There's being smart as clever, though, and being being smart

...And being smart as in not making typos.  I should probably work on that.

Posted by: AD at June 04, 2012 05:53 PM (0n+rl)

8 Look at the size of the charger cord on Namath's smartphone!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 05:53 PM (niZvt)

9 I just saw the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. It was a lovely movie.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 05:54 PM (RZ8pf)

10

For example, most Americans pronounce disgusting as "diss-kussting" with a k sound. (Try it-you probably do too.) However, some people say "dizz-gusting"-it's easier to pronounce the g after a softer sound like z. Imagine a language with the word pronounced as it is spelled (and as it was in Latin): "diss-gusting." The group speaking the language splits into two groups that go their separate ways. Come back five hundred years later, and one group is pronouncing the word "diss-kussting," while the other is pronouncing it "dizz-gusting." After even more time, the word would start shortening, just as we pronounce "let us" as "let's." After a thousand years, in one place it would be something like "skussting," while in the other it might be "zgustin." After another thousand, perhaps "skusty" and "zguss." By this time, these are no longer even the same language.

 

The problem with this is that we are not exactly going to be separate groups.  The way the world works you're not going to have groups isolated on an island or separated by moutains modifying their original common language like you have in the past.

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2012 05:55 PM (GULKT)

11 5 The idea that Obama had lousy grades is demonstrably untrue. He graduated magna from Harvard Law, which means that he was at least in the top 15 or 20 percent of his class at HLS. Most of the exams are blindly graded. I don't want to argue about the relevance of grades, but the idea that they weren't very good is just not right. I don't think Obama's hiding bad grades, but bad Marxist courses taught by Marxist Professors that could, in any event, through a good grade his way if he demonstrated he hated America enough.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 05:56 PM (niZvt)

12 I really haven't heard anyone say he isn't smart, only that he's not as smart as he thinks he is.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 05:57 PM (piMMO)

13 "...have the title be as explicit as possible without breaking any rules. I prefer titles that clearly explain what happens in the film - like, say, "Horny Girls Having" Horny girls? What are those?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 05:57 PM (niZvt)

14 Ahhh Namath. That pics shows what's wrong with football today.  Joe makes current heros look like whiney babies.  You think Vick would tolerate that cowfield mess without making a pussy stink?

Posted by: Derak at June 04, 2012 05:57 PM (mnWNX)

15 9 That's pron right?

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2012 05:57 PM (Xb3hu)

16 I have the Aliens Technical Manual.


*sidles over* Hi. How you doin'?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 04, 2012 05:58 PM (Gk3SS)

17 12 I really haven't heard anyone say he isn't smart, only that he's not as smart as he thinks he is.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 09:57 PM (piMMO)

 

I'll say it.  He's not smart.  Anyone that thinks socialism/communism is a good idea is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2012 05:58 PM (GULKT)

18 I always said, look at scoamf's MATH grades. Forget that verbal SAT crap; we know he can hypnotise a crowd. Math. The shitheel can't do math. And in a time like this, when whole continents are going broke, we need someone who can balance a ledger.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 04, 2012 05:58 PM (7SDtn)

19 12. See 6

Posted by: Ronster at June 04, 2012 05:58 PM (mHC3R)

20 Football mocks us from just out of reach.

I'm already getting emails from NFL.com about signing up for FF.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 05:59 PM (piMMO)

21 @11: I meant THROW a good grade his way. Damn it.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 05:59 PM (niZvt)

22 12. See 6


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I stand corrected.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 05:59 PM (piMMO)

23 steevy, you'd think so judging by the name. There is a little kama sutra action and a nekkid old guy's backside but that's about it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 05:59 PM (RZ8pf)

24 Anyway, still banned. So hi 'rons, ave atque vale as they said on Event Horizon.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 04, 2012 06:00 PM (7SDtn)

25 @24: Karma Sutra action? Did they do the Straining Camel?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 06:00 PM (niZvt)

26 I predict that Obama sux at math -- big time.  Bet he avoided it like the plague.  Ditto for chem, physics, astronomy, biology, geology, or anything else that could not be described as some form of 'gauge the instructor's opinion and repeat it for them.'


If any subject involves an actual law of the universe, that subject is over his head and always has been.


Watching him try to write a legal description that actually closes would probably make you wince.  He may be verbal, and he may to able to work well with opinion-based matters, but he is probably innumerate.

Posted by: jc at June 04, 2012 06:01 PM (i8c5b)

27 Oh,. puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!

Might one get good grades in Harvard Law School NOT for the brilliance of one's work, but for its PC content?

Posted by: datsnotamore at June 04, 2012 06:01 PM (mFLsH)

28 I'll say it. He's not smart. Anyone that thinks socialism/communism is a good idea is a fucking idiot.



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I guess it depends upon how someone might classify another as "smart".

I believe he is both smart and capable and a complete fucking moron all at once.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 06:02 PM (piMMO)

29 The idea that Obama had lousy grades is demonstrably untrue. He
graduated magna from Harvard Law, which means that he was at least in the top 15 or 20 percent of his class at HLS.
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And what were they grading him on, his work or his skin color and "Kenyan origin"?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2012 06:02 PM (3aXbg)

30 I have no need to believe the President is unintelligent. I have worked among some stratospherically brilliant people, and a lot of them are nasty pieces of work who would, given sufficient political power, run this country into the ground. Who think that, as brilliant as they are, anyone who disagrees with them is ipso facto foolish. He seems to fit the bill. I don't believe he's as smart as he, or his idolators, think but, to borrow from Hayek, the problem is that no one is smart enough to implement his preferred statist policies successfully.

Posted by: JPS at June 04, 2012 06:02 PM (BJYM4)

31 Tonight's post brought to you by Namath: Whadda ya mean, Suzy Kolber's only 5 yrs old????

Posted by: Joe Namath on the phone at June 04, 2012 06:03 PM (Rhie+)

32 JOE!!

Posted by: Yip in Texas at June 04, 2012 06:03 PM (Mrdk1)

33 Oh,. puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!

Might one get good grades in Harvard Law School NOT for the brilliance of one's work, but for its PC content?
Posted by: datsnotamore at June 04, 2012 10:01 PM


I um uh like graduated um uh like from like Harvard um uh law.  Like um uh it was like um hard.

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at June 04, 2012 06:03 PM (bAGA/)

34 we know he can hypnotise a crowd.
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Let me, uh, be clear. As I have, uhhhh, always said. Uh, um, like, uh, I'm, uh, really good at uhhhhh speaking to people.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 04, 2012 06:04 PM (3aXbg)

35 Joe Willie was one hell of a qb. The knees. It's always the knees.

Posted by: teej at June 04, 2012 06:04 PM (sbimF)

36 And how much "special help" did Obama get at Harvard to help him overcome centuries of oppression? Profs giving him hints about what would be on the exam, just to help the poor boy?

Remember: nobody is more racist than American liberals. Deep down they are certain that black people aren't as smart as white American liberals are (because nobody else anywhere ever in the history of the world is that smart). But they also want to see black people do well with their help, so they'll happily bend rules, facilitate cheating, and inflate grades to boost a suitably clean and articulate black student.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 04, 2012 06:05 PM (igSy1)

37 Given that A's are now the most common grade in America, per Hotair (something I've suspected for years now, because I hardly know anyone without a "straight A student" kid), what does it really MEAN to be in The Top 15 Percent, anyway?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 06:05 PM (niZvt)

38
Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.

Posted by: CS Lewis at June 04, 2012 06:05 PM (3aXbg)

39 Of course, it's the Jags, so this was right about on schedule:

http://bit.ly/KH0CDR

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 06:06 PM (piMMO)

40 So if he had good grades that highlights the question of him continuing to refuse to release his school record. If it isn't bad grades then it it is something else. How many things could it be? Not many things are on a transcript.

Posted by: SamIam at June 04, 2012 06:06 PM (BBm11)

41 we know he can hypnotise a crowd. Or more accurately, put it to sleep. 'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2012 06:06 PM (Rhie+)

42 True personal story:

I'm coming around the corner at Madison and 45th about 2 years ago. I see a big crowd coming down the sidewalk and think "oh cripes who are these jerks gonna be."

In the middle of that crowd is Joe Willy Namath himself.

I stop and say "Broadway Joe!!!"

He stops. Turns to me and shakes my hand. I tell him he's always been a hero to me. He says "Thanks buddy."

You can't bad mouth Joe Namath to me. He was was tough as nails and one hell of a quarterback. If he had the benefit of modern medical science, his knees wouldn't have ever been an issue.

(If he'd told me to "fuck off" like Geraldo Rivera did I wouldn't be writing such a laudatory post)




Posted by: ironbill at June 04, 2012 06:06 PM (8HjJL)

43 Where is the evidence that he graduated "magna"?

It is a fairy tale.

Posted by: Randall Hoven at June 04, 2012 06:07 PM (tyKPS)

44 (If he'd told me to "fuck off" like Geraldo Rivera did I wouldn't be writing such a laudatory post)


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Huh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 06:07 PM (piMMO)

45 Doesn't matter if he's smart or not--he's SCOAMFY, and that's what counts.

Posted by: tcn at June 04, 2012 06:07 PM (WhSRj)

46 A drawer contains 10 black socks and 10 brown socks that are all mixed up. What is the fewest number of socks you can take from the drawer without looking and be sure to get a pair of the same color.

Posted by: grease monkey at June 04, 2012 06:08 PM (VSWPU)

47

Funny that is was the conservative faculty member taking issue with O's failure to schmooze with them. In my life experience that simply doesn't ring true at all. Something stinks here...hell, it all stinks, but that stunk the worst.

Maybe if Baird spoke in Austrian I'd understand better.

Posted by: Hurricane at June 04, 2012 06:08 PM (NrdQS)

48 I understand the whole "English launguage thingy, but this means that people with a British accent are still the most smartest people in the world, right?

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 04, 2012 06:08 PM (1grxW)

49 Quickest throwing motion in NFL history: Namath and Marino.

Posted by: nikkolai at June 04, 2012 06:09 PM (pSsN0)

50 Yo quiero Taco Bell!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at June 04, 2012 06:09 PM (/izg2)

51 Quickest throwing motion in NFL history: Namath and Marino.


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Marino

{{{groan}}}

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 06:09 PM (piMMO)

52 3

Posted by: dj at June 04, 2012 06:09 PM (fsBpL)

53 @47: 3

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 06:10 PM (niZvt)

54 >>>I guess it depends upon how someone might classify another as "smart". >>>I believe he is both smart and capable and a complete fucking moron all at once. A function of intelligence is being to modify your opinions as you acquire new data. Obama seems incapable of doing that. On the other hand, a key part of "critical race theory" is that all supposed empirical data showing how the living standards for both blacks and other minorities is pretty high in the US is incorrect (regardless of data source - all the data is tainted according to Derrick Bell and his ilk). I'd like to see one of Obama's published law journal articles before rendering any kind of judgment.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 04, 2012 06:10 PM (uB19f)

55 A drawer contains 10 black socks and 10 brown socks that are all mixed
up. What is the fewest number of socks you can take from the drawer
without looking and be sure to get a pair of the same color.


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11

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 06:10 PM (piMMO)

56 Can't one of the cobs get BTH unbanned?

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 04, 2012 06:11 PM (3ZJiy)

57 but why wouldn't you look?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 06:11 PM (piMMO)

58 36 Joe Willie was one hell of a qb. The knees. It's always the knees.

Posted by: teej at June 04, 2012 10:04 PM (sbimF)


Cripes, 15 years later and everyone remembers the knees.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at June 04, 2012 06:11 PM (1grxW)

59 It's dark.

Posted by: grease monkey at June 04, 2012 06:11 PM (VSWPU)

60

Amazing what a 12-gauge slug can do to a stationary license plate scanner.

 

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at June 04, 2012 06:11 PM (2Oas0)

61 @39 - CS Lewis - now THAT was a smart and insightful man.

Posted by: teej at June 04, 2012 06:12 PM (sbimF)

62 Found some bubble wrap to line my card board box. I'm out.

Posted by: sTevo at June 04, 2012 06:12 PM (VMcEw)

63 Evening all! Crazy thing happened today. My Aunts sister was hanging laundry out on the line this afternoon. (They live in the middle of nowhere Ohio.) and was she shot in the back. Police have no idea who/ why... missed her spinal cord by an inch. Isnt that awful?! She is in her 70's.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 06:12 PM (DGIjM)

64 awww shit.

I said 11 didn't I?!

Don't watch Grimm through a crack in my fingers and and do math at the same time.

Got it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 06:13 PM (piMMO)

65 the previews they showed before the movie were an odd assortment. There was one for the movie with Shia laboofter about brothers and I assume moonshine, though I'm not certain, and then one about LA gangster land with Sean Penn, and then one about the fake movie used to get Americans out of Iran during the Iran hostage situation, all touted as "based on real events." I have trouble seeing any of the very nice grey haired ladies that were in the theater choosing to go to any of those movies. I don't know if they saw the topic of the Marigold Hotel movie, thought "old people, hey these movies are about old stuff that happened" and thought they had a winner.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 06:13 PM (RZ8pf)

66 Broadway Joe guarantees a Super Bowl win as like a 17 point underdog. And pulls it off.

Posted by: real joe at June 04, 2012 06:13 PM (PD2ad)

67 At the local singles bar there are a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette sitting at a table. What are the fewest number of chicks you have to hit on to be sure of getting laid?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 06:14 PM (niZvt)

68

Obama may have gotten straight As at Columbia and Harvard. However...

In the fall of 2008 Charlie Gibson asked BHO if he still favored increasing the capital gains tax rate, even though there was statistical proof, no arguments, that raising the rate actually decreased government revenue. Obama replied that the rate should be raised because it was a question of  fairness.

QED: He's an idiot. 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at June 04, 2012 06:14 PM (9PrZI)

69 11 ?

Posted by: grease monkey at June 04, 2012 06:14 PM (VSWPU)

70

OK, I'll say it if it hasn't already been said here.

It's not that he's a know nothing, its just that what he does know is so wrong.

I believe Reagan might have brought that up about his kind.

 

Posted by: Jimmah at June 04, 2012 06:14 PM (cWkOB)

71

Just doing a drive-by - posted this yesterday, just for fun 'cuz it's a fun song:

 

Sunday Fun - "Long Tall Texan" wp.me/p1ipEz-1QG

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 04, 2012 06:15 PM (0xqzf)

72 11 ?


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I should have actually read the question.

He said "same color" not "different color"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 06:15 PM (piMMO)

73 I don't think Obama's hiding bad grades, but bad Marxist courses taught by Marxist Professors that could, in any event, through a good grade his way if he demonstrated he hated America enough. Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 09:56 PM (niZvt) I think he is hiding that he claimed to be from Kenya to get in to college.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 06:15 PM (DGIjM)

74 Nice to see that they don't have to perform the Canadian anthem during the Stanley Cup finals this season.

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 04, 2012 06:15 PM (1grxW)

75 Don't watch Grimm through a crack in my fingers


Ohhhh what ep is on?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 04, 2012 06:15 PM (Gk3SS)

76 57 Can't one of the cobs get BTH unbanned?

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 04, 2012 10:11 PM (3ZJiy)


BTH, email me your ip address and I'll forward it to pixy for unbanning.

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 04, 2012 06:15 PM (pAlYe)

77 Geez shrimp prayers for her. That is awful. Do they think it was accidental? Possible the person who shot her didn't know they did?

Posted by: thunderb at June 04, 2012 06:15 PM (Dnbau)

78

56: Three.

My  IQ is higher than yours.

Posted by: Lunch bucket Joe at June 04, 2012 06:15 PM (9PrZI)

79 but why wouldn't you look?

Maybe Kate Upton's in the room.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 04, 2012 06:15 PM (3ZJiy)

80

Jumbo Shrimp, that is terrible. My prayers to your family.

 

What the hell is the world coming to that a nice old lady hanging laundry to dry gets shot in the back.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 06:15 PM (RZ8pf)

81 Ohhhh what ep is on?


****

The dragon episode

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 06:15 PM (piMMO)

82 Since affirmative action and "diversity," I think college grades don't really reflect anything at all.  The fact that Obama was in the top 15 percent means nothing; he was a black guy with a Muslim/African name.  No way any professor is going to give him less than a B+, and I'm sure he got higher grades than that throughout.  They just weren't meaningful indications of anything.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 04, 2012 06:16 PM (i0App)

83 Judging by all the "11" answers I can tell that a good IQ test would help separate the morons from the, uh, submorons at the HQ...

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 06:16 PM (niZvt)

84 What are the fewest number of chicks you have to hit on to be sure of getting laid?



One.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 04, 2012 06:16 PM (Gk3SS)

85

Obama smart?  In a way, he obviously is.  He can be articulate at times (for instance, in front of a teleprompter).

 

But his actual thinking ability it hampered and cloistered by his lifetime of Leftist indoctrination.  He has a limited ability to see beyond what he has been taught since he was a yout, and frankly he doesn't WANT to see any further than that.

I think it's interesting that the "dolt" Bush had actually read Obama's autobiography and could talk to him about it at one time in the past (around 2005 when he was a freshman Senator).  George could and did think and read beyond his political preference, which is the sign of a confident and inquisitive man.  Obama - not so much.  I truly think that Obama's highest achievement WAS to graduate magna at Harvard Law.  It probably took some work and sweat to do it, and is probably the only time in his life he actually had to put forth some effort to achieve something. And he reverted to form as President of the Law Review, where he did.......nothing.

 

Everything else has been AA for him.  People handing him the golden Gong and he thinking he had hit another home run.  Like that stupid Peace Prize award.  If he was such a great teacher at Chicago, why did he leave, and not seek tenure either there or somewhere else?  Because it would have been WORK.  He would have to think and write as well as teach.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at June 04, 2012 06:16 PM (sJTmU)

86

Everyone gets outrageously outraged about the latest police state thing and then goes back to numb until the next outrage they will forget about in a couple of weeks.

 

What's the point. People will bend a knee even if the state demanded their first born, which is exactly what the draft might wind up being to family.

 

Why go through the endless angst, when the totalitarian hell is all we can look forward to?

Posted by: Mr. Happy at June 04, 2012 06:16 PM (8ruiH)

87 It just. dawned on me.  "New comments thingy"  "Go buy a thingamajig"  (Oh, Lord, did he really say, "...jig?)

Ace, you patriotic bastard you.  Secretly supporting the economy all this time and not saying a word about it!

Posted by: Boomer Redneque at June 04, 2012 06:17 PM (eQnzo)

88 Judging by all the "11" answers I can tell that a good IQ test would help separate the morons from the, uh, submorons at the HQ...


****

Hey!

I had a moment of stupidity! I can't always be perfect.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 06:17 PM (piMMO)

89 78 Geez shrimp prayers for her. That is awful. Do they think it was accidental? Possible the person who shot her didn't know they did? Posted by: thunderb at June 04, 2012 10:15 PM (Dnbau) No idea whether it was a hunter whose shot went astray or a random sicko... Police said it was a high caliber rifle shot. They live outside a very very small town surrounded by corn fields. Very odd. Thank God she wasnt killed or pralyzed.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 06:17 PM (DGIjM)

90 Prayers for your Aunt's sister, Jumbo Shrimp. This world never gets any brighter, does it?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 04, 2012 06:18 PM (uB19f)

91 "Everyone driving on Interstate 15 in southwest Utah may soon have their license plate scanned by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration.



Law geek here.
Under traditional 4th amendment jurisprudence, you have no expectation of privacy in what you choose to expose to public view. I don't think this means we should have to put up with 24/7 surveillance every time we leave the house.

Posted by: real joe at June 04, 2012 06:18 PM (PD2ad)

92 Judging by the numbers of Arabs who are routinely hit in the head by bullets they fired by themselves into the air over some stupid nonsense like New Year's, I don't doubt that some fine yute shot the elderly lady in the back without the slightest idea that he did it.

Posted by: tcn at June 04, 2012 06:18 PM (WhSRj)

93 @52 - I'm guessin' Dan must have put it on your team a time or two Mr. Zombie Horse?

Posted by: teej at June 04, 2012 06:18 PM (sbimF)

94

Isnt that awful?! She is in her 70's.
-----

Hopefully it wasnt on purpose. Just a couple weeks ago (Bumbfuck OH) my daughter calls me from the next block over from me and says her outside table shattered. In the pile of tempered glass was a thick  glass ashtray that WAS on the glass table with a hole through it. Don't know what made the hole clean through the ashtray, (and the table beneath it), but figure that odd are it was a bullet.

Posted by: Jimmah at June 04, 2012 06:19 PM (cWkOB)

95 Wow, so Obama is an expert in critical race theory. I'm sold.

Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at June 04, 2012 06:19 PM (caupe)

96 Obama Soothes Supporters http://tinyurl.com/77qrdp5 Or tries to, anyway. Here's a good part: "It's gone from 'We expect he'll be re-elected' to 'We think he'll be re-elected' to 'We hope he'll be re-elected' to 'He'll probably be re-elected if everything goes right.' Yes, they have something to worry about." And the money quote: "I'm scared as shit."

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 04, 2012 06:19 PM (nUY/O)

97 What the hell is the world coming to that a nice old lady hanging laundry to dry gets shot in the back. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 10:15 PM (RZ8pf) I know. Crazy.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 06:19 PM (DGIjM)

98 The question about Obama isn't whether he's smart or not. The question whether he's mentally ill or not. Many, many personality-disordered people are extremely intelligent.

Posted by: Scobface at June 04, 2012 06:20 PM (IoNBC)

99 One.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 04, 2012 10:16 PM (Gk3SS)

 

I can't stop looking at your eyes. The make you ethereally beautiful, like some kind of goddess, or elven gueen.

 

Hi, my name is, (eyes look down for a show of humility, followed by a direct stare into yours) Frey. I have to get to know someone as unique as you. Say you'll let me buy you a drink?

Posted by: Mr. Happy at June 04, 2012 06:20 PM (8ruiH)

100 Hopefully it wasnt on purpose. Just a couple weeks ago (Bumbfuck OH) my daughter calls me from the next block over from me and says her outside table shattered. In the pile of tempered glass was a thick glass ashtray that WAS on the glass table with a hole through it. Don't know what made the hole clean through the ashtray, (and the table beneath it), but figure that odd are it was a bullet. Posted by: Jimmah at June 04, 2012 10:19 PM (cWkOB) Holy crap.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 06:20 PM (DGIjM)

101 86 What are the fewest number of chicks you have to hit on to be sure of getting laid? One. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 04, 2012 10:16 PM (Gk3SS) We're not all as lucky as you, alex. Besides, if you DID strike out, you always have boobies of your own to play with, GRRRRR!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 06:20 PM (niZvt)

102 When I lived in San Antonio centuries ago every New Years some yahoo would shoot his pistole into the air at midnight. Of course, what goes up....and sometimes hit someone on the way down. Still just too awful. I pray she has a full recovery, physically and psychologically.

Posted by: thunderb at June 04, 2012 06:21 PM (Dnbau)

103 This world never gets any brighter, does it? Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 04, 2012 10:18 PM (uB19f) You would think in the middle of nowhere a bullet to the back would be the last thing to worry about.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 06:21 PM (DGIjM)

104 "Scroats"? That's not Ingrish. Now sclunt... that's Ingrish.

Posted by: AnonymousDliver-San at June 04, 2012 06:22 PM (eHIJJ)

105 I'll say it. He's not smart. Anyone that thinks socialism/communism is a good idea is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2012 09:58 PM (GULKT)


*********************


^^^ THIS.  I was gonna say the first part, but buzzion one-upped me with the perfect, irrefutable example of why this must be true...

Posted by: Boomer Redneque at June 04, 2012 06:22 PM (eQnzo)

106 I know. Crazy.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 10:19 PM (DGIjM)

 

No shit. They used to teach ducking in childhood. She was obsolete.

Posted by: Govt. Drone at June 04, 2012 06:22 PM (8ruiH)

107 Oh, sorry to hear that, shrimpy!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 06:22 PM (niZvt)

108 I think Obama is way above average. Why, I remember when he scored 114% on the "States" exam...

Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2012 06:23 PM (FcR7P)

109 Based on his accomplishments, I am reasonably sure Obama was a D student at best. He is the only person I know that makes Joe Biden seem competent.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at June 04, 2012 06:23 PM (VrVBw)

110 I had a moment of stupidity! I can't always be perfect.


It's not your fault. You were Grimm'd.


Say you'll let me buy you a drink?


I'd rather have the Aliens Tech Manual. (Actually, that's true)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 04, 2012 06:23 PM (Gk3SS)

111 So a black guy, a communist, and a thief walk into a bar. What does the bartender say?

Posted by: Dagny at June 04, 2012 06:23 PM (WCAIB)

112 but why wouldn't you look? Maybe Kate Upton's in the room. Posted by: Waterhouse at June 04, 2012 10:15 PM (3ZJiy) Kate Upton's in the room and you're worried about socks?

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at June 04, 2012 06:23 PM (snRY5)

113 47 A drawer contains 10 black socks and 10 brown socks that are all mixed
up. What is the fewest number of socks you can take from the drawer
without looking and be sure to get a pair of the same color.

Posted by: grease monkey at June 04, 2012 10:08 PM (VSWPU)



3 -- which is why I buy scads of identical socks.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 06:23 PM (kaalw)

114 104 When I lived in San Antonio centuries ago every New Years some yahoo would shoot his pistole into the air at midnight. Of course, what goes up....and sometimes hit someone on the way down. Still just too awful. I pray she has a full recovery, physically and psychologically. Posted by: thunderb at June 04, 2012 10:21 PM (Dnbau) That's what my mom is wondering if its just some redneck shooting a gun. Bullets travel along way.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 06:24 PM (DGIjM)

115 So a black guy, a communist, and a thief walk into a bar. What does the bartender say? Posted by: Dagny at June 04, 2012 10:23 PM (WCAIB) ____________________________ Does Michelle know you're here?

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at June 04, 2012 06:24 PM (snRY5)

116

You know what I would like to know? I would like to know if the students who swarmed the US Embassy in Iran all those years ago, if they have any regrets now having lived under the Ayatollah's repressive regime for all of these years. And how many of those students eventually fled Iran for America, the same country they were chanting "death" to all those years ago.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 06:24 PM (RZ8pf)

117 When I think of Obama as a college professor, I always think of this scene from "Back to School", Rodney showing what the real world is like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlVDGmjz7eM

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 04, 2012 06:24 PM (1grxW)

118 Under traditional 4th amendment jurisprudence, you have no expectation of privacy in what you choose to expose to public view. I don't think this means we should have to put up with 24/7 surveillance every time we leave the house.

Posted by: real joe at June 04, 2012 10:18 PM (PD2ad)


True. There's no question that this is legal and in fact many toll roads already do the same thing. But that doesn't mean it's a good idea or that drug enforcement justifies this  kind of routine monitoring.

Frankly I'd feel better if it was the FBI doing it since their actions are more closely watched by Congress and civil liberties organizations.

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 04, 2012 06:24 PM (pAlYe)

119 Speaking of dragons, there's this flame thrower from the last thread.

Mildly nsfw:   http://bit.ly/MusyOg

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 06:24 PM (piMMO)

120 I can't stop looking at your eyes. The make you ethereally beautiful, like some kind of goddess, or elven gueen. Hi, my name is, (eyes look down for a show of humility, followed by a direct stare into yours) Frey. I have to get to know someone as unique as you. Say you'll let me buy you a drink? Posted by: Mr. Happy at June 04, 2012 10:20 PM (8ruiH) Just don't buy it late!

Posted by: Anne Nuclear Wintour at June 04, 2012 06:25 PM (niZvt)

121 Just keep in mind, Obama has a gift.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 04, 2012 06:25 PM (Why44)

122 Jumbo Shrimp, your aunt has my prayers as well.  I'm guessing that it was a stray bullet.  Paranoidish guess is that it's a stray bullet from some meth dealers involved in intensive negotiations. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 04, 2012 06:25 PM (Gk3SS)

123 Thanks CC... I dont know her real well... she is my aunts sister.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 06:25 PM (DGIjM)

124 One trick that Obama seems good at is to echo thoughts back to intellectuals, parroting their own thoughts like he did with David Brooks. Verbal stenography doesn't strike me as brilliance but as deception and the psyche of a corner cutter

Originality and creativity doesn't seem to be his strong suit, and what would a lecturer do but recite what was already written by others.

There's a good reason that he's the only editor of Harvard Law Review never to write an opinion or analysis

 

Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2012 06:25 PM (Y+DPZ)

125 Really now. Focusing on Obama's intelligence is a fool's errand. Focus on his psychopathy.

Posted by: Scobface at June 04, 2012 06:26 PM (IoNBC)

126 It's not your fault. You were Grimm'd.


****

You're too sweet.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 06:26 PM (piMMO)

127 What are the fewest number of chicks you have to hit on to be sure of getting laid? Let's just say a bar that big hasn't been built yet.

Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2012 06:27 PM (FcR7P)

128
The scoamf smart?
He did pick Joe Biden for the VP slot.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 04, 2012 06:27 PM (qkbGP)

129 Besides, if you DID strike out, you always have boobies of your own to play with, GRRRRR!!!



Awwww don't feel bad. I'm just better than you.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 04, 2012 06:27 PM (Gk3SS)

130 118 You know what I would like to know? I would like to know if the students who swarmed the US Embassy in Iran all those years ago, if they have any regrets now having lived under the Ayatollah's repressive regime for all of these years. And how many of those students eventually fled Iran for America, the same country they were chanting "death" to all those years ago. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 10:24 PM

One of their leaders was Achmedajihad, and I haven't heard that he has any regrets

Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2012 06:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

131

My wife's cousin played for Alabama when Joe Namath was there.  He didn't know Joe that well, but had a few funny stories to tell about him.

 

Says he was a helluva guy. He had to go to some kind of prep school off campus to get his grades up before he could get his scholarship and start playing. I guess Willy Joe wasn't a scholar, huh?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at June 04, 2012 06:27 PM (sJTmU)

132 Today at AoS school I learned that I NEED to get me one of those remote control dead cat helicopters mentioned in the sidebar.

Posted by: Jimmah at June 04, 2012 06:28 PM (cWkOB)

133 I told you never to call me here.

Posted by: Joe Namath at June 04, 2012 06:28 PM (RLMC6)

134 Today at AoS school I learned that I NEED to get me one of those remote control dead cat helicopters mentioned in the sidebar.


****

That vid of it chasing the cows was the only reprieve from my disgust at the original vid.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 06:29 PM (piMMO)

135 Hey, you know who also looks pretty smart? The Three Card Monty Man. Practice a con long enough and you can get by pretty well. Then, when the crowd figures the game, Three Card Monty Man moves over a couple of  blocks.

So, "smart" can also mean well-practiced and disciplined.

You know what else looks smart? Tic-Tac-Toe Chicken. If you don't see the levers moving and lights blinking, you might actually think you're losing to a chicken. In modern politics the chicken uses a teleprompter.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 04, 2012 06:29 PM (eHIJJ)

136

Sorry if I'm not buying the "journalism" that was supposedly "committed" on Obama's academic past.  It's simple hearsay and nothing more.  If we're going to objectively judge the man's intellect based on his academic credentials both as a student and a "professor", then let's see the measure of his performance as a student and his published papers. 

 

Since - for some completely unfathomable and mystifying reason unknowable by modern man - we are not granted access to Mr. Transparency's brilliant body of academic work, we're forced to judge him based off of what we have observed from him in his time as an elected official.  He hasn't demonstrated an ability to grasp basic things like cause and effect, responsibility, or rudimentary leadership.  His complete inability to speak extemporaneously in a remotely cogent manner (SCOAMF) shows that his cognitive ability might not be all that great, but his ability to communicate on a level commensurate with his position just isn't there.

 

At best the man is of average intellect.  

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 04, 2012 06:30 PM (rX1N2)

137 @135: everything is so hi-tech these days. Back in my school days, we used small roadkill as frisbees.

Posted by: Anne Nuclear Wintour at June 04, 2012 06:30 PM (niZvt)

138 "Scroats"? That's not Ingrish. Now sclunt... that's Ingrish. Posted by: AnonymousDliver-San at June 04, 2012 10:22 PM (eHIJJ) Slangish insult based on "scrotum".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2012 06:30 PM (Rhie+)

139 I told you there ain't no fuckin' Thelma here!

Posted by: Joe Namath at June 04, 2012 06:30 PM (QVm9U)

140 Has anyone else wondered what the hell Chevy is thinking with their new ads?

Every one of them features a salesperson who is a complete moron.

Are they supposed to be funny?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 06:30 PM (piMMO)

141 how many of those students eventually fled Iran I know some of them. A lot of them fled- very quickly- to Germany and wherever else they could get to.

Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2012 06:30 PM (FcR7P)

142 Off, Wintour sock

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 06:31 PM (niZvt)

143 So, "smart" can also mean well-practiced and disciplined. Or psychopathic.

Posted by: Scobface at June 04, 2012 06:31 PM (IoNBC)

144 I'd rather have the Aliens Tech Manual. (Actually, that's true)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 04, 2012 10:23 PM (Gk3SS)

 

Big impish smile. look left and right to make sure no one is listening...

 

"I have some romulan ale at my table. Perhaps I could tempt you with that. My special friend Freya is guarding it. I'm sure we can make her give some up. If you'd help....

Posted by: Frey, God of fertilityl at June 04, 2012 06:32 PM (8ruiH)

145 English has other advantages -- easy to implement on intertubes, create fonts - no pesky umlauts and carets to extend your ascii tables, no measure words, a straight forward sentance structure, and a love of acronyms. Add a clear majority of the world's carrier battle groups, nuclear weapons, and fiat currency -- and you have a winner.

Posted by: Jean at June 04, 2012 06:32 PM (WkuV6)

146 Obama has the capacity but is limited by his narcissism and sloth. Compared to an individual with less capacity who is industrious, curious, and understands that he/she doesn't know everything and isn't expected to know everything, and has a reasonable sense of self, Obama is left in the dust. Obama isn't stupid, he is ignorant which is worse.

Posted by: Bob at June 04, 2012 06:32 PM (PJXbW)

147 113 So a black guy, a communist, and a thief walk into a bar. What does the bartender say?

Posted by: Dagny at June 04, 2012 10:23 PM (WCAIB)



Mr. President!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 06:32 PM (kaalw)

148 Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 04, 2012 10:29 PM (eHIJJ)

Well, you just ruined the previous 137 comments. I usually read a few dozen of the ONT before I stick my dick into the argument of the minute, but you seem to have nailed it.

Someone buy this man a beer and a blowjob (my apologies if you are a chick).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 06:32 PM (nEUpB)

149 >>>I know some of them. A lot of them fled- very quickly- to Germany and wherever else they could get to. IIRC, there were was upwards of 4 million Iranians who fled as a result of the Mad Mullahs gaining control of Iran.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 04, 2012 06:32 PM (uB19f)

150 So I haven't mentioned how I'm doing on my quest to run a half marathon in awhile. I finished the couch to 5K program a couple weeks ago, and am running a 5K every other day now. Tonight I started adding in longer distances, with a 4 mile run. It was pretty easy, I could have kept going.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 04, 2012 06:32 PM (Why44)

151

I know I'm fixated on this Iran movie thing, but it's on my mind. I'm just really disappointed that an amazing story like that of the fake film crew has been taken over and probably wrecked entirely by the likes of Ben Affleck and George Clooney.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 06:32 PM (RZ8pf)

152 3.  You don't care about a specific color.  You just want a pair to match.

11, if you want a specific color.


Posted by: Jimbo at June 04, 2012 06:32 PM (O3R/2)

153 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 06:33 PM (F79HU)

154 At my university, when we played Wisconsin in hockey, they would hurl a dead badger on the ice. Not as high tech as the cat but it brought the crowd to its feet. A dead gopher when we played U of Minn too. You had the freeze them to get them to really scuttle across the ice.

Posted by: thunderb at June 04, 2012 06:33 PM (Dnbau)

155 Ted Bundy was an extremely intelligent person.

Posted by: Scobface at June 04, 2012 06:33 PM (IoNBC)

156 Richard Nixon held one of the highest IQ's ever in a President, but his paranoia and clumsy social skills did him in

Jimmy Carter was a nuclear engineer, certainly requires a much higher IQ than a communications major. But he was a micromanaging asshole who refused to listen because he felt he already knew it all

As I've said many times, elitists are impressed by credentials, but Americans are impressed by results

Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2012 06:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

157

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 10:32 PM (kaalw)


COOTH!


Download Spotify you shall.  Rock out to Mike Keneally you will.  Free shit it is.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 06:33 PM (F79HU)

158

kbdabear @ 126

 

That is exactly right.  He has certain interpersonal skills that he uses to seduce equally vain "intellectuals", thus persuading them of his genuine abilities.

 

Michael Beschloss, another phoneybaloney intellectual, was persuaded of Barack's brilliance because he wrote "two books".

 

Did he, and were they really any good?  And is that it?  Two books and make him President.  No other achievements to speak of in his life.  People that are really brilliant are usually really driven to be creative and do things.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at June 04, 2012 06:34 PM (sJTmU)

159 Three travelers register at a hotel and are told that their rooms will cost $10 each so they pay $30. Later the clerk realizes that he made a mistake and should have only charged them $25. He gives a bellboy $5 to return to them but the bellboy is dishonest and gives them each only $1, keeping $2 for himself. So the men actually spent $27 and the bellboy kept $2. What happened to the other dollar of the original $30?

Posted by: grease monkey at June 04, 2012 06:34 PM (VSWPU)

160 124 Jumbo Shrimp, your aunt has my prayers as well. I'm guessing that it was a stray bullet. Paranoidish guess is that it's a stray bullet from some meth dealers involved in intensive negotiations. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 04, 2012 10:25 PM (Gk3SS) aww.. thanks. I am going with a bored redneck shooting shit.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 06:34 PM (DGIjM)

161 Obama isn't stupid, he is ignorant which is worse.


That's a good point.  I've always said that I don't care if someone is ignorant, in the meaning of not knowing something, what I mind is if that person doesn't care to learn.  Ignorance can be corrected.  Jackassery cannot. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 04, 2012 06:34 PM (Gk3SS)

162 Your aunt's sister isn't your aunt?


Posted by: Jimbo at June 04, 2012 06:34 PM (O3R/2)

163 I remember reading while magna would normally be the top 15-20% of the class, at the time Obama graduated Harvard was considering anyone in the upper 50-60% of the class as magna. of course he's never released any records so maybe he's claiming honors he didn't have.

Posted by: bannor, voting Sweet Meteor oh Death 2012 at June 04, 2012 06:34 PM (LJxoD)

164 Test.

Posted by: Formerly Rocket Surgery, now Nic-less for her Pleasure. at June 04, 2012 06:34 PM (4qU0l)

165 TONIGHT!

BECAUSE NO ONE DEMANDED IT!

IRON MAIDEN!

POWERSLAVE!

Rock this shit hard, yo.

Iron Maiden - Aces High

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Hm79q4M-U

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 06:34 PM (F79HU)

166 Awwww don't feel bad. I'm just better than you.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 04, 2012 10:27 PM (Gk3SS)

 

We don't know that until one passes out from exhaustion  before the other.

Posted by: Frey, God of fertilityl at June 04, 2012 06:35 PM (8ruiH)

167 165 Your aunt's sister isn't your aunt? Posted by: Jimbo at June 04, 2012 10:34 PM (O3R/2) Sorry....My aunts sister in law. She is married to my aunts brother.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 06:35 PM (DGIjM)

168 Hitler wasn't extremely intelligent, but he was very intelligent.

Posted by: Scobface at June 04, 2012 06:35 PM (IoNBC)

169 Evening fappers! Did our tough guy alpha male troll make it over here yet? We haven't had a new one in a while.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at June 04, 2012 06:35 PM (4QAQg)

170 158 Ted Bundy was an extremely intelligent person. Posted by: Scobface at June 04, 2012 10:33 PM (IoNBC) Actually, his IQ was around a 130, typical for a white serial killing male.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 06:36 PM (niZvt)

171 I'm gonna be on Talking Points Memo tomorrow night. How large a bucket do you think I'll need?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 04, 2012 06:36 PM (nUY/O)

172 Test.

Posted by: Formerly Rocket Surgery, now Nic-less for her Pleasure. at June 04, 2012 10:34 PM (4qU0l)


Howdy, Gern!

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 06:36 PM (F79HU)

173
Douglas G. Baird, is my first cousin. So I asked him about the quote and about the possibility that the reason Obama has refused to release his academic records was that his grades werenÂ’t all that good. HereÂ’s what he wrote back: "The idea that Obama had lousy grades is demonstrably untrue."



Speaking of committing journalism:

BAIRD, DOUGLAS
CHICAGO,IL 60637    UNIVERSITY OF CHGO/PROFESSOR    7/29/99    $1,000    Obama, Barack (D)
BAIRD, DOUGLAS
CHICAGO,IL 60637    UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO    10/4/02    $1,000    Obama, Barack (D)
BAIRD, DOUGLAS
CHICAGO,IL 60637    UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO    9/30/03    $1,000    Obama, Barack (D)
BAIRD, DOUGLAS G
CHICAGO,IL 60637    UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO    4/14/04    $2,000    Obama, Barack (D)
BAIRD, DOUGLAS G
CHICAGO,IL 60637    UNIV. OF CHICAGO LAW SCHOOL/PROFESS    7/7/00    $500    Rush, Bobby L (D)
BAIRD, DOUGLAS G
CHICAGO,IL 60637    UNIV. OF CHICAGO LAW SCHOOL/PROFESS    11/1/06    $250    Rush, Bobby L (D)

Donating to not just Obama, but Bobby effing Rush? Think I'll just ignore his opinion of The O's smarts -- and John Steele Gordon's too.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2012 06:36 PM (kdS6q)

174 134 Joe was funny though.A reporter asked him once if his degree was in "basketweaving".Joe told him "nah man,that was too hard,journalism."

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2012 06:36 PM (Xb3hu)

175 Howdy, DC!

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 06:36 PM (F79HU)

176 Check check

Posted by: Riding Through The Desert On A Sock With No Name at June 04, 2012 06:36 PM (MG6Y6)

177 Stalin, well nobody knows. Anyone in a position to make a judgment about it got murdered.

Posted by: Scobface at June 04, 2012 06:37 PM (IoNBC)

178 I should think that you, Professor, would have more respect for the difference between knowledge and wisdom.

Posted by: Dexster Jettster at June 04, 2012 06:37 PM (V492T)

179 Off, damn Jedi sock!

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at June 04, 2012 06:37 PM (V492T)

180 Cue the "Jeopardy" music.

Posted by: grease monkey at June 04, 2012 06:38 PM (VSWPU)

181 Iron Maiden - 2 Minutes To Midnight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONuzEqvV9mw

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 06:39 PM (F79HU)

182 I don't know WTF I beamed into my bunk last night, but why am I pissing green this morning? And why did my dad and mom name me for one of Rome's more vicious, pervy emperors?

Posted by: James T. Kirk at June 04, 2012 06:39 PM (niZvt)

183 Men spent $27. $25 for the room, and $2 to the bellboy. What is the problem?

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet[/i][/b] at June 04, 2012 06:39 PM (UtoLw)

184 162 Three travelers register at a hotel and are told that their rooms
will cost $10 each so they pay $30. Later the clerk realizes that
he made a mistake and should have only charged them $25. He gives
a bellboy $5 to return to them but the bellboy is dishonest and
gives them each only $1, keeping $2 for himself. So the men actually
spent $27 and the bellboy kept $2. What happened to the other
dollar of the original $30?

Posted by: grease monkey at June 04, 2012 10:34 PM (VSWPU)


Each man paid $10 and got one back, so they paid $27. $2 is in the bellboy's pocket and the other $25 is in the hotel's till. Why should we still be talking about $30, when it has become irrelevant?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 06:39 PM (kaalw)

185 The tears are already flowing: After all these months of "this is what democracy looks like" rallies, how can repubs be more excited about voting? Help me out here. I am at a loss to hear that Walker could win. Because shouting slogans isn't what makes a country work, you stupid cow.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 04, 2012 06:40 PM (nUY/O)

186

You  are blindfolded and  have 20 glory holes with ten white dicks and ten black dicks. How many dicks must you suck to be sure you have sucked a pair the same color.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 04, 2012 06:40 PM (cWkOB)

187 184 Antiwar shite. Powerslave turned me on to metal though,I grew out of Maiden ptretty quick and on to heavier stuff.

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2012 06:40 PM (Xb3hu)

188 You would think in the middle of nowhere a bullet to the back would be the last thing to worry about.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 10:21 PM (DGIjM)


***************


My guess?  There's a tasty deer out there whose life briefly flashed before his eyes for no reason he could explain...


What town, if I may ask?  Or at least what county?


Prayers for a fast recovery.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque at June 04, 2012 06:40 PM (eQnzo)

189 Nicely done Laurie David's Cervix

Posted by: thunderb at June 04, 2012 06:41 PM (Dnbau)

190 Just testing my "cookies".

No not tossing my cookies.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 04, 2012 06:41 PM (CP+yl)

191 smart--schmart! Karl Marx was no slouch and either was Lenin...and neither could hold a candle to Mussolini in terms of sheer brain power. You think the economics faculty of Moscow University in the 60's/70's were stupid and devoid of academic honors? In politics its not the high iq that matters...but the concepts and the values that one holds and effectuates leading to successful results.

Posted by: HULUGU at June 04, 2012 06:41 PM (me1bn)

192 CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative): "Someone buy this man a beer and a blowjob (my apologies if you are a chick)."

Thank you. Just credit the account. I'm saving up for Top Shelf Valu-Rite Gutter-Fermented Champagne for November.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 04, 2012 06:41 PM (eHIJJ)

193 Did he, and were they really any good? And is that it? Two books and make him President. No other achievements to speak of in his life. People that are really brilliant are usually really driven to be creative and do things. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at June 04, 2012 10:34 PM

Someone took a passage from "The Audacity of Hope", the book not ghostwritten by Ayers, and posted it without disclosing the source. Commenters did the "LOL STOOPID PALIN" type of comments and the author later disclosed it was from the SCOAMF

Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2012 06:41 PM (Y+DPZ)

194 What happened to the other dollar of the original $30?

SCOAMF's dog ate it. No, wait, SCOAMF ate the dog, didn't he?

Posted by: Retread at June 04, 2012 06:41 PM (joSBv)

195 Midget Gang Bangs only goes up to number 26.

So I heard anyway.

Posted by: Ozzie at June 04, 2012 06:41 PM (/d44M)

196 187 - Best answer to that riddle I've seen in years.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 04, 2012 06:42 PM (Why44)

197

"The problem with this is that we are not exactly going to be separate groups. The way the world works you're not going to have groups isolated on an island or separated by moutains modifying their original common language like you have in the past."

 

I wouldn't bet on it.

Posted by: Screaming Meteor of Death at June 04, 2012 06:42 PM (l3vZN)

198 I think he is hiding that he claimed to be from Kenya to get in to college. Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp I think he claimed to be an indonesian Muslim.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2012 06:42 PM (COZhO)

199 189 You are blindfolded and have 20 glory holes with ten white dicks and ten black dicks. How many dicks must you suck to be sure you have sucked a pair the same color. Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 04, 2012 10:40 PM (cWkOB) What, Northern European cocks or South Mediterranean swallow cocks?

Posted by: King Arthur at June 04, 2012 06:42 PM (niZvt)

200 My guess? There's a tasty deer out there whose life briefly flashed before his eyes for no reason he could explain... What town, if I may ask? Or at least what county? Prayers for a fast recovery. Posted by: Boomer Redneque at June 04, 2012 10:40 PM (eQnzo) Edon Ohio... Williams County. Far NW corner of Ohio.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 06:43 PM (DGIjM)

201 Donating to not just Obama, but Bobby effing Rush? Think I'll just ignore his opinion of The O's smarts -- and John Steele Gordon's too.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2012 10:36 PM

Good work LDC, it's always good to see someone who discovers "The Rest of the Story"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2012 06:43 PM (Y+DPZ)

202 Nice garden there in Edon.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at June 04, 2012 06:43 PM (V492T)

203 148 English has other advantages -- easy to implement on intertubes, create fonts - no pesky umlauts and carets to extend your ascii tables, no measure words, a straight forward sentance structure, and a love of acronyms.
Add a clear majority of the world's carrier battle groups, nuclear weapons, and fiat currency -- and you have a winner.

Posted by: Jean at June 04, 2012 10:32 PM (WkuV6)


Also, it is spoken in the main economic powers in most of the continents. Britain in Europe, the US and Canada in N. America, South Africa in Africa, Hong Kong, India and Singapore in Asia, and Australia.

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 04, 2012 06:44 PM (1grxW)

204

From Project A-kon 15 in Dallas, TX we have a whole squad of Colonial Marines.  Do not know if they ever found any aliens, did find a lot of anime fans though.

http://tinyurl.com/cyfc8ty

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2012 06:44 PM (R6nK6)

205 I can just hear it now, on Wednesday. All those people that poured all this money into Wisconsin, if you don’t show up and vote, will say, 'see, we got them now. We’re finally going to break every union in America. We’re gonna break every government in America. We’re gonna stop worrying about the middle class. We don’t give a riff whether poor people get to work their way into it. We got our way now. We got it all. Divide and conquer works.' You tell them no. You tell them, Wisconsin has never been about that, never will be about that — by electing Tom Barrett governor! ------------ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 04, 2012 06:44 PM (nUY/O)

206 2. 2 Minutes To Midnight [Smith/Dickinson] Kill for gain or shoot to maim We don't need a reason The Golden Goose is on the loose And never out of season Blackened pride still burns inside The shell of bloody treason Here's my gun for a barrel of fun For the love of living death The killer's breed or the demon's seed, The glamour, the fortune, the pain, Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain Don't you pray for our soul anymore 2 minutes to midnight, The hands that threaten doom. 2 minutes to midnight, To kill the unborn in the womb. The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out We'll show the unbelievers." Napalm screams of human flames For a prime time Belsen feast ... yeah! As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies. The killer's breed or the demon's seed, The glamour, the fortune, the pain, Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain Don't you pray for our soul anymore 2 minutes to midnight, The hands that threaten doom. 2 minutes to midnight, To kill the unborn in the womb. [Solo] The body bags and little rags of children torn in two And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun. The killer's breed or the Demon's seed, The glamour, the fortune, the pain, Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain Don't you pray for my soul anymore. 2 minutes to midnight, The hands that threaten doom. 2 minutes to midnight, To kill the unborn in the womb. Midnight Midnight Midnight It's all night Midnight Midnight Midnight It's all night

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2012 06:44 PM (Xb3hu)

207

ANSWER:

I suck all 20!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 04, 2012 06:45 PM (cWkOB)

208 205 Nice garden there in Edon. Posted by: Ezra's Equal at June 04, 2012 10:43 PM (V492T) Hmmm.. yeah, I dont think we are thinking the same town. hehe

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 06:45 PM (DGIjM)

209

Donating to not just Obama, but Bobby effing Rush? Think I'll just ignore his opinion of The O's smarts -- and John Steele Gordon's too.


 

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2012 10:36 PM (kdS6q)

 

 

Like I said - total hearsay.  Journalism my ass.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 04, 2012 06:45 PM (rX1N2)

210 Iron Maiden - Losfer Words (Big ‘Orra)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSWLcZ9l54

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 06:45 PM (F79HU)

211 Fine, if we are playing math games:

Monty Hall has a contestant who may win "A NEW CAR!!!" behind one of three doors. The contestant picks door number 1. Monty then reveals a goat behind door number 2. He then gives the contestant a chance to change his mind and pick door number 3. What is the chance that the car is behind door number 3?

Yes, I know Ace told you that there would be no math. He lied.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet[/i][/b] at June 04, 2012 06:46 PM (UtoLw)

212 @211. Prolly not!

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at June 04, 2012 06:46 PM (V492T)

213 162 Three travelers register at a hotel and are told that their rooms
will cost $10 each so they pay $30. Later the clerk realizes that
he made a mistake and should have only charged them $25. He gives
a bellboy $5 to return to them but the bellboy is dishonest and
gives them each only $1, keeping $2 for himself. So the men actually
spent $27 and the bellboy kept $2. What happened to the other
dollar of the original $30?

Posted by: grease monkey at June 04, 2012 10:34 PM (VSWPU)


Obama get it. That where Obama Stash come from.

Posted by: Peggy Joseph at June 04, 2012 06:47 PM (1grxW)

214 Like I said - total hearsay. Journalism my ass.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 04, 2012 10:45 PM (rX1N2)


Uh do you know what journalism is? Hint: it involves quoting people by name on the record.

Whether you believe it or not is another story.

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 04, 2012 06:47 PM (pAlYe)

215 189 You are blindfolded and have 20 glory holes with ten white dicks and ten black dicks. How many dicks must you suck to be sure you have sucked a pair the same color. Suck all 20, just to be sure!

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at June 04, 2012 06:47 PM (Hl5ka)

216

Edon Ohio... Williams County. Far NW corner of Ohio.

----

Know the place well. There's a grocery store, and a bank, and thats about it. The main town is probably 1/2 square mile.

Posted by: Jimmah at June 04, 2012 06:47 PM (cWkOB)

217 Hola, Robert. I am adrift on the nic-less seas. Better than being a SCOAMF.

Posted by: Formerly Rocket Surgery, now Nic-less for her Pleasure. at June 04, 2012 06:47 PM (4qU0l)

218 Fine, if we are playing math games:

Monty Hall has a contestant who may win "A NEW CAR!!!" behind one of three doors. The contestant picks door number 1. Monty then reveals a goat behind door number 2. He then gives the contestant a chance to change his mind and pick door number 3. What is the chance that the car is behind door number 3?


****

Is this a math, or a logic question?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 06:48 PM (piMMO)

219 Know the place well. There's a grocery store, and a bank, and thats about it. The main town is probably 1/2 square mile. Posted by: Jimmah at June 04, 2012 10:47 PM (cWkOB) I was born in Montpelier.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 06:49 PM (DGIjM)

220 214 Fine, if we are playing math games: Monty Hall has a contestant who may win "A NEW CAR!!!" behind one of three doors. The contestant picks door number 1. Monty then reveals a goat behind door number 2. He then gives the contestant a chance to change his mind and pick door number 3. What is the chance that the car is behind door number 3? Yes, I know Ace told you that there would be no math. He lied. Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at June 04, 2012 10:46 PM (UtoLw) Never mind that shit. Lovely Carol has three bases. What are the odds of scoring home plate?

Posted by: King Arthur at June 04, 2012 06:49 PM (niZvt)

221 I am adrift on the nic-less seas. 

Posted by: Formerly Rocket Surgery, now Nic-less for her Pleasure. at June 04, 2012 10:47 PM (4qU0l)


How about Bruce Dickinson's Tight Spandex?


Chick'll dig it.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 06:49 PM (F79HU)

222 Iron Maiden - Flash Of The Blade

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbuPs6cq7iQ

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 06:49 PM (F79HU)

223 Are we now adrift off the Islets of Langerhan???

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2012 06:50 PM (R6nK6)

224 I've known a few proclaimed "intellectuals," my brother being one.  Very academic but can't figure their way out of a paper bag. 

Had a Phd college professor living next door; wife was a legal assistant.  Water started gushing from a broken sink pipe and these two came running over to our place saying, "We need the phone number for the water company!!!!" 

Hubby went over and shut off their main water valve.  

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 04, 2012 06:50 PM (Btey0)

225 I do a lot of Ace blog reading on the iPhone. Am I imagining something or does my hash keep changing. I thought it was supposed to stay the same. Also when I go to the comments section my browser closes. Not always but now frequently. Started happening a couple weeks ago. Not kidding around. Probably just my phone but I hate the timing.

Posted by: Riding Through The Desert On A Sock With No Name at June 04, 2012 06:50 PM (MG6Y6)

226 Technically, it is a probability question, so that makes it math. I will admit, though, it is sometimes hard to tell logic from math. However, if you see a lot of (a^b), then you are dealing with symbolic logic. Take your ball and run.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet[/i][/b] at June 04, 2012 06:50 PM (UtoLw)

227
And, first hit on google:

Ever since Barack Obama's election as president, there has been anticipation among scholars at the University of Chicago's Law School that one of their own could be headed to the U.S. Supreme Court bench in the next few years.

"There's definitely extra buzz on campus," said Douglas Baird, a law professor who recruited Obama to the faculty. "They will be naturally on the short list, but not because he is sentimental about the law school, but because they fit the ticket."

Commentary Magazine: How Do I Vet Sources?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2012 06:51 PM (kdS6q)

228 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 04, 2012 06:51 PM (JMmQ9)

229 Fine, if we are playing math games:

Monty Hall has a contestant who may win "A NEW CAR!!!"
behind one of three doors. The contestant picks door number 1. Monty
then reveals a goat behind door number 2. He then gives the contestant a
chance to change his mind and pick door number 3. What is the chance
that the car is behind door number 3?



Still the same. The "Let's Make a Deal" people just bring out another prize behind the door, so instead of a goat, it will probably be a lifetime supply or Rice A Roni or Astroglide.

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 04, 2012 06:51 PM (1grxW)

230 Monty Hall has a contestant who may win "A NEW CAR!!!" behind one of three doors. The contestant picks door number 1. Monty then reveals a goat behind door number 2. He then gives the contestant a chance to change his mind and pick door number 3. What is the chance that the car is behind door number 3?

Yes, I know Ace told you that there would be no math. He lied.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at June 04, 2012 10:46 PM (UtoLw)



In this universe, does Monty Hall wear a goatee?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 06:51 PM (kaalw)

231 Monty Hall has a contestant who may win "A NEW CAR!!!" I remember this- it was a famous Marilyn vos Savant article.

Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2012 06:52 PM (FcR7P)

232 Jumbo Shrimp, Sorry for your aunt's sister. Hope she'll be okay.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 04, 2012 06:52 PM (QTi/j)

233 Off, arthur sock

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 06:52 PM (niZvt)

234 Ted Bundy.  LOL, I was thinking Al Bundy.


Posted by: Jimbo at June 04, 2012 06:53 PM (O3R/2)

235 I was born in Montpelier.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 10:49 PM (DGIjM)

---

Wauseon for 20 years, then Angola IN, so I'd go through Montpelior practically all the time last year. Matter of fact that was my closest bank branch to Angola. After the divorce I made my mark in Montpelior, actually Lake Seneca. Thats about all I can  publicly say about that though.

Posted by: Jimmah at June 04, 2012 06:53 PM (cWkOB)

236 In this universe, does Monty Hall wear a goatee? No, Lovely Carol wears a merkin.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 06:53 PM (niZvt)

237 Iron Maiden - The Duellists

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPONcmvVAbY

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 06:54 PM (F79HU)

238 So, I hope everyone had a good day!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 06:54 PM (nEUpB)

239

In this universe, does Monty Hall wear a goatee?
Yes he does.  And when the contestant is called down, Monty spreads their wealth to the audience.  Lovely Carol is also an S&M queen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2012 06:55 PM (R6nK6)

240 I guess the odds of winning the car would be 50/50, and the odds of a BJ from Lovely Carol was 100% if you slipped her a fiver behind Curtain Number Two.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 06:55 PM (niZvt)

241 Did anyone else go, "oh, yeah -- of course it was Berlin" when they caught the Canadian Cannibal?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 06:55 PM (kaalw)

242 5 The idea that Obama had lousy grades is demonstrably untrue. He
graduated magna from Harvard Law, which means that he was at least in
the top 15 or 20 percent of his class at HLS. Most of the exams are
blindly graded. I don't want to argue about the relevance of grades, but
the idea that they weren't very good is just not right.


Is cousin the Dean describing the current standard at HLS for latin honors or is he describing the 1991 standard in effect when Obama graduated?   The grade inflation at Harvard at the time Obama was there was massive and legendary.  It was substantially reformed several years after Obama left.

Have any presidents of the Harvard Law Review -- an elected position -- ever graduated without latin honors?  With a latin honor less than magna?

If cousin the Dean has the 1991 standard will he post them on-line?  I've looked and cannot find the 1991 standards anywhere on-line.

Not likely cousin the Dean is going to fess up now to having hired an ijit, is it?

How does cousin Dean account for the fact that Obama alone among Harvard Law Review presidents never published anything under his own name?

How many other faculty has cousin the Dean ever recruited to a tenured position at U Chicago Law who had zero academic publications?

Did cousin the Dean ever actually require Obama to supply a HLS transcript when he was hiring Obama?  If so, will he release it?  If not, why not?

Posted by: Dean Wormer's ulcer at June 04, 2012 06:55 PM (u3N3z)

243

The key disconnect, is that Good grades do NOT indicate intelligence.  They indicate an ability to do two things... Memorize facts... and parrot the Profesors Opinions back to him...

 

Origional thought is NOT really needed for good grades... and problem solving??? only needed if you are a math, medicine, or engineering major... which Obama was not.

 

Add in no real world expeirnce, and no WISDOM?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 04, 2012 06:55 PM (lZBBB)

244 The missing dollar went into the Fairness Bucket.

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2012 06:56 PM (6KkLK)

245 225, Robert, Freddy Mercury's Unused Condom? I think I will list my military resume, in honor of this being a 'smart military blog: 19K - B5D

Posted by: Formerly Rocket Surgery, now Nic-less for her Pleasure. at June 04, 2012 06:56 PM (4qU0l)

246 245Did anyone else go, "oh, yeah -- of course it was Berlin" when they caught the Canadian Cannibal?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 10:55 PM (kaalw) Didn't that guy advertise looking for someone who wanted to be eaten, the Berlin monster.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2012 06:56 PM (R6nK6)

247 Wauseon for 20 years, then Angola IN, so I'd go through Montpelior practically all the time last year. Matter of fact that was my closest bank branch to Angola. After the divorce I made my mark in Montpelior, actually Lake Seneca. Thats about all I can publicly say about that though. Posted by: Jimmah at June 04, 2012 10:53 PM (cWkOB) OMG!!! I havent been back to Montpelier since my Grandma died. : ( All my cousins live around there. I wonder if you know any of them?! What a small world!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 06:57 PM (DGIjM)

248

 I am adrift on the nic-less seas.

Posted by: Formerly Rocket Surgery, now Nic-less for her Pleasure. at June 04, 2012 10:47 PM (4qU0l)

 

Jeebus, that is so wrong. YOU choose your name. YOu do not have one given to you like a fucking rescure dog.

 

Fok! Grow a pair and then get back to us.

Posted by: Frey, God of fertilityl at June 04, 2012 06:57 PM (8ruiH)

249 I think I will list my military resume, in honor of this being a 'smart military blog: 19K - B5D

Posted by: Formerly Rocket Surgery, now Nic-less for her Pleasure. at June 04, 2012 10:56 PM (4qU0l)


Sounds cool.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 06:57 PM (F79HU)

250

Uh do you know what journalism is? Hint: it involves quoting people by name on the record.



Whether you believe it or not is another story.


 

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 04, 2012 10:47 PM (pAlYe)

 

Yeah, the guy he "quoted" said the claims were "demonstrably" untrue.  Did the so-called journalist ask him to demonstrate his assertion?  No?  Hint: then all he did was parrot...his cousin.  Hint#2: not journalism

 

Which is pretty much what journalism has devolved to which is roundly criticized by the day on this blog, both of which aren't really in keeping with your snarky "commits journalism" line now is it?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 04, 2012 06:57 PM (rX1N2)

251 "The contestant picks door number 1. Monty then reveals a goat behind door number 2. He then gives the contestant a chance to change his mind and pick door number 3. What is the chance that the car is behind door number 3?"

Don't know. Don't care. Can I trade Door #1 for Door #2?

Posted by: Lonely Talibanana at June 04, 2012 06:57 PM (eHIJJ)

252 Sorry to read about the freak shooting...    I always hang my laundry with a wall behind me...  just sayin'    Best of luck to your relations' recovering.  I can't imagine it will be easy on a 70 year old getting shot.  Wow..

Posted by: Yip in Texas at June 04, 2012 06:57 PM (Mrdk1)

253 I'm totally stealing Freddy Mercury's Unused Condom, by the way.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 06:58 PM (F79HU)

254 257 I'm totally stealing Freddy Mercury's Unused Condom, by the way. Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 10:58 PM (F79HU) Just make sure it wasn't recycled.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 06:59 PM (niZvt)

255 189 You are blindfolded and have 20 glory holes with ten white dicks and ten black dicks. How many dicks must you suck to be sure you have sucked a pair the same color. First, you start by replacing grade school text books teaching history, math, etc. with book titled Jimmy's Gloryhole Adventure. Bonus points if the bad guy is a white conservative capitalist. Next, you petition to have gloryhole-ing become both an Olympic sport and part of the St. Patrick's Day parade. When those requests are refused, you file massive lawsuits against the organizers forcing them to shut down the events. Then, you lobby the president to "evolve" his position on gloryhole-ing to where he openly praises it. You then smear any person that expresses trepidation about the practice as bigoted Neanderthals. You go about the task of trying to convince the public that this deviance is indeed the new normal. Finally you have unelected liberal judges decree that gloryhole- ing is in fact legal in public, and you include a gloryhole float in the Macy's Parade, Bawney is the grand Marshall. Paraphrasing Daniel D-Day Lewis, gives new meaning to "ramming speed!"

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at June 04, 2012 06:59 PM (V492T)

256 Didn't the survivors of Queen just select a new singer?  Sorry but Freddy will always be the singer of Queen. Time to crank up Radio Gaga.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2012 06:59 PM (R6nK6)

257 Iron Maiden - Back In The Village

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ1tBzH1Cek

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 06:59 PM (F79HU)

258 214, 1 in 3 or 33%


Posted by: Jimbo at June 04, 2012 07:00 PM (O3R/2)

259 OK, small hint. What is the ORIGINAL (ie when the choice was made) chance that the car was behind door number 1? Has that changed? What does that tell you about the chance it is behind door number 3?

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet[/i][/b] at June 04, 2012 07:00 PM (UtoLw)

260 Monty Hall has a contestant who may win "A NEW CAR!!!" behind one of three doors. The contestant picks door number 1. Monty then reveals a goat behind door number 2. He then gives the contestant a chance to change his mind and pick door number 3. What is the chance that the car is behind door number 3? Yes, I know Ace told you that there would be no math. He lied. Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at June 04, 2012 10:46 PM (UtoLw) --------------------------------------------------- I'll take the goat.

Posted by: Achmed the Lonely Shepard at June 04, 2012 07:00 PM (jucos)

261 WE loves you Presdant Obama, we loves you more tha our children. Please don't leave us Pres Bama !!!!!

Posted by: The Town of Brattleboro, Vermont at June 04, 2012 07:01 PM (YVbwx)

262 I'm starting to nod off mid-thread. Night, y'all!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 07:01 PM (niZvt)

263 257, Heh, welcome to it. Don't wanna piss off Frey.

Posted by: 19K - B5D, having shat, is off the pot at June 04, 2012 07:01 PM (4qU0l)

264 Didn't the survivors of Queen just select a new singer? Sorry but Freddy will always be the singer of Queen. Time to crank up Radio Gaga.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2012 10:59 PM (R6nK6)


Yeah, that over the top homoqueer guy from Americam Idol.  Name escapes me.  From what little I've seen of the guy with the band he's actually really good.  He's no Freddy Mercury, but who is?

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 07:01 PM (F79HU)

265 Are we now adrift off the Islets of Langerhan???




Yay! Histopathology!


Posted by: free tibet-with purchase of - aww- you know the rest at June 04, 2012 07:02 PM (Po/wj)

266 How 'bout some nice, warm, comfort food? Oh, wait -- did I say "comfort food"? I meant "disquieting conspiracy theories" -- http://tinyurl.com/8xvpspp .

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 07:02 PM (kaalw)

267 Actually, his IQ was around a 130, typical for a white serial killing male. Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 10:36 PM (niZvt) CoolCzech, I'll accept your number of 130. That puts Bundy's IQ in the 98th percentile. Maybe my use of the term "extremely intelligent" doesn't hold. I don't know. But if I accept, as you maintain, that an IQ of 130 is "typical" for "white, serial killing males," then you're supporting my point that IQ has nothing to do with good or evil. Dumbasses do good or evil. Geniuses do good or evil. IQ has nothing to do with that, except for the fact that intelligent people have the capacity to magnify their good or evil over the dumbasses.

Posted by: Scobface at June 04, 2012 07:02 PM (IoNBC)

268 258, heh.

Posted by: 19K - B5D, having shat, is off the pot at June 04, 2012 07:03 PM (4qU0l)

269
I havent been back to Montpelier since my Grandma died. : (

All my cousins live around there. I wonder if you know any of them?!

What a small world!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 10:57 PM (DGIjM)

--------

I don't know many people in that town, except the  one that wants to kill me, and someone else. But  its nice territory, and nice and hilly. I almost moved there last year, spent a day scouting out the town. It was there or Angola, so I took Angola, but moved back to OH last Nov.

Posted by: Jimmah at June 04, 2012 07:03 PM (cWkOB)

270 Monty Hall has a contestant who may win "A NEW CAR!!!" behind one of three doors. The contestant picks door number 1. Monty then reveals a goat behind door number 2. He then gives the contestant a chance to change his mind and pick door number 3. What is the chance that the car is behind door number 3? Zero. It was a shell game.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 07:03 PM (niZvt)

271 Yeah, that over the top homoqueer guy from Americam Idol. Name escapes me. From what little I've seen of the guy with the band he's actually really good. He's no Freddy Mercury, but who is?


***

I can't remember his name either but that was the last year I watched anything having to do with AI so I did see him perform a couple of times.

Just awful.

And then, IIRC, he became a major diva/PITA after AI

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 07:03 PM (piMMO)

272 92 "Everyone driving on Interstate 15 in southwest Utah may soon have their
license plate scanned by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration.

Law geek here.
Under traditional 4th amendment jurisprudence, you have no expectation of privacy in what you choose to expose to public view. I don't think this means we should have to put up with 24/7 surveillance every time we leave the house.

Posted by: real joe at June 04, 2012 10:18 PM (PD2ad)

 

Isn't there a "probable cause" issue for gathering evidence? I think, technically, that's what has to happen with radar. The officer has to "observe" you speeding before pointing the radar at you. Can't "search and seize" evidence without that.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at June 04, 2012 07:03 PM (2Oas0)

273 . The most recent of the slips comes from EPA Region 1 Administrator Curt Spalding, who was captured in a video released by the office of Senator Jim DeMint (R-SC) telling an audience at Yale University the following: But know right now, we are, we are struggling. We are struggling because we are trying to do our jobs. Lisa Jackson has put forth a very powerful message to the country. Just two days ago, the decision on greenhouse gas performance standard and saying basically gas plants are the performance standard which means if you want to build a coal plant you got a big problem. That was a huge decision. You canÂ’t imagine how tough that was. Because you got to remember if you go to West Virginia, Pennsylvania, and all those places, you have coal communities who depend on coal. And to say that we just think those communities should just go away, we canÂ’t do that. But she had to do what the law and policy suggested. And itÂ’s painful. ItÂ’s painful every step of the way.

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2012 07:04 PM (Xb3hu)

274 Posted by: Dean Wormer's ulcer at June 04, 2012 10:55 PM (u3N3z)

Generally, there's "cum laude", "magna cum laude", and "summa cum laude" -- meaning roughly (and remember that you can be "lauded to the skies" in English): "with praise", "with great praise", and "with total praise".

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 07:04 PM (kaalw)

275

Hmm, the Wikipedia article on the Monty Hall problem is fascinating and detailed with lots of blobby math stuck in there, but to break up the tedium also fun illustrations of goats behind doors.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 07:04 PM (RZ8pf)

276 Wow.. Posted by: Yip in Texas at June 04, 2012 10:57 PM (Mrdk1) I know... its crazy. I just hope it was a freak accident and not some nut on the loose.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 07:04 PM (DGIjM)

277 Daniel "D-Day" Lewis, by the way, has no grade point average.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at June 04, 2012 07:04 PM (V492T)

278 Iron Maiden - Powerslave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2I3aJhKDqE

This one.

This one gets cranked to 11.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 07:05 PM (F79HU)

279 hi all

How many other faculty has cousin the Dean ever recruited to a tenured position at U Chicago Law who had zero academic publications?

I didn't think Obama's faculty position was a tenure-track one

Posted by: chemjeff at June 04, 2012 07:05 PM (v2FRB)

280 @271: Dumbasses do good or evil. Geniuses do good or evil. IQ has nothing to do with that, except for the fact that intelligent people have the capacity to magnify their good or evil over the dumbasses. Wouldn't the high average IQ of serial killers actually indicate higher intelligence is linked to evil impulses? Perhaps due to hubris?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 07:06 PM (niZvt)

281 so MS and Sony had their pressers and they didn't show anything that looks interesting. Nike goes with MS and JK Rowling went to Sony. At least Sony is admitting that the Vita was a mistake by not announcing anything new that we haven't known since the release.

Only game that looks interesting out of today is Watch Dogs (ie Persons of Interest the game) even though it fails at taking place in Chicago and not doing anything right about the city (Jim Butcher all over again)

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 07:06 PM (tw6Ar)

282 92 "Everyone driving on Interstate 15 in southwest Utah may soon have their license plate scanned by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration.Law geek here.Under traditional 4th amendment jurisprudence, you have no expectation of privacy in what you choose to expose to public view. I don't think this means we should have to put up with 24/7 surveillance every time we leave the house. Posted by: real joe at June 04, 2012 10:18 PM (PD2ad) ------------------------------------------------- I am sure the government will only use this information for benign purposes.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 04, 2012 07:06 PM (jucos)

283 Obama graduated Magma Cum Lordy! in his own mind.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2012 07:06 PM (R6nK6)

284 Does anyone believe that if Obama was a star student with stellar grades that he would keep that a secret?

This is the guy who had to stop an interview to brag about successfully swatting down a fly

Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2012 07:07 PM (Y+DPZ)

285 The answer to the question of "What is the chance it is behind door number 3?" is of course, 100% CROSSBOW!!!

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet[/i][/b] at June 04, 2012 07:07 PM (UtoLw)

286 And then, IIRC, he became a major diva/PITA after AI

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 11:03 PM (piMMO)


As long as he doesn't start sucking off the guitarist in the middle of a show I think he'll do alright.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 07:07 PM (F79HU)

287 JS.. makes you wonder if the table getting shot out and now her seem random and related.  Maybe some idiot or kid a ways off shooting not knowing where the bullets are going...    maybe.  Too cruel to think it was intentional.  But here in the DFW area, a few years ago there was a man shot off his lawn tractor and died.  completely random act..  no clues and unsolved.  Bizarre.  Back when the trunk sniper duo was going across the country.. remember that?

Posted by: Yip in Texas at June 04, 2012 07:08 PM (Mrdk1)

288 Evening jackwagons.

Wasn't Touching the Void the name of a porn film?

Posted by: Alex at June 04, 2012 07:08 PM (tGh6R)

289 As long as he doesn't start sucking off the guitarist in the middle of a show I think he'll do alright.

Posted by: Robert

That would be very awkward ....

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2012 07:08 PM (R6nK6)

290 End Zone answering machines, Brain testing Machines,Huge  Alien Machines Sale  (Fuck You Endor !), License Scanning Machines, Sock Pair Picking Machines that see in the dark, SAT Taking Machines, Machines tha are a Big F*cking Deal, Rum finding Machines, Friday Blog Shut Down Machines...

Posted by: I miss Machines Guy at June 04, 2012 07:08 PM (ZUWaD)

291 92 "Everyone driving on Interstate 15 in southwest Utah may soon have their license plate scanned by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration.Law geek here.Under traditional 4th amendment jurisprudence, you have no expectation of privacy in what you choose to expose to public view. I don't think this means we should have to put up with 24/7 surveillance every time we leave the house. Posted by: real joe at June 04, 2012 10:18 PM (PD2ad) ------------------------------------------------- I am sure the government will only use this information for benign purposes. Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 04, 2012 11:06 PM (jucos) Drivers are required to put the license plate in plain sight.

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2012 07:09 PM (6KkLK)

292 Re: Joe Simpson and the Simpleton Teens.

I blame the absence of general European wars for such behavior. In a perfect world, the idiots tweeting Joe would be twisting limply from the barbed wire in Flanders as opposed to cluttering the ether with their drivel.

Posted by: RDS at June 04, 2012 07:09 PM (YAGV/)

293 Wasn't Touching the Void the name of a porn film?
Posted by: Alex at June 04, 2012 11:08 PM

That was the book Bill Clinton wrote about his marriage with Hillary

Posted by: Yip in Texas at June 04, 2012 07:10 PM (Mrdk1)

294 Wouldn't the high average IQ of serial killers actually indicate higher intelligence is linked to evil impulses? Perhaps due to hubris? Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 11:06 PM (niZvt) Isn't it also the average IQ of known serial killers? How smart are the ones that have never been caught?

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2012 07:10 PM (6KkLK)

295
Wouldn't the high average IQ of serial killers actually indicate higher intelligence is linked to evil impulses? Perhaps due to hubris?


I would think it indicates that the wiring in the brain is messed up.

Posted by: Alex at June 04, 2012 07:10 PM (tGh6R)

296 Rum finding Machines

Posted by: I miss Machines Guy at June 04, 2012 11:08 PM (ZUWaD)


Wouldn't it just find its way to Disney Land?

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 07:10 PM (F79HU)

297 Wasn't Touching the Void the name of a porn film? You're thinking of Touching The Zero by Kal Penn

Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2012 07:10 PM (FcR7P)

298 Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 11:02 PM (kaalw) No doubt that Obama gets off on looking at footage of the drone attacks. Remember when Paul Begala said (about Clinton's EOs) - "Stroke of the Pen. Law of the Land. Kinda cool."? Obama's power tripping in the same way, except he's taking it way past eleven!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 04, 2012 07:11 PM (uB19f)

299 I saw on Biography tonight that the Green River killer only had an 80 IQ.Graduated HS at 20.

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2012 07:11 PM (Xb3hu)

300 I don't know many people in that town, except the one that wants to kill me, andsomeone else.But its nice territory, and nice and hilly. I almost moved there last year, spent a day scouting out the town. It was there or Angola, so I took Angola, but moved back to OH last Nov. Posted by: Jimmah at June 04, 2012 11:03 PM (cWkOB) Good Lord! Not my cousins.. they are all sweet. The roller skating rink outside of town.. My uncle and Aunt owned that years ago... their house was on top of it. Great child hood memories of having the whole roller rink to ourselves. My Grandma use to live on Harrison Street. By the high school. Angola is cute. There was a restaurant called "Penguin Point"... when we were kids.. if we behaved in the car on the trip up there, we got to get a hamburger there.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 07:11 PM (DGIjM)

301 The AI queen now singing for Queen is Adam Lambert I believe.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 04, 2012 07:11 PM (jucos)

302 Magna cum laude? Pshaw. I graduated sucka cum loudly in college.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 04, 2012 07:12 PM (V492T)

303 What's so hard about the Monty Hall "problem"? There are three curtains. Monty shows the contestant the car is NOT behind curtain number two. Therefore there are only two curtains - numbers one and three - remaining the car could possibly be behind. The odds of picking the right one at that point are therefore 1 in 2, or "50/50."

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 07:12 PM (niZvt)

304 Did anyone else go, "oh, yeah -- of course it was Berlin" when they caught the Canadian Cannibal?
And even better yet the internet café was on Karl Marx Strasse.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2012 07:12 PM (nrW1y)

305 Iron Maiden - Rime Of The Ancient Mariner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIzUTgtZ9_Q

This is the last one.  This is the one you need to hear.

Fourteen minutes of fuck yeah!

CRANK IT!

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 07:12 PM (F79HU)

306 This one gets cranked to 11.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:05 PM (F79HU)

 

pshawww!!

 

Look up Amon Amarth, Runes to My Memory.

Posted by: Frey, God of fertilityl at June 04, 2012 07:12 PM (8ruiH)

307 Dumbasses do good or evil. Geniuses do good or evil. IQ has nothing to do with that, except for the fact that intelligent people have the capacity to magnify their good or evil over the dumbasses.


*****

To a point, I suppose. It's not a simple concept.

There is something seemingly more evil about someone with the capacity to plot, plan, and then methodically carry out an act such as serial killers do. That is, as compared to someone with an I.Q. of 80. The act of murder is, in itself, evil, and I know there shouldn't be degree of evil, but I think most would agree that some crimes defy imagination.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 07:13 PM (piMMO)

308 A few Harvard friends of mine told me it was easy to get a B but you had work for an A. The President is just book smart and that's pretty much it.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 04, 2012 07:13 PM (tKFT6)

309 Posted by: eman at June 04, 2012 11:10 PM (6KkLK)

Bad logic.

How dumb are the ones who get caught before they commit their second of a planned 84 murders?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 07:13 PM (nEUpB)

310

Everyone driving on Interstate 15 in southwest Utah may soon have their license plate scanned by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration.

----

A plate is scanned almost everywhere you go, but it's not logged yet that I know of. Going accross the state line the plates get scanned, and about 20 miles in there are always stories of seemly fellows being stopped by the highway patrol. I assume thats about how long it takes to be flagged, and pulled over after entering the state.

On that same note, I pity the people driving with expired plates, because its getting to the point that if a cop car is in sight, you're plate is being ran automatically.

Posted by: Jimmah at June 04, 2012 07:14 PM (cWkOB)

311 that's right, Obama was never a tenured or tenure-track professor at U. Chicago

there generally isn't a publication requirement in order to be a lecturer at a university

Posted by: chemjeff at June 04, 2012 07:14 PM (v2FRB)

312 Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 04, 2012 11:12 PM (V492T)

Yes, but I did it at Georgetown! Where did you go to school?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke (rhymes with rancid bitch) at June 04, 2012 07:14 PM (nEUpB)

313 Look up Amon Amarth, Runes to My Memory.

Posted by: Frey, God of fertilityl at June 04, 2012 11:12 PM (8ruiH)


Got it.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 07:14 PM (F79HU)

314 To argue that the SCoaMF can't be smart because he believes/does x, y and z  is fundamentally no different than the liberal's uncritical worship of Smartness. "If one is Wrong then they can't be Smart" =  "If one is Smart, than they can't be wrong." Don't fall into that trap. I am perfectly willing to believe he has some mental dexterity, however limited its range may be, that would lead an impartial judge to deem him intelligent. The pity is that he also has a massively fucked-up psychology that contorts and perverts that intelligence and leaves him, functionally, worse than stupid.

Posted by: sistrum at June 04, 2012 07:14 PM (AyryN)

315 anyway, just so you all know
good night now

Posted by: chemjeff at June 04, 2012 07:15 PM (v2FRB)

316 Most people either focus their intelligence into a single area, or they learn enough about a lot of things to get by.  Hence the reason that mathematicians go crazy a lot, or PhDs have no clue how to change a tire. 

Posted by: Alex at June 04, 2012 07:15 PM (tGh6R)

317 Wasn't Touching the Void the name of a porn film?


Posted by: Alex at June 04, 2012 11:08 PM



Octomom?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 04, 2012 07:15 PM (tKFT6)

318 303 I saw on Biography tonight that the Green River killer only had an 80 IQ.Graduated HS at 20. Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2012 11:11 PM (Xb3hu) that means there must be a killer out there with an IQ of 180, to keep the average at 130

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 07:15 PM (niZvt)

319 308 Did anyone else go, "oh, yeah -- of course it was Berlin" when they caught the Canadian Cannibal?
And even better yet the internet café was on Karl Marx Strasse.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2012 11:12 PM

I did ponder it a bit....   then I scratched my belly and went and got a beer out of the fridge. 

Posted by: Yip in Texas at June 04, 2012 07:15 PM (Mrdk1)

320 There are three curtains. Monty shows the contestant the car is NOT behind curtain number two. Therefore there are only two curtains - numbers one and three - remaining the car could possibly be behind. The odds of picking the right one at that point are therefore 1 in 2, or "50/50."


****

I've been down this road before, hence my earlier question about whether it is based in logic or math.

The last time someone posted that question they then presumed to explain that Hall wouldn't suggest curtain number 3 if the car was really there. Which is like saying the odds of holding a flush are different because someone is a capable bluffer.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 07:15 PM (piMMO)

321 Bad logic. How dumb are the ones who get caught before they commit their second of a planned 84 murders? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 11:13 PM (nEUpB) Not really. What is the shape of the population curve?

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2012 07:16 PM (6KkLK)

322 Der SCoaMF is smart in a scheming kind of way. Look at the peeps he has surrounded himself with. I'd have to spend a month taking notes and following links just to know the names of all the socialist scum he has hired.
 
He's been immersed in this 'lifestyle' for years. These are his heroes, his gotoers, his compadres. So to his fellow travelers on the socialist trail, he seems very literate and informed.
 
But he has the math skillz of an idjit. This makes him a dummy in my book. Only 229 days until he is gone from office.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 04, 2012 07:16 PM (ccXZP)

323 I know a lot about nothing thanks to the Internet!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 07:16 PM (RZ8pf)

324 306 Magna cum laude? Pshaw. I graduated sucka cum loudly in college.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 04, 2012 11:12 PM (V492T)



That was years ago, when you had to pay for stuff. It should all be provided for free now.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 04, 2012 07:17 PM (kaalw)

325 >>>that means there must be a killer out there with an IQ of 180, to keep the average at 130 Dexter?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 04, 2012 07:17 PM (uB19f)

326 Mickey Mantle and Broadway Joe Namath. My 2 sports heros growing up.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 04, 2012 07:17 PM (05RcU)

327 328 Twue dat! Tanks, Sandwa!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 04, 2012 07:18 PM (V492T)

328 When it comes to wrong info, presidunce is what you'd call an idiot savant at knowing the wrong shit.

Posted by: Jimmah at June 04, 2012 07:18 PM (cWkOB)

329 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 11:13 PM (piMMO)

But there are degrees of evil, and we see it every day in the real world. Our choice as humans with free will is whether to succumb to the allure of evil behavior, or control those impulses. Most of us are not perfect at controlling those impulses, but are pretty good.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 07:18 PM (nEUpB)

330 Read the Wikipedia article about the Monty Hall problem. It goes into exhaustive detail about it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 07:18 PM (RZ8pf)

331 I heard on the radio this morning octomom is currenly working as a stripper. Yup, nothing sexier than boobs flopping down to her bellybutton, covering stretch marks the size of Bryce Canyon...

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 07:18 PM (niZvt)

332 322 He was only caught because of DNA matching technology and some other advanced forensics.

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2012 07:19 PM (Xb3hu)

333 Wasn't Touching the Void the name of a porn film?

Posted by: Alex at June 04, 2012 11:08 PM (tGh6R)

I dunno, but are you sure you're not getting it confused with an animated series called "Tripping the Rift" ?

... which was racy, but not actually pr0n.

Posted by: Lewis at June 04, 2012 07:19 PM (UB1pV)

334 @330  Mine were Maude and Charles Nelson Riely

Posted by: Bauney Fwank at June 04, 2012 07:19 PM (Mrdk1)

335

It's clear that the JEF isn't particularly smart: he went to Occidental, where, as per a pervious Ace commenter, those who can't hack college go, where, as per Iowahawk, a deep and complex bullshit reigns supreme. Proof: no transcripts, and it's been three years. How tough is getting a 3.8 in Marxist Bullshit?

 

JEF was admitted to Harvard Law on the request of a black radical. It can't have been for any other reason; which other Occidental grad made it to Harvard Law?

 

The intelligence in the current administration is in the advisors, specifically, the ones provided by the power brokers that wanted their man in the WH. The JEF was the one that simply happened to get an incredible streak of luck.

If Romney pushes the correct buttons, specifically, Romney manages to divert debate questions to discussions on the economy and the rest of the JEF's record, the speechwriters and coaches won;t be able to prevent the inevitable meltdown.

 

The JEF has lost only once, to a Chicago local where there could be no "fix".

 

If Romney refuses to play exactly by the (assumed-to-be-fixed) debate rules, then the JEF will have to think on his feet. He is unable. It is beyond him. Without a wire, the failure will be catastrophic, and on national television. 

Posted by: Arbalest at June 04, 2012 07:19 PM (hK6yM)

336 Wasn't Touching the Void the name of a porn film?

Touching THE void, is still my greatest aspiration.

Posted by: 40-year old loser (in other words, me for real) at June 04, 2012 07:20 PM (RzLbD)

337 I know a lot about nothing thanks to the Internet!

The XKCD comic was so true.  When I don't have access to Wikipedia, my IQ drops by 30 points.

Posted by: Alex at June 04, 2012 07:21 PM (tGh6R)

338 The chances of it being behind door number 3 are 2/3. The contestant should switch. Think about it this way: When the contestant first made their choice, they was a 1 in 3 chance that the car was behind door number 1. Then, Monty shows a curtain that the car is NOT behind. But Monty KNOWS which curtain that car is behind, so he is going to show you one it is not behind. When the contestant made the original choice, it was 1 in 3 that it was behind 1. However, Monty has now given you more information. He has shown you that number 2 did NOT have it behind it. So, the chances are 2 in 3 it is behind curtain 3.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet[/i][/b] at June 04, 2012 07:21 PM (UtoLw)

339 335 I heard on the radio this morning octomom is currenly working as a stripper. Yup, nothing sexier than boobs flopping down to her bellybutton, covering stretch marks the size of Bryce Canyon... Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 11:18 PM (niZvt) OMG.. how sad.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 07:21 PM (DGIjM)

340 340 Wasn't Touching the Void the name of a porn film? Touching THE void, is still my greatest aspiration. Posted by: 40-year old loser (in other words, me for real) at June 04, 2012 11:20 PM (RzLbD) Are we talking Void One, or Void Two?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 07:21 PM (niZvt)

341 I know a lot about nothing thanks to the Internet!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 11:16 PM (RZ8pf)

 

Yeah. jack of all trades tend to survive the end time. Learn to indentify wild, edible plants and you'll do fine. Even hunters don't know that for the most part. Learn, live. be, believe.

Posted by: Frey, God of fertility at June 04, 2012 07:22 PM (8ruiH)

342 ...Friday Blog Shut Down Machines... Three things about this: A.) I seek assurances that this black-out on Friday will not affect the ONOT 2.) Some of us have blogs, maybe Ace could front us the text of his open letter and we could all post it on our blogs (or your facespace page, if so inclined) C.) I seek assurances that this black-out on Friday will not affect the ONOT. Please, for the love of doG, this is all I have...

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 04, 2012 07:22 PM (JMmQ9)

343 I think it's clear to everyone that the JEF was a supreme AA candidate and especially since he probably went to college listed as a foreigner...  yes... international scholarship money, AA check-off for the schools..  win/win..  It will all eventually come out... surely they can't keep his records buttoned up forever...

Posted by: Yip in Texas at June 04, 2012 07:22 PM (Mrdk1)

344

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 11:18 PM (niZvt)

I wonder what her stage name is.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 07:23 PM (F79HU)

345 Wouldn't the high average IQ of serial killers actually indicate higher intelligence is linked to evil impulses? Perhaps due to hubris? Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 11:06 PM (niZvt) I just take that to mean that high-IQ people have greater capacity to express themselves than low-IQ people. I object strongly to our bias that "high IQ is good and low IQ is bad." In the real world, that just doesn't work. Lots of lower-IQ people are wonderful, responsible people. Lots of higher-IQ people are absolute fucking bastards. I think IQ just isn't a very good measure of anything important in the real world.

Posted by: Scobface at June 04, 2012 07:23 PM (IoNBC)

346 I heard on the radio this morning octomom is currenly working as a stripper.


*****


O'Reilly cracked up when talking about it. He said she's at some club called "Teasers".

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 07:23 PM (piMMO)

347 339 Yes,Romney should lead him into explaining economic data.SCoaMF is totally clueless.

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2012 07:23 PM (Xb3hu)

348

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 04, 2012 11:22 PM (JMmQ9)


Guess we could always invade The Hostages.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 07:24 PM (F79HU)

349 Somewhere, I encountered a piece about "international relations" education tracks at top-tier schools, where Saudi princes and Russian mafia daughters get to matriculate in order to show how wonderful a school is and how "the best people" go there. Needless to say, academic excellence isn't really the point. Seems to me that the son of a Kenyan Foreign Minister might well be in that sort of program at Harvard.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 07:24 PM (kaalw)

350 Walker is on Levin...

Posted by: KZnextzone realizing you all heard this 3 hours ago...sigh... at June 04, 2012 07:24 PM (ZUWaD)

351 He said she's at some club called "Teasers". Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 11:23 PM (piMMO) I thought she was at Club " hangs low near waist"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 04, 2012 07:24 PM (05RcU)

352 Chances are 100% it's not behind Door 2. You're welcome.

Posted by: Einstein at June 04, 2012 07:24 PM (V492T)

353 The XKCD comic was so true. When I don't have access to Wikipedia, my IQ drops by 30 points.
Posted by: Alex at June 04, 2012 11:21 PM



30 points?  I'm worse than that.  But I'd have to go to Wikipedia to argue with you.

Posted by: 40-year old loser (in other words, me for real) at June 04, 2012 07:24 PM (RzLbD)

354 And hey, I spent a couple of years at Occidental (but only for the Caltech 3/2 program, so I transferred to UCLA when I got tired of being treated like a 27 year old high school kid). Might have had BO in one of my classes. I was all physics at Oxy, though, so I didn't really spend any time doing anything for the laughable GE stuff.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet[/i][/b] at June 04, 2012 07:25 PM (UtoLw)

355

Wasn't Touching the Void the name of a porn film?

------

Its my domestic partners pet name for my ass hole.

Is that over the top for  the  ONT?

Posted by: Bawney at June 04, 2012 07:25 PM (cWkOB)

356 good point, Robert

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 04, 2012 07:25 PM (JMmQ9)

357 Dexter?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 04, 2012 11:17 PM (uB19f)

 

Funny. If there was a 180 IQ serial killer out there the FBI would not only not catch them, they wouldn't admit they existed.

 

Enjory your spring break.

Posted by: Frey, God of fertility at June 04, 2012 07:25 PM (8ruiH)

358 come on live bombcast, I need to hear them shit all over the first day of E3

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 07:26 PM (tw6Ar)

359 Okay, cause I know you just loved the shit out of Maiden's Rim I know you'll love this.

Rime Of The Ancient Mariner, Live After Death, 1985

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulfnJ0E34fU

Bang your fooking head!

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 07:26 PM (F79HU)

360 I'm off to watch that touching the void movie. Be lurking and working a little too. Have fun y'all.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at June 04, 2012 07:26 PM (4QAQg)

361 OMG.. how sad. Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 11:21 PM (DGIjM) ---------------------------------------------------- It is truly sad. The Dr. that made it possible for her to drop this litter should get his license suspended. I am sure that it is just a matter of time before her crotch fruit is taken away from her.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 04, 2012 07:26 PM (jucos)

362 I wonder what her stage name is. Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:23 PM (F79HU) Cocktomom?

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at June 04, 2012 07:26 PM (V492T)

363 352
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 04, 2012 11:22 PM (JMmQ9)

Guess we could always invade The Hostages.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:24 PM (F79HU)



Might get a bit crowded. I understand that the comments don't have to be double-spaced over there.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 07:26 PM (kaalw)

364 Time to get ready for woik.

Back later.

Have fun!

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 07:27 PM (F79HU)

365 Yeah, the guy he "quoted" said the claims were "demonstrably" untrue. Did the so-called journalist ask him to demonstrate his assertion? No? Hint: then all he did was parrot...his cousin. Hint#2: not journalism
Which is pretty much what journalism has devolved to which is roundly criticized by the day on this blog, both of which aren'treally in keeping with your snarky "commits journalism" line now is it?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 04, 2012 10:57 PM (rX1N2)


Gordon actually managed to track down someone with 1) first-hand knowledge of Obama's qualifications and performance and 2) get them to make statements and judgments about them. So for the first time ever we have on thw record statements about Obama's qualifications which now can be checked and verified.

That counts as journalism in my world.

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 04, 2012 07:27 PM (VDusq)

366 I thought she was at Club " hangs low near waist"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 04, 2012 11:24 PM

 

That would be me..

Posted by: Squaw Phocohantas mine nipples are hot because they're in the cauldron at June 04, 2012 07:27 PM (ZUWaD)

367 335 I heard on the radio this morning octomom is currenly working as a stripper.

Yup, nothing sexier than boobs flopping down to her bellybutton, covering stretch marks the size of Bryce Canyon...

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 11:18 PM (niZvt)



fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at June 04, 2012 07:27 PM (1grxW)

368 Cocktomom?

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at June 04, 2012 11:26 PM (V492T)


Bless you, sir, for you have brought the lulz.


Okay, now I'm out.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 07:28 PM (F79HU)

369 I think IQ just isn't a very good measure of anything important in the real world.

Posted by: Scobface at June 04, 2012 11:23 PM (IoNBC)

 

Funny. You need to meat a true sociopath like George Soros. It is like speaking to Satan in the flesh.

Posted by: Frey, God of fertility at June 04, 2012 07:28 PM (8ruiH)

370 @342: what Monty knows has got NOTHING to do with what the odds are of the contestant picking the the correct curtain. The simple objective fact is that the car is behind one of two curtains. That makes the odds 1 out of 2. The odds are NOT "2 out of 3" because at that point curtain number two has been eliinate - there are no longer 3 curtains to choose from. When the contestant only knew that there were three curtains with an equal chance of being the one that hid the car - BEFORE Monty eliinated curtain no. 2 - the odds of picking a wrong curtain were "2 out of 3."

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 07:28 PM (niZvt)

371

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 11:26 PM (kaalw)


http://www.spotify.com/



Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 07:28 PM (F79HU)

372 It takes us

Posted by: A Village at June 04, 2012 07:28 PM (ZUWaD)

373 It is truly sad. The Dr. that made it possible for her to drop this litter should get his license suspended. I am sure that it is just a matter of time before her crotch fruit is taken away from her. Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 04, 2012 11:26 PM (jucos) I think she wanted to be the next Kate plus 8 reality star... and that failed. Poor kids.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 07:29 PM (DGIjM)

374 Posted by: eman at June 04, 2012 11:16 PM (6KkLK)

Obviously it's a classic bell shaped curve. But assuming that there is some minimum intelligence requirement for serial killers is irrational. Maybe serial killing is on par with some hard-wired behavior like being able to curl your tongue under or juggling. And...we don't know all murders that are the result of serial killing because it is entirely possible that some serial killers have patterns that we simply do not see.

There might be a killer who has been murdering for 30 years and has hundreds of victims under his belt, and can't pump his own gas or cook his own food because he is stupid in all other respects!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 07:29 PM (nEUpB)

375 Are we talking Void One, or Void Two? Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 11:21 PM

Void one, of course.  I've explored my own void two and found it to be alimentary.

Posted by: 40-year old loser (in other words, me for real) at June 04, 2012 07:29 PM (RzLbD)

376 Posted by: Ezra's Equal at June 04, 2012 11:26 PM (V492T) IIRC, Octomom isn't really into decadence - she'd rather go solo for her sexual escapades. That's fine and dandy, but that attitude isn't going to help her pron/stripping career.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 04, 2012 07:29 PM (uB19f)

377 Cavegina.

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2012 07:30 PM (Xb3hu)

378 Anybody see DC in Towson recently? I have a question for him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 07:30 PM (nEUpB)

379

I get teased about being the one who is always pulling out her smartphone to look something up, but secretly I (like to)think my friends admire my ability to find answers to ridiculously obscure questions quickly. I just wish that all this random trivia would stay stuck somewhere in my brain so I could kick ass when we played board games like Trivial Pursuit.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 07:31 PM (RZ8pf)

380
I think IQ just isn't a very good measure of anything important in the real world.


As it was explained to me once, IQ is a good measure of something, because it correlates well with a lot of other variables.  It's just not a good measure of intelligence.

Posted by: Alex at June 04, 2012 07:31 PM (tGh6R)

381 Anybody see DC in Towson recently? I have a question for him. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 11:30 PM he was just here for a drive-by...

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 04, 2012 07:31 PM (JMmQ9)

382 What's so hard about the Monty Hall "problem"? Go to wikipedia and read the million-door problem. That switching gives you 2/3 success makes perfect sense after that.

Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2012 07:31 PM (FcR7P)

383 IIRC, Octomom isn't really into decadence - she'd rather go solo for her sexual escapades. That's fine and dandy, but that attitude isn't going to help her pron/stripping career.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 04, 2012 11:29 PM

And when do we start training for that...?

Posted by: The guy with the funny teeth from Armageodon at June 04, 2012 07:32 PM (ZUWaD)

384 I wonder what her stage name is.
Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:23 PM (F79HU)

The Grand Canyon.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2012 07:32 PM (nrW1y)

385 Be the JOAT so when the grid collapses and all these people are trying to ask Siri how to plant crops, you are already set.  Just don't advertise it until after the winter has winnowed them out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2012 07:32 PM (R6nK6)

386 I can't believe that no one here believes  that  SCoaMF is anything but a genius! We've all seen his grades!! Well, we've heard from  his supporters  that saw his grades, and they vouch for the fact that they are  the  tops. So this long  debunked BS that he is  just a dumb shit is  wholey without merit.

Posted by: Jimmah at June 04, 2012 07:32 PM (cWkOB)

387 373 I think IQ just isn't a very good measure of anything important in the real world. Posted by: Scobface at June 04, 2012 11:23 PM (IoNBC) Funny. You need to meat a true sociopath like George Soros. It is like speaking to Satan in the flesh. Posted by: Frey, God of fertility at June 04, 2012 11:28 PM (8ruiH Yes. I've no doubt but that Soros would score very well on anyone's "intelligence" test.

Posted by: Scobface at June 04, 2012 07:32 PM (IoNBC)

388 The Monty Hall problem is this: a planned event is slipped between random events and you're confused baut the rules.

Posted by: indigo child at June 04, 2012 07:32 PM (xXhWA)

389 Wait, I won't have Siri for the apocalypse? Dammit!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 07:34 PM (RZ8pf)

390 ok, I'm a bit slow on the up-take tonight. Anna, what do you mean by "JOAT"? thx

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 04, 2012 07:35 PM (JMmQ9)

391 Obama probably has an IQ in the low 120s, at best.  I believe this for several reasons: (1) I'm acquainted well enough with haughty PoliSci commies of his generation to recognize the type; (2) The one standard deviation of IQ Affirmative Action for entrance into HLS is as close to a universal law as one can get.

An average white student at HLS has an IQ in the high 130s.  Subtract 15 points and you have Obama, maximum.

Posted by: JB at June 04, 2012 07:35 PM (xVcWj)

392

In the real world, that just doesn't work.

Lots of lower-IQ people are wonderful, responsible people. Lots of higher-IQ people are absolute fucking bastards.

I think IQ just isn't a very good measure of anything important in the real world.

Posted by: Scobface at June 04, 2012 11:23 PM (IoNBC)

 

"Mr. Carrol.  Are you a bright man?"

 

"No I am not!"

 

Great commercial.  preview.tinyurl.com/c33ru9q

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2012 07:35 PM (GULKT)

393 Should I go visit the My Life dot com site to see if Brett K. has decided to stalk me?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2012 07:35 PM (R6nK6)

394 By the way nerds, Lego now has Lord of the Rings Lego sets.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 07:35 PM (RZ8pf)

395 JOAT = Jack Of All Trades

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2012 07:35 PM (R6nK6)

396 Elderly couple sits at breakfast table. Wife gazes longingly at her hubby as he reads his paper. "You know, honey....even after all these years you still make me hot," she says. He glances over the paper at her and says, "that's because your boobs are in your oatmeal."

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at June 04, 2012 07:36 PM (V492T)

397 So ACE earlier was tweeting no blogging on Friday... anyone know if that is going to happen?

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 07:36 PM (DGIjM)

398 at least Star Wars Uncharted looks good (be interesting in seeing the PC specs) even with a young Wayne Newton

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 07:38 PM (tw6Ar)

399 Friday is a one post day: letter to congresscritters.

Posted by: Cicerokid at June 04, 2012 07:38 PM (dUDkg)

400 By the way nerds, Lego now has Lord of the Rings Lego sets. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 11:35 PM and, as I am informed by The Boy™, LEGO has a new line of Monster Hunters (or some siht). We had a long discussion tonight as to why the Mummy in 'sposed to be scary

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 04, 2012 07:38 PM (JMmQ9)

401 401 So ACE earlier was tweeting no blogging on Friday... anyone know if that is going to happen?

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 11:36 PM (DGIjM)


It's Ace, and it's Friday, there was a pretty good chance that he wouldn't have been blogging already.

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 04, 2012 07:38 PM (1grxW)

402 Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 11:36 PM (DGIjM)

Yes, he posted about it today.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 07:39 PM (nEUpB)

403 I just wish that all this random trivia would stay stuck somewhere in my brain so I could kick ass when we played board games like Trivial Pursuit.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 11:31 PM (RZ8pf)

 

If I played it I probably would   I was the one that classmates wanted on the team when  there was  a trivia game of the material for review for a test.  And some of my buddies were very happy when I joined the academic team as a junior.

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2012 07:39 PM (GULKT)

404 "As it was explained to me once, IQ is a good measure of something, because it correlates well with a lot of other variables. It's just not a good measure of intelligence."

It's a good measure of "cognitive ability."  There's no general consensus as to what "intelligence" is, but certainly at higher levels it is a lot easier to correctly abstract general principles from observed data.  The lower down you go, the more concrete and rule bound a person tends to be, which can be disadvantageous for independent thought.

Posted by: JB at June 04, 2012 07:40 PM (xVcWj)

405 By the way nerds, Lego now has Lord of the Rings Lego sets.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 11:35 PM (RZ8pf)


the Minecraft set is pretty cool (friend bought one for his kid)

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 07:40 PM (tw6Ar)

406 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 11:29 PM (nEUpB) The real problem is selection bias. The true distribution is unknown because the police have to catch the killers.

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2012 07:40 PM (6KkLK)

407 Yes they have Monster hunters sets as well. The Mummy, Vampyre, Swamp Thing, and a scientist's monster. Not quite sure what that's about, looks to me like they have just re-purposed a bunch of old sets with the new theme.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 07:40 PM (RZ8pf)

408 thx, Anna

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 04, 2012 07:41 PM (JMmQ9)

409

Jimmy Carter was a nuclear engineer

 

kbdabear at June 04, 2012 10:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

 

Actually he was more like a nuclear technician - nothing at all like an engineering degree. That "nuclear engineer" stuff was a campaign lie.

 

http://tinyurl.com/75uujtm

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren. See me shrivel. at June 04, 2012 07:41 PM (8hBZi)

410

and, as I am informed by The Boy™, LEGO has a new line of Monster Hunters (or some siht). We had a long discussion tonight as to why the Mummy in 'sposed to be scary

 

Its like a zombie.  But headshots won't kill it.

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2012 07:41 PM (GULKT)

411 # 413 = me.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at June 04, 2012 07:42 PM (8hBZi)

412 375
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 11:26 PM (kaalw)

http://www.spotify.com/

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:28 PM (F79HU)


Unfortunately, you must login with the book that is face....and Cthulhu don't do that.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 07:42 PM (kaalw)

413

Friday is a one post day: letter to congresscritters.

 

What if it rains?

Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2012 07:43 PM (QVm9U)

414 I think it's clear there is a distinction to most of us between a high IQ individual and one who is wise or smart.    Too many HIGH IQ assholes cannot function well amongst us mouth-breathers and often suffer from ticks or mental issues like cognitive dispalitialationisms.   There.. fixed it for ya

Posted by: Yip in Texas at June 04, 2012 07:43 PM (Mrdk1)

415 @392: the thing is, that is like saying that if the car is behind curtain two, it follows tht the odds of it being behind curtains one and three are ZERO. Of course that's true... But the real question had to be, what are the odds of the contestant CHOOSING the correct curtain, given what HE - not Monty - knows. In the problem as given, all the contestant knows is that it's behind either curtain one or three - "50/50." Now if Monty has a track record of always offering a trick curtain - one he knows won't have the car- 9 out of ten times, say... after an initial wrong pick, AND the contestant knows this - then he should choose curtain number one, in this problem, with a probability of 90 percent (9 in 10) of being right. But if all things are equal... The odds are 1 in 2.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 07:43 PM (niZvt)

416 I still seek assurances... OK, I'm out. I need to be sleepin' by 11:00 PM Eastern....oh siht. tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 04, 2012 07:44 PM (JMmQ9)

417 414 and, as I am informed by The Boy™, LEGO has a new line of Monster Hunters (or some siht). We had a long discussion tonight as to why the Mummy in 'sposed to be scary

Its like a zombie. But headshots won't kill it. Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2012 11:41 PM

you mean.. like a democrat then

Posted by: Yip in Texas at June 04, 2012 07:44 PM (Mrdk1)

418

Holy crap, I didn't know Lego had a Minecraft set. You just freakin made my son's entire night, I had to call him at his Dad's to let him know. And extra bonus, his dumb mom found a $75 Lego gift card that he got from his Aunt and Uncle 2 Christmases ago that he'd never spent.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 07:45 PM (RZ8pf)

419 As it was explained to me once, IQ is a good measure of something, because it correlates well with a lot of other variables. It's just not a good measure of intelligence. Posted by: Alex at June 04, 2012 11:31 PM (tGh6R) IQ is a very precise measurement. What it is that IQ measures, nobody has the first fucking clue.

Posted by: Scobface at June 04, 2012 07:46 PM (IoNBC)

420

What if it rains?    

Then we collapse the umbrella long enough to wlak through the gate....

 

 

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 04, 2012 07:47 PM (ZUWaD)

421 No zombies are just like democrats.  http://tinyurl.com/5ta8nr

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2012 07:48 PM (GULKT)

422 I was going to correct it, but somehow wlak seems right...

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 04, 2012 07:48 PM (ZUWaD)

423 I keep hearing that IQ is fixed, and very precisely measured. Yet going thru school each time I took an IQ test my score got higher and higher. So I'm not convinced.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 07:48 PM (niZvt)

424 408 "As it was explained to me once, IQ is a good measure of something,
because it correlates well with a lot of other variables. It's just not a
good measure of intelligence."

It's a good measure of "cognitive ability." There's no general consensus as to what "intelligence" is, but certainly at higher levels it is a lot easier to correctly abstract general principles from observed data. The lower down you go, the more concrete and rule bound a person tends to be, which can be disadvantageous for independent thought.

Posted by: JB at June 04, 2012 11:40 PM (xVcWj)


IQ is a good measure of doing well on IQ tests. Nothing more.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 07:48 PM (kaalw)

425 But there are degrees of evil, and we see it every day in the real world. Our choice as humans with free will is whether to succumb to the allure of evil behavior, or control those impulses. Most of us are not perfect at controlling those impulses, but are pretty good.



****

I know/knew a man who is presently on death row. Tommy has an I.Q. of about 80 and hung out with the crappy crowd of druggies and drug dealers that my mother associated with when I was a teenager. They all treated him like an imbecile and he continued to hang out with them. Then, a couple of kids didn't pay their drug bill and were killed. Afterward, another woman, having nothing whatsoever to do with the the murder of the two kids, was also killed.

There were 5 people involved in the murders and only one, Tommy, got the death penalty. All the others served a few years and were released. Tommy was terrified of the others and would have done anything they told him to do yet each of them turned states evidence and blamed the murders on him.

What he did was evil, pure and simple, but what they did was more evil in my opinion.

Let's put it this way. Tommy was such an imbecile that after the murders, once he became a wanted man, he came to my house to ask my mother for help and she persuaded him that if he would go to the police, and tell them that she had convinced him to tun himself in, she would collect the reward money and get a lawyer for him.

He did, and she didn't.

Someday I'll tell you the whole shitty saga.

BTW, Tommy is still on death row and attorneys have been fighting his sentence for 30 years due to his mental capacity.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 07:49 PM (piMMO)

426 get your kids Lego Mindstorms

Posted by: indigo child at June 04, 2012 07:49 PM (xXhWA)

427

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 11:45 PM (RZ8pf)


yeah, it's really cool. Only real downside is it's a bit skimpy on stuff as they almost make you buy 2 sets.



man, now I'm really curious on how much it cost LucasArts to make a 3d model of a young Wayne Newton

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 07:49 PM (tw6Ar)

428 Jimmy Carter was a nuclear engineer


****

Is that anything like a sanitation engineer?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 07:50 PM (piMMO)

429 Posted by: eman at June 04, 2012 11:40 PM (6KkLK)

That's my point. For all we know the best serial killers are 13-year-old girls. They kill between their first and 20 menses, and then stop.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 07:50 PM (nEUpB)

430 I like fried Taters...

Posted by: Tommy at June 04, 2012 07:51 PM (ZUWaD)

431 432 Jimmy Carter was a nuclear engineer **** Is that anything like a sanitation engineer? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 11:50 PM (piMMO) He left behind a pile of shit. So, Yes.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 07:51 PM (niZvt)

432 Now if Monty has a track record of always offering a trick curtain - one he knows won't have the car.....

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 11:43 PM


You have seen to the center of the problem,  Monty DOES know.  That is the key.  He shows you the loser.  (with two left over, there is always a loser)  Your initial choice is ALWAYS 1/3.  The opposite, 2/3 is always better.

Posted by: 40-year old loser (in other words, me for real) at June 04, 2012 07:52 PM (RzLbD)

433 I like fried Taters...

Posted by: Tommy at June 04, 2012 11:51 PM (ZUWaD)


can I call you Candy Cane?

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 07:53 PM (tw6Ar)

434 433 Posted by: eman at June 04, 2012 11:40 PM (6KkLK) That's my point. For all we know the best serial killers are 13-year-old girls. They kill between their first and 20 menses, and then stop. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 11:50 PM (nEUpB) They enter killerpause?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 07:53 PM (niZvt)

435 I debated buying 2 sets, but in the end just bought one. It was kind of skimpy for the price that's for sure. But, the price of Lego sets has gone up yet again. It's a bit shocking how much they cost now.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 07:55 PM (RZ8pf)

436 That's my point. For all we know the best serial killers are 13-year-old girls. They kill between their first and 20 menses, and then stop. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 11:50 PM (nEUpB) What is more likely, the police failed to catch a large population of dumb serial killers or a large population of super smart serial killers? The 130 IQ figure is meaningless except that is the average IQ if caught serial killers.

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2012 07:55 PM (6KkLK)

437 Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 11:48 PM (niZvt)

Is your real name Charlie Gordon?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 07:55 PM (nEUpB)

438 That's my point. For all we know the best serial killers are 13-year-old girls. They kill between their first and 20 menses, and then stop.


*****

Anyone who has lived with a 14 year old girl knows that they are capable of pure evil.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 07:55 PM (piMMO)

439 Elizabeth "the middle class is getting squeezed" was a foreclosure shark? Buying homes at auction and selling them for double.  What a shocking surprise.

Posted by: Jimmah at June 04, 2012 07:56 PM (cWkOB)

440 Damnit, midnight! Gotta sleep, for real! Goodnight, sleep tight... Don't let Octomom's crabs bite...

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 07:56 PM (niZvt)

441 436 Now if Monty has a track record of always offering a trick curtain - one he knows won't have the car.....

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 04, 2012 11:43 PM


You have seen to the center of the problem, Monty DOES know. That is the key. He shows you the loser. (with two left over, there is always a loser) Your initial choice is ALWAYS 1/3. The opposite, 2/3 is always better.

Posted by: 40-year old loser (in other words, me for real) at June 04, 2012 11:52 PM (RzLbD)



Going back to the Monty with the goatee -- if Monty always gives you the option only when he knows you have the car, then you should never switch. If he always displays a goat and gives the option, you should always switch. If he sometimes displays a goat whether or not you've chosen the car, and sometimes attacks you with a bat'leth during the show, you should probably avoid being a contestant.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 07:58 PM (kaalw)

442 Posted by: eman at June 04, 2012 11:55 PM (6KkLK)

But you are assuming that standard intelligence is linked to success as a serial killer, and I don't accept that premise. I mentioned earlier that it could be some weird skill like Rainman's counting ability.

Who knows?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 07:58 PM (nEUpB)

443   408 "As it was explained to me once, IQ is a good measure of something,
because it correlates well with a lot of other variables. It's just not a
good measure of intelligence."

It's a good measure of "cognitive ability." There's no general consensus as to what "intelligence" is, but certainly at higher levels it is a lot easier to correctly abstract general principles from observed data. The lower down you go, the more concrete and rule bound a person tends to be, which can be disadvantageous for independent thought.

Posted by: JB at June 04, 2012 11:40 PM (xVcWj) [br[

 

IQ tests show your ability to learn and integrate new information, and then use it on the fly.  In the case of the SCOAMF/T, it's not that useful a measure, in my opinion.  The willingness to learn is not measured, and no account is taken for the ideological marriage to certain ideas.  The smartest man in the world, if he is ideologically and intelectually uninterested or inflexible, is no smarter than his fellow travelers.  If you have a 400 hp brain, but make your mind a car that limits itself to 65mph and can only turn left or right, all that excess brainpower dies on the vine.  You have blinded yourself to outcomes oustside of your expectations, based on a belief sysstem that has failed consistently for over a century.   If one is able to completely disregard the 20th century, the 100 million dead as a result of collectivist policies, and the suffering of the survivors that was a result, yet still come back to the same old and tired ideologies, I think that demonstrates a refusal to learn, which negates any natural intelligence advantages a man or woman might have in their favor.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 04, 2012 07:59 PM (kRURw)

444 Totally unmentioned in this discussion of Obama's academic performance at HLS is the previous admission by Prof. Laurence Tribe that he himself specifically excused Obama from performing much of the normal HLS courseload.

Grades and class standing cease to be an objective measure of merit when you have senior faculty members mashing a big fat thumb down on the pan of the scales.


Posted by: torquewrench at June 04, 2012 07:59 PM (g2X0m)

445 But you are assuming that standard intelligence is linked to success as a serial killer, and I don't accept that premise. I mentioned earlier that it could be some weird skill like Rainman's counting ability.

Who knows?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 11:58 PM (nEUpB)

 

Definitely going in the pit.  Definitely Definitely.  Gonna wear her skin.  Definitely.

Posted by: Buffalo Rainman at June 04, 2012 08:00 PM (GULKT)

446 OK, if Barak graduated "magna" from Harvard Law, that ought to have been published when he graduated.

Where's the list??

(we just a grad list the other night that had him at Columbia, where it looked like he didn't graduate with any distinction.  It's quite possible he didn't hit his stride until he went to HLS.)

But where's the evidence??

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at June 04, 2012 08:01 PM (YZFki)

447

Speaking of young killers, two boys were arrested in Tacoma and will be charged as adults for murder, they are 16 and 14. They killed another kid--in their own house--after that kid came by I guess to sell them marijuana. Their mother came home while they were cleaning up the mess and they told her that the mess was chili. She went upstairs, found the body in the tub, went to the police station to report it (one does wonder why she didn't just call 911) and when she returned home the boys had put it in the recyling bin and wheeled it behind the house (totally would've been busted in the end anyway, everyone knows that bodies go in the compost bin, not the recycling bin). The police asked the boys where the body was and they told the police where to find it.

 

 

Sadly, I assume that given the poor track record of our court system here they'll be back out on the streets making chili again in no time.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 08:01 PM (RZ8pf)

448 so Sony is actually going to bring out the triple dildo

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 08:01 PM (tw6Ar)

449 Posted by: Buffalo Rainman at June 05, 2012 12:00 AM (GULKT)

Okay, that shit was funny.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 08:01 PM (nEUpB)

450
Anyone who has lived with a 14 year old girl knows that they are capable of pure evil.


This is why every father knows that teenage girls should all be placed in convents from 13 to 25.

Posted by: Alex at June 04, 2012 08:01 PM (tGh6R)

451 Interesting that Ed Gein had a quite high tested IQ, but was a raving nutter as well. I recall reading the profiler's interview recollections and they actually got on well. Removed from his trigger (mom), Ed didn't seem to be the kind of person you would associate with the behavior he displayed. I have not seen case studies, but I suspect the psych team had a field day, digging in his head.

Posted by: 19K - B5D, having shat, is off the pot at June 04, 2012 08:02 PM (4qU0l)

452 ...And with that, I'm done.  Goodnight, Morons.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 04, 2012 08:02 PM (kRURw)

453 99 What the hell is the world coming to that a nice old lady hanging laundry to dry gets shot in the back.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 10:15 PM (RZ8pf)

I know. Crazy.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 10:19 PM (DGIjM)


My mom told me a story about how my grandfather was out in the Minnesota woods hunting, and was walking back to his vehicle at the end of the day when he felt like his shirt was wet.  He looked down and saw quite a bit of blood coming from his chest.  He apparently had been hit with a stray .22 bullet, and not only didn't hear it but didn't feel it when it hit.  It lodged 2cm from his heart. 

A kid I went to high school with lost his father during hunting season, when a stray bullet hit him in the head...while he was in his car driving on the highway at 60mph.

Posted by: model_1066 at June 04, 2012 08:02 PM (PWwbk)

454 @425  Heh hee.. I know.  I actually found and bought that (DVD) movie because of that line.  It's a good old scary Bob Hope movie too.  Highly recommend!

Posted by: Yip in Texas at June 04, 2012 08:03 PM (Mrdk1)

455 I am surely biased by arithmetic and whatnot, but I prefer Monty without a bat'leth.

Posted by: 40-year old loser (in other words, me for real) at June 04, 2012 08:04 PM (RzLbD)

456 My mom told me a story about how my grandfather was out in the Minnesota woods hunting, and was walking back to his vehicle at the end of the day when he felt like his shirt was wet. He looked down and saw quite a bit of blood coming from his chest. He apparently had been hit with a stray .22 bullet, and not only didn't hear it but didn't feel it when it hit. It lodged 2cm from his heart. A kid I went to high school with lost his father during hunting season, when a stray bullet hit him in the head...while he was in his car driving on the highway at 60mph. Posted by: model_1066 at June 05, 2012 12:02 AM (PWwbk) OMG.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 08:05 PM (DGIjM)

457 Liberals gave BHO a Nobel Peace prize for absolutely no reason. Why is it had to believe they would also have given him good grades he hadn't earned? Law school exams are graded anonymously; that isn't the same thing as there not being an oppurtunity to adjust the grades. The One is not a smart man.

Posted by: Vermin at June 04, 2012 08:05 PM (dAIU+)

458 Monty Hall has a contestant who may win "A NEW CAR!!!"
behind one of three doors. The contestant picks door number 1. Monty
then reveals a goat behind door number 2. He then gives the contestant a
chance to change his mind and pick door number 3. What is the chance
that the car is behind door number 3?
---
The seductive answer would be 1 in 2, because there are two doors left, right?

Not so fast... you have to be clear on the nature of the game. 

As mentioned earlier, I also figured the real chance on the TV show was related to whether or not they felt like giving away a car, or a lifetime supply of slightly brown bananas, and that the prize draw was essentially manipulated.

But let's talk about a fair version of the game where there *is* a car, and it stays behind the door it was behind when you picked door 1.  Given otherwise even odds, the chance of the car being behind door 1 is 1 in 3, and nothing will change those odds.  If you picked door 1 a hundred times, about 33 times you'd get a shiny new Yugo, regardless of any goats or pink thong underwear or anything else that may be shown to you behind another door. 

Now, it would make for bad TV to open the door *with* the car to show you that you basically just lost, so in this scenario we can assume the host selects one of the not-car doors you didn't pick to reveal.  In this case it was door 2, but lets assume that if the car was behind door 2, he would show you door 3 instead.  The question that helps us drive away that wonderful piece of socialist manufacturing mediocrity is now how likely are you to find a car behind that door you didn't pick and haven't seen. 

There are two approaches to that question that point to the same answer- one is simply in a situation where you know the probability of one of two choices, you can interpret the remaining choice to be the remaining probability.  The other is that you can interpret door 3 as the sum of the probability of either door 2 or door 3 being the car door, with door 2 ruled out now thanks to the giant trail of goat crap leading away from our example- the goat wandering off in the time it takes to explain this.  

In either case, that probability is 2 in 3. 

Posted by: John Galt's Bile Duct at June 04, 2012 08:05 PM (+/VIS)

459 The lotion goes in the basket.  In the basket. Definitely goes in the fucking basket.

Posted by: Buffalo Rainman at June 04, 2012 08:05 PM (GULKT)

460 But you are assuming that standard intelligence is linked to success as a serial killer, and I don't accept that premise. I mentioned earlier that it could be some weird skill like Rainman's counting ability. Who knows? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 11:58 PM (nEUpB) I am not saying any such thing. I am saying the IQ figure of 130 applies to only caught serial killers and does not necessarily apply to the true population of serial killers, and that the true population more likely has a higher average IQ than 130.

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2012 08:06 PM (6KkLK)

461 Pol Pot was educated at the Sorbonne. Pretty smart, eh?

Posted by: sexypig at June 04, 2012 08:07 PM (wWV5q)

462 I'm thinking the SCOAMF got his degrees just like he got his peace prize....  sorry... I know... I'm a racist.

Posted by: Yip in Texas at June 04, 2012 08:08 PM (Mrdk1)

463 Good night all! Dont forget to say a prayer for Scott Walker and Wisconsin tonight. Jimmah... next time you are in Montpelier.. give it a waive from me.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 04, 2012 08:09 PM (DGIjM)

464 EVERYONE around Obama has benefited from pushing him always upward, forward, more power..  it's a story from antiquity I'm tellin' ya..   old as the ages...

Posted by: Yip in Texas at June 04, 2012 08:10 PM (Mrdk1)

465 I'm out too.  Take care everyone.

Posted by: Yip in Texas at June 04, 2012 08:11 PM (Mrdk1)

466 464, good call, eman. There are a lot of freaky smart folk out there, doing their crimes. They rationalize, 'I'm taking out the trash'. Then there are the fulfillment types. They are 'getting the good stuff'. Drives differ, end result, not so much.

Posted by: 19K - B5D, having shat, is off the pot at June 04, 2012 08:11 PM (4qU0l)

467 I ask my lefty friends why they think intelligence automatically translates into quality leadership.  Blank stares.

Posted by: model_1066 at June 04, 2012 08:11 PM (PWwbk)

468 The lotion goes in the basket. In the basket. Definitely goes in the fucking basket.

Posted by: Buffalo Rainman at June 05, 2012 12:05 AM (GULKT)


****


In all these years, I don't think I've ever typed the words "thread winner", until now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 08:12 PM (piMMO)

469 Teen-aged girls would make lousy serial killers. They couldn't rack up more than one or two victims without blabbing about it to their friends, who would also blab about it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 04, 2012 08:12 PM (C8mVl)

470 439 I debated buying 2 sets, but in the end just bought one. It was kind of skimpy for the price that's for sure. But, the price of Lego sets has gone up yet again. It's a bit shocking how much they cost now.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 11:55 PM (RZ8pf)


It's the Lego speculators, and I need another term to go after them.

Posted by: Preznit Baracka at June 04, 2012 08:13 PM (1grxW)

471 159.  Jimmy Carter was a nuclear engineer, certainly requires a much higher IQ than a communications major

>>>>>>>>>>>>

No, he was NOT..  He took one course in nuclear power.

That said, he graduated a respectable 59th of 820 in his Naval Academy class, with no specific major.  USNA grads are obviously highly intelligent, though not necessarily effective in all endeavors.

Just look at John McCain.

And...majoring in Communications does not necessarily mean that a person has a lower IQ than an engineer. 

You , Mr. Smartie, could benefit from a Critical Thinking 101 course.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at June 04, 2012 08:13 PM (YZFki)

472

I'm off to dream land as well, thanks to the Dude for the Lego heads up which helped me maintain my cool mom status.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2012 08:14 PM (RZ8pf)

473 Posted by: eman at June 05, 2012 12:06 AM (6KkLK)

I meant "standard" as in: standard measure.

And you did say that -- "the true population more likely has a higher average IQ than 130." I just disagree with this statement. There isn't enough data to demonstrate it.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 08:14 PM (nEUpB)

474 He may be smart. If so, he's so smart he's ignorant. No one could imagine teh internets and dreams from my real father. Choom! Keynesianism WORKS. Unionism creates wealth. Alinskyites can actually displace TRUTH with tactics in the long run. Oh so curious and curiouser that all his, er, talent, did not produce http://tinyurl.com/2qcja3 nor, most effin' obviously http://tinyurl.com/7mjblak. And then he married our First Wookie as a beard. No one believes that shit.

Posted by: Thorvald at June 04, 2012 08:15 PM (OhenJ)

475 Debbie Schlussel is going insane on Twitter.

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2012 08:15 PM (Xb3hu)

476 And...majoring in Communications does not necessarily mean that a person has a lower IQ than an engineer.


****

One of the brightest and hardest working people I've ever worked with is a communications major. She is now a manager of communications for a multi-billion dollar company.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 08:16 PM (piMMO)

477 Hmm, should I order the hutton saber or not?  $135.

Posted by: Alex at June 04, 2012 08:17 PM (tGh6R)

478 472 The lotion goes in the basket. In the basket. Definitely goes in the fucking basket.

Posted by: Buffalo Rainman at June 05, 2012 12:05 AM (GULKT)

****
In all these years, I don't think I've ever typed the words "thread winner", until now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 05, 2012 12:12 AM (piMMO)

 

Nothing more satisfying than getting laughs by successfully combining two movies I've probably seen less than an hour of combined.

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2012 08:18 PM (GULKT)

479 Debbie Schlussel is going insane on Twitter.

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2012 12:15 AM (Xb3hu)


so she is being an even bigger crank than usual?

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 08:19 PM (tw6Ar)

480 He may be smart. If so, he's so smart he's ignorant. [i/]

The Dog-Eating Retard is not anything near "smart".  He's a fucking retard.  Who thinks the dean of the law school that hired the idiot is going to say, "Yeah ... we hire retards - especially if they're black."?

This is all too funny.  The Indonesian's IQ hovers around 84.  He would have been purely lucky to have broken 920 on his SATs.  He's a stone cold idiot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 04, 2012 08:19 PM (X3lox)

481 "For all we know the best serial killers are 13-year-old girls. They kill between their first and 20 menses, and then stop."

Yeah... I mean 13-year-olds have the body strength, the cunning, the access and ability to use deadly weapons, the ability to conceal their tracks....

So "for all we know", we don't know what we know based on the evidence, the modus operandi, and all that other stuff.

Yeah.

 That's it....that's it.

The police should put out BOLO on their cold cases...

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at June 04, 2012 08:20 PM (YZFki)

482 So for the first time ever we have on thw record statements about Obama's qualifications which now can be checked and verified.

That counts as journalism in my world.
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 04, 2012 11:27 PM

There's just one question they can't get around;

Would Preznit Endzone Dance keep his school transcripts sealed if he was such a stellar student?


Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2012 08:21 PM (Y+DPZ)

483 And...majoring in Communications does not necessarily mean that a person has a lower IQ than an engineer
Screw you and Uhuru too!

Posted by: lieutenant-commander scott at June 04, 2012 08:21 PM (nrW1y)

484 Posted by: Jim Sonweed at June 05, 2012 12:20 AM (YZFki)

You do realize that I am making an absurd point to demonstrate our lack of any real data?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 04, 2012 08:22 PM (nEUpB)

485 482, you win the innernetz. A case of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat is your prize.

Posted by: 19K - B5D, having shat, is off the pot at June 04, 2012 08:22 PM (4qU0l)

486 479 Debbie Schlussel is going insane on Twitter. Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2012 12:15 AM

Tits-On-A-Chair is so batshit she makes Pamela Geller sound understated

Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2012 08:23 PM (Y+DPZ)

487 And, interestingly, Harvard Lawn School had just changed their grading rules before the Indonesian Imbecile got there - to make them more subjective and allow for their pets to look better.  The same way they had just changed the requirements to become editor of the Lawn Review.  They also stopped issuing class rank.  Super-secret stuff, it became.

Harvard Lawn School is a destructive joke of a shitty institution.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 04, 2012 08:24 PM (X3lox)

488 Also, it is spoken in the main economic powers in most of the continents. Britain in Europe, the US and Canada in N. America, South Africa in Africa, Hong Kong, India and Singapore in Asia, and Australia.

Posted by: MrCaniac at June 04, 2012 10:44 PM (1grxW)


***************************


Gee, look.  Those are all countries with reasonably functioning governments (well, HK used to have).  Almost like there was some benefit to having English-speaking white guys or Engrish-speaking Asians in charge, along with an underlying framework of English-speaking English common law.  In English. (No "press 1" shit.)


Racist bastards.  How DARE they travel the world, leaving functional governments in their wake.  (And before you flame me, I understand they were neither perfect nor 100% successful.  But the proles gotta *make* it work.)



Posted by: Boomer Redneque at June 04, 2012 08:24 PM (eQnzo)

489 481, don't they have the Cavalry, Model of XXXX, available? All the finer Armored officers sported them. Heh.

Posted by: 19K - B5D, having shat, is off the pot at June 04, 2012 08:24 PM (4qU0l)

490 489 482, you win the innernetz. A case of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat is your prize.

Posted by: 19K - B5D, having shat, is off the pot at June 05, 2012 12:22 AM (4qU0l

 

Don't I get to pick one of three doors first?

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2012 08:25 PM (GULKT)

491 Harvard Lawn School is a destructive joke of a shitty institution.
Is that why they're a bunch of grassholes?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2012 08:26 PM (nrW1y)

492 388 I wonder what her stage name is. Clown Carr

Posted by: ChampionCapua at June 04, 2012 08:26 PM (KZi9D)

493 473 Teen-aged girls would make lousy serial killers.

Twelve hours later, she would still be killing that bitch from study hall and asking everyone "Doesn't she deserve this?  I mean, really. Look at those shoes."

Posted by: irright at June 04, 2012 08:27 PM (RzLbD)

494 Is that why they're a bunch of grassholes?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2012 12:26 AM (nrW1y)



I like the way your mind works.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 04, 2012 08:27 PM (X3lox)

495 Tits-On-A-Chair is so batshit she makes Pamela Geller sound understated

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2012 12:23 AM (Y+DPZ)


heh

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 08:27 PM (tw6Ar)

496 494, you wanna do the math/Wiki thing again? It's Rice-A-Roni, or one of those spherical 8-track tape players. #caring

Posted by: 19K - B5D, having shat, is off the pot at June 04, 2012 08:28 PM (4qU0l)

497 "The idea that Obama had lousy grades is demonstrably untrue. He graduated magna from Harvard Law, which means that he was at least in the top 15 or 20 percent of his class at HLS." Assuming, of course, his professors weren't pressured to give the AA student a break. But beyond that I believe Hahvahd changed the cutoff for magna cum laude after Obama graduated. It used to be something like top 40% (though I forget the exact number).

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 04, 2012 08:28 PM (1+XRG)

498 Echh, so Game of Thrones was 10 episodes and done again?

I might be pissed if I actually paid any money to watch it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 04, 2012 08:29 PM (3ZJiy)

499 493

Cold Steel actually makes an Army officers saber that is functional, not just a stainless steel wall hanger.

This, however, is neither, it's a reproduction of the saber designed by Alfred Hutton for use as a training sword.  I've taken a couple of classes in military saber and would like to get one for practice at home.  Since I'm currently hunting for work, I don't know if I can afford it right now.

Posted by: Alex at June 04, 2012 08:29 PM (tGh6R)

500 Actually, magna cum laude was not a very special designation when Obama went to Harvard Law.

http://tinyurl.com/3n3dvs5

Posted by: Oschisms at June 04, 2012 08:30 PM (pfVS8)

501 Just found this over at the Washington Times. It's the story of a vet in D.C. that met with the business end of a SWAT team after a helpline called the police and claimed he was suicidal.

http://bit.ly/KBS6F0

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 08:30 PM (piMMO)

502 Yo everbody.  Looking forward to the WI results in less than 24 hrs...

Posted by: zeera at June 04, 2012 08:30 PM (XtxRN)

503

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 05, 2012 12:29 AM (3ZJiy)


13 episodes, too expensive to film any more and they are moving too fast for Martin

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 08:31 PM (tw6Ar)

504 I am not saying any such thing. I am saying the IQ figure of 130 applies to only caught serial killers and does not necessarily apply to the true population of serial killers, and that the true population more likely has a higher average IQ than 130. Posted by: eman

Utter bullshit the likes of which are found readily on Coast to Coast AM and nowhere else.

Care to cite?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 04, 2012 08:32 PM (famk3)

505 It does seem kind of reasonable to assume the ones that don't get caught are a bit smarter.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 04, 2012 08:33 PM (1+XRG)

506 506 The libs are already crying. It's so much fun!

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 04, 2012 08:33 PM (nUY/O)

507 "And...majoring in Communications does not necessarily mean that a person has a lower IQ than an engineer."

Obviously not.  There are geniuses even in sociology.

The average communications major vs. the average engineering major is a different story.

Posted by: JB at June 04, 2012 08:33 PM (xVcWj)

508 503, I am inclined to lean towards getting it. Motivation, ya know? I don't do edged, rather call the iron on target from as far out as possible. It's stylish, can say that.

Posted by: 19K - B5D, having shat, is off the pot at June 04, 2012 08:34 PM (4qU0l)

509 To sum this up - the fact that Obama has so diligently hid his standardized test scores, and his higher ed transcripts demonstrates that the burden of proof for his vaunted "intelligence" lies solely with his mental midget fan club.

Posted by: JB at June 04, 2012 08:35 PM (xVcWj)

510 Actually, magna cum laude was not a very special designation when Obama went to Harvard Law.

http://tinyurl.com/3n3dvs5

Posted by: Oschisms at June 05, 2012 12:30 AM (pfVS



In addition, it was historically pathetic for a president of the Lawn Review, which used to be the highest GPA and thus nothing less than summa.  But, then again, the Dog-Eating Retard was the Precedent of the Lawn Review ... as usual. 


The Indonesian Imbecile specializes in being First and Worst.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 04, 2012 08:36 PM (X3lox)

511 Sony fanboys still holding out hope for Vita....lol

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 08:36 PM (tw6Ar)

512 reading way too much into this yall. yeah hes smart. but he is also wrong. on everything. you can be both.

Posted by: whiskey tango at June 04, 2012 08:37 PM (JvP2I)

513 509, they do tend to get caught, tho. Even that Russian. A selective serial is a scary proposition. Organized personality type. Secures the scenes, only pops when they are damn good and ready. They can go for years and years. Mr. 80 IQ did the work far away from a workable scene.

Posted by: 19K - B5D, having shat, is off the pot at June 04, 2012 08:37 PM (4qU0l)

514 472 The lotion goes in the basket. In the basket. Definitely goes in the fucking basket.

Posted by: Buffalo Rainman at June 05, 2012 12:05 AM


Buffalo Rainman,  PLEASE tell us you've seen Wapner today.

Posted by: irright at June 04, 2012 08:37 PM (RzLbD)

515 reading way too much into this yall. yeah hes smart. but he is also wrong. on everything. you can be both.

Posted by: whiskey tango at June 05, 2012 12:37 AM (JvP2I)



You can be both, but the Indonesian Imbecile is clearly not.  He's an idiot.  I wouldn't let him help a 6th grader with his homework.  I doubt you would, either. 

He's a blithering idiot who has the mathematical sophistication of a slow 8th grader.  Seriously.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 04, 2012 08:39 PM (X3lox)

516 512

Iron on target from a distance is a very good thing.  This is for fun.  Also, I think the Army would be a lot better if officers were allowed to duel to settle their differences.  At the very least allow us to go at it with singlesticks!

Posted by: Alex at June 04, 2012 08:40 PM (tGh6R)

517 even with showing new hardware, still can't help but think Nintendo is going to suck as much ass that MS and Sony did today

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 08:40 PM (tw6Ar)

518 If anyone reads that WT story I linked above, take the time to read part 1 as well because it explains how he came to find himself in that position.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 08:41 PM (piMMO)

519 Now cereal killers, what leave the Cap'n Crunch in the milk, or do the same to Corn Pops. Fry em.

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 04, 2012 08:42 PM (4qU0l)

520 The libs are having a major freakout. Read this conversation on Kos: It's not Reagan '84; it's, not 1996; and it's not 2000, or 2004. It's 1980, but without an Ayatollah Khomeini...yet. And, I had a front row seat to that one. Bigtime. The similarities are downright striking. And, you know what? We could have won that one, too (especially without Iran holding us hostage in the press, every f*cking night on Koppel). This time around, there's going to be plenty of "deficit drama." And, all it's going to take is Standard & Poor's, or Moody's, or Fitch, to do another, highly-publicized ratings downgrade in September (maybe just one little notch; and it might only be one of the three credit ratings agencies, too). And, that will be "the story" (the MSM narrative), heading into Election Day. Someone else responds: Sounds like that could very well be the case with the only caveat I'd offer that Obama hasn't faced a primary. Had he, yeah...it would be Carter all over again. But I agree with you 100% on the debt rating. We will probably have an uptick in unemployment as well on November 2nd, but by that time the cake will be baked. If Mitt Romney isn't made unacceptable, we will probably get beat. Bad. Fucking awesome.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 04, 2012 08:44 PM (nUY/O)

521 520, E-man here, but we had some 'constructive' days during PT and drills. If I had asked my Sergeant, 'got zanshin?' during table drills, I might have been left on the deck. That's a hard place to sleep.

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 04, 2012 08:46 PM (4qU0l)

522 People who are smart and wrong can give a more sophisticated argument for punitive taxation than "because...it's...like...fairness and stuff."

Not him.

People are smart would have known by spring of 2009 that that course of action was a political boomerang assuring a one-term presidency (I did, and I'm no genius.)

Not him.

Obama isn't that smart (by Presidential standards), and on top of that he is ignorant and incurious.  His bitter clinging to Marxism is merely an inevitable symptom of those two characteristics - he is Nietzsche's archetypal Tarantula.

Posted by: JB at June 04, 2012 08:46 PM (xVcWj)

523 cereal killers

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 05, 2012 12:42 AM (4qU0l)


just makes me wish the book would finally come out

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 08:48 PM (tw6Ar)

524 524, keep bringing the heat, man.

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 04, 2012 08:49 PM (4qU0l)

525 Magna cum Laude was scored differently in Harvard when he was there, you didn't have to be such a high grade level. Plus, affirmative action. And finally you can be an idiot and get good grades, so none of that really indicates smarts or lack.
I'm reading reviews of Prometheus by regular viewers and they are cheesed off. Its lame, irrational, contrived, derivitive, and poorly scripted. Its like a knockoff of Alien by someone who sort of remembered the movie, with really great visuals, according to these reviews.
Just a heads up.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2012 08:50 PM (r4wIV)

526 On the intelligence thing, the societal problem is less about who is good at coming up with new ideas than it is about which of those ideas people have become emotionally invested in, to the point that they react emotionally rather than rationally when their ideas are threatened. It's not how intelligent you are that matters most of the time, it's what you already believe in, and to what extent your ingrained belief systems conflict with each another. Moron power!

Posted by: Piercello at June 04, 2012 08:50 PM (L4NUg)

527 527, Crypto had a pretty good explanation of how to eat CC. They have to be made to fight it out amongst themselves, in your mouth. Killing it with milk is just, wrong.

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 04, 2012 08:50 PM (4qU0l)

528 511
The average communications major vs. the average engineering major is a different story.

---------------

Maybe so -- which is why the over-generalization was challenged.  But Carter wasn't even an average engineering major -- he was a superior engineering major.

Why Communications majors were ever injected to this is something kdkabear has to  reply to. He said:

"Jimmy Carter was a nuclear engineer*, certainly* requires a much higher IQ* than a communications "

  *  not a nuclear engineer

*  "certainly" not

* the notion that "IQ" measures intelligence or aptitude equally in all fields has been debunked a long time ago.

QED


Posted by: Jim Sonweed at June 04, 2012 08:51 PM (YZFki)

529 I'm reading reviews of Prometheus by regular viewers and they are cheesed off. Its lame, irrational, contrived, derivitive, and poorly scripted. Its like a knockoff of Alien by someone who sort of remembered the movie, with really great visuals, according to these reviews.

Just a heads up.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 05, 2012 12:50 AM (r4wIV)


even with the prospect that I might be out of a job in a few weeks, can't wait to see it with everyone in the office on Friday

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 08:52 PM (tw6Ar)

530 Unfortunately, you must login with the book that is face....and Cthulhu don't do that. Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 11:42 PM (kaalw) You don't have to. You do have to register and log in, but not necessarily through Facebook. At least I don't. If they made this change it was well after I signed up. Download it and dick around with it for a while and see what happens. Alternaitvely, register at Facebook As Cthulhu Old-One. Hell, I say do that anyway.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 08:53 PM (4ixH5)

531 And good evening again.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 08:54 PM (4ixH5)

532 The Examiner.com is reporting about the Ali Akbar situation:

http://exm.nr/M8vgm9


And her is Ali's Twitter feed:

https://twitter.com/#!/ali

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 08:54 PM (piMMO)

533 If Mitt Romney isn't made unacceptable, we will probably get beat. Bad.

Fucking awesome.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 05, 2012 12:44 AM (nUY/O)



Let's not get cocky. We are still in the shadow of an existential danger. That said, we have something today that makes things infinitely better than they were in the late 70's.....we've seen things break for the worse, but we've also seen them break for the good. If Ronaldus Maximus had never been, we might be trapped in a hopeless dystopian nightmare where the only question was how fast we were sliding into totalitarianism -- the direction seemed fixed since FDR. We now know that we can summon the will and the spirit and reverse that downward slide....if only for a time.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 08:54 PM (kaalw)

534 he is Nietzsche's archetypal Tarantula.

Posted by: JB at June 05, 2012 12:46 AM (xVcWj)



Yep, or as he prefers to imagine himself, The Avenging Angel of the Third World.



Personally, I rank him as a common slug - pissed as hell, but just a slug, nonetheless.  A little salt and he'd be all gone.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 04, 2012 08:54 PM (X3lox)

535 now if only Romney wasn't a piece of shit candidate

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 08:55 PM (tw6Ar)

536 Now cereal killers, what leave the Cap'n Crunch in the milk, or do the same to Corn Pops. Fry em.
They should all Snap, Crackle and Pop.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2012 08:56 PM (nrW1y)

537 now if only Romney wasn't a piece of shit candidate

Posted by: The Dude at June 05, 2012 12:55 AM (tw6Ar)



Oh, what a world it would be!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 04, 2012 08:57 PM (X3lox)

538 Let's not get cocky. --- Too late. I'm 100% certain we will beat Obama in November. The guy is fucking toast.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 04, 2012 08:58 PM (nUY/O)

539 From the DC Vet busted by SWAT for fake call story: “Then the cop said to me, ‘I don’t have time to play this constitutional bullshit with you. You know, I must be getting grumpy in my dotage, because I'd send that sack of shit to North Korea, too. He could go on the same plane as Bloomberg.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 04, 2012 08:59 PM (bxiXv)

540 And...majoring in Communications does not necessarily mean that a person has a lower IQ than an engineer.

True.  But tell you what, I'll take the bet on engineer as house odds every time and you take the other side every time.  Deal?

Posted by: jc at June 04, 2012 08:59 PM (ufJKx)

541 I don't understand why Aliens is so well regarded. It's very corny. Not to mention the fact that contemporary Marines are delivered via the US Navy. In this movie there are what? twelve of them? And their ship is automated. I guess if the movie made any kind of tactical sense it would have lasted about twenty minutes.

Posted by: Ken J at June 04, 2012 09:00 PM (u8k4G)

542 now if only Romney wasn't a piece of shit candidate ---- Too bad. He's got major issues but, unlike dems, we know what they are. Romney is no conservative savior and our hopes aren't as high as the Left's were in 2008. I'd rather see a shit sandwich for what it is, so I can steele myself before that first bite.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 04, 2012 09:02 PM (nUY/O)

543 What the hell is a major in "Communications" anyway?  Seriously.  WTF?  How to use a phone?

That's not a major.  I mean, let's be honest.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 04, 2012 09:02 PM (X3lox)

544 Much of the foregoing discussion is obviated if L'il Barry is white, not Indonesian. "In 1918, there was considerable controversy in Arizona when an Indian farmer B. K. Singh married the sixteen year-old daughter of one of his white tenants.[27] During and after slavery, most American whites regarded interracial marriage between whites and blacks as taboo. However, during slavery many white American men and women did conceive children with black partners. These children automatically became slaves if the mother was a slave or were born free if the mother was free, as slavery was matrilineal. Some children were freed by their slave-holding fathers or bought to be emancipated if the father was not the owner. Many children of these unions formed enclaves under names such as Colored and Gens de couleur, etc. Most mixed-raced descendants merged into the African-American ethnic group during Jim Crow, while over the centuries a minority of mixed-raced Americans passed and became white, and others exist to this day in small mixed enclaves of Mestees such as the Melungeons and Lumbee." http://tinyurl.com/62xjny Recall that the putative patrilineal people, the Luo, being Muslim, may have benefitted from the black African slave trade. Recall also that the Democrats did slavery and Jim Crow ("if you're 1/8 black you're black under the law"), and the Republicans did the emancipation proclamation.

Posted by: Thorvald at June 04, 2012 09:03 PM (OhenJ)

545 547 What the hell is a major in "Communications" anyway? Seriously. WTF? How to use a phone?

That's not a major. I mean, let's be honest.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2012 01:02 AM (X3lox)



Oh, c'mon.....

Posted by: MA, Library Science at June 04, 2012 09:03 PM (kaalw)

546 From the DC Vet busted by SWAT for fake call story:

“Then the cop said to me, ‘I don’t have time to play this constitutional bullshit with you.

You know, I must be getting grumpy in my dotage, because I'd send that sack of shit to North Korea, too. He could go on the same plane as Bloomberg.


****

Right! Because finding that unmanned, unregistered deadly weapon was of the utmost priority!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 09:04 PM (piMMO)

547 Smart people don't pronounce corpsman incorrectly, they know how to spell Syracuse, they know that Illinois is closer to Kentucky than Arkansas is especially if they live in Illinois, they know Austrians speak German and they know how to do simple math. They also don't write grade school level poems while in College and don't find it necessay to have someone ghost write their autobiography.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2012 09:05 PM (09Sew)

548 539, my hatred of Romney is well documented herein -- but even I don't think he is a bad candidate. I am worried about what he will do in power.

Posted by: Jean at June 04, 2012 09:05 PM (WkuV6)

549 @247: I was going to disagree somewhat with your first paragraph until I saw your second. In some of my engineering classes, we had open book exams, and that was definitely NOT a guarantee of doing well. I would posit that doing well in a math-based degree requires good problem solving skills and real intelligence. That is not to say that simply being smart in that sense means you can actually run the country, or even your own life, properly. And I'm sorry, I don't buy the Obama is so smart thing. Maybe he really did get good grades, but if so, I believe that was due to being able to parrot what he was taught, which probably just required regurgitation with no original thought. I used to think that he was probably of slightly above average intelligence, but recently, I have come to the realization that when he speaks off the cuff (or even with the assistance of the indispensable TOTUS), he seems to be stuck at a 4th or 5th grade vocabulary level and is unable to articulate his thoughts (assuming he has any) effectively. Sure, some highly intelligent people are very inarticulate, but I have seen little evidence of intelligence or being articulate.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 04, 2012 09:06 PM (21lBC)

550 I fully expect another shoe to drop on Romney. They always do. Sometimes they fall quietly, sometimes not. Every campaign is a dirty tricks campaign now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 04, 2012 09:07 PM (bxiXv)

551 540, cereal killers get Mueslix, for life.

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 04, 2012 09:09 PM (4qU0l)

552 I am worried about what he will do in power.

Posted by: Jean at June 05, 2012 01:05 AM (WkuV6)



I'm not.  I want toelect Mittens and then impeach him and throw him out right after the inauguration.  America is itching to impeach and toss a President, to redefine the strict limits of the office that the Indonesian Mutt Muncher has absolutely made minced meat of.

But the single most important action that must be taken after Barky is finally driven from the Oval Office, is that he and his junta are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law and receive commensurate punishments.  Without that, nothing will be fixed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 04, 2012 09:09 PM (X3lox)

553 Obama's an arrogant, monumental narcissist who would compromise national security to spike the football on a success (however attained), and yet... and yet, he would spend untold energy concealing his stellar scholarship and acumen.

Right. Pull the other one. It has bells on it.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 04, 2012 09:09 PM (eHIJJ)

554 Sure, some highly intelligent people are very inarticulate, but I have seen little evidence of intelligence or being articulate. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 05, 2012 01:06 AM (21lBC) My pop psychology judgement of Obama is what I'd call a "degraded intelligence," what happens when someone is so inured to a philosophy or ideology that conflicts with reality that they develop a sort of blunted response. They can brighten up when they have a chance to talk about what they love (which Obama can almost never do because his philosophy is abhorrent to most), but when they have to deal with things that contradict them (reality) they disdainfully dismiss it and discuss it only with reluctance. Which makes them look schizo at best, and like a dullard more often.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 04, 2012 09:13 PM (bxiXv)

555 >> Let's not get cocky.
 
Well, is it okay if I watch some gay pron to get some cocksucking pointers? I mean, just in case ole Winston gives the go ahead Tuesday night.......which is likely.
 
I've already got the pudding at room temp.
 
I've bought into the CAC hype that the WI recall is a referendum. I'm also anxious to see how the CA city pension reform votes go, being as how they are proposed by Dem mayors.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 04, 2012 09:14 PM (ccXZP)

556 Romney is a very good campaigner. I was against Mitt big time during the primaries. I thought he would be a lousy campaigner and a lousy candidate. I was wrong. I was worried about what he would do on Obamacare and cutting government. I'm not as worried about those things as I used to be. I don't think keeping Obamacare or tweaking it will work on a practical level. If any Republicans voted to keep or fix Obamacare we would throw them out two years later. FYI: Our job doesn't stop after the election.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 04, 2012 09:14 PM (nUY/O)

557 But the single most important action that must be taken after Barky is finally driven from the Oval Office, is that he and his junta are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law and receive commensurate punishments. Without that, nothing will be fixed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2012 01:09 AM (X3lox)



I'm right behind you on this. They can't be charged until BHO can't pardon 'em, but the moment afterward, EVERYTHING should come out. EVERYTHING. Every Rezko tape, every Solyndra meeting -- what the hell, John Kerry's service record. This BS that Constitutional restrictions don't bind Dems because they're pure of heart and their shit smells faintly of violets needs to be so over in January, 2013.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 09:14 PM (kaalw)

558 Barack H. Obama for president! Of Venezuela!

Posted by: Thorvald at June 04, 2012 09:15 PM (OhenJ)

559 560, he has been evilly good at this. Legislation, we rely on.. The Weeper? Big problem.

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 04, 2012 09:17 PM (4qU0l)

560 Man, when Ace commits to a character, he commits to a character.

He's still tweeting the under the Bizarro meme.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 09:17 PM (piMMO)

561 Let's not be hasty, cthulhu@561. We really need to cross the aisle and work in a bipartisan manner so that those annoying Tea persons don't start getting ideas.

Posted by: The Other Other McCain, You Know, the Original at June 04, 2012 09:19 PM (eHIJJ)

562 Hi again. Got about 30 minutes into touching the void when work called. Really good so far. But based on the fact that there's 70 minutes left, I know they are about to have some awful luck. Everybody playing nice?

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at June 04, 2012 09:19 PM (4QAQg)

563 But the single most important action that must be taken after Barky is finally driven from the Oval Office, is that he and his junta are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law and receive commensurate punishments. Without that, nothing will be fixed. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2012 01:09 AM (X3lox) You know, that's not going to happen. And I hate that fact as much as you do if not more. I'd be satisfied with full pardons for all of them followed by *FULL* investigation, documentation and publication of their crimes, people need their damned eyes opened. We need people screaming for microscopic vetting of every candidate right down to dog catcher. I don't care if the handful of decent journalists do nothing else for the next five years. The pols want to put cameras on every street corner, I want a cam on every one of them first, before we even TALK about them watching us.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 04, 2012 09:21 PM (bxiXv)

564 Gordon's article has part of the story, but there's more to say.

For a while there in the 1980s-early 1990s, grade inflation made it a lot easier to cop a magna cum laude at Harvard Law School.  I think in Obama's time it meant something like top 25% of the class.  After Obama's time they changed it so it wasn't pegged to a specific GPA number; instead, magna would require a GPA in the top 10% of the class, whatever that was.  (These days, hell, I don't even think they give real grades with letters, pluses and minuses at HLS anymore.  Kagan did away with letter grades as Dean.)

Nonetheless, top 25% at HLS is impressive on its face.

But that prompts an interesting question. Since his law school grades were quite high, why haven't we seen Obama's HLS transcripts

After all, that would seem to be a great way to instantly put a lot of suspicions about him to rest without having to show us his college transcripts (which I suspect were garbage).  His supporters could say, "who cares if O partied and slacked his ass off in college; look at his law school performance, he obviously is sharp and got his sh*t together.  Move on."

I have a strong hunch the reason we haven't seen Obama's law school transcripts is because they would tell us what courses he chose to take. 

I suspect that Obama took a WHOLE LOT of squishy, blatantly left-wing race/gender/critical legal studies/etc. classes in law school.  That they are all over his transcript.  Which would (a) tend to strongly confirm the view of him as a budding hard-left identity politics radical, and (b) would tarnish his magna honors, because a lot of those fluffy ideological classes are small enrollment, everyone's tight with the prof, and there is major grade inflation in them compared to the "core" subjects like Federal Courts or Corporate Tax. 

So the law school transcripts are kept under wraps.

BTW while Harvard Law does have blind grading of exams, upper level seminars (including the lefty ones that I speculate Obama loaded up on) have you write a research paper, and those are not blind graded.

Posted by: MPV at June 04, 2012 09:21 PM (2AfKV)

565 561 >> They can't be charged until BHO can't pardon 'em, but the moment afterward,......
 
I thought Ford gave blanket pardons to a bunch of folks including Nixon, even though he wasn't yet charged?
 
Besides, even if I have this wrong, the LightBringer can surely set a few new precedents in this area.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 04, 2012 09:21 PM (ccXZP)

566 519- i cant argue with you on that. if i had kids they would not play at his house.

Posted by: whiskey tango at June 04, 2012 09:22 PM (JvP2I)

567 Ok, saw CBD was looking for me. He still here? Also, anyone seen running rebel?

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at June 04, 2012 09:25 PM (4QAQg)

568 Of all the media out there, Investors Business Daily is on to the Kimberlin story:

http://bit.ly/M1jvyu

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 09:25 PM (piMMO)

569 Gushie wants the Squid to see this.

http://tinyurl.com/32lqdm

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 09:26 PM (4ixH5)

570 "THE CHOICE IN NOVEMBER: Save The Economy Or Save Democracy"http://tinyurl.com/7zc7dmv (business insider)

tomorrow's talking point today?  If you are a serious romney supporter, they are losing in the comments following the article...

Posted by: .... at June 04, 2012 09:28 PM (oZfic)

571 Maybe it's time to admit that the SWAT police thing is just a bad idea.  A failed experiment that went terribly wrong, a Frankenstein of an unAmerican travesty.   Perhaps military assaults on citizens homes is not the best way to cultivate respect for the law.  The ability to launch a raid based on nothing more than an anonymous phone call is probably not a good thing in this world full of hackers.

On the other hand, it might lead to someone enjoying a joint without the fear that twenty heavily armed and armored killjoys are going to pay him a visit.  We obviously can't have that. 

Posted by: sum(random) at June 04, 2012 09:29 PM (UCyxd)

572 Jesus Christ. What the fuck is curious doing at this hour?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 04, 2012 09:31 PM (nUY/O)

573 To further bolster my argument that CAC's hype about the WI recall is a bellwether, here's a quote from the UK Telegraph:
 
For an indicator of why this election is so important, consider this: America has only ever held a gubernatorial recall election twice in its history--in 1921 and 2003.
 
The 2003 recall involved Davis and Arnie replacing him in CA. This is a very rare event y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 04, 2012 09:31 PM (ccXZP)

574 Romney is a very good campaigner. I was against Mitt big time during the primaries. I thought he would be a lousy campaigner and a lousy candidate. I was wrong. Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 05, 2012 01:14 AM (nUY/O) Ditto. I've been presently surprised. Romney's been as tenacious as a junkyard dog.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 09:31 PM (4ixH5)

575 Jesus Christ. What the fuck is curious doing at this hour?

I'm not sure, but it probably involves heavy machinery that vibrates violently.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 04, 2012 09:34 PM (xKC/c)

576 Re: 569, I should add, I think Obama is a bright guy.  My real point is about the deceptive effort to pass him off as a mainstream liberal. 

I suspect he has a flagrantly politically charged / flaky sounding selection of courses on his law school transcript, and that's why they're hiding it even though his grades were high.

Posted by: MPV at June 04, 2012 09:34 PM (2AfKV)

577 Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 05, 2012 01:31 AM (nUY/O) Something involving peanut butter and a shihtzu is my best guess.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 09:37 PM (4ixH5)

578 Cheesing???

Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2012 09:39 PM (nrW1y)

579 Anyone know who the hell Debbie Schlussel is?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 09:39 PM (piMMO)

580 The Dutch want to colonize Mars in a decade.

http://tinyurl.com/7zd9qzj

And make it a reality TV show at the same time.

And if there are any inhabitants on Mars they'll buy it for some shiny beads.

Dutchies are nuts, they could do it.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 09:39 PM (4ixH5)

581 Anyone know who the hell Debbie Schlussel is?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 05, 2012 01:39 AM (piMMO)


She's a kooky bitch that makes the rest of us look really bad.  Best to ignore her.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 09:40 PM (4ixH5)

582 575, or we could have thoughtful, reasoned police troops. But AA makes that unpossible, dunt'it.

Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 04, 2012 09:41 PM (4qU0l)

583 573 Gushie wants the Squid to see this.

http://tinyurl.com/32lqdm

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2012 01:26 AM (4ixH5)



Gushka's a sweetheart.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 09:41 PM (kaalw)

584 Anyone know who the hell Debbie Schlussel is?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 05, 2012 01:39 AM (piMMO)


crank who thinks a muslin with a suicide vest is hiding under your bed ready to crawl up your ass and push the button


http://tinyurl.com/blk3vny

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 09:41 PM (tw6Ar)

585 She's a kooky bitch that makes the rest of us look really bad. Best to ignore her.

I don't need her to make me look bad.

Wait, what?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 04, 2012 09:42 PM (xKC/c)

586 Gushka's a sweetheart. Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2012 01:41 AM (kaalw) All this can be found on Fac*is choked to death by a mysterious tentacle*

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 09:44 PM (4ixH5)

587 she really does make Pam Geller look sane in comparison

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 09:44 PM (tw6Ar)

588 I wonder what the hell CAC will do on Wednesday. My guess is Wisconsin was a prelude to his 50-State Polling Juggernaut. He will give detailed analysis on EVERY poll from EVERY state from now 'till November. Can't. Fucking. Wait.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 04, 2012 09:45 PM (nUY/O)

589 *cough*


>innocently brushes tentacle on shirt<

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 09:45 PM (kaalw)

590 She's a kooky bitch that makes the rest of us look really bad. Best to ignore her.


***

I was curious because she was mentioned over at Ali Akbar's tweet stream. Some SC attorney has offered to represent, pro bono, anyone who feels they've been defamed by her.

I popped into her Twitter site and she is fighting like a teenage girl over there. No idea what got it started.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 09:46 PM (piMMO)

591 I just noticed that Vala Mal Doran (Claudia Black) used a Peacekeeper Pulse Pistol from Farscape (in which she co-starred as Aeryn Sun) in episode 904 of Stargate SG-1. That's waaaaay more important than Schluschel.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 04, 2012 09:47 PM (bxiXv)

592 592 I wonder what the hell CAC will do on Wednesday. My guess is Wisconsin was a prelude to his 50-State Polling Juggernaut. He will give detailed analysis on EVERY poll from EVERY state from now 'till November.

Can't. Fucking. Wait.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 05, 2012 01:45 AM (nUY/O)



I'm still pissed that the cute rocket scientist lost to the horrible Mexican toad last time. I'd like to know where a little push might make a difference.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 09:48 PM (kaalw)

593 That's waaaaay more important than Schluschel.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 05, 2012 01:47 AM (bxiXv)


a shart is more important than that fucking hag

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 09:49 PM (tw6Ar)

594 I popped into her Twitter site and she is fighting like a teenage girl over there. No idea what got it started. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 05, 2012 01:46 AM (piMMO) Whatever it was happened like 6 or 7 years ago, I don't think she's stopped since. Coincidentally, she's harassed people, sued them, harassed them at work, etc.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 04, 2012 09:50 PM (bxiXv)

595 a shart is more important than that fucking hag


****

How the heck is it that I spend so much time on the interwebz and listening to news radio/t.v. and this is the first I have ever heard of  her?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 09:50 PM (piMMO)

596 >innocently brushes tentacle on shirt< Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2012 01:45 AM (kaalw) Innocent! Indeed!

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 09:51 PM (4ixH5)

597 Well it's been fun but I gotta sleep. Seeya all tomorrow.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at June 04, 2012 09:51 PM (nUY/O)

598 this is the first I have ever heard of her?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 05, 2012 01:50 AM (piMMO)


because you've been lucky, extremely lucky

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 09:52 PM (tw6Ar)

599 How the heck is it that I spend so much time on the interwebz and listening to news radio/t.v. and this is the first I have ever heard of her? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 05, 2012 01:50 AM (piMMO) She's not that important.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 04, 2012 09:52 PM (bxiXv)

600 G'night, Joffen! May all your dreams be.....actually, forget all that.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 09:52 PM (kaalw)

601 Good night, Joffen!

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 09:53 PM (4ixH5)

602 Whatever it was happened like 6 or 7 years ago, I don't think she's stopped since.

Coincidentally, she's harassed people, sued them, harassed them at work, etc.


****

Ahhh.

Yeah, she's threatening to sue folks as I type this.

Checked out her website's "about" section and I'll be darned if she doesn't think mighty highly of herself.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 04, 2012 09:53 PM (piMMO)

603 wtf an hour of trying to setup a shitty twitch stream and they still haven't started

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 09:54 PM (tw6Ar)

604 Axelrod: Rubio as VP Would "Insult" Hispanics

http://tinyurl.com/7q5zwj3

Yes, because turning the United States federal government into an accomplice in the murders of several hundred Mexican citizens is percectly honorable.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 09:58 PM (4ixH5)

605 608 Axelrod: Rubio as VP Would "Insult" Hispanics

http://tinyurl.com/7q5zwj3

Yes, because turning the United States federal government into an accomplice in the murders of several hundred Mexican citizens is percectly honorable.

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2012 01:58 AM (4ixH5)



One might think that an Anglo press flack declaring a Hispanic VP candidate "off-limits" might be more insulting.....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 10:01 PM (kaalw)

606 percectly See, I know how to spell. I really do. I blame the keyboard. Totally the keyboard's fault. Completely. 100%. I'm innocent of all spelling errors. Viva la raza!

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 10:05 PM (4ixH5)

607 Speaking of a new era of transparency, a la @561, all of F'n'F should get data dumped.....and soon afterward, Holder needs to be drugged, doused with tequila, and dumped in an alleyway in Puerto Vallarta -- with an instruction to embassies and consulates that any communication to Washington regarding the former AG should be accompanied by the ambassador or consul's resignation. Accomplice to 200+ murders, I don't care if he ever makes it back.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 10:08 PM (kaalw)

608 turns out I am pretty sure I like tits.  Lets see.  Yup.  I really do.  Wow.  These journeys of self discovery are so challenging. 

Posted by: jc at June 04, 2012 10:11 PM (ufJKx)

609 so they spend an hour to setup a stream and the audio stutters

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 10:12 PM (tw6Ar)

610 Howdy, JC!

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 10:13 PM (4ixH5)

611 612 turns out I am pretty sure I like tits. Lets see. Yup. I really do. Wow. These journeys of self discovery are so challenging.

Posted by: jc at June 05, 2012 02:11 AM (ufJKx)



Speaking of which, I might like boats......has bean been summoned, lately?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 10:14 PM (kaalw)

612 608 Axelrod: Rubio as VP Would "Insult" Hispanics Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2012 01:58 AM (4ixH5) Democrats think they can define what anyone else is allowed to think, especially if those people are minorities. If they don't believe in Democrat policies, they're not "real" minorities. The hilarious thing is the recursiveness of this comment. He's insulting hispanics by deigning to speak for them with regard to Rubio's positions being insulting to hispanics. If I was more than 1/32 hispanic, I'd be terribly insulted by that attitude. Historically, Republicans have been perceived as "weak on minority issues" by "the beltway class" because we think ideas should matter more than appearances. You would think someone would be insulted that the Dems pretty much call MLK a worthless old rube every day.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 04, 2012 10:15 PM (bxiXv)

613 Evening Friends!

Posted by: Zakn at June 04, 2012 10:19 PM (zyaZ1)

614 Dude you want a Dust code still?

Posted by: Zakn at June 04, 2012 10:19 PM (zyaZ1)

615 Dude you want a Dust code still?

Posted by: Zakn at June 05, 2012 02:19 AM (zyaZ1)


thought you gave it away?

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 10:20 PM (tw6Ar)

616 So I pop in before gettin' some zzzzs and what do I find in the sidebar? A cat that - having assumed room temperature with the help of a vehicle - has been turned into a stuffed remote control flying machine? Why yes, that is what I saw!

Holy shit I want one of those. I wonder if he'd make me one if I supplied my own deceased pet.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at June 04, 2012 10:21 PM (dKWiU)

617 Nope. get on Steam and I'll send it

Posted by: Zakn at June 04, 2012 10:22 PM (zyaZ1)

618 Don't know if it's been solved up thread but the extra dollar went to the only woman in the group.  And since the MEN paid $27 dollars for the rooms the she was with one of the two men.

Posted by: rabidfox at June 04, 2012 10:33 PM (HIvH/)

619 has bean been summoned, lately? Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2012 02:14 AM (kaalw) Do you, Great Old One, wish to SUMMON BEAN?!?!?!?!?! http://tinyurl.com/77y2zvc

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 10:33 PM (4ixH5)

620 BTW, regardless of what his grades were, JEF is an idiot - and an incompetent idiot at that.

Posted by: rabidfox at June 04, 2012 10:34 PM (HIvH/)

621 Man, I'd love to get balls deep in this.

http://tinyurl.com/73zlo9s

This one...this one is for me.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 10:35 PM (4ixH5)

622 http://tinyurl.com/cgguomm Great album title. Shitty band, though.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 10:38 PM (4ixH5)

623 I've posted these guys before.
http://tinyurl.com/cjwtjkb
http://tinyurl.com/d7vauzy

If ya liked 'em five bucks is a steal.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 10:39 PM (4ixH5)

624 gonna go play amnesia and see if it's as creepy as advertised

Posted by: Zakn at June 04, 2012 10:40 PM (zyaZ1)

625 Operation: Mindcrime?  Five bucks?

http://tinyurl.com/cmywabm

Classic.  I've linked Promised Land at least twice here before, I should do this one soon.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 10:41 PM (4ixH5)

626 What? Did I fart or something?

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 10:49 PM (4ixH5)

627 me and zakn whispering sweet nothings over steam killed the ONT

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 10:50 PM (tw6Ar)

628 http://tinyurl.com/7qexst6


I can't help but think maybe cool weather is to blame.  When it's nearing triple digits who the hell has time to do shit like this?

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 10:53 PM (4ixH5)

629 Do you, Great Old One, wish to SUMMON BEAN?!?!?!?!?!


http://tinyurl.com/77y2zvc

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2012 02:33 AM (4ixH5)


That looks ready to take out for a spin.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 10:53 PM (kaalw)

630 me and zakn whispering sweet nothings over steam killed the ONT

Posted by: The Dude at June 05, 2012 02:50 AM (tw6Ar)


Steam?  That some kinda turkish bath?

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 10:55 PM (4ixH5)

631 625 Man, I'd love to get balls deep in this.

http://tinyurl.com/73zlo9s

This one...this one is for me.

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2012 02:35 AM (4ixH5)


I dunno, she looks like she has a hard time affording fabric....she may be a destitute waif.....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 10:55 PM (kaalw)

632 625 Man, I'd love to get balls deep in this.

http://tinyurl.com/73zlo9s

This one...this one is for me.

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2012 02:35 AM (4ixH5)


====


did you see more, or are you taking the non-Lovett thing on faith?

http://tinyurl.com/7vd3d9m

Posted by: jc at June 04, 2012 10:56 PM (ufJKx)

633 http://tinyurl.com/83zwxzv

What I'd give to be foam about now.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 10:57 PM (4ixH5)

634

Posted by: jc at June 05, 2012 02:56 AM (ufJKx)


Lovett?  I'd love it sitting on my face, yes.


Linky no worky.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 10:58 PM (4ixH5)

635 I dunno, she looks like she has a hard time affording fabric....she may be a destitute waif.....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2012 02:55 AM (kaalw)


I will take care of all her needs...and desires...*Licks lips*

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 10:58 PM (4ixH5)

636

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2012 02:57 AM (4ixH5)


didn't know you could be cold in a Greek bathhouse

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 10:59 PM (tw6Ar)

637 hmm so Pratcher thinks the upcoming new xbox is going to be a subsidized $100 with sub with Comcast and be a windows server for all the tvs in the house

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 11:02 PM (tw6Ar)

638 638
Posted by: jc at June 05, 2012 02:56 AM (ufJKx)

Lovett? I'd love it sitting on my face, yes.
Linky no worky.

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2012 02:58 AM (4ixH5)


========


She's Hot to Go --


She's hot to go she's ready

She's hot to go right now

She's hot to go

You've got to know

That stop-and-do-it gal



Now I crept up from behind her

She looked so fine to me

But when I stepped around her man

My eyes could plainly see


She was ugly from the front

She was ugly from the front

She was ugly from the front

And I said ugly-ugly-ugly-ugly-ugly


Well I could handle it behind her

And I like it on the side

But don't make me look around her man 'cause she's

Ugly-ugly-ugly-ugly-ugly


She was ugly from the front

She was ugly from the front

She was ugly from the front


And I said this girl was so ugly...


But you ugly too

Posted by: jc at June 04, 2012 11:05 PM (ufJKx)

639

First?

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 04, 2012 11:07 PM (hHKUs)

640 well.  format me.  I guess I'll just go format myself. 


format me and the horse I rode in on.


if it ain't one formatting thing, it's another.



Posted by: jc at June 04, 2012 11:08 PM (ufJKx)

641 Posted by: jc at June 05, 2012 03:05 AM (ufJKx) HAHAHAHA!!!! I'll take my chances. :p

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:09 PM (4ixH5)

642 format me and the horse I rode in on.

Posted by: jc at June 05, 2012 03:08 AM (ufJKx)


What if you come down with the blue screen of death?  Just shoot the horse?

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:14 PM (4ixH5)

643 Don't anyone let Gush see that.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:14 PM (4ixH5)

644
'sup Horde,, tnks Robert but I'd need a trolling motor to partake of her delights to the full extent.. them twin motors would cause premature eject...

Posted by: beanervt at June 04, 2012 11:14 PM (KZLoo)

645 646 format me and the horse I rode in on.


Posted by: jc at June 05, 2012 03:08 AM (ufJKx)

What if you come down with the blue screen of death? Just shoot the horse?

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2012 03:14 AM (4ixH5)


===


well I'm pretty sure I'd rather shoot it than format it.  Besides that I'm not that tall.

Posted by: jc at June 04, 2012 11:17 PM (ufJKx)

646 Oh yeah,,, I agree Prez Putt is Smart but is being a smart ass a good thing??
at least in the Presidency?? He's basically a high rent used car salesman,, who we can't afford.

Posted by: beanervt at June 04, 2012 11:17 PM (KZLoo)

647 Hey Bean.  I'm all formatted up.  Everyone else seems fine.

Posted by: jc at June 04, 2012 11:18 PM (ufJKx)

648 Just doing my part to help us get to the number. I have nothing interesting to say. Carry on.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at June 04, 2012 11:19 PM (4QAQg)

649 Posted by: beanervt at June 05, 2012 03:14 AM (KZLoo)

You don't need fewer motors, you just need more girls.

http://tinyurl.com/77afr2a

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:20 PM (4ixH5)

650 Hey DC.

Posted by: jc at June 04, 2012 11:20 PM (ufJKx)

651 Yet more still!

http://tinyurl.com/7qz3ewa

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:21 PM (4ixH5)

652 Just doing my part to help us get to the number. I have nothing interesting to say.

Carry on.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at June 05, 2012 03:19 AM (4QAQg)



Fascinating.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:21 PM (4ixH5)

653 I'm all formatted up. Everyone else seems fine.

Holy Canolli JC,,, that sounds like some serious shit...can I help??

Posted by: beanervt at June 04, 2012 11:23 PM (KZLoo)

654 http://tinyurl.com/8xtx4tg


Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:23 PM (4ixH5)

655 http://tinyurl.com/879qgko


Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:25 PM (4ixH5)

656 What is it about side boob?

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:26 PM (4ixH5)

657 Whattup jc?

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at June 04, 2012 11:27 PM (4QAQg)

658 http://tinyurl.com/6m76yoc

Is it warm in here or is it just me?

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:27 PM (4ixH5)

659 http://tinyurl.com/c6btbwl

Praise Jebus!

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:28 PM (4ixH5)

660 some good points in how retarded Chafee was in the 38 Studios deal

Posted by: The Dude at June 04, 2012 11:28 PM (tw6Ar)

661 http://tinyurl.com/my4uez

That's one lucky pussy.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:30 PM (4ixH5)

662 Nearer my Beast to thee.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:30 PM (4ixH5)

663 Now?

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at June 04, 2012 11:30 PM (4QAQg)

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:30 PM (4ixH5)

665 you just need more girls

Dat'll do it Robert...a slow thumping diesel 'n bow load of honnies...

Posted by: beanervt at June 04, 2012 11:31 PM (KZLoo)

666 Ack, foiled again. Robert, please claim your soul in the internet lobby.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at June 04, 2012 11:31 PM (4QAQg)

667 Do I take the soul or can I take the equivalent dollar value?

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:32 PM (4ixH5)

668 http://tinyurl.com/8xjeung And read the comments.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:37 PM (4ixH5)

669 Distracts us with the wimmenz, he doez -- then takes the number.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 11:41 PM (kaalw)

670 673 Distracts us with the wimmenz, he doez -- then takes the number.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2012 03:41 AM (kaalw)


===


that's cuz he's a bogart.

Posted by: jc at June 04, 2012 11:42 PM (ufJKx)

671 Slitherin'....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2012 11:44 PM (kaalw)

672 Yo Morons!

Heading north, as soon as I get the car packed. I won't be able to join the fun, but I do have some pudding for tonight.

I might get snowed on tonight or tomorrow night: http://tinyurl.com/7cdcuv5

Posted by: fluffy at June 04, 2012 11:44 PM (z9HTb)

673 Work calls. Might be back Ina little bit.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at June 04, 2012 11:45 PM (4QAQg)

674 Distracts us with the wimmenz, he doez -- then takes the number.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2012 03:41 AM (kaalw)


Don't want you to feel left out.



http://tinyurl.com/7datj9n

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:45 PM (4ixH5)

675 And read the comments.

What ever are these loons going to do when their chitown Jesus is evicted in Nov??? we be going to need more straight jackets I fear....

Posted by: beanervt at June 04, 2012 11:47 PM (KZLoo)

676 that's cuz he's a bogart.

Posted by: jc at June 05, 2012 03:42 AM (ufJKx)


Here's lookin' at yo...wait, you're not Bergman!  What the fuck is goin' on?

Posted by: Humphrey Bogart at June 04, 2012 11:47 PM (4ixH5)

677 What ever are these loons going to do when their chitown Jesus is evicted in Nov??? we be going to need more straight jackets I fear....

Posted by: beanervt at June 05, 2012 03:47 AM (KZLoo)


Offer them kool-aid, spike it beforehand.

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:48 PM (4ixH5)

678 Howdy, Fluffy!

Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2012 11:49 PM (4ixH5)

679 I might get snowed on tonight or tomorrow

Don't forget your long johns Fluffy...

Posted by: beanervt at June 04, 2012 11:51 PM (KZLoo)

680 Offer them kool-aid, spike it beforehand.


They've consumed the "K-A" for so long now I don't know if  spiking it would even work..

Posted by: beanervt at June 04, 2012 11:56 PM (KZLoo)

681 A successful ONT is one where the number is reached.  Not all ONTs make it.  Good Job !!!

Posted by: zeera at June 05, 2012 12:08 AM (XtxRN)

682 http://i.minus.com/imjUgTMR420fd.gif

Posted by: The Dude at June 05, 2012 12:10 AM (tw6Ar)

683

Posted by: beanervt at June 05, 2012 03:56 AM (KZLoo)


Spike it with quaaludes.  Lefty chil'uns are so cute when they're sleeping.

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2012 12:14 AM (4ixH5)

684 Howdy, Zeera!

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2012 12:14 AM (4ixH5)

685 gotta go kids, after midnight sunset to watch.  CYA.

Posted by: jc at June 05, 2012 12:19 AM (ufJKx)

686 Distracts us with the wimmenz, he doez -- then takes the number.

Crafty bastid ain't he Cooth?? I thought for sure you'd collect after seeing Gushie's one for the squid...

Posted by: beanervt at June 05, 2012 12:19 AM (KZLoo)

687 Good night, JC!

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2012 12:21 AM (4ixH5)

688 Hey Robert!.  You're pretty adroit at snagging that magical post.  Fate?   Clean living?  Or part of a master plan?  Whatever, well played sir.

Posted by: zeera at June 05, 2012 12:21 AM (XtxRN)

689 Crafty bastid ain't he

Posted by: beanervt at June 05, 2012 04:19 AM (KZLoo)


I seek to be at one with the Beast.

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2012 12:21 AM (4ixH5)

690 Nite JC,, enjoy the early morning sunset...

Posted by: beanervt at June 05, 2012 12:24 AM (KZLoo)

691

I have seen barkys transcripts.

 

3.99 in four years of couse underwater basket weaving.

Posted by: GMB at June 05, 2012 12:24 AM (kPe9l)

692 3.92 in four years of advanced pole sitting.

Posted by: GMB at June 05, 2012 12:25 AM (kPe9l)

693 I seek to be at one with the Beast.

The way your going your going to own that bastid beast in short order... at the very least you'll probably be renting out souls to him/her what ever...

Posted by: beanervt at June 05, 2012 12:30 AM (KZLoo)

694 3.99 in four years of couse underwater basket weaving

and lest not we forget his 4.0 in government teet sucking.. which really brought up his average..

Posted by: beanervt at June 05, 2012 12:33 AM (KZLoo)

695 at the very least you'll probably be renting out souls to him/her what ever... Posted by: beanervt at June 05, 2012 04:30 AM (KZLoo) http://www.rentasoul.com/

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2012 12:46 AM (4ixH5)

696 *Peeks around corner* 700th?

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2012 12:54 AM (4ixH5)

697 SoS Clinton talks cooperation in warming Arctic

So from this AP headline I'm assuming the warming nuts have decided to just start melting them ice caps until the unbelievers toe the line??? 

Posted by: beanervt at June 05, 2012 12:56 AM (KZLoo)

698 Quite frankly the idea of shutting up to protest people who want to shut you up . . .  is a non sequitur.

If you want to broadcast someone's evilness then you must say it loudly and often.

Who will be affected by this shutdown?

Not Congress (unless people write them but that doesn't require a shutdown nor does a shutdown facilitate it.)

Not Brett Kimberlin et al. He's loving the idea.

NO ONE WILL CARE. Except for those that already DO care.

This is doing something for the sake of doing something.

An action that if liberals did it, we'd be mocking them.

Ace is WRONG about this having much effect and may actually have a negative effect. It certainly will cause many people to browse elsewhere and THE MESSAGE WILL THEN FAIL TO BE HEARD.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 05, 2012 01:13 AM (CP+yl)

699

"Ace is WRONG about this having much effect and may actually have a negative effect. It certainly will cause many people to browse elsewhere and THE MESSAGE WILL THEN FAIL TO BE HEARD."

 

I agree. Ace might as well just hold his breath until he passes out, it would have the same effect.

 

None.

Posted by: GMB at June 05, 2012 01:24 AM (kPe9l)

700 Annie's Song


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp2Jn5ttlac

Posted by: Zombie John Denver at June 05, 2012 01:54 AM (HNn1q)

701 27 min. and counting

Posted by: teej at June 05, 2012 01:54 AM (sbimF)

702 Anyone in my age group who plays accoustic guitar and tries to say they weren't influenced by John is lying.

Posted by: teej at June 05, 2012 01:58 AM (sbimF)

703 Thanks mystery commenter. Morning Vic.

Posted by: teej at June 05, 2012 02:02 AM (sbimF)

704 Aaaaaannnnndddddd I'm out. Remember the two words I taught ya, the ones passed down from my father and from his father father before him. Those two words? Nekkid women. Good night, Bean! Good night, ONT! Good morning, Vic!

Posted by: Robert at June 05, 2012 02:03 AM (4ixH5)

705 Be safe Robert

Posted by: teej at June 05, 2012 02:05 AM (sbimF)

706 LAST!!!! maybe.......Drunk and listening to Bluegrasscountry.org!! Gonna golf today, hungover..... Shouldn't drink so much. Oh well, I'm stupid. I'm out but I was never here anyway. Byy morons......

Posted by: stillers at June 05, 2012 02:07 AM (88te+)

707 Hello - goodbye stillers. Wish I could play bluegrass. Alas, I'm still just a hack. Maybe one day.

Posted by: teej at June 05, 2012 02:11 AM (sbimF)

708 Morning morons. Remember, in these dark days for our nation, words of hope: Holographic Pron. So real, you can practically touch it! One day.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 05, 2012 02:21 AM (niZvt)

709 Nite Roberto,, see ya on the flip side.


Posted by: beanervt at June 05, 2012 02:24 AM (KZLoo)

710 So this is D-Day in Wisconsin... Will Luke Scottwalker defeat the evil minions of President Hussein Palpatine? Today WILL tell us much about Novembr, I firmly believe. By the way, Barry is now counting on Bubba to save his Kenyan-born/Not Kenyan-born, Indonesian-raised, Dog Munching Ass. The same way Clinton saved Gore. The same way Clinton saved Hillary. Heh.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 05, 2012 02:27 AM (niZvt)

711 So real, you can practically touch it!

Morning CC,,, that sounds like it could lead to frustration...

Posted by: beanervt at June 05, 2012 02:28 AM (KZLoo)

712 @715: And remember, frustration lasting longer than four hours will require a hand from a sexy head nurse!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 05, 2012 02:30 AM (niZvt)

713 Yeah Bubba's record on saving the day/vote hasn't been all that stellar.. but Pres putt's got nothing so go with nothing...

Posted by: beanervt at June 05, 2012 02:35 AM (KZLoo)

714 I'm throwing the bullshit flag! This 'perfessor' has NEVER SEEN l'il barry's transcripts. AND you all know why.

l'il barry never graduated from anything. His whole life was and is a cereal box diploma from the mailbox. The difference is there were multiple payments and he may have actually walked across a stage in a gown. BUT

There's no proof of anything. Perfessor says he graduated magna? PROVE IT!

This is just crap filling oozing out of a crap sandwich.

And another thing: mornin' 'rons and 'ronettes.

Posted by: Blacksmith8✡ at June 05, 2012 02:37 AM (nlRaq)

715 This thread is gasping for air. Help us Vic-wan-kenobi You're our only hope

Posted by: teej at June 05, 2012 02:53 AM (sbimF)

716 I also recall another article pointing out that when Obama was at Harvard, Harvard was already guilty of grade inflation. As I recall the article pointed out that just about everyone who graduated Harvard law at the time Obama attended received magna or better as a honorary title upon graduation.

This being the case dear professor is really making a false appeal to authority in that those honors had been trivialized when / if Obama and anyone else at the time received them.

Sorry one professor making such a claim hardly amounts to accurate sourcing, how about verifying the data instead of going by the word of mouth of yet another likely liberal educator.

Posted by: Fire with Fire at June 05, 2012 03:44 AM (lcwvr)

717 I think if you need grades or credentials to convince you that Obama is not all that bright then you are just not all that bright yourself.

There is no need to search for hidden proof of what is so manifestly obvious.

Posted by: Barky the Narcissiphant at June 05, 2012 05:32 AM (c8WV/)

718 I'm late to the party but I have to point out that, as a matter of official record, Obama was not even a National Merit Semi-Finalist. So, crafty maybe, but not that all that smart.

Posted by: toby928© at June 05, 2012 05:55 AM (NG097)

719 Last!

Posted by: toby928© at June 05, 2012 05:57 AM (NG097)

720 I guess I'm just not up on my current Brit slang, and the moment one of you posts what it is I'll smack my forehead and go, "Idiot!"  But what is the second word in "crevasse w*****"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2012 07:58 AM (exvgC)

721 http://articles.latimes.com/1999/jun/10/news/mn-46135

"Under a system implemented three years ago that first took effect with this year's class, Harvard Law said it will limit magna cum laude degrees to the top 10% of the class. The next 30% will receive cum laude degrees.

The policy for summa cum laude, the highest honor, is unchanged. One summa degree was awarded this year, Harvard Law School said.

Under the old system, 76% of Harvard Law grads earned honors, the school said."




Posted by: commander ) at June 05, 2012 11:05 AM (St0Ya)

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