July 01, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (7-1-2012)
— Maetenloch

Hope everyone enjoyed and used the hell out of that extra second we got last night. 

No Progress in the War on Poverty - And There Never Will Be

For ye have the poor with you always, and whensoever ye will ye may do them good: but me ye have not always - Mark 14:7

So the War on Poverty has been on-going for 47 years and after untold billions spent the net effect has been...nada, zip, nothing:

"[S]ince President Obama took office [in January 2009], federal welfare spending has increased by 41 percent, more than $193 billion per year," the study says.

Federal welfare spending in fiscal year 2011 totaled $668 billion, spread out over 126 programs, while the poverty rate that remains high at 15.1 percent, roughly where it was in 1965, when President Johnson declared a federal War on Poverty.

Now if you dig down enough, you find that the federal poverty levels were basically set in 1962 as 3 times the Department of Agriculture's economy food plan for families of three or more people and have been adjusted for inflation every year since then. Which is not a terrible way of measuring poverty but also ignores the fact that the cost of food in constant dollars has actually gone down since 1962.

But the biggest reason that the poverty rate has remained unchanged is because it only measures income - not actual poverty:

The official poverty measure counts only monetary income. It considers antipoverty programs such as food stamps, housing assistance, the Earned Income Tax Credit, Medicaid and school lunches, among others, "in-kind benefits" - and hence not income. So, despite everything these programs do to relieve poverty, they aren't counted as income when Washington measures the poverty rate.

So basically the federal poverty rate reflects the number of people who are poor before they receive any charity or government benefits. And since this effect is more or less baked into the statistical cake, you can bet that the official US poverty rate circa 2050 will be around 15%.

Let the preemptive hand-wringing commence.

michellefeedsthehomeless

Feeling Down and Demoralized after The ObamaCare Decision?

Then let Dick Butkus cheer you up:

Tom Elia, who blogs at The New Editor, watches this video reel regularly to get himself in the right frame of mind for the political fight facing us

Well Butkus was a bit before my time so I only know his playing through highlight reels. But yeah after watching this I am feeling better.

Special Ops Equipment

With their own equipment budget and few bureaucratic restrictions special forces can buy pretty much whatever they can afford. And their choices often help determine what regular forces go with.

Special Operations pioneered the use of fused imaging systems that combine a thermal camera with night-vision light intensification in a package light enough to fit on a helmet. The monocular combines imagery from an infrared heat sensor with traditional image intensification to create an enhanced fused image with an infrared highlight. The combination enables the operator to pick up heat signatures in the distance that may be hidden behind bushes or vehicles. ...Finally, the i-Aware Fusion also allows the wearer to transmit and receive real-time color video and other battlefield information. This means that the operator could see the feed from an overhead UAV, or share imagery with other users or beam it back to a command post.

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Plus the British have their spec op jeep:

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10 Bets You Will Never Lose

Just add a bar and semi-gullible friends.

Is There a Formula For Hit Songs?

Well after analyzing over 1300 popular songs there is a formula for which chords work well together in progressions. Probably not a big surprise to anyone who's studied music theory but it is interesting to see it quantified.

Here are the most popular keys:

popularchords

and the most popular chords when transposed to C - the I IV V and relative minors pretty much dominate:

popularchords

June 12, 1897: The Swiss Army Gets Its Knife

[Karl Elsener], a Swiss manufacturer of surgical instruments and cutlery, was a very fashionable man indeed. So he was less than thrilled to learn that the Swiss army was importing Solingen blades from neighboring Germany. Elsener set out to develop a homegrown multifunctional tool worthy of being carried by his local Alpine troops.

His prototype of what became known as the Swiss army knife appeared in 1891. The original - made with a wooden handle - included a blade, a screwdriver and a can opener. But Elsener was not happy with it and tinkered endlessly, adding a second blade using a revolutionary spring mechanism, and strengthening the housing.

The addition of a second blade necessitated extra space for the spring, which also opened up more room for other tools.
More than 34,000 Swiss army knives are manufactured every day, and small wonder. This remarkably versatile tool is standard equipment for everyone from Boy Scouts to building contractors to mountaineers. It is even carried into space aboard the space shuttle.

Oh, and every recruit in the Swiss army still receives a knife upon entering the service. Victorinox supplies the army with about 50,000 knives each year.

I carry the 4 GB version of this one daily and it's been very handy since you never know when you'll need a laser, flash drive, pen, scissors or a knife or all of them at once.

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The Russian Dashcam Supercut

Apparently it's fairly common in Russia to have a constantly recording dash-cam in your car for legal reasons which leads to recordings like this.

Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings

Top 10 commenters:
1 [669 comments] 'Vic' [93.84 posts/day]
2 [402 comments] 'garrett'
3 [366 comments] 'soothsayer'
4 [328 comments] 'Niedermeyer's Dead Horse'
5 [303 comments] 'Bitter Clinger and all that'
6 [274 comments] 'steevy'
7 [269 comments] 'Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny'
8 [269 comments] 'starry'
9 [267 comments] 'tasker'
10 [262 comments] 'StuckOnStupid'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [73 names] 'eat chocolate' [10.24 unique names/day]
2 [73 names] 'Ed Anger Issues'
3 [63 names] 'Islamic Rage Boy'
4 [56 names] 'Cicero'
5 [54 names] 'Scobface'
6 [50 names] 'andycanuck'
7 [44 names] 'Grumpy Scalia'
8 [37 names] 'toby928?'
9 [35 names] '18-1'
10 [34 names] 'Luck has nothing to do with it'

The group. Yeah.

Where it's at - the Twitter

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1 huh huh, you said "Butkus"

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 05:33 PM (QTHTd)

2 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2012 05:33 PM (Xb3hu)

3 I tend to like major seventh chords. And also the "devil's interval" (a flatted fifth).

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 01, 2012 05:35 PM (nOAVk)

4 So, I saw "Ted" just now, on a recommend from one of the morons here. I was holding out, on account of not liking Wahlberg or McFarlane. But then I remembered that I don't like anybody, so I went for it anyway.

It was actually pretty funny. Maybe a few too many 80s pop culture references, some of which were hammered into our heads a bit much. Nice extended cameo scenes from that "New York Jets" guy, though.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 05:36 PM (QTHTd)

5 What makes you think there will be a US government tracking poverty in 2050?

Posted by: butch at July 01, 2012 05:40 PM (nK2Sx)

6 >>>huh huh, you said "Butkus" Let us also not forget Boobie Clark.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 01, 2012 05:40 PM (nOAVk)

7 WTF is going on with the ONT, where is everybody?

Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2012 05:45 PM (Xb3hu)

8 Last I saw, they were all at the Thirty Years War reenactment, a few threads down...

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 05:46 PM (QTHTd)

9 I ruled that participating in the ONT was a tax.  Also, not participating in the ONT.

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at July 01, 2012 05:46 PM (bAGA/)

10 After last night, the Dick Butkus highlight reel is a welcome antidote.

I will not give up.

I will take the fight to the enemy.

I am Dick Butkus.

Posted by: Splunge at July 01, 2012 05:46 PM (2IW5Q)

11 That poverty tracking would be the reason why so many of our "poor" are usually better off than Europeans.  I think its a Heritage Foundation or some other similar organization with a chart that shows what the poor in our country have.  Most have at least one car, cable, microwave, cell phones, and like 0.2% even have jacuzzis.

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2012 05:48 PM (GULKT)

12 Hello everyone.

Posted by: Hummingbird at July 01, 2012 05:49 PM (R5yLq)

13 hi all
watching When Worlds Collide right now
phew didn't make the top 10 list, that is good news

Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 05:49 PM (LK3ef)

14 Going on 48hrs without power after the land hurricane. Eyeing the neighbors natural gas generation.

Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2012 05:49 PM (Mpktm)

15 hi 'bird!

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 05:51 PM (QTHTd)

16 Well, the poverty rate sure as hell has risen in THIS household over the past three years. Ad nauseum. I credit the JEF and his hunky wife for that little statistic. We don't qualify for food stamps, or section 8, or any other form of relief, but we are broke as hell. Guess we shouldn't have bought this house after all. Should have stayed renters and then the government would pay for our cars, big screen tvs and jacuzzis. Damn.

Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 05:52 PM (eFcVx)

17 We're getting slammed with high winds, hail and lightning right now. 

It was so hot today it felt like sitting in a sauna with a wet wool blanket wrapped around you.

However, when I feel like a puss, our son tells us it's 120+ in A-Stan, and he's out in full battle rattle.

Then I shut my whiny pie hole.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 01, 2012 05:52 PM (UOM48)

18 Hey doc, would ya consider sayin' that again? In lay musician language? Mostly a drummer and don't speak the numbering system. I know e-a-b and c-f-g and g-Em-c-d.

Posted by: teej at July 01, 2012 05:52 PM (cDwCa)

19 #16 How are you doing tonight BTH?

Posted by: Hummingbird at July 01, 2012 05:52 PM (R5yLq)

20 Young Mr. Churchill's uniform is very fancy.

Posted by: huerfano at July 01, 2012 05:52 PM (bAGA/)

21 And it was 97 damned degrees today, and no rain going on three weeks. I have beans coming in the garden but they are some seriously skinny specimens. Gonna be hard putting up food this year if we don't get some rain. Of course, all that will be a waste of time if we end up living in the pop up camper this year.

Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 05:54 PM (eFcVx)

22 Gonna watch The Great Escape tonight.  Missed the first episode.  But on this one they're trying to escape an aircraft carrier.

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2012 05:54 PM (GULKT)

23 Good, thanks. Did a little bit of this, a little bit of that. Spent the hot afternoon inside a movie theatre.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 05:54 PM (QTHTd)

24 sorry to hear that, tcn :^/

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 05:55 PM (QTHTd)

25 Welcome to City 17.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 05:56 PM (ejmiE)

26 Jean,
Will they run you an extension-cord for the fridge?

We were without power for 5 days after the ice-storm here in the NW, and ran the gas-generator for several hours during the day to run the fridge/well.

Our friends have an automatic propane generator that ran 24/7, so they had everything the whole time power was out.

It cost them a fortune! Propane was $3+/gal at the time.

Posted by: ChrisP at July 01, 2012 05:56 PM (626PS)

27 Young Mr. Churchill's uniform is very fancy.  He looks like he's missing the band.

Posted by: huerfano at July 01, 2012 05:56 PM (bAGA/)

28 Gonna watch The Great Escape tonight. Missed the first episode. But on this one they're trying to escape an aircraft carrier. Let me know if it is any good. I suggested to Stuck that we watch it and he just snorted. He said he wasn't interested unless they gave the guards live ammunition. It is hard to tell sometimes when he's being serious

Posted by: Hummingbird at July 01, 2012 05:57 PM (R5yLq)

29 tcn, that is so sad, I am sorry to hear that
whereabouts are you at?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 05:57 PM (LK3ef)

30 Oh Canada!

Posted by: Pete at July 01, 2012 05:57 PM (1c7hM)

31 Chucklehead troll a couple threads down "stands with Roberts".Fucking assholes.

Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2012 05:58 PM (Xb3hu)

32 remember a few years ago, Michelle O went to serve food to the needy at a soup kitchen and half the people on line had cell phones?

Posted by: mallfly at July 01, 2012 05:58 PM (NI3M5)

33 LOLz @ RSM - http://theothermccain.com/2012/07/01/ scotus-chief-justice-at-large-rejects-obamacare-on-integrity-grounds/ [remove space]

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 05:59 PM (QTHTd)

34 tcn, good grief.  What can we do for you? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 01, 2012 05:59 PM (UOM48)

35 Anyway, times like this, close your eyes and think of - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1C5V9i6lCE

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 06:00 PM (QTHTd)

36 "Stands with Roberts". How can you stand with someone who is on their knees??

Posted by: teej at July 01, 2012 06:00 PM (cDwCa)

37 #24 We spent some time getting the basement cleaned up and reorganized today. Stuck is fixing dinner and I'm trying to keep the puppy entertained.

Posted by: Hummingbird at July 01, 2012 06:00 PM (R5yLq)

38 All I know is this POS obama actually got my blue dog dem inlaws to vote republican this year. Their transformation is epic...fucking epic.

Posted by: Berserker at July 01, 2012 06:00 PM (FMbng)

39 Georgia gives out free cellphones.  We give out lots of free stuff.

Move to Georgia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 01, 2012 06:00 PM (UOM48)

40 I can guarantee one thing about Mexico's elections today:

A corrupt idiot won.

Posted by: logprof at July 01, 2012 06:00 PM (9qNZ9)

41 Obama won in Mexico?

Posted by: mallfly at July 01, 2012 06:01 PM (NI3M5)

42 Storm is getting bad here.  Goodnight, all.  Unplugging the computer for a while.

Pray we don't get a huge pine tree or three through the roof.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 01, 2012 06:01 PM (UOM48)

43 41 Of course.

Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2012 06:02 PM (Xb3hu)

44 Jane, tell me you're not in Cook Co.

Posted by: teej at July 01, 2012 06:03 PM (cDwCa)

45 we've just had a lot of heat in the NYC area. Hope my aunt near DC is okay...

Posted by: mallfly at July 01, 2012 06:03 PM (NI3M5)

46 Mexico is a failed state.  It doesn't matter who won an election, drug gangs run the country.

Posted by: huerfano at July 01, 2012 06:03 PM (bAGA/)

47 Storm is getting bad here. Goodnight, all. Unplugging the computer for a while. Pray we don't get a huge pine tree or three through the roof. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 01, 2012 10:01 PM (UOM4 Good luck to you.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 06:03 PM (ejmiE)

48 The Russian Dash-Cam video has a moment in it that proves why one should never try to throw a kick in a real fight if one has never trained to throw a kick in a fight.

Posted by: holygoat at July 01, 2012 06:03 PM (auGuV)

49 32 Chucklehead troll a couple threads down "stands with Roberts".Fucking assholes.

Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2012 09:58 PM (Xb3hu)

 

 

Check out his only other comment on the site.  Definite Moby.

 

http://minx.cc/?post=328552  Comment 1607

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2012 06:03 PM (GULKT)

50 My power came on after I drank the last cold beer.

Shoulda drank faster but is was so damn hot.

Hottest weekend ever. Some will say global warming.

I say ObamaTax decision is the cause of it all.

Posted by: sTevo at July 01, 2012 06:04 PM (VMcEw)

51 Pretty much over the SCOTUS debacle. Only way to take care of business the way we need to, is win in November. President, Senate and more State and local positions.

Posted by: Pete at July 01, 2012 06:04 PM (1c7hM)

52 You can never go wrong trusting government issued statistics, especially when it comes to issues related to the welfare state.

Just think, all government statistics are prepared by someone that couldn't pass a real math class, based on incomplete data, and approved for release by someone with a political agenda.  What could go wrong?

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 01, 2012 06:04 PM (i3+c5)

53 Be safe Jane.

Posted by: teej at July 01, 2012 06:04 PM (cDwCa)

54 Jane D'oh,
Lookin' at the weather radar tonight, it looks like Georgia is movin' YOU!
Georgia and the Carolinas are getting shat-upon!

Posted by: ChrisP at July 01, 2012 06:04 PM (626PS)

55 Did the hoopty at the end of the Ru Dash Cam just blow up.  I didn't know they had a model that just blew up.  That's gotta be trouble on a long road trip.

Posted by: DaveA at July 01, 2012 06:06 PM (864A5)

56 51 My power came on after I drank the last cold beer.

Shoulda drank faster but is was so damn hot.

Hottest weekend ever. Some will say global warming.

I say ObamaTax decision is the cause of it all.

Posted by: sTevo at July 01, 2012 10:04 PM (VMcEw)


--After 4:30 when we returned home with wine and beer I have felt better.  Screw this Dallas heat; I ain't going out unless it's between 10 P.M. and dawn.

Posted by: logprof at July 01, 2012 06:07 PM (9qNZ9)

57 Another perfect day here near SF. Sorry.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 06:10 PM (ejmiE)

58 Another perfect day here near SF.

Really?  You mean Nancy McBotox OD'ed on her injections?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 06:10 PM (LK3ef)

59 Perfect day? Near SF? Heh. Heh heh.

Posted by: teej at July 01, 2012 06:11 PM (cDwCa)

60 Perfect day? Near SF? Heh. Heh heh. Posted by: teej at July 01, 2012 10:11 PM (cDwCa) Well, the weather is nice.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 06:13 PM (ejmiE)

61 So in America, you can be fat, own a car, a flat screen TV, and a computer, and be poor.

What a country!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 01, 2012 06:13 PM (AUeaU)

62 Another perfect day here near SF. Sorry. Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 10:10 PM (ejmiE) Almost perfect. we're getting the damned "Delta Breeze"

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 01, 2012 06:13 PM (uVuwp)

63 62 So in America, you can be fat, own a car, a flat screen TV, and a computer, and be poor.

What a country!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 01, 2012 10:13 PM (AUeaU)

 

don't forget the jacuzzi.

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2012 06:13 PM (GULKT)

64 I am poor. And Republican. Cram it, norm.

Posted by: Herpglerble at July 01, 2012 06:14 PM (QGwv0)

65 http://tinyurl.com/75m4aom

Swine Control Article at Taki

Smart Military Blog Worthy.

Posted by: sTevo at July 01, 2012 06:14 PM (VMcEw)

66 tcn, we're worried about you
like Jane said, what can we do to help?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 06:14 PM (LK3ef)

67 58. Meh

Posted by: navycopjoe who lives in waikiki at July 01, 2012 06:14 PM (RFl8c)

68 tcn, we're worried about you like Jane said, what can we do to help? Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 10:14 PM (LK3ef) Indeed so.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 06:15 PM (ejmiE)

69 So IOW the poverty line stat is just another Big Lie to keep the money flowing down to the Dem constituencies?

Ooops, I mean another tax.

Posted by: PJ at July 01, 2012 06:15 PM (DQHjw)

70 58 Another perfect day here near SF.

Sorry.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 10:10 PM (ejmiE)


San Francisco!


Cock! Sucka!!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at July 01, 2012 06:16 PM (9qNZ9)

71 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 01, 2012 06:17 PM (JMmQ9)

72 Just funnin eman. I truly hope one day the state returns to sanity so I can come see what must be some of the prettiest spots on the planet. Till then I can't support a state that sends us Boxers and Feinsteins and Pelosis and barkys.

Posted by: teej at July 01, 2012 06:17 PM (AiZkN)

73 Posted by: Mr. Wu at July 01, 2012 10:16 PM (9qNZ9) Ew!

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 06:17 PM (ejmiE)

74 Youtube suggested this video to me today.

http://tinyurl.com/89dmt67

I don't think that is good.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 01, 2012 06:19 PM (AUeaU)

75 Till then I can't support a state that sends us Boxers and Feinsteins and Pelosis and barkys. Posted by: teej at July 01, 2012 10:17 PM (AiZkN) It is tough to live here. The hippie virus is everywhere. And it is so frakking expensive. Moving out next year. Alaska, here I come.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 06:19 PM (ejmiE)

76 73. Prettiest spots on the planet Again...meh

Posted by: navycopjoe who lives in waikiki at July 01, 2012 06:19 PM (RFl8c)

77 >>Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 09:52 PM

Obama gas is costing me and extra $3000 bucks a year. That is my new television set. Can't justify a new car because the payment will outstrip the gas savings.

Hang in there.

Posted by: sTevo at July 01, 2012 06:20 PM (VMcEw)

78 87.2614% of all statistics are made up

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 01, 2012 06:20 PM (JMmQ9)

79

What's with all that ancient filler up above? The song thing, (which is not well done) has been everywhere, as has the truck wreck. I thought I was in a time warp....

.....

 

Wait, maybe......

Posted by: Meremortal at July 01, 2012 06:20 PM (Usk3+)

80 Shouldn't there be a jobs report tomorrow?

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 06:21 PM (ejmiE)

81 77 73. Prettiest spots on the planet

Again...meh

Posted by: navycopjoe who lives in waikiki at July 01, 2012 10:19 PM (RFl8c)


--Yeah.  San Fran is pretty, but not Hawaii pretty (and I've never even been to Hawaii).

Posted by: logprof at July 01, 2012 06:21 PM (9qNZ9)

82 eman, you're moving to Alaska? what part?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 06:21 PM (LK3ef)

83 "So in America, you can be fat, own a car, a flat screen TV, and a computer, and be poor. What a country!
Posted by: 18-1 at July 01, 2012 10:13 PM (AUeaU)"

Don't forget the Escalade with 26" rims, the flat-screen is 50", or better, section-8 housing, the X-Box, and the cell-phone with 200 minutes a month "So you can call your 'employer' and tell him you'll be late"...

Okay, that's hard to type. These folks live better than me. I am disgusted.
I'm trying not to be bitter, but it's getting tough.

Posted by: ChrisP at July 01, 2012 06:22 PM (626PS)

84 I should have a dash cam for the roads I drive on. Everyone takes their half out of the middle.

Posted by: sTevo at July 01, 2012 06:22 PM (VMcEw)

85 Ah yes, the EITC. Welfare, if you want it or not.

Posted by: Lauren at July 01, 2012 06:23 PM (hNLFW)

86 Well Joe I spent a fair amount of time in Waikiki in 73 and 74. Discovered real quick it was fine for fri nights but once you closed down the after hours clubs it was time to head for the north shore for the rest of the weekend.

Posted by: teej at July 01, 2012 06:23 PM (cDwCa)

87 So, I saw "Ted" just now, on a recommend from one of the morons here. I was holding out, on account of not liking Wahlberg or McFarlane. But then I remembered that I don't like anybody, so I went for it anyway. It looks like a poor rip-off of that old show "Unhappily Ever After"... but without Nikki Cox or her boobies. Epic Floppy rant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7__6Dozdlh0

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 01, 2012 06:24 PM (XYqoq)

88

On Youtube today I saw the Glove and boots Parody for "Call Me Maybe"  Found it funny and it offered the cure to get the song out of you head.  Here's the parody.    http://tinyurl.com/7kjq4zw

 

And now for the actual reason to post this.  Because of watching this song I discovered a different version of the Call Me Maybe song.  And you are welcome fellow morons.  http://tinyurl.com/6rn7rd7

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2012 06:24 PM (GULKT)

89 82. Hawaii is like Paris It would be perfect if you can get rid of the locals

Posted by: navycopjoe who lives in waikiki at July 01, 2012 06:25 PM (RFl8c)

90 eman, you're moving to Alaska? what part? Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 10:21 PM (LK3ef) Just started looking. The town of Mok sounds cool. It has about 1400 people and is in the middle of nowhere. Just what I want.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 06:25 PM (ejmiE)

91 87. Yep Still like that now We would live on the north shore if it wasn't for the traffic

Posted by: navycopjoe who lives in waikiki at July 01, 2012 06:26 PM (RFl8c)

92 Mok, Alaska?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 06:27 PM (LK3ef)

93 Mexico is a failed state. It doesn't matter who won an election, drug gangs run the country. Posted by: huerfano at July 01, 2012 10:03 PM (bAGA/) A win by a Chavez-like PRD candidate would be a disaster. Huge border with the U.S. and millions of its citizens illegally in the U.S. They would need only a small number of provocateurs, and political correctness would paralyze this country while it burns. Thankfully it looks like the PRI has won the election, so we haven't hit that worse case scenario... yet...

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 01, 2012 06:29 PM (XYqoq)

94 Sorry, folks, didn't mean to bitch and run, but I had to take a break to pull a tick off my son. Ick. Hate those little blood-suckers.

Also, probably not as bad as I made it sound, but I am on a roll. I'm considering putting on one of those sandwich boards and marching around the Capitol building here in WI. A sign concerning the malfeasance of the JEF and his fat wife, and I will throw in the teachers' union just for fun. The private sector is going down in flames and we are still listening to the whiny idiots who just cost this state some $12M on a waste-of-time recall that did exactly nothing except smack them down.

So, yeah, I'm still cranky even though we won, because we are still dealing with the drummers and losers moping around town. Guess I should consider myself lucky they aren't actively seeking jobs, since I am.

So now, I'm going back to school in the fall to see if I can do something more employable. Went to sign up and everyone there is between 18 and 22--I'm a fossil. Oh well. I'm kind of looking forward to the phlebotomy class, so I can stick it to someone the way this economy has stuck it to me.

Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 06:29 PM (eFcVx)

95 My liberal friends have been going on about the awesomeness of Obamatax and how it's going to save "the poor" (although they're unable to quantify how that will happen). To hear them talk, you'd think people are dying in the streets of consumption while the rich set them on fire in order to light the $100 bills they use to light their Cuban cigars with.

In the meantime, I'm an evil, evil taxpayer, and I don't have 1) a smartphone, 2) a Kindle, 3) an MP3 player, or 4) numerous exotic tattoos and piercings. Instead, I pay my bills, and there's no money left over for luxuries. And yet, apparently I'm a bad person for wanting the poor to be drug tested in order to receive benefits, because they're suffering so much in their poverty, it's no wonder they turn to drugs.

Pisses me off. Most of "the poor" people I've seen out and about have nicer shit than I do.

Posted by: Palandine at July 01, 2012 06:30 PM (g7D8V)

96 John Roberts is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: thirteen28 at July 01, 2012 06:30 PM (AbmsP)

97 Young Mr. Churchill's uniform is very fancy. He looks like he's missing the band. Posted by: huerfano at July 01, 2012 09:56 PM (bAGA/) For some reason, this came to mind after reading that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6LeDxlaig0

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 01, 2012 06:30 PM (XYqoq)

98 Camel Toe strikes me as a perfectly valid criterion for judges to consider in the swimsuit competition.

Posted by: epobirs at July 01, 2012 06:31 PM (kcfmt)

99 Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2012 10:24 PM (GULKT) Bless you.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 06:31 PM (ejmiE)

100 74 Posted by: Mr. Wu at July 01, 2012 10:16 PM (9qNZ9)

Ew!

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 10:17 PM (ejmiE)


--Wasn't Deadwood required viewing in these parts once upon a time?

Posted by: logprof at July 01, 2012 06:31 PM (9qNZ9)

101 Traffic up there or getting there. I imagine the place has changed a ton in 35 yrs. Used to body surf Wiamaia, Pipeline, Sunset. Dive off the falls at Wiamaia Falls.

Posted by: teej at July 01, 2012 06:32 PM (Xfofp)

102 looking forward to the phlebotomy class, so I can stick it to someone the way this economy has stuck it to me

I think you mean proctology

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 06:33 PM (QTHTd)

103 Mok, Alaska? Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 10:27 PM (LK3ef) Tok, that is. Sorry.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 06:33 PM (ejmiE)

104 tcn, well I'm a bit relieved if your prior description was only melodramatic, but if you do need some help, just holler

Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 06:33 PM (LK3ef)

105 Palandine, I'm with you there. The good part is that eventually even we will quit bitching, and get on with it.

I know I depend on my garden to feed my family, even more so now that we are dealing with hideous inflation and unemployment. Guess that's gone out of style, but we eat pretty well on the cheap around here. Now if it would just rain. I hate paying for water that is supposed to fall out of the sky for free.

Plus, those tattoos and piercings are butt ugly.

Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 06:33 PM (eFcVx)

106 just holler

Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 10:33 PM (LK3ef)


I think I just did.

Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 06:35 PM (eFcVx)

107 If the Obamatax is supposed to prevent people from being uninsured, wouldn't a tax on not being well off prevent people from being poor? Ah, such is the dizzying hights of liberal "intellect."

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 01, 2012 06:35 PM (XYqoq)

108 And I'm probably spelling Wiameia wrong. Sue me. I'm a moron.

Posted by: teej at July 01, 2012 06:36 PM (F1lOF)

109 wow, that is remote eman

Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 06:36 PM (LK3ef)

110 #94

Best thing that ever happened to the residents of the former northern portion of Mexico was the war with the US. Another go around could improve things again. Push the border south  few hundred miles, make it a territory with an option for statehood in a few decades if there is sufficient assimilation. Anyone who doesn't like it gets a free trip to the capital of their choice in South America.

Keep going until we take back the Panama Canal. That little narrow strip would be a lot easier to have as a border.


Posted by: epobirs at July 01, 2012 06:36 PM (kcfmt)

111 tcn, okay, what can we do to help out?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 06:36 PM (LK3ef)

112 wow, that is remote eman Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 10:36 PM (LK3ef) Exactly.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 06:38 PM (ejmiE)

113 58 Another perfect day here near SF.

Sorry.

Posted by: eman

Ah! Good!

Thanks for apologizing for me. It really was a gorgeous day here in the Bay Area. It makes you forget how incredibly screwed we are as a state.

Posted by: Dianna at July 01, 2012 06:38 PM (mKMj1)

114 @106, I escaped the heat of the city today to go swimming with a friend at a river about an hour west of here. She gardens a LOT, but is losing most of her crop to the drought. Her bees are dying in the hive. We watched a man fishing--he said he came out almost every day, and that was what he was feeding his family on, mostly--lots of catfish and perch, some trout.

I'm doing okay, but I'm shocked at how tough times are out there--you don't think of people fishing for subsistence in America. And I'm worried--if this drought doesn't break soon, food prices are going to go way up in a few months. I'm thinking it may be time to sell something and do a little more food storage.

Posted by: Palandine at July 01, 2012 06:38 PM (g7D8V)

115 Evening all, In the meantime, I'm an evil, evil taxpayer, and I don't have 1) a smartphone, 2) a Kindle, 3) an MP3 player, or 4) numerous exotic tattoos and piercings. Instead, I pay my bills, and there's no money left over for luxuries. And yet, apparently I'm a bad person for wanting the poor to be drug tested in order to receive benefits, because they're suffering so much in their poverty, it's no wonder they turn to drugs. Pisses me off. Most of "the poor" people I've seen out and about have nicer shit than I do. Posted by: Palandine Palandine, mu husband's libtard sister hung up on him Friday, and apparently never wants to talk to him again. He was mentioning that I had been in the hospital with chest pain (I'm okay, it's arthritis in my rib cage), my daughter has to go to Alabama to have a major surgery to fix her kidneys, and this bitch gleefully tells him he should be glad Obamacare passed so we could enjoy all that health care. He countered that we worked our asses off to get good educations, endured twenty five years plus in the same job, going to war zones, etc, and paying a buttload of money for our insurance, and we really didn't need to hear about Obamacare. She said he was an ingrate and slammed the phone down. People boggle my mind.

Posted by: moki at July 01, 2012 06:38 PM (dZmFh)

116 eman, take my word for it. Tok is NOT a place to live. It is a place to watch every stupid tourist pass through, but not a place to stay. Dusty in the summer, buried and frozen solid all winter, although there are some pretty fine ATV trails. But, no lake, no river, nothing for fun. Even the beer is expensive because it has to be flown in to Anchorage and trucked up to Tok. Bleaugh.

For my money, the Kenai peninsula is the place to be. Somewhere around Kasilof or Anchor Point. Far enough from the assholes and idiots, and close enough to get to Costco once a month to stock up. Good fishing, good moose hunting, decent weather, not so dusty or hot, not so far below zero cold.

Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 06:38 PM (eFcVx)

117 Another go around could improve things again. Push the border south few hundred miles, make it a territory with an option for statehood in a few decades if there is sufficient assimilation.Posted by: epobirs

I don't know about taking all of Mexico but it would be nice to have Baja Cali to balance out Florida's wang.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 01, 2012 06:39 PM (famk3)

118 Well tcn, I can't bring a tanker of water but I could load up the explorer with canned goods.

Posted by: teej at July 01, 2012 06:39 PM (ZhNCB)

119 good lord, moki.

Glad your chest is okay. I freaked out about chest pains a few years back. Everything was fine. It was probably gas, lol.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 06:40 PM (QTHTd)

120 Best thing that ever happened to the residents of the former northern portion of Mexico was the war with the US. Another go around could improve things again. Push the border south few hundred miles, make it a territory with an option for statehood in a few decades if there is sufficient assimilation. Anyone who doesn't like it gets a free trip to the capital of their choice in South America. Keep going until we take back the Panama Canal. That little narrow strip would be a lot easier to have as a border. Posted by: epobirs at July 01, 2012 10:36 PM (kcfmt) Can we go after Canada, Greenland, and the Caribbean as well? Hell, let's bring back the trust territories, the Ryukyu islands, and as much of the Pacific as we can. The rest of the world b*tches and complains so much about the U.S. being an empire, that we just might as well get something out of it for ourselves.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 01, 2012 06:40 PM (XYqoq)

121 Keep going until we take back the Panama Canal. That little narrow strip would be a lot easier to have as a border. Posted by: epobirs at July 01, 2012 10:36 PM (kcfmt) A good old fashioned conquest. No forms to fill out. No stopping until we hit our destination. Better late than never, I guess.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 06:41 PM (ejmiE)

122 If I move to Anchorage, I'm starting a Finnish death metal band.

And I don't even speak Finnish. I just know I'll have to do something to fill in the eternal nights of the winters there.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 06:42 PM (QTHTd)

123 117 eman, take my word for it. Tok is NOT a place to live. It is a place to watch every stupid tourist pass through, but not a place to stay. Dusty in the summer, buried and frozen solid all winter, although there are some pretty fine ATV trails. But, no lake, no river, nothing for fun. Even the beer is expensive because it has to be flown in to Anchorage and trucked up to Tok. Bleaugh.

For my money, the Kenai peninsula is the place to be. Somewhere around Kasilof or Anchor Point. Far enough from the assholes and idiots, and close enough to get to Costco once a month to stock up. Good fishing, good moose hunting, decent weather, not so dusty or hot, not so far below zero cold.

Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 10:38 PM (eFcVx)


--Damn, I don't know where Tok is.  Only been to AK once, went south from Anchorage to Seward, then east to Wrangell-St. Elias, then north to Talkeetna.  That's it.  Maybe Tok fell within that itinerary, but it would've been just a blip.

Posted by: logprof at July 01, 2012 06:42 PM (9qNZ9)

124 For my money, the Kenai peninsula is the place to be. Somewhere around Kasilof or Anchor Point. Far enough from the assholes and idiots, and close enough to get to Costco once a month to stock up. Good fishing, good moose hunting, decent weather, not so dusty or hot, not so far below zero cold. Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 10:38 PM (eFcVx) Thank you very much! Will look into that.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 06:43 PM (ejmiE)

125
Keep going until we take back the Panama Canal. That little narrow strip would be a lot easier to have as a border.


Posted by: epobirs at July 01, 2012 10:36 PM (kcfmt)

 

Have you been listening to Ron White's comedy?  You forgot to include "Swim this Bitch!"

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2012 06:44 PM (GULKT)

126 Glad your chest is okay. I freaked out about chest pains a few years back. Everything was fine. It was probably gas, lol. Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo Hey BTH!!! Chest pain is horrible, mainly because even if you know what it is (costal chondritis in my case) when it's crushing pain on your chest and left arm, you panic. And all conventional wisdom says go to the hospital for that. They were a little blase, but my ekg and labs were excellent, and when the doc pressed on my chest, they had to pull me off the ceiling. The usual symptom of costal chondritis. Anyway, the nasty part is people thinking that we should be thankful for this worthless legislation that would actually prevent me and my daughter from having care because we would have used up our "allotment" from other procedures. ARgh!!!!! Thank the Lord for good meds.

Posted by: moki at July 01, 2012 06:44 PM (dZmFh)

127

We are defining poor up.  If you ain't hungry you ain't poor used to be the standard.  Now the "poor" have color tv's, a/c, cell phones and a lot of other stuff I never dreamed of having when we were poor.

 

.

On a lighter note, who has accidentally walked in to the opposite sex's bathroom.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 01, 2012 06:44 PM (JKNDp)

128 If I move to Anchorage, I'm starting a Finnish death metal band... Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 10:42 PM Do you need a harmonica player? Full disclosure: I do not speak Finnish, nor can I play the harmonica. But I'm willing to learn to play the harmonica. Finnish, not so much

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 01, 2012 06:46 PM (JMmQ9)

129 99 Camel Toe strikes me as a perfectly valid criterion for judges to consider in the swimsuit competition.

Well, OK, but no East German judges. They are too...lenient...in...not quite the sort of way we should want.

Posted by: Splunge at July 01, 2012 06:46 PM (2IW5Q)

130 I'm thinking this is a great place for my mental health, and the rest will come. I spend a lot of time praying, and while God apparently thinks I need some more hard times, He also seems to be working on my mental health, as well. I have recently sought the local food pantry, and unlike the govt., they ask no questions, just hand out the food. I've been getting the necessities from there, and the rest out of the garden. Went fishing this weekend, and while we didn't catch anything worth frying up, we are getting better at it. I do miss the salmon in AK. Could really feed a family on that. I suspect we will be deer hunting in earnest this fall.

I guess we will get by. We always do. But it sure would be nice to have an economy that favored us for once. We really are the first generation to do worse than our parents, so I guess the war on poverty did accomplish something. It put us so far in debt that we all get to experience the joy of being broke.

So far, I haven't had to miss a meal, but I can see that time coming. We haven't paid the mortgage for three months so it is getting to be reckoning time on that as well. Maybe once we lose the house we will qualify for some of that govt money. Who knows? I hate this, but I'm also sure I'm in His hands. I refuse to lose hope.

It is truly grand to be able to come here and vent, and sorry if I shat all over the ONT.

Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 06:46 PM (eFcVx)

131 I don't carry a Swiss Army Knife these days, though I have a lot of such stuff in my backpack of tricks. I do currently have over half a terabyte of flash memory in my right-side cargo shorts pocket. Never know when I'll need to burn an OS ISO, some other utility, or the complete run of The Wire in 720p.

I only buy 64 GB drives nowadays. I expect to retire all of the 16 GB drives to a corner of the backpack within a few months. When they start offering 128 GB drives for well under a buck a gig I'll only get those and start retiring the 32 GB drives. Those the number of drives remains only mildly excessive.

Yes, I know but it's a harmless eccentricity.

Posted by: epobirs at July 01, 2012 06:46 PM (kcfmt)

132 On a lighter note, who has accidentally walked in to the opposite sex's bathroom. Posted by: Ohio Dan Okay, I've mentioned this before, but I had to deliberately walk into the men's bathroom in order to clear it for Cheney. He asked me to. I did it. He and his secret service laughed their asses off at me, cause they had taken bets I wouldn't go in. Cheney won the bet of course. My fifteen (okay three) minutes of fame.

Posted by: moki at July 01, 2012 06:46 PM (dZmFh)

133 On a lighter note, who has accidentally walked in to the opposite sex's bathroom.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 01, 2012 10:44 PM (JKNDp)


--I've not only done that, I actually pissed there before I realized what I had done.  First time I ever heard nasty-ass female farting in the shitter.  Hell, Winnipeg is both so polite and so tolerant they probably thought I was a he-she and thought nothing of it.

Posted by: logprof at July 01, 2012 06:47 PM (9qNZ9)

134 Have a great night folks.

Posted by: teej at July 01, 2012 06:47 PM (0SHei)

135 I used my extra one second in June to fuck the chicken.
 
Twice.

Posted by: John Roberts at July 01, 2012 06:47 PM (ccXZP)

136 #130

I'd say Camel Snout was a disqualifier, but if she were still provably female there would be plenty of other opportunities I'm sure.

Posted by: epobirs at July 01, 2012 06:48 PM (kcfmt)

137 So far, I haven't had to miss a meal, but I can see that time coming. We haven't paid the mortgage for three months so it is getting to be reckoning time on that as well. Maybe once we lose the house we will qualify for some of that govt money. Who knows? I hate this, but I'm also sure I'm in His hands. I refuse to lose hope. It is truly grand to be able to come here and vent, and sorry if I shat all over the ONT. Posted by: tcn No, you didn't mess up the ONT. You elevated it. That is a fine testimony, and I am humbled by your amazing faith and attitude. I will put you on my prayer list too, tcn.

Posted by: moki at July 01, 2012 06:48 PM (dZmFh)

138 Just think, all government statistics are prepared by someone that couldn't pass a real math class, based on incomplete data, and approved for release by someone with a political agenda. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 01, 2012 10:04 PM

All government statistics eventually end up somewhere in an Aaron Sorkin or David E Kelley script

Posted by: kbdabear at July 01, 2012 06:49 PM (Y+DPZ)

139 Maybe Tok fell within that itinerary, but it would've been just a blip.

Posted by: logprof at July 01, 2012 10:42 PM (9qNZ9)


Nope, you missed it. Tok is where the Glenallen Highway splits from the Al-Can and heads south to Anchorage. They have an excellent garage for fixing Winnebagos, but other than that, nothing whatsoever to keep your attention.

Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 06:49 PM (eFcVx)

140 Aloha! From beautiful (and comfy) Silicon Valley.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2012 06:50 PM (kaalw)

141 #131 Tcn don't you worry about venting. Isn't that a big part of what this place is all about? You hang in there hon, and if we can help let us know.

Posted by: Hummingbird at July 01, 2012 06:52 PM (R5yLq)

142 FYI, nobody in Alaska refers to highways by their number. Everyone knows them by name, so if you are looking at a map and trying to explain anything by number, you will get blank stares from Alaskans trying to give you directions.

Just another local quirk that makes clear if you are Cheechako or Sourdough.

Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 06:53 PM (eFcVx)

143 moki, that's awesome! Darth Cheney is truly one of the good guys. Long may he live.

tcn, even if you're not Catholic, look into the St. Vincent de Paul Society at your local Catholic Church. They help everyone regardless of faith. When you're back on your feet--which will be soon, since you're a hard worker--just pay it forward.

I'm a huge fan of charities, and I give to St. Vincent de Paul whenever I can. Very little overhead--most of the money goes to support the needy, and it's more empowering than taking taxpayer money. God bless you as you work through your difficulties.

Posted by: Palandine at July 01, 2012 06:53 PM (g7D8V)

144 Heritage Foundation information on the "Poor" in the US.  2007 information.    http://tinyurl.com/36lr75e

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2012 06:53 PM (GULKT)

145 It is truly grand to be able to come here and vent, and sorry if I shat all over the ONT.
Posted by: tcn

It's better that you vent.

There is no way that I can feel exactly what you do, but your situation does touch me. So does your fortitude. If there's a way a Californian moronette can help, let me know.

Posted by: Dianna at July 01, 2012 06:53 PM (mKMj1)

146 Palandine, mu husband's libtard sister hung up on him Friday, and apparently never wants to talk to him again. He was mentioning that I had been in the hospital with chest pain (I'm okay, it's arthritis in my rib cage), my daughter has to go to Alabama to have a major surgery to fix her kidneys, and this bitch gleefully tells him he should be glad Obamacare passed so we could enjoy all that health care.


People boggle my mind. Posted by: moki at July 01, 2012 10:38 PM

Does it ever occur to her that it won't be FREEEEE and that there will be waiting lists, rationing, and no choice of doctor?

No, I didn't think so either

Posted by: kbdabear at July 01, 2012 06:53 PM (Y+DPZ)

147 Moki, are you permitted to expand on what you were doing with Chaney?  We you secret service.  Nothing classified of course.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 01, 2012 06:53 PM (JKNDp)

148 #143

Do they actually go to the places they're named for? I've been baffled most of my life by the San Diego (405) Freeway that ends well short of San Diego.

At least the Ventura Freeway actually takes you through Ventura County and Ventura itself.

Posted by: epobirs at July 01, 2012 06:55 PM (kcfmt)

149 tcn, what do you do for a living, if you don't mind my asking?

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 06:55 PM (ejmiE)

150 142 #131 Tcn don't you worry about venting. Isn't that a big part of what this place is all about? You hang in there hon, and if we can help let us know. Posted by: Hummingbird at July 01, 2012 10:52 PM (R5yLq) --Hell yeah. I vent shit here I could not let my libtard family/friends read. It helps me function day by day.

Posted by: logprof at July 01, 2012 06:55 PM (9qNZ9)

151 Okay, stayed to read the comments up to mine. I wasn't blowing smoke tcn. I don't know if they can connect us up but ace or whoever can give my email add to ya if they're listening. I could drive up on a sat. drop the stuff off, get a room and drive back on sun. Get ahold of ace and show him this post. Night again all.

Posted by: teej at July 01, 2012 06:55 PM (RM1gx)

152 If Butkus were in the NFL now with that PC idiot Roger Goodell, he'd be suspended for a year and would be forced to take anger management courses

We won't see his kind again soon

Posted by: kbdabear at July 01, 2012 06:56 PM (Y+DPZ)

153 East German hotties : http://copydude.wordpress.com/category/ddr/

Even the morons wouldn't say "I'd hit it"

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 06:56 PM (QTHTd)

154 Good evening.

*Blinks*

I'm not in the top ten?

HOORAY!

Drinks on me.

Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 06:56 PM (HWUv9)

155 One of the great obstacles to rational voting is the belief held by many that the US government possesses vast sums of capital separate from what it wrests from productive citizens.

Another reason I'm not fond of the 24th Amendment.

Posted by: epobirs at July 01, 2012 06:56 PM (kcfmt)

156 Okay, to balance the load of crap I just dropped, I DO get to go to Alaska at the end of the month for five weeks to visit and help out my parents. Dad's stroke seems to be a near miss sort of thing--he is getting back most of his right arm and he can walk a 20 minute mile again, without a cane, so that is the good news. He can't run the Mt. Marathon this Wednesday for the first time in many years, but he will still hold the age record for 80 and over age group, so there's that, and if he gets his legs back entirely, there's no reason why he can't run it next year. I'm the third wave of kids to go up and do stuff like mow the lawn and drive mom around town--will be just like when I was living at home, except now my boy will get to make memories with my folks. Very good to look forward to. So hot dog to that!

Probably should have paid the mortgage with the cost of the tickets, but my folks are in their eighties and the house, well, it is just stuff in the end. People are more important.

Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 06:57 PM (eFcVx)

157

I have a lib sister-in-law that used to love her some SCOAMF.  Seems like the bloom is off the rose now, though.

 

She works for a subsidiary of GE and her job, along with  that of  500 co-workers just got moved to India.  Now the sister-in-law hates Jeffrey Immelt and just can't believe that her god-king Obama would take advice from Immelt.

 

Mrs Cop just told her that Obama hates America and she really didn't understand why her sister was surprised since anybody that paid attention knew what Obama actually stood for.  I don't think the s-i-l will vote for Romney but she's probably going to stay home in November

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at July 01, 2012 06:57 PM (M0NzJ)

158  tcn, Sounds like you got it rough.  Stay strong and creative.  Pick up a buck or two where ever you can.  Forget poor mans pride.  Any work is honorable if its honest.  Prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 01, 2012 06:58 PM (JKNDp)

159 148 Gosh, Ohio Dan, it's not classified, but I am embarrassed. I was a State diploweenie. The only conservative for many years, until I found a few others. It was a disheartening job.

Posted by: moki at July 01, 2012 06:58 PM (dZmFh)

160 149 #143

Do they actually go to the places they're named for? I've been baffled most of my life by the San Diego (405) Freeway that ends well short of San Diego.

At least the Ventura Freeway actually takes you through Ventura County and Ventura itself.

Posted by: epobirs at July 01, 2012 10:55 PM

Nobody who lives in LA calls the freeways by name, it's always by their number

If anyone says "San Diego Freeway" instead of "the 405", you know they're from out of town

Posted by: kbdabear at July 01, 2012 06:58 PM (Y+DPZ)

161 Probably should have paid the mortgage with the cost of the tickets, but my folks are in their eighties and the house, well, it is just stuff in the end. People are more important.
Posted by: tcn

Absolutely right.

Don't mention the mortgage issue to your mom, though, or she'll have a fit. Moms are like that.

Posted by: Dianna at July 01, 2012 06:59 PM (mKMj1)

162 Hummingbird, after watching The Great Escape.  Its watchable but not really a don't miss it type of show.

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2012 06:59 PM (GULKT)

163 Made it out of City 17, next stop White Mountain, I think.

Posted by: B5D - 19K, call me Gordon Freeman at July 01, 2012 07:00 PM (qqlqB)

164 Thanks teej. I appreciate the offer.

I've been to St. Vinnies quite a bit--they are the bomb. Great clothes and the price is completely right. They even help out with school supplies. I volunteer there to balance my debt, so to speak.

eman, I was an architect. My husband is, too, but when push came to shove, he stayed employed and I went out the door. NOT the same firm, just the same crappy economy. I'm going to study to become a medical lab tech. I figure people will keep getting sick, with or without Obamacare rationing. Why not? I'm trying to get the state to pay for retraining me. If not, we will squeeze the budget as best we can to pay for one class a semester or something.

Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 07:01 PM (eFcVx)

165 #163 Thanks for the review Buzzion. I'll see about talking Stuck into watching at least one episode.

Posted by: Hummingbird at July 01, 2012 07:02 PM (R5yLq)

166 One of the Starship Trooper sequels is on G4TV.  Its the one with Rico back in it.

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2012 07:02 PM (GULKT)

167 Most Walmarts I've seen have the men's john on the left and lady's on the right.  I went to one that had them reversed.  I walked in and began to pinch a loaf when I realized I hadn't seen any urinals in my rush to a stall.  I finished my business as quick as I could and managed to get out before any ladies entered.  I was laughing and redfaced as a ten year old when I returned to my wife.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 01, 2012 07:02 PM (JKNDp)

168 If not, we will squeeze the budget as best we can to pay for one class a semester or something. Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 11:01 PM (eFcVx) What State?

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 07:02 PM (ejmiE)

169 #160

More specifically, we call them by number and direction. For example, if I'm telling someone about when I was chauffeuring my mother in her Ford Explorer and we were rear end by a Honda sedan, I'd say I was on the 405 North near Skirball.

Posted by: epobirs at July 01, 2012 07:03 PM (kcfmt)

170 oh gawd. ST3. Jesus, that movie was terrible.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 07:03 PM (QTHTd)

171 Don't mention the mortgage issue to your mom, though, or she'll have a fit. Moms are like that.

Posted by: Dianna at July 01, 2012 10:59 PM (mKMj1)


Mom doesn't know we are in dire straights. I figure to keep it that way. She is starting to slip a bit and I'd rather she not have to deal with any more stress than caring for dad while he gets better.


But yes, she would have a conniption.

Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 07:03 PM (eFcVx)

172 We award Ohio Dan's stool 10 points out of 10

Posted by: the East German judges at July 01, 2012 07:04 PM (QTHTd)

173 eman--WI. Place of crying cheesehead boy post election.

Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 07:04 PM (eFcVx)

174 Sometimes you've just got to put on a bad movie.  Especially if you can't find anything else on.

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2012 07:05 PM (GULKT)

175 #171

Oddly, the animated series was pretty good. They snuck Heinlein back into it.

Posted by: epobirs at July 01, 2012 07:05 PM (kcfmt)

176 Moki, I am always impressed with the quality of folks that haunt this lair.  Last year I flew one of Biden's aids in my balloon.  I didn't talk politics or throw him out af the balloon as he was substantially larger than me.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 01, 2012 07:05 PM (JKNDp)

177 Posted by: moki at July 01, 2012 10:48 PM (dZmFh)

Understand where you are coming from... I'm trying to sell my home - I was able to pay 3/4 of my mortgage over the last few months after I lost my job (thanks to my military retirement), but the bank doesn't seem to be happy with that - gee do I pay all of the mortgage or do I lose the car...or not eat for the month?

Finally got an offer today that was decent - now if the realtor and my soon to be ex-wife don't screw up the process, I should be out of the house and into something else by the middle of August...

Posted by: Mjölnir the banhammer at July 01, 2012 07:06 PM (Jls4P)

178 156  You sure took a lot of words to say "Obama's Stash." 

Posted by: no good deed at July 01, 2012 07:06 PM (0lYad)

179 Ohio Dan: Having a six year old means no more embarrassment over bathrooms, girls or boys side. Honestly, that kid will crap anywhere. And, since he can't read, if the sign isn't clear, he just heads into whichever door is closer.

Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 07:06 PM (eFcVx)

180 #177

Talk about ballast...

Posted by: epobirs at July 01, 2012 07:06 PM (kcfmt)

181 epobirs, yeah, I bought the DVDs... it was weird how they released them out of order. Sold them off again, though.

The best scene was the mock "recruitment video" they did in the first episode-series, though; might have been the only bit they played for satire.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 07:07 PM (QTHTd)

182 172, prayin, tcn!

Posted by: B5D - 19K, call me Gordon Freeman at July 01, 2012 07:07 PM (qqlqB)

183 177-Dan, between your walmart bathroom story, and being respectful to a Biden aide, my respect for you are increased geometrically!! You are a man among men! Was the Biden aide nice, or just as ditzy as his boss?

Posted by: moki at July 01, 2012 07:07 PM (dZmFh)

184 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVj4f6qP3zA - putting on some Wheel

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 07:08 PM (QTHTd)

185

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 01, 2012 11:02 PM (JKNDp)


Ladies room is the better one.  Not that women are less inclined to make a mess but the cleaning people do a better job cleaning it.


Shit well, my friend!

Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 07:08 PM (HWUv9)

186 My youngest grandchild squirted past his diaper onto my daughter and the floor.  She had no choice but to change him in the wine section of Meijer's.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 01, 2012 07:09 PM (JKNDp)

187 We've got a fairly lush garden, mainly in pots, but several plants keep trying to escape. If they get a taproot through into the ground, sometimes your first hint is an explosion of growth. Then, when you move the pot, it severs the taproot and half the plant dies.

So we decided to have a barbecue tonight and "smoke" a little chicken and veggies. We simply take trimmings of appropriate plants and cover the part of the grill where we're not cooking. But one of the plants I used was a sage that had rooted in, grew, and now was dying back 'cause the taproot was gone (the other main one is a rosemary that's going to have the same problem shortly). First thing I notice is that the little "puff-puff-puff" I'm supposed to be getting is looking more like "3-alarm fire in residential neighborhood"....and some smoke is even blowing into the house. So I open it up to take a peek and the little bastard flash-fired. Bad behavior!!!

So if I seem a little scorched tonight....or if you think it smells a bit smoky downwind from me -- well, that's why.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2012 07:09 PM (kaalw)

188 Drum solo, anyone?

DAVE LOMBARDO GO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG9IOZqGHdM

Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 07:09 PM (HWUv9)

189 Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 01, 2012 11:02 PM (JKNDp)

--Glad it was just #1 when I was in the wrong lav.

Posted by: logprof at July 01, 2012 07:10 PM (9qNZ9)

190 He was a nice you man from Minnesota in town while Biden was bringing down the IQ average of Cincinnati.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 01, 2012 07:10 PM (JKNDp)

191 Sorry - my last should have been for tcn...

Posted by: Mjölnir the banhammer at July 01, 2012 07:10 PM (Jls4P)

192 #179

That is merely the most recent permutation. I prefer the classic 'largesse from the public treasury.' Though the source is up for dispute.

en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Alexander_Fraser_Tytler

Posted by: epobirs at July 01, 2012 07:11 PM (kcfmt)

193 So if I seem a little scorched tonight....or if you think it smells a bit smoky downwind from me -- well, that's why.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2012 11:09 PM (kaalw)


So anyone up for grilled squid?

Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 07:11 PM (HWUv9)

194 I'm heading upstairs.  Goodnight folks.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 01, 2012 07:11 PM (JKNDp)

195 I don't know about the women's restroom being better than the men's.  I've seen some really nasty things in the ladies room. 

Posted by: no good deed at July 01, 2012 07:11 PM (0lYad)

196 By the way, Rupert Murdoch doubts that Romney can win ..

Met Romney last week. Tough O Chicago pros will be hard to beat unless he drops old friends from team and hires some real pros. Doubtful.

I assume he means "real pros" to be backstabbers like Nicolle Wallace and Steve Schmidt

Romney's people are already running circles around what McCain's "real pros" were doing, and certainly fighting in a way Karl Rove wouldn't have the balls for





Posted by: kbdabear at July 01, 2012 07:12 PM (Y+DPZ)

197 Holy moly. I made the top ten.

My momma would be sooooo proud of me.  . . .. .  NOT.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 07:12 PM (CP+yl)

198 So anyone up for grilled squid?

Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 11:11 PM (HWUv9)



I wasn't, but got it anyway.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2012 07:13 PM (kaalw)

199

"I don't know about the women's restroom being better than the men's. I've seen some really nasty things in the ladies room. "

 

.

 

HOVERING

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 01, 2012 07:13 PM (JKNDp)

200 In Austin we call street by names that don't even appear on all or any of the street signs. Example: Highway 1= Mopac Guadalupe= Guad-a-loop I'm convinced this is done just to confuse out of towners, and don't get me started with the name of the lake.

Posted by: Lauren at July 01, 2012 07:13 PM (QULHk)

201 178-God love you, Mjolnir. I can't begin to imagine all the crap you have gone through between the dropped economy and going through a divorce and settling assets. Bless your heart. THe medical bills are killing us right now. We have good insurance, but it only covers 80%, and no dental or optical, and the four of us are blind as bats. So for someone to crow at me that things are getting better when they are not, it frosts me a wee bit. PRaying for you-I hope we all receive relief from the ills of this world this week. We all seem to be needing it now.

Posted by: moki at July 01, 2012 07:13 PM (dZmFh)

202 I doubt that Rupert has all his marbles still. Or at least doesn't know where they are.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 07:13 PM (CP+yl)

203 The poverty level was enacted in 67 with LBJ and the Civil Rights Act and therefore was confirmed with affirmative action and the Sandra Day O 'conner initiative for all mankind.

Posted by: Clemenza at July 01, 2012 07:13 PM (6SKW/)

204 -Glad it was just #1 when I was in the wrong lav. Posted by: logprof at July 01, 2012 11:10 PM (9qNZ9) Ditto, but I was spotted on the way out. Alcohol may have played a role. I still remember thinking as I went in, "damn, it smells nice in here!"

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 07:14 PM (ejmiE)

205 Steve Schmidt is high on my shortlist of those I'd send on a manned mission to Venus.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 07:14 PM (QTHTd)

206 I still remember thinking as I went in, "damn, it smells nice in here!"

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 11:14 PM (ejmiE)


Whatever the reason for the smell I'm pretty sure it ain't cause women shit roses.

Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 07:15 PM (HWUv9)

207 Met Romney last week. Tough O Chicago
pros will be hard to beat unless he drops old friends from team and
hires some real pros. Doubtful.
I assume he means "real pros" to be backstabbers like Nicolle Wallace and Steve SchmidtRomney's people are already running circles around what McCain's "real pros" were doing, and certainly fighting in a way Karl Rove wouldn't have the balls for





Posted by: kbdabear at July 01, 2012 11:12 PM (Y+DPZ)


--Murdoch is the Beano Cooke of political analysis.

Posted by: logprof at July 01, 2012 07:16 PM (9qNZ9)

208 Steve Schmidt, honorary chairman emeritus of the He-Man Women Hater's Club.

Posted by: epobirs at July 01, 2012 07:16 PM (kcfmt)

209 More drum solos?

MIKE PORTNOY GO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmbayHHUPcA

Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 07:16 PM (HWUv9)

210 Night Ohio Dan, Night all-the painkillers have kicked in, and I am heading to bed. Hope your week is a vast improvement over the last one, and prayers for safety going out to all the morons in Colorado, and the East Coast!

Posted by: moki at July 01, 2012 07:17 PM (dZmFh)

211

Murdoch supported Obama in 2008.  I don't give a damn what that pathetic ass thinks of Romney.

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2012 07:17 PM (GULKT)

212 Good night, Dan, Moki.

Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 07:17 PM (HWUv9)

213 I've seen some nasty things come OUT of ladies restrooms.

But yes the ladies used to get the deluxe treatment as far as lounging facilities in a restroom.

Every factory I ever worked for had sofas, cots and other accoutrements that were missing from the men's.

Of course THEY see limited access compared to men's because we can pee into a device on the wall which takes up less space. Whereas the ladies usually squat and that takes more room.

Sorry ladies the lack of facilities compared to men's is your own fault. If you had just learned how to pee standing up just think of all the aggravation that could have been avoided.

[snort]

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 07:18 PM (CP+yl)

214 'Night, moki and Ohio Dan!

There's still booze left: can't sleep yet.

Posted by: logprof at July 01, 2012 07:18 PM (9qNZ9)

215 epobirs- I would not be one bit surprised if Schmidt had track #16 from "The Chronic" as his ringtone back in 2008. . .

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 07:19 PM (QTHTd)

216 Steve Schmidt is high on my shortlist of those I'd send on a manned mission to Venus.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 11:14 PM (QTHTd)


Strapped on the outside as ballast maybe.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 07:19 PM (CP+yl)

217 I want to buy Steve Schmidt for a rabid pit bull.

FTFY

Posted by: epobirs at July 01, 2012 07:19 PM (kcfmt)

218 What the trader told us was that the bank could not be seen to be borrowing at high rates, so we were putting in low Libor submissions, the same as everyone. How could we do that? Easy. The British Bankers' Association, which compiled Libor, asked for a rate submission but there were no checks. The trader said there was a general acceptance that you lowered the price a few basis points each day.

According to the trader, "everyone knew" and "everyone was doing it". There was no implication of illegality. After all, there were 20 to 30 people in the room – from management to economists, structuring teams to salespeople – and more on the teleconference dial-in from across the country.

... this story makes it look like those guys a zerohedge.com are holding back.
I always thought they were a bit too paranoid, but they had cause ...

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 01, 2012 07:20 PM (e8kgV)

219 [snort]

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 11:18 PM (CP+yl)


Maybe some kind of vacuum tube attachment...*Gets ideas*

Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 07:20 PM (HWUv9)

220 Had a really good cigar last night. At first I didn't like it, but later it turned out to be one of the best so far. It's supposed to be a close approximation of a Cuban.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 07:20 PM (ejmiE)

221

Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 10:46 PM (eFcVx)



tcn, your story is incredible.  your faith is so strong.  best of luck to you.  and I'm serious, if you ever need something, just drop me a line, chem dot jeff at yahoo dot com, I live in NW MO and it's only a day's drive from WI (well, southern WI anyway) and I'd be happy to hop on up there and deliver something or help out in some way.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 07:21 PM (LK3ef)

222 I want to buy Steve Schmidt a rabid pit bull. Posted by: runninrebel at July 01, 2012 11:18 PM (N/1Dm) I'd feel sorry for the rabid pit bull.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 01, 2012 07:23 PM (XYqoq)

223 Islamic Rage Boy: I was over there today too - http://www.zerohedge.com/news/ dark-pool-truth-about-what-really-goes-stock-market [delete space]

It's an excerpt from Scott Patterson, "Dark Pools". It looks as if the Wall Street game might be rigged or something

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 07:24 PM (QTHTd)

224

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 11:20 PM (ejmiE)

 

Check out Andres Ramos Cigars in Newark NJ for great affordable cigars.  They will ship them to you.  Nice people.

Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2012 07:25 PM (e2rMB)

225 64 62 So in America, you can be fat, own a car, a flat screen TV, and a computer, and be poor. What a country! Posted by: 18-1 at July 01, 2012 10:13 PM (AUeaU) don't forget the jacuzzi. Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2012 10:13 PM (GULKT) and don't forget that they're so fat that they need taxpayer supported gastric bypasses.

Posted by: Avi at July 01, 2012 07:25 PM (51xVX)

226 #203 I've been lucky so far and managed to keep my job. I'm not sure how much longer that will last. A lot of people getting laid off where I work. I had to drop my insurance to the lowest level they offer because I couldn't afford it anymore. I consider myself fortunate though just to still have a job.

Posted by: Hummingbird at July 01, 2012 07:26 PM (R5yLq)

227 isn't it amazing that giving money etc to the poor makes them want to stay that way?

Posted by: Avi at July 01, 2012 07:26 PM (51xVX)

228 From Insty http://taxornotax.posterous.com/

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 07:27 PM (ejmiE)

229 Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2012 11:25 PM (e2rMB) Noted and thanks.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 07:28 PM (ejmiE)

230 I had to drop my insurance to the lowest level they offer because I couldn't afford it anymore. I consider myself fortunate though just to still have a job. Posted by: Hummingbird at July 01, 2012 11:26 PM

Too low! Submit your generous donation at once

Posted by: John Roberts at July 01, 2012 07:28 PM (Y+DPZ)

231 Good night! I'm going to try to pretend to be all cheery and shiny for work tomorrow.

Posted by: Dianna at July 01, 2012 07:29 PM (mKMj1)

232 I decided yesterday that journalists are now at the top of the most dishonest occupations list.  Amazingly, they are now above politicians. 

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 01, 2012 07:29 PM (bMLFV)

233 I decided yesterday that journalists are now at the top of the most dishonest occupations list. Amazingly, they are now above politicians.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 01, 2012 11:29 PM (bMLFV)


The problem is calling them "journalists".


We need a term that's fitting and accurate.  Something like...I dunno...bullshit peddlers.

Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 07:31 PM (HWUv9)

234 Hitler reacts to the new Morbid Angel album.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ZpJ4lvEs8

Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 07:33 PM (HWUv9)

235 239, that you Robert?

Posted by: B5D - 19K, call me Gordon Freeman at July 01, 2012 07:33 PM (qqlqB)

236 Radio Derb on 29 June: "There is now no limit on the taxing power, wails one conservative blogger. For goodness sake! when did was there ever any limit? Today's top marginal tax rate is 35%. When I first landed on these shores in 1973, it was 70%. 20 years before that, it was 92%."

Amendment XVI Delenda Est.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 07:34 PM (QTHTd)

237

Posted by: B5D - 19K, call me Gordon Freeman at July 01, 2012 11:33 PM (qqlqB)


Yeppers.

Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 07:35 PM (HWUv9)

238 Amendment XVI Delenda Est. Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 11:34 PM (QTHTd) Don't get me started.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 07:36 PM (ejmiE)

239 It won't happen, of course. The Sixteenth Amendment is too beloved of the progressive classes. Woodrow Wilson has already made us fascist; it is only a question of whether it should be a fascism for whites (Wilson), a fascism for blacks (Obama), or for Hispanics (some Bush grandkid, 2070 or so).

Who? to whom? was Lenin's question.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 07:36 PM (QTHTd)

240 Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 11:31 PM (HWUv9)

I think the bullshit slipped in when they changed to journalists from reporters.  Aww, who am I kidding?  They've always been full of manure.

Posted by: no good deed at July 01, 2012 07:36 PM (0lYad)

241 I probably shouldn't have got started.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 07:37 PM (QTHTd)

242 heh, Dick Butkus. Him and Ray Nitschke are the two nicest people I've ever met in my life

Posted by: The Dude at July 01, 2012 07:37 PM (tw6Ar)

243 All this trash talk about John Roberts...Roberts an asshole...Roberts a scumbag...someone's an apostrophe away from giving me a sad.

So...Bob.

Which is a verb but I'll take what I can get.

Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 07:37 PM (HWUv9)

244 The problem is calling them "journalists".
We need a term that's fitting and accurate. Something like...I dunno...bullshit peddlers.

Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 11:31 PM (HWUv9)


I've always been fond of presstitute.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 07:39 PM (CP+yl)

245 238: ja-whore-nalists

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 01, 2012 07:40 PM (I2LwF)

246 Oh crap, look at the time!

Gotta get ready for woik.

Catch ya'll later.

If anyone wins the lotto I expect to be notified so you can buy me a free round.  For life.

Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 07:40 PM (HWUv9)

247
I've always been fond of presstitute.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 11:39 PM (CP+yl)


Okay, that I like.  No, I love.

Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 07:41 PM (HWUv9)

248 245 Posted by: Bob at July 01, 2012 11:31 PM (HWUv9)

I think the bullshit slipped in when they changed to journalists from reporters. Aww, who am I kidding? They've always been full of manure.

Posted by: no good deed at July 01, 2012 11:36 PM (0lYad)



They lost all semblance of honor when they started to bleat about their integrity as being why people should listen to them. If they'd had actual integrity, they wouldn't need to talk about it so much.



Small-town newspapers used to have some doozies. Place I used to live, when a well-known local man showed up at the local hospital to have a still-functioning vibrator removed from a non-recreational section of his lower GI tract, it ran on the top-right corner of page 3 with the headline "The Agony and the Ecstasy".

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2012 07:42 PM (kaalw)

249 You know who sucks ass? Betty White, that's who!

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 01, 2012 07:44 PM (I2LwF)

250 241 Radio Derb on 29 June: "There is now no limit on the taxing power, wails one conservative blogger. For goodness sake! when did was there ever any limit? Today's top marginal tax rate is 35%. When I first landed on these shores in 1973, it was 70%. 20 years before that, it was 92%."

Amendment XVI Delenda Est.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 11:34 PM (QTHTd)


--Where is Radio Derb housed now?  i thought it went out of business after the Trayvon hubbub.

Posted by: logprof at July 01, 2012 07:45 PM (9qNZ9)

251 logprof: http://takimag.com/radioderb

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 07:46 PM (QTHTd)

252 You know who sucks ass? Betty White, that's who! Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 01, 2012 11:44 PM (I2LwF) Full blown Commie.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 07:46 PM (ejmiE)

253 I've read some doozies in the crime blotter.  The best one was when we lived in Shreveport.  A gal caught her brother in flagrante delicto with her favorite pig.  The kicker part of the article was the police had to take her statement and "collect evidence."  I felt sorry for the officer who drew the short stick. 

Posted by: no good deed at July 01, 2012 07:47 PM (0lYad)

254 Winston Churchill was quite a guy, I can never work out why the Brits don't give him more respect. Admiral Nelson didn't do half what Winston did for the nation, and he has a thirty food pillar and a part of the city named after him. Churchill? A little bust by a building.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2012 07:47 PM (r4wIV)

255 Once, on vacation in the Bahamas, I was hung over as hell. Stumbled of the sail boat to the marina and into the showers/bathroom. Did the shit, shower and shave thing and, on my way out noticed "Women" on the door. Thank God no one else came in while I was there.

Posted by: Scont at July 01, 2012 07:48 PM (pCuII)

256 As hilarious as the golden girls is, even though it's preachy and filled with cheap plugs for othe NBC shows of the day, the thing that keeps me from enjoying it is knowing she's such an Obama puke.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 01, 2012 07:48 PM (I2LwF)

257 Posted by: no good deed at July 01, 2012 11:47 PM (0lYad) Obviously, he tripped and his wang got accidentally stuck in the pig. Happens all the time. That's why pork is so expensive.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 07:48 PM (ejmiE)

258

Posted by: no good deed at July 01, 2012 11:47 PM (0lYad)



I guess that's what is known as "Cajun Bacon"

Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 07:48 PM (LK3ef)

259 Dumbasses. For example, you can introduce Paul Krugman as "Paul Krugman, dumbass with the New York Times,"

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 01, 2012 11:43 PM (OWjjx)

 

I believe you're missing something about Enron in that title...

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2012 07:50 PM (GULKT)

260 Winston Churchill was quite a guy, I can never work out why the Brits don't give him more respect

Possibly because various families of the deceased were still sore about Gallipoli... There was also his return as Prime Minister in the 1950s, in which he basically snoozed through office and let that clown Eden run the place

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 07:51 PM (QTHTd)

261 What IS IT with people doing drugs, stripping off their clothes, and then running wild in the streets!? ANOTHER one in Indianapolis! Video @ DailyMail.UK

Posted by: Swing State Disaster Relief at July 01, 2012 07:52 PM (AzwZn)

262 Oh, got a doozy for you guys. We were in an Independence Day parade today and we were right behind Joe Kennedy. The parade organizers made sure nobody was going to hand anything out and each candidate only had six people max. Well as soon as we're we're our of sight of te marshaling area, joe's contingent swelled to 14, 25, 30, until by the end there were Lmost 50 volunteers with him. And the whole time, they were handing out stickers for him. If he's cheating at parades, you know he's going to cheat at everything. Alternate moral: Democrats think 6 is 50; no wonder our debt is this high.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 01, 2012 07:53 PM (I2LwF)

263 ''Winston Churchill was quite a guy, I can never work out why the Brits don't give him more respect''




Because he had balls that fucking clank.

Posted by: Berserker at July 01, 2012 07:53 PM (FMbng)

264 Insty reports the Hill saying Boehner ready to take Holder to Federal Court in fight over F and F docs. That'll scare 'im.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 07:54 PM (ejmiE)

265 Young Winston looks like a badass even at that age.

Posted by: Cicero at July 01, 2012 07:54 PM (6j180)

266 Churchill wasn't the bad guy at Gallipoli, but yeah I can see where people would be annoyed at that. I'd say he pretty well redeemed himself by oh, SAVING CIVILIZATION though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2012 07:55 PM (r4wIV)

267 Okay, having read through it, Churchill's last term as Prime Minister wasn't his fault. He was getting on in years and (I didn't know this) had suffered strokes. He really should have retired to a nice cottage and continued writing books.

It's Eden and other Tory bigwigs I'm going to blame for the 1950s.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 07:55 PM (QTHTd)

268 268, cheating is part of what they are.

Posted by: B5D - 19K, call me Gordon Freeman at July 01, 2012 07:56 PM (qqlqB)

269 Boner should invite holder to the house on an unrelated matter and get the sergeant at arms to arrest his ass.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 01, 2012 07:56 PM (I2LwF)

270 Britain went Socialist decades ago and has turned into a faded former movie star who is tended to by a bald guy named Max.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 07:57 PM (ejmiE)

271 All right, time to pack it in.

(I still have some booze left but want to keep up appearances with the wifey.)

'Night y'all!

Posted by: logprof at July 01, 2012 07:57 PM (9qNZ9)

272 I'll be damned If I let another Kennedy get elected without doing everything in my power to legally stop him.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 01, 2012 07:58 PM (I2LwF)

273 Betty White is just old and lost her mind.  Though 40 years ago she was a full blown commie.

Posted by: dogfish at July 01, 2012 07:58 PM (N2yhW)

274 I could call journalists Assistant Crack Whores, but I don't want to get sued by Assistant Crack Whores.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2012 08:01 PM (ejmiE)

275 269 ''Winston Churchill was quite a guy, I can never work out why the Brits don't give him more respect''




Because he had balls that fucking clank.

Posted by: Berserker at July 01, 2012 11:53 PM (FMbng)



Sounds about right.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2012 08:03 PM (kaalw)

276 hi ont, hope everyone on the east coast is doing ok. Been paraying for you with all the storms/heat and power outages.

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 01, 2012 08:03 PM (fHyXI)

277 Maybe, just maybe an alert and healthy Churchill could have saved England again, from its leftist twit politicians. Maybe.
Probably not, though. They would have just done it all later. Not even Margaret Thatcher could save them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2012 08:03 PM (r4wIV)

278 Scont, honestly, at the Bahamas they're probably used to drunk tourists taking the wrong door....

My brother went to the Bahamas and hated it. He thought the people were rude, that they were just being told to be nice to tourists and that they secretly hated them.

I told him he should have gone to Barbados instead. Maybe I had a better time in "Bimshire" than he did in Nassau because I passed as a Brit and not an American. Or maybe not. I suspect that in Barbados, the tourists you don't want to look like are Australian - the Australian tourists were the absolute worst I've seen anywhere.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 08:06 PM (QTHTd)

279 260 Winston Churchill was quite a guy, I can never work out why the Brits don't give him more respect. Admiral Nelson didn't do half what Winston did for the nation, and he has a thirty food pillar and a part of the city named after him. Churchill? A little bust by a building.

More than a bust. Not little. And by more than just any building. Remove the space to see

http://en.wikipedia. org/wiki/Statue_of_Winston_Churchill,_Parliament_Square

Posted by: Splunge at July 01, 2012 08:06 PM (2IW5Q)

280 Okay, now I pulled tick number two off my husband. Damned if we are going hiking again any time soon. Little blood-suckers. Remind me too much of the Obamas.


You guys are making me misty eyed. Thanks for the support and shoulder for crying/beer for whining into. I can always count on morons to make me feel better about a world where morons exist and even thrive.


Time for bed.

Posted by: tcn at July 01, 2012 08:07 PM (eFcVx)

281 Splunge, just awful what the leftists are doing to that statue. Ignorant bastards. Maybe they can ponder that if Churchill hadn't been there, what the Nazi occupation government, run no doubt by the restored Edward VIII, would have done to the Left in Britain...

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 08:11 PM (QTHTd)

282 ... oh yeah, the Nazis probably would have hired all the worst Leftists and set them loose on Middle England.

I forgot.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 08:13 PM (QTHTd)

283 287, Amen.

Posted by: B5D - 19K, call me Gordon Freeman at July 01, 2012 08:14 PM (qqlqB)

284 In a online poll conducted by Reuters/Ipsos of registered voters AFTER the Supreme Court ObamaCare ruling: 81% of Republicans OPPOSE Obamacare. 62% of Independents OPPOSE Obamacare. 25% of Democrats OPPOSE Obamacare. So what's the title of the article publishing these figures? SUPPORT FOR OBAMACARE RISES AFTER RULING!

Posted by: Swing State Disaster Relief at July 01, 2012 08:16 PM (AzwZn)

285 290, SSDR, Jeebus...

Posted by: B5D - 19K, call me Gordon Freeman at July 01, 2012 08:17 PM (qqlqB)

286

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 11:34 PM (QTHTd)

 

They are correct.  The power to tax is not unlimited.  They can tax Income DIRECTLY, and it does not have to be capitated, but all other Direct Taxes must still be capitated.

 

Just as Imposts, Excises, and duty taxes must be uniform throughout the United States.

 

Problem is that while the individual tax within ObamaCare IS tied to income, the BUSINESS tax of 2K on each person you do not cover, is not.  Its a Direct UnCapitated Tax.

 

Add in the religious exemptions, and the fact that some States will be able to opt out (making them non uniform, and giving some religions an advantage)....

 

They are correct, Roberts threw out EVERY Limit on Taxs by the Feds.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2012 08:21 PM (lZBBB)

287 Dick Butkus made great beer commercials in the 80s

http://tinyurl.com/7ejgguo


Posted by: kbdabear at July 01, 2012 08:22 PM (Y+DPZ)

288 278 Truman, quelle surprise. Rules are for proles.
 
Still, I'm sure you have video evidence -- try to get it on the local news, in the local paper, some kind of press. It just sounds like a planned deliberate violation of the agreed upon participation rules.
 
And yeah, to the typical Kennedy voter this is going to look like a big plus, not a negative. "Look how clever he was!"

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2012 08:25 PM (ccXZP)

289 Good evening amigos.  My weekend was greatly enhanced with that extra second.  I savored it, for about a second

Posted by: zeera at July 01, 2012 08:26 PM (XtxRN)

290 The religious exemptions frost me. That's First Amendment violation, if you ask me; to tax / penalise all faiths but the Religion of Allah

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 08:28 PM (QTHTd)

291 Watching the swimming trials for the Olympics, phelps kickin ass again. We watched the womens gymnastics last night, they dont look so good. Not seein many gold medals there.

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 01, 2012 08:29 PM (fHyXI)

292 "While we were wringing our hands over the Obamacare SCOTUS fiasco, he went and reinstated a 27-year offshore drilling moratorium, effectively putting the entire continental shelf off-limits to new oil and gas exploration until 2035".
http://tinyurl.com/bmt588b
H/T   http://wyblog.us/blog
This needs to be shared with our Liberal friends.  Ask them how do they like $5.00 gallon petrol?    The only reason it currently is near $3.50 is because the Obama economy is swirling the toilet.

Posted by: political correctness czar at July 01, 2012 08:31 PM (UUZJA)

293 OK, I'm out I'll be in Bennington, VT the week of the 9th, mark your calendars accordingly tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 01, 2012 08:33 PM (JMmQ9)

294 They are correct. The power to tax is not unlimited. They can tax Income DIRECTLY, and it does not have to be capitated, but all other Direct Taxes must still be capitated. Capitated? I can fix that

Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre at July 01, 2012 08:37 PM (XYqoq)

295 tcn, good night
I'm serious, contact me if you need anything

Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 08:40 PM (LK3ef)

296 298, pcc, THE BALLS ON THESE GUYS!

Posted by: B5D - 19K, call me Gordon Freeman at July 01, 2012 08:42 PM (qqlqB)

297 $5.00 gallon petrol

Ah, yes; another American brought on to the Anglo dark side. I would offer you tea but, you know.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 08:45 PM (QTHTd)

298 Australian - the Australian tourists were the absolute worst I've seen anywhere.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 02, 2012 12:06 AM (QTHTd)


I have met Aussies more or less in every country I've traveled to, and thought they were friendly and helpful...always thought the Saudis/Kuwaitis were the most insufferable, obnoxious pricks with a passport.

Posted by: model_1066 at July 01, 2012 08:47 PM (PWwbk)

299 the Australian tourists were the absolute worst I've seen anywhere.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 02, 2012 12:06 AM (QTHTd)



On our Fiji trip, we were staying at a place in Taveuni for a bit, and halfway through there was this junket for Australian travel agents (so that they could recommend it to their clients [**cough** kickback **cough**]. So, no great surprise they're on the next morning's dive.


We had a lot of fine diving in Fiji, but on this one we saw a banded sea snake. Very cool snake with white and black bands around it -- lives in open water, but doesn't have to worry about much as it slithers through the coral looking for fish....because it's a close relative of the cobra and slings a potent neurotoxin -- potent, as in most people don't make it out of the water, much less back to the dock. And we're about 15-20 feet away, pointing, and trying to give off a "we don't bother you, you don't bother us, everybody's cool" vibe -- and those yahoo Aussies go charging off after the thing and try to get it out of the reef so this guy with a 87-pound camera rig can get a "good shot". Not a "natural shot", mind you, where it'd be doing its business along the reef looking for food -- more like the shot of it, half-angry and half-panicked, bolting away from the harassment towards a pair of Americans frantically going "vibe, vibe, vibe, vibe...."

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2012 08:47 PM (kaalw)

300 302 298, pcc, THE BALLS ON THESE GUYS!

Posted by: B5D - 19K, call me Gordon Freeman at July 02, 2012 12:42 AM (qqlqB)

Well when 70% of Americans can name all the people on jersey shore, but not name the justice who just screwed us, we should not be surprised.

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 01, 2012 08:47 PM (fHyXI)

301 was scanning the comments and saw someone mention Tok, Alaska.  Never been to that part of the state, but when I was in high school the goalie for my hockey team was from there.  I'll agree with the Kenai being a good place to go...I'm familiar with the Sterling area mostly.  Moose are one of those animals that look like they're put together wrong, but they are so graceful and powerful it is stunning.

Posted by: model_1066 at July 01, 2012 08:52 PM (PWwbk)

302 now I pulled tick number two off my husband.

heavy socks, pre-treated ?permethrin? long pants. It takes hours for Lyme Disease to spread out of the tick. 

Staying out of long grass where deer have been bedding really helps.

Posted by: DaveA at July 01, 2012 08:52 PM (864A5)

303 Still not ever seen a moose here. Lots of elks, around Estes, but not meese yet.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 08:54 PM (QTHTd)

304 308 now I pulled tick number two off my husband.

heavy socks, pre-treated ?permethrin? long pants. It takes hours for Lyme Disease to spread out of the tick.

Staying out of long grass where deer have been bedding really helps.

Posted by: DaveA at July 02, 2012 12:52 AM (864A5)

Or move to nv where the ticks say, man its just to fkin hot there, we will pass.

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 01, 2012 08:54 PM (fHyXI)

305 Ticks are the only chance you get to crush blood-sucking parasites with your fingernails.

Posted by: DaveA at July 01, 2012 08:55 PM (864A5)

306 I've seen a few moose up in Wyoming, never in Colorado.  The Kenai has more moose than Denver has pigeons, it seems.

Posted by: model_1066 at July 01, 2012 08:56 PM (PWwbk)

307 okay going to bed
good night all
have a great week, and try to forget about last week

Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2012 08:59 PM (LK3ef)

308 have a great week, and try to forget about last week

Sage advice... goodnight, cj

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 09:01 PM (QTHTd)

309 "I CAUGHT YOU RICHARDSON....STUFFING SPIT-BACK IN YOUR VILE MAWWW"

Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at July 01, 2012 09:01 PM (LzwaA)

310

South Park movie on.

 

Shut your fucking face Uncle Fuckaaaaa

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2012 09:08 PM (GULKT)

311 292
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 01, 2012 11:34 PM (QTHTd)

They are correct. The power to tax is not unlimited. They can tax Income DIRECTLY, and it does not have to be capitated, but all other Direct Taxes must still be capitated.

Just as Imposts, Excises, and duty taxes must be uniform throughout the United States.

Problem is that while the individual tax within ObamaCare IS tied to income, the BUSINESS tax of 2K on each person you do not cover, is not. Its a Direct UnCapitated Tax.

Add in the religious exemptions, and the fact that some States will be able to opt out (making them non uniform, and giving some religions an advantage)....

They are correct, Roberts threw out EVERY Limit on Taxs by the Feds.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2012 12:21 AM (lZBBB)


This is close to what I've been musing about.


To start with, the States came in and sued to toss Obamacare because the mandate was unconstitutional. So the Court looks at the mandate and is about to say "the mandate's unconstitutional under the Commerce Clause" -- when Roberts gets annoyed at the Dem, WH, media (but I repeat myself) BS, and gets all cute with "well, it could be constitutional as a tax."


SCOTUS wasn't asked about it being capitated, or uniform, or if the regulations (which didn't exist when the States' case was filed) were constitutional, and so they don't say. There is a way for a mandate to be constitutional if it falls within the power to tax. Period.


Now Kennedy, Alito, Thomas, and Scalia are scandalized by this -- they're thinking "cut the crap! We're here to solve problems, not create them." But Roberts cannot be budged. It's personal.


Libs see "a win" and predictably spooge themselves. Everyone gets wound up and prickly. Conservatives vilify Roberts....but.....


[As I recall, one of the Pirates of the Caribbean flicks had a finale where there were three ships caught in a whirlpool, and at the end the English prig finds himself between the other two while they unload holy hell upon him -- essentially turning a ship under sail at one end into splinters at the other, with a line of damage working down the ship.]


.....but, as we come one more turn around the whirlpool, Obamacare starts being blasted apart for its "non-tax" aspects. And that shredding is done at lower levels, by courts and appeals courts -- hundreds of them, all at once.


Mind you, I wouldn't think that what Roberts did in this case was at all proper. It will cause unnecessary grief to citizens, it will confuse people, it will lose precious time. It's like the Coast Guard coming up to a rowboat and saying, "sorry, this isn't general sailing -- you can only qualify to take your boat across here if it's a ferry...and a ferry has to carry a car." Once the CG leaves, it's anyone's guess who'd be the first to drop a car on the guy's dinghy.


And I'm not sure if "tax" is even the right wrinkle. But I'm suspecting that Roberts changed his vote from a "sorry, no" because of Chicago persuasion....and I'm also suspecting that the change was to a lovely golden chalice, containing painful poison.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2012 09:16 PM (kaalw)

312 I keep thinking I'm going to wake up from this fucking nightmare but it just keeps getting worse.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 09:17 PM (CP+yl)

313 Did the formatting change AGAIN? I thought I had a style that worked.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2012 09:20 PM (kaalw)

314 318 I keep thinking I'm going to wake up from this fucking nightmare but it just keeps getting worse.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 02, 2012 01:17 AM (CP+yl)



I wonder how common that is. With just you and I in the sample, it's at 100%.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2012 09:21 PM (kaalw)

315

Liberals are mentally diseased. Reading the comments on a story about young people not voting, and they are complaining that republicans have been putting a stop to obama at every turn. Hello fuckfaces, did he not have the house, senate and presidency for a bit?

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 01, 2012 09:22 PM (fHyXI)

316 Co Waldo fire. Looking at some of the pictures of the homes lost in the CO Waldo fire I believe I am looking at homes with cedar shingled roofs. If that is the case I can now understand why so many homes burned down.

Posted by: Buffalobob at July 01, 2012 09:22 PM (676kt)

317 I AM THE WHATCHAMACALLIT!

Posted by: Judge Jeepers, Judge Dredd's midget understudy at July 01, 2012 09:23 PM (N8ZZU)

318 320, still here, and still pissed.

Posted by: B5D - 19K, call me Gordon Freeman at July 01, 2012 09:24 PM (qqlqB)

319 303 $5.00 gallon petrol

Ah, yes; another American brought on to the Anglo dark side


-----------

Personally, I prefer the long form: "oil of peter."

Posted by: Anachronda at July 01, 2012 09:25 PM (1c58W)

320 Did the formatting change AGAIN? I thought I had a style that worked.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2012 01:20 AM (kaalw)


Don't worry, that big block of text made my shadenboner throb mightily.

Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2012 09:31 PM (4ixH5)

321 And good evening again.

Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2012 09:31 PM (4ixH5)

322 The only thing keeping me going is that the payback will be sweeeeet.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 09:31 PM (CP+yl)

323 322 Co Waldo fire.Looking at some of the pictures of the homes lost in the CO Waldo fire I believe I am looking at homes with cedar shingled roofs. If that is the case I can now understand why so many homes burned down.

Posted by: Buffalobob at July 02, 2012 01:22 AM (676kt)



Cedar-shingled roofs are really only an issue with falling embers. If you have dry weeds up to the house, and a woodpile up against the back door, you're already done before the roof is involved.



Problem is, a fire can be in brush, come up to a house and get some wood, suck that wood into the updraft and drop it as embers far ahead of the fire line, and get the one guy in 20 who has a cedar roof. When that house catches fire, it spreads to his immediate neighbors on the ground again, and burns out the subdivision. Fire probes a myriad of weaknesses, all at once. It's like "herd immunity" with epidemics -- it's not the one particular cause that broke down, it's all the possibilities left open.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2012 09:32 PM (kaalw)

324 I was born about 10 years too late.  Lately I have had an appreciation for the "old classics".  Growing up I cut my wisdom teeth on hard rock.   Nowadays I find I appreciate some of the older stuff that doesn't have a hard edge to it.  This piece is "God Only Knows" from the album "Pet Sounds" by the Beach Boys.  Written primarily by Brian Wilson who soon after the album release became seriously depressed and struggled with mental illness the rest of his life.  He celebrated his 70th b-day June 20.
On this video, you can skip/fast forward to 5:42 and listen to an almost finished copy of the song.  This was from the original studio tape about 1965.
http://snurl.com/245pk8j  or   Click on my name for the video.
The thing that strikes me about this piece are how complex the arrangements are.  About 23 musicians were in the studio which for the time period was unheard of for a rock/pop song.  Oh yes, the vocals are simply awesome.

Posted by: political correctness czar at July 01, 2012 09:32 PM (UUZJA)

325 Good news, everyone!  I got an $8 dollar off coupon for The Dark Knight Rises!

Don't mean shit to the rest of ya'll?

Hell, made my day.

*Squeals gently to himself*

Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2012 09:33 PM (4ixH5)

326 Well guess you only need to find one more and you can see the movie for free then.  Minus the $40 for the medium popcorn and small coke.

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2012 09:35 PM (GULKT)

327 Too bad the father was such a dick and drove his sons (one for sure) into drugs and mental problems.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 09:36 PM (CP+yl)

328 oh god, this dude is watching porn on own3d

Posted by: The Dude at July 01, 2012 09:36 PM (tw6Ar)

329 Minus the $40 for the medium popcorn and small coke. Posted by: buzzion at July 02, 2012 01:35 AM (GULKT) I'm on a diet. I was thinking a bottle of water and a $20 dollar hooker to gently suck me off for two and a half hours.

Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2012 09:36 PM (4ixH5)

330 332 and the incessant nattering of the idiots around you as they think they can act like they do at home.

Stopped going to movies a long time ago when people started being not people but out of control children with a entitled to act anyway I want attitude.

Realized that if I kept going to movies, I was going to get killed or seriously injured or I was going to do that to someone else.

I think Star wars IV was the last until the Matrix series. Wasn't patient enough to wait for the dvd of Revolutions. That's IT. I picked and chose the neighborhood and time very very carefully.

Didn't go to LOTR (crap I've READ the series about 6 times).

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 09:42 PM (CP+yl)

331 335

Wake up knothead. That's the dog.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 09:43 PM (CP+yl)

332 I tell a lie. I saw all the original Star Wars in Movie Houses. So what would that be, 1983?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 09:45 PM (CP+yl)

333 I saw all the original Star Wars in Movie Houses. So what would that be, 1983?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 02, 2012 01:45 AM (CP+yl)


77 unless it was a second run

Posted by: The Dude at July 01, 2012 09:46 PM (tw6Ar)

334 I'm feeling berry berry ronery.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 09:46 PM (CP+yl)

335 No The Return of the Jedi came out in '83 I think.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 09:47 PM (CP+yl)

336 No The Return of the Jedi came out in '83 I think.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 02, 2012 01:47 AM (CP+yl)


well that's not what I think when someone says original Star Wars

Posted by: The Dude at July 01, 2012 09:48 PM (tw6Ar)

337 Even then audiences were getting out of control. so much so that watching was impossible and about that time movie theaters quit hiring ushers and they definitely quit enforcing no talking and stuff and wouldn't throw anyone out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 09:49 PM (CP+yl)

338 lol, turn on porn and go from 50 viewers to 1000

Posted by: The Dude at July 01, 2012 09:50 PM (tw6Ar)

339 I'm sorry, I know what you mean.

To me the original Star Wars are IV, V and VI.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 09:50 PM (CP+yl)

340 Original Star Wars is 1977

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2012 09:51 PM (GULKT)

341 Well, Dude: you have the con and the deck.

Wake me if we hit anything. I'm going sleepby.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 01, 2012 09:52 PM (CP+yl)

342 lol own3d admins even watching porn with everyone else

Posted by: The Dude at July 01, 2012 09:55 PM (tw6Ar)

343

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 02, 2012 01:42 AM (CP+yl)


I could go on about shitty audiences.  Man alive, shitty audiences FUCKING SUCK!  I have had many a movie ruined by terrible audiences.  The most recent one being The Lady In Black (herpes upon that sonovabitch that was behind me). 


But I still enjoy seeing a movie on the big screen with big sound with a big audience.  If the audience is generally respectful, the film is in focus and the sound is cranked way the hell up, I'm a happy camper.


And I think, with a movie like Batman, seeing it with a nerd audience is the way to go.  Fanboys tend to be be better if for any other reason they are there for the movie and aren't just pissing away a couple of hours.

Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2012 10:00 PM (4ixH5)

344 Thread dead?

Dead thread.

Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2012 10:01 PM (4ixH5)

345 wow, hit the 1500 viewer mark and everyone else streaming is watching it in their stream

Posted by: The Dude at July 01, 2012 10:02 PM (tw6Ar)

346 Thread dead? Dead thread. Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2012 02:01 AM (4ixH5) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh8mNjeuyV4

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 01, 2012 10:03 PM (XYqoq)

347 how 'bout some ideas for sweet revenge on movie theater assholes? there's gotta be something fun to do.  i'd like to get one of those cell phone jammers for the oafs on their phones during a movie.

Posted by: model_1066 at July 01, 2012 10:04 PM (PWwbk)

348 350 Thread dead?

Dead thread.

Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2012 02:01 AM (4ixH5)

I don't see this thread as dead, sir! 

I don't know what's in your head, sir!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7pNItiihEs

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2012 10:10 PM (kaalw)

349 haha 2000 people watching porn with the guy streaming.....fucking creepy but hilarious. This is what CBS gets when they buy the site

Posted by: The Dude at July 01, 2012 10:11 PM (tw6Ar)

350 Via Insty... http://tinyurl.com/7mw3l8y

Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2012 10:24 PM (4ixH5)

351 330. Agreed. "God Only Knows" is a pop masterpiece.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 01, 2012 10:24 PM (A2LXE)

352 I'm sorry but the words "pop" and "masterpiece" should never be used together. Ever. So who's up for some death metal? www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7lP30tSZF0

Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2012 10:28 PM (4ixH5)

353 www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7lP30tSZF0 Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2012 02:28 AM (4ixH5) Weird, I'm not getting any sound on that particular video. Here is one that works for me for the same song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NVj2VSy1JQ

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 01, 2012 10:41 PM (XYqoq)

354 Posted by: The Political Hat at July 02, 2012 02:41 AM (XYqoq) I'm at woik so all the videos are work blocked. Best I can do is hit up Google and hope that I'm linking something that works and something that isn't really a Rick Astley video.

Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2012 10:44 PM (4ixH5)

355 304 ...I have met Aussies more or less in every country I've traveled to, and thought they were friendly and helpful ... always thought the Saudis/Kuwaitis were the most insufferable, obnoxious pricks with a passport. Posted by: model_1066 at July 02, 2012 12:47 AM (PWwbk) This has been my experience as well.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at July 01, 2012 10:47 PM (jts1f)

356 Star Wars 1977 4. A New Hope 1980 5. Empire Strikes Back 1983 6. Return of the Jedi 1999 1. Phantom Menace 2002 2. Attack of the Clones 2005 3. Revenge of the Sith

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at July 01, 2012 10:53 PM (jts1f)

357 I remember skipping school the day The Phantom Menace tickets went on sale.

Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2012 10:55 PM (4ixH5)

358 I remember skipping school the day The Phantom Menace tickets went on sale.

Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2012 02:55 AM (4ixH5)


bought tickets after school and went with my brother and dad to the midnight showing, so many nerds disappointed that morning

Posted by: The Dude at July 01, 2012 10:57 PM (tw6Ar)

359 I remember standing in line for 12 hours for each of the prequels. Sigh. Time not well spent.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 01, 2012 10:58 PM (XYqoq)

360 ranks up there with skipping school to see the first showing of the US Godzilla

Posted by: The Dude at July 01, 2012 10:59 PM (tw6Ar)

361 ranks up there with skipping school to see the first showing of the US Godzilla Posted by: The Dude at July 02, 2012 02:59 AM (tw6Ar) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln8-Y-fIbqM

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 01, 2012 11:00 PM (XYqoq)

362 I remember standing in line for 12 hours for each of the prequels. Sigh. Time not well spent.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 02, 2012 02:58 AM (XYqoq)


I I remember when episodes two and three came out getting the tickets...eventually.  Come to think of it even though I saw them on their opening weekends I don't remember them being sold out.

Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2012 11:09 PM (4ixH5)

363 ranks up there with skipping school to see the first showing of the US Godzilla

Posted by: The Dude at July 02, 2012 02:59 AM (tw6Ar)


Oh dude...Godzilla came out on my 18th birthday and I think I eventually saw it like three times in the theater.


I had poor taste back then.


Yes, yes, it was worse back in the day.

Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2012 11:11 PM (4ixH5)

364 since I don't feel like directly linking to stuff that is NSFW
http://tinyurl.com/7uqnuwa
photo in the first reply is fucking hilarious

Posted by: The Dude at July 01, 2012 11:12 PM (tw6Ar)

365
Scottish lecturer found to be 'grandfather of everyone in Britain'

A retired lecturer who took a DNA test to find out where his ancestors came from has been found to be directly descended from the first woman on earth, who lived 190,000 years ago.

The Telegraph




Related: All ur grandmaz r ez.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2012 11:15 PM (kdS6q)

366 the difference between the candidates

http://tinyurl.com/78wsgcn

Posted by: bill-o at July 01, 2012 11:22 PM (bjND7)

367

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 02, 2012 03:15 AM (kdS6q)


Beats the hell out of everyone who ever claimed to be descendents of Cleopatra.

Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2012 11:25 PM (4ixH5)

368 http://tinyurl.com/7zhwhob

I think we should do this.

Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2012 11:26 PM (4ixH5)

369 But instead of comfy pillows and lawn shoes?

Pocket pussies.

Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2012 11:32 PM (4ixH5)

370 361
304 ...I have met Aussies more or less in every country I've traveled to, and thought they were friendly and helpful ... always thought the Saudis/Kuwaitis were the most insufferable, obnoxious pricks with a passport. Posted by: model_1066 at July 02, 2012 12:47 AM (PWwbk)

This has been my experience as well.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at July 02, 2012 02:47 AM (jts1f)




They are absolutely friendly and helpful. They're also charming, clever,  and fun-loving. It's like God wanted Aussies and Americans to bond and get along......but they are also the most reckless and oblivious tourists out there -- it's like they're trying their damnedest to overtake the "ugly American" caricature because they're good folk and they thought we previously got the raw end of it. Teasing a neurotoxic reptile out of coral 40 feet below the surface shows a certain, how shall we say.....stupid disregard for consequences? Great people, great company, wonderful companions....so long as you draw your own boundaries.  

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2012 11:33 PM (kaalw)

371 *Clank*

*Thump*

I have killed this thread.  Let it rot where it lays.

Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2012 12:05 AM (4ixH5)

372 IDEA!

Automatic weapon mandate.

Every American will be mandated to buy an assault weapon of a minimum prescribed caliber for the defense of self and family AND attend annual weapons training.  Further, all able bodied citizens without criminal background shall be allowed to conceal carry without the need for a licence.  Failure to arm yourself will result in payment of a tax towards funding of new police officers and equipment.

Because, hell, if I have to buy insurance because some other asshole's premiums are going up then that asshole should be made to buy a gun since dead little girls inevitably...I dunno...drive down property values or something.

Constitutional under the newly expanded tax authority, second amendment and the Militia Acts.

Posted by: Robert at July 02, 2012 12:45 AM (4ixH5)

373 Another jackass proved the extent of his retardation to me today: he insists that he refuses to vote in November because "he refuses to choose the lesser evil".  Almost EVERY decision we make in the real world is a choice between lesser and greater evils (incrementally better and worse alternatives): the food we eat, the work we do, the car we drive and the women we spend time with.  I can't understand why all of a sudden when it comes to voting people seem to think they must insist on idealistic perfection.

Posted by: DAve at July 02, 2012 12:55 AM (h+/7G)

374 #306

There are people on Jersey Shore? I thought it was a sort of wildlife documentary, the sort that Marlin Perkins might have narrated if he were still around.

"Now here Jim is facing a tricky problem in trying to get that tag on the Skooki without picking up any nasty infections from its claws or worse, a crippling paternity strike."
 

Posted by: epobirs at July 02, 2012 01:36 AM (kcfmt)

375 Let their be LIGHT!

Now get me a sammich.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 02, 2012 01:58 AM (CP+yl)

376 Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

And if its that fucking raven, it'll be flying looking out his squeak hole after I'm done.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 02, 2012 02:00 AM (CP+yl)

377 Goooooood Maaaaawning AOS

Time to get up.

Drop your whatevers and grab your socks. Or vice versa.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 02, 2012 02:02 AM (CP+yl)

378 I never knew Winston Churchill was member of Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band. And Paul's twin brother...

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 02, 2012 02:21 AM (niZvt)

379 Heh. That's a band uniform.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 02, 2012 02:23 AM (CP+yl)

380 check the collar. Bet he can't move his head.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 02, 2012 02:23 AM (CP+yl)

381 That does look like a Beatles' hair cut.

I think it's the shako.

Some bear DIED for that headgear.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 02, 2012 02:25 AM (CP+yl)

382 I'm glad MY parents weren't into photography when I was growing up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 02, 2012 02:26 AM (CP+yl)

383 Lurk mode ==>

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 02, 2012 02:27 AM (CP+yl)

384 Be vewy vewy kwiet.

I'm hunting commenters.


heheheheheh

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 02, 2012 02:28 AM (CP+yl)

385 Eh ...

What's up, doc?

Posted by: Josef K., playing along at July 02, 2012 02:29 AM (7+pP9)

386 I've got you now wabbit.

blam blows face off.

bunny chews carrot and delivers smartass comment.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 02, 2012 02:32 AM (CP+yl)

387 I thought Vic might have been here. Must've took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Posted by: Josef K., playing along at July 02, 2012 02:33 AM (7+pP9)

388 *stuffs carrot in muzzle of shotgun when BC isn't looking.*

Posted by: Josef K., playing along at July 02, 2012 02:34 AM (7+pP9)

389 I just got a look at jackie mason and he looks like he had facial surgery.

I seen more expression on Gumby.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 02, 2012 02:35 AM (CP+yl)

390 It's wabbit season!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 02, 2012 02:36 AM (CP+yl)

391 I'm bored. I'm gonna go play in traffic.

BBL

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at July 02, 2012 02:37 AM (CP+yl)

392 Well, after getting screwed on getting a sideways move to a different section that I wanted last week (they need to keep me where I'm at to get the work done) I from this day forward become a typical govt. worker. Fuck 'em. I more than earned it. And over the last five years I've more than earned it. I've also seen what they let people get away with. You can officially hate me now.

Posted by: teej at July 02, 2012 02:39 AM (ZhNCB)

393 You can officially hate me now.

Posted by: teej at July 02, 2012 06:39 AM (ZhNCB)


Nah. Too much of that shit happens in both the public and private sectors. just hang in there and stay employed. Don't do anything rash.

"Nobody move, nobody get hurt."

Posted by: Josef K. channels Yellow Man at July 02, 2012 02:52 AM (7+pP9)

394 Going on 56hrs without power, starting to suck, kids are going a bit feral.

Posted by: Jean at July 02, 2012 02:52 AM (OIJP7)

395 Well that was some fine formatting fail to start the morning.

Posted by: Josef K. at July 02, 2012 02:53 AM (7+pP9)

396 Teej, you're our mole now, daily reports please.

Posted by: Jean at July 02, 2012 02:58 AM (OIJP7)

397 THC up now.

Posted by: Josef K. doesn't mean THAT THC at July 02, 2012 03:01 AM (7+pP9)

398 I was fairly well prepared for winter power outages, but this land hurricane wasn't on my list. Gotta drive miles to find an atm or gas station open is a nice feature, esp with all of the drivers around here who learned to drive in Karachi. The hum of my neighbor's natural gas genset is torture. Who knew moving to Falls Church would be like the Outback.

Posted by: Jean at July 02, 2012 03:05 AM (OIJP7)

399

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