July 16, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (7-16-2012)
— Maetenloch

Barack Obama Channels his Inner Fake Cherokee

If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help.  There was a great teacher somewhere in your life.  Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive.  Somebody invested in roads and bridges.  If you've got a business -- you didn't build that.  Somebody else made that happen.  The Internet didn't get invented on its own.  Government research created the Internet so that all the companies could make money off the Internet.

The point is, is that when we succeed, we succeed because of our individual initiative, but also because we do things together.  There are some things, just like fighting fires, we don't do on our own

Yeah Ace covered this earlier but I think it's worth covering again for what it says about the left.

A key trait of the left is that its political positions are almost always emotion-based rather than reasoned out from a set of principles. There may be intellectual arguments for their policies but they're almost always tacked on long after the fact to justify a position that feels right. So it's natural that they will try to sell a position using the same quality that makes it so appealing to them.

One shared quality among humans (and some apes) is that we all have a built-in sense of fairness in our brains - or to be more accurate a keen detector of unfairness. And leftists use this unfairness sensor all the time when they're promoting forms of wealth redistribution e.g. it's *unfair* that the rich have so many boats and houses when there are working people who can't feed their families.

By re-framing a situation into an 'unfair' narrative they're trying to activate people's anti-unfairness brain circuitry to get them to emotionally accept the proposed solutions to make things 'fair' again. Now this works fairly often but it's certainly not the magic bullet that leftists believe it is. In particular it only works if the proposed 'fairness' solution doesn't itself also activate the unfairness-detector.

Now Americans generally admire people who've built up their own successful businesses through hard work, investment of money and huge amounts of time - so much so that this is a key component of the American Dream. So when politicians talk about making these businesses - particularly small ones - pay much higher taxes and fees, it also seems unfair that those who've made risks and worked very hard to build something should be the very ones to be singled out to have more of their earned wealth taken away. That also sets the unfairness neurons a-twitchin'.

The left knows this which is why they're always looking for some way to disqualify and devalue the achievements of successful entrepreneurs. So it's no surprise that both Elizabeth Warren and Obama (using nearly the same words) claim that no one really builds a business by themselves - it's really the result of government help, the work of other people, and plain luck.

Then it follows that business owners don't fully deserve their financial gains either and so it's completely reasonable to make them share it with others. Thus taking more from the successful who earned it is now the truly fair thing to do.

Of course their no-one-is-really-independently-successful argument is wrong for a host of reasons but now you know why they're making it in the first place.

Jonah Goldberg on the Suckiness of the UN

Not everything the U.N. does is evil. Some of it is just incompetent. The whole of what passes for the "international community" has been trying to enforce sanctions on Iran and North Korea. But nobody told the U.N.'s intellectual-property agency, it was revealed earlier this month, so they went ahead and gave North Korea and Iran computers and IT equipment.

A few days later, the invaluable human-rights group U.N. Watch reported that Iran was elected to the U.N. Conference on the Arms Trade Treaty, despite having just been declared guilty - in a U.N. Security Council report! - of illegally shipping guns and bombs to Syria.

Speaking of Syria, which is currently violating agreements to not murder its own people, it recently had a big victory at the Human Rights Council. Syria co-sponsored and passed a resolution pushed by Cuba (and supported by the usual Legion of Doom nations) to establish a "Right to Peace." The document is a lot of boilerplate until you get to the part where it says "all peoples and individuals have the right to resist and oppose oppressive colonial, foreign occupation." This is Middle East-speak for "It's okay to blow up Israelis."

Up is down, black is white, and human rights are really just a boot stamping you in the face in some hell-hole state.

China's Beautiful 'Green Cities'

The praise for the People's Republic of China isn't just coming from the likes of Barack Obama and Thomas Friedman, both of whom pine for a simpler, more -- eh -- totalitarian form of government.

The PRC party line is also gleefully recited by the hacks at USA Today, who claim that "China builds [the] most ecologically friendly cities."

Designed to be low-carbon and energy-saving, China is building more eco-cities, as they are known, than any other country, according to a survey by the University of Westminster in London. The United States ranked second.

But one thing we learned from the fall of the Iron Curtain is that communist countries treat their environments the same way they treat their citizens - brutally and nastily - and lie about it the entire time.

Pity USA Today is only in the business of reformatting PRC press releases and can't concentrate on the real environmental issues in Red China. As CBS News reports, 16 of the 20 most polluted cities on the planet are in China.

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Games collection sells on eBay for US$1.2 million

Perhaps if you'd geeked out just a little harder this could've been you:

The collection is ridiculously complete, with every single game released on every Sega console, every game for many of Nintendo's consoles, and full sets for lesser-known consoles such as the PC Engine and Pioneer's Laseractive. All of the games are either factory-sealed or in mint condition with the original boxes and instructions. As an extra assurance the seller promised the collection came from a "pet-free/smoke-free home" and were "stored out of direct sunlight." The listing also contains hundreds of photos of the collection. The asking price for this mind-blowing collection of games was equally gob-smacking, with the seller only willing to part with his collection for 999,999 euro (approx. US$1,230,699.99).

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Vintage Photos of Celebs

Including Stallone back in the day.

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Well I'm Feeling Kinda Generous

Sure she'll probably just spend the money on meth or food for her baby or something but a guy can still dream can't he?

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The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.

And don't forget about the Job Bank.

And my twitter thang.

Tonight's post brought to you by rape prevention tips for rape-rapers:

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Okay these all seem pretty obvious but there's always a few guys who have to have everything spelled out for them.

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1 First?

Posted by: GIJared at July 16, 2012 06:25 PM (VzgFl)

2 Damn.  I feel kind of special right now.

Posted by: GIJared at July 16, 2012 06:25 PM (VzgFl)

3 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2012 06:25 PM (6o4Fb)

4

Meh. Obama just thinks this way because it applies to him.

Ayers, Soros, King Faisal...etc.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 16, 2012 06:26 PM (+mesW)

5 4th?

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 16, 2012 06:26 PM (N/WI2)

6 I can't help but notice the complete absence of Kate Upton pics.

Posted by: toby928© at July 16, 2012 06:26 PM (QupBk)

7 That game collection is pretty scary in size.  He needs the money to afford a mail-order Russian bride?

As for Comrade Obama.  So will he now admit, after a microsecond of introspection, that he got where he got only because other people selected him to be there?  Probably not.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:27 PM (bwH3a)

8 Damnitall. Nice ont, Maet. Off to bed with me. The endless summer is on a channel called axs if anyone cares. One of my favorite movies. Regards to the late shift. Night all.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 16, 2012 06:27 PM (N/WI2)

9 TCM just showed the Jungle Book movie with Sabu.  Now Tarzan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:28 PM (bwH3a)

10 Why pay for someones boobs without collateral IYKWIM?

Posted by: Ronster at July 16, 2012 06:28 PM (xdTqU)

11 Hey, fuck Mochelle's childern and send over Kate with the big ass.

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 16, 2012 06:29 PM (KZI7g)

12 As an extra assurance the seller promised the collection came from a "pet-free/smoke-free home" And, doubtless, female-free.

Posted by: toby928© at July 16, 2012 06:29 PM (QupBk)

13 9 TCM just showed the Jungle Book movie with Sabu. Now Tarzan.


Those racist animals taught him how to talk to animals.  Tarzan can too.

Must be using "dog whistles".

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 16, 2012 06:30 PM (KZI7g)

14 Rapey list deserves rapey kitteh.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 06:30 PM (6uCLh)

15 yeah.. "I need boobs girl"... she's 80% cow too. And has pointy elbows.

Posted by: Skinny Gurl at July 16, 2012 06:31 PM (ffV1/)

16 That dude in the bikini did a bad job of taping his penis between his legs.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 16, 2012 06:31 PM (jucos)

17 Soon, Fiat owners will be able to enjoy a nice espresso while waiting for the tow truck

Fiat will offer 'world's first in-car espresso maker'

http://tinyurl.com/ce7yuan

Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2012 06:31 PM (Y7XKa)

18 This is The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2012 06:32 PM (JMmQ9)

19 Did you hear that?  He called those natives, "boy".  Where is Tarzan! 

Time for the yell!

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 16, 2012 06:33 PM (KZI7g)

20 Tonight's post brought to you by rape prevention tips for rape-rapers:
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How's a guy supposed to get action following those damn rules?!? Its not every day a chubby intern just falls into your lap. Literally.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 16, 2012 06:33 PM (AUeaU)

21 Damn Crocs

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 16, 2012 06:34 PM (KZI7g)

22 The YELL!

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 16, 2012 06:34 PM (KZI7g)

23 ONT's have been generating way fewer comments lately.What gives?

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2012 06:34 PM (6o4Fb)

24 That dude in the bikini did a bad job of taping his penis between his legs. ---- It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at July 16, 2012 06:35 PM (ffV1/)

25 >>>Designed to be low-carbon and energy-saving, China is building more eco-cities, as they are known, than any other country, according to a survey by the University of Westminster in London. The United States ranked second. The only "low-carbon and energy-saving" cities in China are the ghost cities the Chi-Coms have built in order to exaggerate their economic performance and domestic demand. Furthermore, there's a good reason why the majority of solar-panel manufacturing is outsourced to China - their enviro standards are low enough to tolerate solar panel manufacturing plants/processes. The peasants whose land is stolen and polluted to sustain these plants are a bit miffed about the whole thing, naturally.

Posted by: Kratos at July 16, 2012 06:35 PM (c1WVm)

26 Vintage Photos of Celebs Marilyn Monroe looked down right spooky. Kristen Stewart looked stoned. I had no Idea Helen Mirren was such a doll. However, the best picture of them all is the one hanging on Sly Stallones wall.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 16, 2012 06:35 PM (9TTOe)

27 Speaking of games, that picture of the Chinese industrial city looks like something out of "Fallout 3".

Oh, and good evening, 'rons

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 16, 2012 06:36 PM (QTHTd)

28 "e.g. it's so unfair that the rich have so many boats and houses when there are working people who can't feed their families." Please challenge this every time you hear it. Ask any brain-dead lefty (but I repeat myself) to name names. My ex-wife is still convinced that poor people starve to death each day in the USA. Mittens, please challenge this when SCOAMF brings this silliness up.

Posted by: Cowboy Bob at July 16, 2012 06:36 PM (LBQ+l)

29 22 ONT's have been generating way fewer comments lately.What gives?


This.....http://tinyurl.com/caqyj8l

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 16, 2012 06:36 PM (KZI7g)

30 Live long and prosper Oh .Ancient , tiny weenie, with all respect to the Klingon mutts,

Posted by: Clemenza at July 16, 2012 06:37 PM (yNm6D)

31 "Of course their no-one-is-really-independently-successful argument is wrong for a host of reasons but now you know why they're making it in the first place"

Another reason why they make this argument is that it just so happens that Leftist busybodies really like having jobs where they can redistribute others' wealth without actually having to compete for that wealth and the only place where one finds such jobs is in government. So, the argument is "ideological" in the most basic sense of being a smokescreen for procuring income. I don't believe syllable one about that "helping the poor" crap. It's all a big jobs program for sociology/poli sci majors and other assorted dregs of society.

Posted by: BS Inc. at July 16, 2012 06:37 PM (P2Ufm)

32 FIAT:   Fix it again, Tony.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 16, 2012 06:37 PM (HUhqZ)

33 Oh Shit, Jane is going to get raped!

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 16, 2012 06:37 PM (KZI7g)

34 I just asked a hooker on the corner if she thought the govt and others helped her get her business going.  She laughed.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 06:37 PM (QNT8x)

35 As for the UN, the reason it is the way it is, is because Third Worlders are let in on the same par as non- Third Worlders. Say that on NRO and get fired. So, to Jonah Goldberg: get bent, you coward.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 16, 2012 06:38 PM (QTHTd)

36 PurpAV, was she on the corner near the US Treasury in DC?

It's Tarzan and Jane in a tree....

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:38 PM (bwH3a)

37 Stop raping the country? You're kidding, right?

Posted by: King Barry XIV at July 16, 2012 06:39 PM (UH0ly)

38 Warren now claims that her ancestor was part Cherokee and part Delaware Native American.

Posted by: Debbie Weaselwords Schultz at July 16, 2012 06:39 PM (e8kgV)

39 Ravens have re-signed Ray Rice for 5 years, 40 million

Bears re-sign Matt Forte for 4 years, 32 million

But remember, someone else made them successful

Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2012 06:39 PM (Y7XKa)

40 Interesting and awesome trivia.  Film star Sabu, Thief of Baghdad and The Jungle Book, became a US citizen in 1944.  Joined the USAAF and flew missions as a tail gunner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:40 PM (bwH3a)

41 My ex-wife is still convinced that poor people starve to death each day in the USA.
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Poor people in America are generally fat. If they aren't obese that is.

Which is perhaps the perfect metaphor for government.

We solved the hunger problem...now we've made them all fat. So we need more money to make them not fat.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 06:40 PM (AUeaU)

42 The security of high-end handcuffs depends on a detainee not having access to certain small, precisely-shaped objects. In the age of easy 3D printing and other DIY innovations, that assumption may no longer apply.

In a workshop Friday at the Hackers On Planet Earth conference in New York, a German hacker and security consultant who goes by the name “Ray” demonstrated a looming problem for handcuff makers hoping to restrict the distribution of the keys that open their cuffs: With plastic copies he cheaply produced with a laser-cutter and a 3D printer, he was able to open handcuffs built by the German firm Bonowi and the English manufacturer Chubb, both of which attempt to control the distribution of their keys to keep them exclusively in the hands of authorized buyers such as law enforcement.

Posted by: Erik Weisz at July 16, 2012 06:40 PM (e8kgV)

43 At last, the final battle with Communism is about to begin. Obama has come right out and said he is Lenin. Bring it, bitch.

Posted by: eman at July 16, 2012 06:41 PM (dQL1K)

44 Oh no, Tarzan just killed an endangered species, someone call PETA.

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 16, 2012 06:41 PM (KZI7g)

45 The most wonderful thing about China was the gleaming hospital room in the gleaming city my minder took me to while I was coughing up sputum and blood

Posted by: Thomas "Cliff" Friedman at July 16, 2012 06:41 PM (Y7XKa)

46 Visit my hometown of Motown and vote your consciousness of a conservative mind.

Posted by: Clemenza at July 16, 2012 06:42 PM (yNm6D)

47 Ok, looking at a woman's dating profile.

Pros:

She's hot.

Cons:

Her username is "youfuckingmoron"

So...what kind of date should I ask her out on?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 06:42 PM (AUeaU)

48 Tarzan is such a swinger.  Way better than Tony the Weiner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:42 PM (bwH3a)

49 Oh, shit Jane is resisting.   Give up, you know you want it.

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 16, 2012 06:42 PM (KZI7g)

50 The Delaware are women.

Posted by: Iroquois at July 16, 2012 06:42 PM (QupBk)

51 Stop raping the country? You're kidding, right?
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Hey Barry, you get tired of that bitch America, you call me, k?

Posted by: Kal Penn at July 16, 2012 06:43 PM (AUeaU)

52 48, she might have pics of her hot daughter posted.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:43 PM (bwH3a)

53 The local crack house/shooting gallery operator however did agree with Obama. 

He remarked: "If the govt didn't fuck up so bad and cause these posh $500,000 cribs to be vacant, it would be harder to find a nice place to setup a shooting gallery, and we'd be in some low life slum on the other side of the tracks."

He was generally a big fan of Obama policies, but strictly for business reasons.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 06:44 PM (QNT8x)

54 So...what kind of date should I ask her out on? Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 10:42 PM (AUeaU) Well, It's like my Daddy once told me, treat whores like princesses and princesses like whores.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 16, 2012 06:44 PM (9TTOe)

55 I don't know about you, but all these millions of people on food stamps helped me on the road to success.

RLY?

Posted by: PJ at July 16, 2012 06:44 PM (DQHjw)

56 48 Ok, looking at a woman's dating profile. Pros: She's hot. Cons: Her username is "youfuckingmoron" So...what kind of date should I ask her out on? Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 10:42 PM (AUeaU) Commenting on an AOSHQ ONT, naturally.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2012 06:44 PM (UH0ly)

57 With plastic copies he cheaply produced with a laser-cutter and a 3D printer, he was able to open handcuffs built by the German firm Bonowi and the English manufacturer Chubb, both of which attempt to control the distribution of their keys to keep them exclusively in the hands of authorized buyers such as law enforcement.

Posted by: Erik Weisz at July 16, 2012 10:40 PM

Swallowing a ballpoint pen tip and shitting it out works just as well ..

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at July 16, 2012 06:44 PM (Y7XKa)

58 ONT's have been generating way fewer comments lately.What gives?

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2012 10:34 PM (6o4Fb)

;;;;

Dagny is on sabbatical?

Posted by: Meremortal at July 16, 2012 06:45 PM (qjH4X)

59 26 I had no Idea Helen Mirren was such a doll. Check out "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover". It's a pretty sick and twisted movie, but she had some nude scenes in it. She was in her 40s at the time and she looked awesome. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097108/

Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2012 06:45 PM (sdi6R)

60 This doesn't look good, first date and Tarzan is sleeping on a tree limb and talking to chimps.  Now he back on her!

Cheetah saves the day.

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 16, 2012 06:45 PM (KZI7g)

61 Cheetah saves the day. He does have opposable thumbs.

Posted by: toby928© at July 16, 2012 06:46 PM (QupBk)

62 Tarzan, is Tarzan.   Someone helped him with that, he didn't do it by himself.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at July 16, 2012 06:46 PM (KZI7g)

63 Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2012 10:45 PM (sdi6R) Thanks, I like sick and twisted.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 16, 2012 06:47 PM (9TTOe)

64 Taking from previous thread.  If Kate Upton became a Bond Girl, what should her name be?

Honey Trapp?
Honey Pott?
?????

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:47 PM (bwH3a)

65 @61

Poor ole Cheetah be dead.

http://tinyurl.com/7zkwoxf

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at July 16, 2012 06:48 PM (KZI7g)

66 I guess there is some truth in saying the Left is emotion based, but I still view them as irredeemably evil, in both their intentions and their results.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 16, 2012 06:48 PM (lzvtR)

67 If I were to donate for the waitress's new sweater puppies, can I tell the tax man that it was for an animal shelter?

Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2012 06:48 PM (Y7XKa)

68 Ok, more serious question.

I got my current job through a recruiter. He in fact got me two offers at the same time, and ended up pissing off the company I turned down when they found out he was handling me at both places (I didn't give up the secret).

I saved his ass though by finding him another candidate to fill the other role.

Now my ex company laid off a bunch of good people last week, and I can point them to the recruiter who got me placed. However...it seems that I might have some leverage, and a proven record, with this recruiter.

So how should I approach seeing if I can get something out of any placements he makes? Or am I being crazy and they don't do things like this?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 06:49 PM (AUeaU)

69 This is the good Tarzan. 

In the uncut version you can see Jane swimming naked. 

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at July 16, 2012 06:49 PM (KZI7g)

70 When quizzed about how much govt helped him, the local pawn shop owner was very pro Obama and said: "Our business booms in a depression.  Anything that puts people out of work and hocking their high quality tools of the trade is money in our pockets, so yea, govt has been a real shot in the arm for our industry that struggled so badly with Bush's low unemployment".

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 06:49 PM (QNT8x)

71 Sweet, the Don't Rape tips should come in handy for the entire male sex, who some women consider to be potential rapists.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 16, 2012 06:50 PM (rX1N2)

72 Tarzan rounds up a pack of Republicans so Jane knows he's a good guy.

Somethings never change.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at July 16, 2012 06:50 PM (KZI7g)

73 Randy bachelor elephants enter a state of sexual excitement called Musht

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:50 PM (bwH3a)

74 So how should I approach seeing if I can get something out of any placements he makes? Offer to interview candidates for a fee. Since you know the field, he can "hire" you.

Posted by: toby928© at July 16, 2012 06:50 PM (QupBk)

75 I guess there is some truth in saying the Left is emotion based, but I still view them as irredeemably evil, in both their intentions and their results.
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The most critical mistake conservatives have made in judging liberals is presuming they are merely naive and unrealistic.

The effects of their actions are not accidents, and they do not mean well.

As someone who has mingled with liberals for most of my life I can tell you first hand your average politically active liberal has a dark soul...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 06:51 PM (AUeaU)

76 [So how should I approach seeing if I can get something out of any placements he makes? Or am I being crazy and they don't do things like this?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 10:49 PM (AUeaU) [/i]

 

I've heard of places that give a referral bonus to people.  You can ask him if that's possible.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2012 06:51 PM (GULKT)

77 63 And I was in my 20s when I saw it.

Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2012 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

78 That one pic of John Lennon, I thought it was Jerry Garcia at first glance

Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2012 06:52 PM (Y7XKa)

79 18-1, That is one of the most profound statements I have read lately.  Is it okay if I repost it to FB giving the credit to the ONT?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 16, 2012 06:52 PM (JKNDp)

80 18-1: You're now moonlighting as a personnel recruiter. The guy can buy your leads. Unless he's a lefty. See who he's given money to.

Posted by: Cowboy Bob at July 16, 2012 06:52 PM (LBQ+l)

81 So how should I approach seeing if I can get something out of any placements he makes? Or am I being crazy and they don't do things like this?

Its common for recruiters to pay a finders fee for referrals.  $100/head is pretty typical unless its high powered unique talent.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 06:52 PM (QNT8x)

82 The Ono clones were ... disturbing.

Posted by: toby928© at July 16, 2012 06:52 PM (QupBk)

83 78 That one pic of John Lennon, I thought it was Jerry Garcia at first glance Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2012 10:52 PM (Y7XKa) When you've seen one Hippy......

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 16, 2012 06:53 PM (9TTOe)

84 That thing in the bikini is smuggling grapes and a sausage

Posted by: The Jackhole at July 16, 2012 06:53 PM (DU15A)

85 Jane already has "Jungle fever" 

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at July 16, 2012 06:53 PM (KZI7g)

86

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 10:49 PM (AUeaU)

 

Everything in business is nogotiable.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 16, 2012 06:53 PM (rX1N2)

87 You can ask him if that's possible.

If he says no, then you suddenly get amnesia.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 06:53 PM (QNT8x)

88 Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but I was taking my dirty jeans down to the laundry room when ...

Posted by: Letter to Penthouse Forum at July 16, 2012 06:54 PM (Y7XKa)

89 I just spent a weekend with a bunch that was about 95% liberals. I cannot honestly say that all of them are evil.

However, they are amazingly insular. There is a lot they don't know. They really believe people who oppose Obama are racists. They believe it like an axiom in geometry.

They really believe conservatives hate poor people, and like war, and all that bullshit. And if you talk to them and explain how wrong their worldview is, they assume you're lying.

It's not evil, not all of them. A lot of them are just stupid, and a vast number of them are incredibly self-absorbed.

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 16, 2012 06:54 PM (51f3d)

90 Six Reasons Why People Love Zombie Movies
http://tinyurl.com/8xgo4jq

Remember your cardio and double-tap.  And dressing up as a zombie for Halloween is right out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:55 PM (bwH3a)

91 That is one of the most profound statements I have read lately. Is it okay if I repost it to FB giving the credit to the ONT?
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Feel free.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 06:55 PM (AUeaU)

92 Section 1401 of the Affordable Care Act is, on the surface, just as exciting as it sounds. It outlines in excruciating detail the eligibility requirements for an American to receive a tax subsidy to assist in purchasing health insurance.

ThatÂ’s at first glance, at least. Two experts who recently scoured Section 1401 think they found something huge: a missing word that could undercut the Affordable Care ActÂ’s promise of affordable health insurance.

Case Western Reserve UniversityÂ’s Jonathan Adler and Cato InstituteÂ’s Michael Cannon argue in a new paper that any federally-established health insurance exchange does not have the authority to dole out health insurance subsidies. Those subsidies are important: They are the $800 billion in tax credits meant to subsidize coverage for low- and middle-income Americans.

If that is true — and it’s worth noting that the Obama administration, along with a number of legal scholars, argue that it is not — it would significantly curtail the Affordable Care Act’s ability to do what it’s supposed to do: make health care affordable. And that puts Section 1401 at the center of a burgeoning debate over what Congress meant when it wrote the Affordable Care Act, and how that effects its ultimate implementation.

Posted by: Erik Weisz at July 16, 2012 06:55 PM (e8kgV)

93 It's not evil, not all of them. A lot of them are just stupid, and a vast number of them are incredibly self-absorbed. and they're all better than us. It's the smug.

Posted by: toby928© at July 16, 2012 06:55 PM (QupBk)

94 The most critical mistake conservatives have made in judging liberals is presuming they are merely naive and unrealistic. The effects of their actions are not accidents, and they do not mean well. As someone who has mingled with liberals for most of my life I can tell you first hand your average politically active liberal has a dark soul... Totalitarians aren't generally persons of good will...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2012 06:55 PM (UH0ly)

95 I'll pay for your boobs. But first you will blow me. 

Posted by: You Know Who at July 16, 2012 06:55 PM (196B4)

96 And I was in my 20s when I saw it.

 

Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2012 10:52 PM (sdi6R)

 

Same here.  A buddy of mine talked me into going to see it for the very reason that  Helen Mirren supposedly had some nude shots.  I wasn't disappointed.

 

The movie actually wasn't that bad either from what little I recall.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 16, 2012 06:56 PM (rX1N2)

97 So how should I approach seeing if I can get something out of any placements he makes? Or am I being crazy and they don't do things like this? Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 10:49 PM Simply ask him what the arrangement is for referrals. If he's already "placed" you, he's had his payday. If you can help him "place" others that he would not have had access to without your help, you should get a token of gratitude. Most recruiting firms have established arrangements for referrals

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2012 06:56 PM (JMmQ9)

98 The Daily Mail on the pushback to Obama's government and the proletariat make successful businesses. Via Drudge.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 16, 2012 06:57 PM (vDl/w)

99 It's not evil, not all of them. A lot of them are just stupid, and a vast number of them are incredibly self-absorbed.
***
Did they know you weren't a liberal?

Being a closeted conservative has a few perks when it comes to really understanding the liberal mind.

But you have to be able to ignore the most racist, vile things that you can imagine on a regular basis...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 06:57 PM (AUeaU)

100

Thanks everyone for the info last night. Now I have a different question.

 

Has anyone worked for Disney at Disney World? For some reason my three youngest kids have decided that when they turn 20, 18, and 16 they would like to live and work in Florida and since they're all very out-going and hard workkers I suggested Disney. Is there anything they should think about over the next eight years to make that more likely to happen?

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit at July 16, 2012 06:57 PM (h6HiH)

101 Poor Jane, no cellphone to call Tarzan.  Or to text him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 06:58 PM (bwH3a)

102 18-1, Done.  Let's see if I can piss off a few people with that one.  Thanks

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 16, 2012 06:58 PM (JKNDp)

103 And if you talk to them and explain how wrong their worldview is, they assume you're lying.

That's the evil.  They assume the other side can't possibly operate honestly, because they're incapable of doing so themselves.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 06:58 PM (QNT8x)

104 That thing in the bikini is smuggling grapes and a sausage
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I think she is a lovely and were I single I would definitely hit on him, uhhhh, her.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 06:59 PM (AUeaU)

105 Scratch a liberal, find a totalitarian.

Posted by: toby928© at July 16, 2012 06:59 PM (QupBk)

106 Doh, sock fail.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 06:59 PM (AUeaU)

107 100 Thanks everyone for the info last night. Now I have a different question.

Has anyone worked for Disney at Disney World? For some reason my three youngest kids have decided that when they turn 20, 18, and 16 they would like to live and work in Florida and since they're all very out-going and hard workkers I suggested Disney. Is there anything they should think about over the next eight years to make that more likely to happen?

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit at July 16, 2012 10:57 PM (h6HiH)

 

Trying out for the high school mascot?

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2012 06:59 PM (GULKT)

108 So how should I approach seeing if I can get something out of any placements he makes? Or am I being crazy and they don't do things like this?
Posted by: 18-1

Referral bonuses? I don't know if it's a common practice, but it's worth asking.

Posted by: Dianna at July 16, 2012 06:59 PM (mKMj1)

109 Polliwogette, a friend's sister works at the Disney in Florida.  What questions are you seeking answers for? Like do they have apprenticeship programs?  Or?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 07:00 PM (bwH3a)

110 Nice - Official Batmobile Documentary Cometh http://tinyurl.com/cnatzkh My personal preference is the Batmobile design featured in Tim Burton's Batman movies. It is impractical, yes, but still...eh, personal choice.

Posted by: Kratos at July 16, 2012 07:01 PM (c1WVm)

111 That one pic of John Lennon, I thought it was Jerry Garcia at first glance

They look a lot more alike now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2012 07:01 PM (xKC/c)

112

If you succeeded, it's not you who made it happen. And if you failed, that likewise was not your fault, because it was Bush's fault.

At least I'm consistent.

Posted by: Barry O. at July 16, 2012 07:01 PM (xf3DG)

113

I remember Disney world had a young girl dressed in white with flat white make-up on.  She stood perfectly still like a statue and then, when some one wasn't ready would reach for them.  It was kinda creepy.

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 16, 2012 07:01 PM (JKNDp)

114

Rum is still alive and doing well for all keeping score.

 

Evenin' Rons and Rettes...

Posted by: KZnextzone at July 16, 2012 07:01 PM (UXEgP)

115 What I find strange about many of the liberals I know is that they live a conservative lifestyle. They want to be good people but don't see their own condescension. They worked their ass off and made something of themselves but others are incapable, too stupid or didn't get any "Breaks".

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 16, 2012 07:02 PM (9TTOe)

116 Is there anything they should think about over the next eight years to make that more likely to happen?

Get savvy on computers, automation, remote telemetry, robotics, and security systems.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 07:03 PM (QNT8x)

117 My personal preference is the Batmobile design featured in Tim Burton's Batman movies. It is impractical, yes, but still...eh, personal choice. Posted by: Kratos at July 16, 2012 11:01 PM the real Batmobile was driven by Adam West (true fact: Adam West is Allen West's great-uncle. Or not) g'evenin', Dr.Kratos

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2012 07:03 PM (JMmQ9)

118 Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit at July 16, 2012 10:57 PM (h6HiH) Aiming just a little higher?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 16, 2012 07:03 PM (9TTOe)

119 The most critical mistake conservatives have made in judging liberals is presuming they are merely naive and unrealistic.

The effects of their actions are not accidents, and they do not mean well.

As someone who has mingled with liberals for most of my life I can tell you first hand your average politically active liberal has a dark soul...


Totalitarians aren't generally persons of good will... Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2012 10:55 PM

There's nothing "liberal" about them anymore, since they're fully supportive of using the power of the state to enforce its will.

I call them Leftists or Statists, they're not liberal in the classic sense of the word

Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2012 07:03 PM (Y7XKa)

120 1 First? Posted by: GIJared I'm surprised the First position is even available. Obama should have it lest others feel humiliated after getting bested.

Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2012 07:04 PM (FcR7P)

121 My liberal friends get annoyed when I observe that they don't know how to properly sharpen a hoe. Their denial of reality is evil.

Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2012 07:04 PM (vJB3O)

122 the real Batmobile was driven by Adam West (true fact: Adam West is Allen West's great-uncle. Or not)

g'evenin', Dr.Kratos

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2012 11:03 PM (JMmQ9)

 

I once drove past a trailer with an Adam West Batmobile on it on the interstate.  If I wasn't driving I'd have snapped a picture.  It was cool.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2012 07:06 PM (GULKT)

123 Chinese eco cities ... That is just fucking orwellian. I spent most of the last three decades traveling the world and I can personally attest that Chinese cities are some of the filthiest places on Earth. Ten minutes walking through downtown Shanghai will leave a black dust all over your body when the wind comes from the wrong quarter.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at July 16, 2012 07:06 PM (jts1f)

124 121 My liberal friends get annoyed when I observe that they don't know how to properly sharpen a hoe. Their denial of reality is evil. Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2012 11:04 PM (vJB3O) I can sharpen a ho real good!

Posted by: Rick James, bitch! at July 16, 2012 07:06 PM (UH0ly)

125 Get savvy on computers, automation, remote telemetry, robotics, and security systems. Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 11:03 PM or farming, blacksmithing, animal husbandry (shut up), canning, hunting, gathering, etc.

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2012 07:06 PM (JMmQ9)

126

Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit at July 16, 2012 10:57 PM

 

Walt did something different in Florida, he was tired of people driving by street walkers in Anaheim to get to the Magic Kingdome, In FLA he created the Redey Creek Industrial Park and Incorporated an entire area as a part of the State. He also moved a pretty bitchin' tree to the center of operations.

Anaheim gives a lot of clout to Disney, but Olrando rolls over so they can scratch their belly...

Posted by: KZnextzone at July 16, 2012 07:07 PM (UXEgP)

127

"Rum is still alive and doing well for all keeping score."

.

Send her our best.  What there is of it.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 16, 2012 07:07 PM (JKNDp)

128 Why the discussion of the liberal soul brought this to mind, I cannot quite tell, but my copy of Coming Apart has vanished.

No one else in this household reads sociology for amusement, so I'm stumped as to why it's gone wandering.

Posted by: Dianna at July 16, 2012 07:07 PM (mKMj1)

129 Its easy to have a very eco friendly city when its empty and no one lives there.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2012 07:07 PM (GULKT)

130 There's nothing "liberal" about them anymore, since they're fully supportive of using the power of the state to enforce its will.

As a practical matter, there would be little difference between them and the theocracy they frequently whine about.  A theocracy might even be more free in that it wouldn't be interested in invading every single aspect of life, like putting sensors in your trash bins to make sure you sorted the recyclables (which is happening in Britain right now)

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 07:08 PM (QNT8x)

131 the real Batmobile was driven by Adam West (true fact: Adam West is Allen West's great-uncle. Or not) Good evening to you, . Never saw enough of the '60s Batman series to appreciate that manifestation of Batman. However, Batman - The Animated Series was the greatest kids show I've ever seen. It didn't talk down to or condescend to kids and it had very good story lines.

Posted by: Kratos at July 16, 2012 07:08 PM (c1WVm)

132 re: Disney in FL.  There is not enough money in the world to pay me to work the tea cup ride, just because of the song.

Now EPCOT would be cool.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 07:08 PM (bwH3a)

133 My ex son in law worked there. He got the job by applying for a internship. My guess would be to go to their web side and find out.

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 16, 2012 07:10 PM (uVuwp)

134 It's not evil, not all of them. A lot of them are just stupid, and a vast number of them are incredibly self-absorbed.

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 16, 2012 10:54 PM (51f3d)



They are not all evil, I'll grant you that, but evil, stupid, craven, parasitic and the on the take all combine to make the sum total of today's Democrat Party.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 16, 2012 07:10 PM (lzvtR)

135 Batman Beyond had its moments.  But yes Batman The Animated Series was good television.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 07:10 PM (bwH3a)

136 Good evening. Rest in peace, Jon Lord. Deep Purple - Pictures of Home http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFG0OI0TOb4

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 07:10 PM (HWUv9)

137 Their denial of reality is evil.
***
It is interesting to observe the liberal perception of reality - namely that it is highly malleable. 

Thoughts are more important then actions, and can by themselves remake the universe.

And oh how they rail against the reality that is. As observed of one other liberal of some renown, they would rather rule in their own hell then recognize the futility of their rebellion.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 07:10 PM (AUeaU)

138 all this talk about workin' at Disney... my first thought was "Call for Rum. Rum, please pick up the white courtesy phone"

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2012 07:10 PM (JMmQ9)

139 Its easy to have a very eco friendly city when its empty and no one lives there.

Sodom and Gomorrah, population 0 are 100% carbon neutral these days.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 07:10 PM (QNT8x)

140 134 is for re Disney

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 16, 2012 07:11 PM (uVuwp)

141 That chick in the pic above...I'd do 'er.

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 07:12 PM (HWUv9)

142 This is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen - Kurt Schlichter in a Brony jacket. http://tinyurl.com/bvsuxbz It is for a good cause, but still.

Posted by: Kratos at July 16, 2012 07:13 PM (c1WVm)

143 136 Batman Beyond had its moments. But yes Batman The Animated Series was good television.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 11:10 PM (bwH3a)

 

I think the new series Young Justice, works in a vein similar to Batman The Animated Series.  Definitely has its moments of humor and somewhat kiddy but definitely holds a serious tone overall.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2012 07:13 PM (GULKT)

144 140 Its easy to have a very eco friendly city when its empty and no one lives there. Sodom and Gomorrah, population 0 are 100% carbon neutral these days. Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 11:10 PM (QNT8x) To the most radical of environmentalists, the ideal human population on earth is indeed zero.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2012 07:13 PM (UH0ly)

145 Maet, thanks for the rape thing. I work with rape victims at least two or three times a week. I work with rapists maybe once every two months. I'm going to print out your "Rapist" thing and post it on my door. I so hate sharing a gender with rapist motherfuckers I hate that more than anyone reading this can possibly understand.

Posted by: Scobface at July 16, 2012 07:13 PM (IoNBC)

146

I've never been much of a computer gamer and have never owned any of the gaming consoles.  I'm old school and prefer to do my wargaming either with tabletop miniatures or boardgames. 

 

Pay over $1 million for games?  I thought I was living on the edge when I ponied up a  few hundred dollars  for  several   mint condition wargames  published in the 1980s.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop in solidarity with dagny at July 16, 2012 07:15 PM (M0NzJ)

147 I can sharpen a ho real good!
Gee willickers, me too!

Posted by: butters stotch at July 16, 2012 07:15 PM (vDl/w)

148

Last woman I met from online dating is in her fifties, is in school to complete her doctorate, doesn't ever shave her legs, and has a daughter who got her undergrad degree last year in Feminist Studies.  Said daughter now works selling shoes at the mall.

 

Nearly bit my tongue clean through to keep a straight face.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2012 07:15 PM (BAS5M)

149 Posted by: Scobface at July 16, 2012 11:13 PM (IoNBC) I dn't envy you but I respect the hell out of what you do. I can't imagine.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 16, 2012 07:15 PM (9TTOe)

150 buzzion Young Justice sometimes drives me Batty since there is way too much conspiracy kook talk in it.  If I want that I can just read what the 9/11 Truthers are doing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 07:16 PM (bwH3a)

151 I so hate sharing a gender with rapist motherfuckers
***
I have had it with these motherfucking rapists on this motherfucking planet!

Posted by: Samuel L Jackson at July 16, 2012 07:16 PM (AUeaU)

152 And I seem to be well on track to exceed my three week weight loss goal. For the past few months I've been aiming to lose ten pounds every three weeks and I've been rather successful and meeting this goal. But in the past two weeks I've already lost nine pounds! DAYUM! Which is strange since last week was such a lousy week of no movement or slightly upward movement. Then over my weekend it just plummeted. Crazy. Sorry, I know this is boring but it's this or think of what kind of stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable socialist our esteemed president is. Cocksucker.

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 07:16 PM (HWUv9)

153 I occasionally see a Batmobile driving past my workplace. I don't think I'm hallucinating.

Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2012 07:16 PM (sdi6R)

154 Randy bachelor elephants enter a state of sexual excitement called Musht

Go on...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 16, 2012 07:16 PM (lyStv)

155 Deep Purple - Never Before http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT8fyQpmPr4

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 07:17 PM (HWUv9)

156 Last woman I met from online dating is in her fifties
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I am trying out a new site. Most of the women seem to be around 30. I got the service for free for a month, so we'll see how it goes.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 07:17 PM (AUeaU)

157 thx, Robert. The soundtrack for the drive home tonight was a mash-up of Machine Head and Perfect Strangers I saw them live, once. Atwood Stadium (?), Flint, Michigan. They were touring with .38 Special, a year or two after Perfect Strangers. They were so loud it made your eyeballs hurt. Good times. RIP, Jon

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2012 07:17 PM (JMmQ9)

158

Liberals? Misunderstood?  Sure, at least one or two. Probably.

 

Let me tell you about the times I have been threatened, intimidated, attacked, and insulted by those mis-informed liberals.

My brother-in-law for 34 years?  Choked me over a political disagreement.  I try to put that behind me, but really.  Fuck that guy.  I've really had it with him.

This fat, overweight, obnoxious old liberal guy that is supposed to work for me?  Tries to stir up shit every time you give him half a chance.  If it was up to me, I'd fire his ass.  He makes me so sick I'm just about to quit because I really can't stand his shit anymore.

The world is full of these assholes. And you know what? Obama isn't even a liberal. These morons that support him?  He and his allies would eat them for breakfast to stay in power.  He's an undemocratic lying leftist shit weasel. 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at July 16, 2012 07:18 PM (sJTmU)

159 And I seem to be well on track to exceed my three week weight loss goal.
***
What's your process? Diet? Exercise?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 07:18 PM (AUeaU)

160 1/9th scale The Dark Night Rises pre-painted Batman.  Pre-order now.

http://www.hlj.com/product/DRAH38109

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 07:18 PM (bwH3a)

161

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2012 10:59 PM (GULKT)

 

Given that we're homeschooling, that is either very possible or completely impossible, depending on how we want to work things.

 

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 11:00 PM (bwH3a)

 

Entry level jobs I suppose. What Disney's looking for in employees, particularly princess actresses and such. What sort of jobs they have for young men as well.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit at July 16, 2012 07:18 PM (h6HiH)

162
    Not only did Obama denigrate business, he also took a gratuitous swipe at ANYONE who has successfully accomplished anything that required persistence and effort.

   He included ALL of us.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 16, 2012 07:18 PM (SAMxH)

163 157 Last woman I met from online dating is in her fifties *** I am trying out a new site. Most of the women seem to be around 30. I got the service for free for a month, so we'll see how it goes. Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 11:17 PM (AUeaU) I was going to try one of those sites but Mrs Sailor said she would cut my dick off and sew it to my forehead.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 16, 2012 07:18 PM (9TTOe)

164 I don't know if anyone's interested, but if the Man Ray and Lee Miller exhibit comes to a museum near you, it's quite good. I got to see it last Thursday, at the Palace of the Legion of Honor in San Francisco, and enjoyed it.

Posted by: Dianna at July 16, 2012 07:19 PM (mKMj1)

165 Dear Sandra Fluke, rogue elephant with a candlestick perhaps?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 07:19 PM (bwH3a)

166 Said daughter now works selling shoes at the mall.
Let's hope Al Bundy is her supervisor.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 16, 2012 07:20 PM (vDl/w)

167 'If you've got a business - you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.' Tell me, O Imperator, what business am I about to own? I mean, I know you've started it already and you're building it. I'm just dying to know what my new business is going to be. Any hints?

Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2012 07:20 PM (FcR7P)

168 Deep Purple - Smoke On The muthafuckin' Water http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUwEIt9ez7M

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 07:20 PM (HWUv9)

169 Buddha? Do you think achieve enlightenment on his own? Bullshit!

Jesus? And whatever the fuck he actually claimed to do? Bullshit! And the guys was like, uh, three people are something anyway.


Posted by: Barack Obama at July 16, 2012 07:20 PM (AUeaU)

170

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 16, 2012 11:03 PM (9TTOe)

 

They're not necessarily thinking as life-long careers, just a relatively (I hope) safe way to get experience and meet lots of people. My middle daughter could make a hobby just of meeting new people, so getting paid for it would be heaven in her view.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit at July 16, 2012 07:22 PM (h6HiH)

171 I was going to try one of those sites but Mrs Sailor said she would cut my dick off and sew it to my forehead.
***
I know the feeling.


Posted by: Zeus at July 16, 2012 07:22 PM (AUeaU)

172 He included ALL of us.
Posted by: irongrampa

I noticed that. Evidently, we're all sneaks and thieves.

Projection?

Posted by: Dianna at July 16, 2012 07:22 PM (mKMj1)

173 160 And I seem to be well on track to exceed my three week weight loss goal.
***
What's your process? Diet? Exercise?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 11:18 PM (AUeaU)

***

Methamphetamine.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 16, 2012 07:22 PM (61yvg)

174

"Not everything the U.N. does is evil. Some of it is just incompetent."

 

 

Well, they've managed not to loot their own cafeteria again for almost a whole decade, so there's that. 

Posted by: 66chevelle at July 16, 2012 07:24 PM (QjSgY)

175

Let's face it, Charlie Sheen is a dick but this is about as good a way as any to recover your image in the eyes of the American People. 

.

 http://tinyurl.com/bqxe4dt
.

Giving up coke and beating hookers would also help.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 16, 2012 07:24 PM (JKNDp)

176 My middle daughter could make a hobby just of meeting new people, so getting paid for it would be heaven in her view. Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit

I remember that at Disneyland there were tour guides, at least when I was a kid. That might be a wonderful job to look at, if your daughter has any languages besides English.

Posted by: Dianna at July 16, 2012 07:24 PM (mKMj1)

177 That beggar's boobs are just fine. But her vag is way too wide.

Posted by: Chris M at July 16, 2012 07:25 PM (4lyMJ)

178

Posted by: KZnextzone at July 16, 2012 11:07 PM (UXEgP)

 

Sorry, I must be more tired than I realized since I'm not sure what you're trying to tell me.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit at July 16, 2012 07:25 PM (h6HiH)

179 Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 11:18 PM (AUeaU) Diet, exercise is only starting to creep into it. Bought me a calorie scale a few months ago. That's helped a lot. Started using www.livestrong.com along with it a few days ago. That site is really cool! I like it. I'm tracking everything I can with it now. I think it's geared mostly for smart phone users, but what isn't these days? But even so I just weigh my meals and snacks and punch all the info in later. It's great!

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 07:25 PM (HWUv9)

180 Deep Purple - Lazy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPM6ni4bQzc

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 07:26 PM (HWUv9)

181 Those glasses* that Elton John is wearing -- I'm pretty sure you have to suck a penis just to get them out of their box.
 
*Protected by the famous Penis Lock®

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2012 07:26 PM (ccXZP)

182 "I work with rapists maybe once every two months."


Cant say I've eve worked with any rapists, as far as I know. Then again I have spent my entire working life in the private sector.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 16, 2012 07:26 PM (lzvtR)

183 To the most radical of environmentalists, the ideal human population on earth is indeed zero.

If they volunteer to cancel their own carbon emissions first, to set a good example of course, I'll promise to follow them.  Really, I will. *snort*

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 07:26 PM (QNT8x)

184 And might I recommend the version of Deep Purple's Machine Head that includes the quadrophonic John Glover remixes.

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 07:26 PM (HWUv9)

185 171 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 16, 2012 11:03 PM (9TTOe) They're not necessarily thinking as life-long careers, just a relatively (I hope) safe way to get experience and meet lots of people. My middle daughter could make a hobby just of meeting new people, so getting paid for it would be heaven in her view. Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit at July 16, 2012 11:22 PM (h6HiH) My Niece is doing a six month stint as part of a college grad program ay Disney. She interned as a Dolphin/seal trainer in Hawaii, it has been her life long dream to work for Sea World or some other Animal park. She is an honor student from a private University. She will be a Cashier at Disney. My point is this. The competition for even the most rudimentary of jobs is tough. It's all about experience, good grades and a clean record.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 16, 2012 07:27 PM (9TTOe)

186 I call them Leftists or Statists, they're not liberal in the classic sense of the word

Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2012 11:03 PM (Y7XKa)

----------->>>

I agree.  The   Leftists   usurped the label "liberal" in order to obfuscate.  I have made a conscious effort to no longer call the Marxist/Progressive/Statists liberals because they are collectivists.

 

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop in solidarity with dagny at July 16, 2012 07:27 PM (M0NzJ)

187 171 Hey Polli!! If you go to the Walt Disney World website, there should be a link to careers. Click it, to see what is available, and the application process. I know college students can apply for an internship program, and the jobs run the gamut from working in sales at the shops to greeting at entrances, to pin trading, etc. If your kids have a language other than English, that is a real bonus, with all the ex-pat visitors, who could use translation. Just tell your kids to be careful. Orlando is a high crime area. If they can't live in Disney housing (for interns) you need to go with them to find safe housing near whichever park they will be working in. Rentals are very expensive, so keep that in mind. Good luck with this. We considered retiring to Orlando, and working at Disney part time, and then, after spending time there, decided it just wasn't right for us. So we won't retire for a much longer time.

Posted by: moki at July 16, 2012 07:28 PM (dZmFh)

188

Posted by: Kratos at July 16, 2012 11:13 PM (c1WVm)

 

That must be a *very* good cause, given the Twitter flurry about bronies a couple of months ago.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit at July 16, 2012 07:28 PM (h6HiH)

189 ***Methamphetamine. Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 16, 2012 11:22 PM (61yvg) Cocaine. *Snort* *Cough* I mean what the fook are you talkin' about, yo?

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 07:28 PM (HWUv9)

190 Ok, so here is the email to the recruiter I am working on, what do you think?

Hi Mr X, 

Its been a while since we've chatted - [my new company] has been keeping me pretty busy since you helped place me here.

I wanted to touch base with you since I think I might know a number of talented individuals in the software development field looking for a career change in the near term and I was wonder what [your company's] policy on referrals might be? Some I will probably be able to place at [my current company], but hiring has slowed down here currently, so having other options for them would likely be in everyone's interest.

 I look forward to hearing from you.


 


Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 07:28 PM (AUeaU)

191 Then it follows that business owners don't fully deserve their financial gains either and thus it's completely reasonable to make them share it with others. So taking more from the successful is now the truly fair thing to do. The Symbionese Liberation Army considered it mandatory to submit to sex with anyone and everyone who wanted it. To refuse a comrade was considered bourgeois and was punished.

Posted by: Hopped up on Something at July 16, 2012 07:28 PM (+/EHj)

192 Aaaaannnndddddd time to get ready for woik. Catch ya'll later!

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 07:29 PM (HWUv9)

193 Sorry Polli , a lot of typos there. I'll try again later...

Posted by: KZnextzone at July 16, 2012 07:29 PM (UXEgP)

194 MechaCon in New Orleans is going to have a My Little Pony evening event for Friday.  I am glad I have other pressing engagements.  Do not need to see Bronies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 07:30 PM (bwH3a)

195 Polli, looks like people are answering the Disney questions...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 07:30 PM (bwH3a)

196 195 MechaCon in New Orleans is going to have a My Little Pony evening event for Friday. I am glad I have other pressing engagements. Do not need to see Bronies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 11:30 PM (bwH3a)

 

There were Bronies at Comic-con this year.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2012 07:30 PM (GULKT)

197 Bought me a calorie scale a few months ago. That's helped a lot.

If (output < intake)
    LoseWeight();
else if (output == intake)
    MaintainWeight();
    else GainWeight();

Its that simple.  Everything else is bullshit.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 07:30 PM (QNT8x)

198

Everything I know about  dating:

It never ends well.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 07:30 PM (RQxpZ)

199 If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help.  There was a great teacher somewhere in your life.  Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive.  Somebody invested in roads and bridges.  If you've got a business -- you didn't build that.  Somebody else made that happen.  The Internet didn't get invented on its own.  Government research created the Internet so that all the companies could make money off the Internet.

***

Cuz we all know that schools weren't built from bricks and wood made in private factories.  The roads weren't constructed with gravel and tar from private companies.  Bridges weren't made from steel and concrete that comes from large private corporations.  Nope, the government makes all of it's own shit in it's entirety.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 16, 2012 07:31 PM (61yvg)

200 >>>That must be a *very* good cause, given the Twitter flurry about bronies a couple of months ago. It is for the Wounded Warriors Project.

Posted by: Kratos at July 16, 2012 07:31 PM (c1WVm)

201 Ugh, Ann Hathaway cut her hair and looks like Ferris Bueller now.  Ferris Bueller with breasts, but still.

http://tinyurl.com/cbsa9k7

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 07:31 PM (AUeaU)

202 My bad...

If (output < intake)

should be:

If (output > intake)

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 07:32 PM (QNT8x)

203

Posted by: Dianna at July 16, 2012 11:24 PM (mKMj1)

 

She's only 10 right now, and they may well change their minds in the meantime, but is trying to decide which languages she'd like to learn.

 

I figure that even if they *do* change their minds, anything encouraging them to become more "rounded" won't be a complete waste.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit at July 16, 2012 07:33 PM (h6HiH)

204 It never ends well.

If it does end well and you get married, that usually ends badly.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 07:33 PM (QNT8x)

205 If it does end well and you get married, that usually ends badly.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 11:33 PM (QNT8x)

 

Every marriage that doesn't end in divorce, ends in death.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2012 07:34 PM (GULKT)

206 202 Ugh, Ann Hathaway cut her hair and looks like Ferris Bueller now. Ferris Bueller with breasts, but still. http://tinyurl.com/cbsa9k7 Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 11:31 PM (AUeaU) She's getting or has got Married. Aint that what you tricky chicks all do. Let your long flowing hair spread accross the pillow entice us into marrying you, then when you get the ring you cut it all off and say, "Well, you don't have to take care of it."

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 16, 2012 07:34 PM (9TTOe)

207

This is my point. 

It's a lose - lose - lose proposition. 

At best.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 07:35 PM (RQxpZ)

208 perfect, 18-1

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2012 07:36 PM (JMmQ9)

209

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 16, 2012 11:27 PM (9TTOe)

 

Thanks for the heads-up on that. This is why I turned to the Horde even before looking on the website. I know I'll find the *mechanism* for them to enroll on the site but here I'll learn what the reality is.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit at July 16, 2012 07:36 PM (h6HiH)

210 Wow 1/4th scale fully painted Vampirella by Sideshow Collectibles.  Price a mere $462. 

http://www.hlj.com/product/MGY34284

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 07:37 PM (bwH3a)

211 Howdy all!

"See that man/woman over there?  They have more than you do.  That's not fair!" seems to sum up Obama pretty well.

Posted by: Theresa at July 16, 2012 07:38 PM (36Yg+)

212

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 16, 2012 11:01 PM (JKNDp)

 

"I remember Disney world had a young girl dressed in white with flat white make-up on. She stood perfectly still like a statue and then, when some one wasn't ready would reach for them. It was kinda creepy."

 

The London Wax Museum in St. Pete used to have some Wax figures dressed like ordinary people sitting in chairs inside the museum.  They also had some empty chairs inside the museum.  My sister and I got the shit scared out of us when she touched some prankster sitting in a chair--or employee, I don't know--on the head, and he suddenly turned toward her.  I think we skipped the Chamber of Horrors that year.

Posted by: 66chevelle at July 16, 2012 07:38 PM (QjSgY)

213 trying to decide which languages she'd like to learn.

If you got some Latin, you got the tools to pick up any romance language fairly easily.  That, and Mandarin. 

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 07:38 PM (QNT8x)

214 eesh, 87 games out of my 247 on steam haven't been touched

Posted by: The Dude at July 16, 2012 07:38 PM (tw6Ar)

215 Geez, guys, come on. Married men are (statistically, anyway) happier, healthier, and have better sex lives.

Dating does suck, I admit it. And getting involved with the wrong person is a disaster.

However, meeting the right person helps.

And I'll never cut my hair off, even as it goes all silver, it will still flow down my back, and wind around the shirt buttons of complete strangers.

Posted by: Dianna at July 16, 2012 07:38 PM (mKMj1)

216

Guess who is dating Kate Upton.............Justin Verlander.

 

Like I needed a reason to hate that guy more.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 07:38 PM (RQxpZ)

217 Guess who is dating Kate Upton.............Justin Verlander. Probably explains the really bad All Star start this year. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 16, 2012 11:37 PM (OWjjx) I'm shocked he didn't just go ahead and fuck himself into a Coma, I would have.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 16, 2012 07:38 PM (9TTOe)

218

Posted by: Kratos at July 16, 2012 11:31 PM (c1WVm)

 

Ah. something very important indeed.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit at July 16, 2012 07:39 PM (h6HiH)

219 149Last woman I met from online dating is in her fifties, is in school to complete her doctorate, doesn't ever shave her legs, and has a daughter who got her undergrad degree last year in Feminist Studies. Said daughternow works selling shoes at the mall.
<<< So, how was the sex? Did you have to machete your way into her squatch, like Michael Douglas in Romancing The Stone?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 16, 2012 07:39 PM (JDIKC)

220

 Married men are (statistically, anyway) happier, healthier, and have better sex lives.

 

That survey was 90% married women respondants.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 07:40 PM (RQxpZ)

221 Married men are (statistically, anyway) happier, healthier, and have better sex lives.
***
Apparently no one told my ex.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2012 07:40 PM (AUeaU)

222 <<

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 16, 2012 07:40 PM (9TTOe)

223 Guess who is dating Kate Upton.............Justin Verlander. Probably explains the really bad All Star start this year. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 16, 2012 11:37 PM word on the street is that she hasn't returned his calls since last Tuesday....

Posted by: AltonJackson is a NL fan living in an AL market at July 16, 2012 07:40 PM (JMmQ9)

224 Dare I ask which dating sites morons are subjecting themselves to?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 07:41 PM (bwH3a)

225  - Married men are (statistically, anyway) happier, healthier, and have better sex lives.

Posted by: 4 out of five married female dentists agree! at July 16, 2012 07:41 PM (RQxpZ)

226 Price a mere $462.

I have a rich flying buddy who paid $5,000 for a painted porcelain cat because someone convinced him it was "art" rather than something you'd pick up for $4 at the swap meet.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 07:42 PM (QNT8x)

227

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 11:38 PM (QNT8x)

 

Indeed. "English From the Roots Up" it's one of the curriculum books I'm very much looking forward to this year. The oldest is going to sit in on those classes since she still struggles with her pre/suf-fixes.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit at July 16, 2012 07:42 PM (h6HiH)

228 Apparently no one told my ex.
Posted by: 18-1

*Sigh*

Yeah, my guy's still pretty damned bitter about his first marriage, too. I defined it as, she chewed him up, spit him out, and stomped on him in high heels a few times.

Posted by: Dianna at July 16, 2012 07:42 PM (mKMj1)

229 Anne Hathway threw her lot with the OccuPoopers (despite her being part of the reveled "1%"). That is all you need to know about her mental state. *sighs*. The body is nice but her head, the most important part, is useless.

Posted by: Kratos at July 16, 2012 07:42 PM (c1WVm)

230 227 - Married men are (statistically, anyway) happier, healthier, and have better sex lives. Posted by: 4 out of five married female dentists agree! at July 16, 2012 11:41 PM (RQxpZ) Does sex alone count or does it have to be with the wife?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 16, 2012 07:42 PM (9TTOe)

231 $5000 for a painted porcelain cat.  Moving right along.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2012 07:43 PM (bwH3a)

232

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 16, 2012 11:42 PM (QNT8x)

 

That is exactly the reason I *really* wish I'd taken marketing classes instead of art classes when getting my associate degree.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit at July 16, 2012 07:44 PM (h6HiH)

233 Forget it Jake, it's Vaginatown.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 07:44 PM (RQxpZ)

234 Does sex alone count or does it have to be with the wife? Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny

It had best be with the wife. It's safer, that way, to say nothing of less horrifyingly expensive.

Posted by: Dianna at July 16, 2012 07:44 PM (mKMj1)

235 Every marriage that doesn't end in divorce, ends in death.
I've always said that too.

Mmm. Good chowdah!

Posted by: robert f kennedy jr at July 16, 2012 07:45 PM (vDl/w)

236 Married men are (statistically, anyway) happier, healthier, and have better sex lives. 82.7% of all statistics are made up.

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2012 07:45 PM (JMmQ9)

237 However, meeting the right person helps.

Every time I think I've found the right one, she won't put the fucking lotion on.

Posted by: Hannibal Lechter at July 16, 2012 07:45 PM (QNT8x)

238 Yea. next time, survey the men when their spouses are standing next to them. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life

Ha!

Posted by: Dianna at July 16, 2012 07:45 PM (mKMj1)

239 As a small business owner who has stared down more than one financial near death experience over the last thirteen years, I say spot on Obama, I didn't do it myself. Just like no Chicago machine hack can rise to the presidency without a terrorist ghost-written autobiography.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 16, 2012 07:45 PM (lzvtR)

240

That Tastykakes, Hostess, Little Debbie talk from earlier is haunting me.

 

If you put a Suzy Q and Kate Upton in front of me, right now, I don't know which one I'd eat first.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 07:48 PM (RQxpZ)

241 Every time I think I've found the right one, she won't put the fucking lotion on.
Posted by: Hannibal Lechter

I thought that was Jaime what's-his-nose?

But I always flunk Pop Culture 101.

Posted by: Dianna at July 16, 2012 07:49 PM (mKMj1)

242 That Tastykakes, Hostess, Little Debbie talk from earlier is haunting me.

If you put a Suzy Q and Kate Upton in front of me, right now, I don't know which one I'd eat first.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 11:48 PM (RQxpZ)


fill her up with some OG banana creme and eat both at the same time

Posted by: The Dude at July 16, 2012 07:49 PM (tw6Ar)

243 82.7% of all statistics are made up.
73.8% of people know that.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 16, 2012 07:50 PM (vDl/w)

244 <<<So, how was the sex? Did you have to machete your way intoher squatch, like Michael Douglas in Romancing The Stone?

 

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 16, 2012 11:39 PM (JDIKC)

 

LOL.  There will be no attempt made to blaze a trail, as it were.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2012 07:50 PM (BAS5M)

245 hmm mention Gloomy Sunday on tv show and watch the royalties roll in

Posted by: The Dude at July 16, 2012 07:50 PM (tw6Ar)

246 Somebody else made that happen. Somebody...government? If we have gov't to thank for everything, then what in the fuck have you guys been doing for the last four years?!

Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2012 07:52 PM (FcR7P)

247 I heard today that my candidate is saying I'm working for someone else, that I'm not actually working for, nor could there be any evidence I'm working for. It gets curiouser and curiouser. I'm going to have to write the laymans version of a contract for services before i sign on to another campaign.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 16, 2012 07:52 PM (rPbKT)

248 247 82.7% of all statistics are made up.
73.8% of people know that.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 16, 2012 11:50 PM (vDl/w)

 

The Statistician's Blues  http://tinyurl.com/6am9tuv

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2012 07:52 PM (GULKT)

249 I'm trying to figure out how it could benefit him to say I jumped ship to someone else when it's so easily refutable... Or how he got the false impression that it's the truth.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 16, 2012 07:53 PM (rPbKT)

250 #253 - It sounds very odd.

Posted by: Dianna at July 16, 2012 07:54 PM (mKMj1)

251 253 I'm trying to figure out how it could benefit him to say I jumped ship to someone else when it's so easily refutable... Or how he got the false impression that it's the truth.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 16, 2012 11:53 PM (rPbKT)

 

Looking to place blame and blackball you?

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2012 07:55 PM (GULKT)

252 18-1 You've gotten a bunch of good answers to the referral question. I am a healthcare recruiter healthcare and I pay $100 for one that ends up in a placement - paid when contracts are signed.don't be shy about asking - it is a standard thing and he should be happy to get the new candidates.

Posted by: Ellie Lurker at July 16, 2012 07:56 PM (7X3Kd)

253

I'm trying to figure out how it could benefit him to say I jumped ship to someone else when it's so easily refutable... Or how he got the false impression that it's the truth. <<<

 

Ask him.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 16, 2012 07:56 PM (JDIKC)

254 As far as being happier and healthier when you meet the right woman and marry her... I intentionally married the absolute worst person I could find, and I am now, 12 years later, happier and healthier. I think there's something to it.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 16, 2012 07:56 PM (rPbKT)

255   I don't want to see Obama and the left simply defeated in November, I want to see them smashed into sniveling impotence, unable to even act as a spoiler.

  I want to see that result pounded into their faces over and over.  Until it makes them nauseous.

   And then I want them to have to watch as we go about the task of ridding the country of their malevolent influence.

   And I will laugh and jeer at them as it happens.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 16, 2012 07:56 PM (SAMxH)

256 The body is nice but her head, the most important part, is useless. Posted by: Kratos at July 16, 2012 11:42 PM (c1WVm) I hve no intentions to fuck her head, just her other parts.......

Posted by: honey Badger #5 at July 16, 2012 07:57 PM (RQjPS)

257 #259 - A laudable goal. I want California to vote for Romney, which would just be the icing on the cake.

And with that happy thought, I shall admit the dogs won't walk themselves.

Good night!

Posted by: Dianna at July 16, 2012 07:59 PM (mKMj1)

258 Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 16, 2012 11:52 PM (rPbKT)


Sounds like working for a politician has been less rewarding than you thought it would be. Whoda thunk it?

Posted by: cm9000 at July 16, 2012 07:59 PM (lzvtR)

259 You know, there's still almost six weeks to the primary, and the other two candidates are absolute pigs too. His name is on the ballot, and if he gets the 475 people I estimate he needs to turn out the vote in election day, he could still win. Spending time laying blame and screwing people will hurt him more than it hurts me.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 16, 2012 07:59 PM (rPbKT)

260 Sheen is on Leno. Some don't like him. I think he is the most resiliant MFr out there.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 16, 2012 08:00 PM (9TTOe)

261 Forget it Jake, it's Vaginatown. Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2012 11:44 PM (RQxpZ) Who the fuck is sock puppeting me!?!?!? I drank a ton of beer and post a bunch of dumbass stuff to be jake. Don't sock me Bro.

Posted by: jake in ID at July 16, 2012 08:02 PM (RQjPS)

262 264 Sheen is on Leno. Some don't like him. I think he is the most resiliant MFr out there.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 17, 2012 12:00 AM (9TTOe)

 

You ever watch the Roast of him on Comedy Central and he does come off at the end that he was just doing this and having a good time doing it, not actually going down any more of a selfdestructive path than he had been previously.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2012 08:03 PM (GULKT)

263 No way. I did a great job. I have no regrets. I learned a hell of a lot, which should be true any time you work on a campaign. I know now that I know what it takes to win-- and in a primary, it ain't money, although you do need a minimum amount of it simply for logistics. What is really amazing is that Iearned more here than I learned in my entire college career. Or maybe that's not amazing, but rather a further indictment of credential own in its entirety. There is no secret to winning. It takes a coherent message that is palatable, the appearance of competency, and a simple plan executed with vigor and discipline.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 16, 2012 08:04 PM (rPbKT)

264 The proper response to the Obama/Warren "you didn't build that" crap is to go Galt. Anything else is bargaining with evil.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 16, 2012 08:05 PM (nZvGM)

265 Truman North, you should write your "tell-all" story; just the "campaign insider" snippets we've been getting for the past couple of months have been fascinating.

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2012 08:08 PM (JMmQ9)

266 don't remember who it was that I was talking to about point and click games to but other than Yesterday, the Pendulo games are 75% off

Posted by: The Dude at July 16, 2012 08:08 PM (tw6Ar)

267 Lawyers, attorneys also do quite well under Obama.

When you make practically every thing illegal, all of a sudden, everyone needs a lawyer.

Posted by: navybrat at July 16, 2012 08:09 PM (+2lbb)

268 You know, for folks like us, the palatable message has to be the right positions on any number of issues. But there are plenty of campaigns where issues statements rarely if ever come into play. That's one of the things I have learned. Say less about substantial issues, win more votes. It's slimy and unethical, but you won't be losing anyone to cleavages on salient issues. I wouldn't recommend it, because not coming out on issues appositively is in itself an issues statement: it says you are malleable and looking to get rolled. But a less ethical consultant might say it.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 16, 2012 08:09 PM (rPbKT)

269 The proper response to the Obama/Warren "you didn't build that" crap is to go Galt. Anything else is bargaining with evil. Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 17, 2012 12:05 AM I think the MDs will "go Galt" first

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2012 08:11 PM (JMmQ9)

270 Collectivists cannot acknowledge the existence of individual excellence unless they are talking about themselves.

It wasn't Hope and Change that "fundamentally transformed" this nation into a socialist utopia.  It was the roads and bridges.

Posted by: gastorgrab at July 16, 2012 08:11 PM (FX38i)

271 To AltonJackson and others who have asked, I will do that, but I'm still in the middle of the season so it may not be for a few more days. Trying to figure out who I'll be working for until November. Additionally, working on putting together a firm with some of the fellows ive met for the next cycle and beyond. I don't have any NDA or anything. But I haven't thought out how much said is too much said.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 16, 2012 08:15 PM (rPbKT)

272 the straw that broke Canadian Multiculturism's back? check the link in the nic. from Velad Tepes

Posted by: jake in ID at July 16, 2012 08:17 PM (RQjPS)

273 >>>The proper response to the Obama/Warren "you didn't build that" crap is to go Galt. Anything else is bargaining with evil.

Trust me, I am more than ready to go Galt.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at July 16, 2012 08:18 PM (GE1+K)

274 There is no secret to winning. It takes a coherent message that is palatable, the appearance of competency, and a simple plan executed with vigor and discipline.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at July 17, 2012 12:04 AM (rPbKT)



There may be a spot for you on the Romney campaign. Rumor has it they are  revving up a tough as nails rapid response team. If Obama calls Romney a felon, Romney will request an apology, If Obama says Romney clubs baby seals, Romney will point to all the car trips he took sans Seamus on the roof.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 16, 2012 08:18 PM (lzvtR)

275 Obama doesn't just channel his inner fake Cherokee.  He also channels his daddy, the guy who thought 100 percent taxation was okay as long as the gubmint could justify it.  "What's it worth to you not to be killed, your wife raped, and your kids sold into slavery?  Oh, everything!  100 percent security tax, pay up sucka.http://tinyurl.com/c9gu5pw

Posted by: Habitually Pessimistic at July 16, 2012 08:21 PM (gFj4g)

276 Truman, you are right (and proper) to wait until after the election. Let it breathe, stew, and brew. Then: 1.) Embellish heavily and throw in a couple of steamy sex scenes. B.) ???? 3.) Profit!!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2012 08:22 PM (JMmQ9)

277 A funny song, buzzion. I was looking for a similar song about accountants to reciprocate but couldn't find it.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 16, 2012 08:26 PM (vDl/w)

278

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit at July 16, 2012 10:57 PM (h6HiH)

My daughter, who is now 30, did a summer there between her freshman and sophomore years in college. She probably did it because we were a big "Disney family". (Nothing wrong with that!). She hated it, but loved it. They pay a pittance, and work you like a rented mule. But, experience! I would say go for it, but it's hard, and not appreciated. Just like life, so, yeah, go for it. Can't hurt, might help, and you get a real awakening about real life masquerading as fantasy. Your kids won't be naive after the experience, that's for sure. I believe that is always good!

Posted by: Kalneva at July 16, 2012 08:27 PM (cQmXn)

279 It's slimy and unethical, but you won't be losing anyone to cleavages on salient issues.

I'd like to hear more about this cleavage.

Posted by: Waterhouse still has Kate on the brain at July 16, 2012 08:27 PM (sC+qB)

280 I also loved the letter written by a guy from Crete to the Greek tax collectors.
"Given the choice between suicide and murder, I choose to murder. You."

Posted by: navybrat at July 16, 2012 08:28 PM (+2lbb)

281 232 Anne Hathway threw her lot with the OccuPoopers (despite her being part of the reveled "1%"). That is all you need to know about her mental state. *sighs*. The body is nice but her head, the most important part, is useless.

Posted by: Kratos at July 16, 2012 11:42 PM (c1WVm)


I thought her squeakhole was her most important asset?

Posted by: MrCaniac at July 16, 2012 08:28 PM (1grxW)

282 "Of course their no-one-is-really-independently-successful argument is wrong for a host of reason"

I agree with your premise but somehow, no one ever seems to list any of the reasons why the argument is wrong.

I'd be interested in hearing a few of those reasons for rebuttals to those who don't agree.


Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2012 08:29 PM (pASI9)

283 Kate Upton does have a short shelf-life...

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 16, 2012 08:29 PM (j5b23)

284

100 Thanks everyone for the info last night. Now I have a different question. Has anyone worked for Disney at Disney World? For some reason my three youngest kids have decided that when they turn 20, 18, and 16 they would like to live and work in Florida and since they're all very out-going and hard workkers I suggested Disney. Is there anything they should think about over the next eight years to make that more likely to happen?
Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit at July 16, 2012 10:57 PM (h6HiH)

Disney has high recruiting standards depending on what type of job they want to work.  If they want to compete to be a Disney character, they will look at their school grades, any volunteer work, extra-curricular activities, etc.  

So our President wouldn't qualify.  Not even as Odumbo.

 

Posted by: Cheri at July 16, 2012 08:32 PM (EAgmr)

285 Kate Upton does have a short shelf-life... Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 17, 2012 12:29 AM (j5b23) so? Beer has a short shelf life but I still likes it so much

Posted by: jake in ID at July 16, 2012 08:32 PM (RQjPS)

286 Salutations to my moron friends!

Posted by: zeera at July 16, 2012 08:33 PM (XtxRN)

287 Posted by: jake in ID at July 17, 2012 12:32 AM (RQjPS) When I can get Kate Upton Lager at $10 for a six-pack of green bottles - we'll be in sync.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 16, 2012 08:34 PM (j5b23)

288 Obama has sex alone, IYKWIM.   So yes, some things can be accomplished by oneself

Posted by: sch in schoonerlogt at July 16, 2012 08:35 PM (Dll6b)

289 I thought her squeakhole was her most important asset? Posted by: MrCaniac at July 17, 2012 12:28 AM (1grxW) Now, that's a stretch...

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 16, 2012 08:35 PM (j5b23)

290 I agree with your premise but somehow, no one ever seems to list any of the reasons why the argument is wrong. I'd be interested in hearing a few of those reasons for rebuttals to those who don't agree. Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 12:29 AM (pASI9) Did you listen to Rush or Beck today? (missed Hanety and Levin) That talking point was dog meat after the first 20 minutes of either show.

Posted by: jake in ID at July 16, 2012 08:36 PM (RQjPS)

291

Trust me, I am more than ready to go Galt.

Not meaning to pick on you, but what could you possibly be waiting for? In all seriousness, that quote from Obama is probably the most evil sentence that has ever been uttered by a President of the United States. It is a complete rejection of the value of the individual human being. The attitude of "Well, if he gets re-ected, then, by golly, I'll really be upset" doesn't cut it. The motor of the world needs to stop NOW. I understand people's desire to provide for their families, but anything beyond that is cooperation with your own hangman.

Sure, maybe I'm just psyched because I just watched Atlas Shrugged on DVD (and was reminded that Breitbart was in the background in the anniversary party scene). But I started my own version of going Galt years ago, and it's getting lonely out here. 

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 16, 2012 08:36 PM (nZvGM)

292 So who the fuck was it that made The Kenyan successful?

Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2012 08:37 PM (QLraV)

293 When I can get Kate Upton Lager at $10 for a six-pack of green bottles - we'll be in sync. Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 17, 2012 12:34 AM (j5b23) If you are the right guy, I'm pretty sure you can get Kate Upton for free, chicks get horny also. yous just gotta be the right guy at the right time

Posted by: jake in ID at July 16, 2012 08:38 PM (RQjPS)

294 297 So who the fuck was it that made The Kenyan successful? Posted by: torabora at July 17, 2012 12:37 AM (QLraV) Yo!

Posted by: The Gnarled Cock of Frank Marshall Davis at July 16, 2012 08:38 PM (j5b23)

295 Posted by: jake in ID at July 17, 2012 12:38 AM (RQjPS) I was talking beer, man...

Posted by: The Gnarled Cock of Frank Marshall Davis at July 16, 2012 08:39 PM (j5b23)

296 Oh FFS sake - sock off

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 16, 2012 08:39 PM (j5b23)

297 Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 17, 2012 12:36 AM Spot on.

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2012 08:39 PM (JMmQ9)

298 I was talking beer, man... Posted by: The Gnarled Cock of Frank Marshall Davis at July 17, 2012 12:39 AM (j5b23) sorry, those ginormo-hooters are distracting what are we discussing again..........

Posted by: jake in ID at July 16, 2012 08:40 PM (RQjPS)

299 295

Can't get limbaugh during the day and it wasn't on his site.

So what are some of the reasons that argument is wrong?

Posted by: jakee308 at July 16, 2012 08:40 PM (pASI9)

300 "You said 'rape' twice." "I like rape."

Posted by: Slim pickens at July 16, 2012 08:42 PM (ceOGc)

301 So who the fuck was it that made The Kenyan successful? Why do you think he brought it up? He knows he didn't do anything.

Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2012 08:43 PM (FcR7P)

302 So who the fuck was it that made The Kenyan successful?

His narcissism makes him think he did, but it was really us.  He's a useful vessel.


Posted by: Obama's shadow commie handlers at July 16, 2012 08:44 PM (QNT8x)

303 It's not rape-rape if you keep your blue helmet on.

Posted by: UN Peacekeeper at July 16, 2012 08:45 PM (eaiMl)

304 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos.

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2012 08:45 PM (JMmQ9)

305 Recruiters will pay more than $100, depending on the industry and the skill level of the candidate. Aerospace and software (especially with DO-254 Level A experience) or high level security clearances pay much higher. I have seen several offers of $1000 for a successful referral.

Posted by: Fox 2! at July 16, 2012 08:45 PM (RJOgX)

306 Kate Upton does have a short shelf-life... No, you have too long a shelf-life.

Posted by: Zombie Howard Marshall II at July 16, 2012 08:47 PM (FcR7P)

307 Massive weight loss isn't unheard of for people, say, massively overweight-- at least initially; followed by a plateau (or even slight gain), and then one more massive drop, to finally settle on somewhere between .5 to 1 pound a week as long as one continues to embrace the overload principle.

Posted by: David C. at July 16, 2012 08:49 PM (ZtMso)

308 Anyone who was shocked, SHOCKED that the automotive media sucks the dicks of the car companies they write about

Motor Trend's Car of the Year has included such junkpiles as;

71 Chevy Vega, 74 Ford Mustang II, 75 Chevy Monza 2+2, 76 Plymouth Volare, 77 Chevy Caprice, 78 Dodge Omni, 80 Chevy Citation, 81 Plymouth Reliant, 83 AMC Alliance, 1990 Lincoln Town Car

Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2012 08:49 PM (Y7XKa)

309 71 Chevy Vega, 74 Ford Mustang II, 75 Chevy Monza 2+2, 76 Plymouth Volare, 77 Chevy Caprice, 78 Dodge Omni, 80 Chevy Citation, 81 Plymouth Reliant, 83 AMC Alliance, 1990 Lincoln Town Car

Posted by: kbdabear at July 17, 2012 12:49 AM (Y7XKa)


other than 71, those years sucked hard when it comes to cars

Posted by: The Dude at July 16, 2012 08:51 PM (tw6Ar)

310 I wonder what the business success/failure rate is among small businesses that used SBA loans vs those that financed through other means

Since the SCOAMF didn't cite it, I doubt it's favorable to the SBA

Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2012 08:54 PM (Y7XKa)

311 Sudome is one fucked up manga

Posted by: The Dude at July 16, 2012 08:54 PM (tw6Ar)

312 Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 12:40 AM (pASI9)


The argument is wrong because its really dumb. You only have things because the Government takes half of your money, if you actually work for a living, or something.



Posted by: cm9000 at July 16, 2012 08:54 PM (lzvtR)

313 Motor Trend's Car of the Year has included such junkpiles as; 71 Chevy Vega, 74 Ford Mustang II, 75 Chevy Monza 2+2, 76 Plymouth Volare, 77 Chevy Caprice, 78 Dodge Omni, 80 Chevy Citation, 81 Plymouth Reliant, 83 AMC Alliance, 1990 Lincoln Town Car Umm, errr, the car companies did those on their own.

Posted by: Barakus Obamus I at July 16, 2012 08:55 PM (FcR7P)

314 Can't get limbaugh during the day and it wasn't on his site.

So what are some of the reasons that argument is wrong?

Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 12:40 AM (pASI9)

The Obama argument is that success only comes through collective action and the individual is unimportant. But everyone has the same access to the public goods that Obama credits for success (even though a smaller and smaller portion of the public actually pays for those goods). So the fact that one person utilizes those opportunities to make himself successful while another doesn't, doesn't mean that the unsuccessful one was cheated out of anything and has a claim on the rewards of another. He had his chance and either by choice or luck didn't achieve what the other did. There is no injustice to be remedied.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 16, 2012 08:56 PM (nZvGM)

315 Can't get limbaugh during the day and it wasn't on his site. So what are some of the reasons that argument is wrong? Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 12:40 AM (pASI9) first you are sorta sockpuppeting me but no worries. Beck's responds in on The Blaze, Rush's response in on Gateway pundit. Life is to short to rebut everything BHO say that is 180 degrees from the truth. the easyiest reason is wrong is answer this....Name the person or persons that 'helped' Michael Jordan be sucessful and rich

Posted by: jake in ID at July 16, 2012 08:56 PM (RQjPS)

316 So what are some of the reasons that argument is wrong? Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 12:40 AM (pASI9) flipping the quarter over, Really fucking poor people have accest to roads and bridges also so how come they don't.... hey where diod my beer go? BRB

Posted by: jake in ID at July 16, 2012 08:59 PM (RQjPS)

317 314 71 Chevy Vega, 74 Ford Mustang II, 75 Chevy
Monza 2+2, 76 Plymouth Volare, 77 Chevy Caprice, 78 Dodge Omni, 80 Chevy
Citation, 81 Plymouth Reliant, 83 AMC Alliance, 1990 Lincoln Town Car


Posted by: kbdabear at July 17, 2012 12:49 AM (Y7XKa)

other than 71, those years sucked hard when it comes to cars
Posted by: The Dude at July 17, 2012 12:51 AM

Sure, most cars made during those years would come in behind a wagonload of bricks, but those were bad cars even for those years.

The Volare? Come on, they could have at least named the Cordoba with its rich Corinthian leather


Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2012 09:01 PM (Y7XKa)

318 If you think Obama is channeling Elizabeth Warren now, wait til we eventually find out his college papers list him as claiming to come from Kenya.
"I agree with your premise but somehow, no one ever seems to list any of the reasons why the argument is wrong."
The argument is self evidently fallacious, but since you can't seem to work that out, here you go:
President Obama's argument is that since nobody is 100% totally alone and self-made, then rich people should pay more in taxes, since government was behind all that stuff they built themselves up on.
That's it, that's why he even brought this up. The problem isn't that we disagree that everyone had to lean on someone else, its the idea that everyone had to lean on the government.
For example, Hershey didn't become a multi-millionaire making tasty chocolate bars because the federal government helped him, he did so because he worked hard. The people who helped him get there WERE PAID FOR THEIR HELP because that's how the free market works.
Nobody is an island, nobody is totally self-made. But government didn't make them, either, and almost in every case the people who did were compensated for their efforts.
President Obama wants the people who pay the vast bulk of taxes to pay EVEN MORE because he argues they didn't make it on their own. Which is irrelevant to taxation, pointless in this context, and simply an idiotic argument for increased taxes, given the amount paid now.
And since you could tax every single penny every single person alive making more than $250000 a year makes for the whole year and still only pay for a few weeks on the INTEREST ALONE of the national debt, its simply meaningless.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 16, 2012 09:05 PM (r4wIV)

319 The 78 Dodge Omni was a rebadged VW Rabbit, which itself proved that the Germans could crank out mobile litterboxes as proficiently as the Big 3 or British Leyland


Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2012 09:06 PM (Y7XKa)

320 OH, and as Jake in ID points out: everyone has equal access to all the government infrastructure and protection. Only some make it to be very wealthy and financially successful. Hence: government isn't the reason they made it. So Obama's entire argument is totally invalidated.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 16, 2012 09:07 PM (r4wIV)

321 PJ O'Rourke wrote once that the Chrysler K-Car was exhibit # 1 against the idea that Lee Iaccoca was a genius





Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2012 09:14 PM (Y7XKa)

322 We don't build roads and electrical grids so that the government can designate an entrepreneur to come up with the next big thing. We do it because we know that the more talented among us can deliver even more improvements to our lives if we help facilitate it.

What might Leonardo Da Vinci have done if given an RandD organization of the sort that Edison pioneered? Da Vinci existed in a world where his ability to devote time to his interests depended on a small set of wealthy patrons. A free and prosperous society allows the talented to do more. Nobody, least of all a government, can predict where that next bright spark with a big idea will appear. We can only seek to build the best world for ourselves and try not to be in the way when that person comes along.

It may be an advance in treating cancer. It might be a hot new style trend in women's shoes. No matter how frivolous it might seem to some, if it generates economic activity, there is benefit to all. Government has never been able to generate economic activity other than in those areas which are its defined duties, such as a product that may be useful tot he military and nobody else. For the vast majority of human endeavors the best thing the government can do is not attempt to understand it too early and especially not try to help, as that is all too often indistinguishable from intentional hindrance.

Posted by: epobirs at July 16, 2012 09:18 PM (kcfmt)

323 So what are some of the reasons that argument is wrong?

Ask yourself why all the Occupoopers don't run successful businesses, if all it takes is a grotesquely-large government writing reams of self-contradictory regulations?

The government doesn't supply the ideas, planning, drive, risk-taking, sweat and toil it takes to start up and run a successful business. Government is dependent on the owners of those businesses, and ought to be extremely fucking careful of creating a situation where it's no longer worthwhile to them to put in what it takes to bring an innovation to fruition. Not to mention that, once they're running a successful business, the "somebody else" in Obama's idiotic formulation who's supplying the vast majority of tax revenue to build that road or bridge or (far more often) paying the salary of whichever insulated bureaucratic shithead decided they need to cream off some money to pay for a wind turbine so that electrical power generation can be less reliable and cost eight times, is, hey!, that same business owner.

I leave you with a Heinlein quote:

Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.This is known as "bad luck.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 16, 2012 09:18 PM (sC+qB)

324 Check out the Google Earth coordinates in the sidebar.  Tell me what you think.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 16, 2012 09:20 PM (Iyg03)

325 @323 - Obama and many on the left are making this type of statement simply as push back to those business owners who claim their success is purely due to their "hard work" and nothing else.  Typiclly stated to me when the business owner comes into my bank and says this is his business and he built it himself.  Then I look at his balance sheet which is leveraged 5 to 1.

Posted by: Bankerman at July 16, 2012 09:21 PM (1X6lU)

326 231 Yeah, my guy's still pretty damned bitter about his first marriage, too. I defined it as, she chewed him up, spit him out, and stomped on him in high heels a few times. Posted by: Dianna at July 16, 2012 11:42 PM (mKMj1) My first marriage was the worst three years of my life. A true livng hell with ungrateful and self-centered succubus who destroyed my world. My second marriage some years later approaches 20 years now and I could not imagine life without my best friend and hottest lover ever ... And no, my man card is not forfeit ;-) I am just one of the lucky ones who found a woman who is both self reliant and warmly nurturing. I live like a king. Neener neener neener!

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at July 16, 2012 09:22 PM (jts1f)

327 Happy Monday NIght All ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 16, 2012 09:24 PM (qmMAj)

328 The neeners were for the men complaint about married life, not for Diana.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at July 16, 2012 09:25 PM (jts1f)

329 If individual success is a gift from our collective government, why does government give gifts to some people but not to others?  Are our roads poorly designed, or poorly maintained by government? (is government responsible for wealth inequality???)

Should we put an 'Ambition Tax' on our roads to level everything out?

How can things be both "fair" and "equal" at the same time?  Paying a 'fair share' and paying an 'equal share' are not the same thing, are they?

If freedom is the right to be different from everyone else, does that not include a different level of wealth?  If everything in our lives is quantifiable with money, do we have the right to choose anything?

Posted by: gastorgrab at July 16, 2012 09:25 PM (FX38i)

330 :/ can't find the yahoo chat anymore

Posted by: The Dude at July 16, 2012 09:26 PM (tw6Ar)

331 You succeed when you pay taxes. It's exhilarating, really, to think of the federal jobs you're funding.

Posted by: Barakus Obamus I at July 16, 2012 09:26 PM (FcR7P)

332 Bite me barakus!

Posted by: Spartacus at July 16, 2012 09:28 PM (jts1f)

333

I got nothing tonight cept' a 4 a.m wake-up so.....

 

night

Posted by: Richard at July 16, 2012 09:29 PM (uiPAK)

334 If there is no proof that hard work and study produce a desirable outcome, then why should i try to accomplish anything?

Will my ObamaCare doctor be a 'Fellow Traveler' as well?  Could i have someone else? 

Posted by: gastorgrab at July 16, 2012 09:29 PM (FX38i)

335 Your Obamacare staff will be SEIU.
They went on strike today in SF.
Completely shut down the courts.

Posted by: navybrat at July 16, 2012 09:31 PM (+2lbb)

336 On behalf of two million faceless bureaucrats regulating you and feeding themselves by taxing every aspect of your lives, I'd just like to say: You're Welcome!

Posted by: Baraka O'Douche at July 16, 2012 09:35 PM (FcR7P)

337

One or two fine points.  The Omni/Horizon had some VW powerplants available some years, but the design was all Chrysler.  The front wheel drive system was developed by Simca/Chrysler France and used for many years in their Euro products.

 

But, who the hell cares......

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 16, 2012 09:35 PM (wvPRq)

338 But, who the hell cares......

Well, I found it interesting.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 16, 2012 09:42 PM (sC+qB)

339

Not much going on this time of night 

 

Time to hit the hay again and hope the shoulder lets me sleep the sleep of the just.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 16, 2012 09:45 PM (wvPRq)

340 Nobody, least of all a government, can predict where that next bright spark with a big idea will appear.

Through oppressive regulation, they are however extremely efficient at guaranteeing where it CAN'T appear.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 16, 2012 09:46 PM (NYYV0)

341 #336

I find it exhilarating to imagine the savings from a bureaucratic mass die-off.

Posted by: epobirs at July 16, 2012 09:47 PM (kcfmt)

342 #345

It's the only sort of thing they can predictably do. Which is the main reason to fear those who believe in activist government. I've long been suspicious of anyone describing themselves as an activist, even if they claim to be on my side of the issue at hand.

The first and best lesson I got about economics was that the only thing you can reliably do to an economy is damage it. The good stuff has to be allowed to figure itself out.

Posted by: epobirs at July 16, 2012 09:51 PM (kcfmt)

343 is BHO the dog eater the direct opposit of Ronald Reagan? Discuss among yourselves

Posted by: jake in ID at July 16, 2012 09:55 PM (RQjPS)

344 I've long been suspicious of anyone describing themselves as an activist, even if they claim to be on my side of the issue at hand.

"activist" is just code for "seeker of power over others"

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 16, 2012 10:04 PM (NYYV0)

345 Dexter season 6 on DVD releases next month.  Sweet.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 16, 2012 10:08 PM (NYYV0)

346 ask your leftist friend,,,, Should the inventor of the IPod make alot of money? didn't the inventor make alot of people hapy, is that important?

Posted by: jake in ID at July 16, 2012 10:12 PM (RQjPS)

347 Good evening again.

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 10:14 PM (4ixH5)

348 ask your leftist friend,,,, Should the inventor of modern electricity (AC) be paid alot of money for boosing electriity to peoples houses?

Posted by: jake in ID at July 16, 2012 10:14 PM (RQjPS)

349 Dead already?

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 10:14 PM (4ixH5)

350 ask your leftist friend,,,, Should the inventor of the Bikini swimsuit make alot of money? Think of all the happyness that good looking women have and all men like to look at

Posted by: jake in ID at July 16, 2012 10:15 PM (RQjPS)

351 Dead already? Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 02:14 AM (4ixH5) pretty much, the left coasters sure have dropped the ball

Posted by: jake in ID at July 16, 2012 10:16 PM (RQjPS)

352 To me, my Westies!

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 10:23 PM (4ixH5)

353 And Easties!

And Centralies and Mountainies.

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 10:23 PM (4ixH5)

354 Cory Booker calls War on Drugs a failure. http://tinyurl.com/ccozq5x Well...cause it is.

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 11:00 PM (4ixH5)

355 Awesome reader email at Insty.

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/146725/

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 11:03 PM (4ixH5)

356 Planet Of The Apes here we come!

http://tinyurl.com/7oplyc7

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 11:08 PM (4ixH5)

357 I assume there's some lurker somewhere getting a kick out of this.

But that's just a fantasy.

I'm just talking to myself, aren't I?

Posted by: Yes you are, now shut up and get me a beer at July 16, 2012 11:09 PM (4ixH5)

358 http://tinyurl.com/clo68xq

A little somethin' from Austin Bay worth readin'.

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 11:14 PM (4ixH5)

359 still here.  drinking coffee.  watching the thread wind down not with a bang but with a shudder

Posted by: zeera at July 16, 2012 11:45 PM (XtxRN)

360

or a whimper

 

Posted by: zeera at July 16, 2012 11:46 PM (XtxRN)

361 Sorry, was I whimpering loudly? Howdy, Zeera, how ya doin'?

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 11:51 PM (4ixH5)

362 Shit, seriously?

http://tinyurl.com/7m3yl38

The French have had a private space industry since 19fucking80?

We're lagging behind the fucking FRENCH?!?!?!

Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2012 11:55 PM (4ixH5)

363 Setting up a backup machine to be tucked in a closet for emergencies...wow, a P233MMX with 200M of memory running W2K is pretty damned slow with all the interwebs eye candy CPU cycle stealers these days.

But it does work...and that's all I want.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 17, 2012 12:19 AM (NYYV0)

364 Just spent some time playing with the Office 15 preview on my Win8 laptop. Lot of interesting new stuff but anyone who knows the 2007.2010 version can jump right in. I was really hoping they'd add some e-book creation tools to Word but it isn't there yet. It looks like I might still keep Atlantis around for just that feature.

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 12:37 AM (kcfmt)

365 Doing OK Robert, thanks for asking.  dipping in and out of the ONT, obviously

Posted by: zeera at July 17, 2012 12:52 AM (XtxRN)

366 also, woiking...

Posted by: zeera at July 17, 2012 12:54 AM (XtxRN)

367 Simple explanation here:

Barack Obama is a direct product of the welfare state.  People, in his point of view, can never do anything except through government..When every opportunity and every meal and every opportunity, of a person from a broken family, comes through government, they begin to see government as the center of the family unit.  Obama's daddy, whomever he might be :-) , was a drunken, abusive asshole who abandoned his family.  And now the adult Barry is a product of that distorted reality.

This is a member of LBJ's 'Great Society'.

Posted by: gastorgrab at July 17, 2012 12:57 AM (FX38i)

368 hoping to, one week, make the top 10 commentors list.  I hear the prizes are AWESOME

Posted by: zeera at July 17, 2012 01:01 AM (XtxRN)

369 also, hoping to snag the debil comment on a thread.  But the way these are dying in the cradle, it's looking doubtful.  Robert, you were the CHAMP at that.  I watched your masterful plays, sometimes on consecutive evenings, zeroing in on the target and just GRABBING it.  Truly a sight to behold.

Posted by: zeera at July 17, 2012 01:06 AM (XtxRN)

370 also, waiting for THC.  And Vic

Posted by: zeera at July 17, 2012 01:07 AM (XtxRN)

371 also, woiking... Posted by: zeera at July 17, 2012 04:54 AM (XtxRN) Gawd bless woik. If not for it I'd just be sitting on the couch watching cartoons and browsing internet porn. Hold on a second... DAMMIT!

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 01:15 AM (4ixH5)

372

Posted by: zeera at July 17, 2012 05:06 AM (XtxRN)


Rum was the friggin' CHAMP at that, man.  Chick could zero in on that thing from the back while posting was furious.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 01:17 AM (4ixH5)

373 An unfortunate solution to my newly drooping pants problem.

Suspenders.

I think it will have to be done.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 01:18 AM (4ixH5)

374 Might as well get a pocket protector and put tape in the middle of my glasses and go full nerd, man.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 01:18 AM (4ixH5)

375 Maybe something like these.

http://tinyurl.com/bvbf9b9

The flames would make it look like there's something red hot in my pants.

And there is.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 01:22 AM (4ixH5)

376 It took a while but the wife and I finally started getting into 'the big bang theory'.  Nerd central.

Posted by: zeera at July 17, 2012 01:24 AM (XtxRN)

377 That chick that plays the little Jewish guy's girlfriend.  I can't think of their names.

That chick.

HOT!

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 01:38 AM (4ixH5)

378 hi all
anyone still up?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 17, 2012 01:45 AM (d/5qf)

379 Penny is the character's name.   I agree, easy on the eyes.  Hi Chemjeff!

Posted by: zeera at July 17, 2012 01:47 AM (XtxRN)

380 Howdy, Jefe!

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 01:50 AM (4ixH5)

381

Posted by: zeera at July 17, 2012 05:47 AM (XtxRN)


No, the other one.  The one with the big tits.


Bernadette.


God, I'd love to sniff her panties.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 01:50 AM (4ixH5)

382 Hi Robert. Still up?

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 17, 2012 01:51 AM (OTK2G)

383 Howdy, Lou! Yeah, I'm at work so I'm still here for the moment.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 01:55 AM (4ixH5)

384 Liberals are such sophists. For example, I, myself, do not fight fires. If necessary, I call a fireman who is being paid a decent wage provided by the tax money I provide. End of story, contract fulfilled. I don't owe him another cent if I should happen to strike it rich. And a lot of people buy this crap. Ugh.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at July 17, 2012 02:03 AM (1DwTD)

385 If necessary, I call a fireman who is being paid a decent wage provided by the tax money I provide.

Therefore, statism!!!

Posted by: Sophist Liberal at July 17, 2012 02:11 AM (d/5qf)

386 Robert you work at a hotel in southern Texas right?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 17, 2012 02:11 AM (d/5qf)

387 Dang, couple of ya still going strong. Well played. Or someone spiked the coffee pot with a little something extra. Best guest? The chemist did it.

Posted by: teej at July 17, 2012 02:15 AM (RM1gx)

388 388 Howdy, Lou!

Yeah, I'm at work so I'm still here for the moment.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 05:55 AM (4ixH5)

Saying Hi and Goodbye, week from hell. Home now so thats A blessing !

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 17, 2012 02:16 AM (OTK2G)

389 Now I feel like I ran the only moronette here off. I'll bow out.

Posted by: teej at July 17, 2012 02:19 AM (RM1gx)

390 the only thing that I spike is footballs

Posted by: chemjeff at July 17, 2012 02:21 AM (d/5qf)

391 Wouldn't it be nice... "Mr. President, Your Aunt Zeituni and your Uncle, Mr. Onyango Obama, may have got to these shores on their own, but it's pretty clear your administration is helping them stay despite every legal standard. Any comment?"

Posted by: Thorvald at July 17, 2012 02:31 AM (1V6Pv)

392

Posted by: Thorvald at July 17, 2012 06:31 AM (1V6Pv)




now now Thorvald, you know the rules...


quibbling over a signature on some SEC forms from 12 years ago --> FELONY FELONY FELONY


enabling, admitting and actually participating in illegal behavior --> SHUT UP YOU RACIST, THAT'S IRRELEVANT



Posted by: chemjeff at July 17, 2012 02:33 AM (d/5qf)

393 OT but did Condi Rice speak for or against the LOST Law of the Sea Treaty? As a "living" former GOP Secretary of State, is this a threat on her life (below)?

Law of the Sea Treaty now dead, DeMint says

“No letter or whip count changes the fact that rock-ribbed Republican businesses and the military and every living Republican secretary of state say that this needs to happen, and that’s why it’s a matter of ‘when’ not ‘if’ for the Law of the Sea,” sponsoring Senator Kerry spokeswoman Jodi Seth said.

Washington Times, Mon. 16 July

Posted by: Captain, Road Prison 36 at July 17, 2012 02:39 AM (BAnPT)

394 As a "living" former GOP Secretary of State

Don't forget me!

Posted by: Colon Powell (R-ish) at July 17, 2012 02:42 AM (d/5qf)

395 399 So to the point, WHICH if any Republican former Secretary of State is promoting the LOST Law of the Sea Treaty enabling the UN to govern all subordinates formerly known as sovereign nations?

No surprise, lies, lies, lies. But just as predictable, expect treachery from within. It isn't as if the Democrats own the American monopoly on authoritarianism, nor the monopoly on revisionist New-Speak, though they exercise beyond all reason the Alinsky tactics "in your face" that depends on what "is" is.

Where is the united Republican former Secretary of State "living" voice denouncing the LOST swiftboat Kerry UN promotion usurping authority? "I can't hear you!" -- Television's Gunnery Sergeant Vince Carter, USMC, 1964  

Posted by: Captain, Road Prison 36 at July 17, 2012 03:19 AM (BAnPT)

396 Why's a black guy holding the rape rules?

Posted by: not racist...more race-curious at July 17, 2012 03:21 AM (mV5Rx)

397 Posted by: chemjeff at July 17, 2012 06:11 AM (d/5qf)

Damn, sorry for not responding, but I took off to do jerby things.

Ya know...muh jerb.

Yeah, I work in the hotel bid'ness.  And I'm less than an hour's drive from South Padre Island.  Lookin' to go to the beach, pick up some hot wimminz?

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 03:44 AM (4ixH5)

398 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2012 04:08 AM (1EUmb)

399 Helen Mirren:  Babe and a half.  Maybe even two.

Brigitte Bardot:  Three babes.

Marilyn:  Looking like a vampire in suburbia.

Mickey Rourke:  Once looked human.  Amazing.  (Check out his little bit role in "Body Heat," as he advises William Hurt how to commit a murder.)

How did DiCaprio and Maguire wind up posing together, or is it a Photoshop?  Did they grow up together or something?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2012 06:20 AM (exvgC)

400

Elton John? Back in the Day should mean pre-toupee.

http://tiny.cc/88llhw

Posted by: LobarPendulum at July 17, 2012 08:19 AM (3hm9k)

401 Shirley McClaine was quite the hottie back in the day.

And Tim Roth and Clive Barker were separated at birth.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at July 17, 2012 09:06 AM (x2CNJ)

402 Lucy Arnez was super hot too, when she wasn't being goofy. It was easy to love Lucy, the hot redhead. Really smart woman, too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2012 09:34 AM (r4wIV)

403 A key trait of the left is that its political positions are almost always emotion-based rather than reasoned out from a set of principles. I'm not going to say that you're wrong about that (and I'm certainly not fond of what passes for thought among lefties), but what I've noticed is that they frequently start with a set of premises, reason flawlessly to a conclusion, but never notice that the conclusion doesn't agree with the facts. Or perhaps they notice, but they certainly don't re-examine their premises. This is, I think, particularly common among academics. Think about their fondness for socialism. They invariably claim that its failures are the result of flawed implementations, but attribute all problems with our current mostly-capitalist but somewhat-socialist system to capitalism; in other words, they compare an idealized socialism to the reality of a mostly-capitalist system. It's certainly possible that my experience is atypical, but I've found that trusting logic over fact is a more frequent problem than logic that is flawed (other than by premises that are less than 100% true).

Posted by: Iowa Jim at July 17, 2012 10:47 AM (N+9a4)

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