July 17, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (7-17-2012)
— Maetenloch

"The Obama Effect": Not a Parody

Okay when I first watched this trailer I thought it was just a fairly lame SNL attempt at parody but nooooo...it's for reals - as in people are actually going to the theater tonight and paying money to see it without men with guns or kidnapped children in vans down by the river being involved.

Charles Dutton wrote and directed this movie where he plays man in his 50's who has a heart attack and then develops a obsessive man-crush on the presidential candidate, Barack Obama. He dedicates his entire life to Obama's campaign but then realizes - thanks to the guidance of Saint Obama - that he's also neglected his family and friends. Luckily thanks again to the 'Obama Effect' he gets his life back on the right path just as Obama sweeps to glorious victory in the 2008 election.

Yep there's 83 more minutes of maudlin agit-prop where this came from. Even Twilight-loving Mrs. Justin Bieber-signature-practicing middle-school fan girls would find this movie just a bit heavy handed. And before you watch the trailer below be sure and read King Shamus' epic take-down of it here.

Oh and the black Republican character is supposed to be an over-the-top caricature but I'm betting that a movie about him would have been a lot more entertaining, interesting and profitable as well.

According to this movie Democrats quit their jobs, have uncontrollable man-crushes on their presidential candidates and annoy their neighbors.  In the meantime, Republicans get to be rich and have a lot of sex.  Was the script written by Ralph Nader? 
Conclusion:  What is the point of "The Obama Effect"?  Seriously, what story is this flick supposed to tell?  I think everybody knows Obama won the 2008 election.  We needed a feature length motion picture to fill us in on that?

...Apparently "The Obama Effect" means people should sacrifice their time, money and livelihood so that their dreamy puppy-dog crush can live in a nice house and rule over us all in an imperious fashion. 

If that's the case, then we've all been living The Obama effect for the last three years, whether we wanted to or not.

Of course as a convicted felon Charles Dutton couldn't actually vote for Obama himself in 2008 so I guess this movie falls under fantasy-prop as well.

Ah Those Thoughtful Columbia, GA Code Enforcement Officers

Because if you don't hear them knock at the door, they'll even come inside and wake you up.

A woman got the shock of her life when she woke up to find a stranger in her bedroom, yelling at her to wake up because her grass was too long. Erica Masters was asleep when Columbia County Code Compliance Officer Jimmy Vowell entered her Martinez, Georgia, home without permission to serve a violation notice for her overgrown lawn. After knocking on the woman's door a few times, Vowell let himself and made his way into her bedroom, which was captured on surveillance video.

Ten Conspiracy Theories for Nerds

For the nerd-types who prefer smarter theories and less conspiracy involving <shudder> other human beings.

Of course the details don't really matter since this is all just a simulated universe where entities like you and I can imagine simulated universes. Oh and the NSA has had quantum computers since the late 70's. Computers capable of simulating smaller universes.

The Simulation Argument. This is legion in popular culture from "The Matrix" and "Inception" and other sci-fi, so we'll just refer you to Nick Bostrom's formulation of it. In theory we could tell the difference if something happened in the manner of The Truman Show where a light labeled "Sirius" falls from the sky. But are there any such events?

We offer one complexity-related observation. Although it is routine to say that classes like P and BQP have universal simulation, this isn't strictly true. The universal function for P doesn't belong to P  - if it did, then P would be in some fixed polynomial time bound, which it isn't. Although proving this is technically murkier for "random" or "promise" classes like BQP the essential idea holds for any reasonable complexity class. Thus a universal simulation involves dropping down to a lower grade than the resources on which you draw. If our universe is convincingly universal, perhaps this is a well-motivated reason to reject the argument.

Heh: "You Got Laid Last Night? That's Nice, But . . .somebody else made that happen. Sport."

"If you are healthy, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great doctor somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American medical system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in bikepaths and broccoli. If you've got a healthy body - you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen. Cyclosporine didn't get invented on its own."

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Getting Star Trek on the Air Was Impossible

From a series of letters between Isaac Asimov and Gene Roddenberry on the difficulties of creating an entertaining sci-fi tv series and trying to be scientifically accurate at the same time.

Quoting Ted Sturgeon who made his first script attempt with us (and now seems firmly established as a contributor to good television), getting Star Trek on the air was impossible, putting out a program like this on a TV budget is impossible, reaching the necessary mass audience without alienating the select SF audience is impossible, not succumbing to network pressure to "juvenilize" the show is impossible, keeping it on the air is impossible. We've done all of these things. Perhaps someone else could have done it better, but no one else did.
June, 1967

Dear Isaac,

Wish you were out here.

I would dearly love to discuss with you a problem about the show and the format. It concerns Captain James Kirk and of course the actor who plays that role, William Shatner. Bill is a fine actor, has been in leads on Broadway, has done excellent motion pictures, is generally rated as fine an actor as we have in this country. But we're not getting the use of him that we should and it is not his fault. It's easy to give good situations and good lines to Spock. And to a lesser extent the same rule is true of the irascible Dr. McCoy. I guess it's something like doing a scene with several businessmen in a room with an Eskimo. The interesting and amusing situations, the clever lines, would tend to go to the Eskimo. Or in our case, the Eskimos.

And yet Star Trek needs a strong lead, an Earth lead. Without diminishing the importance of the secondary continuing characters. But the problem we generally find is this-if we play Kirk as a true ship commander, strong and hard, devoted to career and service, it too often makes him seem unlikable. On the other hand, if we play him too warm-hearted, friendly and so on, the attitude often is "how did a guy like that get to be a ship commander?" Sort of a damned if he does and damned if he doesn't situation. Actually, although it is missed by the general audience, it is Kirk's fine handling of a most difficult role that permits Spock and the others to come off as well as they do. But Kirk does deserve more and so does the actor who plays him. I am in something of a quandary about it.

Got any ideas?

Gene

Read the rest to see how Asimov resolved the Kirk/Spock plot quandry.

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The 7-Way Venn Diagram

Seven hawt sets walk into a bar. How many ways can they hook up?

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First World Problems: There's Now Plastic Surgery for Fat Toes

Because women don't have enough of a perfection complex in our culture, now comes the latest plastic surgery craze: toe-slimming surgery, for those with toe-bese phalanges. Apparently plastic surgeons are seeing a rise in people requesting toe-shortening and slimming procedures. Surgeon Oliver Zong says the operation was born out of patient requests.

...But ethical or no, people are doing it. People like E.R., who was stricken with an ultra-large big toe. "I always had issues with it," he said. "It was one of those things that you're just not comfortable with and try to hide it." So he had the toe shaved down.

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1 Too many Joos on the other thread.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 17, 2012 06:24 PM (nEUpB)

2 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2012 06:25 PM (6o4Fb)

3 I used to like Charles Dutton.

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2012 06:25 PM (6o4Fb)

4 "Republicans get rich and have lots of sex"? Where's that[/] Republican party? Imma join up!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 17, 2012 06:26 PM (3yCFy)

5 I saw the movie trailer the other day, and I thought it was a joke.  I guess the character lamenting how he can't vote for the first black president because of his "record" is autobiographical for Dutton. 

Posted by: no good deed at July 17, 2012 06:26 PM (0lYad)

6 Sorry, html fail.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 17, 2012 06:26 PM (3yCFy)

7 Too many Joos on the other thread.



I didn't know Eric Cantor was a Moron.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at July 17, 2012 06:26 PM (Gk3SS)

8 #7: I don't think so, but Marco Rubio used to be a Mormon.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 17, 2012 06:28 PM (3yCFy)

9 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at July 17, 2012 10:26 PM (Gk3SS)

I'll bet he is.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 17, 2012 06:29 PM (nEUpB)

10 4chan peoples are good for something: 'Don't mess with our food': Burger King worker who posted pictures of himself standing in bins of lettuce hunted down by vigilante website users and fired http://tinyurl.com/8244jgc

Posted by: Kratos at July 17, 2012 06:29 PM (c1WVm)

11 I didn't write this comment.  Someone else invented the words.

Posted by: huerfano at July 17, 2012 06:29 PM (bAGA/)

12 g'evenin', 'rons from just outside the wire of The Peoples' Republic of AnnArbor

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2012 06:29 PM (JMmQ9)

13 #11: In fact, I believe it was the ancient Latins who invented language.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 17, 2012 06:30 PM (3yCFy)

14 "Republicans get to be rich and have a lot of sex. " Hell, when it comes to being rich and having a lot of sex, Republicans are pikers. Heh, heh.

Posted by: Chappaquiddick Ted & Horny John Edwards at July 17, 2012 06:30 PM (V/Aej)

15 In fact, I believe it was the ancient Latins who invented language.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 17, 2012 10:30 PM


If it weren't for those Latins, we'd be grunting and clicking right now.

Posted by: huerfano at July 17, 2012 06:31 PM (bAGA/)

16 14th for the win!!

Posted by: jake in ID at July 17, 2012 06:31 PM (RQjPS)

17 Cool then if I buy a bumper sticker saying 'Hey Obama go fuck yourself',then I didn't do it?

Posted by: Sonnyspats at July 17, 2012 06:31 PM (Qr9Rc)

18 swing! and a miss........

Posted by: jake in ID at July 17, 2012 06:31 PM (RQjPS)

19 Making the team the main character in Star Trek was a good resolution, but Shatner solved it all by being such a fascinating, dynamic actor in himself. He chewed up the scenery, he blasted his lines out with fascinating tempo and strength. He made himself the star out of sheer willpower and talent, despite being overshadowed by two more interesting characters.
Shatner really gets overlooked for the real talent he is. Some day people will look back and realize how good he really was, despite being basically a goofball.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2012 06:31 PM (r4wIV)

20 I didn't make this

Posted by: Samuel Williams in Ocala at July 17, 2012 06:31 PM (Dll6b)

21 Greetings, AltonJackson, from Planet Boulder.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 17, 2012 06:32 PM (QTHTd)

22 why do i get the feeling theres an exact replica of the 7 diagram thingie on a 4,000 year old cave wall somewhere in India?

Posted by: MikeD at July 17, 2012 06:32 PM (p8QOg)

23 #15: Don't forget gesturing at our genitals. I mean, sure, we do that now, but at least we have words to say while doing it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 17, 2012 06:32 PM (3yCFy)

24 You know who's going to love this Obama movie? Those ridiculous women who were swooning into a dead faint at the '08 Obama campaign rallies. Well, until people started mocking it and then all of a sudden the fainted just stopped.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2012 06:33 PM (V/Aej)

25 All right, I'll grant you that the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Latins have done...

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 17, 2012 06:33 PM (QTHTd)

26 I did not shoot the sheriff --- but I shot the two felons of color

Posted by: Samuel Williams in Ocala at July 17, 2012 06:33 PM (Dll6b)

27 I used to like Charles Dutton.


I'm done with 99% of all of the Hollywood fucks. The good ones, you know, the real men and women are all or pretty much dead now.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at July 17, 2012 06:34 PM (ZOf1l)

28 The code enforcement officer is lucky he didn't serve a notice to the 71 year old pistol packing dude from Florida.

Posted by: no good deed at July 17, 2012 06:34 PM (0lYad)

29 Nice ONT, Maet.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 17, 2012 06:34 PM (HNsjb)

30 This is to make sure that this ONT takes off from the proper footing.

It is a photograph of a fat, out of shape woman who needs to lose a huge amount of weight.

She is a pig....just disgusting.

http://is.gd/iNx938

ATC in particular is warned off this link.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 17, 2012 06:34 PM (nEUpB)

31 It concerns Captain James Kirk and of course the actor who plays that role, William Shatner. Bill is a fine actor, has been in leads on Broadway, has done excellent motion pictures, is generally rated as fine an actor as we have in this country.

This statement and the fact that his girlfriend was Majel "Manface" Barrett is exhibit # 1 in my theory that Gene Roddenberry took a lot of drugs

Posted by: kbdabear at July 17, 2012 06:35 PM (Y7XKa)

32 the Germans invented dick jokes


"Vogel" is the most common slang word in German for dick


the formal / dictionary meaning is 'bird' .. Germans are complex

Posted by: Samuel Williams in Ocala at July 17, 2012 06:35 PM (Dll6b)

33 fat toes??? for serious Chicks have feet? man if you are insecure about your toes, you need to drink MORE

Posted by: jake in ID at July 17, 2012 06:35 PM (RQjPS)

34 That guy in Georgia got fired. Not for breaking into the woman's house, mind you. That would have been okay. No, he was fired for lying about it. If she didn't have that video, nothing would have come of this. Doubt it was the first time he had done that.

Posted by: wizardpc at July 17, 2012 06:35 PM (KRFJ9)

35 I don't get out much to movies, but is that thing for real....playing in theatres and such?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 17, 2012 06:35 PM (Ebp3s)

36 I didn't drink this beer, others did that for me.

Posted by: Big Zesty at July 17, 2012 06:35 PM (LC+RE)

37 Soopermexican keeps consistently hitting it out of the park these days: http://tinyurl.com/7hn5zsv

Posted by: DAve at July 17, 2012 06:36 PM (BoI09)

38 "Of course as a convicted felon Charles Dutton couldn't actually vote for Obama himself in 2008 so I guess this movie falls under fantasy-prop as well." Maybe that will change if Obama gets re-elected. Dems want it changed. Gotta get that murderer, rapist vote.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2012 06:36 PM (V/Aej)

39 oddly, the police chief here has the same name as me

Posted by: Samuel Williams in Ocala at July 17, 2012 06:36 PM (Dll6b)

40 Oh, and greetings from Virginia's Northern Neck.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 17, 2012 06:36 PM (Ebp3s)

41 Nice ONT, Maet. Posted by: Waterhouse at July 17, 2012 10:34 PM (HNsjb) --------------------------------------------------- Pfffffffttttttttt. Shit. He didn't do it by himself ya know

Posted by: Preznit Training Pants at July 17, 2012 06:36 PM (jucos)

42 heh, yeah soopermexican is tireless. He owns twitter.

Posted by: robtr at July 17, 2012 06:37 PM (MtwBb)

43 Shatner really isn't a bad actor,sometimes he gets too hammy but he really can be quite good.See him in his Twilight Zone episodes.

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2012 06:38 PM (6o4Fb)

44 Nice strikeout Chapman, keep working on that lead in the Central Cincinnati.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at July 17, 2012 06:38 PM (ZOf1l)

45 Greetings from deep in the bowels of The Peoples Republic of Maryland.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 17, 2012 06:38 PM (jucos)

46 ATC in particular is warned off this link.



If that is a spider or Helen Thomas and not Kate Upton and/or Christina Hendricks I will cut you.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at July 17, 2012 06:38 PM (Gk3SS)

47 A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Jokes at July 17, 2012 06:38 PM (QupBk)

48 Charles Dutton beat us to the punch, damn it.  This would have been so much funnier than "White Chicks."

Posted by: Marlon and Shawn Wayans at July 17, 2012 06:39 PM (0lYad)

49 44 heh, yeah soopermexican is tireless. He owns twitter. To Alec Baldwin's chagrin, . Anyhow, there's a supposedly a major Nork announcement that will be made noon Nork time i.e. roughly twenty minutes. Great Leader Un must be very ronery.

Posted by: Kratos at July 17, 2012 06:39 PM (c1WVm)

50 Toes?  I can picture it now.  A girl with a tramp stamp and two full-sleeve tattoos will be desperate to have her unattractive toes thinned.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 17, 2012 06:39 PM (HTAoH)

51 42 Nice ONT, Maet.
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 17, 2012 10:34 PM (HNsjb)
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Pfffffffttttttttt. Shit. He didn't do it by himself ya know

Posted by: Preznit Training Pants at July 17, 2012 10:36 PM (jucos)


Yeah roads, hospitals, teh intertubez and uh, government subsidized hobos were all involved. I didn't do it on my own.

Yet strangely if it sucks, it's all mine baby.

Posted by: Mætenloch at July 17, 2012 06:40 PM (pAlYe)

52 Playing around with a little blog of my own about cars and football, link in my name

Oh, and for some laughs check out Empire of Jeff's latest post on his blog

http://tinyurl.com/6w4qsgh

Posted by: kbdabear at July 17, 2012 06:40 PM (Y7XKa)

53 I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night. It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Jokes at July 17, 2012 06:40 PM (QupBk)

54 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at July 17, 2012 10:38 PM (Gk3SS)

Suck it up and find out for yourself.

Damned whiners.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 17, 2012 06:41 PM (nEUpB)

55 What the feet is going on around here?

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 17, 2012 06:41 PM (BVkEs)

56 My review of "The Obama Effect": Two thumbs and my dick,way up!Perfect!!

Posted by: Chrissie Matthews at July 17, 2012 06:41 PM (6o4Fb)

57 Yet strangely if it sucks, it's all mine baby. Posted by: Mætenloch at July 17, 2012 10:40 PM (pAlYe) ---------------------------------------------------- Do like I do and blame George Bush!

Posted by: Preznit Training Pants at July 17, 2012 06:41 PM (jucos)

58 the Soopermexican didn't write that parody. He got it from Misfit Politics. (How did I know that? Because the S'm says as much in the blog entry.)

Now, if the Soopermexican were to beat up that plagiarising tool George Lopez and put THAT on youtube . . .

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 17, 2012 06:41 PM (QTHTd)

59 I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop wanking. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Jokes at July 17, 2012 06:41 PM (QupBk)

60 Yet strangely if it sucks, it's all mine baby.

Posted by: Mætenloch at July 17, 2012 10:40 PM (pAlYe) 


Tell me about it. 



Posted by: Paul Verhoeven at July 17, 2012 06:42 PM (Dll6b)

61 Really,more symptoms every day of just how fucked we are as a country,as a world.Sick and getting sicker.

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2012 06:42 PM (6o4Fb)

62 Well yeah but I was just pointing out for the sake of all that he's on a pretty hot streak right now and usually well worth a visit...

Posted by: DAve at July 17, 2012 06:43 PM (BoI09)

63 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at July 17, 2012 10:38 PM (Gk3SS)

I think that you and I have the same taste.

One question:  Sophia Loren?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at July 17, 2012 06:43 PM (nEUpB)

64

That's right! Dutton's show was "Roc."

 

He was like a bald, angry Bill Cosby.

 

 

Except that Cosby wasn't bald and angry.

Posted by: ErikW at July 17, 2012 06:44 PM (R+3MQ)

65 >>>Because women don't have enough of a perfection complex in our culture, now comes the latest plastic surgery craze: toe-slimming surgery, for those with toe-bese phalanges.

Mmmm. Bunk!

WTF, GTFO Dick Morris.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at July 17, 2012 06:44 PM (ppQNN)

66 So this guy goes to Australia for a tourist trip and on the border they ask him if he had ever stayed in jail or had been arrested. So he says: " I did not know that was still required"

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Jokes at July 17, 2012 06:44 PM (QupBk)

67

Posted by: wizardpc at July 17, 2012 10:35 PM (KRFJ9)

 

Interesting. Makes me wonder what he would have done if no one was home. Just turn around and leave? Was he *hoping* no one was home? I hadn't thought beyond the "eek" of thinking of waking up to have someone in my home.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada Hobbit at July 17, 2012 06:44 PM (h6HiH)

68 Nice try on shifting the blame Maetenloch, but it's all yours.

And a good job it is.

Thanks.

Mike

Posted by: Mike in CFL at July 17, 2012 06:44 PM (motsG)

69 #66: His wife on that show was gorgeous!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 17, 2012 06:45 PM (3yCFy)

70 Shatner really gets overlooked for the real talent he is. Some day people will look back and realize how good he really was, despite being basically a goofball. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2012 10:31 PM (r4wIV) Amen.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at July 17, 2012 06:45 PM (csi6Y)

71 George Lopez is indeed a racist tool: http://tinyurl.com/7lsynmr

Posted by: DAve at July 17, 2012 06:45 PM (BoI09)

72 Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Jokes at July 17, 2012 06:45 PM (QupBk)

73 The Obama Effect?  


That would be flash mobs in Wal Marts stealing shit and thinking you are sticking to the man.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at July 17, 2012 06:46 PM (Cydud)

74

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles.

"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?"

Posted by: grease monkey at July 17, 2012 06:46 PM (VSWPU)

75 "You need a new battery"

Cruze Owner: 'That's it?'

Volt Owner: 'Oh shit!'

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 17, 2012 06:46 PM (BVkEs)

76 I have to admit I haven't blinked at much the left has done in the past few years, but good grief man. Between the Obama Effect, and Elizabeth Warren, and Shakesville rhapsodizing on the dangers of prejudice against Scots by Brave and how it contributes to the "overarching kyriarchy" or some other pseudoscientific bullshit, I am really just amazed right now.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at July 17, 2012 06:47 PM (csi6Y)

77

soopermexican is doing twitter that americans refuse to do.

 

Ok I denounce myself, soop is american, if he isn't he should be.

Posted by: robtr at July 17, 2012 06:47 PM (MtwBb)

78 Rut roh, The Dark Knight Rises might not be all that good.

But the critics better say it's good or the fanboyz will cut them up - http://tinyurl.com/82rl3y3

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 17, 2012 06:47 PM (QTHTd)

79 A ship wrecks onto a deserted island. Two guys and a girl survive. Since they don't have anything to do all day besides eating and sleeping, they just have sex. Eventually the girl gets sick and dies. The two men don't know what to do with themselves anymore so they keep having sex. After a few days of sex, they feel guilty about what they've been doing....so they bury her.

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Jokes at July 17, 2012 06:47 PM (QupBk)

80 Only reason I don't kick George Lopez's ass my DAMN self: http://tinyurl.com/6ujf88b

Posted by: DAve at July 17, 2012 06:48 PM (BoI09)

81 73 He showed his true colors when his TV show was cancelled,immediately blaming racism.

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2012 06:48 PM (6o4Fb)

82 Sex isn't a laughing matter, unless it is with a clown.

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Jokes at July 17, 2012 06:48 PM (QupBk)

83 "That's mighty white of you," sez the Repub.  Oh, I get it, if you don't support Obama, you're white...and that's a BAD THING.

That Obama, what a uniter!!

Rottentomatoes has not posted any reviews by critics--probably b/c the critics have taken the coward's way out and not dared to write one. The 2 reviews there are funny: "spoiler alert: Obama wins."

Posted by: PJ at July 17, 2012 06:49 PM (DQHjw)

84 Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he's running out of George Bush jokes.

Posted by: grease monkey at July 17, 2012 06:49 PM (VSWPU)

85 How does every Black joke start? By looking over your shoulder!

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Jokes at July 17, 2012 06:49 PM (QupBk)

86 Okay, I looked it up - Mencia was the joke thief, not Lopez. Mea culpa.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 17, 2012 06:50 PM (QTHTd)

87 #83: Oh, yeah, the same racism that had Desi Arnaz playing the male lead on the #1 TV show 50 years earlier. And Arnaz was way more foreign, to boot!

Not to mention far more talented.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 17, 2012 06:50 PM (3yCFy)

88 I am watching Fox News, and I didn't turn the channel.

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 17, 2012 06:50 PM (Cydud)

89 When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Jokes at July 17, 2012 06:50 PM (QupBk)

90 Yeah, Lopez steals joy

Posted by: DAve at July 17, 2012 06:51 PM (BoI09)

91 A preacher gave a sermon on the 10 commandments, hoping that when he got to "Thou Shall Not Steal" whoever stole his bike would confess. No one confessed but when he got to the part about "Thou shall not commit adultery" he remembered where he left his bike.

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Jokes at July 17, 2012 06:52 PM (QupBk)

92 I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Jokes at July 17, 2012 06:52 PM (QupBk)

93 One question: Sophia Loren



One response: Perfection

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at July 17, 2012 06:53 PM (Gk3SS)

94 Obama is getting tired of people who say that he doesn't have a birth certificate. He actually has several.

Posted by: grease monkey at July 17, 2012 06:53 PM (VSWPU)

95 A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Jokes at July 17, 2012 06:53 PM (QupBk)

96 Scumbag was only sorry that he got caught

Michael Vick intended to lie his way through the dogfighting scandal

http://tinyurl.com/6qtxxhj

The writer of this article tries his best to excuse Vick's lying as "everybody in trouble lies, get over it"

Yet sportswriters call Tim Tebow "polarizing" and a menace to the good name of the NFL

Posted by: kbdabear at July 17, 2012 06:54 PM (Y7XKa)

97 Good evening!

I heard of the Obama Effect movie last Thursday and that there was going to be a preview on Friday, the 13th.  Otherwise I didn't pay too much attention beyond thinking it sounded incredibly stupid and hoping whoever made the movie ends up losing lots of money.

Posted by: Theresa at July 17, 2012 06:55 PM (36Yg+)

98 Why don't people tell jokes about Jonestown? The punchline is too long.

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Jokes at July 17, 2012 06:55 PM (QupBk)

99 I didn't do it!

Posted by: Bart Simpson at July 17, 2012 06:55 PM (sJTmU)

100

hahaha more super soopermexican

 

 

If youÂ’ve got a business. you didnÂ’t build that. Somebody else made that happen. #NorthKoreanAnnouncement

Posted by: robtr at July 17, 2012 06:55 PM (MtwBb)

101
Hell, when it comes to being rich and having a lot of sex, Republicans are pikers. Heh, heh.


Except our partners are willing.

Posted by: Alex at July 17, 2012 06:55 PM (3+RPg)

102 I don't know who QupBk is, but those are some pretty good jokes!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 17, 2012 06:56 PM (3yCFy)

103 From Indiewire: "[The Obama Effect] will be released exclusively through AMC theaters (likely the AMC Independent program) starting today Friday, on July 13th, 2012 in select markets including: Little Rock, Charlotte, Atlanta, Baltimore, Washington DC, Orlando, Jackson, Dallas, Houston, Detroit and Norfolk." Hmm ... what do those markets have in common, demographically?

Posted by: Alex at July 17, 2012 06:56 PM (/yzYn)

104 Fucking wonderful. Dane County Circuit Judge David Flanagan, who granted a temporary injunction against Wisconsin’s new voter identification law, signed a petition urging the recall of Gov. Scott Walker. Walker, an ardent supporter of voter ID, signed the legislation creating the requirement last year. Records show Flanagan signed the Walker recall petition on Nov. 15. The petition lists Flanagan’s wife, Maureen McGlynn Flanagan, as the one who circulated the petition. Contacted Tuesday, McGlynn Flanagan – a former assistant attorney general – confirmed that she had gathered signatures in hopes of recalling the first-term Republican governor. She also confirmed that her husband had signed one of the petitions that she circulated.

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2012 06:57 PM (6o4Fb)

105 What did William Kennedy Smith say when he was raping that girl? "Don't scream, or I'll get Uncle Ted to drive you home."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 17, 2012 06:57 PM (3yCFy)

106 I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow. I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels. I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to screw the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock. Let's see America's Most Wanted stage a reconstruction of that.

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Jokes at July 17, 2012 06:57 PM (QupBk)

107 83 73 He showed his true colors when his TV show was cancelled,immediately blaming racism. Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2012 10:48 PM

I was working for WB when his show was just starting out, and the studio did all they could to promote his show short of putting flyers on every windshield in Southern California

It's a lot easier for Lopez to blame "racism" than to admit to himself that his show sucked and people just didn't like it

Posted by: kbdabear at July 17, 2012 06:57 PM (Y7XKa)

108 Q. Why isn't TSA catching any terrorists?A. They don't screen passengers on Air Force One.

Posted by: grease monkey at July 17, 2012 06:58 PM (VSWPU)

109 A smoking hot girl walks into a bar. A guy at the bar says, "Wow, you're gonna get laid tonight!" She replies, "Hehe, how do you know?" And he replies, "Because I'm stronger than you."

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Stolen Jokes at July 17, 2012 06:58 PM (QupBk)

110 Anybody wanna prtest a house, ala SEIU?   I'd like to invite you to a special "Women Only" event!

July 26, 2012
7-9PM
208 Beynon Drive, Clarks Green
(509) 951-5014 (this is my cell phone # from my old location. I live
in Clarks Green now).
Casual Dress
Light refreshments and beverages will be served.

This is a get together for women in our neighborhood to come together
and meet each other, share our stories about why we support the
President and commit to supporting him in his re-election campaign. We
hope you will consider volunteering for campaign events coming up in
the Abingtons as well. Also, you are welcome to bring any friends who
support the President!

Please reply to this email and RSVP so we can accurately plan our
seating and refreshments.

Thank you!

Maureen Gray
Neighborhood Team Leader
Obama-Biden 2012


(In order to protect your privacy, all recipients have been BCC'd).

Posted by: hutch1200 at July 17, 2012 06:59 PM (6EMIB)

111 I may go down to see TDKR and if that's sold out then I'll check out the Obama Effect.

Posted by: Ben at July 17, 2012 06:59 PM (VPxJg)

112 isn't this Lopez the same guy who ripped off the Bill Cosby "Hi, Mom" bit in it's entirety and tried to pass it off as his own?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2012 07:00 PM (JMmQ9)

113 Only thing that no one ever had help doing... killing Osama.

That was all me.

Posted by: Barry "Blood-and-Guts" Obama at July 17, 2012 07:00 PM (ppQNN)

114 WTF happened to you, Roc? Did your ever-moochin', horn-playing, lay-about brother finally drain you of your remaining self-respect?


Posted by: derit at July 17, 2012 07:00 PM (ruiF1)

115 Posted by: hutch1200 at July 17, 2012 10:59 PM (6EMIB)



I bet the land line's a 586 number.  No.  Worse.  585.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at July 17, 2012 07:00 PM (Gk3SS)

116

She also confirmed that her husband had signed one of the petitions that she circulated.



 

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2012 10:57 PM (6o4Fb)

 

 

 

I'm rusty on my Morse Code but I'll get on that.

Posted by: ErikW at July 17, 2012 07:00 PM (R+3MQ)

117 Do you know why Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was a woman.

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Stolen Jokes at July 17, 2012 07:00 PM (QupBk)

118 The Obama Effect is written primarily for middle class blacks. The message is basically it was worth it! And just because you are middle class don't sell out and vote Republican. Hence the Republican is a guy that only cares for money.

There is a real dilemma in the black community. Obama is a failure and it is obvious. So what to do about it? The consensus is act like ti does not exist.  The last thing middle class supposedly intelligent people want to talk about is Obama. Beyond the knee jerk "Republicans are out to get him." They DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. My good female friend, a lawyer, has never been to a public school, buried under student loans 5 years after law school, and the lasat thing she wants to talk about is Obama. Because there is nothing positive she can say.

I made a prediction to my coworker, black kid fresh out of college; it was this: As Obama tanks watch black people turn on him and he won't be black anymore. This was maybe 4 months ago. And we get Chris Rock, Tavis Smiley and Morgan "Right in the kisser" Freeman playing out that exact scenario.

I could easily see Obama slipping to 80-85 percent of the black vote nationally. This would be devastating to black democrats. Could be electoral game changing. So view this movie as an affirmation that prostrating yourself for Obama is the right thing to do.

*I'll bet Kat Williams has a come to Jesus moment in which he realizes the error of his Republican ways...

Posted by: theworldisnotenough at July 17, 2012 07:01 PM (v2BZS)

119 Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Stolen Jokes at July 17, 2012 10:58 PM (QupBk) Rape jokes, I love 'em!

Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at July 17, 2012 07:01 PM (c1WVm)

120 Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? She was wearing mittens.

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Stolen Jokes at July 17, 2012 07:02 PM (QupBk)

121 I hear you can tap messages on pipes.

Posted by: ErikW at July 17, 2012 07:02 PM (R+3MQ)

122 I was masturbating to a National Geographic magazine the other day, and I don't know who was more embarrassed, me or my dentist.

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Stolen Jokes at July 17, 2012 07:03 PM (QupBk)

123 HEY...I'm a 586, but Beynon is field development, McMansion, no yard shithole! Most driveways wouldn't fit my boat! All valley trash escaping Scranton, and fucking up a nice bedroom community.

Posted by: hutch1200 at July 17, 2012 07:04 PM (6EMIB)

124 The last thing middle class supposedly intelligent people want to talk about is Obama. Beyond the knee jerk "Republicans are out to get him."

The rich Republicans stabbed him in the back.

Posted by: 1920s Deutshe conspiracy theories at July 17, 2012 07:05 PM (QTHTd)

125 We're being trolled, eh?

Posted by: Thing from Snowy Mountain at July 17, 2012 07:06 PM (2S60h)

126 OK, Putin, The Queen and George Bush all die in a plane crash and find themselves in Hell.  Putin says this can't be, I want to call Russia.  He does for 20 minutes, Satan say that will be $300.  The Queen wants to call England and talks for 40 minutes, Satan says that will be $600.

Finally Bush ask to call the USA, he talks for an hour.  Satan says that will be $5.  Putin starts screaming WTF?

Satan says since Obama got elected the USA has gone to hell.

It's a local call.

I didn't do this by myself, I stole it from someone.

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 17, 2012 07:06 PM (Cydud)

127 HEY...I'm a 586


You poor thing.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at July 17, 2012 07:07 PM (Gk3SS)

128 A lawyer is sitting in his parked BMW when a tow truck crashes into the car. The crash takes car door clean off and the driver speeds away. The lawyer immediately signals a cop and begins ranting about how much the damage to his car is going to cost. The cop replies, "You lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about is money." The lawyer says, "How DARE you call me materialistic." The cop replies, "Well, you've been so concerned about your car that you didn't notice that your arm is missing." The lawyer screams, "FUCK! My Rolex!"

Posted by: Okay, okay, Complete Stolen Jokes at July 17, 2012 07:08 PM (QupBk)

129 Hey, alex, beats a tree-for-tree#

Posted by: hutch1200 at July 17, 2012 07:09 PM (6EMIB)

130 We're being trolled, eh?

QupBk is toby928. I don't get what's got into him tonight

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 17, 2012 07:09 PM (QTHTd)

131 What? Too off-color?

Posted by: toby928© at July 17, 2012 07:11 PM (QupBk)

132 @131

LOL.  Winner winner chicken dinner.

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 17, 2012 07:11 PM (Cydud)

133 133 Booze! gotta be booze! well that is my excuse

Posted by: jake in ID at July 17, 2012 07:11 PM (RQjPS)

134

Greetings from South Central.  Virginia. 

 

For all you historically oriented war Morons.  A strange but true blurb by Rabbi Daniel Lapin:

 

“Their horse cavalry, of which they had twelve brigades, charged valiantly against the swarming tanks and armored cars, but they could not harm them with their swords and lances.”

 

Thus did Winston Churchill describe Poland’s attempt to defend itself against the German invasion of September 1st, 1939. In his war memoirs, German general Heinz Guderian wrote, “The Polish… in ignorance of the nature of our tanks, had charged them with swords and lances and suffered tremendous losses.” In his 1959 novel, The Tin Drum, German novelist Gunther Grass likened the Polish horsemen’s doomed assault against a Germany Panzer division to Don Quixote’s hopeless idealism.

There’s only one problem—it never happened.

 

 

In reality, at 2:00 pm in the afternoon on the first day of World War II, the commander of the 18th Regiment of the Pomorska Cavalry Brigade, successfully attacked and overran a badly exposed battalion of German infantry near the Polish village of Krojanty. Suddenly German tanks appeared and began firing at the retreating Poles, most of whom were killed. The next day, the Germans brought war correspondents to the scene and told them that the Polish cavalrymen had charged the German tanks.

 

 

This was a falsehood preserved as truth. However, some truths eventually become thought of as false.

In times to come, people will assume that some of World War II history was fabricated. They will claim that it’s hard to believe that the ‘bad guys,’ Hitler, Stalin, and Molotov really had sinister-sounding names that mean ‘wolf’, ‘steel’ and ‘hammer’ respectively while France was led by a man, De Gaulle, whose name just coincidentally means ‘Of France’. England’s leader just happened to be a ‘Church-on-the-hill’ and America’s a ‘Field-of-Roses’ whose speeches were written for him by the rose-man, Samuel Rosenman.

 

LetÂ’s not forget that the hull of the ship of state was in the hands of Secretary of State, Cordell Hull and that the man who nourished the roses with money or morning dew (morgen thau in German) was Treasury Secretary Henry Morgenthau.

 

 

They will say that historians made up the name of the man who led the allied invasion from England to Normandy on D Day in 1944, Eisenhower. The general’s real name must have been lost in the mists of time so the literary academics decided to be poetic. One of the invading leaders of the Norman invasion of England in 1066 was Taillefer whose name means ‘Hewer of Iron’. Improvising a name for the World War II leader, they simply translated Hewer of Iron into German and got, yes, Eisenhower.

 

 

So it just happened that back in the 20th century, the bad guys all had malevolent names and the good guys all had benign ones? Puh-leez.

 

 

That these things are all true, challenges rational belief. Yet they are true.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 17, 2012 07:11 PM (tQHzJ)

135 Because if you don't hear them knock at the door, they'll even come inside and wake you up.
***
Wait until Obamacare officials are waking you up to get in your voluntary mandatory morning job before work.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2012 07:11 PM (AUeaU)

136 'cause really, I didn't know that was possible.

Posted by: toby928© at July 17, 2012 07:11 PM (QupBk)

137 I heard, "Too off-color, boy."

Posted by: maureen dowdy at July 17, 2012 07:12 PM (vDl/w)

138 @134

Nah

Posted by: Uncle Jim at July 17, 2012 07:12 PM (Cydud)

139 Hey, alex, beats a tree-for-tree


Now that is a True Fact. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at July 17, 2012 07:13 PM (Gk3SS)

140 I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.

Posted by: toby928© Says How about this? at July 17, 2012 07:13 PM (QupBk)

141 Oh, so the recruiter got back to me asking how much I want to refer people to him.

Argh - I have no idea how much a referral is worth - I did some googling, but couldn't find anything. Thoughts?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2012 07:13 PM (AUeaU)

142
The rich Republicans stabbed him in the back.
***
Well, I stabbed him in the backside, and now the bitch won't return my calls.

Posted by: Kal Penn at July 17, 2012 07:15 PM (AUeaU)

143 Whatever Toby is smoking tonight, he should share.

He couldn't do THAT by himself.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at July 17, 2012 07:15 PM (Cydud)

144 the Germans invented dick jokes "Vogel" is the most common slang word in German for dick the formal / dictionary meaning is 'bird' .. Germans are complex Posted by: Samuel Williams in Ocala at July 17, 2012 10:35 PM (Dll6b) Vogel is the word for bird vögeln is the word for fucking Schwanz is the word for dick Eier is the word for the balls At least get it right

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 17, 2012 07:16 PM (uVuwp)

145 18-1: whatever amount you agree upon, you must stipulate that it has to be in ca$h gold would be better...

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2012 07:17 PM (JMmQ9)

Posted by: RushBabe at July 17, 2012 07:18 PM (tQHzJ)

147 143 I just ended a long-term relationship today.

I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.


Keep them coming. That constant joke thing could have been annoying, but the jokes were mostly really funny. Can't complain if I'm laughing.

Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2012 07:20 PM (2IW5Q)

148 @   126

    Beynon is off South Abington, wasn't much there when we lived in the Green.  What's it like now?

Posted by: irongrampa at July 17, 2012 07:20 PM (SAMxH)

149 @144 Oh, so the recruiter got back to me asking how much I want to refer people to him. ---- Can you give some background on this? I missed it.

Posted by: Y-not at July 17, 2012 07:20 PM (5H6zj)

150 I want to know how the Romney campaign intends to deal with the MSM.


I want to know to what extent they understand that the MSM, in the age of Obama, has moved from simple partisan bias to active collusion.


The template has been set, Obama will launch an attack of the week, and in coordination the MSM will demand that Romney answer the "serious and troubling questions that have been raised."


Anyone who discounts the power and influence of this wholly corrupt MSM on an ignorant and easily manipulated populace is a fool.


I truly hope the Romney camp knows their enemy, the last couple of weeks haven't been reassuring. 


 

Posted by: cm9000 at July 17, 2012 07:21 PM (lzvtR)

151 A shit volcano will bury us all; and not one from the ONT, but the hordes of rabid ingrates spawned by useful-idiot teachers.

First, we kill the "educators'" ...complacency.

Posted by: derit at July 17, 2012 07:21 PM (ruiF1)

152 Good evening. I'm not addicted to the internet. I can quit any time. I just don't want to right now.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 07:22 PM (HWUv9)

153 Can you give some background on this? I missed it.
***
The company I left a few months ago is going full Titanic.

So...I have more people looking for life boats then I know what to do with.

I could send them to the recruiter that placed me. So I sent him an email essentially asking if they give a referral fee - and the answer was essentially yes, how much do you want.

I know how much various companies will pay for internal referrals in my field, usually $1-2k. I know that recruiters normally get a fraction of the first year's salary with in software development is usually 60-100k for the people I'd be sending to him.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2012 07:24 PM (AUeaU)

154 #55, Uh, oh. I laughed at the abortion joke. I may be going to hell.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2012 07:24 PM (V/Aej)

155 So everyone have a good day? Anything interesting happen? Anyone get laid?

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 07:24 PM (HWUv9)

156 Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2012 11:24 PM (V/Aej) I had to look. I lol'd. I el em ay o'd.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 07:26 PM (HWUv9)

157

: irongrampa at July 17, 2012 11:20 PM

It's actually near the North Campus. The one w/the pool on Noble Rd.

Carlton Chevrolet drove me nuts until today...where your relative worked.

Posted by: hutch1200 at July 17, 2012 07:28 PM (6EMIB)

158 "72 Shatner really gets overlooked for the real talent he is. " He was also on Alfred Hitchcock Presents. And I'm thinking Hitchcock was a pretty good judge of acting.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 17, 2012 07:28 PM (V/Aej)

159 Re: The Obama Effect
They completely miss the point that Obama was actually elected because a lot of "independents" apparently were affected by Obama in the same way the hero of this tale was.

And also because of at least a smidgeon of white guilt.

Top it all off with a few diehard who refused to vote for Mr RINO himself and voila'; instant karma puts a turd in the White House.

The only good thing that I can find to say about this movie is that at least they acknowledge that there's such a being as a Black Republican.

Maybe it will give some Blacks something to think about.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 07:28 PM (pASI9)

160 So, I got a wild night of entertainment teed up here...generating recovery DVD's for this laptop.  Figured the time to do it was before a failure...

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 17, 2012 07:29 PM (69eVP)

161 Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2012 11:24 PM (AUeaU) Gotcha! So basically it's found money. Cool! I would err on the low side in the hopes of developing a relationship with this recruiter for the future.

Posted by: Y-not at July 17, 2012 07:30 PM (5H6zj)

162 Figured the time to do it was before a failure... Posted by: @PurpAv at July 17, 2012 11:29 PM (69eVP) You implying somethin', white boy?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm Mmm Mmm) at July 17, 2012 07:31 PM (HWUv9)

163 Finally! Someone recognizes my genius.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at July 17, 2012 07:31 PM (vDl/w)

164 Irongrandpa...you're right. It's at the south side area of Grove and Abington rd.

Posted by: hutch1200 at July 17, 2012 07:32 PM (6EMIB)

165 >>I truly hope the Romney camp knows their enemy, the last couple of weeks haven't been reassuring. ---- I wasn't too worried until today. First, Sununu apologizes - wtf is that about? And the tax thing needs to die. Frankly, if Obama has released 6 yrs (per CBS), then that's what Mitt should do. Instead, what's happening is the usual suspects are forming the circular firing squad.

Posted by: Y-not at July 17, 2012 07:33 PM (5H6zj)

166 Dutton is basically a big doofus but I like a lot of his previous work. I can put up with some stupidity in my entertainers; unless I could, I wouldn't enjoy anything.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2012 07:33 PM (r4wIV)

167 If you were to score a talent like say Anders Heilsberg (designed Turbo Pascal/Delphi at Borland, went to MS and designed C#) you might want to go a bit higher than nominal.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 17, 2012 07:34 PM (69eVP)

168 Posted by: jakee308 you a shooter? Normally 308 is a shooter code

Posted by: jake in ID at July 17, 2012 07:35 PM (RQjPS)

169 Look, all I know is I saw the ultimate "ATC wants nothing of this" story earlier. It involved orb spiders and teh figure 9% and that's all I'm saying.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at July 17, 2012 07:35 PM (x8wJs)

170

Give Okay a break, he's going for quantity and if you don't like the joke, others may be LOLing.

 

evenin' folks...

 

Posted by: KZnextzone at July 17, 2012 07:37 PM (UXEgP)

171 Look, all I know is I saw the ultimate "ATC wants nothing of this" story earlier. It involved orb spiders and teh figure 9% and that's all I'm saying.

Link?

Posted by: Alex at July 17, 2012 07:37 PM (3+RPg)

172 And the tax thing needs to die. Frankly, if Obama has released 6 yrs (per CBS), then that's what Mitt should do. No. and NO. Willard's response should be "I am fully prepared to release my tax returns one week after Barack Milhaus Kardashian releases his college transcripts from Occidental and Columbia" that's gotta be the response when the leftards start screaming about Romney's tax returns. Show us the transcripts, then we'll talk about tax returns.

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2012 07:38 PM (JMmQ9)

173 More recognition of my all-encompassing genius. BTW, you didn't invent the sock link.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at July 17, 2012 07:39 PM (vDl/w)

174 Posted by: RushBabe at July 17, 2012 11:11 PM (tQHzJ) Now I'm thinking about stuff. Friiiiiiig.

Posted by: NewBrunswicker at July 17, 2012 07:40 PM (WBLGe)

175 This Toshiba's DVD burner seems slow...

...it must be a govt produced DVD burner.  If the Soviets made DVD burners, this would be it.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 17, 2012 07:40 PM (69eVP)

176 http://tinyurl.com/837qqed
RSVP for "Whores 4 obama, scranton"...from post #113

Posted by: hutch1200 at July 17, 2012 07:40 PM (6EMIB)

177 It is a custom of my people, to welcome visitors to my homeland just sign the guestbook upon arrival to our shores. Hope we have a VP other than the puppy Rubio

Posted by: clemenza at July 17, 2012 07:41 PM (yNm6D)

Posted by: clemenza at July 17, 2012 07:42 PM (yNm6D)

179 Thinking is dangerous comrade.  Let no one know.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 17, 2012 07:42 PM (69eVP)

180 29 The code enforcement officer is lucky he didn't serve a notice to the 71 year old pistol packing dude from Florida.

Posted by: no good deed at July 17, 2012 10:34 PM (0lYad)


Or me. Guy comes into my bedroom, he better be married to me, or my son after a nightmare. Else, he goes back out bloody.

Posted by: tcn at July 17, 2012 07:44 PM (eFcVx)

181 I want to know to what extent they understand that the MSM, in the age of Obama, has moved from simple partisan bias to active collusion. Posted by: cm9000 at July 17, 2012 11:21 PM (lzvtR) Jeez, they've been there my entire life. And yes, the GOP's response has largely been "pathetic mewling" because they think they have to maintain a relationship with the backstabbers to succeed. And it has worked out *so* well for them.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 17, 2012 07:44 PM (bxiXv)

182 @ 185 for get the PC , GAA RULES THE GAME.

Posted by: clemenza at July 17, 2012 07:44 PM (yNm6D)

183 Thinking is dangerous comrade. Let no one know.

I'll need to think awhile on that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2012 07:45 PM (xKC/c)

184

Ok, I'm calling every chick I know to RSVP to this thing for barry. Both of 'em!

Maybe I'll bus a load up from the projects to the hoi polloi scrunt-fest!

Posted by: hutch1200 at July 17, 2012 07:45 PM (6EMIB)

185 @  169 

    Thought I was right, but it's been a long, long time for me.

   Last time I was down there i couldn't believe the changes. For a while, nothing looked familiar.   Good memories, though.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 17, 2012 07:46 PM (SAMxH)

186 The code enforcement office

Cut him some slack, he was auditioning for a TSA groping job.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 17, 2012 07:46 PM (69eVP)

187 to set it up, Romney should have a big presser where he releases and discusses his college transcripts, then pulls out a big, fat manila folder and says "...and these are my tax returns, we'll discuss them once Barack Milhaus Kardashian releases and discusses his college transcripts"

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2012 07:47 PM (JMmQ9)

188 >>>Willard's response should be "I am fully prepared to release my tax returns one week after Barack Milhaus Kardashian releases his college transcripts from Occidental and Columbia"


------


Unfortunately that is a losing strategy when the media keeps pounding the "cloud hanging over Romney's tax returns," and Obama transcripts fom Occidental and Columbia registers a yawn from 0.02 of the population.



Posted by: cm9000 at July 17, 2012 07:47 PM (lzvtR)

189 #109

And he got six frigging seasons! How many people walking the earth can even say they ever shot a pilot, never mind got picked up for lengthy primetime run? They kept that beast going for well over a hundred episodes and that means a syndication package that has Lopez pulling in the kind of money 99% (heh) of us could only dream of earning. For work he'd done years ago.

Damn, this racist country has been hard on him.

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 07:47 PM (kcfmt)

190 ...they need to start shipping recovery media again...

...this shit is getting old fast...

...I'm willing to pay extra for it!!!...

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 17, 2012 07:50 PM (69eVP)

191  irongrampa ..did I read one night that you were building a car?

Posted by: hutch1200 at July 17, 2012 07:50 PM (6EMIB)

192 The code enforcement officer should serve a nice term for breaking and entering, and trespassing, and spend the entire time being lectured on why he's lucky to be alive.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 17, 2012 07:51 PM (bxiXv)

193 It's from something else.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 07:51 PM (pASI9)

194 Obama transcripts fom Occidental and Columbia registers a yawn from 0.02 of the population. so, you mean I'm a 2%er? moving on up.... you're kinda right, and it's a damn shame. Mitt doesn't release the returns and the hue and cry is "What is he hiding?" The same argument could be made for the college transcripts: What is he hiding?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2012 07:52 PM (JMmQ9)

195 @ 194 >>>Willard's response should be "I am fully prepared to release my tax
returns one week after Barack Milhaus Kardashian releases his college
transcripts from Occidental and Columbia"
------
Unfortunately that is a losing strategy when the media keeps pounding the "cloud hanging over Romney's tax returns," and Obama transcripts fom Occidental and Columbia registers a yawn from 0.02 of the population.


Besides, anyone really gonna trust the documents that Barry would produce? Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Doubting Thomas at July 17, 2012 07:52 PM (rqkRG)

196 listening to the Romney speech now. He. Hits. Every. Economic. Point. We. Want. Him. To.

Posted by: NewBrunswicker at July 17, 2012 07:53 PM (WBLGe)

197 Obama transcripts fom Occidental and Columbia registers a yawn from 0.02 of the population. --- Stop thinking the way the MSM wants you to think.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2012 07:56 PM (ffV1/)

198 Is it just me or does the Total Recall remake look like it might be pretty good?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 17, 2012 07:56 PM (rX1N2)

199 18-1, In my experience with recruiters for contract positions in aerospace and software, $1000 is not unheard of, for a successful referral. Start high, then counter his counter offer. You'll never get more than your first proposal.

Posted by: Fox 2! at July 17, 2012 07:56 PM (RJOgX)

200
#105

Little Rock, Charlotte, Atlanta, Baltimore, Washington DC, Orlando, Jackson, Dallas, Houston, Detroit and Norfolk."

Hmm ... what do those markets have in common, demographically?



They are all east of Salt Lake City i.e.: Mormans migrated away from.

Posted by: Rmoney Voter at July 17, 2012 07:57 PM (Eq5Eh)

201 Jeez, they've been there my entire life.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 17, 2012 11:44 PM
(bxiXv)


I've read enough of your comments to know you are a hell of a lot smarter than I am, but have to disagree on this. The media, under Obama has shall we say, "changed" maybe even "transformed."

Like I said, it has gone from bias to collusion.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 17, 2012 07:58 PM (lzvtR)

202 #164

I t will be interesting to see how large a role the 'been there, done that, guilt expunged' effect on non-black Obama voters will play the second time around.

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 07:58 PM (kcfmt)

203 199 got it

Posted by: jake in ID at July 17, 2012 07:58 PM (RQjPS)

204 anyone really gonna trust the documents that Barry would produce? Yeah, me neither. Posted by: Doubting Thomas at July 17, 2012 11:52 PM Right, but just forcing Teh Won to release what he says are his college transcripts is a win

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2012 07:59 PM (JMmQ9)

205 "Is it just me or does the Total Recall remake look like it might be pretty good?"

What? I couldn't hear what you said over Ann Hathaway's leather-clad thighs.

Posted by: derit at July 17, 2012 07:59 PM (ruiF1)

206

"Damn, this racist country has been hard on him.


 

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 11:47 PM (kcfmt)"

 

Especially considering the fact that the guy just isn't funny.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 17, 2012 08:00 PM (rX1N2)

207 I think Romney should delay releasing his tax returns as long as possible, provided there's nothing dodgy in them. Look at how the birth certificate deal worked: it made people who kept calling for it look like idiots.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2012 08:00 PM (r4wIV)

208 The media, under Obama has shall we say, "changed" maybe even "transformed."
Like I said, it has gone from bias to collusion.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 17, 2012 11:58 PM (lzvtR)



Now that's just crazy.

Posted by: JournOlist at July 17, 2012 08:01 PM (KI/Ch)

209

Anybody else read or hear about the guy with the huge schwanz who got frisked by the TSA?  13 inches erect.  Now that could cause some serious internal damage.  Gives new meaning to the big bang.

Posted by: joanne likes trey gowdy's hair at July 17, 2012 08:04 PM (VNFBf)

210 Another reason to check out that KingShamus piece is the comment editor.

O    M     G

I'd forgotten what modern HTML was capable of offering.

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 08:05 PM (kcfmt)

211 OK, I'm out I have it on good authority that I will be sleeping by 11:00 PM (dammit, it sucks to have a body-clock calibrated to Central time when you live in Eastern time) tomorrow night, mi amigos ps. Pixy, can we please have our back? If it's the ampersands you want, take them and go in peace. Leave us some freakin' sub-text, for the love of doG.

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2012 08:06 PM (JMmQ9)

212 Arpaio: Birth certificate "definitely fraudulent".

Good, that'll move the main message forward for a few weeks.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 17, 2012 08:06 PM (Qxdfp)

213

Since it is a quiet night, let me ask a question.   That miserable Drudge site is always reloading to jack up the page view totals and it is a real hassle on a slow data connection.

 

One of the things about it is it always seems to load up an old version, until I manually hit refresh.   I have IE9 and haven't found any settings that would seem to work on getting the current page the first time.

 

Any ideas?  Thanks.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 17, 2012 08:07 PM (Ebp3s)

214

"Unfortunately that is a losing strategy when the media keeps pounding the "cloud hanging over Romney's  tax returns," and Obama transcripts fom Occidental and Columbia  registers a yawn from 0.02 of the population."


Fewer and fewer are buying what the media is selling. 

 

It's a wonderful chance to use the left's more potent weapons they've had a monopoly on until recently - ridicule.  "I'll release my tax returns as soon as The Most Transparent Presidency Ever releases his academic records.  If he can't release those basic records, how will we ever get to the bottom of hundreds of dead Mexicans and a slain border patrol agent?  How can we ever expect true transparency?  What else has he hidden from the American people?"

 

It won't be a huge tactical victory, but it will be one more thing to make Obama react to and one more chink in his armor.

 

Was that racist?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 17, 2012 08:07 PM (rX1N2)

215 >>>Right, but just forcing Teh Won to release what he says are his college transcripts is a win

Sure about that? I'd love to see the documents and reveal he's a fucking fraud. But what happens when we don't get to see that? Then he'll likely get to point to whatever bs therein (or changed to include/exclude) and say see, nothing to see here. Just these crazy right wing racists looking to prove the first black president isn't smart enough. Or scammed the system by claiming he was a foreign student. Or blah blah blah.

Then the MSM will pull their faces out of his lap long enough to echo that once again (like the "birth certificate") these documents show what Obama says. See isn't he soooo truthful! Nothing to fear from him once again.

Then what?

Posted by: Doubting Thomas at July 17, 2012 08:07 PM (rqkRG)

216 oh wow, PIRATES! was today's release GOG

Posted by: The Dude at July 17, 2012 08:07 PM (tw6Ar)

217 The media is so stupid they don't realize they're on his list of entities to rape and extract money from too.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 17, 2012 08:08 PM (69eVP)

218 215. So how exactly did this story of the big 13 get out? they finally hired a hot TSA chick.

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 08:09 PM (qqnGn)

219

PIXY!

 

(screamed with the inflection of KHAAAAN!)

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 17, 2012 08:10 PM (rX1N2)

220 despite the fact that I'm OUT and sleeping now, you are spot on, Burn the Witch. A thousand cuts. The transcripts are one of them.

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2012 08:10 PM (JMmQ9)

221 #182

This is why leftist push for things like the motor voter law. They want everybody who can fog a mirror to cast a ballot. (They'll take care of the post-living voters on their own.) It has long been common for operatives of DNC candidates to cruise around skid row and hand out money to anyone who get in their bus and vote the way they're told.

Nancy Pelosi's father was big on this sort of thing. You can bet she is dead set against anything that might eliminate a person from casting a vote or three.

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 08:12 PM (kcfmt)

222 This Dutton movie reminds me of the most pathetic thing about the Obama campaign: the desperate attempt to re-create the cult following he had in 2008.

Women are fainting at his rallies, still, but I'm probably not too lonely in believing that these are preconceived theatrical gestures, whether planned in the campaign, or hatched in the quivering belly of some follower who still believes, or wants to think she does.

His crowds are remarkably tiny, and his increasingly whiny pleas for money smack of the sort of dude that no self-respecting woman would want to date. He looks like a loser.

The thing is falling apart, and not a moment too soon. This movie may be treasured someday, as a documentary of the last wheezing gasp of a dying cult.

Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2012 08:13 PM (2IW5Q)

223 Ooh, look.  A nice shiny change of topic!

So, if the woman who developed and wrote Gilmore Girls were to have a love child with Aaron Sorkin... exactly how annoying would the television show that this child produces be?

Posted by: Alex at July 17, 2012 08:13 PM (3+RPg)

224 I'm done backingn up...gonna crash.  Dentist brings the pain tmorrow AM

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 17, 2012 08:14 PM (69eVP)

225 #219

It is a script built into the page to insure the ads get updated. Instapundit does the same annoying thing. It doesn't matter what browser you use since the code would work on anything going back to the mid-90s.

You can turn off JavaScript but that could get kind of tedious since you don't want it off most of the time. One alternative is to install another browser just for sites where you don't want JavaScript running. 

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 08:16 PM (kcfmt)

226 One parting thought...that blue fish with teh Pinocchio nose on the Bing home page would look awesome with Obama's face superimposed on it.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 17, 2012 08:16 PM (69eVP)

227 #229

You can find that person in any meth den, blathering at 500 words per minute.

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 08:17 PM (kcfmt)

228 219 One of the things about it is it always seems to load up an old version, until I manually hit refresh. I have IE9 and haven't found any settings that would seem to work on getting the current page the first time.

Any ideas? Thanks.


Here's something that might be worth a try. Go to Tools/F12 Developer Tools. Click the Cache tab, and select "Always Refresh from Server."

Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2012 08:18 PM (2IW5Q)

229

Thank you for your response.   It makes Drudge virtually unreadable in the hinterlands.

 

Later, folks. 

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 17, 2012 08:18 PM (Ebp3s)

230 "... exactly how annoying would the television show that this child produces be?"

It would still only a be fraction of the potency of either a PBS or BBC "gem".

Posted by: derit at July 17, 2012 08:19 PM (ruiF1)

231 One parting thought...that blue fish with teh Pinocchio nose on the Bing home page would look awesome with Obama's face superimposed on it. I got both references, Purp. Well played. I wish I had mad P'Shop skilz

Posted by: AltonJackson is actually up past his bedtime at July 17, 2012 08:20 PM (JMmQ9)

232

I just tried the refresh from server solution.   I'll see how it goes.

 

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 17, 2012 08:22 PM (Ebp3s)

233 Another thing to get Obama on re. his school records and papers etc. is that all those things are supposed to be freely available at his (future) presidential library. Why won't he release them now when he'll have to do it in the (near, I hope) future? And if he never intends releasing them, then I guess there's no need for building his presidential library and collecting all of that lovely money for it. Ask Bill Clinton about that.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2012 08:23 PM (vDl/w)

234 One alternative is to install another browser just for sites where you don't want JavaScript running.

FireFox+Noscript will make that a lot easier.

I tell it what sites get to use javascript and which don't.


Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2012 08:24 PM (AUeaU)

235

Thanks Splunge!  I believe that did the trick.   

 

Put more water in the soup, there's better times a coming.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 17, 2012 08:25 PM (Ebp3s)

236 239 Ask Bill Clinton about that.

Someday, I do hope to visit the Clinton Presidential library, and see the original kneepads. The replicas just aren't the same.

The Obama library should feature his ego in a huge jar, and his merit in a very small one.

Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2012 08:25 PM (2IW5Q)

237
Hey, the Clinton Presidential Library and Massage Parlor is a major economic asset!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2012 08:26 PM (AUeaU)

238 232. One fish two fish red fish blue fish. This one has a little star this one appoints a lot of czars... Yeah I spent too much time reading to my kids.

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 08:26 PM (qqnGn)

239 241Thanks Splunge! I believe that did the trick.

Excellent. (twiddles fingers together)

Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2012 08:27 PM (2IW5Q)

240 Good evening, Zeera's in the HQ (and at woik)!

Posted by: zeera at July 17, 2012 08:30 PM (XtxRN)

241 Heh. 7 out of 25 theaters that is playing The Obama Effect is in Chicago: http://obamaeffectmovie.com/now-playing-in-theaters

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 17, 2012 08:31 PM (zrpqj)

242 Anyone who thinks that Romney can run a campaign of tit for tat, if Obama releases his Occidental transcripts, I'll release a tax return, is a fantasist that believes the "Press" calls it right down the middle. 

Posted by: cm9000 at July 17, 2012 08:34 PM (lzvtR)

243 The Obama Effect = jaw droppingly wonderful

Posted by: Roger Ebert's twitter at July 17, 2012 08:34 PM (rqkRG)

244 I'm less surprised that Dutton isn't embarrassed by his movie than he isn't embarrassed by Obama. By what measure does he think Obama was a success?

It's like accidentally burning down your house and proudly saying, "I did this!  I am responsible!"

Posted by: AmishDude at July 17, 2012 08:35 PM (J5tI6)

245 248. Anyone who believes that laying down for the MSM will be better Is ignoring that the MSM is dying.

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 08:36 PM (qqnGn)

246

O/T. but this is so fucking awesome.....

 

http://tinyurl.com/chuqf9k

Posted by: drowningpuppies at July 17, 2012 08:37 PM (012vu)

247 #250

It's the same mentality that places self-esteem as a more important factor in students than whether they can read, compute, etc.

Myself, I'd rather have a school full of highly educated and able but somewhat depressed kids than a collection of grinning idiots

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 08:38 PM (kcfmt)

248 Speaking of Hollywood twits, Mark Hamill spouts off.

http://tinyurl.com/6o323o3"And if you don't vote for Barack Obama, you're insane," said Hamill, who gave his voice to the Joker in the recent smash-hit video game "Batman: Arkham City."

"'Cause without him, I think the middle class will completely disappear. And you look at Romney—and I'm sure he's a nice guy, but I think he's like The Thing: He only imitates human behavior. He's not actually human himself. "


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2012 08:41 PM (bwH3a)

249 And if you don't vote for Barack
Obama, you're insane," said Hamill...Cause without him, I think the middle class will completely disappear.


It's annoying how the other side doesn't even try to think.

Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2012 08:43 PM (2IW5Q)

250 Splunge it gets more fun.

Mark Hamill, the voice of Joker, says vote for Obama.  What about Bain again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2012 08:45 PM (bwH3a)

251 253 It's the same mentality that places self-esteem as a more important factor in students than whether they can read, compute, etc.

Self-esteem is really important. But you don't get it by being praised undeservedly. The best definition I've seen is that (real) self-esteem is "the reputation you get with yourself."

Whatever they're handing out at these schools, it isn't self-esteem. I've worked with a couple of the products of this process. They're screwups, and they think they're full of wisdom. Barack Obama is a lot like them.

Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2012 08:46 PM (2IW5Q)

252 Nirvana's cover of "The Man Who Sold the World":

http://youtu.be/fregObNcHC8

Posted by: derit at July 17, 2012 08:47 PM (ruiF1)

253 Anyone who believes that laying down for the MSM will be better Is ignoring that the MSM is dying.

Posted by: X-RAy at July 18, 2012 12:36 AM (qqnGn)



Wrong, I think this is a problem for some on the Right, this desire to dismiss the media, and to declare them as irrelevant. Sure a growing number of us recognize their corruption, still our numbers are dwarfed by the completely ignorant who absorb what passes for knowledge by osmosis.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 17, 2012 08:49 PM (lzvtR)

254 Luuuke... use the force, Luke.

Posted by: Obama-wan Kenobi at July 17, 2012 08:49 PM (rqkRG)

255 He only imitates human behavior. He's not actually human himself.

a) Well, that sounds like well-reasoned analysis. I stress the "anal", as being the source of that "thought"
b) what the fuck does that have to do with "the disappearing middle class"?

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 17, 2012 08:50 PM (HNsjb)

256 Well how about that? An HQ thread consisting of something besides the end of the world. Amazing.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at July 17, 2012 08:51 PM (a4CUi)

257 Great shot, Luke, that was 1 in a million.

Posted by: Barack's exhaust port at July 17, 2012 08:52 PM (rqkRG)

258 I'm confident Dutton voted for Obama just fine in 2008, incidentally.
And Obama is a dude. He's a fancy dressed city boy who'd shriek and jump into a nearby cowboy's arms if he saw a snake. He's a tinhorn wannabe with a brand new rhinestone cowboy outfit on. Dude is an insult out west, folks.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2012 08:52 PM (r4wIV)

259 John Travolta called to say that The Obama Effect looks like a horrendous vanity project based on slavish devotion to a patently absurd religion and if Charles S. Dutton had a career left, it would be over.

Also, can Roc give him a call sometime.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 17, 2012 08:52 PM (J5tI6)

260 259 The thing is that taking a week to put Obama defensive on the Internet is a usefull strategy. Yes the sheep will have no clue it happened but you aren't going to get to them any way. The more people see what the MSM ignores is a bonus for that week.

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 08:54 PM (qqnGn)

261 hope Valve's economist tells them that this year's summer sale was a bust

Posted by: The Dude at July 17, 2012 08:55 PM (tw6Ar)

262 I've read enough of your comments to know you are a hell of a lot smarter than I am, but have to disagree on this. The media, under Obama has shall we say, "changed" maybe even "transformed." Posted by: cm9000 at July 17, 2012 11:58 PM (lzvtR) Thank you, but they were collusive even when I decided not to move forward with J-school, and that was longer ago than I care to admit. A lot of people think the MSM was hostile to Clinton, but they were just unprepared for the emergence of the New Media. They have adapted a great deal since then. That being said, Obama was an opportunity to go all-in that really excited them - but they've been open saboteurs and manipulators since the first post-60s generation left the Fully Marxist top schools. I grew up with these people. They got a crotch-tingle from the idea of being a subversive agent when I was a little kid. The Obama Debacle did make it obvious to more people, which is useful, I'm just not sure yet how useful.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 17, 2012 08:55 PM (bxiXv)

263 Every day Hollywood reminds me why I shouldn't spend a penny on their products.

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 08:55 PM (kcfmt)

264 Sorry for the late reply, I'm crazy busy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 17, 2012 08:55 PM (bxiXv)

265 And you look at Romney—and I'm
sure he's a nice guy, but I think he's like The Thing: He only imitates
human behavior. He's not actually human himself.


Nice, Mark. Not only are your opinions (how is the middle class doing under Obama, exactly?) just stupid to the point of stupid, you can't even think of analogies that aren't from the pages of a comic book.

Some people undermine their own point just by expressing it.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 17, 2012 08:55 PM (J5tI6)

266 you can't even think of analogies that aren't from the pages of a comic book.

Mark Hamill. As deep a thinker as palin steele.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 17, 2012 08:57 PM (HNsjb)

267 b) what the fuck does that have to do with "the disappearing middle class"?

It's bien pensant liberalism at its most perfect. All Hamill had to do was express hatred for Republicans and dress it in some sort of larger concern.  It doesn't have to make sense. There need be no logical progression or argument. What Hamill did was tell all of his friends that he hates the right people. Mission accomplished.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 17, 2012 08:58 PM (J5tI6)

268 Mr. Hamill, free people don't need Zorro or such fantasy characters to fight for them. They can fight for themselves.

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 08:59 PM (kcfmt)

269 Ways to shut down Mark Hamill:

1) Tell him that if Obama is struck down in the election, he will become more powerful than Mark Hamill can imagine.

2) Dangle a shiny object. So shiny!

Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2012 09:05 PM (2IW5Q)

270 And then, the stupid set in. Damnit! Back for a few minutes, spirits raised, then dashed. Devolving into rants about what washed up 2nd rate actors have-anything-to-say is.....chosen poorly. Re-instituting self-ban after recon.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at July 17, 2012 09:06 PM (a4CUi)

271

Wow, I was just wondering the other day; what does Mark Hamill think of Mitt Romney?? The fact that The Obama Effect is a "serious" film is hilarious! It could be the funniest unintended comedy of all time!!

Posted by: stillers at July 17, 2012 09:07 PM (RU8Dc)

272 I suspect the reference to The Thing was from Carpenter's movie: a monster that can appear to be human. Its just goofy, but what do you expect?
It seems to me that while the media was in the tank for the Democrats since at least 1962, they've gotten extremely more so since the arrival of the new media blew their monopoly completely out of the water.
Now, faced with a real competitor for control of the public's understanding of events, they've gone overboard to the left, furiously trying to control events and politics to their liking because they think they have to in order to counter Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, and those damnable blogs.
In the process they're ripping off the mask like Horatio Caine's stupid sunglasses and its ugly underneath.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2012 09:07 PM (r4wIV)

273 121 The Obama Effect is written primarily for middle class blacks. The message is basically it was worth it! And just because you are middle class don't sell out and vote Republican. Hence the Republican is a guy that only cares for money.

There is a real dilemma in the black community. Obama is a failure and it is obvious. So what to do about it? The consensus is act like ti does not exist. The last thing middle class supposedly intelligent people want to talk about is Obama.


Great post. Insightful.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 17, 2012 09:08 PM (J5tI6)

274 "Ways to shut down Mark Hamill:"

I just loved your character in "Bugsy Malone," Mr. Baio!

Posted by: derit at July 17, 2012 09:10 PM (ruiF1)

275 "There is a real dilemma in the black community. Obama is a failure and it is obvious. So what to do about it? "
Hence, Morgan Freeman saying Clinton was the black president and this Obama guy is just some halfrican American posing as black.
I think more than a few blacks are really annoyed at how lousy Obama is at the job and can see through his "dropping the g, I love basketball" pose. He just is inauthentic, so to speak.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2012 09:11 PM (r4wIV)

276 I predict this movie will crash and burn in the short term but will have Reefer Madness legs in the long term.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at July 17, 2012 09:13 PM (A+OEV)

277 257 274 (don!t know how to cut and paste on this borrowed IPad). Self esteem is mixed with pride. As a youth took pride in the things I earned. The first bicycle I paid for with money I earned meant (and was taken better care of) than all the ones I was given. Take away pride and you take away self esteem. If I am no different than the guy that doesn't care why should I try. And the effect of that attitude is showing up now after years of ribbons for fained effort.

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 09:13 PM (qqnGn)

278 I have to wonder if Hamill has given any real thought to what policies have been most damaging to the middle-class and who pressed for those policies.

My apologies to IdowhatIwant for not providing a more scintillating discourse about high-minded subjects. Now FOAD if the ONT isn't to your liking.

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 09:14 PM (kcfmt)

279 55 Dodge La Femme, Chrysler's Barbie Car

http://tinyurl.com/7j9w38j



Posted by: kbdabear at July 17, 2012 09:19 PM (Y7XKa)

280

Mark Hamill:

We don't need your opinion.

Obama's not the one we're looking for.

You can shut the **** up and go about your business.

Move along. Move along

Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 09:19 PM (pASI9)

281 Good evening again.

Good gravy, but this thread be dead.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 09:20 PM (4ixH5)

282 Posted by: IdowhatIwant

His nick is no joke.

Posted by: some traumatized goat at July 17, 2012 09:20 PM (HNsjb)

283 On the off chance he's here, this one is for the Squid.

http://tinyurl.com/7y92lpx

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 09:20 PM (4ixH5)

284 I think more than a few blacks are really annoyed at how lousy Obama is at the job and can see through his "dropping the g, I love basketball" pose. He just is inauthentic, so to speak.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 18, 2012 01:11 AM (r4wIV)


---------------------------------


I'm not annoyed I'm actually disappointed. I knew he was a leftist, but he is astoundingly incompetent as well. Even the professional left sees it, they are annoyed he is making their ideology seem shitty.

Posted by: theworldisnotenough at July 17, 2012 09:22 PM (v2BZS)

285 Good gravy, but this thread be dead.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2012 01:20 AM (4ixH5)


good

Posted by: The Dude at July 17, 2012 09:25 PM (tw6Ar)

286 289 There's no reason to draw boobehs on something with shark teeth kinda like DWS.

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 09:25 PM (qqnGn)

287 285

7 years later...turbine car!

Posted by: derit at July 17, 2012 09:25 PM (ruiF1)

288 Yeah, I'm *totally* going to listen to Mark Hamill. (looks at nickname)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 17, 2012 09:26 PM (bxiXv)

289 294

There can only be two.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 09:30 PM (pASI9)

290 294. Come to the Dark side Luke.

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 09:32 PM (qqnGn)

291 Ol' Sidious burned through apprentices like cheetos.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 09:34 PM (pASI9)

292 296 294. Come to the Dark side Luke.

Oh really? The "Dark side." Raaaaaacist!

Posted by: NAASithP at July 17, 2012 09:35 PM (rqkRG)

293 That would be GAASP.

Galactic Association for the Advancement of Sith People.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 09:37 PM (pASI9)

294 Ding dong the thread is dead
which old thread?
this old thread.

Ding dong the thread is really dead

(and so was Paul. He just didn't know it till recently.)

Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 09:39 PM (pASI9)

295 289 On the off chance he's here, this one is for the Squid.

http://tinyurl.com/7y92lpx

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2012 01:20 AM (4ixH5)



***sniff*** It's Bee-yoo-tee-full!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2012 09:39 PM (kaalw)

296 The AP crackwhore appearing on Baier's program tonight claimed that Obama was quoted out of context, but it's obvious:  Obama MEANT to make a point that was at best trivial:  yes, maybe you had an inspiring teacher---but the other members of your class had that same teacher, and THEY didn't become job-creating entrepreneurs! !

And , of course, we all benefit from infrastructure paid for (but not designed, not constructed) by government.  So why do some become successful and others not?

Then there's Henry Ford:  he created a mass-production line for cars that preceded the roads needed to carry them.  More cars, THEN more and better roads.

So...government infrastructure not a necessary condition...not a sufficient condition.   Ergo content-free bloviation for political effect -- by the Blue-Lipped Princeling with almost ZERO experience in the private sector.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at July 17, 2012 09:40 PM (fBsx6)

297 That would be GAASP>> Fitting as that is what most people are doing economically right now

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 09:41 PM (qqnGn)

298 Almost Zero?

I'm pretty sure he never met a payroll or made a profit.

Unless he dealt dope in Chicago.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 09:42 PM (pASI9)

299 Flash is still screwed up in Firefox 14. The videos play OK but the rendering of the inserts is still screwed up, especially when scrolling. How long are they going to ignore this, or is it a tactic to push the use of HTML 5 video?

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 09:42 PM (kcfmt)

300 Stop updating according to them pushing the versions.

I stopped awhile ago and only upgrade now and then or until something forces me to.

Flash is a bastardized pos. Responsible for more hangups, lockups, unloaded pages and broken links than just about any other piece of software on the 'net.

Adobe should be ashamed of themselves.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 09:45 PM (pASI9)

301 @281  I think more than a few blacks are really annoyed at how lousy Obama is at the job and can see through his "dropping the g, I love basketball" pose. He just is inauthentic, so to speak.


I think you are wrong and blacks will vote for Obama in the same numbers they did in 2008.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 17, 2012 09:46 PM (lzvtR)

302 How long are they going to ignore this, or is it a tactic to push the use of HTML 5 video?

Posted by: epobirs at July 18, 2012 01:42 AM (kcfmt)


if it means more 3D video, I'm okay with this

Posted by: The Dude at July 17, 2012 09:46 PM (tw6Ar)

303 "Ol' Sidious burned through apprentices like cheetos."

Is that apprentice dust on the fingertips, Senator?

What?! No, I just mentor young...er, I mean that I counsel budding....uh, look there! Yoda, that damned 1 percenter, is hoarding midichlorians!

Posted by: derit at July 17, 2012 09:47 PM (ruiF1)

304 302 Oddly enough (a comment on what Obama said and not your comment). Railroads and canals were not govt projects. But private industry building things without govt for their benifit. Those that don't read history are bound to fuck up.

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 09:48 PM (qqnGn)

305

Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2012 01:39 AM (kaalw)


Can't help but wonder what a lesbian nazi zombie vampire werewolf shark octopus hooker (with laser) charges.


Especially in this economy.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 09:50 PM (4ixH5)

306 kinda sad, listening to a debut album only making me wish someone else would release a new one which is sad as this album is really good

Posted by: The Dude at July 17, 2012 09:51 PM (tw6Ar)

307 C'mon!

[hammers chest of thread]

Stay with us now.

[more chest compressions of thread]

You can make it. you can make it

[hammers chest of thread again]

Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 09:51 PM (pASI9)

308 #306

No, not gonna happen. The Flash rendering issue has been my only complaint with the last several renditions of Firefox.

I like seeing the latest. It's part of my job, such as it is.

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 09:52 PM (kcfmt)

309 311

Does it really matter?

When you get that urge . . .

Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 09:52 PM (pASI9)

310 #311

Presumably whatever it wants. I don't think it cares about money all that much.

Can we have your liver?

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 09:53 PM (kcfmt)

311 Can we have your liver?>> Yes please.

Posted by: X-RAy's Liver at July 17, 2012 09:56 PM (qqnGn)

312 The scoreboard at San Francisco's AT&T park ejaculates when the Giants score a run. 

" The fence angles quickly away from home plate; right-center field extends out to 421 feet (128 m) from home plate. Atop the fence are four pillars with fountains atop. These four pillars will burst jets of water when the Giants hit a home run, win a game, and at the end of the National Anthem."


Posted by: crosspatch at July 17, 2012 09:57 PM (ZbLJZ)

313 Can't help but wonder what a lesbian nazi zombie vampire werewolf shark octopus hooker (with laser) charges. Her cell phone?

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 17, 2012 09:57 PM (qmMAj)

314 Dear Microsoft,

Please DIAF.

Thank you,

Blanco Basura

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2012 09:57 PM (xKC/c)

315 Blanco Basura Why you just be blamin' Microsoft? They didn't built that shit by themselves ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 17, 2012 09:59 PM (qmMAj)

316 "Can't help but wonder what a lesbian nazi zombie vampire werewolf shark octopus hooker (with laser) charges."

The Go Go's "Our Lips Are Sealed":

http://youtu.be/r3kQlzOi27M

Posted by: derit at July 17, 2012 09:59 PM (ruiF1)

317 When you get that urge . . . Posted by: jakee308 at July 18, 2012 01:52 AM (pASI9) All those rows of teeth are in issue so a good knob polishing is out of the question.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 10:00 PM (4ixH5)

318 Her cell phone?

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 18, 2012 01:57 AM (qmMAj)


Holy shit, is it part electric eel too?

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 10:00 PM (4ixH5)

319 *Nabs Adriane*

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 10:00 PM (4ixH5)

320 Why you just be blamin' Microsoft? They didn't built that shit by themselves ...

No, but they did build the infrastructure.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2012 10:00 PM (xKC/c)

321 #326

Flash isn't broken in IE10 on Win8, which is as recent as it gets. Nor is there a problem in Chrome. Go bitch at Mozilla and possibly Adobe.

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 10:02 PM (kcfmt)

322 No, but they did build the infrastructure.>> I thought Al Gore built the WWW.

Posted by: X-RAy's Liver at July 17, 2012 10:02 PM (qqnGn)

323 *Nabs Adriane* *Offers Robert a Charged Cell Phone*

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 17, 2012 10:04 PM (qmMAj)

324 http://tinyurl.com/76jol5f

Here's something so fuckin' cute you'll vomit and stab your eyes out before running naked down a dark alley screaming.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 10:05 PM (4ixH5)

325 *Offers Robert a Charged Cell Phone*

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 18, 2012 02:04 AM (qmMAj)


I don't know where that thing has been.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 10:06 PM (4ixH5)

326 Go bitch at Mozilla and possibly Adobe.

Posted by: epobirs at July 18, 2012 02:02 AM (kcfmt)


considering in how shit-tastic Mozilla has been these past few years, there should never be a time where someone isn't bitching at them

Posted by: The Dude at July 17, 2012 10:10 PM (tw6Ar)

327 I don't know where that thing has been. it's been to London to visit the Queen

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 17, 2012 10:11 PM (qmMAj)

328 When they started putting out a new version every friggin' month is when I said "whoa".

I've got 8 and "I'm doin' fine".

Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 10:12 PM (pASI9)

329 333

Elton John?

Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 10:12 PM (pASI9)

330 At home I pretty much use SRWare's Iron/Chrome browser thingy. I keep Firefox pretty much just for the HQ. For whatever reason the HQ just looks better in Firefox.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 10:13 PM (4ixH5)

331 wish Valve would give me a reason to spend money. Also wish Days of Wonder would have marked down Ticket To Ride today at least

Posted by: The Dude at July 17, 2012 10:13 PM (tw6Ar)

332 it's been to London to visit the Queen

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 18, 2012 02:11 AM (qmMAj)


Tea and crumpets, guvnuh, wot?

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 10:14 PM (4ixH5)

333 I thought Al Gore built the WWW.

He did, then it burned and sank into the swamp.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2012 10:14 PM (xKC/c)

334 I'm on vacation this week so I don't get to see the ONT often. So dance monkeys dance!

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 10:14 PM (qqnGn)

335 The Cult's "She [Necessity] Sells Sanctuary [so get off your ass, Invention]":

http://youtu.be/YgPvRSAdK6o

Posted by: derit at July 17, 2012 10:14 PM (ruiF1)

336 I'm definitely not a first adopter.

I kept MS-DOS till 2002. (I have the DOS DukeNukem3D user created files to prove it).

I didn't put Win 3.1 on until about '97 and that was really just a shell.

Went Win 98 in 2003 cause I need some hardware and none of it would work with DOS.

Went Win XP when I bought a Dell in 2003 and 2005 and that's IT until I'm satisfied that Win 8 is the fixed version of the latest OS attempt. Or until all of my 3 computers die.

Then I'll have to buy one with it installed.

And yes, I can still remember how to create and trouble shoot a .bat file.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 10:18 PM (pASI9)

337 Elton John? Well. Freddy Mercury is no longer with us ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 17, 2012 10:22 PM (qmMAj)

338 342. The thing I miss most abut DOS is that when you loaded a program you actually knew where you put it. All this crap that spreads it's files far and wide on your hard drive just makes finding malicious crap tha t much harder.

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 10:23 PM (qqnGn)

339 http://tinyurl.com/7offgvl

Guy confesses life of pranks and practical jokes in his obituary.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 10:24 PM (4ixH5)

340 Nice ONT Maet. I'd give it higher praise, but I'm not drinking tonight.
 
Keep it up with the occasional reference to the theme "Cops Gone Wild'. This is a way underexposed problem in the US and it will only get worse. The SC is part of the problem here, finding justifications for dog searches of cars, Border Patrol searches of electronic records such as on phones and laptops, no knock warrants, secret warrants and warrantless searches, etc.
 
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
 
Yeah that sounds real ambiguous to me. Shucks, I can find all kind of exceptions in that wording if I've got shit for brains.
 
Good evening, all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2012 10:28 PM (ccXZP)

341 Howdy, Gnu!

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 10:31 PM (4ixH5)

342 342

I KNOW!

Last time I ran a scan there was something over 40,000 files on this thing. ?!!!!!!!

What happened is that after the price of memory dropped and a processor that could handle protected memory came out, programmers got laaaaaazzzzzzy and instead of fine tuning their code and making it small and fast, they threw stuff in .dll's and then put them all over the place.

MS led the way with some of the slowest largest code ever written in win '95. 3rd party software makers just followed suit.

It got worse when the registry came to the fore and then they could put shit ANYWHERE and the program could find it.

Ah well. Those were the days. 640k memory and 20meg hard drives. Hard resets cause some subroutine hung and couldn't return.


.com and .exe files of 30k's or less still the speed's the same as they were fast only because they were small now even though they're huge, the processors are faster and the memory is faster. I've got 4gig ram and it blazes.

 I had an xt once that only had a 10 meg hard drive and it was slower than snail shit.

I don't miss it one bit.  Except I could build my own programs from scratch without buying a $200 Editing suite.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 17, 2012 10:34 PM (pASI9)

343 The Shark Tank reeeaaaaally doesn't like Debbie FullOShit Schultz. I don't blame him. Here he does some original investigative reporting on DWS and her 'middle class lifestyle'. A real champion of the peeeple, she is.
 
Find out about her million $ real estate portfolio. Check out her $33k 7 day cruise vacation. Nice work, Javier.
 
http://preview.tinyurl.com/7du945t

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2012 10:39 PM (ccXZP)

344 #344

That is a sloppy developer problem. Plenty of apps mind their business and keep themselves to themselves.

Microsoft has made major changes in the post-XP releases to offer better segregation of user data from apps. A system that had only compliant apps on it could back up a user just by copying their entry in the Users folder and copying it back when the machine is restored. (This is an area where Unix and derivatives have long had the advantage, although some versions got fancy and screwed it up.)

You may have noticed that post-XP Windows versions have a Program Data directory, separate from Program Files. This is to encourage the preferred practice of keeping files subject to change in a separate area from those that remain static once installed. This makes it easier to defend against malware by making larger areas subject to rapid testing for conformance to checksums and other measures.

The infrastructure is there but unless you want to go completely to the walled garden approach where all software has to pass through a central authority for approval on following the guidelines, it is really hard to get everybody to follow the rules. One of top items that caused existing software to break under Vista and later is the protections added to the registry. Third party developers had been completely ignoring the rules laid down long ago and Microsoft got tired of being blamed for when things got broken by these bad apps. (Quicken and QuickBooks were huge offenders in this area.) The real blame for Microsoft was in not being more hard-assed about this a decade earlier but the long prevailing policy was to let ISVs do what they wanted.

One of the other big items was companies still using 16-bit installers on their latest versions. 16-bit support went away and these dumb shits had the nerve to act surprised. It had only been announced three years in advance.

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 10:42 PM (kcfmt)

345 Happy Sober Evening, GnuBreed ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 17, 2012 10:42 PM (qmMAj)

346 348 I'm not computer litterate just old,. I've had to learn as things progress. The crap I can do at work (run computed tomography and dot mapping EDS software) is fing amazing. But the hidden crap in my home computer and my parents computers sucks giant dick.

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 10:44 PM (qqnGn)

347 Hey Kids,

beooootiful night in the neighborhood.  Great sunset.

Posted by: jc at July 17, 2012 10:46 PM (ufJKx)

348 I can hardly wait to get Katy Couric and Gregory's review of the movie. Ann Curry is indisposed tonight.

Posted by: pat at July 17, 2012 10:48 PM (UFxap)

349 beooootiful night in the neighborhood jc!!! Got a police helicopter with bright shiny spotlight circling the neighborhood... I'm gonna be paranoid all night.

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 17, 2012 10:48 PM (qmMAj)

350 Howdy, JC!

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 10:49 PM (4ixH5)

351 I'm gonna be paranoid all night.

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 18, 2012 02:48 AM (qmMAj)


Spotlights make me nervous, too.


Hold me.

Posted by: Some Bandit at July 17, 2012 10:50 PM (4ixH5)

352 Hola Adriane and Robert.
 
Roses are red
My balls are blue
I've nothing under 80 proof
Not even a brew.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2012 10:51 PM (ccXZP)

353 Hold me. You gotta know WHEN to hold 'em...

Posted by: Gambler NOT in a spotlight at July 17, 2012 10:52 PM (qmMAj)

354 Roses are red, My balls are white, I play soccer all day, and into the night ...

Posted by: David "Bent" Beckham at July 17, 2012 10:55 PM (qmMAj)

355 You gotta know WHEN to hold 'em...

Posted by: Gambler NOT in a spotlight at July 18, 2012 02:52 AM (qmMAj)


Dinner and a movie first?

Posted by: Frito Bandito at July 17, 2012 10:56 PM (4ixH5)

356 Posted by: Some Bandit at July 18, 2012 02:50 AM (4ixH5)


mugshot


http://tinyurl.com/7w4y9cw

Posted by: jc at July 17, 2012 10:56 PM (ufJKx)

357 Roses are red
My balls are blue
I've nothing under 80 proof
Not even a brew.
it sucks to be you

lol

Posted by: Berserker at July 17, 2012 10:56 PM (FMbng)

358 so, the frigging strike out thingy still don't work??

Posted by: Berserker at July 17, 2012 10:57 PM (FMbng)

359 Roses are red My balls are blue I'm on the run from a spotlight And looking for you

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 10:57 PM (qqnGn)

360

Posted by: David "Bent" Beckham at July 18, 2012 02:55 AM (qmMAj)


And while you're doing that I'm fucking the pool boy.  Not that I'm complaining.

Posted by: Posh Spice at July 17, 2012 10:57 PM (4ixH5)

361 Roses are thorny
[censored for bad taste]

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 10:59 PM (4ixH5)

362 http://tinyurl.com/7w4y9cw

Posted by: jc at July 18, 2012 02:56 AM (ufJKx)


Hhhhhheeeeeeehhhhh heh heh heh!

Posted by: Muttley at July 17, 2012 11:01 PM (4ixH5)

363 The Border Patrol -- working tirelessly to protect us from chocolate eggs:
 
SEATTLE (AP) -- Two Seattle men say they spent more than two hours in a detention center at the Canadian border after U.S. border agents discovered illegal chocolate eggs in their car.
 
I feel safer already.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2012 11:01 PM (ccXZP)

364 You can have roses on you're piano I want two tulips on my organ

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 11:01 PM (qqnGn)

365 so, the frigging strike out thingy still don't work??

Posted by: Berserker at July 18, 2012 02:57 AM (FMbng)


coming "soon"

Posted by: The Dude at July 17, 2012 11:01 PM (tw6Ar)

366 369 The Border Patrol -- working tirelessly to protect us from chocolate eggs:

SEATTLE (AP) -- Two Seattle men say they spent more than two hours in a detention center at the Canadian border after U.S. border agents discovered illegal chocolate eggs in their car.

I feel safer already.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 18, 2012 03:01 AM (ccXZP)


===


and then they shot them with beanbags.  Not the men, the eggs.

Posted by: jc at July 17, 2012 11:02 PM (ufJKx)

367 370 you're should be your

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 11:04 PM (qqnGn)

368

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 18, 2012 03:01 AM (ccXZP)


Quick, hide them in mah belly!

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 11:05 PM (4ixH5)

369 Berzerker, use [ s] and [ /s] (remove the spaces) for strike.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2012 11:05 PM (ccXZP)

370 striking out, the story of my life.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 11:07 PM (4ixH5)

371 There's a reeeaaaallllyyyyy drunk German guy passed out in his room with the light on, the curtain open and the bag of Whataburger uneaten.

Posted by: Didn't hear that from me at July 17, 2012 11:09 PM (4ixH5)

372 Berzerker, use [ s] and [ /s] (remove the spaces) for strike. Or bribe the umpire ...

Posted by: Babe Ruth ain't nothing but a candy bar ... at July 17, 2012 11:09 PM (qmMAj)

373 377 Be carefull Us Germans like a good meal when the raping is over. (Lulled into a false sense of security.)

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 11:13 PM (qqnGn)

374 Be carefull Us Germans like a good meal when the raping is over. This from the people who invented sourkraut?

Posted by: Babe Ruth ain't nothing but a candy bar ... at July 17, 2012 11:19 PM (qmMAj)

375 Be carefull Us Germans like a good meal when the raping is over. (Lulled into a false sense of security.)

Posted by: X-RAy at July 18, 2012 03:13 AM (qqnGn)




http://tinyurl.com/85sklrk

Posted by: jc at July 17, 2012 11:20 PM (ufJKx)

376 All righty, the too tired to take sock off means go to bed rule is about to be invoked ...

Posted by: I'm wearing socks with my nightcap at July 17, 2012 11:20 PM (qmMAj)

377 Good night, Adriane!

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 11:21 PM (4ixH5)

378 My post #346 above contains the full text of the Fourth Amendment. Now, I've been wondering for quite a while now how NYC cops can get away with their 'stop and frisk' policy, since they are clearly warrantless searches. Now comes SF to join the party:
 
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- Mayor Ed Lee said he wanted to spark a discussion about a spike in violent crime when he mentioned that he was considering a controversial stop-and-frisk policy used by police in New York, Philadelphia and some other big cities.
 
And so it goes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2012 11:22 PM (ccXZP)

379 I *heart* sauerkraut.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 11:22 PM (4ixH5)

380 Okey doke, I got some actual woik what needs doin'.

If I'm not back before everyone bails...GOODNIGHT!

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2012 11:23 PM (4ixH5)

381 This from the people who invented sourkraut? What do you think makes the raping seem so normal? We have benn so used to pain we think everybody likes it like we do.

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 11:23 PM (qqnGn)

382 Be carefull Us Germans like a good meal when the raping is over. (Lulled into a false sense of security.)

Posted by: X-RAy at July 18, 2012 03:13 AM (qqnGn)




hey, what about me??


http://tinyurl.com/82rg7ne

Posted by: yellowbeard at July 17, 2012 11:24 PM (ufJKx)

383 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZlFBSRrSR0

Posted by: No sourkraut for me! Danke! at July 17, 2012 11:25 PM (qmMAj)

384 me, too.  night kids.

Posted by: jc at July 17, 2012 11:25 PM (ufJKx)

385 I think that every single person stopped and frisked should file a federal lawsuit against these cities for violations of their fourth amendment rights and demand damages. I bet 50,000 lawsuits might discourage this behavior a bit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2012 11:26 PM (ccXZP)

386 Good night, hardworking Robert, night jc, night GnuBreed, night XRay, night Dude, night Berserker ... MORNING, VIC!!!

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 17, 2012 11:29 PM (qmMAj)

387 Haven't had a Whataburger in decades. There used to be one in Thousand Oaks in the 70s and early 80s, incredibly far away from their native ground. There must be a story there but I have no idea who I'd ask nowadays.

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 11:30 PM (kcfmt)

388 Yellowbeard That was a great link . Thanks

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 11:31 PM (qqnGn)

389 Damn, it just struck how much of the cast of that movie is dead. Doesn't seem that long ago but a lot of them went young.

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 11:34 PM (kcfmt)

390 We've got a couple of Whataburger joints down here, but I'm not impressed. I get one from them every now and then, but I much prefer Checkers over them.
 
Nite all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2012 11:35 PM (ccXZP)

391 Re the code enforcement officer entering the woman's home while she was sleeping... They wouldn't have had to worry about administrative leave had it been me. They would have been calling out the the coroner instead.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2012 11:40 PM (piMMO)

392 whataburger I don't have one near me but intone end no fast food chain matches a home cooked meal. Yes it's better than the standard lunch fair but kike Chrissy's eg tingle they are just better versions of crap.

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 11:41 PM (qqnGn)

393 Whataburger wasn't necessarily the best but it had a distinct flavor for which I'd occasionally get a desire.

There is some stuff that I only have a few times a year or just once but when you want to fire neurons that remember that flavor nothing else will do.

Posted by: epobirs at July 17, 2012 11:41 PM (kcfmt)

394 So Arpaio' going all-in on the birther stuff, huh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2012 11:45 PM (piMMO)

395 Under Hawaii Revised Statute 338-17.8, a person only has to be an established resident of Hawaii, not necessarily a U.S. citizen, and pay taxes there for one year, to be able to register an out-of-state or foreign-born person with an official Hawaii birth certificate.

http://bit.ly/PeAX7F

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2012 11:52 PM (piMMO)

396 39 I get that In as much as there are foods from my childhood that are the cat's pajamas. Like beef tounge and the dressing my mother made for the thanksgiving turkey. Most people would say it's crap likely but the memory and connectin to youth makes it special. My earlier comment is that none of these chains that people talk up meet the expectation with out that personal link.

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 11:53 PM (qqnGn)

397 re: Arpaio -   the DNC's reply, no comment.  Won't address anything he brings up about the fake...  and they'll probably get want they want.  Nothing will come of it.  The voters will never be exposed to the story.

Posted by: zeera at July 17, 2012 11:53 PM (XtxRN)

398 402 should link to 399 not 39

Posted by: X-RAy at July 17, 2012 11:54 PM (qqnGn)

399 The Aussie version of Red Dawn "Tommorw When the War Began" Has way hotter chicks in it.Oh and and it's nothing like Red Dawn

Posted by: X-RAy at July 18, 2012 12:03 AM (qqnGn)

400 Arpaio is a thug. He abuses his arrest powers and the court system to intimidate and harass his foes, political and otherwise.
 
He's just trying to distract attention form his very real legal troubles with the DOJ, which is as we all know led by another POS hack. It's hard to figure out who to root for in that loser vs loser battle.
 
Maybe they can both lose.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 18, 2012 12:06 AM (ccXZP)

401 re: Arpaio - the DNC's reply, no comment. Won't address anything he brings up about the fake... and they'll probably get want they want. Nothing will come of it. The voters will never be exposed to the story.

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On his twitter feed is a tweet from mid-June when he was subpoenaed by a Florida attorney. It looks like Florida might also be questioning his eligibility to be on the ballot.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 18, 2012 12:07 AM (piMMO)

402 hardworking Robert

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at July 18, 2012 03:29 AM (qmMAj)



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That's funny.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2012 12:09 AM (4ixH5)

403 Actually that went way faster than I thought it was going to be.

Posted by: Robert at July 18, 2012 12:09 AM (4ixH5)

404 Arpaio is a thug. He abuses his arrest powers and the court system to intimidate and harass his foes, political and otherwise.

He's just trying to distract attention form his very real legal troubles with the DOJ, which is as we all know led by another POS hack. It's hard to figure out who to root for in that loser vs loser battle.

Maybe they can both lose.


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Well, maybe it takes an SOB who's not bound by the polite struggle to remain politically correct to investigate such a concern. Folks have been so afraid of being labeled a loon for even entertaining a "what if" that nobody but the most bold will take it on. Is it for publicity? Perhaps. But there's apparently enough weight behind the allegations that Florida is looking into them.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 18, 2012 12:15 AM (piMMO)

405 Can y'all tell me where my grandson hid my Capp face mask? The daughter moved back in and I'm not usd to the ways of the little one yet.

Posted by: X-RAy at July 18, 2012 12:32 AM (qqnGn)

406 406

Yeah. So says who? Oh yeah that paragon of virtue and truth Eric "I cannot tell a lie big enough" Holder. And his clown posse the DOJ.

Uhhh huh. Like I'm even believing anything that person or his so called department of Justice says about anyone.

Seeing as how they've LIED about everything they've done so far and have let loose criminals and incarcerated innocents.

I think I'd be willing to stand next to Sheriff Arpaio when he stands in front of jury of his peers rather than within 20 feet of Holder.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 18, 2012 12:43 AM (pASI9)

407 Uh... Andy Capp? Is this from a Halloween costume? Or some sleep apnea treatment?

Posted by: epobirs at July 18, 2012 12:43 AM (kcfmt)

408 Or Al Capp

Posted by: jakee308 at July 18, 2012 12:44 AM (pASI9)

409 FFS if you're going to get the spine out get the spine out. Nothin' worse than a half spine in the can. Fukt.

Posted by: sardine mamba at July 18, 2012 12:58 AM (PAocH)

410 An hour and fotyy minutes hive or take without a comment? Stick a fork in this thread.

Posted by: teej at July 18, 2012 02:39 AM (vzfrq)

411 * Thump Thump*

Is this thing on?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 18, 2012 02:47 AM (3WUHZ)

412 Save us, Gabe-e-wan Kenobi!

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet[/i][/b] at July 18, 2012 03:20 AM (pcnpf)

413 Well in THEORY people can voluntarily surrender money to watch the Obama Effect but in reality the movie only  made $83,000 last weekend. And it was playing on 25 screens, not a huge number but enough so that the per theater average was pretty anemic and won't get an expanded release. This movie will be lucky to gross $250,000 total, and will likely wind up bundled with that Obama Innagural "collectible" DVD in the cutout bin at the Walmart dumpster this time next August.

Posted by: German Shepards Pie at July 18, 2012 04:32 AM (sXKTc)

414 In times to come, people will assume that some of World War II history was fabricated. They will claim that it’s hard to believe that the ‘bad guys,’ Hitler, Stalin, and Molotov really had sinister-sounding names that mean ‘wolf’, ‘steel’ and ‘hammer’Posted by: RushBabe at July 17, 2012 11:11 PM (tQHzJ) ***


You do know Stalin wasn't his real name, right?

Posted by: Klawnet at July 18, 2012 06:35 AM (a/VXa)

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