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August 14, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (8-14-2012)
— Maetenloch

FYI as of 21:30 blog time both Margaret Thatcher and Abe Vigoda are still alive.

Both the sailor and the nurse are still alive and tell their story here. You'll also find out who the woman smiling on the left is.

Obama Keeps Digging: You Didn't Build That - You Were Just 'Lucky' and 'Blessed'

Yep according to Obama being wealthy is just a turn of the roulette wheel away so of course the government deserves an extra share of your 'winnings'. The first $250K you make is your own but everything after that is only loosely 'yours'.

One month to the day after his infamous 'you didn't build that' speech, President Obama's description of wealthy people did not include "smart" or "hardworking," as he instead ascribed their success to good luck.

"If you're lucky enough, and fortunate enough, and been blessed enough to be in the other two percent, the top two percent, you still get a tax cut for your first $250,000 of income," Obama said during a campaign stop in Council Bluffs, Iowa. "All we're saying is after that, maybe you can do a little bit more to help pay down this deficit and invest in things like education that help our economy grow."

Remembering Maximilian Kolbe

It's easy to talk a good game in life - it's another to actually live it.

During the Second World War, he provided shelter to refugees from Greater Poland, including 2,000 Jews whom he hid from Nazi persecution in his friary in NiepokalanÃƒÂ³w.
On 17 February 1941, he was arrested by the German Gestapo and imprisoned in the Pawiak prison. On 28 May, he was transferred to Auschwitz as prisoner #16670.

At the end of July 1941, three prisoners disappeared from the camp, prompting SS-HauptsturmfÃƒÂ¼hrer Karl Fritzsch, the deputy camp commander, to pick 10 men to be starved to death in an underground bunker in order to deter further escape attempts. When one of the selected men, Franciszek Gajowniczek, cried out, "My wife! My children!", Kolbe volunteered to take his place.

In the starvation cell, he celebrated Mass each day and sang hymns with the prisoners.
He led the other condemned men in song and prayer and encouraged them by telling them they would soon be with Mary in Heaven. Each time the guards checked on him, he was standing or kneeling in the middle of the cell and looking calmly at those who entered. After two weeks of dehydration and starvation, only Kolbe remained alive. The guards wanted the bunker emptied and they gave Kolbe a lethal injection of carbolic acid. Some who were present at the injection say that he raised his left arm and calmly waited for the injection.

Kolbe was canonized by Pope John Paul II in 1982 and today is his feast day.

US Bar Density

Adjusted for population - but the Midwest still comes out on top. They loves their bars.

The Slow Motion Collapse of California

The Cal State University system has now announced that most campuses won't be accepting any new students for the spring. And only non-California or international students for graduate programs. Because money.

Cal State leaders have told the university's 23 campuses they will not be allowed to admit California graduate students for the spring term, which starts in January. Budget cuts made the system in the coming spring term unable to afford residents' heavily discounted education, campus leaders were told.

But nonresident students -- who pay considerably higher fees -- remain welcome, at least at some campuses, and that has become an issue leading some rebellious graduate schools to turn away the non-Californians -- and the financial windfall they would bring in.

So a state university system has decided to exclude the very students it was created to support. What exactly are California taxpayers getting for their taxes that go to the CSU system then?

StrangerDanger!!

This cheesy PSA from the late 80s/early 90s pretty much teaches kids that all adults are possible Decepticons just waiting for the chance to rape them - which is only half true.

And despite everything my parents and well-meaning PSAs have taught me if the battery lady wants me to go off with her, well I'm going - candy or no candy! The Hottie Trap is simply too strong to resist.

Ladies, Is Your Anus Too Boring?

So you've bleached it, buttazled it, and still need to punch it up a bit? Well you can always do some bunghole redecorating with an anal tattoo.

"Dude, it feels so f**king good," screams the naked woman getting her boyfriend's name tattooed in her asshole at a Florida tattoo convention. "There is no f**king way that's true!" responds me, the woman who been inked three times (but never on my ass or butt-hole region, for the record). I'm just not buying it. That shit has to hurt. Although Asshole Tattoo Girl makes a valiant effort to convince us it doesn't. Also, she appears to be taking shots or something while the gun is in her anus.

Okay I think I'm ready for the meteor-summoning now.

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 05:42 PM | Comments (804)
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1 I have a few thoughts....anyway good evening.

I need to explain why I think we have to be ready to run as clean a personal attack campaign as humanly possible.

I'll do it over a few posts, I think I figured out why Mitt Romney is a goddamned genius.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 05:45 PM (LRFds)

2 for the kitteh loving morons

http://new.livestream.com/FosterKittenCam/TheScientistKittens

Posted by: someone at August 14, 2012 05:45 PM (bqjJT)

3 I may or may not be first, but I'm not getting my asshole tattooed. No way.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 05:46 PM (d6TfZ)

4 Margaret Thatcher and Abe Vigoda are dating?

Posted by: Hepcat at August 14, 2012 05:46 PM (frbyY)

1) we have a deficit problem 1.7 trillion is ridiculous without a general war and military spending is only at most 20% far below the 42% peak for ww2.

2) we have a debt problem we are finally OVER a whole years economy in debt THANKS BARACK!

3) we have a 220 trillion dollar unfunded liability problem because of entitlements.

The American people deserve the truth any Â“pool of moneyÂ” sitting in DC is fair game to politiciansÂ….

Obama made what is coming possible to put it in perspective he took about 1/20th of an entire years economy in one sitting from one of our most sacred programsÂ….

as Slo Joe says: that is a big effinÂ’ deal!

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 05:46 PM (LRFds)

6 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 05:47 PM (6o4Fb)

7 Yay! The ONT!

brb, reading it....

Posted by: Palookaville at August 14, 2012 05:47 PM (szPD/)

8 Thanks for the kitteh live cam, someone!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 05:47 PM (d6TfZ)

1)Mitt is not bloodied too badly with likely voters, he is actually gaining and Barack is slipping

2)Romney understands the whole PAC thing is overstated the candidate is still held liable for the sins and overreachesÂ….look at the revulsion to the Mitt Time Travel cancer eyes thingÂ…..nobody buys the fig leaves

3)who gives a damn barack Obama raided Black cookie jars just like every Americans

Let Barack have the politics of divisionÂ….

the whole of us is more powerful than any set of fractionsÂ….

Â“winningÂ” does not mean you have to make the other guy stumble it means you have to beat himÂ…

this meme will beat him.

He simply cannot be trusted will work trust me.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 05:48 PM (LRFds)

The hole was not developed overnight and the American worker is vulnerable to just shutting the spigot off.

This is you opportunity to have people WANT the monster shackled but YOU have to be patient enough to get the beast under control enough to take a hold of.

If Barack Obama had never raided the cookie jar on this scale we could not have this chance to have this move be trusted more than political restraint.

I know it sucks but this is our best chance at a big enough wave the donks HAVE to cut a deal and we can purge the idealistic bastard regulating this country into stagnation out of power.

Please think it through I get it and I have posted long screeds about Smoot-Hawley and the lies that got us here in the pastÂ….

it is why I was so giddy the last two days.

This is it people Barack Obama broke faith with every working American to sell a program that still doesnÂ’t insure 33 millionÂ….

he sold what people view as a cadillac for a yugo

This WILL WORK

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 05:48 PM (LRFds)

11 Asshole tats ...... hmmmmmmmm ........ I'm kinda at a loss for words .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 05:50 PM (lo/S5)

12 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at August 14, 2012 05:50 PM (3SvjA)

13 Every time, every freaking time, I don't think it is possible for me to hate that SCOAMF with more passion than I already do, he proves me wrong.

Posted by: Adam at August 14, 2012 05:50 PM (/YJYi)

any personal attack along normal lines will hurt our chance to bleed people from himÂ…

he is in trouble with his base he couldnÂ’t even fill Chicago for his Â“birthdayÂ” all we do by hitting him like he hits us through his surrogates is attack their wounded Me$$iahÂ….

we wonÂ’t get Â‘em all but weÂ’ll get enoughÂ….

McCain would have beaten Barack this way had he not quit competing twice and endorsed himÂ….

RomneyÂ’s silent lack of doing so thus far is all thatÂ’s needed.

He smiles wanly and says, Â“hi you may have heard about meÂ….we can all do better than thisÂ…Â”

Flamethrowing stuff that is already known fires up BarackÂ’s base

Mitt is a genius I wish we had ran him in Â’08

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 05:50 PM (LRFds)

15 I thought Hannity broke a Thatcher story.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 14, 2012 05:50 PM (2d71t)

Barack is Â“so likeableÂ” that the democrats are having to order people not to go to NC and Pelsoi had to get people ordered to show up in ChicagoÂ….

OUR TRUE BASE WILL WALK THROUGH HElL IN A GASOLINE SUIT TO BEAT HIMÂ….

the moderates are not gonna flock to him with this inarguably true ad blitzÂ….

everything our movement does past decorum hurts usÂ…

I get that this is counter intuitive, and I KNOW YOU ARE ANGRY hell we all are at how much the media lied for him and how the rules are differentÂ….

we need to let it go and tell America we are all better than 8% UE3 4 years into a recessionÂ….

This is a different race I want it clean and to win big or lose honestlyÂ….

no more 50.01%s

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 05:51 PM (LRFds)

17 I can't stand to watch much of Obama(or listen for that matter) but from what I've seen he looks wild eyed and desperate.He's dropping his g's a lot too and lapsing more into his "black" voice.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 05:51 PM (6o4Fb)

18 Yeah, that's what I want... An open, bleeding would right where it's going to get coated with feces. Paging Dr. Darwin...

Posted by: Secundus at August 14, 2012 05:51 PM (W8j82)

19 Life photo link? Not. The woman in the photo calmed, never proved, to be from CA and died years ago.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 14, 2012 05:52 PM (3ZjAP)

20 Saint Maximilian Maria Kolbe was the man.

Posted by: Palandine at August 14, 2012 05:52 PM (g7D8V)

21 sven, you on R&R meth bro?

Posted by: Mætenloch at August 14, 2012 05:52 PM (pAlYe)

22 11 Barney Frank's has room for the Mona Lisa.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 05:53 PM (6o4Fb)

23 I don't have anything to toast Kolbe with, but consider it done in spirit.

Posted by: Adam at August 14, 2012 05:53 PM (/YJYi)

24 Cool asshole tat ideas .... Fire Escape .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 05:53 PM (lo/S5)

25 Yeah...no.

Posted by: A Sane Tat Artist at August 14, 2012 05:54 PM (2d71t)

26 That bar map makes it look like Dugway Proving Grounds is awash in booze.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 14, 2012 05:54 PM (1c58W)

27 I don't know much, but your tattoos frighten and confuse me.

Posted by: Time Travelling Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer at August 14, 2012 05:54 PM (ay6+/)

28 Michael Moore's has room for the Sistine Chapel.

Posted by: Adam at August 14, 2012 05:55 PM (/YJYi)

29 Well, there's one needle I hope isn't reused.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 05:56 PM (d6TfZ)

30 Anal Tattoo sounds like a band name or terrible flatulence.

Posted by: no good deed at August 14, 2012 05:56 PM (mjR67)

31 I cannot believe you put Maximillian Kolbe and asshole tatoos in the same post. I'm having a hard time processing the emotional rollercoaster I just went through reading ONT.

Posted by: elizabethe at August 14, 2012 05:56 PM (fJody)

32 @24 Authorized Personnel Only

Posted by: Secundus at August 14, 2012 05:56 PM (W8j82)

33 25 Yeah...no.

Posted by: A Sane Tat Artist at August 14, 2012 09:54 PM (2d71t)

Do those exist outside captivity?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 14, 2012 05:57 PM (lJJMb)

34 24 Exit Only

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 05:58 PM (6o4Fb)

35 Eat your hearts out morons, going to see Willard at a small, aka expensive, fundraiser tomorrow. At a small house in Charlotte.

Ha ha, The Duke Mansion, 63 rooms! Will report back.

Think I should get a tattoo?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 14, 2012 05:58 PM (3ZjAP)

36 28 Michael Moore's has room for the Sistine Chapel. Posted by: Adam at August 14, 2012 09:55 PM (/YJYi) 1:1 scale

Posted by: Grover's at August 14, 2012 05:58 PM (B2VwH)

37 When we were looking for a house in ChicagoLand back in the 80s, we found the little suburb town of Warrenville. Population around 11k, with 17 bars/restaurants and not a single grocery store. My kind of town, I said.

It took about 10 years more before a grocery store opened there.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 14, 2012 05:59 PM (ccXZP)

38 Best Anal Tattoo:

Edvard Munch's "The Scream"

Posted by: Time Travelling Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer at August 14, 2012 05:59 PM (ay6+/)

39 Enter Here

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at August 14, 2012 05:59 PM (2d71t)

40 St. Kolbe was obviously one of those evil Christians /s

Posted by: hobbes at August 14, 2012 05:59 PM (OEQY9)

41 Billy Bob, make sure you tell him he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and that his magic underwear scare me. And he's a racist.

Posted by: Under 30 Hip Kids at August 14, 2012 05:59 PM (/YJYi)

42 I may or may not be first, but I'm not getting my asshole tattooed. No way. Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 09:46 PM (d6TfZ) Sure about that? Cancer rays are not the only power Mormons have.

Posted by: eman at August 14, 2012 06:00 PM (u3Rkr)

43 I'm unclear...if a stranger offers to give you an asshole tattoo, that's ok by the video, right? Guys, this is important...

Posted by: AlexC at August 14, 2012 06:00 PM (J2p0G)

44 During the Second World War, he provided shelter to refugees from Greater Poland, including 2,000 Jews whom he hid from Nazi persecution in his friary
***
It is interesting how easily the role the Catholic Church played in saving Jews is now overlooked because of general Catholic hatred on the left and John Cornwell and Daniel Goldhagen's hatchet jobs on the Church.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2012 06:00 PM (AUeaU)

45 " Hi Reggie. Welcome back."

Posted by: CMU VET at August 14, 2012 06:00 PM (dPSpR)

46 If I was going to get someone's face tattooed on my chocolate starfish I'd pick...nevermind, I don't even want to go there.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 06:00 PM (d6TfZ)

Moochelle is thinking about getting her asshole tattooed, right after he comes back from the golf course.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 14, 2012 06:00 PM (oX7vY)

48 @35 Tell him, " The Horde says you'd better beat that jug-eared jackass."

Posted by: Secundus at August 14, 2012 06:01 PM (W8j82)

49 Mine says "Charlie Sheen" in Helvetica 72pt. Never felt a thing. You're Welcome.

Posted by: Bree Olson at August 14, 2012 06:01 PM (unDG7)

50 Watching local news, they just teased about a new scam on the elderly. $10 says it's Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Stephanie Cutter at August 14, 2012 06:02 PM (/YJYi)

51 ue sq ak hole

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 06:02 PM (lo/S5)

11 Barney Frank's has room for the Mona Lisa.

He could have the complete works of Shakespeare in there.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 14, 2012 06:02 PM (oX7vY)

53 Damn .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 06:03 PM (lo/S5)

54 <---has tatts. None there.

By the way, I'll go ahead and offer up my prediction... false flag event if Romney gets too far ahead in the polls, martial law, and then we'll see what happens.

~dons tin foil hat~

Hiya, 'rons and 'ettes!

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at August 14, 2012 06:03 PM (otfJ1)

55 Ur doin' it wrong.

Posted by: eman at August 14, 2012 06:04 PM (u3Rkr)

56 Asshole tats The time of purification is at hand.

Posted by: the angele of death in a funny hat at August 14, 2012 06:04 PM (QupBk)

57 I hope the Mayans were right.

Posted by: grease monkey at August 14, 2012 06:04 PM (VSWPU)

58 Tats in your....??? The fuck?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 14, 2012 06:04 PM (GEICT)

59 It is interesting how easily the role the Catholic Church played in saving Jews is now overlooked because of general Catholic hatred on the left and John Cornwell and Daniel Goldhagen's hatchet jobs on the Church. Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2012 10:00 PM (AUeaU) I was going to say something like this, before my mind went on strike from reading about anal tattoos. for libs, "speaking out" is more important than saving the lives of actual people.

Posted by: elizabethe at August 14, 2012 06:04 PM (fJody)

60 (Reuters) Â—Â A group of former U.S. intelligence and Special Forces operatives is set to launch a media campaign, including TV ads, that scolds President Barack Obama for taking credit for the killing of Osama bin Laden and argues that high-level leaks are endangering American lives. Leaders of the group, the Special Operations OPSEC Education Fund Inc, say it is nonpartisan and unconnected to any political party or presidential campaign. It is registered as a so-called social welfare group, which means its primary purpose is to further the common good and its political activities should be secondary. In the past, military exploits have been turned against presidential candidates by outside groups, most famously the Swift Boat ads in 2004 that questioned Democratic nominee John KerryÂ’s Vietnam War service. The OPSEC group says it is not political and aims to save American lives. Its first public salvo is a 22-minute film that includes criticism of Obama and his administration. The film, to be released on Wednesday, was seen in advance by Reuters. Â“Mr. President, you did not kill Osama bin Laden, America did. The work that the American military has done killed Osama bin Laden. You did not,Â” Ben Smith, identified as a Navy SEAL, says in the film. Â“As a citizen, it is my civic duty to tell the president to stop leaking information to the enemy,Â” Smith continues. Â“It will get Americans killed.Â” An Obama campaign official said: Â“No one in this group is in a position to speak with any authority on these issues and on what impact these leaks might have, and itÂ’s clear theyÂ’ve resorted to making things up for purely political reasons.Â”

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 06:05 PM (6o4Fb)

61 I will never understand the desire to desecrate your body with ink.

Posted by: Alex Stephens at August 14, 2012 06:05 PM (1/13k)

62 Shit happens .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 06:06 PM (lo/S5)

63 "and itÂ’s clear theyÂ’ve resorted to making things up for purely political reasons.Â”
Posted by: steevy

Irony's a real bitch, isn't she?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 06:06 PM (d6TfZ)

64 Was that Kolbe fellow in one of those Polish prison camps?

Posted by: SCOAMF at August 14, 2012 06:06 PM (R6O9X)

65 Or piercings for that matter, reverse prince albert (SHUDDER)

Posted by: Alex Stephens at August 14, 2012 06:06 PM (1/13k)

66 Question? Anyone know if the national debt went over 16 trillion today?

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 14, 2012 06:06 PM (uVuwp)

67 I'm ink-free, and pretty glad about that. Everybody I've known treats tats like Lay's chips. They never stop at one.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 14, 2012 06:06 PM (lJJMb)

68 Bar density ? Note the areas are mostly Catholic and really where French and Eastern European immigrants settled. French from the beginning of the country, Eastern Europeans, 1900's.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 14, 2012 06:06 PM (3ZjAP)

69 gave Kolbe a lethal injection of carbolic acid
***
That was the one of the preferred methods of execution in the National Socialist's "euthanasia" program before the war.

The German churches then leading the fight against it, while most of the liberal left was supportive.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2012 06:06 PM (AUeaU)

70
It would appear that mild mannered Mitt Romney is binging to smolder.

Drudge

http://tinyurl.com/5x7

Posted by: YIKES! at August 14, 2012 06:06 PM (Z3bkC)

71 Hey, guys! Guess what!

I had Keith Olbermann's portrait tattooed in my asshole!

Posted by: Bill Maher causes a negative reality inversion at August 14, 2012 06:07 PM (M8BJV)

72 Voting for Obama is worse that a genital piercing though. It is worse than just about everything.

Posted by: Alex Stephens at August 14, 2012 06:07 PM (1/13k)

OUR TRUE BASE WILL WALK THROUGH HElL IN A GASOLINE SUIT TO BEAT HIM

Would you get "Beat the SCOaMF" tattooed on your anus to put your state in the 'R' column on Nov 6?

Posted by: fluffy at August 14, 2012 06:07 PM (3SvjA)

74 "They never stop at one.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN"

I must say, they're very addictive. I have 4 small ones on the ankles, but no more. And not planning any more. I'm not very adventurous.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 06:08 PM (d6TfZ)

75 68, lincoln is german, and the germans here are indeed beer lovers

Posted by: Alex Stephens at August 14, 2012 06:08 PM (1/13k)

76 66

$15.970 trillion. Your are very welcome.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 14, 2012 06:08 PM (/YJYi)

77 @54 Nah, too hard. Just legally challenge the results in every state Mitt wins. "Irregularities", "supressed voters", the whole bit.

Posted by: Secundus at August 14, 2012 06:08 PM (W8j82)

78 My state (Nebraska) has one of the highest rates of Binge drinking in America.

Posted by: Alex Stephens at August 14, 2012 06:08 PM (1/13k)

79 61 I will never understand the desire to desecrate your body with ink. I've got three, all for significantly important events in my life. I have a wedding band (claddagh actually) on my left ring finger, one for my older daughter on left shoulder blade and one for my younger daughter on my right. And tats are totally addicting. Each time I've gotten one, I immediately start thinking about getting another.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 14, 2012 06:09 PM (GEICT)

80 Will Romney get to the point that he springs the uncomfortable truth on the voters? Obama did it on purpose. Running up the debt, expanding the size and reach of government, ignoring the Constitution-- he's trying to break the system completely.

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 06:09 PM (MMC8r)

81 wow, that anal tattoo video is something. Feel bad for that girl. She's a complete mess.

I'd ask if you could imagine her getting wiped and bathed by some nurse at an old persons home, but let's face it. Women like her don't make it to old age.

Posted by: Ben at August 14, 2012 06:09 PM (XDHBy)

82 Soon we will all get unique tattoos at the re-education camps.

(adjusts tinfoil hat cuz it's a little tight at the temples)

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 14, 2012 06:09 PM (ccXZP)

83 Uh. No....just no.

SMOD anytime....any.time.

Posted by: Tami at August 14, 2012 06:10 PM (X6akg)

84 Damn I checked, and somebody tatooed Obama's face in my bunghole. Wait, no they didn't.....did they? Hmm.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 14, 2012 06:10 PM (2d71t)

85 You Must Be At Least This Long To Enter

Posted by: eman at August 14, 2012 06:10 PM (u3Rkr)

86 Would you get "Beat the SCOaMF" tattooed on your anus to put your state in the 'R' column on Nov 6? Posted by: fluffy at August 14, 2012 10:07 PM (3SvjA) No, but I would tattoo "Fuck me, SCOAMF" in a libs ass

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 14, 2012 06:10 PM (uVuwp)

Your wife's name if Wendy, too?

Posted by: Straight Lines R Us at August 14, 2012 06:11 PM (Y6yoZ)

88 The kittehs are awake!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 06:11 PM (d6TfZ)

89 Actually, if you look at the red areas in the bar map most of the red areas are very cold and or snowy. The exception is San Francisco where you need alcohol to get through a day living there or you need some alcohol to get yourself excited about going off to take it in the a-- or swallow a c---.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 14, 2012 06:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

90 Anyone have any toilet paper? I have a fax coming in.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 14, 2012 06:11 PM (QupBk)

91 "Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 14, 2012 06:11 PM (hgSh3)

92 68 Bar density ? Note the areas are mostly Catholic and really where French and Eastern European immigrants settled. French from the beginning of the country, Eastern Europeans, 1900's.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 14, 2012 10:06 PM (3ZjAP)

French? No mention of the Irish? Having family in WI and IL, I think I'm in a good spot to say that while bars are being frequented, there ain't no Frenchmen about.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 14, 2012 06:12 PM (lJJMb)

93 we have a debt problem we are finally OVER a whole years economy in debt THANKS BARACK!
***
One thing the Republicans should be thinking about is ways to make Democrat constituencies pay back as much of this debt as possible.

Presuming of course the Republicans ever get around to cutting spending themselves, and we are still in a position to actually ever pay down the debt.

Glenn Reynold's suggestion of repealing the Eisenhower tax cuts (on the movie industry) is a brilliant start.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2012 06:12 PM (AUeaU)

94 'Fold Back Mirrors Prior to Entry'

Posted by: NYC PArking Garage Sign / Anus Tattoo at August 14, 2012 06:13 PM (Y6yoZ)

95 "I immediately start thinking about getting another.
Posted by: BCochran1981"

I know, it's crazy, right? But my last one was for my deceased brother-in-law, and I decided that I could never top that one. So I'm done.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 06:13 PM (d6TfZ)

96
Alan West won his primary 85% vs. 15%.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 14, 2012 06:13 PM (Z3bkC)

97 Abandon all hope who enter here .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 06:13 PM (lo/S5)

98 21 Maet sorta...

I got it it clicked...

I know Mitt's gambit now....

sorry I went on.

His strategy is so counterintuitive I couldn't see it....

he is ricking Hard Cons to undermine Barack's whole reason for existence....

it is BOLD and Obamacare is what made it possible.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 06:13 PM (LRFds)

99 'No Caustic Loads'

Posted by: NYC Bridge and Tunnel Sign / Anus Tattoo at August 14, 2012 06:14 PM (Y6yoZ)

100 "Deliveries in rear."

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 06:14 PM (MMC8r)

101 And now you know another reason I call my part of northeast kansas The Shire. It's no just the lakes and rivers and rolling wooded and pastured hills and fertile farm ground. Funny there isn't a bar here called the Prancing Pony. If II had the $ to change that I would. Donna, Alextc, I'm talking halfling heaven here.

Posted by: teej at August 14, 2012 06:14 PM (x1L8S)

102 "It would appear that mild mannered Mitt Romney is binging to smolder."

Yeesss, feel your anger. Use it against me, young Jedi!

Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at August 14, 2012 06:14 PM (d6TfZ)

103 @78 Bullshite Clemenza land hold That Honor...

Posted by: Clemenza at August 14, 2012 06:15 PM (tz+/o)

104 im proud ta be ink free.

getting one tat seems hokey and lame, as all that uncovered skin looks empty and void...its no wonder people who get only one will cram for another. id feel totally off-balance if i had only one doodle all up on me.

hell, even just TWO of them must feel disconnected, so im guessing the need for more arises, before ya know it...youre filled with silly looking graffiti.

and if ur offended becuz ur fucked looking with shitty faded tattoos, maybe u should be offended. yeah, that dragon and skull you have on ur arms? lol ooooohhh dark and mysterious you are lol

Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at August 14, 2012 06:15 PM (G3cj8)

105 LOL at that bar map. WY, the Dakotas and Eastern Montana would be solid red but they don't have towns greater than 10K households so they look they're some kind of strict bible belt area ---NOT.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 14, 2012 06:15 PM (dkExz)

106 73 Flufy,

well all gie some some give all...?

hey wait my ass?

Miss 10 minutes miss a lot.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 06:15 PM (LRFds)

107 Glenn Reynold's suggestion of repealing the Eisenhower tax cuts (on the movie industry) is a brilliant start. Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2012 10:12 PM (AUeaU) That should be one of the first acts of President Romney. Let's see how George Clooney and Michael(Lardass)Moore like that, being 1%ers and all

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 14, 2012 06:15 PM (uVuwp)

108 I would have been just fine dying without ever knowing that people tattoo their bungholes.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at August 14, 2012 06:15 PM (9HhTH)

109 "Funny there isn't a bar here called the Prancing Pony.
Posted by: teej"

Put in a Prancing Pony or a Green Dragon, and they will come. LoTR fans, I mean. I'd be there.

Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at August 14, 2012 06:16 PM (d6TfZ)

110 Even with good and dear friends who have ink, I'll admit I'm old-school in that upon first impression, I think less of people with visible tattoos. That goes double for women. Especially if they have Chinese characters or dolphins.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 14, 2012 06:16 PM (lJJMb)

111 93 18-1,

yup....believe me even if we lose but hold the house....

WE ARE GONNA COUNT COUP

But Barack may have given the whole donk game away

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 06:16 PM (LRFds)

112 Oopsie, sock fail!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 06:16 PM (d6TfZ)

113 '$1000 Fine for Un-Tarped Loads'

Posted by: Bridge and Tunnel Sign / Anus Tattoo at August 14, 2012 06:16 PM (Y6yoZ)

114 Not a fan of tattoos. At all.

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 06:17 PM (MMC8r)

115 for libs, "speaking out" is more important than saving the lives of actual people. Liberals believe good intentions are all that is required. So they are, you know, idiots.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 06:18 PM (fGgg4)

116 Oh how the mighty have fallen. One of the big lures of CA in their salad days was the promise of a free state provided college education. In fact, they weren't allowed to charge tuition for state residents.

It didn't take too long for that promise to begin fraying, as they began charging 'fees'. Hey, just as long as you don't call them tuition everything is copacetic.

Now look at their sorry state of affairs. State residents? No thanks! Bwahahaha.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 14, 2012 06:18 PM (ccXZP)

117 Stay in Lane

Posted by: eman at August 14, 2012 06:18 PM (u3Rkr)

118 "Use room key for entry after 10 pm"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 14, 2012 06:18 PM (hgSh3)

119 "Not a fan of tattoos. At all.
Posted by: nickless"

Not even my bitchin' Rolling Stones tongue on my left ankle? Ah, that's my favorite...

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 06:19 PM (d6TfZ)

120 @110 if you lived in SoCal you would puke WTF everyday at the Rose Bowl work out I see women with Chineese charactures on their arms and legs ,sorrry I do not read Charactures and if you have a Dolphin on your ass I throw you back in the water..

Posted by: Clemenza at August 14, 2012 06:19 PM (tz+/o)

121 When does the SCOAMF start telling the lucky sperm Hollywood millionaires who were lucky enough to have been born to actors, directors, or producers to "pay a little bit more"?

Angelina Jolie, George Clooney, Jane Fonda, Sean Penn, Gwyneth Paltrow, Nicholas Cage, Tyne Daly, Charlie Sheen, Michael Douglas, Drew Barrymore, Jeff Bridges, Kate Hudson, Miley Cyrus, Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Broderick, Josh Brolin, Laura Dern, Carrie Fisher, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tatum O'Neal, Mira Sorvino, Ben Stiller, Kiefer Sutherland, Anjelica Huston, Amanda Plummer, Alan Alda, Liza Minelli, Rob Reiner, and Larry Hagman

Just for starters ...

Posted by: kbdabear at August 14, 2012 06:19 PM (Y7XKa)

122 Anus tattoo: Way, way too much information. Also, ow. Cal State story: Maet, with respect, your write-up is a little deceptive. Cal State is not accepting new in-state GRAD students, but I assume undergrads are still welcome. And that's the last bit of pedantry for today.

Posted by: joncelli at August 14, 2012 06:19 PM (CWlPF)

123 Louisiana! A group of bars surrounded by flood-control structures.

Actually, New Orleans fits the pattern of a lot of the other bar-heavy places. Despite the early French and Spanish settlement, the actual ethnic origin of the inhabitants is heavily Irish and German.

Frenchmen drink with meals, at home or in restaurants. Not a bar culture (though I understand that has changed some in France over the past generation).

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 14, 2012 06:20 PM (Rc0hz)

124

Tattoo free and like it that way.

Makes me feel like more of an individual to not have even one.

Posted by: Who Knows at August 14, 2012 06:20 PM (W+Itt)

125 Penalty for Early Withdrawal

Posted by: eman at August 14, 2012 06:21 PM (u3Rkr)

126 Traveled to San Francisco last weekend. One of the roads within Golden Gate park has been renamed "Nancy Pelosi Drive". FFS. Ask a congressperson who'd they would like to honor. Themselves.

Posted by: BP NJ at August 14, 2012 06:21 PM (ph70Q)

127 Where's the beef ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 06:21 PM (lo/S5)

128

106 sven10077

Are you truly dedicated?

Posted by: fluffy at August 14, 2012 06:21 PM (3SvjA)

129 lol the ENTIRE pittsburgh area is covered in bars...with maybe only half of them worth going to...

down here in myrtle beach...were pretty normal it seems...the bars are nice to go to for the most part with people from all over the planet.

Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at August 14, 2012 06:21 PM (G3cj8)

130 Who's your daddy ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 06:21 PM (lo/S5)

131 I know, it's crazy, right? But my last one was for my deceased brother-in-law, and I decided that I could never top that one. So I'm done. Def understandable. Did you get the "tattoo high" after the tats were done? 110 Even with good and dear friends who have ink, I'll admit I'm old-school in that upon first impression, I think less of people with visible tattoos. That goes double for women. Especially if they have Chinese characters or dolphins. As someone with tats, a small visible one, friends with tats and a wife with one, I'm gonna go ahead and say you're making a big mistake. Some of the best ppl I know have tats. Even my pastor admired the one I have as a wedding ring and said he had thought of doing something similar.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 14, 2012 06:22 PM (GEICT)

132 Beware Two Way Traffic.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 06:22 PM (fGgg4)

133 Okay, that's what I get for not reading far enough. Yes, the Cal State story is accurate as written up by Maet. Mea culpa.

Posted by: joncelli at August 14, 2012 06:22 PM (CWlPF)

134 I was just telling the wife the other day that people with tattoos just strike me as bored, wanting something to talk about or show off.

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 06:23 PM (MMC8r)

135 "Def understandable. Did you get the "tattoo high" after the tats were done?
Posted by: BCochran1981"

So very high! Endorphins are the best high, ever. Now I just eat habanero sauce to get the same effect.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 06:23 PM (d6TfZ)

136 When the Sun comes up tomorrow, we'll have 83 days until Election Day...and 84 days until the Zombie Apocalypse. We live in interesting times, and the shit's about to get real. g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 14, 2012 06:23 PM (JMmQ9)

137 I may or may not be first, but I'm not getting my asshole tattooed. No way.

I had all 5,931 pages of Obamacare inked.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 14, 2012 06:23 PM (HtUdo)

138 So here is a random question - how long should a man's pant leg be?

I went to dinner with my mom tonight and she told me my pants were too short. Standing they go to my shoes, sitting 2-3 inches above.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2012 06:23 PM (AUeaU)

139

Loochs like CO sthays preddy drunk. I jusht don't believe thaat.

Posted by: Ronster at August 14, 2012 06:23 PM (ArCUN)

140 @60. Steevy there's another group I've spoken of here before. It's a PAC called SOS for Special Operations Speaks. Check 'em out and help 'em out if you can. Former special ops folks from different branches and they are not happy with the JEF.

Posted by: teej at August 14, 2012 06:23 PM (32Scy)

141 126 Traveled to San Francisco last weekend.

One of the roads within Golden Gate park has been renamed "Nancy Pelosi Drive".

Posted by: BP NJ at August 14, 2012 10:21 PM

That must be the one the city has to keep repairing the potholes on

Posted by: kbdabear at August 14, 2012 06:23 PM (Y7XKa)

142 All my body markings are ink free. Cycling, skydiving, hot header pipes, and a nice MRSA scar that looks like a bullet wound.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at August 14, 2012 06:24 PM (9HhTH)

143 Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 14, 2012 10:16 PM (lJJMb) And yeah, dolphins and Chinese characters? Not a fan of those either.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 14, 2012 06:24 PM (GEICT)

144 Hope and Change .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 06:24 PM (lo/S5)

145 "I was just telling the wife the other day that people with tattoos just strike me as bored, wanting something to talk about or show off."

...or not liking thier own bodies very much.

actually i think alot of them are bored and just following the latest trend. a trend that should have never been.

Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at August 14, 2012 06:24 PM (G3cj8)

146 My thoughts after making an unscheduled visit to the Lancaster, CA summer festival two years ago: Attention young white chicks - if you're kinda chunky, pale and a bit nondescript, getting a tattoo will not make you sexier, more interesting, or thinner. You'll just be a chunky, pale, boring chick with a tat.

Posted by: Mætenloch at August 14, 2012 06:24 PM (pAlYe)

147

18-1, I recall Goldhagen (Hitler's Willing Executioners) focused mostly - at least made news, historically speaking - on the special police battalions that did so much of the "routine" murder in Poland and the other eastern territories. Not very much on the high-level stuff like the role of the churches, the Nazi interactions with the Vatican, etc.

I believe the middle volume of Richard Evan's Nazi history trilogy deals extensively with the resistance of the churches to the early euthanasia programs (dry runs for what came later in some respects). Your point about that is correct, and it's a very impressive (and sad) story.

As to the famous VJ Day photo, until recently there was a nice 100-ft tall statue of the event right next to the USS Midway museum in San Diego. Today I heard it will be replaced (I was worried to see it gone a few weeks ago) with a permanent metal statue. It's great. Right next to it is a great monument to Bob Hope and the USO - to the other side is a nice memorial to Taffy III (the gallant task group that confronted an enormous Japanese surface force at the Battle of Leyte Gulf in October 1944). Had the pleasure of explaining all three to a Scottish tourist a few weeks back when I was down there during the lunch break from jury duty/selection (wasn't selected).

Posted by: non-purist at August 14, 2012 06:24 PM (xfxTk)

148 "bored, wanting something to talk about or show off.
Posted by: nickless"

Honestly, mine are all on my ankles, and they stay covered most of the time. I only show them to people I trust. Or talk about them online to people I don't even know! LOL!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 06:24 PM (d6TfZ)

149 Standing they go to my shoes, sitting 2-3 inches above Waaaaaaaaaay too short

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 06:25 PM (fGgg4)

150 138 So here is a random question - how long should a man's pant leg be?

I went to dinner with my mom tonight and she told me my pants were too short. Standing they go to my shoes, sitting 2-3 inches above.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2012 10:23 PM

It should show me Ivy League argyles when crossing the leg, and must have a perfect crease.

Posted by: David Brooks at August 14, 2012 06:25 PM (Y7XKa)

151 Did I read that right? I can now force my boss to get a tattoo? I guess I see where that could be fun, but this class warfare rhetoric has just gone too far.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 14, 2012 06:25 PM (mxnUd)

152 someone tell that ignorant O'Douche that 'lucky' and 'fortunate' are synonyms

Posted by: Augie in St Augustine at August 14, 2012 06:25 PM (Dll6b)

153 Tattoos look good for five minutes. In college in Germany, I volunteered in a cancer ward with mostly old men, alot of them were soldiers in WWII and most of them had tattoos. They had no families, so we sat with them, bathed them, held their hands while they were dying. One thing I will never forget is those damned tattoos that looked liked shriveled maps that nobody could read. Turned me off that shit forever

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 14, 2012 06:25 PM (uVuwp)

154 128 Fluffy,

well I think so...is Bawney Fwank the tatoo artist....him or Elton John is an automatic deal breaker...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 06:25 PM (LRFds)

155 I've been wondering what the honorable Mr. Obama will do with his free time starting in January. Any brilliant Mo-Ron predictions?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 14, 2012 06:25 PM (hgSh3)

156 My favorite part of the Stranger Danger video is where Darrell from 'The Office' threatens to kill the kid's dog if he tells anyone.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at August 14, 2012 06:26 PM (azHfB)

157

So all these young folk with these elaborate tats especially around the neck.
What will they look like when they reach their 60's, 70's, 80's?

Posted by: YIKES! at August 14, 2012 06:26 PM (Z3bkC)

158 Someone requested meteor summonings?

Posted by: Unclefacts, now with even more summoning power. at August 14, 2012 06:26 PM (6IReR)

159 and another thing: WTF is the deal with Teh Won now doing his whiney bitch act about the "top 2%"? By October, he'll be raggin' on the "top 20%"

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 14, 2012 06:26 PM (JMmQ9)

160 On a woman they call them"tramp stamps." That always seemed apt to me.

Posted by: CMU VET at August 14, 2012 06:27 PM (dPSpR)

161 "If you can read this, you're following too close"

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 14, 2012 06:27 PM (ccXZP)

162 So very high! Endorphins are the best high, ever. Now I just eat habanero sauce to get the same effect. Lol. I wasn't stoned, but I felt pretty damn good. Love hot sauces, but never had that experience.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 14, 2012 06:27 PM (GEICT)

163 Has anyone ever seen anyone with an Obama tattoo?

I haven't, but idiots like that surely exist

Posted by: kbdabear at August 14, 2012 06:27 PM (Y7XKa)

164 and someone tell sven that Romney-Ryan are going to win, and win Big

to calm him, and because..........because they will win.

Posted by: Augie in St Augustine at August 14, 2012 06:27 PM (Dll6b)

165 155 I've been wondering what the honorable Mr. Obama will do with his free time starting in January. Any brilliant Mo-Ron predictions? Getting lots of tats .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 06:27 PM (lo/S5)

166 138 18-1,

A gentleman's pants should be approximately 1/5th over the bottom of the remaining space between the bottom of the ankle when wearing shoes.....

unless you're in england and then just over the middle.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 06:27 PM (LRFds)

167 What will they look like when they reach their 60's, 70's, 80's? Stupid Next question?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 06:28 PM (fGgg4)

168 "Tattoos look good for five minutes."

....i see professional tattoos by my friends and the random customers at work and youre correct, they do look like shit after a bit. everything looks like a colored blobby mess...dare i say...from about 5 ft away alot of it resembles rotted flesh or scabs.

Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at August 14, 2012 06:28 PM (G3cj8)

169 I've been wondering what the honorable Mr. Obama will do with his free time starting in January. Any brilliant Mo-Ron predictions? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 14, 2012 10:25 PM (hgSh3) Go and find his real Daddy, and then figure out who fathered his children?

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 14, 2012 06:28 PM (uVuwp)

170

Dermatologist friend who's very involved in R&D and testing says the venture capital being poured into improved tattoo-removal is gigantic. Rare situation in medicine where a very large future demand is nearly certain to develop on a fairly predictable time-table. He says not much progress so far, but of course if someone finds the better mousetrap it's gonna huge.

Posted by: non-purist at August 14, 2012 06:28 PM (xfxTk)

171 This side up.

Posted by: Reggie "Bodyman" Luv at August 14, 2012 06:28 PM (YYyqq)

172

went to dinner with my mom tonight and she told me my pants were too
short. Standing they go to my shoes, sitting 2-3 inches above.

Standing, they should be high enough to show off all the tatoos on your ankles.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 14, 2012 06:28 PM (2d71t)

173 With all the comings and goings, my anus is exciting enough for me.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 14, 2012 06:29 PM (f/iJp)

174 Oh, kewl. Asshole tats will make me cooler!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at August 14, 2012 06:29 PM (dKV5k)

175

Anus tattoo girl: Is she a die-hard Democrat, perchance?

I can imagine how the Obama Donut would be drawn ...

... it's how the Biden Bacon Strip would be drawn that really weirds me out ...

Posted by: Arbalest at August 14, 2012 06:30 PM (mp8nS)

176 At one time I was going to go for a full back Quetzalcoat tat, just to be (non)PC - but it wasn't worth even pricing - specially once I figured out I already was gifted with a free sepia ink style "O"Bama ass-tat.

You may already have one too. Proudly show it off next time Obama comes to your town.

Posted by: Rmoney Voter at August 14, 2012 06:30 PM (Eq5Eh)

177 I am unhappy with the aggressiveness of the Romney/Ryan campaign. They need to treat the President of The United States with the respect that he deserves, and is owed by the American people. It seems almost racist the way they are criticizing him.

We can win if we take the high road the way that McCain did in 2008.

Posted by: Linus and Peppermint Patty's first blowjob at August 14, 2012 06:30 PM (2b4yb)

178 That bar density thing is very accurate. I just spent a couple of weeks up there (golfing and guzzling beer). No shortages of bars. I grew up in the Northwest of PA. I new there were a lot of bars so its nice to see I wasn't wrong.

Posted by: stillers at August 14, 2012 06:30 PM (gVUg0)

179 The one that really spoke to me was the "Getting a Job" trap.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 14, 2012 06:30 PM (qyQRd)

180 The National WWII Museum in New Orleans is making progress restoring PT-305.

http://tinyurl.com/8m9heel

PT-305 is a Higgins of New Orleans built 78ft PT boat. The boat saw action in the Mediterranean. She participated in the invasion of Elba, remember this island was a place Napoleon spent some time. Though her oddest mission happened on April 19/20 1944 when PT-305 and PT-302 fired the last three Mark VIII torpedoes on hand into the harbor of Porto Maurizio. A single loud explosion was heard. Once operations in the Mediterranean were concluded, PT-305 and the other boats were shipped back to New York. In New York they were being readied for combat operations in the Pacific when the war ended.

If anyone wants to help with labor or parts on restoring this rare ship. Contact the museum.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 06:30 PM (V2inB)

181 Kolbe was canonized by Pope John Paul II in 1982 and today is his feast day. Is there anyone left on this planet with that much faith?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 06:31 PM (9TTOe)

182 174 Oh, kewl. Asshole tats will make me cooler! Posted by: Meghan McCain at August 14, 2012 10:29 PM (dKV5k) Don't ruin it!! You already have the kind of ass I'd beat with a car antenna!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 14, 2012 06:31 PM (fGgg4)

183 'Oncoming Traffic Does Not Yield'

Posted by: Road Sign / Anus Tattoo at August 14, 2012 06:31 PM (Y6yoZ)

184 Linus and Peppermint Patty's first blowjob Finally , something to tatoo on my bung hole .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 06:32 PM (lo/S5)

185 Man Romney's commenst on "go back to Chicago!" sure never heard that stuff from McIdiot.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 14, 2012 06:32 PM (2d71t)

186 138 So here is a random question - how long should a man's pant leg be?

I went to dinner with my mom tonight and she told me my pants were too short. Standing they go to my shoes, sitting 2-3 inches above.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2012 10:23 PM (AUeaU)

I'm outing myself as an asshole here, but you asked, and I do know the answer: pants with a crease should have either a half-break or full-break (the break being how much the crease near your shin collapses) when standing, unless you're British or an otherwise compromised Euro. If the front seam of your pants does not have a "kink" in it when you stand, the pants are too short. If the pants can be stepped on by the heel of your shoes, you've gone too long.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 14, 2012 06:33 PM (lJJMb)

187 I've got a small tat above my right ankle. It looks just as awesome as it did when I got it 12 years ago. The color is just amazing. If you're ever at Waikiki, find the post office and go across the street: that guy has skills.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 14, 2012 06:33 PM (mxnUd)

188

I'm clearly not understanding this ass tat thing. Are the ass tats around the bumhole, or actually inside the anus....? I can't....it's just...why?????? What kind of fucking idiot would do this? What kind of a culture encourages this?

Yes, SMOD now, please.

Posted by: Gem at August 14, 2012 06:33 PM (zw+pb)

189 Has anyone ever seen anyone with an Obama tattoo?
I haven't, but idiots like that surely exist
Posted by: kbdabear at August 14, 2012 10:27 PM (Y7XKa)

It is advise not to do a search on Obama tattoo.
That is a rather large tribe of stupid out there.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 14, 2012 06:33 PM (Z3bkC)

190 'Mom'

Posted by: Anus Tattoo at August 14, 2012 06:33 PM (Y6yoZ)

191 Burning Down the House:

Fisker Lights Fire Under CEO Post, Hires Former Chevy Volt Head

http://tinyurl.com/c3coamm

Posawatz is Fisker's third CEO this year and he joins the company as it struggles to rebound a series of high-profile quality and financial setbacks with the launch of its flagship plug-in hybrid sports car, the Karma.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 14, 2012 06:33 PM (Y7XKa)

192 "Sh*t gets real."

Posted by: CMU VET at August 14, 2012 06:34 PM (dPSpR)

193 You have to treat a new tattoo with respect: no getting it wet for a week, no chlorine for a week, no sun, and every time you go in the sun afterwards, heavy sunscreen. I got my first one 15 years ago and it still looks brand new.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 06:34 PM (d6TfZ)

194 "HOV lane"

Posted by: Here's Your Sign at August 14, 2012 06:34 PM (hgSh3)

195 Goldhagen wrote a long essay for the New Republic attacking the Catholic Church which he extended into a book "A Moral Reckoning"

Apparently being humiliated by most of the top scholars in his field once wasn't enough for the man.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2012 06:34 PM (AUeaU)

196 I really don't want to think about that tat 'fad' at all. I do not think there is enough brain bleach in the universe if I thought about it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 06:35 PM (V2inB)

197 Evening (errr, late night) all.

Happy birfday to my own self.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2012 06:35 PM (UOM48)

198 It is advise not to do a search on Obama tattoo. That is a rather large tribe of stupid out there. Posted by: YIKES! at August 14, 2012 10:33 PM (Z3bkC) Their parents prolly have Garfield Tats.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 06:35 PM (9TTOe)

199 147 Since they were switching to Mark XIII torpedoes they decided to launch the surplus fish into enemy held ports from long range.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 06:35 PM (6o4Fb)

200 190 'Mom' Of course you know that upside down MoM looks different .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 06:35 PM (lo/S5)

201 Another job opening in the Navy as the skipper of USS Pittsburgh has been relieved after allegedly having an affair and then faking his death after knocking up his mistress.

Posted by: CDR M at August 14, 2012 06:36 PM (dKV5k)

202 Happy b'day Jane!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 06:36 PM (V2inB)

203 One stupid bitch with an anus tat is hardly the downfall of civilization.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 14, 2012 06:36 PM (2d71t)

204 Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 10:34 PM (d6TfZ)

Chacun a son gout.

But...I think that tattoos are just mutilation of God's gift to man.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 14, 2012 06:37 PM (2b4yb)

205 "Standing, they shouldbe highenough to show off all the tatoos on your ankles.
Posted by: USS Diversity"

ROFL!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 06:37 PM (d6TfZ)

206 @StPatrick_TN - both of my tattoos are not visible when I'm appropriate clothed. I work in defense, a very conservative industry. My tattoos are not for them, they're for me. One is a phoenix. I've crashed and burned and risen from the ashes a number of times - stronger than before. The other is a combination of a yin-yang symbol, the sun, and a triscelion. I drew both of them because I didn't want to see my art on anyone else.

@CMU VET - one is on my lower back. My cousin told me, many years after I had it done, that it was called a tramp stamp but he took it further. He said, "Oh, so you have a tramp stamp on your whore spot." I told him if he thought that was my whore spot, he needed an anatomy lesson.

I like my ink. I don't regret either tattoo. Both were thought about for a couple of years before I had them done. The design and the location were both considered. While I would like another, I probably won't, although I may have the two touched up.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at August 14, 2012 06:37 PM (otfJ1)

207 One stupid bitch with an anus tat ishardly the downfall of civilization. Posted by: USS Diversity at August 14, 2012 10:36 PM (2d71t) Ya gotta admit it's a pretty crappy idea.

Posted by: eman at August 14, 2012 06:37 PM (u3Rkr)

208 Happy birthday Mrs. D'oh . Been a good week for you .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 06:37 PM (lo/S5)

209 Of course you know that upside down MoM looks different .

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Zombie Wendy O Williams at August 14, 2012 06:38 PM (HtUdo)

210 Posted by: CDR M at August 14, 2012 10:36 PM (dKV5k)

I'll take that job.

What a fucking retard.

Commander of a US Navy fast-attack sub...or a bit of strange on the side.

I guess all the stories about the Navy are true.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 14, 2012 06:38 PM (2b4yb)

211 Paul Ryan has a plan you can actually read before it's passed, unlike ObamaCare.

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 06:38 PM (MMC8r)

212 CDR M. What??!?!?

SSN-720 CO was sticking his torpedo where? What was the XO doing? Sticking his head in the head? How about the Goat Locker?

Any word if CO of USS Porter has been relieved for cause after trying to play chicken with that oil tanker?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 06:38 PM (V2inB)

213 Happy Birthday, Jane!

Posted by: eman at August 14, 2012 06:39 PM (u3Rkr)

214 On a woman they call them"tramp stamps." That always seemed apt to me. OK, so I'm a Mormon, and the church isn't big on tattoos. So, on Christmas Eve, I'm cleaning the church with this other member, and he bends over, and I see this magnificent sunburst tramp stamp on his backside.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at August 14, 2012 06:39 PM (azHfB)

215 I've had my tats for 6 yrs, 4 yrs and 2 yrs. all look great. Never had any real issues.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 14, 2012 06:39 PM (GEICT)

216 203 One stupid bitch with an anus tat ishardly the downfall of civilization. Posted by: USS Diversity at August 14, 2012 10:36 PM (2d71t) Nope, but it certainly isn't a positive sign.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 06:39 PM (9TTOe)

217 "Love hot sauces, but never had that experience.
Posted by: BCochran1981"

Gotta get 'em hot, then consume for a while. Trust me, it works.

And, Happy Birthday to you, Jane!! Hope young D'oh will be home soon to celebrate with you.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 06:39 PM (d6TfZ)

218 I just wore out the husband and he's asleep. So I suppose it's been a good night. Or something. Sigh.

The last two nights melatonin have given me horrible nightmares, so I'm afraid to take any more. But I'm wide awake right now.

Must.Sleep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2012 06:39 PM (UOM48)

219 Happy Birthday, Jane! Hope this is your best year yet!

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at August 14, 2012 06:40 PM (otfJ1)

220 I'm wondering about the likelihood of infection on a fresh anal tattoo. Seems that's almost a given.

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 06:40 PM (MMC8r)

221 Anyone know if the X-51A test went off today? Can't find any news about it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 06:41 PM (Q4gra)

222 Anna, time will tell inre USS Porter. Information Dissemination had some great links of the AIS tracks for the civilian ships involved. Some SWO guys at work were really scratching their heads over this one though.

Posted by: CDR M at August 14, 2012 06:41 PM (dKV5k)

223 How's my driving?
Call 888-555-6969

Posted by: andycanuck at August 14, 2012 06:41 PM (vDl/w)

224 Must.Sleep. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2012 10:39 PM (UOM4

Here's some MATH. Ambian+Shirazz=Good nights sleep. Chemistry is your friend.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 06:41 PM (9TTOe)

225 Must.Sleep.

Green Hornet is on Encore.

Posted by: joh at August 14, 2012 06:42 PM (HtUdo)

226 " Seems that's almost a given. Posted by: nickless"

It's probably like purposefully giving yourself hemorroids. Ew.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 06:42 PM (d6TfZ)

227 happy birthday, Jane

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 14, 2012 06:42 PM (JMmQ9)

228 Cut along dotted line

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 14, 2012 06:42 PM (ccXZP)

229 65 Or piercings for that matter, reverse prince albert (SHUDDER)

It's called a Dolphin, how about "Appadravia?"

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 06:42 PM (YKOnu)

230 221 Anyone know if the X-51A test went off today? Can't find any news about it. Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 10:41 PM (Q4gra) It probably achieved ludicrous speed and hit some worm hole and has disappeared.

Posted by: CDR M at August 14, 2012 06:42 PM (dKV5k)

231 I hope that tat artist is playing "Ring of Fire" while using his stabby needles on that poor female's poop-chute.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at August 14, 2012 06:42 PM (41zfH)

232 Anyone know if the X-51A test went off today? Can't find any news about it. Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 10:41 PM (Q4gra) Something about the rocket not seperating, in the ocean it went.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 06:42 PM (9TTOe)

233 Okay, I'll cop to something re: tattoos. Our son was in a behavioral therapy program a few years ago, and we wound up with a hot therapist. At one point, she bent over and I got a flash of a tramp-stamp tattoo that said 'BadKitty.' For those few moments, I was totally in favor of tattoos.

Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 06:43 PM (MMC8r)

234 You wore out your husband and you guess it's a good night???

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 14, 2012 06:43 PM (GEICT)

235 So I'm at the airport in Chicago waiting for my flight...and this is the tattoo'd guy who I see: http://blog.modelmanagement.com/2011/03/04/model-rick-genest-zombie-boy-becomes-fashion-sensation/ First thought...you don't work anyplace that people can actually see you right? Second thought...you don't like yourself very much. Third thought...OUCH!

Posted by: Brian in BC at August 14, 2012 06:43 PM (3lxx0)

236 The Eric Holder Justice Department has filed this brief in the United States Supreme Court defending racial preferences at the University of Texas. (Texas, by the way, is also vigorously defending the racial preferences.) Abigail Fisher, who is white, is challenging race preferences that cost her a slot at the University of Texas law school. Because the racial spoils go to ObamaÂ’s most loyal political constituency, people of color, naturally Eric HolderÂ’s Justice Department is defending them by spending your tax dollars paying lawyers to write the brief. None of that is a surprise. What is surprising is the argument the Justice Department makes in the brief Â— that racial preferences are vital to national security: It is a pressing necessity in an era of intense competition in the global economy and ever evolving worldwide national-security threats. The government, moreover, has a vital interest in drawing its personnel Â— many of whom will eventually become its civilian and military leaders Â— from a well-qualified and diverse pool of university and service-academy graduates of all backgrounds who possess the understanding of diversity that is necessary to govern and defend the United States.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 06:43 PM (6o4Fb)

237 'Unclaimed Items Held For 30 Days'

Posted by: Anus Tattoo at August 14, 2012 06:43 PM (Y6yoZ)

238 Please Recycle

Posted by: eman at August 14, 2012 06:43 PM (u3Rkr)

239

Read the story on that Pittsburgh skipper. he emailed the girl pretending to be someone else, telling her that "we couldn't save him, he asked me to email you if this ever happened"

I'd relieve him too, ya gotta be more crafty than that.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 14, 2012 06:43 PM (2d71t)

240 Asshole tats? I've apparently led a very sheltered life...

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 14, 2012 06:43 PM (LxhAo)

241 Jane: Happy birthday. You share this birthday with my beloved Dad. He would have been 96 today. I miss him every damned day. Also Happy V J Day; that's Victory over Japan Day for you youngins. After 3 1/2 years in the Army the War ended on his birthday. His Mother was doing some heavy praying for him. He's always been my Number One Hero. Ronald W. Reagan is second.

Posted by: CMU VET at August 14, 2012 06:44 PM (dPSpR)

242 Something about the rocket not seperating, in the ocean it went.

Gah, that sucks.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 06:44 PM (Q4gra)

243 @135 endorphin = ENDOgenous morhPHINe just so you know, that's the heroin high. you could skip scalding your tongue with capscaicin...seems you're already good with needles. i hate tattoos and punctures and blood and all that nasty shit. my doctor says i'm highly evolved ! :p i DO push it 2 miles a day for my fix, tho...so i can't judge you for being an endorphin junkie.

Posted by: jimi ray at August 14, 2012 06:44 PM (79EF9)

244 Happy Birthday Jane!! And now the clothes dryer is buzzing and it's past my bedtime so... Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at August 14, 2012 06:44 PM (32Scy)

245 At one point, she bent over and I got a flash of a tramp-stamp tattoo that said 'BadKitty.' O...M...G. "No, no honey, I'll take jr to therapy. Nooooo problem."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 14, 2012 06:45 PM (GEICT)

246 Happy birthday Miz D'oh. May all your best dreams come true.

Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at August 14, 2012 06:45 PM (JB7VT)

247 Does this ass make my tat look big?

Posted by: The Mooch at August 14, 2012 06:45 PM (ccXZP)

248

I'm thinking the Prez already has a talk show lined up, sort of a late night couch schmooze and giggle-fest. Instead of a 'sidekick' it'll be just ex-POTUS and his teleprompter kicking it with his Hollywood buds. The opening monologues ought to be awesome!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 14, 2012 06:45 PM (hgSh3)

249 Here's some MATH. Ambian+Shirazz=Good nights sleep. Chemistry is your friend.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 10:41 PM (9TTOe)

Speaking from past experience, since I'm a shitty sleeper, yes, that will work. However, speaking for my fellow (few though they may be) chemists here on
AoS, that ain't chemistry. It's just self-medication. If I hadn't made it clear over the past several years, I'm a bit of a pedant like that.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 14, 2012 06:45 PM (lJJMb)

250 I'll be in Pittsburgh on Thursday evening.

Any recommendations for a great bar? great restaurants?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 14, 2012 06:45 PM (2b4yb)

251 I take the last sentence refers to Pittsburgh and her very odd CO. Yeah its a head scratcher.

Here is Bubblehead's blog post on this event. Ward had been CO for only one week before being relieved of command. Seems he was harpooning a sweet 23 yr old he had met on a dating site in 2011. Just started to read the comments.

http://tinyurl.com/bn4nqyh

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 06:45 PM (V2inB)

252 Here's the link to the USS Pittsburgh story. http://tinyurl.com/8f84r38

Posted by: CDR M at August 14, 2012 06:45 PM (dKV5k)

253 I've been away from the HQ for two days. Has anyone seen the piece on Mooch on Leno, and The Beast scolding little Gabby, the Olympic gymnast, about eating a *gasp!!!!* McDonald's breakfast sandwich, after returning home?

If Leno had even had one ball, he should have leaned over his desk, looked Mooch's ass up and down, and rolled his eyes at the audience.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2012 06:46 PM (UOM48)

254 Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at August 14, 2012 10:45 PM (JB7VT)

Mine already did!

Posted by: Mr. D'oh at August 14, 2012 06:46 PM (2b4yb)

255 Happy Birthday Jane!

Posted by: CDR M at August 14, 2012 06:46 PM (dKV5k)

256 I wish Gabby had a chick-fil-a sandwich instead.

Posted by: CDR M at August 14, 2012 06:47 PM (dKV5k)

257 @242 the media reports of the past couple of days GREATLY OVERSTATED the reliability of current technology to travel in the hypersonic regime. these guys are wasting money when what they need to be doing is upgrading their CFD game. maybe if NASA wasn't wasting so much money on GREEN TECH.

Posted by: jimi ray at August 14, 2012 06:48 PM (79EF9)

258 If Leno had even had one ball, he should have leaned over his desk, looked Mooch's ass up and down, and rolled his eyes at the audience. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2012 10:46 PM (UOM4

I have lost all respect for Leno. Gabby should have looked at her and said "I got a gold medal you fat bitch, wat u got"?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 06:48 PM (9TTOe)

259 The anus tattoo... kind of reminded me of this... because I'm a sick intercourse... http://youtu.be/FoYiAERXv3s (Language)

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at August 14, 2012 06:48 PM (azHfB)

260 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2012 10:46 PM (UOM4

Jebus, and if you're going to "splurge" at McD's, the Egg McMuffin is the least offensive (calorie/fat-wise) on the menu.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at August 14, 2012 06:48 PM (otfJ1)

261 The long vertical stripe in NW MN on the bar density map is St. Louis Co. Home to Virginia MN (the Iron Range and a small city with more bars on Main St. than any non-college town I've ever seen) and gateway to the BWCA (Boundary Waters Canoe Area which is beautiful and surrounded by Sportsmens bars including one called the Sportsmens bar).

Also home to 2 wild and 1 captive wolf packs, a bear refuge, and my boat which I'm not getting a chance to fish in this year.

Posted by: DaveA at August 14, 2012 06:49 PM (DVJEd)

262 maybe if NASA wasn't wasting so much money on GREEN TECH. I thought they were focused on Muslim outreach?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 14, 2012 06:49 PM (GEICT)

263 If the pants can be stepped on by the heel of your shoes, you've gone too long.
I'm always tripping over mine.

Posted by: joe 'super genius' biden at August 14, 2012 06:50 PM (vDl/w)

264 My mom passed away three years ago this October, on what would have been her's and my late dad's 60th anniversary.

She called me every morning of every birthday once I moved away from home, and sang "Happy Birthday" to me. I miss her more than words can tell.

The greatest gift I could have today, is knowing my kid is leaving A-Stan. That's all I want.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2012 06:50 PM (UOM48)

265 So along the lines of back tattoos, I had a female friend in college get her belly button pierced.

She was rather attractive and seemed to greatly enjoy showing it off...but she was perhaps a bit naive...

I was at lunch with her and a mutual, male, friend. I said to Chris, hey do you know Meg got something pierced? Would you like to show him Meg?

Meg agreed, stood up and started pulling her shirt up.

Chris's eyes start to bulge out of his head. Then he got confused as she stopped at her stomach. And much to Meg's surprise, as he realized what she had in fact gotten pierced, he started muttering "God-dammit" over and over.

This particular woman also had a weird thing about randomly biting people...which is all fun and games until she nails the nerve in your neck when you didn't realize she was there.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2012 06:50 PM (AUeaU)

266 ...you have to beat himÂ… this meme will beat him... Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 09:48 PM (LRFds) *********************** Sven wants to "beath the black guy"!!!! RACIST!!!!!!eleventy!!!

Posted by: Dino Media, Inc. at August 14, 2012 06:50 PM (eQnzo)

267 @249 speaking for the only bioengineer-turned-physicist that i know of here on aoshq, what the fuck do you propose "medication" is, if not chemistry?

Posted by: jimi ray at August 14, 2012 06:50 PM (79EF9)

268 Enter at your own risk .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 06:52 PM (lo/S5)

269 268 @249 speaking for the only bioengineer-turned-physicist that i know of here on aoshq, what the fuck do you propose "medication" is, if not chemistry? A bitchin good time?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 14, 2012 06:52 PM (GEICT)

270 I got a tattoo of one of the Seven Dwarves on my biceps when I was 25. Now thirty years later it's Droopy!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 14, 2012 06:52 PM (hgSh3)

271 I've onsidered getting a narrow ankle bracelet tat. I asmed a lady who had onw what it was like and she said she'd have three more kids before getting tatoo wofk done on a boney surface again. Guess I won't be getti.g one after all.

Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at August 14, 2012 06:52 PM (JB7VT)

272 If Romney/Ryan win, I'm going to have my hard-on tattoed with the entire text of Obamacare with a big red X through it.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at August 14, 2012 06:52 PM (nZvGM)

273 Posted by: jimi ray at August 14, 2012 10:50 PM (79EF9)

Empiricism is dead.

Don't fight it. Just kill yourself with an overdose of a homeopathic remedy.

Posted by: Mr. D'oh at August 14, 2012 06:52 PM (2b4yb)

274 At one point, she bent over and I got a flash of a tramp-stamp tattoo that said 'BadKitty.'
***
So, uh, Ms Psychologist, how much for a, uh, private session.

Posted by: Some Suave Moron at August 14, 2012 06:53 PM (AUeaU)

275 I hate this software.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 14, 2012 06:53 PM (2b4yb)

276 'night, morons.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 14, 2012 06:53 PM (lJJMb)

277 CDR M. Thanks! Our son should be wheels up out of Shitcanistan soon. He's flying home with a buddy whose family is traveling down here for a Corps graduation of a family friend. Our son and his buddy plan to dress in their dress blues and attend the graduation.

Son is due home on leave in early Sept. I'm going to hug him so hard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2012 06:53 PM (UOM48)

278 many bars in Northern California, there are

Posted by: Augie in St Augustine at August 14, 2012 06:53 PM (Dll6b)

279 Sven wants to "beath the black guy"!!!! RACIST!!!!!!eleventy!!!
***
Uh. What?

Posted by: Rocky at August 14, 2012 06:54 PM (AUeaU)

280 272 I've onsidered getting a narrow ankle bracelet tat. I asmed a lady who had onw what it was like and she said she'd have three more kids before getting tatoo wofk done on a boney surface again. Guess I won't be getti.g one after all. Yeah, boney areas suck. The one on my finger hurt waaaaaay worse than the two on my back.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 14, 2012 06:54 PM (GEICT)

281 Discreet tats aren't objectionable, what is disgusting is the hardware on the face. Nothing better than talking with a pretty girl and having her reveal a tongue stud.

And i don't want to even talk about genital piercing.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 14, 2012 06:54 PM (SAMxH)

282 happy birthday jane <3

Posted by: Unclefacts, now with even more summoning power. at August 14, 2012 06:54 PM (6IReR)

283 Only think I've considered getting tattoed with is scripture; specifically 2 Nephi 5:27

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at August 14, 2012 06:55 PM (azHfB)

284 Polliwogette, Your keyboard seems compromised .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 06:55 PM (lo/S5)

285 @263 lol, that too >.< in case you didn't hear about it...and you probably didn't, because our media isn't terribly keen on highlighting the failures of "green tech", here's a story from WaPo (sowwy :/) about the morpheus green lander crashing and burning: http://tinyurl.com/gawdjaxissocute a rather proper living metaphor for the spectacular lack of success of green tech ventures of late!

Posted by: jimi ray at August 14, 2012 06:55 PM (79EF9)

286 Good evening. Strapping Young Lad, anyone? Not that I'm giving you a choice.

SYL - Love? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN7f31r_Kj4

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 06:55 PM (HWUv9)

287 Oh. You're talking about pants. Never mind.

Posted by: joe 'super genius' biden at August 14, 2012 06:56 PM (vDl/w)

288 I like seeing Romney give it to King Putt. Story in nick.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at August 14, 2012 06:56 PM (MrM2k)

289 If some chick wants to get a rose on her ankle or something, that's fine. It's the full-on Yakuza arm-and-back tattoos that bother me. Why not just get big block letters across your face spelling "UNEMPLOYABLE"?

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 14, 2012 06:57 PM (Rc0hz)

290 And of course someone on Bubblehead's blog gives pointers on how not to get caught when doing these kinds of activities.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 06:57 PM (V2inB)

291 Good Night all- stay safe!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 14, 2012 06:57 PM (hgSh3)

292 Re: egg-a-muffin.

Jay didn't hand her the microphone because she ate the last one.

Posted by: sTevo at August 14, 2012 06:57 PM (VMcEw)

293 Husband and I were looking at a new car for me last week, and the young female saleswoman who assisted us had a huge skull tat on her neck, and one arm was all ink.

She was young, seemed smart, and pretty. Couldn't take our eyes off the skull on her neck. And we were looking at a high-end dealership.

My husband said, "Does she realize what that skull on her neck is going to look like in her 40s, 50s, 60s?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2012 06:57 PM (UOM48)

294 Why not just get big block letters across your face spelling "UNEMPLOYABLE"?
***
Spelling is hard man.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at August 14, 2012 06:57 PM (AUeaU)

295 Will Soledad O'Brien get an anal tat around her mouth that says Obama?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 06:57 PM (V2inB)

296 "Tongue stud?" You rang??

Posted by: CMU VET at August 14, 2012 06:58 PM (dPSpR)

297 "Dude, it feels so f**king good," screams the naked woman getting her boyfriend's name tattooed in her asshole at a Florida tattoo convention.

Posted by: Amy Winehouse at August 14, 2012 06:58 PM (HPQnO)

298

"All we're saying is after that, maybe you can do a little bit more to help pay down this deficit..."

Ok, now I'm the opposite of rich, but, MOTHERFUCKER YOU RAN UP THE FUCKING DEFICIT, YOU PAY IT DOWN ASSHOLE.

Sorry for the caps. Not really

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 14, 2012 06:58 PM (eoedh)

299 Will Soledad O'Brien get an anal tat around her mouth that says Obama?
***
Bucks for Barack

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at August 14, 2012 06:58 PM (AUeaU)

300 "For those few moments, I was totally in favor of tattoos.
Posted by: nickless"

See?! Not all bad, right?! *snerk*

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 06:59 PM (d6TfZ)

301 If some chick wants to get a rose on her ankle or something, that's fine. It's the full-on Yakuza arm-and-back tattoos that bother me. Why not just get big block letters across your face spelling "UNEMPLOYABLE"? Posted by: Trimegistus at August 14, 2012 10:57 PM (Rc0hz) Maybe one around the groinal region that says "entrance in rear"?

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 06:59 PM (HWUv9)

302 OMG, excuse me while I throw my Kindle against the wall. Cutoff for comments is complete inability to spell, so I guess I'm out for the night. Hope you all can figure out what the heck my last comment was saying.

Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at August 14, 2012 07:00 PM (JB7VT)

303 Dude, it feels so f**king good," screams the naked woman getting her boyfriend's name tattooed in her asshole at a Florida tattoo convention.
***
See, you have nothing to fear from the IRS

Posted by: IRS at August 14, 2012 07:00 PM (AUeaU)

304 St. Maximilian Kolbe is also the unofficial patron of ham radio operators. His callsign (before the war, of course) was SP3RN.

Posted by: Skyway Moaters at August 14, 2012 07:00 PM (jNNWD)

305 Now that I've tried to make myself the center of attention with my own shoutout to my Birfday self, thanks all.

And to Mooch lecturing little Olympic star Gabby on food choices,

FUCK OFF, BITCH. Sheesh, you fat-assed ugly scold.

That is all. Night, folks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2012 07:01 PM (UOM48)

306 Strapping Young Lad - Skeksis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjVT0MhSNeo

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 07:01 PM (HWUv9)

307 For those wondering about tats years from now, google image search "bob shaw"

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 14, 2012 07:01 PM (GEICT)

308 Polliwogette, did you really toss it against the wall? Pictures of the pieces?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:01 PM (V2inB)

309 If some chick wants to get a rose on her ankle or something, that's fine. It's the full-on Yakuza arm-and-back tattoos that bother me. Why not just get big block letters across your face spelling "UNEMPLOYABLE"?

I am reminded of this graphic from Cracked about what the location of a tattoo on a person's body said about that person.

http://tinyurl.com/lvtw2v

My favorite: "I actually cost taxes. you know, with the prison time and all."

Posted by: Armando at August 14, 2012 07:02 PM (lyStv)

310 From Bubblehead's another hi-larry-ous example of a CO stepping on his crank. Well not even CO, PCO.

'PCO on KENTUCKY was boning on-crew chop's wife while ship on patrol. When ship returned, wife announced to Chop that she was marrying PCO. Of course story got to CO and COMMODORE and PCO never made it to ship. Any surprise that his drop-dead gorgeous and extremely nice wife divorced him?'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:02 PM (V2inB)

311 That's great Jane! I'm sure your little jarhead can't wait to get home.

Posted by: CDR M at August 14, 2012 07:02 PM (dKV5k)

312 Polliwogette, Don't sweat it , you're amomgst morons here .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 07:03 PM (lo/S5)

313 Similar to Zimmerman-Trayvon Moments after his motorcycle struck a 4-year-old girl, an off-duty Chicago Police officer shot and killed the girlÂ’s irate father after he allegedly attacked the officer, the Chicago Sun Times reports. Fraternal Order of Police Spokesman Pat Camden identified the officer as a 43-year-old veteran of the Chicago Police. The officer was headed home on Saturday evening when the horrifying incident occurred. As he was driving home, the officer says he saw a child unexpectedly run into the street. In order not to strike the girl directly, the cop jumped off his motorcycle, pulling it down on its side on the pavement. However, the motorcycle skidded and flipped, hitting the 4-year-old girl and her 18-year-old cousin, John Passley. As the officer attempted to provide aide to the girl, her father, identified as Christopher Middleton, 26, came running out of a nearby restaurant and aggressively approached the officer and began shouting, officials said. The cop argues that he identified himself as a police officer but Middleton still hit him in the face and knocked him to the ground before striking him repeatedly. According to the Daily Herald, the officer said, Â“Take it easy, IÂ’m the Police.Â” But Middleton replied, Â“I donÂ’t give a f*ck who you are,Â” and punched him in the face. Passley reportedly began kicking the officer, joining Middleton in the assault. Shortly after, the officer drew his weapon and fired once, fatally wounding Middleton. He was pronounced dead at around 10:14 p.m. Saturday at Loyola Medical Center.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 07:03 PM (6o4Fb)

314 FL is full of tatted up burned out old doper party girls in their 40's and 50's now. It ain't pretty at all.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 14, 2012 07:04 PM (LxhAo)

315 Bombs Away.
Warning: Toxic Gas Zone

Actually anybody that close I'm not giving warnings.

Posted by: DaveA at August 14, 2012 07:04 PM (DVJEd)

316 In case you didn't see this on the sidebar;

Flo Fights Dirty;

My Sister Paid Progressive Insurance to Defend Her Killer In Court

http://tinyurl.com/8jqtdwa

Posted by: kbdabear at August 14, 2012 07:05 PM (Y7XKa)

317 Similar to Zimmerman-Trayvon
***
Only in modern liberal America do people think they can assault someone with a gun and get away with it.

At least Trayvon didn't know GZ was armed when he jumped him.

Speaking of which, there isn't too much in the media anymore is there?

Posted by: IRS at August 14, 2012 07:06 PM (AUeaU)

318 314 If the officer is also black it might not be a big story.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 07:06 PM (6o4Fb)

319 309 Lol, no. Too expensive. Wondering if getting a stylus would help. And look at you, being all tricky and getting me to comment again.

Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at August 14, 2012 07:06 PM (JB7VT)

320 I went to dinner with my mom tonight and she told me my pants were too
short. Standing they go to my shoes, sitting 2-3 inches above.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2012 10:23 PM (AUeaU)

Why are you questioning your mother, especially among a bunch of strangers, you little upstart? And yes, your pants are miles too short. (happy face I don't know/too lazy to do)

Posted by: Kalneva at August 14, 2012 07:06 PM (cQmXn)

321 All my body markings are ink free.

Rolling up the car window without checking kittehs head was in!

Posted by: DaveA at August 14, 2012 07:08 PM (DVJEd)

322 Polliwogette, have no idea about a stylus. Got one with the Wacom but don't think that counts.

This might make you smile, I have now written over 12,500 words on story.

And if you want those artbooks for your daughter let me know.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:08 PM (V2inB)

323 Wife's husband is obsessed with B.B.King. Wife has B tatooed on left buttock, B tattooed on right buttock. Husban comes home. Wife says look at this. Drops her drawers and shows him the new tattoo. Husband says "That's nice artwork but who in the hell is BOB?"

Posted by: harleycowboy at August 14, 2012 07:09 PM (wSTfB)

324 #24 "Caution - Live Animals"

Posted by: Richard Gere at August 14, 2012 07:10 PM (397Yw)

325 Strapping Young Lad - Two Weeks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbrTKuXIvwQ

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 07:10 PM (HWUv9)

326 This might make you smile, I have now written over 12,500 words on story. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 11:08 PM (V2inB) Congratulations! And dang you! I will not catch up... TONIGHT!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 07:11 PM (bxiXv)

327 Ok, according to AskMen apparently every type of break is ok.

http://tinyurl.com/asb7jp

And if you can't trust ASkMen who can you trust?

Hmm, medium break...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2012 07:12 PM (AUeaU)

328 Currency speculator and billionaire philanthropist George SorosÂ’ most recent 13-F report reveals two very intriguing facts: 1) He has abandoned his stake in major financials 2) He holds thousands of shares of Facebook stock Â“Soros completely dumped his stakes in Citigroup (420,000 shares), JP Morgan (701,400 shares) and Goldman Sachs (120,000 shares), leaving him with no position in any major financials at all,Â” writes Business InsiderÂ’s Linette Lopez. He also ditched tech stocks: Â“He got rid of minor stakes in Dell (3,100) and Intel (10,600).Â” And as for his position in Facebook, Soros owns 341,000 shares

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 07:12 PM (6o4Fb)

329 So, the sub commander was 43. That seems young to me. Does that sound like the right age to command a sub. Long ago I met a commander of a nuclear sub, and he seemed older than that. Or maybe attack subs are 'starter' commands?

Posted by: someone at August 14, 2012 07:14 PM (bqjJT)

330 Strapping Young Lad - Polyphony/The New Black http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6E2vQ5A30Y

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 07:14 PM (HWUv9)

331 Insurance companies will do anything to avoid paying a claim, even if its unethical, borderline criminal, and patently unfair.

I did a contract gig at Prudential Health Care years ago and their automated claims software was programmed to automatically reject certain types of claims without any examination. If the claim was resubmitted, then they'd pay it without question.

It worked this way because some bean counter had figured out that if you automatically reject perfectly valid claims, some percentage of them won't be resubmitted or challenged resulting in a substantial saving to the company.

It was a truly vile and unethical way to do business.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 14, 2012 07:14 PM (LxhAo)

332 329 Steevy,

and Tepid Air just opened up commenting to facebook....

I am just about through with facebook and google both in toto...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 07:15 PM (LRFds)

333 Â“Soros completely dumped his stakes in Citigroup (420,000 shares), JP Morgan (701,400 shares) and Goldman Sachs (120,000 shares), leaving him with no position in any major financials at all,Â” writes Business InsiderÂ’s Linette Lopez. Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 11:12 PM (6o4Fb) I am not sure of that as a percentage of portfolio, but a small part of me is saying "Oh Shit," or "Oh QE3" if you prefer.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 07:15 PM (bxiXv)

334 so soros thinks we are headed to a major crash and is stocking up on what? Gold? What currency?

Posted by: thunderb at August 14, 2012 07:16 PM (Dnbau)

335 I see Merovign has retreated to his lair of writing doom. He has a plan, a cunning plan in fact, to get ahead of me. It involves a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, two eggs, a fan belt, the sweat off Obama's brow, and a shrubbery. I fear for the world.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:16 PM (V2inB)

336 336 I see Merovign has retreated to his lair of writing doom. He has a plan, a cunning plan in fact, to get ahead of me. It involves a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, two eggs, a fan belt, the sweat off Obama's brow, and a shrubbery. I fear for the world. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 11:16 PM (V2inB) And that's just the stuff I hid under your porch. There's more!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 07:18 PM (bxiXv)

337 The first two devaluations didn't do shit, why they think another would is a genuine mystery. With people's credit shattered, and businesses puckered up waiting out Obama, flooding banks with money that will never hit the street is pointless.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 14, 2012 07:18 PM (LxhAo)

338 A song about Harry Reid(and Jerry Sandusky) "Prison Sex" It took so long to remember just what happened. I was so young and vestal then, you know it hurt me, but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive even if signs seem to tell me otherwise. I've got my hands bound, my head down , my eyes closed, and my throat wide open. Do unto others what has been done to you I'm treading water, I need to sleep a while. My lamb and martyre, you look so precious. Won't you come a bit closer, close enough so I can smell you. I need you to feel this, I can't stand to burn too long. Released in this sodomy. For one sweet moment I am whole. Do unto you now what has been done to me. You're breathing so I guess you're still alive even if signs seem to tell me otherwise. Won't you come just a bit closer, close enough so I can smell you. I need you to feel this. I need this to make me whole. There's release in this sodomy. For I am your witness that blood and flesh can be trusted. And only this one holy medium brings me piece of mind. Got your hands bound, your head down, your eyes closed. You look so precious now. I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this shit blood and cum on my hands. I've come round full circle. My lamb and martyr, this will be over soon. You look so precious.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 07:18 PM (6o4Fb)

339

329

NO! Not you being through with FB, Tepid Air just managed to get even lamer. They're the TGI McFunster's of conservative commentary sites.

Posted by: Kalneva at August 14, 2012 07:18 PM (cQmXn)

340 "Sweat off Obama's brow?" As in work sweat?????

Posted by: CMU VET at August 14, 2012 07:19 PM (dPSpR)

341 so soros thinks we are headed to a major crash and is stocking up on what? Gold? What currency?
***
If the shit hits the fan I'm guessing bullets and spam will be a better investment.

I'll have to see if my 401k has an option to invest in a Stuckeys?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2012 07:19 PM (AUeaU)

342 @steevy , Thursday , FB insiders get to trade ( unload ) a pile , as in 250 million plus shares hit the market thursday . Get Shorty .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 07:19 PM (lo/S5)

343 Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 11:18 PM (6o4Fb) www.youtube.com/watch?v=klOnDr9Xrvc

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 07:20 PM (HWUv9)

344 Oh, Great. A Writer War.

Posted by: eman at August 14, 2012 07:20 PM (u3Rkr)

345 341 "Sweat off Obama's brow?" As in work sweat????? Posted by: CMU VET at August 14, 2012 11:19 PM (dPSpR) I actually got it from George, not Barry. Much nicer to be around, actually.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 07:20 PM (bxiXv)

346 Meroving says "There's more!" Now I have to fear two or three Slap-Chops. And BTW get off my lawn!!

CMU VET, just sweat. Obama work sweat is as mythical as Skittle pooping unicorns who can do Geither's tax returns.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:21 PM (V2inB)

347 Alright folks, ambien is kicking in. G'Night!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 14, 2012 07:21 PM (GEICT)

348

"Insurance companies will do anything to avoid paying a claim, even if its unethical, borderline criminal, and patently unfair.

I did a contract gig at Prudential Health Care years ago and their automated claims software was programmed to automatically reject certain types of claims without any examination. If the claim was resubmitted, then they'd pay it without question.

It worked this way because some bean counter had figured out that if you automatically reject perfectly valid claims, some percentage of them won't be resubmitted or challenged resulting in a substantial saving to the company.

It was a truly vile and unethical way to do business."

This. Â“I created much of the intellectual foundation for what they do,Â” said Warren" course the quote refers to Occupy movement but what I meant was insurance companies rejecting claims. ha, ha, ha, ha but it's all the OTHER 1%ers fault, not mine!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzie Fauzohontaus Warren at August 14, 2012 07:21 PM (mg8ch)

349 A Writer War. Posted by: eman at August 14, 2012 11:20 PM (u3Rkr) On the SacNaNo IRC channel, we have a script that times "Word Wars" where writers compete for the most words in x minutes. Surprisingly effective motivator, this "competition" thing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 07:21 PM (bxiXv)

350 "Sweat off Obama's brow?" As in work sweat?????

Flop sweat.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 07:21 PM (Q4gra)

351 Strapping Young Lad - Wrong Side http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2bdVFG93yg

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 07:22 PM (HWUv9)

352 How does unicorn taste?

Posted by: CMU VET at August 14, 2012 07:22 PM (dPSpR)

353 How does unicorn taste? Posted by: CMU VET at August 14, 2012 11:22 PM (dPSpR) Damn good.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at August 14, 2012 07:23 PM (u3Rkr)

354 How does unicorn taste? Posted by: CMU VET at August 14, 2012 11:22 PM (dPSpR) I'll say this, it's not dog.

Posted by: Barky Obambam at August 14, 2012 07:24 PM (HWUv9)

355 Strapping Young Lad - Fucker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WNYnMQ7rw0

Posted by: Barky Obambam at August 14, 2012 07:26 PM (HWUv9)

356 What really helps in the writing is. I seem to be getting real people as characters. They always chatting and explaining their history. And as they talk, they fix plot problems for me. So this is fun.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:26 PM (V2inB)

357 How does unicorn taste? When marinaded in hippie tears and slow smoked over a tire fire ..... sweet .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 14, 2012 07:26 PM (lo/S5)

358 338 PA,

Nah not pointless pointed....

Helicopter Ben Bukakke and Turbo Timmy launch QE3 next month to enable Bark to stabilize the EUro with money backed by imaginarium....

stock market spikes, but so do fuel prices....

Ogabe tries to be a hero....

"non biased Fed".....

of course if they do that and cost us the race.....

Rawn Paul eleventy!!!!

Becomes my baseline political position WRT "the fed"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 07:28 PM (LRFds)

359 so soros thinks we are headed to a major crash and is stocking up on what? Gold? What currency? Posted by: thunderb at August 14, 2012 11:16 PM There are a wide choice of currencies available (for now) 7.62x39; 9mm, 12ga, .22LR, .38, and my personal favorite: .357 Magnum. we live in interesting times

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 14, 2012 07:28 PM (JMmQ9)

360 What really helps in the writing is. I seem to be getting real people as characters. They always chatting and explaining their history. And as they talk, they fix plot problems for me. So this is fun. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 11:26 PM (V2inB) Want to create art? Have them all raped by Republicans.

Posted by: Some Literary Critic at August 14, 2012 07:29 PM (HWUv9)

361 OK, no one can convince me that a dude who likes to do that to a gal isn't just ghey in denial. Evening ladies and germs.

Posted by: Y-not at August 14, 2012 07:29 PM (5H6zj)

362 OK, no one can convince me that a dude who likes to do that to a gal isn't just ghey in denial. Evening ladies and germs. Posted by: Y-not at August 14, 2012 11:29 PM (5H6zj) What about gals who like guys to do that to them?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 07:30 PM (9TTOe)

363 Strapping Young Lad - Almost Again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d89dFAOKJs

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 07:30 PM (HWUv9)

364 363 What,the squeaker?

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 07:30 PM (6o4Fb)

365 Probably the best ever modern unicorn story is Steven R. Boyett's Ariel. One day all the technology stops working and is replaced by magic. His main character Pete remembers the time before the Change but has adapted. Then one day he finds an injured unicorn and she becomes his Familiar. The opening for Chapter Two has always stuck in my mind when Ariel says, "Hey Pete - get your ass in gear!" A unicorn that can cuss. And it made her a living thinking caring being.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:31 PM (V2inB)

366 I'll be in Pittsburgh on Thursday

Ask again with a ref. to which neighborhood you'll be in. Pitt's very interwoven, hills, rivers etc. I haven't lived there for 30 years so I'd just be guessing though.

Posted by: DaveA at August 14, 2012 07:31 PM (DVJEd)

367 What about gals who like guys to do that to them? ---- Yeah, I don't know. Doesn't seem like an erogenous zone to me.

Posted by: Y-not at August 14, 2012 07:31 PM (5H6zj)

368 Legend is the best modern unicorn story.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 07:32 PM (YKOnu)

369 356 155 I've been wondering what the honorable Mr. Obama will do with his free time starting in January. Any brilliant Mo-Ron predictions? Icing his arm after signing several thousand pardons then signing the checks paying for the pardons.

Posted by: JB1000 at August 14, 2012 11:24 PM (GgDiZ) Pretty sure Barky and Mooch will quietly retire to Hawaii, where both will eschew speaking engagements, expensive trips accompanied by SS, etc. I would expect they will forego personal benefit in order to give back to the community and not sully the dignity of the former presidents' office.

Posted by: Kalneva at August 14, 2012 07:32 PM (cQmXn)

370 "Stinkfist" Something has to change. Un-deniable dilemma. Boredom's not a burden Anyone should bear. Constant over stimu-lation numbs me but I would not want you any other way. It's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I said I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, To feel, to know I'm alive. Finger deep within the borderline. Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Relax, turn around and take my hand. I can help you change Tired moments into pleasure. Say the word and we'll be Well upon our way. Blend and balance Pain and comfort Deep within you Till you will not want me any other way. It's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I said I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, To feel, to know I'm alive. Knuckle deep inside the borderline. This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to. Relax. Slip away. Something kinda sad about the way that things have come to be. Desensitized to everything. What became of subtlety? How can it mean anything to me If I really don't feel anything at all? I'll keep digging Till I feel something. Elbow deep inside the borderline. Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Shoulder deep within the borderline. Relax. Turn around and take my hand.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 07:32 PM (6o4Fb)

371 What about gals who like guys to do that to them? ---- Yeah, I don't know. Doesn't seem like an erogenous zone to me. Posted by: Y-not at August 14, 2012 11:31 PM (5H6zj) And that's why Baskin Robbins has 31 flavors.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 07:33 PM (9TTOe)

372 Now the Democrats, who seem expert at effing chickens, I can see how they'd be confused, seeing as how chickens use the same hole for both functions. But for those of us who stick with mammalian sex, I don't see it.

Posted by: Y-not at August 14, 2012 07:33 PM (5H6zj)

373 The opening for Chapter Two has always stuck in my mind when Ariel says, "Hey Pete - get your ass in gear!" A unicorn that can cuss. And it made her a living thinking caring being. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 11:31 PM (V2inB) Insipid garbage. Unless Ariel was raped by Republicans, slaughtered and canned in a Gaia raping factory. Then it would be ART!

Posted by: Some Literary Critic at August 14, 2012 07:33 PM (HWUv9)

374 358 What really helps in the writing is. I seem to be getting real people as characters. They always chatting and explaining their history. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 11:26 PM (V2inB) I am a very visual writer. It's like I see it on film in my head before I write it. It could be more interactive - that's where the editing comes in, I just rewrite and then I look for where people say things they wouldn't, etc.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 07:33 PM (bxiXv)

375 Sorry Legend is forever tainted by the movie in which Tom Cruise played the lead.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:34 PM (V2inB)

376 Here's a guy who "gets it" about the election: http://sultanknish.blogspot.ca/2012/08/the-most-divisive-campaign-in-american.html

Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2012 07:34 PM (kaalw)

377 I do like papaya, however.

Posted by: Y-not at August 14, 2012 07:34 PM (5H6zj)

378 367 Probably the best ever modern unicorn story is Steven R. Boyett's Ariel. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 11:31 PM (V2inB) I remember that book! Though if I still have it, it's hidden in a box. It may have left in the Great Purge of about 3500 books some years ago.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 07:34 PM (bxiXv)

379 Aaaaaannnnndddddd time to get ready for woik. Be back later. Keep rockin', ONT!

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 07:34 PM (HWUv9)

380 Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 11:32 PM (6o4Fb)

I only skimmed this and it still seemed quite disturbing.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 07:34 PM (Q4gra)

381 The end is near

Posted by: flyovercountry at August 14, 2012 07:34 PM (F1qqu)

382 Tim Curry as the Devil was pretty awesome.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 07:35 PM (YKOnu)

383 Dear Literary Critic, if you are into that I am sure The Dude will let you play that Fate/Stay Night game he was enjoying last night.... *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:36 PM (V2inB)

384 Must.Sleep. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2012 10:39 PM (UOM4

Vivid dreams are common early in melatonin use. That side effect goes away quickly for most people. I've used melatonin for several years. Now I have vivid dreams when I don't take it.

Posted by: Scobface at August 14, 2012 07:36 PM (IoNBC)

385 I am a very visual writer. It's like I see it on film in my head before I write it. It could be more interactive - that's where the editing comes in, I just rewrite and then I look for where people say things they wouldn't, etc. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 11:33 PM (bxiXv) Me Too, very visual. But also emotional. I have found myself crying while writing. The visual thing is hard because I can see what i'm writing in my head and I wonder if I have shared the vision in it's totality. Am I cheating the reader, indulging myself or both?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 07:36 PM (9TTOe)

386 384 Tim Curry as the Devil was pretty awesome. Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 11:35 PM (YKOnu) And the fact that Cruise is *tiny* worked *perfectly* in that rule - made Curry seem gigantic (along with camera effects, makeup, etc).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 07:36 PM (bxiXv)

387 "Abandon hope all ye who enter here."

Posted by: CMU VET at August 14, 2012 07:37 PM (dPSpR)

388 382 It's meant to be disturbing.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 07:37 PM (6o4Fb)

389 Boyett finally wrote a sequel to Ariel called Elegy Beach. It is a far grimmer book. Pete has moved on and moved West. Along with his son. But some things just won't stay in the past.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:38 PM (V2inB)

390 Dear Abby,

I think I was born with a natural Obama ass-tattoo, 50-years ago....and it includes "smell-o-vision". How can I cash in on having been so fortunate and join the 2%?

Posted by: Random Voter at August 14, 2012 07:38 PM (kaalw)

391 And that's why Baskin Robbins has 31 flavors.
***
Um...this is chocolate...right?

Posted by: Some Moron eyeing his ice cream cone nervously at August 14, 2012 07:38 PM (AUeaU)

392 Um...this is chocolate...right? Posted by: Some Moron eyeing his ice cream cone nervously at August 14, 2012 11:38 PM (AUeaU) Peanut Butter Cup.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 07:39 PM (9TTOe)

393 Me Too, very visual. But also emotional. I have found myself crying while writing. The visual thing is hard because I can see what i'm writing in my head and I wonder if I have shared the vision in it's totality. Am I cheating the reader, indulging myself or both? Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 11:36 PM (9TTOe) I know what you mean. You can only hope you can convey those feelings adequately to the reader, but pulling them into the story deep enough that they feel what they're reading like they see it happening. When *they* cry, that's when you win. Just try to find readers who cry about the same things you do. Cynical readers abound, but they only ever really can appreciate comedy - and they avoid it, because it's not serious.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 07:39 PM (bxiXv)

394 Well with this story for Camp NaNoWriMo, the characters are just chatting away. Even going 'tsk tsk' so my job is just write down what they are telling me.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:40 PM (V2inB)

395 378 CTHU,

He gets it but he doesn't get that Romney either has his number for a tsunami....

or we're fucked and the nation splits peacefully or we go to war....

Barack is not going to enslave me with nothing but scolding.

He can bankrupt me, take all my stuff, but he will not enslave me....

I am hardly alone.

Not being macho either. Maybe the Barack obama Security Parachute Civillian Alpha Omega glee squad back in Jul of '08 can kill me.....

but that is it...

I believe in my fellow Americans, Black and white I have called fellow infantrymen of color "brother" I will not take their blind devotion to a man I think is trying to put poison in their hearts to grow that much evil....

if I am wrong I will make adjustments.....

but I believe in Mitt Romney because I believe he is running a campaign of hope for all Americans.

and I am pretty sure we are watching the death throes of the new left and the birth cries of the rise of Gen X as political guardian.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 07:40 PM (LRFds)

396 Also it's the only unicorn related story I can think of being made in my lifetime, other than the brief introduction in "The Deeds of Paksinarion" without being completely gay, or a part of Obama's fiscal "plan."

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 07:40 PM (YKOnu)

397 "Peanut Butter Cup.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet"

Oh, gick.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 07:42 PM (d6TfZ)

398 396 Well with this story for Camp NaNoWriMo, the characters are just chatting away. Even going 'tsk tsk' so my job is just write down what they are telling me. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 11:40 PM (V2inB) I am looking at the stories I'm working on... pretty much none of these people *want* to be where they are right now, so they're not cooperating. They think they'll be better off if I stop now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 07:42 PM (bxiXv)

399 Never read a fellow morons fiction. One history, but I lost his friggen list of other books, and forgot his last name.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 07:44 PM (YKOnu)

400 Douglas, Last Unicorn try that. Though it is animated.

As for Paksenarrion, I do not recall any unicorns in Moon's world. And I have read everything from Sheepfarmer's Daughter up to current series - Oath of Fealty, Kings of the North, and Echoes of Betrayal. I even read Moon's blog to see how things are going with the next story.

Now you making me want to go and read it all again. Aahh, if I do that Merovign will catch up with me.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:44 PM (V2inB)

401 She's not bad looking from what I've seen. Government Do You Know What a Â‘PansexualÂ’ Is? A TX State Rep. Just Came Out as One Posted on August 13, 2012 at 1:27pm by Erica Ritz Print Â» Email Â» Comments (1095) (Photo: Vote Mary Gonzalez) Democrat Mary Gonzalez was the first lesbian to openly serve in the Texas House of Representatives, and now sheÂ’s becoming the first Â“pansexual,Â” too. Â“During the campaign if I had identified as pansexual, I would have overwhelmed everyoneÂ…Now that IÂ’m out of the campaign, IÂ’m completely much more able to define it,Â” she explained. So what, exactly, is a Â“pansexualÂ”? And how is it different from Â“bisexualÂ”? The Huffington Post summarizes: Though many might describe GonzalezÂ’s orientation as bisexual, pansexuals donÂ’t believe in a Â“gender binary,Â” and hence can be attracted to all gender identities. Gonzalez specified to the Voice that she doesnÂ’t believe in a gender binary because Â“gender identity isnÂ’t the defining part of my attraction,Â” and that she never fully embraced the term Â“lesbian.Â” Although she came out as bisexual at age 21, Gonzalez said she has also dated transgender and Â“gender-queerÂ” people, in addition to women. [...] GonzalezÂ… continued: Â“As I started to recognize the gender spectrum and dated along the gender spectrum, I was searching for words that connected to that reality, for words that embraced the spectrum. At the time I didnÂ’t feel as if the term bisexual was encompassing of a gender spectrum that I was dating and attracted to.Â“ [Emphasis added] As Gonzalez defines it, apparently a Â“pansexualÂ” is attracted to men, women, men who identify as women, women who identify as men, and everything in between, because they donÂ’t recognize Â“gender binaries.Â”

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 07:45 PM (6o4Fb)

402 Merovign, well offer then something they can't refuse. Either cooperate or I will find interesting ways to kill you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:45 PM (V2inB)

403 Here in China the locals think white folk getting Chinese tats that are usually nonsense or wrong is the dumbest thing they've ever heard of.

Posted by: DTShangers at August 14, 2012 07:46 PM (ZL0Gh)

404 They think they'll be better off if I stop now. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 11:42 PM (bxiXv) No, push them, hard. They will respond.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 07:46 PM (9TTOe)

405 So pansexual is indiscriminately horny?

Posted by: Y-not at August 14, 2012 07:46 PM (5H6zj)

406 " Â“pansexualÂ” is attracted to men, women, men who identify as women, women who identify as men, and everything in between, because they donÂ’t recognize Â“gender binaries.Â”
Posted by: steevy

Oh, FFS.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 07:47 PM (d6TfZ)

407 Mary Gonzalez is obviously a Time Cop like Captain Jack Harness. Will bang anything that looks remotely intelligent.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:47 PM (V2inB)

408 407 Sodom and Gommorah had nothing on these people.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 07:47 PM (6o4Fb)

409 404 Merovign, well offer then something they can't refuse. Either cooperate or I will find interesting ways to kill you. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 11:45 PM (V2inB) They already think that's what I'm doing. And not all of them are wrong!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 07:48 PM (bxiXv)

410 I thought she was sought out after she escaped the rape. I might be mixing other books. and Moon is fantastic, and Paksinarian is pretty flogging profound, but I thought there was a unicorn moment after the rape/violation

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 07:48 PM (YKOnu)

411 Pansexuals fuck goatboys.

Posted by: Scobface at August 14, 2012 07:48 PM (IoNBC)

412 Here in China the locals think white folk getting Chinese tats that are usually nonsense or wrong is the dumbest thing they've ever heard of. Posted by: DTShangers at August 14, 2012 11:46 PM (ZL0Gh) Whats really funny is when they think their tat says courage and it really says coat hanger.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 07:49 PM (9TTOe)

413 What's next, specisexual? Don't care if it's a squirrel, a man, a dog, or a rabid badger, I'm doin' it!!

How has our country come to this?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 14, 2012 07:49 PM (d6TfZ)

414 Paks rape event? That was under Verella when she bargained for Kieri and his companions lives. Priests of Liart being their usual cruel stupid selves, slaves of a bad master indeed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:49 PM (V2inB)

415 407 So pansexual is indiscriminately horny? Posted by: Y-not at August 14, 2012 11:46 PM (5H6zj) It's called fucking anything with a pulse.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 07:50 PM (9TTOe)

416 405 Here in China the locals think white folk getting Chinese tats that are usually nonsense or wrong is the dumbest thing they've ever heard of. I've always suspected that all those tats say "Fuck you, Whitebread."

Posted by: Scobface at August 14, 2012 07:50 PM (IoNBC)

417 414)

Well Timmy Geithner's says "Treasury is your bitch!" always good for a laugh

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 07:50 PM (LRFds)

418 Good thing I only have one Japanese Kanji tatoo and knew what it was well in advance.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 07:50 PM (YKOnu)

419 So what, exactly, is a Â“pansexualÂ”?

Hater!

Posted by: T-fal Thermospot at August 14, 2012 07:51 PM (Q4gra)

420 Or are you talking about Paks' paladin mount that appeared up at Kieri's stronghold at Midwinter's Feast? And Paks really needs to get back to Fin Panir to find out how Socks is doing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:51 PM (V2inB)

421 "They" told us the slippery slope argument was bullshit.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 07:51 PM (6o4Fb)

422 Yeahp, you clearly know the books better than I, only read the omnibus once a few years ago to hit on my librarian.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 07:51 PM (YKOnu)

423 "They" told us the slippery slope argument was bullshit. Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 11:51 PM (6o4Fb) "They" lied again.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 07:52 PM (9TTOe)

424 Perhaps Anna, like I said, you clearly remember the story better than I do.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 07:52 PM (YKOnu)

425 No, push them, hard. They will respond. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 11:46 PM (9TTOe) Oh, they're pushed to the point of exhaustion. They're responding, I'm just having a hard time describing it. Well, except Eric, he doesn't have anything to do, he was done with his task in 1200 words.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 07:52 PM (bxiXv)

426 http ://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=UAvDMUzWyM4

It's Little Richard so he might be lying.

Posted by: DaveA at August 14, 2012 07:52 PM (DVJEd)

427 I've always suspected that all those tats say "Fuck you, Whitebread."

Posted by: Scobface at August 14, 2012 11:50 PM (IoNBC)

I would have thought it was fuck you round eye." lol

Posted by: Berserker at August 14, 2012 07:52 PM (FMbng)

428 I admit I'm an old-fashioned girl, so I can't relate to these folks. But what I really find objectionable isn't so much their behavior - hey, if they're horny and they can find another horny adult to go along, whatever - as it is their need to rationalize it and justify it to the rest of us. Screw who you want, but don't act like you're some enlightened philosopher about it.

Posted by: Y-not at August 14, 2012 07:53 PM (5H6zj)

429 Anyone know if the X-51A test went off today? Can't find any news about it.
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 10:41 PM (Q4gra)

Something about the rocket not seperating, in the ocean it went.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 10:42 PM (9TTOe)

Pretty sure I saw this going on over the ocean today. There was a huge set of contrails, what looked like a chase plane and some strange puffs of smoke or something. They did a couple big turns and then flew off. I knew it was something by the size of the contrail from the B52

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 14, 2012 07:53 PM (DU15A)

430 I don't know about China, but "Bakka" is the equivalent of "Fuck You" since other than western influence, in japan it is intellectual taboo's that are offensive, not sexual ones.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 07:54 PM (YKOnu)

431 As you said the Paks books were profound in many ways. I love Paks and what she went through in Divided Allegiance makes it the one book I really don't like reading. To me what happened at the end of that book was far worse than what she suffered under the cruel hands of the priests of Liart in the third book Oath of Gold.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:54 PM (V2inB)

432 428 What that Tooty Fruity is about anal sex?

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 07:54 PM (6o4Fb)

433 You better check on Eric then. He is probably quietly building a super weapon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:56 PM (V2inB)

434 I was truly surprised at how much I liked it Anna. Female fantasy writers tend to go with the romantic, not the brutal. And there is really nothing about Paks that isn't basically outright brutality.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 07:56 PM (YKOnu)

435 that's hysterical. that pic, lmao

Posted by: snoop dogg's index finger at August 14, 2012 07:58 PM (Mj4Zt)

436 405 Here in China the locals think white folk getting Chinese tats that are usually nonsense or wrong is the dumbest thing they've ever heard of. Posted by: DTShangers at August 14, 2012 11:46 PM (ZL0Gh) I would never do that, but if I *did* ever do that (i.e. Gemma Atkinson would marry me if I got a Chinese Character Tat), I would get a tat that said "bakgwei," because that has to be the coolest racist euphemism ever. It, of course, transliterates as "white ghost." The commonly used "gweilo" actually means "ghost man" but in slang use "bad foreigner." But, as I said, I wouldn't do that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 07:58 PM (bxiXv)

437 Of course we could deliberately write the most horrid opening sentence ever and enter it into a contest that rewards such depravity.

I give you the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.

http://tinyurl.com/8r68nan

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 07:59 PM (V2inB)

438 I just found out that Obama is about 4 miles from my house at this moment. I'm underwhelmed.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 14, 2012 08:00 PM (bMLFV)

439 Katya, at least you are four miles away. Take pity on all the people pulling overtime just give him security.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 08:01 PM (V2inB)

440 "It was the best of anal tats, it was the worst of anal tats."

Posted by: Scobface at August 14, 2012 08:01 PM (IoNBC)

441 Anna, "I saw her on a warm day, never saw anything so beautiful as I wore a clothes soaked through with sweat, I'm naturally sweaty."

I really typed that once, and RfWS said, "WORST PICKUP LINE EVER!"

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 08:02 PM (YKOnu)

442

I'm just relieved that I don't live in that part of town.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 14, 2012 08:02 PM (bMLFV)

443 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 14, 2012 08:02 PM (JMmQ9)

444 440 Katya,

nah you fainted darling happens all the time here have some water...

//rolleyes at Bark fan...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 08:03 PM (LRFds)

445 445 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos Posted by: AltonJackson at August 15, 2012 12:02 AM (JMmQ9) Good night AJ.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 08:03 PM (9TTOe)

446 Douglas, what you call brutal is just how it seems Elizabeth views things in that world. A writer can wish things to be just so in their dreadful cookie-cutter bodice ripper, but in times like those described in Aarenis life is brutal, it is dirty, and it will probably be very short.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 08:03 PM (V2inB)

447 435 You better check on Eric then. He is probably quietly building a super weapon. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 11:56 PM (V2inB) Actually Eric *is* the superweapon, and Naia the AI and her unnamed fledgling created him. Metaphorically speaking. Naia is a rebellious artificial intelligence (but far from hostile to humanity) who has the cooperation of the captain of her ship. None of which is actually central to any of the stories I'm working on, but she makes cameo appearances in last year's NaNo project and this month's.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 08:04 PM (bxiXv)

448 430 Y-not,

Sort of my stance on the Chick-fuil-a Jihad....

Yeah congrats you like dudes, chicks, or whatever...can you move in line so I can get waffle fries I am not gonna bake you a cake champ?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 14, 2012 08:04 PM (LRFds)

449 Yes Douglas that is a pretty horrid line. Perhaps you should submit it to that contest.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 08:05 PM (V2inB)

450 Naia one day finally blows her last super-conducting AI wafer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 08:07 PM (V2inB)

451 I understand that Anna, however a lot of female fantasy writers dodge that level of cruelty. Even MZB who does a good job doges around such things.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 08:07 PM (YKOnu)

452 Every time I see a conversation about those stupid Asian character tattoos I think of this web comic:

http://tinyurl.com/c9eexzu

Man, I hope I did the link right.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at August 14, 2012 08:07 PM (72afg)

453 _{chic fil a ...... hey Â†}

Posted by: whats4dinner at August 14, 2012 08:08 PM (dvLAs)

454

heh

"Mr. President, take your campaign of division and anger and hate back to Chicago," Romney said while campaigning in Ohio.

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 14, 2012 08:10 PM (DU15A)

455 For something completely different. Fan art on some of the old school sci-fi and cartoon series from long long ago and not in a galaxy far away.

http://tinyurl.com/8hhcspu

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 08:10 PM (V2inB)

456 this looks like it could be good

http://tinyurl.com/czte7h8

though wtf is with the floppys

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 08:10 PM (tw6Ar)

457 65 don:t want to know. I liked the VJ story, tat not so much, glad my burg made a little spot in western colorado, for some bars

Posted by: Infidel voting for America's R & R at August 14, 2012 08:10 PM (NmfLU)

458 Here's a couple of paragraphs from my book if your intrested. If not stop reading. Â“Granny, I didnÂ’t know any of thisÂ” Said Amy. Â“WerenÂ’t for you to know, till now. Folks donÂ’t get old watchin television. Everyone has a story. Said Granny. Granny thought for a Moment and said, Â“Another thing, folks like to say, Jesus watches over me, Jesus will protect me, and thatÂ’s right, he will but not in the way most folks think. Jesus gives us common sense, free will and ability to protect ourselves. It reminds me of a funny story Miss Vickie told us at the Beauty Shop. This feller got caught in a flood, man come by in a canoe and told him to get in. Feller said, Jesus will save me. Another man come by in a boat, told him to get in, feller said, Jesus will save me. Then a helicopter flew over, they wave for him to get in, the feller said, Jesus will save me. Then he drown and went to Heaven. He asked Jesus why he didnÂ’t save him. Jesus said, I sent you a Canoe a boat and a Helicopter. Granny cackled and Amy laughed. Granny stopped and looked at Amy with a serious face and said, Get in the boat Amy, get in the boat.Â” They sat quiet for a minute then Amy said something Granny wasnÂ’t expecting. Â“Granny, I think my Daddy killed the Hatfields.Â” Â“HmmÂ” Granny let out a little grunt as she reached for the Bible, close it and snapped the latch. She put both palms down on the table and her eyes grew cold. Amy never seen Granny Patches face like that before. Then Granny said, Â“If he did he was in his right. Amy, itÂ’s best you never know for sure, that way you never have to tell a lie. Just know this, them boys were dead anyway, cause IÂ’d a killed em myself.Â” Amy and Granny sat quiet for a while then Granny perked up and said, Â“I got a mess of okra to cut in the garden, you wanna help?Â” Â“Yes MaÂ’am, IÂ’ll help ya,Â” Amy replied. They walked the rows in Granny Patches garden cutting okra. Amy thought about what Granny had said, Â“Get in the boat.Â” Yeah, Amy thought. I need to talk to Uncle Jack.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 08:11 PM (9TTOe)

459 Unlike at AoSHQ, hitting F5 in your OpenOffice document does not cause new words to magically appear.

Posted by: Waterhouse's Writing Tips at August 14, 2012 08:11 PM (Q4gra)

460 >I'm just relieved that I don't live in that part of town.

Join me out here where there is no town, it's much nicer. We don't get vote for mayor or city council but hey, we don't need no stinking mayor.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at August 14, 2012 08:12 PM (9HhTH)

461 453 Naia one day finally blows her last super-conducting AI wafer. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2012 12:07 AM (V2inB) Backups!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 08:12 PM (bxiXv)

462 Good evening! Nano talk- I'm looking forward to it again. But the election will be a distraction for the first week of it...

Posted by: zeera at August 14, 2012 08:15 PM (XtxRN)

463 I admit I'm an old-fashioned girl, so I can't relate to these folks. But what I really find objectionable isn't so much their behavior - hey, if they're horny and they can find another horny adult to go along, whatever - as it is their need to rationalize it and justify it to the rest of us. Screw who you want, but don't act like you're some enlightened philosopher about it. Posted by: Y-not at August 14, 2012 11:53 PM (5H6zj) You can't rebel if nobody notices what you are doing.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2012 08:16 PM (rzSn3)

464 #380

Haven't seen that one but 'Treks Not Taken,' in which a variety of famous writers try their hand at producing Star Trek episodes is very funny.

Posted by: epobirs at August 14, 2012 08:16 PM (kcfmt)

465 This cheesy PSA from the late 80s/early 90s pretty much teaches kids that all adults are possible Decepticons just waiting for the chance to rape them - which is only half true. Slander!

Posted by: Megatron at August 14, 2012 08:16 PM (sZTYJ)

466 Don't be a tease, give us some rain....

http://tinyurl.com/arpqx

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at August 14, 2012 08:17 PM (9HhTH)

467 11 Barney Frank's has room for the Mona Lisa. Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2012 09:53 PM (6o4Fb) Meh. Now, Michaelangelo's "David" on the other hand... RAWR!

Posted by: Barney Frank at August 14, 2012 08:17 PM (sZTYJ)

468 "Mr. President, take your campaign of division and anger and hate back to Chicago," Romney said while campaigning in Ohio. Posted by: The Jackhole at August 15, 2012 12:10 AM (DU15A) He's from Chicago There's a slogan that can carry about 10 midwest states.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2012 08:17 PM (rzSn3)

469 You can't rebel if nobody notices what you are doing. Posted by: Oldcat at August 15, 2012 12:16 AM (rzSn3) Every 18 year old girl that discovers her clit decides she's an expert on sex. The difference is some grow up.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 08:17 PM (9TTOe)

470 363 OK, no one can convince me that a dude who likes to do that to a gal isn't just ghey in denial. Posted by: Y-not at August 14, 2012 11:29 PM (5H6zj) Does what?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 14, 2012 08:18 PM (OIuTH)

471 "hitting F5 in your OpenOffice document" is like hitting ctl-F7 in OO with an Unbuntu netbook? FÂ£Â¥#&@!

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 08:18 PM (ruiF1)

472 Or piercings for that matter, reverse prince albert (SHUDDER) Posted by: Alex Stephens at August 14, 2012 10:06 PM (1/13k) What is this "reverse prince albert" you are shuddering about?

Posted by: Zombie Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha at August 14, 2012 08:19 PM (sZTYJ)

473 I just watched the season ender for Longmire, and he does the best quick draw I've seen since Firefly. I think he'd outdraw Mal.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 08:19 PM (r4wIV)

474 Question? Anyone know if the national debt went over 16 trillion today? Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 14, 2012 10:06 PM (uVuwp) https://twitter.com/nationaldebt

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 14, 2012 08:20 PM (sZTYJ)

475 Every young person that has sex thinks they invented all the stuff they do. Mom and dad's generation never had oral sex! Look at this new position we invented! Yeah, kid, there's drawings on caves more creative than you. None of its new.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 08:21 PM (r4wIV)

476 Will Romney get to the point that he springs the uncomfortable truth on the voters? Obama did it on purpose. Running up the debt, expanding the size and reach of government, ignoring the Constitution-- he's trying to break the system completely. Posted by: nickless at August 14, 2012 10:09 PM (MMC8r) A little mood music for when that happens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRXJaN7EBww

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 14, 2012 08:22 PM (sZTYJ)

477 A reverse Prince Albert, is mostly called a "Dolphin" You want a "shudder" look up Appadravia.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 08:22 PM (YKOnu)

478 this looks like it could be good

http://tinyurl.com/czte7h8

That does look pretty cool ...

Although, was Dead Island as good as the trailer?

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 08:22 PM (Q4gra)

479 A reverse Prince Albert, is mostly called a "Dolphin" You want a "shudder" look up Appadravia. Posted by: Douglas at August 15, 2012 12:22 AM (YKOnu) Wow! Dolphins are sooo cute! I'm gonna look up that one right away!

Posted by: Unsuspecting 10-year old girl at August 14, 2012 08:23 PM (sZTYJ)

480 Check out Oregon on that map by the way. Most of the state is largely unpopulated except that strip down the western part, called the Willamette Valley. Lots o' bars there (except Monmouth, a college town, which is also dry...).

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 08:24 PM (r4wIV)

481 That bar map makes it look like Dugway Proving Grounds is awash in booze. Given the pop is near 0, the bar in the golf course, bowling alley, the club, and the one in Johnson Pass make for a banging ratio.

Posted by: Jean at August 14, 2012 08:24 PM (WkuV6)

482 Although, was Dead Island as good as the trailer?

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 15, 2012 12:22 AM (Q4gra)

as good as the trailer? god no but it's quite a bit fun in co-op with it's euro jank

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 08:24 PM (tw6Ar)

483 "He's from Chicago"

Had a conversation on sunday with a friend of the family, he's a major lib, and he said something like "They want to destroy Unions!" I said, "You've never been union, and besides, look at what's going on with Chicago Public Schools."

He's lived in Chicago his whole life and he said, "Well, really, as soon as you say Chicago, that changes all the rules, and so it's hard to argue that."

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 08:24 PM (YKOnu)

484 happy birthday jane <3 Posted by: Unclefacts, now with even more summoning power. at August 14, 2012 10:54 PM (6IReR) Ditto!

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 14, 2012 08:25 PM (sZTYJ)

485 Laundry is done, I'm out....

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at August 14, 2012 08:26 PM (9HhTH)

486 Okay, who folded Gordon with his chef frock?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 08:27 PM (V2inB)

487 Here in China the locals think white folk getting Chinese tats that are usually nonsense or wrong is the dumbest thing they've ever heard of. Posted by: DTShangers at August 14, 2012 11:46 PM (ZL0Gh) Ironically, getting tattoos in "English" is actually gettinb popular in Communist China...

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 14, 2012 08:27 PM (sZTYJ)

488 Abe Vigoda... he looked like he was 70 on Barney Miller in the 70s. I can't believe he's still around, what a great actor.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 08:27 PM (r4wIV)

489 and Dead Island did give us one of the funniest modes of all-time
http://tinyurl.com/9gg8bcy

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 08:27 PM (tw6Ar)

490 #485

Ask him if he thinks the nation would be improved by Chicago becoming the template for all of it.

Posted by: epobirs at August 14, 2012 08:28 PM (kcfmt)

491 It's called fucking anything with a pulse. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 11:50 PM (9TTOe) Or with batteries...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 14, 2012 08:28 PM (sZTYJ)

492 He meant that Chicago is corrupt.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 08:28 PM (YKOnu)

493 I always suspect that getting Chinese and Japanese characters tattooed on you is a serious mistake. I've seen what some of those shirts translate as and they aren't complimentary most of the time. Its like Japanese kids wearing shirts they show on Engrish.com.
This tat says "Badass" in Japanese!! No, dude, it says "stupid roundeye"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 08:29 PM (r4wIV)

494 Learn the language before you praise it Christopher.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 08:30 PM (YKOnu)

495 #494

I got that. Plenty of Chicagoans seem to think that is a quaint and cute thing. But scale it up...

Posted by: epobirs at August 14, 2012 08:30 PM (kcfmt)

496 So which of you morons is at work on that plushie Ryan doll with the "massaging pulse" vibration feature?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 08:32 PM (r4wIV)

497 Yeah Epobirs. They know Chicago is corrupt, but they still always vote dem.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 08:32 PM (YKOnu)

498 I think he'd outdraw Mal. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 15, 2012 12:19 AM (r4wIV) Here come the Browncoats.

Posted by: eman at August 14, 2012 08:32 PM (u3Rkr)

499 495 I always suspect that getting Chinese and Japanese characters tattooed on you is a serious mistake. I've seen what some of those shirts translate as and they aren't complimentary most of the time. Its like Japanese kids wearing shirts they show on Engrish.com.

This tat says "Badass" in Japanese!! No, dude, it says "stupid roundeye"

My favorite, by a tattoo artist who was apparently retiring the next day, said "at the end of the day, this is an ugly boy." And it was. When he tried to pick up Asian chicks, he got only giggles.

Posted by: Splunge at August 14, 2012 08:33 PM (2IW5Q)

500 Praise what? Did I miss a post somewhere?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 08:34 PM (r4wIV)

501 It's called fucking anything with a pulse. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 14, 2012 11:50 PM (9TTOe) A Table is Fine Too [Very NSFW]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezwhZC4R-eI

Posted by: ザ政治的帽子 at August 14, 2012 08:36 PM (sZTYJ)

502 and everything in between, because they donÂ’t recognize Â“gender binaries.Â” Hmmm, somebody failed biology, X Y = binary, notice no Z

Posted by: Jean at August 14, 2012 08:36 PM (WkuV6)

503 indelibly marking yourself with words in a foreign language, you should understand it before you become a platform of displaying it is what I meant.

About the use of kanji for a tatoo to look all hip and stuff, when you yourself, not YOU, but those who do such a thing, without knowing what it actually means.

I have kanji on me, but I knew a fair bit of the language, and a few hundred kanji's, I knew what my tatoo meant.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 08:36 PM (YKOnu)

504 A person who wouldn't sign a contract they couldn't read but will have themselves marked for life in words they cannot read?

Anyone seeing the Obamacare metaphor here?

Posted by: epobirs at August 14, 2012 08:37 PM (kcfmt)

505 epobirs, got to get inked to find out what it means? Tat that on Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 08:39 PM (V2inB)

506 Posted by: ザ政治的帽子 at August 15, 2012 12:36 AM (sZTYJ) These symbols clearly mean, "I just wasted your time, Whitebread."

Posted by: Scobface at August 14, 2012 08:39 PM (IoNBC)

507 Well today's total is 3,200 words. Approaching the glide slope at last.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 08:40 PM (V2inB)

508 I haven't practiced in about 15 years, so I can't translate crap now.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 08:41 PM (YKOnu)

509 Well today's total is 3,200 words. Approaching the glide slope at last. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2012 12:40 AM (V2inB) Atta girl!

Posted by: eman at August 14, 2012 08:43 PM (u3Rkr)

510 Well today's total is 3,200 words.

Wow. How long did that take?

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 08:44 PM (Q4gra)

511 Ironically, getting tattoos in "English" is actually gettinb popular in Communist China... That might not end well ...

Posted by: Jean at August 14, 2012 08:44 PM (WkuV6)

512 You wouldn't think pumas could type that well, what with the little stubby fingers.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 08:44 PM (r4wIV)

513 and lack of thumbs. She must have a Dragon App.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 08:45 PM (YKOnu)

514 You wouldn't think pumas could type that well, what with the little stubby fingers.

I presume they use their marvelous tails.

Or just threaten some stenographer with evisceration, and force them to type.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 08:46 PM (Q4gra)

515 506 A person who wouldn't sign a contract they couldn't read but will have themselves marked for life in words they cannot read?

Anyone seeing the Obamacare metaphor here?

Posted by: epobirs at August 15, 2012 12:37 AM (kcfmt)

I am wondering if the government is going to barcode us or implant us with rfid chips after Obamacare is implemented.

And I will not be commenting on Gabby Douglas and Michelle Obama this evening.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 14, 2012 08:46 PM (1grxW)

516 raarr... rawwrrr grrrrrrrrrrwwrrwrrrmm...
Purr purr purr purr SNARRLLLL rawrrrr

Posted by: Dictating for a Puma at August 14, 2012 08:48 PM (r4wIV)

517 Mreow!!! What lovely cat-fights we see tonight because I managed to bat out 3,250 words in a couple hours of typing. Silly humans.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 08:49 PM (V2inB)

518 Hey Morons

Posted by: fluffy at August 14, 2012 08:49 PM (z9HTb)

519 At least I got thumbs.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 08:50 PM (YKOnu)

520 I'm sure she has a collection of thumbs somewhere in the den.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 08:52 PM (r4wIV)

521 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYYTLJ8YHi4

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 08:53 PM (Q4gra)

522 So thumb-boy, then write!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 08:54 PM (V2inB)

523 How is Fluffy?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 08:54 PM (V2inB)

524 I used to, poorly, but I can pick up sushi and use chopsticks without being driven into a rage and attack those around me.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 08:55 PM (YKOnu)

525

Big cats (including a puma) ... relaxing: http://tinyurl.com/377qh68

Posted by: Arbalest at August 14, 2012 08:55 PM (mp8nS)

526 fluffy is pleased to finally be home.

How is Anna Puma?

Posted by: fluffy at August 14, 2012 08:56 PM (z9HTb)

527 Late to the ONT, but did a word search for "reid" and only saw Steevy's post (ewwww ewww ewww). Any news on the harry reid pedophilia investigation? Because where there's smoke, there's fire. IYKWIM.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at August 14, 2012 08:58 PM (Mr86A)

528 I seem to have asked the question that breaks the blog.

Posted by: fluffy at August 14, 2012 08:58 PM (z9HTb)

529 I have to rack, nice talking Anna and Epobir and the rest.

Rest well.

Posted by: Douglas at August 14, 2012 08:58 PM (YKOnu)

530 O/T: Jason vs. Medea = collateral damage.

Choose wisely.

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 08:59 PM (ruiF1)

531 Cya Douglas

I am doing okay Fluffy, been a good day for writing. Glad you made it home in one piece.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 08:59 PM (V2inB)

532 I forget who it was who mused, on seeing lions serenely gazing at zebras or wildebeest or tommies or whatever cavorting in the African twilight, that that sight, for lions, must be kinda like what watching TV is for us.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 09:00 PM (Q4gra)

533 Hey, Oldsailor's Poet! Missed that earlier, on the phone. Thumbs up and keep writing! We need to get as many morons published as possible.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 09:01 PM (bxiXv)

534 What did one lioness say to the other lioness when observing humans in car?

L1, "You thinking what I'm thinking?"

L2, "Fast food?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 09:02 PM (V2inB)

535 Someone should start up a publishing house. Moron publishing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 09:05 PM (r4wIV)

536 I forget who it was who mused, on seeing lions serenely gazing at zebras or wildebeest or tommies or whatever cavorting in the African twilight, that that sight, for lions, must be kinda like what watching TV is for us.

We have quite a bird feeder station in our backyard. Kitteh TV

Posted by: fluffy at August 14, 2012 09:05 PM (z9HTb)

537 We need to get as many morons published as possible.

What's going on? It's not Novel-in-a-Month time again, is it?

Posted by: fluffy at August 14, 2012 09:06 PM (z9HTb)

538 Yes it is Fluffy. Camp NaNoWriMo started one in August.

So far its Merovign and myself from here on there writing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 09:08 PM (V2inB)

539 hmm new nvidia drivers

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 09:09 PM (tw6Ar)

540 Fuck it, I'm writing a novel. My goal is to finish one letter a day. It's tough, but I'm up to it.

Posted by: Scobface at August 14, 2012 09:10 PM (IoNBC)

541 A lion was screwing an antelope when he saw his lioness approaching.

"Quick, pretend I'm killing you!"

Posted by: epobirs at August 14, 2012 09:10 PM (kcfmt)

542 Here we go: "A"

Posted by: Scobface at August 14, 2012 09:11 PM (IoNBC)

543 I yearn for the experimental-blog-post novel's sweet release, but with specific directions:

This group: nouns and adjectives
That group: verbs and adverbs
The other group: foreign swear words.

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 09:11 PM (ruiF1)

544 Plus, too much wit and wisdom here, be good to capture that in books to share with the world.
I always fear new video drivers, at least for a few months until they get all the kinks out. Had some bad experiences with getting the latest too soon.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 09:12 PM (r4wIV)

545 So far its Merovign and myself from here on there writing.

I have noticed the two of you mentioning it. Tonight I looked at maybe getting a netbook so I could write (such as it is) while I 'work'

Posted by: fluffy at August 14, 2012 09:12 PM (z9HTb)

546 Here we go:

"A"

Show don't tell!

Posted by: some editor at August 14, 2012 09:12 PM (Q4gra)

547 入墨無旨知無 that's about the closest i can get without using correct grammar (and, correspondingly, a much-longer string of much-less-interesting characters). "without tattoo, no knowledge of meaning". in context, that can mean what the pelosi thing does.

Posted by: jimi ray at August 14, 2012 09:15 PM (79EF9)

548 544 Here we go: "A" This could become, "Anal warts aren't easily incorporated into a tattoo, but it was generally conceded among the Stonewallers that if anyone could do it, Smythe could do it." Or maybe not.

Posted by: Scobface at August 14, 2012 09:16 PM (IoNBC)

549

"And there was:

"B" but the crew was slow and they tripped in the posting so it looked like......"E"

Posted by: Richard at August 14, 2012 09:16 PM (XJxbj)

550 just to say that I wish to pith the one who steals my spaces!

Posted by: Richard at August 14, 2012 09:19 PM (XJxbj)

551 That is what I am using Fluffy a netbook. With Open Office. I can just curl up with it where I want and start writing.

Had ordered a 9 cell battery for mine, but that turned into a nightmare. Take 7 hours to charge and then in 3 hours just with BIOS up and unplugged, it would completely drain. So sent it back to Amazon for refund. I just make do with the current battery that can last about 3 hours.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 09:21 PM (V2inB)

552 "A" is for anal, as in tattoo. Don't let the needle creep up behind you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:21 PM (xKC/c)

553 Dude, why didnt you tell me you came back to Eve?

Posted by: Zakn at August 14, 2012 09:23 PM (lKfQG)

554 Quick note before going to bed:

I read 'mulct' today. It was in Milton Friedman's Capitalism and Freedom

I was under Cambridge at the time.

Posted by: fluffy at August 14, 2012 09:24 PM (z9HTb)

555 "Anal warts aren't easily incorporated into a tattoo, but it was generally conceded among the Stonewallers that if anyone could do it, Smythe could do it."

/shudders

/strangely looks forward to more

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 09:24 PM (Q4gra)

556 "B" is for bong hit, surfin' the choom. Better light incense in your bedroom.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:24 PM (xKC/c)

557 "C" is for that word we never use except when making fun of Contessa Brewer, and then only obliquely.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 09:26 PM (bxiXv)

558 But if only "Tattoo," then that means the plane has arrived and it is time for your "Fantasy!"

Posted by: Richard at August 14, 2012 09:27 PM (XJxbj)

559 "C" is canker, a big nasty sore. That's what you get, from a crack whore.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:27 PM (xKC/c)

560 So today I find out via a link via another link from a "recommended" selection off the "Under My Thumb" video which I linked, that Hans Zimmer cribbed the theme from "True Romance" off of Carl Orff.

Interesting.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 09:27 PM (Q4gra)

561 Dude, why didnt you tell me you came back to Eve?

Posted by: Zakn at August 15, 2012 01:23 AM (lKfQG)

I haven't

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 09:28 PM (tw6Ar)

562 By the way if you look up the full story on that sailor's smooch he REALLY laid it on her, that's a long kiss. It must have left her toes tingling, I think that's why she's so slack in his arms by the end.
Hans Zimmer is my favorite modern composer, he's done some truly amazing work.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 09:29 PM (r4wIV)

563

The letter "D"

go on.........

Posted by: Richard at August 14, 2012 09:30 PM (XJxbj)

564 "D" is for dog, isn't it great? Next to the green beans there on your plate.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:30 PM (xKC/c)

565 Here's a prediction (if you can call it that): Seth MacFarlane will become even more insufferable now that his New England birthright is finally (in his eyes) coming to fruition.

"Ted" should have bombed outside of I-495.

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 09:31 PM (ruiF1)

566 only thing I've done with EVE is playing Dust

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 09:31 PM (tw6Ar)

567 I'm guessing "F" will be for fissure.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 09:31 PM (Q4gra)

568 But "E' we have done, so lets go on to the "F".....you?

Posted by: Richard at August 14, 2012 09:32 PM (XJxbj)

569 I wish I could go to bed but its still too damn hot and I can't sleep anyway. And that horny cat wandering around meowing for a tom is too noisy next to my window.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 09:32 PM (r4wIV)

570 I am waiting but "G" this taking such a long time....

Posted by: Richard at August 14, 2012 09:34 PM (XJxbj)

571 "E" is for enema, a cleansing flow. Next to the bandaids at the CostCo.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:34 PM (xKC/c)

572 "F" is for fibbing, and little white lies. Don't let mom know that you're into guys.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:36 PM (xKC/c)

573 Hans Zimmer has done the music for a lot of my favorite movies. I doubt that's a coincidence.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 09:36 PM (Q4gra)

574 Any wonder I haven't got children's book published yet?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:37 PM (xKC/c)

575 Well, other than my typos and atrocious grammar.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:37 PM (xKC/c)

576 "F" is for the fapping lefty pundits who believe that only their shrivelled peppers can give the Obama borscht some spice.

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 09:38 PM (ruiF1)

577 "G" is G-spot, a place you can't reach. If you could, she would have already screeched.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:38 PM (xKC/c)

578 Harry Gregson-Williams did wonderful stuff for Narnia too. But its Zimmer that I keep coming back to, from Batman to King Arthur to Last Samurai to Gladiator to Pirates of the Caribbean, he just keeps putting out amazing work.
And unlike say, Danny Elfman, he doesn't get so repetitive. The only one that's probably better out there is John Williams who never ceases to amaze me, but he's less prolific.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 09:39 PM (r4wIV)

579 "H" is for Harry, old Mr. Reid. How many boys will fall to his need?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:39 PM (xKC/c)

580 Any wonder I haven't got children's book published yet?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 15, 2012 01:37 AM (xKC/c)

I'd buy three copies.

Two for my nieces and one...hell, one just for me.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 09:40 PM (4ixH5)

581 t is for tribbing, I do love it so

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 09:40 PM (tw6Ar)

582 And good evening again.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 09:40 PM (4ixH5)

583 264 If the pants can be stepped on by the heel of your shoes, you've gone too long.
I'm always tripping over mine

************

Crikey! I keep explaining that to my clueless kids, who of course still aren't paying for their own frickin' pants.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at August 14, 2012 09:41 PM (41zfH)

584 What kind of gullible asshole do you have to be to buy a pair of $80 dollar headphones?

http://tinyurl.com/9s94gdq

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 09:42 PM (4ixH5)

585 "I" is for a generation of do-gooders who will gladly stuff you in an oven while patting themselves on the back for overthrowing ghosts of the imagined past.

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 09:42 PM (ruiF1)

586 "I" is for icky, what bad mess. Who told her a boob belt goes with that dress?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:42 PM (xKC/c)

587 This could become, "Anal warts aren't easily incorporated into a tattoo, but it was generally conceded among the Stonewallers that if anyone could do it, Smythe could do it." B: Before Smythe became the artist he is now--long before, in fact--he just wanted to paint majestic landscapes. Landscapes of mountains thrusting themselves. Thrusting. Mountains, ever thrusting.

Posted by: Scobface at August 14, 2012 09:42 PM (IoNBC)

588 Since we're doing the alphabet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srvJ5RZ_9rc

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 14, 2012 09:43 PM (sZTYJ)

589 The guy who wrote the soundtrack for Morrowind, the Elder Scrolls video game, did a terrific job too. There are some really great video game soundtracks out there. I think the first one I really noticed was a 90s game called Fantasy General.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 09:43 PM (r4wIV)

590 "J" is for Joey, poor Mr. Biden. Does anyone know where his brain has been hidin'?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:43 PM (xKC/c)

591 Heh. One of my liberal friends on Facebook posted a "What Obama inherited / What we have now" thingie.

Got a chuckle out of this one:

"inherited: Oil plummeted 38% in 2008.

now: Oil has regained all lost value and more!"

Thanks, Obama!

Posted by: Anachronda at August 14, 2012 09:44 PM (1c58W)

592 521 At least I got thumbs.

Yes, but are they opposable?

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at August 14, 2012 09:44 PM (41zfH)

593 Thrusting. Mountains, ever thrusting. Posted by: Scobface at August 15, 2012 01:42 AM (IoNBC) Covered in little happy trees?

Posted by: Bob Ross at August 14, 2012 09:44 PM (4ixH5)

594 "Yes, but are they opposable?"
Don't be silly, who would oppose thumbs?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 14, 2012 09:45 PM (r4wIV)

595 Well night all. Maybe we can teach Joe Biden the alphabet finally. Then geography.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2012 09:46 PM (V2inB)

596 "K" is for ketamine, and you know it's not right. You shouldn't have used that on your date last night.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:46 PM (xKC/c)

597 Good night, Anna!

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 09:48 PM (4ixH5)

598 586 What kind of gullible asshole do you have to be to buy a pair of $80 dollar headphones?

http://tinyurl.com/9s94gdq

Posted by: Robert at August 15, 2012 01:42 AM (4ixH5)

One who isn't as gullible enough to buy $300 ones?

http://tinyurl.com/9nlgvjz

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 14, 2012 09:49 PM (1grxW)

599 "L" is for the laments of the lame women who denounce patriarchy but decry when its abolishment affects them.

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 09:49 PM (ruiF1)

600 "L" is for loser, always low rent. How did he get to be president?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:49 PM (xKC/c)

601 Hey Kids,

slojoe is a fuckface and a slaver, but mostly he's a fuckface.

Posted by: jc at August 14, 2012 09:50 PM (ufJKx)

602 You guys tired of this yet?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:50 PM (xKC/c)

603 414 Here in China the locals think white folk getting Chinese tats that are usually nonsense or wrong is the dumbest thing they've ever heard of.
Posted by: DTShangers at August 14, 2012 11:46 PM (ZL0Gh)

Whats really funny is when they think their tat says courage and it really says coat hanger.

****

When PanAm (remember them?) opened up service to China , they named their inaugural 747 "the Yankee Clipper".

OK. But the Chinese characters they put on the fuselage read "Yankee Scissors".

Julie Nixon proudly displayed a birthday cake she got when she visited China, explaining that the characters iced onto the cake read, "Happy Birthday, Mr. President", for her dad.

They actually read, "Shanghai, China".

Heh.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at August 14, 2012 09:51 PM (41zfH)

604 Keep going Blanco. It's a lot of fun.

Posted by: alamogordo at August 14, 2012 09:51 PM (fw8/8)

605

"K" is a letter that gives me a pause, for I "Kan't find a reason to give it a kause......

Posted by: Richard at August 14, 2012 09:52 PM (XJxbj)

606 "M" is for the mother who taught me to spit in the eye of the fucker who's about to cut my head off in the name of Allah.

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 09:52 PM (ruiF1)

607 fuck, if you guys spazz out about the cost of good headphones, I won't say shit then on what I've paid just on the three pairs I'm currently using

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 09:52 PM (tw6Ar)

608 WE ARE GONNA COUNT COUP I don't want to count coup. I want to defeat our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the sweet, sweet lamentation of their women.

Posted by: Choomer at August 14, 2012 09:53 PM (RJOgX)

609 "M" is mooch, a grifter at heart. Who has all the class of a nasty wet fart.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:53 PM (xKC/c)

610 C: Covered in happy little trees, those mountains. But don't believe their happiness. Theirs is the happiness of innocence. They know nothing of the hot, molten evil lying beneath them.

Posted by: Scobface at August 14, 2012 09:53 PM (IoNBC)

611 "N" is for Nancy, the queen of botox. Who tell lies faster than morons change socks.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:54 PM (xKC/c)

612

608

which is why THAT religion is not...

Posted by: Richard at August 14, 2012 09:54 PM (XJxbj)

613 "out, out, damn'd sock

Posted by: Lady McBeth at August 14, 2012 09:56 PM (RJOgX)

614 "N" is for every black person I meet. Noble in deed; but not in need.

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 09:56 PM (ruiF1)

615 M is for mud, that most fun that mud, jumping in the puddles of mud most fun....

Posted by: Richard at August 14, 2012 09:57 PM (XJxbj)

616 "O" is for object, foreign and long. Please be careful with your fake dong.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:58 PM (xKC/c)

617 N is for nothing, and not only that, You'll get it, You'll like it, And ask for more, stat!

Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at August 14, 2012 09:58 PM (qmMAj)

618 "P" is for puking, that goes on every night. Some people can't handle their Val-U-Rite.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 09:59 PM (xKC/c)

619 "P" is for pwned, as how this administration will surely find itself come November.

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 09:59 PM (ruiF1)

620 Bravo, Adriane! Bravo!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 10:00 PM (xKC/c)

621 fuck, if you guys spazz out about the cost of good headphones, I won't say shit then on what I've paid just on the three pairs I'm currently using

Posted by: The Dude at August 15, 2012 01:52 AM (tw6Ar)

*Chortles*

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 10:01 PM (4ixH5)

622 *Nabs Adriane*

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 10:01 PM (4ixH5)

623 "P" is for perfect, this country we not, but the best of the world we are not to be smocked. This country still lights the path to the freedom, no other nation claims to be equalium.....you bet youe ASS!

Posted by: Richard at August 14, 2012 10:02 PM (XJxbj)

624 609 fuck, if you guys spazz out about the cost of good headphones, I won't say shit then on what I've paid just on the three pairs I'm currently using

Posted by: The Dude at August 15, 2012 01:52 AM (tw6Ar)

You've got six ears?!?!?!??

Posted by: Random Voter at August 14, 2012 10:02 PM (kaalw)

625 You've got six ears?!?!?!??

Posted by: Random Voter at August 15, 2012 02:02 AM (kaalw)

ipod, gaming and a pair for my sound system

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 10:03 PM (tw6Ar)

626 "Q" is for quackle, which is kind of like choke. Kind of what happened when writing this joke.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 10:03 PM (xKC/c)

627 O is for oil, and the electricity it brings, Which for the Luddite fascist, Is what really, really stings ...

Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at August 14, 2012 10:03 PM (qmMAj)

628 Dratted sock.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2012 10:03 PM (kaalw)

629 Stephen King's greatest contribution to modern literature: "It's a treat to beat your meat in Mississippi mud!"

Whaaa?

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 10:03 PM (ruiF1)

630 "Dick, did you say? You want me to tattoo your fucking dick? Just what do you take me for, a fucking WHORE?" Smythe, the consummate artist, slammed the phone.

Posted by: Scobface at August 14, 2012 10:04 PM (IoNBC)

631 "R" is for Richard, lost soul who clings thee, Robert keeps tabs lest I break free...

Posted by: Richard at August 14, 2012 10:05 PM (XJxbj)

632 Why has wikileaks never gotten a hold of Obama's college records?

Are you trying to tell me that occidental and columbia have tighter security systems than the companies that they have stolen info from?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 14, 2012 10:05 PM (ovpNn)

633 "R" is for Rahm. Soon, he'll be back-pedalling around his mom.

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 10:05 PM (ruiF1)

634 P is for pronoun, off which I is one, so are he, she, it, they, them, us, you, and we, oui, we are finally done ...

Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at August 14, 2012 10:05 PM (qmMAj)

635 P is for Paul, hes mighty fine, that is all.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 14, 2012 10:07 PM (EPbpF)

636 "R" is for rabble, in the flyover states. The clingers who like their hetero mates.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 10:07 PM (xKC/c)

637 *Demands* lawyer after being *nabbed* by Robert!!!

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 14, 2012 10:08 PM (qmMAj)

638 R is for rectal
The site of Dems' heads
Aside from, of course,
Those zoned out on meds

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 10:09 PM (Q4gra)

639 "R" is for Richard, lost soul who clings thee, Robert keeps tabs lest I break free... Posted by: Richard at August 15, 2012 02:05 AM (XJxbj) S is for asleep, of which Robert might fall, from smashing his head against a brick wall...trying to make rhymes. DAMMIT!

Posted by: Robert would starve to death as a poet at August 14, 2012 10:10 PM (4ixH5)

640 "S" is for shag, yes getting laid. Like ol' Jesse Jackson, with a new aide.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 10:11 PM (xKC/c)

641 *Demands* lawyer after being *nabbed* by Robert!!!

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 15, 2012 02:08 AM (qmMAj)

Yo!

Posted by: Johnny Cochofthewalk at August 14, 2012 10:11 PM (4ixH5)

642 Prediction:

Oblamegame and Slojoe are actually going to lose the wimminz vote this election.

Desperation is not sexy. Confidence and competence are both sexy. As time goes by, the desperation of the jerkoff twins will become more and more palpable until they are spraying it around like that guy in the bar that will never get laid in a million years.

The femwilly vote is nearly over now and it will only grow as wimminz get a chance to see R/R in some place where they can actually compare them to the shitbag duo. The feminazi vote will go as it always goes, but their numbers will not be large enough to tilt the entire balance of female votes.

R/R will will every state except: CA, NY, RI, MA, MN, HI, NM, ME, IL, VT, NJ, WA, OR.

Posted by: jc at August 14, 2012 10:11 PM (ufJKx)

643 G is for glove, which clearly don't fit. Now you racist jury, ya'll must acquit!

Posted by: Johnny Cochofthewalk at August 14, 2012 10:13 PM (4ixH5)

644 "S" is for soul that beats "Hardy" amongs't us, Bold to the cause that November will cast us...

Posted by: Richard at August 14, 2012 10:13 PM (XJxbj)

645 I love the classics too; lucky be I to die among those few.

"S" is fer Sirens; Odysseus lashed himself without abandon.

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 10:13 PM (ruiF1)

646 R if for racy, The good kind, like pinups, Not the bad kind, which give demagogues a leg ups,

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 14, 2012 10:13 PM (qmMAj)

647 The femwilly vote is nearly over now and it will only grow as wimminz get a chance to see R/R in some place where they can actually compare them to the shitbag duo. The feminazi vote will go as it always goes, but their numbers will not be large enough to tilt the entire balance of female votes. Posted by: jc at August 15, 2012 02:11 AM (ufJKx) And thus, many a yaoi doujin slash story will be born...

Posted by: ザ政治的帽子 at August 14, 2012 10:14 PM (sZTYJ)

648 Re: Headphones Consider the stereo system. A crappy one costs $100. A middling one costs $200. A decent one costs $250. A good one costs $500. A great one costs $1000. An audiophile-grade stereo system may cost $15k to $20k or more. Now, that doesn't mean that $80 headphones are great, but that's why people spend $80 (or $300) for heaphones. I didn't pay anywhere near retail for my $130 8-channel headset.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 10:14 PM (bxiXv)

649

Posted by: jc at August 15, 2012 02:11 AM (ufJKx)

I could care less what kinda pussy I vote for as long as he keeps me in whore pills.

Posted by: S to the Fluke at August 14, 2012 10:15 PM (4ixH5)

650 The femwilly vote is nearly over now and it will only grow as wimminz get a chance to see R/R in some place where they can actually compare them to the shitbag duo. The feminazi vote will go as it always goes, but their numbers will not be large enough to tilt the entire balance of female votes.

R/R will will every state except: CA, NY, RI, MA, MN, HI, NM, ME, IL, VT, NJ, WA, OR.

Posted by: jc at August 15, 2012 02:11 AM (ufJKx)

True, Ryan went from 7%, to 20% and already at 50% likeability. Dems are freaking out with good reason.

Funny, I read a comment earlier that said Paul Ryans body fat is less then unemployment, loved it..

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 14, 2012 10:15 PM (EPbpF)

651 "T" is for tetanus, and other diseases. Why did you bang those Occupy skeezes?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 10:16 PM (xKC/c)

652

"T" is for truth...

may we never waver, this country's future is on our wager....

Posted by: Richard at August 14, 2012 10:17 PM (XJxbj)

653 T is for thumpin, which r&r will do. Fuck obama and slow biden too.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 14, 2012 10:17 PM (EPbpF)

654 "U" is for uvula, at the back of your throat. Marilynn used hers to tickle men's scrotes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 10:18 PM (xKC/c)

655 U is for Upton
A babe with large tits
Which render most men
Into slobbering gits

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 10:19 PM (Q4gra)

656 "T" is for titan, which Obama think's he's smiting. Pity him because only a common man he is a fightin'.

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 10:19 PM (ruiF1)

657 U is for the United States of America. Whatever happens, future historians will say, "Dude, WTF? A bunch of farmers and smugglers made Rome look like a fruit stand, and instead of *conquering* the known world, they sent the most *charity* to it in history in the process..."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 10:20 PM (bxiXv)

658 T is for teabagging, that vile sex act, attributed to the TEA Party, by lefties so whacked.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 14, 2012 10:20 PM (3yCFy)

659 S is for soulless, Like Obama's doll eyes, That roll to the back of his head, when his serrated teeth drop their disguise ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 14, 2012 10:20 PM (qmMAj)

660 644 Prediction:
Oblamegame and Slojoe are actually going to lose the wimminz vote this election.

Desperation is not sexy. Confidence and competence are both sexy. As time goes by, the desperation of the jerkoff twins will become more and more palpable until they are spraying it around like that guy in the bar that will never get laid in a million years.

---

Nobody likes a leader that makes excuses. I can't think of one instance where the JEF or his has ever taken responsibility for anything even slightly negative. Anyone who doesn't have their head up their ass can see the non-stop excuses for what they are and how pathetic they are coming from the supposed leader of the free world.

Posted by: John Galt's Bile Duct at August 14, 2012 10:20 PM (+/VIS)

661 V is for Vagina. Wait, did Ace just run out of the room?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 10:20 PM (bxiXv)

662 W is for Woo-Woo, because vaginas need more than one letter.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 10:21 PM (bxiXv)

663 A is for A, you mooching sonsabitches. Now someone fetch my Branden, my clitoris itches.

Posted by: Ayn Rand at August 14, 2012 10:21 PM (4ixH5)

664

Posted by: Ayn Rand at August 14, 2012 10:21 PM (4ixH5)

665 (this space reserved for Robert's run for the magic number)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 10:21 PM (bxiXv)

666 "V" is for virgin, upright and pure. Or so you thought, 'til she broke out the spurs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 10:21 PM (xKC/c)

667 V is for victory, assured by Paul Ryan, bringing with him a mandate, and an end to statist lying.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 14, 2012 10:21 PM (3yCFy)

668

"V"

is for ......November

Posted by: Richard at August 14, 2012 10:22 PM (XJxbj)

669 (this space reserved for Robert's run for the magic number) Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 15, 2012 02:21 AM (bxiXv)

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 10:23 PM (4ixH5)

670 "W" is for womyn, fat, stinky, and shrill. And their favorite love-toy, the impact drill.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 10:23 PM (xKC/c)

671 T is for treasury, Of which, ours is broke, So cough up some dough, Mooch-elle wants some more coke ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 14, 2012 10:23 PM (qmMAj)

672 X is for marking your signature because you're illiterate after 10 years of Chicago Public Schooling.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 10:23 PM (bxiXv)

673 W is for Walker, middle name of George Bush; also, a Texas Ranger, giving the Rs a push.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 14, 2012 10:24 PM (3yCFy)

674 Y the Hell not?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 10:24 PM (bxiXv)

675 "X" is for X-ray, a picture inside. Now you don't have to guess where the gerbil did hide.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 10:24 PM (xKC/c)

676 672 "W" is for womyn, fat, stinky, and shrill. And their favorite love-toy, the impact drill.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 15, 2012 02:23 AM (xKC/c)

W is for wtf?

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 14, 2012 10:24 PM (EPbpF)

677 V is, to nerds, velocity, while
Back in the day, it meant Vuarnet style

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 10:24 PM (Q4gra)

678 Z is for Zip Tie. I keep some in my trunk, in case I decide I want to go on a date.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 10:25 PM (bxiXv)

679 Y the Hell not? Because!!!!

Posted by: Millions of angry Wyomingians ... at August 14, 2012 10:25 PM (qmMAj)

680 I am two letters behind.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 10:25 PM (Q4gra)

681 Okay, this is probably a little off topic, but isn't America great? It's a country where Jenna Jameson is retweeting Ann Coulter's posts and linking to Breitbart. The Only thing missing from this is Willy G., the guys from Samuel Adams Brewing, and Sam Colt's ghost.

Posted by: Jerry at August 14, 2012 10:25 PM (4SKYj)

682 "V" is for vertical, which 'rons and 'ettes stand at their best when foiling the perverts who desire nothing but a horizontal rest.

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 10:26 PM (ruiF1)

683 Anyone gonna rock a haiku up in this piece?

Posted by: Mister Christopher at August 14, 2012 10:26 PM (DQhAB)

684 Y is for You, to whom choice belong; vote for two manly men, or a metro in a sarong.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 14, 2012 10:26 PM (3yCFy)

685 I didn't pay anywhere near retail for my $130 8-channel headset.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 15, 2012 02:14 AM (bxiXv)

these are what I'm currently using for listening to music

http://tinyurl.com/8k3ax2u

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 10:26 PM (tw6Ar)

686 685 Anyone gonna rock a haiku up in this piece?

Posted by: Mister Christopher at August 15, 2012 02:26 AM (DQhAB)

Yo Adriane!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 14, 2012 10:26 PM (EPbpF)

687 W has too many syllables.

That letter can go fuck itself.

Posted by: things you never heard on Sesame Street at August 14, 2012 10:27 PM (Q4gra)

688 lou,

Riffin' on the "womyn" vs women theme. Clearly, the joke failed horribly.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 10:27 PM (xKC/c)

689 U is for Unicorn, Which Obama doth ride, With or without the help, Of a tube of astroglide ...

Posted by: Adriane, currently sock free, but wearing pants ... at August 14, 2012 10:27 PM (qmMAj)

690 683 Okay, this is probably a little off topic, but isn't America great? It's a country where Jenna Jameson is retweeting Ann Coulter's posts and linking to Breitbart. Posted by: Jerry at August 15, 2012 02:25 AM (4SKYj) When she first hit the news, I assumed it was a setup for a joke (a Moby, if you will). If it is, she's taking her time with the punch line.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 10:27 PM (bxiXv)

691 Z is for ZZZ, that symbol of snoring; I'm off to bed now, before my rambling gets boring.

Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 14, 2012 10:29 PM (3yCFy)

692 Good night, Warbler!

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 10:30 PM (4ixH5)

693 690 lou,

Riffin' on the "womyn" vs women theme. Clearly, the joke failed horribly.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 15, 2012 02:27 AM (xKC/c)

All good, not one of the "were fierce, were feminist and were in your face" types.

If ya ever get a chance to listen to the women who said this, and Rush played often on his show, it was hilarious, and frankly, very sad.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 14, 2012 10:30 PM (EPbpF)

694 Eastern pretention,
Form substitutes for meaning,
Heavy terse ending.

Posted by: John Galt's Bile Duct at August 14, 2012 10:30 PM (+/VIS)

695 these are what I'm currently using for listening to music http://tinyurl.com/8k3ax2u Posted by: The Dude at August 15, 2012 02:26 AM (tw6Ar) How big are the earpieces? Both my Dad and I have big ears (but huge fat heads so they don't look like taxi doors or anything). I had to add foam shims in mine to keep my ears from rubbing, but it's still not perfect. One of many downsides of having every damned thing made in China (until the collapse, that is). Speaking of the chinese collapse, if you're looking for cheapass stuff like USB hubs, mp3 players, simple electronic tools like diode testers, loupes, and the like... check eBay. The generic Chinese mainland sellers seem to be pretty much giving shit away - wild guess it's part of China trying to make up their losses in volume (like their empty cities).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 10:31 PM (bxiXv)

696 I love it when people accept my haiku challenges. Well done.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at August 14, 2012 10:31 PM (DQhAB)

697 "V" is for ......November Posted by: Richard at August 15, 2012 02:22 AM (XJxbj) Remember, remember the 6th of November Obamacare, treason, and choom (pot). I see no reason why "Simple Joe", & SCoaMF Should never be forgot...

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 14, 2012 10:32 PM (sZTYJ)

698 alphabets, love 'em, writing poetry with friends, and snark, just for laughs ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 14, 2012 10:32 PM (qmMAj)

699 Mero, I'm not saying she's a republican, I just find it interesting where people can find common ground.

Posted by: Jerry at August 14, 2012 10:32 PM (4SKYj)

700 "Y" is for yes, the sound I like to hear. Especially after, "Untie me, dear?"

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 10:32 PM (xKC/c)

701 X is for aircraft, of research type
Sometimes they augur in, beware the hype!

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 10:32 PM (Q4gra)

702 Wang Chi: Here's to the Army and the Navy and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors, the colors that never run. Jack Burton: May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 10:33 PM (bxiXv)

703 Proof that regardless of who the GOP runs, the left will call them "extremists" http://tinyurl.com/8zwyspp

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 14, 2012 10:33 PM (sZTYJ)

704 Prediction:

Once the momentum really starts to build the pair-o-creeps will start losing so many points a week that they will be glad when November gets here just to stop the unmitigated disaster. Each week will be worse than the last for them.

Eventually the left /media fuckfaces will turn on the douchenozzles in order to save leftism and their own egos. From there, they will begin to look like the totally outclassed boxer who gets blasted with a counterpunch every time they attempt to be aggressive. They will eventually be simultaneously ineffective, timid, and desperate. There will be former wimminz supporters that will be so turned off they won't be able to get another ladyboner for 2 years, 4 months, 22 days, and 7 minutes. (Unless they do the bedroom eyes game with Paul Ryan.)

Posted by: jc at August 14, 2012 10:33 PM (ufJKx)

705 "Z" is for zit, on the college kid's face. Should I mention the Clearasil has been tainted with mace?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 10:35 PM (xKC/c)

706 Y is for "Yentl", which I've never seen
It sounds much like "lentil", a dry protein bean

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2012 10:35 PM (Q4gra)

707 V is for values, Like ethics and stuff, Beliefs that keep you firmly grounded, Not wind scattered bits of fluff ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 14, 2012 10:37 PM (qmMAj)

708 Bravo, Blanco! Bravo! That was freakin' awesome!

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 10:37 PM (4ixH5)

709 "1" is for the God they'll blame my actions for, despite the fact that He is more than I could ever die for.

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 10:38 PM (ruiF1)

710 W is for water, Ice, Steam, or Rain ... But when it gets your keyboard, Man! what a pain...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 14, 2012 10:38 PM (qmMAj)

711

people are so over this reality tv president. He was an American idol candidate, and a bunch of losers fell for it, and taxpayers are paying the bill for this bs.

I think it is hilarious when you see these entitlement fkrs screaming for their fair share? WTF did you ever contribute to this great country, shut up!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 14, 2012 10:39 PM (EPbpF)

712 And with that, I'll have to sign off.

I'd like to thank Anna Puma and Scobface for the original inspiration, Robert and some editor for "encouraging" me, and lou's a girl for reminding me not to go too far there at the end.

Good night all.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2012 10:39 PM (xKC/c)

713 I think it is hilarious when you see these entitlement fkrs screaming for their fair share? WTF did you ever contribute to this great country, shut up!! Posted by: lou's a girl at August 15, 2012 02:39 AM (EPbpF) They say "you need to pay your fair share!" The "to me" is implied, except in the case of OWS.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 10:40 PM (bxiXv)

714 M is for margarita which will soon fill my cup, if you want me to get you one you better speak up.

Posted by: jc at August 14, 2012 10:41 PM (ufJKx)

715 Good Night, Blanco, And thanks for all you've done, Some giggles, and some poetry, And even a rib splitting pun ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 14, 2012 10:41 PM (qmMAj)

716 I love margharita pizza!!!

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 14, 2012 10:42 PM (qmMAj)

717 Margarita sans salt please; and don't halt!

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 10:43 PM (ruiF1)

718 actually, I pretty much like all kinds of pizza ...

Posted by: Adriane tells the truth about Eye-talian food preferences ... at August 14, 2012 10:43 PM (qmMAj)

719 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 15, 2012 02:31 AM (bxiXv)

I've got a normal sized head and they fit perfectly in encompassing my ears. A little tight but not too bad, not bad enough where you get headaches nor sore after an hour. Sound is fucking out of this world and worth the cash.

Still bugs me in that no b&m stores carry good headphones

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 10:44 PM (tw6Ar)

720 I'd like to thank Anna Puma and Scobface for the original inspiration, Robert and some editor for "encouraging" me, and lou's a girl for reminding me not to go too far there at the end.

Good night all.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 15, 2012 02:39 AM (xKC/c)

Please, I have no room to talk. Night, have a good week!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 14, 2012 10:44 PM (EPbpF)

721 Good night, Blanco!

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 10:45 PM (4ixH5)

722 I've never measured my head, I just take it for granted.

Yo, Margarita this way!

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 10:46 PM (4ixH5)

723 http://youtu.be/pyyp97eNq2c M is for Mateba, sadly out of business.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 10:49 PM (bxiXv)

724 I've never measured my head, I just take it for granted. I take getting stoned for granite ...

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 14, 2012 10:50 PM (qmMAj)

725 I've never measured my head, I just take it for granted.

Posted by: Robert at August 15, 2012 02:46 AM (4ixH5)

wearing hats and headphones makes you know your measurements

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 10:52 PM (tw6Ar)

726 OK, I sent out 13 margaritas. check your inboxes.

Posted by: jc at August 14, 2012 10:53 PM (ufJKx)

727 Roses are red, Lilies are white, I'm turning into a pumpkin, So it must be midnight ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 14, 2012 10:53 PM (qmMAj)

728 OK, I sent out 13 margaritas. check your inboxes. For he's a jolly, good fellow ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 14, 2012 10:54 PM (qmMAj)

729 O/T: I can meet my judgement as a content man, for I know that I have eased a woman's burden on this earth; every day following that is a bonus.

(Nothing can dim the drunken fool's babbling about things he knows nothing about...)

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 10:54 PM (ruiF1)

730 I take getting stoned for granite ...

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 15, 2012 02:50 AM (qmMAj)

I got stoned after I rode in the front seat of my husband's car.

Posted by: Some Saudi Woman at August 14, 2012 10:55 PM (4ixH5)

731 oh come on now, let me play this game, you let me play it before be it this is a new install but still. I set my region to japan and restarted and everything

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 10:55 PM (tw6Ar)

732 Blue is the sky, Yellow is the sun, Good night, everybody, It's been a screen load of fun ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 14, 2012 10:55 PM (qmMAj)

733 Hi, two dogs. old as hell and free to good homes. So over my dogs and the bad attitudes lately..

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 14, 2012 10:57 PM (EPbpF)

734 Slightly OT, but this guy, Daniel Greenfield, aka Sultan Knish, gets it.

Link in my nic. Check it.

Astute analysis.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at August 14, 2012 10:57 PM (DQhAB)

735 good night Adriane.

Posted by: jc at August 14, 2012 10:58 PM (ufJKx)

736 OK, I sent out 13 margaritas. check your inboxes.

Posted by: jc at August 15, 2012 02:53 AM (ufJKx)

How do you expect me to drink 13 of them?

Guess I'll just have to give it the good ole college try.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 10:59 PM (4ixH5)

737

Night Adriane

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 14, 2012 11:00 PM (EPbpF)

738 Good night, Adriane!

Sweet dreams of Ben Browder singing you the alphabet song while mixing you a margarita wearing nothing but an apron, a bowtie and a smile.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 11:01 PM (4ixH5)

739 Dammit, why is it that the third drink before your last was the one too many?

Room spinning; that better not be Gutfeld doing deadpan.

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 11:03 PM (ruiF1)

740

That is what I am using Fluffy a netbook. With Open Office. I can just curl up with it where I want and start writing

Anna, is Open Office a clone of MS Word? I bailed on Word, am hooked on Scrivener. Looking forward to Nano in November - doing one in August would be....a challenge

Posted by: zeera at August 14, 2012 11:03 PM (XtxRN)

741 "...is Open Office a clone of MS Word?" I'd say it's a clone of Word about 3 versions ago. But I still love that I can easily find a toolbar command without a Ouija board.

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 11:07 PM (ruiF1)

742 Mmmmm... Katy Perry's ass - no tramp stamp!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 11:08 PM (bxiXv)

743 I'm sure Katy Perry doesn't know it, but she likely needs a structured environment, not unlike that of her youth, for a proper orgasm.

Whaaa?

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 11:14 PM (ruiF1)

744 Everyone else is looking at the pics now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 11:14 PM (bxiXv)

745 Already saw 'em.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 11:15 PM (4ixH5)

746 Dead thread, watching red eye, going off on paul ryan, yeah, fox news kinda sucks. Noticing a complete change Thinking maybe they are afraid no parties if they dont kiss liberal ass. Now I know why I dont watch anymore!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 14, 2012 11:22 PM (EPbpF)

747 Not helping me write.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 11:23 PM (bxiXv)

748 Prediction:

as team shitbag loses ground, Eric Holder's critics will gain traction and he will be in real peril. at that time the long knives will definitely be out.

Posted by: jc at August 14, 2012 11:24 PM (ufJKx)

749 ooookay, friend just texted me "Is it poss to jerk off while runnin"

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 11:25 PM (tw6Ar)

750 "ooookay, friend just texted me "Is it poss to jerk off while runnin"

It's difficult, but possible.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at August 14, 2012 11:28 PM (DQhAB)

751 Where there's a willie, there's a way?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 11:29 PM (bxiXv)

752 Prediction:

2012 will be the year where literally millions of Americans will come to realize they completely despise the corporate media and begin to take action matching their disdain. It will start with cancelled subscriptions and grow in many ways. Over a few years people will come to speak of the corporate media like it was dogshit tracked into the shag carpet.

Posted by: jc at August 14, 2012 11:29 PM (ufJKx)

753 Going into writing cave mode to have a shadow of a chance of getting words done tonight. Sleep well, best wishes, Katie Perry's posterior, etc.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2012 11:30 PM (bxiXv)

754 good night dark lord. write well and with vigor.

Posted by: jc at August 14, 2012 11:31 PM (ufJKx)

755 O/T: Fuck; it appears that I am to be Jason since she sees herself as Medea.

Woe be unto the little ones, for it will not be my hand that harms them...

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 11:33 PM (ruiF1)

756

Posted by: jc at August 15, 2012 03:29 AM (ufJKx)

In the next four years you're gonna see lots of big name print publications shit themselves and die. Newsweek...well, that's a guarantee at this point.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 11:35 PM (4ixH5)

757 okay, he's drunk. He's linking me videos to The Bohemians which has a dude wearing huge Chanel earrings and looks like he was downs with the way he moves his lips

http://tinyurl.com/czdwsgz

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 11:35 PM (tw6Ar)

758 Good night, mero!

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 11:35 PM (4ixH5)

759 So, who the hell hangs out at this frat house at this hour? I'm never here... oh wait... okay, now I'm here. Who else?

Posted by: tcn at August 14, 2012 11:37 PM (SJnOF)

760 761 So, who the hell hangs out at this frat house at this hour? I'm never here... oh wait... okay, now I'm here. Who else?

Posted by: tcn at August 15, 2012 03:37 AM (SJnOF)

===

well, me. and I think we are neighbors.

Posted by: jc at August 14, 2012 11:40 PM (ufJKx)

761 Outlandish Prediction:

In 2012, it will occur to over one million women that feminazis want to tax those women because they have husbands, and ... feminazis usually don't because of the bitch factor. Over 1/2 million women will actually say the phrase "Damn. I am paying the bitch tax" in their own heads.

Posted by: jc at August 14, 2012 11:44 PM (ufJKx)

762 "So, who the hell hangs out at this frat house at this hour?"

Them's a fighting words! The honor of Ewokka Snappa Slappa will be defended to the last man. The last man, writhing in pain and cursing his birth, will see that no one doubts the truth of wine!

Posted by: derit at August 14, 2012 11:46 PM (ruiF1)

763 you know, there is a surprising amount of great dancers in Japan but this dude isn't one of them

http://tinyurl.com/9u8f4u9

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 11:47 PM (tw6Ar)

764 I'm still around. I've been busy doing edits on an EPUB in Sigil. I sent the first MOBI and EPUB versions to the author, John DeChancie, and was making some changes he requested.

Also waiting on the last few gigs of a massive Urusei Yatsura torrent. Been meaning to get the whole lot for years and kept forgetting or not finding a good one when I remembered.

Posted by: epobirs at August 14, 2012 11:50 PM (kcfmt)

765 Prediction:

within the next 6 hours more than 14 people will say to themselves: "that guy's predictions are pretty much bullshit."

Posted by: jc at August 14, 2012 11:50 PM (ufJKx)

766

Posted by: epobirs at August 15, 2012 03:50 AM (kcfmt)

thats a lot of anime to watch

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 11:52 PM (tw6Ar)

767 Prediction: Robert will get home in the morning and fire one out.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 11:53 PM (4ixH5)

768 And the second Urusei Yatsura movie, Beautiful Dreamer, is fucking great.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2012 11:54 PM (4ixH5)

769 wtf he just facetime called me, said one quick thing and hung up

Posted by: The Dude at August 14, 2012 11:56 PM (tw6Ar)

770 Prediction:

by the end of the month a lot more people than just the Rottie will be calling it "dumping a big Obama and then wiping my Biden."

Posted by: jc at August 15, 2012 12:01 AM (ufJKx)

771 HAH!

I'll be calling it that by the end of the day.

Posted by: Robert at August 15, 2012 12:05 AM (4ixH5)

772 hmm may have to order this
http://tinyurl.com/9vmmhhj

Posted by: The Dude at August 15, 2012 12:11 AM (tw6Ar)

773 I have an absurdly large backlog of video material to watch. Plus games accumulated since the first 32-bit generation.

I'm all set for a life of leisure should I win the lottery.

Posted by: epobirs at August 15, 2012 12:13 AM (kcfmt)

774 195 episodes plus a special. I already had all of the movies. My introduction was one of those on an anime night at LASFS in the mid-80s, run by Fred Patten, who was the club's alpha anime enthusiast.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Patten

Posted by: epobirs at August 15, 2012 12:17 AM (kcfmt)

775 it's shopped to hell but very nice though I see no bulge to be canonically correct

http://tinyurl.com/9v92f7x

Posted by: The Dude at August 15, 2012 12:21 AM (tw6Ar)

776 talk about a whooty
http://tinyurl.com/8t7pn94

Posted by: The Dude at August 15, 2012 12:22 AM (tw6Ar)

777 Predilection: everything i hold dear (the hot little redhead who is actually not a redhead in those Wendy's commercials) will be banished (by Dave's real-life daughter). Oh, sweet irony!

Posted by: derit at August 15, 2012 12:26 AM (ruiF1)

778 778 talk about a whooty http://tinyurl.com/8t7pn94 Posted by: The Dude at August 15, 2012 04:22 AM (tw6Ar) Ironically, I like her better as Velma. Partly the hair, partly she just looks relaxed, ready to play. Homey. Yes, I know, I'm writing. Shut up.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 15, 2012 12:27 AM (bxiXv)

779

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 15, 2012 04:27 AM (bxiXv)

http://tinyurl.com/cjcrry7

Posted by: The Dude at August 15, 2012 12:31 AM (tw6Ar)

780 gotta go kids. CYA.

Posted by: jc at August 15, 2012 12:33 AM (ufJKx)

781 Done! All 39.15 GB of it. The last file to complete was the first episode, annoyingly enough.

Posted by: epobirs at August 15, 2012 12:34 AM (kcfmt)

782 http://mariedoll.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d4mvpei

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 15, 2012 12:43 AM (bxiXv)

783 curious on how old she is

Posted by: The Dude at August 15, 2012 12:44 AM (tw6Ar)

784 785 curious on how old she is Posted by: The Dude at August 15, 2012 04:44 AM (tw6Ar) Just the right age by the looks of it. Aren't I supposed to be writing?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 15, 2012 12:50 AM (bxiXv)

785 Aren't I supposed to be writing?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 15, 2012 04:50 AM (bxiXv)

Plenty of time to do that tomorrow.

Posted by: Robert sez better to put off tomorrow what you can do today at August 15, 2012 12:53 AM (4ixH5)

786 Goddamn fucking piece of shit Firefix brings my shit to a crawl and I gotta find all my links again and ARGH!

Fuck you, Mozilla. Fuck you.

Posted by: Robert at August 15, 2012 12:53 AM (4ixH5)

787 Plenty of time to do that tomorrow. Posted by: Robert sez better to put off tomorrow what you can do today at August 15, 2012 04:53 AM (4ixH5) It is tomorrow.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 15, 2012 12:55 AM (bxiXv)

788 wonder if she has a webcam show....eh

Posted by: The Dude at August 15, 2012 12:56 AM (tw6Ar)

789 fucking guys are still up? I thought I was the insomniac.

Posted by: Berserker at August 15, 2012 12:59 AM (FMbng)

790 #786

For Bob Guccione, apparently.

Posted by: epobirs at August 15, 2012 01:00 AM (kcfmt)

791 #791

In triple digit weather during the day? Right now is the best time to be awake.

Posted by: epobirs at August 15, 2012 01:01 AM (kcfmt)

792 791 fucking guys are still up? I thought I was the insomniac. Posted by: Berserker at August 15, 2012 04:59 AM (FMbng) It's only 2am here. My prime writing time only started about an hour ago (stupid diurnal civilization).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 15, 2012 01:02 AM (bxiXv)

793 oh yeah, only through the first play through but Fate/Stay Night is worth a read though the second sex scene was even more awkward as you can apparently blow a load and get another hard on at the drop of a hat. Good story, thumbs up

Posted by: The Dude at August 15, 2012 01:05 AM (tw6Ar)

794 fucking guys are still up? I thought I was the insomniac.

Posted by: Berserker at August 15, 2012 04:59 AM (FMbng)

Still got me a few more hours of drudgery. 'Sup?

Posted by: Robert at August 15, 2012 01:12 AM (4ixH5)

795 In triple digit weather during the day? Right now is the best time to be awake.

Posted by: epobirs at August 15, 2012 05:01 AM (kcfmt)

Testify, Brother Epo!

Posted by: Robert at August 15, 2012 01:13 AM (4ixH5)

796 It is tomorrow.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 15, 2012 04:55 AM (bxiXv)

You're cornpooter isn't going anywhere. World's still spinning. Sun's still rising.

Take a breather.

Posted by: Robert shows you how to do things the Mexican way at August 15, 2012 01:15 AM (4ixH5)

797 PRAYERS GO UP!!! BLESSINGS COME DOWN!!!

ah, good ol Christian music for Korean StarCraft 2

Posted by: The Dude at August 15, 2012 01:18 AM (tw6Ar)

798 You're cornpooter isn't going anywhere. World's still spinning. Sun's still rising. Take a breather. Posted by: Robert shows you how to do things the Mexican way at August 15, 2012 05:15 AM (4ixH5) Too many breaks, not enough work. Though I did just laugh when I realized my science-fiction horror story turned into a romance on the second-to-last page and then ended in nuclear fire. Not precisely what I had planned, but very trenchant as the kids say.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 15, 2012 01:24 AM (bxiXv)

799 Good morning. I tried to sleep, but I have a bit of knee pain from gout, and all I had was a bunch of dreams about being buried alive or something.

I am beginning to think I should try one of the national novel writing month thingeys, if only for theraputic purposes or something.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 15, 2012 02:15 AM (2S60h)

800 Is everyone over on the other thread or something?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 15, 2012 02:20 AM (2S60h)

801 Hmm, maybe if I actually eat I'll feel better. Have a decent morning, guys. L8r.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 15, 2012 02:25 AM (2S60h)

802 Kolbe's story is truly inspiring. I wonder if there is another inspiring story for today.

Hmm. The Assumption of the Virgin Mary? Oh wow, that's today as well.

Posted by: Blacksmith8✡ at August 15, 2012 02:28 AM (O2Gu6)

803 Isn't what is happening to CA grad schools exactly what will happen to Med care under Obama? Sorry you cannot go to grad school, but when u can get in it's free!

Posted by: Brian at August 15, 2012 03:49 AM (ZbkDv)

804 Ace should compile the Blanco alphabet into a post!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 15, 2012 09:37 AM (r4wIV)

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