August 16, 2012
— Maetenloch
Tonight's ONT is weak but this time I have a medical-type excuse - apparently I'm now joining the Kool Kids Kidney Stonerz Klub. 
Not to worry - I've been a member before and have lots of fluids and narcotics available. Although to be fair that's true of pretty much every other Thursday night too.
Or why you can't not look at this picture and go 'Ahhhh...'.
Democrats Re-Running the 1980 Playbook?
Perhaps not intentionally but the nearest comparison to Obama's campaign nastiness is Jimmy Carter around this time in 1980:
The liberal columnist Richard Reeves wrote: "The Carter campaign is as mean-spirited as any you'll see in American politics. Where this meanness comes from is obvious to anyone who has watched Carter's rise to the Presidency and the attempts to keep him there-it comes from the top, from Jimmy Carter." . . .
Speaking at Martin Luther King's Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta on September 15, Carter said: "You've seen in this campaign the stirrings of hate and the rebirth of code words like 'states' rights' in a speech in Mississippi, in a campaign reference to the Ku Klux Klan relating to the south. . .
'Mr. Carter has abandoned all dignity in his round-the-clock attack on Mr. Reagan's character and standing, jumping (in a most sanctimonious tone of voice) for "offenses" similar to many Mr. Carter himself has committed, and, most recently, concluding from all this that Mr. Reagan is a "racist" and a purveyor of "hatred." This description doesn't fit Mr. Reagan. What it fits, or more precisely, fits into, is Jimmy Carter's miserable record of personally savaging political opponents (Hubert Humphrey, Edward Kennedy) whenever the going got rough. . . Jimmy Carter, as before, seems to have few limits beyond which he will not go in the abuse of opponents and reconstruction of history.'
Here hoping that Team Obama is so confident that they think they can finally run the playbook 'right'.
Has Brett Kimberlin Finally Gone Too Far?
Live by the courts, die by the courts. Now that his victims are being represented by the Blogger's Defense Team and suing him, he's open to discovery but is refusing to comply.
In my last post on this subject I said that discovery had been served. What I didn't know is that it had been served much, much earlier than I realized, so that it was due... on August 10. That would be almost a week ago. So yes, I was posting we had served him with discovery two days before it was due. In fact he was already informing my attorneys by then he would not comply.
Glenn Reynolds once observed that in a promised lawsuit by Brandon Darby against Neal Rauhauser that "the discovery process should be productive." Well, apparently that is precisely what Kimberlin doesn't want in this case: productive discovery. The deadline has passed and Kimberlin has refused to comply, to any degree, with legally mandated discovery requests. He hasn't produced one relevant document, answered a single interrogatory, and so on.
I'm guessing this won't end well for him or his associates.
Feds Have Yet to Talk With Jon Corzine?!?
Even as the MF Global investigation is nearing its end:
A criminal investigation into the collapse of the brokerage firm MF Global and the disappearance of about $1 billion in customer money is now heading into its final stage without charges expected against any top executives.After 10 months of stitching together evidence on the firm's demise, criminal investigators are concluding that chaos and porous risk controls at the firm, rather than fraud, allowed the money to disappear, according to people involved in the case....
In the most telling indication yet that the MF Global investigation is winding down, federal authorities are seeking to interview the former chief of the firm, Jon S. Corzine, next month, according to the people involved in the case. Authorities hope that Mr. Corzine, who is expected to accept the invitation, will shed light on the actions of other employees at MF Global.
Oh well no big deal, sometimes a billion dollars just goes missing. These kind of things happen so just move along.
Liberal Professors Just As Biased, Intolerant As You Suspected
So much so they don't mind freely declaring that they'd discriminate against any conservatives they come across:
Psychologists Yoel Inbar and Joris Lammers, based at Tilburg University in the Netherlands, surveyed a roughly representative sample of academics and scholars in social psychology and found that "In decisions ranging from paper reviews to hiring, many social and personality psychologists admit that they would discriminate against openly conservative colleagues."
.More than a third of the respondents said they would discriminate against the conservative candidate. One respondent wrote in that if department members "could figure out who was a conservative, they would be sure not to hire them."
And by 'busy' I mean baby-making-oriented fucking or else we're gonna get out-reproduced by the French. The French!!
With an average pre-recession TFR of 2.1 (which is replacement level) growth in overall U.S. population was coming almost entirely from immigration-legal and illegal. If immigration slows down, as much evidence suggests it has, and TFR continues at a France-like level, then we face the prospect of a shrinking U.S. population in the near future. And if you think our social insurance programs (Social Security, Medicare, etc) are in bad shape now, just wait.
Yahoo group. That is all.
And my Twitter spew.
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Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 16, 2012 06:43 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: nickless at August 16, 2012 06:45 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: South park at August 16, 2012 06:45 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 16, 2012 06:46 PM (61onk)
Posted by: Jon Corzine at August 16, 2012 06:47 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 16, 2012 06:47 PM (GEICT)
Mindin' my own bidness at home yesterday, heard a very warbird-like engine sound outside. Go out, look up, and it's a B-25 with a Zero on his wingtip. They circle off beyond the treeline, and re-appear with a P-40. They circle again and come back with a Corsair. Don't see that every day.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at August 16, 2012 06:47 PM (celt+)
Posted by: Museisluse at August 16, 2012 06:48 PM (pQ1p8)
"Then tie him up, and hold him over the volcano's edge... and you will finally meet the man"
Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 16, 2012 06:48 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: fluffy at August 16, 2012 06:49 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: Museisluse at August 16, 2012 10:48 PM (pQ1p
Nope - Dr. Morphine Sulfate says I don't need it.
Posted by: Mætenloch at August 16, 2012 06:49 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 16, 2012 06:49 PM (yHygX)
We hearby dub this kitteh a Hate Group!
We'll be sending out a horrifying fund raising newsletter shortly.
Posted by: SPLC at August 16, 2012 06:50 PM (aineu)
Laugh away, douchebags. I mock your fighting off tooth and claw slilz.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2012 06:50 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: fluffy at August 16, 2012 06:50 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 06:50 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 16, 2012 06:51 PM (UTq/I)
Did you pass one or was it discovered?
I've passed them, had some excised and some lithotripped and one got stuck and went septicemia I am now awaiting the opportunity to do away with the last of them soon.
Make sure they assay the stones. (save them if you pass them) it helps the diagnosis.
Also check if you have high uric acid (causes gout and gout can hurt worse than a kidney stone).
Uric acid can also cause other systems to go out of kilter. I'm being treated for my long term gout and I will tell you it has been a drastic change from where I was a few months ago. For the better.
Good luck. Try not to pass one it supposedly is 8 on the pain scale. About even with child birth. (oh look. It's a baby stone. AWWWWW it's so cute)
Posted by: Hylozoic at August 16, 2012 06:51 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 16, 2012 06:51 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 16, 2012 06:51 PM (8XHAK)
Posted by: Jake in ID at August 16, 2012 06:51 PM (LyEfv)
Posted by: arcadehero at August 16, 2012 06:52 PM (zt7SE)
Too much of that going on everywhere. At the risk of being insulting to parents here, its selfish and immature to refuse to have kids so you can have more fun for yourselves and live a nicer life by saving money.
Its your duty and responsibility to have kids if you're married. And teach them your ethics and virtues. This isn't about you, its about culture and the future.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 06:52 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 06:53 PM (bxiXv)
I know! The guy is telling the truth. Can't have that in a mainstream conservative site
Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 16, 2012 06:53 PM (QTHTd)
No fun. And that was back in the dark ages (not that I'm giving away my age or anything).
Get them zapped. And ask for pain meds (whether you need them or not)....as a reward.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2012 06:53 PM (UOM48)
I got an email this morning from my brother, informing me and others that he has safely arrived in Afghanistan. Now the long wait for him to get back safely begins....
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 16, 2012 06:53 PM (aBN4S)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 06:53 PM (baHgn)
Journos are all spouting the line that the h8 is spewing from both sides, but this ad, well, it seems to show it all coming from the left. Which it is.
Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at August 16, 2012 06:53 PM (PH+2B)
Posted by: eman at August 16, 2012 06:53 PM (u3Rkr)
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 16, 2012 06:53 PM (QsvZX)
Yeah there are a lot of Car-B-Q youths of indeterminate religion and ethnic origin in those stats, not Frenchmen.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 06:54 PM (r4wIV)
Maet! As a Stonerz member myself, I offer you supportive condolences. The first time I had no idea what was going on so I pulled my car over to the side of the road and through the incredible pain thought to myself, "So here's where I'm gonna die, couple of hundred yards from the Dumbarton Bridge!"
Hello to one and all!
Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 16, 2012 06:54 PM (oLgLE)
of course that means our Hispanics are slowing down at popping the darlings out as well...
yay......I'll skip the eugenics jokes.
Dhimmi was a dork.
My grade school class voted overwhelmingly for Carter in our "decision '80 students vote" poll the teachers had the notion we indicated our parents' choice....
reality was a little different....the teachers had hinted that "Carter was for education, and he is a smart man who ran nuclear subs"
"Reagan was a jelly bean eating movie actor"
Thing was I was one of 3 kids who had seen Dan Akroyd as Carter in a bit on SNL....
any of you 40 somethings that remember "white shadow"...
Dhimmi was "White SCOAMF"....
that is all
Posted by: sven10077 at August 16, 2012 06:54 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: George RR Martin at August 16, 2012 06:55 PM (/YJYi)
Posted by: Mjölnir, the Banhammer from Hell at August 16, 2012 06:55 PM (Jls4P)
I had a bit over $100 in rewards points on my Cabela's card, so just for shits & giggles I picked up a Nagant revolver on sale for $119. What a piece of shit. The hammer blocks the rear sight unless you cock it, the DA trigger pull is about 20 pounds and cramped my arm in six pulls, and it loads and unloads like an 1873 Colt (which is fine in Tombstone but not so hot in Stalingrad).
Then I adjusted my thinking. Sure, it's a miserable excuse for a combat pistol, but it was more than servicablel for an NKVD officer to discourage desertion through a few back-of-the-neck shots pour encourager les autres.
Now I find it rather brutally charming.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at August 16, 2012 06:55 PM (celt+)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 16, 2012 06:56 PM (N/WI2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 16, 2012 06:56 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Big Zesty at August 16, 2012 06:56 PM (LC+RE)
One way that debt collecting attorneys make their money is when people don't comply with the interrogatories after a judgment is won.
They then can get a judge to ORDER the defendant to be deposed in person AND if they don't show for that, they can get a judge to fine them for the associated costs that they caused the plaintiff by not showing up.
DEEEEEELICIOUS.
Posted by: Hylozoic at August 16, 2012 06:56 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: Jake in ID at August 16, 2012 06:56 PM (LyEfv)
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 16, 2012 06:57 PM (sZTYJ)
...........
It is a very selfish generation.. into themselves and wanting to keep their young lifestyle. They will find they cannot at some point and regret their decisions.. but oh well.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 16, 2012 06:57 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2012 06:57 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: toby928© at August 16, 2012 06:57 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 06:58 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 06:58 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: rickl at August 16, 2012 06:58 PM (sdi6R)
...Make sure they assay the stones. (save them if you pass them) it helps the diagnosis.
Not yet but I've been having occasional dull pains in the side that would come and go and then I started getting rust-colored urine. I usually get a small stone about every 4-5 years so I recognize the signs. Usually they pass on their own and I only need drugs when it gets really painful.
Kidney stones run in the family so we're pretty familiar with the drill. We're part of the calcium oxalate tribe.
Posted by: Mætenloch at August 16, 2012 06:59 PM (pAlYe)
Take your med, and push fluids.... I started drinking cranberry juice (Ocean Spray had a bunch of different flavors), it seems to help reduce the number of attacks...
Posted by: Mjölnir, the Banhammer from Hell at August 16, 2012 06:59 PM (Jls4P)
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 16, 2012 06:59 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 16, 2012 06:59 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 16, 2012 07:00 PM (R+6Q+)
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: USMC8541 at August 16, 2012 07:01 PM (v2yk5)
Posted by: Ben at August 16, 2012 07:01 PM (XDHBy)
I think average "main street' folks are very very ready to vote NO to 4 more years of "Laws don't apply to dem politicians and high dollar Dem donors" but they need to be reminded of the extent of it.
Posted by: PaleRider at August 16, 2012 07:01 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: eman at August 16, 2012 07:02 PM (u3Rkr)
Posted by: snoop dogg's index finger at August 16, 2012 07:02 PM (Mj4Zt)
Posted by: My kidneys ache all the time at August 16, 2012 07:02 PM (D7lJF)
For a hundred years, it was always the cheese. Then, it wasn't.
Here's some brotherly advice from the internet: do not trust a nephrologist or urologist just on word-of-mouth. There are some criminally negligent lithotripsy practitioners out there, and they manage to get confidentiality riders attached to their malpractice payouts. Many of them are also very popular, because they're so bubbly-nice while they're killing you.
And yes, I speak from experience. I recommend the Cleveland Clinic.
Posted by: comatus read a book with a Dagny in it at August 16, 2012 07:03 PM (qaVK+)
Posted by: Mountainturtle at August 16, 2012 07:03 PM (8JJcY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2012 07:03 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at August 16, 2012 07:04 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 16, 2012 07:05 PM (uVuwp)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 07:06 PM (bxiXv)
well I don't count....the whole right mind thing...
sven's advice for guys to hold their breath and leap...
a) keep your penis out of other girls
b)""""""""""""""""""""""""""" any boys
c)cook
d)earn money
e)listen or at least feign it
f)remember she is the one who gave you the kids and that is a double edged sword
g)ponder whether they need taught shooting
happy hunting
Posted by: sven10077 at August 16, 2012 07:06 PM (LRFds)
81 as a retired military cop stationed in europe i can give you the exact reason
its against the law as per as theatre sopa and nato treaty
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 16, 2012 07:08 PM (Shrag)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 07:08 PM (d5fLT)
Happy dreams, everyone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2012 07:08 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: nickless at August 16, 2012 07:08 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 07:09 PM (baHgn)
1) Germany is really anti-gun and it is part of SOFA, in the old days GIs could buy there and be in a gun club.....but "crazy Americans eleventy!
2) I'd check with the provost marshal's office....
last time I was on post as a domicile was in 2003, but unless Choom changed policy ordinarily you can register it....
of course it would not shock me if Bark reacted to Hasan by taking away all non-openly Jihadist scum soldiers' firearms......
enjoy
Posted by: sven10077 at August 16, 2012 07:09 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 16, 2012 07:10 PM (uVuwp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2012 07:10 PM (UOM48)
One's my limit. She's my sunshine, but I can't imagine trying to get two or more ready for school every morning. My hat's off to those that can.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 07:11 PM (d6TfZ)
Reasons: customs, laws of the host country, hassles and liabilities of privately owned weapons, transport and import/export.
I suggest that she get a safe deposit box. Pay in advance for 5 years. Disassemble the weapon so there is no way any bullet could be fired or present. Put weapon in the safe deposit box and give you a key.
Done and done.
Added protection: ask an attorney.
Posted by: Hylozoic at August 16, 2012 07:11 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 07:12 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 16, 2012 07:12 PM (61onk)
Posted by: holhmer simpton at August 16, 2012 07:12 PM (D7lJF)
- Paul Ryan can make a woman pregnant just by balancing her checkbook.
- There is no survival of the fittest, only survival of species Paul Ryan isn't interested in hunting.
- Atlas shrugged so Paul Ryan could give him a back rub.
- Honey badger don't give a **** about anything except Paul Ryan's budget, which he supports and cares deeply about.
- God rested on the seventh day because Paul Ryan was managing His retirement account.
- At midnight on Paul Ryan's birthday, if you are pure of heart, you can hear farm animals talk about American exceptionalism.
- Paul Ryan can divide by zero.
- Ireland began experiencing financial problems because Paul Ryan's ancestors left.
- Paul Ryan was able to calculate Brett Favre's exact retirement date as early as 1999.
- Paul Ryan once had a coughing fit while walking along Wall Street. Traders immediately bought $15 billion worth of stock in "HWAK UHK UHKH".
-Paul Ryan's tears could pay off the national debt. Too bad he never cries.
Posted by: Paul Ryan Facts at August 16, 2012 07:13 PM (9F2c1)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 07:13 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: Joachim von Ribbentrop at August 16, 2012 07:13 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 07:13 PM (d5fLT)
93 germany is just like italy, no execptions
we put a couple in our deposit box here in hawaii and the others went to my sister outside chicago to babysit
it was a nightmare
most people sell their weapons before they transfer because of the hassle
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 16, 2012 07:14 PM (Shrag)
Posted by: Lauren at August 16, 2012 07:15 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: logprof"
Boys are lovely, yes. I'll take a pass. My husband may feel differently, but the line can die here. I'm way too old to be reproducin' now.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 07:15 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 16, 2012 07:16 PM (sZTYJ)
I know! The guy is telling the truth. Can't have that in a mainstream conservative site
Posted by: Boulder Hobo, lord of the chartreuse longbow at August 16, 2012 10:53 PM (QTHTd)
Having wide-open discussions of racial-biological differences on a "mainstream conservative" political website is going to accomplish what? Other than instantly no longer being a mainstream conservative site.
Posted by: cm9000 at August 16, 2012 07:16 PM (lzvtR)
http://tinyurl.com/94csz5t
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 07:17 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Guy who fell asleep in health class at August 16, 2012 07:17 PM (mxnUd)
Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 16, 2012 07:17 PM (uVuwp)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 07:18 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 16, 2012 07:18 PM (oLgLE)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 07:18 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 07:19 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2012 07:20 PM (/FT0A)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 16, 2012 07:20 PM (ovpNn)
Dilaudid, Percocet, Flomax (to relax the smooth muscle of the ureter), and fluids. I think I still hurt, but just couldn't stay awake long enough to care.
My 6 pack a day of cola stopped that day.
Posted by: someone at August 16, 2012 07:21 PM (bqjJT)
111 if cjk isn't openly using racist terms or eluding to or openly supporting race hatred what's the big deal?
a part of conservative values is everyone has a free voice to debate their ideas....until the line is crossed of course
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 16, 2012 07:21 PM (Shrag)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 07:21 PM (bxiXv)
Your welcome for that little distracting image at the start of the ont.
Posted by: endeavor to persevere at August 16, 2012 07:21 PM (zZJJp)
Posted by: eman at August 16, 2012 07:22 PM (u3Rkr)
About to break 17k words, I hope.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 07:22 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: eman"
Mom and I were practically bitter enemies until I was @24 or so. Then I grew up. Now she's my best friend, and I love her dearly.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 07:23 PM (d6TfZ)
Yippee tie yie yay M f'er.
Posted by: Hylozoic at August 16, 2012 07:23 PM (Vh0f5)
Posted by: Jake in ID at August 16, 2012 07:23 PM (LyEfv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 07:24 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 07:24 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 16, 2012 07:24 PM (N/WI2)
Posted by: Jake in ID at August 16, 2012 07:24 PM (LyEfv)
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 16, 2012 07:25 PM (a4CUi)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 07:26 PM (baHgn)
Amazing how today's Dem campaign is word-for-word what Carter's was. Not a lot of creativity among the proponents of slavery.
Mostly though, I'm just making sure the extended sock works.
Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit who wants some R & R at August 16, 2012 07:26 PM (JB7VT)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor"
I am scared shitless when I think of stuff that could go wrong, and stuff I have to watch out for. Oh, well, others have done it successfully, I can, too.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 07:26 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 16, 2012 07:26 PM (NzBQO)
132 I don't even want to imagine what it would be like.
so far i have made to the 'yeah dad, i've got tits..i'm a girl' and survived
next up............dad, i'm bleeding
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 16, 2012 07:27 PM (Shrag)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 16, 2012 07:27 PM (N/WI2)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 16, 2012 07:27 PM (61onk)
Your welcome for that little distracting image at the start of the ont.
Posted by: endeavor to persevere at August 16, 2012 11:21 PM
It's been done, sort of.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060397/
Posted by: huerfano at August 16, 2012 07:27 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 11:24 PM (r4wIV)
Try raising three, with no daddy to scare off the punks. Homeschool has other advantages besides academic I'm finding.
Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit who wants some R & R at August 16, 2012 07:28 PM (JB7VT)
At least being a girl you can puzzle out a woman's mind. Its confusing and scary to us fellas.
Its not like mens' minds and motivation are all that cryptic.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 07:28 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 07:28 PM (bxiXv)
This is not even close to the first time.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 11:21 PM (bxiXv)
I'll leave weather he is a bigot aside, this is not the place for it.
Posted by: cm9000 at August 16, 2012 07:29 PM (lzvtR)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 16, 2012 11:27 PM (61onk)
That's one brave man you've got there BarbtEG.
Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit who wants some R & R at August 16, 2012 07:29 PM (JB7VT)
Posted by: JParker at August 16, 2012 07:30 PM (8HhF2)
I am the last of the romantics there is someone for everyone a 43 year old friend of mine got married a few years back.
My only concern is she is 37 a bit old for kids.
Keep your head up things work out in time.
Posted by: sven10077 at August 16, 2012 07:30 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 07:30 PM (bxiXv)
So, here I am, virtual social life instead of a real one.
(shrug)
Also last male heir on both sides of the family, so kind of sucks for the bloodlines.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 11:06 PM (bxiXv)
Buck up dude - even on your worst days you're still a better catch than most potential Russian or Chinese husbands. That's alone gives you a shot at like 700 million women.
Posted by: Mætenloch at August 16, 2012 07:30 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 07:30 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 16, 2012 07:31 PM (vDl/w)
146 At least being a girl you can puzzle out a woman's mind. Its confusing and scary to us fellas.
shiiiiiiiit
here is all you need to know about females AND I MEAN ALL FEMALES
this is a take notes moment btw (i hated when all my chiefs used to say that)
ALL FEMALES ARE EVIL!!! ALL OF THEM
fini
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 16, 2012 07:31 PM (Shrag)
Posted by: eman at August 16, 2012 07:31 PM (u3Rkr)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor"
Heh, men's minds are far more cryptic than they believe them to be. I think it's a myth that men's minds are "simple to figure out". I think men in our culture are programmed to sell their motivations short.
But, I'm a chick, so maybe I'm over analyzing. LOL!
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 07:31 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 16, 2012 07:32 PM (N/WI2)
She turned it down then.
Her reasoning?
If he lost it would tarnish her for 2016.
If he won and continued his stupid socialist shit she would have to defend it in 2016.
http://tinyurl.com/8q86enk
Also first pictures of our dreamy shirtless Vice Presidential Candidate hit the net!
http://tinyurl.com/8ccocra
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 16, 2012 07:32 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 07:32 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: sven1007"
Had mine at 38. I was considered "high risk", but had no problem. Easy peasy. Seriously.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 07:33 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: Jake in ID at August 16, 2012 07:33 PM (LyEfv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 07:34 PM (bxiXv)
You are in so much trouble. So much.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 07:34 PM (d6TfZ)
I do not like this discussion. I do not like it at all. Never had a kidney stone, and I would like to believe I'm immune. If I'm wrong, don't tell me. But maybe I can imagine the pain. Picture it: waking up from major surgery, and there is this apparatus in my unit. Before I can escape the hospital, I must demonstrate many abilities, but after that, this thing in my unit must go. Finally the nice lady arrives, and she will extricate it. I ask her, naively, "will this hurt?" She says "no," and proceeds to inflict on me the most intense and fundamental pain of my life. I glare at the lying bitch until she exits from sheer shame. And yet, I imagine, that in those moments, I have glimpsed something of what it must be like to expel one of those stones.
Posted by: Splunge at August 16, 2012 07:34 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 16, 2012 07:34 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 16, 2012 07:35 PM (N/WI2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 07:35 PM (d5fLT)
This is not even close to the first time.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 11:21 PM
Paying attention. As usual. Good on you.
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 16, 2012 07:35 PM (a4CUi)
Nah, the problem is women are complicated, subtle, and confusing, so they presume men are. We ain't. What you see is what you get, you just keep trying to find some secret meaning behind it.
Its a lie that men are only interested in titties and beer, but women way over complicate things in men.
John Wayne was in his 50s when he had his first kid. But then: John Wayne.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 07:35 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Jake in ID at August 16, 2012 07:35 PM (LyEfv)
Posted by: DAve at August 16, 2012 07:35 PM (DyID+)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 16, 2012 07:36 PM (61onk)
WhatÂ’s fluffy, has four paws and just might be the latest tool in the war against terror? A kitten!
WeÂ’ve heard of prisoners who cooperate with authorities being rewarded with cigarettes, better food, perhaps an upgrade in digs. But in Guantanamo Bay, weÂ’re told that the military brass have added pet cats to the list of perks accorded particularly helpful detainees. [...]
Posted by: andycanuck at August 16, 2012 07:36 PM (vDl/w)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor"
Dig up the Duke and he could impregnate anyone of us right now, male or female. It's the Duke, dammit!
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 07:37 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 07:37 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: John Derbyshire at August 16, 2012 07:37 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 16, 2012 07:37 PM (61onk)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 07:38 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2012 07:38 PM (kUxiO)
Posted by: Trimegistus at August 16, 2012 07:38 PM (8qCCl)
You're saving our future. Now you just need to find them some lil' morons to meet up with.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 07:39 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 16, 2012 07:39 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: eman at August 16, 2012 07:39 PM (u3Rkr)
Posted by: DAve at August 16, 2012 07:40 PM (DyID+)
Posted by: Jake in ID at August 16, 2012 07:40 PM (LyEfv)
Posted by: Scobface at August 16, 2012 07:40 PM (IoNBC)
It is expensive, but then when you're poor its cheap entertainment, too. If you can't go out to the club or a movie, well there's always nookie.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 07:40 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: DAve at August 16, 2012 07:41 PM (DyID+)
My best writing time is usually after 1am. Most of y'all are all shagged out at that point.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 07:41 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Lauren at August 16, 2012 07:41 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: DAve at August 16, 2012 11:35 PM (DyID+)
like how old as teenagers?
Posted by: The Dude at August 16, 2012 07:41 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: Herpglerble at August 16, 2012 07:42 PM (Rilbs)
yeah i said it, fight me.
Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at August 16, 2012 07:43 PM (G3cj8)
186 this is true but its all a trap to suck in our souls
females are like cats, when they are little, just like kittens...oh she's so cute!!! and fun to play with
..........
then they grow up in to cats and get that attitude and bite and scratch when they don't get their way
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 16, 2012 07:43 PM (Shrag)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 07:43 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: eman at August 16, 2012 07:44 PM (u3Rkr)
--
That's cruel and unusual punishment.
Also, my sister had her daughter at age 42. Perfectly healthy and happy kid, and smart as a whip (very proud aunt, I am). Sis got married two days before her 40th birthday. So, 37 sounds to me like there's time.
Posted by: Mayday at August 16, 2012 07:44 PM (F3s39)
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 16, 2012 07:45 PM (a4CUi)
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 16, 2012 07:45 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: The Dude at August 16, 2012 07:45 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 07:45 PM (baHgn)
All you can do is raise them the best you can and leave it up to God.
"then they grow up in to cats and get that attitude and bite and scratch when they don't get their way"
To be fair, they do it when they're young too.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 07:45 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: eman at August 16, 2012 07:45 PM (u3Rkr)
Obama campaign officials confirm to CBS News that Congressman Paul Ryan's most frequent sparring partner has been chosen to play him in debate rehearsals, to help Vice President Joe Biden prepare for his debate with the Republican vice presidential nominee.
Joe Biden will be played by a quart jar of Hellman's Mayonnaise.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 16, 2012 07:46 PM (kdS6q)
You'd think that if they were secure in their intellect and were that certain that socialism is superior to conservatism that they wouldn't fear the opposition
But deep down, they fear that everything they know is wrong
Posted by: kbdabear at August 16, 2012 07:47 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Mayday at August 16, 2012 11:44 PM (F3s39)
How You Doin?
Posted by: cm9000 at August 16, 2012 07:47 PM (lzvtR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 07:48 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 16, 2012 11:44 PM (Shrag)
eighteen and nineteen is a-okay and seventeen in some states too
Posted by: The Dude at August 16, 2012 07:48 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: Protein at August 16, 2012 07:48 PM (1/13k)
The Libertarian Party has filed a lawsuit to block Mitt Romney from the November ballot in Washington state, arguing that the GOP no longer qualifies as a major political party.
Well, pot will make you do that sort of thing....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 16, 2012 07:49 PM (kdS6q)
Mostly its that they think people who disagree with them are completely evil and cannot be allowed any voice, but yeah, I suspect that plays a part too.
Plus, they seem to sense that given the slightest chance, conservatism tends to convince people and no one can be allowed to hear it just in case.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 07:49 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2012 07:49 PM (kUxiO)
Mind you, I didn't machine the receiver, but a lot of people are doing that now.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 07:50 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 16, 2012 07:50 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Chicagorefugee at August 16, 2012 07:50 PM (FeFBS)
Posted by: eman at August 16, 2012 07:51 PM (u3Rkr)
I think it all goes back to Marxism's absolute hatred of Christianity....
NOT that we are all Christian mind you.
The liberal mind cannot stand to think that left to choose the average human will choose to replicate success not stagnation.
Posted by: sven10077 at August 16, 2012 07:51 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 07:51 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jake in ID at August 16, 2012 07:51 PM (LyEfv)
A bucket of kitteh...cute overload...
Another beautiful night...sure would be a nice night for a convertible ride!
fml
Evening roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at August 16, 2012 07:51 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: rickl at August 16, 2012 07:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 16, 2012 07:52 PM (a4CUi)
"Some do it armed only with a knife and with the help of dogs." Yeah but did they kill a b'ar when they was only three?
Posted by: Davey Crockett at August 16, 2012 07:52 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2012 07:52 PM (kUxiO)
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 16, 2012 07:53 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 07:53 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at August 16, 2012 11:51 PM (yh0zB)
prefer Model A over Model T, especially a 28 coup or a 28 pickup
Posted by: The Dude at August 16, 2012 07:55 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 16, 2012 07:55 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2012 07:55 PM (kUxiO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 07:55 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: DAve at August 16, 2012 07:56 PM (DyID+)
Posted by: The Dude at August 16, 2012 11:48 PM (tw6Ar)
I'm all for eight, but only for the cutest bois.
Posted by: Hairynutsack Reid at August 16, 2012 07:56 PM (dAfqy)
That f'ing rocked, once it got going.
Posted by: Splunge at August 16, 2012 07:56 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 11:50 PM (bxiXv)
I read a story where a guy had one 3D printed. No reason why it shouldn't work, the lower reciever is the part that is serialized so it is the piece the BATFE(IEIO) considers the "firearm" but I've heard it's not actually a load-bearing part, it just holds everything in place. True?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at August 16, 2012 07:56 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 07:56 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at August 16, 2012 07:57 PM (8sEhR)
I have been desperately waiting for an intellectual giant that could go toe to toe with Toure, and live to tell the tale.
Posted by: cm9000 at August 16, 2012 07:57 PM (lzvtR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 07:57 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 16, 2012 07:57 PM (a4CUi)
Plus their presidential candidates are just awful.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 07:57 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 07:58 PM (bxiXv)
Why is everybody looking at me? Posted by: Merovign"
OK, time out. Right now, mister.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 07:58 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: Jake in ID at August 16, 2012 07:58 PM (LyEfv)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 16, 2012 11:49 PM (kdS6q)
Well, it's not like Romney is going to win in WA state anyway. I read the comments on the link, some are hoping that it will decrease 'turnout' for the Republicans and help in close races like Gov. With all mail in ballots, I don't think it would decrease the rate of returned ballots that much. Some commentors also preened about how teh Republicans keep trying to disenfranchise voters. REally? Do they not remember how many ballots had to be found and how many recounts did it take for Queen Christine to win? Such myopia.
Posted by: someone at August 16, 2012 07:58 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: DAve at August 16, 2012 07:59 PM (DyID+)
Posted by: The Dude at August 16, 2012 11:55 PM (tw6Ar)
'32. That V8 can't be beat!
Posted by: Clyde Darrow at August 16, 2012 07:59 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Jean at August 16, 2012 07:59 PM (Mpktm)
I can do this! I'll just accuse him of putting y'all in chains! Say, where did my squeaky toy go? I love that thing.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 16, 2012 08:00 PM (2IW5Q)
I refuse to date any woman over 30. There are simply too many likely issues for me to want to deal with.
Posted by: Alex at August 16, 2012 08:00 PM (oL8vk)
Posted by: DAve at August 16, 2012 11:56 PM (DyID+)
Not without any pudding, old chap,
Wot wot.
Posted by: John Waters polyp at August 16, 2012 08:00 PM (dAfqy)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 08:00 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: logprof
Is that a reason? I ask, cause I had a C-section, too, and couldn't breastfeed for shit. I even rented a pump (ouch) and pumped about 1/2 oz. daily.
If my baby had been born 100 years ago, she would have starved to death. Or been born dead. I had the c-section for a good reason.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 08:00 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: DAve at August 16, 2012 08:00 PM (DyID+)
I don't know how people are getting the bread on kittehs face. I'd guess the weird backing away thing is because all his whiskers are stuck.
Posted by: DaveA at August 16, 2012 08:01 PM (DVJEd)
Posted by: Jake in ID at August 16, 2012 08:01 PM (LyEfv)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 16, 2012 08:01 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: eman at August 16, 2012 08:02 PM (u3Rkr)
"Posted by: USMC8541 at August 16, 2012 11:01 PM (v2yk5)
was that your actual MOS? "
Sure was. That numeric MOS designator isn't used anymore though...I'm old.
Posted by: USMC8541 at August 16, 2012 08:02 PM (v2yk5)
http://tinyurl.com/8kygfhs
if nothing else, I want the damn Crumb one
Posted by: The Dude at August 16, 2012 08:02 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: Jake in ID at August 16, 2012 08:03 PM (LyEfv)
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 16, 2012 11:57 PM (a4CUi)
Hornady 129gr SSTs riding on 37 grains of Hogden 380, Fed primers, PCI brass.
(6.5x50)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:03 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 08:03 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Herpglerble at August 16, 2012 08:03 PM (Rilbs)
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 16, 2012 08:04 PM (sZTYJ)
I've had trouble with Winchester brass cracking at the neck after about 3 reloads (all RCBS gear for those). Also Remington, though they take more cycles. Federal and military brass last forever, it seems. And I've found CCI primer radius tolerance to be pretty loose. CCI is particularly problematic, at least in my experience, with new brass. Primer tools in all types of equipment seem to have trouble centering CCI (rifle, shotshell, pistol) and new brass primer pockets seem unforgiving to CCI sometimes. Never have that trouble with Federal.
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 16, 2012 08:04 PM (a4CUi)
...
Why is everybody looking at me?
Nah, make soft cheese out of it and serve it with wine to all your friends.
Posted by: Alex at August 16, 2012 08:04 PM (oL8vk)
Posted by: eman at August 16, 2012 08:04 PM (u3Rkr)
(I'm buzzing.)Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 08:04 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: RWC at August 16, 2012 08:05 PM (gwWRQ)
277 Yes, but in CA. every complete lower has to go through the PPT process and do you really believe noone keeps those records?
The point of the 80% is no s/n and no records
Posted by: DAve at August 16, 2012 08:05 PM (DyID+)
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at August 16, 2012 08:05 PM (8sEhR)
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 16, 2012 08:06 PM (+KpI3)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 08:06 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Alex at August 17, 2012 12:00 AM (oL8vk)
My oldest daughter is over 30 this year...so no. I have a rule, no girls younger than my own kids. Besides, anyone younger or older than about 10 years doesn't get my jokes anyway...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:06 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Y-not in bed at August 16, 2012 08:07 PM (5H6zj)
DO NOT WANT kidney stone.
2: Full disclosure: I never voted for Reagan. Mainly because I lived in South Dakota at the time, which has voted R for President since glaciers covered East River, and this allowed me to exercise my libertarian leanings. Times have changed. Voting Libertarian this year is a supremely idiotic thing to do. Just sayin' . . .
3: BREED, PEOPLE, BREED!!!!!
Posted by: filbert at August 16, 2012 08:07 PM (smvTK)
Posted by: Berserker at August 16, 2012 08:08 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: chemjeff"
Discussing guns and breastfeeding. Take your pick.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 08:08 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 08:08 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at August 16, 2012 08:08 PM (lBpVP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 08:08 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: eman at August 16, 2012 08:09 PM (u3Rkr)
Haha! Always gotta be an exotic in every crowd.
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 16, 2012 08:09 PM (a4CUi)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 08:09 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 08:09 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: logprof"
Little Hobbit was breech, and wasn't going to turn. Ended up she had the cord around her neck three times. It took great effort on the nurse's part to get her to breathe, and the upright position caused her feet to fold up under her. She had surgery for severe club feet when she was 6 months old.
She's just fine now, but I thank God I had good doctors and nurses.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 08:10 PM (d6TfZ)
My full list is:
No women over 30.
No divorces or single moms.
No women with advanced degrees.
No Doctors or Lawyers.
Posted by: Alex at August 16, 2012 08:10 PM (oL8vk)
Yes, but Vaginas with teeth...
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 16, 2012 08:10 PM (Q/1Jp)
For that matter you could in theory build the entire gun with a 3D printer, but it wouldjust explode if you tried to fire it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 08:10 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Backache Kid at August 16, 2012 08:11 PM (pcnpf)
Should meet up with friends at the cinema. Unless they have decided to change plans.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 08:12 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 17, 2012 12:05 AM (d/5qf)
'bout 5'8".
Once upon a time I was a card-carrying member of the LP - until they wouldn't come up with a stand on the GWoT nor would they come right out and say either way if it was justified given the attacks on the WTC/Pentagon/Flight 92. They have so many different factions (I call them the Carole Moore wing and the Neal Boortz wing) that they are two different parties. Party of principle my ass...not when you can't come up with one in the first place.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:12 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Alex at August 17, 2012 12:10 AM (oL8vk)
sounds like you want a chick with no arms and legs. I call them basketballs
Posted by: The Dude at August 16, 2012 08:12 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: Mama at August 16, 2012 08:12 PM (W5c4e)
Posted by: USA at August 16, 2012 08:13 PM (6Cjut)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 08:13 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: bigmike at August 16, 2012 08:14 PM (I4ADY)
Posted by: Mama at August 16, 2012 08:14 PM (W5c4e)
Yes, but you have to remember that for most of the last century it was American GIs providing the donations every couple of generations. Europe hasn't had a large enough war to warrant sending over a million or so men to France in the past 50 years, and here we are.
Posted by: Alex at August 16, 2012 08:15 PM (oL8vk)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 08:17 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 08:17 PM (baHgn)
Out of shape and ugly is fine with me if she cooks well, is loyal, loving, and a Christian conservative. Pretty goes away over time. The rest of that stuff is forever.
"I'd choose the childbirth instead of an injury."
Every mom I've ever talked to about it says as soon as you have that baby in your arms you forget all about the pain.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 08:18 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Jake in ID at August 16, 2012 08:18 PM (LyEfv)
Posted by: Mama at August 16, 2012 08:19 PM (W5c4e)
Posted by: I wanna new toy! at August 16, 2012 08:19 PM (pcnpf)
WTF does that mean????
Jeans and 'everything is more fun with cat girls' black t-shirt. Pondering combat boots.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 12:08 AM (d5fLT)
How're YOU doin'?
Haha! Always gotta be an exotic in every crowd.
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 17, 2012 12:09 AM (a4CUi)
Too f'n expensive to shoot it otherwise.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:19 PM (yh0zB)
That was cruel and probably violates the Geneva Convention.
Again I am deeply sorry to have violated your trust.
As a show of my humility here is a Paul Ryan Shirtless photo just for you:
http://tinyurl.com/99wwyz4
Please forgive me...
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 16, 2012 08:19 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:19 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2012 12:19 AM (yh0zB)
lulz
Posted by: The Dude at August 16, 2012 08:20 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 08:21 PM (baHgn)
sounds like you want a chick with no arms and legs. I call them basketballs
Heavens no. How would she get to the kitchen to make me a sammich with no arms and legs?
What I want is a woman who isn't desperate because her biological clock is ticking, isn't carrying around excessive baggage, hasn't had her head filled with idiotic ideas thanks to too much time spent in the university bubble, and doesn't have an overly aggressive attitude or a god complex.
Posted by: Alex at August 16, 2012 08:21 PM (oL8vk)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 16, 2012 08:22 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Mama at August 16, 2012 08:22 PM (W5c4e)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 17, 2012 12:22 AM (ovpNn)
just think Harlem Globetrotters
Posted by: The Dude at August 16, 2012 08:23 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: Backache Kid at August 17, 2012 12:11 AM (pcnpf)
Don't know if you were one of the idiots that whip in and out of traffic. But if you were not, you have my sympathy.
Posted by: cm9000 at August 16, 2012 08:23 PM (lzvtR)
Posted by: logprof"
That must have been quite an experience! So glad he's doing well, too. You have to make the best decisions for all involved, and hope they're the best ones. I think you did just that.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 08:23 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 16, 2012 08:23 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: The Dude at August 16, 2012 08:24 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 16, 2012 08:24 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Mama at August 17, 2012 12:22 AM (W5c4e)
I just went on cruise. Come back after a 6 month boat ride, hey! New baby! Didn't hurt a bit.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:24 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 08:25 PM (bxiXv)
I don't know if anyone answered your question there, Ma Bell.
But, here goes.
In CA. in order to legally transfer a pistol or handgun, you, the expected recipient, must pass all Federal background checks and have the 10 day waiting period required by California.
In addition, the pistol or handgun must first be delivered to a licensed transferring agent, such as an FFL dealer, sheriff, etc., before it can be transferred to you.
Posted by: navybrat at August 16, 2012 08:25 PM (p5w0t)
hmmm..... just don't get them mixed up
Killing pigs, of course. It's Thursday.
mmm.... bacon.....
Did you get around to cooking brats in beer?
That is the plan for this weekend
maybe even tomorrowPosted by: chemjeff at August 16, 2012 08:25 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: Chicagorefugee at August 16, 2012 08:26 PM (FeFBS)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 08:26 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: Jake in ID at August 16, 2012 08:26 PM (LyEfv)
Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 16, 2012 08:26 PM (uVuwp)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 16, 2012 08:27 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 08:27 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: Mama at August 16, 2012 08:27 PM (W5c4e)
Posted by:jeremiah"
Oh, hell no. Not again, pally. Not gonna do it.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 17, 2012 12:26 AM (d6TfZ)
-----
Oh come on Hobbitopoly, check it out. I did it just for you.
Paul Ryan Shirtless:
http://tinyurl.com/99wwyz4
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 16, 2012 08:28 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: eman at August 16, 2012 08:28 PM (u3Rkr)
grill after marination
Posted by: chemjeff at August 16, 2012 08:28 PM (d/5qf)
Well squeezing a bowling ball out your hoo hah is gonna sting, no matter how quick you get over it.
I think the worst part would be having to wait til it all heals up down there before trying again
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 08:28 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Ma Bell"
Man, I'll bet July's an expensive month for birthday presents!
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 08:28 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 16, 2012 08:29 PM (GE1+K)
Now how cool would that be, to be able to say "Yeah, I was born in one of those. '67. New ones are nice, but ya gotta love the classics..."
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:29 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 16, 2012 08:29 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at August 16, 2012 08:30 PM (8sEhR)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 08:30 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jake in ID at August 16, 2012 08:30 PM (LyEfv)
Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 16, 2012 08:30 PM (uVuwp)
Different issues. The advanced degree issue is that a) they're more likely to pick up stupid ideas the longer they are in college, especially since they get told how super smart they are for being in grad school and b) like it or not a lot of women will view a man who has less education than themselves with disdain.
The Docter/Lawyer Rule is because physicians tend to have God complexes and lawyers are often looking for someone to complete the "power couple" that they've always dreamed of being.
Posted by: Alex at August 16, 2012 08:30 PM (oL8vk)
Posted by: eman at August 16, 2012 08:30 PM (u3Rkr)
It looks photoshopped, but it's certainly not Joey F'n Biden
Posted by: chemjeff at August 17, 2012 12:29 AM (d/5qf)
I should switch it to Joe Biden before she goes to the link...hahaha
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 16, 2012 08:31 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 08:31 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at August 17, 2012 12:30 AM (8sEhR)
Good to hear it, thanks for the update.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:31 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 08:31 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at August 17, 2012 12:30 AM (8sEhR)
that is awesome, wow
Posted by: chemjeff at August 16, 2012 08:32 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: eman at August 16, 2012 08:32 PM (u3Rkr)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 08:32 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 16, 2012 08:32 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: Mama at August 16, 2012 08:33 PM (W5c4e)
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2012 12:31 AM (baHgn)
1) too f'n cold
2) all my kids are in the SE
3) I'm the answer to all of #2's problems.
fml again...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:33 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 16, 2012 08:33 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 17, 2012 12:32 AM (ovpNn)
because the second time they say "fuck it, give me the drugs"
Posted by: The Dude at August 16, 2012 08:34 PM (tw6Ar)
Yes, immediate family is exempt. Thanks for the reminder.
Posted by: navybrat at August 16, 2012 08:35 PM (p5w0t)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:35 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Mama at August 16, 2012 08:35 PM (W5c4e)
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 16, 2012 08:36 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 08:36 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 17, 2012 12:32 AM (d/5qf)
Not yet, dammit. Friday, maybe, I'm hoping. And of course the weather has been beautiful for the past week and a half and is supposed to be nice tomorrow also, but Saturday it's going to rain. ARRGHH!!!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:37 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Mama at August 16, 2012 08:37 PM (W5c4e)
Now John Garand's stuff, on the other hand, is in the same league with John Browning. Springfield = yes please.
I like driving tacks. Every. Single. Time.
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 16, 2012 08:37 PM (a4CUi)
Posted by: jeremiah"
You know, I could be persuaded to have one more child...if it was with the right guy...who could that be?
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 08:38 PM (d6TfZ)
Thank God!
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 08:39 PM (d6TfZ)
You know, I could be persuaded to have one more child...if it was with the right guy...who could that be?
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 17, 2012 12:38 AM (d6TfZ)
392 I'm for mitt romney.
Posted by: cat at August 17, 2012 12:39 AM (D7lJF)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 16, 2012 08:39 PM (d/5qf)
...well....lets just say this could happen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onZczlPRZNc
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 16, 2012 08:40 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Mama at August 17, 2012 12:37 AM (W5c4e)
aw shucks. I'm not as good as I probably should be, not as bad as I could be. Five kids, only helped to create one and that one I didn't get to raise but the other 4 are mine as much as they would be if I did help to create them so I guess I did OK.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:40 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 16, 2012 08:40 PM (XdtZs)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 16, 2012 08:41 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: wish i was a dog at August 16, 2012 08:41 PM (D7lJF)
Posted by: chemjeff
Yeah, I'd actually do either of them, but Ryan's MY VP pick, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 08:41 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: Lauren at August 16, 2012 08:42 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Creed Bratton at August 16, 2012 08:42 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at August 16, 2012 08:42 PM (8sEhR)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 17, 2012 12:41 AM (GE1+K)
Ivana (my Mosin) laughs at your puny Springfield, HAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:43 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:44 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 17, 2012 12:38 AM (d6TfZ)
Grandkids are much more fun.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:45 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 16, 2012 08:45 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: neugee at August 16, 2012 08:46 PM (D7lJF)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 08:46 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 16, 2012 08:47 PM (uVuwp)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 16, 2012 08:48 PM (N/WI2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 16, 2012 08:48 PM (XdtZs)
MK 248 MOD I
Sorry for any tears. Sincerely...
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 16, 2012 08:48 PM (a4CUi)
Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 17, 2012 12:47 AM (uVuwp)
you misspelled that but that is pretty sweet, quite swank
Posted by: The Dude at August 16, 2012 08:49 PM (tw6Ar)
I used a Garand *first*, BTW, before I used an AR.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 17, 2012 12:46 AM (bxiXv)
No, the first round of M16s actually were jamtastic pieces of crap. It took a Marine lieutenant falling on a (figurative) grenade to get one of the Colt imagineers out there in the dirt to witness the fucking thing jamming up under battlefield conditions to get it fixed. The subsequent models of the M16 were just fine and have proven themselves on battlefields around the world since then.
Of course I have a Saiga, which is basically a semiauto AK-101 (.223)...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:50 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Stoner was, well, you know... at August 16, 2012 08:50 PM (pcnpf)
...Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 16, 2012 08:50 PM (ovpNn)
Would that work as a pick-up line? "Hey baby, I wanna baste your turkey..."
Its gotta work better than my usual "does this rag smell like chloroform?"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 08:51 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: chemjeff "
It would prove to other average-looking women that they have a chance with him, too. The ticket's chances would skyrocket.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 08:51 PM (d6TfZ)
Posted by: tcn at August 16, 2012 08:52 PM (X8xeq)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:52 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 16, 2012 08:53 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 16, 2012 08:53 PM (XdtZs)
Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 16, 2012 08:53 PM (uVuwp)
Posted by: Big T Party(on vacation) at August 16, 2012 08:53 PM (OL96w)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 16, 2012 08:53 PM (GE1+K)
I was thinking more shark attack but yeah, do they wear blindfolds?
"the first round of M16s actually were jamtastic pieces of crap."
I read that was mostly an ammo problem, crappy ammo out of the factory.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 08:53 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Poster boy from the 80s at August 16, 2012 08:54 PM (pcnpf)
Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 17, 2012 12:53 AM (uVuwp)
Concours d' Elegance
Posted by: The Dude at August 16, 2012 08:54 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 17, 2012 12:51 AM (d6TfZ)
Average? Piffle. Everyone knows the moronettes are all supermodels.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:54 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: thunderb at August 16, 2012 08:54 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 16, 2012 08:55 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 16, 2012 08:56 PM (N/WI2)
Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 16, 2012 08:57 PM (uVuwp)
(waits for responses)
(waits a little longer)
(cries)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 16, 2012 08:57 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 16, 2012 08:57 PM (XdtZs)
"Motion for summary judgment"
"Granted"
Posted by: @PurpAv at August 16, 2012 08:57 PM (nu2mn)
That picture of Jimmah Carter on Time looks kinda like a craggy version of John Edwards, which I had not noticed before.
Posted by: Boots at August 16, 2012 08:58 PM (neKzn)
Posted by: thunderb at August 16, 2012 08:58 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 16, 2012 08:58 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 08:58 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 17, 2012 12:53 AM (r4wIV)
The .223 round was new to the US military, but the rifles were a real problem. They would work fine in the lab, not so much in the field, Colt refused to acknowledge there was a problem and said the soldiers weren't keeping them clean enough, the soldiers were hanging on to their M14s for dear life and using captured AKs when they could until a Marine called Colt out on it once. They sent an engineer, went Oh, yeah, that's a problem, loosened the tolerances up just a smidge and it was all good after that. The Marine got a letter in his record that effectively ended his career because he went outside the chain of command...the same chain that wasn't being responsive to the problems BTW. Lots of politics involved, but as usual a Marine cut through the bullshit and made it right. F'n jarheads, gotta love em.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 08:59 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 16, 2012 08:59 PM (XdtZs)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 16, 2012 09:00 PM (N/WI2)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 09:00 PM (r4wIV)
Anyone having some fun tonight? Even I'd like to see a Paul Ryan topless pic. Best accompanied by a M'ette pic though.....
Posted by: NC Ref at August 16, 2012 09:00 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 16, 2012 09:00 PM (uVuwp)
Relax, man.
I ditched my M-16A2 in a New York minute when I was in, in favor of an even nastier Stoner weapon: M-60. .223 Rem (or 5.56 mm NATO, for sticklers) is a lousy cartridge for anything but killing groundhogs, in my opinion.
Secondly, cleaning an AR is an exercise in self-abuse. Admit it. And the looks of the thing? Seriously? Come on, man! It's an industrial, stamped-out tool. There's zero aesthetics there. None. Maybe that doesn't mean much to some, but it means something to me.
I've put thousands of rounds through the damned things, but I never developed a liking for them. And I never understood why anyone else would.
The M-14 isn't a piece of ancient history, either. Neither is the M2, or the 1911. Haven't you heard? The USMC just bought a shit-ton of new Colts. Old isn't obsolete when it's better than new plastic shit (and always has been). Sorry. My opinion. Please don't lump my opinion (and experience) in with some bullshit trend you've noticed.
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 16, 2012 09:00 PM (a4CUi)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 17, 2012 12:56 AM (N/WI2)
Grimmys pretty happy right now. we are both in love with our new kittens Jellybean and Mo. I think Jellybean, who he initially fought bringing back home after i farmed her out to get bottlefed, has completely seduced him with her kitten-cute charms. Hes started talking to her with a "Special voice."
first time i have EVER seen him do that with any animal, even dogs! but shes pretty damn awesome. Bottle fed kittens often are.
I sold a horse (my bay colt) to some nice folks who promptly broke his hip. So that pissed me off. Then i got the worlds best clients with a fabulous mare. They pay up front in cash and the horse is so wonderful i call her Princess. So its a wash. like most of life, good and bad with some super cool mixed in. Wish it wasnt so damned hot.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 16, 2012 09:02 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 16, 2012 09:02 PM (XdtZs)
Heh just recorded it and watched it (for the xth time) a couple weeks ago. What a great vacation!
Posted by: NC Ref at August 16, 2012 09:02 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 09:04 PM (bxiXv)
LOL not ALL of them! But I'm working on it. fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
Posted by: NC Ref at August 16, 2012 09:04 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 16, 2012 09:04 PM (N/WI2)
Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 17, 2012 12:57 AM (uVuwp)
very much so as you're looking at a minimum of $200 million in cars.
Posted by: The Dude at August 16, 2012 09:04 PM (tw6Ar)
The AK is an industrial stamped out tool, my Saiga (made by the same people that make the AK47 and using the same tooling) has a bent and welded sheet metal receiver. The AR is machined.
The .223 has done enough damage over the years that it needs to prove itself to no one. Kinda funny though that the US pushed the 7.62 NATO round and then abandoned it in favor of the 5.56 once it had been adopted NATO-wide.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 09:05 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 16, 2012 09:06 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: @PurpAv at August 16, 2012 09:06 PM (nu2mn)
I'll stay in the 80s woo feathered hair!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 09:06 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 16, 2012 09:07 PM (uVuwp)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 16, 2012 09:07 PM (XdtZs)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 16, 2012 09:07 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 16, 2012 09:07 PM (N/WI2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 16, 2012 09:08 PM (XdtZs)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 09:08 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 16, 2012 09:08 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: tcn"
As a fellow adoptee, I heartily concur. My parents are the best in the world, and they are truly mine, biology be damned.
Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 16, 2012 09:09 PM (d6TfZ)
Shay hut, you don't even know what's good. Best off-road car ever.
Just blew your argument. And where was this 1970 Model T, again?
Posted by: comatus read a book with a Dagny in it at August 16, 2012 09:09 PM (qaVK+)
"What, Beagle said it, not me. Yell at him." hehe. I think I'm much funnier than Cougar does.
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 17, 2012 01:07 AM (N/WI2)
wow. you got BALLS. i admit i make voices for all the cats and yes they do have the ability of getting to say anything at all... within reason.
but usually just to my kid when she is visiting. They "tell on us."
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 16, 2012 09:10 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 16, 2012 09:10 PM (N/WI2)
I'd probably be escorted out within 30 minutes for using the wrong utensil with the hors d'oeuvres or something, but it'd still be fun.
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 16, 2012 09:10 PM (roSzB)
I don't know if any of that is true, but I've read they're moving away from the tumbling small round philosophy these days.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 09:10 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 16, 2012 09:11 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: navybrat at August 16, 2012 09:11 PM (p5w0t)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 09:11 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 09:12 PM (baHgn)
Couple of problems there. Belt-fed & Sniper Systems
People will argue about the compass points and whether or not the sun rises in the East on the internet. Geez.
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 16, 2012 09:12 PM (a4CUi)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 17, 2012 01:08 AM (/izg2)
oh Ellie's doin Great! shes over the cuts she got already and though shes kinda snotty from her experience its all good with her. Im really proiud she healed up so fast, and kinda sad i didnt get more than a couple weeks off this summer. i was really hoping for something more like a couple months where i wouldnt have to worry about her, and could focus more on the other horses. the black colt was feeling neglected
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 16, 2012 09:12 PM (r7Ddb)
I'd probably be escorted out within 30 minutes for using the wrong utensil with the hors d'oeuvres or something, but it'd still be fun.
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 17, 2012 01:10 AM (roSzB)
be like Caddyshack 2 if they let our kind into it
Posted by: The Dude at August 16, 2012 09:13 PM (tw6Ar)
It was almost more fun watching me get sunburned, wasn't it?Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 09:13 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 16, 2012 09:14 PM (a4CUi)
Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 16, 2012 09:14 PM (uVuwp)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 09:15 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 16, 2012 09:15 PM (N/WI2)
Posted by: navybrat at August 17, 2012 01:11 AM (p5w0t)
Yep! They are getting away from them in the desert because they find they are needing a heavier round for long-range work, not that the 5.56 can't get out there it just doesn't have as much energy as the 7.62 when it gets there. Still easier to carry many rounds in 5.56 as compared to the 7.62, and ammo is life.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 09:16 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 16, 2012 09:16 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 16, 2012 09:16 PM (uVuwp)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 16, 2012 09:16 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 16, 2012 09:17 PM (XdtZs)
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 16, 2012 09:18 PM (a4CUi)
I still can't get over how many damn clips those Vietnam boys would pack around. ten or more at a time in pockets all over, just nuts. I mean yeah, I'd carry as much firepower as I could possibly and still move but that's just crazy in all that heat and with as little sleep and good food as they got.
War is a young man's game.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 09:18 PM (r4wIV)
Each rev of the M16 - A1/2/3 increased the rifling twist to add bullet stabilization. It started out real shallow and marginal, now its fairly normal.
Posted by: @PurpAv at August 16, 2012 09:18 PM (HvSFP)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 09:18 PM (yh0zB)
You didn't even mention the funny pictures. It was almost more fun watching me get sunburned, wasn't it?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 17, 2012 01:13 AM (bxiXv)
it was all awesome. i cant wait for you to come back and we will do it again. But this time i will try not to have clients at the same time and will try to keep you out of the sun. All that sun made me feel kinda yucky too. I dont even think that mare you saw that day likes it. When i took her out today, she all but wilted when she saw the saddle in this heat.
we did a lot of nothing then knocked off early for a cold rinse off. Made us both feel much happier. this humid pressure cooker weather is bullshit.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 16, 2012 09:18 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 16, 2012 09:19 PM (N/WI2)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2012 01:16 AM (yh0zB)
Hey GGE What's up? Want to get together for a beer this weekend? We've got our first football game at Central tomorrow........
Posted by: NC Ref at August 16, 2012 09:19 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 17, 2012 01:17 AM (XdtZs)
Where are you? Boy wants to go to the skating rink but I can drop him off and meet up somewhere.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 09:20 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 17, 2012 01:18 AM (XdtZs)
Ampersand show-off!!!
Posted by: NC Ref at August 16, 2012 09:21 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: the science of cute at August 16, 2012 09:21 PM (D7lJF)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 16, 2012 09:22 PM (XdtZs)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 09:22 PM (bxiXv)
*stifles scream*
I'm sure you meant "magazines" not "clips". Clips load magazines, magazines load guns.
Hey GGE What's up? Want to get together for a beer this weekend? We've got our first football game at Central tomorrow........
Posted by: NC Ref at August 17, 2012 01:19 AM (/izg2)
Sounds like fun, we can have a mini-moron(ette) meetup!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 09:22 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Eddard Stark at August 16, 2012 09:23 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 09:23 PM (r4wIV)
Yeah, sorry. Gun guys are so strict!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 09:24 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 17, 2012 01:16 AM (/izg2)
lol i'm kinda surprised you guys never noticed it before. its drawn to look like one of the Pazyryk Ice Maiden tattoos, and to some people its mane looks like a big black smear, but i could give a shit. the other tatt i have is goddamn fucking gorgeous so i can have my weird black inksplotch of a horse and i really could give a hoot what other people think...
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 16, 2012 09:24 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 16, 2012 09:24 PM (XdtZs)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 16, 2012 09:24 PM (N/WI2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 17, 2012 01:22 AM (XdtZs)
That actually works better, skating rink closes at 10 so it gives me time to get Boy back home and then I'm all over it. Give me a shout-out. lpcard (at) hotmail dot com (the first character is a lower-case L) and we'll set someting up. NCRef, you in for Fri night? (it is Fri night, right? Sat works as well)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 09:25 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 16, 2012 09:25 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: HennyPenney at August 16, 2012 09:25 PM (DW+wS)
Shoot me an email at rob90293 at g mail......
Posted by: NC Ref at August 16, 2012 09:26 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: zeera at August 16, 2012 09:26 PM (XtxRN)
http://tinyurl.com/8vgo2xo
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 09:26 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 17, 2012 01:23 AM (r4wIV)
awww
thats really sad. i love Mo. hes not retarded, but i think i had a cat once that was brain damaged. She came from a really bad place and she was just ...not right. sweet. but different.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 16, 2012 09:27 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 16, 2012 09:27 PM (XdtZs)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 16, 2012 09:27 PM (N/WI2)
Posted by: Social PSYCHLOGIAL SCIENCE Graduate Student at August 16, 2012 09:27 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 17, 2012 01:24 AM (r4wIV)
It's a pet peeve of mine, but then again I've been known to say "bullets" when I mean "cartridges" which sets some of the other folks off.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 09:28 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 16, 2012 09:28 PM (a4CUi)
http://tinyurl.com/8vgo2xo
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 17, 2012 01:26 AM (r4wIV)
Black framed overo. pricy. niiiiice.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 16, 2012 09:28 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 16, 2012 09:29 PM (uVuwp)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 16, 2012 09:30 PM (XdtZs)
Posted by: DC in Towson at August 16, 2012 09:30 PM (N/WI2)
Posted by: fluffy at August 17, 2012 01:28 AM (z9HTb)
*feels fluffy's forehead* Yep, you seem to be OK to me.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 09:30 PM (yh0zB)
http://tinyurl.com/97tsa2k
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 09:30 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 16, 2012 09:30 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 09:32 PM (bxiXv)
Not cool enough for ampersands. I'll go downstairs and use the Mac. My wife will make me sleep in the backyard, where I can cool off nicely.
Posted by: fluffy at August 16, 2012 09:32 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 09:33 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 16, 2012 09:34 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: fluffy's drill sergeant, watching him attempt to do a real push-up at August 16, 2012 09:35 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 09:36 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 09:36 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Reincarnation of Sgt. Smith at August 16, 2012 09:37 PM (pcnpf)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 17, 2012 01:34 AM (3yCFy)
it seems the way this is working is that Mo is teaching the Bean how to fetch. they are different styles of cat. He is long and white and sleek and graceful, she is stubby, tigerlike and pounces like a turbo dumptruck. its amusing. Shes faster and gets it done, but hes got style by the boatload.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 16, 2012 09:37 PM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 09:38 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Pedantic gun guy at August 16, 2012 09:38 PM (pcnpf)
Monopoly.
Monopoly has the weirdest game pieces.
A thimble? How about fuck you?
We always used to fight over the race car, an event which tended to be more entertaining than the game itself.
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 16, 2012 09:39 PM (roSzB)
Posted by: Arbalest at August 16, 2012 09:39 PM (XwVnk)
ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME, MAGGOT???
Hell yes I am!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 09:40 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck at August 16, 2012 09:41 PM (UsRyD)
Sand Hill or Harmony Church?
Posted by: fluffy at August 16, 2012 09:41 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 09:42 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 16, 2012 09:43 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck at August 17, 2012 01:41 AM (UsRyD)
The good news is, that can be remedied!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 09:44 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 16, 2012 09:44 PM (XdtZs)
http://izismile.com/2009/11/24/curiosities_and_bonus_pictures.html
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 16, 2012 09:44 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: AlaskaGal at August 16, 2012 09:45 PM (UsRyD)
I wonder if that game accommodates pansexualism now.
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 16, 2012 09:46 PM (roSzB)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 16, 2012 09:47 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 16, 2012 09:48 PM (r4wIV)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 09:48 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 16, 2012 09:48 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: AlaskaGal at August 16, 2012 09:49 PM (UsRyD)
Posted by: AlaskaGal at August 17, 2012 01:45 AM (UsRyD)
===
That just ain't right. I am not retail. However, I could use a couple new shirts.
How ya been? Haven't come across you in a while.
Posted by: jc at August 16, 2012 09:49 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 17, 2012 01:35 AM (XdtZs)
I'm not ignoring you, it just hasn't come through yet. Looks like NCRef is good for Friday after 10 though so we can group up then. I'll drop the boy off and then I'm about 45 minutes north of either Raleigh or Durham so we'll have to find someplace convenient for everyone. There's a Carolina Ale House right off I-540 at Brier Creek.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 09:49 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2012 01:49 AM (yh0zB)
right here in West Virginia, right?
Posted by: joe biden at August 16, 2012 09:51 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Pedantic gun guy at August 16, 2012 09:52 PM (pcnpf)
A few of us outside the Tinseltown. And the box offices are dark. Not a lot of cars in parking lot. And its 10 minutes to midnight.
We start looking and trying to get attention of people insides. Finally this one guy opens door. Its the cleaning crew and he no habla English.
Needless to say, no watch The Expendables 2 at a midnight showing.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 09:52 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 16, 2012 09:53 PM (XdtZs)
Posted by: Social PSYCHOLOGICAL SCIENCE Graduate Student at August 16, 2012 09:53 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 16, 2012 09:54 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 16, 2012 09:55 PM (qmMAj)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 09:55 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 16, 2012 09:56 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: joe biden at August 17, 2012 01:51 AM (ufJKx)
You got it slow joe, meet you there and the first round is on me, m'kay?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 09:56 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 16, 2012 09:56 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: AlaskaGal at August 16, 2012 09:57 PM (UsRyD)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 17, 2012 01:53 AM (XdtZs)
You wanna go closer to 11? Gives a bit more time and they're open till 2 AM IIRC. How about it NCRef?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 09:57 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 16, 2012 09:58 PM (GE1+K)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 17, 2012 01:33 AM (r4wIV)
Thank god I don't play Monopoly.
Posted by: MrCaniac in a french maid costume with a ball gag at August 16, 2012 09:59 PM (1grxW)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 16, 2012 09:59 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 16, 2012 10:00 PM (XdtZs)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 17, 2012 01:56 AM (/izg2)
That works, too. Sometime between 10:30 and 11:00 then?
Address: 7981 Skyland Ridge Pky, Raleigh, NC if you need it for the GPS.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:00 PM (yh0zB)
Or did the theater just screw up?
One theater up here had Expendables 2 listed last weekend, but you couldn't order tickets. I wonder how many people showed up for that?Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 10:02 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: DAve at August 16, 2012 10:03 PM (DyID+)
Posted by: MrCaniac in a french maid costume with a ball gag at August 17, 2012 01:59 AM (1grxW)
Yeah, that's more of a "Clue" outfit.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:03 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 16, 2012 10:05 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 10:05 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 16, 2012 10:07 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: DAve at August 17, 2012 02:03 AM (DyID+)
Wow, that's something. There was a big issue about a guy getting an AR-15 instead of a TV a couple of weeks ago in DC from Amazon. I thought that was kinda weird. I guess all you need is a willing FFL to handle the transaction.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:08 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2012 02:04 AM (kcfmt)
Not if there were any rifle-toters around that knew the story, that's for sure.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:09 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: stubborncow at August 16, 2012 10:09 PM (lroAi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 10:11 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: DAve at August 16, 2012 10:12 PM (DyID+)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2012 02:03 AM (yh0zB)
Ahh yes, Colonel Mustard in the bedroom with the dildo shaped candlestick.
Posted by: MrCaniac at August 16, 2012 10:12 PM (1grxW)
Posted by: DAve at August 16, 2012 10:14 PM (DyID+)
---------
Ah, yes. How It's Made. If there was a 24x7 How It's Made rerun channel, I'd watch a lot of it.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 16, 2012 10:14 PM (1c58W)
The original Monopoly board was drawn on a table cloth and the pieces were just random small objects in the guy's home. Thus the thimble.
Posted by: epobirs at August 16, 2012 10:14 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 02:11 AM (d5fLT)
You know, sometimes I look at food and think "Who was the first person to put that in their mouth?" Most seafood is like that, a lobster is not a pretty creature and a squidlet is positively heinous. That doesn't even begin to approach things like balut. Some times I wonder how much alcohol was involved and if there was any "It's a delicacy! (lets see if we can get the tourist to eat this)" going on.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:15 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 10:16 PM (d5fLT)
If you want to get really tetchy. Super Mario Bros. is a RPG. You're controlling a character and making decisions based on his abilities and choices. If you want to blame anyone for the term RPG look to the founders of TSR.
Posted by: epobirs at August 16, 2012 10:17 PM (kcfmt)
"Hey Beau what yew think we can dew with dis funny bug?"
"Dunno, lets cook it up and find out."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 10:18 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: Mekan at August 16, 2012 10:18 PM (T/L2Z)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 02:18 AM (d5fLT)
"I'll make some rice, me."
and whoever thought of sucking out the heads? Just no.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:20 PM (yh0zB)
Go back to a neolithic lifestyle with your next meal a constant concern and you'll become very open to experimentation. Or forcing it upon someone you can bully into it.
Thing about fugu. How many testers did it take before the Emperor finally got his wish?
Posted by: epobirs at August 16, 2012 10:20 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Pedantic gun guy at August 16, 2012 10:21 PM (pcnpf)
Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2012 02:20 AM (kcfmt)
How about the sushi with the blowfish? How many tries did it take to get that one right? "Here, eat this. You might die, but it should be pretty good!"
no thanks.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:22 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 10:22 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2012 02:20 AM (kcfmt)
LOL, OK yeah I was thinking of the same thing. There might have been abit of the "Try this" "No thanks" "Fine, I have this sword" "Oh, wait...yeah that's delic..."*choke*
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:24 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 02:23 AM (d5fLT)
Yeah, I had to look it up. Not a big sushi fan, but I'll bet Middle Daughter would have known.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:25 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Zakn at August 16, 2012 10:25 PM (7F9i5)
I read your little vingette and I could see it drawn by Stan Sakai for Usagi Yojimbo. And when the food tester dies I could see one of Stan's trademark skull and crossbones balloons floating above the tester's head.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 10:27 PM (d5fLT)
Of course they'd care. There wasn't an infinite supply. The most exotic delicacy isn't worth becoming a ruler with no subjects. At the base, expending too many lives leads to supply chain issues. China has always understood that, as can be seen in any Foxconn facility.
One thing those reports rarely mention is that the suicide rate for being a Chinese Foxconn employee is actually lower than it is for just being a citizen of the PRC.
Posted by: epobirs at August 16, 2012 10:27 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Zakn at August 17, 2012 02:25 AM (7F9i5)
Stick with the Horde. (of course you know I have no idea what you are talking about, right?)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:28 PM (yh0zB)
You really have to wonder about the R and D process and the anxious testers cheering on the chef anatomists working the problem.
Posted by: epobirs at August 16, 2012 10:30 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 10:32 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: epobirs at August 17, 2012 02:30 AM (kcfmt)
I'd be wondering just how far it would really be to swim to the next island...lol
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:32 PM (yh0zB)
And of course I fully expect Robert for the snipePosted by: Zakn at August 16, 2012 10:32 PM (7F9i5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 10:32 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 02:32 AM (d5fLT)
New rulers, more efficient culling processes.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:33 PM (yh0zB)
Damn. That Fareed Z must have connections. He's already beenreinstated.
Hmmmm.
Posted by: Meremortal, + facebook sucks at August 17, 2012 02:26 AM (jTKU5)
==
he is very good at suppressing his gag reflex.
Posted by: joe biden at August 16, 2012 10:34 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 10:35 PM (d5fLT)
I did my part, 2 kids....only one of which will likely do her part too.
Now I have some good news for some unemployed LA CA morons. This may be the ultimate moron job opening of the year -- porn shoot inspectors. As you may know, LA just passed an ordinance requiring condom use in porn shoots. Soooo.......
Depending on the number of film shoots and the frequency of the spot checks, the task could require more than 100 full-time Fire Department employees and cost more than $1.7 million, officials said.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/8fulx5q
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 16, 2012 10:36 PM (ccXZP)
I'm only half joking. I am aware you are into a big RPG (sorry Christopher) and I've followed a link or two, but not being a gamer (and being a bit of a luddite where online games are concerned) I'm not really familiar with it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:36 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 10:38 PM (d5fLT)
Speaking of which, what you doing tomorrow night GGE? Want to have a beer?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 17, 2012 01:17 AM (XdtZs)
Wait, I thought EVERY night was drunken argument night......when did that change?
Posted by: cthulhu at August 16, 2012 10:38 PM (kaalw)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/8fulx5q
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 17, 2012 02:36 AM (ccXZP)
so...government jobs? What could possibly go wrong?
FWIW, Cree, Inc. is hiring as well. http://www.cree.com/careers
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:39 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 10:40 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: Escaped from L.A. at August 16, 2012 10:41 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:41 PM (yh0zB)
Can we have the Barney the Dinosaur one?
Sure, birthday?
Oh no, need a good target.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 10:42 PM (d5fLT)
*shudder*
Posted by: Escaped from L.A. at August 17, 2012 02:41 AM (sZTYJ)
You just have to ruin everything, don't you.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:42 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 10:42 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:42 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 10:43 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 16, 2012 10:43 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 16, 2012 10:44 PM (sZTYJ)
Sure, birthday?
Oh no, need a good target.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 02:42 AM (d5fLT)
and then fill it with red Jell-o...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:44 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 16, 2012 10:44 PM (ccXZP)
GGE, you 'missed it by that much!'
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 10:45 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 17, 2012 02:44 AM (sZTYJ)
That's better.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:45 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 10:45 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 10:46 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 17, 2012 02:44 AM (ccXZP)
Nope, just like their work. I linked to the wrong one earlier, I didn't tape them myself, I got them off of you tube.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:47 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 10:47 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 02:45 AM (d5fLT)
Story of my life.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:47 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 10:48 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 10:48 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: Zakn at August 16, 2012 10:48 PM (PUuQq)
Luckily I was not planning to have soup for dinner.
Though I just remembered I have some Tabatchnik, best soup EVAR from a box! Maybe tomorrow.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 10:50 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 10:50 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2012 02:15 AM (yh0zB)
In Iceland, they have the Disgusting Food Festival -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%9Eorramatur
Posted by: cthulhu at August 16, 2012 10:51 PM (kaalw)
Bizzaro Land
Posted by: Zakn at August 17, 2012 02:48 AM (PUuQq)
When you've lost the porn vote you've really lost America, haven't you?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:51 PM (yh0zB)
First contestants will be Tim Geithner and Ken Salazar.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 10:51 PM (d5fLT)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2012 02:51 AM (kaalw)
Figures. Fucking Scandi snowbillies.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:53 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 02:50 AM (d5fLT)
I have taken shits with a higher IQ than lightbringer. He is a dimwit with a good voice and a good PR team. Smart people actually learn something during their adult lives.
Posted by: jc at August 16, 2012 10:53 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Jerry at August 16, 2012 10:54 PM (4SKYj)
First contestants will be Tim Geithner and Ken Salazar.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 02:51 AM
Prediction - the subject will be "Economics" and they will lose horribly.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 10:54 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 10:55 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: Lisl at August 16, 2012 10:59 PM (PDKu6)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 16, 2012 10:59 PM (bxiXv)
We have some strange alliances this time around. Actually, it's the Dems that seem locked in to their old patterns.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 16, 2012 11:00 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 16, 2012 11:00 PM (d5fLT)
Yeah, I don't know how many times I've been sitting around, thinking: "I just need to press some ram testicles in blocks in order to start getting 'em ready for dinner....."
Posted by: cthulhu at August 16, 2012 11:01 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 11:02 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Jerry at August 16, 2012 11:02 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 17, 2012 03:01 AM (kaalw)
I can count the times on my grand-daddy's left hand.
Did I mention he had his left arm chopped off to just below the elbow in a corn picker? True story, the stubborn fucker drove himself to the hospital and was back to work in the fields three days later. He used to say he was a cross between a Missouri mule and a barbed-wire fence, and I believe it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 11:05 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Jerry at August 17, 2012 03:02 AM (4SKYj)
Can't argue with that.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 11:06 PM (yh0zB)
Did I mention he had his left arm chopped off to just below the elbow in a corn picker? True story, the stubborn fucker drove himself to the hospital and was back to work in the fields three days later. He used to say he was a cross between a Missouri mule and a barbed-wire fence, and I believe it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 17, 2012 03:05 AM (yh0zB)
I can count 'em on my grandmother's left nut -- but, evidently, they're more creative in Iceland.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 16, 2012 11:07 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 16, 2012 11:08 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Jerry at August 16, 2012 11:11 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 16, 2012 11:12 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 17, 2012 03:12 AM (I2LwF)
It's actually a pretty decent insight -- statism = extinction.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 16, 2012 11:15 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: @PurpAv at August 16, 2012 11:17 PM (QgK5d)
Posted by: good luck america at August 16, 2012 11:19 PM (D7lJF)
Posted by: Zakn at August 16, 2012 11:21 PM (DcFUD)
On Jenna and the dems, I think it's just the current state of the democrats to violate the "Leave Me The Fuck Alone!" policy most Americans have.
Posted by: Jerry at August 16, 2012 11:24 PM (4SKYj)
Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 16, 2012 11:26 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 16, 2012 11:30 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 17, 2012 03:28 AM (d/5qf)
Ugh. Can't stay awake.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 16, 2012 11:31 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Truman North, iPhone ninny at August 16, 2012 11:32 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 17, 2012 03:28 AM (d/5qf)
welcome back. you're just in time for some info on big wangs.
Posted by: jc at August 16, 2012 11:33 PM (ufJKx)
we avoided the dread hillary as vp. and now i feel i can finally say, wheew.
WTF were you guys thinking?
Posted by: lou's a girl at August 16, 2012 11:40 PM (EPbpF)
Posted by: lou's a girl at August 16, 2012 11:41 PM (EPbpF)
WTF were you guys thinking?
Posted by: lou's a girl at August 17, 2012 03:40 AM (EPbpF)
rest assured it wasn't about shrillary.
Posted by: jc at August 16, 2012 11:42 PM (ufJKx)
Posted by: @PurpAv at August 16, 2012 11:46 PM (QgK5d)
rest assured it wasn't about shrillary.
Posted by: jc at August 17, 2012 03:42 AM (ufJKx)
Rest assured it was. She was not about to hitch her wagon to obams.
Posted by: lou's a girl at August 16, 2012 11:47 PM (EPbpF)
Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2012 11:49 PM (baHgn)
Posted by: @PurpAv at August 17, 2012 03:46 AM (QgK5d)
I Want Dread & Terror as my bumper sticker!
Posted by: lou's a girl at August 16, 2012 11:50 PM (EPbpF)
ok, kinda drunk, and That thats a a bad thing on the ont. Night all, Love you, mean it!!TeeHee
Posted by: lou's a girl at August 16, 2012 11:55 PM (EPbpF)
Their results will be similar on election day
Posted by: @PurpAv at August 16, 2012 11:59 PM (QgK5d)
Posted by: The Dude at August 17, 2012 12:01 AM (tw6Ar)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19292909
Sounds pretty ugly.
Posted by: @PurpAv at August 17, 2012 12:05 AM (QgK5d)
Their results will be similar on election day
Posted by: @PurpAv at August 17, 2012 03:59 AM (QgK5d)
==
I am looking forward to that moment when a whole bunch of sen's and congresstwerps realize they have to run against Obutthead to have a chance in their own races. then it will turn into the world's biggest circular firing squad inside a clown car. I expect to hear morons yelling: "popcorn, stat!!"
Posted by: jc at August 17, 2012 12:06 AM (ufJKx)
http://tinyurl.com/8ez3m53
Posted by: The Dude at August 17, 2012 12:09 AM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2012 12:19 AM (baHgn)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 17, 2012 12:23 AM (d/5qf)
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2012 12:23 AM (baHgn)
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2012 12:24 AM (baHgn)
Posted by: The Dude at August 17, 2012 12:24 AM (tw6Ar)
chemjeff, logprof, God Bless on the baby, and anyone else still lurking, Love you. Good days ahead.
Posted by: lou's a girl at August 17, 2012 12:25 AM (EPbpF)
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2012 12:30 AM (baHgn)
Posted by: zeera at August 17, 2012 12:33 AM (XtxRN)
only if SCOAMF goes. if he stays it is all a disaster.
i'm getting my passport. belize is starting to look better and better.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 17, 2012 12:34 AM (d/5qf)
Posted by: zeera at August 17, 2012 04:33 AM (XtxRN)
need whiskey, never leave home without a flask
Posted by: The Dude at August 17, 2012 12:36 AM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: zeera at August 17, 2012 12:40 AM (XtxRN)
Posted by: zeera at August 17, 2012 12:42 AM (XtxRN)
what is that like? I have never had one.
I have read that the red bull masks the drunkenness so it lets you keep drinking more and more.
Posted by: chemjeff at August 17, 2012 12:45 AM (d/5qf)
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2012 12:50 AM (baHgn)
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2012 12:52 AM (baHgn)
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2012 04:50 AM (baHgn)
more like making it awesome
Posted by: The Dude at August 17, 2012 12:54 AM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: zeera at August 17, 2012 12:58 AM (XtxRN)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 17, 2012 04:59 AM (d/5qf)
working now so I have an off day
so they made Hyuna do a version of Gangnam Style
http://tinyurl.com/c7bcneq
Posted by: The Dude at August 17, 2012 01:05 AM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: The Dude at August 17, 2012 01:15 AM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: Zakn at August 17, 2012 01:16 AM (JP1Pf)
Posted by: Zakn at August 17, 2012 05:16 AM (JP1Pf)
yeah, teamwork off the bat is key
Posted by: The Dude at August 17, 2012 01:27 AM (tw6Ar)
http://tinyurl.com/8ge3lcv
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 02:13 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: teej at August 17, 2012 02:22 AM (0MVzQ)
Posted by: teej at August 17, 2012 02:25 AM (0MVzQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 02:27 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: teej at August 17, 2012 02:31 AM (k/Mc/)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 02:37 AM (9TTOe)
What about you?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 02:44 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 02:54 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 02:55 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 17, 2012 02:56 AM (d/5qf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 03:00 AM (d5fLT)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 17, 2012 03:01 AM (d/5qf)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 17, 2012 03:01 AM (d/5qf)
maybe not 40 winks, but hopefully at least 32.5 winks
Posted by: chemjeff at August 17, 2012 03:02 AM (d/5qf)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 17, 2012 03:02 AM (9TTOe)
Posted by: JonathanG at August 17, 2012 04:32 AM (aYOnh)
Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2012 08:40 AM (6o4Fb)
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