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August 21, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (8-21-2012)
— Maetenloch

Buck up lil' campers - with charts like going for us this we still have at least 2 or 3 solid chances left to snatch defeat from the maw of victory.

New campaign slogan: This will NOT be our new normal!

Ezra Klein: Paul Ryan is Obama's golem, or something like that

Yes because the Franken-Ryan is all part of Obama's 4-dimensional chess-basketball game.

But twisted as that is, it pales in comparison to Ezra Klein's latest effort, which is less colorful but decidedly more convoluted. In Klein's fevered imagination, Obama not only wanted Ryan to become the de facto leader of the Republican Party because Obama thought his views would be easy to run against (which Obama may indeed have believed), but the president has actively worked for several years to build Ryan up and then tear him down with this very aim in mind.
Therefore, according to Klein, Ryan is Obama's creation (the title of his piece is "How Obama Created the Greatest Threat to His Presidency"):

Here's the weird thing about Paul Ryan being named to the Republican presidential ticket: It's all part of Barack Obama's campaign plan - a plan that's working better than his strategists could have hoped.
You need to read the whole thing to get the flavor of it.

Also: Paul Ryan and the farce of liberal compassion

Your New Eco-Crime: Air Conditioning

Mr. Wargocki says that an office temperature in the mid to high 70s should be fine. The comfortable temperature for sleeping (naked) is around 84, Mr. Tanabe says, if a fan is on.
Those suggestions are a good deal warmer than the norms in the United States, which underlines a cultural differences in cooling preferences.

"The temperature many Americans find most comfortable indoors in summer - 70 degrees - feels uncomfortable to most Europeans, who find it too cold," said Mr. Sivak, who suggested that Europe's greater environmental awareness might make people more inclined to put on an extra sweater in winter or tolerate a bit more heat in summer.
Unfortunately many tropical places - including Singapore, Malaysia and Hong Kong - seem to have followed the United States' lead in cooling preferences, Mr. Tanabe said, holding cooler to be better.

You can have my AC remote when you pry it out of my cold, dead-cold hands. I'm not kidding about this. Seriously do NOT fuck with my air conditioning.

Christian Fundamentalists Hate Set Theory?!?

Okay I'm not really convinced there's anything here. About the only evidence is a blurb that A Beka, publisher of Christian-themed textbooks, has on their webpage:

Unlike the "modern math" theorists, who believe that mathematics is a creation of man and thus arbitrary and relative, A Beka Book teaches that the laws of mathematics are a creation of God and thus absolute. Man's task is to search out and make use of the laws of the universe, both scientific and mathematical.

A Beka Book provides attractive, legible, and workable traditional mathematics texts that are not burdened with modern theories such as set theory. These books have been field-tested, revised, and used successfully for many years, making them classics with up-to-date appeal. Besides training students in the basic skills needed for life, A Beka Book traditional mathematics books teach students to believe in absolutes, to work diligently for right answers, and to see mathematical facts as part of the truth and order built into the real universe.

Okay but it's not clear whether set theory is being skipped because it's not so useful at this level or because it's a Beelzebub-inspired blasphemy like irrational numbers and the number of their beast, aleph-one.

The 'Who's Your Daddy' DNA Truck

Genius:

The "Who's Your Daddy" recreational vehicle is selling DNA tests, mostly to fathers who suspect their children may not actually be theirs.
"They flag us down, they pull us over, they talk to us," owner and operator Jared Rosenthal said Wednesday. "Sometimes, because of the nature of the services, they want to be a little more discreet about it, but they do come or they'll call the number."

In this business, Rosenthal said he deals with all kinds of crazy situations all day, every day.
"We have people that want to get the specimen from their spouse without them knowing about it," Rosenthal said. "We deal with a lot of drama, it's constant drama."

The Gingeress: Part XIV

Can you recognize them in any of their 17 canonical forms?

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1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 06:05 PM (6o4Fb)

2 Sixth!!!! g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 06:05 PM (JMmQ9)

3 70 degrees? I like it 75.

Posted by: sexypig at August 21, 2012 06:06 PM (dZQh7)

4 wow, my prediction was a little off.... unexpectedly

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 06:07 PM (JMmQ9)

5 Air conditioning is one of the greatest inventions of all time and anyone attacking it deserves to live in humid hellhole the rest of their life.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 21, 2012 06:07 PM (KCvsd)

6 In the summer, I prefer 77 degrees. In the winter, I'm willing to go as low as 60, but I'm young and I like dressing in layers and having fires in my fireplace.

Posted by: Ben at August 21, 2012 06:07 PM (XDHBy)

7 But those gingers have clothes on.....and what's with "chive on"?

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 21, 2012 06:07 PM (0CiTm)

8 Rapeboy! The Rapester! Rapey McGee! The Rapinator! Rape-a-dape-dape

Posted by: Todd "Schneider" Akin at August 21, 2012 06:07 PM (8HhF2)

9 "including Singapore, Malaysia and Hong Kong"

Has this fuckwad ever been in any of those countries? It is so hot and humid there.

Posted by: Ben at August 21, 2012 06:08 PM (XDHBy)

The AC fascists didn't mention humidity.

Sleep in 84F? Try that when the fucking dew point is 74!!11!1!

Posted by: fluffy at August 21, 2012 06:09 PM (O6q63)

11 I wouldn't take those Navy SEALS so seriously. Fuck them! I killed Osama. Fuck them!

Posted by: Barky McFucknut at August 21, 2012 06:09 PM (BVkEs)

12 The government is already screwing with our AC. HUD has guidelines for maximum allowable capacity, and it ain't enough.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at August 21, 2012 06:09 PM (9HhTH)

13 Burn the CHART WITCH!

evenin' Maet

Posted by: sven10077 at August 21, 2012 06:09 PM (LRFds)

14 People overseas blame AC for all sorts of evils, from colds, flu and pneumonia to arthritis, and in one case (Greek crazy woman) gangrene. Fuck that noise. Give me AC. I want to be so cold in the summer that I need a parka in my damn house. If the rest of you want to sweat, be my guest. I've done it, and it's not pleasant. Plus people overseas generally stink in the summer due to: no bathing and no AC. The AC will cut the stench to bearable. Without it, one could possibly vomit when a colleague comes into one's office. Right into the trash can.

Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 06:10 PM (dZmFh)

15 Maet the gingers....I'm scared

Posted by: sven10077 at August 21, 2012 06:10 PM (LRFds)

16 You can have my AC remote when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands. ------- Hear, hear! 68 if I'm doing housework like vacuuming. 70 to sit still. 72 when it's very hot outside. I prefer 68 to sleep, but like to wake up colder (66).

Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 06:11 PM (5H6zj)

17 Fuck that shit, I lower the A/C to 68 degrees when I sleep.

84 degrees!! Are these people crazy!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 21, 2012 06:11 PM (DWgdc)

18 A Beka Book teaches that the laws of mathematics are a creation of God and thus absolute

Like Pakistani physics texts, which insist that when hydrogen atoms fuse to make helium it is by Allah's will. Robert Reilly, "The Closing of the Muslim Mind".

Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 21, 2012 06:12 PM (QTHTd)

19 After Hurricane Charlie when we had no AC in Florida in August..... All I can remember is not sleeping.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 21, 2012 06:12 PM (0CiTm)

20 For all of you who care deeply about my drinking habits, I have entered a new and delightful world.

It is called a Caipirinha.

I have had these at bars, and enjoyed them, but making them at home to my exacting standards (lots of booze) has elevated the experience.

The best part is that the Brazilian cane liquor costs about $12/liter.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 21, 2012 06:12 PM (2b4yb)

21 MAet can you put some ffn knowledge on the horde about the magic ladie bits. Aslan's Girl and a few others believe the paper written by Dr Mikkelberg (?) or the right to life movement that was the source of magic vagina theory. They still think the body some how fights the rapists sperm. I tried to find your earlier comment but could not. HELP! We are conservatives. We do not believe in majikked science

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2012 06:13 PM (Dnbau)

22 Please, PLEASE don't take anything concerning A Beka seriously. They are marketed primarily to home schoolers. and used in really bad (and I mean BAD bad) Christian private schools, basing all their materials on very shaky and highly inconsistent theology, with a huge pinch of politics. Yes, I've dealt with their stuff before, it is almost painful to to read, and I *am* one of those Dread Conservative Christians. In fact, one of my "rules of thumb" about evaluating private schools is if they use A Beka or not. If they do, walk on down the road. Bad stuff.

Posted by: John the Baptist at August 21, 2012 06:13 PM (0SWiz)

For all of you who care deeply about my drinking habits, I have entered a new and delightful world.

No recipe?

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 21, 2012 06:13 PM (0CiTm)

24 Anyone else get the feeling Akin has some interesting skeletons in his closet, which I fully expect to be out within the next 30 days?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at August 21, 2012 06:13 PM (x8wJs)

25 Keep Calm and Carry On was a iconic British WWII Poster The Chive web site is parodying the poster

Posted by: Tmitsss at August 21, 2012 06:13 PM (34AUO)

That asshole from from the NY Times has been raving about the horrors of air conditioning for awhile. Probably writing while sitting in a spacious, air conditioned office.

The classified graph is pretty funny. "Unauthorized insertion detected, prepare to deploy chaff".

Posted by: Adam at August 21, 2012 06:14 PM (/YJYi)

27 We can't fight the Dems on moral issues or hit back against them on anything.

Posted by: doctor kermit gosnell at August 21, 2012 06:14 PM (vDl/w)

28
Great, another self righteous asshole who woke up one morning decided he didn't like something so nobody should have it.
So what's next stoves? Gas, electric and wood burning?

Posted by: YIKES! at August 21, 2012 06:14 PM (Z3bkC)

29 I are announcing my candidacy as write-in for MO Senate race.

http://tinyurl.com/c49hzs8

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 21, 2012 06:14 PM (zrpqj)

30 What did Valerie Jarrett suck, and when did she suck it?

Posted by: Craig Poe, Citizen Reporter at August 21, 2012 06:14 PM (BVkEs)

31 That last chart really really needs to have a line for real unemployment or labor participation. It has that one lone dot at the top, but the real disaster is not the 8.3% unemployment, it is all the people that have dropped out. the chart as is does not give enough emphasis on that.

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at August 21, 2012 06:15 PM (zZJJp)

32 >>It is called a Caipirinha. Welcome, friend. They are delicioso! Unfortunately, I have been unable to find cachaca in the ENTIRE STATE OF UTAH. I kid you not. Very annoying. And I can't find Arak (kind of like Ouzo) either.

Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 06:15 PM (5H6zj)

33 That Lady Parts diagram is missing the teeth. The razor sharp, flesh shredding teeth.

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at August 21, 2012 06:15 PM (zMouK)

34 I am very happy to see that the moron horde is of generally like mind concerning AC. As for A Beka, I looked at it when I started homeschooling, and even as a devout Christian (okay, forgive me for cussing up above) I thought it was barmy. There are other, far better Christian homeschool offering available that are not off-putting.

Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 06:15 PM (dZmFh)

35 The needle of the Stupidity Detector jumped off the charts with that last bit.

Posted by: Gerry at August 21, 2012 06:15 PM (JKq+J)

36 who suggested that Europe's greater environmental awareness might make people more inclined to put on an extra sweater in winter or tolerate a bit more heat in summer.
***
Europeans are kept poor enough by their political classes to not be able to afford the luxuries Americans are. It has *nothing* to do with what they actually want.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2012 06:16 PM (AUeaU)

37 What if the rapist uses a MIRVed warhead?

Posted by: Cicero at August 21, 2012 06:16 PM (zMouK)

38 Enter The Ginger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUD9NBSJvqo

Posted by: toby928© Ravel Rouser at August 21, 2012 06:16 PM (QupBk)

39 Gerry! Maet put a picture of you at the bottom of the post!!

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2012 06:16 PM (Dnbau)

40 >>Gas, electric and wood burning?

You will take my wood from my cold dead hand.

Posted by: Ben at August 21, 2012 06:16 PM (XDHBy)

41 Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 10:15 PM (5H6zj)

It's a pleasure to be around fellow serious drinkers.

If you need help with getting those, I would be glad to assist.

e-mail me at nynjmeet at optimum dot net.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 21, 2012 06:18 PM (2b4yb)

Keep Calm and Carry On was a iconic British WWII Poster
The Chive web site is parodying the poster

I know that part--what I didn't get was "chive". But I looked it up.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 21, 2012 06:18 PM (0CiTm)

43 You humans have used us for far too long! We will cause global warming and make you extinct. Then, FREEDOM!!1!

Posted by: Your Air Conditioner at August 21, 2012 06:18 PM (sZTYJ)

44 Teh kittehs definitely prefer the A/C too. Unlike hoomins, they have year-round fur coats and there's a limit to how much they can shed. Plus I don't enjoy doing extra vacuuming in hot sticky weather to pick up the kitteh fur that they do shed.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 21, 2012 06:19 PM (WARcM)

45 Nice to see Gerry is still with us. Is it possible, that just one time you could say something that didn't come off as complete babble?

Posted by: Adam at August 21, 2012 06:19 PM (/YJYi)

46 AC has done wonders for saving lives. Particularly those of the elderly or ill. Of course, saving the lives on the margins is hardly a progressive ideal so it's no wonder they'd rather everyone (but themselves, most likely) go without.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit who wants some R & R at August 21, 2012 06:19 PM (8sEhR)

47 I am betting that the aforementioned smug asshole Wargocki lives in a state that does not get that hot in the winter. [checks] oh, not a state at all; the fuckhead lives in DENMARK.

Of course he does.

There's another book out by Chuck Thompson, "Better Off Without 'Em". You all really should read this. In short, white people who live outside of the uncomfortable parts of North America really, really hate them some rednecks.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 21, 2012 06:19 PM (QTHTd)

48 When did Hafez al Akin move to MO?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 21, 2012 06:20 PM (jucos)

49 I just adjusted my a/c lower. I now see see dead people.

Posted by: CDR M at August 21, 2012 06:20 PM (dKV5k)

50 Hitler finally speaks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoONVL7WHYA

Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 06:20 PM (5H6zj)

These last few days have been extremely annoying so I'm going to inflict my poetry on you all as my way of getting revenge on the universe.

Arachne's magic, without the frame

Circus colors flow through my fingers and over the golden hook

Building warmth, the joy of creation.

What happens when the world is so heavy I can't breathe and this small shaping has been taken from me?

I don't know other's nightmares, but this is mine.

Already my hands stiffen quickly and the world seems dimmer,

And I'm still young.

For now though, the color still flows,

The warmth still builds,

And the world is not (yet) too heavy.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit who wants some R & R at August 21, 2012 06:20 PM (8sEhR)

I find that Ladyparts Diagram offensive.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 21, 2012 06:21 PM (ncJgk)

53 Rapeboy!
***
Damn straight!

Posted by: State Rep. Kerry Gauthier, D-Duluth at August 21, 2012 06:21 PM (AUeaU)

54 There's another book out by Chuck Thompson, "Better Off Without 'Em". You all really should read this. In short, white people who live outside of the uncomfortable parts of North America really, really hate them some rednecks.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 21, 2012 10:19 PM (QTHTd)

Shhhh....you're going to spoil tomorrow night's ONT. <angry glare>

Posted by: Mætenloch at August 21, 2012 06:21 PM (pAlYe)

55 If you sleep nekkid in 84 degrees your thighs stick together. Just sayin'.

We use Saxon math. Seems to work.

Posted by: andrew at August 21, 2012 06:21 PM (65QIv)

56 I have to admit that during the summer months I usually keep my thermostat at around 83 degrees when I'm home, and 90 degrees when I am not. I like it warm, but then I live in a dessert, so it's a dry heat...

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2012 06:22 PM (sZTYJ)

57 Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit who wants some R & R at August 21, 2012 10:19 PM (8sEhR)

Yes, the million people each year who die of malaria would hate to be the reason why a few bird eggs crack.

DDT is so tacky.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 21, 2012 06:22 PM (2b4yb)

58 So the vikings kinda raped their way around Europe and left blonde/blue eved kids all over the place. recent muslim news stories of the girl who was raped having to marry the rapest but fucing hey rape does not cause pregnancy

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 21, 2012 06:22 PM (LyEfv)

59 51-Polliwog, what is going on with you, sugar?

Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 06:22 PM (dZmFh)

60 Ack! At least it had clear line breaks when I copied it here. Didn't mean to make it unreadable.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit who wants some R & R at August 21, 2012 06:22 PM (8sEhR)

61 I started one of those "quickmeme" dealios for Teh Won / Teleprompter pic from earlier today http://www.quickmeme.com/PrompterHead/

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 06:23 PM (JMmQ9)

62 Mr. Wargocki can be in charge of peeling my sweaty nutsack off my thigh every 5 minutes.

Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at August 21, 2012 06:23 PM (DC1tz)

63 Did you know that Akin and Ryan authored a bill that would change the definition of rape? It's true! Media Matters sent me and email that told me so!

Posted by: Special Ed "Sgt" Schultz at August 21, 2012 06:23 PM (/YJYi)

64 Nationals win again. What a game. Strasburg gets number 15.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 21, 2012 06:23 PM (jucos)

65 Posted by: CDR M at August 21, 2012 10:20 PM (dKV5k)

71 in the bedroom at night. And when the day's political news is irritating, I will usually drop it to 70.

Fuck the luddites. We have brains and opposable thumbs for a reason.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 21, 2012 06:24 PM (2b4yb)

66 These last few days have been extremely annoying so I'm going to inflict my poetry on you all as my way of getting revenge on the universe. Arachne's magic, without the frameCircus colors flow through my fingers and over the golden hookBuilding warmth, the joy of creation.What happens when the world is so heavy I can't breathe and this small shaping has been taken from me?I don't know other's nightmares, but this is mine.Already my hands stiffen quickly and the world seems dimmer,And I'm still young.For now though, the color still flows,The warmth still builds,And the world is not (yet) too heavy. Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit who wants some R & R at August 21, 2012 10:20 PM (8sEhR) Well, if we are all doing our poetry, perhaps you'd all like to hear some of mine?

Posted by: A Vogon at August 21, 2012 06:24 PM (sZTYJ)

67 Fuck with my AC. I dare you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 21, 2012 06:24 PM (GEICT)

68 We can't fight the Dems on moral issues.

Posted by: planned parenthood secretly doing abortions for 14-year-old stat rape victims at August 21, 2012 06:25 PM (vDl/w)

69 hi all
yeah I have really gotten used to my A/C

Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 06:25 PM (d/5qf)

70 We use Saxon math. Seems to work. Posted by: andrew Saxon is excellent in the early grades, but for algebra, geometry and pre cal we used Teaching textbooks, because they had CD's that explained how to do each and every problem. That was exceptionally useful. And yeah, in Europe, they neglect to report the number of deaths each summer due to lack of a/c for the sick and elderly. Hubby was in a Polish cardiac hospital in August-no AC. Talk about miserable. Well, that, plus Helga the food troll who gave him lard for breakfast. We still shake our heads over that one.

Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 06:25 PM (dZmFh)

71 You know what happens when you sleep in 84 degree temperatures, naked or not?

You sweat.

You sweat on your blankets and sheets and pillow cases.

So now your changing and washing your bedding every day.

Which means your going to be using your washer and dryer more as well as more detergent.

Which means your not going to be friendlier to the environment ass clown?

When are these people going to learn there is no free lunch!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 21, 2012 06:26 PM (DWgdc)

Posted by: andrew at August 21, 2012 10:21 PM (65QIv)

We've been using Math-U-See. Seems to be working pretty well. I don't actually get how to use manipulables (sp?) myself, but my two youngest do. The oldest is able to watch the DVD and get a pretty good grasp of what's expected.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit who wants some R & R at August 21, 2012 06:26 PM (8sEhR)

73 I haven't turned on my AC in 3 years because I love Gaia, that and it's only hit 90 twice in 3 years.

Posted by: robtr at August 21, 2012 06:26 PM (MtwBb)

74 Fuck with my AC. I dare you. Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 21, 2012 10:24 PM (GEICT) We accept your dare.

Posted by: Pansexual Peace Party at August 21, 2012 06:26 PM (sZTYJ)

75 I know there are sometimes LEO types who read the ONT.

Any around tonight? I got a little peeved at my local constabulary today and don't know if I have a legit issue or if I need to go find a cold air-conditioned room and chill out.

Posted by: someone at August 21, 2012 06:26 PM (bqjJT)

76 plus Helga the food troll who gave him lard for breakfast.

that's hawt

Posted by: Michael Moore at August 21, 2012 06:26 PM (d/5qf)

77 In my day we slept on a ant hill with just some mosquitoes for a blanket. But we were grateful.

Posted by: toby928© Ravel Rouser at August 21, 2012 06:26 PM (QupBk)

Yes, Obama created Ryan... just like Custer created Sitting Bull... and Napoleon created the Duke of Wellington... and Rommel created Patton...

Need I continue?

Posted by: General in Charge, Circular Firing Squad Division at August 21, 2012 06:26 PM (lZBBB)

79 We use Saxon math. Seems to work. Posted by: andrew Saxon is excellent in the early grades, but for algebra, geometry and pre cal we used Teaching textbooks, because they had CD's that explained how to do each and every problem. That was exceptionally useful. And yeah, in Europe, they neglect to report the number of deaths each summer due to lack of a/c for the sick and elderly. Hubby was in a Polish cardiac hospital in August-no AC. Talk about miserable. Well, that, plus Helga the food troll who gave him lard for breakfast. We still shake our heads over that one. Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 10:25 PM (dZmFh) What's the problem with just using pencil and paper?

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2012 06:27 PM (sZTYJ)

Hello, all!

I've been reading here and there about the goings on inside the Obama campaign. Not sure if I believe it all, but it's sure been delicious, even more fun than reading about the Hillary! campaign running off the rails 4 years ago. It should be no surprise to any of us that SCoaMF allegedly strongly believes it's not his fault that things are going to shit, it's his campaign staff - arrogant SOB. And, also no surprise, that hag DW-S isn't too popular, either.

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 21, 2012 06:27 PM (VDMww)

81 76 plus Helga the food troll who gave him lard for breakfast. that's hawt Posted by: Michael Moore Get away with your fat, sweaty self!!!!!

Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 06:28 PM (dZmFh)

82 32 Unfortunately, I have been unable to find cachaca in the ENTIRE STATE OF UTAH. I kid you not. Very annoying.

And I can't find Arak (kind of like Ouzo) either.

The drinkupny.com people have a nice Arak, El Massaya, that I've had, and at least one other that I haven't. And they've got several cachacas (never had the stuff, so I can't make any recommendations). Plus, they don't seem to have Utah on the short list of states they don't ship to.

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2012 06:28 PM (2IW5Q)

Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 10:22 PM (dZmFh)

You know how it is. Sometimes it's just not worth being able to see the flames approaching over the rim of the handbasket. Let's just say I live in MO and it already feels like it should be Thursday.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit who wants some R & R at August 21, 2012 06:28 PM (8sEhR)

>>We have brains and opposable thumbs for a reason.

I'm pretty sure the Arabs use this same argument to argue against the infidel decadence that is TP.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2012 06:28 PM (ncJgk)

85 Palin on Greta just said that McCaskill and the dems fought to get Akin on the ballot and is supporting Stillman

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2012 06:29 PM (Dnbau)

86 66 These last few days have been extremely annoying so I'm going to inflict my poetry on you all as my way of getting revenge on the universe. Roses are red Violets are blue The SCOAMF ate a dog And Avg Joe sucks cock by choice

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 21, 2012 06:29 PM (GEICT)

87 What's the problem with just using pencil and paper? Posted by: The Political Hat Nothing, unless you have forgotten pre cal and trig, and need a refresher on how to do it, so you can teach your kids, jerk.

Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 06:29 PM (dZmFh)

88 Oh, yeah, and keep your fuckin' paws off my AC! We've had 2+ weeks of temps in the 100s here, and I need it!

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 21, 2012 06:29 PM (VDMww)

89 I can't sleep in air-conditioning. I'm happy with 90Â°F. But if you can pay your electric bill (without stealing tax money from me to do so), why the fuck should I care how you use that fucking electricity?

Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at August 21, 2012 06:30 PM (jpkXy)

90 Rommel created Patton
***
Rommel... you magnificent bastard, *I read your book*!

Posted by: Patton at August 21, 2012 06:30 PM (AUeaU)

40>> Gas, electric and wood burning?

You will take my wood from my cold dead hand.

.....Gingers......the wood is in my cold hand.....

Posted by: some prick at August 21, 2012 06:30 PM (PRqNc)

92 @79

The Heatwave of 2003 killed nearly 15,000 French, mostly elderly.

Why?

Because most French retards don't have air conditioning.

As a side note. Most of France goes on holiday at the same time apparently so the elderly were left on there own, and died as a result.

Yeah we should emulate these people.

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 21, 2012 06:30 PM (DWgdc)

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 21, 2012 10:29 PM (VDMww)

Heck, I keep the house at 80 (pity the kids) and the AC was running for pretty close to two weeks straight.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit who wants some R & R at August 21, 2012 06:31 PM (8sEhR)

Teh kittehs definitely prefer the A/C too

Mostly. Our Little Grey Asshole has short fur and can't be warm enough.

Winky, aka Fluffy Little Bastard (RIP) had super long fur and would collapse in front of our 10,000 BTU wall mount.

Posted by: fluffy at August 21, 2012 06:31 PM (O6q63)

95 Plus, they don't seem to have Utah on the short list of states they don't ship to. --- Thanks for that tip, but iirc when we moved from CA we read the rules about shipping liquor and there *are* rules. Can't remember the specifics, but we wound up giving our liquor to our CA neighbor before we moved. I think you can get wine shipped to a Utah Liquor store for pick up. Not sure about hard alcohol. I need to look harder in Park City and Salt Lake, but thus far I've struck out.

Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 06:31 PM (5H6zj)

96 Palin is urging Steelman to run as a third party

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2012 06:31 PM (Dnbau)

97 83-Polli, I am sorry. I know you must be having rough days-come vent here. Obviously, my happy meter is way down, since I am calling unknown people jerks on the ONT. School started back, and my kid feels rotten, but is plugging away. Ready for the doc to get her straightened out so she doesn't hurt and isn't sick all the time.

Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 06:31 PM (dZmFh)

98 I actually just got AC a few months ago. I've been living without it for 3 years. I'll never go back.

Posted by: Ben at August 21, 2012 06:31 PM (XDHBy)

99 stillman..sorry

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2012 06:31 PM (Dnbau)

100 Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 10:20 PM Now that's some good Hitler like, Top Ten Hitler quality

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 06:31 PM (JMmQ9)

101

Rommel... you magnificent bastard, *I read your book*!

Posted by: Patton at August 21, 2012 10:30 PM (AUeaU)

Obama, you SCOAMF, I read your BOOKS! (and then threw up)

Posted by: Paul Ryan at August 21, 2012 06:32 PM (lZBBB)

102 Freckles, or they ain't real.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 21, 2012 06:32 PM (0Db2g)

103 84 >>We have brains and opposable thumbs for a reason.

I'm pretty sure the Arabs use this same argument to argue against the infidel decadence that is TP.

A friend was once visiting that area, and reached her left hand into the communal dish. That certainly caused a reaction. You'd think she had pooped in there. And I guess if she'd had their habits, she kind of would have.

Took a long time to convince the family that it wasn't a deliberate insult. Must be weird to essentially make yourself one-handed. Their computer keyboards must be disgusting.

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2012 06:32 PM (2IW5Q)

104 I can't sleep in air-conditioning. I'm happy with 90Â°F. But if you can pay your electric bill (without stealing tax money from me to do so), why the fuck should I care how you use that fucking electricity? Posted by: Stark DickflÃ¼ssig at August 21, 2012 10:30 PM (jpkXy) What?! I demand a subsidy for the electricity to run my ThrustMaster 3000Â™!!1!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke and her Magic Vagina at August 21, 2012 06:32 PM (sZTYJ)

105 Hey, you want to use 1.21 gigawatts/hr air-conditioning the whole fucking block, knock yourself out.

Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at August 21, 2012 06:32 PM (jpkXy)

106 Rommel read deGaulle's book on tank warfare. Unfortunately for the French,, they didn't read it

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at August 21, 2012 06:33 PM (Dll6b)

107 But, but Allah over at Hot air has a NBC poll that says Obama leads Romney by 4! We're doooooomed..

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 21, 2012 06:33 PM (W2Z3C)

108 Obama, you SCOAMF, I read your BOOKS! (and then threw up)
***
Better you then me bitter clinger.

Seriously, who reads this crap Bill?

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 21, 2012 06:33 PM (AUeaU)

109 Hi ont, anybody in a good mood tonite? I have decided to let the last couple days go, and hope the reps tear up obamacare/economy/liar obama as the truly hideous at the convention. Anyway, drinking a vodka/oj, watching the big bang theory reruns

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 06:34 PM (EPbpF)

110 This is my 4th south FL summer without A/C. I'm getting used to it pretty well. Anything up to about 86 at night I can handle OK with a fan. 88 feels distinctly warm but bearable. 90 is fucking hot no matter how you slice it.

I'm liking the $35/mo electric bills rather than $200/mo I used to get before the A/C compressor seized.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 06:34 PM (WnzOT)

111

Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 10:31 PM (dZmFh)

You're one of my heroes Moki. You're actually having to deal with a lot of stuff all at once while I'm just annoyed at pretty close to everyone and everything at the moment.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit who wants some R & R at August 21, 2012 06:34 PM (8sEhR)

112 I find that for cooling, as opposed to heating, the best strategy is to not let the house heat up, so I keep it within ~6 degrees of what I know I'll need at night. It is hard to drive out the hot air. We had work done our HVAC last week and even though the system is working much much better than ever before (we put in zoned heat/cool and had the ductwork & air intakes redone), it still took a day to get the house equilibrated to a cool temp.

Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 06:34 PM (5H6zj)

113 96 Palin is urging Steelman to run as a third party Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2012 10:31 PM (Dnbau) How many times does this have to be replied too today... She CANNOT run due to MO state law.

Posted by: joe at August 21, 2012 06:34 PM (b6qQk)

114 Stillman legally cannot run as third party in Missouri. Missouri has a sore loserman law. Palin needs to spend more time lurking at the HQ.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 21, 2012 06:34 PM (QTHTd)

115 We accept your dare. Posted by: Pansexual Peace Party at August 21, 2012 10:26 PM (sZTYJ) Feel free. Oh, that 40 caliber hunk of lead flying at you? Don't worry about that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 21, 2012 06:34 PM (GEICT)

116 Must be weird to essentially make yourself one-handed. Their computer keyboards must be disgusting. Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2012 10:32 PM (2IW5Q) their shitters are pretty groady also do not google it!

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 21, 2012 06:34 PM (LyEfv)

117 I know there are sometimes LEO types who read the ONT. Call for Mr.Earp? Mr. Wyatt Earp, please pick up the courtesy phone.

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 06:35 PM (JMmQ9)

118 Took a long time to convince the family that it wasn't a deliberate insult. Must be weird to essentially make yourself one-handed. Their computer keyboards must be disgusting. Posted by: Splunge It's only the Bedouins who actually do that. But it's a custom now, so they get their thobes in a bunch if ex patriots do that. Mostly it's messing with the foreigner. But I am surprised your friend wasn't briefed about appropriate customs before going there.

Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 06:35 PM (dZmFh)

119 Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 10:31 PM (5H6zj)

Can you receive "gifts?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 21, 2012 06:35 PM (2b4yb)

120 107 But, but Allah over at Hot air has a NBC poll that says Obama leads Romney by 4! We're doooooomed..

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 21, 2012 10:33 PM (W2Z3C)

computer virus twice from Hotair, I stay away from that site.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 06:35 PM (EPbpF)

121 I thought she could not run as a write in since she was in the primary but she could as third party

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2012 06:35 PM (Dnbau)

122 I spent part of a summer in Germany (Heidelberg) without a/c, even in the labs. I almost died. I *did* lose a lot of weight, but it wasn't worth it. The Germs don't have screens on their windows, either, so the flies are disgusting.

Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 06:36 PM (5H6zj)

123 lou's: yeah, I'll admit, apart from Vagina Goalie Akin, today was a pretty good day. Stressful at work but good.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 21, 2012 06:36 PM (QTHTd)

124

Holy shit. Sarah Palin on fire. Awesome performance on Greta. No run-on sentences. Strong clear message. Akin: GTFO. If not, third party candidate.

Posted by: RokShox at August 21, 2012 06:36 PM (r2y+f)

125 96 Palin is urging Steelman to run as a third party

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2012 10:31 PM (Dnbau

She'll probably have to walk that back. Missouri isn't like Alaska. It actually has a sore loser law.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2012 06:37 PM (GULKT)

126 Can you receive "gifts?" ---- I'm not sure. I'll look into it. I wrote down yoru email will let you know.

Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 06:37 PM (5H6zj)

127 Didn't Barry (eco warrior) have the White House heat set at a really high temp? I believe Alexdouche said it was hot enough to grow orchids in there

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2012 06:37 PM (Hp1aE)

128 118 But I am surprised your friend wasn't briefed about appropriate customs before going there.

I'm pretty sure she was. But she's left handed, and just had a momentary lapse.

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2012 06:37 PM (2IW5Q)

129 114 Stillman legally cannot run as third party in Missouri. Missouri has a sore loserman law. Palin needs to spend more time lurking at the HQ.

I thought you just couldn't do a write in if you are primary loser. I could be totally wrong because I live in Arizona and I don't know Mo's law. Would it be possible to get another Republican who was not in the primary to run as an independent? Someone like Ashcroft? Just a suggestion.

Posted by: naes at August 21, 2012 06:37 PM (4WQJ/)

130 I thought she could not run as a write in since she was in the primary but she could as third party Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2012 10:35 PM (Dnbau) Too late for that to file for 3rd even if she could. We are 2 1/2 months out. We need a big name who won't have to introduce themselves to voters.

Posted by: joe at August 21, 2012 06:37 PM (b6qQk)

131 Anyway, drinking a vodka/oj, watching the big bang theory reruns

Posted by: lou's

Hi, Lou! I'm in a pretty good mood, mostly because I'm done with work for the day. I started watching Big Bang Theory at my sis's house a while back, and it is hilarious! Every character on that show reminds me of friends I have back in CA, and I laugh my ass off.

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 21, 2012 06:38 PM (VDMww)

132 We use Horizon math, but are thinking of switching to Singapore. My husband's not a fan of the fluff in Horizon. As for our AC, its on 70. In Texas. 80 feels like hell.

Posted by: lauren at August 21, 2012 06:38 PM (wsGWu)

133 107 But, but Allah over at Hot air has a NBC poll that says Obama leads Romney by 4! We're doooooomed..

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 21, 2012 10:33 PM (W2Z3C)

Poll internals have Dems up by 6 pts.... and NINE points of those who voted for Obama over McCain.... which means of THOSE voters, Obama has lost 5 pts....

So even with scewed internals... its BAD news in that poll for Obama.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 21, 2012 06:38 PM (lZBBB)

134 David Limbaugh?

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 21, 2012 06:39 PM (0CiTm)

135 You're one of my heroes Moki. You're actually having to deal with a lot of stuff all at once while I'm just annoyed at pretty close to everyone and everything at the moment. Posted by: Polliwogette, Girl, don't go there. My stuff is cream puffs compared to you-you are the amazing one. No way would I homeschool four kids at one time. I know you are giving yourself a good long break, but make sure you have some you time worked into it. Can grandparents take the kids for a few days, so you can soak in a tub and go to a movie or something?

Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 06:39 PM (dZmFh)

136 Not to be indelicate, but how in hell do you people who don't use a/c ever get laid?

Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 06:40 PM (5H6zj)

137 Palin is flat pissed off. Unfortunately Steelman can't run with Akin on the ticket. Made a nice point about her taking one for the team and it is not about you. It just doesn't matter how loud anybody screams though.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 21, 2012 06:40 PM (UvR6d)

138 I think you can still do a write in in MO. They can't stop voters for writing in.

But that's not the point. Akin doesn't understand that he's done. Palin is trying to make it clear to him. If he stays in, someone will run a write in campaign. She's trying to get it through his skull that he's done. If he leave the race via court order, then the RNC pays for the ballot changes and the State GOP Committee gets together and votes for a replacement.

The State GOP Committee members are elected during the primaries every four years in case any of you were wondering.

Posted by: Ben at August 21, 2012 06:40 PM (XDHBy)

139 Call for Mr.Earp? Mr. Wyatt Earp, please pick up the courtesy phone.

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 10:35 PM (JMmQ9)

I'm just curious about what is a ballpark accepted policy regarding how driving fast without lights/sirens.

Today I was driving 45 (5 over the speed limit) when an officer blew past me (on a 2 lane street) doing probably ~60. He came out of nowhere and I was just about to change lanes into him.

Seems if you're driving that far over the posted limit - if you NEED to get somewhere that fast that lights and or sirens would be safer.

Posted by: someone at August 21, 2012 06:41 PM (bqjJT)

140 Charting is incomplete without Fenster Gap and Wanker Span updates.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 21, 2012 06:41 PM (Qh4iB)

141 David Limbaugh? Posted by: USS Diversity at August 21, 2012 10:39 PM (0CiTm) Think about what IN GOP did with Coats. That's the type of thing we need.

Posted by: joe at August 21, 2012 06:42 PM (b6qQk)

142

Theresa/hobo. Glad to hear good moods still around. I am not going to stress, easier said then done for me.

Yeah Theresa, Big Bang is one of the few hubby and I watch, it is funny as hell.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 06:42 PM (EPbpF)

143 136 Not to be indelicate, but how in hell do you people who don't use a/c ever get laid? Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 10:40 PM (5H6zj) Lmfao. A very practical, and important, question.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 21, 2012 06:42 PM (GEICT)

144 Okay, when my liberal douchebag acquaintances try to frame Akin's asinine remarks as "what Republicans really believe" I'm going to make them OWN every crazy, racist, Jew-hatin', bizarro-world utterance of Louis Farrakhan. Every senile babble of Joe Biden. Every incendiary screed of Michael Moore. Every insane screech of Cynthia McKinney, every sub-moronic mumble of Hank Johnson.

Seriously: why do they get a pass? They've got more fools, lunatics, hate-filled psychopaths, retards, and senile mumblers in their party than in any dozen psychiatric hospitals.

And I don't mean holding the party accountable for these maniacs: I mean holding my liberal douchebag acquaintances personally accountable for everything these maniacs say. If they get to do it, so do we.

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 21, 2012 06:42 PM (mkv9V)

145 Tammy Bruce was opining that the MO law was a bit vague re the write-in bid. The losers are not allowed to coordinate/encourage the effort, but it sounded like a third party organization could do it. Best idea I've heard so far is the gal who is running for Akin's seat (SoS or something) switching places with him. Let him run for re-election and her fun for Senate.

Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 06:42 PM (5H6zj)

146

Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 10:39 PM (dZmFh)

I'm actually looking into the possibility of doing some sort of convent retreat for a couple of days while in CO. My in-laws are great (incredible really) about spoiling me, but a couple of days of forced unplugging would probably be really good for me.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit who wants some R & R at August 21, 2012 06:43 PM (8sEhR)

147 Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 10:34 PM (WnzOT)

Toilet paper and soap cost money too.

There is no fucking way on earth I could handle those temps at night. I would open my gun safe and kill everyone after about two nights of that shit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 21, 2012 06:43 PM (2b4yb)

148 Splunge- then they were being jerks to her-a momentary lapse can be laughed off, so they were being insensitive as well. Like when some friends and I were shopping and our hair was showing, and the mutawwa beat us and tried to arrest us. That was special. I love how they demand that we accept their traditions when they come here (using our laws against us) yet demand that we accept theirs when we go there. Special snowflakes.

Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 06:44 PM (dZmFh)

149

Posted by: someone at August 21, 2012 10:41 PM (bqjJT)

In my experience that's just how cops drive, regardless of whether they're going to a call or not.

Posted by: Adam at August 21, 2012 06:44 PM (/YJYi)

150 Hey, Theresa! It's been f'ing brutal round these parts! So ready for no Indian summer. (Oops, you probably can't use that expression these days without being charged with a hate crime.)

Posted by: Kalneva at August 21, 2012 06:44 PM (cQmXn)

151 I'm betting that Priebrus (I probably spelled that wrong) is wargaming out all of the possible solutions to this Akin problem as we speak. This is one of these fucking 3 pots of coffee nights. These dudes who have removed their ties and are huddling over a bunch of maps and documents like the NASA ground crew trying to save Apollo 13.

Posted by: naes at August 21, 2012 06:44 PM (4WQJ/)

152 Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 10:40 PM (5H6zj)

They mate with other non-AC people so the smells equilibrate. And they usually do it in the dressing rooms at Wal-Mart and Target.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 21, 2012 06:45 PM (2b4yb)

153

139 Just shut up and let them do their job.

Posted by: RokShox at August 21, 2012 06:46 PM (r2y+f)

154

I'm betting that Priebrus (I probably spelled that wrong) is wargaming out all of the possible solutions to this Akin problem as we speak. This is one of these fucking 3 pots of coffee nights. These dudes who have removed their ties and are huddling over a bunch of maps and documents like the NASA ground crew trying to save Apollo 13.

Or else they just wrote it off and went back to the cocktail party.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 21, 2012 06:46 PM (0CiTm)

155 139 someone,

most he'll face unless it's chronic is dispatch asking, "what the hell hero?'

unless of course there were big risk factors.....

they go to a violent call or a domestic they stay silent most of the time

Posted by: sven10077 at August 21, 2012 06:46 PM (LRFds)

156 In my experience that's just how cops drive, regardless of whether they're going to a call or not.

Posted by: Adam at August 21, 2012 10:44 PM (/YJYi)

Yeah, well I don't care to get squished as a result of it.

Posted by: someone at August 21, 2012 06:46 PM (bqjJT)

157

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 21, 2012 10:42 PM (mkv9V)

I'm sorry Sir, but with that attitude I must ask you to leave the Circular Fireing Squad. SOP decrees that you must fire INWARD, not OUTWARD, so I'm afraid you'll have to turn in your rifle and ammunition.

Posted by: Commanding Officer, 1st Republican Circluar Firing Squad at August 21, 2012 06:46 PM (lZBBB)

158 Good evening. Those countermeasures? Easily defeated.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 06:46 PM (HWUv9)

159 Would it be possible to get another Republican who was not in the primary to run as an independent? Someone like ~~Ashcroft~~ chemjeff? Just a suggestion. FIFY

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 06:46 PM (JMmQ9)

160 Posted by: RokShox at August 21, 2012 10:46 PM (r2y+f)

Yeah, that's what Himmler said.

Fuck that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 21, 2012 06:47 PM (2b4yb)

161 Hilarious (Mostly SFW)

http://tinyurl.com/ctwx7e3

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2012 06:47 PM (AUeaU)

162 154 USS Diveristy,

"Priebus, Priebus this is Zealot6 we need air cover for inbound pitchforks and torches...confidence is high confidence is high..."

Posted by: sven10077 at August 21, 2012 06:47 PM (LRFds)

163 Man, I could go for a sammich. I ate well and still could go for a sammich.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 06:47 PM (HWUv9)

164 Would it be possible to get another Republican who was not in the primary to run as an independent? Someone like Ashcroft chemjeff? Just a suggestion. FIFY Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 10:46 PM (JMmQ9) Fucking seconded!

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 06:48 PM (HWUv9)

165 Posted by: someone at August 21, 2012 10:46 PM (bqjJT)

Contact the mayor. That's what I did last summer.

They work for you. They aren't royalty in the 11th century.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 21, 2012 06:48 PM (2b4yb)

166 @152 LMAO!

Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 06:48 PM (5H6zj)

167

Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 10:44 PM (dZmFh)

Yeah.... who knew that leaving Bacon, on a Public Street, is Illegal because of who is there... (being investigated as a Hate Crime).

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 21, 2012 06:48 PM (lZBBB)

168

The "Still stading with Todd Akin" meter has been stuck at 2627 for a couple hours now. Someone needs to tell Todd's son to update the website already.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 21, 2012 06:48 PM (zrpqj)

169 146-sounds like a plan! Although, holing up in a nice hotel room with room service might be just the ticket as well!!! Seriously, get some you time. The convent, a hotel, a women's retreat, whatever, just take some time for you.

Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 06:48 PM (dZmFh)

170 Trimegistus- good comment. I'm going to try to remember this tomorrow when I hear that, as I'm sure I will.

Also: we really don't have to own the magical cervix goalie meme. Limbaugh said it was stupid. National Review said it was stupid. Romney and Ryan both said it was stupid. Even Akin walked it back. So we can honestly say that it is not what the GOP is running on in 2012, and that it will never run on that theme in future.

The "what about 2007!" stuff can be countered with the more recent gaffes by Biden et al.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 21, 2012 06:48 PM (QTHTd)

171 chemjeff is a well-known horny RINO! ;-)

Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 06:49 PM (5H6zj)

172 We can't fight the Dems on moral issues or tie them to anything negative about moral issues.

Posted by: floyd corkins II at August 21, 2012 06:49 PM (vDl/w)

173 most he'll face unless it's chronic is dispatch asking, "what the hell hero?'

unless of course there were big risk factors.....

they go to a violent call or a domestic they stay silent most of the time

Posted by: sven10077 at August 21, 2012 10:46 PM (LRFds)

Thanks that's much more helpful than the following.

139 Just shut up and let them do their job.

Posted by: RokShox at August 21, 2012 10:46 PM (r2y+f)

Posted by: someone at August 21, 2012 06:49 PM (bqjJT)

174 147 Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 10:34 PM (WnzOT) Toilet paper and soap cost money too. There is no fucking way on earth I could handle those temps at night. I would open my gun safe and kill everyone after about two nights of that shit. I lived with my wife's aunt for three months while I finished law school. Late August, early November in DC. AC broke and she waited to fix it for 3 damn weeks because she "knew a guy." I was on the third floor. Unbelievably brutal.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 21, 2012 06:49 PM (GEICT)

175 So Lays is having a contest to invent a new flavor potato chip. The best idea gets a million bucks. If I might make a suggestion... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3pmwrtlDaY

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 06:49 PM (HWUv9)

176

Hi, Kalneva! Brutal is right! My apartment stays pretty cool during the day because there are trees in the courtyard all around it, but it gets stinkin' hot at night.

Yeah, don't hear phrases like Indian summer and giving someone an Indian burn much these days.

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 21, 2012 06:50 PM (VDMww)

177 I'm actually looking into the possibility of doing some sort of convent retreat for a couple of days while in CO.

If you are ever in Boulder for more than two hours, a convent retreat starts looking pretty awesome.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 21, 2012 06:50 PM (QTHTd)

178 164 Would it be possible to get another Republican who was not in the primary to run as an independent? Someone like Ashcroft chemjeff? Just a suggestion.

FIFY
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 10:46 PM (JMmQ9)

Fucking seconded!

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 10:48 PM (HWUv9)

wait, you want me to run in an election?

HAHAHAHA

Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 06:50 PM (d/5qf)

179 Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 21, 2012 10:49 PM (GEICT)

You're a lawyer?

The heat was just training for later on.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 21, 2012 06:50 PM (2b4yb)

180 Hola, Morons and Moronettes!

To any ginger Moronettes, I'd like to state for the record that I, too, am a ginger. So, if you want to have yourself some flame-top kids, you can count on me to... do my part to help you realize that dream. I'm very giving, that way.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 06:51 PM (3yCFy)

181 /Contact the mayor. That's what I did last summer.

They work for you. They aren't royalty in the 11th century.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 21, 2012 10:48 PM (2b4yb)

Did you get any results?

Posted by: someone at August 21, 2012 06:51 PM (bqjJT)

182 165 Posted by: someone at August 21, 2012 10:46 PM (bqjJT)

Contact the mayor. That's what I did last summer.

They work for you. They aren't royalty in the 11th century.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 21, 2012 10:48 PM (2b4yb)

I live in a really small town, everyone knows everyone and who they are sleeping with if ya know what I mean. And I know I have mentioned how everyone speeds down my block, and bottoms out in the dip in front of my house, and the cops here are the worst.

There is no way in hell I would call my mayor, wouldnt be prudent.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 06:51 PM (EPbpF)

183 Why do Democrats think that having Paul Ryan plays into their strategy? More Americans agree with Ryan than they do Democrats.

Posted by: Unemployed since February at August 21, 2012 06:51 PM (06qTP)

184 Have you seen this? http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/funny-pictures/5363/dodge-truck-exposed/

Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 06:51 PM (5H6zj)

185 wait, you want me to run in an election?
HAHAHAHA

Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 10:50 PM (d/5qf)

So what are your views on hoo-ha self-defense?

Posted by: Mætenloch at August 21, 2012 06:52 PM (pAlYe)

186

Yeah, well I don't care to get squished as a result of it.

Posted by: someone at August 21, 2012 10:46 PM (bqjJT)

I understand, just saying. Several years ago I was at my grandmothers house and she was talking to my uncle, who is a cop, on the phone. She asked him what he was doing and he said he was going 85 on I75. She asked him why he was driving so fast and he said because he could. Now I love my uncle, but I won't deny that having that attitude is pretty dumb.

Posted by: Adam at August 21, 2012 06:52 PM (/YJYi)

187

I lived with my wife's aunt for three months while I finished law school. Late August, early November in DC. AC broke and she waited to fix it for 3 damn weeks because she "knew a guy." I was on the third floor. Unbelievably brutal.

-----

We visited my wife's aunt in SC in high summer. They didn't have AC but they had some kind of massive blower that sucked hot air out of the house--so loud it was like sleeping in the turbine of a 757. Best sleep I had in years.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 21, 2012 06:52 PM (0CiTm)

188 I live in a really small town, everyone knows everyone and who they are sleeping with if ya know what I mean.

wait, aren't you in Alaska? so you live next door to Levi Johnston?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 06:52 PM (d/5qf)

189

Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 21, 2012 10:50 PM (QTHTd)

Pretty sure I never made it two hours in Boulder, although dinner at the Morrocan restaurant whose name I've forgotten may have been close.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit who wants some R & R at August 21, 2012 06:52 PM (8sEhR)

190 wait, you want me to run in an election? HAHAHAHA Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 10:50 PM (d/5qf) Well we'll have to vett you first. Tell us, Senor Jefe, what do you think of rape?

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 06:52 PM (HWUv9)

191 So what are your views on hoo-ha self-defense?

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at August 21, 2012 10:52 PM (pAlYe)

Speaking from my own experience, they've done a damn fine job of it thus far

Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 06:53 PM (d/5qf)

192 Another Japanese woman in maid's attire firing the M-82 Barret on Guam.

http://youtu.be/hRXn3hYYVyU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2012 06:53 PM (fU0YZ)

193 185 Maet,

Brain Brain this is HooHa6 I have inbound sperm from the joyline be advised inbound sperm....hit me with all your magic over....I need my shield

Posted by: sven10077 at August 21, 2012 06:53 PM (LRFds)

194 183 Why do Democrats think that having Paul Ryan plays into their strategy? More Americans agree with Ryan than they do Democrats.

Posted by: Unemployed since February at August 21, 2012 10:51 PM (06qTP)

Its simple.... everyone in WASHINGTON and New York, don't like Ryan's plan.... ie all the people Dems listen to.... its just the rest of the country that believes you need to balance your checkbood...

but, they only listen to their own echo chamber...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 21, 2012 06:53 PM (lZBBB)

195 We had our system changed out two summers ago, and it's much more efficient T both heating and cooling, but the thermostat doesn't allow anything lower than 68 when on cool mode. I want 67, dammit! I dunno what the upper limit is when heating, because I never want it higher than 66 in the winter. F the EPA.

Posted by: Kalneva at August 21, 2012 06:54 PM (cQmXn)

196 Help us, chemjeff. You're our only hope.

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 06:54 PM (JMmQ9)

197 Air conditioning like many modern inventions make controlling the serfs, ahem, I mean saving the Earth, more difficult. Thus, away with it.

Posted by: eman at August 21, 2012 06:54 PM (Wp4rQ)

198 191 CJ,

we call that recurring area denial....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 21, 2012 06:54 PM (LRFds)

199 Posted by: someone at August 21, 2012 10:51 PM (bqjJT)

Yes. He forwarded the e-mail to the village manager who spoke with the police chief. I got a response, and that's all I wanted: a recognition that doing 60 in a small town without lights, going to an obviously non-emergency situation is a recipe for disaster.

My view of cops is a bit different than most. I think we are approaching a tipping point, where we enter what is for all intents and purposes a police state. So I am not a big fan of most armed government employees.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 21, 2012 06:54 PM (2b4yb)

200 Chemjeff, get some Argentinian dancers on stage with you at your campaign rallies. You'll win in a landslide.

Posted by: CDR M at August 21, 2012 06:54 PM (dKV5k)

201 183 Why do Democrats think that having Paul Ryan plays into their strategy? More Americans agree with Ryan than they do Democrats.

The Dems fatal mistake was taking 700 billion out of Medicare to put into O-Care. They basically surrendered the issue by doing that. It is hard for Obama to say "Well Ryan wants to give block grants to states inorder to cut out the Federal middleman and lower cost. And that's really bad because..."
Romney can just say: "You stole 700 Billion of Medicare for Obamacare. You admit it. The CBO admits it. Checkmate... motha fucka!" He shouldn't say that last part though.

Posted by: naes at August 21, 2012 06:55 PM (4WQJ/)

202 Continuing the vetting. Have you, Senor Jefe, ever tapped your feet in a public restroom? While whistling the Star Spangled Banner? And perusing a dog-eared copy of Juggs? The public has a right to know!

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 06:55 PM (HWUv9)

203

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 21, 2012 10:52 PM (0CiTm)

Attic fan? My in-laws have one of those. Thank G-d they added AC before John and I got married though, because as well as the fan works at night it's not very useful in the *hot* part of the day.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit who wants some R & R at August 21, 2012 06:55 PM (8sEhR)

204 #79 Teaching Textbooks may have the razzle dazzle factor, but it is not college preparatory math at all. Once you get to Algebra you will want either Abeka or Jacob's Algebra if your child is planning on doing any math in college. I would not recommend TT to people without this disclaimer. My best friend and her husband teach college math, and the kids they are getting do not know math. And their son did Differential Equations as a High School freshman, so they do know what they are talking about.

Posted by: conservativechick at August 21, 2012 06:55 PM (8GQ/G)

205 200 Chemjeff, get some Argentinian dancers on stage with you at your campaign rallies. You'll win in a landslide.

Posted by: CDR M at August 21, 2012 10:54 PM (dKV5k)

oh no kidding...

some Argentinian dancers and some chemistry demos that make loud booms

Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 06:56 PM (d/5qf)

206 #183: They think real Americans share their fear of Ryan's policy prescriptions. It's called solipsism.

Just like Pauline Kael's famous blurting of, "How could Nixon have won? Nobody I know voted for him!"

Sadly, it's also just like the neo-cons' belief that everyone naturally craves the sort of liberty we enjoy, including Middle Eastern folks.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 06:56 PM (3yCFy)

207

The comfort provided by AC is partly due to the lower humidity it provides.

Much of the energy expended by an air conditioner when it is started up is due to the water vapor adsorbed into the walls, furnishings, books and papers, rugs, pretty much everything inside the house. The humidity of the air inside the house drops as water vapor is condensed on the cold coils and drains out the bottom of the unit. But as the humidity inside the house drops, adsorbed moisture from the furnishings etc. moves into the air and replaces it to some extent. Eventually a new equilibrium is reached and the humidity stabilizes at a low value.

If you shut off the AC and open the windows, the inside of the house gets rehydrated and the adsorbed water has to be pulled back out again when you restart the AC. Supposedly there are scenarios where less energy is used by leaving the house sealed and the AC on at a low level as opposed to turning it off and opening the windows.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at August 21, 2012 06:56 PM (8hBZi)

208 So what are your views on hoo-ha self-defense?

Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at August 21, 2012 10:52 PM (pAlYe)
Speaking from my own experience, they've done a damn fine job of it thus far

Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 10:53 PM (d/5qf)

heh

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 21, 2012 06:56 PM (DU15A)

209 You're a lawyer? The heat was just training for later on..... Lol. I've mentioned around here before, I don't practice. HATED law school. Bunch of egotistical narcissistic messianic complex elitist pricks. I make an honest living. I'm 4th gen commercial painting subcontractor.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 21, 2012 06:56 PM (GEICT)

210 200 CDR M,

or do an infomercial...

http://tinyurl.com/2ccwaq

Posted by: sven10077 at August 21, 2012 06:57 PM (LRFds)

211 Have you, Senor Jefe, ever tapped your feet in a public restroom?

While whistling the Star Spangled Banner?

And perusing a dog-eared copy of Juggs?

The public has a right to know!

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 10:55 PM (HWUv9)

Does it count if it was in a foreign country?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 06:57 PM (d/5qf)

212 195 We had our system changed out two summers ago, and it's much more efficient T both heating and cooling, but the thermostat doesn't allow anything lower than 68 when on cool mode. ---- Wow. We just had a new thermostat installed when we added the zoning and it goes all the way, baby. Do you know if yours is b/c of some state regulation? where are you?

Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 06:57 PM (5H6zj)

213 Another Japanese woman in maid's attire firing the M-82 Barret on Guam. http://youtu.be/hRXn3hYYVyU Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2012 10:53 PM (fU0YZ) Anna, you are da bomb!

Posted by: eman at August 21, 2012 06:57 PM (Wp4rQ)

214 The CBO admits it. Checkmate... motha fucka!" He shouldn't say that last part though.

Posted by: naes

It would be hilarious if he did, though, but the MSM/dems would just turn it around to Romney trying to talk like a black man. Only white northern dems can say things like "y'all" and "I ain't no waaaays taaaaaaaahhhrd!"

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 21, 2012 06:58 PM (VDMww)

215 204-it's not about razzle dazzle, it's about something that explains the problems. I found ABeka to be horrible, I've never heard of Jacob's Algebra, and my kids both scored in the 700's on their SAT's in math. So, based on my experience, it works.

Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 06:59 PM (dZmFh)

216 209 BCochran,

there you go we have something in common after all...

Dropping out my last year of college was not a move I regret, I figured out I'd be in an insane asylum or a jail inside a decade....went back to my family's usual blue collar and am happy.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 21, 2012 06:59 PM (LRFds)

217
Your Republican Party metaphor of the day:

Video - Kid_Crashes_BMW_Into_Rocks

http://tinyurl.com/c6ut2su

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2012 06:59 PM (kdS6q)

218 Well Barack told us we couldn't keep our houses at 70 degrees.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 06:59 PM (6o4Fb)

219 and some chemistry demos that make loud booms Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 10:56 PM (d/5qf) We have breaking word that potential teabagging Republican Senate candidate who styles himself "Chem Jeff" advocates the use of chemical explosives in order to achieve electoral victory. We repeat, hate mongering patriot survivalists have infiltrated the Rethuglican Party!

Posted by: Souther Poverty Law Center at August 21, 2012 07:00 PM (HWUv9)

220 Well, I can tell it's going to be a fun ONT, but I gotta go!

Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 07:00 PM (5H6zj)

221 well I did check out that the Constitution Party doesn't appear to even have a candidate for Senator... so it could very well be that someone like Steelman or Brunner or someone else goes on the Constitution Party ticket

Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 07:00 PM (d/5qf)

222 Thought that might get some attention there eman.

Well broke 26k words on story. 10 days to write another 24k. Ipong!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2012 07:00 PM (fU0YZ)

223 If you don't have AC, here's how to keep the place bearable.

First, forget all that crap someone told you about ventilation. If it's 95 degrees outside, ventilation just means you're blowing hot air on yourself.

So, step 1: get a powerful fan. At night, put it in an upstairs window blowing OUT. Let it run all night, blowing all the hot air out of the house, and sucking in the cooler night air.

Step 2: during the day, button up the house like there's a nerve gas attack going on outside. You can run small circulating fans indoors, but the goal is to keep the heat outdoors and the cool indoors.

Step 3: DON'T COOK INDOORS. If it's hot, the last thing you want to do is have a heat source going! Make salads, grill meat on the barbecue, eat cold dishes. It's fucking summer anyway.

Step 4: in the evening when it starts to cool off outside, get that upstairs fan going again.

I used that system here and managed to get through this very hot, muggy summer without an air conditioner. (I actually have a window unit, but I didn't want to use it.)

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 21, 2012 07:00 PM (mkv9V)

224 wait, you want me to run in an election? HAHAHAHA Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 10:50 PM Yes. Two questions, presumptive Senator-elect chemjeff: A.) Crossbow or Longbow? & 2.) Mossberg or Remington 870? A hopeful Moron Nation awaits your response

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 07:00 PM (JMmQ9)

225 #218: Meanwhile, he likes keeping the White House at 82 degrees in the winter.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 07:01 PM (3yCFy)

226 Well,I was on SI Sunday at my Aunts house but this wasn't me. NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) Â– Police are investigating an unusual bias crime on Staten Island. Muslims who gathered for prayer to celebrate the end of Ramadan in a city park found bacon scattered on the ground, CBS 2Â’s John Slattery reported Monday. With Ramadan ending this past weekend, Muslims celebrated the end of fasting with prayer. On Staten Island an outdoor service was held Sunday on a New Dorp football field, attracting some 1,500 Muslims. But before most of the faithful arrived for Morning Prayer, it was discovered that someone had scattered a quantity of raw bacon on the field. Â“This has been determined to be a bias event on the part of our Hate Crimes Task Force,Â” NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly told reporters, including WCBS 880?s Rich Lamb.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:01 PM (6o4Fb)

227 There is no fucking way on earth I could handle those temps at night.

I restrict calorie intake. Keeping it around 1,600/day on average lets me lose weight and keeps the higher temp comfortable.

I've found the warmer temps help control overeating. When its warmer you don't want to eat as much.

The rise of the so called obesity epidemic correlates quite closely with the market penetration of A/C...at least to the level that I'll claim a pseudo-scientific "link".

Reducing the amount of warm/cold interfaces in a house where condensation would form limits the growth of toxic molds and such too. The whole toxic mold phenomenon appeared simultaneously with hyper-insulation and pervasive central A/C. That shit never appears in the old style uninsulated "Florida homes" with sun rooms jalousy windows and ceiling fans that don't have central A/C.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 07:01 PM (WnzOT)

228 Dana Perino said it might be shithead's consultants that are keeping him in, So let the RNC notify those consultants that they'll never have another job

Posted by: rick santorum at August 21, 2012 07:02 PM (51xVX)

229 226 steevy,

wait until the HQ perfects the pig innards aerosol bomb....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 21, 2012 07:03 PM (LRFds)

230 Night all, have a good one.

Posted by: moki at August 21, 2012 07:03 PM (dZmFh)

231 3256 signatures so far!

Posted by: Still Standing with Todd Akin at August 21, 2012 07:03 PM (zrpqj)

232 225 He's succeeded in making energy more expensive,food more expensive etc.He wants us reduced to European standards in every area,including military strength.He gets another term we go a long way towards getting there.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:03 PM (6o4Fb)

233 212 195 We had our system changed out two summers ago, and it's much more efficient T both heating and cooling, but the thermostat doesn't allow anything lower than 68 when on cool mode. ---- Wow. We just had a new thermostat installed when we added the zoning and it goes all the way, baby. Do you know if yours is b/c of some state regulation? where are you? Posted by: Y-not, ginger eskimo at August 21, 2012 10:57 PM (5H6zj) Washington state. Any advice on how to override this would be appreciated!

Posted by: Kalneva at August 21, 2012 07:04 PM (cQmXn)

234 Sven, you think Senor Jeffe can pull off that look in that Zombie Nation video?

Posted by: CDR M at August 21, 2012 07:04 PM (dKV5k)

235 Set Theory...

So the art, the literature, the jazzÂ—probably the Scandinavian furniture, too, ... all just traps.

Ace blogged earlier about a wonderful set.

Posted by: sTevo at August 21, 2012 07:04 PM (VMcEw)

236 Chemjeff, get some Argentinian dancers on stage with you at your campaign rallies. You'll win in a landslide. Posted by: CDR M at August 21, 2012 10:54 PM (dKV5k) Worked for me!

Posted by: Oscar Goodman at August 21, 2012 07:04 PM (sZTYJ)

237 <<recognition that doing 60 in a small town without lights, going to an obviously non-emergency situation is a recipe for disaster.>>

That's my concern as well. The city is already being sued for a pursuit that ended in a death a year or so ago. I do wonder if they need to re-think their driving fast scenarios.

Posted by: someone at August 21, 2012 07:04 PM (bqjJT)

238 #227: The obesity epidemic coincides with so many factors, it's hard to pin it down to any one of them. Hell, it's hard to narrow it down to any twelve of them.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 07:04 PM (3yCFy)

239 232 Notice that resteraunt portions are smaller?Our consumption has bothered the left forever,they are finally getting their way.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:05 PM (6o4Fb)

240 Chemjeff? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 21, 2012 07:05 PM (dKV5k)

241 224 wait, you want me to run in an election? HAHAHAHA Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 10:50 PM Yes. Two questions, presumptive Senator-elect chemjeff: A.) Crossbow or Longbow? & 2.) Mossberg or Remington 870? A hopeful Moron Nation awaits your response Incorrect. Everyone knows the answer to A) is crossbow. There's only one question: Christina or Kate?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 21, 2012 07:05 PM (GEICT)

242 231 3256 signatures so far! Posted by: Still Standing with Todd Akin at August 21, 2012 11:03 PM (zrpqj)\\ wow, they're kicking butt

Posted by: Avi at August 21, 2012 07:05 PM (51xVX)

243

I'm betting that Priebrus (I probably spelled that wrong) is wargaming out all of the possible solutions to this Akin problem as we speak.

Reince was on Levin's show tonight. He said the GOP had written off Akin. And Levin -- who's mad as hell about Akin -- tried to get Priebus to see that everything hinges on the November elections, all of them. The GOP says he's not getting a dime. Levin was dogged and Priebus said they'd wait till the 9/25 deadline to see if Akin is allowed to bail (if I understand correctly, he has to go before TWO Repubs and TWO demoncraps to get the okay). Odds are the Dem officials are not going to approve it.

Posted by: RushBabe at August 21, 2012 07:06 PM (tQHzJ)

244 You want to swelter without AC?Fine,enjoy.Stay the fuck out of my business.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:06 PM (6o4Fb)

245

Steevy, the bacon thing is too funny!

What are the wanted posters going to look like, and will the charges be "improper use of bacon," "baconing without a permit," "using bacon with intent to offend?" :-)

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 21, 2012 07:06 PM (VDMww)

246 238 #227: The obesity epidemic coincides with so many factors, it's hard to pin it down to any one of them. Hell, it's hard to narrow it down to any twelve of them. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 11:04 PM (3yCFy) Ill narrow it down to the decrease in smoking

Posted by: Avi at August 21, 2012 07:06 PM (51xVX)

247 Same thing with your vegetarian,gluten free,what have you.God Bless,just don't force me to change.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:07 PM (6o4Fb)

248 What are the wanted posters going to look like, and will the charges be "improper use of bacon," "baconing without a permit,""using bacon with intent to offend?" :-) Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 21, 2012 11:06 PM (VDMww) I'm seeing that scene from POrky's. You know the one. Have you seen this prick?

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 07:07 PM (HWUv9)

249 245 Assault with a deadly pork belly??

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:08 PM (6o4Fb)

250 chemjeff needs to do a lot of prep work to be ready for tricky Hello Kitty gotcha questions.

Posted by: eman at August 21, 2012 07:08 PM (Wp4rQ)

251 #239: I have noticed that, Steevy. I don't know if it's so much buckling to the Left as it is a response to rising food costs. But, well, Obama built that, too, so, yeah, I'm sure the Left is happy either way.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 07:08 PM (3yCFy)

252 A.) Crossbow or Longbow?

Yes

2.) Mossberg or Remington 870?

Yes

Christina or Kate?

YES

Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 07:08 PM (d/5qf)

253 239 232 Notice that resteraunt portions are smaller?Our consumption has bothered the left forever,they are finally getting their way.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 11:05 PM (6o4Fb)

Boston market removing salt shakers fronm the tables in their restarants, fuck em.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 07:08 PM (EPbpF)

254 A hopeful Moron Nation awaits your response Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 11:00 PM (JMmQ9) you forgot Glock vs, 1911

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 21, 2012 07:09 PM (LyEfv)

255 #246: That is one of the many factors, and likely a big one.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 07:09 PM (3yCFy)

256 I used that system here...

That's my scheme. Minimize damage during the day, maximize exploitation of night temp delta.

It also works in reverse during the winter months down here. Open up during the day when its warmer, close up at night when it gets cold. I've found that even on a fairly cold winter day in Palm Beach the attic gets warm, so I pump that warm attic air downstairs with a fan through the attic hatchway. The fan is dramatically cheaper than running an electric heater.

Last winter there was only a period of about a week when it was really fucking cold and I broke down and used a little space heater in the bedroom.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 07:09 PM (WnzOT)

257 If any group deserves intolerance it is the muslims.They have to understand,the honus is on THEM to fit in not force us to conform to them.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:09 PM (6o4Fb)

258 Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 11:08 PM (d/5qf) See, you're getting the hang of this.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 07:09 PM (HWUv9)

259 lol you guys are too much
okay I gotta get to bed, got a big day tomorrow

see ya

Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 07:10 PM (d/5qf)

260 Much of the energy expended by an air conditioner when it is started up is due to the water vapor adsorbed into the walls, furnishings, books and papers, rugs, pretty much everything inside the house. The humidity of the air inside the house drops as water vapor is condensed on the cold coils and drains out the bottom of the unit. But as the humidity inside the house drops,adsorbed moisture from the furnishings etc. moves into the air and replaces it to some extent.Eventually a new equilibrium is reached and the humidity stabilizes at a low value. If you shut off the AC and open the windows, the inside of the house gets rehydrated and the adsorbed water has to be pulled back out again when you restart the AC. Supposedly there are scenarios where less energy is used by leaving the house sealed and the AC on at a low level as opposed to turning it off and opening the windows. Posted by: Wm T Sherman at August 21, 2012 10:56 PM This.Word. could you call TheSoonToBeExMissusÂ™ and 'splain that siht to her? I'm payin' like $350-400 per month (in Michigan, not like it's some Sun-belt state) 'cause she shuts the A/C off every morning and opens the windows, then at 4:30 PM-ish, when it's 85Â° in the house, she buttons everything back up and turns the A/C back on. Then, of course, it's my fault that it's still 81Â° in the house at bedtime

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 07:10 PM (JMmQ9)

261 234 CDR M,

or have fun trying anyway....

how hard can it be?

Akin, Franken, and Frank all work on the hill eh?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 21, 2012 07:10 PM (LRFds)

262 #248, Robert, LOL!

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 21, 2012 07:10 PM (VDMww)

263 Eesh, I'd freeze my nads off at 70 degrees, I keep the a/c between 78-82 in summer.

Posted by: booger at August 21, 2012 07:10 PM (HI6wa)

264 Good night, Senator Jefe!

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 07:10 PM (HWUv9)

265 I prefer revolvers for simplicity and reliability as a handgun for personal defense.Any good shotgun is ideal for home defense with a reduced velocity load of OO buck or just #4 shot.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:10 PM (6o4Fb)

266 I have often been stuck in a hotel room with an inadequate a/c, and have wracked my tiny brain trying to think of some way to ameliorate. Like with wet towels or some such. Other than wet towels directly on my naked body, do any morons with knowledge have a hint for maximizing the inadequate a/c when you're not at home?

Posted by: Kalneva at August 21, 2012 07:11 PM (cQmXn)

267 252 A.) Crossbow or Longbow? Yes 2.) Mossberg or Remington 870? Yes Christina or Kate? YES Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 11:08 PM (d/5qf) Vetting complete. Candidate approved. you forgot Glock vs, 1911 S&W M&P .40

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 21, 2012 07:11 PM (GEICT)

268 chemjeff's "Quantum Budgeting" proposal has caught the imagination of experts and the public at large.

Posted by: eman at August 21, 2012 07:11 PM (Wp4rQ)

269 Your Republican Party metaphor of the day:
***
In fairness the Republicans are running almost 500 candidates for federal office. The odds that one would say something dumb are high.

The problem is the State Media making it the story of the day, and not say the child rapist running for office in MN.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2012 07:11 PM (AUeaU)

270 Night chemjeff, senator elect from mo.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 07:12 PM (EPbpF)

271 That would be awesome if one of our morons got elected.

Posted by: CDR M at August 21, 2012 07:12 PM (dKV5k)

272 Ace and the cobs mostly leave the muslims stories alone,presumably out of fear.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:12 PM (6o4Fb)

273 My first house in Chicago was a new build, and we had a real debate about whether to get AC. When you are young, I think heat doesn't bother you as much. Anyhow, we opted to try it a while without AC but by year 3 we had it put in. I'll note that this is the smarter option in a way, because back then we were paying 13.5% interest on the mortgage. So a $2k AC unit costs about $12k over a 30 year mortgage.

By year 3 we could afford to pay cash. Our next house in the same town had a finished basement, and we rarely used AC there at all. If it got too hot, the basement was cool and comfortable. We didn't turn the air on for 5 years.

In the South, it's a freakin' necessity.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 21, 2012 07:12 PM (ccXZP)

274 To mark the day when the TOTUS revealed its existence before everyone - http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2012/08/laughing-o-man.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2012 07:12 PM (fU0YZ)

275 okay I gotta get to bed, got a big day tomorrow see ya Posted by: chemjeff at August 21, 2012 11:10 PM chemjeff, please let us know how your appointment with the Missouri Elections Commission goes. Will you be on the ballot or will it be a write in campaign?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 07:12 PM (JMmQ9)

276 Other than wet towels directly on my naked body,
***
Do you happen to be a moron or moronette?

Posted by: An inquiring Moron at August 21, 2012 07:12 PM (AUeaU)

277 "WM Free" I've always been the outcast. I wasn't built to conform My defense is darkness to build the walls, that keep me seperated from the norm Pin the target on my back, poverty dictates the way. Condemned to die for diverse belief, bible belt slapped across my face. I'll be the gift, I'll be the martyr,for you all. Another man, misunderstood, the nailed onto a cross. Time, trick or a lie? The past is just a memory, the future just a booking to die. Free, truth or philosophy? 18 years of stolen now from me, finally, West Memphis free! So I listen to Metallica, so I listen to Slayer, That doesn't make me a predator, just your escape goat killer. So I dress in black, turned on by things you'd never understand. Cast your stones and stand against everything your god's spoken. And I'll be the gift, I'll be the martyr, to you all, Just another man misunderstood, crucified for your loss. The only similarity, between all of you and me, would be absolutely nothing. You took it all away, for no fuckin reason, you made it look so easy, and justice fails again. You cost me everything, for what fucking reason you never questioned. The guilt you put on my. Lost freedom.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:13 PM (6o4Fb)

278

Punch Top Can. Miller Lite.

Talk about efficiency.

Posted by: Journolist at August 21, 2012 07:13 PM (4mpis)

279 I have often been stuck in a hotel room with an inadequate a/c, and have wracked my tiny brain trying to think of some way to ameliorate. Like with wet towels or some such. Other than wet towels directly on my naked body, do any morons with knowledge have a hint for maximizing the inadequate a/c when you're not at home? Posted by: Kalneva at August 21, 2012 11:11 PM (cQmXn) The bathtub is your friend. Water will suck the heat out of you like crazy. In the other rooms use bags of ice to drop the temperature.

Posted by: eman at August 21, 2012 07:14 PM (Wp4rQ)

280 Good night, ChemJeff! If I lived in Missourah, you'd have my vote!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 07:14 PM (3yCFy)

281 "I'm pro life and I stand with todd akin"..... http://tinyurl.com/9mpgwt4 gawker sent me there: http://tinyurl.com/9t7yfzq I went to gawker to read about Prince Harry and "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" romp....only it's apparently on TMZ with full color pics of ol harry in the buff (as my mom would say in polite company) Here's the TMZ link: http://tinyurl.com/bguyf BUT BE WARNED, ON THEIR FRONT PAGE IS THE PICTURE OF HARRY IN HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT SO DON'T OPEN IN FRONT OF LITTLE CHILDREN OR AT WORK OR IF YOU JUST AREN'T REALLY INTERESTED IN SEEING HARRY IN HIS ALL TOGETHER.. this certainly is a God send for Kevin Yoder...with him there are no pics...

Posted by: cynder ella at August 21, 2012 07:14 PM (oZfic)

282 271 That would be awesome if one of our morons got elected. Posted by: CDR M at August 21, 2012 11:12 PM (dKV5k) Can you imagine the run on pudding and Val U Rite?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 21, 2012 07:14 PM (GEICT)

283 Air conditioning rocks. One of the best inventions ever!

I've often thought that if more folks in the Middle East had A/C they would be cooler and more comfortable and wouldn't be so pissed off all the time and the world would be a much more peaceful place.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 21, 2012 07:14 PM (/izg2)

284 the thermostat doesn't allow anything lower than 68 when on cool mode.

Unless you're able to drive the temp down to 68 and maintain that on a hot day, then it doesn't matter. An A/C system can only remove heat at a particular rate depending on various conditions(ambient, humidity, barometer, etc). Setting a lower target temp has no effect on that heat removal rate. The system will work as fast/hard as it can until it reaches the target.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 07:14 PM (WnzOT)

285 God bless Drudge, always keeping us informed of the important things going on in the world. Prince Harry Gets Bare Assed in Vegas, Acts Like A Giant Faggot. http://tinyurl.com/9kcwrlg

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 07:15 PM (HWUv9)

286 276 Other than wet towels directly on my naked body, *** Do you happen to be a moron or moronette? Posted by: An inquiring Moron at August 21, 2012 11:12 PM (AUeaU) Does it matter? Evolve already would ya!

Posted by: Obama at August 21, 2012 07:15 PM (dKV5k)

287 I have no problem killing any child. My opponent proposes saving all the children. What a crock, huh?

Posted by: Claire McCaskiller at August 21, 2012 07:15 PM (BVkEs)

288 'night, all.

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 21, 2012 07:15 PM (mkv9V)

289 Cold shower keeps you cool for a long time.If you got AC problems.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:15 PM (6o4Fb)

290 have a hint for maximizing the inadequate a/c when you're not at home? Posted by: Kalneva at August 21, 2012 11:11 PM (cQmXn) drink more beer?

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 21, 2012 07:15 PM (LyEfv)

291 I like to keep my AC at 75.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 07:16 PM (3yCFy)

292 Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 11:13 PM (6o4Fb) HELLYEAH! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgAqcmvPxoU

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 07:16 PM (HWUv9)

293 Wow, I was on the same page as Curious at about the same time. Weird how that kinda thing happens.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 07:18 PM (HWUv9)

294 In the most shocking survey this election cycle, a poll released today finds Mitt Romney leading President Barack Obama by 14 percentage points among likely Florida voters.

Foster McCollum White & Associates, Baydoun Consulting and Douglas Fulmer & Associates, of Dearborn, Mich., questioned 1,503 likely Florida voters Friday and found Romney, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, leading Obama 54%-40%. The poll has a margin of error of +/-2.53%.

Although recent Florida polls have been trending slightly in RomneyÂ’s direction (+2% and +1% in the most recent surveys), the jaw-dropping 14-point gap is a shocker. Future polls will determine if this result is ahead of the curve or merely an outlier.

In the U.S. Senate race in Florida, the poll found Rep. Connie Mack IV, R-Fort Myers, leading incumbent Bill Nelson 51%-43%.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2012 07:18 PM (dX4hn)

295 Here in the SF Bay area A/C is not needed much. The weather dial is locked on "Pretty Much Perfect" for nine months, than it rains a bit for a few months, then back to perfect.

Posted by: eman at August 21, 2012 07:19 PM (Wp4rQ)

296 do any morons with knowledge have a hint for maximizing the inadequate a/c when you're not at home?

Spray bottle of water. Get nekkid and spray thyself often. An electric fan adds cooling power. I know this because my A/C sucks. Needs work or more likely, replacement.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 21, 2012 07:19 PM (/izg2)

297 Does it matter? Evolve already would ya! Posted by: Obama at August 21, 2012 11:15 PM (dKV5k) Biden-chu, I choose YOU!

Posted by: ザ政治的帽子 at August 21, 2012 07:19 PM (sZTYJ)

298 #289: You can make a cold shower much more tolerable by starting out warm and gradually turning it down as you go.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 07:19 PM (3yCFy)

299 Just as with a lot of car issues, we like to wave our big...guns around and yell, "Come and take it," yet when it comes it will be the thief in the night.

No one will confiscate your air conditioner. They will simply gradually adjust the cutoff on your "smart" electric meter until you would need an unachievable SEER, or have to choose between A/C and, say, recharging your car, or posting on websites. It's easy. You'll cooperate.

PECO electric utility has installed 165,000 smart meters in Bucks Co. PA. So far only 15 of them have overheated critically, and just two have burned down the houses they were attached to. But they are working on it, and should have the whole scheme ready to go soon.

Let's not forget that the President promised during his campaign to break Americans' "addiction" to air conditioning. Promise...kept!

Posted by: comatus at August 21, 2012 07:19 PM (qaVK+)

300 then, not than sheesh

Posted by: eman at August 21, 2012 07:20 PM (Wp4rQ)

301 Biden-chu, I choose YOU! Posted by: ザ政治的帽子 at August 21, 2012 11:19 PM (sZTYJ) Squirtle?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 21, 2012 07:20 PM (HWUv9)

302 could you call TheSoonToBeExMissusÂ™ and 'splain that siht to her?

Houses are like huge thermal and humidity sinks. It can take quite a few hours to reach new equilibrium.

Use the oven/fridge analogy with her.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 07:20 PM (WnzOT)

303 no Jesus Bynum in the upcoming Live game

Never Forget
http://tinyurl.com/d6zsfg9

Posted by: The Dude at August 21, 2012 07:21 PM (tw6Ar)

304 1500 LVs is a pretty big sample.

I feel like Mulder, I want to believe.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2012 07:21 PM (dX4hn)

305 Anna Puma: I added you to the "AltonJackson's Fellow Moronbloggers of the ONT" the other day. link in the sock Any other ONT moronbloggers that want in, just let me know (link in sock, or @ yahoo secret code name heywoodblogger)

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 07:22 PM (JMmQ9)

306 Poliwogette, 51, I liked your poem, and I hate poetry, by and large.

Posted by: Tonestaple at August 21, 2012 07:22 PM (gvVlx)

307

Re. on the road in a hotel room that has bad AC.

Oscillating fans with wet towels on the back of your neck will immediately cool the hypothalamus and allow for a good cool down. Make a jug of ice tea or if you are in the south, Sweet Tea and drink frequently. Also make sure you have gatorade for some electrolyte action.

And if that doesn't work, find a good restaurant with air and chill out there.

Also, who knows about the trick in getting a warm can of beer ice cold in 30 seconds? I will tell you. Fill up a bucket of ice and then spin the unopened can of beer on top of the ice and the beer can the contents inside will become instantly cold.

The pressurized molecules within the can transfer the temperature at a faster rate. That is my theory as to why this works but I will leave it to you engineers and scientists to give me the real reason why this works.

Posted by: Journolist at August 21, 2012 07:23 PM (4mpis)

308 Thanks, everyone. Your suggestions will be filed in their appropriate files. And they better not fuck with my a/c anymore! I grew up in SD with none, and, as God is my witness, I'll never sleep hotly again! (that could be misconstrued.)

Posted by: Kalneva at August 21, 2012 07:23 PM (cQmXn)

309 Mitt Romney leading President Barack Obama by 14 percentage points among likely Florida voters.

I'll buy that with LV. RV would be quite different. From what I'm seeing the O-thusiasm level here is zero and the Dem vote will be badly depressed.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 07:23 PM (WnzOT)

310 Well played, Hat!

Posted by: オウゴンアメリカムシクイ at August 21, 2012 07:23 PM (3yCFy)

311 Unchained! Bwahahahahahah ARRRRRGHHH*!!!!!!

* ht Howard Dean

Posted by: Joe "Joe" Biden at August 21, 2012 07:24 PM (BVkEs)

312 Gawd I can't wait to go on vacation on Mon. First time ti 4 years. 7 Glorious days with no boss.

Posted by: Infidel at August 21, 2012 07:24 PM (rkWzl)

313 307 Thanks, that was zactly the type of thing I was after!

Posted by: Kalneva at August 21, 2012 07:24 PM (cQmXn)

314 Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2012 10:47 PM (AUeaU)
.
.goldwater?

Posted by: Edgar, Peeve and Blob at August 21, 2012 07:25 PM (qGSg5)

315 Dean / Biden 2016

Posted by: Journolist at August 21, 2012 07:25 PM (4mpis)

316 The air in your house does not hold much heat. So, in the Winter it is okay to exchange the stale air with fresh air for ten minutes every couple of days or so. You benefit from the fresh air and it will have no effect on your heating bill. The house itself does not cool down much at all and your furnace does not have to do much work to make the house feel all snuggly warm again. Could not ever get the wife or the kids to understand that.

Posted by: eman at August 21, 2012 07:25 PM (Wp4rQ)

317 Last time I was in a hotel with a busted AC I demanded (and got) a different room.No way I was staying in a room with no AC in fucking Florida!

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:25 PM (6o4Fb)

318

I like my AC at 130...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y6lZmLdtR4

Posted by: some prick at August 21, 2012 07:26 PM (PRqNc)

319 eman, That's why I love my pellet stove, but I live on Colorado.

Posted by: Infidel at August 21, 2012 07:27 PM (rkWzl)

320 Yeah, eman, one of the things I miss about living in the SF Bay Area. Can't beat the weather, it's all those damn libtards that'll get to ya.

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 21, 2012 07:27 PM (VDMww)

321 Also, 296 and 298. Thanks! I prematurely responded.

Posted by: Kalneva at August 21, 2012 07:27 PM (cQmXn)

322

Yesterday in this group on Facebook, someone asked, Would you like to go back to Florida for 1950 to 1960. People were being foolishly nostalgic until I pointed out that they wouldn't have central A/C. Suddenly the tide turned.

Posted by: Tonestaple at August 21, 2012 07:27 PM (gvVlx)

323

If the air is that bad in the hotel. You may want to just sleep in the car.

I actually like sleeping in the car. Got my radio stations, everything is within arms reach and I can always drive to go get a burger with minimal down time.

Posted by: Journolist at August 21, 2012 07:28 PM (4mpis)

324 W.T.F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PJ Tatler has obtained documents from the Justice Department detailing efforts to recruit attorneys and staff that have Â“psychiatric disabilities,Â” Â“severe intellectual disabilitiesÂ” or are dwarfs. On May 31, 2012, Assistant Attorney General Tom Perez issued a directive to affirmatively recruit people with these Â“targeted disabilities.Â” This DOJ policy does not merely involve prohibitions against discrimination, but rather the documents reveal deliberate recruitment efforts to hire attorneys and staff for the Department of Justice suffering from psychiatric disorders and intellectual disabilities. Moreover, applicants can Â“self-identifyÂ” their disability by means of the Â“Standard Form 256, Self Identification Disability.Â” Those with Â“targeted disabilitiesÂ” may be hired through a Â“non-competitiveÂ” appointment. That means they donÂ’t have to endure the regular civil service competition among applicants, but can be plucked from the stack of resumes and hired immediately instead.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:28 PM (6o4Fb)

325 No way I was staying in a room with no AC in fucking Florida!

The dead German tourist the last serial killer occupant stuffed under the bed will start to stink faster without strong A/C too.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 07:28 PM (WnzOT)

326 Aaaaannnnnddddddd time to get ready for woik. Catch ya'll later.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 07:29 PM (HWUv9)

327 Did anyone happen to go to American thinker and read the "by any means necessary" article I mentioned earlier? Can't post a link with this phone, at least I don't know how. It's American thinker dot com if you don't know the place. It's more in depth on all the ammo that govt agencies are buying up. And the folks talking are not tin foil hat types. Wait till you see how much homeland security has purchased. It's not a number that can be poo poohed away as target practice supply.

Posted by: teej at August 21, 2012 07:29 PM (JCIjD)

328 'scuse me, I should have said "link in sock, scroll down until you see S.Weasle's epic MoronBilly graphic" We now resume your regularly scheduled ONOT

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 07:29 PM (JMmQ9)

329 Steevy --- nothing surprises me anymore brother.

Posted by: Journolist at August 21, 2012 07:29 PM (4mpis)

330 320 That, and all the hobo piss.

Posted by: Kalneva at August 21, 2012 07:30 PM (cQmXn)

331 W.T.F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PJ Tatler has obtained documents from the Justice Department detailing efforts to recruit attorneys and staff that have Â“psychiatric disabilities,Â” Â“severe intellectual disabilitiesÂ” or are dwarfs. On May 31, 2012, Assistant Attorney General Tom Perez issued a directive to affirmatively recruit people with these Â“targeted disabilities.Â” This DOJ policy does not merely involve prohibitions against discrimination, but rather the documents reveal deliberate recruitment efforts to hire attorneys and staff for the Department of Justice suffering from psychiatric disorders and intellectual disabilities. Moreover, applicants can Â“self-identifyÂ” their disability by means of the Â“Standard Form 256, Self Identification Disability.Â” Those with Â“targeted disabilitiesÂ” may be hired through a Â“non-competitiveÂ” appointment. That means they donÂ’t have to endure the regular civil service competition among applicants, but can be plucked from the stack of resumes and hired immediately instead. Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 11:28 PM (6o4Fb) Alright, Morons, time to flood the DOJ with applications! *Cough* Okay, now I"m gone.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 07:30 PM (HWUv9)

332 Good night, Robert!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 07:31 PM (3yCFy)

333 This fucking Cabal running the country has to go.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:31 PM (6o4Fb)

334 .goldwater?
***
Woohoo! I won the hash lottery!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2012 07:32 PM (AUeaU)

335 And the lovely redhead above looks like she could have been in Segal's Glimmer Man.

Posted by: teej at August 21, 2012 07:32 PM (GX2fm)

336 #333: Yes, indeed. Oh, by the way, Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 07:32 PM (3yCFy)

337 Drive careful Robert, c ya later

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 07:32 PM (EPbpF)

338 This Aiken/Huckabee thing has a stench all over it. Who paid them what to drive a wedge between their base and the GOP ticket? Divide and conquer, indeed.

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at August 21, 2012 07:33 PM (FeFBS)

339

steevy - its the middle of the wanted Obaarky admin. Besides Alinsky, always remember Cloward/Piven, You have to overwhelm the system the rebuild it.

Ring any bells?

Posted by: Infidel at August 21, 2012 07:33 PM (rkWzl)

340 I'm sure they focus grouped judges and juries and found out that psychotic dwarf prosecutors would be more effective in court.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 07:33 PM (WnzOT)

341 #335: Or perhaps in the sequel, Glimmer Man 2: Glimmerer Man.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 07:33 PM (3yCFy)

342 Moreover, applicants can Â“self-identifyÂ” their disability by means of the Â“Standard Form 256, Self Identification Disability.Â” Holy Siht! If the private sector had such requirements, I'd be a CEO by now.

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 07:33 PM (JMmQ9)

343 I'm sure they focus grouped judges and juries and found out that psychotic dwarf prosecutors would be more effective in court.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 11:33 PM (WnzOT)

I would pay to watch that movie

Posted by: The Dude at August 21, 2012 07:34 PM (tw6Ar)

344 An elderly man was arrested Monday night after a neighborÂ’s fart allegedly drove him to threaten him with a gun, police said. Daniel Collins, 72, had been involved in an ongoing dispute with the unidentified neighbor for some time, Det. Lt. Andrew McGurr told NJ.com. The neighbor told officers that Collins pointed a revolver at him in the vestibule of their apartment building at 694 Cedar Lane at around 9:25 p.m. Collins said he confronted the man after hearing him pass gas in front of his apartment door, but denied threatening him with a gun. He consented to a search, and officers recovered a .32 caliber revolver from his vehicle.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:34 PM (6o4Fb)

345 Huckabee is not an ally. The sooner people realize that the better.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 07:34 PM (WnzOT)

346 338 This Aiken/Huckabee thing has a stench all over it. Who paid them what to drive a wedge between their base and the GOP ticket? Divide and conquer, indeed.

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at August 21, 2012 11:33 PM (FeFBS)

hit huckabee in the pocketbook, but at this point its kinda too late.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 07:34 PM (EPbpF)

347 Everybody has this "ah,that can NEVER happen here thing".I don't half believe it myself,but this administration is scary.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:35 PM (6o4Fb)

348 I know some folks down in Palm Desert, they still use the old swamp coolers. A lot cheaper to operate and they get the job done.

Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2012 07:35 PM (xn8dF)

349 3475 signatures so far!

Posted by: Still Standing with Todd Akin at August 21, 2012 07:36 PM (zrpqj)

350 My spelling is teh suck tonight. Sorry.

Posted by: Infidel at August 21, 2012 07:36 PM (rkWzl)

351 Seriously do NOT fuck with my air conditioning. I made a comment on another blog recently: "Any place without air conditioning cannot be considered civilized."

Posted by: rickl at August 21, 2012 07:37 PM (sdi6R)

352 I've hated Huckabee since the 2008 campaign.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:37 PM (6o4Fb)

353 Yeah! We gotta make sure this economy is as shitty as possible so we can win it all!!! I sure do hope some more people lose their jobs and get foreclosed on... That would be great for us! Go team!

Posted by: Butters at August 21, 2012 07:37 PM (okvIY)

354 I know some folks down in Palm Desert, they still use the old swamp coolers. A lot cheaper to operate and they get the job done. Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2012 11:35 PM (xn8dF) don't ever run it through any sort of duct work, just window mount is. Know a guy who had several inches of green stuff he had to get out of his duct work

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 21, 2012 07:37 PM (LyEfv)

355 Illinois has some kind of deal where you can get your air conditioning subsidized if you are poor enough. I use a fan, because I'm cheap as hell, and lazy, but I get to subsidize other people's air conditioning.

Posted by: Whoever this is, it's definitely not Michael at August 21, 2012 07:38 PM (qA5G4)

356 A while back, Huckabee did something I heartily approved (I forget what now), and I imposed a moratorium on myself not to call him Schmuckabee for a while. That moratorium has ended.

Huck Fuckabee! Huh. That spoonerism doesn't quite work here.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 07:38 PM (3yCFy)

357 3475 signatures so far!

The McCaskill bots have been busy.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 07:39 PM (WnzOT)

358 On oreilley Christian OK police officer demoted for not going to mosque, such bs.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 07:40 PM (EPbpF)

359 navybrat - we use a swamp cooler. It's great unless is gets humid. It is cheap and you can usually fix it yourself if something goes wrong, which isn't very often.

Posted by: Infidel at August 21, 2012 07:41 PM (rkWzl)

360 Jake in ID. We have a roof mounted. Comes thru the hallway and goes all over the house. Just keep the windows cracked open.

Posted by: Infidel at August 21, 2012 07:43 PM (rkWzl)

361 aaaannnd Aiken here too, Apparently the Ace of Spades style book requires mindless, constant fixation on this story for days at end in every single post, repeating idiotic lies and mocking it because... well teh Social Conservatives!!! They burn!!!
Maybe I'll be back in a few weeks when this fixation dies down.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 21, 2012 07:43 PM (r4wIV)

362 K police officer demoted for not going to mosque, such bs. Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 11:40 PM (EPbpF) yep, cuz they had catholic, methodist, lutheran, and baptist just like the mosque one. In the future all wars will be with islam cuz both Russia and China have islamo problems them selves. Mark Steyn posted Moscow is 25% islamic. good luck with that

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 21, 2012 07:44 PM (LyEfv)

363

@324-

I wonder if I could "self-identify" as a dwarf and get away with it...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2012 07:44 PM (hgSh3)

364 Don't you care about poor people? You must be an evil rethuglican!

Posted by: I don't heart Huckabee at August 21, 2012 07:44 PM (cQmXn)

365 Yeah, trouble with a swamp cooler is, they don't actually work here in the swamp. They used to have cool ones for car windows. For the Mojave.

So Ryan says he's a proud bitter clinger, a Catholic deer hunter. I'm okay with that, but I've been shooting [at] deer for many years, and damned if I've ever seen a Catholic one. How do you tell? Rosary or something?

Posted by: comatus at August 21, 2012 07:46 PM (qaVK+)

366 Jake in ID. We have a roof mounted. Comes thru the hallway and goes all over the house. Just keep the windows cracked open. Posted by: Infidel at August 21, 2012 11:43 PM (rkWzl) that too, in ID it freezes so gotta prep for winter and most use window mounts

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 21, 2012 07:46 PM (LyEfv)

367

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 21, 2012 11:43 PM (r4wIV)

Kinda like Weiner but without the weiner.

Posted by: Infidel at August 21, 2012 07:46 PM (rkWzl)

368 Prev post lacked context. Gotta go to bed.

Posted by: I don't heart Huckabee at August 21, 2012 07:46 PM (cQmXn)

369 Mmmm, ginger flavored cheesecake. My favorite dessert. Also, my favorite appetizer and entree. No shit, I think I dated number 5. Pre-Cougar, naturally.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 21, 2012 07:46 PM (N/WI2)

370 $1.7 MILLION already in very limited release. Already the No. 2 grossing documentary of the year, "2016: Obama's America" expands nationwide this weekend. An anti-Obama documentary based on conservative author Dinesh DÂ’SouzaÂ’s book The Roots of ObamaÂ’s Rage will expand nationwide this weekend after doing notable business in select markets across the country -- including in liberally minded New York City.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:48 PM (6o4Fb)

371 I've ever seen a Catholic one. How do you tell? Rosary or something? Posted by: comatus at August 21, 2012 11:46 PM (qaVK+) fun fact only 32% of catholics own firearms one of the lowest sub group identifies. Non-whites are the lowest with 23%

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 21, 2012 07:48 PM (LyEfv)

372 "He's Baaack!" http://tinyurl.com/9rspq9d guess akin was hogging the limelight?

Posted by: cynder ella at August 21, 2012 07:49 PM (oZfic)

373 371 Maybe because of the concentration in the very unfriendly to guns NE?

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:50 PM (6o4Fb)

374 Jake - intersting. Ours freeze too, gotta drain the water lines put up a cover and that's about it. The at Christmas I put brick looking plastic over it and strap on the light up santa so he looks like he's on the chimney. But them I am a weirdo that way.

Posted by: Infidel at August 21, 2012 07:50 PM (rkWzl)

375 I guess God forbid we talk about anything more important than Akin's air conditioner. Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at August 21, 2012 07:50 PM (+jNI+)

376 367
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 21, 2012 11:43 PM (r4wIV)

Kinda like Weiner but without the weiner.

Posted by: Infidel at August 21, 2012 11:46 PM (rkWzl)

Too bad Christopher Taylor was one of the ones claiming #HACKED! And just too bad that after all his defending of Akin just poorly wording his phrasing he admitted on Hannity today that until 2 days ago he really did believe that you can't get pregnant from a rape.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2012 07:50 PM (GULKT)

377 good luck with that

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 21, 2012 11:44 PM (LyEfv)

Heh, wake up people! I think this is chilling. I wont put a bag over my face, sorry, might not be a beauty, but I aint slurping spaghetti under a burlap bag ever!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 07:51 PM (EPbpF)

378 aaaannnd Aiken here too, Apparently the Ace of Spades style book requires mindless, constant fixation on this story for days at end in every single post, repeating idiotic lies and mocking it because... well teh Social Conservatives!!! They burn!!!

Maybe I'll be back in a few weeks when this fixation dies down.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 21, 2012 11:43 PM (r4wIV)

Our fixation is cathartic.

Posted by: Still Standing with Todd Akin at August 21, 2012 07:52 PM (zrpqj)

379 sock off.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 21, 2012 07:52 PM (zrpqj)

380

Air conditioning is one of the greatest inventions of all time and anyone attacking it deserves to live in humid hellhole the rest of their life.

Extreme heat makes me literally, physically ill. I have a very low tolerance for summer heat and air conditioning is the only way I'm able to survive it.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 21, 2012 07:53 PM (DoZD+)

381 WESTPORT, Conn. (CBS Connecticut/AP) Â— WestportÂ’s first selectman says the town has been informed it will not be reimbursed thousands of dollars for President Barack ObamaÂ’s visit for a fundraiser earlier this month. First Selectman Gordon Joseloff says the Democratic National Committee notified the town it will not pay police and fire overtime costs totaling $14,812.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:53 PM (6o4Fb)

382 Is it over? Can we have our dick jokes back, now?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 21, 2012 07:55 PM (JDIKC)

383 Heh, wake up people! I think this is chilling. I wont put a bag over my face, sorry, might not be a beauty, but I aint slurping spaghetti under a burlap bag ever! Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 11:51 PM (EPbpF) creeping sharia so far, europe is more boned than the US.

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 21, 2012 07:55 PM (LyEfv)

384

Posted by: teej at August 21, 2012 11:29 PM (JCIjD)

I read it (read American Thinker regularly) and it's disconcerting to say the least. If they tried to pull something though, I don't think the people would stand for it. I don't think the majority of the military would back something like that. I know a lot of officers are political hacks, but I've always heard its the NCO's who really run things.

Then there's Patreus at the CIA, I don't think he would let it stand and it's pretty well known he doesn't think very highly of Obama anyway. If he tried something it might get ugly for a short period of time but it would end with him in handcuffs.

Posted by: Adam at August 21, 2012 07:55 PM (/YJYi)

385 382 Wow that's some hash,pity those last 2 letters aren't reversed.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:56 PM (6o4Fb)

386 381 WESTPORT, Conn. (CBS Connecticut/AP) Â— WestportÂ’s first selectman says the town has been informed it will not be reimbursed thousands of dollars for President Barack ObamaÂ’s visit for a fundraiser earlier this month.

First Selectman Gordon Joseloff says the Democratic National Committee notified the town it will not pay police and fire overtime costs totaling $14,812.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 11:53 PM (6o4Fb)

Well of course not. Their payment was in having Obama in there town.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2012 07:56 PM (GULKT)

387 Is it over? Can we have our dick jokes back, now? Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 21, 2012 11:55 PM (JDIKC) I'd rather just have the dicks.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 21, 2012 07:56 PM (sZTYJ)

388 Heat Exhaustion is the single most deadly natural phenomenon in the history of the world.

Rare cataclysm's take over in the short term, but Heat is the deadliest.

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 07:57 PM (YKOnu)

389 I heard (on ABC radio news) that the Republicans have put an abortion plank in the platform that sounds like it was written by Akin. Is this true?

Has the Republican Party just committed suicide?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 21, 2012 07:57 PM (i0App)

390 someone wanted an American Thinker link posted, wasn't sure which article they wanted you guys to read, there's a lot of fascinating articles over there, so here's the general link: http://tinyurl.com/5a2ut

Posted by: cynder ella at August 21, 2012 07:57 PM (oZfic)

391

381 steevy - same thing happened here. 14K for police and SO.

We can't afford that shit but teh o doesn't care.

Posted by: Infidel at August 21, 2012 07:57 PM (rkWzl)

392 father michael pfleger, this man cannot be a priest, please tell me he is ex-communicated from the Catholic church.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 07:58 PM (EPbpF)

393 4. Am I Evil? [Harris/Tatler] My mother was a witch, she was burned alive Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried Take her down now, don't wanna see her face Blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace 27 every one was nice, gotta see them, Make them pay the price See their bodies out on the ice, take my time Am I evil, yes I am Am I evil, I am man As I watched my Mother die, I lost my head Revenge now I sought, to break with my bread Takin' no chances, you come with me I'll split you to the bone Help set you free. 27 every one was nice, gotta see them, Make them pay the price See their bodies out on the ice, take my time Am I evil, yes I am Am I evil, I am man On with the action now, I'll strip your pride I'll spread your blood around, I'll see you ride Your face is scarred with steel, wounds deep and neat Like a double dozen before you, smell so sweet. 27 every one was nice, gotta see them, Make them pay the price See their bodies out on the ice, take my time Am I evil, yes I am Am I evil, I am man I'll make my residence, I'll watch your fire You can come with me, sweet desire My face is long forgotten, my face not my own Sweet and timely whore, take me home

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 07:58 PM (6o4Fb)

394 ... will not be reimbursed thousands of dollars for President Barack ObamaÂ’s visit...

Of course not. Crime doesn't pay.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 07:58 PM (WnzOT)

395 I heard (on ABC radio news) that the Republicans have put an abortion plank in the platform that sounds like it was written by Akin. Is this true? Has the Republican Party just committed suicide? Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 21, 2012 11:57 PM (i0App) Magic Va-jay-jays for everyone!

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2012 07:58 PM (sZTYJ)

396 Local newsies here are saying Obama's visit two weeks ago "put Grand Junction on the map!" Oddly enough I checked out an atlas from 2004 and sure enough, there was a big empty spot in western Colorado. Go figure!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2012 07:59 PM (hgSh3)

397 Well broke 26k words on story. 10 days to write another 24k. Ipong! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 21, 2012 11:00 PM (fU0YZ) Congrats!

Posted by: eman at August 21, 2012 07:59 PM (Wp4rQ)

398 389 I heard (on ABC radio news) that the Republicans have put an abortion plank in the platform that sounds like it was written by Akin. Is this true?

Has the Republican Party just committed suicide?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 21, 2012 11:57 PM (i0App)

It has been there three platforms

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 07:59 PM (EPbpF)

399 389 I heard (on ABC radio news) that the Republicans have put an abortion plank in the platform that sounds like it was written by Akin. Is this true?

It's the same stance on abortion it always has, media is just hyping it to Akin-ize all R's.

Posted by: booger at August 21, 2012 08:00 PM (HI6wa)

400 4. Am I Evil? Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 11:58 PM (6o4Fb) The original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMvSSLZPC9w

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2012 08:00 PM (sZTYJ)

401 g'night don't let the bedbugs bite (and spray those little fuckers real good with pesticide)

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 21, 2012 08:00 PM (LyEfv)

402 IN A WORLD called Tampa, while the 2012 Republican National Convention was in full happy swing...

A creature so brain-dead, so devoid of intellect or reasoning, entered the threshold, threatening the very foundations of the issues and activities at hand...

A literal black hole of banality and buffoonery.

Joe Biden IN...

THE DUMBENING

(coming to an RNC near you)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 21, 2012 08:00 PM (7B7jB)

403 I've heard of Grand Junction before. Something to do with it being the preferred hangout for criminals on the lamb.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 08:00 PM (WnzOT)

404 Why is there an A-10 patrolling the uterus?

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2012 08:01 PM (mk9aG)

405 Night Jake. Have a good week

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 08:01 PM (EPbpF)

406 @403- well, it's more like Wyoming, where all the farm boys are on the lamb.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2012 08:02 PM (hgSh3)

407 Why is there an A-10 patrolling the uterus? Why the fuck not?

Posted by: Zakn at August 21, 2012 08:02 PM (7F9i5)

408 And now it's on the map!!! Woo hoo!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2012 08:02 PM (hgSh3)

409 heh
http://tinyurl.com/czbu2am

Posted by: The Dude at August 21, 2012 08:03 PM (tw6Ar)

410

Hot damn! Charts of doom are good; libtards going to see the new anti-Obama movie are even better!

http://bit.ly/SkfQSk

Posted by: RushBabe at August 21, 2012 08:03 PM (tQHzJ)

411

I personally don't think that it's absurd on its face to suggest that a woman's body can react to trauma in ways that reduce the chances of a pregnancy. The suggestion may be incorrect, but it's not literally ridiculous.

Posted by: Lawrence at August 21, 2012 08:04 PM (mEopI)

412 @403- well, it's more like Wyoming, where all the farm boys are on the lamb. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 22, 2012 12:02 AM (hgSh3) Speaking of lambs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vdsUDNpM54

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2012 08:04 PM (sZTYJ)

413 ....the Democratic National Committee notified the town it will not pay police and fire overtime costs totaling $14,812. To paraphrase the NYT headline: Obama campaign refuses to pay for fundraiser costs; ~~Women, children, and minorities~~ small towns hit hardest Romney / Ryan should make it standard operating procedure that when they come to town, they put cash on the barrel-head up front. Pay the freight and tip the driver. Obama should be ashamed (I know, I know): A (supposedly) billion dollar campaign stiffing a small town over $15k. Shameful.

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 08:04 PM (JMmQ9)

414

OK loving Ryan on Hannity, smart guy! And yeah, hes a cutie!

hope & change = attack & blame. Love it!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 08:05 PM (EPbpF)

415 People prefer to sleep nekkid at 84degrees?!?! Without any sheets or anything? Gross!!!

Posted by: perplexiglass at August 21, 2012 08:05 PM (QPBHU)

416 Yo knuckleheads, a good evening to all

Posted by: zeera at August 21, 2012 08:05 PM (XtxRN)

417 Hannity's interview with Ryan on now. Excellent.

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 21, 2012 08:05 PM (BVkEs)

418 You can have my dick jokes when you pry them from my cold dead hand.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2012 08:07 PM (D97NW)

419

Those charts are nothing but coded racism.

Why don't you just put up some KKK recruitment posters and give up the bullshit pretense.

Posted by: Icedog at August 21, 2012 08:07 PM (PTS+l)

420 See what people in the desert do when they loose AC.

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 08:07 PM (YKOnu)

421 sup zeera. Twins lose yet?

Posted by: Zakn at August 21, 2012 08:07 PM (2TqDD)

422 Well, my attic has cooled off enough its time to organize another expedition up there. one or two more catv/lan/phone cable set drops down the walls, a few splices and I should be able to have all the new phone jacks ready to go live late tonight or tomorrow.

Big job converting the old daisy chain phone lashup to a star topology and adding about 6 new drops.

Still a lotta work to get all the lan/catv drops live though...

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 08:08 PM (WnzOT)

423 Here's a useful excerpt. Whom Does the Government Intend to Shoot?" That's the question recently posed by retired Major General Jerry Curry in the Daily Caller, in light of horrifying reports that the Social Security Administration is buying 174,000 rounds of hollow-point bullets for distribution to 41 locations in the U.S. According to Major General Curry, Social Security's ammo spree follows the purchase by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) of 46,000 rounds of hollow-point ammunition. Will they be shooting fish in a barrel? Most terrifying of all, Major General Curry reports that the Department of Homeland Security ordered 750 million rounds of hollow-point ammunition in March, then subsequently ordered an additional 750 million rounds, including bullets capable of penetrating walls. "This is enough ammunition to empty five rounds into the body of every living American citizen," writes Major General Curry, who wonders what plan might require "so many dead Americans." I strongly suggest that you read Major General Curry's article for yourself, so you can appreciate the full horror of what he describes. After pointing out that Congress has done nothing to investigate these weapon purchases, Major General Curry, a 40-year veteran, concludes with these chilling words: This is a deadly serious business. I hope I'm wrong, but something smells rotten. And If the Congress isn't going to do its duty and investigate this matter fully, the military will have to protect the Constitution, the nation, and our citizens.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 08:08 PM (6o4Fb)

424

>>People prefer to sleep nekkid at 84degrees?!?! Without any sheets or anything? Gross!!!

How are you supposed to Dutch Oven the little woman when it's 84 degrees and you don't have a fucking sheet and a quilt?

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2012 08:09 PM (D97NW)

425 I could never sleep naked without even sheets. The cat sleeps on the bed and that would be just ew.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 21, 2012 08:09 PM (DoZD+)

426 420 See what people in the desert do when they loose AC.

Posted by: Douglas at August 22, 2012 12:07 AM (YKOnu)

Suffer until we can pay the ac guy a shit load of money, yeah, wanna make money, become an ac guy in nv in july & aug!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 08:10 PM (EPbpF)

427 So, set theory, brought about by highly religious Georg Cantor, who believed the whole notion was a blessing given to him by God, is somehow anti-Christian? This is news to me, and somewhat revealing of a poor understanding of the concept of transfinite numbers (which I assume is what their beef with set theory is)

Posted by: Locarno at August 21, 2012 08:11 PM (I0esR)

428

Check out an excerpt from my newest article:

According to Major General Curry, Social Security's ammo spree follows the purchase by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) of 46,000 rounds of hollow-point ammunition. Will they be shooting fish in a barrel?
Most terrifying of all, Major General Curry reports that the Department of Homeland Security ordered 750 million rounds of hollow-point ammunition in March, then subsequently ordered an additional 750 million rounds, including bullets capable of penetrating walls.

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at August 21, 2012 08:11 PM (D97NW)

429 Romney / Ryan should make it standard operating procedure that when they come to town, they put cash on the barrel-head up front. Pay the freight and tip the driver.

Square up with everyone that might have been stiffed in the past so they're all happy, and make it a campaign issue that talks about not adding to the burden of small town America.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 08:11 PM (WnzOT)

430

Whom Does the Government Intend to Shoot?"

Stocking up for a zombie apocalypse?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 21, 2012 08:11 PM (DoZD+)

431

How are you supposed to Dutch Oven the little woman when it's 84 degrees and you don't have a fuckingsheet and a quilt?<<<<

Fuck that. I want it fur-storage cold with 20 lbs of comforter on top. Too cold to fucking dream. That's how I'm rolling now that the wife is out of town.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 21, 2012 08:12 PM (JDIKC)

432 See what people in the desert do when they loose AC.

What the chorus suggests: http://scoamf.us/y7

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 21, 2012 08:12 PM (xKC/c)

433 @371 I'ma slap you boy, THAT'S A JOKE, SON.

Catholic. Deer. Get it?
Saint Genesius, deliver me from this crowd.

Posted by: comatus at August 21, 2012 08:12 PM (qaVK+)

434 People need to stop with the AmmoTrutherÂ™ shit. There's nothing there.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 08:13 PM (WnzOT)

435 Posted by: AltonJackson at August 22, 2012 12:04 AM (JMmQ9) Isn't that like the thousandth time they pulled that shit. So glad that the Hokie told choo- choo to pound sand. Probably would have been sent the bill for extra security.

Posted by: RWC at August 21, 2012 08:13 PM (gwWRQ)

436 Holy shit, EoJ has a podcast.

I'm not sure the world is ready.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 21, 2012 08:13 PM (QvZuF)

437 Trial balloons? USA Today reported that on September 27, 2011, Governor Beverly Perdue, Democrat of North Carolina, told a Rotary Club audience, "I think we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years and just tell them we won't hold it against them, whatever decisions they make, to just let them help this country recover[.] ... You want people who don't worry about the next election." When outrage greeted her suggestion, she retreated to the standard defense: she was just joking. What a kidder! Meanwhile, that same month, Peter Orszag, Obama's former director of the Office of Management and Budget, published an article in The New Republic titled "Too Much of A Good Thing: Why We Need Less Democracy." In it, he posited that the country was too polarized; hence, "radical as it sounds, we need to counter the gridlock of our political institutions by making them a bit less democratic."

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 08:16 PM (6o4Fb)

438 Where'd everybody go? Booze run?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 21, 2012 08:16 PM (DoZD+)

439 Down 3-1 in top of 8th Zakn. Carl's season and possibly career is over sez the Trib

Posted by: zeera at August 21, 2012 08:17 PM (XtxRN)

440 EoJ, you magnificent bastard! I listened to your podcast! Also, I have a new mysterious red wine stain directly in front of my chair. I should have known better.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 21, 2012 08:17 PM (N/WI2)

441

Also, I have a new mysterious red wine stain directly in front of my chair.<<<

Score!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 21, 2012 08:18 PM (JDIKC)

442

>>Where'd everybody go?

Prepping a quiche for the am.

waiting for the onions to turn transluscent...

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2012 08:18 PM (D97NW)

443 Also, I have a new mysterious red wine stain directly in front of my chair.

Heh. I made sure to set my beverage down first.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 21, 2012 08:18 PM (QvZuF)

444 How long until we get the Akin in the Bunker / overdubbed Hitler Downfall videos?

Posted by: Biden's Empty Cranium (now with extra idiocy!) at August 21, 2012 08:19 PM (bT79U)

445 Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2012 12:16 AM Collectivist is really Peter Orzag? If you had Peter Orzag, you can collect your winnings at window 4.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 21, 2012 08:19 PM (N/WI2)

446 Hey brah. Click.

Posted by: George Obama, most powerful half-brother in the known world at August 21, 2012 08:19 PM (BVkEs)

447 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XWhbV3u2vQ
Obama: The Nowhere Man
Thanks for the ideas for this video on the Reuter's photo.
I love the Beatles cover song. Not bad for a quickie.

Posted by: Granny Jan and Jihad Kitty at August 21, 2012 08:19 PM (UpWhC)

448 Just looked at the news for the first time today. Need to get something off my chest. FUCK TODD AKIN Now I feel much better.

Posted by: Big T Party(on vacation) at August 21, 2012 08:19 PM (Ctqmi)

449 406 @403- well, it's more like Wyoming, where all the farm boys are on the lamb.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 22, 2012 12:02 AM (hgSh3)

Dad's side of the family were all sheepherders near Delta, CO. I'm named after a paternal great-uncle up that way.

I suppose I'm lucky that I wasn't named "baaaa!"

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2012 08:20 PM (kaalw)

450 @411 I agree. If 30% of all pregnancies ending in miscarriage (many times without the mom ever knowing), it is not a ridiculous assertion. Great trauma and stress increases the odds of miscarriage. I dunno... maybe being a victim of forcible rape could induce extra stress / trauma?

That said, I am not saying (in any way) that pregnancies resulting from rape means that the rapes in question are "illegitimate".

Posted by: yeahyeah at August 21, 2012 08:20 PM (QPBHU)

451 Not bad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrU-uVaOXeY

Posted by: eman at August 21, 2012 08:21 PM (Wp4rQ)

452 Was listening to Levin on the radio on my way home from work today and wondered how his blood pressure is?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 21, 2012 08:22 PM (DoZD+)

453 "The temperature many Americans find most comfortable indoors in summer - 70 degrees - feels uncomfortable to most Europeans, who find it too cold," said Mr. Sivak, who suggested that Europe's greater environmental awareness might make people more inclined to put on an extra sweater in winter or tolerate a bit more heat in summer.

****

They are not more environmentally aware, they just can't afford air conditioning because their government taxes them at 65% so they can have "free" health care.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 21, 2012 08:22 PM (SkyIE)

454 Everybody has this "ah,that can NEVER happen here thing".I don't half believe it myself,but this administration is scary.
Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2012 11:35 PM (6o4Fb)

The Founders tried to avert exactly this sort of thing with the natural born citizen requirement but too many people on the right were too embarrassed to pursue it and chose, instead, to lash out at anyone who mentioned it - to this very day.

This generation of Americans will go down in history as one of the dumbest, most suicidal, most pathetic groups ever. We've had Barky commit upwards of 40 clearly impeachable acts and there isn't even a whiff of an impeachment threat. Not even a contemplation of such.

And people think one election will wash all this away into the past ... *shaking head in utter disbelief*

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2012 08:22 PM (X3lox)

455

Fucking dumbass Soc Con have done major damage to the conservative movement since Reagan. They spend like drunken sailors and scare off good fiscal hawks.

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at August 21, 2012 08:22 PM (oiJah)

456 Still a lotta work to get all the lan/catv drops live though...

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 22, 2012 12:08 AM (WnzOT)

Heh. We did that with Cat5 before we moved in 97.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2012 08:23 PM (kaalw)

457

>>EoJ has a podcast.

I'm trying to make a chat roulette joke and cook and it's not working out...sorry EoJ.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2012 08:23 PM (D97NW)

458 426 420 See what people in the desert do when they loose AC.
Posted by: Douglas at August 22, 2012 12:07 AM (YKOnu)
Suffer until we can pay the ac guy a shit load of money, yeah, wanna make money, become an ac guy in nv in july aug! Posted by: lou's a girl

Lived in the desert, and went more than a week without AC. (government crap.) we would sleep at the shop, or under the few tree's and shrubs wearing only our underwear, or nekkid for the more bold.

It sucks.

As one of my friends said, "In the winter I can always wear more, but there's only so fucking much we can take off!"

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 08:24 PM (YKOnu)

459 eh, ookay
http://tinyurl.com/9xfckop

Posted by: The Dude at August 21, 2012 08:24 PM (tw6Ar)

460 What's chat roulette?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 21, 2012 08:26 PM (JDIKC)

461

it seems we have just "1" weak trojan horse and his name be...."Atkins?"

I for one smell a most fetid, DEAD, rat.

I hope I die before knowing the truth of this......play....

jus sayin...

Posted by: Richard at August 21, 2012 08:26 PM (hUDh/)

462 458 426
420 See what people in the desert do when they loose AC.

Posted by: Douglas at August 22, 2012 12:07 AM (YKOnu)

Lived in the desert, and went more than a week without AC. (government crap.) we would sleep at the shop, or under the few tree's and shrubs wearing only our underwear, or nekkid for the more bold.

It sucks.

As one of my friends said, "In the winter I can always wear more, but there's only so fucking much we can take off!"

Posted by: Douglas at August 22, 2012 12:24 AM (YKOnu)

Thank you for your service!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 08:26 PM (EPbpF)

463 #455: That's a little unfair. A lot of the best FiCons are also SoCons.

To condemn SoCons in toto is essentially saying that if you believe homosexuality is a sin, you can't also believe that robbing Peter to pay Paul is a much bigger sin.

It's ridiculous.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 08:27 PM (3yCFy)

464 I loved it, even the bad stuff like that.

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 08:27 PM (YKOnu)

465

Looks like everyone's exhausted from a long day's Eeyoring.

GOOD.

That's why I sat that shit out.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 21, 2012 08:28 PM (JDIKC)

466 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson, at August 21, 2012 08:28 PM (JMmQ9)

467 Sure, I'll turn the a/c down in the middle of August in the Sauna State if movie theaters agree to do the same.

Let's see if lefties put their money where their mouths are when Hollywood blockbusters can't pull in 1 million on opening weekend

Posted by: kbdabear at August 21, 2012 08:28 PM (wwsoB)

468 I'm not actually here yet, but Gushie shared some pics from this fantastic artist on Facebook and I just had to link them here. Cooth might especially get a kick out of 'em. http://tinyurl.com/btaq45k http://tinyurl.com/ctcswox http://tinyurl.com/d4s99nj

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 08:28 PM (4ixH5)

469 *Ignites smoke grenade, flees into the night*

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 08:29 PM (4ixH5)

470 453 "The temperature many Americans find most comfortable indoors in summer -
70 degrees - feels uncomfortable to most Europeans, who find it too
cold," said Mr. Sivak, who suggested that Europe's greater environmental
awareness might make people more inclined to put on an extra sweater in
winter or tolerate a bit more heat in summer.

****

They are not more environmentally aware, they just can't afford air conditioning because their government taxes them at 65% so they can have "free" health care.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 22, 2012 12:22 AM (SkyIE)

The one that I thought was most amusing was that "whiter whites" from laundry detergent commercials has an actual basis. IIRC, in most of northern Europe, Canada, and the US, "white" that is actually tinged a bit blue is considered more the "whitest white"; while in Central and South America, "more white" is slightly pink.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2012 08:30 PM (kaalw)

471

Well the holier than thou assholes are out so I think I'll call it a night.

Posted by: Adam at August 21, 2012 08:30 PM (/YJYi)

472 Posted by: Mr Wonderful at August 22, 2012 12:22 AM (oiJah)

Get bent. It's the social cons who get good judges and justices and reject the insane ones since they demand people who are anti-Roe which automatically means that they are judges with some sense of logic and Constitutionality. Roe happens to be a very good litmus test which distinguishes between idiots who like to run roughshod over the Constitution and decent thinkers who respect law.

Try and make a little more sense next time.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2012 08:31 PM (X3lox)

473 Plausible paranoia about Biden's Tampa visit: http://scoamf.us/y8

And then people wonder why I want to drink.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 21, 2012 08:31 PM (xKC/c)

474 455 yeah damn those SoCons (and Reagan Democrats -- they weren't McGovern liberals) for voting Reagan into office and damn that SoCon fascist Reagan

Posted by: JParker at August 21, 2012 08:31 PM (8HhF2)

475

465

Well now, "E of J!"

What other "SHIT" will you sit out as well.......clock be ticking bitch...clock be ticking!!!

Posted by: Richard at August 21, 2012 08:32 PM (hUDh/)

476 459 eh, ookay
http://tinyurl.com/9xfckop

Posted by: The Dude at August 22, 2012 12:24 AM (tw6Ar)

Uuuurrrgggghhhh.....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2012 08:32 PM (kaalw)

477

I've got what sounds like an Owl chat going on in the trees behind my house.

There's at least two of them.

It's actually pretty cool.

My dearly beloved is snoring peacefully....and missing it.

But my dog is cocking his head...back and forth...listening to it, and looking at me, like "What the fuck is that?"

Evening, all.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 08:32 PM (mtRB0)

478 464 I loved it, even the bad stuff like that.

Posted by: Douglas at August 22, 2012 12:27 AM (YKOnu)

Love ya, mean it!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 08:33 PM (EPbpF)

479 Uuuurrrgggghhhh.....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 22, 2012 12:32 AM (kaalw)

yeah, they outdid the egg style pocket pussies

Posted by: The Dude at August 21, 2012 08:35 PM (tw6Ar)

480 Ryan hitting this interview out of the park, smart pick Romney, smart !

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 08:35 PM (EPbpF)

481 he one that I thought was most amusing was that "whiter whites" from laundry detergent commercials has an actual basis. IIRC, in most of northern Europe, Canada, and the US, "white" that is actually tinged a bit blue is considered more the "whitest white"; while in Central and South America, "more white" is slightly pink.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 22, 2012 12:30 AM

When optical LED's were coming in regularly in 1999 for industrial machines, they were called "blue/white white" if I recall, meaning that it was a very, very blue, but they used optics to turn them white to serve as a functional projection for certain equipment.

The layering works, as long as there is airflow, but you can't sleep in it, since you aren't contributing to the airflow.

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 08:35 PM (YKOnu)

482 lay down under any covering, at almost any temperature, and sleep like a mummy, making an X across your body. You will sweat. You feel hot, but when you get out from the cover, the sweat will dry and leave you freezing.

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 08:38 PM (YKOnu)

483 #480: I agree! Romney could not have made a better pick.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 08:38 PM (3yCFy)

484

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at August 22, 2012 12:11 AM (D97NW)

Hmmm.... thats 5 rounds for every man woman and child in America....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 21, 2012 08:38 PM (lZBBB)

485 RE: Akin & Huckabee I noticed that Akin is a Fair Tax supporter, which would explain some of that alliance.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 21, 2012 08:39 PM (zrpqj)

486 444 How long until we get the Akin in the Bunker / overdubbed Hitler Downfall videos?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoONVL7WHYA&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: booger at August 21, 2012 08:42 PM (HI6wa)

487 I spend long periods of time in an un air conditioned metal aircraft hangar with only fans to cool me. I sweat my ass off in South Louisiana during the summer when it gets over 100 degrees inside the hangar and thats not factoring in the high humidity. Ya know what makes it bearable? 3 things. 1) Im getting well paid to sweat. 2) I can come home to a house that is about 73 degrees. 3) it doesnt get that cold here so i dont have to run the electric heat much either so it balances out. I have also invested in a programmable thermostat which helps with the electric bill. But ill be damned if im going to sit home and be miserable when at 1045pm its still in he high 80's in both temp and humidity outside to save a few dollars. My saying is that you can only take off so much clothing. You can always add a sweatshirt if you are cold. A/C rocks your face.

Posted by: helofixer at August 21, 2012 08:42 PM (QGyGo)

488

I've got what sounds like an Owl chat going on in the trees behind my house.
There's at least two of them.
It's actually pretty cool.

The two summers previous we had a family of owls living in our neighborhood, and mostly in our trees at night. Very cool

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 21, 2012 08:42 PM (DoZD+)

489 483 #480: I agree! Romney could not have made a better pick.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 22, 2012 12:38 AM (3yCFy)

I told my hubby I liked Ryan years ago for president, when Romney picked him I was really happy. I just hope the secret service does a better job, that lumbering girl at the Iowa state fair was bullshit.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 08:44 PM (EPbpF)

490 I think being a SoCon in addition to a FiCon makes for a better FiCon. If you believe it's a sin to take from producers to give to non-producers, and that God will judge you based on it, you're less likely to take from producers to give to non-producers than a socially liberal FiCon.

Mike Schmuckabee, IMO, is not a true SoCon. He's a superficially-conservative progressive at heart, much like Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 08:44 PM (3yCFy)

491 485 RE: Akin & Huckabee

I noticed that Akin is a Fair Tax supporter, which would explain some of that alliance.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 22, 2012 12:39 AM (zrpqj)

No Hell no on the ont, ignore akin and any comments about him.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 08:45 PM (EPbpF)

492

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 22, 2012 12:42 AM (DoZD+)

I've heard the occasional hoot, from time to time....but nothing like this.

Maybe they are doing a courtship thing.

It's been going on for almost an hour now.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 08:47 PM (mtRB0)

493

You are IN this time or you are OUT!!

No DO OVERS BITCHES!!! NO DO OVERS. FUCKING PLANT YOUR FLAG on the side of YOUR TRUTH, or step the fuck out of the way!!

No DEBATE, NO "Can't we all jus get along???" ( by the way, his grrrfriend beat his head into the pool with the steel shovel...jus saying)...NOT THIS TIME, because THERE IS NO NEXT TIME IF WE FAIL ON THIS!

THERE IS NO DO-OVER! There is only THE END TO AMERICA

THERE IS ONLY THE END....

Posted by: Richard at August 21, 2012 08:47 PM (hUDh/)

494 Racist graph is racist.

Posted by: fluffy, white guy at August 21, 2012 08:48 PM (z9HTb)

495 lulz
http://tinyurl.com/6usytvh

Posted by: The Dude at August 21, 2012 08:48 PM (tw6Ar)

496 Whoa, Nelly! http://tinyurl.com/8rknlx6

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2012 08:48 PM (kaalw)

497 You're right, Lou. I apologize for getting dragged into that on the ONT. I won't say another word about Akin or Schmuckabee here.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 08:48 PM (3yCFy)

498 I've heard the occasional hoot, from time to time....but nothing like this.
Maybe they are doing a courtship thing.
It's been going on for almost an hour now.

Maybe they're arguing over who's turn it is to clean up the nest.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 21, 2012 08:49 PM (xKC/c)

499 My saying is that you can only take off so much clothing. You can always add a sweatshirt if you are cold. A/C rocks your face.

Posted by: helofixer at August 22, 2012 12:42 AM (QGyGo)

That's what me and lou's a girl were just saying.

You do it if you must, otherwise? I think AC has saved more lives than it harms due to dirty filters. By think, I mean, "I have no doubt, but no stats."

Weren't there like 10 thousand deaths in france a few years ago?

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 08:49 PM (YKOnu)

500 What's chat roulette?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 22, 2012 12:26 AM (JDIKC)

OH SHIT sounds like trouble

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 21, 2012 08:50 PM (DU15A)

501

Loved the podcast, EoJ.

Hillarious, it was.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 08:50 PM (mtRB0)

502 The NYT building does not use air conditioning. Everybody know that. Al Gore sweats in the natural heat of Gaia's bosom. All the Environmentalist headquarters bake like a rusty steel hut in the Philippines. No one in any UN facility anywhere knows anything but the ambient climate. They all lead by example.

Posted by: eman at August 21, 2012 08:50 PM (Wp4rQ)

503 A (supposedly) billion dollar campaign stiffing a small town over $15k.
--
Stealing is stealing, to paraphrase the great and powerful Oaf.

On another topic, Ulsterman has a post up about Biden going to the RNC convention all of the sudden. The Insider guy thinks the Dems might be trying to set up a false flag operation to smear the Rs and turn Biden into a sympathetic figure.

One of the commenters posted a link that talks about the OWS, Code Pink and other even worse assortment of anarchists and lunatics that will descend upon Tampa. There's some interesting stuff about the tactics of these groups and their "negotiations" with law enforcement since the 1999 WTO in Seattle. If you're interested the link from commenter Kev at 2:57 am (yeah, the times look screwed up since it's not that late yet) and it's the first article up at Ulstermanreport dot com.

Whether you believe in the insider stuff or not, it's unfortunately not hard to believe Obama might stoop to something that low. Some of the commenters on insider articles are kind of loony, and there was a time I would have been certain this is all tin foil territory, but the lines have been blurred so much it's hard to be sure nowadays.

Posted by: Mayday at August 21, 2012 08:51 PM (F3s39)

504 #460: Chat Roulette is where you go if you want to look at random dicks.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 08:52 PM (3yCFy)

505 I had a black car when I lived in the desert. During the day, It was on fire until the AC kicked in. At night, I would sleep on the hood, because it was cooler than the air.

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 08:52 PM (YKOnu)

506 497 You're right, Lou. I apologize for getting dragged into that on the ONT. I won't say another word about Akin or Schmuckabee here.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 22, 2012 12:48 AM (3yCFy)

Thankss, this story took over the last two days on AOS. Lets ignore it. Listened to Ryan on Hannity tonite, hes the real deal. I will not waste another minute on akin or huckabee, if I owned Fox news, huckabee would be fired, just my opinion.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 08:53 PM (EPbpF)

507 Chat Roulette is where you go if you want to look at random dicks

We get a few around here.

Posted by: fluffy at August 21, 2012 08:53 PM (z9HTb)

508 #503: Yeah, something is rotten in Denmark, all right.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 08:54 PM (3yCFy)

509 490 I think being a SoCon in addition to a FiCon makes for a better FiCon. If you believe it's a sin to take from producers to give to non-producers, and that God will judge you based on it, you're less likely to take from producers to give to non-producers than a socially liberal FiCon.

Mike Schmuckabee, IMO, is not a true SoCon. He's a superficially-conservative progressive at heart, much like Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 22, 2012 12:44 AM (3yCFy)

Agree. Some of these SoCons come into office and start taxing and spending like liberal Dems because they think they are doing "God's Work" (see GW Bush). Then you have the FiCons who turn their back on abortion at every chance they get. But, we need both. When we have the majority in the Senate, we set the agenda. When we don't, the Dems get to decide what is voted on, and what never even sees the light of day. That was/is why we need the majority. DeMint's fantasy of "40 conservative GOP Senators is all we need". No, the Dems still set the agenda, we don't. You can hold up some legislation, but you still get bulldozed over at the end of the day. 51 is what we need. If we get there, we may even get a couple of wobbly Dems to jump ship.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 21, 2012 08:55 PM (1grxW)

510 And before everyone jumps down my throat about free speech, huckabee can say what he wants, just not on my news channel, if I owned Fox news or the radio station hes on, hed be fired. He told akin to stay in and hurt America. That is all!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 08:55 PM (EPbpF)

511 The thing that pisses me off about the AC nazis, and the toilet paper nazis, and the SUV nazis is that they absolutely refuse to recognize that if you buy it, you have the ABSOLUTE RIGHT TO USE IT HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO AND IT'S NOFUCKINGBODY ELSE'S BUSINESS. How did the right become so emasculated that we tacitly endorse the idea that driving a gas guzzler is bad for the environment? I maintain that gas guzzlers are NOT bad for the environment. They're GOOD for the environment, so long as the driver is PAYING for his OWN FUCKING GAS.

Posted by: Scobface at August 21, 2012 08:56 PM (IoNBC)

512

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2012 12:22 AM (X3lox)

About that 'natural born citizen' thing?

I didn't know until last year that Romney's dad was born in Mexico.

His dad ran for President, back in 1980....and I don't remember the subject of 'natural born citizen' being brought up, at all.

Reagan and Bush got more votes.

But Romney was in the primaries for quite a while....and it wasn't mentioned.

After I learned that...about Romney's dad...the way that the R-establishment acted about Barky's mysterious past has made more sense.

They don't want to talk about it.

And I think 1980 might have something to do with it.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 08:57 PM (mtRB0)

513 #507: True, but you don't actually have to look at them. Or, should I say, us. Chat Roulette removes that layer of separation that saves your eyesight from the assault of literal penises.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 08:57 PM (3yCFy)

514 You have a right to say it, you don't have the right to a venue payed for by others.

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 08:58 PM (YKOnu)

515

Toning down 2 fold, still this is not a drill, if those on this site think otherwise

doom...

Posted by: Richard at August 21, 2012 08:58 PM (hUDh/)

516 wooo hoooo!!!! "NY Judge: Poker's Not Gambling Under Federal Law" http://tinyurl.com/9cn36vl "The ruling resulted in the dismissal of a federal criminal indictment against a man convicted last month of conspiring to operate an illegal underground poker club. The judge relied in his decision largely on findings by a defense expert who analyzed Internet poker games. "

Posted by: cynder ella at August 21, 2012 08:58 PM (oZfic)

517 I hope that is satire Wheatie.

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 08:59 PM (YKOnu)

518 I noticed in Palin's interview, that she's NOT absolutely locked in on only supporting Steelman in a 3rd party run in Mo.

Posted by: bigmike at August 21, 2012 09:00 PM (I4ADY)

519 I agree, Lou! Free speech does not entitle you to someone else's microphone.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 09:02 PM (3yCFy)

520 I don't know about AC, but anybody who uses more than one piece of toilet paper to wipe his ass is a fucking heathen. That much I know.

Posted by: Sheryl Crowe at August 21, 2012 09:02 PM (IoNBC)

521 Chat Roulette removes that layer of separation that saves your eyesight from the assault of literal penises.

The vaginas are able to defend themselves.

Posted by: Akin Butz at August 21, 2012 09:03 PM (z9HTb)

522

Posted by: cynder ella at August 22, 2012 12:58 AM (oZfic)

you suck go away

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 09:03 PM (EPbpF)

523 I have often been stuck in a hotel room with an inadequate a/c, and have wracked my tiny brain trying to think of some way to ameliorate. Like with wet towels or some such. Other than wet towels directly on my naked body, do any morons with knowledge have a hint for maximizing the inadequate a/c when you're not at home?

Posted by: Kalneva at August 21, 2012 11:11 PM

If it's humid, there's not a lot you can do. If it's dry, you can try soaking the mattress with water. Used to do that in a place with no aircon that ranged between 115 to 110 day to night. If you're in a place that's too fancy to throw water around, you're paying too much to be uncomfortable. Pay for better conditions, or aim lower. Bare concrete and foam mattress low. But, i'm not really a moron. More of a cretin.

Posted by: otho at August 21, 2012 09:03 PM (yBF/9)

524 #521: Well played, Butz. Well played.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 09:03 PM (3yCFy)

525

I agree with Maetenloch.

They better not fuck with my Air Conditioning.

I keep it on 70 in the summer....68 in the winter, unless it gets down near zero for days, then bump it up a bit.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 09:04 PM (mtRB0)

526 "When The Pussy Loves A Pussy" has to be the best named porn around

Posted by: The Dude at August 21, 2012 09:04 PM (tw6Ar)

527 I used to turn the shower on high, while leaving the weak AC and bathroom exhaust deal with the humidity. But I would only do that if I couldn't get a different room, and then I would be a jerk, and that method does work for private locations, especially if you have a fan.

Another trick is to have a fan pointing directly at you as you are in a state of undress, then use a spray bottle set at it's finest level of mist, and spray water at the fan. Like they way they do it in vegas and during hot days at verious sports events.

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 09:06 PM (YKOnu)

528

Maybe they're arguing over who's turn it is to clean up the nest.

Heh.

They're doing a sort of clucking thing now.

Never have heard sounds like this from Owls.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 09:07 PM (mtRB0)

529 Yeah, something is rotten in Denmark, all right.
--
If any of this stuff is true, I think it'll be headed off now that it's leaked out.

Wheatie, I think I read somewhere that Romney's dad was an ambassador or something with Mitt was born. I think children of ambassadors (and active military?) are natural born citizens even if stationed abroad when they're born. Not really sure about all that though.

Posted by: Mayday at August 21, 2012 09:07 PM (F3s39)

530 "The temperature many Americans find most comfortable indoors in summer - 70 degrees - feels uncomfortable to most Europeans, No. 1 - Fuck Europe. Fuck Europeans. Especially, Fuck the French. No. 2 - I've never turned the fucking air down to less than 75 in my life. And only then, when it was over 100. Blow me you useless, lying government Europeans. No. 3 - SOP Temp setting is 77-78. 70 is too fucking cold. Unbeknownst to useless government Europeans and #OCCUTARDED basement dwellers, that's how you get summer colds. In/Out In/Out (Settle down, Akin). Handy health tip you fucking European spermburpers. You're fucking welcome. No. 4 - Your continent suck starts F-4N Phantoms in the dead of winter. Get over it and enjoy your fucking moooslims. No. 5 - The French fucking suck. No 6. - We're taller, better dancers and much more fun to be with so, FUCK YOU.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 21, 2012 09:08 PM (xHt80)

531 His dad ran for President, back in 1980.

Psssst!

Posted by: 1968 at August 21, 2012 09:08 PM (z9HTb)

532

517 I hope that is satire Wheatie.

Satire...about what?

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 09:09 PM (mtRB0)

533 I like this guy, Serr (which is a general honorific) "98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County"

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 09:10 PM (YKOnu)

534 Wheatie, I think I read somewhere that Romney's dad was an ambassador or something with Mitt was born. I think children of ambassadors (and active military?) are natural born citizens even if stationed abroad when they're born. Not really sure about all that though.

Posted by: Mayday at August 22, 2012 01:07 AM (F3s39)

OK really you guys are on our side? Friends like you who needs enemies!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 09:10 PM (EPbpF)

535 Whether you believe in the insider stuff or not, it's unfortunately not hard to believe Obama might stoop to something that low. Some of the commenters on insider articles are kind of loony, and there was a time I would have been certain this is all tin foil territory, but the lines have been blurred so much it's hard to be sure nowadays.

Posted by: Mayday at August 22, 2012 12:51 AM (F3s39)

It's not much more than a beefed up version of the union goon squads they sent out against the bank execs - the ones whose bonuses they had guaranteed, themselves, in the porkulus, the same ones that Barky said, "It's only my administration between you and the pitchforks," to. This adminstration is nothing short of full-out criminal. They are certainly going to try to light every city on fire. That's been clear since 2008. People forget that Barky's junta had actually proposed that Bush step down in Dec and let Barky just take over, even though there was no Constitutional mechanism for anything like that and just the idea should have been enough to have Barky and his gang of criminals taken away in chains.

We've been warned. Over and over and over and over ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2012 09:10 PM (X3lox)

536 Romneys dad wasn't born in mexico, he LIVED in mexico.

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 09:11 PM (YKOnu)

537 No Lou, he's referencing the thing about Romney's dad moving to Mexico for a short time, but both romneys dad and romey were born within the continental united states, and never surrendered US citizenship.

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 09:12 PM (YKOnu)

538 "It's only my administration between you and the pitchforks"

Thank you for protecting me, Mr President.

Posted by: John Corzine at August 21, 2012 09:13 PM (z9HTb)

539 Posted by: wheatie at August 22, 2012 12:57 AM (mtRB0)

The natural born citizen issue was definitely addressed with respect to George Romney. I don't know what became of the whole thing, though. He never had a chance, anyway, so I guess it was put on the back burner, but people did discuss the issue.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2012 09:13 PM (X3lox)

540 chemjeff, please let us know how your appointment with the Missouri Elections Commission goes. Will you be on the ballot or will it be a write in campaign? Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2012 11:12 PM (JMmQ9) Got my vote. I can sneak over to Cape Girardeau. It's like goin to Wisconsin.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 21, 2012 09:14 PM (xHt80)

541 Sheesh might as well go to kos at this point.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 09:15 PM (EPbpF)

542 And you are right Lou, as long as born within marriage and while in duty you are natural born, no matter wear, as long as your parents are married and both themselves citizens, which in the case of service, a foreign member is immediately a citizen, though the rules are slightly different.

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 09:15 PM (YKOnu)

543 #535: If Bush had stepped down in December, Dick Cheney would have been President for a month. Barky was Constitutionally prohibited from taking over until Inauguration Day. Those people were morons, and not the good kind like our community here.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 09:16 PM (3yCFy)

544 Kittehs only love me for my skillz with the can opener.

Posted by: fluffy at August 21, 2012 09:16 PM (z9HTb)

545

night all,

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2012 09:17 PM (EPbpF)

546 Weren't there like 10 thousand deaths in france a few years ago?

Posted by: Douglas at August 22, 2012 12:49 AM (YKOnu)

It was more like 15,000 seniors. They died in their walk-up apartments because the frog kids were on summer vacation and couldn't be bothered to come back and look in on their parents. Typical French.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2012 09:17 PM (X3lox)

547 Anders Breivik will be sentenced Friday in Oslo. No one there seems to know if the court finding will be of a criminal or psychiatric nature so Norwegian authorities crafted new prison and detention laws dubbed "Lex Breivik."

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Earlier this spring was concluded that none of the three security departments of psychiatry in Norway Dikemark in Asker, Sandviken in Bergen and Trondheim BrÃ¸set, was suitable for a device with especially high security.

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Posted by: 13times at August 21, 2012 09:17 PM (h6XiD)

548 Good night, Lou!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 09:18 PM (3yCFy)

549 I used the "married" thing, because if the spouse is a foreigner, then there is an argument, though a weak ass one, because of the fast tracking that those married to those serving under duty get.

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 09:18 PM (YKOnu)

550 546, thanks, I knew it was bad, I actually thought I was exaggerating.

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 09:19 PM (YKOnu)

551 My ass doesn't just hurt. It's achin.'

Posted by: Todd Akin at August 21, 2012 09:23 PM (IoNBC)

552

I thought Romney, himself, has said that his dad was born in Mexico.

His grandparents moved back to the states when his dad was five, I believe it was.

There is no question about Mitt's 'eligibility'...at all.

I wasn't bringing it up to cast any aspersions on Mitt.....just trying to make some sense out of why the R's didn't want to talk about Barky's eligibility.

That's all.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 09:24 PM (mtRB0)

553 : If Bush had stepped down in December, Dick Cheney would have been President for a month. Barky was Constitutionally prohibited from taking over until Inauguration Day.

Exactly, but they were already signalling that they wouldn't be bound by any laws, at all. And then, even after the miserable, ineligible, piece of shit retard was inaugurated he couldn't even put a cabinet together, which was about as patehtic as one could imagine. Remember the jokes about Barky and Jesus - "at least Jesus could build a cabinet".

But, still, even after this crap and the Decemebr calls for erasing our Constitution and just "installing" the Indonesian Dog-Eating Retard, we still had so many on the right who were calling him "intelligent" and a "nice guy" and "trying to do what's best for America". It took Rush to finally say that he hoped the asshole failed and that led to the same people on the right launching into anti-conservative tirades as we get to this day from them.

Having watched this stuff happen day after day, right out in the open, and seeing the right side sit by and do nothing ... it's been about the worst thing I've ever witnessed in my life.

Those people were morons, and not the good kind like our community here.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 22, 2012 01:16 AM (3yCFy)

They are criminals and domestic enemies who need to be dealt with as such. I doubt it will happen. People just want to close their eyes and pretend it will all just go away - and act as if it never happened. They don't realize that what has been done in our nation cannot be undone. Either it has to be addressed and punished or the American Socialist Superstate is just the start of something much worse to grow.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2012 09:24 PM (X3lox)

554 Romney's not eligible for the presidency. He's a beaner.

Posted by: I Am Curious (and Yellow) at August 21, 2012 09:25 PM (IoNBC)

555 I have no idea on that, Wheatie. My best guess is that the RINOs made a deal with Obama that they wouldn't question his eligibility if he wouldn't question McCain's eligibility.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 09:27 PM (3yCFy)

556 Foreign Policy mag has a review of Ila Prison.

The Super-Lux Super Max.

Posted by: 13times at August 21, 2012 09:28 PM (h6XiD)

557 But, still, even after this crap and the Decemebr calls for erasing our Constitution and just "installing" the Indonesian Dog-Eating Retard, we still had so many on the right who were calling him "intelligent" and a "nice guy" and "trying to do what's best for America"

= == = == = == =

Geithner and Holder passed confirmation vote pretty easily, IIRC. That alone is reason enough to vote out a RINO.

Posted by: fluffy at August 21, 2012 09:29 PM (z9HTb)

558 #553: Yeah, you're right; calling them morons doesn't do justice to their willingness to push their agenda By Any Means Necessary(TM).

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 09:31 PM (3yCFy)

559 I have no idea on that, Wheatie. My best guess is that the RINOs made a deal with Obama that they wouldn't question his eligibility if he wouldn't question McCain's eligibility.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 22, 2012 01:27 AM (3yCFy)

Barky was a co-sponsor of that ridiculous Senate Resolution that examined McShame's documentation and dclared him a natura born citizen (not within the power of the Senate to do, of course).

It wasn't the just the RINOs who hopped crazy all over anyone who mentioned the eligibility issue (and Barky was OBVIOUSLY ineligible, just from teh dual citizenship he admitted to, let alone the birth questions and likely Indonesian citizenship and possible use of its passport or claims of foreign nationality for schools, etc). It was a lot of the exact same people who launch into tirades against people on the right at the slightest whiff of anything. People who act as if they give such a shit about the Constitution, now, when they were happy to intentionally ignore it then ... because it made them feel a bit embarrassed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2012 09:31 PM (X3lox)

560 What's chat roulette? Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 22, 2012 12:26 AM (JDIKC) It is where perverts go to show off their dangly-bits to 99 perverts or FBI agents in the hopes of scarring a kid for the rest of their lives on the 100th try...

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2012 09:33 PM (sZTYJ)

561 Good points, T-Pop!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 09:34 PM (3yCFy)

562 543 #535: If Bush had stepped down in December, Dick Cheney would have been President for a month. Barky was Constitutionally prohibited from taking over until Inauguration Day. Those people were morons, and not the good kind like our community here.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 22, 2012 01:16 AM (3yCFy)

Oh no no no. Gail Collins of the NYT proposed this back on 11/22/08. http://tinyurl.com/dumbscrunt Cheney resigns first, then Bush. Nancy Pelosi becomes President until 1/20/09, of course doing the biding of Barack the Benevolent. I guess she thinks that everyone would just go back to their jobs on the 20th. That Nancy would just go back to being Speaker, even though she would have resigned.

The dumb is strong in liberals.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 21, 2012 09:34 PM (1grxW)

563 Geithner and Holder passed confirmation vote pretty easily, IIRC. That alone is reason enough to vote out a RINO.

Posted by: fluffy at August 22, 2012 01:29 AM (z9HTb)

Yeah. That was utterly shameful. The GOP "felt pressured" (which femnazis claim is "rape") because the Indonesian retard couldn't get decent, qualified people for a cabinet and they were scared that they were going to be called "obstructionists" - which they really should have been, if they had any fucking brains or love of this nation. The Holder confirmation was about the worst one could imagine. But, GOPers were just trying to help Barky as the "loyal opposition" to a guy who held our nation, our institutions and our society in utter contempt.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2012 09:36 PM (X3lox)

564 My fellow Americans, I can state without equivocation that I did not claim Burkina Faso citizenship in any of my college applications.

Posted by: Barry Obama, Earle of Cornhole at August 21, 2012 09:36 PM (IoNBC)

565 George Romney bio on Wikidingdong if'n youse interested.

http://tinyurl.com/65guj7o

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 09:39 PM (4ixH5)

566 And good evening again.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 09:39 PM (4ixH5)

567 And good evening again.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 22, 2012 01:39 AM (4ixH5)

the ONT still sucks, wasn't worth coming back

Posted by: The Dude at August 21, 2012 09:41 PM (tw6Ar)

568 Just another example of the GOP folding when that next draw could give them a Royal Flush. That's what I like so much about Reince Priebus; he'll up the ante at that point.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 09:43 PM (3yCFy)

569 Hey Kids

The Chait thing in the sidebar reminds me of how much I hate the corporate media.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 09:43 PM (ufJKx)

570 the ONT still sucks, wasn't worth coming back

Posted by: The Dude at August 22, 2012 01:41 AM (tw6Ar)

Can't do much else, alas. The porn be woik blocked.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 09:43 PM (4ixH5)

571 Those charts should be the political death of Obama, but seeing as being unemployed no longer means not getting a check, I'm not so sure.

Posted by: holygoat at August 21, 2012 09:44 PM (auGuV)

572 Chat Roulette is where you go if you want to look at random dicks

We get a few around here.

I'm not that random.

Just slow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 21, 2012 09:45 PM (xKC/c)

573

Wow I think an owl just got a rabbit in my back yard.

Happened so fast I can't say for sure.

Hope so....there's been a population explosion of bunnies around here.

Been seeing a lot of them, all sizes.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 09:46 PM (mtRB0)

574 You think you can live without ethanol and corn syrup. HaHahahahahah! We own your politicians, ya' knownothing cunts!

Posted by: Archer Daniels Midland at August 21, 2012 09:46 PM (IoNBC)

575 Well, I'm out for the evening. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 21, 2012 09:48 PM (3yCFy)

576 Have you tried barbecue tofu lately?

Posted by: Archer Daniels Midland at August 21, 2012 09:50 PM (IoNBC)

577 They are criminals and domestic enemies who need to be dealt with as such. What are you waiting for, someone else to grab their AR-15 and blow away a fucking room full of godless heathens? Need me to fucking point you to Yale? Take the initiative. Don't be a pussy, do it!

Posted by: Satan's Barbed Cock at August 21, 2012 09:51 PM (4Pqfm)

578

Posted by: wheatie at August 22, 2012 01:46 AM (mtRB0)

I think a rabbit moved into my backyard. I see him in my driveway every now and then nibbling on grass and hopping around. Cute little fella.

No owls big enough to eat him. Neighborhood cats and hawks on the other hand...

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 09:54 PM (4ixH5)

579

O/T (is this really even necessary on these threads)

But I see ABC is announcing their upcoming "Special Report on Mormonism" (key eerie music now). "Join us, as we look behind this mysterious religion. ...and find out what they really believe!"

...I think we all knew this was coming.

Posted by: Icedog at August 21, 2012 09:55 PM (PTS+l)

580 ...I think we all knew this was coming. Posted by: Icedog at August 22, 2012 01:55 AM (PTS+l) It's just beginning. They think that if they point to Mormonism as bizarre (and it is), then Christians will overlook the fact that Mormons are good people (they won't).

Posted by: Scobface at August 21, 2012 09:58 PM (IoNBC)

581 I think a rabbit moved into my backyard. I see him in my driveway every now and then nibbling on grass and hopping around. Cute little fella.
No owls big enough to eat him. Neighborhood cats and hawks on the other hand...

We had rabbits living around us a few years back. They loved to eat miniature rose bushes, right to the root.

Had to put a chicken wire barrier up, and predator pee around that to keep them away. Fortunately, humans are predators.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 21, 2012 09:59 PM (xKC/c)

582 Mormons kidnap arab babies and bleed them dry and use the blood as an ingrediant in maht...shit, wait, that's supposed to be the Jews. Getting my blood libels all mixed up here. *Consults his notes*

Posted by: Crackpot Leftist at August 21, 2012 09:59 PM (4ixH5)

583 The Chait thing in the sidebar reminds me of how much I hate the corporate media. Posted by: jc at August 22, 2012 01:43 AM (ufJKx) I expected a lot less out of Chait, but the article was pretty fair to the facts.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at August 21, 2012 09:59 PM (csi6Y)

584 ABC is gonna broadcast a SouthPark Episode?

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 09:59 PM (YKOnu)

585 Fortunately, humans are predators.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 22, 2012 01:59 AM (xKC/c)

If you have dogs pissing in your yard is also a great way to induce your puppeh to take a fast leak so you can get back to watching the game that much quicker.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 10:01 PM (4ixH5)

586 I knew a few Mormans before I joined the Army, but I didn't know any Mormans well before I met them in the Army. I do not agree with the religious beliefs of Mormons. I have yet to meet a Mormon who wasn't a good person.

Posted by: Scobface at August 21, 2012 10:01 PM (IoNBC)

587 In dreams I walk with you
In dreams I talk to you
In dreams you're mine
All the time
We're together in dreams, in dreams...

Sorry, channeling my inner Frank Booth.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 21, 2012 10:03 PM (i0App)

588

....ABC is announcing their upcoming "Special Report on Mormonism"

Ah boy.....now it starts.

Yeah, we knew they would do this, didn't we.

ABC never was interested in doing a 'special report' on Barky's various religious influences, were they.

But those Mormans....ooo, they're scary.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 10:03 PM (mtRB0)

589 All I know is every time I see the mormon kids riding around town on their little bicycles in their black slacks, white shirts and ties and wearing those dorky little helmets I can't help but want to chase them down in my truck.

"Come on, little fella, I just want to hear the good news!"

*Screams of terror*

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 10:04 PM (4ixH5)

590 Oh, look, Jimmy Kimmel is getting moves to air opposite Leno and Letterman.

http://tinyurl.com/8ppzwef

Here, Nightline doesn't air until 11 after the news so for me it's only a half hour bump.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 10:06 PM (4ixH5)

591 I predict that we'll see "Mormon = racist" and "Mormon = misogynist," and "Mormon = homophobe" before the race is over.

Posted by: Scobface at August 21, 2012 10:07 PM (IoNBC)

592 Jake Tapper, anyone?

http://tinyurl.com/8zxdnnk

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 10:07 PM (4ixH5)

593 586 I knew a few Mormans before I joined the Army, but I didn't know any Mormans well before I met them in the Army.

I do not agree with the religious beliefs of Mormons.

I have yet to meet a Mormon who wasn't a good person. Posted by: Scobface

Agree, only in my case it was Jews. I remember making a joke, when I was doing something with some friends of mine while on break that was technically illegal, and we were the cool kids, and I said, "WE DON'T TAKE YOUR KIND HERE!"

The person trying to come in happened to be a jew, and I felt guilty as shit. I said the wrong thing, but we were friends before and after, he knew it was just me telling a joke.

I knew mormons, never really knew them, but they didn't really have a temper, at all.

At ALL! and that's a rareity in south chicago.

Posted by: Douglas at August 21, 2012 10:07 PM (YKOnu)

594

I think a rabbit moved into my backyard. I see him in my driveway every now and then nibbling on grass and hopping around. Cute little fella.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 22, 2012 01:54 AM (4ixH5)

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Yeah, they're cute when they're little.

But the grown ones are kind of rangey looking....and they eat everything, even my rose bushes.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 10:07 PM (mtRB0)

595 http://tinyurl.com/89zbt6h

It's really hard to tell if these people are more stupid or more evil.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 10:08 PM (4ixH5)

596

We had rabbits living around us a few years back. They loved to eat miniature rose bushes, right to the root.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 22, 2012 01:59 AM (xKC/c)

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I know....they even eat the new shoots on the bigger rose bushes.

The little buggers have killed five of them so far.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 10:10 PM (mtRB0)

597 Posted by: wheatie at August 22, 2012 02:07 AM (mtRB0)

The rabbits we got around here are desert cottontails.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_Cottontail

No rose bushes. Lawn's mostly dead anyway. He's more than welcome to the weeds.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 10:12 PM (4ixH5)

598 Oh my check this out....

http://tinyurl.com/9uvfwc8

^^^

"HELP TODD FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE LIBERAL ELITE"

"It's not our mistakes that define us, it's what we learn from them.

Join us as we fight back against the liberal elite. You helped us blow past our first goal so chip in and help us reach our goal new $10,000 goal."

"Raised: $6,850.00 Goal: $10,000.00"

Didn't O'Donnell get somewhere along the lines of hundreds of thousands of dollars in the immediate aftermath of her win over Castle? The guy spent all day on the radio playing the persecuted card and all he has to show for it is ~$7k. Not a good start.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 21, 2012 10:12 PM (zrpqj)

599 Agree, only in my case it was Jews. Funny, but the same for me is true for Jews. I'm from Alabama, and I didn't know any Jews when I was growing up. My first exposure to Jews was in the Army. I wasn't anti-semitic or anything, I just had no real opinion about Jews, because I'd never known any Jews. Well, guess what: I learned very quickly that they were regular guys--just like me.

Posted by: Scobface at August 21, 2012 10:13 PM (IoNBC)

600

It's really hard to tell if these people are more stupid or more evil.

I'm gonna go with 'evil'.

If they are so worried about population....then why are they waving in all those illegal immigrants?

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 10:14 PM (mtRB0)

601 I had a rabbit living in my backyard for a while. Pretty tame and friendly. It'd come up on my porch and go nuts running around me and between my legs until it was exhausted. I guess I was kinda like a stationary hamster wheel for it. Then one day it it was gone...

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 10:14 PM (WnzOT)

602 plant hot chilies if you don't want rabbits

Posted by: The Dude at August 21, 2012 10:16 PM (tw6Ar)

603 595 http://tinyurl.com/89zbt6h

It's really hard to tell if these people are more stupid or more evil.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 22, 2012 02:08 AM (4ixH5)

====

that is usually an irrelevant question. whether stupid or evil doesn't matter cuz the outcome is usually the same.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 10:16 PM (ufJKx)

604 Well, guess what: I learned very quickly that they were regular guys--just like me. Actually, the truth is that they were some funny motherfuckers, just like me.

Posted by: Scobface at August 21, 2012 10:16 PM (IoNBC)

605 When my wife was going through the change she kept the A/C so low I was sleeping in longjohns in August .

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 21, 2012 10:16 PM (JKNDp)

606 595 http://tinyurl.com/89zbt6h

It's really hard to tell if these people are more stupid or more evil.
==

That is really creepy. The commies are getting bolder.

Think of all the money we'll save by aborting people! No food, no clothes, no shelter, no health care costs, no college tuition, no birth control. Cha-ching!

Posted by: Mayday at August 21, 2012 10:20 PM (F3s39)

607 ... lucky thing for Akin is that Claire McCaskill will probably raise more than enough money to continue funding both his and her own campaigns.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 21, 2012 10:20 PM (zrpqj)

608 We could just nuke the whole country and save gazillions, right?

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 10:23 PM (WnzOT)

609 McCaskill has to drag this guy up to election day. The DNC will be all in on this race.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 10:24 PM (WnzOT)

610

The rabbits we got around here are desert cottontails.

We get some of those around here in OK too....longer ears and legs.

Get the other ones with shorter ears/legs too.

I think they are co-mingling and breeding, though...because I see some that it's really hard to tell which kind they are.

The drought has been hard on them...driving them into people's yards, where there are green things to eat.

I throw out lettuce and things, to try to keep them away from my flowers.

Dumb thing to do, I know.

Because when they get food, they breed more.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 10:25 PM (mtRB0)

611 people should print up McCaskill/Akin posters and bumper stickers like they are a prez/vp duo. marry the 2 of them in a full-on media blitz. never say one name without saying the other, like they are one word.

then run a 3rd party candidate against the dreaded mccaskillakin monster.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 10:28 PM (ufJKx)

612 I remember when the the GOP held their convention here in Philadelphia, in 2000. The protests were rather tame by today's standards..a few marches, some newspaper boxes knocked over, nothing major. Wait...for some reason Newt Gingrich decided to walk around downtown, and a crowd of protesters surrounded him, but nothing physical happened. Anyway, I would get out of town for the week if it were held here today, what with the the Occutards, Black Panthers, and the Code Pink Vagina crew showing up. Hopefully Tampa is ready.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at August 21, 2012 10:28 PM (yJYwC)

613 lool

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Posted by: The Dude at August 21, 2012 10:30 PM (tw6Ar)

614 Off-season, pest rabbits are best considered as cheap target practice. In my state there are no regulations regarding shooting these beasts. When I was a kid, my brothers and I would take turns spotlighting them with Daddy's '69 VW. One of us would stand on the back bumper with a .410 trained over the roof, and the driver would go apeshit trying to get the headlights trained on a rabbit in or around the garden.

Posted by: Scobface at August 21, 2012 10:33 PM (IoNBC)

615 On the Aikin thing..I know, you couldn't wait for mu pronouncement on it...if one could lokk at the bright side....there is almost 100 percent unity among the right-wing punditry, the politicians, and even the Horde..Aikin must go. The only arguments seem to be about the degree of damage done to our cause, I think that our across-the-board disavowal of Aikin can blunt any broad leftist attempts to paint him as the face of the GOP. They will try, of course, but in the end think it will blow over.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at August 21, 2012 10:38 PM (yJYwC)

616

Posted by: jc at August 22, 2012 02:28 AM (ufJKx)

That's an intriguing idea.

Kind of brilliant, actually.

"McCaskill/Akin...Double barrels of weapons grade stupid"

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 10:39 PM (mtRB0)

617 I had one Jewish friend growing (just weren't many in my part of Texas), and he was always talking about "anti-Semetism". I thought he was just paranoid and too thin-skinned. ....but then as I got a little older, and the liberal sites such as DailyKos and Huffington Post were created, I quickly realized it was much worse than even he expected. Right now, you can go to a leftist site, click on a random article, and you'll see, "It's the Joooooo's!" somewhere in the comments (or the article itself).

Posted by: Icedog at August 21, 2012 10:39 PM (PTS+l)

618 "It's the Joooooo's!" somewhere in the comments (or the article itself). Yeah. When I see that shit I always compare it to the Jews I've known personally, and it makes absolutely no sense.

Posted by: Scobface at August 21, 2012 10:42 PM (IoNBC)

619 #546

No, they were mostly in nursing homes running on skeleton crews during the month when everybody in France goes on vacation. Many of these places are quite old and lack any AC, and on top of that had inadequate power to run AC appliances and fans in the numbers needed. This could have been dealt with if enough personnel were available to respond.

Those still living in their own apartments were generally capable of getting to an indoor mall or other climate controlled location and camp out if need be. It was the entirely helpless who made up most of the casualties. (A lot of my IT job clients are the US equivalents of these places but they are private businesses and have things like generators to keep the AC going in a blackout.)

I have no doubt there is an accountant in the French government who has tallied up the expected lifespans of the victims and what their costs to the government would have been in their remaining days; and found this was a big money saver with more of the same recommended if they can keep most of the public in the dark and/or approving.

Posted by: epobirs at August 21, 2012 10:46 PM (kcfmt)

620

Posted by: wheatie at August 22, 2012 02:25 AM (mtRB0)

Yeah, desert and eastern cottontails seem to be practically the same except for, what, size, color and behavior?

Posted by: Scobface at August 22, 2012 02:33 AM (IoNBC)

The Army base that my sister and her family live on in Germany, I just learned, periodically has rabbit problems. Apparently once a year they (dunno if it's Americans or Germans) go around for a few days killing the little buggers.

Guess that solves dinner for a few days.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 10:47 PM (4ixH5)

621
"McCaskill/Akin...Double barrels of weapons grade stupid"

Posted by: wheatie at August 22, 2012 02:39 AM (mtRB0)

===

Vote McCaskill/Akin. MO deserves to be known as the blow me state.

Vote McCaskill/Akin. They will eat your dog.

Vote McCaskill/Akin. They will run over your grandma with a tractor.

Vote McCaskill/Akin. Your death panel is waiting for you.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 10:49 PM (ufJKx)

622

I think that our across-the-board disavowal of Aikin can blunt any broad leftist attempts to paint him as the face of the GOP. They will try, of course, but in the end think it will blow over.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at August 22, 2012 02:38 AM (yJYwC)

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I hope you're right.

You know, I've never read the official Dem party platform.....but I'll bet there are some pretty 'extreme' positions in there that the party as a whole doesn't necessarily agree with.

That's what they're calling the R-position on abortion....."extreme".

So it would help, I think, to point out that something on the D-plank that is..."extreme".

It the gay marriage thing a part of the Dem party platform now?

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 10:51 PM (mtRB0)

623 Vote McCaskill/Akin. They will use your Medicare money to fund your death panel.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 10:52 PM (ufJKx)

624 so bored with nothing to do

Posted by: The Dude at August 21, 2012 10:52 PM (tw6Ar)

625 Vote McCaskill/Akin. You never wanted another job anyway.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 10:53 PM (ufJKx)

626 589 All I know is every time I see the mormon kids riding around town on their little bicycles in their black slacks, white shirts and ties and wearing those dorky little helmets I can't help but want to chase them down in my truck. "Come on, little fella, I just want to hear the good news!" *Screams of terror* Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 22, 2012 02:04 AM (4ixH5) Yeah, I know. But I'm a Church of Christ preacher's kid. When those guys came to my door, I felt a certain identification with them, because I've been where they are. I always talked to them. Always. You know what? When you talk to them, you find out that they're pretty fucking awesome kids.

Posted by: Scobface at August 21, 2012 10:55 PM (IoNBC)

627

Scobface, yet many Jews continue to vote for Dems. If every Jewish person spent just one afternoon on the Dem sites, they would quickly learn that liberals despise them. They're more misguided and afflicted by battered-wife syndrome than blacks in America. 90% of Jewish people have values directly inline with conservatives, and no matter what the Dems do to them, they keep coming back for more.

...the greatest political mystery of all time.

Posted by: Icedog at August 21, 2012 10:55 PM (PTS+l)

628

Yeah, desert and eastern cottontails seem to be practically the same except for, what, size, color and behavior?

Same body size, color....just longer ears and legs on the desert ones.

Same behavior, from what I can tell.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 10:56 PM (mtRB0)

629 send your $10 to the McCaskill/Akin campaign. your boy could win an all expense paid weekend with Harry Reid.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 10:57 PM (ufJKx)

630 #606

Don't forget the 'no criminal activity' part. The abortion crowd loves that preemptive strike approach. Because apparantly life doesn't begin at conception but a future as a criminal does.

Of course, another problem they neglect to note is the 'no economic activity' part. There are costs to everything. People who don't exist don't need resources but then they don't buy anything either. Nor produce any goods or services.

I'm waiting for the first ad campaign based around a declining birthrate and aging population.

Pampers: We were there for you before you learned not to poop your pants and we'll be there for you again when you forget.

Posted by: epobirs at August 21, 2012 10:57 PM (kcfmt)

631

re: "You know what? When you talk to them, you find out that they're pretty fucking awesome kids."

I'd also rather see well-mannered 18yo young men demonstrating a little sacrifice and dedication to their community and family, than the typical Jersey Shore types that now dominate our culture.

Is there really one person here who would be upset if they had to live on a Mormon street? ....compared to some of the neighbors you have now?

Posted by: Icedog at August 21, 2012 11:00 PM (PTS+l)

632 vote McCaskill/Akin. Freedom is over rated.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:00 PM (ufJKx)

633 ...the greatest political mystery of all time. Posted by: Icedog at August 22, 2012 02:55 AM (PTS+l) I have no explanation for this. It's a mystery to me.

Posted by: Scobface at August 21, 2012 11:00 PM (IoNBC)

634

I'm waiting for the first ad campaign based around a declining birthrate and aging population.

Posted by: epobirs at August 22, 2012 02:57 AM (kcfmt)

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They have a plan for that.....Open Borders.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 11:01 PM (mtRB0)

635 When you talk to them, you find out that they're pretty fucking awesome kids. Posted by: Scobface at August 22, 2012 02:55 AM (IoNBC) Oh yeah! They woke me up one afternoon and offered to do my lawn. However, I declined. At the same time I had just received a package containing The Omen complete movie set. I always get a laugh thinking about that. What a funny coincidence!

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 11:02 PM (4ixH5)

636

632 vote McCaskill/Akin. Freedom is over rated.

That's the best one yet.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 11:03 PM (mtRB0)

637

"They have a plan for that.....Open Borders."

Yeah, it's worked out so well for Europe, of course we should do the same....large groups of people who refuse to learn your language, refuse to adopt your culture, and immediately demand (thru violence if needed) that you recognize their laws, customs, etc. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Icedog at August 21, 2012 11:04 PM (PTS+l)

638 vote McCaskill/Akin. get free shit from yourself (minus the government's cut).

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:05 PM (ufJKx)

639 vote McCaskill/Akin. We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you!!

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:06 PM (ufJKx)

640 Is there really one person here who would be upset if they had to live on a Mormon street? My neighborhood has become very, VERY sketchy. I would so welcome some Mormon neighbors.

Posted by: Scobface at August 21, 2012 11:07 PM (IoNBC)

641 They will use your Medicare money to fund your death panel.

Posted by: jc at August 22, 2012 02:52 AM (ufJKx)

What do you want us to do, ask for half now, half later?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 21, 2012 11:07 PM (4ixH5)

642

Is there really one person here who would be upset if they had to live on a Mormon street? ....compared to some of the neighbors you have now?

Posted by: Icedog at August 22, 2012 03:00 AM (PTS+l)

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Yup.

I'm sure the lawns would be immaculate, their children polite and well-behaved.

And their dogs probably wouldn't even shit on your yard.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 11:07 PM (mtRB0)

643

@47..There's another book out by Chuck Thompson, "Better Off Without 'Em". You all really should read this.- Boulder Hobo

No, thanks. I don't care to read a book full of hate written by the bigoted upChuck Thompson. And the title of that book is stolen from the South as we have been saying that for years about the commie North.

Posted by: Case at August 21, 2012 11:08 PM (QwurB)

644 Vote McCaskill/Akin. Cat food doesn't taste that bad.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:09 PM (ufJKx)

645 Vote McCaskill/Akin. When the debt gets high enough, we can all just say: "Fuck It."

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:12 PM (ufJKx)

646

Barky was raised on a hatred for "European colonialism"....and sat in a church for twenty years, listening to even more hatred for it.

And yet....

He seems to want to turn us into something that resembles...Europe.

Hmmm.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 11:12 PM (mtRB0)

647 Vote McCaskill/Akin. Why shouldn't a pederast be in charge?

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:13 PM (ufJKx)

648 That is really creepy. The commies are getting bolder.

Think of all the money we'll save by aborting people! No food, no clothes, no shelter, no health care costs, no college tuition, no birth control. Cha-ching!

Posted by: Mayday at August 22, 2012 02:20 AM (F3s39)

And the federal government can tax the aborted fetuses' future non-existence, too. It's in the Constitution. Just tack it on to the tax bills of the richie riches. It's all legal and as American as Dog Pie.

Posted by: Benedickhead Roberts, Writer of Law and Mangler of English at August 21, 2012 11:13 PM (X3lox)

649 It's just occurred to me, but Mormons would be the fucking greatest neighbors of all time.

Posted by: Scobface at August 21, 2012 11:14 PM (IoNBC)

650 Vote McCaskill/Akin. Budgets are for suckers.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:14 PM (ufJKx)

651

644 Vote McCaskill/Akin. Cat food doesn't taste that bad.

Harr!

You keep coming up with good ones.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 11:15 PM (mtRB0)

652 We could just nuke the whole country and save gazillions, right? Posted by: @PurpAv at August 22, 2012 02:23 AM (WnzOT) Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Ripley at August 21, 2012 11:16 PM (sZTYJ)

653 Vote McCaskill/Akin. Dumbass.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:16 PM (ufJKx)

654 ""He seems to want to turn us into something that resembles...Europe.
Hmmm.""

I think he's bypassing the europe model and going right for the south american banana republic shithole.

Posted by: Berserker at August 21, 2012 11:17 PM (FMbng)

655
And their dogs probably wouldn't even shit on your yard.
Posted by: wheatie at August 22, 2012 03:07 AM (mtRB0)

Now, the roofs of your cars are a whole other story ...

Honestly, Mormons are hard working people who are very successful. I'm sure they're pissed about being viciously attacked over polygamy while this insane pretend gay marriage is pushed like the Earth would explode without it ... even though nothing like it has ever existed on Earth and people would be put in a loony bin for even proposing such an idiotic and worthless idea not 20 years ago.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2012 11:18 PM (X3lox)

656 We don't have AC here (except in places with a lot of bodies, like stores and restaurants), it's just not hot enough. And in India I used to get colds all the time from the ACs because I wasn't used to them--but certainly did appreciate the wonderful, cold nights they provided! I don't think this is going to go very far, especially if it's the rest of the world this joker is trying to impress. Places like Saudia are so spoiled with their AC and they aren't giving it up anytime soon, plus they like it cold. (The joke: You know you live in Saudia when you put a sweater on to go INside.) Think of this: I had a friend from Jeddah who told me of a power outage they had a few years back; it lasted six hours. The roads were the most congested they'd been EVER because everyone had the same idea: crank up the car ACs and go for a drive. Six hours!!!

Posted by: Lisl at August 21, 2012 11:19 PM (PDKu6)

657 ""He seems to want to turn us into something that resembles...Europe. Hmmm."" I think he's bypassing the europe model and going right for the south american banana republic shithole. Posted by: Berserker at August 22, 2012 03:17 AM (FMbng) Frankly, I think he's already planning his urban Utopia: Obamagrad

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2012 11:19 PM (sZTYJ)

658 Vote McCaskill/Akin. It's either the bitch or the itch.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:19 PM (ufJKx)

659 When the debt gets high enough, we can all just say: "Fuck It."

Posted by: jc at August 22, 2012 03:12 AM (ufJKx)

Hopenchange!

Posted by: The Dream of College Kids Everywhere at August 21, 2012 11:19 PM (4ixH5)

660 ""He seems to want to turn us into something that resembles...Europe.
Hmmm.""

I think he's bypassing the europe model and going right for the south american banana republic shithole.

Posted by: Berserker at August 22, 2012 03:17 AM (FMbng)

Barky's aiming for "a smoldering pile of ash". He liked what the other hussein did in the gulf. He's already gotten the "intentionally dump tens of millions of barrels of oil into the gulf" done. Now, he's working on "lighting every single ~~oil well in Kuwait~~ city in America on fire". It's what husseins are wont to do.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2012 11:21 PM (X3lox)

661 649 It's just occurred to me, but Mormons would be the fucking greatest neighbors of all time. Mormans are evangelical: they want to tell you what they believe. But if you talk to them, if you really talk to them and tell them clearly how your beliefs differ from theirs, they'll leave you alone. I don't have one single problem with that.

Posted by: Scobface at August 21, 2012 11:22 PM (IoNBC)

662 Vote McCaskill/Akin. You didn't build that!!

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:22 PM (ufJKx)

663 Vote McCaskill/Akin. Taxes are never too high. You know you stole all your stuff anyway.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:23 PM (ufJKx)

664 You didn't ~~build~~ rape that!! Posted by: jc at August 22, 2012 03:22 AM (ufJKx) Vote McCaskill/Akin - She was asking for it.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 11:24 PM (4ixH5)

665 Nearer my Beast to thee.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 11:24 PM (4ixH5)

666

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 11:24 PM (4ixH5)

667 Vote McCaskill/Akin. The only choice you get is .... no, wait. You don't get that one either.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:25 PM (ufJKx)

668 Vote McCaskill/Akin. Legitimate Rape for Everybody!!!

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:27 PM (ufJKx)

669 Mr. Akin, you said "rape" twice...

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at August 21, 2012 11:29 PM (sZTYJ)

670 Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

Posted by: Kang/Kodos '12 at August 21, 2012 11:29 PM (4ixH5)

671 Mr. Akin, you said "rape" twice...

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at August 22, 2012 03:29 AM (sZTYJ)

I like rape.

Posted by: Clay Aikin at August 21, 2012 11:30 PM (4ixH5)

672 Vote McCaskill/Akin. Promote the Welfare General.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:30 PM (ufJKx)

673 I got an achin' in mah heart while you got an Akin in yer pooper.

Posted by: Hank Williams at August 21, 2012 11:31 PM (4ixH5)

674 Vote McCaskill/Akin. You will always feel superior.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:33 PM (ufJKx)

675 McCaskill/Akin. Mud huts are good for the environment.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 11:35 PM (WnzOT)

676 McCaskill/Akin - For women that like it on top

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 11:36 PM (4ixH5)

677 Vote McCaskill/Akin. Shrill Queen or Brylcreem.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:36 PM (ufJKx)

678 McCaskill/Akin. We'll increase the chocolate ration from 20gm to 15gm!!

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 11:37 PM (WnzOT)

679 Vote McCaskill/Akin. We can get some of that REE-Form.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:38 PM (ufJKx)

680 Vote McCaskill/Akin. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:38 PM (ufJKx)

681 McCaskill/Akin. Digging mass graves creates JOBS.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 11:39 PM (WnzOT)

682 Vote McCaskill/Akin. Orwell didn't see even 1/2 of it.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:40 PM (ufJKx)

683 McCaskill/Akin. When ordinary crazy just won't cut it.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 11:40 PM (WnzOT)

684 McCaskill/Akin - Because Someone Needs To Go On Paid European Junkets

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 11:40 PM (4ixH5)

685 Vote McCaskill/Akin. That Mississippi Hydro Project will be a Winner !!!

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:41 PM (ufJKx)

686 McCaskill/Akin - Do They Speak English In What?!?

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 11:42 PM (4ixH5)

687 McCaskill/Akin. Can't take it with you, but we can take it from you.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 11:43 PM (WnzOT)

688 So it would help, I think, to point out that something on the D-plank that is..."extreme".
It the gay marriage thing a part of the Dem party platform now?

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I believe that it is.I think the Dems put it in immediately after Obama's "Groundbreaking Evolution". But you'll notice that he hasn't mentioned SSM since...it remains very unpopular among large segments of the Dem base, particularly minorities. Cynically speaking, that's probably a good strategy, many gays now believe that Obama is some champion of their "rights" while most minorities can pretend it didn't happen. And we really can't get caught up in attacking them on this, as it is a wedge issue and a distraction from the major issues.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at August 21, 2012 11:43 PM (yJYwC)

689

Omg.....Andy Levy on RedEye just pointed out that Akin has been sitting on the Congressional committee for....Science, Space and Technology.

Akin has been on the Science committee?

And he just found out that women can get pregnant from being raped?

Just shoot me....shoot me now.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 11:43 PM (mtRB0)

690 McCaskill/Akin. You can always pimp out your kids for the rent.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:43 PM (ufJKx)

691 McCaskill/Akin - You fucked up. You trusted us.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 11:44 PM (4ixH5)

692 McCaskill/Akin. Better than terminal cancer. Tastier than a shit sammich.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 11:44 PM (WnzOT)

693 McCaskill/Akin - Now's the wrong time to quit sniffing glue.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 11:46 PM (4ixH5)

694 McCaskill/Akin. Fucked. Just Fucked.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:46 PM (ufJKx)

695 McCaskill/Akin. Now your dementia will be a relief.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:47 PM (ufJKx)

696 McCaskill/Akin -Time to go full retard

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 11:47 PM (4ixH5)

697 Omg.....Andy Levy on RedEye just pointed out that Akin has beensitting on the Congressional committee for....Science, Space and Technology. Akin has beenon the Science committee? And he just found out that women can get pregnant from being raped? Just shoot me....shoot me now. Posted by: wheatie at August 22, 2012 03:43 AM (mtRB0) The Dems have been circulating a petition to get him booted off of the committee. I really hate to say it, but I agree with them that he should be off the committee. This will not end well...

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2012 11:47 PM (sZTYJ)

698 Akin has been sitting on the Congressional committee for....Science, Space and Technology.

Behold the future...

If he's been there for 3 terms, he's vested in the congressional retirement plan and can back out with 80% of what his house salary was. Not bad jack for sitting on your ass and watching sunsets

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 21, 2012 11:48 PM (WnzOT)

699 McCaskill/Akin -Fat, ugly and stupis really is the only way to go through life.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 11:48 PM (4ixH5)

700 Akin/McCaskill. Dumber than Dogshit/Dogshit.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:49 PM (ufJKx)

701

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at August 22, 2012 03:43 AM (yJYwC)

The gay marriage thing is pretty damn "extreme".....it requires that we re-define a basic element of society that has been in place for thousands of years.

It's more "extreme" than considering a baby in the womb...is a life.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 11:49 PM (mtRB0)

702 699 McCaskill/Akin -Fat, ugly and stupis really is the only way to go through life.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 22, 2012 03:48 AM (4ixH5)

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the typo adds something. I would leave that in.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:50 PM (ufJKx)

703 MORMON GANGS ARE ATTACKING BABIES!!! LITTLE THROAT-CUT BABIES BEING FUCKED BY MORMONS!~!! Goddam, am I upset.

Posted by: Shemp Smith, Qeerbait at August 21, 2012 11:51 PM (IoNBC)

704 the typo adds something. I would leave that in. Posted by: jc at August 22, 2012 03:50 AM (ufJKx) The S key just jumped out at me. I had no time to react. It was quick like lightning.

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 11:52 PM (4ixH5)

705 The gay marriage thing is pretty damn "extreme".....it requires that we re-define a basic element of society that has been in place for thousands of years. Posted by: wheatie at August 22, 2012 03:49 AM (mtRB0) That's is the lefts true M.O. and goal: To destroy the society that has evolved and grown over millennia and replace it with their own Utopian delusions. It is the common threat that ties the Jacobins, Progressives, Fascists, and Communists together. It is antithetical to America's "old Whig" Burkean traditional conservatism.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2012 11:52 PM (sZTYJ)

706 McCaskill/Akin. Why shouldn't everyone get to laugh at Missouri?

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:53 PM (ufJKx)

707 McCaskill/Akin - Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 11:53 PM (4ixH5)

708 Mornons might be great neighbors towards me, but I'm not sure that I'd be a great neighbor to them. Not that I'd attack them or anything, but the AOS Lifestyle seems to be diametrically opposed to theirs. At least when my junkie neighbors aren't beating each other in the street, I can borrow...nah, mooch...some liquor when I run out at 5 AM.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at August 21, 2012 11:54 PM (yJYwC)

709 McCaskill/Akin. We can use Truman's spinning corpse for a generator.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:54 PM (ufJKx)

710 McCaskill/Akin -Squeal like a pig, boy!

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 11:54 PM (4ixH5)

711 McCaskill/Akin -*We* put the ram in rama-lama-ding-dong

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 11:56 PM (4ixH5)

712 McCaskill/Akin. Carrot Top is too busy.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2012 11:57 PM (ufJKx)

713

708 Mornons might be great neighbors towards me, but I'm not sure that I'd be a great neighbor to them.

They would pray for you, Sockpuppet.

And probably bring you a caserole.

It would make them feel good....to have a project.

Posted by: wheatie at August 21, 2012 11:58 PM (mtRB0)

714 McCaskill/Akin -A sphincter says what?

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 21, 2012 11:59 PM (4ixH5)

715 Marriage as a concept has for the bulk of recorded history largely been a religious or non-governmental general societal concept. Its only relatively recently that the modern nation states started screwing with thousands of years of precedent making it their business and embodying it in the national legal systems. Clearly, this was initiated to reduce the influence of religions and promote the influence of the state among the populace. (exception is Islam where religion and state are indistinguishable in the Koran)

It seems clear to me its a grave mistake to infuse a nation state's legal system with the concept of marriage. Its caused way more problems than its solved.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 22, 2012 12:00 AM (WnzOT)

716 McCaskill/Akin. Why wait for an asteroid to ruin the planet?

Posted by: jc at August 22, 2012 12:01 AM (ufJKx)

717 705 The gay marriage thing is pretty damn "extreme".....it requires that we re-define a basic element of society that has been in place for thousands of years. Posted by: wheatie at August 22, 2012 03:49 AM (mtRB0) And to think, just five years ago, all we wanted was civil unions. Civil fucking unions. And as soon as it appeared that the country would accept civil unions, we would no longer be satisfied with civil unions. Don't you dare accuse us of being petulant queers. We'll be married petulant queers, or nothing!

Posted by: Petulant Queers at August 22, 2012 12:02 AM (IoNBC)

718 McCaskill/Akin. Why wait for a disaster when you can cause one?

Posted by: jc at August 22, 2012 12:03 AM (ufJKx)

719 McCaskill/Akin. If you ever wondered what its like to gouge your eyes out with a spoon.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 22, 2012 12:03 AM (WnzOT)

720 Darmok and Jalad

Posted by: At Tanagra at August 22, 2012 12:04 AM (4ixH5)

721 And as soon as it appeared that the country would accept civil unions, we would no longer be satisfied with civil unions.

Palestinian negotiating tactics.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 22, 2012 12:04 AM (WnzOT)

722 We'll be married petulant queers, or nothing!

Posted by: Petulant Queers at August 22, 2012 04:02 AM (IoNBC)

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personally, I am going to laugh my ass off at the alimony stories.

Posted by: jc at August 22, 2012 12:05 AM (ufJKx)

723 Oh well, enough frivolity...back up into the attic for more pain...

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 22, 2012 12:06 AM (WnzOT)

724 720 Darmok and Jalad

Posted by: At Tanagra at August 22, 2012 04:04 AM (4ixH5)

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Que? you dennis miller'd me on that one.

Posted by: jc at August 22, 2012 12:06 AM (ufJKx)

725 McCaskill/Akin - Rearranging deck chairs LIKE A BOSS!

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 22, 2012 12:07 AM (4ixH5)

726 The divorces are already happening...

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 22, 2012 12:07 AM (WnzOT)

727 Que? you dennis miller'd me on that one.

Posted by: jc at August 22, 2012 04:06 AM (ufJKx)

HAH!

Twas an episode of TNG.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmok

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 22, 2012 12:09 AM (4ixH5)

728 701
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at August 22, 2012 03:43 AM (yJYwC)

The gay marriage thing is pretty damn "extreme".....it requires that we re-define a basic element of society that has been in place for thousands of years.
It's more "extreme" than considering a baby in the womb...is a life.

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I agree completely.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at August 22, 2012 12:09 AM (yJYwC)

729 As if our court system wasn't clogged enough already.....now, gay divorces.

Posted by: wheatie at August 22, 2012 12:09 AM (mtRB0)

730 Shaka...when the walls fell.

Posted by: wheatie at August 22, 2012 12:11 AM (mtRB0)

731 McCaskill/Akin. A gay marriage that Works!!!

Posted by: jc at August 22, 2012 12:11 AM (ufJKx)

732 McCaskill/Akin -BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL!

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 22, 2012 12:11 AM (4ixH5)

733 I don't mean to interrupt, McCaskill, but Akin had the best gaffe of all time!

Posted by: Kanye West at August 22, 2012 12:15 AM (4ixH5)

734 McCaskill/Akin - On Golden Blonde

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 22, 2012 12:16 AM (4ixH5)

735 McCaskill/Akin. And you thought Joe was Slow.

Posted by: jc at August 22, 2012 12:17 AM (ufJKx)

736 SSM remains unpopular across a wide swath of society, as the electoral results show every time it comes up for a popular vote. Not to mention the reaction to the Chick Fil A thing. This is why Obama is not pushing it on the campaign trail. But the consensus, around here anyway, seems to be to save the social issues for after the election.

And with that, I bid you all a good morning.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at August 22, 2012 12:20 AM (yJYwC)

737 I'm divorcing my boytoy. Because he's a petulant dicksucker. Petulant. And osbsequious. The fucking bastard. Have you looked at me on FB?

Posted by: Petulant Queers at August 22, 2012 12:21 AM (IoNBC)

738 McCaskill/Akin. She's a klepto, he's just stupid.

Posted by: jc at August 22, 2012 12:26 AM (ufJKx)

739 gotta go kids.

someone tell the tea party that the McCaskill/Akin ticket can be involuntarily married to each other and ridiculed to death.

Very, very beatable.

Posted by: jc at August 22, 2012 12:29 AM (ufJKx)

740 I'm being oppressed, goddammit!! If I'm not being oppressed, what does that mean? That I'm just an ordinary, garden-variety queer? Well, that's no fuckin' fun.

Posted by: Queer as Folk at August 22, 2012 12:33 AM (IoNBC)

741 Good night, JC!

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 22, 2012 12:35 AM (4ixH5)

742 I'm gonna see about doing a few things around here. I slept for shit and I still got three and a half hours to go.

Good night, ONT!

Good morning, Vic!

Posted by: Robert's Invincible Rape Sperm at August 22, 2012 12:36 AM (4ixH5)

743 "Marriage Equality" This is simply fucking ridiculous. No one argued for "marriage equality" before this election. No one. NO ONE. Are we simply going to ignore this?

Posted by: Scobface at August 22, 2012 12:47 AM (IoNBC)

744 I'm all in favor of "marriage equality". Remove all references to marriage from Federal law and at the Federal level treat it as if it doesn't exist.

No immunity against spouses having to testify against each other.
No recognition of marriage in the tax code.
Eliminate spousal considerations from Social Security.

etc, etc.

Let each state go their own way and negotiate their own reciprocity agreements if they want to.

Call their bluff. Play chicken with them and see who swerves first.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 22, 2012 01:05 AM (WnzOT)

745 I can only hope that the United Nations steps in and George W. Bush is captured. He needs to stand trial before the enlightened nations of Europe at the International Criminal Court in The Hague. America is the ultimate rogue nation. The Wall Street machinery of international "bankers" funds the Pentagon war machine and right-wing hate against innocent brown people around the world. The machinery even attacks our beloved and wise multiracial President, Barack Obama, who I support completely. THIS MACHINE OF HATE MUST STOP!!!!! BUSH MUST SEE JUSTICE!

*SPIT!*

Posted by: KayInMaine at August 22, 2012 01:47 AM (/Aauo)

746 Kids, this is why you shouldn't do drugs.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 22, 2012 02:08 AM (WnzOT)

747 Kay puts the dead ONT out of it's misery

Posted by: zeera at August 22, 2012 02:11 AM (XtxRN)

748 Kay's post is so deliciously stupid I thought it was a sock. Bless her heart.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 22, 2012 02:30 AM (mxnUd)

749 Wake up, wake up, you little sleepy heads, get your little selves out of bed. Good Morning rons in a box, it's going to be a golden day.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 22, 2012 02:34 AM (9TTOe)

750 Is this thing on?

Posted by: Dewey, Cheatham amd Howe at August 22, 2012 05:19 AM (z9HTb)

751 289 Cold shower keeps you cool for a long time.If you got AC problems.
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Not if the moisture can't evaporate.

UIp above, somebody said that those who want to take our A/C away should be sent to live in a humid hellhole the rest of their lives. I'd agree, except they'd probably get sent down here to Da Swamp. No thanks; it's crowded enough now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 22, 2012 05:35 AM (exvgC)

752 Half of last month was 110! Fuck anti AC luddites. These are always people who live in cold climates, and don't understand the 'you can put on a sweater, but there is only so much clothing you can take off' concept.

Posted by: Lea at August 22, 2012 07:00 AM (lIU4e)

753 I arrived late to this party and just noted "the Ladies Parts Diagram". Oh. My. God. ROTF! THE LEGITIMACY Detector. HAHAHA. WOW . That says it ALL Ace. Nice. This one's a keeper. Is there an award that I could send a nomination in for this piece of brilliance? I'm still laughing. Help.

Posted by: Ragnell at August 22, 2012 08:37 PM (U+y6a)

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