August 23, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (8-23-2012)
— Maetenloch

Dream Team: The 10 Best Conservative Columnists

Okay I'm down with 8 of these but I just don't consider David Brooks or Peggy Noonan (post-2000) particularly conservative or all that great. Falling for Obama in 2008 ought to put you in the cornfield of conservative punditry for a good decade or so.

And frankly I can't recall a single memorable George Will column in years. According to hearsay he's focusing these days on the grandeur of baseball and why blue jeans and football should be banned.

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The Election According to Amazon Sales

Even NY is only 56% blue while DC is the bluest in the country with 74%.

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Tales from Development Hell: The Greatest Movies Never Made

For all the reboots/remakes/sequels being made these days there were many others that were eagerly awaited yet never got made:

This wasn't always the case, however. Six years passed between Aliens and Alien3, eight between Batman & Robin and Batman Begins -- and an unthinkable eighteen fallow years between Superman IV: The Quest for Peace and Superman Returns. So what was going on for all that time?

...With my next book, Tales from Development Hell, I chose a variety of projects -- a few stillborn, others aborted, one or two with a particularly painful gestation -- which aimed to illustrate the kinds of problems which can beset a film, even when some of Hollywood's heaviest hitters are involved.

Why were Oliver Stone's and James Cameron's thrilling takes on the Planet of the Apes property rejected in favor of Tim Burton's unimaginative "re-imagining"? How come even the combined muscle of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Paul Verhoeven, at the height of their powers, couldn't get Crusade off the ground? How did Outbreak get a green light when Ridley Scott's The Hot Zone, set to star Robert Redford and Jodie Foster, did not?

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The Culture that is Iceland

When you're a Scandi stuck on a barren, arctic island, you get your jollies where you can:

Seven-year-old Jón Haukur Vignisson unexpectedly won the highest score among non-professionals in the annual national ram groping tournament organized by the Sheep Farming Museum in Hólmavík, the Strandir region in the West Fjords, last weekend.

...Ram gropers are of all ages and walks of life. Among the prizes is sperm from the Insemination Center of West Iceland, which is much appreciated among sheep farmers.

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How to Eat a Watermelon Correctly

You're doing it all wrong.

The Fork Cartel many years ago sort of brainwashed people into thinking they're supposed to eat a watermelon with a fork just in an attempt to sell forks.

Why Bank Robberies Don't Pay

The first problem is that the typical return on a bank robbery is pretty modest. Over a three-year period, one thing or another went wrong and 1/3 of UK bank robbers got away with no money at all. The average haul for a successful heist was around £30,000 (or about $47,000). Even then, about 1/5 of successful robbers were later caught, arrested and convicted, and in some cases the money recovered.

The economists did discover a few ways that would-be Dillingers could increase their gains. Their data showed that each additional member of a robbery crew raises the expected value of the haul by £9,033.20 (~ $14,216 USD). "A larger gang may have spent more time on planning and reconnoitering," they write. "In short, it may be more professional, and the larger returns may reflect that." A large crew has one obvious drawback, though: there are more people that have to split the loot. If the crew divvies out the cash equally, "although the total haul goes up, the haul per person goes down."

They also found that packing heat has a positive effect on the take, and "the threat of firearm use in a bank raid raises the unconditional expected value of the robbery by £10,300.50 [$16,210 USD]," on average.

Given that you have a 50/50 chance of being caught by your 3rd heist, clearly you're better off running a brokerage firm and 'losing' a billion or two.

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24 Awesomely Bad Names

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Interview with the Anal Tat Girl

So 22 year-old Maria Louise Del Rosario became internet-famous last week after she was videoed getting an anal tattoo at the Florida Tattoo Expo. And in this interview she explains all - and pretty much confirms every hypothesis you've ever formed about the kind of girl who gets anal tattoos.

On her first anal tat (the video is of her second third?):

"When I got it tattooed, he held my cheeks open while I was choking myself from the pain. Then we ended up breaking up because he said he couldn't see us getting married or starting a family."

On her fame:

Then she met Rockwood, who "hated seeing Vince there when we had sex," so she got "Rockwood" tattooed over her old one for his birthday. She claims Rockwood eventually got her thrown in jail for stealing.

...Now Del Rosario wants to take on a career in "modeling shit," which, according to her Facebook page, is a regular hobby of hers.

Currently the over/under for Maria's lifespan is 39.5 years.

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1 There's a link at the colour ballpoint pen drawings to these b&w ones that are very good too.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2012 06:28 PM (vDl/w)

2 And frankly I can't recall a single memorable George Will column in years.



blue jeans wearing commie

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 06:28 PM (tw6Ar)

3 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 23, 2012 06:29 PM (JMmQ9)

4 Steyn, you lucky bastid!

Posted by: fluffy at August 23, 2012 06:30 PM (4pSIn)

5 I never liked watermelon. Looking at it you think it's going to taste like a giant sweet strawberry, only to be disappointed by its melon like blandness. I like watermelon candy, though.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 23, 2012 06:30 PM (zrpqj)

6 as for Sandman, that's because Gaiman never wanted it to be made into a movie. Closest thing he said he would be okay with is a film on Death and even then, he's wishy washy on it

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 06:30 PM (tw6Ar)

7 Thanks for the link, Maetenloch.

Posted by: John Farrier at August 23, 2012 06:31 PM (JhUc9)

8 No way in hell that guy's real name is Mike Litoris.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 23, 2012 06:31 PM (0CiTm)

9

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 23, 2012 10:30 PM (zrpqj)


drill hole, pour vodka in it, seal hole and put into a fridge. Do it for two days and it's great for a party

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 06:32 PM (tw6Ar)

10 Third anal tattoo? Really?  It boggles the mind.

Posted by: someone at August 23, 2012 06:33 PM (bqjJT)

11 Surprised that David Brooks made a list like that from PJ Media.  I definitely would not consider him a member of any conservative dream team.

Posted by: Adam at August 23, 2012 06:34 PM (/YJYi)

12

Okay I'm down with 8 of these but I just don't consider David Brooks or Peggy Noonan

Replace Peggy Noonan with Michelle Malkin. Replace David Brooks with fucking anyone.

Posted by: fluffy at August 23, 2012 06:34 PM (4pSIn)

13 Re: Awesomely bad names...

..no Dick Trickle?

Posted by: Palandine at August 23, 2012 06:35 PM (g7D8V)

14

How to properly eat a watermelon

 

First, you cut a hole in and  dump a bottle of vodka in it.

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2012 06:35 PM (GULKT)

15 Replace David Brooks with fucking anyone.

Hi there!

Posted by: chemjeff at August 23, 2012 06:35 PM (d/5qf)

16 oops, sock fail, let's try that again

Posted by: chemjeff at August 23, 2012 06:35 PM (d/5qf)

17 DUNGAREES!

Posted by: George Will at August 23, 2012 06:35 PM (9tluB)

18 Replace David Brooks with fucking anyone.

Hi there!!!

Posted by: Todd Akin at August 23, 2012 06:36 PM (d/5qf)

19 10 It just keeps widening for some strange reason, I'm sure.

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 06:36 PM (ruiF1)

20 And frankly I can't recall a single memorable George Will column in years. According to hearsay he's focusing these days on the grandeur of baseball and why blue jeans and football should be banned. --His column on the book about how beer saved civilization was pretty damn good: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/09/AR2008070901934.html

Posted by: logprof at August 23, 2012 06:36 PM (Khf/F)

21

I've been seeing these Amazon booksales charts and maps lately, and I have to wonder - are sales always conservative leaning, or do conservatives just have more recent books out.

 

Some of the 'blue' books were pretty old.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at August 23, 2012 06:36 PM (71iUa)

22

Hi there!

Get your spikes on, Kid. Yer on deck.

Posted by: fluffy at August 23, 2012 06:36 PM (4pSIn)

23 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2012 06:37 PM (6o4Fb)

24 Yeah, once you've been watching the interior of your honey's starfish for over ten minutes, the fairytale magic has kinda worn off.

Speaking of delving after dingleberries, I seriously doubt that Cameron or Stone could have delivered a better movie than Burton managed. Cameron would have given us noble-savage nonsense. Stone would have at least given us some gory chimpy face chewing and orang rape, but... actually, that's all he'd have done. The movie would have been disgusting.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 23, 2012 06:37 PM (QTHTd)

25

>>Steyn, you lucky bastid!

 

The soiled panty factor in the photo is set to 11.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2012 06:38 PM (9tluB)

26 Man that chick is so messed up I can't believe I never dated her.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 23, 2012 06:38 PM (0CiTm)

27

oops, sock fail, let's try that again

Fuck it, still better than David the Drycleaner.

Posted by: fluffy at August 23, 2012 06:38 PM (4pSIn)

28

Hey gang! Happy almost Friday!

 

Mark Steyn and Clarice Feldman are tied for first on my list as top conservative columnists - just can't decide between the two. 

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 23, 2012 06:39 PM (W5So8)

29 Some of those "greatest movies never made" actually sound like they'd suck. I've actually read William Gibson script for Alien 3 and it's . . . kind of lame, actually. He wrote it in 1987 and it has Space Commies. This is a guy who actually predicted the fall of Soviet Communism in his cyberpunk novels, but apparently he decided that the aliens had to fight Space Commies.

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 23, 2012 06:39 PM (mkv9V)

30 You need fresher melons

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2012 06:39 PM (WkuV6)

31 30 You need fresher melons

That's why I like 'em young and sweet

Posted by: Roman Polanski at August 23, 2012 06:40 PM (d/5qf)

32 And Peggy Noonan? I used to know a pretty good columnist by that name.  Wonder what happened to her?

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 23, 2012 06:40 PM (W5So8)

33 Ah hell unleash the FRUM!

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 06:40 PM (LRFds)

34 I don't get that last chart: Forrest Gump was released the same year as the Rwandan genocide (1994). I think the chartmakers already have a fuzzy memory.

Posted by: logprof at August 23, 2012 06:41 PM (Khf/F)

35

>>You need fresher melons

 

This site is infantile.  It's  just people obsessed with breasts!

Posted by: Pam Geller at August 23, 2012 06:41 PM (9tluB)

36 Austin has a vasectomy specialist named Dr. Dick Chop. Awesome name.

Posted by: King Shabazz Dingaling at August 23, 2012 06:42 PM (pUOpM)

37 This is a guy who actually predicted the fall of Soviet Communism in his cyberpunk novels, but apparently he decided that the aliens had to fight Space Commies.

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Despite repeated historical failures, self-impressed moral idiots continue to try and implement the Communist blueprint for society.  Perhaps Gibson was simply trying to show that we'll hardly be free of idealistic morons in the future.

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 23, 2012 06:42 PM (+/VIS)

38 yeah there is a doctor here in town called Dr. Bonebrake

thankfully, he is an eye doctor, not a chiropractor

Posted by: chemjeff at August 23, 2012 06:42 PM (d/5qf)

39

Ah hell unleash the FRUM!

Send him up to see M-Clog. Lots of dairy farms in the Vee Tee.

Posted by: fluffy at August 23, 2012 06:43 PM (4pSIn)

40 Obsessed with NICE breasts Pam, you don't count.

Posted by: King Shabazz Dingaling at August 23, 2012 06:43 PM (pUOpM)

41 on the flipside, the third episode of Walking Dead is finally done and should be out in the next two weeks

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 06:43 PM (tw6Ar)

42 I went to high school with a Dick Burns (he called himself Rich), and to college with a Richard Wang.

Posted by: Armando at August 23, 2012 06:43 PM (lyStv)

43 32 Theresa, Early onset dementia, an addiction to hopium, and cold turkey withdrawl....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 06:44 PM (LRFds)

44 There's always room for "mellonage":

http://youtu.be/oLSeSAcUwjI

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 06:44 PM (ruiF1)

45 Back that thang up bitch, let me see if you've got anything illegal up that ass......That's how we ho.....

Posted by: Big Sis at August 23, 2012 06:45 PM (BVkEs)

46 I declare the awesomely bad names link already awesomely bad for forcing me to download ultiple pics to see the list. If Dick Swett is not on the list it's worthless.

Posted by: logprof at August 23, 2012 06:45 PM (Khf/F)

47 39 fluffy, Glug glug glug tastes just like real butter covered in buter //Frum

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 06:45 PM (LRFds)

48 I interviewed a job candidate named Phat Ho once.  Fortunately it was a phone interview, because the panel really had a hard time keeping a straight face amongst us.

"So... Mr Ho... um... tell us your background."

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 23, 2012 06:46 PM (+/VIS)

49 No, these were Space Vietnamese and Space Russkies. Hammer and sickle on the spaceship Space Commies. And -- get this -- they were in a Cold War style stalemate with the capitalist/democratic powers back on Earth. Because any time you've got Space Commies you have to have a Cold War.

It just felt lazy.

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 23, 2012 06:47 PM (mkv9V)

50 Hyman Shocker might be the best name since Dick Armey.

Posted by: holygoat at August 23, 2012 06:47 PM (auGuV)

51

The odd things one learns on the ONT.

 

Another  odd thing  I learned today  is that Leonard Lemoy was in the  fourth  season  of Mission Impossible.

Posted by: Polliwogette, teahada hobbit who wants some R & R at August 23, 2012 06:47 PM (8sEhR)

52 Perhaps Gibson was simply trying to show that we'll hardly be free of idealistic morons in the future.

The two good Alien movies both had a corporation as the villain, in effect. It was the Left's caricature of Halliburton / Blackwater.

After all the horribleness that Weyland-Yutani got up to, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a reaction and that by the time of Alien 3, Earth had gone commie.


Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 23, 2012 06:47 PM (QTHTd)

53 Luke N. DeMouth, M.D.

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 06:47 PM (Wp4rQ)

54 Damn you Maetenloch, I wasted 1.65 minutes of my life watching that watermelon tutorial.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at August 23, 2012 06:48 PM (71iUa)

55 I was but a young 19-yo, fresh out of my 2-year course in medical/secretarial, working as a receptionist for a GP, when I got a call regarding one of my doctor's patients, a Mr. Aho.  I'm sure I made some funny noises before I found my voice again and as politely and calmly as I could asked "Could you spell that name for me, please?"

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 23, 2012 06:48 PM (W5So8)

56

Twenty years ago I had a mild crush on Peggy Noonan.  She was pretty and a little winsom.  Sometime in the middle of "The Bush Years" something snapped inside her.  The combination of the shock of 9/11 (she lived pretty close to that) and then the incredible visceral hatred of Bush by the Left (and a lot of people in NY City) drove her around the bend.  I really kind of loathe her these days.  She has lost whatever it was that she once believed in, back when she wrote "What I Saw at the Revolution".

 

Her ex-husband, Richard Rahn, is quite a smart guy and a behind the scenes thinker for the Republican Party..  He only has one eye and wears a patch. So he's a bit of a pirate. ARrrrrrrgh!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at August 23, 2012 06:48 PM (sJTmU)

57 I would like to thank Grand Chief Marshal Centurion Maetenloch for making it possible for me to have this wonderful ONT that I am responsible for. Thank you and thank me.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at August 23, 2012 06:49 PM (vDl/w)

58 Ram groping eh? I am wondering if Jihadi Jim entering makes it an international event?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 06:49 PM (LRFds)

59 49 No, these were Space Vietnamese and Space Russkies. Hammer and sickle on the spaceship Space Commies. And -- get this -- they were in a Cold War style stalemate with the capitalist/democratic powers back on Earth. Because any time you've got Space Commies you have to have a Cold War.

It just felt lazy.

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Ah... yeah.   I guess maybe if you are going for camp or parody that would work.  Hard to play a chest-bursting for laughs tho...

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 23, 2012 06:49 PM (+/VIS)

60 Noonan wrote this truth in 2005: A Separate Peace http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122487970866167655.html

What I didn't know at the time is that it was a peek into what Noonan, herself, was considering; to make a separate peace with liberalism.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 23, 2012 06:50 PM (QTHTd)

61 You know, if they'd had the Space Commies as a revolutionary movement against the Big Nasty Corporation, that would have been pretty cool. Especially if they showed that revolutionaries can be pretty nasty, too.

But this was simply cutting and pasting the Cold War from 1980s Earth into (whenever the Alien movies take place) Outer Space. As I said, lazy.

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 23, 2012 06:50 PM (mkv9V)

62 Ah... yeah. I guess maybe if you are going for camp or parody that would work. Hard to play a chest-bursting for laughs tho...

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 23, 2012 10:49 PM (+/VIS)

 

You would be wrong sir!

Posted by: Mel Brooks at August 23, 2012 06:50 PM (GULKT)

63 I'll be in my pantry

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at August 23, 2012 06:51 PM (zZJJp)

64 Oops, my post 52 crossed wires with Trimegistus 49.

Yeah, that IS lazy writing.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 23, 2012 06:51 PM (QTHTd)

65

Boulder Hobo - that's what she wrote to keep from self-destructing in "The Bush Years".  Her social life would have collapsed had she kept support GWB.

 

So sad.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at August 23, 2012 06:52 PM (sJTmU)

66 It's pretty sad but an absolute fact that you can get five random fans together and crank out plot ideas 10x better than anything Hollyweird actually produces.

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 23, 2012 06:53 PM (+/VIS)

67 I worked with an engineer from Ford named "Justin Case"

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 23, 2012 06:53 PM (JMmQ9)

68 We had a guy in the nav named Buster Cherry. but I suspect "Buster" was a nickname.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 23, 2012 06:55 PM (0CiTm)

69 Oh. And in case no one has mentioned it yet, yes, I am indeed a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at August 23, 2012 06:56 PM (vDl/w)

70 66 It's pretty sad but an absolute fact that you can get five random fans together and crank out plot ideas 10x better than anything Hollyweird actually produces. Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 23, 2012 10:53 PM (+/VIS) Yes.

Posted by: AWESOME-O at August 23, 2012 06:57 PM (Khf/F)

71 What a ludicrous name.

Posted by: buster hymen at August 23, 2012 06:57 PM (vDl/w)

72 60 Boulder Hobo, The kindest interpretation I can make is the hoi polloi blueblood cons thought if they made a blood sacrifice of Bush they could appease the moonbat gods and together we'd end the war. Hey Peg it's seven years on and Barack's killed more service member's than Bush can I have our GOP unity back please? Was the hope worth it?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 06:57 PM (LRFds)

73 Kewel ONT.  Maet, you bring teh esoteric!

Posted by: RushBabe at August 23, 2012 06:57 PM (tQHzJ)

74

My wife interviewed for a job where the HR director (or someone) was Terry Hurd. The next person she spoke to fucked up the name.

Apparently, Mrs fluffy handled that with humor and tact and scored big points.

Posted by: fluffy at August 23, 2012 06:57 PM (4pSIn)

75 Early Good Night everybody and GOOD MORNING, Vic, Cooth, if you should see this ... the window is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 23, 2012 06:58 PM (xNOVO)

76 Time to stop lazing around, AWESOME-O, it's time for my hand job. Chop. Chop. Quick now.

Posted by: butters stotch at August 23, 2012 06:58 PM (vDl/w)

77 In regards to the anal tat, I saw what was possibly the biggest redneck in the south at a rock concert several years ago.  It was The Waffle House and I'm not talking just the logo, I'm talking resteraunt, sign, parking lot, and even cars, all over this woman's back.

Posted by: Adam at August 23, 2012 06:59 PM (/YJYi)

78 But, no, I'm not Polish no matter how hard you try.

Posted by: Harry Turd at August 23, 2012 07:00 PM (vDl/w)

79

Posted by: Adam at August 23, 2012 10:59 PM (/YJYi)


at least it wasn't the Huddle House

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 07:00 PM (tw6Ar)

80

We've gone from Grace Kelly to women who lie awake at night thinking of external and now internal body parts they can have ink permanently assigned to.  It's beyond fucking depressing.

 

 

Posted by: Reggie1971 at August 23, 2012 07:01 PM (c9PA0)

81

Anybody else put salt on their watermelon?   My wife is Chinese and she thinks that's insane, but it's the way I've always eaten it since childhood.  And she sprinkles sugar on tomato slices, so she's got no right to criticize.

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 23, 2012 07:02 PM (QjSgY)

82 Heh. The old dude didn't let u see while he opened a 1.175 inch hole in said watermelon and inverted a 4/5 quart bottle of vodka into the hole and then went to bed. Old dude ate one serving of infused watermelon for breakfast and one serving for lunch with a spoon and did not lose one damned drop!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 23, 2012 07:02 PM (tr9ez)

83 It's beyond, "The president is overwhelmed." The presidency is overwhelmed. The whole government is. And people sense when an institution is overwhelmed.
***
This is a core problem with socialism.

You cannot effectively centralize all decision making in a modern economy in an insulated and unaccountable group of "experts".

And every year it gets worse as government acquires more power and the economy gets more complex.

This should be the era of freedom - especially with the fall of the Soviet Union - but liberalism has grown, basically unstopped, since the late 90s.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2012 07:02 PM (AUeaU)

84 I have come across

Dick Lappin
Boy Toy
Alan Horny


Posted by: Scanner Dan at August 23, 2012 07:03 PM (qmNJN)

85

Judge:  Mr. Steyn, did you, or did you not, give the Scandi on your left, the Scandi on your right, and the Scandi behind you, anal tattoos?

 

Mark Steyn: *Look of sheepishness*

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at August 23, 2012 07:03 PM (c/CJd)

86

Wife puts sugar and milk on avocado...

 

cannot suppress the gag reflex.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 23, 2012 07:03 PM (tr9ez)

87 I've put salt on chocolate chip cookies before. Seriously, salt goes into cookie dough anyway, and sometimes they don't put enough.

I don't understand salt in margaritas, though.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 23, 2012 07:04 PM (QTHTd)

88

Anyone else watching Titans/Cardinals preseason?  Kicker just had to kick 3 field goals in a row because of offensive penalties, and he made all 3.  It's been an interesting game. 

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 23, 2012 07:04 PM (W5So8)

89

Anybody else put salt on their watermelon?

My mother does.

Posted by: fluffy at August 23, 2012 07:04 PM (4pSIn)

90 What's that... A camaro in front of a self-storage Unit?  Reeking of class, that one.

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 23, 2012 07:05 PM (QjSgY)

91 83 At the current rate of "devolution" in this country, Maria Louise Del Rosario will soon be the "composite" that Prez'nit Pantload alluded to.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at August 23, 2012 11:02 PM (vbh31) 

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Some may argue this has already occurred.



Posted by: Julia, pronounced "hoo-le-ahh" at August 23, 2012 07:05 PM (+/VIS)

92 81 66chev, Si si...the chinese pallet attempts to target the area near the adnoids and the sides of the tongue

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 07:05 PM (73iaV)

93 Is that Mark Steyn? Yes it is.....

Posted by: annie at August 23, 2012 07:05 PM (jIdmn)

94

I've put salt on chocolate chip cookies before. Seriously, salt goes into cookie dough anyway, and sometimes they don't put enough

Peggie Lawton choco chip cookies are noticably salty.

Posted by: fluffy at August 23, 2012 07:06 PM (4pSIn)

95 George Will hasn't been able to get the ball over the plate much these past few decades, but he helped me get through the dreadfully dark Carter years without offing myself. I've always been grateful to him for that.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at August 23, 2012 07:06 PM (IlZPo)

96

Say, did you 'rons know that Big Sis/Eric Withholder appear to have it in for Truthers?  If you're a vet you have an even bigger target on your back.  Beck spoke with the atty for the former Virginia marine who was taken from his home (sans warrant) and forcibly committed to a psych ward.  Vets across the country have been contacting his lawyer at the Rutherford Institute to say it's alarming to say the least. 

 

https://www.rutherford.org/

Posted by: RushBabe at August 23, 2012 07:07 PM (tQHzJ)

97 Am i the only one who got worried when old man pedo up there started making precisely measured 1 5/8" holes in a watermelon and talking about surprise ingredients?

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at August 23, 2012 07:07 PM (zZJJp)

98 Maria Louise Del Rosario

What I notice here is that this lady is, I am guessing, Spanish or at least Latina. But her parents aspired for her to be something greater - by which I mean, of course, French.

I wonder if the del Rosarios had a time machine, they'd have just said to hell with it and chosen "Tupac" as a middle name

Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 23, 2012 07:07 PM (QTHTd)

99 84, they would argue that computers make it all possible

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2012 07:07 PM (WkuV6)

100 21 Some of the 'blue' books were pretty old.

 

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at August 23, 2012 10:36 PM (71iUa)

 

I suspect a lot of the 'blue' books are required reading in any number of college courses.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at August 23, 2012 07:07 PM (vXucy)

101 Bill Clinton is fucking another White House intern: Barack Obama

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 23, 2012 07:07 PM (BVkEs)

102 Anybody else put salt on their watermelon?

I don't do that, but do put salt and pepper on cantaloupe.  So it doesn't sound too weird to me.
 

Posted by: someone at August 23, 2012 07:08 PM (bqjJT)

103 It's all a matter of taste, of course, but generally speaking, salt is put into cookie dough for reasons of food chemistry, not taste. Salt helps keep the dough the proper density when it is baked.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at August 23, 2012 07:08 PM (IlZPo)

104 Watching the Rock Center Mormon special now. Mormons are a bit like Charlie Brown; we keep hoping the MSM will let us kick the football, and finally portray us properly, and yet it always seems to get yanked away. Yet still we hope. Ugh.

Posted by: LizLem at August 23, 2012 07:08 PM (6VkFb)

105

Anybody else put salt on their watermelon?

I do.  Whole family does,

Posted by: RushBabe at August 23, 2012 07:10 PM (tQHzJ)

106 I went to high school with a guy named Robin Hood.  My dad worked with a John Ripper (AKA. Jack).

Posted by: TheOtherJay at August 23, 2012 07:10 PM (nojhZ)

107 If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned or regulated for everyone. If a Republican is homosexual, he leads his life. If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a Democrat is down and out, he wonders who is going to take care of him. If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. if a Democrat doesn't like a talk show host, he demands that he/she be taken off the air. If  a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. If a  Democrat is a non-believer, he wants any mention of God and  religion silenced. If a Republican needs health care, he shops for it, or finds a job that provides it. If a Democrat needs health care, he demands that the rest of us provide it. If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can reflect on it. If a Democrat gets it, he will delete it because he's "offended". Well, I forwarded it.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 23, 2012 07:11 PM (e8kgV)

108 Am i the only one who got worried when old man pedo up there started making precisely measured 1 5/8" holes in a watermelon and talking about surprise ingredients?

Sometimes a watermelon is just a watermelon

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, ready for his diversity training at August 23, 2012 07:11 PM (QTHTd)

109 97 Rushbabe, They thoroughly hate the skills we learn. They also know that if the military community told all its stories it'd be bad for Choom. So any excuse to control you they'll use if able. Choom may have never joined by all the glory is his eh?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 07:12 PM (73iaV)

110
***
I'm always amused by the focus on evil corporations in the State Media, considering how at odds it is with actual history.

The worst corporate action* I can think of would be the Bhopal gas tragedy. Through criminal negligence, Union Carbide killed something like 10,000 people. Horrible indeed.

But the list of governments that have murdered more then that is long. Rommel estimates fifteen in the 20th century that have killed at least a 100x more. Interestingly, in only 3 of those cases has the State Media shown any significant interest in covering them - National Socialist Germany, Imperial Japan, and Communist Cambodia.


*Actually the state government had its hands dirty too...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2012 07:14 PM (AUeaU)

111 #97 I didn't read it but Drudge has a link about the Marine having been released or, at least, ordered released by a judge.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2012 07:14 PM (vDl/w)

Posted by: Baldy at August 23, 2012 07:15 PM (opS9C)

113 Yahoo's search page has a Reuters story about how Mitt Romney's Bain Capital used "Arcane rules" to dodge taxes.  Doesn't that mean he followed the rules?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 23, 2012 07:15 PM (JKNDp)

114 Watermelon bland? Did no one ever tell you that you either cut or dig the heart out of it for yourself before anyone else can get to it? Midnight at the watermelon patch with a long fillet knife is the way I was told to do it. Never did it myself but that's what I was told.

Posted by: teej at August 23, 2012 07:16 PM (PNi9V)

115 Yahoo's search page has a Reuters story about how Mitt Romney's Bain Capital used "Arcane rules" to dodge taxes. Doesn't that mean he followed the rules?
___
SUCKERS!

Posted by: Lil Timmy Geithner at August 23, 2012 07:17 PM (AUeaU)

116 103 Anybody else put salt on their watermelon?

I don't do that, but do put salt and pepper on cantaloupe. So it doesn't sound too weird to me.

Posted by: someone at August 23, 2012 11:08 PM (bqjJT)



Love salt on watermelon and cantaloupe (and apples, etc). Never tried pepper. Will try it with a bite next time.

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 23, 2012 07:17 PM (BVkEs)

117 118
I'm gonna get one of those squeaker tats. It's going to say I Heart Obama!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 23, 2012 11:16 PM (hvwLi)

---

You should go for a portrait- you have the asshole already, just needs some ears.

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 23, 2012 07:17 PM (+/VIS)

118 The Icelanders are insane. They even have a Penis Museum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum Or to put it in cartoon form: http://satwcomic.com/the-collection

Posted by: Pólitískur Hattur at August 23, 2012 07:18 PM (sZTYJ)

119 Hilarious facebook status update (does not link to FB)

http://tinyurl.com/cdtu9ok


Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2012 07:18 PM (AUeaU)

120

Posted by: fluffy at August 23, 2012 11:04 PM (4pSIn)

 

Are you Southern?  Is that a Southern thing?  Because most of my family is from the Piedmont region, and there was always a salt shaker sitting by the watermelon at family reunions on both sides of the family.

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 23, 2012 07:18 PM (QjSgY)

121 We're here at the Lakeshore W in Chicago for a few days, our son's wedding this Sunday, and meanwhile in the runup, I'm studying the behavior of metrosexual hipster douchebags. Can someone turn off the dance track?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 23, 2012 07:18 PM (uhW+R)

122

Those Icelandic hand warmers are crazy.  Got any ideas what they use for hand dryers?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 23, 2012 07:18 PM (JKNDp)

123 Sacred honor compels me to say that I continued to dig into that hole, keeping it very carefully majored at 1 and 15/16th inches diameter.

Posted by: Will Folks at August 23, 2012 07:19 PM (2jQGY)

124 115 Ohio Dan, Yup. Ranks up there with "no controlling legal authority" meaning two entirely different things depending on party designation. I look forward to Corzine's trial when we get power.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 07:19 PM (73iaV)

125 The photo of the red-haired guy? Jeff Gannon or Mark Stein? Or are they the same person?

Posted by: Mary Jane Rottencrotch at August 23, 2012 07:21 PM (pqYYP)

126

18-1, that was a good 'un!  :-)

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 23, 2012 07:22 PM (W5So8)

127 I'm gonna get one of those squeaker tats. It's going to say I Heart Obama!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 23, 2012 11:16 PM (hvwLi)
---You should go for a portrait- you have the asshole already, just needs some ears.

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 23, 2012 11:17 PM (+/VIS)

 

----------------------------------

 

Agggghhh....the mental picture of those dangling,wobbling earlobes in about 10 years....aaauuuugggghhhhhdamnyou 

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 23, 2012 07:22 PM (QjSgY)

128 121  Will try it with a bite next time.

I know it's not for everyone, but I'm a bit of a pepperhead: I put black pepper in most things, and cayenne in many others(I especially like a bit in chocolate)

Posted by: someone at August 23, 2012 07:22 PM (bqjJT)

129 Are you Southern? Is that a Southern thing? Becausemost of my family is from the Piedmont region, and there wasalways a salt shaker sitting by the watermelon at family reunions on both sides of the family.

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 23, 2012 11:18 PM (QjSgY)


it's a taste thing as salt pulls out the flavor out of most veggies and fruits

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 07:22 PM (tw6Ar)

130 Re political books - before my local Borders closed last year, every time I went in there the liberal books were at eye level while the conservative books were either up at the ceiling or down on the floor, even when the conservative books were bestsellers, so I always stealthily moved the conservative books to the eye-level shelves and hid the liberal books.  Petty, perhaps, but it made me feel better.

Posted by: Biancaneve at August 23, 2012 07:22 PM (UaBrT)

131 How do you tattoo a hole? Isn't that what an anus is? The surrounding tissue is all puckered so I can't figure out how that would work either. There's another problem. What if you develop hemmorhoids? Wouldn't that mess up the picture?

Posted by: butt ugly at August 23, 2012 07:23 PM (YQHqe)

132 No, these were Space Vietnamese and Space Russkies. Hammer and sickle on the spaceship Space Commies. And -- get this -- they were in a Cold War style stalemate with the capitalist/democratic powers back on Earth. Because any time you've got Space Commies you have to have a Cold War. It just felt lazy. Posted by: Trimegistus at August 23, 2012 10:47 PM (mkv9V) It also irked me that the movie/book 2012 had American/Commie cold war as the central conflict. Of course, I'm still irked that they lied to me with that movie about Jupiter: It didn't blow up in the year 2010! I was so disappointed because explosions are cool...

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 23, 2012 07:23 PM (sZTYJ)

133 Tattooing an anus would be like tattooing a navel. Doesn't seem possible in a pictorial sense.

Posted by: navel gazing at August 23, 2012 07:25 PM (YQHqe)

134 #137

Not petty. Counter-insurgent.

Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 07:25 PM (kcfmt)

135 I like a little salt on watermelon.  If you think that's weird, my daughter brought over homeade bacon jam.  She gave me a little on a pretzel.  Brace yourself for this.   I know I blaspheme but it stinks.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 23, 2012 07:25 PM (JKNDp)

136 I still love Peggy Noonan's writing, but I never thought her column was meant to be a presentation of conservative opinion. Noonan simply writes her take on how the American public is reacting/will react to whatever political maneuvers are the topic du jour. And personally I think she's fantastic at it, primarily because she starts from a conservative perspective. Despite all the aspersions cast upon her for it, she absolutely nailed the public's reaction to Obama. I think a lot of conservatives mistook her understanding of the public's enthusiasm for him as having drunk the kool-aid herself, but she declared her vote for McCain the day before the 2008 election, so she was never an Obama voter. At the same time, she also nailed the public's initial disgust with the Democrats' attacks on Palin, and wrote a scathing critique in her defense. I would definitely put Noonan in the top 10 list of conservative columnists. David "Crease" Brooks, on the other hand, I would not.

Posted by: Caiwyn at August 23, 2012 07:27 PM (9dlCF)

137 Remember an anus is the first letter of Jugears name. Seems fitting.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 23, 2012 07:27 PM (JKNDp)

138 141 #137 Not petty. Counter-insurgent. Posted by: epobirs I also recommend putting a copy of yesterdays liberal paper on top of the stack of the current issue in newpaper machines. People just walk away.

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2012 07:27 PM (WkuV6)

139

You're talking watermelons. That's racist.

Posted by: spitting seeds into the wind at August 23, 2012 07:28 PM (YQHqe)

140 #139

I'd be even more upset that we didn't manned interplanetary missions in 2010. We don't even go to the Moon anymore. Only a dozen humans have been beyond low Earth orbit and they're all quite elderly now.

It's as if Columbus came back and the Spanish crown declared it had just been a stunt to show the Brits who really ruled the oceans and no more trips would be necessary.

Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 07:29 PM (kcfmt)

141  
   good evening, good people. Today marked one of my favoritest times, the County Fair opened.  Love cruising them and sampling the insane food offered.  We have a whole week to enjoy this once a year binge, and I make sure to do so.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 23, 2012 07:29 PM (SAMxH)

142 145

Too much effort. Scent mark it.

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 07:30 PM (ruiF1)

143 It's as if Columbus came back and the Spanish crown declared it had just been a stunt to show the Brits who really ruled the oceans and no more trips would be necessary. Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 11:29 PM (kcfmt) They just couldn't pay my high fees as director...

Posted by: Stanley Kubrick at August 23, 2012 07:31 PM (sZTYJ)

144

May get flamed for this one, but Ann Coulter has got to be included in this list.

 

Any conservative who can produce eight bestsellers and sell well over 3,000,000 books deserves at least an honorable mention.

Posted by: Icedog at August 23, 2012 07:32 PM (PTS+l)

145 My dad used to put salt on his watermelon.  Also on apples.  It brings out the sweetness.

Also, I lived in a town that had a urologist named Richard Tapper.  He specialized in vasectomies.  I am not kidding.

But the best married couple's name that I knew of were Ace and Dodo Leske...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 23, 2012 07:33 PM (9gJlM)

146 143 Caiwyn, She declared she voted for McCain, a lie I'd wager because she almost lost her career in 2 weeks. She had quite the perspective on the Hopiate of duh masses because, rather than do her job she embraced her new shiny. She betrayed her cause, and the candidate she had bemoaned not getting the nod when she started left. I am not certain I'll ever spend another dime on her work, and I am not sure I'll ever let several of her companions from the right who happily sold us Chance the Gardener rather than brought forth the reality back into the warm campfire of my heart.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 07:33 PM (73iaV)

147 I would put Iowahawk on the list - 140 characters is an art

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2012 07:33 PM (WkuV6)

148

Lost this on first posting.  Belly button tats. 

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http://tinyurl.com/8kc6u8l

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 I figured anus tats wouldn't pass the smell test. 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 23, 2012 07:34 PM (JKNDp)

149

142  I like a little salt on watermelon

RINO!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe (Dem God of RINO war) at August 23, 2012 07:34 PM (Shrag)

150 Anyone else watching Titans/Cardinals preseason? Kicker just had to kick 3 field goals in a row because of offensive penalties, and he made all 3.



Missed that, but way to go kicker!!!!  And everybody thinks it's an easy job...

Posted by: NC Ref at August 23, 2012 07:34 PM (/izg2)

151 My favorite quote from the anal tattoo video:

"I've got two guys' names on it."

Posted by: Armando at August 23, 2012 07:34 PM (lyStv)

152 151 May get flamed for this one, but Ann Coulter has got to be included in this list.

Any conservative who can produce eightbestsellers and sell well over 3,000,000 books deserves at least an honorable mention.

Posted by: Icedog at August 23, 2012 11:32 PM (PTS+l)

 

She's certainly more deserving than Peggy Noonan or David Brooks.

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2012 07:35 PM (GULKT)

153 Watermelon?! That's RAAACIST!!1!

Posted by: Social SCIENCE Graduate Student at August 23, 2012 07:35 PM (sZTYJ)

154 so I always stealthily moved the conservative books to the eye-level shelves and hid the liberal books

There's always the trick of sneakily turning the Penn State books upside down in the sport section... strangely, those books don't seem to be on the shelf anymore.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, ready for his diversity training at August 23, 2012 07:35 PM (QTHTd)

155

Biancaneve at August 23, 2012 11:22 PM (UaBrT)

 

I'd bet half the posters here do/did the same thing.  Small victories add up!

Posted by: Icedog at August 23, 2012 07:36 PM (PTS+l)

156

143  I still love Peggy Noonan's writing

isnt she the one who went crazy cause her husband said that teh Sarah!!!! was hot and he had a dream about her?

Posted by: navycopjoe (Dem God of RINO war) at August 23, 2012 07:36 PM (Shrag)

157 134 I'm gonna get one of those squeaker tats. It's going to say I Heart Obama! Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 23, 2012 11:16 PM (hvwLi) ---You should go for a portrait- you have the asshole already, just needs some ears. Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 23, 2012 11:17 PM (+/VIS) ---------------------------------- Agggghhh....the mental picture of those dangling,wobbling earlobes in about 10 years....aaauuuugggghhhhhdamnyou Posted by: 66chevelle at August 23, 2012 11:22 PM (QjSgY) The way she is going, the dangling earlobes will fill out with her hemorrhoids

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 23, 2012 07:37 PM (uVuwp)

158 163 Nah,I forget who that was.The one who said McCain picked her because she gave him a boner and that was all.

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2012 07:38 PM (6o4Fb)

159 unghhh, asshole-tat girl needs to stfu already. go put on some torie amos or sumthin...sheesh.

my arrested devolpment-counter culture friends are beginning to resemble pedo's that you see in mugshots on tru tv.

dear vegas, your little city-slogan is utter bullshit. and youre always featured on "cops"...holy shit you got some ugly women out there...

most interesting place in america 2012= any walmart.

just had to get that off my chest, thanx.

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at August 23, 2012 07:39 PM (nVqtU)

160

165  The one who said McCain picked her because she gave him a boner and that was all.

 

sounds like a great reason to me

Posted by: navycopjoe (Dem God of RINO war) at August 23, 2012 07:39 PM (Shrag)

161 No shit, went to high school with a kid named Peter Blower....biggest, most badass guy in the entire school district (guess his dad liked Johnny Cash)

Posted by: Icedog at August 23, 2012 07:40 PM (PTS+l)

162 163 NCJ, No that would be KaPa.... "who did the hit on Sarah" Seldom in the course of human feminine endeavor hasone pund been so proud of so little..... But hey she landed on Spitz and swallows with client 9

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 07:40 PM (73iaV)

163 If I ever got a tattoo, it would say: Remove

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 23, 2012 07:40 PM (BVkEs)

164 29 Some of those "greatest movies never made" actually sound like they'd suck. I've actually read William Gibson script for Alien 3 and it's . . . kind of lame, actually. He wrote it in 1987 and it has Space Commies. This is a guy who actually predicted the fall of Soviet Communism in his cyberpunk novels, but apparently he decided that the aliens had to fight Space Commies.

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 23, 2012 10:39 PM (mkv9V)



Why is this such an improbable issue? I thought we were done with Commies when the wall came down, the USSR and Yugoslavia imploded, and the Chinese decided to work their butts off to flood the West with cheap DVD players....and, yet, here we are with Valerie Jarrett in charge of the US of A.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2012 07:40 PM (kaalw)

165 I'm gonna get one of those squeaker tats. It's going to say I Heart Obama!

Sandra, I think an anal tattoo that would be a bit more appropriate for you would be the classic Obama logo (http://tinyurl.com/d2pkf4q) with your anus in the dead center. It'd be a perfect metaphor, especially after you eat at a sketchy Indian place.


Posted by: Armando at August 23, 2012 07:42 PM (lyStv)

166 It's still legal for Steyn to have a harem. right?

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 23, 2012 07:42 PM (BVkEs)

167 Steyn>>>All

Posted by: Zakn at August 23, 2012 07:42 PM (7F9i5)

168 I am not certain I'll ever spend another dime on her work, and I am not sure I'll ever let several of her companions from the right who happily sold us Chance the Gardener rather than brought forth the reality back into the warm campfire of my heart.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 11:33 PM (73iaV


There were a bunch of people on the right (including her, Brooks, Charles Fried, Chris Buckley, Doug Kmiec, etc.) who went over to Obama, either 1.) because they saw the Republicans as being on the wane for the foreseeable future and wanted to jump on the bandwagon while they still could or 2.) because saw his academic pedigree vs. Palin's as a more important factor than their stated principles.  I never want to hear from any of these people ever again.

Posted by: AD at August 23, 2012 07:42 PM (+2Cea)

169 >>>This is a guy who actually predicted the fall of Soviet Communism in his cyberpunk novels, but apparently he decided that the aliens had to fight Space Commies. Well Putin is trying to get the band back together

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at August 23, 2012 07:43 PM (GE1+K)

170

#97 I didn't read it but Drudge has a link about the Marine having been released or, at least, ordered released by a judge.

 


 

He was released.  One of the psychiatrists threatened him with "brainwashing," which was interesting as well.  The video of him being taken (in his shorts, and not allowed to change) is on The Blaze.  His sister filmed the whole thing.  He and his lawyer are now suing the gubmint.  Virginia has 20,000 civil committments annually, but it's a nationwide thing.  Only a handful of states have laws against it.

Posted by: RushBabe at August 23, 2012 07:43 PM (tQHzJ)

171 cthulhu- scroll up.

As for the 2010 movie... well, in 2012, I suppose we are in a Cold War with Russia, in which one side supports the rights of Christians worldwide and the other is playing footsie with the forefathers of Hamas.

So, the 2010 movie got that much right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG5e1oaen-M

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, ready for his diversity training at August 23, 2012 07:43 PM (QTHTd)

172 Epobirs @ 147 - We abandoned the stars to pay for the Great Society.  Good trade, huh?

Posted by: butch at August 23, 2012 07:43 PM (nK2Sx)

173 Bring back William F. Buckley, Jr. No one on that list nears his talents.

Posted by: Interested at August 23, 2012 07:43 PM (qRvXu)

174 #143

A lot of leftists will vehemently swear they aren't commies. But if you're giving aid and comfort to those who fly the banner, how are you different in anything but name?

The only reaction she nailed was her own. That she remembered she was a Republican a few days before the election is cold comfort int he face of what was widely viewed as a pro-Obama stance from someone famous for writing Reagan speeches. This mislead a lot of people who took Noonan's approval as an OK to give in to the feel-good gesture of voting for a black man, regardless of who and what that black man really was.

This same sort of thing got us eight years of Clinton and the continuing annoyance of Mrs. Clinton. Those who were really paying attention tried to warn the country who and what this guy was, while those who lacked the will for a fight interpreted his lack of any real stance on an issue as making him agreeable. Then he turned out to be exactly the guy we were warned about, whose only saving grace was being easily rolled by a Congressional majority.

You'd think the electorate would start to notice that the guys raising the alarm have a pretty good track record in the last few decades.

Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 07:44 PM (kcfmt)

175 Check it out Steyn is surrounded by 3 cutie chicks in the pic above and howdy everyone

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 23, 2012 07:44 PM (X92nA)

176 Good evening. I wish they would make a live action American Macross/Robotech movie. It's got everything you need. Figher jets, giant robots, hot chicks, shit blowing up...what the fuck, Hollywood? What the fuck?

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 07:45 PM (HWUv9)

177 179 Exactly,that was exactly what was done.

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2012 07:45 PM (6o4Fb)

178 180 Bring back William F. Buckley, Jr.

No one on that list nears his talents.



I'm Alive!

Posted by: Rush Hudson Limbaugh III at August 23, 2012 07:46 PM (BVkEs)

179

Sandra, I think an anal tattoo that would be a bit more appropriate for you would be the classic Obama logo (http://tinyurl.com/d2pkf4q) with your anus in the dead center. It'd be a perfect metaphor, especially after you eat at a sketchy Indian place.

 

You, sir, win the intranetz.

Posted by: RushBabe at August 23, 2012 07:46 PM (tQHzJ)

180 Good evening.

I wish they would make a live action American Macross/Robotech movie. It's got everything you need. Figher jets, giant robots, hot chicks, shit blowing up...what the fuck, Hollywood? What the fuck?

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 11:45 PM (HWUv9)


be expensive and how do you make it for people who doesn't know the property in the span of 120 minutes

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 07:48 PM (tw6Ar)

181

Epobirs @ 147 - We abandoned the stars to pay for the Great Society. Good trade, huh?

 

Now, if only we can work the kinks out of the rocket engines that are fueled by the homeless and minorites!

Posted by: Icedog at August 23, 2012 07:48 PM (PTS+l)

182 183 Good evening.

I wish they would make a live action American Macross/Robotech movie. It's got everything you need. Figher jets, giant robots, hot chicks, shit blowing up...what the fuck, Hollywood? What the fuck?

---

Did someone say explosions? 

Posted by: Michael Bey at August 23, 2012 07:48 PM (+/VIS)

183 oh zakn, episode three of TWD is finally done and off for cert

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 07:49 PM (tw6Ar)

184 Minmei could never be reduplicated.

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 07:49 PM (ruiF1)

185 Eating watermelon without salt is un-American.

Posted by: Scobface at August 23, 2012 07:50 PM (IoNBC)

186 Did someone say explosions?

Posted by: Michael Bey at August 23, 2012 11:48 PM (+/VIS)


funny thing is Bay would be good as it has his three principals: music, action and explosions. Just keep him away from doing anything with the story

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 07:50 PM (tw6Ar)

187 be expensive and how do you make it for people who doesn't know the property in the span of 120 minutes Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 11:48 PM (tw6Ar) They can take a cue from the Do You Remember Love? feature. Or just make it like Top Gun in space and without the rampant homosexuality. And hell, if some studio is willing to put money into Carrie and Videodrome remakes...

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 07:50 PM (HWUv9)

188 Story?

Posted by: Michael Bay at August 23, 2012 07:52 PM (GULKT)

189 193 Eating watermelon without salt is un-American.

Posted by: Scobface at August 23, 2012 11:50 PM (IoNBC)



Eating watermelon without dog is un-Indonesian.

Posted by: Barry Incognito at August 23, 2012 07:52 PM (BVkEs)

190 Minmei could never be reduplicated. Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 11:49 PM (ruiF1) I KNOW! This would be the hardest part.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 07:52 PM (HWUv9)

191 Dude- Thats what they said 3 weeks ago when they released the Stats youtube.

Posted by: Zakn at August 23, 2012 07:53 PM (7F9i5)

192 There used to be a dentist in Portland named Dr. Fear.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at August 23, 2012 07:54 PM (gaUwX)

193 192 Minmei could never be reduplicated.

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 11:49 PM (ruiF1)

Katy Perry.  This is an American film.  And I've always wanted to see her naked.

Posted by: Michael Bay at August 23, 2012 07:54 PM (+/VIS)

194 We need a Different Kind of Conservatism that is Burkean. And by Burkean I mean "accepts without question all the liberal principles of today's society." Unfortunately those Teafascists have ruined our plans for the time being

Posted by: The Brooksian-Sullivanian Axis at August 23, 2012 07:55 PM (8HhF2)

195 Videodrome will never be remade.
As for Carrie, never had a problem with them remaking it as it's a timeless story based on well worn tropes. As for them actually being good, that is a different question (one of Bryan Fuller's missteps)

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 07:55 PM (tw6Ar)

196 198 Robert, Roy Fokker>Rick Hunter Lisa Hayes>Minmei

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 07:55 PM (73iaV)

197 Hi y'all.

Posted by: magnolia at August 23, 2012 07:56 PM (3TW2Q)

198 Watermelon is an African fruit, hence the stereotype.  Even though my bio father is from the continent, I prefer cantaloupe.  Too many seeds in watermelons. Trust me, I get a lot of flack from other black people for not being fond of watermelon and a number of other so-called black foods.

Funny story, at least I think so. Back when I was active duty USAF, my unit in West Berlin had a particular picnic. Most of food (meat, corn-on-the-cob, beans) was already there and was cooked at the park we were in, but after that food was consumed, someone brought a couple of watermelons out from cold storage.

Know this: this was an intel unit and 95% of the unit was white. When the watermelons were brought out, my white compatriots stormed on them like there were never going to be any more of them seen again.

As I watch this, one of my black compatriots walked up beside me and said, 'so much for that stereotype. I guess the commander would frown upon me kicking all the white folks' asses to get some watermelon."

I concurred.
 

Posted by: baldilocks at August 23, 2012 07:56 PM (6kWFm)

199 Dude- Thats what they said 3 weeks ago when they released the Stats youtube.

Posted by: Zakn at August 23, 2012 11:53 PM (7F9i5)


TT has made a definitive sstatement that it's off for cert

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 07:56 PM (tw6Ar)

200 204 I may or may not have fapped to Lisa Hayes.

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2012 07:57 PM (6o4Fb)

201 OKAY! I was telling ya'll the other day that a rabbit seems to have decided to make his home in my back yard. Here he is this morning skittering around looking for snackies in my front yard. http://youtu.be/vrUqQC2mQSY

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 07:57 PM (HWUv9)

202

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2012 11:57 PM (6o4Fb)


there is some good cosplay but really?

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 07:58 PM (tw6Ar)

203 Lisa Hayes>Minmei Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 11:55 PM (73iaV) Damn you, don't make me choose!

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 07:58 PM (HWUv9)

204 211 Robert, Wrappers fade, the candy devoured, character and soul is eternal.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 08:00 PM (73iaV)

205 ...and who is that Kathleen Parker woman? Someone told me once that she was supposedly a conservative or something, but I've never heard of her, and when I once did bother to pick up one of her columns in the local paper while sitting in the dentists office, it made me really angry. So irritating was she. I spilled my coffee all over my favorite white sweater. bitch. I think she's one of those conservatives to whom only liberals pay attention.

...as an aside, I think I need to point out that the only reason why this "poll" is so skewed in Romney's favor is because conservatives actually read, whereas liberals don't, which is why they are stupid and why they are not conservatives.

Posted by: mistress overdone at August 23, 2012 08:01 PM (2/oBD)

206 115 Yahoo's search page has a Reuters story about how Mitt Romney's Bain Capital used "Arcane rules" to dodge taxes. Doesn't that mean he followed the rules?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 23, 2012 11:15 PM (JKNDp)



Arcane and occult rules, found in that tear-stained unholy grimoire: "The Internal Revenue Code."

Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2012 08:01 PM (kaalw)

207 Uh, so how does the ram feel about all this groping?

Posted by: joncelli at August 23, 2012 08:03 PM (CWlPF)

208 I might start wearing magic Mormon underwear, at least in the winter.

Posted by: Scobface at August 23, 2012 08:03 PM (IoNBC)

209

151 and 159 - I love Ann Coulter, she says exactly what she thinks and she doesn't worry about the consequences.  I don't always agree with her, but she's tops on my conservative columnist list, too.  Plus, anyone the left hates, etc., etc.

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 23, 2012 08:04 PM (W5So8)

210 Just watch a minute or two of little Mary Margaret telling the story of Jonah and the Whale:

http://tinyurl.com/23y9dlq


Posted by: Craig Poe at August 23, 2012 08:04 PM (BVkEs)

211 213 MO, Yes, no seriously KaPa is a souther belle glorified soccer mom"pundit".....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 08:04 PM (73iaV)

212 Huh, Mark Tremonti's new album on YouTube. The whole bloody thing. http://youtu.be/VEEIdcM5npg

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 08:04 PM (HWUv9)

213 More casting:

Rick Hunter- Taylor Kitsch (John Carter)
Max Sterling- John Cho
Ben Dixon- Jonah Hill

Absolute Blockbuster.  Internet haters will totally shut up about me now.

Posted by: Michael Bay at August 23, 2012 08:05 PM (+/VIS)

214 With modern CG a Robotech live action project would be feasible but a feature film? Only if it is essentially a big screen pilot for a TV series. Like the original Battlestar Galactica feature length pilot that ran in theaters in most of the world except the US.

If you look at how far things have come since Babylon 5 was made on the cheap (I saw the sound stages during production several times and boy was it shabby compared to the Enterprise bridge on the Paramount lot; B5 put every dollar on the screen and used every trick to cut costs) a Robotech series is doable if you can get a $100 million production commitment up front from some venue like HBO. That may sound like a lot but compared to recent theatrical epics the cost per second of content is far lower. The last Transformers flick cost almost $200 million for 2 hours 34 minutes of run time. At least 5% of that was Shia LaBeouf. A TV series should be able to get through its first season with much lesser cost for actors. If it is successful it doesn't matter if the salary demands increase.

The real trick is convincing the guy who control things that there is a substantial market for this beyond anime geeks. Saying it was a beloved 80s cartoon is not going to endear you to the studio head after G.I. Joe did only so-so business on its $175 million cost.

Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 08:05 PM (kcfmt)

215 Kathleen Parker had that show with Client Number 9 on CNN that lasted for about 3 months.

Posted by: Adam at August 23, 2012 08:06 PM (/YJYi)

216 Oh gawd. F Juan Williams. Not that i ever respected him, but now he is pulling the race card bullshit.

Posted by: RWC at August 23, 2012 08:06 PM (gwWRQ)

217 214 Cthulu, It is hard to imagine Mitt being in a position to hire more intelligent and knowledgable folk than the IRS.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 08:07 PM (73iaV)

218 I'm in Kansas City and have seen several Akin commercials tonight on TV

Posted by: Jose at August 23, 2012 08:07 PM (srIqv)

219 Hola M and M's

Posted by: zeera at August 23, 2012 08:08 PM (XtxRN)

220 dear vegas, your little city-slogan is utter bullshit. and youre always featured on "cops"...holy shit you got some ugly women out there... most interesting place in america 2012= any walmart. just had to get that off my chest, thanx. Posted by: laughing at neck braces at August 23, 2012 11:39 PM (nVqtU) But our mayor can still get a mob hit ordered on your mayor!

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 23, 2012 08:08 PM (sZTYJ)

221 223 She actually quit before it even got cancelled.

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2012 08:09 PM (6o4Fb)

222 #213

They don't read but leftists do buy books! What better to accessorize those shelf thingies that came with the house?

Lefties bought Obama's books by the truckload, largely just to have them be seen in their homes. The election results make it abundantly clear that very few actually read those books.

Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 08:09 PM (kcfmt)

223 ...as an aside, I think I need to point out that the only reason why this "poll" is so skewed in Romney's favor is because conservatives actually read, whereas liberals don't, which is why they are stupid and why they are not conservatives.

LOL.

I couldn't begin to tell you why the political books skew Right. It may just be that the Left just has so many other books to read.

Certainly in the sci-fi section, the main authors are Left these days. The Dozois collections, for instance, have been getting more PC every year.

So, where it's not explicitly Right, I've been sticking with primary sources and really old books from Google.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, ready for his diversity training at August 23, 2012 08:10 PM (QTHTd)

224 People keep making fun of my name, but I just don't see it.

Posted by: B. J. Cobbledick at August 23, 2012 08:11 PM (6uY89)

225 COOTH! Gushie left you somethin'. http://tinyurl.com/c7hn3wb

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 08:11 PM (HWUv9)

226 Good evening. I wish they would make a live action American Macross/Robotech movie. It's got everything you need. Figher jets, giant robots, hot chicks, shit blowing up...what the fuck, Hollywood? What the fuck? Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 11:45 PM (HWUv9) That would be awesome, but it'd have to be at least a trilogy or more (if not a miniseries): 1st movie would be Macross, the 2nd would be Southern Cross, and the 3rd would be MOSPEADA. I'm sure I'm alone in this, but I actually liked Southern Cross the best...

Posted by: ザ 政治的 帽子 at August 23, 2012 08:12 PM (sZTYJ)

227 229 223 She actually quit before it even got cancelled.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2012 12:09 AM (6o4Fb)

 

Yeah she left after about 3 months.  I think the show ran for a little while longer with just Client #9.  And she was crap on that show, nothing more than a token conservative to agree with the democrats about how bad conservatives are.  I think many of us were justified in our suspicions that she was only ever on the show in the first place because CNN knew they couldn't get a show on that had only Client #9 on as the host.   I wonder how he's doing as Olberman's replacement, or has he gotten canned there too?

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2012 08:12 PM (GULKT)

228 OK, I'm out it sucks being a growd up tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 23, 2012 08:13 PM (JMmQ9)

229 Minmei could never be reduplicated. Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 11:49 PM (ruiF1) Lisa Hayes>Minmei Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 11:55 PM (73iaV) Damn you, don't make me choose! Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 11:58 PM (HWUv9) Lisa. Minmei is too whiny. Though I always like that one bridge crew member with the megane...

Posted by: ザ 政治的 帽子 at August 23, 2012 08:13 PM (sZTYJ)

230 Or live action Star Bl@z0rz on the SF channel. I'd almost kill to see a realistic Yamato in space.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, ready for his diversity training at August 23, 2012 08:13 PM (QTHTd)

231 #231

There is far more to it than just gathering data for a tiny minority of the human race to pore over. If you don't get that I have no need to waste time speaking to soulless non-sentients.

Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 08:14 PM (kcfmt)

232 We need a Different Kind of Conservatism that is Burkean. And by Burkean I mean "accepts without question all the liberal principles of today's society." Unfortunately those Teafascists have ruined our plans for the time being Posted by: The Brooksian-Sullivanian Axis at August 23, 2012 11:55 PM (8HhF2) This "Old Whig" is about ready to conservatively kick you in your contemporary arse.

Posted by: Ghost of Edmund Burke at August 23, 2012 08:14 PM (sZTYJ)

233 Wait, Spitzer is Olby's replacement? I did not know that. Not that I would have watched, I just find it interesting.  Kind of like a liberal's way of thinking, "This time it will work, I know it will!"

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 23, 2012 08:15 PM (W5So8)

234 Or live action Star Bl@z0rz on the SF channel. I'd almost kill to see a realistic Yamato in space. Posted by: Boulder Hobo, ready for his diversity training at August 24, 2012 12:13 AM (QTHTd) Actually the Japanese did make a live action Yamato movie.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 08:15 PM (HWUv9)

235 234 COOTH! Gushie left you somethin'.


http://tinyurl.com/c7hn3wb

Posted by: Robert at August 24, 2012 12:11 AM (HWUv9)



I saw that and i had to share. i loved it.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 23, 2012 08:15 PM (r7Ddb)

236 #239

You haven't heard?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fQoh6AIgNE

It's been linked in the ONT a zillion times.

Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 08:16 PM (kcfmt)

237 Or live action Star Bl@z0rz on the SF channel. I'd almost kill to see a realistic Yamato in space.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, ready for his diversity training at August 24, 2012 12:13 AM (QTHTd)


already been done a couple years ago and it was good, buy the blu-ray on your favorite asian movie importer (yesasia, dddhouse etc etc)

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 08:17 PM (tw6Ar)

238 Damn, I really like this Reince Priebus fellow.

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 23, 2012 08:18 PM (BVkEs)

239 Robert - holy crap, you're right. Must have missed it during all that moving drama... According to the wiki, the "Supēsu Batorushippu Yamato" was a hit in Japan and a non-terrible movie in its own right.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 23, 2012 08:18 PM (QTHTd)

240 "Star Bl@z0rz" What was the one with the bird costumes? Fuck, I missed the boat both before and after Robotech.

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 08:19 PM (ruiF1)

241 and beaten like a fat kid trying to get his candybar out of a vending machine

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 08:20 PM (tw6Ar)

242 225 214 Cthulu,

It is hard to imagine Mitt being in a position to hire more intelligent and knowledgable folk than the IRS.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 12:07 AM (73iaV)


i have a friend who takes meds for schizophrenia who works at the IRS. We always laugh that if you think those people there are crazy -- YOURE RIGHT!!!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 23, 2012 08:20 PM (r7Ddb)

243 uh, to the people who want us to keep going to the moon...

...why?

---

Because it's there, dipshit. 

Posted by: Michael Bay at August 23, 2012 08:21 PM (+/VIS)

244 Posted by: derit at August 24, 2012 12:19 AM (ruiF1) That was Gatchaman/Battle Of The Planets.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 08:21 PM (HWUv9)

245 I would trade Noonan, Brooks, a player to be named later, and cash for Theodore Dalrymple/AJ Daniels/whichever name he's going by this week, for my "team". George Will is like David Ortiz. Inauspicious beginning (hey! I'm for GHWB over Reagan), then had a few big years, now can still occasionally get some big hits, but is essentially past his prime and needs to be platooned.

Posted by: BuddyPC at August 23, 2012 08:22 PM (4XesQ)

246 Certainly in the sci-fi section, the main authors are Left these days.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, ready for his diversity training at August 24, 2012 12:10 AM (QTHTd)



It's always been true that most sci-fi stories are generally leftist.  It's due, in good part, to the fact that leftism is stagnation and stagnation is leftism and it is near impossible for someone to create a truly dynamic world out of thin air that develps in any reasonable way.  It's much easier to create a static world in which only a few things change here and there, which forces it to skew left in most ways even if the author doesn't intend it.

If someone could create a truly dynamic world that made sense that person would more than likely be doing something other than writing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 23, 2012 08:22 PM (X3lox)

247 249 "Star Bl@z0rz" What was the one with the bird costumes? Fuck, I missed the boat both before and after Robotech.

Posted by: derit at August 24, 2012 12:19 AM (ruiF1)


G force was the seventies. with the Bird costumes It was Yoshitaka Amano's first project. (Designer of the characters for Final Fantasy)

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 23, 2012 08:23 PM (r7Ddb)

248 That was Gatchaman/Battle Of The Planets.

Posted by: Robert at August 24, 2012 12:21 AM (HWUv9)


the way they bastardized Gatchaman for the US still bugs me

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 08:24 PM (tw6Ar)

249 251 Gushka, Being able to put yourself in the client, the agent, and the laws eyes is quite the talent..... I miss the game on the other side of your friend's table.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 08:24 PM (73iaV)

250 I saw that and i had to share. i loved it.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 24, 2012 12:15 AM (r7Ddb)



Actually, it resembles the walker that I was talking to Hummingbird about....



So, Gushka....any availability on doing a moron meetup at DL Sept 22 or 23? The BH and I are trying to put together a SoCal trip.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2012 08:24 PM (kaalw)

251 Bird costumes was Battle of the Planets.

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 23, 2012 08:25 PM (+/VIS)

252 I don't know why we haven't put defensive missiles on the moon by now; you know, to fight the Christ and His coming hordes, and stuff....or something.

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 23, 2012 08:25 PM (BVkEs)

253 G force was the seventies. with the Bird costumes It was Yoshitaka Amano's first project. (Designer of the characters for Final Fantasy)

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 24, 2012 12:23 AM (r7Ddb)

 

I think that anime has been released in the US several times with different names.  Its like the opposite of Robotech which was actually 3 separate animes in Japan that they connected in the US to get a large enough episode run, and the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers which has actually used multiple japanese series for its source shows.

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2012 08:26 PM (GULKT)

254

Eww, the picture on the homepage of lucianne-dot-com right now creeps me out big time, although it's true that he's the only one he's ever really loved. 

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 23, 2012 08:27 PM (W5So8)

255 I'm going to ride this moon missile right up the Annunaki's ass.

Posted by: Bruce Willis in a Space Suit at August 23, 2012 08:27 PM (+/VIS)

256 204 198 Robert, Roy Fokker>Rick Hunter Lisa Hayes>Minmei Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 11:55 PM (73iaV) --Closest actress I could picture playing Lisa Hayes would be Amy Adams (as a brunette, not a ginger, of course).

Posted by: logprof at August 23, 2012 08:27 PM (Khf/F)

257 251 225
214 Cthulu,



It is hard to imagine Mitt being in a position to hire more intelligent and knowledgable folk than the IRS.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 12:07 AM (73iaV)

i have a friend who takes meds for schizophrenia who works at the IRS. We always laugh that if you think those people there are crazy -- YOURE RIGHT!!!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 24, 2012 12:20 AM (r7Ddb)



Actually, the IRS has the same problems getting talent as any other monolithic, bureaucratic enterprise....it just ain't as lucrative or exciting as outside. I have no doubt that Mitt can hire the best.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2012 08:28 PM (kaalw)

258 Has anyone heard from Truman lately? I'm worried about him.

Posted by: kalneva at August 23, 2012 08:28 PM (cQmXn)

259 260 Bird costumes was Battle of the Planets.

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 24, 2012 12:25 AM (+/VIS)

 

You're both right.  http://tinyurl.com/5sv7fur

 

#2. Battle of the Planets Was Recycled Into Three Different Shows
    This is like the opposite of all the other examples in this list, because in this case, a single show from Japan was recycled into three different cartoons in America. The first and possibly most famous was Battle of the Planets

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2012 08:29 PM (GULKT)

260 George Will CPAC 2010 speech was Excellent.  Also, he is one of the few guys on our side willing and able to go on spend his sunday mornings on MSNBC getting ambushed by 4-6 progtards.  Conservatives would do well to learn some appreciation and grace towards those willing to fight along side you.  Conflicts in democracies are very much numbers games.

Posted by: Shiggz Roketsturgeon at August 23, 2012 08:30 PM (RfvTE)

261 --Closest actress I could picture playing Lisa Hayes would be Amy Adams (as a brunette, not a ginger, of course).

Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2012 12:27 AM (Khf/F)

Lisa Hayes: Elisabeth Moss

Admiral Gloval: Bryan Cranston

This is getting firm enough for a fake trailer.


Posted by: Michael Bay at August 23, 2012 08:31 PM (+/VIS)

262 --Closest actress I could picture playing Lisa Hayes would be Amy Adams (as a brunette, not a ginger, of course). Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2012 12:27 AM (Khf/F) Emma Stone. Cause I'm so freakin' in love with her right now.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 08:31 PM (HWUv9)

263 Posted by: jimi ray at August 24, 2012 12:28 AM (79EF9) You may be right, but acting like a fucking asshole undermines your argument.

Posted by: Scobface at August 23, 2012 08:31 PM (IoNBC)

264 wtb Ultra Q fansubs

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 08:31 PM (tw6Ar)

265 267 Has anyone heard from Truman lately? I'm worried about him.

Posted by: kalneva at August 24, 2012 12:28 AM (cQmXn)

 

He was ranting against Bielat in the previous thread.

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2012 08:31 PM (GULKT)

266 267 Has anyone heard from Truman lately? I'm worried about him. Posted by: kalneva at August 24, 2012 12:28 AM (cQmXn) --He was on an anti-Beilat tear in the earlier thread.

Posted by: logprof at August 23, 2012 08:31 PM (Khf/F)

267 Couldn't agree more that Noonan and Brooks 2008-2010 behavior should totally disqualify them from this list.

Posted by: Shiggz Roketsturgeon at August 23, 2012 08:31 PM (RfvTE)

268
So, Gushka....any availability on doing a moron meetup at DL Sept 22 or 23? The BH and I are trying to put together a SoCal trip.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 24, 2012 12:24 AM (kaalw)


of course! i would love to hang with you! beeb i know will go and i might get Grim to come too. (but dont count on it, he hates crowds) im so damn depressed this bay colt is prolly gonna die tomorrow. i dont think i can save him.


And i hate that.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 23, 2012 08:31 PM (r7Ddb)

269 Admiral Gloval: Bryan Cranston Posted by: Michael Bay at August 24, 2012 12:31 AM (+/VIS) YES! Quick, who among us has $200 million bucks to throw around?

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 08:32 PM (HWUv9)

270

Posted by: Michael Bay at August 24, 2012 12:31 AM (+/VIS)


be a return for Cranston in the Macross universe

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 08:32 PM (tw6Ar)

271 Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2012 12:31 AM (GULKT) --Jinx!!

Posted by: logprof at August 23, 2012 08:33 PM (Khf/F)

272 266 Cthulu, They have idealists, careerists, and climbers. The scariest guys and gals om both sides of the table are the forensic datamining accountants. Seeing them winnow out the data and pulse of a persons business life is a spectacle like watching a fortuneteller.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 08:33 PM (73iaV)

273 spending billions of dollars going back somewhere we've already gone several times to little scientific benefit

Wrong.

The samples returned from the moon, decades later, are still being used to generate more scientific papers than, for instance, the MERs.

http://tinyurl.com/89hl3wx

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 23, 2012 08:34 PM (kZYXX)

274

Item #1... the only way to eat watermelon is to cut that baby in half and dig in with a spoon. oh and make sure the salt shaker is handy.

 

Item#2... what the fuck is wrong with that anal tattoo chic? I have one small tat in a sensible location and do not object to ink in most cases, however that girl is severely twisted.

 

Item#3... I have met physicians in the E.R. around here whose names were.. Dr. Doctor,  Dr. Ern,  Dr. Ruff,  and Dr. Hyde.  Strange but true.

Posted by: Madamemayhem at August 23, 2012 08:34 PM (iRgZG)

275 Can't say who would be Minmei . . . don't know of many actresses young enough.

Posted by: logprof at August 23, 2012 08:34 PM (Khf/F)

276 im so damn depressed this bay colt is prolly gonna die tomorrow. i dont think i can save him. And i hate that. Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 24, 2012 12:31 AM (r7Ddb) I'm real sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 08:34 PM (HWUv9)

277 Posted by: jimi ray at August 24, 2012 12:28 AM (79EF9)


Trolling is getting lamer and lamer.  You're not even trying.


1/10

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 23, 2012 08:34 PM (+/VIS)

278 Okay, my fucking blood pressure is down a bit from that asinine Sean Bielat ball washing thread. Update: still sick, but in much better spirits. Thanks for your well wishes and advice.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone doofus at August 23, 2012 08:35 PM (NB3rH)

279

Posted by: jimi ray at August 24, 2012 12:28 AM (79EF9)

 

Yeah, accusing someone else of being immature while you yourself are acting like an immature dick isn't going to make people respect what you have to say.

Posted by: Adam at August 23, 2012 08:36 PM (/YJYi)

280 don't feed the troll after midnight

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 08:36 PM (tw6Ar)

281 270 sr, At his peak it is like watching Tron take on 6 sentry guards.... He's slowing down some, but I shall miss him when he's gone.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 08:36 PM (73iaV)

282 Can't say who would be Minmei . . . don't know of many actresses young enough. Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2012 12:34 AM (Khf/F) Any smoking hot Japanese pop singer.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 08:36 PM (HWUv9)

283 Minmei... There's a blast from the past. Even as a 13 year old, enthralled by the Macross saga, I preceded Lisa. But I really preferred Mariah

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone doofus at August 23, 2012 08:36 PM (NB3rH)

284 Michael Mann's lawyer:

And further, this attack is coupled with the transparent threat that the National Review intends to undertake burdensome and abusive litigation tactics should Dr. Mann have the temerity to attempt to defend himself in court.

*********

We intend to file a lawsuit.

Posted by: Hockey Stick at August 23, 2012 08:37 PM (e8kgV)

285 #273

You're giving him an upgrade.


Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 08:37 PM (kcfmt)

286 Gushka sorry about your pony...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 23, 2012 08:38 PM (73iaV)

287 Given the nincompoopery of Hollyweird, Brenda Song would be Minmei.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone doofus at August 23, 2012 08:38 PM (NB3rH)

288 @294 - Heh, discovery's a bitch as Mr. Mann is about to find out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 23, 2012 08:38 PM (xKC/c)

289

268 jimi ray

 

" ... when i grow up!!!!"

 

I asked in a previous thread: you're a sophmore in Liberal Arts, correct?

Posted by: Arbalest at August 23, 2012 08:38 PM (/bHNF)

290 Thanks for your well wishes and advice. Posted by: Truman North, iPhone doofus at August 24, 2012 12:35 AM (NB3rH) It's been said Bielat's nuts cure leprosy. Or not. Still in the hospital? Any hot nurses to play some grab ass with?

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 08:38 PM (HWUv9)

291 Any smoking hot Japanese pop singer. Posted by: Robert at August 24, 2012 12:36 AM (HWUv9) --You're right; they're interchangeable. The same American turds who cast Rosie O'Donnell as Betty Rubble would probably cast Katy Perry as Minmei.

Posted by: logprof at August 23, 2012 08:39 PM (Khf/F)

292 Ugh autocorrect. You know what I meant. As far as ranting against Bielat... I'm On the ground in MA-4 and he deserves much worse.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone doofus at August 23, 2012 08:39 PM (NB3rH)

293 282 266 Cthulu,

They have idealists, careerists, and climbers. The scariest guys and gals om both sides of the table are the forensic datamining accountants. Seeing them winnow out the data and pulse of a persons business life is a spectacle like watching a fortuneteller.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 12:33 AM (73iaV)



Google pays better, and is less restricted in what they mine.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2012 08:40 PM (kaalw)

294 --You're right; they're interchangeable. Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2012 12:39 AM (Khf/F I was gonna say the same thing. Minmei is Chinese, but who would tell the difference? I officially denounce myself.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 08:41 PM (HWUv9)

295 [checks WUWT] oh yeah. Mann's going to court and will be forced to release all that sweet, creamy evidence in discovery. I WANT TO DIP MY BALLS IN IT.

My g-d this man is dumb.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 23, 2012 08:42 PM (QTHTd)

296 Am I the Burn Notice has evolved into tedious crap?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 23, 2012 08:43 PM (JKNDp)

297 Mann has fought tooth and nail to keep his emails private. Wouldn't they be subject to exposure in discovery?

Posted by: Scobface at August 23, 2012 08:43 PM (IoNBC)

298 "Brenda Song would be Minmei."

Damn, these pants wouldn't last long in that movie theater.

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 08:43 PM (ruiF1)

299 of course! i would love to hang with you! beeb i know will go and i might get Grim to come too. (but dont count on it, he hates crowds) im so damn depressed this bay colt is prolly gonna die tomorrow. i dont think i can save him.
And i hate that.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 24, 2012 12:31 AM (r7Ddb)



I'm very sorry to hear about the bay. Sometimes even the best of care isn't enough.



Can you confer with BBD and see which day would be best and get back to me this weekend? It'd be awesome to meet the famous Grim as well.....but "DL on a weekend" sounds a lot like "crowds" in the Common Tongue. We have a rough schedule and would like to firm it up soon and start having real days.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2012 08:45 PM (kaalw)

300 Posted by: jimi ray at August 24, 2012 12:41 AM (79EF9) It's not the goal, it's the journey. Benefit comes from developing newer, better technologies to get there and so on. And anyway the moon still has loads to teach us about surviving on alien worlds in space and so on.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 08:45 PM (HWUv9)

301

Let's try that again. 

.

 Am I the  only one that thinks Burn Notice has evolved into tedious crap?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 23, 2012 08:45 PM (JKNDp)

302 Certainly in the sci-fi section, the main authors are Left these days. The Dozois collections, for instance, have been getting more PC every year.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo, ready for his diversity training at August 24, 2012 12:10 AM (QTHTd)


I bought the Kindle version of the first Dozois annual collection (stories from 1983) earlier this year, and since it was fairly good I bought the second one only to find that not only did the average quality plummet but there were several stories that seemed to have been included only for their left-wing politics.  Does the series get better before again getting worse?

Posted by: DKCZ at August 23, 2012 08:45 PM (9/bcB)

303 Mann has fought tooth and nail to keep his emails private. Wouldn't they be subject to exposure in discovery?

Why, yes, I believe they would.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 23, 2012 08:46 PM (xKC/c)

304 i meant there wld be little scientific benefit in any RETURN trips to the moon!

So we found out everything there is to know about the moon from less than a half-ton of rock gathered in six locations?

Are you fucking high?

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 23, 2012 08:48 PM (kZYXX)

305 Gushka, I'm sorry to hear about your horse.  My condolences.

Posted by: Alex at August 23, 2012 08:48 PM (KFBsH)

306 Are you fucking high? Posted by: Waterhouse at August 24, 2012 12:48 AM (kZYXX) And are you willing to share?

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 08:48 PM (HWUv9)

307

  307   "not really sure how you could possibly have gotten the idea that i'm a student of liberal arts, given the content of most of my academic-related posts

 

Partly from the mistakes you make (the Southern US refers to a geographic region consisting of certain States, not a direction, or all states south of a certain latitude), ...

 

... and partly from your reasoning and comments:

 

"i can see how a straightforward reading of my comment would have been confusing...it DOES sound like i am saying that "we have been to the moon with little scientific benefit", which would of course be a totally ignorant statement to make!


i should have said ...
"

 

... although you might not yet be a college sophmore ...

 

Posted by: Arbalest at August 23, 2012 08:49 PM (/bHNF)

308 Isn't Emma stone sort of too pretty to play Lisa Hayes? Kristen Wiig seems like a better choice. Rick Hunter... Probably some he-she himbo they love these days.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone doofus at August 23, 2012 08:50 PM (NB3rH)

309

Am I the only one that thinksBurn Notice has evolved into tedious crap?

Burn Notice has reached the natural end of it's life and is now being put on life support by writers.  It needs to end.

Posted by: Alex at August 23, 2012 08:50 PM (KFBsH)

310 Posted by: jimi ray at August 24, 2012 12:48 AM (79EF9) Shut up, knob.

Posted by: Upperclassmen at August 23, 2012 08:50 PM (IoNBC)

311 Isn't Emma stone sort of too pretty to play Lisa Hayes? Posted by: Truman North, iPhone doofus at August 24, 2012 12:50 AM (NB3rH) My boner doesn't seem to think so. Boner thinks she's just right. Boner knows, I just follow.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 08:51 PM (HWUv9)

312 Doing more government stunt missions to the Moon would be silly and wrong. But, Americans going there to create Lunar colonies and make money and make a living in Space, that's a grand idea. Let's spread the Capitalist and American systems throughout the Solar System.

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 08:51 PM (Wp4rQ)

313 312

It always was to me. Bruce Campbell has such a fan base that to see him subordinate to a relative nobody is frustration, televised.

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 08:51 PM (ruiF1)

314 btw, I agree with jimi ray that there's not much point in sending more humans to the Moon.

We're out of money, in case it hasn't been noticed here. There needs to be a dollar value attached to any extraplanetary expeditions.

Asteroid mining? Absolutely. Mars colony? Zubrin seems to think that this would be viable. But I'm not seeing the value of rooting around the lunar regolith once again.

Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 23, 2012 08:51 PM (QTHTd)

315 “Mr. President, take your campaign of division and anger and hate back to Chicago,” - Mitt Romney


Historical Quote 2012

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 23, 2012 08:52 PM (BVkEs)

316 The more I see these former democrat advisors on fox the more I understand why the former part.

Posted by: Adam at August 23, 2012 08:52 PM (/YJYi)

317 Michael Mann had threaten to sue NRO
HereÂ’s the response from NRO editor Rich Lowry:

And this is where you come in. If Mann goes through with it, weÂ’re probably going to call on you to help fund our legal fight and our investigation of Mann through discovery. If it gets that far, we may eventually even want to hire a dedicated reporter to comb through the materials and regularly post stories on Mann.

My advice to poor Michael is to go away and bother someone else. If he doesnÂ’t have the good sense to do that, we look forward to teaching him a thing or two about the law and about how free debate works in a free country.

HeÂ’s going to go to great trouble and expense to embark on a losing cause that will expose more of his methods and maneuverings to the world. In short, he risks making an ass of himself. But that hasnÂ’t stopped him before.

Posted by: Hockey Stick at August 23, 2012 08:53 PM (e8kgV)

318 Posted by: Truman North, iPhone doofus at August 24, 2012 12:39 AM (NB3rH)

God love ya! Glad you're still ranting.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 23, 2012 08:54 PM (6kWFm)

319 given the content of most of my academic-related posts o.o:

lolz, hope i learn to be as mature as you when i grow up!!!! ._.

uh, to the people who want us to keep going to the moon... ...why?
been there, done that, got the fucking t-shirt!

but there are *plenty* of wikipedia pages and popular-science articles all over the internet

---

Your superficial patina of Internet-instant-expert knowledge is truly impressive.  Almost as impressive as your ability to try and pivot between Liberal neckbeard stereotypes, faux conservative talking points, and LOL-speak.

*slow clapping*

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 23, 2012 08:54 PM (+/VIS)

320 I so hope Michael Mann takes the bait. It'll be epic.

Posted by: Scobface at August 23, 2012 08:55 PM (IoNBC)

321 Wow - powerful video;

http://tinyurl.com/8one36r

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2012 08:55 PM (AUeaU)

322 huh, they made a Matango (one of the most under-rated films of all-time) statue

http://tinyurl.com/d9zzwye

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 08:57 PM (tw6Ar)

323 I would name the first Lunar Colony New Mississippi. Named in honor of the nearby meandering spray painted river.

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 08:57 PM (Wp4rQ)

324
re: the bay colt... I sold him, sometimes these things happen. people dont take care of fragile animals like i would and this is what happens.

sigh

i think the kindest thing to do is cut my losses and offer him the solace of the needle. its quick. if he lives the suffering might be the rest of his life. At least hes been home, had time to be comfy, see his cats (yes this is Uncle Horse) and feel like hes with his family again, the hoof is separating, i think what comes next is too much to put him through


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 23, 2012 08:57 PM (r7Ddb)

325 Almost as impressive as your ability to try and pivot between Liberal neckbeard stereotypes, faux conservative talking points, and LOL-speak.

*slow clapping*

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 24, 2012 12:54 AM (+/VIS)

 

You should have seen him last night. 

Posted by: Adam at August 23, 2012 08:58 PM (/YJYi)

326 334 Wow - powerful video; That's great!

Posted by: Scobface at August 23, 2012 08:58 PM (IoNBC)

327 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at August 23, 2012 08:58 PM (z9HTb)

328 Oh wow Gush, I'm so sorry. Thought we were gonna lose my Clydesdale for awhile there, it really sucks to have to think about making that decision.

Posted by: hobbes at August 23, 2012 08:59 PM (OEQY9)

329 Sorry to hear that has happened Gushka, that is so sad.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2012 08:59 PM (kDokH)

330 cooth, i will talk to beeb. pretty much any day is good for me unless the farm has an emergency to deal with. Grimmy may do disney if i make big eyes at him. We shall see. you would get a taste of his weird sense of humour if he went.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 23, 2012 09:00 PM (r7Ddb)

331 (yes this is Uncle Horse) Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 24, 2012 12:57 AM (r7Ddb) Oh shit, really? Prayers for Uncle Horse.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 09:00 PM (HWUv9)

332 The second permanent Lunar Colony I would name "Fuck You! Pay me!"

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 09:00 PM (Wp4rQ)

333 But I'm not seeing the value of rooting around the lunar regolith once again.

Helium-3

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 23, 2012 09:00 PM (w78gy)

334 Any year now, Democrats may start to ask themselves if it might have been better had John Roberts not changed his mind. If they would be better off with Obamacare out of its and our misery, a bone of contention now safely buried, and not as a bone in their throats.

For one thing, they still have the issue upon them -- the historic triumph they don't dare mention but which Republicans happily do.

Second, were Obamacare no longer the law, we might be seeing an uptick in hiring right now. Instead, that will be deferred until after November (and then possibly only if Romney's elected), and unemployment is rising in 44 states. Unemployment rising in 44 states is not what you want when just ten or so states will decide the election and unemployment has been 8 percent or higher for 41 months.

Third, had Roberts done otherwise, they might still have the issue of Medicare, which at this point they do not. When Paul Ryan was chosen to run with Mitt Romney, liberals planned to rip him to pieces over plans to trim Medicare. Somehow, they forgot that their own health care plan did much the same thing, covering 30 million new clients by draining millions from providers of Medicare. Although these cuts will not directly lead Medicare clients to pay more or lose coverage, they will end with many doctors and hospitals refusing to treat them at all.

Posted by: Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard at August 23, 2012 09:00 PM (e8kgV)

335 341 Oh wow Gush, I'm so sorry. Thought we were gonna lose my Clydesdale for awhile there, it really sucks to have to think about making that decision.

Posted by: hobbes at August 24, 2012 12:59 AM (OEQY9)



hobbes. i knew when you told me about the foot. Clydes have bad problems with that. Im gad hes good now. hes such a cutie. Grims pesterin me for a mule.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 23, 2012 09:01 PM (r7Ddb)

336 You should have seen him last night.

Posted by: Adam at August 24, 2012 12:58 AM (/YJYi)

---

I did- tried to give him some pointers on how to be a better troll.  In one ear and out the other.  Kids these days.

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 23, 2012 09:01 PM (+/VIS)

337 Sad news about the horse, gushka. The poor thing. He's in good hands, but I am sorry you have this burden.

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 09:02 PM (Wp4rQ)

338 Night, folks. Oh and if you didn't see it, Maet, thanks for the link in last night's ONT!

Posted by: baldilocks at August 23, 2012 09:02 PM (6kWFm)

339 First Lunar Colony?
TANSTAAFL!!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2012 09:03 PM (AUeaU)

340 You should have seen him last night.


Boy doesn't know the first rule of holes.

Posted by: fluffy at August 23, 2012 09:03 PM (z9HTb)

341 Somebody will name a colony Mos Eisley, another Endor, another New Caprica.

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 09:06 PM (Wp4rQ)

342 Any year now, Democrats may start to ask themselves if it might have been better had John Roberts not changed his mind

I *Hate* this sort of analysis.

The fact that the Democrats are unpopular because they've rapidly implemented much of their agenda items isn't much of a positive.

Yes, it might let us roll some of the overreach back, but there will be more government in 2016, no matter who wins in 2013, then there was in 2007. 

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2012 09:06 PM (AUeaU)

343 Why helium 3? I can talk high pitched and funny just by holding my nose and imitating Beaker.
http://ideas.time.com/2012/01/27/newt-for-president-of-the-moon/

It's more useful for that than as a cheap energy source, anyway.

Compare that with all the awesome shit that is on Mars:
http://www.nss.org/settlement/mars/zubrin-colonize.html

Posted by: Boulder Hobo at August 23, 2012 09:07 PM (QTHTd)

344 TS Isaac, Advisory 11 23E time. 
Winds are now 45mph.
Storm is now moving at 16kts, was 14kts earlier.
Track has become more straight.
Landfall has shifted east from Haiti to neighboring Dominican Republic.  Should happen about 11am on Friday.  Storm will still be a TS.
At Forecast 31Hr will make landfall in Cuba west of Gitmo with winds of 50mph.

At 68Hr Isaac will pass over the Florida Keys with 65mph winds.

At 82Hr, Isaac will finally become a Cat 1 Hurricane in the Gulf of Mexico.  Location 26.26N 83.90W

That is current predictions.  It is subject to change of course.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2012 09:08 PM (kDokH)

345 Looks like Lance Armstrong stopped fighting the USADA, and will be stripped of all his Tour de France titles.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390444358404577608112651269078.html

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 23, 2012 09:10 PM (kZYXX)

346 The Moon is basically a great big bag of The Periodic Table of the Elements. If you get a good start you can build a pretty nice empire with it.

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 09:10 PM (Wp4rQ)

347 i think the kindest thing to do is cut my losses and offer him the solace of the needle. its quick. if he lives the suffering might be the rest of his life. At least hes been home, had time to be comfy, see his cats (yes this is Uncle Horse) and feel like hes with his family again, the hoof is separating, i think what comes next is too much to put him through

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 24, 2012 12:57 AM (r7Ddb)



Oh, no....now I feel even worse. There's no way I'm going to pretend to know 1/100 of what you know about horses -- if you think it's for the best, and the timing is best now, then there it is. Won't that have you working through the weekend to clean up, though?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2012 09:11 PM (kaalw)

348 Don't rip my head off, but I want to record here that Akin's petition is up to 6581 at this point in time. Unfortunately they don't let us keep pens and paper in prison so my only option is to use this forum to write stuff down. ( I hope to make a graph out of these petition numbers at a later date).

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 23, 2012 09:11 PM (zrpqj)

349 Posted by: Waterhouse at August 24, 2012 01:10 AM (kZYXX) Fucking BULLSHIT! I'm so fucking disgusted now.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 09:12 PM (HWUv9)

350 Thanks everyone for naming the "Gatchaman/Battle of the Planets/G-Force" series. It evokes memories of a time when dinosaurs roamed the Earth.

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 09:13 PM (ruiF1)

351 Posted by: Serious Cat at August 24, 2012 01:11 AM (zrpqj) You're in prison?

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 09:13 PM (HWUv9)

352 a time when dinosaurs roamed the Earth. Posted by: derit at August 24, 2012 01:13 AM (ruiF1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTGiN0FWE7g

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 09:14 PM (HWUv9)

353 Hot sauce on watermelon is like a circus in your mouth.

Posted by: Gman at August 23, 2012 09:14 PM (JrUrv)

354 What?  I missed a Ninja Science Team Gatchaman post or two?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2012 09:14 PM (kDokH)

355 All right, where can I get a good photo of this? http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/08/20/billboard-controversy-comes-to-north-texas/

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2012 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

356 Looks like Lance Armstrong stopped fighting the USADA, and will be stripped of all his Tour de France titles. Cancer, The Pyrenees, drug tests: check. Lawyers at-large: you can't win.

Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2012 09:15 PM (FcR7P)

357 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 24, 2012 01:14 AM (kDokH) And Macross as well.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 09:16 PM (HWUv9)

358 Darn it, was kinda busy writing.  Oh well.  The karmic wheel of anime means we will return to these discussions soon enough.  Just keep Shoji from making another rock band/space fighter anime.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2012 09:17 PM (kDokH)

359 334 That is awesome.

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2012 09:19 PM (sdi6R)

360 DId you say rock band space fighter? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVqLmrd3Tw4

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 09:19 PM (HWUv9)

361 Tropical storm Isaac looks like it will miss Tampa, but  tropical storm Joyce is projected to hit North Carolina in a week or so.. Or something.

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 23, 2012 09:21 PM (BVkEs)

362 Brooks and Noonan, hell no. Replace them with Theodore Dalrymple and James Bowman. And David Warren should be better known.

Posted by: el gordo at August 23, 2012 09:21 PM (rO8Te)

363 he did work on the new Aquarion series which though had no bands, had his typical strong music playing a role

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 09:22 PM (tw6Ar)

364 Hurricanes are so 2005.

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 09:22 PM (Wp4rQ)

365 Actually the predictions for TD Joyce is it will do a classic hook, might rain on Bermuda, menace ships at sea, and vanish in the North Atlantic.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2012 09:23 PM (kDokH)

366 Right-wing provincials know nothing of the intricacies of the DC party circuit.

Posted by: Peggy Nooner at August 23, 2012 09:23 PM (IoNBC)

367 334

That Crony video has been on nearly half a dozen major sites on teh Rightosphere today. AOSHQ needs either a tipline or hawt interns.

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 09:23 PM (ruiF1)

368 At 68Hr Isaac will pass over the Florida Keys with 65mph winds.

Not this shit again.

Posted by: Johnny Rocco at August 23, 2012 09:25 PM (kZYXX)

369 Actually the predictions for TD Joyce is it will do a classic hook, might rain on Bermuda, menace ships at sea, and vanish in the North Atlantic. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 24, 2012 01:23 AM (kDokH) I'm going to Iceland, bitches.

Posted by: Joyce at August 23, 2012 09:25 PM (Wp4rQ)

370 apparently I'm now a LOCAL FOOD!!! snob for asking why I wasn't told to pick up tomatoes at the farmer's market instead of my friend/roommate buying some at the grocery store

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 09:26 PM (tw6Ar)

371 you know, if we make you sad, you could go somewhere else.

Posted by: hobbes at August 23, 2012 09:26 PM (OEQY9)

372 Posted by: jimi ray at August 24, 2012 01:24 AM (79EF9) You want to be noticed. Your refusal to capitalize is a point in your favor, but you're quite weak on use of explanation points and emoticons.

Posted by: Scobface at August 23, 2012 09:27 PM (IoNBC)

373 Most projections show TD Joyce headed straight up Obama's ass in Charlotte.

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 23, 2012 09:28 PM (BVkEs)

374 explanation points Drunkeness. What can't it do?

Posted by: Scobface at August 23, 2012 09:28 PM (IoNBC)

375 I shall smite Boston with rain and all your Red Sox shall be very wet and smelly.

Posted by: Joyce at August 23, 2012 09:29 PM (Wp4rQ)

376 pretty cool shirt
http://tinyurl.com/78n6kc2

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 09:29 PM (tw6Ar)

377 383 I'm going to Iceland, bitches. Volcano'll get you.

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2012 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

378 Johnny Rocco I am only posting what NHC/NOAA is predicting.  They will admit anything beyond 36 hours is pretty iffy.  The probability cone gets huge after 3 days. 

Just like right now they are predicting Isaac will follow a straight path through the Gulf of Mexico to landfall in Pascagoula, MS.  But take that with a very giant grain of salt.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2012 09:30 PM (kDokH)

379 Hey Kids


http://tinyurl.com/96xyf73




Posted by: jc at August 23, 2012 09:32 PM (ufJKx)

380 383 I'm going to Iceland, bitches. Watch out for them geysers, there among them English.

Posted by: Amish Scobface at August 23, 2012 09:32 PM (IoNBC)

381 Joyce and volcanoes...  so where are the cats and dogs living together come in?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 23, 2012 09:32 PM (kDokH)

382 Actually this turn in the script, at Burn Notice, was motivated by tw o things, first McGinley can never turn out to be a good guy 2) serves the city of miami commission right for extorting the crew to stay in Miami.

Posted by: archie goodwin at August 23, 2012 09:32 PM (ctjsq)

383 But Anderson...! The main focus of the email is to inform women and the public that "The Romney Ryan platform will require all women 35 years and younger to wear tube tops and Jordache jeans !"

Posted by: DebbieWazzermanSlitchz at August 23, 2012 09:33 PM (dvLAs)

384

Posted by: jimi ray at August 24, 2012 01:24 AM (79EF9)

 

What exactly are you babbling about?  I don't think anyone is angry, annoyed yes.  Whenever someone makes a counter point to whatever you're saying you either ignore it, deflect it, or change the subject while acting like a petulant child. 

Posted by: Adam at August 23, 2012 09:34 PM (/YJYi)

385 "The Romney Ryan platform will require all women 35 years and younger to wear tube tops and Jordache jeans !"

David Bowie's "Cat People (Putting out the fire with gasoline)" [Annette!]:

http://youtu.be/kj28soFeGl8

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 09:36 PM (ruiF1)

386 Posted by: Adam at August 24, 2012 01:34 AM (/YJYi) He's learning, Adam. He's learning about us reichwing knuckledraggers.

Posted by: Amish Scobface at August 23, 2012 09:37 PM (IoNBC)

387 Not this shit again.

Posted by: Johnny Rocco at August 24, 2012 01:25 AM (kZYXX)



What's one Rocco, more or less?



Howdy roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2012 09:38 PM (yh0zB)

388 can only think of 2 things where McGinley is the good guy, The Atom in JLU and Perry in Scrubs which is a stretch to call a good guy

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 09:38 PM (tw6Ar)

389 someone smarter/more knowledgeable than you are Posted by: jimi ray at August 24, 2012 01:24 AM (79EF9) Who? Where? I haven't seen anyone posting in this thread tonight that fits that description.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 09:38 PM (HWUv9)

390 Howdy, JC! Howdy GGE!

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 09:39 PM (HWUv9)

391 I shall feed on the heat of Iceland's volcanos and grow large enough to engulf Europe and wash it clean. Even the French.

Posted by: Joyce at August 23, 2012 09:39 PM (Wp4rQ)

392 I shall feed on the heat of Iceland's volcanos and grow large enough to engulf Europe and wash it clean. Even the French. Posted by: Joyce at August 24, 2012 01:39 AM (Wp4rQ) Before you do send me some of those french baguettes.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 09:41 PM (HWUv9)

393

Even the French. - Joyce

 

Keep dreaming Joyce, only way you can make a frenchman smell better would be to drown him and leave him on a beach somewhere to bask in the sun for three days.

Posted by: hobbes at August 23, 2012 09:42 PM (OEQY9)

394 Hey, McGinley is a good guy in Wild Hogs

Posted by: Barney Frank at August 23, 2012 09:42 PM (UPoZk)

395 cuz, dammit --


http://tinyurl.com/csf8z94

Posted by: jc at August 23, 2012 09:42 PM (ufJKx)

396 Are all the shitheads gone?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 23, 2012 09:44 PM (bxiXv)

397 That Dire Straights video was great except it made me feel sad for good times that are gone forever. Oh well.

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 09:45 PM (Wp4rQ)

398 "Are all the shitheads gone?"

Naw, I'm still here.

Lou Brega's "Mambo Number 5":

http://youtu.be/sLeCcbbI_Os


Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 09:46 PM (ruiF1)

399 Doing more government stunt missions to the Moon would be silly and wrong. But, Americans going there to create Lunar colonies and make money and make a living in Space, that's a grand idea. Let's spread the Capitalist and American systems throughout the Solar System. Posted by: eman at August 24, 2012 12:51 AM (Wp4rQ) *************** First Lunar Colony? TANSTAAFL!!!! Posted by: 18-1 at August 24, 2012 01:03 AM (AUeaU) http://tinyurl.com/8vnk5d5

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 23, 2012 09:46 PM (sZTYJ)

400 sure to make Robert cringe --



http://tinyurl.com/8lhkf3l

Posted by: jc at August 23, 2012 09:46 PM (ufJKx)

401 From discussion I've been reading elsewhere: If Isaac organizes before hitting the Cuban mountains, it can be torn to shreds. An unorganized storm can survive passage over the mountains, and get organized afterwards. Isaac could also stay south of Cuba and hit the western part of the island, missing the mountains. If it gets loose in the Gulf, it can spin up in a hurry. People in the western FL panhandle, AL, and MS need to start paying attention.

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2012 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

402 21 I've been seeing these Amazon booksales charts and maps lately, and I have to wonder - are sales always conservative leaning, or do conservatives just have more recent books out. Some of the 'blue' books were pretty old. Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at August 23, 2012 10:36 PM (71iUa) Well to start with, we know how to read....

Posted by: Weirddave at August 23, 2012 09:48 PM (niboB)

403 Are all the shitheads gone? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 24, 2012 01:44 AM (bxiXv) Well I was about to go and watch a movie but since you're here...

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 09:49 PM (HWUv9)

404 sure to make Robert cringe -- http://tinyurl.com/8lhkf3l Posted by: jc at August 24, 2012 01:46 AM (ufJKx) No no, I *like* Pat Metheny.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 09:50 PM (HWUv9)

405 Are all the shitheads gone? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 24, 2012 01:44 AM (bxiXv) You and your trick questions!

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 09:50 PM (Wp4rQ)

406 Lou Brega's "Mambo Number 5": http://youtu.be/sLeCcbbI_Os Posted by: derit at August 24, 2012 01:46 AM (ruiF1) Paul Shanklin's "Bimbo Number 5": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDXc4MUg9v8 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 24, 2012 01:50 AM (yh0zB) Montrose - Space Station No. 5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6BTTJo1KmM

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 09:52 PM (HWUv9)

407 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRwR33FLmrI

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 09:52 PM (Wp4rQ)

408 410 Are all the shitheads gone?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 24, 2012 01:44 AM (bxiXv)




I'm still here!




.....er......

Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2012 09:52 PM (kaalw)

409 Space stations, which should never be built again cause been there done that. Or something.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 09:53 PM (HWUv9)

410 I'm still here!


.....er......

Posted by: cthulhu at August 24, 2012 01:52 AM (kaalw)




BACONZZZZ!!!!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2012 09:54 PM (yh0zB)

411 Baconthulhu.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 09:54 PM (HWUv9)

412 I gotta take a piss. But I don't want to get up. And this empty 8 ounce water bottle isn't gonna cut it. Maybe the wine glass...

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 09:57 PM (HWUv9)

413 hmm Dichen Lachman is in Last Resort, her and Braugher will get me to tune into the pilot

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 09:58 PM (tw6Ar)

414 I gotta take a piss. But I don't want to get up. And this empty 8 ounce water bottle isn't gonna cut it. Maybe the wine glass... Posted by: Robert at August 24, 2012 01:57 AM (HWUv9) Empty potato chip bag nearby?

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 09:58 PM (Wp4rQ)

415 Not empty, no.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 09:59 PM (HWUv9)

416 The Moon is basically a great big bag of The Periodic Table of the Elements. Lacking atmosphere, they should be somewhat less oxidized than the stuff on earth making for easier less power demanding refinement, and moon structures could be made of bare uncoated Fe/Al and last a long time.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 23, 2012 09:59 PM (w78gy)

417 What, no links to MST3K's hashup of Moon Zero Two? http://youtu.be/jJHcq85IlQE You really want to bake your noodle, watch that then watch The Adventures of Pluto Nash. Which may indeed be worthless except for the Sentry Gun scene, but it *did* have the Sentry Gun scene!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 23, 2012 09:59 PM (bxiXv)

418 Maybe the wine glass...

Posted by: Robert at August 24, 2012 01:57 AM (HWUv9)




the Zinfandel tastes a bit...off...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2012 09:59 PM (yh0zB)

419 430 Not empty, no. Posted by: Robert at August 24, 2012 01:59 AM (HWUv9) Put the chips in the wine glass, then piss in the bag.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 23, 2012 10:00 PM (bxiXv)

420 Put the chips in the wine glass, then piss in the bag.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 24, 2012 02:00 AM (bxiXv)



They are supposed to be salt and vinegar flavored.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2012 10:01 PM (yh0zB)

421 the Zinfandel tastes a bit...off... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 24, 2012 01:59 AM (yh0zB) Sorry, too much asparagus?

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 10:02 PM (HWUv9)

422 Big lots sells a brand of soda in a 3L bottle with a wide mouth cap. I keep one in in the attic for emergencies.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 23, 2012 10:02 PM (w78gy)

423 Wow, Hagar sounded better back before he hit it big.




Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 10:02 PM (ruiF1)

424 422 I loved the dancing bass player. I'd like to have seen more of her.

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2012 10:02 PM (sdi6R)

425 Sorry, too much asparagus?

Posted by: Robert at August 24, 2012 02:02 AM (HWUv9)



Asparagus????



<shudder>

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2012 10:03 PM (yh0zB)

426 Put the chips in the wine glass, then piss in the bag. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 24, 2012 02:00 AM (bxiXv) Or I could smash up the bag, dump the crumbs in the bottle, line the wine glass with the bag and then piss in that?

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 10:04 PM (HWUv9)

427 I loved the dancing bass player. I'd like to have seen more of her. Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2012 02:02 AM (sdi6R) She tried a solo career, but that went tits up. Definitely a cutie.

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 10:04 PM (Wp4rQ)

428 Hold on, I can think this through better on an empty bladder.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 10:04 PM (HWUv9)

429 Or I could smash up the bag, dump the crumbs in the bottle, line the wine glass with the bag and then piss in that?

Posted by: Robert at August 24, 2012 02:04 AM (HWUv9)



Or you could just roll your chair over to the window...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2012 10:04 PM (yh0zB)

430 Or I could smash up the bag, dump the crumbs in the bottle, line the wine glass with the bag and then piss in that? Posted by: Robert at August 24, 2012 02:04 AM (HWUv9) You could have made the trip by now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 23, 2012 10:05 PM (bxiXv)

431 I just D/L's the newest version of Avant. It can use the Chrome rendering engine...quite a bit faster than the release from a couple of months ago.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 23, 2012 10:05 PM (w78gy)

432 jr is pretty typical of his insular breed. They live in an echo chamber as much as any religious fanatic. If it is perceived as drawing funds away from his area of interest, it is evil. Real life is more complicated.

I wonder if it has ever occurred to him that there would not be a single scientific instrument in orbit or beyond if not for the deep interest in blowing up our enemies and staging PR stunts against same? Without the non-scientific interests in launch capability, the funding would simply have never existed to develop the technical expertise and infrastructure that made instruments like Hubble possible.

Personally, I don't approve of taxpayers footing the bill for Apollo. But nor do I approve of the taxpayers paying for Hubble. And I'm a guy who enjoys reading the results of pure research. But I cannot give pretend an astrophysicist is any more entitled to pick his neighbor's pocket than a crack ho with ten kids, none of them with a father in common.

My preference would be to do away with NASA entirely and hand over what functions can continue to be justified the DoD for the Air Force and Navy to fight over. DARPA would be expanded to include those technology pursuits needed for advancing the launch systems and other things, as DARPA already does for a variety of military tech interests. That these often find very useful applications in the civilian sector is a happy side effect.

Humans may never do anything of value beyond this planet. This may even extend to human minds embodied in forms better suited to the larger universe. But this fate is guaranteed if we don't even try.

Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 10:05 PM (kcfmt)

433 Or I could smash up the bag, dump the crumbs in the bottle, line the wine glass with the bag and then piss in that? Posted by: Robert at August 24, 2012 02:04 AM (HWUv9) That's sounds like more work than getting up. I see broken glass and amused ER docs in your future.

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 10:07 PM (Wp4rQ)

434 Asparagus? No, thanks. It makes my urine smell.

Posted by: Babe Ruth at August 23, 2012 10:08 PM (IoNBC)

435 hey GGE how is the car doing

Posted by: chemjeff at August 23, 2012 10:08 PM (d/5qf)

436 You could go with a catheter running into a 5gal pail. That would last quite a while before needing intervention.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 23, 2012 10:08 PM (w78gy)

437 Minmei?!! She was a whiny bitch who cock-teased Rick all through the series.  Can't stand her.   Lisa was where it's at.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 23, 2012 10:09 PM (mV8sg)

438 I loved the dancing bass player. I'd like to have seen more of her.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2012 02:02 AM (sdi6R)



Between them and The Bangles my dreams were pretty well filled up IYKWIMAITYD...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2012 10:09 PM (yh0zB)

439 You could go with a catheter running into a 5gal pail. That would last quite a while before needing intervention. Posted by: @PurpAv at August 24, 2012 02:08 AM (w78gy) A large potted plant can serve you well, Young Jedi.

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 10:09 PM (Wp4rQ)

440 #439

Jane Wiedlin. Had a bit of a solo career and became a fairly annoying PETA type. Had a tiny blink and you'll miss it role in Star Trek IV.  I was a bit depressed when a saw a recent picture of the band from a reunion tour. The years have not been kind to Jane.

Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 10:10 PM (kcfmt)

441 He must have a bladder the size of a basketball.

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 10:11 PM (Wp4rQ)

442 You could go with a catheter running into a 5gal pail. That would last quite a while before needing intervention. Posted by: @PurpAv at August 24, 2012 02:08 AM (w78gy) I like the cut of your jib, sailor.

Posted by: Robert slips on some empty kleenex boxes at August 23, 2012 10:11 PM (HWUv9)

443 Jane Wiedlin. Had a bit of a solo career and became a fairly annoying PETA type. Had a tiny blink and you'll miss it role in Star Trek IV. I was a bit depressed when a saw a recent picture of the band from a reunion tour. The years have not been kind to Jane. Posted by: epobirs at August 24, 2012 02:10 AM (kcfmt) Yeah, I should avoid looking at pictures of what the years have done, but I will anyway.

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 10:13 PM (Wp4rQ)

444 hey GGE how is the car doing

Posted by: chemjeff at August 24, 2012 02:08 AM (d/5qf)




All better now, except the replacement wheel is the wrong color. No probs, the replacement for the replacement is in, I just need to take it over next week and get it swapped out.



http://tinyurl.com/8r3cgjk



I had a little extra done while they had it in the paint shop.



http://tinyurl.com/9pqc99f

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2012 10:14 PM (yh0zB)

445 I see broken glass and amused ER docs in your future. Posted by: eman at August 24, 2012 02:07 AM (Wp4rQ) And all paid with Obamabucks. Thanks, Mr. President!

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 10:14 PM (HWUv9)

446 "It's the way of the future...the way of the future...the way of the future..."

Donnie Iris' "Ah Leah":

http://youtu.be/YH5Arbm47IQ


Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 10:14 PM (ruiF1)

447 Hey, at least Minmei wasn't a cross-dresser.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 23, 2012 10:15 PM (bxiXv)

448 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 24, 2012 02:14 AM (yh0zB) Purty!

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 10:15 PM (HWUv9)

449 Jane Wiedlin looked mighty fine back in the day.

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 10:17 PM (Wp4rQ)

450 Microsoft is launching a new corporate logo. I think it kinda bites compared to the last one. http://tinyurl.com/9t8ryxv

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 23, 2012 10:18 PM (w78gy)

451 Posted by: epobirs at August 24, 2012 02:05 AM (kcfmt) If the economy wasn't constantly being ass-raped by bureaucrats and Long Marchers, we could be arguing over what our rich society could putter away its surpluses on (other than refunds), instead of feeling anxiety over what will happen when we can't pay our debt anymore. If everything weren't so heavily regulated and we didn't have so many lawyers, we could practically do it with clubs. Like an NRA or car clubs for rocketry and space exploration. They could cooperate with "pure researchers" studying principles, chemistry, etc.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 23, 2012 10:19 PM (bxiXv)

452 Hey, at least Minmei wasn't a cross-dresser. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 24, 2012 02:15 AM (bxiXv) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvXTC7LeIMI

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 10:19 PM (HWUv9)

453 Microsoft is launching a new corporate logo. I think it kinda bites compared to the last one. http://tinyurl.com/9t8ryxv Posted by: @PurpAv at August 24, 2012 02:18 AM (w78gy) And winner of lame logo of the year award is... Microsoft!!

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 10:20 PM (Wp4rQ)

454 GGE that is great

Posted by: chemjeff at August 23, 2012 10:21 PM (d/5qf)

455 Microsoft is launching a new corporate logo. I think it kinda bites compared to the last one.

http://tinyurl.com/9t8ryxv
Posted by: @PurpAv at August 24, 2012 02:18 AM (w78gy)



So their new corporate logo is...a Rubix  cube!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2012 10:22 PM (yh0zB)

456 If the economy wasn't constantly being ass-raped by bureaucrats and Long Marchers, Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 24, 2012 02:19 AM (bxiXv) The exceptional American economy has natural defenses against rapey overregulation.

Posted by: Barack O-Akin at August 23, 2012 10:23 PM (HWUv9)

457

Well...

The double mash of "PENFIEORI CHANTELL GRAPPA half&half with the "INCANTO RISVERA CHIANTI CLASSICO 2008 has caused flashbacks to 1980 and I think one of my primary LVA's just clogged up from the HOOPLA.

 

May have to call Rosie O'Donnell and get a consult....if she not be getting "LAP DANCED," at the moment....

 

jus sayin...

Posted by: Richard at August 23, 2012 10:24 PM (wlisC)

458 Bracing between shock towers? [derisive sniff]!

Foreigner's "Dirty White Boy":

http://youtu.be/LUDMy-GplkQ

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 10:27 PM (ruiF1)

459 DId someone say Rosie O? http://tinyurl.com/bmmnxde

Posted by: Barack O-Akin at August 23, 2012 10:27 PM (HWUv9)

460 447 Good comment. Military needs have always spurred advances in technology, going back to prehistoric times. The earliest satellite launch vehicles (both US and USSR) were adapted from ICBMs designed to hurl nuclear warheads. Today's Soyuz manned spacecraft uses a booster that is a direct descendant of the world's first ICBM from 1957. They even launch from the very same pads. The first two American attempts to send a probe to the moon were conducted by the USAF in 1958, before NASA was created. Trying to keep this brief, but now Bigelow Aerospace has developed an inflatable habitat module. They've already orbited smaller versions to prove the concept. As I understand it, they're basically cooling their heels waiting for somebody to develop manned spacecraft to populate it. Several companies, including SpaceX, Boeing, and Sierra Nevada are hard at work on that. We might have several space stations in orbit in a few years. It could happen faster than we think. You could take a Bigelow module, stick a Dragon on one end and an engine on the other, and you'd practically have an interplanetary spaceship.

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2012 10:28 PM (sdi6R)

461
May have to call Rosie O'Donnell and get a consult....if she not be getting "LAP DANCED," at the moment....

jus sayin...

Posted by: Richard at August 24, 2012 02:24 AM (wlisC)


===


are you sure that wouldn't be Lap Banded?

Posted by: jc at August 23, 2012 10:28 PM (ufJKx)

462 May have to call Rosie O'Donnell and get a consult....if she not be getting "LAP DANCED," at the moment....

jus sayin...

Posted by: Richard at August 24, 2012 02:24 AM (wlisC)




I think I just threw up a little...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2012 10:30 PM (yh0zB)

463 #464

Yes, she did but it was a youthful cuteness that didn't transition into a mature beauty. I'm sure it came up here a few nights ago, that I was surprised how good Belinda Carlisle looked in post-GoGos career. I knew her distantly in her high school days and I'd have expected her to just keep getting chubbier and then go the full Mr. Creosote once she had a kid.

Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 10:30 PM (kcfmt)

464 439 422 I loved the dancing bass player. I'd like to have seen more of her. That was Wiedlen, although they all danced to one extent or another (other than Schock, I guess), but she played guitar. Kathy Valentine was the bass player. They played this before their concerts last year: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSCQc_OsLg

Posted by: Whoever this is, it's definitely not Michael at August 23, 2012 10:30 PM (qA5G4)

465 Behold, the future of the nation.... http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=45342&pl=daddy_hug

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 23, 2012 10:30 PM (w78gy)

466
a little samba



http://tinyurl.com/9rnd4zb

Posted by: jc at August 23, 2012 10:32 PM (ufJKx)

467 Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2012 02:28 AM (sdi6R) Yeah, the inflatable stations looks pretty cool and the two prototypes in orbit seem to be doing quite well. I saw an article showing planned hotel stations and modules that can be hooked together. All at a tiny cost compared to the ISS.

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 10:32 PM (Wp4rQ)

468 ''May have to call Rosie O'Donnell and get a consult....if she not be getting "LAP DANCED," at the moment....

jus sayin... ''


The only thing out there that could lap dance her died about 65 million years ago.

Posted by: Berserker at August 23, 2012 10:33 PM (FMbng)

469 Posted by: @PurpAv at August 24, 2012 02:30 AM (w78gy) Think I found my future wife. http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=44541&pl=daddy_hug

Posted by: Barack O-Akin at August 23, 2012 10:33 PM (HWUv9)

470 Fucking sock...

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 10:34 PM (HWUv9)

471 "Damn you Maetenloch, I wasted 1.65 minutes of my life watching that watermelon tutorial."

As soon as he suggested silverware I knew it was bogus and stopped. The only silverware that should contact the melon is the 16" knife you cut it open and into slices with.

Posted by: bill-o at August 23, 2012 10:34 PM (AWwDY)

472 http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=44439&pl=daddy_hug Morons, can you see your daughter bringing this home?

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 10:35 PM (HWUv9)

473 That guy is just expressing his individualism...and retardation, but mostly retardation.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 23, 2012 10:38 PM (w78gy)

474 but mostly retardation. Posted by: @PurpAv at August 24, 2012 02:38 AM (w78gy) He should run for Congress.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 10:39 PM (HWUv9)

475 but mostly retardation. Posted by: @PurpAv at August 24, 2012 02:38 AM (w78gy) He should run for Congress. Posted by: Robert at August 24, 2012 02:39 AM (HWUv9) If he wins he would be the first retard in Congress. Wait.

Posted by: eman at August 23, 2012 10:41 PM (Wp4rQ)

476 484 I sure wish I hadn't clicked "next".

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2012 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

477 #466

In a rational world there wouldn't be any large surpluses to apply to such stuff. Whatever was kept in reserve would be solely for dealing with the unpredictable but inevitable, such as natural disasters.

The vast bulk of funds that come under government control would instead stay in private hands. If some wealthy guy wants to launch and operate a Hubble, good for him. It's a gift to all mankind, even if some would complain they saw better uses for the capital. Let them whine. It's his money to do with what he wants so long as he isn't directly inflicting harm on other citizens or citizens of nations whom we're not currently peeved at.

Manned space flight is something I support but the way our government conducted it was just dumb and effectively sabotaged the whole concept ever since. We went to the Moon before we'd really gotten a handle on getting to orbit. Access to orbit had a lot of value for things beyond the military and scientific, as seen in communications.

Letting the military pursue reduced launch costs would have huge benefits for everything you might do in orbit, be it military, scientific, or industrial. Everything follows from what it cost to get a pound of anything to orbit and beyond.

I'd have been perfectly happy to delay setting boot on the Moon for a decade or more if it meant a much better developed ground to orbit capability with a well established civilian infrastructure. Imagine how much cheaper a commercial endeavor like Iridium could have been, and thus more viable with greater availability to more people.

Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 10:43 PM (kcfmt)

478 Gyspy lady (not you, Nicki, you pig), where's my wallet?

B.W. Stevenson's "My Maria":

http://youtu.be/A9iJ1sUDF6g

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 10:43 PM (ruiF1)

479
So their new corporate logo is...a Rubix cube!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 24, 2012 02:22 AM (yh0zB)



At least, it wasn't an "O".

I think it looks okay.  It's not offensive.  As long as they didn't spend more than $250 for it, it would even be a decent expenditure.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 23, 2012 10:44 PM (X3lox)

480 Somebody explain this one to me. http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=42270&pl=daddy_hug

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2012 10:44 PM (sdi6R)

481 491 484 I sure wish I hadn't clicked "next". I had the right not to, but I did not have the ability.

Posted by: Whoever this is, it's definitely not Michael at August 23, 2012 10:45 PM (qA5G4)

482 Posted by: epobirs at August 24, 2012 02:43 AM (kcfmt) I don't disagree on any particular point. Clearly the national pastime at some point became Dicking Around, and human progress has suffered. And doing Orbit/Moon out of order is what happens when you fall for the Central Planning Muse, Destructa.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 23, 2012 10:47 PM (bxiXv)

483 #117 is the winner:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=44754&pl=daddy_hug

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 23, 2012 10:48 PM (X3lox)

484

Robert,

 

Yup....Man!!! Wish I could say something even...on topic or otherwise...

I will just drift in the algae bloom somewhere off the surf-line in front of GLADSTONES in MALIBU....fer shure dude 

Posted by: Richard at August 23, 2012 10:48 PM (wlisC)

485 #479

I'm not sure what is more horrifying. The idea that Dancin' Kim might look at this today and think it was pretty cool or the idea that anyone needed a formal explanation of those moves.

Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 10:49 PM (kcfmt)

486 Damn you, Cher, for stealing my remaining bran cells!

http://youtu.be/eWeezUxIzaE

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 10:49 PM (ruiF1)

487 explain this one to me Marshmallow implants?!?!

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 23, 2012 10:50 PM (w78gy)

488 Somebody explain this one to me. Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2012 02:44 AM (sdi6R) It's just easier to have another drink.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 10:51 PM (HWUv9)

489 Pixy stole the ampersand in my link.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 23, 2012 10:51 PM (X3lox)

490 501 remaining bran cells!

Posted by: derit at August 24, 2012 02:49 AM (ruiF1)


===


good typo.  fits the old prune pretty well.

Posted by: jc at August 23, 2012 10:52 PM (ufJKx)

491 """Somebody explain this one to me.""


There is no explaining that one. I bet they are obama voters though.

Posted by: Berserker at August 23, 2012 10:52 PM (FMbng)

492 480 Behold, the future of the nation....

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=45342&pl=daddy_hug

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 24, 2012 02:30 AM (w78gy)


WTF is wrong with those people???

Posted by: chemjeff at August 23, 2012 10:53 PM (d/5qf)

493 I will just drift in the algaebloom somewhere off the surf-line in front of GLADSTONES in MALIBU....fer shure dude Posted by: Richard at August 24, 2012 02:48 AM (wlisC) Best have a floatation device handy. http://tinyurl.com/clhfa4q

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 10:53 PM (HWUv9)

494

"BARTENDER!!!!"

Posted by: Richard at August 23, 2012 10:53 PM (wlisC)

495 504 Pixy stole the ampersand in my link.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 24, 2012 02:51 AM (X3lox)


===


somewhere pixy has been hording thousands of missing ampersands.  I tried putting my ampersands on milk cartons, but no avail.

Posted by: jc at August 23, 2012 10:54 PM (ufJKx)

496 WTF is wrong with those people??? Posted by: chemjeff at August 24, 2012 02:53 AM (d/5qf) Just pretend they're all European.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 10:54 PM (HWUv9)

497 Hey C.J!

Posted by: Richard at August 23, 2012 10:55 PM (wlisC)

498 "BARTENDER!!!!" Posted by: Richard at August 24, 2012 02:53 AM (wlisC) You called? http://tinyurl.com/bqp7eyl

Posted by: Delicious Bar Maid at August 23, 2012 10:56 PM (HWUv9)

499 hey Richard

Posted by: chemjeff at August 23, 2012 10:56 PM (d/5qf)

500 I think I just figured out how to hook up my DSL so I only need one filter for the whole house.... Take both pairs everywhere, but only hookup the red/green to telco. Then take one DSL filter and use its output to backfeed the yellow/black which is isolated from the telco. Then all you need to do is make up a bunch of special phone cords that ignore yellow/black and have red/green as inner pair on one end and on the other end red/green as the outer pair on the other end. inner pair end goes to device/phone outer pair end goes to wall jack. This should be cool and eliminate all but one of those dangly ass filters.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 23, 2012 10:56 PM (w78gy)

501
somewhere pixy has been hording thousands of missing ampersands. I tried putting my ampersands on milk cartons, but no avail.

Posted by: jc at August 24, 2012 02:54 AM (ufJKx)



Pixy must have had some bad experience in junior high school, or something, where he was always confusing ampersands and G-clefs where everyone used to laugh at him and he just never got over the trauma.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 23, 2012 10:57 PM (X3lox)

502 Peggy Noonan is a conservative like I am a ballerina.
The Peej rocks!

Posted by: navybrat at August 23, 2012 10:57 PM (PIgwN)

503 WTF is wrong with those people??? Posted by: chemjeff at August 24, 2012 02:53 AM (d/5qf) Hey, look at it this way, they're not all strung out on heroin and sleeping in alleys and selling themselves for... Actually, now that I think about it, a lot of them probably are. Never mind. A lot of people have self-image problems. Some of them abuse substances, some of them abuse other people, some of them abuse themselves. Some people are also so far down the artsy-fartsy road that they don't even see it that way, it's "art" or whatever. Largely irreversible, alienating art.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 23, 2012 10:58 PM (bxiXv)

504 #497

Last year I tried to explain to some co-workers that Johnson sold the Space Program to the Southern voting bloc by packaging it as Civil War Reparations. Their minds were blown because they couldn't process the concept of reparations in any other context than gifts to the descendents of slaves. They couldn't comprehend that there was plenty of residual anger among Southerners, especially the middle-age men in government in the early 60s who had parents and grandarents who'd lived through the Civil War era.

Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 10:58 PM (kcfmt)

505 This should be cool and eliminate all but one of those dangly ass filters. Posted by: @PurpAv at August 24, 2012 02:56 AM (w78gy) Thinking of future homeowners / renters / whatever, just document it in laminate in the cabinet or whatever. I can't tell you how many remote office trips I did where I found some undocumented spaghetti had failed. Mind you a home would be less complicated, but still.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 23, 2012 11:01 PM (bxiXv)

506

514

 

School going cool? Or is the sweating of the fine points taking a toll?

 

Been there and bailed! Hope you can NAIL!!

Posted by: Richard at August 23, 2012 11:01 PM (wlisC)

507 Man, I forget the image tag block every time.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 23, 2012 11:01 PM (bxiXv)

508 As a practical matter, the civil war would have been unnecessary if north had just waffled for another 20 years. Slavery would have been obsoleted by the industrial revolution, and the economic ties between the north/south would have been strengthened by it to the point were the south wouldn't have deemed war necessary.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 23, 2012 11:03 PM (w78gy)

509 Fucking brown outs fuck up production lines so bad. It's a goddamn nightmare. Thank goodness I got that sorted, and can slack off now.

Posted by: Zakn at August 23, 2012 11:05 PM (7F9i5)

510 wow, dana p's husband is a lucky man...did I say that out loud--whhaaa?

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 11:05 PM (ruiF1)

511 Richard, oh just panicking as usual. oh well.
well I've panicked enough for one day.  good night

Posted by: chemjeff at August 23, 2012 11:06 PM (d/5qf)

512 Balls!

Posted by: lance [/i] [/b] at August 23, 2012 11:07 PM (Q/1Jp)

513

Time to go for the AMERICAN....IN YOR FACE...COCKTAIL.....

MARTINI...SHAKEN...2 LARGE OLIVES..chilled glass...and we SMOKE in this bar ya nanny state FREAKS!!!

Posted by: Richard at August 23, 2012 11:07 PM (wlisC)

514 515 I think I just figured out how to hook up my DSL so I only need one filter for the whole house.... Take both pairs everywhere, but only hookup the red/green to telco. Then take one DSL filter and use its output to backfeed the yellow/black which is isolated from the telco. Then all you need to do is make up a bunch of special phone cords that ignore yellow/black and have red/green as inner pair on one end and on the other end red/green as the outer pair on the other end. inner pair end goes to device/phone outer pair end goes to wall jack. This should be cool and eliminate all but one of those dangly ass filters. It was so much easier in the old days. You plugged your phone into a phone jack, you plugged your TV into an electrical outlet, and extended the rabbit ears. Bang, you're done. (Before anybody says anything, yes, I do remember hard-wired telephones.)

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2012 11:08 PM (sdi6R)

515 Balls! Posted by: lance at August 24, 2012 03:07 AM (Q/1Jp) OPPRESSOR!

Posted by: Feminist Harpy at August 23, 2012 11:08 PM (HWUv9)

516 #515

Or you could just isolate things at the MPOE and go to whatever form of networking you favor from there.

When I first got DSL in 1999 (I was the only subscriber in the entire neighborhood for almost a year because they were really bad at telling people it was available and non-geek weren't inclined to ask for it yet) it was in a house where my sister and her husband formerly ran their business, so it was well set up for multiple phone lines with separate jacks for the business lines in certain locations. So it was really easy to isolate the DSL with a single filter at the MPOE in that case. The jack once used for the business line near my desk became the dedicated DSL inlet where the modem and router connected.

I used HPNA back then for connecting the downstairs. That wouldn't work in the current place because there is only a single jack on each floor, so powerline was the solution until I finally got permission to get to run some Cat 5e while fixing the horrible coax install.

Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 11:10 PM (kcfmt)

517 Thinking of future homeowners / renters / whatever, just document it in laminate in the cabinet or whatever. The neat thing about the scheme is the magic happens in the custom made phone cords to phones/fax/etc, not the in-wall/attic phone lines. The infrastructure wiring is standard two pair all the way except that only L1 is hooked up to telco and that's a standard inner pair hookup. I've also switched the original point to point topology to a star, so any reconfigurations won't involve taking apart any of the wall jacks. All the action is at the splice blocks in the attic.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 23, 2012 11:10 PM (w78gy)

518 And frankly I can't recall a single memorable George Will column in years. According to hearsay he's focusing these days on the grandeur of baseball and why blue jeans and football should be banned.

Good thing the limits of conservatism aren't limited by your shrunken walnut.

I hope that scoop comes with a cone instead of your hands alone.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 23, 2012 11:10 PM (Q/1Jp)

519 Balls! Posted by: lance at August 24, 2012 03:07 AM (Q/1Jp) OPPRESSOR! Posted by: Feminist Harpy at August 24, 2012 03:08 AM (HWUv9) Depends... have the balls dropped or not?

Posted by: Harry Reid, Searchlights Dim Bulb at August 23, 2012 11:10 PM (sZTYJ)

520 Aaaaaannnnnndddddd I'm out. And speaking of cocktails I leave you with...MINT JULEP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJV-O1e10z8 Good night, Jefe. Good night, Richard. Good night, JC, Cooth, Mero, Derit, Rickl, Zakn, Purple, Epo, Dude, Navybrat, TPOP. Good night, ONT!

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2012 11:11 PM (HWUv9)

521 zee stupid in MWO, it burns

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 11:12 PM (tw6Ar)

522 gotta go kids.



http://tinyurl.com/3vqqpq


Posted by: jc at August 23, 2012 11:12 PM (ufJKx)

523 Hey George Will,

You've been the sole voice of conservatism in the WaPo and on ABC for the past 30 years.

What have you done for us lately?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 23, 2012 11:12 PM (Q/1Jp)

524 "He's working on his putts...":

http://youtu.be/9FPv2toi5og

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 11:13 PM (ruiF1)

525 439 422
I loved the dancing bass player. I'd like to have seen more of her.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2012 02:02 AM (sdi6R)



The bass player doesn't dance much -- you might mean the rhythm guitarist....who, IIRC, was also a dominatrix.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2012 11:13 PM (kaalw)

526 #523

True. I was surprised that the author of the book I'm currently reading doesn't seem to get this. (A Farewell To Alms by Gregory Clark.)


Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 11:14 PM (kcfmt)

527 George Will doesn't care anymore. He won't live long enough to make it through the collapse and whatever comes after.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 23, 2012 11:14 PM (w78gy)

528 George Will doesn't care anymore. He won't live long enough to make it through the collapse and whatever comes after. Posted by: @PurpAv

Yeah, and fuck that Reagan bitch too.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 23, 2012 11:15 PM (Q/1Jp)

529 What have you done for us lately?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 24, 2012 03:12 AM (Q/1Jp)


he pointed out the evilness of jean. And do you like baseball?

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 11:16 PM (tw6Ar)

530 him raging about the inherent evil in wearing blue jeans is still one of the funniest things I've ever read.....sadly he was serious though

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 11:18 PM (tw6Ar)

531 How are the Goons doing in MWO? I haven't talked to them about it in a while

Posted by: Zakn at August 23, 2012 11:18 PM (7F9i5)

532 That Steyn fellow ... I don't know. Perhaps we should put him in the tree shredder to be sure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 23, 2012 11:20 PM (Q/1Jp)

533 How are the Goons doing in MWO? I haven't talked to them about it in a while

Posted by: Zakn at August 24, 2012 03:18 AM (7F9i5)


they're not too hot in the game considering how annoying they are

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 11:21 PM (tw6Ar)

534 Star topology? *That* brings back nightmares. Mind you, the equipment was antique when I got there, so there's that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 23, 2012 11:21 PM (bxiXv)

535 http://dog-shaming.com/ Found at Knowledge is Power No comment needed.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 23, 2012 11:22 PM (bxiXv)

536 495 Somebody explain this one to me.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=42270&pl=daddy_hug

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2012 02:44 AM (sdi6R)



Wait until you see the winner that Cake Girl hooked up with.....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2012 11:23 PM (kaalw)

537

526

Dude...PULL YOURSELF BY YER COCK-STRAPS AND WEE ONE ON THE WALL!! YA BE NO FROTHIN SISSY-BOY IN THIS BLOODY HELL ACRE OF DOOM ANGELS LADDY!!! GET YER KIT THE RAM ROD ME BOYO!! GET YOUR KIT TRUE THE LACES AND IRON OR DIE THE SMOTLIGGEN

not bad.....

Posted by: Richard at August 23, 2012 11:26 PM (wlisC)

538 540 The bass player doesn't dance much -- you might mean the rhythm guitarist The one in the gray dress with the red stockings, on the far right or far left depending on whether you're looking from the front or the back. ....who, IIRC, was also a dominatrix. Interesting. O...K, with that I'll call it a night. I should have been in bed a couple hours ago. G'night, all.

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2012 11:26 PM (sdi6R)

539 #117 is the winner:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=44754pl=daddy_hug

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 24, 2012 02:48 AM (X3lox)



holy shit, I fell down that rabbit hole and got lost for a while...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2012 11:27 PM (yh0zB)

540 Its not dog shaming, its owner shaming. People declaring to the world that they're tards with way too much time on their hands who revel in their vacuousness.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 23, 2012 11:29 PM (w78gy)

541 Well, I'm out as well, I'm doing touch-and-gos over here. See all of you roonz (and maybe some roonettez as well) on the next ONT!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 23, 2012 11:29 PM (yh0zB)

542 Oh and because a linkback is more proper: http://preview.tinyurl.com/9caasaq

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 23, 2012 11:30 PM (bxiXv)

543 555 Its not dog shaming, its owner shaming. People declaring to the world that they're tards with way too much time on their hands who revel in their vacuousness. Posted by: @PurpAv at August 24, 2012 03:29 AM (w78gy) The point is not the failure and uselessness. It's teh funneh.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 23, 2012 11:31 PM (bxiXv)

544 I've also switched the original point to point topology to a star, so any reconfigurations won't involve taking apart any of the wall jacks. All the action is at the splice blocks in the attic.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 24, 2012 03:10 AM (w78gy)



Our entry-hall coat closet has an interesting "upstairs".



There's a coax/twisted pair patch panel on the back, alarm system to the left, networking hub to the right (cablemodem, wireless router, gigabit switch, 2T NAS), and clear boxes of patch cords in the middle.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2012 11:31 PM (kaalw)

545 holy shit, I fell down that rabbit hole and got lost for a while. Insanity draws in spectators...it like watch slo-mo train wrecks. Disturbing, but compelling.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 23, 2012 11:31 PM (w78gy)

546 The Cowsills' "The rain, the park, & other things":

http://youtu.be/Yi0CqIeLjkQ

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 11:32 PM (ruiF1)

547 If anyone is still awake, check this out: goo.gl/Qf1Uz Romney is gaining on Obama in the swing states. All of them...

Posted by: Seriously at August 23, 2012 11:40 PM (QTVh2)

548 Innnerestin'

Fry's has a 2 TB Hitachi SATA-III 7200 RPM drive for $110.

Or you can get the same drive mechanism in a USB 3.0 enclosure for $90.

Posted by: epobirs at August 23, 2012 11:44 PM (kcfmt)

549 562, Mittens is going to take every one of those "swing states"

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2012 11:47 PM (WkuV6)

550 I'll bury me righteous storage chisel in the tablet of mine enemy. Big Sis, your forehead crease is looking awful stony these days...[come and get me!]

http://youtu.be/SEKZJp-x-Dc


Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 11:50 PM (ruiF1)

551

547

 

 

MAKO's last I checked. Hear they don't need a blood scent... they just like to FEED on movement or trolling posters. Sometimes they have cellphones and call other MAKO's to give them a lead on prey that is in their LOCAL. You should check out the "ANIMAL PLANET" for how these AMAZING SHARKS are able to communicate 

Posted by: Richard at August 23, 2012 11:50 PM (wlisC)

552 563 Innnerestin'

Fry's has a 2 TB Hitachi SATA-III 7200 RPM drive for $110.

Or you can get the same drive mechanism in a USB 3.0 enclosure for $90.

Posted by: epobirs at August 24, 2012 03:44 AM (kcfmt)




But, but, but, but -- it voids the warranty if you take it out of the enclosure!!!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2012 11:50 PM (kaalw)

553

Posted by: epobirs at August 24, 2012 03:44 AM (kcfmt)


rather buy more F3 HDs

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 11:52 PM (tw6Ar)

554 and getting on a team in MWO that can win in a 6v8 situation with only 1 death is fun....sadly I was that death

Posted by: The Dude at August 23, 2012 11:53 PM (tw6Ar)

555 I still want a thunderstorm...

Posted by: Richard at August 23, 2012 11:54 PM (wlisC)

556 Oh Dude, hows that new build on Dust looking? I heard good things

Posted by: Zakn at August 23, 2012 11:55 PM (7F9i5)

557 Frank Mills' "Music Box Dancer":

http://youtu.be/2N_tmH6y7ng

Posted by: derit at August 23, 2012 11:57 PM (ruiF1)

558

Checked the local "NEXRAD" radar...no thunderstorms...paint me bummed.....

 

night all and  sweet dreams!

Posted by: Richard at August 23, 2012 11:59 PM (wlisC)

559 Or you can get the same drive mechanism in a USB 3.0 enclosure for $90. Posted by: epobirs at August 24, 2012 03:44 AM (kcfmt) AUGH. Only when I'm broke. I was going to build a FreeNAS server.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 23, 2012 11:59 PM (bxiXv)

560 I already have on of the USB 3.0 Hitachis. It's been great so far. But if I had a new machine to build, dissecting one for the drive might be the best deal going. I'd be tempted if work was steadier. I really enjoy building new machines but don't get to do it nearly as often as I'd like. Most of my clients are better off with a big brand box these days, unless they want something special that is hard to find or very costly off the shelf.

Posted by: epobirs at August 24, 2012 12:01 AM (kcfmt)

561 Oh Dude, hows that new build on Dust looking? I heard good things

Posted by: Zakn at August 24, 2012 03:55 AM (7F9i5)


haven't checked out this week's build but I'm digging the improvements that they are making



my current stats in MWO is so bad since they don't count assists yet

http://i46.tinypic.com/rmtcpi.png

Posted by: The Dude at August 24, 2012 12:02 AM (tw6Ar)

562 Also, now that I finally have a simple device downstairs that appears to play EVERYTHING (or at least everything I've tested) I want to boost my DLNA capacity up a lot. Currently have a 2 TB drive hanging off the router but more like 8 TB of material I'd like to have easily available.

The LG BP-220 ($75 at Best Buy) cannot match a good HTPC but it is something my mother and sister can deal with and can even just pull the plug if they get too confused and need a blunt instrument to get them back to the main menu. Handles all sorts of burned discs, USB devices including NTFS volumes, and networks.

Posted by: epobirs at August 24, 2012 12:06 AM (kcfmt)

563 Please excuse my drunken, nonsensical outburst...

Mungo Jerry's "In the Summertime":

http://youtu.be/wvUQcnfwUUM

Posted by: derit at August 24, 2012 12:06 AM (ruiF1)

564

Posted by: epobirs at August 24, 2012 04:06 AM (kcfmt)


if I lived by ya, I could give you an old HTPC to give to them. It's a bit of a frankenstein of old parts left over from cannibalizing a few of my parents' HTPC. Just need blu-ray software and setting it up and it's good to go. Also think I have an old boxee in one of my closets

Posted by: The Dude at August 24, 2012 12:13 AM (tw6Ar)

565 #579

If it was just me I'd use one of my old machines with a gpu that was strong on the decode but passively cooled. (My first DVD playback setup was a Quadrat decoder board and a 1x drive of the early generation that couldn't read CD-Rs. This was replaced with a far better Creative Labs kit that they sent multiple units of to Chaos Manor and I volunteered to test. So I'm used to playback systems that lack a bit of polish for the average user.)  The real trick is getting something I can set up for the other people in the household. It remains to be seen if my mother can handle the LG deck but at least my sister is able to work it. With an HTPC setup she would inevitably paint herself into a corner the designer never anticipated. So it really needed to be an appliance that can be forcibly rebooted with little or no trauma.

Plus the LG was so dang cheap. That was the big surprise after the general crappiness of the various boxes I'd tried without an optical drive that cost as much or more. All of them tended to be very easy to crash if you fed them a file just a little different from what they expected. Since my content comes from a wide variety of, um, sources, that was a big problem. One of them locked up so badly I couldn't even do a factory reset. Which should have been impossible but it was returned to Fry's in an inoperable state.

For my mother the ideal thing would be a server that pulled down the requested file and put it on a VHS tape very quickly. She was young enough when VHS became big that it got into her brain before she ran out of neurons to use for new concepts. DVDs can get her flustered if they make the menus too elaborate. Her ideal computer would be like an Atari VCS that did 1080p. When she wanted to check her messages she'd plug in a cartridge that was labeled MAIL. She have another cartridge for Free Cell, and still other for each web site she is inclined to visit.

Posted by: epobirs at August 24, 2012 12:30 AM (kcfmt)

566

"Okay I'm down with 8 of these but I just don't consider David Brooks or Peggy Noonan (post-2000) particularly conservative or all that great."

Agreed.  Once you cheerlead for a marxist pimp, your conservative card is revoked for life.  Good riddance.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at August 24, 2012 12:43 AM (f+TdG)

567 TTFN, folks.

Posted by: epobirs at August 24, 2012 12:56 AM (kcfmt)

568 Nice statement by Lance: http://goo.gl/fQTKF I sure hope he is a conservative...

Posted by: Redd at August 24, 2012 01:01 AM (w062R)

569 Anyone here, just wondering if anyone has seen 2016, and was it any good?

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 24, 2012 01:08 AM (EPbpF)

570 Damn Fox zombie video is taking over my phone again

Posted by: Jean at August 24, 2012 01:10 AM (qjHIb)

571 Since my content comes from a wide variety of, um, sources, that was a big problem. Arrr, Matey!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 24, 2012 01:11 AM (bxiXv)

572 584 Anyone here, just wondering if anyone has seen 2016, and was it any good? Posted by: lou's a girl at August 24, 2012 05:08 AM (EPbpF) http://www.sondrakistan.com/2012/08/23/anybody-seen-this/ http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/08/03/2016-review I hope to see it before it skips out of the theater *just* down the street that has it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 24, 2012 01:14 AM (bxiXv)

573 I hope to see it before it skips out of the theater *just* down the street that has it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 24, 2012 05:14 AM (bxiXv)

 

Thanks, hubby working tommorow but a couple of his friends are going tommorow. Think I will join them, its only here a short time.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 24, 2012 01:23 AM (EPbpF)

574 Anyone here, just wondering if anyone has seen 2016, and was it any good?

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 24, 2012 05:08 AM (EPbpF)



I plan on seeing it this weekend when it comes to town.  I don't really care if it's good or not.  I just want to be a ticket to help the attendance tally and give some money to D'Souza, who though he is a bit incorrect (Barky doesn't get his anti-colonialism from trying to emulate his father) is still on the right track as Barky's anti-Westernism from growing up muslim in Indonesia with that insane cast of characters around him and his own limited pea-brain.  It's still good to have D'Souza, who knows about anti-colonialism from India talking about his point of view, anyway.

But I know everything I need to know about the Indonesian Dog-Eater.  It's been too obvious for years, already.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 24, 2012 01:27 AM (X3lox)

575 I'm waiting for it to be On Demand. I don't like theaters (I smoke like a chimney)

Posted by: Zakn at August 24, 2012 01:29 AM (7F9i5)

576 It appears when his gf dumped him, Assange spent years making false complaints of child porn against her new boyfriend. He has a habit of doing this crap. http://goo.gl/eXOA1

Posted by: Redd at August 24, 2012 01:30 AM (w062R)

577 But I know everything I need to know about the Indonesian Dog-Eater. It's been too obvious for years, already.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 24, 2012 05:27 AM (X3lox)

Yeah, read the reviews Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith linked. I don't go to movies very often, last three movies I saw at a theatre were Passion of The Christ, The Book Of Eli, and the recent Batman. Will spend some money on this one, and I love movie theatre popcorn, so thats a bonus.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 24, 2012 01:39 AM (EPbpF)

578 My momma said, "Girl, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop tattin' that brown eye winkin'!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 24, 2012 01:46 AM (iO3BG)

579 591 It appears when his gf dumped him, Assange spent years making false complaints of child porn against her new boyfriend. He has a habit of doing this crap. Posted by: Redd at August 24, 2012 05:30 AM (w062R) Well, I have to admit, he took his chronic shit-stirring to levels most people never reach. Obviously that makes him worse and not better, just noting that he put some effort and planning into being a colossal ass, unlike most people at the county jail.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 24, 2012 01:48 AM (bxiXv)

580 Now I have to go to sleep LIKE A BOSS, after a successful night writing, which I frankly did not expect after today. I went from seriously doubting I'd make the months goal to seeing it in my sights. And started a new, fun story. The downside is I didn't really need to start a new one, but to finish an old one (sigh). Sleep well, non-crazy non-daywalker peeps!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 24, 2012 01:50 AM (bxiXv)

581 I love the stuff Heather MacDonald writes. I agree with her views 99% of the time; about the same level I agree with myself.
 
City-Journal is on my must read list monthly.
 
It sure seems that those dumb old redneck crackas sho do read a lot.
 
My ram groping skills are non-existent and to tell the truth, I like it that way.
 
We had a salesman at our plant every so often we would get paged over plant intercom  -- Dick Salat, please come to the front office.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 24, 2012 02:13 AM (cHZB7)

582 I watched Heather MacDonald fucking slaughter someone on CSPAN-2 back in the day. You could see her setting up the logic traps, but the target didn't see it coming because they never talked to someone who had a different opinion. I am such a fucking nerd, I get excited for the BookTV schedule to go up on my cable box so I can set up the DVR for the whole weekend.

Posted by: Zakn at August 24, 2012 02:24 AM (7F9i5)

583 wow, fucking AWESOME SC2 game

Posted by: The Dude at August 24, 2012 02:27 AM (tw6Ar)

584 Korean Nationals?

Posted by: Zakn at August 24, 2012 02:30 AM (7F9i5)

585 Korean Nationals?

Posted by: Zakn at August 24, 2012 06:30 AM (7F9i5)


yeah, RorO in a bind only to pull the win out of his ass (though helped by shitty play of Seed)

Posted by: The Dude at August 24, 2012 02:31 AM (tw6Ar)

586 The internet sucks so hard here. Trying to get Twitch to load is dicey at best

Posted by: Zakn at August 24, 2012 02:32 AM (7F9i5)

587 heh and I heard the twitch stream is even worse now

Posted by: The Dude at August 24, 2012 02:36 AM (tw6Ar)

588 I can't get GOM to install here. I gave it a shot

Posted by: Zakn at August 24, 2012 02:41 AM (7F9i5)

589 if nothing else, you can watch the replays on youtube next week

Posted by: The Dude at August 24, 2012 02:44 AM (tw6Ar)

590 Write me up some shit for the gaming post. I had to use old shit, cause you didn't send me new shit

Posted by: Zakn at August 24, 2012 02:48 AM (7F9i5)

591 I didn't snooze that...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 02:51 AM (LRFds)

592 Write me up some shit for the gaming post. I had to use old shit, cause you didn't send me new shit

Posted by: Zakn at August 24, 2012 06:48 AM (7F9i5)


will do, talk about the shitstorm between kespa and GSL going on right now

Posted by: The Dude at August 24, 2012 02:52 AM (tw6Ar)

593 I'm angrily yelling at twitch now. Fucking work internet.

Posted by: Zakn at August 24, 2012 02:57 AM (7F9i5)

594 Doctor's office when I was a kid; Dr Chapman, Smith, Calder & Kister

Posted by: Bill at August 24, 2012 04:59 AM (6E7W2)

595

A movie that will never be made?

How about an epic encompassing a Nephilim timeline? The scope could be an incredible escape.  Antediluvian civilization, Solon & Atlantis legends, the building of the Great Pyramid, Enoch, all the way through the ages to include Alexander the Great and his UFO sighting, Columbus and his sighting, Nazi Germany and their pursuit of human hybridization until the present day UFO sightings and abductions. Portray the "aliens" as the fallen angels seeking to claim that they created us and people would have a new angle to consider.

 

History of the world through the eyes of Genesis 6:4, assuming the Sons of God were angels.

Posted by: i like anchors 2012 at August 24, 2012 05:03 AM (nBE5A)

596 Currently the over/under for Maria's lifespan is 39.5 years. That long? wow.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at August 24, 2012 06:00 AM (1hM1d)

597 There is an examiner at the U.S. Patent and Trademark whose first name is Bum Suk.

Posted by: rtw at August 24, 2012 06:19 AM (8oekA)

598 Don't know of a memorable George Will column of late? The one that addressed "You didn't build that" was. Will is not always a strident conservative, nor even Republican, but when he does speak on those things, he has a power and skill few possess. A while back, Will gave a speech on what "constitutional" really means and what limited government means how it is exceeding its boundaries, which was something Tom Woods would have been applauding. Will's strength is not his devotion to liberty and limited government, it's his ability to put words together that make indelible impressions. When he does have those thoughts, he expresses them in powerful ways.

Posted by: TheWatcher at August 24, 2012 11:22 AM (FzQ9c)

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