August 27, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (8-27-2012)
— Maetenloch

Little House on the Prairie - Now With Serial Killers?

When Laura Ingalls Wilder wrote her Little House on the Prairie books, she also left out some details that would be too uh, colorful for children. Here's an account she gave in a lecture in 1937:

There were Kate Bender and two men, her brothers, in the family and their tavern was the only place for travelers to stop on the road south from Independence. People disappeared on that road. Leaving Independence and going south they were never heard of again. It was thought they were killed by Indians but no bodies were ever found.

Then it was noticed that the Benders' garden was always freshly plowed but never planted. People wondered. And then a man came from the east looking for his brother, who was missing.

... In the cellar underneath was the body of a man whose head had been crushed by the hammer. It appeared that he had been seated at the table back to the curtain and had been struck from behind it. A grave was partly dug in the garden with a shovel close by. The posse searched the garden and dug up human bones and bodies. One body was that of a little girl who had been buried alive with her murdered parents. The garden was truly a grave-yard kept plowed so it would show no signs. The night of the day the bodies were found a neighbor rode up to our house and talked earnestly with Pa. Pa took his rifle down from its place over the door and said to Ma, "The vigilantes are called out." Then he saddled a horse and rode away with the neighbor. It was late the next day when he came back and he never told us where he had been. For several years there was more or less a hunt for the Benders and reports that they had been seen here or there. At such times Pa always said in a strange tone of finality, "They will never be found."

The Benders of Kansas were actual serial killers but unfortunately for Wilder's account they weren't discovered until 1873, two years after the Ingalls family left Kansas. Still I would enjoy hearing more of the 'uncensored' version of her books.

lilhouse6

Are Millenials Rejecting Cars and Houses?

Well that's what a recent article in The Atlantic claims:

... Millennials have turned against both cars and houses in dramatic and historic fashion. Just as car sales have plummeted among their age cohort, the share of young people getting their first mortgage between 2009 and 2011 is half what it was just 10 years ago, according to a Federal Reserve study.

I suspect the drop in mortgages is mostly due to the ongoing recession/depression and new tightened lending requirements. But the lack in interest in cars and driving seems to be a real trend that appeared long before the crash.

The fact is, today's young people simply don't drive like their predecessors did. In 2010, adults between the ages of 21 and 34 bought just 27 percent of all new vehicles sold in America, down from the peak of 38 percent in 1985. Miles driven are down, too. Even the proportion of teenagers with a license fell, by 28 percent, between 1998 and 2008.

I've heard the same thing from friends and co-workers with high school-age kids - students these days just aren't into driving and many don't get licenses until they go to college.

The Heart of Redness

It turns out that Thompson isn't the only urban explorer who's ventured into the Red State Wastelands - before him there was Iowahawk who went in search of missing Washington Post Magazine reporter, David Von Drehle. Thanks to genghis for remembering this.

After crossing the muddy mud-colored mud of the Missouri river we had finally arrived in Omaha, the last stop before our maps became strictly conjectural. From here on out, until we reached Austin, we would have to rely on our wits and our training in journalism to navigate through hostile red enclaves.

Luckily we stumbled upon a primitive university in Lincoln. We were surprised to encounter a native maiden, Heather, who had taken graduate studies in Lacan and Franz Fanon. She directed us to the cinderblock hut of a kindly Semiotics missionary, Professor Mintz.

"We may be doing the Lord's work here, gentlemen, but the local tribes do not always look kindly on it," he warned. "Last month one of our tenured friars merely told his students that Bush was the anti-Christ, and he was viciously attacked by counterarguments. He was so traumatized he had to report the student to the disciplinary committee."

13854952_gal

Are Any Hate Crimes Non-hoaxes?

As opposed to crime-crimes which do happen. At this point I just assume any hate crime that's a little too perfect or happens at a university is fake-fake-fake.

Pro-tip: Do not announce your hate crime hoaxing plans on facebook.

Rapid Fire Gun Quiz

Can you name all of these small arms and count the number of explosions?

And did you notice the gorilla walking around in the background?

Geekery Alert: Is The Wizarding Gene Dominant?

That's what JK Rowling has said but then why aren't there more wizards and how do you explain Hermione?

I read your statement that the wizarding gene is dominant. I have heard criticism that this does not explain muggle-borns, squibs, or the steady inheritance pattern of magical abilities; but I got your back. Magical ability could be explained by a single autosomal dominant gene if it is caused by an expansion of trinucleotide repeats with non-Mendelian ratios of inheritance.

wizardingoriginal

8 Sounds That Are Trademarked

It turns out that US Patent and Trademark office will allow you to trademark distinctive sounds such as this Federal Q2B siren. But Harley-Davidson's distinctive exhaust sound was rejected.

Police Academy in Real Life

Just wait until he starts working for the TSA.

The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.

And my twitter thang.

Tonight's post brought to you by your deepest fears:

lCI5b

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1 I never did trust Albert...

he had that Ed Gein vibe...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 27, 2012 05:51 PM (LRFds)

2 nah.

Posted by: jc at August 27, 2012 05:51 PM (i8c5b)

3 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 05:52 PM (6o4Fb)

4 More capitulation to the savages. (Reuters) - The U.S. military said on Monday it was disciplining U.S. troops over two incidents that provoked outrage in Afghanistan early this year, one involving a video depicting Marines urinating on corpses and another over burned copies of the Koran. But the administrative punishments fell short of criminal prosecution and it was unclear whether they would satisfy Afghan demands for justice.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 05:54 PM (6o4Fb)

5 Man, that damn Chuck Norris is something. The whole north side of Isaac has been knock off.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 27, 2012 05:54 PM (tRJ+w)

6 Knocked

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 27, 2012 05:54 PM (tRJ+w)

7 I have had with these motherfucking morons on this motherfucking blog!

Posted by: Samuel Fucking Jackson at August 27, 2012 05:55 PM (+AV7H)

8 Afghan President Hamid Karzai branded the Marine's actions in the video as "inhuman," and he initially called for a public trial for the soldiers over the Koran incident. The military did not disclose precise punishments for the troops but Army and Marine Corps spokesmen said they fell into a category that includes administrative sanctions, like a reduction in rank or forfeiture of pay. The Marine Corps announced three Marines had pleaded guilty to charges over the video, which was widely seen on the Internet in January and showed Marines urinating on the corpses of what the Marine Corps said were dead Taliban fighters. One can be heard saying, "Have a nice day, buddy."... Also on Monday, the Army announced that six soldiers received administrative punishments over an incident in which copies of the Koran and other religious material were removed from a prison library and sent to an incinerator to be destroyed. Four of the individuals involved were officers and two of them were non-commissioned officers, a spokesman said.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 05:56 PM (6o4Fb)

9 New thread smell.

Posted by: Jimmie Duranty at August 27, 2012 05:56 PM (a4CUi)

10 So Wilder was a liar or what??

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 05:57 PM (6o4Fb)

11 So, we could genetically test people for the wizarding gene before burning them at the stake. I still prefer using the duck...

Posted by: Sir Bedevere the Wise at August 27, 2012 05:58 PM (sZTYJ)

12 Fuck Hamhead Karzai and out Afghan 'Allies'. It is time to GTFO of that shit hole. What is our purpose there now? If no one can honestly say then it is time. Not worth giving a single American life for.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 27, 2012 05:58 PM (jucos)

13 Godamnit sox.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 05:59 PM (a4CUi)

14 9 New thread smell. Nope, that's Naomi Wolf.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 27, 2012 05:59 PM (GEICT)

15 Watching American Pickers.  Danielle.  Wouldya?

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 27, 2012 05:59 PM (zXLtf)

16 Afghan? Leave. Should have left 6 years ago, or so. Any issues from here on out can be dealt with from altitude. Hard.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 06:01 PM (a4CUi)

17 Watching American Pickers. Danielle. Wouldya? Posted by: Ombudsman at August 27, 2012 09:59 PM (zXLtf) -------------------------------------------------- Nope. Too much ink.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 27, 2012 06:01 PM (jucos)

18 Whose afraid of Vagina Wolf?

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 06:01 PM (a4CUi)

19 How dare Laura Ingalls Wilder suggest that the noble Native Americans could be guilty of any aggression or wrong doing! They were non-hierarchical matriarchies that embraced people of diverse sexualities and genders! It is a well known fact that all evil people are white because only white people are evil because they are "snow people" and sub-human while the noble Native American is a "sun person"!!1! It is sad because Laura was a womyn and by stating those false claims she is supporting the kyrairchy that oppresses her self!1!! NO JUSTIC NO PIEACE!!~!!1`!`!~~!!!!!! NO JUSTIC NO PIEACE!!~!!1`!`!~~!!!!!! NO JUSTIC NO PIEACE!!~!!1`!`!~~!!!!!!

Posted by: Socail SCIENCE Gratuate Student at August 27, 2012 06:02 PM (sZTYJ)

20 This 1896 news article refers to a noose as a "hempen halter." lol http://goo.gl/enylv

Posted by: Hurricane Isaac at August 27, 2012 06:02 PM (w062R)

21 17 I wonder if she has a squeakhole tat as well??

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:02 PM (6o4Fb)

22 Nope. Too much ink.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 27, 2012 10:01 PM (jucos)

I hate ink.  but theres something so sexy about her

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 27, 2012 06:02 PM (zXLtf)

23 Face your fears...

Just watched War of the Arrows last night. This was the theme.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2025526/

I give it a 5 out of 5.

Posted by: sTevo at August 27, 2012 06:03 PM (VMcEw)

24 Where is everyone??

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:03 PM (6o4Fb)

25 Afghan? Leave. Should have left 6 years ago, or so. Any issues from here on out can be dealt with from altitude. Hard. Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 10:01 PM (a4CUi) -------------------------------------------------------- 2002. After we crushed the Taliban we should have left. Rinse and repeat (from altitude) if they returned. Geo Bush was wrong on the nation building shit in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 27, 2012 06:03 PM (jucos)

26 Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 09:56 PM (6o4Fb) That whole politically correct punishment of our fighting force pisses me off. Who in the fuck do those sand Canadians think they are. We show up, liberate them or die trying. They shoot us in the back, bitch whine and scream about every little fucking thing that offends their sensabilities, Fuck them, every single unbathed bearded piece of shit in that god forsaken country. And shame, shame on our military brass and political fucktards that would punish our best and brightest, for what? Pissing on some bad guy that was trying to kill them? They should have cut his fucking head off and put it on a stick. But that's just my opinion. Love Love.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 06:04 PM (9TTOe)

27 10 Steevy,


ehhh maybe....they were active from '71-'73 half-pint may have been basing it on rumors...

or she could be having a Fauxohontas flashback sequence...

She was maybe 5-7....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 27, 2012 06:04 PM (LRFds)

28 Watching 'Wheeler Dealers'.

Rippin'! Crackin'!


also: Oy!

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2012 06:04 PM (8sCoq)

29 25 Arguably he was wrong on any nation building.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:04 PM (6o4Fb)

30 I wonder if she has a squeakhole tat as well??

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 10:02 PM (6o4Fb)

True, that's only what we can SEE. 

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 27, 2012 06:04 PM (zXLtf)

31 gotta agree with truck monkey!

Posted by: Infidel at August 27, 2012 06:05 PM (ZO/oN)

32 That much ink is just a misspelling of regret.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 06:05 PM (a4CUi)

33 Jeebus, if there's one thing that sickens me, it's psycho killings. I'm out.

Posted by: ErikW at August 27, 2012 06:05 PM (qfnU0)

34 I hate ink. but theres something so sexy about her Posted by: Ombudsman at August 27, 2012 10:02 PM (zXLtf) ------------------------------------------------ To see her without clothes would be much like seeing a cartoon character come to life.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 27, 2012 06:05 PM (jucos)

35 @10, I'm a huge Little House nerd. Most of what happened in the books is true, but she left out stuff and fictionalized some things (she was also in her 60s and writing about things that happened when she was 5, so there's that).

There was another couple living with them in "The Long Winter," which never gets mentioned. She never mentioned when they lived in Burr Oak Iowa (which admittedly may have been depressing for a kids' book), where they all worked in a hotel and her infant brother Frederick died.

An interesting genetic question is why all the Ingalls boys died. Charles and Caroline had four girls and a boy who died in infancy. Laura's son died in infancy, and her daughter Rose's son died in infancy. That branch of the family is extinct now.

Posted by: Palandine at August 27, 2012 06:05 PM (g7D8V)

36 24 Steevy,

I am contemplating watching Columbo....

the episode with Dick VanDyke as an evil photographer is pretty funny....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 27, 2012 06:05 PM (LRFds)

37 The daughter of one of Cuba's top ministers has defected to the US: http://tinyurl.com/9mk93vb

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 06:06 PM (lJJMb)

38 18 Whose afraid of Vagina Wolf?

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 10:01 PM (a4CUi)



actually, I am.  kootch cooties can jump ya know.

Posted by: jc at August 27, 2012 06:06 PM (i8c5b)

39 35 Palandine,

God wanted to test Pa's endurance by granting him Albert the serial killer....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 27, 2012 06:06 PM (LRFds)

40 you mean legitimate crime.

Posted by: matt foley at August 27, 2012 06:06 PM (bY+Nu)

41 I have never once heard a senior citizen saying, "you know what? I wish I would have gotten more tattoos!".

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 27, 2012 06:07 PM (jucos)

42 > Geo Bush was wrong on the nation building shit in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 27, 2012 10:03 PM (jucos)



A-stan may be a semi-strategic pile of rocks, but it will always be a pile of rocks. Peopled by primitive goatherds. Ungovernable. We should un-ass this locale and let our B-52s do the talking from now on.

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2012 06:07 PM (8sCoq)

43

"Millennials have turned against both cars and houses in dramatic and historic fashion."

 

So that's why they are living in OWS tents.

 

As far as Pa Ingalls. I heard he was a beast of a lover.  I can neither confirm or deny that.

Posted by: Ms. Madeleine A. at August 27, 2012 06:07 PM (rpt6C)

44 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 27, 2012 06:08 PM (JMmQ9)

45 Jeebus, if there's one thing that sickens me, it's psycho killings. I'm out. Posted by: ErikW at August 27, 2012 10:05 PM (qfnU0) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5zFsy9VIdM

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 06:08 PM (sZTYJ)

46 steevy - We finally made it to Tybee Island.  I hate flying.

Posted by: Infidel at August 27, 2012 06:08 PM (ZO/oN)

47 15 Watching American Pickers. Danielle. Wouldya? Oh hell yeah.

Posted by: booger at August 27, 2012 06:09 PM (HI6wa)

48 Watching American Pickers. Danielle. Wouldya? Yep, in the FMK game, she's the F.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 06:10 PM (9TTOe)

49 @39, fans of the tv show on Television Without Pity refer to Albert as DripLip because of his weird prehensile upper lip.

And, the show really didn't care about continuity by the later years, but it has a whopper of a continuity error. After Albert recovers from his morphine addiction (!), Laura says in a voiceover that he later returned to Walnut Grove as "Dr. Albert Ingalls." However, in one of the tv movies, it's strongly implied he dies of leukemia in his late teens. Oops.

That show was a complete trip at the end--drug addiction, rape and pregnancy thereof, Edwards having a orangutan. The very definition of jumping the shark.

Posted by: Palandine at August 27, 2012 06:10 PM (g7D8V)

50 35 The part with the hotel and Frederick was in the show though,I remember it.My mom loved that show and watched it whenever it was on.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:11 PM (6o4Fb)

51 To see her without clothes would be much like seeing a cartoon character come to life.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 27, 2012 10:05 PM (jucos)

 Did you ever sit around the office and wonder about the ink under the prim skirts, blouses, and business suits of your female co-workers?

(Yes 'Nettes, we men are THAT creepy.  And any man who says he doesn't is a liar)

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 27, 2012 06:11 PM (zXLtf)

52

Who in the fuck do those sand Canadians think they are.

----

Ha Ha sand Canadians

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 27, 2012 06:11 PM (0CiTm)

53 If you think that ORD Airserv employee is real Life Police Academy, you should hear our, ya know, actual police officers. A more hilarious group of people I've never met. I laugh until I cry at least twice a week.

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 06:12 PM (XxFyq)

54

My brother was hired on by Conrail in '76. He followed a tie-gang and ran a spike maul the first few years. There were camp cars where the workers could sleep, like a mobile home on the tracks, so brother would pack a bag and take advantage of the lodging and meals. One day he unpacked his suitcase and discovered that the cat had pissed all over his clothes in the bag!

Upon returning home he placed the cat in his bedroom about where his suitcase would have been, closed the door, and chased the poor beast around his room for about 15 minutes with the vacuum cleaner.

Cat NEVER approached his room again and walked wobbly for a few years thereafter. True story.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 27, 2012 06:12 PM (krPCi)

55 49 Palandine,

Walnut Grove had natural hallucinogens in the well water in the later parts of the series...

mom and my bother loved the show and I endured as bravely as I could...the clown rape episode with Albert's life shattered in a million pieces was both powerful and horrifying

Posted by: sven10077 at August 27, 2012 06:13 PM (LRFds)

56 Yes, the show addressed the death of Frederick and of Laura's infant son--one of the few attempts at continuity they made. I've read that the reason the tv show didn't cleave too close to the books was that Landon couldn't get the rights to them, so they only bear a slight resemblance. The Ingalls only lived in Walnut Grove for about two years.

Then again, the show would have been more depressing than it was if it cleaved too close to the books.

Posted by: Palandine at August 27, 2012 06:13 PM (g7D8V)

57 Some don't wonder. Some know. Zing!

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 06:13 PM (a4CUi)

58 "Millennials have turned against both cars and houses in dramatic and historic fashion."


sheeeit.  they just can't afford anything any more.  every one of the wonderful gov't ideas over the last 60 years have had the effect of sawing the low rungs off all the ladders.  now you have to be 1/2 up before you can start to climb.  throw in the student debt to get 1/2 up, and there is just no way to pay for the stuff that previous generations could afford.

Posted by: jc at August 27, 2012 06:14 PM (i8c5b)

59 For those of you who doubt the "authenticity" of of Teh Media, I give you: "The Most Honest 3 minutes of television, Ever" http://tinyurl.com/9hhnu45 Not even Chris Matthews can be This Sanctimonious ...

Posted by: Cheetos® Mystic Story Teller at August 27, 2012 06:14 PM (fU2qZ)

60 Did you ever sit around the office and wonder about the ink under the prim skirts, blouses, and business suits of your female co-workers?(Yes 'Nettes, we men are THAT creepy. And any man who says he doesn't is a liar) Posted by: Ombudsman at August 27, 2012 10:11 PM (zXLtf) ------------------------------------------------- Well there was this ginger who worked at the office adjacent mine who would recklessly flirt with me while in the hall. I often wondered what was going on under her outer wear.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 27, 2012 06:14 PM (jucos)

61

"Watching American Pickers. Danielle. Wouldya?"

 

 

>

Ink on a woman is a complete turnoff to me.  So the answer is nope.  One should also factor in the likelyhood of her being attracted to a really old fart like myself lacking the billions of dollars that inspires May/december daliances.  Further, my wife of 37 years is most likely opposed to a testing of that hypothesis. 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 27, 2012 06:14 PM (JKNDp)

62 Godamnit sox.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 09:59 PM (a4CUi)

 

 

New thread, old sock.  I hate it when I do that.

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 27, 2012 06:14 PM (QjSgY)

63 Hot Air maintaining its standard of only half understanding the stories we morons dissected a 1/3d of a day ago....


Posted by: sven10077 at August 27, 2012 06:15 PM (LRFds)

64 Then again, the show would have been more depressing than it was if it cleaved too close to the books. Posted by: Palandine at August 27, 2012 10:13 PM (g7D8V) That's why I always liked Highway to Heaven. Shit usually worked out in the end. Michael Landon was a campy actor, but sometimes campy is good.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 06:16 PM (9TTOe)

65 I've read that the advent of social networking is one big reason teens have given up driving - you don't need to actually see your friends to "see" your friends.

I'm 28, but you can count me as one of the non-drivers, at least until I have kids, when it will probably become a necessity.  I don't know, I don't like many of the changes cars have produced in our society - the enormous amount of urban space we have to spend on parking lots, for example.  Our own church is soon-to-move from a prime location adjacent to a university to a much less prime location further away because we need more parking.  I can't really disagree with that decision, and I'm glad our church is getting bigger, but it makes me sad.

And I've never liked all the snap-decisions you have to make while driving, or the fact that you miss so much of your community that way - it's kind of like stepping into an elevator at your home, and stepping out at your workplace.  Who knows what was happening on all those "floors" in between?

And as a biker who pays very close attention to how much drivers are paying attention - let me just tell you that they aren't.  1 in 87 people will die in a car accident - I wonder if OSHA wouldn't outlaw cars if they were invented today!

Posted by: longerthoughts at August 27, 2012 06:17 PM (CVVLU)

66 64. I liked it too.
Loved Michael Landon.

Mmmmm, Little Joe...

Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 06:18 PM (oiTOF)

67 64 OSP,

I was always really confused why Pa and Mr. Edwards became angels...but "yeah"....

I was drinking by then the show made a lot more sense the drunker I was...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 27, 2012 06:18 PM (LRFds)

68 I've heard the same thing from friends and co-workers with high school-age kids - students these days just aren't into driving and many don't get licenses until they go to college.
***
I often worry about Generation Y - not only have they drunk deeply of the liberal koolaide, but they seem to have embrace the sort of infantilization that the left wants the young to adopt.

They may well swing back right politically as previous generations have done, but their inability to separate from mommy and daddy makes me wonder if they won't just live "lives of Julia"

Posted by: Rorschach at August 27, 2012 06:19 PM (AUeaU)

69 Does anyone remember the Little House episode where a woman used a baby as a battering ram to smash out the window of a burning house? Which one was that?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 27, 2012 06:19 PM (d6TfZ)

70 From The Ulsterman Report,whose sourse are very often correct. Hope this message finds you well. I have recently received confirmation of Ben BernankeÂ’s intent to initiate a sizeable QE3 just prior to the November election. Whispers of this have been circulating for a number of weeks. Â…Watch for it. Watch for confirmation of this plan. A QE3 announcement just prior to November could give the man calling himself Obama just enough of a bump to win a closely contested election. It will also further decimate the longer term fiscal health of the nation and the world. Clearly those who surround Obama deem the former to be far more important than the latter. Barack Obama and Ben Bernanke are now working in unison in an attempt to purchase a second term. -WALL STREET INSIDER: August 3rd, 2012

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:20 PM (6o4Fb)

71 68 Rohrschach,

some of them definitely cleave to the "magic money tree" paradigm of toy acquisition....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 27, 2012 06:20 PM (LRFds)

72 I don't know, I don't like many of the changes cars have produced in our society
***
If you own a car you can go where you want, when you want.

That's freedom right there.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 06:20 PM (AUeaU)

73 69. No. Was it as disturbing as that one MASH episode?
/shudder

Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 06:20 PM (oiTOF)

74 69 Hobbitopoly,

I believe that was "Hell Comes to Walnut Grove" in season 3.....

or was that the episode where Ma has to cauterize a sucking chest wound or die....

man it was a tough decade

Posted by: sven10077 at August 27, 2012 06:21 PM (LRFds)

75 They may well swing back right politically as previous generations have done, but their inability to separate from mommy and daddy makes me wonder if they won't just live "lives of Julia" Posted by: Rorschach at August 27, 2012 10:19 PM (AUeaU) My cousin was 23 when he finally moved out of his parents house. Caught his dad boning his girlfriend. Prolly not the ideal way to kick the chick from the nest, but it worked.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 06:21 PM (9TTOe)

76

Just watched War of the Arrows last night. This was the theme.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2025526/

I give it a 5 out of 5.

 

I'll second the recommendation. Good story, not overly stylized like a lot of Asian action (and Western) films.

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 27, 2012 06:21 PM (W79Mp)

77 73. It wasn't nearly that bad. She actually uses her elbow to smash the glass while she's holding the baby, but from the camera angle, it looks like she uses the baby's head. I think it was that woman that married Mr. Edwards until she divorced him for being a drunk (IOW, she left the show...)

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 27, 2012 06:22 PM (d6TfZ)

78 Here's a movie idea. The settler serial killers were not only named "The Benders" they were "benders". That is, benders are parasites that take over human brains and turn nice people into serial killers and even sometimes into Republicans.

Posted by: eman at August 27, 2012 06:23 PM (Wp4rQ)

79 Are Millenials Rejecting Cars and Houses?

Yes, just like I am rejecting private jets, yachts, Ferrari's and supermodels.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at August 27, 2012 06:23 PM (6uY89)

80 QE3 a couple weeks before thhe election would have virtually no impact on the election.  I can't imagine anyone saying QE3? Hell yeah. I've changed my mind.  Obama's my man.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 27, 2012 06:23 PM (JKNDp)

81 Here's what I don't get.
Why would you ALLOW your kids to stick around?

Isn't the point of raising them to sort of, ya know, get rid of them?

(Oh, stop. You know what I mean.)

Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 06:23 PM (oiTOF)

82 73 Yeah,the smothered baby episode,I remember that one.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:23 PM (6o4Fb)

83 "man it was a tough decade
Posted by: sven10077"

Yeah, that episode where Mary wakes up one morning and is completely blind scared the hell out me for years afterwards.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 27, 2012 06:24 PM (d6TfZ)

84 @69, the episode is called May We Make Them Proud (otherwise known as "May We Bake Them Brown" by the smartasses at Television Without Pity)

Albert (ooh, maybe he _was_ a serial killer) accidentally starts a fire in the basement of the blind school by smoking a pipe with one of his buddies.

The baby battering ram was Mary and Adam's son (Mary did go blind in real life, but never married). The one doing the ramming was Alice Garvey, the wife of Merlin Olsen's character. They both died, horribly.

It's a family show. My folks never let me watch it as a kid, and then I got hooked as a grownup.

Posted by: Palandine at August 27, 2012 06:24 PM (g7D8V)

85

73 Yeah,the smothered baby episode,I remember that one.

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Wasn't that the last MASH episode?

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 27, 2012 06:24 PM (0CiTm)

86 77. Oh, yep. I remember her.
Man I loved Edwards. She wasn't good enough for him.

Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 06:25 PM (oiTOF)

87 You know what would suck for Obingo  and the price of gas  right about now? If  a giant hurricane shut down oil rigs, ports, and refineries for a week or so.

Posted by: FORWARDS! at August 27, 2012 06:25 PM (kzFo5)

88 73 Yeah,the smothered baby episode,I remember that one. Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 10:23 PM (6o4Fb) I thought she broke it's neck. Hawkeye dreamed it to be a chicken until the shrink dug it out of him.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 06:25 PM (9TTOe)

89 80 That's what I was thinking but maybe it would make the Market shoot up and they think that might put them over the edge?I really don't think it's going to be that close a race though.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:25 PM (6o4Fb)

90

Rejecting supermodels?

 

Whoa there, Sparky.  Now you've gone TOO FAR!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch (fake Internet person) writes..... at August 27, 2012 06:25 PM (sJTmU)

91 73 Yeah,the smothered baby episode,I remember that one. Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 10:23 PM (6o4Fb) ---------------------------------------------------- That was disturbing. I could watch M*A*S*H when I was young and not really see the politics of it. If it were a series that were new today I am sure I would never watch it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 27, 2012 06:25 PM (jucos)

92 "The baby battering ram was Mary and Adam's son (Mary did go blind in real life, but never married). The one doing the ramming was Alice Garvey, the wife of Merlin Olsen's character. They both died, horribly.
Posted by: Palandine"

Ahhh, now I remember!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 27, 2012 06:25 PM (d6TfZ)

93 >>Caught his dad boning his girlfriend. Prolly not the ideal way to kick the chick from the nest, but it worked. Hahaha! Exactly why I moved out at 17. My old man was, and still is, a ruthless bastard. Of course, he's never told me to keep his bottle of bourbon and his bimbo wife-who-not-old-enough-to-be-my-mother company for the night either. Heh. And he won't, either.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 06:26 PM (a4CUi)

94 When I am elected president, we will build a wall around Off-gone-E-ston and use it as a nuclear waste dump.  We will then ramp up production of nuclear power.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 27, 2012 06:26 PM (SkyIE)

95 85. I don't recall it being the last one, but it may well have been. That's been, what, 30 years? Damn.

Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 06:26 PM (oiTOF)

96 88 She put the blanket over it's face or something,I don't know,saw it so many years ago.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:26 PM (6o4Fb)

97 If you own a car you can go where you want, when you want. That's freedom right there. Yep, drives me crazy when I read the local liberal blogs and their constant harping on “walkable" cities and public transportation, it never occurs to them that some of don't want to be trapped in a crowded urban environment designed to keep you in a small, confined “walkable" area or be herded like cattle with public transportation, I'll keep my car and go where I want, when I want.

Posted by: booger at August 27, 2012 06:26 PM (HI6wa)

98 Cathy - My former MIL was horrified when I was pregnant and told her "well, the sooner you have them the sooner you can get rid of them."

Posted by: Infidel at August 27, 2012 06:26 PM (ZO/oN)

99 Not having cars come with having every thing with in walking distance or delivery distance.  Just who is taking a bus everyday if they could afford a car in the long term.

Posted by: TJexcite at August 27, 2012 06:27 PM (PNDql)

100 88. Awful. It wouldn't stop crying so she smothered it. Unintentionally, just trying to keep it quiet.

Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 06:27 PM (oiTOF)

101
And shame, shame on our military brass and political fucktards that would punish our best and brightest, for what? Pissing on some bad guy that was trying to kill them? They should have cut his fucking head off and put it on a stick.
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You know the Roman model is pretty damned proven for how you pacify the locals.

Hell, give me one Roman legion...with current American military and logistical technology...and I coul eliminate Islamism in the time we've been in Afghanistan.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 06:27 PM (AUeaU)

102 "Man I loved Edwards. She wasn't good enough for him.
Posted by: Cathy in the Chi"

I liked him, too, but he always looked like he smelled bad. I couldn't imagine anyone actually marrying him. Maybe she was secretly glad he was a drunk so she could get rid of him.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 27, 2012 06:28 PM (d6TfZ)

103 70 steevy Ok, but what does Ulsterman say about Axelturf? How is he faring re: Jurassic Val? Any communications yet, or is he still doing the Triassic Three-Step? Enquiring Minds Want to Know.

Posted by: Cheetos® Mystic Story Teller at August 27, 2012 06:28 PM (fU2qZ)

104 hi all

Posted by: chemjeff at August 27, 2012 06:28 PM (d/5qf)

105 Do you really think an October Surprise of QE3 would have any electoral effect?  I can't imagine that any effects of it would be immediate enough to feel and the news about it wouldn't necessarily be positive.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 27, 2012 06:28 PM (T0NGe)

106 MASH didn't go full leftie retard until later on in it's run.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:28 PM (6o4Fb)

107 yo, fapper-nation, how did Monday treat 'yall?

Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 06:28 PM (kpCLl)

108 80 Ohio Dan,

It's been an open secret it is coming...the liberals at the fed want it now, the conservatives want it not at all....the moderates will rule the day.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 27, 2012 06:29 PM (LRFds)

109 96. She held it close - she was crying and rocking it and holding it to shush it. There were some Viet Cong on the bus or something? A hijacking?
God.

Between that and Edith Bunker getting raped...

Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 06:29 PM (oiTOF)

110 If you own a car you can go where you want, when you want.

That's freedom right there.
***

Sure, but in making it easy to get around town in a car, we've made it difficult to get around town by foot or on a bike.  That I don't like.

Posted by: longerthoughts at August 27, 2012 06:29 PM (CVVLU)

111 88 She put the blanket over it's face or something,I don't know,saw it so many years ago. Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 10:26 PM (6o4Fb) -------------------------------------------------- The baby was smothered because it was crying and the party did not want to be found by the communists.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 27, 2012 06:29 PM (jucos)

112

That was disturbing. I could watch M*A*S*H when I was young and not really see the politics of it. If it were a series that were new today I am sure I would never watch it.  - Truck Monkey

 

 

 

I wonder if they tried to make MASH today if  OSHA would prevent it because it was just so dangerous?

 

I mean, just the name,  MASH! It's so......violent.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch (fake Internet person) writes..... at August 27, 2012 06:29 PM (sJTmU)

113 In 2010, adults between the ages of 21 and 34 bought just 27 percent of all new vehicles sold in America, down from the peak of 38 percent in 1985. In 1985 you could still buy a nice car for $7k. Today it's what, $25k? That probably has more to do with the lack of new car sales in that cohort.

Posted by: toby928© at August 27, 2012 06:29 PM (QupBk)

114 Duh, not Viet Cong. Whomever. Bad guys, that's all i remember. And they were gonna kill her or something? Or is this a false memory I created to justify her infanticide?

Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 06:30 PM (oiTOF)

115 If you own a car you can go where you want, when you want.

only if you gots gas . . . just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 06:30 PM (kpCLl)

116 "Or is this a false memory I created to justify her infanticide?"
Posted by: Cathy in the Chi

No, you're correct.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 27, 2012 06:30 PM (d6TfZ)

117 That is, benders are parasites that take over human brains and turn nice people into serial killers and even sometimes into Republicans.
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Actually, Denzel Washington made a good movie of the first half of your idea.

But what has be been in that hasn't been good?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 06:31 PM (AUeaU)

118 64. I liked it too. Loved Michael Landon. Mmmmm, Little Joe... Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 10:18 PM (oiTOF) Mmmm, sounds like my type!

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 27, 2012 06:31 PM (sZTYJ)

119 Between that and Edith Bunker getting raped... Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 10:29 PM (oiTOF) ---------------------------------------------------- OMG I remember the Edith Bunker rape episode.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 27, 2012 06:31 PM (jucos)

120 Did you ever sit around the office and wonder about the ink under the prim skirts, blouses, and business suits of your female co-workers? Posted by: Ombudsman at August 27, 2012 10:11 PM (zXLtf) No - I just got them to show them to me, and in some select cases, let me come on them. What can I say - I prefer direct evidence over circumstantial.

Posted by: Underground Vulagarian at August 27, 2012 06:31 PM (QITcm)

121 Geo Bush was wrong on the nation building shit in Afghanistan.

Hard to build a nation out of something that doesn't really want to be one.  Its a mistake to apply western values and goals to other places. 

Any reasonable person could see that A-stan is easily 300 years away from anything resembling a nation in the usual sense. 

We should have just killed the scum we came to kill, then left.  The locals would have understood that because retribution and score settling is a big part of the culture.  What they don't like is the people who stick around and try to actively change their way of life. 

Influences need to be very subtle, so subtle locals just notice you doing something small a bit differently and it seems to work better than whatever they're doing.  You don't even talk about it, just allow them to notice it.  Then they go away for a while, mull it around, and allow it to become THEIR IDEA if they like it.  At that point you can offer narrow limited assistance on that one specific thing.  Maybe they'll take it, maybe they won't.  Don't push the issue.  The whole key to survival for outsiders in xenophobic societies is to appear completely non-threatening and benign to them.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 06:31 PM (COZLs)

122 96. She held it close - she was crying and rocking it and holding it to shush it. There were some Viet Cong on the bus or something? A hijacking? God. Between that and Edith Bunker getting raped... Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 10:29 PM (oiTOF) There was a nearby NK patrol that had not seen the bus or heard the passengers. The folks on the bus desperately needed the noisy baby to be quiet. The Mother accidentally smothered it as she was muffling its cries. Hawkeye replaced the true memory with a false one of a noisy chicken.

Posted by: eman at August 27, 2012 06:32 PM (Wp4rQ)

123 /name typo

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 27, 2012 06:32 PM (QITcm)

124 The Benders Relocated from Kansas to Hawaii and changed their names to Dunham.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 06:32 PM (ovpNn)

125 I've heard the same thing from friends and co-workers with high school-age kids - students these days just aren't into driving and many don't get licenses until they go to college.

Back when I was a youngun, if you wanted to get somewhere you walked or rode your bicycle to it. Getting your license opened a whole new domain for us. Judging from the higher percentage of Pugsleys in the Juicebox Generation, I assume they're not doing a whole lot of either.

Since they're living at home longer, I suppose that they're having mom chauffeur them around longer too.

Nothing like the freedom of your own set of wheels, juiceboxers. Of course with freedom comes cost of the car, gas, repairs, and most of all insurance.

Well, it's freedom unless you're the blonde teen in the Subaru commercial with the anal helicopter dad. I'm surprised he didn't ask her if her chastity belt was locked.




 

Posted by: kbdabear at August 27, 2012 06:32 PM (wwsoB)

126 Sure, but in making it easy to get around town in a car, we've made it difficult to get around town by foot or on a bike. That I don't like.
***
In my town I can drive or bike just as easily, and that's been true of everywhere I've lived honestly.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 06:32 PM (AUeaU)

127 119 I'm surprised she didn't get pregnant so they could get an abortion in as well.Magic beaver??

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:32 PM (6o4Fb)

128 105 AD,

the stock market would jump as soon as the volume of the hit was factored in and the amount used to prop EUtopia was decided....

Gas prices would leap up too because you never know how much it will devalue the buck's power....

it is already getting late in the race to avoid the inflationary pressure as well...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 27, 2012 06:33 PM (LRFds)

129 Of course young people aren't buying homes or autos. If you live at home until you're 30, because you can't find a job, or you're just fuckin lazy, why would you need a house or a car?

Posted by: Icedog at August 27, 2012 06:33 PM (9ScGj)

130 109 119 That was a horrible episode.  Not sure I watched much after that.

Posted by: Infidel at August 27, 2012 06:33 PM (ZO/oN)

131

only if you gots gas . . . just sayin'  - Peaches

 

 

If gas were invented today, do you think that OSHA or the EPA would permit it?

 

I mean, gas is so.....dangerous. It can burn and explode.  Very disconcerting.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch (fake Internet person) writes..... at August 27, 2012 06:33 PM (sJTmU)

132 119. Archie should have shot that sumbitch.
59 times.

Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 06:33 PM (oiTOF)

133 My cousin was 23 when he finally moved out of his parents house. Caught his dad boning his girlfriend. Prolly not the ideal way to kick the chick from the nest, but it worked. Well there's a recipe for therapy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 27, 2012 06:33 PM (GEICT)

134 @119, oh God, Edith Bunker getting raped was one of the great traumas of my childhood.

And my folks having to explain to a little girl what rape even is was probably one of their great traumas...

Posted by: Palandine at August 27, 2012 06:33 PM (g7D8V)

135 122 Because he was such a pussy.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:33 PM (6o4Fb)

136

Well let's see

 

1.Obama's Cash for Clunkers went and destroyed a whole bunch of used cars that mom and dad would have likely given their kids as their first car. 

 

2.Housing prices are still likely too high for a lot younger people because the economy is still shit and they aren't getting jobs that will allow them to purchase a home.  And since they've just seen a lot of parents and relatives watch the value of their home plummet why would they want to get involved in that.

 

3.Combination of 1 and 2.  They don't have that first car and they can't really afford that new/pre-owned but nice car.

Posted by: buzzion at August 27, 2012 06:34 PM (GULKT)

137 "Millennials have turned against both cars and houses in dramatic and historic fashion."

When you have $120,000 in student loans debt for getting your PhD in wymyns' studies with an emphasis on the post-modern lesbian dialectic and you are a 5'4" dude, your job prospects are nil and so new cars and houses are but a dream for the far distant future.  We have some new hires in my IT department who are just out of college, they want the same things as everyone else does and they are sort of wistful about the fact that they are one of the first generations to NOT do better than their parents.

Posted by: Will Be Taking Applications and Assimilating The Love-slaves at August 27, 2012 06:34 PM (kXoT0)

138 True fact,Alan Alda actually served in the Korean conflict as an artillery man.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:34 PM (6o4Fb)

139 Here's a movie idea. The settler serial killers were not only named "The Benders" they were "benders". That is, benders are parasites that take over human brains and turn nice people into serial killers and even sometimes into Republicans. Posted by: eman at August 27, 2012 10:23 PM (Wp4rQ) You're just saying that because you are prejudiced against Mexicans like me

Posted by: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez at August 27, 2012 06:34 PM (sZTYJ)

140 In 1985 you could still buy a nice car for $7k. Today it's what, $25k? That probably has more to do with the lack of new car sales in that cohort. Posted by: toby928© at August 27, 2012 10:29 PM (QupBk) Or that auto design is becoming reliant on quantum mechanics in order to satisfy CAFE requirements.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 27, 2012 06:34 PM (QITcm)

141 119 TM,

or Arnold getting molested on Differn't strokes....

ARGGGGHHHH

we were harder then because by God TV made us so....


Posted by: sven10077 at August 27, 2012 06:34 PM (LRFds)

142 In my town I can drive or bike just as easily, and that's been true of everywhere I've lived honestly

**

Well, good, but that hasn't been my experience.

I don't think we should go "full environmentalist" and actively search for ways to discourage people from / punish people for driving.  But neither should we say "want to get around?  Then buy a car".  I like things like Complete Streets ordinances for example.  If we're going to have local governments pay for the roads, then let's make sure they work for cars and bikes and people.

Posted by: longerthoughts at August 27, 2012 06:35 PM (CVVLU)

143 Yes, the show addressed the death of Frederick and of Laura's infant son--one of the few attempts at continuity they made. I've read that the reason the tv show didn't cleave too close to the books was that Landon couldn't get the rights to them, so they only bear a slight resemblance. The Ingalls only lived in Walnut Grove for about two years.

Then again, the show would have been more depressing than it was if it cleaved too close to the books.

Posted by: Palandine at August 27, 2012 10:13 PM (g7D8V)

 

No wonder I hated that show. No offense to those of you who liked it, but it bore no resemblance to the books, whatsoever. I  found it cheesy and  saccharine, simultaneously. Pa would not have looked like that, either. Nor would any of them. Bah!

Posted by: kalneva at August 27, 2012 06:35 PM (cQmXn)

144 139 Cathy in the Chi,

He did after he moved to Sparta...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 27, 2012 06:36 PM (LRFds)

145 Well, it's freedom unless you're the blonde teen in the Subaru commercial with the anal helicopter dad. I'm surprised he didn't ask her if her chastity belt was locked. Posted by: kbdabear at August 27, 2012 10:32 PM (wwsoB) Hey, I think that commercial is kind of cute. Apparently you don't have little girls.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 06:36 PM (9TTOe)

146 139. My late father's biggest pet peeve...calling it the Korean conflict.
Hehe...

Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 06:36 PM (oiTOF)

147 135 @119, oh God, Edith Bunker getting raped was one of the great traumas of my childhood.

And my folks having to explain to a little girl what rape even is was probably one of their great traumas...

Posted by: Palandine at August 27, 2012 10:33 PM (g7D8V)


Edith Bunker getting raped....lulz, seriously where do they come up with this fairy tale shit.

Not that rape is a laughing matter, but seriously, is an erection even possible with a mug like that staring at you?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 06:36 PM (ovpNn)

148 heh, my friends just bought a very nice house in a very modest (but sought after) neighborhood in el lay . . . ~1500 sq ft . . . you know what they paid?  $661,000.  we are in teh crazy times.

Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 06:36 PM (kpCLl)

149 That was disturbing. I could watch M*A*S*H when I was young and not really see the politics of it. If it were a series that were new today I am sure I would never watch it. Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 27, 2012 10:25 PM (jucos) It demonstrated that the left honestly believed that the American military was evil for waging war and how so much better it would be if we had just let them live in peace and prosperity under their own native regime run by Kim Il Sung...

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 06:36 PM (sZTYJ)

150 >>The whole key to survival for outsiders in xenophobic societies is to appear completely non-threatening and benign to them. Of course that assumes they are advanced enough to recognize something worthwhile when they see it. The business of large groups of supposedly muslim men continuously exchanging STDs over and over, even after they've been treated by our medical people and had the whole "unprotected anal sex" thing explained to them pretty much had me tap out of that entire concept. That part of humanity is way beyond 300 years out. They are living on a different planet.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 06:36 PM (a4CUi)

151

True fact, Alan Alda actually served in the Korean conflict as an artillery man.  - steevy

 

 

You mean he was a cannon - cocker in Korea?

 

And then later he became just a cocker.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch (fake Internet person) writes..... at August 27, 2012 06:36 PM (sJTmU)

152 121...spot.on.

Posted by: Icedog at August 27, 2012 06:36 PM (9ScGj)

153 I think millenials are just broke.

Well, there's about a $3,000/yr baseline insurance/fuel cost for one of them to just keep a car on the road.  Its a lot cheaper to borrow mom/dad's second car if you really need one.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 06:37 PM (COZLs)

154 That was disturbing. I could watch M*A*S*H when I was young and not really see the politics of it. If it were a series that were new today I am sure I would never watch it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 27, 2012 10:25 PM (jucos)

 

After the first three seasons it wasn't really worth watching.

Posted by: Adam at August 27, 2012 06:37 PM (/YJYi)

155 147 Well,technically we weren't at war.I usually just call it a war myself.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:37 PM (6o4Fb)

156 142. OMG yes! WTF 1970s???

Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 06:37 PM (oiTOF)

157 QEIII the Electric Bugaloo would have an immediate effect on the stock market. That being said, the stock market is artificially inflated with gubmint phantom money right now. No way the market should be at 13k. No way. When the SHTF, the market will drop like Sandra Flukes panties and a Georgetown frat party. Maybe down to 5 or 6000. I do miss Monty's DOOOOOOOMMMMMM posts.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 27, 2012 06:37 PM (jucos)

158 There was a nearby NK patrol that had not seen the bus or heard the passengers. The folks on the bus desperately needed the noisy baby to be quiet
***
Something like that actually happened in Israel.

A couple of Palestinians snuck into Israel on a raid to kill/capture civilians.

They broke into one family's house and captured the father and a toddler. The mother managed to hide in an air vent with the baby who she accidentally suffocated keeping her quite.

Samir Kuntar shot the father and beat the toddler to death with his rifle before being captured. And he was later exchanged, and is now considered a hero by the Palestinians.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 06:38 PM (AUeaU)

159 Probably the show with the highest incidents of "disturbing" episodes had to be "House".

Posted by: kbdabear at August 27, 2012 06:38 PM (wwsoB)

160 Young people are stepping foot into the future. Why buy a car when your friend has one? Why buy a car when anything you want can be made to show up at your door? Why pay insurance, payments, upkeep, parking, etc. when you live in a world in your head that says things come to me I don't go to them? It will make for a disturbing future.

Posted by: eman at August 27, 2012 06:38 PM (Wp4rQ)

161 Are Millenials Rejecting Cars and Houses? We're rejecting jobs, money, families, and futures. I mean, who the hell wants to be burdened with all that? Yeah, that's the ticket. It's totally not on Obama.

Posted by: Millenials at August 27, 2012 06:38 PM (FcR7P)

162 I remember when Bert butt -raped Ernie.

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 27, 2012 06:38 PM (r2PLg)

163 True fact, Alan Alda actually served in the Korean conflict as an artillery man. - steevy

no fuckin' way, dude, he cannot be that old.  is he??  srsly?????

Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 06:38 PM (kpCLl)

164 107 yo, fapper-nation, how did Monday treat 'yall?

Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 10:28 PM (kpCLl)


hi Peaches


well, it was the first day of classes


and I'm drunk, if that tells you anything

Posted by: chemjeff at August 27, 2012 06:38 PM (d/5qf)

165 Posted by: longerthoughts at August 27, 2012 10:35 PM (CVVLU)]/i]


Haven't spent much time out of cities, have you? 

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 06:38 PM (lJJMb)

166 And my folks having to explain to a little girl what rape even is was probably one of their great traumas... Posted by: Palandine at August 27, 2012 10:33 PM (g7D8V) I had to explain ( well my wife did ) to my 2 daughters what a blow job was thanks to Bill Clinton. Thanks Bill.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 27, 2012 06:39 PM (j1gX1)

167 156. Yeah, try telling Dad that.
He was all YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!11111!!!11111

Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 06:39 PM (oiTOF)

168 But was the Korean War really a war-war?

Posted by: Goldie Whoopberg at August 27, 2012 06:40 PM (sJTmU)

169 You know the Roman model is pretty damned proven for how you pacify the locals. Hell, give me one Roman legion...with current American military and logistical technology...and I coul eliminate Islamism in the time we've been in Afghanistan. Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 10:27 PM (AUeaU) One of the Roman's strengths was the capacity to Romanize and assimilate peoples into its empire, a strength that America shares (or at least used to before the "multi-culti" diversity cult). A really depressing read is Gibbon's "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire." Once you get into it, the parallels between the waning Roman empire and present day America start jumping out at you far to rapidly. This will not end well...

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 06:40 PM (sZTYJ)

170 138 "Millennials have turned against both cars and houses in dramatic and historic fashion."

Why buy a car or a house when you can live at mom's and borrow hers?

If she really loves you she will even keep that tank full and make sure there is a spare pack of cigs and some condoms in the glove box for you each time you take it for a spin.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 06:40 PM (ovpNn)

171 holee shit . . . he really was old enough . . . was a gunny for 6 mos, too.  steevy, again, i come here because generous people put me teh knowledge.  big hug!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 06:40 PM (kpCLl)

172

Edith Bunker getting raped....lulz, seriously where do they come up with this fairy tale shit

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I thought I read that she wasn't actually raped in that episode.

 

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 27, 2012 06:41 PM (0CiTm)

173 If we're going to have local governments pay for the roads, then let's make sure they work for cars and bikes and people.
***
By far the bigger problem is many cities and towns are actively trying to force people to be unable to travel to or through them by car.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 06:41 PM (AUeaU)

174 "I thought I read that she wasn't actually raped in that episode.
Posted by: USS Diversity"

She wasn't really, just terrorized for an afternoon. She escapes from the rapist.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 27, 2012 06:41 PM (d6TfZ)

175 Well, Justin and Dylan, if you're wondering why chicks your age are into much older guys;

The older guys have their own places and their own cars. Only the craziest lefty hipster girls are OK with first dates telling them which bus stop to meet them at.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 27, 2012 06:41 PM (wwsoB)

176 muslim men continuously exchanging STDs over and over, even after they've been treated by our medical people and had the whole "unprotected anal sex" thing explained to them

Way too advanced a topic to even bother with in that sort of society.  We should just accept that to be what it is. 

I'm talking about really simple shit like substituting a metal spike for plowing rather than a pointy stick that wears out quick.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 06:42 PM (COZLs)

177 Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 10:36 PM (a4CUi)


A wiser man than I once said (paraphrased): "You cannot have a Thomas Jefferson without first having a Martin Luther."  Since the people of the ME tend to behead dissenters, there's no short-term hope for them, much less long term.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 06:42 PM (lJJMb)

178 i hate those stinky mo-fo's who ride bikes in el lay, i just want to mow them down with the Jeep of Death . . . yeah, pretty sure i will never get the miss congeniality crown

Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 06:42 PM (kpCLl)

179 @119, oh God, Edith Bunker getting raped was one of the great traumas of my childhood. And my folks having to explain to a little girl what rape even is was probably one of their great traumas... Posted by: Palandine at August 27, 2012 10:33 PM (g7D8V) Meh, it's no different than having a kid out of wedlock...

Posted by: Tom Smith at August 27, 2012 06:43 PM (sZTYJ)

180 Awful. It wouldn't stop crying so she smothered it. Unintentionally, just trying to keep it quiet. It was a chicken! Today was a fine day up until about 3 hours ago when we started getting "Hurricane Breath". Those on the Gulf know what I mean, the breezes turn heavy, warm and very moist.

Posted by: toby928© at August 27, 2012 06:43 PM (QupBk)

181 175. Yay! Go Eeedit!

Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 06:43 PM (oiTOF)

182 Nah,I was wrong,he was born in 1936,he may have done a deployment to Korea though. During Alan Alda's junior year, he studied in Paris, acted in a play in Rome, and performed with his father on television in Amsterdam. During college, he was a member of the ROTC, and after graduation, he served for a year at Fort Benning, Georgia, then joined the U.S. Army Reserve, and served for six-months as a gunnery officer.[6]

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:43 PM (6o4Fb)

183 165 107 yo, fapper-nation, how did Monday treat 'yall? Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 10:28 PM (kpCLl) hi Peaches well, it was the first day of classes and I'm drunk, if that tells you anything Posted by: chemjeff at August 27, 2012 10:38 PM (d/5qf) Not gonna lie, it sucked. Had a minor profane outburst on the morning thread due to work. Now, I'm sipping a nice whiskey and coke and waiting for the half an ambien to kick in. The whiskey allows me to find the home improvement project my wife and her dad are doing as funny. How bout you Peaches?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 27, 2012 06:43 PM (GEICT)

184 149 heh, my friends just bought a very nice house in a very modest (but sought after) neighborhood in el lay . . . ~1500 sq ft . . . you know what they paid? $661,000. we are in teh crazy times.

Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 10:36 PM (kpCLl)



that is crazy.  I think my house has more than 1500 sq ft and I paid only $120k for it

Posted by: chemjeff at August 27, 2012 06:43 PM (d/5qf)

185 Geo Bush was wrong on the nation building shit in Afghanistan. I was under the impression he way only doing it in Iraq- a totally artificial country with no history as a people- and specifically not in Afghanistan.

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2012 06:44 PM (FcR7P)

186 181. Negatory. That was Hawkeye's false memory.

Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 06:44 PM (oiTOF)

187 177 The metal plow is credited as the invention most contributing to women's health. That would probably be enough to make ME men choose not to adopt it.

Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at August 27, 2012 06:45 PM (NhGgS)

188 I had to explain ( well my wife did ) to my 2 daughters what a blow job was thanks to Bill Clinton. Thanks Bill. Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 27, 2012 10:39 PM (j1gX1) You could have said, "Ask around".

Posted by: eman at August 27, 2012 06:45 PM (Wp4rQ)

189 True fact, Alan Alda actually served in the Korean conflict as an artillery man. - steevy no fuckin' way, dude, he cannot be that old. is he?? srsly????? Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 10:38 PM (kpCLl) I had to check that out and he did not. In 58 he served six months as a gunnery officer in the Army reserve after college. He was in ROTC during college and I think he got money for college through the military. He never saw any kind of combat.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 06:45 PM (9TTOe)

190 Physical attractiveness of the victim has little to do with rape.Old women are frequently raped.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:45 PM (6o4Fb)

191 did y'all see that teh fat man has arrived in Tampa?  I can't wait to hear him bring it all home . . . love me some chris christie

Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 06:46 PM (kpCLl)

192 190 Yeah I corrected at 183.Misremembered.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:46 PM (6o4Fb)

193 191. That right there. Rape is a crime of violence, not of sexual arousal.

Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 06:46 PM (oiTOF)

194

Yes, Dr. chemjeff, but your house is NOT in El Lay.

 

Location, location, location!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch (fake Internet person) writes.... at August 27, 2012 06:46 PM (sJTmU)

195 that is crazy. I think my house has more than 1500 sq ft and I paid only $120k for it Posted by: chemjeff at August 27, 2012 10:43 PM (d/5qf) Don't get me started on CA house prices.

Posted by: eman at August 27, 2012 06:47 PM (Wp4rQ)

196 I'm watching some of the later, stupider Little House episodes now. One of the many, many kids the Ingalls adopted throughout the series were James and Cassandra Cooper, played by Jason Bateman and Missy Francis. Jason Bateman turned into an awesome hottie, and Missy Francis overcame her awkward phase to become very pretty--she now hosts a business show on Fox Business.

Posted by: Palandine at August 27, 2012 06:47 PM (g7D8V)

197 Once you get into it, the parallels between the waning Roman empire and present day America start jumping out at you far to rapidly.
***
Our elites have indeed become just as corrupt as theirs, and this quote seems as true today as it did at the end of the Roman Republic;

The people that once bestowed commands, consulships, legions, and all else, now concerns itself no more, and longs eagerly for just two things - bread and circuses!




Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 06:47 PM (AUeaU)

198 191 Steevy,

You call it sexual assault, he calls it "Obamacare"...or financial assault

//Chris Matthews

Posted by: sven10077 at August 27, 2012 06:47 PM (LRFds)

199 195. You gots to PAY for those mudslides and earfquakes and wildfires and cop beatdowns and smog induced illnesses.

Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 06:48 PM (oiTOF)

200 "Location, location, location!
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch"

Amen, brother. My 2800 sq. ft. house cost us $149K about 13 years ago. Texas, baby.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 27, 2012 06:48 PM (d6TfZ)

201 Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 10:42 PM Believe me, we're on the same page. I just don't think they will listen to any of it. And when I say "they", I mean about 99% of the Pushtuns. They don't want to hear anything from anywhere. Except cash and stuff. Even Alexander and his legacy people couldn't do anything with that region. Violent islam doesn't work there any better than what we bring to the table. WTF?

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 06:48 PM (a4CUi)

202 Chris Christy is in Tampa, and no donut is safe!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch (fake Internet person) writes.... at August 27, 2012 06:48 PM (sJTmU)

203 Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 10:46 PM (ovpNn)

you fuckin' slay me, my friend . . . and congrats on placing in the sunday nite rankings.  numero tres, iirc?  try harder!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 06:48 PM (kpCLl)

204 Since the people of the ME tend to behead dissenters, there's no short-term hope for them, much less long term.

The hermetically sealed nature of Islam precludes any notions of a reform movement ever happening.  Challenge the koran, you're apostate. Apostates must be killed.  Lather rinse repeat.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 06:48 PM (COZLs)

205 198. They got SOOO stupid. Unfortunate, as the books are good til the end.


Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 06:49 PM (oiTOF)

206 True fact,Alan Alda actually served in the Korean conflict as an artillery man. I find that hard to believe. Alda was born in '36, sor he would have been 14 in 1950. If he went to Korea, surely it was after the war.

Posted by: toby928© at August 27, 2012 06:49 PM (QupBk)

207 194 Cathy in Chi,

all evil kidding aside, you are correct....

the point is gratification through exertion of domination and it is vile...

there's a reason it used to be a capital offense.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 27, 2012 06:49 PM (LRFds)

208 True fact, Alan Alda actually served in the Korean conflict as an artillery man. - steevy

Alan Alda was born in 1936, he would have been all of 14 when the conflict started and all of 17 when the truce was signed.

Better check that one again




Posted by: kbdabear at August 27, 2012 06:49 PM (wwsoB)

209 I take Saw Palmetto for my apostate

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 27, 2012 06:49 PM (jucos)

210 206 PA,

They get calm in cycles through laziness...or the proper application of HE and point fire.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 27, 2012 06:50 PM (LRFds)

211

I saw some low priced cars on a lot in Nashua, NH yesterday.

The one that sticks in my is was a BMW for $3995

Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2012 06:50 PM (3SvjA)

212 you fuckin' slay me, my friend . . . and congrats on placing in the sunday nite rankings. numero tres, iirc? try harder!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 10:48 PM (kpCLl)

I trolled the akin panic as hard as i could before i got bored.

I cant take more than three days on hot air at a time.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 06:51 PM (ovpNn)

213 The one that sticks in my is was a BMW for $3995 Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2012 10:50 PM (3SvjA) They took out the BMW engine and put in a chevy volt engine

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 27, 2012 06:51 PM (j1gX1)

214 I'm reading slow tonight. By the time I comment, two other people have said the same thing.

Posted by: toby928© at August 27, 2012 06:51 PM (QupBk)

215 The one that sticks in my is was a BMW for $3995 Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2012 10:50 PM (3SvjA) Value is tricky. Something you own is worth exactly what another person is willing to pay for it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 06:52 PM (9TTOe)

216 Fucking Paultards!Somebody get them some pot or something. Any hope that Mitt Romney might have had that the Ron Paul faction of the Republican Party would mind their PÂ’s and QÂ’s during his coronation at the GOP convention has come a cropper. And ironically, the revolt is the result of his own efforts to reform the rules to make sure that a tiny minority canÂ’t overturn the will of the majority who voted in a state primary. An old-fashioned floor fight is brewing over new rules pushed through by the Romney campaign that have the Ron Paul delegates up in arms, as well as several state party chairmen who believe that the national party is trying to seize control over the delegate selection process. For the insurgent Paul forces, the rules changes would prevent them from wreaking the kinds of havoc at state GOP conventions that led to chaos in Louisiana and bitter clashes between the factions at the Nevada and Maine state conventions. At issue is a rule that would allow presidential candidates to vet delegates in order to insure their loyalty, and another rule designed to squash incipient revolts like the Ron Paul insurgency that would require delegations from statewide caucuses and conventions to adhere to the will of the majority who voted.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:52 PM (6o4Fb)

217 "The one that sticks in my is was a BMW for $3995
Posted by: fluffy"

Some guy probably died in it and they can't get the smell out.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 27, 2012 06:52 PM (d6TfZ)

218
They took out the BMW engine and put in a chevy volt engine
***
I hear it has explosive get up and go.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 06:52 PM (AUeaU)

219 How can I carry 5 bags of groceries home if I'm walking or riding a bike?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2012 06:52 PM (BAS5M)

220 Was that a car-car, or rust held together with bondo masquerading as car?

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 06:53 PM (COZLs)

221 Some guy probably died in it and they can't get the smell out. Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 27, 2012 10:52 PM (d6TfZ) So what your saying is that if I am on the street and feel a heart attack coming on, I should look for a car with an obama sticker on it and jump in?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 27, 2012 06:53 PM (j1gX1)

222 210 Already did,corrected it myself at 183 and was corrected by others.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:53 PM (6o4Fb)

223 Samuel L Jackson is sick and tired of all those mutherfuckin' Republicans in Tampa;

Despicable: Samuel L. Jackson: ‘Unfair shit: GOP spared by Isaac,Â’ ‘not understanding GodÂ’s planÂ’; Update: Faux-pologizes, continues rant

http://tinyurl.com/8duf38s

Posted by: kbdabear at August 27, 2012 06:54 PM (wwsoB)

224 The hermetically sealed nature of Islam precludes any notions of a reform movement ever happening. Challenge the koran, you're apostate. Apostates must be killed. Lather rinse repeat.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 10:48 PM (COZLs)


Glad you agree - more people need to accept that reality.  It's the strongest argument available for energy independence from the mideast.  They will not change, so why support their awful regimes with US dollars?  We and they are simply not compatible, except in the "warheads on foreheads" sense.  Economic marginalization is a reasonable response.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 06:54 PM (lJJMb)

225 I cant take more than three days on hot air at a time.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 10:51 PM (ovpNn)


Are ya daft, man?  I have not been there in years . . . those fuckers will drive you to drink . . . hard . . . buncha fuckin' lunatic shitweasels.  

Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 06:54 PM (kpCLl)

226 How can I carry 5 bags of groceries home if I'm walking or riding a bike? Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2012 10:52 PM (BAS5M) Apparently you eat too fucking much. A bag of rice and a slab of fat back just aint that heavy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 06:54 PM (9TTOe)

227 Good evening. Man, I'm sore. Would some beautiful and willing 'Ette be so kind to fly down here and use her magic fingers to massage my back?

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 06:54 PM (HWUv9)

228 How can I carry 5 bags of groceries home if I'm walking or riding a bike?
___
Hand cart?

It was good enough for medieval peasants.

And hey...why do you need so much food? Don't you care about the Eurf?

Or you could just get your maid to pick up your food like any normal person.


Posted by: Some Egalitarian Liberal at August 27, 2012 06:54 PM (AUeaU)

229 Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2012 10:52 PM You never delivered newspapers as a boy, right? You're sentiment is right. Just saying you can haul alot of shit on on bicycle. Ask the viet cong.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 06:54 PM (a4CUi)

230 "So what your saying is that if I am on the street and feel a heart attack coming on, I should look for a car with an obama sticker on it and jump in?
Posted by: Nevergiveup"

Don't bother. I'm sure those cars already smell like shit.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 27, 2012 06:55 PM (d6TfZ)

231 One in each of the front/rear saddlebags, one in a backpack.  If walking, bring that Red Flyer wagon you always lusted for as a kid.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 06:55 PM (COZLs)

232 Don't bother. I'm sure those cars already smell like shit. Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 27, 2012 10:55 PM (d6TfZ) LOL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 06:55 PM (9TTOe)

233 Samuel L Jackson is sick and tired of all those mutherfuckin' Republicans in Tampa;
***
To this day Liberals whine about Pat Roberston.

I'm guessing this will be swept under the rug in a week.

BTW, when Robertson was at it the hurricane did veer away from his facility in  VA and head straight for the North East. MUHAHAHA

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 06:56 PM (AUeaU)

234

Indeed, the strict literalist interpretation of the Koran  precludes the tolerance of any dissent.

 

Witness the centuries long strife between Sunni's and Shiites over the descendants of the Prophet Mohammed.  This has been going on for over one thousand years, and flares up with lots of killing and stuff (like ......now?).

 

There is virtually no chance of Islam producing some kind of lasting reform movement.  They still want to kill anyone born a Muslim and then renouncing it for Christianity or something like that.  There were a few times in the last century when it appeared that Islam would modernize, but see where we are now?

 

And we literally play with fire by inviting these people into this country.  This will end with blood in the streets of our country.  It will be awful.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch (fake Internet person) writes.... at August 27, 2012 06:57 PM (sJTmU)

235 Fucking Paultards!Somebody get them some pot or something. Any hope that Mitt Romney might have had that the Ron Paul faction of the Republican Party would mind their PÂ’s and QÂ’s during his coronation at the GOP convention has come a cropper. And ironically, the revolt is the result of his own efforts to reform the rules to make sure that a tiny minority canÂ’t overturn the will of the majority who voted in a state primary. An old-fashioned floor fight is brewing over new rules pushed through by the Romney campaign that have the Ron Paul delegates up in arms, as well as several state party chairmen who believe that the national party is trying to seize control over the delegate selection process. For the insurgent Paul forces, the rules changes would prevent them from wreaking the kinds of havoc at state GOP conventions that led to chaos in Louisiana and bitter clashes between the factions at the Nevada and Maine state conventions. At issue is a rule that would allow presidential candidates to vet delegates in order to insure their loyalty, and another rule designed to squash incipient revolts like the Ron Paul insurgency that would require delegations from statewide caucuses and conventions to adhere to the will of the majority who voted. Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 10:52 PM (6o4Fb) William F. Buckley said we needed to kick the Birchers to the curb for the sake of the conservative movement. Today, we must do the same to the Ron Paul Cultists.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 06:57 PM (sZTYJ)

236 Hell, in MD I saw a 2 year old Dodge Magnum at a dealer for $12K. Got excited until I checked the odometer....110K miles!

Posted by: Icedog at August 27, 2012 06:57 PM (9ScGj)

237 Evening, all. Are we still engaged in the millionth re-fighting of The Great Tattoo Debate? If so, count me amongst the pro-tat minority. If not, carry on. I'll catch up in a minute or two.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 27, 2012 06:57 PM (N/WI2)

238 @218:  Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 10:52 PM (6o4Fb)


Steevy, per the Right Scoop, the rule change conflict has been avoided.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 06:57 PM (lJJMb)

239 Iron Maiden - When The Wile Wind Blows http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkV9Cm6R3Bc

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 06:57 PM (HWUv9)

240 I read a couple of places where the old genetic table of dominant and recessive genes is actually crap but I didn't understand enough of the explanation to make sense of it. Apparently the guy who came up with it was presuming some things that the science didn't hold up to.
And grocery shopping without a car sucks, trust me. I've done it for decades, and you just can't carry beyond a certain amount or you destroy half your groceries and pass out on the way home.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 06:58 PM (r4wIV)

241 Hey, I think that commercial is kind of cute. Apparently you don't have little girls.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 10:36 PM (9TTOe)


I remember a conversation going something like this...kids? Yes..2 boys..thankfully.

Why is that?  I only have to keep track of 2 peckers, if you have girls, you have to keep track of them all.

Posted by: Red Shirt at August 27, 2012 06:58 PM (FIDMq)

242 Steevy, per the Right Scoop, the rule change conflict has been avoided. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 10:57 PM (lJJMb) Link?

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 06:58 PM (sZTYJ)

243 236 Yep,we may need a constutuional amendment.I don't think the founding fathers ever considered that large numbers of muslims would emigrate here.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 06:58 PM (6o4Fb)

244 Today, we must do the same to the Ron Paul Cultists.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 10:57 PM (sZTYJ)


THAT!!  Times eleventy

Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 06:58 PM (kpCLl)

245 221 How can I carry 5 bags of groceries home if I'm walking or riding a bike?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2012 10:52 PM (BAS5M)


Clearly the 5 bags of groceries is excessive and is just evidence that corporate America is ripping you off and that you hate Mother Gaia.  Oh and racist.

Posted by: typical libtard at August 27, 2012 06:58 PM (d/5qf)

246 This set of commercials from the UK are hilarious;

http://tinyurl.com/bvfy8uy

I think the guy in the ads is one of us Morons

Posted by: kbdabear at August 27, 2012 06:59 PM (wwsoB)

247 I'm hearing murmurs that the change in rules is less about the Paulites than an attempt by the GOP to control the Tea Party movement but I haven't been watching at all so I can't say one way or another.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 07:00 PM (r4wIV)

248 I remember a conversation going something like this...kids? Yes..2 boys..thankfully.Why is that? I only have to keep track of 2 peckers, if you have girls, you have to keep track of them all. Posted by: Red Shirt at August 27, 2012 10:58 PM (FIDMq) Yeah, they're both blondes and cute as hell. I'm sure I'll have to kill a mother fucker before it's over with.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 07:00 PM (9TTOe)

249 241 Iron Maiden was the band that introduced me to metal(6th grade,Powerslave).I pretty quickly moved on to heavier stuff.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 07:01 PM (6o4Fb)

250 Today, we must do the same to the Ron Paul Cultists. Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 10:57 PM (sZTYJ) THAT!! Times eleventy Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 10:58 PM (kpCLl) The Ron Paul evangelicals ought to also remember the words of Barry Goldwater in 1960 when he said "GROW UP!"

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 07:01 PM (sZTYJ)

251 244 Steevy, per the Right Scoop, the rule change conflict has been avoided.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 10:57 PM (lJJMb)


Link?

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 10:58 PM (sZTYJ)


Ask and ye shall receive: http://tinyurl.com/9hv8drx

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 07:02 PM (lJJMb)

252 Yeah, they're both blondes and cute as hell. I'm sure I'll have to kill a mother fucker before it's over with. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 11:00 PM (9TTOe) Hello, Mr. Poet, you and Mrs. Poet are looking good today.

Posted by: Some Young Budding Ass Kissing High School Quarterback at August 27, 2012 07:02 PM (HWUv9)

253 Yeah, they're both blondes and cute as hell. I'm sure I'll have to kill a mother fucker before it's over with. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 11:00 PM (9TTOe) Explain to each young man the difference between an entry wound and an exit wound.

Posted by: eman at August 27, 2012 07:02 PM (Wp4rQ)

254 >>And grocery shopping without a car sucks, trust me. I've done it for decades My primary transport is a harley. And has been for about 10 years. I've got a jeep too, but that stays in the garage most of time except for hunting and severe weather. (Poor old girl has 245K miles on her these days). The key is using your equipment. Whether it's a motorcycle, or a bicycle, or a hand-truck. Use the gear. It makes all the difference.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 07:03 PM (a4CUi)

255 Honestly, other than a few spending issues, I think Darth Paul would get along better with Democrats anyway. He seems... flexible... on spending anyway, given his proclivities with earmarks. But the foreign policy, the drug laws, etc... there are a lot of Democrats in the Paulites for a reason.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 07:03 PM (r4wIV)

256 256. Also, Peapod.

Posted by: Cathy in the Chi at August 27, 2012 07:03 PM (oiTOF)

257 Yeah, they're both blondes and cute as hell. I'm sure I'll have to kill a mother fucker before it's over with. Same here. 5 and 2. Last year at preschool a kid from my daughter's class walks up to my wife and goes, "Are you her mom? She's beautiful! And she knows everything!" my wife thought it was cute. My response "Who the fuck is this kid? I'll kick a 4 year old's ass."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 27, 2012 07:04 PM (GEICT)

258 After seeing Samuel L Jackson's assholery today on Twitter, I've decided that this is my favorite scene of his;

http://tinyurl.com/ybnagyz

Posted by: kbdabear at August 27, 2012 07:04 PM (wwsoB)

259 251 241 Iron Maiden was the band that introduced me to metal(6th grade,Powerslave).I pretty quickly moved on to heavier stuff. Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 11:01 PM (6o4Fb)


6th grade, 1990, the black album.  It led me directly to Master of Puppets, the best thrash-metal album of all time (PBUIt), along with many other good works.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 07:05 PM (lJJMb)

260 I'm SICK of these motherfuckin' 4 year olds in the motherfuckin' preschool.

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at August 27, 2012 07:05 PM (oiTOF)

261 There are actually some very intelligent and witty regulars who comment on HA, why all the hostility I often see here? They are allied forces. ...and AoS is on top of their "friends" list.

Posted by: Icedog at August 27, 2012 07:05 PM (9ScGj)

262

In a community without cars, Home Depot, Lowe's Costco, Sam's and WalMart would go under.

 

"Sure, I could carry 4 4' X 8' sheets of 3/4" plywood under one arm, balance 3 bundles of asphalt roof shingles on my head, and carry a roll of roofing felt and a tub o' nails with the other arm.  Easy Peasy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2012 07:06 PM (BAS5M)

263 261 Well,I graduated HS in 1990.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 07:07 PM (6o4Fb)

264 221 Steal the supermarket cart.

Posted by: Enby at August 27, 2012 07:07 PM (ptlfZ)

265 i am becoming more and more cautiously optimistic that we will be able to evict this clown and his flying monkeys (sorry, so racist) from 1600.  i honestly do pray to my own (not fuckabee's) angry God each night for this to happen. 

Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 07:08 PM (kpCLl)

266 264. As far as Home Depot: That's why their truck rental bidness is booming in cities.

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 07:08 PM (oiTOF)

267 261 But no,that would be Reign In Blood.Heathen.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 07:08 PM (6o4Fb)

268 Maiden: Wasted Years will always be a favorite of mine. Master of Puppets? Good. Prefer Ride the Lightning & Kill Em All. Heh.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 07:09 PM (a4CUi)

269 265 261 Well,I graduated HS in 1990.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 11:07 PM (6o4Fb)


holy shit, so did I.  so we are about the same age? that is freaky.

Posted by: typical libtard at August 27, 2012 07:09 PM (d/5qf)

270 oops sock/off

Posted by: chemjeff at August 27, 2012 07:09 PM (d/5qf)

271 Slayer - Raining Blood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqwIZNECRoU

Posted by: Some Young Budding Ass Kissing High School Quarterback at August 27, 2012 07:09 PM (HWUv9)

272 I can totally see the Charles Ingalls of the books as a vigilante.  He was kinda BA.  No disrespect to Michael Landon, but Charles Ingalls didn't bawl at the drop of a hat and never shaved his beard.  His hair was so tough he had to slick it down with bear grease or something like that.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 27, 2012 07:09 PM (DoZD+)

273 241 Iron Maiden was the band that introduced me to metal(6th grade,Powerslave).I pretty quickly moved on to heavier stuff. Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 11:01 PM (6o4Fb) 6th grade, 1990, the black album. It led me directly to Master of Puppets, the best thrash-metal album of all time (PBUIt), along with many other good works. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 11:05 PM (lJJMb) I was into metal from a very young age, since my father was a huge Black Sabbath fan.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 07:09 PM (sZTYJ)

274 Paladine I saw Jason Bateman on Broadway with Kathleen Turner in "The Graduate". The stage play was different than the movie; last act Mrs. Robinson (Ms. Turner) arrives on the stage buck-@as nekkid. Anyhow Bateman was great and was the first time I became aware of him.

Posted by: small town girl at August 27, 2012 07:10 PM (QMRMM)

275 Peaches I am with you, OMFG I hope Obumbles gets evicted

Posted by: chemjeff at August 27, 2012 07:10 PM (d/5qf)

276 Metallica - Battery http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ7Aif5aXlQ

Posted by: Some Young Budding Ass Kissing High School Quarterback at August 27, 2012 07:10 PM (HWUv9)

277 271. I would have but I got my GED and joined the USCG.
Long story.

Woohoo, 40 year olds representin' tonight.

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 07:10 PM (oiTOF)

278 Iron Maiden - Wasted Years http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA1GzDj8yDE

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 07:10 PM (HWUv9)

279 Took my 19 yo son to an Iron Maiden concert 2 years ago. Half the crowd was guys my age with their sons. Almost brought a tear to my eye...

Posted by: Icedog at August 27, 2012 07:10 PM (9ScGj)

280 i am becoming more and more cautiously optimistic that we will be able to evict this clown and his flying monkeys (sorry, so racist) from 1600. i honestly do pray to my own (not fuckabee's) angry God each night for this to happen. Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 11:08 PM (kpCLl) You are rooting for the non-Huckabee worshipped angry God? I thank you for your support!

Posted by: Baal at August 27, 2012 07:11 PM (sZTYJ)

281 A lot of box hardware stores will deliver stuff to your house, but it will cost you.
I'm glad I'm not a dad with a daughter. I'm sure she'd hate me (no tattoos. you can't pierce your lip. No you can't wear that. No you can't wear that. No you can't go out with him alone until you're 18. No you can't have a cellphone yet. No you can't lock yourself in your room with your computer and webcam). It would be so hard to protect her from the world and her friends and all those guys. I'd end up in a padded room or a prison cell before she graduated.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 07:11 PM (r4wIV)

282 How can I carry 5 bags of groceries home if I'm walking or riding a bike? You do know that dogs can walk, don't you?

Posted by: Chief Baraka at August 27, 2012 07:11 PM (FcR7P)

283 Took my 19 yo son to an Iron Maiden concert 2 years ago. Half the crowd was guys my age with their sons. Almost brought a tear to my eye... Posted by: Icedog at August 27, 2012 11:10 PM (9ScGj) My dad took me to roller derby. Mom was starting that night.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 07:11 PM (9TTOe)

284 You'll never see Maiden play this one live. Alexander The Great http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oTEQf1d9Iw

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 07:12 PM (HWUv9)

285 I thank you for your support! Posted by: Baal at August 27, 2012 11:11 PM (sZTYJ) Hi. Big fan. Love your work.

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 07:13 PM (HWUv9)

286 3. Necrophobic [Lyrics & Music - Hanneman & King] Strangulation, mutilation, cancer of the brain Limb dissection, amputation, from a mind deranged Asphyxiation, suffocation, gasping for air Explain to me the feeling after sitting in the chair? Ripping apart Severing flesh Gouging eyes Tearing limb from limb Experimentation, slow infection, internal decay Execution, need transfusion, body rots away Sliced incision, zero vision, loss of vital signs Skin contortion, bone erosion, your life becomes your fine Ripping apart Severing flesh Gouging eyes Tearing limb from limb [LEAD: HANNEMAN, KING] Strangulation, mutilation, cancer of the brain Limb dissection, amputation, from a mind deranged Asphyxiation, suffocation, gasping for air Explain to me the feeling after sitting in the chair Sliced incision, zero vision, loss of vital signs Skin contortion, bone erosion, your life becomes your fine Necrophobic can't control the paranoia Scared to die

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 07:13 PM (6o4Fb)

287

They took out the BMW engine and put in a chevy volt engine

==

 

That would raise the price to around $500,000

Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2012 07:13 PM (O6q63)

288 Is Wayne Brady gonna have ta choke a 4 year old?

Posted by: Wayne Brady at August 27, 2012 07:13 PM (2K2M6)

289 I like ...And Justice For all personally. One kills me to this day. But I like almost everything Metallica has done, and most of Megadeth. Cryptic Writings is in my top 25 album list, at least.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 07:13 PM (r4wIV)

290 Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 11:13 PM (6o4Fb) Such a happy little number. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvziImJZRkw

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 07:14 PM (HWUv9)

291 The best Metallica song, aside from (Anesthesia) Pulling Teeth, has got to be Orion. The late Cliff Burton was a freakin' genius. I like to listen to Orion without the guitar tracks to better appreciate his bass lines. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb_aGTHy3wc The early Metallica ('80's era) was the best because it had the writing and influence of both Dave Mustaine and Cliff Burton). After the "Black Album" came out, it was all downhill from there.

Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at August 27, 2012 07:14 PM (sZTYJ)

292 I'm glad I'm not a dad with a daughter. I'm sure she'd hate me (no tattoos. you can't pierce your lip. No you can't wear that. No you can't wear that. No you can't go out with him alone until you're 18. No you can't have a cellphone yet. No you can't lock yourself in your room with your computer and webcam). It would be so hard to protect her from the world and her friends and all those guys. I'd end up in a padded room or a prison cell before she graduated. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 11:11 PM (r4wIV) You try to bring them up right, pray a little, drinks a little, and make sure you meet their boyfriends in Uniform the first time.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 27, 2012 07:14 PM (j1gX1)

293 Metallica - ...And Justice For All http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfoDh1XL2wo

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 07:15 PM (HWUv9)

294 Oldsailor, at least it wasn't a porno or live sex show.

Posted by: Icedog at August 27, 2012 07:15 PM (9ScGj)

295 Oldsailor, at least it wasn't a porno or live sex show. Posted by: Icedog at August 27, 2012 11:15 PM (9ScGj) There is that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 07:15 PM (9TTOe)

296 A lot of millenials like myself are divided into two categories; the ones that can't afford a home let alone a car, and the one's that realize that staying in one place for thirty years could be a really bad idea. I bought a home but I realize that my neighborhood isn't guaranteed to stay a great area for the next 30 years. I live in California now, I probably won't stay here forever. We will recover economically, but there's a good chance it will skip my generation.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 27, 2012 07:15 PM (NzBQO)

297 Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at August 27, 2012 11:14 PM (sZTYJ) Orion is my favorite song of all time.

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 07:15 PM (HWUv9)

298 263 There are actually some very intelligent and witty regulars who comment on HA, why all the hostility I often see here? They are allied forces.

...and AoS is on top of their "friends" list.

Posted by: Icedog at August 27, 2012 11:05 PM (9ScGj)


The site has great content and features breaking news far earlier than Ace, as news tends to happen before the crack of noon at times, but the comments section is fairly dominated by angry Palinites, SoCons ready to die on the next hill, whatever it may be, and others inclined to histrionics.  The commentors seem to be fairly biased towards social issues and passionate about them, whereas this blog is more focused on economic and national security issues.  There's no discussion on any topic, which is my biggest complaint.  It's all a big shouty mess, where disagreement is answered by some anonymous person, or more likely a pigpile of persons, who explain (or scream) why you're not a "true" conservative for holding an opinion contra the commentariat.  Frankly, the whole thing is tiring.  The moron horde does manage to tolerate a little bit of dissent, most times.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 07:15 PM (lJJMb)

299 steevy knows I love me some metal.  Bit older than you kids, though.  Sabbath was the gateway drug ... 2nd Brit Invasion did the rest.

By 83 we were covering Maiden, Priest, et al.  (Yeah, I could sing like a motherfucker ... covered Victim of Changes successfully, then could do a mean Tate).

Carry on, juniors ... do me proud.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 27, 2012 07:16 PM (GRvW4)

300 Used to listen to For Whom the Bell Tolls and Creeping Death on the bird before a jump. Haha! Seems like a zillion years ago.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 07:16 PM (a4CUi)

301 Metallica - Orion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8qrwON1-zE

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 07:16 PM (HWUv9)

302 At one time or another I would have told you one of the big 4 was my favorite band.Metallica,Megadeth,Anthrax,Slayer.Slayer has stayed consistent though,where the others faltered in one way or another.So Slayer is my all time favorite.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 07:16 PM (6o4Fb)

303 Nation-building in Afghanistan might have been possible if they had an Afghan civilization as a framework.  Since they are tribal area (can't describe it as a nation or a state), and muz is their primary religion, they are centuries away from understanding, much less participating in, civilization as the West used to understand it (pre-multi-culti).

Unfortunately for us, our ruling class is too stupid to realize that some problems cannot be fixed with anything less than lots and lots of high explosives and an ability to say "Why yes we broke it, but it is up to you to fix it lest we return."

Posted by: Hrothgar unhinged for Romney/Ryan 2012 at August 27, 2012 07:17 PM (Cnqmv)

304 269 261 But no,that would be Reign In Blood.Heathen.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 11:08 PM (6o4Fb)


Wrong.  That was a great album, but it's only a close number 2.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 07:17 PM (lJJMb)

305 Judas Priest - Victim Of Changes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKSU1W0ZUmQ

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 07:17 PM (HWUv9)

306 I usually just lurk at night, but I'm deurking to say that this Longerthoughts hipster is getting on my fucking nerves. Buy a fucking car. Take on some adult responsibility.

Posted by: Soona at August 27, 2012 07:17 PM (fiSRu)

307 Mustaine only wrote stuff on the first album I'd think.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 07:18 PM (6o4Fb)

308 >>>Edith Bunker getting raped....lulz, seriously where do they come up with this fairy tale shit.Not that rape is a laughing matter, but seriously, is an erection even possible with a mug like that staring at you? Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright Oh, clueless one: If you follow the news or read criminal case opinions, elderly women are often raped. These are women in their 70s, 80s, and 90s.

Posted by: Redd at August 27, 2012 07:18 PM (w062R)

309 Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 27, 2012 11:04 PM Little girls are the best. Mine just turned two this weekend, still recovering from the party, which was really just 20 fully grown men and women biding time until the kids went to bed, so we could drink, chuck darts and beanbags until 2am. Also, some dumb bastiges saw the weight room and decided to challenge me to feats of strength. Heh.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 27, 2012 07:18 PM (N/WI2)

310 294 Yeah, I don't have that option. John prayed that our kids would be attractive and, for whatever reason, G-d saw fit to grant that request and now the sucker's not here to run off the punks and it's only a couple of years until it matters. FML.

Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at August 27, 2012 07:18 PM (NhGgS)

311 260

I'd forgotten that one, expected this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMwmqp3GLMc

Posted by: DaveA at August 27, 2012 07:18 PM (Ve9V9)

312 Time for me to get ready for woik. One more for the road. Metallica - Creeping Death http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXWq3f01e2U

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 07:18 PM (HWUv9)

313 At one time or another I would have told you one of the big 4 was my favorite band.Metallica,Megadeth,Anthrax,Slayer.Slayer has stayed consistent though,where the others faltered in one way or another.So Slayer is my all time favorite. Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 11:16 PM (6o4Fb) If the "big 4" were expanded to the "big 5", which additional band would it be? My vote goes to Testament: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2XMbspYDmQ

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 07:19 PM (sZTYJ)

314 I usually just lurk at night, but I'm deurking to say that this Longerthoughts hipster is getting on my fucking nerves. Buy a fucking car. Take on some adult responsibility. Posted by: Soona at August 27, 2012 11:17 PM (fiSRu) Thank You, I try not to be a dick to an individual commenter but I read that and my brain screamed "Grow up you fucking pussy."

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 07:19 PM (9TTOe)

315 The Moron Horde is just plain more interesting. Plus the necessary use of crude words, as needed. (I know that was redundant.) TA is way to milque-toast for my taste.

Posted by: kalneva at August 27, 2012 07:19 PM (cQmXn)

316 228 How can I carry 5 bags of groceries home if I'm walking or riding a bike?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2012 10:52 PM (BAS5M)

Apparently you eat too fucking much. A bag of rice and a slab of fat back just aint that heavy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 10:54 PM (9TTOe)


A true meat eater wouldnt go to the store to get dinner, it would wait for dinner to drop by and hopefully bring a bottle of wine with it.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 07:20 PM (ovpNn)

317 Mustaine only wrote stuff on the first album I'd think. Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 11:18 PM (6o4Fb) Mustaine has at least one song writing credit on Lightning for The Call Of Ktulu.

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 07:20 PM (HWUv9)

318 I like Call of Ktulu better, but Orion is great.
"After the "Black Album" came out, it was all downhill from there."
Death Magnetic has some great tracks. I like some of the covers they did too, but they really lost their way for a while after the Black album.
My problem with Hot Air is that like most big blogs and sites (Town Hall, Michelle Malkin, Free Republic, etc) the noise to signal ratio is awful. There's almost never a comment on this blog, for example, that's a waste to read and it flows. Those blogs are like a bunch of screaming 5 year olds and a few adults trying to have a conversation.
Somehow Ace managed to pull together a bunch of smart, adult, creative people here like a family and its special. Breitbart was no fool.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 07:20 PM (r4wIV)

319 315 Testament was great....than they made a ballad.Took a long time to recover from that.Of course,Metallica went full on weeping puusy.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 07:20 PM (6o4Fb)

320 Something happened to the other "o" in too. Hate when that happens.

Posted by: kalneva at August 27, 2012 07:21 PM (cQmXn)

321 Mustaine only wrote stuff on the first album I'd think. Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 11:18 PM (6o4Fb) He was credited to "Call of Ktulu" and "Ride the Lightning". He also claimed to have done more that he wasn't given credit for up to and including stuff on "Master of Puppets." Honestly, Megadeth was the only one of the "Big 4" who faired the '90's pretty well, IMHO.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 07:21 PM (sZTYJ)

322 Fluke on Fox just in case your into that sort of thing.

Posted by: RWC at August 27, 2012 07:22 PM (gwWRQ)

323 291 I like ...And Justice For all personally. One kills me to this day. But I like almost everything Metallica has done, and most of Megadeth. Cryptic Writings is in my top 25 album list, at least.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 11:13 PM (r4wIV)


Great album.  Puppets gets my nod because it doesn't sound like it was mixed by some community college intern.  "Justice" has no mids, and you can't hear the bass.  Great songs, but they sound like they were recorded via tin can.  I still love it, just not as much.  Re: Megadeth, all I can say is F yeah.  "Tornado of Souls" - Marty's guitar solo is my favorite ever.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 07:22 PM (lJJMb)

324 308. Owning a car does not equal responsibility. There are millions of Americans who are responsible enough to hike their ass down to a bus stop or train station to get where they need to be.

Do you KNOW how much it costs to own a car in a city? Insanity, that's how much.

(I pay it, twice over, but it's insanity.)

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 07:22 PM (oiTOF)

325 Hey, you dudes like Winger? :-)

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 07:22 PM (9TTOe)

326 Oh yeah, metal been beddy beddy good to me.

Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 07:23 PM (FMbng)

327 Floor fight? Old school....

Would love to see one before I croak.

Posted by: navybrat at August 27, 2012 07:23 PM (dHp7Y)

328 324 Fluke on Fox just in case your into that sort of thing.

Posted by: RWC at August 27, 2012 11:22 PM (gwWRQ)


If i was into Manly girls whose boyfriends are really their gay roommates runnin cover for them while they shill for the Obama campaign to get woman free birth control, i might toon in...but...nah.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 07:24 PM (ovpNn)

329 293 The best Metallica song, aside from (Anesthesia) Pulling Teeth, has got to be Orion. The late Cliff Burton was a freakin' genius. I like to listen to Orion without the guitar tracks to better appreciate his bass lines.


Orion is my favorite song, bar none.  Good choice, but it's much better with all the overlaid guitars.  Clearly, you're a bass-junkie.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 07:24 PM (lJJMb)

330 From The Ulsterman Report,whose sourse are very often correct.Posted by: steevy

What's he been right about?

The political 'informant' predicted wall-to-wall race riots this summer. Well?

Predicting QE3 in the 3rd quarter of this year ain't exactly going out on a limb.

He's forgetting the first rule of bullshitting prognostication; never be specific.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 27, 2012 07:24 PM (Q/1Jp)

331 284 Or you could use a cat, and a whip.  Double-plus ungood, you can't drive a house, but you can live in a car.

Posted by: Enby at August 27, 2012 07:24 PM (ptlfZ)

332 Hey, you dudes like Winger? :-) Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 11:22 PM (9TTOe) There is a reason that the character of "Stewart" wore a Winger T-shirt in Beavis and Butthead. Only chicks liked Winger.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 07:24 PM (sZTYJ)

333 Doesn't help that Hetfield can't do the vocals anymore ,especially for the older great songs.He flat sucks.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 07:24 PM (6o4Fb)

334 I agree, Justice needs to be re-recorded. Some bands are doing that, going back and redoing old albums with better producing and mixing. Tough to hit some of those notes, though, heh. ZZ Top redid a bunch of their stuff for CD when they put out 6pack but their kind of music you can do 'til your 96. Even bad ZZ Top is pretty good, and they've been not so great since Eliminator.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 07:24 PM (r4wIV)

335 326 308. Owning a car does not equal responsibility. There are millions of Americans who are responsible enough to hike their ass down to a bus stop or train station to get where they need to be.

Do you KNOW how much it costs to own a car in a city? Insanity, that's how much.

(I pay it, twice over, but it's insanity.)

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 11:22 PM (oiTOF)


Why own a car in the city?  There are plenty of nice cars in any parking structure you come across...get a slim jim and learn to hotwire.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 07:25 PM (ovpNn)

336 Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 11:13 PM 500 fake Internet dollars to anyone who can steal the Number from Robert tonight.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 27, 2012 07:25 PM (N/WI2)

337 Orion is my favorite song, bar none. Good choice, but it's much better with all the overlaid guitars. Clearly, you're a bass-junkie. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 11:24 PM (lJJMb) Yup! Got me to start playing bass, and recently I've picked up playing an 8-string bass.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 07:25 PM (sZTYJ)

338 Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 11:15 PM (lJJMb) Yes, the turd to gold nugget comment ratio on HA is higher than here (although the bastards only open registration for 10 minutes once a year), but there are some regulars that would fit in perfectly here. ....and they have some regular libtards that get smacked around beautifully. Although Ed is a little quick and random with the banhammer.

Posted by: Icedog at August 27, 2012 07:25 PM (9ScGj)

339

so went on limbaugh and sawthat he has been told that establishment republicans running the convention are going with the "Obama's a nice guy, but incompetant".  And Rush is saying that estblishment repubs think we are going to lose the election, and when we do they are going to blame conservatives, sort of a Jeb Bush et al vs the Tea Party.

 

Is this true?

Posted by: thunderb at August 27, 2012 07:26 PM (Dnbau)

340 Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 11:15 PM Sad to say, that's exactly right. I lasted there for one year and four months before Mr Morrisey ban-hammered my ass for giving it back in kind. They don't take kindly to anyone opposed to squish, or so-con awesomeness. Fuck 'em. I go there to see what's up one time per day, but discount pretty much everything that drops below the headline section. AP is particularly tedious. And Erika Johnsen? Sorry. That girl doesn't know shit from shinola. What is she, twelve years old? MKH, on the other hand, is a quality turn of events. HA has problems. I hope they move on from Morrisey's lame ass guidance. Maybe MKH is a sign of Malkin jerking his dumb-ass chain.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 07:26 PM (a4CUi)

341 If you live in the city, just get a rolling cooler and drag it to the store, fill it up, shop and walk it home.

Posted by: navybrat at August 27, 2012 07:27 PM (dHp7Y)

342 I've never owned a car. I don't have a driver's license. I don't like driving and don't want to, but part of that is my health. I'm usually okay but if I get too sick my reflexes and situational awareness drops significantly and I have wrecked my bike enough times to not want to do that with a car. Its just not safe.
All kinds of people out there, I try not to judge people based on their goodies or what they own.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 07:27 PM (r4wIV)

343 I really like The Thing That Should Not Be.I hadn't even read Lovecraft yet when i first heard it and liked it.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 07:27 PM (6o4Fb)

344 337. A fine point, sir.

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 07:27 PM (oiTOF)

345 ""Hey, you dudes like Winger? :-)""





Yikes....shit no.

Oh yeah, death to false metal!!

Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 07:28 PM (FMbng)

346

Deed restrictions in the neighborhood prevent any gutting, slaughtering, rendering, curing,  hide-tanning, or smoking of meat and meat byproducts.  So I have to get mine from the grocery store.

 

Like HEB's current sale on family pack ground chuck already preformed into patties for under $3/lb.  Gotta load up the freezer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2012 07:28 PM (BAS5M)

347 If the "big 4" were expanded to the "big 5", which additional band would it be? My vote goes to Testament:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2XMbspYDmQ

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 11:19 PM (sZTYJ)


I say Pantera.  Dime was better than Slash, and Slash was / is better than all the lead players to that point.  SOUL, as opposed to "go fast by the numbers" approach.  Let me get my Nomex suit, as I expect some flameage.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 07:28 PM (lJJMb)

348 The site has great content and features breaking news far earlier than Ace,
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Yeah, but you never see the same story posted 3 times on HA before the crack of 2 PM do you?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 07:29 PM (AUeaU)

349 I don't think Malkin is connected to Hot Air any longer, I heard she dumped it. I like Captain Ed, but he may not be the kind to run a site like Hot Air so well. Or maybe just he has a different mood than some conservatives.
I don't think the GOP establishment expects to lose, but they're always ready to blame the Tea Party and conservatives. They nominated John McCain and Mitt Romney for president, for crying out loud. They love them some moderacy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 07:29 PM (r4wIV)

350 340 Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 11:15 PM (lJJMb)

Yes, the turd to gold nugget comment ratio on HA is higher than here (although the bastards only open registration for 10 minutes once a year), but there are some regulars that would fit in perfectly here. ....and they have some regular libtards that get smacked around beautifully. Although Ed is a little quick and random with the banhammer.

Posted by: Icedog at August 27, 2012 11:25 PM (9ScGj)


Yeah i got banned for calling Moochelle the First Wookie.

Apparently calling an america hating entitlement mentality mooch that lives high on the hog on our dime while telling y'all to share your pie and looks like a fucking wildebeast on two legs with the ass of a hippo, apparently call it a wookie is racist or something.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 07:29 PM (ovpNn)

351 Owning a car does not equal responsibility. Do you KNOW how much it costs to own a car in a city? Insanity, that's how much. (I pay it, twice over, but it's insanity.) Posted by: Cathy in The Chi I'm going to respectfully disagree. The American experience is built with your ability to transport yourself in mind. You may choose not to and be dependent on the Government subsidized transportation (That means we all pay for it) Or you may imprison yourself voluntarily in a concrete jungle. If you don't have a car, you are depending on the rest of us to shuttle your butt around. You are a leech on society.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 07:29 PM (9TTOe)

352 I agree, Justice needs to be re-recorded. Some bands are doing that, going back and redoing old albums with better producing and mixing. Tough to hit some of those notes, though, heh. ZZ Top redid a bunch of their stuff for CD when they put out 6pack but their kind of music you can do 'til your 96. Even bad ZZ Top is pretty good, and they've been not so great since Eliminator. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 11:24 PM (r4wIV) With all the accramony between Judas Priest and Gull Records, I would have loved for them to re-record "Rocka Rolla" and "Sad Wings of Destiny"... before K. K. Downing left the bad. Judas Priest's best album is, and always be, "Stained Class." Les Binks' drum intro to "Exciter" is godly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2BjrgR5x6k Of course, that was also the album with the backwards messages that the band got sued over. The backwards message was "I ASKED HER FOR A PEPPERMINT; I ASKED FOR HER TO GET ME ONE"

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 07:29 PM (sZTYJ)

353 You know who didn't get it wrong on nation-building in Afghanistan? Yeah.

Posted by: Donald Rumsfeld at August 27, 2012 07:30 PM (IoNBC)

354 I want the reporting, whatever kind, blogging, networks, cable, print, shit, any of it, webcams, from the DNC party in Charlotte to ALWAYS have, in every blip, any size, any medium, the words "Bank of America" right out there in front. Loud. Proud. Strong. Repeated. How do we get that?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 27, 2012 07:30 PM (yjA3C)

355 351 I don't think Malkin is connected to Hot Air any longer, I heard she dumped it. I like Captain Ed, but he may not be the kind to run a site like Hot Air so well. Or maybe just he has a different mood than some conservatives.

I don't think the GOP establishment expects to lose, but they're always ready to blame the Tea Party and conservatives. They nominated John McCain and Mitt Romney for president, for crying out loud. They love them some moderacy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 11:29 PM (r4wIV)


Malkin sold Hot Air

She made a nice bundle too.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 07:30 PM (ovpNn)

356 I don't care for Jack Black but I just watched him in Bernie and thought he nailed the role. I laughed because it was true to life.

Posted by: mpfs, at August 27, 2012 07:30 PM (jWxJU)

357 Can't believe all this talk about "greatest Metallica songs" and no one mentions The Four Hoursemen!

Posted by: Icedog at August 27, 2012 07:30 PM (9ScGj)

358 Nothing like the freedom of your own set of wheels, juiceboxers. Of course with freedom comes cost of the car, gas, repairs, and most of all insurance.



With great freedom comes great responsibility.  Probably why they don't want none.

Posted by: Mr. Spock at August 27, 2012 07:31 PM (/izg2)

359 Exodus and Overkill fans were always whining they were before the big 4.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 07:31 PM (6o4Fb)

360 Guns 'n' Roses packed some amazingly talented musicians together. Even Axl is pretty talented but a total basket case. Slash is an astounding guitarist, and all of them seem to be doing a lot of studio and mercenary work for others, and thats usually a sign of real skill. Izzy Stradlin has at least one solo album and that one was great.
Its frustrating to me that Axl was such a flake, because that band could have been so huge. Instead he shreiked and whined his way out of any real chance of a career.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 07:32 PM (r4wIV)

361 I just endured a mere five minutes of the Weather Channel's Isaac coverage.  What a passel of blithering nitwits all assembled on one channel. 

First there was this guy.  I was just listening, not watching so do not know which stupid idiot it was.  But my IQ dropped a few points because of what he said.  He said New Orleans was fearful of loose debris being wind damage.  Okay, that is understandable.  Then he heaped a whole stinking turd of stupid atop that when he said New Orleans was busy cleaning up debris left from Katrina to prevent such damage.  Katrina was 2005?  WTF?

Next towering paragon of vapidity was dressed in a red dress and had blond hair.  'bubbleheaded bleached blond' she proved to be.  She is talking of how there is a fear of major flooding because Isaac is moving so slowly.  That is non-objectionable.  Then in her next breath she mentions Katrina but fails to note Katrina's slow speed was one of the big reasons places flooded and levees broke.

Weather Channel is totally dead to me.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 07:32 PM (Z2fb7)

362 354 Judas Priest was the first real metal band,they injected the speed that Sabbath lacked.Slayer et al all call them their biggest influence.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 07:33 PM (6o4Fb)

363 There are plenty of nice cars in any parking structure you come across...get a slim jim and learn to hotwire. two antennas and a low-frequency radio transmitter. Posted by: jeremiah Gosh

#Fixed


Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 27, 2012 07:33 PM (Q/1Jp)

364 353. In the cities, public transport prevents said city from coming to a grinding halt. One million people ride CTA every day, yet the traffic still sucks balls. I don't want to add 5, let alone one million, additional cars on the road.
And I don't think most carless in cities consider themselves imprisoned. Everything, and I mean everything, you need for day to day life, is within walking or bus distance at worst.
And if you need to go to somewhere in a car, Zipcar.
They're everywhere, cheap, and easily accessible.

Carless ain't my cup of tea (hell no not with two kids) but if I, like my friend, lived downtown and worked at the Sears Tower, there's no way I'd pay a couple hundred bucks a month to park a car somewhere that I used twice a month.

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 07:34 PM (oiTOF)

365 Weather Channel is totally dead to me. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 11:32 PM (Z2fb7) If it bleeds it leads. If you don't have a disaster, make one up. If there is one on the horizon, pump it up. It's all showbiz. all of it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 07:34 PM (9TTOe)

366
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS

CHRIS MATTHEWS CHOKING

RUSHED TO EMERGENCY ROOM

IN SURGERY NOW
















Doctors are trying to remove Obama's Dick from his mouth but the prognosis looks grim.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 07:35 PM (ovpNn)

367 And Rush is saying that estblishment repubs think we are going to lose the election, and when we do they are going to blame conservatives, sort of a Jeb Bush et al vs the Tea Party.

Is this true?
***
Probably. Even after the Palin nomination and the 2010 elections much of the Republican establishment believes they need to hide from conservativism to win elections.

Expect them to blame Ryan and his "extremism" if Romney loses, just like they blamed Palin.

Of course a more accurate analysis would be that Republicans haven't won running an out and proud moderate since 1972...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 07:35 PM (AUeaU)

368 I think its Manowar? That had a kickass band but the singer was just dead awful, some Native American dude who just could not sing. With another singer they could have been great but that guy was just godawful. Maybe I have the name wrong. I just remember a video with a skull that flew around on batwings and how bad he was.
I remember liking Cinderella but having the same problem: dude if you could only sing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 07:35 PM (r4wIV)

369 Sure that wasn't Michelle's schwanstucker?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 07:36 PM (Z2fb7)

370 368. That ain't his mouth.

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 07:36 PM (oiTOF)

371 Exodus and Overkill fans were always whining they were before the big 4.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 11:31 PM



Well there "may" be a little truth to that. There were some songs written pretty early, but overkill got signed a little later. They may have has the sound early, but game to the game later.

Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 07:36 PM (FMbng)

372 The black album was pretty much the end of my interest. I liked them all until then. I have been listening to Motorhead and Helmut lately, oldies but goodies

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 27, 2012 07:36 PM (DU15A)

373 341 so went on limbaugh and sawthat he has been told that establishment republicans running the convention are going with the "Obama's a nice guy, but incompetant". And Rush is saying that estblishment repubs think we are going to lose the election, and when we do they are going to blame conservatives, sort of a Jeb Bush et al vs the Tea Party. Is this true? Posted by: thunderb at August 27, 2012 11:26 PM (Dnbau) ------------- This election is not only about getting Baraka out of the WH but also paring down the repub elites. They have a deep hatred for the Tea Party. Rove is one of them.

Posted by: Soona at August 27, 2012 07:36 PM (fiSRu)

374 Hi ont, There is a sitcom Called Last Man Standing, with Tim Allen and Nancy Travis, funny, very conservative, and pro-gun. Ya'll should watch it, give it support. Its on ABC if you can believe it.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 27, 2012 07:36 PM (EPbpF)

375 369 True,but Romney is not going to lose.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 07:36 PM (6o4Fb)

376 For some reason, the Bender story gives me the heebie-jeebies. It's like the stories of missing kids at DisneyLand. The horror isn't from the deaths. It's from the evil. Real evil, found. Undeniable evil. Resident.

Posted by: A. at August 27, 2012 07:37 PM (hCAcB)

377 ""They may have has the sound early, but game to the game later.""

Ok thats fucked up.

 they may have had the sound early, but came to the game later.

Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 07:37 PM (FMbng)

378 Doctors are trying to remove Obama's Dick from his mouth but the prognosis looks grim. Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 11:35 PM (ovpNn) My wittle Barry's wittle pee-pee couldn't choke anyone...

Posted by: Barack Obama's Secret Gay Boyfriend at August 27, 2012 07:37 PM (sZTYJ)

379 335 Doesn't help that Hetfield can't do the vocals anymore ,especially for the older great songs.He flat sucks. Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 11:24 PM (6o4Fb) ---- Once he cut his hair it was downhill from there. I still rock old school Iron Maiden. Gotta love a guy that his retirement plan includes A T-34.

Posted by: RWC at August 27, 2012 07:37 PM (gwWRQ)

380 The problems with Hot Air are:  1.) a lot of the writing consists of master-of-the-obvious stuff.  As much as people hate AP, he can write well occasionally.  He can also act as a reality check...an annoying reality check, but a reality check nonetheless.  A lot of the rest of them don't really add anything.  You go there for the headlines, but that's about it.  2.) a lot of trolls who would get whacked here in a second can thrive over there.  In fact, trolls who have gotten whacked here (Palin Steele) wound up thriving over there.  It gets embarrassing to see.  I'm not even necessarily referring to banning, but just in the ability of others to rip them apart.

Posted by: AD at August 27, 2012 07:37 PM (ViYCz)

381

And if you need to go to somewhere in a car, Zipcar.
They're everywhere, cheap, and easily accessible.

 

Good luck with escaping the city in a Zipcar (whatever that is) when Contagion strikes.  Best be up on ZombieLand Rule #1:  Cardio!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2012 07:37 PM (BAS5M)

382 Yeah Oldsailor Poet.  Weather Channel is like every other channel.  They have creep'd into stupid programming and have almost done an MTV.  As in no real weather news unless something like Isaac shows up.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 07:37 PM (Z2fb7)

383 336 I agree, Justice needs to be re-recorded. Some bands are doing that, going back and redoing old albums with better producing and mixing. Tough to hit some of those notes, though, heh. ZZ Top redid a bunch of their stuff for CD when they put out 6pack but their kind of music you can do 'til your 96. Even bad ZZ Top is pretty good, and they've been not so great since Eliminator.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 11:24 PM (r4wIV)


Most bands sold the rights to their songs back when they were desperate for money, so in their later years they no longer get the residuals from them playing or being sold. So what they do is re-record their songs, put them in a "Greatest Hits" type of package, and then they get paid.


Rule number one of the music business is that it is all about the money, not the music.


All other rules of the music business, see rule number 1.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 27, 2012 07:37 PM (1grxW)

384 Its frustrating to me that Axl was such a flake, because that band could have been so huge. Instead he shreiked and whined his way out of any real chance of a career.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 11:32 PM (r4wIV)



Agreed.  They could have been a modern Stones...balls-out rock and roll, since they were never really a metal band.  They had the chops, the attitude, but just wasted it.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 07:37 PM (lJJMb)

385 I just don't get this bicycle thing. Is the rest of the country perpetually 70 degrees F., and you can see a storm coming two hours off? I'm in northern -Oiho-, we don't think we're cursed by God or anything, but there's a solid 4 months you're not going anywhere on a bicycle, bucko.

The frozen slush -- sidewalk, carstreet or bikeway -- will put you right on your ass, with consequences. Add another 2-3 months in which one very well may encounter a freezing rain or sleet storm. I'm fairly strong but have an annoying tendency to contract pneumonia after being soaked in the cold and then having to ride a mile, gently so as not to disturb the groceries, before drying and warming.  Don't give me that shit about rain suits, I was president of a motorcycle club for 10 years. Rain suits suck.

So, you get a solid maybe on 5-6 months. When it's above 90/90, I do not ride a bicycle, run or jog. And only a self-punishing idiot would. This year, about half of the summer was in that range.

In the urban paradises of the past in which these dreamers dwell, no one had 5 sacks of groceries because everyone had to stop to buy one day's groceries on the way home each day. They had no refrigerator, you see. The buyer was at the mercy of whatever the vendor wished to sell that day, and the amount he wished to charge for it. Some of it was damned unhygienic.

The first thing people did when they got cars was to drive to other shopping venues outside their neighborhoods, or out into the country side. Those splendid picturesque little shoppes were ripping da fokes off bigtime, and the automobile broke their grip on their captive markets. Anyone who really had longerthoughts would have goddam well thought that through.

I don't get it with these sassy twerps. Most days I do not leave my property. I drive a 4 mile loop once a week for food, liquor, tobacco and medicine. Another 15 once a week to teach little boys to shoot guns. If that's what's destroying their future, there wasn't much future to worry about in the first place. I built these roads, they didn't, kiss my ass.

Posted by: comatus at August 27, 2012 07:38 PM (qaVK+)

386 And I don't think most carless in cities consider themselves imprisoned.
***
I remember that feeling.

Posted by: Someone Stuck in New Orleans right befroe Katrina at August 27, 2012 07:38 PM (AUeaU)

387 378 For some reason, the Bender story gives me the heebie-jeebies. It's like the stories of missing kids at DisneyLand.

The horror isn't from the deaths. It's from the evil. Real evil, found. Undeniable evil. Resident.

Posted by: A. at August 27, 2012 11:37 PM (hCAcB)


The Dunhams used to live in Kansas too...

just sayin...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 07:38 PM (ovpNn)

388 Helmet gets a bit repetitive to me, but they are good in small doses, like Rammstein. My favorite old metal band? Helloween. German stuff, really over the top but lots of fun. Probably not metal enough for you guys though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 07:38 PM (r4wIV)

389 Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 11:30 PM Just so you know. And it's clear. I don't respect a single thing you have to say. You're a bullshit artist and a concern-troll extraordinaire. Congratulations. Pretty sure you're in your mid-late twenties, maybe a little older than that, and haven't really figure out what you're doing. Being a loud-mouth beacon of "concern" seems to be your way of seeming important. If that works for you, well, that's unfortunate.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 07:39 PM (a4CUi)

390 383. Haha, they're just normal cars (Accord, Camry) that are hella cheap to rent by the hour and left at various spots around cities. You use a code to access, IIRC.
I've never used one but see them all the time.
Mostly in the Ikea parking lot.

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 07:39 PM (oiTOF)

391 That's obviously "Horsemen". I'm typing on a fuckin Galaxy tablet (now banned in the US), without a keyboard, so cut me a damn sprout.

Posted by: Icedog at August 27, 2012 07:40 PM (9ScGj)

392 Just think if Ikea built a car.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 07:40 PM (Z2fb7)

393 If Mitt ROmney comes out on stage and says Obama is a nice guy...I am going to puke

He is not a nice guy. 

But maybe the GOP is running a head fake to keep the Obamamedia off the trail til the speeches start.

Can that be possible?  are they that smart?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 07:40 PM (ovpNn)

394 heh, my friends just bought a very nice house in a very modest (but sought after) neighborhood in el lay . . . ~1500 sq ft . . . you know what they paid? $661,000. we are in teh crazy times.

Posted by: Peaches at August 27, 2012 10:36 PM (kpCLl)



Ha!  I bought 10% more square footage for about 9% of their cost.  I'll drink to that!  Cheers!

Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2012 07:41 PM (/izg2)

395 373 I know,Exodus in particular was a legend in the Bay Area before Metallica was known and Slayer came later than Metallica.Anthrax was in NYC and from a different scene.

Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2012 07:41 PM (6o4Fb)

396 "Just think if Ikea built a car."
You can put it together with household tools in just a few minutes!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 07:41 PM (r4wIV)

397 CT and of better quality than anything from GM.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 07:42 PM (Z2fb7)

398 As a larger question, why the hell do we still have cities?

The reasons for their original existence are over.

And their purpose in modern America appears to be to cluster large number of permanently unemployed people where there is nothing for them to do except cause trouble for each other.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 07:42 PM (AUeaU)

399 Because.  The ideas an lyrics are stupid, but the groove is unstoppable: http://tinyurl.com/8ek47kw

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 07:43 PM (lJJMb)

400

And I don't think most carless in cities consider themselves imprisoned.
***

I remember that feeling.

Posted by: Someone Stuck in New Orleans right befroe Katrina at August 27, 2012 11:38 PM (AUeaU)

 

I guess all the easily accessible, cheap and ubiquitous Zipcars were already spoken for.  Like the lifeboats on the Titanic.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2012 07:43 PM (BAS5M)

401 391
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 11:30 PM


Just so you know. And it's clear. I don't respect a single thing you have to say. You're a bullshit artist and a concern-troll extraordinaire. Congratulations.

Pretty sure you're in your mid-late twenties, maybe a little older than that, and haven't really figure out what you're doing. Being a loud-mouth beacon of "concern" seems to be your way of seeming important.

If that works for you, well, that's unfortunate.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 11:39 PM (a4CUi)


wtf?  all that in reponse to a message where i said Malkin sold Hot Air and made a nice bundle?

You forget your meds tonight?

Breaking News - I don't give a fuck what you think but if it makes you feel better to anal-eyes people, you go right ahead.



Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 07:44 PM (ovpNn)

402 Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 11:39 PM I believe shit may have just gotten real. Gonna refill my beverage and grab some popcorn.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 27, 2012 07:44 PM (N/WI2)

403 The political 'informant' predicted wall-to-wall race riots this summer. Well?.... Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2012 11:24 PM This summer is not quite over yet. Give it time...

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 27, 2012 07:44 PM (JMmQ9)

404 And I don't think most carless in cities consider themselves imprisoned.
***
I remember that feeling.

Posted by: Someone Stuck in New Orleans right befroe Katrina at August 27, 2012 11:38 PM (AUeaU)



Proof of how horribly managed NOLA was (ok probably IS) was the pictures of all the school buses supposed to be used for evacuating folks that were sitting in a parking lot instead of being used for their intended use under the New Orleans evacuation plan.  Worthless fkn Dems.

But NO, it was Bush's fault!

Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2012 07:45 PM (/izg2)

405 388.  I saw a Nat Geo doc on Katrina once that started days before landfall and went through the aftermath.

"Leave," said the authorities.

"No," said the peoples.

Very few people were totally without an option to leave.
Many people chose not to.

I'm not talking about the poverty-stricken. FFS, if you can't afford a car because you need medicine, you can't afford a car. THAT was a tragedy  - the old folks.

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 07:45 PM (oiTOF)

406 18-1 that is a good point, if we don't suffer some significant societal collapse, I would expect cities to disperse over the next few decades. As super fast wide band internet gets more widespread (there are still a lot of rural areas you have to rely on dial up or satellite) the trouble of getting most supplies is reduced.
The biggest attraction of cities at this point is culture - opera, night clubs, concerts, etc - and diversity of food. In NYC you can get greek, indonesian, arabic, french, spanish, egyptian, korean, russian, and brazilian food within a 10 block radius. You don't get that in Albany Oregon.
Is it worth it to live in a crime ridden leftist hell hole with grossly over priced housing for that? Not for me, but for some yeah.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 07:45 PM (r4wIV)

407 "The political 'informant' predicted wall-to-wall race riots this summer."
No no, that's ridiculous, no race riots in the summer. Expect them in November.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 07:47 PM (r4wIV)

408
Proof of how horribly managed NOLA was (ok probably IS) was the pictures of all the school buses supposed to be used for evacuating folks that were sitting in a parking lot instead of being used for their intended use under the New Orleans evacuation plan. Worthless fkn Dems.But NO, it was Bush's fault!
***
Ever notice any fuck up by any level of branch of government from 2001-2009 was George Bush's fault, but there isn't a damn thing lil Barry is responsible for after being president for almost a full term?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 07:47 PM (AUeaU)

409 404 Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 11:39 PM

I believe shit may have just gotten real. Gonna refill my beverage and grab some popcorn.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 27, 2012 11:44 PM (N/WI2)


Nah its just an Akin Supporter Sock puppet...probably his wife.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 07:47 PM (ovpNn)

410 402. Exactly.

And when I speak of cities and mass transit, I am N-O-T even considering NOLA.
Mostly, I'm talking NYC or Chicago.
Anywhere else, I'd think a car a necessity.

But Jesus, if you can't afford a car, you can't afford a car.

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 07:47 PM (oiTOF)

411 NC Ref.  That vast parking area of buses was mere blocks from the Superdome. After Katrina, they were flooded and junk.  Former mayor and now indicted thug Ray Nagin never really implemented the evacuation plans.  In fact after Katrina he admitted to abdicating responsibility to Blanco and Bush.  So all those school buses sat while people in the Superdome struggled to survive.  The ultimate irony that shows Nagin's criminality was a teenager actually stole one of those buses, that family piled into it, and got themselves out of town.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 07:48 PM (Z2fb7)

412 Ever notice any fuck up by any level of branch of government from 2001-2009 was George Bush's fault, but there isn't a damn thing lil Barry is responsible for after being president for almost a full term?



Yes.  **headdesk**

Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2012 07:49 PM (/izg2)

413 Alright, it's time for bed for this guy.  I'd be remiss if I did not remind you morons that my hash contains "JMB" and yours do not.   See you tomorrow, possibly.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 27, 2012 07:49 PM (lJJMb)

414 You reckon Choom will snag all the Norians by giving them free pot?

Posted by: Enby at August 27, 2012 07:49 PM (ptlfZ)

415 NO never opened their Hurricane. Plan. Mayor left, cops stole cars and left. Hurricanes are LOCAL events. The feds can't do shit, unless the State asks for it. Then all they can do is provide stuff (food, water, shelter, money).

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 27, 2012 07:49 PM (tRJ+w)

416 Is it worth it to live in a crime ridden leftist hell hole with grossly over priced housing for that? Not for me, but for some yeah. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 11:45 PM (r4wIV) 10 hours a day is the limit, then back to good old suburbia.

Posted by: RWC at August 27, 2012 07:49 PM (gwWRQ)

417 406 Proof of how horribly managed NOLA was (ok probably IS) was the pictures of all the school buses supposed to be used for evacuating folks that were sitting in a parking lot instead of being used for their intended use under the New Orleans evacuation plan. Worthless fkn Dems.But NO, it was Bush's fault!

This kind of crap happens all the time, most times you get a look at how well the govt has really been carrying on its work, outside of the divisions that have actual values like the military. One thing that amazes me is how much lefties love government, and how utterly disinterested they are in keeping an eye on how well it executes on its supposedly essential work. I guess everyone has to have faith in something.

Posted by: Splunge at August 27, 2012 07:50 PM (2IW5Q)

418 I would expect cities to disperse over the next few decades.
***
We've already seen it happen to Detroit.

I would think it would be smart politics for Republicans to stop mimicking the Democrat's pro-urban policies, perhaps even adopt explicitly anti-urban ones.

Imagine, for example, if state welfare policies were pushed down to the city or county levels? The wealthy urban liberals would have a perfect opportunity to put their money where there mouths are...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 07:50 PM (AUeaU)

419 Any of our bedroom sets ever spontaneously combust on it's occupants?

No?

Ikea - 1
GM - 0

Posted by: Ikea at August 27, 2012 07:50 PM (2K2M6)

420 MS coast was as bad as NO, without the flooding. Barbour did a good job. Riley did OK in Bama.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 27, 2012 07:51 PM (tRJ+w)

421 And I don't think most carless in cities consider themselves imprisoned. Of course they don't. But those that live in Chicago, Houston, NY, LA, all think (present company excluded) that the rest of us should live the same way. So these city asshats start making rules and regs and cafe standards and on and on. Who suffers? The other 3/4 of America.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 07:51 PM (9TTOe)

422 10 hours a day is the limit, then back to good old suburbia.

Posted by: RWC at August 27, 2012 11:49 PM (gwWRQ)


Obama and the UN have an agenda for that!

Posted by: Hrothgar unhinged for Romney/Ryan 2012 at August 27, 2012 07:51 PM (Cnqmv)

423 Aw, damn, so no flamey goodness? Oh, well, maybe next time. That actually may just be a case of liquor taking over the keyboard. Happens sometimes.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 27, 2012 07:51 PM (N/WI2)

424 Actually after Katrina the mayor of Pass Christian went AWOL.  He was not seen for weeks and then showed up again.  No one was amused considering I saw such scenes in Pass Christian as a car lifted by the surge over ten feet and shoved into a building.  Or there there used to be a bank about a block inland, all that was left was the floor and the vault, rest was gone.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 07:51 PM (Z2fb7)

425 OK, I'm out I'm typing like Ed Harris near the end of The Abyss and I can't tell the blue wire from the green wire... tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 27, 2012 07:51 PM (JMmQ9)

426 For all the metalheads, if you haven't seen the documentary on "Anvil" your life isn't complete.

Posted by: Icedog at August 27, 2012 07:51 PM (9ScGj)

427 418. I've lived all over this nation. Yes, I doubt I'll ever leave Chicago, for many reasons.
Does some shit here suck? Yep.
As did shit in Cheyenne, Columbia, Miami, Fort Pierce, Jacksonville, Spencer, IA....

In the interest of full disclosure, I might as well live in the 'burbs.
I would NOT live in many parts of the city.
NW Chicago is fab.

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 07:52 PM (oiTOF)

428 Pass Christian lost every Police Officer but one.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 27, 2012 07:53 PM (tRJ+w)

429 OMG you have to check out iowahawks latest posting!

Its fucking brilliant!

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 27, 2012 07:53 PM (ovpNn)

430 423. I don't give a shit HOW anyone else lives.
You like where you live? You can keep where you live.

Don't paint with such a broad brush.

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 07:54 PM (oiTOF)

431 One thing that amazes me is how much lefties love government, and how utterly disinterested they are in keeping an eye on how well it executes on its supposedly essential work. I guess everyone has to have faith in something.

Posted by: Splunge at August 27, 2012 11:50 PM (2IW5Q)

 

That's because they consider the essential work of government to be to funnel money away from what its supposed to be doing and into their pockets.  They can always just raise taxes to cover the shortfall, and then they'll raise taxes again because they just sucked that money off into their other pocket.

Posted by: buzzion at August 27, 2012 07:54 PM (GULKT)

432 423. Also, I can't read.

I apologize - you excluded me.

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 07:55 PM (oiTOF)

433 Here's another deeperthought our little city planner hasn't tripped over: all the countryside-rape that so offends him is not the result of individuals having personal mobility, it's the upshot of transcontinental and overseas shipping being virtually free compared to one long generation ago.

We used to see the ability to ship food by rail as a hedge against regional famine and drought. The development of hemispheric commodity markets made every 40-acre family a member of the world market, and forced farmers to expand through credit, specialize in just one or two crops, and sell into that market, or go broke. Few would ship jobs to China if it cost something to ship product back.  

Jack up the cartage rates to the good old days, so prices reflect the actual environmental and human cost of artificially thumping those goods down a continent away from where they grow, and the lovely cities would empty right out PDQ. It's supposed to be the job of the cities to make stuff for their hinterlands, not the job of the restofus to send food, water, power, and now products, down their gaping maw.

Posted by: comatus at August 27, 2012 07:56 PM (qaVK+)

434 "Imagine, for example, if state welfare policies were pushed down to the city or county levels?"
Imagine if the federal government abandoned welfare entirely and the states took it over. They could give the same level of coverage with less in taxes because there'd be no middle man and smaller individual bureaucracy to cover it.
Each state could handle things its own way, and the grand experiment could help states learn what works and does not with 50 different labs. People could move from state to state to where they preferred. Individual voters would have more power over the decisions made. More efficient, more swiftly applied, more tailored to the communities they serve.
And best of all it wouldn't violate the US Constitution.
Every leftist should love this plan, if they really wanted to help those in need. If their motivation was truly to help the needy and most helpless among us, rather than concentrate power as much as possible in as few hands as possible then put themselves in charge of it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 07:57 PM (r4wIV)

435 Fuck, mention the word "libtard" and he appears....

Posted by: Icedog at August 27, 2012 07:57 PM (9ScGj)

436 So all those school buses sat while people in the Superdome struggled to survive.



A couple days after Katrina came thru I found the evacuation plan document on the New Orleans' city website.  Was taking a public policy course at a local liberal university at the time and had planned to use it in class, but reconsidered when I realized the prof would probably fail me for pointing out the truth.  Apparently they paid upwards of a million fkn dollars for that "study."  None of it was ever implemented.



Still have that document on one of my computers...not sure which...but it was disappeared from the web shortly thereafter.  Go figure.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2012 07:57 PM (/izg2)

437


note to country folks: the rumours of your economic integrity are *vastly* over-stated. if every single rural community in america simply disappeared overnight, the country would hardly bat its collective anthropomorphic eye.

 

At least, once they starved to death. 

God you are a fucking retard.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2012 07:58 PM (sSLmn)

438 I live in the country. The city would not fit my lifestyle. Neighbors would shit every other weekend when the range opens. I have a 25, 100, and 200 yard line range out back. Buy ammo by the case.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 27, 2012 07:59 PM (tRJ+w)

439 http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/ Oh, man, that is good. Let us all congratulate Neil Armstrong on his historic achievement.

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2012 07:59 PM (FcR7P)

440 "It's supposed to be the job of the cities to make stuff for their hinterlands, not the job of the restofus to send food, water, power, and now products, down their gaping maw. "
Indeed, but urbanites like jimi ray don't comprehend that basic truth. For them, everyone exists to serve the city.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 07:59 PM (r4wIV)

441 someone here needs to get his fuckin' shinebox. Three guesses as to who.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 27, 2012 07:59 PM (N/WI2)

442 He's gonna put ya'll back in CHAINS I tell you! CHAINS! pour me another one please, before I piss myself

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at August 27, 2012 08:00 PM (q/891)

443 In Houston proper, aka the city center, no one can manage to stay out of the path of the  7.5 mile!  light rail system's trains.  BTW, it only takes 30 minutes to go end to end on the system.  That's progress!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2012 08:00 PM (BAS5M)

444 Duh, the wizarding gene is dominant, but doesn't always express unless compatible other genes are available -- such as those for red hair. Further, the wizarding gene depresses fertility (except when conjoined with red hair -- see Weasley).

Isn't this, like, too obvious?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2012 08:00 PM (kaalw)

445 For all the metalheads, if you haven't seen the documentary on "Anvil" your life isn't complete. Posted by: Icedog at August 27, 2012 11:51 PM (9ScGj) Anvil's "Metal on Metal": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJWT3ax6Li0

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 08:01 PM (sZTYJ)

446 The NO movement plan was flawed. It relied on locals to drive. They were worried about their own shit. Better plan would have been to use the National Guard from up State.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 27, 2012 08:01 PM (tRJ+w)

447 So, party at CSM's place on Nov. 7?

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 27, 2012 08:02 PM (N/WI2)

448 Re: Benders. Proof, information, action. Add a real man's "firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right" back of it all, and you get Colonel Boyd's OODA. Which could be our model in dealing with modern equivalents.

Posted by: Thorvald at August 27, 2012 08:02 PM (1V6Pv)

449 Short night, Flexeril kicking in. Good night morons!

Posted by: mpfs, at August 27, 2012 08:02 PM (jWxJU)

450 So are we all gonna die because the Republicans dare hold their Convention?

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 27, 2012 08:03 PM (W2Z3C)

451

>>Better plan would have been to use the National Guard from up State.

 

So, self deportation works... 

Self preservation, not so much?

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2012 08:03 PM (sSLmn)

452 Short night, Flexeril kicking in. Good night morons! Posted by: mpfs, at August 28, 2012 12:02 AM (jWxJU) Good Christ, Is there not one of us that isn't popping some fucking pill?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 08:03 PM (9TTOe)

453 I have to ask, I know this is a dumb question but: how the hell could a wizard ever be poor? I just cannot work out the class structure of the Rowling universe. Wizards by definition should never lack for anything and need much less than anyone else. Through sheer lack of expenses you should have plenty of money so why do the Weaselys live like Charlie in the Chocolate Factory books?
And where did all of Harry Potter's mountains of gold come from? Nothing about his past or parents indicates any money at all, they lived in a modest town home in all the pictures and have no indications of vast wealth in their past.
I know it made for a quaint story but... huh?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 08:04 PM (r4wIV)

454 All I heard today was that if NOLA goes under water again, please don't send any more of your flotsum and jetsum to Houston.  Last time was bad enough.  The dregs of NOLA moved here and never left, and we don't want anymore.

Posted by: thunderb at August 27, 2012 08:04 PM (Dnbau)

455

Flexeril kicking in.

 

Sleep on your back.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2012 08:04 PM (sSLmn)

456 Come on down. Warning though, I make my Mint Julips with 103 proof Fighting Cock Kentucky Swill.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 27, 2012 08:04 PM (tRJ+w)

457 I'm not popping any pills but I am on the vodka...

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 08:04 PM (oiTOF)

458 Fook! 450?!? I'd better get crackin'!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2012 08:04 PM (kaalw)

459 455 Nope. Mine is legit. Jaw pain from dental work for 3 damn weeks. Can't take non sterodial anti inflammatories hence the muscle relaxers.

Posted by: mpfs, at August 27, 2012 08:05 PM (jWxJU)

460 they exist because they are an efficient and effective concentration of capital and labour that afford the sort of fast-moving economic progress that rural communities would *never* be able to sustain.
***
Quite the opposite.

The modern city is perfect for the economy of 1912, not 2012. Rail and water links to transport in large amounts of raw goods. Large scale, low skill manufacturing. A populace with low needs (by current standards) for living space and material goods.

I've been watching American tech companies slowly realize that locating in cities is a mistake and moving to the burbs. The trend will only continue as big companies compare the costs of locating near the CEO's penthouse - and far from the people they want to hire.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 08:05 PM (AUeaU)

461 no pills for me.  I lower my IQ the old fashioned way.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2012 08:05 PM (sSLmn)

462 The NO movement plan was flawed. It relied on locals to drive. They were worried about their own shit. Better plan would have been to use the National Guard from up State.



The Governor is supposed to call out the National Guard? No way!

Posted by: Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco at August 27, 2012 08:06 PM (/izg2)

463 Okay, read a couple hundred comments before my brain overheated. Reloaded and saw a couple hundred more and... meltdown began. Another drive-by posting: Guess where my daughter decided to go visit a friend for the weekend? Think wet and windy. She actually listened when we suggested she might want to leave NO a day early, ahead of Isaac. She has a knack. Broke down in the middle of the night in SD on the coldest night in history. That's all I'm contributing, other than some green chili cornbread muffins on the buffet, courtesy of Mrs Webworker. Study question for the rest of the ONT: Was Maynard on drugs? http://bit.ly/RTEsDT

Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at August 27, 2012 08:06 PM (lBpVP)

464 http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/ Fuckin BRILLIANT!

Posted by: Icedog at August 27, 2012 08:07 PM (9ScGj)

465 I'm not popping any pills but I am on the vodka... Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 28, 2012 12:04 AM (oiTOF) Yeah, but thats just water to the beasts of burden. I don't know any one who isn't on something. I pop blood pressure pills.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 08:07 PM (9TTOe)

466 And where did all of Harry Potter's mountains of gold come from? Nothing about his past or parents indicates any money at all, they lived in a modest town home in all the pictures and have no indications of vast wealth in their past.

I know it made for a quaint story but... huh?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2012 12:04 AM (r4wIV)



Life insurance proceeds......his parents selected the 2000:1 payout for evil wizard prophecy-involved-assassination option.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2012 08:07 PM (kaalw)

467

The moderate / establishment republicans do not understand this nation well.  They are trapped in the DC-NYC group think almost as much as the democrats are.

 

The only reason I voted for and contributed to McCain was Palin and that I realized Obama was a disaster.  I was going to vote Barr instead.  They are missing the lessons of 2010.  Yeah we lost Delaware and NV senate seats.  Will Romney take either state in 2012?  Maybe? 

 

I think we may see a major break up in political parties coming.  I can see us breaking up into three parties; the communist/socialist dems, the DLC/old school dems and establishment republicans; and Tea Party-Libertarians. 

 

I think we are seeing some of this with the Republicans now.  I can see some of this with the Democrats now, and after Obama is defeated, I think there will be an internecine bloodbath when they see they have been badly neutered for atleast 2-4 years.  They are out of office both nationally and at the state and local levels. 

The coming Chinese and European economic collapses will add stress to the political landscape too. 

Posted by: rd ABO 2012 at August 27, 2012 08:08 PM (9sUlj)

468 Well, Robert's here, StPat is here, the ONT is about metal, eff it, I'll dive in, day before the convention be damned. Have you guys heard the "And Justice For Jason" remixes of the Justice album? Cuts on YouTube with Jason's bass first removed, and then mixed back in at something resembling what it should have been. This is "Blackened" - start it about 1:10 in. http://youtu.be/KnatnzxxtFE

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at August 27, 2012 08:08 PM (ZiYQG)

469 Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 28, 2012 12:04 AM Mine usually get made with Woodford. Sometimes Noah's Mill. Strong drink don't scare me none. Plan of the day: 1) Turn money into noise 2) dangerous amounts of grilled animal flesh and adult beverages 3) there is no 3)

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 27, 2012 08:08 PM (N/WI2)

470 Good Christ, Is there not one of us that isn't popping some fucking pill?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 28, 2012 12:03 AM (9TTOe)

Just coors light here

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 27, 2012 08:08 PM (EPbpF)

471 469.

Thankfully, not yet, though I'm sure it's coming.

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 08:08 PM (oiTOF)

472 464 no pills for me. I lower my IQ the old fashioned way.

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2012 12:05 AM (sSLmn)



Fapping?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2012 08:08 PM (kaalw)

473 453 No, Pinky, but we're all going to die, nonetheless.  Lucky about our clever DNA, no?

Posted by: Enby at August 27, 2012 08:08 PM (ptlfZ)

474 Yeah, Nagin and Blanco. That right there was a pair. Throw in their State Adjutant Gen, full set of idiots. Dumber Han a box of stupid.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 27, 2012 08:09 PM (tRJ+w)

475 I have to ask, I know this is a dumb question but: how the hell could a wizard ever be poor? I just cannot work out the class structure of the Rowling universe. Wizards by definition should never lack for anything and need much less than anyone else. Through sheer lack of expenses you should have plenty of money so why do the Weaselys live like Charlie in the Chocolate Factory books?

Hell, what about sex?  The second the girls hit puberty, at least half would have J-cup breasts that defy gravity.

And where did all of Harry Potter's mountains of gold come from?

Actually, I think her intention was that it was actually ill-gotten, having been horded by generations of family members who used the invisibility cloak.  Maybe they were ashamed of it (but not so ashamed as to give it up) and horded it rather than spend it.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 27, 2012 08:09 PM (T0NGe)

476 @The Political Hat - I met the Anvil guys (Lips and the drummer) after a show I did in Toronto. Let's just say it's always 4:20 with those guys. But they're super nice.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at August 27, 2012 08:09 PM (ZiYQG)

477 Alright, I'm calling it. 11:09.

Night all!

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 08:10 PM (oiTOF)

478 Governor Kathleen Blanco did call out the National Guard.  But her and Nagin waited until 19 hours before Katrina's landfall before calling for mandatory evacuation.  And then Blanco refused to request Federal assistance.  So the relief efforts were hog-tied because Blanco had the ego of the Superdome and the brains of a pelican.  And 1,300+ died.  Nagin a year later hid behind Spike Lee and the race card to explain the failure, a soft underbelly of racism he called it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 08:11 PM (Z2fb7)

479 let me clue you in: when country folk are the ones making posts about how city folk can "kiss my ass" for making the choice to live without a car, it's not city folks' judgment of country folks that is immediately pertinent. -.-

Posted by: jimi ray at August 28, 2012 12:06 AM (79EF9)

 

Really ont, really?

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 27, 2012 08:11 PM (EPbpF)

480 "Is there not one of us that isn't popping some fucking pill?"
I take medicine for frequent brutal headaches and to digest food my body recently decided it has problems with but I'm not really on any medication.
Getting old is hell, though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 08:11 PM (r4wIV)

481

Through sheer lack of expenses you should have plenty of money so why do the Weaselys live like Charlie in the Chocolate Factory books?

 

They're the Joe Biden's of the wizarding world?

Posted by: buzzion at August 27, 2012 08:12 PM (GULKT)

482 Did not help things when NOPD were seen looting stores.  And then at least one Army Guard patrol was busted for robbing the homes they were supposed to be guarding.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 08:12 PM (Z2fb7)

483

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at August 28, 2012 12:09 AM (ZiYQG)

 

I take it your tour went well?  Last time I saw you around you were just getting ready to head out.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2012 08:12 PM (sSLmn)

484 473, or Makers Mark. Got to be Kentucky for me. Someone was bitching about the price of hamburger earlier. I chuckled, I still have venison burger in the freezer. We haven't bought hamburger in years. I ad no idea it was over $5.00 a pound.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 27, 2012 08:12 PM (tRJ+w)

485 Ah, the invisibility cloak. You know any actual horny teen would have fapped himself to death hiding in Hermione's room with that.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 08:12 PM (33KBJ)

486 New Bob: "Early Roman Kings" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8IBUNnmpec&feature=related If this counts as a "throwaway track", well, this is going to be some album all right.

Posted by: rickl at August 27, 2012 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

487 And then Blanco refused to request Federal assistance. So the relief efforts were hog-tied because Blanco had the ego of the Superdome and the brains of a pelican.

No, this was all part of the plan.  Lawton Chiles had done the same thing to GHWBush with Hurricane Andrew.

I'm surprised W didn't learn the lesson.  If you can't help, just go there and look concerned.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 27, 2012 08:13 PM (T0NGe)

488

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 28, 2012 12:12 AM (33KBJ)

 

You need a gym sock of holding, too.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2012 08:14 PM (sSLmn)

489 Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at August 28, 2012 12:08 AM (ZiYQG)

Really changes it for the better, shame they don't seem interested in going back and re-releasing it as it should be.

Posted by: booger at August 27, 2012 08:15 PM (HI6wa)

490 Did not help things when NOPD were seen looting stores. And then at least one Army Guard patrol was busted for robbing the homes they were supposed to be guarding. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2012 12:12 AM (Z2fb7) What we saw was a microcasm of a societal breakdown in America. It's some ugly stuff. Not even the cops can be trusted. Imagine this on a mass scale.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 08:15 PM (9TTOe)

491 AmishDude, GW Bush would have had to invade Louisiana then if Blanco kept refusing.  He even pleaded with her.  She did not budge.  The woman is criminally stupid.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 08:15 PM (Z2fb7)

492 @Garrett - uhhhh...things got weird and the tour got postponed. The lead singer of our co-headlining band, Lamb Of God, got stuck in a jail in the Czech Republic because he pushed some fan who jumped onstage at a show he did two years ago, and the fan died from a head injury, so they got him for manslaughter when he came back for a show in June. It killed the tour. If I made this up no one would believe it. Long story. Financial impact was not so nice, but coulda been worse. But I'm going out in October to Europe and then back in the US for Nov/Dec. That's showbiz.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at August 27, 2012 08:15 PM (ZiYQG)

493 Short night, Flexeril kicking in. Good night morons! Posted by: mpfs, at August 28, 2012 12:02 AM (jWxJU) Good Christ, Is there not one of us that isn't popping some fucking pill? Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 28, 2012 12:03 AM (9TTOe) Hey man, I'm high on LIFE (and by "LIFE" I mean Scotch on the Rocks...)

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 08:15 PM (sZTYJ)

494 Anna your right. I was he St. Tammany Task Force CSM.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 27, 2012 08:15 PM (tRJ+w)

495 Both mine are true Kentucky bourbon. Never had Fighting Cock, but I've heard of it. Next time I see it, I'll grab a bottle. Hi Lib Reader! How's life on the road?

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 27, 2012 08:15 PM (N/WI2)

496

Posted by: comatus at August 27, 2012 11:38 PM (qaVK+)

 

Growing up, my neighbor and I always had a paper route delivering either the Detroit News or the Free Press. We always lived up to the postman's motto about rain sleet or snow. The worst was flipping your bike in a tire rut and your papers spilling into the snow. But somehow we made it and never got more than the usual winter cold. Looking back, those days were fun but I don't think I'd want to do it now. 

Posted by: Bill R. at August 27, 2012 08:16 PM (QnRSM)

497 Orion reminded me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0L--WTMGtE
which led to this

http ://www.youtube.com/ watch?NR=1&v=V_imPt3NIhg&feature=endscreen

If Ian Anderson still tours he probably doesn't do the one leg bit nearly as much.

Posted by: DaveA at August 27, 2012 08:16 PM (Ve9V9)

498

I still say you announce a new welfare program that you have to sign up for in person.  Tell everyone they can have a Platinum EBT Card if they go and sign up at the Mall of America, the day after  tomorrow.

New Orleans would have been empty in 45 minutes.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2012 08:16 PM (sSLmn)

499 Proof of how horribly managed NOLA was (ok probably IS) was the pictures of all the school buses supposed to be used for evacuating folks that were sitting in a parking lot instead of being used for their intended use under the New Orleans evacuation plan. Worthless fkn Dems.But NO, it was Bush's fault!
Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2012 11:45 PM

That's why I don't take those fears of "inner city people coming out to the suburbs to rape and rob" seriously. Even if they could get the buses mobilized, a few spike strips would hold the hordes off

Posted by: kbdabear at August 27, 2012 08:16 PM (wwsoB)

500 "Ah, the invisibility cloak. You know any actual horny teen would have fapped himself to death hiding in Hermione's room with that."
It doesn't cover up sound though, that could get awkward.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 08:16 PM (r4wIV)

501 @Booger - I'd pay SO much money to hear Ride The Lightning, Master Of Puppets and And Justice For All remixed from the ground up. I can't be the only one. Why won't they do it? Ugh...

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at August 27, 2012 08:17 PM (ZiYQG)

502 AmishDude, GW Bush would have had to invade Louisiana then if Blanco kept refusing. He even pleaded with her. She did not budge. The woman is criminally stupid.

He could have gone on television or in front of a podium and defended himself (essentially just explain what was happening).

Apparently this didn't occur to Bush during the second half of his Presidency, but it was possible.

Posted by: AD at August 27, 2012 08:18 PM (ViYCz)

503 17 Watching American Pickers. Danielle. Wouldya? Posted by: Ombudsman at August 27, 2012 09:59 PM (zXLtf) -------------------------------------------------- Nope. Too much ink. Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 27, 2012 10:01 PM (jucos) Waaaaayy too much. Wouldn't hit it on a bet.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 08:18 PM (SZDWs)

504 Whoops, lib, didn't see your reply. Heard he got out of jail recently. Said he was treated well, all things considered. Any further word?

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 27, 2012 08:18 PM (N/WI2)

505 Hey DC. See post 496. If you want the bloody details, read this. It was quite the saga: http://tinyurl.com/8w3uxu2 (links to my Reverb Nation blog)

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at August 27, 2012 08:18 PM (ZiYQG)

506

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at August 28, 2012 12:15 AM (ZiYQG)

 

Saw LoG open for GWAR a few years back.  Crazy story about the lead singer, though...sorry to hear about that as it seemed as though you were pretty jacked for those gigs.

My offer stands for the next time you are out in the rockies.

 

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2012 08:19 PM (sSLmn)

507 Oldsailor Poet, its the NOPD.  If you want corruption and crime as police, the NOPD was the poster child.  They even had a female African-American get her own psychologist to certify she was stable enough to be a cop.  So she got on the force and like underpaid cops, got a second job guarding a Vietnamese restaurant.  But she was not as tightly wound as expected.  Started hanging with a gang-banger.  And decided to rob the restaurant.  She and her gang-banger bf thought they had killed everyone, even a fellow cop.  But two survived and fingered her as the killer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 08:19 PM (Z2fb7)

508 Bush was not the type of person to blame others and respected the office he held too much to do so.  Not so much with the current occupant

Posted by: thunderb at August 27, 2012 08:19 PM (Dnbau)

509 @DC - he did get out, and he'll go back when they want him to stand trial. He posted $400,000 bail. Unfortunately we won't go out with them again in November, it's too risky for the powers that be.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at August 27, 2012 08:20 PM (ZiYQG)

510 I have a little house on the prairie very close to the Laura Ingalls Wilder memorial highway.  No Benders in the neighborhood, that I know of

Posted by: zeera at August 27, 2012 08:20 PM (wwuGd)

511 Bush could have forced it. But then he would have really owned it, not the lefty/media owned it owned it.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 27, 2012 08:20 PM (tRJ+w)

512 @Garrett - Montana, right? I'm very down. Not like the big tours *ever* stop there, but when I'm doing the minivan-style tours with my wife, it could happen. Thanks for the re-invite!

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at August 27, 2012 08:21 PM (ZiYQG)

513 The lead singer of our co-headlining band, Lamb Of God, got stuck in a jail in the Czech Republi
***
I remember that story.

The Lesson - don't go to the Czech Republic without asking them if they have a warrant for your arrest first.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 08:21 PM (AUeaU)

514

>>Why won't they do it?

 

I'm afraid they'll turn the drums down in the mix.

Posted by: Lars Ulrich at August 27, 2012 08:21 PM (sSLmn)

515 Right, Bush was like Eisenhower, very limited to the job of executive, and no more. I think Romney will be much the same way. Bush heavily respected the constitution and its limits (despite hysterical shrieks by the left) and wouldn't step on congress or the judicial, and wouldn't step on states.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 08:21 PM (r4wIV)

516 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2012 12:19 AM (Z2fb7) Why even write fiction anymore. An accurate newscast would beat it everytime. Then again, there is that accurate word.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 27, 2012 08:21 PM (9TTOe)

517 Bush was not the type of person to blame others and respected the office he held too much to do so.

That worked out quite well for him.  (Sorry, some bitterness here)

Posted by: AD at August 27, 2012 08:22 PM (ViYCz)

518

Yep.  Montuckey.

It's rare we get any good shows...usually have to go to Spokane, SLC or Portland to catch anything.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2012 08:22 PM (sSLmn)

519 Bush was going to lose no matter what.  If he over-rode Blanco during a natural disaster.  Especially a Democrat governor.  John Kerry and Ted Kennedy would be leading the charge for articles of impeachment in five minutes because Bush would be violating the separation between the state and federal.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 08:23 PM (Z2fb7)

520 http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/storm/interviews/blanco.html

Posted by: Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco at August 27, 2012 08:23 PM (/izg2)

521 @18-1 - right?! But the sad part is that they had no idea. And there's even a political element: The Czech government told the U.S. Justice Dept. that there was an investigation underway, but the DOJ never told Lamb Of God. So they were totally blindsided when they came back into the country - they nailed him at the airport. Then Drudge linked the story and it had the typical "metal star gets arrested for manslaughter" headline, making him look like a raging lunatic. He totally missed the context. He could have taken an easy shot at Holder if he'd only done a little research but he missed it!

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at August 27, 2012 08:24 PM (ZiYQG)

522 Oldsailor's Poet, truth is stranger than fiction.  Fiction has to have some grain of believability to carry the narrative.  Reality, not so much.  The pithy saying is 'sh*t happens'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 08:25 PM (Z2fb7)

523 anna is correct

Posted by: thunderb at August 27, 2012 08:25 PM (Dnbau)

524 Ever notice any fuck up by any level of branch of government from 2001-2009 was George Bush's fault, but there isn't a damn thing lil Barry is responsible for after being president for almost a full term? Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2012 11:47 PM (AUeaU) Yes sir, I have. Was wondering just how obvious it really was.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 08:25 PM (SZDWs)

525 One of my favs was the pictures of the FEMA trailers in Arkansas. Media had a field day blaming Bush that the poor folks in NO had no home. What they failed to mention was Nagin would not allow them. He knew FEMA trailervilles would be a huge problem.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 27, 2012 08:25 PM (tRJ+w)

526 It doesn't cover up sound though, that could get awkward.

I'm sure there's some kind cone of silence spell.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 08:26 PM (33KBJ)

527 Nite all

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 27, 2012 08:26 PM (tRJ+w)

528 Agent Smart had the Cone of Silence.  He missed it by that much!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 08:27 PM (Z2fb7)

529

506 AmishDude, GW Bush would have had to invade Louisiana then if Blanco kept refusing. He even pleaded with her. She did not budge. The woman is criminally stupid.

He could have gone on television or in front of a podium and defended himself (essentially just explain what was happening).

Apparently this didn't occur to Bush during the second half of his Presidency, but it was possible.

 

He should have announced this on TV, at a western WH press conference.  Compare and contrast her response to MS and AL.  Announce that he was federalizing the LA Nat'l Guard and that they were to report and implement the LA disaster plans. 

Posted by: rd ABO 2012 at August 27, 2012 08:27 PM (9sUlj)

530 Bush was going to lose no matter what. If he over-rode Blanco during a natural disaster. Especially a Democrat governor. John Kerry and Ted Kennedy would be leading the charge for articles of impeachment in five minutes because Bush would be violating the separation between the state and federal.

Don't actually go in and override authority.  At least defend yourself, though.  If he thought it's noble, fine, but when he took hits without answering them, we all took hits without answering them.  When you don't answer attacks, the presumption becomes that there isn't an answer.  It's not just a question of defending himself; it's a question of defending us.  He was in  the best position in the entire party to do so and he didn't.

Posted by: AD at August 27, 2012 08:28 PM (ViYCz)

531 Yeah that was Bush's greatest weakness: the assumption that doing the right thing was its own defense and the truth would out, so he didn't need to defend himself. That just is a lousy way for a politician to do his job, and it hurt us all. Obama is the exact opposite: all he's GOOD at is talking and fighting back.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 08:30 PM (r4wIV)

532

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

Posted by: kanye w at August 27, 2012 08:30 PM (cQmXn)

533 I'm new here. Where do you keep the liquor?

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 08:30 PM (gaZmg)

534 I'm curious to why the Lamb of God singer pushed the fan in the first place?

Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 08:31 PM (FMbng)

535 new guy buys

Posted by: thunderb at August 27, 2012 08:31 PM (Dnbau)

536 Its a judgement call on which attacks to respond to.  A public figure can respond to all attacks and we get Obama who is not thought highly of because he has misused his office as a result.  Plus there is the personality of the person involved.  Perhaps Bush figured he was doing good work and that would answer the attacks.  Or being President he had to save what little political capital he had for other battles like Iraq.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 08:31 PM (Z2fb7)

537 OK, I'm out. I leave you with "The Shortest Straw" with Jason's bass properly mixed. Always loved this song. http://youtu.be/xuuSdZCPlfI

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at August 27, 2012 08:32 PM (ZiYQG)

538 Does the bartender take food stamps?

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 08:33 PM (gaZmg)

539 What we saw was a microcasm of a societal breakdown in America. It's some ugly stuff. Not even the cops can be trusted. Imagine this on a mass scale.

Yugoslavia after Tito fell.  It doesn't take long.  The veneer of civilization is very very thin.  The tards in D.C. don't understand this.   About all it takes is a 10 day interruption in services and supply before the collapse begins.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 08:33 PM (COZLs)

540 'Night, my pretties.

Posted by: kalneva at August 27, 2012 08:33 PM (cQmXn)

541 Night all.  Batton the hatches Gulf Coast morons.

Posted by: thunderb at August 27, 2012 08:33 PM (Dnbau)

542 Well I need to get back to writing.  Have a good one.

Isaac trudges ashore tomorrow afternoon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 08:33 PM (Z2fb7)

543 @Berserker - real quick, metal guys are paranoid about guys jumping up onstage ever since Dimebag got shot. This guy made it up 3 times. The third time, they pushed him off and got very unlucky with what happened next.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at August 27, 2012 08:33 PM (ZiYQG)

544 let me clue you in: when country folk are the ones making posts about how city folk can "kiss my ass" for making the choice to live without a car, it's not city folks' judgment of country folks that is immediately pertinent. -.- Posted by: jimi ray at August 28, 2012 12:06 AM (79EF9) You seem to have missed one salient point that, I am sure has been brought up by now, but you still refuse to recognize. We don't need you. You, on the other hand, need us. Or, do you plan on a steady diet of suddenly useless cell phones?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 08:34 PM (SZDWs)

545 Lib Reader, thanks for the link. Lots of stuff between the arrest and the release that Liquid Metal didn't cover on thier news updates. Good luck & see you soon. I'm out. Night all.

Posted by: DC in Towson at August 27, 2012 08:34 PM (N/WI2)

546 @483, Yeah why in the world would I ever perceive you as a threat?
I'm just mocking your choice, is all. There's absolutely no subtext of you trying to outlaw my way of life. It's all "live and let live" with you, I'm sure.

But I don't hate cities. Only that invaders like you have been allowed to take them over, and then send your ward-heelers to muzzle the rest of the nation, because you.are.not.man.enough.

Soon, troll. Soon.

Posted by: comatus at August 27, 2012 08:35 PM (qaVK+)

547 Yugoslavia is not a good example.  The Serbs have been mad at the world since the Battle of Kosovo Field.  And distrustful of the West and particularly the Catholics after Venice used the 4th Crusade to sack a a town in what was part of Yugoslavia followed by sacking Constantinople.

All those folks in Yugoslavia carry grudges for centuries.  Tito managed to keep the lip on it while alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 08:36 PM (Z2fb7)

548 A good car always seems to be equal to about a half a year's income, whatever that is to you.

But, to buy a new car and go deep in to hock for it takes a special kind of spendthrift. I have bought new cars in my life, but I have paid cash for them.

Just lease, and write it all off, if you NEED to be seen in a hot, nice car.

Posted by: navybrat at August 27, 2012 08:36 PM (dHp7Y)

549 "About all it takes is a 10 day interruption in services and supply before the collapse begins."
Most people just don't realize how close we all are to the edge of the cliff. It doesn't take long for loss of basic supplies like power and water for everything to just fall to pieces.
And like I've said so often before, most people would die out of sheer ignorance, not knowing how to do anything outside their routine. Not knowing where food comes from, how to build a fire, where to get water, how to heat and defend yourself. Thinking food comes from the supermarket rather than the world around you. Thinking you can always just call someone else to help you with any problem.
Shelter, water, food. You can go just a little while without each of those, and we take them all for granted.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 27, 2012 08:36 PM (r4wIV)

550 AmishDude, GW Bush would have had to invade Louisiana then if Blanco kept refusing. He even pleaded with her. She did not budge. The woman is criminally stupid.

You're still thinking that he has to do something.  All he had to do was appear.  Show up.

The media can't and won't explain mandatory evacuations and posse comitatus.  But they can cover a president looking concerned or shoveling. Maybe his advisers thought it would make him look weak.

Substantively, you're right, but the media would rather have dour faces than meaningful help.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 27, 2012 08:36 PM (T0NGe)

551 Well I need to get back to writing. Have a good one.

On the off chance you're still here, what word count are you up to?

(dangling participles be damned!)

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 08:37 PM (33KBJ)

552 I'm curious to why the Lamb of God singer pushed the fan in the first place?

I think there's always been an unwritten law in stage performance -- anyone who climbs onto the stage is subject to a vicious beat down or being bodily  tossed off the stage, whichever comes first.

The performers have to assume hostile/crazy intent.  That's the world we live in. 

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 08:37 PM (COZLs)

553 36k words.  So need to crack the whip and hope no power loss.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 08:37 PM (Z2fb7)

554 think there's always been an unwritten law in stage performance -- anyone who climbs onto the stage is subject to a vicious beat down or being bodily tossed off the stage, whichever comes first.

Vaguely related:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5agCr45Ev4

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 08:39 PM (33KBJ)

555 465 ugh, the smell of agrarian sanctimony is overpowering at this time of night. Posted by: jimi ray at August 28, 2012 12:06 AM (79EF9) Had nothing to do with not having a car. It had to do with a mayor, a governor, and most of all, a bunch of people who have a dependency problem. A dependency on welfare. A dependency on drugs, and dependency on not practicing self responsibility because they believe and have been told all their lives that someone owes them something. Now, we are all paying the price for Katrina because the leeches never went back home.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 08:40 PM (gaZmg)

556 Bono always brings hot chicks on stage.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF35EqcVooQ

Bastard.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 08:43 PM (33KBJ)

557

 "About all it takes is a 10 day interruption in services and supply before the collapse begins."

 

10 days is very generous.  It begins on the 4th day, sooner in the city cores.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2012 08:44 PM (BAS5M)

558 Its a judgement call on which attacks to respond to. A public figure can respond to all attacks and we get Obama who is not thought highly of because he has misused his office as a result. Plus there is the personality of the person involved. Perhaps Bush figured he was doing good work and that would answer the attacks. Or being President he had to save what little political capital he had for other battles like Iraq.


If Bush thought that (and I believe he did), it should have been clear to him within a year or two of his second term that he was mistaken.  The weaker he was in the polls and the weaker we were in the polls, the less political capital he had, the less he was able to accomplish, and the less we were able to accomplish moving forward.

People in his administration justified their tactics by making comparisons to Harry Truman--how he had low approval ratings, but is now well regarded by historians... five decades later.  That's great, but in the meantime we were and are in a much more tenuous position because he wouldn't defend himself--because there were more things on the line than his popularity.

I really don't think Obama's chief problem in being hated is defending himself.  Bill Clinton took the opposite route (never letting an attack go unanswered) and it worked out well for him.  Even Reagan, who had far fewer possibilities for sympathetic media made a point to defend himself.  That worked out better.

Posted by: AD at August 27, 2012 08:44 PM (ViYCz)

559 36k words.

Very nice, congrats.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 08:45 PM (33KBJ)

560
...you're KIDDING me, right?

yes, indeed, cities: those BASTIONS of unemployment and troublemaking.

probably 95% of the country's economy is concentrated in cities, with a few wal-mart superstores in between to provide employment for all of the uneducated rural nobodies who LOVE to tak shit about all the taxes they pay, when the taxes off of their meagre farm-bred salaries, after deductions and write-offs, couldn't sustain the alaskan government.

note to country folks: the rumours of your economic integrity are *vastly* over-stated. if every single rural community in america simply disappeared overnight, the country would hardly bat its collective anthropomorphic eye.

if every *city* disappeared?

...

no, cities don;t exist just because people like something more to do than go to the same public waterin' hole to square dance every time they want to go out.

they exist because they are an efficient and effective concentration of capital and labour that afford the sort of fast-moving economic progress that rural communities would *never* be able to sustain.

Posted by: jimi ray at August 27, 2012 11:54 PM (79EF9)


First of all, I can tell that you are not from the United States, don't ask, I just know.


95% of the economy concentrated in the city? Bull fucking shit. The energy production of this country is surely not concentrated in the city, it is concentrated in the rural areas. Agriculture is most definitely concentrated in the rural areas. Manufacturing is not concentrated in urban areas because of the fucking logistical nightmare that cities are today.


If the rural areas disappeared, you would fucking starve in 3 days. Your power would be off in 5 minutes, and your beloved Starbucks would be up in flames 15 minutes later. When you need the military to come in and save your bacon, they won't be there, the military is made up of the "hicks" that you dislike so much.


Where I live lost power for a week this summer. 100 degrees, no where to go, but everybody was able to survive and not riot. Power goes out in a city shithole, the place goes up in flames within hours.


I hate to be the one to tell you, but banks and other financial institutions are moving away from the cities because they are too expensive, and people don't want to be in them. Because of that, those companies are now moving their operations out to the sticks. Why? Cheaper, and with telecommunications, you don't have to be in the middle of Shitville City. So the whole moving at the speed of business in the city, is a big load of shit. 

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 27, 2012 08:45 PM (1grxW)

561 Yugoslavia is not a good example.

The hatred and divisions with the US are just as strong.  The US govt is Tito.  The cities will burn, and a lot of hatreds will boil over.  The Democrats have been fostering and using this hate as a political tool for 50 years or more.  You can't poison that many generations without having it bear fruit when social constraints are removed. 

There's not enough full time military/guard/police to keep a lid on it if it happens.  Quite a few of them won't report or will go AWOL too.   Its not going to be like a localized disaster response where people know the normality still exists outside the perimeter and will eventually return.


Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 08:45 PM (COZLs)

562 That's all I'm contributing, other than some green chili cornbread muffins on the buffet, courtesy of Mrs Webworker.

More of the muffins, please.   MMmmmmm.... green chili.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 27, 2012 08:47 PM (xKC/c)

563 FIRST!

Posted by: Ruan Pol at August 27, 2012 08:49 PM (m+u3O)

564 ""@Berserker - real quick, metal guys are paranoid about guys jumping up onstage ever since Dimebag got shot. This guy made it up 3 times. The third time, they pushed him off and got very unlucky with what happened next.""


Yeah, I spent my whole life in speed metal/thrash bands, including a short stint in one of the bands mentioned in this thread, believe it or not. I know the deal. I was just curious if it was some "attitude"  thing like singers like to have occasionally.

I had one dude jump up and do some hysterical sissy slap fest on the strings of my guitar one night, and then dove into the crowd, like he got his jollies out. I laughed over that one, but yeah I guess you can't be too careful these days. I never pushed anybody off the stage though. I did somewhat spear one dude with the sharp point of the Jackson Rhoads V I was playing at the time, only because he was grabbing the whammy bar and fucking up my pitch. lol

Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 08:49 PM (FMbng)

565

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 28, 2012 12:45 AM (1grxW)



Hell to the yeah.  Well said.  Now I won't feel so bad about you kicking my ass in the FFL this year.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2012 08:49 PM (/izg2)

566 they exist because they are an efficient and effective concentration of capital and labour that afford the sort of fast-moving economic progress that rural communities would *never* be able to sustain. Posted by: jimi ray at August 27, 2012 11:54 PM (79EF9) I know. We have a really difficult time keeping up with Detroit.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 08:50 PM (SZDWs)

567 564 And, really, do the major metro areas even need to be incorporated anymore?

Posted by: Enby at August 27, 2012 08:51 PM (ptlfZ)

568 Urban centers are full of animals. Flash mobs looting. That didn't occur in Duluth, MN or Manhattan, KS.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 08:51 PM (gaZmg)

569 Evening! Went to a concert on Saturday. Mumford&Son. These guys are absolutely fantastic. Mix of Irish, Bluegrass and Rock. Oh, and daughter sold her Sig, $425 and the dude (an ex cop) is paying all the idiotic california fees.

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 27, 2012 08:52 PM (uVuwp)

570 All the stuff in stores in the city is produced by matter replicators.  I read that on the tubes somewhere.

When you drive at night like I do you see a different America.  At night you really notice the transport infrastructure that serves the cities.  The greater NYC metro area literally has thousands and thousands of trucks descending on it in the 3am-6am time frame every single day bringing in supplies.

When the diesel pumps that fill those trucks tanks stop working due to power failures, the trucks stop rolling and the city stops getting fed.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 08:52 PM (COZLs)

571 Dude- Walking Dead ep3 drops Wednesday

Posted by: Zakn at August 27, 2012 08:53 PM (mFGpz)

572 465 jimi ray at August 28, 2012 12:06 AM (79EF9) "...*what* elephant in the room? " Have you looked at Detroit in the last 10 years? In the early 60's, Detroit was The City of The Future: highest per-capita income, vast industry, ... and Federal money. Today, Detroit's population is about 50% of what it was back then. Virtually all industries are gone, most buildings shuttered and fenced. Wild dogs inhabit vast areas (about 29 of the 129 square miles of the City of Detroit are empty) and more than a few people are farming lots that were once rows of single-family homes; they like eating food. 40+ years of nothing but Democratic Mayors, and the last 2 mayors of Detroit are/were convicted of crimes while in office. Unemployment is 20-30%. Detroit looks to be the first of many. St. Louis, Pittsburg, Philadelphia, Brooklyn ...

Posted by: Arbalest at August 27, 2012 08:56 PM (fU2qZ)

573 Everybody still arguing with Lampshade? Good, good.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 27, 2012 08:56 PM (bxiXv)

574 And if there's no McDonalds for a couple of days, urbanites will turn on each other and there will be cannibalism.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 08:56 PM (gaZmg)

575 There's not enough full time military/guard/police to keep a lid on it if it happens. Quite a few of them won't report or will go AWOL too. You can bet on that.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 08:57 PM (SZDWs)

576 Everybody still arguing with Lampshade?

I'm arguing with a coffee mug!

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 08:57 PM (33KBJ)

577 There was a period in the late 90s where a whole bunch of people would jump onto the stage at the end of Bob Dylan concerts, and go up to meet him. After seeing it a few times, I approached the stage one night and was met by a security guy who said, "Don't even think about it." So I don't know what the deal was. Maybe certain people were "pre-cleared"? I don't know. It doesn't happen nowadays.

Posted by: rickl at August 27, 2012 08:57 PM (sdi6R)

578 Yeah Detroit is a good place to film that series "after people".

Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 08:58 PM (FMbng)

579 And if there's no McDonalds for a couple of days, urbanites will turn on each other and there will be cannibalism.

You can't beat the taste of a McHobo.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 08:58 PM (33KBJ)

580 You can't beat the taste of a McHoboRib.

 

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 28, 2012 12:58 AM (33KBJ)

 

FIFM

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2012 09:00 PM (BAS5M)

581 Turn nyc, phillie, Chi, Detroit, SF, la, etc into a sheet of glass and watch us thrive.

Posted by: teej at August 27, 2012 09:00 PM (QbKVX)

582 McHoboRib. I miss it when it's gone.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 09:02 PM (gaZmg)

583 Dude, when did everybody become William Jennings Bryan fans?

Posted by: AD at August 27, 2012 09:03 PM (ViYCz)

584 Oops. Sorry DC. Didn't mean to leave you out. Hope I didn't hurt your feelings.

Posted by: teej at August 27, 2012 09:05 PM (/tk/V)

585 Turn nyc, phillie, Chi, Detroit, SF, la, etc into a sheet of glass and watch us thrive. Posted by: teej at August 28, 2012 01:00 AM



I'm in between NYC and Philly I'll be able to see the mushroom clouds in stereo. lol

Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 09:05 PM (FMbng)

586 582 Yeah Detroit is a good place to film that series "after people". Posted by: Berserker at August 28, 2012 12:58 AM (FMbng) It's perfect. You can tell exactly who came up with that series. In another installment of it, they interviewed some of the......mmmmm..."learned peoples". Fucking wack-jobs.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 09:05 PM (SZDWs)

587 Yes, Chitown first, then San Fran, hell, all of CA.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 09:05 PM (gaZmg)

588 585 Turn nyc, phillie, Chi, Detroit, SF, la, etc into a sheet of glass and watch us thrive. Posted by: teej at August 28, 2012 01:00 AM (QbKVX) Stop it! I'll be in my bunk......

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 09:07 PM (SZDWs)

589 And Vermont. I know it's sticks, but it has to go.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 09:08 PM (gaZmg)

590
Hell to the yeah. Well said. Now I won't feel so bad about you kicking my ass in the FFL this year.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 28, 2012 12:49 AM (/izg2)


Aw shucks, but I bet all of you will be butthurt about it.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 27, 2012 09:09 PM (1grxW)

591 Well, all of CA would include my ex so....

Posted by: teej at August 27, 2012 09:09 PM (/tk/V)

592 And Vermont. I know it's sticks, but it has to go.
Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 28, 2012 01:08 AM


Yeah wtf is up with Vermont? You would think the state license plates would have a hammer and sickle on them.

Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 09:09 PM (FMbng)

593 Two birds, teej. Bernie Sanders. It should have his hair on it. His actual hair, on every license plate. Like a woman suit, but for plates.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 09:12 PM (gaZmg)

594 Agriculture is most definitely concentrated in the rural areas.


Agriculture has been made obsolete by supermarkets. Duh!

Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2012 09:13 PM (z9HTb)

595 I feel like Batman trying to argue with Liam Neeson that there are some good people left in Gotham.  F' y'all.  Give me a chance!

Posted by: AD at August 27, 2012 09:14 PM (ViYCz)

596 You can't beat the taste of a McHobo.

Rats and cats -- the other white meat.  

When I was younger, I knew this old guy Bernie who was working on a vacant 100yo warehouse rehab project.  He used to trap a half dozen pigeons a day and cook'em up.  He also ate these huge 6" long slugs that lived under the 100 year old wood flooring that was coming out.  The pigeons were all hugely lice infested and quite disgusting.  He'd skin'em quick and hang the carcasses off a board for the rest of the day while the lice would wander off looking for another ride.  Flies didn't seem to bother him.

There are ways in an urban setting, but you gotta be willing to lower your standards quite a bit.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 09:14 PM (COZLs)

597 593 And Vermont. I know it's sticks, but it has to go. Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 28, 2012 01:08 AM (gaZmg) Could leave it. Need an example of what not to do after the re-Awakening.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 09:15 PM (SZDWs)

598 And Vermont. I know it's sticks, but it has to go.


Vermont doesn't have to go, just its statehood. Turn it into a colony. Or add it to the colony of Southeast Canadia.

Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2012 09:15 PM (z9HTb)

599 Which Chick-Fil-A sauce goes best with pigeon?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2012 09:17 PM (BAS5M)

600 I wouldn't want to turn CA into glass. It's some of the most beautiful and bountiful country on the planet. Bountiful, if you're willing to sacrifice a delta smelt or six, I mean.

It's just sadly overrun with galactic assdicks.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 09:18 PM (33KBJ)

601 I could have gone my whole life not hearing that story. I'll just eat the village vegan. Grain fed, free range. I'll take a pass on the lice.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 09:18 PM (gaZmg)

602 Hate sauce

Posted by: Zakn at August 27, 2012 09:19 PM (6uuu8)

603 Minx 0.7 alpha, on the other hand ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 09:19 PM (33KBJ)

604 Well, that's what some dude at a drive through told me

Posted by: Zakn at August 27, 2012 09:20 PM (6uuu8)

605 I think the wine flavor is what you want.  If you squint your eyes hard enough, and ignore the lice during perparation, you can make believe a pigeon is fancy Cornish game hen...kinda...

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 09:20 PM (COZLs)

606 598 Agriculture is most definitely concentrated in the rural areas. Agriculture has been made obsolete by supermarkets. Duh! Posted by: fluffy at August 28, 2012 01:13 AM (z9HTb) It shouldn't be, but it's tragically hilarious that people think that way. Then, I shed a tear of disbelief.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 09:20 PM (SZDWs)

607 It's just sadly overrun with galactic assdicks.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 28, 2012 01:18 A



Galactic assdicks.... that made me fucking laugh.

Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 09:21 PM (FMbng)

608 No. Vermont has to go. Get your maple syrup from Canada and your commies from French Canada. And CA too. See lice story. You cannot skin and hang CA to let the lice run off. Too costly.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 09:21 PM (gaZmg)

609 I really shouldn't be like that. She did give me 13 incredible years until her son went off the wire. Saddens me I never put him through a wall.

Posted by: teej at August 27, 2012 09:22 PM (erYRT)

610 What wine goes with lice pigeon?

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 09:22 PM (gaZmg)

611 He also ate these huge 6" long slugs that lived under the 100 year old wood flooring that was coming out.

Ew.

I just saw a Survivorman where he went to the Australian Outback. He was really keen on the larvae of some kind of moth. 3 inches long or so, they're (according to him), actually quite tasty as long as you don't eat the head or ass.

Each one takes 2+ years to grow to edible size, though.

And obviously not urban food, really.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 09:22 PM (33KBJ)

612 I'll just eat the village vegan. Grain fed, free range. I'll take a pass on the lice.

Gotta deal with'em.  Free range hippies will have lice.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 09:23 PM (COZLs)

613 It shouldn't be, but it's tragically hilarious that people think that way.


I have to wonder, is he trolling, or is Jimmy Ray actually dumber than Prius drivers sporting bumper stickers that read "No Farms, No Food"?

Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2012 09:23 PM (z9HTb)

614 Val-u-rite

Posted by: Zakn at August 27, 2012 09:23 PM (6uuu8)

615 Is he one of these assdicks that Waterhouse speaks of? We almost forgot. We need to get rid of NJ.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 09:24 PM (gaZmg)

616 What wine goes with lice pigeon?

White.  Something bold and fruity, not terribly dry.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 09:24 PM (COZLs)

617 612 No. Vermont has to go. Get your maple syrup from Canada and your commies from French Canada. And CA too. See lice story. You cannot skin and hang CA to let the lice run off. Too costly. Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 28, 2012 01:21 AM (gaZmg) Allrighty then. Coordinates uploaded and locked. One MIRV? Nah, two. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 09:25 PM (SZDWs)

618 Southern NJ is full of farms.  Really only need to cleanse about 50 miles of northern coastal strip to about 25 miles inland.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 09:27 PM (COZLs)

619 California? Beautiful? You couldn't tell it by me. Of course all I ever saw was Ft. Ord.

Posted by: teej at August 27, 2012 09:28 PM (/tk/V)

620 I hate lice. And Vermont.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 09:28 PM (gaZmg)

621 We need to get rid of NJ.

 Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 28, 2012 01:24 AM


Parts of NJ. Its a pretty red state outside of the few dem shithole cities. Feel free to eradicate those.

Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 09:29 PM (FMbng)

622 Got to admit, there are few things as ugly as a Vermont license plate. Those clowns are fuckin rude in NH and in Mass they drive like it's their first time on a paved road.

Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2012 09:29 PM (z9HTb)

623 Alright. Save southern NJ. Martha's Vineyard? Should we dare?

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 09:30 PM (gaZmg)

624 Martha's Vineyard?


Can you make a really big wave when you take out northern NJ?

Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2012 09:32 PM (z9HTb)

625 617 It shouldn't be, but it's tragically hilarious that people think that way. I have to wonder, is he trolling, or is Jimmy Ray actually dumber than Prius drivers sporting bumper stickers that read "No Farms, No Food"? Posted by: fluffy at August 28, 2012 01:23 AM (z9HTb) Someone upthread called him/her/it out as not living in the US and I would have to agree. I'm thinking Eurotwink. He composes sentences far better than your average KayinMaine-type knuckledragger. He/She/It just doesn't understand things and is completely dependent on what the hive thinks.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 09:32 PM (SZDWs)

626 Cordon/Contain on Marthas Vinyard.  Not worth wasting valuable ordinance on.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 09:33 PM (COZLs)

627 I'm thinking Eurotwink. He composes sentences far better than your average KayinMaine-type knuckledragger.


He writes quite well, I think. Tends to make things up as he goes along, though.

Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2012 09:34 PM (z9HTb)

628 "meagre" gave you away, jimi ray.  

Posted by: Bob in Baltimore at August 27, 2012 09:36 PM (Dll6b)

629 623 California? Beautiful? You couldn't tell it by me. Of course all I ever saw was Ft. Ord. Posted by: teej at August 28, 2012 01:28 AM (/tk/V) Did some time at Ord and a couple of months in the boonies at Hunter-Liggett. I thought it was quite beautiful.... ....and fucking cold with just a poncho liner with a rain magnet. The first guy we medevaced out, we fought over his mountain bag. I..... ...was out ranked.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 09:37 PM (SZDWs)

630 Alright, you Morons. This trash isn't going to drag itself to the curb.


I might be back to blather more mindless crap.

Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2012 09:38 PM (z9HTb)

631 Good evening again.

Now I know why Jefe spends so much time at Fapplebees.

http://tinyurl.com/cdjhgo4

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 09:38 PM (4ixH5)

632 Come, come, people.  You are obviously all forgetting about the neutron bomb.  You can get what you want without the 'turn to glass' part.

Posted by: jc at August 27, 2012 09:38 PM (ufJKx)

633 I'd better shut up before you fine folks send me to a remedial English class.

Posted by: teej at August 27, 2012 09:38 PM (HEWhR)

634 And Lib was here.  And I missed him.

sad face

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 09:39 PM (4ixH5)

635 Commonwealthish doesn't mean euro, necessarily. Could be a snowback.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 27, 2012 09:41 PM (bxiXv)

636 The California coast all the way from Ventura County to the northern border is beautiful


every.f_ckin. mile ( except for the occasional power plant left over from mid-century )


Big Sur is everything you imagine, and better; the entire coast from the Golden Gate bridge north is............................magnificant


but to play, you pay.  Big time.  and not to sound Stormfront, but the coastal counties north of San Fran are Whiter than Edgar Winter in a snowstorm

Posted by: Bob in Baltimore at August 27, 2012 09:44 PM (Dll6b)

637 There's a video attached to this I can't see. But...for you all. And Cooth. Cypress Hill Played Through A Squid http://tinyurl.com/c4fr2rz

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 09:45 PM (4ixH5)

638 631 I'm thinking Eurotwink. He composes sentences far better than your average KayinMaine-type knuckledragger. He writes quite well, I think. Tends to make things up as he goes along, though. Posted by: fluffy at August 28, 2012 01:34 AM (z9HTb) He's stringing the inculcated group-think (from Professor Jean Claude Birkenstock) as it was passed down to him. His counter arguments are rather clumsy. Someone forgot to mention that sophisticated concepts require some knowledge of the subject matter. Not that that has ever stopped a liberal before.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 09:45 PM (SZDWs)

639 That's where I did basic marine so I didn't get to see much of it. All the ice plant ground cover was pretty strange stuff to a kid from Kansas.

Posted by: teej at August 27, 2012 09:45 PM (M7Cfv)

640 You are obviously all forgetting about the neutron bomb. You can get what you want without the 'turn to glass' part.

Neutron bombs unfortunately do not distinguish between Matt Damons and esteemed CA AoSHQers.

We need new technology.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 09:45 PM (33KBJ)

641 The wave or condoning off would work for MV. Or, you could just tell everyone that the vegetables are not organic and the water is actually bottled in northern NJ, where there was some sort of blast over the weekend.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 09:46 PM (gaZmg)

642 Well just broke 37k words.  Sleep is in the offering.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2012 09:46 PM (Z2fb7)

643 This is why we have gridlock. CA is beautiful, so and so lives there, I like maple syrup and that black dog shop, so you can't take out Vermont or MV. Quiet. It all has to go for this to work.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 09:48 PM (gaZmg)

644 636 Come, come, people. You are obviously all forgetting about the neutron bomb. You can get what you want without the 'turn to glass' part. Posted by: jc at August 28, 2012 01:38 AM (ufJKx) Sooner or later, we're going to need more parking. Might as well, huh?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 09:49 PM (SZDWs)

645 Cypress Hill Played Through A Squid

http://tinyurl.com/c4fr2rz


I'm not sure what I watched there.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 09:49 PM (33KBJ)

646 What are you writing, if you don't mind me asking, Ms. Puma?

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 09:49 PM (gaZmg)

647 And a marine at Ord? You must have been one of the guys beating up trainees in the "prison camp" part of SEE training.

Posted by: teej at August 27, 2012 09:50 PM (erYRT)

648
I have to wonder, is he trolling, or is Jimmy Ray actually dumber than Prius drivers sporting bumper stickers that read "No Farms, No Food"?

Posted by: fluffy at August 28, 2012 01:23 AM (z9HTb)


I think his Volt has a "Eat Local" bumper sticker on it. Those roof gardens can feed an army!


I was the one who pointed out that he wasn't from the US. I have worked with a lot of non US English speakers, and he definitely follows the patterns.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 27, 2012 09:51 PM (1grxW)

649 Sleep is in the offering.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2012 01:46 AM (Z2fb7)


Wouldn't you rather stay up to see the sun rise?

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 09:51 PM (4ixH5)

650 I live in earthquake country, always have. I stash a bit of this and that -- always have. But I'm thinking of building a bit more of a stash. I might need more than just enough to get out of the emergency. I might need enough to keep what I have. I might need enough to buckle down for a while.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2012 09:51 PM (kaalw)

651 You can get what you want without the 'turn to glass' part.

Examples must be made.   As a practical matter, large urban concentrations are always going to be prone to having too many single points of failure that enable complete systemic collapse.

Towns and small cities of say under 50k pop with production distributed among them and localized food/power generation (MHD, small hydro, etc) is a much more resilient model for the uncertain world we live in. 

Large metro areas are the stuff of utopian fantasy.  Sounded good on paper, but it didn't really work out as planned.  I think crime levels would go down considerably with a smaller population concentration model too.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 09:51 PM (COZLs)

652 Neutron bombs unfortunately do not distinguish between Matt Damons and esteemed CA AoSHQers. We need new technology. Posted by: Waterhouse at August 28, 2012 01:45 AM (33KBJ) LMMFAO. Shhhh...We're working on the Damon-34 bomb. Targets insufferable retards and leaves their cash! ...and beer.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 09:52 PM (SZDWs)

653 #574

I live to the southern side of what is known as the Grapevine, which is the road through the mountains separating Southern CA from the Central Valley region. (It's also a reason why the High Speed Rail proposal is insane)

Until just a few years ago, Castaic's sole reason to exist was to service the massive amount of high volume transport traffic coming and going through those mountains. Sometimes in the late fall or early winter there are fogs that completely shut down the I-5 for hours. Semi rigs backup for miles, all the way back to the San Fernando Valley on the worst occasions.

If somebody with nukes wanted to create a LOT of trouble with little expenditure, they'd just hit either end of the Grapevine with something small but dirty.

Posted by: epobirs at August 27, 2012 09:52 PM (kcfmt)

654 but to play, you pay. Big time. and not to sound Stormfront, but the coastal counties north of San Fran are Whiter than Edgar Winter in a snowstorm Posted by: Bob in Baltimore at August 28, 2012 01:44 AM (Dll6b) My cousin lives up there. ...and you are correct, sir.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 09:53 PM (SZDWs)

655 646 Well just broke 37k words. Sleep is in the offering. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2012 01:46 AM (Z2fb7) I passed you last night, you passed me again tonight. We are *awfully* close to the finish line, and my brain is like jelly tonight. I am going to *try* to get a few hours in after I get up, but I am such a drained brain at that point...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 27, 2012 09:53 PM (bxiXv)

656 #652

Didn't Jeffrey Dahmer have one of those bumper stickers on his car?

Posted by: epobirs at August 27, 2012 09:54 PM (kcfmt)

657 "Sleep is in the offering"? See what a great gal Anna is? She just did that so I wouldn't feel so ignorant around you good people.

Posted by: teej at August 27, 2012 09:55 PM (QbKVX)

658 614 What wine goes with lice pigeon?

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 28, 2012 01:22 AM (gaZmg)


Gewürztraminer -- so long as you prepare it Szechuan-style.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2012 09:55 PM (kaalw)

659 you good people.

Posted by: teej at August 28, 2012 01:55 AM (QbKVX)


Who?  Where?

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 09:56 PM (4ixH5)

660 632 "meagre" gave you away, jimi ray.

Posted by: Bob in Baltimore at August 28, 2012 01:36 AM (Dll6b)


As did "labour".

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 27, 2012 09:56 PM (1grxW)

661 Nearer my Beast to thee.

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 09:56 PM (4ixH5)

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 09:56 PM (4ixH5)

663 Game on!

Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2012 09:56 PM (/izg2)

664 DC saves five hundred internet bucks.

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 09:57 PM (4ixH5)

665 Damn!  Nice work Robert.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2012 09:57 PM (/izg2)

666 Poat

Posted by: Zakn at August 27, 2012 09:57 PM (6uuu8)

667 Does the Damon-34 bomb have the same dimensions as the Clooney-manfruit-49 bomb, because I don't want to have to try and shove this thing in the ass end of my neighbor's volt.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 09:57 PM (gaZmg)

668 651 And a marine at Ord? You must have been one of the guys beating up trainees in the "prison camp" part of SEE training. Posted by: teej at August 28, 2012 01:50 AM (erYRT) We were doing pre-Ranger with the 7th ID when they were transitioning from Medium to Light. Seriously, they were surprised that we Jarheads could read a map. ....not to mention run circles around them in Land Nav (pre-GPS).

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 09:57 PM (SZDWs)

669 #640

Unfortunately, it is the coast that must be hit hard. Some folks did an analysis a while back and found that if you sawed off a ten mile wide swath of the coast, what remained of CA would be a red state.

Posted by: epobirs at August 27, 2012 09:57 PM (kcfmt)

670 the coastal counties north of San Fran are Whiter than Edgar Winter in a snowstorm

And a lot of those leftist moonbats that populate the area are more racist than the Stormfront crowd when they don't think anyone is listening.  The Stormfront guys are just upfront about it.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 09:58 PM (COZLs)

671 ""Neutron bombs unfortunately do not distinguish between Matt Damons and esteemed CA AoSHQers.

We need new technology.""



The Douchetron bomb?

Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 10:01 PM (FMbng)

672 We don't need new technology. We've got the Hush-A-Boom. Set one off and shut all the libidiots the hell up.

Posted by: teej at August 27, 2012 10:01 PM (HEWhR)

673 if you sawed off a ten mile wide swath of the coast

So basically we're talking monster quake/tsunami with no expenditure of ordinance.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 10:01 PM (COZLs)

674 Well, we might just need to wait around for that Japanese tsunami junk wave to hit. Problem solved. What about Seattle?

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 10:02 PM (gaZmg)

675 Generally speaking whenever I work in the bay area, I hear a number of locals innocently dropping bigoted race references as if it was the most natural thing in the world. Usually it's ranking people's abilities by race, or dismissing some region or neighborhood as "ethnic" and therefore off limits, or saying "what do you expect" about some country or region, because, you know, it's full of blacks or arabs or what-have-you. It's pretty damned offensive actually. And they *constantly* do the racist buddy thing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 27, 2012 10:02 PM (bxiXv)

676

The Douchetron bomb?

Posted by: Berserker at August 28, 2012 02:01 AM (FMbng)

 

This is some of your best work.

 

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2012 10:03 PM (ut3u1)

677 The Douchetron bomb?

Bio-weapon that only attacks people with spray on tans or a high patchouli concentration in the bloodstream?

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 10:03 PM (COZLs)

678 671 Does the Damon-34 bomb have the same dimensions as the Clooney-manfruit-49 bomb, because I don't want to have to try and shove this thing in the ass end of my neighbor's volt. Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 28, 2012 01:57 AM (gaZmg)]/i] Then you need the econo-Damon-34! Comes complete with multiple targetable fuse settings and in a convenient pocket size that will easily slip into tailpipes, man-girl bikes and enviro-weenie backpacks. Use the setting for pompous doucherocket.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 10:03 PM (SZDWs)

679 Right, Bush was like Eisenhower, very limited to the job of executive, and no more. I think Romney will be much the same way. Bush heavily respected the constitution and its limits (despite hysterical shrieks by the left) and wouldn't step on congress or the judicial, and wouldn't step on states. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2012 12:21 AM (r4wIV) Romney comes across as the "competent administrator" type. This would be perfect for a pre-Progressive America where by-and-large the administrative and the political were not the same thing. I don't know if that will be enough, but if Romney does a good enough job, then perhaps he'll have bought us the time to get the necessary reformer we desperately need.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 10:03 PM (sZTYJ)

680 And Oregon. Portland, I wouldn't call it urban, so much as just annoying. And, probably full of lice.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 10:04 PM (gaZmg)

681 enough of that

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2012 10:04 PM (ut3u1)

682 78 Here's a movie idea. The settler serial killers were not only named "The Benders" they were "benders".

That is, benders are parasites that take over human brains and turn nice people into serial killers and even sometimes into Republicans.
*******

Huh.

I always thought of us Benders as rude alcoholic robots of a low level sort.  You know, to bend metal.

p.s.  why does Leela have two ample tits but only one eye?  Straighten me out!?

Posted by: Bender in Futurama at August 27, 2012 10:05 PM (41zfH)

683 If I order now, do I get TWO? A Damon pocket rocket. We could call it the Ben Affleck.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 10:05 PM (gaZmg)

684 Frank Zappa was severely injured by a guy who knocked him off a stage in Europe around 1970 IIRC. At first glance the other band members thought he'd been killed outright by the fall. The local doctors screwed up setting his broken leg, so it had to be rebroken by doctors in the US to prevent him from being crippled.

He recorded Apostrophe/Overnight Sensation in a wheelchair.
 

Posted by: epobirs at August 27, 2012 10:05 PM (kcfmt)

685 Nice, Douchetron bomb.

Whatever keeps wherestherum alive, the saucy scamp.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 10:05 PM (33KBJ)

686 In re Jimi Ray,
 
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, it's that they know so much that just isn't so.
 
Ronald Reagan
 
Or to put it in AoS lingo, now go fetch your fucking shinebox Jimi.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 27, 2012 10:06 PM (ccXZP)

687 636 Come, come, people. You are obviously all forgetting about the neutron bomb. You can get what you want without the 'turn to glass' part. Posted by: jc at August 28, 2012 01:38 AM (ufJKx) Sooner or later, we're going to need more parking. Might as well, huh? Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 28, 2012 01:49 AM (SZDWs) A little mood music?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgpa7wEAz7I

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 10:06 PM (sZTYJ)

688 38 18
Whose afraid of Vagina Wolf?

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 10:01 PM (a4CUi)


actually, I am. kootch cooties can jump ya know.

************

There's worse.  Much, much worse.

Posted by: Vagina Dentata at August 27, 2012 10:06 PM (41zfH)

689 Sacred honor compels me to admit to knowing that Leela has two eyes and three nipples.

Posted by: Will Folks at August 27, 2012 10:06 PM (ut3u1)

690 Bio-weapon that only attacks people with spray on tans or a high patchouli concentration in the bloodstream? Posted by: @PurpAv at August 28, 2012 02:03 AM (COZLs) We have developed "sniffers" for that.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 10:07 PM (SZDWs)

691 Whose afraid of Vagina Wolf? Posted by: IdowhatIwant at August 27, 2012 10:01 PM (a4CUi) actually, I am. kootch cooties can jump ya know. ************ There's worse. Much, much worse. Posted by: Vagina Dentata at August 28, 2012 02:06 AM (41zfH) I am. Those things have cooties.

Posted by: Barack Obama, being fabulous at August 27, 2012 10:08 PM (sZTYJ)

692 #692

Cootch cooties cause cavities? Cripes!

Posted by: epobirs at August 27, 2012 10:09 PM (kcfmt)

693 676 We don't need new technology. We've got the Hush-A-Boom. Set one off and shut all the libidiots the hell up. Posted by: teej at August 28, 2012 02:01 AM (HEWhR) Sadly, that technology is impossible to develop. Thus, the Damon-34.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 10:09 PM (SZDWs)

694 Bio-weapon that only attacks people with spray on tans or a high patchouli concentration in the bloodstream? Posted by: @PurpAv at August 28, 2012 02:03 AM (COZLs) We have developed "sniffers" for that. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 28, 2012 02:07 AM (SZDWs) Just as long as it doesn't kill Patchouli herself!

Posted by: Remilia Scarlet at August 27, 2012 10:10 PM (sZTYJ)

695 Yo all Do i need a recap?

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 27, 2012 10:11 PM (3gUvw)

696 Perhaps a microwave weapon tuned to heat patchouli oil to a level that will vaporize any body in contact.

Hmm, that might actually be feasible.

Posted by: epobirs at August 27, 2012 10:11 PM (kcfmt)

697 Do i need a recap?

You need to make with that ex-prospective-VP jumping-jack video.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 10:12 PM (33KBJ)

698 #699

Is your current cap showing severe wear?

Posted by: epobirs at August 27, 2012 10:12 PM (kcfmt)

699 @699- Nah. I would suggest a nightcap though.

Posted by: teej at August 27, 2012 10:13 PM (JCIjD)

700 A weapon that explodes on contact with dreadlocks attached to a person with deficient melatonin levels. It would be unfair to those poor African albinos but sacrifices must be made to eradicate a particularly noxious menace.

Posted by: epobirs at August 27, 2012 10:14 PM (kcfmt)

701 690 In re Jimi Ray, The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, it's that they know so much that just isn't so. Ronald Reagan Or to put it in AoS lingo, now go fetch your fucking shinebox Jimi.]/b] Posted by: GnuBreed at August 28, 2012 02:06 AM (ccXZP) Exactly!

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 10:15 PM (SZDWs)

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 10:16 PM (4ixH5)

703 &

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 10:17 PM (4ixH5)

704 Sure we got a hush-a-boom. Been around since I was a kid a loooong time ago. I saw it on Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Posted by: teej at August 27, 2012 10:17 PM (JCIjD)

705 Hmph

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 10:17 PM (4ixH5)

706 Back to back empty posts from Robert. Must be writing a metal song.

Posted by: teej at August 27, 2012 10:19 PM (JCIjD)

707 Seen about eight of these.

http://tinyurl.com/9kf49yf

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 10:19 PM (4ixH5)

708 Damn..... ....starting to fuck up the HTML tags... More sUgar!

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 10:20 PM (SZDWs)

709 703. I wish Switched to nights so i think hpd would get pissed 701 in MY dreams I see the palin stripper in Tampa is the great Lisa Ann

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 27, 2012 10:23 PM (eYiNi)

710 708 Sure we got a hush-a-boom. Been around since I was a kid a loooong time ago. I saw it on Rocky and Bullwinkle. Posted by: teej at August 28, 2012 02:17 AM (JCIjD) Shit......how in the hell did I forget that! I stand corrected. Lost technology of Moose and Squirrel.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 10:23 PM (SZDWs)

711 I was the one who pointed out that he wasn't from the US. I have worked with a lot of non US English speakers, and he definitely follows the patterns.


Something occurred to me. Jimmy Dean seems to think that farmers are poor. Somebody knows way less about America than he likes to think.

Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2012 10:24 PM (z9HTb)

712 Back to back empty posts from Robert. Must be writing a metal song.

Posted by: teej at August 28, 2012 02:19 AM (JCIjD)


A death metal country tune about a boy riding in his pick-up with his hound dog when he encounters a group of cock hungry Sirens tempting him to evil.

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 10:24 PM (4ixH5)

713 I'm not enough of an ONTer to call a thread winner but before I retire I would like to nomintae douchetron bomb. Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at August 27, 2012 10:24 PM (6Zy+s)

714

I see the palin stripper in Tampa is the great grandma  Lisa Ann

 

fixed for accuracy

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2012 10:25 PM (ut3u1)

715 712. Speaking of cook county... Ill be home in about three weeks!!! WOOHOO!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 27, 2012 10:25 PM (eYiNi)

716 Or, we could just drop Huckabee. That would cause some damage.

Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 27, 2012 10:25 PM (gaZmg)

717

I did have a "Q2B" mounted on the left fender of my "Miller Meteor" Cadillac

Ambulance back when I did EMS in Alameda back around 1980's. TRUTH!!!

That sucker could shatter windows if ya whined it all the way up..which is why they put a curcuit break to keep that from happening...Still, that sucker could clear the streets for blocks ahead...not like the electronic crap that LAFD uses...dang these posurers are the most fake compared to days past!

fucking pussy wanabe's most...."Give me my pension!!!!"

 

Fuckin turd wads...fuckin turd wads!!!!! 

Posted by: Richard at August 27, 2012 10:26 PM (wlisC)

718

>>>Ill be home in about three weeks!!! WOOHOO!!

 

Boystown will have extra pickles  on hand for you!

Posted by: Chicago Values Homecoming Council at August 27, 2012 10:27 PM (ut3u1)

719 718. True but still looking good

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 27, 2012 10:27 PM (eYiNi)

720 687 If I order now, do I get TWO? A Damon pocket rocket. We could call it the Ben Affleck. Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 28, 2012 02:05 AM (gaZmg) That is affirmative. Get your order in by 6:00AM and we'll include a free copy of George Clooney covers William Shatner. We seem to have a whole bunch of those in the warehouse right now. Odd.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 10:27 PM (SZDWs)

721 I'm sure The Pointer Sisters would've done the Douchetron Dance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=filKJSGIhc8

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 10:27 PM (33KBJ)

722 722. Woohoo!!! Oh wait Heh The beast is mad that she can't go but is happy cause we're going to start letting her YouTube her guitar work

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 27, 2012 10:30 PM (eYiNi)

723 720 Or, we could just drop Huckabee. That would cause some damage. Posted by: Peckerwood Fringe at August 28, 2012 02:25 AM (gaZmg) Heh! The half-life of righteous indignation would last over 78 years.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 10:30 PM (SZDWs)

724 I'm not enough of an ONTer to call a thread winner but before I retire I would like to nomintae douchetron bomb.
Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at August 28, 2012 02:24 AM


It does roll off the tongue good.

I was working on one for the dreadlock mofos, something along the lines of an Assrack MkII air to hair missile. lol


Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 10:30 PM (FMbng)

725 Love each other fellow babies.


Johnny? Johnny Fever, is that you?

Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2012 10:30 PM (z9HTb)

726 "cock hungry Sirens"- my kinda gals. And nomintae? Yeah, I need to hit the sack.

Posted by: teej at August 27, 2012 10:31 PM (ma+gB)

727

Robert?

 

Ya in the house? I be most flexin the YYYAARRR tonight. Unless, alas, that would not be....prudent.

Posted by: Richard at August 27, 2012 10:32 PM (wlisC)

728 http://tinyurl.com/9ydcsax

Have we seen this?

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 10:32 PM (4ixH5)

729 Johnny? Johnny Fever, is that you?

Don't answer! It's probably the Phone Cops.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 10:33 PM (33KBJ)

730

>>The beast is mad that she can't go...

 

You better be nice to her... unless you have room in the gunsafe for your guitars. 

 

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2012 10:33 PM (ut3u1)

731 Howdy, Richard!

Flex away, m'man, flex away.

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 10:34 PM (4ixH5)

732 ""A death metal country tune about a boy riding in his pick-up with his hound dog when he encounters a group of cock hungry Sirens tempting him to evil.""


Tall order there. There are no hound dogs in metal. lol


Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 10:34 PM (FMbng)

733 So, I wonder if Joe and Barack are down in New Orleans, ready to fly choppers in and pluck people off of rooftops. I hope so. Show these right-wing gun lovers how to do a rescue!

Posted by: and irresolute at August 27, 2012 10:34 PM (Q492A)

734 732 http://tinyurl.com/9ydcsax Have we seen this? Posted by: Robert at August 28, 2012 02:32 AM (4ixH5) Saw it on Prof's site earlier today. It is a good one.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 27, 2012 10:35 PM (SZDWs)

735 Hmmm Im in the home depot parking lot waiting for a job And in half Mexican This is so wrong

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 27, 2012 10:36 PM (gLXfE)

736 Don't answer! It's probably the Phone Cops.


Sorry, don't remember that.


Going to bed where I'll dream about Bailey Quarters.

Posted by: fluffy at August 27, 2012 10:36 PM (z9HTb)

737

>>There are no hound dogs in metal

 

There are horn dogs.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2012 10:36 PM (ut3u1)

738 will douchetron technology perfect disappearance by cranial rectal respacing?


that would make it extra good.  no fuss. no muss.  no mess.

Posted by: jc at August 27, 2012 10:37 PM (ufJKx)

739 734. She has a serious thing for my kramer And to think i got her a bonzai a while back She's saving now for a charvel

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 27, 2012 10:38 PM (gLXfE)

740 There are no hound dogs in metal. lol Posted by: Berserker at August 28, 2012 02:34 AM (FMbng) He shall be called Cerberus!

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 10:39 PM (4ixH5)

741 Twitter fun: To commemorate the White House's commemoration of Neil Armstrong with a dramatic photo of SCOAMF, I've just minted a shiny new hashtag, #WhiteHouseCommemorates. It's simple: pick a dead person, or other commemoratable [yea, that's a word, just made it up] subject, type a few words that SCOAMF might say about said subject, along with a fitting photo of SCOAMF. Unfortunately, my activity on Twitter is about what it is here, hence my meager 10 followers... but see if you can come up with some good #WhiteHouseCommemorates tweets... (I'm @rigthwinginit, BTW)

Posted by: Average Guy at August 27, 2012 10:40 PM (xoSyk)

742 This is so wrong

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 28, 2012 02:36 AM (gLXfE)


Heheh, viva la raza!

Posted by: Robert, Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at August 27, 2012 10:41 PM (4ixH5)

743 SNIFF......SNIFF....GGGGgggrrrrr......hope and change....GGGggRRRrr...Green Lizards...GGGggRRrrr...weak micro-brew beer....GGGggrrrrr....going to the secret snake pit to lay in wait....

Posted by: Richard at August 27, 2012 10:41 PM (wlisC)

744 So, would it be wrong ... morally ... to rob a protesters house or cribbb while they are out hating us and breaking into businesses and stuff? Is it time to turn the cheek? When does that time expire? If I know that protesters live in my area, these people who hate me and want me to drown in a hurricane, should I continue to turn the other cheek? (sleepless in Seattle)

Posted by: and irresolute at August 27, 2012 10:42 PM (Q492A)

745 YOU'RE GARBAGE!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 27, 2012 10:43 PM (oZzb6)

746 She's saving now for a charvel

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 28, 2012 02:38 AM

Niiice. I just got one of the pro mod charvels a few days ago. It holds its own real good against my early 80's san dimas one.  I should put you in touch with my friend who is a dealer. He can get you a good deal.

Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 10:44 PM (FMbng)

747 Sorry, don't remember that.

Wot?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTPzTG1Lx60

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 10:45 PM (33KBJ)

748 You need to make with that ex-prospective-VP jumping-jack video.



There are jumping-jack videos???  Well...I, never!  Oh wait, think I've got one of those in my M'ette files.  Off to my bunk!!!  G'night y'all....

Posted by: NC Ref at August 27, 2012 10:47 PM (/izg2)

749 Twitter fun: To commemorate the White House's commemoration of Neil Armstrong with a dramatic photo of SCOAMF, I've just minted a shiny new hashtag, #WhiteHouseCommemorates. It's simple: pick a dead person, or other commemoratable [yea, that's a word, just made it up] subject, type a few words that SCOAMF might say about said subject, along with a fitting photo of SCOAMF. Posted by: Average Guy at August 28, 2012 02:40 AM (xoSyk) #WhiteHouseCommemorates the Constitution... by using it to wipe Obama's glorious backside! #WhiteHouseCommemorates Junteenth by keeping the descendants of slaves on the Democratic plantation #WhiteHouseCommemorates "The Great Society" by imposing a disastrous health care bureaucracy of his own. Also, followed you Average Guy

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 10:48 PM (sZTYJ)

750 #748

The only problem I see is that the perpetually aggrieved generally to have nothing worth stealing.

It may be more effective to take the possession from several and dump at the home of yet another. Leave clues as to the address of the latter and watch unkempt fur fly.
 

Posted by: epobirs at August 27, 2012 10:48 PM (kcfmt)

751

the White House's commemoration of Neil Armstrong with a dramatic photo of SCOAMF

 

I'm still pissed nobody liked the 'Ate Dog Moon' comment I left on that thread.

I thought that would at least get an honorable mention.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2012 10:50 PM (ut3u1)

752

Posted by: epobirs at August 28, 2012 02:48 AM (kcfmt)

Wonderful! So let it be written, so let it be done!

Posted by: and irresolute at August 27, 2012 10:50 PM (Q492A)

753 I'm still pissed nobody liked the 'Ate Dog Moon' comment I left on that thread.
I thought that would at least get an honorable mention.

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2012 02:50 AM

Post it again. I missed it.

Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 10:52 PM (FMbng)

754 750. We'll discuss it I had a warren d bomber back in 90 Got ripped off in a burglary in san Diego They missed the 85 kramer pacer thank god, guess it wasn't flashy enough even though it was by far better and more expensive

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 27, 2012 10:54 PM (KZ5KD)

755 going to the secret snake pit to lay in wait....

Posted by: Richard at August 28, 2012 02:41 AM (wlisC)


If you see Slash there, tell him I said "hey".

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 10:54 PM (4ixH5)

756 This is the time for those of us with the will to point things that go BOOM at the fake people that have threatened us for the the last 4 years. I do beleive that at the first BOOM...these fake people will flee the political stage and will not be heard of again for many a decade....This I am sure of....but WE HAVE TO GO BOOM FIRST!!!! 

Posted by: Richard at August 27, 2012 10:54 PM (wlisC)

757

nothing else to post...that was my 'Caption this' for the photo of Obama staring at the moon. 

 Probably should have posted it with a Dwight K. Schrute sock. 

 

 

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2012 10:54 PM (ut3u1)

758 Well seeing the pic was the scoamf with his hands in his pocket, it probably should be titled "jug ears tries to find his pecker by the light of the silvery moon.", or maybe "exercise in futility" for short.

Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 10:55 PM (FMbng)

759 Thanks, Hat! Now I'll make sure my occasional tweets are extra special!

Posted by: Average Guy at August 27, 2012 10:59 PM (xoSyk)

760

Obama

 

Obama

 

Obama.....dang, place your add or HELLFIRE BITCH SLAPDOWN...

 

RIGHT.....(.........) HERE!! 

Posted by: Richard at August 27, 2012 11:00 PM (wlisC)

761 ""I had a warren d bomber back in 90
Got ripped off in a burglary in san Diego
They missed the 85 kramer pacer thank god, guess it wasn't flashy enough even though it was by far better and more expensive.""



I'm not too far from where they made the kramers. The one cool thing about that is a lot of the blem bodies and necks ended up in area stores pretty cheap.

Posted by: Berserker at August 27, 2012 11:00 PM (FMbng)

762 jug ears tries to find his pecker by the light of the silvery moon.

America deploys its newest set of deep space antennae. Defective Kenyan workmanship is noted early in the calibration phase.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2012 11:06 PM (oBCQr)

763
The Los Angeles Police Department considers Lindsay Lohan a suspect in the theft of $100,0000-worth of watches and sunglasses — and the “Herbie Fully Loaded” star could be facing serious jail time if she is found to have violated her probation, TMZ reported last night.

Lohan’s latest legal woes erupted last week when she and her assistant, Gavin Doyle, were party guests at the Hollywood Hills home of millionaire Sam Magid — who later called cops to report a jewel theft.

Lohan tried to leave the all-night party at around noon the next day, Aug. 20, but the owner realized several expensive watches and some sunglasses were missing before she got the chance. He told everyone to stay and then called cops.

Although Magid recanted his story about his missing goods just days after reporting the theft, sources said cops have continued with their investigation and believe they have independent witnesses who will identify Lohan and Doyle as the thieves, the Web site said.




Hey LAPD, keep dreaming.  This is LA. We don't convict celebrities for MURDER, let alone Grand Theft.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 27, 2012 11:06 PM (kdS6q)

764 Woohoo, 40 year olds representin' tonight.

Posted by: Cathy in The Chi at August 27, 2012 11:10 PM (oiTOF)




damn kids...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 27, 2012 11:08 PM (xa1/W)

765 The ScoaMF standing there looking at the stars, wondering "Am I the most narcissistic son of a bitch in the galaxy?"
 
'No, there is another. Well, he has potential anyhow.'

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 27, 2012 11:08 PM (ccXZP)

766 Reflect my light, o moon!

Posted by: Barack El Humilde at August 27, 2012 11:11 PM (oBCQr)

767

By BOOM of course I mean a Thundering reveal of past tactics of political nature used by the Democrates to slime their opponents. I mean no reference to violence or firearms....shoot, this we gotta play now?

 

SO BE IT!!! 

Posted by: Richard at August 27, 2012 11:14 PM (wlisC)

768

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 28, 2012 02:54 AM (sZTYJ)


Jason Newsted played on a couple of Voivod albums.  His stage name was "Jasonic".

Posted by: Robert at August 27, 2012 11:15 PM (4ixH5)

769 So, would it be wrong ... morally ... to rob a protesters house or cribbb while they are out hating us and breaking into businesses and stuff?

Its certainly on higher moral ground than the burglars who hit places of surviving family members who are at funerals.  That shit just ain't right.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 11:19 PM (COZLs)

770 Isaac is still not a hurricane, but it's close at 70 mph winds. Light winds so far in Harrison County MS.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 27, 2012 11:20 PM (ccXZP)

771 Posted by: The Political Hat at August 28, 2012 02:54 AM (sZTYJ) Jason Newsted played on a couple of Voivod albums. His stage name was "Jasonic". Posted by: Robert at August 28, 2012 03:15 AM (4ixH5) After Metallica and he split (another reason I'm not partial to Metallica now-a-days), he and Voivod did some good stuff together, though I'm still partial to the ;ate '80's and early '90's material.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 11:20 PM (sZTYJ)

772 I'm off to try to get some sleep before an rather unpleasant meeting tomorrow. Here's some Voivod covers of Pink Floyd songs: Astronomy Domine (written by the late, great Syd Barrett): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-jIj6w5Wr8 The Nile Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxgRifcUFvE

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2012 11:23 PM (sZTYJ)

773 Although Magid recanted his story about his missing goods just days after reporting the theft

Lohan case closed.  Filing false police reports case opened.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 27, 2012 11:24 PM (COZLs)

774 I had a Charvel employee custom once. Stepdad has it now. Because I play like a Rhesus monkey with seven thumbs and three toes on its hands.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 27, 2012 11:28 PM (bxiXv)

775 I LOLed today when ace, I think it was, claimed that Boston was not a hurricane target.

Posted by: Truman North at August 27, 2012 11:32 PM (I2LwF)

776

Dear    barry

 

you have less than 75 days to get some major link time in...

 

better get swinging bitch.....your days be numbered....

 

 

and for all of ya that put this POS at the helm in 2008....

 

hope ya  be most REGRETTING. MOST SORRY...MOST WANTING TO MAKE AMMENDS!! AND IF NOT...MOVE YOUR PATHETIC FUCKING ASS TO FRANCE OR CANADA OR SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN HERE....cause we will be on your ass from day 1, post election...

COUNT ON IT!!!!

 

jus saying...

Posted by: Richard at August 27, 2012 11:34 PM (wlisC)

777 It's funny, but our cats are not at all afraid of the vacuum. Our Maine coon actually wants to fight it. Our big killer dogs, on the other hand, are nowhere to be found when the vacuum is on.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at August 27, 2012 11:46 PM (IlZPo)

778 bitching about basic features not working for the whole headstart is equals to whining apparently

Posted by: The Dude at August 27, 2012 11:46 PM (tw6Ar)

779 780

http://youtu.be/q3CLc0IGstk

Posted by: derit at August 27, 2012 11:47 PM (ruiF1)

780 Um, yeah, so I'm on the damned red-eye from ANC to MSP tomorrow night, make that morning, make that all damned night INTO the morning, with a six-year-old. Who thought this was a good plan? Talk about putting the final shovel full on the grave of my vacation. I'm getting crabby in advance.

Posted by: tcn at August 27, 2012 11:51 PM (VF1AD)

781 Dude ep3 drops on Wednesday

Posted by: Zakn at August 27, 2012 11:59 PM (6uuu8)

782 Dude ep3 drops on Wednesday

Posted by: Zakn at August 28, 2012 03:59 AM (6uuu


cool cool cool

Posted by: The Dude at August 28, 2012 12:02 AM (tw6Ar)

783 Mystery click...the bagpipes rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9iOk8PqkKs&feature=related

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 28, 2012 12:03 AM (COZLs)

784

GGGgRRRrrr   out!

 

Night all!

Posted by: Richard at August 28, 2012 12:08 AM (wlisC)

785 Vincent Guaraldi's "Linus and Lucy":

http://youtu.be/JgoPl35n_AY

Posted by: derit at August 28, 2012 12:19 AM (ruiF1)

786 >> GGGgRRRrrr out!
 
I'd rather lay pipe than tile.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 28, 2012 12:19 AM (ccXZP)

787 Good night, Richard!

Posted by: Robert at August 28, 2012 12:27 AM (4ixH5)

788

G'morning, 'rons & 'netz,

Probably can't wait for Vic, but I am jazzed today!  Although disappointed to hear that the tone will be: "Obama, nice guy, failed president" when we all know it should be: "Obama, useless arrogant fucked-up prick, epic failed president."

And new "Bow to Nobody" ad!   Can't wait to see that.

The salt mines beckon...

Posted by: Gem at August 28, 2012 02:15 AM (zw+pb)

789 Thinkin' 'bout takin' a lil trips down to N'awleens after da hurrycane.  Git in on som dat free govmit shit da Prez be handin' out.-Some white dude in Vermont

Posted by: Case at August 28, 2012 02:21 AM (ZPlWT)

790 Maybe I didn't scold you....quite as often as I should have....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 02:29 AM (LRFds)

791 793 Gem,

Well Mitt's just too nice to try to kill 2/3ds of the press corps by calling out their false godling direct and all...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 02:32 AM (LRFds)

792 you are always on my mind, you are always on my mind

Posted by: Case at August 28, 2012 02:36 AM (ZPlWT)

793 http://tinyurl.com/8u2rv7x NEW YORK (CNNMoney) -- More stimulus from the Federal Reserve would probably boost the stock market, but regardless, both investors and economists agree: They don't want QE3. In a CNNMoney survey of investment strategists, 93% said they don't think the Federal Reserve should announce more stimulus at its next meeting. And 77% of economists surveyed agreed. Helicopter Ben is probably trying to figure out a way to convince the Folk that high inflation is good for them, but the folks are probably trying to figure out a way to pitchfork Bukakke.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 02:37 AM (LRFds)

794 way OT, but am I the only one who got some good early wood from Melissa Sue Anderson when she was on Little House?  It was like a fucking desensitization  chamber and then she would show up all sultry looking....just sayin.  

Posted by: tocquevillian at August 28, 2012 02:37 AM (iuY0Y)

795 http://www.peekinthewell.net/blog/this-is-good-iv/

Vanderleun linked this...

The history of politics, it all starts with beer.

Posted by: sTevo at August 28, 2012 02:39 AM (VMcEw)

796 http://tinyurl.com/9w7anea JERUSALEM – An Israeli court on Monday rejected a lawsuit brought against the military by the parents of a U.S. activist crushed to death in 2003 by an army bulldozer as she tried to block its path in the Gaza Strip, ruling the army was not at fault for her death. Yes, St. Pancake's family was told once again "hey your daughter volunteering to lubricate the treads of the bulldozer....not an act of negligence on anyone's part but yours....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 02:40 AM (LRFds)

797 desensitization.  Please, no big words before 8am.

Posted by: Case at August 28, 2012 02:41 AM (ZPlWT)

798 799 T, I was more into Erin Grey.... not literally unfortunately but still...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 02:42 AM (LRFds)

799 http://tinyurl.com/8rb3f36 In yet more evidence of the Democrat party's retardation, NOAA shows what happens when you make sacrifices of Code Pinko's vaginal ooze to false gods... N'walins is gonna get hit buy Hurricane Issac shortly....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 02:44 AM (LRFds)

800 MSM is hyping Issac, the tropical storm this morning.  What a joke.

Go out to Intellicast.com and click on the Command View Interactive Weathermap and you can see the radar image of Issac, a broken up RAIN storm.

All hype.  I wish it would head for Texas.  We need it.

Posted by: TexBob at August 28, 2012 02:45 AM (I3fT9)

801 http://tinyurl.com/9cc3hvl Fox Business puts forth Old Father Hubbard as Helicopter Ben's likely replacement if Romney throw King Choom under the bus this fall... 2d leading candidate would be Fed Chief Taylor...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 02:47 AM (LRFds)

802 http://tinyurl.com/9eyauav GM tells the candidates "No mas!" GM says it will not open its plants to the candidates until after the election.... of course since they already allowed King Putt to use it as a campaign backdrop that is sort of like saying the guy who popped your cherry didn't because you were planning on him being your hubby or something....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 02:51 AM (LRFds)

803 895 TXBob, Yeah I am actually really happy we'll get residual rain and storm activity from it by Sunday... *we* also need it...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 02:52 AM (LRFds)

804 I'm on pins and needles waiting for Vic to update me on the number of Todd Akin stories out there.

Posted by: Legitimate Rape at August 28, 2012 02:53 AM (tOkJB)

805 809 LR, I'm thrilled the DoJ whitewash artists are saying F&F was all a local matter....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 28, 2012 02:57 AM (LRFds)

806 No wind in South Mobile Countyyet either.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 28, 2012 03:12 AM (tRJ+w)

807 For a rather amusing story discussing the genetics of wizard powers, check out Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It's fanfic, but it's much better than what you'd expect. This discussion of genetics occurs in chapters 22-23, but it's worth reading the whole thing.

The basic premise is "What if Harry Potter had foster parents who 1) cared for him, and 2) were university professors?". And no, not like the political activists masquerading as professors we usually talk about on this blog.

Posted by: Darkmage at August 28, 2012 04:44 AM (qXNVo)

808 10 So Wilder was a liar or what?? Basically yes. The books were ghost written by her daughter (a professional writer) and she never acknowledged it. Her daughter, Rose Wilder Lane was a libertarian. She fictionalized the stories and modified them to more closely reflect her own political views. For example she left out the fact that Mary's education in the blind school was subsidized by the government, instead saying or implying that Mary's parents bore the full financial burden for it.

Posted by: cheetah at August 28, 2012 07:00 AM (zXhtZ)

809 Edith wasn't raped. She managed to shove a boiling pot of pasta water in the bad guy's face and ran out the kitchen door.  Gloria was raped in an off camera scene.

Posted by: daisy at August 28, 2012 08:33 AM (+JrTK)

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