August 09, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (8-9-2012)
— Maetenloch

Congratulations - You Bought a New 2012 BMW M3 Coupe

Only you didn't get the car - just the debt.

The national debt has now increased by more than $64,000 per federal taxpayer since Barack Obama was inaugurated president.

By the close of business on July 10, 2012, that debt had climbed to $15,885,854,755,351.47-an increase of $5,258,977,706,438.39.

In "Statistics of Income-2009 Individual Income Tax Returns," which was published this year and is the Internal Revenue Service's most recent statistical report on individual income tax data, the IRS reported that there were 81,890,189 tax returns filed in 2009 that reported taxable income.

If each of these 81,890,189 federal taxpayers were given responsibility for paying off an equal share of the new federal debt added since Obama was inaugurated, they would each need to pay about $64,219.88.

So here's picture of what you could've had. But no doubt the $64K the federal government spent on your behalf in 'investment' and 'green shoots' will give you just as much of a warm feeling. Chicks dig actual taxpayers, right?

2012-BMW-M3-Coupe

How To Play in Someone Else's Band

Even if you're not a touring musician, there's still a lot of good advice here. And of course if you're familiar the Anka Rules, it's nothing new. These also apply to any situation where you're working and traveling with the same people for weeks at a time.

to determine if this article might apply to you, go out and look at the marquee of the club where you are playing tonight. is that your own name up there? if not, this article is probably for you. have you found yourself in a musical version of death of a salesman, and you're not playing the part of willie loman? is the act you are working with called stumpy bill mcknucklehead and you don't happen to be stumpy bill? read on.

the principle rule to remember: your number one job above all else is to make the leader sound good, look good and feel good. {read that again. we will come back to it over and over. we will refer to this as the rule.}

...your path for achieving success is two fold: 1. play great. 2. in all things, be easy to deal with.

reconcile yourself to these facts every waking moment of a tour, or other business engagement of any kind within this scenario. if you forget the rule for even a very short time span, there's going to be static.

l. touring is a series of "what's nexts."

after the show, guess what? you will soon be going to the hotel. after that guess what? travel. and then.i don't know, a load-in, a sound check, dinner, and a gig. what's next in the series. while you are finishing up one thing, get your stuff ready for the next thing. move with ease. a,b,c, what's next in this series? d.

m. don't make others work harder through your own inaction, or inattention to detail or inability to grasp the overall schema.

when it doubt, stop talking and just look.

Oh and the guys get all get shirts. Always. And where the fuck is Joe?

Anka4ont

The Flipside of 'You Didn't Build It'

Here Oleg Atbashian points out that there's a dark converse to Obama's 'You Didn't Build It' quote. Not only does it claim credit for people's success but it also implies that people's failures were caused by someone else as well. Here's the subtext of the quote:

If you have failed, somebody along the line ruined it for you. There was a lousy teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unfair American system that caused you to fail. Somebody benefitted from your demise. If you're a loser, it's not your fault. Somebody else made that happen. The Titanic didn't sink on its own. Corporations and insurance companies made a lot of money off of it, so they must be complicit. The point is, when we fail, we fail not only because of our individual shortcomings, but also because others have teamed up behind your backs. Vote for me - I'll punish the guilty and give you what's rightfully yours.

d81

Can a 3 Year-old Open a Gun Safe?

Scarily yes - if it's one of the brands that uses common components with major flaws. Now the guy in the video may have coached his son on some of the techniques but still a gun safe should not be this easy to open.

We are providing a detailed report  and analysis of eleven different popular gun safes produced by Stack-On, GunVault, and Bulldog to warn the public of the dangers inherent in some of these products because the manufacturers nor their major retailers will do so. In that report you can view eight different Stack-On models, one produced by Bulldog, and one manufactured by GunVault. A similar design defect is demonstrated in an inexpensive safe for storing valuables that is sold by AMSEC, a very reputable safe manufacturer in the United States. Unfortunately, their digital safe with their claim of a "state-of-the-art electronic lock" can also be opened (literally) by a three year old because of a common mechanism used in the industry that is subject to circumvention.

This is my son. He speaks Greek.

In 1957 while a freshman at Brown University future founder of CNN, Ted Turner, informed his father that he was going to major in Classics after being inspired by a professor. His father was not pleased, not pleased at all and responded with this letter. Now his father was no dummy and makes some good points in the letter. The fact that Turner later switched majors to Economics suggests he did take his father's advice after all.

My dear son,

I am appalled, even horrified, that you have adopted Classics as a major. As a matter of fact, I almost puked on the way home today. I suppose that I am old-fashioned enough to believe that the purpose of an education is to enable one to develop a community of interest with his fellow men, to learn to know them, and to learn how to get along with them. In order to do this, of course, he must learn what motivates them, and how to impel them to be pleased with his objectives and desires.

I am a practical man, and for the life of me I cannot possibly understand why you should wish to speak Greek. With whom will you communicate in Greek? I have read, in recent years, the deliberations of Plato and Aristotle, and was interested to learn that the old bastards had minds which worked very similarly to the way our minds work today.

...There is no question but this type of useless information will distinguish you, set you apart from the doers of the world. If I leave you enough money, you can retire to an ivory tower, and contemplate for the rest of your days the influence that the hieroglyphics of prehistoric man had upon the writings of William Faulkner. Incidentally, he was a contemporary of mine in Mississippi. We speak the same language-whores, sluts, strong words, and strong deeds.

...Oh, I know everybody says that a college education is a must. Well, I console myself by saying that everybody said the world was square, except Columbus. You go ahead and go with the world, and I'll go it alone.

I hope I am right. You are in the hands of the Philistines, and dammit, I sent you there. I am sorry.

Devotedly,

Dad

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Slicing Vegetables Ricky Jay-style

If you're familiar with Ricky Jay's 1977 classic book "Cards As Weapons", you'll appreciate this.

35 Modern Words Recently Added to the Dictionary

11. Illiterati (n): People who are not well educated or well informed about a particular subject or sphere of activity.
12. Infomania (n): The compulsive desire to check or accumulate news and information, typically via mobile phone or computer.
13. Jeggings (n): Tight-fitting stretch trousers for women, styled to resemble a pair of denim jeans.
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22. OMG (ex): Used to express surprise, excitement, or disbelief. (Dates back to 1917.)
23. Po-po (n): The police.

Yahoo group. That is all.

And my Twitter spew.

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1 /taps watch in confusion

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 09, 2012 04:59 PM (01XU4)

2 From dog-catcher to dog-eater, all dems deserve de-election.

Posted by: Shel at August 09, 2012 05:01 PM (WBq+Y)

3 How I admire/envy Cyd's insteps.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 09, 2012 05:01 PM (Hn1DT)

4 Is it too early to start drinking?

Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2012 05:02 PM (/izg2)

5 Fishnets.

brb......

Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2012 05:03 PM (/izg2)

6 It's not too early to start drinking if its dark outside. If its not dark, draw the shades.

Posted by: Adam at August 09, 2012 05:03 PM (/YJYi)

7 A different type of palette cleansing.

Touhouvania Marisa cosplay
http://tinyurl.com/9a86oj5

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 05:04 PM (FVHPd)

8 that car is $64k? looks like my $17k Civic

Posted by: GrogNerd at August 09, 2012 05:05 PM (J1mkq)

9 It's a little early, ain't it? It's also the only way I'd ever get a post in this soon on the thread. I vote tomorrow night's ONT be devoted to ladies with great legs.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 09, 2012 05:06 PM (5J54Q)

10 Can I have that $64K back?  I can pay off my house and Shelby with it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 05:06 PM (FVHPd)

11 Cyd was nice, of that there is no question.  Not a soul-stealing ginger, but that's OK.  For the moment and for the purposes of this post only..

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 09, 2012 05:06 PM (0Db2g)

12 Meh.My ISF is nicer ... thanks for nothin, Barky McFuckstick.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 05:06 PM (GRvW4)

13 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2012 05:07 PM (6o4Fb)

14 Nope, did not buy that, did buy a Red Lexus in February in my quest to represent all hot, yet, evil Republican widows.  I did look at Beemers, but, their interiors are too "industrial" for me.

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 05:08 PM (kXoT0)

15 Ahhhh Cyd.  Some of the greatest gams ever. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with nachos. at August 09, 2012 05:08 PM (Gk3SS)

16 Goodnight. Gotta do the caregiver thing between stretches of sleep all night long.

Posted by: Ed Anger at August 09, 2012 05:08 PM (tOkJB)

17 64K?  That's three Toyota Tacoma double cabs or F150 crew cabs...

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 09, 2012 05:08 PM (0Db2g)

18 Beemers are highly over rated.
An Audi TT, on the other hand...

Posted by: navybrat at August 09, 2012 05:09 PM (qpXfb)

19 22. OMG (ex): Used to express surprise, excitement, or disbelief. (Dates back to 1917.)

Obama Must Go is what OMG really means!

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 05:09 PM (kXoT0)

20 Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb

Posted by: Gergyaso at August 09, 2012 05:09 PM (aHR5E)

21 One day, SCoaMF will be in Websters. One day.

Posted by: toby928© at August 09, 2012 05:10 PM (QupBk)

22 Can I just say, speaking of Cyd...  I work in a tech company that's 100% casual.  I went to an industry conference the other day where the attire was "business"   I put on my suit and went.  I found myself so pleasantly surprised.  It was so nice to see a woman in a skirt suit or a dress..... to see women dressing like, well, women.

I'd forgotten, from a guy's perspective, how alluring, feminine, and yes, sexy that can be


Posted by: Ombudsman at August 09, 2012 05:10 PM (zXLtf)

23 Oh and Cyd?  Even better in motion.  http://youtu.be/-EL05alymtI

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with nachos. at August 09, 2012 05:10 PM (Gk3SS)

24 Kinda early tonight. 

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 09, 2012 05:11 PM (bMLFV)

25 And who cares about Anderson and Duchovney.  They're washed up has-beens and nobody cares anymore.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 09, 2012 05:12 PM (bMLFV)

26 I dont get it.   He shits on private enterprise, he shits on the constitution and the limits to executive power, he shits all over america and he is gaining in the polls?

Americans are fucking morons.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 09, 2012 05:13 PM (ovpNn)

27

I'd forgotten, from a guy's perspective, how alluring, feminine, and yes, sexy that can be

 

Thanks!      Love, Hillary

Posted by: Pig In A Pantsuit at August 09, 2012 05:13 PM (2d71t)

28 Women's Volleyball on right now.  I really want to know how much for the Hooker...

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2012 05:13 PM (GULKT)

29 Newest FOX poll: Obama leads Romney, 49-40. I've thought for a while this was the GOP's election to lose. And, true to form, that's where they seem to be heading.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 09, 2012 05:14 PM (5J54Q)

30 so who cares, technically I'm an owner of GM, which was a SUCCESS!

Posted by: mallfly at August 09, 2012 05:15 PM (bJm7W)

31 29 Newest FOX poll: Obama leads Romney, 49-40.
I've thought for a while this was the GOP's election to lose. And, true to form, that's where they seem to be heading.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 09, 2012 09:14 PM (5J54Q

 

D+9 sample.

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2012 05:16 PM (GULKT)

32 'd forgotten, from a guy's perspective, how alluring, feminine, and yes, sexy that can be

Thanks! Love,Hillary

Posted by: Pig In A Pantsuit at August 09, 2012 09:13 PM (2d71t)

That's why she wears pants.

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 09, 2012 05:17 PM (zXLtf)

33 Don't believe the polls.

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 05:17 PM (UljOc)

34 anyway, Michelle Obama would probably be glad to tell you that an M3 is too dangerous for you to drive. You're much safer with a SmartCar. (Like Hillary gave us "smart diplomacy")

Posted by: mallfly at August 09, 2012 05:17 PM (bJm7W)

35 The Fox poll is bullshit. None of what the Democrats are doing is consistent with Ebola being in the lead.

Posted by: eman at August 09, 2012 05:17 PM (5JwLu)

36 Maybe it's just me, but Ted Turner's old man comes across as a 24-karat asshole in that letter. If I got one like that I'd be tempted to tell my father to take my inheritance and go fuck himself with it.

Posted by: SparcVark at August 09, 2012 05:18 PM (UhD+Z)

37 Apparently I am an infomania.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 09, 2012 05:18 PM (bMLFV)

38 It's all just a ratings game folks.

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 05:18 PM (UljOc)

39 FOR FUCKS SAKE!  Somebody build a time machine and go back to November 1960 and tell that commie bitch to swallow.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 09, 2012 05:18 PM (ovpNn)

40 that car is $64k?

looks like my $17k Civic

Posted by: GrogNerd at August 09, 2012 09:05 PM (J1mkq)


I just configured my M3 at the BMW website for $79,639.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 09, 2012 05:18 PM (Z3bkC)

41 Well, I guess we now know which parent gave Ted Turner the "Dickhead" gene.  The whole fucking world would be better off if dear ole dad had just let the puke study greek.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2012 05:19 PM (jfeoD)

42 Jane Fonda must have the most magical VajayJay in the world to have turned that man, the dude's chastened son into a moonbat.....

the pity is, of course that good fathers' son is one of the gears in the machine that is on the verge of breaking the republic's back....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 05:19 PM (LRFds)

43

Infomaniac.

 

Ack.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 09, 2012 05:19 PM (bMLFV)

44 Well, I guess we now know which parent gave Ted Turner the "Dickhead" gene. The whole fucking world would be better off if dear ole dad had just let the puke study greek.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2012 09:19 PM (jfeoD)



Hattip

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 05:19 PM (LRFds)

45 Slicin' like a fuckin' hammer, Maet.

Posted by: Paul Anka at August 09, 2012 05:20 PM (zMouK)

46 My wife and I were at an East Village restaurant this evening. They have a happy hour that includes inexpensive (and excellent) oysters, and they are usually packed.

We sat at the bar and watched the oyster shucker work his ass off for almost two hours. This guy didn't stop! It was amazing. He was efficient, fast and good at what he did.

And, he was from Mexico or some other Spanish speaking country in this hemisphere...undoubtedly illegal, and an impressive worker. If I were hiring I would jump through hoops to get this guy on my payroll.

I am against illegal immigration, against easing the requirements, and all for sending these folks back. But....are there any Americans who would work that hard?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 09, 2012 05:20 PM (2b4yb)

47 Newest FOX poll: Obama leads Romney, 49-40. D+9, plus an oddly stated deliberate 10% oversample of Hispanics.

Posted by: toby928© at August 09, 2012 05:21 PM (QupBk)

48 I'd forgotten, from a guy's perspective, how alluring, feminine, and yes, sexy that can be


Posted by: Ombudsman at August 09, 2012 09:10 PM (zXLtf)



I work in a bidness casual office, about once a month, I put on a skirt or dress/hose/heels and bask in the nice attention all the day long from my male co-workers. 

I do not understand the current fashion for high heels with no hose--ugly, fat, white, bumpy legs need hose.  You have to have world class legs, buff them with an appropriate scrub, and then use the right oil/lotion to make them look nice.  It is a lot of work and most women do not have a clue as to just how bad their legs look without hose.

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 05:21 PM (kXoT0)

49 So anyone know of a gun safe that can't be opened by a toddler dropping it on the ground?

Posted by: Lauren at August 09, 2012 05:21 PM (wsGWu)

50 Newest FOX poll: Obama leads Romney, 49-40. D+9, plus an oddly stated deliberate 10% oversample of Hispanics. Posted by: toby928© at August 09, 2012 09:21 PM (QupBk) Well, now we know greg works for Fox.

Posted by: eman at August 09, 2012 05:23 PM (5JwLu)

51 Ted Turners dad has perfected the use of shame.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 09, 2012 05:23 PM (ZhEoC)

52 Will.. you and I need to meet.  We think too much alike.

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 05:23 PM (UljOc)

53 But....are there any Americans who would work that hard?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 09, 2012 09:20 PM (2b4yb)

--------------

 

 

There would be if we were willing to let poor people be poor.  Adam Carolla said it best - the people who will do the grunt work are POOR PEOPLE.  If not subsidized by us, they'd have no other option.  They'd work.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2012 05:23 PM (jfeoD)

54 Tolerance.The officer is on the graveyard shift pending the outcome of a hearing. A Dallas Police Sergent arrived at work last Wednesday with a seemingly innocent chicken sandwich. But this wasn’t any ordinary chicken sandwich. It was a chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A — on “Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day” no less. As the Sergent arrived at his post at the Southeast patrol sector, he got in a heated exchange with two female police officers, both of whom happened to be lesbians, CBS DFW reports. The fast food chain has become a symbol for free speech to some, and a symbol for “hate” to others, after restaurant President Dan Cathy decided to publicly back traditional marriage last month

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2012 05:23 PM (6o4Fb)

55 BTW.. hubby and I have been married 32 years today.  You may now congratulate me on being the most patient woman in history.

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 05:24 PM (UljOc)

56 I am against illegal immigration, against easing the requirements, and all for sending these folks back. But....are there any Americans who would work that hard? Thousand upon thousands of them. I see them all the time in the construction industry. Guys bustin their ass and happy to be working. The "lazy American worker" is utter bullshit created by libs to push a softening on illegal immigration.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 09, 2012 05:25 PM (GEICT)

57 Early ONT confuses and frightens me.

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2012 05:25 PM (4pSIn)

58 Will.. you and I need to meet. We think too much alike.

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 09:23 PM (UljOc)


I agree, we EVIL CONSERVATIVE women must UNITE and save the world from the dumb twats currently ruining the place.  We need to get the other 'Ettes and take over the world.  The 'Rons can be our willing love slaves.  Unfortunately, emo metrosexuals will need to be re-educated by having them smell the glove and get those damn floors really clean!

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 05:26 PM (kXoT0)

59 Headline at Bloomberg: "Monster Probed by State Attorney General Over Drinks"

http ://www.bloomberg.com /news /2012-08-09 /monster-probed- by-state- attorney-general- over-drinks.html

Sounds like Saturday night to me!

Posted by: Mary in LA takes everything literally at August 09, 2012 05:26 PM (9wOfB)

60 Logan Tom is yummy

http://tinyurl.com/c4sahmk

Posted by: Jose at August 09, 2012 05:26 PM (srIqv)

61 Our football team has provided Chick-Fil-A meals for the players and staff a few times over the last week or so.  No bitching from anyone.  I'll drink to that!

Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2012 05:26 PM (/izg2)

62 This is very early for an ONT. I too am frightened.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 05:26 PM (ZOf1l)

63 Damit, why'd we get the red one?

Posted by: Vermin at August 09, 2012 05:27 PM (wSc+u)

64 Happy Anniversary, Jewells45. 

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 05:27 PM (kXoT0)

65 What does this prove - that Ted Turner's dad was ignorant and stupid?

He was ignorant: because in Columbus's day, they already knew that the world was round and they knew its circumference - from reading the classics, Eratosthenes as it happens.

He was stupid: because Turner-Senior didn't figure that the classics do hold practical value. They teach us about how other people thought and reasoned, when they did not have the contexts of how we think and reason.

He showed his stupidity also in this comment: "With whom will you communicate in Greek? I have read, in recent years, the deliberations of Plato and Aristotle". Really? How was that possible, not knowing Greek, but by benefit of someone who did know both Greek and English?

His son should have stayed in the classics. Instead of founding CNN, whose works make my life worse, he'd have translated and commented upon Hellenistic or even Roman/Byzantine literature, which works make my life better.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at August 09, 2012 05:27 PM (QTHTd)

66 Thousand upon thousands of them. I see them all the time in the construction industry. Guys bustin their ass and happy to be working. The "lazy American worker" is utter bullshit created by libs to push a softening on illegal immigration. Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 09, 2012 09:25 PM (GEICT) Fully agree. Plus, the lazy Mexicans are still in Mexico, being all lazy and shit.

Posted by: eman at August 09, 2012 05:27 PM (5JwLu)

67 Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 09, 2012 09:25 PM (GEICT)

Not in NYC.

I was one of those construction workers who worked his ass off to make rent. I am familiar with the breed, but I don't see them around here. All I see are illegals working their asses off....and some are stealing from the welfare funds...and Medicare and Medicaid....

It's a tough situation.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 09, 2012 05:27 PM (2b4yb)

68 happy birthday, jewells!

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at August 09, 2012 05:28 PM (QTHTd)

69 Mmmmm... love slave.  I like it.

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 05:28 PM (UljOc)

70 OK, I didn't know that about the FOX poll. Why the hell are THEY doing that crap? I'd expect it from MSLSD, but not them. Someone point me to more reliable sources, if there are any.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, getting pretty pissed off at August 09, 2012 05:28 PM (5J54Q)

71 Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 09:24 PM (UljOc)


That is awesome! Congratulations. 9 years was my longest unfortunately.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 05:28 PM (ZOf1l)

72 Meh.My ISF is nicer ... thanks for nothin, Barky McFuckstick.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 09:06 PM (GRvW4)


Lexus really needs to make 2-door version of the ISF.

Only got to $68,341 at the website.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 09, 2012 05:29 PM (Z3bkC)

73 But....are there any Americans who would work that hard?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 09, 2012 09:20 PM (2b4yb)--------------There would be if we were willing to let poor people be poor. Adam Carolla said it best - the people who will do the grunt work are POOR PEOPLE. If not subsidized by us, they'd have no other option. They'd work.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2012 09:23 PM (jfeoD)


Yup.  Yesterday, 3 Mexican kids showed up in a beater pickup to mow the neighbors lawn.  They were sub-contractors for a bigger service (the official trucks for the service are new).  There was one old enough to drive and two younger ones about 14, and 12.  They were hustling to get that lawn done and on to the next one.

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 05:30 PM (kXoT0)

74 Well, I console myself by saying that everybody said the world was square, except Columbus.
***
Liberals are idiots.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 05:30 PM (AUeaU)

75 Captain.. Rasmussen is about the only realy reliable poll.

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 05:30 PM (UljOc)

76 I'm sorry, but you're a women Police Officer and you're whining about a Chick-Fil-A sandwich. Grew the heck up!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2012 05:30 PM (5mkSo)

77

 the people who will do the grunt work are POOR PEOPLE. If not subsidized by us, they'd have no other option. They'd work.

 

 

At our local HyVee, it is a common sight to see a woman, trailing 5 kids, with hair weaves, manicured nails and carrying a designer handbag, whip out her well-worn EBT card to pay for her frozen pizzas and Lays potato chips.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 09, 2012 05:31 PM (bMLFV)

78 It's a tough situation. No it's not. Not for me. I ask but two things: 1) obey our laws; and 2) speak our language. Can't do 1 and no attempt at 2? GTFO

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 09, 2012 05:31 PM (GEICT)

79 Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 09:26 PM (kXoT0)

I'm strangely aroused.

YIKES.--- I was at the dealership gettin my brakes done a couple weeks ago and told my sales guy that if Lexus comes out with a coupe version, they've already made a sale.


Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 05:31 PM (GRvW4)

80 Lexus really needs to make 2-door version of the ISF.Only got to $68,341 at the website.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 09, 2012 09:29 PM (Z3bkC)


I can tell you the new GS 350 rocks.  It is my third GS and I have loved each one more than the last....

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 05:31 PM (kXoT0)

81 At our local HyVee, it is a common sight to see a woman, trailing 5 kids, with hair weaves, manicured nails and carrying a designer handbag, whip out her well-worn EBT card to pay for her frozen pizzas and Lays potato chips
***
If we want to save America, we have to get the government out of the business of paying people to not work.

And yes Republicans, that means the State Media will call you racist.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 05:32 PM (AUeaU)

82 Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 09, 2012 09:31 PM (GEICT)

I'll bet you enjoy the fruits of illegal labor.

It's not cut-and-dried.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 09, 2012 05:32 PM (2b4yb)

83 Fox News reports a Vietnamese airline has been fined for allowing a group of five beauty contestants to dance in bikinis during a recent flight. The article featured one picture and said video is available on the intertubes.

Posted by: eman at August 09, 2012 05:32 PM (5JwLu)

84 Letters of Note is fake the guy who runs the site stated it on twitter.

Posted by: Patrick at August 09, 2012 05:32 PM (6WpNC)

85 Cyd Charisse has the bestest legs ever.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 09, 2012 05:33 PM (IHo/5)

86

81

Sounds like the crowd at Walmart as well.

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 05:33 PM (UljOc)

87 I'll bet you enjoy the fruits of illegal labor. It's not cut-and-dried. Not purposely and not that I'm aware of. I guess I just don't get it. Obey the law. If you can't do that, well then I don't care what else you bring to the table, I don't want you here.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 09, 2012 05:34 PM (GEICT)

88 Polls are-for the most part-designed to depress Republican voters. They are not designed to give an accurate assessment. They always over sample Dems and often do not take into account that many people do not have land lines anymore. Just another tactic in the Obama arsenal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2012 05:34 PM (5mkSo)

89 Lexus really needs to make 2-door version of the ISF.Only got to $68,341 at the website.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 09, 2012 09:29 PM (Z3bkC)


I am an absolutely heterosexual female and I have to say that it is a tie between her and Julie Newmar for best legs.

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 05:34 PM (kXoT0)

90

Someone point me to more reliable sources, if there are any.

 

11-6-2012

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 09, 2012 05:34 PM (mFxQX)

91 so sorry, wrong quote in last post, should have been  Cyd Charisse has the bestest legs ever.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 09, 2012 09:33 PM (IHo/5)

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 05:35 PM (kXoT0)

92 49 So anyone know of a gun safe that can't be opened by a toddler dropping it on the ground? Posted by: Lauren at August 09, 2012 09:21 PM (wsGWu) Those aren't "gun safes." Those are cash drawers with the plastic tray taken out and a "gun safe" sticker on the box. An actual gun safe is not cheap, not easy to get into, and unless your toddler can lift 750-2000 lbs, they're not dropping it anywhere. Liberty, Fort Knox, Browning, Cannon, Amsec, and others make safes that actually protect things. Unless you look somewhere that specializes, you'll probably only see "residential security cabinets," which have much lower standards and are basically locking tool cabinets or school lockers in drag. Just the *steel* that goes into a real safe is very expensive. Several hundred dollars for materials.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 05:35 PM (bxiXv)

93 Obama failed to cut Bush's $1.3 trillion annual deficit in half like he promised to. 4 x 1.3 = 5.2.

Posted by: Mary Jane Rottencrotch at August 09, 2012 05:36 PM (z+WtK)

94 Bookmarked. Thanks, jewells. I've told my kids constantly that they shouldn't depend on anyone to provide their livelihood; that even if they're working a low-wage job, they can be proud that they earned what they have, unlike some of their contemporaries who want it all handed to them without any effort on their part. That seems to have stuck with my daughter, who married a young man who has the same work ethic. My son just turned 16, but has talked about finding a job for the last six months, so he can save and buy his own car. I'm far from the perfect parent, but I think I got at least one thing right.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 09, 2012 05:36 PM (5J54Q)

95 Yes, my gun safe is an 800 lb Fort Knox.  If a toddler can open it, then he/she will probably take over the world.

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 05:36 PM (kXoT0)

96 Hey, Mary Jane is back.  Hi cunt!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 05:36 PM (GRvW4)

97 I know Ted Turner's a leftist asshole, but you gotta admit he has given us shit that I at least have appreciated. TNT, TBS, TCM to name a few.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 05:36 PM (ZOf1l)

98 Okay Will.. seriously.. I think you have invaded my head.  I have to agree on the Julie Newmar leg thing.  She was freaking gorgeous and built like a brick shit house. 

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 05:36 PM (UljOc)

99 Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 09, 2012 09:34 PM (GEICT)

Restaurant dishwashers. Lawn services. Slaughterhouses. The list goes on and on.

But your point is unassailable. Don't want to obey the law? Get the fuck out.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 09, 2012 05:37 PM (2b4yb)

100 I'll bet you enjoy the fruits of illegal labor. no I effing DON'T can't use the public schools unless you want your kids surrounded by non english speakers - so yay I get to pay for private school! I mow my own damn lawn and do my own gardening,, clean my own pool too, and I don't need a cheap nanny either. I pay a legal, US-born sitter and pay her FICA even! whooping cough outbreaks are FUN! I love those. oh and the new coxsackie virus we got from Mexico! that's awesome too. I love it when my kids' toenails fall off. oh and the LICE! and the bed bugs! oh how wonderful it is to have all these third world problems! Just so long as some spoiled b*tch can have a cheap nanny and lawn care

Posted by: BlackOrchidMissesDagny at August 09, 2012 05:37 PM (J6kXj)

101 I see lacey underalls, but where is the wig?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 09, 2012 05:37 PM (KCvsd)

102 At our local HyVee, it is a common sight to see a woman, trailing 5 kids, with hair weaves, manicured nails and carrying a designer handbag, whip out her well-worn EBT card to pay for her frozen pizzas and Lays potato chips.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 09, 2012 09:31 PM (bMLFV)

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You mean trailing her 5 paychecks?  Given how committed my fellow Cons are to maintaining welfare-for-babies as currently devised, I'd say the odds of getting out from under the burden they create is unlikely.  That's why the underclass is out-breeding the productive.

 

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2012 05:37 PM (jfeoD)

103 Oh, and here is another example where the Republicans could leave a mark...

/Cue ad

BMW M3 Coupe comes racing in. Looks like a car commercial. "Superior handling...blah blah blah"

Car stops, and an old white guy gets out.

"See this car? Its mighty fine, damn shame I have to give it back after this commercial is over. And you know, you could have had one. Except the president took this amount of money from you, and gave it to his friends and allies. But hey, I'm sure the CEO of Solyndra needs it more. He's only got a few of them."

Pan to a graphic showing the deficit of all previous presidents...the highlighting Barry's additions. Then show how much each taxpayer owes.

Ending line, "How much more money will you choose to give the President and his friends?"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 05:37 PM (AUeaU)

104 Who the hell are Cyd Charisse and Julie Newmar?


*ducks and covers*

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 05:38 PM (GRvW4)

105 The only problem I have with that Paul Anka album is that it's missing one of his best songs: When I Slice, I Slice (Like A Fucking Hammer). Other than that omission, it's an awesome album.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 05:38 PM (3yCFy)

106 @ 89  Absolutely no gay in you?

Posted by: Douche fil a at August 09, 2012 05:38 PM (NYdB8)

107 Had a history prof who pointed out that the Germans were studying science and engineering in the late 19th century while the british were studying Greek and Latin.  His point being that the Germans damn near won the war because of it.  As we know, the Germans are still an engineering and manufacturing powerhouse.  What do the brits do again? 

Posted by: Brian "Scoop" Ross at August 09, 2012 05:38 PM (cBYCG)

108

I know Ted Turner's a leftist asshole, but you gotta admit he has given us shit that I at least have appreciated. TNT, TBS, TCM to name a few.

 

And "Gettysburg"..I wish he'd bankroll the 3rd movie of the series.

Posted by: Pig In A Pantsuit at August 09, 2012 05:38 PM (2d71t)

109 So Jewell, where do you hide out?  I am in Tulsa.  If you are ever in the area, we should slam some margaritas and work out the love slave line-up.

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 05:38 PM (kXoT0)

110 #102, you forgot the WIC check to buy baby formula for the non existent baby which is exchanged in the parking lot with some shady looking guy driving a freshly waxed Escalade for a wad of bills.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 09, 2012 05:39 PM (KCvsd)

111 Sounds like you did okay Captain.  We can be the best parents in the world and our kids can turn out shitty but also be the worst parent and have a kid turn out great.  I haven't figured out why this is. 

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 05:39 PM (UljOc)

112 I do not give a flying fuck if things cost more and whatever other disruption comes from tossing illegals out. GTFO. What do we have to do, fight the 2007 Amnesty fight all over again? There is nothing more disruptive and harmful than leaving things as they are and hesitating to fix them.

Posted by: eman at August 09, 2012 05:39 PM (5JwLu)

113 Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 09:31 PM (kXoT0)

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 09:31 PM (GRvW4)



No a big sports except auto racing.
Next week is when Mrs. YIKES!  is a car widow because of all the auto actions going on.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 09, 2012 05:39 PM (Z3bkC)

114 My Fort Knox fits in a standard closet and is bolted through the floor with SAE standard lag bolts and four inch bearing plates.  Getting it out of there would probably take a crook three hours of work.  Or more.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 09, 2012 05:40 PM (0Db2g)

115 Cyd Charisse- dancer and actress including such films as "Brigadoon". Julie Newmar-Original Catwoman in the Batman series of the 60's

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2012 05:40 PM (5mkSo)

116 @ 89 Absolutely no gay in you?

Posted by: Douche fil a at August 09, 2012 09:38 PM (NYdB


No, but, just to taunt you, my first college roommate was a 6'1" blonde of Ukranian parentage.  I am a 5'6" ginger.  When we told guys we were roomies, their eyes would lose focus for about 5-10 minutes. 

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 05:40 PM (kXoT0)

117 @Julie Newmar - "How you doin'?" Meyowwwww..

Posted by: catman at August 09, 2012 05:40 PM (YKUmW)

118 Thanks @ 115

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 05:41 PM (GRvW4)

119 I am against illegal immigration, against easing the requirements, and all for sending these folks back. But....are there any Americans who would work that hard?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 09, 2012 09:20 PM (2b4yb)


We have a guy that does work around here for us.  He's Honduran....and legal.  Works his ass off everyday.  But the other day he and my husband were in the car going somewhere and they past some brand spanking new public townhouses that are going up.  He turns to my husband and says....."This is America's problem....you give people things like this for doing nothing.  Brand new homes. Why?"  So my husband explained to him what political party gives people those things for nothing in return for their vote.  He said, "If I could vote, I'd vote for Romney."  I might see if I can take him to the polls in November.  Why not?

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2012 05:41 PM (X6akg)

120

Will.. I am in the Kansas City area.  Totally down for it someday though!

eastvalley.. you need to google each one and report back to Will and I.  That is your assignment for the evening.

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 05:42 PM (UljOc)

121 109 You're in Tulsa? I'm in Chickasha. Any other Oklahomans in the Horde?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 09, 2012 05:42 PM (5J54Q)

122 Love me some assignments. 

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 05:42 PM (GRvW4)

123 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 09, 2012 09:42 PM (5J54Q)

Originally from Norman

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 05:43 PM (GRvW4)

124 Those Batman reruns, with Julie Newmar in that Catwoman costume, were instrumental in ushering me into manhood.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 05:43 PM (3yCFy)

125 Brigadoon was actually a sweet little musical.  "For I could swim Loch Lomond and be home in half an hour..."

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 09, 2012 05:43 PM (0Db2g)

126 Is OK a nice place to live?  I've always liked it when driving through.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 09, 2012 05:43 PM (2d71t)

127 Julie Newmar

http://julienewmar.com/photos/early-life/

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 05:43 PM (kXoT0)

128 For all of you who I told earlier today that YAY our son is finished with his deployment and coming home from A-Stan.

He's been asked to go on ONE MORE CONVOY.....with newbies.

Kill me now.  No kidding.

His dad and I were just celebrating at dinner when we got the Facebook message.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 05:43 PM (UOM48)

129 If you're gay, you get the M3 convertible

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 05:44 PM (Y7XKa)

130 @126  Sorry have to do it... It's OK..

Posted by: catman at August 09, 2012 05:44 PM (NYdB8)

131 Soona is an OKC 'Ron...

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 05:45 PM (kXoT0)

132 Oh, but the news that he's coming home is wonderful, Jane.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 09, 2012 05:45 PM (0Db2g)

133 BTW that 49-40 is among registered voters.

Likely is 48-48, which is still much closer than it should be, but still...

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 09, 2012 05:45 PM (aHR5E)

134 I was born in OKC. Grandparents lived in Moore, which is great if you love massive tornados.

Posted by: Lauren at August 09, 2012 05:45 PM (wsGWu)

135 May he come back safe and sound, Jane.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 05:45 PM (3yCFy)

136

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at August 09, 2012 09:27 PM (QTHTd)

 

Yeah, well Ted's dad shot himself to death when Ted was 24.  I bet the suicide note was a doozy, too.

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 09, 2012 05:45 PM (QjSgY)

137 OH no Jane!! Oh honey.. it will be okay.  I can only imagine how you feel though.  Prayers going up  big time for you and you boy!

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 05:45 PM (UljOc)

138 Think wheatie is from OK, too

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 05:45 PM (GRvW4)

139

Ted Turner and his fathter.

 

Like father, like son.

 

 

Juliet Prowse had wonderful legs too.  She was leggy and a doll.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 05:46 PM (sJTmU)

140 Restaurant dishwashers. Lawn services. Slaughterhouses. The list goes on and on. But your point is unassailable. Don't want to obey the law? Get the fuck out. Not a lot of disposable income (thanks SCOAMF!) so we rarely eat out. And yes, if I heard that a place of business was using illegals, they wouldn't get my business. A white dude named George does my yard and he kicks ass for a reasonable price. As for slaughterhouses or other businesses up stream, no I don't know what they're hiring practices are, but, see the sentence above. If someone doesnt have even enough respect to obey the law when entering the country, I have no use for that person.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 09, 2012 05:46 PM (GEICT)

141 And Jane.  Prayin

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 05:46 PM (GRvW4)

142 #124

That erection? You didn't build that. A government sponsored Julie Newmar was there to make it happen.

Posted by: epobirs at August 09, 2012 05:46 PM (kcfmt)

143 Oh no Jane.  May angels guide and protect his convoy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 05:46 PM (FVHPd)

144 You're in Tulsa? I'm in Chickasha. Any other Oklahomans in the Horde?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 09, 2012 09:42 PM (5J54Q)


Exactly 42 miles north of the OK state line. Good road trip back in the days when you couldn't buy beer in Kansas on Sunday.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 05:46 PM (ZOf1l)

145 135 May he come back safe and sound, Jane.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 09:45 PM (3yCFy




Thanks.  Had to go sit at the bar and have a rare (for me) Martini.  Didn't help that one of my husband's buds sent him this message:



"You do know the last few days of a deployment are the most dangerous, don't you?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 05:47 PM (UOM48)

146

And yes Republicans, that means the State Media will call you racist.

 

 

Grow a thick skin.  You have to not care what people think about you.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 09, 2012 05:47 PM (bMLFV)

147 A government sponsored Julie Newmar was there to make it happen.

---

Can I get a government sponsored Yvonne Craig?  I'm entitled, damn it!

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 09, 2012 05:47 PM (aHR5E)

148 Had a history prof who pointed out that the Germans were studying science and engineering in the late 19th century while the british were studying Greek and Latin.

Except that the Germans of the 19th century were, also, studying Greek and Latin. And Hebrew. And Arabic. And Persian. Theodor Noeldeke ring a bell? Julius Wellhausen? Abraham Geiger? Ignaz Goldziher - okay, he was Hungarian, but he WROTE in German. Adolf Jellinek?

The Germans kicked our arses in classical and Orientalist scholarship, sorry to say, doubly sorry since I am a limey myself.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at August 09, 2012 05:47 PM (QTHTd)

149 I found myself so pleasantly surprised. It was so nice to see a woman in a skirt suit or a dress..... to see women dressing like, well, women.

I'd forgotten, from a guy's perspective, how alluring, feminine, and yes, sexy that can be


Had to go to orientation training on Monday and Tuesday up in VA.  It was nice to be surrounded by women dressed up.  Very nice compared to uniforms and slacks that I see all day.

Posted by: Alex at August 09, 2012 05:47 PM (oL8vk)

150 I've known a lot of American small business people who work their asses off, 16-18 hour days, seven days a week.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 05:48 PM (bxiXv)

151 Congratulations - You Bought a New 2012 BMW M3 Coupe. ----------------------------------- In Massachusetts you could have bought a Volvo and gotten free dental care for your kids...........with RomneyCare!

Posted by: Andrea Saul at August 09, 2012 05:48 PM (AzwZn)

152 "You do know the last few days of a deployment are the most dangerous, don't you?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 09:47 PM (UOM4

Did you got stab him for that?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 05:49 PM (FVHPd)

153 Killer Kittehs !!!

http://tinyurl.com/cfj5fwf

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 05:49 PM (Y7XKa)

154 Is OK a nice place to live? I've always liked it when driving through.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 09, 2012 09:43 PM (2d71t)


I am an IT person.  I traveled for six years as a consultant all over the US.  People always asked me, "Where would you live if you could live anywhere?"  Like I was some sort of serf tied to the Oklahoma soil.  I always replied, "I already live there.  Tulsa, OK is the best kept secret in the world."  We have are a solidly Conservative state, great work ethic, friendly people, and now that we have a Republican Governor again, we will be even more business friendly.

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 05:49 PM (kXoT0)

155 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 09:47 PM (UOM4


People are so fuckin' stupid!!!  I mean really....WTF?


I'm sure your heart sank when you got that message from D'oh boy.  Not to worry....the horde is praying for him.  He'll be home soon.

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2012 05:50 PM (X6akg)

156 #150, and coincidentally those are the people Obama has worked hardest to destroy.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 09, 2012 05:50 PM (KCvsd)

157 #147

No can do. That was long ago. The agency now offers a Lady Gaga grant. It met our requirement for appealing to a wider range of interests and reducing teen pregnancy by connecting erections to nausea.

Posted by: epobirs at August 09, 2012 05:50 PM (kcfmt)

158 Jane,  Congrats.  Heaven help him with the newbies.  Let us know when he's home so we can all celebrate long-distance.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 09, 2012 05:50 PM (bMLFV)

159 "You do know the last few days of a deployment are the most dangerous, don't you?" Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 09:47 PM (UOM4 Yeah, well, if it helps you feel better, that's a variant of a gambler's fallacy. People just remember it more strongly if something happens then. You should not worry.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 05:50 PM (bxiXv)

160 For all of you who I told earlier today that YAY our son is finished with his deployment and coming home from A-Stan.

He's been asked to go on ONE MORE CONVOY.....with newbies.

Kill me now. No kidding.

His dad and I were just celebrating at dinner when we got the Facebook message.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 09:43 PM (UOM4



Jane, pray.

I am not saying this to alarm you at all my wife who has two combat tours under her belt and a Combat Action Badge told me to tell you he will be fine in all likelihood.


We'll pray for your family, he needs to stay focused and he will most likely the most dangerous parts of tours are the first 14-30 days and the last 14-30 days and units are ordinarily loathe to ask for "just one more convoy" because once a GI has crossed that threshold of "RCAF Gander and home here I come" they can lose their mission focus.

You are a fine woman and I am certain your son will have great focus and acquit himself admirably.


God bless and be safe,

Sven(and his wife Goof)

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 05:50 PM (LRFds)

161 Yeah, well Ted's dadshot himself to deathwhen Ted was 24

I did not know that. So Daddy was stupid, ignorant . . . and profoundly selfish.

It does make me sympathetic to Ted, though.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at August 09, 2012 05:50 PM (QTHTd)

162 18-1 Why aren't you doing political ads?

Posted by: Infidel at August 09, 2012 05:50 PM (LPlYk)

163 I haven't ever heard or read several of those words ever being used. The OED is getting ridiculous.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 05:50 PM (r4wIV)

164 Jane, prayers for your son's safe return. 

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 05:51 PM (kXoT0)

165 156 #150, and coincidentally those are the people Obama has worked hardest to destroy. Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 09, 2012 09:50 PM (KCvsd) Not so much on the coincidence part.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 05:51 PM (bxiXv)

166 The Obama administration shifted its alternative-energy goals into high gear today as seven renewable energy projects got the “We Can’t Wait” initiative designation. “As part of President Obama’s all-of-the-above strategy to expand domestic energy production and strengthen the economy, we are working to advance smart development of renewable energy on our public lands,” said Interior Secretary Ken Salazar. “These seven proposed solar and wind projects have great potential to grow our nation’s energy independence, drive job creation, and power economies across the west.” And some of the companies managing those projects are already under congressional scrutiny on suspicion that they’ve received favorable treatment by this administration.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2012 05:52 PM (6o4Fb)

167 Why does Brazil suck at the Olympics? They produce world class soccer players and UFC fighters. Brazil has a beach culture like the US and Australia. Where are all the swimmers? And Brazil has a lot of the West African diaspora. Where are all the sprinters? Brazil isn't a poor nation. It's solidly a medium income nation. With 200 million people. So it Mexico medium income, too, with 100M+ and they suck even more than Brazil does at the Olympics. India sucks the most, but they have massive malnutrition to blame.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2012 05:52 PM (R+6Q+)

168
Yeah, well, if it helps you feel better, that's a variant of a gambler's fallacy. People just remember it more strongly if something happens then.

You should not worry.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 09:50 PM (bxiXv)


Some thruth to what you say but "single digit midget fever" is real....so is transitional cognitive delay....

There is a mindset necessary to keep your wits focused on the area of operations with most efficiency.

He'll be fine in all likelihood and he will do his job and try not to lose his mind in the happiness he is expecting and keep his eye on the ball for you guys.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 05:52 PM (LRFds)

169 The letter to Ted: Heck I kinda liked it.

Short version: "Learn something useful and don't be a ivory tower putz"


Posted by: exsanguine at August 09, 2012 05:53 PM (ImBNi)

170 Jane D'oh prayers for little D'oh's safe return!

Posted by: Infidel at August 09, 2012 05:53 PM (LPlYk)

171

The company that built my house in 2002 used a lot of "Mexicans" as subcontractors.

 

Some of them did good work, some just OK.  The carpenters that roughed in the house were all Americans, and they made one really stupid mistake when they were laying the floor joists.

 

Just sayin'.  I don't hate the Mexicans for coming up North to work and make a better life for themselves.  What I hate is the open illegality of it all.  Everybody wants to kick this can all over the lot, but the illegality of it all and the conspiracy to break the law from both sides undermines the whole idea of the "Rule of Law".  And of course, working guys get it in the back - shivved in the ribs.  I think that's the plan, after all.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 05:53 PM (sJTmU)

172 I knee one of Ted's kids at school, seemed ok

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2012 05:54 PM (TjgR9)

173 18-1 Why aren't you doing political ads?
***
Heh - I'd be far too severely conservative for the "Republicans" in my area.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 05:54 PM (AUeaU)

174 That boulder that was off my chest for the first time in months, is back on my chest tonight.

This little rollercoaster ride sucks.  Want.Our.Son. out of the sandpit. 

I am so damned tired.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 05:55 PM (UOM48)

175 Jean, where did you knee him?

Not in the huevos, I hope.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 09, 2012 05:55 PM (aHR5E)

176 He's coming home Jane.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 09, 2012 05:56 PM (0Db2g)

177 163 I haven't ever heard or read several of those words ever being used. The OED is getting ridiculous. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 09:50 PM (r4wIV) You may need to get out more. I was only unfamiliar with three of those, and some of them are decades old. A lot, in fact.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 05:56 PM (bxiXv)

178 I love this horde for all your prayers and positive thoughts.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 05:56 PM (UOM48)

179 Dick Morris wrote that the MBM would do exactly what they are doing now with the polls, ridiculously oversample Dems to rig polls that would create the impression of "inevitability" of the SCOAMF's second coronation

If the SCOAMF was really polling like that, he wouldn't be throwing shit against the wall to see what would stick

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 05:57 PM (Y7XKa)

180 India sucks the most, but they have massive malnutrition to blame.
***
I wonder if Indian culture - which seems to put high value on learning useful skills is a bigger issue.

I know plenty of Indians - all of them are spend much more time working on their academic and business skills then athletics...including the athletes.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 05:57 PM (AUeaU)

181

Why does Brazil suck at the Olympics?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2012 09:52 PM (R+6Q+)

 

 

 

I have a theory.  Brazilian chicks are too busy figuring out how to be hot to waste time training 10 hours a day.  Brazilian dudes are surrounded by Brazilian chicks all day, and thus can't be bothered to waste 10 hours a day in training.

 

Priorities, people.  You have to ask yourself - does this thing I'm doing make me money, or make me happy?  If the answer is NO - then stop doing it.  What kind of reasonable, normal person dreams of burning up his life training for international games that pay shit and are meaningless and quickly forgotten.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2012 05:57 PM (jfeoD)

182 Praying for his safe return, Jane.

Posted by: Lauren at August 09, 2012 05:57 PM (wsGWu)

183 No more Brigadoon references?  What a day this has been, what a rare mood I'm in.  And from the way that I feel...

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 09, 2012 05:57 PM (0Db2g)

184 #165: Yep, those people are the new Kulaks.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 05:57 PM (3yCFy)

185 What the heck happened in the last few days to make over a hundred people check my blog in the last 24 hours to find out about Paige Wyatt's tits? Yes, they're fake. Move along. There are no pics.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 05:58 PM (r4wIV)

186 India sucks the most, but they have massive malnutrition to blame.


You forget, they also ritually bathe in the most polluted river in the world. And they wonder why they get bit by lethal snakes when they sleep on the floor with open doorways. I know that there are a lot of good people from India who try to become educated and are hard working, but their country is a shit hole.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 05:58 PM (ZOf1l)

187 Jane, we love you and your family right back!

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 05:58 PM (kXoT0)

188 Jane, praying for you guys. He'll be fine. And I owe that young man a drink if he's ever in NE Florida.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 09, 2012 05:59 PM (GEICT)

189 #187, they have a hopelessly corrupt government. It is hard to put together an Olympic team with a crooked bureaucracy which makes the Chinese blush.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 09, 2012 05:59 PM (KCvsd)

190 Ted looks more and more like Fire Marshall Bill with each passing year.

--

Lemme show ya somethin'!

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 09, 2012 06:00 PM (aHR5E)

191

I know plenty of Indians - all of them are spend much more time working on their academic and business skills then athletics...including the athletes.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 09:57 PM (AUeaU)

 

 

And yet, 3 of every 4 I've encountered in a work setting are useless idiots...  Hmmm...

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2012 06:00 PM (jfeoD)

192 Brigadoon isn't really in my top musicals but its fun enough. My mom got my niece the DVD for Christmas and the little twit basically said "FAIL!" to her face. Stupid girl, she's usually smarter than that but it probably seems impossibly old to her.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:00 PM (r4wIV)

193 I'm sorry Jane.  Wish I could take some of the anxiety away from you.  But I just know he will be okay.  He'll be home soon, you will be on here telling us he's home and we will ALL raise a glass!!

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 06:01 PM (UljOc)

194 "And yet, 3 of every 4 I've encountered in a work setting are useless idiots..."
Well, there are a billion of them. I've found that Indians are often surly for no apparent reason. Other than that they seem nice people, just real quiet.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:01 PM (r4wIV)

195

As far as political polls go, I am of the opinion that until one of those weaselly wascals calls me, none of them mean a thing.  I'm 55 years old, registered voter, vote regularly and never in my life have participated in a telephone opinion poll.  Statistically speaking, as many polls as they run, I should have been contacted at least once.  Of course, I'm at work 24-27 days a month, so I guess they only talk to unemployed welfare frauds.  I call B.S.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 09, 2012 06:01 PM (hgSh3)

196 Jean what school?  The kid's went to school in Chattanooga in high school - McCallie.  They were stuck up pricks..  I rode the bus to Atlanta with them when they were coming home for the weekend. 

I went to the "the good school" Baylor.. *sticks nose in the air*

Posted by: catman at August 09, 2012 06:02 PM (YKUmW)

197 And yet, 3 of every 4 I've encountered in a work setting are useless idiots... Hmmm...

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2012 10:00 PM (jfeoD)


So that leaves what, over 250M that are good?

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2012 06:02 PM (X6akg)

198 Maetenloch thanks for the info on the unsafe safes.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at August 09, 2012 06:02 PM (9HhTH)

199

Jane - It's going to be okay.  You have lots of prayers and friends and you have to think that or you will go crazy.  I know.  Have faith.  It's hard to get thru the frustration sometimes.

Posted by: Infidel at August 09, 2012 06:02 PM (LPlYk)

200 186 What the heck happened in the last few days to make over a hundred people check my blog in the last 24 hours to find out about Paige Wyatt's tits? Yes, they're fake. Move along. There are no pics. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 09:58 PM

I'm wondering why I got 58 Russian hits on a blog about cars and football, and 9 from Indonesia


Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 06:03 PM (Y7XKa)

201 "Statistically speaking, as many polls as they run, I should have been contacted at least once. Of course, I'm at work 24-27 days a month, so I guess they only talk to unemployed welfare frauds."
Register independent. I average one poll a day this time of year. And I refuse to answer a single one.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:03 PM (r4wIV)

202 I know that there are a lot of good people from India who try to become educated and are hard working, but their country is a shit hole.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 09:58 PM (ZOf1l)

 

 

What I find hilarious is that it would be way worse if they hadn't been colonized and shown what civilization is supposed to look like.  Too bad it never fully took root.

 

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2012 06:03 PM (jfeoD)

203 @107 I am sure I'm not the first to relate to you that your history prof was full of shit. Germans were the big-time classicists of the 19th century, and studied engineering only because they thought the English were so far ahead of them. Well, that and the government subsidies.

The French were the up-and-coming engineers of the 19th century. Heh.

Brunel and Corliss -- what did they translate, now?
Schliemann, Nietzsche -- where's the bridge?

I hope you didn't major in history under that benighted asshole.
To be a real man, you have to understand both classics and engineering. Funny, I've had quite a few Latinists agree with me on that, yet rarely an engineer.

Posted by: comatus at August 09, 2012 06:04 PM (qaVK+)

204 "I'm wondering why I got 58 Russian hits on a blog about cars and football, and 9 from Indonesia"
The fun part is looking up the middle eastern hits. They're almost always something really filthy that google somehow thinks relates to something I wrote in some wierd tangential way. You wrote an article about wool; here's a link to how to shag a sheep in Arabic!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:04 PM (r4wIV)

205 Of course, I'm at work 24-27 days a month, so I guess they only talk to unemployed welfare frauds. I call B.S. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 09, 2012 10:01 PM (hgSh3) "In this new Times/Spitbucket poll of Jerry Springer and Oprah viewers, we found..."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 06:04 PM (bxiXv)

206 Sam Adams, Don't forget the hordes of rats that run free in India. Things that make you go...ujnbbhhvnkj

Posted by: mpfs, at August 09, 2012 06:04 PM (Fy6L7)

207 Well, there are a billion of them. I've found that Indians are often surly for no apparent reason. Other than that they seem nice people, just real quiet. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 10:01 PM

Working in call centers or convenience stores would make Mr Rogers surly

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 06:05 PM (Y7XKa)

208 I have a vivid memory from my youth,8 years old and my Italian Grandma is on the phone with a pollster.She says,"I vote for Jimmy Carter",in her heavily accented English.My mom told me she was lying,she was voting for Reagan,indeed she and Grandpa were Republicans.She was however,in the garment workers union so maybe she thought she better answer the way she did.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2012 06:06 PM (6o4Fb)

209 Register independent. I average one poll a day this time of year. And I refuse to answer a single one.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 10:03 PM (r4wIV)

*************

Ah, but I am registered unaffiliated. Not once in 35 years of adulthood.

Go figure

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 09, 2012 06:06 PM (hgSh3)

210

For Jane, her husband and her son.

 

http://tinyurl.com/56r9me.

 

He's a man now. He's had a man sized adventure.  Respect and be proud of the man he's become now (and I'm sure you are).

 

I have sons too. I know how you feel.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 06:06 PM (sJTmU)

211 It was the positive romantic depiction of Scottish culture - as opposed to seeing them as drunken simpletons (which of course we are - I'm half Scot and half Basque) - which made Brigadoon popular.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 09, 2012 06:06 PM (0Db2g)

212 "In this new Times/Spitbucket poll of Jerry Springer and Oprah viewers, we found..."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 10:04 PM (bxiXv)

******************

Nice!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 09, 2012 06:07 PM (hgSh3)

213 The fun part is looking up the middle eastern hits. They're almost always something really filthy that google somehow thinks relates to something I wrote in some wierd tangential way. You wrote an article about wool; here's a link to how to shag a sheep in Arabic! Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 10:04 PM

I wrote a post about Aussie muscle cars and not one nibble from Down Under

Fookin' Pooftahs !!!

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 06:07 PM (Y7XKa)

214 Well, in light of D'oh Boy's new convoy news, I've taken one of my husband's Ambiens.

So if I'm in here later tonight posting nekkid pics of myself, I'm sure I can trust the moron horde to ignore them.  And in my defense, I'll have no memory of them.

Srsly, fuck Afghanistan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 06:07 PM (UOM48)

215 #165: Yep, those people are the new Kulaks.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 09:57 PM (3yCFy)



I believe in America and if they are too dumb to see that this movie we are stuck in has been seen before in many places with many different faces then we DESERVE what we as a people get.....

"Kulak"......

Yeah Boris look I know that the crop did not make it on the collective comrade but it is not Chairman Stalin's fault comrade....it is vasily over there the rich GODDAMNED PEASANT.....


//Commisar

I don't want to be any part of a retarded economic/social theory that requires me to cast as enemy of the day for my 5 minutes of hate a fellow person whose main sin is having a PERSONAL HOW OR PLOW.

Obamalynt Debt it is made of people.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:08 PM (LRFds)

216

>>I know that there are a lot of good people from India who try to become educated and are hard working, but their country is a shit hole.

 

They still have The Plague there.

The Plague!

Posted by: Pinter's Dad at August 09, 2012 06:09 PM (d1OJq)

217 #209: Oh, would it, now? Here's a little something for you, my neighbor... http://preview.tinyurl.com/cervv8m

Posted by: Zombie Mr. Rogers at August 09, 2012 06:09 PM (3yCFy)

218 Funny thing about my tiny(4'11) Italian Grandma,she was born in Milwaukee Wisconsin and had a sister born in Omaha,Nebraska.Her dad was here building railroads.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2012 06:09 PM (6o4Fb)

219 #216, posting while asleep is a problem? Ace can't even post when awake half the time anymore!

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 09, 2012 06:09 PM (KCvsd)

220 Oh yes... thank God for ambien.  Got me thru many a rough night.  No nekkid pics though (that I know of).

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 06:09 PM (UljOc)

221 Fuck Obama and the wookie he rode in on! Just sayin', yaknow? Evenin', all.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque at August 09, 2012 06:10 PM (eQnzo)

222

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at August 09, 2012 09:50 PM (QTHTd)

 

Ted is classic Southern Gothic.  Being an Atlanta native, I have a certain respect for him.  I think Kris Kristofferson's lyrics in "He's a Pilgrim" fit Ted pretty well:

 

"He's a walking contradiction, Partly truth and partly fiction, Taking every wrong  direction on his lonely way back home..."

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 09, 2012 06:10 PM (QjSgY)

223 Srsly, fuck Afghanistan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 10:07 PM (UOM4

---------------------

 

 

And all those who inhabit it.  That should have been our policy from the start.  Liberal application of nerve gas would have made this entire mess unnecessary.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2012 06:10 PM (jfeoD)

224 Ambien - shit had me sleep-eating.  Not fuckin with ya.  Sleep-eating!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 06:11 PM (GRvW4)

225 Srsly, fuck Afghanistan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 10:07 PM (UOM4


'ghani has been fucked....

the problem is Jugears ain't strong willed enough to shit or get off the pot so he half asses it.....

He has lost in 4 years as many as Bush lost in 6......

"good job"


I notice that the newsies lost all their milestones made by GRIM corporation.....just like 'gitmo sorta wound up being well "sorta important" and the drones....well thanks Chimpy said Barry....

They told me if I voted for John McCain I'd be electing a feckless wishy washy messianic ideologue who would keep us at war and violate the Constitution at will......

and they were RIGHT

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:11 PM (LRFds)

226 ...So if I'm in here later tonight posting nekkid pics of myself, I'm sure I can trust the moron horde to ignore them. And in my defense, I'll have no memory of them. Srsly, fuck Afghanistan. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 10:07 PM (UOM4 well the morons will prob peek at the possible pics, but are civisilized enough not to mention them oh, almost forgot! fuck A-stan!

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 09, 2012 06:11 PM (xvh1d)

227 216 Well, in light of D'oh Boy's new convoy news, I've taken one of my husband's Ambiens. So if I'm in here later tonight posting nekkid pics of myself, I'm sure I can trust the moron horde to ignore them. And in my defense, I'll have no memory of them. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 10:07 PM (UOM4 You know, all you have to do now is set up a paypal account called "Ambien Donations" and link it here.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 06:11 PM (bxiXv)

228 218 That Seinfeld would have caused an uproar if it was about any place but India.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2012 06:12 PM (6o4Fb)

229 Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 10:09 PM (UljOc)


In my lurking today, I obviously missed something important along the lines of scarred for life. I do know that he let loose his inner homo, but what else did he do that scarred you.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 06:12 PM (ZOf1l)

230 216 Well, in light of D'oh Boy's new convoy news, I've taken one of my husband's Ambiens. So if I'm in here later tonight posting nekkid pics of myself, I'm sure I can trust the moron horde to ignore them. And in my defense, I'll have no memory of them. Srsly, fuck Afghanistan. I'm not even sure how to feel about this. How I'd normally respond feels wrong. The Horde has your back Jane. Sleep well.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 09, 2012 06:12 PM (GEICT)

231

Just remember that most of the sub-continent Indians you have probably meant were Brahmins, the upper caste in society.  They are used to being upper class and expect everyone to do their bidding.  We had one old Indian PhD working for my old company and he would order people around to throw power switches on equipment on and off for him.

And then he got fired.  Huh?  (he called the president of the company an idiot and bum rushed him out of his office one afternoon)

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 06:12 PM (sJTmU)

232 You wrote an article about wool; here's a link to how to shag a sheep in Arabic!

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I thought those folks preferred goats.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 09, 2012 06:13 PM (aHR5E)

233 Jane,the pictures will be safe on my hard drive,I promise.My prayers for your son's safe return.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2012 06:13 PM (6o4Fb)

234 Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 10:12 PM (ZOf1l)

Ace and Allahpundit
Sittin in a tree

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 06:13 PM (GRvW4)

235 Ted is kind of a domineering prick, one of those guys who lectures everything on everything and has this attitude of restrained tolerance if you try to have any input whatsoever on the topic. Then he goes on with his lecture like you never said anything. I've seen stuff on him over and over and he's always the same colossal prick.
Mind you I think a lot of really rich, powerful people are like that. I have wealth and power, peasant. What do you have?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:13 PM (r4wIV)

236 I would have liked to see RG3 play some more ball tonight. The game was boring as hell. 7-6 Redskins win. Yaaaaaaaawnnnnnnn

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 09, 2012 06:14 PM (jucos)

237 Thanks Burch . . . don't know why my allergies kicked in?

Posted by: Infidel at August 09, 2012 06:14 PM (LPlYk)

238 #231, something about restoring repressed memories of that time he spent with Harry Reid as a child?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 09, 2012 06:14 PM (KCvsd)

239 "I thought those folks preferred goats."
Well if all you eat is hamburgers at home, a hot dog starts looking exotic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:14 PM (r4wIV)

240 Register independent. I average one poll a day this time of year. And I refuse to answer a single one.

I won't answer the phone anymore unless its after 9pm.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 06:15 PM (3Thg4)

241 In my lurking today, I obviously missed something important along the lines of scarred for life. I do know that he let loose his inner homo, but what else did he do that scarred you.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 10:12 PM (ZOf1l)


He posted links of really pretty girls that got the 'Rons all het up.  The 'Ettes demanded equal time with male pulchritude on display.  He posted pics of the gaggiest slobby guys complete with man-boobs.

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 06:15 PM (kXoT0)

242
Ace and Allahpundit
Sittin in a tree

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 10:13 PM (GRvW4)



hey now Ace is NOT a homo he was using astral empathetic projection to reverse engineer what a homo might think.....

the sacrifices he makes for us make me want to buy some Purina Ewok Chow for him....

and AP doesn't need Ace for love so long as there are mirrors around.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:15 PM (LRFds)

243 238 1st preseason game he wasn't going to play much.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2012 06:15 PM (6o4Fb)

244 If I take Ambien and have had anything to drink, I lose an hour or two before I finally go to sleep. Even back in my youth when I would black out on drinking binges I would half remember shit. Not on Ambien. You know a prescription drug works when a majority of people are afraid of it, yet use it anyway.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 06:16 PM (ZOf1l)

245 Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 10:15 PM (LRFds)

And his fuckin cats!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 06:16 PM (GRvW4)

246 " He posted pics of the gaggiest slobby guys complete with man-boobs."
You left off the back hair.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:16 PM (r4wIV)

247 'ghani has been fucked....the problem is

It's obvious what the problem is; the problem is... it's Afghanistan. The whole region between Herat and Kabul has had nothing to offer the world, ever; it's been "the shithole you have to cross between Herat and Kabul" ever since Alexander the Great, until recently, when both Herat and Kabul became shitholes too.

Okay, Afghanistan has precious metals - which we're keeping safe for the Chinese to exploit. So, there's that. I'm actually rather looking forward to seeing how the Chinese handle the Taliban. I'm guessing "effectively".

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at August 09, 2012 06:16 PM (QTHTd)

248 What do you have?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 10:13 PM (r4wIV)




Intellectual honesty, integrity, a willingness to accept new data after reasoned analysis, and a dick that doesn't fart dust....

Ted has the company I have a future in 25 years statistically.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:16 PM (LRFds)

249 " He posted pics of the gaggiest slobby guys complete with man-boobs."

You left off the back hair.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 10:16 PM (r4wIV)


They had hair everywhere!  I was trying to forget. 

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 06:17 PM (kXoT0)

250 I took Ambien for awhile.Fortunately my drunk posting online wasn't so bad.I also tended to send mushly love emails to women I was dating.Mostly they found them humorous.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2012 06:17 PM (6o4Fb)

251 Some boots for AtC. None of the guys will like this though. http://preview.tinyurl.com/9feekho

Posted by: Boomer Redneque at August 09, 2012 06:17 PM (eQnzo)

252 Samual Adams.. he did a post of some hot chick with nice boobies with a cake.. so I said, "hey what about us 'ettes?  And then he said "oh, ok, sure here ya go and it was a seriously disgusting man (I use the term loosely).  Of course I clicked on the link and there was not enough eye bleach in the world... so then he posts another link, but I didn't fall for it.. first time was enough.  I am scarred I tell ya!

Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 06:17 PM (UljOc)

253 Okay, Afghanistan has precious metals - which we're keeping safe for the Chinese to exploit. So, there's that. I'm actually rather looking forward to seeing how the Chinese handle the Taliban. I'm guessing "effectively".

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at August 09, 2012 10:16 PM (QTHTd)


Feh, they will do no better than the Russians did. 

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 06:18 PM (kXoT0)

254 I don't understand pre-season football. I would think that the players would get a lot more out of full contact inter squad play and drills. It does kind of get me psyched for the regular season. I can't wait.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 09, 2012 06:18 PM (jucos)

255 One time I drank a 375 ml bottle of Absolut while on Ambien though.Mixed it with Koollaid and water.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2012 06:18 PM (6o4Fb)

256 #244, The Ewok suit, empty value-rite bottles, and sticky Marco Rubio posters raise some questions.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 09, 2012 06:18 PM (KCvsd)

257 Posted by: Boomer Redneque at August 09, 2012 10:17 PM (eQnzo)

You motherfucker!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 06:18 PM (GRvW4)

258 hey Merovign, I checked out that AR in .300WinMag you posted a link to recently That is bad ass

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 09, 2012 06:18 PM (xvh1d)

259 226 Ambien - shit had me sleep-eating. Not fuckin with ya. Sleep-eating! Me too! I gained like 10 lbs. I was bitching about it to my wife, how I didn't get why I was gaining weight. "it's prob all those middle of the night snacks." "Uhhh, what?" "Yeah, I came into the kitchen this morning and there 2 empty snack wrappers on the counter next to 3 dt mtn dews, each with like one swig outa them."

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 09, 2012 06:18 PM (GEICT)

260

#148

His words not mine...I've got nothing against the classics as I have a liberal arts education myself.  I merely point out that science and engineering are the foundation of modern warfare and manufacturing.  The stuff of which Superpowers are made...The british, as well, are well represented.  It took a Rolls Royce engine to make the P-51 Mustang the best fighter to fly in WWII.  And of course, Frank Whittle designed and built one of the first jet engines if not "the" first.  Didn't the Russians steal the plans to make the Mig 15? 

Posted by: Brian "Scoop" Ross at August 09, 2012 06:18 PM (cBYCG)

261 Well, the Ambien is beginning to hit.  Having trouble with the keys.  And spellin.

Bless all you morons and 'ettes. 

and that is allll

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 06:18 PM (UOM48)

262

He posted pics of the gaggiest slobby guys complete with man-boobs.

 
Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 10:15 PM (kXoT0)

 


It's called "managing expectations."  Smart thinking.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2012 06:18 PM (jfeoD)

263 I've known a lot of American small business people who work their asses off, 16-18 hour days, seven days a week.



That's the only way to be successful at running a business.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (/izg2)

264 256 Easy to understand,the owners force season ticket holders to buy tickets to the preseason games.$$

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (6o4Fb)

265 The Chinese have had some problems with some African operations (managers being murdered by workers and such), and weren't terribly forceful about tamping it down. 

Their military force projection capability is still somewhat limited.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (3Thg4)

266   I can attest that the article "How to play in someone else's band" is spot on for small teams of military guys on the road, especially in foreign countries (I was a foreign aviation advisor in AFSOC for six years, with lots of trips all over the globe).  Just substitute 'team leader' or 'team sergeant' for 'band leader' or 'head dude' and it works like a charm.  A few things he could have harped on even more, in my humble opinion:

--  Never be late.  For anything.  Meeting in the lobby, at the airport, whatever.  Don't be late and hold up the team.  Especially when traveling overseas, it can get really stupid if you get behind schedule.  Hell, it was usually stupid even with everyone on schedule.

--  Bring enough extra whatever-it-is-you-absolutely-can't-do-without so that you're not bugging to constantly share their shit with you.  On the flip side, be as helpful as possible when sharing your stuff if someone has some bad luck.  This especially applies to booze, smokes/dip/chew, meds and any good spank material

-- Don't be a Drama Queen.  Don't bitch about weird tasting food, shitty weather or travel delays.  Same thing goes for any personal drama involving your crazy wife and your bratty kids.  To quote Donald Sutherland, "Enough with the negative waves, Moriarty".  Suck it up and be a man about it.  Believe me, it can always get worse (and usually will if you complain out loud and tempt the Fates). 

      And always be prepared for The Blowout.  On every trip I went on, there would always be at least one big verbal blowout where everyone got on everyone else's last nerve and just had it out.  No fisticuffs, but damn near, on a couple of occasions.  Then everyone apologizes and gets along great after the catharsis of getting it all out.  Happened everytime, usually just past the half-way point.

    Anyone got any good roadtrip stories?  Most of mine usually involve things like people getting bitten by temple monkeys, almost shooting their toes off with old Soviet firearms or getting explosive diarrhea on small aircraft, probably not everyone's cup o' tea....

Posted by: Pave Low John at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (10rMJ)

267 #255, unlike the Russians the Chinese won't run out of cannon fodder before the Afghans run out of military age males.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (KCvsd)

268 #254: Poor Wheatie... she still fell for it the third time Ace baited the ladies. I hope she's okay. Has anyone seen her?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 06:19 PM (3yCFy)

269 Sleep well, Jane.  Y'all are in my prayers.

Posted by: no good deed at August 09, 2012 06:20 PM (mjR67)

270 If you guys ever meet D'oh boy, please feel free to shake his hand, and gut-punch him (gently) for scaring his mom and dad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 06:20 PM (UOM48)

271
Feh, they will do no better than the Russians did.

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 10:18 PM (kXoT0)



Yeah really?


My grandpa predicted "Hongcouver" back in 83 ie the Hong Kong land rush in BC....

he used to kiss me on the forehead when putting me to sleep when I was 3-5 years old and say, "1 billion Chinese are seldom ever wrong"

If the Chinese decide to apply proper motion to task they can happily depopulate 'ghani in a year or so.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:21 PM (LRFds)

272 261 No,the British gave them a RR Nene turbojet.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2012 06:21 PM (6o4Fb)

273 Kelly's Heros - one of my fav movies.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 06:21 PM (3Thg4)

274 Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 09, 2012 10:18 PM (GEICT)

Dude.  Had a beautiful leftover ribeye and some jalopeno Ranch beans in the fridge.  Woke up hungry and went to grab it.

Fucker had disappeared.  Vanished.  Dirty plate in the sink.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 06:21 PM (GRvW4)

275 i am passing a kidney stone, so if I go off, excuse me

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2012 06:22 PM (WkuV6)

276 The way we handled the Taliban worked great, we kicked their asses so totally and so fast they fled for the nearby countries and hid in caves. The problem is we just stopped then, jumped in fire bases, and piled up hundreds of rules how you couldn't fight back and got the same results as last time that crap was pulled: Vietnam.
" I merely point out that science and engineering are the foundation of modern warfare and manufacturing. The stuff of which Superpowers are made"
But without the classics the superpower cannot endure or build its self to begin with. You have to have both, working in harmony. The US is trying to get rid of both then complaining that not enough girls are engineers.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:22 PM (r4wIV)

277 Posted by: jewells45 is scarred for life because of ace at August 09, 2012 10:17 PM (UljOc)


Oh yeah, fat dude with the hot chick and birthday cake. Didn't have time to read the whole thing. Looked funny as hell, but I had to take a test so was studying.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 06:22 PM (ZOf1l)

278 Their military force projection capability is still somewhat limited.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 10:19 PM (3Thg4)



PA their logistical tail would be immensely shorter and more allied with their force disposition.....

The main ingredient you are addressing would be applied will.....

it would take a lot to get China in 'ghani and if China goes they will go for business.....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:22 PM (LRFds)

279 I actually think if they tell the guys in the Chinese Army that they only way they will get a wife is to kill all the Afghan males and they get the women/girls that are left, it will take them a week tops.  Never underestimate the power of booty when you have never had any, will never have any, and all that stands between you and booty are a bunch of funny looking guys who beat/kill/maim said booty providers.

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 06:23 PM (kXoT0)

280 "Kelly's Heros - one of my fav movies."
None of them negative waves.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:23 PM (r4wIV)

281

India had been a divided kingdom of many principalities, until the Muslims conqured it (The Moghul Empire).  It took many years, but the Hindus finally shook off the Moghuls (as the Muslims fell into infighting and corruption), but the country was poorer and still divided.

 

And that's when the British arrived.  As onerous as it was for the Indians to be ruled by the British and be part of the empire, the British at least taught them some skills in self -government, started to build the country back up again after the ruin of the Moghuls and left behind the thing that the British left in all their colonies, British common law.  Which is a lot better than most other legal systems in the world.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...Free Miss Marple! at August 09, 2012 06:24 PM (sJTmU)

282 That is bad ass Posted by: Jake in ID at August 09, 2012 10:18 PM (xvh1d) Did you check the price on the Titanium-alloy .308?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 06:24 PM (bxiXv)

283 I do not give a flying fuck if things cost more and whatever other disruption comes from tossing illegals out. ITS. NOT. GOING. TO. COST. MORE. Between the direct costs of welfare, food stamps, refundable tax credits and indirect costs like hospitals, jails, uninsured drivers...it's going to be a huge net decrease in costs.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 06:24 PM (/Us8s)

284 282 Another weird movie from the post Vietnam 70's.Man,that was a fucked up decade I was born in.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2012 06:24 PM (6o4Fb)

285 BlueFalcon- there's also the point that when the Russians were there, the Americans sent help to the Afghans.

Now? Not likely.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at August 09, 2012 06:24 PM (QTHTd)

286 Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 10:21 PM (GRvW4) I've actually heard of ppl fixing full meals, sitting down and eating them. No memory.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 09, 2012 06:24 PM (GEICT)

287 Didn't the Russians steal the plans to make the Mig 15?

Posted by: Brian "Scoop" Ross at August 09, 2012 10:18 PM (cBYCG)

------------------

 

The f-ing Russians stole every bit of tech they ever had.  Or had it handed to them by American leftists.  They're a pestilence.  Too bad the Germans didn't take out more of them before they lost the war.

 

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2012 06:24 PM (jfeoD)

288

Those 800 lb gun safes may prevent a kid from getting at the guns but if the guns are that locked up, how do they protect you in a home invasion. I remember being about that kid's age in the video and knowing that the hand gun on the bedside table was loaded and that if I touched it, I would go away and never come back or my mommy or daddy would go away and  never come back. I had absolutely no temptation to touch that gun. Not every kid is that compliant, I know, but I think the most dangerous thing a parent can do is try to make their kids think a gun is "safe" either because it is "locked up" or worse "not loaded." Let your kids see you handling, shooting and caring for your guns and teach them the same, age appropriately, of course.  Make certain they know to always treat every gun as if it is loaded, no matter what anyone says.

Posted by: Terentia at August 09, 2012 06:25 PM (Z2s5P)

289 270 #254: Poor Wheatie... she still fell for it the third time Ace baited the ladies. I hope she's okay. Has anyone seen her?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 10:19 PM (3yCFy)


Was it Wheatie or willow?

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2012 06:25 PM (X6akg)

290 i am passing a kidney stone, so if I go off, excuse me

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2012 10:22 PM (WkuV6)


Take a hot shower, it always worked for me. Kidney stones suck.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 06:25 PM (ZOf1l)

291 I don't understand pre-season football. I would think that the players would get a lot more out of full contact inter squad play and drills. It does kind of get me psyched for the regular season. I can't wait.



More full contact = more injuries, especially with rookies trying to make the squad.  We have a very small roster and it sucks when guys get hurt in practice.  It's a fine line to walk between getting them ready to hit versus getting people hurt.  But that's just my humble opinion.  I can't wait for the regular season either!!!  Game fkn ON!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2012 06:25 PM (/izg2)

292 257, Flowmaxx and beer for me right now

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2012 06:26 PM (WkuV6)

293

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 10:24 PM (/Us8s)

 

This. 

How do you deport 30 million illegals?

One at a  time.

Posted by: Pinter's Dad at August 09, 2012 06:27 PM (d1OJq)

294 if China goes they will go for business...

They're all over Africa right now for business.  The US has completely ceded the dark continent.

Historically (until very recently), naval forces have always been agents of economic expansion and protection.  China will have to have some projection capability to protect their economic interests in Africa once they start becoming substantial.  The place is just too squirrely to trust the locals to keep a lid on shit.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 06:27 PM (3Thg4)

295 #291: Oh, I think it was Willow... Sorry about that.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 06:27 PM (3yCFy)

296 If tomorrow all illegals vanished from America... Well, at first some costs would go up: food, mostly. Farmers and restaurants HEAVILY rely on illegal labor. Getting your yard done will cost more than a case of beer. Construction will cost somewhat more.
At the same time, the cost to society would drop significantly; but those costs wouldn't be passed on for a wile (hospitals, jails, etc) and might not ever. Government not spending as much would mean they had more money to play with. Its not like they'd give any back except to their buddies.
Still, its a net benefit.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:28 PM (r4wIV)

297 I remember being about that kid's age in the video and knowing that the hand gun on the bedside table was loaded and that if I touched it, I would go away and never come back or my mommy or daddy would go away and never come back.  Posted by: Terentia at August 09, 2012 10:25 PM (Z2s5P)

That is true.  My Dad kept loaded guns all over the house and we KNEW to never touch them.  My gun safe was my late husband's for his collection.  I keep a Colt .38 Diamondback "out" for protection.

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 06:28 PM (kXoT0)

298

>>Take a hot shower, it always worked for me. Kidney stones suck.

 

Hop in the pool.

Works every time.

Posted by: Ryan Lochte at August 09, 2012 06:28 PM (d1OJq)

299 Anyone got any good roadtrip stories? Posted by: Pave Low John at August 09, 2012 10:19 PM (10rMJ) always bring enough buttwipe, never allow it to get wet.

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 09, 2012 06:29 PM (xvh1d)

300 Jane D'oh I look forward to meeting your son.  And I would NOT gut-punch him 'cause the recoil would probably be very painful!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2012 06:29 PM (/izg2)

301 256 I don't understand pre-season football. I would think that the players would get a lot more out of full contact inter squad play and drills. It does kind of get me psyched for the regular season. I can't wait. Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 09, 2012 10:18 PM

You need to see the 2nd and 3rd teamers in game situations. Plenty of duds look fantastic in practice

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 06:29 PM (Y7XKa)

302 285 I do not give a flying fuck if things cost more and whatever other disruption comes from tossing illegals out. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 10:24 PM (/Us8s) Word. but if the guns are that locked up, how do they protect you in a home invasion. Posted by: Terentia at August 09, 2012 10:25 PM (Z2s5P) Don't lock *all* of them up. You should be carrying one. It's inconvenient, but so is dying.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 06:29 PM (bxiXv)

303 257, Flowmaxx and beer for me right now

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2012 10:26 PM (WkuV6)

During the day, do lemonade with extra lemon.  The citric acid helps.  I know from passing a stone....

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 06:29 PM (kXoT0)

304 Put on a tiara and you can draw for a royal flush, Jean.  With painkillers or without?  I'm a wuss.  I always opt for the pharmaceuticals.

Posted by: no good deed at August 09, 2012 06:29 PM (mjR67)

305 More full contact = more injuries, especially with rookies trying to make the squad. We have a very small roster and it sucks when guys get hurt in practice. It's a fine line to walk between getting them ready to hit versus getting people hurt. But that's just my humble opinion. I can't wait for the regular season either!!! Game fkn ON!!! Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2012 10:25 PM (/izg2) ------------------------------------------------ I can see that. Players get hurt in pre-season too. Redskins or Panthers? Redskins still have a fair fan base in the Carolinas no?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 09, 2012 06:29 PM (jucos)

306 300, hot shower worked earlier, heating pad now

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2012 06:30 PM (WkuV6)

307 I think I posted good-night.

Prayers once again for the kid training convoy newbies.

Sleep is coming.  Hopefully, a bit of peace for my boy.

Ahhh.  And heeeeere comes Ambien.......night all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 06:30 PM (UOM48)

308 #295: You can also greatly reduce the number that actually have to be deported by simply enforcing labor laws. Many illegals will simply go home if they can't find work.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 06:30 PM (3yCFy)

309

They're all over Africa right now for business. The US has completely ceded the dark continent.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 10:27 PM (3Thg4)


Meh.  They can have it.  The place is increasingly populated by muz and commies - the worst two forms of life in the universe.  We're too weak and spineless to deal with those trash appropriately - maybe the Chinks will do us a favor and arrange some depopulation.

 

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2012 06:30 PM (jfeoD)

310 This is what separates men from women. If a woman is tricked into seeing a hideous man nearly naked she shrieks in terror and cuddles with a copy of a romance novel to make the bad man go away.
Any given man upon being forced to see a really hideous woman naked goes "ewww.... but you know, if I was really drunk..."
We're the ones that keep the species going!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:30 PM (r4wIV)

311 More full contact = more injuries, especially with rookies trying to make the squad. We have a very small roster and it sucks when guys get hurt in practice. It's a fine line to walk between getting them ready to hit versus getting people hurt. But that's just my humble opinion. I can't wait for the regular season either!!! Game fkn ON!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2012 10:25 PM (/izg2)

 

The true bullshit of preseason is that the tickets cost the same as a regular season game.  Goodell attempted to use that in his "People want more football so we'll go to 18 regular games and two preseason games  because they hate preseason.  Oh but we're totally concerned for player safety" bull shit.

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2012 06:31 PM (GULKT)

312 Purple Avenger: I got lulz in 2007 when that Zambian candidate said, I'm paraphrasing: fuck the Chinese, we want our British overlords back; sure, they took our natural resources, but they built schools and roads and taught us the English language and got us into the world economy. "At least Western capitalism has a human face; the Chinese are only out to exploit us."

Who was this kook? Michael Sata. The guy who won.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at August 09, 2012 06:31 PM (QTHTd)

313 306, no good stuff for me, i just yell at kids when it hurts too much

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2012 06:31 PM (WkuV6)

314 How do you deport 30 million illegals?One at a time. Posted by: Pinter's Dad at August 09, 2012 10:27 PM (d1OJq you don't. Just make it uncomfortable enough to be here, and cut off all social services and they will self deport

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 09, 2012 06:31 PM (xvh1d)

315

[]Anyone got any good roadtrip stories?

 

Yes.

Posted by: Clark Griswold at August 09, 2012 06:31 PM (d1OJq)

316 Terentia, this is why I encourage people with kids to look at pistols with magazine safeties.  You can have one in the chamber, cocked, thumb safety off and it still won't fire until a mag is inserted.

Keep mag in your pocket, and the thing could lay out on a coffee table in the open and the kids won't get in trouble with it.

The Browning Hi-Power 9mm is one such gun with a mag safety.  The Smith 3913 is another.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 06:31 PM (3Thg4)

317 China is trying to be the big guys on the block but... aside from a surplus of manpower they don't have much going for them. Their history of expansion and empire building hasn't gone real well despite a VASTLY overstated sense of self importance.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:32 PM (r4wIV)

318 Jean  -  Beer then water, beer then water - oxycodone - beer then water...

Preety soon you can pass a cubic zirconia and not care!

Posted by: catman at August 09, 2012 06:32 PM (YKUmW)

319

Posted by: Pave Low John

Good advice. Based on your handle, I have some idea of what you did.

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2012 06:32 PM (4pSIn)

320 Any given man upon being forced to see a really hideous woman naked goes "ewww.... but you know, if I was really drunk..."

We're the ones that keep the species going!  Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 10:30 PM (r4wIV)

Please have at it.  You know you really want those of us who are smart, sassy, sexy, and succulent. 

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 06:32 PM (kXoT0)

321 ambien take me awaaaaaay, and please let me wake up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2012 06:33 PM (UOM48)

322 My dad had a pearl handled service 1911 from his medic days in the Air Force right after the Korean war. He sold it because he was worried about a kid getting it and something going wrong.
Now as much as I'd love to have that pistol right now, I'm glad he did because we had a brother that would have found it, would have used it, and something terrible would have happened. All the gun training and warnings in the world don't work with some kids, and how will you know in advance?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:34 PM (r4wIV)

323 Indian immigrants to the US are a tiny % of the educated, well-nourished elite. Can't really judge by them. Back in India they have worse malnutrition than most of sub-saharan Africa. So whatever the Indians are spending their time learning it's not how to make sure their children don't have permanently lower IQs due to childhood malnourishment. Kenya and Ethiopia do better at the Olympics than India. Which reminds me -- why do all the African countries that have had famines in recent memory - like Ethiopia and Somalia -- have booming, uncontrolled population growth? What kind of famine causes the population to double and triple? Now North Korea. There's famine. When you have fewer people after the famine than before, that counts as a famine. I'm thinking in a real famine the women stop having 8 kids each.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2012 06:34 PM (R+6Q+)

324 You know you really want those of us who are smart, sassy, sexy, and succulent. Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 10:32 PM (kXoT0) ... ... What were we talking about?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 06:34 PM (bxiXv)

325

steevy at August 09, 2012 10:06 PM

 

My Mother refuses to answer the polls.  She grew up on the MN Iron Range, where Steelworker Union DFL hacks ran rampant. 

Posted by: rd at August 09, 2012 06:34 PM (9sUlj)

326 Of course, my dad's method:  "Touch that gun and I'll fuckin shoot you with it!"  worked when I was old enough to understand him, and the ramifications.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 06:34 PM (GRvW4)

327

How do you deport 30 million illegals?One at a time

With a trebuchet.

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2012 06:35 PM (4pSIn)

328 I'm thinking in a real famine the women stop having 8 kids each.

See under, "Crimethink"

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at August 09, 2012 06:36 PM (QTHTd)

329 What were we talking about?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 10:34 PM (bxiXv)


Alliteration, duh!

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 06:36 PM (kXoT0)

330 Which reminds me -- why do all the African countries that have had famines in recent memory - like Ethiopia and Somalia -- have booming, uncontrolled population growth?


Duh, their Government doesn't pay for their rubbers.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck-Slut at August 09, 2012 06:36 PM (ZOf1l)

331

We're the ones that keep the species going!
 
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 10:30 PM (r4wIV)

 


Given the ongoing popularity of Barak Obama among a significant plurality of Americans, I'm thinking maybe "keeping the species going" isn't doing anyone any favors.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2012 06:36 PM (jfeoD)

332 I'm thinking in a real famine the women stop having 8 kids each. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2012 10:34 PM (R+6Q+) No, they still have just as many kids, but in a Real Famine® only 1 or 2 survive.

Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at August 09, 2012 06:36 PM (wWVtJ)

333 Meh. They can have it

The problem with ignoring Africa, is it forces you to deal with the Russians.  There's a lot of "strategic" industrial mineral resource in Africa that's only available otherwise from the Russians.  Chromium is one example.  Industry comes to a grinding halt when shafts, sliding surfaces, etc can't be chrome plated for hardness/wear resistance.

New ceramics might change that in the distant future, but for now, we're a slave to chromium availability.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 06:36 PM (3Thg4)

334 They still have The Plague there. The Plague! Posted by: Pinter's Dad Um, yeah. So do we. Confirmed case in downtown Los Angeles in last 12 months (don't remember exactly when). And when I say downtown LA, I mean contracted there.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 06:36 PM (/Us8s)

335 "So whatever the Indians are spending their time learning it's not how to make sure their children don't have permanently lower IQs due to childhood malnourishment. "
Despite the best efforts of the English, the caste system is still alive and well in India. And the Hindu religion doesn't help much with social mobility or achievement, either. It basically teaches - as I understand it - that you are where you are supposed to be on the wheel of karma and its a sin to try to be something else. Live your life properly and you'll move up in the next, but don't try to go above yourself in this one.
That's not real prescriptive for a growing civilization, its stagnating.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:37 PM (r4wIV)

336 Any given man upon being forced to see a really hideous woman naked goes "ewww.... but you know, if I was really drunk..." "Once you see one woman naked...well...you wanna see them all."

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 09, 2012 06:37 PM (GEICT)

337 Y'know Sven, it's kind of dickish to have a clinical discussion of the technical chances of surviving a heart attack next to a guy who is pacing back and forth sweating weather his wife will survive the bypass surgery. Just sayin' Prayer amp cranked to 11 Jane, he'll be fine.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 09, 2012 06:37 PM (niboB)

338 #325: Yep. When a woman's body fat drops below a certain percentage of her weight, she stops menstruating.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 06:37 PM (3yCFy)

339 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 09, 2012 06:37 PM (JMmQ9)

340 Just make it uncomfortable enough to be here, and cut off all social services and they will self deport go the fuck home where they belong. Posted by: Jake in ID at August 09, 2012 10:31 PM

Fixed, if all the stuff works right.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at August 09, 2012 06:37 PM (bAGA/)

341 eastvalleyphx- my granddad told his kids something like, "we keep it unloaded, but the Devil loads it".

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at August 09, 2012 06:38 PM (QTHTd)

342 "why do all the African countries that have had famines in recent memory - like Ethiopia and Somalia -- have booming, uncontrolled population growth? "
Well lets imagine a scenario. You have no job. You have no entertainment. You have no food. You have no prospects. You have no hope. All you have is 1 or more wives and a lot of free time.
What do YOU think you'd be doing?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:38 PM (r4wIV)

343 "Once you see one woman naked...well...you wanna see them all."


Yup.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 06:38 PM (ZOf1l)

344 happy anniversary, jewells

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 09, 2012 06:38 PM (JMmQ9)

345

With a trebuchet.

 

Until we get the moat filled with alligators.  Then they can swin for it.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2012 06:38 PM (d1OJq)

346
Meh. They can have it. The place is increasingly populated by muz and commies - the worst two forms of life in the universe. We're too weak and spineless to deal with those trash appropriately - maybe the Chinks will do us a favor and arrange some depopulation.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2012 10:30 PM (jfeoD)



New definition of irony.....

Obama takes America kills capitalism, US capitalists cut a deal with China to take a corner of Africa and crush Islam and Communism.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:38 PM (LRFds)

347 Maxine, boy have you ever changed....

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 09, 2012 06:39 PM (xvh1d)

348 I can see that. Players get hurt in pre-season too. Redskins or Panthers? Redskins still have a fair fan base in the Carolinas no?



Goodell sucks.  Just sayin'.

And going to 18 game regular season will only work if they add another bye week for everyone to recover.

I'm a Redskin's fan going back to the Hogs and Fun Bunch; lived here when Carolina got their franchise but I grew up in Alexandria just a couple miles from Theisman's restaurant and have no strong opinions about the Panthers either way.  Except that my friend's friend is now their DC.  Whatever.  Would appreciate his donation to our program but that's about it lol.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2012 06:39 PM (/izg2)

349 My wig is too damn tight.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at August 09, 2012 06:39 PM (bAGA/)

350 Dude, chinks? Seriously?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:40 PM (r4wIV)

351 "Once you see one woman naked...well...you wanna see them all." Ready and willing!

Posted by: Helen Thomas at August 09, 2012 06:40 PM (c1WVm)

352 Sock begone!

Posted by: huerfano at August 09, 2012 06:40 PM (bAGA/)

353 What the heck does it mean to "poke" someone on Facebook? Is that supposed to be flirting or just because you're bored? Is it just to get attention?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:41 PM (r4wIV)

354

>>>chinks? Seriously?

 

Asian American, Dude.  Please.

Posted by: Walter Sobchek at August 09, 2012 06:41 PM (d1OJq)

355 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 10:41 PM (r4wIV)

Meant something a whole lot different when I was a lad.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 06:42 PM (GRvW4)

356 Women's Volleyball on right now. I really want to know how much for the Hooker...
Someone here order a hooker? I hope you've got my money, mate.

Posted by: 6-foot 4-inch muscular dude with a foreign accent wearing a rugby shirt at August 09, 2012 06:42 PM (vDl/w)

357 "Once you see one woman naked...well...you wanna see them all."

One of the best jokes ever...

When a man wants to get a woman naked--he buys her dinner, flowers, jewelry, takes her dancing, laughs at her jokes, and says he loves her cat.

So, what does a woman have to do to see get a man naked?  Ask.

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 06:42 PM (kXoT0)

358 Well, he was using "Chinks" in an affectionate manner...

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at August 09, 2012 06:42 PM (QTHTd)

359 Ready and willing!
Posted by: Helen Thomas at August 09, 2012 10:40 PM (c1WVm

Not with Michelle Obama's dick....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:43 PM (LRFds)

360 "So, what does a woman have to do to see get a man naked? Ask." It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 09, 2012 06:43 PM (c1WVm)

361 Cyd Charisse is a much fancier name than Tula Finklea.

Posted by: huerfano at August 09, 2012 06:43 PM (bAGA/)

362 Women's Volleyball on right now. I really want to know how much for the Hooker...
Someone here order a hooker? I hope you've got my money, mate.

Posted by: 6-foot 4-inch muscular dude with a foreign accent wearing a rugby shirt at August 09, 2012 10:42 PM (vDl/w)

Yup

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:44 PM (LRFds)

363 Didn't the Russians steal the plans to make the Mig 15? Posted by: Brian "Scoop" Ross at August 09, 2012 10:18 PM (cBYCG)

Well the used their captured Germans and captured German tech to which they married a British Nene engine.  How the USSR got the Nene, the Brits promised them one and kept their word.  So the Russians reversed engineered it. 

Just like the Tu-4 Bison is a B-29 clone.  Three landed in Soviet Asia and were interred because the USSR was still neutral.  They took those B-29s apart and built the TU-4.  One of the quirks of the TU-4 as the story goes is, the crew tunnel linking front and back in one plane was bare metal and other two were zinc chromate.  The Soviets painted their tunnels half zinc-chromate.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 06:44 PM (FVHPd)

364 The problem with ignoring Africa, is it forces you to deal with the Russians. There's a lot of "strategic" industrial mineral resource in Africa that's only available otherwise from the Russians.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 10:36 PM (3Thg4)

 

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India is also a producer of Chromium.  They'll do fine.  And they have the added benefit of being in the anglosphere.

 

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2012 06:44 PM (jfeoD)

365 It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 09, 2012 10:43 PM (c1WVm)


engage SERE training....GO!

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:44 PM (LRFds)

366 "So, what does a woman have to do to see get a man naked? Ask."

It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 09, 2012 10:43 PM (c1WVm)


Yup, but, Jewells45 and I have never known it to fail...am I right, Jewells45?

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 06:44 PM (kXoT0)

367 My wig is too damn tight.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at August 09, 2012 10:39 PM (bAGA/)


It's because you're skull has overtaken your brain making your wig too tight. If your brain worked then it would keep your cranium at bay.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 06:45 PM (ZOf1l)

368 337 "So whatever the Indians are spending their time learning it's not how to make sure their children don't have permanently lower IQs due to childhood malnourishment. "

Despite the best efforts of the English, the caste system is still alive and well in India. And the Hindu religion doesn't help much with social mobility or achievement, either. It basically teaches - as I understand it - that you are where you are supposed to be on the wheel of karma and its a sin to try to be something else. Live your life properly and you'll move up in the next, but don't try to go above yourself in this one.

That's not real prescriptive for a growing civilization, its stagnating.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 10:37 PM (r4wIV)


It's kept the hungry in line for centuries though.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 09, 2012 06:45 PM (1grxW)

369 So its SERE'd into your memory?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 06:46 PM (FVHPd)

370 Fox News reports a Vietnamese airline has been fined for allowing a group of five beauty contestants to dance in bikinis during a recent flight. The article featured one picture and said video is available on the intertubes. Posted by: eman at August 09, 2012 09:32 PM (5JwLu) 'Cause there ain't no party like the communist party

Posted by: Ho Chi Minh at August 09, 2012 06:47 PM (sZTYJ)

371 Anyone got any good roadtrip stories?



Yeah.  And video.  Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth!

Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2012 06:47 PM (/izg2)

372 The Soviets painted their tunnels half zinc-chromate.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 10:44 PM (FVHPd)



apocryphal Samizadat living history of "stupid commie" tricks.....

"We painted the plane to be exactly like the American bomber, so then finally when it was ready to fly Comrade Stalin asked where is the plane I had you build? and we told him "you said exactly Comrade Stalin"....pause stern look smile I think you can put our Red Star on it."



yeah cults of personality are cool like Steve McQueen alright

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:47 PM (LRFds)

373 352Dude, chinks? Seriously?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 10:40 PM (r4wIV)

 

 

Sorry.  Would you prefer I said "slants?"

Posted by: Reactionary at August 09, 2012 06:47 PM (jfeoD)

374 Hey Jay Bruce...when one of your teammates is on third base knock him the fuck in, don't strike out swinging. Remember you do have 21 homers, Jesus.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 06:48 PM (ZOf1l)

375 So its SERE'd into your memory?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 10:46 PM (FVHPd)



well it may not be a magic hat but by god my magic helmet grew

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 06:48 PM (LRFds)

376 "Would you prefer I said 'slants?'"
I prefer the more obscure "Zipperhead." No seriously, why the slur?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:50 PM (r4wIV)

377 Airline bikini girls: http://tinyurl.com/8wpof27

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 09, 2012 06:50 PM (GEICT)

378 I know Ted Turner's a leftist asshole, but you gotta admit he has given us shit that I at least have appreciated. TNT, TBS, TCM to name a few. Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 09:36 PM (ZOf1l) I'm just happy he took Jane Fonda of my hands...

Posted by: "Commie Tommy" Hayden at August 09, 2012 06:50 PM (sZTYJ)

379 Prayers for the D'Ohboy, Jane.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque at August 09, 2012 06:51 PM (eQnzo)

380 I've heard from Vietnam vets that Vietnamese girls are the cutest of all time, ever, anywhere, but after 4 months in the boonies, I think their judgement might have been a bit skewed by lack and cheep liquor on leave.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:52 PM (r4wIV)

381 Vietnamese girls can be excruciatingly hot.  Not as hot as gingers, but still.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 09, 2012 06:53 PM (0Db2g)

382 I've heard from Vietnam vets that Vietnamese girls are the cutest of all time, ever, anywhere, but after 4 months in the boonies, I think their judgement might have been a bit skewed by lack and cheep liquor on leave.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 10:52 PM (r4wIV)

My late husband was a VN Vet and he said they made his skin crawl in a bad way.  Friends of his said they were hot.

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 06:53 PM (kXoT0)

383 Haiti's population is booming even though half of them are still living in tents waiting for other countries to rebuild their country from the earthquake 2 1/2 years ago. Meanwhile Japan has already recovered from a much worse earthquake and returned to normal, modern Japanese life-- ie shut-in celibates sniffing panties they bought over the internet and jacking it to tentacle porn. Oh, and paying taxes to the UN to run relief humanitarian operations in Haiti. Haitians are smart. Why work when other civilizations will feed you, clothe you, buy you an iphone, and pay to raise your babies. At a certain level, this sort of civilizational cuckoldry is impressive. Japan is the nerdy, dickless responsible dude who marries a woman with 4 kids by other men and pretends the 5th one that shows up is his. Haiti is the never employed petty criminal with 14 kids by 5 different women.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2012 06:54 PM (R+6Q+)

384 Vietnamese pimp from Full Metal Jacket, "Beaucoup boom boom Joe?"

He is all of 12 and his sister is 16.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 06:54 PM (FVHPd)

385 Shamelessly stolen from a commenter at Pollutico:

Doctor Seuss for 2012: "I do not like Barack Obam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like that sneaky crook, or how he lies and cooks the books. I do not like it when he steals, I do not like his secret deals. I do not like that metro man, I do not like his 'YES WE CAN.' I do not like his spending spree, does he not know that nothing's free? I do not like his smug replies, I do not like his constant lies. I do not like his kind of hope. I do not like it. Nope, nope, nope."

Posted by: huerfano at August 09, 2012 06:55 PM (bAGA/)

386 As we know, the Germans are still an engineering and manufacturing powerhouse. What do the brits do again? Posted by: Brian "Scoop" Ross at August 09, 2012 09:38 PM (cBYCG) This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3rP-8mWWeY

Posted by: Camila's Knickers at August 09, 2012 06:56 PM (sZTYJ)

387 Yeah. And video. Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth! Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2012 10:47 PM (/izg2) Pfffftttt. Ace had a waaaayyy better time than you. Most of the pics are of him up close & personal with boobehs.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 06:56 PM (/Us8s)

388 BTW, Papa John's pizza is being boycotted by the lefties now

Reminds me of Elaine walking out of Poppie's because of abortion

@iowahawkblog

First Chick-fil-A, now Papa John's. With luck, we can eventually get lefties to boycott food altogether. 

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 06:56 PM (Y7XKa)

389 Hey, Joe! Five dollah, five dollah! Best blow you ever have, Joe! Five dollah!

Posted by: eric cartman chanelling a vietnamese hooker at August 09, 2012 06:56 PM (vDl/w)

390 I have found personally that - and I don't mean this in an insulting way - but Vietnamese people uh, well they stink. Badly. I think its the diet. Fish sauce smells absolutely godawful (tastes great, by the way), like rotting meat and old feet. And they pretty much eat it like soup. I think that might be an impediment for me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:56 PM (r4wIV)

391 kbdabear, I wonder if Milton is even more offended by Papa John's now?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 06:57 PM (FVHPd)

392 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2012 10:54 PM (R+6Q+) The problem with such profligacy on somebody else's watch is that it is going to come to an abrupt end, very soon. The well of "free" money must dry up sometime.

Posted by: Kratos at August 09, 2012 06:57 PM (c1WVm)

393

"It took a Rolls Royce engine to make the P-51 Mustang the best fighter to fly in WWII"

 

So true, and my god if the P-38 had gotten twin Merlins...still, we wrung everything we could out of those Allisons.

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 09, 2012 06:58 PM (QjSgY)

394

Cebu Pacific Pilipinas haz dancing flight attendays...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqh8e2KYIrU

Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 09, 2012 06:58 PM (RFn8n)

395 As a Vet who spent three years overseas and have been around Asian women quite a bit, I can honestly say that they are the only ethnic group that never really turned me on. Oh, and as far as chink and other names for the Chinese that could be considered derogatory, I've always just used Chinese and I am no way shape or manner a PC type person.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 06:58 PM (ZOf1l)

396 Yep, those people are the new Kulaks. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 09:57 PM (3yCFy) Just wait until we come after the Trostyites and Mensheviks!

Posted by: Grand Soviet of (the) One at August 09, 2012 06:58 PM (sZTYJ)

397 Let's face it, shall we?  The folks that matter are being out-bred by the folks that don't.  Sorry.  Not much faith in this shit, anymore.

God has a plan.  But He sure as shit ain't sharin' with me His logic.

(And that concludes this evening's morose-motherfuckerdom.)

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 06:58 PM (GRvW4)

398 "Haiti's population is booming even though half of them are still living in tents waiting for other countries to rebuild their country from the earthquake 2 1/2 years ago. "
At the risk of insulting people who live there, New Orleans is largely still in this state. Its not a black thing, either. There are white trash hicks living in dumps because nobody has come to fix them up or rebuild them yet. Its a cultural thing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 06:59 PM (r4wIV)

399 The Brits make some good model airplane engines...other than that, I got nothing.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 06:59 PM (3Thg4)

400 Hey bebe, didn't you and PGiS go to a hotel in San Diego?  Was it on the beach and what was it called?

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2012 06:59 PM (GULKT)

401 BTW, Papa John's pizza is being boycotted by the lefties now...

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 10:56 PM (Y7XKa)

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Oh, dagnabbit!  I'll happily eat at Chick-Fil-A, but Papa John's pizza just sucks.  At least, the one in my neighborhood does.

Posted by: Mary in LA takes everything literally at August 09, 2012 06:59 PM (9wOfB)

402 India sucks the most, but they have massive malnutrition to blame. You forget, they also ritually bathe in the most polluted river in the world. And they wonder why they get bit by lethal snakes when they sleep on the floor with open doorways. I know that there are a lot of good people from India who try to become educated and are hard working, but their country is a shit hole. Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 09:58 PM (ZOf1l) At least it ain't Detroit!

Posted by: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon at August 09, 2012 07:00 PM (sZTYJ)

403 >>>But He sure as shit ain't sharin' with me His logic. Read Revelation sometime, .

Posted by: Kratos at August 09, 2012 07:00 PM (c1WVm)

404 The Brits make some good model airplane engines...other than that, I got nothing.

The Germans were good at baking things in ovens...so I got nothing either.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 07:01 PM (ZOf1l)

405

390BTW, Papa John's pizza is being boycotted by the lefties now

 

 

 

I wish the fockers would boycott me....sure could use the extra business.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 09, 2012 07:01 PM (RFn8n)

406 Papa John's hasn't even offered an opinion on ghey marriage, they just spoke the truth about the cost of Obamacare

Lefties sure are a superconfident bunch secure in their dogma, arent they

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 07:02 PM (Y7XKa)

407 Kratos.  Point taken.   Thank you, sir.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 07:02 PM (GRvW4)

408 I have found personally that - and I don't mean this in an insulting way - but Vietnamese people uh, well they stink. Badly. I think its the diet. Fish sauce smells absolutely godawful (tastes great, by the way), like rotting meat and old feet. And they pretty much eat it like soup. I think that might be an impediment for me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 10:56 PM (r4wIV)



They eat carp dipped in nuoc mam....

it is fermented fish oil....and it is like roses compared to the blasted denizens of thre Happy Hangul and their Kim Chi fermented cabbage/rocket fuel concoction.....


ah Korea a neat blend of the castoffs of China and the worst aspect of the imperial jpanese diplomatic corps.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:02 PM (LRFds)

409 402 Hey bebe, didn't you and PGiS go to a hotel in San Diego? Was it on the beach and what was it called? Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2012 10:59 PM (GULKT) Nope not me. But if Iirc, it was the hotel del coronado

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 07:02 PM (/Us8s)

410 It's mainly sub-saharan Africa and South Asia that still have crazy high fertility rates. East Asia, Southeast Asia, North Africa, and most of Latin America are pretty much near replacement levels or will be soon. US invasions have also led to baby booms in Iraq and Afghanistan. All the money we've poured in there has trickled down and produced a huge # of babies.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2012 07:03 PM (R+6Q+)

411 Posted by: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon at August 09, 2012 11:00 PM (sZTYJ)


I don't care if you are a Simpsons expert, you had to look up the spelling of that name up didn't you?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 07:03 PM (ZOf1l)

412 Pfffftttt. Ace had a waaaayyy better time than you. Most of the pics are of him up close & personal with boobehs.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 10:56 PM (/Us8s)


I was just happy to have a job as the photojournalist that weekend!

Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2012 07:03 PM (/izg2)

413 Nope not me. But if Iirc, it was the hotel del coronado

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 11:02 PM (/Us8s)

 

Thank you.  Couldn't remember which 'ettes all went to ogle the SEALS.

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2012 07:03 PM (GULKT)

414 My problem with ethnic slurs isn't a problem with words - all me ofay and whatever you want, and I'll just shrug. Its that you're condemning or demeaning an entire huge slice of humanity with one sneering word. Those are human beings, all people who need the grace of God as much as I do, and created in his image just as much as me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 07:03 PM (r4wIV)

415 Papa John's hasn't even offered an opinion on ghey marriage, they just spoke the truth about the cost of Obamacare

Lefties sure are a superconfident bunch secure in their dogma, arent they

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 11:02 PM (Y7XKa)


quite....this is the moral event horizon of the next 8-77 years.....

THANKS COMRADE SOETORO....

you know the demons in me sometimes think when Nanny and friends first betrayed our war effort we should have started up a few treason trials

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:04 PM (LRFds)

416 Isn't one of the preparation steps for nuoc mam burying it in a jar and letting it rot underground for a few months?

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 07:04 PM (3Thg4)

417 I see that the prosecutors in the Zimmerman case "accidentally" released Trayvon Martin Luther King's death photos and GZ's high school records



Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 07:04 PM (Y7XKa)

418 Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2012 11:03 PM (/izg2) Having purpose is always nice,

Posted by: Kratos at August 09, 2012 07:04 PM (c1WVm)

419 "Korea a neat blend of the castoffs of China and the worst aspect of the imperial jpanese diplomatic corps."
But they are badass fighters. Or at least they used to be.
"The Brits make some good model airplane engines...other than that, I got nothing."
Comedy, they do pretty good comedy still.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 07:05 PM (r4wIV)

420 Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 11:02 PM (Y7XKa)


Yeah, it's amazing how the folks who yell at people for being intolerant are the most intolerant fuckers in the world. They can all DIAF for all I give a fuck.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 07:05 PM (ZOf1l)

421 I was just happy to have a job as the photojournalist that weekend! Posted by: NC Ref When are you going to post the photo album? It's been over a year!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 07:06 PM (/Us8s)

422 I see that the prosecutors in the Zimmerman case "accidentally" released Trayvon Martin Luther King's death photos and GZ's high school records



Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 11:04 PM (Y7XKa)

You ever notice we aren't allowed to see Dr. Trayvon Rodney king's total behavior jacket?

yeah "fair and impartial"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:06 PM (LRFds)

423 Night, all.  Got to get to bed so I can work for a living.

Fun as always.

As long as bright people meet and discuss the American ideal there is hope for America.  So keep going to the various Conservative blogs and posting and keep on keeping on... 

As long as Americans are the hope of the world whenever there is a problem or disaster, the world will need us.

As long as fine young people are willing to serve in our military no matter how stupid the CiC may or may not be.  Thanks to Jane and her child and all the other families like them.

Work your local, state, and national elections like our future depends on it...because this time it does.

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 07:06 PM (kXoT0)

424 Maybe GZ's prosecutors are trying to get the case thrown out so they don't have to officially drop the charges?  Then a judge takes the heat, not them.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 07:06 PM (3Thg4)

425

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 11:04 PM (3Thg4)

 

 

 

 

That's kim chi. Nuac is fermented, salted anchovies. Fermented outside.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 09, 2012 07:06 PM (RFn8n)

426 Jane, don't borrow trouble. He'll be OK. We're praying for him, and that is the most powerful weapon we have. He'll come home in due time, and in one piece.

And we are proud to have him serve our country.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 09, 2012 07:07 PM (d6TfZ)

427 New Orleans and Haiti both spent most of their history as kleptocracies of one sort or another. If you build something valuable, it'll get taken from you. In Haiti it's with machete-waving goons, in New Orleans it's with lawsuits and political pressure, but the result is the same: why bother?

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 09, 2012 07:07 PM (Rc0hz)

428 Why do people take ambien when you can just take one of the many over the counter sleeping drugs. I would think they are less dangerous and they don't require you going to the doctor for a prescription.

Posted by: Ben at August 09, 2012 07:07 PM (XDHBy)

429 I think a lot of the progressive trash ruling class in the EU and US actually want to be demographically replaced. They think white people deserve to suffer or something. The Japanese have suicidally low birth rates, too, but their xenophobic anti-immigration policies mean at least the Japanese will exist in 50-100 years. The Italians, French and English might wake up in 50 years and find they are now a minority in their own lands.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2012 07:08 PM (R+6Q+)

430 Day 8 of kidney stones... That is all.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone evangelist at August 09, 2012 07:08 PM (YbQvR)

431 I don't care if you are a Simpsons expert, you had to look up the spelling of that name up didn't you? Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 11:03 PM (ZOf1l) Thank you! Come again!

Posted by: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon at August 09, 2012 07:08 PM (sZTYJ)

432 Maybe GZ's prosecutors are trying to get the case thrown out so they don't have to officially drop the charges? Then a judge takes the heat, not them.


Doesn't matter to me how it's adjudicated as long as Zimmerman walks free.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 07:08 PM (ZOf1l)

433 Pfffftttt. Ace had a waaaayyy better time than you. Most of the pics are of him up close & personal with boobehs.



Pics meh...I got video!!!!!!!!  Ace shoulda been there and done that!

Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2012 07:08 PM (/izg2)

434 ESPN 2 is showing little league, Oregon vs. Washington.  My cousin plays for Oregon.

Posted by: Alex at August 09, 2012 07:08 PM (oL8vk)

435 The Allison V-1710 is a great example of a government subsidized product that finally reached its potential after it was truly needed.

USAAC felt they would not need super charging so instead the -1710 got a single staged fixed supercharger for the P-39 and P-40.  In the P-38 it got a supercharger but strangely in the ETO the P-38s tended to blow up engines.

Meanwhile Rolls-Royce built for the RAF the Merline, named after a small falcon.  In the US it was built by Packard as the V-1650.  It had a two-stage variable speed supercharger.

Some Merlin engines were put in P-40Fs but the airframe was such a 1930s throwback it did little to help the P-40.  Then the British and Americans each built a Mustang with the Merlin.  The British Mustang X featured a huge chin scoop and was ok.  The NAA XP-51B was another matter and proved to be a thoroughbred of the highest order.  The rest is history.

The final use of the V-1710 came with the F-82 Twin Mustang.  After even more tinkering the right and left handed 1710s of the F-82 finally equaled their smaller Merlin counterparts thus saving the US Government the royalty it paid for every Packard Merlin.  But by this time WWII was over and so was the era of propeller driven fighters.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 07:08 PM (FVHPd)

436 But they are badass fighters. Or at least they used to be.


Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 11:05 PM (r4wIV)


the older gen and the soldier pros that stay career still are, the locals....not so much.

They are the most American like of the Chinese regional asians.....

and not in the good ways....kids are getting tubby and I am THRILLED I never pulled a tour there......the wife on hers said their charming "cultural trait" of truying to slam dance to prove they are not afriad of Americans would have had me chokeholding the locals and going to the "Dragon Inn Auxillary SOFA wing"....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:09 PM (LRFds)

437 New Orleans and Haiti both spent most of their history as kleptocracies of one sort or another...

What's the common factor here?  French influence, that's what.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 07:09 PM (3Thg4)

438 259 Posted by: Boomer Redneque at August 09, 2012 10:17 PM (eQnzo) You motherfucker! Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 10:18 PM (GRvW4) *************** Hey! What'd I do?

Posted by: Boomer Redneque at August 09, 2012 07:09 PM (eQnzo)

439 Theodor Noeldeke ring a bell?
Ring! Ring! Ring!

Posted by: crichton ringing his bell and pointing at harry reid at August 09, 2012 07:09 PM (vDl/w)

440 430 Why do people take ambien when you can just take one of the many over the counter sleeping drugs. I would think they are less dangerous and they don't require you going to the doctor for a prescription. Because they don't have near the effectiveness.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 09, 2012 07:09 PM (GEICT)

441 Maybe GZ's prosecutors are trying to get the case thrown out so they
don't have to officially drop the charges? Then a judge takes the heat,
not them.


Doesn't matter to me how it's adjudicated as long as Zimmerman walks free.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 11:08 PM (ZOf1l)



It'll be a good character test for the electorate....

"do I go all Cthulu and pray to be eaten first or last by the monster??"

yeah yeah

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:10 PM (LRFds)

442 Why do people take ambien when you can just take one of the many over the counter sleeping drugs. I would think they are less dangerous and they don't require you going to the doctor for a prescription.
Posted by: Ben at August 09, 2012 11:07 PM

Posted by: Kerry Kennedy at August 09, 2012 07:10 PM (bAGA/)

443 I like it.

Posted by: Kerry Kennedy at August 09, 2012 07:11 PM (bAGA/)

444 >>Day 8 of kidney stones...

>>That is all.

I had a Kidney stone once. Most painful experience of my life. Although, my experience was less common. My stone got stuck in my ureter.

I was eating pain pills like candy. I probably consumed 100-150 pain pills in 14 days.

Posted by: Ben at August 09, 2012 07:11 PM (XDHBy)

445 Hey! What'd I do?

Posted by: Boomer Redneque at August 09, 2012 11:09 PM (eQnzo)


That was a MAN, baby!  That's fucked up!  If not, it was a chick going for that drag-queen look.   Think Lady Gagya ... I'm still not sure what that is.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 09, 2012 07:12 PM (GRvW4)

446 Why do people take ambien when you can just drink a quart of Val-U-Rite take one of the many over the counter sleeping drugs... Posted by: Ben at August 09, 2012 11:07 PM FIFY

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 09, 2012 07:12 PM (JMmQ9)

447 430 Why do people take ambien when you can just take one of the many over the counter sleeping drugs. I would think they are less dangerous and they don't require you going to the doctor for a prescription. Posted by: Ben at August 09, 2012 11:07 PM (XDHBy) Apparently you have never taken an Ambian.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at August 09, 2012 07:13 PM (9TTOe)

448

Posted by: Kratos at August 09, 2012 11:04 PM (c1WVm)


Now that we're neighbors we should meet up someday.  Welcome to the South my friend!  GGE and Billy Bob are locals too......

Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2012 07:13 PM (/izg2)

449 I'm just showing up for a minute-Jane, praying hard for the D'oh Boy. He's smart and capable, and I believe he will be coming home to hug his mama's neck, and piss off his lib relatives. Boulder-you're a limey? THAT's why I like you! We are Anglophiles at our house. We know Harley Street docs really well, after being medevaced from shitholes around the world. Wellington Hospital is our favorite-tea with the nurses, and a liquor menu to go with your drugs. Awesomeness!!!!!!!

Posted by: moki at August 09, 2012 07:14 PM (dZmFh)

450 The Brits still build a mean F1 car.

And there's that Dyson vacuum guy.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 09, 2012 07:14 PM (uPfl/)

451 It'll be a good character test for the electorate...."do I go all Cthulu and pray to be eaten first or last by the monster??"yeah yeah Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 11:10 PM (LRFds) http://preview.tinyurl.com/cgt9f5 Ph'nglui Mglw' nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Posted by: Campus Crusade for Cthulhu at August 09, 2012 07:14 PM (sZTYJ)

452 Great Googly Gravy,

Oklahoma will host Streep, Julia Robert, and George Clooney as they film a movie in the Bartlesville and Pawhuska area. 


Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 07:14 PM (kXoT0)

453 >>>Apparently you have never taken an Ambian.

Nope, I just know there are side effects such as sleep walking and the like.

Whereas the only side effects to drinking a lot of Nyquil are awesome hallucinations and then sleep.

Posted by: Ben at August 09, 2012 07:14 PM (XDHBy)

454 The only good thing about New Orleans right now is Ray Nagin is under indictment.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 07:15 PM (FVHPd)

455 Happy Thursday to you, Happy Thursday to you, Happy Thursday, Happy Thursday ... It could be worse, so try not to be blue ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 09, 2012 07:15 PM (qmMAj)

456 I think a lot of the progressive trash ruling class in the EU and US actually want to be demographically replaced. They think white people deserve to suffer or something.

The Japanese have suicidally low birth rates, too, but their xenophobic anti-immigration policies mean at least the Japanese will exist in 50-100 years. The Italians, French and English might wake up in 50 years and find they are now a minority in their own lands.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2012 11:08 PM (R+6Q+)


Pan Anglia is doomed on a long enough timeline....


our language will be spoken long after we are dust.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:15 PM (LRFds)

457 452 - Well, yes, there is the Ariel Atom.  Can we get those in the States, I wonder?  How about Bristols?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 09, 2012 07:17 PM (0Db2g)

458 Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2012 11:13 PM (/izg2) Why thank you, NC Ref, . I'm glad that I made it to C-town. Delta Smelt is around here too - we'll all get together sometime, hopefully to celebrate the end of Barack Hussein Obama's reign of error.

Posted by: Kratos at August 09, 2012 07:18 PM (c1WVm)

459 Apparently you have never taken an Ambian.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at August 09, 2012 11:13 PM (9TTOe)


No, he has not.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 07:18 PM (ZOf1l)

460 Day 8 of kidney stones... Damn it's a kidney stone epidemic in here tonight. You guys need to do a milkweed thistle Psa

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 07:18 PM (/Us8s)

461  I keep a Colt .38 Diamondback "out" for protection.

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 10:28 PM (kXoT0)

 

---------->>>

The Diamondback is a nice revolver.  That's what I first carried as a police officer back in the old days (early 1980's) when uniformed cops still carried wheel-guns.   Then I later went into the phase where  I carried a 6inch Python .357 Magnum (wish I still had that gun).

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at August 09, 2012 07:18 PM (xFgmp)

462 Ph'nglui Mglw' nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Posted by: Campus Crusade for Cthulhu at August 09, 2012 11:14 PM (sZTYJ)



yessir....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:19 PM (LRFds)

463 Actually New Orleans spent more time Spanish than French. But their colonial governments weren't all that different on the ground. Both were in place to extract as much wealth as possible and ship it home.

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 09, 2012 07:19 PM (Rc0hz)

464 They can all DIAF for all I give a fuck. Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 11:05 PM (ZOf1l) ********************** I have seen this DIAF on the interwebz recently, and suspect it's not really all that new. Can somebody tell me what in the hell it means? Thanks!

Posted by: Boomer Redneque at August 09, 2012 07:19 PM (eQnzo)

465

 

drudge reports the cali heatwave may affect the californias power grid. (more grayouts?)

 

I hope you morons on the left coast are preparing.  Just in case.

Fill the freezer with ice. 

Fill the refrigerator with ice water. 

Get the bathing and laundry done early.

Make sure everything is charged up. 

Posted by: rd at August 09, 2012 07:20 PM (9sUlj)

466 #466: Short for Die In A Fire.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 07:20 PM (3yCFy)

467 The only good thing about New Orleans right now is Ray Nagin is under indictment.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 11:15 PM (FVHPd)



are you kidding?  Willy Wonka is under indictment?  Man that asshole was a dynamo when we were at Fort Polk during Katrina and Rita....  Loved his "joke" with Honore.....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:20 PM (LRFds)

468 Die In A Fire

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 09, 2012 07:20 PM (JMmQ9)

469 You know the MBM is scared for their boyfriend when the skew the polls heavily dem to make it look like he's got a comfy lead.

If he had that lead in reality, the MBM would skew the polls the other way to make it look closer than it is to keep interest in the race up and their ratings stable

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 07:21 PM (Y7XKa)

470 Pics meh...I got video!!!!!!!! Ace shoulda been there and done that! ???? I thought there was video of ace doing bra inspections.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 07:21 PM (/Us8s)

471

DIAF=die in a fire.  

 

I hate fire.  Not fun even if you survive.

Posted by: rd at August 09, 2012 07:21 PM (9sUlj)

472 Andrea Saul will save the Romney campaign.........wait.  Lemme re-think that.

Posted by: Not an Artist at August 09, 2012 07:22 PM (uRumV)

473 ah shit I got it....

Frank Fradela....look bust every member of the good ole boy network down there and you'd need the entire I-10/12 strip from N'walins to H town being nothing but cells.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:23 PM (LRFds)

474 Yeah the Japanese are basically porning themselves to death. They just don't want to marry, don't want relationships, don't want kids, don't want to date. The women have insanely high expectations of men (must be rich and ambitious but a homebody genius) and the men just want middle school girls. That's overstating and generalizing enormously but... its more true than not.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 07:23 PM (r4wIV)

475 The pics and videos are damnable lies unless they're posted.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at August 09, 2012 07:23 PM (GEICT)

476 I'll admit the polls have me down. I didn't believe the polls last time with McCain and was ... profoundly disappointed on election day. Instead of discussing the terrible economy the media is talking about hate-chicken and whether Romney causes cancer. Seriously, just having Romney's name associated with cancer like this is hurting him with idiot fuckwad low IQ swing voters.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2012 07:25 PM (R+6Q+)

477 The sad thing is that Ray Nagin had the chance to really change New Orleans and he fumbled it. He was elected with a solid majority of black and white middle class votes, vowing to clean up the city government. And Katrina actually helped that: he could fire anyone he wanted and rule by fiat for a while.

But when his own lack of eptness during the storm caused him political trouble, he retreated across the divide to run for re-election on the "chocolate city" platform, daishiki and all, and served out his second term as a typical race-baiting, do-nothing dickwad. The only reform that stayed in place was switching the schools to charter schools (and now Barack Obama's helping to undo that).

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 09, 2012 07:26 PM (Rc0hz)

478 448 Why do people take ambien when you can just drink a quart of Val-U-Rite take one of the many over the counter sleeping drugs... That right there is why we have this horrible kidney stone ont epidemic

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 07:26 PM (/Us8s)

479 I keep a Colt .38 Diamondback "out" for protection.
Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 10:28 PM (kXoT0)
---------->>>The Diamondback is a nice revolver. That's what I first carried as a police officer back in the old days (early 1980's) when uniformed cops still carried wheel-guns. Then I later went into the phase where I carried a 6inch Python .357 Magnum (wish I still had that gun).

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at August 09, 2012 11:18 PM (xFgmp)

 

I kick myself in the ass all the time for getting rid of my .357 6" 586 SW. Man what a great gun. They are making them again I might have to cough up the dough. I also like the Ruger GP 100

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 07:27 PM (DU15A)

480 Romney will pick an energetic and charismatic running mate like Pawlenty which will kick-start his campaign........wait.  That doesn't seem right either.

Posted by: Not an Artist at August 09, 2012 07:27 PM (uRumV)

481 with idiot fuckwad low IQ swing voters.

Those are the 40% who will vote for Obama anyway.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 07:27 PM (ZOf1l)

482 "I'll admit the polls have me down. I didn't believe the polls last time with McCain and was ... profoundly disappointed on election day. "
The main reason I didn't believe the polls last time was because never before in the history of the United States had any candidate stood up and said "I want to raise your taxes, hugely increase spending, and redistribute wealth" and seen anything but massive, humiliating defeat. The polls were irrelevant compared to that absolute electoral history.
First time for everything, though. Like an utterly worthless incumbent winning despite low favorability numbers and a horrific economy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 07:28 PM (r4wIV)

483 7 Studies That Only Proved That Scientists Are Perverts

http://tinyurl.com/9y2hqjv

Apparently I got into completely the wrong branch of science in college.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 07:28 PM (AUeaU)

484 When did BMX become an Olympic sport?

Posted by: no good deed at August 09, 2012 07:28 PM (mjR67)

485 This thread is uncharacteristically boring. I probably should mention cars or something really controversial like stompy boots & pudding vs pie.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 09, 2012 07:28 PM (KCvsd)

486 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 11:26 PM (/Us8s) Or it's the Mark of Mitt causing it. After all, the man can apparently smite strangers with cancer...

Posted by: Kratos at August 09, 2012 07:28 PM (c1WVm)

487 The main reason I didn't believe the polls last time was because never before in the history of the United States had any candidate stood up and said "I want to raise your taxes, hugely increase spending, and redistribute wealth" and seen anything but massive, humiliating defeat.
***
Barry ran on a platform of cutting taxes.

You'd have to be a fool or grossly ignorant to believe it...but enough people did...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 07:30 PM (AUeaU)

488 Sven,

WDSU on Nagin's indictment - http://tinyurl.com/c9jb7ey

More meat on the matter.  Just little things like insider trading, false filings to the SEC, and Nagin tried to hide his secret meetings by citing 'executive privilege' which the judge did not buy.   http://tinyurl.com/d45u62d

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 07:31 PM (FVHPd)

489 486 When did BMX become an Olympic sport?

Posted by: no good deed at August 09, 2012 11:28 PM (mjR67)

 

Around the time Snowboarding did perhaps?

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2012 07:31 PM (GULKT)

490 Oh sure, he ran ads about cutting taxes. And he also said he was going to raise taxes, massively. You just had to be paying attention when he said it, and I guess people weren't. I can't forget the video that came out after the election, interviewing Obama voters who said they all supported McCain's policies when attributed to Obama.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 07:31 PM (r4wIV)

491 When did BMX become an Olympic sport?


Something to do with the Gen X queers.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 07:32 PM (ZOf1l)

492 The women have insanely high expectations of men (must be rich and ambitious but a homebody genius) and the men just want middle school girls.
***
That's true all over the western world. Feminism and the modern romance movement have devastated male/female relations.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 07:33 PM (AUeaU)

493 The sad thing is that Ray Nagin had the chance to really change New Orleans and he fumbled it. He was elected with a solid majority of black and white middle class votes, vowing to clean up the city government. And Katrina actually helped that: he could fire anyone he wanted and rule by fiat for a while.

But when his own lack of eptness during the storm caused him political trouble, he retreated across the divide to run for re-election on the "chocolate city" platform, daishiki and all, and served out his second term as a typical race-baiting, do-nothing dickwad. The only reform that stayed in place was switching the schools to charter schools (and now Barack Obama's helping to undo that).

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 09, 2012 11:26 PM (Rc0hz)


He was always a flake, and the local poor ghetto population detested him Kathleen Blanco was going to use the 9th ward to destroy him but the winds of fate joined them together....

The 9th fell in love with him when he got his inner $harpton on, and Blanco was ran out of town on a rail....

Forget it sven it is crawfish town....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:33 PM (LRFds)

494 Nagin can't be convicted.  That would be racist.  Locals won't convict him for doing the same shit that's been going on in NO politics for hundreds of years.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 07:33 PM (3Thg4)

495 468 #466: Short for Die In A Fire. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 11:20 PM (3yCFy) ***************** Thanks!

Posted by: Boomer Redneque at August 09, 2012 07:34 PM (eQnzo)

496 Howdy folks. Is it just me, or does it feel like the momentum has shifted in Obama's favor?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 09, 2012 07:34 PM (xYCqw)

497 I can't forget the video that came out after the election, interviewing Obama voters who said they all supported McCain's policies when attributed to Obama.
***
I loved that the majority of Obama voters didn't know who controlled congress...but they were going to throw the bums out! Of course, the State Media helped them to pick the wrong bums.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 07:34 PM (AUeaU)

498 That's true all over the western world. Feminism and the modern romance movement have devastated male/female relations.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 11:33 PM (AUeaU)



and that is why having secured this "wife" thing that oral tradition warned me of I will be moving to the AGW nut thawed Antarctic continent w/her soon....


ELEVENTY!!!!

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:35 PM (LRFds)

499 I got it, I got it.  Here's what Romney will do - he'll continue to run the nice-guy campaign.  No negative ads hitting Barky below the belt.  He'll pick a backward, anti-charismatic, dumbass numbnut running mate - someone say like Pawlenty who is from a state that he has no chance of winning.  Yeah, that's what he'll do. 

Who needs Florida.  Who needs Ohio.  He don't need those stinking states to win.  Man, Romney has this thing in the bag.  No problemo. /s

Posted by: Not an Artist at August 09, 2012 07:36 PM (uRumV)

500 Howdy folks. Is it just me, or does it feel like the momentum has shifted in Obama's favor?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 09, 2012 11:34 PM (xYCqw)


yeah fuel jumped .27 cents today....



keep fuckin' that chicken team ogabe.....


Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:36 PM (LRFds)

501 Well, I'm going to make a midnight run to wallyworld. 

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 07:37 PM (3Thg4)

502 Is it just me, or does it feel like the momentum has shifted in Obama's favor?
***
Obama's got the info-tainment-government complex behind him. It is a powerful tool.

Still, he destroyed the economy so Obama should be down 10-15 points in the polls to Romney. Unfortunately for us, he's running against the man the Democrats have planned to face for at least 2 years.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 07:37 PM (AUeaU)

503 I see that the prosecutors in the Zimmerman case "accidentally" released Trayvon Martin Luther King's death photos and GZ's high school records



Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 11:04 PM (Y7XKa)

 

college records

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 07:37 PM (DU15A)

504 Make sure to have your camera at the ready, PurpleAv.

Posted by: no good deed at August 09, 2012 07:37 PM (mjR67)

505 and that is why having secured this "wife" thing that oral tradition warned me of I will be moving to the AGW nut thawed Antarctic continent w/her soon....
***
Nice.

Posted by: Some Xenomorph Queen stuck in an ancient temple at August 09, 2012 07:38 PM (AUeaU)

506 " I got it, I got it. Here's what Romney will do - he'll continue to run the nice-guy campaign."
Aside from the ad saying he destroyed welfare reform they just ran today? Romney has been attacking Obama, and its been hurting him. Romney has to establish that Obama is not the saint people feel he is, he has to make people believe that Obama is not the wonderful person he's been portrayed as first, and you can't do that by screaming "HE'S A DICK PEOPLE! OPEN YOUR EYES!!!"
So far the Romney campaign has been amazing, I can't believe how effective they've been the entire election so far. Its almost eerie like they have it all planned out to the minute.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 07:38 PM (r4wIV)

507 Nagin so screwed up Katrina.  The Super Dome.  That parking area full of school buses near the Super Dome.  If one kid could steal a bus from there and drive his family to Houston, just think of how many could have been saved if Nagin had had a spine.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 07:39 PM (FVHPd)

508 college records
***
Whistles innocently while intently studying the valences in the oval office.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 09, 2012 07:39 PM (AUeaU)

509 Howdy folks. Is it just me, or does it feel like the momentum has shifted in Obama's favor?

It hasn't, you're just listening to the bad news promulgated by the fucks in the media. The bad news is all about how they will have to wipe the semen off of their faces in November. They really do like the Obama facials.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 07:39 PM (ZOf1l)

510 Nice.

Posted by: Some Xenomorph Queen stuck in an ancient temple at August 09, 2012 11:38 PM (AUeaU)



If you've gotta go, go go go with a smile...

//only the hairdresser knows for sure

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:39 PM (LRFds)

511
So far the Romney campaign has been amazing, I can't believe how effective they've been the entire election so far. Its almost eerie like they have it all planned out to the minute.
***
Not that Romney hasn't been better then McCain...but are we watching the same election? Does your Romney has that Andrea Saul woman working for him?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 07:41 PM (AUeaU)

512 Adriane! Sorry I missed your question last night. I'd bailed without announcing the fact and only saw it this morning. I like the *nice* stuff for spinning so soft wool, silk, alpaca stuff like that. As a kid I didn't have any money, or a place to get prepared fiber, so I used to spin our Great Pyrenees' hair and various found plant fibers. So very thrilled not to need to do that any more.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 09, 2012 07:41 PM (JB7VT)

513 If you've gotta go, go go go with a smile...//only the hairdresser knows for sure That movie had the best "commercial" ever: http://tinyurl.com/63e49tx

Posted by: Kratos at August 09, 2012 07:41 PM (c1WVm)

514 That's true all over the western world. Feminism and the modern romance movement have devastated male/female relations. Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 11:33 PM (AUeaU) If you're a young man and you meet a woman who seems to like you and does not read romance novels or watch daytime TV, marry her immediately. Don't ask, just say "I do, do you?"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 07:41 PM (bxiXv)

515 Make sure to have your camera at the ready, PurpleAv. NO. PLEASE. I beg you. Ace has done enough damage today with gagtastic photos.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 07:41 PM (/Us8s)

516 It'll be a good character test for the electorate...."do I go all Cthulu and pray to be eaten first or last by the monster??"yeah yeah

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 11:10 PM (LRFds)



Hey, wait a second!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2012 07:42 PM (kaalw)

517 Hey Sven, you hear the latest brain storm from the EPA about E10 and E15 fuel?

Since there will be pumps handling both fuels and to prevent any large amounts of E15 destroying an E10 only engine, the EPA has come up with a great idea.  They will require people to buy at least 4 gallons of fuel to dilute the residue.  Still no answer on the loss of mileage and horsepower because of E15 or all the corn that will get used in this drought.

http://tinyurl.com/9t479vg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 07:42 PM (FVHPd)

518 Nagin so screwed up Katrina. The Super Dome. That parking area full of school buses near the Super Dome. If one kid could steal a bus from there and drive his family to Houston, just think of how many could have been saved if Nagin had had a spine.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 11:39 PM (FVHPd)


I was on the outer ring of NOLA as the storm came in on a wrecker run....

we dropped and ran like hell back toward SELA, too many people forget that the LA democrats basically asked to be fucked....Bush had assets on hold and was told "no we got this send 9 or 10 million bucks dude"....

so NOLA got the Ray "Willy Wonka" Nagin Memorial Bus Pool and the mules got a talking point......

remember back when the media standard for the President's responsibilities and ownership of all events in America went down to "must control the weather and use a time machine to go back to Camille and fix levees"?


Yeah me neither

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:42 PM (LRFds)

519

So far the Romney campaign has been amazing, I can't believe how effective they've been the entire election so far. Its almost eerie like they have it all planned out to the minute.

 

I really think that it could be beneficial to Romney to bring up that Reverend Wright ad.    Just point out that they publicly stated their opposition to an ad like that and the PAC respected that opposition.  Obama has shown nothing of the sort in his willingness to allow others to dirty their hands on his behalf.  Its obvious Obama wants to run a campaign where the Reverand Wright ad would be an acceptable tactic.

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2012 07:42 PM (GULKT)

520

Well, I'm going to make a midnight run to wallyworld.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 11:37 PM

 

Bring a camera.  And concealed CCW if you can.

Posted by: rd at August 09, 2012 07:43 PM (9sUlj)

521 I know I asked this before, but what's Ace's twitter feed? 

Posted by: J. Random Dude at August 09, 2012 07:43 PM (72afg)

522 Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 09, 2012 11:41 PM (JB7VT) I just have this image of you sitting on the floor next to a sad-looking bald dog proudly holding up a white sweater.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 07:43 PM (bxiXv)

523 I think the real problem Romney has is that his campaign team doesn't know how to fight dirty.  They don't understand how to get down in the mud.  Right now, the only thing saving Romney's campaign are the right-wing blogs.  If it weren't for the blogs, the Soptic ad would have been left out there unchallenged. 

They need to fire the entire campaign staff and bring in hired guns - people like Rove and Gingrich.  They both know how to frame an issue that gets people's attention.  Then they need to get down in the gutter and stay there. 

Posted by: Not an Artist at August 09, 2012 07:44 PM (uRumV)

524 Oh, bebe, I clicked on the first one.  Then, I clicked on the second thinking surely he would only do that once.  I learned my lesson.

Posted by: no good deed at August 09, 2012 07:44 PM (mjR67)

525 The tough thing to do in this campaign is have perspective because by all rights, Obama should be down by ten points or more. Yes, the media spots the Democrat 5 or so points immediately, but still. Horrible economy, lousy job as president, enraged public, policies that infuriate people... Romney should be able to walk into the White House, and it looks like he may not even win.
That makes no sense, its frustrating and frightening, because it makes the country look like its gone completely insane. Has it? I guess we'll find out come November. Because either things have gone almost totally off the deep end... or we're being handed the biggest scam since the Reichstag fire.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 07:45 PM (r4wIV)

526 Sven, I worked one of the Mississippi Red Cross shelters after Katrina and Rita.  So I know.  It was a great big Democrat caused clutterbuck that got all those people killed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 07:45 PM (FVHPd)

527 Obama's election had nothing to do with his policies -- just as his support right now has nothing to do with them. His appeal is based ENTIRELY on emotion.

I had friends tell me they were voting for Obama because of Bush's runaway deficit spending and illegally holding people at Guantanamo (remember that?) -- now, four years later, with the debt going up like a teenage boy's dick at a strip club and the cells at Guantanamo as full as ever . . . they still love Barack.

They love him because of a vile psychological cocktail of:

a) white guilt, because that shit never gets old,
b) elitism, because voting for O shows how progressive and smart they are,
c) fear, that not supporting O will let other people feel superior to them, and
d) team spirit, because a Democrat win means Democrats can momentarily feel better about their miserable fucking lives.

One result is that I'm shedding friends pretty fast right now. I've decided on a hard and fast rule: any time someone tells me a lie that we both know is a lie, I never want to see or speak to that person again. So when someone tells me that Romney wants to abandon sick people to die . . . sayonara, asshole.

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 09, 2012 07:45 PM (Rc0hz)

528 NO. PLEASE. I beg you. Ace has done enough damage today with gagtastic photos.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 11:41 PM (/Us8s)

 

That was yesterday. 

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2012 07:45 PM (GULKT)

529 Hey Sven, you hear the latest brain storm from the EPA about E10 and E15 fuel?

Since there will be pumps handling both fuels and to prevent any large amounts of E15 destroying an E10 only engine, the EPA has come up with a great idea. They will require people to buy at least 4 gallons of fuel to dilute the residue. Still no answer on the loss of mileage and horsepower because of E15 or all the corn that will get used in this drought.

http://tinyurl.com/9t479vg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 11:42 PM (FVHPd)



Yup....this is also a GREAT word of mouth subversive screw the leftard ammo gift from Team Jackass.....

I took my son to open house yesterday and got a 5 minute briefing on the new Federal guidelines on "acceptable lunches to the federal standard"....

Michelle Obama is now micromanaging my son's salad bar in Jr High....

This election is IT if we lose this one they will grab our economic freedom by the throat with the other hand and never let go....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:45 PM (LRFds)

530 Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 11:41 PM (AUeaU) --- So he's not doing so good? I've been out of the loop for a little over a month now. Not really following this bullshit anymore. How many polls show Obama in the lead one month after the Obamacare ruling? Is it a solid majority of these polls? Is this a tight race? Jesus. Romney should be kicking Obama's ass right now. If he's not, Americans want to be slaves, which is pretty much how I figured it.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 09, 2012 07:46 PM (xYCqw)

531 Has the tattoo trend finally started to decline? Are there any stats on that. I fucking hate them, especially on women. It's been a fad for 20 fucking years now. It's gotta end eventually. I preferred it when tattoos meant you were either a badass marine or a low-life criminal. And it wasn't terrible when douche started getting them. But when the chicks started it crossed the line. A few years back I met a chick out dancing. We're hitting it off. Got out on a date. Things going well. Start to fool around a bit and find out she got a giant fucking tattoo across her whole stomach. What the fuck. She was an attractive woman. And she's tattooed the one part of her body that is guaranteed to be severely stretched out. I honestly thought the piercing trend of the 90s would outlast the tattoo trend. I was wrong.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2012 07:46 PM (R+6Q+)

532 I know I asked this before, but what's Ace's twitter feed?

@AceOfSpadesHQ

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 09, 2012 07:47 PM (uPfl/)

533 Sven, I worked one of the Mississippi Red Cross shelters after Katrina and Rita. So I know. It was a great big Democrat caused clutterbuck that got all those people killed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 11:45 PM (FVHPd)


I was living over in vernon parish....


so you may have seen my wife's Brigade mates from 10th mountain there...


yeah we weathered Rita...it is pretty funny that 87% of all funding went to a town no more damaged than an entire state shore and refineries....

and it STILL wasn't enough......

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:47 PM (LRFds)

534 Barry and Michelle are going whole hog for the Ceausescu gig aren't they?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 07:48 PM (FVHPd)

535 If you look at the favorability numbers, Obama is consistently under 50%, significantly so, and Romney is higher than Obama. That's got to mean something. I don't trust individual polls, but over time they do give trends, if properly managed.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 07:48 PM (r4wIV)

536 I've decided on a hard and fast rule: any time someone tells me a lie that we both know is a lie, I never want to see or speak to that person again.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at August 09, 2012 07:49 PM (QTHTd)

537 lol, I've got 6 pounds of chili that no one wants nor can eat

Posted by: The Dude at August 09, 2012 07:50 PM (tw6Ar)

538 >>>Right now, the only thing saving Romney's campaign are the right-wing blogs.

Just as fair, the only thing saving Obama's campaign is a partisan media complex. Obama can't win without them period. Romney, has some things to work on yes, but he doesn't need us as a crutch as much as Obama depends on the media to rewrite and throw his gaffs down the memory hole.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at August 09, 2012 07:50 PM (GE1+K)

539 Bush had assets on hold and was told "no we got this send 9 or 10 million bucks dude".... Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 11:42 PM (LRFds) The whole media storm then was so Goddamned annoying. They just made crap up right and left and created a narrative that still drags everything down today, like that jackass stolen election and no WMDs crap. If somebody invented a foolproof lie detector, you'd get nothing but static on at least 300 channels.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 07:50 PM (bxiXv)

540 Yeah I can't stand tats on women either. I'm not fond of them on guys but on women its even worse. I'm sorry ladies if this upsets you but its just a terrible thing to do to yourselves. I dated a girl with 7 earrings in each ear and I could not work out why the hell anyone would do that. Even one seems odd to me. I poked holes in my body to dangle things from!
But tats... it just seems like such a bad idea, and maybe I'm old fashioned but it seems sleazy to me too. Probably a large reason I'm single. I'm a man lost out of time.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 07:51 PM (r4wIV)

541  Has the tattoo trend finally started to decline? Are there any stats on that.
I fucking hate them, especially on women. It's been a fad for 20 fucking years now. It's gotta end eventually.

I preferred it when tattoos meant you were either a badass marine or a low-life criminal.
And it wasn't terrible when douche started getting them. But when the chicks started it crossed the line.
A few years back I met a chick out dancing. We're hitting it off. Got out on a date. Things going well. Start to fool around a bit and find out she got a giant fucking tattoo across her whole stomach. What the fuck. She was an attractive woman. And she's tattooed the one part of her body that is guaranteed to be severely stretched out.

I honestly thought the piercing trend of the 90s would outlast the tattoo trend. I was wrong.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2012 11:46 PM (R+6Q+)

 

I hear ya. Its like slapping a bumper sticker on the side of a beautiful new corvette.

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 07:51 PM (DU15A)

542 The British are great at designing and inventing. Unfortunately they hand over the finished product to slugs in the Midlands who make the UAW look like ambitious go-getters

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 07:51 PM (Y7XKa)

543 Thanks Waterhouse.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at August 09, 2012 07:52 PM (72afg)

544 My family hauled ass for Rita.  I was out in West TX at the time.  They stayed with me.  As soon as the storm passed through, my dad drove back down to the Golden Triangle and slept in the refinery for three weeks while they got things up and running.  I felt bad for the folks who ran from Katrina and then had to run from Rita too.

Posted by: no good deed at August 09, 2012 07:52 PM (mjR67)

545 I do have to give massive respect to Dyson, the vaccuum guy. He seems to be creating brand new innovations, just amazing new tech that for once doesn't revolve around entertainment. He's a genius, and I love his work.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 07:53 PM (r4wIV)

546

Extremely late to the party, and sorry about the OT, but wanted to ask the horde whether anyone has experience with spider bites. I got one on Monday and it's now worse. Went to Dr. on Tuesday when it became alarming; they gave me a cortisone shot and cream, but what if it's an infection?

Posted by: Kalneva at August 09, 2012 07:53 PM (cQmXn)

547 The British are great at designing and inventing. Unfortunately they hand over the finished product to slugs in the Midlands who make the UAW look like ambitious go-getters

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 11:51 PM (Y7XKa)



I'm alright jack is Sellers' best flick....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 07:53 PM (LRFds)

548 524 Lol Merovign. Actually, I was doing the vacuum a big favor. My mom has had several Pomeranians and I always get a kick out of telling them I'm going to make them into hats.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 09, 2012 07:53 PM (JB7VT)

549
That makes no sense, its frustrating and frightening, because it makes the country look like its gone completely insane.
***
Compare what Grant did with the Union army with what his predecessors were able to accomplish.

Some of the time it is as simple as the wrong man at that wrong time. McClellan for example was a fine soldier, a good organizer, and a horrible general.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 07:53 PM (AUeaU)

550 Romney would be kickin ass righ now if his campaign treated Obamma like he did Newt and Santorum just saying

Posted by: Jake in ID at August 09, 2012 07:53 PM (xvh1d)

551 FROM ANOTHER POSTER worth the repost.

Doctor Seuss for 2012: "I do not like Barack Obam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like that sneaky crook, or how he lies and cooks the books. I do not like it when he steals, I do not like his secret deals. I do not like that metro man, I do not like his 'YES WE CAN.' I do not like his spending spree, does he not know that nothing's free? I do not like his smug replies, I do not like his constant lies. I do not like his kind of hope. I do not like it. Nope, nope, nope."

I found this here at Politico 44 in the comments section.  Sorry I could not figure out who the author was.

http://tinyurl.com/95mu8cj

Posted by: Jay at August 09, 2012 07:53 PM (nojhZ)

552 That was yesterday Not here on the leftist coast

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 07:54 PM (/Us8s)

553 If women want to get a hidden cutesy tat then fine, but I have no use for the whores who get sleeves and neck tats. They are skanks all of them.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 07:54 PM (ZOf1l)

554 Wow! As great as Bolt was tonight, that 800 meters race was the greatest Olympic race I've ever seen. The Maasai warrior breaking the world record, two Americans breaking 1:43 and they didn't even medal.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 09, 2012 07:54 PM (ZhEoC)

555 I strongly suggest all you long-time morons take a month away from all this bullshit (and that's what it is) and enjoy your life. It's been real nice, especially after being so engrossed with politics and blogs for four years. I removed all my news and politics apps from my phone, and deleted a lot of political feeds from my Facebook. It's been very relaxing. I'm not done with my hiatus; I'm just peeking in to see how everyone's been doing and to check the temperature. A nice break is good.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 09, 2012 07:54 PM (xYCqw)

556 The fact that Romney isn't up 10-15 points mainly makes me hate my fellow Americans. You have to be stupid, ignorant, or evil to support Obama. And 2008 I could chalk up to stupid and ignorant. But ignorance can't work as an excuse in 2012. More and more I'm looking at the Left as just fucking evil. And my sympathy for black America will be totally gone if they vote 90%+ for Obama even though he's been the worst president for blacks since Jefferson Davis. Black middle class has been destroyed by Obama. They've lost over half of their net worth on average. And got gay marriage shoved down their throats. If they vote 90%+ again for Obama then that is just proof they are mostly racist motherfuckers voting out of racial loyalty.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2012 07:54 PM (R+6Q+)

557 Do not get me started on how the whole state of Louisiana sent a wish list to Congress that totaled more billions than should even be mentioned.  But they did and Congress shot them down.  Meanwhile Baton Rogue voted to continue projects in the north part of the state and to help LSU, both not even impacted by the hurricane. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 07:54 PM (FVHPd)

558 I honestly thought the piercing trend of the 90s would outlast the tattoo trend.
***
At least piercings go away when you stop using them.

Tattoosare forever. Only saggier.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 07:54 PM (AUeaU)

559 Has the tattoo trend finally started to decline?

I dunno. There are now two tattooing "reality" competition shows that I know about.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 09, 2012 07:55 PM (uPfl/)

560 I'm still waiting to find out that Obama didn't pay any taxes until he was 13 years old .. after 12 years of paying no taxes.

Posted by: The Royal Tart Toter at August 09, 2012 07:55 PM (e8kgV)

561 Went to Dr. on Tuesday when it became alarming; they gave me a cortisone shot and cream, but what if it's an infection? Posted by: Kalneva at August 09, 2012 11:53 PM (cQmXn) You should be staying in contact with the Drs every day for something like that. If it is numb or painful you should consider a trip to the emergency room, it's cheaper that some alternatives. Late at night is a bad time for a question like that, if you don't want to go the ER, you should call your Dr in the morning. Very few people die from spider bites if it makes you feel any better.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 07:57 PM (bxiXv)

562 The thing that gets me is that there's an indicator of culture I look at which for lack of a better name is the non-political internet meter. You can detect cultural trends by how things are treated by apolitical and internet denizens. They used to praise Obama or just say nothign bad about him. For over a year now people have been just ripping on him, mocking him, making jokes, talking about how much he sucks.
on completely non political sites. That has to say something too. I don't know if that translates into "so I'll vote for Romney" or not - that's what Romney has to tap into by showing he's a better choice with real ides - but it certainly means people aren't terribly fond of Obama as a cultural thing now.
And really, what else did he win on last time? Hate of Republicans (nothing like it was before, almost gone in fact) and the whole cultural movement of Obama as dear leader. He doesn't have that now.
Yet all the polling tell us he's neck and neck or maybe even in the lead? Something doesn't add up.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 07:57 PM (r4wIV)

563 This story is just too "good" to check ...

They must have rubbed Mayor Bloomberg the wrong way.

City officials pulled the plug on a vibrator giveaway by the Trojan condom company yesterday, disappointing potentially thousands of pleasure-seeking women who hoped to get their hands on some no-cost sex toys.

“I’m 57 years old. I should be able to get a vibrator!” declared Linda Postell, who was among hundreds of women (and men!) waiting in the heat on Pearl Street only to be left unsatisfied. “I have a problem with the smoking ban, and the soda ban — and now this!”

Trojan sent tingles of excitement across the city when it announced the giveaway of some 10,000 vibrating sex toys from hot-dog-style pushcarts.


Posted by: The Eric Holder AFT building at August 09, 2012 07:57 PM (e8kgV)

564 Posted by: Kalneva at August 09, 2012 11:53 PM (cQmXn)


Was it a Brown Recluse? If so, all you can do is contain it and deal with the nasty scar. Most spider bites ruin the layers of your skin like a burn. Most of the time, that is it unless you have allergies or got bit by a Funnel Web in Australia.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 07:58 PM (ZOf1l)

565

The problems with playing dirty and getting down in the mud with the D's are:

 

1. They are quite good at it.

 

2. It turns a lot of people off (and this might be what the D's are playing for)

 

3. It distracts everyone from real issues ... like The Economy and Unemployment

 

The economy is a wreck, and it's mostly Teh JEF's fault. Pick a problem: either he caused the problem, or his fellow D's (Bawney Fwank, Chris Dodd, ...)  caused the problem.

 

Unemployment ... the #1 priority for those who need jobs is to Get A Job. Teh JEF has done nothing; alternatively, he's made things worse.

 

Hanging the regular campaign lies by the Democrats upon Teh JEF is important, and necessary ... but it can't be Priority #1.

 

A 1 minute ad, quickly spanking Dingy Harry for failing to pass a budget, then seguing over to 40 sec. of Romney's esperience handling budgets, ability to lead, and generate jobs, should play well to much of America.

 

Fixing the economy, and getting people back to work needs to be Priority #1.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 09, 2012 07:58 PM (TuEop)

566 A nice break is good. Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 09, 2012 11:54 PM (xYCqw) I keep promising myself one, Saturday's ONT reminded me how badly I do "stopping."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 07:58 PM (bxiXv)

567 So he's not doing so good?
***
I have no idea. Polling is hard to do when you want to do it right, and most of the people who do the polling have a vested interest in boosting one side or the other.

I'd guess Obama is doing worse then advertized because the Democrats find it easier to get bogus polling into the political discussion.

But if the election were held tomorrow do we know who would win? No. Which is odd considering Obama has made just about every mistake an incumbent could. Its like Hoover v FDR and seeing polls announcing Hoover ahead right next to articles about food lines...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 07:59 PM (AUeaU)

568 Romney should be kicking Obama's ass right now. If he's not, Americans want to be slaves, which is pretty much how I figured it.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 09, 2012 11:46 PM (xYCqw)


---------------------------------------------


I second that emotion.  Yes, unfortunately, the negative ads being run by the Barky campaign are working.  And they will continue to work until Romney fights back.  But, he's afraid to fight back since his approval ratings are so low. 

The Barky campaign knew going into this that Romney would be a weak candidate - and he is.  So, they have no problem pounding him every day because they know he won't fight back.  They are like the schoolyard bully picking on the 90 pound weakling.  He knows the guy won't fight back, so he just ups his game.  Same thing with the Barky campaign.

And what do the Republicans do?  They go on all the cable shows and poo-poo the Barky campaign and say "Oh, it just isn't right for them to say these things about Romney".   WTF?

I expect Romney to get a bump (small bump) after the convention.  But, it won't last long and then it will all be downhill from there.  Get ready for Barky 2.0 - without the rules.

Posted by: Not an Artist at August 09, 2012 07:59 PM (uRumV)

569 Those giant ring things that stretch out the ears gross me out.

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 07:59 PM (DU15A)

570 My family hauled ass for Rita. I was out in West TX at the time. They stayed with me. As soon as the storm passed through, my dad drove back down to the Golden Triangle and slept in the refinery for three weeks while they got things up and running. I felt bad for the folks who ran from Katrina and then had to run from Rita too.

Posted by: no good deed at August 09, 2012 11:52 PM (mjR67)



Your neighbors may be the ones that ran me off the road and popped my tire when i was taking my son to Fort Polk to hunker down.....

Wife was in NY at Fort Drum reporting to Div so anyway zooming up 171 is the Texas rapid get the hell outta there cowboy flotilla.....pop!

Walmart had closed etc etc I get my doughnut on there and beat the rain by about 12 minutes....

Fort Polk was not ready at all the storm collapsed the shelter they had us in(ww2 barracks) the civillians who were "in charge" ran the officers ran the emergency lights are flickering....looks like ascene off predator where the roof had caved in.....we grabbed an MRE and this poor E-8 looks over at me and just flashes a wan smile I'll never forget and says, "yes?"

I asked, "we under hard orders to stay here Sarge?'


"Nope you got anywhere to go to though may be hard getting back in?"

"I got an RV with a genny with 75 gallons of fuel and friedge running on my two propane tanks and 36 days worth of canned goods...."

I had an RV over at Shady lake RV ground we all lived in 36 footer....it was either gonna be whole or choped in half....

"i'll come over and grab one of those cold cokes I head you calm your boy down bragging on...."

The RV was fine and by God he did come over and help me start moving the debris for the older people there.....

was a mess but a good thing in the areas that hung tough and worked together to get the rebuilding started.....have to admit when I decided three days without a REALLY hot shower or phone service was enough I went to Barksdale AFB and saw T-shirts that said "I survived Rita" that had me ready to brain the drama queens.....

glad you made it....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 08:00 PM (LRFds)

571 I am waiting for some twit to think the Burmese women with the neck rings are cool.  And for said twit to start getting such rings welded to her neck.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 08:00 PM (FVHPd)

572 571  Yes, those things and tongue rings.

Posted by: no good deed at August 09, 2012 08:01 PM (mjR67)

573

Samuel Adams, thanks for the reply... I have no clue what it was, that's the worst part. I live in Eastern WA, and I have heard stories that there are brown recluses here, but I don't know. It's scary as fuck, though. You expect bug bites to diminish, not get 10x worse after 4 days!

Posted by: Kalneva at August 09, 2012 08:01 PM (cQmXn)

574 554 That was yesterday

Not here on the leftist coast

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 11:54 PM (/Us8s

 

Yeah it was.  Cake Girl and Revenge on the Moronettes happened on Wednesday.

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2012 08:02 PM (GULKT)

575 10x in 4 days?  Is the skin doing a red/white ring around the bite?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 08:03 PM (FVHPd)

576 Kalneva, are you in brown recluse territory? That's some nasty shit. Google it to be safe, and if the symptoms match get to an er

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 08:03 PM (/Us8s)

577 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 11:57 PM (r4wIV) ---- You might have something there. When I was waiting for my Nexus 7, I went to a lot of techie sites like CNET and read the reviews. There was one I was on, and read some comments. About three comments in, someone complained that they pre-ordered their tablet and still hadn't got it. They wrote, "I'm starting to wonder if this thing is even real". To which someone replied, "as real as Mitt Romney's likeability". This was like, six or seven comments in. Someone else responded, "as real as the jobs Obama saved or created." Then it became a full-blown flame war. In a write-up of a tablet.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 09, 2012 08:04 PM (xYCqw)

578 Unemployment ... the #1 priority for those who need jobs is to Get A Job. Teh JEF has done nothing; alternatively, he's made things worse.
***
Yep. Start cutting ads as to what unemployment was the day before Bambi went to Washington as a Senator. Then ask are you better off now or then?

Do the same thing with the debt and the deficit.

Run those in high rotation.

When Bambi start whining about them cut an ad blaming him outright for Brian Terry's death. Because he is.

When his response team flips to that, ask why he won't talk about the economy.

Wash
Rinse
Repeat

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2012 08:04 PM (AUeaU)

579 Posted by: Kalneva at August 10, 2012 12:01 AM (cQmXn)

Brown Recluses are everywhere, just killed one in my Apt. yesterday. The only way short of paying a guy to spray around your house every three months is to get rid of a wood shingled roof and don't have a shitload of cardboard boxes stored in your house. But, the majority of spider bites in the US usually involve eating layers of skin and that's about it, unless young/old/allergic etc...

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 08:05 PM (ZOf1l)

580 If Americans were a decent people Obama would be losing by 20. The fact that he isn't and is winning by 5-10 points in most polls is evidence to me that the average American is no longer a decent human being. I wish I didn't believe that, but I do now. I want to believe the average American is just maybe too lazy or uneducated to know what Obama is doing. And that if shown the data would come to the realization of what a terrible man and president Obama is. But the evidence doesn't support that. And our most "educated" classes are his strongest supporters.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2012 08:06 PM (R+6Q+)

581 In a write-up of a tablet. Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 10, 2012 12:04 AM (xYCqw) Almost always, when the argument starts in an inappropriate place, the liberal starts it. I don't know whether they think they're marking territory or they just live in a "everybody agrees with me" fantasy world, or if they're just narcissistic pricks.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 08:07 PM (bxiXv)

582 Do not get me started on how the whole state of Louisiana sent a wish list to Congress that totaled more billions than should even be mentioned. But they did and Congress shot them down. Meanwhile Baton Rogue voted to continue projects in the north part of the state and to help LSU, both not even impacted by the hurricane.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 11:54 PM (FVHPd)


Louisiana struck me as a lost Ohioan as a very peculiar place in a lot of ways....


I like it and truth be told if my wife loses her career in the army with 15 years in to "PEACE FEVER BABY!" we may even move back there....we miss our Church and ohio is becoming New Detroit but dear lord there is a lot of emnity on I-49 between Shreve and the south and vice versa....

Remember to Lake Charles anyone from North of DeRidder is a Yankee

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 08:07 PM (LRFds)

583

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 11:57 PM (bxiXv)

 

Thanks, Dark Lord. I really appreciate it. I will go tomorrow if not better. Too bad the g'ment doesn't cover my spider bite like it covers Fluke's cooter.// Ah well, I have a real husband.

Posted by: Kalneva at August 09, 2012 08:07 PM (cQmXn)

584 The brown recluse isn't in Eastern WA, Kalneva.  There are black widows though.  http://bugguide.net/node/view/33494

Posted by: no good deed at August 09, 2012 08:07 PM (mjR67)

585 I haven't seen a poll anywhere with Obama up by 10 points, ever. Are there any? Even PPP doesn't have him up by that much. There are some that have him up by like 9 but then they've piled on Democrats by like 10 points higher than the population actually has registered Democrats and they're all demoralized anyway. I'll buy that Americans may be dumb enough to vote this guy back in but not by that kind of margin, not even close. If Obama wins, it will be by a squeaker.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 08:08 PM (r4wIV)

586 majority of spider bites in the US usually involve eating layers of skin and that's about it, unless young/old/allergic etc...

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 10, 2012 12:05 AM (ZOf1l)

 

Whew. I'm none of those!

Posted by: Kalneva at August 09, 2012 08:09 PM (cQmXn)

587 The polling turds were telling us Scott Walker was behind too. Romney cant spend a lot of the money he has right now because he has to wait until after the convention. I don't think its as dire as some think right now. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 08:09 PM (DU15A)

588 Sven, that is nothing.  Over in Mississippi anyone north of I-10 is a Yankee.  Which is a laugh riot because the Coast is overrun with people from all over the country thanks to Stennis Space Center, Keesler AFB, Louisiana transplants, and the Naval Construction Battalion.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 08:10 PM (FVHPd)

589 Yeah it was. Cake Girl and Revenge on the Moronettes happened on Wednesday. Posted by: buzzion Um Ok you win the semantics game. Whatever.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 08:10 PM (/Us8s)

590 But the evidence doesn't support that. And our most "educated" classes are his strongest supporters.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 10, 2012 12:06 AM (R+6Q+)


They don't get the gag....

they'll be used to stabilize the nation into regional authorities and then when the chips are down be the first in line to get purged, then the tradesmen who feel more valued will be shown the door after training the first batch of kids to spend their whole academic career in the "USSA schools" and purged.....

all of this has happened before, and sadly as a history ed major with an econ minor who dropped out when he saw the NEA's fangs....I see it happening again and again.

I sincerely never thought I'd see it here by my White Russian step grandmother warned me....

by God she warned me.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 08:11 PM (LRFds)

591 I don't think its as dire as some think right now. Fingers crossed. Posted by: The Jackhole at August 10, 2012 12:09 AM (DU15A) Politics has become full-time every year. Because the government is too big, and it affects everyone every day.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 08:11 PM (bxiXv)

592 It's been very relaxing. I'm not done with my hiatus; I'm just peeking in to see how everyone's been doing and to check the temperature.

A nice break is good. Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 09, 2012 11:54 PM

Our prodigal son returns!

Posted by: Internet Porn Sites at August 09, 2012 08:11 PM (Y7XKa)

593 Posted by: Kalneva at August 10, 2012 12:07 AM (cQmXn) Take care of yourself, keep an eye on it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 08:11 PM (bxiXv)

594 Fixing the economy, and getting people back to work needs to be Priority #1.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 09, 2012 11:58 PM (TuEop)


-------------------------


I agree with all of your post - for the most part.  But, it's going to take more than the typical campaign ads to win against Teh Evil Bastard.


First off, Barky has almost ALL of the media in his pocket.  So, none of Romney's generic ads are going to get any play in the MFM - not. going. to. happen. 


Second, likely voters already know that the economy is in the tank - they don't have to be told again.  


Third, Romney has to show likely voters that he is a fighter and that he'll defend himself.  If he won't defend himself, how can they trust that he'll defend them. 


Fourth, VP pick.  This is probably the most important VP pick in the last 100 years.  He has to pick a conservative and hopefully a conservative from a state where he needs help (Florida).

Posted by: Not an Artist at August 09, 2012 08:12 PM (uRumV)

595 Sven, that is nothing. Over in Mississippi anyone north of I-10 is a Yankee. Which is a laugh riot because the Coast is overrun with people from all over the country thanks to Stennis Space Center, Keesler AFB, Louisiana transplants, and the Naval Construction Battalion.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 10, 2012 12:10 AM (FVHPd)


You see where the ships got ragdolled north of I-10 there in Gulfport and Biloxi....?

*clang and bang"....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 08:12 PM (LRFds)

596 I think Romney's strategy is to run Obama down steadily and gradually until the convention then turn on the "vote for me because I'm better" Part of the equation and spend his money then. In other words, he's working on digging away at Obama's likeability and favorability, while keeping the polls close, then is hoping to use his significantly larger warchest than Obama to bury him in the last two months. That's just a guess though, I don't think he's forced to hold back.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 08:12 PM (r4wIV)

597

 

 

Teh JEF "winning by 5-10 points ..." tells me that either:

 

1. The polls are somehow "skewed", but the people are telling the truth

 

2. People being polled are lying. They don't want to be labeled a racist.

 

I think Teh JEF is down by at least 5.

 

In any event, do not give up. Never give up. Never surrender.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 09, 2012 08:12 PM (TuEop)

598

Thanks for all the advice, jackholes! I will go to ER tomorrow if no significant signs of improvement upon waking. Good night, sweet dreams!

Posted by: Kalneva at August 09, 2012 08:13 PM (cQmXn)

599 Knew a guy from Richmond who moved to Raleigh. His girlfriend broke up with him because North Carolina was "too Southern and rednecky". As opposed to, you know, the capital of the Confederacy.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2012 08:13 PM (R+6Q+)

600 Posted by: no good deed at August 10, 2012 12:07 AM (mjR67)


Damn, I just looked it up. You are correct, the experts say that Recluses don't hang around Washington State.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 08:13 PM (ZOf1l)

601 Womens volleyball on right now. Luv them shorts.... mmmm

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 08:13 PM (DU15A)

602 Good evening. I seem to be sipping a cognac.

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:13 PM (HWUv9)

603 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 10, 2012 12:06 AM (R+6Q+) Yep. It's not "Patriotism" anymore. It's nostalgia.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 09, 2012 08:14 PM (caAEA)

604 Went to Dr. on Tuesday when it became alarming; they gave me a cortisone shot and cream, but what if it's an infection?
Posted by: Kalneva at August 09, 2012 11:53 PM (cQmXn)


If it's worse than it was on Tuesday, you need to be seen again. 

If it's changing quickly, and obviously worse now than it was a couple of hours ago, if there are red streaks running from the wound, if you're running a fever, or have the chills, - go the ER now. 
 

Posted by: someone at August 09, 2012 08:14 PM (bqjJT)

605 I had a spider bite about two weeks ago that was notably worse than usual. On the knuckle between my middle and ring fingers, swelled up about the size of a 50 cent piece and had a quarter-inch blister in the middle at its worst -- which was about 4 days in, IIRC. Still not totally gone.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2012 08:14 PM (kaalw)

606 I missed that story Sven, what happened?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 08:14 PM (FVHPd)

607 Academics are idiots. The first thing that will get cut are the universities, because they aren't union protected. They are expensive and easy to trim back without hurting your donors, and almost every state has to cut their budget. Colleges and Universities have no defense against these cuts, and heads will roll. But they're the biggest supporters of the left which will be behind their doom.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 08:14 PM (r4wIV)

608 I've made a little bet with myself about the coming election. If Romney wins, I'll breathe a sigh of relief and go on with my life.

But if Obama wins, well then that proves my country is fucked and I'm giving up on integrity and decency. I've got some schemes, some just dishonest and some illegal, and if Obama gets re-elected I see no reason not to put them into action. Victory for Obama will be proof that evil succeeds, and I won't have any more compunction about letting morals stop me from profiting.

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 09, 2012 08:15 PM (Rc0hz)

609 Someone mention spiders? http://tinyurl.com/9xoxx88 Warning, Huffpo.

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:16 PM (HWUv9)

610 Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at August 09, 2012 11:41 PM (JB7VT) This was the last of the projects ... http://tinyurl.com/99asb8u I had fun. I just don't have the time for all of the things I'd like to try... glassblowing, MAKE electronics, especially when there is a house to paint & windows to caulk and film, etc, etc ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 09, 2012 08:16 PM (qmMAj)

611 That's just a guess though, I don't think he's forced to hold back.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 10, 2012 12:12 AM (r4wIV)

 

 

Yeah Pew had Obama up 10 , Fox has him up 9.  Pew had +19 dems and Fox had +9 dems. Obama had +7 dems in 2008, we had +2 repubs in 2010.

 

 

The polls are liar polls right now. They give lib talk show hosts and anchors something to cheer about and they also move public opinion on there own.

Posted by: robtr at August 09, 2012 08:17 PM (MtwBb)

612 "I've got some schemes, some just dishonest and some illegal, and if Obama gets re-elected I see no reason not to put them into action."
Sort of the Bodhisattva approach. He agreed with Buddha's ideas, but said he'd wait til everyone else was enlightened first, because otherwise he'd just be a victim.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 08:17 PM (r4wIV)

613 Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 10, 2012 12:16 AM (qmMAj) If you want to make electronics for a living I think you can only find those jobs in China. Nihao!

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:18 PM (HWUv9)

614 Rockin Robert  has arrived.

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 08:18 PM (DU15A)

615 I find this amusing on the TSP Talk forum.  On one of their graphs for today that is about 10 day Puts and Calls there are two notes on two sub-graphs.

"The dumb money is quite bullish."
"The smart money is getting more defensive."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 08:18 PM (FVHPd)

616 We need to get the other 'Ettes and take over the world. The 'Rons can be our willing love slaves.

Posted by: Will Assimilate For Chick-Fil-A at August 09, 2012 09:26 PM (kXoT0)



Where do I sign up for this?



Evening roonz and roonettez!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at August 09, 2012 08:18 PM (yh0zB)

617 Posted by: cthulhu at August 10, 2012 12:14 AM (kaalw)


Can't speak for all of them, but they have this flesh eating thing with their venom. My brother got bit by a wolf spider when he was a kid and still has the scar on his back.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 08:18 PM (ZOf1l)

618 what if...what if Ryan got Diablo III for his 11th birthday and his sister baked him a cake for the occasion? (yes, I realize that this comment is over 24 hours late and on the wrong thread)

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 09, 2012 08:18 PM (JMmQ9)

619 sup?

ps, i am humbled by that guy who takes his old arthritic dog into the lake every night.  prayers up

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2012 08:19 PM (kpCLl)

620 Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 10, 2012 12:16 AM (qmMAj)

If you want to make electronics for a living I think you can only find those jobs in China. Nihao!

Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2012 12:18 AM (HWUv9)

Xie Xie, Dzaidjan

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 08:19 PM (DU15A)

621 At this point I'd like to go on record that, while I like all sorts of boobs, I prefer smaller ones to big ones. I've only had two girlfriends and they both were packing big hooties too, oddly enough.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 08:19 PM (r4wIV)

622 'Night, all!

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 09, 2012 08:19 PM (Rc0hz)

623 Rockin Robert has arrived. Posted by: The Jackhole at August 10, 2012 12:18 AM (DU15A) Howdy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HK2P3tdCR8

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:20 PM (HWUv9)

624
(yes, I realize that this comment is over 24 hours late and on the wrong thread)

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2012 12:18 AM (JMmQ9)

it's the moron way

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2012 08:20 PM (kpCLl)

625

Posted by: someone at August 10, 2012 12:14 AM (bqjJT)

Thanks, someone. It's not nearly that dire. Just slowly worsening. I really appreciate your chiming in. Goodnight, for reals! xoxo

Posted by: Kalneva at August 09, 2012 08:20 PM (cQmXn)

626 That's just a guess though, I don't think he's forced to hold back.

Romney's also under constraints because he can't spend non-primary money until after the convention.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 09, 2012 08:20 PM (uPfl/)

627 Mmmmmmm, some more? Black Sabbath - Cross Of Thorns http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkihaICItis

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:21 PM (HWUv9)

628 Can't speak for all of them, but they have this flesh eating thing with their venom. Would honey help? It's supposed to work on flesh eating bacteria

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 08:21 PM (/Us8s)

629 Alright guys. Time for me to go. I'll see ya when I see ya.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at August 09, 2012 08:21 PM (YGfbT)

630 hi all
I'd rather have the car

Posted by: chemjeff at August 09, 2012 08:21 PM (d/5qf)

631 Romney can't touch money earmarked for the Presidential run since he is not the GOP nominee yet.  Once he gets that nomination, he will have even more money to use in shaping the battlefield for a win.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 08:21 PM (FVHPd)

632 I missed that story Sven, what happened?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 10, 2012 12:14 AM (FVHPd)


Oh no....during the aftermath of the storm I decided to go see Gulfport when i was in the area....they had ships that had been storm surged from the yard to the north of I 10, and a few from the coast....

it was pretty surreal seeing a containership sitting on the freeway.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 08:22 PM (LRFds)

633 Peaches!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 08:22 PM (/Us8s)

634 620 what if...what if Ryan got Diablo III for his 11th birthday and his sister baked him a cake for the occasion?

(yes, I realize that this comment is over 24 hours late and on the wrong thread) Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2012 12:18 AM

It means that Cake Girl hasn't discovered the minicams that her brother installed in the shower and her bedroom

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 08:22 PM (Y7XKa)

635 Are there any chinese buffets in China?

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 09, 2012 08:22 PM (qmMAj)

636 It's okay if I drink this cognac, right? It's not actually mine after all. It's my brother's. Who left it here. Three years ago. I don't think he's coming back for it, right?

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:22 PM (HWUv9)

637 620 what if...what if Ryan got Diablo III for his 11th birthday and his sister baked him a cake for the occasion? Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2012 12:18 AM (JMmQ9) That would mean I still have a chance.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 08:22 PM (bxiXv)

638 I think Obama has more financial resources than he's letting on. He's spending at a burn rate that would be crazy and irresponsible -- unless he had some billionaire donor money promised to him on the side. I expect Obama to outspend Romney by a fair amount.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 09, 2012 08:23 PM (R+6Q+)

639 bebe!!!!!  {{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2012 08:23 PM (kpCLl)

640 If you want to make electronics for a living I think you can only find those jobs in China. Nihao!

Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2012 12:18 AM (HWUv9)



Not true! The brightest white LED's are made right here in Durham NC. We didn't lose as many jobs to China as we did to automation, BTW, but entire industries (textiles, for example) went overseas because they couldn't be automated fast enough to compete with cheap Chinese labor. (Part of this you can blame on unions.) Automation requires an initial investment into expensive machinery.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at August 09, 2012 08:23 PM (yh0zB)

641 Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2012 12:16 AM (HWUv9)

China, what a shock. All of these fucked up weird stories come from either China or India. Bob and Tom today had a story of an Indian guy who got married and since 1974 has not bathed. Apparently some idiot multi-God whatever the fuck they are called told him that if he wanted to have a son then he should not bathe. Turns out, he ended up having like either 6 or 9 daughters.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 08:23 PM (ZOf1l)

642 I don't think he's coming back for it, right?

Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2012 12:22 AM (HWUv9)

go for it, buddy


Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2012 08:24 PM (kpCLl)

643

596 Not an Artist

 

"Third, Romney has to show likely voters that he is a fighter and that he'll defend himself. If he won't defend himself, how can they trust that he'll defend them."

 

Yes. Clearly. But if a recent rumor posted at Ulsterman is true (deliberately leaked poll, Jarret went Hulk, Axelturf hid for 48 hrs.), the Romney Campaign knows how to severely disrupt Teh JEF. I choose to believe this rumor, and I expect more to follow.

 

"Dirty" is probably not the way to win, as there's evidence that Axelturf is hoping to depress turnout using "dirty".

 

But defense is necessary. Highlighting the various lies that the Democrats have spoken, simply by running comparison footage and asking the viewer if this is how elected officials should act, might go a long way to shutting down Axelturf.

 

Forcing the release of transcripts (I think Teh JEF did not graduate from Columbia), Fast and Furious documents, and noe Delphi Pension e-mails, should go a long way to end the attacks and force Axelturf on the defensive.

 

I think Axelturf can only win when he keeps his opponent ONLY RUNNING DEFENSE.

 

Once Axelturf has to defend himself, judging by his recent heckling experience (and the rumor that he hid for 48 hours from Jarret), he folds ... almost immediately, and very publicly obviously. This might be the key.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 09, 2012 08:24 PM (TuEop)

644 Just an amateur observation ...

SCOAMF's campaign seems to be running the Two Minute Drill in the second quarter while Romney is running a ball control offense

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 08:24 PM (Y7XKa)

645 Are there any chinese buffets in China? Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 10, 2012 12:22 AM (qmMAj) And are they more or less likely to give a guy food poisoning?

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:24 PM (HWUv9)

646 well, think I'll turn in and sleep on my stomach

good night

Posted by: chemjeff at August 09, 2012 08:25 PM (d/5qf)

647 "I've got some schemes, some just dishonest and some illegal, and if Obama gets re-elected I see no reason not to put them into action."

Sort of the Bodhisattva approach. He agreed with Buddha's ideas, but said he'd wait til everyone else was enlightened first, because otherwise he'd just be a victim.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 10, 2012 12:17 AM (r4wIV)


The nice thing is his fans are not that smart.  The bad thing is that I fear worst case scenario Holder will go even more over the top in racial based justice.  There is a lot of potential for salvage on the vast array of federal installations, you can easily create a black market with the content of poorly manned after the ill organized drawdown depots....

there will be a LOT of potential for illegality and the new national sport seems to be "anything goes"....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 08:25 PM (LRFds)

648 Black Sabbath - Psychophobia http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hLBb4sKQfQ

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:26 PM (HWUv9)

649 well, think I'll turn in and sleep on my stomach sleeping on your bed or couch really, Really, REALLY is more comfortable ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 09, 2012 08:26 PM (qmMAj)

650 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at August 10, 2012 12:23 AM (yh0zB) Do LEDs count as electronics?

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:27 PM (HWUv9)

651 That would mean I still have a chance. You and me, my brother sister shiny happy inter-web net-tubes friend. We can dream, after all. They haven't taken that from us, yet.

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 09, 2012 08:27 PM (JMmQ9)

652 There's always the possibility that the girl's name is Ryan, she just got Diablo III, and someone else made her the cake.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 08:27 PM (r4wIV)

653 go for it, buddy Posted by: Peaches at August 10, 2012 12:24 AM (kpCLl) Well if you're gonna twist my arm.

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:27 PM (HWUv9)

654

Robert... good choice with cognac

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA1LXTjqbo8

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 08:27 PM (DU15A)

655 Romney Campaign knows how to severely disrupt Teh JEF. I choose to believe this rumor, and I expect more to follow.

arbalest, your mouth, God's ear . . . I think we're gonna get 'er done this time.  Praying incessantly, just to hedge my bets. 

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2012 08:27 PM (kpCLl)

656 Well folks I was just popping in for a moment. I have a full day of shooty goodness lined up for tomorrow so I have to be up early. I'll let you know how everything went on tomorrow night's ONT.


And if I'm really good and the gods love me I'll have my pony back from the body shop tomorrow, too.


Later roonz and roonettez!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at August 09, 2012 08:28 PM (yh0zB)

657 I think Obama has more financial resources than he's letting on. He's spending at a burn rate that would be crazy and irresponsible -- unless he had some billionaire donor money promised to him on the side.

I expect Obama to outspend Romney by a fair amount.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 10, 2012 12:23 AM (R+6Q+)



You add in the Fast and Furious drug cartel money, the Palis, and the Media's pro bono campaign integration he will have access to about 1.3 billion bucks of blitz....

Romney will make about 750 mill to 900 mill....


truth used to be a force multiplier in this nation, but these days......

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 08:28 PM (LRFds)

658 Posted by: The Jackhole at August 10, 2012 12:27 AM (DU15A) \m/

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:28 PM (HWUv9)

659 arbalest, your mouth, God's ear . . . I think we're gonna get 'er done this time. Praying incessantly, just to hedge my bets.

Posted by: Peaches at August 10, 2012 12:27 AM (kpCLl)



Bam's a malignant narcissist....hell the best play may be to hold your fire and then hit him as hard as possible all at once and overload his firewalls....

his meltdown will be epic whenever it happens...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 08:29 PM (LRFds)

660 Are there any chinese buffets in China?
Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 10, 2012 12:22 AM (qmMAj)


I'm sure they do if you want to eat duck bills/feet or pig eyes. When you have over a billion people, you run out of the good things to eat. If they keep it up, they will start eating their own shit as a delicacy like the North Koreans.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 08:29 PM (ZOf1l)

661 Do LEDs count as electronics?

Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2012 12:27 AM (HWUv9)



Sort of. They are semiconductor devices, however ours are mostly used for lighting and not really as diodes. We make Shockley diodes as well, though, so there is that.



And now I really am out. G'night roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at August 09, 2012 08:29 PM (yh0zB)

662 Oh that.  Same thing happened after Camille.

The SS Camille in Gulfport was a tugboat that Camille's storm surge carried a quarter mile inland.  Instead of trying to get it back into the water, it was turned into a tourist attraction.  And there it was until Katrina.  Katrina's winds and surge caved in the rusty forepart of the superstructure and wiped out the gift store.  They scrapped the tugboat soon after.  Katrina also destroyed a concrete T-Rex at a goofy golf in Biloxi, it too had survived Camille.  And outside Gate 7 of Keesler AFB the last original McDonalds golden arch sign was destroyed also.  Finally in Biloxi St. Michael's Church on the beach was almost rammed by a large barge.

Of course the most surreal of the destroyed 'boats' of Katrina was the Treasure Bay casino barge...  with its false hull ripped up, it did resemble a beached pirate ship with its ribs visible.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 08:29 PM (FVHPd)

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:29 PM (HWUv9)

664 You know sometimes I wonder if society wasn't better when old, powerful men who established themselves got the pretty young girls. That seems more fair to me since being young and handsome doesn't really provide anything of value to a woman except in a civilization where everything is provided for her by the culture and state. Of course, that would leave me out - I'm poor and have nothing to offer heh.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 08:29 PM (r4wIV)

665 And if I'm really good and the gods love me

you are and they do, my friend . . .

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2012 08:30 PM (kpCLl)

666 They are semiconductor devices, Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at August 10, 2012 12:29 AM (yh0zB No shit! Huh, learned something new. Good night, GGE!

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:30 PM (HWUv9)

667 "I think Obama has more financial resources than he's letting on. He's spending at a burn rate that would be crazy and irresponsible -- unless he had some billionaire donor money promised to him on the side. "
What about President Obama's history has led you to believe he's careful, wise, and thrifty with other peoples' money? The dude just presided over doubling the national debt to over sixteen TRILLION dollars. He thought pouring money into Solyndra was going to end the recession.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 08:31 PM (r4wIV)

668 I had never heard that Black Sabbath song you posted, the first one. Very good. Xie Xie

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 08:31 PM (DU15A)

669
(Reuters) - U.S. regulators directed five of the country's biggest banks, including Bank of America Corp and Goldman Sachs Group Inc, to develop plans for staving off collapse if they faced serious problems, emphasizing that the banks could not count on government help.

The two-year-old program, which has been largely secret until now, is in addition to the "living wills" the banks crafted to help regulators dismantle them if they actually do fail. It shows how hard regulators are working to ensure that banks have plans for worst-case scenarios and can act rationally in times of distress.




Green shoots!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2012 08:32 PM (kdS6q)

670 What about President Obama's history has led you to believe he's  TELLING THE TRUTH?

fify

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2012 08:32 PM (kpCLl)

671 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 10, 2012 12:29 AM (r4wIV) Evolution works faster when it's dirty old men porking hot young things cause they fill 'em up with mutant sperm that are more likely to pass on new and interesting traits.

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:32 PM (HWUv9)

672 Do LEDs count as electronics?


Yep, they are diodes by the way.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 08:33 PM (ZOf1l)

673 Posted by: The Jackhole at August 10, 2012 12:31 AM (DU15A) Oh yeah, it's from Sabbath's last good album(not counting the Heaven &ersand Hell reunion). Here's another! Black Sabbath - Virtual Death http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM3CB45eZrI

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:34 PM (HWUv9)

674 We make Shockley diodes as well, though, so there is that.


Shockley's are dual layer diodes.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 08:34 PM (ZOf1l)

675 Are there any chinese buffets in China?

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 10, 2012 12:22 AM (qmMAj)


I'm sure they do if you want to eat duck bills/feet or pig eyes. When you have over a billion people, you run out of the good things to eat. If they keep it up, they will start eating their own shit as a delicacy like the North Koreans.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 10, 2012 12:29 AM (ZOf1l)

 

I ate bunches of "parts when I was over there. I kept waiting for the good parts to show up. They told me these were the good parts ... I was like WTF ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 08:35 PM (DU15A)

676 >>>What does this prove - that Ted Turner's dad was ignorant and stupid? He was ignorant: because in Columbus's day, they already knew that the world was round and they knew its circumference - from reading the classics, Eratosthenes as it happens. He was stupid: because Turner-Senior didn't figure that the classics do hold practical value. They teach us about how other people thought and reasoned, when they did not have the contexts of how we think and reason. He showed his stupidity also in this comment: "With whom will you communicate in Greek? I have read, in recent years, the deliberations of Plato and Aristotle". Really? How was that possible, not knowing Greek, but by benefit of someone who did know both Greek and English? His son should have stayed in the classics. Instead of founding CNN, whose works make my life worse, he'd have translated and commented upon Hellenistic or even Roman/Byzantine literature, which works make my life better. Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at August 09, 2012 09:27 PM (QTHTd) Jesus, that was a ninja surgical strike take down. Not sure I agree with your premise entirely but WHY MY BRAIN NO WORK LIKE YOURS??!

Posted by: Max Power at August 09, 2012 08:35 PM (+wxCD)

677 Bruce Dickinson, Tears of the Dragon
http://youtu.be/K-BjIeIbYOo
Balls to Picasso had a few good songs on the first side, then the rest was all about how terrible Geore Bush (the elder) was.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 08:36 PM (r4wIV)

678 Posted by: The Jackhole at August 10, 2012 12:35 AM (DU15A) Which begs the obvious question, did you go all Andrew Zimmern and eat any kind of testicles and if so how were they?

Posted by: Robert is will to try anything once as long as it's deep fried at August 09, 2012 08:36 PM (HWUv9)

679 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 10, 2012 12:36 AM (r4wIV) I FUCKING LOVE Balls To Picasso!

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:37 PM (HWUv9)

680 Black Sabbath - Immaculate Deception http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HIlFxTnUM4

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:38 PM (HWUv9)

681 Jamaican Usain Bolt has this American's great appreciation. Thank You Brother.

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 09, 2012 08:38 PM (BVkEs)

682 Jim DeMint for Veep.

Oh, yeah, he'd bring the indies in in droves.  NOT!!!!  Don't get me wrong, I adore the man, but even he knows that would not work, okay?

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2012 08:39 PM (kpCLl)

683 Jamaican Usain Bolt has this American's great appreciation. Thank You Brother.

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 10, 2012 12:38 AM (BVkEs)



It was classy of him to pay us respect.....I am not quite so thrilled that the President wants to return the favor to Bolt by trying to take our GDP down to jamaica's but hey SMARTPOWER!(tm)

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 08:39 PM (LRFds)

684 The big advantage of reading the classics is that all the ideas we have and assume now were first thought through by the ancients and usually in greater depth and more sophisticated manner. Sure, you can listen to Rush Limbaugh or Ace O' Spades expound conservative principles or you can read the origins of the philosophies and ideas that led to the people who taught them these ideas.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 08:40 PM (r4wIV)

685 I think that venti sized cup of frappucino from Starbucks so late in the evening was a bad idea. How much liquor should I drink to counter the caffeine so I can sleep later?

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:40 PM (HWUv9)

686 Usain Bolt!!!!!  Dammit, he has done my hard little heart good this last week or two.  Love the guy . . .

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2012 08:40 PM (kpCLl)

687 He thought pouring money into Solyndra was going to end the recession.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 10, 2012 12:31 AM (r4wIV)



Look wingnut I tried hard....

If I control ALL US business personally well then we'll have jobs and money....


//Ogabe

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 08:41 PM (LRFds)

688 OK, as I have become addicted to sleeping indoors and eating food, I'm out The Man don't pay me for slackin' off tomorrow night, mi amigos.

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 09, 2012 08:41 PM (JMmQ9)

689 Sure, you can listen to Rush Limbaugh or Ace O' Spades expound conservative principles or you can read the origins of the philosophies and ideas that led to the people who taught them these ideas.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 10, 2012 12:40 AM (r4wIV)



quite....

Cicero's thoughts on the death of the Roman Republic are quite prescient....

I am beginning to think of Obama as clodius....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 08:42 PM (LRFds)

690 677 We make Shockley diodes as well, though, so there is that.


Shockley's are dual layer diodes.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 10, 2012 12:34 AM (ZOf1l)



Does that make them liable for bigamy?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2012 08:42 PM (kaalw)

691 So moronettes do you prefer a guy to shave/trim/wax his fur off or do you want a guy stock original?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 08:43 PM (r4wIV)

692 Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2012 12:41 AM (JMmQ9) Oh come oooonnnn, maaaaaan, live a little! You'll learn to love living the hobo life! No? *Sigh* FINE! Good night, Alton!

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:43 PM (HWUv9)

693 One reason the occupoopers were called "mostly peaceful"

White House told authorities not to crack down on 'Occupy' protesters, documents show

http://tinyurl.com/9l647ke

The Obama administration told law enforcement authorities to go easy on Occupy Wall Street protesters, even though they were violating local laws, according to documents obtained by watchdog group Judicial Watch.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 08:43 PM (Y7XKa)

694 Black Sabbath - Dying For Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFEglC9OAns

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:43 PM (HWUv9)

695 How much liquor should I drink to counter the caffeine so I can sleep later? Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2012 12:40 AM All of it. You're welcome. g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 09, 2012 08:44 PM (JMmQ9)

696 So moronettes do you prefer a guy to shave/trim/wax his fur off or do you want a guy stock original? You're trying to get us in trouble. And on a school night no less

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 08:45 PM (/Us8s)

697 The Obama administration told law enforcement authorities to go easy on Occupy Wall Street protesters, even though they were violating local laws, according to documents obtained by watchdog group Judicial Watch.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 10, 2012 12:43 AM (Y7XKa)


and the cops did....because they are union boys their "comrades"....

Political Lawfare will accelerate

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 08:45 PM (LRFds)

698 All of it. You're welcome. Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2012 12:44 AM (JMmQ9) I think I'm up for it, coach. I'll do the Moron Nation proud!

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:45 PM (HWUv9)

699 What is this sleep everybody keeps referring to?

Posted by: Any engineer on any late project anywhere in the world ... at August 09, 2012 08:46 PM (qmMAj)

700 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 10, 2012 12:40 AM (r4wIV)

Literature usually always stands the test of time. Art, not so much. IIRC, Don Quixote is the second most read book of all time behind the Bible and it is a book about a narcissistic loser who thinks he is something he is not and it was written in the 17th century. (Mind you, I am over simplifying the book.) Could have been written yesterday and would mean the same thing.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 08:46 PM (ZOf1l)

701 i'm goin' with stock, ct, take it for what it's worth 

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2012 08:46 PM (kpCLl)

702 How much liquor does the man owe you? That's right. That's exactly riot.

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 09, 2012 08:46 PM (BVkEs)

703 "You're trying to get us in trouble. And on a school night no less"
Well the ladies are all so quiet, I think the talk of campaign finance and diodes has you all looking at the clock and yawning.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 08:47 PM (r4wIV)

704 Posted by: The Jackhole at August 10, 2012 12:35 AM (DU15A)

Which begs the obvious question, did you go all Andrew Zimmern and eat any kind of testicles and if so how were they?

Posted by: Robert is will to try anything once as long as it's deep fried at August 10, 2012 12:36 AM (HWUv9)

Not that I know of. I did have pigs ears, jellyfish, eels, octopii, Rabbit chopped up with a hatchet, scorpions.. that kind of crap.

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 08:47 PM (DU15A)

705 peace, out, 'rons . . . May God bless us, every one, particularly in the early part of November 2012

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2012 08:47 PM (kpCLl)

706 What is this sleep everybody keeps referring to? Posted by: Any engineer on any late project anywhere in the world ... at August 10, 2012 12:46 AM (qmMAj) Some...bizarre...state of unconsciousness that lesser men engage in, possibly to hide from the cold harsh realities of the world.

Posted by: Lord Maxwell in da house at August 09, 2012 08:48 PM (HWUv9)

707 Black Sabbath - Back To Eden http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eon3ko19y94

Posted by: Lord Maxwell in da house at August 09, 2012 08:49 PM (HWUv9)

708 Does that make them liable for bigamy?

Or bisexual. Diodes rectify AC to DC current. They have an anode and a cathode and are semi-conductor devices. The most common rectifiers are bridge rectifiers which use 4 diodes.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 08:49 PM (ZOf1l)

709 Not that I know of. I did have pigs ears, jellyfish, eels, octopii, Rabbit chopped up with a hatchet, scorpions.. that kind of crap. Posted by: The Jackhole at August 10, 2012 12:47 AM (DU15A) Jellyfish? You can eat jellyfish? Huh.

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:51 PM (HWUv9)

710 Re: the Ted Turner story. My father did something similar. Took me one Saturday morning to the Carnegie Library, Pittsburgh, to check out a copy of careers and their wages. Showed me what an architect could expect to earn after five years of college, several more of apprenticeship, where one had to keep their best ideas hidden away so they wouldn't be stolen. Then he showed me what an Engineer could make. He told me, do what you want, but know that if you go down the latter path, you can draw all you'd like in a cushy retirement. Best advice I ever received.

Posted by: Kevin In ABQ at August 09, 2012 08:51 PM (q1qCt)

711 Not that I know of. I did have pigs ears, jellyfish, eels, octopii, Rabbit chopped up with a hatchet, scorpions.. that kind of crap.
Posted by: The Jackhole at August 10, 2012 12:47 AM (DU15A)

Why?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 08:52 PM (ZOf1l)

712 Black Sabbath - The Hand That Rocks The Cradle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jomtQNVexJ4

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:53 PM (HWUv9)

713 Night ms peaches. Time for me to turn in too

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2012 08:53 PM (/Us8s)

714 From Treacher;

And now, a recap of all the news about National Starbucks Appreciation Day

http://tinyurl.com/9a5mpdl

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2012 08:53 PM (Y7XKa)

715 Not that I know of. I did have pigs ears, jellyfish, eels, octopii, Rabbit chopped up with a hatchet, scorpions.. that kind of crap.
Posted by: The Jackhole at August 10, 2012 12:47 AM (DU15A)

Jellyfish? You can eat jellyfish?

Huh.

Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2012 12:51 AM (HWUv9)

 

Apparently. I started every meal with 2 quarts of beer for artificial courage. About the only things i didn't eat were the salamanders and the chopped innards in clear gelatin...Nasty !

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 08:54 PM (DU15A)

716 Good night, Peaches! Good night, Bebe!

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:54 PM (HWUv9)

717 5.2 trillion in 4 years to the debt....

89 million taxpayers

5 200 000 000 000 / 89 000 000 = 58 426.9663

58500 bucks per person...."forward!"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 09, 2012 08:55 PM (LRFds)

718 The whole authentic cuisine kick bothers me. I understand if you live in a crappy place or a small island you are gonna eat what you can get and be glad to have some food. But just because your ancestors ate horrific crap doesn't mean its somehow now valid as food or worse yet some manner of classy eating.
People ate bugs and testicles and eyeballs because they had to, not because they loved the idea of it.
I think some of the food that people eat came about because chefs at castles and for the powerful ran out of ideas and supplies and tried to foist floor sweepings off as something spectacular. Snails, for example. Mais non! C'est escargot! Haute cuisine!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 08:55 PM (r4wIV)

719 Not that I know of. I did have pigs ears, jellyfish, eels, octopii,
Rabbit chopped up with a hatchet, scorpions.. that kind of crap.

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 10, 2012 12:47 AM (DU15A)

Why?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 10, 2012 12:52 AM (ZOf1l)

 

 

They respect you more if you don't act like a little bitch when they put that stuff in front of you. I was there for work.

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 08:56 PM (DU15A)

720 640 I think Obama has more financial resources than he's letting on. He's spending at a burn rate that would be crazy and irresponsible -- unless he had some billionaire donor money promised to him on the side.

I expect Obama to outspend Romney by a fair amount.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 10, 2012 12:23 AM (R+6Q+)


The money he is burning through is the money he raised for the "primary" portion of the election. You are able to donate $2300 to a candidate's primary campaign, then $2300 to their "general election" portion of the campaign. Right now they both are spending the "primary" money. 


I'm betting that Romney will blow the last of his "primary" load in the week leading up to the GOP convention.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 09, 2012 08:56 PM (1grxW)

721 Apparently. I started every meal with 2 quarts of beer for artificial courage. About the only things i didn't eat were the salamanders and the chopped innards in clear gelatin...Nasty ! Posted by: The Jackhole at August 10, 2012 12:54 AM (DU15A) Innards in jello. Lets see Bill Cosby try to hock that!

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:57 PM (HWUv9)

722 Black Sabbath - Cardinal Sin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxv-DaoNGt0

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 08:57 PM (HWUv9)

723 Apparently. I started every meal with 2 quarts of beer for artificial courage. About the only things i didn't eat were the salamanders and the chopped innards in clear gelatin...Nasty !

The farthest I ever went was Escargot. Yeah, I'm a pussy. You can have your eels, salamanders, stomachs, and bull testicles. The only reason they are called delicacies is because some dumbass thought it would be cool to eat something really fucking gross.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 08:58 PM (ZOf1l)

724 Enjoy your cognac Robert. I will check out your last selection and Im out.

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 08:59 PM (DU15A)

725 Well you can't split before the final track, Jack! Here here here!!!!!! Black Sabbath - Evil Eye http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsISkgC9ndE

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 09:00 PM (HWUv9)

726 Good Night, Peaches and Bebe ... Night, Jack ... when the music is over ...

Posted by: Any engineer on any late project anywhere in the world ... at August 09, 2012 09:01 PM (qmMAj)

727 Apparently. I started every meal with 2 quarts of beer for artificial
courage. About the only things i didn't eat were the salamanders and the
chopped innards in clear gelatin...Nasty !

The farthest I ever went was Escargot. Yeah, I'm a pussy. You can have your eels, salamanders, stomachs, and bull testicles. The only reason they are called delicacies is because some dumbass thought it would be cool to eat something really fucking gross.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 10, 2012 12:58 AM (ZOf1l)

 

I hear ya. I wast exactly fapping at the idea. After a couple weeks a Mcdonalds hamburger tasted like heaven at the airport

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 09, 2012 09:01 PM (DU15A)

728 Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2012 01:00 AM (HWUv9)

Not bad, hadn't heard it. I was done with Sabbath after Live Evil when RJD left.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 09:02 PM (ZOf1l)

729 If ABC radio news is correct, Romney has already chosen his running mate, and could announce his choice at any time. He's already got a full staff hired to support his running mate.

I'm hoping for Paul Ryan, myself; I've seen some really compelling arguments in his favor recently.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 09:05 PM (3yCFy)

730 "Or bisexual. Diodes rectify AC to DC current. They have an anode and a cathode and are semi-conductor devices. The most common rectifiers are bridge rectifiers which use 4 diodes." How many people know this any more? Outside of power electronics it all went digital. Sniff. I miss discrete signal transistors.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 09, 2012 09:05 PM (1+XRG)

731 647 Just an amateur observation ...

SCOAMF's campaign seems to be running the Two Minute Drill in the second quarter while Romney is running a ball control offense

Posted by: kbdabear at August 10, 2012 12:24 AM (Y7XKa)


Kerry was up by about 3 points at this point in 04. It's kind of like the polls from last fall when the candidate of the day would jump up in the polls and become the latest that would take out Romney only to drop out of the race within 4 weeks. We are over 80 days out from the election, and a shit load will change between then and now. Hell, we could have another financial meltdown like we did in Sept 08 that will hand the election to Romney.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 09, 2012 09:05 PM (1grxW)

732 "If ABC radio news is correct, Romney has already chosen his running mate, and could announce his choice at any time. He's already got a full staff hired to support his running mate." Hopefully he's chosen a staff that's not going to actively try to sabotage said running mate.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 09, 2012 09:06 PM (1+XRG)

733 I was done with Sabbath after Live Evil when RJD left. Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 10, 2012 01:02 AM (ZOf1l) Tony Iommi kept the thing going well past it's expiration date but there some great post Dio stuff. The album with Ian Gillen, Born Again, the album with Glenn Hughes, Seventh Star, and some of the stuff with Tony Martin like The Eternal Idol and Cross Purposes have lots of kick ass stuff.

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 09:06 PM (HWUv9)

734 Good night, Peaches, Bebe, and Jack!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 09:06 PM (3yCFy)

735 #737: That part is kind of important, all right.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 09:06 PM (3yCFy)

736 "Hell, we could have another financial meltdown like we did in Sept 08 that will hand the election to Romney." This election is already Romney's to lose. Anything that goes against Obama will just be running up the score unless Romney stumbles pretty badly.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 09, 2012 09:07 PM (1+XRG)

737 My guess is that its Portman, and I hope its not a congressman. Anyone who's any good in congress we need to STAY there, not run off and sit around 4 years in a worthless position you hope never gets power.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 09, 2012 09:07 PM (r4wIV)

738 when the music is over ... Posted by: Any engineer on any late project anywhere in the world ... at August 10, 2012 01:01 AM (qmMAj) And now...DETHKLOK! Go Forth and Die http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URjaZE61L1E

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 09:08 PM (HWUv9)

739 Some people on Romney's staff have been really impressive. John Sununu has been awesome! Andrea Saul, not so much.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 09:08 PM (3yCFy)

740 I'd never even heard of Portman until last week.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 09, 2012 09:09 PM (1+XRG)

741 Sniff. I miss discrete signal transistors.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 10, 2012 01:05 AM (1+XRG)


Yeah I know, IC's, Flip-Flops, and TTL devices are pretty much it. However, awesome sounding analog stereo systems still have all the DC circuits and are still sold.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 09:09 PM (ZOf1l)

742 I'd never even heard of Portman until last week. Natalie's brother ... or something like that ...

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 09, 2012 09:11 PM (qmMAj)

743 #742: Paul Ryan will be term-limited out of his chairmanship of the Budget Committee after the next election. We wouldn't lose quite as much as you'd think by moving him to the Vice-Presidency.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 09:11 PM (3yCFy)

744 "However, awesome sounding analog stereo systems still have all the DC circuits and are still sold." Yeah, but that's a tiny niche market. These days you buy the entire receiver on a chip, and it outperforms the analog stuff by any objective measure. The only trick is getting the power stages right.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 09, 2012 09:11 PM (1+XRG)

745 "Natalie's brother ... or something like that ..." My first thought was actually "He's going to nominate Natilie Portman for VP?"

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 09, 2012 09:12 PM (1+XRG)

746 Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2012 01:06 AM (HWUv9)

I did buy Born Again with Ian Gillan back in around '84 or '85, but it wasn't the same especially after RJD's pretty decent solo career.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 09:12 PM (ZOf1l)

747 Natalie's brother ... or something like that ... Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 10, 2012 01:11 AM (qmMAj) Think he could hook me up with Natalie? Sort of like some kind of constituent service kinda thing?

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 09:12 PM (HWUv9)

748 Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 10, 2012 01:12 AM (ZOf1l) Oh yeah, plus there's the fact that that album has the shittiest production ever. There's still a certain charm to it. Also I just fucking love me some Gillen.

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 09:14 PM (HWUv9)

749 Natalie's brother ... or something like that ...

Posted by: Adriane is no good at this political slogan stuff ... at August 10, 2012 01:11 AM (qmMAj)


Is there one named "Hathaway"? If so, do they like it in the squeakhole?

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 09, 2012 09:14 PM (1grxW)

750 Dethklok - Murmaider http://youtu.be/bCtMvp55bmM

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 09:14 PM (HWUv9)

751 If so, do they like it in the squeakhole? Posted by: MrCaniac at August 10, 2012 01:14 AM (1grxW) Oh, always.

Posted by: Anne Hathaway in her Catwoman costume at August 09, 2012 09:15 PM (HWUv9)

752 It seems Rob Halford supports free speech, even for chicken sandwich retailers.

http://tinyurl.com/9roq3c4

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2012 09:16 PM (z9HTb)

753 Posted by: Ace's liver at August 10, 2012 01:11 AM (1+XRG)

Now remember, IC's still do the same thing that rectifiers used to do but with obviously much smaller components. Also, it doesn't matter how digital something is, sound is always analog. Digital is only high/low, you can't do that with sound.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 09:17 PM (ZOf1l)

754 Dethklok - Hatredcopter http://youtu.be/F9LOAdP9iIQ

Posted by: Anne Hathaway in her Catwoman costume at August 09, 2012 09:18 PM (HWUv9)

755 Also I just fucking love me some Gillen.

Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2012 01:14 AM (HWUv9)


Well, Deep Purple 'nuff said.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 09:18 PM (ZOf1l)

756 We discussed Natalie Portman as possible VP a few days ago.  She is too much a liberal.  And besides at the age of 7 she was doing performances at her grandfather's funeral.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 09, 2012 09:20 PM (FVHPd)

757 It seems Rob Halford supports free speech, even for chicken sandwich retailers. http://tinyurl.com/9roq3c4 Posted by: fluffy at August 10, 2012 01:16 AM (z9HTb) Rob Halford is a class act all the way. \m/

Posted by: Anne Hathaway in her Catwoman costume at August 09, 2012 09:20 PM (HWUv9)

758 #757: Nice! Go, Rob!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 09:20 PM (3yCFy)

759 Evenin ONT Duders

Posted by: Zakn at August 09, 2012 09:21 PM (7F9i5)

760
Oh, always.

Posted by: Anne Hathaway in her Catwoman costume at August 10, 2012 01:15 AM (HWUv9)


Well damn. Now my black kitteh sitting in my lap is now white.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 09, 2012 09:22 PM (1grxW)

761 OK, beer is empty.


Night!

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2012 09:22 PM (z9HTb)

762 "Digital is only high/low, you can't do that with sound." Wellllll, not really. Digital is only high/low, but two bits gives you four levels, and three bits gives you eight. Sample something with 20 bits of precision and you're off into your noise floor.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 09, 2012 09:22 PM (1+XRG)

763 Here's a little classic Judas Priest, since Rob Halford actually understands freedom of speech...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtuoFv4dcwM

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 09:22 PM (3yCFy)

764 Good Evening ... Zakn

Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock's Proper British Accent at August 09, 2012 09:23 PM (qmMAj)

765 It seems Rob Halford supports free speech, even for chicken sandwich retailers.

And I forgot that it is the 30th anniversary of Screaming For Vengeance. I bought that album as soon as I got out of basic training way back in September of '82. Loved that album.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 09:23 PM (ZOf1l)

766 748 #742: Paul Ryan will be term-limited out of his chairmanship of the Budget Committee after the next election. We wouldn't lose quite as much as you'd think by moving him to the Vice-Presidency.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 10, 2012 01:11 AM (3yCFy)


Speaker Ryan has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 09, 2012 09:23 PM (1grxW)

767 Night, fluffy ... May you be a brave as Buffy, May you never be prissy and stuffy, And certainly, never go away all huffy ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 09, 2012 09:24 PM (qmMAj)

768 Posted by: Ace's liver at August 10, 2012 01:22 AM (1+XRG)

I know, but the actual sound you hear is analog. You can always modify sound with digital precision since it was first done with CD's, but what you hear is analog all day.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 09:26 PM (ZOf1l)

769 #771: That'd be nice, too, but the only way we'll get Orangina out of that position is by booting him out of Congress entirely. He won his primary, so that won't happen unless he loses to the Democrat.

And, you know, the Speaker of the House is right behind the VP in line for the Presidency. So, it's not even that big a line-jump for Ryan to go to VP.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 09:27 PM (3yCFy)

770 Good night, Fluffy!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 09:27 PM (3yCFy)

771 "You can always modify sound with digital precision since it was first done with CD's, but what you hear is analog all day. " Well, sure, that's true. But I guess I'm not seeing your point.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 09, 2012 09:30 PM (1+XRG)

772 Good night, Fluffy!

Posted by: Anne Hathaway in her Catwoman costume at August 09, 2012 09:31 PM (HWUv9)

773 Damn...sock? Well... *Slinks*

Posted by: Anne Hathaway in her Catwoman costume at August 09, 2012 09:34 PM (HWUv9)

774 Posted by: Ace's liver at August 10, 2012 01:30 AM (1+XRG)

Point being, digitally encoded music versus analog recorded music can be a debate for another time. I'm just saying that all sound is analog no matter what and digital is not always preferable. My point is that I'm older and getting drunker and prefer the old circuitry from amplifiers that I felt produced more truer sound than what is out there today. Kinda like the guitarists who prefer tube amps even to this day.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 09:37 PM (ZOf1l)

775 All right, I'm out for the evening. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 09:39 PM (3yCFy)

776 so whos left? i just got here.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 09, 2012 09:39 PM (r7Ddb)

777 Oh, hi, Gushka! And, good night!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 09, 2012 09:40 PM (3yCFy)

778 774 #771: That'd be nice, too, but the only way we'll get Orangina out of that position is by booting him out of Congress entirely. He won his primary, so that won't happen unless he loses to the Democrat.

And, you know, the Speaker of the House is right behind the VP in line for the Presidency. So, it's not even that big a line-jump for Ryan to go to VP.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 10, 2012 01:27 AM (3yCFy)


I think the GOP would be smart to "pass around" the Speakership instead of having one person holding it until they die or they lose the House. Doing that would freak the Dems out because they wouldn't be able to Alinsky that person as effectively.

Posted by: MrCaniac at August 09, 2012 09:42 PM (1grxW)

779 Well, okay. But as an electrical engineer, I can tell you the digital stuff is a more accurate representation of the original. You may *like* analog amps because they distort the sound in a way you find pleasing, or you find it nostalgic. But there are objective ways to measure distortion, so you can't credibly make the argument the sound is more "true". Of course getting older makes things sound worse and getting drunker makes them sound better, so that part cancels out.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 09, 2012 09:42 PM (1+XRG)

780 so whos left? i just got here.

Help us, we're talking about sound.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 09:43 PM (ZOf1l)

781 Good night, Warbler!

Posted by: Anne Hathaway in her Catwoman costume at August 09, 2012 09:43 PM (HWUv9)

782 *Cough* Pardon the sock.

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 09:44 PM (HWUv9)

783 Howdy, Gushka!

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 09:44 PM (HWUv9)

784 Ah, Gushie, here's that soul ruining Calvin &ersand Hobbes thingy I was telling you about. http://i.imgur.com/Uwvdr.gif

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 09:45 PM (HWUv9)

785 hi robert! i missed you ! did you know Target is an evil evil store?

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 09, 2012 09:45 PM (r7Ddb)

786 Fucking imgur... http://tinyurl.com/crqnwvz

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 09:45 PM (HWUv9)

787 "Doing that would freak the Dems out because they wouldn't be able to Alinsky that person as effectively." It would help if we made sure whoever holds the position doesn't spend all his time on K Street like Delay and Hastert did. It's harder for them to "Alinsky" people who are clean.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 09, 2012 09:45 PM (1+XRG)

788 did you know Target is an evil evil store? Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 10, 2012 01:45 AM (r7Ddb) It is! I go in looking to get one or two things and walk out having spent four times more than I anticipated.

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 09:46 PM (HWUv9)

789 Posted by: Ace's liver at August 10, 2012 01:42 AM (1+XRG)

Since you are more educated in electronics than I and digital is a more accurate representation of music than analog, (again, didn't want a CD versus LP debate) and the circuitry with IC's is way easier and more advancements in technology allows for obviously more innovations. I guess to turn this around, do you think that digital is the end all/be all or could you design some sort of CE amplifier with your knowledge that could sound better than digital? I know that's simplistic, but honestly I really want to know.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 09:52 PM (ZOf1l)

790 793 did you know Target is an evil evil store?
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 10, 2012 01:45 AM (r7Ddb)

It is! I go in looking to get one or two things and walk out having spent four times more than I anticipated.

Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2012 01:46 AM (HWUv9)



ok so then you know what happened to me when i went in there looking to get allergy meds. I meant to just get that stuff then passed the clearance stuff in housewares, now i got sheets and a new bedspread with shams! that is some fuckd up shit. And a book. THREE ITEMS.  one hundred dollars. Fuck me. But i loves this shit and i know the book is gonna be GREAT. It the new Dean Koontz. I love most everything he writes.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 09, 2012 09:53 PM (r7Ddb)

791 And I missed you too. I've had too much coffee today. I could across the country at this point. Want I should drop a Chicago style pizza at your place? *bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce*

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 09:54 PM (HWUv9)

792 791 Fucking ___ur...

http://tinyurl.com/crqnwvz

Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2012 01:45 AM (HWUv9)



I had never seen that one before. It broke my heart

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 09, 2012 09:56 PM (r7Ddb)

793 Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 10, 2012 01:53 AM (r7Ddb) They sell these blankets called, uh...Simply Shabby? They're like holy shit soft. And winter is just around the corner.

Posted by: Robert is not a paid sales guy for Tar-Zhay at August 09, 2012 09:57 PM (HWUv9)

794 796 And I missed you too.

I've had too much coffee today.

I could across the country at this point.

Want I should drop a Chicago style pizza at your place?

*bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce*

Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2012 01:54 AM (HWUv9)


all that coffee (subliminal messages) is somehow all my fault, isnt it?

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 09, 2012 09:57 PM (r7Ddb)

795 I had never seen that one before. It broke my heart Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 10, 2012 01:56 AM (r7Ddb) It's a real downer! The antidote! http://tinyurl.com/czw58s2

Posted by: Robert is not a paid sales guy for Tar-Zhay at August 09, 2012 09:58 PM (HWUv9)

796 Well, you can't do *everything* digitally, just the signal part. Once you get to the power amplifier itself you're using transistors, which are analog. So if the box is just an amplifier and nothing else, it's probably all analog. And could I design something better than what's out there? Nope. Amplifiers are a specsmanship game, and the reason is they're already so good you can't detect when someone makes a better one. What more can you ask from an amplifier than that it faithfully reproduces your signal to a precision beyond what you can appreciate?

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 09, 2012 09:59 PM (1+XRG)

797 And winter is just around the corner.


Winter is gone. Gone! We have killed winter thanks to our dependence on fossil fuels. Our planet has a fever.

Posted by: Manbearpig at August 09, 2012 10:00 PM (ZOf1l)

798 all that coffee (subliminal messages) is somehow all my fault, isnt it? Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 10, 2012 01:57 AM (r7Ddb) Nah, I blame the gays. Er...I mean there was suddenly so much talk about Starbucks that I got a hankering for a frappawhatsis and...dude...you know how many carbs are in that thing? Oops.

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 10:00 PM (HWUv9)

799 Our planet has a fever. Posted by: Manbearpig at August 10, 2012 02:00 AM (ZOf1l) For more cowbell?

Posted by: Bruce Dickinson at August 09, 2012 10:00 PM (HWUv9)

800 I can't wait for the weekend. Gonna head up to a Threshing Festival and look at old tractors.

Posted by: Zakn at August 09, 2012 10:01 PM (7F9i5)

801 Beware of possible eye leakage. http://tinyurl.com/cpgcsrh

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 10:02 PM (HWUv9)

802 old tractors. Posted by: Zakn at August 10, 2012 02:01 AM (7F9i5) Что это вы говорите?

Posted by: Some Soviet at August 09, 2012 10:03 PM (HWUv9)

803 Man, the shit you find on the interwebz. http://tinyurl.com/326nfnr

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 10:05 PM (HWUv9)

804 Posted by: Ace's liver at August 10, 2012 01:59 AM (1+XRG)


You explained it better than I could so thank you. You're right, reproducing a signal that I prefer over what someone else prefers is negligible with current technology. Kind of like debating whether a Camry is better than an Accord.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 10:06 PM (ZOf1l)

805 What more can you ask from an amplifier than that it faithfully reproduces your signal to a precision beyond what you can appreciate?

The marketing people have made a living for years hyping stuff that's beyond native human receptor resolution.

ex. "32 bit graphics!!!!"  we're just able to discern that 64K color spectrum is a bit choppy, but 24 is more than enough.  So cards just slosh around a lot of data that we can't tell the difference of anyway. 

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 10:09 PM (3Thg4)

806 808 Man, the shit you find on the interwebz. Do tell. http://www.usnews.com/opinion/blogs/robert-schlesinger/ 2012/08/08/lies-damned-lies-and-mitt-romneys-ads It's like Bizarro World out there.

Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2012 10:12 PM (sdi6R)

807 "The marketing people have made a living for years hyping stuff that's beyond native human receptor resolution." Well, sure, but if you're in that business what are you going to do. In amplifiers, for example, about half the buyers know a lower THD is better, but they don't know what they can hear. So if you make an amp with a lower THD than your competitors, you're going to sell more of them. I don't know that it's necessarily a *bad* thing, though. Consumers have their price points, and it keeps people like me employed

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 09, 2012 10:13 PM (1+XRG)

808 Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2012 02:12 AM (sdi6R) It's a tough business, chugging that cock.

Posted by: SOme Lefty Hack at August 09, 2012 10:14 PM (HWUv9)

809 Hey Kids,

beoooootiful day and evening in the neighborhood.  sunset underway now.

Posted by: jc at August 09, 2012 10:14 PM (ufJKx)

810 I don't know that it's necessarily a *bad* thing, though.

If we're building hardware that only SkyNet can fully exploit, its bad ;->

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 10:16 PM (3Thg4)

811 Though employment is a mixed blessing. I wouldn't mind swapping out my morning OJ with, say, bourbon.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 09, 2012 10:16 PM (1+XRG)

812 It's like Bizarro World out there.

Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2012 02:12 AM (sdi6R)


Amazes me how stupid these people really are. Romney/Ryan vs Obama/Biden, are you really serious? There is nothing intelligent about either Obama or Biden yet we are here arguing about how close this election is going to be. Fucking amazing.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 10:18 PM (ZOf1l)

813 did you see the assertions that romney made his startup money backing south american death squads? first it sounds ridiculous. second-- who is BRAGGING about backing death squads going after even americans, RIGHT NOW?



oh yeah. not romney.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 09, 2012 10:18 PM (r7Ddb)

814 Though employment is a mixed blessing. I wouldn't mind swapping out my morning OJ with, say, bourbon.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 10, 2012 02:16 AM (1+XRG)


Trade you. Just passed my Associates CET and already have my Journeyman's CET. I need a job and am doubtful that there will be one in the near future.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 10:20 PM (ZOf1l)

815 It's like Bizarro World out there.

Major projection there...

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 10:20 PM (3Thg4)

816 robert are you still there?


i need you to vouch for how cute Jellybean is. i think shes a pip.  AND shes the cutest damn kitty i have seen in twenty years!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 09, 2012 10:20 PM (r7Ddb)

817 Okay, so I'm desiring of an MP3 player. Just a little one, nothing expensive. I've taken to walking around the neighborhood and I like doing that but it's boring shit. I need my music. Sssoooooooooooo I'm looking at cheapy MP3 players. Specifically this one. http://tinyurl.com/d2adp55 3.5 stars...good, not great. Now what kicks my ass is there's a marketplace seller at BestBuy selling the same thing for $10 bucks. http://tinyurl.com/crvuld3 But I know fuck all about the seller and that rating seems low-ish. I wouldn't buy from an Amazon seller with less than a 96% rating and that...well, that looks about less than 96%. But my I like saving money, too. Damn, so torn.

Posted by: SOme Lefty Hack at August 09, 2012 10:22 PM (HWUv9)

818 Hey!!!  No vouching..

Posted by: Lefty Ruggiero at August 09, 2012 10:24 PM (ufJKx)

819 i need you to vouch for how cute Jellybean is. i think shes a pip. AND shes the cutest damn kitty i have seen in twenty years! Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 10, 2012 02:20 AM (r7Ddb) Oh yeah, I saw the pics on Bookface. Especially the one with her curled up in the hat? She's a little schweetie!

Posted by: SOme Lefty Hack at August 09, 2012 10:24 PM (HWUv9)

820 OT. My wife has recorded lots of the Olympics. I'm not a huge fan, I got my sports fix earlier watching the Ravens play Atlanta, but she is and she was watching the finals of the women's gymnastic floor exercises. I just watched Aly Raisman's nearly flawless routine.

The medal was gold.

The music was "Hava Nagila", in honor of the athletes murdered by terrorists 40 years ago, the athletes that the IOC couldn't be bothered to honor because it might upset some poor, innocent Islamists.

Aly Raisman just stuck her thumb in the eye of the IOC.

And twisted.

Brilliant. I'm actually in tears here.

You go girl, you go.


Posted by: Weirddave at August 09, 2012 10:25 PM (niboB)

821 romney made his startup money backing south american death squads?

I wonder what the ROI on a death squad is?

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 10:26 PM (3Thg4)

822 Posted by: SOme Lefty Hack at August 10, 2012 02:22 AM (HWUv9)


Seriously? If you want a cheapy MP3 player with no fancy bullshit attached to it, then buy the ten dollar MP3. It's got 8 gig and can hold around 2000 songs. That's a good deal if you're not looking for a lot of bells and whistles.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 10:28 PM (ZOf1l)

823 Check your local Big Lots.  they got cheap mp3 players in the under $20 range.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 10:29 PM (3Thg4)

824 Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 10, 2012 02:28 AM (ZOf1l) They're exactly the same, it's just the seller rating. Ten bucks is no big deal but I hate getting ripped off.

Posted by: Robert at August 09, 2012 10:30 PM (HWUv9)

825 You can probably find real iPods for almost nothing in pawn shops these days... 

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 10:31 PM (3Thg4)

826 If you know any of the local criminal element, you could just put in an order...and get a very nice stolen one cheap.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 09, 2012 10:33 PM (3Thg4)

827 826 romney made his startup money backing south american death squads?

I wonder what the ROI on a death squad is?

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 10, 2012 02:26 AM (3Thg4)



the person who put this breathless assertion up on Bookface with no hint of irony is... wait for it... a doctor... of sociology.


guess who cant find a job?


and guess who he blames? the shitty economy created by the republicans!

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 09, 2012 10:33 PM (r7Ddb)

828 Posted by: Robert at August 10, 2012 02:30 AM (HWUv9)

Coby sells cheapy stuff for truckers and the like. They last about 3 years and then they are junk. But for a MP3 how could you go wrong? If you already have downloaded/paid for your music then it is nothing more than a glorified flash drive. I'd say go for it with the thought that it is a ten dollar item and it won't last forever.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 10:35 PM (ZOf1l)

829 Posted by: SOme Lefty Hack at August 10, 2012 02:22 AM (HWUv9) It's a *Coby*. It might as well come in a yellow can with black lettering. If you want to go cheap, those generic Chinese "mini clip" players are like a buck, literally, you could get ten of them and discard them as they fail. They don't have screens, though, just buttons. Check out item #200793515270 , it's cheap crap, but it's *cheap* crap. I had a whole huge stock of Sansa C240s, which have lasted a long time, but you can't even fine them used anymore. I gave away like five of them, most are still working. They were like $10 way back when, got a bunch of them. Worked off the SD card, if one failed I put the car in the next one and Moved On.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 10:36 PM (bxiXv)

830 If you know any of the local criminal element, you could just put in an order...and get a very nice stolen one cheap. Posted by: @PurpAv at August 10, 2012 02:33 AM (3Thg4) Hey now there's an i...NO! No no no! Not gonna do it. Tempting, but wrong.

Posted by: Robert has a soft, nougaty moral center at August 09, 2012 10:37 PM (HWUv9)

831 826 romney made his startup money backing south american death squads?

I wonder what the ROI on a death squad is?

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 10, 2012 02:26 AM (3Thg4)



====


please, please, please let this be true.  the entertainment value alone will be worth it.


I can almost hear it now:  "excuse me, pompous ass walking colostomy bag congressperson, care to reconsider your fucking bullshit?  perhaps you could retire your useless ass back to that shithole district you claim to live in.  please be a stranger now, bye."

Posted by: jc at August 09, 2012 10:38 PM (ufJKx)

832 There are better mp3 players, even under $10, but that one was literally $1.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 10:40 PM (bxiXv)

833 Heard this really loud cat fight in my back yard and then a short time later my wife's cat comes sauntering in. Fucker could have come across a skunk and I wouldn't have known. Really miss my cat who was a true indoor cat.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at August 09, 2012 10:41 PM (ZOf1l)

834 Item #200768421886 , same seller. 8Gb mp3 / avi player shows text files as eBooks. Also $1. Basically, the Chinese are selling at a loss to take over eBay. But WHAT THE HELL, it's cheap.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 10:44 PM (bxiXv)

835 romney made his startup money backing south american death squads? Well, that locks up my vote for him

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2012 10:45 PM (WkuV6)

836 840 romney made his startup money backing south american death squads?

Well, that locks up my vote for him

Posted by: Jean at August 10, 2012 02:45 AM (WkuV6)


yeah, like I KNOW!


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 09, 2012 10:48 PM (r7Ddb)

837 romney made his startup money backing south american death squads?


Is that the same thing as the Bolivian army? If so then we won't be voting for Romney.

Posted by: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid at August 09, 2012 10:49 PM (ZOf1l)

838 748 #742: Paul Ryan will be term-limited out of his chairmanship of the Budget Committee after the next election. We wouldn't lose quite as much as you'd think by moving him to the Vice-Presidency. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 10, 2012 01:11 AM (3yCFy) Speaker Ryan has a nice ring to it. or Appropriations Chairman

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2012 10:50 PM (WkuV6)

839 WHO SMELLS LIKE YOUR MOM'S VAGINA NOW, YOU SIMPLETONS?!

Posted by: ANGRY AQUAMAN! at August 09, 2012 10:52 PM (v3lTb)

840 My cat triages the mice for me - I shoot them with a airsoft pistol on the porch. He carries off the live ones to fates unknown.

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2012 10:53 PM (WkuV6)

841 Augusto Pinochet is a hero of mine. He made leftists disappear. Supposedly from helicopters over the ocean.

Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2012 10:55 PM (sdi6R)

842 Speaker Ryan has a nice ring to it. or Appropriations Chairman Posted by: Jean at August 10, 2012 02:50 AM (WkuV6) Lord High Executioner (of budget items)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 10:55 PM (bxiXv)

843 846 Augusto Pinochet is a hero of mine. He made leftists disappear.

Supposedly from helicopters over the ocean.

Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2012 02:55 AM (sdi6R)



some people say "no body, no crime."

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 09, 2012 10:56 PM (r7Ddb)

844 YES!!! One party rule with no freedom of speech would be fucking awesome

Posted by: The Dude at August 09, 2012 10:58 PM (tw6Ar)

845 some people say "no body, no crime." other people say, no pics of eating chocolate cake, no diet cheating ... me. actually. I say that a lot ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 09, 2012 11:01 PM (qmMAj)

846 849 YES!!! One party rule with no freedom of speech would be fucking awesome

Posted by: The Dude at August 10, 2012 02:58 AM (tw6Ar)


i was just elaborating on the reasoning for how that happens. sadly your point is well taken. i worry there are people who plan such a fate for me. i hope our votes change the tide this fall.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 09, 2012 11:01 PM (r7Ddb)

847 One party rule with no freedom of speech would be fucking awesome Posted by: The Dude at August 10, 2012 02:58 AM (tw6Ar) We like to say, "freedom of speech with responsibility."

Posted by: Some Pinko at August 09, 2012 11:02 PM (HWUv9)

848 i hope our votes change the tide this fall.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 10, 2012 03:01 AM (r7Ddb)


not with the Dems and the current GOP

Posted by: The Dude at August 09, 2012 11:03 PM (tw6Ar)

849 well at least FROM was upfront about them sucking at doing anything with the PC

According to various previews put up today, Dark Souls PC is
- locked at 30 FPS (drop below 30 fps and it boots you from the game)
- locked at a rendering resolution of 1024x720

Posted by: The Dude at August 09, 2012 11:06 PM (tw6Ar)

850 849 YES!!! One party rule with no freedom of speech would be fucking awesome

Posted by: The Dude at August 10, 2012 02:58 AM (tw6Ar)



853 i hope our votes change the tide this fall.


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 10, 2012 03:01 AM (r7Ddb)

not with the Dems and the current GOP

Posted by: The Dude at August 10, 2012 03:03 AM (tw6Ar)



===


here I am picturing how nice it would be never to have to listen to some of our worst congress critters ever again and you go and ruin it with perspective, logic and reason and stuff.  Bah. I think I need a good harrumph.

Posted by: jc at August 09, 2012 11:10 PM (ufJKx)

851
not with the Dems and the current GOP

Posted by: The Dude at August 10, 2012 03:03 AM (tw6Ar)


as a Small Person with much to lose, i find the alternative unpalatable.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 09, 2012 11:10 PM (r7Ddb)

852 Roses are red, Elephants are gray, It's the time of the evening, When I just fade away ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 09, 2012 11:10 PM (qmMAj)

853 Aaaaannnnndddddddd off to bed. Good night Gushie! Good night, Adriane! Good night, JC, Cooth, Mero, Purple Avenger, Dude, Rickl, Jean, Sam Adams! Good night, ONT!

Posted by: Some Pinko at August 09, 2012 11:10 PM (HWUv9)

854 It's the time of the evening, When I just fade away ... Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 10, 2012 03:10 AM (qmMAj) I'm here for the spackling job?

Posted by: Ben Browder clutching a rose in his teeth at August 09, 2012 11:12 PM (HWUv9)

855 Night jc, rolled 1st coat of white paint on the ceiling yesterday. Blistered my thumb on the extender pole. Hope all's well w/you!

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 09, 2012 11:12 PM (qmMAj)

856 I'm just someone who wishes the GOP would go and DIAF

Posted by: The Dude at August 09, 2012 11:13 PM (tw6Ar)

857 Later Roberto

Posted by: Zakn at August 09, 2012 11:13 PM (7F9i5)

858 Nighty night sweethearts! goodnight moon! goodnight cow and the red balloon. goodnight kittens, goodnight mittens.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 09, 2012 11:14 PM (r7Ddb)

859 so pretty looking

http://tinyurl.com/8np7bbk

Posted by: The Dude at August 09, 2012 11:14 PM (tw6Ar)

860 863 Nighty night sweethearts! goodnight moon! goodnight cow and the red balloon. goodnight kittens, goodnight mittens. Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 10, 2012 03:14 AM (r7Ddb) Good night, good things! Stay up all night and be cranky in the morning, bad things!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 09, 2012 11:14 PM (bxiXv)

861 861 I'm just someone who wishes the GOP would go and DIAF

Posted by: The Dude at August 10, 2012 03:13 AM (tw6Ar)


i agree they are only *slightly* less horrid than the dems, but not by much.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 09, 2012 11:15 PM (r7Ddb)

862 #854

Wha?

You'd think they'd at least support 720p. Is that the resolution they're really doing on the consoles? The Xbox has a dedicated scaler so it's easy to trade off resolution for complexity but trickier on the PS3. OTOH, you shouldn't need to drop below 720p on the PS3.

Considering the first game was PS3 only, you'd think that was the core platform for the sequel. OTOOH, it's a lot easier to port from the Xbox to PC with both using DirectX calls.

Most decent GPUs can handle scaling. I'm amazed they wouldn't at least allow the use of 1080p, which is an easy scaling target even in software thanks to the math.

Posted by: epobirs at August 09, 2012 11:16 PM (kcfmt)

863 Wow.  night everybody.  guess I will recheck that deodorant purchase.

Posted by: jc at August 09, 2012 11:17 PM (ufJKx)

864 Ben Browder clutching a rose in his teeth ... As we dance to the masochism tango ... - Tom Lehrer http://tinyurl.com/9rf7gfg

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 09, 2012 11:18 PM (qmMAj)

865 im still here jc, dont get freaked. and im shy

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 09, 2012 11:19 PM (r7Ddb)

866 Later jc. Didn't see ya till you were leaving

Posted by: Zakn at August 09, 2012 11:19 PM (7F9i5)

867 Damn, Demonoid is gone for who knows how long. TPB is lousy for e-books. Anybody know of a good site for e-book torrents?

Posted by: epobirs at August 09, 2012 11:20 PM (kcfmt)

868 jc at August 10, 2012 03:17 AM (ufJKx) Well. I don't need to be on the ONT to hear all the snickering about a blistered hand ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 09, 2012 11:21 PM (qmMAj)

869 I like Pinochet because he said, "You elected a Communist? Sorry, but your election doesn't count. Try again."

Posted by: rickl at August 09, 2012 11:22 PM (sdi6R)

870

Posted by: epobirs at August 10, 2012 03:16 AM (kcfmt)


different engine compared to Demon Souls (it's a stop gap multiconsole engine). That is the resolution of their assets. Sad part is that the previews say that the game still chugs which is a bit shocking as it wasn't uncommon to get single digit fps in Blight Town.


They were pretty upfront about that the port wasn't going to be good when it was announced as they have no experience at all when it comes to PC gaming though. Hope they don't throw in the towel if/when this bombs as I really would love more games from FROM on the PC as their games are always ambitious but the fps take a dump on consoles. They really need a team they feel comfortable with to farm out the PC versions

Posted by: The Dude at August 09, 2012 11:23 PM (tw6Ar)

871 about a blistered hand Happens to us weekly, pal

Posted by: The Morons at August 09, 2012 11:23 PM (7F9i5)

872 Damn, Demonoid is gone for who knows how long. TPB is lousy for e-books. Anybody know of a good site for e-book torrents?

Posted by: epobirs at August 10, 2012 03:20 AM (kcfmt)


I just use my music sites and get to know the people who up stuff and request shit

Posted by: The Dude at August 09, 2012 11:24 PM (tw6Ar)

873 I really need to start fresh with modding Skyrim :/

Posted by: The Dude at August 09, 2012 11:25 PM (tw6Ar)

874 this pic is quite nice
http://tinyurl.com/8pz9tzu

Posted by: The Dude at August 09, 2012 11:26 PM (tw6Ar)

875 Heh. Blizzard got hacked

Posted by: Zakn at August 09, 2012 11:26 PM (7F9i5)

876 So, the BH had a colonoscopy today -- whee-hah! We're both trying to get procedures in before Obamacare decides they're unnecessary. Mine is in November.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2012 11:28 PM (kaalw)

877 and yes, Target is evil ... Trader Joe's evil ... JC Penny is not evil but I got a gift card that I should prolly use up before the Giant Meteor lights up the sky ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 09, 2012 11:29 PM (qmMAj)

878 Mine is in November. Drink lots of water now, then you won't need to drink up so much before the procedure ... or something like that ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 09, 2012 11:30 PM (qmMAj)

879 846 -- I frequently abuse the leftys with the " ticket on an L188 AND a free drink coupon" and "Free Julio Poch" lines, but so few get it.

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2012 11:34 PM (WkuV6)

880 but so few get it. of course not. Today is Day Zero, Year Zero.

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 09, 2012 11:39 PM (qmMAj)

881 GOOD MORNING, VIC !!!!

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 09, 2012 11:40 PM (qmMAj)

882 881 So, the BH had a colonoscopy today -- whee-hah! We're both trying to get procedures in before Obamacare decides they're unnecessary. Mine is in November.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 10, 2012 03:28 AM (kaalw)


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enjoy your time as a warm water dispenser.

Posted by: jc at August 09, 2012 11:40 PM (ufJKx)

883 883 Mine is in November.

Drink lots of water now, then you won't need to drink up so much before the procedure ...

or something like that ...

Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at August 10, 2012 03:30 AM (qmMAj)



Believe me, I was taking notes.....and this is going to be entertaining.



I'm phobic about being punctured. When I'm having blood tests, it's like a live rattlesnake sitting on my chest until the needle is out. I've had multiple dental crowns done with no anesthetic whatsoever because I'd rather experience the pain than the needle.



And before anyone launches in crossways -- I know what a phobia is...it's an irrational reaction. So if you discuss it rationally, it doesn't help. I'm the most rational person I know -- if I could have talked myself out of it, I'd have done so already.



For the BH, they established an IV drip and later introduced a sedative. For me, if you don't want extreme reactions, you need some sort of sedative BEFORE establishing an IV. If I ever wake up from a traffic accident with an IV, I'm very likely to be collapsed in a fetal position clutching the spot where it was pulled out and about 40 feet away 10 seconds later.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2012 11:40 PM (kaalw)

884 Posted by: cthulhu at August 10, 2012 03:40 AM (kaalw)

==

the funniest part is they ask for ID.  I asked the gal at the front if they get a lot of imposters.

Posted by: jc at August 09, 2012 11:42 PM (ufJKx)

885 wonder if the soup kitchen or church would take this chili off my hands

Posted by: The Dude at August 09, 2012 11:42 PM (tw6Ar)

886 Hey Adriane.  congrats on the new progress.  sorry about the blisters, but they will seem worth it soon enough.

Posted by: jc at August 09, 2012 11:43 PM (ufJKx)

887 888 881
So, the BH had a colonoscopy today -- whee-hah! We're both trying to get
procedures in before Obamacare decides they're unnecessary. Mine is in
November.


Posted by: cthulhu at August 10, 2012 03:28 AM (kaalw)

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enjoy your time as a warm water dispenser.

Posted by: jc at August 10, 2012 03:40 AM (ufJKx)




Oh, yeah -- the prep looks like a LOT of fun. Why not just get cholera as an "organic" alternative?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2012 11:43 PM (kaalw)

888 870 im still here jc, dont get freaked. and im shy

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 10, 2012 03:19 AM (r7Ddb)


===


from the sounds of it, you don't have time to be shy cuz you are buried in puddys.

Posted by: jc at August 09, 2012 11:44 PM (ufJKx)

889 So I'm wondering which way it's gonna go -- if it's less painful than a dental crown, I might be one of the few people to get a colonoscopy without sedation....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2012 11:48 PM (kaalw)

890 I might be one of the few people to get a colonoscopy without sedation....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 10, 2012 03:48 AM (kaalw)


no......just no

http://tinyurl.com/cczbao

Posted by: The Dude at August 09, 2012 11:50 PM (tw6Ar)

891 894 So I'm wondering which way it's gonna go -- if it's less painful than a dental crown, I might be one of the few people to get a colonoscopy without sedation....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 10, 2012 03:48 AM (kaalw)


===


Nah.  You have represented clients at audits before.  You've seen lots of people get the scope without the dope.

Posted by: jc at August 09, 2012 11:51 PM (ufJKx)

892 format fail, interesting in seeing people trying to get $50 for my My Love for Evermore first pressing

Posted by: The Dude at August 09, 2012 11:55 PM (tw6Ar)

893 I've actually gone in to have blood drawn, and had them say, "you won't be so bad -- we had a guy......" and go on to describe a very stressful scenario.




That I recognized.




'Cause it was me, six months before.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2012 11:56 PM (kaalw)

894
'Cause it was me, six months before.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 10, 2012 03:56 AM (kaalw)


===


since you are sharing you need to be aware that I am just the kinda bastard that will flip you massive amounts of shit about it.


I adopted the policy after a friend of mine visited me in the hospital after a surgery on my face.  I had a cast on and a lot of swelling and it hurt like hell every time I laughed.  I was also on a metric shitload of some kind of medication so laughing was really hard to avoid.  He must have sat there for 20 minutes flipping me shit and making me laugh.  after that -- no mercy for anyone.  you got a funny, embarrassing situation -- I am gonna fling some shit you way.

Posted by: jc at August 10, 2012 12:08 AM (ufJKx)

895 some one give me a million dollars, I want to go to the airport with just an extra set of clothes and just pick a place at random as a vacation spot and have fun

Posted by: The Dude at August 10, 2012 12:09 AM (tw6Ar)

896 900 some one give me a million dollars, I want to go to the airport with just an extra set of clothes and just pick a place at random as a vacation spot and have fun

Posted by: The Dude at August 10, 2012 04:09 AM (tw6Ar)


===

first, you are asking for too small of a number.  no one takes you seriously for less than 1/2 billion.  open a bullshit alternative energy company and call Obumbles and Chu -- all the money you want for just a small campaign kickback.

Posted by: jc at August 10, 2012 12:17 AM (ufJKx)

897 don't want 500 million, I wouldn't come home then. I just want a hardcap of a million and do some globe hopping till I'm broke. I'll even film it and make a series or documentary.

I even have a rough sketch of me being on the beach
http://tinyurl.com/cg9wbq7

Posted by: The Dude at August 10, 2012 12:20 AM (tw6Ar)

898 I really fucking hate SAP

Posted by: Zakn at August 10, 2012 12:23 AM (7F9i5)

899 Heh cooth. I'm quite the opposite. Don't mind blood draws or needles. It never really bothered me, plus I give alot of blood on the regular, so pretty desensitized to it.

Posted by: Zakn at August 10, 2012 12:25 AM (7F9i5)

900 899
'Cause it was me, six months before.


Posted by: cthulhu at August 10, 2012 03:56 AM (kaalw)

===
since you are sharing you need to be aware that I am just the kinda bastard that will flip you massive amounts of shit about it.
I adopted the policy after a friend of mine visited me in the hospital after a surgery on my face. I had a cast on and a lot of swelling and it hurt like hell every time I laughed. I was also on a metric shitload of some kind of medication so laughing was really hard to avoid. He must have sat there for 20 minutes flipping me shit and making me laugh. after that -- no mercy for anyone. you got a funny, embarrassing situation -- I am gonna fling some shit you way.

Posted by: jc at August 10, 2012 04:08 AM (ufJKx)



I find it amusing -- in some ways -- myself. I have a totally rational side regarding medicine, and then I have this quirk. You'll note that the 2-1/2 crowns got done.....I can make an objective determination and endorse a treatment plan.



On the flip side, if an autopsy suggests that I offed myself with an overdose of self-administered intravenous drugs, everyone can have a fine laugh at such a ridiculous scenario. Ain't gonna happen.



Furthermore, there ain't a lot of man-card issues -- and I'd suggest that anyone contemplating such have a tooth prepared for a gold crown without anesthesia. I've done it twice.



So, go ahead and flip me shit.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 10, 2012 12:27 AM (kaalw)

901 *flip*

Posted by: jc at August 10, 2012 12:30 AM (ufJKx)

902 From the camp set up to defend Test's armor station timer in 49- http://tinyurl.com/cr4lwub They had 1200 dudes in system. AAA stood down because they are shit.

Posted by: Zakn at August 10, 2012 12:30 AM (7F9i5)

903 904 Heh cooth. I'm quite the opposite. Don't mind blood draws or needles. It never really bothered me, plus I give alot of blood on the regular, so pretty desensitized to it.

Posted by: Zakn at August 10, 2012 04:25 AM (7F9i5)




I really believe in doing good by donating blood, but have reluctantly had to give up on it myself because there's so much drama in the process. I've even looked into ways of donating blood while unconscious.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 10, 2012 12:30 AM (kaalw)

904 Don't forget the side beni of giving blood, less booze is required.

Posted by: Zakn at August 10, 2012 12:33 AM (7F9i5)

905 Gonna go eat lunch. See ya'll tomorrow.

Posted by: Zakn at August 10, 2012 12:35 AM (7F9i5)

906 #875

I was one of the rare people who really liked the King's Field series. Tried Shadow Tower and it was just to hard from the get go. There were remakes on the PSP and PS2 but no US release.

The asset resolution is no surprise. Very few current console games are natively 1080p. But they scale post-rendering tot hat res just fine. It's bizarre that they would not let PC gamers, who are quite used to it, decide for themselves if they're getting adequate performance at their display's native resolution.

All of the other sites I've ever looked at for torrents were awful in their organization compared to Demonoid. I hope they come back within a couple months because I'll start running out of reading material around then, I estimate. TPB is OK for comics but that is only a small portion of my reading interests. For instance, I was really hoping to find that new book about Frank Marshall Davis.

I may actually have to go to the library again.

Posted by: epobirs at August 10, 2012 01:10 AM (kcfmt)

907 loved the King's Field games as well, probably the reason why I nerded out on the Soul series. Well, it will uprez at what ever but it's going to look blurry.


If you want, I can give you invites to the music sites I use and you can check out their book selections

Posted by: The Dude at August 10, 2012 01:20 AM (tw6Ar)

908 hope at least one Kespa player gets though today's games

Posted by: The Dude at August 10, 2012 01:21 AM (tw6Ar)

909 Hey, Vic, if you're up and at 'em, I've been meaning to ask if you've read Brad Thor's latest, "Black List."

Posted by: RushBabe at August 10, 2012 01:26 AM (tQHzJ)

910 Stop. The. Presses. CBS early morning news or whatever they call it showed a Royals clip. Billy Butler's 3 run homer. They've got some great young bats and decent defense and speed in places. All we need is 5 starting pitchers.

Posted by: teej says free Miss Marple at August 10, 2012 01:53 AM (EYfcP)

911 And mornin' Vic. Top of the morning to you also RushBabe.

Posted by: teej says free Miss Marple at August 10, 2012 01:56 AM (EYfcP)

912 Hi, teej.  We must be the only folks on the "chicken" schedule today!  (I confess, I'm usually with the "owls.")

Posted by: RushBabe at August 10, 2012 02:04 AM (tQHzJ)

913 I saw Miss Marple on twitter today, but forgot to ask her why she caught the bant

Posted by: Zakn at August 10, 2012 02:13 AM (7F9i5)

914 I don't think Miss Marple caught the ban hammer.  She just got caught in PIXY's super-duper spam filter by mistake.

Posted by: RushBabe at August 10, 2012 02:15 AM (tQHzJ)

915 I love this place because of the bugs. and the features.

Posted by: Zakn at August 10, 2012 02:24 AM (7F9i5)

916 That red M3, I own one just like it. Drives like the best car on the road. I guess that means I'm paying for two of them! Now I'd better get in it and go to work and pay for the both of them. Envy me yet?

Posted by: james crowe at August 10, 2012 02:41 AM (zeDfv)

917 Oops. Left for a while. Thought everyone else was gone. Had you lookin' up and sayin' thanks though didn't I. Always on the chicken schedule during the workweek RB. And mornin' to you too Zakin. Question of the day. Am I a bug or a feature? Enquiring minds.....couldn't care less.

Posted by: teej says free Miss Marple at August 10, 2012 02:43 AM (pUAXu)

918 >>BTW.. hubby and I have been married 32 years today. You may now congratulate me on being the most patient woman in history.
Posted by: jewells45

Congratulations. As Ann Coulter said the other day, You have a man, and you are not looking for the government to be you hubby.

31 years for wifey and me 8/1.

Posted by: sTevo at August 10, 2012 02:50 AM (VMcEw)

919 @921 - envy you? For that little bitty toy? You tonne drive that thing a half mile out into a snowy pasture and toss a deer in it? And while I could figure out how to get a 7 piece drum kit with attendant cymbals and hardware in there, I doubt if there'd be room left for tri-corner hat babe. Let alone a longbow.

Posted by: teej says free Miss Marple at August 10, 2012 02:52 AM (B2fm1)

920 Congrats jewells and sTevo!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: teej says free Miss Marple at August 10, 2012 02:54 AM (B2fm1)

921 tonne = gonna. Sheesh. Time to get ready for work. Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej says free Miss Marple at August 10, 2012 02:59 AM (B2fm1)

922 I have been waking up to Bill Bennett's radio program Morning in America. It run 6 to 9 am eastern time. Flip open the lappy and on it plays.

http://is.gd/hPdH51


Posted by: sTevo at August 10, 2012 03:03 AM (VMcEw)

923

"Time and tide wait for no moronette."

 

Off to the gym.  Happy Friday, 'rons.

Posted by: RushBabe at August 10, 2012 03:13 AM (tQHzJ)

924  147  A government sponsored Julie Newmar was there to make it happen.

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Can I get a government sponsored Yvonne Craig? I'm entitled, damn it!

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If that's the new hotness, then I'm entitled to a gov't.-sponsored Nicole Kidman.  Or Sofia Vergara.  Or . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2012 05:58 AM (exvgC)

925 You know a prescription drug works when a majority of people are afraid of it, yet use it anyway.
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*
Hell, I'm afraid of melatonin.  Stuff gave me a creepy dream where I was walking around with the back of my head cracked open like an egg, and in the mirror I could see my brain looking like the yolk.  Brrr.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 10, 2012 06:02 AM (exvgC)

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